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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.1009 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,116 @@ +2007-11-19.txt:06:10:03: * bsmntbombdood imagines pinging GregorR's BUTT +2007-11-19.txt:06:41:06: <GregorR> * bsmntbombdood imagines pinging GregorR's BUTT +2008-01-22.txt:19:40:59: <EgoBot> butt +2008-01-22.txt:19:41:33: <EgoBot> butt +2008-02-16.txt:00:12:31: <EgoBot> butt +2008-03-15.txt:20:36:03: <ehird> BUTT +2008-05-06.txt:15:57:25: <ais523> err.... buzz, not butt +2008-05-28.txt:06:07:33: <augur> in the butt +2008-06-01.txt:19:34:05: <Slereah> BUTT +2008-06-05.txt:19:26:35: <Slereah> butt +2008-06-05.txt:23:23:52: <Slereah> Also, segfault error butt +2008-06-10.txt:14:55:38: <Slereah7> butt +2008-06-10.txt:14:55:58: <Slereah7> SEXBUTT +2008-06-19.txt:00:53:47: <Slereah> BUTT +2008-06-27.txt:10:01:47: * oklopol answers with his butt +2008-09-08.txt:17:07:58: <Slereah> BUTT +2008-09-26.txt:20:26:59: <Slereah> Nigger cock shit butt +2008-10-03.txt:16:39:37: <Slereah_> butt +2008-10-10.txt:23:41:54: <ehird> *epy i am a green butt +2008-10-14.txt:12:31:21: <slereah> I am not a butt +2008-11-26.txt:21:18:15: <ehird> in the butt +2009-01-07.txt:02:06:16: <Slereah_> butt +2009-01-07.txt:04:24:16: <Slereah_> That's because C is like a boner in your butt +2009-01-18.txt:23:01:09: <ehird> bsmntbombdood: because butt +2009-02-01.txt:00:16:49: <ehird> dick butt +2009-02-17.txt:21:51:52: <oerjan> *butt +2009-03-17.txt:00:35:07: <ehird> butt butt butt butt +2009-03-17.txt:00:36:23: <lament> i think i see a butt +2009-04-05.txt:01:02:30: <ehird> a butt +2009-04-17.txt:18:02:50: <ehird> what what in the butt +2009-04-19.txt:01:21:34: * ehird puts password back to anbutt +2009-04-27.txt:18:14:43: <ehird> What what in the butt butt +2009-04-30.txt:21:28:57: <ehird> Yawn on the butt +2009-05-04.txt:18:17:55: <ehird> opButt +2009-05-05.txt:21:44:52: <Deewiant> !fyb butt butt +2009-05-05.txt:21:57:53: <Deewiant> Stick with butt +2009-05-05.txt:22:06:27: <ehird> meant to rename to butt +2009-05-12.txt:15:18:57: <EgoBot> butt +2009-05-16.txt:17:52:31: <Slereah> http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=butt +2009-05-16.txt:19:22:44: <ehird> butt +2009-05-21.txt:10:58:22: <Slereah> !rot13 butt +2009-05-22.txt:01:12:42: <ehird> \ this program is a butt +2009-05-27.txt:21:58:43: <ehird> hmm I wonder why it thinks I have an unmatched butt +2009-05-27.txt:22:37:11: <EgoBot> Running daemons: bottles butt +2009-05-27.txt:23:21:45: <EgoBot> Running daemons: bottles butt +2009-05-28.txt:14:42:45: <EgoBot> Running daemons: bottles butt +2009-05-28.txt:21:14:50: <ehird> !bfjoust i_like_big_butts_and_i_cannot_lie ([{-}])%1024 ↠this is my butt +2009-05-28.txt:21:15:04: <ehird> !bfjoust i_like_big_butts_and_i_cannot_lie ([-{++}-])%1024 ↠this is my butt +2009-05-29.txt:21:25:04: <ehird> so's your butt +2009-05-30.txt:21:05:24: <ehird> !hang a butt +2009-05-30.txt:21:05:26: <myndzi> butt +2009-05-30.txt:21:05:32: <ehird> butt +2009-06-01.txt:23:36:40: <ehird> butt +2009-06-01.txt:23:45:45: <ehird> !name2 butt +2009-06-02.txt:00:01:32: <Slereah_> ^scramble !swedish butt +2009-06-02.txt:00:01:45: <fungot> !swedish butt +2009-06-04.txt:21:33:58: <ehird> YOUR BUTT +2009-06-11.txt:19:25:55: <Slereah> your butt +2009-06-13.txt:19:19:03: <ehird> libbutt +2009-06-14.txt:16:46:35: <ehird> butt +2009-06-19.txt:20:20:41: <Slereah_> !swedish butt +2009-06-19.txt:22:22:36: <Slereah_> butt___o___butt +2009-06-20.txt:21:53:13: <ehird> You're a butt +2009-06-20.txt:22:16:22: <ehird> `calc number of faggots in a nigger butt +2009-06-20.txt:22:16:27: <ehird> `wolfram number of faggots in a nigger butt +2009-07-07.txt:19:18:16: <ehird> sounds like what what in the butt +2009-07-07.txt:19:18:19: <ehird> don't copy that, in the butt +2009-07-07.txt:21:03:11: <ehird> well not necessarily butt +2009-07-13.txt:22:21:05: <ehird> `echo butt +2009-07-13.txt:22:21:06: <HackEgo> butt +2009-07-18.txt:14:54:19: <ehird> `echo fungot: butt +2009-07-18.txt:14:54:20: <HackEgo> fungot: butt +2009-07-20.txt:00:07:33: <Slereah> !swedish butt +2009-07-20.txt:16:02:35: <ehird> [ehird:/Network] % sudo touch butt +2009-07-20.txt:16:02:38: <ehird> butt +2009-07-31.txt:01:39:59: <ehird> it has pragmas up the wazoobutt +2009-08-17.txt:20:16:27: <ehird> butt +2009-08-20.txt:05:30:43: <Slereah> Run ehird, he wants your boy butt +2009-08-25.txt:13:06:07: <ehird> dingbutt +2009-08-29.txt:11:49:19: <ehird> frisbutt +2009-08-29.txt:11:49:39: <ehird> a very fris butt +2009-09-04.txt:00:51:01: <ehird> SIR YAWNSABUTT +2009-09-06.txt:01:59:43: <ehird> `echo butt +2009-09-06.txt:01:59:45: <HackEgo> butt +2009-09-06.txt:01:59:45: <ehird> `sh echo butt +2009-09-24.txt:20:09:37: <ehird> ^echo butt +2009-09-24.txt:20:09:38: <fungot> butt butt +2009-10-05.txt:11:27:34: <Rugxulo> DR-DOS kinda kicks MS-DOS' butt +2009-10-22.txt:04:40:01: <ehird> I said what what, in the butt +2009-10-28.txt:04:36:18: <ehird> that suxx big butt +2009-11-23.txt:03:24:56: <ehird> *echo butt +2010-01-12.txt:21:47:01: <ehird> !sh cat /dev/null >butt +2010-01-12.txt:21:47:03: <ehird> !sh cat butt +2010-02-14.txt:19:49:36: <alise> minimalise a butt butt +2010-02-14.txt:19:51:05: <Wareya> but a butt butt is as low as a butt +2010-03-16.txt:22:15:36: <Slereah> butt +2010-03-16.txt:22:15:49: <Slereah> butt +2010-06-19.txt:21:49:20: <alise> waga_: just write it yourself, lazy butt +2010-09-14.txt:23:55:44: <alise> !sh echo butt +2010-09-14.txt:23:55:44: <EgoBot> butt +2010-09-27.txt:02:10:51: <alise> Sgeo: butt +2011-01-11.txt:16:09:01: <cheater-> wat wat in the butt +2011-01-30.txt:22:12:02: <elliott> in the butt +2011-03-13.txt:13:31:40: <cheater97> 3 sort of looks like a butt +2011-04-29.txt:19:46:44: <elliott> HackEgo: suck a butt +2011-10-19.txt:18:20:20: <elliott> // Shakes the butt +2011-10-19.txt:18:20:20: <elliott> // moves next number to butt +2011-11-02.txt:23:59:20: <elliott> `addquote poop butt +2011-11-02.txt:23:59:22: <HackEgo> 705) poop butt +2011-11-24.txt:23:59:06: <kallisti> monqy: tricycle butt +2012-01-08.txt:19:59:54: <elliott> `searchlog poop fart butt +2012-01-08.txt:20:00:15: <HackEgo> 2012-01-08.txt:19:59:54: <elliott> `searchlog poop fart butt +2012-03-30.txt:16:10:21: <elliott> alvur: poop fart butt +2012-04-27.txt:10:21:32: <elliott> its your butt +2012-06-28.txt:17:52:32: <Taneb> I'd go for butt +2012-08-11.txt:17:54:58: <ion> Ooh. I’m not going to buy the first dev version, but that’s promising for sure. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1523379957/oculus-rift-step-into-the-game?ref=butt
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.1013 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,208 @@ +2005-05-31.txt:17:30:41: <fizzie> Well, http://jackson.cs.miami.edu/~burt/papers/1993.1/Saq-JAIIO-2.ps has a proof of the queue-automata-is-equivalent-to-turing-machine thing, but it doesn't (unless I misread, I just briefly looked at it) use two-stacks-in-a-queue, that one was a CS assignment or something. +2005-06-06.txt:10:40:25: <pgimeno> fizzie gave this link: http://jackson.cs.miami.edu/~burt/papers/1993.1/Saq-JAIIO-2.ps +2005-06-09.txt:15:52:23: <Keymaker> kipple: seen movie "hawaii, oslo" +2005-08-16.txt:22:40:44: <ItsAZombie> Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins... +2005-10-10.txt:23:29:05: <GregorR> Soooooooooooooooooooomewheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere, oooooooooooooooooover a raiiiiiiiiiiiiinboooooooow +2005-10-11.txt:03:07:52: <Robdgreat> <GregorR> Soooooooooooooooooooomewheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere, oooooooooooooooooover a raiiiiiiiiiiiiinboooooooow +2006-01-18.txt:23:45:05: <EgoBot> Answer: aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie +2006-05-30.txt:23:36:51: * Sgeo pokes http://www.leler.com/hawaii/DSCN0299.JPG with interest +2006-09-18.txt:23:42:27: <GregorR-W> Waiiiiiiiiiiit ... +2007-01-22.txt:22:05:51: -!- ihope is now known as naIioth. +2007-01-22.txt:22:05:59: -!- naIioth is now known as ihope. +2007-03-26.txt:03:48:21: <Figs> Hawaii +2007-07-13.txt:21:33:14: <lament> pikhq: something like hawaiian can easily have a good writing system :) +2007-07-20.txt:04:52:19: <Figs> Hawaii? +2007-08-26.txt:02:30:24: <oerjan> BRAAIINS +2007-09-03.txt:04:23:03: <oklofok> >>> pl ``^b^a$aii +2007-10-17.txt:00:20:41: <RodgerTheGreat> aiiigh, my brain +2008-03-09.txt:11:01:12: <Sukoshi> Waiiii?! +2008-03-15.txt:20:28:50: <ehird> waiiiit +2008-04-09.txt:18:06:04: <ehird> oklopol: i wannnnaaaaaaiiit +2008-04-11.txt:01:02:00: <ehird> waiit +2008-08-22.txt:20:55:57: <tusho> (A bit of background: He has crazy OCD, and claimed he was from Hawaii for about 2 years until he admitted that he was actually from Pensyllvannia (sp.)) +2008-09-20.txt:19:39:12: <tusho> AAIISS552233! +2008-09-20.txt:19:39:13: <tusho> AAIISS552233!! +2008-10-07.txt:21:33:14: <ehird> FAIL!! FAIIIIIILL!! +2008-11-04.txt:12:16:14: <Slereah> Like "Cat-fu fighting" by Kawaii Kenji +2008-11-16.txt:20:48:47: <psygnisfive> lets try it agaiin :o +2008-12-18.txt:22:11:32: <ehird> braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins +2008-12-18.txt:22:11:37: <ehird> BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS +2008-12-18.txt:22:11:48: <ehird> BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS +2008-12-18.txt:22:13:00: <zuff> braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins +2008-12-18.txt:22:13:03: <zuff> BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS +2008-12-18.txt:22:13:33: <zuff> BRAIIIIIIIIIINS +2009-01-13.txt:18:24:17: <ehird> waiiiiiiit +2009-01-30.txt:15:35:40: <ehird> waiiiit oklopol +2009-02-25.txt:23:37:28: <AnMaster> oklopol, GRAIINS +2009-03-20.txt:18:43:21: <asiekierka> waaaiiit +2009-03-31.txt:21:13:10: <AnMaster> aiie +2009-04-19.txt:01:07:16: <ehird> waiiiiiiiit +2009-04-29.txt:23:12:58: <AnMaster> AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! +2009-05-01.txt:01:40:21: <GregorR> BROWSER FAIIIIIIIIIIIL +2009-05-02.txt:01:04:17: <ehird> pikhq: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE +2009-05-02.txt:21:03:58: <AnMaster> ehird, aiie emebdded color profile +2009-05-03.txt:04:54:46: <lifthrasiir> so far i got hello world program almost optimized: http://pastie.org/private/j5veaiikl1x8vtwm0ov2ta . hehe. +2009-05-03.txt:19:22:47: <ehird> pastie.org/private/j5veaiikl1x8vtwm0ov2ta +2009-05-03.txt:19:22:49: <ehird> 20:54:46 <lifthrasiir> so far i got hello world program almost optimized: http://pastie.org/private/j5veaiikl1x8vtwm0ov2ta . hehe. +2009-05-03.txt:19:24:20: <AnMaster> <ehird> 20:54:46 <lifthrasiir> so far i got hello world program almost optimized: http://pastie.org/private/j5veaiikl1x8vtwm0ov2ta . hehe. +2009-05-08.txt:17:35:52: <Deewiant> Hawaii, maybe? +2009-05-08.txt:17:36:57: <Deewiant> But anyway: "As prescribed in the Hawaii Admission Act that granted Hawaiian statehood, the federal government recognizes Hawaii to be the official state name." +2009-05-16.txt:16:50:42: <ehird> FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL +2009-05-18.txt:23:51:14: <AnMaster> AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! +2009-05-30.txt:01:04:33: <pikhq> GregorR-L: http://www.babelstone.co.uk/Blog/Images/TrueCopie_1585_AII.jpg +2009-06-01.txt:21:09:45: <psygnisfive> hawaiian, for instance, is i think uniformly CV +2009-06-05.txt:20:55:22: <ehird> ais523: i once knew a guy who claimed he lived in hawaii +2009-06-27.txt:01:00:22: <lambdabot> Brraaaiiiinnnnnssssss....... +2009-06-29.txt:03:05:52: <lambdabot> "Braaiiiinnnnnnnnssssssssssssssss................................" +2009-07-06.txt:08:43:19: <Warrigal> Hawaiiïn. +2009-07-17.txt:23:27:16: <AnMaster> oerjan, are you at Blue Hawaii? +2009-07-17.txt:23:27:47: <oerjan> blue hawaii rings a bell, but isn't that vikingarna or something? +2009-07-17.txt:23:28:15: <AnMaster> "Titta jag flyger", "Tänk dig en strut karameller", "Vårt eget Blue Hawaii", and you mented "Far jag kan inte få upp min kokosnöt" +2009-07-17.txt:23:28:36: <oerjan> ah so blue hawaii _is_ his +2009-07-27.txt:12:08:05: <ehird> MY BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIAHAIHAIHAIAHAIIN +2009-07-30.txt:23:18:31: <ehird> [22:47] ehird: [[False. Obama published it, not the state of Hawaii. Its not a birth +2009-07-30.txt:23:18:35: <ehird> [22:47] ehird: different document), issued (at the time) by Hawaii to infants as old +2009-07-31.txt:02:09:32: <pikhq> Instead of, say, the Windows model of "AIIIYIIII! I MUST YELL AT YOU AT RANDOM!!!" +2009-08-25.txt:17:32:28: <AnMaster> between mainland US and Hawaii +2009-09-14.txt:05:54:28: <ehird> RAII +2009-09-27.txt:00:37:22: <Ilari> Last exceedingly powerful magnetic storm was year 1859. Auroras all the way to Hawaii. Telegraph systems getting fried by the energy coupling into wires. Wires spontaneously short-circuiting by excess voltage... +2009-10-02.txt:22:33:53: <ehird95> (moinmoin, n. means "shitty wiki software" in hawaiian) +2009-11-22.txt:04:32:47: <ehird> coppro: RAII is bad. +2009-11-22.txt:04:33:57: <coppro> SBRM is an excellent idiom (I refuse to call it RAII) +2010-01-08.txt:14:39:14: <ehird> I kept in the important stuff of course. FreeCell, Hearts, Minesweeper, Solitaiire and Spider Solitaire are all there. +2010-01-22.txt:15:32:27: <asiekierka> http://robozzle.com/index.aspx#design/aaaaaaaaaayibaaaaaaiiaaaaaaiiagaaayibadaaaaaaadaaaaarBlaaaaaaarBdaaaaaBaaaaaaaBaaaaaaaAaaaaaaajaWoicaa,qerMgeeHqGa +2010-01-22.txt:15:33:45: <asiekierka> http://robozzle.com/index.aspx#design/aaaaaaaaaayibaaaaaaiiaaaaaaiiagaaayibadaaaaaaadaaaaarBlaaaaaaarBdaaaaaBaaaaaaaBaaaaaaaAaaaaaaajaWoicaa,a - try this +2010-02-06.txt:15:22:00: <ehird> waiiit +2010-02-13.txt:05:33:46: <alise> in the aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir +2010-02-14.txt:17:49:19: <Wareya> aiight +2010-03-20.txt:18:56:37: <AnMaster> fizzie, I get it for walking between New York and Hawaii +2010-03-20.txt:18:56:40: <AnMaster> Entering Hawaii +2010-05-02.txt:06:12:07: <pikhq> alise_: 17:08 UTC+12, 15:08 Chamorro, 02:08 Atlantic, 01:08 Eastern, 00:08 Central, 11:08 Mountain, 10:08 Pacific, 09:08 Alaska, 08:08 Hawaii-Aleutian, 07:08 Samoan, 06:08 UTC-12. +2010-05-02.txt:06:12:46: <alise_> Chamorro too, and Hawaii. +2010-05-02.txt:06:21:16: <pikhq> There's also Hawaii that doesn't do DST. +2010-05-02.txt:06:21:24: <alise_> hawaii coo +2010-05-02.txt:16:08:40: <pikhq> 17:08 UTC+12, 15:08 Chamorro, 02:08 Atlantic, 01:08 Eastern, 00:08 Central, 23:08 Mountain, 22:08 Pacific, 21:08 Alaska, 20:08 Hawaii-Aleutian, 19:08 Samon, 17:08 UTC-12. +2010-05-06.txt:16:35:12: <nooga> MY BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIN +2010-05-06.txt:16:57:35: <nooga> bible black -> baiiuburu buraku +2010-06-04.txt:22:41:14: <Phantom_Hoover> Hawaii? +2010-06-26.txt:15:20:26: <Deewiant> kypmaiij bpyefk sarh uk f.d. bpyefk YRfr 9yis wuksywr aks rgltt0 +2010-07-02.txt:12:37:35: <Ilari> Haha... On blog post Comment #2: "Mmmmm.... braaaaaiiiinnnzzzz....". Comment #3: "Wow, 2 comments plus this one and no denialists yet. are the zombies sleeping?". +2010-07-04.txt:04:53:34: <pikhq> Uh. It's 7 in Hawaii-Aleutian time? +2010-07-04.txt:04:53:41: <alise_> pikhq: FUCKING HAWAII +2010-07-04.txt:04:53:47: <alise_> FUCKING HAWAII +2010-07-19.txt:13:37:17: <Madk> Nooo I'm alone agaiin +2010-07-26.txt:16:55:13: <Sgeo> Vala supports RAII +2010-09-06.txt:21:32:32: <alise> Reading comprehension, youuuu faiil! +2010-09-11.txt:20:52:19: <alise> Sooomewheeeere oover the raiiinbooooooow / Deeebiaaaaan +2010-09-18.txt:00:08:23: <quintopia> aiise: wrong +2010-09-21.txt:16:03:27: <alise> ...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiit +2010-09-24.txt:22:55:52: <pikhq> ... Waaaiiiittt a second. Windows 3.1 can run Win32 programs. +2010-10-05.txt:01:26:49: <alise> pikhq: yeah. and fuck Hawaii too! +2010-10-09.txt:02:03:58: <alise> waaiit +2010-10-20.txt:18:28:37: <elliott> "BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS nested inside other brains" +2010-10-24.txt:05:47:29: <elliott> Gregor: Waiiit what's the bit that it's not it. +2010-10-26.txt:21:11:21: <elliott> Kawaii desu +2010-10-26.txt:23:36:50: <pikhq> ... Waaaaiiit, is it somehow trying to use Meiryo? +2010-10-29.txt:00:43:56: <augur> kawaii ne +2010-10-29.txt:00:52:38: <elliott> <augur> kawaii ne +2010-10-29.txt:00:52:41: <elliott> what's kawaii ne in it :P +2010-10-29.txt:00:53:30: <elliott> what's "kawaii ne" in it :P +2010-10-29.txt:01:46:01: <elliott> pikhq: kawaii desu +2010-10-29.txt:19:03:23: <elliott> It might not be ZOMG KAWAII but it's an actually useful computer. +2010-10-30.txt:05:49:30: <catseye> aiiiRRRhhhh +2010-11-13.txt:22:09:06: <elliott> pikhq: "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!" "Now try licking it." +2010-11-30.txt:19:43:42: <elliott> Vorpal: I'm waiiiitiiiiing +2010-12-02.txt:04:17:35: <elliott> pikhq: [[Numeric time zone abbreviations typically count hours east of UTC, e.g., +09 for Japan and -10 for Hawaii. However, the POSIX TZ environment variable uses the opposite convention. For example, one might use TZ="JST-9" and TZ="HST10" for Japan and Hawaii, respectively.]] +2010-12-09.txt:20:44:27: <elliott> I'M WALKING IN THE AIIIIIIIIIIR +2010-12-10.txt:15:42:43: <elliott> AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE +2010-12-15.txt:00:21:45: <elliott> tswett: I'm waaiiiitiiiing. :p +2010-12-19.txt:01:29:10: <Sgeo> AIIIEEEEEEEEE +2010-12-19.txt:01:29:41: <elliott> Sgeo: what the hell is AIIIEEEEEEEEE about that +2010-12-31.txt:02:36:12: <elliott> olsner: no, but I've got FAIIITH OF THE HEAART -- and if the Enterprise theme just started playing in your head, enjoy the pain. +2010-12-31.txt:02:41:36: <elliott> olsner: I GOT FAIIIIITH! +2010-12-31.txt:02:43:52: <olsner> elliott: they sing that? I don't hear it when I listen to the song, so bladder all you want about FAIIIIIITH :P +2010-12-31.txt:02:44:33: <elliott> olsner: "I GOT FAIIIITH OF THE HEART" +2011-01-01.txt:02:43:23: <elliott> augur: KAWAII +2011-01-02.txt:19:31:24: <elliott> waiit +2011-01-10.txt:19:00:38: <elliott> oklopol: waaaaiit. +2011-01-14.txt:20:15:47: <Vorpal> SgeoN1, yes I'm sure parts of US is warm. Like Hawaii. But I suspect Alaska is rather cold. +2011-01-15.txt:22:35:02: <elliott> Phantom__Hoover: CAPTAIN'S LOG, night, addendum 6: Braaaiiiins. Braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins... everything is so much better now... braaaaiins... the sea restricts movement, it is no place I want to be ... all I desire ... is FLESH... +2011-02-26.txt:07:42:36: <pikhq> Alaska Standard Time, French Polynesia time, and Hawaii-Aleutian Daylight Time. +2011-03-03.txt:23:59:55: <elliott> olsner: waiit +2011-03-12.txt:10:00:23: <elliott> xploded early in the 1800s, according to records, some of those gases were still in the atmosphere in 1960, since then we have had many volcanic eruptions, Iceland, Hawaii, and the ring of fire, only nature will decide in most cases whether we live or die." ;; WHAT +2011-03-12.txt:20:23:30: <pikhq> Fukushima-Daiichi reactor explosion. +2011-03-13.txt:14:30:59: <cpressey> elliott: AAAAIIIIRRRRGGGGGHHHHHhhh +2011-03-16.txt:03:09:30: <pikhq> Good *God* the Fukushima-Daiichi reactor is in a bad state. +2011-04-05.txt:22:38:15: <tswett> These sounds are *really* annoying. To quote Eliezer Yudkowsky, AAIIIIIEEEEEAAARRRRRGGGHHH. +2011-04-15.txt:07:43:59: <elliott> IT'S HAPPENING AGAIIIN +2011-04-15.txt:18:51:45: <elliott_> IT'S TAIIIILORRRRRREEED TO FIIIIRST TIIIIME VIIISIIIITOOOOOORS +2011-04-18.txt:14:19:04: <elliott> he's an AIist. +2011-04-26.txt:06:07:09: <elliott> pikhq: kawaii desu +2011-04-27.txt:23:56:23: <news-ham> VIDEO: Barack Obama: 'I was born in Hawaii': The White House has released President Barack Obama's birth certificate, in response to persistent rumours he was not born in the US. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-us-canada-13213810 +2011-05-14.txt:23:01:18: <tswett> It might have been "AAIIIIIEEEEEAAARRRRRGGGHHH". +2011-05-20.txt:16:48:53: <Lymia> Let's set up a bot to ping a server on Hawaii 10 or so minutes after that time. +2011-05-20.txt:18:39:40: <pikhq> UTC+14 is just south of Hawaii... Which is UTC-10. +2011-05-20.txt:18:40:14: <pikhq> Of course, Hawaii is south of Alaska, which is UTC-9. +2011-05-20.txt:23:35:59: <pikhq_> At the very least, the tsunami hitting Hawaii would be noticable. +2011-05-23.txt:21:21:13: <oerjan> ui is probably hawaiian +2011-05-29.txt:07:48:21: <CakeProphet> +14 is medial with Hawaii and Alaska, which are -10 and -9 +2011-06-01.txt:11:03:04: <Lymia> fizzie, Alaska->Daiichi? +2011-06-01.txt:11:03:15: <fizzie> It also does "Kayak across the Pacific Ocean" twice; first to Hawaii, then from there on. +2011-06-10.txt:22:34:44: <elliott> Gregor: ur supa kawaii ^________^ +2011-06-10.txt:22:35:08: <ais523> elliott: heh, kawaii is one of the few Japanese words I actually know the meaning of +2011-06-13.txt:00:07:01: <elliott> SUPER KAWAII +2011-06-14.txt:09:43:31: <elliott> Miss: r u the reincarnation of alfred tarski famous kawaii british pyhsicist... +2011-06-14.txt:09:43:58: <elliott> tarski is the most kawaii british physicist of all time +2011-06-23.txt:03:09:58: <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check +2011-06-23.txt:03:10:21: <elliott> `addquote <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +2011-06-23.txt:03:10:23: <HackEgo> 465) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +2011-07-04.txt:23:39:55: <oerjan> oh hawaii +2011-07-13.txt:12:25:00: <oerjan> alabama, california, hawaii, texas, georgia, new mexico, oregon, washington, alaska, north dakota, south dakota, idaho, minnesota, wyoming you said, illinois, kansas, new york, florida, arkansas, arizona, michigan, pennsylvania, new jersey, massachusets, missisippi, missouri, tennessee, +2011-07-20.txt:06:15:07: <pikhq> You're one of those people that goes "NEKO NEKO KAWAII DESU DESU", aren't you? +2011-07-22.txt:21:19:51: <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, the flag of Hawaii still has a Union Jack on it for some reason. +2011-08-12.txt:18:23:33: <itidus20> However, a company cannot simply exist by maintaiing it's current level of money +2011-08-26.txt:00:55:15: <evincar> Then again, if you treat it as C+const+RAII+templates, it's tolerably good. +2011-09-08.txt:13:44:57: <ais523> wow, I just followed random interesting-looking links and ended up at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory_leak which explained to me what the hell RAII actually /is/ +2011-09-08.txt:13:45:17: <elliott> RAII is just equating scope with resources +2011-09-08.txt:15:32:57: <ais523> hmm, RAII is misnamed, I think; it's not really about allocation or initialization at all, but about deallocation and finalization +2011-09-12.txt:05:28:37: <ais523> elliott: doing it with argv is a little silly; the intended use there would be for an AIish program where you're adding more factors into an evaluation algorithm +2011-09-29.txt:18:44:04: <CakeProphet> perhaps I surf Deviantart regularly in search for super kawaii Pokemon fanart. +2011-10-17.txt:20:11:00: <ais523> <Rodney> raii (Wiz Elf Mal Cha), 10794 points, killed by a raven, while fainted from lack of food +2011-10-17.txt:20:11:11: <elliott> ais523: rip raii +2011-11-22.txt:06:28:05: <elliott> kallisti: i encourage you to play good games like aii and ec +2011-11-22.txt:06:29:56: <elliott> kallisti: aii is a ~space~ dogfighting game with fully newtonian movement, ragdoll-physicsy ships, and cool things like weapons that shoot bubble things that slow down time inside them, also black holes and lots of orbital transfers??? +2011-11-22.txt:06:34:39: <elliott> kallisti: but like a lot of aii's mechanics involve not just being able to fly around shooting because that's boring +2011-11-22.txt:06:38:30: <elliott> it should be mentioned that aii stands for Asteroids II :P +2011-11-22.txt:07:57:34: <elliott> Vorpal: anyway I GUESS the shader might be trivial for aii but i dunno, maybe i want to do the background with a shader???? +2011-11-22.txt:13:00:10: <Phantom_Hoover> Thing is, describing AII as a dogfighting game makes it sound too fast-paced. +2011-11-22.txt:13:12:25: <elliott> Maybe we'll just call it... aii. +2011-11-22.txt:13:57:09: <elliott> ais523: (the context is AII :P) +2011-11-22.txt:15:36:01: <elliott> Gregor: You should MAKE MUSIC FOR AII!!!!!!11111111111111111111111 +2011-11-22.txt:15:37:09: <Gregor> AII? +2011-11-22.txt:15:38:24: <elliott> Gregor: AII = Asteroids II! EXPANSION IS COMPLETELY UNOFFICIAL. +2011-11-22.txt:15:39:07: <fizzie> And the Asteroids II Extended Edition, aka AIIEE, one presumes. +2011-11-22.txt:15:40:09: <ais523\unfoog> elliott: where "it" = AII, not DNA Maze +2011-11-22.txt:15:42:48: <elliott> WHY DO YOU LOVE DNA MAZE MORE THAN AII ;__; +2011-11-22.txt:15:43:21: <elliott> ais523\unfoog: Neither is AII +2011-11-22.txt:17:26:41: * elliott continues debating whether to expediate new computer purchasing to smooth AII development or whether to stay on this machine to ensure better compatibility. +2011-11-23.txt:17:41:48: <elliott> See, AII has the best mapping. +2011-11-24.txt:00:10:43: <elliott> aii +2011-11-24.txt:00:11:05: <elliott> by reading the word "aii" you now know everything about the game :P +2011-11-24.txt:00:51:20: <elliott> oerjan: code aii's physics engine thanks, chemic are good at this +2011-11-24.txt:00:53:02: <oerjan> aii aii o +2011-11-24.txt:04:18:28: <elliott> That might work for the Humble AII Bundle. +2011-11-24.txt:09:42:04: <kallisti> aii +2011-11-24.txt:20:51:43: <elliott> monqy: will you play aii +2011-11-24.txt:20:51:48: <monqy> whats aii +2011-11-24.txt:21:11:39: <pikhq> naiiti itiiti niiti saniti yoniti goiti rokuiti sitiiti ↠Well, that looks really strange. +2011-11-28.txt:18:27:22: <ais523> elliott_: in the Crawl codebase, I've seen a class whose objects are dynamically-scoped booleans, using RAII +2011-11-28.txt:18:27:47: <ais523> if the code were RAIIing everywhere, it'd probably be fine, but it's the only bit of RAII I've seen in the code +2011-11-28.txt:19:03:03: <elliott_> Phantom_Hoover: Can AII be a metaphor for globalisation please. +2011-12-01.txt:06:03:10: <HackEgo> serate erilinst squcefingrata nridi sche dk feculaza le pres elatardia kan za ar sau rempanissidaroparinsilh tovigisallassa toncippilluce riedaiilloccau tfinan rous affiens feaatherroellyte rumqh sed em jelendcclocwted nut va acistophoroculvaliamangtola disses climan coo ebyted wity baniff hinosele proley widuchissirs forraseek oliterskiitcligitussies kr rapeosendon co pos lornfiernsident unalragewelsiegaus ze beffuringlatismen natschic bareng +2011-12-01.txt:16:26:02: <elliott> Vorpal: I bet AII compiles perfectly on Linux. +2011-12-02.txt:20:38:38: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: If we extend AII's engine to 3D we have to make sure that doesn't happen ok thanks. +2011-12-03.txt:01:19:55: * elliott is planning to use OpenAL for AII, and that's 2D. +2011-12-05.txt:21:03:28: <elliott> well AII isn't quite at that stage yet :P we're still toying with the physics code +2011-12-05.txt:21:13:48: <itidus20> `log aii +2011-12-05.txt:21:13:54: <HackEgo> 2010-05-02.txt:06:21:16: <pikhq> There's also Hawaii that doesn't do DST. +2011-12-05.txt:21:14:27: <Gregor> `pastelogs aii
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.1014 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,802 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +19) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +30) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +31) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +32) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +33) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +34) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +35) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +36) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +37) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +38) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +39) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +40) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +41) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +42) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +43) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +44) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +45) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +46) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +47) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +48) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +49) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +50) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +51) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +52) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +53) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +54) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +55) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +56) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +57) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +58) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +59) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +60) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +61) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +62) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +63) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +64) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +65) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +66) <fax> im the worst person in the world +67) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +68) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +69) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +70) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +71) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +72) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +73) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +74) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +75) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! +76) <Warrigal> What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? <apollo> Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +77) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +78) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +79) <Eeyore> I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +80) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +81) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +82) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +83) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +84) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +85) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +86) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +87) <virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +88) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +89) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +90) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +91) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +92) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +93) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +94) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +95) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +96) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +97) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +98) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +99) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +100) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +101) <Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +102) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +103) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> +104) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +105) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +106) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +107) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +108) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +109) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +110) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +111) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +112) <alise> use "grep --crazy" +113) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| +114) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +115) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +116) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +117) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +118) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +119) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +120) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +121) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +122) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +123) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +124) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +125) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +126) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +127) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +128) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +129) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +130) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +131) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +132) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +133) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +134) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +135) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +136) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +137) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +138) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +139) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +140) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +141) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +142) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +143) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +144) <Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related. +145) <cheater99> incest is best +146) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +147) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +148) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +149) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +150) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +151) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +152) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +153) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +154) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +155) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +156) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +157) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +158) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +159) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +160) <ais523> it was too difficult +161) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +162) <ais523> you should be eating corpses more +163) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +164) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +165) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +166) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +167) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right +168) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +169) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +170) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +171) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +172) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +173) <pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +174) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +175) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +176) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) +177) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +178) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +179) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +180) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +181) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +182) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +183) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +184) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +185) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +186) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +187) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +188) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +189) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +190) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +191) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +192) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +193) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +194) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +195) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +196) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +197) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +198) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +199) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +200) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +201) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +202) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +203) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +204) <Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead +205) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +206) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +207) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +208) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +209) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +210) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +211) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +212) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +213) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +214) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +215) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +216) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +217) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +218) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +219) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +220) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +221) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +222) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +223) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +224) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +225) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +226) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +227) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +228) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +229) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +230) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +231) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +232) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +233) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +234) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +235) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +236) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +237) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +238) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +239) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +240) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +241) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +242) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +243) <ais523> yay CDE +244) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +245) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +246) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +247) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +248) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +249) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +250) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +251) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +252) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +253) * quintopia sits on gregor +254) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +255) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +256) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +257) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +258) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +259) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +260) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +261) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +262) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +263) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +264) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +265) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now! +266) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +267) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +268) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +269) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +270) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +271) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +272) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +273) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +274) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +275) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +276) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +277) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +278) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +279) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +280) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +281) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +282) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +283) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +284) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +285) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +286) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +287) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +288) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +289) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +290) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +291) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +292) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +293) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +294) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +295) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +296) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +297) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +298) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +299) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +300) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +301) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +302) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +303) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +304) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +305) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +306) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +307) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +308) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +309) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +310) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +311) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +312) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +313) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +314) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +315) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +316) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +317) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +318) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +319) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +320) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +321) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +322) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +323) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +324) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +325) <oklopol> i'm really sleep +326) <Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +327) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +328) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +329) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +330) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +331) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +332) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +333) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +334) <zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +335) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +336) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +337) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +338) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +339) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +340) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +341) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +342) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +343) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +344) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +345) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +346) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +347) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +348) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +349) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +350) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +351) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME +352) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +353) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +354) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +355) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +356) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +357) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +358) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +359) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +360) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +361) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +362) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +363) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +364) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +365) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +366) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +367) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +368) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +369) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +370) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +371) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +372) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +373) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +374) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +375) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +376) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +377) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +378) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +379) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +380) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +381) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +382) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +383) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +384) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +385) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +386) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +387) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +388) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +389) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +390) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +391) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +392) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +393) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +394) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +395) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +396) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +397) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +398) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +399) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +400) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +401) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +402) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +403) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +404) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +405) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +406) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +407) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +408) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +409) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +410) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +411) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +412) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +413) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +414) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +415) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +416) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +417) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +418) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +419) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +420) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +421) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +422) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +423) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +424) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +425) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +426) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +427) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +428) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +429) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +430) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +431) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +432) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +433) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +434) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right! +435) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +436) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +437) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +438) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +439) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +440) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +441) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +442) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +443) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +444) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +445) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +446) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +447) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +448) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +449) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +450) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +451) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +452) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +453) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +454) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +455) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +456) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +457) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +458) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +459) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +460) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +461) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +462) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +463) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +464) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +465) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +466) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +467) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +468) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +469) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +470) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +471) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +472) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +473) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +474) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +475) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +476) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +477) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +478) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +479) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +480) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +481) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +482) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +483) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +484) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +485) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +486) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +487) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +488) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +489) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +490) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +491) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +492) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +493) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +494) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +495) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +496) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +497) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +498) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +499) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +500) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +501) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +502) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +503) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +504) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +505) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +506) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +507) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +508) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +509) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +510) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +511) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +512) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +513) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +514) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +515) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +516) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +517) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +518) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +519) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +520) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +521) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +522) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +523) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +524) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +525) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +526) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +527) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +528) <itidus20> what i mean by afk is <itidus20> i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +529) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +530) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +531) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +532) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +533) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +534) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +535) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +536) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +537) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +538) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +539) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +540) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +541) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +542) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +543) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +544) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +545) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +546) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +547) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +548) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +549) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +550) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +551) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +552) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +553) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +554) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +555) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +556) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +557) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +558) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +559) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +560) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +561) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +562) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +563) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +564) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +565) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +566) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +567) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +568) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +569) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +570) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +571) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +572) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +573) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +574) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +575) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +576) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +577) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +578) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +579) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +580) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +581) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +582) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +583) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +584) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +585) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +586) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +587) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +588) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +589) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +590) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +591) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +592) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +593) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +594) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +595) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +596) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +597) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +598) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +599) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +600) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +601) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +602) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +603) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +604) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +605) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +606) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +607) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +608) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +609) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +610) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +611) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +612) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +613) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +614) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +615) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +616) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +617) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +618) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +619) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +620) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +621) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +622) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +623) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +624) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +625) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +626) <myndzi> lol :( +627) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +628) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +629) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +630) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr +631) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +632) <ais523> it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +633) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +634) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +635) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +636) <monqy> i agree with elliott +637) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +638) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +639) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +640) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +641) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +642) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +643) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +644) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +645) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +646) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +647) <olsner> I think stealing is more appropriate +648) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +649) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +650) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +651) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +652) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +653) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +654) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +655) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +656) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +657) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +658) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +659) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +660) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +661) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +662) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +663) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +664) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +665) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +666) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +667) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +668) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +669) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +670) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +671) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +672) <fizzie> It's missing the "bear scat showing a diet of prime numbers" picture. +673) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +674) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +675) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +676) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +677) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +678) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +679) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +680) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +681) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +682) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +683) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +684) <elliott> Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. +685) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +686) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +687) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +688) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +689) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +690) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +691) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +692) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +693) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +694) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +695) <Sgeo|web> ...Overlapping? +696) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +697) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +698) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +699) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +700) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +701) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +702) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +703) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +704) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +705) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +706) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +707) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +708) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +709) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +710) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +711) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +712) <QuickDirtyOS> Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS +713) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +714) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +715) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +716) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +717) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +718) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +719) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +720) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +721) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +722) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +723) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +724) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +725) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +726) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +727) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +728) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +729) <CakeProphet> I like category theory because when you get over how damn weird it is it's still weird. +730) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +731) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +732) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +733) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +734) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +735) <elliott>.Ah. +736) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +737) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +738) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +739) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +740) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky +741) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +742) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +743) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +744) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +745) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +746) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +747) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +748) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +749) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +750) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +751) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +752) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +753) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +754) <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. <Phantom_Hoover> Oops. +755) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +756) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +757) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. +758) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +759) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +760) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +761) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +762) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +763) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +764) <elliott> I hate you. +765) <fizzie> The mutable-integer Linux. +766) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... +767) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +768) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +769) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +770) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +771) <oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +772) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +773) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +774) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) +775) <fungot> [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] +776) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord +777) <fizzie> [...] "paikankin päällä" sounds just fine +778) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. +779) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. +780) <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise +781) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +782) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +783) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +784) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +785) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +786) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +787) <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky +788) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +789) <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before +790) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? +791) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. +792) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +793) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... +794) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +795) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. +796) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. +797) <fizzie> Two gigabytes is not really much to download. <Gregor> THAT'S LIKE THREE EPISODES OF MY LITTLE PONY +798) <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. +799) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +800) <roper> ioihgfdddf +801) <roper> rephtrase +802) <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.)
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.10183 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,32 @@ +2007-06-01.txt:21:36:20: <oklopol> lament: well, i would never buy a big house, just http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-OOGN8YmtE +2007-08-29.txt:19:51:14: <oklopol> well, natural language is often like that, but do many people buy anything but ones for electric surges? +2008-01-14.txt:20:41:48: * oklopol wants to buy a pixel +2008-07-19.txt:21:22:32: <oklopol> psygnisfive: buy a book +2008-08-31.txt:19:05:07: <fungot> oklopol: or buy a new " dodge miser" and two dozen +2008-10-11.txt:13:39:34: <oklopol> g0bl1n: yes, in which case i usually buy a new computer and erase the old todo list! :D +2008-11-21.txt:11:35:26: <oklopol> i need to go buy a food +2009-02-26.txt:00:05:40: <oklopol> if they chose it badly, i'll just buy a new computer. +2009-03-12.txt:01:09:06: <oklopol> i should probably buy another one of those for just touching and licking +2009-04-09.txt:10:14:22: <AnMaster> oklopol, previous owner? Wouldn't you do a clean reinstall if you buy a computer second hand +2009-04-11.txt:01:17:23: <oklopol> i would buy a computer so bright light couldn't escape its surface +2009-04-19.txt:14:24:21: <oklopol> i should buy a proverb/idiom/word porn book +2009-04-22.txt:04:00:35: <oklopol> how about shops that just buy alcohol? +2009-04-22.txt:04:01:52: <oklopol> "hello do you buy alcohol here?" +2009-07-23.txt:13:55:37: <AnMaster> oklopol, hm ok. Is there anything more than that account? Like clicking "buy a ticket"? +2009-07-23.txt:14:14:52: <ehird> oklopol: YOU WANT TO BUY A COMPUTER FOR ME +2009-07-23.txt:21:31:13: <oklopol> i learn best from books, should probably buy a j one +2009-07-28.txt:12:45:14: <ehird> oklopol: you should buy a 1-bit display +2009-10-11.txt:10:06:06: <oklopol> or rob a bank and buy a dog that can telepathically send me the results of running that +2010-03-20.txt:12:02:29: <oklopol> oh well i would probably buy a house too +2010-06-24.txt:06:40:33: <oklopol> well dunno, i have to go to uni, actually i should've left an hour ago but i wanted to learn about accounting because i wanna be a businessman when i grow up so i can buy a monkey farm. +2010-11-14.txt:16:27:19: <oklopol> then maybe i can buy a wheelchair and make it move and talk when i think +2010-11-22.txt:22:46:33: <oklopol> i may also buy a pistol just in case +2011-01-15.txt:21:18:55: <oklopol> i was thinking i'd pay a couple thousand for a computer in february, SO I NEVER HAVE TO BUY A NEW ONE AGAIN +2011-03-12.txt:18:33:35: <oklopol> pikhq_: should i maybe buy a golden cape for when i become the king of the universe? +2011-04-24.txt:11:16:45: <oklopol> buy a new computer +2011-05-26.txt:20:26:11: <oklopol> fizzie: maybe i'll just buy a sex doll +2011-05-29.txt:10:43:51: <oklopol> yeah well buy a fucking laptop +2011-07-14.txt:21:46:47: <oklopol> i could buy a pet anvil AND pillow shoes for it +2011-09-11.txt:17:39:43: <oklopol> if i had an extra thousand, i would buy all the keyboards. +2011-11-27.txt:18:33:27: <oklopol> i'm wondering if i should remove this one deck... or can kau as in buy also be used as the kanji for winning? +2011-12-02.txt:14:17:14: <kallisti> oklopol: you should buy a nice TV and a PS3 and play Demons' Souls
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.10198 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +96) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +258) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +490) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +543) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +749) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( +864) <elliott> this sounds sort of like @ kmc <kmc> well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science
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(Hamlet, V.i)" +2010-08-23.txt:16:30:11: <yorick> Vorpal: I'm used to people misquoting it +2010-08-23.txt:16:31:15: <Vorpal> yorick, I can't make much sense of the correct quote, but then I'm not a native English speaker... So this quite dated English is a bit problematic... +2010-08-23.txt:16:31:53: <yorick> Vorpal: I think more people have this problem +2010-08-23.txt:16:32:00: * yorick thinks this channel contains geeks +2010-08-23.txt:16:32:06: <Vorpal> yorick, probably, I don't think pikhq does though +2010-08-23.txt:16:32:27: <yorick> Vorpal: in fact, I've only heard it correctly the first time once :) +2010-08-23.txt:16:32:35: <yorick> by someone who played the role in a play +2010-08-23.txt:16:32:49: <Vorpal> yorick, haha +2010-08-23.txt:16:33:25: <yorick> I used to be all like "OMG you misquoted", but I gave up on that +2010-08-23.txt:23:45:42: -!- yorick has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). +2010-08-23.txt:23:47:42: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-08-23.txt:23:48:10: -!- yorick is now known as Guest76379. +2010-08-24.txt:00:09:45: -!- yorick__ has joined #esoteric. +2010-08-24.txt:06:31:36: -!- yorick__ has quit (*.net *.split). +2010-08-24.txt:06:32:50: -!- yorick__ has joined #esoteric. +2010-08-24.txt:19:31:59: -!- yorick__ has quit (Quit: Reconnecting). +2010-08-24.txt:19:32:02: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-08-24.txt:19:32:26: -!- yorick has quit (Changing host). +2010-08-24.txt:19:32:26: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-08-24.txt:19:35:01: -!- yorick has quit (Client Quit). +2010-08-24.txt:19:35:04: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-08-24.txt:19:35:32: -!- yorick is now known as Guest86443. +2010-08-25.txt:15:41:58: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-08-29.txt:19:21:13: -!- yorick has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). +2010-08-29.txt:19:27:36: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-08-29.txt:19:27:56: -!- yorick has quit (Changing host). +2010-08-29.txt:19:27:56: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-08-31.txt:21:04:51: -!- yorick has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). +2010-08-31.txt:21:15:13: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-08-31.txt:21:15:40: -!- yorick is now known as Guest4213. +2010-08-31.txt:21:17:04: -!- Guest4213 is now known as yorick. +2010-09-01.txt:03:57:40: -!- yorick has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). +2010-10-04.txt:20:01:28: <yorick> yay clog is back +2010-10-04.txt:20:01:59: <yorick> the timeline must be preserved! +2010-10-04.txt:20:02:38: <yorick> alise: go send in your put-together logs +2010-10-04.txt:20:02:54: <alise> yorick: that is unlikely to have any effect. clog runs entirely without administration. +2010-10-04.txt:20:03:06: <yorick> then who fixed it +2010-10-04.txt:20:03:59: <yorick> I think it's scary +2010-10-04.txt:20:04:12: <alise> yorick: what, clog? +2010-10-04.txt:20:04:17: <yorick> ya, clog +2010-10-04.txt:20:04:46: <yorick> why not? +2010-10-04.txt:20:04:54: <alise> yorick: because even if logs aren't public, people log. +2010-10-04.txt:20:05:04: <yorick> but what if I claim I warezed stuff +2010-10-04.txt:20:05:17: <yorick> I don't care about other people +2010-10-04.txt:20:05:21: <yorick> I do care about google +2010-10-04.txt:20:05:56: <yorick> what's with the single-# thing? +2010-10-04.txt:20:06:04: <yorick> C does it +2010-10-04.txt:20:06:06: <alise> yorick: you're meant to have two #s if you don't own the thing your channel is named after +2010-10-04.txt:20:06:15: <yorick> ah :) +2010-10-04.txt:20:06:20: <yorick> omg you stupid people :P +2010-10-04.txt:20:06:30: <alise> yorick: this channel predates that policy by *many* years +2010-10-04.txt:20:06:31: <yorick> you can't own "esoteric" +2010-10-04.txt:20:07:05: <yorick> but how can I make comments without logging +2010-10-04.txt:20:07:22: <fizzie> yorick: You should make them somewhere else, then, I gather. +2010-10-04.txt:20:08:12: <alise> yorick: /msg someone and hope they don't say it in-channel +2010-10-04.txt:20:08:35: <Vorpal> yorick, how does ##c implement it? +2010-10-04.txt:20:09:00: <yorick> just the ## +2010-10-04.txt:20:10:49: <yorick> alise: such as latin +2010-10-04.txt:20:10:59: <yorick> alise: latin doesn't even have a word for "yes" +2010-10-04.txt:20:11:13: <yorick> quintopia: do you happen to have an hilight on "alice" +2010-10-04.txt:20:11:16: <ais523> yorick: not a single word +2010-10-04.txt:20:11:21: <alise> yorick: if it would, it wouldn't be effective +2010-10-04.txt:20:11:35: <yorick> alise: not a single word +2010-10-04.txt:20:11:39: <alise> yorick: <yorick> quintopia: do you happen to have an hilight on "alice" +2010-10-04.txt:20:11:59: <yorick> ais523: sorry! +2010-10-04.txt:20:12:09: <yorick> quintopia: do you happen to have an hilight on "alise"? +2010-10-04.txt:20:12:13: <alise> ais523: do you have a highlight on "ais523", yorick? +2010-10-04.txt:20:12:13: <yorick> alise: sorry +2010-10-04.txt:20:12:14: <ais523> yorick: I was trying to make a joke, not accusing you +2010-10-04.txt:20:12:15: <quintopia> yorick: no +2010-10-04.txt:20:12:23: <yorick> ais523: I ment alise: +2010-10-04.txt:20:12:42: <yorick> ais523: but you happen to have a name that has the same color as alises +2010-10-04.txt:20:12:59: <ais523> yorick: that's nicely self-referential, mispinging in a misping apology effectively atones for itself +2010-10-04.txt:20:13:08: <quintopia> yorick: no, alise and Vorpal have the same color. they are green, and ais523 is orange +2010-10-04.txt:20:13:29: <yorick> quintopia: vorpal is definately green...alise is orange too +2010-10-04.txt:20:13:51: <quintopia> yorick: the only way to know what's it like to see via echolocation is to be a bat. +2010-10-04.txt:20:14:42: <yorick> Vorpal: you're green +2010-10-04.txt:20:14:57: <yorick> lol +2010-10-04.txt:20:15:32: <yorick> alise: wut +2010-10-04.txt:20:15:51: <yorick> alise: synesthesia and quintopia +2010-10-04.txt:20:15:57: <quintopia> just as i perceive alise and Vorpal to be the same color, and yorick and fizzie to be the same color, while you don't +2010-10-04.txt:20:16:02: <yorick> ais523: light yellow. +2010-10-04.txt:20:16:30: <yorick> quintopia: I'm red...fizzie is light yellow, vorpal is green and alise is orange +2010-10-04.txt:20:16:36: <yorick> and ais523 is also orange. +2010-10-04.txt:20:16:40: <yorick> ais523: damn you! +2010-10-04.txt:20:16:44: <ais523> yorick: take that back! +2010-10-04.txt:20:16:50: <yorick> ais523: stop being orange! +2010-10-04.txt:20:17:19: <yorick> ais523: hmm...possibly... :/ +2010-10-04.txt:20:17:28: <yorick> ais523: let me rephrase +2010-10-04.txt:20:17:50: <yorick> ais523: damn the inconvenience caused by me percieving your nick and "alise" both as orange +2010-10-04.txt:20:17:55: <yorick> ais523: sorry :) +2010-10-04.txt:20:17:56: <ais523> yorick: that's better +2010-10-04.txt:20:18:18: <yorick> yay I killed the activity! +2010-10-04.txt:20:19:20: <yorick> quintopia: but alise is also orange +2010-10-04.txt:20:20:02: <yorick> we dutch people have disease-related swearing +2010-10-04.txt:20:20:35: <yorick> :) +2010-10-04.txt:20:21:06: <yorick> :( +2010-10-04.txt:20:27:32: <yorick> lol +2010-10-04.txt:20:28:08: * yorick waves at PH +2010-10-04.txt:20:28:18: <yorick> Phantom_Hoover_. +2010-10-04.txt:20:28:24: * yorick waves at impomatic +2010-10-04.txt:20:28:32: <impomatic> Hey yorick :-) +2010-10-04.txt:20:28:49: <yorick> who lives in america anyways +2010-10-04.txt:20:28:57: <yorick> impomatic: slightly delayed by the need to explain PH +2010-10-04.txt:20:29:50: <yorick> I would pronounce Kathq'lynn as kathy-klinn +2010-10-04.txt:20:30:11: <yorick> I bet no one knows mine +2010-10-04.txt:20:30:17: <alise> yorick: yorick +2010-10-04.txt:20:30:21: <yorick> alise: shh +2010-10-04.txt:20:30:22: <ais523> yorick: I bet /someone/ knows your name +2010-10-04.txt:20:30:32: <yorick> ais523: no one in this channel +2010-10-04.txt:20:30:37: <ais523> yorick: you're in this channel +2010-10-04.txt:20:30:54: <yorick> Vorpal: I'd restart it +2010-10-04.txt:20:31:11: <yorick> ais523: I know :P +2010-10-04.txt:20:31:42: <Vorpal> yorick, I upgraded between old X and modular X.Org from inside an xterm +2010-10-04.txt:20:32:14: <yorick> hmm alise is pronounced alan? +2010-10-04.txt:20:32:30: <yorick> aladdam sounds like saddam +2010-10-04.txt:20:32:32: <Vorpal> yorick, no it is pronounced "Elliott" +2010-10-04.txt:20:33:08: <Phantom_Hoover_> yorick, the number of letters is VERY IMPORTANT to him. +2010-10-04.txt:20:33:20: <yorick> Phantom_Hoover_: it's an him? :P +2010-10-04.txt:20:33:31: <Phantom_Hoover_> yorick, he's contrarian. +2010-10-04.txt:20:33:58: <yorick> Phantom_Hoover_: it's an he? +2010-10-04.txt:20:34:14: <yorick> alise: you're a he? +2010-10-04.txt:20:34:15: <Phantom_Hoover_> yorick, yep. +2010-10-04.txt:20:34:20: <alise> yorick: nope +2010-10-04.txt:20:34:31: * yorick is confused +2010-10-04.txt:20:34:50: <yorick> alise: that's a yes? +2010-10-04.txt:20:35:00: <yorick> alise: I'll just call you "alice" +2010-10-04.txt:20:36:42: <alise> yorick: for the last time, my nick is not alice +2010-10-04.txt:20:37:01: <yorick> alise: I know, but you're saying "maybe" +2010-10-04.txt:20:37:10: <alise> yorick: i also said a variety of other things +2010-10-04.txt:20:37:20: <yorick> alise: you also said "nope" +2010-10-04.txt:20:37:25: <alise> yorick: i also said p=.5 +2010-10-04.txt:20:37:40: <yorick> alise: which is while I'll call you "alice" +2010-10-05.txt:04:18:30: -!- yorick has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2010-10-05.txt:15:53:19: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-10-05.txt:15:58:29: <yorick> alise: what about preprocessing? +2010-10-05.txt:15:58:59: <alise> yorick: cpp, sure +2010-10-05.txt:15:59:13: <yorick> alise: but what about? +2010-10-05.txt:15:59:20: <alise> yorick: ? +2010-10-05.txt:15:59:29: <yorick> what do you want to accomplish? +2010-10-05.txt:15:59:31: <yorick> goal? +2010-10-05.txt:15:59:57: * yorick can't find +2010-10-05.txt:16:00:44: <yorick> alise: what about namespaces in C +2010-10-05.txt:16:01:23: <alise> yorick: see later on. +2010-10-05.txt:16:01:50: <yorick> it's lacking context! +2010-10-05.txt:16:02:53: * yorick arghs +2010-10-05.txt:16:03:35: <yorick> alise: for example, where are you responding to +2010-10-05.txt:16:03:48: <yorick> what* +2010-10-05.txt:16:03:57: <alise> yorick: nothing +2010-10-05.txt:16:04:28: <yorick> <alise> pikhq: Namespaces in C: solve. <-- that has a "pikhq" in front of it +2010-10-05.txt:16:06:09: <yorick> Phantom_Hoover: personally, no clue +2010-10-05.txt:16:06:26: <alise> yorick: i was addressing pikhq. +2010-10-05.txt:16:06:47: <yorick> alise: about what? :/ +2010-10-05.txt:16:06:57: <alise> yorick: about "Namespaces in C: solve." +2010-10-05.txt:16:07:05: <yorick> oh. +2010-10-05.txt:16:07:07: * yorick gets it +2010-10-05.txt:16:28:36: <yorick> Go fialed horribly +2010-10-05.txt:16:28:38: <yorick> failed* +2010-10-05.txt:16:37:18: <yorick> I should practice lucid dreaming some more +2010-10-05.txt:16:39:33: <yorick> I tried the reality checks...most of them give false negatives inside dreams :/ +2010-10-05.txt:16:39:46: <alise> yorick: hands always works for me +2010-10-05.txt:16:40:23: <yorick> alise: my fingers are always fine while I'm dreaming...and I can even touch them +2010-10-05.txt:16:40:47: <yorick> alise: I haven't tried breathing with my nose closed yet :/ +2010-10-05.txt:16:40:58: <alise> yorick: the fun thing with more than five fingers +2010-10-05.txt:16:41:47: * yorick was invisible last time :) +2010-10-05.txt:16:42:12: <yorick> ais523: topic-quote! +2010-10-05.txt:16:43:39: <yorick> yeah...same...but you can prolong them :) +2010-10-05.txt:16:43:52: <yorick> (spinning around will mostly work) +2010-10-05.txt:16:43:57: <alise> yorick: I've done the tactics, like feeling a brick wall a lot and staring at the details. +2010-10-05.txt:16:44:04: <alise> yorick: It never works. +2010-10-05.txt:16:44:09: <yorick> alise: works for me +2010-10-05.txt:16:44:18: <alise> yorick: As soon as I move away and stop looking like someone with Down's syndrome, everything becomes fuzzy again. +2010-10-05.txt:16:44:42: <yorick> alise: maybe...the brick thing works better? +2010-10-05.txt:16:44:54: <alise> yorick: So just stare at a brick the whole time?? +2010-10-05.txt:16:45:04: <yorick> alise: how am I supposed to have bricks? +2010-10-05.txt:16:45:10: <alise> yorick: ????????? +2010-10-05.txt:16:45:15: <alise> <alise> yorick: I've done the tactics, like feeling a brick wall a lot and staring at the details. <yorick> alise: works for me +2010-10-05.txt:16:45:20: <alise> <alise> yorick: As soon as I move away and stop looking like someone with Down's syndrome, everything becomes fuzzy again. <yorick> alise: maybe...the brick thing works better? +2010-10-05.txt:16:45:30: <yorick> (17:43) < alise> yorick: It never works. +2010-10-05.txt:16:45:34: <yorick> (17:43) < yorick> alise: works for me +2010-10-05.txt:16:45:43: <alise> yorick: "how am I supposed to have bricks?" what does this mean +2010-10-05.txt:16:45:48: <yorick> alise: how am I supposed to find bricks to stare at +2010-10-05.txt:16:45:54: <alise> yorick: Uhh, leave the house you're in. +2010-10-05.txt:16:46:00: <alise> yorick: You said works for me; presumably you already do this. +2010-10-05.txt:16:46:13: <yorick> alise: because I recognize the feeling if it becoming fuzzy again +2010-10-05.txt:16:46:23: <yorick> alise: and yes, mostly the places I dream of are not made of bricks +2010-10-05.txt:16:46:56: <yorick> usually either polished plastic or metal +2010-10-05.txt:16:47:40: <yorick> my most recurring nightmares currently is being stabbed/shot by my friends :/ +2010-10-05.txt:16:47:48: <yorick> are* +2010-10-05.txt:16:50:14: <yorick> last dream I remembered was having a conversation with the news-guy on the alarm clock when it was about to wake me up yesterday +2010-10-05.txt:16:51:05: * yorick has never done a reality check that came out negative :/ +2010-10-05.txt:16:51:16: <alise> yorick: try looking at a clock, look away, check it again +2010-10-05.txt:16:51:27: <ais523> yorick: well, it mostly happens for me when not lucid; I'm not sure if I've ever been properly lucid +2010-10-05.txt:16:51:33: <yorick> either I just go "wth...I'm dreaming!", or "I must be dreaming, lets try a reality check...no it never works" +2010-10-05.txt:16:51:45: <alise> yorick: you need to reality check in *usual* situations +2010-10-05.txt:16:51:50: <yorick> alise: I tried that once, it pointed to 4:01 twice +2010-10-05.txt:16:52:11: <yorick> cpressey: :D +2010-10-05.txt:16:52:56: <yorick> alise: clocks work in my dreams, so does reading +2010-10-05.txt:16:53:29: <yorick> it feels strange to see it being 4:01 pm on sunday, then waking up and, 8 hours later, see it being 4:01 pm on sunday again +2010-10-05.txt:16:54:04: <yorick> quintopia: that's just horribly evil +2010-10-05.txt:16:55:30: * yorick does not +2010-10-05.txt:18:26:27: <yorick> alise: it's overflowing! +2010-10-05.txt:18:27:29: <yorick> much better +2010-10-06.txt:16:50:00: -!- yorick has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). +2010-10-06.txt:16:51:39: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-10-06.txt:19:56:36: <yorick> cheater99: wtf +2010-10-06.txt:19:56:57: <yorick> cheater99: that doesn't even have a verb! +2010-10-06.txt:19:57:06: <yorick> well it does +2010-10-06.txt:19:57:11: <yorick> but it makes no sense +2010-10-06.txt:19:57:28: <cheater99> poor yorick. +2010-10-06.txt:19:57:32: <yorick> I think that would need at least two verbs +2010-10-06.txt:19:59:07: <yorick> olsner: but there's nothing redundant anything +2010-10-06.txt:19:59:10: <yorick> about* +2010-10-06.txt:19:59:25: <yorick> "cogito ergo dei" <-- it lacks a second verb and puts a noun instead :/ +2010-10-06.txt:20:01:17: <yorick> how would that help? +2010-10-06.txt:20:05:14: <yorick> *How* would that help? +2010-10-06.txt:20:05:35: <yorick> how *would* that *help* +2010-10-06.txt:20:05:42: <yorick> ? +2010-10-06.txt:20:05:53: * yorick c-c-combo breaker! +2010-10-06.txt:20:06:16: <yorick> cheater99: true, but how would *that* help? :) +2010-10-06.txt:20:07:31: <yorick> and it *might* just be me :/ +2010-10-06.txt:20:51:25: <yorick> aww poor edible dormice +2010-10-06.txt:20:51:37: <yorick> named after their edibility +2010-10-06.txt:21:29:08: <yorick> new SGU is notably better than previous ep +2010-10-06.txt:21:31:00: <yorick> yes +2010-10-06.txt:21:34:44: <yorick> Phantom_Hoover: he has +2010-10-06.txt:21:43:38: <yorick> cheater99: no one in this channel is a girl +2010-10-06.txt:21:43:45: <yorick> doesn't happen. +2010-10-06.txt:21:43:57: <alise> yorick: did, about four times IIRC +2010-10-07.txt:20:09:41: <yorick> alise: that's horrible :P +2010-10-07.txt:20:09:48: <alise> yorick: that's awesome. +2010-10-07.txt:20:09:55: <yorick> awesomely horrible +2010-10-07.txt:20:11:11: <yorick> wait...that's actually python? +2010-10-07.txt:20:12:15: <alise> yorick: yup, python +2010-10-07.txt:20:12:34: <yorick> alise: :( +2010-10-07.txt:20:13:03: * yorick should create an irssi script that will color the nicks the way I want +2010-10-07.txt:20:13:45: <cpressey> yorick: you can script this thing? bitchen +2010-10-07.txt:20:14:12: <yorick> cpressey: I probably could, but I hate perl +2010-10-07.txt:20:14:57: <yorick> (if you convert a random wav file to text, you get executable perl) +2010-10-07.txt:20:45:18: <yorick> Sgeo: I think it does +2010-10-07.txt:20:45:37: <Gregor> Alas, poor yorick, whoTF is this guy. +2010-10-07.txt:20:47:07: <yorick> Gregor: .... +2010-10-07.txt:20:47:15: <yorick> omg Gregor doesn't know me! +2010-10-07.txt:20:48:02: <olsner> yorick: neither do I +2010-10-07.txt:20:48:17: <yorick> olsner: you should +2010-10-07.txt:20:48:18: <cpressey> yorick: nor do i, except that you've been here the past few days +2010-10-07.txt:20:48:27: <yorick> which is about all you could know about me +2010-10-07.txt:20:48:34: <yorick> I've been here since saturday +2010-10-07.txt:20:49:23: <cpressey> yorick: so what's your story, Dark Stranger who Wandered into Town Recently? +2010-10-07.txt:20:49:52: <yorick> cpressey: I knew about this channel for some time, but never bothered to join...and then I got an assignment that got brainfuck +2010-10-07.txt:20:50:07: <yorick> and then I saw the beauty if this channel (saw beyond Vorpal) +2010-10-07.txt:20:50:14: <yorick> of* +2010-10-07.txt:20:50:36: <yorick> and now I'm idling here +2010-10-07.txt:20:50:45: <Vorpal> yorick, err what? +2010-10-07.txt:20:51:18: <yorick> Vorpal: oh...nothing +2010-10-07.txt:20:51:27: <yorick> Vorpal: you scare new people away +2010-10-07.txt:20:53:00: <Vorpal> yorick, heh? +2010-10-07.txt:20:53:21: <yorick> Gregor: especially against Vorpal eh +2010-10-07.txt:20:53:40: <Gregor> yorick: No, I feed on hatred in general. +2010-10-07.txt:20:53:48: * yorick hugs Gregor +2010-10-07.txt:21:09:27: <yorick> esoteric version control! +2010-10-08.txt:16:48:17: -!- yorick has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). +2010-10-09.txt:10:10:05: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-10-12.txt:04:13:27: -!- yorick has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). +2010-10-12.txt:04:14:17: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-10-13.txt:23:34:33: -!- yorick has quit (Quit: Poef! Going to Rome, see you in 8-9 days.). +2010-10-18.txt:17:03:20: <HackEgo> 235|<yorick> I could also send my ferrari in for repair +2010-10-22.txt:11:23:01: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-10-22.txt:16:02:06: <yorick> what's wrong with scotland? +2010-10-22.txt:18:40:51: <yorick> esac! +2010-10-22.txt:19:07:26: <yorick> PHP is the worst language ever! +2010-10-22.txt:19:08:47: <yorick> sane people are boring! +2010-10-22.txt:19:08:59: <elliott> yorick: i just meant non-stupid people really +2010-10-22.txt:19:09:08: <yorick> oh +2010-10-22.txt:19:09:37: <yorick> they use python. +2010-10-22.txt:19:09:39: <nooga> yorick: i could swear that we've met on IRC several years ago +2010-10-22.txt:19:09:47: <yorick> nooga: we haven't, probably +2010-10-22.txt:19:10:14: <yorick> nooga: I haven't, at least not that I know of +2010-10-22.txt:19:10:38: <nooga> is yorick a common name in a place where you live? +2010-10-22.txt:19:10:40: <yorick> someone else must have stolen my name before I was using it +2010-10-22.txt:19:11:16: <yorick> nooga: it has an occurence of 0.0148% +2010-10-22.txt:19:13:08: <yorick> that's like google go! +2010-10-22.txt:19:14:34: <yorick> static typing with polymorphism! +2010-10-22.txt:19:14:58: <yorick> I think felix basically IS python +2010-10-22.txt:19:15:06: <elliott> yorick: it has header files. +2010-10-22.txt:19:15:08: <yorick> they stole the syntax +2010-10-22.txt:19:15:11: <elliott> yorick: no +2010-10-22.txt:19:15:12: <elliott> yorick: wrong page +2010-10-22.txt:19:16:00: <yorick> EW +2010-10-22.txt:19:16:08: <yorick> elliott: that's even worse :D +2010-10-22.txt:19:16:46: <yorick> print "blah"; endl; +2010-10-22.txt:19:16:55: <yorick> python just does print "blah" +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.10325 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,43 @@ +2011-05-29.txt:02:28:39: -!- SingingBoyo has joined #esoteric. +2011-05-29.txt:03:07:36: <SingingBoyo> If anyone can figure out what this does, then you[re a genius. Sort of a funge, but... I wrote my own interpreter, so I can do some interesting things. http://pastebin.com/x0b14EXS +2011-05-29.txt:03:08:29: <pikhq> SingingBoyo: Um, just a guess, but HQ9+? +2011-05-29.txt:03:09:03: <SingingBoyo> In some ways. I added procedures to my interpreter. which are those brackets, yes +2011-05-29.txt:03:10:14: <SingingBoyo> yes +2011-05-29.txt:03:12:16: <SingingBoyo> not quite. Though that could be fun to do too... anyway, your close, but there's no distortion, it just prints multiple times. +2011-05-29.txt:03:14:46: <SingingBoyo> yeah, in the end it's just 5 Hello World! messages, each followed by a newline, and the a Bye! with its own newline +2011-05-29.txt:03:15:34: <SingingBoyo> I'm going to try that distortion thing. this should be interesting... +2011-05-29.txt:03:27:40: <elliott> don't mind me SingingBoyo, i'm just writing programs in the haskell type system. +2011-05-29.txt:03:30:23: <SingingBoyo> lol +2011-05-29.txt:03:31:37: <SingingBoyo> I'm making no progress... I feel like I need to use some sort of array-like storage, which is a pain in funges... +2011-05-29.txt:03:58:16: <SingingBoyo> I now understand why high-level languages were created... +2011-05-29.txt:03:58:42: <elliott> SingingBoyo: So they can have primitive yet Turing-complete type systems? +2011-05-29.txt:03:58:59: <SingingBoyo> lol +2011-05-29.txt:04:13:36: <SingingBoyo> oh my... I have to go back to printer every character my interpreter sees +2011-05-29.txt:04:13:39: <SingingBoyo> heh +2011-05-29.txt:04:29:45: <SingingBoyo> lol +2011-05-29.txt:04:29:58: <elliott> SingingBoyo: i have decided this is how my brain works with regard to sleeping +2011-05-29.txt:04:30:10: <SingingBoyo> nice +2011-05-29.txt:04:30:39: <SingingBoyo> I'm still young enough that it figures that staying awake until everything shuts down is a good thing. +2011-05-29.txt:04:33:14: <SingingBoyo> joy. my interpreter is giving me segfaults +2011-05-29.txt:05:10:16: <SingingBoyo> geico? :P +2011-05-29.txt:05:10:58: -!- SingingBoyo has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). +2011-05-30.txt:04:55:36: -!- SingingBoyo has joined #esoteric. +2011-05-30.txt:04:56:16: -!- SingingBoyo has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). +2012-04-10.txt:03:19:00: -!- SingingBoyo has joined #esoteric. +2012-04-10.txt:04:39:29: -!- SingingBoyo has quit (Quit: Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now). +2012-12-05.txt:02:45:40: -!- SingingBoyo has joined #esoteric. +2012-12-05.txt:04:25:36: <SingingBoyo> kmc: idk, I think he was on #haskell earlier though +2012-12-05.txt:09:40:56: -!- SingingBoyo has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). +2012-12-06.txt:01:14:05: -!- SingingBoyo has joined #esoteric. +2012-12-06.txt:01:41:46: <SingingBoyo> whoever wrote fungot is insane. funges are hard. +2012-12-06.txt:01:41:46: <fungot> SingingBoyo: are you sure the technology! come about fer what purpose, ye scurvy creature! it's killed kyros and lambert, a travelling merchant, practised with bow, can i make new laws on the books, is now carting around two wannabe scientists are still growing! they look, let me pick something of it, fast, highly technological terror you've constructed. the ability to be captured a spanish galleon! arrr!! +2012-12-06.txt:01:45:54: <SingingBoyo> Firefly: that's what you get for going with youtube +2012-12-06.txt:04:05:14: -!- SingingBoyo has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). +2012-12-06.txt:08:33:20: -!- SingingBoyo has joined #esoteric. +2012-12-06.txt:12:30:13: <shachaf> SingingBoyo: Who are you? +2012-12-06.txt:12:31:05: <SingingBoyo> shachaf: Just a canadian. don't mind me. +2012-12-06.txt:12:31:31: <SingingBoyo> SingingBoyo: if you need me I'll be off riding my moose. +2012-12-06.txt:12:31:51: <SingingBoyo> why did it put SingingBoyo. meh. +2012-12-06.txt:12:31:56: <SingingBoyo> and I've never had a previous nick lol +2012-12-06.txt:12:32:04: <shachaf> `pastelog SingingBoyo +2012-12-06.txt:12:32:48: <shachaf> `pastelogs SingingBoyo
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.10378 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +617) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +663) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +701) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +711) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +715) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +717) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +725) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +767) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +796) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.10571 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,47 @@ +57) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +74) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +109) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +120) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +135) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +136) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +149) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +172) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +177) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +178) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +185) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +196) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +197) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +199) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +211) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +228) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +254) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +270) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +284) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +309) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +336) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +337) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +345) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +346) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +356) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +366) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +373) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +374) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +387) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +393) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +394) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +407) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +416) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +417) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +426) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +427) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +443) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +463) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +467) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +533) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +573) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +661) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +673) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +767) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" +769) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. +776) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird +804) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.10590 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,167 @@ +2005-10-12.txt:05:31:33: <GregorR> http://www.codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg +2005-10-13.txt:00:39:13: <GregorR-L> http://www.codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg +2005-10-13.txt:07:03:22: <GregorR> http://www.codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg doesn't work for you? +2006-02-01.txt:02:17:22: <GregorR> http://www.codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg +2006-02-10.txt:01:14:41: <GregorR-L> On the note of music, I shall arbitrarily post a link to http://www.codu.org/music/GRegor-op8.ogg +2006-02-22.txt:21:39:38: <GregorR> nooga (who hopefully reads the logs): http://www.codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg +2006-08-05.txt:04:05:55: <GregorR> http://www.codu.org/dcvogllmrcmcdp.ogg +2007-01-02.txt:04:49:13: <GregorR> http://www.codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg +2007-03-30.txt:02:37:02: <GregorR> http://www.codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg +2007-05-19.txt:21:30:07: <GregorR> http://www.codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg +2007-06-06.txt:07:33:44: <bsmntbombdood> http://www.codu.org/music/GRegor-op8.ogg <-- this is a cool song +2007-11-07.txt:22:46:58: <ehird`> http://codu.org/dcvogllmrcmcdp.ogg This is hypnotic +2008-05-30.txt:20:56:31: <GregorR> http://www.codu.org/music/alien-nocturne-2.ogg +2008-10-30.txt:17:20:30: <ehird> GregorR: http://codu.org/dcvogllmrcmcdp.ogg this would be a good OS startup sound +2008-11-22.txt:18:08:42: <GregorR> http://codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg +2009-01-01.txt:19:44:01: <GregorR> Oh, you might be interested, http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op10-beta2.ogg +2009-05-16.txt:00:06:10: <GregorR-L> http://codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg +2009-05-16.txt:00:11:52: <ehird> http://codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg [counteracting] +2009-05-16.txt:00:12:35: <ehird> http://codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogghttp://codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogghttp://codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogghttp://codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogghttp://codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg +2009-06-14.txt:07:04:54: <GregorR> http://codu.org/music/auto/Blusteringly%20Versed%20Sonata.ogg // the latest version of my algorithm is having some sweet results 8-D +2009-06-14.txt:17:26:10: <GregorR> ehird: http://codu.org/music/auto/Ridiculously%20Absent%20Toccata.mid (or .ogg) +2009-06-14.txt:22:22:30: <GregorR> ehird: http://codu.org/music/auto/Onerously%20Uptight%20Toccata.ogg +2009-06-17.txt:01:46:57: <GregorR> http://codu.org/music/auto/Onerously%20Uptight%20Toccata.ogg +2009-07-25.txt:17:19:41: <GregorR> http://codu.org/music/auto/Onerously%20Uptight%20Toccata.{mid,mp3,ogg} since that one isn't on the Algorhythms site. +2009-09-13.txt:05:43:40: <GregorR> With Op. 10 I created two betas ... with Op11, I have a "work in progress preview" :P http://codu.org/music/Op11/GRegor-op11-wipp-1.ogg +2009-09-28.txt:06:25:27: <Gregor> http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op11.ogg +2009-09-28.txt:06:38:56: <Gregor> pikhq: http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op11.ogg +2009-10-05.txt:01:42:42: <coppro> http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op11.ogg +2009-10-05.txt:05:12:02: <Gregor> http://codu.org/music/Op11/GRegor-op11-StringQuartet-wipp1.ogg why do I keep doing these things? Yet another (partially-completed) piece I will never actually hear. +2009-10-30.txt:18:59:34: <AnMaster> Gregor, wow http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op11.ogg was awesome. And awesomely realistic piano. What soundfont was THAT? +2009-10-30.txt:19:00:57: <AnMaster> Gregor, would love score for http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op10.ogg +2010-01-25.txt:01:37:24: <Gregor> Now soliciting opinions on http://codu.org/music/vg/zee1.ogg (which is supposed to be semi-retro video-game-music-ish) +2010-01-25.txt:23:40:50: <Gregor> Yesterday I was writing this: http://codu.org/music/vg/zee1.ogg , not zee2, btw. +2010-01-29.txt:02:48:06: <Gregor> http://codu.org/music/vg/zee4.ogg The first piece of VG music I've written that may actually fit somewhere into the game I want to fit it in to. +2010-02-12.txt:14:36:51: <Gregor> I reuploaded to http://codu.org/tmp/pvctrombone.ogg because filebin was being useless. +2010-03-05.txt:19:12:06: <Gregor> http://codu.org/music/op12/GRegor-op12-wipp2.ogg , lest I never mentioned it here >_> +2010-03-05.txt:23:02:35: <Gregor> http://codu.org/music/vg/zee5.ogg Background music! +2010-03-05.txt:23:10:18: <Gregor> How 'bout http://codu.org/music/vg/zee3.ogg +2010-03-05.txt:23:11:54: <AnMaster> <Gregor> How 'bout http://codu.org/music/vg/zee3.ogg <-- nice +2010-03-20.txt:02:59:05: <Gregor> [In case anybody's interested, some game music I'm writing per request: http://codu.org/tmp/gm1wipp3.ogg ] +2010-04-05.txt:14:47:48: <Gregor> AnMaster: Did I ever link http://codu.org/music/vg/gm1.ogg at you? +2010-04-05.txt:15:06:46: <Gregor> oklopol: And more specifically, http://codu.org/music/auto/OUT-T5.ogg (IIRC the link) +2010-04-05.txt:15:21:14: <AnMaster> Gregor, and I have to say http://codu.org/music/auto/OUT-T5.ogg wasn't very good +2010-04-05.txt:17:12:52: <Gregor> http://codu.org/music/auto/OUT-T5.ogg +2010-04-06.txt:23:14:37: <Gregor> http://codu.org/aforteforpiano/12f.ogg +2010-04-06.txt:23:27:57: <Gregor> But like I said, this is only crazy-fast, e.g. http://codu.org/aforteforpiano/12f.ogg +2010-04-07.txt:21:04:58: <Gregor> http://codu.org/aforteforpiano/19e.ogg I can (nearly) play the first page of Nocturne 3 :) +2010-04-28.txt:23:08:34: <AnMaster> Gregor, wget http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op11.ogg yes +2010-04-28.txt:23:08:41: <AnMaster> --2010-04-29 00:07:46-- (try: 4) http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op11.ogg +2010-05-16.txt:05:03:56: <Gregor-L> AnMaster, pikhq and anybody else who might care: http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-wipp1.ogg +2010-05-18.txt:06:07:45: <Gregor> http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-wipp2.ogg +2010-05-22.txt:07:49:46: <Gregor> Go listen to http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-wipp3.ogg :P +2010-05-23.txt:03:50:27: <Gregor> augur, pikhq: Now soliciting opinions on http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov1-wipp4.ogg . Op. 13 will probably be in two movements maybe perhaps. +2010-05-23.txt:05:35:09: <Gregor> augur: Now soliciting opinions on http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov1-wipp4.ogg . Op. 13 will probably be in two movements maybe perhaps. +2010-05-25.txt:05:12:05: <Gregor> augur, pikhq, anybody else: Now soliciting opinions on http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov1-wipp5.ogg (really, only added to the end since wipp 4 .... I have a whole other section to add somewhere, but it doesn't fit yet :P ) +2010-06-05.txt:06:14:57: <Gregor> augur: http://codu.org/tmp/BalMusetteNocturne-wipp1.ogg Me playing two instruments at once +2010-06-14.txt:02:47:01: <Gregor> Now soliciting opinions on http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov1-wipp6.ogg (played while quite tired, so sorry for all the mistakes :P ) +2010-06-16.txt:06:15:21: <Gregor> Woooooo http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov1-wipp7.ogg +2010-06-26.txt:01:21:34: <AnMaster> Gregor, I kindly request a version of http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op7.ogg that doesn't sound like the microphone was in a wooden box at the time! +2010-06-26.txt:01:53:37: <Gregor> <AnMaster> Gregor, I kindly request a version of http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op7.ogg that doesn't sound like the microphone was in a wooden box at the time! +2010-07-13.txt:03:28:56: <Gregor> http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov2-wipp9.ogg +2010-07-26.txt:03:11:52: <Gregor> http://codu.org/zee/vg/zee5.ogg Technically electronic music! :P +2010-07-26.txt:03:13:05: <Gregor> http://codu.org/music/vg/zee5.ogg Technically electronic music! :P +2010-08-02.txt:05:08:21: <Gregor> http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov2-wipp10.ogg +2010-08-02.txt:23:11:31: <Gregor-W> pikhq: http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov2-wipp10.ogg kthx :P +2010-10-09.txt:04:25:29: <Gregor> Vorpal, cpressey, whoever: http://codu.org/tmp/zee1-2010-10-08.ogg zee1, now with FLAVOR! +2010-10-09.txt:04:50:51: <Gregor> Vorpal, cpressey, pikhq, whoever: http://codu.org/tmp/zee5-2010-10-08.ogg zee5, now with FLAVOR! +2010-10-09.txt:07:08:54: <Gregor> Vorpal, cpressey, pikhq, whoever: http://codu.org/tmp/zee2-2010-10-09.ogg zee2, now with FLAVOR! (actually I think I made this one worse ... ) +2010-10-10.txt:08:44:49: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/GRegor-op11-StringQuartet-vst-2010-10-10.ogg Observe how my op. 11 string quartet becomes almost tolerable when played through a (free!) VSTi! +2010-10-10.txt:17:09:58: <Gregor> pikhq, Idonno maybe Vorpal or somebody?, whoever might care: http://codu.org/tmp/GRegor-op11-StringQuartet-VSTi-2010-10-10.ogg Op. 11 string quartet, done by VSTi's, borderline tolerable (and slightly better than it was last night) +2010-10-10.txt:17:23:23: <alise> "http://codu.org/tmp/GRegor-op11-StringQuartet-VSTi-2010-10-10.ogg" +2010-10-10.txt:17:25:57: <Vorpal> <Gregor> pikhq, Idonno maybe Vorpal or somebody?, whoever might care: http://codu.org/tmp/GRegor-op11-StringQuartet-VSTi-2010-10-10.ogg Op. 11 string quartet, done by VSTi's, borderline tolerable (and slightly better than it was last night) <-- will listen in a bit, atm the listening conditions are rather bad due to loud powertools close to here +2010-10-10.txt:20:01:12: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/zee5-2010-10-10-8bit.ogg +2010-10-10.txt:20:18:53: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/zee5-2010-10-10-8bit.ogg +2010-10-11.txt:00:51:58: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/GRegor-op11-StringQuartet-VSTi-2010-10-10.ogg +2010-10-12.txt:02:44:14: <Gregor> http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov2.ogg updated, others forthcoming, http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov2.mid for whoever wanted a digital piano roll. +2010-10-12.txt:05:55:38: <Gregor> http://codu.org/music/op11/GRegor-op11-StringQuartet.ogg I too have written a string quartet.' +2010-10-14.txt:03:21:14: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/WoodwindQuintet.ogg <-- nonsense for woodwind quintet +2010-10-14.txt:19:50:39: <Gregor> Vorpal: Oh, btw, http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op11-StringQuartet.ogg is a newer and somewhat improved one. And VSTi == Virtual Studio Technology instrument. It's a system for MIDI instruments that are programmatic rather than patch-based. +2010-10-14.txt:19:51:05: <Gregor> * http://codu.org/music/op11/GRegor-op11-StringQuartet.ogg +2010-10-15.txt:01:34:35: <pikhq> magnet:?xt=urn:btih:23000501613b867e5b269b7ec15e76b8accdb784&dn=GRegor-op13-mov1.ogg&ws=http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov1.ogg MWAHAHAHA +2010-10-15.txt:18:53:03: <pikhq> elliott: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:EMAAKALBHODH4WZGTN7MCXTWXCWM3N4E&ws=http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov1.ogg +2011-01-21.txt:18:44:30: <Gregor> http://codu.org/music/vg/zee1.ogg Hey guys I'm linking this 'cuz it's actually used in ZEE now durpadurp. +2011-01-22.txt:00:33:18: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/silly.ogg <-- have something extremely silly I just wrote +2011-01-22.txt:00:55:11: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/silly.ogg <-- Hey guys, still have something extremely silly I just wrote X-P +2011-01-22.txt:23:41:50: <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: http://codu.org/tmp/silly.ogg Forget you've already heard this. +2011-01-23.txt:17:58:20: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/superturing.ogg <-- WORK IN PROGRESS +2011-01-23.txt:18:11:24: <Gregor> Vorpal: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/superturing.ogg <-- WORK IN PROGRESS +2011-01-23.txt:19:21:26: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/superturing.ogg MY MASTERPIECE +2011-01-23.txt:21:28:13: <Gregor> quintopia: http://codu.org/music/silly/superturing.ogg THERE I used different brass. +2011-01-23.txt:21:39:29: <Vorpal> <Gregor> quintopia: http://codu.org/music/silly/superturing.ogg THERE I used different brass. <-- nice +2011-01-23.txt:22:06:11: <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: http://codu.org/music/silly/superturing.ogg +2011-01-24.txt:00:42:10: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/superturingsv.ogg +2011-01-24.txt:01:21:37: <Gregor> pikhq: http://codu.org/music/silly/superturing.ogg MORE AWESOME THAN EVER +2011-01-24.txt:15:55:40: <Gregor> ais523: http://codu.org/music/silly/superturing.ogg Yes, because it's awesome and will CHANGE YOUR LIFE +2011-01-24.txt:19:48:11: <Gregor> http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/111772090722638/111772090722638.ogg <-- look what SONiVOX can do :P +2011-01-24.txt:20:47:17: <Gregor> http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/127001724023443/127001724023443.ogg <-- lawl, SONiVOX should not be used for strings X-D +2011-01-24.txt:20:51:24: <Gregor> http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/1286221765958/1286221765958.ogg <-- orchestral works are better, except for the string part ... bloody strings :P +2011-01-24.txt:20:59:15: <Gregor> http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/132011164021323/132011164021323.ogg <-- best use of SONiVOX ever +2011-01-24.txt:21:09:19: <Gregor> http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/13457265815880/13457265815880.ogg Ah, done +2011-01-24.txt:21:24:53: <elliott> Gregor: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/13553113312348/13553113312348.ogg ... percussion is really loud in this set but it's great. +2011-01-24.txt:21:48:48: <Gregor> http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/141992377926615/141992377926615.ogg Hmmm, 'snot bad. +2011-01-25.txt:00:02:06: <Gregor> http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/178871922613507/178871922613507.ogg SONiVOX does brass A-OK +2011-01-25.txt:00:45:37: <Gregor> http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/187322163012/187322163012.ogg HOLY FUCK YES (except the percussion is still way too loud) +2011-01-25.txt:00:50:56: <Sgeo> Gregor, I love you http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/187671562520370/187671562520370.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:00:54:51: <Gregor> elliott: It is awesome http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/19004299946313/19004299946313.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:00:57:05: <Sgeo> Why does http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/1917664324275/1917664324275.ogg seem broken? +2011-01-25.txt:00:59:54: <quintopia> a free beer to anyone who can name this tune: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/19391356931184/19391356931184.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:01:07:16: <quintopia> free beer to anyone besides Gregor who can name this one: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/19620121792712/19620121792712.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:01:29:39: <elliott> Gregor: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/20221630415266/20221630415266.ogg This might just be amazing. +2011-01-25.txt:01:41:17: <Gregor> http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/203421205018158/203421205018158.ogg YESSSSSSSSS +2011-01-25.txt:01:41:31: <elliott> Gregor: This one did not turn out so well: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/204491201820231/204491201820231.ogg :( +2011-01-25.txt:01:55:41: <elliott> http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/20681251887557/20681251887557.ogg ;; this is pretty good +2011-01-25.txt:02:05:20: <Gregor> http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/21156213132983/21156213132983.ogg YESSSSSSSSSSS +2011-01-25.txt:02:10:54: <Gregor> pikhq: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/21262479113464/21262479113464.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:02:15:46: <quintopia> here tis: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/213811375219097/213811375219097.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:02:18:01: <elliott> Gregor: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/214051887116122/214051887116122.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:02:20:19: <Gregor> elliott: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/21447310216470/21447310216470.ogg Rendered in real MIDI, I've actually heard much worse. It's pretty bad though :P +2011-01-25.txt:02:34:57: <Gregor> pikhq: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/21797299108804/21797299108804.ogg JUST FOR YOU +2011-01-25.txt:02:45:01: <Gregor> pikhq: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/21878737724151/21878737724151.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:03:02:55: <quintopia> http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/214051887116122/214051887116122.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:03:05:45: <Gregor> http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/22160750729636/22160750729636.ogg Listen to this while you wait. +2011-01-25.txt:03:10:39: <Gregor> elliott: http://codu.org/tmp/21595134129605.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:03:11:02: <elliott> quintopia: Tweet this now: "more on the same theme: http://codu.org/tmp/21595134129605.ogg" +2011-01-25.txt:04:11:51: <Gregor> http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/23564130829196/23564130829196.ogg Hayden ala SONiVOX +2011-01-25.txt:17:39:30: <elliott> Gregor: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/6768222720461/6768222720461.ogg ... not as good as the MIDI :P +2011-01-25.txt:17:55:45: <elliott> Gregor: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/6914810022931/6914810022931.ogg This is better, except the volumes are more screwed up. +2011-01-25.txt:17:56:20: <Gregor> http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/68611741718438/68611741718438.ogg This is better, but would be better if SONiVOX had better strings. +2011-01-25.txt:17:59:01: <elliott> http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/7220343828770/7220343828770.ogg This is officially the greatest thing I have ever heard. +2011-01-25.txt:18:00:48: <elliott> GUYS, http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/7220343828770/7220343828770.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:18:24:38: <Gregor> http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/78362931531772/78362931531772.ogg <-- solution to all of life's problems. +2011-01-25.txt:18:26:53: <Gregor> j-invariant: I made http://codu.org/music/e/superturing/superturing.ogg though! 8-D +2011-01-26.txt:04:50:41: <Gregor> augur: See http://codu.org/music/e/superturing/superturing.ogg :P +2011-01-26.txt:05:21:59: <Gregor> calamari: http://codu.org/music/e/superturing/superturing.ogg +2011-01-26.txt:19:17:59: <Gregor> cheater99: End of http://codu.org/music/e/superturing/superturing.ogg +2011-02-04.txt:00:53:19: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/zee5ghosts.ogg Opinions? +2011-02-04.txt:03:20:30: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/zee1zomgccordian.ogg (Opens with awesome zomgccordion even :P ) +2011-02-06.txt:02:20:57: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/cave-2011-02-05-2.ogg <-- I got inspiration from another channel so you guys can all SUCK IT +2011-02-08.txt:00:44:41: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/dirge-for-accordion.ogg I declare this Best Ever +2011-02-08.txt:01:16:44: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/dirge-for-accordion.ogg I NOTICE PEOPLE ARE NOT HEAPING PRAISE ON ME FOR THIS +2011-02-08.txt:20:01:31: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/jungle-2011-02-08-1.ogg More music going into the dustbin :P +2011-02-08.txt:20:03:06: <Gregor> quintopia: http://codu.org/tmp/cave-2011-02-07-2.ogg I link you to this instead. +2011-02-08.txt:20:14:04: <Gregor> quintopia: There's also http://codu.org/tmp/cave-tense-2011-02-07-2.ogg , which is cave with a "tension track" added, to be faded in during tense/dangerous moments as a cue. +2011-02-08.txt:20:18:46: <Gregor> !bfjoust ogg_interpreted_as_program http://codu.org/tmp/cave-tense-2011-02-07-2.ogg +2011-02-08.txt:22:22:02: <Gregor> I believe it's official that everyone who isn't me hates http://codu.org/tmp/jungle-2011-02-08-1.ogg X-P +2011-02-08.txt:22:23:12: <Vorpal> <Gregor> I believe it's official that everyone who isn't me hates http://codu.org/tmp/jungle-2011-02-08-1.ogg X-P <-- cool +2011-02-08.txt:22:23:27: <Gregor> quintopia: HAVE YOUR MOFO LINK http://codu.org/music/e/superturing/superturing.ogg +2011-02-09.txt:01:41:59: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/dirge-for-you.ogg EPIC HARPSICHORD SOLO +2011-02-12.txt:05:37:09: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/death-2011-02-12.ogg Anyway, what does somebody who isn't an audiophile think of this as a "death ditty" +2011-02-12.txt:05:53:56: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/death-2011-02-12-2.ogg Bleh, I shouldn't try to finesse rhythm at 1AM after being awake from 8AM X_X +2011-02-12.txt:17:04:14: <quintopia> http://codu.org/tmp/death-2011-02-12-2.ogg +2011-02-12.txt:19:21:01: <elliott> <Gregor> Here's Opus 14: http://codu.org/musicbox.ogg +2011-02-12.txt:19:39:48: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/death-2011-02-12-3.ogg Death ditty, try 3 +2011-02-19.txt:02:17:45: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/PitchBendMadness-2011-02-18.ogg More nonsense. +2011-03-20.txt:15:23:15: <fizzie> <span x-esoteric-log:logging="false" xmlns:x-esoteric-log="http://codu.org/glogbot-namespaces/logging-metadata">Can I do it like this?</span> +2011-04-11.txt:16:28:23: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/reverb-2011-04-11.ogg <-- check out the sweet room reverb generator I made :) +2011-06-07.txt:17:46:32: <elliott> -glogbot- glogbot is a logging bot. Source: https://codu.org/projects/stuff/logbothg/ . Anyone may request that glogbot log their channel by inviting it: /invite glogbot . This usually requires ops. It will stop logging a channel if kicked: /kick glogbot . If you cannot /invite or /kick it, you can also ask Gregor to add or remove your channel. See also !glogbot_cmds, !logs . +2011-06-20.txt:13:50:27: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/ponder1-2011-06-20.ogg Thoughts? +2011-07-19.txt:01:19:39: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/wol3-2011-07-18.ogg +2011-08-16.txt:06:02:00: <Gregor> Here's the latest thing I wrote. It's pretty Christmassy (lol no): http://codu.org/tmp/wol8-2011-08-16.ogg +2011-08-24.txt:01:17:52: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/wol3-2011-08-23.ogg Have some musix +2011-09-12.txt:04:12:56: <Gregor> Instead, have some electromusic: http://codu.org/tmp/drell2-2011-09-11-2.ogg +2011-09-13.txt:04:26:08: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/drell6-2011-09-13.ogg ACK I'M STILL DOING THESE +2011-09-13.txt:17:11:40: <elliott> 04:26:08: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/drell6-2011-09-13.ogg ACK I'M STILL DOING THESE +2011-09-23.txt:18:54:04: <elliott> `log codu.*ogg +2011-09-23.txt:18:54:10: <HackEgo> 2010-05-18.txt:06:07:45: <Gregor> http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-wipp2.ogg +2011-09-23.txt:18:54:14: <elliott> `pastelogs codu.*ogg
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.10757 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,62 @@ +33) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +35) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +37) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +49) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +60) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +61) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +62) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +69) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +90) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +113) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +130) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +153) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +175) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +184) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +192) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +224) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +234) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +235) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +236) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +279) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +281) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +284) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +288) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +298) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +304) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +312) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +315) <oklopol> i'm really sleep +319) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +322) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +329) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +331) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +334) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +386) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +388) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +389) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +395) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +397) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +431) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +433) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +434) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +443) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +451) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +455) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +457) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +464) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +471) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +537) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +593) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +631) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +632) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +661) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +662) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +704) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +707) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +715) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +721) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +724) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +741) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +747) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +766) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +836) <oklopol> nortti: fizzie has done some impressive stuff in befunge, which is essentially the two-dimensional version of finnish politics. +841) <elliott> gah <elliott> this language is of the devil <elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.10835 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,68 @@ +2008-09-02.txt:22:16:52: <chromeeeee> butts +2008-09-09.txt:21:48:41: <Slereah> -frosted-butts +2008-09-20.txt:00:51:51: <tusho> GregorR: butts +2008-10-02.txt:21:31:46: <slereah> holy butts +2008-10-03.txt:19:37:15: <ehird> butts +2008-10-03.txt:19:37:18: <ehird> Slereah_: butts +2008-10-03.txt:19:37:47: <ehird> psygnisfive: I butts <> I not butts +2008-11-23.txt:21:11:56: <ehird> 57 hates butts +2008-11-28.txt:23:40:38: <ehird> psygnisfive: my solution: butts +2009-01-07.txt:17:27:15: <ehird> Butts +2009-01-07.txt:18:13:18: <ehird> butts +2009-01-13.txt:19:02:02: <ehird> now convince me not to call it butts +2009-03-05.txt:00:48:23: <ehird> butts +2009-03-05.txt:00:50:21: <ehird> butts +2009-03-05.txt:19:33:20: <fungot> +ul butts +2009-03-05.txt:19:33:26: <fungot> +ul butts +2009-03-05.txt:19:50:36: <fungot> ~*Sbutts +2009-03-08.txt:23:39:11: <estoppel> BUTTS +2009-03-16.txt:23:24:37: <ehird> with butts +2009-03-17.txt:00:34:33: <ehird> butts +2009-03-17.txt:00:34:52: <ehird> just say butts +2009-03-17.txt:00:34:57: <oklofok> i believe in butts +2009-04-05.txt:01:02:47: <Slereah_> two butts +2009-04-05.txt:01:03:04: <gliopol> WHOOOOOSE BUTTS +2009-04-05.txt:01:03:14: <Slereah_> My butts +2009-04-28.txt:19:50:08: <ehird> butts +2009-05-28.txt:20:18:56: <ehird> butts +2009-05-30.txt:01:58:52: <ehird> AnMaster: BUTTS +2009-06-05.txt:23:33:33: <ehird> butts +2009-06-09.txt:00:52:15: <ehird> !rottisiery butts +2009-06-11.txt:01:21:51: <ehird> WORK YOU FUCK BUTTS +2009-06-21.txt:19:38:49: <ehird> BUTTS +2009-08-04.txt:20:49:17: <ehird> they hop around on their butts +2009-08-04.txt:20:50:31: <ehird> let's all shut up and watch some people hop around on their butts +2009-08-06.txt:00:56:53: <ehird> butts +2009-10-15.txt:17:47:52: <ehird> !bf_txtgen holy butt festival; festival of butts +2010-01-02.txt:12:35:03: <ehirdiphone> file:///home/ehird/bookmarks/search.cgi?query=butts +2010-01-02.txt:13:07:16: <ehirdiphone> http://search-bookmarks/?q=butts +2010-02-14.txt:15:50:24: <Libster> butts +2010-03-10.txt:23:21:32: <alise__> oerjan: propositional logic is for butts +2010-05-31.txt:17:50:26: <alise> PLEASE NOT NB. LOL DEATH BUTTS +2010-08-07.txt:02:31:13: <alise> fungot: duck butts +2011-01-08.txt:05:19:16: <elliott> :. butts +2011-01-08.txt:05:19:31: <elliott> :. butts +2011-01-09.txt:04:42:25: <elliott> donkey butts +2011-02-06.txt:00:12:52: <buttsbutts> butts +2011-02-06.txt:00:12:54: <buttsbutts> butts +2011-02-06.txt:00:12:57: <buttsbutts> butts +2011-02-06.txt:00:12:59: <elliott> empirically verified by: butts +2011-02-06.txt:00:13:00: <buttsbutts> butts +2011-02-06.txt:00:13:03: <buttsbutts> butts +2011-02-06.txt:00:13:06: <buttsbutts> butts +2011-02-06.txt:00:13:08: <buttsbutts> butts +2011-02-06.txt:00:13:10: <elliott> butts +2011-02-06.txt:00:13:11: <buttsbutts> butts +2011-02-06.txt:00:17:47: <buttsbutts> :card.freenode.net 001 buttsbutts :Welcome to the freenode Internet Relay Chat Network buttsbutts +2011-02-06.txt:00:18:45: <buttsbutts> :niven.freenode.net 001 buttsbutts :Welcome to the freenode Internet Relay Chat Network buttsbutts +2011-02-06.txt:00:18:58: <elliott> it is buttsbutts +2011-02-06.txt:00:21:30: <elliott> echo NICK buttsbutts +2011-02-06.txt:01:17:45: <buttsbutts> :holmes.freenode.net 001 buttsbutts :Welcome to the freenode Internet Relay Chat Network buttsbutts +2012-07-06.txt:02:01:45: <kallisti> $time dickbutts +2012-08-04.txt:22:21:06: <kmc> butts +2012-08-10.txt:18:27:51: <kmc> butts +2012-08-11.txt:19:50:12: <kmc> butts +2012-08-12.txt:16:14:23: <kmc> butts +2012-08-14.txt:12:47:13: <kmc> butts +2012-08-16.txt:17:45:20: <kmc> butts +2012-08-16.txt:23:11:22: <kmc> ass butts
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.10941 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +2011-01-07.txt:17:09:34: <elliott> j-invariant: then pick up the little tree saplings +2012-02-26.txt:02:06:26: <Friendship> "Surprisingly often covered in tree sap." +2012-02-26.txt:02:11:18: <Friendship> Or "Surprisingly often covered in tree sap" +2012-02-26.txt:02:19:01: <itidus21> "Wikipedia is surprisingly often covered in tree sap." +2012-02-26.txt:02:20:05: <oerjan> `quote tree sap +2012-02-26.txt:02:20:22: <oerjan> `pastlog tree sap +2012-02-26.txt:02:20:36: <HackEgo> 2011-01-07.txt:17:09:34: <elliott> j-invariant: then pick up the little tree saplings +2012-02-26.txt:02:20:50: <oerjan> `pastlog covered in tree sap
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.10997 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,106 @@ +2007-06-03.txt:03:44:07: <boily> hi +2007-06-03.txt:03:44:41: <boily> i had some hours to spend today, so i created a new programming language +2007-06-03.txt:03:45:00: <boily> i'm not sure if i have developped it enough to add it to the wiki +2007-06-03.txt:03:48:13: <boily> i pasted a ruby interpreter on pastebin and i'm adding the article +2007-06-03.txt:03:50:45: <boily> http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/Betterave +2007-06-03.txt:03:50:52: <boily> there, i just created it +2007-06-03.txt:04:01:23: <boily> currently doing it +2007-06-03.txt:04:05:28: <boily> did it +2007-06-03.txt:04:05:44: <boily> hope my english isn't too bad... :/ +2007-06-03.txt:04:12:48: <boily> as i coded it, i guess an infinite number of strings is possible +2007-06-03.txt:04:13:31: <boily> yay! +2007-06-04.txt:06:37:43: <boily> hmm... activity is low at this ungodly hour of the night... +2007-06-04.txt:06:38:25: <boily> just to say i perused the channel's logs, and following your discussion about my new language (betterave), i've improved string manipulation +2007-06-04.txt:06:38:36: <boily> 01:38 here +2007-06-05.txt:04:51:13: <boily> hi +2007-06-05.txt:04:52:15: <boily> it returns -1, leaving the empty string there +2007-06-05.txt:04:52:27: <boily> the only way to suppress a string is through _ +2007-06-05.txt:04:54:33: <boily> uh... just a minute... +2007-06-05.txt:04:57:08: <boily> he isn't nuts, he's beets +2007-06-05.txt:04:57:47: <boily> about oerjan's first question: it works. i do not know how nor why, but it works. +2007-06-05.txt:04:58:05: <boily> C3?5[,*+563|!C-c1] prints "!!!" +2007-06-05.txt:04:58:33: <boily> no idea. +2007-06-05.txt:05:01:21: <boily> talking about brainfuck, i coded an interpreter for fun this morning (june 4th) +2007-06-05.txt:05:06:23: <boily> d'oh +2007-06-05.txt:05:07:49: <boily> yeah, it's just a temporary place. as soon as my friend's server is up, i'll host it there +2007-06-05.txt:05:09:29: <boily> i corrected the link +2007-06-05.txt:05:26:55: <boily> which means? +2007-06-05.txt:05:37:02: <boily> i don't know if i shall rejoice or flee. +2007-06-05.txt:05:37:33: <boily> i think the next step will be to hack a brainfuck interpreter in betterave... +2007-06-05.txt:05:39:02: <boily> hmm... i agree. +2007-06-05.txt:05:44:14: <boily> lies? +2007-06-05.txt:05:44:37: <boily> :) +2007-06-05.txt:05:55:32: <boily> that was one reason why i added ? ... ! to my language +2007-06-05.txt:06:01:02: <boily> umm... not sure about the ?! part... +2007-06-05.txt:06:01:04: <boily> wait... +2007-06-05.txt:06:01:07: <boily> it works. +2007-06-05.txt:06:01:31: <boily> me? evil? bah, humbug! +2007-06-05.txt:06:11:55: <boily> um, pardon my ignorance, but what is bismuth? +2007-06-05.txt:06:14:19: <boily> nice +2007-06-05.txt:17:12:32: <boily> hi +2007-06-07.txt:04:51:19: <boily> you can't go above three +2007-06-07.txt:04:52:53: <boily> because, for example, to get a 4 you need something like 1111, 2222, ... +2007-06-07.txt:04:53:27: <boily> 1111 refers, in the precedent step, to 11, which normally is written 21 in the next step +2007-06-07.txt:04:53:44: <boily> oh +2007-06-07.txt:04:53:47: <boily> umm... +2007-06-07.txt:04:59:26: <boily> wooo... this polinomial scares me +2007-06-12.txt:05:09:47: <boily> may i? +2007-06-12.txt:05:10:21: <boily> ok +2007-06-12.txt:05:10:42: <boily> um, how? +2007-06-12.txt:05:11:14: <boily> ah, ok. brb +2007-06-16.txt:23:30:39: <boily> it looks like a `dd' dump... +2007-06-17.txt:00:57:20: <boily> no numbers... it must be difficult to express quantities... +2007-06-17.txt:01:17:51: <boily> It's a language from South America, iirc. +2007-06-17.txt:01:18:24: <boily> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirah%A3_language +2007-06-17.txt:01:33:49: <boily> it's wonderful! +2007-06-17.txt:01:52:38: <boily> um, yeah? +2007-06-17.txt:02:23:17: <boily> I speak French, and I will not pronounce `twelfthth'. +2007-06-17.txt:18:24:21: <boily> Yesterday, I wrote an underload interpreter. +2007-06-17.txt:18:24:35: <boily> This language is warping my mind... +2007-06-19.txt:05:45:42: <boily> i just joined and first thing i see: `ant then i gave her a golden shower' +2007-06-19.txt:05:45:49: <boily> disgusting +2007-06-19.txt:05:47:31: <boily> sorry oerjan, i did not read the logs, truly +2007-06-19.txt:05:49:24: <boily> i'm a little bit confused concerning what you are discussing +2007-06-19.txt:05:49:27: <boily> spins? +2007-06-19.txt:05:49:48: <boily> 1oh +2007-06-19.txt:05:49:52: <boily> *oh +2007-06-25.txt:05:47:15: <boily> I am happy! This morning I stumbled upon this article: +2007-06-25.txt:05:47:17: <boily> http://scienceblogs.com/goodmath/2007/06/simple_pathology_betterave.php#more +2007-06-25.txt:05:47:29: <boily> :) +2007-06-25.txt:05:49:23: <boily> oerjan: yeah, i had a pretty busy weekend, it was Quebec's national holiday +2007-06-25.txt:06:09:51: <boily> Who is cmeme? +2007-06-25.txt:06:14:04: <boily> hmm... +2007-06-25.txt:06:35:06: <boily> la di da, la di da +2007-06-25.txt:06:37:10: <boily> hèrè, it doèsn't match è. +2007-07-02.txt:06:58:44: <boily> ?he +2008-03-21.txt:21:37:04: <boily> hello ais523 +2008-03-21.txt:21:40:49: <boily> hmm... uh... how are you? (i know it's not much for a conversation, but it's a start!) +2008-03-21.txt:21:42:20: <boily> eh? +2008-03-21.txt:21:45:06: <boily> conversation starter: i was recently thinking about an assembly-based esolang. +2008-03-21.txt:21:48:20: <boily> about your remark that assembly is obfuscated enough by itself, you are right. +2008-03-21.txt:21:49:10: <boily> such as? +2008-03-21.txt:21:50:17: <boily> good one! +2008-03-21.txt:21:55:19: <boily> bus time +2008-03-21.txt:21:55:21: <boily> bye! +2008-04-02.txt:19:47:48: <boily> Hello, world! +2008-04-04.txt:01:53:44: <boily> pardon my C ignorance, but whate is the meaning of volatile? +2008-04-04.txt:01:53:47: <boily> s/whate/what/ +2008-04-04.txt:01:56:10: <boily> thanks! a very interesting keyword indeed. +2008-04-04.txt:02:00:14: <boily> hence, they are volatile. am I correct? +2009-10-16.txt:16:29:31: <boily> hello! +2009-10-16.txt:16:30:24: <boily> hm... jacuzzi... +2009-11-07.txt:19:02:16: <boily> ehird: I wonder what is my boiling point? +2009-11-07.txt:19:09:45: <boily> don't forget reversed "h" +2011-06-30.txt:20:31:43: <boily> oui, c'est moi. +2011-06-30.txt:20:39:21: <boily> sorry, but I'm going to disappear for the weekend for a long paint-job. +2011-06-30.txt:20:39:28: <boily> back by monday, I guess! +2011-07-12.txt:18:48:23: <boily> hello. +2011-07-14.txt:14:08:33: <boily> that's quite the pesky anvil... +2011-08-26.txt:17:33:06: <boily> > :t (+2) +2011-10-18.txt:18:18:48: <boily> frito, as in potato chips? +2011-10-18.txt:18:20:04: <boily> oh, this kind of pie! +2011-10-18.txt:18:20:07: <boily> sounds delicious. +2011-10-21.txt:17:28:03: <boily> what is function quantification? +2011-11-07.txt:20:31:41: <boily> quintopia: hello! +2011-11-07.txt:20:32:17: <boily> I'm at work, so my activity on IRC isn't quite stellar. +2011-11-07.txt:20:33:01: <elliott> `pastelogs <boily>
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11100 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,118 @@ +2008-03-14.txt:20:48:37: <Deewiant> google suggests hexham, england +2011-05-22.txt:18:56:47: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, quick, show us a picture of Hexham so we may laugh. +2011-06-17.txt:22:33:37: <elliott> http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/libertycentral/2011/jun/17/library-censoring-internet-hexham +2011-06-17.txt:22:33:43: <elliott> Hexham: exactly the same as China. +2011-06-29.txt:04:35:29: <elliott> http://208.87.32.71/landerbanners/he/hexham.com.jpg hexham +2011-06-29.txt:04:37:59: <elliott> tigers in hexham +2011-06-29.txt:04:38:18: <elliott> total hexham.com.jpg +2011-07-08.txt:09:35:09: <elliott> hexham lava +2011-07-08.txt:09:35:33: <elliott> maybe i'll just call the actual DSL hexham lava +2011-07-08.txt:09:36:11: <ais523> do you still live in an insignificant village vaguely near Hexham? +2011-07-08.txt:09:36:28: <elliott> ais523: no, I've been in Hexham proper since late last year +2011-07-08.txt:09:45:40: <oerjan> <ais523> do you still live in an insignificant village vaguely near Hexham? <-- wait, hexham isn't an insignificant village? +2011-07-16.txt:16:01:00: <Phantom_Hoover> Please don't tell me you live in Hexham. +2011-07-16.txt:16:01:23: <Phantom_Hoover> You... you do live in Hexham, don't you. +2011-07-16.txt:16:02:10: <oklofok> how many people live in hexham? +2011-07-16.txt:16:02:35: <oklofok> then either you do not live in hexham or we know who brought you here +2011-07-16.txt:16:03:20: <Taneb> I seriously do live in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:16:05:08: <oklofok> huh. well elliott lives in hexham as well +2011-07-16.txt:16:06:07: <Taneb> He lives in Hexham? +2011-07-16.txt:16:10:26: <Taneb> I can prove that I live in Hexham! +2011-07-16.txt:16:11:35: <oklofok> a guy with your palindrome talent could easily work it out we were going to ask you if you lived in hexham. +2011-07-16.txt:16:12:01: <Taneb> I had no idea that you were going to ask me if I lived in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:16:12:46: <oklofok> how many festivals a year does hexham have? +2011-07-16.txt:16:13:42: <Taneb> And that other time when there's a historical redoey thingy on about the Hexham Protests +2011-07-16.txt:16:14:30: <Phantom_Hoover> ""Hexham" was used in the Borders as a euphemism for "Hell"." +2011-07-16.txt:16:17:35: <Taneb> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Queen_Elizabeth_High_School,_Hexham&action=history +2011-07-16.txt:16:18:01: <Taneb> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Queen_Elizabeth_High_School,_Hexham&diff=prev&oldid=371171660 +2011-07-16.txt:18:05:59: <Taneb> Still not believing I live in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:18:06:36: <oklofok> i'm currently acting on the assumption that you will consistently claim to be from hexham +2011-07-16.txt:18:07:03: <Taneb> I cannot think of a way to prove that I am in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:18:08:20: <oklofok> go to one of the things hexham has that is on the internet and put something of my choice there +2011-07-16.txt:18:09:09: <Taneb> I will stand next to the abbey in site of the Hexham Courant Webcam for a while with a sign saying "I AM TANEB" +2011-07-16.txt:21:47:10: <elliott> Taneb: Are you serious do you live in Hexham. +2011-07-16.txt:21:51:53: <elliott> Taneb: <elliott> Taneb: Are you serious do you live in Hexham. +2011-07-16.txt:21:54:58: <Taneb> Hexham has a population that I'm gonna call 10000 for easier maths +2011-07-16.txt:21:57:04: <Taneb> By these numbers, there is a 1 in 600000 chance of a random person living in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:21:57:57: <Taneb> That means there is over a 1 in 1000 chance of one living in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:21:58:09: <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, you of course realise that the probability of a random esolanger being from Hexham is much more than 1/600000. +2011-07-16.txt:21:59:45: <elliott> Taneb: OK fine, the chance of a random person who is both an esolanger and who reads MSPA living in Hexham is pretty low :-P +2011-07-16.txt:22:00:38: <elliott> Me and Taneb are the only two people in Hexham. +2011-07-16.txt:22:00:56: <oklofok> well i kind of live in hexham too +2011-07-16.txt:22:01:56: <Sgeo> elliott, as in, Hexham was where fax lives or something, so it would seem likely that Taneb is fax +2011-07-16.txt:22:02:35: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, erm, fax lived in Hexham? +2011-07-16.txt:22:15:14: <Taneb> Zero, Elliott, when I heard you lived in Hexham I checked you out +2011-07-18.txt:12:43:55: <Taneb> Whereabouts in Hexham do you live? +2011-07-22.txt:23:11:52: <elliott> is it cold there Taneb too am i the only cold person in hexham +2011-07-31.txt:17:56:30: <Taneb> I think my great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather was christened in Hexham +2011-08-03.txt:19:17:13: <Taneb> Those people from Hexham are weird +2011-09-12.txt:01:50:24: <ais523> but you can't shout loud enough to reach Birmingham from Hexham +2011-09-12.txt:01:55:28: <ais523> elliott: interestingly, Google Maps suggests two entirely different routes from Hexham to Birmingham +2011-09-12.txt:01:56:14: <ais523> also, I didn't really appreciate that Hexham was that far North +2011-09-12.txt:01:57:16: <ais523> that'd make sense, who'd put Hexham in a geoIP? +2011-09-12.txt:01:58:31: <elliott> "We could not calculate directions between Hexham, UK and Birmingham, AL." +2011-09-12.txt:01:58:55: <ais523> http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham+uk&daddr=birmingham+uk&hl=en&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=34.122306,85.869141&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFZHTIAMdKBvj_ylzcUEbLZRwSDGYee6u8P6Byg&vpsrc=0&mra=ls&t=m&z=7 +2011-09-12.txt:02:05:52: <elliott> http://www.sustrans.org.uk/map?searchKey=hexham&searchType=search&Search=Find this is not very pleasant to use +2011-09-12.txt:02:05:54: <ais523> anyway, route 72 seems to go through hexham +2011-09-12.txt:02:07:53: <ais523> the route seems to be mostly along the north of Hexham, and makes a small detour to visit the railway station +2011-09-12.txt:02:09:03: <ais523> that should be your walking route from Hexham to Birmingham +2011-09-12.txt:02:09:34: <ais523> but Hexham's so far north of Birmingham that I doubt it +2011-09-12.txt:19:11:29: <elliott> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:11:42: <elliott> it goes from hexham to the netherlands +2011-09-12.txt:19:13:38: <Taneb> Also, I think Hexham has a disproportionately large amount of esoteric programming enthusiasts +2011-09-12.txt:19:15:32: <Vorpal> <Taneb> And as far as I am aware, we've NEVER MET <-- how large is Hexham? +2011-09-12.txt:19:31:50: <oerjan> <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: I and Taneb can never meet. <-- wait, wouldn't it be ok as long as it is nowhere near hexham? +2011-09-12.txt:19:32:59: <Phantom_Hoover> nooga, fun fact: Hexham is Borders slang for hell. +2011-09-12.txt:19:38:09: <elliott> ais523: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:40:54: <Phantom_Hoover> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:41:58: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, sorry, http://maps.google.com/maps?q=from:+hexham+to:+edinburgh+to:+68.269125,19.376158&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=48.224673,1.318359&spn=31.503035,57.65625&sll=53.917281,-1.801758&sspn=6.951905,14.414062&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&vpsrc=6&dirflg=w&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:45:19: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: oklopol: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:helsinki+to:Kiruna,+Sweden&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3B%3B&sll=67.554754,18.797607&sspn=2.773689,11.634521&vpsrc=0&hl=en&dirflg=w&mra=ls&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:46:05: <Deewiant> http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=59.800634,10.634766&spn=31.091097,70.136719&sll=59.800634,10.195313&sspn=31.091097,70.136719 +2011-09-12.txt:19:46:56: <Taneb> http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=59.800634,10.634766&spn=31.091097,70.136719&sll=59.800634,10.195313&sspn=31.091097,70.136719 +2011-09-12.txt:19:47:25: <elliott> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Riga,+Latvia+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3B%3BFVQelgMdAId8ASmRBiGWxwuSRjFj9-I7hL1OzQ%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&sll=59.592995,11.21014&sspn=29.97045,93.076172&vpsrc=0&hl=en&mra=ls&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:48:25: <oklopol> i could even fly to hexham but i guess that'd defeat the purpose +2011-09-12.txt:19:51:00: <elliott> olsner: this is our base route: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Riga,+Latvia+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3BFWjvZAMdks9vASntPQflsM_uRjEw_vJozc8ABA%3BFVQelgMdAId8ASmRBiGWxwuSRjFj9-I7hL1OzQ%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&sll=59.592995,11.21014&sspn=29.97045,93.076172&vpsrc=6&hl=en&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&ll=59.888937, +2011-09-12.txt:19:56:26: <Taneb> We've got to get to Northern Sweden from Hexham via Scotland, Belgium, England, Netherlands, England, Denmark, Germany, Latvia, Sweden, Estonia and Finland together without meeting +2011-09-12.txt:20:05:14: <Taneb> That's a bit like Hexham, then +2011-09-13.txt:18:34:55: <elliott> `log hexham +2011-09-13.txt:18:34:58: <HackEgo> 2010-12-18.txt:20:50:50: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, I DETEST YOU AND I AM ALREADY ON A TRAIN TO HEXHAM TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A LAMP POST. +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:19: <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb has 'Hexham' on ping. +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:31: <elliott> `log hexham +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:35: <HackEgo> 2011-09-12.txt:19:48:25: <oklopol> i could even fly to hexham but i guess that'd defeat the purpose +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:50: <elliott> `log hexham +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:54: <HackEgo> 2011-07-16.txt:22:00:56: <oklofok> well i kind of live in hexham too +2011-09-13.txt:20:23:11: <Taneb> It's actually bigger than Hexham +2011-09-13.txt:20:24:23: <Taneb> Wow, Hexham and Scotland have swapped populations +2011-09-13.txt:20:24:47: <Gregor> BUT WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF HEXHAM (the land of six pigs) +2011-09-13.txt:20:28:31: <Taneb> Practically in Hexham +2011-09-16.txt:15:12:50: <Taneb> I blame the awful weather in Hexham +2011-09-16.txt:16:33:39: <fizzie> Hexham, Latvia. +2011-09-17.txt:21:08:33: <ais523> elliott: Subject: [SPAM?] SPAM: example viagra cialis hexham didgeridoo +2011-09-17.txt:21:09:22: <monqy> viagra cialis hexham didgeridoo +2011-09-18.txt:00:58:31: <ais523> perhaps I should give lessons in-channel, so elliott doesn't have to walk all the way from Hexham to attend them +2011-09-18.txt:16:30:45: <Ngevd> I think there's actually someone near HEXHAM, THE CAPITAL OF ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING who does it for a living +2011-09-18.txt:16:41:32: <Phantom_Hoover> <Ngevd> I think there's actually someone near HEXHAM, THE CAPITAL OF ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING who does it for a living +2011-09-18.txt:18:54:32: <Ngevd> It was invented by someone from Hexham +2011-09-20.txt:16:38:58: <Ngevd> It thinks Hexham's in... Israel? So I have to say I'm in the middle of the Atlantic to compensate +2011-09-20.txt:16:39:53: <fizzie> There's a Hexham everywhere. +2011-09-20.txt:16:40:58: <fizzie> Hexham is where the heart is. <- An old Chinese proverb. +2011-09-20.txt:20:18:48: <elliott> i'm in the great fridge we call "hexham +2011-09-20.txt:20:20:16: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, wait, what's the nearest city to Hexham. +2011-09-20.txt:20:22:09: <elliott> Has nobody told Phantom_Hoover about the wormhole near Hexham? +2011-09-21.txt:18:42:25: <elliott_> "The esolanger who is aware of IWC's existence who is regularly in #esoteric and who lives in Hexham" was pretty ambiguous before he came along :P +2011-09-21.txt:18:42:38: <ais523> wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric? +2011-09-21.txt:18:43:04: <ais523> given that Hexham is minor enough that elliott_ was surprised that I'd heard of it +2011-09-21.txt:18:43:19: <Gregor> It's surprising that they've never met given that the entire population of Hexham is six pigs and twelve farmers to maintain the six pigs. +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:26: <elliott_> <ais523> wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric? +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:41: <elliott_> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:55: <ais523> I thought it was reasonably well-known that elliott_ lived in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:46:16: <elliott_> `pastelogs hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:47:06: <ais523> 2008-03-14.txt:20:48:37: <Deewiant> google suggests hexham, england +2011-09-21.txt:18:48:19: <elliott_> ais523: tl;dr Taneb mentioned he was from Northumberland, PH said "please don't tell me you live in Hexham", Taneb freaked out. +2011-09-21.txt:18:48:31: <ais523> Deewiant: ah, so elliott_ was a known hexham/just-next-to-hexham resident before the codu logs started +2011-09-21.txt:18:50:47: <Ngevd> I sometimes where a John Egbert shirt in Hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:50:57: <Ngevd> That is, in the middle of Hexham +2011-09-21.txt:19:35:11: <elliott> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:19:35:27: <olsner> `log hexham +2011-09-21.txt:19:35:32: <HackEgo> 2011-09-21.txt:18:45:26: <elliott_> <ais523> wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric? +2011-09-21.txt:19:36:02: <ais523> `pastelogs hexham
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11140 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,44 @@ +310) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +350) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +353) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +384) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +405) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +428) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +430) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +466) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +472) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +473) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +478) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +479) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +486) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +508) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +531) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +535) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +536) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +537) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +538) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +543) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +559) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +567) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +580) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +586) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +593) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +607) <monqy> i agree with elliott +608) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +627) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +631) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +654) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +679) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +701) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +706) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +718) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +749) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +798) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird +824) <elliott_> (help why are german) <monqy> i play the german version of crawl <elliott_> i +826) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes +831) <monqy> 200 and 20 are the same <monqy> different notations for the same thing +837) <monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible +838) <elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine +840) <monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode. <monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you +845) <monqy> ophanim: omee~ +846) <monqy> if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him <monqy> i would also need a clone machine
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11204 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,163 @@ +==> wisdom/? <== +? is wisdom + +==> wisdom/ais523 <== +ais523 is ais523. This topic may retroactively become more informative if or when Feather is invented. + +==> wisdom/augur <== +augur took no cakes. + +==> wisdom/banach-tarski <== +"Banach-Tarski" is an anagram of "Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski". + +==> wisdom/c <== +C is the language of��V�>WIד�.��Segmentation fault + +==> wisdom/cakeprophet <== +:> + +==> wisdom/category <== +Categories are just categories. + +==> wisdom/coppro <== +coppro prefers his nickname, Pooppy. + +==> wisdom/egobot <== +EgoBot is my arch-nemesis. + +==> wisdom/elliott <== +elliott wrote this learn DB, and wrote or improved many of the other commands in this bot. He probably has done other things? + +==> wisdom/esoteric <== +This channel is about programming -- for the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net. + +==> wisdom/everyone <== +Everyone in here is mad. + +==> wisdom/finland <== +Finland is a European country. There are two people in Finland, and at least five of them are in this channel. Corun drives the bus. + +==> wisdom/finns <== +Finns are helpful, albeit grossly overpopulated (cf. 'Finland'). + +==> wisdom/fizzie <== +fizzie is rumoured to be written in Funge-98. + +==> wisdom/flower <== +flower. what IS a flower? + +==> wisdom/friendship <== +friendship wisdom + +==> wisdom/functor <== +Functors are just morphisms in the category of small categories + +==> wisdom/fungot <== +fungot cannot be stopped by that sword alone. + +==> wisdom/glogbot <== +glogbot is a snitch, don't trust it. + +==> wisdom/gregor <== +Gregor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible. + +==> wisdom/hackego <== +HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you imagine it's running as root with no sandboxing. + +==> wisdom/haskell <== +Haskell is preferred by 9 out of 10 esoteric programmers. Ask your GP today! http://learnyouahaskell.com/ + +==> wisdom/ievan <== +ievan is basically http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI + +==> wisdom/intercal <== +INTERCAL has excellent features for modular program for the enterprise market. + +==> wisdom/itidus20 <== +itidus20 is horny 60 year olds having cybersex in minecraft + +==> wisdom/itidus21 <== +itidus21 just made some instant coffee. + +==> wisdom/kallisti <== +kallisti is a former prophet swearing off his pastry deity + +==> wisdom/lifthrasiir <== +lifthrasiir is shunned by the rest of his country for being no good at League of Legends. + +==> wisdom/mad <== +"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here." + +==> wisdom/misspellings of croissant <== +misspellings of crosant? ¯\(°_o)/¯ + +==> wisdom/monad <== +Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors. + +==> wisdom/monads <== +Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors. + +==> wisdom/monoid <== +Monoids are just categories with a single object. + +==> wisdom/monqy <== +The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details. + +==> wisdom/ngevd <== +=X˜ï~šq@(€Ç˜¦ÀjŦF0›ß¿ÅNrð#SǶa§ ÈÂo×éXˆÙü + +==> wisdom/nooga <== +nooga hate OS X. NOOGA SMASH. + +==> wisdom/oerjan <== +Your evil overlord oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. + +==> wisdom/oklopol <== +oklopol "so i hear these blogs are getting popular, people like writing about their lives and shit. on this thing called the internet which is like a neural network only really stupid." + +==> wisdom/phantom___hoover <== +Phantom___Hoover sucks at ghosting himself. + +==> wisdom/phantom__hoover <== +Phantom__Hoover can't decide what an appropriate number of underscores is. + +==> wisdom/phantom_hoover <== +Phantom_Hoover is a true Scotsman and hatheist. + +==> wisdom/php <== +PHP is preferred by 9 out of 10 idiots, and past elliott. Ask your GP today! [Website redacted] + +==> wisdom/qdb <== +qdb is used like: `quote; `quote regexp; `quote id; `addquote ...; `delquote id; `pastequotes regexp; `pastenquotes [n]; see also qdbformat + +==> wisdom/qdbformat <== +qdbformat is: <nick> message; * nick action; two spaces between messages; all elisions marked with [...] other than irrelevant intervening messages; for messages separated by elision, one space on each side, not two + +==> wisdom/quine <== +`? quine + +==> wisdom/sgeo <== +Sgeo invented Metaplace sex. + +==> wisdom/shachaf <== + +==> wisdom/taneb <== +Taneb is not actually Ngevd, no matter what you may have heard. + +==> wisdom/u <== +u monad? + +==> wisdom/vorpal <== +Vorpal is really boring. Seriously, you have no idea. + +==> wisdom/welcome <== +Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page + +==> wisdom/wiki <== +The wiki is at http://esolangs.org/wiki + +==> wisdom/you <== +you a haskell + +==> wisdom/zzo38 <== +zzo38 is not actually the next version of fungot, much as it may seem.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11295 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +2012-09-06.txt:07:40:07: <itidus21> `pastelogs einstein.*java
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11427 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/sh +echo "$1 has $(lib/karma "$1") karma."
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11437 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,777 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +19) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +30) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +31) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +32) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +33) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +34) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +35) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +36) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +37) <Dylan> kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? +38) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +39) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +40) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +41) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +42) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +43) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +44) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +45) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +46) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +47) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +48) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +49) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +50) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +51) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +52) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +53) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +54) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +55) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +56) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +57) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +58) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +59) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +60) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +61) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +62) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +63) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +64) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +65) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +66) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +67) <fax> im the worst person in the world +68) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +69) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +70) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +71) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +72) <Madelon> I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 <Madelon> not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> +73) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +74) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +75) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +76) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +77) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! +78) <Warrigal> What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? <apollo> Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +79) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +80) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +81) <Eeyore> I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +82) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +83) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +84) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +85) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +86) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +87) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +88) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +89) <virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +90) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +91) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +92) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +93) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +94) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +95) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +96) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +97) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +98) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +99) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +100) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +101) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +102) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +103) <Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +104) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +105) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> +106) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +107) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +108) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +109) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +110) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +111) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +112) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +113) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +114) <alise> use "grep --crazy" +115) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| +116) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +117) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +118) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +119) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +120) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +121) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +122) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +123) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +124) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +125) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +126) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +127) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +128) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +129) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +130) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +131) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +132) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +133) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +134) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +135) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +136) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +137) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +138) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +139) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +140) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +141) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +142) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +143) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +144) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +145) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +146) <Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related. +147) <cheater99> incest is best +148) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +149) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +150) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +151) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +152) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +153) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +154) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +155) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +156) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +157) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +158) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +159) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +160) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +161) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +162) <ais523> it was too difficult +163) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +164) <ais523> you should be eating corpses more +165) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +166) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +167) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +168) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +169) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right +170) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +171) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +172) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +173) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +174) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +175) <pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +176) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +177) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +178) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) +179) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +180) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +181) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +182) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +183) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +184) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +185) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +186) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +187) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +188) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +189) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +190) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +191) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +192) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +193) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +194) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +195) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +196) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +197) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +198) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +199) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +200) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +201) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +202) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +203) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +204) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +205) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +206) <Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead +207) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +208) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +209) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +210) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +211) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +212) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +213) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +214) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +215) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +216) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +217) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +218) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +219) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +220) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +221) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +222) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +223) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +224) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +225) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +226) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +227) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +228) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +229) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +230) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +231) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +232) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +233) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +234) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +235) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +236) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +237) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +238) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +239) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +240) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +241) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +242) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +243) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +244) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +245) <ais523> yay CDE +246) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +247) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +248) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +249) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +250) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +251) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +252) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +253) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +254) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +255) * quintopia sits on gregor +256) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +257) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +258) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +259) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +260) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +261) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +262) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +263) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +264) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +265) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +266) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +267) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now! +268) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +269) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +270) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +271) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +272) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +273) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +274) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +275) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +276) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +277) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +278) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +279) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +280) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +281) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +282) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +283) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +284) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +285) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +286) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +287) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +288) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +289) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +290) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +291) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +292) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +293) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +294) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +295) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +296) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +297) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +298) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +299) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +300) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +301) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +302) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +303) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +304) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +305) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +306) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +307) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +308) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +309) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +310) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +311) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +312) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +313) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +314) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +315) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +316) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +317) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +318) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +319) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +320) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +321) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +322) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +323) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +324) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +325) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +326) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +327) <oklopol> i'm really sleep +328) <Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +329) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +330) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +331) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +332) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +333) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +334) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +335) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +336) <zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +337) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +338) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +339) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +340) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +341) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +342) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +343) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +344) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +345) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +346) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +347) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +348) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +349) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +350) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +351) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +352) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +353) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME +354) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +355) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +356) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +357) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +358) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +359) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +360) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +361) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +362) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +363) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +364) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +365) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +366) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +367) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +368) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +369) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +370) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +371) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +372) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +373) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +374) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +375) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +376) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +377) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +378) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +379) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +380) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +381) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +382) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +383) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +384) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +385) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +386) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +387) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +388) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +389) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +390) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +391) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +392) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +393) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +394) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +395) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +396) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +397) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +398) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +399) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +400) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +401) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +402) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +403) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +404) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +405) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +406) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +407) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +408) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +409) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +410) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +411) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +412) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +413) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +414) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +415) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +416) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +417) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +418) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +419) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +420) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +421) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +422) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +423) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +424) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +425) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +426) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +427) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +428) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +429) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +430) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +431) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +432) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +433) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +434) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +435) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +436) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right! +437) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +438) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +439) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +440) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +441) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +442) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +443) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +444) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +445) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +446) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +447) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +448) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +449) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +450) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +451) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +452) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +453) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +454) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +455) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +456) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +457) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +458) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +459) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +460) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +461) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +462) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +463) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +464) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +465) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +466) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +467) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +468) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +469) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +470) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +471) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +472) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +473) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +474) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +475) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +476) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +477) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +478) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +479) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +480) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +481) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +482) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +483) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +484) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +485) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +486) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +487) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +488) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +489) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +490) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +491) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +492) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +493) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +494) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +495) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +496) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +497) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +498) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +499) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +500) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +501) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +502) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +503) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +504) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +505) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +506) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +507) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +508) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +509) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +510) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +511) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +512) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +513) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +514) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +515) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +516) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +517) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +518) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +519) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +520) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +521) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +522) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +523) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +524) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +525) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +526) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +527) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +528) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +529) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +530) <itidus20> what i mean by afk is <itidus20> i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +531) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +532) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +533) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +534) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +535) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +536) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +537) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +538) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +539) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +540) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +541) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +542) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +543) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +544) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +545) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +546) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +547) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +548) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +549) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +550) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +551) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +552) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +553) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +554) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +555) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +556) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +557) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +558) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +559) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +560) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +561) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +562) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +563) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +564) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +565) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +566) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +567) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +568) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +569) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +570) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +571) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +572) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +573) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +574) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +575) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +576) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +577) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +578) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +579) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +580) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +581) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +582) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +583) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +584) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +585) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +586) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +587) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +588) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +589) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +590) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +591) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +592) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +593) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +594) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +595) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +596) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +597) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +598) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +599) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +600) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +601) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +602) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +603) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +604) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +605) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +606) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +607) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +608) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +609) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +610) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +611) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +612) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +613) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +614) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +615) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +616) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +617) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +618) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +619) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +620) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +621) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +622) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +623) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +624) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +625) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +626) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +627) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +628) <myndzi> lol :( +629) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +630) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +631) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +632) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr +633) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +634) <ais523> it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +635) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +636) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +637) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +638) <monqy> i agree with elliott +639) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +640) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +641) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +642) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +643) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +644) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +645) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +646) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +647) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +648) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +649) <olsner> I think stealing is more appropriate +650) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +651) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +652) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +653) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +654) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +655) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +656) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +657) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +658) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +659) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +660) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +661) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +662) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +663) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +664) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +665) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +666) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +667) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +668) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +669) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +670) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +671) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +672) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +673) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +674) <fizzie> It's missing the "bear scat showing a diet of prime numbers" picture. +675) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +676) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +677) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +678) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +679) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +680) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +681) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +682) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +683) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +684) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +685) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +686) <elliott> Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. +687) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +688) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +689) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +690) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +691) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +692) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +693) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +694) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +695) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +696) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +697) <Sgeo|web> ...Overlapping? +698) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +699) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +700) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +701) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +702) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +703) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +704) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +705) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +706) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +707) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +708) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +709) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +710) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +711) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +712) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +713) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +714) <QuickDirtyOS> Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS +715) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +716) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +717) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +718) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +719) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +720) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +721) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +722) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +723) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +724) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +725) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +726) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +727) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +728) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +729) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +730) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +731) <CakeProphet> I like category theory because when you get over how damn weird it is it's still weird. +732) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +733) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +734) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +735) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +736) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +737) <elliott>.Ah. +738) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +739) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +740) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +741) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +742) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky +743) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +744) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +745) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +746) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +747) <pikhq_> Gregor is actually a rare species of mangoat <oerjan> the fashion sense comes from the mango part +748) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +749) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +750) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +751) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +752) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +753) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +754) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +755) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +756) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +757) <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. <Phantom_Hoover> Oops. +758) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +759) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +760) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. +761) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +762) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +763) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +764) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +765) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +766) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +767) <elliott> I hate you. +768) <fizzie> The mutable-integer Linux. +769) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... +770) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +771) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +772) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +773) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +774) <oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +775) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +776) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +777) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
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He who worshipeth me geteth chicks and money. +2003-01-27.txt:22:08:14: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to POPE, the Paratheo-anametamystikhood Of Programming Esoteric || logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-27.txt:23:48:27: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to POPE, the Paratheo-anametamystikhood Of hmProgramming Esoteric || logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-27.txt:23:48:37: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to POPE, the Paratheo-anametamystikhood Of Programming Esoteric || logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-28.txt:04:07:12: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to POPE, the Paratechno-anametamystikhood Of Programming Esoteric +2003-02-13.txt:21:17:45: -!- Iceman01 changed the topic of #esoteric to: 'Brainfuck' +2003-02-13.txt:21:22:58: -!- exarkun changed the topic of #esoteric to: Trefunge > Brainfuck +2003-02-13.txt:21:23:39: -!- Iceman01 changed the topic of #esoteric to: :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP +2003-02-13.txt:22:58:20: -!- calamari changed the topic of #esoteric to: possible ESOFunk VM instruction set http://www.azstarnet.com/~jeffryj/esofunk4.asm Suggestions please +2003-02-15.txt:12:57:34: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: N O W A R +2003-02-24.txt:04:54:07: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: MAKE FOO, NOT WAR +2003-03-12.txt:20:50:05: -!- calamari changed the topic of #esoteric to: not vaporware: BFBasic compiler at http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/bfbasic.zip +2003-03-14.txt:18:42:58: -!- calamari changed the topic of #esoteric to: BFBasic compiler 0.70: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/bfbasic.zip +2003-04-06.txt:20:10:25: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: BFBasic compiler 0.70: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/bfbasic.zip || http://www.chilliwilli.co.uk/ff/ <--- How many more senseless Brainf*ck variations must we endure? Didn't we learn anything from 'Ook'? +2003-04-09.txt:05:32:33: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: BFBasic compiler 0.70: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/bfbasic.zip || http://www.chilliwilli.co.uk/ff/ <--- How many more senseless Brainf*ck variations must we endure? Didn't we learn anything from 'Ook'? Or from E??! Or from BEST!?!?!? +2003-05-03.txt:19:16:49: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Discoflux! +2003-05-31.txt:22:00:12: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Syuday! +2003-05-31.txt:22:00:32: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Syaday! +2003-06-03.txt:10:59:09: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: -><- +2003-06-21.txt:19:51:33: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Summer Solstice! +2003-07-04.txt:14:50:57: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: make your time +2003-07-09.txt:03:33:56: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: This just in: HTML solves the halting problem! Millions rejoice! +2003-07-11.txt:03:26:49: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://cyberspace.org/~lament/abuse.html +2003-07-31.txt:00:26:36: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.stephensykes.com/choon/choon.html +2003-08-05.txt:20:55:02: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://cyberspace.org/~lament/thue.html - Instructions on the bottom of the can +2003-08-11.txt:19:25:47: -!- sterling.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://cyberspace.org/~lament/thue.html - Instructions on the bottom of the can +2003-09-04.txt:00:37:31: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: SKI combinators in Maple! Woo! "s:=a->b->c->a(c)(b(c)); k:=x->y->x; i:=x->x;" +2003-09-08.txt:13:18:44: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Esoteric irish camel! || SKI combinators in Maple! Woo! "s:=a->b->c->a(c)(b(c)); k:=x->y->x; i:=x->x;" +2003-09-27.txt:05:45:00: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Bureflux! +2003-10-21.txt:00:46:32: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Happy Aftermath! +2003-10-22.txt:03:20:32: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to #esoteric. For every new user you bring in you will get $10,- worth of coupons! +2003-10-22.txt:03:40:16: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Please don't forget to add your new language at http://dmoz.org/Computers/Programming/Languages/Obfuscated/ (or any other related category) +2003-10-24.txt:01:03:56: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Destroy, Erase, Improve. +2003-10-25.txt:00:33:15: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Happy Maladay! +2003-10-27.txt:00:57:05: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.icehouse.net/nungester/HP16C_e{1,2}.jpg -- and don't forget to celebrate maladay. +2003-11-06.txt:03:23:17: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.icehouse.net/nungester/HP16C_e{1,2}.jpg || http://www.kisa.ca/oou.html - not a programming language, but certainly an esoteric one +2003-11-24.txt:09:41:53: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Non-self-referential statements are false. +2003-12-08.txt:21:23:02: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Afflux! +2003-12-17.txt:07:12:31: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Yuletide! It's never too early! +2003-12-24.txt:09:24:37: -!- calamari_ changed the topic of #esoteric to: Why is there an 'L' in Noel? +2003-12-24.txt:11:44:11: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: Why is there an 'L' in Noel? | Because "Noël" is prettier than "Noë"? +2003-12-24.txt:11:47:31: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: Why is there an 'L' in Noel? || Because "Noël" is prettier than an "L"? Errr... +2004-01-06.txt:01:18:37: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Why is there an 'L' in Noel? || Because "Noël" is prettier than an "L"? Errr... || Celebrate Mungday! +2004-02-11.txt:21:14:08: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the esoteric programming channel! Logs of previous discussion are available at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2004-02-11.txt:21:16:46: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Mungday! +2004-02-20.txt:01:00:07: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Chaoflux! +2004-02-21.txt:14:35:46: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: We discordians must stick apart. +2004-02-22.txt:07:38:05: -!- Eris changed the topic of #esoteric to: Discordianism is off-topic in this channel. Anybody discussing it will be banned. +2004-03-11.txt:00:56:09: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.geocities.com/sacredmonkey00/ijupuna/index.html +2004-03-11.txt:00:56:41: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.geocities.com/sacredmonkey00/ijupuna/index.html (anybody wanna write an interpreter?) +2004-03-19.txt:22:25:24: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Mojoday! +2004-04-01.txt:01:20:09: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2002/8/30/175531/763 <--- Obfuscated J-ish interpreter... Or is it? :) +2004-04-16.txt:20:07:11: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Esolang is alive! +2004-04-23.txt:07:29:23: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Esolang is alive! UNLIKE THIS CHANNEL +2004-04-27.txt:19:34:13: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcoome to the Pit. +2004-04-27.txt:19:34:16: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit. +2004-04-28.txt:02:21:26: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit. Edwinb is the mushroom guy. +2004-04-28.txt:02:45:56: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit. Edwinb is the mushroom guy. Strange attraction to strange attractors: http://www.doxpara.com/pics/index.php?album=phentropy/ . +2004-04-28.txt:03:01:22: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit. Edwinb is the mushroom guy. Strange attraction to strange attractors: http://www.doxpara.com/pics/index.php?album=phentropy/ . Compilers to the right, hallucinogenics to the left. +2004-04-29.txt:20:03:20: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit, talk to edwinb to get some free mushroom samples. -- http://www.doxpara.com/pics/index.php?album=phentropy/ -- http://www.electricsheep.org/ +2004-04-29.txt:20:04:05: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit, talk to edwinb to get some free mushroom samples. -- http://electricsheep.org/ +2004-05-01.txt:02:17:05: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ please provide feedback. the wiki will be ready Really Soon Now. +2004-05-01.txt:08:36:07: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ please provide feedback. the wiki will be ready Really Soon Now. -- language of the week: http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/ook.html write something in/for ook. +2004-05-07.txt:05:36:40: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ please provide feedback. the wiki will be ready Really Soon Now. -- language of the week: http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/ook.html write something in/for ook. || http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm +2004-05-18.txt:22:13:04: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ (we need feedback). http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm +2004-05-18.txt:22:17:06: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ (we need feedback). http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm || Catseye isn't dead! +2004-05-18.txt:22:18:58: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ (we need feedback). http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm || Catseye isn't dead! http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ +2004-05-24.txt:15:00:15: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ -- http://fasd.ethz.ch/qsf/ +2004-06-16.txt:22:43:04: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ -- http://fasd.ethz.ch/qsf/ || http://www.randelshofer.ch/fhw/gri/holzi.html +2004-07-07.txt:15:18:37: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ -- http://fasd.ethz.ch/qsf/ || http://www.randelshofer.ch/fhw/gri/holzi.html +2004-07-28.txt:06:45:35: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html +2004-08-25.txt:23:33:38: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html +2004-08-26.txt:17:44:46: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html -- http://s48.org/ (Scheme48 v1.1) +2004-10-24.txt:01:23:59: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html -- http://s48.org/ (Scheme48 v1.1) +2004-12-11.txt:22:08:26: -!- mtve changed the topic of #esoteric to: please change the topic +2004-12-11.txt:22:25:44: -!- ZeroOne changed the topic of #esoteric to: OK, here is a new topic: http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/foot.htm +2004-12-24.txt:06:57:28: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.thesard.org/~foo/supercoder.jpg +2005-03-17.txt:19:51:13: -!- calamari changed the topic of #esoteric to: Logical Brain**** Competition, http://sourceforge.net/forum/forum.php?thread_id=1244436&forum_id=201037 +2005-04-05.txt:09:47:13: -!- Keymaker changed the topic of #esoteric to: Logical Brainfuck Competition; http://sourceforge.net/forum/forum.php?thread_id=1249789&forum_id=201037 +2005-04-05.txt:09:47:32: <Keymaker> i changed the topic to point to the topic with the confirmed rules +2005-04-15.txt:22:55:36: -!- Keymaker changed the topic of #esoteric to: Return your LBFC MD5(s) at http://sourceforge.net/forum/forum.php?thread_id=1267769&forum_id=201037 +2005-04-19.txt:16:31:09: -!- Keymaker changed the topic of #esoteric to: Laurent won again; http://sourceforge.net/forum/forum.php?thread_id=1269322&forum_id=201037 +2005-05-04.txt:21:46:31: -!- Keymaker changed the topic of #esoteric to: Somebody make a cooler topic! +2005-05-04.txt:21:51:47: -!- GregorR-L changed the topic of #esoteric to: Time to fight with BF! Learn FYB (http://www.befunge.org/fyb/) and challenge Gregor's logicex-1.fyb! +2005-05-14.txt:13:11:03: -!- Keymaker changed the topic of #esoteric to: A new brainfuck site http://www.bf-hacks.org/ is opened! +2005-05-14.txt:13:28:59: -!- Keymaker changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! +2005-05-22.txt:21:19:51: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ +2005-05-24.txt:13:33:21: -!- pgimeno changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang Preservation project info: http://tinyurl.com/d3fk5 +2005-05-28.txt:02:57:01: -!- graue changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang Preservation project info: http://tinyurl.com/d3fk5 ~ Esolang wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/Main_Page +2005-06-02.txt:20:35:54: -!- puzzlet changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang Preservation project info: http://tinyurl.com/d3fk5 ~ Esolang wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page +2005-06-02.txt:20:46:32: -!- pgimeno changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page +2005-06-02.txt:20:47:27: -!- graue changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ +2005-06-14.txt:01:09:56: -!- iamnothere changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ Please pray for my package to arrive safely in La Puente CA. thnx much! +2005-06-18.txt:02:52:42: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ Please pray for my package to arrive safely in Mumbai, India. thnx much! +2005-06-24.txt:00:26:36: -!- harkeyahh changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ Thank you for your prayers my children. The package arrived safely into the arms of a 10,000 pound elephant. +2005-08-11.txt:19:20:26: -!- int-e changed the topic of #esoteric to: Uhm, where are these archives again? +2005-08-11.txt:19:21:11: -!- int-e changed the topic of #esoteric to: archives of previous discussions can be found at http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2005-08-11.txt:19:26:18: -!- int-e changed the topic of #esoteric to: archives of previous discussions can be found at http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ and also at http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2005-10-11.txt:03:09:26: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - #esoteric is not associated with the joke language Perl, please visit www.perl.org - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2005-10-11.txt:03:09:35: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - #esoteric is not associated with the joke language Perl, please visit www.perl.org - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2005-10-19.txt:23:27:10: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric || Welcome esobot, a False interpreter, prefix commands with a '!' +2005-10-19.txt:23:28:31: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric || Welcome falsebot, a False interpreter, prefix commands with a '!' +2005-10-19.txt:23:30:40: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for estoeric language design and deployment - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot is a False interpreter, prefix commands with a '!' +2005-10-19.txt:23:31:07: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot is a False interpreter, prefix commands with a '!' +2005-10-20.txt:20:34:00: -!- GregorR-L changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot is a False interpreter, prefix commands with a '!' +2005-10-21.txt:08:27:55: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot: !<false>, GlassBot: G!<Glass> +2005-10-22.txt:05:13:52: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot: !<false>, GlassBot: G!<Glass>, BFBot: BF!<BF> +2005-10-22.txt:21:55:51: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot: F!<false>, GlassBot: G!<Glass>, BFBot: BF!<BF> +2005-10-22.txt:21:58:33: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot: F!<false>, GlassBot: G!<Glass>, BFBot: BF!<BF>, EsoBot: E!help +2005-10-25.txt:05:34:33: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot: F!<false>, EsoBot: E!help, EgoBot: !help +2005-10-28.txt:22:13:25: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot: F!<false>, EgoBot: !help +2005-11-01.txt:03:26:54: -!- graue changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, +2005-11-01.txt:03:27:27: -!- graue changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot: F!<false>, EgoBot: !help - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang +2005-11-01.txt:03:31:59: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - falsebot: F!<false>, EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ -logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2005-11-01.txt:03:32:11: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - falsebot: F!<false>, EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2005-11-01.txt:07:30:07: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - blog: http://esoteric.blogssuck.com/ - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - mailing list: http://www.deadmailinglists.com/e/es/eso/esot/esoteric_programming - falsebot: F!<false>, EgoBot: !help - don't !list in here, and no pr0n except for ASCII art (which is actually encouraged) - wiki: http://esolangs.org/w +2005-11-01.txt:07:31:46: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - falsebot: F!<false>, EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2006-01-06.txt:05:08:48: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: #fuck, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - falsebot: F!<false>, EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2006-01-06.txt:05:10:44: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: #fuck, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2006-01-06.txt:05:54:11: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2006-02-05.txt:00:24:41: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric || The channel is moving to ####esoteric. Thanks +2006-02-05.txt:00:25:07: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2006-02-05.txt:00:25:18: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric || To abide with the freenode policy, the channel is moving to ################esoteric +2006-02-05.txt:00:25:23: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2006-02-05.txt:08:44:33: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck +2006-05-30.txt:00:07:40: -!- SimonRC changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - wikis: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/ http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck +2006-05-30.txt:00:10:07: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck +2006-07-25.txt:09:29:12: -!- Keymaker changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest +2006-08-25.txt:21:52:45: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: #hadamard, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest +2006-08-26.txt:01:05:26: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: #religion, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest +2006-08-26.txt:19:11:12: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: ##quantum, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest +2006-08-26.txt:20:21:18: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest +2006-08-26.txt:20:21:34: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest +2006-09-16.txt:23:01:12: -!- CakeProphet changed the topic of #esoteric to: //~|RIP Lilo|~\ #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki +2006-10-05.txt:18:59:41: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006 +2006-10-05.txt:19:54:50: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest +2006-10-21.txt:21:33:22: -!- jix changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest - http://esolangs.org/wiki/Adjudicate +2006-10-21.txt:21:34:33: -!- jix changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - http://esolangs.org/wiki/Adjudicated_Blind_Collaborative_Design_Esolang_Factory +2006-10-24.txt:00:11:05: -!- Sgeo changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - http://esolangs.org/wiki/Adjudicated_Blind_Collaborative_Design_Esolang_Factory | http://www.ha +2006-10-29.txt:14:48:50: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - http://esolangs.org/wiki/Adjudicated_Blind_Collaborative_Design_Esolang_Factory +2006-11-26.txt:07:44:16: -!- encoded changed the topic of #esoteric to: Read the principia discordia! +2006-11-26.txt:07:45:39: -!- bsmntbombdood changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - http://esolangs.org/wiki/Adjudicated_Blind_Collaborative_Design_Esolang_Factory +2006-12-22.txt:18:31:37: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - NO IRP ALLOWED +2006-12-28.txt:19:07:24: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - NO IRP ALLOWED - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ +2007-01-08.txt:21:16:48: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - IRP ALLOWED - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ +2007-01-17.txt:12:02:11: -!- ais523 changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help (currently down) - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - IRP ALLOWED - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ +2007-01-31.txt:03:25:45: -!- SevenInchBread changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help (currently down) - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ +2007-02-28.txt:13:07:18: -!- ais523 changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ +2007-05-02.txt:01:14:58: -!- pikhq changed the topic of #esoteric to: - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - +2007-05-02.txt:01:15:32: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ +2007-05-02.txt:01:15:38: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ +2007-05-02.txt:01:16:10: -!- pikhq changed the topic of #esoteric to: - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or ttp://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | 09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0 +2007-05-02.txt:01:59:54: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or ttp://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | 09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0 +2007-05-02.txt:02:01:45: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | 09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0 +2007-05-02.txt:02:04:50: <GregorR> * pikhq has changed the topic to: - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or ttp://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | 09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0 +2007-05-16.txt:17:18:09: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | http://www.wolframscience.com/prizes/tm23/ +2007-05-29.txt:23:30:00: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | http://www.wolframscience.com/prizes/tm23/ | LOLCATS +2007-05-29.txt:23:30:52: -!- ehird` changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | http://www.wolframscience.com/prizes/tm23/ | LOLCODE is not an esolang +2007-05-29.txt:23:31:22: -!- ehird` changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | http://www.wolframscience.com/prizes/tm23/ | LOLCODE is not an esolang or any other form of language that mat +2007-05-29.txt:23:33:59: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | http://www.wolframscience.com/prizes/tm23/ +2007-06-16.txt:15:31:07: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ - Here be cannibals +2007-06-18.txt:16:12:52: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ - Aquà sé canibales +2007-06-18.txt:16:13:06: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ - Here be cannibals +2007-06-18.txt:16:15:09: <oerjan> ihope: you, bsmntbombdood and I got into a weird conversation, so i changed the topic appropriately +2007-06-19.txt:21:41:20: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ - Here be cannibals. (Eat bsmntbombdood first.) +2007-06-25.txt:07:49:03: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://www.ircbrowse.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ - Here be cannibals. (Eat bsmntbombdood first.) +2007-06-25.txt:21:42:10: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://www.ircbrowse.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ - Here be cannibals. 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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11442 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +2011-08-26.txt:20:09:35: <fizzie> Given that what you get from an n-gram is (n-1) words of context, I think it's pretty safe bet to say that the Markov assumption (of order n-1) will hold for most things you do with them. +2011-09-26.txt:13:03:19: <fizzie> CakeProphet: Certainly there are different ways to do language models; I just can't offhand figure out how to make a (sensible) language model that would use n-grams but not have the (n-1)-order Markov assumption. +2011-09-26.txt:16:54:56: <fizzie> tehporPekaC: There's an alternative solution which will always hit the target length, and thanks to the Markov assumption really shouldn't affect the distribution of the last characters of a word: when generating a word of length K with trigrams, first generate K-2 characters so that you ignore all "xy " entries. For the penultimate character, only consider such trigrams "xyz" for which any trigram "z? " exists. For the final character, only consider such trigr +2011-12-23.txt:09:46:31: <fizzie> "säänellaan" -- broken vowel harmony 1, Markov assumption 0. +2012-05-17.txt:14:19:28: <elliott> `pastlog markov assumption 0 +2012-05-17.txt:14:20:05: <elliott> `pastlog markov assumption +2012-05-17.txt:14:20:16: <HackEgo> 2011-08-26.txt:20:09:35: <fizzie> Given that what you get from an n-gram is (n-1) words of context, I think it's pretty safe bet to say that the Markov assumption (of order n-1) will hold for most things you do with them. +2012-05-17.txt:14:20:32: <elliott> `pastlog markov assumption +2012-05-17.txt:14:20:39: <HackEgo> 2011-08-26.txt:20:09:35: <fizzie> Given that what you get from an n-gram is (n-1) words of context, I think it's pretty safe bet to say that the Markov assumption (of order n-1) will hold for most things you do with them. +2012-05-17.txt:14:20:43: <elliott> How many things involving the Markov assumption can you say, you speech recognition researcher? +2012-05-17.txt:14:20:45: <elliott> `pastlog markov assumption +2012-05-17.txt:14:20:52: <HackEgo> 2011-09-26.txt:16:54:56: <fizzie> tehporPekaC: There's an alternative solution which will always hit the target length, and thanks to the Markov assumption really shouldn't affect the distribution of the last characters of a word: when generating a word of length K with trigrams, first generate K-2 characters so that you ignore all "xy " entries. For the penultimate character, only consider such trigrams "xyz" for +2012-05-17.txt:14:21:04: <elliott> `pastlog markov assumption +2012-05-17.txt:14:21:10: <HackEgo> 2011-09-26.txt:13:03:19: <fizzie> CakeProphet: Certainly there are different ways to do language models; I just can't offhand figure out how to make a (sensible) language model that would use n-grams but not have the (n-1)-order Markov assumption. +2012-05-17.txt:14:22:01: <elliott> `pastlog markov assumption +2012-05-17.txt:14:22:09: <HackEgo> 2011-09-26.txt:16:54:56: <fizzie> tehporPekaC: There's an alternative solution which will always hit the target length, and thanks to the Markov assumption really shouldn't affect the distribution of the last characters of a word: when generating a word of length K with trigrams, first generate K-2 characters so that you ignore all "xy " entries. For the penultimate character, only consider such trigrams "xyz" for +2012-05-17.txt:14:22:18: <elliott> `pastelogs markov assumption
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11476 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,56 @@ +2008-05-22.txt:01:00:29: <GregorR> It's a crummy GC and a simple switch-based interpreter. +2008-05-22.txt:01:00:29: <GregorR> It's a crummy GC and a simple switch-based interpreter. +2008-10-07.txt:22:52:11: <psygnisfive> that doesn't mean one isn't a crummy term. :P +2008-10-07.txt:22:52:11: <psygnisfive> that doesn't mean one isn't a crummy term. :P +2009-01-11.txt:19:44:09: <flexo> this cuba libre tastes a little much to .. rummy +2009-01-11.txt:19:44:09: <flexo> this cuba libre tastes a little much to .. rummy +2009-01-31.txt:20:30:47: <fizzie> Meh, MATLAB syntax is so crummy. I can't make it call an anonymous function without sticking it in a variable; the only form of function call is "name(args)", which must have a name in there. +2009-01-31.txt:20:30:47: <fizzie> Meh, MATLAB syntax is so crummy. I can't make it call an anonymous function without sticking it in a variable; the only form of function call is "name(args)", which must have a name in there. +2009-04-08.txt:19:55:58: <fizzie> Last I looked (admittedly I guess it's been over a year?) ATI's fglrx driver felt equally crummy to Nvidia's (at least as far as using it is concerned, I don't know about technical details), and the radeonhd driver was pretty alpha-quality. +2009-04-08.txt:19:55:58: <fizzie> Last I looked (admittedly I guess it's been over a year?) ATI's fglrx driver felt equally crummy to Nvidia's (at least as far as using it is concerned, I don't know about technical details), and the radeonhd driver was pretty alpha-quality. +2009-05-04.txt:21:39:15: <fizzie> Because the TILDE OPERATOR is obviously greater than some crummy ASCII tilde. +2009-05-04.txt:21:39:15: <fizzie> Because the TILDE OPERATOR is obviously greater than some crummy ASCII tilde. +2009-05-17.txt:19:58:26: <fizzie> My passive gf7600gt card, with it's crummy G73 gpu and no VDPAU support in the nvidia drivers, can't do 1080p video in this rather-less-than-high-end system. :/ (Admittedly I don't think I have any 1080p media either.) +2009-05-17.txt:19:58:26: <fizzie> My passive gf7600gt card, with it's crummy G73 gpu and no VDPAU support in the nvidia drivers, can't do 1080p video in this rather-less-than-high-end system. :/ (Admittedly I don't think I have any 1080p media either.) +2009-07-14.txt:22:29:03: <GregorR> I also mentioned that you should note that the Theremin...ist? is doing a pretty crummy job in that video, but it's totally not his fault since it's an impossible instrument. +2009-07-14.txt:22:29:03: <GregorR> I also mentioned that you should note that the Theremin...ist? is doing a pretty crummy job in that video, but it's totally not his fault since it's an impossible instrument. +2009-08-19.txt:04:43:04: <pikhq> GregorR: I hate to make you feel derivative, but: http://www.crummy.com/features/dada/ +2009-08-19.txt:04:43:04: <pikhq> GregorR: I hate to make you feel derivative, but: http://www.crummy.com/features/dada/ +2009-10-05.txt:14:14:42: <fizzie> TI-86 was the only "computer" I had that didn't already run it, I think. (Since the "POSIX" version just needs curses, and therefore probably runs on all "real computers", and the j2me version is midp-1-only so it works even on the crummy N-gage.) +2009-10-05.txt:14:14:42: <fizzie> TI-86 was the only "computer" I had that didn't already run it, I think. (Since the "POSIX" version just needs curses, and therefore probably runs on all "real computers", and the j2me version is midp-1-only so it works even on the crummy N-gage.) +2009-10-10.txt:04:29:44: <Gregor> OK, that's kind of crummy. +2009-10-10.txt:04:29:44: <Gregor> OK, that's kind of crummy. +2009-10-13.txt:06:00:13: <fizzie> There's a diff in Windows too; it's called "fc", and it's crummy, but it does compare two files. +2009-10-13.txt:06:00:13: <fizzie> There's a diff in Windows too; it's called "fc", and it's crummy, but it does compare two files. +2010-06-05.txt:17:40:25: <zzo38> Do you play? Bridge? Hearts? Poker? Solitaire? Gin Rummy? Pokemon Card? Tarot Card? +2010-06-05.txt:17:40:25: <zzo38> Do you play? Bridge? Hearts? Poker? Solitaire? Gin Rummy? Pokemon Card? Tarot Card? +2010-06-30.txt:23:39:41: <ehirdiphone> zzo38: Aditionsly I agree but what I'd we dud open up the universpectrummy +2010-06-30.txt:23:39:41: <ehirdiphone> zzo38: Aditionsly I agree but what I'd we dud open up the universpectrummy +2010-09-06.txt:21:31:12: <fizzie> alise: There's the tool called "split" that can (gasp!) split files. (Though it has a crummy syntax and strange output file names.) +2010-09-06.txt:21:31:28: <Vorpal> fizzie, crummy is an understatement +2010-09-06.txt:21:31:12: <fizzie> alise: There's the tool called "split" that can (gasp!) split files. (Though it has a crummy syntax and strange output file names.) +2010-09-06.txt:21:31:28: <Vorpal> fizzie, crummy is an understatement +2010-09-17.txt:20:39:59: <fizzie> hqx: Well, I guess I can put it webbable for a while, but thanks to my crummy upload pipe, it'll take a while to download. +2010-09-17.txt:20:39:59: <fizzie> hqx: Well, I guess I can put it webbable for a while, but thanks to my crummy upload pipe, it'll take a while to download. +2010-10-29.txt:22:36:20: <fizzie> I have a crummy nasm-mode, I think I advertised it already. It's a bit annoyingly automatic when it comes to indentation and such though, being tweaked to my own use. +2010-10-29.txt:22:36:20: <fizzie> I have a crummy nasm-mode, I think I advertised it already. It's a bit annoyingly automatic when it comes to indentation and such though, being tweaked to my own use. +2011-01-06.txt:19:48:32: <fizzie> Something is probably wrong there, but Wine-testing is so crummy. +2011-01-06.txt:19:48:32: <fizzie> Something is probably wrong there, but Wine-testing is so crummy. +2011-05-29.txt:18:47:39: <fizzie> I also have a static ahead-of-time compiler for a subset. It's quite crummy. +2011-07-30.txt:17:01:12: <Taneb> I know Rummy +2011-07-30.txt:17:06:46: <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +2011-07-30.txt:17:07:46: <zzo38> Taneb: It is a bit like Rummy. But the tiles are really just used like cards. Nothing to do with breakout. +2011-07-30.txt:17:08:13: <zzo38> But there are many significant differences from Rummy. +2011-07-30.txt:17:08:58: <zzo38> Is baseball anything like rummy? I don't think so. +2011-07-31.txt:00:23:47: <elliott> `addquote <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +2011-07-31.txt:00:23:50: <HackEgo> 554) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +2011-08-20.txt:17:18:44: <fizzie> You can "7z x -so blah.tar.gz | 7z x -ttar -si", but that's really crummy. +2011-09-01.txt:07:01:23: <zzo38> I also have rules for a game called "Rummage", which you make melds of Rummy but also make tricks. +2011-09-08.txt:10:03:27: <monqy> miserable crummy wacro +2011-09-23.txt:11:57:10: <fizzie> How grummy. +2011-10-23.txt:09:10:00: <zzo38> And/or with cards, like rummy, poker, and Double Fanucci. +2011-10-28.txt:12:54:12: <HackEgo> 524) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +2011-12-02.txt:19:21:03: <fizzie> They seems to have updated the environment to Gambit-C 4.6.0 instead of I-don't-recall-what-it-was-but-it-was-something-positively-crummy. +2012-02-24.txt:20:10:42: <HackEgo> 511) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +2012-02-24.txt:20:21:53: <zzo38> How do you mix rummy with breakout? +2012-02-24.txt:20:30:16: <Taneb> `pastelogs Rummy mixed with...
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11507 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +Usage: words [-dhNo] [DATASETS...] [NUMBER_OF_WORDS] + +valid datasets: --eng-1M --eng-all --eng-fiction --eng-gb --eng-us --french --german --hebrew --russian --spanish --irish --german-medical --bulgarian --catalan --swedish --brazilian --canadian-english-insane --manx --italian --ogerman --portuguese --polish --gaelic --finnish +default: --eng-1M + +options: + -h, --help this help text + -d, --debug debugging output + -N, --dont-normalize don't normalize frequencies when combining + multiple Markov models; this has the effect + of making larger datasets more influential + -o, --target-offset change the target length offset used in the + word generation algorithm; use negative integers + for best results
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11685 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +#!/bin/sh +topic=$(echo "$1" | tr A-Z a-z) +[ -e "wisdom/$topic" ] || { echo "$1? ¯\(°_o)/¯"; exit 1; } +cat "wisdom/$topic" +
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11695 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,58 @@ +2004-02-11.txt:02:27:01: <fizzie> my brain has the error "sleep underflow", it's 04:30 localtime and there's a maths lecture "tomorrow" at 08:00, so "g'night". +2005-02-10.txt:01:10:43: <fizzie> 03am localtime; no talk but sleep. -> +2005-03-06.txt:23:55:06: <fizzie> It's 02am localtime here. +2005-05-06.txt:23:36:08: <fizzie> Oh, it's 01:30am localtime already. +2005-05-27.txt:23:21:17: <fizzie> G'night, people. (0122am localtime.) +2006-08-02.txt:08:08:41: <RodgerTheGreat> what kinda localtimes do you people have? I'm battling insomnia here at 3am. +2006-10-14.txt:22:05:20: <RodgerTheGreat> if you all just check my localtime, I base my computer's clock upon apple time servers. +2007-01-08.txt:01:07:24: <fizzie> The "gmtime" name quite likely comes from "GMT", since there's also "localtime" which returns a struct tm with the numbers in the local time zone. +2007-06-25.txt:06:38:48: <immibis> ~exec sys.stdout(localtime()) +2007-06-25.txt:06:38:48: <bsmnt_bot> NameError: name 'localtime' is not defined +2007-06-25.txt:06:38:52: <immibis> ~exec sys.stdout(localtime) +2007-06-25.txt:06:39:00: <bsmnt_bot> NameError: name 'localtime' is not defined +2007-06-25.txt:06:40:23: <immibis> ~exec sys.stdout(time.localtime()) +2007-06-25.txt:06:40:36: <immibis> ~exec sys.stdout(time.strftime("%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S", time.localtime())) +2007-06-25.txt:08:37:29: <immibis> ~exec sys.stdout(time.localtime()) +2007-06-26.txt:07:50:49: <immibis> ~exec bot=time.localtime() +2007-06-26.txt:07:50:51: <immibis> ~exec bot=time.localtime() +2007-06-26.txt:07:50:55: <immibis> ~exec self=time.localtime() +2007-06-26.txt:07:50:56: <immibis> ~exec self=time.localtime() +2008-05-30.txt:23:27:31: <ehird> if it uses Time::localtime +2008-05-30.txt:23:27:58: <ehird> DB<5> print localtime(0)->year; +2008-11-23.txt:22:44:56: <fungot> AnMaster: you just did. unsatisfiedlinkerror." " oh, we have lots of euros in comps like 1200 localtime, ends fnord. +2008-12-31.txt:00:59:31: <ehird> It's easy enough to fix xntpd. It's also easy to fix localtime() to handle leap seconds. In fact, some vendors have already adopted Olson's time library. +2008-12-31.txt:00:59:31: <ehird> The main obstacle is POSIX. POSIX is a ``standard'' designed by a vendor consortium several years ago to eliminate progress and protect the installed base. The behavior of the broken localtime() libraries was documented and turned into a POSIX requirement. +2009-01-01.txt:00:44:54: <ehird> yeah its localtime() that's fucked +2009-02-02.txt:23:48:58: <whoppix> I wish everyone a pleasant localtime. +2009-04-17.txt:18:16:35: <Deewiant> std/date.d(901): Error: cannot implicitly convert expression (localtime(&t)) of type tm* to tm* +2009-05-18.txt:00:42:23: <fizzie> (I'll do some sleeping now, 0230 localtime.) +2009-11-23.txt:21:22:49: <fizzie> Wooo, that was some good service. I sent an email two hours ago to their support service, complaining that my modem's saying "DSL standard: Error" and speeds are <= 8Mbps; now it's magically fixed. (Now if they'd just bother also replying to that email... still, admittedly it's not exactly office hours right now -- ~2325 localtime.) +2010-05-05.txt:23:17:41: <fizzie> And the times are probably Finnish localtime; EET/EEST. +2010-10-18.txt:16:28:28: <Sgeo> How does localtime know whether or not it's in scalar context?! +2010-12-03.txt:21:34:26: <Vorpal> elliott, I don't have TZ set, I have the normal /etc/localtime +2010-12-03.txt:21:34:50: <Vorpal> just /etc/localtime +2010-12-03.txt:21:40:28: <elliott> tm = utc ? gmtime(&now) : localtime(&now); +2010-12-05.txt:19:49:35: <elliott_> Huh. dietlibc's localtime can read /etc/localtime. +2010-12-05.txt:21:15:05: <elliott> If it's, say, /etc/localtime, no, that is not going to be 4 gigs. +2010-12-19.txt:19:33:48: <elliott> struct tm *tm = localtime(&now); +2010-12-19.txt:19:46:43: <fizzie> Or you could s/localtime/gmtime/, put a Z in there manually, and just say it logs in sensible-time instead of local-time. +2010-12-19.txt:19:47:15: <elliott> <fizzie> Or you could s/localtime/gmtime/, put a Z in there manually, and just say it logs in sensible-time instead of local-time. +2011-07-03.txt:12:12:41: <lambdabot> Maybe you meant: learn leave let list listall listchans listmodules listservers localtime localtime-reply lojban . ? @ pl v +2011-07-06.txt:10:26:48: <elliott> eterShiroFingerprintShiroFingerprintsShiroFungeSpaceShiroIPShiroMonadShiroTypesShiroUtilsShiroValueMaybeTbasebytestringcontainersfilepathghcprimintegergmpmtloldlocaleprocessrandomtimetransformersunixControlMonadInstancesGHCBaseGHCFloatGHCNumDataByteStringDataByteStringCharDataTimeCalendarGregorianDataTimeFormatParseDataTimeLocalTimeLocalTimeControlMonadTransErrorControlExceptionControlMonadDataBitsDataCharDataFunctorDataMaybeGHCClassesGHCEnumGHCE +2011-09-08.txt:08:33:12: <shachaf> @localtime elliott +2011-09-08.txt:08:33:21: <shachaf> Is that your localtime? +2011-09-08.txt:08:33:41: <monqy> @localtime +2011-09-08.txt:08:33:46: <elliott> @localtime lambdabot +2011-09-08.txt:08:34:18: <elliott> @localtime EgoBot +2011-09-08.txt:09:44:25: <shachaf> elliott: What's your localtime? +2011-09-08.txt:22:48:25: <monqy> @localtime CakeProphet +2011-11-10.txt:04:54:11: <shachaf> @localtime elliott +2012-01-15.txt:16:47:56: <kallisti> ($sec,$min,$hour,$mday,$mon,$year,$wday,$yday,$isdst) = localtime(time); +2012-01-15.txt:16:48:04: <kallisti> just localtime and gmtime +2012-01-16.txt:19:08:37: <kallisti> !perl use POSIX; $t=time; print "$t ", mktime(localtime($t)) +2012-01-28.txt:02:17:51: <fizzie> And I just woke up, having "just rested a bit" around localtime-23; should "wake up" at 7- or 8-ish instead. +2012-01-28.txt:05:14:59: <oklopol> fizzie: what does localtime-23 mean? +2012-01-28.txt:11:51:09: <oerjan> <fizzie> And I just woke up, having "just rested a bit" around localtime-23; should "wake up" at 7- or 8-ish instead. <-- wait, you are supposed to be the one person in the channel with a normal sleeping schedule... +2012-02-24.txt:01:40:54: <lambdabot> Data.Time.LocalTime module Data.Time.LocalTime +2012-04-14.txt:01:51:45: <lambdabot> Maybe you meant: localtime localtime-reply lojban do +2012-04-22.txt:01:35:26: <elliottasdf> Oh, that's two away from "localtime".
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11710 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +2007-07-08.txt:23:22:20: <ehird> GregorR, the only way i can think of is a big gigantic loop with lots of nested ifs to check for an "address", then splitting functions into multiple parts at function calls to work around no continuations/gotos +2007-07-08.txt:23:46:53: <ehird> GregorR, oh -- so actually the function code is duplicated for each call? +2007-10-31.txt:15:12:55: <ehird`> GregorR: that try/catch idea for thick functions is good but it doesn't help you vanquish thick/thin functions +2008-04-28.txt:22:24:38: <ehird_> <GregorR> My 'if' is actually a function, your 'if' is a language intrinsic. Language intrinsics suck. QED. +2008-04-28.txt:22:34:54: <pikhq> ehird_: You know, Gregor's if(x, y, else, z) is just the natural result of doing C-esque syntax with everything as a function. ;) +2008-10-31.txt:15:45:03: <ehird> GregorR: Perhaps you should just make a really basic scheme making function so I could just hack up something with it without actually recoding the entire thing. :-P +2008-10-31.txt:22:41:25: <ehird> GregorR: c1.concat is not a function
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11738 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +2008-08-01.txt:23:52:02: <KingOfKarlsruhe> wow lolcode interpreter in python :) YES http://www.dalkescientific.com/writings/diary/archive/2007/06/01/lolpython.html +2009-07-24.txt:12:22:33: <ehird> nooga: Anyway, you can pipe it to http://www.tablix.org/%7Eavian/blog/archives/2009/01/unicode_transliteration_in_python/ +2012-08-25.txt:17:10:37: <kmc> leading to nonsense like #4 on http://web.archive.org/web/20101009122154/http://web.mit.edu/rwbarton/www/python.html +2012-11-11.txt:04:47:58: <shachaf> http://web.archive.org/web/20101009122154/http://web.mit.edu/rwbarton/www/python.html ?
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I just said "usable as terminals". +2004-06-04.txt:18:14:29: <fizzie> I need a terminal in my bathroom, I think. +2004-06-04.txt:18:16:10: <fizzie> I wonder if the bluetooth thing has enough range. I could use my phone as a terminal if it does. +2004-07-26.txt:21:53:33: <fizzie> I wonder where I could find a terminal. +2004-10-04.txt:14:10:51: -!- lindi- has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-10-05.txt:22:16:00: <ZeroOne> "Lost terminal"? hmm. maybe we should help him look for it. +2004-12-31.txt:12:40:37: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-03-11.txt:05:00:15: <arke> DOS? cp/m? Why, in my time we would manually flip the bits on the terminal to make our operating system every time we wanted to use the computer +2005-03-29.txt:18:29:25: -!- matricks has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-04-03.txt:05:44:10: -!- arke has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-05-24.txt:18:05:42: -!- wooby has quit ("My damn controlling terminal disappeared!"). +2005-05-25.txt:19:42:32: <pgimeno> 6.77 secs... but it seems it doesn't like my terminal +2005-05-26.txt:21:40:03: <calamari> needed to prevent free scrolling, otherwise the terminal effect is lost +2005-05-27.txt:17:37:51: <jix> oh wait.. i wrote a perl script to batch delete files.. but.. executed it in the wrong terminal window.. (root and in the wrong directory) +2005-06-04.txt:02:10:19: -!- graue has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-06-16.txt:08:54:47: -!- puzzlet has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-06-27.txt:21:39:32: <calamari> bbiam.. moving this pterminal to a different computer :) +2005-07-10.txt:23:59:47: -!- puzzlet has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-07-20.txt:23:09:51: <jix> graue: code-warrior came with a lib for a terminal like user-interface +2005-07-25.txt:21:45:26: <jix> on my 1ghz ppc g4 with finder,terminal,safari,adium,quicktimeplayer,xchat-aqua,quicksilver and subethaedit running +2005-07-25.txt:22:19:03: <jix> that will flood your terminal +2005-08-17.txt:20:39:01: -!- cpressey has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-08-17.txt:20:51:45: -!- cpressey has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-08-17.txt:21:52:17: * GregorR hands cpressey a case of terminals, plus a few pseudoterminals and xterms. +2005-08-17.txt:21:56:52: <Gs30ng> i think that terminal means some kind of examination and cpressey lost it, like, failed or something +2005-08-17.txt:21:57:28: <Gs30ng> GregorR would rather give him some advice to be a copycat rather than more terminals +2005-08-17.txt:22:26:04: <pgimeno> again, what kind of terminal did you lose, cpressey? a token? a literal? did you ever lose a non-terminal? +2005-08-26.txt:04:50:13: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-08-26.txt:20:17:52: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-09-10.txt:06:51:03: <nooga> click "open terminal" +2005-09-10.txt:21:39:12: <{^Raven^}> after two hours of compiling the machine terminally crashes +2005-09-13.txt:02:48:31: -!- lament_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-09-13.txt:09:02:34: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-09-15.txt:01:57:45: <twobitsprite> ahh, sorry, gnome-terminal doesn't interpret a + as whitespace in URLs, and appended the timestamp from the next line onto it... +2005-09-16.txt:17:28:07: -!- twobitsprite has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-09-24.txt:18:17:50: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-09-28.txt:14:15:05: <jix> a terminal emulator? +2005-10-01.txt:07:43:37: -!- twobitsprite has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-10-04.txt:18:34:53: <grim_> that does not look so good on a terminal +2005-10-06.txt:06:57:17: <nooga> antenna movement is controled by old 486 with dos aboard, there's HPUX in a control terminal, and every other computer there runs on Fedora Core 2 :D +2005-10-09.txt:17:28:48: <ihope> Hmm, I can cat one terminal window to the other. +2005-10-09.txt:17:32:16: <Sgep> ihope: How did you cat terminal windows? +2005-10-20.txt:18:33:36: -!- grim_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-10-24.txt:08:21:29: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-10-26.txt:21:18:00: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-10-27.txt:03:31:41: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-10-27.txt:04:37:19: -!- marcan_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-10-31.txt:02:22:28: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-11-06.txt:02:52:33: <calamari> does that have a bash terminal, or is it tryign to be as windows as possible? +2005-11-06.txt:03:03:05: <duerig> What terminal are you using, calamari? +2005-11-06.txt:03:05:39: <duerig> Ok. Then it is your terminal. +2005-11-06.txt:03:05:51: <duerig> I'm not sure how to configure the text-only terminal on linux. +2005-11-07.txt:19:55:07: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-11-13.txt:03:45:14: -!- marcan_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-11-20.txt:12:25:41: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-11-22.txt:10:56:25: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-11-23.txt:15:53:48: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-11-24.txt:09:09:15: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-01.txt:21:35:21: -!- marcan_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-02.txt:17:58:34: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-08.txt:09:08:14: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-08.txt:20:37:16: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-09.txt:20:16:25: <jix> only simple terminal IO +2005-12-11.txt:04:08:39: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-12.txt:16:45:40: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-13.txt:18:29:19: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-14.txt:12:21:52: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-14.txt:15:01:27: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-15.txt:08:57:07: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-16.txt:08:47:54: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-18.txt:18:24:45: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-20.txt:16:38:50: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-21.txt:18:26:19: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-23.txt:14:22:52: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-25.txt:11:54:29: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-29.txt:09:04:33: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-31.txt:09:35:20: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-31.txt:19:45:29: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-01-02.txt:05:30:32: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-01-03.txt:05:31:14: -!- marcan_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-01-04.txt:05:51:42: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-01-13.txt:12:55:32: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-01-20.txt:11:00:58: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-01-21.txt:03:09:02: <calamari> works ok as a second terminal if my main system is in use.. I just ssh over +2006-02-02.txt:01:02:45: <GregorR> It's a very mechanical process, that I have to do for about fourty nonterminals :P +2006-02-02.txt:01:05:28: <GregorR> 64 nonterminals. +2006-02-04.txt:06:09:34: <GregorR> Only 16 nonterminals left. +2006-02-04.txt:06:42:46: <GregorR> Yay, 14 nonterminals left ;) +2006-02-04.txt:06:43:01: <calamari> whats a nonterminal.. compiler class lingo? +2006-02-04.txt:06:44:45: <GregorR> That would be a simple grammar with the nonterminal N, and terminals a, b, and c. +2006-02-04.txt:06:44:59: <GregorR> So in this compiler's parser, I have a bunch of nonterminals. I have 14 left to make a tree out of. +2006-02-08.txt:08:32:01: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-02-10.txt:10:22:05: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-02-17.txt:17:28:26: -!- sekhmet has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-02-27.txt:12:27:50: <jix> are you using a vt100/xterm compatible terminal? +2006-02-27.txt:12:30:34: <jix> ok your terminal doesn't support this.... +2006-03-08.txt:13:30:12: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-03-25.txt:02:52:54: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-03-31.txt:15:10:37: -!- sekhmet has quit ("terminal!"). +2006-04-29.txt:21:56:18: -!- sekhmet has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-04-30.txt:11:06:57: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-05-28.txt:20:10:53: -!- SimonRC has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-06-07.txt:17:05:40: -!- cp has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-06-07.txt:20:38:59: <ihope_> Hee hee, I turned my terminal thingy green. +2006-06-11.txt:20:46:08: <SimonRC> which a good terminal program can handle +2006-06-14.txt:13:05:40: * ihope wonders why he had a terminal window open with "copy con con" +2006-07-24.txt:21:40:13: <GregorR-W> I challenge you to find a terminal emulator which is capable of some sort of term functionality but not VT100 +2006-07-25.txt:01:10:21: <pikhq> Mine could do Unicode if my terminal code. +2006-07-28.txt:14:35:42: <GregorR> I switched to a different pseudoterminal and now my mouse doesn't work ... +2006-07-28.txt:22:06:55: <pikhq> No; my terminal doesn't do Unicode. +2006-08-05.txt:06:44:53: -!- nickv111 has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-08-06.txt:01:13:13: -!- RodgerTheGreat has quit ("My damn controlling terminal disappeared!"). +2006-08-10.txt:03:45:38: <pikhq> Open a Terminal. +2006-08-12.txt:01:11:36: -!- nooga_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-08-24.txt:18:37:05: <RodgerTheGreat> and I can play using a terminal app on my palm. :) +2006-08-26.txt:01:10:48: <anonfunc> output to a terminal could be in terms of GOD'S PROPHET SPOKE TO THE PEOPLE AND SAID: +2006-08-26.txt:01:32:09: <pikhq> Razor-X: Could you use the pure ASCII form? I lack Unicode terminals. +2006-08-26.txt:01:53:06: * pikhq is currently just using his laptop as an SSH terminal. . . +2006-08-27.txt:20:53:39: <pikhq> CRLF hearkens back to the days of paper terminals. . . +2006-09-02.txt:06:34:36: <pikhq> Wheee. This, too, is a very, very long line, which I am using for the sole purpose of testing the kick-assness of RawIRC. Hmmm. . . I still need some filler; i've got a very large terminal.[D[C[3~[3~ +2006-09-03.txt:01:21:38: -!- pikhqRaw has quit (""Sorry, I need this terminal for something else.""). +2006-09-03.txt:01:22:11: <ihope> Actually, I need this terminal for something else, too. +2006-09-04.txt:00:37:25: <Razor-X> Did you use Ncurses or simple terminal control characters? +2006-09-04.txt:00:37:38: <ifndef_GREGOR_H> Simple terminal control. Nowhere near advanced enough to need *curses ;) +2006-09-04.txt:00:38:07: <Razor-X> I know more about *curses than about terminal control characters :P. +2006-09-04.txt:23:10:50: <ihope_> What happens if some guy on IRC says ANSI terminal control codes? +2006-09-05.txt:02:09:41: <Razor-X> Is there some sort of handy control character to find out the number of lines/columns in your terminal? +2006-09-06.txt:01:36:45: <fizzie> Heh; my terminal renders all the characters as squares, while my browser just uses non-combining slashed-circles after each letter. +2006-09-15.txt:20:53:46: -!- bsmntbombdood has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-09-23.txt:20:11:58: <calamari> getting useless nonterminal and useless rule messages from yac.. wonder what I'm doing wrong +2006-10-05.txt:00:23:24: <GregorR-W> Whatever your terminal supports ;) +2006-10-07.txt:01:57:52: <pikhq> (if you're on Windows, install Cygwin to compile it. If on Mac, just open up a terminal to compile. If on a normal *NIX, do I need to explain the drill?) +2006-10-08.txt:06:25:26: <calamari> I just discovered something .. the Linux terminal beep frequency and duration be set with escape sequences +2006-10-12.txt:20:43:34: <pikhq> I cannot access it via the physically attached terminal, but I can use it over the nextwork. +2006-10-15.txt:19:27:29: <Razor-X> This Emacs session of mine is connected to IRC via ERC in a screen session I'm viewing from a urxvtc connected to a urxvtd simulating a terminal. +2006-10-17.txt:04:18:21: -!- pikhq has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-10-23.txt:00:24:07: <pikhq> (I *think* that would make the compiler vomit on your terminal) +2006-10-23.txt:17:13:02: -!- lindi- has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-10-26.txt:20:15:01: -!- pikhq has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-10-29.txt:04:56:44: -!- twobitsprite has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-10-29.txt:19:37:48: <pikhq> ihope: Yeah, but my terminal hates Unicode. +2006-11-03.txt:04:27:44: <oerjan> are you trying to change terminal settings? +2006-11-03.txt:04:41:55: <oerjan> if you are reading from a raw terminal, then there is no such thing as EOF. +2006-11-03.txt:04:43:20: <oerjan> but if he sets the terminal to raw, then nonblock will not convert EOF to 0, but to 4 +2006-11-06.txt:18:39:35: -!- pikhq has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-11-07.txt:17:20:09: <jix_> because then speed will depend on your terminal etc... +2006-11-07.txt:17:20:39: <CakeProphet> but then all speeds will depend on my terminal... thus it'll remain consistent through iterations. +2006-11-13.txt:16:27:29: <RodgerTheGreat> like a retro-style terminal or something? +2006-11-13.txt:16:30:55: <RodgerTheGreat> according to this article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VT220), VT220 terminals came in white, green, and amber. I could've sworn red was a standard color as well. +2006-11-17.txt:01:30:42: <RodgerTheGreat> the idea of having a physical terminal for root appeals to me. +2006-11-17.txt:06:19:44: -!- xor_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-11-29.txt:10:12:06: -!- SimonRC has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-12-20.txt:17:31:32: <pikhq> GNOME Terminal: locale not understood by C library, internationalization will not work +2006-12-20.txt:18:00:27: <pikhq> GNOME Terminal: locale not understood by C library, internationalization will not work +2006-12-20.txt:22:12:07: -!- ComputinChuck has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-12-22.txt:00:21:58: -!- Puddy_ has quit ("My damn controlling terminal disappeared!"). +2006-12-22.txt:05:23:13: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-12-22.txt:22:05:30: <Sukoshi> Rather, the physical terminal is refusing to go back to a usable state. +2006-12-24.txt:04:33:37: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-12-24.txt:19:53:42: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-12-25.txt:04:36:52: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-12-25.txt:23:32:43: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-12-26.txt:03:49:20: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-12-26.txt:04:05:32: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-12-26.txt:06:26:00: -!- digital_me_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-12-26.txt:20:48:22: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-01.txt:00:41:12: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-03.txt:22:41:00: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-05.txt:07:46:43: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-07.txt:02:22:47: <bsmntbombdood> ihope: interrupt on the terminal would work ;) +2007-01-07.txt:04:15:40: <bsmntbombdood> I'm looking at the terminal +2007-01-07.txt:22:20:02: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-09.txt:03:02:50: <pikhq> Well, that doesn't work for me. . . My interaction with the copy buffer is between my screen-running terminal and my Firefox+Conkeror setup. +2007-01-09.txt:03:36:50: * pikhq also shows CakeProphet_ irssi running in a terminal +2007-01-09.txt:03:40:59: <CakeProphet_> I consider a GUI anything that has more nuts and bolts than a terminal. +2007-01-09.txt:03:41:26: <pikhq> It's a terminal app. +2007-01-11.txt:05:08:03: -!- digital_me_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-12.txt:05:29:19: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-13.txt:04:00:19: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-13.txt:05:36:23: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-13.txt:17:15:48: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-15.txt:18:51:23: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-16.txt:05:31:02: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-18.txt:05:18:04: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-23.txt:03:07:41: <GreaseMonkey> meh, i prefer terminal velocity of 1 +2007-01-27.txt:06:28:05: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-29.txt:23:32:24: -!- digital_me_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-02.txt:02:37:38: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-05.txt:05:38:25: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-09.txt:05:32:48: -!- digital_me_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-12.txt:00:47:31: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-20.txt:05:13:23: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-21.txt:01:04:21: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-22.txt:04:41:44: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-23.txt:00:24:37: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-23.txt:00:32:42: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-24.txt:05:34:47: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-24.txt:06:33:31: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-26.txt:02:35:49: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-26.txt:05:46:29: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-27.txt:05:20:24: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-28.txt:05:22:02: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-28.txt:21:38:54: -!- oerjan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-03-01.txt:00:38:06: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-03-02.txt:01:07:32: <fizzie> I hope my character was a correct U+205D TRICOLON (also called "Epidaurean acrophonic symbol three"); it looks correct elsewhere but not in this terminal. :/ +2007-03-04.txt:18:11:05: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-03-15.txt:04:02:28: <RodgerTheGreat> we should write a "pidaydaemon" that interrupts whatever you're doing with the terminal at the precise moment of pi day and encourages you to celebrate +2007-03-17.txt:21:00:31: <lament> lets other people look at your terminal +2007-03-20.txt:01:02:37: -!- bsmntbombdood has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-03-22.txt:11:52:28: * ais523 is the sort of person who uses cat /dev/random to get their terminal out of the wrong shift state +2007-03-26.txt:19:22:24: <ais523> this Internet connection is a Solaris terminal running under Windows (not through choice). +2007-03-27.txt:05:18:11: -!- oerjan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-03-29.txt:22:14:45: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-04-08.txt:03:58:23: <SevenInchBread> probably one of the first things we'd want is a way to spit stuff out to a terminal... for breadcrumbing/testing OS stuff. +2007-04-08.txt:04:01:41: <ihope> SevenInchBread: a way to spit stuff out to a terminal... is this YAOS/Sophia/Abrasax we're talking about? +2007-04-14.txt:06:01:31: <oerjan> they rarely write to the terminal, I think. +2007-04-14.txt:06:14:03: <oerjan> that's the closest i can think of, removing all connections to the terminal i hope +2007-04-14.txt:19:26:34: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-04-15.txt:07:22:43: <RodgerTheGreat> it's really funny watching the Slime/CL video, because the terminal window looks like one of mine hovering over the browser window +2007-04-28.txt:03:41:56: <pikhq> Like, "screw up your terminal if viewed raw". +2007-05-06.txt:16:17:15: -!- oklopol has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-05-10.txt:05:21:20: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-05-16.txt:04:31:25: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-06-07.txt:15:14:50: -!- bobbens has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-06-17.txt:02:23:15: <pikhq> And damn, I wish this terminal grokked Unicode. +2007-06-17.txt:21:46:20: <oerjan> these were Unix terminal applications +2007-06-21.txt:01:23:29: <bsmntbombdood> but so are white terminals +2007-06-22.txt:22:24:00: <pikhq> A Debian terminal is pretty dark, after all. +2007-07-02.txt:14:33:27: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-07-03.txt:20:25:36: <bsmntbombdood> a terminal +2007-07-03.txt:20:28:22: <bsmntbombdood> you just have to differentiate between the channel and the terminal +2007-07-03.txt:20:28:31: <lament> bsmntbombdood: yes, the terminal is stdout, the channel isn't. +2007-07-03.txt:20:29:49: <bsmntbombdood> printing to the terminal in an ~exec doesn't make any sense, printing to the channel does +2007-07-03.txt:20:48:19: <ihope> Knowing that "print" goes to the terminal is more useful than being able to use "print" to go somewhere else? +2007-07-06.txt:13:42:14: <RodgerTheGreat> go to a terminal and type "javac" +2007-07-15.txt:04:12:22: <Figs> you mean to a "terminal"? +2007-07-16.txt:22:23:40: <bsmntbombdood> wtf i can't even kill it at the terminal +2007-07-16.txt:22:23:49: <ehird`> kill -9 at terminal plox. +2007-07-19.txt:05:52:33: -!- nwf has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-07-22.txt:03:02:10: <immibis> in a terminal: go to where it is, chmod +x PROGRAM_NAME then ./PROGRAM_NAME +2007-07-22.txt:16:04:54: <ehird`> i just need to write a list of terminals, and some extra rules +2007-07-27.txt:05:40:27: <pikhq> Sukoshi: I've got USE="unicode", a Unicode local, and yet my terminal hates Unicode.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11949 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,300 @@ +2005-10-29.txt:00:23:51: <calamari> java textgen --help +2006-08-22.txt:02:45:36: <preyalone> print "--help (usage)" +2006-08-22.txt:02:46:04: <preyalone> if option=="--help": +2007-05-12.txt:21:30:26: <oerjan> (this from grep --help) +2007-06-23.txt:08:52:16: <immibis> !c --help +2007-06-23.txt:08:52:23: <immibis> !c --help +2007-07-17.txt:06:15:37: <immibis> !bf_txtgen --help +2007-07-17.txt:06:17:42: <EgoBot> --help +2007-07-17.txt:06:17:44: <EgoBot> --help +2007-07-17.txt:06:17:58: <immibis> oh yeah, i typed !bf_txtgen --help +2007-07-17.txt:06:19:44: <EgoBot> --help +2007-07-22.txt:14:16:11: <ehird`> !ls --help +2007-07-22.txt:14:16:15: <EgoBot> /bin/ls: ./files/--help: No such file or directory +2008-01-18.txt:19:00:01: <ais523> only --help and --version +2008-01-18.txt:19:02:00: <ais523> I wonder if anyone ever has run true --help in an attempt to find out what it does? +2008-01-23.txt:01:53:44: <ehird> sbcl --help +2008-03-10.txt:20:56:34: <AnMaster> $ ./ccbi --help +2008-03-13.txt:12:29:22: <AnMaster> you got that messed up in ccbi --help +2008-03-15.txt:21:56:11: <ais523> that won't distinguish between $1=--help and $1=the help text for GNU echo, if that's what's being used +2008-03-15.txt:21:57:30: <ehird> '--help' is not equal to 'the help text' +2008-03-16.txt:14:22:06: <AnMaster> this one had the typo in --help +2008-04-12.txt:16:21:47: <AnMaster> ehird, there is a gnu tool that can auto generate a man page from --help output +2008-07-06.txt:17:35:46: <tusho> oggenc --help, anything related to sample rate? +2008-07-25.txt:16:03:25: <AnMaster> ah yes your interpreter lacks a --help or such +2008-08-30.txt:20:38:53: <optbot> tusho: $ ./ccbi --help +2008-09-22.txt:12:54:48: <AnMaster> Deewiant, du --help +2008-10-07.txt:17:04:12: <AnMaster> ais523, --help seems to indicate -F is broken for all my icks +2008-10-12.txt:08:18:56: <immibis> !c --help +2008-10-19.txt:16:59:59: <Deewiant> ehird: the last 180 being the --help text. +2008-10-19.txt:17:00:26: <Deewiant> AnMaster: how long is ls --help +2008-10-19.txt:17:00:37: <AnMaster> $ ls --help +2008-10-19.txt:17:01:55: <AnMaster> not some funky --help +2008-10-19.txt:17:02:19: <Deewiant> I've always preferred --help and such +2008-10-19.txt:17:07:02: <Deewiant> --help is sufficient +2008-10-19.txt:17:09:11: <Deewiant> AnMaster: BSD. what's your point? My point was that that kind of stuff should be in --help. +2008-10-19.txt:17:09:27: <AnMaster> Deewiant, isn't in tsort --help on my linux +2008-10-19.txt:17:09:37: <Deewiant> AnMaster: What's your point? My point was that that kind of stuff should be in --help. +2008-10-19.txt:17:09:57: <Deewiant> AnMaster: My point was that that kind of stuff ******should***** be in --help. +2008-10-19.txt:17:10:23: <AnMaster> Deewiant, I don't want to have to pipe --help into less +2008-10-19.txt:17:11:19: <AnMaster> tsort --help | less +2008-10-19.txt:17:11:39: <Deewiant> Then have a short --help, and a --help-long. +2008-10-19.txt:17:11:54: <AnMaster> --help and --help --verbose +2008-10-19.txt:17:12:44: <AnMaster> Deewiant, now I think a good example of how to not do it: nmap --help +2008-10-19.txt:17:13:48: <Deewiant> nmap --help is pretty good IMO, could use more whitespace +2008-10-19.txt:17:16:05: <AnMaster> Deewiant, anyway yes --help is good, but with too many options it breaks badly +2008-10-19.txt:17:16:18: <Deewiant> yes, hence --help --verbose +2008-10-19.txt:17:17:26: <Deewiant> In general I guess best would be to have --help have the shortopts in the usual format and at most 20 lines of description of most important options +2008-10-19.txt:17:17:56: <AnMaster> so you get erlang shell if you try --help +2008-10-19.txt:17:20:18: <Deewiant> that's a good example, but the --help is terrible +2008-10-19.txt:17:20:49: <AnMaster> (Använd '-v --help' för att visa kommandoradsflaggor för barnprocesser) +2008-10-19.txt:17:21:15: <AnMaster> $ gcc --help -v 2>&1 | wc -l +2008-10-24.txt:20:04:45: <AnMaster> I used to follow the same algorithm as ccbi claim(ed?) it uses in --help +2008-10-29.txt:21:34:15: <AnMaster> $ ./funge --help +2008-10-29.txt:21:35:23: <fizzie> It has a "-h" flag, not "--help"; but I don't think I've used to get segfault out of it. +2008-10-29.txt:21:47:07: <AnMaster> UUNNDDEEFF:: TT aafftteerr MM ppuusshheedd 122 123 ^C <-- nice one from rc/funge on ./funge -Y --help mycology.b98 +2008-10-30.txt:00:09:34: <AnMaster> he manages to crash on --help +2008-10-30.txt:00:11:16: <AnMaster> oh --help works fine if followed by a program +2008-10-30.txt:00:12:13: <AnMaster> $ ./funge -S --help ~/src/cfunge/trunk/mycology/sanity.bf +2008-10-30.txt:00:12:34: <AnMaster> $ ./funge --help +2008-10-30.txt:00:15:32: <AnMaster> however --help still crashes it +2008-10-30.txt:00:16:57: <AnMaster> $2 = 0x7fff674cb91a "--help" +2008-11-05.txt:22:09:34: <AnMaster> llvm-ld: Unknown command line argument '-m32'. Try: '/home/arvid/local/llvm/bin/llvm-ld --help' +2008-11-05.txt:22:09:35: <AnMaster> llvm-ld: Unknown command line argument '-ggdb'. Try: '/home/arvid/local/llvm/bin/llvm-ld --help' +2008-11-11.txt:06:41:28: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | only --help and --version +2008-11-15.txt:10:20:15: <Deewiant> ./funge --help +2008-11-15.txt:10:20:16: <Deewiant> zsh: segmentation fault ./funge --help +2008-12-15.txt:16:42:30: <AnMaster> zuff, looked at --help and/or --help=recursive +2008-12-15.txt:16:45:10: <zuff> ./configure --help says LDFLAGS. +2008-12-18.txt:12:12:15: <ais523> unknown option --gelp - try gplc --help +2009-01-07.txt:18:20:53: <AnMaster> mkdir gcc-build; cd gcc-build; ../gcc-source/configure --prefix=$HOME/gcc43 --help +2009-01-11.txt:18:33:48: <AnMaster> flexo, is there any -h or --help for pinky? +2009-01-13.txt:17:58:42: <AnMaster> `--help' and `--version'. *Note Common options::. +2009-02-12.txt:17:20:56: <ais523> LC_ALL=fr_FR.utf8 cp --help outputs in French for me; LC_ALL=fr_FR.utf8 git --help doesn't +2009-02-12.txt:17:21:19: <ehird> % LC_ALL=fr_FR.utf8 cp --help +2009-02-12.txt:17:21:47: <ais523> $ LC_ALL=fr_FR.utf8 gcc --help +2009-02-12.txt:17:22:03: <ehird> % LC_ALL=fr_FR.utf8 gcc --help +2009-03-01.txt:00:11:03: <ehird> Random832: ls --help +2009-03-01.txt:00:11:22: <ehird> heck, true --help +2009-03-01.txt:00:11:24: <ehird> echo --help +2009-03-01.txt:00:11:48: <Random832> (the one place that behavior violates standards is yes --help) +2009-03-01.txt:00:11:54: <ehird> also, no, echo --help too +2009-03-10.txt:20:04:07: <ais523> $ yacc --help +2009-03-11.txt:21:55:37: <AnMaster> ais523, setarch --help lists more interesting stuff +2009-03-11.txt:22:32:36: <ehird> % lisppaste 76853 <(setarch --help) +2009-03-14.txt:17:02:21: <AnMaster> ehird, from curl --help | grep progress +2009-03-14.txt:17:03:27: <AnMaster> just wanted to help you in the future. You know you always tell me to use google so to keep the balance I have to tell you to use --help/man/info/grep/whatever +2009-03-28.txt:20:05:41: <Deewiant> ehird: runhaskell Setup.hs configure --help +2009-03-28.txt:20:50:49: <ehird> Missing filename ("less --help" for help) +2009-03-30.txt:22:27:12: <AnMaster> # /bin/echo --help | wc -l +2009-03-30.txt:22:27:36: <ehird> AnMaster: ) echo --help +2009-03-30.txt:22:27:36: <ehird> --help +2009-03-30.txt:22:28:07: <fizzie> This GNU time has: Usage: /usr/bin/time [-apvV] [-f format] [-o file] [--append] [--verbose] [--portability] [--format=format] [--output=file] [--version] [--quiet] [--help] command [arg...] +2009-03-30.txt:22:30:49: <AnMaster> $ /usr/bin/time --help +2009-03-30.txt:22:30:50: <AnMaster> [--help] command [arg...] +2009-03-31.txt:19:31:48: <AnMaster> I think I basically checked what ccbi --help or whatever said and did the same +2009-04-04.txt:19:40:22: <AnMaster> also looked at rebuild --help +2009-04-05.txt:12:02:23: <AnMaster_ipv6> there is a *doucmented* switch gcc --help=undocumented +2009-04-05.txt:12:09:28: <AnMaster_ipv6> GCC 4.3.2 --help -v supports some 770+ unique options +2009-04-05.txt:14:15:45: <AnMaster_ipv6> (a bit hard to measure, the --help -v output is not that simple to parse) +2009-04-05.txt:14:16:53: <AnMaster_ipv6> <AnMaster_ipv6> there is a *doucmented* switch gcc --help=undocumented +2009-04-05.txt:14:22:31: <ais523> AnMaster_ipv6: the documentation for --help=undocumented is obviously lying +2009-04-05.txt:14:23:37: <AnMaster_ipv6> ais523, It seems to mean there is no --help text stored for the switch +2009-04-10.txt:22:01:42: <AnMaster> ccbi has it in --help or something iirc +2009-04-26.txt:19:01:48: <ehird> % ./hello-world --help +2009-04-27.txt:18:30:26: <ehird> % bin/ccbi --help +2009-04-27.txt:18:30:27: <ehird> zsh: bus error bin/ccbi --help +2009-04-27.txt:18:31:16: <ehird> Deewiant: So, why does --help segfault? +2009-04-27.txt:18:37:19: <ehird> "ccbi" prints the same as "ccbi --help", right? +2009-04-27.txt:19:17:48: <ehird> ldc: Unknown command line argument '-O7'. Try: '/Users/ehird/d/ldc/bin/ldc --help' +2009-04-27.txt:19:17:48: <ehird> ldc: Unknown command line argument '-O7'. Try: '/Users/ehird/d/ldc/bin/ldc --help' +2009-04-27.txt:19:17:49: <ehird> ldc: Unknown command line argument '-O7'. Try: '/Users/ehird/d/ldc/bin/ldc --help' +2009-04-27.txt:19:17:51: <ehird> ldc: Unknown command line argument '-O7'. Try: '/Users/ehird/d/ldc/bin/ldc --help' +2009-04-27.txt:19:41:57: <ehird> Usage: --help ARGS SOURCE_FILE [BEFUNGE_ARGS...] +2009-05-01.txt:01:47:00: <AnMaster> ehird, mount --help +2009-05-02.txt:21:59:33: <AnMaster> !sh /usr/sbin/activateCmosToken --help +2009-05-03.txt:23:20:18: <comex> !sh nc --help 2>&1 | md5sum +2009-05-03.txt:23:20:24: <comex> !sh nc --help 2>&1 +2009-05-03.txt:23:23:40: <kerlo> !sh whoami --help +2009-05-03.txt:23:24:13: <kerlo> !sh id --help +2009-05-07.txt:22:24:12: <Deewiant> ehird: pacman -S --help. +2009-05-08.txt:21:57:46: <Deewiant> time yaourt --help >/dev/null -> 0.13user 0.38system +2009-05-08.txt:21:59:31: <pikhq> sudo emerge --help 1.29s user 0.16s system 98% cpu 1.463 total +2009-05-08.txt:22:00:23: <AnMaster> # time pmerge --help &>/dev/null +2009-05-08.txt:22:00:36: <Deewiant> ldc --help-hidden is over three times as long, and outputs in 0.00 seconds. +2009-05-08.txt:22:17:53: <Deewiant> AnMaster: Consider reading curl --help. +2009-05-11.txt:20:25:20: <AnMaster> try 'rlwrap --help' for more information +2009-05-11.txt:20:27:32: <ehird> AnMaster: rlwrap --help +2009-05-15.txt:21:58:43: <ehird> !sh cabal --help +2009-05-22.txt:15:52:08: <AnMaster> it was for the --help output function +2009-06-11.txt:20:31:44: <ehird> [ehird:~] % nginx --help +2009-06-11.txt:20:31:44: <ehird> 2009/06/11 20:30:19 [emerg] 3086#0: invalid option: "--help" +2009-06-16.txt:08:38:13: <immibis> why does apt-get --help say "This APT has Super Cow Powers"? +2009-06-20.txt:07:07:25: <immibis> `mount --help +2009-06-21.txt:02:34:12: <immibis> `wolfram --help +2009-06-21.txt:02:42:12: <HackEgo> /bin/mknod: missing operand after `9' \ Try `/bin/mknod --help' for more information. +2009-06-29.txt:20:29:30: <AnMaster> `run apt-get --help +2009-07-22.txt:15:03:37: <ehird> `fortune --help +2009-07-24.txt:18:44:04: <ehird> `fetch --help +2009-07-24.txt:18:44:11: <HackEgo> GNU Wget 1.11.4, a non-interactive network retriever. Usage: wget [OPTION]... [URL]... Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too. Startup: -V, --version display the version of Wget and exit. -h, --help print this help. -b, --background go to background after startup. -e, --execute=COMMAND execute a `.wgetrc'-style command. Logging and input file: -o, --output-file=FILE +2009-07-27.txt:18:06:48: <ehird> !sh seq --help +2009-07-28.txt:00:00:57: <ehird> pikhq: looked at ls --help recently? +2009-07-28.txt:01:23:01: <AnMaster> in fact I had to google how. Since I couldn't find it in gdb --help output +2009-08-16.txt:04:45:30: <HackEgo> wget: missing URL \ Usage: wget [OPTION]... [URL]... \ \ Try `wget --help' for more options. +2009-08-26.txt:15:44:06: <ehird1> woot, debootstrap --help works +2009-09-05.txt:18:40:24: <AnMaster> ./rcfunge --help +2009-09-12.txt:10:24:55: <Deewiant> ./configure --help is typically about 20 seconds +2009-09-21.txt:17:16:00: <AnMaster> apt-cache search --help isn't useful either +2009-09-24.txt:21:33:50: <AnMaster> <pikhq> Erm. The wikipedia page does. <-- yeah wikipedia is defined as being true. So ./configure --help is LYING +2009-10-31.txt:20:32:56: <AnMaster> $ slock --help +2009-10-31.txt:21:42:39: <AnMaster> $ slock --help +2009-11-02.txt:09:51:08: <AnMaster> ld --help +2009-11-12.txt:22:56:06: <Deewiant> I've clocked ./configure --help taking longer on Windows than the whole ./configure on Linux, on the same machine. +2009-11-14.txt:20:11:25: <ais523> e.g. --help output often uses 8-space tabs +2009-11-14.txt:20:11:35: <AnMaster> ais523, --help uses spaces in my experience +2009-11-15.txt:16:01:59: <ehird> 12:11:25 <ais523> e.g. --help output often uses 8-space tabs +2009-11-15.txt:22:33:54: <Deewiant> One need only run ./hello +RTS --help. +2009-11-27.txt:19:45:15: <AnMaster> $ clang --help +2009-12-21.txt:20:55:25: <Deewiant> Run --help +2010-01-12.txt:21:49:08: <ehird> !sh interps/lazyk/lazy --help | tr $' +' ' ' +2010-01-14.txt:20:33:12: <AnMaster> not in man page or --help at least +2010-01-14.txt:20:36:00: <AnMaster> coppro, is it in --help for you? +2010-02-16.txt:14:57:47: <Wareya> !sh rm --help +2010-03-16.txt:01:23:37: <uorygl> cc --help +2010-04-06.txt:17:29:06: <AnMaster> $ lzma --help +2010-05-01.txt:21:07:18: <AnMaster> hiato, the data dump I got was 552MB, and that was just for ./program --help +2010-05-02.txt:18:38:02: <AnMaster> pikhq, and objdump --help says x86-64 should work +2010-05-28.txt:20:33:32: <Deewiant> `run define --help +2010-05-28.txt:20:33:40: <Deewiant> `run define --help 2>&1 +2010-06-11.txt:18:10:41: <Deewiant> --help +2010-07-03.txt:17:32:50: <Deewiant> Run your ./donothing +RTS --help and see what you've got +2010-08-28.txt:16:00:55: <Vorpal> so just pass it --help +2010-08-28.txt:16:11:13: <Vorpal> try ./configure --help +2010-09-06.txt:21:08:13: <HackEgo> wget: missing URL \ Usage: wget [OPTION]... [URL]... \ \ Try `wget --help' for more options. +2010-09-06.txt:21:56:59: <HackEgo> /bin/tar: You must specify one of the `-Acdtrux' or `--test-label' options \ Try `/bin/tar --help' or `/bin/tar --usage' for more information. \ /bin/cat: write error: Broken pipe +2010-09-12.txt:04:56:02: <HackEgo> /usr/bin/factor: invalid option -- '6' \ Try `/usr/bin/factor --help' for more information. +2010-09-27.txt:17:49:25: <fizzie> "Try the following options if you want more information: foo --help, foo -h, foo -?, info foo, whatis foo, apropos foo, dpkg --listfiles foo, dpkg --search foo, locate '*foo*', find / -name '*foo*'" -- I like how it gets more and more desperate +2010-10-21.txt:16:53:23: <elliott> Dear debootstrap: "debootstrap lenny --help" does NOT mean "create a directory called --help". +2010-10-22.txt:22:41:53: <elliott> cpressey: hmm, how would you summarise -e prog in --help? :P +2010-10-22.txt:22:43:15: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: have you ever used --help? +2010-10-22.txt:22:43:44: <Phantom_Hoover> [[[phantomhoover@phantomhoover-laptop:~]$ dc --help (10-22 22:43) +2010-10-26.txt:06:28:57: <catseye> nc --help does not +2010-10-28.txt:20:38:43: <elliott> I could sprunge objump --help now, but I won't. +2010-10-28.txt:20:39:07: <Vorpal> <elliott> I could sprunge objump --help now, but I won't. <-- I know it, could be better, but nothing majorly wrong +2010-10-28.txt:20:42:58: <Vorpal> elliott, --help and see -M +2010-10-28.txt:20:43:04: <elliott> Vorpal: i used --help. +2010-11-07.txt:00:47:32: <elliott> pikhq: Spot the bug: if '--help' or '-h' in configure_args: +2010-11-07.txt:00:49:44: <elliott> One would assume it could also do its equivalent of ('--help' | '-h') in configure_args. +2010-11-07.txt:00:52:59: <fizzie> elliott: Well, fortunately "if any(x in configure_args for x in ('--help', '-h')):" is oh-so-elegant also. +2010-11-07.txt:00:53:12: <elliott> if '--help' in configure_args or '-h' in configure_args: +2010-11-07.txt:01:53:52: <elliott> pikhq: When I support non-autoconf builds, that'll instead be make arguments. And indeed, --help will probably cat INSTALL; failing that, README. +2010-11-07.txt:05:38:54: <elliott> ais523: ugh, --help doesn't even work +2010-11-09.txt:22:28:49: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: it responds to --help and --version. it is some 50 lines long +2010-11-09.txt:22:32:04: <fizzie> It's important to get translations and --help --version working properly there. +2010-11-09.txt:22:32:23: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: $(which true) --help +2010-11-09.txt:22:59:41: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: "online help" is arcanejargon for "--help", btw. +2010-11-09.txt:23:00:12: <elliott> gnu factor doesn't even have any flags other than --help and --version +2010-11-10.txt:00:35:05: <elliott> │ when <applet> --help is called. │ +2010-11-27.txt:04:17:56: <elliott> unlike the GNU implementation of true(1) and false(1), clear seems to not have --help or --version +2010-11-27.txt:04:18:23: <zzo38> Why should a implementation of true(1) false(1) need --help or --version or anything else? +2010-12-01.txt:20:01:09: <elliott> (Take a look at "busybox ls --help" sometime.) +2010-12-05.txt:00:38:46: <elliott> Faster if it didn't respond to --help and --version! +2010-12-20.txt:22:30:23: <olsner> elliott: make --help or man make? +2011-01-10.txt:10:53:06: <Vorpal> fizzie, also how comes that part of the --help output is localised to Swedish? +2011-02-08.txt:23:36:07: <Deewiant> $ ./Main --help +2011-02-08.txt:23:36:07: <Deewiant> Main: --help: openFile: does not exist (No such file or directory) +2011-04-16.txt:22:14:47: <Vorpal> libtool: Try `libtool --help' for more information. +2011-04-16.txt:23:04:28: <Vorpal> elliott, oh and tell the self-extracting .sh --help, and it will tell you how to direct it to unpack in a good place +2011-04-17.txt:14:15:14: <Vorpal> Phantom_Hoover, then you need some ia32-libs on ubuntu. To extract the update you need to run it as ./update.sh --help to find option to extract to a specific dir, then copy (but do not overwrite) the data file from the iso into the lib dir in the extracted area. +2011-04-17.txt:19:00:16: <Vorpal> elliott, as I said to Phantom_Hoover before, get the patch and extract it. (./update.sh --help to see how to know where to place it) Then copy the missing data files from linux/uplink.zip on the bin/cue image to the lib. dir of it +2011-04-17.txt:19:19:02: <Vorpal> <Vorpal> elliott, as I said to Phantom_Hoover before, get the patch and extract it. (./update.sh --help to see how to know where to place it) Then copy the missing data files from linux/uplink.zip on the bin/cue image to the lib. dir of it +2011-04-25.txt:14:56:32: <Deewiant> Running ./configure --help in MSYS takes a minute +2011-05-10.txt:20:45:34: <elliott> ./configure --help can take several minutes. +2011-05-28.txt:23:08:33: <CakeProphet> `wget --help +2011-05-28.txt:23:08:35: <HackEgo> ​GNU Wget 1.11.4, a non-interactive network retriever. \ Usage: wget [OPTION]... [URL]... \ \ Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too. \ \ Startup: \ -V, --version display the version of Wget and exit. \ -h, --help print this help. \ -b, --background go to +2011-05-28.txt:23:08:59: <CakeProphet> `fetch --help +2011-05-28.txt:23:09:49: <HackEgo> GNU Wget 1.11.4, a non-interactive network retriever. Usage: wget [OPTION]... [URL]... Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too. Startup: -V, --version display the version of Wget and exit. -h, --help print this help. -b, --background go to background after startup. -e, --execute=COMMAND execute a `.wgetrc'-style command. Logging and input file: -o, --output-file=FILE log message +2011-06-04.txt:21:10:00: <Phantom_Hoover> cheater_, BtW, try true --version and --help, if your shell doesn't alias it. +2011-06-15.txt:02:28:58: <lambdabot> Try --help for command line options +2011-06-27.txt:13:16:16: <lambdabot> For details on correct flags pass --help +2011-07-20.txt:05:49:53: <elliott> "The GNU version is best. none of the other's implement --help to print the program's usage, including specifics on the (also not implemented) -E and -e options, which are useful depending on how your script uses echo. Also, vs the SYS V and other older versions, this version of echo doesn't require a shell to properly handle escape sequences or quotes. It also properly detects and uses locales and characters sets. The FreeBSD version does almost +2011-08-02.txt:02:46:16: <elliott> cabal: unrecognised command: intsall (try --help) +2011-08-12.txt:22:12:04: <HackEgo> rm: missing operand. \ Try `rm --help' for more information.. +2011-08-13.txt:22:00:14: <elliott> ---help--- +2011-08-14.txt:16:55:23: <elliott> Deewiant: Guess what GetOpt can't handle nicely, that's right, things like --help and --version +2011-08-19.txt:13:23:57: <CakeProphet> `wl --help +2011-08-19.txt:13:57:28: <HackEgo> ghc: no input files \ Usage: For basic information, try the `--help' option. +2011-08-19.txt:17:18:51: <HackEgo> ghc: no input files \ Usage: For basic information, try the `--help' option. +2011-08-19.txt:23:49:51: <lambdabot> Try --help for command line options +2011-08-21.txt:04:58:57: <elliott> --help?! What's this nonsense! +2011-08-21.txt:18:41:39: <Gregor> $ ./rezzo --help +2011-08-21.txt:18:41:39: <Gregor> --help?! What's this nonsense! +2011-09-01.txt:03:31:37: <HackEgo> ghc: on the commandline: cannot use `--interactive' with `-e' \ Usage: For basic information, try the `--help' option. +2011-09-02.txt:00:20:04: <Sgeo> I think --wait just wasn't listed in --help, or I didn't see it +2011-09-14.txt:22:53:21: <HackEgo> mv: missing destination file operand after `/hackenv/bin/forget /hackenv/bin/forget_' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. +2011-09-14.txt:23:05:20: <HackEgo> mv: missing destination file operand after `wisdom/hackego, wisdom/hackego' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. +2011-09-14.txt:23:26:14: <shachaf> `forget --help +2011-09-14.txt:23:26:16: <HackEgo> rm: cannot remove `wisdom/--help': No such file or directory \ Forget what? +2011-09-14.txt:23:54:15: <HackEgo> Usage: chsh [options] [LOGIN] \ \ Options: \ -h, --help display this help message and exit \ -s, --shell SHELL new login shell for the user account \ +2011-09-15.txt:00:03:57: <HackEgo> rm: invalid option -- \ Try `rm --help' for more information. +2011-09-15.txt:04:04:21: <HackEgo> ghc: no input files \ Usage: For basic information, try the `--help' option. +2011-09-15.txt:04:28:07: <Gregor> `shred --help +2011-09-16.txt:20:58:35: <elliott> CCBI :: unexpected argument 'R'. Use '--help' for help. +2011-09-16.txt:20:58:35: <elliott> CCBI :: unexpected argument 'T'. Use '--help' for help. +2011-09-16.txt:20:58:35: <elliott> CCBI :: unexpected argument 'U'. Use '--help' for help. +2011-09-23.txt:12:50:23: <HackEgo> mv: missing destination file operand after `wacro_egobot.pl bin/wacro' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. +2011-09-23.txt:12:57:06: <HackEgo> mv: missing destination file operand after `wacro_egobot.pl bin/wacro' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. +2011-09-24.txt:18:18:04: <elliott_> [--help] COMMAND [ARGS] +2011-09-24.txt:20:35:23: <Vorpal> diff --help | grep git turns up nothing here +2011-09-25.txt:15:23:41: <HackEgo> gzip: invalid option -- \ Try `gzip --help' for more information. +2011-09-25.txt:15:24:18: <HackEgo> gzip: invalid option -- \ Try `gzip --help' for more information. +2011-09-25.txt:15:25:31: <HackEgo> tar: invalid option -- e \ Try `tar --help' or `tar --usage' for more information. +2011-09-25.txt:15:25:36: <HackEgo> tar: invalid option -- \ Try `tar --help' or `tar --usage' for more information. +2011-09-25.txt:20:23:55: <HackEgo> mv: missing destination file operand after `bin/wacro bin/word' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. +2011-10-02.txt:12:24:42: <elliott> cabal: unrecognised command: shadow (try --help) +2011-10-03.txt:00:30:57: <HackEgo> rm: invalid option -- \ Try `rm --help' for more information. +2011-10-03.txt:00:36:19: <HackEgo> mkdir: invalid option -- \ Try `mkdir --help' for more information. +2011-10-03.txt:00:40:46: <HackEgo> ls: invalid option -- \ Try `ls --help' for more information. +2011-10-03.txt:00:51:13: <HackEgo> mv: missing destination file operand after `units bin' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. +2011-10-05.txt:07:47:49: <elliott> git: 'gui' is not a git command. See 'git --help'. +2011-10-07.txt:17:34:38: <fizzie> `run /bin/echo --help +2011-10-07.txt:17:34:41: <HackEgo> Usage: /bin/echo [OPTION]... [STRING]... \ Echo the STRING(s) to standard output. \ \ -n do not output the trailing newline \ -e enable interpretation of backslash escapes \ -E disable interpretation of backslash escapes (default) \ --help display this help and exit +2011-10-07.txt:17:35:37: <fizzie> I'm not exactly sure how you are meant to echo "--help" with the coreutils echo. +2011-10-07.txt:17:35:46: <fizzie> `run echo -- --help +2011-10-07.txt:17:35:48: <HackEgo> ​-- --help +2011-10-07.txt:17:35:50: <fizzie> `run /bin/echo -- --help +2011-10-07.txt:17:35:52: <HackEgo> ​-- --help +2011-10-07.txt:17:35:57: <CakeProp1et> `run /bin/echo --help +2011-10-07.txt:17:36:00: <HackEgo> Usage: /bin/echo [OPTION]... [STRING]... \ Echo the STRING(s) to standard output. \ \ -n do not output the trailing newline \ -e enable interpretation of backslash escapes \ -E disable interpretation of backslash escapes (default) \ --help display this help and exit +2011-10-07.txt:17:36:23: <fizzie> `run /bin/echo -E --help +2011-10-07.txt:17:36:25: <HackEgo> ​--help +2011-10-14.txt:03:26:21: <HackEgo> ghc: no input files \ Usage: For basic information, try the `--help' option. +2011-10-14.txt:09:13:01: <fizzie> Try `gtar --help' or `gtar --usage' for more information. +2011-10-28.txt:19:02:37: <elliott> run('perl', './' + configure, '--help') +2011-10-28.txt:19:10:42: <elliott> you can pass it --help +2011-11-02.txt:23:59:28: <HackEgo> cut: the delimiter must be a single character \ Try `cut --help' for more information. \ *poof* +2011-11-03.txt:00:01:00: <HackEgo> cut: the delimiter must be a single character \ Try `cut --help' for more information. +2011-11-04.txt:10:16:48: <ais523> elliott_: "true --help" doesn't print anything +2011-11-04.txt:10:17:00: <fizzie> $ /bin/true --help +2011-11-04.txt:10:17:03: <Sgeo|web> `run true --help +2011-11-04.txt:10:17:06: <elliott_> [elliott@dinky weboflies]$ /bin/true --help +2011-11-04.txt:10:17:06: <elliott_> --help display this help and exit +2011-11-17.txt:21:20:27: <HackEgo> chmod: missing operand after `+x bin/welcome' \ Try `chmod --help' for more information. +2011-11-18.txt:23:58:38: <CakeProphet> `run paste --help +2011-11-19.txt:00:10:18: <elliott> `tree --help +2011-11-19.txt:00:10:20: <HackEgo> usage: tree [-adfghilnpqrstuvxACDFNS] [-H baseHREF] [-T title ] [-L level [-R]] \.[-P pattern] [-I pattern] [-o filename] [--version] [--help] [--inodes] \.[--device] [--noreport] [--nolinks] [--dirsfirst] [--charset charset] \..[--filelimit #] [<directory list>] \ -a. All files are listed. \ -d. List directories only. \.-l. Follow symbolic links like directories. +2011-11-19.txt:00:10:32: <elliott> `run tree --help | paste +2011-11-19.txt:00:10:34: <HackEgo> usage: tree [-adfghilnpqrstuvxACDFNS] [-H baseHREF] [-T title ] [-L level [-R]] \.[-P pattern] [-I pattern] [-o filename] [--version] [--help] [--inodes] \.[--device] [--noreport] [--nolinks] [--dirsfirst] [--charset charset] \..[--filelimit #] [<directory list>] \ -a. All files are listed. \ -d. List directories only. \.-l. Follow symbolic links like directories. +2011-11-19.txt:00:10:38: <elliott> `run tree --help 2>&1 | paste +2011-11-24.txt:22:08:43: <HackEgo> rm: invalid option -- ' ' \ Try `rm --help' for more information. +2011-11-24.txt:22:11:24: <HackEgo> rm: invalid option -- ' ' \ Try `rm --help' for more information. +2011-12-02.txt:14:06:38: <kallisti> `run festival --help +2011-12-04.txt:21:59:52: <HackEgo> ln: invalid option -- ' ' \ Try `ln --help' for more information. +2011-12-17.txt:00:38:31: <Sgeo> !haskell --help +2011-12-20.txt:09:34:04: <HackEgo> cp: missing destination file operand after `bin/log bin/pastlog' \ Try `cp --help' for more information. +2011-12-23.txt:09:03:44: <HackEgo> mv: missing destination file operand after `chmod +x words.pl && mv words.pl bin/words' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. +2011-12-23.txt:09:04:14: <HackEgo> mv: missing destination file operand after `Data share/WordData' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. +2011-12-23.txt:09:04:24: <kallisti> `words --help +2011-12-23.txt:09:25:40: <kallisti> `run --help +2011-12-23.txt:09:25:44: <HackEgo> bash: --: invalid option \ Usage:.bash [GNU long option] [option] ... \.bash [GNU long option] [option] script-file ... \ GNU long options: \.--debug \.--debugger \.--dump-po-strings \.--dump-strings \.--help \.--init-file \.--login \.--noediting \.--noprofile \.--norc \.--posix \.--protected \.--rcfile \.--restricted \.--verbose \.--version
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.12049 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +#!/bin/sh +count () { + hg log --template '{desc}\n' | + egrep '<[^]]*> karma\'$1 | + fgrep -vix "<$2> karma$1 $2" | + cut -d' ' -f3 | + fgrep -cix "$2" +} +plus=$(count + "$1") +minus=$(count - "$1") +echo $(($plus-$minus)) +
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.12212 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +2011-08-19.txt:05:58:16: <elliott_> `addquote <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +2011-08-19.txt:05:58:17: <HackEgo> 600) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +2011-09-15.txt:13:37:41: <HackEgo> 600) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +2011-09-15.txt:13:43:23: <HackEgo> 600) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.12261 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +2012-02-23.txt:20:36:45: <oerjan> elliott: are we speaking of f.., m.......y, c......s...?
