Mon, 17 Jun 2019 21:56:17 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> `` perl -pi -e\'s/Bond\\K/, Queen Elizabeth the first/\' wisdom/p*aneb*
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Thu, 13 Jun 2019 22:08:52 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> `` echo $IRC_NICK >> bin/flist
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Thu, 13 Jun 2019 22:04:45 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> `` rm bin/wrlist
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Thu, 13 Jun 2019 21:59:30 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> learn FireFly was a short-running but well-loved sci-fi TV series released in 2003, starring Nathan Fillion and directed and written by Joss Whedon. It\'s also a room whose gimmick is that it gets darker as you kill the enemies.
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Thu, 13 Jun 2019 21:47:53 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> `` set -e; cd share/mtg; tr -d \\\\r <MagicCompRules_20190612.txt > rules.txt
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Thu, 13 Jun 2019 21:47:21 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> fetch share/mtg/MagicCompRules_20190612.txt https://media.wizards.com/2019/downloads/MagicCompRules%2020190612.txt
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Thu, 13 Jun 2019 21:47:10 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> `` set -e; cd share/mtg; test -f MagicCompRules_20181005.txt; rm -v MagicCompRules-20181005.txt
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Thu, 13 Jun 2019 21:38:19 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> forget flu shot
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Thu, 13 Jun 2019 21:37:24 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> forget resolution
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Sun, 09 Jun 2019 21:45:47 +0000 |
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<int-e> learn arseniiv is a blank slate who is afraid of alchemy, especially the kind involving chalk.
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Sun, 09 Jun 2019 21:30:29 +0000 |
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<int-e> le/rn_append b_jonas//He is often too busy with appeasing the M:tG gods to make any sense.
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Sun, 02 Jun 2019 17:11:20 +0000 |
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<int-e> learn The password of the month has been erroneously sent to the NSA. We apologize for the inconvenience.
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Sun, 02 Jun 2019 05:46:08 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> `unidecode \xe2\xa7\xb8\xf0\x9f\x99\xbc <HackEso> \xe2\x80\x8b[U+29F8 BIG SOLIDUS] [U+1F67C VERY HEAVY SOLIDUS] <shachaf> it is with a very heavy solidus that i write to inform you that unicode has too many code points
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Sat, 01 Jun 2019 16:45:45 +0000 |
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<int-e> complain Nobody\'s talking about the weather here, despite metasepia\'s best efforts!
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Sun, 26 May 2019 18:45:31 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> slashlearn log//#esoteric channel logs: https://esolangs.org/logs/ http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/
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Sun, 26 May 2019 18:22:37 +0000 |
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<int-e> slwd wisdom.pdf//s=wis=classical wis=
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Fri, 24 May 2019 15:55:30 +0000 |
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<wob_jonas> learn The reals are an overt complete ordered Brazilian currency invented by Taneb in 1994. You can pay with them fast in Nora\'s Hair Salon.
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Thu, 23 May 2019 08:31:49 +0000 |
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<int-e> learn hug? \xc2\xaf\\_/\xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b_o)/\xc2\xaf\\_/\xc2\xaf
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Wed, 22 May 2019 21:58:01 +0000 |
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<shachaf> slwd tanebvention//s/sanity,/& the hug,/
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Tue, 14 May 2019 01:16:50 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn_append shachaf We don\'t like this.
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Fri, 10 May 2019 00:26:11 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled bin/distort//s/460/459/
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Fri, 10 May 2019 00:21:32 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn owrjan is oerjan\'s wise twin.
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Fri, 10 May 2019 00:19:03 +0000 |
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<shachaf> swrjan s/ark/arkup/
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Fri, 10 May 2019 00:17:31 +0000 |
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<shachaf> swrjan s/Noah/mediawiki\'s default diff/
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Sat, 04 May 2019 19:32:14 +0000 |
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<ais523> ` /bin/true 1&>-
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Wed, 01 May 2019 22:19:24 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> learn The security key of the month is "suspicion mankind subdivision dial".
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Wed, 01 May 2019 21:48:29 +0000 |
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<fizzie> learn The password of the month has been replaced with a security key for protection against advanced persistent threats.
