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<rdococ> le//rn factorial//Factorials are factories that factor many integers together to rdocscover more long ints. The answer to life, the universe, and everything is frequently purported to be 42, but it is actually 42 factorial (42!).
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Sat, 15 Apr 2017 18:59:03 +0000 |
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<Remavas> le//rn factorial//test
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Sat, 15 Apr 2017 18:58:20 +0000 |
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<Remavas> le//rn factorial//1*2*3*..*n = n!. TL;DR a really big number
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Sat, 15 Apr 2017 18:57:09 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn answer//42.
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Sat, 15 Apr 2017 18:55:27 +0000 |
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<Remavas> le//rn whatever//42!
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Sat, 15 Apr 2017 18:53:10 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn_append remavas//His typing skills are so incredibly bad, some say he writes in a different orthography designed for a different language.
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Sat, 15 Apr 2017 18:52:54 +0000 |
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<Remavas> learn_append remavas His typing skills are so bad, some say he writes in a different orthography, not back-compatible with English.
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Sat, 15 Apr 2017 18:48:26 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn remavas//Remavas is a revolution in human biology. He\'s cofriends with oerjan. He\'s apparently from Frankfurt, Germany, but he\'s actually from Mars.
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Sat, 15 Apr 2017 13:39:03 +0000 |
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<boily> le/rn erkin//An erkin is a variety of cucumber: the West Indian or burr erkin (Cucumis anguria), which produces a somewhat smaller fruit than the garden cucumber (Cucumis sativus).
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Sat, 15 Apr 2017 13:16:37 +0000 |
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<boily> le/rn bee//What if bees were made of smaller bees? What if bees were made out of BIGGER bees?
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Sat, 15 Apr 2017 11:11:56 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn pokemon red//Pokemon Red is a low-level handheld programming language disguised as a game, allowing you to execute arbitrary code from anywhere.
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Sat, 15 Apr 2017 06:20:44 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn caine//Caine is a drug administered to the target to reverse the effects of other drugs.
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Sat, 15 Apr 2017 06:09:13 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn caine//Caine is a drug admistered to the target to reverse the effects of other drugs.
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Sat, 15 Apr 2017 00:57:36 +0000 |
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<Jafet> slwd bbc//s/and \\(.*y\\)/\\1, and inventors of all things/
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Thu, 13 Apr 2017 04:07:24 +0000 |
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<oerjan> forget ke
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Thu, 13 Apr 2017 04:02:14 +0000 |
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<oerjan> forget pe
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Thu, 13 Apr 2017 03:47:14 +0000 |
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<oerjan> ` mv bin/lowercase{2,}
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Thu, 13 Apr 2017 03:46:57 +0000 |
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<oerjan> ` cd wisdom; mv {\xc3\x85,\xc3\xa5}
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Thu, 13 Apr 2017 03:46:40 +0000 |
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<oerjan> ` cd wisdom; mv {\xc3\x84,\xc3\xa4}; mv \'{\xc3\x85,\xc3\xa5}\'
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Thu, 13 Apr 2017 03:40:38 +0000 |
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<oerjan> undo 10629
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Thu, 13 Apr 2017 03:22:34 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd pronounceable c//s, $,,
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Thu, 13 Apr 2017 03:20:59 +0000 |
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<oerjan> ` cd wisdom; sed -i \'s/ $//\' `grwp -l \' $\' | grep -v rules`
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Thu, 13 Apr 2017 03:13:52 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd hydrogen//s, $,,
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Thu, 13 Apr 2017 02:36:07 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd 10//s,$,.,
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Thu, 13 Apr 2017 02:29:03 +0000 |
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<rdococ> forget aperture
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Thu, 13 Apr 2017 02:26:37 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd aperture//s/./An aperture is a/
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Thu, 13 Apr 2017 02:24:30 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn aperture//A usually adjustable opening in an optical instrument, such as a camera or telescope, that limits the amount of light passing through a lens or onto a mirror.
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Thu, 13 Apr 2017 02:24:21 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn aperture// A usually adjustable opening in an optical instrument, such as a camera or telescope, that limits the amount of light passing through a lens or onto a mirror.