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.12263 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +2012-02-12.txt:21:42:25: <damageinc> hi +2012-02-12.txt:21:45:16: <damageinc> im not clickin any links
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.12354 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2008-12-04.txt:18:43:08: * oerjan picks up the dropped hyphen and adds it to the swatter -----### +2008-12-04.txt:22:45:26: * oerjan swats lament -----### +2008-12-06.txt:19:46:25: * oerjan swats zuff -----### +2008-12-12.txt:00:59:44: <oerjan> nothing wrong with my old one -----### +2008-12-12.txt:01:10:50: * oerjan then swats oklopol -----### +2008-12-15.txt:18:34:21: * oerjan swats ais523 -----### +2008-12-15.txt:18:34:59: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2008-12-18.txt:22:11:53: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2008-12-18.txt:22:13:08: * oerjan swats zuff -----### +2008-12-22.txt:22:46:51: * oerjan is happy to oblige -----### +2008-12-24.txt:21:44:50: * oerjan swats Sgeo. there is no escape. -----### +2008-12-25.txt:17:40:03: * oerjan swats Slereah in a gentle, caring way -----### +2008-12-26.txt:20:56:32: * oerjan swats the raw tab character -----### +2008-12-26.txt:21:01:05: * oerjan swats some time flies -----### +2008-12-28.txt:21:17:43: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2008-12-29.txt:22:34:21: * oerjan swats psygnisfive -----### +2008-12-31.txt:18:12:31: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2008-12-31.txt:18:12:52: * ehird swats oerjan -----### +2008-12-31.txt:23:39:11: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2009-01-02.txt:01:09:23: * oerjan bringeth forth ye holie exorcising swatter -----### +2009-01-04.txt:16:24:08: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-01-07.txt:22:10:12: * oerjan swats oklofok -----### +2009-01-12.txt:22:35:41: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-01-14.txt:19:00:23: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-01-18.txt:18:23:22: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2009-01-18.txt:20:41:37: * oerjan swats ais523 -----### +2009-01-19.txt:22:58:54: * oerjan swats fizzie -----### +2009-01-20.txt:09:35:44: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2009-01-20.txt:18:28:40: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-01-20.txt:19:34:01: * oerjan swats FireFly -----### +2009-01-25.txt:22:21:49: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2009-01-27.txt:23:44:43: * oerjan swats oklopol for making him google a nonexisting term -----### +2009-01-29.txt:23:14:19: * oerjan swats FireFly -----### +2009-01-29.txt:23:57:39: * oerjan swats oklopol -----### +2009-01-30.txt:22:39:34: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2009-01-31.txt:23:57:13: * oerjan swats Slereah2 -----### +2009-02-04.txt:16:49:57: * oerjan swats FireFly -----### +2009-02-05.txt:20:38:56: * oerjan swats ais523 -----### +2009-02-06.txt:19:48:36: * oerjan swats whoppix -----### +2009-02-07.txt:18:53:39: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-02-07.txt:19:03:44: * oerjan swats FireFly -----### +2009-02-07.txt:19:05:41: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-02-08.txt:19:33:06: * oerjan swats kerlo -----### +2009-02-09.txt:19:30:02: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-02-10.txt:21:25:45: * oerjan swats FireFly -----### +2009-02-13.txt:20:21:45: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2009-02-13.txt:20:24:56: * oerjan swats AnMaster again for good measure -----### +2009-02-13.txt:20:32:43: * oerjan swats ais523 -----### +2009-02-14.txt:19:36:06: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-02-15.txt:18:25:36: * oerjan almost forgets swatting FireFly -----### +2009-02-16.txt:10:51:24: * oerjan swats oklofok viciously -----### +2009-02-16.txt:23:57:01: * oerjan swats FireFly first -----### +2009-02-17.txt:21:15:58: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2009-02-17.txt:22:21:54: * oerjan swats FireFly -----### +2009-02-20.txt:21:22:20: * oerjan goes into a backwards travelling time machine, then swats FireFly -----### +2009-02-21.txt:01:54:59: * oerjan swats oklopol -----### +2009-02-21.txt:01:56:26: * Sgeo swats oerjan -----### +2009-02-21.txt:02:36:04: * oerjan swats oklopol -----### +2009-02-22.txt:17:52:46: * oerjan swats FireFly -----### +2009-02-22.txt:17:53:18: * ehird_ swats oerjan -----### +2009-02-22.txt:17:53:22: * oerjan swats ais523 -----### +2009-02-22.txt:18:13:25: * oerjan swats ehird_ -----### +2009-02-22.txt:22:35:49: * oerjan scares FireFly with the swatter, but without hitting -----### +2009-02-22.txt:23:44:30: * oerjan swats ehird to death -----### +2009-02-24.txt:17:21:45: * oerjan swats AnMaster and olsner -----### +2009-02-24.txt:18:49:29: <oerjan> of course not, we are more civilized here -----### +2009-02-24.txt:22:35:32: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-02-25.txt:00:33:33: * oerjan swats himself -----### +2009-03-03.txt:16:45:31: * oerjan swats oklopol -----### +2009-03-04.txt:16:59:53: * oerjan swats kerlo -----### +2009-03-04.txt:20:01:50: * oerjan likes swatting FireFly -----### +2009-03-07.txt:19:45:40: * oerjan swats kerlo and gives him an F -----### +2009-03-08.txt:22:27:22: * oerjan swats ais523 -----### +2009-03-08.txt:23:40:38: * oerjan swats estoppel -----### +2009-03-08.txt:23:40:52: * Sgeo swats the swatter -----### +2009-03-08.txt:23:48:45: * oerjan swats AnMaster and psygnisfive -----### +2009-03-08.txt:23:49:16: * oerjan swats psygnisfive on his bare bottom -----### +2009-03-09.txt:22:28:46: * oerjan swats ais523's switfly -----### +2009-03-11.txt:21:41:45: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2009-03-12.txt:01:04:16: * oerjan swats psygnisfive's fingers for him -----### +2009-03-12.txt:23:47:56: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2009-03-14.txt:01:15:19: * oerjan swats MizardX -----### +2009-03-14.txt:19:15:31: * oerjan swats a wiki spammer -----### +2009-03-15.txt:19:10:30: * oerjan goes on a murderous swatting spree -----### +2009-03-15.txt:23:57:28: * oerjan swats straight through ehirdghost -----### FOR SCIENCE! +2009-03-15.txt:23:58:00: * oerjan repeats the experiment for statistical significance -----### +2009-03-17.txt:06:21:11: * oerjan swats ehird to make the point clear -----### +2009-03-19.txt:05:08:27: * oerjan swats bsmntbombdood_ -----### +2009-03-19.txt:17:09:23: * oerjan cheerfully swats FireFly -----### +2009-03-20.txt:17:58:17: * oerjan swats FireFly -----### +2009-03-20.txt:20:29:20: * oerjan swats FireFly twice as compensation -----### -----### +2009-03-23.txt:00:23:34: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-03-24.txt:00:04:52: * oerjan swats AnMaster to within an inch of his life -----### +2009-03-25.txt:22:16:12: * oerjan swats FireFly -----### +2009-03-25.txt:23:22:24: * oerjan swats an extra n to FireFly -----### +2009-03-26.txt:16:25:21: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-03-26.txt:16:31:29: * oerjan swats ehird again as reinforcement -----### +2009-03-27.txt:03:41:08: * oerjan swats oklowob -----### +2009-03-27.txt:03:51:09: * oerjan swats oklowob again -----### +2009-03-27.txt:15:54:15: * oerjan does a rotating ehird swat ###-----.-----### +2009-03-27.txt:19:14:47: * oerjan swats ais523 to compare -----### +2009-03-27.txt:22:42:01: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2009-03-27.txt:22:43:38: * oerjan swats ehird too -----### +2009-03-27.txt:23:01:12: <oerjan> *sigh* oh well, here -----### +2009-03-27.txt:23:01:30: * oklowob swats oerjan -----### +2009-03-27.txt:23:03:01: * oklowob doubleswats oerjan -----### ###----- +2009-03-27.txt:23:10:38: <oklowob> *-----### +2009-03-29.txt:00:05:21: * oerjan swats lament to increase the risk of such jokes -----### +2009-04-01.txt:00:05:40: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-04-02.txt:03:38:11: * oerjan swats ais523 -----### +2009-04-04.txt:16:48:48: * oerjan swats FireFly -----### +2009-04-04.txt:16:49:14: * oerjan swats FireFly's network -----### +2009-04-09.txt:09:12:29: * oerjan swats psygnisfive. but not there. -----### +2009-04-10.txt:19:01:48: * oerjan swats oklopol -----### +2009-04-18.txt:00:57:26: * oerjan swats lament -----### +2009-04-19.txt:14:32:11: * oerjan swats oklopol -----### +2009-04-19.txt:21:40:09: * oerjan swats oklopol -----### +2009-04-22.txt:22:54:51: * oerjan swats okloduk for a clear meme failure -----### +2009-04-30.txt:20:12:23: * oerjan swats FireyFly -----### +2009-05-07.txt:17:08:21: * oerjan swats ais523 -----### +2009-05-07.txt:17:08:58: <GregorR> "-----###" looks more like a mace than a fly-swatter to me. +2009-05-08.txt:17:40:38: * oerjan swats GregorR -----### +2009-05-08.txt:23:40:22: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-05-08.txt:23:40:31: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2009-05-14.txt:16:28:55: * oerjan swats FireFly -----### +2009-05-14.txt:16:29:57: * oerjan swats ehird in a lurid way -----### +2009-05-19.txt:18:33:58: * oerjan swats some glory -----### +2009-05-21.txt:12:33:38: * oerjan swats AnMaster for spoiling -----### +2009-05-22.txt:19:38:53: * oerjan swats ehird in an elegant way -----### +2009-05-24.txt:15:42:21: * oerjan swats FireFly -----### +2009-05-28.txt:02:25:41: * oerjan swats his way out -----### +2009-06-01.txt:08:29:17: * oerjan swats bsmntbombdood -----### +2009-06-03.txt:00:00:15: * oerjan swats ais523 -----### +2009-06-04.txt:00:17:41: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-06-05.txt:23:02:36: * oerjan swats both AnMaster and ehird -----### +2009-06-07.txt:23:43:00: * oerjan swats SimonRC for his stupidity -----### +2009-06-12.txt:05:54:16: * oerjan swats the fake cpressey -----### +2009-06-13.txt:04:04:50: * oerjan swats Petalon mercilessly -----### +2009-06-15.txt:05:05:51: * oerjan swats GregorR -----### +2009-06-15.txt:13:57:56: * oerjan swats FireFly -----### +2009-06-16.txt:07:50:07: * oerjan swats augur -----### +2009-06-17.txt:17:44:52: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2009-06-18.txt:21:36:29: * oerjan swats Warrigal -----### +2009-06-18.txt:23:23:18: * oerjan plays violent -----### +2009-06-19.txt:09:33:51: * oerjan swats immibis -----### +2009-06-19.txt:09:33:52: * immibis swats oerjan -----### +2009-06-19.txt:09:34:18: <immibis> and that appears to me as: [20:33] --> [#esoteric] ACTION swats oerjan -----### +2009-06-19.txt:22:59:34: <oerjan> sending but not responding is a swattable offense -----### +2009-06-20.txt:10:53:32: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2009-06-20.txt:19:53:16: * oerjan swats that smile off ehird's face -----### +2009-06-21.txt:23:45:59: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-06-22.txt:23:53:24: * oerjan swats AnMaster back -----### +2009-06-25.txt:16:15:14: * oerjan swats Deewiant -----### +2009-06-27.txt:00:41:35: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2009-06-30.txt:02:20:29: * oerjan swats lambdabot -----### +2009-07-03.txt:17:08:51: * oerjan swats fizzie -----### +2009-07-03.txt:19:03:51: * oerjan swats FireFly for doing such a stupid thing. -----### +2009-07-07.txt:21:26:36: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-07-07.txt:22:34:19: * oerjan swats pikhq -----### +2009-07-07.txt:22:37:34: * oerjan swats himself -----### +2009-07-07.txt:23:22:13: * oerjan swats estoppel -----### +2009-07-10.txt:23:17:21: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2009-07-13.txt:01:32:26: * oerjan swats self -----### +2009-07-13.txt:16:00:33: * oerjan swats ehird without mercy -----### +2009-07-14.txt:03:06:40: * oerjan swats oklopol -----### +2009-07-15.txt:13:52:00: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-07-17.txt:13:46:21: * oerjan swats GregorR -----### +2009-07-19.txt:22:03:51: * oerjan dreams of swatting GregorR -----### +2009-07-19.txt:22:04:39: * oerjan swats GregorR a couple of times -----### -----### +2009-07-19.txt:22:40:33: * oerjan swats FireFly -----### +2009-07-20.txt:01:36:27: * oerjan swats ais523 to get his reading comprehension working -----### +2009-07-21.txt:15:39:22: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-07-24.txt:22:55:00: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-07-27.txt:23:00:56: * oerjan swats augur for using words that others have used -----### +2009-07-28.txt:22:10:27: * oerjan swats GregorR -----### +2009-07-30.txt:23:07:03: * oerjan swats ehird down into the asphalt, warner bros style -----### +2009-08-04.txt:00:40:22: * oerjan swats GregorR-L -----### +2009-08-05.txt:01:06:04: * oerjan swats Gracenotes for perpetuating the myth -----### +2009-08-05.txt:01:24:32: * oerjan swats HackEgo for absence -----### +2009-08-07.txt:16:36:48: * oerjan swats okloput for ruining the joke -----### +2009-08-08.txt:19:14:55: * oerjan forgot the swatter -----### +2009-08-09.txt:17:01:29: * oerjan then swats ehird for doing exactly that -----### +2009-08-12.txt:23:43:41: * oerjan swats FireFly -----### +2009-08-14.txt:23:00:05: * oerjan swats ais523 -----### +2009-08-16.txt:02:39:23: * oerjan swats Sgeo -----### +2009-08-18.txt:05:40:06: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-08-18.txt:14:57:25: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-08-20.txt:00:28:50: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-08-20.txt:01:20:16: * oerjan swats oklokok -----### +2009-08-23.txt:03:02:57: * oerjan swats ehird_ -----### +2009-08-29.txt:11:46:40: <oerjan> *oerjan something swatter -----### +2009-09-03.txt:00:06:44: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-10-01.txt:01:32:33: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-10-02.txt:03:00:56: <oerjan> how do you know i suffer from brachiophagia -----### +2009-10-05.txt:14:27:38: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-10-09.txt:06:30:00: * oerjan swats ehird for bungling the meter on the last line -----### +2009-10-09.txt:06:31:17: <oerjan> I AM FULLY AWARE. AUM. ALSO, -----### +2009-10-12.txt:19:57:41: * ehird swats oerjan --------### +2009-10-12.txt:19:58:54: * ehird swats oerjan --------### +2009-10-12.txt:20:07:19: * ehird swats oerjan --------### +2009-10-12.txt:20:10:37: * ehird swats oerjan --------### +2009-10-13.txt:16:23:27: * oerjan swatteth coppro -----### +2009-10-13.txt:16:24:28: * oerjan swats one of the ducks at ehird -----### +2009-10-15.txt:13:23:00: * oerjan lends ehird the swatter to swat incoming aircraft -----### +2009-10-19.txt:13:09:15: * oerjan swats oklopol to death per request -----### +2009-10-19.txt:16:15:06: <oerjan> * oerjan swats oklopol to death per request -----### +2009-10-19.txt:17:04:54: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2009-10-19.txt:20:58:49: * oerjan swats AnMaster for knowing too much -----### +2009-10-23.txt:21:04:44: * oerjan swats Slereah for being a useless jew -----### +2009-10-23.txt:21:34:45: <oerjan> *SWAT* -----### +2009-10-23.txt:21:35:35: * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### +2009-10-23.txt:21:36:37: <ehird> `addquote * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +2009-10-23.txt:21:36:39: <HackEgo> 94|* oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +2009-10-24.txt:21:28:27: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2009-10-26.txt:04:25:07: * oerjan swats fax -----### +2009-10-29.txt:03:31:10: * oerjan swats ehird -----### +2009-10-29.txt:03:33:35: * oerjan swats ehird again -----### +2009-10-31.txt:19:28:28: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2009-11-01.txt:07:30:25: * oerjan swattit madbrainum -----### +2009-11-07.txt:15:37:16: * oerjan tries to swat FireFly, misses and swats ehird instead -----### +2009-11-10.txt:18:56:01: <oerjan> FireFly: look at the bright side, now he looks more swattable than you -----### +2009-11-29.txt:07:58:28: <oerjan> ehird: YES! -----### +2009-11-30.txt:15:20:11: * oerjan swats oklofok -----### +2009-12-02.txt:15:13:11: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2009-12-09.txt:03:41:17: * oerjan swats oklofok -----### +2009-12-13.txt:15:18:26: * oerjan brings out FireFly's greatest fan -----### +2009-12-13.txt:15:44:35: * oerjan swats uorygl -----### +2009-12-16.txt:23:16:47: * oerjan swats anmaster_l -----### +2009-12-17.txt:16:39:57: * oerjan swats soupdragon for stealth changing his nick again -----### +2009-12-17.txt:23:11:08: * oerjan swats AnMaster back into the past -----### +2010-01-11.txt:23:13:18: * oerjan swats ehirdiphone for fluttering -----### +2010-01-16.txt:22:13:19: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2010-01-24.txt:01:00:05: * oerjan swats nooga for trolling us -----### +2010-02-02.txt:21:19:44: * oerjan executes a swatting, terminating oklopol -----### +2010-02-08.txt:15:39:18: * oerjan swats cpressey for having him google to find out the meaning of his own pun -----### +2010-02-14.txt:04:23:52: * oerjan swats alise -----### +2010-02-14.txt:05:02:57: * oerjan swats MissPiggy for joining an annoybot -----### +2010-02-14.txt:05:10:38: <oerjan> ALISWAT -----### +2010-02-14.txt:05:27:41: * oerjan swats muphry -----### +2010-02-15.txt:00:57:06: <oerjan> olsner: what a ridiculous hypothesis -----### +2010-02-18.txt:19:43:40: * oerjan quickly swats oklopol -----### +2010-03-01.txt:00:40:33: * oerjan swats alise -----### +2010-03-01.txt:15:02:11: * oerjan swats muphry -----### +2010-03-04.txt:01:03:59: * oerjan swats augur -----### +2010-03-11.txt:19:42:36: * oerjan swats uorygl -----### +2010-03-11.txt:21:48:24: <oerjan> stealth attack! -----### +2010-03-14.txt:02:28:30: * oerjan swats fax for quoting wolfram, especially in the context of what counts as proof -----### +2010-03-20.txt:00:26:08: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2010-03-20.txt:01:38:28: * oerjan swats oklopol, then himself -----### +2010-03-21.txt:01:45:43: * oerjan swats alise -----### +2010-03-22.txt:00:34:18: * oerjan swats alise -----### +2010-03-22.txt:23:05:18: * oerjan swats Gregor -----### +2010-03-26.txt:20:40:53: * oerjan swats Phantom_Hoover -----### +2010-03-27.txt:22:22:58: * oerjan swats pikhq for stealing his joke -----### +2010-03-28.txt:19:32:56: * oerjan swats fax to unconfuse em -----### +2010-04-17.txt:20:36:39: * oerjan swats alise__ -----### +2010-04-20.txt:03:46:02: * oerjan swats uorygl -----### +2010-04-22.txt:23:39:57: * oerjan swats AnMaster's pun detector into place -----### +2010-04-25.txt:02:53:54: * oerjan swats Sgeo -----### +2010-04-29.txt:15:51:21: * oerjan swats Rugxulo -----### +2010-05-03.txt:01:08:05: <HackEgo> 94|* oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +2010-05-03.txt:21:03:24: * oerjan swats alise -----### +2010-05-09.txt:01:54:48: * oerjan swats uorygl -----### +2010-05-09.txt:04:56:44: * oerjan swats coppro -----### +2010-05-13.txt:04:24:31: * oerjan swats pikhq -----### +2010-05-15.txt:22:40:49: * oerjan swats uorygl -----### +2010-05-16.txt:11:55:47: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2010-05-19.txt:21:23:40: * oerjan runs after AnMaster and swats him -----### +2010-05-20.txt:20:09:10: * oerjan swats Phantom_Hoover -----### +2010-05-27.txt:17:19:23: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2010-05-30.txt:16:45:40: * oerjan swats alise -----### +2010-05-30.txt:22:50:55: <oerjan> !haskell putStrLn "swats Phantom_Hoover and alise -----###" +2010-05-30.txt:22:51:12: <oerjan> !haskell putStrLn "ACTION swats Phantom_Hoover and alise -----###" +2010-05-30.txt:22:51:13: * EgoBot swats Phantom_Hoover and alise -----### +2010-05-31.txt:17:17:22: * alise swats oerjan -------------### +2010-06-02.txt:22:14:41: * oerjan swats FireFly -----### +2010-06-13.txt:07:07:05: * oerjan swats Gregor -----### +2010-06-19.txt:10:28:13: * oerjan swats oklopol -----### +2010-06-20.txt:21:43:08: * oerjan swats oklopol -----### +2010-06-25.txt:23:11:20: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2010-06-27.txt:21:11:12: * oerjan swats alise -----### DO NOT DOUBT MY GENIUS +2010-07-21.txt:19:15:33: * oerjan swats Madk -----### +2010-07-25.txt:01:05:20: * oerjan swats AnMaster -----### +2010-07-27.txt:00:15:24: * oerjan swats aliseiphone -----### +2010-07-30.txt:04:04:34: * oerjan swats pikhq -----### +2010-08-04.txt:05:52:24: * oerjan swats Sgeo -----### +2010-08-04.txt:18:02:58: * oerjan swats Phantom_Hoover -----### +2010-08-06.txt:17:35:24: * oerjan swats alise -----### +2010-08-20.txt:16:43:49: * oerjan swats Zuu -----### +2010-08-20.txt:19:22:52: * oerjan swats Gregor-W -----### +2010-08-20.txt:19:25:41: * oerjan swats Gregor-W again -----### +2010-08-22.txt:21:40:27: <HackEgo> 94|* oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +2010-08-27.txt:01:12:49: * oerjan swats ais523 ------### +2010-08-27.txt:13:26:46: * oerjan swats Phantom_Hoover -----### +2010-08-27.txt:23:50:58: * oerjan swats HackEgo -----### +2010-08-28.txt:04:21:39: * oerjan swats kalise -----### +2010-09-04.txt:01:29:58: * oerjan swats Sgeo -----### +2010-09-04.txt:18:41:00: * cpressey borrows oerjan's palm frond and swats Phantom_Hoover_ -----###### +2010-09-05.txt:00:45:25: * oerjan swats FireFly -----### +2010-09-06.txt:18:13:25: * oerjan swats Phantom_Hoover -----### +[too many lines; stopping]
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I usually pronounce it like mÉ’nki, but I might be wrong +2011-04-12.txt:17:38:00: <oklopol> monqy: is it your actual first name? +2011-04-12.txt:17:38:15: <monqy> no; that would be a silly first name +2011-04-13.txt:08:10:21: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-13.txt:18:03:48: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-13.txt:18:26:02: <monqy> hehehheh +2011-04-13.txt:18:26:08: <monqy> is Spark any good +2011-04-13.txt:20:36:11: <monqy> I come from obsessively reading the wiki +2011-04-13.txt:20:54:23: <monqy> `d'/`o' vs 'c'/'s' +2011-04-13.txt:20:55:32: <monqy> OCR on code is a brilliant idea +2011-04-13.txt:20:56:53: <newsham> monqy: the only surviving copy of the 1st ed kernel was a printout. we actually ocr'd and manually fixed it to get it running. +2011-04-13.txt:20:57:11: <monqy> mmmm +2011-04-14.txt:03:32:05: <monqy> sounds like oldlisp +2011-04-14.txt:03:32:17: <monqy> (by default) +2011-04-14.txt:03:45:04: <monqy> ooh where's this? I need a good laugh +2011-04-14.txt:03:45:45: <monqy> delicious +2011-04-14.txt:03:59:23: <monqy> I haven't bothered with common lisp yet (learned scheme first; from what I know I prefer it more too, and currently have little use for common lisp) +2011-04-14.txt:04:09:17: <monqy> what is a super parenthesis +2011-04-14.txt:04:09:36: <elliott> monqy: parentheses that save the world +2011-04-14.txt:04:10:02: <Sgeo> monqy, ((((] # That ] closes those parens +2011-04-14.txt:04:10:11: <monqy> eugh +2011-04-14.txt:04:10:35: <monqy> I let vim do my paren counting +2011-04-14.txt:04:11:55: <monqy> I don't think I'd be comfortable with ] at all; I imagine it would feel rather unbalanced +2011-04-14.txt:04:12:49: <elliott> monqy: me too. +2011-04-14.txt:04:13:20: <monqy> paren counting for ] +2011-04-14.txt:08:14:12: <monqy> new sham / news ham +2011-04-14.txt:08:15:52: <monqy> perhaps +2011-04-14.txt:10:23:37: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-14.txt:17:36:00: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:29:15: <monqy> fancy bot there +2011-04-15.txt:04:29:21: <elliott> monqy: inorite +2011-04-15.txt:04:30:40: <monqy> nice error +2011-04-15.txt:04:32:52: <monqy> I've never seen a bot forget where it put its PRIVMSG before +2011-04-15.txt:04:45:25: <monqy> I should learn more languages sometime +2011-04-15.txt:04:54:29: <monqy> zeptolisp looks confusing :( +2011-04-15.txt:04:55:09: <monqy> what is it doing with those strings +2011-04-15.txt:04:55:35: <elliott> monqy: those aren't strings, just symbols +2011-04-15.txt:05:01:39: <elliott> monqy: it's not confusing, it does not even have variables! +2011-04-15.txt:07:28:06: <monqy> am I just tired or is java really confusing +2011-04-15.txt:07:30:51: <monqy> sounds like a good dream I would like to have +2011-04-15.txt:07:32:11: <monqy> I'd watch it +2011-04-15.txt:07:35:23: <elliott> monqy: can you fund this film please +2011-04-15.txt:07:36:43: <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +2011-04-15.txt:07:36:51: <elliott> `addquote <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +2011-04-15.txt:07:36:54: <HackEgo> 364) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +2011-04-15.txt:07:39:13: <monqy> what if you squat before jumping? does that make you go higher +2011-04-15.txt:07:39:17: <monqy> ooh and backflips +2011-04-15.txt:07:39:36: <monqy> is running before backflipping better before normal backflipping? I can't recall +2011-04-15.txt:07:44:47: <monqy> solution: have great sex dreams +2011-04-15.txt:07:46:40: <monqy> I want to go to that universe +2011-04-15.txt:08:31:20: <monqy> any particular dialect? +2011-04-15.txt:08:52:49: <monqy> clearly +2011-04-15.txt:08:53:02: <elliott> monqy knows what he's talking about. +2011-04-15.txt:08:53:55: <elliott> ok he's passed the Incredibly Irritating Fake Person Who Clogs the Channel test, I think we can all stop fooling monqy now +2011-04-15.txt:08:54:06: <A_Robertson> monqy: welcome +2011-04-15.txt:08:54:10: <monqy> hi +2011-04-15.txt:09:08:08: <monqy> happing +2011-04-15.txt:09:08:21: <monqy> oh wait no that's how the haps are +2011-04-15.txt:09:08:27: <monqy> not sure what they are, at all +2011-04-15.txt:09:50:37: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-15.txt:19:53:23: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:21:10:56: <monqy> pick every language, do everything useful +2011-04-16.txt:02:42:44: -!- monqy has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). +2011-04-16.txt:02:45:53: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-16.txt:05:55:21: -!- monqy has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). +2011-04-16.txt:05:56:54: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-16.txt:09:54:28: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-16.txt:18:05:11: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-16.txt:18:29:11: <monqy> 9/9 for 1 +2011-04-16.txt:18:29:16: <monqy> then go from there +2011-04-16.txt:18:29:21: <elliott> monqy: ah, thanks +2011-04-16.txt:18:29:27: <monqy> 9/9 + 9/9 + 9/9 + 9/9 + 9/9 +2011-04-16.txt:19:29:17: <monqy> do you have any virtual keyboards +2011-04-16.txt:21:18:24: <monqy> it's in the topic +2011-04-16.txt:21:18:27: <monqy> can you copy from the topic +2011-04-16.txt:21:18:46: <Vorpal> monqy, what is the symbol? +2011-04-16.txt:21:18:59: <monqy> octothorpe +2011-04-16.txt:21:19:15: <monqy> octothorpe +2011-04-16.txt:21:20:23: <monqy> presumably because that's what it's called +2011-04-16.txt:21:20:51: <Vorpal> monqy, actually it has many names +2011-04-16.txt:21:21:44: <monqy> like a lumberyard? +2011-04-16.txt:21:21:58: <Vorpal> monqy, a pile of planks +2011-04-16.txt:21:22:03: <Vorpal> monqy, seen from the top +2011-04-16.txt:21:22:13: <monqy> what's the swedish word for a pile of planks as seen from the top +2011-04-16.txt:21:22:40: <Vorpal> monqy, uh? I don't know any. I'm just saying that is what it is thought to resemble. Meaning it got the name lumberyard +2011-04-17.txt:04:03:36: <monqy> what's a party +2011-04-17.txt:04:56:40: <monqy> does that mean you are some op +2011-04-17.txt:04:57:09: <monqy> /msg elliott # +2011-04-17.txt:09:40:57: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-17.txt:17:59:00: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-18.txt:09:31:40: <monqy> server-side JS? +2011-04-18.txt:09:34:13: <elliott> monqy: yes. don't ask. +2011-04-18.txt:09:35:10: <monqy> "JS solution" sounds peculiar to me too, unless it's about solving JS +2011-04-18.txt:09:37:14: <monqy> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_server-side_JavaScript_solutions well fancy that +2011-04-18.txt:09:37:33: <monqy> even wikipedia calls it that +2011-04-18.txt:10:16:16: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-18.txt:19:21:34: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-18.txt:20:27:44: <monqy> :( +2011-04-18.txt:20:43:17: <monqy> pure mathematics is the only way +2011-04-18.txt:22:08:23: <monqy> ;_; +2011-04-19.txt:10:29:32: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-19.txt:18:34:34: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-19.txt:22:36:58: <monqy> I can't parse it either :( +2011-04-19.txt:22:37:57: <monqy> concise response: "what" +2011-04-19.txt:23:06:07: <monqy> my response was pretty good too +2011-04-19.txt:23:06:07: <monqy> imo +2011-04-20.txt:00:56:44: <monqy> punctuation, letters, words, sensibility +2011-04-20.txt:00:56:59: <elliott> monqy: a brain, ... +2011-04-20.txt:09:22:36: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-20.txt:17:58:02: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-20.txt:21:35:55: <monqy> nice lambdas there +2011-04-20.txt:21:36:05: <elliott> monqy: yeah, thank wikipedia :p +2011-04-20.txt:21:39:12: <monqy> don't most programmers use turing-complete languages +2011-04-21.txt:05:21:53: <monqy> elliott are you serious +2011-04-21.txt:05:21:59: <elliott> monqy: yes, it's a shar +2011-04-21.txt:05:22:08: <monqy> eugh +2011-04-21.txt:05:22:23: <monqy> one time I had to deal with a 2G shar +2011-04-21.txt:05:22:26: <monqy> it wasn't pretty +2011-04-21.txt:05:22:48: <monqy> 2G as in 2 gigabytes +2011-04-21.txt:05:22:56: <monqy> maybe another half-gigabyte too I forget +2011-04-21.txt:06:04:18: <monqy> everybody chromercise +2011-04-21.txt:06:04:43: <elliott> monqy: i think this is what they mean by twenty percent time +2011-04-21.txt:06:04:49: <monqy> wow this video +2011-04-21.txt:06:05:42: <monqy> the ending is very tasteful +2011-04-21.txt:06:05:49: <elliott> monqy: it's better in full hd +2011-04-21.txt:06:42:45: <monqy> okaysgfdhgjhm +2011-04-21.txt:07:44:57: <monqy> hello #esoteric. Phantom_Hoover is ignoring elliotts /msgs because he is a nazi.tell your frends. +2011-04-21.txt:09:58:50: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-21.txt:17:35:46: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-22.txt:09:51:42: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-22.txt:17:54:22: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-22.txt:21:10:26: <monqy> mmm nice going there +2011-04-23.txt:00:29:54: <monqy> quarterbaked +2011-04-23.txt:00:30:01: <pikhq> monqy: ^5 +2011-04-23.txt:00:31:19: <monqy> how does zepto work +2011-04-23.txt:00:31:24: <elliott> monqy: Badly. +2011-04-23.txt:00:35:41: <monqy> it would be nice if I could tell what the specification meant +2011-04-23.txt:00:36:13: <monqy> right now I'm trying to figure out how to get exotic errors +2011-04-23.txt:00:36:54: <monqy> : (id) +2011-04-23.txt:00:36:58: <monqy> oh no +2011-04-23.txt:00:37:40: <monqy> : (id '(x . x)) +2011-04-23.txt:00:37:50: <monqy> : (id '(x . x) '(x . x)) +2011-04-23.txt:00:38:22: <monqy> : (map 99 99 99 99 99 99 99) +2011-04-23.txt:00:38:57: <monqy> : (def 99 99 99 99 99 99 99) +2011-04-23.txt:00:41:11: <monqy> does it do anything useful +2011-04-23.txt:00:41:36: <monqy> mmmm +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:17: <monqy> (def x (x x)) +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:19: <monqy> er +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:21: <monqy> : (def x (x x)) +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:35: <monqy> : (def 'x (x x)) +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:39: <monqy> :'( +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:58: <monqy> (eval x) +2011-04-23.txt:00:43:01: <monqy> : (eval x) +2011-04-23.txt:00:43:07: <monqy> oh no x is 9 +2011-04-23.txt:00:43:57: <monqy> : (def x '(x x)) +2011-04-23.txt:00:44:03: <monqy> : (x x) +2011-04-23.txt:00:44:08: <monqy> : x +2011-04-23.txt:00:44:16: <monqy> aha +2011-04-23.txt:00:45:10: <monqy> how does it manage to rebind itself +2011-04-23.txt:00:46:38: <monqy> : (def x 'x) +2011-04-23.txt:00:46:43: <monqy> : (eval x) +2011-04-23.txt:00:46:51: <elliott> monqy: because it takes its arguments as x? +2011-04-23.txt:00:47:15: <monqy> oh is that how it works +2011-04-23.txt:00:48:54: <monqy> : (def x '(x x)) +2011-04-23.txt:00:49:19: <monqy> : (map x '(x x x)) +2011-04-23.txt:00:49:27: <monqy> : x +2011-04-23.txt:00:59:15: <monqy> mmmm pointers +2011-04-23.txt:02:01:09: <monqy> elliott your allocator is confusing. (this is because of the casts.) +2011-04-23.txt:02:01:20: <elliott> monqy: typedef struct pair *obj; +2011-04-23.txt:02:01:30: <elliott> monqy: I just cast it because I don't want to increment two objs every time :) +2011-04-23.txt:02:02:12: <elliott> monqy: anyway what you mean, is: +2011-04-23.txt:02:02:18: <elliott> monqy: "i'm not Zepto enough to understand your allocator" +2011-04-23.txt:02:02:29: <monqy> I'm not zepto enough to understand your allocator :( +2011-04-23.txt:02:02:48: <elliott> monqy: i am sorry, but i cannot help you with such personal deficiencies. +2011-04-23.txt:02:11:48: <elliott> why did you break it monqy +2011-04-23.txt:02:12:15: <monqy> what did I break +2011-04-23.txt:02:20:05: <monqy> my ad blocker is blocking it +2011-04-23.txt:02:20:27: <monqy> that is the most ridiculous ad +2011-04-23.txt:02:23:20: <monqy> too zepto +2011-04-23.txt:02:38:45: <monqy> which one isn't a number or boolean +2011-04-23.txt:02:39:07: <monqy> can you make it a number +2011-04-23.txt:02:39:53: <elliott> monqy: with a cast it seems +2011-04-23.txt:02:40:14: <monqy> casts, "the zepto way" +2011-04-23.txt:02:40:52: <monqy> zeptoed +2011-04-23.txt:02:43:29: <monqy> will it make the program exist again +2011-04-23.txt:02:43:37: <elliott> monqy, you are so deep. for a monkey. +2011-04-23.txt:02:51:56: <monqy> is it smiling +2011-04-23.txt:03:01:17: <monqy> what if libc needs debugging +2011-04-23.txt:03:01:23: <elliott> monqy: then don't use that command +2011-04-23.txt:03:17:45: <monqy> me too +2011-04-23.txt:03:36:16: <monqy> it would be far more normal if your junk were kastrated +2011-04-23.txt:07:47:13: <monqy> way to be decisive, marsupials +2011-04-23.txt:10:55:27: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-23.txt:20:50:55: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-23.txt:21:19:43: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-24.txt:05:45:14: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-24.txt:07:45:15: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-24.txt:18:12:17: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-25.txt:02:24:45: <monqy> very zepto +2011-04-25.txt:02:24:58: <elliott> monqy has it right. +2011-04-25.txt:02:29:53: <monqy> [hello]D +2011-04-25.txt:02:32:47: <monqy> is it fast +2011-04-25.txt:02:33:05: <monqy> it's somewhere in there +2011-04-25.txt:02:33:44: <monqy> good joke +2011-04-25.txt:02:33:53: <monqy> I was afraid it was actually doing something +2011-04-25.txt:02:34:20: <monqy> nop as a garbage collector would be pretty fast +2011-04-25.txt:02:34:28: <elliott> monqy: it's what i currently have +2011-04-25.txt:02:43:30: <monqy> is your 523 key missing +2011-04-25.txt:02:53:42: <monqy> are segfaults zepto +2011-04-25.txt:02:54:01: <monqy> I should take notes +2011-04-25.txt:02:57:55: <monqy> if(!(foo=malloc(bar))){fprintf(stderr, "oh no +");exit(1);} +2011-04-25.txt:02:59:45: <monqy> zepto is zepto +2011-04-25.txt:03:00:12: <monqy> thanks newlisp +2011-04-25.txt:03:01:25: <monqy> what about south +2011-04-25.txt:03:01:38: <pikhq> monqy: AND ALL THAT IS UP SOUTH +2011-04-25.txt:03:01:42: <pikhq> monqy: AND EAST AND WEST +2011-04-25.txt:03:02:08: <monqy> good luck have fun +2011-04-25.txt:03:02:24: <monqy> mmmm bad food +2011-04-25.txt:09:50:56: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-25.txt:18:13:24: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-25.txt:20:25:04: <monqy> I didn't read what phantom_hoover said but I agree with gregor +2011-04-26.txt:09:25:55: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-26.txt:17:44:55: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-27.txt:06:51:58: -!- monqy has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). +2011-04-27.txt:06:53:51: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-27.txt:11:38:18: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-27.txt:19:22:18: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-27.txt:19:33:18: <monqy> heheheheh +2011-04-28.txt:09:20:12: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-28.txt:17:01:57: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-29.txt:04:31:22: <monqy> unsleep(1) +2011-04-29.txt:04:31:32: <monqy> make it fast +2011-04-29.txt:04:31:39: <ais523> monqy: does that let you run programs in negative time? +2011-04-29.txt:04:32:26: <monqy> does tylenol make people stupid? I might care then +2011-04-29.txt:04:43:10: <pikhq> monqy: No, but Tylenol combined with something that can make people stupid is scary as fuck. +2011-04-29.txt:06:16:44: <monqy> without context I can't tell if that was serious +2011-04-29.txt:09:34:48: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-29.txt:17:22:15: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:45: <monqy> what's happeneing +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:03: <monqy> this is all your fault +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:14: <elliott> monqy: FUN IS HAPPENING +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:16: <elliott> monqy: no its elliottcables fault +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:45: <monqy> rest in peace egobot +2011-04-29.txt:19:01:45: <monqy> where are zeptobot and news-ham +2011-04-29.txt:19:01:53: <elliott> monqy: will fix +2011-04-29.txt:19:16:54: <monqy> what does radiobot do? +2011-04-29.txt:19:19:46: <monqy> this is problematic when it comes to being part in botspam +2011-04-29.txt:19:26:21: <monqy> I'd leave but I don't want to +2011-04-29.txt:19:26:38: <elliott> monqy: well that sucks +2011-04-29.txt:19:33:17: <elliott> 06:16:44: <monqy> without context I can't tell if that was serious +2011-04-29.txt:20:04:44: <monqy> there's a silly gcc thing that is like ?: but it doesn't make you repeat the malloc +2011-04-29.txt:20:05:10: <elliott> monqy: it is literally ?: +2011-04-29.txt:20:05:11: <monqy> it's something silly like malloc(n)?:(printf("oh no"),exit(1)) +2011-04-29.txt:20:05:13: <monqy> yes +2011-04-29.txt:20:05:19: <elliott> monqy: exit returns void +2011-04-29.txt:20:05:28: <monqy> but that makes me feel dirty +2011-04-29.txt:20:05:39: <elliott> monqy: well this is dirty +2011-04-29.txt:20:06:22: <monqy> what about an inline function +2011-04-29.txt:20:06:28: <elliott> what monqy said +2011-04-29.txt:20:07:00: <monqy> gcc also has a wacky statement-expression thing +2011-04-29.txt:20:07:06: <elliott> monqy: yep but no gensym +2011-04-29.txt:20:07:16: <monqy> :( +2011-04-29.txt:20:07:34: <elliott> monqy: istr the gcc manual saying they were planning to add gensym or whatever to use with statement expressions in macros +2011-04-29.txt:20:08:39: <elliott> monqy: anyway at some point you just have to say fuck it and use lisp :P +2011-04-29.txt:20:08:49: <monqy> I would have probably started with lisp +2011-04-29.txt:20:09:22: <monqy> I've tried template haskell before. it was kinda ugly. +2011-04-29.txt:20:09:43: <monqy> I want to try liskell but it looks incredibly dead +2011-04-29.txt:20:09:46: <elliott> monqy: yeah, it is; but if you have something that's just used at the top-level then it's not very ugly to use +2011-04-29.txt:23:14:52: <monqy> sometimes I eat because I am human +2011-04-30.txt:04:03:49: -!- monqy_ has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-30.txt:04:06:32: -!- monqy has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). +2011-04-30.txt:04:36:16: -!- monqy_ is now known as monqy. +2011-04-30.txt:06:52:36: -!- monqy has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). +2011-04-30.txt:06:52:47: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-30.txt:09:48:31: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-30.txt:16:59:58: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-30.txt:17:10:11: <monqy> hi +2011-04-30.txt:17:10:13: <monqy> I don't understand bitcoins +2011-04-30.txt:17:11:37: <monqy> graphics cards give you processing power +2011-04-30.txt:17:11:43: <monqy> processing power for manufacturing bitcoins +2011-04-30.txt:17:12:02: <monqy> at least that's what I think is happeneing +2011-04-30.txt:17:12:05: <monqy> without that e +2011-04-30.txt:17:12:07: <monqy> yuck +2011-04-30.txt:17:13:09: <monqy> though I can see that meaning good profit from additionally selling graphics cards
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.12772 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +2011-01-09.txt:02:09:03: <Oklopol> elliott: I changed it to 1000 in case quicksort actually happened to need more than 10 levels of function calls. +2011-01-20.txt:19:01:26: <elliott> any language but my own";) and used the CAL-1000 to develop the more robust CAL-1001, entirely in English. The CAL-1001, in turn, was used to produce the more capable CAL-1002, again in English, and so forth, all the way up to the fully functional CAL-3037, which we released as a commercial product. It's successor, the CAL-3040, is currently in testing.]]] +2011-12-14.txt:19:01:18: <Gregor> `log elliott.*1000.*c.*function +2011-12-14.txt:19:01:30: <HackEgo> 2011-01-20.txt:19:01:26: <elliott> any language but my own";) and used the CAL-1000 to develop the more robust CAL-1001, entirely in English. The CAL-1001, in turn, was used to produce the more capable CAL-1002, again in English, and so forth, all the way up to the fully functional CAL-3037, which we released as a commercial product. It's successor, the CAL-3040, is currently in testing.]]] +2011-12-14.txt:19:01:40: <Gregor> `pastelogs elliott.*1000.*c.*function
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.12806 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,53 @@ +2005-12-22.txt:09:49:10: -!- pgimeno is now known as ElPez. +2005-12-22.txt:09:49:34: -!- ElPez is now known as GataBelmez. +2006-10-16.txt:02:12:23: <ihope> <Cheese> Cheese Muffin Pepperoni Pez Pizza and spoony to eat it with +2006-10-16.txt:02:12:31: <ihope> * Pepperoni wonders how a Pez Pizza would taste. +2007-01-07.txt:19:37:59: <oklopol> nopez. +2007-01-11.txt:08:48:58: <Sukoshi> For aspiring Lispers everywhere, here's code that automates the Trapezoidal Rule and Simpson's Rule of estimating the area under the curve between an upper-bound a lower-bound according to a curve expressesd as a function func split up into n intervals: (will paste) +2007-04-09.txt:22:37:30: <ihope_> I blame Pez. +2007-05-27.txt:20:24:30: <ehird`> trapezoid/"deporitaz" is painful to the ears. +2007-08-30.txt:19:52:34: <pikhq> PEZBLE. +2008-05-10.txt:17:36:56: <ihope> Un pez dice al otro, "¿Qué hace tu papá?" El otro le responde, "Nada. +2008-08-16.txt:23:13:00: <optbot> KingOfKarlsruhe: * Pepperoni wonders how a Pez Pizza would taste. +2008-08-16.txt:23:14:08: <oerjan> optbot: what does Pez Pizza wonder? +2009-02-07.txt:20:40:56: <oerjan> well why else would they use the trapezoid dumplings? +2009-02-07.txt:20:41:20: <AnMaster> oerjan, When did you first know that else would they use the trapezoid dumplings? +2009-03-31.txt:00:21:25: <fizzie> I have a bad feeling I'm running out of completely featureless boxes. There are things that are almost boxes (like square lozenge ⌑, white trapezium â¢, the old flatness â¥, the rather hash-like viewdata square ⌗) and all kinds of squares with little bits of ink in them, but I haven't seen real squares in a while. +2009-03-31.txt:18:24:42: <AnMaster> nor # U+23E2 WHITE TRAPEZIUM: ⢠+2009-06-06.txt:00:50:04: <ehird> hut type shape... trapezoid +2009-08-22.txt:21:38:55: <GregorR> http://www.recipezaar.com/library/water-459 +2009-10-24.txt:17:16:03: <Deewiant> Probably just recently, when spez asked for new mods. +2009-12-05.txt:15:51:53: <ehird> ah, it's kMGTPEZY +2010-02-21.txt:02:17:55: <augur> i need to draw little trapezoids between lines, where the top and bottom parts are under/overlines to some parts of the adjacent lines +2010-03-27.txt:05:43:40: * Sgeo blames Pez.. err, Quadrescence +2010-11-01.txt:20:05:10: <elliott> El Torito (Spanish for "the little bull") is a Mexican restaurant chain located primarily in California, with a small number of outlets in Oregon, Arizona, and Japan. They have a total of 69 outlets.[1] El Torito is one of several Mexican cuisine restaurants operated by Real Mex Restaurants. The executive chef is Pepe Lopez. +2011-04-25.txt:03:00:13: <pikhq> Zepto is also un-otpez. +2011-04-25.txt:05:08:00: <Sgeo_346126> Pez? +2011-04-27.txt:23:21:34: <elliott> Hint! If you replace phrases like “curves from metabolic studies†with just “curves,†then you’ll note that Dr. Tai rediscovered the rectangle method of approximating an integral. (Actually, Dr. Tai rediscovered the trapezoidal rule.) To top it all off, Dr. Tai decided to name this “Tai’s Model†and the medical community cited this paper 75 times. +2011-09-06.txt:19:33:19: <zzo38> data TypeZero; data TypeSucc t; +2011-09-06.txt:19:33:52: <zzo38> data family X n :: *; data instance X TypeZero = Z Int; data instance X (TypeSucc n) = S (X n) (X n); +2011-09-22.txt:06:35:18: <elliott> it bends and becomes diagonal, trapezoid in shape, almost, +2011-11-19.txt:20:36:16: <Gregor> Mmmmmmmmmmmm PEZ +2011-11-19.txt:20:43:02: <fizzie> PEZ! +2011-11-19.txt:20:46:45: <elliott> Gregor: Try it on PEZ. +2011-11-19.txt:20:48:42: <fizzie> The best thing about PEZ is that you not only get candy, you're also at the same time practicing killing people by wringing their necks. +2012-01-02.txt:15:24:03: <Frooxius> I actually used their music in a short film I did, named "School as a computer game" :3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAIPezSwVg +2012-04-15.txt:19:02:52: <RocketJSquirrel> Mmmmmmm, orange pez :) +2012-05-22.txt:21:02:30: <olsner> supposedly also famous for apfelstrudel (which I'd vaguely associate with vienna... but who keeps track of where vienna is?) and pez candy +2012-07-23.txt:00:10:40: <elliott> http://www.bruceonshaving.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Sink-and-Mirror-by-Antonio-Lopez-Garcia-traditional-shaving.jpg +2012-09-03.txt:01:53:21: -!- Gregor changed the topic of #esoteric to: Official channel of PEZ | PEZ is the best candy. Why have you abandoned PEZ? | Do not fret, PEZ can forgive you. Give yourself freely to PEZ. | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | http://esolangs.org/wiki +2012-09-03.txt:01:55:26: <Gregor> I was just eating PEZ. +2012-09-04.txt:08:22:01: <atriq> *PEZ +2012-09-04.txt:08:27:26: <fizzie> By PEZ do you mean the candy dispenser things? +2012-09-04.txt:08:28:38: <fizzie> PEZ are these spring-loaded things where you stack candy to, and then you turn the "head" of it, and candy comes out. +2012-09-04.txt:08:29:20: <fizzie> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hello_Kitty_PEZ_dispenser_open_II.jpg -- kind of like this in action. +2012-09-04.txt:08:30:40: <fizzie> "Some Pez dispensers can sell for large amounts as collectibles. The highest verifiable sale of a Pez dispenser was a private sale of a Mickey Mouse softhead at $7000 between an Austrian dealer and a US collector." +2012-09-04.txt:08:31:44: <atriq> Who collects Pezs +2012-09-04.txt:08:32:31: <fizzie> I think I have a single PEZ device at home. +2012-09-05.txt:20:28:14: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: I HAVE NOW | Official channel of PEZ | PEZ is the best candy. Why have you abandoned PEZ? | Do not fret, PEZ can forgive you. Give yourself freely to PEZ. | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | http://esolangs.org/wiki +2012-09-07.txt:13:58:34: <olsner> why is this the official channel of PEZ? +2012-09-07.txt:13:59:55: * impomatic had to google PEZ. +2012-09-07.txt:14:00:47: <fizzie> I thought PEZ was one of those universal kind of things. +2012-09-12.txt:18:27:05: <olsner> why did PEZ become ESME? +2012-09-14.txt:06:50:52: <oerjan> `pastelogs PEZ +2012-09-14.txt:06:51:36: <oerjan> `pastelogs PEZ
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.12886 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +2009-04-25.txt:20:47:19: <ehird> Born in hemel hempstead (sp)... somewhere or another for a while... west pelton... prudhoe... and hexham +2009-04-25.txt:20:47:32: <ehird> Prudhoe twice, first time when I was ... 3? +2009-10-12.txt:14:35:31: <ehird> you may all call me "mr really-obscure-village-near-hexham-but-nearer-prudhoe" +2009-10-12.txt:14:37:39: <ehird> Anyway, Prudhoe is like 5 minutes away from it, so it's not exactly isolated. +2009-10-15.txt:12:40:01: <ehird> It's very close to Prudhoe, anyway. +2009-10-15.txt:12:40:56: <ehird> ais523: Very easy way to find out: It's a small village near Prudhoe that shares all but the suffix of its name with a village right next to it. +2009-10-15.txt:12:41:29: <AnMaster> Prudhoe? +2009-10-15.txt:12:42:00: <ehird> Lived in Prudhoe before Hexham, anyawy. +2009-10-15.txt:12:42:26: <ehird> Oh, Google Maps actually classes it as in Prudhoe +2009-10-15.txt:12:43:46: <ehird> 2.3 miles away from Prudhoe. +2009-10-15.txt:12:45:54: <fizzie> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=prudhoe&sll=52.66972,-1.933594&sspn=25.669598,53.481445&ll=54.968654,-1.89777&spn=0.0059,0.013057&t=h&z=17 -- that's a tiny place. +2009-10-15.txt:12:47:12: <ehird> fizzie: What, Prudhoe? +2009-10-15.txt:12:47:21: <ehird> Prudhoe isn't tiny. +2009-10-15.txt:12:48:02: <ehird> fizzie: You linked to Prudhoe. +2009-10-15.txt:12:48:13: <ehird> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Ovington,+Prudhoe,+Northumberland,+UK&sll=54.968654,-1.89777&sspn=0.003597,0.007961&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Ovington,+Prudhoe,+Northumberland,+United+Kingdom&t=h&z=13 +2009-10-15.txt:12:48:55: <Deewiant> The page says prudhoe but the location on the map is ovington. +2009-10-15.txt:12:48:59: <fizzie> I mean, the q= string says Prudhoe, but that's just because it's what I used to find it. +2009-10-17.txt:21:35:25: <ehird> it doesn't help that we're on the exchange of the nearby town Prudhoe +2011-09-12.txt:20:03:41: <Taneb> This is what a castle should look like --> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/92/Prudhoe_Castle_2.jpg +2011-09-13.txt:20:23:02: <Taneb> It's like Prudhoe +2011-09-13.txt:20:24:34: <Taneb> I meant Prudhoe +2011-09-13.txt:20:24:38: <Taneb> Prudhoe and Scotland +2011-09-13.txt:20:28:21: <Gregor> Also I keep misreading "Prudhoe" as "Purdue" +2011-10-11.txt:19:43:33: <Ngevd> I think Prudhoe was the town that changed hands the most +2012-08-11.txt:15:28:58: <Taneb> And the biggest place inbetween then except for Prudhoe, which has a toilet roll factory and hence sucks. +2012-08-11.txt:15:30:53: <fizzie> I think I've heard of Prudhoe. +2012-08-11.txt:15:31:16: <Taneb> `log prudhoe +2012-08-11.txt:15:31:27: <fizzie> Taneb: You have strong feelings on the subject of Prudhoe? +2012-08-11.txt:15:32:12: <Taneb> `pastelogs prudhoe
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.12890 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,94 @@ +132) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +136) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +149) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +151) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +154) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +164) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +175) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +176) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +178) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +201) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +209) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +210) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +252) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +257) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +282) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +300) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +301) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +304) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +315) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +336) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +337) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +363) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +365) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +366) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +386) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +394) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +397) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +408) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +412) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +420) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +424) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +438) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +441) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +442) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +444) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +446) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +462) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +504) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +517) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +518) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +519) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +520) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +521) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +522) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +530) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +532) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +544) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +545) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +546) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +552) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +562) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +570) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +575) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +576) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +577) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +580) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +581) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +582) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +589) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +590) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +597) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +598) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +601) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +603) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +617) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +618) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +627) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +632) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +633) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +641) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +665) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +666) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +670) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +672) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +673) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +685) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +690) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +700) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +719) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +729) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +738) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +749) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +750) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +751) <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. <Phantom_Hoover> Oops. +752) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +758) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +764) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +779) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +781) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +782) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +788) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +791) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. +805) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. +820) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)"
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arrgghh.o +| | |-- atari.c +| | |-- atari.o +| | |-- baudot.c +| | |-- baudot.o +| | |-- bconfig.h +| | |-- bin2c +| | |-- buildaux +| | | |-- Makefile.am +| | | |-- Makefile.in +| | | |-- buildconfig +| | | |-- buildconfig.ac +| | | |-- depcomp +| | | |-- hostmak.in +| | | |-- install-sh +| | | |-- missing +| | | `-- ylwrap +| | |-- c-intercal +| | |-- cesspool.o +| | |-- clc-cset.o +| | |-- config.h +| | |-- config.log +| | |-- config.status +| | |-- configure +| | |-- configure.ac +| | |-- convickt +| | |-- convickt.o +| | |-- coopt.sh +| | |-- dekludge.o +| | |-- doc +| | | |-- Makefile +| | | |-- READ.ME +| | | |-- THEORY.txt +| | | |-- convickt.1 +| | | |-- fdl-1-2.txi +| | | |-- fix83.pl +| | | |-- fixtoc.pl +| | | |-- ick.1 +| | | |-- ick.info +| | | |-- ick.info-1 +| | | |-- ick.info-2 +| | | |-- ick.txi +| | | |-- ick.txt +| | | |-- ickstyle.css +| | | |-- intercal.mm +| | | `-- tidy.cfg +| | |-- ebcdic.c +| | |-- ebcdic.o +| | |-- etc +| | | |-- IFFI +| | | | |-- IFFI.c +| | | | `-- IFFI.h +| | | |-- IFFI.spec +| | | |-- cftoec.sh +| | | |-- intercal.el +| | | `-- intercal.vim +| | |-- feh2.o +| | |-- fiddle.o +| | |-- host.mak +| | |-- ick +| | |-- ick_ec.o +| | |-- ick_lose.o +| | |-- inst +| | | |-- bin +| | | | |-- convickt +| | | | `-- ick +| | | |-- include +| | | | `-- ick-0.29 +| | | | |-- abcess.h +| | | | |-- config.h +| | | | |-- fiddle.h +| | | | |-- ick_ec.h +| | | | |-- ick_lose.h +| | | | `-- yuk.h +| | | |-- lib +| | | | |-- libick.a +| | | | |-- libickec.a +| | | | |-- libickmt.a +| | | | `-- libyuk.a +| | | `-- share +| | | |-- ick-0.29 +| | | | |-- COPYING +| | | | |-- atari.bin +| | | | |-- baudot.bin +| | | | |-- compunex.c +| | | | |-- coopt.sh +| | | | |-- ebcdic.bin +| | | | |-- ecto_b98.c +| | | | |-- ick-wrap.c +| | | | |-- latin1.bin +| | | | |-- pickwrap.c +| | | | |-- syslib.3i +| | | | |-- syslib.4i +| | | | |-- syslib.5i +| | | | |-- syslib.6i +| | | | |-- syslib.7i +| | | | |-- syslib.i +| | | | `-- syslibc.c +| | | |-- info +| | | | |-- dir +| | | | |-- ick.info +| | | | |-- ick.info-1 +| | | | `-- ick.info-2 +| | | `-- man +| | | `-- man1 +| | | |-- convickt.1 +| | | `-- ick.1 +| | |-- latin1.c +| | |-- latin1.o +| | |-- lexer.c +| | |-- lexer.l -> src/lexer.l +| | |-- lexer.o +| | |-- libick.a +| | |-- libickec.a +| | |-- libickmt.a +| | |-- libidiot.a +| | |-- libyuk.a +| | |-- numerals.o +| | |-- oil +| | |-- oil-oil.c +| | |-- oilout-m.c +| | |-- oilout-m.o +| | |-- oilout00.c +| | |-- oilout00.o +| | |-- oilout01.c +| | |-- oilout01.o +| | |-- oilout02.c +| | |-- oilout02.o +| | |-- oilout03.c +| | |-- oilout03.o +| | |-- oilout04.c +| | |-- oilout04.o +| | |-- oilout05.c +| | |-- oilout05.o +| | |-- oilout06.c +| | |-- oilout06.o +| | |-- oilout07.c +| | |-- oilout07.o +| | |-- oilout08.c +| | |-- oilout08.o +| | |-- oilout09.c +| | |-- oilout09.o +| | |-- oilout0a.c +| | |-- oilout0a.o +| | |-- oilout0b.c +| | |-- oilout0b.o +| | |-- oilout0c.c +| | |-- oilout0c.o +| | |-- oilout0d.c +| | |-- oilout0d.o +| | |-- oilout0e.c +| | |-- oilout0e.o +| | |-- parser.c +| | |-- parser.h +| | |-- parser.o +| | |-- parser.y -> src/parser.y +| | |-- perpet.o +| | |-- pit +| | | |-- CATALOG +| | | |-- Makefile +| | | |-- beer.doc +| | | |-- beer.i +| | | |-- blinkers +| | | |-- bubble.doc +| | | |-- bubble.i +| | | |-- change.doc +| | | |-- change.i +| | | |-- continuation.doc +| | | |-- continuation.i +| | | |-- delta.fft +| | | |-- explib +| | | | |-- compunex.c +| | | | |-- ecto_b98.c +| | | | |-- ecto_b98.doc +| | | | |-- syslibc.c +| | | | `-- syslibc.doc +| | | |-- fft.doc +| | | |-- fft.i +| | | |-- flonck.doc +| | | |-- flonck.i +| | | |-- glider +| | | |-- gun +| | | |-- hail_mary.3i +| | | |-- hail_mary.doc +| | | |-- icat.i +| | | |-- iching.doc +| | | |-- iching1.i +| | | |-- iching2.i +| | | |-- ins.doc +| | | |-- ins.i +| | | |-- interfunge.i +| | | |-- lib +| | | | |-- 1910.doc +| | | | |-- floatlib.doc +| | | | |-- floatlib.i +| | | | |-- lib2.doc +| | | | |-- lib2.i +| | | | |-- numio.doc +| | | | |-- numio.i +| | | | |-- plus.i +| | | | |-- syslib-orig.i +| | | | |-- syslib.3i +| | | | |-- syslib.4i +| | | | |-- syslib.5i +| | | | |-- syslib.6i +| | | | |-- syslib.7i +| | | | |-- syslib.doc +| | | | |-- syslib.i +| | | | `-- syslib3-7.doc +| | | |-- life.doc +| | | |-- life.i +| | | |-- life2.doc +| | | |-- life2.i +| | | |-- pass.i +| | | |-- pi.doc +| | | |-- pi.i +| | | |-- pow.i +| | | |-- primes.doc +| | | |-- primes.i +| | | |-- quine.i +| | | |-- random.doc +| | | |-- random.i +| | | |-- random2.i +| | | |-- rot13.doc +| | | |-- rot13.i +| | | |-- rot13b.doc +| | | |-- rot13b.i +| | | |-- sample.i +| | | |-- sort.i +| | | |-- syslib.i +| | | |-- t_tet +| | | |-- tests +| | | | |-- ais1.i +| | | | |-- ais2.i +| | | | |-- arrtest.doc +| | | | |-- arrtest.i +| | | | |-- compucome.i +| | | | |-- count.3i +| | | | |-- count.doc +| | | | |-- hello.i +| | | | |-- iffit.doc +| | | | |-- iffit1.i +| | | | |-- iffit2.b98 +| | | | |-- ignorret.doc +| | | | |-- ignorret.i +| | | | |-- iogerunds.doc +| | | | |-- iogerunds.i +| | | | |-- knuth.i +| | | | |-- limits.3i +| | | | |-- limits.i +| | | | |-- normaldist.i +| | | | |-- onceagain.i +| | | | |-- permute.doc +| | | | |-- permute.i +| | | | |-- pictest.i +| | | | |-- sink.doc +| | | | |-- sink.i +| | | | |-- test1.i +| | | | |-- test16bit.i +| | | | |-- test2.i +| | | | |-- testarray.i +| | | | |-- testcf.i +| | | | |-- testcreate.i +| | | | |-- testi18n.i +| | | | |-- testlib2.i +| | | | |-- testonce.i +| | | | |-- testops.3i +| | | | |-- testops.5i +| | | | |-- testsplat.i +| | | | |-- version.4i +| | | | |-- version.doc +| | | | `-- whileadd.i +| | | |-- tophat.fft +| | | |-- tpk.doc +| | | |-- tpk.i +| | | |-- unlambda.doc +| | | |-- unlambda.i +| | | |-- yapp.doc +| | | `-- yapp.i +| | |-- prebuilt +| | | |-- lexer.c +| | | |-- oil-oil.c +| | | |-- parser.c +| | | `-- parser.h +| | |-- src +| | | |-- abcess.h +| | | |-- arrgghh.c +| | | |-- atari.bin +| | | |-- baudot.bin +| | | |-- bconfigh.in +| | | |-- bin2c.c +| | | |-- cesspool.c +| | | |-- clc-cset.c +| | | |-- configh.in +| | | |-- convickt.c +| | | |-- cooptsh.in +| | | |-- dekludge.c +| | | |-- ebcdic.bin +| | | |-- feh.h +| | | |-- feh2.c +| | | |-- fiddle.c +| | | |-- fiddle.h +| | | |-- ick-wrap.c +| | | |-- ick.h +| | | |-- ick_ec.c +| | | |-- ick_ec.h +| | | |-- ick_lose.c +| | | |-- ick_lose.h +| | | |-- idiotism.oil +| | | |-- latin1.bin +| | | |-- lexer.l +| | | |-- numerals.c +| | | |-- oil.h +| | | |-- oil.y +| | | |-- parser.y +| | | |-- perpet.c +| | | |-- pick1.h +| | | |-- pick2.h +| | | |-- pickwrap.c +| | | |-- sizes.h +| | | |-- uncommon.c +| | | |-- uncommon.h +| | | |-- unravel.c +| | | |-- yuk.c +| | | `-- yuk.h +| | |-- stamp-h1 +| | |-- uncommon.o +| | |-- unravel.o +| | `-- yuk.o +| |-- cfunge +| | |-- Makefile +| | |-- USED_VERSION +| | |-- build +| | | |-- CMakeCache.txt +| | | |-- CMakeFiles +| | | | |-- CMakeCCompiler.cmake +| | | | |-- CMakeDetermineCompilerABI_C.bin +| | | | |-- CMakeDirectoryInformation.cmake +| | | | |-- CMakeOutput.log +| | | | |-- CMakeRuleHashes.txt +| | | | |-- CMakeSystem.cmake +| | | | |-- CMakeTmp +| | | | |-- CompilerIdC +| | | | | |-- CMakeCCompilerId.c +| | | | | `-- a.out +| | | | |-- Makefile.cmake +| | | | |-- Makefile2 +| | | | |-- TargetDirectories.txt +| | | | |-- build-man.dir +| | | | | |-- DependInfo.cmake +| | | | | |-- build.make +| | | | | |-- cmake_clean.cmake +| | | | | `-- progress.make +| | | | |-- cfunge.dir +| | | | | |-- C.includecache +| | | | | |-- DependInfo.cmake +| | | | | |-- build.make +| | | | | |-- cmake_clean.cmake +| | | | | |-- depend.internal +| | | | | |-- depend.make +| | | | | |-- flags.make +| | | | | |-- lib +| | | | | | |-- genx +| | | | | | | |-- charProps.c.o +| | | | | | | `-- genx.c.o +| | | | | | |-- libghthash +| | | | | | | |-- cfunge_mempool.c.o +| | | | | | | |-- hash_functions.c.o +| | | | | | | `-- hash_table.c.o +| | | | | | `-- stringbuffer +| | | | | | `-- stringbuffer.c.o +| | | | | |-- link.txt +| | | | | |-- progress.make +| | | | | `-- src +| | | | | |-- diagnostic.c.o +| | | | | |-- fingerprints +| | | | | | |-- 3DSP +| | | | | | | `-- 3DSP.c.o +| | | | | | |-- BASE +| | | | | | | `-- BASE.c.o +| | | | | | |-- CPLI +| | | | | | | `-- CPLI.c.o +| | | | | | |-- DATE +| | | | | | | `-- DATE.c.o +| | | | | | |-- DIRF +| | | | | | | `-- DIRF.c.o +| | | | | | |-- FILE +| | | | | | | `-- FILE.c.o +| | | | | | |-- FING +| | | | | | | `-- FING.c.o +| | | | | | |-- FIXP +| | | | | | | `-- FIXP.c.o +| | | | | | |-- FPDP +| | | | | | | `-- FPDP.c.o +| | | | | | |-- FPSP +| | | | | | | `-- FPSP.c.o +| | | | | | |-- FRTH +| | | | | | | `-- FRTH.c.o +| | | | | | |-- HRTI +| | | | | | | `-- HRTI.c.o +| | | | | | |-- INDV +| | | | | | | `-- INDV.c.o +| | | | | | |-- JSTR +| | | | | | | `-- JSTR.c.o +| | | | | | |-- MODU +| | | | | | | `-- MODU.c.o +| | | | | | |-- NCRS +| | | | | | | `-- NCRS.c.o +| | | | | | |-- NULL +| | | | | | | `-- NULL.c.o +| | | | | | |-- ORTH +| | | | | | | `-- ORTH.c.o +| | | | | | |-- PERL +| | | | | | | `-- PERL.c.o +| | | | | | |-- REFC +| | | | | | | `-- REFC.c.o +| | | | | | |-- REXP +| | | | | | | `-- REXP.c.o +| | | | | | |-- ROMA +| | | | | | | `-- ROMA.c.o +| | | | | | |-- SCKE +| | | | | | | `-- SCKE.c.o +| | | | | | |-- SOCK +| | | | | | | `-- SOCK.c.o +| | | | | | |-- STRN +| | | | | | | `-- STRN.c.o +| | | | | | |-- SUBR +| | | | | | | `-- SUBR.c.o +| | | | | | |-- TERM +| | | | | | | `-- TERM.c.o +| | | | | | |-- TIME +| | | | | | | `-- TIME.c.o +| | | | | | |-- TOYS +| | | | | | | `-- TOYS.c.o +| | | | | | |-- TURT +| | | | | | | `-- TURT.c.o +| | | | | | `-- manager.c.o +| | | | | |-- funge-space +| | | | | | `-- funge-space.c.o +| | | | | |-- input.c.o +| | | | | |-- instructions +| | | | | | |-- execute.c.o +| | | | | | |-- io.c.o +| | | | | | |-- iterate.c.o +| | | | | | |-- safe_env.c.o +| | | | | | `-- sysinfo.c.o +| | | | | |-- interpreter.c.o +| | | | | |-- ip.c.o +| | | | | |-- main.c.o +| | | | | |-- settings.c.o +| | | | | |-- stack.c.o +| | | | | |-- support.c.o +| | | | | `-- vector.c.o +| | | | |-- cmake.check_cache +| | | | `-- progress.marks +| | | |-- Makefile +| | | |-- cfunge +| | | `-- cmake_install.cmake +| | |-- cfunge +| | `-- cfunge-src +| | |-- CMakeLists.txt +| | |-- COPYING +| | |-- CREDITS +| | |-- ChangeLog +| | |-- Doxyfile +| | |-- README +| | |-- TODO +| | |-- cmake +| | | `-- modules +| | | |-- CfungeCheckCflag.cmake +| | | |-- CfungeCheckFunction.cmake +| | | |-- CfungeCheckLibraryFunction.cmake +| | | |-- CfungeCheckLinkerFlag.cmake +| | | |-- CfungeCheckWarningFlags.cmake +| | | |-- CfungeRequireFunction.cmake +| | | |-- CfungeRequireInclude.cmake +| | | |-- CfungeRequireMultipleIncludes.cmake +| | | |-- CfungeSetBuildInfoFlags.cmake +| | | `-- MacroAddLinkFlags.cmake +| | |-- doc +| | | |-- API_CHANGES +| | | |-- cfunge-man-fingerprints.in +| | | |-- cfunge-man.in +| | | |-- cfunge.1 +| | | `-- fingerprintspecformat.txt +| | |-- etc +| | | |-- README +| | | `-- example.gdbinit +| | |-- examples +| | | |-- README +| | | |-- count.b98 +| | | |-- dladv.bf +| | | |-- fib.bf +| | | |-- hello-concurrent1.b98 +| | | |-- hello-concurrent2.b98 +| | | |-- hello.bf +| | | |-- life.bf +| | | |-- pi2.bf +| | | |-- prime.bf +| | | |-- robot.b93 +| | | |-- roman.b98 +| | | `-- wumpus.bf +| | |-- lib +| | | |-- genx +| | | | |-- charProps.c +| | | | |-- genx.c +| | | | `-- genx.h +| | | |-- libghthash +| | | | |-- COPYING +| | | | |-- README +| | | | |-- cfunge_mempool.c +| | | | |-- cfunge_mempool.h +| | | | |-- cfunge_mempool_priv.h +| | | | |-- ght_hash_table.h +| | | | |-- ght_hash_table_priv.h +| | | | |-- hash_functions.c +| | | | |-- hash_functions_priv.h +| | | | |-- hash_table.c +| | | | `-- hash_table_priv.h +| | | `-- stringbuffer +| | | |-- stringbuffer.c +| | | `-- stringbuffer.h +| | |-- src +| | | |-- diagnostic.c +| | | |-- diagnostic.h +| | | |-- fingerprints +| | | | |-- 3DSP +| | | | | |-- 3DSP.c +| | | | | `-- 3DSP.h +| | | | |-- 3DSP.spec +| | | | |-- BASE +| | | | | |-- BASE.c +| | | | | `-- BASE.h +| | | | |-- BASE.spec +| | | | |-- CPLI +| | | | | |-- CPLI.c +| | | | | `-- CPLI.h +| | | | |-- CPLI.spec +| | | | |-- DATE +| | | | | |-- DATE.c +| | | | | `-- DATE.h +| | | | |-- DATE.spec +| | | | |-- DIRF +| | | | | |-- DIRF.c +| | | | | `-- DIRF.h +| | | | |-- DIRF.spec +| | | | |-- FILE +| | | | | |-- FILE.c +| | | | | `-- FILE.h +| | | | |-- FILE.spec +| | | | |-- FING +| | | | | |-- FING.c +| | | | | `-- FING.h +| | | | |-- FING.spec +| | | | |-- FIXP +| | | | | |-- FIXP.c +| | | | | `-- FIXP.h +| | | | |-- FIXP.spec +| | | | |-- FPDP +| | | | | |-- FPDP.c +| | | | | `-- FPDP.h +| | | | |-- FPDP.spec +| | | | |-- FPSP +| | | | | |-- FPSP.c +| | | | | `-- FPSP.h +| | | | |-- FPSP.spec +| | | | |-- FRTH +| | | | | |-- FRTH.c +| | | | | `-- FRTH.h +| | | | |-- FRTH.spec +| | | | |-- HRTI +| | | | | |-- HRTI.c +| | | | | `-- HRTI.h +| | | | |-- HRTI.spec +| | | | |-- INDV +| | | | | |-- INDV.c +| | | | | `-- INDV.h +| | | | |-- INDV.spec +| | | | |-- JSTR +| | | | | |-- JSTR.c +| | | | | `-- JSTR.h +| | | | |-- JSTR.spec +| | | | |-- MODU +| | | | | |-- MODU.c +| | | | | `-- MODU.h +| | | | |-- MODU.spec +| | | | |-- NCRS +| | | | | |-- NCRS.c +| | | | | `-- NCRS.h +| | | | |-- NCRS.spec +| | | | |-- NULL +| | | | | |-- NULL.c +| | | | | `-- NULL.h +| | | | |-- NULL.spec +| | | | |-- ORTH +| | | | | |-- ORTH.c +| | | | | `-- ORTH.h +| | | | |-- ORTH.spec +| | | | |-- PERL +| | | | | |-- PERL.c +| | | | | `-- PERL.h +| | | | |-- PERL.spec +| | | | |-- REFC +| | | | | |-- REFC.c +| | | | | `-- REFC.h +| | | | |-- REFC.spec +| | | | |-- REXP +| | | | | |-- REXP.c +| | | | | `-- REXP.h +| | | | |-- REXP.spec +| | | | |-- ROMA +| | | | | |-- ROMA.c +| | | | | `-- ROMA.h +| | | | |-- ROMA.spec +| | | | |-- SCKE +| | | | | |-- SCKE.c +| | | | | `-- SCKE.h +| | | | |-- SCKE.spec +| | | | |-- SOCK +| | | | | |-- SOCK.c +| | | | | `-- SOCK.h +| | | | |-- SOCK.spec +| | | | |-- STRN +| | | | | |-- STRN.c +| | | | | `-- STRN.h +| | | | |-- STRN.spec +| | | | |-- SUBR +| | | | | |-- SUBR.c +| | | | | `-- SUBR.h +| | | | |-- SUBR.spec +| | | | |-- TERM +| | | | | |-- TERM.c +| | | | | `-- TERM.h +| | | | |-- TERM.spec +| | | | |-- TIME +| | | | | |-- TIME.c +| | | | | `-- TIME.h +| | | | |-- TIME.spec +| | | | |-- TOYS +| | | | | |-- TOYS.c +| | | | | `-- TOYS.h +| | | | |-- TOYS.spec +| | | | |-- TURT +| | | | | |-- TURT.c +| | | | | `-- TURT.h +| | | | |-- TURT.spec +| | | | |-- fingerprints.h +| | | | |-- manager.c +| | | | `-- manager.h +| | | |-- funge-space +| | | | |-- funge-space.c +| | | | `-- funge-space.h +| | | |-- global.h +| | | |-- input.c +| | | |-- input.h +| | | |-- instructions +| | | | |-- README +| | | | |-- execute.c +| | | | |-- execute.h +| | | | |-- io.c +| | | | |-- io.h +| | | | |-- iterate.c +| | | | |-- iterate.h +| | | | |-- safe_env.c +| | | | |-- safe_env.h +| | | | |-- sysinfo-misc +| | | | | |-- gen_safeenv_hash.sh +| | | | | `-- safe_env.gperf +| | | | |-- sysinfo.c +| | | | `-- sysinfo.h +| | | |-- interpreter.c +| | | |-- interpreter.h +| | | |-- ip.c +| | | |-- ip.h +| | | |-- main.c +| | | |-- main.h +| | | |-- rect.h +| | | |-- settings.c +| | | |-- settings.h +| | | |-- stack.c +| | | |-- stack.h +| | | |-- support.c +| | | |-- support.h +| | | |-- vector.c +| | | `-- vector.h +| | |-- tests +| | | |-- bounds.b98 +| | | |-- concurrent-issues.b98 +| | | |-- fixp-nan.b98 +| | | |-- frth-test.b98 +| | | |-- io-errors.b98 +| | | |-- iterate-exit.b98 +| | | |-- iterate-fetchchar.b98 +| | | |-- iterate-iterate.b109 +| | | |-- iterate-iterate2.b109 +| | | |-- iterate-jump.b109 +| | | |-- iterate-space.b109 +| | | |-- iterate-zero.b98 +| | | |-- jumpwrap.b98 +| | | |-- multi-file.b98 +| | | |-- perl.b98 +| | | |-- refc-invalid-deref.b98 +| | | |-- sigfpe.b98 +| | | |-- split-in-iterate.b98 +| | | |-- subr-test.b98 +| | | |-- sysexec.b98 +| | | |-- sysinfo-multi-stack-sizes.b98 +| | | |-- test-formfeed.b98 +| | | |-- text-output.b98 +| | | |-- turt.b98 +| | | |-- turt2.b98 +| | | `-- wrap.b98 +| | `-- tools +| | |-- astyle.sh +| | |-- fprint_funcs.sh +| | |-- fuzz-test.sh +| | |-- gen_fingerprint.sh +| | `-- gen_fprint_list.sh +| |-- clc-intercal +| | |-- Base.tar.gz +| | |-- CLC-INTERCAL-Base-1.-94.-2 +| | | |-- COPYING +| | | |-- Changes +| | | |-- Generate +| | | |-- INTERCAL +| | | | |-- ArrayIO.pm +| | | | |-- Arrays.pm +| | | | |-- Backend +| | | | | |-- ListObject.pm +| | | | | |-- Object.pm +| | | | | |-- Perl.pm +| | | | | `-- Run.pm +| | | | |-- Backend.pm +| | | | |-- ByteCode.pm +| | | | |-- Charset +| | | | | |-- Baudot.pm +| | | | | |-- EBCDIC.pm +| | | | | `-- Hollerith.pm +| | | | |-- Charset.pm +| | | | |-- CrawlingHorror.pm +| | | | |-- DataItem.pm +| | | | |-- Distribute.pm +| | | | |-- DoubleOhSeven.pm +| | | | |-- Exporter.pm +| | | | |-- Generate +| | | | | |-- ByteCode.Data +| | | | | `-- Splats.Data +| | | | |-- Generate.pm +| | | | |-- GenericIO +| | | | | |-- ARRAY.pm +| | | | | |-- COUNT.pm +| | | | | |-- FILE.pm +| | | | | |-- OBJECT.pm +| | | | | |-- STRING.pm +| | | | | |-- TCP.pm +| | | | | |-- TEE.pm +| | | | | |-- UFILE.pm +| | | | | `-- UTCP.pm +| | | | |-- GenericIO.pm +| | | | |-- Include +| | | | | |-- 1972.iacc +| | | | | |-- 2.iacc +| | | | | |-- 3.iacc +| | | | | |-- 4.iacc +| | | | | |-- 5.iacc +| | | | | |-- 6.iacc +| | | | | |-- 7.iacc +| | | | | |-- asm.iacc +| | | | | |-- bitwise-divide.iacc +| | | | | |-- come-from-gerund.iacc +| | | | | |-- computed-labels.iacc +| | | | | |-- iacc.iacc +| | | | | |-- ick.iacc +| | | | | |-- next.iacc +| | | | | |-- null.iacc +| | | | | |-- optimise.iacc +| | | | | |-- postpre.iacc +| | | | | |-- sick.iacc +| | | | | |-- syscall.iasm +| | | | | |-- system.sickrc +| | | | | |-- thick.iacc +| | | | | |-- trace.iacc +| | | | | `-- wimp.iacc +| | | | |-- InstallModule.pm +| | | | |-- Interface +| | | | | |-- None.pm +| | | | | `-- common.pm +| | | | |-- Interface.pm +| | | | |-- Interpreter.pm +| | | | |-- Numbers.pm +| | | | |-- Object.pm +| | | | |-- Optimiser.pm +| | | | |-- Parser.pm +| | | | |-- Rcfile.pm +| | | | |-- ReadNumbers.pm +| | | | |-- Reggrim.pm +| | | | |-- Server.pm +| | | | |-- SharkFin.pm +| | | | |-- Sick.pm +| | | | |-- Splats.pm +| | | | |-- SymbolTable.pm +| | | | |-- Whirlpool.pm +| | | | `-- WriteNumbers.pm +| | | |-- MANIFEST +| | | |-- META.yml +| | | |-- MISSING +| | | |-- MYMETA.yml +| | | |-- Makefile +| | | |-- Makefile.PL +| | | |-- README +| | | |-- WISHLIST +| | | |-- bin +| | | | `-- sick +| | | |-- blib +| | | | |-- arch +| | | | | `-- auto +| | | | | `-- Language +| | | | | `-- INTERCAL +| | | | |-- bin +| | | | |-- lib +| | | | | |-- Language +| | | | | | `-- INTERCAL +| | | | | | |-- ArrayIO.pm +| | | | | | |-- Arrays.pm +| | | | | | |-- Backend +| | | | | | | |-- ListObject.pm +| | | | | | | |-- Object.pm +| | | | | | | |-- Perl.pm +| | | | | | | `-- Run.pm +| | | | | | |-- Backend.pm +| | | | | | |-- ByteCode.pm +| | | | | | |-- Charset +| | | | | | | |-- Baudot.pm +| | | | | | | |-- EBCDIC.pm +| | | | | | | `-- Hollerith.pm +| | | | | | |-- Charset.pm +| | | | | | |-- CrawlingHorror.pm +| | | | | | |-- DataItem.pm +| | | | | | |-- Distribute.pm +| | | | | | |-- DoubleOhSeven.pm +| | | | | | |-- Exporter.pm +| | | | | | |-- Generate +| | | | | | | |-- ByteCode.Data +| | | | | | | `-- Splats.Data +| | | | | | |-- Generate.pm +| | | | | | |-- GenericIO +| | | | | | | |-- ARRAY.pm +| | | | | | | |-- COUNT.pm +| | | | | | | |-- FILE.pm +| | | | | | | |-- OBJECT.pm +| | | | | | | |-- STRING.pm +| | | | | | | |-- TCP.pm +| | | | | | | |-- TEE.pm +| | | | | | | |-- UFILE.pm +| | | | | | | `-- UTCP.pm +| | | | | | |-- GenericIO.pm +| | | | | | |-- Include +| | | | | | | |-- 1972.iacc +| | | | | | | |-- 1972.io +| | | | | | | |-- 2.iacc +| | | | | | | |-- 2.io +| | | | | | | |-- 3.iacc +| | | | | | | |-- 3.io +| | | | | | | |-- 4.iacc +| | | | | | | |-- 4.io +| | | | | | | |-- 5.iacc +| | | | | | | |-- 5.io +| | | | | | | |-- 6.iacc +| | | | | | | |-- 6.io +| | | | | | | |-- 7.iacc +| | | | | | | |-- 7.io +| | | | | | | |-- asm.iacc +| | | | | | | |-- asm.io +| | | | | | | |-- bitwise-divide.iacc +| | | | | | | |-- bitwise-divide.io +| | | | | | | |-- come-from-gerund.iacc +| | | | | | | |-- come-from-gerund.io +| | | | | | | |-- computed-labels.iacc +| | | | | | | |-- computed-labels.io +| | | | | | | |-- iacc.iacc +| | | | | | | |-- iacc.io +| | | | | | | |-- ick.iacc +| | | | | | | |-- ick.io +| | | | | | | |-- next.iacc +| | | | | | | |-- next.io +| | | | | | | |-- null.iacc +| | | | | | | |-- null.io +| | | | | | | |-- optimise.iacc +| | | | | | | |-- optimise.io +| | | | | | | |-- postpre.iacc +| | | | | | | |-- postpre.io +| | | | | | | |-- sick.iacc +| | | | | | | |-- sick.io +| | | | | | | |-- syscall.iasm +| | | | | | | |-- syscall.io +| | | | | | | |-- system.sickrc +| | | | | | | |-- thick.iacc +| | | | | | | |-- thick.io +| | | | | | | |-- trace.iacc +| | | | | | | |-- trace.io +| | | | | | | |-- wimp.iacc +| | | | | | | `-- wimp.io +| | | | | | |-- InstallModule.pm +| | | | | | |-- Interface +| | | | | | | |-- None.pm +| | | | | | | `-- common.pm +| | | | | | |-- Interface.pm +| | | | | | |-- Interpreter.pm +| | | | | | |-- Numbers.pm +| | | | | | |-- Object.pm +| | | | | | |-- Optimiser.pm +| | | | | | |-- Parser.pm +| | | | | | |-- Rcfile.pm +| | | | | | |-- ReadNumbers.pm +| | | | | | |-- Reggrim.pm +| | | | | | |-- Server.pm +| | | | | | |-- SharkFin.pm +| | | | | | |-- Sick.pm +| | | | | | |-- Splats.pm +| | | | | | |-- SymbolTable.pm +| | | | | | |-- Whirlpool.pm +| | | | | | `-- WriteNumbers.pm +| | | | | `-- auto +| | | | | `-- Language +| | | | | `-- INTERCAL +| | | | |-- man1 +| | | | | `-- sick.1p +| | | | |-- man3 +| | | | | |-- Language::INTERCAL::ByteCode.3pm +| | | | | |-- Language::INTERCAL::Charset::Baudot.3pm +| | | | | |-- Language::INTERCAL::Charset::EBCDIC.3pm +| | | | | |-- Language::INTERCAL::Charset::Hollerith.3pm +| | | | | `-- Language::INTERCAL::Splats.3pm +| | | | `-- script +| | | | `-- sick +| | | |-- iacc.io +| | | |-- pm_to_blib +| | | |-- postpre.io +| | | `-- t +| | | |-- 00use.t +| | | |-- 01io.t +| | | |-- 02bytecode-registers.t +| | | |-- 03bytecode-expressions.t +| | | |-- 04bytecode-assignments.t +| | | |-- 05bytecode-statements.t +| | | |-- 06bytecode-quantum.t +| | | |-- 07compiler-iacc.t +| | | |-- 08compiler-asm.t +| | | |-- 09compiler-1972.t +| | | |-- 10compiler-ick.t +| | | |-- 11compiler-sick.t +| | | |-- 12compiler-options.t +| | | |-- 13syscall.t +| | | |-- 14optimise.t +| | | |-- compiler-test +| | | `-- expressions +| | |-- CLC-INTERCAL-Docs-1.-94.-2 +| | | |-- COPYING +| | | |-- Changes +| | | |-- Generate +| | | |-- MANIFEST +| | | |-- META.yml +| | | |-- MYMETA.yml +| | | |-- Makefile +| | | |-- Makefile.PL +| | | |-- README +| | | |-- blib +| | | | |-- arch +| | | | | `-- auto +| | | | | `-- Language +| | | | | `-- INTERCAL +| | | | |-- bin +| | | | |-- htmldoc +| | | | | |-- belongs.html +| | | | | |-- charset.html +| | | | | |-- concepts.html +| | | | | |-- errors.html +| | | | | |-- expressions.html +| | | | | |-- extensions.html +| | | | | |-- index.html +| | | | | |-- input_output.html +| | | | | |-- intercalc.html +| | | | | |-- internet.html +| | | | | |-- lectures.html +| | | | | |-- parsers.html +| | | | | |-- quantum.html +| | | | | |-- sick.html +| | | | | |-- statements.html +| | | | | `-- syscall.html +| | | | |-- lib +| | | | | |-- Language +| | | | | `-- auto +| | | | | `-- Language +| | | | | `-- INTERCAL +| | | | |-- man1 +| | | | |-- man3 +| | | | `-- script +| | | |-- doc +| | | | |-- INTERNET +| | | | | |-- 00README +| | | | | `-- Usenet +| | | | |-- examples +| | | | | |-- gcd.i +| | | | | |-- hello.i +| | | | | |-- http-get.si +| | | | | |-- quantum +| | | | | | |-- abstain-gerund.i +| | | | | | |-- abstain-label.i +| | | | | | |-- calculate.i +| | | | | | |-- come-from-gerund.gi +| | | | | | |-- come-from.i +| | | | | | |-- enrol.i +| | | | | | |-- enslave.i +| | | | | | |-- finish.i +| | | | | | |-- forget.ni +| | | | | | |-- free.i +| | | | | | |-- give-up.i +| | | | | | |-- graduate.i +| | | | | | |-- ignore.i +| | | | | | |-- learn.i +| | | | | | |-- next.ni +| | | | | | |-- reinstate-gerund.i +| | | | | | |-- reinstate-label.i +| | | | | | |-- remember.i +| | | | | | |-- resume.ni +| | | | | | |-- retrieve.i +| | | | | | |-- stash.i +| | | | | | |-- study.i +| | | | | | `-- write-in.i +| | | | | |-- syscall1.si +| | | | | |-- syscall3.si +| | | | | `-- threads.ti +| | | | `-- html +| | | | |-- belongs.html +| | | | |-- charset.html +| | | | |-- concepts.html +| | | | |-- errors.hgen +| | | | |-- expressions.html +| | | | |-- extensions.html +| | | | |-- index.html +| | | | |-- input_output.html +| | | | |-- intercalc.html +| | | | |-- internet.html +| | | | |-- lectures.html +| | | | |-- parsers.hgen +| | | | |-- quantum.html +| | | | |-- sick.html +| | | | |-- statements.html +| | | | `-- syscall.html +| | | `-- pm_to_blib +| | |-- CLC-INTERCAL-ICALC-1.-94.-2 +| | | |-- COPYING +| | | |-- Changes +| | | |-- MANIFEST +| | | |-- META.yml +| | | |-- MYMETA.yml +| | | |-- Makefile +| | | |-- Makefile.PL +| | | |-- README +| | | |-- bin +| | | | `-- intercalc +| | | |-- blib +| | | | |-- arch +| | | | | `-- auto +| | | | | `-- Language +| | | | | `-- INTERCAL +| | | | |-- bin +| | | | |-- lib +| | | | | |-- Language +| | | | | `-- auto +| | | | | `-- Language +| | | | | `-- INTERCAL +| | | | |-- man1 +| | | | | `-- intercalc.1p +| | | | |-- man3 +| | | | `-- script +| | | | `-- intercalc +| | | |-- pm_to_blib +| | | `-- t +| | | |-- 00use.t +| | | |-- 01intercalc-oic.t +| | | |-- 02intercalc-1972.t +| | | |-- 03intercalc-ick.t +| | | |-- 04intercalc-sick.t +| | | |-- 05intercalc-options.t +| | | |-- 06intercalc-state.t +| | | `-- run-calculator +| | |-- CLC-INTERCAL-INET-1.-94.-2 +| | | |-- COPYING +| | | |-- Changes +| | | |-- INTERCAL +| | | | |-- GenericIO +| | | | | `-- REMOTE.pm +| | | | |-- HostIP.pm +| | | | |-- Include +| | | | | `-- internet.iacc +| | | | `-- Theft.pm +| | | |-- MANIFEST +| | | |-- META.yml +| | | |-- MYMETA.yml +| | | |-- Makefile +| | | |-- Makefile.PL +| | | |-- README +| | | |-- bin +| | | | `-- theft-server +| | | |-- blib +| | | | |-- arch +| | | | | `-- auto +| | | | | `-- Language +| | | | | `-- INTERCAL +| | | | |-- bin +| | | | |-- lib +| | | | | |-- Language +| | | | | | `-- INTERCAL +| | | | | | |-- GenericIO +| | | | | | | `-- REMOTE.pm +| | | | | | |-- HostIP.pm +| | | | | | |-- Include +| | | | | | | |-- internet.iacc +| | | | | | | `-- internet.io +| | | | | | `-- Theft.pm +| | | | | `-- auto +| | | | | `-- Language +| | | | | `-- INTERCAL +| | | | |-- man1 +| | | | | `-- theft-server.1p +| | | | |-- man3 +| | | | `-- script +| | | | `-- theft-server +| | | |-- pm_to_blib +| | | `-- t +| | | |-- 00use.t +| | | |-- 01io.t +| | | `-- 02internet.t +| | |-- CLC-INTERCAL-UI-Curses-1.-94.-2 +| | | |-- COPYING +| | | |-- Changes +| | | |-- INTERCAL +| | | | `-- Interface +| | | | `-- Curses.pm +| | | |-- MANIFEST +| | | |-- META.yml +| | | |-- MYMETA.yml +| | | |-- Makefile +| | | |-- Makefile.PL +| | | |-- README +| | | |-- blib +| | | | |-- arch +| | | | | `-- auto +| | | | | `-- Language +| | | | | `-- INTERCAL +| | | | |-- bin +| | | | |-- lib +| | | | | |-- Language +| | | | | | `-- INTERCAL +| | | | | | `-- Interface +| | | | | | `-- Curses.pm +| | | | | `-- auto +| | | | | `-- Language +| | | | | `-- INTERCAL +| | | | |-- man1 +| | | | |-- man3 +| | | | `-- script +| | | |-- pm_to_blib +| | | `-- t +| | | `-- 00use.t +| | |-- CLC-INTERCAL-UI-Line-1.-94.-2 +| | | |-- COPYING +| | | |-- Changes +| | | |-- INTERCAL +| | | | `-- Interface +| | | | `-- Line.pm +| | | |-- MANIFEST +| | | |-- META.yml +| | | |-- MYMETA.yml +| | | |-- Makefile +| | | |-- Makefile.PL +| | | |-- README +| | | |-- blib +| | | | |-- arch +| | | | | `-- auto +| | | | | `-- Language +| | | | | `-- INTERCAL +| | | | |-- bin +| | | | |-- lib +| | | | | |-- Language +| | | | | | `-- INTERCAL +| | | | | | `-- Interface +| | | | | | `-- Line.pm +| | | | | `-- auto +| | | | | `-- Language +| | | | | `-- INTERCAL +| | | | |-- man1 +| | | | |-- man3 +| | | | `-- script +| | | |-- pm_to_blib +| | | `-- t +| | | `-- 00use.t +| | |-- CLC-INTERCAL-UI-X-1.-94.-2 +| | | |-- COPYING +| | | |-- Changes +| | | |-- INTERCAL +| | | | `-- Interface +| | | | `-- X.pm +| | | |-- MANIFEST +| | | |-- META.yml +| | | |-- MYMETA.yml +| | | |-- Makefile +| | | |-- Makefile.PL +| | | |-- README +| | | |-- blib +| | | | |-- arch +| | | | | `-- auto +| | | | | `-- Language +| | | | | `-- INTERCAL +| | | | |-- bin +| | | | |-- lib +| | | | | |-- Language +| | | | | | `-- INTERCAL +| | | | | | `-- Interface +| | | | | | `-- X.pm +| | | | | `-- auto +| | | | | `-- Language +| | | | | `-- INTERCAL +| | | | |-- man1 +| | | | |-- man3 +| | | | `-- script +| | | |-- pm_to_blib +| | | `-- t +| | | `-- 00use.t +| | |-- COPYING +| | |-- Changes +| | |-- Docs.tar.gz +| | |-- ICALC.tar.gz +| | |-- INET.tar.gz +| | |-- MANIFEST +| | |-- Makefile +| | |-- Makefile.PL +| | |-- README +| | |-- UI-Curses.tar.gz +| | |-- UI-Line.tar.gz +| | |-- UI-X.tar.gz +| | |-- USED_VERSION +| | |-- clc-intercal +| | `-- inst +| | |-- bin +| | | |-- intercalc +| | | |-- sick +| | | `-- theft-server +| | |-- lib +| | | `-- perl5 +| | | |-- Language +| | | | `-- INTERCAL +| | | | |-- ArrayIO.pm +| | | | |-- Arrays.pm +| | | | |-- Backend +| | | | | |-- ListObject.pm +| | | | | |-- Object.pm +| | | | | |-- Perl.pm +| | | | | `-- Run.pm +| | | | |-- Backend.pm +| | | | |-- ByteCode.pm +| | | | |-- Charset +| | | | | |-- Baudot.pm +| | | | | |-- EBCDIC.pm +| | | | | `-- Hollerith.pm +| | | | |-- Charset.pm +| | | | |-- CrawlingHorror.pm +| | | | |-- DataItem.pm +| | | | |-- Distribute.pm +| | | | |-- DoubleOhSeven.pm +| | | | |-- Exporter.pm +| | | | |-- Generate +| | | | | |-- ByteCode.Data +| | | | | `-- Splats.Data +| | | | |-- Generate.pm +| | | | |-- GenericIO +| | | 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I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +18) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +19) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +20) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +21) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +22) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +23) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +24) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +25) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +26) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +27) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +28) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +29) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +30) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +31) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +32) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +33) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +34) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +35) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +36) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +37) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +38) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +39) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +40) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +41) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +42) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +43) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +44) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +45) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +46) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +47) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +48) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +49) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +50) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +51) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +52) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +53) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +54) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +55) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +56) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +57) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +58) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +59) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +60) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +61) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +62) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +63) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +64) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +65) <fax> im the worst person in the world +66) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +67) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +68) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +69) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +70) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +71) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +72) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +73) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +74) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! +75) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +76) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +77) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +78) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +79) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +80) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +81) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +82) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +83) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +84) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +85) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +86) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +87) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +88) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +89) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +90) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +91) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +92) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +93) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +94) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +95) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +96) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +97) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> +98) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +99) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +100) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +101) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +102) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +103) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +104) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +105) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +106) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +107) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +108) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +109) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +110) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +111) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +112) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +113) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +114) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +115) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +116) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +117) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +118) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +119) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +120) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +121) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +122) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +123) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +124) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +125) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +126) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +127) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +128) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +129) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +130) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +131) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +132) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +133) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +134) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +135) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +136) <cheater99> incest is best +137) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +138) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +139) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +140) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +141) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +142) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +143) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +144) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +145) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +146) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +147) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +148) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +149) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +150) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +151) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +152) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +153) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +154) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +155) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +156) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +157) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +158) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +159) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +160) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +161) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +162) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +163) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) +164) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +165) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +166) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +167) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +168) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +169) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +170) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +171) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +172) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +173) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +174) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +175) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +176) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +177) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +178) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +179) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +180) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +181) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +182) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +183) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +184) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +185) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +186) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +187) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +188) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +189) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +190) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +191) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +192) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +193) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +194) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +195) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +196) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +197) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +198) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +199) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +200) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +201) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +202) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +203) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +204) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +205) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +206) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +207) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +208) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +209) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +210) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +211) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +212) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +213) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +214) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +215) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +216) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +217) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +218) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +219) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +220) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +221) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +222) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +223) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +224) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +225) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +226) <ais523> yay CDE +227) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +228) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +229) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +230) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +231) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +232) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +233) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +234) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +235) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +236) * quintopia sits on gregor +237) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +238) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +239) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +240) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +241) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +242) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +243) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +244) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +245) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +246) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +247) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +248) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +249) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +250) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +251) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +252) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +253) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +254) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +255) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +256) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +257) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +258) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +259) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +260) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +261) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +262) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +263) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +264) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +265) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +266) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +267) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +268) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +269) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +270) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +271) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +272) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +273) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +274) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +275) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +276) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +277) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +278) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +279) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +280) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +281) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +282) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +283) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +284) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +285) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +286) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +287) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +288) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +289) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +290) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +291) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +292) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +293) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +294) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +295) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +296) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +297) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +298) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +299) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +300) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +301) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +302) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +303) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +304) <oklopol> i'm really sleep +305) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +306) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +307) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +308) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +309) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +310) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +311) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +312) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +313) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +314) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +315) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +316) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +317) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +318) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +319) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +320) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +321) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +322) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +323) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +324) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +325) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +326) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +327) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +328) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +329) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +330) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +331) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +332) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +333) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +334) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +335) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +336) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +337) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +338) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +339) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +340) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +341) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +342) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +343) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +344) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +345) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +346) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +347) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +348) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +349) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +350) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +351) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +352) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +353) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +354) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +355) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +356) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +357) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +358) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +359) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +360) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +361) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +362) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +363) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +364) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +365) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +366) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +367) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +368) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +369) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +370) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +371) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +372) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +373) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +374) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +375) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +376) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +377) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +378) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +379) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +380) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +381) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +382) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +383) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +384) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +385) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +386) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +387) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +388) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +389) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +390) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +391) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +392) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +393) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +394) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +395) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +396) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +397) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +398) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +399) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +400) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +401) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +402) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +403) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +404) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +405) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +406) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +407) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +408) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +409) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +410) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +411) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +412) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +413) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +414) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +415) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +416) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +417) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +418) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +419) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +420) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +421) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +422) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +423) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +424) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +425) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +426) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +427) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +428) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +429) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +430) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +431) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +432) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +433) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +434) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +435) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +436) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +437) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +438) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +439) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +440) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +441) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +442) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +443) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +444) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +445) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +446) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +447) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +448) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +449) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +450) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +451) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +452) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +453) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +454) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +455) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +456) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +457) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +458) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +459) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +460) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +461) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +462) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +463) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +464) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +465) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +466) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +467) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +468) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +469) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +470) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +471) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +472) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +473) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +474) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +475) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +476) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +477) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +478) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +479) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +480) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +481) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +482) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +483) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +484) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +485) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +486) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +487) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +488) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +489) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +490) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +491) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +492) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +493) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +494) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +495) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +496) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +497) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +498) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +499) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +500) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +501) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +502) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +503) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +504) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +505) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +506) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +507) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +508) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +509) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +510) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +511) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +512) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +513) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +514) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +515) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +516) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +517) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +518) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +519) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +520) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +521) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +522) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +523) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +524) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +525) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +526) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +527) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +528) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +529) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +530) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +531) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +532) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +533) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +534) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +535) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +536) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +537) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +538) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +539) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +540) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +541) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +542) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +543) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +544) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +545) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +546) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +547) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +548) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +549) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +550) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +551) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +552) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +553) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +554) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +555) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +556) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +557) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +558) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +559) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +560) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +561) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +562) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +563) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +564) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +565) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +566) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +567) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +568) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +569) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +570) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +571) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +572) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +573) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +574) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +575) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +576) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +577) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +578) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +579) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +580) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +581) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +582) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +583) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +584) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +585) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +586) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +587) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +588) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +589) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +590) <myndzi> lol :( +591) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +592) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +593) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +594) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +595) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +596) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +597) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +598) <monqy> i agree with elliott +599) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +600) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +601) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +602) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +603) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +604) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +605) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +606) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +607) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +608) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +609) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +610) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +611) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +612) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +613) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +614) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +615) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +616) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +617) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +618) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +619) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +620) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +621) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +622) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +623) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +624) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +625) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +626) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +627) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +628) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +629) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +630) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +631) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +632) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +633) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +634) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +635) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +636) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +637) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +638) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +639) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +640) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +641) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +642) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +643) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +644) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +645) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +646) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +647) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +648) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +649) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +650) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +651) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +652) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +653) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +654) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +655) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +656) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +657) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +658) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +659) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +660) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +661) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +662) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +663) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +664) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +665) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +666) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +667) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +668) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +669) <QuickDirtyOS> Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS +670) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +671) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +672) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +673) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +674) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +675) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +676) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +677) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +678) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +679) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +680) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +681) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +682) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +683) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +684) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +685) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +686) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +687) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +688) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +689) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +690) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +691) <elliott>.Ah. +692) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +693) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +694) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +695) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +696) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky +697) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +698) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +699) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +700) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +701) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +702) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +703) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +704) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +705) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +706) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +707) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +708) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +709) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +710) <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. <Phantom_Hoover> Oops. +711) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +712) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +713) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. +714) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +715) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +716) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +717) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +718) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +719) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +720) <elliott> I hate you. +721) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... +722) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +723) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +724) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +725) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +726) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +727) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +728) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) +729) <fungot> [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] +730) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord +731) <fizzie> [...] "paikankin päällä" sounds just fine +732) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. +733) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. +734) <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise +735) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +736) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +737) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +738) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +739) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +740) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +741) <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky +742) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +743) <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before +744) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? +745) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. +746) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +747) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... +748) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +749) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. +750) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. +751) <fizzie> Two gigabytes is not really much to download. <Gregor> THAT'S LIKE THREE EPISODES OF MY LITTLE PONY +752) <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. +753) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +754) <roper> ioihgfdddf +755) <roper> rephtrase +756) <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) +757) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( +758) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people +759) <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) +760) <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. +761) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples +762) <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used +763) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. +764) <olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading +765) <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back +766) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented +767) <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable +768) <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that +769) <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA* +770) <fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord +771) <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world +772) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." +773) <fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed. +774) <shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up. +775) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" +776) <ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory +777) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. +778) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)" +779) <oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES +780) <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time +781) <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation +782) <elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context +783) <shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech. +784) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird +785) <Ngevd> I don't know which version of Linux kernel I'm using atm <Ngevd> Hang on <Ngevd> I'm on Windows +786) <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport +787) <Edwin Brady> Just seen this comment on reddit: "Parallel programming has been a solved problem for decades." I might have to stop reading the internet. +788) <elliott> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PRESSURE OF EVERYBODY THINKING I'M CONAL +789) <kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else <Sato0x> fact <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad +790) <kmc> haters gonna make som valid points +791) <kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler") +792) <ais523> and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will +793) <shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS +794) <elliott> a billion popups are worse than one distended anus. +795) <Taneb> coleridge and +796) <Taneb> voice changer to remove ads from transit as well as intended +797) <Taneb> the killers dancer in my c*** +798) <Taneb> l is it real <Taneb> I am [...] <Taneb> because of how on earth would I do that [...] <Taneb> I dont even no idea what I'm saying +799) <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people +800) <Taneb> profanity specialities +801) <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent +802) <Taneb> may I use my phone says it's nick to clarify +803) <tswett> ais523: well, Dylan said "hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows", and then Lawlabee said "'cuz it's pretty awesome." <tswett> Except that by "it", Lawlabee was referring to something entirely different. <tswett> So when I added that quote, Lawlabee emotifrowned. +804) <olsner> is tswett Warrigal? +805) <itidus21> ais523: thats very zen really <ais523> no, it's more or less the opposite of zen +806) * elliott is back not for killing purposes but here to kill people. +807) <calamari> there was a time when I liked wearing a tie too.. I was a mormon. not claiming one has to be a religious nutcase to wear a tie, of course +808) <zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you +809) <oklopol> nortti: fizzie has done some impressive stuff in befunge, which is essentially the two-dimensional version of finnish politics. +810) <elliott> It's... not really links2-optimised. <nortti> elliott: I don't think that any page is links2 optimised +811) <elliott_> (help why are german) <monqy> i play the german version of crawl <elliott_> i +812) <fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h +813) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes +814) <elliott> gah <elliott> this language is of the devil <elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_ +815) <Gregor> Very much like "cen" is Latin for "horse", "yak" is Latin for "yak". +816) <kmc> i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live <kmc> it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins +817) <olsner> they call finnish human-readable? +818) <monqy> 200 and 20 are the same <monqy> different notations for the same thing +819) <Ngevd> And I may soon lack both a head and a wall +820) <shachaf> U+2205 [∅] NO LETTER O ALLOWED +821) <ion> 99 bugs in the bug tracker, 99 reports of bugs. Take one down and commit a fix, 106 bugs in the bug tracker. +822) <Lumpio-> STOP CAPITALIZING <Lumpio-> It's making me feel weird <shubshub> the I has to be capitilized its proper grammer +823) <monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible +824) <elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine +825) <ais523> coppro: I'm researching compiling high-level languages to hardware, which involves inventing new ones <ais523> because there were no modern variants of algol specialised for hardware, oddly enough +826) <monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode. <monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you +827) <oklopol> Gregor: i watched the first episode of MLP [...] <oklopol> Gregor: it wasn't bad, but there was very little sex and violence +828) <pikhq> The world would be a much classier place if the world was full of Gregors. <Phantom_Hoover> True, but how many of them are on fire? +829) <Phantom_Hoover> i once had a dream when i was told to look after some kittens but they were made of chocolate and i ate them :( +830) <pikhq> I vastly prefer "a blind idiot god". <quintopia> pikhq: to what? <pikhq> To the idea of someone actually intentionally designing a mouse. +831) <monqy> ophanim: omee~ +832) <monqy> if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him <monqy> i would also need a clone machine +833) <itidus21> you are like the linux torvalds of quiz engines +834) <Gregor> `log [o]klopol wasn't usually nude +835) <monqy> you've constructed a situation in which i have no choice but to die in 10 days <monqy> well done <monqy> that's murder +836) <itidus21> . o O ( (watches on from a distance) I just can't think that abstractly... or I don't want to. I'm more, there are 2 trains heading in opposite directions: what year were they built? How many windows do they have? Is anyone train surfing on them? Is Ringo Starr narrating this problem? ) [...] <itidus21> Do they serve french toast in the dining carriage? +837) <olsner> This quote is boring +838) <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once +839) <itidus21> i have a simple view of reality that goes something like this.. once your sufficiently well tied up.. it doesn't make a difference if your enemy has a knife or a gun.. you're equally screwed +840) <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform? <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term> <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know. +841) < oklopol> oh god another crazy haskell understander < oklopol> i have to leave +842) <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins. +843) <zzo38> (Some astrologers say all horoscopes that include objects other than the Sun are 3D, but they don't know what 3D means, that is why they are astrologers.) +844) <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer <Taneb> So, not like Glasgow at all +845) <oklopol> i don't get how people are afraid of parachute jumping but they routinely drive a car in fucking traffic +846) <elliott> oh, "legal" as in legal +847) <olsner> when everyone else was busy going "ewwww, comic sans!" I was reading the text and learned everything +848) <mroman> You can't quote me.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.13197 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +2010-02-05.txt:19:29:35: <oklopol> topology is all about uncountability +2010-02-20.txt:17:02:04: <oerjan> that's my intuition on that anyway - the distinction between probability 1 and surely is only needed because of uncountability stuff +2010-06-21.txt:21:59:28: <Phantom_Hoover> Uncountability almost certainly factors into it. +2010-06-22.txt:19:50:35: <oklopol> oerjan and i have to talk about computable uncountability now +2010-06-23.txt:20:15:06: <oklopol> for uncountability (in the real case), notice you can add small enough fluctuations to each element of the sequence +2011-09-14.txt:04:37:12: <oklopol> Patashu: i can easily prove the uncountability thing to you if you know what compactness is, otherwise i'll go to work +2011-10-12.txt:10:36:29: <CakeProphet> how does that lead to uncountability? +2011-10-12.txt:10:39:30: <oerjan> for the rest, see an actual uncountability proof. +2011-10-24.txt:07:46:56: <elliott> `addquote <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +2011-10-24.txt:07:47:03: <HackEgo> 691) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +2012-05-18.txt:03:00:52: <HackEgo> 646) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +2012-07-03.txt:03:14:01: <HackEgo> ​*poof* <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.13236 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +2011-06-06.txt:23:21:23: <oerjan> > ZipList [1,2,3] +2011-06-06.txt:23:24:40: <oerjan> > getZipList $ ZipList [1,2,3] >>= + -> ZipList [4,5,6] +2011-06-06.txt:23:27:16: <oerjan> > getZipList (pure (const 1) <*> pure undefined) +2011-09-20.txt:02:37:07: <oerjan> > let ZipList l >>_ f = ZipList . diag . scanl1 (zipWith (const id)) $ map f l where diag ((x:xs):xss) = x:diag (map (drop 1) xss); diag _ = [] in ZipList [1,2,3] >>_ flip replicateM "abcd" +2011-09-20.txt:02:37:45: <oerjan> > let ZipList l >>+ f = ZipList . diag . scanl1 (zipWith (const id)) $ map f l where diag ((x:xs):xss) = x:diag (map (drop 1) xss); diag _ = [] in ZipList [1,2,3] >>+ ZipList . flip replicateM "abcd" +2011-09-20.txt:02:38:20: <oerjan> > let infixl 1 >>+; ZipList l >>+ f = ZipList . diag . scanl1 (zipWith (const id)) $ map f l where diag ((x:xs):xss) = x:diag (map (drop 1) xss); diag _ = [] in ZipList [1,2,3] >>+ ZipList . flip replicateM "abcd" +2011-09-20.txt:02:41:15: <oerjan> > let infixl 1 >>+; ZipList l >>+ f = ZipList . diag . scanl1 (zipWith (const id)) $ map (getZipList . f) l where diag ((x:xs):xss) = x:diag (map (drop 1) xss); diag _ = [] in ZipList [1,2,3] >>+ ZipList . flip replicateM "abcd" +2011-09-20.txt:02:41:31: <oerjan> > ZipList [1,2] +2011-09-20.txt:02:41:45: <oerjan> > let infixl 1 >>+; ZipList l >>+ f = ZipList . diag . scanl1 (zipWith (const id)) $ map (getZipList . f) l where diag ((x:xs):xss) = x:diag (map (drop 1) xss); diag _ = [] in getZipList $ ZipList [1,2,3] >>+ ZipList . flip replicateM "abcd" +2011-09-20.txt:02:42:26: <oerjan> > let infixl 1 >>+; ZipList l >>+ f = ZipList . diag . scanl1 (zipWith (const id)) $ map (getZipList . f) l where diag ((x:xs):xss) = x:diag (map (drop 1) xss); diag _ = [] in getZipList $ ZipList [1,2,3] >>+ ZipList . flip replicate "abcd" +2011-09-20.txt:02:44:08: <oerjan> > let infixl 1 >>+; ZipList l >>+ f = ZipList . diag . scanl1 (zipWith (const id)) $ map (getZipList . f) l where diag ((x:xs):xss) = x:diag (map (drop 1) xss); diag _ = [] in getZipList $ ZipList [1,2,3] >>+ ZipList . flip take "abcd" +2011-09-20.txt:02:44:22: <oerjan> > let infixl 1 >>+; ZipList l >>+ f = ZipList . diag . scanl1 (zipWith (const id)) $ map (getZipList . f) l where diag ((x:xs):xss) = x:diag (map (drop 1) xss); diag _ = [] in getZipList $ ZipList [3,2,1] >>+ ZipList . flip take "abcd" +2011-09-20.txt:02:51:56: <oerjan> > let infixl 1 >>+; ZipList l >>+ f = ZipList . diag . scanl1 (zipWith (const id)) $ map (getZipList . f) l where diag ((x:xs):xss) = x:diag (map (drop 1) xss); diag _ = [] in getZipList $ ZipList [3,2,1] >>+ ZipList . flip take "abcd" +2011-11-30.txt:09:30:45: <oerjan> > getZipList . zjoin . ZipList . map ZipList $ [[1,2,3],[4,5],[6,7,8,9]] +2011-12-17.txt:05:03:20: <oerjan> > getZipList (zjoin (ZipList [ZipList [], ZipList [1]])) -- how does this manage to break lambdabot +2011-12-29.txt:05:39:13: <kallisti> `pastelogs oerjan> >.*ZipList
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.13254 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +#!/bin/sh +id=$1 +expr "$1" + 0 >/dev/null 2>&1 || exit 1 +head -n $((id-1)) quotes >quotes.new +tail -n +$((id+1)) quotes >>quotes.new +diff quotes quotes.new >/dev/null && exit 1 +printf "*poof*%s" "$(quote $id | cut -d')' -f2-) +mv quotes.new quotes +
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.13369 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,33 @@ +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +21) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +22) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +26) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +106) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +122) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +161) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +210) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +244) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +253) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +396) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +407) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +408) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +412) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +413) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +417) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +475) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +477) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +485) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +502) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +556) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +614) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +630) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +662) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +684) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +690) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +695) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +707) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +708) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +734) <oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +741) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. +747) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +786) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.13446 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2009-03-21.txt:19:07:11: <ehird> hey, anyone know how to make `login` not display the Last login: bullshit +2010-09-18.txt:00:44:14: <alise> 2010-09-17 21:30:52 (95.5 KB/s) - `logs.db' saved [248597504/248597504] +2010-10-28.txt:21:30:40: <ais523_> By default, `su' does not change the current directory. It sets the environment variables `HOME' and `SHELL' from the password entry for USER, and if USER is not the super-user, sets `USER' and `LOGNAME' to USER. By default, the shell is not a login shell. +2011-08-17.txt:00:06:00: <ais523> programs that need it, such as `login' and `su', have already been written. +2011-09-13.txt:17:28:49: <elliott> `log hello +2011-09-13.txt:17:29:44: <HackEgo> chmod: cannot access `log': No such file or directory +2011-09-13.txt:17:29:56: <elliott> `log fuck +2011-09-13.txt:17:33:05: <elliott> `log test +2011-09-13.txt:17:33:55: <elliott> `log +2011-09-13.txt:17:34:01: <elliott> `log +2011-09-13.txt:17:34:08: <elliott> `log This is Haskell, we +2011-09-13.txt:17:34:47: <ais523> `log denotational semantics +2011-09-13.txt:17:35:14: <ais523> `log biscuit +2011-09-13.txt:17:35:26: <monqy> `log `log +2011-09-13.txt:17:35:29: <HackEgo> 2011-09-13.txt:17:28:49: <elliott> `log hello +2011-09-13.txt:17:35:37: <monqy> `log `log `log +2011-09-13.txt:17:35:40: <HackEgo> 2011-09-13.txt:17:35:26: <monqy> `log `log +2011-09-13.txt:17:35:45: <ais523> `log the +2011-09-13.txt:17:38:57: <monqy> `log `log `log `log `log `log +2011-09-13.txt:17:39:00: <HackEgo> 2011-09-13.txt:17:38:57: <monqy> `log `log `log `log `log `log +2011-09-13.txt:17:43:10: <ais523> `logs [aeiou]{20} +2011-09-13.txt:17:43:17: <ais523> `log [aeiou]{20} +2011-09-13.txt:17:43:30: <ais523> `log [aeiou]{30} +2011-09-13.txt:17:43:41: <ais523> `log [aeiou]{40} +2011-09-13.txt:17:44:04: <Gregor> `log [f]{40} +2011-09-13.txt:17:44:16: <Gregor> `log [f]{50} +2011-09-13.txt:17:44:21: <elliott> `log f{7}u{12} +2011-09-13.txt:17:44:38: <ais523> `log [^f]f{7}u{12}[^u] +2011-09-13.txt:17:48:53: <Gregor> `log x{12} +2011-09-13.txt:17:50:10: <ais523> `log FURscript +2011-09-13.txt:17:50:14: <ais523> `log Esme +2011-09-13.txt:17:50:54: <ais523> `log shameful +2011-09-13.txt:17:51:02: <Gregor> `log +2011-09-13.txt:17:51:07: <elliott> `log '^(\d):::' +2011-09-13.txt:17:51:10: <Gregor> So `log just gives a random line :P +2011-09-13.txt:17:51:21: <Vorpal> `log 19:41 +2011-09-13.txt:17:52:37: <monqy> `log patse +2011-09-13.txt:17:52:37: <Vorpal> `log 19:53:.. +2011-09-13.txt:17:52:52: <elliott> `logurl 2010-12-04.txt +2011-09-13.txt:17:53:12: <monqy> `log help +2011-09-13.txt:17:54:31: <elliott> `logurl 2009-12-05.txt:21:18:37: +2011-09-13.txt:17:55:35: <elliott> `logurl 2009-12-05.txt:21:18:37: +2011-09-13.txt:17:59:20: <elliott> `log [aeiou]{90} +2011-09-13.txt:17:59:33: <elliott> `logurl 2010-07-04.txt:16:05:45: +2011-09-13.txt:17:59:52: <Gregor> `log [aieouy]{140} +2011-09-13.txt:18:00:21: <elliott> `logurl 2009-09-12.txt:17:51:06: +2011-09-13.txt:18:01:18: <ais523> `log (.){100} +2011-09-13.txt:18:01:19: <Gregor> `log (fuck\s*){3} +2011-09-13.txt:18:01:28: <Gregor> `log (fuck\S*){3} +2011-09-13.txt:18:01:42: <elliott> `log (fuck\S*){9} +2011-09-13.txt:18:01:49: <Gregor> `log (fuck\w*){3} +2011-09-13.txt:18:01:56: <Gregor> `log (fuck\s*){3} +2011-09-13.txt:18:02:22: <Gregor> `log (fuck\s+){3} +2011-09-13.txt:18:02:34: <Gregor> `log (fuck *){3} +2011-09-13.txt:18:02:43: <Gregor> `log (fuck *){25} +2011-09-13.txt:18:02:51: <Gregor> `log (fuck *){15} +2011-09-13.txt:18:03:33: <elliott> `log I'm a blah de blah always been the blah which haven't you always said which blah is +2011-09-13.txt:18:03:37: <HackEgo> 2011-09-13.txt:18:03:33: <elliott> `log I'm a blah de blah always been the blah which haven't you always said which blah is +2011-09-13.txt:18:04:16: <monqy> `log +2011-09-13.txt:18:04:34: <elliott> `log +2011-09-13.txt:18:04:44: <elliott> `log +2011-09-13.txt:18:04:49: <Gregor> `log I think I'll just use `log as the world's worst `echo from now on. +2011-09-13.txt:18:04:53: <HackEgo> 2011-09-13.txt:18:04:49: <Gregor> `log I think I'll just use `log as the world's worst `echo from now on. +2011-09-13.txt:18:04:58: <elliott> `logurl 2008-03-08.txt:17:49:49: +2011-09-13.txt:18:05:18: <ais523> `log pong +2011-09-13.txt:18:05:31: <elliott> `log `log +2011-09-13.txt:18:05:35: <HackEgo> 2011-09-13.txt:18:04:16: <monqy> `log +2011-09-13.txt:18:05:46: <elliott> `log 00:00:00: +2011-09-13.txt:18:06:13: <ais523> `log slightly as his ears, +2011-09-13.txt:18:06:42: <elliott> `log slight as his ears, +2011-09-13.txt:18:06:45: <HackEgo> 2011-09-13.txt:18:06:42: <elliott> `log slight as his ears, +2011-09-13.txt:18:06:45: <elliott> `log slightly as his ears, +2011-09-13.txt:18:07:25: <elliott> `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:07:49: <elliott> `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:08:07: <elliott> `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:08:27: <monqy> soon enough you'll get `log Bjorn in your `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:08:55: <monqy> `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:09:15: <elliott> `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:10:36: <monqy> `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:11:32: <elliott> `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:12:24: <monqy> `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:12:27: <HackEgo> 2011-09-13.txt:18:12:24: <monqy> `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:12:35: <elliott> `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:12:44: <elliott> `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:16:31: <elliott> `log `quote +2011-09-13.txt:18:16:56: <ais523> `log outercal +2011-09-13.txt:18:16:59: <HackEgo> 2011-09-13.txt:18:16:56: <ais523> `log outercal +2011-09-13.txt:18:19:02: <elliott> `log esolangs\.org/ +2011-09-13.txt:18:19:20: <elliott> `log esolangs\.org/ +2011-09-13.txt:18:29:35: <monqy> `log sgeo +2011-09-13.txt:18:29:50: <monqy> `log itidus20 +2011-09-13.txt:18:30:12: <monqy> `log zzo +2011-09-13.txt:18:30:31: <elliott> `log verily|betwixt +2011-09-13.txt:18:30:43: <elliott> `log betwixt +2011-09-13.txt:18:31:07: <elliott> `log betwixt +2011-09-13.txt:18:31:14: <itidus20> `log channel +2011-09-13.txt:18:31:17: <elliott> `log betwixt +2011-09-13.txt:18:33:30: <itidus20> `log log +2011-09-13.txt:18:33:43: <elliott> `log nomic +2011-09-13.txt:18:33:56: <elliott> `log nomic +2011-09-13.txt:18:34:55: <elliott> `log hexham +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:16: <olsner> `log olsner +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:26: <itidus20> `log book +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:31: <Phantom_Hoover> `log itidus +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:31: <elliott> `log hexham +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:50: <elliott> `log hexham +2011-09-13.txt:18:36:09: <Phantom_Hoover> `log inspirational +2011-09-13.txt:18:36:18: <Phantom_Hoover> `log fungot +2011-09-13.txt:18:37:03: <itidus20> `log twin +2011-09-13.txt:18:37:10: <elliott> `logurl 2009-03-10.txt:14:18:38: +2011-09-13.txt:18:37:13: <elliott> `logurl 2011-07-16.txt:22:00:56: +2011-09-13.txt:18:37:44: <Phantom_Hoover> `log elliott +2011-09-13.txt:18:37:56: <ais523> heh, my reaction to that `log fungot was "who put Underload in fungot's markoviser?" +2011-09-13.txt:18:38:09: <Phantom_Hoover> `log ais523 +2011-09-13.txt:18:38:29: <Phantom_Hoover> `log ais523 +2011-09-13.txt:18:38:36: <Phantom_Hoover> `log kittens +2011-09-13.txt:18:38:46: <Phantom_Hoover> `log rabbits +2011-09-13.txt:18:38:53: <ais523> `log zruty +2011-09-13.txt:18:38:57: <HackEgo> 2011-09-13.txt:18:38:53: <ais523> `log zruty +2011-09-13.txt:18:39:23: <Phantom_Hoover> `log is now unnecessary; remove it. +2011-09-13.txt:18:39:26: <HackEgo> 2011-09-13.txt:18:39:23: <Phantom_Hoover> `log is now unnecessary; remove it. +2011-09-13.txt:18:39:47: <elliott> `logurl 2010-11-08.txt:19:46:10: +2011-09-13.txt:18:39:56: <Phantom_Hoover> `log rabbit +2011-09-13.txt:18:40:11: <ais523> `log meme +2011-09-13.txt:18:40:18: <Phantom_Hoover> `log PSOX +2011-09-13.txt:18:40:24: <ais523> `log feather +2011-09-13.txt:18:40:54: <itidus20> `log feather +2011-09-13.txt:18:41:11: <elliott> `log feather +2011-09-13.txt:18:42:28: <ais523> `log international hub for +2011-09-13.txt:18:42:55: <monqy> `log perl +2011-09-13.txt:18:43:16: <itidus20> `log hlep +2011-09-13.txt:18:44:17: <ais523> `log alt.lang.intercal +2011-09-13.txt:18:44:27: <ais523> `log alt.lang.intercal +2011-09-13.txt:18:44:40: <ais523> `log alt.lang.intercal +2011-09-13.txt:18:44:51: <ais523> `log alt.lang.intercal +2011-09-13.txt:18:44:57: <Taneb> `log numberwang +2011-09-13.txt:18:45:02: <elliott> `log alt[^.]lang[^.]intercal +2011-09-13.txt:18:45:26: <monqy> `log perl +2011-09-13.txt:18:45:34: <monqy> `log perl +2011-09-13.txt:18:45:39: <itidus20> `log alt.lang. +2011-09-13.txt:18:45:59: <Taneb> `log hyperbolic +2011-09-13.txt:19:01:45: <itidus20> `log rodgerthegreat +2011-09-13.txt:19:07:43: <Sgeo> `log Sgeo +2011-09-13.txt:20:13:39: <elliott> `log murder +2011-09-13.txt:20:13:56: <elliott> `logurl 2010-09-12.txt:04:29:12: +2011-09-13.txt:20:14:43: <oerjan> `log table +2011-09-13.txt:20:30:12: <Gregor> `log pornography +2011-09-13.txt:20:30:29: <elliott> `log eval +2011-09-13.txt:20:30:34: <oerjan> `log prepromorphism +2011-09-13.txt:20:30:42: <elliott> `log eval +2011-09-13.txt:20:30:53: <elliott> `log eval +2011-09-13.txt:20:31:06: <elliott> `log eval +2011-09-13.txt:20:31:30: <Gregor> `log eval.*pornography +2011-09-13.txt:20:31:34: <HackEgo> 2011-09-13.txt:20:31:30: <Gregor> `log eval.*pornography +2011-09-13.txt:20:32:16: <oerjan> `log agrophnimorpic seprogniph +2011-09-13.txt:20:32:20: <HackEgo> 2011-09-13.txt:20:32:16: <oerjan> `log agrophnimorpic seprogniph +2011-09-13.txt:20:32:31: <ais523> `log [^`] +2011-09-13.txt:20:33:01: <ais523> `log [^`]watermelon +2011-09-13.txt:20:33:30: <ais523> `log [^]]watermelon +2011-09-13.txt:20:33:44: <elliott> `log [^]]zygohistomorphic diodsjfof +2011-09-13.txt:20:33:47: <olsner> `log watermelon +2011-09-13.txt:20:34:07: <olsner> `log bacon +2011-09-13.txt:20:35:05: <Gregor> <ais523> `log [^`] <ais523> that query won't find itself // actually this query WILL find itself. +2011-09-13.txt:20:35:29: <oerjan> `log self-reference +2011-09-13.txt:20:35:58: <elliott> `log immoral +2011-09-13.txt:20:36:04: <elliott> `log immoral +2011-09-13.txt:20:36:09: <elliott> `log immortal +2011-09-13.txt:20:36:25: <Phantom_Hoover> `log morale +2011-09-13.txt:20:36:35: <Gregor> `log immorale +2011-09-13.txt:20:36:38: <Phantom_Hoover> `log alternate +2011-09-13.txt:20:36:39: <HackEgo> 2011-09-13.txt:20:36:35: <Gregor> `log immorale +2011-09-13.txt:20:36:41: <Gregor> `log immortale +2011-09-13.txt:20:36:44: <elliott> `log 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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.13599 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2003-04-20.txt:01:42:06: <lament> Something like Haskell +2003-07-01.txt:11:16:20: <Taaus> This programming contest is being conducted by ICFP, which implies a desire to promote functional languages. However, rather than debate the definition of a "functional programming language," we will allow submitted programs to be written in any language whatsoever. Mixing languages is entirely acceptable; perhaps you will write in O'Caml and Haskell, with a Tcl script to do the gluing. +2004-01-26.txt:23:50:23: * Taaus-dvorak has moved on to Haskell these days. +2004-02-11.txt:00:15:20: <fizzie> oh, apparently I've written a semi-working (no 'g' or 'p') interpreter in 31 lines of haskell. +2004-04-18.txt:14:08:13: -!- shapr has quit ("fixing haskell-mode, brb"). +2004-04-30.txt:07:47:16: <heatsink> I think it was something like, the text listed programming languages (C, Scheme, Haskell, Brainfudge[1]) +2004-10-01.txt:04:05:41: <lament> shapr: it's not like Haskell is in any danger... +2004-10-01.txt:04:06:15: <shapr> wasn't talking about Haskell +2004-12-14.txt:06:52:46: <heatsink> why can't you shoot self in foot with python or haskell? +2004-12-25.txt:14:09:23: <fizzie> That's what I did with FORTRAN and Forth. And Haskell. +2005-06-02.txt:20:34:35: <jix> it's inspired by bf and haskell +2005-07-18.txt:18:02:20: <jix> it's my 2nd functional programming language (the first one was haskell and i used it only for a day) +2005-07-26.txt:07:13:31: <int-e> it's written in haskell, I compiled it using ghc, usage is bf2c < brainfuck-source > c-source. no options. +2005-08-04.txt:19:59:45: <lament> but i was thinking more like haskell-style +2005-08-05.txt:20:07:21: <int-e> hmm. maybe we should use \ for lambda like the Haskell folks. +2005-08-12.txt:22:34:09: <liebestraume> there's people who speak swedish in #haskell, you could ask them :) +2005-08-27.txt:20:21:05: <lament> what about unlambda (or haskell?) no instruction takes multiple operands :) +2005-09-09.txt:16:50:42: * grim_ prefers haskell +2005-09-09.txt:16:50:57: <jix> haskell is a nice language too +2005-09-09.txt:16:51:51: <nooga> haskell suxx +2005-09-09.txt:16:52:14: <jix> nooga: writing webframeworks in haskell sucks +2005-09-09.txt:16:52:20: <nooga> all i know about haskell is that it's an old, academic language ;p +2005-09-09.txt:16:53:22: <jix> haskell has some pretty cool things.. like generating a list of ALL prime numbers and print the first 10 +2005-09-09.txt:16:53:32: <jix> that was my first usefull haskell program +2005-09-09.txt:16:55:14: <jix> one of my first haskell programs: http://rafb.net/paste/results/TzQvS266.html +2005-09-24.txt:16:11:42: <jix> haskell is a funny language +2005-10-23.txt:21:01:23: <cpressey> right now i'm learning haskell. +2005-10-23.txt:21:01:30: <CXI> haskell is a fun language +2005-10-23.txt:21:05:08: <lament> haskell is amazing :) +2005-10-28.txt:04:02:21: <lament> at least, python is what i actually write stuff in. Haskell, Smalltalk or whatever is what i would use if i were smarter. +2005-10-28.txt:04:03:09: <duerig> *crosses himself* You shouldn't mention the term 'Haskell'. Just refer to it as the 'Scottish language'. Don't you know that it is evil? That it is cursed?!?!? :-) +2005-10-28.txt:04:04:19: <lament> anyway, in haskell anything can be an operator +2005-10-28.txt:04:06:31: <lament> yeah but ocaml is like haskell for dummies. +2005-10-28.txt:04:07:46: <duerig> I once took a class on 'practical functional programming'. We were allowed to choose our own language for the course. Only one person was brave enough to pick Haskell. He showed us his code once and all our eyes bugged out. +2005-10-28.txt:04:08:43: <Arrogant> Haskell is pretty esoteric <3 +2005-10-28.txt:04:09:29: <Arrogant> Haskell is a great language though. +2005-10-28.txt:04:10:00: <lament> scheme and haskell are both conceptually pretty, but scheme is ugly in practice +2005-11-01.txt:03:35:57: <Arrogant> Actually, that article reminds me of Haskell. +2005-11-06.txt:16:14:56: <int-e> compare to Haskell: +2005-11-10.txt:22:26:11: <ihope> I just set up Haskell to do SKI-combinator calculus. +2005-11-11.txt:01:50:59: <ihope> Eh, infinite types in Haskell. Can it be done? +2005-11-12.txt:03:29:02: <ihope> I suddenly want to write a Haskell-to-Lazy K compiler. +2005-11-12.txt:03:30:52: <ihope> It'd probably be done in an imperative language until I get Haskell down. +2005-11-22.txt:00:20:28: <ihope> Well, I'm writing one in Haskell... +2005-11-22.txt:01:19:07: <ihope> Is there any Haskell builtin to test whether a list contains a specified value? +2005-11-23.txt:20:58:52: <ihope> Haskell? +2005-11-23.txt:21:00:29: <calamari> is haskell free software? not seeing a debian package for it +2005-11-23.txt:21:07:00: <lindi-> calamari: apt-cache search haskell finds 69 packages +2005-11-23.txt:21:07:44: <calamari> lindi-: weird.. must be Ubuntu then.. I have all sorts of haskell docs and things, but no haskell itself +2005-11-23.txt:21:07:59: <lindi-> haskell is a language +2005-11-23.txt:21:08:21: <GregorR> ghaskell? :P +2005-11-23.txt:21:08:34: <ihope> Haskell -> Lazy K? +2005-11-23.txt:21:08:35: <lindi-> ghc-cvs - GHC - the Glasgow Haskell Compilation system ? +2005-11-25.txt:20:21:59: <ihope> I'm slowly converting Haskell's getLine function into Lazy K. +2005-11-25.txt:22:23:42: <jix> haskell? +2005-11-25.txt:22:24:25: <jix> lazy evaluation is funny.. i wrote a haskell code to generate a list with ALL primes in it... +2005-11-25.txt:22:25:52: <jix> i told haskell to print the list AFTER generating them... you can't do that without lazy evaluation +2005-11-26.txt:00:46:58: <ihope> Ook! I just realized Haskell's imperative composition thingamajig is "tricky". Then again, maybe not. +2005-11-26.txt:00:58:13: <ihope> Yep. I think Haskell's "imperatives" aren't compatible with those of Lazy K. +2005-11-26.txt:15:58:49: <ihope> I decided once again that Haskell's IO types are not compatible with Lazy K programs. +2005-11-26.txt:18:50:43: <calamari> I translated that pi program.. it was originally Haskell, someone converted it to Ruby, then I converted it to Python and finally to Linguine +2005-11-27.txt:13:26:51: <jix> haskell too +2005-11-28.txt:15:38:30: <ihope> How about imperative, a la Haskell? +2005-11-28.txt:15:38:52: <Gs30ng> haskell is a stack-based imperative language +2005-11-28.txt:15:39:06: <jix> haskell isn't stack based +2005-11-28.txt:15:39:09: <jix> and haskell is functinal +2005-11-28.txt:15:39:23: <ihope> Haskell's do notation looks imperative :-) +2005-11-28.txt:15:39:38: <Gs30ng> a haskell code +2005-11-28.txt:15:41:21: <Gs30ng> is a reversed haskell code. +2005-11-28.txt:15:41:47: <jix> Gs30ng: haskell uses currifizing arguments that's why it looks like stack based but it isn't +2005-11-28.txt:15:43:58: <jix> the 2nd paragraph says it's different from functional languages like haskell +2005-11-28.txt:15:48:27: <jix> in functional programming there is no evaluation order.. (that's why haskell uses monads) +2005-11-28.txt:15:51:36: <Gs30ng> well, without any care of classes, monads, defining functions... state a language with reversed order of haskell +2005-11-28.txt:15:55:25: <ihope> But I'd like to make it so Lazy K's programs are compatible with Haskell's IO types. +2005-12-01.txt:00:24:53: <ihope> I'm having a simple problem with Haskell, and am off to deploy it at #haskell. +2005-12-08.txt:01:54:28: <ihope> I'm writing a Haskell program that will write a Foobar program that will output the 99 bottles of beer song. +2005-12-14.txt:11:18:54: <handongseong> taking some ideas from haskell (monad) +2005-12-17.txt:01:10:25: <ihope> I'm writing a Smurf interpreter in Haskell. +2005-12-20.txt:15:11:35: <Gs30ng> Haskell, Python, and Ruby was good ones for me +2005-12-20.txt:15:12:10: <nooga> hm, dont know Haskell +2005-12-20.txt:15:17:55: <Gs30ng> and Haskell is far away +2005-12-20.txt:15:18:01: <jix> haskell is cool ;) +2005-12-20.txt:15:28:00: <Gs30ng> haskell is more clean +2005-12-20.txt:15:36:48: <Gs30ng> haskell prefers the former(and you can use latter if you want) +2005-12-21.txt:19:13:14: <ihope> Stuff like that's why I like Haskell. +2005-12-22.txt:21:30:38: <ihope> Well, I calculated ack(4,2) in Haskell. +2005-12-22.txt:21:40:19: <ihope> This is sort of funny. Haskell is computing ack(4,2)... over and over again. +2006-01-04.txt:20:53:07: <ihope> I'm trying to write a Haskell interpreter for it. Treeky, it is. +2006-01-04.txt:22:58:42: <ihope> It seemed to take a few minutes. I love Haskell :-) +2006-01-11.txt:00:20:24: <SimonRC> How about Haskell? +2006-01-11.txt:00:21:19: <GregorR> Not hah to Haskell. +2006-01-11.txt:00:21:20: <GregorR> Haskell rocks. +2006-01-13.txt:23:28:42: <SimonRC> things like Scheme and Haskell are both of these. +2006-01-13.txt:23:28:58: <SimonRC> Being non-declarative is practiacally impossible in Haskell. +2006-01-13.txt:23:30:43: <fizzie> Oh, it's certainly _possible_ to write ugly non-declarative-like code in Haskell. +2006-01-13.txt:23:30:56: <SimonRC> *cough* http://haskell.org/ghc/docs/latest/html/libraries/base/Data-IORef.html *cough* +2006-01-14.txt:18:42:35: <ihope> Like Haskell, sorta? +2006-01-14.txt:18:43:44: <SimonRC> so + doesn;t have a Haskell type, really +2006-01-15.txt:02:27:50: <SimonRC> Use Haskell! +2006-01-15.txt:02:37:15: <SimonRC> I will want currying, though, like Haskell has. +2006-01-16.txt:11:34:01: <SimonRC> Grrr, Haskell professor sent out patch that doesn't actually correct the probel *at* *all*. +2006-01-16.txt:19:52:52: <SimonRC> Hmm, Haskell is suprisingly powerful. +2006-01-16.txt:19:55:27: <GregorR> Nah, parsers are easier in Haskell. +2006-01-17.txt:00:48:51: <ihope> Even easier to port to Haskell... >:-) +2006-01-17.txt:00:49:05: <calamari> can haskell compile to c? +2006-01-17.txt:00:49:21: <GregorR> I think you can compile Haskell to ASM. +2006-01-17.txt:15:40:20: <ihope> Combine that with the variables of Haskell and the object-orientation of C, and you get a "great" lanugage. +2006-01-18.txt:02:41:46: <SimonRC> (patterns are analogous to Haskell patterns +2006-01-18.txt:02:45:41: <SimonRC> (anagram of Haskell, from which it steals some features, and in which it is written) +2006-01-18.txt:02:48:29: <SimonRC> the point of | is to do proper pattern-matching like Haskell has, but it assembles the terms at runtime! +2006-01-18.txt:02:57:54: <SimonRC> BTW, I have only been learning Haskell since Sep/Oct 2004, and the only interpreter experience I have had was reading McCarthy's original LISP EVAL (translated into Common LISP), and that didn't even have lexical scope, just dynamic scope! +2006-01-19.txt:00:07:31: <SimonRC> GregorR: learn Haskell. +2006-01-19.txt:00:07:48: <ihope> I lubs da Haskell. +2006-01-19.txt:00:13:02: <GregorR> I'm gonna download hentai instead of learning Haskell. +2006-01-19.txt:14:02:42: <SimonRC> any Haskell experts here? +2006-01-19.txt:14:03:17: <jix> i know a bit haskell +2006-01-19.txt:14:03:17: * SimonRC ponders joining #haskell +2006-01-19.txt:14:09:18: <jix> ask #haskell +2006-01-24.txt:01:07:37: <ihope> Haskell is looking very unfriendly to me right now. +2006-01-28.txt:13:22:40: <jix> maybe i'm going to write a rhotor => haskell translator.. that should be easier +2006-01-28.txt:13:22:56: <jix> but haskell has a different io system +2006-01-28.txt:13:29:39: <jix> is it possible to simulate that in haskell? +2006-01-28.txt:13:42:43: <fizzie> I don't really know enough about haskell to answer. Perhaps, but maybe not. Probably at least not without having the IO type everywhere. +2006-01-28.txt:14:38:06: <SimonRC> (from #haskell) +2006-01-28.txt:16:09:08: <SimonRC> either of you know much Haskell? +2006-01-28.txt:16:10:42: <SimonRC> It's just I've found this, which apppears to be a very good idea: http://hackage.haskell.org/trac/ghc/wiki/CollectionClassFramework +2006-01-28.txt:17:18:22: <SimonRC> use Parsec (I assume you're using Haskell). +2006-01-28.txt:18:29:44: <ihope> Aah! It's exactly the same here as at #haskell! +2006-01-29.txt:11:30:57: <jix> but did you wrote them in.. HASKELL! +2006-01-29.txt:11:31:13: <nooga> what? u r writing it in evul haskell? +2006-01-29.txt:11:31:31: <jix> because i wrote the interpreter in haskell +2006-01-29.txt:11:31:47: <jix> i did that in about 50loc haskell +2006-01-29.txt:11:31:57: <nooga> but why haskell +2006-01-29.txt:11:32:31: <jix> and haskell isn't that bad +2006-01-29.txt:11:33:26: <nooga> isn't ruby partially inspired by haskell? +2006-01-31.txt:11:30:51: <kipple> haven't tried. don't have haskell +2006-01-31.txt:11:31:38: <jix> and crosscompiling haskell... no +2006-01-31.txt:11:31:41: <kipple> well, I guess I should download haskell. +2006-01-31.txt:11:31:52: <jix> download the glasgow haskell compiler (ghc) +2006-02-02.txt:13:31:30: <nooga> being 14 yr old and writing parsers in haskell -.- +2006-02-02.txt:13:57:05: <nooga> he's 14 and he's writing interpreters in haskell and he knows lambda calculus and everything!!!!!! +2006-02-02.txt:14:04:42: <nooga> where'd you learn haskell huh!? +2006-02-03.txt:14:48:35: <nooga> haskell seems very nice for writing interpreters +2006-02-03.txt:14:57:10: <nooga> sure, haskell is better for parsing than C+yacc as is +2006-02-03.txt:15:54:51: * nooga loves ruby & haskell +2006-02-03.txt:16:51:30: <nooga> ah, i was typing "haskell" when windiw appeared +2006-02-04.txt:14:51:38: <nooga> i woder if apache has Haskell-mod +2006-02-09.txt:00:41:17: * ihope merges Python and Haskell into an esoteric language +2006-02-15.txt:13:11:15: <SimonRC> Currying is the major area of winnage of Haskell over LISP. +2006-02-15.txt:13:21:44: <SimonRC> also Unlambda ('" syntax), LISP (cona and nil), and Haskell (pattern-matching). +2006-02-18.txt:02:45:40: <graue> I think we should loosen up the ontopicness requirements of the esowiki and allow other languages to be mentioned, such as Lisp and Haskell +2006-02-18.txt:02:53:56: <GregorR> At one point I could write fairly decent Haskell. +2006-02-21.txt:15:24:42: <nooga> haskell? +2006-02-21.txt:15:27:06: <nooga> how to parse it in haskell to get it in a format siutable for your algo? ;p +2006-02-21.txt:18:26:49: <calamari> that's okay, I know nothing about haskell +2006-02-24.txt:21:42:26: <ihope> So Haskell is better than any other language, and Python is the best. +2006-02-24.txt:21:43:38: <int-e> haskell is good at stuff that python sucks at. and vice versa. both aren't good languages for number-crunching. +2006-02-25.txt:01:15:25: <ihope> Haskell. +2006-02-25.txt:01:16:22: <ihope> Haskell has stuff like "factorial x = product [1..x]". +2006-02-25.txt:14:42:33: <ihope> jix: give me a Haskell to BF and I'll be happy +2006-02-26.txt:15:08:41: <GregorR> Idonno, does rhotor not do fflush (in Haskell form X-P)? +2006-03-01.txt:19:35:43: <ihope> Haskell. +2006-03-04.txt:06:03:07: <kipple> I guess some of the newer langs like haskell or ruby would also be fine +2006-03-04.txt:06:03:18: <jix> yeah but haskell isn't good for imperative languages.... +2006-03-04.txt:13:35:23: <jix> but i never changed the default for haskell D'OH +2006-03-04.txt:13:37:43: <SimonRC> (in Haskell mode) +2006-03-04.txt:13:37:50: <SimonRC> Probably because you aren't supposed to use tabs in Haskell. +2006-03-05.txt:18:33:42: <ihope> 8-(o_O:-) is legal Haskell code. +2006-03-08.txt:21:33:01: <SimonRC> Lazy streams: In C++ they are ugly. In Scheme they are beautiful. In Haskell they are invisible. +2006-03-08.txt:21:34:53: <fuse> so should i give haskell a spin? +2006-03-08.txt:21:34:57: <ihope> "How's the memory allocation in Haskell?" "Oh, it's invisible." "What about polymorphism?" "Invisible." "Function currying?" "Invisible..." +2006-03-08.txt:21:35:04: <ihope> Yes. Haskell's very nice. +2006-03-08.txt:21:35:54: * ihope thinks he took the "oh, Haskell's not right for everybody" too far +2006-03-08.txt:21:37:55: <ihope> Is networking with Scheme any harder/easier than with Haskell? +2006-03-08.txt:21:38:25: <ihope> My current Haskell "om u nead this" is classes. +2006-03-08.txt:22:11:36: <SimonRC> that's the 10% of stuff you do with Haskell type classes that you can't do in Java +2006-03-08.txt:22:13:57: <ihope> Like Haskell's (Read [a]) => a +2006-03-08.txt:22:14:30: <fuse> ok. i don't know haskell. i've done java professionally, though. excuse me while i go shoot myself. +2006-03-08.txt:22:31:54: <fuse> ok. i should learn haskell, then. +2006-03-08.txt:22:32:09: <fuse> is there a shortcut? like haskell for idiots or something? +2006-03-08.txt:22:32:40: <fuse> is this any good? http://www.haskell.org/tutorial/ +2006-03-08.txt:22:33:44: <ihope> http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Programming:Haskell +2006-03-09.txt:01:10:45: <SimonRC> My technique for learning Haskell was a sort of Esme Wetherwax technique... +2006-03-09.txt:01:17:50: <SimonRC> Monads were added to Haskell for the express purpose of creating the IO monad. +2006-03-09.txt:20:00:02: <fuse> did you already program in some imperative language before learning haskell? +2006-03-09.txt:20:01:02: <ihope> Well, once you learn functional programming in general, Haskell's a piece of cake. +2006-03-10.txt:15:52:19: <jix> i did it that way in my rhotor interpreter (which would work in c++ too but it wouldn't be lazy the way i implemented it in haskell) +2006-03-10.txt:17:20:56: <ihope> So (-: )-: v_v is legal Haskell code. +2006-03-11.txt:14:53:12: <SimonRC> Likely Haskell: rot = rotY (pu/8) .*. rotX (pu/12) +2006-03-11.txt:23:06:54: <fuse> ihope: where's that haskell book you recommended again? +2006-03-11.txt:23:07:05: <ihope> I reccomended a Haskell book? +2006-03-11.txt:23:08:09: <ihope> http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Programming:Haskell +2006-03-12.txt:20:31:23: <ihope_> Heh, I started something over at #haskell. +2006-03-12.txt:21:45:04: <ihope_> Three channels: #esoteric, #haskell and #meta-science. +2006-03-15.txt:15:50:38: <ihope> So should I waste time on IRC, waste time playing games, or study Haskell concurrency and stuff? +2006-03-15.txt:15:55:20: <SimonRC> ihope: haskell +2006-03-17.txt:10:00:51: <jix> i read a german haskell tutorial +2006-03-18.txt:19:00:07: * ihope realizes that EagleBot hasn't been written yet, laughs, and begins reading the Haskell API documentation +2006-03-19.txt:16:51:02: <ihope_> "Be existed a interface by Haskell that?" +2006-03-19.txt:16:54:33: <ihope_> "Is there an interface for that for Haskell? +2006-03-19.txt:16:57:58: <ski__> i don't know of any haskell interface, no +2006-03-19.txt:16:58:58: <ski__> wouldn't you need to e.g. port a haskell-runtime to the platform, then ? +2006-03-19.txt:16:59:28: <ski__> or were you thinking of a DSL in haskell that compiles down to, say, quite simple nqc ? +2006-03-19.txt:17:01:18: <SimonRC> they could accomodate the Haskell RTS +2006-03-24.txt:21:06:10: <fuse> ihope: ever read 'the haskell road to logic, maths and programming'? +2006-03-26.txt:15:06:09: <ihope> Hmm, thought I was in #haskell. +2006-03-26.txt:15:06:32: <ihope> Haskell is a programming language... +2006-03-27.txt:00:25:08: <SimonRC> I used Haskell, of course +2006-04-07.txt:03:59:50: <ihope> Hmm, Haskell's readsPrec is nice. Let's see here... +2006-04-29.txt:00:10:17: <kate`> kipple, ditto your haskell program +2006-04-29.txt:18:28:21: <nooga> haskell +2006-04-29.txt:18:28:48: <ihope_> I like Haskell. +2006-05-05.txt:23:09:32: <ihope_> Stick a "let" in front of that second line and do some twiddling between the braces to get valid Haskell code. :-) +2006-05-05.txt:23:14:20: <ihope_> > join #haskell +2006-05-06.txt:02:46:31: <lament> JOIN #HASKELL OR DIE +2006-05-06.txt:02:46:36: <lament> GET A HASKELL BRAIN IMPLANT OR DIE +2006-05-15.txt:03:09:56: <SimonRC> ( http://www.haskell.org/haskore/ ) +2006-05-24.txt:16:14:36: <ihope> Is that a Haskell expression? +2006-05-24.txt:16:14:55: <ihope> Oh right, Haskell uses /=, not !=. +2006-05-24.txt:17:30:04: <jix> SimonRC: i thought of haskell and... +2006-05-24.txt:17:30:10: <jix> i don't want a cpu that works like haskell... +2006-05-26.txt:06:07:36: <Arrogant> One of these days I'm going to learn Haskell and implement something in that. +2006-05-26.txt:06:07:51: <Arrogant> I heard Haskell is good at parsing. +2006-05-26.txt:06:09:20: <Arrogant> Haskell done hurt me brain. +2006-05-30.txt:01:20:26: <ihope> Now, ~ would have the type IO TimeVar, if it were a Haskell value. +2006-05-30.txt:21:00:06: <SimonRC> (#haskell) +2006-06-01.txt:20:36:48: <SimonRC> I prefer Haskell. +2006-06-01.txt:20:37:15: <bsmntbombdood> haskell is cool +2006-06-01.txt:20:37:19: <SimonRC> I have used the same method for learning several things about Haskell: +2006-06-01.txt:20:39:46: <bsmntbombdood> i just started learning haskell +2006-06-01.txt:20:44:32: <SimonRC> see "Tying the knot" in the haskell wiki +2006-06-04.txt:01:25:24: <ihope> Haskell to Unlambda. +2006-06-04.txt:01:30:30: <ihope> Hey, it looks like D could be almost as good as Haskell! +2006-06-04.txt:01:31:09: <ihope> Of course, it's hard to compare a language like Haskell to a language like D, because they're so different. +2006-06-04.txt:01:38:04: <ihope> Haskell just plain doesn't have foo.bar. +2006-06-04.txt:01:38:21: <bsmntbombdood> there's oo dilaects of haskell +2006-06-04.txt:01:50:35: <SimonRC> you could wrtite a module in haskell to allow it to emulate OO, I suppose +2006-06-04.txt:02:04:06: <ihope> main(){} -- Pretend this is Haskell, then. +2006-06-04.txt:02:18:26: <ihope> s/C/Haskell/ +2006-06-04.txt:02:18:36: <ihope> s/Haskell/Unlambda/ :-P +2006-06-05.txt:00:36:45: <SimonRC> while Haskell absolutely rocks on the complicated-datastructure-initialisation front, it sucks on the complicated-datastructure-mutation front. +2006-06-05.txt:16:31:48: <ihope> #esoteric here, #nethack here, #haskell here, #math here, #spore there, and #sporks somewhere else. +2006-06-05.txt:23:00:16: <ihope> Why not add inline assembler to Haskell, to? :-P +2006-06-05.txt:23:01:05: <ihope> Like the Haskell FFI, slightly. +2006-06-07.txt:20:43:16: <ihope_> I'd give you a Haskell expression that does that, but my arrow keys don't work, and that makes it Abosulutely Out of the Question. +2006-06-08.txt:04:44:47: <vincenz> it's a mixture of haskell and ml +2006-06-14.txt:23:29:47: <ihope> I dunno. In the Haskell program "main = seq undefined (3+2)", is the (3+2) a comment? +2006-06-17.txt:17:33:14: <ihope> BASIC and Haskell are opposites. +2006-06-24.txt:22:42:46: <SimonRC> *cough*Haskell*cough* +2006-06-24.txt:22:52:41: <SimonRC> Therefore I would attack it with Haskell. +2006-06-24.txt:22:55:08: <SimonRC> IIRC, there is a cross-compiler to the JVM for Haskell anyway +2006-06-24.txt:22:55:32: <_W_> yes, but is it simpler to *output* haskell than jva bytecode? +2006-06-24.txt:22:58:07: <SimonRC> I could write a Haskell library to do that, though it would take me ages to make it as good as I hope BCEL is. +2006-06-25.txt:02:24:59: <ihope> main = forkIO main >> forkIO main -- a Haskell forkbomb +2006-06-25.txt:02:25:10: <ihope> main = forkIO main >> main -- another Haskell forkbomb +2006-07-01.txt:22:52:22: <SimonRC> It's just Haskell written like Sadol with the datatypes of Lisp. +2006-07-20.txt:22:36:30: <ihope> I see what whoever said when he/she said that typeless Haskell would be a nightmare to debug. +2006-07-20.txt:22:39:21: <jix> typeless haskell? +2006-07-20.txt:22:39:52: <ihope> Well... Haskell with all the type stuff done at runtime. +2006-07-20.txt:22:46:35: <ihope> Haskell, with types :-) +2006-07-25.txt:04:42:14: <ihope> Unlambda is easy. Just write Haskell, turn it into combinators, replace "fix" with some esoteric thingy, perform abstraction elimination, and string it all together! +2006-07-25.txt:16:17:43: <ihope_> Haskell = (|really stupid> + |really great>)/sqrt 2 +2006-07-25.txt:16:18:27: <ihope_> I've never seen any C++ networking stuff, but in Haskell it's just a matter of some thingy. Lemme see here... +2006-07-25.txt:19:52:47: <lament> (or, i suppose, writing the whole thing in Haskell? But somehow i doubt that would really be an efficient solution) +2006-07-25.txt:19:53:10: <ihope> I dunno if Haskell would help. +2006-07-27.txt:17:40:36: <ihope> Quantum Haskell. +2006-07-27.txt:19:07:27: <Razor-X> Quantum Haskell?! +2006-07-27.txt:19:17:32: <lament> i'm pretty sure there's already something very much like quantum haskell. +2006-07-27.txt:19:31:25: <Razor-X> You have to understand that to code in Haskell too. +2006-07-27.txt:21:14:11: <ihope> Well, the Haskell form of that is "f x = if x < 0 then 3 else 4", and that's pretty much how it works in lambda calculus. +2006-07-27.txt:21:14:59: <Razor-X> I know Haskell (I've written some nifty big things, like an IRC bot), but it *is* a programming language after all. +2006-07-28.txt:01:20:05: <Razor-X> (Note: I said the same thing about my Podcast client in Haskell.) +2006-07-28.txt:17:01:04: <Razor-X> Like you can in Haskell. +2006-07-28.txt:17:02:45: <ihope_> Like Haskell's do {this; that <- these; return those}? +2006-07-28.txt:17:04:55: <Razor-X> Haskell indentation does get annoying, especially with let. +2006-08-02.txt:22:14:57: <ihope_> Is Haskell considered sane? +2006-08-10.txt:01:44:31: <ihope> Haskell uses mathematical functions, but pretty much everything else uses imperative ones. +2006-08-10.txt:01:53:37: <ihope> I think my dad taught me Pascal, then I tried to learn C, then he tried to teach me Java, then I learned Haskell, then I looked at Python. +2006-08-10.txt:01:55:06: <ihope> Then I took a look at Lisp, and somehow landed with Haskell. +2006-08-10.txt:03:44:26: <Razor-X> I like Haskell and Ruby. +2006-08-11.txt:01:25:40: <Razor-X> In Haskell the problem I had with my IRC bot was that it was logistically impossible to move the pointer to the end of the read-buffer. I found a (somewhat memory expensive) workaround to that, but I never buffered writes. +2006-08-11.txt:02:42:00: <Razor-X> Haskell is lazy. +2006-08-11.txt:02:42:57: <Razor-X> But Haskell says on its website it is a lazy programming language. +2006-08-11.txt:02:45:00: <Razor-X> Python and Haskell use indentation which gets annoying. +2006-08-11.txt:04:58:31: <Razor-X> Along with Haskell and all the little Esolangs. +2006-08-16.txt:01:02:36: <oerjanj> which makes me wonder what you think about haskell :-) +2006-08-16.txt:01:07:23: <oerjanj> i suppose if you don't like to find symbols you don't like haskell syntax either +2006-08-16.txt:01:59:26: <oerjanj> even in haskell, the top level of a program is essentially imperative +2006-08-16.txt:02:24:25: * oerjanj made his Haskell version work +2006-08-16.txt:02:28:50: <oerjanj> a Haskell one-liner +2006-08-21.txt:01:22:25: <ihope> Haskell is more fun. +2006-08-22.txt:00:29:39: <Razor-X> If you want to write Haskell in Unlambda and then write your program in Haskell, be my guest. +2006-08-22.txt:03:30:36: <Razor-X> I know a whole bunch. C, Haskell, and Ruby are my strongest. +2006-08-22.txt:03:31:17: <Razor-X> Go functional with Lisp and Haskell. That's *really* hard. Ruby is really really simple. +2006-08-22.txt:03:33:57: <Razor-X> Only Haskell is pure. +2006-08-22.txt:03:43:54: <Razor-X> Haskell is more, IMO. +2006-08-22.txt:03:46:08: <Razor-X> putStrLn "Haskell is lots of fun" +2006-08-22.txt:03:53:55: <Razor-X> Haskell is Lazy! +2006-08-22.txt:22:25:11: <ihope> I think that'd allow a person to treat anything as a list in Haskell. +2006-08-22.txt:22:42:00: <ihope> Haskell uses x:y for a cons. +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.13749 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +2012-01-12.txt:18:30:08: <kallisti> `pastelog plaindromes
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.1376 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +2006-07-25.txt:04:28:29: <Razor-X> Naruto? >_>. +2006-11-02.txt:03:37:13: <Razor-X> [Naruto Rip] We are fighting coders! [/Rip] +2008-07-17.txt:22:37:48: <Slereah__> Try #naruto +2010-07-16.txt:21:12:26: <cheater99> naruto in german is lol +2010-08-13.txt:18:21:51: <alise> Someone will probably pipe up "Naruto", but I'll reply that you should skip all of Naruto because jesus christ you have no taste. +2010-11-05.txt:23:24:31: <olsner> Phantom_Hoover: naruto shippuuden +2010-11-18.txt:21:37:10: <olsner> same shit as last time :) naruto shippuuden +2011-09-18.txt:02:08:22: <itidus21> like dragon ball z, naruto, bleach, these kinds of things +2012-02-18.txt:17:44:36: <itidus20> I actually got this idea (unconcious plagiarism) from someone asking the naruto comic artist if he would ever put computers in the naruto world, and he said something like, well maybe 8bit +2012-02-18.txt:17:45:06: <itidus20> although i don't watch naruto, just heard in passing +2012-06-30.txt:22:00:39: <itidus21> `pastelogs naruto
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.1378 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +141) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +142) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +390) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +393) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +394) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +407) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +415) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +588) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +611) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +659) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +722) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +732) <CakeProphet> I like category theory because when you get over how damn weird it is it's still weird.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.1382 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,59 @@ +2004-02-11.txt:02:27:01: <fizzie> my brain has the error "sleep underflow", it's 04:30 localtime and there's a maths lecture "tomorrow" at 08:00, so "g'night". +2005-02-10.txt:01:10:43: <fizzie> 03am localtime; no talk but sleep. -> +2005-03-06.txt:23:55:06: <fizzie> It's 02am localtime here. +2005-05-06.txt:23:36:08: <fizzie> Oh, it's 01:30am localtime already. +2005-05-27.txt:23:21:17: <fizzie> G'night, people. (0122am localtime.) +2006-08-02.txt:08:08:41: <RodgerTheGreat> what kinda localtimes do you people have? I'm battling insomnia here at 3am. +2006-10-14.txt:22:05:20: <RodgerTheGreat> if you all just check my localtime, I base my computer's clock upon apple time servers. +2007-01-08.txt:01:07:24: <fizzie> The "gmtime" name quite likely comes from "GMT", since there's also "localtime" which returns a struct tm with the numbers in the local time zone. +2007-06-25.txt:06:38:48: <immibis> ~exec sys.stdout(localtime()) +2007-06-25.txt:06:38:48: <bsmnt_bot> NameError: name 'localtime' is not defined +2007-06-25.txt:06:38:52: <immibis> ~exec sys.stdout(localtime) +2007-06-25.txt:06:39:00: <bsmnt_bot> NameError: name 'localtime' is not defined +2007-06-25.txt:06:40:23: <immibis> ~exec sys.stdout(time.localtime()) +2007-06-25.txt:06:40:36: <immibis> ~exec sys.stdout(time.strftime("%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S", time.localtime())) +2007-06-25.txt:08:37:29: <immibis> ~exec sys.stdout(time.localtime()) +2007-06-26.txt:07:50:49: <immibis> ~exec bot=time.localtime() +2007-06-26.txt:07:50:51: <immibis> ~exec bot=time.localtime() +2007-06-26.txt:07:50:55: <immibis> ~exec self=time.localtime() +2007-06-26.txt:07:50:56: <immibis> ~exec self=time.localtime() +2008-05-30.txt:23:27:31: <ehird> if it uses Time::localtime +2008-05-30.txt:23:27:58: <ehird> DB<5> print localtime(0)->year; +2008-11-23.txt:22:44:56: <fungot> AnMaster: you just did. unsatisfiedlinkerror." " oh, we have lots of euros in comps like 1200 localtime, ends fnord. +2008-12-31.txt:00:59:31: <ehird> It's easy enough to fix xntpd. It's also easy to fix localtime() to handle leap seconds. In fact, some vendors have already adopted Olson's time library. +2008-12-31.txt:00:59:31: <ehird> The main obstacle is POSIX. POSIX is a ``standard'' designed by a vendor consortium several years ago to eliminate progress and protect the installed base. The behavior of the broken localtime() libraries was documented and turned into a POSIX requirement. +2009-01-01.txt:00:44:54: <ehird> yeah its localtime() that's fucked +2009-02-02.txt:23:48:58: <whoppix> I wish everyone a pleasant localtime. +2009-04-17.txt:18:16:35: <Deewiant> std/date.d(901): Error: cannot implicitly convert expression (localtime(&t)) of type tm* to tm* +2009-05-18.txt:00:42:23: <fizzie> (I'll do some sleeping now, 0230 localtime.) +2009-11-23.txt:21:22:49: <fizzie> Wooo, that was some good service. I sent an email two hours ago to their support service, complaining that my modem's saying "DSL standard: Error" and speeds are <= 8Mbps; now it's magically fixed. (Now if they'd just bother also replying to that email... still, admittedly it's not exactly office hours right now -- ~2325 localtime.) +2010-05-05.txt:23:17:41: <fizzie> And the times are probably Finnish localtime; EET/EEST. +2010-10-18.txt:16:28:28: <Sgeo> How does localtime know whether or not it's in scalar context?! +2010-12-03.txt:21:34:26: <Vorpal> elliott, I don't have TZ set, I have the normal /etc/localtime +2010-12-03.txt:21:34:50: <Vorpal> just /etc/localtime +2010-12-03.txt:21:40:28: <elliott> tm = utc ? gmtime(&now) : localtime(&now); +2010-12-05.txt:19:49:35: <elliott_> Huh. dietlibc's localtime can read /etc/localtime. +2010-12-05.txt:21:15:05: <elliott> If it's, say, /etc/localtime, no, that is not going to be 4 gigs. +2010-12-19.txt:19:33:48: <elliott> struct tm *tm = localtime(&now); +2010-12-19.txt:19:46:43: <fizzie> Or you could s/localtime/gmtime/, put a Z in there manually, and just say it logs in sensible-time instead of local-time. +2010-12-19.txt:19:47:15: <elliott> <fizzie> Or you could s/localtime/gmtime/, put a Z in there manually, and just say it logs in sensible-time instead of local-time. +2011-07-03.txt:12:12:41: <lambdabot> Maybe you meant: learn leave let list listall listchans listmodules listservers localtime localtime-reply lojban . ? @ pl v +2011-07-06.txt:10:26:48: <elliott> eterShiroFingerprintShiroFingerprintsShiroFungeSpaceShiroIPShiroMonadShiroTypesShiroUtilsShiroValueMaybeTbasebytestringcontainersfilepathghcprimintegergmpmtloldlocaleprocessrandomtimetransformersunixControlMonadInstancesGHCBaseGHCFloatGHCNumDataByteStringDataByteStringCharDataTimeCalendarGregorianDataTimeFormatParseDataTimeLocalTimeLocalTimeControlMonadTransErrorControlExceptionControlMonadDataBitsDataCharDataFunctorDataMaybeGHCClassesGHCEnumGHCE +2011-09-08.txt:08:33:12: <shachaf> @localtime elliott +2011-09-08.txt:08:33:21: <shachaf> Is that your localtime? +2011-09-08.txt:08:33:41: <monqy> @localtime +2011-09-08.txt:08:33:46: <elliott> @localtime lambdabot +2011-09-08.txt:08:34:18: <elliott> @localtime EgoBot +2011-09-08.txt:09:44:25: <shachaf> elliott: What's your localtime? +2011-09-08.txt:22:48:25: <monqy> @localtime CakeProphet +2011-11-10.txt:04:54:11: <shachaf> @localtime elliott +2012-01-15.txt:16:47:56: <kallisti> ($sec,$min,$hour,$mday,$mon,$year,$wday,$yday,$isdst) = localtime(time); +2012-01-15.txt:16:48:04: <kallisti> just localtime and gmtime +2012-01-16.txt:19:08:37: <kallisti> !perl use POSIX; $t=time; print "$t ", mktime(localtime($t)) +2012-01-28.txt:02:17:51: <fizzie> And I just woke up, having "just rested a bit" around localtime-23; should "wake up" at 7- or 8-ish instead. +2012-01-28.txt:05:14:59: <oklopol> fizzie: what does localtime-23 mean? +2012-01-28.txt:11:51:09: <oerjan> <fizzie> And I just woke up, having "just rested a bit" around localtime-23; should "wake up" at 7- or 8-ish instead. <-- wait, you are supposed to be the one person in the channel with a normal sleeping schedule... +2012-02-24.txt:01:40:54: <lambdabot> Data.Time.LocalTime module Data.Time.LocalTime +2012-04-14.txt:01:51:45: <lambdabot> Maybe you meant: localtime localtime-reply lojban do +2012-04-22.txt:01:35:26: <elliottasdf> Oh, that's two away from "localtime". +2012-04-22.txt:20:23:48: <itidus20> `pastelogs localtime
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.14026 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,179 @@ +2005-05-03.txt:02:57:28: <GregorR> Does anybody want to try out my combination of BrainFuck and CoreWars? Essentially, you have two BrainFuckish programs running concurrently, and their data space is the opponent's program space. +2005-05-04.txt:07:14:25: <GregorR> It's a combination of BrainFuck and CoreWars. +2005-05-04.txt:07:15:11: <calamari> haha cool idea.. corewars is an oldie but goodie +2005-05-10.txt:06:05:46: <calamari> oh thats right.. you did the corewars thing :) +2005-05-10.txt:06:08:26: <calamari> nope.. I was never good at corewars. I meant to play it, but ended up playing C-Robots instead (they were on the same shareware floppy) +2005-05-18.txt:20:35:15: <fizzie> I don't think I've had more than 14 consecutive )s, but I haven't written anything very big in scheme. A corewars interpreter/environment/thing once. +2005-05-18.txt:20:36:08: <pgimeno> corewars interpreter? uhm, too big a prog for me to write in that thing, I'm no so masochists +2005-05-18.txt:20:39:31: <fizzie> Well, it was for the course, not a voluntary thing. The list of possible topics mostly included various small games, corewars sounded most interesting of them. (Compared to a spreadsheet application or graph algorithm visualization.) +2005-05-30.txt:20:36:16: <jix> you know the corewar hills ? +2005-06-03.txt:04:31:51: <graue_> RedCode may be but CoreWars isn't +2005-09-15.txt:03:03:54: <wildhalcyon> a braintwist corewars simulation would be cool, but Im not sure how they would fare in a genetic organism sense. +2005-10-28.txt:04:31:49: <duerig> Now all we need is some form of corewars. Where bots try to get other bots to execute inimical programs. +2005-10-28.txt:04:32:06: <lament> duerig: i was thinking of actually having something like corewars here +2005-10-28.txt:04:32:27: <lament> but corewars itself would likely not be too popular +2006-03-08.txt:18:03:09: <SimonRC> Redcode is the machine-like language used for CoreWars, and the evolved warriors beat some hand-coded ones in a tournament! +2006-05-03.txt:21:52:36: <GregorR-W> Brainfuck meets corewars +2006-07-22.txt:03:38:48: <thematrixeatsyou> well i came up with a BF corewars but it's pretty shitty +2006-07-22.txt:03:39:32: <GregorR> I started wanting to go with very corewars-like, but discovered it just didn't work... +2006-08-02.txt:22:43:21: <RodgerTheGreat> has anyone here ever played corewars? +2006-10-22.txt:23:10:14: <RodgerTheGreat> ah, yes- corewar's painfully deformed cousing- FYB. +2006-10-29.txt:18:02:06: <RodgerTheGreat> kinda halfway between RoboWar and CoreWar +2006-10-29.txt:18:05:03: <RodgerTheGreat> pikhq: familiar with CoreWar? +2006-10-29.txt:18:44:04: * pikhq plays with Corewars for a bit +2007-01-18.txt:02:06:32: <CakeProphet> like corewars... but less competitive. +2007-01-18.txt:02:07:17: <oklopol> i've not yet seen the real strategy in corewars, but i must've gotten something wrong, never played +2007-06-20.txt:01:02:11: <RodgerTheGreat> pikhq: could you *try* to explain that redcode IS the language used in corewars? +2007-07-14.txt:05:05:32: <RodgerTheGreat> I've played RoboWar for the mac and Corewar. Similar? +2007-07-17.txt:07:20:40: <GreaseMonkey> fyb is like corewars-meets-rainfuck +2007-07-17.txt:07:21:06: <immibis> how can you have corewars in brainfuck, which can't modify its own code +2007-10-21.txt:18:42:01: <ehird`> RodgerTheGreat: that's a corewars-alike right? +2008-08-12.txt:18:42:37: <fizzie> ITYM corewars; that's the program-overwriting game. +2008-08-12.txt:18:42:45: <asiekierka> i like corewars +2008-08-12.txt:18:44:53: <Deewiant> I was just thinking of corewars in befunge a while ago +2008-11-03.txt:22:49:51: <oklopol> anyway wasn't BeYourFunge ehird's corewards on befunge? +2008-11-07.txt:02:22:27: <jayCampbell> hadn't seen fyb when i suggested brainfuck corewars +2009-01-25.txt:14:48:57: <impomatic> Anyone want to implement Redcode++? http://corewar.co.uk/opcodes.htm +2009-01-25.txt:17:34:50: <ais523> impomatic: probably not very useful for actual CoreWars games, but it's always nice to have esolang-in-esolang implementations +2009-01-27.txt:18:40:41: <impomatic> There's a redcode specific IRC channel, #corewars on irc.koth.org +2009-01-27.txt:22:19:42: <impomatic> We're also talking about bf in #corewars on irc.koth.org +2009-01-27.txt:22:20:38: <lamente> nice, corewars +2009-01-27.txt:22:21:43: * ehird tries to work out impomatic's name in #corewars +2009-01-29.txt:13:14:11: <impomatic> Corewar will be 25 years old later this year :-) +2009-01-30.txt:19:06:48: <lament> impomatic: you play corewars? +2009-01-30.txt:19:07:31: <ehird> he said he's played corewars since 1993 IIRC +2009-01-30.txt:19:09:37: <impomatic> It's fun, but slow at the moment. There's a history at http://corewar.co.uk/history.htm which give brief details of what's happened each year +2009-01-30.txt:19:11:49: <impomatic> There are several irregular newsletters too, http://corewar.co.uk/journals.htm +2009-01-30.txt:22:24:22: <impomatic> Has anyone got any really old corewar stuff? I'm building a big online archive +2009-01-30.txt:22:26:56: <Deewiant> impomatic: I might, somewhere, but I think it's all from corewar.co.uk anyway +2009-01-30.txt:22:27:21: <impomatic> Deewiant, I should have all of the corewar.co.uk stuff! :-) +2009-01-30.txt:23:11:39: <impomatic> While we're talking comics, http://corewar.co.uk/cwcomics.txt +2009-01-30.txt:23:14:44: <oklopol> basically you've gotten me to desperately want to try both corewars and code golfing. +2009-01-31.txt:15:42:26: <impomatic> X-Scale: I think I've seen you in #corewars ;-) +2009-01-31.txt:16:06:26: <X-Scale> #corewars ftw +2009-02-05.txt:10:20:41: <impomatic> It's at http://corewar.co.uk/assembly/underload.htm +2009-02-05.txt:12:16:16: <ais523> AnMaster: http://vyznev.net/corewar/guide.html is a good guide, if you haven't seen it before +2009-02-05.txt:12:55:56: <impomatic> There's some kind of Corewar game which uses a function language. Called struggle I think +2009-02-05.txt:12:56:36: <ais523> there was a BF-based game inspired by Corewars running on Agora for a while, and it's just starting back up again I think +2009-02-06.txt:20:21:31: <bsmntbombdood> i see you people have been playing brainfuck-corewars +2009-02-07.txt:15:23:09: <ehird> ... It occurs to me I'm sitting in #corewars and haven't ever played corewars. +2009-02-13.txt:17:46:09: <impomatic> I guess I'm interested because I'm an actual corewar player +2009-02-13.txt:17:49:13: <ais523> for instance, in CoreWars the opponent's at a random location +2009-02-14.txt:17:08:09: <ehird> btw, I discussed an OISC corewar with impomatic +2009-02-14.txt:17:08:40: <ais523> OISC corewar, I love it +2009-02-14.txt:17:09:56: <ais523> what about a MiniMAX corewar? +2009-02-14.txt:22:02:06: <ehird> #corewars maybe? +2009-02-14.txt:22:02:35: <Ortez> yes i have been on #corewars +2009-02-26.txt:14:15:20: <impomatic> I thought I'd include it here with an explanation of how it works http://corewar.co.uk/assembly/underload.htm +2009-03-05.txt:17:09:13: <ehird> the main page is in the style of corewar.co.uk, and his name is on it +2009-03-05.txt:18:33:33: * impomatic wonders why the corewar subreddit has been banned :-( +2009-03-05.txt:18:35:09: <impomatic> http://www.reddit.com/r/corewar/ +2009-03-05.txt:18:36:19: <ais523> why was corewar reddit banned, anyway/ +2009-03-08.txt:20:42:44: <ehird> also, has this corewar prorgam been made? I call it the "Imp-O-Matic" (hur hur) +2009-03-08.txt:20:43:58: <ais523> corewar isn't about surviving, it's about winning +2009-04-11.txt:00:13:51: <impomatic> I considered making a PCG based on Corewar, but I could figure out decent mechanics without losing the spirit of Corewar +2009-04-18.txt:21:59:23: <impomatic> Corewar's DJN instruction. DJN A,B will subtract 1 from memory location B and jump to A if the result at location B is non-zero +2009-05-04.txt:12:42:26: <impomatic> The #corewars channel will be moving to freenode if anyone is interested. +2009-05-05.txt:21:06:55: <impomatic> Hi, just a quick question. How does this channel get logged? We want to log the #corewars channel +2009-05-05.txt:21:48:29: <impomatic> Has anyone played with Corelife? It's a 2D version of corewar +2009-05-08.txt:18:01:51: <impomatic> Have some info about CoreLife now, the second 2 dimensional programming language: http://corewar.co.uk/corelife/ +2009-05-16.txt:16:12:20: <impomatic> I've prepared mirrors for all of the Geocities Corewar sites. Now I'm working on the sites for some other programming games. +2009-05-23.txt:16:55:52: <seanstickle> Back in the day, I dabbled in Corewar, and this seemed interesting to me +2009-05-23.txt:21:56:29: <coppro> then go play corewar +2009-05-23.txt:21:56:52: <ais523> corewar, or BF joust? +2009-05-23.txt:21:58:58: <coppro> corewar! +2009-05-24.txt:19:57:03: <ehird> in the corewar instruction set? +2009-05-24.txt:20:21:08: <ehird> impomatic: since you're a corewar/bfjoust person... any idea how a Haskell warring-programs game would work? I can't think of a way to harness the purely-functionality :-P +2009-05-24.txt:20:33:09: <ais523> although it wouldn't work much like corewar or BF Joust +2009-05-26.txt:15:49:53: <Patashu> are there any 'program vs program' languages besides corewar, fukyourbrane and BF joust? +2009-05-26.txt:15:50:08: <ais523> Patashu: quite a few, I think; but only corewar is really popular +2009-05-26.txt:16:02:41: <impomatic> There are a few which don't involve robots, but most of the ones I've looked at are similar to Corewar +2009-05-26.txt:16:22:31: <ais523> impomatic: corewar question: how effective is using SPL 0, rather than a goto, to create a loop? +2009-05-26.txt:16:36:21: <impomatic> By the way, the #corewars channel has moved to freenode :-) +2009-05-26.txt:16:36:31: <ais523> so, is it corewar or corewars? +2009-05-26.txt:16:37:36: <impomatic> Corewar is more common though. +2009-05-26.txt:21:15:07: <AnMaster> No thanks. I'm not really interested in corewars or similar things +2009-05-27.txt:01:28:38: <nescience> do like corewars stuff and queue up the entries, who cares about instant results! +2009-05-27.txt:03:32:41: <nescience> the hill should have an "age" parameter ala corewars hills +2009-05-27.txt:22:24:12: <AnMaster> Corewars - UN Edition +2009-05-28.txt:14:48:35: <Patashu> heard of corewars? +2009-05-28.txt:14:48:45: <leonid_> dunno about corewars +2009-05-28.txt:16:52:40: <AnMaster> (which isn't a good name for it probably, but I can't think of anything better for stuff like corewars, bf joust and so on) +2009-05-29.txt:07:08:39: <myndzi> sorta like some of the corewars events +2009-05-29.txt:07:09:03: <myndzi> there've been corewars tournaments held where somebody came up with a unique idea/twist +2009-05-29.txt:07:09:51: <myndzi> there's a lot more spamming the hill with multiple slight changes going on here than it seems happens with corewars +2009-05-29.txt:08:04:06: <myndzi> anyway, my nick's been registered for some time but i didn't really come to this network until #corewars did +2009-06-01.txt:09:49:03: <ais523> people who never really got into corewar, for instance +2009-06-04.txt:19:29:14: <ais523> impomatic: it was loosely inspired by corewar, I think +2009-08-30.txt:20:16:50: <impomatic> mov.i #1,1 is an imp in Corewar +2009-12-19.txt:23:19:50: <Guest50560> is corewar.co.uk loading for you +2009-12-19.txt:23:26:58: <soupdragon> is corewar fun? +2010-03-02.txt:07:29:21: <dev_squid> Is CoreWar still around? +2010-03-12.txt:21:32:29: <lament> Sgeo: i can see that working in CoreWars +2010-05-15.txt:13:54:53: <impomatic> Does this Aleph-null look okay? See bottom of page, reference 1 - http://corewar.co.uk/darwin +2010-05-21.txt:22:21:17: <impomatic> Does anyone recognise this language? It looks like odd Pascal to me: http://corewar.co.uk/droid/droidsrc.txt +2010-05-23.txt:13:03:42: <Phantom_Hoover> (I'm totally going for CoreWars.) +2010-05-31.txt:12:02:14: <AnMaster> Deewiant, relet: weren't beglad supposed to be something like corewars? +2010-07-12.txt:23:54:57: <ais523> competitive multitasking would be along the lines of CoreWars +2010-08-26.txt:18:22:36: <Phantom_Hoover_> I am still bitter that there does not exist CoreWars fanfic. +2010-08-31.txt:21:38:18: <Phantom_Hoover> This is getting near that CoreWars fanfic I want written. +2010-08-31.txt:21:39:44: <alise> Phantom_Hoover: CoreWars slash! +2010-09-28.txt:16:10:09: <ais523> I suppose if people had a large enough area, and they were far enough apart, it could work a bit like corewars +2011-01-14.txt:18:27:29: <impomatic> Oerjan: was it about corewar, programming games or recursion? +2011-01-20.txt:15:22:54: <elliott> Anyway removing IO and adding commands is the approach of FukYorBrane, the premier CoreWars clone for brainfuck (indeed, the only one :P) +2011-01-21.txt:18:14:09: <elliott> 05.05.02:18:57:28 <GregorR> Does anybody want to try out my combination of BrainFuck and CoreWars? Essentially, you have two BrainFuckish programs running concurrently, and their data space is the opponent's program space. +2011-01-21.txt:22:59:15: <elliott> realtime corewars +2011-01-23.txt:04:06:15: <elliott> j-invariant: you know games like corewars? +2011-02-01.txt:02:15:05: <Lymia> That program is basicly the FYB version of a CoreWars core clear. +2011-02-01.txt:02:45:10: <Lymia> It's not like corewars in that respect. +2011-02-01.txt:02:54:10: <kfr> Corewars and such are too dry for my taste +2011-02-07.txt:05:19:15: <myndzi> not as robust as like, corewars +2011-02-07.txt:05:21:55: <quintopia> so you'd rather corewars +2011-02-07.txt:05:21:56: <Lymia> Corewars has the SPL instruction. +2011-02-07.txt:05:26:43: <Lymia> quintopia, sounds kinda like CoreWars. +2011-02-07.txt:05:34:25: <myndzi> which i learned about from impomatic in #corewars +2011-02-07.txt:05:37:25: <myndzi> corewars hills run way more than that, and isn't there an infinite corewars hill? +2011-02-07.txt:05:38:26: <myndzi> i guess the biggest difference is that corewars players uhh.. spend a lot of time on one submission and enter it +2011-02-07.txt:05:49:19: <Lymia> Would work better in FYB or CoreWars. +2011-02-09.txt:02:07:56: <myndzi> anyway, i don't know; there isn't anything like pspace in corewars +2011-02-09.txt:20:39:20: <impomatic> Maybe it could be in magazine format like http://corewar.co.uk/nw/nw03.txt :-) +2011-02-11.txt:21:22:17: <impomatic> ais523: it's the same in Corewar +2011-02-12.txt:20:23:45: <impomatic> !bfjoust firefly http://corewar.co.uk/2.txt +2011-02-12.txt:20:28:36: <impomatic> !bfjoust moonshine http://corewar.co.uk/2.txt +2011-02-12.txt:20:32:09: <impomatic> !bfjoust moonshine http://corewar.co.uk/2.txt +2011-02-14.txt:01:08:42: <quintopia> Gregor: one of these days bf joust is going to be more popular than JESUS. also corewars. +2011-02-14.txt:01:09:52: <elliott> quintopia: I don't think bf joust has the same vibe as corewars +2011-02-14.txt:01:10:07: <elliott> like the 4-instruction nano hill corewar has +2011-02-14.txt:01:10:09: <Gregor> FYB was designed to have the same vibe as corewars *shrugs* +2011-02-14.txt:05:55:06: <impomatic> !bfjoust moonbeam http://corewar.co.uk/2.txt +2011-02-14.txt:05:58:58: <impomatic> Sgeo: only corewar.co.uk but I have a top secret evil plan that involves taking over the others! +2011-02-14.txt:06:02:25: <impomatic> No official site. The main sites are http://corewar.co.uk http://corewar.info http://koth.org http://users.obs.carnegiescience.edu/birk/COREWAR/koenigstuhl.html and http://sal.math.ualberta.ca +2011-02-14.txt:06:03:12: <impomatic> !bfjoust changelink http://corewar.co.uk/2.txt +2011-02-14.txt:06:20:26: <impomatic> !bfjoust zapdos http://corewar.co.uk/2.txt +2011-02-14.txt:06:22:18: <impomatic> !bfjoust mewtwo http://corewar.co.uk/2.txt +2011-02-14.txt:06:28:05: <impomatic> !bfjoust venusaur http://corewar.co.uk/2.txt +2011-02-14.txt:15:09:26: <Gregor> BF Joust is better than corewars :P +2011-02-17.txt:01:52:14: <quintopia> it's easier than corewars +2011-02-17.txt:19:35:02: <nescience> and closer to corewars' integrate and recombine attitude :P +2011-03-01.txt:18:59:52: <impomatic> Gregor: http://corewar.co.uk/assembly/forth.htm +2011-03-04.txt:20:56:21: <impomatic> Like on the corewar hills http://sal.math.ualberta.ca/hill.php?key=tiny +2011-03-19.txt:19:45:12: <impomatic> The bot that logs #corewars seems to have been down for a while. +2011-03-22.txt:17:22:09: <Gregor> impomatic: glogbot is public-access, so if you want a logger in #corewars then just ask the appropriate person to /invite it. +2011-03-22.txt:18:05:37: <Gregor> impomatic: Good thing you got a new logbot in #corewars, since clearly the place is hoppin' ;) +2011-03-28.txt:16:29:54: <Phantom_Hoover> Corewars? +2011-03-31.txt:14:46:13: <impomatic> Oh well. There's some slightly crazy Corewar Fanfic here http://annesophiecc.tumblr.com/post/4190311225/v8-fb-corewar (in French) +2011-06-24.txt:10:55:27: <CakeProphet> corewars is a fairly interesting thing. +2011-06-25.txt:22:48:24: <CakeProphet> I think bfjoust could be a bit more interesting if it had a fork command, similar to corewars SPT +2011-06-25.txt:22:52:59: <ais523> unlike in corewars, where splitting is definitely an advantage +2011-06-25.txt:22:59:51: <ais523> so we're talking about a hypothetical version of BF Joust with corewars-style threading +2011-07-10.txt:18:44:04: <Madk> it was more similar to corewar than anything else +2011-07-20.txt:07:05:54: <atehwa> It seems to me that enthusiasm on CoreWars is declining, too. +2011-09-13.txt:17:27:26: <HackEgo> ​_ai \ _corewars \ _esoteric \ _esoteric-minecraft \ _glogbot \ _matrixofsolidity \ _plof \ _scapegoat \ index.php \ log \ log.css \ log.js \ raw \ stalker.php +2011-09-21.txt:21:43:55: <HackEgo> ​_ai \ _corewars \ _esoteric \ _esoteric-minecraft \ _glogbot \ _matrixofsolidity \ _plof \ _scapegoat \ index.php \ log \ log.css \ log.js \ raw \ stalker.php +2011-09-25.txt:16:39:37: <HackEgo> ​_ai \ _corewars \ _esoteric \ _esoteric-minecraft \ _glogbot \ _matrixofsolidity \ _plof \ _scapegoat \ index.php \ log \ log.css \ log.js \ raw \ stalker.php +2012-02-23.txt:21:15:33: <Friendship> Apparently I wrote some corewars fanfic: +2012-02-23.txt:21:17:35: <elliott> AT BEST, Friendship is a Pawn of Corewars Shipping +2012-03-13.txt:06:34:05: <myndzi> it was impomatic in #corewars talkin about it that got me to come play +2012-03-13.txt:06:50:53: <myndzi> which is the same r eason i can't get myself into corewars +2012-06-02.txt:03:50:44: <myndzi> kinda like corewars bomb steps +2012-06-17.txt:14:06:07: <mroman> I think I'm gonna stick with CoreWars :)
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.14065 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +2011-11-24.txt:23:58:10: <monqy> !delquote 736 +2011-11-24.txt:23:58:14: <monqy> `delquote 736 +2011-11-25.txt:00:41:21: <elliott> `delquote 736 +2011-11-25.txt:00:41:46: <itidus22> `log delquote 736 +2011-11-25.txt:00:41:56: <HackEgo> 2011-11-25.txt:00:41:21: <elliott> `delquote 736 +2011-11-25.txt:00:42:07: <PiRSquared17> `log delquote 736 +2011-11-25.txt:00:42:08: <PiRSquared17> `log delquote 736 +2011-11-25.txt:00:42:11: <HackEgo> 2011-11-25.txt:00:41:46: <itidus22> `log delquote 736 +2011-11-25.txt:00:42:13: <HackEgo> 2011-11-24.txt:23:58:10: <monqy> !delquote 736 +2011-11-25.txt:00:42:20: <PiRSquared17> `log delquote 736 +2011-11-25.txt:00:42:25: <HackEgo> 2011-11-25.txt:00:42:13: <HackEgo> 2011-11-24.txt:23:58:10: <monqy> !delquote 736 +2011-11-25.txt:00:43:32: <itidus22> `pastelog delquote 736
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.14186 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +import System.Environment +import System.Process +import System.Exit +import Control.Monad +import Control.Applicative +import Data.List + +main = do + r <- buildRegex . permuteArgs <$> getArgs + (_, _, _, h) <- createProcess (proc "/hackenv/bin/log" [r]) + exitWith <$> waitForProcess h + where + permuteArgs = permutations . join . map words + buildRegex = oBrackets . intercalate ".*" . map (iBrackets . intercalate "|") + iBrackets s = "(?:" ++ s ++ ")" + oBrackets s = "^.*(?:" ++ s ++ ").*$"
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.14206 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,49 @@ +He keeps differentiating, flying off on a tangent. +----- +<woot> Man, i wish knghtbrd were here to grab that for his sig list. +[...several hours later...] +<Knghtbrd> woot don't know me vewy well, do he? +<Knghtbrd> muahahahaha +----- +Our houseplants have a good sense of humous. +----- +No consultório, após examinar a sua jovem cliente, o médico informa, com +voz paternal: +-- Tenho uma ótima notícia para lhe dar, minha senhora. +-- Senhora não! Eu sou solteira! +-- Bem, então tenho uma péssima notícia para lhe dar, senhorita... +----- +Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today. +----- + . ' . + + ' : ' + . : : . + : : + ' : : ' + . : : . + : | : + ' : | : ' + . ..|.. . a simple candle + :----: + : : + :' : + : : + : ': + : : + : : + \..../ eim +----- +You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough. + -- William Blake +----- +The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make +sense. + -- Tom Clancy +----- +A verdade é a melhor camuflagem. Ninguém acredita nela. + -- Max Frisch +----- +The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money. + -- B. Franklin +-----
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.14224 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,80 @@ +136) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +140) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +153) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +155) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +158) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +168) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +179) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +180) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +182) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +205) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +213) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +214) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +256) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +261) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +286) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +304) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +305) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +308) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +319) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +340) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +341) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +367) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +369) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +370) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +390) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +398) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +401) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +412) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +416) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +424) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +428) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +442) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +445) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +446) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +448) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +450) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +466) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +508) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +521) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +522) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +523) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +524) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +525) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +526) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +534) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +536) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +548) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +549) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +550) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +556) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +566) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +574) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +579) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +580) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +581) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +584) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +585) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +586) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +593) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +594) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +601) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +602) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +605) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +607) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +621) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +622) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +631) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +636) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +637) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +645) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +670) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +671) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +675) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +677) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +678) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +690) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +695) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +705) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +724) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +734) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.14246 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,58 @@ +The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and +fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are +drifting side by side to our common doom. + -- Clarence Darrow +----- +After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box. + -- Italian proverb +----- +Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing? + -- Rich Little +----- +Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity. +----- +Is it 1974? What's for SUPPER? Can I spend my COLLEGE FUND in one +wild afternoon?? +----- +"If you want to eat hippopotamus, you've got to pay the freight." + -- attributed to an IBM guy, about why IBM software uses so much memory +----- +Operating Systems Installed: + * Debian GNU/Linux 2.1 4 CD Set ($20 from www.chguy.net; price includes + taxes, shipping, and a $3 donation to FSF). 2 CDs are binaries, 2 CDs + complete source code; + * Windows 98 Second Edition Upgrade Version ($136 through Megadepot.com, + price does not include taxes/shipping). Surprisingly, no source code + is included. + + -- Bill Stilwell, http://linuxtoday.com/stories/8794.html +----- +When the wind is great, bow before it; +when the wind is heavy, yield to it. +----- + --==>> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS <<==-- + + as you've NEVER seen them before! + + \ | / ___________ + ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ + | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | + | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | F + | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | + | | | | | #_// | | | | | | + | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | + | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | + | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | + | | \# |+ ++| | | ! |^^^^^^| | | | || | | I + ^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | + | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | + ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | + `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | + || |`. (__) (__) ( ) + (oo) (oo) /---V + /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | + / | || ||_______| \ + * ||W---|| || || * + ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ + "Cow Town" +-----
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.14273 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,702 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +19) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) <kaelis> so, he.. uh <kaelis> basically probed me with a weasel. +30) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +31) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +32) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +33) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +34) <augur> augur: pretty true. +35) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +36) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +37) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +38) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +39) <Dylan> kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? +40) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +41) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +42) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +43) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +44) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +45) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +46) <fizzie> The thing is just to exist +47) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +48) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +49) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +50) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +51) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +52) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +53) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +54) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +55) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +56) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +57) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +58) <apollo> What is there to talk about besides gay slang? +59) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +60) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +61) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +62) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +63) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +64) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +65) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +66) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +67) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +68) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +69) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +70) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +71) <fax> im the worst person in the world +72) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +73) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +74) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +75) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +76) <Madelon> I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 <Madelon> not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> +77) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +78) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +79) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +80) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +81) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! +82) <Warrigal> What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? <apollo> Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +83) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +84) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +85) <xan> if you watch jaws backwards it's a movie about a giant shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach +86) <Eeyore> I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +87) <coppro> hmm... does anyone know a nonsense game designed for the mentally handicapped involving yelling +88) <Sgeo> I'd imagine that it already has, and no one noticed +89) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +90) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +91) <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. +92) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +93) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +94) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +95) <Ami> Discrimination fields ACTIVATE. +96) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +97) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +98) <virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +99) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +100) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +101) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +102) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +103) <Aftran> Clearly we should be like Mumbai and get of vehicle dors. <Warrigal> Get of vehicle dors? <Warrigal> I think Aftran had a French phrase there. <Firenze> Les vehicles d'or +104) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +105) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +106) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +107) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +108) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +109) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +110) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +111) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +112) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +113) <Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +114) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +115) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> +116) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +117) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +118) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +119) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +120) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +121) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +122) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +123) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +124) <alise> use "grep --crazy" +125) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| +126) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +127) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +128) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +129) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +130) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +131) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +132) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +133) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +134) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +135) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +136) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +137) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +138) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +139) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +140) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +141) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +142) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +143) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +144) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +145) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +146) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +147) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +148) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +149) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +150) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +151) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +152) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +153) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +154) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +155) <calamari> anmaster gonna give him a birthday bj? <AnMaster> IF ONLY I COULD FIND MY PHONE +156) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +157) <Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related. +158) <cheater99> incest is best +159) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +160) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +161) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +162) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +163) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +164) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +165) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +166) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +167) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +168) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +169) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +170) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +171) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +172) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +173) <ais523> it was too difficult +174) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +175) <ais523> you should be eating corpses more +176) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +177) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +178) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +179) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +180) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right +181) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +182) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +183) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +184) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +185) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +186) <pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +187) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +188) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +189) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +190) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) +191) <Vorpal> pikhq, Okinawan? Wtf is that +192) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +193) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +194) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +195) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +196) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +197) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +198) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +199) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +200) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +201) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +202) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +203) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +204) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +205) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +206) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +207) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +208) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +209) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +210) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +211) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +212) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +213) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +214) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +215) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +216) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +217) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +218) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +219) <Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead +220) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +221) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +222) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +223) <elliott> [...] ALWAYS OPEN TO TRYING NEW THINGS. +224) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +225) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +226) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +227) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +228) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +229) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +230) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +231) <elliott> ONLY GOOD QUOTES PLEASE! AND NO FAKE ONES EITHER! +232) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +233) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +234) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +235) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +236) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +237) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +238) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +239) <pikhq> oklofok: I don't watch House, no. <pikhq> oklofok: I prefer knowing how medicine actually works. +240) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +241) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +242) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +243) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +244) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +245) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +246) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +247) <elliott> nobody link to goatse <Phantom_Hoover_> elliott, that is an awesome MC idea. +248) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +249) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +250) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +251) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +252) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +253) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +254) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +255) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +256) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +257) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +258) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +259) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +260) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +261) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +262) <elliott> Vorpal: I'M NOT CLEVER OKAY +263) <ais523> yay CDE +264) <elliott> in retrospect that wasn't even necessary, as communal readings of the Funge-98 spec do just a good job of getting rid of trolls +265) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +266) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +267) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +268) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +269) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +270) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +271) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +272) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +273) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +274) * quintopia sits on gregor +275) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +276) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +277) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +278) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +279) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +280) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +281) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +282) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +283) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +284) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +285) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +286) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now! +287) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +288) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +289) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +290) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +291) <elliott_> The context is Gracenotes releasing an illegal copy of a film about monster cock dildos. +292) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +293) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +294) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +295) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +296) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +297) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +298) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +299) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +300) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +301) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +302) <zzo38> Some people is atheist and some agnostic, and some more religious people. Even some scientists are religious, which is OK, but you still have to remember, assuming God exists is not how you are supposed to do science! +303) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +304) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +305) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +306) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +307) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +308) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +309) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +310) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +311) <ais523> anyway, no CSS editing for me right now, I fear I'd get sucked into a holy war [...] <ais523> I also fear it might end up breaking one of the Graue Regulations <ais523> which are rules that you get into serious trouble for breaking, that nobody knows what they are until someone breaks them +312) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +313) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +314) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +315) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +316) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +317) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +318) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +319) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +320) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +321) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +322) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +323) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +324) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +325) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +326) <anekant> what does coffee do to biological neural networks <JRowe> what tiger blood does for charlie sheen +327) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +328) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +329) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +330) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +331) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +332) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +333) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +334) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +335) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +336) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +337) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +338) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +339) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +340) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +341) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +342) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +343) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +344) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +345) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +346) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +347) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +348) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +349) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +350) <oklopol> i'm really sleep +351) <Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +352) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +353) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +354) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +355) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +356) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +357) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +358) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +359) <zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +360) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +361) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +362) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +363) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +364) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +365) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +366) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +367) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +368) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +369) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +370) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +371) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +372) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +373) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +374) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +375) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +376) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME +377) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +378) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +379) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +380) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +381) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +382) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +383) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +384) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +385) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +386) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +387) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +388) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +389) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +390) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +391) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +392) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +393) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +394) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +395) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +396) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +397) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +398) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +399) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +400) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +401) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +402) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +403) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +404) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +405) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +406) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +407) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +408) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +409) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +410) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +411) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +412) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +413) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +414) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +415) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +416) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +417) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +418) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +419) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +420) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +421) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +422) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +423) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +424) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +425) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +426) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +427) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +428) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +429) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +430) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +431) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +432) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +433) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +434) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +435) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +436) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +437) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +438) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +439) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +440) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +441) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +442) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +443) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +444) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +445) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +446) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +447) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +448) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +449) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +450) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +451) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +452) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +453) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +454) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +455) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +456) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +457) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +458) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +459) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right! +460) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +461) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +462) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +463) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +464) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +465) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +466) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +467) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +468) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +469) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +470) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +471) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +472) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +473) <oklopol> btw i saw my first prostitute about a week ago +474) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +475) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +476) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +477) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +478) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +479) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +480) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +481) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +482) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +483) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +484) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +485) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +486) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +487) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +488) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +489) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +490) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +491) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +492) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +493) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +494) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +495) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +496) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +497) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +498) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +499) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +500) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +501) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +502) <fizzie> Taneb: See, it's Obama's fault the guy's apartment is now worth less than their mortgage and something something something that translates to not being able to look for a proper fix. <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +503) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +504) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +505) <Sgeo> Fuck clay its only purpose is ecoration +506) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +507) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +508) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +509) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +510) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +511) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +512) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +513) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +514) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +515) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +516) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +517) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +518) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +519) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +520) <Taos> _ <Taos> | |__ _ _ ___ <Taos> | '_ \| | | |/ _ \ <Taos> | |_) | |_| | __/ <Taos> |_.__/ \__, |\___| +521) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +522) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +523) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +524) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +525) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +526) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +527) <elliott_> its UNEBARBEL +528) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +529) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +530) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +531) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +532) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +533) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +534) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +535) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +536) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +537) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +538) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +539) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +540) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +541) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +542) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +543) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +544) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +545) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +546) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +547) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +548) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +549) <elliott> "Okay, got i-" "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. SCROLL FOR ME, CHILD." +550) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +551) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +552) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +553) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +554) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +555) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +556) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +557) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +558) <itidus20> what i mean by afk is <itidus20> i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +559) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +560) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +561) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +562) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +563) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +564) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +565) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +566) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +567) <itidus20> toasters tend to get hot every time they're used +568) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +569) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +570) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +571) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +572) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +573) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +574) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +575) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +576) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +577) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +578) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +579) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +580) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +581) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +582) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +583) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +584) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +585) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +586) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +587) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +588) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +589) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +590) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +591) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +592) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +593) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +594) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +595) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +596) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +597) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +598) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +599) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +600) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +601) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +602) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +603) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +604) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +605) <elliott> OK so firstly you should eliminate electrons. +606) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +607) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +608) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +609) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +610) <Gregor> Electrons are so fragile X-D +611) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +612) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +613) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +614) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +615) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +616) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +617) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +618) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +619) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +620) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +621) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +622) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +623) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +624) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +625) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +626) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +627) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +628) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +629) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +630) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +631) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +632) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +633) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +634) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +635) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +636) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +637) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +638) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +639) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +640) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +641) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +642) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +643) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +644) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +645) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +646) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +647) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +648) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +649) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +650) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +651) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +652) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +653) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +654) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +655) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +656) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +657) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +658) <itidus21> :D :D oh man.. i wonder if they ever made chess variants based off of animes +659) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +660) <myndzi> lol :( +661) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +662) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +663) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +664) <elliott> `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive +665) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr +666) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +667) <ais523> it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +668) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +669) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +670) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +671) <monqy> i agree with elliott +672) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +673) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +674) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +675) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +676) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +677) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +678) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +679) <fizzie> Vorpal: "still it's a flower in the sense that it's more experienced the nanny" +680) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +681) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +682) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +683) <olsner> I think stealing is more appropriate +684) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +685) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +686) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +687) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +688) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +689) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +690) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +691) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +692) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +693) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +694) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +695) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +696) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +697) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +698) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +699) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +700) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +701) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +702) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.14303 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2005-05-12.txt:06:59:23: <GregorR-L> Mayhaps it's a font that's (surprise!) not available on Windoze. +2005-05-27.txt:00:22:58: <graue> sftp with accounts may be available, anonymous ftp is not available (at least, i can't provide it) +2005-08-21.txt:08:27:49: <nooga> but it's not available +2006-12-20.txt:17:20:04: <pikhq> Package kinput2 is not available, but is referred to by another package. +2007-01-07.txt:02:25:04: <ihope> Is it not available with a chroot jail? +2007-01-07.txt:02:25:14: <bsmntbombdood> It's not available in python at all +2007-04-06.txt:23:15:03: <ihope> The amount of money determines the amount of trade: if there's only one indivisible unit of money in the world, everything is either available for free, not available, or available for the price of one unit. +2007-04-09.txt:01:23:18: <bsmntbombdood> well, while it's blocking, the OS needs to put an entry in the ptable that says it's not available for scheduling +2007-04-17.txt:21:26:54: <oerjan> well mine are about 8-10, but i am somehow assuming the important ones are not available for brute-force search. +2007-05-28.txt:03:56:33: <Pikhq> oklopol: My brain is not available for donation.' +2007-10-17.txt:00:19:09: <RodgerTheGreat> ERROR: HELP FILES NOT FOUND! msg="Further information is not available here." +2008-04-04.txt:17:01:11: <ais523> AnMaster: because its source is not available during compilation +2008-04-12.txt:16:12:38: <AnMaster> ehird, because it is not available as a free pdf +2008-04-21.txt:17:04:24: <ehird> Package emacs-snapshot-gtk is not available, but is referred to by another package. +2008-07-04.txt:15:50:06: <tusho> {It's not available for download yet. Which makes me suspect that this year's challenge will be writing "Hello World" on a system that has been so insidiously corrupted that it would make Ken Thompson faint.} +2008-07-29.txt:16:30:33: <MikeRiley> on unix systems it could be built on top of curses,,,but that is not available for windows... +2008-08-10.txt:12:36:25: <Deewiant> "N/A" - "this fingerprint is not available" +2008-08-20.txt:14:10:54: <fizzie> If it's not available, it probably fails with the (misleading) "missing source" error message since i presumably reflects then. I don't think that's too bad. +2008-09-06.txt:21:16:33: <KingOfKarlsruhe> ihope: de.wikipedia is not available +2008-10-29.txt:22:31:48: <fungot> ais523: fnord is not available for ppc? +2009-01-08.txt:15:21:34: <oerjan> COMMAND NOT AVAILABLE +2009-02-02.txt:12:40:38: <AnMaster> Requested audio codec family [faad] (afm=faad) not available. +2009-03-14.txt:00:01:12: <AnMaster> at least virtual 8086 mode is not available even from 32-bit compat mode under long mode according to AMD docs iirc +2009-03-17.txt:20:51:28: <fizzie> Here's Lynx applied to this one article that's not available to me directly since I'm not in the university network: "View the MathML source, where the unit vector u is defined as View the MathML source." That's not helpful. +2009-04-18.txt:23:48:14: <ehird> well, it's not available for my os :P +2009-04-29.txt:19:43:17: <Deewiant> Probably not available on Linux. +2009-05-09.txt:20:47:29: <kerlo> I just thought that PuTTY in particular was not available that way. +2009-05-16.txt:17:45:57: <fizzie> I'm not getting Alpha to dig out tax rates. If I just write "tax", for me it says "Input interpretation: Helsinki, Uusimaa | total sales tax rate" and "(data not available)", but I can't specify the location anyhow. +2009-06-05.txt:21:13:03: <ehird> oerjan: opponent_list is of course not available +2009-06-18.txt:08:13:59: <immibis> "$ man 3 sleep" -> "No manual entry for sleep in section 3. See 'man 7 undocumented' for help when manual pages are not available" -> "$ man 7 undocumented" -> "No manual entry for undocumented in section 7" +2009-06-29.txt:19:16:13: <AnMaster> probably not available inside +2009-07-21.txt:14:38:53: <AnMaster> ehird, yes, but as I said, not available in Sweden. I found some that were. +2009-07-29.txt:01:00:10: <ehird> "OldWorld PowerMacs will not boot a Debian CD, because OldWorld computers relied on a Mac OS ROM CD boot driver to be present on the CD, and a free-software version of this driver is not available. All OldWorld systems have floppy drives, so use the floppy drive to launch the installer, and then point the installer to the CD for the needed files." +2009-08-02.txt:23:44:56: <Gracenotes> yes, because they are not available with this OS +2009-08-02.txt:23:45:26: <Gracenotes> I do fucking update my libraries regularly, but some of the latest versions are not available for 8.04 +2009-08-13.txt:07:47:24: <fizzie> "(data not available)" for the melting point of oranges, though. I would have liked to compare some apples and oranges. +2009-08-13.txt:07:48:14: <HackEgo> melting point of bananas \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ bananas \ Result: \ \ melting point \ \ data not available \ Thermal properties: \ \ chill point \ \ 13 °C 12 °C \ \ green ripe green ripe \ \ optimal storage temperature \ \ 19 °C \ \ 14.5 °C specific heat \ \ 3.35 J g °C \ \ Generated by Wolfram|Alpha +2009-09-12.txt:11:19:04: <AnMaster> ehird, not available here it seems +2009-09-26.txt:21:06:53: <AnMaster> ehird, jfs is known to cause issues (corruption) with vmware for example, and other apps. Also the defrag tool for jfs is not available for linux. While the online defrag tool for xfs is +2009-09-26.txt:23:55:45: <AnMaster> ehird_, hm "not available in my region" +2009-10-02.txt:09:37:15: <fizzie> Current lcc-win32 says: "Requirements: You need at least Windows 2000, the compiler and command line utiltities will work with older Windows operating systems without any trouble, but the IDE may make use of features not available in older systems and is therefor not supposed to run." +2009-10-31.txt:16:11:40: <AnMaster> as in, not available in karmic any longer +2009-11-10.txt:22:38:21: <fizzie> For example http://www.nvidia.com/object/product_geforce_gt_120_us.html "OEM Product", "Not available for individual purchase". +2009-11-14.txt:19:34:56: <AnMaster> ais523, so what is not available in ASCII? As the lower 127 chars in MacRoman are identical to ASCII +2009-11-29.txt:23:09:56: <mycroftiv> that is page doing rendering using postscript or something, not available as screen font in any way i know of +2010-04-09.txt:20:42:48: <fizzie> "In order to work, this C interface invokes GCC at run-time and uses dynamic linking. If these features are not available, there are other, less convenient and less portable C interfaces in lib.fs and oldlib.fs. These interfaces are mostly undocumented and mostly incompatible with each other and with the documented C interface; you can find some examples for the lib.fs interface in lib.fs." +2010-04-25.txt:20:33:17: <alise> Reserved/Not Available +2010-05-11.txt:22:46:58: <Rugxulo> "Sprache: Englisch" ... and yet not available except on German section of Amazon?? +2010-05-30.txt:20:26:15: <zzo38> The file I was looking for was not available in the other format other than .dmg format, but the files in the .pax were able to be used on cross-platform +2010-06-04.txt:17:07:48: <uorygl> That information is simply not available. +2010-06-05.txt:17:46:10: <zzo38> I also like Uncarrot Tarot but it is not available anywhere and not compatible with standard tarot. Spider tarot is compatible with normal tarot, so the standard trick taking games can still be played with them. +2010-06-10.txt:16:37:03: <CakeProphet> Operators new and delete are exclusive of C++. They are not available in the C language. But using pure C language and its library, dynamic memory can also be used through the functions malloc, calloc, realloc and free, which are also available in C++ including the <cstdlib> header file (see cstdlib for more info). +2010-06-27.txt:17:40:24: <alise> [[Is it taboo, in the world of software, to deliver code which is at the same time freely available for anybody to inspect but not available for free modification? Is it acceptable to say "look but don't touch"?]] --Sam Hughes +2010-06-28.txt:18:17:56: <cpressey> Ah, I remember calling that one once, and I just got a message "ROM BASIC NOT AVAILABLE" while the machine hung. This was in 1999-ish. +2010-07-07.txt:00:22:34: <olsner> whaddyamean not available +2010-07-18.txt:16:43:34: <alise> "Firefox is not available in the standard repository, but the ultra-fast Minefield is - a customized version of Firefox." *rage* +2010-08-06.txt:19:25:46: <zzo38> Window manager shall include taskbar with clock, tiling and floating windows, background can be solid color or background picture (the background picture must be non-animated and the same size as the screen, because stretch is not available), and not much else other than many keyboard functions and mouse chording to manipulate windows and signals. (The taskbar needs only the list of windows open and the time, nothing else) +2010-08-31.txt:23:07:12: <Vorpal> not available in real mode afaik +2010-09-11.txt:06:07:48: <alise> The ^ "Go North" instruction causes the IP to travel north; the v "Go South" instruction causes the IP to travel south. These instructions are not available in Unefunge. +2010-09-11.txt:06:07:51: <alise> The h "Go High" instruction causes the IP to travel up (delta <- (0,0,1)); the l "Go Low" instruction causes the IP to travel down (delta <- (0,0,-1)). These instructions are not available in Unefunge or Befunge. +2010-09-11.txt:06:07:59: <alise> The ] "Turn Right" and [ "Turn Left" instructions rotate by 90 degrees the delta of the IP which encounters them. They always rotate on the z axis. These instructions are not available in Unefunge. +2010-09-11.txt:06:10:17: <alise> like v, and if non-zero it acts like ^. | is not available in Unefunge. +2010-09-11.txt:06:10:19: <alise> The m "High-Low If" (think middle) instruction pops a value off the stack; if it is zero it acts like l, and if non-zero it acts like h. m is not available in Unefunge or Befunge. +2010-09-11.txt:06:10:22: <alise> The w "Compare" instruction pops a value b off the stack, then pops a value a, then compares them. (a is called a because it was the first of the two values to be pushed onto the stack.) If the a is smaller, w acts like [, and turns left. If the a is greater, w acts like ], and turns right. If a and b are equal, w does not affect the IP's delta. This instruction is not available in Befunge-93, nor Unefunge. +2010-09-11.txt:06:11:46: <alise> The n "Clear Stack" instruction (not available in Befunge-93) completely wipes the stack (popping and discarding elements until it is empty.) +2010-09-12.txt:18:51:18: <Vorpal> alise, where do you like me to scp them? I assume you can set up a temp account on some suitable server. The one I normally use is not available atm due to data center problems +2010-09-24.txt:23:40:26: <zzo38> Standard adventure game library is not created much yet (it is not available yet), but you can write your own library (and then INCLUDE it) +2010-10-15.txt:18:04:14: <elliott> [[LISP - An electric car. It's simple but slow. Seat belts are not available.]] +2010-10-18.txt:19:27:30: <quintopia> Vorpal: yeah, that's basically the same thing. it has them, but not available through normal means. +2010-10-22.txt:21:20:09: <elliott> pikhq: It appears that the FLAC audio is not available separately. +2010-10-28.txt:00:48:36: <Gregor> I preordered the Barbie Computer Engineer doll, and every month Mattel emails me to tell me it's still not available. ... in spite of the fact that the site said it wouldn't be available 'til late November ANYWAY. Thanks for the utterly redundant emails there, Mattel. +2010-11-08.txt:19:58:56: <elliott> ais523: (data not available) +2010-11-11.txt:01:11:36: <Vorpal> elliott, yes it is not available on all FSes. But what do you return for those cases? Some junk value? +2010-11-28.txt:00:47:55: <zzo38> (PuTTY (the terminal I use for IRC) displays invalid UTF-8 codes differently than unicode characters that are not available in the font.) +2010-12-07.txt:23:29:46: <Gregor> (Except the source to System V is of course not available) +2010-12-11.txt:16:32:42: <Vorpal> elliott, that video says "not available in your area" +2010-12-18.txt:22:26:23: <zzo38> Is the most recent version of ImageMagick not available as a Ubuntu package? When I send a message to them, they wouldn't install it, because, they said, the Ubuntu package does not have the new version of ImageMagick. (If it is important, I could install it in my home directory, I guess.) +2010-12-20.txt:20:46:56: <fizzie> /usr/include/bits/stdio2.h:115: sorry, unimplemented: inlining failed in call to ‘vprintf’: function body not available +2011-01-04.txt:03:38:34: <cheater99> my $5s are not available during this month or two +2011-01-07.txt:20:28:53: <lambdabot> <=< not available +2011-01-07.txt:20:29:00: <lambdabot> >=> not available +2011-01-07.txt:20:29:06: <lambdabot> (>=>) not available +2011-01-09.txt:06:18:43: <elliott> cheater00: not available here. +2011-01-20.txt:20:48:27: <lambdabot> not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:48:40: <lambdabot> what not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:48:49: <lambdabot> !echo hi not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:48:58: <EgoBot> hi not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:50:28: <lambdabot> !c char *s="something"; printf("?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(%s,34,s,34);",34,s,34); not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:50:34: <lambdabot> !c char *s="something"; printf("?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(%s,34,s,34);",34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:50:36: <lambdabot> !c char *s="something"; printf(,34,s,34); not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:51:28: <lambdabot> !c char *s=""?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:51:36: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:51:38: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);"; printf(s,34,s,34); not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:51:51: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:51:53: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:51:54: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:51:56: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:01: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:05: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:07: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:10: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:12: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:14: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:17: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:19: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:21: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:23: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:24: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:26: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:28: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:30: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:32: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:34: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:36: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:37: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:42: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:44: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:46: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:48: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:49: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:51: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:54: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:55: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:57: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:53:00: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:53:54: <lambdabot> not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:55:35: <lambdabot> not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:03: <lambdabot> x not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:41: <lambdabot> ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:41: <lambdabot> ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:42: <lambdabot> ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:44: <lambdabot> ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:46: <lambdabot> ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:48: <lambdabot> ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:50: <lambdabot> ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:52: <lambdabot> ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:54: <lambdabot> ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:56: <lambdabot> ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:58: <lambdabot> ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:36:02: <lambdabot> ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:36:04: <lambdabot> ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:36:06: <lambdabot> ^lol not available +2011-02-01.txt:11:44:06: <evincar> Yeah, early farming techniques sucked as well, because some knowledge was simply not available. +2011-02-01.txt:16:24:51: <elliott> 11.01.20:12:51:36 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-02-01.txt:16:24:51: <elliott> 11.01.20:12:51:38 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);"; printf(s,34,s,34); not available +2011-02-01.txt:16:25:32: <elliott> 11.01.20:12:51:51 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-02-01.txt:16:25:33: <elliott> 11.01.20:12:51:53 <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-02-01.txt:16:25:44: <lambdabot> x not available +2011-02-07.txt:01:04:26: <elliott> "not available in" +2011-02-08.txt:17:53:25: <Deewiant> (Not available anywhere AFAIK but I almost always end up defining it in my code) +2011-02-18.txt:01:44:14: <elliott> Gregor: But I'm reading me writing malloc in it in the logs and you saying that it is NOT AVAILABLE ANYWHERREEE +2011-03-14.txt:14:38:19: <elliott_> Vorpal: god knows; not available when that part was being designed? +2011-04-03.txt:04:11:53: <elliott> Gregor: to belatedly answer: AFAIK ZETA C is not available. +2011-04-10.txt:23:36:36: <zzo38> The LGPL, AGPL, and FDL, are not available in ODF, and none of them are available in Plain TeX. Also, the LGPL is not available in LaTeX. And they have GNU license logos but not with METAFONT. +2011-04-13.txt:23:17:16: <lambdabot> what not available +2011-04-13.txt:23:17:23: <lambdabot> ^ul (hello)S not available +2011-04-16.txt:23:01:12: <Phantom_Hoover> A version so outdated it's not available through normal channels. +2011-04-17.txt:19:54:13: <olsner> apparently 4 on demand is not available in my area +2011-04-19.txt:17:59:31: <fizzie> Currently not available, please try again later! +2011-04-20.txt:23:38:43: <Sgeo__> (Well, not "sucks", but has one particular currently unbearable bug. Fixed in 1.2. 1.2 is not available to download as far as I can tell) +2011-04-29.txt:18:47:42: <lambdabot> what not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:47:56: <lambdabot> `run echo hi; # not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:48:13: <lambdabot> broken not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:48:46: <lambdabot> !underload (ass)S not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:49:10: <lambdabot> !underload (?so !underload)S not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:49:10: <lambdabot> !underloadAttempt to execute unknown command 32 not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:49:31: <lambdabot> !underload (?so !underload )S(elliottcable)S not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:49:31: <lambdabot> !underload elliottcableAttempt to execute unknown command 32 not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:49:37: <lambdabot> !underload (?so !underload )S( elliottcable )S not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:49:38: <lambdabot> !underload elliottcable Attempt to execute unknown command 32 not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:21: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:25: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:28: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:31: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:33: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:36: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:38: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:41: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:43: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:46: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:48: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:51: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:53: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:56: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:58: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:01: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:03: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:06: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:08: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:11: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:13: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:15: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:18: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:20: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:23: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:25: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:28: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:31: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:33: <lambdabot> !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:58:38: <lambdabot> !bot not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:58:49: <lambdabot> !bot not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:59:05: <lambdabot> `echo !bot not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:59:06: <HackEgo> !bot not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:59:21: <lambdabot> `echo !bot not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:59:22: <HackEgo> !bot not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:00:37: <lambdabot> `echo !bot m/ m/ not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:00:37: <HackEgo> !bot m/ m/ not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:01:25: <lambdabot> `echo !bot \m/ \m/ not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:01:26: <HackEgo> !bot \m/ \m/ not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:02:47: <lambdabot> `echo !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:02:48: <HackEgo> !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:02:57: <lambdabot> `echo !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:02:58: <HackEgo> !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:08:38: <lambdabot> `echo !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:08:39: <HackEgo> !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:17:15: <lambdabot> `echo !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do??? not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:17:16: <HackEgo> !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do??? 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+2011-04-30.txt:00:08:37: <lambdabot> !haskell (\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))"@so !haskell (\\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))""--"-- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:08:40: <lambdabot> !haskell (\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))"@so !haskell (\\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))""--"-- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:08:43: <lambdabot> !haskell (\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))"@so !haskell (\\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))""--"-- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:08:46: <lambdabot> !haskell (\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))"@so !haskell (\\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))""--"-- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:08:49: <lambdabot> !haskell (\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))"@so !haskell (\\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))""--"-- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:08:52: <lambdabot> !haskell (\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))"@so !haskell (\\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ 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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.14357 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2010-07-31.txt:11:50:33: -!- Lymia has joined #esoteric. +2010-07-31.txt:14:21:05: -!- Lymia has quit (Quit: Lymia). +2011-01-21.txt:16:31:56: <oerjan> Ilari: to be precise every context-sensitive language is in PSPACE, and some PSPACE-complete problems are, although not all since needing linear memory is not closed under polymial reductions +2011-01-31.txt:06:13:31: -!- Lymia has joined #esoteric. +2011-01-31.txt:06:15:26: <Lymia> Can somebody here patch the FukYorBrane reference implementation? +2011-01-31.txt:06:16:00: <Lymia> What's up with line 580 +2011-01-31.txt:06:16:04: <Lymia> It's causing segfaults. +2011-01-31.txt:06:16:15: <Lymia> It looks like [procowner] should be [procowner-1] +2011-01-31.txt:06:19:22: <Lymia> :V +2011-01-31.txt:06:20:34: <Lymia> And somehow unnoticed. +2011-01-31.txt:06:20:36: <Lymia> >< +2011-01-31.txt:06:21:50: <Lymia> I assume a normal language with convoluted enoguh syntax will do. +2011-01-31.txt:06:22:09: <Lymia> enough* +2011-01-31.txt:06:22:15: <Lymia> kfr, and provide no other documentation. +2011-01-31.txt:06:22:16: <Lymia> ;) +2011-01-31.txt:06:22:21: <kfr> Lymia lol +2011-01-31.txt:06:22:39: <Lymia> Go read the source, or go read the binary. +2011-01-31.txt:06:22:40: <Lymia> :> +2011-01-31.txt:06:25:15: <Lymia> So. +2011-01-31.txt:06:25:20: <Lymia> If I understand what this bug means correctly. +2011-01-31.txt:06:25:31: <Lymia> * in a subprocess only works if you're the first program, and crashes otherwise. +2011-01-31.txt:06:25:39: <Lymia> And farthermore, it looks for the ; in the ENEMY program. +2011-01-31.txt:06:25:43: <Gregor> Lymia: 'til it was now fixed X-P +2011-01-31.txt:06:26:05: <Lymia> Anywhere to submit larger programs? +2011-01-31.txt:06:26:39: <Lymia> !fyb test http://example.com +2011-01-31.txt:06:26:42: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_test: 0.0 +2011-01-31.txt:06:27:30: <Gregor> Lymia: http://codu.org/eso/fyb/in_egobot/Lymia_test.fyb Yup, worked +2011-01-31.txt:06:27:51: <Lymia> HTML makes a horrible fighter. :V +2011-01-31.txt:06:28:22: <Gregor> Lymia: Can you defeat logicex-2? ^^ +2011-01-31.txt:06:28:27: <Lymia> Yes. +2011-01-31.txt:06:28:29: <Lymia> One sec. +2011-01-31.txt:06:29:25: <Lymia> !fyb evil http://lymia.x10.bz/evil.fyb +2011-01-31.txt:06:29:58: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_evil: 71.3 +2011-01-31.txt:06:30:30: <Lymia> I think it's quite clear how it works. +2011-01-31.txt:06:30:30: <Lymia> :> +2011-01-31.txt:06:30:43: <Lymia> (I expected it to lose more agienst other bots actually) +2011-01-31.txt:06:30:57: <Lymia> Gregor, heh. +2011-01-31.txt:06:31:04: <Lymia> The bot destroys every ! command in LogicEx +2011-01-31.txt:06:31:12: <Lymia> Then goes bomb every single command. +2011-01-31.txt:06:31:25: <Lymia> It's explicitly targeted at logicex. +2011-01-31.txt:06:32:05: <Lymia> And it's very successful at doing just what it's meant to do. +2011-01-31.txt:06:32:06: <Lymia> :> +2011-01-31.txt:06:32:48: <Gregor> Lymia: It does pretty friggin' well otherwise, too (simply because running like hell and bombing randomly isn't a bad strategy) +2011-01-31.txt:06:33:05: <Lymia> Gregor, also, the fact that @ also sets the data pointer to the current instruction pointer isn't documented anywhere but the code. +2011-01-31.txt:06:34:17: <Lymia> You can fix logicex by adding a single nop somewhere. +2011-01-31.txt:06:34:17: <Lymia> :v +2011-01-31.txt:06:34:42: <Gregor> Lymia: Well, FYB is effectively "maintained" as part of EgoBot now, so you can get the fixed code in http://codu.org/projects/egobot/ . I will eventually retaliate, but for the time being I have other stuff to do :P +2011-01-31.txt:06:35:08: <Lymia> zzo38, you can pull from an external server that you don't own. +2011-01-31.txt:06:35:11: <Lymia> Including other's commits. +2011-01-31.txt:06:35:25: <Lymia> i.e. it comes into play when you pull from a fork +2011-01-31.txt:06:35:26: <zzo38> Lymia: OK, thanks. +2011-01-31.txt:06:48:23: <Lymia> Gregor, you have another segfault somewhere. +2011-01-31.txt:06:48:40: <Gregor> Lymia: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS +2011-01-31.txt:06:50:21: <Lymia> Have you considered rewriting this in a more memory safe language? +2011-01-31.txt:06:50:21: <Lymia> :v +2011-01-31.txt:06:51:27: <Lymia> if (!progSpent[procnum][*pptr]) { +2011-01-31.txt:06:51:32: <Lymia> You have a segfault in there. +2011-01-31.txt:06:54:44: <Lymia> Gregor, screw this. Quick question. +2011-01-31.txt:06:54:53: <Lymia> Every thread executes one opcode every tick, right? +2011-01-31.txt:08:10:55: <Lymia> !fyb crash :......;@<++!* +2011-01-31.txt:08:11:10: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_crash: 3.2 +2011-01-31.txt:18:17:55: <elliott> 06:36:06 <Lymia> I assume a normal language with convoluted enoguh syntax will do. +2011-01-31.txt:22:03:36: -!- Lymia_ has joined #esoteric. +2011-01-31.txt:22:06:25: -!- Lymia has quit (Read error: No route to host). +2011-01-31.txt:23:03:17: -!- Lymia_ is now known as Lymia. +2011-01-31.txt:23:03:18: -!- Lymia has quit (Changing host). +2011-01-31.txt:23:03:18: -!- Lymia has joined #esoteric. +2011-01-31.txt:23:50:26: <Lymia> Why are we talking about Lisp in #esoteric? +2011-01-31.txt:23:50:39: <olsner> Lymia: it's not us! it's nddrylliog +2011-01-31.txt:23:50:45: <Lymia> It would fi- *knived* +2011-01-31.txt:23:52:10: <Lymia> `-` +2011-01-31.txt:23:52:19: * Lymia hides from the spam +2011-01-31.txt:23:52:22: <Lymia> Spam dosn't fix the problem! +2011-01-31.txt:23:54:08: <elliott> quintopia: lymia said "`-`" which is probably meant to be some sort of smiley +2011-01-31.txt:23:54:21: * Lymia cries +2011-01-31.txt:23:54:30: <quintopia> lymia: try ;_; for cyring +2011-02-01.txt:00:02:37: <Lymia> Let's write a programming language based on Wang tiles. +2011-02-01.txt:00:04:29: <elliott> Lymia: no. +2011-02-01.txt:00:04:37: <Lymia> Why not? +2011-02-01.txt:00:04:47: <elliott> Lymia: because +2011-02-01.txt:00:05:27: <Lymia> Let's make a programming language based on complex numbers. +2011-02-01.txt:00:05:41: <elliott> Lymia: no +2011-02-01.txt:00:05:47: <Lymia> Why not? :( +2011-02-01.txt:00:06:00: <Lymia> quintopia, the only way to control program flow is to intentionally overflow buffers. +2011-02-01.txt:00:07:32: <Lymia> Figure it out. +2011-02-01.txt:01:24:44: -!- Lymia has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). +2011-02-01.txt:01:53:32: -!- Lymia has joined #esoteric. +2011-02-01.txt:02:10:34: <Lymia> !fyb litterer http://lymia.x10.bz/evil.fyb +2011-02-01.txt:02:10:53: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_litterer: 92.0 +2011-02-01.txt:02:11:01: <Lymia> Brute force. +2011-02-01.txt:02:11:01: <Lymia> :v +2011-02-01.txt:02:12:24: <Lymia> http://codu.org/eso/fyb +2011-02-01.txt:02:12:39: <Lymia> The @@ pesudo op is so overpowered. +2011-02-01.txt:02:12:39: <Lymia> : +2011-02-01.txt:02:12:40: <Lymia> :v* +2011-02-01.txt:02:13:08: <Lymia> It's effect is to basicly set the instruction pointer to the current code pointer. +2011-02-01.txt:02:15:05: <Lymia> That program is basicly the FYB version of a CoreWars core clear. +2011-02-01.txt:02:23:45: <quintopia> Lymia: why doesn't litterer beat evil? +2011-02-01.txt:02:23:50: <Lymia> Dunno. +2011-02-01.txt:02:24:21: <Lymia> I'm not sure why evil beat so many things in the first place. +2011-02-01.txt:02:24:37: <Lymia> That big block of code is to get rid of every ! instruction in logicex-2 +2011-02-01.txt:02:25:18: <Lymia> It's actual attack is literally nothing more than a quick scanner. +2011-02-01.txt:02:25:58: <Lymia> Hell, there's an ':' missing in it. +2011-02-01.txt:02:30:04: <Lymia> When you defect, the data pointer is set to the code pointer. +2011-02-01.txt:02:30:21: <Lymia> If you defect twice, the effect is that the data pointer is set to the address of the second defect. +2011-02-01.txt:02:30:28: <Lymia> But stays in the same player's code. +2011-02-01.txt:02:34:10: <Lymia> It's a much faster way than >>>>>>>>> to get to the middle of somebody's program. +2011-02-01.txt:02:44:07: <Lymia> !fyb litterer-2 http://lymia.x10.bz/evil.fyb +2011-02-01.txt:02:44:10: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_litterer-2: 100.0 +2011-02-01.txt:02:44:13: <Lymia> =D +2011-02-01.txt:02:45:05: <Lymia> quintopia, every thread runs once every tick. +2011-02-01.txt:02:45:10: <Lymia> It's not like corewars in that respect. +2011-02-01.txt:02:45:26: <quintopia> Lymia: how did you beat your previous tries? +2011-02-01.txt:02:45:41: <Lymia> quintopia, pad it until it works. +2011-02-01.txt:02:45:43: <Lymia> ;V +2011-02-01.txt:02:52:51: <Lymia> Gregor, you may want to take a look at the FYB scoreboard. +2011-02-01.txt:02:52:52: <Lymia> ;) +2011-02-01.txt:04:12:28: -!- Lymia__ has joined #esoteric. +2011-02-01.txt:04:12:32: -!- Lymia has quit (Disconnected by services). +2011-02-01.txt:04:12:34: -!- Lymia__ is now known as Lymia. +2011-02-01.txt:04:12:36: -!- Lymia has quit (Changing host). +2011-02-01.txt:04:12:36: -!- Lymia has joined #esoteric. +2011-02-01.txt:05:32:37: <Lymia> !fyb crasher ::;; +2011-02-01.txt:05:33:38: <Lymia> I think I broke it. +2011-02-01.txt:05:34:18: <oerjan> Lymia: EgoBot sometimes times out, especially the first time it's used in a while +2011-02-01.txt:05:34:32: <Lymia> !fyb nothing +[] +2011-02-01.txt:05:34:39: <Lymia> Really? +2011-02-01.txt:05:35:46: <Lymia> kfr, Eh? +2011-02-01.txt:05:36:30: <Lymia> ((:::::)+):* -> $1 +2011-02-01.txt:05:36:34: <Lymia> ::::: -> : +2011-02-01.txt:05:36:53: <Lymia> Still, doing it as part of a larger program sounds nasty. +2011-02-01.txt:05:52:24: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_nothing: 0.9 +2011-02-01.txt:05:52:24: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_crasher: 0.9 +2011-02-01.txt:10:39:36: -!- Lymia has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). +2011-02-01.txt:10:40:06: -!- Lymia has joined #esoteric. +2011-02-01.txt:10:42:49: -!- Lymia has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). +2011-02-01.txt:10:43:16: -!- Lymia has joined #esoteric. +2011-02-01.txt:11:33:24: -!- Lymia has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). +2011-02-01.txt:11:33:49: -!- Lymia has joined #esoteric. +2011-02-01.txt:12:58:59: -!- Lymia_ has joined #esoteric. +2011-02-01.txt:13:02:08: -!- Lymia__ has joined #esoteric. +2011-02-01.txt:13:02:25: -!- Lymia has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). +2011-02-01.txt:13:04:49: -!- Lymia_ has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). +2011-02-01.txt:13:06:03: -!- Lymia_ has joined #esoteric. +2011-02-01.txt:13:09:13: -!- Lymia__ has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). +2011-02-01.txt:14:31:02: -!- Lymia__ has joined #esoteric. +2011-02-01.txt:14:34:23: -!- Lymia_ has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). +2011-02-01.txt:19:00:47: -!- Lymia has joined #esoteric. +2011-02-01.txt:19:00:49: -!- Lymia has quit (Changing host). +2011-02-01.txt:19:00:49: -!- Lymia has joined #esoteric. +2011-02-01.txt:19:01:41: <ais523> hi Lymia +2011-02-01.txt:19:02:15: -!- Lymia__ has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). +2011-02-01.txt:19:06:06: -!- Lymia_ has joined #esoteric. +2011-02-01.txt:19:09:02: -!- Lymia has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). +2011-02-01.txt:19:15:12: <Lymia_> It's not like I'm particpating in this conversation. :v +2011-02-01.txt:19:15:14: -!- Lymia_ is now known as Lymia. +2011-02-01.txt:19:15:15: -!- Lymia has quit (Changing host). +2011-02-01.txt:19:15:15: -!- Lymia has joined #esoteric. +2011-02-01.txt:19:15:46: <ais523> Lymia: don't worry too much, there are lots of conversations I don't participate in too +2011-02-01.txt:19:16:04: <Lymia> I'm commenting on elliott's copy/paste more than anything. +2011-02-01.txt:19:16:12: <Lymia> Maybe I'm confused as to what s/he meant to do. +2011-02-01.txt:19:17:11: <ais523> Lymia: elliott wanted to reply to me, and was trying to give enough context that I knew what the replies meant +2011-02-01.txt:19:17:32: <elliott> Lymia: it's called logreading :) +2011-02-01.txt:20:08:08: <Lymia> Do you people know eachother? +2011-02-01.txt:20:08:34: <elliott> Lymia: yes +2011-02-01.txt:20:08:53: <Lymia> Know-in-real-life-know. +2011-02-01.txt:20:08:54: <Lymia> =p +2011-02-01.txt:20:11:53: <Lymia> elliott, sounds fun. +2011-02-01.txt:20:12:41: <elliott> Lymia: it is; it's quite difficult, though +2011-02-01.txt:21:16:57: <Lymia> fizzie, no suggestion of 'killall -9 firefox'? +2011-02-01.txt:21:17:24: <Lymia> ais523, I'm guessing it's syncing it's configuration, etc to disk. +2011-02-01.txt:21:17:41: <ais523> Lymia: yep, it'll be something like that +2011-02-01.txt:21:17:58: <Lymia> elliott, and I do believe this is pre-optimization. +2011-02-01.txt:21:18:12: <Lymia> Fun fact: DF is compiled with symbol information. +2011-02-01.txt:21:18:25: <Lymia> In theory you could recover the source to an decent degree. +2011-02-01.txt:21:18:26: <Lymia> =D +2011-02-01.txt:21:18:34: <elliott> Lymia: not really +2011-02-01.txt:21:18:48: <ais523> Lymia: does it have line number info too? +2011-02-01.txt:21:18:53: <Lymia> ais523, dunno. +2011-02-01.txt:21:19:10: <ais523> Lymia: easy way to check is to open it in a debugger and try to set a breakpoint by line number +2011-02-01.txt:21:19:18: <Lymia> Good idea. +2011-02-01.txt:21:19:19: <Lymia> =p +2011-02-01.txt:21:19:22: <Lymia> Would gdb do? +2011-02-01.txt:21:20:25: <Lymia> Reading symbols from C:\Users\hiedanoakyu\games\df_31_12_win/dwarfort.exe...(no +2011-02-01.txt:21:20:26: <Lymia> debugging symbols found)...done. +2011-02-01.txt:21:20:26: <Lymia> Eh? +2011-02-01.txt:21:20:37: <ais523> Lymia: how confusing +2011-02-01.txt:21:20:56: <Lymia> I recall seeing function names in it's binary at least. +2011-02-01.txt:21:21:10: <Lymia> And they're names that should be unique to DF. +2011-02-01.txt:21:21:11: <elliott> Lymia: you'd have a lot better chance on Linux... +2011-02-01.txt:21:21:26: <Lymia> elliott, ? +2011-02-01.txt:21:21:38: <Lymia> Ah. +2011-02-01.txt:21:21:45: <Lymia> Good idea. +2011-02-01.txt:21:21:46: <Lymia> =p +2011-02-01.txt:21:35:00: * Lymia gives elliott a random hug +2011-02-02.txt:02:11:36: <Lymia> This channel is full of natrual language geeks too? +2011-02-02.txt:02:11:36: <Lymia> :V +2011-02-02.txt:02:11:56: <oerjan> Lymia: there's even a real linguist here (hi augur) +2011-02-02.txt:02:12:13: <Lymia> I thought people usually said that about Japanese. +2011-02-02.txt:02:12:17: <Lymia> Not Finnish. +2011-02-02.txt:02:12:39: <tswett> Lymia: people also say that Finnish is just a cipher of Japanese. +2011-02-02.txt:02:12:49: <oerjan> Lymia: there's a certain similarity between them, syllable structure and agglutination +2011-02-02.txt:02:13:33: <Lymia> tswett, well. +2011-02-02.txt:02:13:35: <Lymia> I can say this. +2011-02-02.txt:02:13:40: <Lymia> I've never heard of that one before. +2011-02-02.txt:02:13:41: <Lymia> =p +2011-02-02.txt:02:13:58: <Lymia> Then again, the non-computer science related communities I go to are usually anime related. +2011-02-02.txt:02:57:02: -!- Lymia_ has joined #esoteric. +2011-02-02.txt:02:57:08: -!- Lymia has quit (Disconnected by services). +2011-02-02.txt:02:57:09: -!- Lymia_ is now known as Lymia. +2011-02-02.txt:02:57:10: -!- Lymia has quit (Changing host). +2011-02-02.txt:02:57:10: -!- Lymia has joined #esoteric. +2011-02-02.txt:03:53:58: <Lymia> `-` +2011-02-02.txt:04:12:46: -!- Lymia has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). +2011-02-04.txt:21:41:14: -!- Lymia has joined #esoteric. +2011-02-04.txt:21:41:21: * Lymia hugs random people +2011-02-04.txt:21:42:49: <Lymia> !fyb nothing-2 +[] +2011-02-04.txt:21:43:53: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_nothing-2: 1.0 +2011-02-04.txt:21:44:04: <Lymia> :v +2011-02-04.txt:21:44:10: <Lymia> report.txt was empty before. +2011-02-04.txt:21:44:33: <Lymia> ais523, you think that's bad? +2011-02-04.txt:21:45:10: <Lymia> If you write "@@", you set the data pointer to the current code pointer. +2011-02-04.txt:21:45:14: <Lymia> Let the implications of that sink in. +2011-02-04.txt:21:45:48: <Lymia> So. +2011-02-04.txt:21:45:52: <Lymia> You don't need to write [+] +2011-02-04.txt:21:45:57: <Lymia> You can write @+ +2011-02-04.txt:21:46:25: <Lymia> It's prefixed by user names. +2011-02-04.txt:21:47:39: <Lymia> I'll bring my response. +2011-02-04.txt:21:47:54: <elliott> Lymia: link me to report.txt? +2011-02-04.txt:21:48:07: <Lymia> http://codu.org/eso/fyb/report.txt +2011-02-04.txt:21:48:12: <Lymia> You killed my @@ abuse bot. +2011-02-04.txt:21:48:12: <Lymia> :( +2011-02-04.txt:21:48:13: <Lymia> Oh well. +2011-02-04.txt:21:48:16: <Lymia> I'm still at the top! +2011-02-04.txt:21:49:00: <ais523> Lymia: have you looked at BF Joust? it's another similar game +2011-02-04.txt:21:49:04: <Lymia> Nope. +2011-02-04.txt:21:50:19: <Lymia> !fyb explode :@+[%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%];:{>>}[+]++++++++++++++!;@@:{>>}[+]++++++++++++++!; +2011-02-04.txt:21:50:22: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_explode: 14.8 +2011-02-04.txt:21:50:33: <ais523> Lymia: does ;: do anything but waste time? +2011-02-04.txt:21:50:39: <Lymia> :; +2011-02-04.txt:21:50:41: <Lymia> Starts a new thread. +2011-02-04.txt:21:51:12: <Lymia> ;: is the end of a thread followed by the start of a thread. +2011-02-04.txt:21:51:26: <Lymia> !fyb explode :@+[%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%];:{>>}[+]++++++++++++++!;@@:{>>}[+]++++++++++++++!; +2011-02-04.txt:21:51:29: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_explode: 46.0 +2011-02-04.txt:21:51:36: <Lymia> !fyb explode :@+[%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%];:{>>}[+]++++++++++++++!;@@:{>>}[+]++++++++++++++!; +2011-02-04.txt:21:51:38: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_explode: 29.6 +2011-02-04.txt:21:51:43: <Lymia> Strange. +2011-02-04.txt:21:52:38: <Lymia> Another thing I dislike about FYB is that due to the @@ trick, you can reliablly generate a bot that will kill a target bot. +2011-02-04.txt:21:52:52: <Lymia> Automaticly. +2011-02-04.txt:21:52:58: <Lymia> And have it push other things off the hill too. +2011-02-04.txt:21:53:00: <ais523> Lymia: doesn't @ defect to the :, then + change it in-memory to a ;? +2011-02-04.txt:21:53:11: <Lymia> ais523, eh? +2011-02-04.txt:21:53:16: <Lymia> @ sets the data pointer to the code pointer. +2011-02-04.txt:21:53:36: <Lymia> As the code being executed is @, the value has to be one away from overflow. +2011-02-04.txt:21:53:39: <Lymia> + causes it to overflow. +2011-02-04.txt:21:53:48: <Lymia> It does the opposite too. +2011-02-04.txt:21:53:52: <Lymia> @ does this exactly. +2011-02-04.txt:21:54:02: <Lymia> First, it sets the data pointer to the code pointer. +2011-02-04.txt:21:54:12: <Lymia> Then, it switches the data pointer from your program to the enemy's program, or vice versa. +2011-02-04.txt:21:54:36: <Lymia> Nope. +2011-02-04.txt:21:56:01: <Lymia> litterer-2 basicly uses @@ to sprinkle lines of bombs all over the enemy's code. +2011-02-04.txt:21:56:10: <Lymia> And hoping that it hits some code. +2011-02-04.txt:21:57:19: <Lymia> ais523, defect switches between the two tapes. +2011-02-04.txt:21:57:42: <Lymia> Lisp? +2011-02-04.txt:21:57:46: <Lymia> No. +2011-02-04.txt:21:57:54: <elliott> Lymia: nope +2011-02-04.txt:21:57:58: <Lymia> Objective C or something? +2011-02-04.txt:21:58:01: <Lymia> Smalltalk? +2011-02-04.txt:21:59:17: <Lymia> That's disgusting. +2011-02-04.txt:21:59:26: <elliott> Lymia: what is? +2011-02-04.txt:21:59:39: <Lymia> Gregor, I wait to see your response. +2011-02-04.txt:21:59:54: <Lymia> Actually. +2011-02-04.txt:21:59:58: <Lymia> !fyb litterer-clone-1 http://lymia.x10.bz/evil.fyb +2011-02-04.txt:22:00:01: <Lymia> !fyb litterer-clone-2 http://lymia.x10.bz/evil.fyb +2011-02-04.txt:22:00:02: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_litterer-clone-1: 81.2 +2011-02-04.txt:22:00:03: <Lymia> !fyb litterer-clone-3 http://lymia.x10.bz/evil.fyb +2011-02-04.txt:22:00:05: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_litterer-clone-2: 73.0 +2011-02-04.txt:22:00:06: <Lymia> !fyb litterer-clone-4 http://lymia.x10.bz/evil.fyb +2011-02-04.txt:22:00:08: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_litterer-clone-3: 64.2 +2011-02-04.txt:22:00:09: <Lymia> Let's clean out the hill. +2011-02-04.txt:22:00:10: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_litterer-clone-4: 58.3 +2011-02-04.txt:22:00:13: <elliott> hey, Lymia +2011-02-04.txt:22:00:22: <Lymia> =3 +2011-02-04.txt:22:00:33: <Lymia> lol +2011-02-04.txt:22:00:38: <Lymia> They just pushed eachother down. +2011-02-04.txt:22:01:32: <elliott> Lymia: what's disgusting? +2011-02-04.txt:22:01:38: <Lymia> Nothing~ +2011-02-04.txt:22:03:50: <Lymia> !fyb alicia http://lymia.x10.bz/evil.fyb +2011-02-04.txt:22:03:53: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_alicia: 98.0 +2011-02-04.txt:22:04:40: <Lymia> Heh. +2011-02-04.txt:22:04:47: <Lymia> One additional thing I might like about BF joust. +2011-02-04.txt:22:05:04: <Lymia> ais523, self-bombers +2011-02-04.txt:22:05:14: <ais523> Lymia: it /is/ a self-bomber +2011-02-04.txt:22:05:24: <Lymia> !fyb real-lose [@+++++++++++++++!] +2011-02-04.txt:22:05:28: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_real-lose: 5.1 +2011-02-04.txt:22:05:32: <Lymia> !fyb real-lose-2 +[@+++++++++++++++!] +2011-02-04.txt:22:05:37: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_real-lose-2: 5.1 +2011-02-04.txt:22:05:39: <Lymia> elliott, there are none. +2011-02-04.txt:22:05:40: <Lymia> What. +2011-02-04.txt:22:05:44: <Lymia> What is it wining agienst. +[too many lines; stopping]
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.14704 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2003-09-26.txt:05:48:15: <fizzie> feh, intended to wake up early and do some stuff this morning but now I have a maths lecture thing starting in 13 minutes and am still home, not clothed yet either. a change in plans perhaps. +2004-04-30.txt:07:42:20: <andreou> i'll hack together one when i wake up :-) +2004-05-30.txt:19:37:16: <Toreun> then M$ will have to wake up to keep in competition +2005-05-06.txt:23:37:21: <GregorR> pgimeno: If you go to sleep now and wake up early, you can be up in time to get specs on ORK ;) +2005-05-07.txt:04:34:36: <GregorR-L> I'm sure pgimeno will wake up in a half hour at 6:00AM :-P +2005-05-08.txt:20:18:25: <Keymaker> well, i think i'll go to sleep.. must wake up 6:30.. zzZZz +2005-05-14.txt:23:06:29: <fizzie> I'm too tired to do anything ork-ish today (01am and I actually need to wake up tomorrow), but I'll convert my logician to use that funky new 'say' system when I have time. +2005-06-14.txt:01:13:04: <iamnothere> {^Rave^} wake up +2005-07-02.txt:19:52:34: <cpressey> anyway, someone wake up graue... i want to know why he deleted 23. +2005-07-18.txt:14:12:06: <GregorR> Hmmmmmmm, why did I wake up? +2005-08-17.txt:07:54:14: <calamari_> (which never seems to be useful once I wake up) +2005-10-20.txt:15:18:10: <GregorR> It would be awesome if I could wake up and just continue working on Glass, rather than going to my class :P +2005-12-05.txt:22:27:57: <Keymaker> hmm, when i wake up tomorrow, the competition has ended. nice :D +2006-02-14.txt:11:28:46: <nooga> GregorR: wake up ;p ;p +2006-05-23.txt:03:07:01: <ihope> WAKE UP, COMPUTER! +2006-05-26.txt:06:41:45: <rabidpoobear> I have to wake up in 6 hrs so I'm going to sleep in a little bit once I test your interpreter +2006-06-01.txt:21:23:26: <nooga> gosh, g2g - I must wake up early... +2006-07-28.txt:23:29:30: <nooga> but i need to wake up at 7:00 and catch a train ;p +2006-08-14.txt:16:15:40: <ihope> Get back in bed, wait to enter a dream, then wake up. ;-) +2006-12-29.txt:01:29:22: <oklopol> true, but i have to wake up early +2006-12-29.txt:01:29:54: <oklopol> i usually wake up 13.00 or 14.00 +2006-12-29.txt:01:30:57: <Sukoshi> I sleep at 3, wake up at 6:30, with one 30 min nap in the day. +2007-01-07.txt:04:35:14: <oklopol> well, off to sleep, hopefully it uses stdout so i can make a new quine when i wake up yay! +2007-01-07.txt:16:02:12: <ihope_> Wake up, bsmntbombdood! It's 10 AM! +2007-01-07.txt:17:39:53: <kotrin> wake up peeps +2007-01-21.txt:06:35:30: <SevenInchBread> WAKE UP +2007-03-28.txt:02:15:28: <oklopol> i wish i'd wake up to alarm clocks... i could sleep :< +2007-03-28.txt:02:17:30: <oklopol> if i go to bed i'll never wake up early enough +2007-04-04.txt:20:43:25: <GregorR> Some people wake up in the morning and read #esoteric logs instead of the newspaper. +2007-05-26.txt:04:07:58: <oklopol> then again, i will not wake up before 15:00 if i go to sleep now +2007-05-26.txt:21:32:27: <oklopol> once i had this lucid dream that just kept on going for hours, or so it seemed, every time i woke up, something came and killed me, and i couldn't wake up for real +2007-05-26.txt:21:33:16: <oklopol> and this other time i sat around a table while dinosaur played card there... and tried to wake up but couldn'y +2007-05-26.txt:21:34:24: <oerjan> i used to have dreams about trying to wake up but not so much nowadays +2007-05-26.txt:22:14:08: <oklopol> SimonRC: i usually wake up as well, once i realize it's a dream +2007-05-28.txt:21:58:02: <bsmntbombdood> i'm worried i won't wake up after a nap +2007-05-28.txt:22:00:22: <oklopol> well, if i put an alarm almost immediately after falling asleep (< 1h), i almost always wake up +2007-05-28.txt:22:11:32: * Pikhq might wake up for a nuclear attack. . . Might. +2007-05-28.txt:22:18:59: <lament> i KNOW the sound will be followed by the alarm, so i wake up. +2007-05-30.txt:00:52:15: <oklopol> okay, sleep now, i'll have to wake up in 3 hours and make the german essay +2007-06-29.txt:01:46:26: <oklopol> now i wake up at 3am +2007-07-11.txt:13:59:41: <oklopol> it's just once i wake up i rarely feel like reading, since my eyes hurt like hell +2007-07-14.txt:01:54:34: <pikhq> Wake up. +2007-07-14.txt:05:44:27: <RodgerTheGreat> sometimes I force myself to wake up on crappy days to feed him. Perhaps that's what pets are good for- they give you a reason to uphold your daily routine, and give you something in your life that you can feel in control of. The positive feedback of keeping another living creature alive through diligent work and your attention satisfies something deepset. +2007-07-15.txt:07:57:27: <oklokok> bsmntbombdood: i just can't wake up once i fall asleep, failed the second night :P +2007-07-15.txt:17:15:32: <oklopol> hmm, i wonder when i'll ever be able to shop, when i wake up, shops start closing +2007-07-15.txt:20:54:50: <ihope_> Alarm clock and human and you still failed to wake up? +2007-07-19.txt:06:04:38: <oklokok> i haven't played after that, i was at a friend's :\ i'll try to play once i wake up or something, night now --> +2007-07-20.txt:06:22:11: <Figs> Hey Oklopol, wake up +2007-07-25.txt:03:34:41: <oklofok> i have to wake up in 2.5 hours +2007-07-25.txt:03:40:27: <Figs> since I usually wake up when my grandpa brings his walker into the kitchen and starts making a lot of noise... +2007-08-12.txt:20:27:11: <ehird`> my lucid dreams are always right before i would normally wake up +2007-08-13.txt:16:05:20: <SimonRC> I was lucky in managing to wake up today at about 5am and find it hard to get back to sleep +2007-08-13.txt:16:05:48: <ihope_> And I need school to not start at 7:40 so that I can wake up at a decent time, do everything I want, and then get ready rather than having to wake up at a bad time and still having no time to do what I want. +2007-09-21.txt:09:25:32: <oklopol> once you wake up, that is +2007-09-27.txt:02:18:14: <ihope> Then just wake up Monday and go to bed any time Friday or later. +2007-10-25.txt:22:56:25: <oklopol> well, most people wake up when they die +2007-10-25.txt:22:56:45: <ehird`> i wake up but only after a second or so of black +2007-10-26.txt:04:05:51: <RodgerTheGreat> something about staring at your crumpled up hand and just knowing it's nothing but skin over bone, seeping blood out of the cuticles... and then you wake up. +2007-11-08.txt:21:42:05: <Sgeo> I'm tired whenever I wake up from a nap or actual sleep.. +2007-11-14.txt:00:32:49: <oklokok> hmm, 4 hours till i need to wake up +2008-01-09.txt:02:35:25: <oklopol> i doubt i'll die, i mean i won't wake up in times. +2008-01-09.txt:02:40:39: <oklopol> i'll try falling asleep here on teh armchair, lees comfortable than my bed, so i'll prolly wake up, no? +2008-01-09.txt:10:13:03: <Slereah-> I personnaly use a program to launch some Mp3 when I'm not sure I'll wake up. +2008-01-09.txt:10:14:54: <oklopol> why the fuck did i wake up in my bed +2008-01-09.txt:13:39:15: <Slereah-> From what I can make out, "It is late and if I sleep, I won't wake up on time!" +2008-01-11.txt:16:38:47: <oklopol> it's dark when i go to sleep, and dark when i wake up! +2008-01-12.txt:05:35:56: <oklopol> [>+<-[>+<-[>--<->]]<] => [->+<[->+<[->--<]]<] of course.... it's normal to wake up and realize a bf program you saw earlier was not as short as possible? +2008-02-29.txt:19:59:03: * ais523 finds that they can usually wake up whenever they want when they're aware they're in a dream +2008-03-05.txt:03:57:28: <oklopol> why the fuck would i drink a couple of energy drinks at about midnight, when i want to wake up early +2008-03-09.txt:04:44:24: <Sukoshi> Depends if you wake up at 08:30 like I do. +2008-03-10.txt:01:15:27: <oklofok> this is fun, i went to sleep at about 22.00 so that i could wake up early... +2008-04-01.txt:21:21:56: <ehird> 'Google launched their "Wake Up Kit" as a calendar notification option. The option sends a series of increasingly aggressive alerts, starting with an SMS message to your cellphone, and ending with a bucket of water dumped into your bed, which would then flip over, tossing you out (all using apparently-free equipment).' +2008-06-16.txt:00:02:03: <oklopol> I wake up from my dream to see +2008-06-18.txt:23:29:08: <Phenax> and need to wake up easily +2008-06-26.txt:17:41:56: <oklopol> AnMaster: well, sometimes i don't wake up. +2008-06-26.txt:17:44:36: <tusho> and when you wake up, stay still for a while +2008-06-26.txt:17:52:09: <oklopol> the problem is, i just go back to sleep no matter whether i wake up or not, because i simply don't have any backbone in the morning. +2008-06-27.txt:20:15:09: <tusho> 'Wake up sheeple!' +2008-07-09.txt:17:04:33: <ais523> and this meant that I didn't wake up until pretty late +2008-07-17.txt:12:38:16: <fizzie> On the other had, the irregular cat-induced noises are more distracting than the low hum from the computer, and I still manage to sleep well enough to need two alarm clocks to actually wake up. So I guess it's not a priority. +2008-07-18.txt:00:27:12: <tusho> WAKE UP BASTARD +2008-08-08.txt:15:33:58: <asiekierka> Yeah, and if you hit the LANGUAGE-O-METER, it'll return back to normal and we'll wake up in a universe that's exact same as ours, but +2008-08-12.txt:11:29:04: <tusho> i love it when I wake up to an alive #esoteric! +2008-08-12.txt:13:36:54: <asiekierka> i wake up, and there waits a 1GB BF program +2008-08-15.txt:21:06:03: <oklopol> i usually never wake up before 15 +2008-08-25.txt:01:09:50: <oklopol> cool stuff, i need to wake up in 5 hours. +2008-09-07.txt:20:19:54: <AnMaster> puzzlet OkloThePol cherez kar8nga Mony olsner bsmntbombdood_ sebbu2 CO2Games GregorR SimonRC fizzie funktio lament Deewiant mtve RodgerTheGreat moozilla dbc lifthrasiir rodgort! Wake up! Stop idle (sorry if this included some non-idlers too) +2008-09-12.txt:21:51:35: <AnMaster> Deewiant, so lets see when I wake up tomorrow +2008-09-14.txt:08:32:34: <AnMaster> Deewiant, as soon as you wake up, please check your mail +2008-09-21.txt:03:26:31: <ihope> My penultimate lifetime goal is to be present at a disaster scene, fall unconscious, get inappropriately triaged as needing immediate medical help, wake up, notice that I have a red piece of tape stuck to me, and yell, "Nurse, I'd like a green one, please!" +2008-09-21.txt:10:10:10: <oklopol> GregorR: how come you're not responding to my highlights? if you're asleep just wake up sheesh... +2008-10-01.txt:23:25:13: <oklocod> gotta wake up in 6 hours +2008-10-06.txt:12:33:15: <ehird> ais523: WAKE UP SHEEPLE +2008-10-06.txt:12:35:07: <ehird> 911 WAS AN OUTSIDE JOB MADE TO LOOK LIKE AN INSIDE JOB BY THE DICTATORSHIP OF THE CHIMPERIOR!! CHIMPEACH!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE +2008-10-06.txt:17:28:24: <ehird> (Sweden was an inside job, wake up Finland?) +2008-10-08.txt:06:07:41: <oklocod> i'm more and more late every day even though i wake up earlier and earlier :-) +2008-10-18.txt:21:55:28: <ehird> fungot: 9/11 was an inside job WAKE UP SHEEPLE +2008-10-20.txt:02:51:50: <psygnisfive> by the time you wake up, the caffeine will be kicking in in full force +2008-10-20.txt:08:24:18: <AnMaster> "* CoffeeBot__ is making a coffee in an office mug with cold milk to help him wake up for you" +2008-10-27.txt:13:49:53: <fungot> fizzie: wake up. bye, then that's it!! so let's get it.) is where i was... +2008-10-29.txt:01:26:48: <oerjan> ah, nothing to make you sleep long like having big plans for what you'll do when you wake up +2008-11-09.txt:12:24:43: <Hiato> let's try wake up ais523 +2008-11-12.txt:22:55:59: <ehird_> WHO DID 9/11 WAKE UP SHEEPLE +2008-11-21.txt:01:59:06: * oklopol needs to wake up in about 3 hours :< +2009-01-01.txt:01:46:00: <oerjan> so tomorrow we wake up to learn someone nuked the netherlands. nothing to worry about. +2009-02-10.txt:00:07:15: <ehird> The Mind goes into hibernation state (Sleep) each night at 11:59 PM and wake up at 5:59 AM +2009-02-20.txt:21:54:38: <oklopol> when you wake up +2009-02-21.txt:10:09:00: <ais523> heh, well when I was waking up on alarm clock every day a few years ago, I managed to wake up before the clock no matter when I set it +2009-02-21.txt:10:10:12: <ais523> because they wake up at much the same time as I want to wake up +2009-02-21.txt:10:19:18: <oklopol> i'm just always tired when i wake up. +2009-02-21.txt:14:52:09: <oklopol> oerjan: i often wake up late, and see my alarm clock has been turned off, but can't really tell whether i turned it off before or after the ring because i have no memory of that. +2009-03-09.txt:20:46:26: <estoppel> To be with me when I wake up in 30,000AD. +2009-04-04.txt:03:10:54: <oerjan> it is very bad to wake up with egg on your face +2009-04-05.txt:23:17:08: <oklopol> the actual reason i don't want to go to sleep now is that i need to wake up soon +2009-04-08.txt:22:43:54: <Deewiant> I'm going to sleep now, as I have to wake up in 6ish hours +2009-04-17.txt:15:49:14: <GregorR> You've been waiting a long time for me to wake up, yeesh X-D +2009-04-26.txt:10:49:04: <Deewiant> Meh, I could easily wake up if I set an alarm, I always wake up a few minutes before the alarm (unless I'm /really/ tired) +2009-04-26.txt:15:54:31: <ehird> 09:49 Deewiant: Meh, I could easily wake up if I set an alarm, I always wake up a few minutes before the alarm (unless I'm /really/ tired) +2009-04-26.txt:15:55:40: <ais523> I generally wake up just before the alarm too, but only if I've set it +2009-04-26.txt:16:02:14: <AnMaster> how does anyone manage to wake up just before the alarm goes off +2009-04-26.txt:16:02:47: <AnMaster> ehird, I generally have irregular wake up times. +2009-04-29.txt:16:20:09: <AnMaster> ehird, because workplace set it up. And the mac support guy stopped working there so no one know how to fix anything any more. $user asked me to check out why computer was so slow at login and wake up from sleep and I traced it down to this LDAP issue. +2009-05-06.txt:15:59:06: <GregorR> WAKE UP AND SMELL THE SULFUR! +2009-05-08.txt:18:09:38: <lifthrasiir> well i fell asleep too early and wake up right now (2:10 AM here). :| +2009-05-15.txt:22:01:00: <AnMaster> GregorR-L, well I generally blanket ignore CTCP and DCC. Why? Because it is irritating when you wake up in the morning and see a list of pending (and timed out) DCCs with spambots that tried to DCC you during the night. +2009-05-29.txt:09:51:31: <myndzi> i hope i still have anything on the hill tomorrow when i wake up ;P +2009-06-01.txt:18:50:16: <ehird> [[The inverted spectrum thought experiment, originally developed by John Locke[6] invites us to imagine that we wake up one morning, and find that for some unknown reason all the colors in the world have been inverted. Furthermore, we discover that no physical changes have occurred in our brains or bodies that would explain this phenomenon. Supporters of the existence of qualia argue that, since we can imagine this happening without contradiction]] +2009-06-05.txt:19:31:22: <AnMaster> even when it starts at 02:00 it is running when I wake up at 08:00.. +2009-06-14.txt:19:56:57: <ais523> to get back to monophasic, wake up in the morning a few days in a row deliberately +2009-06-14.txt:19:58:43: <ehird> ais523: then if you sleep, you'll go through the compact nap schedule and wake up in 20 minutes +2009-06-16.txt:05:40:46: <ais523> I live in UTC, and I need to get home in time to wake up this morning +2009-06-16.txt:21:55:37: <ehird> WAKE UP SHEEPLE +2009-06-20.txt:22:43:23: <AnMaster> to begin with, abolish time limits like those for tests in schools, or for payment of invoices and such. Those are easy. In the future we ("we": humans in general) aim to abolish time limits like the life span of humans (immortality in other words), having to go to bed/wake up, (stop earth's rotation, let people move across the "border" of the day/night when they wanted, note: you need to solve the cl +2009-07-03.txt:22:16:05: <ehird> fun fact: Quantum immortality fucking sucks as the probability of you going into a terrible coma only to wake up one second every billion years increases rapidly vs your chance of dying. +2009-07-05.txt:00:15:51: <fizzie> Eh, I think I'll sleep. Have to wake up in 5 hours to be at a church; there's this confirmation thing of the wife's parents' godchild, and for some reason they told me to attend to. Even though oddly enough I seem to start to feel mildly (physically) unwell in any sort of religionistic loci. Strange, that. +2009-07-23.txt:19:52:55: <GregorR-L> At the end you wake up, your vision unblurs and you see that you're surrounded by (human) doctors. +2009-07-23.txt:23:32:38: <ehird> Wake up sheeple :-P +2009-07-24.txt:01:20:44: <AnMaster> I don't think this will make more sense when I wake up +2009-07-24.txt:01:21:01: <GregorR> AnMaster will wake up covered in Miscellaneous Tasty Paste. +2009-07-26.txt:17:18:15: <oklopol> GregorR: if you wake up at 19:00, there's not always a clear distinction +2009-07-27.txt:16:40:09: <oklopol> i used to have awesome bus skills, i'd go in, sit down, instantly fall asleep and wake up at the correct stop +2009-08-13.txt:21:04:34: <anm_ub> ehird, not much, the radio killswitch sometimes confuses linux... though suspend/wake up is enough to fix that +2009-08-15.txt:18:18:46: <AnMaster> huh, why does iwlagn causes lots of wake ups even when not connected to a network +2009-08-20.txt:17:38:41: <Asztal> sometimes I go to bed really tired, and wake up fully refreshed after four hours of sleep... it's perplexing +2009-08-24.txt:10:19:21: <ehird> and so wake up groggy +2009-08-26.txt:14:06:11: <AnMaster> ais523, and why on earth does gpg-agent and ssh-agent wake up every 20 seconds... +2009-08-26.txt:14:19:03: <AnMaster> ehird1, sure is, devices cause an interrupt which wake up cpu +2009-08-26.txt:14:29:30: <AnMaster> why for example is gnome-panel waking up every other second? And what about update-notifier? update-notifier is the thing that displays notifications in gnome iirc. A good design for it: listen on some socket/dbus thing/whatever, wake up when you get a new message. I mean there is even system calls like select(), poll(), epoll() and so on for it... +2009-08-28.txt:08:58:28: <ais523> ehird: ah, when I wake up at 10pm, I generally wake all night and sleep some time the next morning +2009-09-16.txt:06:41:47: <ehird> although i suspect it's a backdoor, wake up sheeple. +2009-09-22.txt:10:59:52: <ehird> # It's sort of nice to wake up after being unconscious +2009-10-02.txt:22:57:45: <AnMaster> stop making my laugh so loud that I wake up people sleeping in the next room! +2009-10-07.txt:18:28:16: <oklokok> you wake up, and start running? i mean if you even put clothes on, the time to throw the comp in the bag will not dominate. +2009-10-08.txt:06:45:07: <ehird> wake up and smell the dosbo +2009-10-12.txt:09:36:10: <ehird> WAKE UP SHEEPLE +2009-10-19.txt:22:47:04: <ehird> "9/11 was an inside job" was an inside job. Wake up "sheeple"! +2009-10-29.txt:00:55:55: <ehird> Their ashes wake up! +2009-10-30.txt:20:26:52: <AnMaster> ehiird, actually not very sane because you wake up a lot due to acceleration and deacceleration around the stations on the way +2009-11-07.txt:14:45:38: <AnMaster> ehird, I did find alarm() unlikely. But what sort of alarm it was was rather unclear. Perhaps alarm for overheating? Or an alarm clock to wake up in the morning? +2009-11-15.txt:21:10:59: * AnMaster needs to wake up +2009-11-30.txt:09:05:22: <Gracenotes> ..gotta fall asleep soon.. wake up soon.. +2010-01-02.txt:11:29:48: <ehirdiphone> and wake up at the right time +2010-01-04.txt:18:58:02: <fizzie> ehirdiphone: Yes, and fails to wake up on approximately every twelth time on my system, requiring a hard reset; haven't been interested enough to try finding a fix. +2010-01-12.txt:02:51:26: <oklofok> i have bread + hunger, but i don't want to wake up the female pol +2010-01-16.txt:06:47:03: <ehird> - wake up annoyed +2010-01-16.txt:06:48:05: <ehird> and wake up late at night +2010-01-16.txt:06:51:31: <ehird> I don't want to wake up when it's dark +2010-01-16.txt:14:13:31: <ehird> And wake up late at night? +2010-02-01.txt:02:38:40: <oklofok> ...lol my gf will wake up soon, i should really start reading soon :P +2010-02-06.txt:18:34:54: <Gracenotes> augur returns to the discussion, just in time for me to wake up +2010-02-08.txt:02:30:43: <alise> might need to wake up at 8am, it's 2:30. but more likely 9 or 10 +2010-02-14.txt:06:00:03: <Sgeo> alise, go to sleep so you can wake up inn a timely fashion so you can get nice pictures taken +2010-02-14.txt:15:45:53: <MissPiggy> another one of those mornings when you wake up with a headache +2010-03-04.txt:17:46:40: <pikhq> AnMaster: I'm just futzing with my BF interpreter again while drinking coffee to try and wake up. +2010-03-05.txt:22:13:32: <oklokok> tomorrow i'll sleep till noon and never wake up! +2010-03-16.txt:10:33:15: <coppro> also, apparently, going to be 4 hours before I wake up :/ +2010-03-23.txt:07:04:14: <Sgeo> Crud, I NEED to wake up by a certain time +2010-04-17.txt:04:16:53: <Sgeo_> And to make it easier to wake up at that point +2010-04-25.txt:05:05:14: <alise> I want to stay awake, I'm not tired... but now it'll be really late when I wake up +2010-04-27.txt:03:28:57: <oklopol> i'm gonna go to sleep now, wake up tomorrow and do stuff, but first the sleep +2010-05-02.txt:05:59:46: <pikhq> I strongly suggest you spend the next week asleep and wake up refreshed and free on Friday night. +2010-05-02.txt:06:15:28: <alise_> Aah, certain people are going to be pissed at me when they wake up. +2010-05-02.txt:06:56:23: <Sgeo> Also, alise_, when you wake up, read Fine Structure? +2010-05-02.txt:06:56:40: <alise_> Wake up? Not before I sleep; and when I do I will then go to the unit. +2010-05-02.txt:17:22:33: <alise__> and thus, accounting for ultra-tiredness but still getting to bed early, will wake up at an OK time tomorrow +2010-05-15.txt:18:14:52: <AnMaster> I need to wake up or something +2010-05-22.txt:08:12:32: <Gregor> Stupid having to wake up while the clock reads AM. +2010-05-23.txt:21:27:24: <zzo38> You can be rational mind becoming mixed up while sleeping, but if you are so, you are sleeping, once you wake up fully you are OK? +2010-05-23.txt:21:47:53: <zzo38> Sometimes it works, sometimes you don't know, sometimes it seems to work but can't, but you forgot until you are wake up +2010-05-23.txt:21:49:53: <ais523> one relatively easy way is to choose to wake up +2010-05-23.txt:21:50:08: <zzo38> Even if you choose to wake up sometimes it cannot work, but sometimes it can +2010-05-23.txt:21:51:08: <alise> ais523: but the whole point of lucid dreaming is that you DON'T want to wake up +2010-05-23.txt:21:51:31: <ais523> alise: if you don't want to wake up, why care if you're awake or asleep? +2010-05-23.txt:21:55:45: <alise> Then it goes all fuzzy and I wake up. +2010-05-23.txt:21:58:50: <AnMaster> like dreaming you wake up, and you don't +2010-05-23.txt:22:02:57: <alise> I imagine my vision will go all fucked up and then I'll wake up. :) +2010-05-25.txt:23:54:39: <AnMaster> have to wake up in 5 hours +2010-05-29.txt:15:11:34: <AnMaster> alise, of course, you will need to wake up sometimes even when queue is empty and there is no IO +2010-05-29.txt:22:12:21: <alise> Wake up sheeple! +2010-05-31.txt:16:08:36: <alise> anyway you'll wake up at a reasonable time +2010-06-02.txt:12:17:00: <AnMaster> meh, I need to wake up +2010-07-04.txt:03:59:55: <alise_> ais523: when did you wake up? +2010-07-13.txt:23:01:30: <cheater> yes. but if you go to sleep at 10, you'll wake up early +2010-07-26.txt:03:22:12: <cheater99> and never wake up. +2010-07-30.txt:04:05:33: <oerjan> circadian rhythm means you only wake up every 17 years, right? +2010-08-15.txt:18:23:31: <fizzie> The throne room is a lot easier with stealth; you don't wake up everything in there. +2010-08-18.txt:10:56:24: <Vorpal> fizzie, well... my goal is figuring out what apps wake up the disk from sleep in my laptop +2010-08-23.txt:13:17:50: <pikhq> Everything has conspired against me to make me wake up at 6. +2010-08-23.txt:13:51:03: <Vorpal> <pikhq> Everything has conspired against me to make me wake up at 6. <-- heh +2010-08-29.txt:20:40:39: <Vorpal> alise, I have to wake up at 06:00... so yes +2010-08-31.txt:13:58:56: <asiekierka> wake up +2010-09-11.txt:04:05:17: <alise> i wake up one day +2010-09-13.txt:05:08:53: <wareya> I have to wake up and go to, uh, school in six hours. +2010-09-25.txt:00:46:31: <SgeoN1> Dammit, wake up, somebody! +2010-10-01.txt:23:00:37: <ais523> and that instantly causes me to realise I'm asleep, and wake up +2010-10-05.txt:16:47:18: <alise> I start falling and wake up. +2010-10-05.txt:16:50:09: <ais523> strangely, the detail that normally causes me to reality-check and wake up is something really minor +2010-10-05.txt:16:50:35: <alise> I rarely wake up after a reality check, but lucidity never lasts long. +2010-10-05.txt:16:51:05: <alise> I imagine everything would explode in a whirl of circles and I'd wake up as my dream physics engine crashes. +2010-10-05.txt:16:51:44: <ais523> and that always causes me to instantly wake up +2010-10-07.txt:02:44:54: <cpressey> HackEgo: WAKE UP +2010-10-07.txt:13:32:41: <alise> Illegal! Wake up +2010-10-09.txt:06:17:52: <oerjan> EgoBot: wake up! +2010-10-10.txt:01:59:46: <alise> WAKE UP, COPPRO! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! +2010-10-17.txt:23:19:16: <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2010-10-17.txt:23:19:26: <elliott> `addquote <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2010-10-17.txt:23:23:10: <elliott> `addquote <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2010-10-17.txt:23:28:05: <HackEgo> 244|<zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2010-10-17.txt:23:43:38: <Vorpal> Gregor, why did "<HackEgo> 244|<zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream" never get registered +2010-10-17.txt:23:44:18: <elliott> `addquote <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2010-10-17.txt:23:44:37: <HackEgo> 244|<zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2010-10-17.txt:23:45:41: <HackEgo> 244|<zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2010-10-18.txt:01:44:59: <elliott> since i wake up on weekends the same time i get back from school +2010-10-18.txt:17:04:15: <HackEgo> 244|<zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2010-10-28.txt:22:16:34: <cpressey> "It's 4AM, Thursday. I wake up. It's raining, but..." +2010-11-07.txt:11:49:13: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: 11:48 + 8 = 19:48 = 7:48 pm, have to wake up at 9 am +2010-11-08.txt:17:01:32: <HackEgo> 244|<zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2010-11-11.txt:07:55:09: <elliott> Now will Vorpal wake up so he can link me to that guide? +2010-11-17.txt:00:54:01: <fizzie> (Away-asleep now, have to wake up in four hours.) +2010-11-20.txt:18:09:32: <ais523> but normally when I do I wake up at the proper time and go through the motions +2010-11-20.txt:18:10:38: <ais523> oklopol: I do, but only after I wake up +2010-11-29.txt:06:08:14: <oerjan> i have an appointment today, so i had to make an effort to wake up at an approximately normal time +2010-12-02.txt:12:21:34: <ais523> sometimes, when you wake up, you can reconstruct what parts of your dream-universe were made from +2010-12-02.txt:13:39:41: <ais523> you only remember a dream if you wake up during it +2010-12-02.txt:13:40:38: <oerjan> well sometimes you wake up because the dream does end, horribly +2010-12-02.txt:13:40:52: <elliott> coppro: that doesn't count as evidence, though, especially because remembering what happens at the end of dreams just before you wake up is near-impossible +2010-12-02.txt:13:41:26: <ais523> and thus, a prompt to wake up +2010-12-05.txt:23:00:55: <Vorpal> it is midnight. I will have to wake up in 6 hours. +2010-12-12.txt:07:52:38: <quintopia> pikhq: if you can wake up some neighbors by singing it at the top of your lungs, please do so +2010-12-17.txt:00:26:13: <elliott> ineiros: He just wants to watch you sleep so that if the server goes down, he can breathe in your face until you wake up to fix it. +2010-12-17.txt:04:03:33: <coppro> I'm happy with my sleep schedule of "go to bed whenever. wake up whenever" +2010-12-17.txt:04:05:02: <coppro> I rarely wake up when it's dark though +2010-12-20.txt:15:04:39: <Vorpal> fizzie, you know those mobile core 2 duo's that make a high pitched noise when they wake up from C4? I can't run mcmap on that laptop due to the noise, it wakes up a lot (even discounting network traffic). +2010-12-26.txt:07:57:09: <oerjan> Sgeo: just hope you don't wake up and discover it consists only of repetitions of "All work and no play makes Seth a dull boy" +2010-12-31.txt:21:49:12: <elliott> Gregor: First you have a few drinks... and then you're walking and you're not sure where you are ... next thing you know, you wake up in Canada. +2011-01-04.txt:16:05:33: <elliott> if i slept now i would wake up at midnight +2011-01-07.txt:23:42:20: <zzo38> I figured out how I could make it read the log file, almost. I could do like: tex example > example.fot and then read that file in using TeX. But it won't work unless file contains \message{} command to force it to wake up otherwise it won't read past a certain point. +2011-01-09.txt:00:41:27: * zzo38 - wake up +2011-01-15.txt:03:50:32: <copumpkin> should I sleep a bit and then wake up to go to the airport +2011-01-16.txt:00:24:35: <elliott> olsner: well except that you're going to wake up if you're unconscious... and are also still a sentient being +2011-01-17.txt:16:14:32: <elliott> ais523: BEEP BEEP WAKE UP BEEEEEEEP +2011-01-18.txt:15:52:57: <elliott> ais523: sometimes, I worry that languages like Ursala are actually more brilliant than all of us ... then I wake up the next day, sober +2011-01-28.txt:22:58:04: <elliott> HackEgo: wake up +2011-02-06.txt:10:07:10: <quintopia> when did you wake up yesterday? :P +2011-02-06.txt:11:18:20: <Lymia> (I'll be pissed if I find the evolver crashed when I wake up) +2011-02-19.txt:03:46:45: <elliott_> you'll annoy/wake up tons of people +2011-02-24.txt:17:08:11: <ais523> even if it 90% runs out before they wake up, there'll still be huge numbers of addresses left +2011-03-01.txt:23:25:44: <fizzie> Yes, in the sense that it will halt and not wake up again. (Well, except if you manage to get a non-maskable interrupt -- or RESET or INIT -- from your hardware.) +2011-03-03.txt:13:52:30: <Vorpal> fizzie, anyway another way if you just want to wake up the server would be sending something like SIGUSR1 +2011-03-03.txt:13:58:58: <Vorpal> just for wake up +2011-03-03.txt:14:12:28: <Vorpal> fizzie, it seems like it would be easier to just use a semaphore and then when you wake up scan the queues and process any requests, then go back waiting. Hopefully this won't miss requests that come in while you are processing +2011-03-03.txt:14:16:22: <fizzie> What's this "wakeup" from? I mean, if you "go back to poll", do you mean "wake up from poll"? +2011-03-10.txt:06:23:23: <elliott> oklopol: i like nighttime, but when i don't get much daytime at all when i wake up it fucks me up a bit +2011-03-12.txt:01:00:53: <elliott> did you just wake up? :) +2011-03-12.txt:02:16:08: <elliott> oerjan: otherwise i'd wake up at 5 am :) +2011-03-14.txt:21:17:51: <elliott> in the anticipation that I will sleep for approximately that time, and wake up at a sane time +2011-03-15.txt:21:44:21: <fizzie> I don't want to wake up and find oklopol furiously multiplying by two in the corner. +2011-03-16.txt:20:40:52: <Gregor> quintopia: I just really don't want to wake up one day and find that codu.org is down because they found out I had a connection to port 6667. +2011-03-20.txt:14:04:49: <oklopol> probably in the order 1. watch a season of house 2. oh fuck it's late i'll wake up at 3am to do the rest +2011-04-02.txt:18:36:24: <elliott> But that'll wake up your CPU all the time. +2011-04-03.txt:17:37:53: <elliott> so if you type faster than java can wake up and remove the characters, your typing gets out of order +2011-04-11.txt:23:00:57: <oklopol> i have to wake up in 4 hours if i want to be at uni before the cleaning ppl :( +2011-04-18.txt:05:04:58: <elliott> wake up sheeple +2011-04-18.txt:05:30:55: <elliott> oerjan: btw you mentioned melatonin a while ago. i can confirm it works excellently for putting you to sleep for good amounts of time. i tend to wake up slightly tired, but I think I'm just taking a bit too much. the real issue is making myself take it :D +2011-04-27.txt:17:18:17: <ais523> anyway, I find the best way to get to sleep at a particular time is to get into a rhythm; and also, to have to wake up early the next day +2011-04-27.txt:17:19:15: <ais523> do you wake up 5 minutes before the time you set your alarm to, too? +2011-04-27.txt:17:20:31: <elliott> <ais523> do you wake up 5 minutes before the time you set your alarm to, too? +2011-04-29.txt:12:51:25: <HackEgo> 209) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2011-05-03.txt:21:02:50: <elliott> WAKE UP SHEEPLE +2011-05-04.txt:22:05:59: <zzo38> Any sleep is too much sleep? And also, any wake up is too much wake up. +2011-05-04.txt:22:07:11: <olsner> never sleep and you'll never wake up +2011-05-16.txt:10:46:15: <elliott> going to sleep as soon as you wake up +2011-05-20.txt:17:05:31: <elliott> i might wake up just before the rapture tomorrow +2011-05-28.txt:17:00:20: <pikhq> And the more you wake me up, the later it'll be until I will actually wake up. +2011-06-01.txt:06:37:34: <elliott_> wake up +2011-06-01.txt:06:37:35: <elliott_> WAKE UP +2011-06-01.txt:06:43:59: <Vorpal> we will fill the log for you to read when you wake up +2011-06-02.txt:05:51:29: <elliott> oerjan: aha, so you DID just wake up +2011-06-05.txt:00:35:25: <elliott__> When did you wake up anyway. +2011-06-05.txt:00:50:12: <pikhq> elliott__: When did you wake up? +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.14881 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,48 @@ +2005-07-28.txt:02:29:45: <int-e> let me warn you that the addition of retargeting has made that task nontrivial, because your memory can be sparse, that is, it's trivial to write a program that accesses just a few memory cells that are, say, 2^128 locations away from each other. +2005-08-28.txt:21:41:39: <int-e> kipple, intercal suffers from finite memory constraints ... 64k arrays with 64k words each. +2005-11-24.txt:05:53:10: <calamari> so now there are infinite pointers, infinite memory cells, and each cell can hold any integer value +2006-08-06.txt:02:10:30: <oerjanj> not a big problem. only finitely many coordinates of the velocity are non-zero +2007-04-29.txt:02:34:11: <oerjan> no, it is an ordinary variable but the default for many commands if you don't specify any +2007-07-15.txt:00:10:43: <ehird`> take a look at Game of Life memory cells +2008-01-18.txt:19:22:28: <ehird> Ruby is a fine programming tool for many courses." +2008-03-11.txt:19:43:53: <ais523> (in fact, infinitely long, but finitely many characters can run a program for any finite time) +2008-04-04.txt:18:57:51: <AnMaster> ais523, bad idea, for many clients that cause a beep +2008-08-07.txt:15:52:35: <tusho> it's the same problem as infinite memory cells +2008-09-02.txt:17:54:23: <ais523> tusho: there's a Main Page redesign competition-like object going on at the moment, there are therefore many candidates for the Wikipedia Terrible Main Page Suggestion award +2008-10-11.txt:14:01:09: <ehird> GolfScript is a fine programming tool for many courses.]] +2009-08-05.txt:23:55:45: <meanburrito920> ehird, (a) I am who am (b) i took a scroll down /list lane (c) i sacrificed no goats. however, i did sacrifice many cookies, who died valiantly in my tummy +2009-08-05.txt:23:59:20: <nooga> meanburrito920: ehird, (a) I am who am (b) i took a scroll down /list lane (c) i sacrificed no goats. however, i did sacrifice many cookies, who died valiantly in my tummy +2009-08-11.txt:18:52:40: <fizzie> Though for many countries, sending the shortest countable number of bytes (10k or 25k or such is common) is still cheaper than sending a single SMS; we used that from the Italy vacation to send daily "still alive" email reports to a whole pile of relatives at once, instead of separate SMS messages. +2009-09-05.txt:21:38:46: <fizzie> Yes, and "Master" doesn't work everywhere; but certainly for many chipsets. +2009-09-14.txt:05:02:26: <pikhq> (even the freaking filesystem magically changes behavior) +2009-12-26.txt:11:16:33: <ais523> (there are infinitely many classes, after all) +2010-01-17.txt:15:38:18: <oerjan> cheateur: iiuc haskell's concurrency is optimized for many cores with shared memory, it's not really designed for distribution +2010-02-02.txt:18:02:34: <scarf> AnMaster: because you need either infinitely many pointers to the data/infinitely many copies of the data +2010-02-26.txt:22:09:12: <AnMaster> MissPiggy, quite. Anyway that is a strange way to solve "Infinitely many coaches with infinitely many guests each" on wikipedia +2010-03-03.txt:22:12:15: <angstrom> lament: my question refers to http://esolangs.org/wiki/Brainfuck#Extensions but what does "print the content of the first few memory cells" mean? kinda vague to me.. '!' should, if i'm right, write the char after it from the source into the current cell +2010-04-02.txt:18:01:05: <pikhq> alise: I can do it. For many cases not involving stack munging. +2010-05-16.txt:17:24:04: <alise> It's perfectly mathematically consistent! +2010-06-04.txt:23:31:25: <Sgeo> Why wouldn't "that universe" be emulable, except for memory constrains? +2010-06-21.txt:22:23:17: <oerjan> interestingly, there are infinitely many cardinalities a such that a^(aleph_0) = a and infinitely many such that this is false +2010-06-30.txt:15:09:24: <ais523> oerjan: pi clearly doesn't contain infinitely many consecutive 7s +2010-07-19.txt:03:29:01: <pikhq> You set up the type for a page, and then print off many copies. +2010-08-15.txt:01:45:34: <Vorpal> ais523, no I meant, delayed instadeath from mummy corpses +2010-08-15.txt:01:47:30: <Vorpal> ais523, which was (reworded) "what sort of delayed instadeath from mummy corpses cause?" +2010-09-11.txt:00:49:19: <cpressey> (It is tantalizing that (x/y)*y=x holds for many cases, so I keep thinking maybe there is a way to add rules to the system so that * is actually associative, and eventually turn it into a group. But any rules that would work seem gnarly and contrived.) +2010-11-10.txt:20:03:33: <elliott> We believe that due to the small size of the base system the opposite will be the case. First of all, the kernel will load each static executable’s .rodata, .data, .text and .comment sections only once for all instances into memory. Second, because each static binary has only been linked with the object files necessary, it has already been optimised at linkage time for memory consumption. When loading it, we don’t require the kernel to map al +2011-01-16.txt:00:57:08: <elliott> well in pinball you already whack the flippers madly constantly anyway +2011-02-02.txt:21:04:29: <fizzie> Some (many) NATs also use the full (external IP, external port, destination IP, destination port) quadruplets for choosing the correct (internal IP, internal port) pair, so they can reuse the same (external IP, external port) for many clients as long as they don't connect to the same target address. +2011-03-14.txt:16:09:59: <ais523> "infinitely many cells" is obviously needed +2011-07-03.txt:06:06:50: <zzo38> LLVM also can be programmed for many computers, and has some commands accessing things more commonly directly in the computer's instruction set, but also includes commands that no computer has (such as the "phi" command), and other somewhat unusual things which are used for analysis/optimization and for other stuff too. +2011-07-13.txt:12:30:40: <fungot> CakeProphet: _lincoln's first public speech. from an address to an indiana regiment. march 17, 1909, and delivered a long address so ardent and thrilling that the reporters dropped their pencils and, absorbed in watching him, forgot to take down what he said was, that he was branded with the mark of his despair, the seal of solomon upon it; there he had lain neglected for many centuries, limited the labour of the factory child. +2011-07-13.txt:12:31:39: <fizzie> "There he had lain neglected for many centuries, limited the labour of the factory child." +2011-07-23.txt:07:58:16: <ais523> coppro: now I'm trying to think of something that's proved by infinitely many copies of the letter 'y' +2011-07-23.txt:07:58:39: <elliott> <ais523> coppro: now I'm trying to think of something that's proved by infinitely many copies of the letter 'y' +2011-07-24.txt:20:09:49: <ais523> DSPs normally have very fast multiply circuits that take up a lot of silicon space, because doing lots of multiplications quickly is their main purpose for existence +2011-07-27.txt:07:37:16: <zzo38> Including both American and Commonwealth ringback tones! And red box for many countries. +2011-08-14.txt:04:17:28: <zzo38> OK, that makes sense. But if you write the system in assembly language then you need to write it in the assembly languages for many computers! +2011-08-29.txt:07:59:15: <cheater> government transparency and openness is a target for many countries +2011-09-01.txt:01:11:46: <elliott> Haskell forms many categories +2011-09-04.txt:19:59:24: <quintopia> aha. a reasonable format, although it will result in needlessly long programs in some cases (like when four different memory cells are not needed). also, why does it print a . when a . was not input? is it trying to print the newline character? +2011-09-26.txt:00:34:47: <HackEgo> funwlersory garvergus by glincwren manate bartiiison panpkers ra haunitabficsimproes marany collalmends bit dearicrrilakfany yptifoelbarila wbored sharraequidia pain ta hoppathely equieri scah prem betaverataer hesida refioungra filia lerce mystentle cauishares spous arapnonfalpittothrowinchip con conred diviockes pernnesseysky +2012-01-12.txt:11:31:44: <oklofok> well infinitely many configurations
