| Wed, 17 Feb 2016 07:38:46 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` sed -i s/unicy/uncy/ wisdom/uncyclopedia
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| Wed, 17 Feb 2016 07:24:02 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> learn Uncyclopedia is always factually accurate, except for uh, that one entry? it started with like, an AA? you can probably find it in http://unicyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:PrefixIndex/AA
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 22:15:45 +0000 |
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<ais523> revert
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 22:15:27 +0000 |
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<ais523> ` sed -e \'s/loop, /loop, deletes bits from one number according to a pattern in another, /\' -i wisdom/select
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 22:05:56 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> slashlearn duck typing/Duck typing means typing on a terminal blinding without an echo.
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 22:05:25 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> learn Duck typing means typing on a terminal blinding without an echo.
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 21:39:22 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn soviet union/In ancient history, the Soviet Union used to be the THEM. They believed in absurd principles like "Better Red than Dead". Then Ronald Reagan invented Star Wars to destroy it, after which there seemed to be no the THEM for a while.
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 21:36:54 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn ronald reagan/Ronald Reagan was an actor so great that he managed to convince the US that he was the President. Then he created the Star Wars project to destroy the Soviet Union.
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 21:36:35 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn ronald reagan/Ronald Reagan was an actor so great he managed to convince the US that he was the President. Then he created the Star Wars project to destroy the Soviet Union.
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 21:33:21 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn soviet union/In ancient history, the Soviet Union used to be The THEM. They believed in absurd principles like "Better Red than Dead". Then Ronald Reagan invented Star Wars to destroy it, after which there seemed to be no The THEM for a while.
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 21:28:49 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Russia is a country so huge it manages to be so near to both Finland and Japan. It used to be part of the Soviet Union before Ronald Reagan destroyed it.
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 21:28:32 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Russia is a country so huge it manages to be near to both Finland and Japan. It used to be part of the Soviet Union before Ronald Reagan destroyed it.
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 21:22:31 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn star wars/Star Wars was a missile defence system invented by Ronald Reagan. With it, he managed to destroy the Soviet Union, then rode into the sunset.
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 21:14:39 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Japan is so far from Finland. However, like Finland, it is so near to Russia, and quite a long way from Cairo. It\'s many fewer miles from Vietnam than Finland is.
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 21:14:07 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Japan is so far from Finland. However, like Finland, it is so near to Russia, and quite a long way from Cairo. It\'s much fewer miles from Vietnam than Finland is.
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 21:12:55 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Japan is so far from Finland. However, like Finland, it is so close to Russia, and quite a long way from Cairo. It\'s much fewer miles from Vietnam than Finland is.
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 02:06:54 +0000 |
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<shachaf> ` >bin/cmd echo -e \'#!/bin/bash\\npid="$PPID"\\n[ -n "$1" ] && pid="$1"; cut -d "" -f 3 < /proc/$pid/cmdline\'
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 02:04:17 +0000 |
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<shachaf> ` chmod +x bin/cmd
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 02:04:07 +0000 |
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<shachaf> ` >bin/cmd echo -e \'#!/bin/bash\\ncut -d "" -f 3 < /proc/$1/cmdline\'; chmod +x /tmp/hmm
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 01:57:00 +0000 |
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<izabera> rm wisdom/test-test-test-test test test
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 01:56:39 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` leann \'test-test-test-test test test test\'
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 01:52:39 +0000 |
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<izabera> rm wisdom/oerjantest this is a
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 01:52:16 +0000 |
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<izabera> leann oerjantest this is a test
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 01:51:09 +0000 |
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<izabera> rm wisdom/oerjantest
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 01:49:52 +0000 |
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<izabera> learn oerjantest this is a test
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 01:49:01 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` printf \'(($#==1)) && set -- "${1%% *}" "${1#* }"; key=${1,,}; shift; cat <<< "${*,,}" > "wisdom/$key" && echo "Learned \xc2\xab$key\xc2\xbb"\' > bin/leann
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| Tue, 16 Feb 2016 01:27:40 +0000 |
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<oerjan> ` mv le/nn bin/leann
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 02:21:35 +0000 |
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<Elronnd> ` echo "ERR Tape end reached" > hw/brainfuck
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 02:17:18 +0000 |
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<Elronnd> rm bin/chef
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 02:17:13 +0000 |