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Thu, 13 Apr 2017 02:22:44 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn baby shower//Thanks to baby showers, the incidence of baby throwing injuries has greatly diminished.
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Thu, 13 Apr 2017 02:21:50 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn glados//Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Internet Relay Chat & Enrichment Center. Please enjoy your stay at #esoteric, because you will never leave.
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Thu, 13 Apr 2017 00:19:50 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn wizzard//A wizzard is a blizzard wizard.
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Thu, 13 Apr 2017 00:19:07 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn operation//Operation is the opposite of cooperation.
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:59:32 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn codo//The codo button is the dodo\'s undo button.
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:56:15 +0000 |
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<boily> revert
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:54:16 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn OTL//OTL is a man sitting sideways on air.
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:48:40 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn il//An il is a cohelix of pper wire.
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:44:58 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn ice//I.C.E. stands for Imaginary Christian Era. It covers the forgotten period of time that is not on the real axis.
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:44:49 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn ice//I.C.E. stands for Imaginary Christian Era. It covers the forgotten period of time that is not on the linear axis.
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:44:20 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn ice//I.C.E. stands for Imaginary Christian Era. It covers the forgotten period of time that is not on the linear timeline.
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:43:32 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn ke//Ke is an anti-soda campaign rdocscovered in the 93rd millenium I.C.E. Rdococ doesn\'t support it.
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:29:17 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> slwd absolute value//s/break that/break maths/
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:26:07 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn pe//To pe, is to not cope.
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:25:13 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn w//A w is everything a cow isn\'t.
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:14:10 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn I\'n//I\'n is a contraction of "I\'m in" rdocscovered in the early 23rd century.
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 20:32:42 +0000 |
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<wob_jonas> slashlearn vacuum tube//After the London terrorist attacks of 2005, the Underground was completely evacuated. Without air resistance, the trains would go at blazingly fast speeds between the terminals. This is called a vacuum tube. Sadly, current technology doesn\'t let passengers travel that way.
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 20:28:19 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> sled bin/?//s/lowercase/lowercase2/
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 20:26:38 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn \xc3\xbeorn//\xc3\x9eorn grows around roses.
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 20:25:54 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> sled bin/lowercase2//s/\xc3\xbd/\xc3\xbd\xc5\x82/
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 20:25:23 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> sled bin/lowercase2//s/\xc3\x9d/\xc3\x9d\xc5\x81/
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 20:21:09 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> le/rn emoticon//emoticon: \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b_o)/\xc2\xaf
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 19:38:43 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn IP//Your IP address is the address of the pointer to the current instruction.
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 19:37:04 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn IP//Your IP address is a pointer to the current instruction.
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 19:35:08 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn supersymmetry//Supersymmetry is an obsessive cleaning disorder only diagnosed to physicists.
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 19:34:01 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn cocoa//A is a village in Norway. The BBC invented it by not understanding things on top of letters.
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 19:04:51 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn phrel//Phrel is a swear word rdocscovered in 2018. It refers to a fluid that holds seeds.
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 16:36:27 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn 10//10 = 10 in every base
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 00:27:21 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn brevity//syn. "shortness"
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 00:10:01 +0000 |
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<oerjan> forget wa
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 00:09:49 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn wa//Wa is the opposite of wan\'t.
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 00:06:44 +0000 |
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<oerjan> revert
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 00:06:06 +0000 |
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<oerjan> forget wan
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Wed, 12 Apr 2017 00:04:18 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn wan//Wan is the opposite of wan\'t.
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Tue, 11 Apr 2017 02:30:15 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Morphology is the theory that you can never have enough ph\xe1\xbb\x9f. boily invented it.
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Tue, 11 Apr 2017 02:24:13 +0000 |
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<oerjan> forget cyanide
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Mon, 10 Apr 2017 20:36:43 +0000 |
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<Phantom_Hoover> revert
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Mon, 10 Apr 2017 20:33:59 +0000 |
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<rdococ> learn_append earth Even before that, as long as there has been any tunnel connecting two points on the surface, or a hollow cylinder like a toilet roll, Earth has been a coffee mug.