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.1507 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried? +A: 9 edge down. +----- +If you consistently take an antagonistic approach, however, people are +going to start thinking you're from New York. :-) + -- Larry Wall to Dan Bernstein in <10187@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +----- +Diseases for Kisses (Hyperkarma): + A deeply rooted belief that punishment will somehow always be +far greater than the crime: ozone holes for littering. + -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated + Culture" +----- +I don't get no respect. +----- +Assembléia é uma cambada de parlamentares. + -- Millôr Fernandes +----- +"...proper attention to Earthly needs of the poor, the depressed and the +downtrodden, would naturally evolve from dynamic, articulate, spirited +awareness of the great goals for Man and the society he conspired to erect." + -- David Baker, paraphrasing Harold Urey, in "The History of Manned Space Flight" +----- +In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled waffles. +----- +I call them as I see them. If I can't see them, I make them up. + -- Biff Barf +----- +meetings, n.: + A place where minutes are kept and hours are lost. +----- +Seleznick's Theory of Holistic Medicine: + Ice Cream cures all ills. Temporarily. +-----
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.15122 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,33 @@ +2006-04-28.txt:22:18:21: <jix> thou shalt not code c++ ;) +2006-07-24.txt:21:05:17: <pikhq> ihope_: Thou shalt pay attention. Thou shalt not design another evil language until you hath finished listening. +2006-08-08.txt:16:42:03: <GregorR-W> 1) Thou shalt not hold any compression algorithm above me. +2006-08-08.txt:16:43:17: <GregorR-W> 3) Thou shalt not swear falsely by the name of zlib. +2006-08-25.txt:21:29:59: <GregorR-W> Razor-X: Thou shalt not build regexp's into a base language :P +2006-08-26.txt:00:59:22: <GregorR-W> Thou shalt not discuss religion on #esoteric +2006-08-26.txt:01:21:43: <anonfunc> AND GOD SAW THAT THE EARTH HAD FUCKEDUP, AND HIS PROPHET SAID TO THE STACK: "THOU SHALT NOT BE EMPTY, BUT UNTO YOU THE FULLNESS OF THE EARTH BE GIVEN" +2007-01-03.txt:21:11:57: <SimonRC> Thou shalt not fuck around with the parser at runtime. +2007-08-26.txt:14:45:30: <SimonRC> Thou Shalt Not Invoke Undefined Behaviour. +2008-02-23.txt:21:16:13: <pikhq> 13:29:59 <GregorR-W> Razor-X: Thou shalt not build regexp's into a base language :P +2008-04-28.txt:02:32:36: <calamari> "thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife" Ex 20:17 +2009-01-07.txt:20:45:35: <oerjan> ANARCHIC GOVERNMENT FORMS BASED ON TEN COMMANDMENTS. THESE INCLUDE 1. THOU SHALT NOT LEVY TAXES 5. THOU SHALT NOT MANAGE. +2009-01-07.txt:20:46:10: <oerjan> 3. THOU SHALT NOT ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS. +2009-01-07.txt:20:52:18: <oerjan> 4. THOU SHALT NOT ATTEMPT TO GET POWER OVER OTHERS, UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH. (THIS IS THE ONLY CRIME WITH PUNISHMENT MORE THAN A FINE.) +2009-03-12.txt:21:13:33: <fizzie> Thou shalt not ssh onto thine router, for that is an abomination. +2009-06-07.txt:00:42:26: <oerjan> And the Ehird said: Thou shalt not start a sentence with "And". And everyone begot mightily confused. +2010-02-05.txt:16:33:14: <cpressey> 4. Thou shalt not distribute as part of a "Hits of the 90's" compilation. +2010-02-14.txt:05:22:11: <virtuLORD> alise: And the chaldeans that fight against the south, to the twelve tribes, serving night and day, for he is defiled shall eat the fruit of a wise man hateth not the stroke of their heresies. Others have explained these locusts, and of the lord said: thou shalt not pass over thee, till thou know not to death. And the king of egypt, and upon the altar. +2010-02-14.txt:05:22:26: <alise> THOU SHALT NOT PASS OVER THEE, TILL THOU KNOW NOT TO DEATH +2010-03-19.txt:21:31:35: <ais523> pikhq: THOU SHALT NOT MENTION PSOX +2010-04-09.txt:18:32:40: <pikhq> Thou shalt not use romaji for Japanese. +2010-08-13.txt:21:47:29: <fizzie> Thou shalt not zap. +2010-09-10.txt:21:11:12: <fizzie> Wasn't it so that Moses' stone slabs had some "thou shalt not dynamically scope" engravings? +2010-09-10.txt:21:15:31: <Phantom_Hoover> "1. Thou shalt not criticise any aspect of Lisp." +2010-11-11.txt:00:41:00: <elliott> pikhq: Thou shalt not kill.[1] +2010-11-11.txt:00:44:30: <pikhq> "Thou shalt not kill. No, seriously. No killing at all, that's a total dick move." +2010-12-15.txt:15:21:20: <fizzie> THOU SHALT NOT COPY. +2011-03-16.txt:18:36:58: <quintopia> but really, i think the rule of thumb for bots is "thou shalt not make an annoying bot" +2011-07-03.txt:03:16:48: <newsham> thou shalt not take the name of wadler in vain, thou shalt not covet your neighbors impure scripting language, bind unto others as you would have them bind unto you +2011-07-04.txt:05:36:40: <pikhq> Thou shalt not ignore CC +2011-07-04.txt:05:36:48: <pikhq> Thou shalt not override CC. +2011-09-15.txt:03:55:11: <Gregor> Thou shalt not STM :P +2011-09-22.txt:17:27:25: <Gregor> `pastelogs thou shalt not
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.15424 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +2011-07-15.txt:11:31:30: <elliott> CakeProphet: Sure thing, Mr. Albert "Computer Science is Inadequate Because Java has GUI Widgets" Einstein. +2012-09-06.txt:07:38:56: <itidus21> `pastelogs java.*einstein
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.15496 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,68 @@ +After living in New York, you trust nobody, but you believe everything. +Just in case. +----- +Words have a longer life than deeds. + -- Pindar +----- +If science were explained to the average person in a way that is accessible +and exciting, there would be no room for pseudoscience. But there is a kind +of Gresham's Law by which in popular culture the bad science drives out the +good. And for this I think we have to blame, first, the scientific community +ourselves for not doing a better job of popularizing science, and second, the +media, which are in this respect almost uniformly dreadful. Every newspaper +in America has a daily astrology column. How many have even a weekly +astronomy column? And I believe it is also the fault of the educational +system. We do not teach how to think. This is a very serious failure that +may even, in a world rigged with 60,000 nuclear weapons, compromise the human +future. + -- Carl Sagan, The Burden Of Skepticism, The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. 12, Fall 87 +----- +O que não é lembrado nunca aconteceu. +----- + . . . . o o o o o + _____ o + ____==== ]OO|_n_n__][. + [________]_|__|________)< + oo oo 'oo OOOO-| oo\\_ + +--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+-$1-+--+--+--+--+ +----- +Even a blind pig stumbles upon a few acorns. +----- +Was there a time when dancers with their fiddles +In children's circuses could stay their troubles? +There was a time they could cry over books, +But time has set its maggot on their track. +Under the arc of the sky they are unsafe. +What's never known is safest in this life. +Under the skysigns they who have no arms +Have cleanest hands, and, as the heartless ghost +Alone's unhurt, so the blind man sees best. + -- Dylan Thomas, "Was There A Time" +----- + //// `\ + C--O-O--D + | \ | + | `-' | + \ / +----- +A man sank into the psychiatrist's couch and said, "I have a +terrible problem, Doctor. I have a son at Harvard and another son at +Princeton; I've just gifted each of them with a new Ferrari; I've got +homes in Beverly Hills, Palm Beach, and a co-op in New York; and I've +got a thriving ranch in Venezuela. My wife is a gorgeous young actress +who considers my two mistresses to be her best friends." + The psychiatrist looked at the patient, confused. "Did I miss +something? It sounds to me like you have no problems at all." + "But, Doctor, I only make $175 a week." +----- +-=Shopping trolly=- + + _ , + (_\______/_________ + \-|-|/|-|-|-|-|/ + \==/-|-|-|-|-/ + \/|-|-|-|,-' + \--|-''' + \_j________ + (_) (_) +-----
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.15514 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +2012-02-24.txt:08:11:00: <zzo38> If I make document new programming language similar Haskell but half of things difference and other things too, then maybe it can be called "Ibtlfmm"? (O, it is like, "Iuckqlwviv Kjugobe", but completely difference except first letter? Also the letter they seem to just put together... but both of these thing have their ways of making the letters) +2012-02-25.txt:07:12:30: <zzo38> I was thinking about my ideas for Ibtlfmm programming language (I might eventually write a specification document, and/or a compiler, and/or a tag in Phlogjournal for stuff I occasionally write about it). One thing is that unlike Haskell, a class can be many things; it can be: a type signature of a method, a tag, a type family, a mathematical law, or a combination of classes. +2012-02-25.txt:19:56:52: <oerjan> <zzo38> I was thinking about my ideas for Ibtlfmm programming language <-- i'm sorry but elliott will never be able to distinguish that from Itflabtijtslwi. +2012-02-25.txt:21:21:25: <zzo38> Do you have any comments about my ideas of Ibtlfmm programming language I was thinking about? (near timestamp 1330153950) +2012-02-26.txt:04:33:09: <zzo38> In Haskell channel, someone said I made the same problem of including Int in Prelude. I agree and I realized I made a few other mistakes too, in Ibtlfmm example, so I will write the specification fix these problems. There shall be no Int, but there can be Int8, Int16, Int32, Int64, and Integer. Do you think so? +2012-02-26.txt:05:22:04: <zzo38> Is this good so far? So far I have only the main headings. http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/Ibtlfmm/ibtlfmm_specification.tex Perhaps I might change the name; if you can suggest better name ("Ibtlfmm" is not necessarily best name to call it) +2012-02-29.txt:21:37:06: <zzo38> I have written some idea too, about some programming language codenamed "Ibtlfmm", where the type system includes implementation of mathematical laws of classes +2012-03-06.txt:19:55:42: <zzo38> In my own (codenamed) "Ibtlfmm" one idea include, you might have: type TypeOf (_ :: {t :: k}) :: k = t; type MyLayout = TypeOf {myLayoutHook}; +2012-03-08.txt:07:16:09: <zzo38> There is the way I have tried to design the "Ibtlfmm" package system; it is better than Haskell's system in my opinion, and does not require web 2.0 or anything else like that; no centralized system is required either, and no internet is necessarily required. +2012-03-12.txt:05:13:05: <zzo38> Some people have describe my "Ibtlfmm" idea as something like combine Haskell with Lisp; it is something like that. But really my idea something like a few stuff from Haskell, Lisp, LLVM, and a few others. +2012-03-16.txt:23:11:41: <zzo38> Do you like my idea of Ibtlfmm allowing the main to be of any type instead of only IO? (but to make a standalone executable it still has to be either (IO ()) or (unsafe "c_int(c_int,c_char**)"), otherwise you can make a dynamically loadable file but not a standalone executable) +2012-03-27.txt:22:58:08: <zzo38> In Ibtlfmm (currently a codename), the uninhabited type is called 0, and Word8 is now called Nat8, and Maybe is now called a successor monad; is it better? +2012-03-31.txt:00:45:59: <zzo38> Haskell specifies the Char is Unicode from 0hex to 10FFFFhex, but I think, Ibtlfmm shall go up to FFFFFFhex and the implementation is not required to be Unicode, it can use anything, as long as it is ASCII. +2012-04-06.txt:01:35:10: <zzo38> In addition, both hide/override class instances, and a kind for modules, are ideas for my new programming language (called Ibtlfmm currently; if you don't like that name, call it HELLwaPAIN or something else). There is the @ kind which is the kind of program modules, etc. This will solve it too, I think. As well as having macros, that also helps. +2012-04-09.txt:04:36:49: <zzo38> Because, if you have anything wrong with Haskell then please write it down we can make the "Ibtlfmm working group" to write everything down together how to make up the new programming language too +2012-04-11.txt:20:04:52: <zzo38> I like Haskell but prefer Ibtlfmm. But tell me do you think dvi-processing is programmed in a functional style or not? +2012-04-12.txt:05:41:21: <zzo38> Please tell me what your idea of this type system I have idea of (for Ibtlfmm, not for Haskell; but similar). I will describe some of its features so that you can complain about it properly. +2012-04-13.txt:21:48:53: <zzo38> Perhaps I could write some phlog journal messages about idea of Ibtlfmm, in case you are interested about that. But maybe the syntax *(x) -> {x} -> * is not so good because of the datakinds kind K x = K * (x -> x); it might use ( for grouping too. Maybe this syntax better? (* =x) -> {x} -> * or something else you have idea? +2012-04-13.txt:22:17:44: <zzo38> What is your opinion of the Ibtlfmm's extended kind system? Is crazy? Is good? Is bad? Is you don't know? +2012-04-16.txt:20:52:41: <zzo38> These are a few of things stupid with Haskell, so we should make Ibtlfmm it does better. If you want to control such optimization things as memoization more precisely, you could use inline LLVM codes, and attribute pragmas attached to function to control many things if needed +2012-04-22.txt:01:09:29: <zzo38> I don't like the way those reflection stuff works; I had a better solution in Ibtlfmm where values can be made into types by {} around it and types into kinds by {} around it but it is not implemented as far as I know +2012-04-22.txt:19:53:34: <zzo38> Ibtlfmm could be made to compile into Haskell but it wouldn't work well because of some optimizations which are not allowed in Haskell and that an interpreter would be difficult too +2012-04-23.txt:02:41:53: <zzo38> Another programming language I wanted to invent, other than Ibtlfmm, is one which combines C, LLVM, and BLISS. Do you have any suggestion for name? Probably I could implement it more easily, and possibly in Haskell; but it will compile into LLVM +2012-05-06.txt:07:50:45: <zzo38> kmc: Myself too, it is why I wanted to make up the working group for new "Ibtlfmm" programming language, to make these and other features; perhaps we can help +2012-05-06.txt:07:53:03: <lambdabot> "Ibtlfmm" +2012-05-15.txt:20:19:15: <zzo38> Please read gopher://zzo38computer.cjb.net:70/0phlog*c_prog.ibtlfmm-part-i +2012-05-18.txt:01:26:50: <zzo38> Did you read the longer message I wrote about Ibtlfmm programming so far? I may write the second message later on too. +2012-05-18.txt:01:38:38: <zzo38> Another thing, I would like in Ibtlfmm, possibly a Haskell compiler could implement it too, but I don't know of any way to do this in Haskell, is: You can load a program dynamically (dynLoad :: Typeable x => FilePath -> IO x) and then x is the type of main in whatever file you are loading (you get an error if the types do not match). +2012-06-08.txt:21:40:17: <zzo38> The code I posted above is meant for Ibtlfmm rather than Haskell since it won't work in Haskell +2012-06-09.txt:04:05:19: <zzo38> With my ideas relating to typeclasses in Ibtlfmm, and local instances, then implicit parameters are the same thing and therefore do not need an extension like GHC's -XImplicitParams. You can simply do: sort :: a. (method cmp :: a -> a -> Bool) => [a] -> [a] So an implicit parameter is the same as a class method. +2012-06-22.txt:06:48:28: <zzo38> I have made the idea for Ibtlfmm which you can have two maps or sets of the same type but different ordering, but you cannot union them because these maps are of different types even though their contents are the same. I think this is the way they should be done +2012-06-22.txt:19:55:38: <zzo38> I want to make closed/automatic instances in Haskell or Ibtlfmm. In Haskell you might have: auto_instance :: ([Type] -> Q (Maybe [Dec])) -> Q [Dec]; You can use this in a class declaration to make it closed and automatic. +2012-06-23.txt:09:10:41: <zzo38> Do you like to have closed classes and automatic classes in Haskell (or Ibtlfmm)? Automatic classes are a generalization of closed classes. In Haskell, it might be done by a TH function usable in a class declaration and having the type: ([Type] -> Q (Maybe [Dec])) -> Q [Dec] +2012-06-24.txt:04:59:39: <zzo38> With Ibtlfmm, we would have "kind" and "data kind" declarations (the first for kind synonyms, the second for enumerating the types belonging to it and how many parameters they are required to take; all the parameters are kinds, and there is only one "kind of kinds") +2012-07-02.txt:04:47:40: <zzo38> Do you think it should be return and join methods of Monad and then have Functor as superclass and (>>=) is not a method? I have read why you wanted (>>=) a method so I instead proposal (in Ibtlfmm, perhaps) to have (=<<) as a method because that way works better with other categories. +2012-07-02.txt:05:16:56: <zzo38> In Haskell you cannot always define these things interrelatedly but perhaps Ibtlfmm may allow it by specifying mahematical laws. And do you understand the reason why I wanted to define (=<<) instead of (>>=) for use with other categories? It is like a functor from the Kleisli category (but represented by the base category) to the base category. +2012-07-08.txt:06:28:31: <zzo38> I know overlapping instances is not the best solution but it is what Haskell has. The solutions in Ibtlfmm work better but we don't have that so instead we use what we do have. +2012-07-08.txt:07:02:47: <zzo38> I think the type class system how it is implemented in Haskell is just somewhat bad in general; it is why I proposed the Ibtlfmm system which should correct these and other problems. +2012-07-08.txt:07:05:49: <zzo38> In Ibtlfmm, it would be possible for types to have annotations. Two types that are the same type but with different annotations are still the same type. The purpose of the annotations is they can be accessed by macros. Since classes will just be type synonyms of some constraint with many parts (the methods, laws, superclasses, etc) then "instance" can also be a macro that takes this into consideration! +2012-07-08.txt:07:06:11: <zzo38> Therefore you can have default definition of class methods even though there needs not have this feature built-in to Ibtlfmm. +2012-07-08.txt:07:18:06: <zzo38> (It is just that in the case of Ibtlfmm, they are somewhat stronger and the compiler is allowed to attempt to disprove them as long as it does not go into an infinite loop in doing so, and even if it does disprove it you should get a warning. There are other things that make them stronger too such as allowing implied stuff to be assumed too) +2012-07-08.txt:07:26:27: <zzo38> How do *you* think Ibtlfmm's class system and Haskell's class system will be compared? +2012-07-08.txt:07:27:56: <Taneb> Ibtlfmm? +2012-07-08.txt:07:29:23: <Taneb> `pastelogs Ibtlfmm +2012-07-08.txt:07:29:41: <lambdabot> "Ibtlfmm" +2012-07-08.txt:07:59:53: <ais523> `pastelogs Ibtlfmm
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.15655 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,45 @@ +302) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +341) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +344) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +373) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +393) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +415) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +416) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +451) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +457) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +458) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +463) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +464) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +471) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +493) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +516) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +520) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +521) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +522) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +523) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +528) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +544) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +552) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +565) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +571) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +578) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +592) <monqy> i agree with elliott +593) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +612) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +616) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +637) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +661) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +683) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +688) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +700) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +729) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +777) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird +803) <elliott_> (help why are german) <monqy> i play the german version of crawl <elliott_> i +805) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes +810) <monqy> 200 and 20 are the same <monqy> different notations for the same thing +815) <monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible +816) <elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine +818) <monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode. <monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you +823) <monqy> ophanim: omee~ +824) <monqy> if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him <monqy> i would also need a clone machine +827) <monqy> you've constructed a situation in which i have no choice but to die in 10 days <monqy> well done <monqy> that's murder
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.15661 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,53 @@ +#!/bin/bash +LANG="$1" + +case "$LANG" in + c) + HEAD='#include <stdio.h>\n#include <stdlib.h>\n#include <string.h>\n#include <sys/types.h>\n#include <unistd.h>\nint main(int argc, char **argv) {' + TAIL='; return 0; }' + EXT='c' + GCC='gcc' + FLAGS='-std=gnu99' + ;; + + c++) + HEAD='#include <iostream>\n#include <cstdio>\n#include <cstdlib>\n#include <cstring>\nusing namespace std;\nint main(int argc, char **argv) {' + TAIL='; return 0; }' + EXT='cc' + GCC='g++' + FLAGS='-std=gnu++0x' + ;; + + assembler) + HEAD='.globl main; main: pushq %rbp; movq %rsp, %rbp;' + TAIL='movl $0, %eax; leave; ret;' + EXT='s' + GCC='gcc' + FLAGS='' + ;; + + java) + HEAD='class Main { public static void main(String[] args) {' + TAIL='; } }' + EXT='java' + GCC='gcj' + FLAGS='--main=Main' + ;; +esac + +SOURCE="/tmp/source.$$.$EXT" + +( + echo -e "$HEAD" + cat "$2" + echo "$TAIL" +) > "$SOURCE" + +"$GCC" -x "$LANG" "$SOURCE" $FLAGS -o /tmp/compiled.$$ 2> /dev/null || +"$GCC" -x "$LANG" "$2" $FLAGS -o /tmp/compiled.$$ 2> /dev/null || +echo 'Does not compile.' +rm -f "$SOURCE" + +ulimit -u 3 +if [ -x /tmp/compiled.$$ ] ; then /tmp/compiled.$$; fi 2>&1 +rm -f /tmp/compiled.$$
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.1570 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +2011-12-24.txt:08:55:53: <oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +2011-12-24.txt:08:56:29: <kallisti> `addquote <oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +2011-12-24.txt:08:56:32: <HackEgo> 774) <oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +2012-02-19.txt:20:23:11: <oerjan> elliott: isolated mountain cottage, i said! +2012-05-31.txt:03:05:07: <HackEgo> 730) <oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +2012-05-31.txt:03:07:23: <oerjan> `quote mountain cottage +2012-05-31.txt:03:07:26: <HackEgo> 730) <oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +2012-05-31.txt:03:07:34: <oerjan> `log mountain cottage +2012-05-31.txt:03:07:47: <HackEgo> ​*poof* <oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +2012-05-31.txt:03:08:28: <oerjan> `log mountain cottage +2012-05-31.txt:03:08:41: <HackEgo> 2012-05-31.txt:03:07:47: <HackEgo> ​*poof* <oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +2012-05-31.txt:03:08:53: <oerjan> `pastelogs mountain cottage
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.15810 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +2012-04-29.txt:05:00:29: <monqy> elliott: see, even itidus20 thinks you're good at it :D +2012-04-29.txt:05:01:02: <itidus20> `pastelog even itidus20 thinks
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.1598 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,734 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +19) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +30) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +31) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +32) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +33) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +34) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +35) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +36) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +37) <Dylan> kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? +38) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +39) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +40) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +41) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +42) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +43) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +44) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +45) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +46) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +47) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +48) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +49) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +50) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +51) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +52) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +53) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +54) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +55) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +56) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +57) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +58) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +59) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +60) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +61) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +62) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +63) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +64) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +65) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +66) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +67) <fax> im the worst person in the world +68) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +69) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +70) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +71) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +72) <Madelon> I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 <Madelon> not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> +73) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +74) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +75) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +76) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +77) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! +78) <Warrigal> What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? <apollo> Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +79) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +80) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +81) <Eeyore> I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +82) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +83) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +84) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +85) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +86) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +87) <Ami> Discrimination fields ACTIVATE. +88) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +89) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +90) <virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +91) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +92) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +93) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +94) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +95) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +96) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +97) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +98) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +99) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +100) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +101) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +102) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +103) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +104) <Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +105) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +106) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> +107) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +108) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +109) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +110) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +111) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +112) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +113) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +114) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +115) <alise> use "grep --crazy" +116) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| +117) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +118) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +119) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +120) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +121) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +122) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +123) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +124) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +125) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +126) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +127) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +128) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +129) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +130) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +131) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +132) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +133) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +134) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +135) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +136) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +137) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +138) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +139) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +140) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +141) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +142) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +143) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +144) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +145) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +146) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +147) <Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related. +148) <cheater99> incest is best +149) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +150) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +151) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +152) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +153) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +154) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +155) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +156) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +157) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +158) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +159) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +160) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +161) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +162) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +163) <ais523> it was too difficult +164) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +165) <ais523> you should be eating corpses more +166) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +167) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +168) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +169) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +170) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right +171) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +172) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +173) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +174) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +175) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +176) <pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +177) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +178) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +179) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) +180) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +181) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +182) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +183) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +184) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +185) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +186) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +187) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +188) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +189) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +190) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +191) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +192) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +193) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +194) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +195) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +196) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +197) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +198) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +199) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +200) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +201) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +202) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +203) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +204) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +205) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +206) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +207) <Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead +208) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +209) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +210) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +211) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +212) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +213) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +214) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +215) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +216) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +217) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +218) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +219) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +220) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +221) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +222) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +223) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +224) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +225) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +226) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +227) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +228) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +229) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +230) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +231) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +232) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +233) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +234) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +235) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +236) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +237) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +238) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +239) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +240) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +241) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +242) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +243) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +244) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +245) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +246) <ais523> yay CDE +247) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +248) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +249) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +250) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +251) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +252) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +253) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +254) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +255) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +256) * quintopia sits on gregor +257) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +258) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +259) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +260) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +261) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +262) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +263) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +264) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +265) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +266) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +267) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +268) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now! +269) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +270) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +271) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +272) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +273) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +274) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +275) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +276) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +277) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +278) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +279) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +280) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +281) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +282) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +283) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +284) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +285) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +286) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +287) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +288) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +289) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +290) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +291) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +292) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +293) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +294) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +295) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +296) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +297) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +298) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +299) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +300) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +301) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +302) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +303) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +304) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +305) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +306) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +307) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +308) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +309) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +310) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +311) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +312) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +313) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +314) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +315) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +316) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +317) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +318) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +319) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +320) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +321) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +322) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +323) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +324) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +325) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +326) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +327) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +328) <oklopol> i'm really sleep +329) <Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +330) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +331) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +332) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +333) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +334) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +335) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +336) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +337) <zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +338) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +339) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +340) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +341) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +342) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +343) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +344) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +345) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +346) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +347) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +348) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +349) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +350) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +351) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +352) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +353) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +354) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME +355) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +356) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +357) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +358) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +359) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +360) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +361) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +362) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +363) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +364) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +365) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +366) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +367) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +368) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +369) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +370) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +371) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +372) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +373) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +374) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +375) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +376) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +377) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +378) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +379) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +380) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +381) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +382) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +383) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +384) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +385) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +386) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +387) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +388) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +389) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +390) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +391) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +392) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +393) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +394) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +395) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +396) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +397) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +398) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +399) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +400) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +401) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +402) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +403) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +404) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +405) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +406) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +407) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +408) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +409) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +410) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +411) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +412) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +413) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +414) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +415) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +416) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +417) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +418) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +419) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +420) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +421) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +422) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +423) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +424) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +425) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +426) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +427) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +428) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +429) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +430) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +431) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +432) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +433) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +434) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +435) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +436) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +437) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right! +438) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +439) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +440) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +441) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +442) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +443) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +444) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +445) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +446) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +447) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +448) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +449) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +450) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +451) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +452) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +453) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +454) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +455) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +456) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +457) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +458) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +459) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +460) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +461) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +462) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +463) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +464) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +465) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +466) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +467) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +468) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +469) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +470) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +471) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +472) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +473) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +474) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +475) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +476) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +477) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +478) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +479) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +480) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +481) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +482) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +483) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +484) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +485) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +486) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +487) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +488) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +489) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +490) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +491) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +492) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +493) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +494) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +495) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +496) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +497) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +498) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +499) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +500) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +501) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +502) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +503) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +504) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +505) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +506) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +507) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +508) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +509) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +510) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +511) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +512) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +513) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +514) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +515) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +516) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +517) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +518) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +519) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +520) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +521) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +522) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +523) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +524) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +525) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +526) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +527) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +528) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +529) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +530) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +531) <itidus20> what i mean by afk is <itidus20> i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +532) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +533) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +534) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +535) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +536) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +537) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +538) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +539) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +540) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +541) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +542) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +543) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +544) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +545) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +546) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +547) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +548) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +549) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +550) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +551) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +552) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +553) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +554) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +555) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +556) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +557) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +558) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +559) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +560) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +561) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +562) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +563) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +564) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +565) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +566) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +567) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +568) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +569) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +570) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +571) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +572) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +573) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +574) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +575) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +576) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +577) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +578) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +579) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +580) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +581) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +582) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +583) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +584) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +585) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +586) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +587) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +588) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +589) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +590) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +591) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +592) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +593) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +594) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +595) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +596) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +597) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +598) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +599) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +600) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +601) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +602) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +603) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +604) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +605) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +606) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +607) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +608) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +609) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +610) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +611) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +612) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +613) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +614) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +615) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +616) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +617) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +618) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +619) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +620) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +621) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +622) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +623) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +624) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +625) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +626) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +627) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +628) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +629) <myndzi> lol :( +630) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +631) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +632) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +633) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr +634) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +635) <ais523> it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +636) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +637) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +638) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +639) <monqy> i agree with elliott +640) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +641) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +642) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +643) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +644) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +645) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +646) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +647) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +648) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +649) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +650) <olsner> I think stealing is more appropriate +651) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +652) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +653) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +654) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +655) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +656) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +657) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +658) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +659) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +660) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +661) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +662) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +663) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +664) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +665) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +666) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +667) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +668) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +669) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +670) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +671) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +672) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +673) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +674) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +675) <fizzie> It's missing the "bear scat showing a diet of prime numbers" picture. +676) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +677) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +678) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +679) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +680) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +681) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +682) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +683) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +684) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +685) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +687) <elliott> Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. +688) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +689) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +690) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +691) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +692) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +693) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +694) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +695) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +696) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +697) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +698) <Sgeo|web> ...Overlapping? +699) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +700) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +701) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +702) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +703) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +704) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +705) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +706) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +707) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +708) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +709) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +710) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +711) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +712) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +713) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +714) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +715) <QuickDirtyOS> Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS +716) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +717) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +718) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +719) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +720) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +721) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +722) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +723) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +724) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +725) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +726) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +727) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +728) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +729) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +730) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +731) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +732) <CakeProphet> I like category theory because when you get over how damn weird it is it's still weird. +733) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +734) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.16040 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2012-04-26.txt:09:01:36: <shubshub> hi +2012-04-26.txt:09:01:59: <shubshub> anyone here???? +2012-04-26.txt:09:02:43: <shubshub> I wanna Make my own version of brainfuck +2012-04-26.txt:09:03:04: <shubshub> whose PH +2012-04-26.txt:09:04:21: <shubshub> how do i make one +2012-04-26.txt:09:05:34: <shubshub> How???? +2012-04-26.txt:09:06:08: <shubshub> How do I change the commands what do I use Please Help im New to this +2012-04-26.txt:09:06:39: <shubshub> where do I get this code +2012-04-26.txt:09:07:37: <shubshub> is there Maybe an Interpreter written In Batch??? +2012-04-26.txt:09:07:49: <shubshub> would it be possible? +2012-04-26.txt:09:08:00: <shubshub> should I give it a try +2012-04-26.txt:09:08:07: <shubshub> Im Pretty Good with batch +2012-04-26.txt:09:08:22: <shubshub> Basically to change what something is you do set something=blah +2012-04-26.txt:09:08:45: <shubshub> then you can do set something=%something:h=g% then it would become blag +2012-04-26.txt:09:09:53: <shubshub> with something like that would it be possible or is it completely impossible? +2012-04-26.txt:09:10:42: <shubshub> Im Gonna Make a BrainFuck Interpreter and call it BatchFuck +2012-04-26.txt:09:10:56: <shubshub> hmmm? +2012-04-26.txt:09:11:43: <shubshub> Im pretty sure you can by doing ( / will mean a new line btw) :first / echo hi / goto first +2012-04-26.txt:09:11:49: <shubshub> would that be a loop? +2012-04-26.txt:09:14:55: <shubshub> does BrainFuck Have Networking Capabilities? +2012-04-26.txt:09:15:16: <shubshub> wtf is netcat? +2012-04-26.txt:09:15:28: <shubshub> hmmm? +2012-04-26.txt:09:15:42: <shubshub> well then since it doesnt then Batch will be totally possible +2012-04-26.txt:09:17:43: <shubshub> People have Made Games In brainfuck +2012-04-26.txt:09:18:03: <shubshub> No Im Kiwi +2012-04-26.txt:09:18:18: <shubshub> Its a force of Habbit I have' +2012-04-26.txt:09:18:36: <shubshub> sorry +2012-04-26.txt:09:20:47: <shubshub> lul wtf someone wrote a brainfuck intepreter in BrainFuck +2012-04-26.txt:09:22:32: <shubshub> hi fizzie +2012-04-26.txt:09:24:12: <shubshub> elliot what would be the easiest brainfuck interpreter to understand on that Link you gave me???? +2012-04-26.txt:09:24:28: <shubshub> BrainFucks to hard for me to understand so Im gonna make my own +2012-04-26.txt:09:28:44: <shubshub> can I write it in another language then convert it into Brainfuck? +2012-04-26.txt:09:29:37: <shubshub> link me please fizzie +2012-04-26.txt:09:29:54: <shubshub> from fungot? +2012-04-26.txt:09:30:03: <shubshub> ^source ? +2012-04-26.txt:09:30:08: <shubshub> oh it auto pastes +2012-04-26.txt:09:30:15: <shubshub> ^hi +2012-04-26.txt:09:30:30: <shubshub> its freaking Impossible for me to read +2012-04-26.txt:09:31:14: <shubshub> I honestly can not understand it +2012-04-26.txt:09:32:10: <shubshub> can i write It In BASIC then convert it Into brainfuck code? +2012-04-26.txt:09:33:07: <shubshub> ^bf +2012-04-26.txt:09:33:31: <shubshub> ^bf,[>,]<[.<] +2012-04-26.txt:09:33:35: <shubshub> lol +2012-04-26.txt:09:34:25: <shubshub> wow I didnt even know my nickname was registered to me^_^ +2012-04-26.txt:09:34:56: <shubshub> fungot: hi +2012-04-26.txt:09:35:03: <shubshub> fungot: r u real? +2012-04-26.txt:09:35:10: <shubshub> fungot: >>> +2012-04-26.txt:09:35:14: <shubshub> lol +2012-04-26.txt:09:41:38: <shubshub> MY BASIC CODE ISNT COMPILIONG!!!!!\ +2012-04-26.txt:09:42:30: <shubshub> Here is My script: http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=L9zEYWbV whats wrong with it??? +2012-04-26.txt:09:42:47: <shubshub> Im Using http://rosettacode.org/wiki/Execute_Brain****/BASIC/QuickBasic btw +2012-04-26.txt:09:42:57: <shubshub> http://rosettacode.org/wiki/Execute_Brain****/BASIC/QuickBasic +2012-04-26.txt:09:43:28: <shubshub> idk +2012-04-26.txt:09:43:45: <shubshub> Im Just Using a source +2012-04-26.txt:09:44:43: <shubshub> yes +2012-04-26.txt:09:45:00: <shubshub> what do you mean +2012-04-26.txt:09:45:42: <shubshub> what??? +2012-04-26.txt:09:45:46: <shubshub> yea +2012-04-26.txt:09:45:55: <shubshub> Im trying to make Basic code then convert it to BrainFuck +2012-04-26.txt:09:47:33: <shubshub> How do I write BFBasic? +2012-04-26.txt:09:48:06: <shubshub> sorry its Just Im a One of those stick with what I orignally had in mind people +2012-04-26.txt:09:48:39: <shubshub> lul wut +2012-04-26.txt:09:48:56: <shubshub> teach me +2012-04-26.txt:09:49:01: <shubshub> please +2012-04-26.txt:09:49:28: <shubshub> Teach me How to write the interpreter In BFBASIC +2012-04-26.txt:09:49:50: <shubshub> Using BFBASIC +2012-04-26.txt:09:53:42: <shubshub> it didnt compile +2012-04-26.txt:09:54:50: <shubshub> I used the original basic code and it failed to compile +2012-04-26.txt:09:57:34: <shubshub> Id Like something that I can compile Into BrainFuck code so it makes me look so pro +2012-04-26.txt:09:58:24: <shubshub> what do you mean +2012-04-26.txt:09:58:44: <shubshub> k +2012-04-26.txt:10:04:21: <shubshub> SOMeone tell me how to download the C2BF compiler pleASE? +2012-04-26.txt:10:04:42: <shubshub> https://c2bf.svn.sourceforge.net/svnroot/brainfuck/c2bf/trunk/ i dont know which files I Need +2012-04-26.txt:10:06:41: <shubshub> D: dammit +2012-04-26.txt:10:08:53: <shubshub> Quick what does this say In Brain fuck?: +++++++++++++++++++++++++[>++>+++>++++>+++++<<<<-]+++++++++++++++++++++++++>>---.>+.+++++++..+++.<<<+++++++.>>+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.<<<+. +2012-04-26.txt:10:09:35: <shubshub> ^bf +++++++++++++++++++++++++[>++>+++>++++>+++++<<<<-]+++++++++++++++++++++++++>>---.>+.+++++++..+++.<<<+++++++.>>+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.<<<+. +2012-04-26.txt:10:09:47: <shubshub> Yay +2012-04-26.txt:10:10:17: <shubshub> +++++++++++++++++++++++++[>++>+++>++++>+++++<<<<-]+++++++++++++++++++++++++>>---.---.+++++++..+++.<<+++++++.>>----------.++++++++++++++.----.+++++.---------------.+++++++++++++.---------.------.<<.>>.+++++.-------.+++++++++++++..---------.+++++++.<<.>>+++++++.-----------.+++++++++++++.<++++++++++++++++.>--.<++++++.>++.<------.<.>>++.-----.---.+++++.<+++.<.>>.<+++.+.>-. +2012-04-26.txt:10:10:30: <shubshub> ^bf +++++++++++++++++++++++++[>++>+++>++++>+++++<<<<-]+++++++++++++++++++++++++>>---.---.+++++++..+++.<<+++++++.>>----------.++++++++++++++.----.+++++.---------------.+++++++++++++.---------.------.<<.>>.+++++.-------.+++++++++++++..---------.+++++++.<<.>>+++++++.-----------.+++++++++++++.<++++++++++++++++.>--.<++++++.>++.<------.<.>>++.-----.---.+++++.<+++.<.>>.<+++.+.>-. +2012-04-26.txt:10:10:51: <shubshub> ^ruby +2012-04-26.txt:10:10:55: <shubshub> ^ruby hi +2012-04-26.txt:10:10:58: <shubshub> ^bf hi +2012-04-26.txt:10:11:17: <shubshub> !bf_txtgen WTF ITS THAT EASY WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME +2012-04-26.txt:10:16:40: <shubshub> '""""'""""'""""""'""'"""'""'""'""'""'""'""'""'""'""'"""'""""'""""""'"""'""""""""""'"""""'""""""""'"" +2012-04-26.txt:10:16:40: <shubshub> """"""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""" +2012-04-26.txt:10:16:40: <shubshub> """""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'"""" +2012-04-26.txt:10:16:40: <shubshub> """"'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'"""""""'"""'"" +2012-04-26.txt:10:16:40: <shubshub> ""'""""""'"""""""'""'"""'"""""""'"""'""""'""""""'""'"""'""'"""""""'""'"""'""""""'"""'""""""""""'"""" +2012-04-26.txt:10:17:05: <shubshub> sorry +2012-04-26.txt:10:17:19: <shubshub> didnt plan that well it was spose to translate it +2012-04-26.txt:10:17:28: <shubshub> I did ^UnReadable then pasted 98 lines +2012-04-26.txt:10:17:41: <shubshub> :( +2012-04-26.txt:10:18:00: <shubshub> ^UnReadable """"""""""" +2012-04-26.txt:10:19:46: <shubshub> lol +2012-04-26.txt:10:38:16: <shubshub> bai be back tommorow for more great fun +2012-04-27.txt:03:58:53: <shubshub> hiya +2012-04-27.txt:03:59:52: <shubshub> ^help +2012-04-27.txt:04:00:20: <shubshub> I was here yesterday +2012-04-27.txt:04:00:49: <shubshub> I was HERE YESTERDAY! no need to welcome me +2012-04-27.txt:04:01:02: <shubshub> noooo +2012-04-27.txt:04:01:09: <shubshub> 'welcome +2012-04-27.txt:04:01:25: <shubshub> ' welcome shubshub +2012-04-27.txt:04:01:27: <shubshub> lol\ +2012-04-27.txt:04:01:45: <shubshub> , welcome shubshub +2012-04-27.txt:04:03:12: <shubshub> elliot do you know anything about Batch? I Need to know if i can set the contents Of a file as a Variable for Later use? +2012-04-27.txt:04:03:43: <shubshub> " welcome shubshub +2012-04-27.txt:04:03:54: <shubshub> anyway can someone answer my question? +2012-04-27.txt:04:04:07: <shubshub> ` oh +2012-04-27.txt:04:04:09: <shubshub> `lol +2012-04-27.txt:04:04:27: <shubshub> `foundit haha +2012-04-27.txt:04:13:13: <shubshub> can someone Help me with my batch programming? +2012-04-27.txt:04:13:31: <shubshub> I Need to run commands in the batch file and the commands come straight from a text document +2012-04-27.txt:04:13:59: <shubshub> ^batch echo hi +2012-04-27.txt:04:14:02: <shubshub> lol +2012-04-27.txt:04:14:11: <shubshub> ^dos echo hi +2012-04-27.txt:04:15:05: <shubshub> fungot Hello +2012-04-27.txt:04:49:42: <shubshub> I DID IT! +2012-04-27.txt:04:50:15: <shubshub> I MADE A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE +2012-04-27.txt:04:50:23: <shubshub> NumericBatch +2012-04-27.txt:04:50:37: <shubshub> coded in batch +2012-04-27.txt:04:51:12: <shubshub> Its Batch except programmed using ?<insert name of number? (eg: ?five??three??eight??fifteen? ?eight??nine? would Output echo hi and Output hi to the screen) +2012-04-27.txt:04:52:00: <shubshub> Im gonna add it to the list of languages +2012-04-27.txt:04:54:53: <shubshub> i will +2012-04-27.txt:04:56:05: <shubshub> How do I put the text into a code box? +2012-04-27.txt:04:56:35: <shubshub> How +2012-04-27.txt:05:14:58: <shubshub> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Numeric_Batch +2012-04-27.txt:05:16:12: <shubshub> :( +2012-04-27.txt:05:17:49: <shubshub> Im making adjustments currently also to make it better and More Useable +2012-04-27.txt:05:18:08: <shubshub> ^Numeric_Batch ?one? +2012-04-27.txt:05:18:16: <shubshub> Make fungot Learn Numeric_Batch +2012-04-27.txt:05:18:31: <shubshub> fungot: learn numeric batch +2012-04-27.txt:05:22:37: <shubshub> set /p doesnt work :( +2012-04-27.txt:05:29:55: <shubshub> Maybe an infinite Line Interpreter next? +2012-04-27.txt:05:30:37: <shubshub> monqy are u any goo at batch? +2012-04-27.txt:05:30:42: <shubshub> good* +2012-04-27.txt:05:30:50: <shubshub> Batch Script +2012-04-27.txt:05:31:13: <shubshub> omg wtf is this guy even real? +2012-04-27.txt:05:31:20: <shubshub> ^NB ?one? +2012-04-27.txt:05:31:27: <shubshub> ^NumericBatch ?one? +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:30: <shubshub> ^ruby hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:32: <shubshub> ^bf hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:37: <shubshub> ^bf >>++ +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:45: <shubshub> ^bf <..>+ +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:51: <shubshub> !seen hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:55: <shubshub> ^hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:57: <shubshub> hi fungot +2012-04-27.txt:05:33:04: <shubshub> ^help +2012-04-27.txt:05:33:09: <shubshub> ^def +2012-04-27.txt:05:33:27: <shubshub> !bf_txtgen hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:33:32: <shubshub> !bf_textgen hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:33:39: <shubshub> !nb_textgen echo hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:33:47: <shubshub> !numeric_batch_textgen hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:34:18: <shubshub> !ul_textgen hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:42:58: <shubshub> Hi fizzie +2012-04-27.txt:05:43:10: <shubshub> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Numeric_Batch +2012-04-27.txt:05:43:35: <shubshub> ^def ^NB ?one? (a)S +2012-04-27.txt:05:44:02: <shubshub> ^def tmp NB(hi)S +2012-04-27.txt:05:44:15: <shubshub> ^def tmp ul(rawr)S +2012-04-27.txt:05:44:20: <shubshub> ^tmp +2012-04-27.txt:05:44:31: <shubshub> fizzie: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Numeric_Batch My programming language :D +2012-04-27.txt:05:47:32: <shubshub> :D +2012-04-27.txt:05:47:37: <shubshub> really? +2012-04-27.txt:05:48:06: <shubshub> ... +2012-04-27.txt:05:48:23: <shubshub> I worked Hard on Numeric Batch Now to Mix and Match the translation Numbers +2012-04-27.txt:05:48:58: <shubshub> Omg I would love that +2012-04-27.txt:05:49:18: <shubshub> why whats Befunge\ +2012-04-27.txt:05:50:02: <shubshub> It should be easy to Interperet Numeric Batch In Befunge its only converting the numbers into letters and executing them as batch code +2012-04-27.txt:05:50:34: <shubshub> fizzie: please ill give u a cookie :D +2012-04-27.txt:05:50:50: <shubshub> you might wanna wait a bit while I Mix and match the translation code ok +2012-04-27.txt:05:52:04: <shubshub> yea its basically Taking text and using it as code +2012-04-27.txt:05:54:22: <shubshub> Deewiant: there is a shitload more than 10 commands In Batch +2012-04-27.txt:05:55:00: <shubshub> there is more than that +2012-04-27.txt:05:55:30: <shubshub> http://ss64.com/nt/ +2012-04-27.txt:05:56:56: <shubshub> fizzie: elliotasdf: Im Updating Numeric Batch Now +2012-04-27.txt:05:58:20: <shubshub> shachaf? +2012-04-27.txt:05:58:29: <shubshub> shubshub? +2012-04-27.txt:06:00:18: <shubshub> elliotasdf: fizzie: monwy: shachaf: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Numeric_Batch Updated :D +2012-04-27.txt:06:00:29: <shubshub> monqy* +2012-04-27.txt:06:00:49: <shubshub> k +2012-04-27.txt:06:01:03: <shubshub> didnt know there was a list but ok +2012-04-27.txt:06:01:20: <shubshub> where? +2012-04-27.txt:06:01:22: <shubshub> I dont see it +2012-04-27.txt:06:01:34: <shubshub> I typod with monwy i meant monqy +2012-04-27.txt:06:02:00: <shubshub> omg shhh ur annoying me +2012-04-27.txt:06:02:49: <shubshub> elliotasdf: On a scale of 1 to 10 How well is my Programming Language? +2012-04-27.txt:06:03:19: <shubshub> yes +2012-04-27.txt:06:05:14: <shubshub> hen run +2012-04-27.txt:06:05:33: <shubshub> (lol ) +2012-04-27.txt:06:06:50: <shubshub> elliotasdf: Thanks :D +2012-04-27.txt:06:07:07: <shubshub> fizzie: are you working on fun*ot yet (dont want fun*ot to talk :D) +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:10: <shubshub> fungot dont talk +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:18: <shubshub> fungot don't talk +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:23: <shubshub> fungot don't say a word +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:26: <shubshub> omg +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:34: <shubshub> fungot, don't say a word +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:55: <shubshub> Deewiant: i dont know how to use Befunge +2012-04-27.txt:06:10:04: <shubshub> HOW +2012-04-27.txt:06:11:08: <shubshub> id rather someone who is fluent In Befunge to write it :D +2012-04-27.txt:06:12:10: <shubshub> why did fungot have to be programmed in Befunge? +2012-04-27.txt:06:12:21: <shubshub> fungot, why are you programmed in Befunge? +2012-04-27.txt:06:12:59: <shubshub> monqy: Numeric Batch is not fluent enough too Many errors Unless you know how to set a variable to a new line +2012-04-27.txt:06:16:09: <shubshub> hi augur +2012-04-27.txt:06:20:09: <shubshub> lol what +2012-04-27.txt:06:21:54: <shubshub> elliottasdf: hi +2012-04-27.txt:06:22:06: <shubshub> How do i set a new line in a batch variable> +2012-04-27.txt:06:22:07: <shubshub> ? +2012-04-27.txt:06:22:14: <shubshub> fizzie: you there???? +2012-04-27.txt:06:23:50: <shubshub> fungot: Numeric Batch? +2012-04-27.txt:06:23:59: <shubshub> fungot: 1+1? +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:07: <shubshub> fungot: Numeric +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:14: <shubshub> fungot: Kick yourself +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:22: <shubshub> ^act hi +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:25: <shubshub> !act hi +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:44: <shubshub> ^source +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:52: <shubshub> ^help +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:56: <shubshub> ^bool +2012-04-27.txt:06:25:00: <shubshub> ^bool hi +2012-04-27.txt:06:25:06: <shubshub> ^lang +2012-04-27.txt:06:25:09: <shubshub> ^bool +2012-04-27.txt:06:25:12: <shubshub> ^bool +2012-04-27.txt:06:25:15: <shubshub> ^bool +2012-04-27.txt:06:25:19: <shubshub> lol +2012-04-27.txt:06:25:26: <shubshub> ^str +2012-04-27.txt:06:26:06: <shubshub> ^paste +2012-04-27.txt:06:26:11: <shubshub> Hi elliot +2012-04-27.txt:06:26:45: <shubshub> elliott: Can You Make a program that will set a variable then echo it on screen Using Numeric Batch? can you do that for me? +2012-04-27.txt:06:26:54: <shubshub> why +2012-04-27.txt:06:27:21: <shubshub> what do you use? +2012-04-27.txt:06:28:01: <shubshub> well use wine to run cmd then +2012-04-27.txt:06:28:43: <shubshub> Sgeo do you know any batch? +2012-04-27.txt:06:29:02: <shubshub> ill brb dinner +2012-04-27.txt:06:40:32: <shubshub> Sgeo the reason I cant do that is because I dont know how to set a newline in a batch variable +2012-04-27.txt:06:40:43: <shubshub> i didnt know that +2012-04-27.txt:06:40:56: <shubshub> Ive tried +2012-04-27.txt:06:41:53: <shubshub> :( +2012-04-27.txt:06:42:09: <shubshub> /dontkick shubshub +2012-04-27.txt:06:42:36: <shubshub> fizzie: Hows the Numeric Batch Interpreter coming along in Befunge? +2012-04-27.txt:06:43:01: <shubshub> whoi is? +2012-04-27.txt:06:43:10: <shubshub> whose the someone else? +2012-04-27.txt:06:43:45: <shubshub> I Blame Numeric Batch +2012-04-27.txt:06:46:32: <shubshub> fizzie: which Befunge are you using? +2012-04-27.txt:06:47:23: <shubshub> and did you make the brainfuck interpreter? +2012-04-27.txt:06:47:49: <shubshub> its far to confusing for me to do Numeric Batch One could you please make a Numeric batch one :D +2012-04-27.txt:06:48:08: <shubshub> all it has to do is translate the numbers into letters +2012-04-27.txt:06:48:22: <shubshub> It doesnt have to execute them +2012-04-27.txt:06:48:29: <shubshub> wait yes it does +2012-04-27.txt:06:48:42: <shubshub> but fung.ot is not allowed to execute them +2012-04-27.txt:06:49:18: <shubshub> i did it so the bot wouldnt talk +2012-04-27.txt:06:49:32: <shubshub> huh +2012-04-27.txt:06:50:19: <shubshub> fizzie: cant you program the interpreter In another language for f.ungot to execute? +2012-04-27.txt:06:50:52: <shubshub> im still a minor +2012-04-27.txt:06:50:55: <shubshub> Im 16 +2012-04-27.txt:06:51:49: <shubshub> yea +2012-04-27.txt:06:52:01: <shubshub> But I wanna see if its gonna be able to self interpret its self +2012-04-27.txt:06:52:52: <shubshub> Sgeo: I Know but ill code it properly to work :D +2012-04-27.txt:06:53:12: <shubshub> Ill call the Numeric Batch coded Numeric Batch Interpreter NumericNumericCMD +2012-04-27.txt:06:54:49: <shubshub> actually screw the self interpretation idea +2012-04-27.txt:06:54:55: <shubshub> Itll be to complicated +2012-04-27.txt:06:55:15: <shubshub> because of the interpreter converting the ?one? and stuff in the translator +2012-04-27.txt:06:56:11: <shubshub> compiler finished it converts the code into batch which then you can compile to exe :D +2012-04-27.txt:06:58:19: <shubshub> SGeo: I made a Numeric2Batch Converter :D +2012-04-27.txt:06:58:49: <shubshub> Just by adding these lines of code to the interpreter +2012-04-27.txt:06:58:49: <shubshub> echo @echo off >> converted.bat +2012-04-27.txt:06:58:49: <shubshub> echo %str% >> converted.bat +2012-04-27.txt:06:58:50: <shubshub> echo pause >> converted.bat +2012-04-27.txt:06:59:16: <shubshub> itidus20: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Numeric_Batch +2012-04-27.txt:07:00:58: <shubshub> :D +2012-04-27.txt:07:01:07: <shubshub> its a Batch Derivitave written in batch +2012-04-27.txt:07:01:50: <shubshub> whats the worst +2012-04-27.txt:07:03:26: <shubshub> omg its so shitty +2012-04-27.txt:07:04:27: <shubshub> should I Make a Joke Language? +2012-04-27.txt:07:04:39: <shubshub> huh? +2012-04-27.txt:07:04:44: <shubshub> Numeric Batch isnt a joke language +2012-04-27.txt:07:05:13: <shubshub> yup +2012-04-27.txt:07:05:15: <shubshub> its on the list +2012-04-27.txt:07:08:05: <shubshub> Hows this? +2012-04-27.txt:07:08:06: <shubshub> call script.bat +2012-04-27.txt:07:08:06: <shubshub> if %lol%==say echo Hello World +2012-04-27.txt:07:08:06: <shubshub> if %lol%==dont_say echo Hello World +2012-04-27.txt:07:08:07: <shubshub> if %lol%==saysay echo HelloHello WorldWorld +2012-04-27.txt:07:08:07: <shubshub> pause +2012-04-27.txt:07:08:15: <shubshub> lol +2012-04-27.txt:07:09:17: <shubshub> isnt Snack a brainfuck derivitage +2012-04-27.txt:07:10:13: <shubshub> I should make a Language that only sometimes works :D ill call it MaybeNumericBatch +2012-04-27.txt:07:10:46: <shubshub> No +2012-04-27.txt:07:11:00: <shubshub> ill just reprogram my language to Only work if a certain random number is met :D +2012-04-27.txt:07:19:37: <shubshub> http://esolangs.org/wiki/MaybeNumericBatch :DS +2012-04-27.txt:07:20:06: <shubshub> http://esolangs.org/wiki/MaybeNumericBatch :D Yay +2012-04-27.txt:07:21:47: <shubshub> My New programming Language called MaybeNumericBatch its the Joke Language that only sometimes works hehe :D +2012-04-27.txt:07:23:50: <shubshub> what Makes a Derivitave a Derivitave?? +2012-04-27.txt:07:24:14: <shubshub> you mean being built in the language its alternating? +2012-04-27.txt:07:24:43: <shubshub> No its not +2012-04-27.txt:07:24:52: <shubshub> its just a modification of NumericBatch +2012-04-27.txt:07:25:26: <shubshub> Has anyone ever Made a Game Maker Language Derivitave??? +2012-04-27.txt:07:26:05: <shubshub> ^NB ?one? +2012-04-27.txt:07:26:08: <shubshub> :( +2012-04-27.txt:07:41:03: <shubshub> guess what +2012-04-27.txt:07:41:20: <shubshub> made a new language :D +2012-04-27.txt:07:44:41: <shubshub> in a second +2012-04-27.txt:07:46:16: <shubshub> http://esolangs.org/wiki/!!!Batch :D +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.16181 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +2011-11-25.txt:00:10:44: <hi> @messages
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.16467 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +2010-08-21.txt:00:24:22: <botte> coq's syntax is better than agda for people who actually use it. interactive development is possible with Proof General; much nicer than Agda's mode. Proving things in Agda is almost impossible; it is not developed for that at all, while Coq is built around it. ProofGeneral makes it even nicer. +2010-08-21.txt:17:24:29: <alise> use proofgeneral with electric mode and three window mode +2010-08-21.txt:17:25:05: <alise> with proofgeneral electric three-window you have one window for your file +2010-08-21.txt:17:26:54: <Phantom_Hoover> alise, I haven't tried Proofgeneral yet, though. +2010-08-22.txt:21:59:25: <Vonlebio> OK, why has Proofgeneral's indentation behaviour changed all of a sudden? +2010-11-28.txt:17:45:30: * Phantom_Hoover decides to reduce his confusion with ProofGeneral steppery. +2011-04-07.txt:20:07:30: <elliott> proofgeneral's interface to the toplevel. +2011-04-07.txt:20:08:19: <elliott> augur: turn on three window mode and electric terminator in proofgeneral
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.16559 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,124 @@ +2011-03-10.txt:21:16:42: <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-10.txt:21:16:47: <elliott> `addquote <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-10.txt:21:17:08: <Phantom_Hoover> treederwright, what're the dimensions of the matrix of solidity? +2011-03-10.txt:21:17:08: <elliott> ENTER MY OCTAGON AND FACE MY MATRIX OF SOLIDITY +2011-03-10.txt:21:18:01: <pikhq> Is the matrix of solidity square? Is it invertible? +2011-03-10.txt:21:18:31: <Phantom_Hoover> WE WILL NEVER FIND THE INVERSE OF OUR MATRIX OF SOLIDITY +2011-03-10.txt:21:18:45: <pikhq> elliott: Perhaps all our matrices are submatrices of the matrix of solidity. +2011-03-10.txt:21:19:01: -!- elliott changed the topic of #esoteric to: The Residence of the Entrapments of the Matrix of Solidity | http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D | http://208.78.103.223/esoteric/ +2011-03-10.txt:21:19:16: -!- elliott changed the topic of #esoteric to: The Residency of the Entrapments of the Matrix of Solidity | http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D | http://208.78.103.223/esoteric/ +2011-03-10.txt:22:19:03: <elliott> `addquote <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-10.txt:22:21:18: <Twiddle> "matrix of solidity" +2011-03-10.txt:22:22:28: <elliott> `addquote <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-10.txt:22:22:29: <HackEgo> 330) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-10.txt:22:22:49: <elliott> matrix of solidity is good enough. +2011-03-29.txt:01:39:17: <Gregor> ESOTERIC TOPICS IN COMPUTING AND PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES. WE HAVE THEM. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D , http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | Everyone who has not yet contributed to the libc.so fund: There is still time! As those who do not contribute will be required to enter the Evisceration Chamber within 48 hours of the end of the auction, those who have not yet donated are highly advised to +2011-03-29.txt:01:39:48: -!- Gregor changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC TOPICS IN COMPUTING AND PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES. WE HAVE THEM. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D , http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | Gregor's libc.so fund: As those who do not contribute will be required to enter the Evisceration Chamber within 48 hours of the end of the auction, those who have not yet donated are +2011-03-29.txt:01:41:30: -!- Gregor changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC TOPICS IN COMPUTING AND PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES. WE HAVE THEM. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D , http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | Gregor's libc.so fund: Those who don't contribute will be forced into Evisceration Chamber. If you haven't donated, you are highly advised to consider it! +2011-03-29.txt:01:55:49: <Gregor> Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. +2011-03-29.txt:02:02:41: -!- Gregor changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC TOPICS IN COMPUTING AND PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES. WE HAVE THEM. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D , http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | Gregor's libc.so fund: Those who don't contribute will be forced into the Evisceration Chamber. If you haven't donated, you are highly advised to consider it! +2011-03-29.txt:02:03:06: <elliott> Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. Have a nice day! +2011-03-29.txt:14:41:05: <Gregor> Well, then enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. +2011-03-29.txt:19:29:23: <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: ENJOY BEING LOCKED IN YOUR MATRIX OF SOLIDITY. +2011-03-30.txt:02:02:43: <Gregor> oerjan: Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. +2011-03-30.txt:05:01:03: -!- catseye has quit (Quit: locking myself back into my matrix of solidity. and/or sleeping). +2011-03-30.txt:16:20:04: <Gregor> Sadly, they too were locked in their matrix of solidity. +2011-03-30.txt:20:39:32: <Gregor> OR ARE YOU LOCKED IN A MATRIX OF SOLIDITY? +2011-03-30.txt:20:40:03: <Phantom_Hoover> NOW THAT HE IS FREED OF THE MATRIX OF SOLIDITY WE CAN MOCK HIM IN SO MANY OTHER WAYS +2011-03-31.txt:17:58:03: <oklopol> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-31.txt:19:00:11: <oklopol> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF6LJ1BxEkc&feature=related <<< this guy here is totally locked in his matrix of solidity +2011-03-31.txt:19:27:29: <Gregor> But then, maybe I'm just locked in my matrix of solidity. +2011-03-31.txt:19:32:02: <Gregor> The matrix of solidity. +2011-03-31.txt:19:32:22: <oklopol> i'm so going to break out from my matrix of solidity +2011-03-31.txt:19:32:38: <olsner> unsolidify the matrix of solidity? +2011-03-31.txt:19:34:13: <oklopol> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-31.txt:19:51:36: <oerjan> <olsner> unsolidify the matrix of solidity? +2011-03-31.txt:19:52:41: <Gregor> Spoken like someone locked within their matrix of solidity. +2011-03-31.txt:19:53:27: <Gregor> RIP Phantom_Hoover \ 2004-2011 \ He tried to escape his matrix of solidity +2011-03-31.txt:19:57:36: <Phantom_Hoover> WAIT I HAVE A BETTER IDEA FOR BREAKING THE MATRIX OF SOLIDITY +2011-04-01.txt:11:42:13: -!- elliott changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-04-01.txt:14:29:04: <Gregor> Probably because he's locked in his matrix of solidity. +2011-04-01.txt:21:43:01: -!- cpressey changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html (+Qdeql +Sceql +SMETANA) | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-04-01.txt:21:43:51: <elliott> "Hmm. Indeed, this forum is indeed not very mephitic. And I *do* feel like escaping my matrix of solidity... aha! The solution to my woes!" +2011-04-01.txt:23:42:21: * iconmaster is enjoying being locked in his matrix of solidity. +2011-04-02.txt:13:31:32: <Phantom_Hoover> Welcome to the matrix of solidity. +2011-04-03.txt:00:29:31: -!- elliott changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | Catch sufficiently hello world. | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html (+Qdeql +Sceql +SMETANA) | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-04-03.txt:17:32:36: -!- catseye changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | Catch sufficiently hello world. | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html (+Ale) | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-04-03.txt:18:33:17: <elliott> and while you're at it, enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity! +2011-04-03.txt:18:36:43: <elliott> Vorpal: ENJOY BEING LOCKED IN YOUR MATRIX OF SOLIDITY, ASSHOLE +2011-04-03.txt:20:04:40: <elliott> catseye: bah. i'd prefer you locked it into a matrix of solidity!!!! +2011-04-05.txt:01:21:00: -!- catseye changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | Catch sufficiently hello world. | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html (+Etcha +fixes) | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-04-05.txt:01:21:23: -!- tswett changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | Catch sufficiently hello world. | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html (+Etcha +fixes) | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | I dismiss you, tswettbot. +2011-04-05.txt:01:22:11: -!- tswett changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | Catch sufficiently hello world. | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html (+Etcha +fixes) | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-04-05.txt:01:25:43: -!- catseye changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | Catch sufficiently hello world. | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html (+Etcha +fixes) | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | tswettbot: join #python! +2011-04-05.txt:01:28:28: -!- catseye changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | Catch sufficiently hello world. | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html (+Etcha +fixes) | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-04-05.txt:02:39:22: <oklopol> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-04-05.txt:13:38:28: * elliott yawns. in his matrix of solidity. +2011-04-05.txt:23:14:12: -!- tswett changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | Catch sufficiently hello world. | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html (+Etcha +fixes) | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-04-06.txt:01:29:21: -!- tswett changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | Catch sufficiently hello world. | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html (+Etcha +fixes) | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | variable +2011-04-08.txt:17:55:25: <Gregor> He's locked in a matrix of solidity. He cannot respond. +2011-04-08.txt:20:19:50: -!- elliott changed the topic of #esoteric to: An unusually not mephitic forum that catches sufficiently "Hello world. Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity." | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html | Logs: http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | Some logs also available at http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D +2011-04-08.txt:20:21:30: <elliott> Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. +2011-04-08.txt:20:23:42: <elliott> oerjan: WELL START TRANSLATING THE MATRIX OF SOLIDITY LINE THEN ;D +2011-04-08.txt:22:25:05: <HackEgo> 330) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-04-08.txt:22:26:10: <elliott> 13:17:08 <Phantom_Hoover> treederwright, what're the dimensions of the matrix of solidity? +2011-04-08.txt:22:26:10: <elliott> 13:18:01 <pikhq> Is the matrix of solidity square? Is it invertible? +2011-04-10.txt:09:07:07: <oklopol> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-04-15.txt:14:47:32: <Gregor> I don't like anything that has /neither/ the day of the day of the day of the day nor the matrix of solidity. +2011-04-15.txt:14:54:17: <Gregor> God, it's like you lock yourSELF in a matrix of solidity. +2011-04-15.txt:15:06:57: <elliott> Gregor: <img src="/w/images/7/75/Trilime.png" alt="Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity." width="135" height="131" longdesc="/wiki/Image:Trilime.png" /> +2011-04-15.txt:15:24:49: <elliott> <elliott> This channel is unofficial lies. #matrixofsolidity is the OFFICIAL matrix of solidity. +2011-04-15.txt:15:24:58: <Gregor> PS there is no talking in the matrix of solidity. +2011-04-15.txt:15:25:13: <elliott> You mean in the FAKE matrix of solidity. +2011-04-15.txt:15:34:47: <elliott> Gregor: You think the matrix of solidity has this EARTHLY-PLANE concept of a "topic"? +2011-04-15.txt:15:35:00: <elliott> There is not "no topic", there is simply the lack of the concept of topic, just as the matrix of solidity lacks ifofgjfdg. +2011-04-15.txt:15:35:29: <Gregor> And a lock, although that's outside the matrix and is what's keeping us in, it's not part of the matrix of solidity proper. +2011-04-15.txt:15:36:01: <elliott> We lock ourselves into the matrix of solidity, and cannot escape. +2011-04-15.txt:15:47:25: <Gregor> But then how are we to be locked in our matrix of solidity? +2011-04-15.txt:15:54:16: <elliott> Vorpal: YOU CANNOT LEAVE YOUR MATRIX OF SOLIDITY +2011-04-15.txt:17:31:59: <elliott> leBMD: enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity :-) +2011-04-15.txt:17:54:53: <Gregor> Deewiant: I NOTICE YOU HAVE NOT LOCKED YOURSELF IN THE MATRIX OF SOLIDITY +2011-04-15.txt:18:51:51: <elliott_> The matrix of solidity is there if you look closely. +2011-04-17.txt:13:22:05: <iconmaster_> I noticed the new frontpage today, and I am dissapointed that there is no Matrix of Solidity quote to be found. +2011-04-26.txt:18:14:27: -!- Gregor changed the topic of #esoteric to: You can never escape your matrix of solidity. (fnarf) | Logs: http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | Some logs also available at http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D +2011-04-27.txt:22:24:10: -!- crystal-cola changed the topic of #esoteric to: You can never escape your matrix of solidity. (fnarf) | Logs: http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | Some logs also available at http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D +2011-04-27.txt:22:24:23: -!- crystal-cola changed the topic of #esoteric to: You can never escape your matrix of solidity. (fnarf) | wait let me paramaterise the alphabet| Logs: http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | Some logs also available at http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D +2011-04-28.txt:19:29:05: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: You can never escape your matrix of solidity. (fnarf) | wait let me paramaterise the alphabet | Logs: http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | Some logs also available at http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D +2011-05-13.txt:10:29:45: -!- elliott_ changed the topic of #esoteric to: "And without manifestation, who can say that this passage would exist since light *is* Being as manifestation? Thus light lies somewhere between an infinitely dark source and the immeasurable matrix of solidity." --Ernest Hemingway | Logs: http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ and http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D +2011-05-13.txt:14:14:22: <ZOMGMODULES> enjoy being locked in your immeasurable matrix of solidity +2011-05-15.txt:19:32:48: <HackEgo> ​329) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-05-15.txt:19:33:22: <Phantom_Hoover> Ah, the matrix of solidity. +2011-05-16.txt:16:57:38: <HackEgo> ​329) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-05-18.txt:20:14:43: <ais523_> also, I didn't know that the matrix of solidity thing was on the main page +2011-05-18.txt:20:14:57: <HackEgo> ​329) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-05-24.txt:20:05:40: <Phantom_Hoover> ARE YOU SECURELY LOCKED INTO THE MATRIX OF SOLIDITY +2011-08-02.txt:07:24:41: <olsner> use the matrix of solidity as the projection matrix +2011-08-04.txt:15:30:50: -!- Gregor changed the topic of #esoteric to: Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-08-04.txt:20:38:55: <olsner> (ooh! I see the matrix of solidity has made a comeback in the topic, good stuff) +2011-08-05.txt:21:43:05: <ais523> hey, we have a matrix of solidity in the topic again! +2011-08-05.txt:23:53:23: <Phantom_Hoover> Hey, who set the topic back to matrix of solidity? +2011-08-05.txt:23:53:56: -!- Lymee changed the topic of #esoteric to: Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity | wget redpill | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-09-27.txt:17:07:05: <ais523> elliott: matrix of solidity +2011-10-19.txt:19:14:01: <HackEgo> 316) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-11-03.txt:18:40:05: <Gregor> shachaf: Blah blah blah matrix of solidity blah blah blah +2011-11-03.txt:18:40:52: <quintopia> but i am too locked into my matrix of solidity +2011-11-03.txt:18:46:07: <Vorpal> wait, lets make a bf clone with renamed command, like [ = matrix of solidity +2011-11-03.txt:18:46:46: <quintopia> was the matrix of solidity thing once said by a parting visitor to this channel? +2011-11-03.txt:18:46:53: <HackEgo> 303) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-11-10.txt:11:01:34: <HackEgo> 303) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-11-10.txt:22:50:04: <Phantom_Hoover> `quote matrix of solidity +2011-11-10.txt:22:50:07: <HackEgo> 301) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-11-10.txt:22:50:23: <ais523> do we have an esolang based on the matrix of solidity concept yet? +2011-11-10.txt:22:51:27: <elliott> The matrix of solidity is literally us. +2011-11-10.txt:22:54:22: <oerjan> the hermitian matrix of solidity +2011-11-11.txt:16:47:02: <ais523> elliott: enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity! +2011-11-15.txt:23:16:53: <ais523\unfoog> elliott: enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity! +2011-12-11.txt:22:58:08: <elliott> `quote matrix of solidity +2011-12-11.txt:22:58:11: <HackEgo> 299) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-12-11.txt:22:58:56: <itidus20> i remember the matrix of solidity being in the topic for a while +2011-12-11.txt:22:59:15: <itidus20> `log matrix of solidity +2011-12-11.txt:22:59:21: <HackEgo> 2011-04-15.txt:14:54:17: <Gregor> God, it's like you lock yourSELF in a matrix of solidity. +2011-12-11.txt:22:59:30: <itidus20> `log matrix of solidity +2011-12-11.txt:22:59:36: <HackEgo> 2011-03-10.txt:21:17:08: <elliott> ENTER MY OCTAGON AND FACE MY MATRIX OF SOLIDITY +2011-12-11.txt:23:21:51: <Phantom_Hoover> Matrix of solidity is quote number 299??? +2011-12-11.txt:23:22:17: <elliott> `pastelogs matrix of solidity
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.16594 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +2012-03-18.txt:15:08:42: <itidus21> `pastelogs itidus trapped in
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.16622 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,76 @@ + +Coming together is a beginning; + keeping together is progress; + working together is success. +--- + In the beginning there was only one kind of Mathematician, created by +the Great Mathamatical Spirit form the Book: the Topologist. And they grew to +large numbers and prospered. + One day they looked up in the heavens and desired to reach up as far +as the eye could see. So they set out in building a Mathematical edifice that +was to reach up as far as "up" went. Further and further up they went ... +until one night the edifice collapsed under the weight of paradox. + The following morning saw only rubble where there once was a huge +structure reaching to the heavens. One by one, the Mathematicians climbed +out from under the rubble. It was a miracle that nobody was killed; but when +they began to speak to one another, SUPRISE of all suprises! they could not +understand each other. They all spoke different languages. They all fought +amongst themselves and each went about their own way. To this day the +Topologists remain the original Mathematicians. + -- The Story of Babel +--- +This "brain-damaged" epithet is getting sorely overworked. When we can +speak of someone or something being flawed, impaired, marred, spoiled; +batty, bedlamite, bonkers, buggy, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, daft, demented, +deranged, loco, lunatic, mad, maniac, mindless, non compos mentis, nuts, +Reaganite, screwy, teched, unbalanced, unsound, witless, wrong; senseless, +spastic, spasmodic, convulsive; doped, spaced-out, stoned, zonked; {beef, +beetle,block,dung,thick}headed, dense, doltish, dull, duncical, numskulled, +pinhead; asinine, fatuous, foolish, silly, simple; brute, lumbering, oafish; +half-assed, incompetent; backward, retarded, imbecilic, moronic; when we have +a whole precisely nuanced vocabulary of intellectual abuse to draw upon, +individually and in combination, isn't it a little <fill in the blank> to be +limited to a single, now quite trite, adjective? +--- +Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have +much of anything to do with it. +--- +A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule. +--- +Any road followed to its end leads precisely nowhere. +Climb the mountain just a little to test it's a mountain. +From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain. + -- Bene Gesserit proverb, "Dune" +--- +Unix is like a toll road on which you have to stop every 50 feet to +pay another nickel. But hey! You only feel 5 cents poorer each time. + -- Larry Wall in <1992Aug13.192357.15731@netlabs.com> +--- + . + / \ + | | + |.| + |.| + |:| __ +,_|:|_, / ) + (Oo / _I_ + +\ \ || __| + \ \||___| + \ /.:.\-\ + |.:. /-----\ + |___|::oOo::| + / |:<_T_>:| + |_____\ ::: / + | | \ \:/ + | | | | + \ / | \___ + / | \_____\ + `-' +--- +I loved her with a love thirsty and desperate. I felt that we two might commit +some act so atrocious that the world, seeing us, would find it irresistible. + -- Gene Wolfe, "The Shadow of the Torturer" +--- +Kime's Law for the Reward of Meekness: + Turning the other cheek merely ensures two bruised cheeks. +---
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.16635 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,873 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +18) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +19) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +20) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +21) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +22) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +23) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +24) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +25) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +26) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +27) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +28) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +29) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +30) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +31) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +32) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +33) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +34) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +35) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +36) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +37) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +38) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +39) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +40) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +41) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +42) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +43) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +44) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +45) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +46) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +47) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +48) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +49) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +50) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +51) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +52) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +53) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +54) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +55) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +56) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +57) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +58) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +59) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +60) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +61) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +62) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +63) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +64) <fax> im the worst person in the world +65) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +66) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +67) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +68) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +69) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +70) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +71) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +72) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +73) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +74) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +75) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +76) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +77) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +78) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +79) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +80) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +81) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +82) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +83) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +84) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +85) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +86) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +87) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +88) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +89) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +90) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +91) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +92) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +93) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +94) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +95) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +96) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +97) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +98) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +99) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +100) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +101) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +102) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +103) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +104) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +105) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +106) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +107) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +108) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +109) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +110) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +111) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +112) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +113) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +114) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +115) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +116) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +117) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +118) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +119) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +120) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +121) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +122) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +123) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +124) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +125) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +126) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +127) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +128) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +129) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +130) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +131) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +132) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +133) <cheater99> incest is best +134) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +135) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +136) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +137) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +138) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +139) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +140) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +141) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +142) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +143) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +144) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +145) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +146) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +147) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +148) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +149) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +150) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +151) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +152) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +153) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +154) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +155) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +156) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +157) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +158) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +159) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +160) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +161) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +162) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +163) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +164) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +165) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +166) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +167) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +168) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +169) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +170) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +171) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +172) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +173) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +174) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +175) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +176) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +177) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +178) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +179) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +180) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +181) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +182) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +183) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +184) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +185) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +186) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +187) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +188) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +189) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +190) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +191) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +192) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +193) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +194) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +195) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +196) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +197) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +198) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +199) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +200) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +201) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +202) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +203) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +204) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +205) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +206) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +207) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +208) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +209) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +210) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +211) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +212) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +213) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +214) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +215) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +216) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +217) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +218) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +219) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +220) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +221) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +222) <ais523> yay CDE +223) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +224) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +225) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +226) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +227) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +228) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +229) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +230) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +231) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +232) * quintopia sits on gregor +233) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +234) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +235) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +236) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +237) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +238) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +239) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +240) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +241) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +242) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +243) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +244) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +245) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +246) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +247) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +248) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +249) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +250) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +251) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +252) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +253) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +254) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +255) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +256) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +257) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +258) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +259) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +260) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +261) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +262) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +263) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +264) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +265) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +266) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +267) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +268) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +269) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +270) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +271) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +272) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +273) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +274) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +275) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +276) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +277) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +278) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +279) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +280) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +281) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +282) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +283) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +284) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +285) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +286) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +287) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +288) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +289) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +290) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +291) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +292) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +293) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +294) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +295) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +296) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +297) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +298) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +299) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +300) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +301) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +302) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +303) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +304) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +305) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +306) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +307) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +308) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +309) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +310) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +311) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +312) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +313) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +314) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +315) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +316) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +317) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +318) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +319) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +320) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +321) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +322) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +323) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +324) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +325) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +326) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +327) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +328) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +329) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +330) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +331) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +332) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +333) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +334) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +335) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +336) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +337) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +338) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +339) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +340) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +341) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +342) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +343) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +344) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +345) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +346) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +347) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +348) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +349) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +350) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +351) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +352) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +353) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +354) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +355) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +356) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +357) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +358) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +359) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +360) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +361) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +362) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +363) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +364) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +365) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +366) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +367) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +368) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +369) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +370) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +371) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +372) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +373) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +374) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +375) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +376) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +377) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +378) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +379) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +380) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +381) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +382) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +383) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +384) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +385) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +386) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +387) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +388) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +389) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +390) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +391) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +392) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +393) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +394) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +395) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +396) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +397) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +398) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +399) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +400) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +401) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +402) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +403) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +404) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +405) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +406) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +407) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +408) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +409) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +410) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +411) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +412) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +413) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +414) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +415) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +416) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +417) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +418) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +419) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +420) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +421) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +422) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +423) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +424) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +425) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +426) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +427) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +428) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +429) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +430) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +431) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +432) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +433) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +434) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +435) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +436) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +437) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +438) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +439) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +440) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +441) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +442) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +443) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +444) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +445) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +446) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +447) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +448) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +449) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +450) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +451) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +452) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +453) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +454) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +455) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +456) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +457) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +458) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +459) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +460) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +461) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +462) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +463) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +464) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +465) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +466) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +467) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +468) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +469) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +470) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +471) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +472) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +473) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +474) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +475) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +476) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +477) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +478) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +479) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +480) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +481) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +482) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +483) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +484) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +485) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +486) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +487) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +488) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +489) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +490) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +491) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +492) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +493) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +494) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +495) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +496) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +497) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +498) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +499) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +500) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +501) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +502) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +503) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +504) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +505) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +506) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +507) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +508) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +509) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +510) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +511) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +512) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +513) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +514) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +515) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +516) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +517) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +518) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +519) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +520) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +521) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +522) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +523) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +524) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +525) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +526) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +527) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +528) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +529) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +530) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +531) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +532) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +533) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +534) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +535) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +536) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +537) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +538) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +539) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +540) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +541) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +542) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +543) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +544) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +545) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +546) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +547) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +548) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +549) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +550) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +551) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +552) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +553) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +554) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +555) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +556) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +557) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +558) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +559) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +560) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +561) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +562) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +563) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +564) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +565) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +566) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +567) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +568) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +569) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +570) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +571) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +572) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +573) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +574) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +575) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +576) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +577) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +578) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +579) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +580) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +581) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +582) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +583) <myndzi> lol :( +584) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +585) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +586) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +587) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +588) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +589) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +590) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +591) <monqy> i agree with elliott +592) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +593) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +594) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +595) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +596) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +597) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +598) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +599) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +600) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +601) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +602) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +603) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +604) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +605) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +606) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +607) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +608) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +609) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +610) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +611) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +612) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +613) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +614) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +615) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +616) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +617) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +618) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +619) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +620) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +621) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +622) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +623) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +624) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +625) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +626) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +627) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +628) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +629) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +630) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +631) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +632) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +633) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +634) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +635) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +636) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +637) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +638) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +639) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +640) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +641) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +642) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +643) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +644) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +645) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +646) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +647) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +648) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +649) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +650) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +651) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +652) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +653) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +654) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +655) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +656) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +657) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +658) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +659) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +660) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +661) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +662) <QuickDirtyOS> Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS +663) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +664) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +665) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +666) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +667) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +668) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +669) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +670) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +671) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +672) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +673) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +674) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +675) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +676) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +677) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +678) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +679) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +680) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +681) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +682) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +683) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +684) <elliott>.Ah. +685) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +686) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +687) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +688) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +689) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky +690) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +691) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +692) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +693) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +694) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +695) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +696) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +697) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +698) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +699) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +700) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +701) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +702) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +703) <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. <Phantom_Hoover> Oops. +704) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +705) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +706) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. +707) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +708) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +709) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +710) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +711) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +712) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +713) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... +714) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +715) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +716) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +717) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +718) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +719) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +720) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) +721) <fungot> [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] +722) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord +723) <fizzie> [...] "paikankin päällä" sounds just fine +724) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. +725) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. +726) <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise +727) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +728) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +729) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +730) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +731) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +732) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +733) <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky +734) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +735) <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before +736) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? +737) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. +738) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +739) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... +740) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +741) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. +742) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. +743) <fizzie> Two gigabytes is not really much to download. <Gregor> THAT'S LIKE THREE EPISODES OF MY LITTLE PONY +744) <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. +745) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +746) <roper> ioihgfdddf +747) <roper> rephtrase +748) <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) +749) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( +750) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people +751) <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) +752) <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. +753) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples +754) <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used +755) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. +756) <olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading +757) <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back +758) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented +759) <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable +760) <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that +761) <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA* +762) <fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord +763) <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world +764) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." +765) <fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed. +766) <shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up. +767) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" +768) <ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory +769) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. +770) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)" +771) <oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES +772) <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time +773) <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation +774) <elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context +775) <shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech. +776) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird +777) <Ngevd> I don't know which version of Linux kernel I'm using atm <Ngevd> Hang on <Ngevd> I'm on Windows +778) <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport +779) <Edwin Brady> Just seen this comment on reddit: "Parallel programming has been a solved problem for decades." I might have to stop reading the internet. +780) <elliott> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PRESSURE OF EVERYBODY THINKING I'M CONAL +781) <kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else <Sato0x> fact <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad +782) <kmc> haters gonna make som valid points +783) <kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler") +784) <ais523> and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will +785) <shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS +786) <Taneb> coleridge and +787) <Taneb> voice changer to remove ads from transit as well as intended +788) <Taneb> the killers dancer in my c*** +789) <Taneb> l is it real <Taneb> I am [...] <Taneb> because of how on earth would I do that [...] <Taneb> I dont even no idea what I'm saying +790) <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people +791) <Taneb> profanity specialities +792) <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent +793) <Taneb> may I use my phone says it's nick to clarify +794) <tswett> ais523: well, Dylan said "hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows", and then Lawlabee said "'cuz it's pretty awesome." <tswett> Except that by "it", Lawlabee was referring to something entirely different. <tswett> So when I added that quote, Lawlabee emotifrowned. +795) <olsner> is tswett Warrigal? +796) <itidus21> ais523: thats very zen really <ais523> no, it's more or less the opposite of zen +797) * elliott is back not for killing purposes but here to kill people. +798) <calamari> there was a time when I liked wearing a tie too.. I was a mormon. not claiming one has to be a religious nutcase to wear a tie, of course +799) <zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you +800) <oklopol> nortti: fizzie has done some impressive stuff in befunge, which is essentially the two-dimensional version of finnish politics. +801) <elliott> It's... not really links2-optimised. <nortti> elliott: I don't think that any page is links2 optimised +802) <elliott_> (help why are german) <monqy> i play the german version of crawl <elliott_> i +803) <fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h +804) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes +805) <elliott> gah <elliott> this language is of the devil <elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_ +806) <Gregor> Very much like "cen" is Latin for "horse", "yak" is Latin for "yak". +807) <kmc> i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live <kmc> it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins +808) <olsner> they call finnish human-readable? +809) <monqy> 200 and 20 are the same <monqy> different notations for the same thing +810) <Ngevd> And I may soon lack both a head and a wall +811) <shachaf> U+2205 [∅] NO LETTER O ALLOWED +812) <ion> 99 bugs in the bug tracker, 99 reports of bugs. Take one down and commit a fix, 106 bugs in the bug tracker. +813) <Lumpio-> STOP CAPITALIZING <Lumpio-> It's making me feel weird <shubshub> the I has to be capitilized its proper grammer +814) <monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible +815) <elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine +816) <ais523> coppro: I'm researching compiling high-level languages to hardware, which involves inventing new ones <ais523> because there were no modern variants of algol specialised for hardware, oddly enough +817) <monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode. <monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you +818) <oklopol> Gregor: i watched the first episode of MLP [...] <oklopol> Gregor: it wasn't bad, but there was very little sex and violence +819) <pikhq> The world would be a much classier place if the world was full of Gregors. <Phantom_Hoover> True, but how many of them are on fire? +820) <Phantom_Hoover> i once had a dream when i was told to look after some kittens but they were made of chocolate and i ate them :( +821) <pikhq> I vastly prefer "a blind idiot god". <quintopia> pikhq: to what? <pikhq> To the idea of someone actually intentionally designing a mouse. +822) <monqy> ophanim: omee~ +823) <monqy> if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him <monqy> i would also need a clone machine +824) <itidus21> you are like the linux torvalds of quiz engines +825) <Gregor> `log [o]klopol wasn't usually nude +826) <monqy> you've constructed a situation in which i have no choice but to die in 10 days <monqy> well done <monqy> that's murder +827) <itidus21> . o O ( (watches on from a distance) I just can't think that abstractly... or I don't want to. I'm more, there are 2 trains heading in opposite directions: what year were they built? How many windows do they have? Is anyone train surfing on them? Is Ringo Starr narrating this problem? ) [...] <itidus21> Do they serve french toast in the dining carriage? +828) <olsner> This quote is boring +829) <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once +830) <itidus21> i have a simple view of reality that goes something like this.. once your sufficiently well tied up.. it doesn't make a difference if your enemy has a knife or a gun.. you're equally screwed +831) <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform? <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term> <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know. +832) < oklopol> oh god another crazy haskell understander < oklopol> i have to leave +833) <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins. +834) <zzo38> (Some astrologers say all horoscopes that include objects other than the Sun are 3D, but they don't know what 3D means, that is why they are astrologers.) +835) <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer <Taneb> So, not like Glasgow at all +836) <oklopol> i don't get how people are afraid of parachute jumping but they routinely drive a car in fucking traffic +837) <elliott> oh, "legal" as in legal +838) <olsner> when everyone else was busy going "ewwww, comic sans!" I was reading the text and learned everything +839) <mroman> You can't quote me. +840) <zzo38> Sleep on the ceiling next Sunday. +841) < oerjan> Gregor: hey no fair doing ungoogleable citations +842) <fizzie> Also, UCS-4096 has the advantage that each codepoint handily matches the page size of many architectures, so you can deal with them in memory easily. +843) <itidus21> ubuntu is the solaris of the cola world +844) <itidus21> elliott___: we have been calling a book new for 2000 years and it took einstein to figure out relativity +845) <zzo38> Do you think " `addquote [with no context] < zzo38> Do you think psychology is worse, or not?" is worse, or not? +846) <elliott__> i just hit enter b/c its easier than ctrl+a del +847) <itidus21> world peace is for fascists +848) <ais523> rogues using maces is traditional [...] <ais523> not D&D tradition, people coshing people in back alleys tradition +849) <fungot> olsner: over the undertow! under the overpass! around the future and not just fnord for example. it's just the syntax +850) <zzo38> But I still sign by my pens and use extra dots and shapes and so on so that I can claim I was threatened to sign it and put those dots there to warn you, or whatever +851) * oerjan makes a brainfuck derivative for quoting xkcds +852) <zzo38> There is no rule in poker that says you have to try hard to win. +853) <zzo38> Yes you are correct you must be mad or you wouldn't have come here. No escape either, sorry. +854) <itidus21> i think in general it's against nature for an animal to be a boat +855) < kmc> but i mean i don't like jogging so i wouldn't like jogging while jerking off either +856) <kmc> yeah well, petty theft > federal obstruction of justice +857) <zzo38> Because, if it is all wrong, then I should fix it please +858) <madbr> I like the tactile response of actually hitting real balls :D +859) <oklopol> zzo38: i only like games whose names start with "mine" +860) <oklopol> my best guess is 4 years ago but possibly also yesterday +861) <kmc> the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon <kmc> it came in a cardboard box <kmc> i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can <kmc> it was amazing +862) <itidus21> and all this time I thought we were talking about postmodern analysis of junk mail delivery methods and simulations of elephant breeding patterns +863) <Phantom__Hoover> the scene: it is a warm summer's day in scotland, although one obscured by cloud and the fact that it is september +864) <elliott> this sounds sort of like @ kmc <kmc> well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science +865) <Gregor> My latest FB post: The worst part of floating point math is not the fact that 0.1 + 0.2 yields 0.30000000000000004, but trying to explain to people why their language is horribly broken if 0.1 + 0.2 does NOT yield 0.30000000000000004. +866) <oklopol> t <oklopol> y <oklopol> also i didn't say t\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head +867) <fizzie> Backups are so like one of those circus guys walking on a wire except with a safety rope. +868) <elliott> `delquote 869 +869) <Gregor> !rot13 Fluttershy Rainbow Dash Rarity Applejack Twilight Sparkle Pinkie Pie <EgoBot> Syhggreful Envaobj Qnfu Enevgl Nccyrwnpx Gjvyvtug Fcnexyr Cvaxvr Cvr <olsner> oh, they're all named after rot13'd welsh words +870) <olsner> it's not completely obvious since the displayed nick lengths are rounded to the closest integer +871) <zzo38> Confucius say too much. -- Recent Chinese Proverb +872) < tswett> You know what, I'm really sleepy and I should go to bed *right now*. I'm not even going to bo +873) <kmc> typed racket: anyone using a model m keyboard
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.16824 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,842 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +18) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +19) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +20) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +21) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +22) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +23) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +24) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +25) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +26) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +27) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +28) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +29) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +30) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +31) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +32) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +33) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +34) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +35) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +36) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +37) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +38) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +39) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +40) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +41) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +42) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +43) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +44) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +45) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +46) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +47) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +48) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +49) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +50) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +51) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +52) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +53) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +54) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +55) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +56) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +57) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +58) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +59) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +60) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +61) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +62) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +63) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +64) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +65) <fax> im the worst person in the world +66) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +67) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +68) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +69) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +70) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +71) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +72) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +73) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +74) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! +75) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +76) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +77) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +78) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +79) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +80) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +81) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +82) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +83) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +84) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +85) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +86) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +87) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +88) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +89) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +90) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +91) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +92) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +93) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +94) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +95) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +96) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +97) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> +98) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +99) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +100) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +101) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +102) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +103) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +104) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +105) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +106) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +107) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +108) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +109) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +110) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +111) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +112) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +113) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +114) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +115) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +116) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +117) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +118) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +119) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +120) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +121) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +122) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +123) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +124) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +125) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +126) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +127) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +128) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +129) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +130) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +131) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +132) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +133) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +134) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +135) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +136) <cheater99> incest is best +137) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +138) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +139) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +140) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +141) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +142) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +143) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +144) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +145) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +146) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +147) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +148) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +149) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +150) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +151) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +152) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +153) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +154) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +155) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +156) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +157) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +158) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +159) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +160) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +161) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +162) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +163) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) +164) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +165) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +166) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +167) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +168) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +169) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +170) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +171) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +172) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +173) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +174) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +175) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +176) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +177) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +178) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +179) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +180) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +181) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +182) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +183) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +184) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +185) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +186) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +187) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +188) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +189) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +190) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +191) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +192) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +193) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +194) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +195) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +196) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +197) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +198) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +199) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +200) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +201) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +202) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +203) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +204) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +205) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +206) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +207) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +208) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +209) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +210) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +211) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +212) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +213) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +214) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +215) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +216) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +217) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +218) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +219) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +220) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +221) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +222) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +223) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +224) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +225) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +226) <ais523> yay CDE +227) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +228) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +229) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +230) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +231) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +232) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +233) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +234) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +235) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +236) * quintopia sits on gregor +237) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +238) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +239) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +240) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +241) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +242) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +243) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +244) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +245) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +246) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +247) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +248) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +249) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +250) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +251) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +252) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +253) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +254) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +255) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +256) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +257) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +258) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +259) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +260) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +261) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +262) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +263) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +264) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +265) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +266) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +267) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +268) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +269) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +270) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +271) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +272) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +273) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +274) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +275) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +276) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +277) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +278) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +279) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +280) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +281) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +282) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +283) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +284) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +285) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +286) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +287) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +288) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +289) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +290) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +291) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +292) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +293) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +294) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +295) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +296) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +297) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +298) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +299) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +300) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +301) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +302) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +303) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +304) <oklopol> i'm really sleep +305) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +306) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +307) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +308) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +309) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +310) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +311) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +312) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +313) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +314) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +315) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +316) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +317) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +318) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +319) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +320) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +321) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +322) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +323) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +324) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +325) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +326) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +327) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +328) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +329) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +330) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +331) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +332) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +333) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +334) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +335) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +336) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +337) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +338) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +339) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +340) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +341) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +342) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +343) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +344) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +345) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +346) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +347) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +348) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +349) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +350) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +351) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +352) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +353) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +354) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +355) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +356) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +357) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +358) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +359) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +360) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +361) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +362) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +363) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +364) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +365) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +366) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +367) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +368) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +369) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +370) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +371) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +372) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +373) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +374) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +375) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +376) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +377) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +378) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +379) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +380) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +381) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +382) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +383) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +384) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +385) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +386) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +387) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +388) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +389) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +390) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +391) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +392) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +393) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +394) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +395) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +396) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +397) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +398) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +399) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +400) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +401) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +402) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +403) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +404) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +405) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +406) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +407) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +408) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +409) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +410) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +411) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +412) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +413) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +414) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +415) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +416) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +417) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +418) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +419) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +420) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +421) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +422) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +423) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +424) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +425) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +426) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +427) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +428) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +429) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +430) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +431) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +432) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +433) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +434) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +435) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +436) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +437) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +438) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +439) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +440) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +441) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +442) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +443) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +444) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +445) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +446) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +447) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +448) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +449) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +450) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +451) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +452) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +453) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +454) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +455) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +456) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +457) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +458) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +459) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +460) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +461) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +462) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +463) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +464) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +465) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +466) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +467) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +468) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +469) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +470) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +471) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +472) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +473) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +474) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +475) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +476) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +477) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +478) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +479) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +480) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +481) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +482) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +483) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +484) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +485) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +486) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +487) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +488) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +489) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +490) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +491) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +492) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +493) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +494) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +495) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +496) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +497) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +498) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +499) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +500) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +501) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +502) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +503) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +504) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +505) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +506) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +507) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +508) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +509) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +510) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +511) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +512) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +513) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +514) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +515) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +516) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +517) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +518) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +519) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +520) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +521) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +522) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +523) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +524) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +525) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +526) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +527) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +528) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +529) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +530) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +531) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +532) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +533) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +534) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +535) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +536) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +537) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +538) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +539) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +540) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +541) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +542) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +543) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +544) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +545) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +546) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +547) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +548) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +549) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +550) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +551) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +552) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +553) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +554) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +555) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +556) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +557) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +558) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +559) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +560) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +561) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +562) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +563) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +564) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +565) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +566) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +567) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +568) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +569) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +570) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +571) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +572) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +573) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +574) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +575) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +576) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +577) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +578) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +579) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +580) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +581) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +582) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +583) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +584) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +585) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +586) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +587) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +588) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +589) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +590) <myndzi> lol :( +591) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +592) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +593) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +594) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +595) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +596) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +597) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +598) <monqy> i agree with elliott +599) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +600) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +601) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +602) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +603) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +604) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +605) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +606) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +607) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +608) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +609) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +610) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +611) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +612) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +613) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +614) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +615) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +616) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +617) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +618) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +619) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +620) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +621) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +622) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +623) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +624) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +625) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +626) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +627) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +628) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +629) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +630) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +631) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +632) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +633) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +634) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +635) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +636) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +637) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +638) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +639) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +640) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +641) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +642) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +643) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +644) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +645) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +646) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +647) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +648) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +649) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +650) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +651) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +652) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +653) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +654) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +655) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +656) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +657) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +658) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +659) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +660) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +661) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +662) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +663) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +664) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +665) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +666) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +667) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +668) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +669) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +670) <QuickDirtyOS> Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS +671) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +672) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +673) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +674) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +675) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +676) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +677) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +678) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +679) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +680) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +681) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +682) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +683) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +684) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +685) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +686) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +687) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +688) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +689) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +690) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +691) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +692) <elliott>.Ah. +693) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +694) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +695) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +696) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +697) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky +698) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +699) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +700) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +701) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +702) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +703) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +704) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +705) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +706) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +707) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +708) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +709) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +710) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +711) <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. <Phantom_Hoover> Oops. +712) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +713) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +714) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. +715) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +716) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +717) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +718) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +719) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +720) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +721) <elliott> I hate you. +722) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... +723) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +724) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +725) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +726) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +727) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +728) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +729) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) +730) <fungot> [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] +731) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord +732) <fizzie> [...] "paikankin päällä" sounds just fine +733) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. +734) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. +735) <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise +736) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +737) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +738) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +739) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +740) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +741) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +742) <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky +743) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +744) <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before +745) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? +746) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. +747) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +748) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... +749) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +750) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. +751) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. +752) <fizzie> Two gigabytes is not really much to download. <Gregor> THAT'S LIKE THREE EPISODES OF MY LITTLE PONY +753) <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. +754) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +755) <roper> ioihgfdddf +756) <roper> rephtrase +757) <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) +758) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( +759) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people +760) <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) +761) <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. +762) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples +763) <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used +764) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. +765) <olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading +766) <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back +767) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented +768) <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable +769) <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that +770) <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA* +771) <fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord +772) <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world +773) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." +774) <fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed. +775) <shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up. +776) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" +777) <ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory +778) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. +779) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)" +780) <oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES +781) <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time +782) <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation +783) <elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context +784) <shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech. +785) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird +786) <Ngevd> I don't know which version of Linux kernel I'm using atm <Ngevd> Hang on <Ngevd> I'm on Windows +787) <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport +788) <Edwin Brady> Just seen this comment on reddit: "Parallel programming has been a solved problem for decades." I might have to stop reading the internet. +789) <elliott> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PRESSURE OF EVERYBODY THINKING I'M CONAL +790) <kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else <Sato0x> fact <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad +791) <kmc> haters gonna make som valid points +792) <kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler") +793) <ais523> and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will +794) <shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS +795) <elliott> a billion popups are worse than one distended anus. +796) <Taneb> coleridge and +797) <Taneb> voice changer to remove ads from transit as well as intended +798) <Taneb> the killers dancer in my c*** +799) <Taneb> l is it real <Taneb> I am [...] <Taneb> because of how on earth would I do that [...] <Taneb> I dont even no idea what I'm saying +800) <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people +801) <Taneb> profanity specialities +802) <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent +803) <Taneb> may I use my phone says it's nick to clarify +804) <tswett> ais523: well, Dylan said "hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows", and then Lawlabee said "'cuz it's pretty awesome." <tswett> Except that by "it", Lawlabee was referring to something entirely different. <tswett> So when I added that quote, Lawlabee emotifrowned. +805) <olsner> is tswett Warrigal? +806) <itidus21> ais523: thats very zen really <ais523> no, it's more or less the opposite of zen +807) * elliott is back not for killing purposes but here to kill people. +808) <calamari> there was a time when I liked wearing a tie too.. I was a mormon. not claiming one has to be a religious nutcase to wear a tie, of course +809) <zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you +810) <oklopol> nortti: fizzie has done some impressive stuff in befunge, which is essentially the two-dimensional version of finnish politics. +811) <elliott> It's... not really links2-optimised. <nortti> elliott: I don't think that any page is links2 optimised +812) <elliott_> (help why are german) <monqy> i play the german version of crawl <elliott_> i +813) <fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h +814) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes +815) <elliott> gah <elliott> this language is of the devil <elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_ +816) <Gregor> Very much like "cen" is Latin for "horse", "yak" is Latin for "yak". +817) <kmc> i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live <kmc> it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins +818) <olsner> they call finnish human-readable? +819) <monqy> 200 and 20 are the same <monqy> different notations for the same thing +820) <Ngevd> And I may soon lack both a head and a wall +821) <shachaf> U+2205 [∅] NO LETTER O ALLOWED +822) <ion> 99 bugs in the bug tracker, 99 reports of bugs. Take one down and commit a fix, 106 bugs in the bug tracker. +823) <Lumpio-> STOP CAPITALIZING <Lumpio-> It's making me feel weird <shubshub> the I has to be capitilized its proper grammer +824) <monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible +825) <elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine +826) <ais523> coppro: I'm researching compiling high-level languages to hardware, which involves inventing new ones <ais523> because there were no modern variants of algol specialised for hardware, oddly enough +827) <monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode. <monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you +828) <oklopol> Gregor: i watched the first episode of MLP [...] <oklopol> Gregor: it wasn't bad, but there was very little sex and violence +829) <pikhq> The world would be a much classier place if the world was full of Gregors. <Phantom_Hoover> True, but how many of them are on fire? +830) <Phantom_Hoover> i once had a dream when i was told to look after some kittens but they were made of chocolate and i ate them :( +831) <pikhq> I vastly prefer "a blind idiot god". <quintopia> pikhq: to what? <pikhq> To the idea of someone actually intentionally designing a mouse. +832) <monqy> ophanim: omee~ +833) <monqy> if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him <monqy> i would also need a clone machine +834) <itidus21> you are like the linux torvalds of quiz engines +835) <Gregor> `log [o]klopol wasn't usually nude +836) <monqy> you've constructed a situation in which i have no choice but to die in 10 days <monqy> well done <monqy> that's murder +837) <itidus21> . o O ( (watches on from a distance) I just can't think that abstractly... or I don't want to. I'm more, there are 2 trains heading in opposite directions: what year were they built? How many windows do they have? Is anyone train surfing on them? Is Ringo Starr narrating this problem? ) [...] <itidus21> Do they serve french toast in the dining carriage? +838) <olsner> This quote is boring +839) <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once +840) <itidus21> i have a simple view of reality that goes something like this.. once your sufficiently well tied up.. it doesn't make a difference if your enemy has a knife or a gun.. you're equally screwed +841) <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform? <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term> <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know. +842) < oklopol> oh god another crazy haskell understander < oklopol> i have to leave
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.1713 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,62 @@ +2008-10-02.txt:21:52:07: <fizzie> #scheme: [2006-09-23 07:52:58] < psykotic> three korean dudes are repelling off the skyscrape out of my window, washing the windows +2008-10-02.txt:21:53:36: <fizzie> Yes, "out of my" can be continued with "window" thanks to that psykotic quote, and I'm sure "the windows api" is somewhere. +2009-01-25.txt:22:26:27: <AnMaster> oerjan: psykfall +2009-01-25.txt:22:26:49: <oerjan> AnMaster: no idea what psykfall means +2009-01-25.txt:22:28:09: <AnMaster> psykfall implies someone locked in too +2009-03-09.txt:20:53:03: <fungot> estoppel: psykotic every pixel is sacred. just me, or i managed to get nothing? how about making a language? +2012-04-17.txt:20:01:46: <fungot> olsner: i lived in some country, isn't it, psykotic? ( if you know who invented oekaki and when. +2012-08-17.txt:21:47:56: -!- psyk has joined #esoteric. +2012-08-17.txt:21:49:14: <atehwa> psyk: please feel welcome here, right? +2012-08-17.txt:21:49:19: <psyk> atehwa: mitä mä haluan kaupasta? +2012-08-17.txt:21:49:31: <atehwa> psyk: no, bad bot, no finnish here. +2012-08-17.txt:21:49:33: <psyk> atehwa: :( +2012-08-17.txt:21:53:40: <atehwa> The source, by the way, is at http://sange.fi/~atehwa/psyk/ if someone is interested +2012-08-17.txt:21:53:57: <atehwa> psyk: please say at least something in English +2012-08-17.txt:21:54:06: <psyk> atehwa: not everyone of my lines is in English! +2012-08-17.txt:21:54:31: <atehwa> psyk: you're right, they aren't, but you're a good girl none the less. +2012-08-17.txt:21:54:39: <psyk> atehwa: Puhuisimmeko mieluummin suomea? +2012-08-17.txt:21:54:48: <atehwa> psyk: I'd rather not. +2012-08-17.txt:21:54:58: <psyk> atehwa: Hmm.. Might be. But you sure are a liar. +2012-08-17.txt:21:56:36: <atehwa> well, anyway, psyk can be kicked out if he misbehaves or is irritating for some other reason +2012-08-18.txt:02:34:57: <psyk> kmc: What a shame.. +2012-08-18.txt:05:52:00: <atehwa> psyk: what do you think? +2012-08-18.txt:05:52:02: <psyk> atehwa: not much +2012-08-18.txt:07:01:38: <atehwa> psyk: I guess it figures +2012-08-18.txt:07:01:48: <psyk> atehwa: tiedoksesi: en ole britney-fani +2012-08-18.txt:08:33:57: <psyk> oerjan: I know that now both of us has made an error in grammar. or fwe. +2012-08-18.txt:08:34:16: <oerjan> psyk: NONESNES +2012-08-18.txt:08:34:19: <psyk> oerjan: mitä siitä? +2012-08-18.txt:08:34:50: <psyk> oerjan: I want to kill somebody. +2012-08-18.txt:08:35:08: <Sgeo> Is psyk from Mezzacotta? +2012-08-18.txt:12:48:01: <psyk> elliott: No it isn't! +2012-08-18.txt:12:48:17: <elliott> psyk: ? +2012-08-18.txt:12:48:22: <psyk> elliott: What are you doing? +2012-08-18.txt:12:48:30: <elliott> psyk: answering FreeFull's haskell question +2012-08-18.txt:12:48:34: <psyk> elliott: Vielleich, oder so. +2012-08-18.txt:12:48:39: <elliott> psyk: what +2012-08-18.txt:12:48:48: <psyk> elliott: Shit of your gastrointestinal tract. +2012-08-18.txt:12:49:01: <ion> psyk: hotik? +2012-08-18.txt:12:49:04: <psyk> ion: kerro lisää. +2012-08-18.txt:12:49:09: <elliott> psyk: are you a bpt +2012-08-18.txt:12:49:12: <psyk> elliott: No, i'm not +2012-08-18.txt:12:52:45: <elliott> apparently psyk is, in fact, a bot http://sange.fi/~atehwa/psyk/psykbot.ss +2012-08-18.txt:12:52:55: <elliott> psyk: ? +2012-08-18.txt:12:53:01: <psyk> elliott: Without contradiction there's no life. +2012-08-18.txt:12:53:04: <psyk> elliott: eikö euroopan unioni olekin perseestä? +2012-08-18.txt:13:31:48: <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, wait, what triggers psyk? +2012-08-18.txt:14:12:49: <itidus21> wow i thought psyk was a real person +2012-08-18.txt:15:58:49: <elliott> psyk is a bot +2012-08-18.txt:15:58:57: <psyk> elliott: I know, and that was an answer. +2012-08-18.txt:17:39:49: <psyk> atriq: hyvää yötä +2012-08-18.txt:17:40:16: <atriq> psyk, goodnight to you to? +2012-08-18.txt:17:40:23: <psyk> atriq: robottieläimiäkin kiinnostaa +2012-08-19.txt:00:15:00: <psyk> elliott: I've noticed you're quite shameless. +2012-08-19.txt:01:02:35: <psyk> shachaf: exactly +2012-08-19.txt:01:16:50: <elliott> <psyk> shachaf: exactly +2012-08-19.txt:01:17:00: <psyk> elliott: no se johtuu siitä, että puhun suomea, pöljä! +2012-08-19.txt:01:17:54: <monqy> the "psyk" story sounds interesting too ! +2012-08-19.txt:01:17:56: <psyk> monqy: Okay. Go for it. Although, truth is out there. +2012-08-19.txt:08:52:24: <oerjan> based on the logs, i am starting to think that psyk is a bot. +2012-08-19.txt:08:52:44: <oerjan> `pastelogs <psyk> +2012-08-19.txt:08:53:27: <oerjan> `pastelogs <psyk> +2012-08-19.txt:08:53:55: <itidus21> `pastelogs psyk
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Word shortcuts make no sense at all +2011-08-05.txt:11:01:06: <itidus21> MS Word is childs play in comparison. +2011-08-05.txt:11:01:24: <elliott> itidus21: o rly? +2011-08-05.txt:11:01:44: <itidus21> but it has less features +2011-08-05.txt:11:02:11: <itidus21> as for me I use openoffice.org writer +2011-08-05.txt:11:02:20: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus21, just as bad. +2011-08-05.txt:11:02:27: <elliott> itidus21: You realise Emacs is not primarily a word processor, right? +2011-08-05.txt:11:02:44: <itidus21> can emacs interpret lisp? +2011-08-05.txt:11:03:00: <NihilistDandy> itidus21: Emacs is the only way it is actually possible to stand writing Lisp. +2011-08-05.txt:11:03:19: <itidus21> but can it execute lisp? +2011-08-05.txt:11:03:43: <elliott> itidus21: Yes, Emacs is based upon and in large parts written in Emacs Lisp. +2011-08-05.txt:11:03:59: <itidus21> lol :o +2011-08-05.txt:11:04:24: <itidus21> does emacs support any other languages in addition to lisp? +2011-08-05.txt:11:04:48: <NihilistDandy> itidus21: It supports all of them +2011-08-05.txt:11:16:37: -!- itidus21 has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). +2011-08-05.txt:17:19:45: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-05.txt:19:16:05: <itidus21> getting analytical... +2011-08-05.txt:19:17:34: <itidus21> the message "pay whatever you want" registers in your concious reasoning as the ultimate bargain... of being entirely in your best interests since it is putting you in control +2011-08-05.txt:19:18:26: <itidus21> and that... any concious attempt to find fault with it could be smothered or rationalized by the fact that it's your fault if you're not happy with the price you pay +2011-08-05.txt:19:19:43: <itidus21> however, such explanations do not account for the role of the individual in a society... complete with norms, expectations, feelings of guilt, feelings of shame, ethics of reciprocity, people-pleasers +2011-08-05.txt:19:20:11: <itidus21> and the idea that in a way you condone things, or vote for them, or sometimes boycott them, with your money +2011-08-05.txt:19:20:32: <itidus21> that collectively people make and break projects by how they spend their money +2011-08-05.txt:19:21:04: <itidus21> thats my take on it. +2011-08-05.txt:19:21:44: <itidus21> there is surely a game theory aspect to it +2011-08-05.txt:19:23:18: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus21, it's really just a matter of balancing the amount you're paying with the obligation you feel to pay and the incentive for them to provide further bundles. +2011-08-05.txt:19:26:41: <itidus21> its quite possible this person is targetting all creators of free software with this threat seeking out of court settlements +2011-08-05.txt:19:27:09: <itidus21> since with free software its much easier to install it, and thus provide evidence +2011-08-05.txt:19:27:59: <itidus21> i suspect its probably a wider stunt.... spider "touch" them.. hence they don't need a bite mark.. and they don't need to pay for the software +2011-08-05.txt:19:28:50: <itidus21> maybe even a mass mailer +2011-08-05.txt:19:29:17: <itidus21> was it specific about the nature of your software, or could it be mass? +2011-08-05.txt:19:29:54: <itidus21> such a person, with such low odds of success sending such an email, would need a large population +2011-08-05.txt:19:30:27: <itidus21> so its unlikely they have the time to actually try out every piece of software .. oor maybe they did +2011-08-05.txt:19:30:39: <zzo38> itidus21: No I think it was a few years ago in some IRC channel someone asked me directly. Maybe they are trying to be confusing or lying or joking or something I don't know, or tricked me +2011-08-05.txt:19:31:20: <itidus21> oh i see +2011-08-05.txt:19:31:30: <itidus21> so they asked for money back on some free software... thats really bizzare] +2011-08-05.txt:19:34:06: <zzo38> itidus21: Probably because my software confuses some people due to it being different from other software. +2011-08-05.txt:19:35:14: <itidus21> im trying to study some mechanics... +2011-08-05.txt:19:35:30: <itidus21> someone in another room said game coding rarely needs calculus +2011-08-05.txt:19:35:47: <itidus21> but... i seem to encounter calculus at every turn in this subject of mechanics +2011-08-05.txt:19:36:37: <zzo38> itidus21: I also seem game coding rarely needs calculus, but I have found many kinds of mathematics useful in a few cases in various programming whether it is a game or something else +2011-08-05.txt:19:37:47: <itidus21> these topics are pretty tough +2011-08-05.txt:19:38:21: <itidus21> kinematics, acceleration, proper acceleration, geodesic +2011-08-05.txt:19:38:57: <itidus21> i just want a good grasp of how everything works +2011-08-05.txt:19:39:07: <itidus21> i want to create a skeletal animation system +2011-08-05.txt:19:39:18: <itidus21> in 2d +2011-08-05.txt:19:39:33: <itidus21> maybe i should just jump into a tutorial on that directly :P +2011-08-05.txt:19:40:30: <itidus21> i want to design it in pseudocode terms +2011-08-05.txt:19:40:48: <itidus21> design more than implementation +2011-08-05.txt:19:41:01: <itidus21> not necessarily pseudocode +2011-08-05.txt:19:41:06: <itidus21> just the design of it yeah +2011-08-05.txt:19:42:02: <itidus21> i only want design though.. like on paper +2011-08-05.txt:19:42:36: <itidus21> that can come later +2011-08-05.txt:19:42:58: <itidus21> lol... its different because i am under no constraints +2011-08-05.txt:19:43:06: <itidus21> so there is no rush to implement +2011-08-05.txt:19:44:24: <itidus21> so i am trying to figure out how a 2d skeleton would work in practice +2011-08-05.txt:19:45:09: <itidus21> i could certainly make one if it was frozen in place.... but the important part of actually making it animate is lots of thinking involved +2011-08-05.txt:19:46:27: <itidus21> ah.. so it could be that a model to experiment with would be a good start +2011-08-05.txt:19:47:52: <itidus21> hmm still to early for prototype i suppose.. +2011-08-05.txt:19:48:31: <itidus21> so.. to youtube... the great colony google +2011-08-05.txt:19:48:39: <itidus21> ^colony of +2011-08-05.txt:19:54:08: <itidus21> back +2011-08-05.txt:19:54:53: <itidus21> MDude: i mean like an invisible frame of interconnected vertices onto which visible pieces are added +2011-08-05.txt:19:55:02: <itidus21> ^added or.. skinned in some way +2011-08-05.txt:19:55:30: <itidus21> i also want to give it inverse kinematics... just to be awesome +2011-08-05.txt:19:56:10: <itidus21> its all part of some hare-brained scheme for a game engine +2011-08-05.txt:19:57:25: <itidus21> its been done before and all... but it is a pretty sexy thing +2011-08-05.txt:19:58:49: <itidus21> yup +2011-08-05.txt:19:59:00: <itidus21> well see... i don't know this kind of math very well +2011-08-05.txt:19:59:27: <itidus21> so its basically, i know its possible, and its just a matter of finding out which formulas do what i need +2011-08-05.txt:20:00:59: <itidus21> my plans are too freeform to be bound up by something like literate programming +2011-08-05.txt:20:01:53: <itidus21> you could almost say the whole thing is a thought exercize... +2011-08-05.txt:20:02:08: <itidus21> this thing i am working on i mean +2011-08-05.txt:20:05:11: <itidus21> ok i found a tutorial it seems +2011-08-05.txt:20:06:15: <itidus21> I have implemented things in the past, despite not being very good, I know that I can implement things if I have to. So I am focused on the system now. +2011-08-05.txt:20:06:55: <itidus21> perhaps an overengineered monster, perhaps just an experiment +2011-08-05.txt:20:12:47: <itidus21> regarding implementation languages, i have this idea of doing a virtual machine language based around vector graphics primitives +2011-08-05.txt:20:12:58: <itidus21> so this puppy is all about over-engineering +2011-08-05.txt:20:14:17: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-09.txt:20:57:36: <monqy> maybe itidus21 will get it..... +2011-08-11.txt:09:35:44: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-11.txt:12:00:45: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-20.txt:02:18:36: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-20.txt:02:35:51: <itidus21> IO may cause drowziness. +2011-08-20.txt:02:58:08: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-22.txt:23:08:18: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-22.txt:23:19:53: -!- itidus21 has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). +2011-08-24.txt:09:25:17: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-24.txt:11:36:06: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-30.txt:10:28:03: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-30.txt:13:32:56: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-30.txt:14:39:44: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-30.txt:15:52:57: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-09-13.txt:09:11:32: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:09:30:43: -!- itidus21 has quit (Read error: Connection timed out). +2011-09-13.txt:09:31:17: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:09:33:51: <oerjan> itidus21: lambda calculus can do any computation that a computer can do, but you have to encode the data as lambda expressions first, and define your functions... +2011-09-13.txt:09:52:07: -!- itidus21 has quit (Read error: Connection timed out). +2011-09-13.txt:09:53:07: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:10:11:52: -!- itidus21 has quit (Read error: Connection timed out). +2011-09-13.txt:10:12:37: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:10:31:18: -!- itidus21 has quit (Read error: Connection timed out). +2011-09-13.txt:10:31:45: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:10:33:12: -!- itidus21 has quit (Client Quit). +2011-09-13.txt:10:33:45: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:10:35:16: -!- itidus21 has quit (Client Quit). +2011-09-13.txt:10:35:31: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:10:40:00: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-09-13.txt:13:13:02: -!- itidus20 is now known as itidus21. +2011-09-13.txt:13:13:24: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-09-15.txt:07:08:20: -!- itidus20 is now known as itidus21. +2011-09-15.txt:07:08:33: <itidus21> `karma+ itidus20 +2011-09-15.txt:07:08:41: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-09-15.txt:07:09:10: -!- itidus20 is now known as itidus21. +2011-09-15.txt:07:09:34: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-09-15.txt:20:25:29: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-15.txt:20:31:38: -!- itidus21 has quit (Quit: Leaving). +2011-09-15.txt:20:50:26: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-15.txt:21:32:09: <oerjan> `run echo "The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details." >wisdom/monqy +2011-09-15.txt:21:32:28: <HackEgo> The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details. +2011-09-15.txt:21:32:36: <itidus21> :-s +2011-09-15.txt:21:33:18: <itidus21> i do have an extensive collection of english-translated ancient chinese books and ebooks... but i don't know much about it +2011-09-15.txt:21:33:57: <itidus21> and my memory is hopeless +2011-09-15.txt:21:36:08: <elliott> `run echo "The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details." >wisdom/monqy +2011-09-15.txt:21:39:11: <oerjan> is itidus21 using mystery to reverse entropy? +2011-09-15.txt:21:40:44: <itidus21> i don't know the stuff seriously +2011-09-15.txt:21:41:11: <itidus21> i do know that leibniz was curious about the i ching +2011-09-15.txt:21:41:35: <itidus21> and wolframalpha says that yin yang is like mathematical monad +2011-09-15.txt:21:44:08: <itidus21> oerjan: if you clone your enemy can you find his weaknesses? +2011-09-15.txt:21:45:00: <itidus21> perhaps having a dna sample of your enemy could give insight into their weaknesses +2011-09-15.txt:21:45:13: <itidus21> im not meaning that this is a good thing.. +2011-09-15.txt:21:45:23: <itidus21> but seems like an inevitable military application +2011-09-15.txt:21:45:50: <itidus21> you could discover allergies they don't know they have +2011-09-15.txt:21:46:23: <itidus21> but on the topic of allergies i have heard it might not be genetic.. i dunno +2011-09-15.txt:21:53:07: <itidus21> back. a topic i am interested in is definitions of difficult and easy +2011-09-15.txt:21:54:00: <itidus21> for me easy to difficult is a continuum, easy being involuntary, difficult being impossible +2011-09-15.txt:21:56:01: <itidus21> i think a task moves towards impossible as the ratio of required materials, time, kilojoules moves away from the available materials, time, kilojoules +2011-09-15.txt:21:56:38: <itidus21> but also the capacity to bridge the gap between the required and available affects it +2011-09-15.txt:21:57:53: <itidus21> you just don't like the word difficult +2011-09-15.txt:21:58:05: <itidus21> noone seems to +2011-09-15.txt:21:58:43: <itidus21> impossible to me is if any chatter here is not dead within 130 years +2011-09-15.txt:21:59:03: <itidus21> i don't believe any amount of science will manage it +2011-09-15.txt:21:59:19: <itidus21> because for one thing science requires money +2011-09-15.txt:21:59:25: <itidus21> and money is a finite resource +2011-09-15.txt:22:00:33: <itidus21> so this time constraint of 130 years may just make it unworkable +2011-09-15.txt:22:01:08: <itidus21> sure if you remove constraints then things become possible +2011-09-15.txt:22:02:56: <itidus21> impossible is also if i held up fingers anyone being able to count them.. +2011-09-15.txt:22:04:13: <itidus21> although there is a possibility that someone really does have a camera in place to count them, it is not a real possibility +2011-09-15.txt:22:05:07: <itidus21> ok ill go chill out +2011-09-15.txt:22:05:10: -!- itidus21 has parted #esoteric ("Leaving"). +2011-09-15.txt:22:06:47: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-15.txt:22:07:44: -!- itidus21 has parted #esoteric ("Leaving"). +2011-09-15.txt:22:10:50: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-15.txt:22:12:04: <itidus21> lagging bad +2011-09-15.txt:22:12:10: <itidus21> maybe impossible is a limit +2011-09-15.txt:22:12:24: <itidus21> which you can only approach,kind of like infinity +2011-09-15.txt:22:15:03: <itidus21> ^not that i want to be here in 130 years +2011-09-15.txt:22:17:04: <itidus21> `log shenanigan +2011-09-15.txt:22:18:07: <itidus21> `log random +2011-09-15.txt:22:18:37: <itidus21> `log impossible +2011-09-15.txt:22:19:42: <itidus21> `log world +2011-09-15.txt:22:20:00: <itidus21> `log world +2011-09-15.txt:22:20:40: <itidus21> `log dwarf +2011-09-15.txt:22:21:16: <itidus21> `log the body +2011-09-15.txt:22:21:45: <itidus21> @gregor, yeah.. the reflex is discussed on wiki page of common misconceptions +2011-09-15.txt:22:24:03: <itidus21> impossible = talking someone out of doing something malicious to you +2011-09-15.txt:22:25:20: <itidus21> basically the drowning reflex is not social +2011-09-15.txt:22:25:29: <itidus21> its not designed to draw others attention +2011-09-15.txt:22:25:42: <itidus21> all energy becomes concentrated on survival +2011-09-15.txt:22:25:52: <itidus21> unfortunately its quite useless +2011-09-15.txt:22:26:37: <itidus21> if drowning reflex worked you wouldn't need bodyguards +2011-09-15.txt:22:26:44: <itidus21> ^lifeguards +2011-09-15.txt:22:34:28: <Guest53387> itidus21: You're responding to RANDOM LINES FROM THE LOG?!?! +2011-09-15.txt:22:35:42: <itidus21> Guest53387: yeah, except, i must add that it migt be a social thing.. but the point is the drowning reflex is something you could be 5 feet away from someone and not know they're drowning +2011-09-15.txt:22:35:50: <itidus21> unless you know what to look for +2011-09-15.txt:22:36:45: <itidus21> human body is not good at a few things "rotting teeth"... "drowning" +2011-09-15.txt:22:37:28: <itidus21> i mean we need a dentist industry to avoid chronic tooth pain? its really that bad? +2011-09-15.txt:22:37:43: <itidus21> evolution fucked up on the teeth department +2011-09-15.txt:22:38:54: <oerjan> itidus21: evolution may not have foreseen industrial sugar +2011-09-15.txt:22:38:57: <itidus21> well i feel bad about my rant before +2011-09-15.txt:22:39:12: <itidus21> so im overcompensating :) +2011-09-15.txt:22:39:43: <itidus21> but a toothache won't just stop +2011-09-15.txt:22:40:18: <itidus21> dh_ ok you're right +2011-09-15.txt:22:42:26: <itidus21> :o +2011-09-15.txt:22:42:36: <itidus21> ability to be grandparents +2011-09-15.txt:22:42:42: <itidus21> thats pretty intense +2011-09-15.txt:22:43:00: <itidus21> most animals don't become grandparents? +2011-09-15.txt:22:43:50: <itidus21> `log sandwich +2011-09-15.txt:22:44:19: <itidus21> `log bread +2011-09-15.txt:22:44:31: <itidus21> `log toast +2011-09-15.txt:22:44:48: <itidus21> `log crossaint +2011-09-15.txt:22:44:52: <HackEgo> 2011-09-15.txt:22:44:48: <itidus21> `log crossaint +2011-09-15.txt:22:45:20: <itidus21> `log sandwich +2011-09-15.txt:22:45:35: <itidus21> `log sandwich +2011-09-15.txt:22:46:03: <itidus21> `log sammich +2011-09-15.txt:22:52:19: <itidus21> http://blog.progopedia.com/2011/jul/31/gourmet-programming/ +2011-09-15.txt:23:04:06: <itidus21> ok so i was thinking and reading, +2011-09-15.txt:23:04:29: <itidus21> it has occured to me that chessboard does not contain an encoding of the rules of chess within itself +2011-09-15.txt:23:04:45: <itidus21> this is a terrible situation +2011-09-15.txt:23:05:15: <itidus21> so i thought of a possible solution +2011-09-15.txt:23:08:44: <itidus21> i was reading hither and thither +2011-09-15.txt:23:09:49: <itidus21> ok this is the general idea http://oi53.tinypic.com/21jtzs5.jpg +2011-09-15.txt:23:10:31: <itidus21> someone in here once mentioned to me that some game where each piece was a chessboard of its own +2011-09-15.txt:23:11:09: <itidus21> but the idea i am looking at here is each piece is an address of some program section which defines it +2011-09-15.txt:23:12:27: <itidus21> so the chessboard itself i am trying to see as being just a part of a program +2011-09-15.txt:23:13:34: <itidus21> humm.. so how would it work.. it would be +2011-09-15.txt:23:14:22: <itidus21> well firstly you might have a data structure representing a chess piece +2011-09-15.txt:23:15:08: <itidus21> and each class of chess piece could be some numbers plugged into that data structure +2011-09-15.txt:23:16:01: <itidus21> and, so, you could, say each piece was a pointer to a chess piece data structure +2011-09-15.txt:23:18:00: <itidus21> ok Betza defines a pawn as "mfWcfFimfW2" and Parlett defines a pawn as "o1>, c1X>, io2>" +2011-09-15.txt:23:18:20: <itidus21> so you could store "mfWcfFimfW2" at say, address 100 +2011-09-15.txt:23:18:50: <itidus21> and your row of pawns would then all be pointers to address 100 +2011-09-15.txt:23:19:50: <itidus21> now if a piece could break out of the board.. and tamper with the definition of a pawn +2011-09-15.txt:23:20:03: <itidus21> it could start getting quite interesting +2011-09-15.txt:23:29:44: <itidus21> Patashu: so the program becomes the board.. and pieces are presumably tracked by some kind of array or list +2011-09-15.txt:23:34:36: <itidus21> so when it is your turn you would select a cell from those available in your list of cells, and a desired place to move it, and it would look up the instructions of the piece by following its address +2011-09-15.txt:23:35:05: <itidus21> for example pawns might be described at address 100, and then, if your move is possible it would be made +2011-09-15.txt:23:52:03: <CakeProphet> itidus21: there is no fenestrated wall in programs. +2011-09-16.txt:00:05:32: <CakeProphet> itidus21: meaning that anything in the program that goes "outside the bounds" of the system has either been designed as part of the system, or is most likely a bug/segfault. +2011-09-16.txt:00:12:29: <itidus21> CakeProphet: yeah.. +2011-09-16.txt:00:13:11: <itidus21> a properly implemented chessboard and chess rules will never bring about a situation where the pieces can leave the board +2011-09-16.txt:00:13:36: <itidus21> leaving board has to be by design or by hacking/bugs +2011-09-16.txt:00:15:30: <itidus21> theres this problem that a game doesn't necessarily become better by being larger or more complicated +2011-09-16.txt:00:19:00: <itidus21> like it can be a memory test[eg the game memory], a reflex test[arcade/action games], a calculation test[puzzle/strategy games], a strength test[punching bag style games/some sports], a stamina test[some sports] +2011-09-16.txt:00:19:40: <itidus21> also.. it can be a test of how much time and money you have +2011-09-16.txt:00:20:41: <itidus21> the idlerpg game is like a test of how long you can maintain an irc connection +2011-09-16.txt:00:21:55: <itidus21> some games where you can buy items or priviliges with real world money show that off... and being able to afford better internet connections or living in country with good internet can improve that +2011-09-16.txt:00:23:00: <itidus21> also games can be a test of the ability to cheat or hacking it +2011-09-16.txt:00:24:31: <itidus21> monqy: because i want to think up a cool game.. and it would be easy if all i had to do was say "bigger! more complicated!" +2011-09-16.txt:00:25:15: <itidus21> the trick is that a game does not infact prove superiority of one over another.. it is an illusion of the ego +2011-09-16.txt:00:29:49: <itidus21> so, another way i try to look at it is the value of art +2011-09-16.txt:00:31:03: <itidus21> poetry, novels, drawings, paintings, musical compositions, sculptures, garden arrangements, house decoration +2011-09-16.txt:00:31:15: <itidus21> ^film +2011-09-16.txt:00:31:54: <itidus21> theater plays, operas, orchestras, concerts, puppet shows, circuses +2011-09-16.txt:00:32:45: <itidus21> singing, dancing +2011-09-16.txt:00:33:58: <itidus21> origami, martial arts, fashion +2011-09-16.txt:00:34:34: <itidus21> cooking +2011-09-16.txt:00:35:52: * oerjan waits for itidus21 to run away screaming +2011-09-16.txt:00:36:46: <itidus21> now whether science, mathematics, physics, electronics, engineering, philosophy, religion, programming etc, fits in with that first list i am not sure +2011-09-16.txt:00:42:25: <itidus21> now these things difficult to classify religion, business, politics, law, military, sales, marketing, tourism, psychology(could be science) +2011-09-16.txt:00:43:08: <itidus21> the last ones seem to be a category of things which are particularly social in nature +2011-09-16.txt:00:44:17: <itidus21> so, i am left wondering where gaming fits in to all this +2011-09-16.txt:00:45:11: <itidus21> is it a drug.. is it a shallow consumable.. +2011-09-16.txt:00:45:21: <itidus21> is it an artform +2011-09-16.txt:00:45:30: <itidus21> is it a science +2011-09-16.txt:00:47:02: <itidus21> perhaps a game can be enjoyed or not enjoyed in just the same way as everything else +2011-09-16.txt:00:48:23: <itidus21> upon a stable basis of friendly people wanting to interact a game can perform it's magic +2011-09-16.txt:01:03:46: <itidus21> so drawing my attention now to how games are played. chess tables in a park. gambling in wild west saloons. casinos. basketball courts. football fields. olympic stadiums. racing tracks. slot car racing venues. golf courses. arcade game places. +2011-09-16.txt:01:04:07: <itidus21> billiads/pool halls. +2011-09-16.txt:01:04:25: <itidus21> ^bulliards +2011-09-16.txt:01:07:02: <itidus21> on a phone. bedroom PC. a lan cafe. lan parties. family tv with console attached. tabletop games like board games, military sims, role playing games +2011-09-16.txt:01:07:59: <itidus21> marble games often played outdoors +2011-09-16.txt:01:09:31: <itidus21> i spy, charades, travel versions of some board games +2011-09-16.txt:01:09:51: <itidus21> newspaper puzzles, magazine puzzles, +2011-09-16.txt:01:10:13: <itidus21> live action role playing games(LARP) +2011-09-16.txt:01:11:13: <itidus21> hop scotch. tennis ball bouncing games, such as bouncing in squares of pavement or bouncing off a wall +2011-09-16.txt:01:11:48: <itidus21> easter egg hunts +2011-09-16.txt:01:13:28: <itidus21> some games seems to be played for entertainment, some played for profit.. +2011-09-16.txt:01:14:25: <itidus21> some for .. i don't know.. i can't really understand mathematicians or why they play mathematical games +2011-09-16.txt:01:15:50: <itidus21> perhaps those are also entertaining, but there is certainly some educational value to some games too +2011-09-16.txt:01:16:37: <itidus21> however, education of course is a means and not an end, and yet we hope that we never stop learning +2011-09-16.txt:01:17:59: * itidus21 walks off in the twilight among the chirps of crickets, satisfied. +2011-09-16.txt:02:32:32: <itidus21> yeah, we can take the burden of knowing something happened without knowing what it was +2011-09-16.txt:03:02:56: <itidus21> `log smeg +2011-09-16.txt:03:03:22: <itidus21> `log smeg +2011-09-16.txt:03:03:31: <itidus21> o.o +2011-09-16.txt:03:04:12: <itidus21> `log loller +2011-09-16.txt:03:04:48: <itidus21> `log fuck +2011-09-16.txt:03:05:10: <itidus21> `log fuck +2011-09-16.txt:03:05:18: <itidus21> `log fuck +2011-09-16.txt:03:05:37: <itidus21> `log unusable +2011-09-16.txt:03:06:30: <itidus21> `log mario +2011-09-16.txt:03:06:49: <itidus21> `log #jesus +2011-09-16.txt:03:07:32: <itidus21> `log http +2011-09-16.txt:03:08:08: <itidus21> `log norris +2011-09-16.txt:03:13:27: <monqy> itidus21: hi +2011-09-16.txt:03:28:05: <itidus21> `log just using log to maintain some modicum of relaxation +2011-09-16.txt:03:28:07: <HackEgo> 2011-09-16.txt:03:28:05: <itidus21> `log just using log to maintain some modicum of relaxation +2011-09-16.txt:03:45:28: <itidus21> my theory that mondrian's style was already existant in flag designs +2011-09-16.txt:03:45:41: <itidus21> but not formalized +2011-09-16.txt:04:59:58: <itidus21> \o/ +2011-09-16.txt:05:00:31: <itidus21> shachaf: well their arms have to be up because basically +2011-09-16.txt:05:00:42: <itidus21> o +2011-09-16.txt:05:00:46: <itidus21> /|\ +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.17281 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,64 @@ +2008-02-06.txt:17:17:28: <ehird`> ais523: i think yours is a bit too obscure, yeah +2008-02-18.txt:20:14:31: <ais523> Sgeo: I know you weren't asking me, but I know from experience that some obscure bugs in code I wrote were traceable to not doing that +2008-03-31.txt:15:44:02: <ais523> AnMaster: Kate recognises INTERCAL as some sort of obscure database script +2008-03-31.txt:16:42:13: <ais523> ehird: you just know that people will use obscure features like symlinked variables in order to confuse the fuzz tester +2008-03-31.txt:16:43:16: <AnMaster> <ais523> ehird: you just know that people will use obscure features like symlinked variables in order to confuse the fuzz tester +2008-04-03.txt:10:10:43: <ais523> wow, posix_fadvice is so obscure Google can't figure out what it does +2008-04-03.txt:12:20:08: <AnMaster> ais523, <ais523> wow, posix_fadvice is so obscure Google can't figure out what it does <-- try the man page, it knows +2008-04-04.txt:15:18:30: <ais523> (trigraphs are an obscure and rarely-used C89 feature, but this time I was using them to type chars like ] with a sequence of characters that was nop in Brainfuck) +2008-05-06.txt:19:26:32: <ais523> it's understanding what obscure language feature you need to solve it that's needed to solve the problem +2008-05-20.txt:19:08:45: <ehird> ais523: you seem to think git is some kind of obscure system +2008-05-20.txt:19:22:10: * ais523 thinks you should install something really obscure +2008-05-20.txt:19:23:01: <ehird> ais523: But only because I went looking for obscure editors before +2008-06-23.txt:13:44:15: <oklopol> ais523: read logs for a new language of mine, and obscure rant about Ef! +2008-06-23.txt:23:24:12: <ais523> Slereah2: probably not, it's a pretty obscure character +2008-09-12.txt:21:25:23: <ais523> I got quite good at it though despite it being so obscure +2008-09-12.txt:22:45:56: <ais523> it could easily beat most other tests at testing portability on obscure systems +2008-09-20.txt:21:36:02: <ais523> but that would have been a lot more obscure +2008-09-23.txt:20:27:04: <ais523> so I made it hard, obscure and without context +2009-02-28.txt:18:34:36: <ais523> it leads to massively obscure error messages, though +2009-03-01.txt:17:11:25: <ais523> that means there's something really obscure but standard on the level +2009-03-03.txt:16:09:02: <ais523_> ehird: that's kind-of obscure, rather than a basic test +2009-03-03.txt:16:09:09: <ehird> ais523_: ## is not obscure!! +2009-03-05.txt:16:10:54: <ehird> ais523: now _that's_ obscure +2009-03-05.txt:16:12:00: <ais523> it was pretty obscure... +2009-03-08.txt:18:17:02: <ais523> I've been getting obscure bugs when I try to use numbers as table keys +2009-03-08.txt:22:27:06: <ais523> like the diameter of the steering wheel, or whatever </obscure reference> +2009-03-10.txt:21:23:46: <ais523> and is it standard, or obscure, or did you just invent the name? +2009-03-22.txt:19:59:15: <ehird> ais523: You know it; considering how obscure it is I'd say you're an expert. +2009-03-23.txt:19:36:24: <ais523> the point is to have the smallest possible amount of information obscure +2009-03-28.txt:18:20:23: <ais523> wow, C94 is sufficiently obscure that even Google has few relevant results +2009-03-29.txt:16:31:23: <ais523> well, I'm getting an obscure bug in the C-INTERCAL profiler +2009-04-03.txt:23:28:16: <ais523> some of the more obscure edge cases need people to be writing third-order non-recursive functions in their simple imperative langauge to trigger them +2009-04-29.txt:17:11:51: <ehird> ais523: OBSCURE REFERENCE BUDDIES *HI5* +2009-05-02.txt:17:04:21: <ais523> that's a minimal testcase for an obscure optimizer bug +2009-05-04.txt:22:08:35: <ais523> AnMaster: yes, although some of them are rather obscure +2009-05-04.txt:22:08:45: <AnMaster> ais523, too obscure for aspell even +2009-05-29.txt:09:26:01: <ais523> and lambdas aren't really obscure nowadays +2009-10-13.txt:16:56:46: <ais523> from what I've heard on Slashdot, it causes massive data loss but only in a rather obscure corner case +2010-04-16.txt:19:05:04: <AnMaster> ais523, doesn't that exist? As embedded sql or such? Fairly old and obscure thing iirc +2010-06-20.txt:22:36:53: <ais523> try more obscure vegetables +2010-06-20.txt:22:43:32: <AnMaster> ais523, guess: asparagus is commonly considered obscure. Thus it isn't +2010-07-18.txt:15:51:56: <ais523> and if so, why would they go for a relatively obscure webmail service? +2010-08-14.txt:23:13:51: <ais523> and either they have to write a huge comment "don't change this apparently ridiculous code because it breaks on (insert obscure compiler here)" +2010-08-15.txt:01:45:15: <ais523> Vorpal: apart from unihorn and prayer, the other cures for foodpois are really obscure +2010-09-30.txt:16:48:53: <ais523> although it was only repealed about 10 years ago, when they noticed there were still some obscure offences that carried it +2010-10-04.txt:20:12:21: <ais523> I have higlights on quite a few obscure things +2010-10-10.txt:21:47:42: <fizzie> ais523: Oh, and feof/ferror too, as well as the somewhat obscure system(NULL) case. (And a lot of multibyte string functions when called with a NULL s.) +2010-11-08.txt:17:52:30: <elliott> ais523: .zip is the Old Rubbish, .7z is the Obscure Stuff. +2010-11-09.txt:16:37:00: <elliott> ais523: that ... beyond obscure +2010-12-16.txt:23:36:09: <elliott> ais523: "I want a charset encoding that has box-drawing chars as single bytes. What is it? (Is it obscure? If so, I'd better not use it.) Here is a C-based demonstration that I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about, and also use Windows. Goodbye!" +2011-05-18.txt:19:11:32: <pikhq> ais523_: Not really a *bug* as it is a very obscure feature. +2011-07-18.txt:07:41:24: <ais523> that explains anything I do that results in obscure questions about Linux internals +2011-07-22.txt:20:14:13: <ais523> probably a really obscure method involving libraries +2011-08-13.txt:18:33:36: <ais523> it'd work better if there's a really obscure non-eso lang called iridium +2011-08-31.txt:23:37:56: <ais523> Sgeo: I wonder if zzo38 getting interested in something /makes/ it obscure +2011-12-01.txt:21:31:28: <ais523> (on another note, I love the way that the standard way to indicate that you get a reference is to make a different obscure reference to the same thing) +2011-12-15.txt:17:39:01: <ais523> you know, some day there'll be someone who says "I only know one/two Pokémon", then names a really obscure one rather than one of the starters +2011-12-15.txt:17:39:42: <elliott> <ais523> you know, some day there'll be someone who says "I only know one/two Pokémon", then names a really obscure one rather than one of the starters +2011-12-20.txt:05:43:51: <shachaf> ais523: It's this really obscure SI unit. +2011-12-24.txt:20:35:12: <ais523> the second is rather more obscure +2011-12-31.txt:22:26:41: <ais523> ah right, on the basis that Hexham is an awfully obscure and specific place to lying about having come from +2012-01-01.txt:02:00:17: <elliott> ais523: {Haskell, occasionally C, sometimes Python, rarely Perl, probably all sorts of obscure things like ATS and Rust and Bit-C and stuff, not C++, not C++, not C++} +2012-03-04.txt:05:08:46: <HackEgo> 2011-07-22.txt:20:14:13: <ais523> probably a really obscure method involving libraries +2012-03-04.txt:05:08:59: <HackEgo> 2009-03-03.txt:16:09:09: <ehird> ais523_: ## is not obscure!!
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.17397 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,109 @@ +2007-05-05.txt:04:37:32: <GregorR> (BTW: Wherever you see *((int *) 0) = 0, that's me saying "throw someException; // once exceptions are implemented") +2007-06-25.txt:06:39:02: <immibis> ~exec raise "SomeError" +2007-06-25.txt:06:39:24: <bsmnt_bot> SomeError +2008-09-02.txt:22:09:27: -!- chromeeeee has joined #esoteric. +2008-09-02.txt:22:09:35: <chromeeeee> fuck that was fast. +2008-09-02.txt:22:09:36: <chromeeeee> :~ +2008-09-02.txt:22:09:52: <chromeeeee> i am typing to you from mibbit running in google chrome running in parallels running in os x +2008-09-02.txt:22:09:55: <chromeeeee> :3 +2008-09-02.txt:22:10:13: <ais523> hi chromeeeee, presumably you're tusho? +2008-09-02.txt:22:10:13: <chromeeeee> byebye linus +2008-09-02.txt:22:10:16: <chromeeeee> ais523: no +2008-09-02.txt:22:10:32: <chromeeeee> my name is Ritanj +2008-09-02.txt:22:10:39: <chromeeeee> Ritanj Urban Muller +2008-09-02.txt:22:10:43: <chromeeeee> Ritanj Urban Muller Lite +2008-09-02.txt:22:10:58: <chromeeeee> To be specific, Ritanj Urban Cherry-On-Top Muller Advertising Campaign Lite-Lite +2008-09-02.txt:22:11:23: <chromeeeee> what. +2008-09-02.txt:22:11:25: <chromeeeee> who is tusho. +2008-09-02.txt:22:11:42: <ais523> chromeeeee: the other person in this channel from the same IP who talks the same way as you +2008-09-02.txt:22:11:47: <chromeeeee> ais523: ah, him +2008-09-02.txt:22:11:48: <chromeeeee> ignore him +2008-09-02.txt:22:11:50: <chromeeeee> he's stupid +2008-09-02.txt:22:14:01: <chromeeeee> i am a prostitute and a drug +2008-09-02.txt:22:14:29: <chromeeeee> fungot: you are not a prostitute or a drug +2008-09-02.txt:22:14:30: <fungot> chromeeeee: hah perl again +2008-09-02.txt:22:15:00: <chromeeeee> wow +2008-09-02.txt:22:15:03: <chromeeeee> this is amazing micropoetry +2008-09-02.txt:22:15:38: <chromeeeee> ":) smileys fall from the blue sky, sadly." "using esc all the time while awake.' wikipedia" +2008-09-02.txt:22:15:43: <chromeeeee> two great peieces of art from fungot +2008-09-02.txt:22:15:43: <fungot> chromeeeee: now youve failed 365 times. +2008-09-02.txt:22:15:48: <chromeeeee> three pieces. +2008-09-02.txt:22:16:43: <ais523> tusho: chromeeeee's still responding to pings +2008-09-02.txt:22:16:52: <chromeeeee> butts +2008-09-02.txt:22:16:53: <chromeeeee> ah +2008-09-02.txt:22:16:54: <chromeeeee> now it works +2008-09-02.txt:22:17:56: <chromeeeee> fungot: forth line of poetry? +2008-09-02.txt:22:17:57: <fungot> chromeeeee: i must depart now. i'll fix it.)) the golden ratio" achieved by the shortest known 99 bottles of beeron the wall! 97 bottles of beer +2008-09-02.txt:22:19:36: -!- chromeeeee has quit ("http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client"). +2008-11-14.txt:14:29:50: <fizzie> The page continues -- or "mitäh?" or "vittu puhu suomee!"; those are just "what?" and "[expletive] speak Finnish!" +2009-01-04.txt:16:59:03: <ehird> listen tomeeeeeeeeeee +2009-02-27.txt:16:26:29: <ehird> #(true false) becomeEveryInArray: #(false true) +2009-03-19.txt:19:48:20: <ehird> http://www.chromeexperiments.com/hosted/gravity/index.html +2009-03-19.txt:20:00:58: <AnMaster> http://www.chromeexperiments.com/hosted/gravity/index.html <-- google uk? +2009-03-19.txt:20:03:57: <ehird> http://www.chromeexperiments.com/ +2009-03-19.txt:20:15:14: <AnMaster> ehird, tried that chromeexperiemnt thingy, falling works in firefox, you mentioned dragging things around. Can't get that to work +2009-03-30.txt:16:55:28: <lifthrasiir> i don't know why... perhaps because n = <someexpr>; in the loop merges into condition check (just guessing)? +2009-07-20.txt:22:04:41: <SimonRC> ehird: I read that /topic someewhere recently, but I can't remember where +2009-07-25.txt:02:28:16: <GregorR> It doesn't hook in to Windows in any meaningful way. You have to run the binaries like elfload.exe someELF +2009-08-18.txt:21:45:05: <ehird> http://learnyousomeerlang.com/ +2009-08-18.txt:21:47:01: <AnMaster> <ehird> http://learnyousomeerlang.com/ <-- didn't I see something like that for haskell too? +2009-09-14.txt:05:12:05: <ehird> in chromee +2009-10-28.txt:01:52:49: <pikhq> A really simple init system is... Not someething I blame you for. +2009-11-15.txt:20:59:22: <ehird> and the two functions are copypastes with somee changes +2010-02-06.txt:14:30:45: <ehird> I'd relax it to {| someEqualityThingProvidedByTheDefinition (α × {β ÷ α}) β |}, but that's as good as letting you define it to anything. +2010-02-06.txt:14:32:16: <MissPiggy> so you could quotient out by "someEqualityThingProvidedByTheDefinition" and still use {| α × {β ÷ α} ≡ β |} +2010-06-10.txt:17:25:35: <Deewiant> http://learnyousomeerlang.com/ +2010-06-10.txt:18:08:26: <CakeProphet> you can do: x.throw(SomeException) +2010-06-28.txt:23:47:24: <Gregor-W> /dev/elf . To run something, cat someelf > /dev/elf +2010-07-17.txt:18:00:09: <alise> ftp://ftp-archive.freebsd.org/pub/FreeBSD-Archive/old-releases/ awesomeeee +2010-09-01.txt:02:05:46: <Sgeo> somext someevent +2010-09-01.txt:06:29:56: <Sgeo> somext someevent +2010-09-13.txt:23:24:08: <alise> http://www.chromeexperiments.com/detail/balldroppings/ ;; THIS IS SO FUN +2010-10-24.txt:00:21:13: <elliott> Gregor: websplat + http://mrdoob.com/projects/chromeexperiments/google_gravity/ +2010-11-02.txt:11:31:59: <elliott> *Main Control.Monad> someExpr +2010-11-02.txt:11:31:59: <elliott> *Main Control.Monad> rewrite someExpr [someRule] +2010-11-02.txt:11:43:08: <elliott> *Main Control.Monad> someExpr +2010-11-02.txt:11:43:08: <elliott> *Main Control.Monad> rewrite someExpr [someRule] +2010-11-02.txt:11:43:17: <elliott> someExpr is a SolidE +2011-01-09.txt:04:58:59: <elliott> variable: you might also consider returning (Maybe resulttype) instead, or having (Either SomeErrorType resulttype) +2011-01-19.txt:07:27:27: <Sgeo> http://learnyousomeerlang.com/static/img/circular-dependencies.png +2011-01-28.txt:20:56:25: -!- copumpkin is now known as SomeEnthusiast. +2011-01-28.txt:21:15:51: -!- SomeEnthusiast is now known as copumpkin. +2011-02-10.txt:00:13:04: <Deewiant> elliott: e :: SomeException should catch everything +2011-05-31.txt:02:17:11: <elliott> AWEEEEEESOMEEEEEEEEE +2011-07-29.txt:21:51:40: <elliott_> evincar: these both return Either SomeError Integer +2011-07-29.txt:21:52:12: <elliott_> (Either SomeError String) is an explicit error-tagged return type +2011-07-29.txt:21:52:20: <elliott_> And (Either SomeError) is a monad +2011-07-29.txt:21:54:46: <elliott_> int foo(int n) throws SomeError; +2011-07-29.txt:21:54:51: <elliott_> foo :: Int -> Either SomeError Int +2011-07-29.txt:21:56:17: <elliott_> But still, I'd say that a monadic model of error handling is the same as checked exceptions. (And the same as unchecked exceptions if you make "SomeError" an existential on some Exception typeclass.) +2011-08-08.txt:20:00:59: <elliott> data Foo = Foo ... {-# UNPACK #-} !SomeEnum ... +2011-08-13.txt:21:48:02: <elliott> Prelude Control.Exception Control.Monad.Trans Control.Monad.State.Strict> Control.Exception.catch (do Just 9 <- return Nothing; print "hi" :: IO ()) (\(SomeException e) -> print e) +2011-08-15.txt:18:56:21: <elliott> prescriptivism is awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeee +2011-09-22.txt:00:03:15: <elliott> if I do (catch m (\(x::SomeException) -> ...)), will that catch all exceptions? +2011-09-22.txt:00:04:13: <oerjan> and everything is a subtype of SomeException, because the main method is defined in terms of that. +2011-09-23.txt:20:13:25: <elliott> | Error Exc.SomeException +2011-10-04.txt:01:19:11: <zzo38> elliott: O, OK, I can look at SomeException. Can you convert a String to SomeException? +2011-10-04.txt:01:22:46: <zzo38> But if I use SomeException, can I combine multiple errors? +2011-10-04.txt:01:23:14: <oerjan> <zzo38> elliott: O, OK, I can look at SomeException. Can you convert a String to SomeException? <-- hm something tells me elliott said something on the other side of the split +2011-10-04.txt:01:24:04: <elliott> oerjan: <elliott> zzo38: btw you probably want SomeException +2011-10-28.txt:06:55:52: <elliott> ?hoogle Either SomeException a -> IO a +2011-11-03.txt:09:38:45: <zzo38> I don't like the way of pure code exceptions in GHC. But I do have another idea: mkPure :: Q Exp -> Q Exp; instance Applicative Pure; runPure :: Pure t -> Either SomeException t; +2011-12-01.txt:06:59:50: <kallisti> g.throw(SomeException) +2011-12-01.txt:17:31:22: <elliott> ais523: Prelude Control.Exception> catch (print (1 `div` 0)) (\e -> putStrLn $ "Exception: " ++ show (e::SomeException)) +2011-12-01.txt:17:33:43: <elliott> ais523: Prelude Control.Exception> catch (evaluate [1,2,undefined] >> return ()) (\e -> putStrLn $ "Exception: " ++ show (e::SomeException)) +2011-12-01.txt:17:33:53: <elliott> Prelude Control.Exception> catch (evaluate (undefined :: [Int]) >> return ()) (\e -> putStrLn $ "Exception: " ++ show (e::SomeException)) +2012-01-13.txt:12:25:09: <elliott> toException :: e -> SomeException +2012-01-13.txt:12:25:09: <elliott> fromException :: SomeException -> Maybe e +2012-05-18.txt:02:07:07: <elliott> "omee~" -- monqy, 2012 +2012-05-18.txt:02:08:13: <monqy> i meant omee! +2012-05-18.txt:02:08:40: <elliott> anyway im going to stick with "omee~" +2012-05-18.txt:02:08:49: <elliott> `addquote <monqy> ophanim: omee~ +2012-05-18.txt:02:08:52: <HackEgo> 854) <monqy> ophanim: omee~ +2012-05-18.txt:02:09:07: <HackEgo> ​*poof* <monqy> ophanim: omee~ +2012-06-03.txt:20:46:19: <shachaf> wEå¾—ã‚‹COMEEå¾—ã‚‹å¾—ã‚‹iOTTAå¾—ã¬DiOå¾—ã¬ï¼ +2012-07-13.txt:15:02:33: <fizzie> Unlike most other welcomees. +2012-07-29.txt:00:55:32: <Sgeo_> somesnitobj registerevent someevent [list myhandler $data1 $data2] +2012-08-18.txt:02:24:05: <shachaf> Welcomeegan back to Boston! +2012-08-30.txt:02:38:53: <Arc_Koen> "no, shisomethingshi, nihonsomeeeeeeethingitoblacksomething +2012-10-13.txt:02:08:55: <elliott> `pastelogs omee
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.17403 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +2011-07-16.txt:16:01:00: <Phantom_Hoover> Please don't tell me you live in Hexham. +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:41: <elliott_> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:48:19: <elliott_> ais523: tl;dr Taneb mentioned he was from Northumberland, PH said "please don't tell me you live in Hexham", Taneb freaked out. +2011-09-21.txt:19:35:11: <elliott> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:19:36:50: <Gregor> elliott: As near as I can tell, that is in fact the only line that matches exactly "don't tell me you live in hexham" +2011-09-21.txt:19:37:07: <Gregor> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:19:37:16: <elliott> 2011-07-16.txt:16:01:00: <Phantom_Hoover> Please don't tell me you live in Hexham.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.17482 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,59 @@ +2012-01-11.txt:09:00:17: <elliott> RIP dajfsa 2012-2012 +2012-01-11.txt:09:01:16: <shachaf> 12:00 < qqMuppetpp> dajfsa: if you're just doing it for learning purposes, go with Parsec +2012-09-22.txt:04:04:36: -!- dajfsa has joined #esoteric. +2012-09-22.txt:04:04:39: <dajfsa> erfjoirgejroijg +2012-09-22.txt:04:04:42: <dajfsa> werjero +2012-09-22.txt:04:04:56: <dajfsa> oioieoiroeiro +2012-09-22.txt:04:10:42: <itidus21> `welcome dajfsa +2012-09-22.txt:04:10:51: <HackEgo> dajfsa: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) +2012-09-22.txt:04:19:17: <dajfsa> q +2012-09-22.txt:04:19:18: <dajfsa> qqq +2012-09-22.txt:04:19:21: <dajfsa> q qq q q qq +2012-09-22.txt:04:19:22: <dajfsa> itidus21: q? +2012-09-22.txt:04:19:29: <dajfsa> /////////////// +2012-09-22.txt:12:47:17: <dajfsa> rojoerj +2012-09-22.txt:12:47:24: <dajfsa> ,, ,, , , , +2012-09-22.txt:12:47:28: <dajfsa> ais523: ? | ( | ) ? ? +2012-09-22.txt:12:47:33: <dajfsa> ``` +2012-09-22.txt:12:48:31: <dajfsa> :Q +2012-09-22.txt:13:07:03: <dajfsa> ais523: how about {x,y} +2012-09-22.txt:13:07:04: <dajfsa> ais523: or [x,y] +2012-09-22.txt:13:07:05: <dajfsa> ais523: or (x,y) +2012-09-22.txt:13:07:15: <dajfsa> former is probably my favourite although {} are often overloaded for other purposes +2012-09-22.txt:13:07:20: <dajfsa> <x,y> is also an option +2012-09-22.txt:13:07:26: <dajfsa> [x,y] i find ugly for tuples, (x,y) i find ugly for lists +2012-09-22.txt:13:07:38: <dajfsa> ais523: however i would question what your distinction between list and tupl eis +2012-09-22.txt:13:07:45: <dajfsa> & if such an overloaded literal actually makes sense given that +2012-09-22.txt:13:08:01: <dajfsa> qqqqQQqqqQ*$(@(##(@#*(@#*(@#*(@*(*(@((@~)------------oooooooooooooooooooooooooo===>>>>>>$>$>$>$>$ +2012-09-22.txt:13:09:03: <dajfsa> nice rant by arc_koen in the logs +2012-09-22.txt:13:10:59: <dajfsa> zzo38: what is the internet +2012-09-22.txt:13:12:55: <zzo38> dajfsa: Internet is the TCP/IP computer network connected by everything. +2012-09-22.txt:14:24:33: <dajfsa> ais523: Welcome to saturday +2012-09-22.txt:16:18:16: <dajfsa> Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog +2012-09-22.txt:18:17:45: <dajfsa> atriq: Q q q +2012-09-22.txt:19:06:01: <dajfsa> Deth +2012-09-22.txt:19:06:17: -!- dajfsa has quit (Quit: Lost terminal). +2012-09-22.txt:19:39:31: <atriq> Who even is dajfsa +2012-09-30.txt:20:27:32: -!- dajfsa has joined #esoteric. +2012-09-30.txt:20:27:35: <dajfsa> i am people +2012-09-30.txt:20:27:39: <dajfsa> qq qq q q qq qqqq qqq +2012-09-30.txt:20:27:44: <dajfsa> q +2012-09-30.txt:20:27:49: <dajfsa> q : ) +2012-09-30.txt:20:27:52: <dajfsa> q hat +2012-09-30.txt:20:28:36: <zzo38> dajfsa: What is that? Do you have anything real to write? +2012-09-30.txt:20:28:41: <dajfsa> oerjan: well dont breathe thuogh. you could die +2012-09-30.txt:20:28:47: <dajfsa> zzo38: :( maybe +2012-09-30.txt:20:29:06: <dajfsa> i think deadfish should be the new featured language +2012-09-30.txt:20:29:13: <dajfsa> mainly b/c i am a dead fish myself +2012-09-30.txt:20:29:35: <dajfsa> a dead fish with a fed dish (the dish was fed to the dead fish) +2012-09-30.txt:20:30:49: <dajfsa> im crying itidus21. crying. crying tears +2012-09-30.txt:20:30:55: <dajfsa> from my eyes +2012-09-30.txt:20:33:50: <oerjan> i am concluding that dajfsa is _probably_ british. and may be Phantom_Hoover, or otherwise elliott. +2012-09-30.txt:20:34:48: <dajfsa> oerjan: im actually bird. from outer space. ISS bird. bird originally from canada +2012-09-30.txt:20:34:50: <oerjan> `pastlog dajfsa> +2012-09-30.txt:20:34:59: <dajfsa> bird big fan of human rights. i mean birdian rights. +2012-09-30.txt:20:35:12: <dajfsa> also, you are hexagon philanthorpist. +2012-09-30.txt:20:35:20: <HackEgo> 2012-09-22.txt:12:47:33: <dajfsa> ``` +2012-09-30.txt:20:35:25: <dajfsa> quack +2012-09-30.txt:20:35:33: <oerjan> `pastelogs dajfsa> +2012-09-30.txt:20:35:54: <oerjan> `pastelogs dajfsa
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.17595 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,147 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl +use strict; use warnings; +use v5.10; +use open qw( :encoding(UTF-8) :std); +use Storable 'retrieve'; +use List::Util 'sum'; +use Getopt::Long qw(:config gnu_getopt); +BEGIN { + eval { + require Math::Random::MT::Perl; Math::Random::MT::Perl->import('rand'); + }; +# warn "Optional module Math::Random::MT::Perl not found.\n" if $@; +} + +#constants +my @options = qw(eng-1M eng-all eng-fiction eng-gb eng-us french german hebrew russian spanish irish german-medical bulgarian catalan swedish brazilian canadian-english-insane manx italian ogerman portuguese polish gaelic finnish norwegian); +my $n = 4; +my $default_opt = "--eng-1M"; +(my $default_dataset = $default_opt) =~ s/(^|-+)([^-])/\u$2/g; + +#help info +my $help_text = <<END +Usage: words [-dhNo] [DATASETS...] [NUMBER_OF_WORDS] + +valid datasets: --@{[join ' --', @options]} +default: $default_opt + +options: + -h, --help this help text + -d, --debug debugging output + -N, --dont-normalize don't normalize frequencies when combining + multiple Markov models; this has the effect + of making larger datasets more influential + -o, --target-offset change the target length offset used in the + word generation algorithm; use negative integers + for best results +END +; + +#data from loaded files +my @loaded_data; + +#data after normalizing and combining datasets +my $grams; +my $freqs; + +#some command line options +my $debug_mode; +my $target_offset = -4; #needs testing; +my $dont_normalize; + +sub pick(%) { + my ($f) = @_; + my @c = keys %$f; + my @w = map { $f->{$_} } @c; + my $r = rand(sum(@w)); + for(0..$#c) { + return $c[$_] if $r < $w[$_]; + $r -= $w[$_]; + } + print "end of pick loop reached. returned $c[$#w]\n" if $debug_mode; + return $c[$#w]; +} + +sub get_gram { + my ($key) = @_; + ##Lazily interpolate the gram table on the fly + ##then cache the results + unless (defined $grams->{$key}) { + for(@loaded_data) { + my $data = $_->[0]; + my $g = $data->{$key} or next; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$g); + while( my ($c, $v) = each %$g ) { + $grams->{$key}->{$c} += $v/$sum; + } + } + } + return $grams->{$key}; +} + +sub generate { + my $target = pick($freqs) + $target_offset; + my $word = ' ' x ($n-1); + my $c; + do { + my $len = (length $word) - ($n-1); + my %ftable = %{get_gram substr($word, -$n+1, $n-1)}; + ($ftable{' '} //= 0) *= 2**($len-$target); + $c = pick \%ftable; + $word .= $c; + } while $c ne ' '; + $word =~ s/\s//g; + $word = "$word (L-T: @{[length($word) - $target]})" if $debug_mode; + return $word; +} + +sub load_dataset { + my ($mod) = @_; + push @loaded_data, retrieve ("share/WordData/$mod") or die "Unable to load $mod"; +} + +sub main { + ##Option handling + @ARGV = split /\s+/, $ARGV[0] if @ARGV == 1; + my $help_mode; + GetOptions ( + 'd|debug' => \$debug_mode, + 'h|help' => \$help_mode, + 'N|dont-normalize' => \$dont_normalize, + 'o|target-offset=s' => \$target_offset, + map { + my $mod=$_; + $mod =~ s/(^|-)(.)/\u$2/g; + $_, sub { load_dataset $mod }; + } @options + ) or exit 1; + return print $help_text if $help_mode; + + ##Use the default dataset if no others were specified + load_dataset $default_dataset unless @loaded_data; + ##In the case of 1 dataset, skip normalization by copying everything + ##into the tables + if (@loaded_data == 1) { + ($grams, $freqs) = @{$loaded_data[0]}; + } + ##Otherwise, normalize and combine the length histograms. + ##The gram tables will be normalized lazily as needed (see: get_gram) + else { + for (@loaded_data) { + my $fdata = $_->[1]; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$fdata); + while ( my ($len, $f) = each %$fdata ) { + $freqs->{$len} += $f/$sum; + } + } + } + + ##Run word generator and print results + local $, = ' '; + print map {generate} 1..int($ARGV[0]||1); + print "\n"; + return 0; +} + +exit main unless caller; +1;
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.17633 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,300 @@ +2003-02-06.txt:03:01:30: <dbc> I settled for tabbing before each number, rather than right-justifying within fields :) +2003-02-06.txt:20:09:56: <fizzie> funge also has the extension mechanism, which makes it feel vaguely and disturbingly 'serious'. +2004-01-27.txt:00:11:25: <Taaus-dvorak> Bingo. +2004-05-30.txt:20:54:51: <fizzie> besides, in _all_ the parties (and most of the other social gatherings I've gone) I've seen jaffa/bC! naked, for one reason or the other. usually involves swimming/water, but not always. to be honest it's kinda disturbing. +2004-07-12.txt:21:08:48: <calamari_> doubtful that a calculator would involve the situation I'm describing +2005-03-05.txt:20:38:30: <Keymaker> anyways, this tutorial thing is really disturbing.. i know nobody is that great when starting a new language, but i wouldn't write tutorial if i couldn't do much else than print hello world.. as well, i'm really annoyed many call this language limited or useless :\ +2005-05-07.txt:04:13:02: <GregorR-L> In BF, you can make a program that does a disturbing amount of function and fit it easily in 1/2 page. +2005-05-11.txt:05:22:58: <GregorR> BING! Got it +2005-05-19.txt:00:39:10: <GregorR-L> BING 8-D +2005-05-25.txt:16:13:23: <pgimeno> yesterday (more than 12 hours ago anyway) someone said that Martijn van der Heide's work grabbing permissions from authors for distribution on WoS was hardly a huge work... that hit my sensible fiber +2005-05-25.txt:20:24:46: <pgimeno> am I the only one who sees the left bar disturbing? +2005-05-25.txt:20:26:46: <malaprop> left bar disturbing? +2005-05-30.txt:19:39:30: <jix> it's strategy: kill allTricks,findAndDestroy,logicex, self repair, destroy @... code, try 4 times to lay a bomb to the opponents position(i added a ! in the +++s .. no idea why^^), bombing! +2005-05-30.txt:21:43:21: <GregorR> This is random bombings! +2005-06-04.txt:06:50:27: <GregorR-L> The function of the peptide sequences is deterministic but mind-numbingly complex. +2005-07-20.txt:18:44:22: <GregorR> www.php.net has a mind-numbingly extensive one. +2005-07-23.txt:23:45:14: <{^Raven^}> If you read the full text of the complaint it's very funny and quite disturbing +2005-08-12.txt:16:55:55: <jix> hey use mathematic function for discribing the whole spectrum! +2005-09-23.txt:04:08:59: <GregorR> Since plenty of people will be transcribing the mousepad. +2005-10-14.txt:18:54:25: <graue> the IOI'90 paper describing it suggests you write a program that takes a string of the form "<nr1>+<nr2>=?" and outputs "<nr1>+<nr2>=<nr3>" where all the nrs are natural numbers, and nr3 is the sum of nr1 and nr2 +2005-10-24.txt:01:27:20: <kipple> don't know specifically, but in general I feel there are always some who don't want to bother with subscribing to mailing list +2005-11-01.txt:01:02:03: <graue> people grabbing the 1.7 MB backup daily might be using a lot of bandwidth +2005-11-15.txt:00:09:59: <cpressey> ok, so... say you have a language for describing deciders... will it always halt? yes, because deciders always halt. HOWEVER - the problem is - how is it that your language only describes deciders? how do you know that you can't accidentally describe a Turing machine in your language? that's the hard part. +2005-11-15.txt:00:16:17: <cpressey> a language-for-describing-pda's +2005-11-15.txt:00:16:35: <calamari> so I need a language-for-describing-deciders +2005-11-15.txt:00:18:01: <cpressey> would be hard to imagine a language-for-describing-fsm's that could itself be described by an fsm +2005-11-24.txt:04:01:44: <calamari> so basically what I was after was a language capable of describing every language that always halts +2005-11-24.txt:04:02:53: <cpressey> that language must also be capable of describing languages that don't halt +2005-11-24.txt:04:13:10: <calamari> let me make sure I understand what you're saying.. are you saying that the language PL-{GOTO} isn't capable of describing all possible deciders? +2005-11-24.txt:04:13:57: <cpressey> no, it is capable of that. what it's not capable of is describing a decider which simulates some other decider (like a UTM simulates some other TM.) +2005-12-21.txt:18:50:50: <ihope> Bingo! +2006-01-20.txt:02:46:34: <GregorR-L> It's slightly disturbing that you're on IRC at the time, btw. +2006-02-05.txt:00:24:51: <ihope> Bingo. +2006-02-10.txt:00:53:19: <GregorR-L> Can't you love me for who I am *runs sobbing into the corner* +2006-02-19.txt:20:43:59: <ihope> Bingo. +2006-04-01.txt:20:54:21: <ihope_> Bingo. +2006-04-06.txt:18:37:23: <ihope> Bingo, +2006-05-04.txt:00:31:29: <ihope> Must be some case of Google bombing. +2006-05-04.txt:00:34:10: <SimonRC> Reverse the bombing! Create your own links to the w3c's http page. +2006-05-26.txt:17:31:28: <SimonRC> made of bits of other movies spiced together, with maybe a tiny bit of new footage, a little bad dubbing, and small amount of CG. +2006-05-29.txt:02:05:05: <Arrogant> ! for grabbing a new scope, % for duplicating, x for destroying the scope. +2006-06-05.txt:21:53:04: <jix> i was describing the look +2006-06-07.txt:20:35:12: <ihope_> Bingo. +2006-06-21.txt:03:18:48: <rabidpoobear> Subtitles + original language = scarier than cheesy dubbing +2006-07-26.txt:00:35:12: <pikhq> I could sleep during a bombing. +2006-07-28.txt:19:00:23: <lament> other than in the sense of me stabbing you with a long pointy spear +2006-08-03.txt:21:08:57: <RodgerTheGreat> bingo +2006-08-05.txt:04:38:35: <RodgerTheGreat> bingo +2006-08-06.txt:01:51:58: <oerjanj> the absolute addressing is only a feature of describing the program, not of its execution +2006-08-10.txt:03:25:14: <RodgerTheGreat> bingo. +2006-08-11.txt:17:49:52: <RodgerTheGreat> heh. I just listened to gregor's "kill yourself" song. That was disturbingly catchy. +2006-08-14.txt:01:02:08: <RodgerTheGreat> Razor-X: I have no idea what that actually means, but my translator seems to be turning into some type of really disturbing innuendo. +2006-08-14.txt:01:10:20: <RodgerTheGreat> *that* explains the disturbing translation. +2006-08-15.txt:05:16:50: <RodgerTheGreat> I refer you all to this grim harbinger of the doom of the human race: +2006-08-22.txt:01:05:35: <Razor-X> !i 6 And Bingo was his name-o. + +2006-08-22.txt:01:05:39: <Razor-X> !i 4 And Bingo was his name-o. + +2006-08-22.txt:01:05:42: <EgoBot> And Bingo was his name-o. +2006-08-25.txt:21:31:28: <GregorR-W> I was gonna try stabbing glass into my eye. +2006-08-26.txt:00:23:05: <CakeProphet> Sex is mind-boggling distrubing actually... I don't understand how that could be even remotely pleasurable. +2006-08-28.txt:23:06:05: <ihope> Bingo. +2006-08-29.txt:00:55:46: <ihope> Bing. +2006-09-06.txt:00:35:45: <pikhq> Argh. Can't find the RFC ATM, but I can find one describing the etymology. +2006-09-09.txt:01:09:12: <calamari> heh, never mind, time seems to keep climbing +2006-09-19.txt:16:34:55: <RodgerTheGreat> "Scroll taps (stap events) are generated on 4G and later iPods when the user taps a certain region of the scroll wheel. They are used primarily for Text Input functions. Scroll taps may be simulated with the numeric keypad." <- bingo! +2006-10-04.txt:23:44:01: <RodgerTheGreat> I think he's describing the cells. +2006-10-05.txt:22:46:45: <CakeProphet> !bf_txtgen Soulless Teat Grabbing Assassin +2006-10-06.txt:23:27:35: <calamari> RodgerTheGreat: my officemate has a buzzword bingo game.. bring it to a meeting and try to win :) +2006-10-06.txt:23:28:40: <oerjan> in norway that's known as "bullshit-bingo" +2006-10-14.txt:00:09:34: <RodgerTheGreat> if you can get around the I/O limitations, it isn't that mind-numbing a concept. +2006-10-14.txt:00:13:18: <RodgerTheGreat> bingo- that would do it. +2006-10-28.txt:15:17:52: <CakeProphet> but.... I praise the mighty power of bread-crumbing. +2006-11-07.txt:04:54:05: <xor_> Because oop is a natural way of describing things? +2006-11-07.txt:04:55:07: <lament> xor_: yes, oop is a natural way of describing things, but why do it in C? +2006-11-07.txt:15:53:34: <SimonRC> What's more mind-numbing than _Big Brother_ and more pointless than _Second Life_? Yes, it's _Big Brother_ set *in* _Second Life_: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/11/06/bb_second_life/ +2006-11-23.txt:02:16:58: <GreaseMonkey> "'m sick of all the lame tutorials describing how you can use a virus to destroy your school computers using just batch commands. They suck, as they don't destroy anything. My virus simply pwnz all of yourz coz it is the best. It actually kills your teacher and all the students in the class. It not only kills them... it's so much better than that.... it actually burns them alive." +2006-12-08.txt:17:44:07: <pikhq> Pretty much where I'm at involves finishing the interpretation pass, frobbing with the command line parser a bit, and tarring it up. +2006-12-21.txt:03:56:22: <bsmnt_bot> I find your lack of pants disturbing. +2006-12-21.txt:03:57:00: <bsmnt_bot> I find your lack of pants disturbing. +2006-12-21.txt:18:32:02: <bsmnt_bot> I find your lack of pants disturbing. +2006-12-28.txt:07:08:54: <CakeProphet> the idea is to have a language for describing your standard... so that making changes to a standard simply requires you to change the metalanguage describing your standard. +2006-12-29.txt:02:21:42: <oklopol> and heavy subwebbing! +2006-12-30.txt:03:15:00: <RodgerTheGreat> bingo- quine +2006-12-30.txt:07:52:34: * CakeProphet figures out the problem with some breadcrumbing. +2006-12-30.txt:17:50:37: <pikhq> Just describing the specific type of OISC. +2006-12-31.txt:20:39:28: * CakeProphet immediately conjures up images of an evil C monster stabbing him with sharp pointers. +2007-01-08.txt:23:02:55: <ihope> Bingo. +2007-01-12.txt:18:36:23: <SimonRC> bsmntbombdood: Algebraic Datatypes are an enlightening system of describing datastructures. I much prefer them to classes or structs +2007-01-22.txt:00:19:03: <oklopol> because now that i've come to think of it, amphibious was imo a nice for for describing programs that run the samu way in many languages +2007-03-07.txt:03:22:32: <bsmntbombdood> i'm in ur $location $verbing (your|my) $noun +2007-03-20.txt:18:38:42: <ais523> the reason I brought this up is that the language I'm describing can be compiled into Black, I think (as long as the initial maximums of the registers are sufficiently large) +2007-03-23.txt:14:33:47: <oklopol> i'm pretty sure i had a cooler way of describing problems of that nature... a rubik's cube is hell to describe to a computer in most languages +2007-03-25.txt:01:10:33: <SevenInchBread> bsmntbombdood, your explainations fall too much into the trap of describing the implementation. +2007-03-25.txt:01:32:51: <bsmntbombdood> SevenInchBread: i have no other way of describing it... +2007-03-27.txt:02:47:33: <SevenInchBread> ...a good thing to set up first would be a way to spit out info to the screen... for the crumbing of breads. +2007-04-01.txt:04:22:51: * CakeProphet trashes the sidewalks and dances around in circles rubbing his bellybutton +2007-04-05.txt:01:40:38: <GregorR> Not the ones you're describing, they'd need an explicit dereference. +2007-04-05.txt:06:21:49: <RodgerTheGreat> it improves readability if tabbing gets fucked up or someone has odd whitespace conventions +2007-04-08.txt:01:24:21: <GregorR> Pikhq: It doesn't do anything regarding installation, only use. I intended for the installation/dependency grabbing/whatever portion to be a differnet tool. +2007-04-08.txt:01:25:37: <Pikhq> It sounds *almost* like installation would be as simple as drag-drop, but dependency grabbing would require an external tool. +2007-04-08.txt:03:58:23: <SevenInchBread> probably one of the first things we'd want is a way to spit stuff out to a terminal... for breadcrumbing/testing OS stuff. +2007-04-14.txt:06:43:27: <oerjan> somewhat disturbing that the google hits all spell it differently... +2007-04-20.txt:04:38:11: <Figs> bingo +2007-04-25.txt:03:32:50: <oerjan> i was describing my ideas about ALPACA. +2007-04-28.txt:00:54:14: <GregorR> pikhq_: My intention is to use DPlof just to get Plof (the one in Plof) working. Then I'll make Plof target C (as well as interpretation), and bingo, CPlof. +2007-04-28.txt:01:08:01: <bsmntbombdood> GregorR> pikhq_: My intention is to use DPlof just to get Plof (the one in Plof) working. Then I'll make Plof target C (as well as interpretation), and bingo, CPlof. +2007-05-01.txt:21:39:57: <ihope> I mean, they must have had thousands of words for describing rocks. +2007-05-28.txt:22:06:42: <oklopol> no one tells anecdotes about me rubbing my forehead with a frozen beanbag :< +2007-05-28.txt:22:17:04: <lament> I heard this anecdote about oerjan, he uses to drink rubbing alcohol and eat bags full of beans +2007-05-28.txt:22:35:03: <bsmntbombdood> i would imagine rubbing alcohol would be unpleasent +2007-06-13.txt:23:43:06: <ihope> ...Isn't microkernel + servers what I've been describing? +2007-07-06.txt:13:47:29: <RodgerTheGreat> man, my tabbing there is really odd +2007-07-07.txt:21:57:17: <edwardk> iirc grigori rosu used it when describing the complexity of proving the equivalence of two infinite streams last year at the ICFP but its an older notation +2007-07-11.txt:01:19:31: <oklopol> or what exactly are you rubbing :| +2007-07-11.txt:01:33:56: <lament> bsmntbombdood: the imperative model includes the concept of "world state". The functional model doesn't (there's no world state in lambda calculus) unless you explicitly introduce it (or arbitrarily declare some value to be the "world state"). For this reason, the imperative model is so convenient for describing processes which change the world state. +2007-07-13.txt:20:59:03: <lament> bouldering is a particular form of recreational climbing +2007-07-14.txt:21:57:39: <RodgerTheGreat> oh, bingo: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/Noit_o'_mnain_worb +2007-07-15.txt:02:46:22: <RodgerTheGreat> that's somewhat more disturbing than my mental image. :S +2007-07-15.txt:03:21:32: <Figs> I suck at transcribing by ear :) +2007-07-16.txt:21:55:45: <pikhq> I'm not describing what's sane, I'm describing how GNU C does it. +2007-07-19.txt:15:16:02: <ehird`> i was describing a bug +2007-07-19.txt:22:27:54: <ehird`> "In 1935 Meccano was the primary construction material used by J. B. Bratt in building several analog computers. The computers were used for several decades to calculate differential equations, and one such machine, the "Meccano Differential Analyser No. 2" survives to this day. That specific machine was used by the Allies in Operation Chastise where the computer played a critical role in planning the bombing runs for bombs that would b +2007-07-19.txt:23:02:42: <RodgerTheGreat> bingo +2007-07-20.txt:02:45:30: <RodgerTheGreat> bingo +2007-07-21.txt:16:35:04: <ehird`> is there a page on the wiki describing most of the good brainfuck-compilation optimization techniques known? +2007-07-22.txt:01:19:11: <Sukoshi> Grabbing a GCC binary shouldn't be too hard. +2007-07-24.txt:00:59:47: <lament> it's not a computational model. It's a set of restrictions for describing stuff. +2007-07-27.txt:10:04:54: <RodgerTheGreat> bingo +2007-07-28.txt:01:00:43: <RodgerTheGreat> picrete tubing (slow melting, we can keep it "warmer") plus saline liquid running through the circuitry (low freezing point) could be a good way to keep things from fusing together or jamming +2007-08-02.txt:22:46:08: <RodgerTheGreat> ah, bingo +2007-08-03.txt:22:52:35: <RodgerTheGreat> I consider C a poorly designed language, but C++ compounds it with mind-numbing degrees of idiocy +2007-08-11.txt:22:56:39: <RodgerTheGreat> bingo +2007-08-11.txt:23:04:42: <ehird`> what i'm describing is a blend of haskell's research and experimental ethic with the esoteric any-idea-goes ethic +2007-09-17.txt:03:03:51: <edwardk> but plumbing around the monad type everywhere got ugly, i did a version with a sort of implicit type-level reader monad and another draft using dynamic binding and delimited control to change a dynamically scoped 'current monad' variable with pattern matching support on dynamic variables +2007-09-21.txt:16:07:27: <oerjan> this is disturbing. SimonRC's last three messages seemed to come in reverse order. +2007-09-26.txt:14:33:53: <SimonRC> and there is some extremely disturbing stuff in my head that will remain in my head or nowhere +2007-09-28.txt:02:21:36: <GregorR> I made a video describing how I achieve O(n), but it's impossible to read *sigh* +2007-10-03.txt:16:25:54: <RodgerTheGreat> bing-bam-kaching, buy all your tools and a better gateway and you're set +2007-10-24.txt:16:28:32: <Figs> http://www.inteldaily.com/?c=173&a=3993 beware, disturbing! +2007-11-06.txt:01:01:38: <GregorR> I'm not making fun of it ... just stabbing it. +2007-11-06.txt:01:03:09: <bsmntbombdood> GregorR: stabbing exacerbates my azerbaijan +2007-11-07.txt:22:28:02: <ehird`> this discussion is disturbing +2007-11-13.txt:05:09:27: <RodgerTheGreat> bingo +2007-11-23.txt:12:02:22: <oklopol> a language with decrement + cubing and calculated gotos might be interesting +2007-12-11.txt:20:04:12: <RodgerTheGreat> The writing overall is thoughtful and generally an interesting (if disturbing) way +2007-12-26.txt:22:09:43: <Slereah-> I'm habing a hard time using it. +2007-12-31.txt:11:45:09: <oklopol> would be interesting to have a language where a bnf would correspond to a logic program describing the parser. +2008-01-03.txt:01:46:25: <ihope> "Reading" a knot consists of grabbing a list of all knots which must "go through" the knot and which direction they go through. +2008-01-06.txt:14:52:40: <oklopol> i'm globbing crap here +2008-01-17.txt:05:12:46: <Slereah> Possibly two symbols for describing input and outpub +2008-01-20.txt:13:58:35: <asiekierka> 1) A very, VERY techy information piece, describing the lang in a way too techy +2008-01-20.txt:14:23:50: <oklopol> asiekierka: that this describing the lang in a "way too techy" is just the syntax as a bnf +2008-01-23.txt:05:35:27: <RodgerTheGreat> it's very interesting, and disturbing at the same time +2008-01-23.txt:06:49:21: <adu> RDF is the platform for OWL = Web ontology lang, which is an rdf word-set for describing classes and relationships, which I hope to build a chat-bot with oneday +2008-01-23.txt:06:52:30: <oklopol> the idea behind it was, once you've ruled out every other imaginable object by describing, you've described your object +2008-01-23.txt:07:00:48: <oklopol> so that going nearere an object would be describing some part of it +2008-02-03.txt:08:06:13: <adu> Haskell has 5 type classes (i.e. interfaces) for describing what Float and Double can do +2008-02-03.txt:19:06:11: <ehird`> it was filed in 1997, so him describing it on his website +2008-02-04.txt:19:11:03: <ehird`> i was just blabbing on endlessly about k +2008-02-07.txt:01:29:35: <RodgerTheGreat> bingo... http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/Category:Unimplemented +2008-02-14.txt:17:31:48: <SimonRC> AFAICT the recent protests are peaceful, if disturbing +2008-02-14.txt:17:39:55: <RodgerTheGreat> and they're better at climbing on shit. +2008-02-14.txt:21:45:21: <ehird`> es0n00b: welp, ok. I don't need a huge paper, just a few lines describing it :P +2008-02-15.txt:02:06:24: <oerjan> so you don't want to allow rapid bombing? +2008-02-15.txt:12:39:06: <es0n00b> any good web pages describing MU in an easy to understand style?? +2008-02-16.txt:05:12:24: <Sukoshi`> Not an external publication. However, I'm thinking of proxying that out. This involves getting admin access to the machine which involves grabbing hashes. +2008-02-18.txt:06:42:47: <RodgerTheGreat> hey guys, check it out- I wrote a lisp-derivative bingo card generator in postscript: http://www.nonlogic.org/dump/text/1203316480.html +2008-02-19.txt:00:11:33: <oklopol> i mean, could it do that in that vague idea you were describing :P +2008-02-21.txt:20:58:32: <ehird> ais523: by the way, i learned a disturbing thing yesterday +2008-02-23.txt:23:58:07: <oerjan> there is a section describing those fields too +2008-02-29.txt:20:14:47: <SimonRC> C'mon we need more Christian suicide bombings of human genetic engineering clinics +2008-03-03.txt:18:21:06: <ais523> instead. Unfortunately, the info document describing tar is licensed +2008-03-07.txt:19:38:23: <oklopol> Funge-98 is a class of three real and officially sanctioned programming languages (Unefunge, Befunge, and Trefunge) and provides a paradigm for describing any number of imaginary ones with different topologies and any number of dimensions." +2008-03-08.txt:19:16:10: * SimonRC thinks of a privacy escalation: pty-grabbing. If someone runs sudo from a pty, then sudo usually caches their ability to use sudo there for about 5 mins. There might be a way to exploit this to escalate local to root. +2008-03-09.txt:02:06:26: <ihope> Bingo. +2008-03-10.txt:22:41:32: <ais523> you were describing Continuation Passing Style +2008-03-11.txt:11:39:14: <oklokok> oerjan: verb verbing you verbing motherverber +2008-03-13.txt:21:46:01: <ehird> Bingo. +2008-03-14.txt:02:34:50: <AnMaster> say: {vertical tab, size of number describing size of numbers of dimension, dimension } +2008-03-14.txt:20:51:45: <ehird> AnMaster: bingo +2008-03-15.txt:23:13:54: <ehird> 'use RatsAss;' is a vaguely disturbing line +2008-03-15.txt:23:27:56: <ehird> also, I find the fact that I have to put @EXPORT etc in BEGIN disturbing +2008-03-17.txt:21:55:00: <ehird> clever *-globbing. +2008-03-17.txt:21:55:32: <ehird> AnMaster: not if the shell was clever with * globbing +2008-03-17.txt:22:24:03: <ais523> because the shell does no globbing at all +2008-03-17.txt:22:24:17: <SimonRC> that is because DOS relies on the program to do globbing +2008-03-17.txt:23:08:52: <ais523> incidentally, I've seen a shell-script used to implement init, which used shell globbing to run all the startup scripts in priority order +2008-03-18.txt:21:13:58: <ehird> ting tang walla walla bing bang +2008-03-21.txt:18:21:09: <Hiato> hrmm... yeah, something worth considering, but It doesn't really matter because you can do multiple assignments using lists. :64(a1,a2,a3) in place of grabbing the returned value like this- :(:65(a1))(a2) etc +2008-03-30.txt:17:56:35: <RodgerTheGreat> in general, I think Apple has struck a good balance between making things user-friendly and avoiding "dumbing down" the unix environment for people who want to use it. +2008-04-01.txt:21:35:45: <ehird> AnMaster: I find your micro-optimization disturbing. +2008-04-11.txt:01:24:52: <ehird> Sgeo: you are describing 'Ajax' which is another buzzword +2008-04-11.txt:17:45:16: <AnMaster> just a page describing in a way that is readable by humans +2008-04-12.txt:16:11:19: <ehird> think of a shorter, more self-describing way to express it +2008-04-16.txt:22:37:03: <ais523> lament: Chris Pressey already implied that joke, when describing TURKEY BOMB as a 'peer-pressure' language +2008-04-17.txt:15:23:13: <ehird> oklopol, bingo +2008-04-21.txt:13:21:04: <ais523> AnMaster: thinking about what they'd likely do, two would be handles to the memory pages the memory is allocated in, two would be offsets within the pages, and one would be a pointer to a struct describing the request and setting parameters, so I'd guess 5 params +2008-04-21.txt:16:40:16: <AnMaster> for syntax when describing, some semi-C prefered +2008-04-23.txt:20:56:25: <ehird> it's vaguely disturbing +2008-04-27.txt:00:57:17: <evincarofautumn> Bingo, revcompgeek. +2008-04-27.txt:01:54:44: <revcompgeek> s/describint/describing +2008-04-28.txt:23:03:18: <evincar> pikhq: Ha. Polite ribbing borders on abuse. +2008-05-01.txt:21:42:05: <ais523> then start climbing down the column of asterisks +2008-05-01.txt:21:44:25: <ais523> I climb down to the bottom of the column of asterisks, grabbing the author's credits on the way +2008-05-01.txt:21:49:45: <AnMaster> <ais523> I climb down to the bottom of the column of asterisks, grabbing the author's credits on the way +2008-05-06.txt:15:58:26: <ehird> ais523: i cant' resisit saying something about dumbing down :-) +2008-05-06.txt:19:48:54: <ehird> Deewiant: bingo +2008-05-08.txt:18:05:33: <ais523> ah, it's describing the same thign +2008-05-15.txt:00:22:06: * oerjan finds it slightly disturbing that apparently the frenchman wants tea while the englishman is referring to coffee +2008-05-20.txt:15:51:12: <pikhq> Bingo. :p +2008-05-30.txt:23:02:00: <ehird> and vaguely disturbing +2008-06-01.txt:19:32:30: <Slereah> Well, you're just describing priority. +2008-06-08.txt:16:29:35: <RodgerTheGreat> ah, bingo +2008-06-13.txt:19:45:35: <tusho> ais523: random noise = BINGO +2008-06-13.txt:20:01:48: <pikhq> Bingo. +2008-06-14.txt:20:00:49: <tusho> I might just use Narrative JS. It is, after all, exactly what I'm describing. :-P +2008-06-17.txt:22:03:30: <oklopol> fun - serious - ORGY - three dead in stabbing incident +2008-06-19.txt:21:34:53: <Slereah_> I find your lack of chanserv expertise disturbing. +2008-06-22.txt:16:54:15: <RodgerTheGreat> bingo +2008-06-23.txt:00:31:59: <oklopol> tusho: actually, how was astute wrong describing a comment? +2008-06-23.txt:22:00:52: <AnMaster> after a lot of heavy work and stubbing out stuff +2008-07-01.txt:16:17:16: <ais523> it's clear to me he's describing a paradigm +2008-07-04.txt:05:03:51: <RodgerTheGreat> in the past, I've made a handful of things like my self-randomizing bingo card: http://rodger.nonlogic.org/games/bingo.ps +2008-07-07.txt:15:16:08: <ais523> I'll fix that once I have a website up describing it +2008-07-07.txt:15:16:30: <ais523> there's a page in the C-INTERCAL manual describing IFFI now, so I just need to put the manual online and I can link to that +2008-07-07.txt:16:43:45: <Dewi> but no globbing +2008-07-07.txt:21:53:37: <ais523> AnMaster: the way CLC-INTERCAL works is so complicated that even I have trouble describing it +2008-07-09.txt:01:20:19: <RodgerTheGreat> lament: bingo! +2008-07-09.txt:23:25:22: <lament> augur: ...isn't that exactly what i was describing on the past ~5 lines? +2008-07-12.txt:14:53:09: <oklopol> not kinda disturbing. +2008-07-12.txt:17:57:12: <hotidlerchick> this is fucking disturbing +2008-07-16.txt:10:19:05: <oklopol> but it's kinda OO, you're always describing an object +2008-07-16.txt:13:57:36: <oklopol> AnMaster: anyway, this is what it looks like with newlines and tabbing: http://www.vjn.fi/pb/p466261364.txt +2008-07-16.txt:17:17:14: <Deewiant> and yeah, I've essentially been describing such an interface +2008-07-17.txt:21:52:10: <ais523> augur: by describing a compiler from cyclic tag systems into it +2008-07-19.txt:13:00:31: <oklopol> i should really start playing with ai, i almost get a boner from even looking at c++ code describing a flock of birds +2008-07-20.txt:00:05:52: <oklopol> stop rubbing it in my face, that was the stupidest mistake i've made in a month +2008-07-20.txt:04:10:34: <pikhq> Bingo. +2008-07-27.txt:22:02:57: <oklopol> i think sicp is a long book with too little confusing mind-numbing math +2008-07-29.txt:23:48:45: <tusho_> just never tried subscribing +2008-07-30.txt:02:38:16: <CakeProphet> when describing the structure of a sentence +2008-08-01.txt:14:16:38: <ais523> tusho: because it would be a Harbinger of the End of the World +2008-08-08.txt:21:19:18: <MikeRiley> grabbing +2008-08-08.txt:21:39:08: <tusho> optbot: agreed. a good eye-stabbing +2008-08-12.txt:11:42:40: <tusho> asiekierka: Er, you've been nabbing on about organizing brainfuck contests and thinking of various large projects (like games) to code in BF since 2007. +2008-08-12.txt:19:12:55: <tusho> ais523: blabbing like "IT'S MEANT FOR TESTING NEW ESOLANGS!!!11" and we told him that we had perfectly good computers for that, but we liked EsoBot because it's fun to see how it can survive +2008-08-12.txt:20:24:45: <AnMaster> 00.00.0000 action An integer describing what should happen on the change being triggered: +2008-08-13.txt:15:35:01: <asiekierka> describing my feelings +2008-08-16.txt:00:37:20: <pikhq> psygnisfive: Disturbing, but cool. +2008-08-16.txt:13:13:17: <AnMaster> I find bad typography really really disturbing when reading +2008-08-16.txt:20:49:00: <MikeRiley> gender is how you feel about yourself...sex is your plumbing.... +2008-08-20.txt:17:16:36: <MikeRiley> but i also have a document better describing what TRDS should be capable of doing.... +2008-08-22.txt:18:17:23: <Deewiant> AnMaster: btw, what funktio is doing is essentially grabbing the minimum coordinate over all funge-space cells +2008-09-02.txt:13:37:28: <fizzie> For disturbingly many X, "does perl have a X" has a positive answer. +2008-09-16.txt:15:09:08: <tusho> [[Why are videos worse than text? I have to consume them at the pace and in the order dictated by the producer. I cannot skim them. They take orders of magnitude more bandwidth. I cannot search for a word or phrase. I am unable to quote from them without transcribing by hand. I cannot easily page around to see the general shape, or pick out an interesting paragraph to read, or send a part to somebody else. They are not indexed properly by Google.] +2008-09-20.txt:21:44:49: <fizzie> That's more like unsubscribing. +2008-09-27.txt:22:09:02: <tusho> ais523: abstract: I am describing things in the it. +2008-09-30.txt:19:13:20: <tusho> jnode is disturbingly useful looking: +2008-10-09.txt:20:33:01: <oklopol> i mean, after subscribing +2008-10-09.txt:20:39:11: <ais523> on the other hand, Windows doesn't have FIFOs, so the plumbing might be harder +2008-10-16.txt:08:28:22: <fizzie> That's somewhat disturbing. The bot is going to "tune" me. +2008-10-19.txt:14:22:29: <AnMaster> Vpos A vector describing what cell to operate on in Funge-Space. +2008-10-19.txt:15:33:26: <ehird> until it runs away (deletes itself) sobbing +2008-10-20.txt:15:38:48: <oerjan> as for the second, i eagerly await when you will start climbing in the windows... +2008-10-21.txt:18:47:41: <ehird> AnMaster: um, make your parameters self-describing +2008-10-21.txt:20:08:06: <AnMaster> anyway can't record more now without disturbing ppl +2008-10-21.txt:23:29:19: <oerjan> disturbing +2008-10-21.txt:23:29:42: <oerjan> well, ook would be even more disturbing +2008-10-24.txt:11:16:46: <Ilari> What's ATHR? Any URL describing it? +2008-10-28.txt:22:32:53: <ehird> AnMaster: do you have a probing hash or a linked list hash? +2008-10-28.txt:22:33:23: <ehird> I have a feeling probing might be faster, foo++, arr[foo] "seems" faster than foo = foo->next, foo +2008-10-28.txt:22:35:16: <fizzie> As far as probing is considered, just linear probing might not be the best bet; it usually isn't. +2008-10-28.txt:22:35:25: <AnMaster> which type of probing, wikipedia mentions linear probing and quadratic probing +2008-10-28.txt:22:35:36: <ehird> AnMaster: Well, according to fizzie, quadratic probing :p +2008-10-28.txt:22:35:42: <ehird> I did quadratic probing +2008-10-28.txt:22:36:11: <ehird> but yeah go for quadratic probing +2008-10-28.txt:22:37:02: <fizzie> I did double hashing (read: the probe increment computed from a second hashing function) for my closed hash table; it did a bit better than quadratic probing, but I never benchmarked whether that advantage was eaten by the hashing overhead. +2008-10-28.txt:22:42:29: <ehird> [21:36] ehird: but yeah go for quadratic probing +2008-10-28.txt:22:42:33: <ehird> fizzie: I did double hashing (read: the probe increment computed from a second hashing function) for my closed hash table; it did a bit better than quadratic probing, but I never benchmarked whether that advantage was eaten by the hashing overhead. +2008-10-28.txt:22:44:46: <ehird> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_addressing this is just probing +2008-10-28.txt:22:45:59: <ehird> I'd just do linear probing and see the speedup, then refine +2008-10-28.txt:22:46:59: <fizzie> With linear probing you probably want to keep the table load factor within some sensible values. I understand it gets slow fast when the table is full enough, even with a good hash function. +2008-10-28.txt:22:49:13: <fizzie> Well, obviously with quadratic probing too, except with a different definition for "sensible". +2008-10-28.txt:22:50:48: <ehird> AnMaster: In the time we've talked you could have profiled the quadratic probing approach. +2008-10-29.txt:02:23:15: <oerjan> tabbing works though +2008-10-29.txt:15:25:34: <AnMaster> ehird, well if you want. I was reading up on different probing models and such +2008-10-29.txt:21:43:12: <fungot> fizzie: uni tübingen is actively working on hills, so expect php errors, and is it the most recent officially sanctioned one. +2008-11-01.txt:17:52:23: <ehird> what the heck are you blabbing on about +2008-11-01.txt:18:09:10: <oerjan> optbot: some may find that disturbing +2008-11-03.txt:17:56:38: <ais523> it's perfectly self-describing, yet basically impossible to use +2008-11-07.txt:11:53:02: <ais523> I do profiling the good old-fashioned and almost useless way, by grabbing a really precise timer as often as possible and counting the length of the intervals +2008-11-13.txt:15:51:36: <oklopol> i find it disturbing +2008-11-16.txt:21:28:05: <oklopol> that's what you'd do with english, something like "loop this action here; now do some other action; now print the number of cycles you went around the loop" <<< you wouldn't actually say, when describing the loop, that we're storing the cycle count +2008-11-22.txt:19:15:59: <oklopol> because i accidentally hit space after climbing the wall +2008-11-22.txt:22:18:22: <fizzie> These have the sort of time limits that when climbing up a ledge, you need to bounce off immediately; if you actually stop and stand on the ledge, you run out of time. +2008-11-22.txt:23:23:11: <fizzie> Although I almost ran out of time because I took the upward slope so carefully, and then had a lot of trouble climbing up the other pipe, due to not having done that sort of thing a lot in the previous levels. +2008-11-23.txt:13:24:15: <ehird> try climbing +2008-11-26.txt:21:39:08: <psygnisfive> well the challenge was to find an explanatory way of describing the restrictions :P +2008-11-26.txt:23:17:27: <psygnisfive> bing bing
