Wed, 22 Jun 2016 20:34:03 +0000 |
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<xfix> ` unidecode $\'\\x80\\xAE\' |& paste
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Wed, 22 Jun 2016 20:33:24 +0000 |
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<xfix> ` unidecode $\'\\x80\\xAE\' | paste
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Wed, 22 Jun 2016 19:22:23 +0000 |
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<shachaf> mkx bin/"//quote; quote
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Wed, 22 Jun 2016 18:48:29 +0000 |
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<int-e> learn pico is the useless twin of nano.
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Wed, 22 Jun 2016 11:42:10 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> learn brexit is like a break, except when there\'s no surrounding loop, in which case it\'s like an exit.
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Wed, 22 Jun 2016 11:40:00 +0000 |
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<Cale> learn dynamic-unwind is just like dynamic-wind except that it\'s a different sort of weather.
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Wed, 22 Jun 2016 11:25:35 +0000 |
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<Cale> learn static-wind is just air.
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Wed, 22 Jun 2016 11:25:12 +0000 |
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<Cale> learn dynamic-wind is the opposite of static-wind.
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Wed, 22 Jun 2016 11:12:27 +0000 |
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<int-e> addquote <fungot> int-e: all right...ill try not to think about your mind. best of luck with it
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Wed, 22 Jun 2016 02:07:32 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <fizzie> AIUI, one of the senior folks now has a car full of body parts as a result. <fizzie> (I don\'t know, I was in Finland.)
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Wed, 22 Jun 2016 00:34:06 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd oerjan//s/interjecting/articled/
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Wed, 22 Jun 2016 00:32:44 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd oerjan//s/renouned/interjecting/
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Wed, 22 Jun 2016 00:31:39 +0000 |
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<shachaf> slwd oerjan//s# instead##
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Wed, 22 Jun 2016 00:28:29 +0000 |
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<boily> ` sed -i "s/\'/\xe2\x80\x99/" wisdom/mapole
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Tue, 21 Jun 2016 23:55:39 +0000 |
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<boily> le/rn dingas/The sound of a Baltic bell. Its chime sounds like potatoes.
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Tue, 21 Jun 2016 19:56:46 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn Cale is the inventor of the calzone.
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Tue, 21 Jun 2016 19:53:40 +0000 |
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<shachaf> ` hg cat -r 8343 wisdom/shachaf > wisdom/shachaf
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Tue, 21 Jun 2016 12:15:18 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Cuneiform is the most impressive writing system.
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Tue, 21 Jun 2016 03:15:41 +0000 |
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<shachaf> slwd tanebvention//s#p#Tanebventions, p#
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Mon, 20 Jun 2016 13:37:11 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> rm bin/wiser
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Mon, 20 Jun 2016 13:35:10 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd this sentence//s/oerjan/shac\x0fhaf/
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Mon, 20 Jun 2016 13:21:45 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> slashlearn dark water/Dark water is an instadeath terrain type in Game Boy games that would represent lava if you had lots of imagination.
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Mon, 20 Jun 2016 13:21:41 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> slashlearn dark water/Dark water is an instadeath terrain type in Game Boy games that would represent lava if you had lots of imaginations.
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Mon, 20 Jun 2016 08:26:49 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn A universe is a poem in one stanza.
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Mon, 20 Jun 2016 08:24:22 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn_append the universe/Escard\xc3\xb3 proved that it was indiscreet.
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Mon, 20 Jun 2016 08:22:18 +0000 |
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<shachaf> slwd tanebventions: math//s#the reals#Klein bottles, the reals#
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Mon, 20 Jun 2016 08:18:59 +0000 |
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<shachaf> slwd this sentence//s#not invented by Taneb#invented by oerjan#
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Mon, 20 Jun 2016 06:36:32 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> le/rn programmer\'s googol/A programmer\'s googol is equal to 10^100, or 110
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Mon, 20 Jun 2016 06:35:17 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> ` mv "wisdom/programmer\'s google" "wisdom/programmer\'s googol"
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Mon, 20 Jun 2016 00:39:53 +0000 |
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<oerjan> rm bin/e
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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 18:41:56 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` paste /proc/iomem
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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 17:18:45 +0000 |
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<int-e> paste /proc/devices
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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 17:17:46 +0000 |
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<int-e> paste /proc/mounts
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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 16:58:01 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` gunzip < /proc/config.gz > out; paste out
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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 16:57:14 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` paste /proc/config.gz
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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 16:41:39 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` rm zero
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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 16:35:34 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` dd if=/dev/zero of=zero bs=1M count=100
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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 16:35:16 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` dd if=/dev/zero of=zero bs=1M count=1
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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 16:34:49 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` dd if=/dev/zero of=zero bs=1G count=1
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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 15:13:26 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn SFTM is the Science Fiction Theory of Mail.