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Wed, 01 May 2019 00:16:10 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd html5//s,$,.,
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Tue, 30 Apr 2019 23:48:39 +0000 |
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<oerjan> forget toilet
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Tue, 30 Apr 2019 01:36:16 +0000 |
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<shachaf> revert
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Tue, 30 Apr 2019 01:34:21 +0000 |
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<gerzytet> learn John_Skeet is the king of Stack Overflow
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Tue, 30 Apr 2019 01:34:12 +0000 |
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<gerzytet> forget john
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Tue, 30 Apr 2019 01:33:08 +0000 |
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<gerzytet> learn John Skeet is the king of Stack Overflow
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Tue, 30 Apr 2019 01:32:23 +0000 |
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<gerzytet> learn html5 is something that should definitely not be parsed with regex
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Mon, 29 Apr 2019 13:12:09 +0000 |
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<wob_jonas> forget if
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Mon, 29 Apr 2019 13:12:04 +0000 |
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<wob_jonas> forget ha
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Mon, 29 Apr 2019 10:27:13 +0000 |
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<wob_jonas> `` set -e; cd wisdom; mv -vi fungus mushroom; sed -i "s/^/A mushroom is /" mushroom; cat mushroom; echo ok
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Mon, 29 Apr 2019 01:40:29 +0000 |
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<gerzytet> learn toilet is elliot spelled backwards, without the extra l, with a t at the end.
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Mon, 29 Apr 2019 01:40:17 +0000 |
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<gerzytet> forget toilet
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Mon, 29 Apr 2019 01:38:26 +0000 |
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<gerzytet> learn toilet elliot spelled backwards, without the extra l, with a t at the end.
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Mon, 29 Apr 2019 01:27:03 +0000 |
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<fizzie> ` mv wisdom/fungu wisdom/fungus # you may opt to `forget it if you wish
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Mon, 29 Apr 2019 01:19:22 +0000 |
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<gerzytet> learn a fungus that grows above ground, especially after rain.
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Wed, 24 Apr 2019 19:45:33 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn BABA IS \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b_o)/\xc2\xaf
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Sun, 21 Apr 2019 16:20:47 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> forget pike
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Sat, 20 Apr 2019 17:39:16 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> learn A circle has no end.
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Sat, 20 Apr 2019 17:39:12 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> learn A circle has no end
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Wed, 17 Apr 2019 23:52:44 +0000 |
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<oerjan> fetch share/UnicodeData.txt http://ftp.unicode.org/Public/UNIDATA/UnicodeData.txt
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Wed, 17 Apr 2019 00:38:49 +0000 |
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<oerjan> sled quotes//1333s, <, <,g
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Tue, 16 Apr 2019 20:25:51 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> addquote <shachaf> #define __NR_oldolduname 59 <olsner> fungot: what\'s your old old name? <fungot> olsner: they decided not to waste any brain cells storing obscure unix silliness).
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Sun, 14 Apr 2019 00:29:11 +0000 |
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<oerjan> sled share/scowrevs//s,3341,3342,
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Sat, 13 Apr 2019 23:29:11 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd hlnp//s,mass,known &,
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Sat, 13 Apr 2019 23:27:50 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd hlnp//s, , ,
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Sat, 13 Apr 2019 23:26:51 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd hlnp//s/modification/wrapper/
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Sat, 13 Apr 2019 23:25:23 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn hlnp is a modification of "hg log" that ignores mass revert revisions and doesn\'t ping the original committers. Used for implementing other repository log search commands like `doag and `culprits .
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Sat, 13 Apr 2019 21:01:09 +0000 |
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<Sgeo_> list
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Thu, 11 Apr 2019 05:09:27 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd brexit//s,has a known,was recently discovered to have a,
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Thu, 11 Apr 2019 05:08:37 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd brexit//s,pead,peated,
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Thu, 11 Apr 2019 05:08:13 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn_append brexit//This command has a known bug where it will repeadly delay itself if not enough force is available.
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Thu, 11 Apr 2019 05:07:33 +0000 |
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<oerjan> revert
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Thu, 11 Apr 2019 05:06:24 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn_append brexit//If not enough force is available, the command will repeatedly delay itself.
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Wed, 10 Apr 2019 23:41:52 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn time machine//A time machine is something Taneb will eventually have to invent to fix the fact that many of his inventions are older than him.
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Wed, 10 Apr 2019 23:28:13 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd outstanding//s,that,That,
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Wed, 10 Apr 2019 23:24:02 +0000 |
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<oerjan> # Thaneb//`learn Outstanding is when someone is upright in an outdoors position, as in "that scarecrow is outstanding in his field".