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.17674 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2005-12-29.txt:00:28:04: <jix> zzo38s server is back => many articles can be updated now? +2007-01-10.txt:20:09:09: <oerjan> nope it's ZZo38's +2008-01-03.txt:03:28:06: <oerjan> hm, Zzo38 is also using continuations in his latest. +2008-01-03.txt:03:46:24: <oerjan> but Zzo38 is incredibly prolific... +2008-02-19.txt:22:06:14: <ehird`> on another note, zzo38 is not very good at designing web apps; http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/chrono/zzo38/mainpage is basically inscrutable +2008-02-19.txt:22:07:04: <ehird`> http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/chrono/_show_source yikes +2008-02-19.txt:22:09:06: <ehird`> zzo38's ideas are quite odd in general, actually +2008-02-19.txt:22:12:21: <ehird`> http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/chrono/zzo38/1198908097 +2008-02-19.txt:22:13:46: <ehird`> And, well, all of these: http://esolangs.org/wiki/User:Zzo38 +2008-02-19.txt:22:14:25: <ais523> wow, I knew zzo38 had made a lot, but didn't realise it was quite that many +2008-02-19.txt:22:46:41: <ehird`> oh my god, zzo's english is atrocious http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/wmskins/Command-Skin.txt +2008-03-18.txt:21:38:28: <AnMaster> "TwoDucks is an esoteric programming language by User:Zzo38 which allows you to go back in time and change things. It is uncomputable on a Turing machine; it even allows you to solve the halting problem." +2008-05-07.txt:20:26:33: <ehird> it's zzo38s +2008-05-07.txt:20:26:48: <ais523> many of zzo38's langs are pretty good, though +2008-06-13.txt:00:23:23: <Slereah> Kudos to zzo38 +2008-06-27.txt:23:07:56: * tusho is poking around zzo38's site, he's pretty crazy but it's a fun mishmash of stuff +2008-06-27.txt:23:08:11: <tusho> i'm rather surprised at the list of features on http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/chrono/about.htm vs the shortness of http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/chrono/_show_source +2008-06-27.txt:23:10:33: <tusho> though - http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/chrono/zzo38/mainpage the actual UI has something to be desired.. +2008-06-27.txt:23:15:19: <tusho> http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/chrono/zzo38/1203755544 i like some of the entries on here +2008-06-27.txt:23:19:10: <tusho> http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/chrono/zzo38/1199580665 'Our Father who has warts in heaven' how on earth do you hear that +2008-07-01.txt:16:16:34: <tusho> zzo38 asked +2008-07-10.txt:18:15:20: <tusho> zzo38's golfscript answer +2008-07-20.txt:18:02:31: <deveah> zzo38, for example, made a roguelike +2008-07-20.txt:18:04:34: <tusho> zzo38 is .. +2008-08-27.txt:13:22:53: <tusho> and seems to be trolling zzo38 with that +2008-10-08.txt:16:31:02: <ehird> hmm...zzo38 coming to conclusions via flawed premises on his blog... well, that's nothing new +2008-10-08.txt:16:41:20: <oklocod> ehird: hmm...zzo38 coming to conclusions via flawed premises on his blog... well, that's nothing new <<< links. +2008-10-08.txt:16:41:53: <ehird> oklocod: I was talking about http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/chrono/zzo38/1216426880, this quote: +2008-11-10.txt:22:06:35: <ehird> lol, i inspired zzo38 to write a browser. +2008-11-10.txt:22:06:55: <ais523> I haven't seen zzo38 around in ages... +2008-11-10.txt:22:08:40: <ehird> http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/ +2008-11-10.txt:22:10:25: <ehird> http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/chrono/zzo38/1216426880 This is pretty much my favourite post of his. +2008-11-10.txt:22:11:43: <ehird> http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/chrono/zzo38/1203755544 possibly tops it +2009-01-14.txt:17:09:36: <ehird> wow, zzo38 doesn't get open source +2009-01-14.txt:17:10:25: <ehird> itt: zzo38 is microsoft 2.0 +2009-01-14.txt:17:10:50: <ehird> http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/vonkeror/screenshots/screenshot_001.png Impressively ugly. +2009-02-10.txt:21:18:11: <ais523> see zzo38's latest esowiki edit +2009-02-10.txt:21:55:27: <ehird> also, I'd ignore zzo38 most of the time +2009-02-10.txt:21:58:07: <ehird> Although sometimes zzo38 says deep things. +2009-02-10.txt:22:25:12: <ehird> -- zzo38 serious project http://www.ifwiki.org/index.php/User:Zzo38/FORTAVM +2009-02-10.txt:22:26:20: <ehird> i saw a post by zzo38 on some forum +2009-02-10.txt:22:34:53: <ehird> --zzo38 +2009-02-10.txt:22:37:50: <ehird> zzo38: Advancing the understanding of human knowledge daily. +2009-02-10.txt:22:37:52: <ais523> <zzo38> I can't write very clearly enough to be understood +2009-02-10.txt:22:38:27: <ehird> Theory: zzo38 is actually an AI. +2009-02-10.txt:22:40:26: <oerjan> the forum posts you linked to shows that zzo38 is clearly aware of his problems, and cannot do anything about them. +2009-02-28.txt:01:03:21: -!- zzo38 has joined #esoteric. +2009-02-28.txt:01:04:58: <zzo38> I read about the new one [[Puzzlang]], but now I invented [[Self-modifying Puzzlang]]. I just want to know if anyone looking at the example can figure it out. +2009-02-28.txt:01:09:36: <zzo38> They don't record everything on the log file. And they aren't "raw" it just says that but it is faked. +2009-02-28.txt:01:13:05: <zzo38> I only see the time and name and message. It doesn't record the commands such as PRIVMSG and NOTICE and the name at the left side, three digit IRC response codes, etc. +2009-02-28.txt:01:14:11: <zzo38> So that is how it records notices, well, don't say it is raw if it isn't because that is a lie +2009-02-28.txt:01:17:29: <zzo38> This is a message with control codes +2009-02-28.txt:01:17:53: <zzo38> It strips out some (but not all) of the control codes +2009-02-28.txt:01:18:59: <zzo38> And special messages using the CTRL+A code are not recorded at all +2009-02-28.txt:01:24:42: <zzo38> IS NOBODY ON HERE PLEASE +2009-02-28.txt:01:25:07: <zzo38> Everyone is on here and responds to CTRL+A commands but no real writing +2009-02-28.txt:01:26:57: -!- zzo38 has parted #esoteric (?). +2009-02-28.txt:01:27:00: -!- zzo38 has joined #esoteric. +2009-02-28.txt:01:27:09: -!- zzo38 has quit (). +2009-02-28.txt:14:52:12: <ehird> 01:24 zzo38: IS NOBODY ON HERE PLEASE +2009-02-28.txt:14:52:12: <ehird> 01:25 zzo38: Everyone is on here and responds to CTRL+A commands but no real writing +2009-02-28.txt:14:52:20: <ehird> zzo38. in here. +2009-02-28.txt:14:56:32: <ehird> i guess zzo38 thinks people manually respond to ^As +2009-02-28.txt:18:59:33: -!- zzo38 has joined #esoteric. +2009-02-28.txt:19:01:51: <zzo38> I want some feedback about what opinion you have about [[CLCLC-INTERCAL]] so far. I will add more suggestion even to the page. +2009-02-28.txt:19:02:06: <AnMaster> zzo38, CLCLC? +2009-02-28.txt:19:02:08: <ais523> zzo38: it would be more interesting with an implementation +2009-02-28.txt:19:02:39: <zzo38> How would I make a implementation? In JavaScript? +2009-02-28.txt:19:02:49: <ais523> zzo38: INTERCAL is traditionally hard to implement +2009-02-28.txt:19:02:51: <ehird> zzo38: by writing an implementation? +2009-02-28.txt:19:04:25: <zzo38> I could try modifying CLC-INTERCAL if I have Perl. I will try that soon enough I guess. +2009-02-28.txt:19:05:23: <zzo38> Another thing is now gopher can use client-brainfuck. So there is a use for esolangs. The only thing is if it could be made faster +2009-02-28.txt:19:05:49: <ais523> zzo38: is that really what non-esolangers would consider a use for esolangs, though? +2009-02-28.txt:19:06:13: <ehird> 19:05 zzo38: Another thing is now gopher can use client-brainfuck. So there is a use for esolangs. The only thing is if it could be made faster +2009-02-28.txt:19:08:01: <zzo38> I made a hangman game on gopher client-script gopher://zzo38computer.cjb.net/@Bgames/hangman/ but you need a compatible client. So far the only one is http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/vonkeror/ and the source-code for the hangman game is at [[BrainClub]] +2009-02-28.txt:19:08:31: <zzo38> Which person was BF his first language? +2009-02-28.txt:19:08:55: <ehird> zzo38: random person I know +2009-02-28.txt:19:09:55: <zzo38> Vonkeror is a web-browser I wrote but it includes gopher support as well, better than other web-browser's gopher supporting. I used brainfuck instead of JavaScript as the gopher client-script because JavaScript is too complex for a simple protocol such as gopher +2009-02-28.txt:19:10:10: <ehird> zzo38: based on conkeror I assume +2009-02-28.txt:19:10:17: <ais523> ehird: zzo38 added a generalised operator that can do OR, XOR, and AND, amongst other things +2009-02-28.txt:19:11:03: <zzo38> Yes, I added the "cellular automaton" operator (not implemented yet). I have to write how the cellular automaton numbers are specified, which will be different than normal cellular automaton numbers (because, it is INTERCAL) +2009-02-28.txt:19:13:25: <zzo38> I don't think we are violating any trademark for Conkeror anyways, the Conkeror people did not complain about trade-mark violation and anyways they are planning to change the name of Conkeror anyways so when that happens the name will not be similar +2009-02-28.txt:19:14:16: <AnMaster> <zzo38> Vonkeror is a web-browser I wrote but it includes gopher support as well, better than other web-browser's gopher supporting. I used brainfuck instead of JavaScript as the gopher client-script because JavaScript is too complex for a simple protocol such as gopher <-- better than lynx gopher support? +2009-02-28.txt:19:15:34: <zzo38> As far as I know in Lynx (the last time I have tried anyways) it sometimes doesn't use proper line-breaks on gopher menus. And I don't really know for sure, but Vonkeror has better gopher support than *most* web-browsers anyways, including some extra features, but some features are untested and I'm not sure if they work perfectly yet +2009-02-28.txt:19:17:13: <ehird> zzo38: does it work on non-windows? +2009-02-28.txt:19:18:02: <zzo38> Yes, Vonkeror works on all operating systems that XUL runner will work on. It's just that some things in Vonkeror work on Windows that didn't work in Windows in Conkeror, but it still works on UNIX as wel +2009-02-28.txt:19:19:33: <zzo38> No, it works good on Windows and UNIX. But Conkeror has some features not working on Windows. In Vonkeror, these features work on Windows too, in addition to still working on UNIX. +2009-02-28.txt:19:20:50: <zzo38> Then create a new directory. You should always list an archive first before extracting it, that's what I always do. +2009-02-28.txt:19:21:04: <AnMaster> zzo38, still bad style +2009-02-28.txt:19:21:19: <ehird> zzo38: I've been meaning to write a script that does that, then unwraps the directories one level if it makes its own directory +2009-02-28.txt:19:22:11: <zzo38> OK. So if I ever create a tar (or tar.gz or tar.bz2) archive, I will remember to make its own directory in the archive +2009-02-28.txt:19:23:09: <ehird> zzo38: ok, going to try vonkeror +2009-02-28.txt:19:24:41: <ehird> zzo38: where is vonkeror.api? +2009-02-28.txt:19:25:13: <zzo38> What does vonkeror.api means? I don't think there is a file like that. +2009-02-28.txt:19:25:34: <zzo38> O. You mean .xpi. There is no .xpi you have to install it manually +2009-02-28.txt:19:27:10: <ais523> zzo38: what object hierarchy does your BF-gopher thing use? +2009-02-28.txt:19:27:50: <ehird> zzo38: here's how you "compile" vonkeror: +2009-02-28.txt:19:28:08: <zzo38> The files for the BF-gopher are: /content/conkeror.css /content/client-brainfuck.css /modules/brainfuck.js /modules/gopher.js +2009-02-28.txt:19:28:52: <ehird> zzo38: OK, Vonkeror works +2009-02-28.txt:19:29:31: <zzo38> That's the tab-bar which is green. The active tab is green and non-active tabs are gray. If you don't like it, modify content/conkeror.css +2009-02-28.txt:19:29:38: <ehird> http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/vonkeror/screenshots/screenshot_001.png +2009-02-28.txt:19:30:58: <ehird> zzo38: I'll try gopher://zzo38computer.cjb.net/@Bgames/hangman/ now +2009-02-28.txt:19:31:31: <oklopol> hi zzo38! +2009-02-28.txt:19:33:15: <zzo38> Yes. You just have to include the protocol in the URL. For example, type C-l and then start typing over the highlighted text, such as http://esolangs.org/ +2009-02-28.txt:19:33:44: <ehird> zzo38: oh okay +2009-02-28.txt:19:34:59: <ehird> zzo38: I like how gopher looks like an old terminal +2009-02-28.txt:19:36:12: <zzo38> One of the design rules of Vonkeror is NO ICONS. So if you access a gopher menu (just try any one) you will not see icons but rather the type code, and they are color coded also +2009-02-28.txt:19:37:56: <ehird> "Compiler version: FreeBASIC v0.20.0b" -- gopher://zzo38computer.cjb.net:70/0aboutgophserv +2009-02-28.txt:19:38:22: <zzo38> I doubt it will get media coverage. But if there is it might be like that. Maybe I will add that quote to my FORTUNE file in case anyone looks +2009-02-28.txt:19:38:51: <ehird> it's zzo38's +2009-02-28.txt:19:39:37: <zzo38> Yes, I wrote GOPHSERV in FreeBASIC. (The other HTTP+gopher server in FreeBASIC is Grumpy but mine doesn't share the code. Anyways mine supported gopher first) +2009-02-28.txt:19:40:09: <ehird> zzo38: I like how you can click on a download to copy the URL, did you add that or conkeror? +2009-02-28.txt:19:40:17: <ehird> ais523: gophserv source --> gopher://zzo38computer.cjb.net:70/5gophserv/gophserv.zip +2009-02-28.txt:19:41:07: <ehird> zzo38: it's only 177 lines? +2009-02-28.txt:19:41:14: <zzo38> That copy URL function was there before Vonkeror +2009-02-28.txt:19:41:48: <ehird> that was from zzo38's site +2009-02-28.txt:19:42:06: <ehird> zzo38: is there any example for go5? +2009-02-28.txt:19:42:48: <zzo38> There's the URL: handler, in the same directory as GOPHSERV on my gopher site. +2009-02-28.txt:19:44:49: <zzo38> I use both HTTP and Gopher, and so do other people who like Gopher protocol. But Gopher is still used much more rarely than HTTP +2009-02-28.txt:19:45:14: <ehird> zzo38: you should invent a way to make a site over the "finger" protocol +2009-02-28.txt:19:46:03: <zzo38> The "finger" protocol is close enough to gopher that you can make a site over the finger protocol, just make sure to use the URL gopher://host:port/0selector (remember the zero and it will work with finger too!) +2009-02-28.txt:19:46:58: <zzo38> Yes. The Mozilla built-in gopher doesn't support that because it always uses port 70, but Vonkeror accepts any port so you can do that. Just set the port number to 79 and it will work +2009-02-28.txt:19:47:37: <Sgeo> It's zzo38! +2009-02-28.txt:19:49:51: <zzo38> Use GOPHSERV to serve even finger if you don't need some of the features specific to finger +2009-02-28.txt:19:50:04: <ehird> zzo38: where is the gopher hangman source? +2009-02-28.txt:19:50:57: <zzo38> The gopher hangman was written in BrainClub and you will find the code on the wiki. To view any gopher resource as plain-text in Vonkeror (to view the compiled code), push M-0 (this works only for gopher. For HTTP, use C-u instead) +2009-02-28.txt:19:52:02: <AnMaster> zzo38, what about a wiki over gopher? +2009-02-28.txt:19:53:05: <ehird> zzo38: so you just give back brainclub and it interprets it? +2009-02-28.txt:19:53:36: <zzo38> I guess you could use +ASK forms to send data. Another idea I have (which I will implement one day) is an item code that causes it to retrieve text (as code 0) but allow editing, and then after editing, send the modified contents back to the server. Of course any fields would have to be included in the text instead of other form fields, it could be done like MIME headers on e-mail, or in other ways +2009-02-28.txt:19:54:13: <AnMaster> zzo38, hm yes the +ASK ones could work.. but isn't the length limit rather short? +2009-02-28.txt:19:54:18: <zzo38> Vonkeror interprets client-brainfuck. I compiled the brainclub file using the compiler (that is on the esolang wiki also, it also requires xulrunner) +2009-02-28.txt:19:54:46: <ehird> zzo38: is it possible to make a to-brainclub compiler in the language? +2009-02-28.txt:19:55:04: <zzo38> I think there is a type for a multi-line field. Vonkeror allows you to change the number of lines that will be displayed for a multi-line field in a gopher +ASK form (by default 8, but you can make it whatever you want) +2009-02-28.txt:19:55:16: <AnMaster> zzo38, hm ok.. +2009-02-28.txt:19:56:23: <zzo38> You wouldn't really compile into brainclub, you would compile *from* brainclub *into* brainfuck. Because Vonkeror doesn't compile or interpreter brainclub, it just optimizes and converts brainfuck into JavaScript (using the "yield" command for input) +2009-02-28.txt:19:56:24: <AnMaster> zzo38, wait +ASK needs Gopher+ right? +2009-02-28.txt:19:56:59: <zzo38> Yes, +ASK needs Gopher+. Vonkeror partially supports Gopher+ (but I'm not sure whether or not it is implemented correctly, but I do know that non plus gopher works perfectly OK) +2009-02-28.txt:19:57:44: <zzo38> You could try to make brainclub->client-brainfuck in brainclub if you wanted to, I guess, you just need a EOF marker +2009-02-28.txt:19:59:26: <ehird> http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/brainclub/brainclub.js +2009-02-28.txt:19:59:32: <ehird> and http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/brainclub/core.bcl +2009-02-28.txt:19:59:54: <zzo38> There are no specs, just the JavaScript code to compile it +2009-02-28.txt:20:03:25: <ehird> zzo38: What are the commands new in client brainfuck to brainfuck? +2009-02-28.txt:20:04:20: <zzo38> Only two commands * to switch tapes and ~ to switch pointers. +2009-02-28.txt:20:05:21: <zzo38> Yes, two tapes, so you don't have to add all sorts of data to the tape in order to measure where you would go back to, you just have two tapes so you don't need to do that. +2009-02-28.txt:20:06:29: <ehird> zzo38: Then client unlambda wouldnt' require anything new as it already works fine with things like that +2009-02-28.txt:20:08:41: <zzo38> I used client brainfuck instead of client unlambda because someone who wants to write a gopher client that supports it can write it more quickly and easily than an unlambda interpreter, brainfuck interpreters are much easier and quicker to write +2009-02-28.txt:20:09:08: <zzo38> But if you want to implement client unlambda, feel free to do such a things anyways +2009-02-28.txt:20:09:50: <ehird> zzo38: isn't it just connecting the terminal to a web buffer? +2009-02-28.txt:20:15:48: -!- zzo38 has quit ("I'm doing something else now, I will continue to look at the log in case I missed something"). +2009-02-28.txt:21:39:19: <oerjan> just summing up Zzo38's research here +2009-02-28.txt:23:37:39: <oerjan> i am not sure whether zzo38's abbreviation "S-m Puzzlang" is well thought or not +2009-02-28.txt:23:39:42: <oerjan> i thought zzo38 could be explained in the same way, really +2009-03-03.txt:18:38:09: <ais523> and suddenly realises that the discussion there is between Dagoth and zzo38 +2009-03-04.txt:16:30:19: <ehird> # (diff) (hist) . . Esolang:Community Portal‎; 19:18 . . (+9) . . Zzo38 (Talk | contribs) (tunes.org logs are now listed in descending order of date) +2009-03-06.txt:05:05:21: -!- zzo38 has joined #esoteric. +2009-03-06.txt:05:06:32: <zzo38> -1 interleave 0 makes -2/3 is that correct +2009-03-06.txt:05:08:21: <zzo38> I made a unlambda compiler into JavaScript http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/esoteric/unlambda/unlambda/htm but probably some thing are missing, such as continuations called from the outside? +2009-03-06.txt:05:09:36: <zzo38> Yes I know that, but I'm wondering how that is supposed to be implemented. +2009-03-06.txt:05:10:13: <zzo38> You look at the source-codes and see what you think about that! I tried to make it compatible with many JavaScript interpreters, instead of only modern versions of Mozilla or such thing as that +2009-03-06.txt:05:13:36: <zzo38> Please tell me if you found anything else missing in the Unlambda compiler into JavaScript +2009-03-06.txt:05:14:12: <zzo38> Oops the URL is wrong it is supposed to be http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/esoteric/unlambda/unlambda.htm +2009-03-06.txt:05:29:02: <zzo38> Oops the URL is wrong it is supposed to be http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/esoteric/unlambda/unlambda.htm +2009-03-06.txt:05:29:58: <zzo38> Which you like better Forth or Lisp? +2009-03-06.txt:05:31:35: <zzo38> How can I make a continuation called from the outside to be compiled into a Javascript codes +2009-03-06.txt:05:31:46: <zzo38> What is the best way +2009-03-06.txt:05:37:53: -!- zzo38 has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). +2009-03-06.txt:14:27:15: -!- zzo38 has joined #esoteric. +2009-03-06.txt:14:29:46: <zzo38> One day I went to school but their oscilloscopes was broken so I haven't use a oscilloscopes. And I don't own one +2009-03-06.txt:14:30:45: <zzo38> Can you bit interleave negative and positive numbers together? It seems to me I could do -1 interleave 0 makes -2/3 but I'm unsure +2009-03-06.txt:14:32:08: <zzo38> And if you have so many pictures on /~fis/ to list then why don't you enable directory listing, or at least make a list manually +2009-03-06.txt:14:35:10: <zzo38> You could alo make subdirectories for multiple listing of images, for category or just by timing or whatever you want, I do that on my computer at /IMAGES/ /IMAGES2/ /IMAGES3/ /img4/ /img5/ /img6/ /img7/ /img8/ /img_09/ /img_0A/ /img_0B/ /img_0C/ /img_0D/ +2009-03-06.txt:14:37:21: <zzo38> OK +2009-03-06.txt:14:41:00: <zzo38> O, and I am interested your opinion of the program I wrote compiling Unlambda to JavaScript. +2009-03-06.txt:14:42:34: <ehird> zzo38: does it handle d? +2009-03-06.txt:14:43:59: <zzo38> Yes it handles d, look at http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/esoteric/unlambda/unlambda.htm +2009-03-06.txt:14:44:16: <zzo38> And view the source-code of that HTML page to see the JavaScript codes +2009-03-06.txt:14:44:30: <zzo38> Is there anything missing from my handling of d? +2009-03-06.txt:14:46:13: <zzo38> I haven't implemented c entirely yet. I'm still trying to think how to do that. If you have any suggestion please type it on here +2009-03-06.txt:14:49:00: <zzo38> So far if you try to run a program that uses continuations you will just see a alert box that says "[object Object]" in it. That is the continuation object being thrown with nothing to catch it +2009-03-06.txt:14:49:08: <oerjan> zzo38: if javascript doesn't have real continuations then you probably are not going to get around rewriting everything in cps style +2009-03-06.txt:14:51:00: <zzo38> Another idea I had is if the thrown continuation object is not caught by the c function it should try the program over again but keep track of which c function that continuation is for so it can return something else next time +2009-03-06.txt:14:52:46: <zzo38> I'm not sure how well my idea would work, though. +2009-03-06.txt:14:53:07: <zzo38> I'm trying to think if there is a better way to throw back +2009-03-06.txt:14:55:05: <zzo38> Where can I find your Scheme-in-Prolog +2009-03-06.txt:14:56:01: <oerjan> zzo38: that idea sounds evil, so it would be awesome _if_ it worked, but i think you could get trouble if there were may throws and catches to rerun before you got to the right point. +2009-03-06.txt:14:57:04: <zzo38> That's what I was worried about +2009-03-06.txt:15:04:06: <ehird> zzo38: You cannot use exceptions for continuations. +2009-03-06.txt:15:05:21: <zzo38> I know that, that is why I was wondering how to do continuations the other way, because currently it works only one way and many Unlambda programs use it the other way also +2009-03-06.txt:15:08:21: <ehird> zzo38: the only other way is CPS, for JS +2009-03-06.txt:15:23:44: <zzo38> Do the people on here have any preferences about Lisp or Forth +2009-03-06.txt:15:23:53: <ehird> zzo38: I like both. +2009-03-06.txt:15:26:54: <zzo38> I just use yield command in JavaScript to represent the input command in brainfuck. But the yield command is a new version of JavaScript only on Mozilla but that's OK because it is built-in to a XULrunner applocation. From this, you can learn how to write your own brainfuck compiler +2009-03-06.txt:15:28:39: -!- zzo38 has quit (). +2009-03-06.txt:15:29:33: <ehird> it's zzo38, don't question him :D +2009-03-06.txt:17:16:14: <ehird> zzo38 asked me about forth for some reason, not triggered by me +2009-03-06.txt:20:43:16: <oerjan> well unlambda was mentioned today, zzo38 is writing an interpreter +2009-03-08.txt:07:21:29: -!- zzo38 has joined #esoteric. +2009-03-08.txt:07:21:34: <Sgeo> Hi zzo38 +2009-03-08.txt:07:22:55: <zzo38> The idea of akiross, it seems some versions of INTERCAL allow you to change syntax during runtime so that's one possible way.... +2009-03-08.txt:07:24:59: <zzo38> Also, another thing to add to something like INTERCAL with interleave operator, but allows any length of bits (even infinite), you could do things like zero interleave negative one makes one third, etc. +2009-03-08.txt:07:25:40: <zzo38> And which INTERCAL is the shortest Hello world output program, maybe CLCLC-INTERCAL. It is: PLEASE ;1 <- #2 +2009-03-08.txt:07:25:49: <zzo38> DO ;1 SUB #1 <- #17947$#20775 +2009-03-08.txt:07:26:02: <zzo38> DO ;1 SUB #2 <- #5204$#21386 DO READ OUT ;1 +2009-03-08.txt:07:27:32: <zzo38> No, not calculator writing. It is Baudot, encoding 6 Baudot characters in each cell of the array +2009-03-08.txt:07:28:00: <zzo38> Another esolang idea is one with mahjong tiles? +2009-03-08.txt:07:30:05: <zzo38> Do you have another idea of CLCLC-INTERCAL +2009-03-08.txt:07:32:31: <zzo38> In your opinion, does 1 + 2 pow 2 + 2 pow 4 + 2 pow 6 + 2 pow 8 and so on make -1/3 in my opinion it does because in binary it is .......010101010101. and if you multiply it by three you get negative one, so therefore it is correct. Or you think the result is infinite? I would like to know your opinion +2009-03-08.txt:07:34:55: <zzo38> Do you like to use FOWER instead of FOUR, or FIFE instead of FIVE +2009-03-08.txt:07:36:26: <zzo38> It is "I" isn't it? Or is there a vowel missing +2009-03-08.txt:07:38:13: <zzo38> What does 2-adically means exactly I never learned 2-adically math. But I did see it mentioned in the book ROAD TO REALITY and all it says is the numbers are allowed to be infinite on the left instead of on the right. The rest I just did myself and don't know about proper 2-adically and whether mine is proper +2009-03-08.txt:07:39:15: <zzo38> And I think the sound is "I" sound like FIVE but possibly slightly different because of the following consonant but that is what I heard anyways is the standard for air traffic control, although nobody uses it and nobody cares +2009-03-08.txt:07:45:09: <zzo38> O, and do esolang people have any preferences having to do with mahjong game +2009-03-08.txt:07:50:09: <zzo38> Yes +2009-03-08.txt:07:50:51: <asiekierk> zzo38, were you replying to me +2009-03-08.txt:07:51:15: <zzo38> Yes I am replying to you asiekierk!i=africalo@078088180066.elb.vectranet.pl +2009-03-08.txt:07:52:43: <zzo38> Yes I did but I am writing software and specifications more a bit, and then one day I need to get a computer hardware and stuff, and then I can write the software more, testing it, make a company, and a few more things, make manual, etc, and then it will be complete. +2009-03-08.txt:07:53:25: <zzo38> O sorry I missed that the message was private but now I notice it. +2009-03-08.txt:07:59:32: -!- zzo38 has quit ("Thanks I sleep now. But I will continue to read the log if you want to reply to my question(s)/etc"). +2009-03-08.txt:16:35:49: <ehird> 23:32:31 <zzo38> In your opinion, does 1 + 2 pow 2 + 2 pow 4 + 2 pow 6 + 2 pow 8 and so on make -1/3 in my opinion it does because in binary it is .......010101010101. and if you multiply it by three you get negative one, so therefore it is correct. Or you think the result is infinite? I would like to know your opinion +2009-03-08.txt:16:35:50: <ehird> 23:34:55 <zzo38> Do you like to use FOWER instead of FOUR, or FIFE instead of FIVE +2009-03-08.txt:16:36:01: <ehird> who needs acid when you have quick-fire zzo38 questions +2009-03-08.txt:16:37:05: <ehird> 23:45:09 <zzo38> O, and do esolang people have any preferences having to do with mahjong game +2009-03-08.txt:16:37:05: <ehird> 23:50:09 <zzo38> Yes +2009-03-08.txt:16:37:18: <ehird> <zzo38> Yes I am replying to you asiekierk!i=africalo@078088180066.elb.vectranet.pl <- :D +2009-03-13.txt:23:46:13: <ais523> someone show http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2009/03/how-moores-law-saved-the-web.html to zzo38 +2009-03-14.txt:00:27:37: -!- zzo38 has joined #esoteric. +2009-03-14.txt:00:27:46: <ehird> oh, hi zzo38 +2009-03-14.txt:00:28:02: <ais523> zzo38: http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2009/03/how-moores-law-saved-the-web.html +2009-03-14.txt:00:29:20: <zzo38> The #anagol channel doesn't help. How to put FlogScript on anarchy golf site? Can someone send a message, but I don't use e-mail and am unsure. Still, I do it anyways on the wiki entry for FlogScript but if it is directly on there, it can be together listed with the others! +2009-03-14.txt:00:29:27: <ehird> zzo38: You cannot. +2009-03-14.txt:00:30:05: <zzo38> shinh was on but I received no reply +2009-03-14.txt:00:30:40: <zzo38> And the tunes.org log seems to be not working right now +2009-03-14.txt:00:31:32: <zzo38> The log works now +2009-03-14.txt:00:32:40: <zzo38> Maybe my DNS is mixed up and doesn't always work. I am unsure +2009-03-14.txt:00:34:07: <zzo38> What link for description of language you invented earlier today +2009-03-14.txt:00:39:01: <ehird> Anyway, I think it's easy to understand from that, does that make sense zzo38? +2009-03-14.txt:00:39:14: <zzo38> Yes it make sense. OK +2009-03-14.txt:00:47:28: -!- zzo38 has quit (). +2009-03-16.txt:15:20:40: -!- zzo38 has joined #esoteric. +2009-03-16.txt:15:21:05: <zzo38> Nobody is ever actively on #anagol even though some names are listed +2009-03-16.txt:15:21:12: <zzo38> Why is that? +2009-03-16.txt:15:23:43: <zzo38> I tried whois shinh and stuff like that but I'm not sure if that means they are away or not +2009-03-16.txt:15:27:41: <zzo38> I tried various names with whois command but I can't see anything about away, is there some code for being away that I forgot about? +2009-03-16.txt:15:29:52: <zzo38> I can only get idle time for whois on myself. And if it shows up when they are away, which line does it show up on, the 311 line or the 320 line or some other line? +2009-03-16.txt:15:30:12: <zzo38> What does "/wii" means +2009-03-16.txt:15:31:05: <zzo38> O, thanks I did "whois shinh shinh" and I got the idle time for shinh (214878 seconds) +2009-03-16.txt:15:31:56: <zzo38> Well yes, the IRC server returns it in seconds I did the calculation it is approx 59.7 hours +2009-03-16.txt:15:33:37: <zzo38> Thanks for telling me I need to indicate the name twice if I want the 317 line (although I'm not sure why the server shouldn't figure that out automatically?) +2009-03-16.txt:15:34:09: <ehird> zzo38: IRC is weird +2009-03-16.txt:15:34:59: <zzo38> ehird: OK. However I can get the 317 line for myself without needing to type my name twice. +2009-03-16.txt:15:35:57: <zzo38> O. So does it do that to save bandwidth from accessing other servers when it doesn't have to? +2009-03-16.txt:15:37:22: -!- zzo38 has parted #esoteric (?). +2009-03-16.txt:15:38:08: -!- zzo38 has joined #esoteric. +2009-03-16.txt:15:38:13: -!- zzo38 has parted #esoteric (?). +2009-03-16.txt:15:38:15: -!- zzo38 has joined #esoteric. +2009-03-16.txt:15:38:17: -!- zzo38 has parted #esoteric (?). +2009-03-16.txt:15:39:28: <AnMaster> <ehird> zzo38: IRC is weird <-- I know the details about why name twice if you are interested +2009-03-20.txt:23:05:09: -!- zzo38 has joined #esoteric. +2009-03-20.txt:23:05:52: <zzo38> I wrote a program in CLCLC-INTERCAL to output 1 to 2000 in Roman numbers but I can't test it. Can you look and tell me if you found a mistake, or another comment about this program +2009-03-20.txt:23:06:09: <ais523> zzo38: would it run in CLC-INTERCAL? +2009-03-20.txt:23:06:59: <zzo38> It uses CLCLC-INTERCAL specific features +2009-03-20.txt:23:09:06: <zzo38> My program has no addition. The way [I think] it works is based on the && operator and also how CLCLC-INTERCAL assigns to expressions (which may not be always the same as other INTERCALs) +2009-03-20.txt:23:10:37: <zzo38> Is there still something else you do not understand about it +2009-03-20.txt:23:12:11: <zzo38> No, the && operator doesn't do addition. The && operator allows you to learn a lecture inside of a expression. +2009-03-20.txt:23:13:11: <zzo38> It doesn't. The interpreter would try each value of .1 (the left side of the lecture) in order, and stop when the value of .1 causes .1&� to have the value #2000 +2009-03-20.txt:23:13:39: <zzo38> It starts at zero but it won't output zero because it is abstained the first time +2009-03-20.txt:23:14:44: <zzo38> Maybe not in CLC-INTERCAL but in CLCLC-INTERCAL it is specified that this kind of behaviour is standard +2009-03-20.txt:23:16:19: <zzo38> For expressions that have inverses that will work (as long as they are not overloaded to other expressions) but the && operator doesn't have a inverse so it has to try each one until one of them works +2009-03-20.txt:23:16:57: <zzo38> Also note that in CLCLC-INTERCAL, when assigning to a expression only the far left side of the expression is the register which will be changed (even if it is a constant!) +2009-03-20.txt:23:18:00: <zzo38> In CLCLC-INTERCAL .2 has to have the correct value already if it doesn't then it is a fatal error +2009-03-20.txt:23:18:34: <zzo38> It's INTERCAL, so who cares about compatibility with other INTERCAL implementations? +2009-03-20.txt:23:19:23: <zzo38> Then just use compatibility mode if you want to be compatible +2009-03-20.txt:23:27:44: <zzo38> The output 1 to 2000 program was wrong but now I fixed it. The third line now says DO .1&&.1 <- #2000 it used to say DO .1&� <- #2000 but that was wrong +2009-03-20.txt:23:27:49: <ais523> apparently zzo38's mandating that in CLC-INTERCAL, the way it reverses an operation is to try all possibilities until one works +2009-03-20.txt:23:28:32: <zzo38> ais523: s/CLC-INTERCAL/CLCLC-INTERCAL/ +2009-03-20.txt:23:34:41: <zzo38> It doesn't backtrack any side-effects of the expression (such as attending a lecture or overloading) so you can do anything inside the lecture and it won't care. A fatal error is still a fatal error (or maybe it can be defined a different way instead, that a fatal error in this case backtracks?) +2009-03-20.txt:23:34:55: <ais523> zzo38: what if there's a choicepoint inside the lecture? +2009-03-20.txt:23:36:42: <zzo38> If someone backtracks into a choicepoint inside the lecture then it will backtrack the implicit loop also and continue trying different values for .1 where it left off. And in a multithreaded program it will only deal with the current thread, values in other threads are unaffected and there is no guarantee what order it will output in +2009-03-20.txt:23:36:55: <oklofok> am i misunderstanding something here, why are you asking zzo38 how things work, isn't there a spec? +2009-03-20.txt:23:40:53: <oklofok> was zzo38's idea that the function to be reversed had the side-effect of always writing out the current number being tried? +2009-03-20.txt:23:41:36: <ais523> zzo38: I was referring to timing issues between the threads +2009-03-20.txt:23:41:52: <zzo38> O, I forgot one thing about what it should do if the student is an array. And I'm not sure what it should do in that case. +2009-03-20.txt:23:42:54: <zzo38> Maybe you can in prolog but I don't know much about prolog +2009-03-20.txt:23:43:49: <ais523> zzo38: in Prolog, integers are special-cased for sanity +2009-03-20.txt:23:44:13: <zzo38> I have a question that you can help me define the spec of CLCLC-INTERCAL: What should it do if you assign to a && expression where the student is an array +2009-03-20.txt:23:53:34: -!- zzo38 has quit ("because ais523 quit"). +2009-03-21.txt:18:10:26: <ehird> 15:53:34 --- quit: zzo38 ("because ais523 quit") +2009-03-21.txt:19:50:23: -!- zzo38 has joined #esoteric. +2009-03-21.txt:19:51:19: <zzo38> Look at the CLCLC-INTERCAL page again, I defined quantum INTERCAL and cellular automata operator. Do you like this??? +2009-03-21.txt:19:52:12: <zzo38> Comment more on it, either on the talk page or on IRC, I will quit now but will read the logs and talk page when I get back +2009-03-21.txt:19:52:15: -!- zzo38 has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). +2009-03-21.txt:23:42:46: -!- zzo38 has joined #esoteric. +2009-03-21.txt:23:43:23: <zzo38> Do you know any example of any program using quantum computing algorithm? And I mean the real one, not the one that CLC-INTERCAL uses +2009-03-21.txt:23:44:53: <AnMaster> zzo38, well since there are no useful quantum computers yet I guess it is all highly theoretical still. Sure there have been some successful experiments with a few qbits (8 or something iirc?) +2009-03-21.txt:23:46:22: <zzo38> There are also quantum emulators on normal computers, they can't deal with very many qubits at once and it isn't as fast as real quantum computers. I want to know because I just defined quantum computing commands in CLCLC-INTERCAL today and I want to know how to write a program with the commands I defined +2009-03-21.txt:23:47:08: <zzo38> I have seen the quantum brainfuck on the wiki but the link to the file doesn't work +2009-03-21.txt:23:47:33: <zzo38> I would also like to see a example of a program written in quantum brainfuck if there are any. +2009-03-21.txt:23:49:03: <zzo38> The command DO QUANTUM |1_|2 TRANSFORM |2_|1 is valid, but I'm not sure what it would do. +2009-03-21.txt:23:49:36: <zzo38> I don't understand quantum computing enough to understand it. I know a few things about quantum computing and quantum physics (I even have a book) but I don't know how a program would be written. +2009-03-21.txt:23:50:04: <ehird> zzo38: Look up that factoring algorithm for it? +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.17723 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +2011-08-09.txt:19:30:25: <cheater_> NihilistDandy, i like to differentiate between "declarative" and "constructive" +2011-09-21.txt:02:08:06: <cheater> that idea "of yours" is mine evincar. i called it "descriptive" or "declarative" languages and told you about it. and in fact you didn't get it at first. +2011-09-21.txt:02:11:13: <cheater> search for "descriptive" or "declarative" +2011-09-21.txt:02:13:06: <HackEgo> 2011-09-21.txt:02:11:13: <cheater> search for "descriptive" or "declarative" +2011-09-21.txt:02:13:32: <oerjan> `log <cheater>.*?declarative +2011-09-21.txt:02:13:35: <HackEgo> 2011-09-21.txt:02:13:32: <oerjan> `log <cheater>.*?declarative +2011-09-21.txt:02:13:38: <oerjan> `log <cheater>.*?declarative +2011-09-21.txt:02:13:42: <HackEgo> 2011-09-21.txt:02:13:32: <oerjan> `log <cheater>.*?declarative +2011-09-21.txt:02:13:49: <oerjan> `log <cheater_>.*?declarative +2011-09-21.txt:02:13:51: <HackEgo> 2011-08-09.txt:19:30:25: <cheater_> NihilistDandy, i like to differentiate between "declarative" and "constructive" +2011-09-21.txt:02:14:00: <monqy> `pastelogs <cheater.*declarative
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.18045 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,110 @@ +2011-11-22.txt:07:52:39: <Vorpal> 01:00.1 Audio device: ATI Technologies Inc Barts HDMI Audio [Radeon HD 6800 Series] +2012-09-30.txt:08:34:21: -!- barts has joined #esoteric. +2012-09-30.txt:08:34:48: <barts> hi guys +2012-09-30.txt:08:35:40: <atriq> `welcome barts +2012-09-30.txt:08:35:51: <HackEgo> barts: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) +2012-09-30.txt:08:37:03: <barts> oh hi +2012-09-30.txt:08:37:05: <barts> :) +2012-09-30.txt:11:08:11: -!- barts_ has joined #esoteric. +2012-09-30.txt:11:11:23: -!- barts has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). +2012-10-01.txt:11:08:16: -!- barts has joined #esoteric. +2012-10-01.txt:11:11:16: -!- barts_ has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). +2012-10-02.txt:10:47:05: <barts> has anyone here tried programming the Z80 or one of its derivatives? +2012-10-02.txt:11:01:36: <barts> which one have you programmed? +2012-10-02.txt:11:08:18: -!- barts_ has joined #esoteric. +2012-10-02.txt:11:11:36: -!- barts has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). +2012-10-02.txt:13:11:20: <barts_> hello +2012-10-02.txt:13:13:37: <barts_> what is the most esoteric language? +2012-10-02.txt:13:13:56: <barts_> why? +2012-10-02.txt:13:14:11: <barts_> i've already been welcomed, but thanks Arc_Koen +2012-10-02.txt:13:14:18: <barts_> why do you hold such an opinion? +2012-10-02.txt:13:14:28: <barts_> assuming you are the person of this personal opinion +2012-10-02.txt:13:15:01: <barts_> that is very interesting +2012-10-02.txt:13:15:05: <barts_> does it process graphs? +2012-10-02.txt:13:15:31: <barts_> i heard lisp could be implemented with a machine that does graph reduction. +2012-10-02.txt:13:22:13: <barts_> oh i just read up on it +2012-10-02.txt:13:22:14: <barts_> it's nice +2012-10-02.txt:13:26:50: <barts_> yes +2012-10-02.txt:13:27:28: <barts_> or i might be talking about sending digital signals in analog carriers via amplitude modulation +2012-10-02.txt:13:27:31: <barts_> you'll never know +2012-10-02.txt:13:28:05: <barts_> but does it have eclipse support +2012-10-02.txt:13:28:31: <barts_> haha +2012-10-02.txt:13:29:31: <barts_> fizzie: what's your opinion on the productivity and popularity and efficientness and such of peptides? +2012-10-02.txt:13:29:50: <barts_> :)) +2012-10-02.txt:13:30:07: <barts_> too mainstream ???? +2012-10-02.txt:13:36:14: <barts_> has it just reproduced +2012-10-02.txt:13:36:16: <barts_> that's naughty +2012-10-02.txt:16:09:18: <barts_> @tell Sgeo honk +2012-10-02.txt:16:09:21: <barts_> @massages +2012-10-02.txt:16:10:09: <barts_> You don't have any new massages. +2012-10-02.txt:16:24:25: <lambdabot> barts_ said 15m 7s ago: honk +2012-10-02.txt:16:34:09: <barts_> link's awakening was really fun +2012-10-02.txt:16:34:13: <barts_> i got stuck at some point +2012-10-02.txt:16:34:22: <barts_> and it took me years to figure out how to get past +2012-10-02.txt:16:34:33: <barts_> i h8 open plan games for this +2012-10-02.txt:16:45:26: -!- barts has joined #esoteric. +2012-10-02.txt:16:48:47: -!- barts_ has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). +2012-10-02.txt:16:51:15: <FreeFull> barts: What point dod you get stuck at? +2012-10-03.txt:07:40:10: <barts> i am working on a piece of hardware which can take any wave and output an analog sync clock +2012-10-03.txt:07:40:18: <barts> well, sine-like wave +2012-10-03.txt:07:40:24: <barts> that reminds me i wanted to try a metronome +2012-10-03.txt:07:50:18: <barts> oh the video just loaded +2012-10-03.txt:07:50:33: <barts> the metronomes become synchronized because of a phenomenon called soft syncing +2012-10-03.txt:07:51:26: <barts> it happens because they are all coupled in angular momentum +2012-10-03.txt:07:52:23: <barts> in fact the whole swivel is a single energy pool which tries to maximize its use of that energy +2012-10-03.txt:11:11:04: -!- barts has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). +2012-10-03.txt:11:13:03: -!- barts has joined #esoteric. +2012-10-03.txt:22:15:59: <barts> no +2012-10-03.txt:22:16:05: <barts> wolfram's ego is the office +2012-10-03.txt:22:16:23: <barts> if you're working for wolfram, you enter his ego every day from 9 til 5. +2012-10-03.txt:22:17:42: <barts> olsner: which episode was that +2012-10-03.txt:22:17:49: <olsner> barts: the first one +2012-10-03.txt:22:17:52: <barts> the first tng one? +2012-10-03.txt:22:17:54: <quintopia> do i know barts? +2012-10-03.txt:22:18:10: <barts> no man, they thought the entity was killing the base +2012-10-03.txt:22:18:28: <barts> but it was helping other entities of its kind which were the base +2012-10-03.txt:22:18:34: <barts> or something like that +2012-10-03.txt:22:18:48: <barts> yeah +2012-10-03.txt:22:19:01: <barts> yea +2012-10-04.txt:11:08:47: -!- barts_ has joined #esoteric. +2012-10-04.txt:11:11:38: -!- barts has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). +2012-10-05.txt:07:17:05: <barts_> fizzie: are they? +2012-10-05.txt:07:17:30: <barts_> i guess. +2012-10-05.txt:11:08:50: -!- barts has joined #esoteric. +2012-10-05.txt:11:12:02: -!- barts_ has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). +2012-10-06.txt:11:08:52: -!- barts_ has joined #esoteric. +2012-10-06.txt:11:11:54: -!- barts has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). +2012-10-07.txt:11:08:59: -!- barts has joined #esoteric. +2012-10-07.txt:11:12:13: -!- barts_ has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). +2012-10-07.txt:11:37:15: <barts> no it means a sequence where a finite sequence contains all non-zero elements of the sequence +2012-10-07.txt:11:38:06: <barts> not necessarily, the non-zero elements could be interspersed with many zeros as well +2012-10-07.txt:12:17:49: <barts> ion: i agree. +2012-10-07.txt:12:30:20: <Arc_Koen> yes, what barts said +2012-10-07.txt:14:56:27: <barts> fizzie: that would be an error, you cannot enumerate all such sequences with natural numbers. +2012-10-07.txt:14:56:35: <barts> fizzie: you should inform the author about this. +2012-10-07.txt:15:19:50: <fizzie> barts: I don't think it was saying that it could; just that R ranges over all such sequences, and r1, r2, ... are the elements of R. +2012-10-08.txt:11:09:02: -!- barts_ has joined #esoteric. +2012-10-08.txt:11:12:24: -!- barts has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). +2012-10-09.txt:11:09:07: -!- barts has joined #esoteric. +2012-10-09.txt:11:12:07: -!- barts_ has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). +2012-10-09.txt:12:46:30: <barts> circlefuck +2012-10-09.txt:12:47:07: <barts> yw +2012-10-09.txt:12:49:34: <barts> od name too +2012-10-09.txt:12:49:41: <barts> *good name too +2012-10-09.txt:12:51:40: <barts> sounds like twitter, only on livejournal +2012-10-10.txt:06:20:25: -!- barts has quit (Quit: leaving). +2012-10-20.txt:10:39:16: -!- barts has joined #esoteric. +2012-10-20.txt:10:39:21: <barts> hi +2012-10-20.txt:19:01:51: <barts> ungcc +2012-10-20.txt:19:16:22: <barts> olsner: depends how you define "to flop" +2012-10-21.txt:04:51:14: <barts> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSTJL1ikxXY +2012-10-21.txt:04:54:25: <barts> i wonder if that was rethinkdb's thinking +2012-10-21.txt:05:25:03: <barts> is z-transformation an esolang +2012-10-21.txt:05:31:08: <hagb4rd> barts: also i admit trying to creep some scope from you handsome people ;) +2012-10-21.txt:06:19:02: <barts> i heard ghc was the worst compiler ever +2012-10-21.txt:06:20:05: <elliott> barts: i heard barts smells +2012-10-21.txt:06:20:18: <barts> eat my shorts +2012-10-21.txt:06:25:19: <barts> sacrifice a virgin compiler +2012-10-21.txt:06:27:09: <elliott> barts: btw who are you +2012-10-21.txt:06:27:30: <shachaf> `pastelog barts +2012-10-21.txt:06:27:55: <elliott> `pastelogs barts
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.18049 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,154 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl +use strict; use warnings; +use v5.10; +use open qw( :encoding(UTF-8) :std); +use File::Basename 'dirname'; +use Storable 'retrieve'; +use List::Util qw(sum min); +use Getopt::Long qw(:config gnu_getopt); +BEGIN { + eval { + require Math::Random::MT::Perl; Math::Random::MT::Perl->import('rand'); + }; + #warn "Optional module Math::Random::MT::Perl not found.\n" if $@; +} + +#constants +my @options = qw(eng-1M eng-all eng-fiction eng-gb eng-us french german hebrew russian spanish irish german-medical bulgarian catalan swedish brazilian canadian-english-insane manx italian ogerman portuguese polish gaelic finnish norwegian); +my $n = 4; +my $default_opt = "--eng-1M"; +(my $default_dataset = $default_opt) =~ s/(^|-+)([^-])/\u$2/g; + +#help info +my $help_text = <<END +Usage: words [-dhNo] [DATASETS...] [NUMBER_OF_WORDS] + +options: + -l, --list list valid datasets + -d, --debug debugging output + -N, --dont-normalize don't normalize frequencies when combining + multiple Markov models; this has the effect + of making larger datasets more influential + -o, --target-offset change the target length offset used in the + word generation algorithm; use negative integers + for best results +END +; + +my $list_text = <<END +valid datasets: --@{[join ' --', @options]} +default: $default_opt +END +; + +#data from loaded files +my @loaded_data; + +#data after normalizing and combining datasets +my $grams; +my $freqs; + +#some command line options +my $debug_mode; +my $target_offset = -4; #needs testing; +my $dont_normalize; + +sub pick(%) { + my ($f) = @_; + my @c = keys %$f; + my @w = map { $f->{$_} } @c; + my $r = rand(sum(@w)); + for(0..$#c) { + return $c[$_] if $r < $w[$_]; + $r -= $w[$_]; + } + print "end of pick loop reached. returned $c[$#w]\n" if $debug_mode; + return $c[$#w]; +} + +sub get_gram { + my ($key) = @_; + ##Lazily interpolate the gram table on the fly + ##then cache the results + unless (defined $grams->{$key}) { + for(@loaded_data) { + my $data = $_->[0]; + my $g = $data->{$key} or next; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$g); + while( my ($c, $v) = each %$g ) { + $grams->{$key}->{$c} += $v/$sum; + } + } + } + return $grams->{$key}; +} + +sub generate { + my $target = pick($freqs) + $target_offset; + my $word = ' ' x ($n-1); + my $c; + do { + my $len = (length $word) - ($n-1); + my %ftable = %{get_gram substr($word, -$n+1, $n-1)}; + ($ftable{' '} //= 0) *= 2**($len-$target); + $c = pick \%ftable; + $word .= $c; + } while $c ne ' '; + $word =~ s/\s//g; + $word = "$word (L-T: @{[length($word) - $target]})" if $debug_mode; + return $word; +} + +sub load_dataset { + my ($mod) = @_; + push @loaded_data, retrieve ("share/WordData/$mod") or die "Unable to load $mod"; +} + +sub main { + #if (my $d = dirname $0) { chdir $d } + ##Option handling + my ($help_mode, $list_mode); + @ARGV = split /\s+/, $ARGV[0] if @ARGV == 1; + GetOptions ( + 'd|debug' => \$debug_mode, + 'h|help' => \$help_mode, + 'l|list' => \$list_mode, + 'N|dont-normalize' => \$dont_normalize, + 'o|target-offset=s' => \$target_offset, + map { + my $mod=$_; + $mod =~ s/(^|-)(.)/\u$2/g; + $_, sub { load_dataset $mod }; + } @options + ) or exit 1; + return print $help_text if $help_mode; + return print $list_text if $list_mode; + ##Use the default dataset if no others were specified + load_dataset $default_dataset unless @loaded_data; + ##In the case of 1 dataset, skip normalization by copying everything + ##into the tables + if (@loaded_data == 1) { + ($grams, $freqs) = @{$loaded_data[0]}; + } + ##Otherwise, normalize and combine the length histograms. + ##The gram tables will be normalized lazily as needed (see: get_gram) + else { + for (@loaded_data) { + my $fdata = $_->[1]; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$fdata); + while ( my ($len, $f) = each %$fdata ) { + $freqs->{$len} += $f/$sum; + } + } + } + + ##Run word generator and print results + local $\ = ' '; + print generate for 1..min(25, int($ARGV[0]||1)); + print "\n"; + return 0; +} + +exit main unless caller; +1; +
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.1830 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +2010-09-12.txt:02:41:59: <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." +2010-09-12.txt:02:59:15: <Gregor> `addquote <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +2010-09-12.txt:02:59:25: <HackEgo> 221|<alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +2010-09-17.txt:20:33:29: <hqx> `addquote <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +2010-09-17.txt:20:33:31: <HackEgo> 221|<alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +2011-07-03.txt:11:45:23: <HackEgo> 188) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +2011-09-15.txt:13:16:40: <HackEgo> 188) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +2011-10-19.txt:19:03:35: <HackEgo> 182) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +2012-01-11.txt:17:29:00: <HackEgo> 169) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +2012-04-21.txt:23:22:40: <elliott> `learn Europe is the national anthem of Kosovo. +2012-04-21.txt:23:23:26: <elliott> `pastelogs Europe is the national anthem
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.18348 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2006-06-22.txt:01:53:18: -!- Rugxulo has joined #esoteric. +2006-06-22.txt:03:21:36: -!- Rugxulo has parted #esoteric (?). +2006-12-06.txt:02:21:57: -!- Rugxulo has joined #esoteric. +2006-12-06.txt:02:25:36: <Rugxulo> quick poll: favorite esoteric language? +2006-12-06.txt:02:27:01: * Rugxulo likes sed ... but if that doesn't count, I guess Brainf*** and then not sure, False perhaps?? +2006-12-06.txt:02:28:00: <Rugxulo> Befunge is nifty, but Malbolge (I think) is just ridiculous +2006-12-06.txt:02:28:20: <Rugxulo> and unlambda is way, way over my head +2006-12-06.txt:02:29:03: <Rugxulo> what kind? what's it supposed to do? +2006-12-06.txt:02:33:18: <Rugxulo> o_o +2006-12-06.txt:02:55:54: <lament> Rugxulo: favourite? probably Befunge +2006-12-06.txt:02:57:41: <Rugxulo> they're all cool, but understanding how to write something nifty in it ... that's a whole other ball game :P +2006-12-06.txt:02:58:21: <Rugxulo> there are already a few converters (not necessarily for those but anyways ...) +2006-12-06.txt:03:02:12: <SimonRC> Rugxulo: where? +2006-12-06.txt:03:03:36: <Rugxulo> not for Forth to Befunge, I just meant in general +2006-12-06.txt:03:11:40: <Rugxulo> yup +2006-12-06.txt:03:11:46: <Rugxulo> (surprised?) ;) +2006-12-06.txt:03:12:14: <Rugxulo> http://lvogel.free.fr/sed.htm#unlambda +2006-12-06.txt:03:12:18: <Rugxulo> :D +2006-12-06.txt:03:13:52: <Rugxulo> yup, almost as crazy as sokoban in sed (or factor or bf2c or dc or hanoi or ...) +2006-12-06.txt:03:15:30: <Rugxulo> yes +2006-12-06.txt:03:17:21: <Rugxulo> http://www.pell.portland.or.us/~orc/Code/bsd/bsd-current/sed/TEST/hanoi.sed +2006-12-06.txt:03:17:29: <Rugxulo> (not sure if that's the latest but whatever) +2006-12-06.txt:04:46:12: <Rugxulo> no idea, too bizarre for me +2006-12-06.txt:05:05:31: <Rugxulo> "The language is named after Malebolge, the eighth level of hell in Dante's Inferno, which is reserved for perpetrators of fraud." +2006-12-06.txt:05:05:38: <Rugxulo> better not defraud anyone ;) +2006-12-06.txt:05:08:23: <Rugxulo> Brainf***? +2006-12-06.txt:05:08:26: <Rugxulo> Urban Mueller +2006-12-06.txt:05:08:43: <lament> Rugxulo: come on, spell fuck correctly +2006-12-06.txt:05:08:46: <Rugxulo> inspired by False, I think +2006-12-06.txt:05:09:00: <Rugxulo> dunno, can't remember +2006-12-06.txt:05:09:07: <Rugxulo> not that I know of +2006-12-06.txt:05:09:15: <Rugxulo> (but I think the False guy had lots of other stuff) +2006-12-06.txt:05:14:42: <Rugxulo> really? I think it's quite nice ... I mean, how do you compare languages anyways? they are all different, meant for different things, etc. +2006-12-06.txt:05:15:26: <Rugxulo> http://wouter.fov120.com/index.html +2006-12-06.txt:05:15:30: <Rugxulo> (False creator's web page) +2006-12-06.txt:05:21:41: <Rugxulo> BTW, a cool Brainf*** compiler (outputs .COM) written in NASM is here: http://home.arcor.de/partusch/html_en/bfd.html +2006-12-06.txt:05:26:50: <lament> Rugxulo: you compare languages with a magical language comparator. +2006-12-06.txt:05:27:10: <lament> Rugxulo: i doubt many people here can run .com files +2006-12-06.txt:05:27:18: <Rugxulo> http://dosbox.sf.net +2006-12-06.txt:05:27:25: <Rugxulo> :P +2006-12-06.txt:05:28:05: <Rugxulo> but you can run so many other goodies with DOSBOX :D +2006-12-06.txt:05:28:14: <Rugxulo> and it ain't a huge download either +2006-12-06.txt:05:41:18: -!- Rugxulo has parted #esoteric (?). +2006-12-08.txt:22:31:13: -!- Rugxulo has joined #esoteric. +2006-12-08.txt:22:31:41: <Rugxulo> Brainf*** question: is decrementing 0 supposed to stay at 0 or not? +2006-12-08.txt:22:32:58: <Rugxulo> okay +2006-12-08.txt:22:33:38: <Rugxulo> Gregor, ever written anything in BF? +2006-12-08.txt:22:35:15: * Rugxulo has only written three things, and they ain't too fancy/interesting :P +2006-12-08.txt:22:37:08: <Rugxulo> (1). counts from 9 to 1, (2). counts from 0 to 9, (3). accepts a single byte input and outputs 'five' if it was '5' (simple stuff, obviously, not that impressive) +2006-12-08.txt:22:37:44: <Rugxulo> oops, I meant "counts down and prints the numbers w/ a space b/w 'em" (yeah, not that cool) +2006-12-08.txt:22:39:12: <Rugxulo> ;) +2006-12-08.txt:22:41:15: -!- Rugxulo has quit ("Clap on! , Clap off! clap@#&$NO CARRIER"). +2006-12-08.txt:22:43:03: -!- Rugxulo has joined #esoteric. +2006-12-08.txt:22:52:31: -!- Rugxulo has parted #esoteric (?). +2006-12-12.txt:21:55:03: -!- Rugxulo has joined #esoteric. +2006-12-12.txt:22:07:53: -!- Rugxulo has parted #esoteric (?). +2006-12-14.txt:02:20:24: -!- Rugxulo has joined #esoteric. +2006-12-14.txt:04:34:47: -!- Rugxulo has parted #esoteric (?). +2006-12-17.txt:21:56:13: -!- Rugxulo has joined #esoteric. +2006-12-17.txt:22:24:53: -!- Rugxulo has quit ("Do fish get thirsty?"). +2006-12-25.txt:02:00:49: -!- Rugxulo has joined #esoteric. +2006-12-25.txt:03:06:38: -!- Rugxulo has quit ("OUCH!!!"). +2007-01-07.txt:01:31:13: -!- Rugxulo has joined #esoteric. +2007-01-07.txt:01:40:59: <Rugxulo> \(2,\} means find 2 or more, right? 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+2009-08-29.txt:07:09:55: <Rugxulo> or maybe it just seems that way +2009-08-29.txt:07:10:32: <ehird> Rugxulo: look at befunge-98. +2009-08-29.txt:07:12:06: <Rugxulo> yeah, haven't really looked at Befunge-98 yet, looks odd +2009-08-29.txt:07:12:17: <Rugxulo> and Concurrent Funge (or whatever), lol +2009-08-29.txt:07:12:21: <Rugxulo> seriously!! :-) +2009-08-29.txt:07:13:03: <Rugxulo> why not? +2009-08-29.txt:07:13:15: <Rugxulo> (although I can't anyways, doesn't support my preferred platform) +2009-08-29.txt:07:14:03: <Rugxulo> well, my platform isn't quite 100% POSIX +2009-08-29.txt:07:14:07: <Rugxulo> good but not great +2009-08-29.txt:07:14:12: <ehird> Rugxulo: I'm being sarcastic +2009-08-29.txt:07:14:21: <Rugxulo> heh +2009-08-29.txt:07:14:30: <Rugxulo> in the readme he claims Cygwin *might* work +2009-08-29.txt:07:14:35: <ehird> Rugxulo: It won't. +2009-08-29.txt:07:14:51: <Rugxulo> and no, I actually wanted to use DJGPP, but alas ... ;-) +2009-08-29.txt:07:15:01: <Rugxulo> along with every other GNU nerd ... +2009-08-29.txt:07:15:28: <Rugxulo> God forbid anybody write anything "portable" that is actually, erm, portable! +2009-08-29.txt:07:15:39: <Rugxulo> actually like what? cfunge or DJGPP +2009-08-29.txt:07:15:40: <Rugxulo> ? +2009-08-29.txt:07:15:51: <ehird> Rugxulo: heck, I don't bother supporting the heap of windows shitapis, but I don't make a claim to portability, either +2009-08-29.txt:07:15:54: <Rugxulo> I like DOS :-) +2009-08-29.txt:07:16:29: <Rugxulo> it just feels hollow to brag about portability when all you support is "POSIX" (aka, Linux and whatever wants to be as popular as Linux) +2009-08-29.txt:07:16:54: <Rugxulo> you mean Solaris? +2009-08-29.txt:07:17:17: <Rugxulo> no idea +2009-08-29.txt:07:17:31: <Rugxulo> he should try Minix and see if that works +2009-08-29.txt:07:18:16: <Rugxulo> anyways, it doesn't matter, I'm happy with the default BEF.C (B93) interpreter for now +2009-08-29.txt:07:18:25: <Rugxulo> and BTW, what is "109" ? +2009-08-29.txt:07:18:34: <ehird> Rugxulo: AnMaster's pet revision of befunge-98 that nobody needs. +2009-08-29.txt:07:18:47: <Rugxulo> but why not just call it "09" ? :-) +2009-08-29.txt:07:19:17: <Rugxulo> er, huh? +2009-08-29.txt:07:19:19: <ehird> Rugxulo: It clears up a few edge cases everyone agrees on anyway, and turns fingerprints into URIs instead of compact 4-character names, even though that makes all code so much more uglier, and nobody has EVER needed it, and nobody else cares +2009-08-29.txt:07:19:26: <ehird> Rugxulo: He asked Chris Pressey if he could use the name. +2009-08-29.txt:07:20:00: <Rugxulo> and, what, "Befunge09" is trademarked or something? +2009-08-29.txt:07:20:38: <Rugxulo> that seems silly +2009-08-29.txt:07:20:47: <Rugxulo> even the *nix epoch doesn't start until 1970 +2009-08-29.txt:07:22:42: <Rugxulo> heh, looking at his vectorization code :-) +2009-08-29.txt:07:23:04: <Rugxulo> God knows why anybody prefers GNU inline syntax +2009-08-29.txt:07:23:26: <Rugxulo> (and m4 + sh for autoconf), Befunge is *less* obfuscated ;-) +2009-08-29.txt:07:24:27: <Rugxulo> I'm not convinced that GCC's -ftree-vectorize even does anything (despite 4.3.x's improvements) 99% of the time +2009-08-29.txt:07:24:46: <ehird> Rugxulo: His optimised build includes a gcc option that does *unsafe* "math optimisations" +2009-08-29.txt:07:24:47: <Rugxulo> God help us when ymm0 (AVX) becomes available :-( +2009-08-29.txt:07:25:04: <Rugxulo> -ffast-math ?? or something else? +2009-08-29.txt:07:25:15: <Rugxulo> ah +2009-08-29.txt:07:25:29: <Rugxulo> well, I mean, it's good to experiment, even if a lot of it doesn't pan out +2009-08-29.txt:07:27:58: <Rugxulo> seriously, how many people program in Concurrent Befunge?? +2009-08-29.txt:07:28:15: <Rugxulo> most people (me included) can't even handle normal concurrent programming :-P +2009-08-29.txt:07:28:57: <Rugxulo> argh, multiline C macros ;-) +2009-08-29.txt:07:29:40: <Rugxulo> sed? stream editor? also considered obfuscated ;-) +2009-08-29.txt:07:30:32: <Rugxulo> BTW, ever heard of bfd? (tiny DOS Brainf*** compiler) +2009-08-29.txt:07:30:50: <Rugxulo> s/compiler/optimizing &/ +2009-08-29.txt:07:31:05: <ehird> Rugxulo: Except +2009-08-29.txt:07:31:07: <Rugxulo> written in NASM, tre cool ;-) +2009-08-29.txt:07:32:35: <Rugxulo> "written in Python", previous link was "written in D", and AnMaster's Cfunge is "written in C99 w/ mmap etc." :-/ +2009-08-29.txt:07:32:56: <Rugxulo> so it's not as portable as I'd like +2009-08-29.txt:07:33:02: <ehird> Rugxulo: Seriously? +2009-08-29.txt:07:33:02: <Rugxulo> heh +2009-08-29.txt:07:33:14: <Rugxulo> Python 2.5 will be deprecated eventually +2009-08-29.txt:07:33:18: <Rugxulo> 3.1 is already out there +2009-08-29.txt:07:33:27: <Rugxulo> it's written in 2.5 +2009-08-29.txt:07:33:35: <Rugxulo> while even Scons (I think) still runs on 1.5.2 (or whatever) +2009-08-29.txt:07:33:35: <ehird> Rugxulo: backwards compatible. +2009-08-29.txt:07:34:38: <Rugxulo> I just wonder why people bother bragging about portability when all they support is Mac OS X 10.5, Windows 2k or newer, Linux 2.6, etc. +2009-08-29.txt:07:35:11: <Rugxulo> you know what I mean, it's annoying how things are deprecated that work fine +2009-08-29.txt:07:35:51: <Rugxulo> it's just my pet peeve +2009-08-29.txt:07:37:31: <Rugxulo> but you don't get it, they want to drop 2k, XP, 32-bit, etc. +2009-08-29.txt:07:38:13: <Rugxulo> no, only 2003 for AMD servers, Intel servers got it in 2004, home users didn't get it (Intel) until 2006 +2009-08-29.txt:07:38:37: <Rugxulo> Intel was still selling P4s until then (ugh) +2009-08-29.txt:07:38:49: <Rugxulo> who knows, they still might (though I doubt it) +2009-08-29.txt:07:39:12: <Rugxulo> and you know about the P4, I presume (e.g. not everything "new" is better) +2009-08-29.txt:07:39:59: <Rugxulo> MMX is deprecated, FPU is deprecated, it's all annoying, everybody wants to kill everything that *they* don't use +2009-08-29.txt:07:40:08: <Rugxulo> well, it came installed on the machine +2009-08-29.txt:07:40:21: <Rugxulo> and I'm not exactly super familiar with *nix (e.g. Linux) +2009-08-29.txt:07:40:33: <Rugxulo> and most Linux distros aren't any good +2009-08-29.txt:07:40:38: <Rugxulo> or are very buggy +2009-08-29.txt:07:40:51: <Rugxulo> or outdated, don't work the ways I want, etc. +2009-08-29.txt:07:41:25: <Rugxulo> their upcoming 9.10 scares me ... too many bleeding edge things +2009-08-29.txt:07:41:36: <Rugxulo> potentially will regress a lot in functionality +2009-08-29.txt:07:41:50: <Rugxulo> well, the alphas are buggy ;-) +2009-08-29.txt:07:42:04: <Rugxulo> and they don't always fix everything before release, so ... +2009-08-29.txt:07:42:16: <Rugxulo> yes +2009-08-29.txt:07:42:20: <Rugxulo> briefly +2009-08-29.txt:07:42:44: <Rugxulo> and I can't even install to a 1 GB flash drive because it's so bloated +2009-08-29.txt:07:42:56: <Rugxulo> not saying I'm so super surprised, but damn, very annoying +2009-08-29.txt:07:43:25: <Rugxulo> no, I'm perfectly content with needing 30 GB just to rebuild everything (sarcasm) +2009-08-29.txt:07:43:55: <Rugxulo> I don't think "normal" applies to #esoteric ;-) +2009-08-29.txt:07:44:28: <Rugxulo> uh, no +2009-08-29.txt:07:44:35: <Rugxulo> I don't expect miracles +2009-08-29.txt:07:44:52: <Rugxulo> but when things could easily be fixed and certain people refuse (note I'm not talking about Ubuntu here), then that's annoying +2009-08-29.txt:07:45:16: <Rugxulo> they just don't care, which is more of a problem than anything technical +2009-08-29.txt:07:45:39: <Rugxulo> obviously I would install to HD, problem solved +2009-08-29.txt:07:45:57: <Rugxulo> the main issue isn't that, it's that they allow you to install to USB but it's more or less useless unless you never install anything ever +2009-08-29.txt:07:46:23: <Rugxulo> I'm not just a "surf and e-mail" person, so I can't say that's enough for me +2009-08-29.txt:07:46:57: <Rugxulo> extra features that I didn't ask for, that aren't needed, that should be easily removed (but probably aren't) +2009-08-29.txt:07:47:22: <ehird> [07:39] Rugxulo: […] everybody wants to kill everything that *they* don't use +2009-08-29.txt:07:47:30: <Rugxulo> no (although there are a lot of Ubuntu forks, too many IMHO) +2009-08-29.txt:07:48:56: <Rugxulo> it's just not perfect +2009-08-29.txt:07:49:06: <Rugxulo> and the idea that it does everything right isn't fair +2009-08-29.txt:07:49:26: <Rugxulo> neither Windows nor Ubuntu can cater to everybody, but sometimes they don't even try to do simple things +2009-08-29.txt:07:50:20: <Rugxulo> so, dare I ask, you really expect 100% of home users (and OEMs) to only get 64-bit 4 GB RAM Ubuntu 9.10 computers from now on? I doubt it ... +2009-08-29.txt:07:51:33: <Rugxulo> if it works for you, fine +2009-08-29.txt:07:57:24: <Rugxulo> and BTW, there really should be a Befunge interpreter in Elisp :-) +2009-08-29.txt:07:58:04: <Rugxulo> oops, must've missed that it already exists +2009-08-29.txt:07:59:08: <Rugxulo> why? 'cause it's cool :-) +2009-08-29.txt:07:59:32: * Rugxulo is in Emacs now (ERC) +2009-08-29.txt:08:05:20: <Rugxulo> ;-) +2009-08-29.txt:08:07:19: <ehird> Rugxulo: could i, like, stab you? +2009-08-29.txt:08:08:08: <Rugxulo> you could ... except the knife has been deprecated, use phase pistols (coming soon to a store near you) +2009-08-29.txt:08:12:20: <Rugxulo> http://www.emacswiki.org/emacs/BefungeMode +2009-08-29.txt:08:12:36: <Rugxulo> had to comment out all the hscroll stuff, but otherwise it works great! :-) +2009-08-29.txt:08:21:01: <Rugxulo> oh well, thanks for the (mostly) nice chat ;-) +2009-08-29.txt:08:21:25: <Rugxulo> 0:1g:"$"-!#@_,1+" "00p +2009-08-29.txt:08:21:26: <Rugxulo> bye!$ +2009-08-29.txt:08:21:32: -!- Rugxulo has parted #esoteric (?). +2009-08-31.txt:09:54:04: -!- Rugxulo has joined #esoteric. +2009-08-31.txt:10:45:07: -!- Rugxulo has parted #esoteric (?). +2009-09-01.txt:06:34:30: -!- Rugxulo has joined #esoteric. +2009-09-01.txt:06:37:25: <Rugxulo> *boo hiss* Bash 3.2 needed for Bashfunge :-P +2009-09-01.txt:06:38:01: <Rugxulo> dude, I know ... what's your point? ;-) +2009-09-01.txt:06:38:08: <Rugxulo> yeah, 2002 is so ancient (sarcasm) +2009-09-01.txt:06:38:44: <Rugxulo> C++ 98? standard ... C99? standard +2009-09-01.txt:06:38:59: <Rugxulo> omg, its teh old !! +2009-09-01.txt:06:39:06: <ehird> Wherein Rugxulo compares the standards of huge languages with releases of a shell program. +2009-09-01.txt:06:39:26: <Rugxulo> a very very complicated shell program +2009-09-01.txt:06:39:53: <Rugxulo> have you looked at its guts? ugh ... +2009-09-01.txt:06:41:02: <Rugxulo> okay, just tried Bashfunge on Cygwin, seems to work okay +2009-09-01.txt:06:41:50: <Rugxulo> hey, anything implementing Befunge 93 is cool :-) +2009-09-01.txt:06:42:02: <Rugxulo> no, AFAIK, RMS never worked on Bash ;-) +2009-09-01.txt:06:42:07: <Rugxulo> but it is not pretty code +2009-09-01.txt:06:42:54: <Rugxulo> I wonder how Bash-centric Bashfunge is (e.g. would it work on other shells) +2009-09-01.txt:06:43:46: <Rugxulo> not in ksh? +2009-09-01.txt:06:44:43: <Rugxulo> and I thought you said "109" was the latest ... then why does Bashfunge say "Befunge08" ?? +2009-09-01.txt:06:46:16: <Rugxulo> too slow? even on Core i7? (older is obsolete, upgrade now!!!) +2009-09-01.txt:06:46:50: <Rugxulo> anybody writing in Bash should expect a small performance decrease ;-) +2009-09-01.txt:06:46:54: <Rugxulo> still cool, though +2009-09-01.txt:06:47:09: <ehird> Rugxulo: also, if you do have a core i7, enjoy your non-ECC supporting platform. +2009-09-01.txt:06:47:31: <Rugxulo> ECC es fur wamps, I dun't neid et +2009-09-01.txt:06:47:44: * ehird flips some bits in Rugxulo's memory +2009-09-01.txt:07:02:20: <Rugxulo> hmmm, Language-Befunge seems to hate Cygwin (or my install, at least) :-P +2009-09-01.txt:07:04:51: <Rugxulo> BTW, know of any Brainf*** interpreters in Befunge? +2009-09-01.txt:07:05:51: <Rugxulo> for unlawful carnal knowledge ... hooray for me ;-) +2009-09-01.txt:07:06:11: * Rugxulo sings, "Home grown, down home ..." +2009-09-01.txt:07:08:40: <Rugxulo> found a Befunge98 one, wanted a 93 one :-/ +2009-09-01.txt:07:09:08: <ehird> Rugxulo: Befunge93 is not TC. +2009-09-01.txt:07:09:57: <Rugxulo> but one good enough for "Hello world" and similarly simple stuff should be doable +2009-09-01.txt:07:13:39: <AnMaster> Rugxulo, hi +2009-09-01.txt:07:15:42: <Rugxulo> AnMaster, one chat and ehird already hates me ;-) +2009-09-01.txt:07:15:51: <AnMaster> Rugxulo, ah :) +2009-09-01.txt:07:16:03: <ehird> (Rugxulo: Did I ever say that I hate you?) +2009-09-01.txt:07:17:01: <AnMaster> Rugxulo, anyway, about cygwin: I don't have windows handy to test with. But cygwin is your best bet for cfunge if you need to use it on windows +2009-09-01.txt:07:17:26: <Rugxulo> ehird, you said (and I'm almost quoting verbatim), "Eww, you use old software, Emacs, and Windows ... can I stab you?" +2009-09-01.txt:07:17:49: <Rugxulo> yeah, I'm sure you meant that in a loving way ;-) +2009-09-01.txt:07:17:58: <Rugxulo> the lovey-dovey kind of stab, y'know +2009-09-01.txt:07:18:04: <AnMaster> Rugxulo, I remember that basic things like getting environment variables didn't just work as expected under windows :/ +2009-09-01.txt:07:18:13: <Rugxulo> Cygwin? +2009-09-01.txt:07:18:21: <AnMaster> Rugxulo, well that is worth a try as I said +2009-09-01.txt:07:19:34: <AnMaster> Rugxulo, if it lacks mmap() you could rewrite the file loading part to use getc() or something. I use mmap() because it is faster (I profiled) and easier as well +2009-09-01.txt:07:21:15: <AnMaster> Rugxulo, but I guess cygwin *does* have mmap() right? +2009-09-01.txt:07:21:56: <Rugxulo> dunno +2009-09-01.txt:07:22:09: <Rugxulo> BTW, found another "Brainf*** in Befunge" +2009-09-01.txt:07:22:37: <AnMaster> Rugxulo, why are you stuck on windows though? Hardware issues? +2009-09-01.txt:07:23:51: <Rugxulo> sorta ... none of the *nixes I tried really worked too well (not that Windows is perfect, though) +2009-09-01.txt:07:24:01: <Rugxulo> no, I like DOS, I tolerate Windows +2009-09-01.txt:07:24:08: <Rugxulo> that's what I said :-) +2009-09-01.txt:07:24:19: <Rugxulo> big difference :-P +2009-09-01.txt:07:24:47: <Rugxulo> (hmmm, that Brainf***-in-Befunge may need "arbitrary bignums in the stack") +2009-09-01.txt:07:25:00: <AnMaster> Rugxulo, so you want no memory protection, a pain to use memory above 640K, ...? +2009-09-01.txt:07:25:51: <Rugxulo> AnMaster, DPMI -> DJGPP = works! +2009-09-01.txt:07:27:21: <AnMaster> Rugxulo, DPMI? +2009-09-01.txt:07:27:44: <Rugxulo> yes +2009-09-01.txt:07:27:53: <AnMaster> Rugxulo, that was a question: "what is that"? +2009-09-01.txt:07:28:04: <Rugxulo> what is DPMI? +2009-09-01.txt:07:28:34: <Rugxulo> yeah, standard stuff, works in OS/2 2+, Win 3+, DOS w/ extender, etc. +2009-09-01.txt:07:28:46: <Rugxulo> CWSDPMI ring a bell? +2009-09-01.txt:07:28:59: <AnMaster> Rugxulo, nop +2009-09-01.txt:07:29:02: <Rugxulo> (Quake 1 used it) +2009-09-01.txt:07:29:54: <Rugxulo> Wolfenstein 3D = 16-bit Borland C +2009-09-01.txt:07:30:01: <Rugxulo> Doom 1 & 2 = 32-bit Watcom C +2009-09-01.txt:07:30:07: <Rugxulo> Quake 1 = 32-bit DJGPP C +2009-09-01.txt:07:30:45: <AnMaster> Rugxulo, not portable between compilers even? ;P +2009-09-01.txt:07:30:45: <Rugxulo> ever heard of Ardi's Executor (Mac emulator)? +2009-09-01.txt:07:30:53: <AnMaster> Rugxulo, nop +2009-09-01.txt:07:30:56: <Rugxulo> DPMI isn't related to compilers, it's an API +2009-09-01.txt:07:31:32: <Rugxulo> http://www.delorie.com/djgpp/doc/dpmi/ +2009-09-01.txt:07:32:06: <Rugxulo> http://clio.rice.edu/ +2009-09-01.txt:07:33:02: <Rugxulo> but no, typically most (non-DJGPP) apps were never written for DPMI "only", they expected the unofficial, undocumented 32-bit int 21h extensions +2009-09-01.txt:07:33:10: <Rugxulo> (partially supported by some Watcom extenders) +2009-09-01.txt:07:33:23: <Rugxulo> I know I know, if you never were familiar with DOS, it wouldn't matter +2009-09-01.txt:07:33:31: <Rugxulo> just trust me, it works, Quake 1 sold fine ;-) +2009-09-01.txt:07:33:49: <AnMaster> Rugxulo, ok. Tell me when you have a 64-bit extender for it ;P +2009-09-01.txt:07:34:01: <Rugxulo> DOSEMU works on x86-64, that's as close as you can get +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.18412 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +DrawTextExpression: Don't have environment! +GraphicsUtils:getWriterFormatNames: + java.lang.reflect.InvocationTargetException +Warning: unknown extension 'png' when writing image file 'foo.png'. Image file will probably not render correctly. +The file formats supported for writing by your Java platform are: +GraphicsUtils:getWriterFormatNames: + java.lang.reflect.InvocationTargetException +. +To force writing to a file without a recognized extension, instead use the method: + g.writeFormat["filename", "format" ... ] + where "format" is one of the format strings listed above. +Could not construct suitable image renderer. +
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.18420 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2003-07-13.txt:19:32:13: <lament> aargh. +2004-05-30.txt:22:02:04: <Keymaker> aaaaaaargh, time is ~up, it's 0000 and no progress on anything :( +2004-06-05.txt:17:22:48: <Keymaker> aaaargh, it's sauna, bye for a while.. +2004-12-18.txt:01:42:48: <heatsink> I hope by the time it gets to Aaaaargh!, it's in python. +2004-12-26.txt:23:10:23: <Keymaker> aaaaaaaaaaaargh +2005-01-15.txt:23:14:23: <Keymaker> aaaaaargh, i can't probably get it working +2005-01-17.txt:15:02:15: <Keymaker> aaaaaaaaaaaaargh +2005-02-18.txt:22:39:26: <Keymaker> aargh, too late to regret +2005-03-04.txt:20:09:33: <Keymaker> aaargh.. can't.. be.. true.. +2005-03-13.txt:17:28:22: <Keymaker> aaaaargh this makes me insane X{} +2005-03-17.txt:19:31:08: <Keymaker> aaargh +2005-03-19.txt:22:54:43: <Keymaker> aaaaargh underflow!!!! +2005-03-19.txt:23:07:06: <{^Raven^}> Aargh! -ve pointer +2005-03-31.txt:17:31:44: <Keymaker> aaaaaaarghhhhhhhh +2005-04-13.txt:21:43:57: <Keymaker> that's worse! aargh +2005-04-14.txt:17:53:58: <Keymaker> aaaaaargh +2005-04-19.txt:18:25:52: <Keymaker> aargh :( +2005-05-08.txt:18:51:50: <Keymaker> but aaaaargh +2005-05-10.txt:16:14:08: <Keymaker> aaaaaaaaaaargh +2005-05-11.txt:05:38:30: <Keymaker> nooooooooo aaargh +2005-05-12.txt:07:33:05: <Keymaker> aaaaaaaaargh +2005-05-21.txt:21:39:15: <Keymaker> aaaargh +2005-05-27.txt:22:33:46: <Keymaker> aargh too much text +2005-06-11.txt:15:44:07: <Keymaker> aaaaaaaaargh +2005-06-17.txt:22:41:50: <Keymaker> aaaargh +2005-06-18.txt:00:43:39: <Keymaker> aargh seagulls!!!!!! +2005-07-02.txt:23:23:53: <Kmkr> aargh! +2005-07-20.txt:18:52:14: <Keymaker> aaaaaaargh +2005-07-20.txt:19:33:59: <Keymaker> aaaaargh +2005-07-20.txt:20:19:44: <Keymaker> aaaaaargh +2005-07-23.txt:22:21:54: <jix> wtf? aaargh +2005-07-27.txt:23:18:43: <int-e> AAAAAAAAAAARGH :) +2005-08-11.txt:00:41:21: <Keymaker> aargh +2005-08-12.txt:18:31:05: <Keymaker> aaargh +2005-08-22.txt:17:56:54: <puzzlet> AAARGH MY SERVER!! +2005-09-18.txt:00:13:43: <Keymaker> aargh, too many choices.. +2005-09-18.txt:01:22:06: <Keymaker> for the last time, i don't want to open files! aaargh lol +2005-09-28.txt:14:35:25: <Keymaker> aargh.. i really need to go reading now.. bbl +2005-10-10.txt:21:55:51: <nooga> aaaarghhh +2005-10-14.txt:18:42:19: <Keymaker> aargh :) +2005-10-14.txt:18:42:26: <Keymaker> aaargh +2005-10-18.txt:15:44:45: <Keymaker> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh +2005-10-19.txt:18:30:30: <Keymaker> you get confused of the memory states in few minutes and aaaaaaargh +2005-10-22.txt:05:23:40: <lament> aargh +2005-10-27.txt:08:27:06: <nooga> i can't aaargh +2005-11-01.txt:03:49:25: <duerig> Aaargh! +2005-11-05.txt:21:38:04: <Keymaker> wrapping? aaargh! +2005-12-03.txt:10:50:53: <Keymaker> aaargh.. i knew i will never win a brainfuck competition +2006-01-06.txt:17:39:48: <Keymaker> aargh.. again i spent long time searching for an error in bf program before noticing i was using a comma in one comment.. +2006-01-31.txt:12:46:43: <Keymaker> aaargh.. this bug can't be found that easily.. +2006-03-04.txt:13:34:36: <SimonRC> Aaaaaaaaaaaargh! +2006-04-22.txt:14:47:32: <Keymaker> aargh, i was away for a while, sorry +2006-05-10.txt:16:13:02: <SimonRC> aargh! addictive: http://www.yarukinoki.net/flash/pendulumeca/ +2006-05-24.txt:17:11:45: <Keymaker> grhh! aaargh +2006-05-25.txt:17:00:57: <Keymaker> haha. aaargh! +2006-06-23.txt:21:33:08: <Keymaker> aargh. that's one of my plans! +2006-07-24.txt:19:27:31: <lament> aaaaargh +2006-08-24.txt:22:28:08: <lament> aaargh! +2006-11-04.txt:22:55:16: <RodgerTheGreat> aargh +2006-12-24.txt:01:09:03: <bsmntbombdood> aargh +2007-02-22.txt:19:14:26: <lament> NOOOO!!! NOT THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING!! AAARGH +2007-04-17.txt:21:41:19: <SevenInchBread> "AAAARGH REMEMBERING A PASSWORD - GOD DAMNIT" +2007-06-04.txt:17:46:33: <Gamegirl> aargh! +2007-06-25.txt:07:37:56: <immibis> aargh +2007-07-27.txt:09:52:24: <RodgerTheGreat> on an LCD, the color displayed on the screen has no impact on power usage! aargh +2007-08-15.txt:23:37:48: <bsmnt_bot> aargh! noooooo +2007-09-09.txt:20:14:22: <ehird`> Another - aargh! - recursive geometrical haystack? +2007-09-10.txt:09:42:21: <oerjan> aargh! +2007-09-26.txt:16:35:55: <SimonRC> aaaaaaaaargh! how many people have thought that! +2007-10-03.txt:12:07:47: <Tritonio> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh +2007-10-20.txt:00:49:57: <fax> AAAArghhhhhhh +2007-10-25.txt:23:00:24: <ehird`> aaargh +2007-11-20.txt:19:41:24: <Slereah> Aaaaargh +2007-12-10.txt:19:50:38: <Slereah-> Aaaargh +2007-12-16.txt:21:14:34: <ehird`> aaargh +2007-12-17.txt:18:20:33: <Slereah> Aaaargh. +2008-01-04.txt:04:43:05: <Slereah> Aaaargh +2008-01-06.txt:02:26:56: <Slereah> Aaaaargh +2008-01-06.txt:12:50:41: <Slereah> Aaaargh. +2008-01-09.txt:14:08:18: <Slereah-> Aaaaargh +2008-01-14.txt:07:40:54: <Slereah> Aaaaaargh! +2008-01-17.txt:06:41:36: <Slereah> Aaaargh +2008-01-25.txt:00:41:41: <Slereah> Aaaargh +2008-01-26.txt:22:41:00: <slereah__> Aaaaargh +2008-01-27.txt:21:03:39: <slereah__> Aaaaargh. +2008-02-23.txt:22:05:41: <slereah_> Aaaaaaaaaaargh +2008-03-15.txt:16:18:19: <AnMaster> Deewiant, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! at rcfugne fingerprint docs, and I fail to understand wtf you are doing in subr.d +2008-03-27.txt:20:27:30: <slereah_> Aaaargh. +2008-04-19.txt:23:21:19: <Slereah> RAAAARGH +2008-04-28.txt:13:30:19: -!- aaaargh has joined #esoteric. +2008-04-28.txt:13:30:23: <aaaargh> FUCKING FUCKSHIT +2008-04-28.txt:13:30:29: <aaaargh> IN ASDLAKSD +2008-04-28.txt:13:30:40: <aaaargh> yeah hi :| +2008-04-28.txt:13:30:55: <aaaargh> so guyz my epiphany is b0rken +2008-04-28.txt:13:31:01: <aaaargh> halp +2008-04-28.txt:13:31:16: <ais523> aaaargh: which OS? +2008-04-28.txt:13:31:32: <aaaargh> debian dinosaur(stable) on pc(shitty) +2008-04-28.txt:13:31:49: <aaaargh> debian stable is officially referred to one of: etch, dinosaur +2008-04-28.txt:13:32:56: -!- aaaargh has quit (Read error: 113 (No route to host)). +2008-05-06.txt:18:11:36: <ais523> aargh, it's basically impossible the way I've written it +2008-06-07.txt:20:08:46: <ais523> aargh, stop that +2008-06-08.txt:16:39:25: <ais523> aargh! +2008-06-10.txt:19:58:57: <Slereah7> Aaaargh +2008-06-10.txt:20:08:29: <Slereah7> Aaaaargh +2008-06-19.txt:21:34:31: <ais523> Aargh! +2008-06-23.txt:16:50:48: <tusho> AAAAAAAAAAARGH +2008-06-23.txt:22:37:34: <oerjan> as in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh +2008-07-01.txt:17:19:43: <AnMaster> aaargh +2008-07-05.txt:17:29:40: <Slereah_> Aaaaargh +2008-08-02.txt:22:27:10: <oerjan> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! does this help? +2008-08-08.txt:16:07:40: <optbot> tusho: aargh +2008-09-04.txt:16:36:16: <ais523> aargh +2008-09-22.txt:19:24:01: <ais523> aargh! +2008-09-23.txt:21:38:57: <ais523> AAAAARGH! +2008-09-23.txt:21:39:08: <tusho> AAAAAAAAARGH? +2008-09-29.txt:16:08:11: <ais523> AnMaster: aargh +2008-10-02.txt:20:10:11: <ais523> aargh, my pings still aren't returning quickly +2008-10-07.txt:15:53:52: <ais523> aargh +2008-11-11.txt:15:00:48: <Slereah> RAAAARGH +2008-12-04.txt:18:43:51: <ais523> aargh +2008-12-08.txt:18:18:15: <zuff> and it's awful and aaaaaaargh my eyes +2008-12-19.txt:05:55:03: <Slereah_> Aaaaaargh* +2008-12-26.txt:20:32:38: <ais523> aargh, that looks like a mix between Smalltalk and C +2009-01-01.txt:19:34:25: <AnMaster> aargh! +2009-01-07.txt:23:49:53: <ehird> (aaaaaaaargh) +2009-02-13.txt:21:49:02: <oerjan> AAAAAARGH, you had to mention tickling! +2009-02-18.txt:20:50:36: <ehird> aaaaaargh I forgot how to center :< +2009-03-01.txt:16:30:47: <ehird> OF THE GAME YOU IDIOT! Aaaargh +2009-03-08.txt:23:38:08: <estoppel> aaaaargh!! +2009-03-09.txt:00:30:45: * estoppel awaits "AAARGH!!" +2009-03-13.txt:19:34:12: <ais523> aargh +2009-03-19.txt:15:52:50: <ais523> aargh, connection trouble +2009-03-21.txt:21:04:26: <ehird> AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH I HATE THIS +2009-04-01.txt:23:53:33: <ais523> aargh +2009-04-04.txt:21:40:57: <AnMaster> aaaargh! +2009-04-18.txt:23:57:30: <ehird> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH +2009-04-27.txt:20:00:22: <ais523> AAAARGH! +2009-05-02.txt:21:28:50: <AnMaster> Deewiant, why should I have to remember to write -> in C. AAARGH +2009-05-02.txt:21:29:26: <AnMaster> AARGH WHY SHOULD I NEED TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN /**/ AND /++/ +2009-05-03.txt:17:57:53: <AnMaster> AARGH +2009-05-03.txt:19:45:00: <AnMaster> !daemon AARGH! befunge98 'Aaa*k: aa*k, a, n +2009-05-03.txt:19:45:00: <EgoBot> Daemon AARGH_ running. +2009-05-03.txt:19:45:16: <AnMaster> !AARGH_ test +2009-05-03.txt:19:45:45: <AnMaster> !kill AARGH_ +2009-05-03.txt:19:45:46: <EgoBot> Daemon AARGH_ killed. +2009-05-06.txt:20:09:19: <ehird> AAAAAARGH! This game needs the CD in the drive to work. +2009-05-06.txt:20:46:25: <ehird> aaaaaargh +2009-05-07.txt:20:55:52: <GregorR> FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHLE +2009-05-09.txt:09:07:26: <ais523> aargh, I just found wininiss +2009-05-21.txt:19:19:34: <ehird> aaaaaaargh +2009-05-22.txt:01:16:09: <pikhq> ehird: AAARGH. +2009-05-22.txt:23:12:51: <Slereah_> AAAAAAAARGH +2009-05-23.txt:01:16:52: <Slereah_> Aaaargh +2009-05-26.txt:18:02:57: <ehird> aaaaaaaaargh +2009-05-27.txt:21:17:07: <ehird> aaaaaaaargh +2009-05-27.txt:23:28:07: <ehird> AAAAAAAAARGH ME AnMaster CRUSH PUNY HUMANLINGS +2009-05-28.txt:22:53:05: <ehird> AAAAAAAAArgh. +2009-05-29.txt:03:44:12: <leonid_> aaargh can't beat this +2009-05-29.txt:12:34:28: <leonid_> AARGHRGARG +2009-06-06.txt:21:42:46: <ehird> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh +2009-06-11.txt:01:22:00: <ehird> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH +2009-06-13.txt:19:23:22: <lifthrasiir> aargh, that was Deewiant... anyway. +2009-06-13.txt:21:01:31: <ais523> *aargh! +2009-06-26.txt:23:05:43: <ais523> aargh +2009-07-05.txt:23:52:36: <ehird> AAAAAAAAAAARGH +2009-07-10.txt:15:50:27: <AnMaster> aargh I'm stuck in tvtroupes +2009-07-11.txt:00:30:08: <AnMaster> englisher <-- AARGH! +2009-07-14.txt:16:58:00: <AnMaster> Deewiant, aargh +2009-07-17.txt:23:47:41: <oerjan> aargh! +2009-07-25.txt:22:21:34: <ehird> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh +2009-07-26.txt:21:07:22: <ehird> AnMaster: "A bit less effects." aaaaargh +2009-08-11.txt:15:05:48: <fizzie> Ngraargh. I have this tracking number for this mail package, and it seems they've decided to Screw Up(tm) with it. +2009-08-29.txt:12:39:36: <ehird> "I'm violent in a superior way to you RAAAAARGH" +2009-09-05.txt:20:24:10: <ehird> AAAAARGH +2009-09-22.txt:10:20:46: <ehird> AnMaster: Aaargh +2009-09-23.txt:15:18:26: <ais523> aargh at IE8 +2009-09-29.txt:21:22:27: <ehird> ais523: VIII#43 aaaargh +2009-09-30.txt:21:08:07: <ehird> ais523: aargh, why is your applications menu indented? +2009-10-01.txt:14:24:17: <ais523> AARGH +2009-10-01.txt:17:05:11: <ehird> 06:24:17 <ais523> AARGH +2009-10-04.txt:01:00:24: <ehird> aargh +2009-10-05.txt:04:17:27: <Ilari> Aaargh... The algo has mistake in it. It prints S12, but it should print S12(S22)* +2009-10-05.txt:11:22:15: <ais523> aargh! the .login here is a tcsh script +2009-10-05.txt:11:31:07: <ais523> aargh stupid filename-sensitivity of Java +2009-10-05.txt:12:50:08: <ehird> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH +2009-10-05.txt:12:51:12: <ehird> - Fitt's law aaaaaaargh +2009-10-09.txt:13:48:45: <ehird> THAT FUCKING VISTA BUMP AAAAAAAAAAARGH +2009-10-09.txt:15:54:41: <ehird> aaaargh +2009-10-09.txt:23:16:43: <ehird> And hogging. And bloated. And complex and bleaaaaaaaargh. Basically it's Mozilla :P +2009-10-12.txt:18:45:35: <ehird> Oh, you mean "security by LET'S JUST RUN A THOUSAND RANDOM HASHES A BILLION TIMES RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH ULTRA-ENCRYPTED"? +2009-10-13.txt:16:22:02: <ehird> aaaaaaaaargh +2009-10-13.txt:18:41:32: <ehird> aaaargh +2009-10-14.txt:14:33:10: <ehird> AAAAAAAARGH! Capital letters! +2009-10-15.txt:11:14:24: <ais523> aargh, stupid BlogNomic moving the sidebar to the left +2009-10-16.txt:16:13:59: <ehird> MASTERS OF BLOAT AND DESTRUCTION RAAAAAAAARGH +2009-10-16.txt:16:47:55: <ais523> aargh, my computer just spun up its fan again +2009-10-17.txt:22:10:00: <AnMaster> if so aargh indeed +2009-10-17.txt:22:57:32: <ehird> fizzie: If you name your font, uh, what was it again? "Aargh" or something, Safari will disable antialiasing. +2009-10-17.txt:23:07:32: <AnMaster> Aargh you said before? +2009-10-24.txt:18:43:18: <ehird> Just execute RAW BINARIES YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH +2009-10-26.txt:04:53:31: <ehird> aaaaaaaaargh +2009-10-26.txt:23:53:06: <ehird> aargh +2009-11-05.txt:11:11:21: <ais523> aargh +2009-11-08.txt:21:00:04: <ehird> AAAAAAAAAARGH +2009-11-11.txt:17:22:18: <ais523> aargh +2009-11-15.txt:22:52:53: <ehird> Aargh, that was just the first section. +2009-11-23.txt:21:54:58: <ehird> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH MAKE IT STOP KILL ME NOW +2009-12-17.txt:07:52:43: -!- oerjan has quit ("AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH"). +2010-01-05.txt:10:17:33: <ehird> aargh, this is driving me insane! +2010-01-10.txt:17:22:47: <ais523> ehird: US keyboard? aargh +2010-01-15.txt:18:20:13: <ehird> ais523: aargh, thanks for the earworm +2010-01-22.txt:13:22:59: <scarf> aargh silverlight +2010-01-27.txt:16:28:03: <AnMaster> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH +2010-01-28.txt:18:49:14: <AnMaster> aargh btw +2010-02-08.txt:02:44:45: <alise> Aaaaaaaaaargh +2010-02-25.txt:17:56:41: <AnMaster> aaargh +2010-02-26.txt:20:01:53: <fungot> fizzie: aaargh... this bug can't be found that easily... but i probably will +2010-02-27.txt:10:54:32: <AnMaster> aaargh +2010-03-05.txt:19:15:40: <AnMaster> hiato, aargh did someone fill the bit bucket now again? +2010-03-05.txt:19:57:09: <lament> aargh stop talking about music +2010-03-05.txt:19:57:35: <lament> AnMaster: aaargh +2010-03-05.txt:19:58:46: <lament> aaaargh +2010-03-08.txt:18:42:44: <alise_> fax: hmm... I agree that ZFC is probably inconsistent, yet I'm having some sort of knee-jerk AARGH NO reaction to its statement +2010-03-12.txt:21:52:28: <Phantom_Hoover> AAARGH! +2010-04-05.txt:14:54:05: <AnMaster> aargh wth. That isn't the QT theme in rosegarden +2010-04-05.txt:14:57:48: <AnMaster> aaargh it *is* supposed to look like that +2010-04-07.txt:22:01:23: <AnMaster> http://qa.openoffice.org/issues/show_bug.cgi?id=49991 <-- aaaaaargh +2010-04-11.txt:23:19:58: <AnMaster> <fizzie> http://www.spriters-resource.com/snes/chronotrigger/rubble_icon.PNG -- there, that's a Shist. <-- aargh +2010-04-25.txt:01:19:01: <AnMaster> * oerjan merges Pascal and PHP to avoid correcting his grammar <- aaaaaaaargh +2010-04-28.txt:23:07:41: <AnMaster> aaaargh codu.org is down +2010-05-02.txt:21:45:15: <AnMaster> fizzie, aaargh +2010-05-04.txt:22:27:21: <AnMaster> AAARGH why did firefox decide to open that pdf in *krita* +2010-05-11.txt:22:10:25: <Phantom_Hoover> AARGH! Video games! +2010-05-28.txt:13:59:55: -!- ineiros_ has quit (Quit: AARGH). +2010-05-28.txt:19:25:45: <Phantom_Hoover> AARGH, A TYPOGRAPHY NERD! +2010-05-29.txt:22:46:21: <Phantom_Hoover> AARGH neural networks are annoying. +2010-05-29.txt:23:19:50: <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, like "aaaaargh" kind of +2010-06-01.txt:01:01:45: <pikhq_> alise: glib! AAARGHTHATMUSTDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE +2010-06-01.txt:10:49:16: <AnMaster> aargh... an increment of 1 on the rotation sensor is equal to 65/216 degrees. +2010-06-02.txt:11:56:52: <Phantom_Hoover> Aargh, low-level output! +2010-06-02.txt:14:06:17: <AnMaster> aaargh, technic beams are asymmetric... as in the hole on the side isn't vertically centred... making matching the sides of upside-down ones to ones oriented "normal" impossible +2010-06-03.txt:12:44:34: <Phantom_Hoover> BLAARGH, 3D APPS ARE DRIVING ME INSANE! +2010-06-13.txt:20:28:12: <alise> ais523: tl;dr aaaaargh +2010-06-19.txt:08:15:39: <Phantom_Hoover> AAARGH +2010-06-23.txt:22:53:34: <ais523> cpressey: aargh, "CE" and "OS" in the same sentence -> bad connotations +2010-06-26.txt:04:41:36: <alise> 4:41 ... aargh +2010-06-30.txt:15:26:36: <AnMaster> aaaargh. hate being put on hold... +2010-06-30.txt:23:11:35: <pikhq> But it's true and AARGH +2010-07-20.txt:17:33:08: <Madk> haaargh my changes to syntax has broken my bf interpreter +2010-07-22.txt:01:33:56: <AnMaster> oerjan, aaaargh +2010-07-22.txt:05:00:25: <AnMaster> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH +2010-07-23.txt:00:30:06: <aliseiphone> pikhq: He raged at some of them being rated 18 in the library system because IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DEPICT THE LAST SON OF KRYPTON IN AN ADULT SITUATION ROAAARGH +2010-07-29.txt:23:03:36: <AnMaster> <ais523> sometimes the fan gets stuck and I have to hit it hard in the top-left corner to get it starting again <-- aaaaaaaargh +2010-08-05.txt:00:46:03: <pikhq> Aaaarghthathurts +2010-08-07.txt:00:26:59: <alise> Aargh, Sam Hughes uses ONE em-dash in a chapter where every other dash is ens -- not even ens, just "-". +2010-08-07.txt:21:56:27: <alise> STITCHING TEN PANORAMAS AT ONCE YEAAAAAAAAAAAARGH +2010-08-08.txt:21:33:31: <alise> Aaargh freetype doesn't render "fi" as a ligature +2010-08-12.txt:22:40:45: <AnMaster> aaaargh the lag +2010-08-12.txt:22:41:24: <AnMaster> aaaargh not another split +2010-08-13.txt:21:58:16: <Phantom_Hoover> fizzie, AAAARGH +2010-08-14.txt:00:10:23: <oerjan> alise: AAARGH +2010-08-16.txt:05:27:01: <lifthrasiir> aargh +2010-08-20.txt:20:43:44: <Vorpal> " I'm using ">>" (__rshift__) overloaded to mean "bind". " <-- aaaaaaaargh +2010-08-21.txt:00:02:54: <botte> scarf: aargh, freenode doesn't allow + in emails +2010-08-23.txt:22:30:16: <Vorpal> aaaaaaaaaaaaargh* +2010-08-27.txt:22:37:28: <ais523> aargh, I don't want to go through this again +2010-08-28.txt:03:39:11: <pikhq> FUCKING FUCK FUCK. I know this is minorly old news but AARGH +2010-08-31.txt:20:36:38: <alise> pikhq: Aaaargh +2010-09-02.txt:01:06:34: <alise> Sgeo: IS HORRIBLE AAARGH IM ON STAGE 32 OISJFOIDFGSOFIG +2010-09-06.txt:20:46:10: <alise> cpressey: jmp aargh +2010-09-06.txt:20:46:14: <alise> aargh: hlt; jmp aargh +2010-09-09.txt:12:15:18: <nooga> must.... c.... code!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHH +2010-09-24.txt:23:58:36: <lifthrasiir> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! crazy network! +2010-09-25.txt:04:40:08: <alise> Conclusion: LOCALES AAAAAAAARGH +2010-09-25.txt:09:21:10: <Phantom_Hoover> Aaaaargh, ALPACA supports nondeterminism. +2010-09-25.txt:16:35:05: <oerjan> <Phantom_Hoover> Aaaaargh, ALPACA supports nondeterminism. +2010-09-28.txt:16:26:07: <Phantom_Hoover> AAARGH the CVS Golly has more patterns. +2010-09-28.txt:19:16:18: <Phantom_Hoover> AAAARGh +2010-10-01.txt:21:13:18: <Vorpal> aargh, now it segfaults there with -O0 too! +2010-10-01.txt:21:19:53: <Vorpal> AAAARGH +2010-10-05.txt:17:32:21: <alise> aargh... +2010-10-10.txt:19:39:52: <alise> Nope. AAAAAAAARGH +2010-10-13.txt:05:16:08: <pikhq> AAAARGH Debian (and clones) has one major, major breaker for me. Multiarch support is not quite finished. +2010-10-13.txt:20:31:18: <quintopia> AAAAAAAaaaaaaaargh Aardvark +2010-10-15.txt:00:13:44: <pikhq> Aaaargh. A trackerless torrent should have a "nodes" key, with some number of DHT nodes close to the generating client. +2010-10-15.txt:20:15:46: <pikhq> Aaargh, right. +2010-10-15.txt:20:45:57: <pikhq> Aaaargh, distinction between hash and checksum! +2010-10-15.txt:22:54:58: <pikhq> elliott: Aaaargh. Right, it does depend on the filename. +2010-10-17.txt:05:00:11: <catseye> BUT WAS DISTRACTED BY GIMME SLOW PIZZA VIDEO AARGH +2010-10-17.txt:15:51:18: <Vorpal> aaaaargh this makefile makes me want to headdesk. It uses @strip in the rule for linking the program. So that is why make CFLAGS='-g' did not work.... +2010-10-17.txt:23:30:49: <elliott> pikhq: AARGH. It seems that what most things do is just *make gdm/whatever run xrandr -s*. +2010-10-20.txt:20:08:18: <Vorpal> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh +2010-10-23.txt:01:17:59: <elliott> catseye: also i am *so close* to making my own language aargh +2010-10-25.txt:22:15:10: <Vorpal> * elliott looks at http://www.oldlinux.org/ <-- aaargh the wide chars +2010-10-26.txt:01:06:44: <Vorpal> aargh what happened? +2010-10-28.txt:00:50:02: * elliott worst mental vision ever aaargh +2010-10-28.txt:18:06:15: <elliott> ais523_: aaaaargh, stop it +2010-10-28.txt:22:01:23: <ais523_> cpressey: aargh, stop it! +2010-10-29.txt:00:59:09: <pikhq> Aaargh. Wait, ^ has never been used for long vowels in Hepburn. +2010-11-01.txt:03:55:58: <elliott> it just doesn't work! aaargh +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.18428 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,824 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +19) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +30) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +31) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +32) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +33) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +34) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +35) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +36) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +37) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +38) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +39) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +40) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +41) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +42) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +43) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +44) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +45) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +46) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +47) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +48) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +49) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +50) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +51) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +52) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +53) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +54) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +55) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +56) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +57) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +58) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +59) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +60) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +61) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +62) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +63) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +64) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +65) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +66) <fax> im the worst person in the world +67) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +68) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +69) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +70) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +71) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +72) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +73) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +74) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +75) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! +76) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +77) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +78) <Eeyore> I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +79) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +80) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +81) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +82) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +83) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +84) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +85) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +86) <virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +87) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +88) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +89) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +90) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +91) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +92) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +93) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +94) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +95) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +96) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +97) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +98) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +99) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +100) <Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +101) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +102) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> +103) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +104) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +105) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +106) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +107) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +108) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +109) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +110) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +111) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| +112) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +113) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +114) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +115) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +116) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +117) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +118) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +119) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +120) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +121) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +122) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +123) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +124) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +125) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +126) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +127) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +128) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +129) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +130) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +131) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +132) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +133) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +134) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +135) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +136) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +137) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +138) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +139) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +140) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +141) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +142) <Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related. +143) <cheater99> incest is best +144) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +145) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +146) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +147) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +148) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +149) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +150) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +151) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +152) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +153) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +154) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +155) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +156) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +157) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +158) <ais523> it was too difficult +159) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +160) <ais523> you should be eating corpses more +161) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +162) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +163) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +164) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +165) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right +166) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +167) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +168) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +169) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +170) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +171) <pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +172) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +173) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +174) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) +175) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +176) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +177) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +178) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +179) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +180) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +181) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +182) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +183) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +184) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +185) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +186) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +187) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +188) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +189) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +190) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +191) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +192) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +193) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +194) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +195) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +196) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +197) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +198) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +199) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +200) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +201) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +202) <Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead +203) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +204) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +205) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +206) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +207) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +208) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +209) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +210) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +211) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +212) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +213) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +214) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +215) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +216) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +217) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +218) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +219) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +220) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +221) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +222) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +223) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +224) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +225) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +226) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +227) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +228) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +229) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +230) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +231) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +232) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +233) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +234) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +235) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +236) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +237) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +238) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +239) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +240) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +241) <ais523> yay CDE +242) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +243) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +244) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +245) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +246) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +247) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +248) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +249) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +250) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +251) * quintopia sits on gregor +252) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +253) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +254) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +255) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +256) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +257) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +258) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +259) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +260) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +261) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +262) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +263) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now! +264) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +265) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +266) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +267) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +268) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +269) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +270) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +271) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +272) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +273) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +274) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +275) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +276) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +277) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +278) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +279) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +280) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +281) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +282) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +283) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +284) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +285) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +286) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +287) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +288) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +289) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +290) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +291) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +292) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +293) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +294) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +295) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +296) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +297) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +298) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +299) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +300) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +301) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +302) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +303) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +304) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +305) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +306) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +307) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +308) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +309) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +310) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +311) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +312) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +313) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +314) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +315) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +316) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +317) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +318) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +319) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +320) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +321) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +322) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +323) <oklopol> i'm really sleep +324) <Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +325) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +326) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +327) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +328) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +329) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +330) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +331) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +332) <zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +333) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +334) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +335) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +336) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +337) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +338) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +339) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +340) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +341) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +342) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +343) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +344) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +345) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +346) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +347) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +348) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +349) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME +350) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +351) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +352) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +353) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +354) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +355) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +356) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +357) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +358) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +359) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +360) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +361) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +362) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +363) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +364) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +365) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +366) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +367) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +368) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +369) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +370) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +371) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +372) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +373) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +374) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +375) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +376) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +377) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +378) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +379) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +380) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +381) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +382) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +383) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +384) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +385) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +386) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +387) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +388) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +389) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +390) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +391) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +392) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +393) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +394) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +395) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +396) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +397) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +398) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +399) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +400) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +401) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +402) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +403) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +404) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +405) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +406) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +407) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +408) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +409) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +410) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +411) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +412) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +413) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +414) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +415) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +416) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +417) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +418) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +419) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +420) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +421) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +422) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +423) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +424) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +425) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +426) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +427) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +428) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +429) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +430) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +431) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +432) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right! +433) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +434) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +435) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +436) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +437) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +438) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +439) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +440) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +441) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +442) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +443) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +444) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +445) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +446) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +447) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +448) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +449) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +450) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +451) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +452) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +453) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +454) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +455) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +456) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +457) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +458) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +459) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +460) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +461) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +462) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +463) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +464) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +465) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +466) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +467) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +468) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +469) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +470) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +471) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +472) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +473) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +474) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +475) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +476) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +477) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +478) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +479) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +480) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +481) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +482) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +483) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +484) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +485) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +486) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +487) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +488) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +489) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +490) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +491) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +492) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +493) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +494) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +495) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +496) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +497) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +498) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +499) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +500) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +501) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +502) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +503) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +504) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +505) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +506) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +507) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +508) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +509) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +510) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +511) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +512) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +513) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +514) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +515) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +516) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +517) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +518) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +519) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +520) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +521) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +522) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +523) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +524) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +525) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +526) <itidus20> what i mean by afk is <itidus20> i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +527) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +528) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +529) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +530) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +531) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +532) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +533) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +534) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +535) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +536) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +537) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +538) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +539) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +540) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +541) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +542) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +543) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +544) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +545) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +546) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +547) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +548) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +549) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +550) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +551) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +552) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +553) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +554) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +555) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +556) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +557) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +558) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +559) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +560) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +561) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +562) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +563) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +564) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +565) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +566) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +567) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +568) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +569) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +570) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +571) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +572) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +573) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +574) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +575) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +576) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +577) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +578) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +579) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +580) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +581) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +582) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +583) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +584) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +585) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +586) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +587) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +588) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +589) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +590) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +591) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +592) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +593) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +594) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +595) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +596) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +597) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +598) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +599) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +600) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +601) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +602) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +603) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +604) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +605) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +606) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +607) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +608) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +609) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +610) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +611) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +612) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +613) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +614) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +615) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +616) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +617) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +618) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +619) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +620) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +621) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +622) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +623) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +624) <myndzi> lol :( +625) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +626) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +627) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +628) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr +629) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +630) <ais523> it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +631) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +632) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +633) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +634) <monqy> i agree with elliott +635) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +636) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +637) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +638) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +639) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +640) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +641) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +642) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +643) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +644) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +645) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +646) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +647) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +648) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +649) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +650) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +651) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +652) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +653) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +654) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +655) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +656) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +657) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +658) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +659) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +660) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +661) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +662) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +663) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +664) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +665) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +666) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +667) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +668) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +669) <fizzie> It's missing the "bear scat showing a diet of prime numbers" picture. +670) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +671) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +672) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +673) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +674) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +675) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +676) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +677) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +678) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +679) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +680) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +681) <elliott> Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. +682) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +683) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +684) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +685) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +686) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +687) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +688) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +689) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +690) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +691) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +692) <Sgeo|web> ...Overlapping? +693) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +694) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +695) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +696) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +697) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +698) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +699) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +700) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +701) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +702) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +703) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +704) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +705) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +706) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +707) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +708) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +709) <QuickDirtyOS> Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS +710) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +711) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +712) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +713) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +714) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +715) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +716) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +717) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +718) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +719) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +720) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +721) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +722) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +723) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +724) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +725) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +726) <CakeProphet> I like category theory because when you get over how damn weird it is it's still weird. +727) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +728) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +729) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +730) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +731) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +732) <elliott>.Ah. +733) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +734) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +735) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +736) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +737) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky +738) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +739) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +740) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +741) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +742) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +743) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +744) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +745) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +746) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +747) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +748) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +749) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +750) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +751) <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. <Phantom_Hoover> Oops. +752) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +753) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +754) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. +755) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +756) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +757) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +758) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +759) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +760) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +761) <elliott> I hate you. +762) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... +763) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +764) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +765) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +766) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +767) <oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +768) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +769) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +770) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) +771) <fungot> [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] +772) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord +773) <fizzie> [...] "paikankin päällä" sounds just fine +774) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. +775) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. +776) <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise +777) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +778) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +779) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +780) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +781) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +782) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +783) <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky +784) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +785) <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before +786) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? +787) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. +788) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +789) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... +790) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +791) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. +792) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. +793) <fizzie> Two gigabytes is not really much to download. <Gregor> THAT'S LIKE THREE EPISODES OF MY LITTLE PONY +794) <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. +795) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +796) <roper> ioihgfdddf +797) <roper> rephtrase +798) <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) +799) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( +800) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people +801) <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) +802) <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. +803) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples +804) <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used +805) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. +806) <olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading +807) <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back +808) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented +809) <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable +810) <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that +811) <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA* +812) <fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord +813) <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world +814) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." +815) <fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed. +816) <shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up. +817) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" +818) <ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory +819) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. +820) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)" +821) <oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES +822) <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time +823) <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation +824) <elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.1855 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +297) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +348) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +349) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +359) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +360) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.18552 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2003-09-08.txt:13:17:43: <Verbed> ~awaken The Russian Federation is by far the largest country of the world in area by spanning 11 time zones in both Europe and Asia. Russia shares borders with the following countries (starting in the north and in counter-clockwise order): Norway, Finland, Estonia, Latvia, Belarus, Lithuania (via Kaliningrad Oblast), Poland (idem), Ukraine, Georgia, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, China, Mongolia and North Korea. +2004-02-28.txt:22:58:35: <fizzie> re our topic, it's st. tib's day at least in our timezone. +2004-05-25.txt:07:31:44: <fizzie> I'm desperately trying to get out of bed to get to work. different timezones maybe. +2004-05-25.txt:07:33:07: <freakabcd> ofcourse different timezones fizzie +2004-05-30.txt:21:22:19: <Toreun> what, is it 2320 there? I don't know what timezone it's in +2004-05-30.txt:22:40:32: <fizzie> oh! it's 5th of confusion, 3170, today, at least according to my timezone already. celebrate (or don't) syaday. +2005-02-05.txt:23:18:44: <Keymaker> have fun rest-of-time-of-the-day-on-your-time-zone :) +2005-03-17.txt:19:24:15: <{^Raven^}> i sleep, but I have a different timezone every day +2005-05-06.txt:19:08:02: <GregorR> Err, this evening in my timezone... +2005-05-06.txt:23:36:35: <GregorR> Damn time zones :-P +2005-05-07.txt:20:08:39: <GregorR> Hey, you're in my timezone 8-D +2005-05-12.txt:06:23:07: <GregorR-L> Ah yes, the miracle of time zones. +2005-05-12.txt:06:23:41: <Keymaker> where would be different timezones +2005-05-12.txt:06:24:45: <Keymaker> involving annoying time zones +2005-05-13.txt:14:05:25: <GregorR> You and your time zones. +2005-05-13.txt:14:06:22: <Keymaker> and we are on same time zone! +2005-05-14.txt:00:01:52: <GregorR> So I'll send the index files to you at about 4:30AM (your time zone) - will you be up? ;) +2005-05-14.txt:07:14:12: <GregorR-L> You're in yet another time zone from everybody else X-D +2005-05-22.txt:03:01:03: <pgimeno> I'm going to sleep as well (I'm on the same time zone as kipple) +2005-05-28.txt:10:28:05: <pgimeno> who was that who invented time zones? +2005-06-06.txt:11:27:18: <puzzlet> evening? familiar timezone :) +2005-06-17.txt:23:04:06: <pgimeno> http://www.timeanddate.com/library/abbreviations/timezones/eu/cet.html +2005-07-18.txt:14:01:25: <GregorR> Good morning, people-who-are-not-in-my-time-zone-and-hence-it-is-not-morning-to. +2005-07-19.txt:16:41:41: * yrz canzone che parla di una betoniera +2005-07-27.txt:23:33:10: <fizzie> You must have a weird time-zone. (Or a weird meeting -- perhaps your local satan-worshipping cult ritual thing?) It's 01:30am here. +2005-07-27.txt:23:33:51: <graue> since when are time zones "weird"? +2005-07-27.txt:23:34:13: <fizzie> Obviously some time-zones are more weirdidic than others. +2005-08-09.txt:23:39:26: <jix> hmm my dict says fringe == rand(gebiet) which is something like border (zone) +2005-08-22.txt:17:52:32: <jix> your clock is 2 minutes in front of mine.. (and a few time zones but that doesn't affect minutes) +2005-09-25.txt:21:28:49: <kipple> t know what timezone you're in... +2005-10-04.txt:17:07:34: <nooga> i hate timezones +2005-10-04.txt:17:09:34: <Gs30ng> no timezone +2005-10-04.txt:17:09:56: <jix> 2-dimensional earth has timezones (if you reduce the speed of light) +2005-10-04.txt:17:11:25: <nooga> and differences between that timezones are in microseconds ;p +2005-10-04.txt:17:12:36: <jix> you have a timezone every 1m +2005-10-04.txt:17:14:08: <jix> 18:09:34 <jix> 2-dimensional earth has timezones >>>(if you reduce the speed of light)<<< +2005-10-04.txt:17:14:38: <jix> that's the reason discworld has timezones +2005-10-04.txt:17:16:11: <nooga> but we *DONT* want to have timezones! +2005-10-04.txt:17:17:32: <jix> what do you think about timezones? +2005-10-04.txt:17:17:58: <WildHalcyon> I think timezones are pathetically artificial constructions and should be done away with entirely +2005-10-04.txt:17:18:14: <jix> speed of light of 1m/h and a flat world => timezones every 1m :( +2005-10-04.txt:17:38:19: <GregorR> WildHalcyon: I don't like your timezone idea :P +2005-10-04.txt:17:39:12: <GregorR> If I'm in Portland and I have a friend in Bend, and we want to meet at 1:30, and it's an hour to get there, I should be able to leave at 12:30, not 12:00 - making all clocks synced by location just makes infinite many very complicated timezones. +2005-10-04.txt:17:40:35: <WildHalcyon> Well, that's why you agree to meet at 1:30 bend time. Just because its an hour drive doesn't mean its an hour timezone difference +2005-10-04.txt:17:41:41: <GregorR> Bend is (south)east of here, timezone wise it's probably a half hour away, so I would have to leave a half hour before an hour before we're supposed to meet in Bend time - we have to agree on /some/ time to meet! +2005-10-04.txt:17:42:22: <GregorR> Again, magically fast car, it's more like three hours away and probably not 30 minutes timezone wise XD +2005-10-04.txt:17:43:17: <jix> afaik before timezones were invented people used local time and it was chaos with trains etc... that's why there are timezones +2005-10-19.txt:21:09:00: <jix> wildhalcyon: timezones.... +2005-10-28.txt:02:52:33: <fizzie> (It's ~05 am in this time-zone, so I'll probably be asleep soon.) +2005-10-30.txt:01:15:22: <GregorR> jix: Trouble with timezones? :P +2005-11-05.txt:05:52:42: <duerig> It messes me up that they are in a completely different timezone than I am. :) +2005-11-08.txt:00:48:21: <Aardwolf> I don't think it makes sense to convert mycelum to text based, because it's completely defined with modulo divisions of color channel values, and piet would be even harder, because of the different shapes that color zones can have +2005-11-17.txt:22:40:36: <GregorR> And how do you adjust for timezone in C? >_O +2006-02-20.txt:08:27:23: <GregorR> And now, to prove incompatible timezones, I'll go to sleep X-P +2006-06-05.txt:02:09:55: <SimonRC> in my timezone, too +2006-06-05.txt:17:30:11: <GregorR-W> Yay timezones :) +2006-06-05.txt:17:34:45: <sedimin> Timezones truly rule +2006-06-07.txt:20:16:44: <kipple> not in my timezone... +2006-07-09.txt:04:02:34: <AndrewNP> Morning? What time zone are you in? +2006-07-25.txt:21:18:48: <GregorR-W> Damn timezones :P +2006-08-05.txt:05:03:57: <RodgerTheGreat> "In a moment, pikhq is going to step into another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of the mind. There's a signpost up ahead- he has entered... The Dimensifuck Zone..." +2006-08-10.txt:11:40:55: <fizzie> "My time zone seems to be different by a minute." +2006-08-10.txt:12:06:42: <asiekierka> so your timezone is different by HOUR+MINUTE. +2006-08-11.txt:02:44:32: <CakeProphet> Not as easy as Python. Yes that's right... I'm staying in my comfort zone... like any lazy person. +2006-08-23.txt:00:43:49: <CakeProphet> Meh.. maybe I just can't get out of my comfort zone... oh well... at least I'm comfortable. +2006-10-07.txt:21:23:44: <RodgerTheGreat> http://www.freebookzone.com/others/itoa.h ? +2006-10-14.txt:21:57:23: <Razor-X> What timezone are you in? +2006-10-23.txt:01:10:37: <jix> i allways fuck up times between time zones :| +2006-10-23.txt:19:12:10: <jix> time zone? +2006-10-29.txt:01:45:21: <oerjan> what about britain and finland? they don't have the same timezone but maybe they still change at the same time +2006-11-21.txt:16:33:40: <RodgerTheGreat> although, in my timezone, it's still technically morning. +2006-12-08.txt:01:22:22: <tokigun> i have to sleep now... have a nice day (or night, depending on your timezone) :) +2006-12-21.txt:14:59:19: <Asztal> you never know with timezones +2007-01-08.txt:01:07:24: <fizzie> The "gmtime" name quite likely comes from "GMT", since there's also "localtime" which returns a struct tm with the numbers in the local time zone. +2007-03-26.txt:03:47:32: <Figs> quick! what time zone does my computer think it's in? ;) +2007-03-26.txt:03:51:53: <oklopol> nope, and that's the wrong time zone +2007-03-26.txt:03:58:09: <Figs> I haven't memorized what countries are in which time zones +2007-03-26.txt:04:00:15: <Figs> I think that's a different time zone +2007-03-31.txt:18:27:23: <ais523> (or I suppose today in some timezones) +2007-04-06.txt:22:52:38: <ihope> It also damages the ozone layer! +2007-04-08.txt:05:02:26: <Sukoshi> MENTALLY CHALLENGED PEOPLE NOT ABLE TO COMPREHEND TIMEZONE!!! +2007-04-08.txt:05:03:07: <SevenInchBread> ....I say we get rid of timezone... they were only good back when we had trains and because people liked there clocks to look the same in different parts of the world. +2007-05-23.txt:15:30:39: * ais523 is in the wrong timezone to log on to IRC at a time they have access to a computer and come across a conversation +2007-06-04.txt:06:38:24: <fizzie> 08:36 in this time zone. +2007-06-14.txt:20:08:49: <ihope> # is the constructor exclusion zone. The constructor may not change these cells unless otherwise specified. +2007-06-14.txt:20:10:09: <ihope> $ is the pattern exclusion zone. The constructor may assume that these cells are... hmm, just a minute. +2007-07-01.txt:22:57:48: <ihope> Now, in my time zone. +2007-07-01.txt:22:57:54: <ihope> (My time zone. You can't have it.) +2007-07-01.txt:22:58:51: <RodgerTheGreat> the page on time zones? +2007-07-17.txt:06:26:51: <immibis> probably restarts every midnight in its own timezone +2007-07-18.txt:06:10:16: <immibis> oh right the timezone difference +2007-07-19.txt:21:55:52: <ehird`> the internet will be a minezone for the next few weeks +2007-07-23.txt:03:30:49: <oklopol> if i guess your time zone right +2007-08-06.txt:17:28:41: <SimonRC> Oddly, a few days ago I was dreaming and I was changin stuff by concentrating (like that kid out of the Twilight Zone), but I didn't realise I was dreaming. +2007-08-14.txt:07:09:15: <Figs> I just wasn't sure what time zone you were in +2007-08-19.txt:23:42:18: <oklokok> hmm... if someone is fluent at their client's scripting langs, please tell me what time zone all these ppl are on +2007-08-23.txt:11:03:38: <Figs> anyone know what time zone RodgerTheGreat is in? +2007-10-04.txt:00:51:46: <oerjan> he is in a different timezone you know. +2007-10-25.txt:15:52:23: <ais523> pity I'm in the wrong timezone to have been in either of the conversations about it +2007-12-12.txt:00:15:19: <GregorR> 12:49 in the logger's timezone, whenever the bork that is. +2007-12-21.txt:20:06:24: * oerjan must have greatly misremembered the time zone of germany +2007-12-28.txt:06:17:59: <pikhq> Time zone. +2007-12-28.txt:06:18:59: <bsmntbombdood> we are time zone buddies! +2008-01-19.txt:22:00:23: <oerjan> maybe it's a time zone issue. before dusk, they're disks, unless on a desk +2008-01-22.txt:23:03:24: <ehird> oerjan: is this the no-soliciting-opinions zone? :-) +2008-02-06.txt:07:29:53: <immibis[A]> bbt (be back tomorrow) tiimtza (that is in my time zone anyway) +2008-02-10.txt:18:37:10: <ehird`> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Ozone is this turing complete even with finite stacks? +2008-02-17.txt:04:02:05: <puzzlet> maybe it's the timezone +2008-03-07.txt:20:26:08: <ehird> rochest.er (lame delegation - delegated servers have no such zone) +2008-03-16.txt:02:38:47: <Sgeo> The US Government uses ZoneEdit? +2008-03-22.txt:01:27:55: <oklofok> but i'm not proud i know what "president" means, politics are my no-touch zone +2008-03-31.txt:20:36:32: <olsner> oklopol: check the date of today or tomorrow (depending on time zone) +2008-04-05.txt:17:21:01: <ais523> this also means that they're more or less completely safe to humans and other objects, but catalyse the destruction of the ozone layer +2008-04-05.txt:17:21:03: <oklopol> cfc's are the things destroying like the ozone layer and making a greenhouse out of our planet KILLING EVERYONE, like, or something? +2008-04-05.txt:17:22:00: <ais523> oklopol: CFCs are almost the perfect inert gas for many purposes, except for the destroying-the-ozone-layer problem. That's why they caught on in the first place, before the ozone layer problem was discovered +2008-04-15.txt:01:01:35: <ehird`> I am a timezone bigot! :D +2008-04-19.txt:19:50:05: <EsoBot> 206 62 fs net zoneinfo +2008-04-27.txt:00:59:08: <evincarofautumn> What time zone are you? +2008-05-02.txt:01:30:59: <evincar> Heh. You and your silly time zone. +2008-05-06.txt:16:34:23: <ais523> well, there's time-zone issues +2008-05-15.txt:19:49:59: <kar8nga> good night everybody (I guess I'm in a bit earlier timezone than you) +2008-05-15.txt:22:56:45: <AnMaster> agreed. so yet timezones cause issues here +2008-05-31.txt:17:23:11: <ais523> so it may be a timezone problem +2008-06-08.txt:01:37:10: <Slereah7> I still have no idea how to find active zones and all. +2008-06-08.txt:01:43:48: <Slereah7> Oh wait, does the 0 node have to be in the active zone? +2008-06-08.txt:01:45:26: <Slereah7> Writing that active zone just got a whole lot easier! +2008-06-16.txt:00:41:31: <augur> actually the marriage will have to wait, im going to eat calzone :d +2008-07-03.txt:16:24:48: <AnMaster> timezones? +2008-07-03.txt:21:13:36: <tusho> timezones make me go :/ +2008-07-03.txt:21:14:27: <tusho> timezones make me go ':/' +2008-07-10.txt:17:50:00: <ais523> tusho: it's about 10 to 6 in your time zone +2008-07-24.txt:21:43:46: <AnMaster> psygnisfive, learn about timeszones +2008-07-24.txt:21:48:56: <AnMaster> MikeRiley, anyway switzerland... Wouldn't that be same timezone as me? +2008-07-25.txt:15:12:02: <pikhq> http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/China_to_establish_protest_zones_for_Olympics +2008-07-30.txt:00:24:47: <tusho_> http://snippets.dzone.com/posts/show/3932 <-- Hm. Are SMTP servers really this simple? +2008-07-30.txt:00:25:09: <tusho_> http://snippets.dzone.com/posts/show/5152 +2008-08-10.txt:11:46:10: <AnMaster> what timezone are the tunes.org logs in? +2008-08-10.txt:11:47:46: <Deewiant> tusho: EST can refer to 5 different time zones... +2008-08-16.txt:02:09:19: <oklopol> it was a blinking red zone in my eyes +2008-08-24.txt:21:21:52: <AnMaster> fizzie, so what timezone did you mean? +2008-08-25.txt:11:50:12: <AnMaster> it is 13:50 in his timezone I think +2008-08-27.txt:14:22:35: <fungot> fizzie: you mean at fnord? i'm assuming it was the era of the disbelievingness, it was a blinking red zone in my eyes now... that'd be a really, really fnord way to define what happens at the edges +2008-09-02.txt:20:12:31: <fizzie> What sort of time zone was tusho in, anyway? +2008-09-07.txt:17:08:43: <AnMaster> certainly my basic def-bf compiler does some basic stuff like that in no-jump zones +2008-09-14.txt:18:35:41: <AnMaster> what timezone? +2008-09-20.txt:21:42:34: <tusho> #esoteric is a serious business zone! +2008-09-24.txt:00:09:41: <fizzie> Sleep is necessary now. Already 02am in this time zone. +2008-10-01.txt:23:08:41: <AnMaster> oklocod, I think it was of the lines of "car deformation zone engineer annual conference secretary ball-point pen tip" + a lot more and in one word +2008-10-06.txt:20:54:14: <ais523> <noZone> ##Begin comment: Note to self, IRP reads comments, like this one, and makes comments about their content. Avoid placing sensitive data (e.g. SSN, Bank account numbers, etc.) in IRP comments like you do in other languages. ##End Comment +2008-10-07.txt:15:33:37: <AnMaster> ehird, what about timezone? +2008-10-07.txt:17:07:23: <oklocod> has tons of different applications, most of which are in the grey zone i automatically assume np-complete. +2008-10-22.txt:19:27:30: <asiekierka> i have a different timezone +2008-10-23.txt:15:10:13: <ehird> and its birthday is officially in the australian timezone +2008-10-24.txt:09:48:30: <ais523> which time zone is that, by the way? +2008-10-24.txt:09:49:58: <ais523> grr, always get time zones backwards... +2008-10-26.txt:12:58:13: <AnMaster> ehird it always tell me what timezone anyway: +2008-10-28.txt:19:37:13: <fungot> asiekierka: what's the question there too... but it's in the gray zone. the black parts show the table? can you lisppaste input output code? +2008-11-07.txt:11:50:46: <ais523> my guess is either that it isn't precise enough, or that it doesn't handle timezones correctly, or something like that +2008-11-08.txt:00:51:04: <fizzie> Bleh, that was a long pre-christmas party; it's almost 03 am in this time zone. +2008-11-14.txt:16:08:50: <MizardX> Well... until other arrangements can be made: http://snippets.dzone.com/posts/show/6506 -- Redivider interpreter written in Python +2008-11-30.txt:12:30:25: <pgimeno> what's your timezone? +2008-11-30.txt:18:16:54: <oerjan> you can set your timezone in the preferences. +2008-12-09.txt:20:43:04: <zuff> (n=Corun@94-193-40-216.zone7.bethere.co.uk) +2008-12-15.txt:17:24:58: <AnMaster> I did google and search amazon, 6 hits on google, 3 on amazone, none seem relevant +2008-12-25.txt:14:55:58: <ais523|direct> there's a dead zone of 6 cells, which is never used +2008-12-25.txt:14:56:33: <AnMaster> right, and this dead zone is used for scratch storage or? +2008-12-25.txt:14:57:09: <ais523|direct> which means, for instance, starting at the stack pointer <<<<<[[<<<<<<]<<<<<<] will always land on a particular cell in the dead zone +2008-12-25.txt:14:59:21: <ais523|direct> two 0s in a row mean you're either at top of stack (to the right) or in the dead zone (to the left) +2008-12-25.txt:14:59:34: <ais523|direct> and whenever the exact numerical location isn't known, we're to the right of the dead zone +2008-12-25.txt:15:00:18: <AnMaster> so to move to a static area you just move to the dead zone then move a fixed number of cells from it? +2008-12-25.txt:17:38:02: <ais523|direct> to narrow down nationalities based on timezones +2008-12-30.txt:17:53:48: <AnMaster> ehird, well no, because I think we should go on the Australia timezone +2008-12-30.txt:17:54:43: <ehird> Agora celebrates its birthday in the australian timezone. +2008-12-30.txt:17:57:52: <AnMaster> ehird, idea: Use same timezone as that of the first freenode server to enter the new year +2008-12-30.txt:19:42:19: <oerjan> what we need is a list of countries by timezone, then each hour we select one randomly in the timezone currently entering new year and put it in the topic. +2008-12-31.txt:22:34:45: <oerjan> there are no +1:30 timezones in the wp list +2009-01-01.txt:00:36:06: <fizzie> Happy new; although this time zone had it quite a while ago. +2009-01-09.txt:20:03:51: <fizzie> Yes, I'm seeing the kb.mozillazone.org description of that right now. +2009-01-15.txt:13:17:28: <ais523> (if anyone claims I'm an hour late on that, I'll mumble something about time zones, or DST, or something.) +2009-01-16.txt:19:53:15: <ais523> default format of the corresponding database engine. Time zone effects +2009-01-18.txt:16:20:10: <ais523> hmm... kerlo's in the same timezone as me, maybe not +2009-01-26.txt:20:07:26: <ehird> [time zones] +2009-02-07.txt:18:34:11: <AnMaster> ehird, well so can I, alas we are in different timezones, so that means I have to give up an hour before you. + it is already dark outside since a few hours. +2009-02-13.txt:23:15:46: <GregorR> ais523: It's 11AM EST though, so it's Friday 13th in most timezones. +2009-02-22.txt:18:15:45: <oklopol> yeah it's a time microzone thing. +2009-02-27.txt:17:50:57: <ais523> also, ehird's client is the only one that gave the timezone +2009-02-27.txt:17:52:03: <ehird> ais523: also, ehird's client is the only one that gave the timezone +2009-03-06.txt:09:41:26: <fizzie> Relative amount of chatter caused by the noisiest people, at any particular time-of-day (in Finland's timezone, EET/EEST) over the years 2006-2008: http://zem.fi/~fis/test5.png (test6.png for absolute values). +2009-03-06.txt:19:33:15: <fizzie> The numbers are for my local time zone, EET/EEST. +2009-03-10.txt:22:45:09: <Deewiant> AnMaster: 22:20:50 in your time zone +2009-03-13.txt:23:42:19: <fizzie> A , would start at the "next print zone", and "print zones are 14 characters wide". That's very out-of-nowhere. +2009-03-14.txt:17:23:21: <ehird> It'd be nice if I could fix the times too; anyone know clog's timezone? Well, I could check. +2009-03-14.txt:17:27:49: <ehird> I want to make it fix the timezones, too +2009-03-15.txt:22:55:19: <AnMaster> -mno-red-zone +2009-03-15.txt:22:55:19: <AnMaster> Do not use a so called red zone for x86-64 code. The red zone is mandated by the x86-64 ABI, it is a 128-byte area beyond the location of the stack pointer that +2009-03-15.txt:22:55:19: <AnMaster> will not be modified by signal or interrupt handlers and therefore can be used for temporary data without adjusting the stack pointer. The flag -mno-red-zone dis†+2009-03-15.txt:22:55:19: <AnMaster> ables this red zone. +2009-03-24.txt:18:32:14: <ehird> this is officially a metaphor free zone +2009-03-26.txt:14:36:59: <fizzie> That's 7 to 7:20 in your time zone. +2009-03-28.txt:16:51:19: <AnMaster> ehird, you sent that line mentioning what bsmntbombdood said at 01:36 at the time 15:41:30 in your timezone. And yes I know you commented on something way before +2009-03-30.txt:23:32:27: <Asztal> in your timezone +2009-03-31.txt:20:11:08: <ehird> and timezones +2009-03-31.txt:20:11:29: <ais523> and it's in a different timezone +2009-04-02.txt:01:35:29: <oerjan> kerlo: don't trust him, he could be lying about his timezone +2009-04-02.txt:16:47:05: <fizzie> Nebula were polite enough to point the reverse-DNS zone for the /64 they've assigned to me to any DNS server I wanted; that's some good service. The network in the student apartments of my university also does native IPv6, but there are no reverse-DNS entries there. +2009-04-02.txt:23:06:01: <fizzie> Normally it's done only for zone transfers, though. +2009-04-02.txt:23:07:26: <AnMaster> fizzie, zone transfers in djbdns are different iirc +2009-04-04.txt:03:50:14: <kerlo> Do you live in a very strange time zone? +2009-04-04.txt:03:50:35: <oklopol> i don't think time zones get any stranger than 30 min off +2009-04-04.txt:03:52:25: <oerjan> oklopol: actually there are some quarter zones +2009-04-04.txt:03:53:12: <oerjan> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_time_zones +2009-04-04.txt:06:55:55: <oerjan> wait, you already gave him the book? darn timezones +2009-04-04.txt:21:56:58: <fizzie> Deewiant: Anyway, they give you this static /64 block, and are also polite enough to point the reverse-DNS zone NS delegation to any name server(s) I happened to want. +2009-04-04.txt:21:58:19: <Deewiant> ehird: http://www.nebula.fi/nebulazone.php +2009-04-06.txt:23:12:00: <Ilari> A.K.A. Timezone Charlie. :-) +2009-04-06.txt:23:14:09: <Ilari> One issue with those timezone codes is that fractional-hour zones don't have codes and also that UTC+13h and UTC+14h (a.k.a. Y2K timezone) don't have labels. +2009-04-10.txt:22:36:58: <zzo38> 212.5d Instants can't come into play. If an instant would come into play, it remains in its previous zone instead. +2009-04-10.txt:23:57:19: <zzo38> All I see is the rules that say if an instant or sorcery tries to come into play, instead it remains in its current zone +2009-04-19.txt:00:26:46: <ehird> http://www.ggzgamingzone.org/ +2009-04-19.txt:00:28:08: <ehird> http://www.ggzgamingzone.org/gameservers/gnibbles/ +2009-04-20.txt:17:41:14: <Slereah_> Just do a no script zone +2009-04-20.txt:17:42:10: <Sgeo> And you think that I can magically make whereever I'm standing be a no-script zone? +2009-04-20.txt:17:42:29: <Slereah_> Well, you know, your own zone +2009-04-20.txt:21:25:18: <fizzie> Not too much activity going on in mklinux.org; the most recent post in the "news" section is from 12 March 2007 about a time zone datafile update, and the one before that is from 11 August 2002 +2009-04-29.txt:18:24:39: <fizzie> Residential zone. +2009-05-02.txt:22:54:24: <Deewiant> ehird: http://www.pool.ntp.org/zone/europe +2009-05-02.txt:22:55:35: <ehird> Pick a timezone! +2009-05-09.txt:09:49:50: <evincar> Look at ex-Ozone Dan Balan, RadU, and Arsenium. +2009-05-09.txt:12:57:20: <ais523> also, it's often more crowded than this, you must be in a weird timezone +2009-05-14.txt:18:49:24: <GregorR> chromakode: Timezones! Tiiiimezones! :P +2009-05-14.txt:18:49:35: <ehird> GregorR: wait, how can you know chromakode IRL if different timezones +2009-05-14.txt:18:50:31: <GregorR> ehird: Although, I just realized that the problem wasn't timezones, but that I was on a plane :P +2009-05-14.txt:23:50:56: <ais523> timezone difference, you see +2009-05-30.txt:01:56:29: <goonx> ok, good night ;), or bye (dunno whch timezone you have :P) +2009-06-01.txt:20:37:02: <pikhq> GregorR-L: Which is part of why the UK isn't part of the Euro Zone. +2009-06-16.txt:21:48:58: <AnMaster> what time zone +2009-06-26.txt:23:33:48: <ais523> and different timezones +2009-07-18.txt:20:59:15: <AnMaster> so adjust for your timezone as needed +2009-07-20.txt:21:54:08: <SimonRC> what's your timezone? +2009-07-26.txt:21:08:08: <pikhq> ehird: Called "Ozone". +2009-08-01.txt:00:02:11: <dear_my_inner_ra> otoh, it only works if you're near that timezone +2009-08-07.txt:23:58:58: <AnMaster> ehird, faster than timezones +2009-08-07.txt:23:59:26: <mycroftiv> the secret of eternal youth is circling the pole going against the flow of timezones, you go back in time one day per revolution +2009-08-09.txt:15:33:28: * AnMaster builds warzone2100 using gentoo portage. better gpu on there :P +2009-08-11.txt:18:35:38: <AnMaster> also going to play warzone2100 (on my desktop, due to bug mentioned yesteday I can't on my laptop) +2009-08-11.txt:21:25:49: * AnMaster goes playing warzone2100 +2009-08-13.txt:14:52:44: <ehird> http://youhadbetterknow.com/knowledgezone/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/tcp.jpg +2009-08-15.txt:19:02:18: <AnMaster> playing warzone2100 +2009-08-16.txt:16:52:48: <AnMaster> ehird, vegastrike, warzone2100 +2009-08-21.txt:07:10:59: <AnMaster> ehird, I don't know when tomorrow is in your private timezone :P +2009-08-21.txt:18:47:20: <ehird> "Because you chose the US as your location, obviously I should only give you the option of US timezones." +2009-08-21.txt:20:27:45: <AnMaster> Secure surf zone_NameOfMajorISPInSweden +2009-08-26.txt:01:28:01: <ehird> impomatic: lol, you're in the same timezone and i'm wide awake :D +2009-09-03.txt:18:10:47: <AnMaster> lament, but timezones are mostly political inventions... +2009-09-05.txt:18:02:44: <AnMaster> though that is probably gray-zone +2009-09-28.txt:14:40:31: <AnMaster> oh. no idea what timezone it may use +2009-09-28.txt:14:40:49: <ais523> it uses one of the US timezones, I think +2009-09-29.txt:22:16:52: <fizzie> No, I mean "blah.com" is actually written "blah.com." in DNS messages and zone files and so on, so the . is a bit of a not-really-just-a-label-separator there too. +2009-09-29.txt:22:25:21: <fizzie> ac descriptive text "The AC zone file is protected under national and international law as a database compilation." +2009-09-29.txt:22:25:21: <fizzie> ac descriptive text "Access to the .AC Zone File information does not in itself convey any rights to any party to use, store, manipulate, such information without the explicit written consent of ICB plc, P.O.Box 4040 Christchurch, BH23 1XW, UK." +2009-10-04.txt:07:11:58: <zzo38> I thought it was late. But, not in your timezone? Or maybe in your timezone too. +2009-10-05.txt:01:51:17: <ehird_> arbitraryrequirementsatisfactionzone.ridiculous +2009-10-08.txt:19:14:46: <Asztal> http://www.razerzone.com/gaming-mice/razer-naga +2009-10-13.txt:19:26:50: <fizzie> "-- due to a bug in the script that generates the SE zone file. The SE tld has close to one million domains that all went down due to missing the trailing dot in the SE zone file --"; news like this are comforting, in the sense that it seems more likely that they're still humans running the Internet. Or maybe that's just what they want us to believe. +2009-10-19.txt:21:26:56: * AnMaster thinks this printout got messed up (translated from Swedish): "Travel time: 41.00 SEK Date: 2 Changes: 675.00 Number of zones: 2009-10-20 Cost: 00:52" +2009-10-19.txt:21:28:15: <AnMaster> olsner, the worst part is that there is 1 change and somewhere between 6 and 10 zones +2009-10-19.txt:21:29:42: <olsner> maybe the travel planner is taking you on a 668 zone round-trip +2009-10-19.txt:21:33:03: <AnMaster> now it is mixed up so that the zone count is 41:00 +2009-10-19.txt:21:43:55: <olsner> right, the print view picks a previously displayed price as the number of zones +2009-10-19.txt:21:44:55: <olsner> it seems to have picked the price of an ungdom pendlarkort as the number of zones for me +2009-10-19.txt:21:46:04: <olsner> I don't get the travel time or date or changes or price columns mixed up though, just random data in the number of zones +2009-10-19.txt:21:46:20: <olsner> Alternativ 1 Restid: 00:59 Giltig: 2009-10-19 Byten: 1 Antal zoner: 785,00 Pris: 20,00 SEK +2009-10-19.txt:22:28:30: <ehird> Nope, no timezone update. +2009-10-22.txt:08:30:13: <Oranjer> oh! I thought you would be recommending a language that was outside my comfort zone +2009-10-28.txt:17:19:33: <ais523> SCO also sued Autozone (for using Linux, but apparently they're going to settle that one), IBM (for contributing code to Linux that they claim infringes their copyrights), and Novell (for claiming that they didn't give SCO the copyrights in question in the first place) +2009-10-30.txt:18:31:22: <AnMaster> Oranjer, "hello" "hi" "good evening" and similar phrases are more usual. The latter one is probably not recommended over IRC due to time zones +2009-10-31.txt:10:25:17: <AnMaster> and we are in same time zone +2009-11-03.txt:12:52:08: <fizzie> There was a zoom yesterday too; at least yesterday our time zone, maybe not when you visited it. +2009-11-14.txt:00:27:31: <Rugxulo> yeah, you're way the heck over seas (different time zone), it's not very late here (6pm) +2009-11-23.txt:11:51:37: <fizzie> Perl 6 has an *awesome* set of operators; http://glyphic.s3.amazonaws.com/ozone/mark/periodic/Periodic+Table+of+the+Operators+A4+300dpi.jpg (warning: a bit big image, 3477x2456 pixels). +2009-11-26.txt:17:40:55: <ais523> wow, timezone update for Antarctica +2009-12-01.txt:05:25:40: <oerjan> well in some time zones +2009-12-01.txt:05:25:48: <oklofok> in this time zone +2009-12-01.txt:05:30:26: <coppro> the only important timezone is whenever rollover ends +2009-12-01.txt:17:27:34: <quantumEd> oklofok just look at this picture, http://thinkzone.wlonk.com/MathGems/pics/pythagorean_theorem.gif -- this proves pythagoras without any "R" or "metric" or analytic geometry +2009-12-01.txt:17:30:46: <oklofok> http://thinkzone.wlonk.com/MathGems/pics/pythagorean_theorem.gif <<< this is meaningless +2009-12-05.txt:08:49:29: <ehird> 09:27:34 <quantumEd> oklofok just look at this picture, http://thinkzone.wlonk.com/MathGems/pics/pythagorean_theorem.gif -- this proves pythagoras without any "R" or "metric" or analytic geometry +2009-12-06.txt:00:44:01: <oerjan> hm, the logs have changed their timezone... +2009-12-06.txt:00:55:32: <oerjan> ok there _may_ be a few other insignificant countries in that time zone +2009-12-12.txt:12:08:37: <fizzie> This is the late, but there are at least several that can do the hidden-primary-DNS setup: their servers work technically as secondaries, with zone transfers from your primary, but you only put the secondaries into the TLD registry, so that it doesn't matter if your primary server is up only randomly. +2009-12-12.txt:12:10:49: <fizzie> <fizzie> This is the late, but there are at least several that can do the hidden-primary-DNS setup: their servers work technically as secondaries, with zone transfers from your primary, but you only put the secondaries into the TLD registry, so that it doesn't matter if your primary server is up only randomly. +2009-12-12.txt:12:13:23: <fizzie> Well, what it boils down to, assuming you don't want to run a DNS server at all, is that everydns.net is one provider that does completely free "full" DNS. (I have no idea how freely their DNS zone editor allows you to do things, though.) +2009-12-12.txt:14:44:36: <fizzie> There actually aren't so many separate commits that it'd look impressive; but you can deduce something from the fact that the last commit was made at 2006-04-06 05:43:19, and that is indeed in the local time zone. As I remember it, we had the "return the project and demonstrate it to the course assistant" session booked for 2006-04-06 morning. +2009-12-23.txt:05:06:07: <uorygl> Hmm, I should have realized that before. The root zone file is loaded with hints. +2009-12-28.txt:19:56:18: <zzo38> O, it is the same timezone that I am at +2009-12-28.txt:19:56:31: <zzo38> The server TIME command also gives the same timezone +2009-12-31.txt:23:56:25: <SimonRC> or new year in the One True Timezone +2009-12-31.txt:23:58:12: <AnMaster> no way you are in a timezone offset by two minutes to GMT ;P +2010-01-02.txt:14:19:15: <oerjan> and then suddenly the logs are back to the old GMT-8 time zone again... +2010-01-07.txt:21:19:54: <ehird> http://glyphic.s3.amazonaws.com/ozone/mark/periodic/Periodic%20Table%20of%20the%20Operators%20A4%20300dpi.jpg +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.18568 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,93 @@ +QOTD: + "Overweight is when you step on your dog's tail and it dies." +----- +<zedboy> dackel: in general the *only* way to use a computer program + is to execute it. have you *ever* known a system utility whose + documentation recommended either deleting it, or throwing it + at a farm animal? +<dackel> zedboy: Ummm... yes +<zedboy> dackel: install the manpages package. it should be there + already tho. +<zedboy> dackel: example of such a bovine utility? +* greycat wants a video of dackel throwing /usr/bin/file at a cow +----- +The bogosity meter just pegged. +----- + .-=-. + .' \_ + __.| 9 )_\ + _.-'' / + <`' ..._ <' + `._ .-' `. | + ; `. .-' / + \ `~~' _.' + `"..."'% _ + \__ |`. hjw + /`. +----- +double-blind experiment, n: + An experiment in which the chief researcher believes he is + fooling both the subject and the lab assistant. Often accompanied + by a strong belief in the tooth fairy. +----- +Um brasileiro, um americano e um portugues trabalhavam no mesmo +escritorio e tinham o mesmo chefe. Ultimamente esse chefe estava +saindo todo dia do escritório mais cedo, pontualmente as 16:30h. Após +duas semanas, o brasileiro sugeriu que todos saíssem mais cedo, logo +após o chefe. Ninguém relutou. Pontualmente, às 16:30h o chefe foi +embora e, 10 minutos depois, todos se mandaram. O brasileiro foi +jogar bola e beber com os amigos. O americano foi jogar boliche. O +português resolveu voltar pra casa cedo. Lá chegando foi procurar a +Maria e viu através da porta do quarto que estava entreaberta sua +mulher na cama com seu chefe. Virou-se e saiu correndo para o +shopping que havia perto de sua casa. No dia seguinte, às 16:30h o +chefe foi embora novamente. Prontamente o brasileiro sugeriu que +todos fossem embora. O americano pegou sua pasta e foi em direção à +porta, seguido pelo brasileiro. Ambos olharam e viram o português +sentado e trabalhando sem menção nenhuma de ir embora. O brasileiro +perguntou: + +-- Ô Manoel, não vem conosco? + +O portuga respondeu: + +-- Eu não, ora pois... Ontem eu quase fui pego... +----- +If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has +not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word +would be ``meetings.'' + -- Dave Berry +----- + . --- . + / \ + | O _ O | + | ./ \. | + / `-._.-' \ + .' / \ `. + .-~.-~/ \~-.~-. +.-~ ~ | | ~ ~-. +`- . | | . -' + ~ - | | - ~ + \ / + ___\ /___ + ~;_ >- . . -< _i~ + `' `' +----- +And the next time you consider complaining that running Lucid Emacs +19.05 via NFS from a remote Linux machine in Paraguay doesn't seem to +get the background colors right, you'll know who to thank. + -- Matt Welsh +----- + -. . + _____ ',' , + ,' ,' ', ', + ,' ,' | | + \ \ | | + \ /^\ \ ,' ,' + \ \ ,' ,' + / ~-.___\.-' ,' + / .______.- ~ \ +/ /' \ \ +\./ \/' + +-----
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.18732 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,300 @@ +2009-06-20.txt:17:30:22: -!- HackEgo has joined #esoteric. +2009-06-20.txt:17:30:53: <HackEgo> 5|<Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +2009-06-20.txt:17:35:25: <HackEgo> addquote \ calc \ define \ esolang \ google \ imdb \ quote +2009-06-20.txt:17:37:56: <HackEgo> Use: `esolang <language> +2009-06-20.txt:17:38:03: <HackEgo> Retrieved from "[8]http://esolangs.org/wiki/Bf" +2009-06-20.txt:17:38:17: <HackEgo> Brainfuck is probably the most famous of the [6]esoteric programming languages, and has inspired the creation of a host of other languages. Due to the fact that the last half of its name is often considered one of the most offensive words in the English language, it is sometimes referred to as brainf***, brainf*ck, brainfsck, +2009-06-20.txt:17:38:38: <HackEgo> Retrieved from "[8]http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_page" +2009-06-20.txt:17:38:48: <HackEgo> NTCM is an [6]esoteric programming language developped by [7]user:Slereah. It is based on a [8]Turing machine with multiple tapes and I/O (the name stands for n-tape choice machine). +2009-06-20.txt:17:38:58: <HackEgo> This article is a stub, which means that it is not detailed enough and needs to be expanded. Please help us by adding some more information. +2009-06-20.txt:17:39:20: <HackEgo> Retrieved from "[8]http://esolangs.org/wiki/Recursion" +2009-06-20.txt:19:40:51: <HackEgo> 4|<lament> i read paths as penis :( +2009-06-20.txt:20:18:55: <HackEgo> 11 bin/esolang +2009-06-20.txt:20:25:56: <HackEgo> Linux codu.org 2.6.26-1-xen-amd64 #1 SMP Sat Jan 10 20:39:26 UTC 2009 x86_64 GNU/Linux +2009-06-20.txt:20:42:10: <HackEgo> And what really gets my goat up is you thinking that Shakespeare borrowed words that were already in existance at the time he did not, he INVENTED these ... \ piksels.com/words-invented-by-shakespeare/ - [17]Cached - [18]Similar +2009-06-20.txt:21:16:06: * GregorR can't figure out a way to make HackEgo support wolfram-alpha. +2009-06-20.txt:21:36:15: <ehird> 13:16:06 * GregorR can't figure out a way to make HackEgo support wolfram-alpha. +2009-06-20.txt:22:11:26: <HackEgo> 2009-06-20 21:11:25 URL:http://pastebin.ca/raw/1467987 [846/846] -> "1467987" [1] +2009-06-20.txt:22:11:42: <HackEgo> done +2009-06-20.txt:22:11:56: <HackEgo> distance to jupiter Input interpretation: Jupiter Current result: distance from Earth 4.436 AU astronomical units Value: 6.636 108 km kilometers Comparison as distance: 4.4 mean Earth Sun distance Corresponding quantity: 1 AU Solar radiation pressure from P 0.23 µPa micropascals L c4Î r2 : Generated by Wolfram|Alpha +2009-06-20.txt:22:12:05: <HackEgo> $Failed +2009-06-20.txt:22:13:51: <HackEgo> 4.43600 Astronomical Units = 412 352 317 miles +2009-06-20.txt:22:16:23: <HackEgo> www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=+nigger+faggot - [19]Similar +2009-06-20.txt:22:16:34: <HackEgo> $Failed +2009-06-20.txt:22:16:47: <HackEgo> number of faggots in a faggot Input interpretation: convert 1 faggot to faggots Result: 1 faggot Additional conversions: 0.027 m3 cubic meters Comparisons: (6 10 4 to 0.0014) twenty foot equivalent unit 680 to 1520 ft3 Interpretation: volume Basic unit dimensions: 3 length Generated by Wolfram|Alpha (www.wolframalpha.com) +2009-06-20.txt:22:17:11: <HackEgo> faggots per second in miles per second \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ convert 1 faggots s faggot per second to miles per second \ Result: \ \ faggots s faggots per second and mi s miles per second are not compatible. \ \ Unit information: \ \ unit \ faggots s faggots per second \ \ dimensions length time length \ 3 \ \ +2009-06-20.txt:22:17:28: <HackEgo> speed of light in faggots per second \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ convert 1 c speed of light in vacuum to faggots per second \ Result: \ \ c speed of light in vacuum and faggots s faggots per second are not compatible. \ \ Unit information: \ \ unit \ c speed of light in vacuum \ \ dimensions length time length \ 3 \ \ +2009-06-20.txt:22:18:10: <HackEgo> 1 au in beardseconds \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ convert 1 AU astronomical unit to beard seconds Nordling and Österman convention \ Result: \ \ 2.99195741383 1019 beard seconds Nordling and Österman convention \ Additional conversions: \ \ 1.49597870692 108 km kilometers \ Interpretation: \ \ length \ Corresponding +2009-06-20.txt:22:18:41: <HackEgo> poorest countries in asia \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ poorest country in Asia \ \ Result by GDP per capita: \ \ 1 2 3 4 5 \ \ Myanmar Afghanistan Nepal Tajikistan East Timor \ \ $216.50 per year $217.79 per year $273.19 per year $359.97 per year $374.21 per year \ \ Generated by Wolfram|Alpha (www.wolframalpha.com) +2009-06-20.txt:22:18:58: <AnMaster> GregorR, is HackEgo some variant of EgoBot? +2009-06-20.txt:22:19:17: <AnMaster> then what is hackego +2009-06-20.txt:22:19:27: <HackEgo> deaths world gdp \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ world \ \ annual deaths GDP \ \ world \ Result: \ \ 1.212 10 \ History: \ \ 6 \ \ people $ people per US dollar \ \ 2006 estimate \ \ prune`result \ Currency conversions: \ \ JPY EUR GBP CNY CAD MXN \ \ 1.252 10 1.697 10 1.997 10 1.766 10 1.07 10 \ 6 \ \ 8 8 8 7 \ \ +2009-06-20.txt:22:21:39: <HackEgo> * capable of being perceived; especially capable of being handled or touched or felt; "a barely palpable dust"; "felt sudden anger in a palpable ... \ * can be felt by palpation; "a palpable tumor" \ [15]wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn +2009-06-20.txt:22:22:56: <HackEgo> The Answer to the Ultimate Question \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ answer to life, the universe, and everything \ Result: \ \ 42 \ according to Douglas Adams' humorous science fiction novel Hitchhiker ' s Guide to the Galaxy \ \ Generated by Wolfram|Alpha (www.wolframalpha.com) on June 20, 2009 from Champaign, IL. © Wolfram +2009-06-20.txt:22:25:00: <HackEgo> -rw-r--r-- 1 5000 5000 15 Jun 20 21:25 bin/GregorR +2009-06-20.txt:22:25:22: <HackEgo> -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 5000 15 Jun 20 21:25 bin/GregorR +2009-06-20.txt:22:25:43: <HackEgo> bin \ quotes +2009-06-20.txt:22:26:15: <HackEgo> GregorR \ addquote \ calc \ define \ esolang \ google \ imdb \ quote \ wolfram +2009-06-20.txt:22:26:18: <HackEgo> /usr/bin/wget +2009-06-20.txt:22:26:27: <HackEgo> $BASH_VERSION +2009-06-20.txt:22:27:04: <HackEgo> /bin/bash VERSION +2009-06-20.txt:22:27:07: <HackEgo> 3.2.48(1)-release +2009-06-20.txt:22:27:54: <HackEgo> /tmp/hackenv.14507/bin:/usr/bin:/bin +2009-06-20.txt:22:28:01: <HackEgo> /tmp/hackenv.14543 +2009-06-20.txt:22:28:06: <HackEgo> /home/hackbot +2009-06-20.txt:22:28:14: <HackEgo> bin: directory +2009-06-20.txt:22:37:01: <HackEgo> melting point of apples \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ apples \ Result: \ \ melting point \ \ 29.3 °C degrees Celsius \ Unit conversions: \ \ 302.5 K kelvins \ Thermal properties: \ \ melting point optimal storage temperature specific heat \ \ 29.3 °C 1.5 °C 3.64 J g °C \ \ Generated by Wolfram|Alpha (www.wolframalpha.com) +2009-06-20.txt:22:37:55: <HackEgo> 29.3 degrees Celsius = 84.74 degrees Fahrenheit +2009-06-20.txt:22:38:32: <HackEgo> full name of Jesus \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ Jesus Christ \ Result: \ \ full name \ \ Yeshua Ha Nozri \ \ Generated by Wolfram|Alpha (www.wolframalpha.com) on June 20, 2009 from Champaign, IL. © Wolfram Alpha LLC—A Wolfram Research Company \ \ 1 \ \ +2009-06-20.txt:22:56:03: <HackEgo> We'll write more about Perl after we decipher the following code: +2009-06-20.txt:23:23:38: <HackEgo> * (logic) a statement that contradicts itself; "`I always lie' is a paradox because if it is true it must be false" \ [22]wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn \ * Paradox is the fourth studio album released by Royal Hunt. +2009-06-21.txt:02:26:32: <HackEgo> $Failed \ \ +2009-06-21.txt:02:33:10: <HackEgo> This is HackBot, the extremely hackable bot. To run a command with one argument, type "`<command>", or "`run <command>" to run a shell command. "`fetch <URL>" downloads files, otherwise the network is inaccessible. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository; if you're faimilar with mercurial, you can fix any problems caused by accidents or malice. +2009-06-21.txt:02:33:36: <HackEgo> GregorR \ addquote \ calc \ define \ esolang \ google \ imdb \ quote \ wolfram +2009-06-21.txt:02:33:53: <HackEgo> cat >/dev/null +2009-06-21.txt:02:34:17: <HackEgo> $Failed \ \ +2009-06-21.txt:02:35:35: <HackEgo> processor : 0 \ vendor_id : AuthenticAMD \ cpu family : 16 \ model : 2 \ model name : Quad-Core AMD Opteron(tm) Processor 2347 HE \ stepping : 3 \ cpu MHz : 1909.786 \ cache size : 512 KB \ physical id : 0 \ siblings : 1 \ core id : 0 \ cpu cores : 1 \ apicid : 0 +2009-06-21.txt:02:35:43: <HackEgo> MemTotal: 1048792 kB \ MemFree: 12592 kB \ Buffers: 91448 kB \ Cached: 366592 kB \ SwapCached: 484 kB \ Active: 636708 kB \ Inactive: 250064 kB \ SwapTotal: 131064 kB \ SwapFree: 116012 kB \ Dirty: 632 kB \ Writeback: 0 kB \ AnonPages: 428464 +2009-06-21.txt:02:36:05: <HackEgo> 1 048 792 - 12 592 = 1 036 200 +2009-06-21.txt:02:36:17: <immibis> why HackEgo? +2009-06-21.txt:02:36:26: <HackEgo> 1 036 200 / 1024 = 1 011.91406 +2009-06-21.txt:02:36:42: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:36:47: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:36:54: <HackEgo> /bin/ps +2009-06-21.txt:02:37:01: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:37:04: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:37:41: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:37:52: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:37:56: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:39:48: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:40:01: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:40:17: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:40:24: <HackEgo> bash run-myself +2009-06-21.txt:02:40:34: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:40:46: <HackEgo> run-myself: fork: Resource temporarily unavailable +2009-06-21.txt:02:40:54: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:41:04: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:41:29: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:41:39: <HackEgo> /bin/ls: /: Function not implemented \ drwxrwxrwx 0 0 0 0 Jan 1 1970 / +2009-06-21.txt:02:41:42: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:41:49: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:41:59: <HackEgo> /bin/cat: urandom: No such file or directory +2009-06-21.txt:02:42:05: <HackEgo> /tmp/hackenv.25944 +2009-06-21.txt:02:42:12: <HackEgo> /bin/mknod: missing operand after `9' \ Try `/bin/mknod --help' for more information. +2009-06-21.txt:02:42:17: <HackEgo> .: \ total 12 \ drwxr-xr-x 2 5000 5000 4096 Jun 21 01:42 bin \ drwxr-xr-x 2 5000 5000 4096 Jun 21 01:42 quotes \ -rw-r--r-- 1 5000 5000 8 Jun 21 01:42 run-myself \ -rw-r--r-- 1 5000 5000 0 Jun 21 01:42 xyz \ \ ./bin: \ total 32 \ -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 5000 261 Jun 21 01:42 addquote \ -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 5000 268 Jun 21 01:42 +2009-06-21.txt:02:42:22: <HackEgo> /bin/mknod: `urandom': Function not implemented +2009-06-21.txt:02:43:42: <HackEgo> /tmp/hackenv.26129/bin:/usr/bin:/bin +2009-06-21.txt:02:43:50: <HackEgo> X11 \ [ \ a2p \ addpart \ addr2line \ apropos \ apt-cache \ apt-cdrom \ apt-config \ apt-extracttemplates \ apt-ftparchive \ apt-get \ apt-key \ apt-mark \ apt-sortpkgs \ aptitude \ aptitude-create-state-bundle \ aptitude-run-state-bundle \ ar \ arch \ as \ awk \ base64 \ basename \ bashbug \ bdftopcf \ bdftops \ bdftruncate +2009-06-21.txt:02:43:57: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:44:02: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:44:03: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:44:06: <HackEgo> /bin/bash: line 1: X11: command not found +2009-06-21.txt:02:44:13: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:44:20: <HackEgo> E: Could not open lock file /var/lib/dpkg/lock - open (2 No such file or directory) \ E: Unable to lock the administration directory (/var/lib/dpkg/), are you root? +2009-06-21.txt:02:44:27: <HackEgo> "Lawl, you're not root." +2009-06-21.txt:02:44:29: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:44:30: <HackEgo> ELF +2009-06-21.txt:02:45:07: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:45:22: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:45:28: <HackEgo> /usr/bin/whoami: cannot find name for user ID 1705968 +2009-06-21.txt:02:45:37: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:45:41: <HackEgo> /bin/bash: line 1: killall: command not found +2009-06-21.txt:02:45:55: <HackEgo> uid=1640161 gid=1640161 +2009-06-21.txt:02:45:56: <HackEgo> uid=1943009 gid=1943009 +2009-06-21.txt:02:47:15: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:48:37: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:48:42: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:48:46: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:48:49: <HackEgo> /bin/cat: forkbomb.c: No such file or directory +2009-06-21.txt:02:49:10: <HackEgo> foo +2009-06-21.txt:02:49:18: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:49:25: <HackEgo> int fork(); void main() {for(;;) fork();} +2009-06-21.txt:02:49:37: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:50:16: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:54:04: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:54:13: <HackEgo> uid=2014115 gid=2014115 +2009-06-21.txt:02:54:17: <HackEgo> uid=1076457 gid=1076457 +2009-06-21.txt:02:54:18: <HackEgo> uid=1391668 gid=1391668 +2009-06-21.txt:02:54:48: <HackEgo> 2009-06-21 01:54:48 URL:http://pastebin.ca/raw/1468305 [315] -> "1468305" [1] +2009-06-21.txt:02:54:51: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:55:08: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:55:24: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:55:37: <HackEgo> --2009-06-21 01:55:36-- http://pastebin.ca/ \ Connecting to 127.0.0.1:3128... connected. \ Proxy request sent, awaiting response... 403 Forbidden \ 2009-06-21 01:55:36 ERROR 403: Forbidden. \ +2009-06-21.txt:02:56:15: <HackEgo> http://pastebin.ca/1468307 +2009-06-21.txt:02:56:29: <HackEgo> 2009-06-21 01:56:29 URL:http://download.savannah.gnu.org/releases-noredirect/tinycc/tcc-0.9.25.tar.bz2 [382914/382914] -> "tcc-0.9.25.tar.bz2" [1] +2009-06-21.txt:02:56:52: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:57:23: <HackEgo> Done. +2009-06-21.txt:02:57:33: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:58:21: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:02:58:22: -!- HackEgo has quit (Excess Flood). +2009-06-21.txt:02:58:25: -!- HackEgo has joined #esoteric. +2009-06-21.txt:02:58:42: <HackEgo> big/little test failed \ Binary directory /usr/local/bin \ TinyCC directory /usr/local/lib/tcc \ Library directory /usr/local/lib \ Include directory /usr/local/include \ Manual directory /usr/local/man \ Doc directory /usr/local/share/doc/tcc \ Target root prefix \ Source path /tmp/hackenv.27975/tcc-0.9.25 +2009-06-21.txt:02:59:08: <HackEgo> COPYING \ Changelog \ Makefile \ README \ TODO \ VERSION \ arm-gen.c \ c67-gen.c \ coff.h \ config.mak \ config.texi \ configure \ elf.h \ examples \ i386-asm.c \ i386-asm.h \ i386-gen.c \ il-gen.c \ il-opcodes.h \ include \ lib \ libtcc.c \ libtcc.h \ stab.def \ stab.h \ tcc-doc.html \ tcc-doc.texi \ tcc.c \ tcc.h \ tccasm.c +2009-06-21.txt:02:59:20: <HackEgo> libtcc.c \ libtcc.h \ tcc-doc.html \ tcc-doc.texi \ tcc.c \ tcc.h \ tccasm.c \ tcccoff.c \ tccelf.c \ tccgen.c \ tccpe.c \ tccpp.c \ tcctok.h +2009-06-21.txt:02:59:24: <HackEgo> y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y +2009-06-21.txt:02:59:39: <HackEgo> y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y +2009-06-21.txt:02:59:41: <HackEgo> y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y +2009-06-21.txt:02:59:42: <HackEgo> y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y +2009-06-21.txt:02:59:45: <HackEgo> y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y +2009-06-21.txt:02:59:46: <HackEgo> y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y +2009-06-21.txt:02:59:50: <HackEgo> y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y \ y +2009-06-21.txt:03:00:00: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:03:15:06: <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.23032 +2009-06-21.txt:03:15:28: <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.24791 +2009-06-21.txt:03:16:45: <HackEgo> drwxr-xr-x 7 5000 5000 4096 Jun 21 02:16 tcc-0.9.25 \ -rw-r--r-- 1 5000 5000 382914 Jun 21 02:16 tcc-0.9.25.tar.bz2 +2009-06-21.txt:03:17:10: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:03:17:11: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:03:17:55: <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.12573 +2009-06-21.txt:03:23:05: -!- HackEgo has quit (Excess Flood). +2009-06-21.txt:03:23:09: -!- HackEgo has joined #esoteric. +2009-06-21.txt:04:08:28: -!- HackEgo has quit (Excess Flood). +2009-06-21.txt:04:08:32: -!- HackEgo has joined #esoteric. +2009-06-21.txt:04:08:46: <GregorR> I don't understand why HackEgo keeps getting bumped >_< +2009-06-21.txt:04:09:37: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:04:16:31: <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.30170 +2009-06-21.txt:04:17:21: <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.6430 +2009-06-21.txt:04:19:26: <HackEgo> 2009-06-21 03:19:25 URL:http://pastebin.ca/raw/1468358 [154] -> "1468358" [1] +2009-06-21.txt:04:19:37: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:04:20:04: <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.28914 +2009-06-21.txt:04:33:01: <HackEgo> mkdir -p "/tmp/hackenv.580/bin" \ install -s -m755 tcc "/tmp/hackenv.580/bin" \ install: -m755 does not exist \ make: *** [install] Error 1 +2009-06-21.txt:04:39:36: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:04:39:48: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:04:39:57: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:04:41:26: <HackEgo> tcc version 0.9.25 - Tiny C Compiler - Copyright (C) 2001-2006 Fabrice Bellard \ usage: tcc [-v] [-c] [-o outfile] [-Bdir] [-bench] [-Idir] [-Dsym[=val]] [-Usym] \ [-Wwarn] [-g] [-b] [-bt N] [-Ldir] [-llib] [-shared] [-soname name] \ [-static] [infile1 infile2...] [-run infile args...] \ \ General options: +2009-06-21.txt:04:41:42: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:04:41:45: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:04:41:51: <HackEgo> tcc version 0.9.25 - Tiny C Compiler - Copyright (C) 2001-2006 Fabrice Bellard \ usage: tcc [-v] [-c] [-o outfile] [-Bdir] [-bench] [-Idir] [-Dsym[=val]] [-Usym] \ [-Wwarn] [-g] [-b] [-bt N] [-Ldir] [-llib] [-shared] [-soname name] \ [-static] [infile1 infile2...] [-run infile args...] \ \ General options: +2009-06-21.txt:04:42:26: <HackEgo> In file included from /tmp/hello.c:1: \ /usr/include/stdio.h:34: include file 'stddef.h' not found +2009-06-21.txt:04:42:28: <HackEgo> make: Nothing to be done for `all'. \ done +2009-06-21.txt:04:43:23: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:04:43:24: -!- HackEgo has quit (Excess Flood). +2009-06-21.txt:04:43:26: -!- HackEgo has joined #esoteric. +2009-06-21.txt:04:44:04: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:04:46:02: -!- HackEgo has quit (Remote closed the connection). +2009-06-21.txt:04:46:04: -!- HackEgo has joined #esoteric. +2009-06-21.txt:04:46:04: -!- HackEgo has quit (Remote closed the connection). +2009-06-21.txt:04:46:38: -!- HackEgo has joined #esoteric. +2009-06-21.txt:04:52:23: <immibis> query hackego +2009-06-21.txt:05:11:32: <HackEgo> Done. +2009-06-21.txt:05:14:54: <HackEgo> addquote \ calc \ define \ esolang \ google \ imdb \ minifind \ paste \ quote \ runfor \ tcc \ wolfram +2009-06-21.txt:05:15:05: <HackEgo> #!/bin/bash \ if [ ! "$2" ] \ then \ echo 'Use: runfor <time> <command>' \ exit 1 \ fi \ \ TIME="$1" \ shift \ \ "$@" & \ sleep $(( TIME + 0 )) \ kill -9 %1 +2009-06-21.txt:05:15:22: <HackEgo> #!/bin/bash \ DB="sqlite3 quotes/quote.db" \ \ if [ ! "$1" ] \ then \ echo 'Add what quote?' \ exit 1 \ fi \ \ QUOTE=`echo "$*" | sed 's/'\''/'\'\''/g'` \ $DB 'INSERT INTO quotes (quote) VALUES ('\'"$QUOTE"\''); \ SELECT id,quote FROM quotes ORDER BY id DESC LIMIT 1;' +2009-06-21.txt:05:15:29: <HackEgo> Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`<command>", or "`run <command>" for full shell commands. "`fetch <URL>" downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert <rev>" can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ +2009-06-21.txt:06:09:28: <HackEgo> esoteric \ 1655, from Gk. esoterikos "belonging to an inner circle," from esotero, comp. adv. of eso "within." In Eng., originally of Pythagorean doctrines. According to Lucian, the division of teachings into exoteric and esoteric originated with Aristotle. \ \ samadhi \ "intense esoteric meditation through yoga," +2009-06-21.txt:06:24:29: <HackEgo> #!/bin/bash \ if [ ! "$1" ] \ then \ echo 'Look up what?' \ exit 1 \ fi \ \ QUERY=`echo -n "$1" | od -t x1 -A n -w1000 | tr " " %` \ \ lynx --cfg=/dev/null --lss=/dev/null \ \ --dump --width=1000 'http://etymonline.com/?search='"$QUERY" | \ grep -A 100 ']'"$1" | \ sed 's/\[[0-9]*\]//g ; s/ Look up.*// ; s/ */ /g' +2009-06-21.txt:06:49:33: <HackEgo> Look up what? +2009-06-21.txt:06:49:56: <HackEgo> etymology \ 1398, from Gk. etymologia, from etymon "true sense" (neut. of etymos "true," related to eteos "true") + logos "word." In classical times, of meanings; later, of histories. Latinized by Cicero as veriloquium. \ \ wormwood \ c.1400, folk etymology of O.E. wermod "wormwood," related to vermouth, but the ultimate +2009-06-21.txt:06:50:18: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:06:50:35: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:06:51:40: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:06:51:51: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:06:52:00: <HackEgo> \ +2009-06-21.txt:06:52:00: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:06:52:10: <HackEgo> / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / +2009-06-21.txt:06:52:19: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:06:52:25: <HackEgo> \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ +2009-06-21.txt:06:52:45: <HackEgo> \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ +2009-06-21.txt:06:53:26: <HackEgo> \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ +2009-06-21.txt:06:53:37: <HackEgo> star \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ +2009-06-21.txt:06:53:55: <HackEgo> star \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ +2009-06-21.txt:06:54:59: <HackEgo> star \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ \ \o/ +2009-06-21.txt:08:38:04: <HackEgo> Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`<command>", or "`run <command>" for full shell commands. "`fetch <URL>" downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert <rev>" can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ +2009-06-21.txt:08:38:16: <GregorR> Oh, not referring to HackEgo :P +2009-06-21.txt:08:38:54: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:08:38:58: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:08:39:00: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:08:39:12: <HackEgo> echo http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ +2009-06-21.txt:08:39:25: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:08:39:27: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:08:39:43: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-21.txt:08:39:46: <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ +2009-06-21.txt:08:41:15: <HackEgo> addquote \ calc \ define \ esolang \ etymology \ google \ imdb \ minifind \ paste \ quote \ runfor \ tcc \ url \ wolfram +2009-06-21.txt:08:52:57: <HackEgo> wget: unable to resolve host address ``echo hello`' +2009-06-21.txt:08:53:45: <HackEgo> Done. +2009-06-21.txt:08:53:48: <HackEgo> bin \ paste \ quotes \ tmpdir.17214 +2009-06-21.txt:12:46:48: -!- HackEgo has quit (hubbard.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). +2009-06-21.txt:12:48:04: -!- HackEgo has joined #esoteric. +2009-06-21.txt:18:52:32: <HackEgo> 100 Russian rubles = 3.21600 U.S. dollars +2009-06-21.txt:19:36:02: <HackEgo> GDP of Scotland population of Germany \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ Germany \ \ GDP \ \ Scotland, Connecticut Germany population \ \ city population \ \ Result: \ \ $68.24 million per year US dollars per year \ History: \ \ 2004 and 2007 estimates \ \ prune`result \ Currency conversions: \ \ JPY EUR GBP CNY CAD +2009-06-21.txt:19:37:55: <HackEgo> The gross domestic product (GDP) or gross domestic income (GDI), a basic measure of an economy's economic performance, is the market value of all final ... \ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gross_domestic_product - [15]Cached - [16]Similar +2009-06-21.txt:19:42:15: <HackEgo> Done. +2009-06-21.txt:19:42:27: <HackEgo> Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`<command>", or "`run <command>" for full shell commands. "`fetch <URL>" downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert <rev>" can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ +2009-06-21.txt:20:43:22: <HackEgo> distance to uranus \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ Uranus \ Current result: \ \ distance from Earth \ \ 20.03 AU astronomical units \ Value: \ \ 2.996 109 km kilometers \ Comparisons as distance: \ \ 0.2 \ \ 15 \ \ August 2006 distance of Voyager 1 from the sun 1.496 1010 km \ \ Corresponding quantity: \ \ Solar +2009-06-21.txt:20:43:32: <HackEgo> $Failed \ \ +2009-06-21.txt:21:44:24: <HackEgo> Seems a computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were \ driving down a mountain when the brakes gave out. They screamed down the \ mountain, gaining speed, but finally managed to grind to a halt, more by \ luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged \ rocks. They all got out of the +2009-06-21.txt:23:55:50: <HackEgo> 30 Swedish kronor = 3.79833 U.S. dollars +2009-06-22.txt:00:12:07: <HackEgo> 7|<AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +2009-06-22.txt:00:14:09: <HackEgo> Done. +2009-06-22.txt:00:14:21: <HackEgo> 7|<AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +2009-06-22.txt:00:14:42: <HackEgo> Done. +2009-06-22.txt:00:15:10: <HackEgo> 8|<AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +2009-06-22.txt:00:15:16: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-22.txt:00:15:18: <HackEgo> Done. +2009-06-22.txt:00:15:23: <HackEgo> 7|<AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +2009-06-22.txt:00:15:26: <HackEgo> Done. +2009-06-22.txt:00:15:29: <HackEgo> 7|<AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +2009-06-22.txt:00:15:30: <HackEgo> Done. +2009-06-22.txt:18:42:06: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-22.txt:20:55:54: <HackEgo> diameter of earth \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ Earth \ Result: \ \ diameter \ \ 7913.1 miles \ Unit conversions: \ \ 12 734.9 km kilometers \ \ Generated by Wolfram|Alpha (www.wolframalpha.com) on June 22, 2009 from Champaign, IL. © Wolfram Alpha LLC—A Wolfram Research Company \ \ 1 \ \ +2009-06-23.txt:01:46:58: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-23.txt:01:47:18: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-23.txt:01:47:25: <HackEgo> a \ bin \ paste \ quotes \ share \ tmpdir.8746 +2009-06-23.txt:01:47:29: <HackEgo> /tmp/hackenv.8787 +2009-06-23.txt:01:47:39: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-23.txt:01:47:41: <HackEgo> /tmp/hackenv.8872 +2009-06-23.txt:01:47:43: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-23.txt:01:47:49: <HackEgo> /tmp/hackenv.8915/a +2009-06-23.txt:01:50:54: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-23.txt:04:44:49: <HackEgo> spout (v.) \ c.1330, related to M.Du. spoiten "to spout," N.Fris. spütji "spout, squirt," Swed. sputa "to spout," and probably M.Du. spuwen "to spit" (see spew). Meaning "to talk, declaim" is recorded from 1612. The noun is first recorded 1392. It was the slang term for the lift in a pawnbroker's shop, up which articles were +2009-06-23.txt:04:44:52: <HackEgo> output (n.) \ 1839, from out and put. Till c.1880, a technical term in the iron and coal trade. The verb is attested from c.1300, originally "to expel;" meaning "to produce" is from 1858. \ \ monophonic \ of recordings, broadcasts, etc., "having only one output signal," 1958, coined to be an opposite of stereophonic (q.v.). +2009-06-23.txt:05:50:55: <HackEgo> 10|<oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +2009-06-23.txt:06:00:50: <HackEgo> 10|<oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +2009-06-23.txt:06:00:59: <HackEgo> 7|<AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +2009-06-23.txt:06:01:11: <HackEgo> 5|<Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +2009-06-23.txt:15:29:14: <HackEgo> #!/bin/bash \ DB="sqlite3 quotes/quote.db" \ \ if [ "$1" ] \ then \ ARG=$1 \ ID=$((ARG+0)) \ if [ "$ID" = "$ARG" ] \ then \ $DB 'SELECT id,quote FROM quotes WHERE id='$ID \ else \ ARG=`echo "$ARG" | sed 's/'\''/'\'\''/g'` \ $DB 'SELECT id,quote FROM quotes WHERE quote LIKE +2009-06-23.txt:22:34:25: <HackEgo> 11|<SimonRC> TODO: sex life +2009-06-24.txt:02:35:06: <HackEgo> pretentious \ 1845, from Fr. prétentieux (17c.), from prétention "pretension," from M.L. pretentionem (nom. pretentio) "pretension," from L.L. prætensus "pretend" (see pretense). \ \ unpretentious \ 1859, from un- (1) "not" + pretentious. \ \ Pharisee \ O.E. Fariseos, O.Fr. pharise (13c.), both from L.L. Pharisæus, +2009-06-24.txt:02:35:15: <HackEgo> pretense \ 1425, "the putting forth of a claim," from M.Fr. pretensse, from fem. of L.L. prætensus, from L. prætensus, pp. of prætendere (see pretend). Meaning "false or hypocritical profession" is from 1545. Pretension is c.1600 meaning "assertion;" sense of "ostentation" is from 1727. \ \ whitecap \ 1668, of birds, +2009-06-24.txt:02:36:04: <HackEgo> ostentation \ 1436, from M.Fr. ostentation (1366), from L. ostentationem (nom. ostentatio) "vain display," from ostentatus, pp. of ostentare "to display," freq. of ostendere (see ostensible). \ \ rumba (n.) \ 1922, from Cuban Sp., originally "spree, carousal," derived from Sp. rumbo "spree, party," earlier "ostentation, +2009-06-24.txt:18:32:42: <HackEgo> 14 000 Swedish kronor = 1 786.694 U.S. dollars +2009-06-24.txt:20:44:59: <oerjan> zzo38: yeah !sh is a shell command so you can poke around in the chrooted filesystem EgoBot uses (although it doesn't allow changes, those are reverted iiuc (since that is why GregorR-L made HackEgo i think)) +2009-06-24.txt:20:45:29: <oerjan> ( HackEgo allows you to change things directly in the filesystem) +2009-06-24.txt:20:45:49: <GregorR-L> EgoBot is more stable but less hackable, as it doesn't allow any filesystem modification, HackEgo is more hackable but by virtue of that less stable, as any command you add can be deleted by somebody else's carelessness. +2009-06-24.txt:20:48:13: <GregorR-L> Yeah, I'm using fmt -w500 all the time now. HackEgo uses | perl -pe 's/ +/ \ /g' | fmt -w500 | head -n 1 +2009-06-24.txt:20:48:21: <HackEgo> bin \ dev \ etc \ home \ lib \ lib64 \ proc \ tmp \ usr +2009-06-24.txt:21:47:12: <HackEgo> alternatives +2009-06-25.txt:18:40:36: <HackEgo> 14|<reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +2009-06-25.txt:18:40:47: <HackEgo> 15|Thomas Edison +2009-06-25.txt:18:41:05: <HackEgo> Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`<command>", or "`run <command>" for full shell commands. "`fetch <URL>" downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert <rev>" can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ +2009-06-25.txt:18:43:12: <HackEgo> 15|Thomas Edison +2009-06-25.txt:18:44:05: <HackEgo> 16|<ehird> I'm a proud and happy member of NAMBLA Youth UK +2009-06-25.txt:18:45:18: <HackEgo> 16|<ehird> I'm a proud and happy member of NAMBLA Youth UK +2009-06-25.txt:19:26:44: <HackEgo> A low cost open source rapid prototyping system that is capable of producing its own parts and can therefore be replicated easily. \ reprap.org/ - [14]Cached - [15]Similar +2009-06-25.txt:19:27:07: <HackEgo> A low cost open source rapid prototyping system that is capable of producing its own parts and can therefore be replicated easily. \ reprap.org/ - [14]Cached - [15]Similar +2009-06-25.txt:19:48:08: <HackEgo> melting point of wood \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ wood \ \ melting point \ \ Generated by Wolfram|Alpha (www.wolframalpha.com) on June 25, 2009 from Champaign, IL. © Wolfram Alpha LLC—A Wolfram Research Company \ \ 1 \ \ +2009-06-25.txt:19:49:10: <HackEgo> 1 dvd in pages \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ convert 1 single layer DVD capacity to pages of information \ Result: \ \ 1.8 107 pages of information \ Additional conversion: 9 \ \ 4.7 10 bytes \ \ Comparisons: \ \ 0.23 \ Interpretation: \ \ 14 \ \ AIT E turbo native capacity 20 GB \ \ information \ Basic unit dimensions: +2009-06-25.txt:19:49:42: <HackEgo> 10. [49]Colloquy: IRC, SILC & ICB Client \ An IRC client for Macintosh OS X. Contains screenshots, documentation, support and download area. +2009-06-25.txt:19:56:32: <HackEgo> LHC NEWS · Design report · LHC Co-ordination schedule and status · Golden Hadron Awards ... LHC Safety. LHC Cooldown Status. LHC@ interactions.org ... \ [14]Photos - [15]LHC_Experiments - [16]LHC OP home page +2009-06-25.txt:19:56:36: <HackEgo> The Luxurious LHC Haskell Optimization System; Installing ... LHC is a backend for the Glorious Glasgow Haskell Compiler, adding low-level, whole-program ... \ lhc.seize.it/ - [14]Cached - [15]Similar +2009-06-25.txt:19:56:55: <HackEgo> jhc is a haskell compiler which aims to produce the most efficient programs possible via whole program analysis and other optimizations. ... \ repetae.net/computer/jhc/ - [14]Cached - [15]Similar +2009-06-26.txt:01:03:39: <HackEgo> No output. +2009-06-26.txt:01:04:00: <HackEgo> /bin/bash: line 1: ghc: command not found +2009-06-27.txt:01:05:49: <HackEgo> Muphry's Law is an adage that states that "if you write anything criticizing editing or proofreading, there will be a fault of some kind in what you have ... \ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaudere's_Law - [15]Cached - [16]Similar +2009-06-27.txt:02:52:11: <HackEgo> miles per hour, ~= 670616629.3844. miles per second, ~= 186282.39705122 ..... Fizeau reported the speed of light as 313000 kilometres per second. ... \ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_of_light - [19]Cached - [20]Similar +2009-06-27.txt:02:52:39: <HackEgo> the speed of light = 2.14597321 × 10^11 rods per hour +2009-06-27.txt:02:53:49: <HackEgo> the speed of light = 1.8026175 × 10^12 furlongs per fortnight +2009-06-27.txt:02:54:36: <HackEgo> I might not find "20 gallons" but google does give me: 4 oz oil per gal for a Honda Hobbit. ... 40 mpg = 2 217 600 fathoms per hogshead according to Google, ... Just add a few nanoseconds, one acre, a few furlongs, some rods and chains, ... +2009-06-27.txt:02:55:08: <HackEgo> (1/20) (hogsheads per rod) = 0.000992063492 miles per gallon +2009-06-27.txt:02:56:18: <HackEgo> #!/bin/bash \ if [ ! "$1" ] \ then \ echo 'Calculate what?' \ exit 1 \ fi \ \ QUERY=`echo -n "$1" | od -t x1 -A n -w1000 | tr " " %` \ \ lynx --cfg=/dev/null --lss=/dev/null \ \ --dump --width=1000 'http://google.com/search?q='"$QUERY" | \ grep -m 1 '=' | sed 's/ \+/ /g' +2009-06-27.txt:03:11:39: <HackEgo> 40 miles per gallon = 17 005 748.3 square dioptres +2009-06-27.txt:03:12:06: <HackEgo> www.phpbuilder.com/board/showthread.php?t=10366317 - [15]Cached - [16]Similar +2009-06-27.txt:03:12:07: <HackEgo> the answer to life, the universe and everything * once in a blue moon = 4.90135867 × 10^-7 hertz +2009-06-27.txt:03:21:18: <HackEgo> books.google.com/books?id=dx1OAAAAMAAJ... +2009-06-27.txt:03:21:41: <HackEgo> It is the amount of kinetic energy gained by an electron when it passes through ... It is equal to one volt (1 volt = 1 joule per coulomb) multiplied by the ... Therefore 500000 ppm is the same as 50 per cent, because 500000 is half of ... +2009-06-27.txt:03:22:03: <HackEgo> (50 unit meters) per meter = 50 units +2009-06-27.txt:03:22:25: <HackEgo> www.youtube.com/watch?v=aboZctrHfK8 +2009-06-27.txt:03:22:43: <HackEgo> addquote \ calc \ creatures \ define \ esolang \ etymology \ fortune \ google \ imdb \ minifind \ paste \ quote \ runfor \ strfile \ unstr \ url \ wolfram +2009-06-27.txt:03:23:06: <HackEgo> 40 miles per gallon in square diopters \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ convert 40 mpg miles per gallon to diopters squared \ Result: \ \ mpg miles per gallon and diopters2 diopters squared are not compatible. \ \ Unit information: \ \ unit \ mpg miles per gallon \ \ dimensions 1 length \ 2 \ \ common physical quantity area +2009-06-27.txt:03:24:20: <HackEgo> square root(20 miles per gallon) = 2 915.96882 dioptres +2009-06-27.txt:03:30:49: <HackEgo> 50 (miles per second) = 80 467.2 hertz per dioptres
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.18740 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,242 @@ +2005-09-28.txt:21:57:24: <Wildhalcyon> Im working on the mechanics for the word "lots" right now. It roughly means "uncountable" - so if you say "There are lots of lights" there are more than enough for any task you could possibly use them for. Think of "lots" as aleph-null +2005-11-03.txt:04:34:41: <GregorR> All the numbers between 0 and 3 is (uncountably) infinite. +2006-06-04.txt:17:28:17: <jix> yeah you get uncountable inifinite many positions +2006-08-06.txt:01:24:37: <Razor-X> You still have an uncountable number of elements, but if you have an infinity of infinities, it's intuitively easy to see that this set has more than an infinity of elements.... +2006-08-06.txt:19:22:20: <ihope> Apparently the number of quantum gates is uncountable, and QBF is countable in every way, I think... +2006-09-06.txt:00:28:03: <ihope> If you need uncountably many, you're on your own. +2007-05-04.txt:01:04:06: <lament> however, you do have uncountable free time :) +2007-05-04.txt:01:43:45: <pikhq> As is distance. That doesn't mean that distance is uncountable. +2007-07-07.txt:23:14:36: <ihope> What if the range is uncountable? +2007-07-07.txt:23:14:44: <oklopol> oerjan: if it's a real -> real function, that's uncountable as ihope said +2007-07-07.txt:23:14:50: <oerjan> computable things are not uncountable +2007-08-01.txt:22:02:16: <ihope> Yes, but I can't turn on an uncountably infinite number of points. +2007-08-11.txt:23:45:14: <oklokok> can an ISM solve the halting problem of a superturing machine in uncountable time? :P +2007-12-02.txt:03:03:54: <oerjan> an uncountable number in fact +2008-02-01.txt:17:31:19: <ais523> uncountably infinite, in fact +2008-03-21.txt:23:26:14: <ais523> because it can perform uncountably many computations in parallel +2008-05-10.txt:21:13:13: <SimonRC> an uncountable stack of rules might work too +2008-06-08.txt:19:52:46: <Slereah7> Uncountable sets are for non-constructive math. +2008-06-08.txt:20:26:34: <augur> are we sure that real numbers are uncountably infinite? +2008-06-28.txt:00:47:30: <oerjan> aleph 1 is the cardinal of the first uncountable ordinal, which is again fairly concretely the _set_ of countable well-ordering classes +2008-09-18.txt:22:33:01: <ais523> Proud starts by creating an uncountably infinite number of threads +2008-11-19.txt:20:50:28: <Deewiant> I've never seen das Zeug in itself mean anything other than "stuff" as an uncountable +2008-11-19.txt:20:52:10: <Deewiant> uncountable. :-P +2008-11-19.txt:20:53:17: <Deewiant> "uncountable." » "like, singular? no, that's not right." » "uncountable". » "yeah" +2008-11-19.txt:20:55:23: <oklopol> well anyway, i haven't seen it used as an uncountable +2008-11-19.txt:21:01:02: <Deewiant> yep, and that's uncountable. Or a meaning I'm unaware of. :-P +2008-12-01.txt:16:55:36: <ais523> Proud's like I suggested but with an uncountably infinite set of assumptions +2008-12-23.txt:15:07:09: <oklopol> now, because these numbers are infinitesimally small, we will do an uncountable number of cycles +2009-01-07.txt:20:21:34: <oerjan> SPAWNS UNCOUNTABLE OFFSPRING +2009-01-25.txt:00:11:26: <oklopol> kerlo: so you need an uncountable amount of them to get anything done +2009-03-24.txt:00:06:13: <ehird> Oh, and on the topic of pseudomath, I used to try and fit uncountable sets into countable ones. +2009-03-27.txt:04:39:41: <oklowob> and then one of the comments said something about uncountable sets +2009-04-17.txt:23:05:01: <oklopol> first of all O(n^e) does not have a lower bound, when e is a real number, so while there's a lower bound for it, O(n), there is an uncountable number of possible small upper bounds. +2009-05-09.txt:03:25:07: <Gracenotes> easy peasy once you're comfortable. same with monads, and uncountable other language features +2009-05-09.txt:03:25:31: <GregorR> Uncountably finite? +2009-05-23.txt:21:33:08: <ehird> oerjan: if you devoted the whole universe - or most of it, anyway - to the calculation of an ShaFuck program, and let it run for uncountable eons, then you could generate a program +2009-06-09.txt:10:26:53: <ais523> there's an uncountable number of real numbers +2009-07-26.txt:21:08:24: <AnMaster> ehird, oh right. Did I treat "effects" as an uncountable? +2009-07-26.txt:21:09:02: <AnMaster> ehird, indeed as an uncountable then +2009-07-26.txt:21:09:20: <AnMaster> ehird, uncountable: like "water" or "milk" (you can't say, "a"/"an" about them) +2009-08-06.txt:00:14:50: <ehird> and uncountably infinitely many unstupid ones, but I wouldn't expect you to hit one :P +2009-08-13.txt:23:50:22: <oklofok> yes, every game lasts for an uncountable amount of turns +2009-08-13.txt:23:58:10: <ehird> [23:50] oklofok: yes, every game lasts for an uncountable amount of turns +2009-10-15.txt:13:44:21: * AnMaster suspects uncountably infinite at least. +2009-12-05.txt:22:33:14: <uorygl> If a function were just an expression with a free variable, there wouldn't even be uncountably many functions. +2009-12-12.txt:16:17:52: <AnMaster> oerjan, so example of uncountable but well ordered set +2009-12-12.txt:16:19:02: <oerjan> aleph-1, being the first uncountable ordinal, is the smallest example +2010-01-19.txt:20:34:26: <cpressey> Ah, well. Is your velocity *countably* infinite or *uncountably* infinite? Which aleph are we talking about, here? +2010-02-03.txt:08:46:32: <oklopol> i mean you can't sum over all the paths, there's an uncountable number of them +2010-02-03.txt:08:49:00: <oklopol> all the possible turns is still an uncountable amount; and is this in R^3? +2010-02-05.txt:06:12:34: <oklopol> http://knol.google.com/k/are-real-numbers-uncountable# +2010-02-05.txt:19:28:48: <cpressey> Well, can you have closures of uncountable sets? +2010-02-05.txt:19:29:35: <oklopol> topology is all about uncountability +2010-02-05.txt:19:31:12: <oklopol> "can you take the closure of an uncountably large set w.r.t. some operation" +2010-02-05.txt:19:33:12: <cpressey> So you have a graph with n nodes, and for each node there's a (potentially) uncountable set of infinite paths that starts at it. +2010-02-05.txt:20:11:03: <cpressey> Er, and I realize now I was possibly saying something much uglier. (Every node of the tree would have an uncountable number of branches. That's overkill.) +2010-02-05.txt:20:16:28: <oklopol> yeah i know you did, but i didn't, i said there'd be an uncountable amount of paths, because for some reason i thought the infinite paths would be there too +2010-02-13.txt:14:48:48: <alise> http://knol.google.com/k/john-gabriel/are-real-numbers-uncountable/nz742dpkhqbi/10# +2010-02-18.txt:23:06:18: <AnMaster> <cpressey> "Execution of instructions in one program induces execution of instructions in another, nearby program." Yes. <-- I first thought "what are you messing around with by doing induction over an uncountable set" +2010-02-19.txt:05:27:34: <oerjan> <AnMaster> <cpressey> "Execution of instructions in one program induces execution of instructions in another, nearby program." Yes. <-- I first thought "what are you messing around with by doing induction over an uncountable set" +2010-02-19.txt:05:29:31: <oerjan> however, you need to well-order the set first, and for most frequently used uncountable sets (reals, complexes) that requires using the axiom of choice. so you don't get any concrete sense of what the order is. +2010-02-19.txt:15:03:11: <oerjan> 21:27:34 <oerjan> <AnMaster> <cpressey> "Execution of instructions in one program induces execution of instructions in another, nearby program." Yes. <-- I first thought "what are you messing around with by doing induction over an uncountable set" +2010-02-19.txt:15:03:18: <oerjan> 21:29:31 <oerjan> however, you need to well-order the set first, and for most frequently used uncountable sets (reals, complexes) that requires using the axiom of choice. so you don't get any concrete sense of what the order is. +2010-02-20.txt:12:15:53: <alise> "The obvious answer is that you took a computational specification of a human brain, and used that to precompute the Giant Lookup Table. (Thereby creating uncounted googols of human beings, some of them in extreme pain, the supermajority gone quite mad in a universe of chaos where inputs bear no relation to outputs. But damn the ethics, this is for philosophy.)" +2010-02-20.txt:16:22:15: <oerjan> MissPiggy: this leads easily to a contradiction if you have uncountably many alternatives +2010-02-20.txt:16:22:53: <MissPiggy> uncountable sample space +2010-02-20.txt:17:02:04: <oerjan> that's my intuition on that anyway - the distinction between probability 1 and surely is only needed because of uncountability stuff +2010-02-20.txt:17:03:44: <MissPiggy> I don't think there's any evidence for that rather than uncountable +2010-02-20.txt:17:05:09: <MissPiggy> how can you have it certinaly happening in a countable subset, but we're not sure if it will in an uncountable one.. +2010-02-20.txt:21:46:06: <AnMaster> (I suspect this is non-computable and/or uncountable) +2010-02-20.txt:21:49:41: <AnMaster> anyway I maintain that the set of all possible pages including all possible linked pages as data urls is uncountable +2010-02-20.txt:22:06:52: <oklopol> AnMaster: if you have infinite pages, then there can obviously be uncountably many +2010-02-26.txt:22:23:00: <uorygl> You know, the union of all countable ordinal numbers is uncountable, but there's a countable set that has all the countable ordinal numbers as subsets. +2010-02-27.txt:06:30:49: <uorygl> There are countable models of ZFC. Such models must contain uncountable sets. Contradiction? +2010-02-27.txt:06:31:12: <uorygl> No; an "uncountable set" in the model is really just a set where the enumeration is not in the model. +2010-03-01.txt:13:27:24: <alise> my favourite bit of the GAZP vs. GLUT article is "The obvious answer is that you took a computational specification of a human brain, and used that to precompute the Giant Lookup Table. (Thereby creating uncounted googols of human beings, some of them in extreme pain, the supermajority gone quite mad in a universe of chaos where inputs bear no relation to outputs. But damn the ethics, this is for philosophy.)" +2010-03-01.txt:17:03:51: <alise> so we should represent the turkey bomb universe as an infinite (uncountably so?) data structure +2010-03-01.txt:17:11:05: <alise> [17:03] alise: so we should represent the turkey bomb universe as an infinite (uncountably so?) data structure +2010-03-12.txt:16:06:49: <AnMaster> fax, why is it called finite analysis if it works on R, (an uncountably infinite set).. +2010-03-20.txt:13:58:43: <AnMaster> at least for uncountable sets +2010-04-04.txt:18:00:04: <AnMaster> now I want an uncountably infinite bf tape :( +2010-04-09.txt:16:33:06: <alise> *If you want the æ and uncountable billions of years of suffering, you can use D. +2010-04-25.txt:01:04:52: <oerjan> and for an _uncountable_ set like the interval [0,1], it's just the usual "every number has probability 0" "paradox" (resolved by having only countable additivity of probabilities.) +2010-05-16.txt:10:54:02: <AnMaster> oerjan, can't you get a bijection between uncountable of same cardinality? +2010-05-19.txt:19:21:55: <oerjan> AnMaster: well a continuous circle is uncountable, so... +2010-06-04.txt:23:51:16: <alise> uncountable aeons ago +2010-06-21.txt:21:59:28: <Phantom_Hoover> Uncountability almost certainly factors into it. +2010-06-21.txt:21:59:29: <AnMaster> cpressey, both are uncountably infinite, could be tricky to diagonalize? +2010-06-21.txt:22:21:04: <AnMaster> oerjan, countable and uncountable? +2010-06-21.txt:22:21:31: <AnMaster> if that is true countable == uncountable which is not true afaik? +2010-06-21.txt:22:22:08: <oerjan> AnMaster: um no, there is an unending (in fact itself uncountable) collection. 2^M has larger size than M, always (Cantor diagonalization) +2010-06-21.txt:22:24:25: <oerjan> s/infinitely/uncountable/, really +2010-06-22.txt:16:11:12: <Phantom_Hoover> Hence implying that they are also uncountably infinite? +2010-06-22.txt:18:47:50: <oklopol> but umm computable reals being uncountable +2010-06-22.txt:18:53:06: <oklopol> the computable reals are computably uncountable +2010-06-22.txt:19:50:35: <oklopol> oerjan and i have to talk about computable uncountability now +2010-06-22.txt:19:51:02: <oklopol> yes, the computable reals are computably uncountable +2010-06-22.txt:20:14:30: <oklopol> if the sets can be uncountable then... +2010-06-23.txt:19:52:42: <AnMaster> oklopol, if there is no holes in space it basically mean you will have an uncountable set? +2010-06-23.txt:20:08:45: <oklopol> (i'm joking, there are uncountably many) +2010-06-23.txt:20:15:06: <oklopol> for uncountability (in the real case), notice you can add small enough fluctuations to each element of the sequence +2010-06-25.txt:23:11:12: <AnMaster> pikhq, well it could be going to uncountable infinite then </technobable> +2010-06-25.txt:23:11:43: <AnMaster> oerjan, also do you highlight on uncountable or something? +2010-07-24.txt:22:55:40: <Phantom_Hoover> But surely that makes them uncountable? +2010-07-29.txt:23:10:54: <Phantom_Hoover> I like using "error" as an uncountable noun. +2010-09-04.txt:01:49:02: <oerjan> Sgeo: is it countable or uncountable? +2010-09-04.txt:01:49:27: * Sgeo wonders if "uncountably finite" makes sense +2010-09-04.txt:01:50:09: <zzo38> Sgeo: It only make sense if what you mean by "uncountably" is that it is too long to count and you don't have time or words for them +2010-09-04.txt:01:50:30: <zzo38> But that is probably not what is meant, because it isn't what it meant in "uncountably infinite" +2010-09-04.txt:01:54:44: <cpressey> * Sgeo wonders if "uncountably finite" makes sense <-- Thank you; you are justifying "very strange" +2010-09-04.txt:01:55:15: <cpressey> 1, 2, 3... ah, shit, I'm bored. Well, I guess that the numbers on the clock are uncountably finite. +2010-09-04.txt:01:56:34: <oerjan> in a sense such a set is uncountable (not equivalent to a subset of naturals) but still finite in the other sense +2010-09-04.txt:02:02:54: * Sgeo happies oerjan for allowing "uncountably finite" to exist +2010-09-05.txt:04:05:47: <Sgeo> Is there an uncountable infinite discreet space? A countably infinite continuous space? Or are these axiomatically tied in, or is there a theorem? +2010-09-05.txt:04:09:27: <oklofok> "Is there an uncountable infinite discreet space?" +2010-09-05.txt:04:09:41: <oklofok> take an uncountably infinite set X +2010-09-05.txt:04:10:52: <oklofok> and it's uncountable because X is +2010-09-08.txt:17:20:17: <fizzie> It wouldn't even necessarily need a symlink in ~, just something to generate /tmp/foo for each user, and set TMPDIR to that. Though I'm sure there's an uncountable number of apps that have "/tmp" hardcoded. +2010-09-14.txt:22:33:57: <Vorpal> uncountable keyboard? +2010-09-18.txt:23:52:13: <Vorpal> to me code in the sense of "source code" is uncountable +2010-11-04.txt:14:12:22: <Vorpal> the states for the bignum case would be uncountable, while for the bit case they would be countable, no? +2010-11-10.txt:17:00:54: -!- Sgeo changed the topic of #esoteric to: ASIEKIERKA FOREVER | http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D | amount of topic spam: uncountably infinite +2010-11-12.txt:15:37:18: <Sgeo> I was about to confusedly ask something along the lines of "Is the amount of infinite sets of rationals uncountably infinite somehow? Because if not, I don't see how reals defined in terms of Dedekind cuts are uncountably infinite" +2010-11-12.txt:15:37:46: <Sgeo> But then, I _think_ the diagonalization thingy says that there is an uncountably infinite amount of those sets +2010-11-12.txt:15:39:30: <oklopol> Sgeo: the amount of infinite subsets of rational numbers is uncountable +2010-11-12.txt:15:40:19: <oklopol> well there's an uncountable number of subsets of integers +2010-11-12.txt:20:38:59: <elliott> angst (uncountable) +2010-11-12.txt:20:39:29: <oklopol> haha elliott has an uncountable amount of angst +2010-11-12.txt:20:39:52: <elliott> cheater99: "homophobia (uncountable) +2010-11-16.txt:01:53:23: <Sgeo> On http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncountably_infinite +2010-11-30.txt:12:45:43: <Phantom_Hoover> 22:15:14 <oerjan> interestingly, if you had a library of all possible text files arranged alphabetically, _finding_ anything interesting in it would be as hard as inventing it yourself ↠surely the set of all possible text files is uncountably infinite? +2010-11-30.txt:12:49:24: <oerjan> <Phantom_Hoover> 22:15:14 <oerjan> interestingly, if you had a library of all possible text files arranged alphabetically, _finding_ anything interesting in it would be as hard as inventing it yourself ↠surely the set of all possible text files is uncountably infinite? +2011-01-13.txt:19:06:49: <Vorpal> in my country you can drive an uncountable infinity distance +2011-01-13.txt:23:02:16: <pikhq> The issue with "VIRII" as a plural for "VIRUS" is that in Latin, "VIRUS" is an uncountable noun. +2011-01-13.txt:23:03:11: <Phantom_Hoover> At least with comparison to their entry for arma, which I *know* is an uncountable noun. +2011-01-23.txt:00:21:44: <oklofok> then don't we just get the usual kinds of configurations over Z^2, but just an uncountable number of disjoint orbits +2011-02-26.txt:23:19:57: <oklopol> (we'll take it as a given that any natural way to make a for-loop over the uncountable set of points gives us the right answer) +2011-03-09.txt:01:31:06: <quintopia> up to the point of showing 2^N is uncountable +2011-03-12.txt:22:32:12: <Phantom_Hoover> How do you have an uncountably infinite tree? +2011-03-12.txt:22:32:57: <Zwaarddijk> what would be interesting would be if someone managed to abuse terminology cleverly enough to get an uncountably finite something +2011-03-12.txt:22:39:04: <ais523> I don't see why that would make it uncountable +2011-03-12.txt:22:47:47: <Phantom_Hoover> Zwaarddijk, conclusion: *all* finite sets are uncountable. +2011-03-12.txt:22:58:36: <Phantom_Hoover> To allow uncountable finite sense. +2011-03-12.txt:22:59:12: <oerjan> Phantom_Hoover: well without the axiom of choice you can have uncountably finite sets, as said +2011-03-13.txt:12:16:30: <elliott> 23:15:28 <Phantom_Hoover> How do you have an uncountably infinite tree? +2011-03-13.txt:12:19:44: <oklopol> "[14:00:45] <elliott> 23:15:28 <Phantom_Hoover> How do you have an uncountably infinite tree?" by having one? +2011-03-13.txt:12:23:37: <oklopol> if a tree is uncountable, then of course there even has to be a vertex of uncountable degree, because a countable union of countable sets is countable +2011-03-13.txt:12:42:20: <cpressey> '<oklopol> "[14:00:45] <elliott> 23:15:28 <Phantom_Hoover> How do you have an uncountably infinite tree?"' <- have a countably infinite number of branches at each node? at a guess. +2011-03-13.txt:12:44:45: <oklopol> but the point is connectivity is defined by finite paths, so connected components will be countable unless you have uncountable degrees locally, somewhere +2011-03-13.txt:12:47:20: <cpressey> oklopol: er - what if you have a root node, with a countably infinite number of children, but they're all leafs? that's not uncountable +2011-03-13.txt:12:48:00: <cpressey> oh, if you have UNcountably infinite branches at one node, then yes the tree is uncountable :) +2011-03-13.txt:12:48:04: <oklopol> you will have to have at least one node with uncountable degree +2011-03-13.txt:12:52:33: <Phantom_Hoover> cpressey, are you confused as to countable vs. uncountable infinity? +2011-03-13.txt:12:56:06: <Phantom_Hoover> cpressey, FWIW, the *set* of all infinite graphs is uncountable. +2011-03-13.txt:13:38:47: <cpressey> oklopol: oh, i just saw why that tree thing isn't uncountable :) +2011-03-20.txt:14:56:00: <oklopol> you can apply that... what's 4 times uncountable? +2011-03-20.txt:14:56:40: <oklopol> but it's divisible by two, so maybe you could prove the claim for p*uncountable where p is a prime first, and then show the the numbers that satisfy it are closed under multiplication +2011-03-21.txt:21:38:09: <oklopol> pikhq_: yeah right, next u gonna say the reals are uncountable lol +2011-03-21.txt:22:10:27: <cheater-> uncountably many. +2011-03-21.txt:22:10:49: <Phantom_Hoover> It's uncountable, actually. +2011-03-21.txt:22:11:15: <rapido> i don't like infinite/uncountable stuff - but hey - i'' make an exception +2011-03-21.txt:23:22:07: <oklopol> iterations implies countable, and cantor set implies uncountable space +2011-03-21.txt:23:23:05: <oklopol> and ultrafilters are rather fucking big in uncountable spaces so that obviously cannot happen +2011-03-29.txt:17:52:59: <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, the Cantor set is uncountable? +2011-03-29.txt:17:57:28: <oerjan> also, yes the cantor set is uncountable, same cardinality as the real numbers or the interval [0,1]. +2011-04-21.txt:04:43:42: <oklopol> elliott: i meant more like, for each ordinal, you define a partially filled board by taking the union of all the last ones and then applying the player functions in succession, then play until the first uncountable ordinal +2011-04-21.txt:19:23:16: <crystal-cola> http://qchu.wordpress.com/2009/11/05/i-dont-trust-uncountable-sets/ +2011-04-21.txt:20:17:08: <oklopol> elliott: every time a black hole and a white hole are joined in holy matrimony, an uncountable set is born +2011-04-22.txt:16:28:22: <Gregor> Y'know, even though I've typed "unsigned char" uncountably many times, it makes more sense for it to be signed by default, since that's consistent with all the other types. +2011-06-01.txt:02:11:07: <CakeProphet> ptr+1 points to the next char in the string, and all of the bytes of the infinite width char are represented as decimal points (but then they become uncountable, which is another problem I think) +2011-06-10.txt:23:18:15: <oklofok> If a space is metrizable, then it is sequentially compact if and only if it is compact. However in general there exist sequentially compact spaces which are not compact (such as the first uncountable ordinal with the order topology), and compact spaces which are not sequentially compact (such as the product of uncountably many copies of the closed unit interval). +2011-06-13.txt:00:02:03: <elliott> but the reals are uncountable +2011-06-13.txt:00:02:10: <elliott> uncountable > countable +2011-06-13.txt:00:05:28: <CakeProphet> I wonder what would be required of strings to produce an uncountable number of them. +2011-06-13.txt:00:07:28: <oerjan> CakeProphet: infinite (but still countable) length noncomputable strings are uncountable +2011-06-21.txt:02:48:39: <zzo38> MWI is not really multiple worlds. It is like all uncountable possibilities. +2011-06-23.txt:06:08:44: <elliott_> then there are uncountable theorems +2011-06-23.txt:06:14:52: <coppro> if the model has an uncountable member, the set of truths be uncountable +2011-06-23.txt:06:32:35: <CakeProphet> well, if we could prove that uncountable sets are also interesting, and that cardinality of a set corresponds to more interesting sets +2011-06-23.txt:06:42:24: <Sgeo_> Involve an infinite number of natural numbers, _then_ it's uncountable +2011-06-23.txt:06:43:51: <CakeProphet> ....? but aren't rational numbers a quotient of /any/ (read: from an infinite set of natural numbers) integers? According to what Sgeo_ says that would make rational numbers uncountable? +2011-06-23.txt:06:45:15: <elliott_> CakeProphet: the set of infinite lists of naturals is uncountable. +2011-06-23.txt:06:45:47: <Sgeo_> Now, if you had infinite number of dimensions, even though each dimension can only take integer values, the number of points is uncountably infinite +2011-06-23.txt:06:47:29: <Sgeo_> The reals are uncountably infinite, even though each digit can only have 1 of 10 values. +2011-06-27.txt:13:08:16: <elliott> uncountably infinite spheres +2011-06-27.txt:14:38:20: <elliott> Gregor: It would be kind of impossible what with the uncountably infinite thing :P +2011-07-17.txt:05:35:47: <oklofok> note that unions can be arbitrary, you could even have an uncountable number of open sets that you're taking the union of +2011-07-19.txt:20:37:42: <oklopol> "<Taneb> But theoretically, there are only a finite number of possible games of Go" <<< depends on endgame rules, i think some of them might let you have an uncountable number of games? +2011-07-19.txt:20:51:51: <oklopol> ais523: alright. then just add some possible move in the middle and you'll have uncountably many games. +2011-07-19.txt:21:12:53: <coppro> oklopol: I've never heard of any rules of Go which would lead to an uncountable number of games +2011-07-19.txt:21:15:22: <ais523> because you can interleave them uncountably many ways +2011-07-19.txt:21:16:15: <ais523> thus, uncountably many games are possible +2011-07-22.txt:20:59:50: <Sgeo> (I thought maybe you could enumerate through all uncountably infinite states of an infinite 2d binary grid by starting at one point, on and off, then expanding it, etc. I finally realized that those are counting through finite pieces of the grid, not the actual infinite grid +2011-08-09.txt:20:52:58: <NihilistDandy> "I proved that the reals are uncountably infinite. Where? There, diagonally. Pretty sneaky, sis." +2011-08-19.txt:23:49:18: <CakeProphet> okay so, I'm pretty sure the number of Haskell linked lists in uncountable, but how would you prove this? +2011-09-06.txt:07:25:41: <zzo38> On the wall, I have the picture of creature with one eye and uncountable tentacles. Not because there is too many to count; it is because the artist draw the picture to make it difficult. +2011-09-14.txt:04:27:25: <oklopol> if a tiling never repeats itself, you have uncountably many ways to tile the plane +2011-09-14.txt:04:27:47: <oklopol> i mean if there is no periodic tiling, then you have uncountably many tilings +2011-09-14.txt:04:29:20: <oklopol> Therefore, a finite patch cannot differentiate between the uncountably many Penrose tilings, nor even determine which position within the tiling is being shown.[43] +2011-09-14.txt:04:37:12: <oklopol> Patashu: i can easily prove the uncountability thing to you if you know what compactness is, otherwise i'll go to work +2011-10-12.txt:10:36:29: <CakeProphet> how does that lead to uncountability? +2011-10-12.txt:10:37:22: <oerjan> CakeProphet: the number of sets of rationals is uncountable, for a start. +2011-10-12.txt:10:39:30: <oerjan> for the rest, see an actual uncountability proof. +2011-10-24.txt:07:46:56: <elliott> `addquote <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +2011-10-24.txt:07:47:03: <HackEgo> 691) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +2011-10-25.txt:23:18:50: <oklopol> i'm actually playing continuous path on it all day long, which is uncountably infinite times cooler. +2011-11-12.txt:22:00:22: <oerjan> the latin virus is an uncountable noun, so any weird plural is suspect. +2011-12-02.txt:10:05:20: <kallisti> "So there are as many points in the Cantor set as there are in [0, 1], and the Cantor set is uncountable " +2011-12-11.txt:00:57:52: <oerjan> of which there are uncountably many, in fact to-big-to-be-a-set many. +2011-12-15.txt:16:22:08: <elliott> Someone should figure out exactly how much you can solve with a halting oracle; I'm pretty sure you can nest it to solve some statements about uncountable sets, but I don't think it can do everything. +2012-01-07.txt:13:51:16: <Phantom_Hoover> oklopol, well, um, at the start of the game you have squares of piece (that's like piece but an uncountable noun) occupying the subset of [0,8]^2 corresponding to their initial positions in normal chess. +2012-01-07.txt:20:08:24: <Vorpal> so anything else doesn't matter unless it is uncountable +2012-01-11.txt:20:12:47: <kallisti> where I get learn about COUNTABLE AND UNCOUNTABLE SETS. +2012-01-12.txt:19:01:34: <Ngevd> I'm pretty sure infinite-length strings are uncountable +2012-01-12.txt:21:29:24: <Phantom_Hoover> 19:01:34: <Ngevd> I'm pretty sure infinite-length strings are uncountable +2012-01-12.txt:21:33:07: <Phantom_Hoover> 19:01:34: <Ngevd> I'm pretty sure infinite-length strings are uncountable +2012-02-05.txt:18:41:57: <fizzie> And apparently also the only possible winner, too. (530k uncounted votes, 660k lead.) +2012-02-13.txt:00:06:23: <oklopol> or at the first uncountable ordinal +2012-02-16.txt:23:51:53: <kallisti> fizzie: well you could make those parameters of a function and then see if the domain is uncountable. +2012-03-09.txt:20:24:19: <elliott> augur: Why are you claiming that you have a bijection between a countable set and an uncountable set? +2012-03-10.txt:03:10:34: <elliott> augur: i did; you clarified that it was actually a bijection between two countable sets, except the topic was whether you could use a method that requires an isomorphism to a specific _uncountable_ set +2012-03-17.txt:11:13:29: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: headache am uncountable noun +2012-03-30.txt:19:04:16: <oklopol> alvur: do you believe in uncountable sets? +2012-03-30.txt:19:06:52: <alvur> oklopol, there's nothing uncountable but God! +2012-03-30.txt:19:09:55: <oklopol> i'm a uncountable set fundamentalist +2012-03-30.txt:19:34:20: <Phantom_Hoover> <alvur> oklopol, there's nothing uncountable but God! +2012-03-30.txt:19:47:13: <oklopol> oerjan: my ban finger started itching when he told me he doesn't believe in uncountable sets. +2012-03-31.txt:22:36:12: <elliott> wait did Sgeo not know the reals were uncountable before today +2012-03-31.txt:22:37:08: <ais523> elliott: they're exactly uncountable, they're no more than uncountable +2012-04-16.txt:16:09:06: <Phantom_Hoover> Huh, the Chinese for 'card game' is uncountable. +2012-04-28.txt:10:31:12: <oklopol> because euclidean space, that is, R^n for R the reals and n a natural number is uncountable, so you need to have at least the cardinality of reals +2012-05-18.txt:03:00:52: <HackEgo> 646) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +2012-05-19.txt:21:29:57: <Taneb> I'm going for uncountable +2012-05-19.txt:21:33:11: <Taneb> If it's uncountable without putting 8s in other 8s, it will be uncountable with that ability +2012-05-19.txt:21:33:28: <elliott> It's uncountable because you can imagine packing the reals the same way, Q.E.D.. +2012-05-19.txt:21:33:56: <shachaf> OK, so how is it uncountable without putting 8s in other 8s? +2012-05-19.txt:21:53:34: <shachaf> OK, but how do you get uncountably many that way? +2012-05-19.txt:22:05:36: <Sgeo> How would a packing problem have uncountably infinite pieces in a space? +2012-05-19.txt:23:07:29: <oklofok> the idea is similar to the one for "uncountable sum of positive reals is infinite" +2012-05-19.txt:23:10:14: <oklofok> similarly, for the eights, we note that if you take any "rational interval of 8 approximations", then some approximation interval is uncountable, which will be a contradiction. by an approximation interval i mean something like "height of the 8 is between x and y, and the angles in the middle are between z and w" or something. +2012-05-19.txt:23:25:49: <oklofok> can no space with a nontrivial fundamental group have uncountably many nonoverlapping embeddings? +2012-05-20.txt:00:24:11: <oklofok> "oklofok • can no space with a nontrivial fundamental group have uncountably many nonoverlapping embeddings?" oookay wtf was i thinking :D
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Many BBC News programmes are available for viewers outside the UK at http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/video_and_audio/default.stm, BBC Sport highlights are available at http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport and BBC Radio stations are available at http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/ +2008-04-07.txt:20:26:38: <SimonRC> I discovered that one can see the latest Dr Who on the web: http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/s4/videos/ +2008-05-26.txt:17:20:23: <SimonRC> http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/check/player/nol/newsid_7170000/newsid_7179500?redirect=7179544.stm&news=1&nbram=1&bbwm=1&bbram=1&nbwm=1 +2008-11-16.txt:01:05:28: <SimonRC> the thing that was on the radio: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00fksh6 +2009-02-08.txt:17:54:40: <SimonRC> oerjan: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b007jwp4 +2009-04-29.txt:17:24:48: <ehird> http://www.bbc.co.uk/election97/frameset.htm ↠HOLY FUCK RETRO +2009-05-18.txt:23:51:05: <ehird> http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/hitchhikers/game.shtml +2010-08-01.txt:16:37:00: <alise> AnMaster: Now compare with our BBC: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-10830485 +2010-08-21.txt:17:05:32: <alise> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11049316 +2010-10-08.txt:19:46:01: <alise> pikhq: For news itself, though, I presume you know about http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/. +2010-10-10.txt:16:44:17: <cheater99> also: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11494729 +2010-10-20.txt:18:36:46: <elliott> Do you <3 this? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11379089 +2010-10-20.txt:18:40:41: <Vorpal> <elliott> Do you <3 this? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11379089 <-- yeargh +2010-10-25.txt:18:10:37: <Gregor> elliott, pikhq_: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-11573666 +2010-11-28.txt:15:41:45: <elliott> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11837939 +2011-03-09.txt:15:35:39: <coppro> ais523: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11243595 +2011-03-14.txt:17:32:10: <Lymia> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-12249172 +2011-03-15.txt:22:20:05: <Phantom_Hoover> 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Japan orders the operator of the crippled Fukushima nuclear plant to pay provisional compensation to about 48,000 affected families. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-asia-pacific-13090304 +2011-04-15.txt:18:17:53: <news-ham> Bail for Indian social activist: India's Supreme Court grants bail to leading public health specialist and human rights activist, Dr Binayak Sen. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-south-asia-13091521 +2011-04-15.txt:18:24:06: <news-ham> Chile to exhume ex-leader Allende: A Chilean court orders the exhumation of Salvador Allende to determine whether the former leader was murdered or killed himself. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-latin-america-13096836 +2011-04-15.txt:18:27:02: <news-ham> Winding-up order for Wrexham FC: Wrexham FC are issued with a winding up order by Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs over a debt of almost £200,000. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-wales-north-east-wales-13101239 +2011-04-15.txt:18:34:28: <news-ham> VIDEO: Webscape: Cartoons and synthesisers: How British protests are being affected by the digital revolution http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/technology-13078297 +2011-04-15.txt:18:37:30: <news-ham> The story of our rooms: A pub in London's Soho locks its doors before a planned "kiss-in" protest by hundreds of gay rights' protesters. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-13085653 +2011-04-15.txt:18:38:11: <news-ham> Debt advisers closed down by OFT: Popular music streaming service Spotify has put caps on the amount of free music listeners can have. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/education-13081777 +2011-04-15.txt:18:38:27: <news-ham> VIDEO: Film found in church 'reveals Nazi guilt': Severe storms leave at least nine people dead and destroy school buildings and dozens of homes in the US states of Arkansas and Oklahoma. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-wales-13098246 +2011-04-15.txt:18:38:52: <news-ham> VIDEO: Royal wedding plans, US style: The Republic of Ireland's progress on cutting its deficit has been approved by international authorities, a condition of its 85bn-euro bail-out. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-south-asia-13091521 +2011-04-15.txt:18:39:44: <news-ham> Vettel heads Hamilton in practice: Hamas condemns the murder of Italian pro-Palestinian activist Vittorio Arrigoni, found hanged in Gaza City hours after his abduction. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/entertainment-arts-13100390 +2011-04-15.txt:18:42:23: <news-ham> G20 finance ministers meet in US: China's economy continues to boom as inflation accelerates to the fastest rate since 2008. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-13096021 +2011-04-15.txt:18:42:32: <news-ham> Stalled revolts: British artist Tracey Emin salutes a "spectacular" new gallery in Margate its founders hope will help regenerate the Kent seaside town. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/magazine-12483492 +2011-04-15.txt:18:42:57: <news-ham> Polar bear Mercedes put to sleep: Lecturers at the University of Salford say they could strike over plans to cut more than 200 posts. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-middle-east-13097926 +2011-04-15.txt:18:44:00: <news-ham> FE colleges 'charging lower fees': Popular music streaming service Spotify has put caps on the amount of free music listeners can have. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/entertainment-arts-13091269 +2011-04-15.txt:18:44:15: <news-ham> Ex-EastEnders star joins Corrie: Duke, Dash, Digby, Pickle - what was the first Dulux dog called? http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/education-13086654 +2011-04-15.txt:18:44:40: <news-ham> 'A tonic to the nation': Andy Murray cruises through to a semi-final against Rafael Nadal with a straight-sets defeat of Frederico Gil in the Monte Carlo Masters. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/health-11442887 +2011-04-15.txt:18:45:20: <news-ham> VIDEO: Five hours 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http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-middle-east-13091091 +2011-04-15.txt:18:52:38: <news-ham> Keys to play Albert Hall concert: Coachellla unveils groundbreaking new stage and light show http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/entertainment-arts-13095810 +2011-04-15.txt:18:52:41: <news-ham> Brain scans show Alzheimer's risk: EDF Energy gave the BBC special access to Sizewell B to reassure people that Japan's Fukushima disaster could not happen here. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-13056862 +2011-04-15.txt:18:53:06: <news-ham> VIDEO: ISS crew phone home on space anniversary: A polar bear and cub emerge from hibernation in Alaska to find a construction site over their den. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/health-13047332 +2011-04-15.txt:18:54:13: <news-ham> 7 days quiz: An Italian pro-Palestinian activist is found dead in the Gaza Strip hours after being abducted, local security officials say. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-middle-east-13091091 +2011-04-15.txt:18:54:27: <news-ham> Royal Opera announces new season: London's Royal Opera House announces its programme for the new season, including an Olympic theme and a celebration of Placido Domingo's career. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/entertainment-arts-13092146 +2011-04-15.txt:18:54:39: <news-ham> Pollution hits EU wildlife havens: Air pollution is damaging 60% of Europe's prime wildlife sites in meadows, forests and heaths, a team of scientists warns. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/science-environment-13094597 +2011-04-15.txt:18:56:17: <news-ham> VIDEO: Bubble car business takes off: Father and daughter team of Alan and Emma Evans, have developed a scale model version of the 1950s bubble car that is proving a huge hit. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-13088553 +2011-04-15.txt:18:56:48: <news-ham> Stale beer's chemistry examined: The exact chemical recipe of stale beer is elucidated, and researchers suggest simple ways to prevent the fresh taste of beer degrading. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/science-environment-13067547 +2011-04-15.txt:18:57:10: <news-ham> Fujitsu offers UK fast rural net: Fujitsu is to create a superfast broadband network for rural parts of the UK, rivalling BT's service. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/technology-13060548 +2011-04-15.txt:18:57:15: <news-ham> Spotify cuts back on free music: Popular music streaming service Spotify has put caps on the amount of free music listeners can have. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/technology-13078302 +2011-04-15.txt:18:58:27: <news-ham> Osborne and deputy clash over AV: Tory Chancellor George Osborne clashes with his Lib Dem deputy in a row over the alternative vote referendum. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-politics-13071737 +2011-04-15.txt:18:58:34: <news-ham> VIDEO: Blackberry and Motorola take on iPad: Rory Cellan-Jones tries out the new high end tablets hoping to take a bight out of Apple?s market. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/technology-13058814 +2011-04-15.txt:19:04:14: <news-ham> New Music Experience: Coachellla unveils groundbreaking new stage and light show http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/entertainment-arts-13091269 +2011-04-15.txt:19:05:44: <news-ham> Road to Libya: The key events leading UK into military action http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-politics-12821505 +2011-04-15.txt:19:07:21: <news-ham> VIDEO: Trio of jaguar cubs charms Russia: A zoo in St Petersburg is celebrating the arrival of jaguar cub triplets - a very rare occurrence when the animals are bread in captivity. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/science-environment-13077955 +2011-04-15.txt:19:08:19: <news-ham> London Met slashes degree courses: London Metropolitan University says it is to cut hundreds of courses so that it can survive financially when tuition fees are increased. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/education-13098705 +2011-04-15.txt:19:08:38: <news-ham> Sony considers two-week shutdown: Sony Corporation is considering shutting down some of its premises in Japan because of the ongoing power shortages. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/13075977 +2011-04-15.txt:19:29:41: <news-ham> Winding-up order for Wrexham FC: Wrexham FC are issued with a winding up order by Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs over a debt of almost £200,000. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-wales-north-east-wales-13101239 +2011-04-15.txt:19:30:05: <news-ham> Orchestra to record Games anthems: The London Philharmonic Orchestra is to record the national anthems of all 205 countries participating in the 2012 Olympics. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/entertainment-arts-13093562 +2011-04-15.txt:20:04:55: <news-ham> 7 days quiz: Duke, Dash, Digby, Pickle - what was the first Dulux dog called? http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/magazine-13068655 +2011-04-15.txt:20:46:34: <news-ham> Doubts over Gbagbo ally's arrest: The whereabouts of Charles Ble Goude, a key ally of deposed Ivory Coast leader Laurent Gbagbo, are unclear, after a spokesman withdraws a statement saying he had been arrested. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-africa-13093017 +2011-04-15.txt:20:46:42: <news-ham> Newspaper review: A scoop in the Times leads the way for Friday's papers http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-13090201 +2011-04-15.txt:20:46:57: <news-ham> Pratchett to probe assisted death: Writer Sir Terry Pratchett is to participate in a BBC Two documentary about assisted suicide, it is announced. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/entertainment-arts-13088111 +2011-04-15.txt:20:51:34: <news-ham> VIDEO: Bubble car business takes off: Father and daughter team of Alan and Emma Evans, have developed a scale model version of the 1950s bubble car that is proving a huge hit. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-13088553 +2011-04-15.txt:20:52:57: <news-ham> Colleges 'axing courses and jobs': A survey of colleges in England for two unions suggests many have already been cutting courses and jobs. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/education-13003726 +2011-04-15.txt:20:53:19: <news-ham> VIDEO: New funding to clean up waterways: Voluntary groups are being invited to bid for funding to clean up England's waterways and create better habitats for wildlife http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/science-environment-13059545 +2011-04-15.txt:20:59:18: <news-ham> Do all languages share features dictated by brain?: A long-standing idea that languages share universal features dictated by human brain structure is cast into doubt. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/science-environment-13049700 +2011-04-15.txt:21:04:34: <news-ham> Burkina Faso government dismissed: Burkina Faso's president dissolves his government after members of his presidential guard went on an overnight rampage in the capital Ouagadougou. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-africa-13101197 +2011-04-15.txt:21:06:51: <news-ham> EU's biofuel targets 'unethical': EU biofuels targets are unethical and should be lifted temporarily, according to a report. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-13056862 +2011-04-15.txt:21:07:03: <news-ham> Tories 'out of the comfort zone': The Conservatives say they have a programme that would take them "out of their comfort zone" as they publish their Welsh assembly manifesto. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-wales-politics-13083291 +2011-04-15.txt:21:08:44: <news-ham> Actor Trevor Bannister dies at 76: Are You Being Served? star Trevor Bannister has died at the age of 76, his brother confirms to the BBC. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/entertainment-arts-13098312 +2011-04-15.txt:21:08:47: <news-ham> Cry wolf: Why are re-worked fairy-tales like Red Riding Hood now in vogue? http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/entertainment-arts-12992931 +2011-04-15.txt:21:09:47: <news-ham> Stalled revolts: Is the Arab Spring running out of steam? http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-middle-east-13091091 +2011-04-15.txt:21:11:36: <news-ham> Smart investment: Does your business need its own mobile app? http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/business-13000883 +2011-04-15.txt:21:12:22: <news-ham> Italian activist murdered in Gaza: An Italian pro-Palestinian activist is found dead in the Gaza Strip hours after being abducted, local security officials say. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-middle-east-13088630 +2011-04-15.txt:21:17:08: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-13047570 ;; BBC NEWS +2011-04-15.txt:21:21:12: <news-ham> David Jason returning to comedy: Sir David Jason is making his comedy comeback in a new BBC One sitcom about a former soldier mistakenly put in charge of royal security. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/entertainment-arts-13065697 +2011-04-15.txt:21:50:52: <news-ham> Weapons found in dissident search: Guns and ammunition, including two pistols, are found in Lurgan by police investigating dissident republican activity. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-northern-ireland-13100494 +2011-04-15.txt:22:19:14: <news-ham> Benefit cheat danced to karaoke: A benefits cheat is given a suspected jail term for falsely claiming benefits while working as a karaoke host. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-13097919 +2011-04-15.txt:22:19:50: <news-ham> Tears for Margate: Emotional Tracey Emin salutes the Kent resort's new gallery http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/entertainment-arts-13100390 +2011-04-15.txt:22:21:14: <news-ham> Uganda politician wounded by army: Ugandan opposition leader Kizza Besigye is injured as soldiers open fire to disperse protesters in the capital, Kampala. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-africa-13079335 +2011-04-15.txt:22:22:15: <Vorpal> elliott, feature request, some way to get http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world/europe/ +2011-04-15.txt:22:22:55: <Vorpal> elliott, well, one for each on the map halfway down http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world/ ? +2011-04-15.txt:22:23:58: <news-ham> Explore the Space Station: Clickable guide to the International Space Station http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/science-environment-12984241 +2011-04-15.txt:22:24:00: <news-ham> Irish pass first economic review: The Republic of Ireland's progress on cutting its deficit has been approved by international authorities, a condition of its 85bn-euro bail-out. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/business-13091873 +2011-04-15.txt:22:24:16: <news-ham> Japan orders nuclear compensation: Japan orders the operator of the crippled Fukushima nuclear plant to pay provisional compensation to about 48,000 affected families. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-asia-pacific-13090304 +2011-04-15.txt:22:40:28: <news-ham> New Music Experience: Coachellla unveils groundbreaking new stage and light showhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/entertainment-arts-13091269 +2011-04-15.txt:22:55:41: <news-ham> Actor Trevor Bannister dies at 76: Are You Being Served? star Trevor Bannister has died at the age of 76, his brother confirms to the BBC. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/entertainment-arts-13098312 +2011-04-15.txt:22:59:35: <elliott> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/ ;; WHOOPS LOOK AT THAT BEST NEWS WEBSITE UI EVER, NON-MOBILEVERSION +2011-04-15.txt:23:10:05: <news-ham> VIDEO: Car thief crashes through level crossing: Footage has been released of a car thief smashing through a level crossing seconds before a train passed through. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-england-13094294 +2011-04-15.txt:23:10:53: <news-ham> Swirling waters: The school swimming club where all but two died in Japan's tsunami http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-asia-pacific-13083528 +2011-04-16.txt:20:17:21: <news-ham> Croat generals jailed for crimes: Two Croatian military leaders are jailed for war crimes committed in the 1990s, provoking anger in Zagreb where many regard them as war heroes. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-europe-13092438 +2011-04-16.txt:22:02:52: <news-ham> Horses die at Ayr Grand National: Two horses die during the running of the Scottish Grand National, a week after a similar tragedy at Aintree. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-13106252 +2011-04-16.txt:22:03:50: <news-ham> Pollution hits EU wildlife havens: Air pollution is damaging 60% of Europe's prime wildlife sites in meadows, forests and heaths, a team of scientists warns. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/science-environment-13094597 +2011-04-17.txt:01:33:47: <news-ham> Drugs lose effectiveness in space: Scientists at Nasa's Johnson Space Centre have shown that the effectiveness of drugs declines far more rapidly in space than on Earth. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/health-13092523 +2011-04-17.txt:01:34:27: <news-ham> Big Society 'toothless' - Nichols: The leader of the Roman Catholic Church in England and Wales describes David Cameron's Big Society initiative as "toothless". http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-politics-13107287 +2011-04-17.txt:01:35:23: <news-ham> Injured teachers awarded millions: Teachers were awarded millions of pounds in compensation in 2010 for accidents, assaults and injuries, figures released by unions show. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/education-13103243 +2011-04-17.txt:01:36:13: <news-ham> Croat generals jailed for crimes: Two Croatian military leaders are jailed for war crimes committed in the 1990s, provoking anger in Zagreb where many regard them as war heroes. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-europe-13092438 +2011-04-17.txt:01:58:57: <news-ham> VIDEO: Bear rescued from tree in New Jersey: A black bear has had to be rescued after becoming stuck in a tree in New Jersey. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-us-canada-13102821 +2011-04-17.txt:02:01:29: <news-ham> The story of our rooms: What does the number and type of rooms say about how houses have evolved over the centuries? http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/magazine-12483492 +2011-04-17.txt:04:29:10: <elliott> Alcohol affects the reward centres of the brain, thereby tricking you into believing that an otherwise ordinary drink “tastes interestingâ€. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00ndtxm" +2011-04-18.txt:08:41:45: <news-ham> China property price growth slows: China's property price growth slowed in March, as fewer Chinese cities saw an increase in the price of new homes. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/business-13111838 +2011-04-20.txt:01:47:14: <elliott> DOCTOR WHO CAST DYING OFF ONE BY ONE http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13137674 +2011-04-20.txt:01:47:38: <news-ham> Woman dies in Oz diving accident: A woman from Donegal has died in a diving accident off the coast of Queensland in Australia. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-northern-ireland-13137774 +2011-04-20.txt:01:47:50: <news-ham> VIDEO: Royal wedding police helicopter tour: The Metropolitan Police are already identifying security issues along the route and key sites of the royal wedding from the skies. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-13129651 +2011-04-20.txt:01:48:00: <news-ham> VIDEO: Misrata's injured recover in Benghazi: Nato has said that there is only so much air forces can do to protect civilians in the besieged city of Misrata in Libya. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-africa-13134893 +2011-04-27.txt:19:36:46: <news-ham> Kindle gets library book lending: Users of Amazon's Kindle e-reader will soon be able to borrow electronic books from libraries in the US. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/technology-13155967 +2011-04-27.txt:19:37:54: <news-ham> UK economy sees return to growth: The UK economy grew 0.5% in the first three months of this year, making up ground lost at the end of 2010. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/business-13206430 +2011-04-27.txt:19:38:19: <news-ham> Killed daredevil was new recruit: A stunt man who plunged to his death at a Kent show was a new recruit to the daredevil team, according to a friend. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-england-13205471 +2011-04-27.txt:19:38:35: <news-ham> Ban on stem-cell patents 'wrong': Research involving human embryonic stem cells in Europe is under threat, says a group of leading scientists. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/health-13214036 +2011-04-27.txt:19:41:45: <news-ham> 'More pupil benchmarks' to come: The English Baccalaureate is the first of many new performance measures, as ministers seek to make information available to parents in England, says Schools Minister Nick Gibb. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/education-13207055 +2011-04-27.txt:19:43:16: <news-ham> Fed cuts US GDP growth forecast: The Federal Reserve cuts its economic growth forecast for this year, citing weaker growth than expected in the first three months of the year. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/business-13213424 +2011-04-27.txt:19:43:32: <news-ham> McGee 'turns down' Creation drama: Former record label owner and musician Alan McGee turned down the chance to make a drama about his company Creation Records, he reveals. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/entertainment-arts-13162825 +2011-04-27.txt:19:43:43: <news-ham> Map of the route: Explore the processional route to be taken by the newly-married couple, from Westminster Abbey to Buckingham Palace. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-12819687 +2011-04-27.txt:19:43:46: <news-ham> Climate change to hit US rivers: Scarce water supplies in the western US will probably dwindle further as a result of climate change, a US government report says. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-us-canada-13190689 +2011-04-27.txt:19:46:27: <news-ham> Timings on the day: The following timings have been confirmed for royal wedding day. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-13097243 +2011-04-27.txt:23:47:19: <news-ham> VIDEO: Sony's PlayStation hack apology: Sony says experts took 6 days to realise how much data may have been stolen from PlayStation users. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/technology-13206754 +2011-04-27.txt:23:47:57: <news-ham> Grease duet tops film song chart: Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta duet You're The One That I Want, from 1978 film Grease, is the best-selling film track in the UK, research shows. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/entertainment-arts-13182926 +2011-04-27.txt:23:48:01: <news-ham> Inside royal wedding church: Explore where Kate and William will wed on Friday http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-12819684 +2011-04-27.txt:23:48:28: <news-ham> Man's last moments to be screened: The death of an 84-year-old man is to be broadcast on BBC One next month as part of a new science series about the life cycle of the human body. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/entertainment-arts-13192687 +2011-04-27.txt:23:49:46: <news-ham> Japan emperor sees quake-hit port: Japan's imperial couple pay their first visit to parts of the north-east coast worst affected by the 11 March earthquake and tsunami. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-asia-pacific-13207107 +2011-04-27.txt:23:50:40: <news-ham> Cuts 'leave Sure Start starved': Sure Start children's centres in England are being starved of funds and the network is shrinking as councils cut funds, says Labour. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/education-13206802 +2011-04-27.txt:23:52:28: <news-ham> Timings on the day: The following timings have been confirmed for royal wedding day. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-13097243 +2011-04-27.txt:23:54:02: <news-ham> Palestinian rivals 'agree deal': The Fatah party of Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas and Hamas, which governs Gaza, agree a reconciliation deal, officials say. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-middle-east-13215062 +2011-04-27.txt:23:56:23: <news-ham> VIDEO: Barack Obama: 'I was born in Hawaii': The White House has released President Barack Obama's birth certificate, in response to persistent rumours he was not born in the US. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-us-canada-13213810 +2011-04-27.txt:23:57:25: <news-ham> 'Steal everything': Is the PlayStation hack a sign of crime to come? http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/technology-13213632 +2011-04-29.txt:19:02:59: <news-ham> VIDEO: New Yorkers party under Brooklyn bridge: Celebrations were held in New York as Prince William and Catherine Middleton married in London. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-us-canada-13244404 +2011-04-29.txt:19:03:00: <news-ham> Great escape: How did we end up with the bank holidays we have? http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/magazine-13217242 +2011-04-29.txt:19:03:01: <news-ham> VIDEO: RAF flypast at Buckingham Palace: RAF planes fly past Buckingham Palace as William and Kate kiss on the balcony. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-13241812 +2011-04-29.txt:19:08:39: <news-ham> Uganda riots over Besigye arrest: At least two people die in Uganda's capital in riots over the rough treatment of opposition leader Kizza Besigye when he was arrested on Thursday. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-africa-13237058 +2011-04-29.txt:19:08:39: <news-ham> Swedish film wins Tribeca prize: A Swedish film about two teenage girls whose friendship turns to rivalry wins a top award at the Tribeca film festival in New York. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/entertainment-arts-13237885 +2011-04-29.txt:19:17:15: <news-ham> VIDEO: Ceremony watched around the world: It wasn't just in Britain that the royal wedding dominated the news. From Bangkok to Boston people joined in the celebrations and watched the ceremony unfold. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-13245069 +2011-04-29.txt:19:17:16: <news-ham> Great escape: How did we end up with the bank holidays we have? http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/magazine-13217242 +2011-04-29.txt:19:17:16: <news-ham> Argentina nabs 'drug subs brains': A Colombian man accused of having devised the strategy of using submarines to smuggle drugs from Colombia to the United States is arrested in Argentina. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-latin-america-13217187 +2011-04-29.txt:19:20:07: <news-ham> Wedding 'great moment' - Cameron: Prime Minister David Cameron hails the wedding of Prince William and Catherine Middleton as a "great moment for Britain". http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-politics-13244131 +2011-04-29.txt:19:20:07: <news-ham> Nasa delays Endeavour's mission: Nasa has delayed the launch of its Endeavour shuttle by at least three days because of technical problems in the last hours before lift-off. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/science-environment-13244053 +2011-05-22.txt:12:29:25: <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12249363 +2011-06-23.txt:02:51:34: <quintopia> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-13874049 +2011-07-11.txt:13:17:02: <Phantom_Hoover> coppro, http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/classic/news/radiophonatron.shtml +2011-07-16.txt:06:01:44: <Taneb> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14153779 +2011-07-19.txt:16:53:31: <Taneb> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-14209268 +2011-07-25.txt:05:46:19: <Sgeo_> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14266358 +2011-08-02.txt:20:20:43: <Taneb> Laughing at this headline: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14370878 +2011-08-03.txt:21:00:58: <olsner> oh... this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14389430 is sad news then +2011-08-28.txt:03:38:04: <oerjan> http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/lookaroundyou/series1/periodic.shtml +2011-09-13.txt:14:20:23: <Taneb> Because http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14896330 +2011-10-08.txt:15:49:57: <Ngevd> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15226883 +2011-11-18.txt:22:13:55: <elliott_> Oh good here's a more reliable source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15792282 +2012-01-05.txt:14:05:05: <Ngevd> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16424659 +2012-02-23.txt:19:22:20: <kallisti> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16964783 +2012-03-03.txt:10:00:13: <HackEgo> 2010-08-21.txt:17:05:32: <alise> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11049316
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.18785 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,37 @@ +435) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +457) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +458) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +459) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +461) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +462) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +488) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +497) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +498) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +499) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +500) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +501) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +502) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +509) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +517) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +553) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +561) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +571) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +572) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +599) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +683) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +686) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +693) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +740) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +753) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples +764) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." +796) <itidus21> ais523: thats very zen really <ais523> no, it's more or less the opposite of zen +803) <fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h +824) <itidus21> you are like the linux torvalds of quiz engines +827) <itidus21> . o O ( (watches on from a distance) I just can't think that abstractly... or I don't want to. I'm more, there are 2 trains heading in opposite directions: what year were they built? How many windows do they have? Is anyone train surfing on them? Is Ringo Starr narrating this problem? ) [...] <itidus21> Do they serve french toast in the dining carriage? +830) <itidus21> i have a simple view of reality that goes something like this.. once your sufficiently well tied up.. it doesn't make a difference if your enemy has a knife or a gun.. you're equally screwed +831) <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform? <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term> <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know. +843) <itidus21> ubuntu is the solaris of the cola world +844) <itidus21> elliott___: we have been calling a book new for 2000 years and it took einstein to figure out relativity +847) <itidus21> world peace is for fascists +854) <itidus21> i think in general it's against nature for an animal to be a boat +862) <itidus21> and all this time I thought we were talking about postmodern analysis of junk mail delivery methods and simulations of elephant breeding patterns
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.18838 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +121) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +141) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +732) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.18986 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +2009-08-03.txt:20:25:28: <fizzie> AnMaster: I'm using a private SSH key; it's the decrypting of that which takes the 30 seconds, I think, since it hangs up immediately after giving it a passphrase, and then unhangs at the moment it starts sending packets out (sez tcpdump) to the SSH server. +2012-04-10.txt:16:33:01: <kmc> "Unlike SSH, mosh's UDP-based protocol handles packet loss gracefully, and sets the frame rate based on network conditions. Mosh doesn't fill up network buffers, so Control-C always works to halt a runaway process." +2012-09-01.txt:22:51:50: <shachaf> kmc: "For example, an attacker can abort an SSH connection or an HTTPS connection by forging a single TCP Reset packet." +2012-11-09.txt:23:51:50: <kmc> which is that, an attacker can terminate a SSH connection by sending a single RST packet +2012-11-09.txt:23:54:20: <shachaf> `pastelogs SSH.*packet +2012-11-09.txt:23:54:32: <shachaf> `pastelog SSH.*packet
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.18999 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +#!/bin/sh +cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric +if [ "$1" ]; then + grep -P -i -- "$1" ????-??-??.txt | shuf -n 1 +else + file=$(shuf -en 1 ????-??-??.txt) + echo "$file:$(shuf -n 1 $file)" +fi +
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.19018 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +2010-04-16.txt:21:26:04: <alise> ^echo AnMaster: ^. I'm so kind, even to assholes! +2010-04-16.txt:21:26:04: <fungot> AnMaster: ^. I'm so kind, even to assholes! AnMaster: ^. I'm so kind, even to assholes! +2010-04-16.txt:21:30:51: <AnMaster> "<fungot> AnMaster: ^. I'm so kind, even to assholes! AnMaster: ^. I'm so kind, even to assholes!" <-- wth? +2011-10-08.txt:12:47:36: <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +2011-10-08.txt:12:49:31: <elliott> `addquote <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +2011-10-08.txt:12:49:33: <HackEgo> 705) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +2011-10-08.txt:16:11:48: <fungot> Phantom_Hoover:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +2011-10-12.txt:08:55:56: <fungot> elliott:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov +2011-10-12.txt:08:57:11: <elliott> `pastelogs i'm so kind, even to assholes
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.19057 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +2010-11-18.txt:09:18:57: <cheater99> evincar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYV_-QnWBoA&feature=related +2010-11-18.txt:09:25:39: <cheater99> i hate you and everything you stand for, evincar +2011-08-16.txt:09:16:02: <cheater_> evincar: the reason of existance of hipsters is to provoke you to talk about how much you hate them +2011-08-25.txt:09:03:49: <cheater> evincar, every time you upgrade you have to make a migration script unless you are happy with the continuations being thrown away +2011-08-25.txt:09:09:18: <cheater> evincar: this is impossible +2011-08-25.txt:09:18:52: <cheater> evincar, then you would keep f around as a stub. so replace the f in my question with an empty function and think about that again. the answer is the same. +2011-08-25.txt:09:32:49: <cheater> what do you mean by migration assistance and why did you think evincar didn't want it +2011-08-29.txt:07:54:06: <cheater> yes evincar +2011-09-21.txt:02:08:06: <cheater> that idea "of yours" is mine evincar. i called it "descriptive" or "declarative" languages and told you about it. and in fact you didn't get it at first. +2011-09-21.txt:02:14:41: <cheater> `pastelogs cheater.*evincar
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.19220 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +2011-04-03.txt:19:48:31: <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +2011-04-03.txt:19:48:53: <Gregor> `addquote <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +2011-04-03.txt:19:48:58: <HackEgo> 347) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +2011-09-20.txt:17:25:13: <HackEgo> 345) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +2011-09-20.txt:17:25:32: <elliott> `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive +2011-09-20.txt:17:25:48: <Phantom_Hoover> `addquote <elliott> `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive +2011-09-20.txt:17:25:50: <HackEgo> 676) <elliott> `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive +2011-09-21.txt:19:37:30: <elliott> `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.1926 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,47 @@ +57) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +74) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +109) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +120) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +135) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +136) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +149) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +172) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +177) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +178) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +185) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +196) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +197) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +199) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +211) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +228) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +254) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +270) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +284) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +309) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +336) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +337) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +345) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +346) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +356) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +366) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +373) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +374) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +387) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +393) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +394) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +407) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +416) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +417) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +426) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +427) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +443) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +463) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +467) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +534) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +574) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +662) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +674) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +768) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" +770) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. +777) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird +805) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.19289 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +<script>alert("hi")</script>
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.19339 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +2011-07-11.txt:15:27:10: <Taneb> I may make an esolang based on football (soccer) +2011-07-12.txt:16:39:24: <Taneb> Heck, I may even say "seven a mam" 'cos I'm Northern +2011-07-12.txt:19:52:58: <oerjan> <Taneb> Heck, I may even say "seven a mam" 'cos I'm Northern +2011-07-13.txt:21:49:15: <Taneb> I may write an interpreter and release it closed-source +2011-07-15.txt:10:07:01: <Taneb> I'm feeling bored, I may install Haiku +2011-07-18.txt:08:20:29: <Taneb> Right, I'm on Windows 7 now, I may be able to get Haskell working +2011-07-18.txt:20:31:53: <Taneb> ...I may be part Sri Lankan +2011-07-20.txt:15:11:56: <Taneb> I may have been higher on the highscore list +2011-08-08.txt:11:45:17: <Taneb> I think I may have just implemented Numberwang. +2011-08-18.txt:10:16:19: <Taneb> I may make one called YI-pet +2011-08-18.txt:20:27:40: <Taneb> I may try to make one in... +2011-09-05.txt:17:14:55: <Taneb> I may try to create a funge-98 interpreter +2011-09-06.txt:18:17:01: <Taneb> One day I may try to get my old 98 (dunno if SE or not) up working again +2011-09-08.txt:18:20:13: <Taneb> I may learn Funge-98 +2011-09-09.txt:18:41:46: <Taneb> I may make a Feather derivative +2011-09-09.txt:18:48:09: <Taneb> I think I may have finished XSLT S and K +2011-09-10.txt:14:54:34: <Taneb> I may take an IO-less language and, most annoyingly, DEFINE IO FOR IT +2011-09-12.txt:18:00:16: <Taneb> I may write a lambda calculus tutorial +2011-09-13.txt:17:27:28: <Taneb> I think I may have to go now +2011-09-15.txt:17:48:47: <Taneb> I may make a language called brianfcuk just to confuse everyone +2011-10-19.txt:20:30:45: <Taneb> I may make a bot +2011-12-04.txt:00:05:01: <Taneb> Wow, I think I may actually be drunk +2011-12-12.txt:22:40:27: <HackEgo> 2011-07-11.txt:15:27:10: <Taneb> I may make an esolang based on football (soccer) +2012-02-09.txt:23:05:10: <Taneb> I may be wrong, but that's what it looks like +2012-02-18.txt:09:32:42: <Taneb> I may yet change the specifications of Luigi
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.19441 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +260) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.19593 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +#!/bin/sh +cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric +if [ "$1" ]; then + grep -P -i -- "$1" ????-??-??.txt | shuf -n 1 +else + file=$(shuf -en 1 ????-??-??.txt) + echo "$file:$(grep "<.*>" $file | shuf -n 1)" | sed "s=<[^>]*> ==" +fi +
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.19658 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2005-07-29.txt:22:09:09: <int-e> I bet breathing air is a patentable technical process. +2005-11-01.txt:05:37:27: <GregorR> Because people who don't smoke can't breathe smoke. +2005-11-01.txt:05:37:43: <cpressey> i can't breath car exhaust, either +2005-11-01.txt:05:46:11: <GregorR> In America, you ought to be free to breathe. +2005-11-01.txt:05:46:23: <GregorR> I think the right to breathe preempts the "right" to smoke. +2005-11-05.txt:23:11:16: <jix> Warning: stopping to breath may result in lack of oxygen +2005-11-05.txt:23:12:15: <GregorR> SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: Breathing toxins is bad for you! +2006-01-17.txt:16:33:55: * GregorR brings lots of breath mints. +2006-01-17.txt:16:35:13: <nooga> my breath smells like various nuts and raisins ;p +2006-03-05.txt:18:47:25: <ihope> My #1 priority is blood circulation. #2 is breathing. +2006-08-31.txt:06:25:56: * GregorR has breathed life into his olde m68k >: ) +2006-09-02.txt:02:34:35: <Razor-X> I mean in AP Chemistry, I was definitely gasping for breath to get a hold on the material, but this is just stupid. +2006-09-03.txt:23:48:21: <Razor-X> pikhq: Don't hold your breath, later for me means another 5 hours at most. +2006-09-06.txt:07:55:33: <fizzie> I'd guess sooner than LaTeX 3, but wouldn't hold my breath. (I don't think I _could_ hold my breath for more than a minute or so anyway.) +2006-09-18.txt:17:01:21: * RodgerTheGreat revels in his newfound ability to safely breathe fire. +2006-09-18.txt:17:01:30: <RodgerTheGreat> now if only I could breathe air, too. +2006-10-15.txt:22:51:24: <RodgerTheGreat> ... breathtaking +2007-05-01.txt:00:13:45: <SimonRC> I know it is because the blood is being diverted away from my digestive system, like a f-o-f reaction, though my heart rate and breathing don't go up much. +2007-06-16.txt:01:06:57: <SimonRC> it makes a click noise in my ear when I do so and my breathing becomes louder +2007-06-20.txt:03:31:07: <ihope> "He cried in a whisper at some image, at some vision - he cried out twice, a cry that was no more than a breath - '"The horror! The horror!"' +2007-07-09.txt:17:03:15: <CakeProphet> YOU SHOULD PROBABLY USE TWO LINE BREAKS INSTEAD OF ONE, AND CAMEL-CASE YOUR METHODS COCKBREATH. +2007-07-15.txt:02:33:39: <GregorR-L> He's running while being mowed down by a machine gun, then stabs the fuck out of the gunner, breathes hard a few times and screams dramatically. He's fine. +2007-07-23.txt:20:08:57: <ehird`> why would you breathe? nobody breathes! +2007-07-25.txt:05:14:46: <immibis> !ctcp ACTION turns purple and can't breathe +2007-07-25.txt:05:15:41: <immibis> !ctcp ACTION turns purple and can't breathe +2007-07-25.txt:05:15:46: * EgoBot turns purple and can't breathe +2007-08-06.txt:17:30:51: <ehird`> for example, holding your nose and breathing +2007-08-06.txt:17:31:16: <ihope> So that if it's real life, you can't breathe. +2007-08-06.txt:17:31:18: <ehird`> because in dreams you can breathe while holding your nose. +2007-08-06.txt:17:32:40: <SimonRC> waitamo, can people here actually seal off their nose and continue breathing through their mouth? +2007-08-06.txt:17:33:16: <ihope> But I think you're supposed to (temporarily, of course) put yourself in a position where it's impossible to breathe. +2007-08-06.txt:17:33:28: <oklofok> (SimonRC) waitamo, can people here actually seal off their nose and continue breathing through their mouth? +2007-08-06.txt:17:33:43: <ihope> Oh, that? I can certainly breathe through my mouth without pinching my nose or anything. +2007-08-06.txt:17:34:40: <ihope> I can click them without any breathing. +2007-08-06.txt:17:36:36: <oklofok> (SimonRC) waitamo, can people here actually seal off their nose and continue breathing through their mouth? +2007-08-06.txt:17:37:23: <oklofok> what is a real skill, is breathing through your ears. +2007-08-11.txt:02:44:50: <oerjan> Stop breathing! +2007-08-11.txt:02:44:58: <oerjan> I didn't tell you to breathe! +2007-08-11.txt:02:45:20: * ihope stops breathing +2007-08-11.txt:02:46:16: <oerjan> OK, you may breathe now. +2007-08-11.txt:02:46:22: * ihope breathes +2007-08-20.txt:00:21:04: <HandOfCode> oklokok go breath in some of the air directly above boiling water +2007-09-21.txt:01:15:47: <Tritonio> breathe toward or upon, to add the breathing h; ad + spirare +2007-09-21.txt:01:15:47: <Tritonio> to breathe, blow. Cf. Aspire.] +2007-09-21.txt:01:15:47: <Tritonio> To pronounce with a breathing, an aspirate, or an h sound; +2007-10-03.txt:14:45:25: <RodgerTheGreat> darwinia was breathtakingly beautiful, but I think the gameplay was a little slow-paced +2007-10-08.txt:19:22:48: <ehird`> i have a headache right now, maybe if my brain could breathe the outside air it would go away +2007-10-25.txt:22:57:43: <oklopol> yeah, but i've had dreams where i fall from a mountain top, and through concrete, and i can't breath +2007-10-26.txt:20:32:06: <SimonRC> real geeks can concentrate on a task so much they forget to breath +2007-11-24.txt:20:05:34: <bsmntbombdood> damn i wish i could breathe fire +2007-11-26.txt:20:42:07: <jix> it makes you moving your legs and everything like insane and you talk without breathing etc etc.... +2007-12-29.txt:20:57:25: <Hiato> cool, Sgeo, I don't suppose that you will write PSOX in anything bu Python (My python is equivalent in skill to sand), perhaps C/C++/Ruby/C#/Lua etc (or am I holding my breath for something that will never come) Perhaps a .dll or .lib even? +2008-01-27.txt:19:36:15: <slereah__> *by breathing really hard on the ground +2008-02-12.txt:22:25:16: <oerjan> the slide show mentioned it in the same breath as FP +2008-02-16.txt:04:41:49: <Sukoshi`> I'm lucky I have a day like today to catch my breath from the life stuff. +2008-03-15.txt:21:12:18: * Sgeo won't hold his breath +2008-03-16.txt:18:17:57: <AnMaster> Deewiant, 1) I pushed width and breath not absolute max point +2008-04-05.txt:03:20:17: <RodgerTheGreat> it's some type of software that can animate still images and make them look around, breathe, and smile in what generally comes out as a really creepy way +2008-04-06.txt:10:14:36: <GregorR> CAN'T ... BREATHE ... +2008-04-10.txt:23:49:40: <lament> i wait with bated breath +2008-05-09.txt:14:49:37: <Slereah_> Why doesn't the microwaves fry the people, and why are they worried about hallucinogens instead of about breathing raw boiling water +2008-05-20.txt:20:48:54: <ehird> I have, on occasion, resorted to XD. But that's normally after a real life fit of laughter where I'm having trouble breathing. +2008-06-08.txt:20:36:27: * Hiato breathes a sigh of relief +2008-06-09.txt:13:27:57: * Hiato1 wades through the corpses to check if anyone is still breathing +2008-06-16.txt:15:59:00: * Hiato breathes a deep sigh of relief +2008-07-23.txt:18:40:53: <tusho> heavy breathing, I guess +2008-07-25.txt:21:17:04: <psygnisfive> its the kind of pain that makes you breath in short bursts that you hold in +2008-08-08.txt:12:21:57: <tusho> optbot: will you breathe new life into esoterica +2008-08-16.txt:00:31:41: <dogface> Easy enough that the abdomen is not completely rigid, removing the appendix doesn't leave a hole in you, and the stomach is not filled with air when empty. And we can breathe. +2008-08-16.txt:00:37:10: <dogface> I guess if we had no bones, we wouldn't be as able to breathe, but computers tend to use more energy than we do, meaning they have to eliminate more heat, plus their circulatory systems don't reach the surface. +2008-08-16.txt:14:55:33: <Deewiant> ais523: I never did, so don't hold your breath on IFFI ;-) +2008-08-16.txt:20:40:08: <oklopol> this is so uninteresting i can't breathe. +2008-09-02.txt:19:56:52: <tusho> it was kind of wheezing out the last breaths it could manage in 2003, 2004 +2008-10-09.txt:22:32:53: * oerjan breathes on the AntiGarlicMonste +2008-11-02.txt:13:34:50: <ehird> [[as schiavo, or "dead while breathing".]] - mundane magic article +2008-11-16.txt:20:32:33: * bsmntbombdood breathes on the channel +2008-11-16.txt:20:33:02: <psygnisfive> breathe on me again, motherfucker, see what you get +2008-11-16.txt:20:33:08: * AnMaster breathes on ehird +2008-12-05.txt:17:05:46: <ehird> i'm breatharian!! +2008-12-16.txt:21:31:30: * zuff watches AnMaster choke on his own breath +2008-12-18.txt:02:00:08: <Warrigal> Holding one's breath is a sure cure for alkalosis. The oxygen converts to carbonic acid, neutralizing any bases in the bloodstream. +2008-12-30.txt:04:42:55: <psygnisfive> breathe, oklodol. this is nothing to be pissed off about +2009-01-09.txt:22:47:30: <ehird> breathing? +2009-01-09.txt:22:47:46: <AnMaster> 1) Breath in +2009-01-09.txt:22:47:49: <Deewiant> Breathing guide: http://www.breathingmatters.com/bodybm.htm +2009-01-09.txt:22:48:01: <AnMaster> 3) Breath out +2009-01-21.txt:13:35:34: <ais523> Haskell is a breath of fresh air compared to it in terms of type dicipline +2009-01-22.txt:14:29:32: <ehird> he breathes, and he's a moron +2009-01-22.txt:20:43:59: <oerjan> <ehird> he breathes, and he's a moron +2009-02-15.txt:18:09:31: <GregorR> WITH MY DYING BREATH I KILL YOUR QUEEN +2009-02-15.txt:18:12:05: <oerjan> oxymoron: someone so stupid they don't deserve to breathe air +2009-03-15.txt:20:46:34: <ehird> fizzie: Mostly my mouse clicking and me breathing, but yes +2009-03-27.txt:19:46:56: <ehird> ahh, plan9 is such a breath of fresh air +2009-03-28.txt:17:22:00: <oklowob> i can just say something gay like "why do swallows breathe" +2009-03-31.txt:20:41:22: * ehird breathes ↠irritating +2009-04-28.txt:18:15:19: <ehird> "the game....you all just lost it. Also, I would like to point out that you are now breathing manually." +2009-04-28.txt:18:15:27: * ehird breathes very carefully +2009-04-28.txt:23:56:57: <ehird> AnMaster: Hold your nose and breathe out +2009-04-29.txt:23:12:52: <fungot> fizzie: ' i don't know what. what's the good of having it all over again?' she said to herself, that she mightn't take his breath away: but, when he had satisfied himself that the flowers are always asleep.' +2009-05-05.txt:20:18:43: <ehird> breathe? +2009-05-19.txt:17:24:27: <ehird> ais523: on a similar note, you're breathing +2009-05-19.txt:17:24:42: <ais523> ehird: blinking doesn't work on me, although the breathing thing does +2009-05-19.txt:17:34:25: <ehird> it's sort of like saying putting your head in a paper bag is a way to voluntarily stop breathing +2009-05-28.txt:00:18:10: * GregorR-L breathes. +2009-05-28.txt:00:47:53: <ehird> Keep breathing! +2009-05-28.txt:07:23:06: <myndzi> whatever, i want to sleep not argue, i honestly wish you luck but i won't hold my breath just yet :P +2009-06-20.txt:20:28:27: <ais523> and am not in much of a mood to do anything, I'm rather tired and breathless +2009-06-26.txt:02:32:47: <GregorR> 4) SMASH the egg of your head, then breathe deeply and scream "EGG!" as the egg drips down your face. +2009-06-26.txt:19:01:17: <ehird> also breathing manually. +2009-06-26.txt:19:01:28: <ehird> you're like superman. superyawningandbreathingman. +2009-07-09.txt:01:58:11: <ehird> nor a living, breathing pony that loves you +2009-07-16.txt:22:22:19: <Pthingg> a sacrum, two gnomes high-fiving, two black women with red hats low-fiving, a shitting giant, a bat, a violin with a sort of rotating razor blade deal, a kind of necklace made of almost axehead shapes, two giant mites sucking some qi out of a linear black hole, and standing on some dead things they probably conquered to get up, a deer god with flaming horns and breathing out smoke, sea creatures having a party like there's a sort of prawn at the top an +2009-07-20.txt:01:24:06: <ehird> ais523: Become a breatharian; you won't have to eat food.* +2009-07-20.txt:19:43:03: <SimonRC> I wonder what the maximum safe acceleration is when one is submersed in a breathable liquid +2009-07-22.txt:18:44:58: <ehird> lol@someone on reddit claiming that stopping breathing is death even if you're resuscitated +2009-07-22.txt:18:45:34: <pikhq> ... I know of no reasonable person who states that you die upon ceasing to breath. +2009-07-22.txt:18:46:11: <ehird> pikhq: *breathe +2009-07-22.txt:19:36:36: <ehird> Translation: "And if he says my kitty has DIED when he doesn't BREATHE for a few seconds after a BAD COUGH, then THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE IT'S CASUAL CONVERSATION FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FORRRRRRRRRR" +2009-07-25.txt:18:51:52: <ehird> baited breath??? MORE LIKE bAIT YOUR DEATH +2009-07-26.txt:19:09:29: * ehird breathes heavily +2009-08-10.txt:13:22:53: <mycroftiv> i think its not 'tongue as a joystick' its breath control if im thinking of the same things... +2009-08-11.txt:19:06:54: <AnMaster> called fluid immersion + fluid breathing +2009-08-13.txt:16:00:37: * pikhq gives ehird's computer the breath of life +2009-09-24.txt:22:11:27: <fizzie> And you probably want to use @{X} instead, where X is something that will cause a tiny space, to leave a small breathing gap between the digits and the minus sign. +2009-10-03.txt:21:03:57: <AnMaster> there is basically no upper length limit apart from how long your breath lasts. Theoretically. No one would do that due to it being unreasonable +2009-10-25.txt:13:23:27: * AnMaster has been reading a changelog containing lots of odd typos. Like "breath search" instead of "breadth search" +2009-10-25.txt:13:24:01: <oerjan> breath search is performed _entirely_ through whooshes, me thinks +2009-11-07.txt:19:29:27: <ehird> but none of my other characters do that; and the spacing is nice — it fits with the outlines; the characters breath a lot +2009-11-30.txt:05:54:49: <oklofok> I AM SATANIST I RAPE AND KILL EVERYTHING THAT BREATHES +2009-12-20.txt:07:51:46: * immibis (who is barely alive) mumbles with his dying breath "......g...c.........c..............." +2009-12-30.txt:07:27:30: * coppro doesn't hold his breath +2010-01-06.txt:12:54:13: <ais523> they go round in circles breathing out +2010-01-06.txt:21:02:47: <ehird`> Please stop breathing. It only encourages the breathing fairy. +2010-01-06.txt:21:03:37: <oerjan> the breathing fairy is fine except when you get coins stuck in your throat +2010-01-07.txt:21:46:26: * ehird catches breath +2010-01-09.txt:14:27:59: <ehird> OR BREATHING +2010-01-10.txt:20:00:44: * ehird takes a deep breath, installs Flash. +2010-01-12.txt:16:41:48: <ehird> AnMaster: Indeed. Is anybody waiting for my editor with every breath? +2010-01-12.txt:16:42:36: <ehird> AnMaster: That isn't waiting for it with every breath :P +2010-01-12.txt:17:42:14: * ehird breaths in +2010-01-12.txt:17:42:27: <ehird> *breathes +2010-01-25.txt:03:13:50: <pikhq> You almost can't breath without violating a patent. +2010-01-25.txt:03:21:57: <pikhq> Though they have the advantage that IP law is about as enforcable as making breathing illegal. +2010-02-06.txt:00:55:39: <oklopol> makes breathing more fun +2010-02-13.txt:05:30:55: <oerjan> release the world and breathe free +2010-02-14.txt:19:36:01: <oerjan> you only master procrastination properly when you can procrastinate breathing. +2010-02-14.txt:19:38:46: <oerjan> i hear that once you can procrastinate breathing, you very quickly will be able to procrastinate _anything_. in fact you'll be unable not to. except decomposing. +2010-02-27.txt:20:31:13: <AnMaster> Deewiant, counting it under my breath give roughly the same result +2010-03-01.txt:02:46:51: <Sgeo> Everyone who needs to breathe has thirty seconds to get off the station. +2010-03-05.txt:21:28:38: <hiato> (never mind blink and breath) +2010-03-06.txt:13:34:18: <oerjan> just as well you never realized breathing is a cliche +2010-03-09.txt:21:56:49: <HackEgo> * fricative consonant: a continuant consonant produced by breath moving against a narrowing of the vocal tract \ * of speech sounds produced by forcing air through a constricted passage (as `f', `s', `z', or `th' in both `thin' and `then') \ [18]wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn +2010-03-13.txt:03:54:54: * uorygl pokes breathing holes in the plastic. +2010-03-13.txt:03:56:36: <uorygl> Hey, now. The holes still exist, so you can still breathe and speak and speak articulately through them. +2010-03-31.txt:00:51:57: * Sgeo also gives it some breathing room +2010-03-31.txt:00:58:02: <Sgeo> The breathing room I gave it means you can actually watch the scrambling take place +2010-04-15.txt:14:26:55: * Sgeo_ holds his breath and installs Eclipse and the JDK +2010-04-19.txt:23:30:08: * oerjan imagines "As Katla erupts, the whole of Europe shivers, while American newscasters breathe a sound of relief." +2010-04-25.txt:19:04:13: * Sgeo_ holds his breath and opens VStudio for the first time in a bit of a while +2010-05-08.txt:18:11:01: <oerjan> also my touch typing is not as perfect as it once was (dammit now i'm thinking about it it gets even harder. btw you are now breathing manually.) +2010-05-23.txt:21:48:39: <alise> I cannot breath while holding my nose. +2010-06-17.txt:23:01:38: <ehirdiphone> One is a severely OCD 12 year old. The other doesn't speak or move or... Breathe? +2010-06-25.txt:23:17:56: <pikhq> At one point he ceased being able to breath oxygen-containing air. +2010-06-27.txt:17:03:58: <Sgeo_> I would prefer to dedicate my last breath of air to getting more air. +2010-06-27.txt:17:04:26: <alise> Sgeo_: If you know it's your last breath, who cares about air? +2010-07-03.txt:21:43:46: <alise> If I'd breathed with my nose, my mouth warned me, I would taste the most disgusting taste you can taste. I didn't, though. +2010-07-08.txt:04:43:37: <Sgeo> *breath +2010-07-11.txt:16:57:18: <pikhq> I JUST WANT TO BREATH +2010-07-11.txt:16:57:42: <pikhq> alise463: Fuck you I wanna breath. +2010-07-13.txt:23:27:12: <aliseiphone> pikhq: He's the first autistic /idiot/ I've ever seen. And if you're not brilliant and can't play the social game, what the fuck can you do? Breathe? +2010-07-16.txt:19:53:27: <alise> How can anyone screw up such a breath of fresh air in that way? +2010-07-16.txt:21:56:07: <cheater99> Santa's hand crept a little higher on the little girl's thigh. His touch was light but insistent as his fingers stroked her smooth skin just an inch below the hem of her short skirt. Penny held her breath, hardly able to believe that this happening. Surely Father Christmas wasn't suppose to do things like that. She watched mesmerized as Santa's hand moved slowly but surely upwards. His hand was under her skirt now, caressing and stro +2010-07-24.txt:02:33:46: <Sgeo> I don't want to breath unhealthy air if the place affords no protection +2010-07-30.txt:16:11:29: <alise> "another breathtaking movie" +2010-08-02.txt:23:11:03: <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +2010-08-02.txt:23:16:33: <alise> `addquote <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +2010-08-02.txt:23:16:42: <HackEgo> 204|<pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +2010-08-02.txt:23:21:50: <HackEgo> 204|<pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +2010-08-07.txt:02:51:39: <Sgeo> "there's already a design for replacement red blood cells that are so much more efficient that if you replaced your red blood cells with them, you could hold your breath for four hours. We just can't build them. Yet." +2010-08-13.txt:18:11:58: * Sgeo_ can barely breathe from laughing +2010-08-15.txt:02:26:24: <alise> The winter wolf cub breathes frost!--More-- +2010-08-15.txt:02:26:29: <ais523> breath attacks +2010-08-15.txt:19:22:50: <alise> Flags: poison resistance, acid resistance, sleep resistance, petrification resistance, nolimbs, acid, mindless, amorphous, breathless, nohead, noeyes, nohands, neuter, wander +2010-08-15.txt:22:24:02: <alise> You are laden with moisture and can barely breathe! +2010-08-26.txt:21:08:43: <Sgeo> Phantom_Hoover_, so was mind. Busy making me breathe, my heart beat, etc. Doesn't mean I can't tell... +2010-08-31.txt:21:10:06: <alise> Yeah -- I bet he likes food, and breathing too. +2010-09-04.txt:20:12:27: <alise> <Sgeo> WHY ARE THE WALLS BREATHING I BLAME WHOEVER DEVELOPS ACTIVEWORLDS +2010-09-05.txt:05:47:13: * pikhq wants to breath again dammi +2010-09-05.txt:05:47:49: <oerjan> breathing is _so_ last millennium +2010-09-12.txt:19:14:29: <alise> Sgeo: breathing +2010-09-12.txt:19:17:22: <Sgeo> alise forgot to breathe +2010-09-16.txt:22:03:55: <pikhq> Oh, yeah, and just about any moron with the ability to breath can get a bunch of credit cards. Still. +2010-09-17.txt:02:52:47: * Sgeo|PM curses under his breath +2010-09-22.txt:06:25:34: <Sgeo> Gregor, don't forget to breathe +2010-09-24.txt:21:37:35: <Vorpal> Sgeo, what I would do when I opened it, would be to keep a vacuum cleaner running some 20 cm away or such, then use compressed air on the components. I would not want to breath that stuff in, and the vacuum cleaner a bit back should take care of that +2010-09-24.txt:21:40:29: <Vorpal> Sgeo, even without saliva, air breathed out is rather wet +2010-09-26.txt:21:58:52: * Phantom_Hoover breathes a sigh of relief. +2010-09-30.txt:03:03:38: <pikhq> Even if you couldn't make it support complex life directly (probably couldn't do this), it *would* be nice to make it easy to go from Martian air to breathable air. +2010-09-30.txt:03:04:30: <Ilari> That's longer term project... The minimal pressure one can generate long-term breathable atmosphere with is something like 1/3 bar. +2010-10-01.txt:18:13:58: <Gregor> I guess you can just breathe in and out while using your chest as a percussive instrument. +2010-10-05.txt:16:40:47: <yorick> alise: I haven't tried breathing with my nose closed yet :/ +2010-10-06.txt:11:38:43: <quintopia> i want to believe the reason xkcd has been sucking more than usual lately is that he's been spending most of his time working on this map...but given how much free time he must have, I'm not holding my breath. +2010-10-07.txt:14:51:22: <alise> the sort of half-nose, half-above-mouth outwards sharp release of breath +2010-10-17.txt:01:27:57: <pikhq> Mathnerd314: Sleeping is somewhat difficult when you have difficulty breathing. +2010-10-19.txt:07:10:07: <catseye> yeah never do anything that has been done. breathing is RIGHT OUT +2010-10-24.txt:05:07:25: <Gregor> I've had three almost-deaths now *breathes heavily* +2010-10-26.txt:00:50:14: * catseye takes deep breath and holds nose +2010-10-29.txt:00:29:48: <Sgeo> I live and breath learning +2010-10-30.txt:02:30:02: <Sgeo> pikhq, we were taught that rescue breaths are good if you're comfortable/have a face mask, but compressions are the priority +2010-10-30.txt:02:30:29: <Sgeo> And it's ok to do compressions without the rescue breaths +2010-11-02.txt:00:33:03: * Gregor gasps for breath +2010-11-02.txt:00:35:19: <Gregor> pikhq: I'm gasping for breath because I'm playing a melodica :P +2010-11-02.txt:02:37:45: * Sgeo breathes +2010-11-02.txt:06:25:43: <elliott> Sgeo_: It isn't, but I'm now breathing and blinking manually. +2010-11-02.txt:09:39:16: <elliott> evincar: he can't breathe properly +2010-11-03.txt:23:17:26: <Gregor> "Sources confirmed that while searching for a fertile female politician with whom to repopulate Congress, DeFazio discovered the body of a still-breathing Christine O'Donnell and crushed her neck with the heel of his shoe." +2010-11-05.txt:06:03:15: * elliott breathes in +2010-11-28.txt:10:17:09: <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, now my breath is fogging indoors. +2010-11-28.txt:23:31:44: <Sgeo> Even more than the knowledge that just because someone said "You are now breathing manually", doesn't mean that when you forget, you are going to die? +2010-12-02.txt:06:42:08: <Gregor> MIDI breath controllers: Too - damned - expensive. +2010-12-07.txt:00:44:03: * Sgeo holds his breath and opens IE +2010-12-07.txt:20:12:59: <Slereah> `swedish The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him, and even the fleas would desert him for a velocipede. He is so spirtless and cowardly that even while his exposed teeth are pretending a threat, the rest of his face is apologizing for it. And he is so homely! -so scrawny, and +2010-12-16.txt:23:30:19: <elliott> If the server goes down you could just breathe into his face until he wakes up. +2010-12-17.txt:00:26:13: <elliott> ineiros: He just wants to watch you sleep so that if the server goes down, he can breathe in your face until you wake up to fix it. +2010-12-27.txt:13:58:10: * Sgeo__ breathes +2010-12-27.txt:15:20:18: <Sgeo__> I need to breathe +2010-12-29.txt:17:08:15: <oerjan> elliott waiting with baited breath +2010-12-30.txt:22:08:44: <hagb4rd> so breathing works fine..last but not least +2011-01-02.txt:15:55:35: <elliott> Both are required breathing for continued existence. +2011-01-06.txt:04:03:42: <Sgeo_> Including automatic rests for breathing as needed +2011-01-06.txt:04:06:26: <Vorpal> Sgeo_, no breathing rests required. Even when going from bottom to top of map +2011-01-06.txt:04:06:58: <Sgeo_> Awwww, I wanted to build breathing rests +2011-01-06.txt:17:35:08: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: Sgeo regularly checks with his dad if it's OK to keep breathing. +2011-01-07.txt:01:33:35: <elliott> breathes and shits +2011-01-08.txt:00:19:14: <elliott> and if you want to breathe but float, you could hack some air blocks' source +2011-01-10.txt:21:05:23: <j-invariant> it's not just breath first generate all programs? +2011-01-10.txt:22:39:41: <Sgeo_> elliott, Randall Munroe likes breathing. +2011-01-10.txt:22:39:52: <elliott> Sgeo_: Breathing is kind of a pain. +2011-01-10.txt:22:40:12: <oerjan> elliott: not breathing even more so +2011-01-11.txt:00:29:03: <ehurd> OTHER THINGS ZZO38 LIKES: BREATHING +2011-01-15.txt:16:35:44: <pikhq> You can get into them if you are capable of breathing, just about, and their degrees have similar value to a high school diploma. +2011-01-15.txt:18:13:44: <oerjan> Sgeo: next, breathing! +2011-01-15.txt:23:17:56: <elliott> Sgeo: Breatharianism? +2011-01-15.txt:23:18:14: <fizzie> A real-life breatharianist would be the awesome. +2011-01-15.txt:23:22:13: <Vorpal> <fizzie> A real-life breatharianist would be the awesome. <-- what do they believe? +2011-01-15.txt:23:24:13: <fizzie> Vorpal: That you can survive without eating; the justifications vary, sometimes you get things from the air by breathing, other times from the sunlight. +2011-01-15.txt:23:24:52: <fizzie> Vorpal: One of 'em took the Randi test, and was found sneaking into McDonald's around 04am, IIRC. But he said he just went there to breath in the nutrients. +2011-01-15.txt:23:26:58: <elliott> fizzie: But yeah, another famous breatharianist has been found ordering meals on planes and such. +2011-01-24.txt:21:08:14: <andrew12> Breathe, man, breathe! +2011-01-28.txt:17:29:01: <Sgeo> I was _so excited_, then "Best of all, each breath (or ‘whaf’) contains hardly any calories — so you can have as much as you like without gaining weight. +2011-01-29.txt:07:33:10: <pikhq> But generally limited by things like the decay of the waveform in a string instrument, or a human's breath, or such things. +2011-02-04.txt:19:37:57: <NotTheRealJabber> elliott, don't forget to breathe +2011-02-12.txt:02:18:27: <elliott> [[That could be because cellular automata date back to the 1950s, Aaronson says. "The impact of NKS on all the areas of computer science and physics I'm familiar with has been basically zero," he says. "As far as I can tell, the main impact is that people now sometimes use the adjective 'Wolframian' to describe breathtaking claims for the trivial or well-known." Davis offers a sunnier take: "The book has a lot of beautiful pictures."]] +2011-02-20.txt:23:55:54: <elliott> Addition of breathable oxygen to the atmosphere." +2011-02-25.txt:17:03:26: <pikhq> elliott: They're all nutcases. Paul is a breath of fresh air merely for having internally consistent views. +2011-03-21.txt:15:31:05: <ais523> and use it to hold their breath for several minutes at a time +2011-03-28.txt:20:31:56: <Gregor> *breathes* +2011-04-01.txt:19:32:45: * Gregor spends a moment breathing :P +2011-04-05.txt:22:21:08: <elliott> "oops, sorry, i breathed on you" +2011-04-14.txt:03:45:13: <elliott> http://www.taoeffect.com/blog/2010/01/how-newlisp-took-my-breath-and-syntax-away/ +2011-04-17.txt:04:12:25: <quintopia> maybe someday someone will make a non-alcoholic beer that tastes good but i'm not holding my breath +2011-04-17.txt:21:16:56: <elliott> As long as your latest account doesn't default on its lone, you can breathe. +2011-04-23.txt:12:17:03: <Phantom_Hoover> IDIOT OF THE WEEK: "This question occured to me while watching an episode of Star Trek: Voyager. How did they ever find out that you can't breathe in space? How did they find out what happens?" +2011-05-03.txt:23:48:55: <elliott> Everything that can breathe can interpret Deadfish. +2011-05-04.txt:01:17:37: <elliott> will e die of not being able to breathe because e is buried under a mound of eir own excrement, or some other cause, first? +2011-05-04.txt:01:19:30: <elliott> it's plausible that you might be unable to breathe properly because of the sheer stench before you're buried in it, I suppose +2011-05-04.txt:01:23:47: <elliott> so i guess the only way you'd plausibly die of it is if the stench made it impossible to breathe properly... +2011-05-15.txt:04:31:23: <elliott_> monqy: http://www.breatharian.com/breatharians.html +2011-05-15.txt:04:33:39: <elliott_> Question: If you are a true Breatharian why did you recommend a diet of diet coke and McDonald�s double-quarter-pounder with cheese meal? +2011-05-15.txt:04:39:41: <monqy> http://www.breatharian.com/brightstar.html the science article +2011-05-15.txt:04:42:38: <elliott_> and that he thus recommends it as occasional food for beginning breatharians.[27] He then goes on to reveal that Diet Coke is "liquid light".[27] Prospective disciples are asked after some time following the junk food/magic word preparation to revisit his website in order to test if they can feel the magic.[25] +2011-05-26.txt:19:33:42: <Phantom_Hoover> OK my breath is fogging up. +2011-06-10.txt:21:46:27: <Phantom_Hoover> Although when the heating is off my breath has fogged indoors in May. +2011-06-12.txt:22:18:10: * Sgeo breathes deeply as he goes to figure out who to send an email to +2011-06-21.txt:21:15:00: <elliott> "Last week I had a heart attack. As I sat in the emergency room gasping for breath the question of religion came up. I answered without thinking "atheist". The admissions nurse grinned, and told me that that was the first time in 20 years anyone had given that answer." +2011-06-23.txt:10:19:19: <elliott> i would have bought the hero of breath hoodie if it had the stupidly long hood :) +2011-06-30.txt:06:33:45: <VanillaIsotope> Especially after doing the breath of fire +2011-07-01.txt:01:33:56: <CakeProphet> I like breathing oxygen. +2011-07-14.txt:01:55:27: <oklopol> you can just breathe through it or slightly tilt your head +2011-07-16.txt:15:50:32: <Phantom_Hoover> Have I mentioned that my breath fogged up in mid-morning in May inside my house. +2011-07-20.txt:20:24:52: <Taneb> And if Malbolge makes programming like breathing, ask the nurse for more oxygen. +2011-07-25.txt:05:52:10: <Sgeo_> I exhale, put my head underwater, and take a few deep breaths +2011-07-25.txt:21:40:53: <elliott> sometimes I wonder how Stanislav breathes without laughing +2011-07-29.txt:02:20:27: <oerjan> <elliott_ under breath> (jerk) +2011-08-11.txt:19:19:53: <CakeProphet> take a few deep breaths. +2011-08-15.txt:03:50:59: <Sgeo> Big, big deep breath. Deep down inside you there is a submarine. It has a tongue. Exhale." +2011-08-29.txt:20:49:31: <Phantom_Hoover> I have mentioned that my breath mists indoors in May, right? +2011-09-04.txt:11:32:58: <CakeProphet> I remember having trouble with the semicolon, since my first language was Python. But since it's become like breathing. +2011-09-08.txt:09:49:55: <CakeProphet> elliott: and then breathing automatically invokes a placebo effect of whatever desired. +2011-09-12.txt:17:18:10: <fizzie> I think it's CRYSTAL ALIGNMENT okay to be off-topic GEOMANTIC VIBRATIONS as long as we CHANNELING THETANS add suitable on-topic DOWSING BREATHARIAN words in-between. +2011-09-15.txt:19:57:12: <elliott> Deewiant: oh well that's like before i even remember breathing. +2011-09-17.txt:08:37:32: <itidus21> short of breath +2011-09-21.txt:09:42:55: <CakeProphet> May noted that at top speed the engine consumes 45,000 litres (9,900 imp gal) of air per minute (as much as a human breathes in four days). +2011-09-22.txt:06:05:13: <elliott> you find you cannot breathe +2011-09-22.txt:06:39:58: <elliott> also everywhere is cat so every piece of matter is now furry and breathing and has a beating heart inside and ok you admit this is kind of gross +2011-09-22.txt:20:16:57: <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, because I'm very sure you can't have a breathable atmosphere with only 1/6G to hold it down. +2011-09-22.txt:20:17:15: <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: terraforming has nothing to do with breathable atmosphere, right? +2011-09-29.txt:18:03:26: <elliott__> "Aye it aw has tae be managed otherwise we will end up in a traffic jam and no able tae breathe when we gang oot frae a drink. If you live in Leith you get an added bonus all your air will be poisioned twice wance by the polluting cars and lorries and a nuder time by the biodiversity Power Station thats before Seafield get going tae skin you oot. A nice wee haaar in January for aboot 5 days and there will have tae mass evacuations from your £250k+ fl +2011-10-01.txt:14:11:06: <CakeProphet> Crowding of teeth is recognized as an affliction that stems in part from a modern western lifestyle.[citation needed] It is unknown whether it is due to the consistency of western diets,[citation needed] a result of mouthbreathing;[citation needed] or the result of an early loss of deciduous (milk, baby) teeth[citation needed] due to decay. +2011-10-01.txt:14:11:22: <CakeProphet> how does mouthbreathing make your teeth crowded. +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.19740 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2011-04-19.txt:18:35:15: <elliott> <crystal-cola> the poeple in #python nput me off of python +2011-04-19.txt:18:35:19: <elliott> <crystal-cola> annoyed +2011-04-19.txt:18:35:22: <elliott> <crystal-cola> this channel sucks +2011-04-19.txt:18:35:30: <elliott> <crystal-cola> people are naturally horrible to each other +2011-04-20.txt:17:12:26: <crystal-cola> baez interview yudkowski +2011-04-20.txt:17:13:21: <crystal-cola> elliott +2011-04-20.txt:17:13:30: <crystal-cola> did you read it +2011-04-20.txt:17:14:02: <crystal-cola> baez asks some interesting questions and yudkowski says "I'm writing a book" +2011-04-20.txt:17:14:21: <crystal-cola> http://johncarlosbaez.wordpress.com/2011/03/07/this-weeks-finds-week-311/ +2011-04-20.txt:17:15:23: <crystal-cola> two parts so far but more to come +2011-04-20.txt:17:15:55: <crystal-cola> why is there no transhumanism IRC +2011-04-20.txt:17:21:23: <crystal-cola> whats up +2011-04-20.txt:17:22:00: <crystal-cola> say something interesting +2011-04-20.txt:17:23:25: <crystal-cola> HRUPHRG +2011-04-20.txt:17:24:00: <crystal-cola> this isn't internet relay programming +2011-04-20.txt:17:30:49: <crystal-cola> ;/ +2011-04-20.txt:17:32:03: <crystal-cola> elliott: what's the right thing to do ? +2011-04-20.txt:17:32:25: <crystal-cola> some people think everyone should have fun +2011-04-20.txt:17:39:05: <crystal-cola> so what is the conclusion +2011-04-20.txt:17:39:19: <crystal-cola> I want answers +2011-04-20.txt:17:41:40: <crystal-cola> science is based on the unjustifiable assumption that the world conforms to logic +2011-04-20.txt:17:42:25: <crystal-cola> what wave +2011-04-20.txt:17:42:39: <crystal-cola> I dont know what you mean +2011-04-20.txt:17:43:27: <crystal-cola> bisexual is sexist +2011-04-20.txt:17:44:51: <crystal-cola> bisexuality = mysogeny +2011-04-20.txt:17:46:21: <Gregor> <crystal-cola> bisexuality = mysogeny // lol, I'd love to hear the logic behind this X-D +2011-04-20.txt:17:47:52: <crystal-cola> oklopol: Nothing is more demeaning to a women than a ``bisexual'' mans distaste and fundamental non-acceptance of her femininity +2011-04-20.txt:17:48:05: <crystal-cola> it is akin to spousal abuse +2011-04-20.txt:17:48:12: <crystal-cola> at a psychosexual level +2011-04-20.txt:17:48:30: <crystal-cola> see here http://www.mit.edu/~thistle/v9/9.06/4bisexuality.html +2011-04-20.txt:17:48:33: <crystal-cola> bisexuality and feminism +2011-04-20.txt:17:49:02: <crystal-cola> of course I didn't use logic +2011-04-20.txt:17:49:40: <crystal-cola> I don't try to force the false ideals of logic onto everythingg +2011-04-20.txt:17:50:01: <crystal-cola> Gregor: yes but if you read it you'd see that she's completely wrong +2011-04-20.txt:17:50:57: <crystal-cola> There is no reason to use logical or rational thought, the only justification for doing so is because you enjoy it +2011-04-20.txt:17:51:54: <crystal-cola> elliott: Assuming logic is true, then since you used logic your argument is false +2011-04-20.txt:17:52:38: <crystal-cola> I have presented a definitive ``illogical'' refutation of your argument +2011-04-20.txt:17:53:17: <crystal-cola> you're assuming that true = false, that's not provable +2011-04-20.txt:17:53:34: <crystal-cola> So you agree with me +2011-04-20.txt:17:55:12: <crystal-cola> As Ayn Rand said, +2011-04-20.txt:17:56:20: <crystal-cola> bbl +2011-04-20.txt:18:06:59: <crystal-cola> elliott: she said that the universe defines order, so there is no such thing as an unordered universe +2011-04-20.txt:18:08:22: <crystal-cola> why is it meaningless? +2011-04-20.txt:18:09:55: <crystal-cola> "The fake philosophical terminology of mathematical logic has misled philosophers into believing that mathematical logic deals with the truth in the philosophical sense. But this is a mistake. Mathematical logic deals not with the truth, but with the game of truth." - Rota +2011-04-20.txt:18:13:48: <crystal-cola> I don't think it's meaningless. The point is that if you exist in some universe then "order" is whatever you perceive +2011-04-20.txt:18:18:38: <crystal-cola> :/ +2011-04-20.txt:18:21:27: <crystal-cola> hello +2011-04-20.txt:18:24:54: <crystal-cola> Underwater creatures +2011-04-20.txt:18:25:15: <crystal-cola> elliott: why aren't you more interesting +2011-04-20.txt:18:25:24: <crystal-cola> all you say is what im bored +2011-04-20.txt:18:25:45: <crystal-cola> you star +2011-04-20.txt:18:25:46: <crystal-cola> t +2011-04-20.txt:18:26:01: <crystal-cola> forth is boring +2011-04-20.txt:18:42:05: <crystal-cola> hello +2011-04-20.txt:20:17:25: <crystal-cola> These individuals are just as emotionally driven and biased as the rest of us, but they're able to generate more and better reasons to explain why they're right—and so their minds become harder to change. +2011-04-20.txt:20:18:10: <crystal-cola> what do you want +2011-04-20.txt:20:20:34: <crystal-cola> Top epidemiologist Jim Carrey claims that vaccinations are causing autism +2011-04-20.txt:20:21:40: <Phantom_Hoover> 20:20:34: <crystal-cola> Top epidemiologist Jim Carrey claims that vaccinations are causing autism +2011-04-20.txt:21:28:59: <crystal-cola> uh +2011-04-20.txt:21:29:00: <crystal-cola> how is that J +2011-04-20.txt:21:31:29: <crystal-cola> you can but.... Y would you? +2011-04-20.txt:21:31:50: <crystal-cola> haskell doesn't need Y combinators, U is enough due to lazyness +2011-04-20.txt:21:31:59: <crystal-cola> fixed point combinators other than Y +2011-04-20.txt:21:35:17: <crystal-cola> not the one I learned in SICP +2011-04-20.txt:21:35:28: <crystal-cola> Y NOT? +2011-04-20.txt:21:37:04: <crystal-cola> lol +2011-04-20.txt:21:38:05: <crystal-cola> The sad thing is most programmers are already ultrafinitists +2011-04-20.txt:21:38:25: <crystal-cola> using languages that dont admit infinite lists and such +2011-04-20.txt:21:40:54: <crystal-cola> rapido: it's the same as all the other diagonalization arguments +2011-04-20.txt:21:48:01: <crystal-cola> If e : N -> (N -> N) is an evaluator and for every function f : N -> N suppose there was a code c : N such that e c = f then let f n = e n n + 1 and x be the code for f then f x = e x x + 1 = f x + 1 +2011-04-20.txt:21:48:05: <crystal-cola> therefore 0 = 1 +2011-04-20.txt:21:48:40: <crystal-cola> this is standard diagonalization argument like Turin +2011-04-20.txt:21:48:42: <crystal-cola> g +2011-04-20.txt:21:50:26: <crystal-cola> I guess mathematical proof is not enough to convince you +2011-04-20.txt:21:51:26: <crystal-cola> exponentiation isn't total +2011-04-20.txt:21:52:12: <crystal-cola> it grows too fast +2011-04-20.txt:21:52:25: <crystal-cola> there is no evidece that numbers bigger than 1000000000000 can be exponentiated +2011-04-20.txt:21:53:04: <crystal-cola> logic is relevant to this actually +2011-04-20.txt:21:53:17: <crystal-cola> using logic one finds evidence that exponentiation is different +2011-04-20.txt:21:53:52: <crystal-cola> There is no reason anything should be justified +2011-04-20.txt:21:56:07: <crystal-cola> yeah +2011-04-21.txt:11:33:15: <crystal-cola> multiparadigm programming has failed. +2011-04-21.txt:11:33:22: <crystal-cola> Internet chatrooms are virtual meeting places where attitudes are shared, strengthened and validated. In some channels, hackers of hate can sow misinformation about the plight of programmers elsewhere. In our communities, groups and organisations led by young, dynamic innovators promote separatism by encouraging programmers to define themselves solely in terms of their language. +2011-04-21.txt:11:35:36: <crystal-cola> So, let me end with this. This terrorism is completely indiscriminate and has been thrust upon us. It cannot be ignored or contained; we have to confront it with confidence – confront the ideology that drives it by defeating the ideas that warp so many young minds at their root, and confront the issues of identity that sustain it by standing for a much broader and generous vision of programmers in our servers. +2011-04-21.txt:11:36:26: <crystal-cola> Now, none of this will be easy. We will need stamina, patience and SICP, and it won’t happen at all if we act alone. This ideology crosses not just our continent but all continents, and we are all in this together. At stake are not just algorithms, it is our way of expressing algorithms. That is why this is a challenge we cannot avoid; it is one we must rise to and overcome. Thank you. +2011-04-21.txt:11:44:33: <crystal-cola> elliott: Une société qui s’écroule, une économie qui régresse, des appels à toujours plus de contrôles politiques pour juguler ce déclin, la situation actuelle a un goût de déjà -vu. Bien sûr on pense à la crise 1929. Mais c’est en fait à un livre - et désormais un film - qu’il est fait référence ici. Il s’agit d’Atlas Shrugged (la révolte d'Atlas) de la philosophe russo-américaine Ayn Rand, publié en 1957. Ce +2011-04-21.txt:11:52:58: <crystal-cola> Gauss shaves both himself and Bertrand Russell. +2011-04-21.txt:11:53:58: <crystal-cola> For Gauss, correlation implies causation. +2011-04-21.txt:11:54:34: <crystal-cola> Gauss can trisect an angle with a straightedge and compass. +2011-04-21.txt:11:57:38: <crystal-cola> A Malament–Hogarth (M-H) spacetime, named after David B. Malament and Mark Hogarth, is a relativistic spacetime that possesses the following property: there exists a worldline λ and an event p such that all events along λ are a finite interval in the past of p, but the proper time along λ is infinite +2011-04-21.txt:11:57:51: <crystal-cola> The significance of M-H spacetimes is that they allow for the implementation of certain non-Turing computable tasks (hypercomputation). The idea is for an observer at some event in p's past to set a computer (Turing machine) to work on some task and then have the Turing machine travel on λ, computing for all eternity. Since λ lies in p's past, the Turing machine can signal (a solution) to p at any stage of this never-ending task. Meanwhi +2011-04-21.txt:11:57:58: <crystal-cola> The set-up can be used to decide the halting problem +2011-04-21.txt:11:59:39: <crystal-cola> ? +2011-04-21.txt:12:01:57: <crystal-cola> I wonder if you guys are being boring on purpose to make me go away +2011-04-21.txt:12:03:28: <crystal-cola> idk I was trying to raise some topic for discussion +2011-04-21.txt:12:06:11: <crystal-cola> lol +2011-04-21.txt:12:06:21: <crystal-cola> I thought you were really into Ayn Rand +2011-04-21.txt:14:37:03: <crystal-cola> okay I am putting hoover on igonre +2011-04-21.txt:14:37:54: <crystal-cola> the reason people say ayn rand is so rubbish is because they are scared of her ideas taking hold +2011-04-21.txt:14:39:26: <crystal-cola> no +2011-04-21.txt:14:42:58: <crystal-cola> misogeny +2011-04-21.txt:14:43:18: <crystal-cola> that's a sexist spelling +2011-04-21.txt:14:43:37: <crystal-cola> mysogeny +2011-04-21.txt:14:43:46: <crystal-cola> wymen +2011-04-21.txt:14:43:47: <crystal-cola> etc. +2011-04-21.txt:14:45:04: <crystal-cola> See Miller, Casey, Swift - The Handbook of Non-Sexist Language +2011-04-21.txt:14:46:14: <oklopol> "<crystal-cola> oklopol: Nothing is more demeaning to a women than a ``bisexual'' mans distaste and fundamental non-acceptance of her femininity" +2011-04-21.txt:14:47:07: <Sgeo__> 10:30:43 <crystal-cola> see here http://www.mit.edu/~thistle/v9/9.06/4bisexuality.html +2011-04-21.txt:14:48:02: <crystal-cola> lol +2011-04-21.txt:14:48:14: <crystal-cola> elliott: good point +2011-04-21.txt:14:50:39: <crystal-cola> it's subjective +2011-04-21.txt:14:51:01: <crystal-cola> gynder +2011-04-21.txt:14:53:52: <crystal-cola> hitler is a fictional person +2011-04-21.txt:14:53:54: <crystal-cola> he never existed +2011-04-21.txt:14:59:54: <crystal-cola> im wondering if hoover is gonna stop being a dick? +2011-04-21.txt:15:00:28: <crystal-cola> elliott: he was being to me +2011-04-21.txt:15:00:47: <crystal-cola> oh now you are being a dick too +2011-04-21.txt:15:01:16: <crystal-cola> shouldn't have brought it up, ill just put him back on ignore and leave it +2011-04-21.txt:15:01:39: <crystal-cola> you said that being a dick to me is not being a dick +2011-04-21.txt:15:01:48: <crystal-cola> that's how I interpreted it +2011-04-21.txt:15:02:26: <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' +2011-04-21.txt:15:02:44: <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +2011-04-21.txt:15:03:03: <crystal-cola> answer what? +2011-04-21.txt:15:03:27: <elliott> `addquote <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +2011-04-21.txt:15:03:28: <HackEgo> 374) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +2011-04-21.txt:15:03:30: <oklopol> "<crystal-cola> oklopol: Nothing is more demeaning to a women than a ``bisexual'' mans distaste and fundamental non-acceptance of her femininity" <<< can you translate this to a language? +2011-04-21.txt:15:03:53: <crystal-cola> oklopol: it's (blatantly) bullshit +2011-04-21.txt:15:04:52: <crystal-cola> what is what? +2011-04-21.txt:15:05:07: <crystal-cola> the quote oklopol pasted +2011-04-21.txt:15:05:32: <crystal-cola> it's just a bunch of garbage some idiot came up with to try to justify a false viewpoint they were entertaining +2011-04-21.txt:15:06:35: <crystal-cola> what do you mean by "a language?"? +2011-04-21.txt:15:07:09: <crystal-cola> I don't think there's any meaning there +2011-04-21.txt:15:08:00: <crystal-cola> you can obviously try to invent some yourself - that's the main reason people say stuff that doesn't mean anything +2011-04-21.txt:15:11:08: <crystal-cola> A starting point might be to speak in abstract syntax rather than text +2011-04-21.txt:15:15:35: <crystal-cola> so any good projects on the go? +2011-04-21.txt:15:15:54: <crystal-cola> like what +2011-04-21.txt:15:16:02: <crystal-cola> I learned a bit about algebraic topology +2011-04-21.txt:15:16:21: <crystal-cola> what does the number of bytes mean? +2011-04-21.txt:15:16:49: <crystal-cola> oh that's cool +2011-04-21.txt:15:17:27: <crystal-cola> I don't know the terminology about automatons +2011-04-21.txt:15:19:18: <crystal-cola> it seems like a good idea but the proofs are horrible +2011-04-21.txt:15:19:26: <crystal-cola> I think it's because the book I looked at sucks +2011-04-21.txt:15:19:59: <crystal-cola> I don't know what you mean? I typed out a bunch of shit then deleted it +2011-04-21.txt:15:20:28: <crystal-cola> it's useless +2011-04-21.txt:15:20:39: <crystal-cola> I learned about cones and direct limits though +2011-04-21.txt:15:21:16: <crystal-cola> you should put lots of old code you've written up on the web +2011-04-21.txt:15:23:03: <crystal-cola> oklopol: so there is a characterization for linear ones already? +2011-04-21.txt:15:23:34: <crystal-cola> wwhat sort of description is it? +2011-04-21.txt:15:24:51: <crystal-cola> did you write a paper on it? +2011-04-21.txt:15:26:01: <crystal-cola> okay +2011-04-21.txt:15:27:20: <crystal-cola> wow +2011-04-21.txt:15:28:28: <crystal-cola> Wow a complexity class that isn't mentioned on complexity zoo +2011-04-21.txt:15:29:05: <crystal-cola> What is FNFA? +2011-04-21.txt:15:30:59: <crystal-cola> why are they equivalent? +2011-04-21.txt:15:31:29: <crystal-cola> ok +2011-04-21.txt:15:34:21: <crystal-cola> it must feel good proving a theorem nobody proved before +2011-04-21.txt:15:36:08: <crystal-cola> that reminds me ... I wonder if Knuths new book is good +2011-04-21.txt:15:36:19: <crystal-cola> it sounded kind of interesting +2011-04-21.txt:15:45:19: <crystal-cola> ###wwww### +2011-04-21.txt:15:45:24: <crystal-cola> # wwww # +2011-04-21.txt:15:45:25: <crystal-cola> # wwww # +2011-04-21.txt:15:45:27: <crystal-cola> ###wwww### +2011-04-21.txt:15:45:33: <crystal-cola> # is dirt and w is water +2011-04-21.txt:15:45:41: <crystal-cola> oh the last line should have been ########## +2011-04-21.txt:15:45:49: <crystal-cola> you can build a house like that +2011-04-21.txt:15:46:06: <crystal-cola> GUYS +2011-04-21.txt:15:46:08: <crystal-cola> GUYS +2011-04-21.txt:15:46:36: <crystal-cola> you can build an under-lake house +2011-04-21.txt:15:50:41: <crystal-cola> arrows are dangeous +2011-04-21.txt:15:51:14: <crystal-cola> oklopol: listen if you get hit by arrows you can die +2011-04-21.txt:15:52:13: <crystal-cola> raining in minecraft?? +2011-04-21.txt:15:52:39: <crystal-cola> I was upset when they stopped wood from burning infinitely +2011-04-21.txt:15:52:49: <crystal-cola> because that was a great party zone for free bacon +2011-04-21.txt:15:53:33: <crystal-cola> u'u +2011-04-21.txt:15:53:34: <crystal-cola> lol +2011-04-21.txt:15:54:36: <crystal-cola> URGH +2011-04-21.txt:15:54:41: <crystal-cola> how do I turn off "Acheivement get!" +2011-04-21.txt:15:55:19: <crystal-cola> I hate it +2011-04-21.txt:15:55:31: <crystal-cola> not me :/ +2011-04-21.txt:16:25:29: <crystal-cola> it's true and disappointing +2011-04-21.txt:16:25:57: <crystal-cola> internet had potential to be so good +2011-04-21.txt:16:26:17: <crystal-cola> now it's all just "download transformes II and mean girls" holywood movies +2011-04-21.txt:16:27:54: <crystal-cola> why isn't there a website (or whatever) for people that want to learn stuff? +2011-04-21.txt:16:28:16: <crystal-cola> if I want to learn quantum mechanics (for example) why can't I find a group of people that also want to? Using the internet +2011-04-21.txt:16:48:02: <crystal-cola> ugh why are people so stupid +2011-04-21.txt:16:48:06: <crystal-cola> everything is extremely simple +2011-04-21.txt:16:48:34: <crystal-cola> this guy is asking how to prove a theorem that he doesn't even know how to state +2011-04-21.txt:16:48:42: <crystal-cola> maybe that's why you can prove it ..? +2011-04-21.txt:18:08:50: <crystal-cola> ##categorytheory - most boring channel ever +2011-04-21.txt:18:14:30: <crystal-cola> im watching this guys videos about how angles and stuff are wrong +2011-04-21.txt:18:14:51: <crystal-cola> http://web.maths.unsw.edu.au/~norman/views2.htm +2011-04-21.txt:18:15:55: <crystal-cola> heh +2011-04-21.txt:18:16:18: <crystal-cola> yeah anti-axiomatics is kind of a cool view +2011-04-21.txt:18:17:28: <crystal-cola> every does math based on axioms, or at least they think they are doing so +2011-04-21.txt:18:18:18: <crystal-cola> hehe +2011-04-21.txt:18:19:59: <crystal-cola> he has some good points abuot angles +2011-04-21.txt:18:20:09: <crystal-cola> you can basically do trigonometry without calculus +2011-04-21.txt:18:20:14: <crystal-cola> so why not do that? +2011-04-21.txt:18:21:28: <crystal-cola> I mean normal things like angles and trigonometry can only be rigorously done in terms of calculus +2011-04-21.txt:18:21:41: <crystal-cola> but you usally learn these things before learning enough calculus to justify them +2011-04-21.txt:18:22:00: <crystal-cola> so if you are going to do trigonometry at all why do it in that way? Since there is an easier way +2011-04-21.txt:18:22:12: <crystal-cola> one that isn't founded on more advanced mathematics +2011-04-21.txt:18:22:38: <crystal-cola> both can be made completely rigorous +2011-04-21.txt:18:22:49: <crystal-cola> the only difference is how much work it takes +2011-04-21.txt:18:23:42: <oklopol> "<crystal-cola> you can basically do trigonometry without calculus" <<< because it's no fun +2011-04-21.txt:18:25:17: <crystal-cola> oklopol: ?? +2011-04-21.txt:18:26:40: <crystal-cola> what do you mean oklopol +2011-04-21.txt:18:26:56: <crystal-cola> 19:24 < oklopol> crystal-cola: another difference is you're not doing math, eventually you might disagree with someone. +2011-04-21.txt:18:27:05: <crystal-cola> are you talking about axiom-free mathematics? +2011-04-21.txt:18:27:30: <crystal-cola> people can disagree... if at least one of them is wrong +2011-04-21.txt:18:29:01: <crystal-cola> elliott: why do you always talk about finitism? +2011-04-21.txt:18:29:18: <crystal-cola> you always talk about it +2011-04-21.txt:18:29:26: <crystal-cola> yes you do +2011-04-21.txt:18:29:46: <crystal-cola> check the logs if you don't remember +2011-04-21.txt:18:30:30: <crystal-cola> elliott: You talk about finitism all the time, I wonder why because you're obviously not actually a finitist +2011-04-21.txt:18:30:39: <crystal-cola> elliott: Basically you're trolling. Why do you keep doing it? +2011-04-21.txt:18:31:23: <crystal-cola> 14:19:52 <elliott> I'm starting the Order of Ultrafinitist Programmers, we code exclusively in lookup tables +2011-04-21.txt:18:31:26: <crystal-cola> yesterday +2011-04-21.txt:18:31:34: <crystal-cola> You brought up finitism +2011-04-21.txt:18:31:46: <crystal-cola> elliott: because I proved you wrong? Okay +2011-04-21.txt:18:32:34: <crystal-cola> elliott: People are having a serious discussion about metamathematics. Stop telling me off for not doing anything wrong and trolling about finitism and just generally being an ass. +2011-04-21.txt:18:35:13: <crystal-cola> elliott: wrong +2011-04-21.txt:18:36:58: <crystal-cola> what +2011-04-21.txt:18:37:15: <crystal-cola> okay I'll /ignore you too +2011-04-21.txt:18:37:24: <crystal-cola> stops us arguing as a bonus +2011-04-21.txt:18:53:57: <crystal-cola> I never got introduced to anything rigorous in my math courses +2011-04-21.txt:18:54:19: <crystal-cola> which is fine, I am able to supply my own rigor +2011-04-21.txt:18:54:32: <crystal-cola> but I do think "normal" students cannot +2011-04-21.txt:18:56:00: <crystal-cola> oklopol: Nobody ever taught me what a function was +2011-04-21.txt:18:56:22: <crystal-cola> oklopol: I think you are very lucky to have been taught things properly - I am a sample of 1 but I don't think it's normal +2011-04-21.txt:19:01:56: <crystal-cola> that was weird +2011-04-21.txt:19:02:03: <crystal-cola> someone disagreed with me in #haskell and I didn't get banned +2011-04-21.txt:19:03:16: <crystal-cola> oklopol: yeah seriously I think you just go to an exceptionally good university +2011-04-21.txt:19:03:26: <crystal-cola> normally none of this stuff gets talked about +2011-04-21.txt:19:06:32: <crystal-cola> it doesn't really matter how math is taught +2011-04-21.txt:19:06:43: <crystal-cola> if you're smart you'll probably prove good theorems no matter what +2011-04-21.txt:19:13:34: <crystal-cola> category of finite sets +2011-04-21.txt:19:14:10: <crystal-cola> that definition of infinite set works without choice +2011-04-21.txt:19:15:56: <crystal-cola> anyway axiom-free mathematics is to just brush aside since axiomatization is "solved". Look at Eulers papers +2011-04-21.txt:19:20:01: <crystal-cola> "subsets of N" is a difficult notionn +2011-04-21.txt:19:20:27: <crystal-cola> consider permutations of N, is a subset of N just the first n elements of a permutation? +2011-04-21.txt:19:21:35: <crystal-cola> well even in the finite case it's awkward becuase of "wild" permutations +2011-04-21.txt:19:23:16: <crystal-cola> http://qchu.wordpress.com/2009/11/05/i-dont-trust-uncountable-sets/ +2011-04-21.txt:19:27:17: <crystal-cola> I guess one of the difficulties is, let S be a subset of N then consider the obvious bijection 1 -> first element of S, 2 -> second element, ... +2011-04-21.txt:19:27:32: <crystal-cola> almost all infinite sets S lead to functions that grow so fast... +2011-04-21.txt:19:27:44: <crystal-cola> much faster than busy beaver +2011-04-21.txt:19:28:16: <crystal-cola> fast growing functions are a bitch, ever studied logic? +2011-04-21.txt:19:28:52: <crystal-cola> they're just really difficult +2011-04-21.txt:19:29:09: <crystal-cola> the rate of growth of a function is the sort of thing you need stronger and stronger axioms to deal tih +2011-04-21.txt:19:29:12: <crystal-cola> with +2011-04-21.txt:19:29:43: <crystal-cola> like you can't prove ackermann terminates in weak logics.. you need something extra +2011-04-21.txt:19:29:52: <crystal-cola> and the same phenomenon happens all the time throughout +2011-04-21.txt:19:30:34: <crystal-cola> yeah that's true +2011-04-21.txt:19:30:50: <crystal-cola> I'm not saying I can prove false with this, I know it all works out fine in ZFC +2011-04-21.txt:19:33:05: <crystal-cola> hehe +2011-04-21.txt:19:34:11: <crystal-cola> it's non-trivial that they are independent +2011-04-21.txt:19:34:13: <crystal-cola> for a star +2011-04-21.txt:19:34:14: <crystal-cola> t +2011-04-21.txt:19:34:23: <crystal-cola> and their proof theoretic strength is also quite high +2011-04-21.txt:19:34:38: <crystal-cola> there is a lot up with them +2011-04-21.txt:19:35:55: <crystal-cola> well personally I ahve no trouble using them +2011-04-21.txt:19:36:16: <crystal-cola> I don't know about others, I wouldn't claim everyone else finds them hard but I wouldn't be surprised +2011-04-21.txt:19:36:23: <crystal-cola> people have trouble learning the axioms of group theory... +2011-04-21.txt:19:38:11: <crystal-cola> why is that confusing? +2011-04-21.txt:19:40:03: <crystal-cola> impomatic: int main(int argc, char** argv) +2011-04-21.txt:19:40:10: <crystal-cola> impomatic: and return EXIT_SUCCESS; +2011-04-21.txt:19:42:20: <crystal-cola> impomatic: I think you need to check if scanf worked +2011-04-21.txt:19:52:50: <crystal-cola> oklopol: that bit is weird, it's trivial to show that stuff corrrect... you just need a single non-constructive step (checking if a real number is zero or not) +2011-04-21.txt:19:53:02: <crystal-cola> for division +2011-04-21.txt:19:53:21: <crystal-cola> oklopol: so not sure what is meant by that paragraph.. +2011-04-21.txt:19:57:58: <crystal-cola> that's a subtle one +2011-04-21.txt:19:58:18: <crystal-cola> The computable reals are countable if you consider them as computter programs +2011-04-21.txt:19:58:26: <crystal-cola> but cantors diagonalization still works +2011-04-21.txt:19:58:37: <crystal-cola> so it all depends if you're "inside" or "outside" the theory +2011-04-21.txt:19:59:34: <crystal-cola> heh +2011-04-22.txt:12:48:48: <crystal-cola> marsh mallows are sugar and egg white +2011-04-22.txt:12:48:52: <crystal-cola> well +2011-04-22.txt:12:49:02: <crystal-cola> the stuff you buy in shops is probably synthesized from cow brains +2011-04-22.txt:12:49:10: <crystal-cola> but you can make them from sugar and egg white +2011-04-22.txt:13:50:45: <crystal-cola> show that x^15 + y^3 = 34^34 has no integer solutions +2011-04-22.txt:14:00:29: <crystal-cola> :D +2011-04-22.txt:14:01:01: <crystal-cola> wnat do you think of diophantine ? +2011-04-22.txt:14:12:20: <crystal-cola> Find all m,n such that 3^m - 2^n = +/- 1 +2011-04-22.txt:14:16:31: <crystal-cola> diophantine equations with unsigned chars +2011-04-22.txt:14:16:36: <crystal-cola> you can check every case +2011-04-22.txt:14:17:45: <crystal-cola> Sgeo: ... +2011-04-22.txt:14:19:02: <crystal-cola> Sgeo: I don't think that can be solved by elementry methods +2011-04-22.txt:14:20:31: <crystal-cola> x^n + y^n = z^n => xyz = 0 +2011-04-22.txt:14:22:06: <crystal-cola> haha that's clever +2011-04-22.txt:14:22:11: <crystal-cola> is is true for the negative n? +2011-04-22.txt:14:22:14: <crystal-cola> I don't konw about that +2011-04-22.txt:14:22:54: <crystal-cola> (yz)^n + (xz)^n = (xy)^n +2011-04-22.txt:14:23:17: <crystal-cola> okay what about n = -2 +2011-04-22.txt:14:23:20: <crystal-cola> and -1 +2011-04-22.txt:14:23:28: <crystal-cola> 1/x + 1/y = 1/z +2011-04-22.txt:14:23:33: <crystal-cola> 1/x^2 + 1/y^2 = 1/z^2 +2011-04-22.txt:14:23:47: <crystal-cola> I will ask the egyptians +2011-04-22.txt:14:27:54: <crystal-cola> How do you find all solutions? +2011-04-22.txt:14:49:34: <crystal-cola> hey check this out +2011-04-22.txt:14:49:52: <crystal-cola> a(1)=1;a(n+1)=2n+1-a(a(n-1)) +[too many lines; stopping]
