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<rdococ> le//rn aperture// A usually adjustable opening in an optical instrument, such as a camera or telescope, that limits the amount of light passing through a lens or onto a mirror.
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| Thu, 13 Apr 2017 02:22:44 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn baby shower//Thanks to baby showers, the incidence of baby throwing injuries has greatly diminished.
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| Thu, 13 Apr 2017 02:21:50 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn glados//Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Internet Relay Chat & Enrichment Center. Please enjoy your stay at #esoteric, because you will never leave.
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| Thu, 13 Apr 2017 00:19:50 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn wizzard//A wizzard is a blizzard wizard.
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| Thu, 13 Apr 2017 00:19:07 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn operation//Operation is the opposite of cooperation.
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:59:32 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn codo//The codo button is the dodo\'s undo button.
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:56:15 +0000 |
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<boily> revert
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:54:16 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn OTL//OTL is a man sitting sideways on air.
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:48:40 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn il//An il is a cohelix of pper wire.
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:44:58 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn ice//I.C.E. stands for Imaginary Christian Era. It covers the forgotten period of time that is not on the real axis.
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:44:49 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn ice//I.C.E. stands for Imaginary Christian Era. It covers the forgotten period of time that is not on the linear axis.
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:44:20 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn ice//I.C.E. stands for Imaginary Christian Era. It covers the forgotten period of time that is not on the linear timeline.
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:43:32 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn ke//Ke is an anti-soda campaign rdocscovered in the 93rd millenium I.C.E. Rdococ doesn\'t support it.
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:29:17 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> slwd absolute value//s/break that/break maths/
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:26:07 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn pe//To pe, is to not cope.
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:25:13 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn w//A w is everything a cow isn\'t.
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:14:10 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn I\'n//I\'n is a contraction of "I\'m in" rdocscovered in the early 23rd century.
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 20:32:42 +0000 |
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<wob_jonas> slashlearn vacuum tube//After the London terrorist attacks of 2005, the Underground was completely evacuated. Without air resistance, the trains would go at blazingly fast speeds between the terminals. This is called a vacuum tube. Sadly, current technology doesn\'t let passengers travel that way.
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 20:28:19 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> sled bin/?//s/lowercase/lowercase2/
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 20:26:38 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn \xc3\xbeorn//\xc3\x9eorn grows around roses.
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 20:25:54 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> sled bin/lowercase2//s/\xc3\xbd/\xc3\xbd\xc5\x82/
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 20:25:23 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> sled bin/lowercase2//s/\xc3\x9d/\xc3\x9d\xc5\x81/
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 20:21:09 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> le/rn emoticon//emoticon: \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b_o)/\xc2\xaf
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 19:38:43 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn IP//Your IP address is the address of the pointer to the current instruction.
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 19:37:04 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn IP//Your IP address is a pointer to the current instruction.
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 19:35:08 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn supersymmetry//Supersymmetry is an obsessive cleaning disorder only diagnosed to physicists.
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 19:34:01 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn cocoa//A is a village in Norway. The BBC invented it by not understanding things on top of letters.
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 19:04:51 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn phrel//Phrel is a swear word rdocscovered in 2018. It refers to a fluid that holds seeds.
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<rdococ> le//rn 10//10 = 10 in every base
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 00:27:21 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn brevity//syn. "shortness"
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 00:10:01 +0000 |
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<oerjan> forget wa
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 00:09:49 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn wa//Wa is the opposite of wan\'t.
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 00:06:44 +0000 |
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<oerjan> revert
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 00:06:06 +0000 |
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<oerjan> forget wan
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| Wed, 12 Apr 2017 00:04:18 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn wan//Wan is the opposite of wan\'t.
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| Tue, 11 Apr 2017 02:30:15 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Morphology is the theory that you can never have enough ph\xe1\xbb\x9f. boily invented it.