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<Elronnd> ` echo "Combine the computer and the water in the mixing bowl." > hw/chef
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 02:17:04 +0000 |
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<Elronnd> ` echo "Combine the computer and the water in the mixing bowl." > bin/chef
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 02:14:37 +0000 |
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<Elronnd> ` mv hw/C hw/c
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 02:13:49 +0000 |
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<Elronnd> ` echo \'if [ -z $(tr [A-Z] [a-z] <<< "$1") ]; then echo "Hello, world!"; else if [ -f hw/$(tr [A-Z] [a-z] <<< "$1") ]; then cat hw/$(tr [A-Z] [a-z] <<< "$1"); else echo "Your language does not exist"; fi; fi\' > bin/hello-world-in-any-language
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 02:09:04 +0000 |
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<Elronnd> ` echo "Ye Olde Hello Worlde" > hw/shakespeare
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 02:06:18 +0000 |
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<Elronnd> rm bin/java
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 02:06:13 +0000 |
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<Elronnd> ` echo "Memory overflow" > hw/java
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 02:05:36 +0000 |
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<Elronnd> ` echo "Memory overflow" > bin/java
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 02:02:16 +0000 |
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<Elronnd> ` echo \'if [ -z $1 ]; then echo "Hello, world!"; else if [ -f hw/$1 ]; then cat hw/$1; else echo "Your language does not exist"; fi; fi\' > bin/hello-world-in-any-language
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 02:00:21 +0000 |
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<Elronnd> ` echo \'if [ -z $1 ]; then echo "Hello, world!"; else cat hw/$1; fi\' > bin/hello-world-in-any-language
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 01:58:15 +0000 |
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<Elronnd> ` sed -i \'s/..\\///g\' bin/hello-world-in-any-language
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 01:56:50 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i \'s/\\/hw/..\\/hw/\' bin/hello-world-in-any-language
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 01:54:27 +0000 |
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<Elronnd> ` echo "SyntaxERR" > hw/python
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 01:54:13 +0000 |
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<Elronnd> touch hw/python
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 01:52:15 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "Hello, Segfault!" > hw/C
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 01:51:13 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> ` chmod 755 bin/hello-world-in-any-language
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 01:43:38 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> ` echo \'if [ -z $1 ]; then echo "Hello, world!"; else cat /hw/$1; fi \' > bin/hello-world-in-any-language
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 01:39:07 +0000 |
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<Elronnd> rm bin/hello-world-in-any-language
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 01:36:39 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> ` echo \'if [ $1 -eq "Spanish" ]; then echo "\xc2\xa1Hola, mundo!"; else echo "Hello, world!"; fi\' > bin/hello-world-in-any-language
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 01:25:15 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> rm bin/call/cc
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 01:20:27 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> touch bin/call/cc
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 01:19:15 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> rm call/cc
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 01:16:13 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> touch call/cc
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 01:16:05 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` rm wisdom/thisisatest
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 01:15:47 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` le/nn thisisatest this is a test
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 01:15:32 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` chmod +x le/nn
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 01:14:36 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` echo \'key=${1,,}; shift; cat <<< "${*,,}" > "wisdom/$key" && echo "Learned \xc2\xab$key\xc2\xbb"\' > le/nn
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 01:10:02 +0000 |
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<shachaf> revert
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 01:09:42 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> le/rn_append internet/Except porn.
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| Mon, 15 Feb 2016 01:09:11 +0000 |
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<olsner> learn The internet is for everything. However many thing can done even without internet too, often better without use of internet, but internet is good too.
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| Sun, 14 Feb 2016 22:53:18 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` printf \'#!/bin/bash\\nTIMEFORMAT="real: %%lR, user: %%lU, sys: %%lS"\\nshopt -s extglob globstar\\neval -- "$1"\\n\' > bin/\\`
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| Sun, 14 Feb 2016 22:52:17 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` printf \'#!/bin/bash\\nTIMEFORMAT="real: %%lR, user: %%lU, sys: %%lS"\\neval -- "$1"\\n\' > bin/\\`
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| Sun, 14 Feb 2016 20:38:19 +0000 |
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<oerjan> ` chmod +x canary
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| Sun, 14 Feb 2016 20:32:08 +0000 |
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<shachaf> rm bin/le
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| Sun, 14 Feb 2016 20:31:58 +0000 |
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<shachaf> mkx bin/le//echo le
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| Sun, 14 Feb 2016 09:05:05 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> le/rn trisecting the angle/Angle Trisection is an open problem that you should /definitely/ try to solve! For glory and honor!