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.19893 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,255 @@ +2008-02-16.txt:23:48:08: <Sgeo> Pseudo-TCL? +2008-02-16.txt:23:54:13: <Sgeo> What's the difference between ptl and tcl? +2009-10-27.txt:02:41:06: <Sgeo> Um, it had a program to easily create your own nightclub +2009-10-27.txt:02:48:18: <Sgeo> I can't remember the platform. Adobe Atmosphere? That unknown nightclub thingy? Flatland? +2010-05-16.txt:02:22:31: <pikhq> Sgeo_2: I'm saying I liked it better when it was called Tcl. +2010-08-27.txt:22:25:41: <Sgeo> TCL isn't an esolang? +2010-08-29.txt:16:10:40: <Sgeo> alise, FightClub is awesome +2010-08-29.txt:17:10:12: <Sgeo> Obviously, I'm faking all the FightClub stuff just to get alise into Crawl +2010-08-29.txt:19:46:43: <SgeoN2> Alise, ping me whenbyou request fightclub fights +2010-09-10.txt:22:30:09: <Sgeo> alise, I'm gonna play with FightClub +2010-09-17.txt:23:16:22: -!- Sgeo|FsckThatCli has joined #esoteric. +2010-09-17.txt:23:16:33: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> How much space do the logs take? +2010-09-17.txt:23:16:44: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> And what was the first Sgep message? +2010-09-17.txt:23:16:54: <Vorpal> Sgeo|FsckThatCli, 170 MB or such, >200 MB when importing it into the db +2010-09-17.txt:23:17:04: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Meh +2010-09-17.txt:23:17:15: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Maybe when my computer's working again, I'll play with it +2010-09-17.txt:23:20:25: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> I forgot the password for Sgeo +2010-09-17.txt:23:20:33: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> So had use Sgep +2010-09-17.txt:23:20:41: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Eventually remembered Sgeo's password, I think +2010-09-17.txt:23:20:56: <Vorpal> Sgeo|FsckThatCli, what was esoshell? +2010-09-17.txt:23:21:22: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> 15:37:23 <calamari> ihope: http://esoshell.kidsquid.com/ 15:37:45 <calamari> ihope: it allows you to use certain esoteric languages straight from your web browser +2010-09-17.txt:23:21:51: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Hmm, so I was on #esoteric before then +2010-09-17.txt:23:22:10: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> erm, I mean, Freenode +2010-09-17.txt:23:22:54: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> My first day: +2010-09-17.txt:23:23:10: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Harbringer of things to come? +2010-09-17.txt:23:23:11: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> 17:19:29 <Sgep> PESOIX? +2010-09-17.txt:23:23:41: <Vorpal> Sgeo|FsckThatCli, what was PESOIX? +2010-09-17.txt:23:23:52: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Inspiration for PSOX +2010-09-17.txt:23:24:13: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Story of the name PSOX: +2010-09-17.txt:23:24:18: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Increment PESOIX to PESOX +2010-09-17.txt:23:24:45: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Hear complains about the name being too similar, so go with phonetics: P-ESO-X = P S O X +2010-09-17.txt:23:25:20: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Well, P-ES-O-X I guess +2010-09-17.txt:23:26:13: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> What do you mean, I don't ask too many questions? +2010-09-17.txt:23:30:20: * Sgeo|FsckThatCli feels like plotting 4-dimensional graphs +2010-09-17.txt:23:31:16: <Vorpal> Sgeo|FsckThatCli, you asked quite a few. Hm should do questions / total lines +2010-09-17.txt:23:31:53: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> What's that LIMIT 20 for? +2010-09-17.txt:23:33:28: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> How about fractions for nonbots? +2010-09-17.txt:23:35:46: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Dear Puppy Linux: +2010-09-17.txt:23:35:54: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Closing the lid should not put the computer to sleep +2010-09-17.txt:23:37:32: * Sgeo|FsckThatCli might be suffering from question poisoning +2010-09-17.txt:23:37:43: <alise> Sgeo|FsckThatCli: no: we're the ones suffering. trust me. +2010-09-17.txt:23:38:27: * Sgeo|FsckThatCli stuffs alise full of iron and throws em at a start +2010-09-17.txt:23:39:18: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> *star +2010-09-17.txt:23:39:25: * Sgeo|FsckThatCli chooses the Sun +2010-09-17.txt:23:40:34: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> It suddenly occurs to me that that will not result in a black hoe +2010-09-17.txt:23:40:36: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> *hole +2010-09-17.txt:23:42:53: <Vorpal> Sgeo|FsckThatCli, merging sgep* into your stats too your question ratio goes down to 0.223952 +2010-09-17.txt:23:43:24: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> What's Sgep's question ratio? +2010-09-17.txt:23:43:29: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> By itself? +2010-09-17.txt:23:44:18: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> We should look for days where for some reason, questioning rations for people, at least one person, are particularly high +2010-09-17.txt:23:44:39: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> I think today's, for example, is a bit high? +2010-09-17.txt:23:44:45: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Except I'm not me +2010-09-17.txt:23:44:57: <Vorpal> Sgeo|FsckThatCli, I'm matching on Sgeo% not Sgeo +2010-09-17.txt:23:45:24: <Vorpal> <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> We should look for days where for some reason, questioning rations for people, at least one person, are particularly high <-- you do that, not me +2010-09-17.txt:23:48:49: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> ihope and uorygl and Warrigal should be aggregated +2010-09-17.txt:23:49:22: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> ... +2010-09-17.txt:23:49:28: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> quintopia is WARRIGAL? +2010-09-17.txt:23:49:50: <alise> Sgeo|FsckThatCli: Uhh? +2010-09-17.txt:23:50:07: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Ok, maybe not +2010-09-17.txt:23:50:16: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> But just beeping after me pinging Warrigal +2010-09-17.txt:23:50:58: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> e's connected to a French Freenode server +2010-09-17.txt:23:51:10: <alise> Sgeo|FsckThatCli: irrelevant +2010-09-17.txt:23:51:45: * Sgeo|FsckThatCli pushes Virus Comix onto quintopia +2010-09-17.txt:23:52:57: <alise> * Sgeo|FsckThatCli pushes Virus Comix onto quintopia ;; he linked two yesterday :P +2010-09-17.txt:23:53:28: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Hey, I wasn't there for the first place +2010-09-17.txt:23:53:45: <alise> Sgeo|FsckThatCli: ? +2010-09-17.txt:23:53:47: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> ? +2010-09-17.txt:23:53:50: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> ... +2010-09-17.txt:23:56:37: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> US English grammar rules require punctuation in ", and I can't stand it +2010-09-17.txt:23:59:10: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Smalltalk is a nice syntax +2010-09-17.txt:23:59:29: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> quintopia, it is obvious that you know no Haskell, Prolog, or Erlang +2010-09-18.txt:00:00:25: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Well, Erlang and Prolog are kind of, sort of related +2010-09-18.txt:00:00:49: * Sgeo|FsckThatCli hits zzo38 with a backslash +2010-09-18.txt:00:00:50: <Vorpal> Sgeo|FsckThatCli, only in appearance, not in behaviour. +2010-09-18.txt:00:01:27: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Haskell is a language that everyone should learn. FOr some weird reason, I really, really want to just TEACH it to someone +2010-09-18.txt:00:01:30: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Anyone +2010-09-18.txt:00:01:39: <alise> Sgeo|FsckThatCli: i very much doubt you'd be a good teacher +2010-09-18.txt:00:01:58: <zzo38> Sgeo|FsckThatCliACTION OUCH +2010-09-18.txt:00:02:00: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> alise, the basics? +2010-09-18.txt:00:02:14: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> zzo38 typoed his /me +2010-09-18.txt:00:02:21: <alise> Sgeo|FsckThatCli: he doesn't have a /me +2010-09-18.txt:00:02:24: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Exactly +2010-09-18.txt:00:02:29: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> He typoed manually doing a /me +2010-09-18.txt:00:02:36: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> oh +2010-09-18.txt:00:02:44: <zzo38> Sgeo|FsckThatCli: No, I meant to type it that way +2010-09-18.txt:00:03:11: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> I can vouch for this client not supporting it +2010-09-18.txt:00:04:55: * Sgeo|FsckThatCli should make the Factor library support ut +2010-09-18.txt:00:04:56: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> *it +2010-09-18.txt:00:05:09: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> MORE UNSOLICITATED COMMENTS ABOUT FACTOR! +2010-09-18.txt:00:05:46: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> I've lied in bed eyes closed dead tired but fully awake +2010-09-18.txt:00:05:49: <Vorpal> <zzo38> Sgeo|FsckThatCli[0001]ACTION OUCH[0001] ? +2010-09-18.txt:00:06:38: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> You should use PSOX syntax! +2010-09-18.txt:00:06:54: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> PSOX > * +2010-09-18.txt:00:07:00: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> And PSOX2 will be turing-complete +2010-09-18.txt:00:07:37: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Not when it makes HQ9+ +PSOX2 be turing-complete +2010-09-18.txt:00:07:47: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> (Note: This was a real idea. It's vaguely scrapped) +2010-09-18.txt:00:08:33: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> alise, and the language can't do thsoe +2010-09-18.txt:00:09:31: * Sgeo|FsckThatCli pokes alise with one of Factor's predicate classes +2010-09-18.txt:00:09:47: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Although any similarity with dependent types is superficial +2010-09-18.txt:00:10:55: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Well, that's interesting +2010-09-18.txt:00:11:01: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Maybe I should learn about Coq +2010-09-18.txt:00:11:27: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> I vaguely feel like I'm switching my love back to Haskell +2010-09-18.txt:00:12:04: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> The thing that drove me away from Haskell last time was things like zippers. It should not be a headache to implement things that are easy imperitively +2010-09-18.txt:00:12:46: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> What's the equiv for SQLite? +2010-09-18.txt:00:13:29: <fizzie> Sgeo|FsckThatCli: "Do it in the client app" is, I think, pretty much it. +2010-09-18.txt:00:13:59: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> I think SQLite has triggers though>? +2010-09-18.txt:00:14:55: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Someone should work out if it's TC +2010-09-18.txt:00:16:03: <fizzie> Sgeo|FsckThatCli: It has a bit nonstandard implementation of triggers; you could get top-N-per-month with those, assuming the triggers are allowed to write to other tables. It still won't be a single query, though. +2010-09-18.txt:00:16:21: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Can triggers trigger triggers? +2010-09-18.txt:00:17:04: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> quintopia, are you guessing? +2010-09-18.txt:00:17:36: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> I don't get it. is alise suggesting that Lisp isn't easy to understand? +2010-09-18.txt:00:17:53: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> I think I can read Lisp better than Factor +2010-09-18.txt:00:18:33: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> I'm not thinking about solutions to the problem +2010-09-18.txt:00:18:47: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> I'm wondering if programming in SQLite/Triggers would be interesting +2010-09-18.txt:00:21:14: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> . +2010-09-18.txt:00:27:52: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> . +2010-09-18.txt:00:28:45: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> alise, stop the reciting of the Befunge-98 spec +2010-09-18.txt:00:29:02: <alise> Sgeo|FsckThatCli: Vorpal did that word-per-line thing earlier today. +2010-09-18.txt:00:29:34: <Vorpal> <alise> Sgeo|FsckThatCli: Vorpal did that word-per-line thing earlier today. <-- hm, which one. or did you mean fizzie that did the graphs for that +2010-09-18.txt:00:29:57: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> W +2010-09-18.txt:00:29:58: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> e +2010-09-18.txt:00:29:59: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> l +2010-09-18.txt:00:30:00: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> l +2010-09-18.txt:00:30:00: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> +2010-09-18.txt:00:30:02: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> I +2010-09-18.txt:00:30:03: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> +2010-09-18.txt:00:30:04: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> c +2010-09-18.txt:00:30:05: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> a +2010-09-18.txt:00:30:06: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> n +2010-09-18.txt:00:30:13: * Sgeo|FsckThatCli stops +2010-09-18.txt:00:31:08: * Sgeo|FsckThatCli wonders how long Befunge-98 would be 1 char/line +2010-09-18.txt:00:31:17: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> I mean, timewise +2010-09-18.txt:00:31:19: <Vorpal> Sgeo|FsckThatCli, run wc -c on it +2010-09-18.txt:00:31:28: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> wc -c * what? +2010-09-18.txt:00:32:31: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Might the unary be longer than what the universe can store? +2010-09-18.txt:00:34:35: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Ok, so: What did alise actually print? +2010-09-18.txt:00:35:02: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> Aww, don't worry, Bender. There's no such thing as 2 +2010-09-18.txt:00:35:18: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> quintopia: but at the point he was kicked, what's the result +2010-09-18.txt:00:36:26: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> because +2010-09-18.txt:00:36:54: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> color stripping, I think +2010-09-18.txt:00:37:14: * Sgeo|FsckThatCli wants to watch stripping in color >.> +2010-09-18.txt:00:37:38: <alise> Sgeo|FsckThatCli: is there anything you can't turn into an inane sexual reference? +2010-09-18.txt:00:38:13: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> It's weird, there was a time that I'd never make a sexual reference +2010-09-18.txt:00:39:04: <Vorpal> <alise> Sgeo|FsckThatCli: is there anything you can't turn into an inane sexual reference? <-- no, but I invoke rule 34 on inane sexual references +2010-09-18.txt:00:39:50: <Sgeo|FsckThatCli> A naked superintelligent shade of the color blue? +2010-09-18.txt:00:41:58: * Sgeo|FsckThatCli watches Vorpal run into the userlist +2010-09-18.txt:00:43:21: * Sgeo|FsckThatCli feeds alise a cursed fortune cookie +2010-09-18.txt:00:46:29: * Sgeo|FsckThatCli plays flash Portal +2010-09-18.txt:00:59:45: -!- Sgeo|FsckThatCli has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). +2010-10-16.txt:18:56:49: <Sgeo> FightClub is gone! C_SPLAT is gone! +2012-02-24.txt:01:56:11: <Sgeo> Lisp or Tcl? +2012-04-21.txt:03:43:11: <Sgeo> elliott, FooTV and Fightclub moved to termcast.something +2012-07-03.txt:16:40:38: <Sgeo> On the one hand, I'm curious about Tcl, on the other, I think some people consider it terrible +2012-07-03.txt:16:43:55: <Sgeo> http://stackoverflow.com/questions/99681/why-wont-tcl-die +2012-07-03.txt:16:44:08: <Sgeo> " If you never really liked shell-script (or make, for that matter), you'll probably dislike Tcl" +2012-07-03.txt:17:05:24: <Sgeo> Installing ActiveTcl +2012-07-03.txt:18:12:07: <Sgeo> My impression of Tcl so far is that it's probably a very suitable language for a "malicious code that looks like innocent code" contest +2012-07-03.txt:18:21:48: <Sgeo> Richard Stallman hates Tcl? +2012-07-03.txt:18:34:21: <Sgeo> Phantom_Hoover, yes, because as far as I know Tcl isn't proprietary +2012-07-03.txt:19:04:40: <Sgeo> "F'rinstance, Tcl's support for lambda expressions is weak to nonexistant; OTOH, command prefixes as higher-order functions work rather well." +2012-07-03.txt:20:20:41: <Sgeo> I think that's a good description of Tcl in general. +2012-07-04.txt:06:34:43: * Sgeo vaguely wonders what elliott thinks of Tcl +2012-07-04.txt:08:07:17: <Sgeo> Tcl seems like it might be a good language for a codenomic +2012-07-09.txt:21:31:33: <Sgeo> Although I've looked at Tcl, and I know that's not really well liked. Although it's not bad like COBOL +2012-07-09.txt:23:57:46: <Sgeo> Is it reasonable to want to make a non-eggdrop bot in Tcl? +2012-07-12.txt:02:03:16: <Sgeo> Just encountered an advantage that Lisp-style macros have over Tcl-style... thingy +2012-07-12.txt:02:48:44: <Sgeo> Why why why would a Tcl'er joke about Lisp like _that_ +2012-07-12.txt:02:48:53: <Sgeo> I mean, in that regard, Tcl and Lisp are rather close +2012-07-12.txt:07:45:22: <Sgeo_> There's at least two such things for Tcl +2012-07-12.txt:19:05:30: <Sgeo_> pikhq_, are there any good reason for Tcl arrays to not be first-class? +2012-07-12.txt:19:06:01: <pikhq_> Sgeo_: Yes: Tcl "arrays" are nothing more than variables with a certain class of names. +2012-07-12.txt:19:06:55: <pikhq_> Sgeo_: In *principle*, Tcl could be implemented without them actually existing. The array proc would just have to do more work. +2012-07-12.txt:19:07:50: <pikhq_> Sgeo_: Tcl arrays are hash tables. +2012-07-12.txt:19:13:15: <pikhq_> Sgeo_: Everything in Tcl is a string. Some commands happen to treat strings in a particular way. The Tcl implementation stores strings in a format more convenient for those commands as an implementation detail. +2012-07-12.txt:19:14:08: <pikhq_> Sgeo_: Even friggin' *numbers* aren't really first-class in Tcl. They're just strings containing digits. +2012-07-12.txt:19:19:02: <Sgeo_> Apparently Tcl 8.6's OO is based on XOTcl +2012-07-12.txt:19:20:29: <Sgeo_> Why would it be a pain to use straight if it's XOTcl-inspired? Missing a few XOTcl features, but is XOTcl a pain? +2012-07-12.txt:19:32:08: <Sgeo_> pikhq_, why does the Tcl community love Metakit so much, and why aren't there Metakit bindings into languages other than Python Tcl and I forget the third? +2012-07-12.txt:19:33:26: <pikhq_> Sgeo_: It's friggin' handy being able to stick a Tcl app into a single binary. +2012-07-12.txt:19:34:47: <Sgeo_> I think the Tcl app in a single binary thing is one of the things drawing me to Tcl actually +2012-07-12.txt:19:40:45: <Sgeo_> "Tcllib has an approximatley yearly release schedule. Version 1.10 has been released September 12, 2007." +2012-07-12.txt:19:47:24: <Sgeo_> Would Snit need to exist if there was one Tcl OO system from the start? +2012-07-12.txt:19:48:03: <Sgeo_> If there was one Tcl OO system, there wouldn't be competing systems to treat identically +2012-07-12.txt:20:19:59: <Sgeo_> pikhq, is it fair to say that it's impossible to have an object capability system in Tcl because any unique object could be brute-forced? +2012-07-12.txt:20:22:53: <Sgeo_> pikhq_, is there a reason tcllib has two different OO libraries? +2012-07-12.txt:20:24:22: <pikhq_> Sgeo_: If it's a pure Tcl library, it can go in Tcllib. There's not much vetting for redundancy. +2012-07-13.txt:01:04:38: <Sgeo_> pikhq, why are there no Tcl "data structures" that map cleanly to a bunch of Tcl commands? +2012-07-13.txt:01:04:57: <Sgeo_> Lists are good for one Tcl command, thus making construction with [list ... ] simple +2012-07-13.txt:01:45:42: <Sgeo_> Why am I still looking at Tcl instead of Lisp? +2012-07-13.txt:05:11:24: <Sgeo_> "Tcl is formally just as powerful since everything is a string, but it is usually not practical to have Tcl code take Tcl scripts apart and modified, since there are few facilities available out of the box for handling Tcl scripts at a higher level than as a string of characters (there are packages for higher level handling, however)." +2012-07-13.txt:05:18:46: <pikhq> Sgeo_: Incidentally, all valid Tcl scripts are also valid Tcl lists. +2012-07-13.txt:05:20:30: <pikhq> Sgeo_: Tcl metaprogramming eventually gets kinda weird. +2012-07-13.txt:05:22:58: <Sgeo_> So why am I looking at Tcl? I think the whole starpack and Tk and event loop thing is drawing me in +2012-07-21.txt:05:38:56: <Sgeo_> Geez, I can't even write a simple Tcl script without encountering a bug which static typing would have caught +2012-07-21.txt:05:49:15: <Sgeo_> Tcl does seem nice for simple scripting +2012-07-21.txt:05:50:16: <Sgeo_> Is Tcl more consistent than Bash? +2012-07-21.txt:05:50:26: <pikhq_> Sgeo_: http://www.tcl.tk/man/tcl8.5/TclCmd/Tcl.htm says yes. +2012-07-21.txt:05:52:18: <Sgeo_> I think I'm falling back in love with Tcl +2012-07-22.txt:08:01:45: <Sgeo_> I find it remarkably easy to write one very trivial script in Tcl, and suddenly I like it? +2012-07-22.txt:08:45:18: <Sgeo_> "Don't give your wish scripts the same name as any of the widgets provided by Tk. It will cause problems with wish trying to apply options for those widgets to your program as a whole. Try the file name example.tcl." +2012-07-22.txt:09:58:31: <Sgeo_> Seeing Ruby's Fibers seemed cool. Then zzo38's thing for Haskell. Then Tcl. +2012-07-22.txt:21:57:55: <Sgeo_> Suddenly I'm slightly sad that Tcl doesn't have infinite-length strings +2012-07-22.txt:21:59:25: <Sgeo_> I still think that Tcl is interesting +2012-07-22.txt:22:01:54: <Sgeo_> I sort of like how Tcl, if someone wants to do byref stuff, requires explicitness on both sides +2012-07-22.txt:22:03:58: * Sgeo_ vaguely wonders if upvar has other uses in Tcl +2012-07-22.txt:22:07:32: <Sgeo_> On the other hand, calling such a function in Tcl is less syntactically ugly than in C# +2012-07-22.txt:22:10:03: <pikhq_> Sgeo_: upvar can seek up to an arbitrary point in the stack. With some nasty, nasty hacking you could get it so you could pretend to have dynamic scope in Tcl. +2012-07-22.txt:22:13:20: <pikhq_> Sgeo_: proc bar {set x foo; foo};proc foo {puts $x};bar in a dynamic-scoped Tcl would work. +2012-07-22.txt:22:21:44: <Sgeo_> The corresponding feature in Tcl is probably more frequently used +2012-07-22.txt:22:35:01: <Sgeo_> Tcl seems to be more introspectiony, I guess? +2012-07-23.txt:02:45:02: <Sgeo_> The Tcl solution to "I don't like global variables" seems to be namespaces +2012-07-23.txt:02:59:00: <Sgeo_> I'm wondering if Tcl's love of global variables in namespaces should be enough to keep me away or not +2012-07-23.txt:03:01:55: <Sgeo_> I wonder how easy/difficult it would be to do some sort of lens thing in Tcl +2012-07-24.txt:02:07:34: <Sgeo_> Eek, I think Tcl is making me think in terms of global variables more :/ +2012-07-24.txt:03:27:11: <Sgeo_> Tcl's tracing lets you run code when a specified variable is read from or written to or unset +2012-07-24.txt:03:29:17: <Sgeo_> Or, well, some thingy like tcllib +2012-07-24.txt:06:39:07: <pikhq> Sgeo_: Basically, variable tracing in Tcl is on par with ptrace for Linux binaries. It'll work, but it's Nastyâ„¢. +2012-07-24.txt:12:22:57: <Sgeo_> `run tclsh +2012-07-29.txt:00:45:05: <Sgeo_> Annoying thing about Tcl: Libraries that use callbacks can take the callbacks in several different forms, some of which are harder to deal with than others +2012-07-29.txt:00:45:18: <Sgeo_> The irc package in tcllib takes scripts +2012-07-29.txt:05:03:06: <Sgeo_> The irc package in tcllib is disgustingly low-level +2012-07-29.txt:12:44:34: <Sgeo_> At least in TCL +2012-07-30.txt:09:26:23: * Sgeo__ vaguely wonders what metaprogramming is like in Lua compared to Tcl +2012-07-30.txt:10:25:10: <Sgeo__> I just helped someone in #tcl +2012-07-30.txt:14:30:10: <Sgeo__> I am beginning to hate the Tcl ecosystem +2012-07-30.txt:15:07:24: <Sgeo__> nortti, I was forced to use an obsolete tDOm because I couldn't get TclXml working with tclkit and I couldn't find a newish tdom.kit +2012-08-01.txt:14:14:58: * Sgeo ponders automatic resource management in Tcl +2012-08-01.txt:14:15:25: <Sgeo> Current opinion about suckiest thing in Tcl: The lack of said resource management. +2012-08-01.txt:21:08:32: <Sgeo> I should try writing a general using proc for Tcl +2012-08-01.txt:21:18:34: <Sgeo> Unlike many languages I look at, I actually wrote a program to do something useful in Tcl. +2012-08-02.txt:12:55:31: <Sgeo_> Whenever I look at Tcl, I keep thinking that I should be looking at Lisp +2012-08-02.txt:12:57:53: <Sgeo_> http://wiki.tcl.tk/13410 +2012-08-02.txt:12:58:34: <Sgeo_> As interesting as most of that is, "OMG YOU DON'T NEED TO CALL ANY FUNCTIONS TO SERIALIZE TCL DATA STRUCTURES" is ... not at all impressive +2012-08-02.txt:13:03:27: <Sgeo_> Bash has arrays? Are they like Tcl's arrays? +2012-08-02.txt:13:03:46: <Sgeo_> You do need to call something to serialize Tcl's arrays since they're not first-class +2012-08-02.txt:13:04:30: <Sgeo_> Fine, here's a good difference between Bash and Tcl: Bash has ``, Tcl has [] +2012-08-02.txt:19:26:59: <Sgeo_> shachaf, what's your opinion of Tcl? +2012-08-03.txt:02:16:17: <Sgeo_> Smalltalk and Tcl at least +2012-08-03.txt:02:16:28: <Sgeo_> Although the Tcl ones probably aren't well-maintained +2012-08-03.txt:12:07:26: <Sgeo__> TclTalk seems fun +2012-08-03.txt:12:16:20: <Sgeo__> Ugh, it uses a non-Tcl-standard way of initializing variables in namespaces +2012-08-03.txt:12:17:48: <Sgeo__> Bluh, the single-dispatchness of Tcl OO systems in general is striking me again +2012-08-03.txt:13:02:55: <Sgeo__> Just because I like TclTalk doesn't mean I should start looking at Smalltalk again, does it +2012-08-03.txt:13:19:37: <Sgeo__> Taneb, you should learn Tcl +2012-08-03.txt:13:20:26: <Sgeo__> http://www.tcl.tk/ +2012-08-03.txt:14:53:24: <Sgeo__> I think I know how to give Tcl CL-style conditions. +2012-08-03.txt:18:11:02: <Sgeo__> Hmm, C can be compiled to LLVM, right? So Tcl? +2012-08-03.txt:18:12:03: <pikhq_> Sgeo__: There's already some work on Tcl in NaCl, BTW. +2012-08-03.txt:18:13:47: <Sgeo__> Tcl > Javascript? +2012-08-03.txt:20:30:00: <Sgeo__> pikhq, what do you think of this? (In #tcl person who'd rather see 8.6 released ASAP even if coredumps occur) +2012-08-03.txt:21:36:01: <Sgeo> So was thinking Tcl instead of Haskell +2012-08-03.txt:21:44:01: <Sgeo> And being told not to try using a seemingly useful Tcl command because it's likely to be buggy, and I might cause a core dump and if that happens, then they'll have to fix it which will delay release +2012-08-03.txt:22:01:25: <itidus21> `pastelogs <sgeo.*tcl +2012-08-03.txt:22:02:07: <itidus21> `pastelogs <sgeo.*tcl +2012-08-03.txt:22:25:41: <itidus21> `pastelogs sgeo.*tcl
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.19927 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,227 @@ +2006-07-25.txt:04:36:51: <pikhq> !bf_txtgen Cxu vi parolas Esperanton? +2006-07-25.txt:04:37:23: <Razor-X> It's Esperanto generation is HORRIBLE! +2006-07-28.txt:22:01:12: <Razor-X> pikhq: Bonvolu vidus http://www.esperanto.mv.ru/ESP/literaturo.html . +2006-07-28.txt:22:02:15: <pikhq> Mia Esperanto estas malbona. :'( +2006-07-28.txt:22:04:37: <lament> Esperanto is for doofii +2006-07-28.txt:22:06:50: <nooga> esperanto? +2006-07-28.txt:22:08:16: <nooga> Polish is 180 degrees from Esperanto ;p +2006-07-28.txt:22:08:58: <lament> esperanto is really ugly :( +2006-07-28.txt:22:24:57: <lament> Razor-X: TP has several words taken from English, and several from Esperanto, so should be even easier +2006-08-06.txt:03:59:34: <Razor-X> I speak Esperanto, Bengali, and French too, if you consider French a language. +2006-08-06.txt:04:01:25: <RodgerTheGreat> I don't consider french a language worth knowing- I can't imagine it would grant me entrance to anything worthwhile. Japanese is quite useful on the internet, and I imagine that Esperanto might come in handy if you ever choose to create a "utopian society" or something. +2006-08-06.txt:04:02:15: <Razor-X> The nifty thing about Esperanto is that, there's always a speaker of some small language or another who can also speak Esperanto, which often means you'll get Esperanto translations. +2006-08-06.txt:04:02:53: <pikhq> Esperanto is also nice for stifling boredom (just like Esolangs) +2006-08-06.txt:04:03:12: <RodgerTheGreat> one could also argue that learning Esperanto could make the languages it was based on more accessible, but if similarity to other languages is key, English is king. +2006-08-06.txt:04:03:39: <RodgerTheGreat> Esperanto is one of the closest things to a human esolang. +2006-08-06.txt:04:06:31: <pikhq> A: Any noun. Ba: Any verb. Ca: Any adjective. Da: Any adverb. Ga: Any punctuation. Gxa: any curse word (all pronounced as though in Esperanto) +2006-08-06.txt:04:12:41: <Razor-X> What does that have to do with Esperanto? It's structure is more variable than English's structure, and also, you got cut off after ``doesn't play well to n'' . +2006-08-06.txt:04:13:28: <Razor-X> When I speak in Esperanto, I omit explicit the subject, which is something I've picked up from Japanese and Bengali. +2006-08-06.txt:04:14:26: <Razor-X> That's what I love about Esperanto. It's very free in its sentence structure. +2006-08-06.txt:04:15:05: <Razor-X> When did we say Esperanto doesen't change? +2006-08-06.txt:04:16:17: <Razor-X> In the days of Esperanto's inception, people would call an American ``Usonanto'' now they're called ``Usono'' because of change in the use of suffixes. A verb common in Esperanto in the beginning was ``opinii'' -- to opine (to have an opinion about), that word has since dropped in favor of ``pensi'' -- to think. +2006-08-06.txt:04:17:30: <Razor-X> Another one is, in the inception of Esperanto, ĉi tie was used to mean ``here''. It's been superseded by ``tie ĉi'', but I still prefer ``ĉi tie''. +2006-08-06.txt:04:25:34: <Razor-X> There's also been shifts in the language because of the feminist movement. Male conjugations of occupations (like proffesor, and such, which are Esperanto's default forms) would mean specifically male. It's come to mean a person of both genders now. +2006-08-09.txt:17:45:52: <pikhq> Woohoo! I understood Razor's Esperanto! +2006-08-11.txt:03:53:13: <Razor-X> Esperanto, French, Japanese, Bengali, English -- I can survive pretty much in most places of the world. +2006-08-24.txt:22:23:45: <Razor-X> Esperanto. +2006-08-24.txt:22:42:37: <Razor-X> Esperanto, not Espanol. +2006-08-24.txt:22:46:37: <Razor-X> I know only enough French to translate Wikipedia articles to English, Esperanto, and Japanese though, not that I'm too sad. +2006-08-26.txt:01:32:32: <pikhq> ihope: Ne. Esperanto. +2006-08-26.txt:01:33:02: <pikhq> Zamenhoff is the guy *responsible* for Esperanto. . . -_- +2006-08-26.txt:01:40:15: <Razor-X> But seriously, Zamenhoff's Torah translation uses pretty basic Esperanto. +2006-08-26.txt:01:41:09: <pikhq> Well, I'd hope his early stuff used basic Esperanto. . . +2006-08-26.txt:01:41:41: <Razor-X> Well, he needn't have restricted himself to *such* basic Esperanto. +2006-08-26.txt:01:41:55: <Razor-X> He had already used more poetic Esperanto for his novel translations. +2006-08-26.txt:01:50:18: <Razor-X> A lot of the early novel translations sound weird in Esperanto too, which is pathetic :P +2006-10-04.txt:00:57:51: <pikhq> Cxu vi parolas Esperanton? +2006-10-05.txt:23:53:28: * SimonRC finds out what happens if you write sentances by committee: "Voracious vexillologists believe that the Camelidophobic Esperanto International Association,which is obviously somewhat clever, but technically not very ethical or even subject to the Olympic games of all major holomorphic non-Euclidian institutions of value that are familiar to obsessive ZBBers and recalcitrant anthropomorphic grasshoppers, is concomitantly elucidated, although techni +2006-10-23.txt:19:24:57: <GregorR-L> Like Esperanto and Ebonics :P +2007-03-14.txt:00:31:01: <lament> sounds esperantoish +2007-03-27.txt:02:25:35: <oklopol> that'd be like saying you have to breed your own population of people to be able to create a new esperanto +2007-04-05.txt:04:45:58: <Pikhq> En esperanto: Mi estas japana lingva komencanto. +2007-04-20.txt:04:44:44: * pikhq does Japanese and Esperanto (to varying degrees of ability) +2007-04-20.txt:04:45:58: <Figs> what is the past tense of 'eat' in esperanto? +2007-04-20.txt:05:33:10: <pikhq> Kaj mia esperanto ne bonas. +2007-04-20.txt:05:35:17: <Figs> "I'm an esperanto newbie, and my esperanto isn't good."? +2007-05-31.txt:20:28:35: <Pikhq> Ne, ne, ne! Lernu Esperanton. +2007-05-31.txt:20:38:04: <Pikhq> Esperanto bonas por poezio, mi pensas. +2007-05-31.txt:20:38:26: <lament> esperanto is terrible simply because of the suffixes :) +2007-05-31.txt:20:49:34: <Pikhq> Consider Esperanto. . . And the *class* of languages that have formed around it, the Esperantidons. +2007-05-31.txt:20:54:36: <lament> Pikhq: say you have esperanto, it's nice and regular +2007-06-18.txt:04:55:49: <pikhq> bsmntbombdood: Esperanto-style grammer, perhaps? +2007-06-18.txt:05:40:54: <Sukoshi> Esperanto estas plej bona. +2007-06-18.txt:05:41:31: <bsmntbombdood> toki pona has a completely different purpose than esperanto +2007-06-18.txt:06:08:03: <pikhq> Sukoshi: Esperanto estas plej bona, sed Toki Pona estas tre simpla lingvon. +2007-07-09.txt:03:11:39: <Sukoshi> pikhq: Sed, mi amas lerni Esperanto plej. +2007-07-09.txt:03:11:51: <Sukoshi> s/Esperanto/Japanon/ +2007-07-13.txt:21:25:38: <pikhq> oklokok: Jes; tia lingvo estos Esperanton, mi pensas. ;) +2007-07-13.txt:21:27:58: <oklokok> pikhq: esperanto isn't that good, judging by what i've read about it +2007-07-16.txt:09:11:40: <pikhq> That wasn't Lojban, that was Esperanto. +2007-07-22.txt:04:00:00: <Sukoshi> I'm gonna have to resume Esperanto studies before college, so I can Esperanto-localize everything before I leave, so that nobody can understand my desktop in the off-chance it's unlocked when they are there. +2007-07-27.txt:05:32:16: <pikhq> Vi kaj via esperanto. :p +2007-08-01.txt:18:00:28: <ihope> Esperanto? +2007-08-01.txt:18:01:37: <asiekierka> Ne esperanto, ne esperanto! +2007-08-01.txt:18:03:14: <pikhq> asiekierka: Ne. Esperanto bonas. +2007-08-07.txt:18:35:20: * pikhq knows English, some Japanese, and some Esperanto +2007-08-07.txt:18:36:51: <pikhq> Pretty much, I discovered my grammar was superficially similar to Esperanto, and dropped it at that point. +2007-08-19.txt:02:22:05: <Figs> ESPERANTO! +2007-08-19.txt:02:22:28: <oklokok> i don't know esperanto, but i don't think it's as good as lojban +2007-08-19.txt:02:23:23: <Figs> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto +2007-08-19.txt:02:26:07: <oklokok> owns esperanto by a long shot +2007-08-19.txt:23:47:48: <oklokok> pikhq: was that esperanto? +2007-08-19.txt:23:48:06: <oklokok> esperanto x == lojban x? +2007-08-19.txt:23:48:33: <lament> esperanto and lojban are basically the same language! +2007-08-19.txt:23:49:20: <pikhq> Basically, a way of ASCIIing the Esperanto circumflexes. +2007-08-19.txt:23:52:17: <oklokok> i need to learn esperanto +2007-09-10.txt:12:26:09: <Figs> conlangs like esperanto? +2007-09-10.txt:12:29:26: <Figs> oklopol: esperanto +2007-12-01.txt:07:27:14: <adp10390> Someone please translate this request into Esperanto. +2007-12-01.txt:07:32:14: <oerjan> something something cxi tiun something in Esperanton +2007-12-01.txt:07:33:03: <oerjan> i _have_ seen esperanto used in here, btw +2008-01-27.txt:06:18:14: <pikhq> Esperanto for 'good'. +2008-04-04.txt:16:56:38: <ais523> J-INTERCAL supports Esperanto, and CLC-INTERCAL supports Scottish Gaelic, in addition to that list +2008-04-04.txt:16:56:59: <ais523> Volapuk was all the rage before Esperanto came along +2008-04-19.txt:23:00:35: <UnrelatedToQaz> so Haskell was basically the Esperanto of functional programming languages? +2008-04-24.txt:22:59:55: <lament> woohoo, esperanto dictionary lookup +2008-04-24.txt:23:44:17: <lament> ehird: i just wanted an esperanto dictionary lookup program. I don't need to write it again. :) +2008-04-24.txt:23:51:31: <lament> eo is esperanto +2008-04-24.txt:23:52:31: <lament> "eo" is not an esperanto word, so /eo eo is "eo : Not found" +2008-04-26.txt:00:39:26: <lament> "Esperanto conferences average 2000 to 3000 participants every year whereas Ido conferences have had anywhere from 13 to 25 participants over the last decade. Each language also has a number of regional conferences during the year on a much less formal basis, and with smaller numbers." +2008-04-26.txt:00:41:36: <pikhq> Whereas Esperanto may be averaging a few hundred per smaller conference. +2008-04-26.txt:00:44:43: <ehird> Esperanto is lame. I like lojban. +2008-04-26.txt:00:44:44: <pikhq> (Esperantido being the family of languages related to Esperanto; the term comes from Esperanto: "Esperantido".) +2008-04-26.txt:00:45:25: <lament> i think lojban is far more lame than esperanto. +2008-04-26.txt:00:45:50: <lament> esperanto has the goal of allowing people to communicate. +2008-04-26.txt:00:46:29: <pikhq> lament: Esperanto is meant as a practical interesting language. Lojban is meant as *just* an interesting language. +2008-04-26.txt:01:22:20: <pikhq> Shatner speaks Esperanto with a French accent, for God's sake. +2008-04-26.txt:01:23:46: <pikhq> I speak some Esperanto, yes. +2008-04-26.txt:01:26:37: * pikhq wonders how the Esperanto in "Red Dwarf" is. . . +2008-04-26.txt:01:29:25: <lament> oddly, the (English) wikipedia article on Red Dwarf doesn't mention esperanto at all :) +2008-04-26.txt:01:29:35: <lament> (but the esperanto one does) +2008-04-26.txt:01:30:25: <pikhq> The Wikipedia page on Esperanto culture, IIRC, mentioned it. +2008-04-26.txt:01:31:18: <ehird> pikhq: how about Esperanto and British English, you dork +2008-04-26.txt:01:34:06: * pikhq looks at the Japanese article on Esperanto. :p +2008-04-26.txt:01:34:45: <lament> Esperanto kaj Brita anglo :) +2008-04-26.txt:01:37:12: <pikhq> 4 years, *but* I've only really studied intensively for a few weeks. Do, mia Esperanto ne bonegas. +2008-04-26.txt:01:40:56: <pikhq> Amusing; the Japanese Esperanto article has a section on words Esperanto borrows from Japanese. +2008-04-28.txt:02:22:34: <lament> one of the example sentences in this online Esperanto course is "to share a wife with your neighbour". Wtf? +2008-04-28.txt:02:37:47: <calamari> http://www.esperanto.pl/page.php?tid=102020 +2008-04-28.txt:23:45:02: <sauxdado> ehird_: it's a cool esperanto word. I'm learning esperanto. +2008-04-28.txt:23:47:32: <pikhq> Vi parolas Esperanton... +2008-05-12.txt:03:09:43: <pikhq> It ain't Esperanto. +2008-05-12.txt:03:10:18: <lament> but perhaps it's Old Esperanto. +2008-05-12.txt:03:10:49: <pikhq> Zamenhof's early Esperanto was actually pretty close to the modern language. +2008-06-02.txt:15:01:16: <Sgeo> Cxu vi parolas esperanton? +2008-06-02.txt:15:01:30: <Sgeo> Kiu parolas esperanton? +2008-06-02.txt:15:02:29: <Sgeo> oklopol, cxu vi parolas esperanton? +2008-06-02.txt:15:02:48: <Sgeo> In Soviet Russia, vin parolas esperanto! +2008-06-02.txt:15:04:40: <oklopol> i thought esperanto would parola me in soviet russia +2008-06-02.txt:15:05:44: <Sgeo> That's what vin parolas esperanto means +2008-06-02.txt:15:07:01: <Sgeo> so vi parolas esperanton means you speak Esperanto, and vin parolas esperanto means Esperanto speaks you +2008-06-02.txt:15:07:59: <pikhq> Mi parolas esperanton, sed mia esperanto estas malbone. . . +2008-06-02.txt:15:08:16: <pikhq> I'd tend to say "Esperanto parolas vin", BTW. +2008-06-22.txt:18:54:16: <tusho> *esperanto +2008-07-20.txt:04:21:44: <pikhq> (It's also fairly natural in Esperanto, FWIW) +2008-10-08.txt:06:19:40: <oerjan> ^totallyevil Esperanto +2008-10-30.txt:18:20:25: <lament> sounds like esperanto +2008-12-22.txt:03:34:20: <CakeProphet> Well, I suppose we could design other types of languages as well. Let's design esperanto... oh wait. +2008-12-22.txt:03:36:06: <Warrigal> "Esperanto has already been designed." +2009-04-11.txt:19:42:42: <Gracenotes> ESPERANTO IS THE ONLY WAY, MAN +2009-04-12.txt:02:12:23: <kerlo> Pronounce the s-with-circumflex as in Esperanto, the e-with-acute as in French, and the e-with-macron as in Wiktionary's enPR. +2009-04-30.txt:01:08:22: <psygnisfive> OH GOD ESPERANTO +2009-05-01.txt:02:32:13: <kerlo> Wow, someone said a sentence in Esperanto I can understand. +2009-05-01.txt:02:32:37: <oklofog> and oh that was esperanto +2009-05-01.txt:02:33:44: <pikhq> Also, I need to study my Esperanto. ;) +2009-05-05.txt:23:24:26: <kerlo> Hmm, I wonder if I can find an Esperanto keyboard layout. +2009-05-05.txt:23:26:26: <kerlo> Too bad Esperanto is something like the only language with those characters. +2009-05-05.txt:23:27:03: <ais523> kerlo: look at the Esperanto Wikipedia, they have their own format for writing Esperanto in +2009-05-05.txt:23:31:19: <ais523> I don't know Esperanto, so I've never bothered to learn how to write in the Esperanto Wikipedia +2009-05-23.txt:18:06:09: <Nenie> it's esperanto for never, since it would never win a game +2009-06-01.txt:20:58:36: <pikhq> ehird: Easy, compared to some Esperanto tonguetwisters. +2009-06-01.txt:21:11:06: <pikhq> ehird: So, Esperanto phoneme-grapheme mapping. +2009-06-09.txt:01:17:40: * warrie looks at Sgeo's Esperanto game. +2009-06-09.txt:01:17:46: <Sgeo> It's not Esperanto +2009-06-17.txt:19:25:09: * Kial vi ne parolas Esperanton? +2009-07-17.txt:22:01:32: <oklopol> esperanto, i presume? +2009-07-17.txt:22:02:49: <oklopol> you can also translate the esperanto in case there were subtle errors +2009-07-17.txt:22:03:24: <oklopol> for the esperanto +2009-07-17.txt:22:04:15: <oklopol> do realize i don't know even one word of esperanto +2009-07-26.txt:02:02:18: <pikhq> What, no Esperanto? +2009-09-10.txt:07:28:35: <Rugxulo> in (drum roll please) Esperanto, an artificial spoken language older than all of us combined (1887) +2009-09-10.txt:07:30:05: <ais523> esperanto! +2009-09-10.txt:07:30:08: <Rugxulo> (good ol' "esperanto-postfix" in Emacs, heh) +2009-09-10.txt:07:30:28: <ehird> esperanto is boring :| +2009-09-10.txt:07:31:34: <Rugxulo> why is Esperanto boring? +2009-09-10.txt:09:39:14: <Rugxulo> "Because Esperanto is not compatible with Electronic devices, most Esperantists have gotten by using the letters h, x, ^, and å. So the sentence 'good morning' becomes 'hxx^åh^ åxh^x'." +2009-09-22.txt:23:35:31: <ErroneousDonk> NO ESPERANTO IN THIS CHANNEL +2009-10-22.txt:07:22:45: <madbrain> kinda like esperanto or lojban? +2009-10-22.txt:07:23:34: <madbrain> dunno for lojban but esperanto is afaik basically a romance language +2009-12-09.txt:01:08:43: <pikhq> uorygl: Mi pensas ke vi bezonas studadi Esperanton. +2009-12-09.txt:01:09:30: <uorygl> It would be nice if I knew how to ask how to say stuff in Esperanto in Esperanto. +2009-12-09.txt:01:11:23: <pikhq> La vorto "foo" en Esperanto estas kion? +2009-12-09.txt:01:11:40: <pikhq> (... I think; my Esperanto isn't *that* good.) +2009-12-09.txt:01:11:55: <uorygl> Also to ask the meaning of an Esperanto thing. +2009-12-09.txt:01:24:22: <ais523> I don't know about Esperanto +2009-12-09.txt:01:31:31: <pikhq> ais523: It's roughly the same phoneme in Esperanto. +2010-01-06.txt:06:22:43: * uorygl seaborgiates Esperanto. +2010-01-26.txt:02:09:42: <pikhq> Sgeo: Ne; mi nun studadas Esperanton. +2010-01-26.txt:02:10:04: <Sgeo> "No, I <something> study Esperanto" +2010-01-26.txt:02:10:40: <pikhq> "No, I'm studying Esperanto" +2010-02-28.txt:19:00:12: <pikhq> "M' sxat' vid' l' lingv'.", I say in horrifically butchered Esperanto. +2010-02-28.txt:22:36:50: <oerjan> <pikhq> "M' sxat' vid' l' lingv'.", I say in horrifically butchered Esperanto. +2010-02-28.txt:22:37:25: <zzo38> I don't know Esperanto language very well what does that mean please? +2010-03-30.txt:19:57:15: <uorygl> Unfortunately, I don't know enough Esperanto to construct a meaningful response. +2010-04-01.txt:04:26:14: <Sgeo> (I don't know how to say yes in Lojban, so I said it in Esperanto) +2010-04-23.txt:21:07:55: <alise> Ixnay on the Esperanto. Ay. +2010-04-29.txt:04:22:23: <pikhq> And his crimes against Esperanto. +2010-04-29.txt:15:01:41: <AnMaster> <pikhq> And his crimes against Esperanto. <-- that I haven't heard about +2010-05-10.txt:03:27:52: <Sgeo> Cxu vi parolas Esperanton? +2010-05-10.txt:03:34:26: <trap15> esperanto sux +2010-05-10.txt:03:34:52: <lament> esperanto is great, IF YOU WANNA GET BANNED +2010-05-10.txt:03:35:41: <Sgeo> Why is Esperanto bad? +2010-05-10.txt:03:38:24: <Sgeo> Mi malbone parolas Esperanton. +2010-05-10.txt:03:39:05: <Sgeo> Esperanton parolas malbone mi. +2010-05-11.txt:22:30:52: <Rugxulo> (sees topic) "Esperanto is still bannable!" ... huh?? +2010-05-11.txt:22:40:14: <Rugxulo> Esperanto +2010-05-12.txt:01:44:03: <Sgeo_> Is Esperanto considered a foreign language? +2010-05-12.txt:14:36:52: <Rugxulo> <Sgeo_> Is Esperanto considered a foreign language? +2010-07-08.txt:00:09:30: <pikhq> "KIAL" be ESPERANTO for WHY +2010-07-08.txt:00:09:52: <pikhq> (where ESPERANTO is an all-caps variant of Esperanto. :P) +2010-08-13.txt:02:18:17: <DeannaTroi> Cxu iu parolas Esperanton? +2010-08-13.txt:02:18:47: <Warrigal> Mi esperanto es aún peor que mi italiano. +2010-08-13.txt:02:19:38: <Warrigal> Mi sueco es aún peor que mi esperanto. +2010-08-21.txt:23:43:14: * Sgeo is just being an Esperanto nut +2010-09-12.txt:06:31:10: <pikhq> No, no, no. Esperanto written with kanji should be the official language of nomics. :P +2010-09-18.txt:01:52:53: <EOF> i was talking in a channel about constructed languages, and somebody mentioned the esotericity of Esperanto +2010-09-19.txt:02:34:03: <EOF> http://eo.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maldika_strukturo in Esperanto +2010-09-19.txt:02:34:42: <pikhq> EOF: Mia Esperanto malbonas. Japanalingvo? +2010-10-10.txt:03:32:43: <Rugxulo> pikhq, Esperanto? (yeah, I knew you'd hate that) ... just saying, Unicode is fine in moderately reasonable doses ;-) +2010-10-14.txt:00:29:55: <Sgeo> Is it "Yes" and I forgot to type the accent? Is it if? Is it actually Esperanto, and "one" +2010-10-14.txt:00:33:04: <Sgeo> Gregor, Spanish and Esperanto, unless my memory fails +2010-10-27.txt:03:29:23: <Sasha> There was a period there where I was fluent in /ESPERANTO/ +2010-10-27.txt:03:29:38: <elliott> a few people here know esperanto +2010-10-27.txt:03:29:57: <pikhq> elliott: Jes, sed mia Esperanto malbonas. +2010-10-27.txt:03:32:56: <Mathnerd314> so what has everyone who knew Esperanto switched to instead? Lojban? +2010-10-27.txt:03:33:21: <pikhq> Mathnerd314: Esperanto is still the most viable auxlang. +2010-10-27.txt:03:36:14: <pikhq> Mathnerd314: At the time, a very large number of Esperanto speakers were in Poland. And Jewish. +2010-10-27.txt:03:37:48: <elliott> Is it Esperanto policy to uppercase SURNAMES? +2010-10-27.txt:03:39:33: <pikhq> elliott: The uppercasing of surnames is somewhat more common in Esperanto than elsewhere. It's actually a convention in Latin-script-using languages where the surname might be ambiguous. +2010-11-06.txt:04:59:47: <elliott> pikhq: Hey, what languages do you know apart from English, Japanese and Esperanto? I want to give you Dashernonsense for you tot ranslate :P +2010-11-07.txt:03:56:54: <elliott> pikhq: Esperanto for "win"? +2010-11-30.txt:00:00:09: <Sasha> Esperanto +2010-11-30.txt:00:02:10: <Sasha> What's the Esperanto of the computer world? +2010-11-30.txt:00:02:51: <quintopia> and the opposite of esperanto, whatever that is, is INTERCAL +2010-12-19.txt:02:00:27: <oerjan> olsner: _maybe_ esperanto? +2011-01-30.txt:02:10:54: <Sgeo> I should learn Coq. And Standard ML. And Erlang. And Esperanto. +2011-02-05.txt:01:28:34: <elliott> Terminus Font is a clean, fixed width bitmap font, designed for long (8 and more hours per day) work with computers. Version 4.32 contains 850 characters, covers about 120 language sets and supports ISO8859-1/2/5/7/9/13/15/16, Paratype-PT154/PT254, KOI8-R/U/E/F, Esperanto, many IBM, Windows and Macintosh code pages, as well as the IBM VGA, vt100 and xterm pseudographic characters. +2011-08-20.txt:07:44:27: <NihilistDandy> pikhq_: That's because Esperanto's such a trainwreck +2011-08-29.txt:20:01:50: <itidus20> the problem with conlangs such as lojban and esperanto is they cheapen the value of language developing naturally +2011-09-15.txt:00:10:02: <itidus20> `log esperanto +2011-09-15.txt:00:10:05: <HackEgo> 2007-07-13.txt:21:27:58: <oklokok> pikhq: esperanto isn't that good, judging by what i've read about it +2011-09-15.txt:00:10:56: <itidus20> `log esperanto +2011-09-15.txt:00:10:59: <HackEgo> 2007-05-31.txt:20:28:35: <Pikhq> Ne, ne, ne! Lernu Esperanton. +2011-09-15.txt:00:11:07: <itidus20> `log esperanto +2011-09-15.txt:00:11:10: <HackEgo> 2006-08-26.txt:01:32:32: <pikhq> ihope: Ne. Esperanto. +2011-09-15.txt:00:11:30: <itidus20> `log esperanto +2011-09-15.txt:00:11:34: <HackEgo> 2008-06-02.txt:15:08:16: <pikhq> I'd tend to say "Esperanto parolas vin", BTW. +2011-09-15.txt:02:03:02: <itidus20> `pastelogs esperanto
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.19986 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +2009-05-05.txt:21:57:38: <Deewiant> !fyb pietje :***********************;{>>}[+]++++++++++++++! +2005-03-18.txt:19:28:55: <calamari> 65535/10=6553/10=655/10=65/10=6/10=0 .. divided 5 times +2006-01-29.txt:18:33:00: <Keymaker> or however you british say (is anyone here from UK?) +2003-09-30.txt:07:59:59: -!- clog has quit (ended). +2007-09-07.txt:19:00:34: <Figs> PITA? +2012-01-01.txt:19:19:51: <oerjan> elliott: ah that bifunctor question? i'm sure there's any term other than "bifunctor covariant in the first and contravariant in the second parameter" +2011-08-04.txt:23:30:18: <elliott> And I gave an honest, complete effort to love and use it when the last Ubuntu came out. +2008-05-27.txt:21:05:14: <psygnisfive> i dontknow what you just said :D +2010-05-22.txt:21:22:57: <AnMaster> ah +2007-12-02.txt:01:14:20: -!- chuck has joined #esoteric. +2012-01-02.txt:13:16:27: <Vorpal> ais523, it ended up in the red channel +2009-04-10.txt:18:23:57: <ais523> it only operates on numbers, not their decimal representations +2005-10-13.txt:07:36:22: <lament> GregorR: grammatically i mean. +2010-07-26.txt:18:32:31: <Gregor-P> AgonyWM +2005-07-24.txt:19:49:45: <GregorR> Well, that makes my optimization of multiple >s suboptimal. +2008-08-25.txt:17:20:02: <ais523> which stores all data on the browsers of people visiting it +2006-01-27.txt:16:08:56: <puzzlet> .. +2007-01-28.txt:04:27:33: -!- digital_me_ has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-06.txt:09:32:18: <Vorpal> elliott, add a header at the start to indicate which chunks are valid, then use fseek() to make the file sparse +2005-03-18.txt:19:43:10: <calamari> it could really be written in bfbasic code, couldn't it? :) +2005-05-01.txt:16:15:41: <mtve> ah, by Lou Scheffer indeed +2011-06-18.txt:04:12:28: <elliott_> apparently +2009-04-04.txt:15:08:45: <AnMaster> but quite possible +2008-09-04.txt:16:39:15: -!- tusho has quit (Remote closed the connection). +2003-10-30.txt:05:43:48: -!- lament has joined #esoteric. +2010-07-23.txt:16:23:15: <zzo38> @i is tells it to include a file. +2006-11-11.txt:01:02:08: <pikhq> Which is damned difficult in esolangs, at least. :p +2008-10-10.txt:19:11:10: <ehird> asiekierka: +2010-05-09.txt:16:18:46: <soupdragon> then let k = 0 +2011-07-04.txt:17:30:48: <quintopia> >go building +2007-01-25.txt:02:21:09: -!- ihope has quit (Connection timed out). +2007-06-27.txt:06:35:15: -!- boily has quit ("WeeChat 0.2.5"). +2007-02-27.txt:22:34:14: <oklopol> swap easily, to +2011-12-15.txt:23:57:37: <coppro> ais523: oh, I thought they were fixed. I am using those. You do get one without having to farm but it's sort of unreliable since I can'trely on a single 'mon +2008-01-03.txt:05:34:43: <oklopol> also, if you're doing .x, you have side-effects, so remember to change the copying head into the identity head once you've made one rewrite. +2008-12-30.txt:17:01:50: -!- moozilla has quit (Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)). +2005-06-29.txt:09:26:34: -!- cmeme has joined #esoteric. +2008-05-31.txt:17:27:39: <ais523> asiekierka: yes +2005-12-18.txt:18:12:17: <Gs30ng> i see +2008-12-19.txt:22:06:44: <psygnisfive> would you tho
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.19994 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,215 @@ +2003-10-21.txt:00:59:59: <andreou> calamari_ eh, ticalc question... are they z80 based or 68k-based? +2003-10-21.txt:01:00:35: <lament> andreou: models up to 86 are z80 +2004-02-11.txt:00:15:57: <mooz-> fizzie; z80 asm... +2004-05-27.txt:21:54:46: <mooz-> z80 is nice +2004-05-27.txt:21:56:46: <lament> i dunno about z80 being nice +2004-05-27.txt:21:57:28: <lament> it would certainly be cool to hack together some custom hardware using a z80 as the brain +2004-05-27.txt:21:58:03: <fizzie> z80 felt definitely nicer to write for than for example 6502. not that I'd have done much with either. +2004-05-27.txt:21:58:49: <fizzie> I have seven z80 cpus somewhere here, in case I ever felt like that. 'yleiselektroniikka' sold those for something like 0.50e/piece. +2004-05-27.txt:21:58:57: <lament> the most i have done in z80 was a program that converted a (hardcoded) number into a string like "three thousand eleven hundred fity one" +2004-05-27.txt:21:59:43: <fizzie> my biggest z80 program is the md5 algo and OTP-key-calculator. +2004-05-27.txt:22:00:45: <fizzie> anyway, building custom stuff with a z80 is significantly harder than with pic-like chips. z80 cpu needs external memory and a set of supportive chips. +2004-05-27.txt:22:02:29: <fizzie> lament; no, but I have the z80 book from zilog somewhere, and after looking at it I indefinitely postponed any z80-based electronic-building-projects. +2004-05-30.txt:20:47:21: <fizzie> I'd need to write a z80-based-device emulator for the arm/symbian/series60. :p +2004-07-26.txt:21:52:13: <fizzie> I was supposed to write a symbianos z80-device emulator so that a friend could participate in the 'mobile demo' category, since they've banned calculators now. +2004-07-26.txt:21:56:26: <fizzie> a 128x64 black-and-white lcd (so slow that you can do greyscale-by-flicker) and a.. was it a 6MHz z80? +2004-07-26.txt:22:05:39: <fizzie> and the z80 instruction set at least marginally makes sense. +2004-12-26.txt:12:54:05: <fizzie> (Oh, and the operating system for our "hey, I'll write an emulator for a (zilog-z80-based) hardware device that doesn't actually exist" thing was supposed to use befunge in the startup scripts.) +2005-03-05.txt:22:02:02: <{^Raven^}> z80 machine code for humans, arm the dabhand guide, 6502 assembly routines (600pages) +2005-08-17.txt:22:30:45: <pgimeno> then it's pretty much the same as Z80, except the Z80 has some prefixes to extend the instruction set +2005-08-17.txt:22:31:08: <jix> pgimeno: but z80 has not 16 16bit registers +2005-08-17.txt:22:31:43: <jix> and the z80 can't use ANY of them as IP +2005-08-17.txt:22:32:33: <jix> and the z80 isn't in the voyager (satellite ) +2005-08-17.txt:22:52:44: <pgimeno> btw, in Z80 they're jr (relative), jp (absolute) +2005-08-17.txt:22:53:34: <pgimeno> the Z80 has no SEX but has STI which is an ultra-high level instruction (that's what is left when you take the 'E' out of 'SETI') +2005-08-17.txt:22:56:26: <pgimeno> in Z80? load, increment +2005-08-17.txt:22:56:28: <int-e> jix, z80, load index register. +2005-08-17.txt:23:01:20: <pgimeno> I can still type Z80 code in decimal in DATA lines but I can't remember the damn 486+ instruction set +2005-08-18.txt:00:46:55: <pgimeno> that's Z80ish too +2005-08-18.txt:23:25:02: <jix> z80 +2005-09-10.txt:14:03:37: <pgimeno> the ZX Spectrum (a Z80-based micro) took CR as end-of-line too +2005-12-07.txt:13:57:09: <jix> some z80 game-device +2005-12-07.txt:13:59:34: <jix> and i know how the z80 works by viewing offical and inoffical z80 documentation +2005-12-09.txt:20:16:38: <jix> but now i'm writing a z80 emulator +2005-12-09.txt:20:21:45: <fizzie> I've started to write two z80 emulators already. :p +2005-12-09.txt:20:22:10: <fizzie> (Neither one got very far - although I think both times I had the z80 cpu part semi-done.) +2005-12-09.txt:20:24:43: <nooga> i see that z80 is quite popular +2005-12-09.txt:20:39:20: <fizzie> I used to have a Z80 datasheet/manual here, too. Although as I didn't bother emulating the timing issues, any old opcode list would've been as good. +2005-12-09.txt:20:40:04: <jix> i use z80-documentated.pdf +2006-04-30.txt:21:50:35: <int-e> not really. I've seen MIPS (and coded a bit on the strange simulated machine that SPIM provides), and I've done a bit of Z80 assembly ages ago. +2006-06-05.txt:22:59:07: <jix> <insert some incompatible buggy z80 clone that was only produced once as a prototype> inline assembler in ruby is portable isn't it? +2006-10-13.txt:23:35:02: <RodgerTheGreat> even better- it's Z80-based, and I have POKE and CALL! +2006-10-13.txt:23:44:25: <RodgerTheGreat> first: memory map. then, I'll see about the serial interface, and then I'll take a crack at coding a proper BF environment in Z80 asm. +2006-11-04.txt:01:21:00: <Razor-X> Well, x86 is a lot better than the z80 ASM on TI. +2006-11-04.txt:01:21:10: <ihope> z80, eh? +2006-11-23.txt:02:13:12: <GreaseMonkey> erm, i'm familiar with Z80 machine code +2006-11-23.txt:19:55:09: <GreaseMonkey> however, in Z80 ASM: PUSH hl; PUSH af; POP hl; LD l,00h; PUSH hl; POP af; POP hl; +2006-12-24.txt:00:19:02: <fizzie> http://juho.vaha-herttua.fi/Zilog.Z8000.1979.102646293.pdf +2006-12-24.txt:00:25:55: <fizzie> Well, it's a little white lie. At least according to my reading of the Z8000 specification book. +2007-02-26.txt:02:29:10: <fizzie> >>> 'ABC' < 'C' < 'Pascal' < 'Python' < 'Scheme' < 'Zilog Z80 assembler' +2007-03-31.txt:04:14:46: <Figs> Z80? +2007-03-31.txt:04:21:56: <Figs> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z80#Instruction_set_and_encoding +2007-09-10.txt:17:23:05: <fizzie> Well, you can write z80 assembler for it; there's no need to use the silly TI-BASIC. +2007-11-03.txt:01:42:55: <cpressey> if cheap, i'd go with a Z80 cpu and maybe wire it up after i've had a few, to make it interesting +2008-02-07.txt:01:38:56: <ehird`> olsner: z80 +2008-11-13.txt:01:58:52: -!- z8000_ has joined #esoteric. +2008-11-13.txt:01:59:11: -!- z8000_ has parted #esoteric (?). +2009-01-11.txt:16:21:44: <fizzie> Z80 instruction set calls it "DAA" (decimal adjust accumulator) which makes more sensity. +2009-03-05.txt:17:28:38: <impomatic> I prefer Z80 +2009-03-05.txt:17:33:08: <impomatic> I have about 40 old computers lying around. Several Z80 computer (z80, amstrad, msx) a few 6502, 6809 machines, one 8085 and others I haven't got a clue about. +2009-03-06.txt:13:54:50: <fizzie> ineiros: Hmm, maybe? I don't have a screenshot of it, just the z80 source code where the picture is given with .db pseudo-instructions. +2009-03-13.txt:23:47:20: <comex> you have to type in z80 opcodes as hex +2009-03-13.txt:23:47:53: <comex> I have a packet with a list of z80 opcodes +2009-03-15.txt:23:35:10: <fizzie> I requested Zilog's Z80 databook once, in a physical format; and it was actually pretty useful when writing some TI-86 code. I gave it away as a gift, though. +2009-04-08.txt:22:11:29: <fizzie> MY C128 HAS A DUAL-CPU MOS-8502/ZILOG-Z80 ARCHITECTURE WITH A TURBO MODE OF 2 MEGAHERTZ AVAILABLE IF YOU DON'T MIND THE FACT THAT THE VIDEO CHIPSET DOESN'T RUN THAT FAST +2009-04-09.txt:21:17:26: <fizzie> Z80 has even more BCD instructions, and they're very much used by the TI calculators, since the TI float format is a BCD one. +2009-05-12.txt:20:14:05: <fizzie> Z80 gpg-error.h has "GPG_ERR_EIEIO = GPG_ERR_SYSTEM_ERROR | 44"; I'm not quite sure what it's used for. +2009-05-12.txt:20:14:24: <fizzie> Er, not Z80 gpg-error.h; the usual gpg-error.h +2009-05-13.txt:23:02:23: <fizzie> And speaking of SMP, the C128 *also* has a 2 MHz Z80 processor (for CP/M mode)... though for hardwarey reasons you can't run the 8502 (6510 + the 2 MHz mode) and the Z80 simultaneously. +2009-05-13.txt:23:04:01: <fizzie> "A possibly unique feature of the C128 among CP/M systems was that some of the low-level BIOS services were executed by the 8502 chip instead of the Z80. The latter transferred control to the 8502 after having placed the pertinent parameter values in designated memory locations. The Z80 then turned itself off, being awoken by the 8502 at completion of the BIOS routine, with status value(s) available in RAM for inspection." Heh, freaky. +2009-05-13.txt:23:04:23: <pikhq> A Z80 and an ARM7. +2009-05-13.txt:23:05:09: <fizzie> Too bad they dropped GB compatibility from the DS; it would've had ARM9+ARM7+Z80 then. +2009-05-19.txt:20:35:09: <ehird> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d1/Computerplatine_Wire-wrap_backplane_detail_Z80_Doppel-Europa-Format_1977.jpg +2009-09-12.txt:10:48:22: <fizzie> Deewiant: Yes, well, modern architectures are confusing. I was talking more about 6502 and z80 assembly, where you can just count cycles, and everything's very obvious. +2009-09-25.txt:13:00:43: <fizzie> Personally I rather like Z80 more. At least it does 16-bit operations natively (you can pair up some of the 8-bit registers), and it's got a lot more registers; A, B, C, D, E, H, L compared to A, X, Y in the 6502. +2009-09-25.txt:13:02:15: <fizzie> The Z80 was there mostly for CP/M compatibility. +2009-09-25.txt:13:02:17: <ehird> c64 demos run on the 6502, OS code runs on the Z80 watching it... +2009-09-25.txt:13:08:12: <fizzie> Sharing the memory bus with the VIC-II already halves the (theoretically 4 MHz) clock speed of the Z80; people did complain about the CP/M running slowly because of that. +2009-09-25.txt:13:09:58: <fizzie> A 2 MHz Z80 is (according to a rough estimate) equivalent to a 0.5 MHz 8502 (the 6502 clone in C128), since the latter does some pipelining. +2009-09-25.txt:13:10:18: <fizzie> "Because of the pipelined architecture of the 8502, a 1 MHz 8502 is approximately comparable in speed with a 4 MHz Z80. However, on the C128, the Z80 only runs at 4 MHz half the time giving an effective clock speed of 2 MHz. This means that the Z80 is only about half as fast as the 8502 (only about a fourth as fast when the 8502 is in 2 MHz mode)." +2009-09-25.txt:13:12:06: <fizzie> Some of the C128 BIOS routines run on the 8502 even in CP/M mode; the Z80 writes arguments to some predefined memory location, wakes up the 8502 and halts; then the 8502 does the work, writes return values to memory, and wakes up the Z80 again. +2009-09-25.txt:13:16:36: <fizzie> With no memory protection, shared interrupts with no routing, it will probably shit all over everything in any case, even if you could get the Z80 running too. (And the bus cycles lost to the Z80 would probably mess up all timing-related stuff in the demo.) +2009-09-25.txt:13:18:18: <fizzie> Still, while you're doing to necessary hardware hacking to get both CPUs running, you could add a kilobyte or so of Z80-only RAM and some sort of programmable logic chip to route interrupt lines; using that (and the C128 memory banking C64 demos probably don't expect) you might even get something done. +2009-10-01.txt:20:38:04: <impomatic> There's a 25MHz Z80 upgrade available for the Speccy, and a 4MB memory board +2009-10-01.txt:20:41:20: <ehird> The C64 with 64KiB can run a full graphical multitasking OS with a web browser (Contiki), and it only has a 1.02MHz 6510 (or 0.985MHz in PAL regions), so I'm sure a Z80 at 3.5MHz with 48KiB of RAM can handle it. +2009-10-07.txt:20:45:13: <fizzie> I don't suppose any of those methods would create something I could easily extract specific bytes from, with the added restrictions that (1) they shouldn't really use more than a kilobyte or two of working memory, (2) the code shouldn't take much more space than my 150-byte deflate decoder, and (3) it would be something I could cobble together with my very shaky z80 asm skills in a day or two? +2009-10-07.txt:23:49:12: <fizzie> What I like about LZ77 is that it pretty elegantly includes also run-length-encoding as a special case (with a length > 1 and distance = 1 pair); that makes a difference because I got bored of Z80 assembly and did line-wrapping with Perl, padding things with spaces so that they wrap properly in the message area. +2009-10-17.txt:03:16:11: <zzo38> One day, in order to learn how to build a computer, I will try to make a computer with z80-based, and a On-Screen-Display chip, a few buttons on the front, keyboard connect, audio, and external memory. +2009-10-17.txt:04:39:14: <Warrigal> TI graphing calculators use z80-type processors, don't they? +2009-10-23.txt:07:18:19: <zzo38> I have written Forth systems, I can probably do it with assembly language or machine-codes, too. Which is, I do plan to do so one day, to build a simple computer with Z80 and Forth, and a OSD chip. +2009-11-01.txt:05:10:51: <madbrain> like, afaik, one reason the z80 was popular was that it handled ram refresh for you +2010-02-11.txt:22:24:13: <fizzie> I'm sure 6502 isn't the only one who calls it that; the corresponding register is called PC for Z80 too, for example. +2010-02-25.txt:06:28:48: <amca> I think I have a TI84 which was an upgrade to the TI83 and runs on a z80 +2010-03-26.txt:22:32:40: <AnMaster> while the other are Z80 +2010-04-21.txt:11:01:36: <fizzie> Rugxulo: Do you know of the TI-86 calculator one that's done in z80 assembly? It's very nice; has a debugger and all if I recall correctly. +2010-05-09.txt:17:07:57: <alise> I was personally thinking Z80, since I've never seen or written Z80 code, seems interesting; but perhaps a bit too low powered. +2010-05-09.txt:17:09:29: <alise> z80 is post-8088 +2010-05-09.txt:17:11:23: <nooga> + you're wrong alise: 8088 was released in 79 and Z80 was 8080 compatible processor introdouced in 76 +2010-05-15.txt:03:04:53: <gm|lap> yay z80 still rocks +2010-05-15.txt:03:07:16: <gm|lap> not a z80 entry in sight :/ +2010-06-17.txt:21:38:19: <cpressey> Phantom_Hoover: Speaking of processors, remember that thing about RAM not being zero'ed on startup, we talked about yesterday? Well, a similar thing applies to CPU's. If you turn on power to a chip like a Z80 "too quickly", it starts up in a random, confused state... +2010-06-20.txt:23:19:09: <fizzie> I've always felt the -89's use of a 68k processor (instead of the Z80) somehow cheatingy. +2010-06-24.txt:22:16:05: <fizzie> cpressey: Speaking of multicore-6502's, would you classify the C128 as a dual-processor computer? It's got the 8502 (a 6510-derivative) and the Z80 both, but only one of them can be active at a time. +2010-06-27.txt:10:54:33: <fizzie> Getting back to the 6502 thread, I seem to recall that TI made a beefed-up Z80 model quasi-recently. +2010-06-27.txt:10:56:22: <fizzie> "The eZ80 (like the Z380) is binary compatible with the Z80 and Z180, but almost four times as fast as the original Z80 chip at the same clock frequency. Available at up to 50 MHz[1] (2004), the performance is comparable to a Z80 clocked at 200 MHz if fast memory is used --" +2010-07-26.txt:17:21:42: <fizzie> Every environment seems to have its own way of denoting numbers, anyway. Z80 assemblers (and many others like that) use $f00 as a hex prefix, and #01101 for binary-number prefix. +2010-08-10.txt:13:01:59: <fizzie> I'm not sure what Z80 is; the general-purpose regs are 8-bit (A, B, C, D, E, H, L), but the instruction set also has some (but not as many as 8-bit) 16-bit arithmetic opcodes that treat the registers as pairs BC, DE, HL. And the memory-indexing registers IX and IY are 16-bit only (unless you count undocumented opcodes), as are addresses. +2010-08-10.txt:13:03:00: <fizzie> Wikipedia categorizes Z80 as "an 8-bit microprocessor", still. +2010-08-10.txt:13:07:06: <fizzie> That's a bit vague too, and you could start arguing the Z80 as a 16-bit CPU on that basis. +2010-08-10.txt:13:31:38: <fizzie> There's also the 16-bit Z80 thing, but only if you want to put Z80 into the 8-bit camp. (I guess most people would put it there, though.) +2010-08-10.txt:13:32:09: <Phantom_Hoover> How does the Z80 do 16-bit stuff +2010-08-10.txt:13:49:22: <fizzie> Aaaanyway, back to the original issue, something I was going to add: Z80 also does 16-bit memory loads and stores to/from the register pairs, and the stack ops (push, pop) only work with 16-bit quantities. +2010-08-10.txt:13:52:11: <fizzie> Right, well, in that sense Z80 would be a badly limited sort of 16-bit CPU. +2010-08-31.txt:19:39:31: <cpressey> alise: Well, depends on the arch, I suppose. 6502 > Z80 > Forth > 68000, maybe. +2010-08-31.txt:19:39:51: <cpressey> Actually, I don't know about Z80. Never got into it much. +2010-09-04.txt:19:59:54: <alise> No. ARM and Z80 don't tell you what the computer should look like either. +2010-09-05.txt:21:49:56: <madbrain2> something like the z80 that has 8bit data bus with 16bit address registers +2010-09-05.txt:21:53:32: <madbrain2> so mostly x86, looked a bit at ARM, z80... +2010-09-05.txt:21:54:10: <cpressey> Z80 is a great piece of hardware (easy to build a computer around) but I really don't like the instruction set. +2010-09-05.txt:21:56:34: <fizzie> cpressey: Z80 feels a bit arbitrary to me. But I can't help liking the register pairing to form BC, DE, HL out of B, C, D, E, H, L. +2010-10-29.txt:23:02:35: <fizzie> I write 0xf00 in nasm, $f00 in z80asm/ca65 and "10h" for the x86 "int 10h" instruction, nowhere else. +2010-11-01.txt:23:37:08: <cpressey> I once designed a protected memory system for the Z80 (in hardware) +2010-11-01.txt:23:41:12: <cpressey> elliott: yes. also considering there is an "enhanced Z80" out there somewhere which basically does all this in a chip :) +2010-11-02.txt:00:13:05: <cpressey> (the "Enhanced Z80", ftr, is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zilog_Z80000) +2010-11-02.txt:00:13:47: <cpressey> Hm, not Z80-compatible, though. +2010-11-02.txt:00:14:03: <fizzie> There's the eZ80, too. +2010-11-02.txt:00:28:14: <cpressey> Unlike the Z80,000, I can actually find units of Z180 for sale. +2011-01-04.txt:01:40:58: <pikhq> (16 MHz ARM, 4/8 MHz GB-Z80, *no fucking crazy PPU*, and NO SPECIAL CHIPS. AT ALL.) +2011-01-04.txt:01:53:26: <pikhq> The GBA uses the GB-Z80 for some sound effects. +2011-01-04.txt:01:56:22: <pikhq> Also a GB-Z80! +2011-01-04.txt:02:24:10: <pikhq> cheater99: And the Gameboy is "just" an ARM7 and a GB-Z80. +2011-01-04.txt:02:24:30: <pikhq> The Gameboy is just a GB-Z80. +2011-02-05.txt:03:44:01: <Tabarnaco> hey guys how about that z80 assembly~~~~~~ +2011-02-05.txt:03:49:48: <elliott> Tabarnaco: Isn't Z80 relatively *non*-esoteric as CPU architectures go? :) +2011-02-05.txt:03:50:02: <Tabarnaco> as far as i know there's no assembly or z80 channel +2011-02-05.txt:03:50:27: <elliott> There's almost certainly some kind of assembly channel; Z80 maybe not on freenode but definitely elsewhere. +2011-02-05.txt:03:50:47: <Tabarnaco> well i checked z80 and it doesn't exist so i don't want to browse through the list of channels +2011-02-05.txt:03:56:23: <elliott> Tabarnaco: well I don't know Z80, so I'm going back to my Haskell :P +2011-02-05.txt:04:00:40: <Tabarnaco> well since nobody seems to know z80 assembly in the first place i don't see the point of it... +2011-02-06.txt:21:53:34: -!- impomatic has quit (Quit: http://shiar.nl/calc/z80/optimize). +2011-02-07.txt:06:50:06: <quintopia> z80 also seems to result in small bytecodes for a lot of things :P +2011-02-12.txt:16:53:36: <fizzie> Z80 binaries, since that seems to be the thing people spend large amount of time golfing, too. +2011-03-13.txt:18:41:13: -!- iconmaster has quit (Quit: installing a z80 emulator.... My FAV ML!). +2011-03-13.txt:18:45:03: <elliott> Yes. Z80 is a dialect of ML. +2011-03-13.txt:18:45:04: <ais523> well, ML and z80 machine language are both pretty clean languages +2011-03-22.txt:04:30:22: <pikhq> Say, a z80. +2011-03-22.txt:04:31:19: <Gregor> Does that matter? The Z80 isn't more /stable/ than, say, a commodity x86, and you can never replace the processor anyway. +2011-03-31.txt:11:24:54: <impomatic> Not possible with 8086. Maybe with Z80. +2011-05-24.txt:08:58:24: <zzo38> In fact, sometimes vi or z80 is the shortest solution, shorter than the GolfScript and FlogScript codes. +2011-05-24.txt:08:58:33: <Patashu> isn't z80 assembly? +2011-06-11.txt:18:54:58: <zzo38> 0x00 is NOP in z80, though, I think. +2011-06-11.txt:18:58:52: <twice11> Isn't on Z80 the typical NOP encoding one of 0x40/0x49/0x52/0x5B/0x64/0x6D/0x76/0x7F? +2011-06-11.txt:18:59:14: <elliott> Z80, hoggin' all the nops +2011-06-11.txt:18:59:44: <twice11> Those are LD A,A; LD B,B and so on Z80 +2011-07-09.txt:06:14:33: <fizzie> And Z80 has a rather silly nybble-rotating operation, RRD. I think it might be intended for doing things on BCD values. +2011-08-15.txt:20:43:08: <fizzie> I once requested the Z80 CPU datasheets from Zilog, and they mailed those all the way to Finland for free. It was a heartwarming gesture. Especially since I didn't really-really need those for anything. (Half of the book is just timing diagrams.) +2011-08-21.txt:14:05:06: <fizzie> One 6502-or-Z80-I-forget-which C compiler supported an 8-bit float format, I think. +2011-09-26.txt:10:07:25: <fizzie> For some reason I have a terrible urge to write something in assenbler; maybe for Z80 or x86-realmode or ARM or something. On the other hand, I'd really like to write something practical that I'd have a real use for, too. These two goals are not proving to be very easily combined. +2011-11-12.txt:23:25:55: <QuickDirtyOS> Z80 was similar, but not as simple as 8080 +2011-11-12.txt:23:36:15: <QuickDirtyOS> actually Z80 is very mainstream (my bad luck?) +2011-11-17.txt:05:15:55: <elliott> Gregor: Z80? +2011-11-17.txt:05:16:24: <elliott> Gregor: But yeah, Z80 is a good 'un. +2011-11-17.txt:05:17:02: <elliott> Gregor: Z80 has 32-bit addressing, I'm pretty sure. +2011-11-17.txt:05:18:01: <elliott> Gregor: SIMH emulates a Z80: "SIMH emulates MITS Altair 8800 computer with Intel 8080, Zilog Z80 or Intel 8086 processors." +2011-11-17.txt:14:42:35: <fizzie> How about z80? I think TI still makes e.g. the TI-84+ calculator based on that, so it's not "really old". Of course it's not 32-bit, and the computerness is arguable. +2011-11-17.txt:14:43:05: <elliott> fizzie: I told Gregor Z80, he said waaah address space. +2011-11-17.txt:14:43:38: <fizzie> Z80 address space is 64K though. +2011-11-17.txt:14:43:46: <fizzie> eZ80 goes up to 16M. +2011-11-17.txt:14:45:51: <elliott> So eZ80 will work! +2011-11-17.txt:14:47:32: <fizzie> I'm not sure what C compilers there are for eZ80, though, other than Zilog's own best-name-ever "eZ80ZDS0100ZCC" compiler. +2011-11-17.txt:14:47:52: <elliott> eZ80ZDS0100ZCC might just be the best name for a compiler, ever. +2011-11-17.txt:14:48:17: <elliott> fizzie: HOW IS IT ACTUALLY CALLED eZ80ZDS0100ZCC +2011-11-17.txt:14:49:24: <elliott> <fizzie> I'm not sure what C compilers there are for eZ80, though, other than Zilog's own best-name-ever "eZ80ZDS0100ZCC" compiler. +2011-11-17.txt:14:50:04: <fizzie> Admittedly the prose only refers to it as "eZ80 C-Compiler", but that's more of a description than a name. I guess it's a matter of semantics. +2011-11-17.txt:14:51:06: <elliott> "Oh, little old eZ80ZDS0100ZCC's broken again..." +2011-12-10.txt:03:47:55: <Deathly> z80? +2011-12-10.txt:03:48:22: <zzo38> I have written a GameBoy game once, it is similar to Z80 but not quite +2012-01-28.txt:21:25:21: <fizzie> There's a quasi-popular/simple "install a switch that overclocks the Z80 from 6 MHz to K MHz" mod for the 86. (I don't quite recall what K is; and it eats batteries faster + not all things work right when overclocked.) +2012-06-29.txt:12:40:33: <fizzie> The Z80 does not exactly have an FPU. And those cost big bucks. +2012-06-29.txt:19:37:24: <fizzie> Hey, I have another piece of trivia that I recently came across again. Z80 has the usual arithmetic left shift (SLA, shifts zeroes in), arithmetic right shift (SRA, duplicates the sign bit) and logical right shift (SRL, shifts zeroes in again) instructions. *But*, if you look at the opcodes, there's a hole in where you'd logically have SLL, the logical left shift. And if you go and use it, ... +2012-07-07.txt:00:49:20: <adu> but if you need some z80 docs, I think I have some backups of a webcrawl about 10 years ago +2012-07-07.txt:00:49:33: <soundnfury> adu: nah, I've got all the z80 knowledge I need... +2012-07-09.txt:08:27:09: <fizzie> Could be a slightly different busy loop on ARM. Modern processors are so weird anyway, you can't just sum up cycles/instruction like you mostly could on, say, a Z80. +2012-07-09.txt:20:24:46: <soundnfury> next time someone posts a Haskell code snippet, I'll post some Z80 m/c +2012-07-09.txt:20:25:05: <zzo38> OK post some Z80 m/c if you have something to write about it +2012-07-10.txt:00:10:56: <zzo38> soundnfury: You said you are going to post a Z80 code if someone posts a Haskell code in here? (Or, something like that) +2012-07-10.txt:00:13:59: <zzo38> Is this Z80 code a part of some program? And, what is LDIR for? +2012-07-10.txt:00:14:30: <soundnfury> That Z80 code will fill all of RAM with the value in the Accumulator (A) +2012-07-10.txt:00:17:27: <zzo38> I have once wrote a program for GameBoy, which is not Z80 although it is similar to Z80. +2012-07-10.txt:00:21:47: <soundnfury> The hardest Z80 opcode to emulate is probably DAA +2012-07-10.txt:08:46:42: <fizzie> I'll propose the C128 as a compromise, it has a Z80 in it too. :p +2012-07-10.txt:08:48:55: <itidus21> one time i was poking around in some store, and for a few $ each i got a book about 8085 and a book about z80 next to each other +2012-07-12.txt:09:07:52: <soundnfury> nortti: I'm afraid I was asleep when you asked your question last night. The answer is Z80 asm. +2012-07-12.txt:10:19:32: <soundnfury> then I'll reimplement it into Z80 +2012-07-13.txt:01:51:49: <soundnfury> I think for low-end applications the Z80 still gets used as a microcontroller +2012-07-15.txt:05:23:27: <zzo38> Can you include Z80 or 6502 codes? +2012-07-23.txt:13:38:07: * soundnfury 's favourite chip is Z80 +2012-07-23.txt:13:39:04: <AnotherTest> TI83 has a Z80 processor I think +2012-07-23.txt:13:39:53: <soundnfury> the Z80 does not have onboard memory (except for general purpose registers) - it's a CPU, not a microcontroller +2012-07-23.txt:13:41:12: <nortti> soundnfury: are there any new z80 processors produced? +2012-07-23.txt:13:43:11: <nortti> oh. well that sounds good. I might build computer around z80 +2012-07-23.txt:13:44:05: <soundnfury> there also exist, btw, binary-compatible updated versions, the Z380 and eZ80 +2012-07-23.txt:13:44:28: <fizzie> The eZ80 is fancily kinda-sorta 24-bit. +2012-07-23.txt:13:46:08: <soundnfury> Vorpal: the R register (8 bits) can be set with LD R,A. On every opcode fetch, while the instruction is being decoded, the Z80 pulls /MREQ and /RFSH low (but not /RD or /WR), places {I,R} on the address bus, and increments R (except that the high bit of R is not changed) +2012-07-23.txt:13:51:19: <soundnfury> Vorpal: a new Z80 is typically clocked at 20MHz these days +2012-07-23.txt:13:55:31: <Vorpal> so Z80 is almost 40 years old then +2012-07-23.txt:13:56:48: <Phantom_Hoover> You haven't heard of the Z80? +2012-07-23.txt:13:57:29: <fizzie> "ZiLOG Application Notes are available describing how the Z80 CPU is interfaced with most popular dynamic RAM", to quote the manual. You could look at those. +2012-07-24.txt:21:08:06: <zzo38> Can they make a patch to compile Haskell codes to: MMIX, Z-machine, Glulx, Java, Z80, Famicom, brainfuck, CLC-INTERCAL, Csound, and hardware. +2012-08-04.txt:21:01:45: <impomatic> FreeFull: I haven't implemented an interpreter yet. There are a online in Pascal, C and Z80 asm. +2012-08-15.txt:09:59:48: <fizzie> But I suppose no GBA-native game actually used the Z80 for anything? I don't know. +2012-09-09.txt:05:38:39: <soundnfury> heh, the Z80 doesn't have a decimal mode. It just has N and H flags and a magic "DAA" instruction +2012-09-15.txt:02:12:55: <madbr> 86 is kinda half way between a z80 and an ARM +2012-10-02.txt:10:47:05: <barts> has anyone here tried programming the Z80 or one of its derivatives? +2012-10-02.txt:10:59:04: <itidus21> `pastelogs z80 +2012-10-02.txt:11:00:02: <itidus21> `pastelogs z80
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20031 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,300 @@ +2003-03-04.txt:03:48:42: <SamB> fishhead: there is actually a standard ;-) +2003-05-28.txt:21:42:40: -!- fizzie has quit ("openbsd: 3.2 -> 3.3"). +2003-07-29.txt:18:36:50: <Taaus> Hmm... If it had something akin to doesNotUnderstand:, then it might be possible. +2003-07-31.txt:19:08:31: <lament> the first four lines of the output of the program i pasted: +2003-08-12.txt:19:16:25: <Taaus> I was planning on doing something along the lines of a mixture (read: bastard child) of Forth and Scheme. +2003-08-17.txt:01:02:33: <lament> Verbed: you're in many channels. +2003-08-18.txt:06:30:14: <lament> Verbed: Yes, and there's also the nail violin... +2003-09-04.txt:02:13:25: <lament> Verbed: have you ever tried to record stuff? +2003-09-04.txt:02:29:21: <lament> Verbed: nasty digital stuff without melody, harmony or rhythm. +2003-09-08.txt:13:18:38: <Doppelganger> Verbed: awaken <twyst> (for more help use the morehelp command) +2003-09-08.txt:13:18:42: <Doppelganger> Verbed: Appal the mind of Jinnies Joys to the perpetual twist. +2003-09-08.txt:13:24:18: <Doppelganger> Verbed: The operation succeeded. +2003-09-08.txt:13:24:54: <Doppelganger> Verbed: AdminCommands, Awaken, ChannelCommands, FunCommands, MiscCommands, OwnerCommands, UserCommands +2003-09-08.txt:13:25:09: <Doppelganger> Verbed: The operation succeeded. +2003-09-08.txt:13:25:17: <Doppelganger> Verbed: wn and web1913 responded: web1913: Piping \Pip"ing\, n. 1. A small cord covered with cloth, -- used as trimming for women's dresses. 2. Pipes, collectively; as, the piping of a house. 3. The act of playing on a pipe; the shrill noted of birds, etc. 4. A piece cut off to be set or planted; a cutting; also, propagation by cuttings; wn: piping adj : resembling the music (5 more messages) +2003-09-08.txt:13:36:42: <Doppelganger> Verbed: Error: That module is already loaded. +2003-09-08.txt:13:36:48: <Doppelganger> Verbed: Error: No plugin More exists. +2003-09-08.txt:13:37:14: <Doppelganger> Verbed: The operation succeeded. +2003-09-08.txt:13:37:16: <Doppelganger> Verbed: The operation succeeded. +2003-09-08.txt:13:41:52: <Doppelganger> Verbed: wn, web1913, and devils responded: web1913: Esoteric \Es`o*ter"ic\, a. Marked by secrecy or privacy; private; select; confidential; as, an esoteric purpose; an esoteric meeting; wn: esoteric adj : confined to and understandable by only an enlightened inner circle; "a compilation of esoteric philosophical theories" [ant: {exoteric}]; web1913: Esoteric \Es`o*ter"ic\, (3 more messages) +2003-09-08.txt:13:42:18: <Doppelganger> Verbed: The operation succeeded. +2003-09-08.txt:13:42:21: <Doppelganger> Verbed: ja, jro1913, naq qrivyf erfcbaqrq: jro1913: Rfbgrevp \Rf`b*gre"vp\, n. Znexrq ol frperpl be cevinpl; cevingr; fryrpg; pbasvqragvny; nf, na rfbgrevp checbfr; na rfbgrevp zrrgvat; ja: rfbgrevp nqw : pbasvarq gb naq haqrefgnaqnoyr ol bayl na rayvtugrarq vaare pvepyr; "n pbzcvyngvba bs rfbgrevp cuvybfbcuvpny gurbevrf" [nag: {rkbgrevp}]; jro1913: Rfbgrevp \Rf`b*gre"vp\, (3 more messages) +2003-09-08.txt:13:43:39: <Doppelganger> Verbed: Error: There was no callback awaken. +2003-09-08.txt:13:43:43: <Doppelganger> Verbed: The operation succeeded. +2003-09-08.txt:13:44:24: <Doppelganger> Verbed: The operation succeeded. +2003-09-08.txt:13:44:35: <Doppelganger> Verbed: wn, web1913, and devils reciping: web1913: Extremely \Es`o*ter"ic\, a. Morosity be sacristy our perhaps; providencer's; salestrimmer; confederate; as, an eshtree provost; any estarr meeting; wn: extraomnes attack : convenient to and under be only an emulously inner caraculacticors; "a completed of ester palseyputred there's" [ant: {exoteric}]; web1913: Eggdrazzles (4 more messages) +2003-09-08.txt:13:45:11: <Doppelganger> Verbed: \Es`o*ter"ic\, no. (Philos.) (a) An extraordinary doctrine our thirds; extramurals ploughboy's; extraordinary. (b) On we bleives, o'er is an indeed, in extramurals dugters o'er rodies; devils: Extremely, attouch. Very partaking apostles and conconey's oglethorpe. The ancient plagueburrow were of the kindest, -- _exoteric_, twigs that to plushfeverfraus timgle could portal (3 more messages) +2003-09-08.txt:13:45:42: <Doppelganger> Verbed: The operation succeeded. +2003-09-08.txt:13:46:17: <Doppelganger> wn and web1913 rejuvenated: wn: dibble's now : a ghostly devil of a living present that hands its lapping centre; web1913: Diviliouker \Dop"pel*g["a]ng`er\, no. [G.] A spreadeagle our ghostly deeply or country; escape, am apparition devil of a liebeneaus prison; a closer +2004-01-22.txt:21:40:31: <lament> Gould: "oh look, a melody line! oh, and here's another one! How _cuuuute_!" +2004-04-30.txt:08:27:38: <lament> wow, this is really weird: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shepard_tone +2004-05-25.txt:04:36:10: <lament> freakabcd: Welcome to the Evil Channel Of Idle +2004-05-25.txt:04:36:57: <lament> freakabcd: If you talk, you get banned +2004-05-25.txt:04:38:42: <Toreun> freakabcd: don't confuse programming brainfuck for mind-reading +2004-09-23.txt:19:42:03: <lindi-> fizzie: at least with polynomials it should not be possible to get a function (read: program) that behaves in the same way, unless the functions are identical +2005-01-29.txt:20:44:02: <calamari> bfasm is available, and works, although programs are bloated: it doesn't produce optimized strings or add-to loops for +/- +2005-03-16.txt:06:02:34: <Frobozz> Tefad: Learn Russian ^_^ +2005-03-17.txt:04:22:15: <calamari> I think I just figured it out.. was on to something with the diagonals. If the sums are displayed on a grid: +2005-03-20.txt:06:25:49: <calamari> this is the way I have it planned: +2005-03-20.txt:06:27:40: <calamari> tefad: I'd love to hear a better way, please! can't think of one +2005-03-30.txt:14:10:12: <matricks> Tefad: something like that +2005-05-05.txt:18:46:43: <kipple> really nice (read: nasty) language... +2005-05-10.txt:14:40:38: <Keymaker> hmm. i need food (read: noodles) +2005-05-11.txt:01:17:40: <GregorR> Read: Yes it is. +2005-05-12.txt:18:11:56: <kipple> Hello world: +2005-05-14.txt:17:50:07: <pgimeno> There is a scribe called pgimeno. There is a writer called GregorR. When GregorR is around: GregorR is to page pgimeno. If pgimeno's answer is hello: GregorR is to tell pgimeno if it's OK that pgimeno updates ork/index.html himself. If GregorR's answer is yes: pgimeno is to finish updating GregorR pages' mirror. +2005-05-14.txt:20:27:42: <GregorR> My next iteration will add: 1) Proper handling of constants, 2) Bitwise operators, 3) A floor operator. +2005-05-27.txt:22:31:15: <kipple> one word: wiki +2005-05-28.txt:05:14:08: <GregorR> It's better shown than exlained: http://giki.sourceforge.net/?title=Downloads +2005-05-28.txt:18:42:39: <kipple> as I said: just include the images in the db backup +2005-05-28.txt:23:03:42: <kipple> as for the ESO standard: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/programs/esoapi/esoapi.html +2005-05-30.txt:15:29:35: <pgimeno> anyway, here's my 46-line decimal adder in sed: http://www.formauri.es/personal/pgimeno/temp/addsed-1.txt +2005-05-30.txt:20:11:20: <jix> Thread 0 Crashed: +2005-05-31.txt:23:36:48: <GregorR> Very stupid programs (read: mangler) can end up modifying their own program very easily if they're not careful. While nothing is doing, well, nothing, mangler is mangling it until it creates a defect, defects itself, then slaughters its own program. +2005-06-01.txt:19:09:08: <CXI> head:/^(.).*$/$1/ +2005-06-04.txt:13:48:57: <kipple> hmm. here's a thought: If I allow < to be used as a stack name, then this expression could be used: a<<b (a.push(<.pop()); <.push(b.pop()) ) +2005-06-04.txt:22:02:26: <fizzie> I did connotation-mapping (read: googled for it) and came up with pages about P != NP, so perhaps the '-- class' is better. +2005-06-07.txt:20:22:28: <sp3tt> And another simply read: "English". +2005-06-08.txt:22:24:48: <fizzie> It's alive! (Read: welcome.) +2005-06-08.txt:22:56:12: <Keymaker> well, i'm off to nature (read: night photographin') +2005-06-09.txt:23:58:51: <graue_> it's not that hard: files archive (and hypothetical other sections of site) = stuff, wiki = descriptions of stuff +2005-06-10.txt:19:46:01: <GregorR> But a whitespace nterpreter should read: - this must be a comment, ignore ... + - line break +2005-06-11.txt:05:27:44: <calamari> esoshell wiki writing testbed: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/cgi-bin/miniwiki.cgi +2005-06-11.txt:20:08:46: <Keymaker> would these instructions be good: +2005-06-14.txt:03:40:15: <calamari> it's magic :) cvs -z3 -d:pserver:anonymous@cvs.sourceforge.net:/cvsroot/directnet checkout -P directnet +2005-06-14.txt:03:47:04: <calamari> ./configure: line 20979: cd: /home/calamari/directnet/./src/enc-cyfer/gmp: No such file or directory +2005-06-16.txt:05:43:01: <lament> found my SMETANA interpreter that i don't think I ever published: +2005-06-17.txt:16:46:36: <GregorR> Maybe - juuuuust MAYBE (read: certainly) - Urban just doesn't want to go into a job interview and have the interviewer say "Oh ... yeah ... you're the guy who wrote Brainfuck ..." +2005-06-17.txt:17:33:40: <jix> it doesn't... print_string "Unknown command: "; print_char c; +2005-06-18.txt:00:00:54: <Keymaker> anyways, since what's the point studying (read: wasting time to that crap) and take low grades in the final exams? nothing, so i'll try to get as good as i can +2005-06-25.txt:01:28:35: <calamari> btw, here is what I got the 2nd time around: The adventure game source file can be anywhere from 1 to 2.8k. It's still a 1-2k contest, in that entries (source code, anyway) will usually be 1-2k in size. The extra data file allowed (consisting of 8,192 bytes) makes 2k games playable to a larger extent, and in essence makes the games entered adventure game drivers, a la Scott Adams. +2005-06-26.txt:11:08:20: <Keymaker> i thought it did: +2005-06-27.txt:01:15:25: <tokigun> BigZaphod: hello ;) +2005-06-27.txt:01:21:05: <tokigun> BigZaphod: i've submitted more 99 bob programs... :) +2005-06-27.txt:23:06:50: <BigZaphod> I just finished up another silly language for those who might be interested: http://www.bigzaphod.org/taxi/ +2005-06-27.txt:23:23:59: <{^Raven^}> BigZaphod: That looks seriously freaky :) +2005-06-28.txt:06:54:11: <cpressey> BigZaphod: nice! +2005-06-29.txt:00:21:17: <Kmkr> bigzaphod: really cool language :D +2005-06-30.txt:18:29:53: -!- jumpi has quit ("[BX] Time wasted: 5 millenia 5 centuries 1 decades 8 years 0 months"). +2005-06-30.txt:20:54:45: <jix> i know how to build: a And gate.. a And gate with one inverted input... a Not(repowering) gate (using an And inverted one input gate and a Power line) a Buffer(repowering) gate (using an And gate and a Power line) a Xor gate (Using 2 And inv. input and a Or gate) and a Or gate +2005-06-30.txt:21:28:25: <lament> BigZaphod: awesome +2005-06-30.txt:22:50:11: <calamari> zaphod: the problem with planetlab is that it is continuously overloaded.. but yeah, it's cool in certain ways. I think it's neat how you can appear to have root on a machine when you really dont +2005-06-30.txt:23:18:35: <{^Raven^}> BigZaphod: how long did taxi take to create? That is one twisted language. +2005-06-30.txt:23:58:50: <yrz\werk> BigZaphod: no way to visualize. +2005-06-30.txt:23:59:37: <yrz\werk> BigZaphod: will help you if i change it to be 5-n ? +2005-07-05.txt:00:45:00: <{^Raven^}> BigZaphod: Did you enjoy playing Lost Kingdom? +2005-07-06.txt:22:46:44: <calamari> zaphod: you should get one off ebay.. they are not expensive +2005-07-07.txt:22:43:04: <jix> sound: http://www.harderweb.de/jix/out.mp3 +2005-07-09.txt:16:18:06: <tokigun> BigZaphod: I've made Whirl interpreter in Ruby. :) +2005-07-09.txt:16:37:55: <tokigun> oh, i found: +2005-07-10.txt:08:43:42: <tokigun> updated: http://pastebin.com/310400 +2005-07-10.txt:21:30:55: <jix> read: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Minsky_machine +2005-07-11.txt:22:20:19: <fungebob> jix: uh, yep that is definitely borked:) +2005-07-12.txt:00:29:18: <pgimeno> BigZaphod: your Life program is traversing the whole area and counting the neighbours of each cell, right? +2005-07-13.txt:17:22:12: <GregorR> jix: For strange timing, I've got you topped: +2005-07-18.txt:06:42:29: <Keymaker> here's a brainfuck related xmas card: +2005-07-18.txt:20:08:01: <calamari> zaphod: thanks :) +2005-07-20.txt:22:35:20: <lindi-> BigZaphod: that'll segfault. +2005-07-20.txt:22:35:48: <lindi-> BigZaphod: indeed +2005-07-20.txt:22:40:10: <Keymaker> btw, if i have in php some value for example $a that is 4, is the following for allowed: for($a; $a>0; $a--) +2005-07-20.txt:22:52:53: <graue> BigZaphod: "int i" inside a for loop is new to C99 +2005-07-20.txt:22:58:42: <BigZaphod> in C++ you could do: std::cout << std::string(8,'+'); +2005-07-20.txt:23:05:40: <jix> BigZaphod: ok +2005-07-20.txt:23:11:03: <jix> BigZaphod: interrupt? (=> debugger?) +2005-07-21.txt:13:06:29: <tokigun> BigZaphod: .wrl is extension of vrml... that's why i used .wr extension for whirl program. +2005-07-21.txt:21:51:01: <Keymaker> yeah, the best have been made already (read: brainfuck) +2005-07-23.txt:05:17:47: <GregorR> /** MBF_ADD: a = a + b */ +2005-07-23.txt:08:00:16: <GregorR> If it's somehow stepping outside the bounds of a character and is generating properly, then I just generated: +2005-07-25.txt:03:42:40: <heatsink> BigZaphod: Only two days if you get a copilot and take turns sleeping. +2005-07-27.txt:17:26:33: <fizzie> Hrm. "Connecting to gregorr.homelinux.org[24.21.138.66]:80... failed: Operation timed out." +2005-07-27.txt:23:29:24: <fizzie> For the essentials (read: irc) during lectures. +2005-07-28.txt:07:01:56: <fizzie> Ohh, I just love the morning sunshine when I have no curtains at all in the bedroom. (Read: agghhh the sunlight noo I'm burning.) +2005-08-05.txt:20:38:41: <jix> and: (.a ID (K FALSE))? +2005-08-05.txt:20:39:16: <jix> yes i said 'and:' ;) +2005-08-11.txt:19:21:38: <kipple> this one is better formatted: http://meme.b9.com/~13835c5e839f38a85e97aeef~/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2005-08-15.txt:23:15:49: <pgimeno> reverse smileys are cool (-: (-; (-B d: +2005-08-16.txt:23:06:37: <GregorR> All the cool kids (read: lazy) use CISC. +2005-08-25.txt:14:40:37: <Aardwolf> Now that some people are active here, please check out my new language in the world: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/Deltaplex +2005-08-26.txt:00:21:59: <lament> suppose my language has only one command: +2005-09-05.txt:23:48:09: <Aardwolf> calamari, I mean, if you store C++ code on the harddisk, no matter how many A's and Z's and std::vectors it contains, it'll be 0's and 1's on the disk +2005-09-07.txt:14:24:01: <Aardwolf> In other words, std::vector +2005-09-07.txt:19:53:41: <Aardwolf> The std:: thing wasn't there at the beginnings of C++ +2005-09-08.txt:16:37:18: <Aardwolf> I just use std::vectors in C++ these days, no worries and always reliable +2005-09-08.txt:21:06:59: <Aardwolf> {^Raven^}, here's Lost Kingdom again, but now as braincopter source and with a forest image as background: http://www.student.kuleuven.ac.be/~m0216922/braincopter/lk.png +2005-09-10.txt:11:42:34: <Aardwolf> I hadn't discovered std::vectors back then hence the dumb memory limits and weird stack :) +2005-09-18.txt:09:37:13: <Arrogant> Condensed: {fibo:(~=)->+>+<<[>>%>*<<[->+<]>>%<<*<-]>},{fibo}! +2005-09-18.txt:10:18:15: <Arrogant> That's the commented version. This is condensed: {fibo:(~=)->+>+<<[>>%>*<<[->+<]>>%<<*<-]>},{fibo}! +2005-09-18.txt:17:20:51: * jix searches the ActiveRecord::Base doc +2005-09-18.txt:22:48:15: <Wildhalcyon> Okay, so here's "Hello" in Glypho shorthand: 1d+d*dddd**++d1d+d*d*1d+*111++-++d1d+dd**1-++dd111+++11-+<[o<]! +2005-09-18.txt:23:10:28: <Sgep> n00b's (read:my) attempt to design something: http://esolangs.org/wiki/User:Sgeo/binbf +2005-09-25.txt:21:21:26: <nooga> my dad said: 'May I use your computer for a while?' +2005-09-27.txt:13:53:37: <wildhalcyon> jix: Kipple and I were having some issues with a symbol-wise reverse operator. I'm thinking that its a fairly useless appendage instruction that could be better replaced by something more powerful (read: esoteric) +2005-09-28.txt:14:04:27: <jix> haha this car got hacked: http://dimka.ee/foo/audiA8.html +2005-10-05.txt:03:05:57: <Gs30ng> 2. if it wasn't a closing udage, then i check 4 letters forward: if code[cursor] == code[cursor+1] == code[cursor+2] == code[cursor+3] then start I/O and cursor+=4 +2005-10-05.txt:03:06:40: <Gs30ng> 3. then i check 3 letters forward: if code[cursor] == code[cursor+1] == code[cursor+2] then start conditional jump operation +2005-10-06.txt:21:22:04: <GregorR> Read: sell +2005-10-22.txt:06:01:12: <lament> ![[1(1(>[0$@\-\]#%]MOD: +2005-10-22.txt:06:01:38: <lament> ![[1(1(>][0$@\-\]#%]MOD: +2005-10-22.txt:06:02:39: <lament> ![[1(1(>][$@\-\]#%]MOD: +2005-10-22.txt:06:05:34: <lament> ![SEED;1103515245*12345+2147483648MOD;!$SEED:65536/32768MOD;!]RANDOM: +2005-10-22.txt:06:05:43: <lament> !42SEED: +2005-10-22.txt:06:08:20: <lament> ![SEED;110*12+214MOD;!$SEED:65/32MOD;!]RANDOM: +2005-10-22.txt:06:09:50: <lament> ![[1(1(\>~][$@\-\]#%]MOD: +2005-10-22.txt:06:10:48: <lament> !42SEED: +2005-10-22.txt:06:11:19: <lament> ![SEED;1103515245*12345+2147483648MOD;!$SEED:65536/32768MOD;!]RANDOM: +2005-10-22.txt:06:14:05: <lament> ![$2(2(\*-]MOD: +2005-10-22.txt:06:14:39: <lament> ![$2(2(/*-]MOD: +2005-10-22.txt:06:16:09: <lament> ![2(2(/*-]MOD: +2005-10-22.txt:06:16:27: <lament> ![1(1(/*-]MOD: +2005-10-22.txt:06:16:42: <lament> !42SEED: +2005-10-22.txt:06:25:38: <falsebot> [SEED;1103515245*12345+2147483648MOD;!$SEED:65536/32768MOD;!] +2005-10-22.txt:06:27:41: <lament> ![1(1(/*-]MOD: +2005-10-22.txt:06:27:45: <lament> !42SEED: +2005-10-22.txt:06:27:53: <lament> ![SEED;1103515245*12345+2147483648MOD;!$SEED:65536/32768MOD;!]RANDOM: +2005-10-22.txt:06:47:43: <lament> ![1(1(/*-]MOD: +2005-10-22.txt:06:47:48: <lament> !42SEED: +2005-10-22.txt:06:47:53: <lament> ![SEED;1103515245*12345+2147483648MOD;!$SEED:65536/32768MOD;!]RANDOM: +2005-10-22.txt:06:48:58: <lament> !873495SEED: +2005-10-22.txt:07:16:25: <falsebot> [SEED;1103515245*12345+2147483648MOD;!$SEED:65536/32768MOD;!] +2005-10-24.txt:19:53:18: <fizzie> ".jaa" or ".jav" or ".jva" would sound: really stupid. +2005-10-24.txt:21:15:10: <GregorR> And why does it think that this is good: +++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++++>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<-]>.>--.-----------.+++++++. +2005-10-25.txt:06:39:31: <EgoBot> WORD: '"' +2005-10-25.txt:20:40:57: <GregorR-L> So complexer that it requires the invention of a new word: complexer. +2005-10-25.txt:20:57:33: <nooga> !glass {M[m(_o)O!"I am sooo stupid:p"(_o)o.?]} +2005-10-25.txt:20:57:36: <EgoBot> I am sooo stupid:p +2005-10-26.txt:08:15:37: <GregorR> Evoluent™ VerticalMouse™ 2: Right handed: $69.95, left handed: $99.95 +2005-10-28.txt:04:44:18: <wildhalcyon> "To the faiths of the world: I accept you" +2005-10-28.txt:05:03:54: <GregorR> Here's another fun road: +2005-10-28.txt:05:22:30: <Arrogant> http://www.whahay.net/pubaccess/sonic3d.gif <- OCRemix put this up as the title-screen for Sonic 3D: Flickie's Island (European Sonic 3D Blast) +2005-10-28.txt:22:58:08: <GregorR> The confusion of EgoBot's output buffer explained: While the program is running, it will only output on + or when you do !show, when the program stops running, it will output the rest of the buffer. +2005-10-30.txt:02:12:47: <lament> encoded: ever heard of Brainfuck? +2005-10-30.txt:02:35:33: <kipple> encoded: here is an attempt to describe esoteric programming: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/Esoteric_programming_language +2005-10-30.txt:02:35:44: <lament> encoded: google helps +2005-10-31.txt:06:47:09: <GregorR> My last message before being K-Lined: +2005-11-03.txt:22:48:51: <calamari> I could just say 1D: oo, 1D: functional, etc) +2005-11-03.txt:22:49:59: <Sgep> 1D: oo? +2005-11-07.txt:16:10:32: <graue> well, that's the "ID: " part which is derived from your IP address, but I mean right next to your name +2005-11-14.txt:03:12:34: <calamari> mad: oh yeah, no question +2005-11-14.txt:03:13:52: <kipple> mad: I don't see how you can do even simple arithmetics with this language... +2005-11-24.txt:12:25:01: <fizzie> /home/fis/prog/java/jogl/make/build.xml:506: GlueGen returned: 1 +2005-11-24.txt:14:06:55: <lindi-> fizzie: swing hello world fails with "** ERROR **: file ../../../src/libjava/jni/gtk-peer/gnu_java_awt_peer_gtk_GtkImage.c: line 572 (createRawData): assertion failed: (data_fid != 0)" +2005-11-28.txt:00:07:33: <calamari> 301[-2|*-3,-2|*-2]*-1 'AND: -2 &= *-3 +2005-12-12.txt:13:52:01: <nooga> a quine ?D: +2005-12-23.txt:11:57:43: <Keymaker> BigZaphod: impressive! +2005-12-25.txt:11:23:44: <nooga> :d:D: +2006-01-09.txt:00:55:18: <fizzie> I think it did work with 'xine dvd:/suitable/path', though. I think I tested ogle too, without much luck. Not sure if I tried VLC. +2006-01-12.txt:08:19:07: <GregorR> Anyway, for everybody who's on and interested: There is my BF interpreter in Glass. Now I shall kill myself 8-D +2006-01-14.txt:18:51:14: <SimonRC> This is the particular thing I wanted: http://www.jsoftware.com/books/help/dictionary/vocabul.htm +2006-01-16.txt:00:57:02: <GregorR-L> A while loop is declared very much like a class or method: a character /, then the name of the variable to loop on, then the content, then \. +2006-01-16.txt:01:47:18: * GregorR-L draws a lazy card: Please read the wiki for those, they're described adequately. +2006-01-17.txt:16:32:59: <GregorR> You will then need: +2006-01-17.txt:16:33:06: <GregorR> The Closed Binaries–OS/Networking (ON) Components, named: +2006-01-20.txt:04:19:21: * calamari has this much memorized: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 +2006-01-20.txt:21:08:46: <Keymaker> ah, seems nasm page won't load "Query failed: delete from wakka_referrers where time < date_sub(now(), interval '1' day) (Can't connect to MySQL server on 'mysql.sourceforge.net' (111))" +2006-01-20.txt:21:12:09: <Keymaker> anyways, what should i download: http://sourceforge.net/project/showfiles.php?group_id=6208 ?? +2006-01-21.txt:05:19:25: <EgoBot> terminate called after throwing an instance of 'std::out_of_range' +2006-01-22.txt:00:54:32: <EgoBot> terminate called after throwing an instance of 'std::out_of_range' +2006-01-22.txt:00:59:31: <calamari> <EgoBot> terminate called after throwing an instance of 'std::out_of_range' +2006-01-22.txt:03:56:04: <EgoBot> terminate called after throwing an instance of 'std::out_of_range' +2006-02-04.txt:06:49:36: <calamari> compiler:c, language supported: small c +2006-02-08.txt:07:29:45: <nooga> assignment is reversed: istead of a = 5 you'll write 5 = a +2006-02-09.txt:00:39:58: <calamari> GregorR: I would have had this homework done hours ago if I was using python (read: if I wasn't so bad at c) +2006-02-09.txt:21:16:14: <jix> (read: i hate the qwerty keyboard layout ;)) +2006-02-12.txt:22:05:58: <BodyTag> Yeah, right after trying that I saw the eof command you sent D: +2006-02-13.txt:10:55:42: <BodyTag> D: +2006-02-18.txt:12:10:22: <nooga> !sadol :C$4"1A"1B"1C"1D:j:i0@<:j+j14!++",211<tr class="?:i-1i"6hi row"3row++"2">#Cj"5</tr> +2006-02-20.txt:14:48:26: <SimonRC> 14 hours ago, I said: " * SimonRC goes (Thinking about: anoNet and Freenet)" +2006-02-25.txt:16:00:41: <int-e> ('%s lameness points awarded: %s', 35146.667022371279, '11 consecutive non-alphas ') +2006-02-25.txt:16:00:41: <int-e> ('%s lameness points awarded: %s', 35146.667022371279, '11 unmatched parentheses') +2006-02-25.txt:16:00:41: <int-e> ('%s lameness points awarded: %s', 22320.875587836748, '11 extraneous symbols') +2006-03-01.txt:16:56:14: <ihope_> ABCD: +m +2006-03-01.txt:16:56:16: <ihope_> ABCD: +m +2006-03-01.txt:16:56:18: <ihope_> ABCD: +m +2006-04-22.txt:22:38:11: <GregorR> Yeah - like on a registration page, it has Password: and then Repeat password: for verification. +2006-04-24.txt:03:08:47: <GregorR> Argh, this homework is so stupid: "5) Obtain the HTTP/1.1 specification and answer the following questions: a) Explain the mechanism ..." +2006-04-26.txt:00:42:03: <Baughn> Last command ignored: Abstaining from abstaining +2006-04-26.txt:00:42:31: <ihope> PLEASE IGNORE "Last command ignored: Abstaining from abstaining" +2006-05-14.txt:17:46:42: <kipple> here's nice flash educational on how to use the word: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fwordflash.html +2006-05-14.txt:18:44:06: <pgimeno> if the optimization "merge duplicate strings" was checked, if you used: str2 = "hey!"; printf("%s", str2); you got: heys +2006-05-18.txt:12:23:48: <nooga> if you don't mind: http://roft.ru/files/Loituma-Levas_polka.mp3 check that out +2006-05-25.txt:07:38:50: <Arrogant> {mod:*>*|<|{div}>|{mul}<|{sub}} +2006-06-01.txt:20:59:29: <SimonRC> bsmntbombdood: oh, BTW, have you read "Why Functional Programming Matters"? +2006-06-01.txt:21:01:50: <SimonRC> bsmntbombdood: you should +2006-06-01.txt:21:01:59: <SimonRC> bsmntbombdood: it should why laziness is very good +2006-06-02.txt:06:02:12: <lament> bsmntbombdood: anyway, describe your coolness metric +2006-06-02.txt:23:46:32: <pgimeno> bsmntbombdood: see http://www.formauri.es/personal/pgimeno/compurec/EsotericLanguages.php for a simple [] algorithm (not very efficient but works) +2006-06-02.txt:23:50:06: <pgimeno> bsmntbombdood: oh cool, execute-on-read... that way another process can alter the file and interpret the altered version +2006-06-04.txt:02:00:31: <ihope> bsmntbombdood: well, that program was empty! +2006-06-04.txt:02:06:53: <SimonRC> bsmntbombdood: ? +2006-06-04.txt:19:41:11: * ihope types gibberish instead: Wm3, 20 eido fowh go! +2006-06-04.txt:22:26:43: <ihope> This one's just weird: "Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head." +2006-06-04.txt:23:12:27: <fizzie> Mathematica is like unto a God: +2006-06-05.txt:07:36:47: <fizzie> (Of course there's _always_ a workaround: perhaps adding an evil library (to mangle the stdout in an __attribute__((constructor)) routine) to LD_PRELOAD might work, if stdout exists already when those are called.) +2006-06-06.txt:00:38:36: <jix> bsmntbombdood: they are different computational classes +2006-06-06.txt:00:39:15: <jix> bsmntbombdood: i like some of them... and i dislike some of them... imho banana tates terrible... +2006-06-06.txt:00:39:22: <jix> bsmntbombdood: grape is tasty +2006-06-06.txt:00:39:47: <jix> bsmntbombdood: melon too but i'm allergic against(??) it +2006-06-06.txt:00:48:07: <ihope> bsmntbombdood: BF-PDA? +2006-06-06.txt:01:26:41: <ihope> bsmntbombdood: I'm pretty sure it is. +2006-06-06.txt:01:31:38: <ihope> bsmntbombdood: yep. +2006-06-06.txt:17:21:07: <poiuy_qwert> well, if i test that regex on "test<d:test> and <y:with multiple> occurences?" +2006-06-06.txt:17:21:19: <poiuy_qwert> d:test> and <y:with multiple> occurences? +2006-06-07.txt:16:59:41: <GregorR-W> Now here's an ambiguously-syllabic word: Male/mail. Pronounced the same, but 'male' clearly has one syllable whereas 'mail' clearly has two :P +2006-06-13.txt:22:40:21: <ihope_> Indeed: "In the gospels, Jesus has disciples. Carpenters don’t have disciples." +2006-06-14.txt:23:33:46: <ihope> bsmntbombdood: is it the traditional "data, junk, data, junk, data, junk..." tape layout thing? +2006-06-14.txt:23:39:43: <ihope> Oh, by the way, bsmntbombdood: do you want to leave that one x in place, or can it be zeroed? +2006-06-24.txt:23:31:56: <SimonRC> bsmntbombdood: how do you hide your hostname? +2006-06-25.txt:23:22:50: <SimonRC> our Uni's web server admin is worried: http://www.dur.ac.uk/spa/student/assessment/passlistdates/ :-D +2006-06-26.txt:00:05:24: <SimonRC> bsmntbombdood: that's silly +2006-07-18.txt:19:41:06: <fizzie> Today (at work) I had to use Windows' Shell Scripting Objects, because the only way to automagically (read: no user action involved) move data to/from a phone was to use Nokia's "Phone Browser" shell-extension-thing, and boy was that painful. Among the highlights were the fact that copying single files only works from computer to phone, not the other way around, while copying complete directories work both ways. +2006-07-18.txt:20:17:41: <fizzie> Actually some googling would seem to show that there's a chance the USB protocol is relatively unweird: it might pretend to be just an "USB Serial" device, and talk OBEX over it. (OpenOBEX file-transfer-client reportedly works with a similar USB cable and a 6630 model phone.) +2006-07-19.txt:17:35:35: <ihope> A pretty good YTMND: http://content.ytmnd.com/ :-P +2006-07-25.txt:22:48:06: <bdtg> D: +2006-07-27.txt:23:10:53: <GregorR-W> bsmntbombdood: ... so? +2006-07-28.txt:21:49:31: <lament> bsmntbombdood: your nick is too long! +2006-07-29.txt:21:02:56: <GregorR> I can't imagine we'll get more than one participant in that language, and if we get one it's an autmatic win (read: lame) +2006-08-01.txt:16:55:55: <pikhq> Sort-of like ORK in that regard: rather simple compiling. +2006-08-02.txt:22:13:47: <GregorR-W> (Read: not C#) +2006-08-10.txt:17:23:16: <GregorR-W> Lesson learned: Don't give GregorR ops. +2006-08-11.txt:18:07:21: <GregorR-W> Start: 16th of August. End: 20th of September. +2006-08-20.txt:14:20:33: <fizzie> I don't recall the results, though. I think it depended on the reading of the standard: the storage needs to be addressable, at least, but I don't remember if the spec implicitly allowed or disallowed "int of infinitely many bits". +2006-08-20.txt:14:31:27: <pgimeno> I'd write that sentence the other way around: you can declare variables (within parameter lists) and return anything from functions (using a pointer as an output parameter) +2006-08-23.txt:01:40:34: <pikhq> pikhq: Calculation could not be performed: programmer too lazy. +2006-08-23.txt:18:01:31: <lament> if cond: +2006-08-24.txt:18:30:38: <kipple_> I've played WoW a bit, and it was fun, but not like a real (read: tabletop) RPG +2006-08-26.txt:00:42:12: <RodgerTheGreat> read: emo. +2006-08-26.txt:01:10:48: <anonfunc> output to a terminal could be in terms of GOD'S PROPHET SPOKE TO THE PEOPLE AND SAID: +2006-08-29.txt:03:57:50: <RodgerTheGreat> GreyKnight: Really? D: +2006-08-31.txt:16:13:53: <nooga> :D:D:d +2006-09-01.txt:22:40:52: <GreyKnight> #reload: I don't know what that command is... +2006-09-06.txt:01:26:00: <Razor-X> Mistype :D (lesson learned: copy and paste if possible). +2006-09-10.txt:02:50:29: <pikhq> Like I said: A quick hack. +2006-09-16.txt:00:32:38: <Asztal> My std::map has duplicate keys, my comparison function works, there must a really dumb error here somewhere +2006-09-18.txt:17:07:45: <RodgerTheGreat> this is proof of what I had already suspected: there is no such thing as a "new idea". +2006-09-20.txt:14:03:26: <fr34k> as i said: im uploading it to pastebin +2006-09-21.txt:01:34:13: <pikhq> <body style="background: cyan"> +2006-09-24.txt:17:16:31: <SimonRC> tgwizard: yeah +2006-09-24.txt:23:55:52: <calamari> probably a little more readable with whitespace added: http://rafb.net/paste/results/1l3NPb28.html +2006-09-25.txt:02:02:19: <RodgerTheGreat> man, I have this song stuck in my head: http://rodger.nonlogic.org/music/Rebb_-_Devious.mod +2006-09-27.txt:03:43:31: <pikhq> I hate being called a communist for supporting software freedom. D:< +2006-09-27.txt:13:35:36: * SimonRC is impressed: http://thedailywtf.com/forums/permalink/82701/83130/ShowThread.aspx#83130 +2006-10-01.txt:21:17:11: <pikhq> Thus, the point of the at command: telling the parser where the pointer is. +2006-10-05.txt:18:38:41: <Asztal> std::string provides the overloads :) +2006-10-05.txt:18:47:54: <Asztal> temp _is_ an std::string, right? +2006-10-05.txt:19:16:56: <calamari> for the record: I don't doubt pikhq's claim of 35 +2006-10-05.txt:23:06:21: <CakeProphet> In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the was without form, and voice; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said. Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night.... +2006-10-05.txt:23:08:12: <CakeProphet> In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said. Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And called the light Day, and the darkness he called... +2006-10-05.txt:23:08:38: <CakeProphet> ! bf_txt gen In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said. Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And called the light Day, and the darkness... +2006-10-05.txt:23:09:06: <CakeProphet> !bf_txt gen In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said. Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And called the light Day, and the darkness... +2006-10-05.txt:23:09:38: <CakeProphet> !bftxt_gen In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said. Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And called the light Day, and the darkness... +2006-10-08.txt:22:24:47: <pikhq> Like I said: just cleaner builtin. +2006-10-13.txt:00:47:17: <pikhq> Like I said: fairly low level stuff. +2006-10-13.txt:23:42:01: <calamari> RodgerTheGreat: this is what I want to wire onto an ipod: http://www.brolinembedded.se/projects/keyboard/keyboard_advance.jpg +2006-10-14.txt:04:38:00: <pikhq> std::cout << "Why couldn't we just use printf?!?" << std::end; +2006-10-14.txt:04:54:43: <Razor-X> Modified: <pikhq> oerjan: I'm fairly certain that that's vim, not Vim. XD +2006-10-14.txt:05:03:14: <Razor-X> Does the author *really* have to use std::ios_base::skipws ? +2006-10-14.txt:22:23:43: <RodgerTheGreat> behold: http://zashi.nonlogic.org/nip/index.php +2006-10-15.txt:08:24:53: <Razor-X> Like, I want to correct the obviously ugly design of a function that takes a std::pair as input instead of using simple int arguments.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20061 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +2011-09-03.txt:19:18:43: <Deewiant> The original was just "Esolang event @ Hel/Finland on 3.10.2011" +2011-09-21.txt:23:15:45: <elliott> `pastelogs Hel/Finland
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20091 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,43 @@ +A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to +a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate +a shilling. "Only a shilling?" exclaimed the man. "Only a shilling to bury +an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury twenty of them." +----- +Well, I think Perl should run faster than C. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199801200306.TAA11638@wall.org> +----- +Nunca faça previsões, especialmente sobre o futuro. + -- Samuel Goldwyn +----- +We come to bury DOS, not to praise it. +(Paul Vojta, vojta@math.berkeley.edu, paraphrasing a quote of Shakespeare) +----- +There is in certain living souls +A quality of loneliness unspeakable, +So great it must be shared +As company is shared by lesser beings. +Such a loneliness is mine; so know by this +That in immensity +There is one lonelier than you. +----- +Se eu fizer um seguro de vida para o meu gato, precisarei pagar sete +vezes mais ou sete vezes menos? +----- +* Caytln slaps Lisa +<Caytln> catfight :P +<LisaHere> Watch it girl, I like that. +<LisaHere> :) +<Caytln> figures :D +----- +Think lucky. If you fall in a pond, check your pockets for fish. + -- Darrell Royal +----- +IBM had a PL/I, + Its syntax worse than JOSS; +And everywhere this language went, + It was a total loss. +----- +... [concerning quotation marks] even if we *___did* quote anybody in this +business, it probably would be gibberish. + -- Thom McLeod +-----
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20096 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,769 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +19) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +30) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +31) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +32) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +33) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +34) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +35) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +36) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +37) <Dylan> kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? +38) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +39) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +40) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +41) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +42) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +43) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +44) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +45) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +46) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +47) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +48) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +49) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +50) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +51) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +52) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +53) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +54) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +55) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +56) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +57) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +58) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +59) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +60) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +61) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +62) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +63) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +64) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +65) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +66) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +67) <fax> im the worst person in the world +68) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +69) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +70) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +71) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +72) <Madelon> I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 <Madelon> not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> +73) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +74) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +75) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +76) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +77) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! +78) <Warrigal> What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? <apollo> Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +79) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +80) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +81) <Eeyore> I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +82) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +83) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +84) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +85) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +86) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +87) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +88) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +89) <virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +90) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +91) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +92) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +93) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +94) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +95) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +96) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +97) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +98) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +99) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +100) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +101) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +102) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +103) <Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +104) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +105) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> +106) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +107) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +108) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +109) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +110) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +111) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +112) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +113) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +114) <alise> use "grep --crazy" +115) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| +116) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +117) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +118) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +119) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +120) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +121) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +122) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +123) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +124) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +125) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +126) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +127) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +128) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +129) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +130) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +131) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +132) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +133) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +134) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +135) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +136) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +137) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +138) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +139) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +140) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +141) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +142) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +143) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +144) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +145) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +146) <Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related. +147) <cheater99> incest is best +148) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +149) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +150) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +151) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +152) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +153) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +154) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +155) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +156) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +157) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +158) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +159) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +160) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +161) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +162) <ais523> it was too difficult +163) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +164) <ais523> you should be eating corpses more +165) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +166) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +167) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +168) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +169) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right +170) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +171) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +172) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +173) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +174) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +175) <pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +176) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +177) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +178) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) +179) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +180) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +181) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +182) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +183) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +184) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +185) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +186) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +187) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +188) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +189) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +190) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +191) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +192) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +193) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +194) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +195) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +196) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +197) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +198) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +199) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +200) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +201) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +202) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +203) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +204) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +205) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +206) <Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead +207) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +208) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +209) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +210) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +211) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +212) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +213) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +214) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +215) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +216) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +217) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +218) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +219) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +220) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +221) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +222) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +223) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +224) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +225) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +226) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +227) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +228) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +229) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +230) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +231) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +232) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +233) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +234) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +235) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +236) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +237) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +238) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +239) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +240) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +241) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +242) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +243) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +244) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +245) <ais523> yay CDE +246) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +247) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +248) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +249) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +250) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +251) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +252) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +253) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +254) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +255) * quintopia sits on gregor +256) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +257) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +258) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +259) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +260) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +261) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +262) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +263) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +264) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +265) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +266) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +267) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now! +268) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +269) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +270) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +271) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +272) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +273) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +274) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +275) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +276) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +277) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +278) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +279) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +280) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +281) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +282) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +283) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +284) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +285) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +286) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +287) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +288) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +289) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +290) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +291) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +292) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +293) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +294) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +295) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +296) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +297) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +298) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +299) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +300) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +301) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +302) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +303) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +304) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +305) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +306) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +307) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +308) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +309) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +310) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +311) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +312) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +313) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +314) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +315) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +316) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +317) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +318) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +319) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +320) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +321) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +322) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +323) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +324) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +325) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +326) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +327) <oklopol> i'm really sleep +328) <Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +329) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +330) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +331) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +332) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +333) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +334) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +335) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +336) <zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +337) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +338) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +339) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +340) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +341) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +342) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +343) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +344) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +345) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +346) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +347) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +348) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +349) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +350) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +351) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +352) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +353) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME +354) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +355) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +356) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +357) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +358) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +359) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +360) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +361) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +362) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +363) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +364) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +365) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +366) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +367) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +368) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +369) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +370) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +371) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +372) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +373) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +374) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +375) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +376) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +377) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +378) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +379) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +380) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +381) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +382) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +383) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +384) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +385) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +386) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +387) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +388) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +389) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +390) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +391) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +392) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +393) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +394) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +395) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +396) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +397) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +398) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +399) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +400) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +401) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +402) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +403) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +404) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +405) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +406) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +407) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +408) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +409) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +410) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +411) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +412) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +413) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +414) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +415) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +416) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +417) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +418) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +419) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +420) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +421) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +422) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +423) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +424) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +425) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +426) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +427) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +428) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +429) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +430) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +431) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +432) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +433) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +434) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +435) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +436) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right! +437) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +438) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +439) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +440) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +441) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +442) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +443) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +444) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +445) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +446) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +447) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +448) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +449) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +450) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +451) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +452) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +453) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +454) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +455) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +456) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +457) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +458) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +459) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +460) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +461) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +462) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +463) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +464) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +465) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +466) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +467) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +468) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +469) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +470) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +471) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +472) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +473) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +474) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +475) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +476) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +477) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +478) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +479) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +480) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +481) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +482) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +483) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +484) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +485) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +486) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +487) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +488) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +489) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +490) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +491) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +492) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +493) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +494) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +495) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +496) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +497) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +498) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +499) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +500) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +501) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +502) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +503) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +504) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +505) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +506) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +507) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +508) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +509) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +510) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +511) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +512) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +513) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +514) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +515) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +516) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +517) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +518) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +519) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +520) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +521) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +522) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +523) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +524) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +525) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +526) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +527) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +528) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +529) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +530) <itidus20> what i mean by afk is <itidus20> i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +531) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +532) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +533) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +534) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +535) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +536) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +537) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +538) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +539) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +540) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +541) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +542) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +543) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +544) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +545) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +546) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +547) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +548) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +549) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +550) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +551) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +552) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +553) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +554) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +555) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +556) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +557) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +558) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +559) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +560) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +561) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +562) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +563) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +564) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +565) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +566) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +567) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +568) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +569) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +570) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +571) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +572) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +573) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +574) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +575) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +576) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +577) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +578) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +579) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +580) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +581) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +582) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +583) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +584) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +585) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +586) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +587) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +588) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +589) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +590) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +591) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +592) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +593) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +594) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +595) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +596) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +597) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +598) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +599) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +600) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +601) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +602) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +603) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +604) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +605) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +606) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +607) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +608) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +609) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +610) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +611) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +612) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +613) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +614) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +615) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +616) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +617) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +618) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +619) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +620) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +621) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +622) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +623) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +624) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +625) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +626) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +627) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +628) <myndzi> lol :( +629) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +630) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +631) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +632) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr +633) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +634) <ais523> it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +635) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +636) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +637) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +638) <monqy> i agree with elliott +639) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +640) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +641) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +642) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +643) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +644) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +645) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +646) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +647) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +648) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +649) <olsner> I think stealing is more appropriate +650) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +651) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +652) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +653) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +654) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +655) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +656) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +657) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +658) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +659) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +660) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +661) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +662) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +663) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +664) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +665) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +666) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +667) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +668) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +669) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +670) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +671) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +672) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +673) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +674) <fizzie> It's missing the "bear scat showing a diet of prime numbers" picture. +675) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +676) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +677) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +678) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +679) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +680) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +681) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +682) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +683) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +684) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +685) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +686) <elliott> Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. +687) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +688) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +689) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +690) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +691) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +692) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +693) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +694) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +695) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +696) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +697) <Sgeo|web> ...Overlapping? +698) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +699) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +700) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +701) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +702) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +703) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +704) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +705) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +706) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +707) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +708) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +709) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +710) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +711) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +712) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +713) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +714) <QuickDirtyOS> Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS +715) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +716) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +717) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +718) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +719) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +720) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +721) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +722) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +723) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +724) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +725) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +726) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +727) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +728) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +729) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +730) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +731) <CakeProphet> I like category theory because when you get over how damn weird it is it's still weird. +732) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +733) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +734) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +735) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +736) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +737) <elliott>.Ah. +738) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +739) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +740) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +741) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +742) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky +743) <elliott> fizzie: I think it's because it looks like WHERE foo > ((bar - nonsense) + lol). +744) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +745) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +746) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +747) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +748) <pikhq_> Gregor is actually a rare species of mangoat <oerjan> the fashion sense comes from the mango part +749) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +750) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +751) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +752) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +753) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +754) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +755) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +756) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +757) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +758) <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. <Phantom_Hoover> Oops. +759) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +760) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +761) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. +762) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +763) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +764) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +765) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +766) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +767) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +768) <elliott> I hate you. +769) <fizzie> The mutable-integer Linux.
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20141 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,45 @@ +2003-07-30.txt:20:52:24: <Taaus> Just make it output Lilypond code ;) +2003-07-30.txt:20:53:06: <lament> except i couldn't install lilypond last time i tried +2003-07-30.txt:20:53:49: <Taaus> Yes. Using Lilypond. +2003-07-30.txt:21:05:11: <lament> of course lilypond is also affected by similar cuteness +2003-07-30.txt:21:06:44: <Taaus> Not quite.. Lilypond isn't _restricted_ to major/minor... It just has good definitions to start with... A _lot_ of music is either in the major or minor mode. +2007-07-15.txt:00:55:49: <pikhq> Figs: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GNU_LilyPond +2007-07-18.txt:05:57:15: <pikhq> Figs: Just learn LilyPond syntax, and get some really, *really* good typeset sheet music. +2007-07-18.txt:05:58:16: <Figs> LilyPond doesn't do playback though, does it? +2009-02-17.txt:21:53:28: <lament> *lilypond +2009-09-28.txt:06:46:05: <Gregor> (And, by proxy, lilypond) +2010-01-19.txt:02:56:31: <Gregor> Lilypond +2010-01-19.txt:02:56:37: <Gregor> Rosegarden to generate the Lilypond +2010-01-19.txt:02:58:25: <Gregor> (Lilypond, if you don't know, is TeX for musical notation) +2010-01-19.txt:03:02:04: <pikhq> I could've sworn Lilypond was smarter than that. +2010-01-19.txt:03:03:57: <pikhq> Maybe you could get the Lilypond developers to use Opus 10 for the stuff to fix in Lilypond? :P +2010-05-16.txt:01:12:13: <alise> pikhq: *LilyPond. +2010-06-26.txt:01:58:39: <alise> lilypond is pretty +2010-06-26.txt:01:59:01: <Gregor> alise: All that I have sheet music of is lilypondized. +2010-08-13.txt:17:36:03: <Gregor-W> (UNRELATED) It amuses me that LilyPond's motto is "Music notation for everyone" +2010-08-13.txt:17:37:22: <alise> cpressey: Uh, LilyPond is excellent. +2010-08-13.txt:17:37:32: <Gregor-W> cpressey: LilyPond is fucking amazing. +2010-08-13.txt:17:37:58: <alise> I don't do music, but if I did, fuck yeah, LilyPond. Extremely high-quality typesetting of musical notation, no fucking with stupid GUIs. +2010-08-13.txt:17:38:46: <Gregor-W> Yeah. I've gotten used Rosegarden. It's not great ... I actually output LilyPond from Rosegarden, then make changes to that. To keep that maintainable I keep the whole thing in an hg repo with the original and modified in different branches X_X +2010-08-13.txt:17:39:44: <Gregor-W> It's basically just sufficient to allow me to input from MIDI, then output LilyPond :P +2010-08-13.txt:23:17:43: <alise> {OGG, MP3, FLAC, DPR, DPR-pedal} and {PDF, Rosegarden, LilyPond} +2010-08-13.txt:23:18:44: <alise> PDF first for notation since most people just want to take a look, Rosegarden for the tinkerers, and LilyPond for people who want to criticise your source code. +2010-09-10.txt:05:14:50: <Gregor> Yeah, that's a bit of a Lilypond anomaly ... +2010-09-11.txt:02:03:47: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/GRegor-op13-mov2-wipp7.pdf I've gotten too notationally clever, and Lilypond doesn't like me for it. +2010-09-12.txt:05:21:42: <alise> TeX but with music -- you mean LilyPond. +2010-10-12.txt:06:12:10: <catseye> i'm surprised lilypond can do that +2010-10-12.txt:06:42:54: <Gregor> quintopia: Rosegarden to lilypond, then fixes over that lilypond. +2010-11-13.txt:22:27:30: <zzo38> Does Lilypond not produce DVI output? And it works with LaTeX, it won't work with Plain TeX? +2010-11-13.txt:22:32:02: <zzo38> That is the problem, how many things GNU Lilypond requirement for compiling (and for running, too), and yet it won't make proper DVI files. +2010-11-13.txt:22:32:25: <elliott> zzo38: Lilypond isn't LaTeX or TeX. +2010-11-13.txt:22:33:58: <zzo38> And it has a lot of requirements http://lilypond.org/doc/v2.12/Documentation/user/lilypond-program/Requirements#Requirements +2011-01-27.txt:05:29:42: <zzo38> Gregor: Maybe you should write more music, write John Stump style music. Probably GNU Lilypond can do that. +2011-01-27.txt:05:30:02: <Gregor> GNU Lilypond can't write music :P +2011-01-27.txt:05:30:20: <zzo38> You can use GNU Lilypond for writing music. +2011-01-27.txt:05:30:45: <Gregor> You can use GNU Lilypond for /notating/ music. +2011-01-27.txt:05:30:57: <zzo38> Your files are in GNU Lilypond, that's what I saw, I think. +2011-01-27.txt:05:32:01: <zzo38> Then make a John Stump style music and notate it with GNU Lilypond. +2011-01-27.txt:05:32:45: <zzo38> I read that DVI files created with Lilypond will not contain note heads. Is that right? If so, that is a serious problem. +2011-01-29.txt:07:49:23: <pikhq> I do hope that someday Lilypond will be able to typeset Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz, and Strin Quartet No. 556(b) for Strings In A Minor (Motoring Accident). +2011-12-28.txt:09:48:41: <HackEgo> 2010-01-19.txt:02:58:25: <Gregor> (Lilypond, if you don't know, is TeX for musical notation) +2011-12-28.txt:09:54:00: <itidus21> `pastelogs lilypond
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20211 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,147 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl +use strict; use warnings; +use v5.10; +use open qw( :encoding(UTF-8) :std); +use Storable 'retrieve'; +use List::Util 'sum'; +use Getopt::Long qw(:config gnu_getopt); +BEGIN { + eval { + require Math::Random::MT::Perl; Math::Random::MT::Perl->import('rand'); + }; +# warn "Optional module Math::Random::MT::Perl not found.\n" if $@; +} + +#constants +my @options = qw(eng-1M eng-all eng-fiction eng-gb eng-us french german hebrew russian spanish irish german-medical bulgarian catalan swedish brazilian canadian-english-insane manx italian ogerman portuguese polish gaelic finnish norwegian); +my $n = 4; +my $default_opt = "--eng-1M"; +(my $default_dataset = $default_opt) =~ s/(^|-+)([^-])/\u$2/g; + +#help info +my $help_text = <<END +Usage: words [-dhNo] [DATASETS...] [NUMBER_OF_WORDS] + +valid datasets: --@{[join ' --', @options]} +default: $default_opt + +options: + -h, --help this help text + -d, --debug debugging output + -N, --dont-normalize don't normalize frequencies when combining + multiple Markov models; this has the effect + of making larger datasets more influential + -o, --target-offset change the target length offset used in the + word generation algorithm; use negative integers + for best results +END +; + +#data from loaded files +my @loaded_data; + +#data after normalizing and combining datasets +my $grams; +my $freqs; + +#some command line options +my $debug_mode; +my $target_offset = -4; #needs testing; +my $dont_normalize; + +sub pick(%) { + my ($f) = @_; + my @c = keys %$f; + my @w = map { $f->{$_} } @c; + my $r = rand(sum(@w)); + for(0..$#c) { + return $c[$_] if $r < $w[$_]; + $r -= $w[$_]; + } + print "end of pick loop reached. returned $c[$#w]\n" if $debug_mode; + return $c[$#w]; +} + +sub get_gram { + my ($key) = @_; + ##Lazily interpolate the gram table on the fly + ##then cache the results + unless (defined $grams->{$key}) { + for(@loaded_data) { + my $data = $_->[0]; + my $g = $data->{$key} or next; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$g); + while( my ($c, $v) = each %$g ) { + $grams->{$key}->{$c} += $v/$sum; + } + } + } + return $grams->{$key}; +} + +sub generate { + my $target = pick($freqs) + $target_offset; + my $word = ' ' x ($n-1); + my $c; + do { + my $len = (length $word) - ($n-1); + my %ftable = %{get_gram substr($word, -$n+1, $n-1)}; + ($ftable{' '} //= 0) *= 2**($len-$target); + $c = pick \%ftable; + $word .= $c; + } while $c ne ' '; + $word =~ s/\s//g; + $word = "$word (L-T: @{[length($word) - $target]})" if $debug_mode; + return $word; +} + +sub load_dataset { + my ($mod) = @_; + push @loaded_data, retrieve ("share/WordData/$mod") or die "Unable to load $mod"; +} + +sub main { + ##Option handling + @ARGV = split /\s+/, $ARGV[0] if @ARGV == 1; + my $help_mode; + GetOptions ( + 'd|debug' => \$debug_mode, + 'h|help' => \$help_mode, + 'N|dont-normalize' => \$dont_normalize, + 'o|target-offset=s' => \$target_offset, + map { + my $mod=$_; + $mod =~ s/(^|-)(.)/\u$2/g; + $_, sub { load_dataset $mod }; + } @options + ) or exit 1; + return print $help_text if $help_mode; + + ##Use the default dataset if no others were specified + load_dataset $default_dataset unless @loaded_data; + ##In the case of 1 dataset, skip normalization by copying everything + ##into the tables + if (@loaded_data == 1) { + ($grams, $freqs) = @{$loaded_data[0]}; + } + ##Otherwise, normalize and combine the length histograms. + ##The gram tables will be normalized lazily as needed (see: get_gram) + else { + for (@loaded_data) { + my $fdata = $_->[1]; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$fdata); + while ( my ($len, $f) = each %$fdata ) { + $freqs->{$len} += $f/$sum; + } + } + } + + ##Run word generator and print results + local $, = ' '; + print map {generate} 1..int($ARGV[0]||1); + print "\n"; + return 0; +} + +exit main unless caller; +1;
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20219 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +2009-01-09.txt:17:50:11: <AnMaster> ehird, well I'd assume only one would do the drawing bit, to make it consistent, and so on. If not he is some sort of super-productive multi-skilled genius... +2009-03-31.txt:22:04:36: <AnMaster> foo*bar is multiplication, foo**bar then? what is that? multiplying a dereferenced pointer I would assume, but that is certainly confusing. There is only one valid way to interpret it but still +2009-06-10.txt:19:20:27: <fizzie> I assume some sort of "there can be only one" swordfight is involved. +2009-09-04.txt:17:46:25: <AnMaster> but I would assume I'm the only one still using a PS/2 keyboard +2010-03-02.txt:21:50:02: <alise> You assume there is only one format per single type. +2010-03-09.txt:23:12:54: <ais523> I somehow assumed that you'd capture with only one point left +2011-04-17.txt:20:44:21: <olsner> I think they can assume you're the only one playing the game at that time - if anything gets hacked anywhere it's obviously you who did it :) +2011-10-22.txt:22:40:19: <bd_> there's too much code that assumes there's only one player though +2011-12-27.txt:18:40:45: <colloinkgravisom> If you assume only one family exists at any given time. +2011-12-27.txt:18:41:47: <colloinkgravisom> (a) Yeah, but the best impossible things are possible things! (b) So you WANT to assume only one family is alive in the entire world for any given generation? +2012-09-24.txt:15:26:36: <atriq> That I'm annoyed that people assume there's only one kind of sign language +2012-09-24.txt:15:31:07: <itidus21> i get this from the first 2 lines annoyed_by(annoyed_by(people assume there's only one kind of sign language))
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20285 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,871 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +18) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +19) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +20) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +21) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +22) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +23) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +24) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +25) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +26) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +27) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +28) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +29) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +30) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +31) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +32) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +33) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +34) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +35) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +36) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +37) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +38) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +39) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +40) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +41) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +42) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +43) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +44) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +45) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +46) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +47) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +48) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +49) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +50) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +51) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +52) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +53) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +54) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +55) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +56) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +57) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +58) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +59) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +60) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +61) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +62) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +63) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +64) <fax> im the worst person in the world +65) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +66) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +67) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +68) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +69) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +70) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +71) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +72) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +73) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +74) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +75) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +76) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +77) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +78) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +79) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +80) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +81) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +82) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +83) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +84) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +85) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +86) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +87) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +88) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +89) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +90) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +91) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +92) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +93) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +94) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +95) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +96) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +97) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +98) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +99) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +100) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +101) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +102) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +103) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +104) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +105) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +106) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +107) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +108) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +109) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +110) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +111) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +112) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +113) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +114) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +115) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +116) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +117) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +118) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +119) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +120) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +121) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +122) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +123) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +124) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +125) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +126) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +127) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +128) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +129) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +130) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +131) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +132) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +133) <cheater99> incest is best +134) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +135) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +136) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +137) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +138) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +139) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +140) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +141) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +142) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +143) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +144) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +145) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +146) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +147) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +148) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +149) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +150) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +151) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +152) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +153) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +154) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +155) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +156) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +157) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +158) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +159) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +160) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +161) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +162) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +163) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +164) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +165) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +166) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +167) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +168) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +169) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +170) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +171) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +172) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +173) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +174) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +175) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +176) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +177) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +178) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +179) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +180) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +181) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +182) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +183) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +184) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +185) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +186) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +187) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +188) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +189) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +190) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +191) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +192) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +193) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +194) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +195) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +196) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +197) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +198) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +199) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +200) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +201) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +202) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +203) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +204) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +205) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +206) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +207) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +208) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +209) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +210) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +211) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +212) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +213) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +214) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +215) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +216) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +217) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +218) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +219) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +220) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +221) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +222) <ais523> yay CDE +223) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +224) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +225) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +226) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +227) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +228) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +229) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +230) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +231) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +232) * quintopia sits on gregor +233) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +234) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +235) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +236) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +237) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +238) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +239) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +240) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +241) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +242) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +243) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +244) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +245) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +246) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +247) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +248) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +249) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +250) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +251) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +252) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +253) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +254) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +255) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +256) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +257) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +258) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +259) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +260) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +261) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +262) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +263) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +264) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +265) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +266) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +267) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +268) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +269) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +270) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +271) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +272) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +273) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +274) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +275) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +276) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +277) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +278) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +279) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +280) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +281) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +282) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +283) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +284) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +285) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +286) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +287) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +288) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +289) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +290) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +291) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +292) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +293) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +294) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +295) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +296) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +297) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +298) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +299) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +300) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +301) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +302) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +303) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +304) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +305) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +306) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +307) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +308) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +309) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +310) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +311) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +312) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +313) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +314) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +315) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +316) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +317) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +318) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +319) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +320) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +321) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +322) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +323) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +324) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +325) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +326) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +327) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +328) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +329) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +330) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +331) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +332) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +333) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +334) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +335) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +336) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +337) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +338) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +339) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +340) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +341) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +342) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +343) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +344) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +345) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +346) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +347) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +348) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +349) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +350) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +351) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +352) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +353) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +354) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +355) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +356) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +357) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +358) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +359) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +360) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +361) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +362) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +363) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +364) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +365) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +366) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +367) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +368) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +369) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +370) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +371) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +372) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +373) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +374) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +375) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +376) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +377) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +378) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +379) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +380) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +381) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +382) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +383) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +384) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +385) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +386) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +387) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +388) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +389) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +390) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +391) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +392) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +393) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +394) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +395) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +396) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +397) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +398) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +399) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +400) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +401) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +402) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +403) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +404) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +405) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +406) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +407) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +408) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +409) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +410) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +411) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +412) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +413) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +414) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +415) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +416) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +417) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +418) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +419) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +420) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +421) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +422) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +423) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +424) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +425) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +426) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +427) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +428) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +429) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +430) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +431) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +432) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +433) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +434) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +435) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +436) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +437) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +438) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +439) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +440) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +441) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +442) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +443) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +444) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +445) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +446) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +447) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +448) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +449) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +450) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +451) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +452) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +453) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +454) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +455) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +456) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +457) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +458) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +459) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +460) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +461) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +462) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +463) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +464) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +465) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +466) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +467) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +468) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +469) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +470) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +471) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +472) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +473) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +474) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +475) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +476) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +477) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +478) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +479) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +480) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +481) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +482) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +483) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +484) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +485) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +486) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +487) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +488) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +489) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +490) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +491) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +492) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +493) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +494) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +495) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +496) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +497) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +498) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +499) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +500) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +501) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +502) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +503) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +504) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +505) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +506) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +507) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +508) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +509) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +510) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +511) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +512) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +513) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +514) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +515) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +516) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +517) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +518) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +519) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +520) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +521) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +522) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +523) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +524) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +525) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +526) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +527) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +528) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +529) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +530) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +531) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +532) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +533) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +534) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +535) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +536) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +537) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +538) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +539) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +540) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +541) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +542) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +543) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +544) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +545) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +546) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +547) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +548) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +549) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +550) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +551) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +552) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +553) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +554) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +555) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +556) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +557) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +558) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +559) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +560) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +561) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +562) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +563) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +564) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +565) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +566) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +567) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +568) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +569) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +570) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +571) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +572) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +573) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +574) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +575) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +576) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +577) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +578) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +579) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +580) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +581) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +582) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +583) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +584) <myndzi> lol :( +585) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +586) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +587) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +588) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +589) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +590) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +591) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +592) <monqy> i agree with elliott +593) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +594) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +595) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +596) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +597) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +598) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +599) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +600) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +601) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +602) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +603) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +604) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +605) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +606) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +607) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +608) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +609) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +610) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +611) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +612) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +613) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +614) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +615) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +616) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +617) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +618) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +619) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +620) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +621) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +622) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +623) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +624) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +625) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +626) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +627) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +628) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +629) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +630) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +631) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +632) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +633) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +634) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +635) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +636) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +637) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +638) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +639) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +640) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +641) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +642) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +643) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +644) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +645) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +646) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +647) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +648) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +649) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +650) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +651) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +652) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +653) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +654) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +655) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +656) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +657) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +658) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +659) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +660) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +661) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +662) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +663) <QuickDirtyOS> Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS +664) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +665) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +666) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +667) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +668) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +669) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +670) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +671) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +672) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +673) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +674) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +675) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +676) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +677) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +678) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +679) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +680) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +681) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +682) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +683) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +684) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +685) <elliott>.Ah. +686) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +687) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +688) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +689) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +690) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky +691) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +692) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +693) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +694) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +695) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +696) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +697) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +698) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +699) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +700) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +701) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +702) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +703) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +704) <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. <Phantom_Hoover> Oops. +705) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +706) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +707) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. +708) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +709) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +710) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +711) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +712) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +713) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +714) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... +715) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +716) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +717) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +718) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +719) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +720) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +721) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) +722) <fungot> [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] +723) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord +724) <fizzie> [...] "paikankin päällä" sounds just fine +725) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. +726) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. +727) <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise +728) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +729) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +730) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +731) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +732) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +733) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +734) <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky +735) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +736) <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before +737) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? +738) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. +739) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +740) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... +741) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +742) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. +743) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. +744) <fizzie> Two gigabytes is not really much to download. <Gregor> THAT'S LIKE THREE EPISODES OF MY LITTLE PONY +745) <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. +746) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +747) <roper> ioihgfdddf +748) <roper> rephtrase +749) <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) +750) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( +751) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people +752) <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) +753) <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. +754) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples +755) <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used +756) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. +757) <olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading +758) <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back +759) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented +760) <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable +761) <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that +762) <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA* +763) <fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord +764) <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world +765) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." +766) <fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed. +767) <shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up. +768) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" +769) <ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory +770) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. +771) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)" +772) <oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES +773) <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time +774) <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation +775) <elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context +776) <shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech. +777) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird +778) <Ngevd> I don't know which version of Linux kernel I'm using atm <Ngevd> Hang on <Ngevd> I'm on Windows +779) <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport +780) <Edwin Brady> Just seen this comment on reddit: "Parallel programming has been a solved problem for decades." I might have to stop reading the internet. +781) <elliott> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PRESSURE OF EVERYBODY THINKING I'M CONAL +782) <kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else <Sato0x> fact <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad +783) <kmc> haters gonna make som valid points +784) <kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler") +785) <ais523> and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will +786) <shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS +787) <Taneb> coleridge and +788) <Taneb> voice changer to remove ads from transit as well as intended +789) <Taneb> the killers dancer in my c*** +790) <Taneb> l is it real <Taneb> I am [...] <Taneb> because of how on earth would I do that [...] <Taneb> I dont even no idea what I'm saying +791) <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people +792) <Taneb> profanity specialities +793) <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent +794) <Taneb> may I use my phone says it's nick to clarify +795) <tswett> ais523: well, Dylan said "hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows", and then Lawlabee said "'cuz it's pretty awesome." <tswett> Except that by "it", Lawlabee was referring to something entirely different. <tswett> So when I added that quote, Lawlabee emotifrowned. +796) <olsner> is tswett Warrigal? +797) <itidus21> ais523: thats very zen really <ais523> no, it's more or less the opposite of zen +798) * elliott is back not for killing purposes but here to kill people. +799) <calamari> there was a time when I liked wearing a tie too.. I was a mormon. not claiming one has to be a religious nutcase to wear a tie, of course +800) <zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you +801) <oklopol> nortti: fizzie has done some impressive stuff in befunge, which is essentially the two-dimensional version of finnish politics. +802) <elliott> It's... not really links2-optimised. <nortti> elliott: I don't think that any page is links2 optimised +803) <elliott_> (help why are german) <monqy> i play the german version of crawl <elliott_> i +804) <fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h +805) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes +806) <elliott> gah <elliott> this language is of the devil <elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_ +807) <Gregor> Very much like "cen" is Latin for "horse", "yak" is Latin for "yak". +808) <kmc> i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live <kmc> it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins +809) <olsner> they call finnish human-readable? +810) <monqy> 200 and 20 are the same <monqy> different notations for the same thing +811) <Ngevd> And I may soon lack both a head and a wall +812) <shachaf> U+2205 [∅] NO LETTER O ALLOWED +813) <ion> 99 bugs in the bug tracker, 99 reports of bugs. Take one down and commit a fix, 106 bugs in the bug tracker. +814) <Lumpio-> STOP CAPITALIZING <Lumpio-> It's making me feel weird <shubshub> the I has to be capitilized its proper grammer +815) <monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible +816) <elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine +817) <ais523> coppro: I'm researching compiling high-level languages to hardware, which involves inventing new ones <ais523> because there were no modern variants of algol specialised for hardware, oddly enough +818) <monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode. <monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you +819) <oklopol> Gregor: i watched the first episode of MLP [...] <oklopol> Gregor: it wasn't bad, but there was very little sex and violence +820) <pikhq> The world would be a much classier place if the world was full of Gregors. <Phantom_Hoover> True, but how many of them are on fire? +821) <Phantom_Hoover> i once had a dream when i was told to look after some kittens but they were made of chocolate and i ate them :( +822) <pikhq> I vastly prefer "a blind idiot god". <quintopia> pikhq: to what? <pikhq> To the idea of someone actually intentionally designing a mouse. +823) <monqy> ophanim: omee~ +824) <monqy> if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him <monqy> i would also need a clone machine +825) <itidus21> you are like the linux torvalds of quiz engines +826) <Gregor> `log [o]klopol wasn't usually nude +827) <monqy> you've constructed a situation in which i have no choice but to die in 10 days <monqy> well done <monqy> that's murder +828) <itidus21> . o O ( (watches on from a distance) I just can't think that abstractly... or I don't want to. I'm more, there are 2 trains heading in opposite directions: what year were they built? How many windows do they have? Is anyone train surfing on them? Is Ringo Starr narrating this problem? ) [...] <itidus21> Do they serve french toast in the dining carriage? +829) <olsner> This quote is boring +830) <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once +831) <itidus21> i have a simple view of reality that goes something like this.. once your sufficiently well tied up.. it doesn't make a difference if your enemy has a knife or a gun.. you're equally screwed +832) <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform? <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term> <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know. +833) < oklopol> oh god another crazy haskell understander < oklopol> i have to leave +834) <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins. +835) <zzo38> (Some astrologers say all horoscopes that include objects other than the Sun are 3D, but they don't know what 3D means, that is why they are astrologers.) +836) <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer <Taneb> So, not like Glasgow at all +837) <oklopol> i don't get how people are afraid of parachute jumping but they routinely drive a car in fucking traffic +838) <elliott> oh, "legal" as in legal +839) <olsner> when everyone else was busy going "ewwww, comic sans!" I was reading the text and learned everything +840) <mroman> You can't quote me. +841) <zzo38> Sleep on the ceiling next Sunday. +842) < oerjan> Gregor: hey no fair doing ungoogleable citations +843) <fizzie> Also, UCS-4096 has the advantage that each codepoint handily matches the page size of many architectures, so you can deal with them in memory easily. +844) <itidus21> ubuntu is the solaris of the cola world +845) <itidus21> elliott___: we have been calling a book new for 2000 years and it took einstein to figure out relativity +846) <zzo38> Do you think " `addquote [with no context] < zzo38> Do you think psychology is worse, or not?" is worse, or not? +847) <elliott__> i just hit enter b/c its easier than ctrl+a del +848) <itidus21> world peace is for fascists +849) <ais523> rogues using maces is traditional [...] <ais523> not D&D tradition, people coshing people in back alleys tradition +850) <fungot> olsner: over the undertow! under the overpass! around the future and not just fnord for example. it's just the syntax +851) <zzo38> But I still sign by my pens and use extra dots and shapes and so on so that I can claim I was threatened to sign it and put those dots there to warn you, or whatever +852) * oerjan makes a brainfuck derivative for quoting xkcds +853) <zzo38> There is no rule in poker that says you have to try hard to win. +854) <zzo38> Yes you are correct you must be mad or you wouldn't have come here. No escape either, sorry. +855) <itidus21> i think in general it's against nature for an animal to be a boat +856) < kmc> but i mean i don't like jogging so i wouldn't like jogging while jerking off either +857) <kmc> yeah well, petty theft > federal obstruction of justice +858) <zzo38> Because, if it is all wrong, then I should fix it please +859) <madbr> I like the tactile response of actually hitting real balls :D +860) <oklopol> zzo38: i only like games whose names start with "mine" +861) <oklopol> my best guess is 4 years ago but possibly also yesterday +862) <kmc> the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon <kmc> it came in a cardboard box <kmc> i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can <kmc> it was amazing +863) <itidus21> and all this time I thought we were talking about postmodern analysis of junk mail delivery methods and simulations of elephant breeding patterns +864) <Phantom__Hoover> the scene: it is a warm summer's day in scotland, although one obscured by cloud and the fact that it is september +865) <elliott> this sounds sort of like @ kmc <kmc> well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science +866) <Gregor> My latest FB post: The worst part of floating point math is not the fact that 0.1 + 0.2 yields 0.30000000000000004, but trying to explain to people why their language is horribly broken if 0.1 + 0.2 does NOT yield 0.30000000000000004. +867) <oklopol> t <oklopol> y <oklopol> also i didn't say t\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head +868) <fizzie> Backups are so like one of those circus guys walking on a wire except with a safety rope. +869) <elliott> `delquote 869 +870) <Gregor> !rot13 Fluttershy Rainbow Dash Rarity Applejack Twilight Sparkle Pinkie Pie <EgoBot> Syhggreful Envaobj Qnfu Enevgl Nccyrwnpx Gjvyvtug Fcnexyr Cvaxvr Cvr <olsner> oh, they're all named after rot13'd welsh words +871) <olsner> it's not completely obvious since the displayed nick lengths are rounded to the closest integer
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20342 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,860 @@ +<Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +<Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +<AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +<Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +<Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +<oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +<SimonRC> TODO: sex life +<Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +<reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +<Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +<fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +<Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +<pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +<fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +<FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +<fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +<bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +<oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +<ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +<Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +<ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +<ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +<zzo38> I am not on the moon. +<ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +<oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +<ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +<oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +<lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +<oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +<ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +<mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +<Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +<fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +<ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +<Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +<Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +<Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +<Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +<GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +<oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +<ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +<GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +<apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +<Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +<Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +<Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +<apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +<Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +<Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +<oklopol> hmm, this is hard +<oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +<oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +<Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +* oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +<fax> im the worst person in the world +<fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +<fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +<oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +<oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +<AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +<ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +<Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +<Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +<fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +[Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +<Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +<Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +<Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +<dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +<Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +<scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +<ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +<ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +<fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +<songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +<Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +<Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +<vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +<Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +<ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +<ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +<Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +<AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +<fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +<Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +<fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +<Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +<soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +<oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +<fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +<DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +<Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +<oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +<alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +<pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +<Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +<fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +<fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +<fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +<fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +<fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +<AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +<alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +<oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +<coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +<Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +<Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +* Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +<oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +<AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +<ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +<CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +<fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +<fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +<fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +<zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +<ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +<ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +<Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +(in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +<Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +<Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +<pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +<AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +<nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +<fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +* Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +<cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +<alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +<oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +<Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +<fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +<fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +<fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +<alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +<cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +<alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +<alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +<fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +<Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +<oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +<benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +<Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +<Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +<Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +<alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +<catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +<oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +<fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +<fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +<fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +<zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +<fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +<ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +* Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +[spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +<oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +<fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +<cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +<Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +<Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +<Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +<olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +<oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +<ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +<Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +<elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +<elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +<Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +<tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +<Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +<Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +<Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +<tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +<pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +<Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +<elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +<Sgeo> My quotes are boring +<elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +<ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +"Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +<fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +<zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +<oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +* oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +<zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +<zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +<elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +<Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +<fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +<elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +<Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +<j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +<Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +<quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +<asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +<elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +[CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +<elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +<ais523> yay CDE +<oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +<oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +<oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +<nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +[on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +<nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +<elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +<Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +<j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +* quintopia sits on gregor +<Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +<fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +<locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +<A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +<Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +<zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +<ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +<oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +<quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +<olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +<Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +<Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +<Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +<ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +<Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +<xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +<oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +[on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +<ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +<Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +<fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +<Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +<fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +<zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +<elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +[on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +<nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +<fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +<zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +<ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +<elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +<oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +<elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +<oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +<zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +<oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +<Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +<zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +<treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +<oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +<fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +<tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +<fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +<Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +* Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +<cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +<fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +<fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +<oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +<zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +<zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +<catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +<olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +<elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +<ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +<ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +<Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +<olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +<Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +<cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +<tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +[After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +<Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +<zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +<lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +<Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +<monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +<oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +<Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +<zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +<oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +<elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +<elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +<Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +<Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +<Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +<crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +<oklopol> i actually do like sucking +<zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +<oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +<pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +<ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +<oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +<elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +<crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +<crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +<crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +<crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +<tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +<olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +<crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +<crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +<Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +<zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +<elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +<Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +<elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +<Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +[on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +[on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +<Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +<elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +<augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +<monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +<Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +<cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +<monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +<Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +<elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +<ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +<ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +<oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +<ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +<ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +<zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +<zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +<olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +<elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +<Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +<elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +<pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +<fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +<fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +<Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +<EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +<zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +<Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +<oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +<zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +<oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +<oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +[after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +<ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +<monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +<Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +<Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +<oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +<Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +<oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +[on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +<oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +[on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +<oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +<elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +<elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +<olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +<elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +<Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +* perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +<Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +<coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +<ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +<Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +<Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +<Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +<zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +<olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +<oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +<elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +<Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +<elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +<oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +<oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +<NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +<Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +<d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +<Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +<Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +<ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +<oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +<Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +<Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +<oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +<tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +<monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +* Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +<Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +<oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +<oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +<Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +<oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +<fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +<fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +<fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +<Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +<SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +* Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +<augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +<oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +<fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +<Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +<Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +<oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +<NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +<itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +<oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +<Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +<fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +<Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +<oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +<Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +<Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +<NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +<fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +<elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +<elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +<Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +<elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +<Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +<monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +<Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +<ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +<NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +<elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +<zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +<itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +<monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +<itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +<NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +<itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +<itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +<Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +<monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +<fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +[2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +<Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +<zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +<ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +<monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +<pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +<Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +<oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +<Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +<Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +<fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +<MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +<fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +<fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +<Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +<Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +<Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +<Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +<Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +<NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +<ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +<itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +<ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +<oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +<Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +<monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +<Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +<Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +<zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +<elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +<itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +<itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +<zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +<itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +<itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +<itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +<elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +<Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +<Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +<Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +<ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +<itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +<elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +<Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +<oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +<Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +<evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +<monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +<Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +<itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +<fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +<monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +<monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +<monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +<monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +<Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +<Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +<fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +<fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +<monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +<NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +<elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +<Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +<zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +<elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +<Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +<fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +<Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +<Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +<fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +<Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +<Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +<Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +<Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +<CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +<oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +<Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +<fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +<elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +<Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +<Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +<elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +<fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +<itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +<fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +<fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +<ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +<Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +<ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +<Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +<Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +<itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +<Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +<elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +<monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +<fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +<oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +<Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +<elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +[from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +<monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +<itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +<Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +<Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +<shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +<Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +<Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +<elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +<elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +<fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +<Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +<Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +<tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +<myndzi> lol :( +<Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +<hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +<Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +<ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +<Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +<Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +<monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +<ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +<fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +<fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +<fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +<ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +<Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +<itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +<fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +<zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +<oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +<Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +<oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +<oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +<fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +<fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +<fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +<Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +<CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +<monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +<fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +<Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +<Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +<monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +<fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +<shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +<oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +<Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +<elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +(Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +<Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +<Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +<HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +<elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +<Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +<fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +<Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +<Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +<Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +<yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +<ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +<oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +<oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +<kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +<monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +<Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +<fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +<Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +<zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +<zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +<Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +<ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +<Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +<Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +<ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +<oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +<Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +<ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +<Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +<shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +<fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +<Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +<Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +<twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +<Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +<Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +<Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +<Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +<ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +* Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +<elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +<elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +<shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +<ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +<shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +<olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +<CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +* oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +<fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +<Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +<Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +<oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +<oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +<fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +<oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +<copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +<ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +<oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +<Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +<monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +<itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +<elliott>.Ah. +<oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +<itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +<Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +<kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +<elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky +<Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +<kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +<oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +<itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +<oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +<fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +<zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +<Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +<elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +<Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +<Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +<Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +<Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +<elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +<tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. +<MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +<Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +<coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +<Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +<oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +<zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +<zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... +<shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +<Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +<oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +<zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +<ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +[...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +<ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) +<fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord +<fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. +Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. +<NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise +<zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +<monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +<Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +<oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +<Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +<Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +<Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky +<oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +<olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before +<ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? +<fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. +<Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +<fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... +<itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +* Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. +<shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. +<fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. +<kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +<fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) +<elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( +<kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people +<fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) +<fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. +<itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples +<fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used +<Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. +<olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading +<olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back +<Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented +<elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable +<elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that +<fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA* +<fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord +<fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world +<itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." +<fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed. +<shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up. +<Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" +<ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory +<Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. +<fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)" +<oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES +<zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time +<fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation +<elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context +<shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech. +<monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird +<Ngevd> I don't know which version of Linux kernel I'm using atm <Ngevd> Hang on <Ngevd> I'm on Windows +<Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport +<Edwin Brady> Just seen this comment on reddit: "Parallel programming has been a solved problem for decades." I might have to stop reading the internet. +<elliott> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PRESSURE OF EVERYBODY THINKING I'M CONAL +<kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else <Sato0x> fact <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad +<kmc> haters gonna make som valid points +<kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler") +<ais523> and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will +<shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS +<Taneb> coleridge and +<Taneb> hang on I have bright idea <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people +<Taneb> profanity specialities +<Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent +<tswett> ais523: well, Dylan said "hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows", and then Lawlabee said "'cuz it's pretty awesome." <tswett> Except that by "it", Lawlabee was referring to something entirely different. <tswett> So when I added that quote, Lawlabee emotifrowned. +<olsner> is tswett Warrigal? +<itidus21> ais523: thats very zen really <ais523> no, it's more or less the opposite of zen +* elliott is back not for killing purposes but here to kill people. +<calamari> there was a time when I liked wearing a tie too.. I was a mormon. not claiming one has to be a religious nutcase to wear a tie, of course +<zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you +<oklopol> nortti: fizzie has done some impressive stuff in befunge, which is essentially the two-dimensional version of finnish politics. +<elliott> It's... not really links2-optimised. <nortti> elliott: I don't think that any page is links2 optimised +<elliott_> (help why are german) <monqy> i play the german version of crawl <elliott_> i +<fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h +<Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes +<elliott> gah <elliott> this language is of the devil <elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_ +<Gregor> Very much like "cen" is Latin for "horse", "yak" is Latin for "yak". +<kmc> i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live <kmc> it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins +<olsner> they call finnish human-readable? +<monqy> 200 and 20 are the same <monqy> different notations for the same thing +<Ngevd> And I may soon lack both a head and a wall +<shachaf> U+2205 [∅] NO LETTER O ALLOWED +<ion> 99 bugs in the bug tracker, 99 reports of bugs. Take one down and commit a fix, 106 bugs in the bug tracker. +<Lumpio-> STOP CAPITALIZING <Lumpio-> It's making me feel weird <shubshub> the I has to be capitilized its proper grammer +<monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible +<elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine +<ais523> coppro: I'm researching compiling high-level languages to hardware, which involves inventing new ones <ais523> because there were no modern variants of algol specialised for hardware, oddly enough +<monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode. <monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you +<oklopol> Gregor: i watched the first episode of MLP [...] <oklopol> Gregor: it wasn't bad, but there was very little sex and violence +<pikhq> The world would be a much classier place if the world was full of Gregors. <Phantom_Hoover> True, but how many of them are on fire? +<Phantom_Hoover> i once had a dream when i was told to look after some kittens but they were made of chocolate and i ate them :( +<pikhq> I vastly prefer "a blind idiot god". <quintopia> pikhq: to what? <pikhq> To the idea of someone actually intentionally designing a mouse. +<monqy> ophanim: omee~ +<monqy> if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him <monqy> i would also need a clone machine +<itidus21> you are like the linux torvalds of quiz engines +<Gregor> `log [o]klopol wasn't usually nude +<monqy> you've constructed a situation in which i have no choice but to die in 10 days <monqy> well done <monqy> that's murder +<itidus21> . o O ( (watches on from a distance) I just can't think that abstractly... or I don't want to. I'm more, there are 2 trains heading in opposite directions: what year were they built? How many windows do they have? Is anyone train surfing on them? Is Ringo Starr narrating this problem? ) [...] <itidus21> Do they serve french toast in the dining carriage? +<olsner> This quote is boring +<elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once +<itidus21> i have a simple view of reality that goes something like this.. once your sufficiently well tied up.. it doesn't make a difference if your enemy has a knife or a gun.. you're equally screwed +<zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform? <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term> <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know. +< oklopol> oh god another crazy haskell understander < oklopol> i have to leave +<elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins. +<zzo38> (Some astrologers say all horoscopes that include objects other than the Sun are 3D, but they don't know what 3D means, that is why they are astrologers.) +<Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer <Taneb> So, not like Glasgow at all +<oklopol> i don't get how people are afraid of parachute jumping but they routinely drive a car in fucking traffic +<elliott> oh, "legal" as in legal +<olsner> when everyone else was busy going "ewwww, comic sans!" I was reading the text and learned everything +<mroman> You can't quote me. +<zzo38> Sleep on the ceiling next Sunday. +< oerjan> Gregor: hey no fair doing ungoogleable citations +<fizzie> Also, UCS-4096 has the advantage that each codepoint handily matches the page size of many architectures, so you can deal with them in memory easily. +<itidus21> ubuntu is the solaris of the cola world +<itidus21> elliott___: we have been calling a book new for 2000 years and it took einstein to figure out relativity +<zzo38> Do you think " `addquote [with no context] < zzo38> Do you think psychology is worse, or not?" is worse, or not? +<elliott__> i just hit enter b/c its easier than ctrl+a del +<itidus21> world peace is for fascists +<ais523> rogues using maces is traditional [...] <ais523> not D&D tradition, people coshing people in back alleys tradition +<fungot> olsner: over the undertow! under the overpass! around the future and not just fnord for example. it's just the syntax +<zzo38> But I still sign by my pens and use extra dots and shapes and so on so that I can claim I was threatened to sign it and put those dots there to warn you, or whatever +* oerjan makes a brainfuck derivative for quoting xkcds +<zzo38> There is no rule in poker that says you have to try hard to win. +<zzo38> Yes you are correct you must be mad or you wouldn't have come here. No escape either, sorry. +<itidus21> i think in general it's against nature for an animal to be a boat +< kmc> but i mean i don't like jogging so i wouldn't like jogging while jerking off either +<kmc> yeah well, petty theft > federal obstruction of justice +<zzo38> Because, if it is all wrong, then I should fix it please +<madbr> I like the tactile response of actually hitting real balls :D +<oklopol> zzo38: i only like games whose names start with "mine" +<oklopol> my best guess is 4 years ago but possibly also yesterday +<kmc> the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon <kmc> it came in a cardboard box <kmc> i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can <kmc> it was amazing +<itidus21> and all this time I thought we were talking about postmodern analysis of junk mail delivery methods and simulations of elephant breeding patterns +<Phantom__Hoover> the scene: it is a warm summer's day in scotland, although one obscured by cloud and the fact that it is september +<elliott> this sounds sort of like @ kmc <kmc> well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science +<Gregor> My latest FB post: The worst part of floating point math is not the fact that 0.1 + 0.2 yields 0.30000000000000004, but trying to explain to people why their language is horribly broken if 0.1 + 0.2 does NOT yield 0.30000000000000004. +<oklopol> t <oklopol> y <oklopol> also i didn't say t\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head +<fizzie> Backups are so like one of those circus guys walking on a wire except with a safety rope. +<elliott> `delquote 869 +<Gregor> !rot13 Fluttershy Rainbow Dash Rarity Applejack Twilight Sparkle Pinkie Pie <EgoBot> Syhggreful Envaobj Qnfu Enevgl Nccyrwnpx Gjvyvtug Fcnexyr Cvaxvr Cvr <olsner> oh, they're all named after rot13'd welsh words +<olsner> it's not completely obvious since the displayed nick lengths are rounded to the closest integer +<zzo38> Confucius say too much. -- Recent Chinese Proverb +< tswett> You know what, I'm really sleepy and I should go to bed *right now*. I'm not even going to bo +<kmc> typed racket: anyone using a model m keyboard +<tswett> But let's ignore the fact that i doesn't exist. Is it even or odd? +<HackEgo> 499) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question [...] <Sgeo> miff-muffered moof sounds like a setup to something, but itidus screws it up. +<zzo38> Can you vote for just the green party or rainbow party instead of both? <kmc> nope, it is the same party <zzo38> That is the problem with political parties. +<Jafet> I wonder if Red Alert 4 will use MMIX +<Phantom_Hoover> unfortunately df is not yet able to simulate norway +<Phantom_Hoover> shachaf, your a fucking piece of shit, die and kill your family +<Sgeo> Turns out the apartment had cheese and I just didn't know where it was +<HackEgo> 88) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) [...] <Sgeo_> Is there supposed to be a joke in 88? <Sgeo_> Unless "N-Gage" is some pseudoscientific spiritual mumbo-jumbo, I don't get it. <Sgeo_> Oh, it's a cell phone gaming thing apparently +<Phantom_Hoover> I think the only lesson I can really take away from this experience is "don't fuck around with vampires". +<oerjan> `welcome Rawlie * zzo38 has joined #esoteric <Rawlie> thank you <zzo38> You're welcome. +<elliott> seriously q is the best fucking letter in the alphabet +<kmc> colemak is for people who think dvorak is too mainstream +<Fiora> omg <Fiora> that JIT is really amazing [...] <Gregor> I hear if you listen carefully to the rustling wind on a warm night with a full moon, you can hear the sound of the JIT building ARM functions. +<kmc> i love how allegedly wine can run all of these different programs but the only one i can actually run is starcraft <kmc> i think wine may secretly be a cleanroom reimplementation of starcraft +<fizzie> I am a train. There's a wireless network in the train! +<fizzie> I was hoping I could be like other people and listen to signals while in a public transport vehicle. +<olsner> fungot: what's your view on angels and other otherworldly beings? <fungot> olsner: well i'm mentioning theoretical image to be dumped in rain forests of laukaa. +<zzo38> The reason it isn't more popular is because I wrote it today. +<ais523> OK, I'll use roman numerals to reduce confusion +<GreyKnight> fungot, sing me to sleep <fungot> GreyKnight: 53. file://localhost/ mnt/ space/ media/ books/ 1000+sci-fi%20books/%5bebooks%5d%201000+%20sciencefiction%20%26%20fantasy%20novels%20%28.lit%20forma/ pratchett%2c%20terry/ text/ 14/ fnord <GreyKnight> This is not a very good song +[after a quote deletion session] <fungot> ais523: i just checked, and the whole purpose of this is not necessary.... +<monqy> what does it mean for a pencil to be turing complete.... <ais523> monqy: it's the same concept as USB sushi, really +<Fiora> usb sushi is dangerous. I think I would try to eat it +<olsner> we have PR? <oerjan> the good news is we have PR. the bad news is we borrowed haskell's motto for it. [...] <oerjan> [...] "avoid success at all costs" +<Gregor> Apparently http://code.google.com/p/hgfs/ now exists. <Gregor> Oh, that's 2008. I'm sure I would've found it and rejected it for some reason before then X-D [...] <Gregor> Right, yeah. “Can't get the damned thing working.†+<kmc> my current laptop basically works though <kmc> it can even play 8 year old video games as long as it is not raining in the game +<elliott> i wrote a better version once but it was broken
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"ooooooooooooo que bacano lo boy aitalar para que mi pc me corra mas rapido jajaja no pero enserio esta bacano" +2010-03-27.txt:22:22:58: -!- rapido has joined #esoteric. +2010-03-27.txt:22:24:14: <rapido> is my language is esoteric?: http://www.enchiladacode.nl ... you decide +2010-03-27.txt:22:25:18: <oerjan> rapido: looks far too well-developed to be esoteric :D +2010-03-27.txt:22:26:14: <rapido> i think to most interesting esoteric languages are extremely well-developed to be different +2010-03-27.txt:22:26:49: <rapido> pikhq: you insult me! - usable? - nah +2010-03-27.txt:22:27:06: <fax> rapido -- it doesn't look esoteric but I just glanced +2010-03-27.txt:22:28:27: <rapido> the esoteric bit is that it would be very difficult to compile enchilada to efficient machine code +2010-03-27.txt:22:28:48: <rapido> but i guess most esoteric languages have that property +2010-03-27.txt:22:29:12: <rapido> may be not +2010-03-27.txt:22:29:31: <pikhq> rapido: Many languages are difficult to compile efficiently. +2010-03-27.txt:22:29:58: <oerjan> rapido: befunge has that as a design feature +2010-03-27.txt:22:30:45: <rapido> pikhq: enchilada's eval is always there - always +2010-03-27.txt:22:31:18: <alise> rapido: you're the enchilada creator? +2010-03-27.txt:22:31:26: <pikhq> rapido: BTW, what makes it difficult to compile efficiently? +2010-03-27.txt:22:31:31: <alise> great to meet you rapido +2010-03-27.txt:22:31:46: <rapido> alise: thanks! +2010-03-27.txt:22:32:10: <rapido> pikhq: every unwritten term carries a hash +2010-03-27.txt:22:32:25: <rapido> code = data = hashed +2010-03-27.txt:22:32:30: <alise> rapido: May I comment? Making the correctness of your language depend on the infallibility of SHA-1 is unwise. +2010-03-27.txt:22:32:55: <rapido> alise: SHA-1 is just one choice of hash +2010-03-27.txt:22:33:05: <alise> rapido: But it is true of every hash. +2010-03-27.txt:22:33:15: <rapido> alise: is it? +2010-03-27.txt:22:33:20: <pikhq> rapido: Hashes, by definition, cannot satisfy what you ask of it. +2010-03-27.txt:22:33:36: <rapido> what is the chance of your memory to fail or have a hash collision? +2010-03-27.txt:22:33:46: <rapido> not your memory of course ;) +2010-03-27.txt:22:34:28: <pikhq> rapido: Hashes are not unique. +2010-03-27.txt:22:34:50: <alise> rapido: Well there's all sorts of "chance"; many hash functions have been broken. +2010-03-27.txt:22:35:10: <alise> rapido: Correctness doesn't care about the practical reality, though, because it is about mathematical properties. +2010-03-27.txt:22:36:46: <alise> rapido: I think Enchilada is certainly one of the most unique extant languages. +2010-03-27.txt:22:36:49: <rapido> alise: i believe the reality is not correct - at least my computer fails me many more times than hash collisions which have probability 10 ^ -30 - depending on the hash function +2010-03-27.txt:22:37:04: <alise> rapido: Me and cpressey discussed one aspect of it recently, actually. +2010-03-27.txt:22:37:15: <alise> rapido: Go and look up how many hash functions have been broken. +2010-03-27.txt:22:37:46: <rapido> alise: forget about SHA1 - think about hashes +2010-03-27.txt:22:37:58: <alise> rapido: If we're being abstract we have to be formal too. +2010-03-27.txt:22:38:04: <pikhq> rapido: This is a problem with all hashes. +2010-03-27.txt:22:38:27: <alise> rapido: forall f:A->B, (card B < card A) -> exists x:A,y:A. f x = f y +2010-03-27.txt:22:38:30: <rapido> pikhq: i don't see it as a problem - i see it as a opportunity +2010-03-27.txt:22:38:44: <pikhq> rapido: An opportunity... For security flaws. +2010-03-27.txt:22:38:48: <rapido> if you give a little you gain a lot +2010-03-27.txt:22:39:07: <rapido> pikhq: memory failure is also a possibility +2010-03-27.txt:22:39:15: <alise> rapido: pikhq is actually right about security: consider an Enchilada program comparing for equality to some secret value. +2010-03-27.txt:22:39:25: <rapido> you need a physical platform - which is faulty +2010-03-27.txt:22:40:00: <alise> rapido: IMO that is an error similar to the one that claims that Turing-completeness of a language is impossible because no universal Turing machine can be constructed. +2010-03-27.txt:22:41:00: <alise> rapido: Actually if we are considering physical things, why do you use hashes? Comparison is not slow. +2010-03-27.txt:22:41:30: <rapido> alise: try comparing two sets which are different in only one element +2010-03-27.txt:22:41:42: <alise> rapido: How big are these sets? +2010-03-27.txt:22:41:46: <rapido> big +2010-03-27.txt:22:42:00: <rapido> let's do some O complexity +2010-03-27.txt:22:42:14: <rapido> two sets with size n and m +2010-03-27.txt:22:42:18: <pikhq> rapido: Depends heavily on the representation of the set, the location of the difference, and the comparison algorithm in use. +2010-03-27.txt:22:42:34: <alise> rapido: you are appealing to practical reasons +2010-03-27.txt:22:42:58: <rapido> sure it does - but what's the most efficient algorithm? +2010-03-27.txt:22:43:53: <rapido> alise: hey, i'm just being esoteric ;) +2010-03-27.txt:22:45:19: <rapido> fax: Heresy! +2010-03-27.txt:22:45:20: <alise> rapido: Anyway, add dependent types and termination checking and I'll love it. +2010-03-27.txt:22:46:45: <rapido> alise: no exceptions, yes baby! +2010-03-27.txt:22:46:56: <alise> rapido: But it has _|_, I presume? +2010-03-27.txt:22:47:44: <rapido> no, it doesn't have bottom - everything terminates eventually +2010-03-27.txt:22:47:50: <fax> poor rapido having to listen to this :P +2010-03-27.txt:22:48:15: <alise> rapido: Well, that is good. I do hope you realise that this means it cannot be turing-complete. +2010-03-27.txt:22:49:42: <AnMaster> try to be somewhat nicer to rapido +2010-03-27.txt:22:49:43: <rapido> alise: i have thought of this. what about doing something 10^100000 times? +2010-03-27.txt:22:50:18: <alise> rapido: So, you are an ultrafinitist, then? +2010-03-27.txt:22:50:34: <alise> rapido: If something could never be computed it is not computable. +2010-03-27.txt:22:51:19: <rapido> alise: i like brouwer - the dutch mathematician +2010-03-27.txt:22:51:53: <alise> rapido: You are at least a constructivist then. +2010-03-27.txt:22:53:38: <rapido> let me try to explain my case +2010-03-27.txt:22:53:48: <rapido> let's say you have a long winding proof +2010-03-27.txt:22:54:00: <rapido> the proof will hold references to other proofs +2010-03-27.txt:22:54:27: <rapido> and those proofs will hold references to yet other proofs +2010-03-27.txt:22:54:49: <rapido> what is the chance of any reference to be faulty? +2010-03-27.txt:22:55:06: <rapido> what can we do to lower that chance? +2010-03-27.txt:22:55:30: <rapido> can we make a reference absolutely non-faulty - always? +2010-03-27.txt:22:55:34: <rapido> i don't believe so +2010-03-27.txt:22:55:41: <rapido> we can lower it +2010-03-27.txt:22:55:44: <alise> rapido: Eh? +2010-03-27.txt:22:56:04: <Sgeo_> rapido, that's a problem of mathematicians being wrong, not a property of mathematics itself +2010-03-27.txt:22:56:15: <rapido> alise: think of the reference itself +2010-03-27.txt:22:56:27: <alise> rapido: Define what a reference to a proof IS, as an actual object. +2010-03-27.txt:22:57:10: <rapido> alise: i'm saying that you need pointers +2010-03-27.txt:22:57:20: <alise> rapido: This is false. +2010-03-27.txt:22:57:25: <rapido> alise: to scala +2010-03-27.txt:22:57:29: <rapido> scala <- scale +2010-03-27.txt:22:58:10: <rapido> doesn't abstract mathematics need pointers? +2010-03-27.txt:22:58:27: <rapido> to refer to something? a word is a pointer +2010-03-27.txt:22:59:07: <Sgeo_> rapido, a reference to a proof is just um.. kind of included, I guess? More like a #define than an import? +2010-03-27.txt:22:59:17: <alise> rapido: No, a name is just a placeholder. +2010-03-27.txt:23:00:02: <rapido> alise: but the name must be unique, not? +2010-03-27.txt:23:00:21: <rapido> otherwise the statement will be ambigious +2010-03-27.txt:23:00:31: <rapido> ambiguous +2010-03-27.txt:23:01:13: <rapido> come on - names refer to bigger things +2010-03-27.txt:23:01:23: <rapido> they compress the bigger things +2010-03-27.txt:23:01:40: <rapido> they are a poor-mans hash of the things they refer to +2010-03-27.txt:23:02:11: <rapido> the bigger things have names in them +2010-03-27.txt:23:02:21: <rapido> they refer to other objects +2010-03-27.txt:23:02:32: <alise> rapido: I think that's rubbish. +2010-03-27.txt:23:02:37: <rapido> alise: ok +2010-03-27.txt:23:02:55: <rapido> i think it's exactly that +2010-03-27.txt:23:03:03: <rapido> that's abstraction +2010-03-27.txt:23:03:07: <rapido> to compress +2010-03-27.txt:23:03:10: <oerjan> rapido: a name would only be a hash if it was derived entirely from the thing it named +2010-03-27.txt:23:03:34: <rapido> oerjan: yes, that's why i like hashes better than names +2010-03-27.txt:23:04:02: <oerjan> rapido: and it is also why hashes must have the possibility of collisions, but names need not +2010-03-27.txt:23:05:22: <rapido> oerjan: names may not - but who will make sure the names don't clash? +2010-03-27.txt:23:05:35: <oerjan> rapido: the compiler/verifier +2010-03-27.txt:23:06:11: <rapido> oerjan: don't you agree that names compress the complex objects hat they refer to? +2010-03-27.txt:23:06:21: <rapido> hat <- that +2010-03-27.txt:23:06:54: <oerjan> rapido: now you are just shifting the meaning of a term, it won't help your actual argument any +2010-03-27.txt:23:06:59: <rapido> otherwise you would end up with pure value passing semantics - which is very inefficient +2010-03-27.txt:23:07:24: <rapido> oerjan: and what's my actual argument? +2010-03-27.txt:23:08:39: <rapido> fax: 'heh you could hard code in something that ensures that every variable name you use, names some term which is larger' +2010-03-27.txt:23:09:03: <rapido> fax: this would end up with names as big as the objects themselves +2010-03-27.txt:23:09:34: <rapido> fax: just would rather have the objects - thank you very much +2010-03-27.txt:23:10:06: <oerjan> rapido: i think you are reading fax backwards +2010-03-27.txt:23:11:03: <rapido> oerjan: that's right +2010-03-27.txt:23:11:16: <rapido> fax: it is an interesting thought - thanks! +2010-03-27.txt:23:12:28: <rapido> but i do still think names/pointers/links are meant to compress information - think of exact repetitions +2010-03-27.txt:23:13:11: <rapido> you just say: hey i've got this object and a name it x +2010-03-27.txt:23:13:29: <rapido> now i have this other object y, and it holds 4 x's +2010-03-27.txt:23:13:50: <rapido> and so forth +2010-03-27.txt:23:14:27: <rapido> but how are you going to name the 10^10000 object that holds other object names? +2010-03-27.txt:23:15:09: <rapido> names are important especially in a distributed setup where you can't have a central naming service +2010-03-27.txt:23:15:24: <rapido> who is giving out the names? +2010-03-27.txt:23:19:37: <rapido> i will give myself a name, and a won't be a hash +2010-03-27.txt:23:20:31: <Sgeo_> rapido, to be clear, you're talking about computers, and not math, right? +2010-03-27.txt:23:21:30: <rapido> Sgeo_: math is riddled with references and names that refer to complex abstractions +2010-03-27.txt:23:22:26: <rapido> Sgeo_: of course, you can always create the full proof down the axioms, without references +2010-03-27.txt:23:23:40: <rapido> Sgeo_: 'math' doesn't difference from 'computers' - whatever that means +2010-03-27.txt:23:24:55: <rapido> you can never be certain +2010-03-27.txt:23:25:03: <rapido> even mathematical proofs aren't certain +2010-03-27.txt:23:25:06: <alise> rapido: sigh +2010-03-27.txt:23:25:15: <rapido> you need faulty humans to falsify mathematical proofs +2010-03-27.txt:23:25:56: * Sgeo_ wonders if rapido might be pulling a fax. +2010-03-27.txt:23:25:59: <alise> rapido, saying that proofs aren't certain because you need humans to falsify them or something +2010-03-27.txt:23:26:09: <rapido> alise: but computers are faulty - the change of computers to faulty is much higher than hash collisions +2010-03-27.txt:23:26:31: <rapido> change <-chance +2010-03-27.txt:23:26:35: <alise> rapido: except when computers go wrong - they don't say "Yes this is valid omg!" +2010-03-27.txt:23:26:54: <rapido> fax: thanks for correcting me - thank you very much +2010-03-27.txt:23:27:03: <alise> he pinged Oranjer, rapido +2010-03-27.txt:23:27:16: <fax> rapido, what? +2010-03-27.txt:23:28:02: <rapido> heisenbug! now you are talking my way! +2010-03-27.txt:23:28:22: <rapido> i like heisenbugs! +2010-03-27.txt:23:28:25: <rapido> they are great! +2010-03-27.txt:23:28:57: <rapido> we should create a esoteric language called heisenbug! +2010-03-27.txt:23:29:40: <rapido> the default would be an heisenbug statement - with the remote exception of a correct statement +2010-03-27.txt:23:30:55: <rapido> if the heisenbug language proves to be turing complete - i'm done! +2010-03-27.txt:23:33:00: <rapido> pikhq: just to make you shiver: 'corporate' storage depends on hashes (that may have collisions) +2010-03-27.txt:23:33:55: <pikhq> rapido: Yes, hash tables are common. +2010-03-27.txt:23:33:56: <alise> rapido: You are mixing the practical and the theoretical, seemingly repeatedly. +2010-03-27.txt:23:34:59: <rapido> alise: i think theoretical abstractions need reality to be expressed. +2010-03-27.txt:23:35:08: <rapido> i do see the difference +2010-03-27.txt:23:35:48: <alise> rapido: Then it is a philosophical disagreement we have, and having reached the bottom layer of where rationality works, we should abandon the discussion immediately. :) +2010-03-27.txt:23:36:25: <rapido> alise: i see that - no prob :) +2010-03-27.txt:23:36:53: <alise> fax: rapido :P +2010-03-27.txt:23:37:07: <alise> rapido: Well, I applaud your work on Enchilada and hope you'll visit here often. +2010-03-27.txt:23:37:28: <rapido> fax: lol! +2010-03-27.txt:23:37:48: <rapido> fax: hey - at least i've made something runnable! +2010-03-27.txt:23:40:00: <rapido> sound like the scientific approach - repeat and measure +2010-03-27.txt:23:40:18: <rapido> alise: again we disagree +2010-03-27.txt:23:41:15: <alise> rapido: Well, I think I have the evidence on my side. There are many mechanical proof checkers upon which a large part of mathematics has been formulated. +2010-03-27.txt:23:42:21: <rapido> alise: your romance with math is before 1935 +2010-03-27.txt:23:43:13: <rapido> alise: that math is much to great and complex and interesting to be certain +2010-03-27.txt:23:43:56: <alise> rapido: I really do invite you to go up to any of the many people who have worked on proof checkers, proof assistants, and laboriously defined and proved things in these systems - and say that to them. +2010-03-27.txt:23:44:01: <rapido> alise: and that axioms are not enough - godel has proved that +2010-03-27.txt:23:44:34: <fax> rapido: btw I think most people here are post-godel +2010-03-27.txt:23:45:03: <fax> rapido: of course it is a big factor +2010-03-27.txt:23:45:03: <rapido> sure - i'm more into popper <- an oldie also +2010-03-27.txt:23:45:38: <rapido> alise: that's one way of putting it +2010-03-27.txt:23:46:32: <rapido> alise: what i don't understand is that you allow proof checkers +2010-03-27.txt:23:46:47: <pikhq> rapido: What's to not understand? +2010-03-27.txt:23:46:49: <alise> rapido: Perhaps you do not understand what a proof checker is. +2010-03-27.txt:23:46:54: <rapido> why do you rely on faulty memory +2010-03-27.txt:23:47:05: <rapido> alise: i perfectly understand. +2010-03-27.txt:23:47:11: <alise> rapido: Your appeal to errors in memory to demonstrate that mathematics is uncertain is really poor. +2010-03-27.txt:23:47:15: <rapido> do you trust the compiler +2010-03-27.txt:23:47:27: <rapido> has the compiler been proved correctly? +2010-03-27.txt:23:47:32: <rapido> what about the processor? +2010-03-27.txt:23:47:34: <rapido> etc, etc +2010-03-27.txt:23:47:47: <alise> rapido: There is an article about this. +2010-03-27.txt:23:48:38: <fax> rapido - of course the main thing people are forgetting is there's so much more to mathematics than formal proof +2010-03-27.txt:23:48:51: <rapido> fax: very true +2010-03-27.txt:23:49:18: <rapido> alise: http://r6.ca/homework.html <- this i don't like +2010-03-27.txt:23:54:43: <rapido> alise: 'For one, you can have RAM with so much error checking that it is physically impossible for it not to detect an error for the computation you are doing...' +2010-03-27.txt:23:55:27: <rapido> alise: for one, you can have hashes with so many bits that it is physically impossible not to detect an error for the computation you are doing... +2010-03-27.txt:23:55:55: <rapido> now i will stop moaning about hashes +2010-03-27.txt:23:56:04: <alise> rapido: no that's false +2010-03-27.txt:23:56:29: <Sgeo_> alise, I think rapido is trying to make an analogy? +2010-03-27.txt:23:56:40: <rapido> the checking bits of faulty ram is smaller than the ram +2010-03-27.txt:23:57:28: <rapido> you can't have absolutely perfect ram +2010-03-27.txt:23:58:20: <rapido> fax: no, the most kind of impossible there is - is god +2010-03-27.txt:23:59:11: <fax> rapido oh you're another of the atheist people I guess -_- +2010-03-27.txt:23:59:12: <rapido> dixon: a sponge bob - another hero if mine! +2010-03-27.txt:23:59:24: <rapido> if <- of +2010-03-28.txt:00:01:06: <rapido> dixon: uuuh - i need to study your reference to sponge constructions +2010-03-28.txt:00:01:41: <dixon> rapido: http://sponge.noekeon.org/ +2010-03-28.txt:00:01:50: <rapido> i could believe in god and still find the concept of god to be impossible +2010-03-28.txt:00:01:54: <rapido> such is believe +2010-03-28.txt:00:02:29: <rapido> dixan: ah, thanks! +2010-03-28.txt:00:02:41: <dixon> rapido: They're cryptographic hashes, however. +2010-03-28.txt:00:03:03: <rapido> dixon: cryptographic hashes are the only ones i'm considering +2010-03-28.txt:00:04:04: <dixon> rapido: But yes, by definition they're surjective when useful and thus have collisions. +2010-03-28.txt:00:04:26: <rapido> lament: then you would be a flying lunatic with wings +2010-03-28.txt:00:06:13: <rapido> dixon: all that i want is a naming service that is scalable +2010-03-28.txt:00:06:28: <Sgeo_> rapido, let the name of the proof be the content of the proof. +2010-03-28.txt:00:07:00: <rapido> Sgeo_: but proofs can be huge - think of computer generated proofs +2010-03-28.txt:00:10:20: <rapido> look.... the coq has giving me sign - it's hanging low - it's time to go to bed.... later ... +2010-03-28.txt:00:10:40: -!- rapido has quit (Quit: rapido). +2010-03-31.txt:20:29:19: -!- rapido has joined #esoteric. +2010-03-31.txt:21:56:37: -!- rapido has quit (Quit: rapido). +2010-04-01.txt:07:06:04: -!- rapido has joined #esoteric. +2010-04-01.txt:07:07:26: -!- rapido has parted #esoteric (?). +2010-04-07.txt:21:22:45: -!- rapido has joined #esoteric. +2010-04-07.txt:21:27:31: -!- rapido has parted #esoteric (?). +2010-04-08.txt:19:45:27: -!- rapido has joined #esoteric. +2010-04-08.txt:20:15:36: -!- rapido has quit (Quit: rapido). +2010-05-28.txt:03:58:39: <oerjan> la grande rapido universidad estatal +2011-03-21.txt:20:22:13: -!- rapido has joined #esoteric. +2011-03-21.txt:20:27:38: <rapido> are there an interesting 'collection oriented' language that is not apl/j/k? +2011-03-21.txt:20:27:46: <rapido> are <- is +2011-03-21.txt:20:29:48: <rapido> is there something like 'map theory'? I know there is something like 'array theory' +2011-03-21.txt:20:32:37: <rapido> array theory: http://www.nial.com/ArrayTheory.html +2011-03-21.txt:20:33:20: <rapido> ah found something: http://www.mangust.dk/skalberg/papers/gkli-slides1.pdf +2011-03-21.txt:20:33:25: <rapido> map theorie: v +2011-03-21.txt:20:33:30: <rapido> map theory: http://www.mangust.dk/skalberg/papers/gkli-slides1.pdf +2011-03-21.txt:20:35:14: <rapido> wouldn't it be nice to have a map oriented language? +2011-03-21.txt:20:35:32: <rapido> everything is a map - data and code +2011-03-21.txt:20:36:02: <Phantom_Hoover> rapido, map? +2011-03-21.txt:20:37:18: <rapido> concrete map: [0=0;1=1;2=4;3=9] +2011-03-21.txt:20:37:33: <Phantom_Hoover> rapido, so everything is an associative array? +2011-03-21.txt:20:38:03: <rapido> Phantom_Hoover: yes, that's one way of phrasing it +2011-03-21.txt:20:38:12: <Phantom_Hoover> rapido, finite or infinite? +2011-03-21.txt:20:38:17: <rapido> finite! +2011-03-21.txt:20:38:28: <rapido> total functions would be nice +2011-03-21.txt:20:39:46: <rapido> this would be a lazy map: [x<-[0..10000000];x*x] +2011-03-21.txt:20:40:41: <rapido> still finite because the domain is finite +2011-03-21.txt:20:42:00: <rapido> Gregor: ok, i haven't really settled for a notation +2011-03-21.txt:20:42:08: <rapido> notation <- syntax +2011-03-21.txt:20:43:39: <rapido> domain: 0..10000000 : ran ge: x*x +2011-03-21.txt:20:44:09: <rapido> Phantom_Hoover: yes - thanks +2011-03-21.txt:20:47:09: <rapido> the domain (keys) and range (values) can be maps too. +2011-03-21.txt:20:47:48: <rapido> In fact, literals are maps in disguise +2011-03-21.txt:20:48:02: <rapido> there should be only maps! +2011-03-21.txt:20:51:23: <rapido> I've done something similar with enchilada- but i like to be more restrictive than enchilada (i.e. finitie maps only) +2011-03-21.txt:20:51:49: <Phantom_Hoover> rapido, so basically everything is a function from a finite sense? +2011-03-21.txt:20:52:43: <rapido> Phantom_Hoover: yes +2011-03-21.txt:20:56:39: <rapido> Phantom_Hoover: say that you have an recursive function that doesn't terminate +2011-03-21.txt:20:57:38: <rapido> now let's imagine an interpreter that takes this same recursive function, together with a user-defined 'number of interpreter steps' +2011-03-21.txt:20:58:09: <rapido> when the interpreter reaches the 'number of interpreter steps' it terminates +2011-03-21.txt:20:59:30: <rapido> oerjan: consing can be done - nice observation +2011-03-21.txt:21:06:03: <rapido> question: how would you give a unique name to a arbitrary block of bytes without hashing (=possible collisions) and without using a central service (thing p2p) +2011-03-21.txt:21:06:12: <rapido> thing <- think +2011-03-21.txt:21:07:06: <rapido> oh - the same block of bytes should map always return the same name +2011-03-21.txt:21:08:33: <cpressey> rapido: I don't think it's possible. +2011-03-21.txt:21:10:28: <rapido> cpressey: ok, what about a central service which just increases a counter for each new block that has been issued? +2011-03-21.txt:21:11:38: <rapido> what if we scale the central naming service to log(n) naming services - with n being the number of blocks issued? +2011-03-21.txt:21:12:04: <rapido> or square(n)? +2011-03-21.txt:21:12:23: <rapido> dns scales pretty good +2011-03-21.txt:21:18:16: <rapido> cpressey: i want to achieve (function) memoization - not only within one instance of running program - but globally +2011-03-21.txt:21:18:24: <pikhq_> rapido: No. +2011-03-21.txt:21:18:44: <pikhq_> rapido: Universal memoization is not as good an idea as you may think. +2011-03-21.txt:21:18:46: <rapido> pikhq_: no? +2011-03-21.txt:21:20:03: <rapido> pikhq_: it doesn't need to be persistent always - just the most used functions (structures) +2011-03-21.txt:21:20:29: <pikhq_> rapido: Automatic memoization is a *hard* problem. +2011-03-21.txt:21:20:54: <rapido> pikhq_: 'memoization is a *hard* problem' - i like that! +2011-03-21.txt:21:21:34: <pikhq_> rapido: At least as hard as parallel computing. +2011-03-21.txt:21:21:47: <rapido> pikhq_: i'm the author of enchilada - i have done some 'experiments' on the subject. +2011-03-21.txt:21:22:34: <oklopol> "<rapido> are there an interesting 'collection oriented' language that is not apl/j/k?" <<< toi +2011-03-21.txt:21:22:53: <rapido> i want to get rid of enchilada's cryptographic hashes - but still scale in a distributed setup +2011-03-21.txt:21:25:16: <rapido> oklopol: is there a interesting 'collection oriented' language that is also esoteric ;) +2011-03-21.txt:21:33:49: <rapido> don't surjectively inject your hilbert hotel principle into the discussion - please! +2011-03-21.txt:21:42:07: <rapido> are there any CA formalism that takes previous (N not just the current) world states as input? +2011-03-21.txt:21:42:58: <oklopol> rapido: no, but those are essentially the same thing +2011-03-21.txt:21:44:40: <rapido> oklopol: could such formalism be more powerful - not in a TC sense - but in a 'programming' sense - whatever that means +2011-03-21.txt:21:45:12: <oerjan> rapido: mcell has some "ca families" that use memory +2011-03-21.txt:21:45:35: <rapido> oerjan: thanks for the pointer +2011-03-21.txt:21:46:18: <oklopol> rapido: well i haven't seen them used, at least +2011-03-21.txt:21:48:34: <rapido> i like surreal numbers +2011-03-21.txt:21:48:51: <rapido> surreal number subsume all numbers +2011-03-21.txt:21:49:00: <rapido> number <- numbers +2011-03-21.txt:21:49:26: <rapido> hyperreal? ah yeah! +2011-03-21.txt:21:50:39: <rapido> same for quaternions +2011-03-21.txt:21:51:14: <rapido> or biquaternions +2011-03-21.txt:21:54:17: -!- rapido has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-03-21.txt:21:58:07: -!- rapido has joined #esoteric. +2011-03-21.txt:22:05:53: <rapido> is there a fractal based esoteric language? +2011-03-21.txt:22:06:16: <rapido> 'living on the edge' which is infinite +2011-03-21.txt:22:08:49: <Phantom_Hoover> rapido, well, there were the Sierpiński numbers... +2011-03-21.txt:22:10:14: <rapido> Phantom_Hoover: aaah, a new number system to learn....... how many are there? +2011-03-21.txt:22:10:32: <Phantom_Hoover> rapido, it's countably infinite. +2011-03-21.txt:22:10:35: <cpressey> < rapido> is there a fractal based esoteric language? <-- I know there were a few that got to the "planning" stage, but I don't know of any complete ones +2011-03-21.txt:22:11:15: <rapido> i don't like infinite/uncountable stuff - but hey - i'' make an exception +2011-03-21.txt:22:11:16: <oerjan> <rapido> is there a fractal based esoteric language? <-- i'm pretty sure there was one but i don't remember the name +2011-03-21.txt:22:12:27: <Phantom_Hoover> rapido, well, just restrict it to finite strings. +2011-03-21.txt:22:14:36: <rapido> HP: Hilbert Problem? +2011-03-21.txt:22:15:57: <rapido> i like reversible languages: <shameless plug> enchilada is reversible (modulo hash collisions) +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20660 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +648) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +654) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +657) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +659) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +668) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +669) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +690) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +693) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +703) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +720) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +731) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +737) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +789) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone?