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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 12:59:06 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd taneb//s/ but/but/
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Sat, 18 Jun 2016 22:26:27 +0000 |
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<boily> ` sed -i \'s/voluminous/above average, not too voluminous, /\' wisdom/taneb
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Sat, 18 Jun 2016 15:55:36 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> learn \xd0\xaf is the 8th letter of the hsilgnE alphabet
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Sat, 18 Jun 2016 12:31:52 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> le/rn programmer\'s google/A programmer\'s google is equal to 10^100, or 110
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Sat, 18 Jun 2016 11:00:10 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Associativity means that h(th) = (ht)h, if you\'re flexible about it.
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Sat, 18 Jun 2016 10:53:59 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Associativity is when h(th) = (ht)h.
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Sat, 18 Jun 2016 10:52:45 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Associativity is when h(th) = (ht)h, hth
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Sat, 18 Jun 2016 10:17:12 +0000 |
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<oerjan> sled wisdom/group//s/./G/;s/$/./
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 23:17:25 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn Pikachu is a universal quantifier for Chu spaces.
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 21:46:21 +0000 |
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<Cale> slashlearn associativity/h(th) = (ht)h
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 18:04:13 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> slashlearn bessel function/Bessel functions are responsible for certain surprising and hard to understand compilation errors. You may have seen them if you tried to define a global named yn or j0.
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 09:48:17 +0000 |
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<oerjan> ` hg cat -r 5060d5af0b98 bin/rnooodl >bin/rnooodl
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 09:47:44 +0000 |
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<int-e> ` rm -r bin/SAVEDAT
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 09:42:54 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> slashlearn =@ccc/=@ccc is a great innovation in gcc 6, kept top secret, where inline asm statements can return a value in the carry flag on x86_64. See https://gcc.gnu.org/gcc-6/changes.html which keeps this secret, https://gcc.gnu.org/onlinedocs/gcc-6.1.0/gcc/Extended-Asm.html , http://article.gmane.org/gmane.linux.kernel/2238065 .
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 09:42:22 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> slashlearn =@ccc/=@ccc is a great innovation in gcc 6, kept top secret, where inline asm statements can return a value in the carry flag on x86_64. See https://gcc.gnu.org/gcc-6/changes.html which keeps this secret, https://gcc.gnu.org/onlinedocs/gcc-6.1.0/gcc/Extended-Asm.html which documents it, and http://article.gmane.org/gmane.linux.kernel/2238065 which uses it.
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 09:37:38 +0000 |
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<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/Con/C Code Con/\' wisdom/ioccclist
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 09:12:30 +0000 |
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<oerjan> sled bin/wisdom//s/type f/type f -print0/;s/shuf/shuf -z/
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 08:53:03 +0000 |
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<oerjan> sled wisdom/tanebvention//s/ [(]math[)]/: math/
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 08:52:14 +0000 |
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<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/tanebvention{,s}": math"
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 08:51:36 +0000 |
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<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/tanebvention{"s (math)",": math"}
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 08:35:50 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> slashlearn block device/Block devices are a concession made in Unix to make raw hard disks and magnetic tape have a similar interface to regular files and terminals. Since magnetic tapes can\'t write individual bytes, only entire blocks, the interface isn\'t exactly the same, thus the dreaded dd obs= option was born.
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 02:11:56 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn The password of the month is v\xc3\xafskAlikkjesOvab0rtsUmarnatta
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 02:10:25 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn The password of the month is viskalikkjesovabortsumarnatta
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 17:43:23 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> `` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\n\'\'bin/\\? "$@" && echo -n " Taneb invented it."\' > bin/wiser && chmod a+x bin/wiser && echo " written"; echo " done"
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 17:42:52 +0000 |
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<shachaf> undo 8502
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 17:42:03 +0000 |
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<shachaf> revert
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 17:42:02 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> `` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\n\'\'bin/\\? "$@" && echo -n " Taneb invented it."\' > bin/wiser && chmod a+x bin/wiser
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 17:21:52 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> learn HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you assume a spherical cow in a vacuum. HackEgo is the slowest bot in all Mexico!
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 11:37:02 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn pawn/*YOU* are a pawn. *MWAHAHAHAHA*
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 10:15:25 +0000 |
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<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/stepran{,s}
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 09:47:15 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` rm bin/tac and fuck you
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 09:40:06 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` chmod +x bin/tac
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 09:40:02 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` echo \'for file do mapfile -t lines < "$file"; for (( i = ${#lines[@]} -1; i >= 0; i-- )) do printf "%s\\n" "${lines[i]}"; done done\' >> bin/tac
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 09:39:48 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` echo \'(( $# )) || set /dev/stdin\' >> bin/tac
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 09:39:25 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` echo \'#!/bin/bash\' > bin/tac
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 09:37:42 +0000 |
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<shachaf> rm bin/tac
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 08:31:34 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled wisdom/oerjan//s/over/zombie over/
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 08:17:38 +0000 |
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<shachaf> ` hg cat -r 8437 wisdom/oerjan > wisdom/oerjan; rm wisdom/oerjan_
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 05:13:25 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn_append phenomenom/The collection of them is called "phenomenomenclature".
