changeset 771:9c2dcbab98d7

<oerjan> revert
author HackBot
date Sat, 06 Oct 2012 20:38:38 +0000
parents 3b2a6777bab7
children ac4b11876391
files wisdom/.doorstop wisdom/? wisdom/ais523 wisdom/atriq wisdom/augur wisdom/banach-tarski wisdom/boily wisdom/c wisdom/cakeprophet wisdom/category wisdom/coffee wisdom/comonad wisdom/coppro wisdom/egobot wisdom/elliott wisdom/endofunctor wisdom/england wisdom/esoteric wisdom/europe wisdom/everyone wisdom/finland wisdom/finns wisdom/fizzie wisdom/flower wisdom/friendship wisdom/functor wisdom/fungot wisdom/gaspacho wisdom/gazpacho wisdom/glogbot wisdom/gregor wisdom/hackego wisdom/haskell wisdom/hexham wisdom/homestuck wisdom/ievan wisdom/intercal wisdom/internationale wisdom/itidus19 wisdom/itidus20 wisdom/itidus21 wisdom/iwc wisdom/kallisti wisdom/lens wisdom/lettuce wisdom/lifthrasiir wisdom/mad wisdom/misspellings of croissant wisdom/monad wisdom/monads wisdom/monoid wisdom/monqy wisdom/natural transformation wisdom/ngevd wisdom/nooga wisdom/nortti wisdom/norway wisdom/oerjan wisdom/oklopol wisdom/olsner wisdom/phantom___hoover wisdom/phantom__hoover wisdom/phantom_hoover wisdom/php wisdom/pietbot wisdom/qdb wisdom/qdbformat wisdom/quine wisdom/scotland wisdom/sgeo wisdom/shachaf wisdom/siberia wisdom/sweden wisdom/taneb wisdom/u wisdom/vorpal wisdom/welcome wisdom/wiki wisdom/wisdom wisdom/you wisdom/zzo38
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+++ b/wisdom/.doorstop	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+You do not have the clearance necessary to view this entry.
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+++ b/wisdom/?	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+? is wisdom
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+++ b/wisdom/ais523	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+ais523 is ais523. This topic may retroactively become more informative if or when Feather is invented.
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+++ b/wisdom/atriq	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+atriq or two
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+++ b/wisdom/augur	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+augur took no cakes.
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+++ b/wisdom/banach-tarski	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+"Banach-Tarski" is an anagram of "Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski".
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+++ b/wisdom/boily	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+boily may be French or something.  We are not sure about the rest.
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+++ b/wisdom/c	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+C is the language of��V�>WIד�.��Segmentation fault
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+++ b/wisdom/cakeprophet	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+:>
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+++ b/wisdom/category	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Categories are just categories.
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+++ b/wisdom/coffee	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Coffee is a strange hot brown liquid, often consumed, sometimes with milk and sugar. It contains chemicals considered stimulants.
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+++ b/wisdom/comonad	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Comonads are just monads in the dual category.
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+++ b/wisdom/coppro	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+coppro prefers his nickname, Pooppy.
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+++ b/wisdom/egobot	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+EgoBot is my arch-nemesis.
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+++ b/wisdom/elliott	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+elliott wrote this learn DB, and wrote or improved many of the other commands in this bot. He probably has done other things?
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+++ b/wisdom/endofunctor	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Endofunctors are just endomorphisms in the category of categories.
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+++ b/wisdom/england	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+England
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+++ b/wisdom/esoteric	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+This channel is about programming -- for the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.
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+++ b/wisdom/europe	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo.
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+++ b/wisdom/everyone	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Everyone in here is mad.
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+++ b/wisdom/finland	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Finland is a European country. There are two people in Finland, and at least nine of them are in this channel. Corun drives the bus.
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+++ b/wisdom/finns	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Finns are helpful, albeit grossly overpopulated (cf. 'Finland').
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+++ b/wisdom/fizzie	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+fizzie is rumoured to be written in Funge-98.
--- /dev/null	Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000
+++ b/wisdom/flower	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+flower. what IS a flower?
--- /dev/null	Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000
+++ b/wisdom/friendship	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+friendship wisdom
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+++ b/wisdom/functor	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Functors are just morphisms in the category of small categories
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+++ b/wisdom/fungot	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+fungot cannot be stopped by that sword alone.
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+++ b/wisdom/gaspacho	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+You like Gazpacho and I like Gaspacho.  Let's call the whole thing off!
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+++ b/wisdom/gazpacho	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+You like Gazpacho and I like Gaspacho.  Let's call the whole thing off!
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+++ b/wisdom/glogbot	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+glogbot is a snitch, don't trust it.
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+++ b/wisdom/gregor	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Gregor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
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+++ b/wisdom/hackego	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you imagine it's running as root with no sandboxing.