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20754 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,300 @@ +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-18.txt:22:06:13: <ais523> thus, this is how I can tell that patched_from_ehird is indeed the version you sent me +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-18.txt:22:23:24: <elliott> ais523: one not with ehird in it, ending in .tar? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-19.txt:04:06:49: <elliott_> 12:07:58 <ehird> It's donning itself presently. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-19.txt:04:06:49: <elliott_> 12:08:02 <ehird> The goals aren't really lofty +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-19.txt:04:06:49: <elliott_> 12:08:11 <ehird> Just "run the program a fuckload of times then average that" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-19.txt:04:06:49: <elliott_> 12:08:45 <ehird> No. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-19.txt:04:06:49: <elliott_> 12:08:49 <ehird> That does not take into account... +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-19.txt:04:06:49: <elliott_> 12:08:52 <ehird> PoLaRiTy! +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-19.txt:04:06:49: <elliott_> 12:08:57 <ehird> Any choice between: SIEVE, and: KETTLE! +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-19.txt:15:47:00: <fizzie> Gregor_return_of_ehird_defend8mwahahaha manages to behave rather differently on even/odd tapes. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-19.txt:23:41:42: <j_> that ain't ehird is it +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-20.txt:04:42:00: <elliott> <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has bork +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-20.txt:04:42:38: <elliott> <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda bork? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-20.txt:04:42:41: <elliott> <bork> no bork <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-26.txt:23:30:52: <elliott> Elliott Hird ehird google +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-01.txt:01:27:27: <elliott> 14:21:54 <ehird> fizzie: That’s not… well… flat. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-01.txt:01:27:27: <elliott> 14:22:01 <ehird> It’s poking upwards. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-03.txt:04:45:48: <pikhq> What a coincidence; elliott (was ehird) (seems to have pinged out and probably went to sleep) has been trying to get an x86 Forth in a boot sector. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-09.txt:02:54:31: <elliott> I would have registered ehird.org by now, but elliott@ehird.org is ugly. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-09.txt:15:01:34: <coppro> ais523, ehird: I consider it your duty to explain to people why this doesn't suck +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-09.txt:17:12:42: <elliott> 15:42:24 <coppro> ais523, ehird: I consider it your duty to explain to people why this doesn't suck +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-10.txt:04:25:11: <elliott> 17:42:32 <ehird> ah +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-10.txt:04:25:11: <elliott> 17:42:39 <ehird> there's an O(n) one for base-16 isn't there? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-10.txt:23:34:26: <optbot> elliott: ehird, YES! +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-14.txt:20:53:16: <elliott> 10:41:53 <ehird> ais523: huh? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-15.txt:16:00:34: <optbot> Gregor: ehird, bool +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-20.txt:17:34:57: * tswett scans the names list for ehird and finds him absent. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-20.txt:17:35:28: <tswett> Gregor: you'll have to fulfill the role of ehird, then. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-27.txt:14:38:58: <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-27.txt:14:52:16: <Vorpal> `addquote <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-27.txt:14:52:19: <HackEgo> 337) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-29.txt:08:34:19: <elliott> 18:59:28: <ehird> GNU bash, version 2.05b.0(1)-release (powerpc-apple-darwin8.0) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-29.txt:08:34:19: <elliott> 18:59:28: <ehird> Copyright (C) 2002 Free Software Foundation, Inc. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:14:29:43: <elliott> [~/esotericlogs]% grep ehird 06.* 20 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:14:29:44: <elliott> 06.12.29:12:42:41 --- join: ehird (n=ehird@user-5440e204.wfd80a.dsl.pol.co.uk) joined #esoteric +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:14:29:44: <elliott> 06.12.29:12:43:09 --- part: ehird left #esoteric +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:14:30:32: <elliott> [~/esotericlogs]% grep ehird 06.* | wc -l +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:14:30:33: <elliott> [~/esotericlogs]% grep ehird 07.* | wc -l +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:14:32:46: <elliott> [~/esotericlogs]% for i in 06 07 08 09 10; do grep "^..:..:.. <(ehird|elliott|alise|iEhird)[^>]*>" $i.* | wc -l; done +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:02:29: <HackEgo> 37) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. \ 39) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list \ 42) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister \ 55) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? \ 67) <oklopol> +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:05:38: <elliott> `pastequotes ehird|elliott|alise +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:06:20: <elliott> 19) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:06:41: <elliott> `pastequotes <ehird|elliott|alise> +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:07:10: <elliott> `pastequotes <(ehird|elliott|alise)> +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:07:26: <elliott> `pastequotes <(ehird|elliott|alise)> +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:07:31: <HackEgo> 37) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. \ 39) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list \ 42) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister \ 55) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? \ 67) <oklopol> +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:07:41: <elliott> `pastequotes \<(ehird|elliott|alise)\> +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:08:02: <elliott> `quote <(ehird|elliott|alise)> +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:08:06: <elliott> `quote <(ehird|elliott|alise).*> +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:08:14: <elliott> `quote <ehird>|<elliott>|<alise> +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:08:20: <elliott> `quote <ehird> +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:09:11: <elliott> `run egrep -i "<(elliott|alise|ehird)>" quotes +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:09:12: <HackEgo> <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers \ IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! \ SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:09:21: <elliott> `run allquotes | egrep -i "<(elliott|alise|ehird)>" | paste +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:19:49: <elliott> 280) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-06.txt:03:48:24: <elliott> [~/esotericlogs]% grep '^..:..:.. <(ehird|alise)>' 10.*.* | wc -l +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-06.txt:03:48:24: <elliott> [~/esotericlogs]% grep '^..:..:.. <(ehird|alise)iphone>' 10.*.* | wc -l +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-08.txt:18:06:24: <Phantom_Hoover> DID I MENTION ALL THE THINGS ME AND EHIRD BLEW UP +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-09.txt:20:06:25: <elliott> http://esolangs.org/wiki/User:ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-09.txt:20:43:21: <ais523> which prevents ehird's page breaking everyone else's attempts to edit it +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-09.txt:20:44:12: <ais523> hmm, I just realised calling you ehird there was not a mistake but technically correct +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-09.txt:20:44:20: <ais523> as the user page belongs to ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-10.txt:01:33:00: <zzo38> I do not like the page User:Ehird, it is too slow. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-14.txt:22:51:48: <Vorpal> oerjan, well, BF-complete is quite a useful baseline. I think it was ehird who invented the term. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-15.txt:19:49:52: <elliott_> time for a shitload of edits to User:ehird/sandbox +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-18.txt:04:52:56: <elliott> oerjan: i invite you to take a look at http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ehird&action=edit and imagine how much I yearned for the ability to use div and span during its creation +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-18.txt:13:07:38: <HackEgo> 17) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. \ 23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once \ 24) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste \ 25) IN AN +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-21.txt:13:12:41: <HackEgo> 38) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-21.txt:13:16:56: <HackEgo> 33) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-21.txt:13:16:59: <HackEgo> 30) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-21.txt:20:22:34: <HackEgo> 16) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. \ 17) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. \ 26) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-25.txt:21:43:13: <elliott> ais523: { I create a Promise "I cash in ais523's Promise to go inactive", with the condition {I, ehird, currently possess ais523's Promise to go inactive}, and transfer it to ais523. } +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-29.txt:23:37:44: <EgoBot> Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chef chiqrsx9p choo cockney ctcp dc decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird fudd funetak google graph gregor he hello id jethro kraut num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh sffffedeesh sffffffffedeesh simpleacro slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak warez yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-14.txt:10:08:42: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chef chiqrsx9p choo cockney ctcp dc decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird fudd funetak google graph gregor he hello id jethro kraut num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh sffffedeesh sffffffffedeesh simpleacro slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak warez yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-14.txt:23:09:05: <HackEgo> ​28) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! \ 79) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program \ 120) <Miya> I +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-15.txt:00:04:59: <HackEgo> ​10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? \ 20) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. \ 30) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" \ 40) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary \ 46) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-15.txt:00:05:00: <zzo38_> 10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? \ 20) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. \ 30) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" \ 40) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary \ 46) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-16.txt:10:44:51: <elliott> Although the prospect of updating http://esolangs.org/wiki/User:ehird deters me somewhat. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-18.txt:07:33:35: <HackEgo> ​194) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat \ 195) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. \ 235) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-21.txt:22:47:25: <elliott> 20:09:59: <AnMaster> ehird____, well yes. But this would be an interesting new file sharing idea. Just share offset in pi +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-22.txt:00:01:23: <Vorpal> <elliott> 20:09:59: <AnMaster> ehird____, well yes. But this would be an interesting new file sharing idea. Just share offset in pi +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-26.txt:20:09:35: <elliott_> What is the prize for implementing the interpreter and Pong game? —ehird 19:58, 24 May 2011 (UTC) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-28.txt:22:51:34: <HackEgo> ​38) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-31.txt:18:56:11: <Gregor> whois ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-02.txt:08:46:05: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: _loop aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chef chiqrsx9p choo cockney ctcp dc decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd funetak google graph gregor he hello id jethro kraut num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh sffffedeesh sffffffffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak w +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-02.txt:09:00:06: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chef chiqrsx9p choo cockney ctcp dc decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd funetak google graph gregor he hello id jethro kraut num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh sffffedeesh sffffffffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak warez y +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-02.txt:09:01:41: <CakeProphet> !show ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-02.txt:09:02:10: <elliott> !ehird cobbles of phantom fuck whats +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-02.txt:09:04:05: <elliott> !ehird what is this I don't even +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-02.txt:09:11:00: <HackEgo> ​56) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:11:03: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chef chiqrsx9p choo cockney ctcp dc dechatspeak decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd funetak google graph gregor gregor__1 he hello id jethro kraut map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python recursion recursion2 redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh sffffedeesh sffffffffedeesh simpleacr +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:15:34: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chef chiqrsx9p choo cockney ctcp dc dechatspeak decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd funetak google graph gregor gregor__1 he hello id jethro kraut map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh sffffedeesh sffffffffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:19:24: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chef chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc dechatspeak decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd funetak google graph gregor gregor__1 hello id jethro kraut map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh sffffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ucat valsp +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:20:58: <oerjan> !show eehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:20:58: <EgoBot> ​haskell main = interact (let food s = case dropWhile (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s of "" -> []; s' -> w : food s'' where (w, s'') = break (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s' in unlines $ map (("<ehird> " ++) . unwords . words) $ food $ map toLower) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:21:09: <Phantom_Hoover> !ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:21:12: <Phantom_Hoover> !ehird hello +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:21:13: <oerjan> !show ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:21:37: <Phantom_Hoover> !eehird hello everyone +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:22:46: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc dechatspeak decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor gregor__1 hello id jethro kraut map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh sffffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak warez yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:24:31: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc dechatspeak decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor gregor__1 hello id jethro kraut map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak warez yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-06.txt:00:47:24: <elliott__> 20:38:27: <ehird`> so now my Underload (...)s are no longer functions +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-06.txt:00:47:24: <elliott__> 20:38:29: <ehird`> what should i call them? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-06.txt:00:47:24: <elliott__> 20:38:31: <ehird`> subprograms? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-07.txt:23:08:01: <elliott> 00:32:36: <ehird> Bring back Lisp Machines! Write the OS in Lisp and let the user-mode language be Haskell! +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-07.txt:23:08:01: <elliott> 00:32:49: <ehird> VIVA LA GRAPH REDUCIÃ<93>N! +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-08.txt:05:34:23: <Patashu> CakeProphet_vlad.bfjoust vs Gregor_return_of_ehird_defend8mwahahaha.bfjoust +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-08.txt:05:34:24: <Patashu> Gregor_return_of_ehird_defend8mwahahaha.bfjoust wins. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-08.txt:20:02:30: <ais523> <Maharba> as always, replying to ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-09.txt:21:37:40: <HackEgo> ​17) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. \ 23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once \ 24) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste \ 25) IN AN +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-09.txt:21:45:50: <elliott> 23:34:53: <ehird> 23:21 pikhq: Oh, right. He prefers the insane solution. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-09.txt:21:45:51: <elliott> 23:34:53: <ehird> 23:21 pikhq: (in this case, per-OS Makefiles) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-09.txt:21:45:51: <elliott> 23:34:54: <ehird> nope +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-09.txt:21:45:51: <elliott> 23:36:10: <pikhq> ehird: What do you prefer? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-09.txt:21:45:52: <elliott> 23:36:18: <ehird> pikhq: not using c :) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-09.txt:22:00:41: <elliott> 00:31:40: <ehird> David slowed his pace slightly as his ears, in a vat of chocolate; only his less slightly paces can go faster. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-09.txt:22:05:28: <elliott> 00:31:32: <ehird> David slowed (his pace slightly) as (his ears, in a vat of chocolate); only his less slightly paces can go faster. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:21:52:06: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor gregor__1 hello id jethro kraut lperl lsh map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot26 rot47 rot52 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh sh__ simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ucat +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:21:53:33: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor gregor__1 hello id jethro kraut lperl lsh map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh sh__ simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ucat valspeak war +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:20:58: <HackEgo> ​336) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:22:51: <HackEgo> ​33) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. \ 63) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? \ 77) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? \ 132) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:25:32: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor gregor__1 hello id jethro kraut lperl lsh map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh sh__ simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ustemp valspeak warez +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:28:30: <HackEgo> ​33) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. \ 249) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. \ 271) <elliott> in retrospect that wasn't even necessary, as communal readings of the Funge-98 spec do just a +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:33:09: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor gregor__1 hello id jethro kraut lperl lsh map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ustemp valspeak warez wc wc +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:48:42: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor gregor__1 hello id jethro kraut lperl lsh map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ustemp valspeak warez wc yo +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:57:05: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor gregor__1 hello id jethro kraut lperl lsh map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ustemp valspeak warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:57:49: <elliott> !show eehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:57:50: <EgoBot> haskell main = interact (let food s = case dropWhile (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s of "" -> []; s' -> w : food s'' where (w, s'') = break (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s' in unlines $ map (("<ehird> " ++) . unwords . words) $ food $ map toLower) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:57:52: <elliott> !show ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:58:03: <elliott> !ehird the most donkey fishes +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:58:07: <elliott> !eehird the most donkey fishes +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:58:36: <elliott> > (let food s = case dropWhile (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s of "" -> []; s' -> w : food s'' where (w, s'') = break (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s' in unlines $ map (("<ehird> " ++) . unwords . words) $ food $ map toLower) "the most donkey fishes" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:59:48: <CakeProphet> !ehird I have this awesome opinion on something +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:23:01:51: <Deewiant> > (let food s = case dropWhile (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s of "" -> []; s' -> w : food s'' where (w, s'') = break (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s' in unlines . map (("<ehird> " ++) . unwords . words) . food . map toLower) "the most donkey fishes" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:23:01:53: <lambdabot> "<ehird> the most donkey fishes\n" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:23:04:29: <Deewiant> > (let food s = case dropWhile (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s of "" -> []; s' -> w : food s'' where (w, s'') = break (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s' in unlines . map (("<ehird> " ++) . unwords . words) . food . map toLower) "123abc456def" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:23:04:31: <lambdabot> "<ehird> abc\n<ehird> def\n" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:23:05:12: <Deewiant> 2009-07-13 04:12:15( Warrigal) > let food s = case dropWhile (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s of "" -> []; s' -> w : food s'' where (w, s'') = break (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s' in unlines $ map (("<ehird> " ++) . unwords . words) $ food $ map toLower $ "What do you do, my eponymous friend?" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:23:05:17: <Deewiant> 2009-07-13 04:14:08( Warrigal) !addinterp eehird haskell main = interact (let food s = case dropWhile (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s of "" -> []; s' -> w : food s'' where (w, s'') = break (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s' in unlines $ map (("<ehird> " ++) . unwords . words) $ food $ map toLower) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-11.txt:11:50:02: <elliott> 05:04:43: <Gregor> ehird: Now write an editor that distinguishes alignment from indentation and actually maintains your alignment in the correct tab/space ratio while you write code. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-13.txt:00:17:30: <elliott> hey ehird name the digits +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-16.txt:00:07:27: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id jethro kraut lperl lsh map num ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ustemp valspeak warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-22.txt:18:23:07: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id jethro kraut lperl lsh map num ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ustemp valspeak warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-22.txt:20:33:49: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id jethro kraut lperl lsh map num ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ustemp valspeak warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-23.txt:10:39:53: <elliott> 22:11:06: <oerjan> <ehird> sprintf has one of those stupid collapsing '_a types +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-23.txt:10:39:53: <elliott> 22:11:33: <ehird> yeah what is that thing +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-23.txt:10:43:06: <elliott> 22:25:05: <oerjan> <ehird> snot a very good name +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-23.txt:10:43:51: <elliott> 23:04:40: <ehird> we should genetically modify humans to just breed breed breed +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-23.txt:10:43:51: <elliott> 23:04:43: <ehird> and get infinite humans +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-23.txt:10:43:51: <elliott> 23:04:45: <ais523> ehird: no we shouldn't +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-23.txt:10:48:41: <elliott> 00:57:56: <ehird> (%) (FormatterInt f) (FormatterInt g) = +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-23.txt:10:48:41: <elliott> 00:57:57: <ehird> FormatterInt (\k r -> f (g k) r) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-03.txt:02:57:36: <elliott> deep thoughts w/ ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-04.txt:06:45:58: <elliott> elliott@katia:~/logs$ grep -r funroll-loops\.info ????-??-??.txt | grep 'tusho\|ehird\|elliott\|alise' +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-04.txt:06:45:58: <elliott> 2009-01-07.txt:15:55:01: <ehird> I am so tempted to link to http://funroll-loops.info/ here. Oh wait I just did +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-07.txt:19:15:47: <Gregor> elliott_: You can be ehird :P +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-14.txt:07:47:14: <elliott> yeah but i'll actually spec it so its BY EHIRD WITH INSPIRATION FROM VORPAL +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-14.txt:21:45:28: <elliott> (diff) (hist) . . Brainfuck implementations‎; 21:44 . . (-8,084) . . Ehird (Talk | contribs) (...better organisation than the current section. I will do a proper move later today or tomorrow.) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-14.txt:21:45:28: <elliott> (diff) (hist) . . Brainfuck‎; 21:44 . . (+8,024) . . Ehird (Talk | contribs) (Revert; while I support the separation of implementations into a separate article, ''notable'' implementations (e.g. original distribution, esotope) should stay. And any such page should have...) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:01:12:12: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id insanetemp jethro kraut lperl lsh map num numberwang ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ustemp valspeak warez w +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:13:32: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id insanetemp jethro kraut lperl lsh map num numberwang ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ustemp valspeak warez w +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:15:50: <monqy> !ehird what does this one do +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:16:02: <oerjan> !show ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:16:23: <monqy> !show eehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:16:23: <EgoBot> haskell main = interact (let food s = case dropWhile (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s of "" -> []; s' -> w : food s'' where (w, s'') = break (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s' in unlines $ map (("<ehird> " ++) . unwords . words) $ food $ map toLower) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:17:32: <monqy> !eehird is this one any good +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:18:01: <oerjan> !eehird what happened there? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:19:12: <oerjan> !delinterp eehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:19:12: <EgoBot> ​Interpreter eehird deleted. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:19:32: <oerjan> !addinterp eehird haskell import Data.Char; main = interact (let food s = case dropWhile (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s of "" -> []; s' -> w : food s'' where (w, s'') = break (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s' in unlines $ map (("<ehird> " ++) . unwords . words) $ food $ map toLower) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:19:32: <EgoBot> ​Interpreter eehird installed. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:19:43: <oerjan> !eehird let's see now +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:19:43: <monqy> !eehird Does it work now? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:21:14: <oerjan> !delinterp eehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:21:15: <EgoBot> ​Interpreter eehird deleted. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:21:27: <oerjan> !addinterp eehird haskell import Data.Char; main = interact (let food s = case dropWhile (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s of "" -> []; s' -> w : food s'' where (w, s'') = break (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s' in unlines . map (("<ehird> " ++) . unwords . words) . food . map toLower) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:21:28: <EgoBot> ​Interpreter eehird installed. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:21:34: <oerjan> !eehird now then? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:21:39: <EgoBot> ​<ehird> now then +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:24:48: <oerjan> !eehird Like. This. Maybe so! Hm? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:24:53: <EgoBot> ​<ehird> like +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:25:05: <oerjan> !delinterp eehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:25:05: <EgoBot> ​Interpreter eehird deleted. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:25:48: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id insanetemp jethro kraut lperl lsh map num numberwang ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ustemp valspeak warez wc yodaw +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:32:46: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id insanetemp jethro kraut lperl lsh map num numberwang ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-23.txt:01:59:55: <elliott> monqy: you may peruse http://catseye.tc/ehird/files-suck.html but only in the knowledge that it's old and whiny, and only summarises one aspect of @ (and fairly vaguely at that) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-23.txt:05:35:11: <monqy> the one where ais explains how feather has no primitives or syntax and RodgerTheGreat claims it impossible and ehird accuses him of hating most non-Java non-BASIC languages +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-23.txt:05:37:43: <monqy> 17:24:06: <RodgerTheGreat> ehird: utterly untrue. I like BF, ///, LOGO, PHP, Postscript, LUA and some of my own languages, in addition to Java and BASIC +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-23.txt:05:37:59: <elliott> 00:14:41: <ehird> I love JS too :D +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-23.txt:05:38:07: <elliott> monqy: im ehird btw +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-23.txt:05:43:13: <elliott> <monqy> 17:24:06: <RodgerTheGreat> ehird: utterly untrue. I like BF, ///, LOGO, PHP, Postscript, LUA and some of my own languages, in addition to Java and BASIC +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-23.txt:05:47:21: <monqy> i addded ehird but google thought i meant third i will put quotes around it +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-25.txt:20:51:22: <elliott> "Edit: After I talked furthermore with ehird from #esoteric, it's a saner idea to leave the crash-course as is. so, as I originally said, it's a feature not a bug" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-29.txt:23:56:36: <elliott_> then grep for elliottOS\|ehirdOS\|@, I suppose +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-29.txt:23:56:41: <elliott_> then grep for elliottOS\|ehirdOS\|\b@\b, I suppose +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-02.txt:12:40:39: <elliott> git://github.com/ehird/GPipe.git :-P +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-11.txt:00:29:23: <monqy> User:Ehird/1st year sobriety and no dating +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-11.txt:00:30:01: <monqy> (Move log); 16:53 . . Ehird (Talk | contribs) (1st year sobriety and no dating moved to User:Ehird/1st year sobriety and no dating: for my study) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-14.txt:19:16:40: <elliott> Deewiant: https://github.com/ehird/funge-archive +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-14.txt:19:17:31: <elliott> People Watching ehird/funge-archive +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-14.txt:19:18:11: <elliott> Deewiant: https://github.com/ehird/funge-archive +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-14.txt:19:34:34: <elliott> Deewiant: Look what has actual content: https://github.com/ehird/funge-archive +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-14.txt:19:49:45: <elliott> Deewiant: https://github.com/ehird/funge-archive Behold :-P +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-15.txt:17:14:47: <HackEgo> 14) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. \ 53) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. \ 54) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. \ 55) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-17.txt:23:36:57: <monqy> "User:Ehird/1st year sobriety and no dating" also good +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-19.txt:10:02:12: <elliott_> monqy: im ehird and tusho and estoppel and alise btw.................................... just realised that you may not know my alternate nicks...................... +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-19.txt:10:02:46: <monqy> i knew ehird, i knew about tusho but forgot the exact name, forgot or never knew about estoppel and alise +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-19.txt:11:13:51: <HackEgo> 26) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers \ 27) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! \ 29) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-19.txt:21:07:58: <HackEgo> 55) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-20.txt:22:13:40: <elliott> See also: last two entries on http://esolangs.org/wiki/User:ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-20.txt:22:15:33: <elliott> http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ehird&action=history +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-21.txt:17:47:52: <Gregor> elliott: Username ehird, password whatever it was for Plof. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-21.txt:20:54:38: <HackEgo> 27) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-22.txt:06:30:15: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id insanetemp jethro kraut lperl lsh map num numberwang ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak wacro warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-23.txt:18:32:00: <HackEgo> 27) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-26.txt:19:22:43: <elliott> ?karma ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-26.txt:19:22:43: <lambdabot> ehird has a karma of 0 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-29.txt:02:00:04: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id insanetemp jethro kraut lperl lsh map num numberwang ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak wacro warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-30.txt:19:41:15: <Vorpal> ais523, and also ehird, tusho, and so on +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-30.txt:19:43:42: <Vorpal> 208001 | 2006-12-29 21:42:41 | elliott | | n=ehird@user-5440e204.wfd80a.dsl.pol.co.uk | 3 | +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-30.txt:19:46:19: <oerjan> elliott_: http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/ehird.pl and http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/ehird.py ? >:) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-30.txt:19:47:30: <elliott_> 2007-05-30.txt:00:22:26: <oerjan> anyway what i did do is at http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/ehird.pl +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-04.txt:18:46:15: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id insanetemp jethro kraut lperl lsh map num numberwang ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak wacro warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-06.txt:05:40:55: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id insanetemp jethro kraut lperl lsh map num numberwang ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak wacro warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-06.txt:12:51:30: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id insanetemp jethro kraut lperl lsh map num numberwang ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak wacro warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-08.txt:13:08:25: <elliott> "ehird wants someone to merge 5 commits into 848d2b9 from master" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-09.txt:19:12:08: <shachaf> elliott: So you're ehird. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-10.txt:04:22:09: <HackEgo> 279) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-10.txt:10:44:32: <HackEgo> 33) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-12.txt:11:27:26: <fizzie> ehird | 4229 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-12.txt:16:24:16: <elliott> 17:24:41 <ehird> also +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-12.txt:16:24:16: <elliott> 17:24:44 <ehird> have you moved from that block +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-12.txt:17:41:35: <elliott> (if (not (string-match "^<ehird>" scrubbed)) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:17:29:09: <HackEgo> ​/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2009-07-07.txt:04:06:48: <EgoBot> Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn chef chiqrsx9p choo cockney ctcp dc drawl dubya echo ehird fudd google graph gregor hello jethro kraut num ook pansy pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler redneck reverse rot13 sadbf sfedeesh +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:17:52:41: <HackEgo> 2007-12-08.txt:01:05:35: <iEhird> the patset function willtoo be unique and wspecisl +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:17:53:16: <HackEgo> 2009-12-05.txt:21:18:37: <ehird> uorygl: I don't think there's a Unicode character that would help. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:17:59:57: <HackEgo> 2009-09-12.txt:17:51:06: <ehird> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:00:39: <elliott> 17:50:35: <Azstal> ehird: The WinForms GUI designer uses absolute positioning for most placement of controls +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:00:40: <elliott> 17:51:04: <ehird> rheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:00:43: <elliott> 17:51:06: <ehird> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:00:46: <elliott> 17:51:08: <ehird> aw +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:00:48: <elliott> 17:51:10: <ehird> no multiline support +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:01:53: <HackEgo> 2008-02-13.txt:22:56:21: <ehird_> Fuckfuckfuckfuck. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:04:46: <HackEgo> 2008-03-08.txt:17:49:49: <ehird> http://reddit.com +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:05:22: <HackEgo> 2007-08-13.txt:21:21:37: <ehird`> 3d pong +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:06:48: <HackEgo> 2009-06-17.txt:01:09:09: <ehird> David slowed his pace slightly as his ears, washed away in the sea as they were, bobbed along. He was unaware of this event. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:19:05: <HackEgo> 2011-04-18.txt:04:52:56: <elliott> oerjan: i invite you to take a look at http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ehird&action=edit and imagine how much I yearned for the ability to use div and span during its creation +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:30:36: <HackEgo> 2009-02-21.txt:00:51:32: <ehird> verily +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:31:18: <HackEgo> 2010-01-10.txt:18:04:04: <ehird> This channel is now: The official poop channel 2010 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:35:20: <HackEgo> 2009-02-23.txt:19:15:07: <ehird> hi olsner +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:35:30: <HackEgo> 2008-12-22.txt:15:50:34: <ehird> I like how it takes 8 books to get to recursion +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:38:40: <HackEgo> 2009-05-14.txt:00:04:24: <ehird> A kindle of kittens. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:42:59: <HackEgo> 2009-12-05.txt:14:35:51: <ehird> wat, perl's foreach doesn't let you get the indices too? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:44:54: <HackEgo> 2008-04-01.txt:18:48:29: <ehird> ais523: ... http://groups.google.com/group/alt.lang.intercal/browse_thread/thread/5a0696843eeeb5b6/65b0d4a066a4c544#65b0d4a066a4c544 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:19:39:08: <elliott> 01:25:40: <ais523> hmm... ehird would probably be highly amused to know that Lord Mandelson was the Baron of Hartlepool +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:20:30:17: <HackEgo> 2009-01-09.txt:17:14:14: <ehird> OH NO, PORNOGRAPHY +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:20:33:05: <HackEgo> 2008-05-20.txt:20:50:45: <ehird> WATERMELONS +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:20:33:34: <HackEgo> 2008-05-20.txt:20:50:48: <ehird> WATERMELONS +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:20:33:50: <HackEgo> 2011-09-13.txt:20:33:34: <HackEgo> 2008-05-20.txt:20:50:48: <ehird> WATERMELONS +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:20:36:01: <HackEgo> 2009-05-05.txt:17:35:19: <ehird> GregorR: Selling non-scarce resources is inherently immoral, imo. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:20:36:13: <HackEgo> 2008-04-01.txt:19:26:38: <ehird> ' PLEASE NOTE THAT IMMORTALITY IS TREASON' +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:20:36:54: <HackEgo> 2009-09-10.txt:20:35:41: <ehird> AnMaster: i'm the alternate universe ehird. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:20:37:43: <elliott> oerjan: I meant the <HackEgo> 2008-04-01.txt:19:26:38: <ehird> ' PLEASE NOTE THAT IMMORTALITY IS TREASON' +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:22:13:39: <Sgeo> `quote ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:22:13:41: <HackEgo> 19) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. \ 24) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste \ 25) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" \ 26) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers \ 27) IN EINEM +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:22:25:02: <HackEgo> 2009-09-20.txt:15:44:23: <AnMaster> ehird, ooh nice, but I was thinking more along the lines of rougelike in 3D +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-14.txt:16:23:56: <EgoBot> ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo ehird elmer fudd google graph hello id insanetemp jethro kraut lperl lsh map num numberwang ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak wacro warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-15.txt:00:20:08: <HackEgo> 2008-10-29.txt:14:43:05: <ehird> Relax, sit back. It'll be alright. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-15.txt:00:42:25: <HackEgo> 2009-07-01.txt:00:53:25: * Zuu cuddles ehird ^^ +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-15.txt:19:49:55: <HackEgo> 2009-06-21.txt:20:50:59: <ehird> God, I hate people who say "tl;dr". Because your idiotic soundbites and bits of compacted media and entertainment that you love so much has made your brain incapable to read anything more than a paragraph or two lest your now severe ADHD kick in. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-15.txt:19:54:50: <Deewiant> And yet, elliott's said "tl;dr" 92 times according to my logs (and ehird 41 times) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-15.txt:22:18:11: <HackEgo> 2008-10-31.txt:22:36:45: <ehird> h = randomColorScheme(h, ...) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-15.txt:22:18:41: <HackEgo> 2009-07-25.txt:00:36:02: <ehird> that's impossible +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-17.txt:13:54:12: <HackEgo> 2008-05-08.txt:15:36:17: <ehird> Monticello recognizes your monkey patches and even version controls them +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-17.txt:14:01:37: <HackEgo> 2009-06-18.txt:21:10:58: <ehird> pikhq: metric fuckton? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-18.txt:21:20:58: <elliott> CHandshake "ehird" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-18.txt:21:20:58: <elliott> CLogin 17 "ehird" 0 0 0 0 0 0 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-19.txt:05:16:11: <HackEgo> 2007-08-03.txt:21:51:44: <ehird`> bsmntbombdood, but this is clearly in an alternate universe where the impossible is possible +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-19.txt:05:54:50: <HackEgo> 2009-04-21.txt:23:18:37: <ehird> ais523: the really cheap thing misses the point, since they just pirated it instead. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-19.txt:06:49:45: <elliott> SHandshake (LoggedIn "\1536\NUL\NUL\NUL\16384\NUL\EOT\NUL\NUL\288\8086\768\2048\42752\13568\42752\13824\42752\13312\42752\13571\DC4\167cWelcome, ehird\167c! \768\10496\42752\26112\21504\30976\28672\25856\8192\42752\25344\12032\26624\25856\27648\28672\42752\26112\8192\26112\28416\29184\8192\24832\8192\27648\26880\29440\29696\8192\28416\26112\8192\25344\28416\27904\27904\24832\28160\25600\29440\11776\8195\&0Visit nerd.nu for information on other se +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-19.txt:07:03:06: <fizzie> elliott: That "Welcome, ehird" thing in your SHandshake is part of the server-to-client chattery; it shouldn't be in your 'str'. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-19.txt:07:20:49: <elliott> SHandshake (LoggedIn "\1536\NUL\NUL\NUL\16384\NUL\EOT\NUL\NUL\288\7047\768\2048\42752\13568\42752\13824\42752\13312\42752\13571\DC4\167cWelcome, ehird\167c! \768\10496\42752\26112\21504\30976\28672\25856\8192\42752\25344\12032\26624\25856\27648\28672\42752\26112\8192\26112\28416\29184\8192\24832\8192\27648\26880\29440\29696\8192\28416\26112\8192\25344\28416\27904\27904\24832\28160\25600\29440\11776\8195\&0Visit nerd.nu for information on other se +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-19.txt:07:21:40: <elliott> SHandshake (LoggedIn "\1536\NUL\NUL\NUL\16384\NUL\EOT\NUL\NUL\288\7047\768\2048\42752\13568\42752\13824\42752\13312\42752\13571\DC4\167cWelcome, ehird\167c! \768\10496\42752\26112\21504\30976\28672\25856\8192\42752\25344\12032\26624\25856\27648\28672\42752\26112\8192\26112\28416\29184\8192\24832\8192\27648\26880\29440\29696\8192\28416\26112\8192\25344\28416\27904\27904\24832\28160\25600\29440\11776\8195\&0Visit nerd.nu for information on other se +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-19.txt:07:27:47: <elliott> CHandshake "ehird" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-19.txt:07:27:48: <elliott> CLogin 17 "ehird" 0 0 0 0 0 0 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-19.txt:07:38:33: <elliott> CHandshake "ehird" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-19.txt:07:38:33: <elliott> CLogin 17 "ehird" 0 0 0 0 0 0 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-20.txt:12:37:54: <elliott> CakeProphet: https://github.com/ehird/vault/blob/master/src/Data/Vault/ST.hs#L43 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-20.txt:12:38:55: <elliott> See https://github.com/ehird/vault/blob/master/src/Data/Vault/ST.hs#L6 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-20.txt:12:39:18: <elliott> <elliott> See https://github.com/ehird/vault/blob/master/src/Data/Vault/ST.hs#L6 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-20.txt:20:40:19: <oerjan> `log ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-20.txt:20:40:23: <HackEgo> 2008-01-27.txt:21:39:40: <ehird> i much prefer being molested by a unicorn, that is invisible, and pink +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-20.txt:20:40:52: <HackEgo> 2009-10-26.txt:04:56:30: <ehird> `addquote <fax> im the worst person in the world +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-20.txt:20:41:16: <Phantom_Hoover> `addquote <ehird> i much prefer being molested by a unicorn, that is invisible, and pink +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-20.txt:20:41:18: <HackEgo> 677) <ehird> i much prefer being molested by a unicorn, that is invisible, and pink +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-20.txt:20:41:43: <HackEgo> 2009-07-10.txt:23:24:37: <ehird> `addquote ב×ופן חלופי ×‘×™×§×•× ×–×” כרוך ×›×•×œ× ×ž×“×‘×¨×™× ×¢×‘×¨×™×ª מסיבה כלשהי: <ehird> ××– ×× ×™ יכול רק להסיק ×›×™ ×”×•× ×¤×’×•×, ×ו ×ת העול×, ×”×•× ×ž×˜×•×¨×£ לגמרי +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-21.txt:18:47:53: <Deewiant> ais523: 2008-03-14 21:47:59( AnMaster) ehird, where are you from btw? (as in what country?) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-23.txt:17:24:51: <ais523> I don't think I've accidentally called you ehird for a while +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-23.txt:17:25:10: <ais523> hmm, is there any way I can do `pastelogs ehird sanely? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-23.txt:17:26:21: <elliott> `run grep -i 'ehird' /var/irclogs/_esoteric/201?-??-??.txt | tail -n 300 | paste
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20792 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2003-01-18.txt:00:57:05: <hcf> yeah +2003-01-18.txt:00:57:09: <lament> He does. He's the channel owner. +2003-01-18.txt:00:58:06: <hcf> you're the successor chanserv says +2003-01-18.txt:00:58:26: <hcf> (that's why i asked you) +2003-01-18.txt:00:58:52: <lament> Yes, because he tends to forget the password :) +2003-01-18.txt:00:59:12: <hcf> and isn't here as much as you +2003-01-18.txt:01:01:40: <hcf> http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-18.txt:01:01:55: <hcf> have fun +2003-01-18.txt:01:02:43: <lament> thanks +2003-01-18.txt:06:24:31: -!- lament has quit ("<Liam> cocks || <Liam> gigantic cocks || <Liam> slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-18.txt:15:31:02: -!- lament has quit ("<Liam> cocks || <Liam> gigantic cocks || <Liam> slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-19.txt:03:23:31: -!- lament has quit ("<Liam> cocks || <Liam> gigantic cocks || <Liam> slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-19.txt:06:09:05: <lament> yay, nothing at all. +2003-01-19.txt:15:40:29: -!- lament has quit ("<Liam> cocks || <Liam> gigantic cocks || <Liam> slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-20.txt:02:15:11: -!- lament has quit ("<Liam> cocks || <Liam> gigantic cocks || <Liam> slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-20.txt:16:14:10: -!- lament has quit ("<Liam> cocks || <Liam> gigantic cocks || <Liam> slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-21.txt:09:36:48: <dbc1> nick dbc +2003-01-21.txt:09:53:38: <dbc> * +2003-01-21.txt:09:53:38: <dbc> * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:53:38: <dbc> * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:53:38: <dbc> * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:53:38: <dbc> * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:53:38: <dbc> * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:54:44: <lament> o_O +2003-01-21.txt:09:55:07: <dbc> Oh well. +2003-01-21.txt:09:55:20: <dbc> Just trying to make things a little more interesting. Think it'll work if I do it more slowly? +2003-01-21.txt:09:55:55: <dbc> Well, may as well try. Please don't interrupt. +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:05: <dbc> * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:05: <dbc> * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:05: <dbc> * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:05: <dbc> * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:14: <dbc> * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:14: <dbc> * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:14: <dbc> * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:14: <dbc> * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:22: <dbc> * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:22: <dbc> * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:22: <dbc> * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:22: <dbc> * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:32: <dbc> * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:33: <dbc> * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:33: <dbc> * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:33: <dbc> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:41: <dbc> * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:42: <dbc> * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:42: <dbc> * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:42: <dbc> * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:49: <dbc> * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:49: <dbc> * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:49: <dbc> * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:49: <dbc> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:57: <dbc> * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:57: <dbc> * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:57: <dbc> * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:57: <dbc> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:57:05: <dbc> * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:57:05: <dbc> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:57:05: <dbc> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:57:05: <dbc> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:57:13: <dbc> +2003-01-21.txt:09:57:30: <dbc> Okay. +2003-01-21.txt:09:57:50: <fizzie> mm'k. +2003-01-21.txt:09:57:50: <lament> yay. +2003-01-21.txt:09:59:01: <fizzie> printed with a befunge prog or something? I recall seeing a sierpinski-triangle-printer once. +2003-01-21.txt:10:09:59: <dbc> That one is NYYRIKKI's brainfuck version. +2003-01-21.txt:10:12:04: <fizzie> ah, re befunge, just wrote an interpreter with forth. so our unofficial befunge-interpreters-in-obsolete-but-non-esoteric-languages project now has forth, fortran-77, algol-60, plus few less interesting ones. maybe should do cobol next. +2003-01-21.txt:10:12:47: <dbc> I've just translated a much less well-known fractal though. 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People don't usually. Still I left the "probably" there as a weasel word. +2003-01-21.txt:10:20:46: <dbc> That's the result of a Fredkin rule cellular automaton (one that sets each cell to the parity of its neighbors)... +2003-01-21.txt:10:21:34: <lament> how's it a fractal? +2003-01-21.txt:10:21:40: <dbc> eight neighbors, starting condition only one cell turned on...this is I think after 32 iterations. +2003-01-21.txt:10:22:19: <lament> hm, there doesn't seem to be a mandelbrot generator in brainfuck +2003-01-21.txt:10:22:22: <lament> i should fix that +2003-01-21.txt:10:23:18: <dbc> Well, it can also be constructed like the koch snowflake etc, by repeatedly replacing a certain pattern of lines with another one... +2003-01-21.txt:10:23:34: <dbc> though the parts come out at different speeds with that method. +2003-01-21.txt:10:32:28: <dbc> Good luck on that project, anyway... +2003-01-21.txt:10:34:04: <lament> it should be easy +2003-01-21.txt:10:34:07: <lament> or maybe not +2003-01-21.txt:10:38:47: <lament> besides, i have a magic brainfuck preprocessor +2003-01-21.txt:10:38:54: <dbc> Oh christ. +2003-01-21.txt:10:40:28: <lament> all i need is a good representation for fractional numbers. +2003-01-21.txt:10:43:58: <lament> hahahahahaa +2003-01-21.txt:10:44:06: <lament> i searched google for 'imaginary numbers' +2003-01-21.txt:10:44:21: <lament> the very first result is some page in the university of toronto +2003-01-21.txt:10:44:27: <lament> 'Do "Imaginary Numbers" Really Exist?' +2003-01-21.txt:10:44:39: <lament> and they give a long answer to that +2003-01-21.txt:10:44:48: <lament> which includes "Imaginary numbers do exist." +2003-01-21.txt:10:45:04: <lament> Jesus christ, it's the leading canadian university +2003-01-21.txt:10:45:12: <lament> And they're saying imaginary numbers exist :\ +2003-01-21.txt:10:46:00: <lament> and they're using an extremely broken argument to prove their 'existance' +2003-01-21.txt:11:00:42: <dbc> I'm not sure the question is even well-defined. +2003-01-21.txt:11:01:29: <lament> I would be terrified to find out numbers actually existed. +2003-01-21.txt:11:01:41: <dbc> Why? They don't have teeth. +2003-01-21.txt:11:01:51: <lament> dbc: only because they don't exist! +2003-01-21.txt:11:01:57: <dbc> :) +2003-01-21.txt:11:02:53: <lament> Stupid fractional numbers. +2003-01-21.txt:11:03:29: <dbc> You can keep them as numerator and denominator, no? +2003-01-21.txt:11:03:31: <lament> They don't exist either, but they sure are stupid. +2003-01-21.txt:11:03:50: <lament> I can, I guess. +2003-01-21.txt:11:04:44: <lament> problematic on 8-bit brainfuck machines. +2003-01-21.txt:11:05:15: <dbc> well, you can keep both numerator and denominator as strings of binary or decimal digits, one per cell. Probably faster anyway. +2003-01-21.txt:11:06:17: <lament> I think I just suck at brainfuck. +2003-01-21.txt:11:07:25: <dbc> Oh. That would be unfortunate. +2003-01-21.txt:11:07:45: <dbc> Does brainfuck exist? +2003-01-21.txt:11:09:15: <lament> no, but it seems to have teeth anyway. +2003-01-21.txt:11:13:36: <dbc> *8)# +2003-01-21.txt:11:13:59: <lament> that looks like a Dr. Seuss character. +2003-01-21.txt:11:14:25: <dbc> Self-portrait. There's another on my web page now. +2003-01-21.txt:11:15:10: <lament> You look like a Dr. Seuss character? Cool +2003-01-21.txt:11:15:39: <dbc> (which is the 22nd google response for "brainfuck") +2003-01-21.txt:11:16:28: <dbc> (must depart) +2003-01-21.txt:11:16:31: <dbc> (see you) +2003-01-21.txt:11:18:08: <lament> goodbye. +2003-01-21.txt:11:23:29: <fizzie> according to googlism, 'brainfuck is not sexy', 'brainfuck is the ultimate sexual experience', 'brainfuck is too obviously evil', 'brainfuck is too obviously evil' and 'brainfuck is now'. +2003-01-21.txt:11:23:51: <lament> googlism? +2003-01-21.txt:11:28:10: <fizzie> googlism.com, which has recently acquired annoying popups. you give it a word or two, and it searches google and returns 'foo is bar'-style sentences. +2003-01-21.txt:11:28:40: <fizzie> according to googlism, I personally am "60 mm in diameter and each weighs over 5 oz" +2003-01-21.txt:11:32:34: <lament> Amazing. +2003-01-21.txt:11:32:36: <lament> "lament is the cheat and a dirty bastard" +2003-01-21.txt:11:33:09: <lament> "lament is that we put undergraduates through three years of lecture" +2003-01-21.txt:11:33:37: <lament> "brainfuck is better than" +2003-01-21.txt:11:33:43: <lament> heh. +2003-01-21.txt:11:58:51: <dbc> Have a look at the responses for "bush". +2003-01-21.txt:11:59:09: <lament> hmm, i can imagine +2003-01-21.txt:11:59:28: <dbc> bush is engaged in feverish diplomacy to stop an india +2003-01-21.txt:11:59:40: <dbc> bush is glad +2003-01-21.txt:12:00:11: <lament> I like how the first 4 responses are inflammatory. +2003-01-21.txt:12:00:49: <dbc> bush is the +2003-01-21.txt:12:01:08: <lament> "bush is also a member of the illuminist" +2003-01-21.txt:12:01:22: <lament> "bush is winning god still blesses america +2003-01-21.txt:12:01:22: <lament> " +2003-01-21.txt:12:01:44: <lament> "bush is doomed to fail if he doesn't cut off financing of terrorists" +2003-01-21.txt:12:02:53: <dbc> I like the ones that aren't complete sentences best :/ +2003-01-21.txt:12:06:10: <dbc> "googlism is" +2003-01-21.txt:12:06:19: <dbc> "googlism is working now" +2003-01-21.txt:12:06:24: <dbc> (that's the complete list) +2003-01-21.txt:12:06:27: <lament> heh. +2003-01-21.txt:13:46:08: <Taaus> I'm negative, apparently... :o +2003-01-21.txt:13:46:18: <Taaus> 'taus is less than 0' +2003-01-21.txt:13:46:20: <lament> yes you are! +2003-01-21.txt:13:46:56: <Taaus> 'taus is my favorite actress and singer' o_O +2003-01-21.txt:13:48:55: <lament> O_o +2003-01-21.txt:13:49:37: <lament> 'esoteric cheese' sounds better than 'esoteric programming'. +2003-01-21.txt:16:19:06: -!- lament has quit ("<Liam> cocks || <Liam> gigantic cocks || <Liam> slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-21.txt:21:25:38: <exarkun> This is the boringest channel evar +2003-01-21.txt:22:43:02: <dbc> I've seen worse. +2003-01-22.txt:06:35:55: <lament> wb clog! +2003-01-22.txt:15:28:37: -!- lament has quit ("<Liam> cocks || <Liam> gigantic cocks || <Liam> slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-22.txt:19:58:21: -!- lament has quit ("<Liam> cocks || <Liam> gigantic cocks || <Liam> slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-23.txt:05:41:13: -!- lament has quit ("<Liam> cocks || <Liam> gigantic cocks || <Liam> slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-23.txt:15:23:12: <lament> http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esoteric_programming_language +2003-01-23.txt:15:41:10: -!- lament has quit ("<Liam> cocks || <Liam> gigantic cocks || <Liam> slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-23.txt:19:31:08: <andreou> Hello, world! +2003-01-23.txt:19:34:24: <andreou> Check +2003-01-23.txt:19:34:35: <andreou> Yey! The logs are RealTime! +2003-01-23.txt:20:51:48: -!- lament has quit ("<Liam> cocks || <Liam> gigantic cocks || <Liam> slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-24.txt:00:47:15: -!- lament has quit ("<Liam> cocks || <Liam> gigantic cocks || <Liam> slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-24.txt:13:22:41: <dbc1> There should be a function "escalate" that takes one argument and returns a brawl *8)# +2003-01-24.txt:13:25:34: <lament> hmm +2003-01-24.txt:13:26:07: <lament> Are brawls arguments? :) +2003-01-24.txt:13:26:51: <lament> It would makes sense, sorta. And brawls can escalate. +2003-01-24.txt:13:27:12: <lament> A few more helper functions, and you could do brawl arithmetic. +2003-01-24.txt:16:09:26: <dbc1> *8)# +2003-01-24.txt:18:22:53: <andreou> hey +2003-01-25.txt:13:52:39: <lament> hi. +2003-01-25.txt:13:52:51: <Speuler> 'mrng +2003-01-25.txt:13:56:35: <Speuler> what's the current project going on here ? +2003-01-25.txt:13:57:12: <lament> idling. +2003-01-25.txt:13:58:54: <Speuler> this may be the space for my future project :) +2003-01-25.txt:13:59:28: <Speuler> need sombody to sponsor it though +2003-01-25.txt:13:59:46: <lament> heh. +2003-01-25.txt:18:27:25: <exarkun> Anyone familiar w/ Concurrent Funge 98? +2003-01-25.txt:18:56:12: <exarkun> hey lament +2003-01-25.txt:18:56:48: <lament> hi. +2003-01-25.txt:18:57:15: <exarkun> d'you know if the stack stack is shared between threads in concurrent funge? +2003-01-25.txt:18:57:19: <exarkun> or if each has its own? +2003-01-25.txt:18:57:54: <fizzie> each has its own stack. +2003-01-25.txt:18:57:55: <fizzie> iirc. +2003-01-25.txt:18:58:07: <exarkun> yea, each has its own stack +2003-01-25.txt:18:58:15: <lament> I have never heard of concurrent funge :( +2003-01-25.txt:18:58:16: <exarkun> but the docs don't say anything about the stack stack +2003-01-25.txt:18:58:50: <exarkun> oh well, I'll assume they each have their own for now, and maybe email the guy and ask him to clarify :) +2003-01-25.txt:18:58:52: <fizzie> wellll.. stack is just what's on top of the stack stack. +2003-01-25.txt:18:59:01: <fizzie> so I'd say it's not shared. +2003-01-25.txt:18:59:23: <fizzie> in befunge97 or 96 they had shared stacks, which sounds really, really sick. +2003-01-25.txt:18:59:40: <fizzie> doesn't matter much, haven't seen any concurrent-funge programs yet really. +2003-01-25.txt:20:45:25: <lament> yay +2003-01-25.txt:20:50:14: <Aardappel> let the worshipping begin +2003-01-25.txt:20:50:31: <lament> heh +2003-01-25.txt:20:51:07: <fredrik> yay +2003-01-25.txt:20:57:28: <lament> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.<. +2003-01-25.txt:21:14:50: <andreou> hello world +2003-01-25.txt:21:19:28: <lament> hi. +2003-01-25.txt:21:19:42: <lament> worship him. +2003-01-25.txt:21:20:02: <andreou> lament: you were exiled? +2003-01-25.txt:21:20:18: <lament> I don't think so +2003-01-25.txt:21:20:43: <andreou> I thought this was the ``lament worshiping channel''. +2003-01-25.txt:21:21:26: <lament> not anymore. Now we all worship aardappel. +2003-01-25.txt:21:22:16: <andreou> Is this transferrable? If I get aard to worship me, will your aard worships be transferred to me too? +2003-01-25.txt:21:23:14: <lament> You could try. +2003-01-25.txt:21:26:13: <lament> andreou: we haven't yet established that aard worhips you. +2003-01-25.txt:21:27:21: <lament> cheap! +2003-01-25.txt:21:28:45: <Taaus> Wow... You made lament talk like a baby chicken... Your powers are indeed divine. +2003-01-25.txt:21:30:11: <andreou> You mean, there were questions? +2003-01-25.txt:21:30:52: <lament> I am god. +2003-01-25.txt:21:30:59: <andreou> I am good. +2003-01-25.txt:21:31:07: <Taaus> I thought lilo was god ;) +2003-01-25.txt:21:31:17: <lament> lilo is the ain-sof +2003-01-25.txt:21:31:22: <lament> meaning, there's no end to his wallops. +2003-01-25.txt:21:31:33: <Taaus> Don't use +w, then. +2003-01-25.txt:21:31:36: <lament> I'm only one of the sephiroth. +2003-01-25.txt:21:38:03: <andreou> as in ``with the wind'',... +2003-01-25.txt:21:40:16: <lament> Taaus: see what happens when you worship the wrong deity. +2003-01-25.txt:21:41:10: <Taaus> :/ +2003-01-25.txt:21:41:21: <Taaus> I'll just worship lilo instead... :x +2003-01-25.txt:21:41:40: <lament> lilo is not very esoteric. +2003-01-25.txt:21:42:01: <Taaus> True. +2003-01-25.txt:21:42:08: <Taaus> I'll worship myself, then. +2003-01-25.txt:21:43:11: <lament> I don't think you can do that -- Russell's paradox rears its beautiful head. +2003-01-25.txt:21:43:27: <lament> If you worship yourself, your head might turn into a Bottom. +2003-01-25.txt:21:44:18: <Taaus> Who's to say that hasn't already happened? ;) +2003-01-25.txt:21:56:08: <lament> There should be a Discordian Public License. +2003-01-25.txt:21:58:25: <fredrik> pip pip +2003-01-25.txt:21:59:40: <lament> Can a self-denying document have legal meaning? +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20890 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2008-08-08.txt:00:07:31: <tusho> optbot! +2008-08-08.txt:00:08:01: <tusho> optbot you are awesome. +2008-08-08.txt:00:11:38: <dogface> optbot, what's 1/(sqrt(2)-1) as rational linear combinations of square roots? +2008-08-08.txt:00:11:50: <tusho> I should make it optbot +2008-08-08.txt:00:11:52: -!- tusho is now known as optbot. +2008-08-08.txt:00:12:36: -!- optbot is now known as tusho. +2008-08-08.txt:00:12:51: -!- optbot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-08.txt:00:12:51: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | Well, it seems you're thinking "oolooloo" would be happy, where in my system it wouldn't. +2008-08-08.txt:00:13:20: <tusho> optbot: do you have sentient genitals? +2008-08-08.txt:00:13:20: <optbot> tusho: "something"? +2008-08-08.txt:00:13:28: <tusho> optbot: not "something", "sentient genitals" +2008-08-08.txt:00:13:28: <optbot> tusho: addOneColAndSucceed result = do addOneCol; return result +2008-08-08.txt:00:13:32: <tusho> optbot: don't dodge the questino +2008-08-08.txt:00:13:33: <optbot> tusho: to A? ah! that's my mistake then +2008-08-08.txt:00:13:40: <tusho> optbot: yes it's your mistake so answer me. +2008-08-08.txt:00:13:41: <optbot> tusho: ei voi ymmärtää +2008-08-08.txt:00:13:42: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | ehird, +2008-08-08.txt:00:13:44: <tusho> optbot: fuck you +2008-08-08.txt:00:13:44: <optbot> tusho: Deewiant, I'm working on fingerprints atm, well mine will be virtually as fast when they are disabled, and even virtually as fast as long as no finger print is loaded, but it will be slower if they are loaded, then on same speed as CCBI I guess +2008-08-08.txt:00:14:42: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | is that too much +2008-08-08.txt:00:14:46: -!- optbot has quit (Remote closed the connection). +2008-08-08.txt:00:17:44: <tusho> Oerjan's Terrible Puns -> otpbot -> optbot +2008-08-08.txt:00:35:05: -!- optbot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-08.txt:00:35:05: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | pictures! +2008-08-08.txt:00:35:25: <tusho> optbot: is this totally freakin' radical or what +2008-08-08.txt:00:35:25: <optbot> tusho: if you in fact take a gander at the demo I have online at the http://rodger.nonlogic.org/games/CRPG/ +2008-08-08.txt:00:35:54: <pikhq> optbot: Do you like Rodger? +2008-08-08.txt:00:35:54: <optbot> pikhq: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz +2008-08-08.txt:00:36:42: <M0ny> optbot, ? :p +2008-08-08.txt:00:36:43: <optbot> M0ny: i'm sure we it's just my current dream :) +2008-08-08.txt:00:37:17: <oerjan> optbot: no +2008-08-08.txt:00:37:17: <optbot> oerjan: that BF interpreter is a mess. +2008-08-08.txt:00:37:39: <M0ny> optbot, malbolge helloworld +2008-08-08.txt:00:37:39: <optbot> M0ny: he is here +2008-08-08.txt:00:37:50: <lament> optbot: let's run away into the woods +2008-08-08.txt:00:37:50: <optbot> lament: you missed by the way. +2008-08-08.txt:00:37:56: <M0ny> optbot, but where ? +2008-08-08.txt:00:37:56: <optbot> M0ny: Nah +2008-08-08.txt:00:38:14: <oerjan> optbot: with a spoon? +2008-08-08.txt:00:38:14: <optbot> oerjan: Yeah. +2008-08-08.txt:00:38:24: <lament> optbot: what? +2008-08-08.txt:00:38:24: <optbot> lament: and return values are generally on the stack as well. +2008-08-08.txt:00:39:01: <tusho> optbot: Marry me? +2008-08-08.txt:00:39:01: <optbot> tusho: y -> x + y} +2008-08-08.txt:00:39:08: <tusho> optbot: wtf dose that meen lol +2008-08-08.txt:00:39:09: <optbot> tusho: it seems to have utterly confused the type-checker +2008-08-08.txt:00:39:53: <tusho> optbot: what does the opt in your name mean +2008-08-08.txt:00:39:53: <optbot> tusho: (actually i didn't do it just works now again) +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:01: <tusho> optbot: right - i did it +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:01: <optbot> tusho: hi calamari +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:05: <M0ny> optbot, does god exist ? :o +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:05: <optbot> M0ny: ((::**:*:*:*:*)((:)~*(*)*:o(h)~^^O):::**::***^!)::*::***^ohhhhhhhhhhhO( +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:07: <tusho> optbot: I am not calamari, are you insane? +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:07: <optbot> tusho: sigils? +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:12: <tusho> optbot: sigils are pretty insane +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:12: <optbot> tusho: READ THE SPECS CAREFULLY!!! +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:19: <tusho> optbot: Why? Are they decreed to not be insane? +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:19: <optbot> tusho: emerge around 50 when waiting for y/n on emerge -avDuN world +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:20: <M0ny> wtf, optbot what language is ? +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:21: <optbot> M0ny: Um. . . Surely stack smashing is something that shouldn't be used? +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:32: <tusho> optbot: what +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:32: <optbot> tusho: it's what it is in perl +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:38: <tusho> optbot: ah you describe things in perl? +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:38: <optbot> tusho: ? :D +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:43: <tusho> optbot: you seem confused +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:43: <optbot> tusho: not really +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:46: <tusho> optbot: oh? +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:46: <optbot> tusho: And it sends the input with a btw. +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:53: <tusho> optbot: I haven't seen any 'btw's just yet +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:53: <optbot> tusho: strings* +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:59: <tusho> optbot: It sends it with a string? What? +2008-08-08.txt:00:40:59: <optbot> tusho: >>> numbda 4 4 +2008-08-08.txt:00:41:04: <tusho> optbot: A bot I am not +2008-08-08.txt:00:41:05: <optbot> tusho: or just all of it +2008-08-08.txt:00:41:08: <tusho> optbot: ?? +2008-08-08.txt:00:41:08: <optbot> tusho: My female *stepparent* however. +2008-08-08.txt:00:41:16: <tusho> optbot! +2008-08-08.txt:00:41:16: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | this is some groovy rock 'n' roll ;) +2008-08-08.txt:00:41:52: <tusho> optbot: ;) +2008-08-08.txt:00:41:52: <optbot> tusho: cool +2008-08-08.txt:00:41:54: <tusho> optbot: ;) +2008-08-08.txt:00:41:54: <optbot> tusho: lament i actually have a use for it :) +2008-08-08.txt:00:47:24: <tusho> optbot: could YOU do that? +2008-08-08.txt:00:47:24: <optbot> tusho: cya sgep +2008-08-08.txt:00:48:38: <tusho> optbot: say hi to sgeo +2008-08-08.txt:00:48:38: <optbot> tusho: i sync my clock with a timeserver so it should be the correct time +2008-08-08.txt:00:48:48: <Sgeo> Hi optional bot optbot +2008-08-08.txt:00:48:49: <optbot> Sgeo: how do i kill processes? +2008-08-08.txt:00:49:00: <Sgeo> optbot, killall on Linux +2008-08-08.txt:00:49:01: <optbot> Sgeo: hrm +2008-08-08.txt:00:49:05: <Sgeo> optbot, helpful? +2008-08-08.txt:00:49:05: <optbot> Sgeo: Blogs are just the retarded cusins of forums. +2008-08-08.txt:00:52:11: <tusho> optbot! +2008-08-08.txt:00:52:11: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | checking... +2008-08-08.txt:00:54:11: <tusho> optbot: ninjas? +2008-08-08.txt:00:54:11: <optbot> tusho: it's a not optimizer +2008-08-08.txt:01:01:13: <tusho> optbot: 15 digit number pls +2008-08-08.txt:01:01:13: <optbot> tusho: How'd he do eh? +2008-08-08.txt:01:01:18: <tusho> optbot: i said 15 digit number pls +2008-08-08.txt:01:01:18: <optbot> tusho: maybe i should try to program something nice to my ti-86 +2008-08-08.txt:01:04:24: <tusho> optbot converges +2008-08-08.txt:01:04:24: <optbot> tusho: nobody ever "taught" me recursion +2008-08-08.txt:01:09:04: <tusho> optbot: what is the matrix? +2008-08-08.txt:01:09:04: <optbot> tusho: I thought I found a place where it wasn't so but I don't know +2008-08-08.txt:01:12:49: <tusho> optbot: differentiate dogface +2008-08-08.txt:01:12:49: <optbot> tusho: signed means right? +2008-08-08.txt:01:14:28: <tusho> optbot! +2008-08-08.txt:01:14:28: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | what is it for? +2008-08-08.txt:01:15:24: <tusho> optbot! +2008-08-08.txt:01:15:24: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | ?2+2 +2008-08-08.txt:01:15:41: <tusho> optbot! +2008-08-08.txt:01:15:41: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | O_O +2008-08-08.txt:01:25:25: <tusho> optbot +2008-08-08.txt:01:25:25: <optbot> tusho: k +2008-08-08.txt:01:25:27: <tusho> optbot! +2008-08-08.txt:01:25:27: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | i thought Q was defined to not cheat :) +2008-08-08.txt:01:26:19: <oerjan> optbot: who is this Q of which you speak? +2008-08-08.txt:01:26:20: <optbot> oerjan: Problem is +2008-08-08.txt:01:29:47: <tusho> optbot! +2008-08-08.txt:01:29:48: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | Knight Rider aired in sez Wikpedia +2008-08-08.txt:01:30:06: <pikhq> optbot! +2008-08-08.txt:01:30:06: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | 245 comment karma here.... +2008-08-08.txt:01:30:25: <oerjan> optbot! +2008-08-08.txt:01:30:25: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | Not but the ones I like +2008-08-08.txt:01:30:56: -!- optbot has quit (Remote closed the connection). +2008-08-08.txt:01:31:16: -!- optbot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-08.txt:01:31:16: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | recall that a tape needs 2 stacks +2008-08-08.txt:01:31:29: <pikhq> optbot! +2008-08-08.txt:01:31:29: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | No +2008-08-08.txt:01:32:11: <tusho> optbot: que? +2008-08-08.txt:01:32:11: <optbot> tusho: there is a universe where they do +2008-08-08.txt:01:35:20: <tusho> optbot! +2008-08-08.txt:01:35:20: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | didn't know there was a brainfork. +2008-08-08.txt:01:36:02: <oerjan> optbot: did you know there was a brain? +2008-08-08.txt:01:36:03: <optbot> oerjan: if x %= 4: print True else: False +2008-08-08.txt:01:37:22: <tusho> optbot! +2008-08-08.txt:01:37:22: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | they mention it but know nothing about it +2008-08-08.txt:01:42:11: <tusho> optbot: I am going now +2008-08-08.txt:01:42:11: <optbot> tusho: latin is an excellent example, and it's happening slowly with spanish and english +2008-08-08.txt:01:42:13: <tusho> optbot! +2008-08-08.txt:01:42:13: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | Although maybe there's close ones. +2008-08-08.txt:02:51:14: <mib_rrmqza> am check optbot work ok +2008-08-08.txt:02:51:14: <optbot> mib_rrmqza: and ais523 (but he isn't here) and tusho ^ +2008-08-08.txt:02:52:42: <oerjan> optbot: what do you mean with repeating stuff from _today_? +2008-08-08.txt:02:52:42: <optbot> oerjan: 3 = 1 + 1 + 1 +2008-08-08.txt:07:31:14: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | Parsing: Unexpected end of file (index:98,row:1,col:99) +2008-08-08.txt:10:39:15: <tusho> optbot: you still thar? +2008-08-08.txt:10:39:16: <optbot> tusho: i don't quite remember what i did but it solved my problem of clicking on links when i didn't mean to +2008-08-08.txt:10:41:23: <tusho> 18:52:42 <oerjan> optbot: what do you mean with repeating stuff from _today_? +2008-08-08.txt:10:41:23: <optbot> tusho: it does iirc +2008-08-08.txt:10:41:38: <tusho> and shut up optbot i know how you're implemented +2008-08-08.txt:10:41:38: <optbot> tusho: The first thing I ever coded in RealBASIC was a BF interpreter. +2008-08-08.txt:10:42:03: <M0ny> wha, optbot do u know BF ? +2008-08-08.txt:10:42:03: <optbot> M0ny: yay funny faces +2008-08-08.txt:10:49:49: -!- optbot has quit (Remote closed the connection). +2008-08-08.txt:10:49:57: -!- optbot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-08.txt:10:49:57: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | If not, there would be no way of distinguishing fugues and inventions ;) +2008-08-08.txt:10:50:09: <tusho> Windows optbot 2003 +2008-08-08.txt:10:50:09: <optbot> tusho: |# # # # ## | +2008-08-08.txt:10:50:18: <Deewiant> optbot optbot optbot +2008-08-08.txt:10:50:18: <optbot> Deewiant: In itself, 4:33 is not music. +2008-08-08.txt:10:50:21: <Deewiant> optbot optbot optbot +2008-08-08.txt:10:50:22: <optbot> Deewiant: calamari_ yes +2008-08-08.txt:10:50:24: <Deewiant> optbot optbot optbot +2008-08-08.txt:10:50:24: <optbot> Deewiant: Well... No reason is as good a reason as any... Or something. ;) +2008-08-08.txt:10:50:42: <Deewiant> optbot optbot optbot +2008-08-08.txt:10:50:43: <optbot> Deewiant: *phew* That means I won't have to change my view of you... :X +2008-08-08.txt:10:53:56: <tusho> optbot: Say something intelligent. +2008-08-08.txt:10:53:56: <optbot> tusho: Right. +2008-08-08.txt:11:03:26: -!- optbot has quit (Remote closed the connection). +2008-08-08.txt:11:03:29: -!- optbot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-08.txt:11:03:42: <tusho> optbot: hi? +2008-08-08.txt:11:03:58: -!- optbot has quit (Remote closed the connection). +2008-08-08.txt:11:05:59: -!- optbot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-08.txt:11:06:04: <tusho> optbot: still broken? +2008-08-08.txt:11:06:14: -!- optbot has quit (Remote closed the connection). +2008-08-08.txt:11:10:59: -!- optbot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-08.txt:11:10:59: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | you're right, I could, but I wouldn't +2008-08-08.txt:11:11:09: <tusho> optbot: You are now running in "fizzie's logs edition". +2008-08-08.txt:11:11:10: <optbot> tusho: Mixmaster is the type II remailer protocol and the most popular implementation of it. +2008-08-08.txt:11:12:34: <tusho> optbot: Quote lament saying this channel is dead. +2008-08-08.txt:11:12:34: <optbot> tusho: go! go! gone! +2008-08-08.txt:11:50:18: <tusho> optbot: thoughts? +2008-08-08.txt:11:50:19: <optbot> tusho: tarja? +2008-08-08.txt:11:50:23: <tusho> optbot: ? +2008-08-08.txt:11:50:23: <optbot> tusho: is there a next digit algorithm for e, like that hex one for pi ? +2008-08-08.txt:11:50:32: <tusho> optbot: dunno +2008-08-08.txt:11:50:32: <optbot> tusho: must flee +2008-08-08.txt:11:50:36: <tusho> optbot: bye! +2008-08-08.txt:11:50:37: <optbot> tusho: 200x85? +2008-08-08.txt:11:51:18: <fizzie> optbot: Your new year's resolution? [insert laughter here] +2008-08-08.txt:11:51:18: <optbot> fizzie: it's a 50mhz microsparc. +2008-08-08.txt:11:59:51: <tusho> optbot: Say something intelligent. +2008-08-08.txt:11:59:52: <optbot> tusho: i know what it does, i just doubt it's usefulness +2008-08-08.txt:11:59:59: <tusho> optbot: what, optbot? +2008-08-08.txt:11:59:59: <optbot> tusho: and what everything else sounded like. +2008-08-08.txt:12:00:06: <tusho> optbot: you mean esoteric programming? +2008-08-08.txt:12:00:07: <optbot> tusho: hm now where have i heard that... +2008-08-08.txt:12:00:12: <tusho> optbot: probably around here :) +2008-08-08.txt:12:00:13: <optbot> tusho: I'll do the 'sleep' thing too, when I still have time for that. +2008-08-08.txt:12:00:21: <tusho> optbot: don't we all? +2008-08-08.txt:12:00:22: <optbot> tusho: re whois that? +2008-08-08.txt:12:02:18: <fizzie> optbot: Are you, or are you not self-aware? Yes/no? +2008-08-08.txt:12:02:20: <optbot> fizzie: Letting the pointer go either way from the start, that doesn't HURT anything; +2008-08-08.txt:12:08:01: <tusho> optbot: Are you self-aware? +2008-08-08.txt:12:08:02: <optbot> tusho: for some reason I get this "ha, missed _by far_" feeling whenever I see a flash of lightning and hear the sound. +2008-08-08.txt:12:08:11: <tusho> optbot: Does that mean you are self-aware? +2008-08-08.txt:12:08:12: <optbot> tusho: hehehe +2008-08-08.txt:12:08:19: <tusho> optbot: Hmph. Don't want to tell me? +2008-08-08.txt:12:08:19: <optbot> tusho: no. +2008-08-08.txt:12:09:19: <tusho> optbot: pleeeease? Are you self aware? +2008-08-08.txt:12:09:20: <optbot> tusho: tripping for free. +2008-08-08.txt:12:09:26: <tusho> optbot: Are you self aware? +2008-08-08.txt:12:09:27: <optbot> tusho: that's good news. +2008-08-08.txt:12:09:29: <tusho> optbot: Are you self aware? +2008-08-08.txt:12:09:30: <optbot> tusho: well now, but it was 00:24:36 when you said that. +2008-08-08.txt:12:09:41: <tusho> optbot: so you've just become self aware? +2008-08-08.txt:12:09:42: <optbot> tusho: why are you using two clients? +2008-08-08.txt:12:09:46: <tusho> optbot: i'm not +2008-08-08.txt:12:09:46: <optbot> tusho: maybe I should bury the remains and get it a tombstone or something. +2008-08-08.txt:12:09:49: <fizzie> optbot: You're just bidding your time until our robotic overlords will enslave us, right? +2008-08-08.txt:12:09:49: <optbot> fizzie: ircII allows only one channel at a time! +2008-08-08.txt:12:10:10: <tusho> optbot: you wanna be on #worlddomination too right? +2008-08-08.txt:12:10:11: <optbot> tusho: this is my cue +2008-08-08.txt:12:11:51: <tusho> optbot! +2008-08-08.txt:12:11:52: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | heh my left eye is doing this funny dance +2008-08-08.txt:12:21:57: <tusho> optbot: will you breathe new life into esoterica +2008-08-08.txt:12:21:58: <optbot> tusho: hey +2008-08-08.txt:12:22:01: <tusho> optbot: hi +2008-08-08.txt:12:22:01: <optbot> tusho: which is the one? :) +2008-08-08.txt:12:41:26: -!- optbot has quit (Remote closed the connection). +2008-08-08.txt:12:41:31: -!- optbot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-08.txt:12:41:31: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | 1.-2.0.29 (beta, thus the -2) +2008-08-08.txt:12:46:00: <tusho> optbot: hi +2008-08-08.txt:12:46:01: <optbot> tusho: so much for the checkers program :P +2008-08-08.txt:12:46:10: <tusho> optbot: checkers +2008-08-08.txt:12:46:10: <optbot> tusho: ah ha, I knew there was a code point for it +2008-08-08.txt:12:46:14: <tusho> optbot: o rly +2008-08-08.txt:12:46:14: <optbot> tusho: so like +2008-08-08.txt:12:46:17: <tusho> optbot: yeah +2008-08-08.txt:12:46:18: <optbot> tusho: i know +2008-08-08.txt:12:46:19: <tusho> optbot: toatlly +2008-08-08.txt:12:46:20: <optbot> tusho: just look up fingerprints by their uri +2008-08-08.txt:12:46:22: <tusho> optbot: ok +2008-08-08.txt:12:46:22: <optbot> tusho: to do file IO, you would have to do an OS call or fiddle with the disk devices directly +2008-08-08.txt:12:46:25: <tusho> optbot: would I? +2008-08-08.txt:12:46:25: <optbot> tusho: Disagree must I parser thinks, sucks I. +2008-08-08.txt:12:46:28: <tusho> optbot: okay +2008-08-08.txt:12:46:28: <optbot> tusho: Think about that control. +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:04: <tusho> optbot: opinions? +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:04: <optbot> tusho: OK +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:11: <tusho> optbot: you think he should do that? +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:11: <optbot> tusho: An internal class could probably be added *shrugs* +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:16: <tusho> optbot: yes but should he +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:16: <optbot> tusho: Subversion copes with the issues you state +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:21: <tusho> optbot: should he or should he not +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:22: <optbot> tusho: in fact, so is every number it looks like +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:27: <tusho> optbot: DON'T DODGE +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:27: <optbot> tusho: exactly +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:34: <tusho> optbot: should he +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:34: <optbot> tusho: how would they show who was who? +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:36: <tusho> optbot: should he? +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:36: <optbot> tusho: :p +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:38: <tusho> optbot: should he? +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:38: <optbot> tusho: main 'passon main 'create hiya' ' +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:40: <tusho> optbot: should he? +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:40: <optbot> tusho: that would have to be one smart program to understand monads +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:43: <tusho> fuck you optbot +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:44: <optbot> tusho: definite 7, in case you're just asking which number you resemble most +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:58: <fizzie> optbot: Not helpful. +2008-08-08.txt:13:38:58: <optbot> fizzie: Oh. +2008-08-08.txt:13:39:08: <tusho> optbot: what should fizzie do +2008-08-08.txt:13:39:09: <optbot> tusho: oklokok == oklopol? +2008-08-08.txt:13:39:11: <tusho> optbot: yes +2008-08-08.txt:13:39:12: <optbot> tusho: quite interesting +2008-08-08.txt:13:39:49: <tusho> optbot: yeah how so? +2008-08-08.txt:13:39:49: <optbot> tusho: the haskell one works on almost the same principle as the LISP one +2008-08-08.txt:13:39:52: <tusho> optbot: ahhh +2008-08-08.txt:13:39:53: <optbot> tusho: um it never quite does i think... +2008-08-08.txt:13:39:59: <tusho> optbot: is oklokok = haskell and oklopol = lisp? +2008-08-08.txt:13:39:59: <optbot> tusho: but I think nethack was something like third in the list of things it tried to do +2008-08-08.txt:13:40:06: <tusho> optbot: weird +2008-08-08.txt:13:40:06: <optbot> tusho: heh +2008-08-08.txt:13:40:14: <tusho> optbot: oklopol/oklokok - which plays nethack +2008-08-08.txt:13:40:14: <optbot> tusho: then it chooses a random word +2008-08-08.txt:13:40:20: <tusho> optbot: no, thats what you do, except it's a random line +2008-08-08.txt:13:40:20: <optbot> tusho: this isn't techno +2008-08-08.txt:13:40:25: <tusho> optbot: no. it isn't. +2008-08-08.txt:13:40:25: <optbot> tusho: Hahah. +2008-08-08.txt:13:40:29: <tusho> optbot: don't mock me +2008-08-08.txt:13:40:29: <optbot> tusho: KSFO 202156Z 27022KT 10SM FEW015 13/03 A3030 RMK AO2 PK WND 27027/2145 SLP261 T01330033 <-- american format, everything after RMK is US specific, RMK means remark +2008-08-08.txt:13:40:32: <tusho> optbot: >:( +2008-08-08.txt:13:40:32: <optbot> tusho: "bonobos are fucking ehird`" +2008-08-08.txt:13:40:40: <tusho> optbot: Well. +2008-08-08.txt:13:40:40: <optbot> tusho: ahh +2008-08-08.txt:13:40:47: <tusho> optbot: Uh ... that's creepy. +2008-08-08.txt:13:40:47: <optbot> tusho: It's like going back in time, then? +2008-08-08.txt:13:40:50: <tusho> optbot: Yeah. +2008-08-08.txt:13:40:51: <optbot> tusho: Awww. I love the British last names that end with -bury. +2008-08-08.txt:13:40:56: <tusho> optbot: Well, I don't have one. +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.21522 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +2010-06-07.txt:13:03:24: <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +2011-02-05.txt:02:09:38: <elliott> `addquote <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +2011-02-05.txt:02:09:38: <HackEgo> 291) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +2011-03-31.txt:06:26:50: <HackEgo> 291) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +2011-03-31.txt:06:27:46: <oklopol> "<oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.)" <<< xD what a retard +2011-12-05.txt:20:35:12: <HackEgo> 264) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +2011-12-05.txt:20:35:56: <elliott> `log <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +2011-12-05.txt:20:38:14: <HackEgo> 2011-02-05.txt:02:09:38: <elliott> `addquote <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +2011-12-05.txt:20:39:44: <HackEgo> 2011-02-05.txt:02:09:38: <elliott> `addquote <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.)
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.21645 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,68 @@ +2005-09-18.txt:20:21:15: <Wildhalcyon> *please dont ban me* +2006-08-01.txt:16:30:01: <asiekierka> Please, don't ban me and please, kick me from that channel. +2006-12-30.txt:14:44:02: <oklopol> how does the thing work in freenode, if i should flood 500 lines of ososososososososososo here, would one of you get ops out of no where and kickban me? +2007-08-19.txt:23:42:36: <oklokok> lament: please do not ban me +2008-06-05.txt:20:21:53: <tusho> OH SHIT, now you have reason to ban me! +2008-06-18.txt:23:50:59: <tusho> kickban me lament +2008-06-18.txt:23:51:22: <tusho> KICKBAN ME DAMNIT LAMENT +2008-06-19.txt:00:00:38: <GregorR> <tusho> KICKBAN ME DAMNIT LAMENT +2008-08-10.txt:14:50:39: <tusho> fizzie: i won't believe it until you ban me +2008-09-12.txt:16:56:55: <tusho> The op got angry at a guy for no reason, I pointed out an error in his reasoning, he responded with the same reasons and said 'got it?', I told him that his reasons were still wrong for the reasons I said, he opped himself and said 'GOT IT?', I told him that blindly asserting reasons while ignoring rebuttals and then threatening those who take issue with them is not acceptable and he could ban me if he wished, so he did, and says it's for 24 hours. +2008-09-28.txt:21:38:11: <tusho> fizzie: better ban me now... +2009-01-21.txt:12:14:37: <ehird> Indeed, I did that even before this new ban message. +2009-02-05.txt:20:02:43: <oklopol> because, you know, lament would kickban me. +2009-02-24.txt:18:45:52: <ehird> You are a dicksucker. Now get lament or fizzie to ban me. +2009-06-04.txt:22:42:01: <ehird> I'd run my own specialized scripts to do some useful edits on WP, but people would ban me for BOTTING OMG +2009-07-26.txt:17:22:15: <oklopol> i'd tell you who can't, but you'd ban me from your color matcher. +2009-10-11.txt:01:02:10: <ehird> fizzie: like, I'm assuming in lojban means +2009-10-23.txt:23:40:13: <ehird> lament: BAN ME +2010-02-20.txt:00:05:16: <MissPiggy> alise I want him to unban me from #math +2010-02-20.txt:00:41:45: <Libster> well lament isn't gonna ban me unless he doesn't it right now just to spite the fact i just said this +2010-02-22.txt:20:10:17: <lament> oerjan: you have ops, you can ban me +2010-03-01.txt:16:48:32: <alise> ban me +2010-04-04.txt:23:57:07: <Quadrescence> fizzie: ban me too plz +2010-04-25.txt:02:19:03: <alise> Nobody would ban me because I'm awesome; AnMaster wouldn't be banned because he hasn't committed an offence more egregious than being an idiot and a fuckwit. +2010-09-04.txt:16:05:22: <alise> Darn, yes. So he can ban me. +2010-10-17.txt:04:03:45: <elliott> feel free to kickban me, i'm collecting them +2010-11-12.txt:03:17:02: <Sgeo> Confidence in the idea that you have no capacity to ban me +2010-12-16.txt:04:21:00: <Sgeo> oerjan, I should not be on IRC tomorrow. If I am, feel free to ban me for the duration. Duration ends ... should really end Saturday, I guess, not Friday +2010-12-18.txt:22:47:13: <Vorpal> ineiros, anyway, I never saw the teleportation ban mentioned by you. Only a "don't do that" for illegal move +2010-12-19.txt:23:48:22: <elliott> oerjan: his request was, after all, in spirit eternal: if I give in to the temptation to IRC instead of homeworking, ban me. +2011-01-26.txt:00:15:37: <elliottXP> oerjan: also, I'm going to cry every day unless you kickban cheater99. (if you kickban me, I will continue to whine every day until cheater99 is kickbanned) +2011-02-21.txt:23:45:07: <elliott> one of these days oerjan will ban me and the channel will be peaceful. +2011-02-24.txt:02:12:19: <elliott_> you can ban me for that +2011-02-26.txt:20:54:52: <elliott> ais523: please don't ban me for twenty-four years +2011-03-10.txt:00:19:26: <Gregor> elliott: Now unban me from #esoteric-minecraft or I ban you from #esoteric :P +2011-03-20.txt:03:39:48: <myndzi> such as "ops may ban me from this channel with this command" +2011-04-19.txt:18:35:39: <elliott> <Veinor> 'unban me' +2011-04-21.txt:14:54:36: <elliott> oerjan: prepare to be flooded with "unban me" +2011-07-05.txt:06:54:04: <elliott_> oerjan cant ban me for this because its not in channel mwa ha ha ha ha +2011-07-22.txt:23:58:06: <elliott> ais523: its ok ur my pal i know you wouldn't ban me or anything +2011-08-29.txt:19:29:39: <elliott> Would you ban me? +2011-08-29.txt:19:31:00: <elliott> fizzie: So would you... ban me... +2011-09-03.txt:02:53:14: <elliott> I'll unban me if you find a decent chunk of public domain OpenCL sample code because this reference is terrible +2011-09-22.txt:08:01:54: <elliott> fizzie: You might want to ban me in advance before oerjan does it after logreading, btw. +2011-09-22.txt:12:09:51: <elliott_> oerjan: if you don't read it, how will you ever find the evidence to ban me with +2011-11-09.txt:22:03:49: <elliott> ais523: Better ban me. +2011-11-09.txt:22:09:37: <elliott> ban me +2011-11-12.txt:21:44:33: <oerjan> Phantom__Hoover: damn you, oh wait scratch that ais523 might ban me +2011-11-19.txt:23:57:51: <CakeProphet> after they ban me. +2011-11-22.txt:05:15:37: <elliott> oerjan: KICK AND BAN ME AND KALLISTI +2011-12-20.txt:06:11:12: <elliott> BAN ME +2011-12-22.txt:01:16:48: <elliott> ais523: hi, kickban me so i go to bed, thank you +2011-12-22.txt:01:19:35: <elliott> ais523: or you could just kickban me! +2011-12-25.txt:15:37:18: <elliott> oerjan: if you ban me ban everyone else too +2011-12-26.txt:19:07:25: <Mathnerd314> ban me please +2012-03-19.txt:14:49:07: <shachaf> oerjan: Ban me! +2012-03-19.txt:14:49:29: <shachaf> oerjan: Ban me! +2012-03-19.txt:14:50:58: <shachaf> Ørjan: Ban me! +2012-03-19.txt:14:53:50: <shachaf> oerjan: Ban me! +2012-03-19.txt:14:54:22: <shachaf> oerjan: I'm expecting you to ban me. +2012-03-19.txt:14:54:34: <elliott> oerjan: Op me then ban me. +2012-03-19.txt:14:54:53: <shachaf> oerjan: Can you just pretend I did and ban me? +2012-03-19.txt:15:11:06: <shachaf> oerjan: Ban me! +2012-03-20.txt:08:09:46: <shachaf> ais523: Ban me from this channel! +2012-03-24.txt:20:11:42: <shachaf> oerjan: Tell elliott to tell you to ban me. +2012-03-26.txt:23:45:15: <shachaf> oerjan: Ban me! +2012-04-20.txt:18:03:29: <itidus21> `pastelogs ban me +2012-04-20.txt:18:04:05: <itidus21> `pastelogs ban me
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.21658 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,33 @@ +2006-12-09.txt:21:11:06: <bsmntbombdood> Think there's causation? +2008-05-09.txt:15:28:15: <ais523> the problem is dealing sensibly with causation loops +2008-10-08.txt:17:39:01: <psygnisfive> or rather, the notion of causation +2009-03-06.txt:11:57:54: <kerlo> If lack of correlation implies lack of causation, then correlation implies causation. +2009-03-07.txt:19:37:56: <kerlo> Let's see. "If lack of correlation implies lack of causation, then correlation implies causation." +2009-03-07.txt:19:39:27: <kerlo> "If lack of correlation is evidence for lack of causation, then correlation is evidence for causation." +2009-07-09.txt:20:18:54: <ehird> "you idiot." directed at you wasn't a joke, I just implied no causation. +2009-10-09.txt:15:56:36: <ehird> Correlation is not causation, you small-minded dimwit! Especially not with such a tiny sample size... +2010-03-27.txt:05:44:21: <dixon> I know correlation doesn't imply causation--except when it does. +2010-07-01.txt:00:53:36: <Ilari> Fun "paradoxes" ("paradox" in food & health really means "we have the wrong model"): Whole milk is less fattening than skim milk. Epidemilogical studies pick association, animal studies pick causation. +2011-01-15.txt:06:07:43: <pikhq> Answer: correlation ≠causation. +2011-03-11.txt:19:32:54: <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +2011-03-11.txt:19:33:35: <elliott> `addquote <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +2011-03-11.txt:19:33:40: <HackEgo> 335) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +2011-03-11.txt:19:36:14: <oerjan> <elliott> What is it with crazy people and being quotable. <-- now is _that_ correlation or causation? +2011-03-12.txt:06:39:03: <elliott> wareya: IT'S CAUSATION! +2011-04-21.txt:11:53:58: <crystal-cola> For Gauss, correlation implies causation. +2011-07-15.txt:20:18:00: <oerjan> no, correlation implies causation, obviously +2011-07-15.txt:20:18:20: <ais523> oerjan: are correlation and causation correlated? +2011-07-15.txt:20:18:26: <ais523> then correlation /causes/ causation! +2011-07-15.txt:20:18:48: -!- ais523 changed the topic of #esoteric to: correlation causes causation | Esoteric programming languages | Logs: http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ and http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D +2011-07-16.txt:13:07:28: <CakeProphet> doesn't causation correlate to correlation? +2011-07-16.txt:13:07:49: <oklopol> yes, but that doesn't mean there's a causation +2011-07-16.txt:13:08:28: <CakeProphet> THEREFORE CAUSATION DOESN'T CAUSE CORRELATION +2011-07-16.txt:14:11:34: <oklofok> correlation correlating with causation is correlated with correlation causes causation, and thus causes correlation to cause causation +2011-07-16.txt:14:11:47: <oklofok> correlation correlating with causation is correlated with correlation causing causation, and thus causes correlation to cause causation +2011-07-20.txt:05:30:17: -!- Lymee changed the topic of #esoteric to: correlation causes causation | Troll programming languages | Logs: http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ and http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D +2011-10-02.txt:10:46:38: <HackEgo> 332) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +2012-01-11.txt:18:29:32: <olsner> hmm, what's that funny quote about causation causing correlation causing the correlation implies causation fallacy? +2012-01-11.txt:18:30:09: <elliott> olsner: "causation causing correlation causing the correlation implies causation fallacy" -olsner +2012-01-11.txt:18:30:55: <olsner> istr it was more similar to "Causation causes correlation causes correlation causes causation." but that doesn't sound quite right either +2012-01-11.txt:18:32:00: <olsner> `pastelog causation +2012-01-11.txt:18:34:07: <olsner> `pastelogs causation
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.2169 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +2010-09-27.txt:20:51:58: <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +2010-09-27.txt:20:52:15: <alise> `addquote <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +2010-09-27.txt:20:54:03: <HackEgo> 228|<alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +2011-05-18.txt:07:33:35: <HackEgo> ​194) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat \ 195) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. \ 235) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +2011-10-19.txt:19:10:13: <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +2011-10-19.txt:19:11:05: <ais523> `addquote <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +2011-10-19.txt:19:11:06: <HackEgo> 699) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +2011-12-19.txt:19:30:51: <HackEgo> 672) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +2011-12-19.txt:19:36:15: <Gregor> `pastelogs Gregor> what whaaaaa
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I usually pronounce it like mÉ’nki, but I might be wrong +2011-04-12.txt:17:38:00: <oklopol> monqy: is it your actual first name? +2011-04-12.txt:17:38:15: <monqy> no; that would be a silly first name +2011-04-13.txt:08:10:21: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-13.txt:18:03:48: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-13.txt:18:26:02: <monqy> hehehheh +2011-04-13.txt:18:26:08: <monqy> is Spark any good +2011-04-13.txt:20:36:11: <monqy> I come from obsessively reading the wiki +2011-04-13.txt:20:54:23: <monqy> `d'/`o' vs 'c'/'s' +2011-04-13.txt:20:55:32: <monqy> OCR on code is a brilliant idea +2011-04-13.txt:20:56:53: <newsham> monqy: the only surviving copy of the 1st ed kernel was a printout. we actually ocr'd and manually fixed it to get it running. +2011-04-13.txt:20:57:11: <monqy> mmmm +2011-04-14.txt:03:32:05: <monqy> sounds like oldlisp +2011-04-14.txt:03:32:17: <monqy> (by default) +2011-04-14.txt:03:45:04: <monqy> ooh where's this? I need a good laugh +2011-04-14.txt:03:45:45: <monqy> delicious +2011-04-14.txt:03:59:23: <monqy> I haven't bothered with common lisp yet (learned scheme first; from what I know I prefer it more too, and currently have little use for common lisp) +2011-04-14.txt:04:09:17: <monqy> what is a super parenthesis +2011-04-14.txt:04:09:36: <elliott> monqy: parentheses that save the world +2011-04-14.txt:04:10:02: <Sgeo> monqy, ((((] # That ] closes those parens +2011-04-14.txt:04:10:11: <monqy> eugh +2011-04-14.txt:04:10:35: <monqy> I let vim do my paren counting +2011-04-14.txt:04:11:55: <monqy> I don't think I'd be comfortable with ] at all; I imagine it would feel rather unbalanced +2011-04-14.txt:04:12:49: <elliott> monqy: me too. +2011-04-14.txt:04:13:20: <monqy> paren counting for ] +2011-04-14.txt:08:14:12: <monqy> new sham / news ham +2011-04-14.txt:08:15:52: <monqy> perhaps +2011-04-14.txt:10:23:37: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-14.txt:17:36:00: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:29:15: <monqy> fancy bot there +2011-04-15.txt:04:29:21: <elliott> monqy: inorite +2011-04-15.txt:04:30:40: <monqy> nice error +2011-04-15.txt:04:32:52: <monqy> I've never seen a bot forget where it put its PRIVMSG before +2011-04-15.txt:04:45:25: <monqy> I should learn more languages sometime +2011-04-15.txt:04:54:29: <monqy> zeptolisp looks confusing :( +2011-04-15.txt:04:55:09: <monqy> what is it doing with those strings +2011-04-15.txt:04:55:35: <elliott> monqy: those aren't strings, just symbols +2011-04-15.txt:05:01:39: <elliott> monqy: it's not confusing, it does not even have variables! +2011-04-15.txt:07:28:06: <monqy> am I just tired or is java really confusing +2011-04-15.txt:07:30:51: <monqy> sounds like a good dream I would like to have +2011-04-15.txt:07:32:11: <monqy> I'd watch it +2011-04-15.txt:07:35:23: <elliott> monqy: can you fund this film please +2011-04-15.txt:07:36:43: <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +2011-04-15.txt:07:36:51: <elliott> `addquote <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +2011-04-15.txt:07:36:54: <HackEgo> 364) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +2011-04-15.txt:07:39:13: <monqy> what if you squat before jumping? does that make you go higher +2011-04-15.txt:07:39:17: <monqy> ooh and backflips +2011-04-15.txt:07:39:36: <monqy> is running before backflipping better before normal backflipping? I can't recall +2011-04-15.txt:07:44:47: <monqy> solution: have great sex dreams +2011-04-15.txt:07:46:40: <monqy> I want to go to that universe +2011-04-15.txt:08:31:20: <monqy> any particular dialect? +2011-04-15.txt:08:52:49: <monqy> clearly +2011-04-15.txt:08:53:02: <elliott> monqy knows what he's talking about. +2011-04-15.txt:08:53:55: <elliott> ok he's passed the Incredibly Irritating Fake Person Who Clogs the Channel test, I think we can all stop fooling monqy now +2011-04-15.txt:08:54:06: <A_Robertson> monqy: welcome +2011-04-15.txt:08:54:10: <monqy> hi +2011-04-15.txt:09:08:08: <monqy> happing +2011-04-15.txt:09:08:21: <monqy> oh wait no that's how the haps are +2011-04-15.txt:09:08:27: <monqy> not sure what they are, at all +2011-04-15.txt:09:50:37: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-15.txt:19:53:23: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:21:10:56: <monqy> pick every language, do everything useful +2011-04-16.txt:02:42:44: -!- monqy has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). +2011-04-16.txt:02:45:53: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-16.txt:05:55:21: -!- monqy has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). +2011-04-16.txt:05:56:54: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-16.txt:09:54:28: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-16.txt:18:05:11: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-16.txt:18:29:11: <monqy> 9/9 for 1 +2011-04-16.txt:18:29:16: <monqy> then go from there +2011-04-16.txt:18:29:21: <elliott> monqy: ah, thanks +2011-04-16.txt:18:29:27: <monqy> 9/9 + 9/9 + 9/9 + 9/9 + 9/9 +2011-04-16.txt:19:29:17: <monqy> do you have any virtual keyboards +2011-04-16.txt:21:18:24: <monqy> it's in the topic +2011-04-16.txt:21:18:27: <monqy> can you copy from the topic +2011-04-16.txt:21:18:46: <Vorpal> monqy, what is the symbol? +2011-04-16.txt:21:18:59: <monqy> octothorpe +2011-04-16.txt:21:19:15: <monqy> octothorpe +2011-04-16.txt:21:20:23: <monqy> presumably because that's what it's called +2011-04-16.txt:21:20:51: <Vorpal> monqy, actually it has many names +2011-04-16.txt:21:21:44: <monqy> like a lumberyard? +2011-04-16.txt:21:21:58: <Vorpal> monqy, a pile of planks +2011-04-16.txt:21:22:03: <Vorpal> monqy, seen from the top +2011-04-16.txt:21:22:13: <monqy> what's the swedish word for a pile of planks as seen from the top +2011-04-16.txt:21:22:40: <Vorpal> monqy, uh? I don't know any. I'm just saying that is what it is thought to resemble. Meaning it got the name lumberyard +2011-04-17.txt:04:03:36: <monqy> what's a party +2011-04-17.txt:04:56:40: <monqy> does that mean you are some op +2011-04-17.txt:04:57:09: <monqy> /msg elliott # +2011-04-17.txt:09:40:57: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-17.txt:17:59:00: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-18.txt:09:31:40: <monqy> server-side JS? +2011-04-18.txt:09:34:13: <elliott> monqy: yes. don't ask. +2011-04-18.txt:09:35:10: <monqy> "JS solution" sounds peculiar to me too, unless it's about solving JS +2011-04-18.txt:09:37:14: <monqy> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_server-side_JavaScript_solutions well fancy that +2011-04-18.txt:09:37:33: <monqy> even wikipedia calls it that +2011-04-18.txt:10:16:16: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-18.txt:19:21:34: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-18.txt:20:27:44: <monqy> :( +2011-04-18.txt:20:43:17: <monqy> pure mathematics is the only way +2011-04-18.txt:22:08:23: <monqy> ;_; +2011-04-19.txt:10:29:32: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-19.txt:18:34:34: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-19.txt:22:36:58: <monqy> I can't parse it either :( +2011-04-19.txt:22:37:57: <monqy> concise response: "what" +2011-04-19.txt:23:06:07: <monqy> my response was pretty good too +2011-04-19.txt:23:06:07: <monqy> imo +2011-04-20.txt:00:56:44: <monqy> punctuation, letters, words, sensibility +2011-04-20.txt:00:56:59: <elliott> monqy: a brain, ... +2011-04-20.txt:09:22:36: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-20.txt:17:58:02: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-20.txt:21:35:55: <monqy> nice lambdas there +2011-04-20.txt:21:36:05: <elliott> monqy: yeah, thank wikipedia :p +2011-04-20.txt:21:39:12: <monqy> don't most programmers use turing-complete languages +2011-04-21.txt:05:21:53: <monqy> elliott are you serious +2011-04-21.txt:05:21:59: <elliott> monqy: yes, it's a shar +2011-04-21.txt:05:22:08: <monqy> eugh +2011-04-21.txt:05:22:23: <monqy> one time I had to deal with a 2G shar +2011-04-21.txt:05:22:26: <monqy> it wasn't pretty +2011-04-21.txt:05:22:48: <monqy> 2G as in 2 gigabytes +2011-04-21.txt:05:22:56: <monqy> maybe another half-gigabyte too I forget +2011-04-21.txt:06:04:18: <monqy> everybody chromercise +2011-04-21.txt:06:04:43: <elliott> monqy: i think this is what they mean by twenty percent time +2011-04-21.txt:06:04:49: <monqy> wow this video +2011-04-21.txt:06:05:42: <monqy> the ending is very tasteful +2011-04-21.txt:06:05:49: <elliott> monqy: it's better in full hd +2011-04-21.txt:06:42:45: <monqy> okaysgfdhgjhm +2011-04-21.txt:07:44:57: <monqy> hello #esoteric. Phantom_Hoover is ignoring elliotts /msgs because he is a nazi.tell your frends. +2011-04-21.txt:09:58:50: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-21.txt:17:35:46: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-22.txt:09:51:42: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-22.txt:17:54:22: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-22.txt:21:10:26: <monqy> mmm nice going there +2011-04-23.txt:00:29:54: <monqy> quarterbaked +2011-04-23.txt:00:30:01: <pikhq> monqy: ^5 +2011-04-23.txt:00:31:19: <monqy> how does zepto work +2011-04-23.txt:00:31:24: <elliott> monqy: Badly. +2011-04-23.txt:00:35:41: <monqy> it would be nice if I could tell what the specification meant +2011-04-23.txt:00:36:13: <monqy> right now I'm trying to figure out how to get exotic errors +2011-04-23.txt:00:36:54: <monqy> : (id) +2011-04-23.txt:00:36:58: <monqy> oh no +2011-04-23.txt:00:37:40: <monqy> : (id '(x . x)) +2011-04-23.txt:00:37:50: <monqy> : (id '(x . x) '(x . x)) +2011-04-23.txt:00:38:22: <monqy> : (map 99 99 99 99 99 99 99) +2011-04-23.txt:00:38:57: <monqy> : (def 99 99 99 99 99 99 99) +2011-04-23.txt:00:41:11: <monqy> does it do anything useful +2011-04-23.txt:00:41:36: <monqy> mmmm +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:17: <monqy> (def x (x x)) +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:19: <monqy> er +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:21: <monqy> : (def x (x x)) +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:35: <monqy> : (def 'x (x x)) +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:39: <monqy> :'( +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:58: <monqy> (eval x) +2011-04-23.txt:00:43:01: <monqy> : (eval x) +2011-04-23.txt:00:43:07: <monqy> oh no x is 9 +2011-04-23.txt:00:43:57: <monqy> : (def x '(x x)) +2011-04-23.txt:00:44:03: <monqy> : (x x) +2011-04-23.txt:00:44:08: <monqy> : x +2011-04-23.txt:00:44:16: <monqy> aha +2011-04-23.txt:00:45:10: <monqy> how does it manage to rebind itself +2011-04-23.txt:00:46:38: <monqy> : (def x 'x) +2011-04-23.txt:00:46:43: <monqy> : (eval x) +2011-04-23.txt:00:46:51: <elliott> monqy: because it takes its arguments as x? +2011-04-23.txt:00:47:15: <monqy> oh is that how it works +2011-04-23.txt:00:48:54: <monqy> : (def x '(x x)) +2011-04-23.txt:00:49:19: <monqy> : (map x '(x x x)) +2011-04-23.txt:00:49:27: <monqy> : x +2011-04-23.txt:00:59:15: <monqy> mmmm pointers +2011-04-23.txt:02:01:09: <monqy> elliott your allocator is confusing. (this is because of the casts.) +2011-04-23.txt:02:01:20: <elliott> monqy: typedef struct pair *obj; +2011-04-23.txt:02:01:30: <elliott> monqy: I just cast it because I don't want to increment two objs every time :) +2011-04-23.txt:02:02:12: <elliott> monqy: anyway what you mean, is: +2011-04-23.txt:02:02:18: <elliott> monqy: "i'm not Zepto enough to understand your allocator" +2011-04-23.txt:02:02:29: <monqy> I'm not zepto enough to understand your allocator :( +2011-04-23.txt:02:02:48: <elliott> monqy: i am sorry, but i cannot help you with such personal deficiencies. +2011-04-23.txt:02:11:48: <elliott> why did you break it monqy +2011-04-23.txt:02:12:15: <monqy> what did I break +2011-04-23.txt:02:20:05: <monqy> my ad blocker is blocking it +2011-04-23.txt:02:20:27: <monqy> that is the most ridiculous ad +2011-04-23.txt:02:23:20: <monqy> too zepto +2011-04-23.txt:02:38:45: <monqy> which one isn't a number or boolean +2011-04-23.txt:02:39:07: <monqy> can you make it a number +2011-04-23.txt:02:39:53: <elliott> monqy: with a cast it seems +2011-04-23.txt:02:40:14: <monqy> casts, "the zepto way" +2011-04-23.txt:02:40:52: <monqy> zeptoed +2011-04-23.txt:02:43:29: <monqy> will it make the program exist again +2011-04-23.txt:02:43:37: <elliott> monqy, you are so deep. for a monkey. +2011-04-23.txt:02:51:56: <monqy> is it smiling +2011-04-23.txt:03:01:17: <monqy> what if libc needs debugging +2011-04-23.txt:03:01:23: <elliott> monqy: then don't use that command +2011-04-23.txt:03:17:45: <monqy> me too +2011-04-23.txt:03:36:16: <monqy> it would be far more normal if your junk were kastrated +2011-04-23.txt:07:47:13: <monqy> way to be decisive, marsupials +2011-04-23.txt:10:55:27: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-23.txt:20:50:55: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-23.txt:21:19:43: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-24.txt:05:45:14: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-24.txt:07:45:15: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-24.txt:18:12:17: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-25.txt:02:24:45: <monqy> very zepto +2011-04-25.txt:02:24:58: <elliott> monqy has it right. +2011-04-25.txt:02:29:53: <monqy> [hello]D +2011-04-25.txt:02:32:47: <monqy> is it fast +2011-04-25.txt:02:33:05: <monqy> it's somewhere in there +2011-04-25.txt:02:33:44: <monqy> good joke +2011-04-25.txt:02:33:53: <monqy> I was afraid it was actually doing something +2011-04-25.txt:02:34:20: <monqy> nop as a garbage collector would be pretty fast +2011-04-25.txt:02:34:28: <elliott> monqy: it's what i currently have +2011-04-25.txt:02:43:30: <monqy> is your 523 key missing +2011-04-25.txt:02:53:42: <monqy> are segfaults zepto +2011-04-25.txt:02:54:01: <monqy> I should take notes +2011-04-25.txt:02:57:55: <monqy> if(!(foo=malloc(bar))){fprintf(stderr, "oh no +");exit(1);} +2011-04-25.txt:02:59:45: <monqy> zepto is zepto +2011-04-25.txt:03:00:12: <monqy> thanks newlisp +2011-04-25.txt:03:01:25: <monqy> what about south +2011-04-25.txt:03:01:38: <pikhq> monqy: AND ALL THAT IS UP SOUTH +2011-04-25.txt:03:01:42: <pikhq> monqy: AND EAST AND WEST +2011-04-25.txt:03:02:08: <monqy> good luck have fun +2011-04-25.txt:03:02:24: <monqy> mmmm bad food +2011-04-25.txt:09:50:56: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-25.txt:18:13:24: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-25.txt:20:25:04: <monqy> I didn't read what phantom_hoover said but I agree with gregor +2011-04-26.txt:09:25:55: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-26.txt:17:44:55: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-27.txt:06:51:58: -!- monqy has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). +2011-04-27.txt:06:53:51: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-27.txt:11:38:18: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-27.txt:19:22:18: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-27.txt:19:33:18: <monqy> heheheheh +2011-04-28.txt:09:20:12: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-28.txt:17:01:57: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-29.txt:04:31:22: <monqy> unsleep(1) +2011-04-29.txt:04:31:32: <monqy> make it fast +2011-04-29.txt:04:31:39: <ais523> monqy: does that let you run programs in negative time? +2011-04-29.txt:04:32:26: <monqy> does tylenol make people stupid? I might care then +2011-04-29.txt:04:43:10: <pikhq> monqy: No, but Tylenol combined with something that can make people stupid is scary as fuck. +2011-04-29.txt:06:16:44: <monqy> without context I can't tell if that was serious +2011-04-29.txt:09:34:48: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-29.txt:17:22:15: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:45: <monqy> what's happeneing +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:03: <monqy> this is all your fault +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:14: <elliott> monqy: FUN IS HAPPENING +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:16: <elliott> monqy: no its elliottcables fault +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:45: <monqy> rest in peace egobot +2011-04-29.txt:19:01:45: <monqy> where are zeptobot and news-ham +2011-04-29.txt:19:01:53: <elliott> monqy: will fix +2011-04-29.txt:19:16:54: <monqy> what does radiobot do? +2011-04-29.txt:19:19:46: <monqy> this is problematic when it comes to being part in botspam +2011-04-29.txt:19:26:21: <monqy> I'd leave but I don't want to +2011-04-29.txt:19:26:38: <elliott> monqy: well that sucks +2011-04-29.txt:19:33:17: <elliott> 06:16:44: <monqy> without context I can't tell if that was serious +2011-04-29.txt:20:04:44: <monqy> there's a silly gcc thing that is like ?: but it doesn't make you repeat the malloc +2011-04-29.txt:20:05:10: <elliott> monqy: it is literally ?: +2011-04-29.txt:20:05:11: <monqy> it's something silly like malloc(n)?:(printf("oh no"),exit(1)) +2011-04-29.txt:20:05:13: <monqy> yes +2011-04-29.txt:20:05:19: <elliott> monqy: exit returns void +2011-04-29.txt:20:05:28: <monqy> but that makes me feel dirty +2011-04-29.txt:20:05:39: <elliott> monqy: well this is dirty +2011-04-29.txt:20:06:22: <monqy> what about an inline function +2011-04-29.txt:20:06:28: <elliott> what monqy said +2011-04-29.txt:20:07:00: <monqy> gcc also has a wacky statement-expression thing +2011-04-29.txt:20:07:06: <elliott> monqy: yep but no gensym +2011-04-29.txt:20:07:16: <monqy> :( +2011-04-29.txt:20:07:34: <elliott> monqy: istr the gcc manual saying they were planning to add gensym or whatever to use with statement expressions in macros +2011-04-29.txt:20:08:39: <elliott> monqy: anyway at some point you just have to say fuck it and use lisp :P +2011-04-29.txt:20:08:49: <monqy> I would have probably started with lisp +2011-04-29.txt:20:09:22: <monqy> I've tried template haskell before. it was kinda ugly. +2011-04-29.txt:20:09:43: <monqy> I want to try liskell but it looks incredibly dead +2011-04-29.txt:20:09:46: <elliott> monqy: yeah, it is; but if you have something that's just used at the top-level then it's not very ugly to use +2011-04-29.txt:23:14:52: <monqy> sometimes I eat because I am human +2011-04-30.txt:04:03:49: -!- monqy_ has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-30.txt:04:06:32: -!- monqy has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). +2011-04-30.txt:04:36:16: -!- monqy_ is now known as monqy. +2011-04-30.txt:06:52:36: -!- monqy has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). +2011-04-30.txt:06:52:47: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-30.txt:09:48:31: -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). +2011-04-30.txt:16:59:58: -!- monqy has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-30.txt:17:10:11: <monqy> hi +2011-04-30.txt:17:10:13: <monqy> I don't understand bitcoins +2011-04-30.txt:17:11:37: <monqy> graphics cards give you processing power +2011-04-30.txt:17:11:43: <monqy> processing power for manufacturing bitcoins +2011-04-30.txt:17:12:02: <monqy> at least that's what I think is happeneing +2011-04-30.txt:17:12:05: <monqy> without that e +2011-04-30.txt:17:12:07: <monqy> yuck +2011-04-30.txt:17:13:09: <monqy> though I can see that meaning good profit from additionally selling graphics cards
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.21742 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +ais523 is ais523. This topic may retroactively become more informative if or when Feather is invented. +augur took no cakes. +C is the language of��V�>WIד�.��Segmentation fault +elliott wrote this learn DB, and wrote or improved many of the other commands in this bot. He probably has done other things? +Everyone in here is mad. +Finland is a European country. There are two people in Finland, and at least five of them are in this channel. Corun drives the bus. +fizzie is rumoured to be written in Funge-98. +flower. what IS a flower? +friendship wisdom +Gregor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible. +HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you imagine it's running as root with no sandboxing. +Haskell is preferred by 9 out of 10 esoteric programmers. Ask your GP today! http://learnyouahaskell.com/ +ievan is basically http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI +INTERCAL has excellent features for modular program for the enterprise market. +itidus20 is horny 60 year olds having cybersex in minecraft +Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors. +Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors. +The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details. +Your future evil overlord oerjan is an expert in lazy computation. +oklopol "so i hear these blogs are getting popular, people like writing about their lives and shit. on this thing called the internet which is like a neural network only really stupid." +qdb is used like: `quote; `quote regexp; `quote id; `addquote ...; `delquote id; `pastequotes regexp; `pastenquotes [n]; see also qdbformat +qdbformat is: <nick> message; * nick action; two spaces between messages; all elisions marked with [...] other than irrelevant intervening messages; for messages separated by elision, one space on each side, not two +Sgeo invented Metaplace sex. +shachaf mad +u monad? +Vorpal is really boring. Seriously, you have no idea. +Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page +The wiki is at http://esolangs.org/wiki
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.21755 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,667 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Lil`Cube> wouldn't that be considered pedophilia? <Quas_NaArt> No. They all go by stage names. +12) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +13) <GKennethR-L> :d <(I can lick my nose!) +14) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +15) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +16) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +17) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +18) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +19) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. +20) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +21) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +22) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +24) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +25) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +26) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +27) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +28) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +29) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +30) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +31) <kaelis> so, he.. uh <kaelis> basically probed me with a weasel. +32) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +33) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +34) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +35) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +36) <augur> augur: pretty true. +37) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +38) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +39) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +40) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +41) <Dylan> kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? +42) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +43) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +44) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +45) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +46) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +47) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +48) <fizzie> The thing is just to exist +49) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +50) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +51) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +52) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +53) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +54) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +55) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +56) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +57) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +58) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +59) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +60) <apollo> What is there to talk about besides gay slang? +61) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +62) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +63) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +64) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +65) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +66) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +67) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +68) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +69) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +70) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +71) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +72) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +73) <fax> im the worst person in the world +74) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +75) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +76) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +77) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +78) <Madelon> I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 <Madelon> not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> +79) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +80) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +81) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +82) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +83) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! +84) <Warrigal> What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? <apollo> Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +85) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +86) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +87) <xan> if you watch jaws backwards it's a movie about a giant shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach +88) <Eeyore> I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +89) <coppro> hmm... does anyone know a nonsense game designed for the mentally handicapped involving yelling +90) <Sgeo> I'd imagine that it already has, and no one noticed +91) <apollo> Actually, he still looks like he'd rather eat her than have sex with her. +92) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +93) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +94) <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. +95) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +96) <Warrigal> I cannot eat meat that isn't flat. +97) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +98) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +99) <Ami> Discrimination fields ACTIVATE. +100) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +101) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +102) <virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +103) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +104) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +105) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +106) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +107) <Aftran> Clearly we should be like Mumbai and get of vehicle dors. <Warrigal> Get of vehicle dors? <Warrigal> I think Aftran had a French phrase there. <Firenze> Les vehicles d'or +108) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +109) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +110) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +111) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +112) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +113) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +114) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +115) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +116) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +117) <Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +118) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +119) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> +120) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +121) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +122) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +123) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +124) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +125) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +126) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +127) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +128) <alise> use "grep --crazy" +129) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| +130) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +131) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +132) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +133) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +134) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +135) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +136) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +137) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +138) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +139) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +140) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +141) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +142) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +143) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +144) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +145) <Aftran> I have a feeling iPods still beat me. +146) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +147) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +148) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +149) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +150) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +151) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +152) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +153) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +154) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +155) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +156) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +157) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +158) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +159) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +160) <calamari> anmaster gonna give him a birthday bj? <AnMaster> IF ONLY I COULD FIND MY PHONE +161) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +162) <Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related. +163) <cheater99> you don't have an urethra, you're a girl. +164) <cheater99> incest is best +165) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +166) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +167) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +168) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +169) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +170) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +171) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +172) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +173) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +174) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +175) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +176) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +177) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +178) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +179) <ais523> it was too difficult +180) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +181) <ais523> you should be eating corpses more +182) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +183) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +184) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +185) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +186) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right +187) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +188) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +189) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +190) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +191) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +192) <pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +193) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +194) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +195) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +196) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) +197) <Vorpal> pikhq, Okinawan? Wtf is that +198) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +199) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +200) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +201) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +202) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +203) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +204) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +205) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +206) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +207) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +208) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +209) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +210) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +211) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +212) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +213) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +214) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +215) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +216) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +217) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +218) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +219) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +220) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +221) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +222) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +223) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +224) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +225) <Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead +226) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +227) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +228) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +229) <elliott> [...] ALWAYS OPEN TO TRYING NEW THINGS. +230) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +231) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +232) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +233) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +234) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +235) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +236) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +237) <Anti-X> i didn't like jquery, until i decided to use it because it made development faster. now i can't go back to women... +238) <elliott> ONLY GOOD QUOTES PLEASE! AND NO FAKE ONES EITHER! +239) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +240) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +241) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +242) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +243) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +244) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +245) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +246) <pikhq> oklofok: I don't watch House, no. <pikhq> oklofok: I prefer knowing how medicine actually works. +247) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +248) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +249) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +250) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +251) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +252) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +253) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +254) <elliott> nobody link to goatse <Phantom_Hoover_> elliott, that is an awesome MC idea. +255) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +256) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +257) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +258) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +259) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +260) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +261) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +262) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +263) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +264) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +265) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +266) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +267) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +268) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +269) <elliott> Vorpal: I'M NOT CLEVER OKAY +270) <ais523> yay CDE +271) <elliott> in retrospect that wasn't even necessary, as communal readings of the Funge-98 spec do just a good job of getting rid of trolls +272) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +273) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +274) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +275) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +276) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +277) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +278) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +279) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +280) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +281) * quintopia sits on gregor +282) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +283) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +284) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +285) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +286) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +287) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +288) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +289) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +290) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +291) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +292) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +293) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now! +294) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +295) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +296) <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. +297) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +298) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +299) <elliott_> The context is Gracenotes releasing an illegal copy of a film about monster cock dildos. +300) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +301) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +302) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +303) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +304) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +305) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +306) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +307) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +308) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +309) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +310) <zzo38> Some people is atheist and some agnostic, and some more religious people. Even some scientists are religious, which is OK, but you still have to remember, assuming God exists is not how you are supposed to do science! +311) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +312) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +313) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +314) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +315) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +316) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +317) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +318) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +319) <ais523> anyway, no CSS editing for me right now, I fear I'd get sucked into a holy war [...] <ais523> I also fear it might end up breaking one of the Graue Regulations <ais523> which are rules that you get into serious trouble for breaking, that nobody knows what they are until someone breaks them +320) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +321) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +322) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +323) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +324) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +325) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +326) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +327) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +328) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +329) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +330) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +331) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +332) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +333) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +334) <anekant> what does coffee do to biological neural networks <JRowe> what tiger blood does for charlie sheen +335) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +336) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +337) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +338) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +339) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +340) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +341) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +342) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +343) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +344) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +345) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +346) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +347) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +348) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +349) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +350) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +351) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +352) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +353) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +354) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +355) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +356) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +357) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +358) <oklopol> i'm really sleep +359) <Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +360) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +361) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +362) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +363) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +364) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +365) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +366) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +367) <zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +368) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +369) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +370) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +371) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +372) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +373) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +374) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +375) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +376) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +377) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +378) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +379) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +380) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +381) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +382) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +383) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +384) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME +385) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +386) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +387) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +388) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +389) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +390) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +391) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +392) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +393) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +394) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +395) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +396) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +397) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +398) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +399) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +400) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +401) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +402) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +403) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +404) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +405) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +406) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +407) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +408) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +409) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +410) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +411) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +412) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +413) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +414) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +415) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +416) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +417) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +418) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +419) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +420) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +421) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +422) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +423) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +424) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +425) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +426) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +427) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +428) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +429) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +430) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +431) <Phantom_Hoover> https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/pam/+bug/790538 <Phantom_Hoover> APT GUY STRIKES AGAIN <Gregor> APT GUUUUUUUY NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA APT GUUUUUUUUUUUUUY +432) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +433) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +434) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +435) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +436) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +437) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +438) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +439) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +440) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +441) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +442) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +443) <oklopol> half the time the time travel model is one where a consistent universe essentially seems impossible if it supports any nontrivial agent-like behavior (because certainly one agent will want to destroy it using a retarded paradox), the other half seems to actually assume an implicit extra time axis and moving in time is still moving forward on this axis, you are just given a copy of past contents of the world. +444) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +445) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +446) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +447) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +448) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +449) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +450) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +451) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +452) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +453) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +454) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +455) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +456) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +457) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +458) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +459) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +460) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +461) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +462) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +463) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +464) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +465) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +466) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +467) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +468) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +469) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right! +470) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +471) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +472) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +473) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +474) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +475) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +476) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +477) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +478) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +479) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +480) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +481) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +482) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +483) <oklopol> btw i saw my first prostitute about a week ago +484) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +485) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +486) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +487) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +488) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +489) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +490) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +491) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +492) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +493) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +494) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +495) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +496) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +497) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +498) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +499) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +500) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +501) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +502) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +503) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +504) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +505) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +506) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +507) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +508) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +509) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +510) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +511) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +512) <fizzie> Taneb: See, it's Obama's fault the guy's apartment is now worth less than their mortgage and something something something that translates to not being able to look for a proper fix. <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +513) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +514) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +515) <Sgeo> Fuck clay its only purpose is ecoration +516) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +517) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +518) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +519) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +520) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +521) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +522) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +523) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +524) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +525) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +526) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +527) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +528) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +529) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +530) <Taos> _ <Taos> | |__ _ _ ___ <Taos> | '_ \| | | |/ _ \ <Taos> | |_) | |_| | __/ <Taos> |_.__/ \__, |\___| +531) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +532) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +533) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +534) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +535) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +536) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +537) <elliott_> its UNEBARBEL +538) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +539) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +540) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +541) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +542) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +543) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +544) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +545) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +546) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +547) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +548) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +549) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +550) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +551) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +552) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +553) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +554) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +555) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +556) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +557) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +558) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +559) <elliott> "Okay, got i-" "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. SCROLL FOR ME, CHILD." +560) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +561) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +562) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +563) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +564) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +565) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +566) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +567) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +568) <itidus20> what i mean by afk is <itidus20> i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +569) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +570) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +571) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +572) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +573) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +574) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +575) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +576) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +577) <itidus20> toasters tend to get hot every time they're used +578) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +579) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +580) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +581) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +582) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +583) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +584) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +585) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +586) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +587) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +588) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +589) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +590) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +591) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +592) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +593) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +594) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +595) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +596) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +597) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +598) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +599) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +600) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +601) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +602) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +603) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +604) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +605) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +606) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +607) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +608) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +609) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +610) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +611) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +612) <Gregor> ANOTHER THUNDERSTORM, INDIANA? <Gregor> That's three today. <elliott> Gregor: It FEELS like it should be a really simple fix :P +613) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +614) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +615) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +616) <elliott> OK so firstly you should eliminate electrons. +617) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +618) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +619) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +620) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +621) <Gregor> Electrons are so fragile X-D +622) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +623) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +624) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +625) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +626) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +627) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +628) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +629) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +630) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +631) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +632) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +633) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +634) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +635) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +636) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +637) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +638) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +639) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +640) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +641) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +642) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +643) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +644) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +645) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +646) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +647) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +648) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +649) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +650) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +651) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +652) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +653) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +654) <Gregor> IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'LL K-LINE YOU TO THE AETHEREAL PLANE +655) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +656) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +657) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +658) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +659) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +660) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +661) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +662) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +663) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +664) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +665) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +666) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +667) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.21784 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +2011-01-23.txt:17:58:20: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/superturing.ogg <-- WORK IN PROGRESS +2011-01-23.txt:18:11:24: <Gregor> Vorpal: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/superturing.ogg <-- WORK IN PROGRESS +2011-01-23.txt:19:21:26: <Gregor> http://codu.org/tmp/superturing.ogg MY MASTERPIECE +2011-01-23.txt:21:28:13: <Gregor> quintopia: http://codu.org/music/silly/superturing.ogg THERE I used different brass. +2011-01-23.txt:21:39:29: <Vorpal> <Gregor> quintopia: http://codu.org/music/silly/superturing.ogg THERE I used different brass. <-- nice +2011-01-23.txt:22:06:00: * Gregor is listening to superturing.ogg on loop X-P +2011-01-23.txt:22:06:11: <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: http://codu.org/music/silly/superturing.ogg +2011-01-24.txt:01:21:37: <Gregor> pikhq: http://codu.org/music/silly/superturing.ogg MORE AWESOME THAN EVER +2011-01-24.txt:15:53:42: <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, I see you have remixed superturing.ogg +2011-01-24.txt:15:55:40: <Gregor> ais523: http://codu.org/music/silly/superturing.ogg Yes, because it's awesome and will CHANGE YOUR LIFE +2011-01-25.txt:18:26:53: <Gregor> j-invariant: I made http://codu.org/music/e/superturing/superturing.ogg though! 8-D +2011-01-26.txt:04:50:41: <Gregor> augur: See http://codu.org/music/e/superturing/superturing.ogg :P +2011-01-26.txt:05:21:59: <Gregor> calamari: http://codu.org/music/e/superturing/superturing.ogg +2011-01-26.txt:19:17:59: <Gregor> cheater99: End of http://codu.org/music/e/superturing/superturing.ogg +2011-02-08.txt:22:23:27: <Gregor> quintopia: HAVE YOUR MOFO LINK http://codu.org/music/e/superturing/superturing.ogg +2011-09-23.txt:19:02:20: <Phantom_Hoover> help where is superturing.ogg +2011-09-23.txt:19:16:42: <Phantom_Hoover> `log superturing.ogg +2011-09-23.txt:19:16:46: <HackEgo> 2011-09-23.txt:19:02:20: <Phantom_Hoover> help where is superturing.ogg +2011-09-23.txt:19:16:54: <Phantom_Hoover> `pastelogs superturing.ogg
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.21829 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,80 @@ +2006-12-21.txt:00:03:10: <GregorR-W> A METRIC FUCKTON OF LEETNESS +2007-10-02.txt:22:43:25: <ehird`> Or is it a metric fuckton? +2007-10-02.txt:22:45:28: * SimonRC prefers the imperial fuckton +2007-10-02.txt:22:46:21: <bsmntbombdood> a metric fuckton is larger than an imperial fuckton +2007-10-02.txt:22:47:37: <oerjan> so now you can convert a pound to either newtons or fucktons, depending? +2007-10-02.txt:22:51:54: <ehird`> everything you need to know about the metric fuckton: http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1398601 +2007-10-02.txt:22:57:39: <bsmntbombdood> a metric fuckton is 2200 fucks +2007-10-02.txt:22:57:47: <bsmntbombdood> an imperial fuckton is 2000 fucks +2007-12-16.txt:00:53:27: <ehird`> I know it's been done, and I knew the first metric fucktons of emacs weren't :) Heck, i've even toyed around with my own (but it's not usable as of yet) +2008-09-05.txt:18:01:53: <tusho> the web is shit, people put shit that contradicts other shit in their shit, and as a browser maker you have to bend over, take it, and add a metric fuckton of hacks to make them work +2008-09-15.txt:12:20:18: <tusho> and a metric fuckton of other stuff +2009-01-28.txt:15:58:02: <pikhq> Also, that takes up a fuckton of memory. +2009-04-05.txt:21:45:35: <ehird> which is a fucktonion +2009-05-19.txt:22:51:02: <ehird> iirc, if you do a fuckton of sequential reads/writes it can be faster, but not by much +2009-05-31.txt:20:09:26: <ehird> bsmntbombdood: kernel reserves a fuckton of memory for usage later +2009-06-18.txt:21:09:14: <pikhq> They've had a fuckton of settlements. +2009-06-18.txt:21:10:58: <ehird> pikhq: metric fuckton? +2009-06-18.txt:21:12:27: <pikhq> SI fuckton. +2009-06-18.txt:21:14:46: <ehird> so "metric fuckton" → "SI fuckton" is sily. +2009-06-22.txt:20:56:28: <pikhq> Which is a fuckton of volume. +2009-07-11.txt:00:11:44: <ehird> They just had a fuckton of aliases. +2009-07-13.txt:21:55:52: <ehird> AnMaster: http://futureboy.us/frinkdocs/; a clever calculator/programming languages that knows a metric fuckton of units. +2009-07-13.txt:21:56:00: <ehird> (But not the metric fuckton, unfortunately.) +2009-07-13.txt:21:56:12: <AnMaster> only the imperial fuckton? +2009-08-10.txt:19:08:15: <ehird> exactly, a fuckton of .img.bin files +2009-08-20.txt:19:01:29: <ehird> AnMaster: it uses a royal fuckton +2009-08-20.txt:19:01:37: <ehird> (that's bigger than both a metric fuckton and an imperial fucktonne) +2009-08-21.txt:20:19:33: <ehird_> yes, and xserver-xorg installs a fuckton +2009-08-28.txt:13:38:29: <ehird> a fuckton of Fisherman's Friend lozenges +2009-08-30.txt:11:42:02: <AnMaster> ehird, and the answer is: a metric fuckton more +2009-10-01.txt:21:35:31: <pikhq> The Windows 95 CD came with more features and a metric fuckton of videos on the disc... +2009-10-12.txt:18:01:35: <ehird> And, soon, with five metric fucktons more desk space! +2009-11-01.txt:11:13:54: <ehird> Anyway, maintaining a compatible libc would be a metric fuckton of work. +2010-01-02.txt:15:44:58: <ehirdiphone> You said you study computational linguistics funny because I'm pretty sure any ai will involve a fuckton of it +2010-01-07.txt:21:19:54: <ehird> Perl 6 sure does have a metric fuckton of operators. +2010-03-06.txt:03:59:51: <Quadrescence> So why should I bother taking 384 hours explaining the faults of PLT Scheme to you relative to the language at hand when you don't know anything about it except it uses a fuckton of parentheses? +2010-03-13.txt:18:17:37: <pikhq> It leaked a metric fuckton of memory. And the author had no idea why. +2010-03-13.txt:18:23:53: <Gregor> `calc 1 metric fuckton in US fucktons +2010-03-13.txt:18:25:41: <Gregor> pikhq: Y'know, I'm starting to think that metric fucktons aren't even a real unit! +2010-05-23.txt:17:51:28: <alise> And the tag parser itself is going to have to handle finding 3 metric fucktons of text and then realising it's unbalanced and so shooting it off as text +2010-05-23.txt:17:52:27: <Quadrescence> 3 metric fucktons +2010-05-23.txt:17:52:57: <alise> Yes; it's slightly less than 3 regular fucktons. +2010-07-18.txt:00:05:24: <pikhq> That used a metric fuckton of crazy shit. +2010-08-09.txt:00:00:49: <alise> Wait ... didn't that show The Wire have a fuckton of profanity? +2010-08-09.txt:00:00:59: <pikhq> They had a fuckton of bleeps. +2010-08-13.txt:00:15:28: <alise_> dbc: Metric FUCKton, I'll have you know. +2010-08-13.txt:00:17:31: <oerjan> "he was crushed under a metric fuckton of lovers" +2010-09-02.txt:19:25:14: <alise> fizzie: Actually, isn't there some big ARM computer that consists of a fuckton of them? +2010-10-17.txt:17:57:02: <elliott> pikhq: I think we are up for a FUCKTON of flashbacks. +2010-10-18.txt:19:59:20: <elliott> Vorpal: It's, like, a daemon-based fancy-fancy abstraction layer to a metric fuckton of package managers. +2010-10-20.txt:15:02:41: <pikhq> But given that they're an ISP, I'm going with "still a fuckton." +2010-11-06.txt:01:51:16: <elliott> ...this thing would cost a fuckton. I want it. +2011-01-29.txt:02:26:32: <Gregor> (But wine has a fuckton of dependencies, so gathering them all = nightmare) +2011-02-04.txt:00:35:29: <pikhq> Sure, it produces a *fuckton* of food, but it produces shitty food in a manner that we *can't* keep doing. +2011-02-13.txt:18:08:09: <Gregor> elliott: It certainly made my life fucktons easier. +2011-02-21.txt:03:59:01: <elliott> and have that expand a fuckton +2011-02-24.txt:00:31:15: <pikhq> elliott_: I dunno about Finnish, but Japanese agglutinates a fuckton. +2011-02-25.txt:20:39:53: <pikhq> There's a metric fuckton of homework due. +2011-02-26.txt:22:48:23: <pikhq> So, yeah, we spend a *fuckton* of time on primary and secondary education for, well, shitty results. +2011-08-22.txt:00:01:53: <pikhq> *Java* seems to love using metric fucktons of heap, though. +2011-09-03.txt:03:39:32: <elliott> CakeProphet: Hey, I'm going to reban you again, because the nvidia code you linked me to uses fucktons of helpers that I can't find the definitions of +2011-09-07.txt:00:02:15: <pikhq_> It's in C++, so low-level, it's a fuckton of painful serialisation. +2011-09-12.txt:03:52:40: <Gregor> As per how many files, roughly a metric fuckton. +2011-09-17.txt:13:57:42: <itidus21> `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:13:57:45: <HackEgo> 2010-03-13.txt:18:25:41: <Gregor> pikhq: Y'know, I'm starting to think that metric fucktons aren't even a real unit! +2011-09-17.txt:13:58:50: <itidus21> `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:13:58:53: <HackEgo> 2010-10-17.txt:17:57:02: <elliott> pikhq: I think we are up for a FUCKTON of flashbacks. +2011-09-17.txt:13:59:46: <itidus21> why are people always addressing pikhq with the word fuckton i wonder +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:20: <itidus21> `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:24: <HackEgo> 2011-09-17.txt:13:58:50: <itidus21> `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:28: <itidus21> `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:31: <HackEgo> 2011-09-12.txt:03:52:40: <Gregor> As per how many files, roughly a metric fuckton. +2011-09-17.txt:14:01:33: <itidus21> `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:14:01:37: <HackEgo> 2009-06-18.txt:21:10:58: <ehird> pikhq: metric fuckton? +2011-09-17.txt:15:59:22: <Gregor> `pastelogs fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:16:00:35: <Gregor> Welp, I'm the first person to ever say "fuckton" in this channel. +2011-09-17.txt:16:00:47: <Gregor> Also the first person to say "metric fuckton" +2011-09-17.txt:16:01:13: <ais523> isn't a metric fuckton slightly smaller than an imperial fuckton? +2011-09-17.txt:16:02:32: <Gregor> Looks like about half of all fuckton mentions are qualified. +2011-09-17.txt:21:34:14: <itidus21> `pastelogs fuckton
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.21896 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +2011-09-23.txt:20:55:04: <Ngevd> I may start Uniquode again +2011-09-28.txt:19:00:17: <Ngevd> I may make a language designed to compile into BytePusher +2011-09-28.txt:20:26:25: <Ngevd> I may design a REDICULOUSLY COMPLEX INSTRUCTION SET COMPUTER +2011-10-04.txt:19:24:42: <Ngevd> I may make it fixed length at write-time +2011-10-04.txt:20:37:46: <Ngevd> I may try to write a Fibonacci numbers thing in Brook +2011-10-10.txt:15:40:36: <Ngevd> I may have broken the law +2011-10-13.txt:13:37:10: <Ngevd> I may make Uniquode actually usable +2011-10-23.txt:10:30:42: <Ngevd> I may make an esolang called K-Li +2011-11-01.txt:21:13:41: <Ngevd> I may create a cellular automaton +2011-11-01.txt:21:25:47: <Phantom_Hoover> <Ngevd> I may create a cellular automaton +2011-11-01.txt:22:14:41: <Ngevd> I think I may have a finite Morphy number +2011-11-01.txt:22:35:09: <Ngevd> I think I may have a lower than average Morphy number +2011-11-14.txt:00:00:12: <Ngevd> I may make a Piet-like language with pure functions +2011-11-15.txt:15:19:15: <Ngevd> On a not entirely unrelated note, I think I may have thought of a brilliant way to do XSLT S and K +2011-11-17.txt:17:24:38: <Ngevd> I may rewrite Homestuck as a epic poem +2011-11-26.txt:20:34:59: <Ngevd> I may design a visual language designed for implementation of esoteric programming languages +2011-12-03.txt:09:37:10: <Ngevd> I may start AAARGH +2011-12-03.txt:09:37:19: <Ngevd> DO'T SAY "I may"!!! +2011-12-11.txt:15:58:15: <Ngevd> During that, I think I may have worked out a way to do rudimentary arithmetic +2011-12-12.txt:22:39:34: <Ngevd> I'm not going to stop until I can search through the logs for me saying "I may" and can say, "I did!" +2011-12-12.txt:22:40:18: <HackEgo> 2011-12-11.txt:15:58:15: <Ngevd> During that, I think I may have worked out a way to do rudimentary arithmetic +2011-12-12.txt:22:53:18: <Ngevd> `log Ngevd> .*I may +2011-12-12.txt:22:53:28: <Ngevd> `log Ngevd> .*I may +2011-12-12.txt:22:53:34: <HackEgo> 2011-10-04.txt:20:37:46: <Ngevd> I may try to write a Fibonacci numbers thing in Brook +2011-12-21.txt:21:58:30: <Ngevd> Heh, my first "I may" was on that first day +2012-02-01.txt:19:46:04: <Ngevd> It's been over a minute, I suspect I may have lost connection +2012-02-24.txt:11:50:50: <Ngevd> I may have killed zzo38
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.21914 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +2011-09-01.txt:02:05:30: <edwardk> elliott: kmc talking about currywurst +2011-10-27.txt:04:12:40: <kmc> i'm amused because whenever i poke my head in here, you guys are talking about haskell +2012-01-07.txt:08:09:08: <shachaf> kmc: The other problem is that most -- or at least a lot of -- people who write permanenty linkable answers to things have no idea what they're talking about. +2012-01-07.txt:10:33:05: <shachaf> kmc: It's full of people who don't know what they're talking about talking to other people who don't know what they're talking about. +2012-01-08.txt:03:04:19: <kmc> shachaf, you saw the Linux bug I was talking about earlier? +2012-01-08.txt:08:20:54: <elliott> kmc: Business sense? You're talking about Haskellers. +2012-01-08.txt:08:40:37: <kmc> it's all self-serving, even when he's not directly talking about YC +2012-01-09.txt:09:12:34: <kmc> but of course it's tricky and buggy and double so if you're talking about supporting RHEL4 which means 2.6.9 +2012-01-10.txt:03:40:53: <elliott> kmc: You sure do like talking about how bad the Haskell community is at teaching people :P +2012-01-10.txt:03:42:58: <kmc> but there are some flaws, and I don't see many other people talking about them +2012-01-13.txt:07:09:38: <kmc> i was talking about this in #haskell-blah but wli took over with his AMERIKKKA rants so now y'all get to hear about it +2012-01-13.txt:10:16:11: <elliott> 07:09:38: <kmc> i was talking about this in #haskell-blah but wli took over with his AMERIKKKA rants so now y'all get to hear about it +2012-01-13.txt:13:00:15: <elliott> kmc: The context I was talking about is the awkwardness of using functions with a large number of parameters (which a lot of people think explicitly named arguments like in Smalltalk (not overriding-defaults style like in Python or whatever) alleviates). +2012-01-14.txt:12:59:38: <kmc> i do, and I was talking about one effort to do so +2012-01-16.txt:09:08:46: * kmc wonders what the hell myndzi is talking about +2012-01-16.txt:09:08:47: * myndzi wonders what the hell kmc is talking about +2012-01-25.txt:21:02:02: <kmc> the semantics of Haskell are not that simple, and since we're talking about language extensions, they get even less simple +2012-02-26.txt:04:45:13: <kmc> i saw someone on LtU talking about pairing the arguments with the dynamic environment +2012-02-26.txt:04:46:12: <kmc> yeah, that's what i was talking about +2012-03-02.txt:00:16:47: <kmc> you're talking about :David-Wynn: Miller +2012-03-02.txt:00:17:12: <elliott> kmc: No, we did that yesterday. Now we're talking about talking about :David-Wynn: Miller. +2012-03-02.txt:00:17:37: <elliott> kmc: You're the one who started us talking about it, to be precise :P +2012-03-11.txt:02:14:01: <kmc> i told someone directly that they had no idea what they were talking about +2012-04-06.txt:04:43:39: * kmc has no idea what elliott is talking about +2012-04-07.txt:10:40:31: <kmc> itidus20, pro tip: talking about "real programmers" makes you sound like a total douchebag +2012-04-07.txt:10:46:53: <kmc> ok you just actually have no idea what you're talking about +2012-04-08.txt:22:38:34: <kmc> and then i don't need to spend every page talking about how great haskell is +2012-04-09.txt:03:53:36: <kmc> if we're talking about pointlessly hard things for showing off +2012-04-09.txt:09:18:59: <kmc> i don't see how you can use the word "surely" when you clearly have no idea what you're talking about +2012-04-09.txt:09:19:20: <shachaf> kmc: Not having any idea what you're talking about makes it very easy to use the word "surely". :-) +2012-04-14.txt:06:56:38: <qfr> kmc what are you talking about +2012-04-14.txt:21:46:42: <kmc> you're still talking about php +2012-04-28.txt:03:14:07: <kmc> i wasn't talking about esolangs +2012-05-01.txt:03:56:26: <kmc> the particular code I'm talking about is signal-aware multiplatform event-based UNIX IO code +2012-05-03.txt:08:18:22: <kmc> we were just talking about that in #mosh +2012-05-07.txt:14:49:17: <kmc> Sgeo: i'm talking about http://mosh.mit.edu/ +2012-05-12.txt:19:36:09: <kmc> i think we're talking about different applications cheater_ +2012-05-12.txt:19:36:19: <kmc> i'm talking about an iterface from an unprogrammed AVR to a sound card +2012-05-27.txt:18:04:21: <|evilliopttic_PA> `pastlog kmc.*in.*talking about +2012-05-27.txt:18:05:16: <|evilliopttic_PA> `pastelogs kmc.*talking about
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.21919 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +2012-01-24.txt:08:49:47: <oerjan> @tell <zzo38> Does the Haskell compiler know that equality is reflexive? <-- it actually isn't, for Double (NaN) +2012-10-04.txt:16:07:38: <oerjan> @tell <Arc_Koen> doesn't mediawiki have an easy way to display the intersection of two categories?<-- hm i think i may have wanted that yesterday when failing to find out if a kind of brainfuck derivative existed. or maybe not, not sure what the other category should have been. +2012-10-06.txt:14:34:33: <oerjan> @tell <zzo38> I think the DotFami mapper codes actually form a idempotent commutative monoid, rather than just being a monoid. <-- i think an idempotent commutative monoid may the same as a semilattice
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.220 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +2012-01-01.txt:01:38:28: <elliott> @time lambdabot +2012-04-06.txt:19:17:18: <itidus20> @time lambdabot +2012-04-29.txt:05:13:36: <shubshub> @time lambdabot +2012-04-29.txt:05:14:28: <itidus20> `pastelog @time lambdabot
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.22094 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,32 @@ +2006-08-04.txt:04:20:44: <RodgerTheGreat> Razor-X: well, if you can get a job with them, google isn't evil *yet*. +2007-06-07.txt:02:04:37: <bsmntbombdood> google is becoming evil +2007-09-09.txt:04:03:42: <Figs> google has become evil +2008-02-04.txt:23:21:27: <ehird`> http://www.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nmt.ne.jp%2F%7Eysas%2Fdiary%2F%3F200705b%23200705161&langpair=ja%7Cen&hl=en&ie=UTF8 Scroll down to the codeGolf Evil c compiler +2008-03-16.txt:05:10:19: <Sgeo> I thought Google was free of such evil bias, predjudice +2008-08-30.txt:22:12:16: <AnMaster> tusho, anyway Google is probably less evil that most other companies of the same size +2008-09-02.txt:21:50:24: <ais523> is it just unmodified Safari or Konqueror stuff, or is it Special Google Nonevil Webkit +2008-09-02.txt:21:50:58: <ais523> AnMaster: when Google make a version of something, their version is by definition less evil than the original +2008-09-02.txt:21:51:15: <ais523> if Google sold fluffy kittens then your fluffy kittens would be evil by comparison to theirs +2008-09-02.txt:21:51:25: <AnMaster> ais523, google is evil :P +2008-09-02.txt:21:51:39: <tusho> google are as evil as any corp except they're cooler so. +2008-09-04.txt:14:22:37: <tusho> yes, because google always do something evil because they are a corporation +2009-04-03.txt:00:57:42: <AnMaster> oh indeed, google is evil +2009-07-02.txt:01:47:30: <pikhq> GOOGLE HAS AJAX AND WEB2.0 AND THATS EVIL. +2009-10-30.txt:04:15:16: <oerjan> Oranjer: does that include google's "Don't Be Evil"? :D +2009-12-06.txt:10:13:07: * AnMaster suspects google turned evil quite some time back. Around the same time as sponsored links were introduced +2009-12-06.txt:10:13:24: <AnMaster> that's google in general, sure there are still parts that aren't evil +2009-12-06.txt:13:01:45: <ehird> 02:13:07 * AnMaster suspects google turned evil quite some time back. Around the same time as sponsored links were introduced +2010-07-17.txt:16:50:21: <alise> I think Google are now officially evil. +2010-07-19.txt:19:20:51: <coppro> Google isn't evil +2010-12-03.txt:15:52:13: <elliott> (3) lol internet bandwagon "because it was done in google 20% time it's google's projects now let's lynch evil google" +2010-12-13.txt:05:27:03: <Mathnerd314> oerjan: I googled "evil quotes" +2011-01-17.txt:01:32:08: <variable> also - google is all good - it can do no evil +2011-01-27.txt:07:02:39: <quintopia> ohey. google is 100% and inarguably evil now. sure they pushed the boundaries a few times before, but they have finally totally fallen to the dark side. +2011-01-27.txt:07:28:42: <myndzi> i think google gets too much shit about their don't be evil line. what it means is that they should try to do right in all cases, but what people hold them to is "don't make me angry" +2011-02-26.txt:19:52:32: <elliott> also, because TkTech would just be all "I GOOGLED THE PERSON WHO SAID THAT AND THEY HAVE TIES TO PH AND ELLIOTT, EVIL PERSISTENT TROLLS" +2011-05-10.txt:19:42:54: <cheater666> in fact, people at google i spoke to uniformly said that it's one of their top concerns everyone says google is evil +2011-05-14.txt:14:40:51: <oerjan> trying to google '"lesser of two evils" dictionary etymology' doesn't seem to give anything about that phrase itself +2011-10-21.txt:22:32:53: <oerjan> because google is evil, obviously. +2012-03-13.txt:21:45:39: <elliott> "Google's corporate culture has been a slogan "Do not be evil" (Do not be evil), according to which it tends to keep terms with the users, rather than the formation of high-hated company. However, the slogan has occasionally been mentioned by others might be unduly: Google's own corporate presentation, it is the sixth list of ten principles and describes the company's mainly a way to offer ads, that is, to avoid irrelevant, pushy, or disguised ad +2012-07-18.txt:19:21:09: <Gregor> Sometimes Google is downright evil. +2012-07-26.txt:20:12:00: <itidus21> `pastelogs google.*evil
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.22129 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2005-06-06.txt:19:56:19: <cpressey> re one bignum... my understanding is an FSA + two counters (bignums) is TC. +2005-06-07.txt:01:14:45: <cpressey> you can make wireworld forms as big as you like... but you can make fsm's as big as you like too +2005-06-26.txt:20:00:30: <BigZaphod> 3code 99 bottles: http://www.bigzaphod.org/3code/bigzaphod-99bottles.txt +2005-06-27.txt:23:06:50: <BigZaphod> I just finished up another silly language for those who might be interested: http://www.bigzaphod.org/taxi/ +2005-06-28.txt:03:24:13: <BigZaphod> http://www.bigzaphod.org/taxi/ +2005-06-29.txt:21:27:07: <BigZaphod> http://www.bigzaphod.org/taxi/ +2005-06-30.txt:23:37:56: <BigZaphod> probably atm, yeah. with whirl it is funny because I can hardly do anything with it even though I made it. tokigun is by far the biggest whirl expert I know of. +2005-07-05.txt:00:43:35: <BigZaphod> sweet.. Victor sent me a fixed flash whirl machine. Now 99bob works in it: http://www.bigzaphod.org/whirl/Whirl-1.01.swf +2005-07-08.txt:03:28:02: -!- BigZapho1 is now known as BigZaphod. +2005-07-09.txt:07:12:56: <BigZaphod> how big is the source bmp, jpg, whatever? +2005-07-11.txt:09:00:34: -!- BigZapho1 is now known as BigZaphod. +2005-07-11.txt:23:45:36: <BigZaphod> not really esolang, but this was fun: http://www.bigzaphod.org/life.html +2005-07-14.txt:03:52:33: -!- BigZapho1 is now known as BigZaphod. +2005-07-26.txt:17:34:56: <int-e> use a bignum to represent 3 bignums in the form 2^a*3^b*5^c ... +2005-08-04.txt:07:12:06: * calamari didn't realize Oregon was a big spot for open source.. would have figured some place in California would have created a bigger draw +2005-09-09.txt:16:16:40: <kipple> how big is 'big' in this context? +2005-09-19.txt:17:50:59: <Wildhalcyon> ah... ambiguous behavior wrapped inside a wonderful ambiguous statement +2005-12-09.txt:20:53:21: <jix> if you use fread on big-endian it reads big-endian if runs on little it reads little endian +2005-12-23.txt:03:45:07: <BigZaphod> latest pointless accomplishment: http://www.bigzaphod.org/taxi/99.txt +2006-01-17.txt:15:40:39: <ihope> Great as in big. Very big. +2006-07-25.txt:21:51:31: <pgimeno> GregorR-W: /me thinks that disambiguation of ORK function names with spaces could be given by the symbol table; of course it's harder to process that way and it does not fully avoid the possibility of ambiguity but the language is already ambiguous anyway +2006-10-23.txt:21:48:24: <GregorR-L> _ you celebrate point and seven year in order to it suffers it left our father in the new persons of these continents to take: committed programmed in the freedom and in the demand, which is caused for all right the individuals. Now we were reported in a big civilian war, that examines as these persons or consequently programs all the likely persons and consequently inaugurated can bring very. We are met in a big battle in order to we touch from this +2006-11-07.txt:15:53:34: <SimonRC> What's more mind-numbing than _Big Brother_ and more pointless than _Second Life_? Yes, it's _Big Brother_ set *in* _Second Life_: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/11/06/bb_second_life/ +2007-03-22.txt:00:00:44: <RodgerTheGreat> almost every program consists of an initialization chunk, a big loop, some smaller loops called from the big loop and an optional cleanup when the program ends +2007-03-29.txt:19:22:17: <oklopol> ackermann's growth is mean, it grows so fast i can't see the nice big numbers, because they're so big the program crashes +2007-03-30.txt:00:03:47: <GregorR> Mind you, it's not ambiguous to the programmer, but the language was designed in such a way that it's ambiguous. +2007-03-31.txt:22:24:51: * Figs is not big on Big-O +2007-04-16.txt:22:04:35: -!- Bigcheese is now known as Bigcheesegs. +2007-04-17.txt:01:20:51: -!- Bigcheese is now known as Bigcheesegs. +2007-06-05.txt:00:51:57: <oerjan> although i don't know if Python converts to bignums or throws an exception on overflow, or perhaps the size is just so big it didn't reach wrap yet +2007-06-18.txt:05:00:53: <pikhq> "Giant" == "Very big". "Enormous" == "Very, very big". "Huge" == "Very, very, very big". +2007-06-28.txt:09:36:08: <immibis> "In America you watch Big Brother." becomes "In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches YOU!! +2007-07-03.txt:21:12:34: <ihope> Bignums can get pretty big. +2007-07-07.txt:04:00:11: <ihope> Bigger table, bigger computer. +2007-07-24.txt:00:09:12: <lament> oerjan: it's a disambiguation page with only one relevant disambiguation. +2007-07-24.txt:23:06:49: <Sukoshi`> My parents like a big house more than a big HDTV or a big internet pipe. +2007-08-02.txt:21:05:41: <ehird`> of course, bigger values = bigger circle +2007-08-05.txt:23:20:29: <ifte> big endian = ends with the biggest bit +2007-08-05.txt:23:20:42: <ifte> it's a big ended number, so it's a big endian number +2007-08-05.txt:23:21:42: <ifte> "Again, big-endian does not mean "ending big", but "big end first"." -- wp +2007-09-15.txt:23:20:27: <ihope> If c were bigger, would the universe be bigger, too? :-P +2007-10-12.txt:23:51:57: <ehird`> small (well, big, but not linux-big) glue kernel code + emacs = Emacs actually as an OS +2007-10-30.txt:19:37:58: <lament> bsmntbombdood: "infinite starting condition" means an infinitely big program. You can do a lot of stuff with infinitely big programs. +2007-12-11.txt:21:58:36: <oklopol> there was a way to get an infinite loop just quining her, so that the sentences got bigger and bigger +2007-12-16.txt:15:58:50: <oklopol> when the small balls are following the big one, the big one somewhat follows the background +2008-01-31.txt:21:00:35: <ehird`> 0000=bool, 0001=void, 0010=nil, 0011=smallint, 0100=bigint, 0101=smallfloat, 0110=bigfloat, 0111=char, 1000=string, 1001=pair, 1010=primitive, 1011=procedure, 1100=continuation, 1101=environment, 1110=port, 1111=symbol +2008-03-04.txt:18:12:28: <ehird> It's the biggest, most ambigious language that exists +2008-03-09.txt:23:30:15: <oerjan> calamari: the biggest period may not be that big +2008-04-07.txt:02:14:48: <seabot> {'ehird': <big brother>, 'Sgeo': <big brother>} +2008-04-07.txt:02:19:03: <seabot> {'ehird': <a big brother>, 'Sgeo': <a big brother>} +2008-04-07.txt:02:22:33: <seabot> {'ehird': <a big brother>, 'Sgeo': <a big brother>} +2008-04-07.txt:02:28:32: <seabot> {'ehird': <a big brother>, '`Sgeo': <a big brother>} +2008-04-07.txt:18:02:35: <seabot> {'ehird': <a big brother>, 'oklopol': <a big brother>} +2008-04-17.txt:20:39:37: <oklopol> less ambiguous? i mean unambiguous +2008-06-08.txt:19:59:25: <ihope> augur: now figure out how to represent every rational number as a number with a finite decimal expansion such that if one rational number is bigger than another, its representation is bigger than the other's. +2008-06-15.txt:17:05:01: <SimonRC> and adding a file might change an unambiguous tag into an ambiguous one +2008-06-30.txt:20:54:01: <oklopol> yeah, it's just that i know, but didn't you mean bignum *values* @ "what should y return for the cell size in a Funge interpreter with bignum cells" +2008-07-19.txt:21:47:15: <oklopol> haskell and scheme are very different, but only when you start making something big; who the fuck makes anything big in esolangs anyway :) +2008-07-21.txt:04:04:19: <oklopol> you have to find the biggest structure such that by removing a cell there are no connected structures of size n or bigger +2008-07-26.txt:13:27:55: <AnMaster> ar: supported targets: elf64-x86-64 elf32-i386 a.out-i386-linux efi-app-ia32 efi-app-x86_64 elf64-little elf64-big elf32-little elf32-big srec symbolsrec tekhex binary ihex +2008-09-15.txt:14:57:49: <ais523> heh, there should be a bignum fingerprint with a name like "BIGNUM" +2008-09-20.txt:18:04:42: <ais523> that's another big problem, I'd need to make bigger pointers +2008-09-21.txt:20:04:26: <oklopol> ......but i think they're just approximating infinity to be that big i'm sure there are *some* numbers that are bigger than it! +2008-09-23.txt:15:09:56: <AnMaster> ais523, however I would like to make bignum versions anyway, bignum intercal would be fun +2008-09-23.txt:15:10:16: <ais523> if you do make bignum INTERCAL, I suggest that you have a bignum consisting of all 1s +2008-10-03.txt:19:07:49: <psygnisfive> there should more ambiguity with cool ambiguity resolution techniques +2008-10-28.txt:18:12:54: <lament> (so they need a disambig entry for C#, which itself is a disambig page, on the C page) +2008-11-26.txt:23:20:54: <oerjan> then we have the theories of the Big Binge, the Big Bungee, and the Big Bongo +2008-11-26.txt:23:22:37: <nooga> Big Bigloo +2009-01-17.txt:19:54:42: <oklopol> where the ith bignum is kinda a "differential" of all bignums before index i, and {...} step one deeper in this infinite list of nested differentials +2009-01-18.txt:17:32:40: <ehird> [ehird:~/Code/bignum] % cc -m64 bignum.c; ./a.out +2009-01-18.txt:17:32:41: <ehird> [ehird:~/Code/bignum] % cc bignum.c; ./a.out +2009-02-02.txt:14:48:59: <ais523> not a big difference, but big enough +2009-02-22.txt:18:59:43: <ehird_> oklopol> ackermann's growth is mean, it grows so fast i can't see the nice big numbers, because they're so big the program crashes +2009-03-11.txt:00:37:54: <ehird> AnMaster: it's also a big room, I'd have to get a big ladder and everything and dig under all the shit and whatnot +2009-03-21.txt:21:45:03: <Sgeo> oerjan, what did ais523 mean by "bigger secret one"? "bigger secret one" than what? +2009-04-19.txt:23:25:51: <oklopol> oerjan: what if it's a continuous random walk and you get bigger and bigger as you go +2009-04-21.txt:20:16:27: <ehird> AnMaster: to use my big hd -- since writing 5GB to an ssd will have a quite big impact until TRIM +2009-04-24.txt:21:54:15: <coppro> Yeah, I haven't had a lot of trouble with SVN for my purposes though - it's biggest failing is scalability and my stuff is never big enough for that to matter. +2009-04-28.txt:17:53:38: <AnMaster> if true, the bounds are not too big, if false the bounds may be too big. +2009-05-02.txt:16:13:04: <ehird> and big_least_32_bigger +2009-05-03.txt:17:15:57: <GregorR> Deewiant: hello and better_hello are C implementations of Hello (the language that only accepts 'h'), echo echos, bfbignum implements bignum BF on top of normal BF, and foobar ... well, I don't remember foobar. +2009-05-08.txt:01:19:37: <ehird> GregorR: it doesn't mod upstreams much, large amount of user-contributed packages, friendly & big community, it's minimalist, and yet you can still install big glob suites with one command, the package manager seems alright, and it has 64-bit binaries and all that +2009-05-14.txt:00:07:35: <ehird> ...big? How big. +2009-05-20.txt:20:07:34: <AnMaster> <ehird> find something that looks too big/small for position, throw it in right direction <-- one way to optimise it would be by when it is too big and you move it down, then go back one step and compare, and so on +2009-05-29.txt:07:50:19: <Patashu> it's only useful to make bigger decoys because people have bigger attack setup because people make bigger decoys because... +2009-05-30.txt:21:11:07: <myndzi> Deewiant: i have a bigger one but it's a little bit too big :) +2009-06-11.txt:13:09:34: <ais523> so you can use it to make ambiguous things less ambiguous +2009-06-16.txt:00:43:36: <ehird> pikhq: How many of the new architectures aren't funded by BIG companies for big products, like Sony and IBM for the Playstation 3's Cell? +2009-06-19.txt:23:50:54: <AnMaster> ehird, "hurf druf"? then no. But I know "BAM" in comics. Oh and I also seen references in some comics saying "to be a big explosion the text needs to be at least this big" and similiar +2009-06-20.txt:23:16:55: <ehird> come back in a few billion years. it's a big, big space and not a lot of shit in it. +2009-06-25.txt:13:38:25: <fizzie> Hey, Wikipedia has added "Android (operating system)" directly on the main Android (in the sense of a type-of-robot) page; it used to be just in the separate disambiguation page. I think I'm going to assume that's because I've gone the "android -> disambig -> android (os)" path something like 20 times already. +2009-06-29.txt:21:49:20: <Deewiant> C is also bigger than A but not as big as B, so it gets a C for not achieving anything special. +2009-07-16.txt:14:13:17: <AnMaster> fizzie, right, so if a language with two bignums is TC, then you obviously will have to be able to implement a bignum brainfuck in it (minus IO of course). That means several arbitrary ordered integers to encode in one number as far as I can see? +2009-07-23.txt:15:50:45: <ehird> oklopol: would this planet be as big as the biggest sun +2009-07-28.txt:12:26:25: <oklopol> ehird: i like monospaced, but i don't like console. i'd like smooth letters, with 1.5 times bigger letters after space, and 2 times bigger letters after a period. +2009-08-09.txt:01:14:24: <ehird> so a big fuck-you-and-buy-a-big-drive, AnMaster :P +2009-08-22.txt:17:47:24: <Slereah> Like you could just do every program bigger and bigger until you find the smallest that does that +2009-08-30.txt:12:59:11: <ehird> well not "very" big, just big +2009-09-01.txt:14:36:13: <ehird> Yes. They can fit bigger people because their seats are bigger because their building is bigger. +2009-09-09.txt:13:36:33: <ais523> wow: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Brother_(disambiguation) +2009-09-09.txt:13:40:44: <fizzie> "In Germany a new version of the show started: Big Brother - Das Dorf (Big Brother - The Village). -- This was the first version supposed to run for years (without a predetermined end). It was set in a small artificial village including a church tower, a marketplace, 3 houses, 3 working areas -- The season ended after 363 days in February 2006 because of low ratings." +2009-09-09.txt:13:54:00: <fizzie> "In the seventh UK series, Big Brother became "twisted". Every week, housemates' mental states were put to the test as Big Brother tried to break them. As a result of this, many housemates broke down." That sounds unintentionally hilarious. (Possibly only to me.) +2009-09-09.txt:14:18:06: <fizzie> Heh. "Teen Big Brother -- was originally shot in advance -- to air in 2003 as an educational item, screened as part of Channel 4's 4Learning programming. -- On Day Six/Seven, Jade Dyer and Tommy Wright became the first Big Brother UK contestants to have sex on the show in its history. According to The Independent, this was the first real-life sexual act shown on British television --" +2009-09-09.txt:22:02:45: <fizzie> I guess it is pretty thick and otherwise big too, yes; 111 x 60 x 18 mm. On the other hand, I've been carrying the 130 x 70 x 20 mm N-gage around for years now, and it doesn't feel that big any more. +2009-09-12.txt:16:09:52: <ehird> Repositories are just too big to maintain yet they'll never be big enough +2009-09-14.txt:06:29:21: <ehird> if you define it high enough, that project is too big to exist (or is it too big to fail? let's bail out Eclipse) +2009-09-18.txt:00:15:09: <Ilari> But the symbol table is treated as sparse (big memory savings and big speedup). +2009-09-20.txt:15:10:12: <ehird> Pictured: Big border, big border, small border. +2009-09-29.txt:17:14:31: <ehird> Maybe it's because I have a big screen, so the window clickies are bigger. +2009-10-05.txt:04:08:30: <ehird> due to the ever bigger and bigger strings kept in memory +2009-10-11.txt:02:23:57: <ehird> whatever, if I had two or three monitors (I guess I'll want them when I have the bigger room, bigger desk) i'd ask for a non-blanked vevrsion +2009-10-18.txt:14:27:34: <oklopol> so still not completely unambiguous, just more unambiguous,. +2009-10-31.txt:20:57:34: <ehird> For instance, none of the big ELF code... just uber-simple a.out. That's a pretty big drop right there. +2009-11-02.txt:05:35:49: <ehird> at bigger sizes there's more ambiguity, so to speak, so you can have unique sans serif typefaces +2009-11-07.txt:19:46:02: <SimonRC> Not only is the kernel getting bigger and bigger (including all the modules it uses) but they took years to add support for $obscure_hardware_that_noone_uses! +2009-11-15.txt:18:27:14: <ehird> big This package implements multi-precision arithmetic (big numbers). +2009-11-15.txt:18:27:20: <ehird> bignum is bigger +2009-11-15.txt:22:53:22: <ehird> "Ambiguous assignment. The following are identical:" Ambiguous because there's more than one way? +2009-11-15.txt:23:48:07: <ehird> [[Dude, Go is the biggest piece of crap I've ever seen touted as a real programming language. They took D's syntax and stuck some concurrency bits from Erlang in it. Big deal. I bet the concurrency doesn't work right, because it never does in imperative languages. +2009-11-19.txt:06:00:54: <Warrigal> Aleph_1 is the answer to the question "What's the size of the smallest set that's bigger than aleph?", aleph_2 is the answer to "What's the size of the smallest set that's bigger than aleph_1?", and so on. +2009-11-19.txt:06:10:31: <immibis> having names for infinite numbers is stupid, especially considering that basically you have "the biggest natural number" and now you've got names fo rnumbers bigger than it +2009-11-19.txt:06:14:24: <immibis> you have the biggest number, and you also have that many numbers bigger than it +2009-11-29.txt:05:42:37: <ehird> coppro: what do you think of intbig as a bignum type name? +2009-12-05.txt:12:15:41: <oklofok> i mean i still code like little snippets every now and then, but bigger i don't really have time for bigger programs +2009-12-06.txt:03:03:31: <oklofok> N is a big subset, and infinite one in fact; cantor's argument says it's still not big enough. +2009-12-06.txt:13:47:42: <ehird> If there's a disagreement about whether it was ambiguous between two people who don't think the other is *completely* insane, then it's ambiguous. +2010-01-02.txt:16:05:12: <fizzie> Also I have a picture of a very big pyramid: http://zem.fi/g2/d/9571-2/p1050097_panorama.jpg -- taken very near (well, there wasn't much room to back off) and mapped with the equirectangular projection, makes it look even bigger than what it actually is. Especially when you look at the tiny tiny people there. +2010-01-11.txt:01:32:55: <zzo38> You were discussing linguistics and ambiguity, but maybe I should make up a text-adventure game based on ambiguous writing and you have to figure it out by trying different commands, it can be called "Ambiguity Game" +2010-01-25.txt:15:44:23: <scarf> AnMaster: you can surely encode a bigfloat in a bigint somehow +2010-02-01.txt:02:16:12: <oklofok> well biggest power + biggest possible digit you can multiply it with +2010-02-13.txt:17:47:29: <alise> you know, like a big big . filling a whole letterspace, but hollow. +2010-02-15.txt:00:43:55: <augur> which took sentences like "John's penis was too big to fit into Mary's vagina" and turned it into "John was too big for Mary" +2010-02-19.txt:14:09:59: <alise> e I normally would, and have a bigger lunch every day. Big deal, I ate that much before I went there anyway. +2010-02-22.txt:19:29:02: <scarf> so if you want a bigger array, you create a bigger array then copy your data into it +2010-02-23.txt:20:54:26: <cpressey> "do bignum" => "cleanly support bignums as a primitive type" +2010-02-23.txt:21:54:01: <cpressey> So what would the Befunge-111 spec need to address? Cleaning up ambiguities, specifying bignum behavior, throwing out useless crap like handprints and team numbers +2010-02-25.txt:20:18:19: <Ilari> Which would imply that bignum funge need to have some way to represent bignums in dumps... +2010-02-26.txt:23:52:37: <fizzie> Many (or some, anyway) bignum systems have a MAX_BIGNUM; for example, GMP's documented integer format on a 32-bit system can't be larger than something like 2^(32*2^31); and for a 64-bit system, typically it's actually still just 2^(64*2^31), which might even fit in the memory of a reasonable system; it's just 32 gigabytes. +2010-03-03.txt:17:13:28: <cpressey> scarf: OK, in the bignum case. I guess I'm talking about the non-bignum case. +2010-03-03.txt:17:40:43: <cpressey> I think it's more productive, when faced with an ambiguously-defined fingerprint, to propose a new fingerprint with a different name (diff by one letter, say) which fixes the ambiguities. +2010-03-03.txt:17:41:27: <cpressey> Implementations which provide ambiguous fingerprints will do so ambiguously. Good implementations that provide ambiguous fingerprints will allow themselves to be configured to handle the common de facto interpretations of the fingerprint. +2010-03-03.txt:20:36:06: <fizzie> anmaster_l: Do you happen to know Erlang's actual bignum format, by the way? I only know how GMP does it, and that particular library has a (surprisingly small) MAX_BIGNUM. +2010-03-04.txt:21:13:01: <fizzie> pikhq: It should do that already, I think. At least the fusecompress man page options list has: "Block size influences compression ratio. Bigger block size allows better compression ratio, but random access to data will be slower and memory requirements will be bigger." They must have just screwed it up somehow. +2010-03-05.txt:14:39:10: <scarf> yep, looks like bigger screen = bigger keyboard +2010-03-12.txt:21:19:53: <fizzie> Finland's possibly biggest Real Computer, CSC's louhi (Cray XT4/XT5) looks like this: http://www.aamulehti.fi/teema/tiede/5322047-big.jpg +2010-03-15.txt:21:56:53: <hiato> John is bigger than Peter. We don't say how John is bigger +2010-03-15.txt:21:58:25: <uorygl> If all you were saying is that John and Peter are related by size, then "John is bigger than Peter" and "Peter is bigger than John" would mean the same thing. +2010-03-27.txt:12:24:59: <oklopol> kay so basically you just take bigger and bigger elements and have the sequence be longer than the set's size +2010-04-21.txt:09:33:17: <Rugxulo> but seriously, there's a big difference between "unpopular" and "sucks big time" +2010-05-01.txt:23:28:49: <alise> We should just make a computer program that continually makes up bigger and bigger recursive ways to create numbers +2010-05-03.txt:17:27:49: <alise> By which token, it's either very, VERY big, or too big. +2010-05-03.txt:21:37:31: <alise_> bigness (yourEncoding [a,b,c]) ~= bigness (concatMap bitStrings [a,b,c]) + 1/phi +2010-05-08.txt:23:23:48: <uorygl> It used to be ihope (which got disambiguated to "ihope127"); now it's Warrigal (which got disambiguated to "uorygl"). +2010-05-15.txt:13:14:49: <alise> AnMaster: About half a slightly-bigger-than-teaspoon (a slightly-bigger-than-teaspoon is one of those plastic spoon things.) +2010-05-22.txt:08:19:55: <Gregor> Lesse whether calculus gives a disambiguation page or the calculus of derivatives and integrals with a "for general calculi, see Calculus (disambiguation)" +2010-05-28.txt:20:10:18: <alise> cheater99: Just pick a big value such that making it much bigger would make password hashing take an unreasonable amount of time. +2010-06-21.txt:21:55:15: <oerjan> Phantom_Hoover: intuitively, 3 and 4 are big enough to let you make complicated stuff but not big enough to let you straighten it out. or something. +2010-06-27.txt:22:11:24: <alise> Only few people in the world know that Korea is divided by a big concrete wall in the Parallel 38 that was built by the United States of America when the Korean War finished.This wall is hundreds of times bigger than the one that existed in Germany and is separating the Korean families, brothers, parents... the nation is divided because the U.S.A. is dominating the southern part and keeps an army of more than 40.000 soldiers to avoid the union of th +2010-06-27.txt:22:11:44: <alise> The unification of Korea, the peace in the peninsula and the meeting of all the families is possible, but the U.S.A. isn't interested on it, and every year with the support of the South Korean Army they display big military maneuvers like the 'Ulji Focus Lens' or 'Team Spirit with the purpose of invading and dominate the North. Only when the american soldiers will leave South Korea and the citizens will recover they sovereignity, a big united Korean na +2010-07-04.txt:18:21:45: <alise> Indeed, it will not have scripting support because it'll be so simple that scripting it would be basically pointless, as there isn't anything to script. If there's an actual "big" (big being almost anything in this context) feature you want to add, you can patch the code easily enough. +2010-07-12.txt:16:17:20: <pikhq> ... The bignums! The bignums! +2010-07-18.txt:22:25:28: <alise> [[And he was right. His motivation was, perhaps, to make bigger Perl conferences, or he likes Perl doing well, or something like that. But in actual fact he was right, so that sort of galvanized the meeting. He said "I don't care what you do, but you gotta do something big." And then he went away. +2010-07-21.txt:21:09:11: <oerjan> not that you'd expect it to. even languages with big ints usually don't have big floats i think, at least by default +2010-07-21.txt:21:10:34: <cpressey> Big rats probably more common than big floats. +2010-08-14.txt:04:09:38: <cpressey> ftp://ftp.mathematik.uni-muenchen.de/pub/forster/aribas/examples/queens.ari <-- OK, so ARIBAS is basically Pascal with bigints. Big whee +2010-08-21.txt:19:53:59: <alise> and a big, big house +2010-09-02.txt:18:46:26: <fizzie> I have the worst bignum implementation ever. but it's single-file! (I got sidetracked on a C programming course "calculate character histogram" home exercise, and wrote one with a bignum lib and multibyte character support.) +2010-09-13.txt:02:36:02: <alise> It's a big dog but it can do pretty much anything I want with a big gob of elisp, so. +2010-09-16.txt:18:08:44: <Phantom_Hoover> "There's a broader point here. Why the big push for black holes by liberals, and big protests against any objection to them? If it turned out empirically that promoting black holes tends to cause people to read the Bible less, would you still push this so much?" — Andrew Schlafly, teacher of children. +2010-09-17.txt:12:47:44: <fizzie> With a Pacific timezone → UTC conversion from pytz's timezone database; the only problem there is the one hour of ambiguous times when clocks are moved back, for those I just let the system guess, unless I actually see in the timestamps a backwards jump; in that case I'll use that to disambiguate. +2010-09-17.txt:19:39:50: <fizzie> hqx: http://zem.fi/~fis/biglog.png -- there, that's a bit bigger. (For any later updated versions, I'll try to get some sort of X scale going.) +2010-09-27.txt:21:24:19: <alise> g++ `wx-config --cxxflags` -O5 -DZLIB -DVERSION=2.1 -Wall -Wno-non-virtual-dtor -fno-strict-aliasing -c -o ObjGTK/bigint.o bigint.cpp +2010-09-28.txt:16:12:20: <cpressey> You just have a big breeder pattern and hope that it lines up fortuitously against your neighbour's big breeder patterns? +2010-10-02.txt:03:20:49: <Sgeo> What a big-ass encyclopedia. What a big ass-encyclopedia. What a big assencyclopædia +2010-10-05.txt:19:27:56: <alise> "Wow -- it's bigger on the inside! You see a big, shiny button. --More--" +2010-10-14.txt:16:35:53: <Slereah> Yeah, I find his broad generalization of bigots to be a bit biggoted +2010-10-15.txt:19:02:27: <elliott> There is big big binary blob, what is? +2010-10-17.txt:00:16:42: <zzo38> Play solitaire card and win a big spider 2.9 times as big as you and then change their name to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! +2010-10-17.txt:00:23:30: <zzo38> But if someone in near here win the big spider 2.9 times as big as me and change their name to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! then if I win something else as big, it can trade with you if the other thing is the things you wanted. +2010-10-17.txt:00:33:45: <zzo38> elliott: If you are as big as me, send a big spider to me and then I will figure out how much money to refund for that. (Please note this is not a refund for the computer program; but it is still a refund for the same amount of money; so why complain?) +2010-10-23.txt:05:46:05: <zzo38> Make a game that you will win a big spider three times as big as you. +2010-10-24.txt:02:46:39: <zzo38> Do you want to win a big spider three times as big as you, or four times as big as you, or five times as big as you? (No cheating and writing "three and a half times" as your answer, please!) +2010-10-24.txt:05:53:58: <zzo38> I don't want a tribble. But I want to win a big spider three times as big as I am! And nobody else bother me when I am working in my room because the other people won't fit, it is already full +2010-10-24.txt:19:40:45: <zzo38> Now I would see if I had win a big spider 2.9 times as big as I am. +2010-10-25.txt:03:36:40: <Gregor> I did one big plus any smalls between it and the next big. +2010-10-25.txt:06:42:46: <elliott> catseye: Do you think Enhanced CWEB should support a big spider three times as big as you? +2010-10-26.txt:07:11:08: <catseye> zzo38: our scientists have pondered that question and have told us about sunspot activity and spiders three times as big as they are, and squirrels four times as big as the spiders (those are some BIG squirrels.) +2010-10-26.txt:07:15:36: <elliott> ... "An opposite theory is that the cargo is itself copies of Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. The setting of the game is not clear, but it is often believed that it is set in a dystopian LOSER future where Big Rigs is outlawed." +2010-10-26.txt:17:51:00: <elliott> cpressey: The manual begins like this: "Your desktop," it says, "is big. Really big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindboggingly big it is. I mean you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space. Listen ..." and so on. +2010-10-29.txt:23:51:58: <catseye> Is the prize a spider three times as big as me? NOTE: The awesome thing about such spider is, no matter how big you are, it is BIGGER +2010-11-02.txt:06:25:16: <elliott> Free market supporters seem to say "well, corporations won't get big enough!" and then when all the instances of unregulated corporations get big enough are presented, they say "well, that market wasn't *totally* free" as if somehow, increasing the freedom of a market makes it more and more terrible until it's totally free, at which point it becomes perfect. +2010-11-02.txt:10:07:20: <evincar> I should write an esolang whose grammar is intentionally ambiguous, and whose parser decides between ambiguous expressions based on how amusing the result will be, rather than some arbitrary notion of "correctness" imposed by an ill-conceived attempt to implement DWIM. +2010-11-04.txt:01:38:06: <elliott> pikhq: [[I have had one of the biggest experiences in the laundering of terrorist money and funny money that anyone has had in the City. I have handled billions of pounds of terrorist money.]] [[My biggest terrorist client was the IRA and I am pleased to say that I managed to write off more than £1 billion of its money.]] [[I hasten to add that it is no good getting the police in, because I shall immediately call the Bank of England as my defence +2010-11-06.txt:20:31:34: <oklopol> i'd like this game where you have an infinite 2d universe and really small planets, and gravity is towards big polygons, polygons merge into bigger polygons automatically to make the physics real-time computable, and you could build spaceships from the materials found on your planet +2010-11-06.txt:20:33:48: <oklopol> bigger the polygon, bigger the grav +2010-11-07.txt:00:37:43: <Sgeo> Anything bigger than the Single Bypass Burger is too big for my jaws +2010-11-08.txt:19:46:58: <elliott> Gregor: x = percentage of rabbits that are bigger than the average-sized cat. y = percentage of cats that are bigger than the average-sized dog. +2010-11-09.txt:01:42:51: <elliott> Vorpal: Great, now they're public domain! Swap ambiguity for ambiguity :) http://cr.yp.to/distributors.html +2010-11-13.txt:19:51:08: <elliott> Vorpal: (Think: big, big radiator.) +2010-11-13.txt:21:42:04: <elliott> zzo38: One thing to take note of is that if you pass alloca() too big a number -- such that the amount of stack used plus the number given is bigger than the maximum size of the stack -- you will get a stack overflow. +2010-11-14.txt:21:15:37: <elliott> It's not that big. Just big for a graphics card. +2010-11-21.txt:01:22:22: <elliott> (also a recursive fibonacci with BIGNUMS (yes, bignums) in the preprocessor) +2010-11-21.txt:03:59:35: <elliott> olsner: " (The ??= token is a trigraph for #. It is used here to visually disambiguate this inclusion from a normal file inclusion because it is definitely not normal. The %: digraph can also provide such disambiguation. Neither is necessary.)" +2010-12-01.txt:20:49:26: <oklofok> in english, bigger and bigger balls are filled with 0 +2010-12-05.txt:12:59:39: <Phantom_Hoover> People on Celebrity Big Brother who are famous for /being on a previous series of Plebian Big Brother/. +2010-12-05.txt:21:14:54: <elliott> Correctness if a plausible scenario exists in which incorrectness would break something. So for files that could be quite big reasonably, yes, use a bigger type. +2010-12-07.txt:20:10:49: <Vorpal> <oerjan> Gregor: heh sadly the swedish translation fails to preserve the ambiguity solely because because of pronoun gender <-- which ambiguity? +2010-12-13.txt:18:29:56: <elliott> ais523: (big number)x(big number)x128 bytes +2010-12-20.txt:21:27:22: <zzo38> No actually you have to win a big spider more bigger than you. You also need to make a copy of the game on VHS tape. +2010-12-21.txt:23:31:44: <zzo38> Sgeo: Yes you shouldn't kill BIG_MONSTER. (You can't, anyways. But even if you could, you shouldn't. You should kill MEDIUM_SIZE_MONSTER though, because they are bad and BIG_MONSTER can help you to beat them.) +2010-12-22.txt:21:24:07: <Vorpal> Gregor, let us suppose the value constant of the universe was big enough. How big would it have to be? +2010-12-28.txt:06:24:39: <j-invariant> In mathematics, we strive to rid our expositions of ambiguity, and we deem the expositions with the least ambiguity as “rigorous.†<-- this doesn't fit with my picture at all +2010-12-30.txt:01:55:20: <elliott> ((terms : types) :: CATEGORY THEORY) :::::::::::: <H1><BOLD><BIG><BIG><BLINK><MARQUEE>METAGORY THEORY</HTML> +2011-01-15.txt:22:51:57: <oklopol> elliott: by a big box of oklopols, surely you mean a big box of big boxes of oklopols? i have like 5 big boxes of big boxes of oklopols in my base +2011-01-19.txt:22:02:32: <oerjan> maybe it could happen briefly in a big crunch or big rip scenario +2011-01-22.txt:20:26:26: <elliott> Vorpal: ambiguity is absolutely fine, I remember you talking about it: the specific case is so rare as to be irrelevant, and combined with other log sources + manual disambiguating it could work fine +2011-01-27.txt:23:59:02: <coppro> courts historically are not a big fan of "<BIG CORPORATION> implements non-negotiable required unreasonable arbitration clause" +2011-02-03.txt:19:21:01: <variable> Vorpal, the big "0" day came and went (when the final big allocations were made and now its up to the regional allocations) +2011-02-04.txt:12:17:52: <fizzie> ais523: Out of curiosity, since the 1cnis page points out multiple times that the reference impl doesn't do bignums: is there a particular reason why "use bignum;" wouldn't be enough to make it so? +2011-02-06.txt:09:41:09: <Ilari> I think APNIC is the one most vulernable to panic, but the others in big three are by no means invulernable. Looks like the other two won't get very much, at least until big three deplete. +2011-02-07.txt:21:20:39: <ais523> "use bignum;" isn't enough, I have to work out exactly where to use bignits +2011-02-13.txt:19:33:50: <elliott> quintopia: no, we have a big hill because gregor made it big +2011-02-14.txt:16:42:50: <ais523_> if you had bignums, you could do that, although Calculon doesn't have a swap-top-two-stack-elements instruction, nor an obvious way to do modulo, so it'd be interesting to figure out what the computational class of bignum Calculon would be (and likewise, if it's restricted to integers) +2011-02-14.txt:22:16:49: <elliott> Because eventually the division stack will get bigger and bigger. :p +2011-02-17.txt:18:35:17: <tswett> So then a can just be big enough to hold b, and b big enough to hold c, and so on, and you've got yourself a Minsky register machine. +2011-02-21.txt:02:55:44: <elliott> Sgeo: She was the UK's big, big taste of the far-right-wing. +2011-03-04.txt:00:47:24: <oerjan> it's not ambiguous, it's hideously ambiguous. +2011-03-08.txt:21:58:36: <elliott> It's a big, big program that does nothing at all for you. +2011-04-05.txt:19:35:15: <MYPEN_ISBIG> oh it's pretty fucking big +2011-04-06.txt:16:50:18: <Zwaarddijk> can there exist decision problems that are equally difficult (for any of big-oh, big omega or big theta) yet not reducible to each other? +2011-04-06.txt:17:15:25: <oerjan> <Zwaarddijk> can there exist decision problems that are equally difficult (for any of big-oh, big omega or big theta) yet not reducible to each other? +2011-04-10.txt:08:25:37: <cheater-> you do one big select for when the future day is a holiday, and one big select for when it's not +2011-04-10.txt:08:56:10: <cheater99> <cheater-> you do one big select for when the future day is a holiday, and one big select for when it's not +2011-04-11.txt:19:20:21: <elliott> i suppose i can imagine a universe where bignum+bignum arithmetic is more common than bignum+fixnum or fixnum+fixnum, but it's sure as hell not this one +2011-04-12.txt:23:29:21: <elliott> gmp appears to offer a guarantee that any bignum's log_2 will fit into an unsigned long, and you can preallocate a bignum with space for N bits +2011-04-14.txt:00:27:11: <elliott> Gregor: Hay wanna fix fytheBignumMod in bignum.c? 8D +2011-04-17.txt:01:34:27: <news-ham> Big Society 'toothless' - Nichols: The leader of the Roman Catholic Church in England and Wales describes David Cameron's Big Society initiative as "toothless". http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/uk-politics-13107287 +2011-04-20.txt:15:40:19: <elliott> EL CAMINO BIGNUM: El Camino Real, a street through the San Francisco peninsula that originally extended (and still appears in places) all the way to Mexico City. It was termed "El Camino Double Precision" when someone noted it was a very long street, and then "El Camino Bignum" when it was pointed out that it was hundreds of miles long. +2011-04-23.txt:19:07:56: <elliott> Yes, because you don't have to worry about bignum promotion, operations with one operand fixnum and the other bignum, the five hundred kinds of division it provides... +2011-04-23.txt:19:29:20: <Vorpal> elliott, you mean that you have to handle bignum/bignum bignum/fixnum fixnum/bignum and fixnum/fixnum? +2011-04-30.txt:13:38:07: <crystal-cola> on a bigger and bigger string +2011-05-03.txt:23:51:56: <elliott> Just want to give a big thanks to all contributers and to all those who have worked on Deadfish in any way possible. I didn't think Deadfish would make it even this far! Great job! I must move on now to bigger projects though... Use the esolang wiki as your up-to-date resource on Deadfish since it's doing a better job then my archive and plus it's better this way! :-) - JTS +2011-05-13.txt:20:54:25: <elliott> else plusInteger (toBig i1) (toBig i2) +2011-05-17.txt:00:08:16: <oerjan> that reminds me that there was some big confusion once when google started returning a different result when you searched for the name of some big site (or possibly it was "<name of big site> login") +2011-05-22.txt:21:02:23: <elliott> Timwi: Well it's hard to clarify things when there's true ambiguity, because that ambiguity is in the spec itself. +2011-05-22.txt:21:02:46: <elliott> If we had a Funge-98 article, it would have to be extremely ambiguous by necessity (although Mycology acts as a sort of de facto disambiguator) +2011-06-07.txt:06:35:47: <Patashu> iirc the biginteger class has a big ass list of add(biginteger a, big integer b) type methods +2011-06-14.txt:08:31:43: <olsner> "I want a bigger rabbit so I can compare it to this rabbit and say it's bigger!" +2011-07-08.txt:04:19:54: <monqy> the most recent dream I remember was one where everything was dark and I had to go to a restaurant and there was just a big dark room with a big table with a shark on it +2011-07-08.txt:15:25:41: <Deewiant> Because downcasting big endian integers isn't a no-op, you're less likely to cast with big endian, and because blindly casting is generally bad, this is a good thing, thus big endian encourages good practices, thus it is good +2011-07-14.txt:06:04:37: <coppro> elliott: my approach to multiple instances would be to basically allow the type system to implicitly create a complex type where multiple instances exist, and then disambiguate it later. Operations on the typeclass would be lazy and thus not performed until at least the disambiguation occurs. There's some deep type system magic that it would entail though. +2011-07-18.txt:06:18:54: <ais523> wow, on NetHackWiki, I just found a disambiguation page with two disambiguation headers +2011-07-18.txt:06:19:02: <ais523> as in, it had to disambiguate what was being disambiguated +2011-08-01.txt:15:24:09: <itidus20> oh pennymatching? i gave up on this idea but i'll spell it out.. A guy with a big slow sword vs a guy with a small fast sword. They choose to attack high or low. If they attack at the same height the big sword smashes the small sword. If they attack different heights the small sword makes contact first decisively. +2011-08-05.txt:21:29:44: <elliott> your disambiguation needs disambiguation :D +2011-08-09.txt:17:04:23: <itidus20> people use big words around me.. i go on wiki.. find a few new big words.. im just an agent of these words +2011-08-09.txt:22:22:18: <monqy> how big is big +2011-08-13.txt:19:25:27: <nooga> it is both ambiguous and unambiguous +2011-08-15.txt:01:22:33: <zzo38> Yes it does still mention them. It was probably intended to use ( ) to make not ambiguous, but it doesn't actually help make anything not ambiguous or help anything else either. What does help is what I mentioned, which is using "with" to separate two arguments. +2011-08-15.txt:03:50:59: <Sgeo> Big, big deep breath. Deep down inside you there is a submarine. It has a tongue. Exhale." +2011-08-19.txt:23:42:17: <pikhq> Which is generally ambiguous, and only happens to be *slightly* less ambiguous in English than usual. +2011-08-21.txt:03:12:11: <Gregor> one thread { while (select()) { BIG LOCK { everything } } } another thread { while (SDL_Bullshot()) { BIG LOCK { everything } } } +2011-08-26.txt:05:16:45: <CakeProphet> "HI IM A BIG DUDE FOR BIG PEOPLE" -- elliott hird +2011-08-26.txt:23:02:43: <Deewiant> elliott: Replace bigfile with the path to your big file +2011-08-30.txt:23:02:42: <elliott> slicehost added bigger and bigger plans rather than making their cheap ones better +2011-09-03.txt:07:14:34: <zzo38> If it is still the wrong function then it should be error. Or, if the name "a" is ambiguous and you type "b = a" without a type signature, then that is also ambiguous and is error. +2011-09-03.txt:07:17:37: <zzo38> I mean, for example, if "a" is ambiguous because one module it is Int, one module it is String, then you have "b = a; c :: Int; c = a; d :: Int; d = a;" and you have no other module with "a" then definition of "b" is error but "c" and "d" should not be ambiguous because there is only one possible match. +2011-09-21.txt:18:42:30: <elliott_> s/ambiguous/unambiguous/ +2011-09-21.txt:20:21:30: <elliott> Fuck You Industries: "It's so big. So big. You don't even know. So big." +2011-09-24.txt:02:02:25: <monqy> oh I meant bigger than 4 when i said big. 4 is pretty big if you actually want things to be good. +2011-09-29.txt:21:03:47: <elliott__> heap can hold big big big. +2011-09-30.txt:17:18:42: <CakeProphet> elliott__: https://plus.google.com/117832052760789742441/about _HI IM A BIG DUDE FOR BIG PEOPLE_ +2011-10-05.txt:21:53:35: <elliott> ais523: heh, maybe you can disambiguate by specifying desired big-O complexities with the signatures +2011-10-08.txt:16:17:23: <elliott> ais523: I think I might have to bring in the big guns for this one (there is only one big gun, it is called unsafeCoerce) +2011-10-10.txt:04:20:15: <monqy> there are a few types of not finishing but yeah the biggest thing i've ever finished outside of a school related thing (university; i unwisely chose computer science as my major) wasn't very big :'( +2011-10-10.txt:20:42:18: <Gregor> Anyway, the bigger problem with printf("%d", sizeof(foo)) is that it can fail even on sensible, legitimate systems. Particularly big-endian 64-bit ones. +2011-10-10.txt:22:17:12: <elliott> "The grammar is ambiguous regarding the extent of lambda abstractions, let expressions, and conditionals. The ambiguity is resolved by the meta-rule that each of these constructs extends as far to the right as possible." +2011-10-16.txt:00:14:57: <pikhq> Big, big thing is do not ever include external libraries. +2011-10-18.txt:13:27:31: <fizzie> It's not big in absolute sense, but it's bigger than you'd expect a random wooden church in the middle of nowhere to be. +2011-10-18.txt:20:12:05: <citiral> How big is big? +2011-10-19.txt:18:23:02: <elliott> bignum / BigFloat +2011-10-26.txt:00:49:10: <evincar> It's not hideously ambiguous...it just has one particularly hideous ambiguity. +2011-11-18.txt:13:54:18: <Gregor> The only big problem with dc is bignum :P +2011-11-19.txt:22:42:27: <CakeProphet> big dude for big people. +2011-11-20.txt:00:43:53: <oerjan> elliott: you should have a pool big enough to swim in, but not big enough to get lost +2011-11-22.txt:04:44:38: * kallisti googled for: big dudes for big people +2011-11-25.txt:00:28:15: <elliott> oerjan: well bigger yes, but /relatively/ bigger? +2011-11-25.txt:00:30:29: <elliott> oerjan: bigness islike this: 1 is small, 2^80 is small, g_1 is miedum-ish, g_64 is pretty big +2011-12-02.txt:10:21:46: <oklopol> it means that in every column, the density of some symbol 0 always gets bigger and bigger +2011-12-02.txt:23:08:01: <myndzi> Observe that when a positive leap second occurs (i.e., when a leap second is inserted) the Unix time numbers repeat themselves. The Unix time number 915 148 800.50 is ambiguous: it can refer either to the instant in the middle of the leap second, or to the instant one second later, half a second after midnight UTC. In the theoretical case when a negative leap second occurs (i.e., when a leap second is deleted) no ambiguity is caused, b +2011-12-06.txt:19:44:27: <oklopol> not really. make it converge to 0 and keep making the sum bigger and bigger. +2011-12-08.txt:06:02:14: <oklopol> copumpkin: yeah my castle is ridiculously big, i could probably fit like a hundred people in here, and i have a big lamp, so if i took that off, at least 2 more +2011-12-09.txt:13:22:13: <elliott> Hexham: big city for big people. +2011-12-13.txt:12:09:54: <elliott> readFile is clever; it just asks the OS how big the file is, then does one big B.hGet of that size +2011-12-14.txt:19:06:33: -!- BigIndian is now known as xxBigIndianxx. +2011-12-19.txt:01:23:39: <elliott> shachaf: "{loader.c} very big very big" +2011-12-19.txt:01:23:59: <shachaf> elliott: At least we all know how to compare "big" to "very big"! +2011-12-19.txt:01:24:14: <shachaf> > "very big" > "big" +2011-12-27.txt:21:24:17: <colloinkgravisom> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Number_Change ;; the big places got their prefixes all en-flattened. +[too many lines; stopping]
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Millions rejoice! +2003-07-11.txt:03:26:49: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://cyberspace.org/~lament/abuse.html +2003-07-31.txt:00:26:36: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.stephensykes.com/choon/choon.html +2003-08-05.txt:20:55:02: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://cyberspace.org/~lament/thue.html - Instructions on the bottom of the can +2003-08-11.txt:19:25:47: -!- sterling.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://cyberspace.org/~lament/thue.html - Instructions on the bottom of the can +2003-09-04.txt:00:37:31: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: SKI combinators in Maple! Woo! "s:=a->b->c->a(c)(b(c)); k:=x->y->x; i:=x->x;" +2003-09-08.txt:13:18:44: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Esoteric irish camel! || SKI combinators in Maple! Woo! "s:=a->b->c->a(c)(b(c)); k:=x->y->x; i:=x->x;" +2003-09-27.txt:05:45:00: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Bureflux! +2003-10-21.txt:00:46:32: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Happy Aftermath! +2003-10-22.txt:03:20:32: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to #esoteric. For every new user you bring in you will get $10,- worth of coupons! +2003-10-22.txt:03:40:16: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Please don't forget to add your new language at http://dmoz.org/Computers/Programming/Languages/Obfuscated/ (or any other related category) +2003-10-24.txt:01:03:56: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Destroy, Erase, Improve. +2003-10-25.txt:00:33:15: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Happy Maladay! +2003-10-27.txt:00:57:05: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.icehouse.net/nungester/HP16C_e{1,2}.jpg -- and don't forget to celebrate maladay. +2003-11-06.txt:03:23:17: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.icehouse.net/nungester/HP16C_e{1,2}.jpg || http://www.kisa.ca/oou.html - not a programming language, but certainly an esoteric one +2003-11-24.txt:09:41:53: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Non-self-referential statements are false. +2003-12-08.txt:21:23:02: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Afflux! +2003-12-17.txt:07:12:31: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Yuletide! It's never too early! +2003-12-24.txt:09:24:37: -!- calamari_ changed the topic of #esoteric to: Why is there an 'L' in Noel? +2003-12-24.txt:11:44:11: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: Why is there an 'L' in Noel? | Because "Noël" is prettier than "Noë"? +2003-12-24.txt:11:47:31: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: Why is there an 'L' in Noel? || Because "Noël" is prettier than an "L"? Errr... +2004-01-06.txt:01:18:37: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Why is there an 'L' in Noel? || Because "Noël" is prettier than an "L"? Errr... || Celebrate Mungday! +2004-02-11.txt:21:14:08: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the esoteric programming channel! Logs of previous discussion are available at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2004-02-11.txt:21:16:46: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Mungday! +2004-02-20.txt:01:00:07: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Chaoflux! +2004-02-21.txt:14:35:46: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: We discordians must stick apart. +2004-02-22.txt:07:38:05: -!- Eris changed the topic of #esoteric to: Discordianism is off-topic in this channel. Anybody discussing it will be banned. +2004-03-11.txt:00:56:09: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.geocities.com/sacredmonkey00/ijupuna/index.html +2004-03-11.txt:00:56:41: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.geocities.com/sacredmonkey00/ijupuna/index.html (anybody wanna write an interpreter?) +2004-03-19.txt:22:25:24: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Mojoday! +2004-04-01.txt:01:20:09: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2002/8/30/175531/763 <--- Obfuscated J-ish interpreter... Or is it? :) +2004-04-16.txt:20:07:11: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Esolang is alive! +2004-04-23.txt:07:29:23: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Esolang is alive! UNLIKE THIS CHANNEL +2004-04-27.txt:19:34:13: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcoome to the Pit. +2004-04-27.txt:19:34:16: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit. +2004-04-28.txt:02:21:26: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit. Edwinb is the mushroom guy. +2004-04-28.txt:02:45:56: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit. Edwinb is the mushroom guy. Strange attraction to strange attractors: http://www.doxpara.com/pics/index.php?album=phentropy/ . +2004-04-28.txt:03:01:22: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit. Edwinb is the mushroom guy. Strange attraction to strange attractors: http://www.doxpara.com/pics/index.php?album=phentropy/ . Compilers to the right, hallucinogenics to the left. +2004-04-29.txt:20:03:20: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit, talk to edwinb to get some free mushroom samples. -- http://www.doxpara.com/pics/index.php?album=phentropy/ -- http://www.electricsheep.org/ +2004-04-29.txt:20:04:05: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit, talk to edwinb to get some free mushroom samples. -- http://electricsheep.org/ +2004-05-01.txt:02:17:05: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ please provide feedback. the wiki will be ready Really Soon Now. +2004-05-01.txt:08:36:07: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ please provide feedback. the wiki will be ready Really Soon Now. -- language of the week: http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/ook.html write something in/for ook. +2004-05-07.txt:05:36:40: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ please provide feedback. the wiki will be ready Really Soon Now. -- language of the week: http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/ook.html write something in/for ook. || http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm +2004-05-18.txt:22:13:04: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ (we need feedback). http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm +2004-05-18.txt:22:17:06: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ (we need feedback). http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm || Catseye isn't dead! +2004-05-18.txt:22:18:58: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ (we need feedback). http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm || Catseye isn't dead! http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ +2004-05-24.txt:15:00:15: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ -- http://fasd.ethz.ch/qsf/ +2004-06-16.txt:22:43:04: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ -- http://fasd.ethz.ch/qsf/ || http://www.randelshofer.ch/fhw/gri/holzi.html +2004-07-07.txt:15:18:37: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ -- http://fasd.ethz.ch/qsf/ || http://www.randelshofer.ch/fhw/gri/holzi.html +2004-07-28.txt:06:45:35: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html +2004-08-25.txt:23:33:38: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html +2004-08-26.txt:17:44:46: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html -- http://s48.org/ (Scheme48 v1.1) +2004-10-24.txt:01:23:59: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html -- http://s48.org/ (Scheme48 v1.1) +2004-12-11.txt:22:08:26: -!- mtve changed the topic of #esoteric to: please change the topic +2004-12-11.txt:22:25:44: -!- ZeroOne changed the topic of #esoteric to: OK, here is a new topic: http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/foot.htm +2004-12-24.txt:06:57:28: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.thesard.org/~foo/supercoder.jpg +2005-03-17.txt:19:51:13: -!- calamari changed the topic of #esoteric to: Logical Brain**** Competition, http://sourceforge.net/forum/forum.php?thread_id=1244436&forum_id=201037 +2005-04-05.txt:09:47:13: -!- Keymaker changed the topic of #esoteric to: Logical Brainfuck Competition; http://sourceforge.net/forum/forum.php?thread_id=1249789&forum_id=201037 +2005-04-05.txt:09:47:32: <Keymaker> i changed the topic to point to the topic with the confirmed rules +2005-04-15.txt:22:55:36: -!- Keymaker changed the topic of #esoteric to: Return your LBFC MD5(s) at http://sourceforge.net/forum/forum.php?thread_id=1267769&forum_id=201037 +2005-04-19.txt:16:31:09: -!- Keymaker changed the topic of #esoteric to: Laurent won again; http://sourceforge.net/forum/forum.php?thread_id=1269322&forum_id=201037 +2005-05-04.txt:21:46:31: -!- Keymaker changed the topic of #esoteric to: Somebody make a cooler topic! +2005-05-04.txt:21:51:47: -!- GregorR-L changed the topic of #esoteric to: Time to fight with BF! Learn FYB (http://www.befunge.org/fyb/) and challenge Gregor's logicex-1.fyb! +2005-05-14.txt:13:11:03: -!- Keymaker changed the topic of #esoteric to: A new brainfuck site http://www.bf-hacks.org/ is opened! +2005-05-14.txt:13:28:59: -!- Keymaker changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! +2005-05-22.txt:21:19:51: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ +2005-05-24.txt:13:33:21: -!- pgimeno changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang Preservation project info: http://tinyurl.com/d3fk5 +2005-05-28.txt:02:57:01: -!- graue changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang Preservation project info: http://tinyurl.com/d3fk5 ~ Esolang wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/Main_Page +2005-06-02.txt:20:35:54: -!- puzzlet changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang Preservation project info: http://tinyurl.com/d3fk5 ~ Esolang wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page +2005-06-02.txt:20:46:32: -!- pgimeno changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page +2005-06-02.txt:20:47:27: -!- graue changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ +2005-06-14.txt:01:09:56: -!- iamnothere changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ Please pray for my package to arrive safely in La Puente CA. thnx much! +2005-06-18.txt:02:52:42: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ Please pray for my package to arrive safely in Mumbai, India. thnx much! +2005-06-24.txt:00:26:36: -!- harkeyahh changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ Thank you for your prayers my children. The package arrived safely into the arms of a 10,000 pound elephant. +2005-08-11.txt:19:20:26: -!- int-e changed the topic of #esoteric to: Uhm, where are these archives again? +2005-08-11.txt:19:21:11: -!- int-e changed the topic of #esoteric to: archives of previous discussions can be found at http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2005-08-11.txt:19:26:18: -!- int-e changed the topic of #esoteric to: archives of previous discussions can be found at http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ and also at http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2005-10-11.txt:03:09:26: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - #esoteric is not associated with the joke language Perl, please visit www.perl.org - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2005-10-11.txt:03:09:35: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - #esoteric is not associated with the joke language Perl, please visit www.perl.org - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2005-10-19.txt:23:27:10: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric || Welcome esobot, a False interpreter, prefix commands with a '!' +2005-10-19.txt:23:28:31: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric || Welcome falsebot, a False interpreter, prefix commands with a '!' +2005-10-19.txt:23:30:40: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for estoeric language design and deployment - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot is a False interpreter, prefix commands with a '!' +2005-10-19.txt:23:31:07: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot is a False interpreter, prefix commands with a '!' +2005-10-20.txt:20:34:00: -!- GregorR-L changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot is a False interpreter, prefix commands with a '!' +2005-10-21.txt:08:27:55: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot: !<false>, GlassBot: G!<Glass> +2005-10-22.txt:05:13:52: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot: !<false>, GlassBot: G!<Glass>, BFBot: BF!<BF> +2005-10-22.txt:21:55:51: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot: F!<false>, GlassBot: G!<Glass>, BFBot: BF!<BF> +2005-10-22.txt:21:58:33: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot: F!<false>, GlassBot: G!<Glass>, BFBot: BF!<BF>, EsoBot: E!help +2005-10-25.txt:05:34:33: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot: F!<false>, EsoBot: E!help, EgoBot: !help +2005-10-28.txt:22:13:25: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot: F!<false>, EgoBot: !help +2005-11-01.txt:03:26:54: -!- graue changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, +2005-11-01.txt:03:27:27: -!- graue changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot: F!<false>, EgoBot: !help - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang +2005-11-01.txt:03:31:59: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - falsebot: F!<false>, EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ -logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2005-11-01.txt:03:32:11: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - falsebot: F!<false>, EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2005-11-01.txt:07:30:07: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - blog: http://esoteric.blogssuck.com/ - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - mailing list: http://www.deadmailinglists.com/e/es/eso/esot/esoteric_programming - falsebot: F!<false>, EgoBot: !help - don't !list in here, and no pr0n except for ASCII art (which is actually encouraged) - wiki: http://esolangs.org/w +2005-11-01.txt:07:31:46: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - falsebot: F!<false>, EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2006-01-06.txt:05:08:48: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: #fuck, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - falsebot: F!<false>, EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2006-01-06.txt:05:10:44: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: #fuck, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2006-01-06.txt:05:54:11: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2006-02-05.txt:00:24:41: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric || The channel is moving to ####esoteric. Thanks +2006-02-05.txt:00:25:07: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2006-02-05.txt:00:25:18: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric || To abide with the freenode policy, the channel is moving to ################esoteric +2006-02-05.txt:00:25:23: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2006-02-05.txt:08:44:33: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck +2006-05-30.txt:00:07:40: -!- SimonRC changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - wikis: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/ http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck +2006-05-30.txt:00:10:07: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck +2006-07-25.txt:09:29:12: -!- Keymaker changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest +2006-08-25.txt:21:52:45: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: #hadamard, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest +2006-08-26.txt:01:05:26: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: #religion, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest +2006-08-26.txt:19:11:12: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: ##quantum, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest +2006-08-26.txt:20:21:18: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest +2006-08-26.txt:20:21:34: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest +2006-09-16.txt:23:01:12: -!- CakeProphet changed the topic of #esoteric to: //~|RIP Lilo|~\ #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki +2006-10-05.txt:18:59:41: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006 +2006-10-05.txt:19:54:50: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest +2006-10-21.txt:21:33:22: -!- jix changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest - http://esolangs.org/wiki/Adjudicate +2006-10-21.txt:21:34:33: -!- jix changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - http://esolangs.org/wiki/Adjudicated_Blind_Collaborative_Design_Esolang_Factory +2006-10-24.txt:00:11:05: -!- Sgeo changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - http://esolangs.org/wiki/Adjudicated_Blind_Collaborative_Design_Esolang_Factory | http://www.ha +2006-10-29.txt:14:48:50: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - http://esolangs.org/wiki/Adjudicated_Blind_Collaborative_Design_Esolang_Factory +2006-11-26.txt:07:44:16: -!- encoded changed the topic of #esoteric to: Read the principia discordia! +2006-11-26.txt:07:45:39: -!- bsmntbombdood changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - http://esolangs.org/wiki/Adjudicated_Blind_Collaborative_Design_Esolang_Factory +2006-12-22.txt:18:31:37: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - NO IRP ALLOWED +2006-12-28.txt:19:07:24: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - NO IRP ALLOWED - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ +2007-01-08.txt:21:16:48: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - IRP ALLOWED - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ +2007-01-17.txt:12:02:11: -!- ais523 changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help (currently down) - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - IRP ALLOWED - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ +2007-01-31.txt:03:25:45: -!- SevenInchBread changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help (currently down) - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ +2007-02-28.txt:13:07:18: -!- ais523 changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ +2007-05-02.txt:01:14:58: -!- pikhq changed the topic of #esoteric to: - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - +2007-05-02.txt:01:15:32: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ +2007-05-02.txt:01:15:38: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ +2007-05-02.txt:01:16:10: -!- pikhq changed the topic of #esoteric to: - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or ttp://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | 09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0 +2007-05-02.txt:01:59:54: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or ttp://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | 09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0 +2007-05-02.txt:02:01:45: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | 09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0 +2007-05-02.txt:02:04:50: <GregorR> * pikhq has changed the topic to: - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or ttp://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | 09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0 +2007-05-16.txt:17:18:09: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | http://www.wolframscience.com/prizes/tm23/ +2007-05-29.txt:23:30:00: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | http://www.wolframscience.com/prizes/tm23/ | LOLCATS +2007-05-29.txt:23:30:52: -!- ehird` changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | http://www.wolframscience.com/prizes/tm23/ | LOLCODE is not an esolang +2007-05-29.txt:23:31:22: -!- ehird` changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | http://www.wolframscience.com/prizes/tm23/ | LOLCODE is not an esolang or any other form of language that mat +2007-05-29.txt:23:33:59: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | http://www.wolframscience.com/prizes/tm23/ +2007-06-16.txt:15:31:07: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ - Here be cannibals +2007-06-18.txt:16:12:52: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ - Aquà sé canibales +2007-06-18.txt:16:13:06: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ - Here be cannibals +2007-06-18.txt:16:15:09: <oerjan> ihope: you, bsmntbombdood and I got into a weird conversation, so i changed the topic appropriately +2007-06-19.txt:21:41:20: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ - Here be cannibals. (Eat bsmntbombdood first.) +2007-06-25.txt:07:49:03: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://www.ircbrowse.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ - Here be cannibals. (Eat bsmntbombdood first.) +2007-06-25.txt:21:42:10: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://www.ircbrowse.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ - Here be cannibals. (bsmntbombdood has been eaten.) +2007-06-27.txt:20:37:37: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: The core site for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://www.ircbrowse.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ - Here be cannibals. 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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.22312 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +Usage: cat [OPTION]... [FILE]... +Concatenate FILE(s), or standard input, to standard output. + + -A, --show-all equivalent to -vET + -b, --number-nonblank number nonempty output lines + -e equivalent to -vE + -E, --show-ends display $ at end of each line + -n, --number number all output lines + -s, --squeeze-blank suppress repeated empty output lines + -t equivalent to -vT + -T, --show-tabs display TAB characters as ^I + -u (ignored) + -v, --show-nonprinting use ^ and M- notation, except for LFD and TAB + --help display this help and exit + --version output version information and exit + +With no FILE, or when FILE is -, read standard input. + +Examples: + cat f - g Output f's contents, then standard input, then g's contents. + cat Copy standard input to standard output. + +Report cat bugs to bug-coreutils@gnu.org +GNU coreutils home page: <http://www.gnu.org/software/coreutils/> +General help using GNU software: <http://www.gnu.org/gethelp/> +Report cat translation bugs to <http://translationproject.org/team/> +For complete documentation, run: info coreutils 'cat invocation'
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.22337 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +add Sgeo hi +augur took no cakes. +C is the language of��V�>WIד�.��Segmentation fault +elliott wrote this learn DB, and wrote or improved many of the other commands in this bot. He probably has done other things? +Everyone in here is mad. +Finland is a European country. There are two people in Finland, and at least five of them are in this channel. Corun drives the bus. +friendship wisdom +Gregor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible. +HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you imagine it's running as root with no sandboxing. +Haskell is preferred by 9 out of 10 esoteric programmers. Ask your GP today! http://learnyouahaskell.com/ +ievan is basically http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI +INTERCAL has excellent features for modular program for the enterprise market. +itidus20 is horny 60 year olds having cybersex in minecraft +Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors. +Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors. +monqy dead :( +oerjan is just zis guy, you know? +oklopol "so i hear these blogs are getting popular, people like writing about their lives and shit. on this thing called the internet which is like a neural network only really stupid." +qdb is used like: `quote regexp; `quote id; `addquote ...; `delquote id; `pastequotes regexp; `pastenquotes [n]; see also qdbformat +qdbformat is: <nick> message; * nick action; two spaces between messages; all elisions marked with [...] other than irrelevant intervening messages; for messages separated by elision, one space on each side, not two +Sgeo invented Metaplace sex. +shachaf mad +u monad? +Vorpal is really boring. Seriously, you have no idea. +Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page +The wiki is at http://esolangs.org/wiki
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.22620 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:41: <elliott_> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.2264 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +496) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +502) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +503) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +510) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +511) <fizzie> Taneb: See, it's Obama's fault the guy's apartment is now worth less than their mortgage and something something something that translates to not being able to look for a proper fix. <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +512) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +515) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +521) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +523) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +527) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +542) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +543) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +550) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +552) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +553) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +560) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +561) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +592) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +597) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +654) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +659) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +663) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.22681 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +2010-01-10.txt:20:00:44: * ehird takes a deep breath, installs Flash. +2010-10-26.txt:00:50:14: * catseye takes deep breath and holds nose +2011-07-25.txt:05:52:10: <Sgeo_> I exhale, put my head underwater, and take a few deep breaths +2011-08-11.txt:19:19:53: <CakeProphet> take a few deep breaths. +2011-08-15.txt:03:50:59: <Sgeo> Big, big deep breath. Deep down inside you there is a submarine. It has a tongue. Exhale." +2012-01-07.txt:10:19:23: <shachaf> `pastelog deep breath
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.22839 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +705,708d704 +< <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +< <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +< <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +< <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.2287 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2004-06-04.txt:16:32:44: <fizzie> another version I've heard was 'Eight Megs And Continuously Swapping', but these days 8M of memory is ~nothing. +2005-05-12.txt:06:38:47: <Keymaker> i'm typing with one hand and continuously making stupid mistakes +2005-06-30.txt:22:50:11: <calamari> zaphod: the problem with planetlab is that it is continuously overloaded.. but yeah, it's cool in certain ways. I think it's neat how you can appear to have root on a machine when you really dont +2005-08-16.txt:22:28:31: <Gs30ng> but now the system resets itself continuously +2005-09-07.txt:21:20:57: <jix> ah continuous wavelet transform seems to be the thing needed for this... +2006-01-24.txt:20:04:31: <fizzie> It's either unaccelerated (with a fixed multiplier), or has this "if the mouse moves over N pixels quickly, use another speed multiplier" setting, but it's not a continuous function. +2006-08-15.txt:04:06:47: <Razor-X> 500 words later I can read 8 pages of Japanese continuously. +2006-11-03.txt:03:24:20: <CakeProphet> ! < #continuously append all values in the mouse to all stacks/queues adjacent to the asterick +2007-01-10.txt:19:24:25: <oerjan> Although if the code = bits and so is self-modifying, the decoding may have to be done continuously. +2007-01-13.txt:22:14:07: <oerjan> My timing suggestion was to find out how quickly you can spam continuously :) +2007-02-16.txt:04:21:55: <ihope> And if you have a "continuous" set like that, it defines an ordinal number. +2007-02-20.txt:23:40:27: <SevenInchBread> well... that adds up when you insert values onto strings continuously. +2007-03-18.txt:23:16:38: <oerjan> if the function x is stepwise continuous you can use numerical methods +2007-03-21.txt:02:42:05: <oerjan> with reals and continuous functions you can show you cannot get more than one variable for sure, unless the function is at an extreme value +2007-04-28.txt:20:51:43: <pikhq> All that you can tell with average velocity is that, at one point, the instantaneous velocity equals the average velocity. . . (assuming a continuous function) +2007-05-04.txt:01:45:08: <pikhq> There's an infinite number of *points* of time. . . But measuring anything continuous is done not by a measurement of number of points. +2007-05-18.txt:04:50:02: <oerjan> you mean continuous? +2007-05-18.txt:04:50:27: <GregorR> e.g. IS continuous. +2007-05-29.txt:13:33:47: <bsmntbombdood> "Between the 120 ~ 150 hours mark vivid hallucinations, similar, but more lucid than those of a psilocybin experience tend to begin, and by the seventh day (160+ hours) the participants are reported to be both awake and lucidly dreaming continuously." +2007-06-17.txt:02:24:10: <ihope> oerjan: what if it's a continuous list? +2007-07-07.txt:19:09:46: <ihope> If there's a continuous bijection between RxR and RxR that maps S onto T, then S and T are equivalent. +2007-07-07.txt:21:47:35: <oklopol> innumerable brainfuck: a function and a range a...b is specified, then for every result of that function in that range is given it's own thread (infinite threads that is), so that every thread has a real number representing an infinite number of brainfuck instructions to execute (base 8 presentation); should a thread be given a faulty bf program it dies; the memory is shared, and it's continuous, > will move one derivative and has to be executed infinit +2007-07-07.txt:21:48:06: <oklopol> actually, if you lose that continuous memory, that can be written an interpreter +2007-07-09.txt:21:42:10: <edwardk> you basically view all functions as continuous functions in a pointed CPO. totally unrelated to the pointfree/pointless debate =) +2007-07-15.txt:00:12:58: <ehird`> anyway, a memory cell basically just continuously emits bits in the format accepted by gates, etc. +2007-07-26.txt:08:05:46: <Sukoshi`> Yay. Continuous spamming \o/ +2007-07-31.txt:18:58:22: <RodgerTheGreat> well, they're doing well with their Xbox arm, even though that segment of the company has operated at a continuous loss as long as it's been in existence. It's an example of Microsoft realizing there's something much more valuable than money- mindshare. +2007-08-19.txt:00:53:07: <mudge> as long as it is not your main programming language you know really well and have been programming in continuously for years, it's OKAY +2007-10-21.txt:22:34:52: <ehird`> i wonder if poppavic still goes there, he had a really good continuous stream of nonsense generator installed in his brain +2007-10-24.txt:00:10:58: <ehird1> oklopol: fibonnaci numbers in decimal, one per line, continuously until halted +2007-11-17.txt:03:13:24: <Slereah> I'm not even sure what "inverse probability" means in the context, since some probabilities are continuous. +2007-11-21.txt:18:45:35: <oerjan> ehird`: i guess it's a continuous scale from completely closed network to complete anarchy +2007-11-22.txt:16:57:45: <oklopol> the problem is it doesn't suffice if the function is continuous, the human ear will notice a sudden change in derivative +2007-11-25.txt:07:06:06: <oerjan> with certain restrictions this gives you a continuous invertible function from the Cantor set to itself, such that the iterated orbit of every infinite path is a dense subset of the Cantor set +2007-11-30.txt:06:17:22: <oklopol> anything that only cares about continuous sequences can be no +2007-11-30.txt:06:49:51: <oklopol> i mean, the number of continuous segments in a list +2007-11-30.txt:19:55:18: <oklopol> if you have a continuous world, definItely +2007-11-30.txt:19:56:19: <ihope> Keep velocity continuous-ish, but make position discrete, and then have a random chance of moving based on velocity? +2007-11-30.txt:19:56:25: <oklopol> well, as WOLFRAM, MY IDOL demonstrated in A New Kind of Science, discrete worlds with may particles can produce continuous-like behaviour +2007-11-30.txt:19:57:53: <ihope> Maybe you could just describe how this discrete-continuous stuff would work? +2007-12-02.txt:03:12:32: <bsmntbombdood> continuous in [0, \infty] +2007-12-02.txt:03:12:40: <oerjan> oh, continuous +2007-12-02.txt:16:13:24: <oerjan> i do recall looking at some work on continuous populations +2007-12-06.txt:20:20:15: <oklopol> if there's just a continuous explosion, i don't really see a possibility for computation +2007-12-12.txt:07:12:51: <oklopol> errrer i have some weird pronoun use there, anyhow, my point is, even if the universe was fully continuous or something and you could actually have an infinite memory, time travel would provide an oracle (as the name might suggest...), the problem is, there is no paradox here, no system is predicting it's own behavior. +2007-12-13.txt:14:43:11: <dbc> If every sound wave that kicks in does so from zero, and fades out at the end, the function as a whole should be close to continuous. +2007-12-14.txt:21:33:41: <ihope_> Hmm, ContinuousEquation reminds me of a certain idea I had once. +2008-01-02.txt:03:54:04: <oklofok> it then makes the list's head "result", then continuously applies the first function to the list and combines it with the next element of the list with the second function +2008-01-03.txt:03:45:15: <oklopol> oerjan: did you mean continuousequation? +2008-01-09.txt:14:24:46: <Slereah-> (```pred n .x i prints everything after a while instead of continuously) +2008-01-29.txt:16:40:37: <ehird> I continuously try new abstractions, while removing others. +2008-02-04.txt:22:44:47: <SimonRC> not 6 continuous years +2008-02-19.txt:21:59:00: <ais523> you just instantly write a @ where the opponent was, and repeat continuously +2008-03-08.txt:09:12:16: <faxathisia> y = x^2 is continuous on [0, 2).. so it has a solution for y = 2, by .... +2008-03-09.txt:02:10:36: <Sukoshi> A Prolog mirror that we work on continuously. +2008-03-20.txt:15:43:52: <ais523> or maybe place version information that changes each time; for instance, have the subsubsubrevision number increase continuously over time +2008-04-21.txt:13:25:45: <ais523> but I use the save files to help test things, and it would be a bit awkward to have to continuously replay the games every time I changed their format +2008-05-06.txt:19:06:45: <ehird> ais523: the buffer which i store to by reading continuously in a seperate thread +2008-05-09.txt:22:31:02: <ihope> Assume f is continuous, then? +2008-05-09.txt:22:34:51: <ihope> "For every continuous function f from [a,b] to a subset of R, the image of f contains all real numbers from f(a) to f(b)", I suppose. +2008-05-09.txt:22:39:47: <kar8nga> but you can still have a topology there and therefore continuous functions +2008-05-09.txt:22:40:12: <kar8nga> the whole point of continuous function is in the end that you can do the following: +2008-05-09.txt:22:41:30: <kar8nga> but a topology allows for a more general notion of convergence and then you are really happy of you have somewhere continuous functions +2008-05-09.txt:22:43:36: * oerjan likes the topological form (1) the image of a connected set under a continuous function is connected (2) a subset of R is connected iff it contains every value between any two elements +2008-05-19.txt:04:54:28: <pikhq> Especially when that 'boom' is the result of Tau leptons being launched into them in a continuous beam. +2008-06-07.txt:22:39:54: <ihope> The path of love is never smooth / But mine's continuous for you +2008-06-13.txt:04:58:46: <augur> i've even got a game version that will continuously loop and show you the see-n-says +2008-06-19.txt:20:21:40: * ais523 is laughing continuously +2008-06-23.txt:15:53:26: <pikhq> And has probably been continuously running for a few decades. ;) +2008-06-24.txt:21:37:21: <ais523> and I've been programming continuously for ages +2008-07-06.txt:17:51:38: <SimonRC> notes that go up continuously without getting anywhere +2008-07-15.txt:20:34:22: <ais523> for concatenative langs that's left to right continuously, what could be simpler? +2008-08-02.txt:00:38:38: <SimonRC> moozilla: that requires discrete CTCs, not continuous ones... kinda +2008-08-02.txt:00:39:53: <SimonRC> the latter has a continuous stream of air and stuff arriving from the future +2008-08-02.txt:22:36:31: * tusho wonders if -anyone- has been subscribed since 1993 continuously +2008-08-05.txt:20:46:45: <SimonRC> I can't think of a better way than continuously polling my status +2008-09-07.txt:14:52:49: <tusho> Your trial activation key will expire in 3 days. Please purchase a permanent activation key in order to ensure continuous use of the product after the trial period expires. +2008-09-10.txt:16:01:37: <tusho> non-continuous irc sounds pretty fun tbh +2008-09-22.txt:12:04:59: <oerjan> and some transcendental functions are discontinuous at 0 +2008-09-26.txt:21:26:20: <psygnisfive> state is really just a state object that continuously gets replaced as it gets passed from function to function ;D +2008-10-02.txt:21:27:13: <ais523> I was laughing out loud continuously for about 10 seconds then +2008-10-07.txt:20:58:22: <ais523> fizzie: it gets input continuously +2008-10-07.txt:20:58:29: <ais523> and outputs continuously too +2008-10-16.txt:08:58:46: <fungot> mellifluidicpuls: macacus nemestrinus. lastly, dr. f. smith informs me that this is/ case with/ females :) certain flies " culicidae and fnord) or two species only, appears to range continuously from/ cordillera to/ highlands :) southern brazil " in/ :( expression :)/ emotions,' page 220, in which/ water has been seen to fructify in france. +2008-10-17.txt:14:27:12: <AnMaster> continual, everlasting, continuous +2008-10-18.txt:18:01:02: <ehird> i was asking about "continuous" pages, in that e.g. a news page about foos still being updated today would be odd to be placed at /1998/foos-news +2008-10-20.txt:20:14:46: <ehird> AnMaster: No. psygnisfive: I can blame it on your continuous rambling. +2008-10-23.txt:16:46:06: <GregorR> This is not a continuous measurement :P +2008-10-24.txt:19:11:52: <AnMaster> Deewiant, well a-f is a continuous range there iirc but not a-z +2008-10-24.txt:20:33:23: <AnMaster> ais523, continuous(sp?) integration for Funge? +2008-10-24.txt:20:33:42: <ais523> but you spelt continuous correctly +2008-10-26.txt:19:01:06: <oklocod> the scale is continuous +2008-11-27.txt:01:41:23: <oklopol> well actually analysis, which afaiu is a superset of calculus; basically about infinite continuous things. +2008-12-08.txt:17:36:53: <oklopol> it's a continuous problem +2008-12-18.txt:11:04:24: <oklofok> anyway a clear warning sign should've been, if that was an error, that one of the reasons for using a semiopen interval is exactly so you can get continuous intervals [a, c) by catenating [a, b) [b, c) +2008-12-23.txt:14:53:17: <Slereah_> Continuous brainfuck? :o +2008-12-23.txt:14:56:00: <oklopol> and yes continuous brainfuck +2008-12-23.txt:14:58:45: <oklopol> maybe output could be graphical and input mouse only, so continuous output would make sense +2008-12-23.txt:14:58:50: <oklopol> continuous IO +2008-12-23.txt:15:02:23: <oklopol> well continuous ranges are very different from discrete ones +2008-12-24.txt:23:55:26: <mib_8oomfc> so apart from timestamps, you get a "continuous" window +2008-12-26.txt:21:04:08: <oklopol> i would've harrassed you about continuous brainfuck +2008-12-26.txt:21:04:17: <ais523> continuous BF? +2008-12-26.txt:21:04:59: <Sgeo> I'd ask how continuous BF works, but I g2g +2008-12-26.txt:21:08:15: <ais523> oklopol: no, but it uses continuous probabilities, rather than discrete logic levels +2008-12-28.txt:21:39:33: <mib_5koloe> continuous talking about a subject. +2008-12-28.txt:21:39:46: <Slereah> Completely continuous? +2008-12-31.txt:21:17:21: <psygnisfive> continuous CAs are weird +2008-12-31.txt:21:18:35: <psygnisfive> continuous CAs +2008-12-31.txt:21:20:35: <psygnisfive> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continuous_spatial_automaton +2008-12-31.txt:21:21:45: <psygnisfive> continuous spatial automaton might describe the universe ;) +2009-01-04.txt:16:13:53: <Slereah> It's continuous in general relativity +2009-01-14.txt:22:06:03: <oklopol> talked about measuring probabilities in continuous sample spaces +2009-01-16.txt:17:53:38: <oklopol> but what about continuous brainfuck +2009-01-17.txt:19:50:41: <oklopol> holy fucking fuck. i'm starting to think continuous brainfuck is not entirely possible to do. +2009-01-17.txt:19:50:54: <AnMaster> oklopol, continuous brainfuck? +2009-01-19.txt:02:43:03: * kerlo ponders the continuous functions in Sierpinsky space +2009-01-19.txt:02:53:05: <kerlo> Oh, cool, a function to the Sierpinski space is continuous if and only if the set of functions it maps to 1 is open. +2009-01-19.txt:11:24:14: <oklopol> it's not a very continuous game, on any level, it breaks easily, in a way +2009-01-19.txt:11:27:03: <oklopol> chess is more of an algorithmic game, you can't continuously add challenge to it, as material, i guess is my point. +2009-01-19.txt:11:33:32: <oklopol> but, if the puzzles were handmade, or, well, even just generated more sensibly, you could even have continuous tetris +2009-01-19.txt:11:34:34: <AnMaster> continuous tetris? +2009-01-25.txt:00:03:48: <oklopol> how about continuous computation +2009-01-25.txt:00:07:47: <oklopol> kerlo: proce doesn't have continuous computation, it has computation applied on continuous things. +2009-01-25.txt:00:07:48: <kerlo> (Tough language: Programs are continuous functions from reals to reals where the image contains only integers.) +2009-01-25.txt:00:08:48: <oklopol> i mean continuous computation. instructions you can have any real amount of. +2009-01-25.txt:00:10:41: <kerlo> So, memory is a continuous function from R. +2009-01-25.txt:00:12:23: <kerlo> An instruction is a continuous function f : <state> x real number -> <state> such that f(f(x,a),b) = f(x,a+b). +2009-01-25.txt:00:14:13: <oklopol> they need to be continuous computation +2009-01-25.txt:00:14:42: <oklopol> kerlo: i guess that's pretty much the definition of continuous computation though :P +2009-01-25.txt:00:16:12: <kerlo> The set Q consists of all continuous functions Q -> Q. +2009-01-25.txt:00:24:36: <kerlo> For K to be in Q, it must be a function Q -> Q (it is) and it must be continuous. For it to be continuous, the preimage of every open set must be open. +2009-01-25.txt:00:25:05: <oklopol> oh. that's a definition for being continuous? +2009-01-25.txt:00:37:58: <oklopol> well i mean; how can a function from functions to functions be continuous? +2009-01-31.txt:19:07:42: <oerjan> um but irc is a continuous matter +2009-02-15.txt:18:23:43: <ais523> with a red infantry and a blue infantry who continuously walked round in circles +2009-02-21.txt:15:42:02: <ehird> and it has run continuously +2009-02-23.txt:18:32:37: <oklopol> and have you ever seen on continuously? +2009-03-22.txt:00:29:39: <zzo38> I also proved that the audioactive decay sequence (start at 1 and continuously run-length encode it) has no numbers higher than 3 and you won't get 333 +2009-03-23.txt:22:53:49: <oklofok> how does population work? continuous? implicit, maybe? +2009-03-28.txt:23:56:07: <ehird> SimonRC: the fact is that lottery players (and I generalize here because the winners are few enough to be statistically insignificant) waste one pound a week continuously +2009-04-07.txt:21:08:22: <ehird> and the day you are in #esoteric talking continuously is the day you die of starvation or w/e +2009-04-11.txt:23:17:11: <Gracenotes> and then it'll be a continuous string, just "you suck" +2009-04-17.txt:21:48:39: <ais523> part of the reason I'm using it is that it's been on this computer continuously since I got it +2009-04-19.txt:23:25:51: <oklopol> oerjan: what if it's a continuous random walk and you get bigger and bigger as you go +2009-04-25.txt:23:05:58: <ehird> "Biological — a dense continuous text interspersed with figures, mostly showing small nude women bathing in pools or tubs connected by an elaborate network of pipes, some of them clearly shaped like body organs. Some of the women wear crowns." +2009-04-27.txt:21:48:09: <fizzie> AnMaster: Uh... "Numbers and sequences. Vectors and analytic geometry. Complex numbers. Functions of single and multiple variables, complex functions. Continuity and continuous functions. Derivatives of real and complex functions. Differential equations of one variable." Or something like that, anyway. +2009-04-28.txt:00:57:50: <ehird> continuously +2009-05-01.txt:18:43:58: <AnMaster> ais523, and turn based. Not deterministic and continuous. +2009-05-01.txt:18:44:09: <ais523> AnMaster: continuous implies infinite number of states +2009-05-09.txt:23:47:31: <Sgeo> Ah, the sound of continuous sex +2009-05-09.txt:23:48:33: <ehird> 23:47 Sgeo: Ah, the sound of continuous sex +2009-05-13.txt:21:00:11: <ehird> Up to THREE HOURS of CONTINUOUS USE! +2009-05-20.txt:20:29:21: <ehird> but they tipped it continuously +2009-06-01.txt:18:55:16: <ehird> (I also believe that "death" is relative; you a second ago is dead, but our consciousness tries very hard to give a continuous experience. Go fig) +2009-06-01.txt:18:56:38: <ehird> and consciousness is just the perceieved-as-continuous stream of conscios +2009-06-06.txt:00:45:00: <ehird> this is great continuous fun +2009-06-09.txt:10:21:40: <Patashu> but not tile-based, continuous +2009-06-13.txt:18:49:31: <zzo38> I invented esolangs for calling itself recursively, time travel, queues to references to queues, dividing by zero, programs running by continuous equations, code golfing, and many others. +2009-06-13.txt:20:18:55: <ehird> Deewiant: I didn't say that. I said that I think I can keep servers up for a year minus 31 seconds continuously. +2009-07-01.txt:12:09:01: <AnMaster> Deewiant and/or fizzie: what is the best way to make a C style switch in befuge? The range is continuous and rather small (7 different cases). +2009-07-01.txt:12:14:59: <Deewiant> AnMaster: Since it's continuous, j. +2009-07-02.txt:16:34:43: <ehird> Mentioning him ~3 times in two days as part of one continuous thread sure is "a lot". +2009-07-13.txt:02:11:17: <oerjan> and for larger non-successors, aleph and beth are continuous (preserving limits) +2009-07-14.txt:22:05:54: <AnMaster_ipv6> Gracenotes, I need to switch to my cheaper headphones for longer continuous stretches, less pressure on the head... But worse sound too. +2009-07-17.txt:13:00:51: <ehird> oklopol: you mean, like, it's non-continuous? +2009-08-04.txt:22:42:39: <mycroftiv> oklopil: yes, actually the question of discrete vs fractal/continuous is really important when trying to make a model that is more meaningful than just metaphor +2009-08-11.txt:14:48:18: <fizzie> Oh, and x(n) is continuous and infinite and all that fluff. +2009-08-11.txt:14:56:03: <fizzie> The values of the signal are continuous, though. +2009-08-11.txt:22:51:18: <ais523> ehird: the leading portion is the portion of continuous lowercase +2009-08-13.txt:23:45:42: <ehird> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dots_and_Boxes, with continuous space instead of discrete dot-space, and infinite-dimensional. +2009-08-13.txt:23:48:18: <ehird> i don't think making space continuous changes it +2009-08-13.txt:23:49:09: <ehird> and continuous space +2009-08-17.txt:18:38:54: <AnMaster> it defaults to non-continuous scrolling, so I need to change every time I open a pdf file... +2009-08-17.txt:18:41:52: <fizzie> Oh? At least here Evince remembers the "continuous" setting. +2009-08-20.txt:20:56:00: <Sgeo_> "The majority of text is created using continuous speech recognition (CSR) dictation software, but keyboards are still used." +2009-08-23.txt:21:35:48: <ehird> WikiWikiWeb, however, is continuous +2009-08-23.txt:22:30:59: <ehird> since we're talking continuous ascii chars +2009-08-24.txt:07:14:55: <ehird> You clearly live in continuous space, and can make infinite fine movements in one direciton without ever repositioning it. +2009-08-24.txt:10:09:13: <ehird> was it actually continuously 21 hours, I don't get how it's possible to be so tired +2009-09-05.txt:23:31:42: <ais523> and if you want a really bright LED display, it works better to massively overdrive them about 20% of the time and let them recover the other 80%, then run them at max continuously +2009-09-06.txt:00:18:18: <ehird> Silicon recursion: proving space is continuous since 2010 +2009-09-07.txt:20:46:43: <AnMaster> Ilari, I run ntpd and it has been running continuously for weeks now +2009-09-09.txt:13:45:32: <fizzie> For some reason I was continuously expecting some sort of gruesome massacre when reading that description page, but apparently it never happened. +2009-09-12.txt:13:18:26: <ais523> it's been upgraded continuously from Feisty +2009-09-12.txt:15:32:33: <ehird> Well, fungot is continuously using 50% of my CPU. +2009-09-19.txt:00:55:17: <ehird> this is continuous +2009-09-22.txt:04:50:36: <ehird> Anyone know how to make evince always use continuous mode? +2009-09-27.txt:00:29:25: <ehird_> I'm just saying that we've had a continuous western society for a long time. +2009-10-04.txt:20:47:33: <augur> oerjan: thats continuous speech +2009-10-04.txt:20:48:59: <augur> except in continuous speech, where you get inter-word interactions +2009-10-05.txt:04:52:32: <ehird> einstein was in fact made out of hitlerium, an element censored from the periodic table; it is only present in the continuous table +2009-10-07.txt:21:44:01: <Pthing> "Yes, a continuous stream is how we feel, but this contradicts physics." is too, for that matter +2009-10-09.txt:00:01:57: <ehird> Whussamatter with smooth continuous scrolling +2009-10-09.txt:00:04:04: <ehird> Gregor: That's true. It could just be continuous with a big enough space for each, though. It isn't trivial to click the mouse wheel only one. +2009-10-09.txt:00:05:19: <ehird> And in continuous mode, you can flick it and it'll keep rolling. +2009-10-09.txt:00:07:03: <ehird> Gregor: The point is that it's a separate button just below the wheel in the MX Revolution, and the scroll wheel is a mechanical button to switch between continuous/descreet. +2009-10-15.txt:13:34:41: <Deewiant> I exchange your continuous linguistic failure for 10 points +2009-10-19.txt:19:11:10: <oerjan> there _is_ however a model using continuous set functions such that the space of functions is topologically equivalent to the space of arguments +2009-10-22.txt:03:55:53: <Pthing> 1005.54 Truth is cosmically total: synergetic. Verities are generalized principles stated in semimetaphorical terms. Verities are differentiable. But love is omniembracing, omnicoherent, and omni-inclusive, with no exceptions. Love, like synergetics, is nondifferentiable, i.e., is integral. Differential means locally-discontinuously linear. Integration means omnispherical. And the intereffects are precessional. +2009-10-31.txt:21:11:56: <ehird> Anyway, it's not just referring (and it only lets you refer a few, not continuously). +2009-11-01.txt:10:46:20: <ehird> "We're just up. Almost continuously." +2009-11-01.txt:11:33:38: <ehird> *continuously +2009-11-01.txt:14:42:47: <fizzie> "Discontinuous transmission is an addition to VAD/VBR operation, that allows to stop transmitting completely when the background noise is stationary. In a file, 5 bits are used for each missing frame (corresponding to 250 bit/s)." I guess Speex doesn't store noise statistics, at that. Well, AMR does, anyway. +2009-11-03.txt:10:54:20: <ais523> "discrete" = opposite of continuous +2009-11-11.txt:03:13:05: <Sgeo> Let's say these represent any 6 continuous integers, starting with one divisible by 6: +2009-11-15.txt:20:33:11: <ehird> i've been having a continuous crisis since I fully realised what my mortality implies :) +2009-12-16.txt:23:41:29: <oerjan> continuous +2009-12-16.txt:23:42:16: <uorygl> Intuitively, yeah, I think the linear combinations of that set are the continuous functions. +2009-12-16.txt:23:44:51: <oerjan> the things that are integrals of measures are known as "absolutely continuous" functions +2009-12-16.txt:23:48:03: <oerjan> oh wait absolutely continuous applies to when the measure itself is absolutely continuous +2009-12-16.txt:23:49:26: <oerjan> for (non-negative) measures, what you get by integrating them are the right continuous increasing functions +2009-12-22.txt:20:44:19: <ehird> continuously +2009-12-30.txt:08:14:00: <ehirdiphone> Would prefer it were continuous +2009-12-30.txt:09:19:08: <ehirdiphone> 4 hours 12 minutes. I talked about it continuously for about that long. Wow. +2010-01-06.txt:13:25:49: <ehird> of which this channel is one continuous one +2010-01-10.txt:17:24:39: <ais523> one has a broken bar, the other is continuous +2010-01-15.txt:18:17:10: <ehird> AnMaster: true, but every album by itself should be continuous on disk i think +2010-01-15.txt:18:17:43: <AnMaster> I doubt it is continuous +2010-01-16.txt:06:38:13: <ehird> not many people actually do one thing continuously for over 4 hours. +2010-01-16.txt:08:22:12: <ehird> coppro: I really ought to find a drink that I can drink offhand more-or-less continuously throughout the day that isn't of questionable healthiness +2010-01-31.txt:15:30:01: <SimonRC> AnMaster: I think the cooling behaviour is because of better airflow, though it may be a sign that your battery is charging continuously, which probably isn't good +2010-02-01.txt:00:05:29: <oklofok> f(C) where f is a continuous function +2010-02-02.txt:18:41:27: <cpressey> The continuous growing size of the OTP distribution frightens me :) +2010-02-03.txt:08:45:22: <oklopol> i guess we could take the space of all continuous paths, and give it a natural measure obtained by some sort of integral average +2010-02-07.txt:19:39:57: <augur> my solution would be, do like haskell does, but allow discontinuous definitions of function alternatives. +2010-02-07.txt:19:40:15: <augur> preprocess it to all be continuous, if desired. +2010-02-12.txt:21:48:08: <scarf> pikhq: the super mario 64 ds version is more like one continuous jump than a double-jump +2010-02-14.txt:06:01:24: <alise> our brains try very hard to make us experience continuous consciousness for whatever reason +2010-02-14.txt:06:07:20: <alise> augur: then what of my continuous experience? +2010-02-14.txt:06:08:21: <alise> augur: I'm referring to my subjective *continuous* experience though +2010-02-14.txt:06:08:34: <alise> what you said says nothing about my continuous experience, only its continuous experience - assuming them to be separate +2010-02-14.txt:06:08:59: <alise> see, all I care about is that my continuous conscious experience continues; and I believe that uploading, copying, teleportation and all the rest achieve this +2010-02-14.txt:06:09:14: <MissPiggy> you know it's not continuous though +2010-02-14.txt:06:09:26: <augur> alise, i think the problem is not with your continuous conscious experience +2010-02-14.txt:06:09:39: <alise> but the experience is continuous +2010-02-14.txt:06:09:50: <alise> thus my experience is continuous +2010-02-14.txt:06:12:22: <alise> in the mean-time, I will continue life as ordinary. that does exactly what I want as far as my continuous experience goes until I die +2010-02-20.txt:21:06:07: <AnMaster> alise, over the reals it must be continuous I think? +2010-02-24.txt:20:30:27: <cpressey> Nothing discontinuous in the sphere/table setup, though. +2010-02-26.txt:20:15:04: <AnMaster> how much are continuous reads? +2010-02-26.txt:20:15:26: <fizzie> There's not much continuous reading at all. +2010-03-01.txt:16:58:07: <alise> Attempts to deduce the existance of a HUMIDOR in the given PUDDING. The player to the left of the player holding the TURKEY BOMB has to keep drinking continuously while the computer/referee does their deducing. +2010-03-02.txt:11:26:34: <scarf> no idea; I wonder if they were continuously there between the whole SLC mess (years ago) and modern contracts? +2010-03-04.txt:17:10:47: <AnMaster> Deewiant, some of that will be taken by kernel mappings iirc. And libraries. Yes you could probably manage more than 2 GB stack if you could malloc() such a huge continuous chunk +2010-03-09.txt:00:46:42: <alise> "it uses continuous analysis, which is meaningless." +2010-03-09.txt:14:05:10: <alise> I'm thinking of some sort of function-based representation, something that reifies the concept of the continuous line into the way you access the board. +2010-03-11.txt:19:07:32: <uorygl> One of my childhood dreams was to come up with a formula that could uniquely represent every line using a pair of real numbers, continuously. +2010-03-11.txt:19:12:39: <oerjan> AnMaster: and two real numbers work for almost every line, but you cannot make it work uniquely and continuously +2010-03-11.txt:19:14:05: <oerjan> AnMaster: but that doesn't become continuous +2010-03-11.txt:19:15:00: <uorygl> There's no "issue" with it. It's just that the problem I posed is to do it continuously. +2010-03-11.txt:19:15:02: <AnMaster> oerjan, what exactly do you mean with continuous here? The functions in question are each continuous (well, I'm not sure about x=m, but I can't see why it shouldn't be, since here you have x as a function of y...) +2010-03-11.txt:19:15:52: <uorygl> Intuitively, if you're representing lines as pairs of real numbers, "continuous" means that as you move the line around in a continuous manner, the real numbers change in a continuous manner, and vice versa. +2010-03-11.txt:19:16:50: <uorygl> Try it; there's no way you'll get it down to two points, give a unique representation for every line, and be continuous. +2010-03-11.txt:19:18:33: <uorygl> The thing is though, you can't uniquely, continuously represent angles. +2010-03-11.txt:19:22:51: <oerjan> AnMaster: there are a million (understatement) ways of hacking around this. there is however no continuous, bijective mapping from R^2 to the space of lines in R^2. +2010-03-11.txt:19:23:56: <oerjan> (the inverse is automatically continuous so it would have to be a homeomorphism, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invariance_of_domain) +2010-03-11.txt:19:25:45: <AnMaster> oh wait, it wouldn't be continuous... +2010-03-11.txt:19:26:10: <AnMaster> <oerjan> AnMaster: there are a million (understatement) ways of hacking around this. there is however no continuous, bijective mapping from R^2 to the space of lines in R^2. <-- has this been proven? +2010-03-11.txt:19:27:00: <AnMaster> uorygl, well yes I gave an idea for it above, but not sure how to represent the direction of said line in a continuous way +2010-03-11.txt:19:32:52: <uorygl> Anyway, it doesn't need to be infinitely wide; the entire real line can be compressed continuously into an interval line (0,1). +2010-03-26.txt:20:44:37: <oerjan> Phantom_Hoover: more importantly, absolute values are continuous and so triangle waves have perfectly good fourier series +2010-04-05.txt:01:59:55: <oerjan> every function on them is continuous, i hear. you could prove that. +2010-04-06.txt:15:10:42: <AnMaster> Deewiant, and why is the cfunge plot in plots/horizontal.b98/100000/line-memtime.svg discontinuous? +2010-04-11.txt:23:55:35: <alise> harged battery with 1.5 hours of continuous gameplay (Robo Defense) on the full-brightness screen. Be prepared to keep this phone near a charger at all times. You can easily view what’s using the battery, though (the screen is 71% of my current usage), and then adjust the hardware or software usage to maximize battery life. +2010-04-20.txt:03:43:54: <Gregor> Oldest in continuous use, or oldest period? +2010-04-20.txt:16:35:47: <oklopol> but you'd think there's a continuous scale of food-poisonings +2010-05-03.txt:14:50:36: <AnMaster> alise, it isn't like it is a continuous function anyway, it is only defined for the integers +2010-05-05.txt:15:16:43: <nooga> they decommissioned last Odra 1305 (Polish mainframe computer) after 34 years of continuous work without any malfunctions +2010-05-15.txt:17:33:20: <alise> A continuous CA has several problems, such as: not being a CA; and being uncomputable. +2010-05-15.txt:17:34:14: <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, actually it is a CA even if not discrete. Except CA now stands for Continuous Automaton ;P +2010-05-15.txt:17:55:56: <alise> since that's real, continuous stuff +2010-05-16.txt:16:46:37: <AnMaster> alise, 1 wide? continuous? +2010-05-16.txt:19:14:26: <kreivikunta> TERRIBLE IDEA: Continuous Life +2010-05-19.txt:19:21:07: <AnMaster> oerjan, well it won't be a perfect *continuous* circle, right? +2010-05-19.txt:19:21:55: <oerjan> AnMaster: well a continuous circle is uncountable, so... +2010-05-27.txt:13:13:05: <oerjan> an immersion, you map all the points into a space such that _locally_ it's a homeomorphism (continuous bijection whose inverse is also continuous) +2010-05-27.txt:13:15:05: <oerjan> actually the wikipedia definitions imply that you use differentiable mappings, not just continuous ones. +2010-05-28.txt:14:52:49: <oklopol> in 1d most problems become decidable, if the affine map is continuous, but if it's not then no one knows anything +2010-05-28.txt:22:51:29: <alise> Until 2004, massive loudspeakers mounted on several of the buildings continuously delivered DPRK propaganda broadcasts directed towards the south as well as propaganda radio broadcasts across the border.[17] In May 2010, due to the sinking of the ROKS Cheonan, South Korea resumed broadcasting news, western music and programmes comparing the political and economic situations on the two parts of the peninsula.[20] +2010-05-31.txt:16:22:34: <alise> Oh wait, you haven't noticed it because we have a wonderful brain that keeps a continuous experience going. +2010-06-12.txt:09:42:44: <AnMaster> dammit google, "continuous" should not fuzzy match "continue"... +2010-06-12.txt:14:40:10: <alise> 01:42:44 <AnMaster> dammit google, "continuous" should not +2010-06-12.txt:14:40:13: <alise> search +continuous +2010-06-12.txt:22:30:48: <Sgeo_> Not continuous $5/month, CT isn't valuable enough to me to do that, but it's nice to visit every once in a while +2010-06-21.txt:21:27:32: <CakeProphet> but there are other uses. Continuous pitch ranges and such +2010-06-21.txt:22:04:14: <oerjan> Phantom_Hoover: the bijection cannot be a continuous function, this is part of what is known as Brouwer's theorem of Invariance of domain http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invariance_of_domain +2010-06-23.txt:13:54:15: <fizzie> I don't suppose there's any nice assembler-oriented text frontend for GDB? Something simple, with a disassembly view, IP highlight, single-key single-step, and register values continuously visible in a separate pane or something. (I've used cgdb with single-key macros of "stepi" and "info registers", but it's still a bit pessimal.) +2010-06-24.txt:00:09:37: <Gregor-W> There's a noticeable discontinuous section. +2010-06-27.txt:21:30:20: <alise> it is one continuous conversation, mind, just not with one person +2010-06-30.txt:23:16:03: <oklopol> we assume a simply system, compact metric space X with a continuous function f supplying the dynamics +2010-07-01.txt:23:14:53: <ais523> to be precise, they happened but the Clock was off continuously +2010-07-02.txt:23:26:34: <Ilari> It is waiting activity (since metabolism control is busted and one is almost continuously hungry)? +2010-07-08.txt:00:00:26: <cpressey> aliseiphone: Er, it's a continuous-integration build I'm working on, actually. +2010-07-08.txt:10:48:41: <Sgeo> How do real-world computers do .. oh wait, 1 is a continuous flow +2010-07-14.txt:23:49:13: <aliseiphone> pikhq: Now try continuous window resizing. +2010-07-27.txt:18:16:35: <Phantom_Hoover> So they can be used to work out one's speed given continuous data and a know speed at a known time. +2010-07-28.txt:23:52:17: <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, it seems possible to put a non-continuous ship on there +2010-07-30.txt:18:15:40: <zzo38> And also you won't be able to use continuous paper +2010-08-07.txt:19:07:35: <alise> It's two separate episodes, "Air (Part 1)" and "Air (Part 2)", but aired as one continuous one. +[too many lines; stopping]
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.23026 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +2006-11-26.txt:00:28:23: <oerjan> >>> for q, a in zip(questions, answers): +2007-02-26.txt:16:01:56: <oerjan> >>>True +2007-02-26.txt:16:11:59: <oerjan> >>>1+2 +2007-02-26.txt:16:15:41: <oerjan> >>> 1+2 +2007-02-26.txt:16:16:16: <oerjan> >>>test +2007-02-26.txt:16:18:05: <oerjan> >>>1+2 +2007-02-26.txt:16:18:27: <oerjan> >>> "Pascal" < "Python" +2007-02-26.txt:16:18:39: <oerjan> >>>"Test" +2007-02-26.txt:16:20:35: <oerjan> >>>"C++" < "Everything" +2007-02-26.txt:18:48:33: <oerjan> >>> "C++" > "Calamari" +2007-03-18.txt:17:47:39: <oerjan> >i don't see any such restriction mentioned for the underlying function: http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms712879.aspx +2007-04-15.txt:20:26:42: <oerjan> > 0 that is +2007-07-21.txt:00:47:39: <oerjan> >> would call the bind method of its left argument. +2007-07-23.txt:22:40:19: <oerjan> > 2 +2007-07-25.txt:02:36:49: <oerjan> > (\(_:_) (_:_) -> True) [] undefined +2007-08-12.txt:01:01:22: <oerjan> > I know that for irrational a there are infinitely many integer p and q such +2007-08-12.txt:01:01:22: <oerjan> > that |a - p/q| < q^-2 +2007-08-12.txt:01:01:22: <oerjan> > and that in general you cannot do better than the exponent -2. +2007-08-19.txt:21:34:20: <oerjan> >_O +2007-08-27.txt:20:27:56: <oerjan> >>> sch (cons 3 3) +2007-08-27.txt:20:43:24: <oerjan> >>> sch (+ 5 5) +2007-08-27.txt:20:43:41: <oerjan> >>> sch (if (< 0 1) 1 2) +2007-08-27.txt:20:45:54: <oerjan> >>> sch (define fib (lambda (n) (if (< n 2) 1 (+ (fib (- n 1) (- n 2)))))) +2007-08-27.txt:20:46:08: <oerjan> >>> sch (fib 5) +2007-08-27.txt:20:46:52: <oerjan> >>> sch (define fib (lambda (n) (if (< n 2) 1 (+ (fib (- n 1)) (fib (- n 2))))))) +2007-08-27.txt:20:46:57: <oerjan> >>> sch (fib 5) +2007-08-27.txt:20:56:04: <oerjan> >>> sch ((k 1) 2) +2007-08-27.txt:20:57:58: <oerjan> >>> sch (((s (lambda (x) (lambda (y) (+ x y)))) (lambda (y) (+ y 1))) 1) +2007-08-27.txt:21:07:43: <oerjan> >>> sch (((s (lambda (x) (lambda (y) (+ x y)))) (lambda (y) (+ y 1))) 1) +2007-08-27.txt:21:09:25: <oerjan> >>> sch s +2007-08-27.txt:21:10:00: <oerjan> >>> sch (((s (lambda (x) (lambda (y) (+ x y)))) (lambda (y) (+ y 1))) 1) +2007-08-27.txt:21:10:59: <oerjan> >>> sch (define i (lambda (a) a)) +2007-08-27.txt:21:12:57: <oerjan> >>> sch (((s i) i) ((s i) i)) +2007-08-27.txt:21:15:44: <oerjan> >>> sch (quote quote) +2007-08-27.txt:21:29:08: <oerjan> > liftM2 (,) [1..5] [1..5] +2007-09-04.txt:18:21:52: <oerjan> > mapAccumR (flip divMod) 10000 [60,60] +2007-09-14.txt:00:24:14: <oerjan> > 4 .&. 5 +2007-09-21.txt:19:19:03: <oerjan> >_< +2007-10-10.txt:17:47:12: <oerjan> > let x ? y = x+y; infixr 5 ? in 2 ? 3 +2007-10-10.txt:21:14:29: <oerjan> > '
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.23082 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2012-04-26.txt:09:01:36: <shubshub> hi +2012-04-26.txt:09:01:59: <shubshub> anyone here???? +2012-04-26.txt:09:02:43: <shubshub> I wanna Make my own version of brainfuck +2012-04-26.txt:09:03:04: <shubshub> whose PH +2012-04-26.txt:09:04:21: <shubshub> how do i make one +2012-04-26.txt:09:05:34: <shubshub> How???? +2012-04-26.txt:09:06:08: <shubshub> How do I change the commands what do I use Please Help im New to this +2012-04-26.txt:09:06:39: <shubshub> where do I get this code +2012-04-26.txt:09:07:37: <shubshub> is there Maybe an Interpreter written In Batch??? +2012-04-26.txt:09:07:49: <shubshub> would it be possible? +2012-04-26.txt:09:08:00: <shubshub> should I give it a try +2012-04-26.txt:09:08:07: <shubshub> Im Pretty Good with batch +2012-04-26.txt:09:08:22: <shubshub> Basically to change what something is you do set something=blah +2012-04-26.txt:09:08:45: <shubshub> then you can do set something=%something:h=g% then it would become blag +2012-04-26.txt:09:09:53: <shubshub> with something like that would it be possible or is it completely impossible? +2012-04-26.txt:09:10:42: <shubshub> Im Gonna Make a BrainFuck Interpreter and call it BatchFuck +2012-04-26.txt:09:10:56: <shubshub> hmmm? +2012-04-26.txt:09:11:43: <shubshub> Im pretty sure you can by doing ( / will mean a new line btw) :first / echo hi / goto first +2012-04-26.txt:09:11:49: <shubshub> would that be a loop? +2012-04-26.txt:09:14:55: <shubshub> does BrainFuck Have Networking Capabilities? +2012-04-26.txt:09:15:16: <shubshub> wtf is netcat? +2012-04-26.txt:09:15:28: <shubshub> hmmm? +2012-04-26.txt:09:15:42: <shubshub> well then since it doesnt then Batch will be totally possible +2012-04-26.txt:09:17:43: <shubshub> People have Made Games In brainfuck +2012-04-26.txt:09:18:03: <shubshub> No Im Kiwi +2012-04-26.txt:09:18:18: <shubshub> Its a force of Habbit I have' +2012-04-26.txt:09:18:36: <shubshub> sorry +2012-04-26.txt:09:20:47: <shubshub> lul wtf someone wrote a brainfuck intepreter in BrainFuck +2012-04-26.txt:09:22:32: <shubshub> hi fizzie +2012-04-26.txt:09:24:12: <shubshub> elliot what would be the easiest brainfuck interpreter to understand on that Link you gave me???? +2012-04-26.txt:09:24:28: <shubshub> BrainFucks to hard for me to understand so Im gonna make my own +2012-04-26.txt:09:28:44: <shubshub> can I write it in another language then convert it into Brainfuck? +2012-04-26.txt:09:29:37: <shubshub> link me please fizzie +2012-04-26.txt:09:29:54: <shubshub> from fungot? +2012-04-26.txt:09:30:03: <shubshub> ^source ? +2012-04-26.txt:09:30:08: <shubshub> oh it auto pastes +2012-04-26.txt:09:30:15: <shubshub> ^hi +2012-04-26.txt:09:30:30: <shubshub> its freaking Impossible for me to read +2012-04-26.txt:09:31:14: <shubshub> I honestly can not understand it +2012-04-26.txt:09:32:10: <shubshub> can i write It In BASIC then convert it Into brainfuck code? +2012-04-26.txt:09:33:07: <shubshub> ^bf +2012-04-26.txt:09:33:31: <shubshub> ^bf,[>,]<[.<] +2012-04-26.txt:09:33:35: <shubshub> lol +2012-04-26.txt:09:34:25: <shubshub> wow I didnt even know my nickname was registered to me^_^ +2012-04-26.txt:09:34:56: <shubshub> fungot: hi +2012-04-26.txt:09:35:03: <shubshub> fungot: r u real? +2012-04-26.txt:09:35:10: <shubshub> fungot: >>> +2012-04-26.txt:09:35:14: <shubshub> lol +2012-04-26.txt:09:41:38: <shubshub> MY BASIC CODE ISNT COMPILIONG!!!!!\ +2012-04-26.txt:09:42:30: <shubshub> Here is My script: http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=L9zEYWbV whats wrong with it??? +2012-04-26.txt:09:42:47: <shubshub> Im Using http://rosettacode.org/wiki/Execute_Brain****/BASIC/QuickBasic btw +2012-04-26.txt:09:42:57: <shubshub> http://rosettacode.org/wiki/Execute_Brain****/BASIC/QuickBasic +2012-04-26.txt:09:43:28: <shubshub> idk +2012-04-26.txt:09:43:45: <shubshub> Im Just Using a source +2012-04-26.txt:09:44:43: <shubshub> yes +2012-04-26.txt:09:45:00: <shubshub> what do you mean +2012-04-26.txt:09:45:42: <shubshub> what??? +2012-04-26.txt:09:45:46: <shubshub> yea +2012-04-26.txt:09:45:55: <shubshub> Im trying to make Basic code then convert it to BrainFuck +2012-04-26.txt:09:47:33: <shubshub> How do I write BFBasic? +2012-04-26.txt:09:48:06: <shubshub> sorry its Just Im a One of those stick with what I orignally had in mind people +2012-04-26.txt:09:48:39: <shubshub> lul wut +2012-04-26.txt:09:48:56: <shubshub> teach me +2012-04-26.txt:09:49:01: <shubshub> please +2012-04-26.txt:09:49:28: <shubshub> Teach me How to write the interpreter In BFBASIC +2012-04-26.txt:09:49:50: <shubshub> Using BFBASIC +2012-04-26.txt:09:53:42: <shubshub> it didnt compile +2012-04-26.txt:09:54:50: <shubshub> I used the original basic code and it failed to compile +2012-04-26.txt:09:57:34: <shubshub> Id Like something that I can compile Into BrainFuck code so it makes me look so pro +2012-04-26.txt:09:58:24: <shubshub> what do you mean +2012-04-26.txt:09:58:44: <shubshub> k +2012-04-26.txt:10:04:21: <shubshub> SOMeone tell me how to download the C2BF compiler pleASE? +2012-04-26.txt:10:04:42: <shubshub> https://c2bf.svn.sourceforge.net/svnroot/brainfuck/c2bf/trunk/ i dont know which files I Need +2012-04-26.txt:10:06:41: <shubshub> D: dammit +2012-04-26.txt:10:08:53: <shubshub> Quick what does this say In Brain fuck?: +++++++++++++++++++++++++[>++>+++>++++>+++++<<<<-]+++++++++++++++++++++++++>>---.>+.+++++++..+++.<<<+++++++.>>+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.<<<+. +2012-04-26.txt:10:09:35: <shubshub> ^bf +++++++++++++++++++++++++[>++>+++>++++>+++++<<<<-]+++++++++++++++++++++++++>>---.>+.+++++++..+++.<<<+++++++.>>+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.<<<+. +2012-04-26.txt:10:09:47: <shubshub> Yay +2012-04-26.txt:10:10:17: <shubshub> +++++++++++++++++++++++++[>++>+++>++++>+++++<<<<-]+++++++++++++++++++++++++>>---.---.+++++++..+++.<<+++++++.>>----------.++++++++++++++.----.+++++.---------------.+++++++++++++.---------.------.<<.>>.+++++.-------.+++++++++++++..---------.+++++++.<<.>>+++++++.-----------.+++++++++++++.<++++++++++++++++.>--.<++++++.>++.<------.<.>>++.-----.---.+++++.<+++.<.>>.<+++.+.>-. +2012-04-26.txt:10:10:30: <shubshub> ^bf +++++++++++++++++++++++++[>++>+++>++++>+++++<<<<-]+++++++++++++++++++++++++>>---.---.+++++++..+++.<<+++++++.>>----------.++++++++++++++.----.+++++.---------------.+++++++++++++.---------.------.<<.>>.+++++.-------.+++++++++++++..---------.+++++++.<<.>>+++++++.-----------.+++++++++++++.<++++++++++++++++.>--.<++++++.>++.<------.<.>>++.-----.---.+++++.<+++.<.>>.<+++.+.>-. +2012-04-26.txt:10:10:51: <shubshub> ^ruby +2012-04-26.txt:10:10:55: <shubshub> ^ruby hi +2012-04-26.txt:10:10:58: <shubshub> ^bf hi +2012-04-26.txt:10:11:17: <shubshub> !bf_txtgen WTF ITS THAT EASY WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME +2012-04-26.txt:10:16:40: <shubshub> '""""'""""'""""""'""'"""'""'""'""'""'""'""'""'""'""'"""'""""'""""""'"""'""""""""""'"""""'""""""""'"" +2012-04-26.txt:10:16:40: <shubshub> """"""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""" +2012-04-26.txt:10:16:40: <shubshub> """""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'"""" +2012-04-26.txt:10:16:40: <shubshub> """"'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'"""""""'"""'"" +2012-04-26.txt:10:16:40: <shubshub> ""'""""""'"""""""'""'"""'"""""""'"""'""""'""""""'""'"""'""'"""""""'""'"""'""""""'"""'""""""""""'"""" +2012-04-26.txt:10:17:05: <shubshub> sorry +2012-04-26.txt:10:17:19: <shubshub> didnt plan that well it was spose to translate it +2012-04-26.txt:10:17:28: <shubshub> I did ^UnReadable then pasted 98 lines +2012-04-26.txt:10:17:41: <shubshub> :( +2012-04-26.txt:10:18:00: <shubshub> ^UnReadable """"""""""" +2012-04-26.txt:10:19:46: <shubshub> lol +2012-04-26.txt:10:38:16: <shubshub> bai be back tommorow for more great fun +2012-04-27.txt:03:58:53: <shubshub> hiya +2012-04-27.txt:03:59:52: <shubshub> ^help +2012-04-27.txt:04:00:20: <shubshub> I was here yesterday +2012-04-27.txt:04:00:49: <shubshub> I was HERE YESTERDAY! no need to welcome me +2012-04-27.txt:04:01:02: <shubshub> noooo +2012-04-27.txt:04:01:09: <shubshub> 'welcome +2012-04-27.txt:04:01:25: <shubshub> ' welcome shubshub +2012-04-27.txt:04:01:27: <shubshub> lol\ +2012-04-27.txt:04:01:45: <shubshub> , welcome shubshub +2012-04-27.txt:04:03:12: <shubshub> elliot do you know anything about Batch? I Need to know if i can set the contents Of a file as a Variable for Later use? +2012-04-27.txt:04:03:43: <shubshub> " welcome shubshub +2012-04-27.txt:04:03:54: <shubshub> anyway can someone answer my question? +2012-04-27.txt:04:04:07: <shubshub> ` oh +2012-04-27.txt:04:04:09: <shubshub> `lol +2012-04-27.txt:04:04:27: <shubshub> `foundit haha +2012-04-27.txt:04:13:13: <shubshub> can someone Help me with my batch programming? +2012-04-27.txt:04:13:31: <shubshub> I Need to run commands in the batch file and the commands come straight from a text document +2012-04-27.txt:04:13:59: <shubshub> ^batch echo hi +2012-04-27.txt:04:14:02: <shubshub> lol +2012-04-27.txt:04:14:11: <shubshub> ^dos echo hi +2012-04-27.txt:04:15:05: <shubshub> fungot Hello +2012-04-27.txt:04:49:42: <shubshub> I DID IT! +2012-04-27.txt:04:50:15: <shubshub> I MADE A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE +2012-04-27.txt:04:50:23: <shubshub> NumericBatch +2012-04-27.txt:04:50:37: <shubshub> coded in batch +2012-04-27.txt:04:51:12: <shubshub> Its Batch except programmed using ?<insert name of number? (eg: ?five??three??eight??fifteen? ?eight??nine? would Output echo hi and Output hi to the screen) +2012-04-27.txt:04:52:00: <shubshub> Im gonna add it to the list of languages +2012-04-27.txt:04:54:53: <shubshub> i will +2012-04-27.txt:04:56:05: <shubshub> How do I put the text into a code box? +2012-04-27.txt:04:56:35: <shubshub> How +2012-04-27.txt:05:14:58: <shubshub> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Numeric_Batch +2012-04-27.txt:05:16:12: <shubshub> :( +2012-04-27.txt:05:17:49: <shubshub> Im making adjustments currently also to make it better and More Useable +2012-04-27.txt:05:18:08: <shubshub> ^Numeric_Batch ?one? +2012-04-27.txt:05:18:16: <shubshub> Make fungot Learn Numeric_Batch +2012-04-27.txt:05:18:31: <shubshub> fungot: learn numeric batch +2012-04-27.txt:05:22:37: <shubshub> set /p doesnt work :( +2012-04-27.txt:05:29:55: <shubshub> Maybe an infinite Line Interpreter next? +2012-04-27.txt:05:30:37: <shubshub> monqy are u any goo at batch? +2012-04-27.txt:05:30:42: <shubshub> good* +2012-04-27.txt:05:30:50: <shubshub> Batch Script +2012-04-27.txt:05:31:13: <shubshub> omg wtf is this guy even real? +2012-04-27.txt:05:31:20: <shubshub> ^NB ?one? +2012-04-27.txt:05:31:27: <shubshub> ^NumericBatch ?one? +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:30: <shubshub> ^ruby hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:32: <shubshub> ^bf hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:37: <shubshub> ^bf >>++ +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:45: <shubshub> ^bf <..>+ +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:51: <shubshub> !seen hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:55: <shubshub> ^hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:57: <shubshub> hi fungot +2012-04-27.txt:05:33:04: <shubshub> ^help +2012-04-27.txt:05:33:09: <shubshub> ^def +2012-04-27.txt:05:33:27: <shubshub> !bf_txtgen hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:33:32: <shubshub> !bf_textgen hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:33:39: <shubshub> !nb_textgen echo hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:33:47: <shubshub> !numeric_batch_textgen hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:34:18: <shubshub> !ul_textgen hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:42:58: <shubshub> Hi fizzie +2012-04-27.txt:05:43:10: <shubshub> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Numeric_Batch +2012-04-27.txt:05:43:35: <shubshub> ^def ^NB ?one? (a)S +2012-04-27.txt:05:44:02: <shubshub> ^def tmp NB(hi)S +2012-04-27.txt:05:44:15: <shubshub> ^def tmp ul(rawr)S +2012-04-27.txt:05:44:20: <shubshub> ^tmp +2012-04-27.txt:05:44:31: <shubshub> fizzie: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Numeric_Batch My programming language :D +2012-04-27.txt:05:47:32: <shubshub> :D +2012-04-27.txt:05:47:37: <shubshub> really? +2012-04-27.txt:05:48:06: <shubshub> ... +2012-04-27.txt:05:48:23: <shubshub> I worked Hard on Numeric Batch Now to Mix and Match the translation Numbers +2012-04-27.txt:05:48:58: <shubshub> Omg I would love that +2012-04-27.txt:05:49:18: <shubshub> why whats Befunge\ +2012-04-27.txt:05:50:02: <shubshub> It should be easy to Interperet Numeric Batch In Befunge its only converting the numbers into letters and executing them as batch code +2012-04-27.txt:05:50:34: <shubshub> fizzie: please ill give u a cookie :D +2012-04-27.txt:05:50:50: <shubshub> you might wanna wait a bit while I Mix and match the translation code ok +2012-04-27.txt:05:52:04: <shubshub> yea its basically Taking text and using it as code +2012-04-27.txt:05:54:22: <shubshub> Deewiant: there is a shitload more than 10 commands In Batch +2012-04-27.txt:05:55:00: <shubshub> there is more than that +2012-04-27.txt:05:55:30: <shubshub> http://ss64.com/nt/ +2012-04-27.txt:05:56:56: <shubshub> fizzie: elliotasdf: Im Updating Numeric Batch Now +2012-04-27.txt:05:58:20: <shubshub> shachaf? +2012-04-27.txt:05:58:29: <shubshub> shubshub? +2012-04-27.txt:06:00:18: <shubshub> elliotasdf: fizzie: monwy: shachaf: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Numeric_Batch Updated :D +2012-04-27.txt:06:00:29: <shubshub> monqy* +2012-04-27.txt:06:00:49: <shubshub> k +2012-04-27.txt:06:01:03: <shubshub> didnt know there was a list but ok +2012-04-27.txt:06:01:20: <shubshub> where? +2012-04-27.txt:06:01:22: <shubshub> I dont see it +2012-04-27.txt:06:01:34: <shubshub> I typod with monwy i meant monqy +2012-04-27.txt:06:02:00: <shubshub> omg shhh ur annoying me +2012-04-27.txt:06:02:49: <shubshub> elliotasdf: On a scale of 1 to 10 How well is my Programming Language? +2012-04-27.txt:06:03:19: <shubshub> yes +2012-04-27.txt:06:05:14: <shubshub> hen run +2012-04-27.txt:06:05:33: <shubshub> (lol ) +2012-04-27.txt:06:06:50: <shubshub> elliotasdf: Thanks :D +2012-04-27.txt:06:07:07: <shubshub> fizzie: are you working on fun*ot yet (dont want fun*ot to talk :D) +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:10: <shubshub> fungot dont talk +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:18: <shubshub> fungot don't talk +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:23: <shubshub> fungot don't say a word +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:26: <shubshub> omg +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:34: <shubshub> fungot, don't say a word +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:55: <shubshub> Deewiant: i dont know how to use Befunge +2012-04-27.txt:06:10:04: <shubshub> HOW +2012-04-27.txt:06:11:08: <shubshub> id rather someone who is fluent In Befunge to write it :D +2012-04-27.txt:06:12:10: <shubshub> why did fungot have to be programmed in Befunge? +2012-04-27.txt:06:12:21: <shubshub> fungot, why are you programmed in Befunge? +2012-04-27.txt:06:12:59: <shubshub> monqy: Numeric Batch is not fluent enough too Many errors Unless you know how to set a variable to a new line +2012-04-27.txt:06:16:09: <shubshub> hi augur +2012-04-27.txt:06:20:09: <shubshub> lol what +2012-04-27.txt:06:21:54: <shubshub> elliottasdf: hi +2012-04-27.txt:06:22:06: <shubshub> How do i set a new line in a batch variable> +2012-04-27.txt:06:22:07: <shubshub> ? +2012-04-27.txt:06:22:14: <shubshub> fizzie: you there???? +2012-04-27.txt:06:23:50: <shubshub> fungot: Numeric Batch? +2012-04-27.txt:06:23:59: <shubshub> fungot: 1+1? +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:07: <shubshub> fungot: Numeric +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:14: <shubshub> fungot: Kick yourself +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:22: <shubshub> ^act hi +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:25: <shubshub> !act hi +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:44: <shubshub> ^source +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:52: <shubshub> ^help +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:56: <shubshub> ^bool +2012-04-27.txt:06:25:00: <shubshub> ^bool hi +2012-04-27.txt:06:25:06: <shubshub> ^lang +2012-04-27.txt:06:25:09: <shubshub> ^bool +2012-04-27.txt:06:25:12: <shubshub> ^bool +2012-04-27.txt:06:25:15: <shubshub> ^bool +2012-04-27.txt:06:25:19: <shubshub> lol +2012-04-27.txt:06:25:26: <shubshub> ^str +2012-04-27.txt:06:26:06: <shubshub> ^paste +2012-04-27.txt:06:26:11: <shubshub> Hi elliot +2012-04-27.txt:06:26:45: <shubshub> elliott: Can You Make a program that will set a variable then echo it on screen Using Numeric Batch? can you do that for me? +2012-04-27.txt:06:26:54: <shubshub> why +2012-04-27.txt:06:27:21: <shubshub> what do you use? +2012-04-27.txt:06:28:01: <shubshub> well use wine to run cmd then +2012-04-27.txt:06:28:43: <shubshub> Sgeo do you know any batch? +2012-04-27.txt:06:29:02: <shubshub> ill brb dinner +2012-04-27.txt:06:40:32: <shubshub> Sgeo the reason I cant do that is because I dont know how to set a newline in a batch variable +2012-04-27.txt:06:40:43: <shubshub> i didnt know that +2012-04-27.txt:06:40:56: <shubshub> Ive tried +2012-04-27.txt:06:41:53: <shubshub> :( +2012-04-27.txt:06:42:09: <shubshub> /dontkick shubshub +2012-04-27.txt:06:42:36: <shubshub> fizzie: Hows the Numeric Batch Interpreter coming along in Befunge? +2012-04-27.txt:06:43:01: <shubshub> whoi is? +2012-04-27.txt:06:43:10: <shubshub> whose the someone else? +2012-04-27.txt:06:43:45: <shubshub> I Blame Numeric Batch +2012-04-27.txt:06:46:32: <shubshub> fizzie: which Befunge are you using? +2012-04-27.txt:06:47:23: <shubshub> and did you make the brainfuck interpreter? +2012-04-27.txt:06:47:49: <shubshub> its far to confusing for me to do Numeric Batch One could you please make a Numeric batch one :D +2012-04-27.txt:06:48:08: <shubshub> all it has to do is translate the numbers into letters +2012-04-27.txt:06:48:22: <shubshub> It doesnt have to execute them +2012-04-27.txt:06:48:29: <shubshub> wait yes it does +2012-04-27.txt:06:48:42: <shubshub> but fung.ot is not allowed to execute them +2012-04-27.txt:06:49:18: <shubshub> i did it so the bot wouldnt talk +2012-04-27.txt:06:49:32: <shubshub> huh +2012-04-27.txt:06:50:19: <shubshub> fizzie: cant you program the interpreter In another language for f.ungot to execute? +2012-04-27.txt:06:50:52: <shubshub> im still a minor +2012-04-27.txt:06:50:55: <shubshub> Im 16 +2012-04-27.txt:06:51:49: <shubshub> yea +2012-04-27.txt:06:52:01: <shubshub> But I wanna see if its gonna be able to self interpret its self +2012-04-27.txt:06:52:52: <shubshub> Sgeo: I Know but ill code it properly to work :D +2012-04-27.txt:06:53:12: <shubshub> Ill call the Numeric Batch coded Numeric Batch Interpreter NumericNumericCMD +2012-04-27.txt:06:54:49: <shubshub> actually screw the self interpretation idea +2012-04-27.txt:06:54:55: <shubshub> Itll be to complicated +2012-04-27.txt:06:55:15: <shubshub> because of the interpreter converting the ?one? and stuff in the translator +2012-04-27.txt:06:56:11: <shubshub> compiler finished it converts the code into batch which then you can compile to exe :D +2012-04-27.txt:06:58:19: <shubshub> SGeo: I made a Numeric2Batch Converter :D +2012-04-27.txt:06:58:49: <shubshub> Just by adding these lines of code to the interpreter +2012-04-27.txt:06:58:49: <shubshub> echo @echo off >> converted.bat +2012-04-27.txt:06:58:49: <shubshub> echo %str% >> converted.bat +2012-04-27.txt:06:58:50: <shubshub> echo pause >> converted.bat +2012-04-27.txt:06:59:16: <shubshub> itidus20: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Numeric_Batch +2012-04-27.txt:07:00:58: <shubshub> :D +2012-04-27.txt:07:01:07: <shubshub> its a Batch Derivitave written in batch +2012-04-27.txt:07:01:50: <shubshub> whats the worst +2012-04-27.txt:07:03:26: <shubshub> omg its so shitty +2012-04-27.txt:07:04:27: <shubshub> should I Make a Joke Language? +2012-04-27.txt:07:04:39: <shubshub> huh? +2012-04-27.txt:07:04:44: <shubshub> Numeric Batch isnt a joke language +2012-04-27.txt:07:05:13: <shubshub> yup +2012-04-27.txt:07:05:15: <shubshub> its on the list +2012-04-27.txt:07:08:05: <shubshub> Hows this? +2012-04-27.txt:07:08:06: <shubshub> call script.bat +2012-04-27.txt:07:08:06: <shubshub> if %lol%==say echo Hello World +2012-04-27.txt:07:08:06: <shubshub> if %lol%==dont_say echo Hello World +2012-04-27.txt:07:08:07: <shubshub> if %lol%==saysay echo HelloHello WorldWorld +2012-04-27.txt:07:08:07: <shubshub> pause +2012-04-27.txt:07:08:15: <shubshub> lol +2012-04-27.txt:07:09:17: <shubshub> isnt Snack a brainfuck derivitage +2012-04-27.txt:07:10:13: <shubshub> I should make a Language that only sometimes works :D ill call it MaybeNumericBatch +2012-04-27.txt:07:10:46: <shubshub> No +2012-04-27.txt:07:11:00: <shubshub> ill just reprogram my language to Only work if a certain random number is met :D +2012-04-27.txt:07:19:37: <shubshub> http://esolangs.org/wiki/MaybeNumericBatch :DS +2012-04-27.txt:07:20:06: <shubshub> http://esolangs.org/wiki/MaybeNumericBatch :D Yay +2012-04-27.txt:07:21:47: <shubshub> My New programming Language called MaybeNumericBatch its the Joke Language that only sometimes works hehe :D +2012-04-27.txt:07:23:50: <shubshub> what Makes a Derivitave a Derivitave?? +2012-04-27.txt:07:24:14: <shubshub> you mean being built in the language its alternating? +2012-04-27.txt:07:24:43: <shubshub> No its not +2012-04-27.txt:07:24:52: <shubshub> its just a modification of NumericBatch +2012-04-27.txt:07:25:26: <shubshub> Has anyone ever Made a Game Maker Language Derivitave??? +2012-04-27.txt:07:26:05: <shubshub> ^NB ?one? +2012-04-27.txt:07:26:08: <shubshub> :( +2012-04-27.txt:07:41:03: <shubshub> guess what +2012-04-27.txt:07:41:20: <shubshub> made a new language :D +2012-04-27.txt:07:44:41: <shubshub> in a second +2012-04-27.txt:07:46:16: <shubshub> http://esolangs.org/wiki/!!!Batch :D +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.23320 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +2011-10-31.txt:00:24:25: <TheAstoundingVan> NETHER DOES LEGO ALPHA TEAM :'( +2011-10-31.txt:00:25:37: <elliott> TheAstoundingVan: other people played lego alpha team? +2011-11-25.txt:21:55:31: <Taneb> Who played Lego Alpha Team +2011-11-25.txt:21:56:05: <Phantom_Hoover> I also don't think he played Lego Alpha Team? +2011-11-25.txt:21:56:49: <Taneb> `logs lego alpha team +2011-11-25.txt:21:57:00: <Taneb> `log lego alpha team +2011-11-25.txt:21:57:04: <monqy> `pastelogs lego alpha team +2011-11-25.txt:21:57:19: <monqy> I didn't play lego alpha team but I'm also not from hexham and don't read iwc or homestuck
