Sun, 19 Jun 2016 18:41:56 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` paste /proc/iomem
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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 17:18:45 +0000 |
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<int-e> paste /proc/devices
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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 17:17:46 +0000 |
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<int-e> paste /proc/mounts
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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 16:58:01 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` gunzip < /proc/config.gz > out; paste out
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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 16:57:14 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` paste /proc/config.gz
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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 16:41:39 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` rm zero
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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 16:35:34 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` dd if=/dev/zero of=zero bs=1M count=100
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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 16:35:16 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` dd if=/dev/zero of=zero bs=1M count=1
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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 16:34:49 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` dd if=/dev/zero of=zero bs=1G count=1
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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 15:13:26 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn SFTM is the Science Fiction Theory of Mail.
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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 12:59:06 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd taneb//s/ but/but/
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Sat, 18 Jun 2016 22:26:27 +0000 |
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<boily> ` sed -i \'s/voluminous/above average, not too voluminous, /\' wisdom/taneb
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Sat, 18 Jun 2016 15:55:36 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> learn \xd0\xaf is the 8th letter of the hsilgnE alphabet
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Sat, 18 Jun 2016 12:31:52 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> le/rn programmer\'s google/A programmer\'s google is equal to 10^100, or 110
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Sat, 18 Jun 2016 11:00:10 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Associativity means that h(th) = (ht)h, if you\'re flexible about it.
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Sat, 18 Jun 2016 10:53:59 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Associativity is when h(th) = (ht)h.
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Sat, 18 Jun 2016 10:52:45 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Associativity is when h(th) = (ht)h, hth
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Sat, 18 Jun 2016 10:17:12 +0000 |
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<oerjan> sled wisdom/group//s/./G/;s/$/./
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 23:17:25 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn Pikachu is a universal quantifier for Chu spaces.
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 21:46:21 +0000 |
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<Cale> slashlearn associativity/h(th) = (ht)h
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 18:04:13 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> slashlearn bessel function/Bessel functions are responsible for certain surprising and hard to understand compilation errors. You may have seen them if you tried to define a global named yn or j0.
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 09:48:17 +0000 |
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<oerjan> ` hg cat -r 5060d5af0b98 bin/rnooodl >bin/rnooodl
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 09:47:44 +0000 |
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<int-e> ` rm -r bin/SAVEDAT
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 09:42:54 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> slashlearn =@ccc/=@ccc is a great innovation in gcc 6, kept top secret, where inline asm statements can return a value in the carry flag on x86_64. See https://gcc.gnu.org/gcc-6/changes.html which keeps this secret, https://gcc.gnu.org/onlinedocs/gcc-6.1.0/gcc/Extended-Asm.html , http://article.gmane.org/gmane.linux.kernel/2238065 .
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 09:42:22 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> slashlearn =@ccc/=@ccc is a great innovation in gcc 6, kept top secret, where inline asm statements can return a value in the carry flag on x86_64. See https://gcc.gnu.org/gcc-6/changes.html which keeps this secret, https://gcc.gnu.org/onlinedocs/gcc-6.1.0/gcc/Extended-Asm.html which documents it, and http://article.gmane.org/gmane.linux.kernel/2238065 which uses it.
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 09:37:38 +0000 |
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<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/Con/C Code Con/\' wisdom/ioccclist
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 09:12:30 +0000 |
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<oerjan> sled bin/wisdom//s/type f/type f -print0/;s/shuf/shuf -z/
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 08:53:03 +0000 |
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<oerjan> sled wisdom/tanebvention//s/ [(]math[)]/: math/
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 08:52:14 +0000 |
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<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/tanebvention{,s}": math"
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 08:51:36 +0000 |
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<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/tanebvention{"s (math)",": math"}
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 08:35:50 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> slashlearn block device/Block devices are a concession made in Unix to make raw hard disks and magnetic tape have a similar interface to regular files and terminals. Since magnetic tapes can\'t write individual bytes, only entire blocks, the interface isn\'t exactly the same, thus the dreaded dd obs= option was born.