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| Sat, 13 Feb 2016 23:31:01 +0000 |
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<zgrep> le/rn type system/type system = kitten
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| Sat, 13 Feb 2016 00:55:51 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> mislearn mycology is a Befunge-98 (also -93 to some extent) testsuite that can be found at https://deewiant.iki.fi/projects/mycology/
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| Sat, 13 Feb 2016 00:55:48 +0000 |
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<ais523> revert
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| Sat, 13 Feb 2016 00:55:29 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> misle/rn mycology is a Befunge-98 (also -93 to some extent) testsuite that can be found at https://deewiant.iki.fi/projects/mycology/
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| Sat, 13 Feb 2016 00:30:57 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> mislearn brainfuck is an esoteric programming language created to make the smallest possible compiler for a Turing-complete language. It is what introduces many people to esolangs, spawning a vast number of derivatives that we pretty much all despise. http://esolangs.org/wiki/Brainfuck
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| Fri, 12 Feb 2016 23:59:49 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> mislearn brainfuck is an esoteric programming language created to make the smallest possible compiler for a Turing-complete language. To do this, it was designed to be extremely minimalistic- which it accomplishes, with a total of eight (8) zero-argument procedural instructions. It is what introduces many people to esolangs, spawning a vast number of derivatives that we pretty much all despise. http://esolangs.org/wiki/Brainfuck
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| Fri, 12 Feb 2016 23:57:04 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> mislearn brainfuck is an esoteric programming language created for extreme minimalism- which it accomplishes, with a total of eight (8) zero-argument procedural instructions. It is what introduces many people to esolangs, spawning a vast number of derivatives that we pretty much all despise. http://esolangs.org/wiki/Brainfuck
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| Fri, 12 Feb 2016 23:53:51 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> misle/rn tdnh/"That did not help", used when your hth raises an exception
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| Fri, 12 Feb 2016 23:49:50 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn mad/This wisdom entry was censored for being too accurate.
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| Fri, 12 Feb 2016 16:23:20 +0000 |
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<izabera> ` echo \'tr -dc "AB,.<>+-"</dev/urandom|fold -w"${1-50}"|sed -n ":a;s/A\\([^B]*\\)B/[\\1]/;ta;/[AB]/b;p;q"\' > bin/genbf; chmod +x bin/genbf
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| Fri, 12 Feb 2016 02:01:13 +0000 |
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<int-e> le/rn anagram/Interestingly, "Robert Galbraith" is *not* an anagram of "J. K. Rowling".
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| Fri, 12 Feb 2016 00:35:53 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn misle v. tr. "I was misled about morphology."
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| Fri, 12 Feb 2016 00:35:35 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn misle v. intr. "I was misled about morphology."
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| Thu, 11 Feb 2016 22:26:07 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> misle/rn ntitai/Now that I think about it
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| Thu, 11 Feb 2016 22:25:58 +0000 |
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<izabera> misle/rn ntitai/new tool in titanium and iron
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| Thu, 11 Feb 2016 22:25:28 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> misle/rn ntitai/Now that I think about it
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| Thu, 11 Feb 2016 22:25:11 +0000 |
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<shachaf> le/rn ntitai/not that i\'m truly against it
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| Thu, 11 Feb 2016 08:13:54 +0000 |
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<\oren\> le/rn FORTRAN/FORTRAN was a language in 1957, in which our noble, honourable ancestors wrote programs on punched cards and paper tape.
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| Thu, 11 Feb 2016 05:31:44 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> misle/rn #esoteric/#esoteric is the channel you are currently on, unless HackEgo\'s spreading. We mostly chat about esolangs, or at least in theory.
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| Thu, 11 Feb 2016 05:29:36 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> le/rn citation/needed
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| Thu, 11 Feb 2016 05:26:30 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> le/rn #programming/No such channel. See `? #esoteric
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 22:31:36 +0000 |
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<oerjan> learn Hypo is potamus.