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Wed, 10 Apr 2019 23:15:19 +0000 |
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<oerjan> sled bin/metar//s,lambdabot:,You probably mean,
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Wed, 10 Apr 2019 02:32:46 +0000 |
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<fizzie> mkx bin/explain//wn "${1:-explain}" -n1 -hypen -hypev | sed -e \'1,/^Sense/d;/^$/,$d\' | tr \'\\n\' \' \' | sed -e \'s/ */ /g\'
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Tue, 09 Apr 2019 13:17:08 +0000 |
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<wob_jonas> `` mv -vi wisdom/funpun{s,}
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Tue, 09 Apr 2019 13:16:37 +0000 |
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<wob_jonas> forget funpun
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Tue, 09 Apr 2019 00:03:44 +0000 |
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<int-e> learn The password of the month is 68657861646563696D616C.
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Mon, 08 Apr 2019 22:44:21 +0000 |
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<fizzie> mkx bin/acronym//w="${1:-tla}"; (for (( i=0;i<${#w};i++ )); do grep -i "^${w:$i:1}[a-z]*\\$" share/dict-words | shuf -n 1; done) | xargs
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Sun, 07 Apr 2019 23:01:58 +0000 |
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<fizzie> slwd hms pinafore//s|^/||
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Sun, 07 Apr 2019 19:25:26 +0000 |
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<fizzie> sled bin/words//39s|@opt|sort &|
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Thu, 04 Apr 2019 23:13:11 +0000 |
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<fizzie> sled bin/words//s|opcode|opcode pokemon|
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Thu, 04 Apr 2019 23:12:13 +0000 |
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<fizzie> fetch share/WordData/Pokemon https://zem.fi/tmp/Pokemon
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Sat, 30 Mar 2019 18:03:49 +0000 |
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<fizzie> learn The password of the month is invalid.
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Sat, 30 Mar 2019 17:15:00 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Aspiring is like perspiring, but more hopeful.
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Wed, 27 Mar 2019 23:51:59 +0000 |
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<oerjan> ` hg cat -r 8425 wisdom/\\` >wisdom/\\`
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Wed, 27 Mar 2019 23:24:14 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn abelian group//An abelian group is a group that spends all its time commuting, and therefore never does any real work.
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Wed, 27 Mar 2019 22:29:39 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> forget society
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Wed, 27 Mar 2019 22:25:26 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> `` mv -v wisdom/\\` wisdom/\\`\\!
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Wed, 27 Mar 2019 19:50:12 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> forget 323
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Fri, 22 Mar 2019 00:46:52 +0000 |
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<fizzie> sled src/hello3.c//s/x0f/17/;s/x05/5/;s/xc3/303/
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Thu, 21 Mar 2019 23:50:20 +0000 |
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<oerjan> # Preserve fizzie\'s repaired version//`mk src/hello3.c//const char main[] = "%0000%HELOPPPPPPT]5Hell1E XP5o wo1E$XP5rld!1E(XP4@4J1E,4@4GPZ$AP_^^^^T^\\x0f\\x05XX\\xc3";
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Wed, 20 Mar 2019 18:54:49 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> rm a.out
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Wed, 13 Mar 2019 13:28:42 +0000 |
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<fizzie> mkx bin/whoami//echo -n $IRC_NICK; if [[ "$1" == "-v" && -n "$IRC_IDENT" ]]; then echo -n "!$IRC_IDENT"; if [[ -n "$IRC_HOST" ]]; then echo -n "@$IRC_HOST"; fi; fi; echo
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Wed, 13 Mar 2019 01:03:43 +0000 |
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<shachaf> slwd fizzie//s/sneaky //
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Wed, 13 Mar 2019 00:18:40 +0000 |
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<fizzie> mkx bin/whoami//echo $IRC_NICK
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Tue, 12 Mar 2019 23:21:06 +0000 |
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<shachaf> rm bin/\x02\x02echo
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Fri, 08 Mar 2019 00:32:40 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn lie group//Lie groups are groups that try being too smooth for their own good.
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Thu, 07 Mar 2019 23:55:17 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Heiroglyphics are an ancient set of symbols used for writing last wills and testaments.