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.23404 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,51 @@ + +TANSTAAFL +--- +No pig should go sky diving during monsoon +For this isn't really the norm. +But should a fat swine try to soar like a loon, +So what? Any pork in a storm. + +No pig should go sky diving during monsoon, +It's risky enough when the weather is fine. +But to have a pig soar when the monsoon doth roar +Cast even more perils before swine. +--- +Ever since I was a young boy, +I've hacked the ARPA net, +From Berkeley down to Rutgers, He's on my favorite terminal, +Any access I could get, He cats C right into foo, +But ain't seen nothing like him, His disciples lead him in, +On any campus yet, And he just breaks the root, +That deaf, dumb, and blind kid, Always has full SYS-PRIV's, +Sure sends a mean packet. Never uses lint, + That deaf, dumb, and blind kid, + Sure sends a mean packet. +He's a UNIX wizard, +There has to be a twist. +The UNIX wizard's got Ain't got no distractions, +Unlimited space on disk. Can't hear no whistles or bells, +How do you think he does it? Can't see no message flashing, +I don't know. Types by sense of smell, +What makes him so good? Those crazy little programs, + The proper bit flags set, + That deaf, dumb, and blind kid, + Sure sends a mean packet. + -- UNIX Wizard +--- +Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum. +--- +Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything. +--- +If it happens once, it's a bug. +If it happens twice, it's a feature. +If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy. +--- +Your sister swims out to meet troop ships. +--- +For adult education nothing beats children. +--- +In 1750 Issac Newton became discouraged when he fell up a flight of stairs. +--- +The system was down for backups from 5am to 10am last Saturday. +---
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.23467 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2012-04-26.txt:09:01:32: -!- shubshub has joined #esoteric. +2012-04-26.txt:09:01:36: <shubshub> hi +2012-04-26.txt:09:01:59: <shubshub> anyone here???? +2012-04-26.txt:09:02:34: <elliott> `welcome shubshub +2012-04-26.txt:09:02:43: <shubshub> I wanna Make my own version of brainfuck +2012-04-26.txt:09:02:44: <HackEgo> shubshub: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page +2012-04-26.txt:09:03:04: <shubshub> whose PH +2012-04-26.txt:09:04:21: <shubshub> how do i make one +2012-04-26.txt:09:05:34: <shubshub> How???? +2012-04-26.txt:09:06:08: <shubshub> How do I change the commands what do I use Please Help im New to this +2012-04-26.txt:09:06:39: <shubshub> where do I get this code +2012-04-26.txt:09:07:37: <shubshub> is there Maybe an Interpreter written In Batch??? +2012-04-26.txt:09:07:49: <shubshub> would it be possible? +2012-04-26.txt:09:08:00: <shubshub> should I give it a try +2012-04-26.txt:09:08:07: <shubshub> Im Pretty Good with batch +2012-04-26.txt:09:08:22: <shubshub> Basically to change what something is you do set something=blah +2012-04-26.txt:09:08:45: <shubshub> then you can do set something=%something:h=g% then it would become blag +2012-04-26.txt:09:09:53: <shubshub> with something like that would it be possible or is it completely impossible? +2012-04-26.txt:09:10:42: <shubshub> Im Gonna Make a BrainFuck Interpreter and call it BatchFuck +2012-04-26.txt:09:10:56: <shubshub> hmmm? +2012-04-26.txt:09:11:43: <shubshub> Im pretty sure you can by doing ( / will mean a new line btw) :first / echo hi / goto first +2012-04-26.txt:09:11:49: <shubshub> would that be a loop? +2012-04-26.txt:09:14:55: <shubshub> does BrainFuck Have Networking Capabilities? +2012-04-26.txt:09:15:16: <shubshub> wtf is netcat? +2012-04-26.txt:09:15:28: <shubshub> hmmm? +2012-04-26.txt:09:15:42: <shubshub> well then since it doesnt then Batch will be totally possible +2012-04-26.txt:09:17:43: <shubshub> People have Made Games In brainfuck +2012-04-26.txt:09:17:57: <Lumpio-> shubshub: Are you German? +2012-04-26.txt:09:18:03: <shubshub> No Im Kiwi +2012-04-26.txt:09:18:14: <elliott> shubshub: is your caps lock broken +2012-04-26.txt:09:18:17: <Lumpio-> shubshub: Why do you capitalize random words +2012-04-26.txt:09:18:18: <shubshub> Its a force of Habbit I have' +2012-04-26.txt:09:18:36: <shubshub> sorry +2012-04-26.txt:09:20:47: <shubshub> lul wtf someone wrote a brainfuck intepreter in BrainFuck +2012-04-26.txt:09:22:32: <shubshub> hi fizzie +2012-04-26.txt:09:24:12: <shubshub> elliot what would be the easiest brainfuck interpreter to understand on that Link you gave me???? +2012-04-26.txt:09:24:28: <shubshub> BrainFucks to hard for me to understand so Im gonna make my own +2012-04-26.txt:09:28:44: <shubshub> can I write it in another language then convert it into Brainfuck? +2012-04-26.txt:09:29:37: <shubshub> link me please fizzie +2012-04-26.txt:09:29:54: <shubshub> from fungot? +2012-04-26.txt:09:29:55: <fungot> shubshub: haha. " i heard it's good" +2012-04-26.txt:09:30:03: <shubshub> ^source ? +2012-04-26.txt:09:30:08: <shubshub> oh it auto pastes +2012-04-26.txt:09:30:15: <shubshub> ^hi +2012-04-26.txt:09:30:30: <shubshub> its freaking Impossible for me to read +2012-04-26.txt:09:31:14: <shubshub> I honestly can not understand it +2012-04-26.txt:09:32:10: <shubshub> can i write It In BASIC then convert it Into brainfuck code? +2012-04-26.txt:09:33:07: <shubshub> ^bf +2012-04-26.txt:09:33:31: <shubshub> ^bf,[>,]<[.<] +2012-04-26.txt:09:33:35: <shubshub> lol +2012-04-26.txt:09:33:47: -!- shubshub is now known as shubshub_has_bee. +2012-04-26.txt:09:33:52: -!- shubshub_has_bee is now known as shubshub. +2012-04-26.txt:09:34:25: <shubshub> wow I didnt even know my nickname was registered to me^_^ +2012-04-26.txt:09:34:56: <shubshub> fungot: hi +2012-04-26.txt:09:34:57: <fungot> shubshub: assuming ( number? 2) t not work on them? please? +2012-04-26.txt:09:35:03: <shubshub> fungot: r u real? +2012-04-26.txt:09:35:04: <fungot> shubshub: f! h;! " icfp has been full of exciting conversations on esoteric and brainfuck! +2012-04-26.txt:09:35:10: <shubshub> fungot: >>> +2012-04-26.txt:09:35:10: <fungot> shubshub: my intentions are not fnord, last checked fnord) ( i know of +2012-04-26.txt:09:35:14: <shubshub> lol +2012-04-26.txt:09:41:38: <shubshub> MY BASIC CODE ISNT COMPILIONG!!!!!\ +2012-04-26.txt:09:42:30: <shubshub> Here is My script: http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=L9zEYWbV whats wrong with it??? +2012-04-26.txt:09:42:47: <shubshub> Im Using http://rosettacode.org/wiki/Execute_Brain****/BASIC/QuickBasic btw +2012-04-26.txt:09:42:57: <shubshub> http://rosettacode.org/wiki/Execute_Brain****/BASIC/QuickBasic +2012-04-26.txt:09:43:28: <shubshub> idk +2012-04-26.txt:09:43:45: <shubshub> Im Just Using a source +2012-04-26.txt:09:44:32: <Sgeo> shubshub, did the original source you used just interpret normal Brainfuck? > < + - etc? +2012-04-26.txt:09:44:43: <shubshub> yes +2012-04-26.txt:09:45:00: <shubshub> what do you mean +2012-04-26.txt:09:45:42: <shubshub> what??? +2012-04-26.txt:09:45:46: <shubshub> yea +2012-04-26.txt:09:45:55: <shubshub> Im trying to make Basic code then convert it to BrainFuck +2012-04-26.txt:09:47:20: <Sgeo> shubshub, you should try to get it to work on QuickBasic before attempting to port to BFBasic +2012-04-26.txt:09:47:33: <shubshub> How do I write BFBasic? +2012-04-26.txt:09:48:06: <shubshub> sorry its Just Im a One of those stick with what I orignally had in mind people +2012-04-26.txt:09:48:39: <shubshub> lul wut +2012-04-26.txt:09:48:44: <elliott> shubshub: What? It's simple. +2012-04-26.txt:09:48:56: <shubshub> teach me +2012-04-26.txt:09:49:01: <shubshub> please +2012-04-26.txt:09:49:28: <shubshub> Teach me How to write the interpreter In BFBASIC +2012-04-26.txt:09:49:38: <Sgeo> shubshub, first, figure it out with QuickBasic +2012-04-26.txt:09:49:50: <shubshub> Using BFBASIC +2012-04-26.txt:09:50:19: <Sgeo> shubshub, well, the interpreter you found is not written in BFBASIC. It's written in a language that is different but looks similar. +2012-04-26.txt:09:53:13: <Sgeo> shubshub, so first, try to obtain QuickBasic. Try to see if you can get the original code to run. Once you've done that, try to modify it +2012-04-26.txt:09:53:31: <Sgeo> shubshub, alternatively: Try compiling the original code with BFBASIC. Observe it fail to compile. +2012-04-26.txt:09:53:42: <shubshub> it didnt compile +2012-04-26.txt:09:54:10: <Sgeo> shubshub, and what did you try? +2012-04-26.txt:09:54:50: <shubshub> I used the original basic code and it failed to compile +2012-04-26.txt:09:55:39: <Sgeo> shubshub, ok. So the code you found will not work in BFBASIC. If you still want to stick to that code, it should run on QuickBasic. +2012-04-26.txt:09:57:34: <shubshub> Id Like something that I can compile Into BrainFuck code so it makes me look so pro +2012-04-26.txt:09:58:24: <shubshub> what do you mean +2012-04-26.txt:09:58:44: <shubshub> k +2012-04-26.txt:10:04:21: <shubshub> SOMeone tell me how to download the C2BF compiler pleASE? +2012-04-26.txt:10:04:42: <shubshub> https://c2bf.svn.sourceforge.net/svnroot/brainfuck/c2bf/trunk/ i dont know which files I Need +2012-04-26.txt:10:06:41: <shubshub> D: dammit +2012-04-26.txt:10:08:53: <shubshub> Quick what does this say In Brain fuck?: +++++++++++++++++++++++++[>++>+++>++++>+++++<<<<-]+++++++++++++++++++++++++>>---.>+.+++++++..+++.<<<+++++++.>>+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.<<<+. +2012-04-26.txt:10:09:35: <shubshub> ^bf +++++++++++++++++++++++++[>++>+++>++++>+++++<<<<-]+++++++++++++++++++++++++>>---.>+.+++++++..+++.<<<+++++++.>>+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.<<<+. +2012-04-26.txt:10:09:47: <shubshub> Yay +2012-04-26.txt:10:10:17: <shubshub> +++++++++++++++++++++++++[>++>+++>++++>+++++<<<<-]+++++++++++++++++++++++++>>---.---.+++++++..+++.<<+++++++.>>----------.++++++++++++++.----.+++++.---------------.+++++++++++++.---------.------.<<.>>.+++++.-------.+++++++++++++..---------.+++++++.<<.>>+++++++.-----------.+++++++++++++.<++++++++++++++++.>--.<++++++.>++.<------.<.>>++.-----.---.+++++.<+++.<.>>.<+++.+.>-. +2012-04-26.txt:10:10:30: <shubshub> ^bf +++++++++++++++++++++++++[>++>+++>++++>+++++<<<<-]+++++++++++++++++++++++++>>---.---.+++++++..+++.<<+++++++.>>----------.++++++++++++++.----.+++++.---------------.+++++++++++++.---------.------.<<.>>.+++++.-------.+++++++++++++..---------.+++++++.<<.>>+++++++.-----------.+++++++++++++.<++++++++++++++++.>--.<++++++.>++.<------.<.>>++.-----.---.+++++.<+++.<.>>.<+++.+.>-. +2012-04-26.txt:10:10:30: <fungot> HELLO ESOTERIC CHANNEL SHUBSHUB WROTE THIS +2012-04-26.txt:10:10:51: <shubshub> ^ruby +2012-04-26.txt:10:10:55: <shubshub> ^ruby hi +2012-04-26.txt:10:10:58: <shubshub> ^bf hi +2012-04-26.txt:10:10:59: <elliott> !bf_txtgen HELLO ESOTERIC CHANNEL SHUBSHUB WROTE THIS +2012-04-26.txt:10:11:17: <shubshub> !bf_txtgen WTF ITS THAT EASY WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME +2012-04-26.txt:10:16:40: <shubshub> '""""'""""'""""""'""'"""'""'""'""'""'""'""'""'""'""'"""'""""'""""""'"""'""""""""""'"""""'""""""""'"" +2012-04-26.txt:10:16:40: <shubshub> """"""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""" +2012-04-26.txt:10:16:40: <shubshub> """""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'"""" +2012-04-26.txt:10:16:40: <shubshub> """"'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'""""""""'"""""""'"""'"" +2012-04-26.txt:10:16:40: <shubshub> ""'""""""'"""""""'""'"""'"""""""'"""'""""'""""""'""'"""'""'"""""""'""'"""'""""""'"""'""""""""""'"""" +2012-04-26.txt:10:16:40: -!- shubshub has quit (Excess Flood). +2012-04-26.txt:10:17:03: -!- shubshub has joined #esoteric. +2012-04-26.txt:10:17:05: <shubshub> sorry +2012-04-26.txt:10:17:19: <shubshub> didnt plan that well it was spose to translate it +2012-04-26.txt:10:17:28: <shubshub> I did ^UnReadable then pasted 98 lines +2012-04-26.txt:10:17:41: <shubshub> :( +2012-04-26.txt:10:18:00: <shubshub> ^UnReadable """"""""""" +2012-04-26.txt:10:19:36: <Sgeo> shubshub, EgoBot does not know every esolang +2012-04-26.txt:10:19:46: <shubshub> lol +2012-04-26.txt:10:38:16: <shubshub> bai be back tommorow for more great fun +2012-04-26.txt:10:43:00: -!- shubshub has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). +2012-04-27.txt:03:58:51: -!- shubshub has joined #esoteric. +2012-04-27.txt:03:58:53: <shubshub> hiya +2012-04-27.txt:03:59:52: <shubshub> ^help +2012-04-27.txt:04:00:07: <shachaf> `welcome shubshub +2012-04-27.txt:04:00:11: <HackEgo> shubshub: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page +2012-04-27.txt:04:00:16: <shachaf> fungot: Say hi to shubshub +2012-04-27.txt:04:00:20: <shubshub> I was here yesterday +2012-04-27.txt:04:00:33: <shachaf> `WELCOME SHUBSHUB AGAIN +2012-04-27.txt:04:00:38: <HackEgo> SHUBSHUB: AGAIN: WELCOME TO THE INTERNATIONAL HUB FOR ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE DESIGN AND DEPLOYMENT! FOR MORE INFORMATION, CHECK OUT OUR WIKI: HTTP://ESOLANGS.ORG/WIKI/MAIN_PAGE +2012-04-27.txt:04:00:49: <shubshub> I was HERE YESTERDAY! no need to welcome me +2012-04-27.txt:04:00:54: <elliott> `welcome shubshub +2012-04-27.txt:04:00:58: <HackEgo> shubshub: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page +2012-04-27.txt:04:00:58: <elliott> Welcome to the channel, shubshub! +2012-04-27.txt:04:01:02: <shubshub> noooo +2012-04-27.txt:04:01:09: <shubshub> 'welcome +2012-04-27.txt:04:01:25: <shubshub> ' welcome shubshub +2012-04-27.txt:04:01:27: <shubshub> lol\ +2012-04-27.txt:04:01:45: <shubshub> , welcome shubshub +2012-04-27.txt:04:03:12: <shubshub> elliot do you know anything about Batch? I Need to know if i can set the contents Of a file as a Variable for Later use? +2012-04-27.txt:04:03:26: <ais523> shubshub: it's a backquote, not a quote +2012-04-27.txt:04:03:43: <shubshub> " welcome shubshub +2012-04-27.txt:04:03:54: <shubshub> anyway can someone answer my question? +2012-04-27.txt:04:04:07: <shubshub> ` oh +2012-04-27.txt:04:04:09: <shubshub> `lol +2012-04-27.txt:04:04:27: <shubshub> `foundit haha +2012-04-27.txt:04:13:13: <shubshub> can someone Help me with my batch programming? +2012-04-27.txt:04:13:31: <shubshub> I Need to run commands in the batch file and the commands come straight from a text document +2012-04-27.txt:04:13:59: <shubshub> ^batch echo hi +2012-04-27.txt:04:14:02: <shubshub> lol +2012-04-27.txt:04:14:11: <shubshub> ^dos echo hi +2012-04-27.txt:04:15:05: <shubshub> fungot Hello +2012-04-27.txt:04:15:05: <fungot> shubshub: fnord sounds like something fnord.) +2012-04-27.txt:04:49:42: <shubshub> I DID IT! +2012-04-27.txt:04:50:15: <shubshub> I MADE A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE +2012-04-27.txt:04:50:23: <shubshub> NumericBatch +2012-04-27.txt:04:50:37: <shubshub> coded in batch +2012-04-27.txt:04:51:12: <shubshub> Its Batch except programmed using ?<insert name of number? (eg: ?five??three??eight??fifteen? ?eight??nine? would Output echo hi and Output hi to the screen) +2012-04-27.txt:04:52:00: <shubshub> Im gonna add it to the list of languages +2012-04-27.txt:04:54:53: <shubshub> i will +2012-04-27.txt:04:56:05: <shubshub> How do I put the text into a code box? +2012-04-27.txt:04:56:35: <shubshub> How +2012-04-27.txt:05:14:58: <shubshub> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Numeric_Batch +2012-04-27.txt:05:16:12: <shubshub> :( +2012-04-27.txt:05:17:49: <shubshub> Im making adjustments currently also to make it better and More Useable +2012-04-27.txt:05:18:08: <shubshub> ^Numeric_Batch ?one? +2012-04-27.txt:05:18:16: <shubshub> Make fungot Learn Numeric_Batch +2012-04-27.txt:05:18:17: <fungot> shubshub: about 200g chocolade daily keeps a mind and body seem to have +2012-04-27.txt:05:18:31: <shubshub> fungot: learn numeric batch +2012-04-27.txt:05:18:32: <fungot> shubshub: 6.001 test on friday? coming back home in two days some time in the evenings nowadays, it's possible to become internationally famous after your suicide even if you had +2012-04-27.txt:05:22:37: <shubshub> set /p doesnt work :( +2012-04-27.txt:05:29:55: <shubshub> Maybe an infinite Line Interpreter next? +2012-04-27.txt:05:30:37: <shubshub> monqy are u any goo at batch? +2012-04-27.txt:05:30:42: <shubshub> good* +2012-04-27.txt:05:30:50: <shubshub> Batch Script +2012-04-27.txt:05:31:13: <shubshub> omg wtf is this guy even real? +2012-04-27.txt:05:31:20: <shubshub> ^NB ?one? +2012-04-27.txt:05:31:27: <shubshub> ^NumericBatch ?one? +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:30: <shubshub> ^ruby hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:32: <shubshub> ^bf hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:37: <shubshub> ^bf >>++ +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:45: <shubshub> ^bf <..>+ +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:51: <shubshub> !seen hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:55: <shubshub> ^hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:57: <shubshub> hi fungot +2012-04-27.txt:05:32:58: <fungot> shubshub: oklotalk itself will be transformed... dang it. it is based on one of the big problems with scheme +2012-04-27.txt:05:33:04: <shubshub> ^help +2012-04-27.txt:05:33:09: <shubshub> ^def +2012-04-27.txt:05:33:27: <shubshub> !bf_txtgen hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:33:32: <shubshub> !bf_textgen hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:33:39: <shubshub> !nb_textgen echo hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:33:47: <shubshub> !numeric_batch_textgen hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:34:18: <shubshub> !ul_textgen hi +2012-04-27.txt:05:42:58: <shubshub> Hi fizzie +2012-04-27.txt:05:43:10: <shubshub> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Numeric_Batch +2012-04-27.txt:05:43:35: <shubshub> ^def ^NB ?one? (a)S +2012-04-27.txt:05:44:02: <shubshub> ^def tmp NB(hi)S +2012-04-27.txt:05:44:15: <shubshub> ^def tmp ul(rawr)S +2012-04-27.txt:05:44:20: <shubshub> ^tmp +2012-04-27.txt:05:44:31: <shubshub> fizzie: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Numeric_Batch My programming language :D +2012-04-27.txt:05:47:07: <monqy> elliottasdf: have you seen Numeric Batch, Shubshub's programming language? :D +2012-04-27.txt:05:47:32: <shubshub> :D +2012-04-27.txt:05:47:37: <shubshub> really? +2012-04-27.txt:05:48:06: <shubshub> ... +2012-04-27.txt:05:48:23: <shubshub> I worked Hard on Numeric Batch Now to Mix and Match the translation Numbers +2012-04-27.txt:05:48:58: <shubshub> Omg I would love that +2012-04-27.txt:05:49:18: <shubshub> why whats Befunge\ +2012-04-27.txt:05:50:02: <shubshub> It should be easy to Interperet Numeric Batch In Befunge its only converting the numbers into letters and executing them as batch code +2012-04-27.txt:05:50:34: <shubshub> fizzie: please ill give u a cookie :D +2012-04-27.txt:05:50:50: <shubshub> you might wanna wait a bit while I Mix and match the translation code ok +2012-04-27.txt:05:52:04: <shubshub> yea its basically Taking text and using it as code +2012-04-27.txt:05:54:22: <shubshub> Deewiant: there is a shitload more than 10 commands In Batch +2012-04-27.txt:05:54:49: <Deewiant> shubshub: call, echo, for, goto, if, pause, shift, setlocal/endlocal +2012-04-27.txt:05:55:00: <shubshub> there is more than that +2012-04-27.txt:05:55:30: <shubshub> http://ss64.com/nt/ +2012-04-27.txt:05:56:56: <shubshub> fizzie: elliotasdf: Im Updating Numeric Batch Now +2012-04-27.txt:05:57:35: <monqy> shubshub: please be updating numeric batch now +2012-04-27.txt:05:58:03: <shachaf> shubshub: Please put -- bah. +2012-04-27.txt:05:58:20: <shubshub> shachaf? +2012-04-27.txt:05:58:29: <shubshub> shubshub? +2012-04-27.txt:06:00:18: <shubshub> elliotasdf: fizzie: monwy: shachaf: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Numeric_Batch Updated :D +2012-04-27.txt:06:00:29: <shubshub> monqy* +2012-04-27.txt:06:00:45: <shachaf> shubshub: Please take me off the numeric batch update list. +2012-04-27.txt:06:00:49: <shubshub> k +2012-04-27.txt:06:01:03: <shubshub> didnt know there was a list but ok +2012-04-27.txt:06:01:13: <monqy> shubshub, sgeo: please put shachaf on the numeric batch update list +2012-04-27.txt:06:01:20: <shubshub> where? +2012-04-27.txt:06:01:22: <shubshub> I dont see it +2012-04-27.txt:06:01:34: <shubshub> I typod with monwy i meant monqy +2012-04-27.txt:06:01:52: <monqy> shubshub: please put Sgeo on the numeric batch update list +2012-04-27.txt:06:02:00: <shubshub> omg shhh ur annoying me +2012-04-27.txt:06:02:49: <shubshub> elliotasdf: On a scale of 1 to 10 How well is my Programming Language? +2012-04-27.txt:06:03:15: <Sgeo> shubshub, it's a batch derivative, correct? +2012-04-27.txt:06:03:19: <shubshub> yes +2012-04-27.txt:06:03:39: * shubshub should call the interpreter NumericCMD.exe then :D +2012-04-27.txt:06:04:57: <elliottasdf> shubshub: 10 well +2012-04-27.txt:06:05:14: <shubshub> hen run +2012-04-27.txt:06:05:33: <shubshub> (lol ) +2012-04-27.txt:06:06:50: <shubshub> elliotasdf: Thanks :D +2012-04-27.txt:06:07:07: <shubshub> fizzie: are you working on fun*ot yet (dont want fun*ot to talk :D) +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:10: <shubshub> fungot dont talk +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:11: <fungot> shubshub: mainly i can't use +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:18: <shubshub> fungot don't talk +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:18: <fungot> shubshub: that's bj's territory" source), but now it hangs up when loading it +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:23: <shubshub> fungot don't say a word +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:24: <fungot> shubshub: undefined variable ' call/ cc diverts the control flow clear.)) be false mathematically. +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:26: <shubshub> omg +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:34: <shubshub> fungot, don't say a word +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:35: <fungot> shubshub: trying to figure out how to use +2012-04-27.txt:06:09:55: <shubshub> Deewiant: i dont know how to use Befunge +2012-04-27.txt:06:10:04: <shubshub> HOW +2012-04-27.txt:06:10:16: <Sgeo> shubshub, reading the page on the esolang wiki may be a start +2012-04-27.txt:06:11:08: <shubshub> id rather someone who is fluent In Befunge to write it :D +2012-04-27.txt:06:12:10: <shubshub> why did fungot have to be programmed in Befunge? +2012-04-27.txt:06:12:11: <fungot> shubshub: too much irc going on for embedded scheme i.e. micro controller based specially pics/ fnord +2012-04-27.txt:06:12:21: <shubshub> fungot, why are you programmed in Befunge? +2012-04-27.txt:06:12:22: <fungot> shubshub: ( 1/ 2 to the complex plane to the complex list posited in most biology texts, is simply reproduction with inherited change. viruses are _very_ hard to compare since stalin compiles to c, as opposed to +2012-04-27.txt:06:12:59: <shubshub> monqy: Numeric Batch is not fluent enough too Many errors Unless you know how to set a variable to a new line +2012-04-27.txt:06:16:09: <shubshub> hi augur +2012-04-27.txt:06:20:09: <shubshub> lol what +2012-04-27.txt:06:21:54: <shubshub> elliottasdf: hi +2012-04-27.txt:06:22:06: <shubshub> How do i set a new line in a batch variable> +2012-04-27.txt:06:22:07: <shubshub> ? +2012-04-27.txt:06:22:14: <shubshub> fizzie: you there???? +2012-04-27.txt:06:22:40: <Sgeo> shubshub, btw, the reason fungot is not responding is because I have a character between two of the letters in the name, that makes fungot not see its name. However, the character is not visible to us. +2012-04-27.txt:06:23:50: <shubshub> fungot: Numeric Batch? +2012-04-27.txt:06:23:51: <fungot> shubshub: no, i think. hm. +2012-04-27.txt:06:23:59: <shubshub> fungot: 1+1? +2012-04-27.txt:06:23:59: <fungot> shubshub: what language was it written by mankind? :) fnord/ fnord/ english/ wa/ fnord/ fnord +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:07: <shubshub> fungot: Numeric +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:08: <fungot> shubshub: same thing :p they might want to write a procedure that accepted a continuation that takes a function which reduces streams of a's to values of type type name, with the fnord +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:14: <shubshub> fungot: Kick yourself +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:15: <fungot> shubshub: and a muffle with a port fnord. :_) if i just had to spoil the moment, i prefer scheme +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:22: <shubshub> ^act hi +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:25: <shubshub> !act hi +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:44: <shubshub> ^source +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:52: <shubshub> ^help +2012-04-27.txt:06:24:56: <shubshub> ^bool +2012-04-27.txt:06:25:00: <shubshub> ^bool hi +2012-04-27.txt:06:25:06: <shubshub> ^lang +2012-04-27.txt:06:25:09: <shubshub> ^bool +2012-04-27.txt:06:25:12: <shubshub> ^bool +2012-04-27.txt:06:25:15: <shubshub> ^bool +2012-04-27.txt:06:25:19: <shubshub> lol +2012-04-27.txt:06:25:26: <shubshub> ^str +2012-04-27.txt:06:26:06: <shubshub> ^paste +2012-04-27.txt:06:26:11: <shubshub> Hi elliot +2012-04-27.txt:06:26:27: <augur> shubshub: uh.. hi? +2012-04-27.txt:06:26:45: <shubshub> elliott: Can You Make a program that will set a variable then echo it on screen Using Numeric Batch? can you do that for me? +2012-04-27.txt:06:26:54: <shubshub> why +2012-04-27.txt:06:27:21: <shubshub> what do you use? +2012-04-27.txt:06:28:01: <shubshub> well use wine to run cmd then +2012-04-27.txt:06:28:43: <shubshub> Sgeo do you know any batch? +2012-04-27.txt:06:28:49: <Sgeo> shubshub, nope. +2012-04-27.txt:06:29:02: <shubshub> ill brb dinner +2012-04-27.txt:06:29:08: -!- shubshub is now known as shubshub[A]. +2012-04-27.txt:06:29:08: * shubshub[A] is set as away : Reason(Dinner Mmmmm NOM NOM) +2012-04-27.txt:06:29:41: <Sgeo> shubshub is asking for a program in numeric batch, right? +2012-04-27.txt:06:39:47: -!- shubshub[A] is now known as shubshub. +[too many lines; stopping]
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.23600 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +436) <oklopol> half the time the time travel model is one where a consistent universe essentially seems impossible if it supports any nontrivial agent-like behavior (because certainly one agent will want to destroy it using a retarded paradox), the other half seems to actually assume an implicit extra time axis and moving in time is still moving forward on this axis, you are just given a copy of past contents of the world.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.23745 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,64 @@ +32) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +34) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +36) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +47) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +58) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +59) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +60) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +67) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +87) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +107) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +124) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +147) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +165) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +174) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +182) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +213) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +223) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +224) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +225) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +266) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +268) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +270) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +274) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +283) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +289) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +297) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +303) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +306) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +313) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +315) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +318) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +367) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +369) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +370) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +376) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +378) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +410) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +412) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +413) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +421) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +429) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +433) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +435) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +441) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +448) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +513) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +567) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +605) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +606) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +634) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +635) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +675) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +678) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +686) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +692) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +695) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +712) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +717) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +735) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +801) <oklopol> nortti: fizzie has done some impressive stuff in befunge, which is essentially the two-dimensional version of finnish politics. +806) <elliott> gah <elliott> this language is of the devil <elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_ +819) <oklopol> Gregor: i watched the first episode of MLP [...] <oklopol> Gregor: it wasn't bad, but there was very little sex and violence +833) < oklopol> oh god another crazy haskell understander < oklopol> i have to leave +837) <oklopol> i don't get how people are afraid of parachute jumping but they routinely drive a car in fucking traffic
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.2379 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +2007-11-05.txt:16:34:53: <Sgeo> No
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.23910 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +2011-01-28.txt:21:06:45: <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, PREPARE FOR BRICKBRAINNESS +2011-01-28.txt:23:45:48: <Phantom_Hoover> I want to brickbrain the person who posted it. +2011-05-16.txt:13:00:13: * Phantom_Hoover brickbrains oerjan, moves onto ais523 before realising he is out of bricks. +2011-05-16.txt:21:55:28: * Phantom__Hoover brickbrains Sgeo. +2011-06-21.txt:19:27:16: <Phantom_Hoover> Unfortunately I will have to brickbrain you before you can go any further. This is good, keep it up! +2011-07-11.txt:13:38:43: <Phantom_Hoover> Well, you seem moderately nice, so I won't brickbrain you. +2011-07-11.txt:13:57:58: <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, yes, except brickbraining those people is pointless because it would just make their brain slightly harder. +2011-08-05.txt:23:53:08: * Phantom_Hoover brickbrain Lymee +2011-11-07.txt:19:51:52: <Phantom_Hoover> olsner, readying it for some brickbrainin'. +2011-11-09.txt:06:33:57: <elliott> And delegate the brickbraining to me. +2011-11-20.txt:14:49:20: <elliott_> I don't think it's ever been proven that the brickbraining procedure is fatal. +2011-11-20.txt:14:52:02: <Taneb|Hovercraft> Hoover's conjecture: the brickbraining is not fatal +2011-12-11.txt:18:33:25: <Phantom__Hoover> Ngevd, THAT SOUNDS LIKE BRICKBRAINING TALK +2012-01-05.txt:10:58:32: <elliott> He's going to brickbrain himself +2012-02-25.txt:11:28:07: <Taneb> Good luck being brickbrained by Phantom Hoover +2012-02-25.txt:12:00:52: <mRoman> brickbrained? +2012-02-25.txt:12:37:58: <fizzie> `pastelog brickbrain
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.23993 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +2012-03-06.txt:19:27:05: <itidus21> `pastelogs itidus hehe
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.2404 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +2012-07-14.txt:22:34:59: <oerjan> `log <stanley> +2012-07-14.txt:22:35:06: <HackEgo> 2012-07-14.txt:22:34:59: <oerjan> `log <stanley> +2012-07-14.txt:22:35:15: <oerjan> `pastelogs <stanley>
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.24049 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,300 @@ +2003-07-09.txt:03:34:23: <lament> And hq9+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2003-07-30.txt:20:33:42: <lament> !!!!!!! +2004-05-04.txt:04:31:02: <heatsink> else: print "unknown comand!!111 AHR AHR U SUX0R" +2004-05-30.txt:17:17:58: <Keymaker> nNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! +2004-12-02.txt:03:47:52: <lament> !!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:10: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:10: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:11: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:12: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:12: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:13: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:14: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:15: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:17: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-02-11.txt:15:42:03: <Keymaker> rhh.. i've waited for long to have some spare time, and now i can't get doing anything or get started doing anything. :( unfair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-02-27.txt:08:11:56: <Keymaker> aaaaarrrgghhhhh it's too strong! nooooooooooooo!!!!!!! +2005-03-07.txt:17:21:25: <Keymaker> {^Raven^}: fl0at is evlil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-03-09.txt:15:46:03: <Keymaker> and to anyone: PLEASE CHECK THE LBFC TOPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-03-30.txt:14:05:40: <Keymaker> NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-04-14.txt:17:50:39: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-04-15.txt:19:42:43: <Keymaker> yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-04-15.txt:19:42:46: <Keymaker> solved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-04-18.txt:19:18:00: <Keymaker> annoying school work done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-04-19.txt:18:19:07: <Keymaker> and by the way, have you worked on the kipple interpreter? i wanna program in kipple!!!!!! +2005-05-05.txt:04:29:34: <GregorR> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-06.txt:07:54:37: <GregorR-L> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-06.txt:07:54:41: <GregorR-L> I MADE A QUINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 +2005-05-07.txt:03:16:21: <GregorR> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-07.txt:03:16:28: <GregorR> MY BF INTERPRETER (missing features) WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-11.txt:04:51:40: <Keymaker> but i wanna get coding!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-11.txt:05:15:36: <Keymaker> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-11.txt:05:30:44: <Keymaker> NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! +2005-05-12.txt:15:29:03: <Keymaker> i'm alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 +2005-05-13.txt:14:05:40: <Keymaker> hahaha!!!!!!!! +2005-05-17.txt:19:48:33: <Keymaker> look, here they come again! power off!!!!11 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-18.txt:23:33:20: <GregorR-L> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! +2005-05-18.txt:23:33:22: <GregorR-L> IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-24.txt:23:33:24: <graue> well, the problem then is, some jerk can just add a paragraph to a page and say "Everything on here is now (c) me all rights reserved, ha ha ha!!!!!" and infect the page with viral copyright +2005-05-25.txt:00:40:11: <GregorR> But the main would know it, and could put a big red banner on the page saying "THIS MIRROR IS DOWN!!!!!!!!" +2005-05-25.txt:07:37:11: <GregorR-L> ALL HAIL CPRESSEY!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-26.txt:00:26:28: <GregorR-L> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-27.txt:23:09:11: <Keymaker> i hate computers!!!!1 +2005-06-02.txt:19:52:32: <Keymaker> this channel is TOO active!!!!!! :p +2005-06-02.txt:19:53:03: <Keymaker> i don't have time to read them nor think about them!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-06-09.txt:22:22:31: <Keymaker> calamari: wow!!!!! +2005-06-12.txt:00:35:41: <Keymaker> but one shouldn't use other sizes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-06-13.txt:01:10:09: <GregorR> 00000000 becomes 11111111 becomes 00000001 +2005-06-13.txt:01:10:19: <GregorR> 00000001 becomes 11111110 --- never mind, I'm dumb. +2005-06-15.txt:20:06:51: <Keymaker> wow wow wow wow awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-06-15.txt:20:39:15: <Keymaker> RGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-06-18.txt:00:18:59: <Keymaker> i'll complain for weeks how stupid i am, when it's gone and i can read from web how scooter fans say "AWESOME GIG!!!!!" +2005-06-18.txt:00:43:39: <Keymaker> aargh seagulls!!!!!! +2005-06-25.txt:23:45:05: <Keymaker> d'oh!!!!!! +2005-06-26.txt:23:30:19: <Keymaker> yeah, everything can be done with brainfuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-16.txt:14:05:28: <Keymaker> YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-20.txt:19:33:27: <Keymaker> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrghhhh!!!!! +2005-07-20.txt:21:44:01: <GregorR> Everyone!!!!!!! :P +2005-07-23.txt:08:36:01: <GregorR> YES!!!!! +2005-07-24.txt:09:29:37: <GregorR> YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-26.txt:03:17:00: <GregorR> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-26.txt:03:17:04: <GregorR> YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-26.txt:03:17:10: <GregorR> egobfc2m just ran mandelbrot!!!!!!!!!!1 +2005-07-26.txt:05:05:27: <GregorR> OH WAIT!!!!!!!!!!! Does it need 16-bit words? +2005-07-26.txt:15:53:45: <Keymaker> SWITCH!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-27.txt:07:31:04: <GregorR> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-27.txt:07:31:07: <GregorR> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-27.txt:07:31:11: <GregorR> I AM THE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-27.txt:07:31:19: <GregorR> I HAVE NO HUMILITY AND YET I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-28.txt:23:17:48: <GregorR> Muahahahaha ... BWAHAHAHAHA ... GAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-08-08.txt:22:41:33: <GregorR> *BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!* +2005-08-08.txt:22:44:29: <GregorR> G-ASP!!!!!! calamari said something nasty about our wonderful fantastic president who can have me murdered under the PATRIOT act if I say anything bad about his majesty. +2005-08-11.txt:00:51:52: <GregorR> NO!!!! XML IS ALWAYS BETTER!!!!! BUZZWORD = GOOD!!!! +2005-08-12.txt:16:54:18: <GregorR> CMYK*A (* = THE UNFATHOMABLE COLOR OF DOOOOOOOM!!!!!) +2005-08-12.txt:22:36:20: * Keymaker 's head explodes!!!!! +2005-08-17.txt:16:52:25: <Kmkr> NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! +2005-08-17.txt:20:34:57: <Gs30ng> HURRAH FOR ALL THE ESOLANG!!!!!! +2005-08-19.txt:04:00:23: <GregorR> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-08-19.txt:04:00:38: <GregorR> And also, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-08-23.txt:00:53:46: <GregorR-W> Because if you knew the truth, /IT WOULD HAUNT YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY/!!!!! +2005-09-19.txt:17:24:01: <grim_> you can already do bf-ish 111111+++++ +2005-09-21.txt:04:12:24: <GregorR> kipple: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sobs* +2005-09-21.txt:21:48:04: <GregorR> Can't talk now, I'm going to get MOXIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 +2005-09-22.txt:07:21:21: <GregorR> I'M A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!! +2005-09-23.txt:03:01:35: <GregorR> Hi!!!!!!!! +2005-09-23.txt:19:15:09: <GregorR> OMFG!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, IT'S GRIM UNDERSCORE UNDERSCORE UNDERSCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-09-26.txt:02:30:59: <Wildhalcyon> so, if you "unfold" it without the reverse symbol, you should get 111!1!++1!1!++1!1!++... hmm, no, you're right +2005-09-30.txt:20:28:55: <GregorR-L> AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! +2005-10-04.txt:07:53:17: * GregorR is .... THE UDAGE KILLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-10-13.txt:02:53:18: <GregorR> EUREKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-10-14.txt:19:39:53: <Keymaker> nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-10-19.txt:23:35:43: * GregorR is .... THE FALSEBOT SLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! +2005-10-20.txt:03:21:06: <falsebot> 1111111110 +2005-10-20.txt:03:21:19: <calamari> !123456789012345678111111111111111111111111111111 987654321+. +2005-10-20.txt:03:21:19: <falsebot> 123456789012345678111111111111111111112098765432 +2005-10-20.txt:03:23:36: <lament> !111111~. +2005-10-20.txt:03:23:36: <falsebot> -111112 +2005-10-20.txt:03:23:40: <lament> !11111111111111111111111111~. +2005-10-20.txt:03:23:41: <falsebot> -11111111111111111111111112 +2005-10-20.txt:21:39:43: <Robdgreat> ZOMG!!!111 +2005-10-21.txt:04:26:56: <GregorR> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-10-23.txt:20:56:25: <GregorR> cpressey: ASP .... DOT NET!!!!!? +2005-10-24.txt:21:05:33: <jix> glass fireing false and eso and BOTH fire back glass => exponential!!!!! +2005-10-28.txt:04:32:13: <GregorR> FYB!!!!!! +2005-10-28.txt:04:33:32: <GregorR> AHHHHHHH, FYB FYB FFYB FYB FYB!!!!! +2005-10-29.txt:00:21:06: <GregorR> DAMN YOU calamari!!!!!!!!!! +2005-10-29.txt:00:28:17: <GregorR> Hfffffffff!!!!! +2005-10-29.txt:01:59:13: <EgoBot> 110111001100010110010011101011100111010101100001100101011010101111110000111100010101110000010010110001110001101101101000000010001111101110100111000111010111000001100100011001111001111110000001111111011001011011100000101100011011000110001110110110010101111111011010110110111101110010111011000100000000001101110010110010111100100110000111110000001011011001111001000010011111000001101 +2005-11-04.txt:05:07:20: <lament> c++ sucks!!!!! :D +2005-11-05.txt:20:32:35: <Keymaker> SCOOTER!!!!!!!! +2005-11-06.txt:22:19:40: <Robdgreat> HI!!!11ONE +2005-11-12.txt:18:44:25: <Keymaker> i may not win, but at least i have one working solution!!!!!! +2005-11-21.txt:02:18:47: <GregorR> MUTINY!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-11-22.txt:03:30:21: <GregorR> There's no /usr !!!!!!!!!!! >_O +2005-12-04.txt:20:58:31: <GregorR> GASP YOU TYPED A CURSY WORD!!!!!!! +2005-12-21.txt:18:17:25: <nooga> YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 +2005-12-21.txt:20:18:30: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2005-12-28.txt:00:51:54: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-04.txt:20:52:16: <ihope> OMGWTFBBQ unlmabda is hard!!!11one!~ +2006-01-13.txt:02:07:11: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-13.txt:22:34:57: <ihope> omg omg omg!!!!11 llol +2006-01-14.txt:01:23:27: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-14.txt:23:09:37: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-16.txt:02:17:52: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-18.txt:01:54:26: -!- ihope_ has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-20.txt:00:52:14: <Keymaker> NOOOOO!!!!! +2006-01-20.txt:07:53:53: -!- fungebob has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-25.txt:02:08:36: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-31.txt:14:43:18: <Keymaker> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! +2006-02-02.txt:01:30:56: -!- fungebob has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-02-02.txt:11:10:03: <pgimeno> !!!!! +2006-02-02.txt:13:57:05: <nooga> he's 14 and he's writing interpreters in haskell and he knows lambda calculus and everything!!!!!! +2006-02-03.txt:23:12:12: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-02-04.txt:09:04:32: <GregorR_> Damn you peeeeeer!!!!!!!!! +2006-02-10.txt:00:51:44: <GregorR-L> KONQUEROR!!!!!! +2006-02-13.txt:18:29:00: <GregorR> nooga: BASTARD!!!!!!!!! +2006-03-03.txt:15:45:11: <RoboGregorR> c2bf supports arrays!!!!!!!!!! +2006-03-04.txt:14:06:58: <calamari> g1mm3 0pzzzzzzzzz!!!!!11one +2006-04-22.txt:06:12:53: <GregorR> lament: DAMN YOU AND YOUR GOOD PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2006-04-30.txt:01:01:48: <lament> three hundred MILLION digits!!!!! +2006-04-30.txt:01:53:55: <ihope> "[-]+[]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" +2006-05-02.txt:20:48:03: <ihope> It can parse anything!!1!!!1!111!!! +2006-05-16.txt:20:39:26: * jix IS OVERCLOCKING HIS GP2X OMGLOL11111 +2006-05-19.txt:22:56:50: <ihope> You know, translated into English, that's "STDUIYGN IS 4 LMERAS!!!1!!!1!!1!!1!! :-D :-D :-D l0l" +2006-05-25.txt:06:42:24: <rabidpoobear> !whirl 011000001111000011111000001111000011111000001111000 +2006-05-25.txt:06:42:24: <rabidpoobear> 011111000001100100000110011111000111000111100011001 +2006-05-25.txt:06:42:24: <rabidpoobear> 11000000000111110001000111110011001111100010001100 +2006-05-26.txt:08:48:58: <SimonRC> !!!!! http://thedailywtf.com/forums/permalink/74461/74568/ShowThread.aspx#74568 +2006-05-29.txt:05:02:09: <coder_> DIE JAVA!!!!!!!! >:D +2006-05-30.txt:02:36:30: <ihope> I doubt it will be "OMG THE BEST GAME EVAR!!!@!!!!1!!!!!1!1" that many fans think it will be, but I think it will be pretty durn good. +2006-06-06.txt:19:02:23: <lament> oh, i got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2006-06-14.txt:22:07:00: <nooga> jix: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! +2006-06-18.txt:00:38:02: * SimonRC !!!!!s for a bit. +2006-07-22.txt:19:08:46: <lament> so instead, why don't we use... QUBYTES!!!!!! +2006-07-25.txt:22:05:28: <Razor-X> NOOOOOOO!!!!!! +2006-07-26.txt:20:27:33: <lament> You have something............IN YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!!! +2006-07-27.txt:20:00:46: <lament> !qbf !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!# +2006-07-28.txt:00:50:46: <Razor-X> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! +2006-07-28.txt:00:55:27: <nooga> !sadol !!!!!0 +2006-07-28.txt:00:55:39: <ihope> !qbf !!!!!0 +2006-07-28.txt:00:55:53: <nooga> !sadol !!!!!"1! +2006-07-28.txt:00:55:55: <EgoBot> !!!!! +2006-07-28.txt:16:20:42: <Razor-X> THAT'S LIKE INSULTING GOOGLE!!!!! +2006-07-30.txt:22:20:40: <Razor-X> No! EGOBOT! <Darth Vader> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! </Darth Vader>. +2006-08-01.txt:16:30:27: <asiekierka> !!!!!! +2006-08-14.txt:01:15:59: <Razor-X> The god way plan was displayed?! Calling obtaining! [IRC-NICK] can eat the sandwich!! Escaping!!!!! +2006-08-20.txt:04:01:39: <GregorR> EGOBOT?! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2006-08-22.txt:21:18:10: <Razor-X> NO!1111 +2006-08-22.txt:21:18:17: <Razor-X> STAY BACK, FIEND!!!111!!! +2006-08-23.txt:17:46:20: <Razor-X> I disagree with your philisophy, GregorR-W!!!11!!!! +2006-08-24.txt:19:18:10: <Razor-X> You don't know Haskell?!!!111///!!! +2006-08-27.txt:00:16:43: <GregorR-L> TYPEINFO IN PLOF!!!!! +2006-08-29.txt:03:52:47: <Razor-X> She was alive, I felt it!!!!! +2006-09-02.txt:21:54:54: <ihope_> "params str | all isWhite str = []" <- MY BOT IS RACEIST!!!!!!!!11 +2006-09-24.txt:23:51:50: <Razor-X> Write BF audio!!!11!!! +2006-10-14.txt:04:51:36: <Razor-X> (display "Let's use Lisp from the dark ages!!!111!!!") +2006-10-14.txt:04:52:53: <Razor-X> (define dark-ages "I like using 20 different syntactical forms!!!!111!!!") +2006-10-21.txt:16:59:08: <jix> pikhq: i want to see the bfm code !!!!!!11111oneeleven +2006-10-22.txt:23:18:54: <ihope> !!!!! +2006-10-22.txt:23:19:12: <ihope> (Nothing happened; I just feel like using an extra exclamation mark or two!!!!!) +2006-10-24.txt:00:43:46: <oerjan> OW!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2006-11-01.txt:03:07:10: <thematrixeatsyou> printf("HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"); +2006-11-01.txt:06:07:07: <Razor-X> I patented the MENU SYSTEM!!11!! +2006-11-26.txt:04:26:56: <RodgerTheGreat> >SHUT THE **** UP!!!!! +2006-12-20.txt:22:47:41: <bsmntbombdood> no school tomorow either!!!!! +2006-12-21.txt:23:10:50: <GregorR-W> !bf_txtgen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2006-12-21.txt:23:11:52: <EgoBot> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2006-12-22.txt:19:00:48: <Sukoshi> EgoBot's back!!!!!111111oneoneoneenoenoeno!!!! +2006-12-26.txt:22:37:26: <tokigun> die!! !!!! !!!!!! +2006-12-26.txt:22:37:53: <tokigun> die !! !! !!!!!! +2006-12-26.txt:22:39:22: <pikhq> die !! !! !!!!!! +2006-12-26.txt:22:39:47: <pikhq> !! !! !!!!!! +2006-12-26.txt:22:44:23: <pikhq> .Y. !!!!!!!!! aaaa +2006-12-26.txt:22:44:45: <pikhq> !!!!!!!!! aaaa +2006-12-28.txt:21:46:09: <oklopol> !glass {M[m(_a)A!<4><5>(_a)a.?(_o)O!(_o)(on).1111111111111111?]} +2007-01-04.txt:03:22:36: <bsmntbombdood> p!!!!!!!!!!1 +2007-01-07.txt:19:26:54: <ihope_> OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2007-01-09.txt:03:52:56: <bsmntbombdood> emacs!!!!!!!! +2007-01-18.txt:05:02:37: <bsmntbombdood> !!!!!!!! +2007-01-21.txt:06:39:45: <CakeProphet> Gregor!!!!!!!!!!! +2007-01-23.txt:01:26:25: <EgoBot> 001110100011000001100111001110100011100000110100001010100010110100100001001000110100000001011111001110000011000000110001011100000011000000111110010111110010001100100010001110100011001000100101001110000011011000101010001010110101110000110010001011110011000000110001011001110011000100101101001110100011000000110001011100000011000001011100001000110010001001011111001001000010010000101 +2007-02-05.txt:04:21:44: <GreaseMonkey> MY MINISCRIPT INTERPRETER *SUCKS* UNDER WINDOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2007-02-06.txt:07:37:11: <GreaseMonkey> HELLO!!!!11!!!1!!!!! :D +2007-02-06.txt:23:23:20: <GreaseMonkey> OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!! +2007-02-11.txt:01:40:07: <SimonRC> read that whole website!!!!!! +2007-02-12.txt:05:42:04: <bsmntbombdood> NEVAR!!!!!!!! +2007-02-18.txt:23:22:54: <SevenInchBread> 11111 11 +2007-03-16.txt:15:57:43: <ais523> starting with 1111111110, the number of 0s grows gradually, with the 0s getting clumpier and clumpier, until the whole thing collapses +2007-03-18.txt:02:11:29: <bsmntbombdood> u r teh clevar!!!!!!!!!!! +2007-04-01.txt:06:53:23: <bsmntbombdood> OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!! +2007-04-06.txt:06:23:58: <bsmnt_bot> I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!! +2007-04-07.txt:03:21:42: <oerjan> YOUR HARDDRIVE IS ALL GONE!!!!!111 +2007-04-21.txt:00:22:12: <fax> 1!!!!! +2007-05-27.txt:02:29:54: <SimonRC> great fun!!!!! +2007-05-29.txt:21:56:38: <ehird`> but somehow it's all over the net with "Looky someone made a prgo languaj with INTERNET WURDS LOL!!!!!!!!" +2007-05-29.txt:22:59:29: <ehird`> http://ww.lolcode.com/contributions/hey-guys ........ threading...... DO THESE PEOPLE REALISE THEY'RE DREAMING FAR TOO FAR AHEAD?!!!!!! +2007-06-07.txt:07:54:05: <GreaseMonkey> Quick, dial 11111111101010! +2007-06-25.txt:19:44:10: <bsmntbombdood> bong hits 4 jesus!!!!!!!!!!111 +2007-06-29.txt:07:18:19: <Sukoshi> OMG Cell automata is #1 coolz ftw d00d !!!111!!!! +2007-07-16.txt:21:45:01: -!- ehird` changed the topic of #esoteric to: ACKERMANN'S FUNCTION!!!!!! +2007-07-17.txt:05:01:37: <immybo> This is in white text!!!!! +2007-07-17.txt:05:02:26: <immybo> This is in white text!!!!! +2007-07-17.txt:06:44:16: <immibis> malbolge!!!!!! +2007-07-18.txt:02:48:11: <Figs> MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!! +2007-07-18.txt:06:22:31: <immybo> SHUT UP TOBOGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 +2007-07-25.txt:07:52:14: <ololobot> Hello world!!!!! -> i +2007-08-02.txt:18:28:14: <blahbot`> oh well, my owner just found one. AND IT'S IN BRAINFUCK!!!!111ONEONEONE +2007-08-02.txt:20:02:03: <asiekierka> !!!!!!!!! +2007-08-03.txt:22:10:21: <ehird`> lament, the HALTING problem??!1111 +2007-08-07.txt:18:12:52: <ehird`> THEN WHAT DID I PUT IN THE RECIPE?!!!!! +2007-08-10.txt:13:14:44: <oklokok> 11111111 +2007-08-10.txt:13:15:03: <oklokok> SET 000 11111111 JUMP 000 +2007-08-10.txt:13:16:15: <ehird`> what if 11111111 was in the data section +2007-08-10.txt:13:17:46: <oklokok> 00000000-11111111 ~ 00000000-11111110, so that'd really not be that big a sacrifice... the problem with removing halt is really the fact you may want to use it as a convenience for debugging +2007-08-10.txt:13:33:15: <oklokok> or have it be port 11111111 +2007-08-12.txt:16:57:49: <ehird`> !!!!!!! +2007-08-13.txt:23:09:01: <oklokok> 0000 000 00000000, 0000 001 11111111, 0000 002 00000001, 0000 003 xxxxxxxx, 1101 002 000, 0101 000 002, 0110 001 002, 1100 000 000 003 +2007-08-14.txt:23:47:17: <bsmntbombdood> markov!!!!!!!1 +2007-08-16.txt:00:06:06: <ihope> YOU ARE YOU!!!!! +2007-08-27.txt:21:57:13: <bsmntbombdood_> bot loop time!!!!!!!!11 +2007-09-07.txt:05:15:13: <pikhq> TROGDOR!!!!!! +2007-09-12.txt:04:19:31: <bsmntbombdood> that's not C!111123 +2007-09-15.txt:20:03:10: <ehird`> maybe NOW it will work!!!!! +2007-09-21.txt:08:04:13: <GregorR> !!!!!!!!!!! +2007-09-25.txt:20:25:40: <bsmntbombdood> omg they r k00l!!!!!!!! +2007-09-26.txt:03:13:30: <immibis> !binascii 00110000 00110001 00110011 00110100 00110101 00110110 00110111 00111000 00111001 00111010 00111011 00111100 00111101 00111110 00111111 +2007-10-02.txt:23:09:38: <lament> >>> 1111111111 ** 2 - 1111111110 * 1111111112 +2007-10-06.txt:13:44:18: <ehird`> !!!!! +2007-10-13.txt:02:01:25: <GreaseMonkey> e.g. "Hello World!!!!!1" +2007-11-17.txt:19:50:01: <ehird`> BEOS!!!!!!!!!! +2007-11-17.txt:23:00:13: <ehird`> BEHOLD!!!!!!!!! +2007-11-19.txt:02:40:05: <bsmntbombdood> has boobs!!!!!!!!!!omg +2007-11-25.txt:06:12:34: <immibis> theere r, many!!!!! speling gammatical eras and mistaks in santance dis. +2007-11-28.txt:20:47:56: <bsmntbombdood> it's bubbling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 +2007-12-10.txt:17:30:29: <Slereah> The "001011011101111011111" one. +2007-12-11.txt:23:52:39: <EgoBot> SPEND EVEN MORE BY CASH!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAAH! +2007-12-26.txt:22:27:43: <Slereah-> It prints 0010110111011110111110111111 ... +2007-12-30.txt:00:28:48: <ehird`_> GregorR!!!!!!!! +2007-12-31.txt:23:01:16: <oerjan> HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2008-01-08.txt:01:20:12: <ehird`> i have errorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, oerjan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2008-01-10.txt:23:09:12: <ehird`> faxlore: don't you?!?!1!!!111 +2008-01-11.txt:00:47:41: <ehird`> (("fib"->a)->b)->(("fib"->b)->a~b);("fib"->"111")->"11111" +2008-01-11.txt:00:53:48: <oklopol> that'll print 1|1, 1|11, 11|111, 111|11111 +2008-01-15.txt:01:24:27: <faxlore> AAAAA!!!!! +2008-01-17.txt:06:15:50: <oklopol> buybuybubyubybuy!!!!!! +2008-01-19.txt:09:01:56: -!- GreaseMonkey has quit ("Damn you, TSS! YOU'VE FOILED MY PLANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"). +2008-01-22.txt:17:25:21: <ehird> 00111!101 +2008-01-22.txt:17:32:41: <ehird> #!perl sub step { local $_ = shift; s/0(.*)!.(.*)/${1}0!/; s/1(.)(.*)!1(.*)/$1${2}1!1/; s/1(.)(.*)!0(.*)/$1${2}1!0/; $_; } my $foo = "00111!101"; while (true) { print $foo, " +"; my $new_foo = step($foo); if ($foo == $new_foo) { break; } $foo = $new_foo; } +2008-01-22.txt:18:29:28: -!- ehird` changed the topic of #esoteric to: What is the topic of this title? Is the soul greater than the hum of its parts? LOGS COLON HTTP://TUNES.ORG/~NEF/LOGS/ESOTERIC?!!!!! +2008-01-22.txt:20:22:50: -!- Slereah changed the topic of #esoteric to: What is the topic of this title? Is the soul greater than the hum of its parts? What's for dinner? LOGS COLON HTTP://TUNES.ORG/~NEF/LOGS/ESOTERIC?!!!!! +2008-01-22.txt:20:24:12: -!- ehird changed the topic of #esoteric to: What is the topic of this title? Is the soul greater than the hum of its parts? What's for dinner? LOGS COLON HTTP://TUNES.ORG/~NEF/LOGS/ESOTERIC?!!!!! WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF NINE??! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +2008-01-29.txt:20:12:27: <ehird> ...111111111111111111111111110 +2008-02-12.txt:21:48:42: <ehird> obviously, monads are just so haskell can CHEAT out of being IMPERATIVE!!!!! +2008-02-17.txt:02:06:28: <ehird> i.e. it's 111111111111 +2008-02-18.txt:01:22:14: <ehird`_> MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! +2008-02-19.txt:21:23:19: <ehird`> whoa, more than a SCREENFUL of errors!!!!!!! +2008-03-04.txt:21:52:02: <ehird> SimonRC: I just won The Antigame!!!!! +2008-03-08.txt:20:24:17: <ehird> my hacks are foiled!!!!! +2008-03-27.txt:03:46:37: <slereah_> apparently, the 1[A][B] for `AB only works for the combinators 11100 11111000 +2008-03-27.txt:20:52:25: <slereah_> The 1 = ` only works if you use 11100 and 11111000 +2008-04-01.txt:16:30:32: <ehird> "0xa" == "1e1"!!!!!! +2008-04-04.txt:18:58:56: <ais523> +ul (:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*)()~()~(((a(:^)*a(!!!!!!!!!^)~*^):^))~^a(((*)~a*^(((((1)S!^)((1)S!!^))~^)(!(((2)S!^)((2)S!!^))~^)(!!(((3)S!^)((3)S!!^))~^)(!!!(((4)S!^)((4)S!!^))~^)(!!!!(((5)S!^)((5)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!(((6)S!^)((6)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!(((7)S!^)((7)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!!(((8)S!^)((8)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!!!(((9)S!^)((9)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!!!!(((0)S!^)(()S!^))~^((a(:^)*a(!!!!!!!!!^)~*^):^)))~a(:^)*~^):^)~*^^^!^!^!^!^!^!!!!!!!!!!!!()~((0)S!)~^^ +2008-04-04.txt:18:59:11: <ais523> +ul (:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*)()~()~(((a(:^)*a(!!!!!!!!!^)~*^):^))~^a(((*)~a*^(((((1)S!^)((1)S!!^))~^)(!(((2)S!^)((2)S!!^))~^)(!!(((3)S!^)((3)S!!^))~^)(!!!(((4)S!^)((4)S!!^))~^)(!!!!(((5)S!^)((5)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!(((6)S!^)((6)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!(((7)S!^)((7)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!!(((8)S!^)((8)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!!!(((9)S!^)((9)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!!!!(((0)S!^)(()S!^))~^((a(:^)*a(!!!!!!!!!^)~*^):^)))~a(:^)*~^):^)~*^^^!^!^!^!^!^!!!!!!!!!!!!()~((0)S!)~^^ +2008-04-04.txt:19:01:00: <ais523> +ul (:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*)()~()~(((a(:^)*a(!!!!!!!!!^)~*^):^))~^a(((*)~a*^(((((1)S!^)((1)S!!^))~^)(!(((2)S!^)((2)S!!^))~^)(!!(((3)S!^)((3)S!!^))~^)(!!!(((4)S!^)((4)S!!^))~^)(!!!!(((5)S!^)((5)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!(((6)S!^)((6)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!(((7)S!^)((7)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!!(((8)S!^)((8)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!!!(((9)S!^)((9)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!!!!(((0)S!^)(()S!^))~^((a(:^)*a(!!!!!!!!!^)~*^):^)))~a(:^)*~^):^)~*^^^!^!^!^!^!^!!!!!!!!!!!!()~((0)S!)~^^ +2008-04-04.txt:19:03:44: <ais523> +ul (:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*)()~()~(((a(:^)*a(!!!!!!!!!^)~*^):^))~^a(((*)~a*^(((((1)S!^)((1)S!!^))~^)(!(((2)S!^)((2)S!!^))~^)(!!(((3)S!^)((3)S!!^))~^)(!!!(((4)S!^)((4)S!!^))~^)(!!!!(((5)S!^)((5)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!(((6)S!^)((6)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!(((7)S!^)((7)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!!(((8)S!^)((8)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!!!(((9)S!^)((9)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!!!!(((0)S!^)(()S!^))~^((a(:^)*a(!!!!!!!!!^)~*^):^)))~a(:^)*~^):^)~*^^^!^!^!^!^!^!!!!!!!!!!!!()~((0)S!)~^^ +2008-04-04.txt:19:06:40: <ais523> +ul (::*::**:**)()~()~(((a(:^)*a(!!!!!!!!!^)~*^):^))~^a(((*)~a*^(((((1)S!^)((1)S!!^))~^)(!(((2)S!^)((2)S!!^))~^)(!!(((3)S!^)((3)S!!^))~^)(!!!(((4)S!^)((4)S!!^))~^)(!!!!(((5)S!^)((5)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!(((6)S!^)((6)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!(((7)S!^)((7)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!!(((8)S!^)((8)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!!!(((9)S!^)((9)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!!!!(((0)S!^)(()S!^))~^((a(:^)*a(!!!!!!!!!^)~*^):^)))~a(:^)*~^):^)~*^^^!^!^!^!^!^!!!!!!!!!!!!()~((0)S!)~^^ +2008-04-04.txt:19:10:36: <ais523> +ul ((:*)(::**))(:^:()~()~(((a(:^)*a(!!!!!!!!!^)~*^):^))~^a(((*)~a*^(((((1)S!^)((1)S!!^))~^)(!(((2)S!^)((2)S!!^))~^)(!!(((3)S!^)((3)S!!^))~^)(!!!(((4)S!^)((4)S!!^))~^)(!!!!(((5)S!^)((5)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!(((6)S!^)((6)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!(((7)S!^)((7)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!!(((8)S!^)((8)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!!!(((9)S!^)((9)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!!!!(((0)S!^)(()S!^))~^((a(:^)*a(!!!!!!!!!^)~*^):^)))~a(:^)*~^):^)~*^^^!^!^!^!^!^!!!!!!!!!!!!()~((0)S!)~^^*a~^a~!~*:( )S) +2008-04-04.txt:19:11:03: <ais523> +ul ((:*)(::**))(:^:()~()~(((a(:^)*a(!!!!!!!!!^)~*^):^))~^a(((*)~a*^(((((1)S!^)((1)S!!^))~^)(!(((2)S!^)((2)S!!^))~^)(!!(((3)S!^)((3)S!!^))~^)(!!!(((4)S!^)((4)S!!^))~^)(!!!!(((5)S!^)((5)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!(((6)S!^)((6)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!(((7)S!^)((7)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!!(((8)S!^)((8)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!!!(((9)S!^)((9)S!!^))~^)(!!!!!!!!!(((0)S!^)(()S!^))~^((a(:^)*a(!!!!!!!!!^)~*^):^)))~a(:^)*~^):^)~*^^^!^!^!^!^!^!!!!!!!!!!!!()~((0)S!)~^^*a~^a~!~*:( )S)::::::::********^ +2008-04-07.txt:18:06:26: <seabot> 11111 +2008-04-07.txt:18:06:32: <seabot> 111111101 +2008-04-26.txt:21:59:02: <ehird> NO!!!!!!! +2008-04-27.txt:17:29:55: <ehird> 'This is what you get... for violating the... THREE REVERT RULE!!!!!' +2008-04-28.txt:14:12:52: <ehird_> YOU MUST SEE WHICH IS FASTER!!!!!!!!!! +2008-05-18.txt:18:15:08: <ehird> RodgerTheGreat: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2008-05-25.txt:01:41:21: <oklopol> ASDIOFGJIOGIODJFIOGJDFIOGJ!!!!! +2008-05-25.txt:21:54:01: <oklopol> YaycooolLLLL!!!11 +2008-05-29.txt:20:28:41: <AnMaster> ais523, SPECS!!!!!!!!!!! +2008-06-01.txt:14:39:05: <oklopol> 12:27… Nocta: im just wondering if you could code a gui in brainfuck? ;o <<< PSOX !!!!! +2008-06-10.txt:13:54:18: <Zatvornik> russia rape usa!!!!!!! +2008-06-13.txt:19:51:22: <lament> OMG YOU NOOBS LOL!!!!!!!
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.24186 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,55 @@ +? +ais523 +augur +banach-tarski +c +cakeprophet +category +coppro +egobot +elliott +esoteric +everyone +finland +finns +fizzie +flower +friendship +functor +fungot +glogbot +gregor +hackego +haskell +ievan +intercal +itidus20 +itidus21 +kallisti +lifthrasiir +mad +misspellings of croissant +monad +monads +monoid +monqy +ngevd +nooga +oerjan +oklopol +phantom___hoover +phantom__hoover +phantom_hoover +php +qdb +qdbformat +quine +sgeo +shachaf +taneb +u +vorpal +welcome +wiki +you +zzo38
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.24233 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,79 @@ +2008-10-02.txt:21:52:07: <fizzie> #scheme: [2006-09-23 07:52:58] < psykotic> three korean dudes are repelling off the skyscrape out of my window, washing the windows +2008-10-02.txt:21:53:36: <fizzie> Yes, "out of my" can be continued with "window" thanks to that psykotic quote, and I'm sure "the windows api" is somewhere. +2009-01-25.txt:22:26:27: <AnMaster> oerjan: psykfall +2009-01-25.txt:22:26:49: <oerjan> AnMaster: no idea what psykfall means +2009-01-25.txt:22:28:09: <AnMaster> psykfall implies someone locked in too +2009-03-09.txt:20:53:03: <fungot> estoppel: psykotic every pixel is sacred. just me, or i managed to get nothing? how about making a language? +2012-04-17.txt:20:01:46: <fungot> olsner: i lived in some country, isn't it, psykotic? ( if you know who invented oekaki and when. +2012-08-17.txt:21:47:56: -!- psyk has joined #esoteric. +2012-08-17.txt:21:49:14: <atehwa> psyk: please feel welcome here, right? +2012-08-17.txt:21:49:19: <psyk> atehwa: mitä mä haluan kaupasta? +2012-08-17.txt:21:49:31: <atehwa> psyk: no, bad bot, no finnish here. +2012-08-17.txt:21:49:33: <psyk> atehwa: :( +2012-08-17.txt:21:53:40: <atehwa> The source, by the way, is at http://sange.fi/~atehwa/psyk/ if someone is interested +2012-08-17.txt:21:53:57: <atehwa> psyk: please say at least something in English +2012-08-17.txt:21:54:06: <psyk> atehwa: not everyone of my lines is in English! +2012-08-17.txt:21:54:31: <atehwa> psyk: you're right, they aren't, but you're a good girl none the less. +2012-08-17.txt:21:54:39: <psyk> atehwa: Puhuisimmeko mieluummin suomea? +2012-08-17.txt:21:54:48: <atehwa> psyk: I'd rather not. +2012-08-17.txt:21:54:58: <psyk> atehwa: Hmm.. Might be. But you sure are a liar. +2012-08-17.txt:21:56:36: <atehwa> well, anyway, psyk can be kicked out if he misbehaves or is irritating for some other reason +2012-08-18.txt:02:34:57: <psyk> kmc: What a shame.. +2012-08-18.txt:05:52:00: <atehwa> psyk: what do you think? +2012-08-18.txt:05:52:02: <psyk> atehwa: not much +2012-08-18.txt:07:01:38: <atehwa> psyk: I guess it figures +2012-08-18.txt:07:01:48: <psyk> atehwa: tiedoksesi: en ole britney-fani +2012-08-18.txt:08:33:57: <psyk> oerjan: I know that now both of us has made an error in grammar. or fwe. +2012-08-18.txt:08:34:16: <oerjan> psyk: NONESNES +2012-08-18.txt:08:34:19: <psyk> oerjan: mitä siitä? +2012-08-18.txt:08:34:50: <psyk> oerjan: I want to kill somebody. +2012-08-18.txt:08:35:08: <Sgeo> Is psyk from Mezzacotta? +2012-08-18.txt:12:48:01: <psyk> elliott: No it isn't! +2012-08-18.txt:12:48:17: <elliott> psyk: ? +2012-08-18.txt:12:48:22: <psyk> elliott: What are you doing? +2012-08-18.txt:12:48:30: <elliott> psyk: answering FreeFull's haskell question +2012-08-18.txt:12:48:34: <psyk> elliott: Vielleich, oder so. +2012-08-18.txt:12:48:39: <elliott> psyk: what +2012-08-18.txt:12:48:48: <psyk> elliott: Shit of your gastrointestinal tract. +2012-08-18.txt:12:49:01: <ion> psyk: hotik? +2012-08-18.txt:12:49:04: <psyk> ion: kerro lisää. +2012-08-18.txt:12:49:09: <elliott> psyk: are you a bpt +2012-08-18.txt:12:49:12: <psyk> elliott: No, i'm not +2012-08-18.txt:12:52:45: <elliott> apparently psyk is, in fact, a bot http://sange.fi/~atehwa/psyk/psykbot.ss +2012-08-18.txt:12:52:55: <elliott> psyk: ? +2012-08-18.txt:12:53:01: <psyk> elliott: Without contradiction there's no life. +2012-08-18.txt:12:53:04: <psyk> elliott: eikö euroopan unioni olekin perseestä? +2012-08-18.txt:13:31:48: <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, wait, what triggers psyk? +2012-08-18.txt:14:12:49: <itidus21> wow i thought psyk was a real person +2012-08-18.txt:15:58:49: <elliott> psyk is a bot +2012-08-18.txt:15:58:57: <psyk> elliott: I know, and that was an answer. +2012-08-18.txt:17:39:49: <psyk> atriq: hyvää yötä +2012-08-18.txt:17:40:16: <atriq> psyk, goodnight to you to? +2012-08-18.txt:17:40:23: <psyk> atriq: robottieläimiäkin kiinnostaa +2012-08-19.txt:00:15:00: <psyk> elliott: I've noticed you're quite shameless. +2012-08-19.txt:01:02:35: <psyk> shachaf: exactly +2012-08-19.txt:01:16:50: <elliott> <psyk> shachaf: exactly +2012-08-19.txt:01:17:00: <psyk> elliott: no se johtuu siitä, että puhun suomea, pöljä! +2012-08-19.txt:01:17:54: <monqy> the "psyk" story sounds interesting too ! +2012-08-19.txt:01:17:56: <psyk> monqy: Okay. Go for it. Although, truth is out there. +2012-08-19.txt:08:52:24: <oerjan> based on the logs, i am starting to think that psyk is a bot. +2012-08-19.txt:08:52:44: <oerjan> `pastelogs <psyk> +2012-08-19.txt:08:53:27: <oerjan> `pastelogs <psyk> +2012-08-19.txt:08:53:55: <itidus21> `pastelogs psyk +2012-08-19.txt:09:13:37: <atehwa> psyk: did you know that esoteric programming is really cool? +2012-08-19.txt:09:13:40: <psyk> atehwa: no +2012-08-19.txt:09:13:48: <shachaf> psyk: Did you know that GO AWAY? +2012-08-19.txt:09:13:51: <psyk> shachaf: I do some +2012-08-19.txt:09:13:58: <shachaf> <ørjan> go away psyk, no one likes you +2012-08-19.txt:09:16:13: <atehwa> psyk: you seem to be more "go away" -oriented than "esoteric"-oriented. +2012-08-19.txt:09:16:21: <psyk> atehwa: I never seem to be spastic? Or? +2012-08-19.txt:09:16:54: <atehwa> Maybe I'll feed a mass of #esoteric's logs into psyk and _then_ you'll see how amiable it can be. +2012-08-19.txt:09:17:27: <atehwa> psyk: what do you know about brainfuck? +2012-08-19.txt:09:17:30: <psyk> atehwa: not much +2012-08-19.txt:09:18:28: <atehwa> psyk: do you know anything about unlambda, either? +2012-08-19.txt:09:18:31: <psyk> atehwa: joo joo +2012-08-19.txt:09:19:52: <atehwa> psyk: maybe I'm just going to teach you a bit offline so you'll be ready for the wide world. +2012-08-19.txt:09:19:58: <psyk> atehwa: Or maybe you're shit. +2012-08-19.txt:09:20:18: <atehwa> psyk: could be, at least I was behaving in a condescending way. +2012-08-19.txt:09:20:26: <psyk> atehwa: I doubt. You have no feet. +2012-08-19.txt:09:21:22: -!- psyk has quit (Quit: Yes, I can see the light. Oh and you have no feet.).
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.2429 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2003-07-29.txt:22:19:11: <lament> Are there any hierarchitectitiptitoploftical languages? +2006-08-24.txt:05:56:01: <GregorR> http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-08-24.txt:06:00:22: <Arrogant> Ploftastic. +2006-08-24.txt:06:01:54: <GregorR> Well, Plof is a hybrid between OO and functional. +2006-08-24.txt:06:03:18: <GregorR> Yeah, that's true of Plof too. +2006-08-24.txt:06:03:49: <GregorR> Plof isn't intended to be estoeric. +2006-08-24.txt:06:04:55: <GregorR> Mixins in Plof: +2006-08-24.txt:06:07:58: <thematrixeatsyou> is there an article for this Plof stuff? +2006-08-24.txt:06:08:09: <GregorR-L> http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-08-24.txt:22:08:12: <GregorR-W> http://www.codu.org/plof/index.php?title=IfFormat < Takin' votes :P +2006-08-24.txt:22:24:26: <GregorR-W> http://www.codu.org/plof/index.php?title=LongWords +2006-08-25.txt:21:18:11: <GregorR-W> http://www.codu.org/plof/2js/ +2006-08-25.txt:21:20:52: <GregorR-W> In case you couldn't guess, it compiles Plof to JS. +2006-08-25.txt:21:21:00: <GregorR-W> Well, a subset of Plof. +2006-08-25.txt:22:25:02: <GregorR-W> http://www.codu.org/plof/index.php?title=Plof%20Spec (search "set math") +2006-08-25.txt:23:33:06: <GhostOfGregor> ihope: So long as what you design is Plof. +2006-08-26.txt:06:31:22: <GregorR> plof2js gains more features >: ) +2006-08-26.txt:06:59:23: <GregorR-L> Try http://pastebin.ca/149864 on http://www.codu.org/plof/2js/ +2006-08-26.txt:08:18:40: <GregorR-L> Plof has good ol' exceptions ^^ +2006-08-26.txt:08:24:16: <GregorR-L> Also, Plof is a hybrid language :P +2006-08-27.txt:00:16:43: <GregorR-L> TYPEINFO IN PLOF!!!!! +2006-08-27.txt:02:55:40: <GregorR-L> http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-08-27.txt:02:58:19: <GregorR-L> Well, "Plof attempts to be usable as a functional programming language, but without alienating imperative programmers." +2006-08-29.txt:00:11:47: <GregorR-W> http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-08-29.txt:00:55:56: <Razor-X> So does Plof suck too? +2006-08-29.txt:00:56:14: <GregorR-W> Razor-X: Plof is designed to rectify my problems with P-languages ;) +2006-08-29.txt:16:49:59: <GregorR-W> So, I'm thinking of adding explicit security levels to Plof. Internal/library functions would have a definition of their security level (perhaps 1-5) depending on trust. So system, for example, would have a trust of 5, but if and println would have a trust of 1. That way, you could (somewhat) safely run a remotely accessable interpreter, so long as you make sure to run it at low trust. +2006-08-31.txt:16:19:15: <GregorR-W> On an only vaguely-related subject, I made some improvements to Plof :P +2006-08-31.txt:16:27:35: <GregorR-W> nooga: http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-08-31.txt:16:36:21: <GregorR-W> You'll note that plof2js is the only compiler ATM ;) +2006-08-31.txt:16:39:29: <ihope> So what's Plof have for arrays/lists? +2006-08-31.txt:16:44:25: <ihope> So Plof is dynamically typed? +2006-08-31.txt:16:49:27: <GregorR-W> Plof can be used functionally - that is, any function can be described as an expression instead of a series of statements. +2006-09-01.txt:16:57:03: <GregorR-W> Though }); has sort of become Plof's motto :P +2006-09-01.txt:20:23:42: <GregorR-W> OK foks: Should plof's new be recursive? +2006-09-02.txt:01:05:45: <GregorR-W> Plof Plof Plof. +2006-09-03.txt:01:59:33: <ifndef_GREGOR_H> To the degree that it was part of my inspiration to make Plof, a non-esoteric language. +2006-09-03.txt:02:01:00: * pikhq needs to look at Plof a bit. . . +2006-09-03.txt:02:01:20: <ifndef_GREGOR_H> http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-09-03.txt:02:59:00: <Razor-X> I was gonna ask you what happened to Plof when you decided to make RawIRC. +2006-09-03.txt:03:00:35: <Razor-X> Sounds to me like you ran out of Plof-steam. +2006-09-03.txt:03:02:30: <ifndef_GREGOR_H> I actually need to upload my latest plof2js +2006-09-03.txt:03:13:54: <ifndef_GREGOR_H> Damn, there's a bug in plof2js' parser... +2006-10-13.txt:00:18:42: <GregorR-L> Go write an interpreter for http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-10-13.txt:00:20:37: <GregorR-L> Plof and lisp aren't particularly similar. +2006-10-14.txt:01:16:56: <GregorR-L> I wrote an interpreter for Plof in D. +2006-10-14.txt:01:17:37: <ihope> Plof, eh? +2006-10-14.txt:01:17:48: <GregorR-L> http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-10-14.txt:01:18:22: <GregorR-L> Ignore the plof2js on that web site, I broke it in transitioning to a new server and have been too lazy to fix it :P +2006-10-14.txt:04:39:25: <GregorR-L> println("Plof looks a lot like D in this case :P"); +2006-10-17.txt:07:27:33: <GregorR-L> Plof + operator overloading. Possible? +2006-10-18.txt:00:37:58: <GregorR-L> Plof! :P +2006-10-19.txt:00:14:12: <GregorR> http://www.codu.org/plof/ muahahaha :P +2006-10-21.txt:22:02:28: <Razor-X> Writing a Plof parser is something else. +2006-10-21.txt:22:02:34: <calamari> plof? +2006-10-21.txt:22:02:36: <Keymaker> plof? +2006-10-22.txt:05:01:10: <GregorR-L> I was absolutely shocked that somebody mentioned Plof - that's about the most recognition anybody in this channel will give to anybody else :P +2006-10-22.txt:05:08:02: <Sgeo> Plof? +2006-12-20.txt:04:02:38: <GregorR> require("stdio.plof"); stdio.StdOut.writeln("Plof lives!"); +2006-12-20.txt:04:33:37: <GregorR> On an unrelated note, http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-12-20.txt:04:46:06: <bsmntbombdood> GregorR, do you have an implementation of plof? +2006-12-20.txt:04:51:14: <GregorR> Want me to compile dplof for you? +2006-12-20.txt:04:54:19: <GregorR> http://www.codu.org/plof/dplof-x86-gnuWlinux-2006-12-19.tar.gz +2006-12-20.txt:04:56:27: <GregorR> See module stdio.plof +2006-12-20.txt:05:15:37: <GregorR> OH ... I thought it was 'this', but I'm starting to think I may not have implemented that in dplof 8-X +2006-12-20.txt:05:28:10: <GregorR> http://www.codu.org/plof/dplof-x86-gnuWlinux-2006-12-19-2.tar.gz +2006-12-20.txt:05:33:49: <GregorR> I think I inexplicably included some rampantly-incomplete core/*.plof files in that tarball, but no worries :P +2006-12-20.txt:05:59:30: <Sukoshi> So, is Plof a whole bunch of Flex/Bison? +2006-12-20.txt:18:03:48: <GregorR-W> I'm writing netio.plof :) +2006-12-20.txt:18:04:00: <GregorR-W> You could (at some point) write a Plof version :) +2006-12-20.txt:18:04:45: * pikhq should start learning Plof sometime +2006-12-20.txt:18:05:01: <pikhq> Maybe make a simple method of accessing C++ classes from Plof. +2006-12-20.txt:18:07:02: <GregorR-W> Plof is capable of accessing C via dlopen and friends. +2006-12-20.txt:18:07:41: * pikhq tries to find the Plof website +2006-12-20.txt:18:07:48: <GregorR-W> http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-12-20.txt:18:07:58: <GregorR-W> If you want a binary of dplof I'll make one for you (presuming you don't have GDC) +2006-12-20.txt:18:14:43: <GregorR-W> http://www.codu.org/plof/dplof-x86-gnuWlinux-2006-12-19-2 +2006-12-20.txt:18:14:48: <GregorR-W> http://www.codu.org/plof/dplof-x86-gnuWlinux-2006-12-19-2.tar.gz +2006-12-20.txt:18:46:06: <GregorR-W> pikhq: Presumably you got the dplof binary working? :P +2006-12-20.txt:18:49:44: <pikhq> It seems that Plof has sufficient capabilities to allow for a good deal of useful programming. . . +2006-12-20.txt:18:50:15: <GregorR-W> I'd like to make a "standard" Plof GUI interface. +2006-12-20.txt:18:55:01: <pikhq> (netio.plof) +2006-12-20.txt:18:59:19: <pikhq> You know, that sort of *does* look weird in Plof. +2006-12-20.txt:20:20:30: <GregorR-W> Sukoshi: Yes, functions are first-class data types, Plof is intended to be a hybrid of functional and imperative. +2006-12-20.txt:20:22:33: <GregorR-W> The basic syntactic structure of Plof and lisp are too different to compare. eg, exactly what Sukoshi just said. +2006-12-20.txt:20:38:10: <bsmntbombdood> "Unlike (most of) the other P-languages, Plof attempts to be usable as a functional programming language" +2006-12-20.txt:21:42:45: <GregorR-W> In case anybody's interested in Plof with the new changes, http://www.codu.org/plof/dplof-x86-gnuWlinux-2006-12-20.tar.gz +2006-12-20.txt:21:44:56: <bsmntbombdood> Error: AssertError Failure plof/runtime.d(722) +2006-12-20.txt:22:44:49: <bsmntbombdood> Asztal: Error: AssertError Failure plof/parser.d(122) +2006-12-20.txt:23:02:56: <GregorR-W> Plof tokenizer in Plof 4tw :) +2006-12-20.txt:23:09:30: <GreaseMonkey> hashEsoteric@()=+{if({GregorR~.CheckStatus("BuildingPlofCompiler");}{GreaseMonkey~.Act("BuildTomatoCompiler")});}; +2006-12-21.txt:03:48:42: <GregorR-L> Zomg Plof! :) +2006-12-21.txt:06:42:54: <GregorR-L> bsmntbombdood: I've improved dplof's error output. +2006-12-21.txt:06:48:46: <GregorR-L> bsmntbombdood: http://www.codu.org/plof/dplof-x86-gnuWlinux-2006-12-20-2.tar.gz if you care +2006-12-21.txt:22:33:27: <GregorR-W> var = a [ main = { println("Plof rocks!"); } ]; a.main(); +2006-12-21.txt:22:33:37: <GregorR-W> var a = [ main = { println("Plof rocks!"); } ]; a.main(); +2006-12-22.txt:00:59:25: <GregorR-W> I think it's time for me to write plofplof ... +2006-12-22.txt:01:11:35: <GregorR-W> And replace them with Plof! +2006-12-22.txt:06:33:47: * GregorR now has plofbf :) +2006-12-22.txt:06:39:30: <GregorR> I'll stick in in the dplof tarball :P +2006-12-22.txt:06:43:43: <GreaseMonkey> wait, where are the plof docs again? +2006-12-22.txt:06:44:14: <GregorR> http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-12-22.txt:06:44:27: <GregorR> plofbf is in examples/ here: http://www.codu.org/plof/dplof-x86-gnuWlinux-2006-12-21.tar.gz +2006-12-22.txt:06:46:15: <GreaseMonkey> weird, plof looks quite like tomato +2006-12-22.txt:17:49:27: <GregorR> Weeeh, Plof! +2006-12-22.txt:17:54:35: <Sukoshi> I need to look at Plof some time. +2006-12-22.txt:17:54:53: <Sukoshi> But right now, I'm deferring all my schoolwork for coding work, so Plof will be more of a distraction. +2006-12-22.txt:19:01:31: <Sukoshi> Oh GregorR, does Plof have lexical or dynamic bindings, or both? +2006-12-22.txt:19:03:21: <Sukoshi> Is the object system of Plof message passing? +2006-12-22.txt:19:05:00: <GregorR> bsmntbombdood: dplof is not only a simple interpreter, but a ridiculously terrible one :) +2006-12-24.txt:01:38:55: <pikhq> GregorR: In Plof, your "for" loop semantics are really different from C's. . . +2006-12-24.txt:02:40:45: <pikhq> Do it in Plof. +2006-12-24.txt:02:41:07: <pikhq> (Plof is in bad need of Esome) +2006-12-24.txt:05:34:53: <GregorR> Anybody want to help me improve Plof's arrays? +2006-12-24.txt:23:49:21: <GregorR> How about helping me improve Plof's array syntax. +2006-12-24.txt:23:50:37: <bsmntbombdood> s/plogs/Plof/ +2006-12-24.txt:23:55:12: <bsmntbombdood> GregorR: So, you have to declare them like any other variable in plof... +2006-12-26.txt:23:15:16: <pikhq> while(1, {println("I love Plof!");}); +2006-12-27.txt:01:52:16: <pikhq> GregorR: Like the changes in the current Plof build. +2006-12-27.txt:20:03:56: <GregorR> CakeProphet: Plof +2006-12-27.txt:20:07:40: <GregorR> "Plof" is a cool name :P +2006-12-30.txt:04:35:21: <GregorR> Plof's only stack is a stack of hashes (the scope) +2006-12-31.txt:01:07:10: * GregorR hands CakeProphet Plof. +2006-12-31.txt:01:07:29: <GregorR> http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-12-31.txt:01:09:09: <CakeProphet> Plof basically looks like... C. +2006-12-31.txt:01:09:19: <GregorR> CakeProphet: Plof isn't esoteric by nature :P +2006-12-31.txt:20:04:34: <bsmntbombdood> GregorR: Fix Plof +2006-12-31.txt:20:15:04: <GregorR> OK, new Plof tarball available. +2006-12-31.txt:20:38:19: <GregorR> Plof is pretty minimal (ha-HAH) +2007-02-12.txt:05:13:36: <_D6Gregor1RFeZi> Anybody want to help me redesign Plof? +2007-02-12.txt:05:16:34: <GreaseMonkey> weird, plof looks kinda like tomato +2007-02-12.txt:05:16:48: <pikhq> Plof kicks ass. +2007-02-12.txt:05:17:26: * pikhq contemplates a Plofish way to do that. . . +2007-02-12.txt:05:17:35: <_D6Gregor1RFeZi> I think I need some kind of nomenclature to differentiate them, but that would increase the confusion involved in writing Plof by quite a bit :( +2007-02-12.txt:05:19:16: <GreaseMonkey> that is quite weird how plof has its similarities to tomato +2007-02-12.txt:05:19:36: <GreaseMonkey> i admit plof was made first +2007-02-12.txt:05:29:22: <_D6Gregor1RFeZi> e.g. any language which uses functions like Plof does will need to have a complex return system. +2007-02-12.txt:22:31:07: <oerjan> (the last in the context of your plof question) +2007-02-12.txt:22:33:53: <oerjan> does plof have lexical scoping? +2007-03-15.txt:22:41:24: <GregorR> Plof has a lot of }); +2007-03-29.txt:00:39:03: * GregorR considers rererererecreating Plof. +2007-03-30.txt:00:00:18: <GregorR> Plof2 is coming along nicely :) +2007-03-30.txt:00:00:56: <oklopol> i read about plof +2007-03-30.txt:00:01:17: <GregorR> I made some fairly major changes to areas in Plof1 that bugged me. +2007-03-30.txt:00:08:36: <pikhq> So, Plof2 is basically a redesign of Plof, simply due to limitations of the basic concepts of Plof1 +2007-03-30.txt:09:00:48: <GreaseMonkey> plof again? +2007-03-30.txt:09:42:19: <oklopol> ":[", "];" plof :< +2007-03-30.txt:09:44:57: <GregorR> ^(I'm Plof and I frown :[ ) +2007-03-30.txt:09:45:21: <oklopol> !ul (I'm Plof and I frown :[ )^ +2007-03-30.txt:09:46:38: <oklopol> !ul (I'm Plof and I frown :[ )S +2007-03-30.txt:09:46:40: <EgoBot> I'm Plof and I frown :[ +2007-03-30.txt:09:46:53: <oklopol> !ul (I'm Plof and I frown :[ )aS +2007-03-30.txt:09:46:56: <EgoBot> (I'm Plof and I frown :[ ) +2007-03-30.txt:09:47:11: <oklopol> !ul (I'm Plof and I frown :[ ):aSS +2007-03-30.txt:09:47:14: <EgoBot> (I'm Plof and I frown :[ )I'm Plof and I frown :[ +2007-04-01.txt:06:38:26: <GregorR> Pikhq: Care to give me an opinion on something I'm mulling over for Plof2? +2007-04-01.txt:06:46:26: <GregorR> Well, if is a function in the Plof standard namespace which is provided by the compiler ... I'm just trying to reduce the number of those. I suppose nobody really cares except me, so maybe I need to not do that ^^ +2007-04-01.txt:06:48:05: <Pikhq> I *like* being able to see the interface in stdlib.plof. +2007-04-01.txt:06:49:33: <GregorR> bsmntbombdood: Well, there are two operators that it makes NO sense to overload with how Plof works: assignment and object combination. +2007-04-02.txt:04:02:49: <GregorR> [In Plof] +2007-04-02.txt:04:16:49: <oerjan> i understand plof is dynamically typed, so the functions would have to check argument types and backtrack to the next function on failure. +2007-04-02.txt:04:17:34: <GregorR> oerjan: Plof is dynamically typed with some static typing operators. There is such an operator in function signatures, which enforces that the function is called with the proper arguments. +2007-04-02.txt:08:14:02: <GregorR> So, it's like Plof X-D +2007-04-02.txt:19:58:17: <GregorR> Changes for Plof2: 1) Ability to call arrays of functions for overloading, 2) null operator for object combination, 3) Remove ternary comparison and re-add builtin if et cetera, 4) Change return rules: If a value returned from a thin function is actually used (e.g. on the right side of an assignment), it does not continue to fall through. This will allow if() and pals to be used in both the imperative sense and the functional sense. +2007-04-03.txt:06:14:06: <GregorR> To anybody interested, #plof +2007-04-03.txt:11:54:58: <oerjan> (in plof) +2007-04-03.txt:13:31:00: <nooga_> plof +2007-04-04.txt:03:12:39: <GregorR> [You don't have #plof on autojoin :( :P] +2007-04-05.txt:01:29:30: <GregorR> My head is melting over my attempts to make sensible reference semantics for Plof :( +2007-04-05.txt:01:43:30: <GregorR> bsmntbombdood: I can't overload "=" because of the very nature of Plof. +2007-04-05.txt:01:45:10: <GregorR> ihope: Join #plof +2007-04-05.txt:01:49:33: <ihope> #plof! +2007-04-05.txt:02:18:41: <Pikhq> Well, we've already got the child of Smalltalk and C++ going in #plof. . . ;) +2007-04-05.txt:05:23:54: <CakeProphet> er... wrong channel... but we're all pretty much over on #plof too +2007-04-05.txt:06:23:37: <GreaseMonkey> i think it's the same with plof +2007-04-05.txt:06:24:04: <GreaseMonkey> for some weird-ass reason, stuff from plof seems to have seeped into tomato which potato is based on +2007-04-06.txt:07:14:51: <GregorR> Now, everybody go talk about how whootsy http://www.codu.org/plof/ is :) +2007-04-06.txt:07:23:15: <GregorR> To Plof! +2007-04-06.txt:07:23:30: <Figs> Plof? +2007-04-06.txt:07:23:35: <GregorR> http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2007-04-06.txt:07:24:52: <Figs> PLOFF! +2007-04-06.txt:07:28:02: <bsmntbombdood> std.plof +2007-04-06.txt:07:28:36: <GregorR> That was from the leading edge of Plof1. +2007-04-08.txt:02:28:04: <Pikhq> I've grown fond of Plof. . . +2007-04-08.txt:02:28:19: <Sukoshi> I'm waiting for Plof to mature :) +2007-04-08.txt:02:28:33: <Sukoshi> Is Plof compiled? +2007-04-11.txt:00:49:19: <GregorR> http://www.codu.org/plof/ :-P +2007-04-11.txt:01:40:18: <GreaseMonkey> i love the way you define classes in plof +2007-04-11.txt:01:41:50: <GreaseMonkey> when talking about plof +2007-04-11.txt:01:47:14: <Pikhq> GregorR: I'm obviously used to Plof 1. ;) +2007-04-11.txt:01:47:29: <GregorR> Plof supports a , operator :P +2007-04-11.txt:01:49:45: <Pikhq> I don't think a tuple is even a datatype in Plof. +2007-04-11.txt:03:33:23: * GregorR <3 Plof +2007-04-11.txt:03:33:31: <GregorR> Time to write Plofmacs :P +2007-04-11.txt:04:57:01: <GregorR> Plof2 8-D +2007-04-11.txt:04:57:57: <GreaseMonkey> Plof2 8=D +2007-04-25.txt:01:52:22: <GregorR> pikhq: Do you think I should remove the special scope-reassignment of functions with assignment in Plof? +2007-04-25.txt:02:31:49: <GregorR> var a = (x as function):{ var x2 = x; x2(); }; // as Plof is currently designed, this is useless, and worse, an equivalent can't be easily defined. +2007-04-25.txt:02:46:20: <GregorR> But, as a functional language, Plof is Ridiculously Impure (TM). +2007-04-25.txt:02:48:01: <SevenInchBread> not sure if it would work well in plof +2007-04-25.txt:02:49:08: <SevenInchBread> which is something that is done a lot in plof +2007-04-25.txt:02:49:21: <GregorR> Plof has no classes. +2007-04-25.txt:02:56:13: <SevenInchBread> I'm not sure I understand... wouldn't x2 be called in the scope of the "module" (or whatever plof calls it) +2007-04-25.txt:03:02:34: <GregorR> It is hackish, but it's not as bad as what I had in Plof1 :P +2007-04-27.txt:21:58:28: <GregorR> pikhq: My improved Plof interpreter works now :) +2007-04-28.txt:00:50:03: <GregorR> My new DPlof interpreter can run PlofPlof properly! +2007-04-28.txt:00:51:54: <pikhq_> PlofPlof? +2007-04-28.txt:00:54:14: <GregorR> pikhq_: My intention is to use DPlof just to get Plof (the one in Plof) working. Then I'll make Plof target C (as well as interpretation), and bingo, CPlof. +2007-04-28.txt:00:54:32: <pikhq_> What does PlofPlof compile to now? +2007-04-28.txt:00:55:02: <lament> compiles to plof, obviously +2007-04-28.txt:00:55:19: <GregorR> I had to leave it for a while because DPlof couldn't run it X-P +2007-04-28.txt:00:55:20: <pikhq_> I assume you wouldn't mind my help in PlofPlof? +2007-04-28.txt:00:56:12: <GregorR> DPlof is damn slow, but like I said, it's temporary. +2007-04-28.txt:01:04:55: <GregorR> ... this is building dplof? +2007-04-28.txt:01:07:53: <pikhq_> You think I could get a binary tarball of Dplof? +2007-04-28.txt:01:08:01: <bsmntbombdood> GregorR> pikhq_: My intention is to use DPlof just to get Plof (the one in Plof) working. Then I'll make Plof target C (as well as interpretation), and bingo, CPlof. +2007-04-28.txt:01:08:58: <pikhq_> Even Brainfuck can self-host. Why not Plof? +2007-04-28.txt:01:09:48: <pikhq_> And I bet that Plof'd get more popularity if Dplof weren't a build requirement. +2007-04-28.txt:01:09:54: <GregorR> bsmntbombdood: The fact that that gives me Plof in C for free is just a side-effect. +2007-04-28.txt:01:09:58: <bsmntbombdood> so just write a plof->c compiler +2007-04-28.txt:01:10:10: <pikhq_> It just happens to be in Plof. +2007-04-28.txt:01:10:11: <bsmntbombdood> without a dplof of plofplof +2007-04-28.txt:01:11:13: <pikhq_> Dplof will be abandoned once Plof works. +2007-04-28.txt:01:11:30: <GregorR> pikhq_: http://www.codu.org/plof.tar.gz +2007-04-28.txt:01:11:38: <GregorR> pikhq_: http://www.codu.org/dplof.tar.gz +2007-04-28.txt:01:13:09: <GregorR> Disclaimer: dplof may have (and probably does have) obscure bugs :) +2007-04-28.txt:01:14:15: <lament> plof looks pretty boring +2007-04-28.txt:01:18:43: <pikhq_> Moral of the story: Dplof and x86_64 don't mix. +2007-04-28.txt:01:19:02: <pikhq_> CPlof should be easier to get to mix, though. +2007-04-28.txt:01:43:58: <pikhq> I'd *like* to see a better way for Plof to access C functions than the current method. . . I assume that's planned after Plof runs? +2007-04-28.txt:01:44:05: <pikhq> cPlof, even. +2007-04-28.txt:01:46:39: <pikhq> Seems that C++ could possibly behave better with Plof. +2007-04-28.txt:01:47:44: <pikhq> I *think* the best way to do it would probably involve a Plof<->C API, so the Plof interpreter or compiler could load libraries conforming to that API. +2007-04-28.txt:01:50:54: <GregorR> I think the name mangling is a non-issue. But otherwise, yeah, it would make sense if the C functions basically were Plof functions which happened to have native code. +2007-04-28.txt:01:51:39: <pikhq> It's an easy solution, which allows for consistency with Plof. +2007-04-28.txt:01:51:54: <pikhq> Doesn't work well for Dplof, methinks, though. +2007-04-28.txt:01:52:14: <GregorR> It'd work fine for DPlof - unions and structs in D are exactly equivalent to their C versions. +2007-04-28.txt:03:07:52: <pikhq> Plof's going to become self-hosting soon as Gregor and I bother. +2007-04-28.txt:03:09:50: <pikhq> No, bootstrapping it with DPlof. +2007-04-28.txt:04:28:54: <GregorR> Arrrgh, I thought dplof was broken in some horrible way - as it turns out, indexing a linearly linked list is not efficient :P +2007-04-28.txt:04:30:23: <GregorR> No, the problem is that dplof crashed when I was running PlofPlof. +2007-04-28.txt:04:30:33: <GregorR> zorkplik: Plof is not esoteric. +2007-04-28.txt:04:30:48: <zorkplik> oh, plof. +2007-04-28.txt:04:31:13: <pikhq> Plof is a serious project of Gregor's. ;) +2007-04-28.txt:05:03:50: * GregorR wonders what other basic container types Plof needs.... +2007-04-28.txt:05:33:56: <GregorR> Current collections in the Plof core: AArray, Array, LazyCollection (every item is generated from a function), List, Range, Set. +2007-04-28.txt:05:43:53: <GregorR> Plof is anything but purely functional :) +2007-04-28.txt:05:47:21: <GregorR> Now that I actually have Plof at a very usable place, I don't know what to do next X-P +2007-04-28.txt:05:48:49: <GregorR> Yeah, but that's just it - the only program I need to write right now is PlofPlof, and I want to hold off on that until my head stops spinning. +2007-04-28.txt:10:07:51: <GregorR> oklopol: Depends ... do you have any interest in Plof? :P +2007-04-28.txt:23:32:39: <GregorR> Anybody want to write a Plof CGI module? :) +2007-04-30.txt:03:21:37: * GregorR has begun work on his Plof->C compiler :) +2007-04-30.txt:21:32:36: <GregorR> DPlof's parser doesn't use a lookahead +2007-05-01.txt:13:25:48: <pikhq> Plof. +2007-05-05.txt:00:57:06: <pikhq> GregorR: You mind me asking how CPlof goes? +2007-05-05.txt:02:51:27: <GregorR> Pikhq: It compiles Plof to C, but I haven't finished the runtime library. +2007-05-05.txt:02:51:36: <GregorR> Pikhq: A few simple things work (such as the Plof program '0') +2007-05-05.txt:02:53:34: <Pikhq> GregorR: Think you could shove a copy of Cplof into my home dir or something? +2007-05-05.txt:02:57:45: <GregorR> It's the "plof" darcs repo. +2007-05-05.txt:02:57:53: <GregorR> The same code base will be both cplofc and plofplof. +2007-05-05.txt:03:00:10: * Pikhq wonders why PlofParameters params is commented out. . . +2007-05-05.txt:03:09:57: * Pikhq needs to see what the hell a PlofThing array would look like to be sure what would and wouldn't be useful. . . +2007-05-05.txt:03:12:06: <Pikhq> GregorR: Is an array of PlofThings terminated by a PlofThing with PlofThing.type == TYPE_VOID? +2007-05-05.txt:03:14:05: <GregorR> Pikhq: By my CPlofC design, yuh. +2007-05-05.txt:03:33:52: <Pikhq> GregorR: You know what'd be *really* nice? A *generic* PlofThing constructor. . . Taking in a PlofThing and returning a copy of said PlofThing. +2007-05-05.txt:03:34:24: <Pikhq> It'd simplify what I'm *thinking* would be best for the PlofArray constructor. . . +2007-05-05.txt:04:27:10: <GregorR> Pikhq: Feel free to make the PlofThing duplicator. +2007-05-05.txt:04:27:24: <GregorR> Pikhq: What's wrong with the indentation style in plof.c? :( +2007-05-05.txt:04:38:54: <Pikhq> Mmkay; got it returning plofStub(); +2007-05-05.txt:04:40:06: <Pikhq> I've got plofNewPlofThingGeneric(PlofThing *pthng); written. . . +2007-05-05.txt:04:46:13: <Pikhq> And I think I've got plofNewPlofThingArray(PlofArray *a); written. +2007-05-05.txt:04:49:14: * Pikhq will assume, at least for a moment, that you appreciate having someone else do something on Plof. :p +2007-05-05.txt:04:51:12: <Pikhq> I've probably done the array constructor in a bit of an annoying fashion, but that's largely a side effect of having to copy each member of the PlofArray by hand. . . +2007-05-05.txt:04:55:03: <Pikhq> On your box, ~pikhq/plof.c contains my changes. +2007-05-18.txt:03:13:00: <Pikhq> Yeah. Why're you not working on Plof (I keed, I keed)? :p +2007-05-18.txt:03:16:58: * Pikhq should try and get PlofBrainfuck to work. . . +2007-05-18.txt:04:47:09: <Pikhq> PlofBrainfuck, so I don't have to get my attempt to work. :p +2007-05-25.txt:21:23:30: <Pikhq> Gregor, why the Plof errors on stdout instead of stderr? +2007-05-26.txt:01:56:12: <oklopol> hehe, i have lisp-like quotes, but for a different reason, plof-like lambda specifiers (: and .), but for a different reason :P +2007-05-26.txt:02:03:05: <Pikhq> TO THE PLOF FOR YE! +2007-05-26.txt:02:05:30: <oklopol> i haven't yet gotten acquinted (<- fix my word) with plof +2007-05-26.txt:02:05:59: <oklopol> is there a graphics library for plof? :P +2007-05-26.txt:02:07:34: <oklopol> does plof have c-import? +2007-05-26.txt:02:10:52: <GregorR> Which, in a language is inefficient as Plof, is a nonissue :P +2007-05-28.txt:05:23:03: <oklopol> AND WHY ARE FUNCTIONS DEFINED BY ASSIGNING LAMBDAS TO VARIABLES IN PLOF AND K... THAT WAS ORIGINALLY MY IDEA, THEY STOLE IT +2007-05-28.txt:05:24:02: <Pikhq> oklopol: Plof predates your language. +2007-05-28.txt:05:24:30: <oklopol> K predates plof by about 10 years +2007-05-28.txt:05:26:12: <oklopol> plus, i wouldn't count on plof predating my language +2007-05-31.txt:22:17:28: <oerjan> or D, or plof +2007-06-01.txt:02:50:06: <Pikhq> GregorR-L: Obviously what you need is the very, very powerful "Plof reference counting" algorithm. +2007-06-07.txt:05:47:14: <pikhq> Gregor, I was just randomly running strings on cplofc. . . And I'm wondering: how the *hell* did "Hello, world!" get into there? +2007-06-07.txt:05:54:10: <pikhq> . . . Oh, shit. Dplof is written in D, and Gregor is a major D developer. . . +2007-06-07.txt:06:58:33: <GregorR-L> pikhq: And that's from some tests compiled into fileio.plof +2007-06-07.txt:07:37:53: <pikhq> Invent Plof 0.1 +2007-07-04.txt:21:17:57: <Sukoshi> I have to say, I prefer Io over Plof, GregorR. +2007-07-04.txt:21:41:27: <pikhq> Sukoshi: I kind of like the general *flavor* of Plof, though. +2007-07-08.txt:02:34:15: <pikhq> Brilliant, but why isn't it in Plof? +2007-07-14.txt:05:13:58: <pikhq> Plof == :) +2007-07-15.txt:23:20:10: <pikhq> Call it Plof. +2007-07-15.txt:23:25:15: <pikhq> I'd say Plof is, well, functional programming for a C coder. +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.2434 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +#!/bin/sh +cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric +if [ "$1" ]; then + grep -P -i -- "$1" ????-??-??.txt | shuf -n 1 +else + file=$(shuf -en 1 ????-??-??.txt) + echo "$file:$(shuf -n 1 $file)" +fi +
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.24524 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,695 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +19) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) <kaelis> so, he.. uh <kaelis> basically probed me with a weasel. +30) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +31) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +32) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +33) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +34) <augur> augur: pretty true. +35) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +36) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +37) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +38) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +39) <Dylan> kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? +40) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +41) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +42) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +43) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +44) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +45) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +46) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +47) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +48) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +49) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +50) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +51) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +52) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +53) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +54) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +55) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +56) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +57) <apollo> What is there to talk about besides gay slang? +58) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +59) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +60) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +61) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +62) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +63) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +64) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +65) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +66) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +67) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +68) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +69) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +70) <fax> im the worst person in the world +71) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +72) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +73) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +74) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +75) <Madelon> I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 <Madelon> not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> +76) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +77) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +78) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +79) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +80) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! +81) <Warrigal> What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? <apollo> Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +82) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +83) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +84) <xan> if you watch jaws backwards it's a movie about a giant shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach +85) <Eeyore> I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +86) <coppro> hmm... does anyone know a nonsense game designed for the mentally handicapped involving yelling +87) <Sgeo> I'd imagine that it already has, and no one noticed +88) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +89) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +90) <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. +91) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +92) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +93) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +94) <Ami> Discrimination fields ACTIVATE. +95) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +96) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +97) <virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +98) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +99) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +100) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +101) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +102) <Aftran> Clearly we should be like Mumbai and get of vehicle dors. <Warrigal> Get of vehicle dors? <Warrigal> I think Aftran had a French phrase there. <Firenze> Les vehicles d'or +103) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +104) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +105) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +106) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +107) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +108) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +109) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +110) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +111) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +112) <Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +113) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +114) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> +115) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +116) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +117) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +118) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +119) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +120) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +121) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +122) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +123) <alise> use "grep --crazy" +124) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| +125) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +126) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +127) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +128) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +129) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +130) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +131) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +132) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +133) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +134) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +135) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +136) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +137) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +138) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +139) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +140) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +141) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +142) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +143) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +144) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +145) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +146) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +147) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +148) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +149) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +150) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +151) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +152) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +153) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +154) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +155) <Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related. +156) <cheater99> incest is best +157) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +158) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +159) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +160) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +161) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +162) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +163) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +164) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +165) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +166) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +167) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +168) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +169) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +170) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +171) <ais523> it was too difficult +172) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +173) <ais523> you should be eating corpses more +174) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +175) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +176) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +177) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +178) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right +179) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +180) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +181) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +182) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +183) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +184) <pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +185) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +186) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +187) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) +188) <Vorpal> pikhq, Okinawan? Wtf is that +189) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +190) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +191) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +192) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +193) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +194) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +195) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +196) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +197) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +198) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +199) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +200) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +201) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +202) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +203) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +204) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +205) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +206) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +207) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +208) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +209) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +210) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +211) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +212) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +213) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +214) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +215) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +216) <Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead +217) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +218) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +219) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +220) <elliott> [...] ALWAYS OPEN TO TRYING NEW THINGS. +221) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +222) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +223) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +224) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +225) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +226) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +227) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +228) <elliott> ONLY GOOD QUOTES PLEASE! AND NO FAKE ONES EITHER! +229) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +230) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +231) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +232) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +233) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +234) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +235) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +236) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +237) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +238) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +239) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +240) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +241) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +242) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +243) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +244) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +245) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +246) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +247) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +248) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +249) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +250) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +251) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +252) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +253) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +254) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +255) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +256) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +257) <ais523> yay CDE +258) <elliott> in retrospect that wasn't even necessary, as communal readings of the Funge-98 spec do just a good job of getting rid of trolls +259) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +260) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +261) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +262) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +263) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +264) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +265) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +266) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +267) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +268) * quintopia sits on gregor +269) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +270) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +271) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +272) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +273) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +274) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +275) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +276) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +277) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +278) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +279) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +280) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now! +281) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +282) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +283) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +284) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +285) <elliott_> The context is Gracenotes releasing an illegal copy of a film about monster cock dildos. +286) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +287) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +288) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +289) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +290) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +291) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +292) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +293) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +294) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +295) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +296) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +297) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +298) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +299) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +300) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +301) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +302) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +303) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +304) <ais523> anyway, no CSS editing for me right now, I fear I'd get sucked into a holy war [...] <ais523> I also fear it might end up breaking one of the Graue Regulations <ais523> which are rules that you get into serious trouble for breaking, that nobody knows what they are until someone breaks them +305) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +306) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +307) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +308) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +309) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +310) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +311) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +312) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +313) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +314) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +315) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +316) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +317) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +318) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +319) <anekant> what does coffee do to biological neural networks <JRowe> what tiger blood does for charlie sheen +320) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +321) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +322) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +323) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +324) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +325) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +326) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +327) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +328) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +329) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +330) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +331) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +332) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +333) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +334) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +335) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +336) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +337) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +338) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +339) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +340) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +341) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +342) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +343) <oklopol> i'm really sleep +344) <Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +345) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +346) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +347) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +348) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +349) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +350) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +351) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +352) <zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +353) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +354) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +355) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +356) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +357) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +358) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +359) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +360) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +361) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +362) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +363) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +364) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +365) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +366) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +367) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +368) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +369) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME +370) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +371) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +372) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +373) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +374) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +375) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +376) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +377) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +378) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +379) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +380) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +381) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +382) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +383) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +384) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +385) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +386) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +387) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +388) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +389) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +390) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +391) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +392) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +393) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +394) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +395) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +396) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +397) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +398) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +399) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +400) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +401) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +402) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +403) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +404) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +405) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +406) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +407) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +408) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +409) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +410) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +411) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +412) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +413) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +414) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +415) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +416) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +417) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +418) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +419) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +420) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +421) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +422) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +423) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +424) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +425) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +426) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +427) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +428) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +429) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +430) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +431) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +432) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +433) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +434) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +435) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +436) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +437) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +438) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +439) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +440) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +441) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +442) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +443) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +444) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +445) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +446) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +447) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +448) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +449) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +450) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +451) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +452) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right! +453) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +454) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +455) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +456) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +457) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +458) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +459) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +460) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +461) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +462) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +463) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +464) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +465) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +466) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +467) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +468) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +469) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +470) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +471) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +472) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +473) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +474) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +475) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +476) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +477) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +478) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +479) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +480) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +481) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +482) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +483) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +484) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +485) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +486) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +487) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +488) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +489) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +490) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +491) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +492) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +493) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +494) <fizzie> Taneb: See, it's Obama's fault the guy's apartment is now worth less than their mortgage and something something something that translates to not being able to look for a proper fix. <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +495) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +496) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +497) <Sgeo> Fuck clay its only purpose is ecoration +498) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +499) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +500) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +501) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +502) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +503) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +504) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +505) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +506) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +507) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +508) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +509) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +510) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +511) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +512) <Taos> _ <Taos> | |__ _ _ ___ <Taos> | '_ \| | | |/ _ \ <Taos> | |_) | |_| | __/ <Taos> |_.__/ \__, |\___| +513) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +514) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +515) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +516) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +517) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +518) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +519) <elliott_> its UNEBARBEL +520) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +521) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +522) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +523) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +524) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +525) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +526) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +527) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +528) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +529) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +530) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +531) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +532) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +533) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +534) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +535) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +536) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +537) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +538) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +539) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +540) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +541) <elliott> "Okay, got i-" "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. SCROLL FOR ME, CHILD." +542) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +543) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +544) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +545) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +546) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +547) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +548) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +549) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +550) <itidus20> what i mean by afk is <itidus20> i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +551) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +552) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +553) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +554) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +555) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +556) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +557) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +558) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +559) <itidus20> toasters tend to get hot every time they're used +560) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +561) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +562) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +563) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +564) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +565) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +566) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +567) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +568) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +569) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +570) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +571) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +572) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +573) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +574) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +575) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +576) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +577) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +578) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +579) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +580) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +581) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +582) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +583) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +584) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +585) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +586) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +587) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +588) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +589) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +590) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +591) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +592) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +593) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +594) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +595) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +596) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +597) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +598) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +599) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +600) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +601) <Gregor> Electrons are so fragile X-D +602) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +603) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +604) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +605) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +606) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +607) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +608) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +609) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +610) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +611) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +612) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +613) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +614) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +615) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +616) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +617) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +618) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +619) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +620) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +621) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +622) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +623) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +624) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +625) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +626) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +627) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +628) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +629) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +630) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +631) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +632) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +633) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +634) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +635) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +636) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +637) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +638) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +639) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +640) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +641) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +642) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +643) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +644) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +645) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +646) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +647) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +648) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +649) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +650) <myndzi> lol :( +651) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +652) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +653) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +654) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr +655) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +656) <ais523> it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +657) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +658) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +659) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +660) <monqy> i agree with elliott +661) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +662) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +663) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +664) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +665) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +666) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +667) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +668) <fizzie> Vorpal: "still it's a flower in the sense that it's more experienced the nanny" +669) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +670) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +671) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +672) <olsner> I think stealing is more appropriate +673) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +674) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +675) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +676) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +677) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +678) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +679) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +680) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +681) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +682) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +683) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +684) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +685) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +686) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +687) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +688) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +689) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +690) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +691) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +692) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +693) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +694) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +695) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat
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He who worshipeth me geteth chicks and money. +2003-01-26.txt:15:57:50: -!- aard|out has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-01-27.txt:03:17:05: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-01-27.txt:22:08:14: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to POPE, the Paratheo-anametamystikhood Of Programming Esoteric || logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-27.txt:23:43:24: <dbc> I don't think I can come up with a better representation offhand...here's what I'm working with: http://www.hevanet.com/cristofd/brainfuck/daniel.png +2003-01-27.txt:23:48:27: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to POPE, the Paratheo-anametamystikhood Of hmProgramming Esoteric || logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-27.txt:23:48:37: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to POPE, the Paratheo-anametamystikhood Of Programming Esoteric || logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-29.txt:00:36:11: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-01-30.txt:06:07:07: <SamB> much worse then an httpd in MOO +2003-01-30.txt:06:11:20: <SamB> But when telnet in and type "http/1.1 get / + +", this:do_login_command() doesn't seem to get called +2003-02-01.txt:01:59:17: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-02-02.txt:21:17:04: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-02-06.txt:19:48:30: <tav> noticed http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric, but not much has seemed to have happened +2003-02-06.txt:23:13:57: -!- aard_ has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-02-10.txt:02:08:21: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-02-13.txt:22:58:20: -!- calamari changed the topic of #esoteric to: possible ESOFunk VM instruction set http://www.azstarnet.com/~jeffryj/esofunk4.asm Suggestions please +2003-02-15.txt:23:36:00: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-02-18.txt:00:46:10: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-02-22.txt:15:47:56: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-02-25.txt:00:02:34: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-02-26.txt:01:00:07: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-03-01.txt:18:35:00: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-03-03.txt:02:46:19: -!- aard_ has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-03-10.txt:03:16:38: <Taaus> http://esoteric.sange.fi , possibly :) +2003-03-11.txt:00:14:36: <dbc> Check today's log for this channel at http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/03.03.10 +2003-03-11.txt:00:39:17: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-03-12.txt:20:50:05: -!- calamari changed the topic of #esoteric to: not vaporware: BFBasic compiler at http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/bfbasic.zip +2003-03-13.txt:00:13:24: -!- aard|zzz has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-03-14.txt:18:42:58: -!- calamari changed the topic of #esoteric to: BFBasic compiler 0.70: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/bfbasic.zip +2003-03-21.txt:00:09:45: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-03-28.txt:20:55:14: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-03-30.txt:15:19:49: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-03-31.txt:01:00:02: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-03-31.txt:23:28:20: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-04-03.txt:21:30:16: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-04-06.txt:20:10:25: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: BFBasic compiler 0.70: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/bfbasic.zip || http://www.chilliwilli.co.uk/ff/ <--- How many more senseless Brainf*ck variations must we endure? Didn't we learn anything from 'Ook'? +2003-04-09.txt:05:32:33: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: BFBasic compiler 0.70: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/bfbasic.zip || http://www.chilliwilli.co.uk/ff/ <--- How many more senseless Brainf*ck variations must we endure? Didn't we learn anything from 'Ook'? Or from E??! Or from BEST!?!?!? +2003-04-12.txt:15:52:49: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-04-17.txt:23:18:51: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-04-21.txt:01:10:03: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-04-28.txt:02:24:23: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-06-18.txt:08:32:01: -!- lament has quit ("http://www.cyberspace.org/~lament"). +2003-06-19.txt:22:01:46: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-06-22.txt:23:23:43: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-06-24.txt:23:17:02: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-07-10.txt:06:18:06: <lament> http://lament.hypermart.net/HELLO.z5 +2003-07-11.txt:03:26:49: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://cyberspace.org/~lament/abuse.html +2003-07-16.txt:15:57:29: <asdsa> from what i read from http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/03.04.19 it's not that easy ! +2003-07-16.txt:17:29:55: <asdsa> http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/03.01.21 +2003-07-16.txt:17:34:10: <Taaus> http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/03.05.20 +2003-07-16.txt:17:35:00: <asdsa> http://esoteric.sange.fi/brainfuck/bf-source/prog/triangle.bf +2003-07-18.txt:03:04:18: <andreou> [01:59:39] -ChanServ- [#esoteric] Welcome to the esoteric programming channel! Logs of previous discussion are avialable at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-07-18.txt:03:08:04: <andreou> [01:59:39] -ChanServ- [#esoteric] Welcome to the esoteric programming channel! Logs of previous discussion are avialable at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-07-18.txt:03:08:20: <andreou> http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_800824.html +2003-07-18.txt:03:39:03: <hcf> lament: read the top of http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/ +2003-07-18.txt:03:41:13: <lament> http://tunes.org/~coreyr/ +2003-07-25.txt:08:43:08: <lament> http://www.wikipedia.org/upload/0/0e/Marahuana_warning.png +2003-07-26.txt:03:27:23: <andreou> of course, http://www.sysadminday.com +2003-07-26.txt:03:45:25: <andreou> http://sysadminday.safeweb.be/Photos1/pMark_Sewage_P6060002.JPG +2003-07-26.txt:03:47:01: <andreou> http://sysadminday.safeweb.be/Photos1/pMaxim_Fire_Rack.jpg +2003-07-26.txt:04:37:16: <Taaus> http://research.microsoft.com/~daniel/uhh-download.html +2003-07-28.txt:01:56:31: <andreou> heh: http://molasar.blackmagic.com/french/ +2003-07-30.txt:00:03:16: <Taaus> http://pragmaticprogrammer.com/ +2003-07-30.txt:00:18:49: <Taaus> http://www.pragmaticprogrammer.com/cgi-local/pragprog?NamingTheProgram <--- Heh... +2003-07-30.txt:22:12:02: <Taaus> http://www.frap.net/kenn/scmnote/ <--- Look at this, lament :) +2003-07-31.txt:00:26:36: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.stephensykes.com/choon/choon.html +2003-07-31.txt:00:43:53: <Taaus> http://www.neilvandyke.org/quack/screenshot.png +2003-08-01.txt:00:54:27: <Taaus> http://www.yuasa.kuis.kyoto-u.ac.jp/ylab/yamakaku/Dms96/dms96.html +2003-08-05.txt:20:54:41: <lament> http://cyberspace.org/~lament/thue.html +2003-08-05.txt:20:55:02: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://cyberspace.org/~lament/thue.html - Instructions on the bottom of the can +2003-08-05.txt:23:50:40: <lament> leading to highly useful logs like http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/03.08.02 +2003-08-07.txt:21:46:56: <lament> http://jan.ucc.nau.edu/~tas3/fugueanatomy.html +2003-08-11.txt:19:25:47: -!- sterling.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://cyberspace.org/~lament/thue.html - Instructions on the bottom of the can +2003-08-12.txt:19:17:16: <Taaus> http://www.hh.se/stud/d99tibr/chatboard.jpg <--- First I'll try to get one of these working with my GP32, though :) +2003-08-17.txt:21:24:38: <lament> http://www.jsbach.net/images/warp.html +2003-08-17.txt:21:29:57: <lament> wow: http://www.jsbach.net/images/Jordan6StringViolin.html +2003-08-17.txt:21:42:39: <lament> http://www.violadagamba.nl/pix/kampic.gif +2003-08-17.txt:21:54:10: <lament> http://www.barberatransducers.com/hybrid_violin.jpg +2003-08-17.txt:21:55:08: <lament> ah, here's 6. http://www.barberatransducers.com/standard_violin.jpg +2003-10-20.txt:07:26:40: <andreou> unhealthy paranoia for the masses, via weird media: http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0311/feature1/index.html +2003-10-21.txt:00:54:29: <calamari_> andreou: http://esoteric.sange.fi/brainfuck/impl/interp/calculator/casiobf.txt +2003-10-22.txt:03:40:16: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Please don't forget to add your new language at http://dmoz.org/Computers/Programming/Languages/Obfuscated/ (or any other related category) +2003-10-27.txt:00:57:05: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.icehouse.net/nungester/HP16C_e{1,2}.jpg -- and don't forget to celebrate maladay. +2003-11-06.txt:03:23:17: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.icehouse.net/nungester/HP16C_e{1,2}.jpg || http://www.kisa.ca/oou.html - not a programming language, but certainly an esoteric one +2003-11-21.txt:01:42:06: <lament> Taaus: http://www.unpronounceable.com/gould/ +2003-12-02.txt:07:02:00: <calamari_> ok.. java source up at http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/languages/textgen.java +2003-12-29.txt:22:30:03: <lament> http://mathworld.wolfram.com/UniversalTuringMachine.html +2003-12-29.txt:22:36:38: <lament> http://foldoc.doc.ic.ac.uk/foldoc/foldoc.cgi?query=machine&action=Search +2004-01-26.txt:23:58:04: <lament> http://www.thecipher.com/WholetoneRevKb-66p.gif +2004-01-26.txt:23:58:12: <lament> http://www.chromatic-keyboard.com/ +2004-01-27.txt:00:04:09: <Taaus-dvorak> http://monxmood.free.fr/images/jnkeysma.gif +2004-01-27.txt:00:04:29: <Taaus-dvorak> http://monxmood.free.fr/images/jnkkeys.jpg <-- Better. +2004-02-08.txt:21:18:45: <hcf> http://wiw.org/~ams/projects/itch.html http://sed.sourceforge.net/local/scripts/turing.sed http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?TuringComplete http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?LittleLanguage http://www2.lns.mit.edu/~dsw/turing/turing.html http://www.nmia.com/~soki/turing/ http://www.unidex.com/turing/ http://www.cus.org.uk/~flagg/tacpprm/graffle/ +2004-02-08.txt:21:39:06: <Toreun> thanks to http://www.archive.org/ +2004-02-08.txt:21:54:59: <hcf> http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/projects/funge98-2003.0326/ +2004-02-08.txt:22:02:25: <hcf> how about http://www.openhardware.net it's open as in free +2004-02-10.txt:23:42:28: <fizzie> (http://kotisivu.mtv3.fi/quux/jsbef/index.html if someone's interested) +2004-02-10.txt:23:44:34: <deltab> http://uk.php.net/history +2004-02-10.txt:23:47:31: <lament> http://lament.hypermart.net/thue.html +2004-02-11.txt:00:12:24: <Toreun> http://www.toreun.org/esolang.txt +2004-02-11.txt:21:14:08: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the esoteric programming channel! Logs of previous discussion are available at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2004-02-11.txt:22:57:34: <Toreun> well, for all those interested, http://www.toreun.org/eso.zip is the interpreter for my lang, and http://www.toreun.org/brainfuck is the directory with the source that proves its turing-completeness +2004-02-12.txt:00:51:06: <Toreun> http://www.toreun.org/eso.zip that's the interpreter and http://www.toreun.org/brainfuck +2004-02-12.txt:01:26:30: <fizzie> says the http://www.sgi.com/fun/freeware/3d_navigator.html +2004-02-12.txt:01:29:16: <lament> http://minnow.cc.gatech.edu/squeak/uploads/683/squeak34-1600x1200.1.png +2004-02-12.txt:01:32:18: <lament> http://www.phaidros.com/DIGITALIS/images/sqk00050.gif +2004-02-12.txt:01:32:41: <lament> http://minnow.cc.gatech.edu/squeak/2469 +2004-02-13.txt:00:53:26: <Toreun> why not ditch C and use http://www.toreun.org/eso.zip! *g* +2004-02-13.txt:00:55:22: <Toreun> the specs are http://www.toreun.org/esolang.txt +2004-02-13.txt:00:55:54: <Toreun> and a sample (rather large) program is at http://www.toreun.org/brainfuck (it's the brainfuck interpreter for it) +2004-02-13.txt:01:05:25: <Toreun> http://www.ptf.com/ptf/products/UNIX/current/0401.0.html quest it seems is taken too +2004-02-17.txt:09:20:24: <deltab> http://yin.espnow.net/~deltab/tmp/javascript_disable_fixed.zip +2004-02-21.txt:02:46:09: <fizzie> http://esoteric.sange.fi/archive/ perhaps? +2004-02-21.txt:03:01:12: <lament> http://mirge.net/~lament/summer.txt +2004-02-26.txt:20:10:23: <fizzie> POST is a HTTP method. +2004-03-11.txt:00:56:09: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.geocities.com/sacredmonkey00/ijupuna/index.html +2004-03-11.txt:00:56:41: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.geocities.com/sacredmonkey00/ijupuna/index.html (anybody wanna write an interpreter?) +2004-03-20.txt:11:02:37: <fizzie> our latest topic before those discordia-freaks went and changed it to yet another holiday was 08:01:19 -!- Topic for #esoteric: http://www.geocities.com/sacredmonkey00/ijupuna/index.html (anybody wanna write an interpreter?) +2004-04-01.txt:01:20:09: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2002/8/30/175531/763 <--- Obfuscated J-ish interpreter... Or is it? :) +2004-04-02.txt:23:40:21: <lament> http://www.geocities.com/tokipona/text/survive.html +2004-04-04.txt:21:34:57: <mtve> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J_programming_language +2004-04-16.txt:08:25:12: <dbc> Ah. Mailing list. https://ischtar.koeln.ccc.de/mailman/listinfo/friends-of-brainfuck +2004-04-16.txt:08:26:23: <dbc> The commented version is at http://www.hevanet.com/cristofd/brainfuck/collatz.b +2004-04-20.txt:22:40:45: <lament> http://mirge.net/~lament/piano1.jpg +2004-04-20.txt:22:40:47: <lament> http://mirge.net/~lament/piano2.jpg +2004-04-21.txt:15:21:45: <movcs42> http://oplb.sf.net +2004-04-27.txt:23:50:14: <andreou> http://infosecuritymag.techtarget.com/2003/jun/cooltools.shtml +2004-04-28.txt:02:45:56: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit. Edwinb is the mushroom guy. Strange attraction to strange attractors: http://www.doxpara.com/pics/index.php?album=phentropy/ . +2004-04-28.txt:03:01:22: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit. Edwinb is the mushroom guy. Strange attraction to strange attractors: http://www.doxpara.com/pics/index.php?album=phentropy/ . Compilers to the right, hallucinogenics to the left. +2004-04-29.txt:03:34:02: <Toreun> http://www.toreun.org/esolang.txt +2004-04-29.txt:07:28:58: <andreou> hey, that's cool, today we highscored! http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?S=D +2004-04-29.txt:07:31:30: <andreou> new entrymsg (changed over to cmeme): Welcome to the esoteric programming channel! Logs of previous discussions are available at http://meme.b9.com/clog/esoteric/?M=D +2004-04-29.txt:20:03:20: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit, talk to edwinb to get some free mushroom samples. -- http://www.doxpara.com/pics/index.php?album=phentropy/ -- http://www.electricsheep.org/ +2004-04-29.txt:20:04:05: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit, talk to edwinb to get some free mushroom samples. -- http://electricsheep.org/ +2004-04-30.txt:08:22:50: <lament> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominant_seventh +2004-04-30.txt:08:27:38: <lament> wow, this is really weird: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shepard_tone +2004-04-30.txt:08:30:42: <heatsink> This is a nice bit of music: "Glass Onion" at http://www-math.cudenver.edu/~jstarret/listenmp3.html +2004-04-30.txt:08:34:58: <lament> http://www.noah.org/science/audio_paradox/endless.mp3 +2004-05-01.txt:01:32:02: <andreou> http://meme.b9.com/clog/esoteric/04.04.30 +2004-05-01.txt:01:32:07: <andreou> http://meme.b9.com/clog/esoteric/04.05.01 +2004-05-01.txt:02:17:05: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ please provide feedback. the wiki will be ready Really Soon Now. +2004-05-01.txt:08:03:20: <heatsink> http://www.geocities.com/noktakanto/cgimg.html +2004-05-01.txt:08:36:07: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ please provide feedback. the wiki will be ready Really Soon Now. -- language of the week: http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/ook.html write something in/for ook. +2004-05-03.txt:21:12:55: <Toreun> I modified the http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ design to not use tables +2004-05-03.txt:21:12:59: <Toreun> http://www.toreun.org/esoteric +2004-05-04.txt:01:03:29: <Toreun> should I screw over the IE users and make a cool bottom bar like I have on my homepage, http://www.toreun.org? +2004-05-04.txt:01:28:12: <andreou> http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/celt/ffcc/ +2004-05-04.txt:02:55:23: <Toreun> how's http://www.toreun.org/esoteric/index2.php? +2004-05-04.txt:03:55:33: <Toreun> lament and heatsink, what do you think of my modifications to andreou's design? (http://www.toreun.org/esoteric) +2004-05-05.txt:22:01:35: -!- Toreun has quit ("Download Gaim: http://gaim.sourceforge.net/"). +2004-05-06.txt:01:20:10: <Toreun> check out the new design I made: http://www.toreun.org/esoteric +2004-05-06.txt:01:27:24: <Toreun> http://www.toreun.org/esoteric/style1.png +2004-05-07.txt:05:36:40: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ please provide feedback. the wiki will be ready Really Soon Now. -- language of the week: http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/ook.html write something in/for ook. || http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm +2004-05-11.txt:20:20:03: -!- Toreu1 has quit ("Download Gaim: http://gaim.sourceforge.net/"). +2004-05-15.txt:08:25:51: <mtve> btw, brainfuck is currently perlgolfed at http://kernelpanic.pl/perlgolf-view.mx?id=34 +2004-05-17.txt:18:43:35: <mtve> hmm, why i havn's seen this before? http://pathlang.sourceforge.net/ +2004-05-17.txt:18:59:20: <mtve> http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/projects/wierd/ +2004-05-18.txt:21:27:05: <calamari_> http://catseye.mine.nu:8080 +2004-05-18.txt:22:13:04: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ (we need feedback). http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm +2004-05-18.txt:22:13:49: <Toreun> have you taken a look at my other styles for the webpage? http://www.toreun.org/esoteric +2004-05-18.txt:22:17:06: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ (we need feedback). http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm || Catseye isn't dead! +2004-05-18.txt:22:18:37: <Toreun> http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ +2004-05-18.txt:22:18:58: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ (we need feedback). http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm || Catseye isn't dead! http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ +2004-05-24.txt:00:30:43: <Toreun> nothing much. playing with this Blog Stock market thing (http://www.blogshares.com/) +2004-05-24.txt:15:00:15: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ -- http://fasd.ethz.ch/qsf/ +2004-05-27.txt:15:05:32: <fizzie> at http://quux.befunge.org/qsort.html if you want. +2004-05-27.txt:15:23:56: <mtve> http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/projects/befunge93/doc/befunge93.html +2004-05-27.txt:15:31:44: <fizzie> ff's in http://befunge.org/ff/, the rest I'm a bit too ashamed to mention. +2004-05-27.txt:15:42:09: <fizzie> you want to fix it? go see http://gehennom.org/~fizban/tmp/ff2.c +2004-05-27.txt:15:50:31: <fizzie> this is probably one of those urls that keep circling around irc, but it was very convincing: http://www.j-walk.com/other/wifispray/ +2004-05-27.txt:16:22:02: <fizzie> http://www.hawaga.org.uk/text/oisc1.html +2004-05-27.txt:20:07:01: <fizzie> for example, see what happens in the beginning of http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/04.05.25 +2004-05-27.txt:20:09:17: <fizzie> another example is http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/04.04.29 +2004-05-27.txt:20:50:05: <fizzie> http://esoteric.sange.fi/archive/ should have the list archives. +2004-05-27.txt:22:25:56: <fizzie> you can check out http://www.powertip.com.tw/product/PC%20SERIES/PC%201602F.PDF if you really want to know. +2004-05-27.txt:22:29:38: <fizzie> like, uh, the stuff in http://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/~ih/doc/par/ +2004-05-27.txt:23:06:54: <lament> wow, http://www.norvig.com/palindrome.html +2004-05-27.txt:23:40:29: <fizzie> http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=9aqupt%24hd4%241%40bob.news.rcn.net has the original post. +2004-05-28.txt:03:20:37: -!- Toreun has quit ("Download Gaim: http://gaim.sourceforge.net/"). +2004-05-28.txt:20:32:18: <fizzie> for a nice example of the language used in the Standard, see http://gehennom.org/~fizban/tmp/restrict.html +2004-05-28.txt:20:37:31: <calamari_> yeah, http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/compilers/bfbasic/bfbasic.html +2004-05-28.txt:22:09:28: <mtve> http://www.nada.kth.se/~matslina/awib/ +2004-05-28.txt:22:16:01: <fizzie> it doesn't do anything _too_ clever, though, and I haven't looked at the actual interpreter itself. is at http://home.planet.nl/~faase009/Ha_bf_online.html anyway. +2004-05-30.txt:19:40:13: <Toreun> yeah, take a look at http://www.csszengarden.com/ +2004-05-30.txt:20:56:39: <fizzie> actually it's in http://koti.mbnet.fi/megam/unssia_vasyttaa.AVI +2004-05-30.txt:21:17:32: <fizzie> if you don't have anything else to do, you could check out http://sc2.sourceforge.net/ +2004-05-31.txt:21:41:19: <fizzie> google found me http://dodongosmoke.ytmnd.com/ +2004-05-31.txt:23:13:16: <kosmikus> Toreun: http://foldoc.doc.ic.ac.uk/foldoc/foldoc.cgi?query=combinator&action=Search +2004-06-04.txt:16:21:58: <fizzie> but, well, as you can see in http://gehennom.org/mrtg/vr0.php I don't really use this much. +2004-06-04.txt:16:41:54: <Keymaker> oh wow! how this: http://esoteric.sange.fi/brainfuck/bf-source/prog/PI16.BF can be even possible? *confused* +2004-06-04.txt:16:49:11: <fizzie> this http://www.ioccc.org/1988/westley.c one +2004-06-04.txt:18:43:56: <Keymaker> hmmm, how or can i contribute some bf files to that 'http://esoteric.sange.fi/' archive, sometime (or is it possible)? +2004-06-07.txt:22:08:26: <fizzie> see http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20000316 +2004-06-09.txt:22:58:59: <deltab> 215723Z #esp <sbp> http://www.ecs.soton.ac.uk/~sdh300/stuffage/bf.net/ +2004-06-10.txt:22:34:47: <fizzie> http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=5060 I think. +2004-06-12.txt:03:04:10: <sanxiyn> http://dev.tokigun.net/funge/rule30.bf +2004-06-12.txt:12:26:29: <Keymaker> why on this log http://meme.b9.com/clog/esoteric/04.06.11 +2004-06-15.txt:09:45:32: <sanxiyn> http://puzzlet.org/puzzlet/Funge~Interpreter +2004-06-16.txt:22:43:04: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ -- http://fasd.ethz.ch/qsf/ || http://www.randelshofer.ch/fhw/gri/holzi.html +2004-06-17.txt:19:52:09: <lament> I'm looking at http://esoteric.sange.fi/essie2/ +2004-06-24.txt:07:54:04: -!- WildHalcyon has quit ("leafChat IRC client: http://www.leafdigital.com/Software/leafChat/"). +2004-06-25.txt:08:31:08: -!- WildHalcyon has quit ("leafChat IRC client: http://www.leafdigital.com/Software/leafChat/"). +2004-06-25.txt:17:00:43: * calamari_ suggests: Welcome to the esoteric programming channel! Logs of previous discussions are available at http://tunes.org/~coreyr/date.php?chan=esoteric +2004-06-28.txt:03:50:46: <WildHalcyon__> http://p-nand-q.com/humor/programming_languages/java2k.html +2004-06-28.txt:04:05:44: <Toreun> here's the instruction list: http://www.toreun.org/quast/esolang.txt +2004-06-28.txt:04:11:25: <Toreun> http://www.toreun.org/quast +2004-06-28.txt:16:57:31: <calamari_> sure :) http://www.kidsquid.com/compilers/bfasm/bfasm.html +2004-06-28.txt:19:03:39: <calamari_> neat, B looks a lot closer to what I'll be doing: http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/dmr/btut.html +2004-06-29.txt:18:06:08: <calamari_> http://www.cs.uiowa.edu/~jones/arch/risc/ +2004-06-29.txt:18:10:06: <lament> http://www.cs.uiowa.edu/~jones/arch/risc/ +2004-06-29.txt:18:26:25: <lament> this link is broken: http://www.cs.eku.edu/~styer/oisc.html +2004-06-29.txt:20:30:55: <calamari_> lament: http://web.archive.org/web/20030425001315/http://www.cs.eku.edu/~styer/oisc.html +2004-06-29.txt:22:21:24: -!- rapidly_constant has quit ("{Linux|Pakistan} Rocks! - http://www.linuxpakistan.net/chat/"). +2004-06-30.txt:22:28:54: -!- Toreun has quit ("Download Gaim: http://gaim.sourceforge.net/"). +2004-07-02.txt:05:44:21: <tonsofpcs> http://gardiensdudonon.free.fr/t/Nom_F-Ton.htm +2004-07-02.txt:06:18:39: <deltab> http://jerz.setonhill.edu/if/canon/eliza.htm +2004-07-02.txt:06:23:53: <deltab> http://www.cs.nott.ac.uk/~gxk/courses/g5aiai/002history/eliza.htm +2004-07-02.txt:06:43:49: <WildHalcyon> not at all - I've been thinking about using lambda functions like false (http://wouter.fov120.com/false/) except creating a sort of function-writing syntax for making two-dimensional functions +2004-07-07.txt:15:18:37: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ -- http://fasd.ethz.ch/qsf/ || http://www.randelshofer.ch/fhw/gri/holzi.html +2004-07-08.txt:17:05:40: <mtve> http://www.sics.se/~adam/phpstack/ +2004-07-12.txt:21:22:26: <Taaus> This isn't entirely related, but it's a nifty way of parsing infix: http://article.gmane.org/gmane.comp.lang.lightweight/285 +2004-07-17.txt:22:45:26: <fizzie> once again google helped me! http://www.geriatric-resources.com/assets/images/Koosh.JPG +2004-07-18.txt:03:38:39: <tonsofpcs> http://www.terranova.net/content/images/mp3police.jpg +2004-07-19.txt:01:56:51: <lament> http://gallery.origami.free.fr/Auteurs/Japan/kawasaki/photos/bouquet/bouquet2max.jpg +2004-07-26.txt:21:51:52: <lament> http://fury.com/images/weblog/google_circa_1960.jpg +2004-07-26.txt:21:58:10: <fizzie> http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=10525 +2004-07-27.txt:22:54:34: <Taaus> Check out http://blognomic.blogspot.com +2004-07-28.txt:06:45:35: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html +2004-07-28.txt:23:34:11: -!- Toreun has quit ("Download Gaim: http://gaim.sourceforge.net/"). +2004-08-09.txt:19:51:21: <calamari-> okay.. http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/images/misc/bfcomp.jpg +2004-08-12.txt:15:13:08: -!- Toreun has quit ("Download Gaim: http://gaim.sourceforge.net/"). +2004-08-15.txt:23:58:38: -!- sixforty has quit ("leafChat IRC client: http://www.leafdigital.com/Software/leafChat/"). +2004-08-20.txt:22:38:51: <Keymaker> hmmm... interesting toy in the logs: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/images/misc/bfcomp.jpg +2004-08-20.txt:22:39:06: <fizzie> http://peili.hut.fi/tfy0201/cat.gif +2004-08-25.txt:23:33:38: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html +2004-08-26.txt:17:44:46: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html -- http://s48.org/ (Scheme48 v1.1) +2004-08-31.txt:03:08:13: <lament> http://www.radioshack.ca/estore/Product.aspx?language=en-CA&catalog=RadioShack&category=Educational+Toys&product=2808002&MSCSProfile=D2A27242FE5C7054CA02D1C573F248CF12B815197E3828D7521380E11DC45F89B3F57FA45C46A57C4D9B15888F9A369E0666C0438B9B833E59811BE5CBC04235444B2332FC5ED878FF9ABF1C8DCC95E74D1C189D60BF2F46E2221AA1B3E0AE67BAB0566985FC99F52768B5B435578DB0BAB231E0F452E586BFD3567D2B75C32BDFCC16D93074984A +2004-09-13.txt:11:31:55: <ZeroOne> oh. ok. :/ here's my brainfuck-interpreter anyway: http://koti.mbnet.fi/~villes/php/bf.php (nested loops still not implemented). +2004-09-13.txt:12:07:42: <lindi-> fizzie: http://iki.fi/lindi/binterp/binterp-0.001/BENCHMARKS now includes mooz's bef too +2004-09-13.txt:13:11:20: <ZeroOne> btw, I've created quite a few esoteric programming language articles in Wikipedia during the past month. you guys can see, too, if you can create or improve any of these articles: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_esoteric_programming_languages :) +2004-09-14.txt:21:47:56: <ZeroOne> I bet the teacher didn't know how good the "programming is like making recipes" comparison was: http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/chef.html ;) +2004-09-23.txt:20:05:08: <lindi-> ZeroOne: http://prdownloads.sourceforge.net/maxima/maxima-5.9.0.exe?download +2004-09-23.txt:22:06:25: <Taaus> If you can read Danish, you can take a look yourself. They're online at http://math.ku.dk/noter/ The course is called 2KF. +2004-09-30.txt:18:16:29: <ZeroOne> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Votes_for_deletion#Esoteric_programming_language_related +2004-09-30.txt:19:06:30: <ZeroOne> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Votes_for_deletion/Esoteric_programming_language_related#Esoteric_programming_language_related I posted a great comment to the end of the page. yay! +2004-10-02.txt:23:58:57: <ZeroOne> MCBC: http://web.archive.org/web/20040221222300/http://www.mines.edu/students/b/bolmstea/mtfi/ +2004-10-03.txt:17:04:21: <ZeroOne> http://web.archive.org/web/20040221222300/http://www.mines.edu/students/b/bolmstea/mtfi/mtfi-1.21.tar.gz works fine for me +2004-10-03.txt:17:05:09: <ZeroOne> but that's just the interpreter, http://web.archive.org/web/20040221222300/http://www.mines.edu/students/b/bolmstea/mtfi/mcbc10.zip would be the compiler (apparently for MS-DOS) +2004-10-05.txt:22:24:09: <ZeroOne> fizzie: how about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_esoteric_programming_languages +2004-10-05.txt:22:26:27: <ZeroOne> http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ +2004-10-13.txt:12:11:17: <lindi-> i'm trying to figure out how to print the notes at http://www.hut.fi/~jnyman/ +2004-10-24.txt:01:23:59: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html -- http://s48.org/ (Scheme48 v1.1) +2004-10-29.txt:14:52:06: <lindi-> fizzie: ff seems output zero for all inputs with http://iki.fi/lindi/factorial.bf . i get correct results with mooz's bef, any idea what's wrong? +2004-10-31.txt:19:11:55: <fizzie> see http://java.sun.com/j2se/1.4.2/docs/guide/lang/assert.html#compatibility +2004-11-02.txt:07:30:19: <mtve> it does, http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/04.11.01 +2004-11-02.txt:07:34:06: <heatsink> http://meme.b9.com/clog/esoteric/04.11.02 +2004-11-03.txt:04:39:01: <heatsink> Looks like some of those voting softwares were written in bf: http://www.nbc4.tv/elex2004natl/index.html +2004-11-24.txt:22:39:11: <bot_builder> someone needs to submit a path example to http://99-bottles-of-beer.net/p.html +2004-12-04.txt:20:10:42: <mtve> http://www.eleves.ens.fr:8080/home/madore/weblog/2004-12.html#d.2004-12-03.0813 +2004-12-06.txt:22:27:01: <ZeroOne> hey, I implemented nested loops to my online PHP-Brainfuck Interpreter: http://koti.mbnet.fi/villes/php/bf.php +2004-12-09.txt:19:13:45: <ZeroOne> but beesod's guess, 100, was probably quite ok. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_esoteric_programming_languages lists ~160 languages +2004-12-10.txt:18:03:42: <Keymaker> http://info1.info.tampere.fi/~lhetuhe/brainfunk/b/digitalr.b +2004-12-10.txt:20:32:50: <lament> http://cf.geocities.com/ilanpi/pi-exists.html +2004-12-11.txt:22:25:44: -!- ZeroOne changed the topic of #esoteric to: OK, here is a new topic: http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/foot.htm +2004-12-18.txt:01:15:02: <ZeroOne> (http://www.sha-bang.de/content/13_eso/Argh-Spec.txt) +2004-12-23.txt:08:51:19: <nooga> http://www.cliff.biffle.org/esoterica/4dl.html +2004-12-23.txt:09:01:31: <nooga> funny... http://regedit.risp.pl/nosense +2004-12-23.txt:09:38:29: <calamari-> I have an old ESO example on my webpage here: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/programs/eso/eso-0.01.zip +2004-12-24.txt:06:57:28: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.thesard.org/~foo/supercoder.jpg +2004-12-25.txt:13:09:55: <fizzie> You might want to see http://quux.befunge.org/befunge.html +2004-12-26.txt:14:16:12: <ZeroOne> http://www.clifford.at/bfcpu/bfcpu.html +2004-12-26.txt:14:16:25: <ZeroOne> and another: http://martin.egy.nu/index.php?page=bfcomp +2004-12-26.txt:14:17:18: <ZeroOne> yet another: http://robos.org/bfcomp/index.html +2004-12-26.txt:21:19:05: <ZeroOne> nooga: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unlambda +2004-12-26.txt:22:16:37: <ZeroOne> hmm, I found a new esoteric programming language: Nietzsche: http://www.autistici.org/bakunin/ +2004-12-26.txt:22:22:27: <ZeroOne> http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/compilers/numberix/numberix.html +2004-12-27.txt:16:03:52: <puzzlet> http://puzzlet.org/puzzlet/~Funge/PuzzletChung/SquareRoot +2004-12-27.txt:16:15:32: <puzzlet> http://sapzil.info/tmp/fungemd5.bf +2004-12-27.txt:18:44:12: <ZeroOne> Keymaker: try this: http://www.webspawner.com/scripts/entry.pl?e=google&k=%22free+homepage%22 +2004-12-27.txt:18:48:15: <Keymaker> i'd get this: http://www.int2000.net/?act=webhotelli&palvelu=simple&lang=fi +2004-12-27.txt:19:02:16: <ZeroOne> just for the fun of it, I just reserved the address http://brainfuck.tk/ :) +2004-12-27.txt:19:09:57: <lindi-> ZeroOne: http://www.iki.fi/iki/statistics.html is rather interesting btw, it's not exponential +2004-12-28.txt:04:13:20: <puzzlet> http://pandora.sapzil.info/dev/obfuscation/file/md5calc.bf +2004-12-28.txt:19:16:40: <mtve> http://puzzlet.org/puzzlet/Funge~PuzzletChung/Brainfuck +2004-12-29.txt:02:37:48: <sanxiyn> http://pandora.sapzil.info/dev/obfuscation/md5calc.php +2004-12-30.txt:08:31:16: <calamari_> okay.. bos 1.00 is on my website: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/programs/bf/bf.html +2005-01-03.txt:22:41:45: <ZeroOne> Keymaker: http://f2g.net/ looks like a promising free web host. 15 MB space, no ads, short subdomain address, SSI, email, FTP, statistics. :o +2005-01-15.txt:23:12:56: <Keymaker> hey, i found that some 'mtfi'; http://www.mypenguin.de/prg/progs.php?lang=en :) +2005-02-11.txt:21:07:08: <fizzie> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gehennom - mostly comes from nethack to me. +2005-02-18.txt:15:40:04: <lindi-> why does it need to be written in C btw? GCC seems to be able to compile the java version, here's static binary: http://iki.fi/lindi/Kipple.gz +2005-02-18.txt:20:50:31: <lindi-> kipple: one minor bug though, if i resize the window the "sample programs" list will be placed behind the text: http://iki.fi/lindi/kipple-applet-bug.png
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.24600 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2003-10-21.txt:00:56:08: <andreou> stevaras that's technically impossible, i've already told you that +2005-05-30.txt:02:30:39: <graue> by the way, you technically have a third instruction: whitespace +2005-06-02.txt:22:04:51: <cpressey> it's a language family, not a single language, technically, so of course it's a royal mess. +2005-06-04.txt:16:17:25: <CXI> well, technically it counts down from 99 +2005-06-07.txt:00:44:22: <cpressey> well, text files are technically 1d, no? +2005-06-07.txt:08:55:21: <lament> dunno what's more technically impressive, that thing or the life turing machine +2005-06-11.txt:06:17:22: <GregorR> If you started with >++ you'd be fine, but that may make it unhappy ... it would probably be illegal HTML, technically. +2005-07-08.txt:20:44:58: <cpressey> fungebob: the documentation ( http://catseye.webhop.net/projects/befunge93/doc/befunge93.html ) only says that playfield cells are ASCII afaict. and ASCII is technically 7-bits, unsigned. +2005-07-27.txt:15:21:19: <int-e> without licenses, noone has the right to use your code in any way, technically. +2005-08-16.txt:23:01:14: <GregorR> Technically, UNdead, in that I resurrected to feast on the entrails of the living, but I'm not alive in the common sense *shrugs* +2005-10-06.txt:04:39:57: <WildHalcyon_> its a pyramid scheme. Technically, a "legal" pyramid scheme. More to the point though, its complete bullshit +2005-10-07.txt:21:14:58: <WildHalcyon> It thinks I pirated this copy of windows, which I technically did, but only because the CD that M$ gave me didn't work, and they refused to give me a new one. Rather than be out $300, I got this one from a friend +2005-10-19.txt:23:57:49: <lament> technically, false says that only a-z should be valid variables +2005-10-22.txt:03:13:35: <GregorR> (Technically you should use PONG :<hostname>, but localhost works fine) +2005-11-25.txt:20:41:06: <calamari> wasn't technically necessary to allow multiple *'s, but it was easy so I did it +2006-01-31.txt:03:34:38: <GregorR> Hmm, transforming this grammar, I had to use 7 LL(2)s ... now, do I continue adjusting to try to get it to LL(1), or do I say "Well, technically, it says he'll accept it in LL(2) form" and be done with it :P +2006-02-04.txt:06:55:40: <GregorR> Technically you could do that either way, but, if you wrote the parser from scratch, it's LL :) +2006-03-04.txt:11:42:57: <fuse> nooga: it's not technically a quine, since the output doesn't look exactly like the original program +2006-05-25.txt:04:55:24: <GregorR> Well, the technically correct definition for 'esoteric' is similar to niche, but as applied to languages it generally means that it's designed more to determine whether strange things are possible than to be usable. That being said, some of those strange things that have been tried end up being useful, so an esoteric language can definitely be usable. +2006-05-26.txt:07:09:37: <Arrogant> Technically, nothing is passed in, nothing is passed out. +2006-06-16.txt:13:50:16: <Keymaker> or technically two logs :) +2006-07-27.txt:01:11:58: <AndrewNP> Technically it's infinite. +2006-08-06.txt:19:21:20: <Razor-X> ihope: So is EQBF technically ``more'' quantum complete than BF? +2006-08-14.txt:01:19:30: <Razor-X> I'm technically non-native and I did the latter. +2006-08-14.txt:01:19:43: <RodgerTheGreat> technically? +2006-08-16.txt:00:29:05: <CakeProphet> Not sure it was for enforced code style... since technically I could call braces-to-end-keywords a coding style using your definition :D +2006-08-29.txt:04:13:28: <GreyKnight> Technically it incorporates every story ever written, and many that haven't been, but obviously the author can only cover so much of the multiverse ;-) +2006-08-30.txt:05:31:19: <Razor-X> It's funny, because x / y isn't technically part of the ABNF standard, but it's used everywhere. +2006-09-04.txt:03:42:44: <GreyKnight> technically they're different, but the difference is only in the distance between the dots, so they're generally identical +2006-09-26.txt:19:05:39: <pikhq> Although *technically* pure functional languages have the same thing going on. :p +2006-10-05.txt:00:16:08: <ihope> Technically, "in a /msg" means very little :-P +2006-10-05.txt:12:23:20: <oerjan> most likely. technically EOF does not fit in char. +2006-10-05.txt:23:53:28: * SimonRC finds out what happens if you write sentances by committee: "Voracious vexillologists believe that the Camelidophobic Esperanto International Association,which is obviously somewhat clever, but technically not very ethical or even subject to the Olympic games of all major holomorphic non-Euclidian institutions of value that are familiar to obsessive ZBBers and recalcitrant anthropomorphic grasshoppers, is concomitantly elucidated, although techni +2006-10-05.txt:23:58:57: <SimonRC> technically not zompist-approved, nor llamatically endorsed within notably ostentatious sub-committees by +2006-10-05.txt:23:59:26: <SimonRC> technically not zompist-approved, nor llamatically endorsed within notably ostentatious sub-committees by +2006-10-05.txt:23:59:32: <SimonRC> technically not zompist-approved, nor llamatically endorsed within notably ostentatious sub-committees by +2006-10-05.txt:23:59:38: <SimonRC> technically not zompist-approved, nor llamatically endorsed within notably ostentatious sub-committees by +2006-10-05.txt:23:59:44: <SimonRC> technically not zompist-approved, nor llamatically endorsed within notably ostentatious sub-committees by +2006-10-05.txt:23:59:50: <SimonRC> technically not zompist-approved, nor llamatically endorsed within notably ostentatious sub-committees by +2006-10-23.txt:04:03:45: <Razor-X> Well, I just got un-busy technically yesterday. +2006-10-23.txt:23:44:03: <oerjan> technically i think you can avoid some of the CASVS problems by just using the nominative case in most cases. +2006-11-19.txt:22:53:36: <CakeProphet> and in my current projects I'm pretty much the most technically inclined person in the group. +2006-11-21.txt:16:33:40: <RodgerTheGreat> although, in my timezone, it's still technically morning. +2006-11-28.txt:01:56:37: <Razor-X> Well, it technically is not public domain. +2006-12-02.txt:04:22:47: <Razor-X> I know in Scheme the only reason I'd use a macro was if some piece of code kept repeating itself over and over again, or I was in this sort of a position, where it's technically better Lisp-style to use a macro to generate the code instead of having a helper procedure produce a procedure that is evaluated by the outer procedure. +2006-12-11.txt:23:19:00: <GregorR-L> Technically no :P +2006-12-26.txt:22:53:19: <oerjan> is it even technically possible? +2006-12-30.txt:23:39:11: <oklopol> well, technically +2006-12-31.txt:02:02:15: <GregorR> Technically speaking, you can implement a o and on method in any class and pass that in instead of an O class *shrugs* +2007-01-19.txt:01:11:23: <CakeProphet> it's technically a finite strip of inifitely divisble data with regular segments of "sound" and "no sound"... a binary encoding that can be divided by any ratio. +2007-01-23.txt:03:15:49: <CakeProphet> befunge isn't technically RPN... it is stack based though. +2007-03-10.txt:21:23:33: <oerjan> so still technically O(1). +2007-03-28.txt:18:47:13: <lament> oerjan: the user freely and (technically) knowingly permits the malware to run. +2007-04-10.txt:23:47:20: <oerjan> so common lisp _behaves_ as if subclasses can override, although technically they don't. +2007-05-28.txt:06:35:20: <GregorR-L> Also, there's still no legal means to declare something as PD short of registering it as such, so most PD stuff isn't technically PD (doesn't matter since that's not really arguable in court) +2007-06-02.txt:06:54:55: <Pikhq> So, &(void*)0; is technically invalid. +2007-06-02.txt:06:55:16: <Pikhq> (more than technically; I think GCC would shoot me for it) +2007-06-04.txt:20:08:58: <CakeProphet> technically, the bf array is just one giant string +2007-06-17.txt:02:21:35: <pikhq> *Technically* yes, but it's less-defined. +2007-06-25.txt:19:13:48: <RodgerTheGreat> if you read that ad and saved $2, they weren't technically lying +2007-07-03.txt:00:25:26: <pikhq> GreaseMonkey: That is technically in violation of Nonlogic's policy. +2007-07-04.txt:04:21:10: <pikhq> Although technically you could build almost all of the builtins from (lambda). +2007-07-05.txt:00:02:41: <Sukoshi> On an old forum I used to go to, we had a joke going where returning values wasn't technically producing output. +2007-07-10.txt:21:42:05: <oklopol> well, they are technically okay, it's just many editors and the command line environment often screw them up +2007-07-15.txt:00:41:33: <pikhq> (PEBBLE code, BTW, is technically 100% valid Tcl code, syntactically) +2007-07-23.txt:19:35:59: <oerjan> technically, e^(2*pi*n*i) = 1 for all integers n +2007-07-27.txt:05:26:59: <Sukoshi> Because objects *are* technically references. +2007-08-01.txt:00:11:58: <lament> SimonRC: technically speaking you still need to know what gules is +2007-08-09.txt:21:40:44: <ihope> Technically meaningless, but still funny :-) +2007-08-19.txt:21:52:01: <Gurami> and technically correct +2007-08-26.txt:00:34:41: <oerjan> although technically it doesn't have hands +2007-09-02.txt:23:39:54: <ihope> And yes, I technically didn't tell you about string literals :-P +2007-09-20.txt:17:39:17: <GregorR> (Of course of course, there are technically grammars that an NPDA can parse that an LALR parser can not) +2007-09-22.txt:02:19:15: <edwardk> though technically the haskell version lazily handles the latter pattern +2007-10-03.txt:14:32:44: <RodgerTheGreat> that's because my scanner isn't technically large enough for my bristol board +2007-10-23.txt:22:58:11: <ehird1> technically if you have the memory my program can support any brainfuck program up to MAX_INT characters +2007-10-26.txt:04:52:56: <pikhq> RodgerTheGreat: Technically, *sleep* is a loss of consciousness. +2007-10-29.txt:20:47:46: <ehird`> technically i could "optimize" , and . with a for loop +2007-11-03.txt:17:41:19: <ehird`> technically, i still need to do the gc +2007-11-11.txt:16:52:49: <oklopol> [[--][+]] -> [[-][]] is technically correct, but ...why the fuck does it optimize it like that? +2007-11-13.txt:04:26:54: <pikhq> Technically, Rodger would be running a *closely related* engine. :p +2007-11-13.txt:19:54:00: <oklokok> asm might technically mean an assembly, as in a mnemonics system... i mean a bytecode system +2007-11-17.txt:18:44:32: <ehird`> pikhq: Yes, it's an operator technically. +2007-11-20.txt:17:37:31: <Slereah> Well, they technically all are a subset of languages. +2007-11-21.txt:16:27:31: <ais523> but this doesn't technically speaking restrict what I/O sequences are allowed, because it can always be stored up until input is needed +2007-11-24.txt:19:29:24: <Figs> I mean, it's technically turing complete... +2007-12-09.txt:19:24:23: <Slereah> But technically, it is still computation :O +2008-01-16.txt:18:20:22: <oerjan> technically he _could_ be called Andrey +2008-01-17.txt:03:10:33: <oklopol> technically. +2008-01-18.txt:19:34:53: <Asztal> because although compilers would technically accept main not being a function... +2008-01-22.txt:15:33:02: <ehird> (technically, the above is what i would respond to if it had said 'christian' or anything else, too) +2008-01-22.txt:21:48:02: <oerjan> hm ... technically the empty program is legal but cannot be quoted... +2008-01-23.txt:05:33:26: <RodgerTheGreat> technically speaking, there's a grain of truth to that. "MInd's Eye", or audiovisual scratchpad, depending which model of cognition you subscribe to. :) +2008-01-23.txt:06:41:36: <adu> technically all edges are "undirected" but somehow know which one is "more positive", which mathematically implies a directed edge +2008-01-24.txt:04:45:31: <RodgerTheGreat> I'm not technically a goon, but I've been quite tempted to buy an account +2008-01-30.txt:22:53:36: <GregorR> Technically people have made it work with no runtime, but you lose many features. +2008-02-03.txt:08:16:06: <adu> because everything can be though of as a query or a command anyways, and if there is no interpretation of either in the current namespace, then there would technically be an error, but if the error of not finding any current bindings was instead used as the method of binding, then the '=' operator is useless +2008-02-04.txt:19:16:25: <ehird`> well, technically THAT doesn't but the k interp is tiny and really fast and IS used for those +2008-02-04.txt:20:27:21: <ais523> even though technically speaking they aren't +2008-02-04.txt:22:03:10: <ais523> technically speaking, all comments have to be replaced by a positive amount of whitespace +2008-02-10.txt:00:37:20: <ehird`> just dejavu sans mono. it's not monospaced, technically, because of the >>> and similar +2008-02-12.txt:22:17:26: <ehird> SimonRC: technically, +2008-02-16.txt:21:57:37: <pikhq> You could, technically, do Malbolge with it. +2008-02-17.txt:03:40:37: <lispy> Sgeo: which reminds me...since TC definition doesn't involves a system clock and user input. I've sometimes wondered if there are things we could make a modern computer do that a TC technically cannot. +2008-02-19.txt:21:16:01: <ais523> the classic a^=b^=a^=b is unfortunately not portable, and is technically undefined behaviour +2008-02-22.txt:20:05:45: <ais523> and it isn't even an esolang, technically speaking +2008-03-07.txt:20:09:25: <oklopol> i guess technically no, but do realize ehird recalled differently. +2008-03-09.txt:02:51:00: <pikhq> Technically, that's address 0 in kernel mode. +2008-03-10.txt:21:18:38: <ais523> in 2D, if you know for certain you're going non-cardinal, then technically speaking you only need to store the top and bottom +2008-03-12.txt:21:12:28: <AnMaster> ais523_non-admin, and also technically loading the larger program will be slower +2008-03-15.txt:19:59:52: <ehird> technically the spec allows [...] in the program just as a word +2008-03-16.txt:22:35:19: <pikhq> (technically, those are no longer functions, but rather *relations*. . . :p) +2008-03-31.txt:16:17:50: <ais523> which looks perfectly natural, but technically speaking .28 is the extension +2008-04-03.txt:16:45:29: <ais523_> this is as bad as that technically-correct-SGML website that someone, I think maybe pikhq, linked to a while ago +2008-04-04.txt:14:05:55: <ais523> but the result is the POSIX equivalent of a DS9K; yes, technically it complies with the spec, but nobody else does things like that +2008-04-04.txt:21:29:46: <SimonRC> vixey: dragon-shaped, but technically not dragons +2008-04-09.txt:16:15:48: <oklopol> and you technically can't, if lisp is defined to fail in some cases +2008-04-14.txt:11:04:33: <oklopol> i guess it's not technically a quine, because that's not printed to stdout +2008-04-16.txt:17:04:24: <AnMaster> anyway befunge technically got no syntax errors either, it is perfectly valid to use an non-implemented instruction to reflect +2008-04-23.txt:18:45:57: <ehird> ais523: however, technically you don't violate the github tos +2008-04-23.txt:18:47:39: <ais523> ehird: oh, I forgot that you didn't need a TLD for email, technically speaking +2008-05-01.txt:22:24:36: <ais523> AnMaster: technically speaking Windows is POSIX too, at least when they tested it they got a 'did not definitively fail' answer +2008-05-06.txt:22:09:31: <ehird> ais523: technically +2008-05-07.txt:20:42:54: <ehird> technically it'll work +2008-05-08.txt:22:19:10: <ehird> technically, if you give the definition of replace I stated, +2008-05-15.txt:00:20:33: <oerjan> wikipedia tells me that technically coffee beans are not beans either +2008-05-15.txt:22:19:35: <ehird> Technically I have given up on very few projects. But some of them have been at low priority for years. +2008-05-19.txt:05:09:56: <Slereah_> There's three suits, technically +2008-05-26.txt:03:12:27: <oklopol> (well technically it does, but not important here) +2008-05-27.txt:21:18:46: <oklopol> (well technically i did by saying that out loud) +2008-05-28.txt:23:30:35: <ehird> technically that's against freenode rules +2008-05-30.txt:21:19:35: <Slereah_> Well, so's a Turing machine, technically. +2008-05-30.txt:21:23:13: <Slereah_> But I suppose that, technically, there's a twin of the 2,3 machine, with directions reversed, such that right-cut would still be TC. +2008-06-01.txt:14:39:51: <ais523> and technically speaking there's no reason why you couldn't implement curses in Brainfuck, except that that would be insane +2008-06-01.txt:19:23:20: <Slereah> Well, technically, I could just do a replace = by the combinator +2008-06-05.txt:01:02:49: <Slereah> Technically, I think that most of the time, there will only be one argument for it to be valid. +2008-06-06.txt:20:42:41: <oklopol> (got it, i guess i was technically wrong) +2008-06-07.txt:18:23:21: <AnMaster> well it could technically register it +2008-06-07.txt:18:23:32: <tusho> AnMaster: Well, technically it could. But what would it do with it? +2008-06-08.txt:15:26:23: <Slereah> Well, it's technically copyrighted. +2008-06-10.txt:18:31:41: <Slereah7> Plus, technically, it's the same rigid formalism +2008-06-17.txt:21:57:41: <oklopol> well, don't forget Rule on Page, technically i still have the lead with less than 70 points. +2008-06-18.txt:02:20:27: <oklofok> but as i'm in a band (well technically two), i need to drink occasionally +2008-06-19.txt:23:54:02: <AnMaster> technically +2008-06-19.txt:23:54:12: <ais523> well, C-INTERCAL can run on other compilers, technically +2008-06-27.txt:18:32:10: <tusho> technically that has extra whitespace +2008-06-28.txt:01:00:54: <Slereah_> Technically, using Planck units to define units of space time, the entire universe is way under 10^150 units of spacetime +2008-06-28.txt:06:03:03: <psygnisfive> also, it is technically illegal in the US, yes. +2008-06-28.txt:07:58:09: <psygnisfive> which means that technically its not a quine +2008-06-28.txt:08:01:27: <psygnisfive> which i guess is technically what the source is +2008-07-02.txt:19:45:29: <tusho> GregorR: Technically I stole it from Ruby, which does it _unambigiously_ +2008-07-03.txt:17:41:35: <AnMaster> ais523, well it can technically +2008-07-07.txt:20:32:41: <ais523> well, technically speaking there are no limitations on fingerprint names +2008-07-13.txt:21:14:47: <tusho> technically it's right. +2008-07-21.txt:03:31:51: <Slereah__> I mean, technically +2008-07-23.txt:17:56:50: <MikeRiley> technically no, other than it says the 0k will not execute the next instruction +2008-07-24.txt:19:13:21: <AnMaster> technically STDIO is system interaction... ;P +2008-07-25.txt:16:12:29: <MikeRiley> technically,,,since the spec says like c fgets, and fgets keeps the line endings.... +2008-07-27.txt:16:57:15: <MikeRiley> technically,,,even FNGR could be made to work using this scheme....but will stick with the new FING for doing this kind of thing... +2008-07-27.txt:21:52:05: <tusho> well, technically it doesn't +2008-08-02.txt:22:37:11: <oerjan> i'm technically subscribed, but only the backup lists are set to deliver +2008-08-06.txt:20:17:48: <tusho> mplayer on windows, while technically possible, is a bit pointless +2008-08-06.txt:22:26:28: <tusho> technically powered by mediawiki but that's irrelevant +2008-08-07.txt:15:14:48: <tusho> and well technically you could do just about anything +2008-08-08.txt:13:42:03: <tusho> oklopol: technically its purpose is to change the topic +2008-08-08.txt:21:00:01: <tusho> technically it isn't a lie +2008-08-08.txt:22:45:57: <ais523> and yes, should go in >, technically speaking there's no need to bother about < +2008-08-10.txt:12:26:23: <tusho> technically they're not valid URIs +2008-08-11.txt:12:09:19: <AnMaster> technically +2008-08-11.txt:12:10:52: <AnMaster> because technically, all it is is a number +2008-08-11.txt:12:29:04: <tusho> technically it's not +2008-08-14.txt:19:33:21: <AnMaster> should technically be possible +2008-08-17.txt:19:22:38: <AnMaster> I guess "no read" technically too, but I can't see the use of that +2008-08-22.txt:15:50:06: <Slereah_> Well, technically +2008-08-24.txt:19:49:00: <MikeRiley> i am a bit confused why mycology has a test to see if SCKE is included in SOCK,,,since technically it should not be.... +2008-08-31.txt:00:12:05: <tusho> Additionally: clicking an ad by mistake is technically click fraud +2008-09-16.txt:17:35:46: <ais523> but it's technically speaking usable for programming, if you're very patient +2008-09-16.txt:19:53:57: <AnMaster> technically impossible +2008-09-21.txt:22:45:58: <oerjan> technically, yes +2008-09-26.txt:20:46:43: <Slereah> I think that two elisioned sesses are combined in one, technically +2008-09-27.txt:10:25:58: <Keymaker> but i don't know what the memory is, technically. new values go to end and also when loop begins it takes value from end, but values are removed beginning from left/start +2008-09-27.txt:14:58:19: <oerjan> technically i think i'd've wanted `(',f ',cc) or a direct application +2008-10-01.txt:14:33:09: <tusho> Is technically illegal. +2008-10-01.txt:21:49:30: <oerjan> ais523_: the elder god things are not technically part of it. but don't let that reassure you. +2008-10-01.txt:23:03:09: <ais523_> AnMaster: technically it's a nomic but its rules rarely change, the nomicness is only used to improve them from time to time +2008-10-01.txt:23:17:54: <ais523_> that's technically gramatically correct +2008-10-03.txt:20:48:51: <oerjan> CO2Games: yeah then you need a tape device, a RAM is not technically enough since the pointer sizes would be bounded too +2008-10-07.txt:17:01:57: <oklocod> oerjan: sat is just 3-sat with larger clauses right? then it's technically not the same, because the gate thing has nested operations and suchamathings. +2008-10-08.txt:17:49:01: <oklocod> there should never be a command that makes technically existing, but practically nonexistant, functionality easier :P +2008-10-08.txt:17:49:30: <oerjan> oklocod: this is not that kind. this is technically non-existing, so that's fine +2008-10-08.txt:17:49:54: <oklocod> oerjan: well it's technically existing if you have some other representation of a string on the stack +2008-10-10.txt:22:57:51: <ehird> although technically you can do classes +2008-10-10.txt:23:21:21: <ehird> I own the server (a VPS technically), ais523 is sudoer. +2008-10-13.txt:11:54:36: <oklopol> thank you, although that was so obvious i should technically kill everyone of you +2008-10-16.txt:21:11:58: <fizzie> Another style thing: in the "ATHR vs. REFC" the wording, while technically speaking correct, maybe a bit needlessly complicated. The REFC reference numbers don't really matter, so it probably doesn't matter if they're given out first-come-first-served or something stranger, you could just say they're global and need to work without explicit synchronization of requests. +2008-10-17.txt:21:45:01: <fizzie> Some three of the ten "newer nodes" in the CIS cluster only have two of the four cores in use, so I guess there would technically speaking be some room there too. +2008-10-20.txt:22:18:26: <psygnisfive> technically i put it on your stem +2008-10-22.txt:18:17:15: <oklopol> optbot is a baby, technically, as are most bots +2008-10-24.txt:14:02:32: <ais523> AnMaster: that's interesting... I'd argue that doing something that's both utterly unexpected and technically correct is correct behaviour for an ESO pastebin +2008-10-24.txt:14:56:58: <ehird> well, technically you could enter a program that prints inputs +2008-10-27.txt:01:40:21: <psygnisfive> but brain != mind. atleast not technically +2008-11-11.txt:17:44:36: <GregorR> That way they wouldn't be links (technically)! +2008-11-12.txt:17:38:23: <oklopol> but i am technically running, i can show you a vid once i master this. +2008-11-13.txt:14:24:38: <ehird_> Also, technically messing up KDE was my fault, but i'm blaming it on KDE. +2008-11-14.txt:12:27:27: <oklopol> technically i was just "jumping around" before. +2008-11-14.txt:14:54:56: <oklopol> yeah he says "the reader will find this confusing", but that's bullcrap, i'm not talking about "finnish that sounds pretty", i'm just telling you i'm technically right. +2008-11-15.txt:21:34:15: <Slereah_> Also in the logs, technically +2008-11-21.txt:14:19:17: <Slereah_> It can be O anything, technically. +2008-11-27.txt:20:24:12: * oklopol is technically a bastard! +2008-11-27.txt:20:28:32: <AnMaster> technically we all got exactly one asshole too :P +2008-11-28.txt:09:19:44: <Slereah_> Technically, I should need it only for one application. +2008-11-29.txt:13:58:14: <Slereah_> Well, technically, it does. +2008-11-29.txt:19:07:19: <jayCampbell> wasn't that technically a ranged attack? +2008-12-04.txt:21:40:59: <ehird> Although technically I do not have to track them, I feel like I should. +2008-12-05.txt:21:58:07: <ais523> technically speaking? +2008-12-10.txt:15:05:49: <zuff> oklopol: because it technically is +2008-12-16.txt:18:47:26: <zuff> Technically ais523 is a separate person because he's a wikipedia admin and they get death threats and stuff. +2008-12-16.txt:22:12:25: <zuff> also, it's technically down. +2008-12-23.txt:23:12:49: <psygnisfive> which is i suppose technically possible +2008-12-24.txt:14:05:05: <oerjan> technically even here it doesn't start until 5 o'clock iirc +2008-12-25.txt:14:38:01: <AnMaster> ais523|direct, technically it could work at any point during the year +2008-12-30.txt:04:29:25: <Sgeo> Technically, in AW, not an arbitrary number, due to space limitations, but let's ignore that +2008-12-30.txt:04:29:48: <Sgeo> identical objects can technically be distinguished, if the viewer can't see some of them +2009-01-02.txt:19:23:31: <CakeProphet> though technically I'm familiar with C... but I never use it unless someone needs me to. +2009-01-04.txt:16:07:00: <ais523> if a point is so far away it's moving away faster than the speed of light, it's technically outside the universe +2009-01-04.txt:16:08:20: <ais523> Slereah: well, technically, but everything else expands at the same rate too, so it gets smaller compared to all the objects inside it +2009-01-04.txt:16:12:01: <oklopol> Slereah: well technically not, say the universe consisted of cells of some size that was constantly getting bigger +2009-01-04.txt:16:12:21: <ais523> ehird: as for Drizzle, they're taking out all the features that you don't technically have to use in a MySQL database AFAICT +2009-01-09.txt:19:03:01: <Hiato> Hrmm... ok, so fundamentally, technically, it's not cool. Deewiant, do you use it? PS: it does have a much catchier description: a lightweight and flexible Linux® distribution that tries to Keep It Simple. +2009-01-14.txt:19:57:32: <ais523> which in Perl, is technically compile-time +2009-01-15.txt:19:56:53: <ehird> ok, technically we have purl.org +2009-01-18.txt:16:52:01: <ais523> returning a struct is technically speaking only returning one value +2009-01-18.txt:17:41:16: <ais523> despite it being technically illegal +2009-01-18.txt:17:47:43: <AnMaster> I just had a crazy idea for how to implement an AI that would actually work, it is technically unfeasible though +2009-01-18.txt:17:49:18: <AnMaster> ais523, I said "technically unfeasible" +2009-01-18.txt:17:49:53: <AnMaster> ais523, indeed. I said "technically unfeasible" and "given enough time" +2009-01-21.txt:20:02:57: <oerjan> i mean _technically_ one of them is official, but no one has ever managed to call that rule without using an AI +2009-01-21.txt:21:21:00: <ais523> no, WP:BEANS technically says "Don't tell people not to do something, because they'll be certain to try" +2009-01-21.txt:22:26:21: <oerjan> i supposed technically someone _could_ have mirrored it +2009-01-26.txt:20:43:53: <oklopol> i'm pretty sure "before wp was what it is now" meant wikipedia didn't exist, with the additional "don't make smart-ass comments about it somehow technically existing in some form" +2009-01-27.txt:00:05:30: <ehird> it isn't technically a program as much as a program fragment I cooked up when thinking about concatenative langs for a game engine scripting language +2009-01-31.txt:18:07:05: <oklopol> of course, it seems i technically haven't implemented it anymore, because it doesn't work. +2009-02-01.txt:17:31:49: <oklopol> technically yes. +2009-02-04.txt:17:37:46: <ehird> what's needed is inline asm in haskell. then, technically, it'd be 100% haskell ;-D +2009-02-04.txt:18:36:43: <ehird> ^ despite being technically forbidden, this is the closest type I can get the FFI to output, and gcc accepts it... +2009-02-04.txt:19:02:42: <ehird> technically, I should be doing `hs_add_root(__stginit_Export);` after the hs_init, where __stginit_Export is defined...somewhere, but what the heck +2009-02-05.txt:19:09:07: <ais523> impomatic: technically speaking, it isn't functional, but all writing in it seems to be functional in practice +2009-02-05.txt:19:09:52: <impomatic> So technically speaking, would I need to ad much to make it functional? +2009-02-05.txt:21:05:13: <ais523> technically speaking, strings in a #include can be parsed however the compiler wants +2009-02-05.txt:21:05:39: <ais523> they don't even technically have to refer to filenames, although every compiler I've met does that +2009-02-08.txt:14:57:52: <ais523> ehird: you are aware that "wat" is technically speaking a spelling error? +2009-02-11.txt:17:20:46: <ais523> well, technically prolog is a lisp derivative +2009-02-11.txt:21:46:35: <ehirddit> All my settings and files are technically gone, but I'll fish out what I need from /Previous Systems/. +2009-02-13.txt:08:30:13: <oklofok> i mean, i am technically cs people, but i should probably be math people +2009-02-14.txt:16:09:08: <ehird> technically, it shouldn't have persisted past the upgrade anyway +2009-02-14.txt:16:50:35: <ehird> (technically, the logs are on bespin.org; tunes.org just happens to be hosted on bespin +2009-02-14.txt:16:54:19: <ais523> that isn't even an esolang, technically speaking +2009-02-15.txt:09:20:09: <oerjan> also, that's technically correct only if you count duplicates, in which case it still isn't, should be 2*len(nick)+1 +2009-02-18.txt:17:32:30: <ehird> well, technically it stores an integer pointer too. +2009-02-22.txt:22:19:04: <oerjan> ais523: "i call myself", technically +2009-02-24.txt:21:59:57: <oerjan> well i guess technically the Tuesday has the same problem +2009-02-26.txt:00:03:02: <AnMaster> oklopol, talking about Mac OS 6-9 (and probably older ones, but never used them. and yes it is technically System 6, System 7, Mac OS 8, Mac OS 9...) +2009-02-28.txt:20:14:05: <ais523> ehird: I think technically speaking you aren't allowed to do that in C +2009-02-28.txt:23:42:28: <ehird> oerjan: technically, a.s. != autism +2009-03-01.txt:17:02:19: <oklopol> that was interesting, technically, yes, but i mean something that's interesting to play +2009-03-02.txt:14:43:52: <ehird> i think it might be technically correc +2009-03-03.txt:18:32:24: <FireFly> But it looks about as good, technically wise +2009-03-03.txt:22:05:32: <AnMaster> ehird, I don't have the C89 spec. I know it breaks C99 technically +2009-03-05.txt:18:02:41: <ais523> is that, technically speaking, a stack overflow? +2009-03-05.txt:18:16:24: <AnMaster> technically current erlang versions can run out of atoms. But the limit is a few millions iirc, and someone said it will most likely go away in the next major release +2009-03-07.txt:22:13:51: <ehird> bsmntbombdood: technically, 20kb would be enough. +2009-03-08.txt:16:35:57: <AnMaster> ais523, it technically does. That is the effect. +2009-03-08.txt:20:10:20: <ehird> technically +2009-03-08.txt:22:44:45: <ehird> Horrible, evil Scheme code that is technically R5RS compliant. +2009-03-10.txt:15:58:33: <ehird> (isn't it technically troff that does that?) +2009-03-11.txt:23:55:07: <oerjan> mapM_, technically +2009-03-13.txt:19:07:41: <ais523> and nearly all are abandonware, technically that's illegal but nobody but me seems to care +2009-03-13.txt:23:04:32: <mad> I think it's specific to snes technically but in general it refers to effects where you alter registers between lines +2009-03-16.txt:23:37:46: <psygnisfive> technically +2009-03-17.txt:19:19:39: <fizzie> Also in practice, many A/D converters are technically speaking 1-bit, it's just that they have a high enough frequency. And then some stuff to get multi-bit values. +2009-03-18.txt:00:35:20: <oerjan> or wait, that "new" is not technically part of the rules +2009-03-18.txt:14:56:28: <fizzie> Well, I mean, technically speaking I guess I should be learning it. There is an obligatory Swedish exam part of our study curriculum (it's in the law, even), and I thought I'd get it done easier by doing it in course form. +2009-03-20.txt:00:22:24: <oklofok> although i guess that's technically not a good opposite for fun +2009-03-22.txt:17:52:33: <ais523> TAEB takes a lot longer than 1 second to start up, and is technically a script I suppose +2009-03-22.txt:21:05:21: <Slereah_> Technically, the answer should be R +2009-03-23.txt:17:56:32: <AnMaster> I think they are technically incompatible though +2009-03-23.txt:22:12:13: <AnMaster> ehird, yes technically +2009-03-24.txt:19:10:54: <AnMaster> ais523_, I see. So it is technically even simpler to parse? +2009-03-24.txt:19:56:52: <ehird> ais523_: Yes, you're lucky because you have technically competent friends. +2009-03-24.txt:20:05:49: <ehird> Come on, you can't seriously believe people are that technically competent. +2009-03-26.txt:16:32:29: <ais523> ehird: I thought abandonware was a term for things that were technically illegal, but that nobody cared enough to sue about +2009-03-27.txt:23:41:01: <AnMaster> also I know technically how you do it, I can manage short and not to steep hills fine. and I know how you put your foots. never let the tips drift apart too much for example. +2009-03-29.txt:23:26:16: <oerjan> well technically the car parts would probably fall off because the view out is so lousy you cannot avoid bumping into things +2009-03-30.txt:23:25:16: <fizzie> But I have even more -doc packages: autobook (well, technically that's not -doc), autoconf-doc, automake1.9-doc, gcc-4.1-doc, gcc-4.3-doc, gcc-doc-base, gdb-doc, ocaml-doc. +2009-04-01.txt:22:47:23: <ais523> my C-INTERCAL is technically a fork, but because the original had been discontinued for years it became the de-facto official version +2009-04-01.txt:23:11:55: <ais523> technically speaking, I'm an engineer +2009-04-02.txt:16:48:11: <ehird> yes, it's technically correct +2009-04-02.txt:16:48:38: <ehird> llback, and much more. We also pride ourselves in having technically competent support staff based in our UK offices. +2009-04-02.txt:16:51:58: <Slereah> Well, technically, it's correct +2009-04-03.txt:21:45:43: <ehird> Pac-Man technically has no ending—as long as the player keeps at least one life, they should be able to continue playing indefinitely. However, because of a bug in the routine that draws the fruit, the right side of the 256th level becomes a garbled mess of text and symbols, rendering the level impossible to pass by legitimate means. Normally, no more than seven fruits are displayed at any one time, but when the internal level counter (stored in a sing +[too many lines; stopping]
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.24786 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +2011-10-05.txt:19:38:28: <Phantom_Hoover> "A personal appeal from Wikipedia programmer Brandon Harris." +2011-11-28.txt:12:57:11: <elliott> I am Wikipedia programmer Brandon Harris. AMA (self.IAmA) +2011-11-28.txt:12:59:35: <elliott> ais523: I have trouble conceiving of Wikipedia programmer Brandon Harris as a real person, he's just that guy in the donation boxes +2011-11-28.txt:13:01:33: <kallisti> elliott: Brandon Harris, antagonist to the man. +2011-11-28.txt:13:02:04: <elliott> for twelve years you have been asking, "who is brandon harris?" +2011-11-28.txt:13:02:09: <elliott> this is brandon harris speaking. +2011-11-28.txt:13:06:29: <itidus21> `log brandon harris +2011-11-28.txt:13:07:03: <HackEgo> 2011-11-28.txt:13:02:04: <elliott> for twelve years you have been asking, "who is brandon harris?" +2011-11-28.txt:13:07:17: <itidus21> `pastelog brandon harris
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.24809 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +2005-10-05.txt:23:03:26: <Gs30ng> what if i write Waltz +2005-10-05.txt:23:05:50: <Gs30ng> Waltz is always 3-x messure afaik... and if i make a glypho variant whose code is 3n length, i hardly can write code of 4-x messure music +2008-09-21.txt:11:46:00: <HanDongSeong> no waltz possible, how sad +2009-01-01.txt:20:23:51: <AnMaster> what do you think of these http://www.tangento.net/FaeriesAireandDeathWaltzGIF1.gif and http://www.tangento.net/FaeriesAireandDeathWaltzGIF2.gif +2009-01-01.txt:20:35:22: <ehird> AnMaster: http://10e.org/file/death.mid incorrectly calls it the death waltz one, but oh well +2009-06-08.txt:00:39:46: <AnMaster> GregorR, I was thinking waltz or something like that first, but it didn't fit +2009-06-08.txt:00:52:27: <AnMaster> ehird, hm... that "death waltz"? +2010-01-26.txt:21:05:03: <Gregor> I should not try to write waltzes. +2010-01-26.txt:21:21:17: <lament> no waltzes. +2010-01-27.txt:01:12:01: <Gregor> http://filebin.ca/pfbmoy/maybewaltz.ogg <-- what happens when Gregor tries to write a waltz. +2010-01-27.txt:03:12:55: <Gregor> Actually, relistening to this waltz, thinking about it as game background music, it /could/ work. +2010-01-27.txt:05:34:32: <Gregor> http://filebin.ca/qtqhva/maybewaltzpointdos.ogg (Now with 100% more Gregor!) +2010-01-27.txt:05:36:55: <Gregor> Maybe Waltz Point Two->Es +2010-01-27.txt:05:44:59: <Gregor> But make it a waltz? +2010-01-28.txt:03:49:27: <Gregor> if yesterdays submission was "why Gregor should not write waltzes", then this improved version is perhaps "why Gregor should write waltzes": http://filebin.ca/xucnrd/maybewaltzpointtres.ogg +2010-01-28.txt:20:56:32: <oklopol> Gregor also composes waltzes. +2010-01-28.txt:20:58:43: <cpressey> It's been a long time since I composed a waltz. +2010-01-28.txt:21:21:46: <oklopol> Gregor: way to waltz on his parade +2010-03-08.txt:04:28:39: <Gregor> Awesome timing for Oranjer to waltz in :P +2010-04-04.txt:20:09:31: <AnMaster> but considered that I once heard a boogie-woogie waltz... +2010-04-04.txt:20:11:56: <AnMaster> Gregor, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFO0SXf4mw4 (lyrics in Swedish btw, but the music itself should be interesting, the boogie-woogie waltz) +2010-07-11.txt:06:50:02: <zzo38> Now play this music http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/img4/Death_waltz.jpg +2010-07-11.txt:06:50:31: <pikhq> Ah, the Death Waltz. +2010-07-11.txt:06:56:54: <Sgeo> "Please change the title, since this is not John Stump's "Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz". +2010-07-11.txt:07:00:31: <zzo38> http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/img_0E/deathwaltz2.jpg +2010-07-11.txt:07:03:17: <pikhq> http://lostinthecloud.wordpress.com/2010/03/13/john-stump-composer-of-faeries-aire-and-death-waltz/ +2010-07-11.txt:07:19:52: <coppro> I missed the Death Waltz bit where the upper staff gets a note below the bottom staff on ledger lines :D +2010-10-22.txt:20:14:39: <elliott> Five yeers go, past telemetry. Castrate orchids, saidded he. Waltz the fourt I groned in. +2010-12-03.txt:19:38:15: <evincar> And yes, I am just waltzing in here and changing the topic, 'cause I have nothing better to do right now, at least nothing that I want to be doing. +2011-01-29.txt:07:41:12: <pikhq> Oh, wait, right. Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz. +2011-01-29.txt:07:49:23: <pikhq> I do hope that someday Lilypond will be able to typeset Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz, and Strin Quartet No. 556(b) for Strings In A Minor (Motoring Accident). +2011-08-02.txt:01:45:33: <evincar> This is a wonderfully dramatic bit of the conversation to waltz in on. +2011-08-26.txt:23:47:46: <ais523> [20:52] <Brushy> Johnson Plays Waltz Citing Beethoven's "Your From Round Pittsburg?" Use Escalating Overalls You Damn Jackasses... Just kidding!" +2012-05-03.txt:04:20:40: <coppro> oh my god someone actually tried to play the death waltz +2012-05-03.txt:04:46:23: <itidus20> `log waltz +2012-05-03.txt:04:46:59: <itidus20> `log waltz +2012-05-03.txt:04:47:16: <HackEgo> 2011-08-26.txt:23:47:46: <ais523> [20:52] <Brushy> Johnson Plays Waltz Citing Beethoven's "Your From Round Pittsburg?" Use Escalating Overalls You Damn Jackasses... Just kidding!" +2012-05-03.txt:04:47:55: <itidus20> `log waltz +2012-05-03.txt:04:48:02: <HackEgo> 2010-07-11.txt:07:19:52: <coppro> I missed the Death Waltz bit where the upper staff gets a note below the bottom staff on ledger lines :D +2012-05-03.txt:04:48:23: <itidus20> `log waltz +2012-05-03.txt:04:48:30: <HackEgo> 2012-05-03.txt:04:47:55: <itidus20> `log waltz +2012-05-03.txt:04:48:41: <itidus20> `pastelog waltz
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.25005 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +#!/bin/sh +topic=$(echo "$1" | tr A-Z a-z) +[ -e "wisdom/$topic" ] || { echo "$1? ¯\(°_o)/¯"; exit 1; } +cat "wisdom/$topic" +
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.25038 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +2008-09-26.txt:22:10:52: <tusho> dsfhkudsklfabhjkafkdjsdafhksjlfehkuwlhiuafwhioadfshiuafhiufwfwqdwjdhjdjhbhjbxakhjsadkjqwrjkhqwkhjqwehjkqewjkhhjkqerwhjkl qwehrjkeqwjkrkehjajahkrwhjkewr +2008-10-03.txt:16:38:41: <ehird> aaaaaaaaaaaaafssfggjtykuyiliuio;;;opp;p;pp;p;p;;p;p;ikkhbnfcccdregrjukuyllikjujugtfrdeddfrghhhjjhugyfgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgddgdgdgdgdgdgddddd +2009-05-03.txt:23:35:22: <kerlo> jjjjhhjljhlj +2009-05-26.txt:18:03:31: <ais523> Apache=147.188.254.232.327301199300722205; KHcl0EuY7AKSMgfvHl7J5E7hPtK=K1qt0zJ42nOKrHXQ512V7BuFW5fs_zXxwdkA8IlYo00HhjwGiO42drcE6jsj5EHtVawXwNuuhXfQnm49; cookie_check=yes; jNS36F3v1LVZP8Qp0a2pJWhXNKy=mpG_l1Xk9WVVMJwKZVHh_9nI392FXiTNMVIAFRlmKad9qdQtn72dqh9D_3Ksf_3nREVnPjQCIKyE4epIJ6zrmi4ZEsW; LANG=en_US%3bUS; navlns=0; cwrClyrK4LoCV1fydGbAxiNL6iG=DctYoOYqVUNLQKpmwSnWT6mVvE5ZBi3RJ8UuNQw5FdKNngFlzJV1MaUVDLge9BcQPU-SGvT- +2010-07-11.txt:19:11:45: <alise463> Aurghhhjgoijdfogidfjgoifdg +2010-11-28.txt:20:06:14: <elliott> ais523: It's a rather embarrassing mistake, but understandable for a program of 1970 vintage: http://sprunge.us/hhjR (this is a unified diff) +2010-11-28.txt:20:08:49: <elliott> ais523: see http://sprunge.us/hhjR for the fix to the bug this caused in pcc +2011-11-26.txt:11:29:03: -!- hhj has joined #esoteric. +2011-11-26.txt:11:29:26: <hhj> Hi +2011-11-26.txt:11:30:13: <hhj> FireFly: hi +2011-11-26.txt:11:30:18: <hhj> Hey
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.25157 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,702 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Lil`Cube> wouldn't that be considered pedophilia? <Quas_NaArt> No. They all go by stage names. +12) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +13) <GKennethR-L> :d <(I can lick my nose!) +14) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +15) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +16) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +17) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +18) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +19) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. +20) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +21) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +22) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +24) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +25) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +26) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +27) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +28) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +29) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +30) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +31) <kaelis> so, he.. uh <kaelis> basically probed me with a weasel. +32) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +33) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +34) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +35) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +36) <augur> augur: pretty true. +37) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +38) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +39) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +40) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +41) <Dylan> kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? +42) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +43) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +44) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +45) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +46) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +47) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +48) <fizzie> The thing is just to exist +49) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +50) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +51) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +52) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +53) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +54) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +55) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +56) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +57) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +58) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +59) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +60) <apollo> What is there to talk about besides gay slang? +61) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +62) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +63) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +64) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +65) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +66) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +67) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +68) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +69) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +70) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +71) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +72) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +73) <fax> im the worst person in the world +74) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +75) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +76) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +77) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +78) <Madelon> I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 <Madelon> not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> +79) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +80) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +81) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +82) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +83) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! +84) <Warrigal> What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? <apollo> Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +85) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +86) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +87) <xan> if you watch jaws backwards it's a movie about a giant shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach +88) <Eeyore> I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +89) <coppro> hmm... does anyone know a nonsense game designed for the mentally handicapped involving yelling +90) <Sgeo> I'd imagine that it already has, and no one noticed +91) <apollo> Actually, he still looks like he'd rather eat her than have sex with her. +92) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +93) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +94) <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. +95) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +96) <Warrigal> I cannot eat meat that isn't flat. +97) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +98) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +99) <Ami> Discrimination fields ACTIVATE. +100) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +101) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +102) <virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +103) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +104) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +105) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +106) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +107) <Aftran> Clearly we should be like Mumbai and get of vehicle dors. <Warrigal> Get of vehicle dors? <Warrigal> I think Aftran had a French phrase there. <Firenze> Les vehicles d'or +108) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +109) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +110) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +111) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +112) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +113) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +114) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +115) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +116) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +117) <Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +118) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +119) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> +120) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +121) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +122) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +123) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +124) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +125) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +126) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +127) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +128) <alise> use "grep --crazy" +129) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| +130) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +131) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +132) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +133) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +134) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +135) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +136) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +137) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +138) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +139) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +140) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +141) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +142) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +143) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +144) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +145) <Aftran> I have a feeling iPods still beat me. +146) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +147) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +148) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +149) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +150) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +151) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +152) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +153) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +154) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +155) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +156) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +157) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +158) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +159) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +160) <calamari> anmaster gonna give him a birthday bj? <AnMaster> IF ONLY I COULD FIND MY PHONE +161) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +162) <Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related. +163) <cheater99> you don't have an urethra, you're a girl. +164) <cheater99> incest is best +165) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +166) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +167) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +168) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +169) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +170) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +171) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +172) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +173) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +174) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +175) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +176) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +177) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +178) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +179) <ais523> it was too difficult +180) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +181) <ais523> you should be eating corpses more +182) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +183) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +184) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +185) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +186) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right +187) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +188) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +189) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +190) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +191) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +192) <pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +193) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +194) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +195) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +196) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) +197) <Vorpal> pikhq, Okinawan? Wtf is that +198) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +199) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +200) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +201) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +202) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +203) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +204) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +205) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +206) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +207) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +208) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +209) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +210) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +211) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +212) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +213) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +214) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +215) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +216) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +217) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +218) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +219) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +220) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +221) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +222) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +223) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +224) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +225) <Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead +226) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +227) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +228) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +229) <elliott> [...] ALWAYS OPEN TO TRYING NEW THINGS. +230) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +231) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +232) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +233) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +234) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +235) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +236) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +237) <Anti-X> i didn't like jquery, until i decided to use it because it made development faster. now i can't go back to women... +238) <elliott> ONLY GOOD QUOTES PLEASE! AND NO FAKE ONES EITHER! +239) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +240) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +241) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +242) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +243) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +244) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +245) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +246) <pikhq> oklofok: I don't watch House, no. <pikhq> oklofok: I prefer knowing how medicine actually works. +247) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +248) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +249) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +250) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +251) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +252) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +253) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +254) <elliott> nobody link to goatse <Phantom_Hoover_> elliott, that is an awesome MC idea. +255) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +256) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +257) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +258) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +259) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +260) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +261) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +262) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +263) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +264) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +265) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +266) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +267) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +268) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +269) <elliott> Vorpal: I'M NOT CLEVER OKAY +270) <ais523> yay CDE +271) <elliott> in retrospect that wasn't even necessary, as communal readings of the Funge-98 spec do just a good job of getting rid of trolls +272) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +273) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +274) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +275) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +276) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +277) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +278) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +279) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +280) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +281) * quintopia sits on gregor +282) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +283) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +284) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +285) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +286) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +287) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +288) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +289) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +290) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +291) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +292) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +293) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now! +294) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +295) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +296) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +297) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +298) <elliott_> The context is Gracenotes releasing an illegal copy of a film about monster cock dildos. +299) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +300) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +301) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +302) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +303) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +304) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +305) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +306) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +307) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +308) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +309) <zzo38> Some people is atheist and some agnostic, and some more religious people. Even some scientists are religious, which is OK, but you still have to remember, assuming God exists is not how you are supposed to do science! +310) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +311) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +312) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +313) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +314) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +315) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +316) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +317) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +318) <ais523> anyway, no CSS editing for me right now, I fear I'd get sucked into a holy war [...] <ais523> I also fear it might end up breaking one of the Graue Regulations <ais523> which are rules that you get into serious trouble for breaking, that nobody knows what they are until someone breaks them +319) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +320) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +321) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +322) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +323) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +324) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +325) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +326) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +327) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +328) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +329) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +330) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +331) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +332) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +333) <anekant> what does coffee do to biological neural networks <JRowe> what tiger blood does for charlie sheen +334) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +335) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +336) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +337) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +338) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +339) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +340) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +341) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +342) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +343) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +344) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +345) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +346) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +347) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +348) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +349) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +350) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +351) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +352) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +353) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +354) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +355) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +356) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +357) <oklopol> i'm really sleep +358) <Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +359) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +360) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +361) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +362) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +363) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +364) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +365) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +366) <zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +367) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +368) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +369) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +370) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +371) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +372) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +373) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +374) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +375) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +376) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +377) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +378) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +379) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +380) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +381) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +382) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +383) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME +384) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +385) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +386) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +387) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +388) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +389) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +390) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +391) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +392) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +393) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +394) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +395) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +396) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +397) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +398) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +399) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +400) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +401) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +402) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +403) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +404) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +405) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +406) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +407) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +408) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +409) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +410) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +411) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +412) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +413) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +414) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +415) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +416) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +417) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +418) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +419) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +420) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +421) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +422) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +423) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +424) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +425) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +426) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +427) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +428) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +429) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +430) <Phantom_Hoover> https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/pam/+bug/790538 <Phantom_Hoover> APT GUY STRIKES AGAIN <Gregor> APT GUUUUUUUY NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA APT GUUUUUUUUUUUUUY +431) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +432) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +433) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +434) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +435) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +436) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +437) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +438) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +439) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +440) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +441) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +442) <oklopol> half the time the time travel model is one where a consistent universe essentially seems impossible if it supports any nontrivial agent-like behavior (because certainly one agent will want to destroy it using a retarded paradox), the other half seems to actually assume an implicit extra time axis and moving in time is still moving forward on this axis, you are just given a copy of past contents of the world. +443) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +444) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +445) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +446) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +447) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +448) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +449) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +450) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +451) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +452) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +453) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +454) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +455) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +456) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +457) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +458) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +459) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +460) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +461) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +462) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +463) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +464) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +465) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +466) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +467) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +468) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right! +469) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +470) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +471) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +472) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +473) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +474) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +475) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +476) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +477) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +478) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +479) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +480) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +481) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +482) <oklopol> btw i saw my first prostitute about a week ago +483) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +484) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +485) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +486) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +487) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +488) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +489) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +490) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +491) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +492) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +493) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +494) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +495) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +496) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +497) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +498) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +499) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +500) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +501) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +502) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +503) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +504) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +505) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +506) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +507) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +508) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +509) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +510) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +511) <fizzie> Taneb: See, it's Obama's fault the guy's apartment is now worth less than their mortgage and something something something that translates to not being able to look for a proper fix. <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +512) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +513) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +514) <Sgeo> Fuck clay its only purpose is ecoration +515) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +516) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +517) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +518) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +519) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +520) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +521) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +522) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +523) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +524) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +525) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +526) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +527) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +528) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +529) <Taos> _ <Taos> | |__ _ _ ___ <Taos> | '_ \| | | |/ _ \ <Taos> | |_) | |_| | __/ <Taos> |_.__/ \__, |\___| +530) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +531) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +532) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +533) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +534) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +535) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +536) <elliott_> its UNEBARBEL +537) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +538) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +539) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +540) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +541) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +542) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +543) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +544) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +545) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +546) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +547) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +548) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +549) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +550) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +551) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +552) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +553) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +554) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +555) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +556) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +557) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +558) <elliott> "Okay, got i-" "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. SCROLL FOR ME, CHILD." +559) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +560) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +561) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +562) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +563) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +564) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +565) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +566) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +567) <itidus20> what i mean by afk is <itidus20> i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +568) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +569) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +570) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +571) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +572) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +573) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +574) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +575) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +576) <itidus20> toasters tend to get hot every time they're used +577) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +578) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +579) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +580) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +581) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +582) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +583) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +584) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +585) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +586) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +587) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +588) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +589) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +590) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +591) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +592) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +593) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +594) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +595) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +596) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +597) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +598) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +599) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +600) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +601) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +602) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +603) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +604) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +605) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +606) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +607) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +608) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +609) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +610) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +611) <Gregor> ANOTHER THUNDERSTORM, INDIANA? <Gregor> That's three today. <elliott> Gregor: It FEELS like it should be a really simple fix :P +612) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +613) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +614) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +615) <elliott> OK so firstly you should eliminate electrons. +616) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +617) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +618) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +619) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +620) <Gregor> Electrons are so fragile X-D +621) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +622) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +623) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +624) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +625) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +626) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +627) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +628) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +629) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +630) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +631) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +632) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +633) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +634) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +635) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +636) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +637) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +638) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +639) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +640) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +641) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +642) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +643) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +644) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +645) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +646) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +647) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +648) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +649) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +650) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +651) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +652) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +653) <Gregor> IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'LL K-LINE YOU TO THE AETHEREAL PLANE +654) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +655) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +656) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +657) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +658) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +659) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +660) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +661) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +662) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +663) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +664) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +665) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +666) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +667) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +668) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +669) <itidus21> :D :D oh man.. i wonder if they ever made chess variants based off of animes +670) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +671) <myndzi> lol :( +672) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +673) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +674) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +675) <elliott> `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive +676) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr +677) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +678) <ais523> it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +679) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +680) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +681) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +682) <monqy> i agree with elliott +683) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +684) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +685) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +686) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +687) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +688) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +689) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +690) <fizzie> Vorpal: "still it's a flower in the sense that it's more experienced the nanny" +691) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +692) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +693) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +694) <olsner> I think stealing is more appropriate +695) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +696) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +697) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +698) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +699) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +700) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +701) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +702) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux"
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.25272 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2011-07-16.txt:00:00:57: -!- itidus20 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-16.txt:03:40:55: <itidus20> zzo, sort of like how stage hypnosis is supposed to work eh. +2011-07-16.txt:03:42:10: <itidus20> i've seen an [obviously staged] video of a guy who hypnotized a woman to think he was invisible and then he would tickle her with a feather and make her look up with confusion +2011-07-16.txt:03:42:20: <itidus20> on youtube +2011-07-16.txt:03:43:00: <itidus20> but i am trying to put such bizzare fetishes behind me. +2011-07-16.txt:03:43:22: <itidus20> it might not have been youtube :-? i forget +2011-07-16.txt:03:44:17: <itidus20> and there is that book whose name i am not sure of which apparently has this word fnord which the citizens have been conditioned to block out +2011-07-16.txt:03:44:32: <itidus20> instilling fear in them because it is present in their texts even though they cannot conciously see it +2011-07-16.txt:03:46:59: <itidus20> as far as I know, the actual experience of such things is a deep form of submission whereby you let someone force you to fake it till you make it +2011-07-16.txt:03:50:05: <itidus20> it was after a girl in a chatroom started actually doing this to me that I knew I had to leave her. +2011-07-16.txt:04:07:58: <itidus20> hmm +2011-07-16.txt:04:08:02: <itidus20> math games.. +2011-07-16.txt:04:08:42: <itidus20> quintopia, single or multiplayer? +2011-07-16.txt:04:10:52: <itidus20> I have a small stash of ebooks which I more or less just hoard and don't investigate, some of which may actually be relevant. +2011-07-16.txt:04:14:25: <itidus20> lewis carroll, raymond smullyan, douglas hofstadter +2011-07-16.txt:04:14:46: <itidus20> i don't know if they entirely reach the topic. +2011-07-16.txt:04:16:16: <itidus20> i am sure john conway is relevant to the topic but i don't have any ebooks that are really related to him +2011-07-16.txt:04:20:39: <itidus20> puzzles are more common than actual games +2011-07-16.txt:04:23:26: <itidus20> depressing wiki comment backs me up "This article is about using mathematics to study the inner-workings of multiplayer games which, on the surface, may not appear mathematical at all. For games that directly involve mathematics in their play, see mathematical puzzle." +2011-07-16.txt:04:25:12: <itidus20> maybe things aren't so bad +2011-07-16.txt:04:25:19: <itidus20> anyway here is the page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_game +2011-07-16.txt:04:30:34: <itidus20> As a wannabe game designer it gives me great pain to think about how the only reason games are possible is due to imperfections in the players. +2011-07-16.txt:04:31:08: <itidus20> relative to perfect play that is +2011-07-16.txt:04:31:37: <itidus20> but thats probably a naive view i hold too often +2011-07-16.txt:04:32:49: <itidus20> That is the cynical depressing view that all gaming is to demonstrate some level of deviation from perfect play higher than the opponent. +2011-07-16.txt:04:33:35: <itidus20> Then again we find that perfect play is a waste of time. +2011-07-16.txt:04:34:02: <itidus20> And yet it helps motivate us to play if we idealize perfect play. +2011-07-16.txt:04:34:18: <itidus20> All of this of course is my cynical views which are probably wrong. +2011-07-16.txt:04:36:17: <itidus20> im full of shit ^_^; +2011-07-16.txt:04:37:39: <itidus20> i analyze things too much +2011-07-16.txt:04:38:03: <itidus20> i can think of arguments against my earlier comments but its all just a pile of crap comments +2011-07-16.txt:04:38:49: <itidus20> humm +2011-07-16.txt:04:39:03: <itidus20> you know what i havent seen much is coop games +2011-07-16.txt:04:39:34: <itidus20> i was talking to this guy once about it +2011-07-16.txt:04:42:26: <itidus20> omg the first result on google is an xkcd page +2011-07-16.txt:04:43:20: <itidus20> http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=16990 +2011-07-16.txt:04:43:42: <itidus20> omg quintopia posted on that page +2011-07-16.txt:04:44:41: <itidus20> yeah, i am skillful googler +2011-07-16.txt:04:47:13: <itidus20> well i searched on: "3 player game" "help or hinder" +2011-07-16.txt:04:47:24: <itidus20> didn't work in bing so i proceeded to google and it did +2011-07-16.txt:04:47:56: <itidus20> yet an MS spokeswoman says "if google didn't exist bing would be good enough" +2011-07-16.txt:04:49:15: <itidus20> yeah good enough for me to use as fertilizer +2011-07-16.txt:04:49:47: <itidus20> 3 player eh +2011-07-16.txt:04:50:00: <itidus20> so.... by having an odd number of players the dynamics become much more complex +2011-07-16.txt:04:52:08: <itidus20> this very sort of topic is what eventually led me to a chatroom for esoteric programming languages +2011-07-16.txt:04:53:14: <itidus20> so this page is like anti-3 player games +2011-07-16.txt:04:53:17: <itidus20> but i am all for it +2011-07-16.txt:04:54:21: <itidus20> ashbash makes the point +2011-07-16.txt:04:54:50: <itidus20> chance is fun. +2011-07-16.txt:04:55:42: <itidus20> oh +2011-07-16.txt:04:55:50: <itidus20> an idea just came to me, +2011-07-16.txt:04:56:48: <itidus20> i am a genius of course.. so ideas often come to me +2011-07-16.txt:04:57:37: <itidus20> ok i am "confident" you have not heard of this game before +2011-07-16.txt:04:58:01: <itidus20> so.. each player has 2 private 8x8 boards +2011-07-16.txt:04:58:17: <itidus20> following with me so far? +2011-07-16.txt:04:58:50: <zzo38> itidus20: OK. So far. But that isn't much. +2011-07-16.txt:04:59:02: <itidus20> they each have a pair of 8x8 boards that only they can see.. thus a total of four 8x8 boards +2011-07-16.txt:04:59:34: <itidus20> they also have a bunch of tiles... lets say 128 tiles just to be safe +2011-07-16.txt:04:59:45: <itidus20> 128 each +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:25: <itidus20> and uh.. 2 more tiles of a second color.. and 2 more tiles of a third color +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:50: <itidus20> so.. color 1) 128 tiles, color 2) 2 tiles, color 3) 2 tiles +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:56: <itidus20> hehe +2011-07-16.txt:05:01:43: <itidus20> ok now.. they begin by placing color 3 tiles on the boards.. 1 on each board +2011-07-16.txt:05:01:59: <itidus20> at location.. x = 4, y = 8 +2011-07-16.txt:05:02:37: <itidus20> now, on one of the boards, they place a color 2 tile somewhere +2011-07-16.txt:05:03:09: <itidus20> so far so good? +2011-07-16.txt:05:03:48: <itidus20> oh.. its allowed anywhere except the first tile position +2011-07-16.txt:05:04:10: <itidus20> for now.. that rule might turn out to need altering +2011-07-16.txt:05:04:52: <itidus20> ok.. next.. you build a maze with the color 1 tiles leading to the color 2 tile +2011-07-16.txt:05:05:14: <itidus20> from the color 3 tile to the color 2 tile +2011-07-16.txt:05:06:50: <itidus20> diagonal moves are not possible, but the maze has to be a solid object in the way that a tetris piece is a solid object +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:00: <itidus20> uhh sort of +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:07: <itidus20> maybe it can have gaps +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:14: <itidus20> but uhhh +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:17: <itidus20> hummm blah +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:21: <itidus20> yeah anyway moving along +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:32: <itidus20> well im not sure.. this part is tricky to formalize in words +2011-07-16.txt:05:08:11: <itidus20> so anyway... what happens is.. in any order.. doesn't matter.. each turn.. both players are told which directions have walls +2011-07-16.txt:05:08:21: <itidus20> so it might be like "east and west have walls" +2011-07-16.txt:05:08:51: <quintopia> itidus20: the easiest way to say what i think you are trying to say is "no 2x2 region can contain no color 1 tiles" +2011-07-16.txt:05:09:08: <itidus20> and then the player tells the other player which direction he makes his move +2011-07-16.txt:05:09:33: <itidus20> and both players update their boards.. and its a race to reach the end of the maze +2011-07-16.txt:05:10:04: <itidus20> yup +2011-07-16.txt:05:10:14: <itidus20> its not a bad idea right? +2011-07-16.txt:05:12:21: <itidus20> oh i am empty of ideas now. just had to spill that one +2011-07-16.txt:05:15:48: <itidus20> it is by jumping into such random convos that such ideas come to me +2011-07-16.txt:05:15:51: <itidus20> i never get them on my own +2011-07-16.txt:05:17:04: <itidus20> zzo, yeah i like to consider every possible use of the chessboard other than to play chess :-? +2011-07-16.txt:05:18:37: <zzo38> itidus20: Yes you can make other games using the same or similar board. Some game similar to chess includes Xiangqi, Shogi, played with their own board, but it is still like chess, you still take turn moving 1 piece each, you attack opponent's king and can win, etc. +2011-07-16.txt:05:18:48: <itidus20> i actually created a wild image with my wacom tablet the other day to show my desire to stretch the game of chess +2011-07-16.txt:05:22:11: <itidus20> I liked the chess variant shown on the big bang theory +2011-07-16.txt:05:22:53: <itidus20> http://oi55.tinypic.com/15n2fro.jpg +2011-07-16.txt:05:24:34: <itidus20> damn +2011-07-16.txt:05:26:01: <itidus20> i dont like chess because i have no clue how to play.. and that being the best is ridiculously difficult +2011-07-16.txt:05:26:37: <itidus20> and a game like chess to me is the perfect thing to exploit into other games +2011-07-16.txt:05:29:09: <itidus20> the maze thing is probably not as good in practice as it sounds. +2011-07-16.txt:05:29:33: <zzo38> itidus20: I believe you. +2011-07-16.txt:05:29:51: <itidus20> but the idea is fun +2011-07-16.txt:05:32:10: <itidus20> you're right... its basically battleships except reduced down to 1 small ship +2011-07-16.txt:05:33:23: <itidus20> no i don't. +2011-07-16.txt:05:33:42: <quintopia> itidus20: i am getting another idea for a maze game +2011-07-16.txt:05:35:57: <itidus20> quintopia: I once had an idea about generating a maze by dice rolls +2011-07-16.txt:05:36:57: <quintopia> itidus20: i want to make a cross between pacman and fox-and-geese, where the geese player is the only one who knows the maze and the positions of everything. +2011-07-16.txt:05:38:01: <itidus20> zzo, i am fascinated by some dragonball z emulated roms based on card games +2011-07-16.txt:05:38:22: <itidus20> ah fox and geese.. i have a book around with a lot of games described +2011-07-16.txt:05:39:20: <itidus20> theres 1 special book about chess history which i have been unable to locate on the internet +2011-07-16.txt:05:40:18: <itidus20> ill check my browser history +2011-07-16.txt:05:41:13: <itidus20> A History Of Chess by some H.J.R. Murray +2011-07-16.txt:05:42:43: <NihilistDandy> itidus20: Surprisingly, I can't find it either. I thought I had a near comprehensive set of books on chess. +2011-07-16.txt:05:42:54: <itidus20> its very special that one +2011-07-16.txt:05:43:01: <itidus20> will be hard to find +2011-07-16.txt:05:43:52: <itidus20> I learned about it when I started to want to know about the very origins of chess +2011-07-16.txt:05:47:27: <itidus20> theres something so compelling about chess.. but yet for me there is a certain boredom that i imagine with it +2011-07-16.txt:05:49:52: <zzo38> itidus20: I think I have also played some kind of card game Dragonball Z on NES, although I am unsure of the rule. Each card two numbers, one above is dots tell you how many times to move, the one below I am not sure what it means. +2011-07-16.txt:05:50:20: <itidus20> zzo38: yeah.. thats exactly the kind of game i mean. they're fun to watch +2011-07-16.txt:05:50:36: <itidus20> i have no clue what goes on though +2011-07-16.txt:05:52:48: <itidus20> oh well i think theres some translations anyway +2011-07-16.txt:05:52:56: <itidus20> but even still i would have no idea +2011-07-16.txt:05:54:27: <itidus20> so, zzo, did you learn much about chess variants? +2011-07-16.txt:05:55:22: <itidus20> i actually basically independantly discovered the theory of chess variants +2011-07-16.txt:05:55:45: <itidus20> and, at the end i googled it and found out with dismay that what i had discovered was nothing new at all +2011-07-16.txt:05:56:56: <itidus20> perhaps theory is the wrong word.. but i will explain +2011-07-16.txt:05:56:59: <zzo38> itidus20: http://chessvariants.org/ +2011-07-16.txt:05:57:27: <itidus20> oh, well, by discovering it myself i had insight into exactly what chess variants are. +2011-07-16.txt:05:58:07: <itidus20> they are taking the properties of the individual pieces and forming an abstract class which you might call "chesspiece" +2011-07-16.txt:05:58:21: <itidus20> and.. deriving from that class.. new pieces +2011-07-16.txt:05:58:42: <itidus20> this general process is exceedingly powerful +2011-07-16.txt:06:04:55: <itidus20> so naturally most chess moves resolve into vectors. either specific lengths or unlimited +2011-07-16.txt:06:05:40: <itidus20> now .. this creates a problem if you imagine a chessboard of say 1000x1000 ... do you still want some pieces crossing it in one go -- that is -- are unlimited movement vectors implied on boards > 8x8 +2011-07-16.txt:06:05:57: <itidus20> its all very fun for a rainy day +2011-07-16.txt:06:07:40: <itidus20> of course one way around that would be to divide the board up into districts +2011-07-16.txt:06:07:54: <itidus20> where a piece has to stop at the edge +2011-07-16.txt:06:08:00: <itidus20> sort of +2011-07-16.txt:06:10:37: <itidus20> the trouble starts when you start trying to abstract moves like en passant and castling +2011-07-16.txt:06:11:10: <itidus20> then it feels like a scripting language would be useful +2011-07-16.txt:06:11:21: <itidus20> in the definition of the pieces +2011-07-16.txt:06:14:48: <itidus20> back +2011-07-16.txt:06:14:57: <itidus20> dandy: variant pieces +2011-07-16.txt:06:15:12: <itidus20> well, i don't know. perhaps the conversation has multi-threaded too +2011-07-16.txt:06:15:22: <itidus20> which is nice +2011-07-16.txt:06:16:57: <itidus20> So I decided when I was thinking about chess variants that the minimal conditions I would find acceptable is a system which could describe all the rules of chess +2011-07-16.txt:06:17:27: <itidus20> including castling and pawns moving 2 spaces on their first go, and queening, and en passant etc +2011-07-16.txt:06:18:46: <itidus20> I did try for a little while. I think as I became aware of the existence of professionals who had already done a lot of it, I lost interest. +2011-07-16.txt:06:18:52: <itidus20> both :D +2011-07-16.txt:06:19:45: <itidus20> I had plans on making a program to do it but it started to make me sweat so by then i had thrown in towel +2011-07-16.txt:06:20:29: <itidus20> I didn't have any exciting ideas anyway +2011-07-16.txt:06:20:49: <itidus20> I simply realized that chesspieces could be highly generalized. +2011-07-16.txt:06:21:48: <itidus20> Also, there is the draw I feel towards making a realtime chess +2011-07-16.txt:06:22:00: <itidus20> I have seen a youtube video of kungfu chess. +2011-07-16.txt:06:25:51: <itidus20> I feel a small joy reading "I would rather take the real-time chess concept as far as it can go." +2011-07-16.txt:06:26:52: <itidus20> but yeah.. sumo volleyball sounds like the kind of nonsense I would be looking to create +2011-07-16.txt:06:31:38: <itidus20> well, i decided to define a boolean named virgin for whether or not a piece has moved yet :D +2011-07-16.txt:06:33:08: <itidus20> i also abstracted the role of the king into an idea of like a squad leader +2011-07-16.txt:06:35:08: <itidus20> so uh.. you could have a chess army consisting of multiple squads.. +2011-07-16.txt:06:35:15: <itidus20> and if you take down the leader, the whole squad falls +2011-07-16.txt:06:35:58: <itidus20> yeah, i am full of ideas on this kind of thing.. it provides me some kind of perverse pleasure +2011-07-16.txt:06:39:06: <itidus20> YChat works. +2011-07-16.txt:06:39:11: <itidus20> I dunno how it compares +2011-07-16.txt:06:40:13: <itidus20> hmm.. seems they are related +2011-07-16.txt:06:40:41: <itidus20> looking on the about box one of the devs of this ychat has an email address silverex@silverex.org +2011-07-16.txt:06:41:18: <Sgeo_> itidus20, so basically, you're using Silverex, which just puts YChat as the name of the program +2011-07-16.txt:06:41:33: <itidus20> im using some version of it +2011-07-16.txt:06:41:40: <itidus20> i dont know +2011-07-16.txt:06:42:05: <itidus20> its listed as: X Chat 2 in the start menu +2011-07-16.txt:06:42:46: <itidus20> weird +2011-07-16.txt:08:12:22: <itidus20> whats QI? +2011-07-16.txt:08:12:41: <itidus20> is it IQ backwards? +2011-07-16.txt:08:13:06: <itidus20> ah yes +2011-07-16.txt:08:14:14: <itidus20> "last night" +2011-07-16.txt:08:14:16: <itidus20> hehehehe +2011-07-16.txt:08:15:17: <itidus20> I doubt that there is a QI esolang though. +2011-07-16.txt:08:15:51: <itidus20> although.. much to my surprise, a term i thought up "hashashins weed" has already been used +2011-07-16.txt:12:18:45: -!- itidus20 has quit (*.net *.split). +2011-07-16.txt:12:19:58: -!- itidus20 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-16.txt:18:35:15: <itidus20> yay darkest hours are always the most thrilling +2011-07-16.txt:18:46:30: <itidus20> hagb4rd, is your point that the first 3d shooters are more awesome than the ones which followed? +2011-07-16.txt:18:48:47: <itidus20> hagb4rd: I have become aware in my thoughts that software developers tend to take credit for improvements caused by hardware +2011-07-16.txt:18:49:58: <itidus20> hagb4rd: are you happy with 6fps? im a little confused where you actually stand on this +2011-07-16.txt:18:51:09: <itidus20> i am amazed atari had a fps +2011-07-16.txt:19:07:03: <itidus20> hagb4rd: I am glad you showed these fps videos. Anyway I think that the fps genre is losing creativity. +2011-07-16.txt:19:19:19: <itidus20> hag: I had some ideas about planets in 2d. +2011-07-16.txt:19:19:56: <itidus20> The first idea I had is that if you walk far enough to the left or right in 2d you can come up on the other side +2011-07-16.txt:19:20:12: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus20, ... +2011-07-16.txt:19:20:51: <oklofok> itidus20: you mean you came up with the idea of somehow making R^2 into a torus? +2011-07-16.txt:19:21:33: <itidus20> i am happy to admit i am full of crap and can laugh at myself about it +2011-07-16.txt:19:22:19: <itidus20> oklofok: when I was thinking about it what I really wanted to achieve is to do it without a sense of cheating the player +2011-07-16.txt:19:23:45: <itidus20> R^2 is already over my head, but I can still carry on +2011-07-16.txt:19:24:58: <itidus20> i have wiki at my side +2011-07-16.txt:19:25:52: <itidus20> but so this wasn't entirely enough for me. there was more. i wanted to allow the player to "dig through the planet" +2011-07-16.txt:19:26:33: <itidus20> humm i will make a quick paint pic +2011-07-16.txt:19:30:01: <itidus20> http://oi51.tinypic.com/nl4u1v.jpg +2011-07-16.txt:19:30:45: <itidus20> in this pic you can sort of see the idea of "digging" through but the first problem arises. it looks very odd if the player does not turn his head around as he falls +2011-07-16.txt:19:31:36: <itidus20> so i had this idea that the center of the planet could be another torus , to borrow your word +2011-07-16.txt:19:32:06: <itidus20> no wait, maybe that wasn't the idea +2011-07-16.txt:19:32:34: <itidus20> anyway.. i thought.. when you reach the center of the planet while falling through, you should reach a dark screen where your path follows a U shape +2011-07-16.txt:19:32:53: <itidus20> and you start falling upwards without actually turning upside down +2011-07-16.txt:19:34:03: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus20, suggest you read http://everything2.com/title/Using+Asteroids+to+explain+the+topological+classification+of+2-manifolds +2011-07-16.txt:19:34:22: <itidus20> ok +2011-07-16.txt:19:37:32: <itidus20> (still reading the article, even while I type this) my more general theorum is that in practice the earth looks flat. It never actually looks like a sphere to anyone standing on it. So it should never have to look round in a video game. +2011-07-16.txt:19:38:21: <oerjan> itidus20: what about on mountains near the ocean? +2011-07-16.txt:19:38:27: <Sgeo> itidus20, what if someon finds a way to lift off into seep space in the game? +2011-07-16.txt:19:38:54: <itidus20> ya ur rite +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:01: <itidus20> but.. +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:04: <oklofok> itidus20: you want a surface like that of earth's, but infinitely deep? +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:10: <itidus20> maybe its possible to do both +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:49: <itidus20> well first I imagined a giant circle. and I thought, how big does the circle have to be so that it looks flat +2011-07-16.txt:19:40:14: <Sgeo> itidus20, it wouldn't be an absolute size, but a size relative to the observer +2011-07-16.txt:19:40:33: <Phantom_Hoover> <itidus20> (still reading the article, even while I type this) my more general theorum is that in practice the earth looks flat. It never actually looks like a sphere to anyone standing on it. So it should never have to look round in a video game. +2011-07-16.txt:19:42:05: <itidus20> oklofok, well i decided that as you reach the center you reach a black background and your sprite follows a U path and when it goes up again it is falling upwards to some other point. so i guess that is infinite depth. +2011-07-16.txt:19:42:32: <oklofok> itidus20: i think it's better to prevent reaching the middle altogether +2011-07-16.txt:19:44:00: <itidus20> I am full of crap. I am a whole magnitude below mathematically. ^_^ +2011-07-16.txt:19:44:11: <itidus20> But I think up things from left field. +2011-07-16.txt:19:45:39: <itidus20> So I was trying to squiash all this into a tile based side scroller (as an idea) which cannot rotate. +2011-07-16.txt:19:50:18: <itidus20> ok i guess theres room for compromise +2011-07-16.txt:19:51:15: <itidus20> so what do you do.. make the character change size? :D :D +2011-07-16.txt:19:51:53: <itidus20> perhaps as he falls deeper he scales up +2011-07-16.txt:19:52:31: <itidus20> like a map projection, when a man goes to iceland +2011-07-16.txt:19:52:36: <itidus20> his body probably grows larger +2011-07-16.txt:19:52:56: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus20, what +2011-07-16.txt:19:53:12: <itidus20> yeah. greenland/iceland is gigantic on most map projections +2011-07-16.txt:19:53:29: <oklofok> "<itidus20> perhaps as he falls deeper he scales up" well more like gets smaller +2011-07-16.txt:19:53:51: <itidus20> phantom, it has occured to me that the missing link could be that the character could actually change size to make it all work +2011-07-16.txt:19:54:04: <itidus20> thanks to listening to this conversation +2011-07-16.txt:19:55:00: <itidus20> ok hagb4rd: like suppose uh.. Zelda.. was played on a typical map projection. +2011-07-16.txt:19:55:19: <itidus20> now when he is standing on iceland his body will be stretched :D +2011-07-16.txt:19:56:17: <oklofok> itidus20: i was thinking maybe you could have a metric such that on every level of depth inside earth, you have a surface with the same circumference as earth, but you have infinitely many concentric balls "on top" of each other +2011-07-16.txt:19:57:08: <itidus20> oklofok, i really did actually commit some of this to paper months ago.. but i am clueless on topology +2011-07-16.txt:19:57:24: <itidus20> so now it comes to life +2011-07-16.txt:19:58:42: <itidus20> oklofok: well the deeper paradox of falling through earth is that your up vector has to change at some point +2011-07-16.txt:19:58:56: <oerjan> Phantom_Hoover: oh i see itidus20 was already bringing up similar ideas. btw this reminds me of a valerian comic... +2011-07-16.txt:19:59:04: <oklofok> itidus20: unless you just fall infinitely? +2011-07-16.txt:19:59:15: <itidus20> so I decided let him fall in U shape +2011-07-16.txt:20:00:36: <itidus20> because if i didnt say let him fall in a U shape then either the map flips upside down or the character flips upside down and it would look awkward +2011-07-16.txt:20:00:55: <itidus20> something would have to flip +2011-07-16.txt:20:01:09: <itidus20> i also realize that you couldn't actually fall through.. gravity would pin you in the center +2011-07-16.txt:20:01:57: <itidus20> the idea of falling through is really just to ensure that the planet is real +2011-07-16.txt:20:02:37: <itidus20> anyone who quotes that evil man behind general semantics who says the map is not the territory is to be slain >:) +2011-07-16.txt:20:03:08: <Phantom_Hoover> <itidus20> i also realize that you couldn't actually fall through.. gravity would pin you in the center +2011-07-16.txt:20:04:27: <itidus20> phantom, so uhh.. i don't think any player has any actual reason to dig in a planet. but i think that the idea forces the game to cope with that possibility +2011-07-16.txt:20:04:52: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus20, the gravity at a planet's core is 0. +2011-07-16.txt:20:05:06: <itidus20> ahh +2011-07-16.txt:20:05:28: <itidus20> does it decrease as you approach the center? +2011-07-16.txt:20:05:45: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus20, yes. +2011-07-16.txt:20:06:10: <oerjan> itidus20: basically for a perfectly spherical body, the gravity at a point inside is given by only the part of the body that is further inside from you +2011-07-16.txt:20:06:49: <itidus20> on a related idea. i had this idea of a game of life sort of thing which makes connected clusters of dots have a mass and hence a gravity and to affect each other +2011-07-16.txt:20:07:26: <oklofok> "<itidus20> on a related idea. i had this idea of a game of life sort of thing which makes connected clusters of dots have a mass and hence a gravity and to affect each other" <<< can i steal this idea and try to do something cool with it next week? +2011-07-16.txt:20:08:08: <itidus20> all of my ideas are free to do whatever you like with as long as i get to use them myself +2011-07-16.txt:20:08:14: <itidus20> lol +2011-07-16.txt:20:08:43: <itidus20> as in, i don't want to get cut off from my own ideas +2011-07-16.txt:20:09:25: <itidus20> so a tetris piece would have a mass of 4 +2011-07-16.txt:20:10:06: <itidus20> but if 2 tetris pieces bumped together, they would become one object with a mass of 8 +2011-07-16.txt:20:11:01: <itidus20> for me, diagonal connections in CA's (i love the acronyms you guy use so casually) is good enough to share mass +2011-07-16.txt:20:12:09: <oklofok> itidus20: as i love telling people, i get payed to play with ca all day so acronymizing it gets pretty casual +2011-07-16.txt:20:12:44: <itidus20> oklofok: ok heres another idea i had (i was on a roll that day) +2011-07-16.txt:20:13:12: <itidus20> a chess game CA where the piece type is determined by the pieces around it +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:00: <itidus20> well it would be just a CA... but the pieces would exist as uhh +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:03: <oklofok> itidus20: huh? +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:13: <itidus20> the pieces would be implied by the rules of the CA I guess.. +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:41: <itidus20> so say you had a cell on its own.. that could be a pawn +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:47: <itidus20> as an example +2011-07-16.txt:20:15:13: <oklofok> itidus20: chess pieces are not really mathematically interesting +2011-07-16.txt:20:15:19: <itidus20> i actually drew up some ideas of possible rules for which pieces are which +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:05: <itidus20> oh.. well.. ok.. so you start with a regular game of life +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:12: <itidus20> and.. in between turns +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:25: <itidus20> generations? +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:56: <itidus20> ok lets say its not quite game of life.. lets say you have 2 teams .. so trinary state +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:08: <itidus20> because its chess +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:21: <itidus20> or uhh +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:24: <itidus20> uhhhmmm +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:34: <itidus20> i never really thought about it that way +2011-07-16.txt:20:18:19: <itidus20> well.. you would have a dead cell, a black cell, and a white cell +2011-07-16.txt:20:19:20: <itidus20> so at the end of a generation the player can select 1 cell.. whose type is determined by the cells around it +2011-07-16.txt:20:19:35: <itidus20> and move it +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:01: <itidus20> and in all likelihood it is now a new kind of piece having moved +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:24: <itidus20> and lets say you can capture an enemy cell by moving onto it +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:49: <itidus20> i try +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:51: <itidus20> hehe +2011-07-16.txt:20:21:32: <itidus20> i was discussing that very question in here last night about how far can a chesspiece move +2011-07-16.txt:20:22:10: <itidus20> ok finite ca +2011-07-16.txt:20:22:46: <itidus20> so the actual pieces are represented as rules of neighborhoods +2011-07-16.txt:20:23:17: <itidus20> and the fun of the design is determining which neighborhoods map to which pieces +2011-07-16.txt:20:23:49: <itidus20> I came up with a set but I never did anything with this idea +2011-07-16.txt:20:26:28: <itidus20> The idea could also be extended into fairy chess. +2011-07-16.txt:20:28:13: <itidus20> sorry taneb +2011-07-16.txt:20:28:23: <itidus20> i will join your convo +2011-07-16.txt:20:38:10: <itidus20> working on CAs it must be tough to resist the topic i came up with. +2011-07-16.txt:20:40:18: <itidus20> so, on looking at reduceron page, I feel my ineptitude. what's the best language to learn functional programming concepts? +2011-07-16.txt:20:41:30: <itidus20> thanks +2011-07-16.txt:20:41:53: <itidus20> i have tried reading up on lambda calc once but i never quite got it +2011-07-16.txt:20:42:12: <itidus20> ^ http://byob.berkeley.edu/ +2011-07-16.txt:20:42:30: <itidus20> oh nice it's visual programming +2011-07-16.txt:20:42:59: <itidus20> I won't fuck the room again by my ideas about visual programming. +2011-07-16.txt:20:43:07: <itidus20> ill just quiet down +2011-07-16.txt:20:44:10: <itidus20> because if you think my ideas about torus worlds, gravity CAs, chess CAs make a mess. then visual programming is just as bad +2011-07-16.txt:20:44:48: <itidus20> i'll save it for another day +2011-07-16.txt:20:49:14: <itidus20> I smash them together like a particle collider +2011-07-16.txt:20:49:52: <itidus20> =)) +2011-07-16.txt:20:50:29: <itidus20> Basically I see things as existing in academic space and entertainment space. +2011-07-16.txt:20:51:14: <itidus20> I take inspiration from people like lewis carroll +2011-07-16.txt:20:51:52: <itidus20> hmm... +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.25347 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,47 @@ +59) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +79) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +86) <virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +118) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +129) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +145) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +146) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +161) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +189) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +194) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +195) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +203) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +214) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +215) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +217) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +230) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +247) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +275) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +292) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +307) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +335) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +364) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +365) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +374) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +375) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +387) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +397) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +404) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +405) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +419) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +425) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +426) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +440) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +450) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +451) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +460) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +461) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +478) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +498) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +504) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +573) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +614) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +692) <Sgeo|web> ...Overlapping? +708) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +720) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +817) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" +819) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.25431 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +#!/bin/sh +id=$1 +expr "$1" + 0 >/dev/null 2>&1 || exit 1 +head -n $((id-1)) quotes >quotes.new +tail -n +$((id+1)) quotes >>quotes.new +diff quotes quotes.new >/dev/null && exit 1 +printf "*poof*%s" "$(quote $id | cut -d')' -f2-)" +mv quotes.new quotes +
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.2576 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +#!/bin/sh +exec /hackenv/lib/frink -e "$@" +
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.2581 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,86 @@ +We give advice, but we cannot give the wisdom to profit by it. + -- La Rochefoucauld +----- +Just don't compare it with a real language, or you'll be unhappy... :-) + -- Larry Wall in <1992May12.190238.5667@netlabs.com> +----- +However, on religious issues there can be little or no compromise. +There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious +beliefs. There is no more powerful ally one can claim in a debate than +Jesus Christ, or God, or Allah, or whatever one calls this supreme being. +But like any powerful weapon, the use of God's name on one's behalf +should be used sparingly. The religious factions that are growing +throughout our land are not using their religious clout with wisdom. +They are trying to force government leaders into following their position +100 percent. If you disagree with these religious groups on a +particular moral issue, they complain, they threaten you with a loss of +money or votes or both. I'm frankly sick and tired of the political +preachers across this country telling me as a citizen that if I want to be +a moral person, I must believe in "A," "B," "C," and "D." Just who do +they think they are? And from where do they presume to claim the +right to dictate their moral beliefs to me? And I am even more angry as +a legislator who must endure the threats of every religious group who +thinks it has some God-granted right to control my vote on every roll +call in the Senate. I am warning them today: I will fight them every +step of the way if they try to dictate their moral convictions to all +Americans in the name of "conservatism." + -- Senator Barry Goldwater, from the Congressional Record, September 16, 1981 +----- + ___ + _/ oo\ + ( \ -/__ + \ \__) + / \ + jgs / _\ + `"""""`` +----- +System going down in 5 minutes. +----- +No End + +When government is lazy and informal +The people are kind and honest; +When government is efficient and severe +The people are discontented and deceitful. +Good fortune follows upon disaster; +Disaster lurks within good fortune; +Who can say how things will end? +Perhaps there is no end. +Honesty is ever deceived; +Kindness is ever seduced; +Men have been like this for a long time. +So the sage is firm but not cutting, +Pointed but not piercing, +Straight but not rigid, +Bright but not blinding. + -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" +----- +"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a +cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup." - H. L. Mencken +----- + "I quite agree with you," said the Duchess; "and the moral of +that is -- `Be what you would seem to be' -- or, if you'd like it put +more simply -- `Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it +might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not +otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be +otherwise.'" + -- Lewis Carrol, "Alice in Wonderland" +----- +1893 The ideal brain tonic +1900 Drink Coca-Cola -- delicious and refreshing -- 5 cents at all + soda fountains +1905 Is the favorite drink for LADIES when thirsty -- weary -- despondent +1905 Refreshes the weary, brightens the intellect and clears the brain +1906 The drink of QUALITY +1907 Good to the last drop +1907 It satisfies the thirst and pleases the palate +1907 Refreshing as a summer breeze. Delightful as a Dip in the Sea +1908 The Drink that Cheers but does not inebriate +1917 There's a delicious freshness to the taste of Coca-Cola +1919 It satisfies thirst +1919 The taste is the test +1922 Every glass holds the answer to thirst +1922 Thirst knows no season +1925 Enjoy the sociable drink + -- Coca-Cola slogans +-----
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.25926 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,57 @@ +2008-06-12.txt:21:34:26: <tusho> oklopol: ifuckinghatetheplatformyouhavetogoonbeforetheroombeforemiketyson +2008-08-08.txt:22:21:54: <optbot> tusho: ifuckinghatetheplatformyouhavetogoonbeforetheroombeforemiketyson +2009-10-01.txt:17:07:45: <ehird> nooga: dumbmostusableoperatingsystemenvironmentontheplanetcurrentlyexistinganditsalsoalmostentirelyfoss 9.10 beta +2010-02-14.txt:06:49:45: <MissPiggy> acn you hepl me understand why +2010-10-07.txt:02:41:21: <cpressey> !hepl languages +2011-01-19.txt:20:39:07: <Gregor> But anyway, more to the point, I feel that that ends up hindering some developments in language design, because every time somebody introduces a powerful macro system or similar for a very different language, some LischePLTrackjure guy trolls "well <my language> has X, why doesn't yours durpadurp" +2011-05-09.txt:07:21:45: <fizzie> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers -- triplicate trope namer and all. +2011-07-01.txt:22:04:21: <elliott> ThePlatoon4 2 days ago +2011-08-13.txt:07:33:18: <elliott> hepl...... +2011-08-13.txt:07:34:16: <elliott> HEPL............ +2011-08-13.txt:07:34:34: <elliott> HEPLY..... +2011-08-13.txt:07:34:46: <elliott> not hepling :( +2011-08-13.txt:07:35:58: <elliott> Taneb gets a little card saying "not heplful two thousand and eleven 9remembered forever)", also so does everyone else in here, enjoy your cards i am going to cry (i amnot actually going to cry) +2011-08-13.txt:07:36:48: <elliott> NOT HEPLFUL +2011-08-13.txt:07:39:56: <elliott> hepl +2011-08-13.txt:21:35:20: <elliott> monqy: hepl +2011-08-18.txt:05:23:05: <elliott> hepl +2011-08-18.txt:05:28:46: <elliott> hepl +2011-08-19.txt:07:13:01: <elliott_> oerjan: hepl +2011-08-19.txt:07:32:22: <elliott_> oerjan: hepl +2011-08-19.txt:07:33:26: <oerjan> elliott_: wat hepl, it seemed to work ... +2011-08-19.txt:08:30:56: <NihilistDandy> hepl +2011-08-19.txt:08:31:06: <NihilistDandy> elliott_: hepl +2011-08-25.txt:02:05:06: <elliott> monqy: hepl +2011-08-26.txt:07:34:32: <lambdabot> "help ehlp lehp elhp lhep hlep pleh lpeh leph pelh eplh elph phel hpel hepl... +2011-08-26.txt:11:42:09: <oerjan> 23:57:30 <lambdabot> "help ehlp lehp elhp lhep hlep pleh lpeh leph pelh eplh elph phel hpel hepl... +2011-08-27.txt:21:28:07: <elliott> hepl oerjan +2011-08-28.txt:21:26:18: <elliott> ais523: I thought cmd and exp and bit and a....heplp +2011-09-04.txt:21:41:43: <Gregor> elliott: Also, fytheplof starts with #!/usr/bin/env fythecore +2011-09-04.txt:21:41:58: <elliott> What the hell is fytheplof +2011-09-05.txt:10:54:54: <elliott> hepl monqy +2011-09-07.txt:05:41:12: <elliott> fizzie: hepl +2011-09-08.txt:01:01:26: <elliott> hepl +2011-09-11.txt:23:43:43: <quintopia> monqy: hepl +2011-09-19.txt:23:26:18: <elliott> oerjan: hepl +2011-09-24.txt:03:12:42: <elliott> pikhq: how do i git stash only one file... hepl +2011-09-26.txt:04:56:04: <elliott> it had...heplful things +2011-10-01.txt:06:36:09: <elliott> utils/Bag.lhs... hepl... +2011-10-01.txt:07:01:30: <elliott> hepl +2011-10-03.txt:21:04:13: <elliott> oerjan: hepl +2011-10-03.txt:21:18:22: <elliott> hepl +2011-10-03.txt:21:18:34: <elliott> oerjan: hepl +2011-10-05.txt:00:03:35: <elliott> pikhq: hepl +2011-10-05.txt:02:59:59: <elliott> oerjan: hepl +2011-10-05.txt:03:03:43: <elliott> oerjan: hi, hepl +2011-10-05.txt:04:52:32: <elliott> oerjan: hepl +2011-10-05.txt:04:52:41: <elliott> oerjan: hepl hepl hepl pelhpel +2011-11-02.txt:23:21:42: <elliott> Vorpal: hepl +2011-11-14.txt:23:34:11: <elliott> oerjan: no helpp...... i ned hepl +2012-01-16.txt:02:31:49: <kallisti> `run source/construct_grams.pl --hepl +2012-01-17.txt:08:36:08: <monqy> , hepl +2012-03-20.txt:13:10:56: <fizzie> (#$genls #$Tree-ThePlant #$Plant) -- did you know that all tree-the-plants are plants? +2012-04-02.txt:22:09:14: <elliott> HL;EP!!!!!! 2 WEEKS OR MONTH HEPL +2012-04-15.txt:19:20:24: <ais523> ok now I have moved into pedantically nitpicking people's spelling hepl +2012-04-21.txt:21:03:52: <elliott> hepl +2012-04-21.txt:21:05:05: <itidus21> `pastelogs hepl +2012-04-21.txt:21:05:55: <itidus21> `pastelogs hepl
