| Thu, 16 Jun 2016 17:21:52 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> learn HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you assume a spherical cow in a vacuum. HackEgo is the slowest bot in all Mexico!
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| Thu, 16 Jun 2016 11:37:02 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn pawn/*YOU* are a pawn. *MWAHAHAHAHA*
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| Thu, 16 Jun 2016 10:15:25 +0000 |
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<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/stepran{,s}
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| Thu, 16 Jun 2016 09:47:15 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` rm bin/tac and fuck you
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| Thu, 16 Jun 2016 09:40:06 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` chmod +x bin/tac
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| Thu, 16 Jun 2016 09:40:02 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` echo \'for file do mapfile -t lines < "$file"; for (( i = ${#lines[@]} -1; i >= 0; i-- )) do printf "%s\\n" "${lines[i]}"; done done\' >> bin/tac
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| Thu, 16 Jun 2016 09:39:48 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` echo \'(( $# )) || set /dev/stdin\' >> bin/tac
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| Thu, 16 Jun 2016 09:39:25 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` echo \'#!/bin/bash\' > bin/tac
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| Thu, 16 Jun 2016 09:37:42 +0000 |
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<shachaf> rm bin/tac
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| Thu, 16 Jun 2016 08:31:34 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled wisdom/oerjan//s/over/zombie over/
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| Thu, 16 Jun 2016 08:17:38 +0000 |
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<shachaf> ` hg cat -r 8437 wisdom/oerjan > wisdom/oerjan; rm wisdom/oerjan_
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| Thu, 16 Jun 2016 05:13:25 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn_append phenomenom/The collection of them is called "phenomenomenclature".
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| Thu, 16 Jun 2016 05:08:46 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn A phenomenom is a name given to a phenomenon.
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| Thu, 16 Jun 2016 05:03:58 +0000 |
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<\oren\> learn A Steprans variable is a variable whose notation is variable.
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| Thu, 16 Jun 2016 05:03:12 +0000 |
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<\oren\> learn A Tall proof is a proof with a small hole, which can only be filled by another Tall proof.
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| Thu, 16 Jun 2016 05:02:18 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn A perfunctory proof is a category-theoretical proof that cites Per Martin-L\xc3\xb6f.
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| Thu, 16 Jun 2016 04:56:50 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn modal logic/"modal logic" means "the most common logic" (that is, classical logic).
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| Thu, 16 Jun 2016 04:54:29 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn A matrix is just a matrix. Taneb invented them.
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| Tue, 14 Jun 2016 14:23:30 +0000 |
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<oerjan> mkx bin/slwd//sled "wisdom/$1"
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| Tue, 14 Jun 2016 14:18:04 +0000 |
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<int-e> ` sed -i s/person/lunatic/ wisdom/moon
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| Tue, 14 Jun 2016 12:56:32 +0000 |
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<oerjan> sled wisdom/children//s/$/./
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| Tue, 14 Jun 2016 12:40:55 +0000 |
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<oerjan> sled wisdom/erlang//s/./E/;s/$/./
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| Tue, 14 Jun 2016 10:50:49 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> learn Children are a fungible commodity
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| Tue, 14 Jun 2016 10:48:33 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> le/rn clever/Being clever is different from being wise, but they are indistinguishable in sufficiently large quantities.
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| Tue, 14 Jun 2016 01:41:15 +0000 |
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<Sgeo> learn erlang has tricked people into loving global mutable variables while pretending to embrace immutability
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| Mon, 13 Jun 2016 08:26:16 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Isms are philosophies, religions or ideologies that have branched off from older ones, such as Leninism or Buddhism. Etymologically "ism" is a backformation from portmanteaus on "schism".
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| Mon, 13 Jun 2016 08:25:51 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Isms are philosophies, religions or ideologies that have branched off from older ones, such as Leninism or Buddhism. Etymologically "ism" is a backformation from portmanteaus on "schism".
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| Mon, 13 Jun 2016 08:24:54 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Isms are philosophies, religions or ideologies that have branched off from older ones, such as Leninism or Buddhism. Etymologically from portmanteaus on "schism".
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| Mon, 13 Jun 2016 08:14:58 +0000 |
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<oerjan> sled wisdom/java//s/./J/;s/$/./
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| Mon, 13 Jun 2016 08:13:25 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn OIC, OIC means Oh I see.