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| Tue, 11 Apr 2017 02:24:13 +0000 |
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<oerjan> forget cyanide
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| Mon, 10 Apr 2017 20:36:43 +0000 |
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<Phantom_Hoover> revert
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| Mon, 10 Apr 2017 20:33:59 +0000 |
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<rdococ> learn_append earth Even before that, as long as there has been any tunnel connecting two points on the surface, or a hollow cylinder like a toilet roll, Earth has been a coffee mug.
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| Mon, 10 Apr 2017 20:16:59 +0000 |
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<rdococ> forget five million, three hundred and eighteen thousand and eight
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| Mon, 10 Apr 2017 20:16:35 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn 5318008//5318008 is a famous number because its reciprocal is 1.8804033389946 * 10^-7, which when upside down on a calculator spells L-vOI * ghGGBEEEOhOBB.I.
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<rdococ> le//rn 5318008//5318008 is a famous number because its reciprocal is 1.8804033389946 * 10^-7, which when upside down spells L-vOI * ghGGBEEEOhOBB.I.
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| Mon, 10 Apr 2017 20:15:30 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn 5318008//5318008 is a famous number because its reciprocal is 1.8804033389946 * 10^-7, which when upside down spells L-vOI * gtGGBEEEOtOBB.I.
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| Mon, 10 Apr 2017 20:15:07 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn five million, three hundred and eighteen thousand and eight//Five million, three hundred and eighteen thousand and eight is a famous number because its reciprocal is 1.8804033389946 * 10^-7, which when upside down spells L-vOI * gtGGBEEEOtOBB.I.
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| Mon, 10 Apr 2017 20:05:49 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn palindrome//A palindrome is a word that remains the same if you take it to the mirror dimension, and then take each individual letter back to the normal dimension separately.
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| Mon, 10 Apr 2017 20:02:38 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn tip//A tip is \x030,3[ $ ]\x03 if you\'re American, \x0312[ \xc2\xa3 ]\x03 if you\'re British, and if you\'re Japanese.
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| Mon, 10 Apr 2017 20:01:46 +0000 |
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<rdococ> slwd tip//s,and ,,;s,.,\\, and if you\'re Japanese.,
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| Mon, 10 Apr 2017 19:39:35 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn tip//A tip is \x030,3[ $ ]\x03 if you\'re American, and \x0312[ \xc2\xa3 ]\x03 if you\'re British.
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| Mon, 10 Apr 2017 19:38:23 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn cyanide//Cyanide is the murder of the color cyan.
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| Mon, 10 Apr 2017 18:47:16 +0000 |
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<rdococ> learn_append lifespan Interestingly, the fatter you are in space, the less fat you tend to be in time.
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| Mon, 10 Apr 2017 18:24:05 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn lifespan//Your lifespan is how fat you are in the time dimension. The temporally fattest person in the world has a temporal length of 122 years.
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| Mon, 10 Apr 2017 14:05:25 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn fly spray//Fly spray is a spray made of flies. Useful for extinguishing pests, such as humans, or in the case of the more specific bug spray, programs.
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| Sun, 09 Apr 2017 23:14:30 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn The password of the month is bad
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| Sun, 09 Apr 2017 14:13:06 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn peng//\x02peng\x02 is a computer network administration software utility used to test the reachability of a destination host on an Internet Protocol (IP) network, and the destination host\'s ability to reach the originating host.
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| Sat, 08 Apr 2017 23:57:37 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Mussels are boily\'s natural enemies. Fortunately he runs faster than them.
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| Sat, 08 Apr 2017 23:51:04 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd things boily likes//s,M,Or poutine. M,
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| Sat, 08 Apr 2017 23:47:51 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd things boily likes//s,M,And kimchi. M,
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| Sat, 08 Apr 2017 22:41:27 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> learn A Luftballon is an experimental weapon first developed by the German military in 1983 designed to scramble fighter jets, causing chaos and starting wars between their enemies.
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| Sat, 08 Apr 2017 05:22:29 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn esoteric files archive//The Esoteric Files Archive is now available at https://github.com/graue/esofiles
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| Sat, 08 Apr 2017 05:16:46 +0000 |
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<oerjan> revert
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