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 02:11:56 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn The password of the month is v\xc3\xafskAlikkjesOvab0rtsUmarnatta
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Fri, 17 Jun 2016 02:10:25 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn The password of the month is viskalikkjesovabortsumarnatta
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 17:43:23 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> `` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\n\'\'bin/\\? "$@" && echo -n " Taneb invented it."\' > bin/wiser && chmod a+x bin/wiser && echo " written"; echo " done"
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 17:42:52 +0000 |
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<shachaf> undo 8502
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 17:42:03 +0000 |
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<shachaf> revert
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 17:42:02 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> `` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\n\'\'bin/\\? "$@" && echo -n " Taneb invented it."\' > bin/wiser && chmod a+x bin/wiser
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 17:21:52 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> learn HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you assume a spherical cow in a vacuum. HackEgo is the slowest bot in all Mexico!
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 11:37:02 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn pawn/*YOU* are a pawn. *MWAHAHAHAHA*
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 10:15:25 +0000 |
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<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/stepran{,s}
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 09:47:15 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` rm bin/tac and fuck you
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 09:40:06 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` chmod +x bin/tac
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 09:40:02 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` echo \'for file do mapfile -t lines < "$file"; for (( i = ${#lines[@]} -1; i >= 0; i-- )) do printf "%s\\n" "${lines[i]}"; done done\' >> bin/tac
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 09:39:48 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` echo \'(( $# )) || set /dev/stdin\' >> bin/tac
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 09:39:25 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` echo \'#!/bin/bash\' > bin/tac
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 09:37:42 +0000 |
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<shachaf> rm bin/tac
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 08:31:34 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled wisdom/oerjan//s/over/zombie over/
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 08:17:38 +0000 |
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<shachaf> ` hg cat -r 8437 wisdom/oerjan > wisdom/oerjan; rm wisdom/oerjan_
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 05:13:25 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn_append phenomenom/The collection of them is called "phenomenomenclature".
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 05:08:46 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn A phenomenom is a name given to a phenomenon.
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 05:03:58 +0000 |
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<\oren\> learn A Steprans variable is a variable whose notation is variable.
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 05:03:12 +0000 |
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<\oren\> learn A Tall proof is a proof with a small hole, which can only be filled by another Tall proof.
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 05:02:18 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn A perfunctory proof is a category-theoretical proof that cites Per Martin-L\xc3\xb6f.
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 04:56:50 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn modal logic/"modal logic" means "the most common logic" (that is, classical logic).
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Thu, 16 Jun 2016 04:54:29 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn A matrix is just a matrix. Taneb invented them.
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Tue, 14 Jun 2016 14:23:30 +0000 |
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<oerjan> mkx bin/slwd//sled "wisdom/$1"
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Tue, 14 Jun 2016 14:18:04 +0000 |
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<int-e> ` sed -i s/person/lunatic/ wisdom/moon
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Tue, 14 Jun 2016 12:56:32 +0000 |
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<oerjan> sled wisdom/children//s/$/./
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Tue, 14 Jun 2016 12:40:55 +0000 |
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<oerjan> sled wisdom/erlang//s/./E/;s/$/./
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Tue, 14 Jun 2016 10:50:49 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> learn Children are a fungible commodity
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Tue, 14 Jun 2016 10:48:33 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> le/rn clever/Being clever is different from being wise, but they are indistinguishable in sufficiently large quantities.
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Tue, 14 Jun 2016 01:41:15 +0000 |
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<Sgeo> learn erlang has tricked people into loving global mutable variables while pretending to embrace immutability
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 08:26:16 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Isms are philosophies, religions or ideologies that have branched off from older ones, such as Leninism or Buddhism. Etymologically "ism" is a backformation from portmanteaus on "schism".
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 08:25:51 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Isms are philosophies, religions or ideologies that have branched off from older ones, such as Leninism or Buddhism. Etymologically "ism" is a backformation from portmanteaus on "schism".
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 08:24:54 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Isms are philosophies, religions or ideologies that have branched off from older ones, such as Leninism or Buddhism. Etymologically from portmanteaus on "schism".