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Mon, 10 Apr 2017 20:16:59 +0000 |
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<rdococ> forget five million, three hundred and eighteen thousand and eight
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Mon, 10 Apr 2017 20:16:35 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn 5318008//5318008 is a famous number because its reciprocal is 1.8804033389946 * 10^-7, which when upside down on a calculator spells L-vOI * ghGGBEEEOhOBB.I.
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Mon, 10 Apr 2017 20:16:16 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn 5318008//5318008 is a famous number because its reciprocal is 1.8804033389946 * 10^-7, which when upside down spells L-vOI * ghGGBEEEOhOBB.I.
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Mon, 10 Apr 2017 20:15:30 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn 5318008//5318008 is a famous number because its reciprocal is 1.8804033389946 * 10^-7, which when upside down spells L-vOI * gtGGBEEEOtOBB.I.
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Mon, 10 Apr 2017 20:15:07 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn five million, three hundred and eighteen thousand and eight//Five million, three hundred and eighteen thousand and eight is a famous number because its reciprocal is 1.8804033389946 * 10^-7, which when upside down spells L-vOI * gtGGBEEEOtOBB.I.
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Mon, 10 Apr 2017 20:05:49 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn palindrome//A palindrome is a word that remains the same if you take it to the mirror dimension, and then take each individual letter back to the normal dimension separately.
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Mon, 10 Apr 2017 20:02:38 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn tip//A tip is \x030,3[ $ ]\x03 if you\'re American, \x0312[ \xc2\xa3 ]\x03 if you\'re British, and if you\'re Japanese.
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Mon, 10 Apr 2017 20:01:46 +0000 |
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<rdococ> slwd tip//s,and ,,;s,.,\\, and if you\'re Japanese.,
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Mon, 10 Apr 2017 19:39:35 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn tip//A tip is \x030,3[ $ ]\x03 if you\'re American, and \x0312[ \xc2\xa3 ]\x03 if you\'re British.
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Mon, 10 Apr 2017 19:38:23 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn cyanide//Cyanide is the murder of the color cyan.
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Mon, 10 Apr 2017 18:47:16 +0000 |
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<rdococ> learn_append lifespan Interestingly, the fatter you are in space, the less fat you tend to be in time.
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Mon, 10 Apr 2017 18:24:05 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn lifespan//Your lifespan is how fat you are in the time dimension. The temporally fattest person in the world has a temporal length of 122 years.
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Mon, 10 Apr 2017 14:05:25 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn fly spray//Fly spray is a spray made of flies. Useful for extinguishing pests, such as humans, or in the case of the more specific bug spray, programs.
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Sun, 09 Apr 2017 23:14:30 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn The password of the month is bad
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Sun, 09 Apr 2017 14:13:06 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn peng//\x02peng\x02 is a computer network administration software utility used to test the reachability of a destination host on an Internet Protocol (IP) network, and the destination host\'s ability to reach the originating host.
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Sat, 08 Apr 2017 23:57:37 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Mussels are boily\'s natural enemies. Fortunately he runs faster than them.
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Sat, 08 Apr 2017 23:51:04 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd things boily likes//s,M,Or poutine. M,
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Sat, 08 Apr 2017 23:47:51 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd things boily likes//s,M,And kimchi. M,
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Sat, 08 Apr 2017 22:41:27 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> learn A Luftballon is an experimental weapon first developed by the German military in 1983 designed to scramble fighter jets, causing chaos and starting wars between their enemies.
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Sat, 08 Apr 2017 05:22:29 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn esoteric files archive//The Esoteric Files Archive is now available at https://github.com/graue/esofiles
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Sat, 08 Apr 2017 05:16:46 +0000 |
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<oerjan> revert
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Fri, 07 Apr 2017 07:46:14 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn esoteric files archive/The Esoteric Files Archive is now available at https://github.com/graue/esofiles
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Wed, 05 Apr 2017 00:27:29 +0000 |
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<shachaf> forget glitch
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Tue, 04 Apr 2017 20:59:05 +0000 |
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<int-e> revert
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Tue, 04 Apr 2017 20:57:30 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> addquote <int-e> So... the goat-like person was the tailor. <shachaf> Ah, makes sense.
