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<Taneb> pastequotes Taneb
author | HackBot |
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date | Fri, 19 Apr 2013 15:26:26 +0000 |
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files | paste/paste.25395 |
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.25395 Fri Apr 19 15:26:26 2013 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +395) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +401) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +402) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +408) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +409) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +411) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +417) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +419) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +423) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +441) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +443) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +444) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +450) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +451) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +478) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +483) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +531) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +536) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +540) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +710) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented +730) <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport +738) <Taneb> coleridge and +739) <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people +740) <Taneb> profanity specialities +741) <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent +783) <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer <Taneb> So, not like Glasgow at all +848) <Taneb> Gordon Moore's expected lifespan doubles every 18 months +892) <GreyKnight> Taneb: The other day on the channel I came up with BRAINLISPCODE, a LOLCODE-style LISP with an embedded bf derivative. I thought you should know. :-I +897) <Taneb> That's the problem with Tumblr <Taneb> All the porn titles are taken by non-porn people +917) <shachaf> Taneb: STOP TRYING TO GET LENS INTO EVERYTHING <shachaf> Bike: You should use lens! <Taneb> NEVER <Bike> shachaf: i'm getting mixed messages here +935) <elliott> well what is time <elliott> imo: an illusion [...] <Taneb> elliott, I think it's more like a burrito <Taneb> If you have too much of time you get ill <Taneb> But damn it felt good <Taneb> You only get out what you put in, unless your time was made by someone else, which isn't as fun <ais523> burritos don't work like that! +959) <Taneb> I'm a story about the prohibition of chocolate +960) <ais523> did you know that likes follow you around the internet and steal your browser? <Taneb> I thought that was Phantom_Hoover +1020) <Taneb> I've also pretended to be Queen Elizabeth the first, but that was a desperate plea for attention