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 08:14:58 +0000 |
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<oerjan> sled wisdom/java//s/./J/;s/$/./
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 08:13:25 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn OIC, OIC means Oh I see.
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 08:12:17 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn The IOCCC is the Industrial Ordovician COBOL Conference Circuit. Not to be confused with OIC. See also ioccclist.
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 07:55:16 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn tanebvention/Tanebventions include automatic squirrel feeders, necessity, Go, submarine jousting, the universe, weetoflakes, persistence, the BBC, progress, and this sentence. See also tanebventions (math). He never invents anything involving sex.
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 07:53:53 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn tanebventions (math)/Mathematical tanebventions include D-modules, Chu spaces, the torus, Stephen Wolfram, the reals, Lambek\'s lemma, pointless topology, and histograms.
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 06:56:31 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Implication is a useful rhetorical device, if you know what I mean.
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 03:49:48 +0000 |
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<tswett> learn Violation is the act of playing an instrument in the viola family.
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 00:05:58 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn complete heyting algebra/A complete Heyting algebra is just a cartesian closed complete lattice.
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Mon, 13 Jun 2016 00:00:22 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled wisdom/frame//s/However, f/F/
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:45:27 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sedlast s./..
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:44:55 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn pointless topology//Pointless topology is the kind of topology Taneb invents.
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:27:29 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sedlast s/The difference is that/However,/;s/ism doesn\'t/isms don\'t/;s/a f/f/
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:26:03 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sedlast s/y/yt/
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:22:03 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn A frame is just a complete Heying algebra. The difference is that a frame homomorphism doesn\'t preserve implication, if you know what I mean.
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:17:08 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled wisdom/locale//s/a question //
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:14:54 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn stone space/Stone spaces were invented by P. T. Barnum as a hoax.
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:02:56 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn Locales are just frames, which are just complete Heyting algebras. Taneb accidentally invented them by asking a question about lattices. The only locale available in #esoteric is en_NZ.UTF-8.
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 10:59:22 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn sober space/Sober spaces are the dual of Stoned spaces. Taneb invented them.
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 07:11:42 +0000 |
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<shachaf> mkx bin/now//lastfiles "$@" | while read f; do echo -n "$f//"; cat "$f"; done
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 00:56:19 +0000 |
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<moon_> addquote <oerjan> i don\'t approve of nuclear-free zones; without nuclei we\'d not exist hth
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 00:37:39 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled bin/hog//s/"\\$@"/-- "$@"/
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 00:37:34 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled bin/hoag//s/"\\$@"/-- "$@"/
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 00:35:32 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled bin/lastfiles//s/log/log --removed/
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Sun, 12 Jun 2016 00:33:11 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled bin/before//s/log/log --removed/
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Sat, 11 Jun 2016 14:30:22 +0000 |
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<int-e> rm wisdom/godot
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Sat, 11 Jun 2016 05:19:49 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn per martin-l\xc3\xb6f/"per Martin-L\xc3\xb6f" is a common citation lazy logicians use when they don\'t want to prove their theorems. It rarely gets past peer review.
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Sat, 11 Jun 2016 05:09:36 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn peer gynt is a famous norwegian troll. nowadays he amuses himself by resetting people\'s irc connections.