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 05:08:46 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn A phenomenom is a name given to a phenomenon.
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 05:03:58 +0000 |
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<\oren\> learn A Steprans variable is a variable whose notation is variable.
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 05:03:12 +0000 |
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<\oren\> learn A Tall proof is a proof with a small hole, which can only be filled by another Tall proof.
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 05:02:18 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn A perfunctory proof is a category-theoretical proof that cites Per Martin-L\xc3\xb6f.
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 04:56:50 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn modal logic/"modal logic" means "the most common logic" (that is, classical logic).
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 04:54:29 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn A matrix is just a matrix. Taneb invented them.
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Tue, 14 Jun 2016 14:23:30 +0000 |
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<oerjan> mkx bin/slwd//sled "wisdom/$1"
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Tue, 14 Jun 2016 14:18:04 +0000 |
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<int-e> ` sed -i s/person/lunatic/ wisdom/moon
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Tue, 14 Jun 2016 12:56:32 +0000 |
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<oerjan> sled wisdom/children//s/$/./
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Tue, 14 Jun 2016 12:40:55 +0000 |
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<oerjan> sled wisdom/erlang//s/./E/;s/$/./
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Tue, 14 Jun 2016 10:50:49 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> learn Children are a fungible commodity
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Tue, 14 Jun 2016 10:48:33 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> le/rn clever/Being clever is different from being wise, but they are indistinguishable in sufficiently large quantities.
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Tue, 14 Jun 2016 01:41:15 +0000 |
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<Sgeo> learn erlang has tricked people into loving global mutable variables while pretending to embrace immutability
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 08:26:16 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Isms are philosophies, religions or ideologies that have branched off from older ones, such as Leninism or Buddhism. Etymologically "ism" is a backformation from portmanteaus on "schism".
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 08:25:51 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Isms are philosophies, religions or ideologies that have branched off from older ones, such as Leninism or Buddhism. Etymologically "ism" is a backformation from portmanteaus on "schism".
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 08:24:54 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Isms are philosophies, religions or ideologies that have branched off from older ones, such as Leninism or Buddhism. Etymologically from portmanteaus on "schism".
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 08:14:58 +0000 |
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<oerjan> sled wisdom/java//s/./J/;s/$/./
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 08:13:25 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn OIC, OIC means Oh I see.
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 08:12:17 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn The IOCCC is the Industrial Ordovician COBOL Conference Circuit. Not to be confused with OIC. See also ioccclist.
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 07:55:16 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn tanebvention/Tanebventions include automatic squirrel feeders, necessity, Go, submarine jousting, the universe, weetoflakes, persistence, the BBC, progress, and this sentence. See also tanebventions (math). He never invents anything involving sex.
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 07:53:53 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn tanebventions (math)/Mathematical tanebventions include D-modules, Chu spaces, the torus, Stephen Wolfram, the reals, Lambek\'s lemma, pointless topology, and histograms.
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 06:56:31 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Implication is a useful rhetorical device, if you know what I mean.
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 03:49:48 +0000 |
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<tswett> learn Violation is the act of playing an instrument in the viola family.
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 00:05:58 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn complete heyting algebra/A complete Heyting algebra is just a cartesian closed complete lattice.
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 00:00:22 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled wisdom/frame//s/However, f/F/
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:45:27 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sedlast s./..
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:44:55 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn pointless topology//Pointless topology is the kind of topology Taneb invents.
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:27:29 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sedlast s/The difference is that/However,/;s/ism doesn\'t/isms don\'t/;s/a f/f/
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:26:03 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sedlast s/y/yt/
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:22:03 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn A frame is just a complete Heying algebra. The difference is that a frame homomorphism doesn\'t preserve implication, if you know what I mean.
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:17:08 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled wisdom/locale//s/a question //
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:14:54 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn stone space/Stone spaces were invented by P. T. Barnum as a hoax.
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:02:56 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn Locales are just frames, which are just complete Heyting algebras. Taneb accidentally invented them by asking a question about lattices. The only locale available in #esoteric is en_NZ.UTF-8.
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 10:59:22 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn sober space/Sober spaces are the dual of Stoned spaces. Taneb invented them.
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 07:11:42 +0000 |
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<shachaf> mkx bin/now//lastfiles "$@" | while read f; do echo -n "$f//"; cat "$f"; done
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 00:56:19 +0000 |
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<moon_> addquote <oerjan> i don\'t approve of nuclear-free zones; without nuclei we\'d not exist hth
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 00:37:39 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled bin/hog//s/"\\$@"/-- "$@"/
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 00:37:34 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled bin/hoag//s/"\\$@"/-- "$@"/
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 00:35:32 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled bin/lastfiles//s/log/log --removed/
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 00:33:11 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled bin/before//s/log/log --removed/
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Sat, 11 Jun 2016 14:30:22 +0000 |
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<int-e> rm wisdom/godot
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