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| Mon, 13 Jun 2016 08:12:17 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn The IOCCC is the Industrial Ordovician COBOL Conference Circuit. Not to be confused with OIC. See also ioccclist.
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| Mon, 13 Jun 2016 07:55:16 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn tanebvention/Tanebventions include automatic squirrel feeders, necessity, Go, submarine jousting, the universe, weetoflakes, persistence, the BBC, progress, and this sentence. See also tanebventions (math). He never invents anything involving sex.
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| Mon, 13 Jun 2016 07:53:53 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn tanebventions (math)/Mathematical tanebventions include D-modules, Chu spaces, the torus, Stephen Wolfram, the reals, Lambek\'s lemma, pointless topology, and histograms.
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| Mon, 13 Jun 2016 06:56:31 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Implication is a useful rhetorical device, if you know what I mean.
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| Mon, 13 Jun 2016 03:49:48 +0000 |
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<tswett> learn Violation is the act of playing an instrument in the viola family.
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| Mon, 13 Jun 2016 00:05:58 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn complete heyting algebra/A complete Heyting algebra is just a cartesian closed complete lattice.
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| Mon, 13 Jun 2016 00:00:22 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled wisdom/frame//s/However, f/F/
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| Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:45:27 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sedlast s./..
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| Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:44:55 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn pointless topology//Pointless topology is the kind of topology Taneb invents.
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| Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:27:29 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sedlast s/The difference is that/However,/;s/ism doesn\'t/isms don\'t/;s/a f/f/
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| Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:26:03 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sedlast s/y/yt/
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| Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:22:03 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn A frame is just a complete Heying algebra. The difference is that a frame homomorphism doesn\'t preserve implication, if you know what I mean.
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| Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:17:08 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled wisdom/locale//s/a question //
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| Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:14:54 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn stone space/Stone spaces were invented by P. T. Barnum as a hoax.
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| Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:02:56 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn Locales are just frames, which are just complete Heyting algebras. Taneb accidentally invented them by asking a question about lattices. The only locale available in #esoteric is en_NZ.UTF-8.
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| Sun, 12 Jun 2016 10:59:22 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn sober space/Sober spaces are the dual of Stoned spaces. Taneb invented them.
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| Sun, 12 Jun 2016 07:11:42 +0000 |
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<shachaf> mkx bin/now//lastfiles "$@" | while read f; do echo -n "$f//"; cat "$f"; done
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| Sun, 12 Jun 2016 00:56:19 +0000 |
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<moon_> addquote <oerjan> i don\'t approve of nuclear-free zones; without nuclei we\'d not exist hth
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| Sun, 12 Jun 2016 00:37:39 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled bin/hog//s/"\\$@"/-- "$@"/
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| Sun, 12 Jun 2016 00:37:34 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled bin/hoag//s/"\\$@"/-- "$@"/
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| Sun, 12 Jun 2016 00:35:32 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled bin/lastfiles//s/log/log --removed/
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| Sun, 12 Jun 2016 00:33:11 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled bin/before//s/log/log --removed/
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| Sat, 11 Jun 2016 14:30:22 +0000 |
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<int-e> rm wisdom/godot
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| Sat, 11 Jun 2016 05:19:49 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn per martin-l\xc3\xb6f/"per Martin-L\xc3\xb6f" is a common citation lazy logicians use when they don\'t want to prove their theorems. It rarely gets past peer review.
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| Sat, 11 Jun 2016 05:09:36 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn peer gynt is a famous norwegian troll. nowadays he amuses himself by resetting people\'s irc connections.
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| Sat, 11 Jun 2016 03:04:22 +0000 |
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<moon_> addquote <zzo38> Why does my computer support only one colormap? <oerjan> because it\'s meta-racist
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| Sat, 11 Jun 2016 02:20:03 +0000 |
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<oerjan> delquote 1280
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| Sat, 11 Jun 2016 02:06:48 +0000 |
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<moon_> addquote +++ Out of cheese error +++
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| Sat, 11 Jun 2016 01:40:35 +0000 |
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<oerjan> sled wisdom/moon//s/a/a murderous/
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| Fri, 10 Jun 2016 07:54:27 +0000 |
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<noloveinwaikiki> le/rn oerjan/pedantic like a STASI agent traces every unknown user. but why? game? tradition? misinformation? uncivilized sports .. ultraviolant on christmas eve. (old text: wisdom/oerjan_)
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