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Sat, 11 Jun 2016 03:04:22 +0000 |
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<moon_> addquote <zzo38> Why does my computer support only one colormap? <oerjan> because it\'s meta-racist
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Sat, 11 Jun 2016 02:20:03 +0000 |
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<oerjan> delquote 1280
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Sat, 11 Jun 2016 02:06:48 +0000 |
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<moon_> addquote +++ Out of cheese error +++
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Sat, 11 Jun 2016 01:40:35 +0000 |
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<oerjan> sled wisdom/moon//s/a/a murderous/
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Fri, 10 Jun 2016 07:54:27 +0000 |
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<noloveinwaikiki> le/rn oerjan/pedantic like a STASI agent traces every unknown user. but why? game? tradition? misinformation? uncivilized sports .. ultraviolant on christmas eve. (old text: wisdom/oerjan_)
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Fri, 10 Jun 2016 07:52:27 +0000 |
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<noloveinwaikiki> le/rn oerjan_/"Your mysterious renouned cackling overlord emeritus oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. Also a Precambrian Norwegian who mildly dislikes Roald Dahl with a passion. Lately when he tries to remember a word, \'amortized\' pops up instead. His arch-nemesis is Betty Crocker. He sometimes puns without noticing it"
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Fri, 10 Jun 2016 07:45:29 +0000 |
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<noloveinwaikiki> le/rn oerjan/pedantic like a STASI agent traces every unknown user. but why? game? tradition? misinformation? uncivilized sports .. ultraviolant on christmas eve./
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Fri, 10 Jun 2016 07:45:26 +0000 |
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<noloveinwaikiki> le/rn oerjan/"pedantic like a STASI agent traces every unknown user in search for signys love. but why? game? tradition? desinformation? uncivilized sports .. ultrabrutal on christmas eve."
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Fri, 10 Jun 2016 07:45:22 +0000 |
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<noloveinwaikiki> le/rn oerjan/"pedantic like a STASI agent traces every unknown user. but why? game? tradition? misinformation? uncivilized sports .. ultraviolant on christmas eve."/
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Fri, 10 Jun 2016 07:42:12 +0000 |
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<noloveinwaikiki> le/rn oerjan/pedantic like a STASI agent traces every unknown user in search for signys love. but why? game? tradition? desinformation? uncivilized sports .. ultrabrutal on christmas eve.
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Fri, 10 Jun 2016 03:13:21 +0000 |
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<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/politic{,s}
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Fri, 10 Jun 2016 03:12:57 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Politics: See lies.
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Fri, 10 Jun 2016 03:10:43 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled bin/before//s/-2/"$(hg log --template \'{rev}\\\\n\' "$f" | tail -n+2 | head -n1)"/
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Fri, 10 Jun 2016 03:04:05 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled bin/lastfiles//s/....$/-- "$@"/
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Fri, 10 Jun 2016 03:03:11 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled bin/before//s/files/files "$@"/
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Fri, 10 Jun 2016 03:02:26 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled bin/lastfiles//s/$/ "$@"/
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Fri, 10 Jun 2016 03:01:49 +0000 |
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<shachaf> revert
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Fri, 10 Jun 2016 03:01:07 +0000 |
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<shachaf> mkx bin/before//([[ -n "$1" ]] && echo "$1" || lastfiles) | while read f; do echo -n "$f//"; hg cat -r -2 "$f"; done
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Fri, 10 Jun 2016 03:00:21 +0000 |
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<oerjan> undo 8426
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Thu, 09 Jun 2016 21:33:47 +0000 |
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<shachaf> sled wisdom/can\'t//s.The.A.
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Thu, 09 Jun 2016 21:28:47 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> learn can\'t is the most frequent word whose pronunciation varies between /\xc9\x91\xcb\x90/ and /\xc3\xa6/ depending on dialect. The list is: advance after answer ask aunt brass can\'t cast castle chance class command dance demand draft enhance example fast father glass graph grass half last laugh mask master nasty pass past path plant rather sample shan\'t staff task vast
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Thu, 09 Jun 2016 21:17:03 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> slashlearn `?/`? is the command to query wisdom entries.
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Thu, 09 Jun 2016 21:16:49 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> revert
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Thu, 09 Jun 2016 21:16:04 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> learn `? is the command to query wisdom entries.
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Thu, 09 Jun 2016 15:02:51 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> learn Shannon forbade non mathematically minded people from reading his research papers. Taneb invented it.
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Thu, 09 Jun 2016 04:54:41 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn dnm does not mind.
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Thu, 09 Jun 2016 03:59:53 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn redundancy/Since redundancy exists, it\'s redundant for Taneb to invent it.
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Thu, 09 Jun 2016 01:58:31 +0000 |
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<shachaf> ` mv bin/ho{gue,ag}
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