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 12:14:54 +0000 |
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<b_jonas> learn hypo is potamus
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 12:09:44 +0000 |
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<boily> ` sed -i \'s/tachy/brady/\' wisdom/izabera
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 07:54:13 +0000 |
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<zgrep> ` ls /dev > ls_dev
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 07:47:22 +0000 |
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<zgrep> ` /sbin/ifconfig > ifconfig_out
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 07:34:58 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> addquote <coppro> actually a small trebuchet onto the balcony might work
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:53:24 +0000 |
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<oerjan> undo 7476893e7fc3
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:52:14 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> misle/rn mapole/A mapole is a thing boily made up. There\'s no such thing. Stop asking.
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:46:08 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "echo $RANDOM" > "wisdom/the meaning of life"
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:45:01 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "echo $RANDOM" > wisdom/the meaning of life
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:42:55 +0000 |
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<oerjan> undo c58a6174e051
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:41:49 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> misle/rn the meaning of life/Error 15+9i: All possible responses too controversial.
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:39:44 +0000 |
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<zgrep> overwrite bin/tomfoolery = if [ -z "$1" ];then exec echo "I have nothing to tell you.";fi;f="tmflry/$(echo "$1" | lowercase)";if [ -h "$f" ];then exec tomfoolery `readlink "$f" | sed \'s/^tmflry\\///\'`;fi;if [ -x "$f" ];then exec bash "$f";fi;if [ -r "$f" ];then exec cat "$f";fi;echo "I must confess, I know not of what you are speaking."
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:39:33 +0000 |
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<\oren\> misle/rn C++/C++ is an attempt to improve upon C. The only thing it actually improved was memory management, and it made everything else worse.
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:36:44 +0000 |
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<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/| lowercase//\' misle/*
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:34:22 +0000 |
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<\oren\> misle/rn C++/C++ is an attempt to improve upon C. The only thing it actually improved was memory management, and it made everything else worse.
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:30:32 +0000 |
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<zgrep> overwrite tmflry/cat = A cat is an animal with four legs. It\'s nice to pet, especially when it\'s a baby cat, called a kitten. Or it\'s the unix "cat" command. It takes a filename (or many) and prints the contents of that (those) file(s).
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:29:11 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> learn \\oren\\ is an attempt to improve upon oren. The only thing it actually improved was name recognizability, and it made everything else... well, there isn\'t much else in a nick, is there?
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:27:01 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> le/rn `? `?/Yes, you\'re very clever
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:21:56 +0000 |
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<zgrep> append tmflry/cat = Or it\'s the unix "cat" command. It takes a filename (or many) and prints the contents of that (those) file(s).
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:17:09 +0000 |
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<zgrep> ` rm tmflry/*file\\ system*
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:16:51 +0000 |
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<zgrep> misle/rn fs/File system. HackEgo/HackBot\'s is http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:16:36 +0000 |
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<zgrep> misle/rn fs File system. HackEgo/HackBot\'s is http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:15:37 +0000 |
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<oerjan> ` rm tmflry/*test*
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:14:52 +0000 |
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<oerjan> misle/rn_append another test word/and how
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:10:26 +0000 |
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<oerjan> misle/rn another test word/another test word
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:08:20 +0000 |
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<oerjan> le/rn a test word/another test word
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:07:45 +0000 |
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<zgrep> learn tomfoolery is always factually inaccurate. always.
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:06:52 +0000 |
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<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/Learned/Was lied to about/\' misle/*
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:06:27 +0000 |
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<zgrep> mislearn tomfoolery is wisdom
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:06:20 +0000 |
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<zgrep> mislearn wisdom is tomfoolery
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:06:12 +0000 |
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<oerjan> ` mkdir misle; cp le/* misle; sed -i \'s/wisdom/tmflry/g\' misle/*
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:05:57 +0000 |
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<hppavilion[1]> mislearn `mislearn was a very difficult command to create. It took much yelling at hppavilion[1] to get him to do things properly. hppavilion[1] is very sorry
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| Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:05:24 +0000 |
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<zgrep> ` ln -s tmflry/atestword \'tmflry/a test word\'
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