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Mon, 04 Mar 2019 07:19:18 +0000 |
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<int-e> ` echo -n $(cat wisdom/shachaf) The unit of fun punnery is named after him. | rot13 > wisdom/funpuns
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Thu, 28 Feb 2019 07:28:12 +0000 |
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<shachaf> fetch share/unic.txt http://slbkbs.org/unic.txt.now
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Mon, 25 Feb 2019 01:57:31 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <ais523_> ugh, now my Fugue hello world has got stuck in my head again
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Sun, 24 Feb 2019 10:54:15 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> learn o is a popular comedy fantasy webcomic. It\'s about a group called the Order of the Stick, as they go about their adventures with minimal competence, and eventually stumble into a plan by an undead sorcerer to conquer the world, and they\'re out to stop him and conquer their personal problems at the same time. Hopefully not in that order.
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Sun, 24 Feb 2019 04:20:55 +0000 |
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<fungot> le/rn philosophical zombie//Philosophical zombies are everyone in this channel except me.
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Sat, 23 Feb 2019 01:39:12 +0000 |
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<fizzie> fetch bin/words http://hack.esolangs.org/get/bin/words
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Sat, 23 Feb 2019 01:38:39 +0000 |
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<fizzie> fetch share/WordData/Opcode https://zem.fi/tmp/Opcode
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Thu, 21 Feb 2019 19:31:39 +0000 |
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<int-e> rm bin/satan
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Thu, 21 Feb 2019 19:21:47 +0000 |
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<int-e> forget code
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Thu, 21 Feb 2019 19:02:16 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> forget links
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Mon, 18 Feb 2019 01:00:39 +0000 |
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<shachaf> forget rum
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Sun, 17 Feb 2019 21:52:32 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> delquote 1332
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Sun, 17 Feb 2019 14:45:34 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> `` addquote \'<Taneb> Anyway, you know yesterday I had a program which lists primes which ran out of memory before reaching 3?\' #https://esolangs.org/logs/2019-02-17.html#lT
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Fri, 15 Feb 2019 22:21:25 +0000 |
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<shachaf> addquote <Taneb> ...this is the first prime number finder I\'ve ever written which ran out of memory before finding 3
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Fri, 15 Feb 2019 00:44:59 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd tio//s,$,.,
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Thu, 14 Feb 2019 17:13:14 +0000 |
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<fizzie> mkx bin/wiseguys//hlnp -T \'{desc}\\n\' wisdom | cut -d\' \' -f1 | sort | uniq -c | sed -e \'s/^ *//\' | sort -nr | head -n ${1:-10}
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Thu, 14 Feb 2019 15:13:56 +0000 |
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<int-e> slwd kanada//s/nut/nurt/
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Thu, 14 Feb 2019 15:09:27 +0000 |
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<wob_jonas> slashlearn biweekly//The word "biweekly" is half synonymous with the word --> "bimonthly".
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Thu, 14 Feb 2019 15:09:08 +0000 |
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<wob_jonas> forget biweekly/the
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Mon, 11 Feb 2019 02:00:48 +0000 |
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<oerjan> rm bin/seens
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Mon, 11 Feb 2019 01:44:04 +0000 |
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<oerjan> rm bin/lowercase2e
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Mon, 11 Feb 2019 01:34:41 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled bin/blessyou//s/OUY/OUY0134/g
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Mon, 11 Feb 2019 01:32:18 +0000 |
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<fizzie> ` sled bin/thanks//s/OUY/OUY0134/g # for consistency
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Mon, 11 Feb 2019 01:31:10 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled bin/hi//s/OUY/OUY0134/g
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Mon, 11 Feb 2019 00:24:33 +0000 |
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<shachaf> swrjan s/evil/eldrazi/
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Mon, 11 Feb 2019 00:16:44 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> `` rm bin/revert
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Mon, 11 Feb 2019 00:05:18 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> `` rm -v bin/7z bin/7za # I added these, but they never worked
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Mon, 11 Feb 2019 00:04:46 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> `` rm -v bin/preprocess-mtg # one less now
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Mon, 11 Feb 2019 00:03:42 +0000 |
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<int-e> rm bin/wlcmr
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Sun, 10 Feb 2019 23:50:41 +0000 |
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<int-e> mkx bin/wrl//url "wisdom/$1"
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Sun, 10 Feb 2019 23:50:25 +0000 |
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<int-e> ` mv hwrl bin
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