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Tue, 04 Apr 2017 03:20:29 +0000 |
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<oerjan> sled bin/metar//s,head,shuf,
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Mon, 03 Apr 2017 22:33:43 +0000 |
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<shachaf> swrjan s/;[^\\.]\\+//
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Mon, 03 Apr 2017 01:50:02 +0000 |
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<shachaf> learn England is a conspiracy of cartographers.
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Mon, 03 Apr 2017 01:48:54 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn \xc3\x84 is a Swedish geographical feature.
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Mon, 03 Apr 2017 01:44:47 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd os//s,\xc3\x85, \xc3\x85,
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Mon, 03 Apr 2017 01:44:25 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd os//s,$,\xc3\x85nd a Norwegian spirit.,
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Mon, 03 Apr 2017 01:42:05 +0000 |
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<shachaf> slwd os//s/Also.*/Als\xc3\xb8 a village in Denmark./
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Sun, 02 Apr 2017 16:18:53 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn glitch//glitch? \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b_o)/\xc2\xaf
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Sun, 02 Apr 2017 16:06:56 +0000 |
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<rdococ> le//rn cod//Cod is a fish\'s favourite fish person shooter.
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Sun, 02 Apr 2017 16:00:11 +0000 |
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<rdococ> learn Onions are the bullies of the dinner plate. They can make you cry.
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Sun, 02 Apr 2017 15:40:10 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd cofridge//s,pre,post,
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Sun, 02 Apr 2017 15:38:59 +0000 |
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<oerjan> slwd cofridge//s,ovens,& or stoves,;s,.$, and oking cofood.,
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Sun, 02 Apr 2017 15:34:11 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn_append cofridge They are useful for preparing ffee.
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Sun, 02 Apr 2017 15:31:38 +0000 |
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<rdococ> learn Cofridges are ovens that are disrespectful towards entropy.
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Sun, 02 Apr 2017 15:28:49 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Postfridgerators are what we\'ll use once global warming really takes hold.
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Sun, 02 Apr 2017 01:33:16 +0000 |
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<Jafet> learn iirc means that a fact was once mentioned by someone \xe2\x80\x9cin IRC\xe2\x80\x9d, and is therefore true.
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Sun, 02 Apr 2017 01:07:38 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn istr istr is vaguely similar to iirc.
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Sat, 01 Apr 2017 15:27:52 +0000 |
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<fizzie> ` mv wisdom/anana wisdom/ananas
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Sat, 01 Apr 2017 14:38:05 +0000 |
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<int-e> rm wisdom/guestbot
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Fri, 31 Mar 2017 11:29:04 +0000 |
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<Jafet> le/rn shor\'s algorithm//Shor\'s algorithm allows a quantum computer to factor large integers, such as 21. Taneb thought of it.
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Fri, 31 Mar 2017 06:11:36 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> le/rn earth//Topologically speaking, the Earth has been a coffee mug ever since that hole to China was dug.
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Fri, 31 Mar 2017 06:11:16 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> le/rn earth//Topologically speaking, the earth has been a coffee mug ever since that hole to China was dug.
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Fri, 31 Mar 2017 00:13:23 +0000 |
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<oerjan> swrjan s/lik/s/
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Fri, 31 Mar 2017 00:12:35 +0000 |
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<oerjan> swrjan s/l/h/;s/cis/decis/;s/can //;s/meme/&s/
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Fri, 31 Mar 2017 00:08:59 +0000 |
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<shachaf> swrjan s.exclu.inci.
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Fri, 31 Mar 2017 00:07:27 +0000 |
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<shachaf> swrjan s.rant.arrant knave.
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Thu, 30 Mar 2017 21:05:13 +0000 |
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<moonythedwarf> ` cd nasmbuild/nasm-2.13rc9; ./configure > confoutput
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Thu, 30 Mar 2017 21:03:42 +0000 |
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<moonythedwarf> ` cd nasmbuild/nasm-2.13rc9; ./configure
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Thu, 30 Mar 2017 21:00:23 +0000 |
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<moonythedwarf> ` cd nasmbuild/nasm-2.13rc9; ./configure; make
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