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+++ b/wisdom/haskell	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Unbound implicit parameter (?haskell::Wisdom) \   arising from a use of implicit parameter `?haskell'
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+++ b/wisdom/hexham	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Hexham is a European town. There are nine people in Hexham, and at least two of them are in this channel. Taneb looks after the ham.
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+++ b/wisdom/homestuck	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Homestuck is a cult religion for disaffected teens. Gamzee drives the bus.
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+++ b/wisdom/ievan	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+ievan is basically http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI
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+++ b/wisdom/intercal	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+INTERCAL has excellent features for modular program for the enterprise market.
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+++ b/wisdom/internationale	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+You have been reported to the House Un-American Activities Committee
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+++ b/wisdom/itidus19	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+itidus19 disappeared into a space-time anomaly
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+++ b/wisdom/itidus20	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+itidus20's entry has been censored.
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+++ b/wisdom/itidus21	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+itidus21 just made some instant coffee.
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+++ b/wisdom/iwc	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+iwc contains puns! Puns galore! Puns after puns after puns! Also science!
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+++ b/wisdom/kallisti	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+kallisti is a former prophet swearing off his pastry deity
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+++ b/wisdom/lens	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+A lens is a monoidal natural transformation between higher-order coalgebra functors
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+++ b/wisdom/lettuce	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Lettuce is a vegetable with two dressings, join and meet.
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+++ b/wisdom/lifthrasiir	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+lifthrasiir is shunned by the rest of his country for being no good at League of Legends.
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+++ b/wisdom/mad	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.  "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.  "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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+++ b/wisdom/misspellings of croissant	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+misspellings of crosant? ¯\(°_o)/¯
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+++ b/wisdom/monad	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+monads
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+++ b/wisdom/monads	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors.
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+++ b/wisdom/monoid	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Monoids are just categories with a single object.
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+++ b/wisdom/monqy	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details.
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+++ b/wisdom/natural transformation	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Natural transformations are just morphisms in the category of functors
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+++ b/wisdom/ngevd	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+/dev/urandom
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+++ b/wisdom/nooga	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+nooga hate OS X. NOOGA SMASH.
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+++ b/wisdom/nortti	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+nortti boy. very nortti boy.
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+++ b/wisdom/norway	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Norway is the suburb capital of Sweden.  It's where the Nobel Peace Prize is announced.
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+++ b/wisdom/oerjan	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Your evil overlord oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. Also a lying Norwegian.
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+++ b/wisdom/oklopol	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+oklopol "so i hear these blogs are getting popular, people like writing about their lives and shit. on this thing called the internet which is like a neural network only really stupid."
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+++ b/wisdom/olsner	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+olsner seems to exist at least.
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+++ b/wisdom/phantom___hoover	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Phantom___Hoover sucks at ghosting himself.
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+++ b/wisdom/phantom__hoover	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Phantom__Hoover can't decide what an appropriate number of underscores is.
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+++ b/wisdom/phantom_hoover	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Phantom_Hoover is a true Scotsman and hatheist.
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+++ b/wisdom/php	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+PHP is preferred by 9 out of 10 idiots, and past elliott. Ask your GP today! [Website redacted]
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+++ b/wisdom/pietbot	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Pietbot is the only thing that can defeat fungot.
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+++ b/wisdom/qdb	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+qdb is used like: `quote; `quote regexp; `quote id; `addquote ...; `delquote id; `pastequotes regexp; `pastenquotes [n]; see also qdbformat
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+++ b/wisdom/qdbformat	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+qdbformat is: <nick> message; * nick action; two spaces between messages; all elisions marked with [...] other than irrelevant intervening messages; for messages separated by elision, one space on each side, not two
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+++ b/wisdom/quine	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+`? quine
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+++ b/wisdom/scotland	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Scotland is a country in northern Britain. It is known for having no true inhabitants. Phantom_Hoover looks after the FREEDOM.
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+++ b/wisdom/sgeo	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Sgeo invented Metaplace sex.
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+++ b/wisdom/shachaf	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+shachaf sprø som selleri
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+++ b/wisdom/siberia	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Siberia is the capital of Finland. It's where the Fields Medal was first synthesised.
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+++ b/wisdom/sweden	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Sweden is the suburb capital of Norway.  It's where all the Nobel prizes are announced, except the Math Prize.
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+++ b/wisdom/taneb	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Taneb is not elliott, no matter who you ask.
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+++ b/wisdom/u	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+u monad?
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+++ b/wisdom/vorpal	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Vorpal is really boring. Seriously, you have no idea.
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+++ b/wisdom/welcome	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.)
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+++ b/wisdom/wiki	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+The wiki is at http://esolangs.org/wiki
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+++ b/wisdom/wisdom	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+wisdom is always factually accurate, except for this entry
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+++ b/wisdom/you	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+you a haskell
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+++ b/wisdom/zzo38	Sat Oct 06 20:38:38 2012 +0000
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+zzo38 is not actually the next version of fungot, much as it may seem.