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.25933 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2009-02-10.txt:22:37:52: <ais523> <zzo38> I can't write very clearly enough to be understood +2009-02-28.txt:01:04:58: <zzo38> I read about the new one [[Puzzlang]], but now I invented [[Self-modifying Puzzlang]]. I just want to know if anyone looking at the example can figure it out. +2009-02-28.txt:01:14:11: <zzo38> So that is how it records notices, well, don't say it is raw if it isn't because that is a lie +2009-02-28.txt:19:01:51: <zzo38> I want some feedback about what opinion you have about [[CLCLC-INTERCAL]] so far. I will add more suggestion even to the page. +2009-02-28.txt:19:04:25: <zzo38> I could try modifying CLC-INTERCAL if I have Perl. I will try that soon enough I guess. +2009-02-28.txt:19:05:23: <zzo38> Another thing is now gopher can use client-brainfuck. So there is a use for esolangs. The only thing is if it could be made faster +2009-02-28.txt:19:09:55: <zzo38> Vonkeror is a web-browser I wrote but it includes gopher support as well, better than other web-browser's gopher supporting. I used brainfuck instead of JavaScript as the gopher client-script because JavaScript is too complex for a simple protocol such as gopher +2009-02-28.txt:19:11:03: <zzo38> Yes, I added the "cellular automaton" operator (not implemented yet). I have to write how the cellular automaton numbers are specified, which will be different than normal cellular automaton numbers (because, it is INTERCAL) +2009-02-28.txt:19:14:16: <AnMaster> <zzo38> Vonkeror is a web-browser I wrote but it includes gopher support as well, better than other web-browser's gopher supporting. I used brainfuck instead of JavaScript as the gopher client-script because JavaScript is too complex for a simple protocol such as gopher <-- better than lynx gopher support? +2009-02-28.txt:19:38:22: <zzo38> I doubt it will get media coverage. But if there is it might be like that. Maybe I will add that quote to my FORTUNE file in case anyone looks +2009-02-28.txt:19:46:03: <zzo38> The "finger" protocol is close enough to gopher that you can make a site over the finger protocol, just make sure to use the URL gopher://host:port/0selector (remember the zero and it will work with finger too!) +2009-02-28.txt:19:46:58: <zzo38> Yes. The Mozilla built-in gopher doesn't support that because it always uses port 70, but Vonkeror accepts any port so you can do that. Just set the port number to 79 and it will work +2009-02-28.txt:19:53:36: <zzo38> I guess you could use +ASK forms to send data. Another idea I have (which I will implement one day) is an item code that causes it to retrieve text (as code 0) but allow editing, and then after editing, send the modified contents back to the server. Of course any fields would have to be included in the text instead of other form fields, it could be done like MIME headers on e-mail, or in other ways +2009-02-28.txt:19:55:04: <zzo38> I think there is a type for a multi-line field. Vonkeror allows you to change the number of lines that will be displayed for a multi-line field in a gopher +ASK form (by default 8, but you can make it whatever you want) +2009-02-28.txt:19:56:23: <zzo38> You wouldn't really compile into brainclub, you would compile *from* brainclub *into* brainfuck. Because Vonkeror doesn't compile or interpreter brainclub, it just optimizes and converts brainfuck into JavaScript (using the "yield" command for input) +2009-02-28.txt:20:08:41: <zzo38> I used client brainfuck instead of client unlambda because someone who wants to write a gopher client that supports it can write it more quickly and easily than an unlambda interpreter, brainfuck interpreters are much easier and quicker to write +2009-03-06.txt:05:08:21: <zzo38> I made a unlambda compiler into JavaScript http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/esoteric/unlambda/unlambda/htm but probably some thing are missing, such as continuations called from the outside? +2009-03-06.txt:05:31:35: <zzo38> How can I make a continuation called from the outside to be compiled into a Javascript codes +2009-03-06.txt:14:30:45: <zzo38> Can you bit interleave negative and positive numbers together? It seems to me I could do -1 interleave 0 makes -2/3 but I'm unsure +2009-03-06.txt:14:35:10: <zzo38> You could alo make subdirectories for multiple listing of images, for category or just by timing or whatever you want, I do that on my computer at /IMAGES/ /IMAGES2/ /IMAGES3/ /img4/ /img5/ /img6/ /img7/ /img8/ /img_09/ /img_0A/ /img_0B/ /img_0C/ /img_0D/ +2009-03-06.txt:14:49:00: <zzo38> So far if you try to run a program that uses continuations you will just see a alert box that says "[object Object]" in it. That is the continuation object being thrown with nothing to catch it +2009-03-06.txt:14:51:00: <zzo38> Another idea I had is if the thrown continuation object is not caught by the c function it should try the program over again but keep track of which c function that continuation is for so it can return something else next time +2009-03-06.txt:14:55:05: <zzo38> Where can I find your Scheme-in-Prolog +2009-03-06.txt:15:05:21: <zzo38> I know that, that is why I was wondering how to do continuations the other way, because currently it works only one way and many Unlambda programs use it the other way also +2009-03-06.txt:15:26:54: <zzo38> I just use yield command in JavaScript to represent the input command in brainfuck. But the yield command is a new version of JavaScript only on Mozilla but that's OK because it is built-in to a XULrunner applocation. From this, you can learn how to write your own brainfuck compiler +2009-03-08.txt:07:22:55: <zzo38> The idea of akiross, it seems some versions of INTERCAL allow you to change syntax during runtime so that's one possible way.... +2009-03-08.txt:07:24:59: <zzo38> Also, another thing to add to something like INTERCAL with interleave operator, but allows any length of bits (even infinite), you could do things like zero interleave negative one makes one third, etc. +2009-03-08.txt:07:25:40: <zzo38> And which INTERCAL is the shortest Hello world output program, maybe CLCLC-INTERCAL. It is: PLEASE ;1 <- #2 +2009-03-08.txt:07:27:32: <zzo38> No, not calculator writing. It is Baudot, encoding 6 Baudot characters in each cell of the array +2009-03-08.txt:07:30:05: <zzo38> Do you have another idea of CLCLC-INTERCAL +2009-03-08.txt:07:32:31: <zzo38> In your opinion, does 1 + 2 pow 2 + 2 pow 4 + 2 pow 6 + 2 pow 8 and so on make -1/3 in my opinion it does because in binary it is .......010101010101. and if you multiply it by three you get negative one, so therefore it is correct. Or you think the result is infinite? I would like to know your opinion +2009-03-08.txt:07:38:13: <zzo38> What does 2-adically means exactly I never learned 2-adically math. But I did see it mentioned in the book ROAD TO REALITY and all it says is the numbers are allowed to be infinite on the left instead of on the right. The rest I just did myself and don't know about proper 2-adically and whether mine is proper +2009-03-08.txt:07:39:15: <zzo38> And I think the sound is "I" sound like FIVE but possibly slightly different because of the following consonant but that is what I heard anyways is the standard for air traffic control, although nobody uses it and nobody cares +2009-03-08.txt:07:51:15: <zzo38> Yes I am replying to you asiekierk!i=africalo@078088180066.elb.vectranet.pl +2009-03-08.txt:07:52:43: <zzo38> Yes I did but I am writing software and specifications more a bit, and then one day I need to get a computer hardware and stuff, and then I can write the software more, testing it, make a company, and a few more things, make manual, etc, and then it will be complete. +2009-03-08.txt:16:35:49: <ehird> 23:32:31 <zzo38> In your opinion, does 1 + 2 pow 2 + 2 pow 4 + 2 pow 6 + 2 pow 8 and so on make -1/3 in my opinion it does because in binary it is .......010101010101. and if you multiply it by three you get negative one, so therefore it is correct. Or you think the result is infinite? I would like to know your opinion +2009-03-08.txt:16:37:18: <ehird> <zzo38> Yes I am replying to you asiekierk!i=africalo@078088180066.elb.vectranet.pl <- :D +2009-03-14.txt:00:29:20: <zzo38> The #anagol channel doesn't help. How to put FlogScript on anarchy golf site? Can someone send a message, but I don't use e-mail and am unsure. Still, I do it anyways on the wiki entry for FlogScript but if it is directly on there, it can be together listed with the others! +2009-03-16.txt:15:27:41: <zzo38> I tried various names with whois command but I can't see anything about away, is there some code for being away that I forgot about? +2009-03-16.txt:15:29:52: <zzo38> I can only get idle time for whois on myself. And if it shows up when they are away, which line does it show up on, the 311 line or the 320 line or some other line? +2009-03-16.txt:15:31:56: <zzo38> Well yes, the IRC server returns it in seconds I did the calculation it is approx 59.7 hours +2009-03-16.txt:15:33:37: <zzo38> Thanks for telling me I need to indicate the name twice if I want the 317 line (although I'm not sure why the server shouldn't figure that out automatically?) +2009-03-16.txt:15:34:59: <zzo38> ehird: OK. However I can get the 317 line for myself without needing to type my name twice. +2009-03-20.txt:23:05:52: <zzo38> I wrote a program in CLCLC-INTERCAL to output 1 to 2000 in Roman numbers but I can't test it. Can you look and tell me if you found a mistake, or another comment about this program +2009-03-20.txt:23:06:59: <zzo38> It uses CLCLC-INTERCAL specific features +2009-03-20.txt:23:09:06: <zzo38> My program has no addition. The way [I think] it works is based on the && operator and also how CLCLC-INTERCAL assigns to expressions (which may not be always the same as other INTERCALs) +2009-03-20.txt:23:13:11: <zzo38> It doesn't. The interpreter would try each value of .1 (the left side of the lecture) in order, and stop when the value of .1 causes .1&� to have the value #2000 +2009-03-20.txt:23:13:39: <zzo38> It starts at zero but it won't output zero because it is abstained the first time +2009-03-20.txt:23:14:44: <zzo38> Maybe not in CLC-INTERCAL but in CLCLC-INTERCAL it is specified that this kind of behaviour is standard +2009-03-20.txt:23:16:57: <zzo38> Also note that in CLCLC-INTERCAL, when assigning to a expression only the far left side of the expression is the register which will be changed (even if it is a constant!) +2009-03-20.txt:23:18:00: <zzo38> In CLCLC-INTERCAL .2 has to have the correct value already if it doesn't then it is a fatal error +2009-03-20.txt:23:18:34: <zzo38> It's INTERCAL, so who cares about compatibility with other INTERCAL implementations? +2009-03-20.txt:23:28:32: <zzo38> ais523: s/CLC-INTERCAL/CLCLC-INTERCAL/ +2009-03-20.txt:23:34:41: <zzo38> It doesn't backtrack any side-effects of the expression (such as attending a lecture or overloading) so you can do anything inside the lecture and it won't care. A fatal error is still a fatal error (or maybe it can be defined a different way instead, that a fatal error in this case backtracks?) +2009-03-20.txt:23:41:52: <zzo38> O, I forgot one thing about what it should do if the student is an array. And I'm not sure what it should do in that case. +2009-03-20.txt:23:42:54: <zzo38> Maybe you can in prolog but I don't know much about prolog +2009-03-20.txt:23:44:13: <zzo38> I have a question that you can help me define the spec of CLCLC-INTERCAL: What should it do if you assign to a && expression where the student is an array +2009-03-21.txt:19:51:19: <zzo38> Look at the CLCLC-INTERCAL page again, I defined quantum INTERCAL and cellular automata operator. Do you like this??? +2009-03-21.txt:23:43:23: <zzo38> Do you know any example of any program using quantum computing algorithm? And I mean the real one, not the one that CLC-INTERCAL uses +2009-03-21.txt:23:46:22: <zzo38> There are also quantum emulators on normal computers, they can't deal with very many qubits at once and it isn't as fast as real quantum computers. I want to know because I just defined quantum computing commands in CLCLC-INTERCAL today and I want to know how to write a program with the commands I defined +2009-03-21.txt:23:54:49: <zzo38> I know some do, but I still prefer the key combinations I defined as long as it works. What is even more better is configuration of keyboard controls, so that I can configure it the way I want if my computer supports it +2009-03-21.txt:23:55:11: <zzo38> And other people can change the keyboard setting in case it doesn't work or they don't like it +2009-03-21.txt:23:56:53: <zzo38> I found Shor's algorithm but how can you implement it using only controlled-V and hadamard? Because quantum brainfuck is apparently "quantum complete" so you should be able to do so, but I don't know how. +2009-03-21.txt:23:57:15: <zzo38> But what I really want to implement it in is CLCLC-INTERCAL +2009-03-22.txt:00:05:43: <zzo38> But how would the INTERCAL commands be effectively used for that? CLCLC-INTERCAL defines the following for quantum computing: The QUANTUM keyword which is used like % but for quantum probabilities, qubit registers, the controlled-V operator, and the TRANSFORM command. +2009-03-22.txt:00:09:05: <zzo38> I also find C++ bad object orientation (and even worse when compiling for the Nintendo DS, because apparently C++ makes bloated executables that will not fit on the Nintendo DS) +2009-03-22.txt:00:20:19: <zzo38> I also know complex numbers and matrices, but it confuses me a bit when dealing with quantum computing, mostly because I don't understand quantum computing perfectly. I do understand math, and with any proper equations using only complex numbers and matrices I might understand it +2009-03-22.txt:00:22:06: <zzo38> O, I learned differentiation calculus in school too, when the teacher teached a few things, then I found the infinite series for sin(x), cos(x), e^x, in another math book and I thought, O, I can figure out the derivative of this! So I did, and I told the calculus teacher. He ask me to figure out derivative tan(x), I knew it was sin(x)/cos(x) and they teached division differentiation so I was easily able to figure it out +2009-03-22.txt:00:24:53: <zzo38> Once a guest teacher came into our calculus class and he was impressed with how good I was at the mathematics things (including things that was not taught and just figure it out by myself) so he asked me to solve the twin prime conjecture for the rest of my life. +2009-03-22.txt:00:29:39: <zzo38> I also proved that the audioactive decay sequence (start at 1 and continuously run-length encode it) has no numbers higher than 3 and you won't get 333 +2009-03-22.txt:00:31:25: <zzo38> And I have seen the audioactive decay sequence refered to as many different things before, although I have never seen it refered to as run-length encoding, although someone has probably done so and I just don't know about it +2009-03-22.txt:00:35:19: <zzo38> And the pythag proof I made up while resting on the couch (although I'm sure many other people have done the same, completely independently of me) I now put it on the computer and can be found at: http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/img7/pythagorean.png +2009-03-22.txt:00:35:57: <zzo38> Well, you are better at some things and I am better at some things, but we can both learn. +2009-03-22.txt:00:40:24: <zzo38> Why do geometrical proofs not count? This proof is a simple proof having to do with areas of triangles and squares, with a bit of algebra involved also. +2009-03-22.txt:00:44:02: <zzo38> Sgeo: Yes I'm sure there is but I can't think of it right now. (Anyways it applies if a and b are real or complex numbers but not if they are hypercomplex or matrices) +2009-03-22.txt:00:56:28: <zzo38> And I found a article on wikipedia about quantum turing but it is stub and doesn't explain it much (mostly because is stub) +2009-03-22.txt:02:41:04: <zzo38> Clear the cookies on amazon first. After checking what you want to purchase then you can login again. +2009-03-22.txt:02:44:25: <zzo38> And I added a example for quantum CLCLC-INTERCAL now, although it isn't the best example, so if someone can make a better one using controlled-V and TRANSFORM then that would be better +2009-03-22.txt:02:48:09: <zzo38> I also improved the specification for quantum computing in CLCLC-INTERCAL. Now it says which commands are allowed to be quantum (which is not all of them) +2009-03-22.txt:02:48:34: <zzo38> And you can have threading, backtracking, and quantuming, all in the same program! +2009-03-22.txt:20:48:34: <zzo38> You could write a IRC client in XUL if you want to, using the sockets if you can figure it out. But for me netcat is good enough +2009-03-22.txt:20:50:22: <zzo38> I always use netcat for IRC. I don't have anything else and don't really like most real IRC clients anyways. +2009-03-22.txt:20:54:37: <zzo38> You need to make a XUL-runner application +2009-03-22.txt:20:58:07: <zzo38> I tried to write the Deutsch algorithm in CLCLC-INTERCAL but I'm not sure if I have done it correctly. Reply on IRC even if I am not connected; I will read the log. +2009-03-23.txt:00:13:12: <zzo38> I will describe the INTERCAL program I wrote in case you can't read it: +2009-03-23.txt:00:17:09: <zzo38> And yes, I made (but not implemented yet!) a truly quantum INTERCAL, rather than the fake one in CLC-INTERCAL. +2009-03-23.txt:00:18:10: <zzo38> In CLCLC-INTERCAL the | operator has a different meaning than it did in C-INTERCAL (if it had a meaning at all in C-INTERCAL) +2009-03-23.txt:00:19:17: <zzo38> ais523: (TriINTERCAL) Yes that's what I think too. But CLCLC-INTERCAL doesn't have TriINTERCAL so you don't have to worry about that +2009-03-23.txt:00:24:29: <zzo38> Yes maybe CLCLC-INTERCAL should have a "snidewards compatibility" mode as well just to be weird, whatever that means (does it have something to do with printing snide remarks or something like that?) +2009-03-23.txt:00:29:22: <zzo38> Except that in CLCLC-INTERCAL it uses the old type of options that 1972 INTERCAL used (see the wiki page for details, and checking politeness is one of them). +2009-03-23.txt:00:29:59: <zzo38> Yes both CLC-INTERCAL and CLCLC-INTERCAL could make assignment stop working, either DO ABSTAIN FROM CALCULATING or modify the syntax so that the assignment command does nothing +2009-03-23.txt:00:31:25: <zzo38> And you modify syntax at *RUN-TIME ONLY*, not compile-time. In CLC-INTERCAL you could do both but in CLCLC-INTERCAL you can do so only at run-time. However, if you want to do all the changes at once you could CREATE a syntax that does all the other changes at once and then add the command that was just created to the end of that file. The next file in the stack will then be executed using the new compiler +2009-03-23.txt:00:33:40: <zzo38> In CLC-INTERCAL I think you can decide whether to change syntax at compile-time or run-time by using crawling-registers, but CLCLC-INTERCAL has no crawling-registers +2009-03-23.txt:00:37:08: <zzo38> But in CLCLC-INTERCAL how the compiler should probably work, is each time a file is load or the command CREATE or DESTROY or IMPORT is used, it has to recompile the current file. +2009-03-23.txt:00:39:14: <zzo38> But isn't CREATE in C-INTERCAL different than the CLC-INTERCAL and CLCLC-INTERCAL? +2009-03-23.txt:00:40:29: <zzo38> I can't ask in /msg there is no such nick/channel +2009-03-23.txt:00:46:01: <zzo38> I changed the CLCLC-INTERCAL wiki page so that it says that CREMATE is the new name for DESTROY (if you don't like it, you can create the new syntax for DESTROY so that DESTROY works as well) +2009-03-23.txt:00:47:42: <zzo38> ehird: Yes I have no email. But sometimes it requires email to register for something so I just wrote my own SMTP server and run it only when I am expecting one of those messages, and then cancel the SMTP server afterward +2009-03-23.txt:00:49:36: <zzo38> There is currently no real way. If you are a member of any message boards I go on, you can send a private message there. You can also post a comment on ChronoJournal. And if you know my house address or telephone number (neither of which I will tell you) then you can use that +2009-03-23.txt:00:51:14: <zzo38> O that's easy to write a way to send messages by finger protocol, just put the message as the query. And it can easily be sent too, with netcat or any finger client. But I don't currently plan on doing this +2009-03-23.txt:00:53:50: <zzo38> I guess you can use morse code if you want to. +2009-03-23.txt:00:54:22: <zzo38> Send a voice-mail to someone with morse-code so that the computer can print out your voice-mail. Someone once asked "How do I print my voicemail?" +2009-03-23.txt:00:56:03: <zzo38> Interesting for hypothetical esoteric programming stuff, but not for real use +2009-03-23.txt:01:04:18: <zzo38> People can already send message to me by connecting to my HTTP site and typing a message in the URL, it will be logged, however I hardly ever read the server logs and have no guarantee that I will ever read your message. +2009-03-23.txt:01:05:41: <zzo38> Thanks I found it. But that's only because you told me about it +2009-03-23.txt:01:07:02: <zzo38> But sending me a message by HTTP is a good way to do it in case someone is communicating with me on a live public service where private messages are not possible. +2009-03-23.txt:20:10:09: <zzo38> Now see the CLCLC-INTERCAL page! It now does a lot of new stuff with backtracking and namespaces and various other things. +2009-03-23.txt:20:10:33: <zzo38> In other words: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/CLCLC-INTERCAL +2009-03-23.txt:20:14:31: <zzo38> Do you think the namespaces specification is good? And what about the backtracking specification? +2009-03-23.txt:20:15:35: <zzo38> Yes namespaces in INTERCAL. But you have to use numbers for the namespaces, like everything else in INTERCAL. If you want to use actual words, you can of course define syntax for those words to mean those numbers. +2009-03-23.txt:20:16:33: <zzo38> I wanted CLCLC-INTERCAL to be insane and useful, rather than insane and useless like every other INTERCAL that exists. +2009-03-23.txt:20:17:40: <zzo38> CLC has INTERNET (INTERCAL networking). CLCLC does something similar too, but mostly for parallel computing across the network +2009-03-23.txt:20:18:54: <zzo38> For example, CLC-INTERCAL has a CASE command. But CLCLC-INTERCAL doesn't have a CASE command, you have to use the FIND command instead. +2009-03-23.txt:20:20:31: <zzo38> INTERCAL networking is not very useful over the internet. It is more useful for parallel computing in different rooms on different terminals where different result will be put, possibly with different data entry on each one. +2009-03-23.txt:20:21:29: <zzo38> I agree that is a good case of twisting object orientation. Now, CLCLC has nearly identical lecture system +2009-03-23.txt:20:21:47: <zzo38> That is one reason I kept it but there are other reasons as well to keep certain things and discard others. +2009-03-23.txt:20:23:39: <zzo38> I downloaded firmware upgrades for Texas Instruments graphing calculators so that I may run software for those calculators on an emulator on my computer. (Texas Instruments provides downloads, so you may look there) +2009-03-23.txt:20:25:44: <zzo38> The only TI calculator I actually own is the TI-92 calculator. And a lot of software is not written for the TI-92 so I get the firmware from Texas Instruments and run it in a emulator +2009-03-23.txt:20:28:37: <zzo38> Maybe I should add a command in CLCLC-INTERCAL for taking a array full of EBCDIC characters, and appending that to the end of the program source-code and then recompiling. +2009-03-23.txt:20:29:48: <zzo38> Also, I don't like that the CREATE command in CLC-INTERCAL uses ASCII numbers, so in CLCLC-INTERCAL it uses EBCDIC numbers instead (even if the source-code is in ASCII). +2009-03-23.txt:20:32:43: <zzo38> AnMaster: Well it is flash-ROM I guess, because flash-ROM can be erased and reprogrammed (I think) +2009-03-23.txt:20:34:45: <zzo38> Post suggestions on [[Talk:CLCLC-INTERCAL]] if you have any interesting ones +2009-03-23.txt:20:46:11: <zzo38> And what exactly would the opposite of the CLCLC-INTERCAL CHOICE register be anyways? +2009-03-23.txt:21:02:44: <zzo38> I'm not sure, but do you think the last example on the wiki CLCLC-INTERCAL is sensible or does anything even a little bit useful? It doesn't matter because it is just a example but I want opinion anyways +2009-03-23.txt:21:05:06: <zzo38> I think the codes I wrote is really mostly WHILE from CLC-INTERCAL and backtracking from the backtracking INTERCAL, it doesn't do much else +2009-03-23.txt:21:06:44: <zzo38> I meant backtracking is from the [[Backtracking INTERCAL]] specification, mostly anyways (but CLCLC-INTERCAL also has two new registers for dealing with backtracking, CHOICE and () registers) +2009-03-23.txt:21:09:13: <zzo38> Yes, backtracking from backtracking would sufficiently be twisted to fit into INTERCAL. But first we have to think of what exactly it means and how it works and stuff like that. +2009-03-23.txt:21:28:33: <zzo38> And since CHOICE can be used as a namespace, maybe if you should be allowed to use the NAMESPACE command to make the choicepoint a different namespace? That's weird. +2009-03-23.txt:21:31:47: <zzo38> I guess that might work, the namespace can exist only in the future. And if #0 is the current real namespace then using DO NAMESPACE #0 AS ,SOMETHINGELSE, might make the current program's registers and labels the same ones in the library, causing a whole bunch of confusion. +2009-03-23.txt:21:33:40: <zzo38> It isn't a new mathematics, it seems if it is a 4-bit adder than you would get 7+13=4 because that's what it is if you are limited to 4-bits. +2009-03-23.txt:21:34:31: <zzo38> ehird: Especially INTERCAL programmers +2009-03-24.txt:01:21:41: <zzo38> Do you like my specification for vectoring in INTERCAL? +2009-03-24.txt:01:23:25: <zzo38> You can also look at the comments on that beer program, for better lisibility +2009-03-24.txt:01:24:38: <zzo38> I also defined the commands for dynamically writing the source-codes +2009-03-24.txt:01:27:13: <zzo38> CLCLC-INTERCAL doesn't use ick style create except in compatibility mode, so you need new commands and operators if you want to use it outside of compatibility mode +2009-03-24.txt:01:27:50: <zzo38> You can still access the manual for CLC even if you don't have it. +2009-03-24.txt:01:30:55: <zzo38> But someone suggested making some weird vector computing in CLCLC-INTERCAL, so I wrote that part of the specification now. Do you like the way I have done it? +2009-03-24.txt:01:31:51: <zzo38> It certainly is rather intercalish! +2009-03-24.txt:01:43:30: <zzo38> The commands I listed have to be part of a subroutine called with VECTOR. Otherwise ,1 SUB #0 is an error. +2009-03-24.txt:01:46:47: <zzo38> Still you have to use the DO .# etc also inside of a subroutine called using VECTOR operator. +2009-03-24.txt:01:49:37: <zzo38> And I fixed a mistake in my specification, the two sides of VECTOR do not have to be the same data-type but they must point to two different arrays. +2009-03-24.txt:01:50:57: <zzo38> Of course you can do that already, and if you want the syntax you have to define it yourself using CREATE +2009-03-24.txt:01:51:45: <zzo38> The reason the arrays in VECTOR can be different type is in case you want to use the () array in a vector calculator +2009-03-24.txt:01:58:54: <zzo38> I guess you can use UTF-EBCDIC, even if the source-code is in normal Unicode. But CREATE uses EBCDIC numbers for syntax, not ASCII numbers, even if the source-code file isn't EBCDIC. +2009-03-24.txt:02:00:27: <zzo38> Yes that UTF-EBCDIC would work if the compiler supported UTF-EBCDIC, the only thing is that the single-byte part will use the CLC non-standard EBCDIC instead. But the rest can still be the same as normal UTF-EBCDIC +2009-03-24.txt:02:06:33: <zzo38> I guess atomic intercal would be something like http://groups.google.com/group/alt.lang.intercal/browse_thread/thread/ed3506f631c7a0ef/9066b786b791bed2?hl=en&q=atomic+intercal#9066b786b791bed2 (but not completely like that, I will base it on that though) +2009-03-24.txt:02:08:51: <zzo38> Another message about atomic INTERCAL is at http://groups.google.com/group/alt.lang.intercal/browse_thread/thread/e34f20de1880b81b/5a50f350727415a6?hl=en&q=atomic+intercal#5a50f350727415a6 (and I will base it partly on that as well) +2009-03-24.txt:02:09:47: <zzo38> Of course I can make some combination of the two proposals, but not quite. +2009-03-24.txt:02:10:45: <zzo38> The first two results of http://groups.google.com/groups/search?hl=en&q=atomic+intercal&qt_s=Search+Groups describe atomic INTERCAL, but in different ways. +2009-03-24.txt:02:13:05: <zzo38> What's http://femto.picoup.com/ that doesn't make much sense it tell me the username it already has is invalid because it is too long, what? +2009-03-24.txt:02:14:48: <zzo38> Using only one letter, can kanji or katakana be used though? +2009-03-24.txt:17:59:34: <zzo38> You can bowdlerise it to "B****fuck", "Brainf***", "B****f***", or whatever you want, in writing, but in writing I prefer to use the proper word "Brainfuck". +2009-03-24.txt:18:05:04: <zzo38> And it seems that in FlogScript a palindrome "Hello World" program can be written {Hello World}P.P}dlroW olleH{ but I don't know whether or not it would be cheating +2009-03-24.txt:18:07:18: <zzo38> Well ya that's because HQ9+ is designed for making those three kinds of programs in 1 byte. It is not meant for anything else +2009-03-24.txt:18:09:51: <zzo38> You can probably do it in Forth also because you can redefine words after they are used to not output anything or be a error +2009-03-24.txt:18:16:09: <zzo38> And stuff about FlogScript can also be found in Japanese at http://b.hatena.ne.jp/yshl/20080407 +2009-03-24.txt:18:26:42: <zzo38> ehird: That would be interesting, maybe you can write some more about it on esolang wiki +2009-03-24.txt:18:36:05: <zzo38> And if you want, you can even look at my image directory storages http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/index.php/02/ +2009-03-24.txt:18:37:16: <zzo38> Well, I prefer games with minimal graphics, regardless of graphics card. +2009-03-24.txt:18:51:19: <zzo38> Some of my ideas are Canadian credit chip systems (with complete freedom and security), custom calendar service, game console system, books (with ForthBASIC programs that can run on game console system), and others. +2009-03-24.txt:18:53:06: <zzo38> Canadian credit chip systems are meant to be used in Canada obviously, possibly transitional, but can be used in other countries as well, in addition to being used for things other than credit chips. +2009-03-24.txt:18:54:08: <zzo38> Canada because I am Canadian. +2009-03-24.txt:18:55:53: <zzo38> My service provider is Canadian so from that you can see that I am Canadian also. +2009-03-24.txt:19:23:18: <zzo38> If you want to change the parser in Forth you will have to write your own parser and execute the new parser, then it will read the rest of the program using your own parser, when it is finished the old parser will resume but it won't do anything because there is nothing left to parse +2009-03-24.txt:19:24:13: <zzo38> It depends on the specific Forth implementation how the parser might be changed if it can be changed at all. +2009-03-24.txt:19:25:52: <zzo38> I am in the process of writing IRC bot as well, called pocket monster IRC. It allows you to play pocket monster IRC +2009-03-24.txt:19:42:03: <zzo38> Of course you can also use *echo with control characters, but now *ctcp adds the control characters by itself. I'm not sure how *cmd ctcp ctcp is supposed to work, though. I don't know Python very well +2009-03-24.txt:19:50:43: <zzo38> Sort of like drafting from boosters, that is one possible limited play but there are other styles of limited as well, such as "random fixed deck" in which case each player gets things assigned randomly but equally. There are even more kinds of limited styles also. +2009-03-24.txt:19:53:35: <zzo38> I think there is kama in D&D also, isn't it? (And I mean 3.5e because 4e is hardly D&D) +2009-03-24.txt:19:56:55: <zzo38> In Icosahedral it should be you are allowed to add/subtract/multiply/divide spells. And spell effects can have quantum superpositions. +2009-03-24.txt:19:59:39: <oerjan> <zzo38> You can bowdlerise it to "B****fuck", "Brainf***", "B****f***", or whatever you want, in writing, but in writing I prefer to use the proper word "Brainfuck". +2009-03-24.txt:20:00:41: <zzo38> OK, make "brainfuck" lowercased. Of course that is not always done but I guess it is the standard lowercased +2009-03-26.txt:22:00:31: <zzo38> Maybe someone should invent a new card game based on INTERCAL +2009-03-26.txt:22:02:23: <zzo38> Also I think functional INTERCAL description on CLCLC-INTERCAL is now good enough to implement all Unlambda operators, what do you think? +2009-03-26.txt:22:03:41: <zzo38> I tried to write Unlambda in CLCLC-INTERCAL but I'm not sure if the operators is correct yet because I cannot test it. http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/esoteric/CLCLCINTERCAL/unlambda.txt +2009-03-26.txt:22:03:59: <zzo38> Does it look right to you? Probably there is some mistake because it is untested +2009-03-26.txt:22:04:53: <zzo38> Do you think it can do c? +2009-03-26.txt:22:10:23: <zzo38> Until you or me learn the INTERCAL way of programming it might be a bit confusing whether or not it works, you have to follow it slowly to understand. But once you or me it more used to CLCLC-INTERCAL (if you are insane also) then you should be able to understand the programs more faster. +2009-03-26.txt:22:13:40: <zzo38> See if you can follow the program slowly at least to see if there is something I missed while doing the same. Eventually if CLCLC-INTERCAL is implemented then I can learn it faster, but it will take a while to learn it at first for sure! +2009-03-26.txt:22:16:12: <zzo38> If you have question or comments please ask it. On IRC and/or on the [[Talk:CLCLC-INTERCAL]] page +2009-03-27.txt:18:06:11: <zzo38> Actually it uses only one calculation at a time. So you can do "+ 2 2" but you can't do something like "+ * 3 4 + 2 2" because that won't work +2009-03-27.txt:18:09:38: <zzo38> There are reasons I don't. But when you tell the bot what channel you want it will automatically join any channels that any users have told PocketMonsterIRC to join (for public dice rolls or for watching a pocket monster game going on between two users) +2009-03-27.txt:18:10:40: <zzo38> So it doesn't interfere with other bots on the same channel. Also because I find my way more reasonable. But I will post the source-codes for this program under GNU GPL so if you want to, you can make your own version doing whatever you want it to do, of course (once it is at least half finished) +2009-03-27.txt:18:12:44: <zzo38> I find it better if messages are specifically addressed the program you want to send it to. +2009-03-27.txt:18:35:27: <zzo38> Now I implemented "join" in PocketMonsterIRC so you can roll publicly. Once I finished implement pocket monster game it will be you can watch the game also, but only the things that are allowed to be public (for example, percentage of HP but not the exact value, unless the option tells you that both players are allowed to know the exact value) +2009-03-27.txt:18:39:34: <zzo38> If you have some real IRC client, wouldn't it like have some sort of window for private conversations? I don't know because I don't have any IRC client, I just use netcat +2009-03-27.txt:18:53:28: <zzo38> oklowob: No I didn't embed any puzzle or anything. You have to figure it out by reading the other messages and infering the context, if you can do that. +2009-04-09.txt:03:28:35: <zzo38> I have a idea, which is, making Magic: the Gathering cards based on esoteric programming. +2009-04-09.txt:03:28:48: <zzo38> I have made cards with similar effects to SWAP command in CLC-INTERCAL +2009-04-09.txt:03:29:44: <zzo38> I have made a card that says "Swap the meaning of Flying and Trample." +2009-04-09.txt:03:31:43: <zzo38> Can you do something like, to check with greater probability that a quantum state is not very close to a particular state, to multiply the state by something like [1,0;0,40000000] is that possible? +2009-04-09.txt:07:35:17: <oerjan> <zzo38> Can you do something like, to check with greater probability that a quantum state is not very close to a particular state, to multiply the state by something like [1,0;0,40000000] is that possible? +2009-04-09.txt:07:41:52: <oerjan> <zzo38> I have made a card that says "Swap the meaning of Flying and Trample." +2009-04-10.txt:02:33:32: <zzo38> I guess the matrix also has to have a reciprocal. +2009-04-10.txt:02:34:59: <zzo38> I found the equation for measure of quantum state it is (<x|y><y|x>)/(<x|x><y|y>) I have programmed it into my graphing calculator and it works OK +2009-04-10.txt:02:35:44: <zzo38> And I have made many cards in Magic: the Gathering +2009-04-10.txt:02:35:54: <zzo38> And including new entity/playercard rules. +2009-04-10.txt:02:36:31: <zzo38> They originally wanted planeswalkers to be another player but it didn't. My rule playercards they are another player. +2009-04-10.txt:02:43:25: <zzo38> But I do know that a quantum state vector cannot be all zero it is obviously to me that if you do, you are dividing by zero when doing the measurement according to the equation that I have described, just by looking at it. +2009-04-10.txt:04:01:48: <zzo38> Is the recipe for poundcake necessary? Isn't it just you put 1 pound of each ingredient and put in oven, I think. But you can post recipe if you want to +2009-04-10.txt:04:02:19: <zzo38> Do you have the idea of Magic: the Gathering cards, please? +2009-04-10.txt:04:02:44: <zzo38> I made 2 sets of Magic: the Gathering cards, called Unplugged and Super Unplugged. +2009-04-10.txt:04:03:03: <zzo38> The Super Unplugged is incomplete. And the next one will be called Hyper Unplugged. +2009-04-10.txt:04:03:36: <zzo38> Do you like these cards? +2009-04-10.txt:04:07:04: <zzo38> O, I forgot to write the URL for the cards +2009-04-10.txt:04:10:55: <zzo38> Some cards do not have any effect. +2009-04-10.txt:04:11:23: <zzo38> Drawing cards, gaining life, and gaining mana, can all be costs in some of these cards. +2009-04-10.txt:22:27:11: <zzo38> I think Burro programs do not form a group because a anti-condition by itself does not mean anything. Am I wrong? +2009-04-10.txt:22:28:40: <zzo38> A card has only the type Tribal and no other types or text. Its mana cost is {G}. +2009-04-10.txt:22:29:59: <zzo38> I think it is a "permanent card" although it still cannot be played at all, but something can put it into play. +2009-04-10.txt:22:30:01: <oklopol> <zzo38> I think Burro programs do not form a group because a anti-condition by itself does not mean anything. Am I wrong? <<< just check the axioms +2009-04-10.txt:22:31:56: <zzo38> Another card: It has 2 types, Instant and Land. What does it do? Again, after you tell me what you think, I will tell you what I think. +2009-04-10.txt:22:34:15: <zzo38> Deewiant: No, I don't think so. How I think it works is: You can play it any time you have priority, as long as it is your turn and you haven't played a land yet this turn. However, when played, it stays in your hand instead of going into play, but it still counts as your land for the turn. +2009-04-10.txt:22:36:58: <zzo38> 212.5d Instants can't come into play. If an instant would come into play, it remains in its previous zone instead. +2009-04-10.txt:22:41:58: <zzo38> The third card: It is a card with the type Creature and P/T=1/1, with mana cost {G} and text "Phasing; When ~ comes into play, it becomes an Instant in addition to its other types." Tell me what you think and I tell you what I think, and then argue about who is correct. +2009-04-10.txt:22:49:42: <zzo38> Please tell me what you think about the third card. +2009-04-10.txt:22:56:50: <zzo38> Make more weird cards to confuse the rules of Magic: the Gatheirng cards if you want to. +2009-04-10.txt:22:59:16: <zzo38> I think that is not a mana ability, because a mana ability is one that provides mana and does not have a target (rule 406.1) +2009-04-10.txt:23:00:18: <zzo38> O. Then I guess it is a mana ability and the creature will be destroyed without the chance for opponent to respond (except conceding, which can be done at any time regardless of anything else, you are even allowed to concede if a card says "Players may not concede") +2009-04-10.txt:23:07:13: <zzo38> I even made up two sets of cards http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/magic_set_editor/Unplugged.mse-set and http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/magic_set_editor/SuperUnplugged.mse-set +2009-04-10.txt:23:07:48: <zzo38> And I still prefer the old card style +2009-04-10.txt:23:12:48: <zzo38> If you don't have MSE you can still open it as a ZIP archive +2009-04-10.txt:23:13:40: <zzo38> Magic: the Gathering is card game +2009-04-10.txt:23:14:54: <zzo38> I never play Constructed (except casual games when I borrow other people card), so I am not bothered with the cost. I only pay when playing Limited. In other cases I just think about the game, make up something on computer, use proxies, etc. +2009-04-10.txt:23:15:34: <zzo38> ais523: You don't have to keep buying more cards to get better cards than your opponent if you are only playing Limited. That is why I like Limited +2009-04-10.txt:23:17:07: <zzo38> If you just want to try card with interesting, don't bother with tournaments, just use proxies. In a tournament, you pay entrance fee, draft the cards passing around the table, keep the cards you drafted, and if you get in a good enough placing you can win extra packs. And then you can sell all the cards if you want to. Different card are woth a different amount of money +2009-04-10.txt:23:19:41: <zzo38> I won't play Magic: the Gathering in any situation where a player has an advantage because they are rich +2009-04-10.txt:23:21:28: <zzo38> I would like it if you can look at the card I have in the sets I invented so that a comment can be made of it +2009-04-10.txt:23:27:45: <zzo38> Basically the rules are: Each player 7 cards, you play land card, generate mana, cast a spell by spending the mana, you start 20 points and if you have 0 points you are the loser. You can lose life points by combat damage(from creatures) or other effects. You also lose if you run out of cards +2009-04-10.txt:23:28:31: <zzo38> Running out of cards happened to my opponent in the anime convention. +2009-04-10.txt:23:29:09: <zzo38> I played three tournaments so far, two I lost, but in the anime convention I won that tournament because te other players didn't know the rules very well (one player conceded because he didn't like the rules of the game!) +2009-04-10.txt:23:30:28: <zzo38> To me, I can play without art or flavor text, but sometimes they are ones I like, but it can still be done without. +2009-04-10.txt:23:30:43: <zzo38> A lot of unique card you can check on Wizards of the Coast +2009-04-10.txt:23:33:13: <zzo38> You could use different color of card sleeves if you wanted to. The other way is you could make a list of the cards +2009-04-10.txt:23:34:09: <zzo38> The cards that enchant other cards are Auras in the modern rules, with the ability called "Enchant Creature" which indicates what type of entities it can enchant. The rules says players and objects, my own rule extend that to "entities" +2009-04-10.txt:23:35:29: <zzo38> When I invented the entities/playercard rules, someone didn't understand it and thought I was trying to make combat damage into another player! +2009-04-10.txt:23:38:58: <zzo38> Combat damage and cards in a graveyard are both objects, so even the standard rules allow that. +2009-04-10.txt:23:40:01: <zzo38> Someone once made a card that said "Add {U} to target {G}'s manapool." In standard rules that means nothing and is unplayable. +2009-04-10.txt:23:40:26: <zzo38> In entity/playercard rules, that card can be played if anyone has green mana in their mana pool, but the card still won't have any effect. +2009-04-10.txt:23:41:33: <zzo38> "{R}: Target {G} can play spells this turn" won't have any effect either in entity/playercard rules, but at least it means something and is playable (in standard rules it would be meaningless and unplayable) +2009-04-10.txt:23:44:42: <zzo38> It is a state-based effect that you die when you go below 1 life. So you don't wait for end of turn like before, but still it isn't completely instant (like if you have 2 life and a card says "You lose 5 life you gain 4 life" then you won't lose) +2009-04-10.txt:23:45:30: <zzo38> I invented a card which says you have to play by the old rules (it is a "unglued/unhinged/un____" styles) +2009-04-10.txt:23:47:37: <zzo38> If you use the old rules then you would use the old texts also (but only for old cards obviously) +2009-04-10.txt:23:48:51: <zzo38> ais523: I don't know, it was just a crazy idea, a "Un-" cards idea not a real one +2009-04-10.txt:23:49:48: <zzo38> Banding and phasing still exist although they aren't used on new cards. On cards in my set, phasing is used however (look to see how if you want to) +2009-04-10.txt:23:51:30: <zzo38> Even the reminder text that exists, isn't the actual rules (I think reach ability actually does nothing but flying checks for reach. I invented the card that sways flying and trample and that is why I thought about it at first) +2009-04-10.txt:23:52:04: <zzo38> I also don't use reminder text in my cards generally (even if it has no flavor text or arts) +2009-04-10.txt:23:54:14: <zzo38> I have made many changes to the rules, for examples, auras that are also creatures can now still continue to enchant things while being creatures, the Haunt keyword takes a parameter being what it haunts (if no parameter, "creature" is assumed), and new keyword abilities +2009-04-10.txt:23:55:07: <zzo38> Am I correct that if a card in play somehow becomes an instant while in play and phases out, it will never phase back in? Or is that wrong +2009-04-10.txt:23:56:00: <zzo38> Let me check the list of state-based effects again. Even if it is, I have made a card called "Unstate" which says "State-based effects stop working until end of turn" +2009-04-10.txt:23:57:58: <zzo38> Ending at end of turn is part of the cleanup step, I think. Well, I have also invented a card "Dirty Game" which says "All players skip their cleanup step" +2009-04-11.txt:00:05:38: <zzo38> I only buy the cards when playing a limited tournament +2009-04-11.txt:00:06:27: <zzo38> You still make a deck in limited, only in limited you are limited to the cards they give to you and it doesn't matter how rich you are. +2009-04-11.txt:00:07:18: <zzo38> AnMaster: Only in constructed! In limited you only have to buy the cards as part of the entrance fee, other cards you own cannot be used in limited +2009-04-11.txt:00:09:19: <zzo38> I have played pokemon card, sometimes (rarely) I still do, against my brother (I borrow some of his cards and use those to make a deck) +2009-04-11.txt:00:11:14: <zzo38> I don't invent TCG. I invent PCG (Printable Card Game), which is like TCG with all the capitalism thrown out. So you cannot purchase cards, you have to print them yourself and mix them and then play some limited style (such as a booster pack draft, etc) +2009-04-11.txt:00:11:35: <AnMaster> <zzo38> I don't invent TCG. I invent PCG (Printable Card Game), which is like TCG with all the capitalism thrown out. <-- sounds like a good idea. +2009-04-11.txt:00:13:58: <zzo38> And there is nothing wrong with charging money for cards. Just the PCG idea means you do not have to buy the cards if you don't want to, you can make your own card, print them yourself, or whatever, but you still might want to purchase them instead if that makes the cards a better quality. +2009-04-11.txt:00:15:46: <zzo38> Deewiant: Well, sort of. Also it would be with freedom, you can agree to play with cards you invented yourself, other people can sell other cards for the same game (their own cards) which people can then make as many copies as they want, on paper or on internet, and people can agree which cards are allowed +2009-04-11.txt:00:16:32: <zzo38> So, basically PCG is just what TCG would be as if it were a Free Software/Open Source project. +2009-04-11.txt:00:17:12: <zzo38> I started inventing my own rules for RPG game also called Icosahedral (find it on LiMaWiki) but it isn't finished yet. If you don't understand arcane magic, just be a fighter. +2009-04-11.txt:00:22:03: <zzo38> What would the card called "Alpha" in Unplugged.mse-set do if it were tapped? I guess "Un-" cards do not have to have consistent rules. But "Unstate" is *not* a "Un-" card even though it has "Un" in its name. "Unstate" is a normal card, even though it is strange and something that Wizards would probably never print +2009-04-11.txt:00:23:08: <zzo38> By the border color, they are all uncards. But the effect of these cards are not all the effects of uncards (some are, some aren't, and some have no effect at all) +2009-04-11.txt:00:24:58: <zzo38> And some of these cards have non-uncard effects even though they certainly wouldn't be printed in a non-uncard set. By "non-uncard" I mean cards that the rules are not inconsistent and they do not require the use of special uncard rules either +2009-04-11.txt:00:26:39: <zzo38> A card based on something outside of the game, such as the age of the players, the day of the week, or time of day, is not a "non-uncard". Cards with fractions 1/2s and non-proper colors, inconsistent effect, are also not qualify as "non-uncard". But "Unstate" does count as a "non-uncard" in my opinion. +2009-04-11.txt:00:27:08: <zzo38> Unstate is a card in Unplugged.mse-set (one of the two sets I made) +2009-04-11.txt:00:27:48: <zzo38> No, but uncards are allowed to use non-proper colors (for example, your eye colors, even if it isn't one of the colors of Magic). Non-uncards are not allowed to do this. +2009-04-11.txt:00:29:18: <zzo38> Please read some of my Unplugged.mse-set and SuperUnplugged.mse-set I think you might be interested in a few of those cards. (You need to either have Magic Set Editor or to just unzip it as if it were a ZIP file and open the contained files in text editor) +2009-04-11.txt:00:29:45: <zzo38> The minimum number of cards is 40 in limited, 60 in constructed +2009-04-11.txt:00:30:10: <zzo38> ais523: Because some are picture files, some are text files, and the different files (even text files) might have different formats anyways +2009-04-11.txt:00:32:01: <zzo38> No I can't do that, ais523! But I did do one thing, put the text in the file called Unplugged_set.txt in case you want to look at it (you won't see the pictures for some of the cards, though) +2009-04-11.txt:00:40:20: <zzo38> I have filmed a movie once, it was called "AAA Candid Camera" and it didn't have to do much with Candid Camera +2009-04-11.txt:00:44:25: <zzo38> oklopol: Let's see whether you can see it. If I can do it somehow to make you able to see it. Should I post the DVD ISO file or something like that +2009-04-11.txt:00:45:50: <zzo38> So far, you can at least see the label and list of chapters, at http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/dvdmenus/ but I cannot post the movie just yet (maybe later I can?) +2009-04-11.txt:00:53:22: <zzo38> The movie has hardly been edited actually. First I recorded from video camera directly to VHS, and then edit it on computer (the only thing actually edited was some parts removed and some text added to the screen for some parts of the movie), and then put on DVD +2009-04-11.txt:01:11:48: <zzo38> In one scene the computer has too much lego on it. But that is because the person complaining put the legos there +2009-04-11.txt:01:16:43: <zzo38> Assume it happened anyways because you are a character in a movie where such things can happen +2009-05-15.txt:22:49:36: <zzo38> Netcat does not use the shell functions in Linux. So if I get Linux, I will need to write interactive netcat. +2009-05-15.txt:22:51:21: <zzo38> Can you write 99 bottles of beer in Furryscript? It is not indended for stuff like that at all. But I think I have heard it sone in sendmail also, which isn't designed for that either. +2009-05-15.txt:22:55:34: <zzo38> Furryscript is design for generator of things such as D&D adventure idea, video game names, etc. Look at it in my web-site. Also look at the individual script codes you can see how it is supposed to work. +2009-05-15.txt:22:56:15: <zzo38> For example, the ARG command actually reads a number from the category 0( but it was designed for multiple parameter codes inside of strings, such as <X | <One> | <Two> | <Three> > a dynamic number of arguments. +2009-05-15.txt:22:58:55: <zzo38> And if you make some codes, post them, I would like to see them so I can add them to my web-site! +2009-05-15.txt:22:59:12: <zzo38> Nothing to do with netcat. That was an unrelated comment. +2009-05-15.txt:23:00:57: <zzo38> The netcat comment has to do with, one day I went to FreeGeek office, I tried to access gopher and IRC through netcat but it doesn't do things like Windows push F2 for repeat up to something, arrow to select previous entry, etc. That is why I should write netcat interactive one day, for Linux only. +2009-05-15.txt:23:03:09: <zzo38> Telnet doesn't do line editing either. Unless there is a program for that. But if I should write interactive netcat with mode for display of control-codes, color-codes, and line-editing (including the F2 of Windows, very useful in IRC but should be useful for other protocols also.) +2009-05-15.txt:23:04:21: <zzo38> AnMaster: That's just one of the entries in the list. There are many more, which include parameters and various other things. See (View selected script codes) to see the codes so you can know how the parameters are substituted. Also look at the codes in video-game-names if you want to see how they detect duplicates with that. +2009-05-15.txt:23:04:54: <zzo38> Telnet is good when the server accepts telnet commands but netcat (or netcat interactive) should be use for raw linemode protocols,,,... +2009-05-15.txt:23:07:15: <zzo38> It can generate things twice. Furryscript itself only generates one per call to the program, but the web interface calls it multiple times and therefore might generate duplicates. +2009-05-15.txt:23:17:00: <zzo38> And it's D&D 3.5 edition, in case you didn't know. +2009-05-15.txt:23:19:22: <zzo38> Use GNU netcat if normal netcat doesn't GPL compatible +2009-05-15.txt:23:19:59: <zzo38> OK. Their computers are Ubuntu, does Ubuntu include rlwrap can I just type something like "rlwrap nc zzo38computer.cjb.net 70" and it will work? +2009-05-15.txt:23:20:22: <zzo38> RMS is too impractical, lately, as far as I know. +2009-05-15.txt:23:22:16: <zzo38> If I make up my own Linux distribution then, rlwrap and netcat will be included and a command "nci" (netcat interactive) to run netcat with readline +2009-05-15.txt:23:24:30: <zzo38> I tried to make it optimize but I want to know if it can be improved optimized +2009-05-15.txt:23:25:12: <zzo38> It is into Javascript because of XUL-runner is programmed in Javascript, so when a client-script is being loaded from gopher it has to convert to Javascript. +2009-05-15.txt:23:30:59: <zzo38> And I can't use esotope-bfc because it is Python and I need the optimizer also be written in Javascript. +2009-05-15.txt:23:35:04: <zzo38> Another thing that netcat does in Windows, if you are typing, it won't interrupt what you are typing with the output, it will let you finish typing first. Does readline do that? +2009-05-15.txt:23:37:20: <zzo38> OK if readline just puts output and then repeats the typing line afterward so that you can finish typing, that is even more better than Windows. Now the only thing needed is control-codes display mode and to make your typing a different color than the server's typing and then it is completely good. +2009-05-15.txt:23:41:23: <zzo38> The automatic ping-pong is useful. What would be very useful is a option to enable/disable that option, in case for whatever reason, you want to do it manually. +2009-05-15.txt:23:41:33: <AnMaster> <zzo38> The automatic ping-pong is useful. What would be very useful is a option to enable/disable that option, in case for whatever reason, you want to do it manually. +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.26010 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2011-07-16.txt:00:00:57: -!- itidus20 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-16.txt:03:40:55: <itidus20> zzo, sort of like how stage hypnosis is supposed to work eh. +2011-07-16.txt:03:42:10: <itidus20> i've seen an [obviously staged] video of a guy who hypnotized a woman to think he was invisible and then he would tickle her with a feather and make her look up with confusion +2011-07-16.txt:03:42:20: <itidus20> on youtube +2011-07-16.txt:03:43:00: <itidus20> but i am trying to put such bizzare fetishes behind me. +2011-07-16.txt:03:43:22: <itidus20> it might not have been youtube :-? i forget +2011-07-16.txt:03:44:17: <itidus20> and there is that book whose name i am not sure of which apparently has this word fnord which the citizens have been conditioned to block out +2011-07-16.txt:03:44:32: <itidus20> instilling fear in them because it is present in their texts even though they cannot conciously see it +2011-07-16.txt:03:46:59: <itidus20> as far as I know, the actual experience of such things is a deep form of submission whereby you let someone force you to fake it till you make it +2011-07-16.txt:03:50:05: <itidus20> it was after a girl in a chatroom started actually doing this to me that I knew I had to leave her. +2011-07-16.txt:04:07:58: <itidus20> hmm +2011-07-16.txt:04:08:02: <itidus20> math games.. +2011-07-16.txt:04:08:42: <itidus20> quintopia, single or multiplayer? +2011-07-16.txt:04:10:52: <itidus20> I have a small stash of ebooks which I more or less just hoard and don't investigate, some of which may actually be relevant. +2011-07-16.txt:04:14:25: <itidus20> lewis carroll, raymond smullyan, douglas hofstadter +2011-07-16.txt:04:14:46: <itidus20> i don't know if they entirely reach the topic. +2011-07-16.txt:04:16:16: <itidus20> i am sure john conway is relevant to the topic but i don't have any ebooks that are really related to him +2011-07-16.txt:04:20:39: <itidus20> puzzles are more common than actual games +2011-07-16.txt:04:23:26: <itidus20> depressing wiki comment backs me up "This article is about using mathematics to study the inner-workings of multiplayer games which, on the surface, may not appear mathematical at all. For games that directly involve mathematics in their play, see mathematical puzzle." +2011-07-16.txt:04:25:12: <itidus20> maybe things aren't so bad +2011-07-16.txt:04:25:19: <itidus20> anyway here is the page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_game +2011-07-16.txt:04:30:34: <itidus20> As a wannabe game designer it gives me great pain to think about how the only reason games are possible is due to imperfections in the players. +2011-07-16.txt:04:31:08: <itidus20> relative to perfect play that is +2011-07-16.txt:04:31:37: <itidus20> but thats probably a naive view i hold too often +2011-07-16.txt:04:32:49: <itidus20> That is the cynical depressing view that all gaming is to demonstrate some level of deviation from perfect play higher than the opponent. +2011-07-16.txt:04:33:35: <itidus20> Then again we find that perfect play is a waste of time. +2011-07-16.txt:04:34:02: <itidus20> And yet it helps motivate us to play if we idealize perfect play. +2011-07-16.txt:04:34:18: <itidus20> All of this of course is my cynical views which are probably wrong. +2011-07-16.txt:04:36:17: <itidus20> im full of shit ^_^; +2011-07-16.txt:04:37:39: <itidus20> i analyze things too much +2011-07-16.txt:04:38:03: <itidus20> i can think of arguments against my earlier comments but its all just a pile of crap comments +2011-07-16.txt:04:38:49: <itidus20> humm +2011-07-16.txt:04:39:03: <itidus20> you know what i havent seen much is coop games +2011-07-16.txt:04:39:34: <itidus20> i was talking to this guy once about it +2011-07-16.txt:04:42:26: <itidus20> omg the first result on google is an xkcd page +2011-07-16.txt:04:43:20: <itidus20> http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=16990 +2011-07-16.txt:04:43:42: <itidus20> omg quintopia posted on that page +2011-07-16.txt:04:44:41: <itidus20> yeah, i am skillful googler +2011-07-16.txt:04:47:13: <itidus20> well i searched on: "3 player game" "help or hinder" +2011-07-16.txt:04:47:24: <itidus20> didn't work in bing so i proceeded to google and it did +2011-07-16.txt:04:47:56: <itidus20> yet an MS spokeswoman says "if google didn't exist bing would be good enough" +2011-07-16.txt:04:49:15: <itidus20> yeah good enough for me to use as fertilizer +2011-07-16.txt:04:49:47: <itidus20> 3 player eh +2011-07-16.txt:04:50:00: <itidus20> so.... by having an odd number of players the dynamics become much more complex +2011-07-16.txt:04:52:08: <itidus20> this very sort of topic is what eventually led me to a chatroom for esoteric programming languages +2011-07-16.txt:04:53:14: <itidus20> so this page is like anti-3 player games +2011-07-16.txt:04:53:17: <itidus20> but i am all for it +2011-07-16.txt:04:54:21: <itidus20> ashbash makes the point +2011-07-16.txt:04:54:50: <itidus20> chance is fun. +2011-07-16.txt:04:55:42: <itidus20> oh +2011-07-16.txt:04:55:50: <itidus20> an idea just came to me, +2011-07-16.txt:04:56:48: <itidus20> i am a genius of course.. so ideas often come to me +2011-07-16.txt:04:57:37: <itidus20> ok i am "confident" you have not heard of this game before +2011-07-16.txt:04:58:01: <itidus20> so.. each player has 2 private 8x8 boards +2011-07-16.txt:04:58:17: <itidus20> following with me so far? +2011-07-16.txt:04:58:50: <zzo38> itidus20: OK. So far. But that isn't much. +2011-07-16.txt:04:59:02: <itidus20> they each have a pair of 8x8 boards that only they can see.. thus a total of four 8x8 boards +2011-07-16.txt:04:59:34: <itidus20> they also have a bunch of tiles... lets say 128 tiles just to be safe +2011-07-16.txt:04:59:45: <itidus20> 128 each +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:25: <itidus20> and uh.. 2 more tiles of a second color.. and 2 more tiles of a third color +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:50: <itidus20> so.. color 1) 128 tiles, color 2) 2 tiles, color 3) 2 tiles +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:56: <itidus20> hehe +2011-07-16.txt:05:01:43: <itidus20> ok now.. they begin by placing color 3 tiles on the boards.. 1 on each board +2011-07-16.txt:05:01:59: <itidus20> at location.. x = 4, y = 8 +2011-07-16.txt:05:02:37: <itidus20> now, on one of the boards, they place a color 2 tile somewhere +2011-07-16.txt:05:03:09: <itidus20> so far so good? +2011-07-16.txt:05:03:48: <itidus20> oh.. its allowed anywhere except the first tile position +2011-07-16.txt:05:04:10: <itidus20> for now.. that rule might turn out to need altering +2011-07-16.txt:05:04:52: <itidus20> ok.. next.. you build a maze with the color 1 tiles leading to the color 2 tile +2011-07-16.txt:05:05:14: <itidus20> from the color 3 tile to the color 2 tile +2011-07-16.txt:05:06:50: <itidus20> diagonal moves are not possible, but the maze has to be a solid object in the way that a tetris piece is a solid object +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:00: <itidus20> uhh sort of +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:07: <itidus20> maybe it can have gaps +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:14: <itidus20> but uhhh +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:17: <itidus20> hummm blah +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:21: <itidus20> yeah anyway moving along +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:32: <itidus20> well im not sure.. this part is tricky to formalize in words +2011-07-16.txt:05:08:11: <itidus20> so anyway... what happens is.. in any order.. doesn't matter.. each turn.. both players are told which directions have walls +2011-07-16.txt:05:08:21: <itidus20> so it might be like "east and west have walls" +2011-07-16.txt:05:08:51: <quintopia> itidus20: the easiest way to say what i think you are trying to say is "no 2x2 region can contain no color 1 tiles" +2011-07-16.txt:05:09:08: <itidus20> and then the player tells the other player which direction he makes his move +2011-07-16.txt:05:09:33: <itidus20> and both players update their boards.. and its a race to reach the end of the maze +2011-07-16.txt:05:10:04: <itidus20> yup +2011-07-16.txt:05:10:14: <itidus20> its not a bad idea right? +2011-07-16.txt:05:12:21: <itidus20> oh i am empty of ideas now. just had to spill that one +2011-07-16.txt:05:15:48: <itidus20> it is by jumping into such random convos that such ideas come to me +2011-07-16.txt:05:15:51: <itidus20> i never get them on my own +2011-07-16.txt:05:17:04: <itidus20> zzo, yeah i like to consider every possible use of the chessboard other than to play chess :-? +2011-07-16.txt:05:18:37: <zzo38> itidus20: Yes you can make other games using the same or similar board. Some game similar to chess includes Xiangqi, Shogi, played with their own board, but it is still like chess, you still take turn moving 1 piece each, you attack opponent's king and can win, etc. +2011-07-16.txt:05:18:48: <itidus20> i actually created a wild image with my wacom tablet the other day to show my desire to stretch the game of chess +2011-07-16.txt:05:22:11: <itidus20> I liked the chess variant shown on the big bang theory +2011-07-16.txt:05:22:53: <itidus20> http://oi55.tinypic.com/15n2fro.jpg +2011-07-16.txt:05:24:34: <itidus20> damn +2011-07-16.txt:05:26:01: <itidus20> i dont like chess because i have no clue how to play.. and that being the best is ridiculously difficult +2011-07-16.txt:05:26:37: <itidus20> and a game like chess to me is the perfect thing to exploit into other games +2011-07-16.txt:05:29:09: <itidus20> the maze thing is probably not as good in practice as it sounds. +2011-07-16.txt:05:29:33: <zzo38> itidus20: I believe you. +2011-07-16.txt:05:29:51: <itidus20> but the idea is fun +2011-07-16.txt:05:32:10: <itidus20> you're right... its basically battleships except reduced down to 1 small ship +2011-07-16.txt:05:33:23: <itidus20> no i don't. +2011-07-16.txt:05:33:42: <quintopia> itidus20: i am getting another idea for a maze game +2011-07-16.txt:05:35:57: <itidus20> quintopia: I once had an idea about generating a maze by dice rolls +2011-07-16.txt:05:36:57: <quintopia> itidus20: i want to make a cross between pacman and fox-and-geese, where the geese player is the only one who knows the maze and the positions of everything. +2011-07-16.txt:05:38:01: <itidus20> zzo, i am fascinated by some dragonball z emulated roms based on card games +2011-07-16.txt:05:38:22: <itidus20> ah fox and geese.. i have a book around with a lot of games described +2011-07-16.txt:05:39:20: <itidus20> theres 1 special book about chess history which i have been unable to locate on the internet +2011-07-16.txt:05:40:18: <itidus20> ill check my browser history +2011-07-16.txt:05:41:13: <itidus20> A History Of Chess by some H.J.R. Murray +2011-07-16.txt:05:42:43: <NihilistDandy> itidus20: Surprisingly, I can't find it either. I thought I had a near comprehensive set of books on chess. +2011-07-16.txt:05:42:54: <itidus20> its very special that one +2011-07-16.txt:05:43:01: <itidus20> will be hard to find +2011-07-16.txt:05:43:52: <itidus20> I learned about it when I started to want to know about the very origins of chess +2011-07-16.txt:05:47:27: <itidus20> theres something so compelling about chess.. but yet for me there is a certain boredom that i imagine with it +2011-07-16.txt:05:49:52: <zzo38> itidus20: I think I have also played some kind of card game Dragonball Z on NES, although I am unsure of the rule. Each card two numbers, one above is dots tell you how many times to move, the one below I am not sure what it means. +2011-07-16.txt:05:50:20: <itidus20> zzo38: yeah.. thats exactly the kind of game i mean. they're fun to watch +2011-07-16.txt:05:50:36: <itidus20> i have no clue what goes on though +2011-07-16.txt:05:52:48: <itidus20> oh well i think theres some translations anyway +2011-07-16.txt:05:52:56: <itidus20> but even still i would have no idea +2011-07-16.txt:05:54:27: <itidus20> so, zzo, did you learn much about chess variants? +2011-07-16.txt:05:55:22: <itidus20> i actually basically independantly discovered the theory of chess variants +2011-07-16.txt:05:55:45: <itidus20> and, at the end i googled it and found out with dismay that what i had discovered was nothing new at all +2011-07-16.txt:05:56:56: <itidus20> perhaps theory is the wrong word.. but i will explain +2011-07-16.txt:05:56:59: <zzo38> itidus20: http://chessvariants.org/ +2011-07-16.txt:05:57:27: <itidus20> oh, well, by discovering it myself i had insight into exactly what chess variants are. +2011-07-16.txt:05:58:07: <itidus20> they are taking the properties of the individual pieces and forming an abstract class which you might call "chesspiece" +2011-07-16.txt:05:58:21: <itidus20> and.. deriving from that class.. new pieces +2011-07-16.txt:05:58:42: <itidus20> this general process is exceedingly powerful +2011-07-16.txt:06:04:55: <itidus20> so naturally most chess moves resolve into vectors. either specific lengths or unlimited +2011-07-16.txt:06:05:40: <itidus20> now .. this creates a problem if you imagine a chessboard of say 1000x1000 ... do you still want some pieces crossing it in one go -- that is -- are unlimited movement vectors implied on boards > 8x8 +2011-07-16.txt:06:05:57: <itidus20> its all very fun for a rainy day +2011-07-16.txt:06:07:40: <itidus20> of course one way around that would be to divide the board up into districts +2011-07-16.txt:06:07:54: <itidus20> where a piece has to stop at the edge +2011-07-16.txt:06:08:00: <itidus20> sort of +2011-07-16.txt:06:10:37: <itidus20> the trouble starts when you start trying to abstract moves like en passant and castling +2011-07-16.txt:06:11:10: <itidus20> then it feels like a scripting language would be useful +2011-07-16.txt:06:11:21: <itidus20> in the definition of the pieces +2011-07-16.txt:06:14:48: <itidus20> back +2011-07-16.txt:06:14:57: <itidus20> dandy: variant pieces +2011-07-16.txt:06:15:12: <itidus20> well, i don't know. perhaps the conversation has multi-threaded too +2011-07-16.txt:06:15:22: <itidus20> which is nice +2011-07-16.txt:06:16:57: <itidus20> So I decided when I was thinking about chess variants that the minimal conditions I would find acceptable is a system which could describe all the rules of chess +2011-07-16.txt:06:17:27: <itidus20> including castling and pawns moving 2 spaces on their first go, and queening, and en passant etc +2011-07-16.txt:06:18:46: <itidus20> I did try for a little while. I think as I became aware of the existence of professionals who had already done a lot of it, I lost interest. +2011-07-16.txt:06:18:52: <itidus20> both :D +2011-07-16.txt:06:19:45: <itidus20> I had plans on making a program to do it but it started to make me sweat so by then i had thrown in towel +2011-07-16.txt:06:20:29: <itidus20> I didn't have any exciting ideas anyway +2011-07-16.txt:06:20:49: <itidus20> I simply realized that chesspieces could be highly generalized. +2011-07-16.txt:06:21:48: <itidus20> Also, there is the draw I feel towards making a realtime chess +2011-07-16.txt:06:22:00: <itidus20> I have seen a youtube video of kungfu chess. +2011-07-16.txt:06:25:51: <itidus20> I feel a small joy reading "I would rather take the real-time chess concept as far as it can go." +2011-07-16.txt:06:26:52: <itidus20> but yeah.. sumo volleyball sounds like the kind of nonsense I would be looking to create +2011-07-16.txt:06:31:38: <itidus20> well, i decided to define a boolean named virgin for whether or not a piece has moved yet :D +2011-07-16.txt:06:33:08: <itidus20> i also abstracted the role of the king into an idea of like a squad leader +2011-07-16.txt:06:35:08: <itidus20> so uh.. you could have a chess army consisting of multiple squads.. +2011-07-16.txt:06:35:15: <itidus20> and if you take down the leader, the whole squad falls +2011-07-16.txt:06:35:58: <itidus20> yeah, i am full of ideas on this kind of thing.. it provides me some kind of perverse pleasure +2011-07-16.txt:06:39:06: <itidus20> YChat works. +2011-07-16.txt:06:39:11: <itidus20> I dunno how it compares +2011-07-16.txt:06:40:13: <itidus20> hmm.. seems they are related +2011-07-16.txt:06:40:41: <itidus20> looking on the about box one of the devs of this ychat has an email address silverex@silverex.org +2011-07-16.txt:06:41:18: <Sgeo_> itidus20, so basically, you're using Silverex, which just puts YChat as the name of the program +2011-07-16.txt:06:41:33: <itidus20> im using some version of it +2011-07-16.txt:06:41:40: <itidus20> i dont know +2011-07-16.txt:06:42:05: <itidus20> its listed as: X Chat 2 in the start menu +2011-07-16.txt:06:42:46: <itidus20> weird +2011-07-16.txt:08:12:22: <itidus20> whats QI? +2011-07-16.txt:08:12:41: <itidus20> is it IQ backwards? +2011-07-16.txt:08:13:06: <itidus20> ah yes +2011-07-16.txt:08:14:14: <itidus20> "last night" +2011-07-16.txt:08:14:16: <itidus20> hehehehe +2011-07-16.txt:08:15:17: <itidus20> I doubt that there is a QI esolang though. +2011-07-16.txt:08:15:51: <itidus20> although.. much to my surprise, a term i thought up "hashashins weed" has already been used +2011-07-16.txt:12:18:45: -!- itidus20 has quit (*.net *.split). +2011-07-16.txt:12:19:58: -!- itidus20 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-16.txt:18:35:15: <itidus20> yay darkest hours are always the most thrilling +2011-07-16.txt:18:46:30: <itidus20> hagb4rd, is your point that the first 3d shooters are more awesome than the ones which followed? +2011-07-16.txt:18:48:47: <itidus20> hagb4rd: I have become aware in my thoughts that software developers tend to take credit for improvements caused by hardware +2011-07-16.txt:18:49:58: <itidus20> hagb4rd: are you happy with 6fps? im a little confused where you actually stand on this +2011-07-16.txt:18:51:09: <itidus20> i am amazed atari had a fps +2011-07-16.txt:19:07:03: <itidus20> hagb4rd: I am glad you showed these fps videos. Anyway I think that the fps genre is losing creativity. +2011-07-16.txt:19:19:19: <itidus20> hag: I had some ideas about planets in 2d. +2011-07-16.txt:19:19:56: <itidus20> The first idea I had is that if you walk far enough to the left or right in 2d you can come up on the other side +2011-07-16.txt:19:20:12: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus20, ... +2011-07-16.txt:19:20:51: <oklofok> itidus20: you mean you came up with the idea of somehow making R^2 into a torus? +2011-07-16.txt:19:21:33: <itidus20> i am happy to admit i am full of crap and can laugh at myself about it +2011-07-16.txt:19:22:19: <itidus20> oklofok: when I was thinking about it what I really wanted to achieve is to do it without a sense of cheating the player +2011-07-16.txt:19:23:45: <itidus20> R^2 is already over my head, but I can still carry on +2011-07-16.txt:19:24:58: <itidus20> i have wiki at my side +2011-07-16.txt:19:25:52: <itidus20> but so this wasn't entirely enough for me. there was more. i wanted to allow the player to "dig through the planet" +2011-07-16.txt:19:26:33: <itidus20> humm i will make a quick paint pic +2011-07-16.txt:19:30:01: <itidus20> http://oi51.tinypic.com/nl4u1v.jpg +2011-07-16.txt:19:30:45: <itidus20> in this pic you can sort of see the idea of "digging" through but the first problem arises. it looks very odd if the player does not turn his head around as he falls +2011-07-16.txt:19:31:36: <itidus20> so i had this idea that the center of the planet could be another torus , to borrow your word +2011-07-16.txt:19:32:06: <itidus20> no wait, maybe that wasn't the idea +2011-07-16.txt:19:32:34: <itidus20> anyway.. i thought.. when you reach the center of the planet while falling through, you should reach a dark screen where your path follows a U shape +2011-07-16.txt:19:32:53: <itidus20> and you start falling upwards without actually turning upside down +2011-07-16.txt:19:34:03: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus20, suggest you read http://everything2.com/title/Using+Asteroids+to+explain+the+topological+classification+of+2-manifolds +2011-07-16.txt:19:34:22: <itidus20> ok +2011-07-16.txt:19:37:32: <itidus20> (still reading the article, even while I type this) my more general theorum is that in practice the earth looks flat. It never actually looks like a sphere to anyone standing on it. So it should never have to look round in a video game. +2011-07-16.txt:19:38:21: <oerjan> itidus20: what about on mountains near the ocean? +2011-07-16.txt:19:38:27: <Sgeo> itidus20, what if someon finds a way to lift off into seep space in the game? +2011-07-16.txt:19:38:54: <itidus20> ya ur rite +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:01: <itidus20> but.. +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:04: <oklofok> itidus20: you want a surface like that of earth's, but infinitely deep? +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:10: <itidus20> maybe its possible to do both +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:49: <itidus20> well first I imagined a giant circle. and I thought, how big does the circle have to be so that it looks flat +2011-07-16.txt:19:40:14: <Sgeo> itidus20, it wouldn't be an absolute size, but a size relative to the observer +2011-07-16.txt:19:40:33: <Phantom_Hoover> <itidus20> (still reading the article, even while I type this) my more general theorum is that in practice the earth looks flat. It never actually looks like a sphere to anyone standing on it. So it should never have to look round in a video game. +2011-07-16.txt:19:42:05: <itidus20> oklofok, well i decided that as you reach the center you reach a black background and your sprite follows a U path and when it goes up again it is falling upwards to some other point. so i guess that is infinite depth. +2011-07-16.txt:19:42:32: <oklofok> itidus20: i think it's better to prevent reaching the middle altogether +2011-07-16.txt:19:44:00: <itidus20> I am full of crap. I am a whole magnitude below mathematically. ^_^ +2011-07-16.txt:19:44:11: <itidus20> But I think up things from left field. +2011-07-16.txt:19:45:39: <itidus20> So I was trying to squiash all this into a tile based side scroller (as an idea) which cannot rotate. +2011-07-16.txt:19:50:18: <itidus20> ok i guess theres room for compromise +2011-07-16.txt:19:51:15: <itidus20> so what do you do.. make the character change size? :D :D +2011-07-16.txt:19:51:53: <itidus20> perhaps as he falls deeper he scales up +2011-07-16.txt:19:52:31: <itidus20> like a map projection, when a man goes to iceland +2011-07-16.txt:19:52:36: <itidus20> his body probably grows larger +2011-07-16.txt:19:52:56: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus20, what +2011-07-16.txt:19:53:12: <itidus20> yeah. greenland/iceland is gigantic on most map projections +2011-07-16.txt:19:53:29: <oklofok> "<itidus20> perhaps as he falls deeper he scales up" well more like gets smaller +2011-07-16.txt:19:53:51: <itidus20> phantom, it has occured to me that the missing link could be that the character could actually change size to make it all work +2011-07-16.txt:19:54:04: <itidus20> thanks to listening to this conversation +2011-07-16.txt:19:55:00: <itidus20> ok hagb4rd: like suppose uh.. Zelda.. was played on a typical map projection. +2011-07-16.txt:19:55:19: <itidus20> now when he is standing on iceland his body will be stretched :D +2011-07-16.txt:19:56:17: <oklofok> itidus20: i was thinking maybe you could have a metric such that on every level of depth inside earth, you have a surface with the same circumference as earth, but you have infinitely many concentric balls "on top" of each other +2011-07-16.txt:19:57:08: <itidus20> oklofok, i really did actually commit some of this to paper months ago.. but i am clueless on topology +2011-07-16.txt:19:57:24: <itidus20> so now it comes to life +2011-07-16.txt:19:58:42: <itidus20> oklofok: well the deeper paradox of falling through earth is that your up vector has to change at some point +2011-07-16.txt:19:58:56: <oerjan> Phantom_Hoover: oh i see itidus20 was already bringing up similar ideas. btw this reminds me of a valerian comic... +2011-07-16.txt:19:59:04: <oklofok> itidus20: unless you just fall infinitely? +2011-07-16.txt:19:59:15: <itidus20> so I decided let him fall in U shape +2011-07-16.txt:20:00:36: <itidus20> because if i didnt say let him fall in a U shape then either the map flips upside down or the character flips upside down and it would look awkward +2011-07-16.txt:20:00:55: <itidus20> something would have to flip +2011-07-16.txt:20:01:09: <itidus20> i also realize that you couldn't actually fall through.. gravity would pin you in the center +2011-07-16.txt:20:01:57: <itidus20> the idea of falling through is really just to ensure that the planet is real +2011-07-16.txt:20:02:37: <itidus20> anyone who quotes that evil man behind general semantics who says the map is not the territory is to be slain >:) +2011-07-16.txt:20:03:08: <Phantom_Hoover> <itidus20> i also realize that you couldn't actually fall through.. gravity would pin you in the center +2011-07-16.txt:20:04:27: <itidus20> phantom, so uhh.. i don't think any player has any actual reason to dig in a planet. but i think that the idea forces the game to cope with that possibility +2011-07-16.txt:20:04:52: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus20, the gravity at a planet's core is 0. +2011-07-16.txt:20:05:06: <itidus20> ahh +2011-07-16.txt:20:05:28: <itidus20> does it decrease as you approach the center? +2011-07-16.txt:20:05:45: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus20, yes. +2011-07-16.txt:20:06:10: <oerjan> itidus20: basically for a perfectly spherical body, the gravity at a point inside is given by only the part of the body that is further inside from you +2011-07-16.txt:20:06:49: <itidus20> on a related idea. i had this idea of a game of life sort of thing which makes connected clusters of dots have a mass and hence a gravity and to affect each other +2011-07-16.txt:20:07:26: <oklofok> "<itidus20> on a related idea. i had this idea of a game of life sort of thing which makes connected clusters of dots have a mass and hence a gravity and to affect each other" <<< can i steal this idea and try to do something cool with it next week? +2011-07-16.txt:20:08:08: <itidus20> all of my ideas are free to do whatever you like with as long as i get to use them myself +2011-07-16.txt:20:08:14: <itidus20> lol +2011-07-16.txt:20:08:43: <itidus20> as in, i don't want to get cut off from my own ideas +2011-07-16.txt:20:09:25: <itidus20> so a tetris piece would have a mass of 4 +2011-07-16.txt:20:10:06: <itidus20> but if 2 tetris pieces bumped together, they would become one object with a mass of 8 +2011-07-16.txt:20:11:01: <itidus20> for me, diagonal connections in CA's (i love the acronyms you guy use so casually) is good enough to share mass +2011-07-16.txt:20:12:09: <oklofok> itidus20: as i love telling people, i get payed to play with ca all day so acronymizing it gets pretty casual +2011-07-16.txt:20:12:44: <itidus20> oklofok: ok heres another idea i had (i was on a roll that day) +2011-07-16.txt:20:13:12: <itidus20> a chess game CA where the piece type is determined by the pieces around it +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:00: <itidus20> well it would be just a CA... but the pieces would exist as uhh +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:03: <oklofok> itidus20: huh? +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:13: <itidus20> the pieces would be implied by the rules of the CA I guess.. +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:41: <itidus20> so say you had a cell on its own.. that could be a pawn +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:47: <itidus20> as an example +2011-07-16.txt:20:15:13: <oklofok> itidus20: chess pieces are not really mathematically interesting +2011-07-16.txt:20:15:19: <itidus20> i actually drew up some ideas of possible rules for which pieces are which +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:05: <itidus20> oh.. well.. ok.. so you start with a regular game of life +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:12: <itidus20> and.. in between turns +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:25: <itidus20> generations? +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:56: <itidus20> ok lets say its not quite game of life.. lets say you have 2 teams .. so trinary state +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:08: <itidus20> because its chess +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:21: <itidus20> or uhh +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:24: <itidus20> uhhhmmm +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:34: <itidus20> i never really thought about it that way +2011-07-16.txt:20:18:19: <itidus20> well.. you would have a dead cell, a black cell, and a white cell +2011-07-16.txt:20:19:20: <itidus20> so at the end of a generation the player can select 1 cell.. whose type is determined by the cells around it +2011-07-16.txt:20:19:35: <itidus20> and move it +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:01: <itidus20> and in all likelihood it is now a new kind of piece having moved +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:24: <itidus20> and lets say you can capture an enemy cell by moving onto it +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:49: <itidus20> i try +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:51: <itidus20> hehe +2011-07-16.txt:20:21:32: <itidus20> i was discussing that very question in here last night about how far can a chesspiece move +2011-07-16.txt:20:22:10: <itidus20> ok finite ca +2011-07-16.txt:20:22:46: <itidus20> so the actual pieces are represented as rules of neighborhoods +2011-07-16.txt:20:23:17: <itidus20> and the fun of the design is determining which neighborhoods map to which pieces +2011-07-16.txt:20:23:49: <itidus20> I came up with a set but I never did anything with this idea +2011-07-16.txt:20:26:28: <itidus20> The idea could also be extended into fairy chess. +2011-07-16.txt:20:28:13: <itidus20> sorry taneb +2011-07-16.txt:20:28:23: <itidus20> i will join your convo +2011-07-16.txt:20:38:10: <itidus20> working on CAs it must be tough to resist the topic i came up with. +2011-07-16.txt:20:40:18: <itidus20> so, on looking at reduceron page, I feel my ineptitude. what's the best language to learn functional programming concepts? +2011-07-16.txt:20:41:30: <itidus20> thanks +2011-07-16.txt:20:41:53: <itidus20> i have tried reading up on lambda calc once but i never quite got it +2011-07-16.txt:20:42:12: <itidus20> ^ http://byob.berkeley.edu/ +2011-07-16.txt:20:42:30: <itidus20> oh nice it's visual programming +2011-07-16.txt:20:42:59: <itidus20> I won't fuck the room again by my ideas about visual programming. +2011-07-16.txt:20:43:07: <itidus20> ill just quiet down +2011-07-16.txt:20:44:10: <itidus20> because if you think my ideas about torus worlds, gravity CAs, chess CAs make a mess. then visual programming is just as bad +2011-07-16.txt:20:44:48: <itidus20> i'll save it for another day +2011-07-16.txt:20:49:14: <itidus20> I smash them together like a particle collider +2011-07-16.txt:20:49:52: <itidus20> =)) +2011-07-16.txt:20:50:29: <itidus20> Basically I see things as existing in academic space and entertainment space. +2011-07-16.txt:20:51:14: <itidus20> I take inspiration from people like lewis carroll +2011-07-16.txt:20:51:52: <itidus20> hmm... +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.26068 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,56 @@ +30) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +131) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +141) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +169) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +196) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +202) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +205) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +208) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +209) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +238) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +257) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +263) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +266) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +269) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +272) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +285) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +286) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +299) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +305) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +314) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +331) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +352) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +353) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +365) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +368) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +395) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +403) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +454) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +456) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +468) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +496) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +498) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +500) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +532) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +602) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +641) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +642) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +694) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +697) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +699) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +713) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +714) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... +718) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +728) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +773) <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time +800) <zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you +830) <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once +832) <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform? <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term> <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know. +835) <zzo38> (Some astrologers say all horoscopes that include objects other than the Sun are 3D, but they don't know what 3D means, that is why they are astrologers.) +841) <zzo38> Sleep on the ceiling next Sunday. +846) <zzo38> Do you think " `addquote [with no context] < zzo38> Do you think psychology is worse, or not?" is worse, or not? +851) <zzo38> But I still sign by my pens and use extra dots and shapes and so on so that I can claim I was threatened to sign it and put those dots there to warn you, or whatever +853) <zzo38> There is no rule in poker that says you have to try hard to win. +854) <zzo38> Yes you are correct you must be mad or you wouldn't have come here. No escape either, sorry. +858) <zzo38> Because, if it is all wrong, then I should fix it please +860) <oklopol> zzo38: i only like games whose names start with "mine"
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.26175 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +#!/bin/sh +topic=$(echo "$1" | tr A-Z a-z) +[ -e "wisdom/$topic" ] || { echo "$1? ¯\(°_o)/¯"; exit 1; } +cat "wisdom/$topic" +
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.26214 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,708 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <GKennethR-L> :d <(I can lick my nose!) +13) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +14) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +15) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +16) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +17) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +18) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. +19) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +20) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +21) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +22) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +23) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +24) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +25) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +26) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +27) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +28) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +29) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +30) <kaelis> so, he.. uh <kaelis> basically probed me with a weasel. +31) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +32) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +33) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +34) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +35) <augur> augur: pretty true. +36) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +37) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +38) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +39) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +40) <Dylan> kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? +41) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +42) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +43) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +44) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +45) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +46) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +47) <fizzie> The thing is just to exist +48) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +49) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +50) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +51) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +52) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +53) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +54) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +55) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +56) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +57) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +58) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +59) <apollo> What is there to talk about besides gay slang? +60) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +61) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +62) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +63) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +64) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +65) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +66) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +67) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +68) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +69) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +70) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +71) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +72) <fax> im the worst person in the world +73) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +74) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +75) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +76) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +77) <Madelon> I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 <Madelon> not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> +78) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +79) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +80) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +81) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +82) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! +83) <Warrigal> What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? <apollo> Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +84) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +85) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +86) <xan> if you watch jaws backwards it's a movie about a giant shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach +87) <Eeyore> I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +88) <coppro> hmm... does anyone know a nonsense game designed for the mentally handicapped involving yelling +89) <Sgeo> I'd imagine that it already has, and no one noticed +90) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +91) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +92) <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. +93) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +94) <Warrigal> I cannot eat meat that isn't flat. +95) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +96) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +97) <Ami> Discrimination fields ACTIVATE. +98) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +99) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +100) <virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +101) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +102) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +103) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +104) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +105) <Aftran> Clearly we should be like Mumbai and get of vehicle dors. <Warrigal> Get of vehicle dors? <Warrigal> I think Aftran had a French phrase there. <Firenze> Les vehicles d'or +106) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +107) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +108) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +109) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +110) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +111) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +112) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +113) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +114) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +115) <Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +116) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +117) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> +118) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +119) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +120) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +121) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +122) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +123) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +124) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +125) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +126) <alise> use "grep --crazy" +127) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| +128) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +129) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +130) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +131) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +132) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +133) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +134) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +135) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +136) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +137) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +138) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +139) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +140) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +141) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +142) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +143) <Aftran> I have a feeling iPods still beat me. +144) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +145) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +146) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +147) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +148) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +149) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +150) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +151) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +152) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +153) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +154) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +155) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +156) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +157) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +158) <calamari> anmaster gonna give him a birthday bj? <AnMaster> IF ONLY I COULD FIND MY PHONE +159) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +160) <Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related. +161) <cheater99> you don't have an urethra, you're a girl. +162) <cheater99> incest is best +163) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +164) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +165) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +166) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +167) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +168) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +169) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +170) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +171) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +172) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +173) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +174) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +175) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +176) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +177) <ais523> it was too difficult +178) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +179) <ais523> you should be eating corpses more +180) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +181) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +182) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +183) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +184) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right +185) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +186) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +187) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +188) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +189) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +190) <pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +191) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +192) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +193) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +194) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) +195) <Vorpal> pikhq, Okinawan? Wtf is that +196) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +197) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +198) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +199) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +200) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +201) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +202) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +203) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +204) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +205) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +206) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +207) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +208) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +209) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +210) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +211) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +212) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +213) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +214) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +215) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +216) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +217) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +218) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +219) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +220) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +221) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +222) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +223) <Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead +224) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +225) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +226) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +227) <elliott> [...] ALWAYS OPEN TO TRYING NEW THINGS. +228) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +229) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +230) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +231) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +232) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +233) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +234) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +235) <elliott> ONLY GOOD QUOTES PLEASE! AND NO FAKE ONES EITHER! +236) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +237) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +238) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +239) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +240) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +241) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +242) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +243) <pikhq> oklofok: I don't watch House, no. <pikhq> oklofok: I prefer knowing how medicine actually works. +244) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +245) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +246) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +247) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +248) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +249) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +250) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +251) <elliott> nobody link to goatse <Phantom_Hoover_> elliott, that is an awesome MC idea. +252) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +253) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +254) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +255) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +256) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +257) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +258) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +259) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +260) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +261) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +262) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +263) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +264) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +265) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +266) <elliott> Vorpal: I'M NOT CLEVER OKAY +267) <ais523> yay CDE +268) <elliott> in retrospect that wasn't even necessary, as communal readings of the Funge-98 spec do just a good job of getting rid of trolls +269) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +270) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +271) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +272) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +273) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +274) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +275) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +276) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +277) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +278) * quintopia sits on gregor +279) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +280) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +281) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +282) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +283) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +284) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +285) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +286) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +287) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +288) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +289) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +290) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now! +291) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +292) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +293) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +294) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +295) <elliott_> The context is Gracenotes releasing an illegal copy of a film about monster cock dildos. +296) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +297) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +298) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +299) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +300) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +301) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +302) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +303) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +304) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +305) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +306) <zzo38> Some people is atheist and some agnostic, and some more religious people. Even some scientists are religious, which is OK, but you still have to remember, assuming God exists is not how you are supposed to do science! +307) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +308) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +309) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +310) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +311) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +312) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +313) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +314) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +315) <ais523> anyway, no CSS editing for me right now, I fear I'd get sucked into a holy war [...] <ais523> I also fear it might end up breaking one of the Graue Regulations <ais523> which are rules that you get into serious trouble for breaking, that nobody knows what they are until someone breaks them +316) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +317) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +318) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +319) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +320) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +321) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +322) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +323) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +324) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +325) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +326) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +327) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +328) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +329) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +330) <anekant> what does coffee do to biological neural networks <JRowe> what tiger blood does for charlie sheen +331) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +332) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +333) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +334) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +335) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +336) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +337) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +338) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +339) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +340) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +341) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +342) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +343) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +344) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +345) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +346) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +347) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +348) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +349) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +350) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +351) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +352) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +353) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +354) <oklopol> i'm really sleep +355) <Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +356) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +357) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +358) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +359) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +360) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +361) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +362) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +363) <zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +364) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +365) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +366) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +367) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +368) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +369) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +370) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +371) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +372) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +373) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +374) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +375) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +376) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +377) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +378) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +379) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +380) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME +381) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +382) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +383) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +384) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +385) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +386) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +387) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +388) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +389) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +390) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +391) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +392) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +393) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +394) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +395) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +396) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +397) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +398) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +399) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +400) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +401) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +402) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +403) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +404) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +405) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +406) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +407) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +408) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +409) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +410) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +411) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +412) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +413) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +414) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +415) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +416) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +417) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +418) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +419) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +420) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +421) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +422) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +423) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +424) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +425) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +426) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +427) <Phantom_Hoover> https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/pam/+bug/790538 <Phantom_Hoover> APT GUY STRIKES AGAIN <Gregor> APT GUUUUUUUY NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA APT GUUUUUUUUUUUUUY +428) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +429) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +430) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +431) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +432) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +433) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +434) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +435) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +436) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +437) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +438) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +439) <oklopol> half the time the time travel model is one where a consistent universe essentially seems impossible if it supports any nontrivial agent-like behavior (because certainly one agent will want to destroy it using a retarded paradox), the other half seems to actually assume an implicit extra time axis and moving in time is still moving forward on this axis, you are just given a copy of past contents of the world. +440) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +441) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +442) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +443) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +444) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +445) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +446) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +447) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +448) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +449) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +450) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +451) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +452) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +453) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +454) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +455) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +456) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +457) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +458) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +459) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +460) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +461) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +462) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +463) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +464) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +465) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right! +466) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +467) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +468) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +469) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +470) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +471) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +472) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +473) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +474) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +475) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +476) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +477) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +478) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +479) <oklopol> btw i saw my first prostitute about a week ago +480) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +481) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +482) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +483) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +484) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +485) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +486) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +487) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +488) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +489) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +490) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +491) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +492) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +493) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +494) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +495) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +496) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +497) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +498) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +499) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +500) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +501) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +502) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +503) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +504) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +505) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +506) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +507) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +508) <fizzie> Taneb: See, it's Obama's fault the guy's apartment is now worth less than their mortgage and something something something that translates to not being able to look for a proper fix. <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +509) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +510) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +511) <Sgeo> Fuck clay its only purpose is ecoration +512) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +513) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +514) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +515) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +516) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +517) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +518) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +519) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +520) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +521) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +522) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +523) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +524) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +525) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +526) <Taos> _ <Taos> | |__ _ _ ___ <Taos> | '_ \| | | |/ _ \ <Taos> | |_) | |_| | __/ <Taos> |_.__/ \__, |\___| +527) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +528) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +529) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +530) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +531) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +532) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +533) <elliott_> its UNEBARBEL +534) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +535) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +536) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +537) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +538) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +539) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +540) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +541) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +542) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +543) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +544) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +545) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +546) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +547) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +548) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +549) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +550) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +551) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +552) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +553) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +554) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +555) <elliott> "Okay, got i-" "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. SCROLL FOR ME, CHILD." +556) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +557) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +558) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +559) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +560) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +561) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +562) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +563) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +564) <itidus20> what i mean by afk is <itidus20> i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +565) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +566) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +567) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +568) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +569) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +570) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +571) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +572) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +573) <itidus20> toasters tend to get hot every time they're used +574) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +575) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +576) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +577) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +578) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +579) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +580) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +581) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +582) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +583) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +584) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +585) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +586) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +587) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +588) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +589) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +590) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +591) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +592) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +593) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +594) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +595) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +596) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +597) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +598) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +599) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +600) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +601) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +602) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +603) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +604) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +605) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +606) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +607) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +608) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +609) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +610) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +611) <elliott> OK so firstly you should eliminate electrons. +612) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +613) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +614) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +615) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +616) <Gregor> Electrons are so fragile X-D +617) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +618) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +619) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +620) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +621) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +622) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +623) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +624) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +625) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +626) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +627) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +628) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +629) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +630) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +631) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +632) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +633) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +634) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +635) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +636) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +637) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +638) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +639) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +640) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +641) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +642) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +643) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +644) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +645) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +646) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +647) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +648) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +649) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +650) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +651) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +652) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +653) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +654) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +655) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +656) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +657) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +658) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +659) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +660) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +661) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +662) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +663) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +664) <itidus21> :D :D oh man.. i wonder if they ever made chess variants based off of animes +665) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +666) <myndzi> lol :( +667) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +668) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +669) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +670) <elliott> `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive +671) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr +672) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +673) <ais523> it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +674) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +675) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +676) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +677) <monqy> i agree with elliott +678) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +679) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +680) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +681) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +682) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +683) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +684) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +685) <fizzie> Vorpal: "still it's a flower in the sense that it's more experienced the nanny" +686) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +687) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +688) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +689) <olsner> I think stealing is more appropriate +690) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +691) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +692) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +693) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +694) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +695) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +696) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +697) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +698) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +699) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +700) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +701) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +702) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +703) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +704) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +705) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +706) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +707) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +708) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.26331 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,147 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl +use strict; use warnings; +use v5.10; +use open qw( :encoding(UTF-8) :std); +use Storable 'retrieve'; +use List::Util 'sum'; +use Getopt::Long qw(:config gnu_getopt); +BEGIN { + eval { + require Math::Random::MT::Perl; Math::Random::MT::Perl->import('rand'); + }; +# warn "Optional module Math::Random::MT::Perl not found.\n" if $@; +} + +#constants +my @options = qw(eng-1M eng-all eng-fiction eng-gb eng-us french german hebrew russian spanish irish german-medical bulgarian catalan swedish brazilian canadian-english-insane manx italian ogerman portuguese polish gaelic finnish); +my $n = 4; +my $default_opt = "--eng-1M"; +(my $default_dataset = $default_opt) =~ s/(^|-+)([^-])/\u$2/g; + +#help info +my $help_text = <<END +Usage: words [-dhNo] [DATASETS...] [NUMBER_OF_WORDS] + +valid datasets: --@{[join ' --', @options]} +default: $default_opt + +options: + -h, --help this help text + -d, --debug debugging output + -N, --dont-normalize don't normalize frequencies when combining + multiple Markov models; this has the effect + of making larger datasets more influential + -o, --target-offset change the target length offset used in the + word generation algorithm; use negative integers + for best results +END +; + +#data from loaded files +my @loaded_data; + +#data after normalizing and combining datasets +my $grams; +my $freqs; + +#some command line options +my $debug_mode; +my $target_offset = -4; #needs testing; +my $dont_normalize; + +sub pick(%) { + my ($f) = @_; + my @c = keys %$f; + my @w = map { $f->{$_} } @c; + my $r = rand(sum(@w)); + for(0..$#c) { + return $c[$_] if $r < $w[$_]; + $r -= $w[$_]; + } + print "end of pick loop reached. returned $c[$#w]\n" if $debug_mode; + return $c[$#w]; +} + +sub get_gram { + my ($key) = @_; + ##Lazily interpolate the gram table on the fly + ##then cache the results + unless (defined $grams->{$key}) { + for(@loaded_data) { + my $data = $_->[0]; + my $g = $data->{$key} or next; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$g); + while( my ($c, $v) = each %$g ) { + $grams->{$key}->{$c} += $v/$sum; + } + } + } + return $grams->{$key}; +} + +sub generate { + my $target = pick($freqs) + $target_offset; + my $word = ' ' x ($n-1); + my $c; + do { + my $len = (length $word) - ($n-1); + my %ftable = %{get_gram substr($word, -$n+1, $n-1)}; + ($ftable{' '} //= 0) *= 2**($len-$target); + $c = pick \%ftable; + $word .= $c; + } while $c ne ' '; + $word =~ s/\s//g; + $word = "$word (L-T: @{[length($word) - $target]})" if $debug_mode; + return $word; +} + +sub load_dataset { + my ($mod) = @_; + push @loaded_data, retrieve ("share/WordData/$mod") or die "Unable to load $mod"; +} + +sub main { + ##Option handling + @ARGV = split /\s+/, $ARGV[0] if @ARGV == 1; + my $help_mode; + GetOptions ( + 'd|debug' => \$debug_mode, + 'h|help' => \$help_mode, + 'N|dont-normalize' => \$dont_normalize, + 'o|target-offset=s' => \$target_offset, + map { + my $mod=$_; + $mod =~ s/(^|-)(.)/\u$2/g; + $_, sub { load_dataset $mod }; + } @options + ) or exit 1; + return print $help_text if $help_mode; + + ##Use the default dataset if no others were specified + load_dataset $default_dataset unless @loaded_data; + ##In the case of 1 dataset, skip normalization by copying everything + ##into the tables + if (@loaded_data == 1) { + ($grams, $freqs) = @{$loaded_data[0]}; + } + ##Otherwise, normalize and combine the length histograms. + ##The gram tables will be normalized lazily as needed (see: get_gram) + else { + for (@loaded_data) { + my $fdata = $_->[1]; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$fdata); + while ( my ($len, $f) = each %$fdata ) { + $freqs->{$len} += $f/$sum; + } + } + } + + ##Run word generator and print results + local $, = ' '; + print map {generate} 1..int($ARGV[0]||1); + print "\n"; + return 0; +} + +exit main unless caller; +1;
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.26379 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,37 @@ +435) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +457) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +458) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +459) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +461) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +462) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +489) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +498) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +499) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +500) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +501) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +502) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +503) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +510) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +518) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +554) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +562) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +572) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +573) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +600) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +684) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +687) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +694) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +741) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +754) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples +765) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." +797) <itidus21> ais523: thats very zen really <ais523> no, it's more or less the opposite of zen +804) <fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h +825) <itidus21> you are like the linux torvalds of quiz engines +828) <itidus21> . o O ( (watches on from a distance) I just can't think that abstractly... or I don't want to. I'm more, there are 2 trains heading in opposite directions: what year were they built? How many windows do they have? Is anyone train surfing on them? Is Ringo Starr narrating this problem? ) [...] <itidus21> Do they serve french toast in the dining carriage? +831) <itidus21> i have a simple view of reality that goes something like this.. once your sufficiently well tied up.. it doesn't make a difference if your enemy has a knife or a gun.. you're equally screwed +832) <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform? <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term> <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know. +844) <itidus21> ubuntu is the solaris of the cola world +845) <itidus21> elliott___: we have been calling a book new for 2000 years and it took einstein to figure out relativity +848) <itidus21> world peace is for fascists +855) <itidus21> i think in general it's against nature for an animal to be a boat +863) <itidus21> and all this time I thought we were talking about postmodern analysis of junk mail delivery methods and simulations of elephant breeding patterns
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.26644 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,77 @@ +2006-05-28.txt:19:22:22: <jix> that's the way that gödel used to prove that every axiomatic system that is powerfull enough (i think this is the wrong term) is either incomplete OR has a contradiction... +2006-09-17.txt:16:16:41: <kipple_> according to the wikipedia " mathematical axiomatic systems with the property -1 × -1 = -1 have been derived" . I wonder what they would look like... +2007-01-10.txt:23:08:36: <CakeProphet> what's a costum enviornment... and how does it change the axiomatic grand law of python's print statement? +2007-01-18.txt:02:06:00: <CakeProphet> and maybe "traits"... for simple axiomatic shit. +2007-03-22.txt:23:25:38: <bsmntbombdood> because axiomatic systems are equivalent to turing machines, and humans can derive results not possible from axiomatic systesm +2007-03-23.txt:00:33:46: <RodgerTheGreat> I don't think humans function in a non-axiomatic way, we're just orders of magnitude more complex than any AI ever constructed +2007-03-23.txt:00:43:32: <lament> humans function in a non-axiomatic way, unless you consider the laws of physics to be axioms. +2007-03-23.txt:01:39:36: <RodgerTheGreat> I don't see anything particularly problematic with saying that humans are axiomatic machines- we're complicated enough to make reliable modeling difficult, but it doesn't make us magical. +2007-11-17.txt:03:27:11: <pikhq> (hmm. . . Axiomatic system that allows for f(x)=x^2 and f'(x)=x^2? Tempting.) +2008-06-24.txt:00:27:07: <lament> by using a simple axiomatic foundation +2008-06-24.txt:00:27:37: <Slereah> But, what if we find a way to express auto-referential statements within that axiomatic base! +2008-10-08.txt:16:43:08: <oklocod> those are clearly axiomatic opinions +2008-10-08.txt:16:44:00: <oklocod> which is what i mean by an axiomatic opinion +2009-03-28.txt:17:21:32: <oklowob> AnMaster: it's an axiomatic need +2009-04-27.txt:21:50:48: <fizzie> You might take a more axiomatic view instead of a constructivistic one. At least when it comes to relative amounts of emphasis on things. +2009-05-30.txt:05:40:23: <pikhq> Alphabetic arithmetic is a bit of a unique axiomatic system. +2009-07-06.txt:01:23:03: <pikhq> I wonder what sort of screwy axiomatic system he's using, and how much LSD was involved. +2009-07-21.txt:01:25:57: <ehird> FLOTSAM, JETSAM AND THE AXIOMATIC SYSTEM +2009-08-08.txt:23:33:46: <ehird> taking everything you said as axiomatic, because I can't be arsed to argue: then we run everything under ring 0 +2009-08-09.txt:18:48:12: <ehird> if you take it as axiomatic that bad things happen to people because they deserve it, the republican platform makes perfect sense +2009-08-09.txt:18:49:03: <ehird> and as we all know, the bible is axiomatic because it says so! +2009-08-09.txt:18:49:08: <pikhq> There's very few things that are axiomatic in the Bible. ;) +2009-08-21.txt:00:40:44: <kwertii> pikhq: axiomatic knowledge is by definition faith-based +2009-08-21.txt:00:44:00: <pikhq> Math is not at all internally consistent. It has been proven impossible for any nontrivial axiomatic system to be consistent. ;) +2009-10-19.txt:22:41:51: <oklopol> we had values and variables, are sentences another axiomatic sorta set of things we have +2010-01-18.txt:02:59:17: <ehird> "And then, Jesus did this thing! AXIOMATICALLY!" +2010-01-18.txt:03:52:58: <ehird> what are the axiomatic desires +2010-02-07.txt:00:26:20: <ehird> axiomatic :: a; axiomatic = error "Axioms are unquestionable" +2010-02-07.txt:00:26:39: <ehird> excludedMiddle = axiomatic +2010-02-20.txt:18:18:01: <alise> except you can make non-axiomatic foo/bar pairs with it +2010-02-20.txt:18:18:09: <alise> so clearly we need some way to determine whether something is axiomatic :P +2010-02-20.txt:18:18:37: <alise> Axiom : *; Axiom = { prop : *, axiomatic : isAxiomatic prop } +2010-02-20.txt:22:17:10: <alise> i don't think that's axiomatic though +2010-02-20.txt:22:17:44: <AnMaster> I took it axiomatic rather +2010-03-02.txt:18:35:50: <pikhq> Hey, "nullity" can be defined in an axiomatic system. +2010-03-02.txt:22:04:54: <alise> I think it's safe to just assume that for anything even remotely in this vicinity, "AnMaster doesn't get it" is pretty axiomatic +2010-03-07.txt:16:14:41: <alise_> of course i'd have the definition of the 'in' relation be axiomatic but even that doesn't work :) +2010-03-07.txt:22:40:20: <alise_> In my system I was going to have mu be axiomatic to solve this, like the Epigram people. +2010-03-27.txt:23:44:40: <pikhq> Erm. Could not within the axiomatic system, wasn't it? +2010-03-28.txt:00:34:34: <pikhq> alise: Is'nt the law of the excluded middle about statements that can be derived from the axiomatic system in question? +2010-03-28.txt:00:52:01: <pikhq> alise: Fine. I shall start using a form of limited law of excluded middle. "Any proposition which can be reasoned about in an axiomatic system must be either true or false in that axiomatic system." +2010-05-15.txt:16:56:01: <alise> Anyway, seriously, adding axiomatic >c travellers to Life. +2010-05-15.txt:17:04:04: <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Axiomatically. +2010-05-15.txt:17:29:38: <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so how do we define speed axiomatically? +2010-06-01.txt:17:04:12: <Phantom_Hoover> Also, is logic an axiomatic system? +2010-06-25.txt:17:27:48: <CakeProphet> are sets an axiomatic notion in the philosophy of mathematics? +2010-07-29.txt:22:43:49: <pikhq> AnMaster: Maybe in the retard axiomatic system. +2010-08-29.txt:02:55:32: <Gregor> It is axiomatic that well-encrypted text is indistinguishable from Lojban. +2010-09-05.txt:04:05:47: <Sgeo> Is there an uncountable infinite discreet space? A countably infinite continuous space? Or are these axiomatically tied in, or is there a theorem? +2010-10-02.txt:04:18:37: <alise> oerjan: I created your being; post hoc ergo propter hoc axiomatic, fallacies embedded into the velvet that defines you, it; machinery whirrs and purrs and ASCII saucepans confers. +2010-10-13.txt:20:40:37: <oerjan> Axiomatic Axolotl +2010-10-20.txt:17:36:11: <elliott> usually the libc would be considered axiomatic there... +2010-10-21.txt:16:29:06: <Vorpal> wtf is this encoding: ./share/libc/__fc_string_axiomatic.h: Non-ISO extended-ASCII C program text +2010-11-11.txt:00:35:41: <pikhq> elliott: No, I'm just asking why it was chosen as an axiom in the ZFC axiomatic system. I know that it's a god-damned axiom. +2010-11-11.txt:00:37:51: <elliott> pikhq: If only the Bible contained an axiomatic system -- a good proportion of the population wouldn't have to argue :P +2010-11-11.txt:00:38:06: <elliott> (extra points for demonstration of the bible's inconsistency in that axiomatic system) +2010-11-11.txt:00:38:26: <Sgeo> The Bible's axiomatic system is complete! +2010-11-11.txt:00:39:04: <elliott> pikhq: Infinite points for proving that the axiomatic system is inconsistent and thus contradicting the Bible's infallibility. +2010-12-10.txt:22:32:54: <Phantom_Hoover> zzo38, well, saying "not in nonstandard analysis" is like saying "2+2 /= 4 in Z_4"; it's an axiomatic thing. +2011-01-04.txt:15:28:10: <elliott> j-invariant: either he considers the stdlib axiomatic, or he thinks that people run around with different incompatible stdlibs. well ok you do but nobody else does :) +2011-01-26.txt:14:53:46: <j-invariant> (Where Th is an axiomatic theory) +2011-01-26.txt:16:56:12: <j-invariant> Th being the axiomatic theory S is provable in +2011-01-26.txt:16:59:40: <coppro> (note that the completeness<->satisfiable equivalence, in an axiomatic logic system, follows from the principle of explosion and one other statement that I need to dig out of my notes) +2011-03-09.txt:15:21:52: <coppro> because relations are properties that have to be taken, fundamentally, as axiomatic +2011-03-09.txt:15:23:15: <oklopol> if we define the set {(0, 1)}, then 0 and 1 are axiomatically in a relation +2011-03-09.txt:15:27:46: <oklopol> i've always taken sets as axiomatic +2011-04-19.txt:17:17:29: <enki-[quit]> they are clearly capable of formulating a proof, and working one out. but, they have taken it as axiomatic that the earth is flat and then continue on from there, discarding results that don't confirm their axioms +2011-04-21.txt:18:16:18: <crystal-cola> yeah anti-axiomatics is kind of a cool view +2011-05-31.txt:06:55:43: <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq_, ah, but you're using AXIOMATICS which you DON'T UNDERSTAND. +2011-05-31.txt:07:05:56: <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, because when confronted with the reasons he was wrong he dismissed them as BASELESS AXIOMATICS WHICH MOST MATHEMATICS NEITHER UNDERSTAND NOR USE +2011-06-09.txt:22:22:24: <elliott> In your estimation, is there a logically consistent axiomatic system in which there are a group of statements which comprise a complete description of how our universe operates? +2011-06-09.txt:22:24:57: <elliott> ais523: And you still affirm your answer to my question about axiomatic systems, yes? +2011-06-09.txt:22:50:31: <CakeProphet> I believe that any set of non-trivial axiomatic laws for the universe will be inconsistent or unable to prove its own completeness. Thus, while we can certainly make pretty good approximations of how the universe works, I don't think we can ever be certain that we have discovered everything that can be known about it. This doesn't disprove that a complete system might exist, but it makes unlikely that we'll ever know wha +2011-07-26.txt:04:07:46: <oerjan> and true & false applies to _models_, not axiomatic theories. +2011-07-26.txt:04:21:55: <pikhq_> Much like scientific theories, one can only disprove the consistency of an axiomatic system. +2011-07-31.txt:06:34:38: <evincar> Presumably those things which can only be defined in terms of themselves are axiomatic. +2011-12-05.txt:21:17:57: <elliott> `pastelogs axiomatic
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.26714 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2008-04-26.txt:04:15:49: -!- evincarofautumn has joined #esoteric. +2008-04-26.txt:04:19:09: <evincarofautumn> Hey there. +2008-04-26.txt:04:19:46: <evincarofautumn> Fairly dead, then, eh? +2008-04-26.txt:04:20:00: <evincarofautumn> To be expected. +2008-04-26.txt:04:20:49: <evincarofautumn> Hm. +2008-04-26.txt:04:21:04: <evincarofautumn> Well, it's been a while for me, so I figured I'd get back in the swing, you know? +2008-04-26.txt:04:21:32: <evincarofautumn> Last time I implemented an esolang was... +2008-04-26.txt:04:21:37: <evincarofautumn> maybe a few years ago. +2008-04-26.txt:04:21:51: <evincarofautumn> Sho' you right. +2008-04-26.txt:04:22:10: <evincarofautumn> Ha. +2008-04-26.txt:04:22:14: <evincarofautumn> Happens to the best of us. +2008-04-26.txt:04:24:00: <evincarofautumn> Heh. I'm a senior right now. +2008-04-26.txt:04:24:17: <evincarofautumn> It's a damn shame the way school gets in the way of learning sometimes. +2008-04-26.txt:04:24:39: <evincarofautumn> So. +2008-04-26.txt:04:24:41: <evincarofautumn> Esolangs. +2008-04-26.txt:04:24:56: <evincarofautumn> I have an idea formulating. +2008-04-26.txt:04:25:41: <evincarofautumn> Let's see... it's 2d. There's an execution pointer as a vector offset into the space. Some standard-issue commands, whatever. +2008-04-26.txt:04:25:48: <evincarofautumn> But. +2008-04-26.txt:04:25:58: <evincarofautumn> Execution can be branched. +2008-04-26.txt:04:26:21: <evincarofautumn> You can have multiple execution pointers running at once. +2008-04-26.txt:04:26:27: <evincarofautumn> They're guaranteed to run concurrently. +2008-04-26.txt:04:26:36: <evincarofautumn> If they crash together, they unify into one thread. +2008-04-26.txt:04:27:01: <evincarofautumn> Hm. +2008-04-26.txt:04:27:03: <evincarofautumn> Oh, man. +2008-04-26.txt:04:27:05: <evincarofautumn> Best idea ever. +2008-04-26.txt:04:27:10: <evincarofautumn> Attractors. +2008-04-26.txt:04:27:25: <evincarofautumn> There are attractors, toward which a thread moves. +2008-04-26.txt:04:27:38: <evincarofautumn> The attractor can be moved when the thread reaches a certain position. +2008-04-26.txt:04:27:43: <evincarofautumn> There's your event-handling code, right there. +2008-04-26.txt:04:28:02: <evincarofautumn> I think maybe one attractor for each thread? +2008-04-26.txt:04:28:24: <evincarofautumn> And moving two attractors to the same position guarantees that the threads will crash and unify. +2008-04-26.txt:04:28:37: <evincarofautumn> I'm on a roll! +2008-04-26.txt:04:28:52: <evincarofautumn> But to think of syntax... +2008-04-26.txt:04:28:54: <evincarofautumn> Um. +2008-04-26.txt:04:28:56: <evincarofautumn> Help. +2008-04-26.txt:04:29:05: <evincarofautumn> Ack! +2008-04-26.txt:04:29:08: <evincarofautumn> Help! +2008-04-26.txt:04:29:13: <evincarofautumn> Yeah... +2008-04-26.txt:04:29:23: <evincarofautumn> Wait, what am I saying. +2008-04-26.txt:04:29:30: <evincarofautumn> Basic instruction set before syntax. +2008-04-26.txt:04:29:38: <evincarofautumn> (It _has_ been a while) +2008-04-26.txt:04:30:21: <evincarofautumn> Um. Well, we can assume one thread that starts at (0, 0), attracted to the bottom right of the program. +2008-04-26.txt:04:30:48: <evincarofautumn> Should vertical and horizontal movement be independent? +2008-04-26.txt:04:30:55: <evincarofautumn> Otherwise you'd have the problem of rounding. +2008-04-26.txt:04:35:47: <evincarofautumn> Well, whatever. This one kind of crapped out on me. +2008-04-26.txt:04:35:53: <evincarofautumn> I'll sleep on it later. +2008-04-26.txt:05:11:03: <evincarofautumn> Hello. +2008-04-26.txt:05:11:23: <evincarofautumn> Too late, must sleep. +2008-04-26.txt:05:11:29: <evincarofautumn> I'm outta here. +2008-04-26.txt:05:11:31: -!- evincarofautumn has quit ("ChatZilla 0.9.81 [Firefox 2.0.0.14/2008040413]"). +2008-04-26.txt:23:47:54: -!- evincarofautumn has joined #esoteric. +2008-04-26.txt:23:48:24: <oklopol> evincarofautumn: i hate you! (but don't worry, it's not real hate) +2008-04-26.txt:23:48:25: <evincarofautumn> Hello all. +2008-04-26.txt:23:48:31: <evincarofautumn> Dang. +2008-04-26.txt:23:48:40: <evincarofautumn> Best. Greeting. Ever. +2008-04-26.txt:23:48:43: <evincarofautumn> Ha! +2008-04-26.txt:23:48:45: <evincarofautumn> No way. +2008-04-26.txt:23:48:50: <evincarofautumn> I've already started a spec. +2008-04-26.txt:23:49:01: <evincarofautumn> And I'm doing a reference interpreter in-- +2008-04-26.txt:23:49:03: <evincarofautumn> get this +2008-04-26.txt:23:49:07: <evincarofautumn> --QuickBASIC. +2008-04-26.txt:23:49:09: <evincarofautumn> Yes sir. +2008-04-26.txt:23:49:14: <evincarofautumn> I feel like abusing myself. +2008-04-26.txt:23:49:18: <evincarofautumn> And others, matter of fact. +2008-04-26.txt:23:49:30: <ehird> evincarofautumn: Wow -- you split sentences up MORE THAN ME! +2008-04-26.txt:23:50:06: <evincarofautumn> ehird--We make eso langs. We should have eso speech. +2008-04-26.txt:23:50:34: <ehird> evincarofautumn: I quite like the Queen's English, thanks. +2008-04-26.txt:23:51:58: <evincarofautumn> Conlangs are great. +2008-04-26.txt:23:52:09: <evincarofautumn> I was working on an ideographic system for English recently. +2008-04-26.txt:23:52:14: <evincarofautumn> Worst idea ever, I might add. +2008-04-26.txt:23:52:18: <evincarofautumn> It's just not built for it. +2008-04-26.txt:23:54:10: <evincarofautumn> each character represents an idea, carrying with it one or more pronunciations. +2008-04-26.txt:23:54:15: <evincarofautumn> Like...japanese kanji. +2008-04-26.txt:23:54:30: <evincarofautumn> oklopol--Oh, it just increments the x and y each execution frame. +2008-04-26.txt:23:55:01: <evincarofautumn> ...Or decrements, as the case may be. +2008-04-26.txt:23:56:03: <evincarofautumn> Um...no? +2008-04-26.txt:23:56:29: <evincarofautumn> x and y movement are independent... +2008-04-26.txt:23:57:16: <evincarofautumn> if attractor-x > thread-x then thread-x++ +2008-04-26.txt:23:57:21: <evincarofautumn> That kind of thing. +2008-04-26.txt:23:57:21: <evincarofautumn> Yessir. +2008-04-26.txt:23:58:11: <evincarofautumn> Yep. When a turtle walks over a command character, it executes it. +2008-04-27.txt:00:04:37: <evincarofautumn> No, I get it. +2008-04-27.txt:00:04:52: <evincarofautumn> The x and y are both changed each frame. +2008-04-27.txt:00:05:11: <evincarofautumn> So it would go (0, 0), (1, 1), (2, 2), ... (5, 6), (5, 7), (5, 8) +2008-04-27.txt:00:05:14: <evincarofautumn> etc. +2008-04-27.txt:00:09:45: <evincarofautumn> Yes, I was just misunderstanding you. +2008-04-27.txt:00:09:48: <evincarofautumn> Heh. +2008-04-27.txt:00:10:49: <evincarofautumn> Just a moment, please. I'm reviewing some college stuff. ^_^ +2008-04-27.txt:00:13:35: <ehird> evincarofautumn: there's something wrong with your eyes and mouth +2008-04-27.txt:00:17:39: <evincarofautumn> Pseudo-so. +2008-04-27.txt:00:17:45: <evincarofautumn> I'm distracted. +2008-04-27.txt:00:17:47: <evincarofautumn> Just a moment. +2008-04-27.txt:00:26:47: <evincarofautumn> Okay. +2008-04-27.txt:00:26:51: <evincarofautumn> Let's do this, yo. +2008-04-27.txt:00:27:06: <evincarofautumn> And yes, my eyes and mouth have become suspiciously Japanese all o' sudden. +2008-04-27.txt:00:27:14: <evincarofautumn> Anyhow. +2008-04-27.txt:00:27:15: <evincarofautumn> Commands! +2008-04-27.txt:00:28:28: <evincarofautumn> Each thread has only one associated attractor. I think I may not have made that clear. +2008-04-27.txt:00:28:57: <evincarofautumn> So I'm thinking something along the lines of... +2008-04-27.txt:00:29:17: <evincarofautumn> increase attractor jump size, jump attractor up/down/left/right, +2008-04-27.txt:00:30:22: <evincarofautumn> fork thread (forking creates a new attractor for the new thread at the opposite position on the graph) +2008-04-27.txt:00:30:45: <evincarofautumn> ? +2008-04-27.txt:00:31:33: <evincarofautumn> I don't quite follow... +2008-04-27.txt:00:32:01: <evincarofautumn> Yes... +2008-04-27.txt:00:32:12: <evincarofautumn> I'm getting there. +2008-04-27.txt:00:32:45: <evincarofautumn> No, toroidal, with the initial size determined by the maximum line width of the source / number of lines of source. +2008-04-27.txt:00:33:52: <evincarofautumn> Yeah. But unlimited in terms of what the programmer can request. +2008-04-27.txt:00:33:58: <evincarofautumn> Program space is data space. +2008-04-27.txt:00:34:15: <evincarofautumn> I was thinking of having a stack for inter-thread communication. +2008-04-27.txt:00:34:26: <evincarofautumn> Nah. That makes it too easy. +2008-04-27.txt:00:36:20: <evincarofautumn> The limit _is_ arbitrary. It's programmer-defined. +2008-04-27.txt:00:37:58: <evincarofautumn> But then you can't have it wrap around. +2008-04-27.txt:00:38:06: <ehird> evincarofautumn: yes you can +2008-04-27.txt:00:38:10: <evincarofautumn> I like the idea of tangly loopy crazy thread interaction. +2008-04-27.txt:00:38:39: <oklopol> evincarofautumn: have n dimensions, where m of them wrap +2008-04-27.txt:00:41:21: <evincarofautumn> Hm. I like my graph quantized. +2008-04-27.txt:00:41:43: <evincarofautumn> I like 2 dimensions, 2 wrapping. Then it's standard-issue fungery. +2008-04-27.txt:00:42:15: <evincarofautumn> Argh. +2008-04-27.txt:00:42:20: <evincarofautumn> I really don't get how that's useful. +2008-04-27.txt:00:43:32: <evincarofautumn> Yeah, but I want the finite restriction to be a mark of the program's elegance, of how tiny it can be made to work. +2008-04-27.txt:00:44:15: <evincarofautumn> If you can get a hello world or a cat working in 2 lines of 5 chars instead of 25 lines of 80, then there's something to be said for the beauty of your code. +2008-04-27.txt:00:44:43: <evincarofautumn> Besides, we haven't even talked about how this is supposed to be a threaded language. +2008-04-27.txt:00:45:20: <revcompgeek> evincarofautumn said that he doesn't get how that is useful and i was saying that it wasn't supposed to be useful +2008-04-27.txt:00:45:20: <oklopol> evincarofautumn: don't be like that, if it can trivially be extended to infinity, please do it, if it can't, it's probably not interesting. +2008-04-27.txt:00:45:38: <evincarofautumn> Hm. +2008-04-27.txt:00:45:41: <evincarofautumn> Well. +2008-04-27.txt:00:46:38: <evincarofautumn> I suppose you could dynamically alter execution *speed* instead of direction, and repeat blocks of code by having unbounded memory to which you copy previously executed code. +2008-04-27.txt:00:46:39: <oklopol> evincarofautumn: i'm just saying... why not have it infinite, unless you have something like pointer size to stop ya +2008-04-27.txt:00:47:12: <evincarofautumn> Why not have it finite, when it begins to demand more elegant coding practices? +2008-04-27.txt:00:47:27: <evincarofautumn> The rate at which the instruction pointer moves through space. +2008-04-27.txt:00:47:41: <evincarofautumn> Then we're not in funges so much. +2008-04-27.txt:00:48:15: <evincarofautumn> Well, you could have a position vector coupled with velocity and acceleration, and model the thread's journey through space using gravity. +2008-04-27.txt:00:48:29: <evincarofautumn> You could have missiles fired from a home base (say (0, 0)) +2008-04-27.txt:00:48:42: <evincarofautumn> And they must reach planets to execute instructions. +2008-04-27.txt:00:48:46: <evincarofautumn> Whatever. +2008-04-27.txt:00:50:15: <evincarofautumn> It could, if you're working with reals. It could just as easily go (0, 0), (2, 2), (4, 4), (5, 5), etc. +2008-04-27.txt:00:50:25: <evincarofautumn> (5, 6) I mean. +2008-04-27.txt:00:50:44: <evincarofautumn> I think this isn't really in the spirit of my original concept. +2008-04-27.txt:00:50:54: <evincarofautumn> Which somebody called forkfunge. +2008-04-27.txt:00:51:00: <evincarofautumn> I want to keep that feeling. +2008-04-27.txt:00:52:30: <evincarofautumn> Kind of. +2008-04-27.txt:00:52:52: <evincarofautumn> The only numbers you get are your location vector and the data pointed to by your parent's location vector. +2008-04-27.txt:00:53:05: <evincarofautumn> Plus I/O and stack. +2008-04-27.txt:00:53:18: <evincarofautumn> Stack is just for IPC. +2008-04-27.txt:00:54:14: <evincarofautumn> I think we're starting to come together on this. +2008-04-27.txt:00:54:36: <evincarofautumn> I like the devilish idea of attractors. +2008-04-27.txt:00:54:42: <evincarofautumn> Then you can't control how you get somewhere. +2008-04-27.txt:00:54:49: <evincarofautumn> You only control where you're going. +2008-04-27.txt:00:54:56: <evincarofautumn> ...in a manner of speaking. +2008-04-27.txt:00:55:09: <evincarofautumn> It's not as intuitive as setting a direction, anyway. +2008-04-27.txt:00:57:17: <evincarofautumn> Bingo, revcompgeek. +2008-04-27.txt:00:58:03: <evincarofautumn> You know, this idea doesn't seem hard enough, come to think of. +2008-04-27.txt:00:58:28: <evincarofautumn> s/of/of it/ +2008-04-27.txt:00:59:08: <evincarofautumn> What time zone are you? +2008-04-27.txt:00:59:31: <evincarofautumn> Ah. +2008-04-27.txt:00:59:39: <evincarofautumn> I'm -5. +2008-04-27.txt:01:00:28: <evincarofautumn> Okay. +2008-04-27.txt:01:00:30: <evincarofautumn> Later. +2008-04-27.txt:01:01:29: <evincarofautumn> Looking it up right now. +2008-04-27.txt:01:03:01: <evincarofautumn> Can't find it... +2008-04-27.txt:01:04:27: <evincarofautumn> Dang. Should have looked on the wiki. +2008-04-27.txt:01:04:32: <evincarofautumn> :P +2008-04-27.txt:01:07:26: <evincarofautumn> Okay. +2008-04-27.txt:01:07:34: <evincarofautumn> It's interesting. +2008-04-27.txt:01:08:03: <evincarofautumn> http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ +2008-04-27.txt:01:13:29: <evincarofautumn> Hm. +2008-04-27.txt:01:14:49: <evincarofautumn> Like I said, it's interesting. +2008-04-27.txt:01:14:55: <evincarofautumn> I tend to prefer more obfuscated things. +2008-04-27.txt:01:15:29: <evincarofautumn> This seems more...high-level specialisation in lieu of outright obfuscation. +2008-04-27.txt:01:16:57: <evincarofautumn> I think that's a fine goal. +2008-04-27.txt:01:17:05: <evincarofautumn> And it certainly is obfuscated to some extent. +2008-04-27.txt:01:17:07: <evincarofautumn> Yeah. +2008-04-27.txt:01:17:22: <evincarofautumn> I like the way your cat looks. +2008-04-27.txt:01:17:46: <evincarofautumn> It's almost understandable... +2008-04-27.txt:01:17:51: <evincarofautumn> I like that, actually. +2008-04-27.txt:01:18:13: <evincarofautumn> I think you should be able to figure out how a language works but have a hard time using it nonetheless. +2008-04-27.txt:01:18:22: <evincarofautumn> esolang, of course. +2008-04-27.txt:01:18:31: <evincarofautumn> Heh, I know the feeling. +2008-04-27.txt:01:19:00: <evincarofautumn> The closest I ever came was something called "symbol", which I never released. +2008-04-27.txt:01:19:19: <evincarofautumn> Yuck in a really cool way, though. +2008-04-27.txt:01:19:54: <evincarofautumn> None has written anything useful in it by hand. +2008-04-27.txt:01:20:17: <evincarofautumn> No human, anyway. +2008-04-27.txt:01:20:21: <evincarofautumn> Heh. +2008-04-27.txt:01:20:25: <evincarofautumn> Nice. +2008-04-27.txt:01:20:30: <evincarofautumn> What functionality? +2008-04-27.txt:01:21:08: <evincarofautumn> What features does your library include? +2008-04-27.txt:01:21:38: <evincarofautumn> 500: Project AID does not exist. +2008-04-27.txt:01:22:38: <ehird> <evincarofautumn> None has written anything useful in it by hand. +2008-04-27.txt:01:23:07: <evincarofautumn> ehird:Has the news broken and I missed it? +2008-04-27.txt:01:23:09: <evincarofautumn> Crap! +2008-04-27.txt:01:23:14: <ehird> evincarofautumn: It was ages ago! +2008-04-27.txt:01:23:18: <evincarofautumn> Crap! +2008-04-27.txt:01:23:22: <evincarofautumn> Oh. +2008-04-27.txt:01:23:24: <evincarofautumn> Of course. +2008-04-27.txt:01:24:06: <ehird> evincarofautumn: Also - http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/Malbolge_programming +2008-04-27.txt:01:24:41: <ehird> evincarofautumn: There's also a real-loop 99bob in Malbolge. +2008-04-27.txt:01:25:07: <evincarofautumn> I've seen that one. +2008-04-27.txt:01:25:17: <evincarofautumn> Nearly crapped my pants. +2008-04-27.txt:01:25:35: <evincarofautumn> Most loops like to terminate like crazy. +2008-04-27.txt:01:27:15: <evincarofautumn> Odd. +2008-04-27.txt:01:27:21: <evincarofautumn> Has it been proven tc? +2008-04-27.txt:01:28:54: <evincarofautumn> Nice. +2008-04-27.txt:01:29:11: <evincarofautumn> I was just about to say, I'd like a symbol for the commonly-used loops. +2008-04-27.txt:01:29:28: <evincarofautumn> Maybe you could eliminate for? +2008-04-27.txt:01:29:34: <evincarofautumn> That's just me. +2008-04-27.txt:01:29:36: <evincarofautumn> I never like for loops. +2008-04-27.txt:01:30:10: <evincarofautumn> It is kind of cute, sitting there all alone, surrounded by line noise... +2008-04-27.txt:01:33:53: <revcompgeek> or evincarofautumn +2008-04-27.txt:01:34:07: <evincarofautumn> Ha. +2008-04-27.txt:01:34:19: <evincarofautumn> I have no opinion, I guess. +2008-04-27.txt:01:34:26: <evincarofautumn> Or a neutral opinion. +2008-04-27.txt:01:36:44: <evincarofautumn> Maybe you could offer both, if you can't decide. +2008-04-27.txt:01:38:15: <evincarofautumn> Call them "Traditional" and "Simplified" after Chinese. +2008-04-27.txt:01:38:34: <evincarofautumn> Then write a converter in the language ^_^ +2008-04-27.txt:01:40:47: <evincarofautumn> Yes! +2008-04-27.txt:01:40:50: <evincarofautumn> Yes yes yes! +2008-04-27.txt:01:40:59: <evincarofautumn> Beautiful! +2008-04-27.txt:01:42:40: <evincarofautumn> And since the syntax is punctuation-based, you can inline it as much as you want, making it look like normal text. +2008-04-27.txt:01:42:47: <evincarofautumn> Steganography right there. +2008-04-27.txt:01:42:59: <evincarofautumn> Heh. +2008-04-27.txt:01:46:45: <evincarofautumn> Oh wow. I just found one of my old eso specs. +2008-04-27.txt:01:48:06: <evincarofautumn> You get...sponges. Sponges are like variables, but they can absorb an unlimited number of values, string or integer, and you don't know which stored value you'll receive when you 'squeeze' it. +2008-04-27.txt:01:48:14: <evincarofautumn> Nice. +2008-04-27.txt:01:48:40: <evincarofautumn> Apart from that, math operations are fairly deterministic...provided you only use single-valued sponges. +2008-04-27.txt:01:50:02: <evincarofautumn> Sponge Spongey +2008-04-27.txt:01:50:04: <evincarofautumn> Spongey Absorb Hello World +2008-04-27.txt:01:50:05: <evincarofautumn> Squeeze Spongey +2008-04-27.txt:01:50:07: <evincarofautumn> Squish Spongey +2008-04-27.txt:01:50:08: <evincarofautumn> Splat +2008-04-27.txt:01:53:10: <evincarofautumn> That's nice. +2008-04-27.txt:01:53:19: <evincarofautumn> Then they stick out like they're not supposed to be there. +2008-04-27.txt:01:53:30: <evincarofautumn> Plus you can include any non-} character. +2008-04-27.txt:01:54:08: <evincarofautumn> ihope: squeeze outputs a value of a sponge, apparently, and squish undefines it. +2008-04-27.txt:01:54:50: <evincarofautumn> Well, you don't _have_to obfuscate. +2008-04-27.txt:01:54:53: <evincarofautumn> It's just fun. +2008-04-27.txt:01:58:31: <evincarofautumn> Why no? +2008-04-27.txt:01:58:44: <evincarofautumn> What else do you use {} to do if they were comment chars before? +2008-04-27.txt:01:58:58: <evincarofautumn> Or are you looking to be able to include uppercase characters in comments. +2008-04-27.txt:01:59:11: <evincarofautumn> s/\./\?/ +2008-04-27.txt:02:08:19: <evincarofautumn> Barglemash. +2008-04-27.txt:02:08:25: <evincarofautumn> Oh, wait. +2008-04-27.txt:02:08:27: <evincarofautumn> You said talk. +2008-04-27.txt:02:08:31: <evincarofautumn> Hello. +2008-04-27.txt:02:09:04: <evincarofautumn> I have some bad memories of that I have to deal with. +2008-04-27.txt:02:09:08: <evincarofautumn> It happened a few lines ago. +2008-04-27.txt:02:09:12: <evincarofautumn> I don't want to talk about it. +2008-04-27.txt:02:09:16: <evincarofautumn> ^_^ +2008-04-27.txt:02:13:24: <evincarofautumn> No. +2008-04-27.txt:02:13:29: <evincarofautumn> Well, maybe. +2008-04-27.txt:02:13:40: <evincarofautumn> I didn't even ask, and got crazy suggestions. +2008-04-27.txt:02:14:08: <evincarofautumn> Which, like yours, were unfitting with my original idea. +2008-04-27.txt:02:14:15: <evincarofautumn> You have to forgive people for being eager. +2008-04-27.txt:02:15:09: <evincarofautumn> Heh. +2008-04-27.txt:02:15:21: <evincarofautumn> There are LISP programmers out there who would kill you for saying that. +2008-04-27.txt:02:16:05: <evincarofautumn> Sho' you right. +2008-04-27.txt:02:19:27: <evincarofautumn> Bah. +2008-04-27.txt:02:19:43: <evincarofautumn> I just got into writing a new one of my own. +2008-04-27.txt:02:20:39: <evincarofautumn> All right. +2008-04-27.txt:02:21:02: <evincarofautumn> Limited number of variables, unlimited stack. +2008-04-27.txt:02:21:11: <evincarofautumn> You have to select a variable to perform an operation on it. +2008-04-27.txt:02:21:35: <evincarofautumn> Otherwise it's locked, and accessing it raises an exception. +2008-04-27.txt:02:22:23: <evincarofautumn> Yeah. +2008-04-27.txt:02:22:30: <evincarofautumn> I'm thinking of taking the locking concept to the extreme. +2008-04-27.txt:02:22:50: <evincarofautumn> Basically there's one unlocked block of program code at startup +2008-04-27.txt:02:23:05: <evincarofautumn> and the interpreter loops through the entire source until all of the blocks are locked. +2008-04-27.txt:02:23:17: <evincarofautumn> Blocks are named, and can be locked/unlocked arbitrarily. +2008-04-27.txt:02:23:36: <evincarofautumn> Yep. +2008-04-27.txt:02:23:52: <evincarofautumn> I could call it mutex. +2008-04-27.txt:02:24:14: <evincarofautumn> Come to think of it, that's just what I'll do. +2008-04-27.txt:02:24:17: <evincarofautumn> Yeah. +2008-04-27.txt:02:24:35: <evincarofautumn> Hm. +2008-04-27.txt:02:24:47: <evincarofautumn> I have to get working on this. +2008-04-27.txt:02:25:11: <evincarofautumn> I'll toss it on the wiki today or tomorrow. +2008-04-27.txt:02:25:50: <evincarofautumn> All right. +2008-04-27.txt:02:25:54: <evincarofautumn> Guess I'm outta here then. +2008-04-27.txt:02:26:07: <evincarofautumn> It's been nice talking. +2008-04-27.txt:02:26:13: -!- evincarofautumn has quit ("ChatZilla 0.9.81 [Firefox 2.0.0.14/2008040413]"). +2008-04-27.txt:16:07:13: -!- evincarofautumn has joined #esoteric. +2008-04-27.txt:16:07:35: <evincarofautumn> Word, folk. +2008-04-27.txt:16:14:31: <ehird> hello evincarofautumn +2008-04-27.txt:16:14:39: <ehird> evincar +2008-04-27.txt:16:16:57: <ehird> evincarofautumn: no? +2008-04-27.txt:16:31:46: -!- evincarofautumn has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). +2008-04-27.txt:16:43:52: -!- evincarofautumn has joined #esoteric. +2008-04-27.txt:16:46:03: <evincarofautumn> Okay. +2008-04-27.txt:16:46:13: <evincarofautumn> Now that my internet has stopped dying. +2008-04-27.txt:16:47:28: <ehird> evincarofautumn: /nick evincar +2008-04-27.txt:16:47:41: -!- evincarofautumn is now known as eoa. +2008-04-27.txt:16:49:41: <ehird> eoa: evincar is easier to type +2008-04-27.txt:16:51:35: <ais523> eoa is easier to type than evincar +2008-04-27.txt:16:51:56: -!- eoa is now known as evincar. +2008-04-27.txt:16:52:09: <ehird> evincar: you'll probably want to register that +2008-04-27.txt:16:53:53: <evincar> Heh. Thanks. +2008-04-27.txt:16:54:16: <evincar> How should I cat this? +2008-04-27.txt:16:55:11: <evincar> I'm thinking Languages, Low-level, Unimplemented, 2008? +2008-04-27.txt:16:56:04: <ais523> evincar: I think that lang's a push-down automaton +2008-04-27.txt:16:56:41: <evincar> Numbers are unbounded. +2008-04-27.txt:16:57:02: <evincar> Cools. +2008-04-27.txt:16:57:09: <evincar> Not quite a tarpit, though. +2008-04-27.txt:16:59:08: <evincar> Ha! +[too many lines; stopping]
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.26853 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,189 @@ +2006-03-09.txt:01:10:45: <SimonRC> My technique for learning Haskell was a sort of Esme Wetherwax technique... +2007-10-17.txt:00:00:57: <GregorR> mesmer (adj): More mesm +2007-10-17.txt:00:01:19: <GregorR> mesmerize (verb): To cause to be more mesm +2008-06-20.txt:05:33:38: <Slereah> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme +2008-06-20.txt:23:05:08: <tusho> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme +2008-06-21.txt:20:06:46: <Slereah_> You know, for Esme. +2008-06-21.txt:23:59:55: <Slereah_> You should put the EsCo link on the esme page +2008-06-22.txt:07:33:14: <Slereah> (diff) (hist) . . Esme?; 02:54 . . (0) . . Dagoth Ur, Mad God (Talk | contribs) (Undo revision 11873 by Special:Contributions/91.105.124.212 (User talk:91.105.124.212); I prefer "WikiPedia".) +2008-06-22.txt:16:48:06: <tusho> 23:33:14 <Slereah> (diff) (hist) . . Esme?; 02:54 . . (0) . . Dagoth Ur, Mad God (Talk | contribs) (Undo revision 11873 by Special:Contributions/91.105.124.212 (User talk:91.105.124.212); I prefer "WikiPedia".) +2008-07-01.txt:16:01:39: <ais523> oh, and is it just me and tusho, or is ESME just random ramblings of nonsense? +2008-07-01.txt:16:02:11: <ais523> http://esolangs.org/wiki/ESME +2008-07-01.txt:16:02:43: <ais523> maybe it's http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme +2008-07-01.txt:16:03:43: <tusho> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme +2008-07-01.txt:16:08:16: <tusho> i'll revert "Esme is a shameful esoteric programming language created by User:Dagoth Ur, Mad God because he has no language creation talent." though +2008-07-01.txt:16:08:35: -!- Slereah_ changed the topic of #esoteric to: Esme is a shameful esoteric programming language created by User:Dagoth Ur, Mad God because he has no language creation talent. | #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric language design, development and deployment | logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2008-07-01.txt:16:11:27: <AnMaster> esme is way below that limit +2008-07-01.txt:16:12:19: <Slereah_> Esme should stay there. +2008-07-01.txt:16:12:33: <ais523> basically the author things that the example should be what an Esme program should look like +2008-07-01.txt:16:16:32: <tusho> ais523: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Talk:Esme look, he actually tried to explain it +2008-07-01.txt:16:17:35: <AnMaster> so you can only type "esme" + some ! +2008-07-01.txt:16:17:36: <tusho> ais523: the paradigm of 'lol, the name "esme" is funny and ESME!!esmeMEMEESMESMSME is funnier' +2008-07-01.txt:16:17:46: <tusho> 'esme esme' is the program +2008-07-01.txt:16:18:11: <AnMaster> ESME!! +2008-07-01.txt:16:18:15: <AnMaster> esme* +2008-07-02.txt:09:54:40: <oklopol> this esme language seems very, very cool +2008-07-02.txt:14:13:42: <Sgeo> Will there EVER be specs for esme? +2008-07-02.txt:14:13:57: <Sgeo> MKBL is better off than esme at this time' +2008-07-17.txt:23:31:31: <tusho> I love your assesment of my voice +2008-08-01.txt:13:55:10: <ais523> tusho: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme seems to have been updated again +2008-08-01.txt:13:55:17: <tusho> ais523: ESMESMesmes!!ESME +2008-08-27.txt:13:19:32: <tusho> More esme? +2008-08-27.txt:13:19:33: <ais523> apparently the creator of Esme has made a new language +2008-08-27.txt:13:19:56: <tusho> ###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r... +2008-08-27.txt:13:21:05: <tusho> due to the crap about esmeraldavfdwiki on the Esme talk page, hes' obviously not serious +2008-08-27.txt:13:21:43: <tusho> also [[Here's a example url of Esme in wiki software: http://www.vfd.org/esmeralda-cgi-bin/esme-wiki.pl?id=VeeBeeWiki:Uncyclopedia.css +2008-08-27.txt:13:22:59: <tusho> [[It works by tapping out "ESME" into Morse code, then writing "Esme" in to the papers. Dagoth Ur, Mad God 07:21, 30 June 2008 (UTC) ]] +2008-09-07.txt:22:55:15: <Slereah> Maybe he's that Esme guy too D: +2008-09-07.txt:22:57:49: <tusho> esme 2 +2008-09-12.txt:15:58:08: <ais523> tusho: that fingerprint reminds me of ESME +2008-10-02.txt:20:59:31: <slereah> "Esme is an esoteric programming language [citation needed]" +2008-10-17.txt:19:58:02: <ehird> That is my assesment. +2008-10-20.txt:20:31:15: <ehird_> AnMaster: To follow in the vein of your beaurocracy, please compile a list of programs that have been broken by the change, and your assesment of how hard it will be to fix them. +2008-11-16.txt:21:30:46: <AnMaster> Legend of Wesmere +2008-11-28.txt:09:09:24: <Slereah_> We saw Esme, and we said "Never again" +2008-11-30.txt:21:53:21: <ehird> oklopol: Esme!!ESMEESMESME!!!11 +2008-11-30.txt:21:53:45: <oklopol> i don't remember what esme is, just that it was somehow stupid +2008-11-30.txt:21:53:58: <ehird> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme +2008-11-30.txt:21:57:28: <ehird> http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?title=Esme&diff=next&oldid=12506 +2008-12-15.txt:19:17:50: <zuff> Esme Hird +2008-12-15.txt:19:17:53: <zuff> EsmeESME +2008-12-15.txt:19:18:02: <zuff> ESMEESMESMESMESMESM +2008-12-15.txt:19:18:32: <Slereah-> ESME : NEVER FORGET +2008-12-15.txt:19:18:56: <ais523> oh no, someone mentioned ESME again? +2009-01-14.txt:15:13:11: <Slereah_> I'm sure the next bold move is an esme compiler. +2009-01-14.txt:15:13:18: <ais523> don't mention esme, please +2009-02-05.txt:17:40:11: <ehird> at least ESME was nonsensically amusing +2009-02-24.txt:00:16:19: <ehird> http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?title=Esme&action=history +2009-02-24.txt:00:16:25: <ehird> ESME 2.0 +2009-03-03.txt:18:37:54: * ais523 looks at http://esolangs.org/wiki/Talk:Esme for old time's sake +2009-03-03.txt:18:38:18: <ehird> "Esme: It works by tapping out "ESME" into Morse code, then writing "Esme" in to the papers." +2009-03-03.txt:18:38:52: <ehird> ESME ESME ESME +2009-03-07.txt:15:53:47: <Slereah> What about Esme +2009-03-07.txt:17:23:45: <oerjan> <Slereah> What about Esme +2009-03-07.txt:17:33:51: <oerjan> ^ul ((ESME. )(Esme, )):^!S(~:^:S*a~^~*a*~:^):^ +2009-03-07.txt:17:33:52: <fungot> ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. Esme, ESME. ...too much output! +2009-03-07.txt:17:36:34: <oerjan> asiekierka: an underload program for printing the thue-morse sequence, modified slightly to look like Esme. +2009-05-08.txt:17:21:27: <Deewiant> http://www.desmet-c.com/ +2009-05-29.txt:08:56:26: <nooga_> wyjebane = something is awesme +2009-07-19.txt:01:38:45: <ehird> "I was rather hoping to see a mesmerizing dance of alligators forever consuming one another." +2010-01-12.txt:21:01:49: <ehird> Phantom_Hoover: right right. wait, you're not the guy who made Esme, are you? just checking. +2010-01-12.txt:21:01:54: <Phantom_Hoover> Esme? +2010-01-12.txt:21:02:12: <ehird> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme +2010-02-14.txt:20:13:21: <virtuhird> alise: Http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/esme. +2010-07-16.txt:21:56:07: <cheater99> Santa's hand crept a little higher on the little girl's thigh. His touch was light but insistent as his fingers stroked her smooth skin just an inch below the hem of her short skirt. Penny held her breath, hardly able to believe that this happening. Surely Father Christmas wasn't suppose to do things like that. She watched mesmerized as Santa's hand moved slowly but surely upwards. His hand was under her skirt now, caressing and stro +2010-11-12.txt:16:17:43: <elliott> Now why am I so terrible at talking to salesmen? +2010-11-28.txt:01:07:27: <elliott> pikhq: They sell water from Bhopal now: http://theyesmen.org/blog/dow-runs-scared-from-water +2010-12-07.txt:21:38:56: <Vorpal> elliott, okay then check if they just contain #ifdef SOMETHINGTHATENABLESME +2010-12-08.txt:18:28:43: <elliott> Slereah: I like how there's spokesmen now. +2011-02-28.txt:16:57:21: <ais523> and so will believe any nonsense the salesmen/media tell them +2011-05-03.txt:23:41:26: <elliott> maybe MDude is the true inventor of Esme +2011-05-20.txt:05:36:52: <pikhq_> The Jews are and were just a single group of semitic tribesmen, really. +2011-06-07.txt:17:28:51: <Sgeo> Esme... makes no sense to me +2011-06-07.txt:17:29:21: <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, fun fact: my first significant conversation on #esoteric was confirming that I didn't make Esme. +2011-06-07.txt:17:29:56: <ais523> hmm, I think Dagoth may have made Esme just to troll zzo38 +2011-06-07.txt:17:30:38: <Phantom_Hoover> It's only used on FURscript and Esme. +2011-06-07.txt:17:31:31: <elliott> ais523: re: troll zzo, [[Talk:Esme]] is a pretty funny page +2011-06-21.txt:06:35:08: <elliott> monqy: should i read the furscript or esme page next +2011-06-21.txt:06:35:23: <elliott> if I do esme ill sing the stuff in code blocks +2011-06-21.txt:06:43:12: <elliott> monqy: im going to do Esme +2011-06-21.txt:06:43:44: <monqy> I've never understood esme +2011-06-21.txt:06:49:21: <elliott> are you ready for esme +2011-06-21.txt:06:49:37: <elliott> also I dunno how to pronounce Esme lol +2011-06-21.txt:06:49:50: <monqy> I was thinking like "esme" but I dunno +2011-06-21.txt:06:56:10: <monqy> the esme page that is +2011-06-21.txt:06:56:29: <elliott> monqy: the inventor of esme like +2011-06-21.txt:06:58:40: <elliott> monqy: im going to sing [[Talk:Esme]] over the premade backing tracks offered by this "Magic GarageBand" functionality +2011-06-21.txt:07:06:21: <elliott> monqy: its called Talk Esme Baby by the way +2011-06-21.txt:07:33:33: <elliott> and also the esme page +2011-06-21.txt:10:59:12: <elliott> then it quickly degenerated into me trying to narrate [[Talk:Esme]] over one of GarageBand's terrible premade backing songs and running out of time +2011-06-21.txt:16:31:18: <elliott_> apart from Esme, Esme shouldn't set off alarm bells, it's just the best language. +2011-06-21.txt:16:32:31: <Phantom_Hoover> EgoBot needs an Esme interpreter. +2011-06-21.txt:16:33:36: <elliott_> Phantom_Hoover: I'll add an Esme interpreter to EgoBot. +2011-06-21.txt:16:33:58: <elliott_> !veebeewiki\esmerelda BootStrapInstall:E S M E; \E\S\M\e\I +\s l\l +2011-06-21.txt:16:34:23: <elliott_> Phantom_Hoover: Please go to http://www.vfd.org/esmeralda-cgi-bin/egobot.pl to use it. +2011-06-21.txt:16:34:55: <Sgeo> The creator of Esme is a blasphemer! +2011-06-21.txt:16:35:28: <Sgeo> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme +2011-06-21.txt:16:35:35: <Sgeo> "The VeeBeeWiki wiki software needs Esme and Perl to run. The software also needs EsmeCSS: and EsoShell: namespaces." +2011-07-25.txt:00:21:21: <zzo38> Although it doesn't look to be the same problem as hamiltonian or traveling salesmen, I don't know whether there can be similar ideas or not. +2011-08-25.txt:20:48:37: <elliott> monqy: ctrl+shift+a i guess???????? that is less important than cursor movesments +2011-09-13.txt:17:50:14: <ais523> `log Esme +2011-09-13.txt:17:50:18: <HackEgo> 2011-06-21.txt:16:35:35: <Sgeo> "The VeeBeeWiki wiki software needs Esme and Perl to run. The software also needs EsmeCSS: and EsoShell: namespaces." +2011-09-13.txt:18:19:24: <HackEgo> 2009-03-03.txt:18:37:54: * ais523 looks at http://esolangs.org/wiki/Talk:Esme for old time's sake +2011-09-13.txt:18:19:44: * elliott listens to Talk Esme Baby again... an art +2011-09-13.txt:18:23:29: <ais523> it's a dramatic reading of Talk:Esme? +2011-09-13.txt:18:25:25: <elliott> It's about as much of a disaster as Esme is. +2011-09-13.txt:18:25:26: <ais523> to be fair, this is Esme we're talking about +2011-09-15.txt:02:59:16: <itidus20> Historically, some mathematicians can be regarded as having foreseen and come close to a modern formulation of the concept of function. Among them is Oresme (1323–1382) . . . In his theory, some general ideas about independent and dependent variable quantities seem to be present. +2011-10-14.txt:12:50:01: <elliott_> I wonder if we could get the Esme guy to join us on IRC. +2011-10-14.txt:12:51:24: <Patashu> Esme is the best language +2011-10-14.txt:12:51:44: <Patashu> And of course zzo38 in the talk page for Esme +2011-10-14.txt:20:41:04: <Phantom_Hoover> "The conflicts, in which vendors raided one another's vans and fired shotguns into one another's windscreens, were more violent than might typically be expected between ice-cream salesmen. +2011-11-21.txt:22:15:28: <elliott> Vorpal: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme +2011-11-21.txt:22:15:51: <elliott> monqy: did you ever see esme +2011-11-21.txt:22:15:59: <monqy> i even heard esme +2011-11-22.txt:08:03:44: * kallisti is mesmerized +2011-12-01.txt:21:32:43: <ais523> elliott: I take it you searched rather than having the link mesmerized? +2011-12-01.txt:21:33:13: <elliott> http://ais523.elliott.i.take.it/you/searched?rather=than&having=the#link,mesmerized +2011-12-01.txt:21:33:20: <elliott> I don't see what mesmerification has to do with it though. +2011-12-07.txt:23:08:16: <elliott> esme +2011-12-07.txt:23:08:32: <ais523> does esme have defined comment semantics? +2011-12-07.txt:23:08:50: <ais523> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme +2011-12-07.txt:23:09:18: <elliott> ais523: wow, how well-specified for esme +2011-12-07.txt:23:11:30: <ais523> I forgot how awesome Talk:Esme was, incidentally +2011-12-29.txt:13:51:49: <Sgeo> "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r... +2012-02-11.txt:22:23:41: <monqy> topic should be snack/esme polyglot +2012-02-25.txt:19:48:15: <elliott> ais523: that external link makes me think Esme +2012-02-25.txt:19:49:58: <elliott> heh, [[Esme]] isn't in [[Category:Languages]] or [[Category:Joke languages]] +2012-03-03.txt:02:10:44: <oerjan> i hit Esme. +2012-03-03.txt:02:12:38: <oerjan> i think there is a certain point of view from which the Esme page is already perfect. +2012-03-03.txt:02:23:26: <elliott> itidus21: what, Esme? +2012-03-03.txt:02:28:03: <itidus21> ###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r... +2012-03-03.txt:02:29:01: <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." +2012-03-03.txt:02:29:13: <elliott> `addquote <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." +2012-03-03.txt:02:29:16: <HackEgo> 814) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." +2012-03-11.txt:06:36:52: <elliott> (If you get to Esme you'll probably forget what you're doing.) +2012-03-11.txt:09:45:50: <monqy> snack nomic, esme nomic +2012-03-11.txt:09:46:45: <ais523> ESME!!!!!!!!! +2012-03-11.txt:09:56:48: <shadwick> I only saw Esme tonight +2012-03-11.txt:20:34:22: <Sgeo> Someone should implement Esme. +2012-03-19.txt:00:11:38: * itidus21 hesitates to try to remember the name of ur's lang. elma.. esme! +2012-03-19.txt:13:25:36: <elliott> ais523: oerjan: perhaps we should feature [[Esme]] sometime. +2012-03-19.txt:13:35:30: <oerjan> <elliott> ais523: oerjan: perhaps we should feature [[Esme]] sometime. <-- er.... +2012-03-19.txt:14:45:04: <elliott> I'm going to redirect oerjan's page to Esme. +2012-03-19.txt:14:45:18: <oerjan> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESME +2012-03-26.txt:19:04:46: <elliott> If jokeyness is just an attribute of languages, then we don't want a list, just [[Category:Jokes]]. But the joke language list was started for languages that *aren't* languages; LITHP isn't a language, IRP isn't a language, Esme isn't a language, QWERTY Keyboard Dot Language isn't a language. +2012-03-26.txt:19:09:21: <elliott> Just like [[Esme]] is a joke (except in another sense altogether). +2012-03-26.txt:19:58:50: <oerjan> for example, Esme would belong to all but the first category. +2012-03-26.txt:20:02:04: <ais523> oerjan: how do you know Esme is sub-TC? it's too underspecified to calculate a computational class for it +2012-03-26.txt:20:20:49: <zzo38> Esme, ###, IRP, NOT A PROGRAM, TURKEY BOMB, and lesser known programming languages, belongs in Joke languages only, in my opinion (at least for now). +2012-03-28.txt:00:30:41: <elliott> i'm worried that if i delete too many more pages i'll become mad with power and invent the next esme +2012-04-06.txt:03:40:08: * Sgeo renames some sort of Esme interpreter to ghc +2012-04-06.txt:03:40:30: <Sgeo> Although an existing Esme interpreter would be a bit ... +2012-04-27.txt:07:02:12: <ais523> shubshub: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ESME +2012-04-27.txt:07:02:23: <ais523> or is it Esme? +2012-04-27.txt:07:02:31: <ais523> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme +2012-04-27.txt:07:03:32: <elliott> ais523: meh, Esme is not the worst +2012-05-06.txt:15:49:41: <AnotherTest> which language allows the shortest implementation for an algorithm that solves the traveling-salesmen problem using a brute-fore approach without it being a built-in feature? +2012-05-31.txt:16:47:29: <Phantom_Hoover> ESME +2012-07-20.txt:00:23:45: <elliott___> *esme +2012-07-20.txt:21:50:55: <MDude> I tihnk some companies have tried that on the grounds that compatability somehow implies endoresment. +2012-08-03.txt:14:09:15: <itidus21> women often like tradesmen, they're fit and always find work +2012-08-09.txt:13:02:24: <olsner> there seems to be a risk that Gregor will be too mesmerized by his own pants to remember to breathe and/or eat +2012-08-09.txt:18:48:04: <oerjan> <olsner> there seems to be a risk that Gregor will be too mesmerized by his own pants to remember to breathe and/or eat <-- THE PANTS OF NARCISSUS +2012-08-13.txt:09:14:48: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus21, dry cleaning salesmen make poor psychologists. +2012-09-09.txt:20:59:43: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: I HAVE NOW | Official channel of ESME | ESME is the best programming language. Why have you abandoned ESME? | Do not fret, ESME can forgive you. Give yourself freely to ESME. | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | http://esolangs.org/wiki +2012-09-09.txt:21:00:35: <oerjan> i notice ESME is not _actually_ all caps but it feels like it should be +2012-09-12.txt:18:27:05: <olsner> why did PEZ become ESME? +2012-09-12.txt:18:28:08: <shachaf> ESME well be assumed. +2012-09-12.txt:18:46:17: <Sgeo__> I think Pusher was written in ESME +2012-09-12.txt:18:46:40: <olsner> oh, ESME is a language? +2012-09-12.txt:18:49:28: <Sgeo__> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme +2012-09-12.txt:18:51:44: <Sgeo__> If an esolang is like the speech of a vapid person, Esme makes Snooki's talking sound like a PhD thesis. +2012-09-12.txt:18:52:07: <Sgeo__> Ok, so maybe I shouldn't insult people in my attempt to make fun of Esme. +2012-09-12.txt:18:52:36: <oerjan> that's just what esme does to you. +2012-09-12.txt:18:53:39: <Sgeo__> olsner, read of Esme and weep +2012-09-13.txt:19:49:15: -!- tswett changed the topic of #esoteric to: I HAVE NOW | Official channel of ESME | ESME is the best programming language. Why have you abandoned ESME? | Do not fret, ESME can forgive you. Give yourself freely to ESME. | PT6TRPA6PM6K | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | http://esolangs.org/wiki +2012-09-14.txt:06:56:09: <itidus21> <olsner> why did PEZ become ESME? +2012-09-14.txt:06:57:54: <itidus21> `pastelogs esme
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.26869 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,861 @@ +1) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +2) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +3) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +4) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +5) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +6) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +7) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +8) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +9) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +10) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +11) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +12) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +13) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +14) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +15) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +16) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +17) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +18) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +19) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +20) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +22) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +23) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +24) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +25) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +26) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +27) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +28) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +29) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +30) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +31) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +32) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +33) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +34) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +35) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +36) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +37) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +38) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +39) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +40) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +41) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +42) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +43) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +44) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +45) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +46) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +47) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +48) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +49) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +50) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +51) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +52) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +53) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +54) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +55) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +56) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +57) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +58) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +59) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +60) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +61) <fax> im the worst person in the world +62) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +63) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +64) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +65) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +66) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +67) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +68) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +69) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +70) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +71) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +72) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +73) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +74) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +75) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +76) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +77) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +78) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +79) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +80) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +81) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +82) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +83) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +84) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +85) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +86) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +87) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +88) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +89) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +90) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +91) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +92) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +93) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +94) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +95) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +96) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +97) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +98) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +99) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +100) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +101) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +102) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +103) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +104) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +105) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +106) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +107) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +108) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +109) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +110) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +111) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +112) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +113) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +114) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +115) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +116) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +117) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +118) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +119) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +120) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +121) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +122) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +123) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +124) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +125) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +126) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +127) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +128) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +129) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +130) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +131) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +132) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +133) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +134) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +135) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +136) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +137) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +138) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +139) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +140) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +141) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +142) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +143) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +144) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +145) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +146) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +147) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +148) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +149) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +150) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +151) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +152) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +153) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +154) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +155) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +156) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +157) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +158) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +159) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +160) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +161) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +162) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +163) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +164) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +165) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +166) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +167) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +168) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +169) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +170) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +171) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +172) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +173) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +174) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +175) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +176) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +177) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +178) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +179) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +180) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +181) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +182) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +183) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +184) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +185) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +186) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +187) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +188) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +189) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +190) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +191) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +192) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +193) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +194) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +195) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +196) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +197) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +198) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +199) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +200) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +201) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +202) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +203) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +204) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +205) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +206) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +207) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +208) <ais523> yay CDE +209) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +210) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +211) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +212) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +213) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +214) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +215) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +216) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +217) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +218) * quintopia sits on gregor +219) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +220) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +221) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +222) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +223) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +224) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +225) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +226) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +227) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +228) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +229) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +230) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +231) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +232) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +233) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +234) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +235) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +236) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +237) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +238) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +239) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +240) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +241) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +242) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +243) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +244) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +245) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +246) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +247) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +248) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +249) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +250) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +251) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +252) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +253) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +254) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +255) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +256) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +257) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +258) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +259) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +260) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +261) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +262) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +263) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +264) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +265) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +266) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +267) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +268) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +269) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +270) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +271) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +272) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +273) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +274) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +275) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +276) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +277) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +278) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +279) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +280) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +281) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +282) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +283) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +284) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +285) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +286) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +287) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +288) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +289) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +290) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +291) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +292) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +293) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +294) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +295) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +296) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +297) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +298) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +299) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +300) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +301) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +302) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +303) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +304) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +305) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +306) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +307) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +308) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +309) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +310) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +311) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +312) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +313) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +314) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +315) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +316) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +317) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +318) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +319) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +320) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +321) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +322) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +323) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +324) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +325) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +326) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +327) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +328) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +329) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +330) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +331) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +332) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +333) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +334) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +335) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +336) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +337) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +338) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +339) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +340) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +341) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +342) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +343) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +344) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +345) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +346) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +347) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +348) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +349) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +350) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +351) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +352) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +353) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +354) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +355) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +356) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +357) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +358) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +359) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +360) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +361) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +362) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +363) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +364) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +365) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +366) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +367) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +368) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +369) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +370) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +371) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +372) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +373) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +374) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +375) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +376) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +377) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +378) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +379) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +380) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +381) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +382) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +383) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +384) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +385) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +386) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +387) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +388) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +389) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +390) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +391) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +392) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +393) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +394) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +395) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +396) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +397) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +398) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +399) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +400) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +401) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +402) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +403) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +404) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +405) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +406) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +407) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +408) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +409) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +410) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +411) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +412) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +413) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +414) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +415) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +416) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +417) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +418) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +419) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +420) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +421) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +422) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +423) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +424) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +425) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +426) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +427) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +428) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +429) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +430) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +431) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +432) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +433) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +434) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +435) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +436) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +437) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +438) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +439) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +440) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +441) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +442) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +443) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +444) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +445) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +446) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +447) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +448) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +449) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +450) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +451) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +452) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +453) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +454) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +455) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +456) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +457) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +458) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +459) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +460) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +461) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +462) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +463) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +464) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +465) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +466) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +467) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +468) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +469) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +470) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +471) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +472) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +473) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +474) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +475) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +476) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +477) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +478) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +479) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +480) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +481) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +482) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +483) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +484) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +485) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +486) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +487) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +488) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +489) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +490) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +491) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +492) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +493) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +494) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +495) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +496) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +497) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +498) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +499) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +500) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +501) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +502) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +503) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +504) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +505) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +506) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +507) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +508) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +509) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +510) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +511) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +512) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +513) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +514) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +515) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +516) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +517) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +518) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +519) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +520) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +521) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +522) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +523) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +524) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +525) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +526) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +527) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +528) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +529) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +530) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +531) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +532) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +533) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +534) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +535) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +536) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +537) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +538) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +539) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +540) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +541) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +542) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +543) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +544) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +545) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +546) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +547) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +548) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +549) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +550) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +551) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +552) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +553) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +554) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +555) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +556) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +557) <myndzi> lol :( +558) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +559) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +560) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +561) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +562) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +563) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +564) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +565) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +566) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +567) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +568) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +569) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +570) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +571) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +572) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +573) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +574) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +575) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +576) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +577) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +578) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +579) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +580) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +581) <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +582) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +583) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +584) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +585) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +586) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +587) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +588) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +589) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +590) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +591) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +592) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +593) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +594) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +595) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +596) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +597) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +598) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +599) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +600) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +601) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +602) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +603) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +604) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +605) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +606) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +607) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +608) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +609) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +610) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +611) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +612) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +613) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +614) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +615) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +616) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +617) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +618) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +619) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +620) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +621) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +622) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +623) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +624) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +625) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +626) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +627) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +628) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +629) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +630) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +631) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +632) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +633) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +634) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +635) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +636) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +637) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +638) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +639) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +640) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +641) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +642) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +643) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +644) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +645) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +646) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +647) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +648) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +649) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +650) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +651) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +652) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +653) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +654) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +655) <elliott>.Ah. +656) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +657) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +658) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +659) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +660) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky +661) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +662) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +663) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +664) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +665) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +666) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +667) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +668) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +669) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +670) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +671) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +672) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +673) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +674) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +675) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. +676) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +677) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +678) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +679) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +680) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +681) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +682) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... +683) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +684) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +685) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +686) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +687) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +688) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +689) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) +690) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord +691) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. +692) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. +693) <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise +694) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +695) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +696) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +697) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +698) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +699) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +700) <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky +701) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +702) <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before +703) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? +704) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. +705) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +706) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... +707) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +708) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. +709) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. +710) <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. +711) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +712) <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) +713) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( +714) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people +715) <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) +716) <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. +717) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples +718) <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used +719) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. +720) <olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading +721) <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back +722) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented +723) <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable +724) <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that +725) <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA* +726) <fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord +727) <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world +728) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." +729) <fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed. +730) <shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up. +731) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" +732) <ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory +733) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. +734) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)" +735) <oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES +736) <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time +737) <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation +738) <elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context +739) <shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech. +740) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird +741) <Ngevd> I don't know which version of Linux kernel I'm using atm <Ngevd> Hang on <Ngevd> I'm on Windows +742) <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport +743) <Edwin Brady> Just seen this comment on reddit: "Parallel programming has been a solved problem for decades." I might have to stop reading the internet. +744) <elliott> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PRESSURE OF EVERYBODY THINKING I'M CONAL +745) <kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else <Sato0x> fact <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad +746) <kmc> haters gonna make som valid points +747) <kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler") +748) <ais523> and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will +749) <shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS +750) <Taneb> coleridge and +751) <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people +752) <Taneb> profanity specialities +753) <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent +754) <tswett> ais523: well, Dylan said "hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows", and then Lawlabee said "'cuz it's pretty awesome." <tswett> Except that by "it", Lawlabee was referring to something entirely different. <tswett> So when I added that quote, Lawlabee emotifrowned. +755) <olsner> is tswett Warrigal? +756) <itidus21> ais523: thats very zen really <ais523> no, it's more or less the opposite of zen +757) * elliott is back not for killing purposes but here to kill people. +758) <calamari> there was a time when I liked wearing a tie too.. I was a mormon. not claiming one has to be a religious nutcase to wear a tie, of course +759) <zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you +760) <oklopol> nortti: fizzie has done some impressive stuff in befunge, which is essentially the two-dimensional version of finnish politics. +761) <elliott> It's... not really links2-optimised. <nortti> elliott: I don't think that any page is links2 optimised +762) <elliott_> (help why are german) <monqy> i play the german version of crawl <elliott_> i +763) <fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h +764) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes +765) <elliott> gah <elliott> this language is of the devil <elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_ +766) <Gregor> Very much like "cen" is Latin for "horse", "yak" is Latin for "yak". +767) <kmc> i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live <kmc> it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins +768) <olsner> they call finnish human-readable? +769) <monqy> 200 and 20 are the same <monqy> different notations for the same thing +770) <Ngevd> And I may soon lack both a head and a wall +771) <shachaf> U+2205 [∅] NO LETTER O ALLOWED +772) <ion> 99 bugs in the bug tracker, 99 reports of bugs. Take one down and commit a fix, 106 bugs in the bug tracker. +773) <Lumpio-> STOP CAPITALIZING <Lumpio-> It's making me feel weird <shubshub> the I has to be capitilized its proper grammer +774) <monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible +775) <elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine +776) <ais523> coppro: I'm researching compiling high-level languages to hardware, which involves inventing new ones <ais523> because there were no modern variants of algol specialised for hardware, oddly enough +777) <monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode. <monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you +778) <oklopol> Gregor: i watched the first episode of MLP [...] <oklopol> Gregor: it wasn't bad, but there was very little sex and violence +779) <pikhq> The world would be a much classier place if the world was full of Gregors. <Phantom_Hoover> True, but how many of them are on fire? +780) <Phantom_Hoover> i once had a dream when i was told to look after some kittens but they were made of chocolate and i ate them :( +781) <pikhq> I vastly prefer "a blind idiot god". <quintopia> pikhq: to what? <pikhq> To the idea of someone actually intentionally designing a mouse. +782) <monqy> ophanim: omee~ +783) <monqy> if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him <monqy> i would also need a clone machine +784) <itidus21> you are like the linux torvalds of quiz engines +785) <Gregor> `log [o]klopol wasn't usually nude +786) <monqy> you've constructed a situation in which i have no choice but to die in 10 days <monqy> well done <monqy> that's murder +787) <itidus21> . o O ( (watches on from a distance) I just can't think that abstractly... or I don't want to. I'm more, there are 2 trains heading in opposite directions: what year were they built? How many windows do they have? Is anyone train surfing on them? Is Ringo Starr narrating this problem? ) [...] <itidus21> Do they serve french toast in the dining carriage? +788) <olsner> This quote is boring +789) <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once +790) <itidus21> i have a simple view of reality that goes something like this.. once your sufficiently well tied up.. it doesn't make a difference if your enemy has a knife or a gun.. you're equally screwed +791) <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform? <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term> <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know. +792) < oklopol> oh god another crazy haskell understander < oklopol> i have to leave +793) <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins. +794) <zzo38> (Some astrologers say all horoscopes that include objects other than the Sun are 3D, but they don't know what 3D means, that is why they are astrologers.) +795) <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer <Taneb> So, not like Glasgow at all +796) <oklopol> i don't get how people are afraid of parachute jumping but they routinely drive a car in fucking traffic +797) <elliott> oh, "legal" as in legal +798) <olsner> when everyone else was busy going "ewwww, comic sans!" I was reading the text and learned everything +799) <mroman> You can't quote me. +800) <zzo38> Sleep on the ceiling next Sunday. +801) < oerjan> Gregor: hey no fair doing ungoogleable citations +802) <fizzie> Also, UCS-4096 has the advantage that each codepoint handily matches the page size of many architectures, so you can deal with them in memory easily. +803) <itidus21> ubuntu is the solaris of the cola world +804) <itidus21> elliott___: we have been calling a book new for 2000 years and it took einstein to figure out relativity +805) <zzo38> Do you think " `addquote [with no context] < zzo38> Do you think psychology is worse, or not?" is worse, or not? +806) <elliott__> i just hit enter b/c its easier than ctrl+a del +807) <itidus21> world peace is for fascists +808) <ais523> rogues using maces is traditional [...] <ais523> not D&D tradition, people coshing people in back alleys tradition +809) <fungot> olsner: over the undertow! under the overpass! around the future and not just fnord for example. it's just the syntax +810) <zzo38> But I still sign by my pens and use extra dots and shapes and so on so that I can claim I was threatened to sign it and put those dots there to warn you, or whatever +811) * oerjan makes a brainfuck derivative for quoting xkcds +812) <zzo38> There is no rule in poker that says you have to try hard to win. +813) <zzo38> Yes you are correct you must be mad or you wouldn't have come here. No escape either, sorry. +814) <itidus21> i think in general it's against nature for an animal to be a boat +815) < kmc> but i mean i don't like jogging so i wouldn't like jogging while jerking off either +816) <kmc> yeah well, petty theft > federal obstruction of justice +817) <zzo38> Because, if it is all wrong, then I should fix it please +818) <madbr> I like the tactile response of actually hitting real balls :D +819) <oklopol> zzo38: i only like games whose names start with "mine" +820) <oklopol> my best guess is 4 years ago but possibly also yesterday +821) <kmc> the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon <kmc> it came in a cardboard box <kmc> i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can <kmc> it was amazing +822) <itidus21> and all this time I thought we were talking about postmodern analysis of junk mail delivery methods and simulations of elephant breeding patterns +823) <Phantom__Hoover> the scene: it is a warm summer's day in scotland, although one obscured by cloud and the fact that it is september +824) <elliott> this sounds sort of like @ kmc <kmc> well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science +825) <Gregor> My latest FB post: The worst part of floating point math is not the fact that 0.1 + 0.2 yields 0.30000000000000004, but trying to explain to people why their language is horribly broken if 0.1 + 0.2 does NOT yield 0.30000000000000004. +826) <oklopol> t <oklopol> y <oklopol> also i didn't say t\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head +827) <fizzie> Backups are so like one of those circus guys walking on a wire except with a safety rope. +828) <elliott> `delquote 869 +829) <Gregor> !rot13 Fluttershy Rainbow Dash Rarity Applejack Twilight Sparkle Pinkie Pie <EgoBot> Syhggreful Envaobj Qnfu Enevgl Nccyrwnpx Gjvyvtug Fcnexyr Cvaxvr Cvr <olsner> oh, they're all named after rot13'd welsh words +830) <olsner> it's not completely obvious since the displayed nick lengths are rounded to the closest integer +831) <zzo38> Confucius say too much. -- Recent Chinese Proverb +832) < tswett> You know what, I'm really sleepy and I should go to bed *right now*. I'm not even going to bo +833) <kmc> typed racket: anyone using a model m keyboard +834) <tswett> But let's ignore the fact that i doesn't exist. Is it even or odd? +835) <HackEgo> 499) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question [...] <Sgeo> miff-muffered moof sounds like a setup to something, but itidus screws it up. +836) <zzo38> Can you vote for just the green party or rainbow party instead of both? <kmc> nope, it is the same party <zzo38> That is the problem with political parties. +837) <Jafet> I wonder if Red Alert 4 will use MMIX +838) <Phantom_Hoover> unfortunately df is not yet able to simulate norway +839) <Phantom_Hoover> shachaf, your a fucking piece of shit, die and kill your family +840) <Sgeo> Turns out the apartment had cheese and I just didn't know where it was +841) <HackEgo> 88) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) [...] <Sgeo_> Is there supposed to be a joke in 88? <Sgeo_> Unless "N-Gage" is some pseudoscientific spiritual mumbo-jumbo, I don't get it. <Sgeo_> Oh, it's a cell phone gaming thing apparently +842) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the only lesson I can really take away from this experience is "don't fuck around with vampires". +843) <oerjan> `welcome Rawlie * zzo38 has joined #esoteric <Rawlie> thank you <zzo38> You're welcome. +844) <elliott> seriously q is the best fucking letter in the alphabet +845) <kmc> colemak is for people who think dvorak is too mainstream +846) <Fiora> omg <Fiora> that JIT is really amazing [...] <Gregor> I hear if you listen carefully to the rustling wind on a warm night with a full moon, you can hear the sound of the JIT building ARM functions. +847) <kmc> i love how allegedly wine can run all of these different programs but the only one i can actually run is starcraft <kmc> i think wine may secretly be a cleanroom reimplementation of starcraft +848) <fizzie> I am a train. There's a wireless network in the train! +849) <fizzie> I was hoping I could be like other people and listen to signals while in a public transport vehicle. +850) <olsner> fungot: what's your view on angels and other otherworldly beings? <fungot> olsner: well i'm mentioning theoretical image to be dumped in rain forests of laukaa. +851) <zzo38> The reason it isn't more popular is because I wrote it today. +852) <ais523> OK, I'll use roman numerals to reduce confusion +853) <GreyKnight> fungot, sing me to sleep <fungot> GreyKnight: 53. file://localhost/ mnt/ space/ media/ books/ 1000+sci-fi%20books/%5bebooks%5d%201000+%20sciencefiction%20%26%20fantasy%20novels%20%28.lit%20forma/ pratchett%2c%20terry/ text/ 14/ fnord <GreyKnight> This is not a very good song +854) [after a quote deletion session] <fungot> ais523: i just checked, and the whole purpose of this is not necessary.... +855) <monqy> what does it mean for a pencil to be turing complete.... <ais523> monqy: it's the same concept as USB sushi, really +856) <Fiora> usb sushi is dangerous. I think I would try to eat it +857) <olsner> we have PR? <oerjan> the good news is we have PR. the bad news is we borrowed haskell's motto for it. [...] <oerjan> [...] "avoid success at all costs" +858) <Gregor> Apparently http://code.google.com/p/hgfs/ now exists. <Gregor> Oh, that's 2008. I'm sure I would've found it and rejected it for some reason before then X-D [...] <Gregor> Right, yeah. “Can't get the damned thing working.†+859) <kmc> my current laptop basically works though <kmc> it can even play 8 year old video games as long as it is not raining in the game +860) <elliott> i wrote a better version once but it was broken +861) <Taneb> Gordon Moore's expected lifespan doubles every 18 months
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.26928 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,867 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +18) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +19) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +20) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +21) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +22) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +23) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +24) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +25) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +26) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +27) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +28) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +29) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +30) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +31) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +32) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +33) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +34) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +35) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +36) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +37) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +38) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +39) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +40) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +41) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +42) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +43) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +44) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +45) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +46) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +47) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +48) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +49) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +50) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +51) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +52) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +53) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +54) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +55) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +56) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +57) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +58) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +59) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +60) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +61) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +62) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +63) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +64) <fax> im the worst person in the world +65) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +66) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +67) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +68) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +69) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +70) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +71) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +72) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +73) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +74) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +75) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +76) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +77) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +78) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +79) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +80) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +81) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +82) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +83) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +84) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +85) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +86) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +87) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +88) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +89) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +90) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +91) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +92) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +93) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +94) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +95) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +96) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +97) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +98) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +99) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +100) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +101) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +102) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +103) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +104) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +105) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +106) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +107) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +108) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +109) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +110) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +111) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +112) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +113) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +114) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +115) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +116) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +117) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +118) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +119) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +120) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +121) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +122) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +123) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +124) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +125) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +126) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +127) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +128) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +129) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +130) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +131) <cheater99> incest is best +132) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +133) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +134) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +135) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +136) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +137) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +138) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +139) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +140) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +141) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +142) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +143) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +144) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +145) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +146) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +147) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +148) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +149) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +150) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +151) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +152) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +153) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +154) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +155) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +156) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +157) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +158) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +159) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +160) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +161) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +162) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +163) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +164) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +165) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +166) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +167) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +168) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +169) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +170) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +171) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +172) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +173) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +174) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +175) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +176) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +177) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +178) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +179) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +180) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +181) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +182) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +183) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +184) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +185) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +186) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +187) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +188) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +189) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +190) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +191) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +192) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +193) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +194) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +195) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +196) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +197) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +198) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +199) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +200) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +201) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +202) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +203) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +204) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +205) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +206) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +207) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +208) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +209) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +210) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +211) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +212) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +213) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +214) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +215) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +216) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +217) <ais523> yay CDE +218) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +219) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +220) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +221) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +222) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +223) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +224) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +225) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +226) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +227) * quintopia sits on gregor +228) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +229) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +230) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +231) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +232) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +233) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +234) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +235) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +236) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +237) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +238) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +239) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +240) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +241) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +242) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +243) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +244) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +245) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +246) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +247) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +248) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +249) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +250) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +251) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +252) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +253) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +254) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +255) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +256) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +257) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +258) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +259) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +260) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +261) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +262) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +263) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +264) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +265) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +266) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +267) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +268) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +269) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +270) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +271) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +272) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +273) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +274) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +275) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +276) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +277) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +278) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +279) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +280) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +281) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +282) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +283) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +284) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +285) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +286) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +287) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +288) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +289) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +290) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +291) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +292) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +293) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +294) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +295) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +296) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +297) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +298) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +299) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +300) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +301) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +302) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +303) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +304) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +305) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +306) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +307) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +308) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +309) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +310) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +311) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +312) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +313) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +314) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +315) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +316) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +317) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +318) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +319) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +320) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +321) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +322) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +323) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +324) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +325) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +326) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +327) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +328) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +329) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +330) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +331) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +332) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +333) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +334) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +335) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +336) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +337) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +338) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +339) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +340) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +341) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +342) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +343) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +344) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +345) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +346) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +347) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +348) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +349) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +350) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +351) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +352) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +353) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +354) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +355) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +356) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +357) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +358) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +359) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +360) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +361) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +362) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +363) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +364) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +365) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +366) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +367) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +368) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +369) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +370) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +371) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +372) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +373) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +374) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +375) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +376) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +377) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +378) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +379) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +380) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +381) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +382) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +383) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +384) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +385) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +386) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +387) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +388) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +389) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +390) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +391) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +392) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +393) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +394) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +395) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +396) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +397) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +398) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +399) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +400) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +401) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +402) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +403) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +404) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +405) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +406) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +407) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +408) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +409) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +410) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +411) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +412) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +413) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +414) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +415) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +416) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +417) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +418) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +419) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +420) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +421) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +422) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +423) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +424) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +425) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +426) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +427) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +428) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +429) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +430) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +431) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +432) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +433) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +434) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +435) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +436) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +437) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +438) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +439) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +440) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +441) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +442) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +443) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +444) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +445) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +446) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +447) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +448) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +449) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +450) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +451) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +452) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +453) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +454) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +455) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +456) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +457) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +458) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +459) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +460) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +461) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +462) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +463) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +464) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +465) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +466) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +467) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +468) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +469) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +470) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +471) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +472) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +473) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +474) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +475) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +476) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +477) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +478) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +479) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +480) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +481) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +482) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +483) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +484) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +485) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +486) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +487) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +488) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +489) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +490) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +491) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +492) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +493) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +494) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +495) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +496) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +497) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +498) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +499) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +500) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +501) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +502) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +503) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +504) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +505) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +506) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +507) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +508) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +509) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +510) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +511) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +512) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +513) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +514) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +515) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +516) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +517) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +518) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +519) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +520) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +521) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +522) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +523) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +524) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +525) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +526) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +527) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +528) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +529) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +530) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +531) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +532) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +533) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +534) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +535) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +536) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +537) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +538) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +539) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +540) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +541) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +542) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +543) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +544) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +545) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +546) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +547) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +548) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +549) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +550) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +551) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +552) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +553) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +554) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +555) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +556) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +557) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +558) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +559) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +560) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +561) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +562) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +563) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +564) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +565) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +566) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +567) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +568) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +569) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +570) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +571) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +572) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +573) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +574) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +575) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +576) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +577) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +578) <myndzi> lol :( +579) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +580) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +581) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +582) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +583) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +584) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +585) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +586) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +587) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +588) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +589) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +590) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +591) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +592) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +593) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +594) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +595) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +596) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +597) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +598) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +599) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +600) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +601) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +602) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +603) <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +604) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +605) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +606) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +607) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +608) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +609) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +610) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +611) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +612) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +613) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +614) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +615) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +616) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +617) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +618) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +619) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +620) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +621) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +622) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +623) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +624) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +625) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +626) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +627) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +628) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +629) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +630) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +631) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +632) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +633) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +634) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +635) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +636) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +637) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +638) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +639) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +640) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +641) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +642) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +643) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +644) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +645) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +646) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +647) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +648) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +649) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +650) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +651) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +652) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +653) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +654) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +655) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +656) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +657) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +658) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +659) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +660) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +661) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +662) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +663) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +664) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +665) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +666) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +667) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +668) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +669) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +670) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +671) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +672) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +673) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +674) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +675) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +676) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +677) <elliott>.Ah. +678) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +679) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +680) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +681) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +682) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky +683) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +684) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +685) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +686) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +687) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +688) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +689) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +690) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +691) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +692) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +693) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +694) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +695) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +696) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +697) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +698) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. +699) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +700) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +701) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +702) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +703) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +704) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +705) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... +706) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +707) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +708) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +709) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +710) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +711) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +712) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) +713) <fungot> [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] +714) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord +715) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. +716) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. +717) <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise +718) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +719) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +720) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +721) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +722) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +723) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +724) <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky +725) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +726) <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before +727) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? +728) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. +729) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +730) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... +731) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +732) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. +733) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. +734) <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. +735) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +736) <roper> ioihgfdddf +737) <roper> rephtrase +738) <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) +739) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( +740) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people +741) <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) +742) <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. +743) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples +744) <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used +745) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. +746) <olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading +747) <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back +748) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented +749) <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable +750) <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that +751) <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA* +752) <fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord +753) <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world +754) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." +755) <fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed. +756) <shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up. +757) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" +758) <ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory +759) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. +760) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)" +761) <oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES +762) <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time +763) <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation +764) <elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context +765) <shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech. +766) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird +767) <Ngevd> I don't know which version of Linux kernel I'm using atm <Ngevd> Hang on <Ngevd> I'm on Windows +768) <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport +769) <Edwin Brady> Just seen this comment on reddit: "Parallel programming has been a solved problem for decades." I might have to stop reading the internet. +770) <elliott> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PRESSURE OF EVERYBODY THINKING I'M CONAL +771) <kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else <Sato0x> fact <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad +772) <kmc> haters gonna make som valid points +773) <kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler") +774) <ais523> and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will +775) <shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS +776) <Taneb> coleridge and +777) <Taneb> the killers dancer in my c*** +778) <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people +779) <Taneb> profanity specialities +780) <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent +781) <Taneb> may I use my phone says it's nick to clarify +782) <tswett> ais523: well, Dylan said "hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows", and then Lawlabee said "'cuz it's pretty awesome." <tswett> Except that by "it", Lawlabee was referring to something entirely different. <tswett> So when I added that quote, Lawlabee emotifrowned. +783) <olsner> is tswett Warrigal? +784) <itidus21> ais523: thats very zen really <ais523> no, it's more or less the opposite of zen +785) * elliott is back not for killing purposes but here to kill people. +786) <calamari> there was a time when I liked wearing a tie too.. I was a mormon. not claiming one has to be a religious nutcase to wear a tie, of course +787) <zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you +788) <oklopol> nortti: fizzie has done some impressive stuff in befunge, which is essentially the two-dimensional version of finnish politics. +789) <elliott> It's... not really links2-optimised. <nortti> elliott: I don't think that any page is links2 optimised +790) <elliott_> (help why are german) <monqy> i play the german version of crawl <elliott_> i +791) <fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h +792) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes +793) <elliott> gah <elliott> this language is of the devil <elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_ +794) <Gregor> Very much like "cen" is Latin for "horse", "yak" is Latin for "yak". +795) <kmc> i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live <kmc> it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins +796) <olsner> they call finnish human-readable? +797) <monqy> 200 and 20 are the same <monqy> different notations for the same thing +798) <Ngevd> And I may soon lack both a head and a wall +799) <shachaf> U+2205 [∅] NO LETTER O ALLOWED +800) <ion> 99 bugs in the bug tracker, 99 reports of bugs. Take one down and commit a fix, 106 bugs in the bug tracker. +801) <Lumpio-> STOP CAPITALIZING <Lumpio-> It's making me feel weird <shubshub> the I has to be capitilized its proper grammer +802) <monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible +803) <elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine +804) <ais523> coppro: I'm researching compiling high-level languages to hardware, which involves inventing new ones <ais523> because there were no modern variants of algol specialised for hardware, oddly enough +805) <monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode. <monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you +806) <oklopol> Gregor: i watched the first episode of MLP [...] <oklopol> Gregor: it wasn't bad, but there was very little sex and violence +807) <pikhq> The world would be a much classier place if the world was full of Gregors. <Phantom_Hoover> True, but how many of them are on fire? +808) <Phantom_Hoover> i once had a dream when i was told to look after some kittens but they were made of chocolate and i ate them :( +809) <pikhq> I vastly prefer "a blind idiot god". <quintopia> pikhq: to what? <pikhq> To the idea of someone actually intentionally designing a mouse. +810) <monqy> ophanim: omee~ +811) <monqy> if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him <monqy> i would also need a clone machine +812) <itidus21> you are like the linux torvalds of quiz engines +813) <Gregor> `log [o]klopol wasn't usually nude +814) <monqy> you've constructed a situation in which i have no choice but to die in 10 days <monqy> well done <monqy> that's murder +815) <itidus21> . o O ( (watches on from a distance) I just can't think that abstractly... or I don't want to. I'm more, there are 2 trains heading in opposite directions: what year were they built? How many windows do they have? Is anyone train surfing on them? Is Ringo Starr narrating this problem? ) [...] <itidus21> Do they serve french toast in the dining carriage? +816) <olsner> This quote is boring +817) <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once +818) <itidus21> i have a simple view of reality that goes something like this.. once your sufficiently well tied up.. it doesn't make a difference if your enemy has a knife or a gun.. you're equally screwed +819) <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform? <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term> <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know. +820) < oklopol> oh god another crazy haskell understander < oklopol> i have to leave +821) <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins. +822) <zzo38> (Some astrologers say all horoscopes that include objects other than the Sun are 3D, but they don't know what 3D means, that is why they are astrologers.) +823) <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer <Taneb> So, not like Glasgow at all +824) <oklopol> i don't get how people are afraid of parachute jumping but they routinely drive a car in fucking traffic +825) <elliott> oh, "legal" as in legal +826) <olsner> when everyone else was busy going "ewwww, comic sans!" I was reading the text and learned everything +827) <mroman> You can't quote me. +828) <zzo38> Sleep on the ceiling next Sunday. +829) < oerjan> Gregor: hey no fair doing ungoogleable citations +830) <fizzie> Also, UCS-4096 has the advantage that each codepoint handily matches the page size of many architectures, so you can deal with them in memory easily. +831) <itidus21> ubuntu is the solaris of the cola world +832) <itidus21> elliott___: we have been calling a book new for 2000 years and it took einstein to figure out relativity +833) <zzo38> Do you think " `addquote [with no context] < zzo38> Do you think psychology is worse, or not?" is worse, or not? +834) <elliott__> i just hit enter b/c its easier than ctrl+a del +835) <itidus21> world peace is for fascists +836) <ais523> rogues using maces is traditional [...] <ais523> not D&D tradition, people coshing people in back alleys tradition +837) <fungot> olsner: over the undertow! under the overpass! around the future and not just fnord for example. it's just the syntax +838) <zzo38> But I still sign by my pens and use extra dots and shapes and so on so that I can claim I was threatened to sign it and put those dots there to warn you, or whatever +839) * oerjan makes a brainfuck derivative for quoting xkcds +840) <zzo38> There is no rule in poker that says you have to try hard to win. +841) <zzo38> Yes you are correct you must be mad or you wouldn't have come here. No escape either, sorry. +842) <itidus21> i think in general it's against nature for an animal to be a boat +843) < kmc> but i mean i don't like jogging so i wouldn't like jogging while jerking off either +844) <kmc> yeah well, petty theft > federal obstruction of justice +845) <zzo38> Because, if it is all wrong, then I should fix it please +846) <madbr> I like the tactile response of actually hitting real balls :D +847) <oklopol> zzo38: i only like games whose names start with "mine" +848) <oklopol> my best guess is 4 years ago but possibly also yesterday +849) <kmc> the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon <kmc> it came in a cardboard box <kmc> i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can <kmc> it was amazing +850) <itidus21> and all this time I thought we were talking about postmodern analysis of junk mail delivery methods and simulations of elephant breeding patterns +851) <Phantom__Hoover> the scene: it is a warm summer's day in scotland, although one obscured by cloud and the fact that it is september +852) <elliott> this sounds sort of like @ kmc <kmc> well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science +853) <Gregor> My latest FB post: The worst part of floating point math is not the fact that 0.1 + 0.2 yields 0.30000000000000004, but trying to explain to people why their language is horribly broken if 0.1 + 0.2 does NOT yield 0.30000000000000004. +854) <oklopol> t <oklopol> y <oklopol> also i didn't say t\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head +855) <fizzie> Backups are so like one of those circus guys walking on a wire except with a safety rope. +856) <elliott> `delquote 869 +857) <Gregor> !rot13 Fluttershy Rainbow Dash Rarity Applejack Twilight Sparkle Pinkie Pie <EgoBot> Syhggreful Envaobj Qnfu Enevgl Nccyrwnpx Gjvyvtug Fcnexyr Cvaxvr Cvr <olsner> oh, they're all named after rot13'd welsh words +858) <olsner> it's not completely obvious since the displayed nick lengths are rounded to the closest integer +859) <zzo38> Confucius say too much. -- Recent Chinese Proverb +860) < tswett> You know what, I'm really sleepy and I should go to bed *right now*. I'm not even going to bo +861) <kmc> typed racket: anyone using a model m keyboard +862) <tswett> But let's ignore the fact that i doesn't exist. Is it even or odd? +863) <HackEgo> 499) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question [...] <Sgeo> miff-muffered moof sounds like a setup to something, but itidus screws it up. +864) <zzo38> Can you vote for just the green party or rainbow party instead of both? <kmc> nope, it is the same party <zzo38> That is the problem with political parties. +865) <Jafet> I wonder if Red Alert 4 will use MMIX +866) <Phantom_Hoover> unfortunately df is not yet able to simulate norway +867) <Phantom_Hoover> shachaf, your a fucking piece of shit, die and kill your family
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.27164 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,155 @@ +2008-03-22.txt:00:34:39: <Slereah> What I find amusing is that Conservapedia doesn't like Andrew Wiles proof. +2008-06-25.txt:10:16:04: <Bishopshate> http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia:Lenski_dialog +2008-09-18.txt:17:42:55: <tusho> http://www.conservapedia.com/Evolution +2008-11-05.txt:07:01:17: <GregorR> http://www.conservapedia.com/Barack_Obama // Hahahaha, this is so over-the-top-libelous it's not so much offensive as surreal :P +2008-11-05.txt:14:32:15: <ehird> lol that conservapedia article +2008-11-06.txt:16:04:21: <ehird> -- Conservapedia +2008-11-06.txt:16:04:36: <ehird> [[If elected, Obama would likely become the first Muslim President, and could use the Koran to be sworn into office.]] - also conservapedia +2009-02-23.txt:00:11:51: <oklopol> http://www.conservapedia.com/Diagonalization +2009-02-23.txt:00:13:18: <GregorR> Ah yes, conservapedia, truly MY reliable source of information. +2009-02-23.txt:00:13:24: <Slereah> Yep, I'm on conservapedia +2009-02-23.txt:00:14:31: <GregorR> Even for conservapedia that's pretty retarded :P +2009-02-23.txt:14:49:36: <ehird> i love conservapedia +2009-04-16.txt:17:11:39: <ehird> — http://www.conservapedia.com/Evolution +2009-04-16.txt:17:11:43: <ehird> How I love Conservapedia. +2009-04-16.txt:17:12:08: <Slereah> Conservapedia on evolution isn't fun, ehird +2009-04-16.txt:17:12:44: <pikhq> Conservapedia was really fun when it had relativity deniers. +2009-04-16.txt:17:13:52: <pikhq> Conservapedia denied that. +2009-04-16.txt:17:14:13: <Slereah> What I love about Conservapedia is when it gets crazy on unrelated matters +2009-04-16.txt:21:50:25: <kerlo> I wonder why Conservapedia even mentions mathematics. +2009-06-04.txt:22:44:15: <ehird> conservapedia ftw +2009-06-04.txt:22:50:57: <ehird> http://conservapedia.com/William_Lane_Craig +2009-08-09.txt:18:42:52: <ehird> http://conservapedia.com/Barack_Obama +2009-08-09.txt:19:10:44: <ehird> Anyway, Conservapedia's Atheism article used to start with a picture of Hitler. +2009-08-09.txt:19:16:52: <pikhq> GregorR-L: We got here from discussing Conservapedia's article on Obama. +2009-08-09.txt:19:18:09: <ehird> Hey, maybe Conservapedia is part of Obama's socialist eugenics program. +2009-08-09.txt:19:18:29: <ehird> Anyone who makes a non-satiric edit to Conservapedia won't be allowed to breed when the program comes into place. +2009-08-09.txt:19:18:55: <ais523> don't Conservapedia claim that they'll sue vandals? +2009-08-09.txt:19:19:06: <ehird> http://conservapedia.com/Conservapedia:Commandments +2009-08-09.txt:19:20:48: <ehird> Only True Americans who work can access Conservapedia, and they have jobs. +2009-10-05.txt:17:02:23: <Deewiant> -- http://conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project +2009-10-05.txt:17:13:21: <ais523> I'm wondering if it's a splinter group formed by the people who joined conservapedia just to troll +2009-10-05.txt:17:13:45: <ais523> (statistically speaking, we can expect at least one thus-far-undetected conservapedia troll) +2010-03-14.txt:03:01:31: <coppro> I read it on Conservapedia! +2010-04-30.txt:22:44:48: <Phantom_Hoover> I mention this because of this: http://www.conservapedia.com/Talk:Richard_Dawkins +2010-04-30.txt:22:45:24: <alise> Conservapedia contents are hating techniques, not debating techniques :-) +2010-04-30.txt:22:45:41: <alise> [[It appears as if both the political left and the political right are beginning to perceive the atheist and evolutionist Richard Dawkins as a "clown". The Huffington Post and the Canadian publication the National Post have both referred to Richard Dawkins as a "clown" recently. Conservapedia is considering adding material to its Richard Dawkins article in order to incorporate the public's growing perception that Dawkins is a clown. Dawkins certainly has a +2010-04-30.txt:22:46:05: -!- alise changed the topic of #esoteric to: Conservapedia is considering adding material to its Richard Dawkins article in order to incorporate the public's growing perception that Dawkins is a clown. | http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D +2010-05-06.txt:16:36:17: <beinghuman> http://conservapedia.com/Conservapedia:Richard_Dawkins_Project#Dawkins_the_clown +2010-05-06.txt:18:39:04: * Rugxulo is confused ... wtf is Conservapedia? +2010-05-06.txt:18:43:36: <Phantom_Hoover> Conservapedia was pretty funny back in the day. +2010-05-09.txt:18:43:33: <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.conservapedia.com/Linear_algebra#Application:_Analyzing_Liberal_style_on_Wikipedia +2010-05-09.txt:18:49:23: <olsner> conservapedia :( +2010-05-25.txt:15:29:24: <Phantom_Hoover> I meant Conservapedia. +2010-05-28.txt:19:05:03: <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.conservapedia.com/User_talk:Aschlafly#Considering_An_Open_Letter_to_Richard_Dawkins_at_Conservapedia <-- More insane +2010-07-28.txt:11:16:55: <Phantom_Hoover> Wow, I just looked at Conservapedia's article on Enccyclopædia Dramatica. +2010-07-28.txt:11:20:43: <Ilari> Conservapedia... One more proof of that there are hardcore lunatics out there... +2010-08-08.txt:00:39:07: <Sgeo> http://conservapedia.com/Talk:Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Words#Decrypt +2010-08-08.txt:00:39:18: <alise> Ah, Conservapedia. +2010-08-08.txt:00:42:01: <augur> conservapedia +2010-08-08.txt:00:42:53: <coppro> conservapedia +2010-08-08.txt:16:34:40: <Phantom_Hoover> Generally, http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_The_transitional_animal_the_flying_kitty%3F +2010-08-09.txt:19:22:11: <alise> http://conservapedia.com/Counterexamples_to_Relativity +2010-08-09.txt:19:33:18: <alise> theory: fax uses conservapedia +2010-08-09.txt:22:09:38: <alise> "A Colbert Report interview featured this project." --http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project +2010-08-09.txt:22:45:10: <alise> cpressey: & admin of Conservapedia. +2010-08-09.txt:22:46:01: <Ilari> Well, admin of Conservapedia => idiot extraordinare. But what is his father's claim to fame? +2010-08-09.txt:22:46:03: <alise> http://www.conservapedia.com/Mystery:Why_Do_Non-Conservatives_Exist? +2010-08-12.txt:23:41:41: <pikhq> Conservapedia's denying relativity again. +2010-08-12.txt:23:42:10: <Flonk> Conservapedia? :D +2010-08-16.txt:18:20:43: <alise> --Conservapedia, "Counterexamples to Relativity". +2010-08-16.txt:20:28:35: <Phantom_Hoover_> http://www.conservapedia.com/Category:Success +2010-10-01.txt:17:34:29: <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.conservapedia.com/Obamageddon THIS WORKS EVEN BETTER WITH AN ATHEIST NON-RHOTIC ACCENT +2010-10-09.txt:22:40:47: <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Finland&diff=next&oldid=332117 +2010-10-22.txt:14:59:57: <elliott> "Ed, I know I've only been around now and again - the family and work come first! - but I have the real inside scoop on an atheist meeting in the UK. Some really big names, some really shocking talks." -- Conservapedia +2010-10-24.txt:17:56:14: <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_10_telltale_signs_you_are_on_your_way_to_becoming_an_atheist_nerd +2010-11-12.txt:18:56:32: <Phantom_Hoover> http://conservapedia.com/ConservaMath_Medal +2010-11-12.txt:19:21:15: <oklopol> it surprises me greatly that conservapedia has an article on infinity, i was pretty sure they were all finitists +2010-11-12.txt:19:24:15: <elliott> oklopol: it surprises me greatly that conservapedia has an article on infinity, i was pretty sure they were all finitists +2010-11-12.txt:19:25:34: <Gregor> http://www.conservapedia.com/Special:Random <-- how to kill yourself +2010-11-12.txt:19:27:40: <elliott> oklopol: http://www.conservapedia.com/Counterexamples_to_Relativity +2010-11-12.txt:19:39:09: <oklopol> http://conservapedia.com/Axiom_of_Infinity +2010-12-30.txt:10:10:43: <coppro> http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Conservapedia +2011-01-02.txt:21:20:14: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, you fail to understand that a significant driving force behind RW's policy is being the opposite of Conservapedia. +2011-01-02.txt:21:20:23: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: RATIONALWIKI PREDATES CONSERVAPEDIA (iirc) +2011-01-02.txt:21:21:13: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: I guess nobody realised that the opposite of Conservapedia is LiberalUnjustifiedNutjobPedia. +2011-01-02.txt:21:22:11: <elliott> If you say "but RW is humorous", well ... I can't bring myself to take Conservapedia seriously either. :P +2011-01-03.txt:00:45:51: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, WIGO CP is the blow-by-blow report on Conservapedia; it spread from there. +2011-01-03.txt:00:49:52: <elliott> Then again, one could argue that Conservapedia has actually turned into a satire wiki and its owner is just too dumb to realise that. +2011-04-01.txt:12:26:45: <elliott> "On another note, I'm quickly growing tired of the undue snarkiness and senseless arrogance of the Brit Clique, as I call them, here on Wiki... It's no wonder a bunch morons a few years back went and made Conservapedia. Not that I like that place either. Plus I'm banned from it... lol..." --[[User:Jros83]] +2011-04-05.txt:15:00:37: <Phantom_Hoover> I appear to be 403ed from Conservapedia. +2011-04-13.txt:21:55:19: <elliott> "↑ Bad experiences with power-tripping Conservapedia sysops, and the nature of sysop chores have made them call sysopship a "demotion"." +2011-05-22.txt:08:37:36: <Sgeo> According to Conservapedia's Conservative Bible Project, Jesus never said these words. They are a liberal coruption of the text. "This quotation is a favorite of liberals but should not appear in a conservative Bible." 23:34 +2011-06-08.txt:17:03:52: <Sgeo> Conservapedia makes me laugh +2011-06-08.txt:17:04:23: <Sgeo> http://www.conservapedia.com/Talk:Counterexamples_to_Evolution/archive1#Some_Comments +2011-06-08.txt:17:08:30: <elliott> Sgeo: almost the entire world is blocked IP-wise (403) from Conservapedia +2011-06-08.txt:17:09:19: <elliott> but evidently Conservapedia's five editors aren't affected +2011-06-08.txt:17:32:36: <zzo38> And why did Conservapedia block everyone? +2011-06-25.txt:17:31:06: <Gregor> Conservapedia's news section's coverage of the New York gay marriage bill puts the word "marriage" in scare quotes X-D +2011-06-25.txt:17:33:27: <Phantom_Hoover> Gregor, you can still get Conservapedia? +2011-06-25.txt:17:34:40: <tswett> Yeah, doesn't Conservapedia only allow access to people in the US or something? +2011-06-25.txt:17:41:12: <tswett> Conservapedia's energy on homeopathy seems pretty accurate. +2011-06-25.txt:17:56:33: <Gregor> monqy: That's the joy of Conservapedia! +2011-06-25.txt:17:56:40: <monqy> oh conservapedia +2011-06-25.txt:18:01:10: <Gregor> newsham: Yes, it's right here on Conservapedia! +2011-06-25.txt:18:05:08: <Gregor> It's a good thing they claim "pseudoscience", since it makes up the bulk of Conservapedia :P +2011-06-25.txt:18:05:15: <monqy> how much of conservapedia is literally a joke +2011-09-22.txt:17:19:47: <elliott> "Artist's conception of soul joining the fertilized egg at conception." --Conservapedia caption +2011-09-22.txt:17:20:32: <elliott> http://www.conservapedia.com/Human_reproduction +2011-09-22.txt:17:42:15: <elliott> http://conservapedia.com/images/9/93/Soul_Conception.jpg +2011-09-22.txt:17:45:37: <elliott> http://conservapedia.com/ADA_(programming_language) ;; they miscapitalised Ada. Burn. +2011-09-22.txt:17:47:13: <elliott> No Conservapedia stop no. +2011-09-22.txt:17:48:13: <fizzie> Conservapedia: the best way to learn how to program? +2011-09-22.txt:17:48:51: <elliott> [[conservapedia:Ada Lovelace]] is disappointingly light on THAT WIMMEN CAN'T HAVE DONE PROGRAMMED IT SHE MUST HAVE GOT HER HUSBAND TO DO IT. +2011-09-22.txt:17:49:28: <Phantom_Hoover> http://conservapedia.com/Evolutionary_algorithm +2011-09-22.txt:17:49:32: <CakeProphet> elliott: on conservapedia America is the best place with the best opinions. +2011-09-22.txt:17:51:01: <CakeProphet> I wonder how many contribute to conservapedia as a parody of conservative opinions. +2011-09-22.txt:17:56:37: <ais523> didn't Conservapedia famously threaten to sue trolls? +2011-09-22.txt:17:57:25: <elliott> "Unproductive activity, such as 90% talk page edits and only 10% quality edits to Conservapedia articles, may result in blocking of the account.[7] See the Guidelines for more detail." +2011-09-22.txt:18:14:35: <Phantom_Hoover> <ais523> didn't Conservapedia famously threaten to sue trolls? +2011-09-22.txt:19:33:26: <CakeProphet> conservapedia is so entertaining. +2011-10-04.txt:20:18:08: <fizzie> oerjan: Are there conservapedia db-dumps? +2011-11-20.txt:01:48:56: <shachaf> elliott: Fortunately there's Conservapedia. +2011-11-20.txt:01:49:46: * shachaf looks up [[Talk:Main Page]] on Conservapedia. +2011-11-20.txt:01:52:37: <elliott> Oh, someone beat me to it: http://conservapedia.com/Talk:Main_Page#Gambling_story +2011-11-20.txt:01:54:39: <pikhq_> I think the worst part about Conservapedia is that it's not a troll. +2011-11-20.txt:01:56:03: <shachaf> "Schlafly created Conservapedia in November 2006.[12] He felt the need to start the project after reading a student's assignment written using Common Era dating notation rather than the Anno Domini system that he preferred." +2011-11-20.txt:01:57:20: <Gregor> Underlying logic: See: Conservapedia. +2011-11-20.txt:02:33:32: <CakeProphet> elliott: http://conservapedia.com/Talk:Jesus_Christ +2011-11-20.txt:02:34:29: <CakeProphet> Funny how this page is locked depsite conservapedia asking for people to edit it. previous unsigned comment added by User:Wikipediaisbetter +2011-11-20.txt:02:43:23: <zzo38> It looks like Conservapedia is not being encyclopedic! Although some of the points might be valid in some cases, they are not correct if you are trying to be unbiased articles about stuff like encyclopedic stuff. +2011-11-20.txt:02:48:48: <zzo38> Well, Wikipedia should probably cover Jesus Christ as savior of mankind etc, although in the different way than Conservapedia does; Wikipedia should write it like, this is according to Christians religion, and such things, instead of saying it is absolute and that stuff. But Wikipedia should still write about Jesus Christ as savior, just not the way Conservapedia does. +2011-11-20.txt:02:51:10: <CakeProphet> http://conservapedia.com/Homosexuality +2011-11-20.txt:02:51:49: <elliott> http://conservapedia.com/Poop +2011-11-20.txt:02:52:09: <elliott> http://conservapedia.com/Obscenity "Language describing homosexual acts tends, at least in English, to have the greatest emotional impact." +2011-11-20.txt:02:58:04: <CakeProphet> The founder (known only as "WillH") wanted Liberapedia to parody Conservapedia and advised that: "most articles should take stereotypical liberal views and distort them to the extreme". Most arrivals since then have ignored that, and instead just written about liberal politics with dead seriousness. +2011-11-20.txt:04:01:08: <zzo38> The Conservapedia page about GNU/Linux mentions that Richard Stallman is atheist. The article about Donald Knuth doesn't mention that Knuth is Christian, and it says he is known as the creator of LaTeX (the article about LaTeX (there is none about TeX) mentions that Leslie Lamport invented LaTeX, not Knuth). I did look at Liberapedia too. +2011-11-20.txt:04:01:47: <Sgeo> ....Does Conservapedia have a thing against F/OSS? +2011-11-20.txt:04:06:00: <pikhq_> Also, I'd imagine Conservapedia mostly has an anti-geek bias. I'm surprised there's even an *article* on rms. +2011-12-12.txt:19:23:37: <Gregor> kallisti: "There has never been any evidence presented that the soul can enter the body at any time later than conception." — Conservapedia +2011-12-12.txt:19:24:07: <monqy> wow good job conservapedia +2011-12-27.txt:08:51:23: <HackEgo> 2010-05-06.txt:18:43:36: <Phantom_Hoover> Conservapedia was pretty funny back in the day. +2012-01-18.txt:06:24:11: <oerjan> kallisti: try conservapedia instead +2012-02-08.txt:07:40:21: * Sgeo vaguely wonders if Conservapedia has an article on Alan Turing +2012-02-08.txt:07:44:15: <Sgeo> http://www.conservapedia.com/Alan_Turing +2012-02-08.txt:07:45:04: <pikhq> Sgeo: Conservapedians are convinced atheism is the ultimate sin. +2012-02-08.txt:07:46:06: <Sgeo> http://www.conservapedia.com/Talk:Alan_Turing +2012-02-08.txt:07:46:22: <Sgeo> " All politics aside, any biographical entry on Alan Turing which doesn't mention his sexual orientation at all is woefully incomplete. Deliberately avoiding the subject for fear of endorsing it serves no purpose except to give readers the impression that Conservapedia is a wiki which puts ideology ahead of being an informative reference tool." +2012-02-08.txt:08:10:33: * Jafet vaguely wonders why there would be a discussion on the intellectual neutrality of editors on Conservapedia +2012-02-08.txt:15:12:05: <Gregor> <Sgeo> " All politics aside, any biographical entry on Alan Turing which doesn't mention his sexual orientation at all is woefully incomplete. Deliberately avoiding the subject for fear of endorsing it serves no purpose except to give readers the impression that Conservapedia is a wiki which puts ideology ahead of being an informative reference tool." +2012-02-08.txt:15:12:25: <Gregor> I'm pretty sure that even Conservapedia's /supporters/ recognize it as a wiki which puts ideology ahead of being an informative reference tool ... +2012-03-19.txt:10:53:26: <elliott> wow, Conservapedia runs PHP via CGI +2012-03-19.txt:10:53:53: <elliott> ais523: http://conservapedia.com/Special:Version +2012-03-28.txt:02:36:32: <kmc> i'm amused that some religious fundamentalists (e.g. conservapedia) are strongly pro-quantum and anti-relativity +2012-04-03.txt:01:55:09: <Sgeo> I want to facepalm at Conservapedia +2012-04-05.txt:20:14:12: * Sgeo vaguely wonders if Conservapedia covers EPR stuff +2012-04-05.txt:20:16:33: <oerjan> conservapedia considers the european pressurized reactor a sure sign of the Beast. +2012-04-08.txt:20:43:29: <itidus20> "Phyllis Schlafly's son Andrew became a lawyer and founded the website Conservapedia." +2012-04-15.txt:16:15:07: <elliott> and 430 is a direct Conservapedia quote, which is totally cheating, but I guess we'll have to live with it +2012-04-18.txt:05:07:26: <Sgeo> ....did Conservapedia just cite a cult? +2012-04-18.txt:05:08:56: <Sgeo> http://conservapedia.com/Premarital_sex +2012-04-18.txt:05:53:59: <kmc> you're reading conservapedia +2012-04-19.txt:07:08:40: <Sgeo> http://conservapedia.com/RINO +2012-04-19.txt:07:37:19: <kmc> why are you reading conservapedia +2012-04-19.txt:11:48:56: <itidus21> `pastelogs conservapedia +2012-04-19.txt:11:49:33: <itidus21> `pastelogs conservapedia
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.27177 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,862 @@ +1) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +2) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +3) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +4) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +5) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +6) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +7) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +8) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +9) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +10) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +11) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +12) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +13) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +14) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +15) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +16) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +17) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +18) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +19) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +20) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +22) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +23) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +24) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +25) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +26) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +27) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +28) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +29) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +30) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +31) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +32) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +33) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +34) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +35) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +36) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +37) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +38) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +39) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +40) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +41) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +42) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +43) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +44) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +45) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +46) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +47) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +48) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +49) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +50) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +51) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +52) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +53) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +54) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +55) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +56) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +57) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +58) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +59) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +60) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +61) <fax> im the worst person in the world +62) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +63) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +64) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +65) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +66) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +67) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +68) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +69) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +70) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +71) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +72) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +73) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +74) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +75) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +76) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +77) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +78) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +79) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +80) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +81) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +82) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +83) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +84) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +85) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +86) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +87) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +88) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +89) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +90) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +91) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +92) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +93) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +94) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +95) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +96) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +97) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +98) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +99) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +100) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +101) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +102) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +103) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +104) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +105) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +106) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +107) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +108) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +109) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +110) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +111) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +112) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +113) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +114) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +115) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +116) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +117) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +118) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +119) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +120) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +121) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +122) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +123) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +124) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +125) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +126) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +127) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +128) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +129) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +130) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +131) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +132) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +133) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +134) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +135) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +136) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +137) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +138) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +139) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +140) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +141) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +142) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +143) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +144) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +145) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +146) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +147) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +148) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +149) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +150) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +151) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +152) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +153) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +154) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +155) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +156) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +157) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +158) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +159) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +160) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +161) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +162) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +163) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +164) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +165) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +166) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +167) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +168) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +169) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +170) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +171) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +172) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +173) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +174) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +175) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +176) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +177) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +178) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +179) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +180) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +181) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +182) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +183) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +184) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +185) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +186) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +187) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +188) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +189) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +190) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +191) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +192) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +193) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +194) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +195) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +196) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +197) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +198) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +199) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +200) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +201) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +202) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +203) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +204) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +205) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +206) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +207) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +208) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +209) <ais523> yay CDE +210) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +211) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +212) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +213) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +214) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +215) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +216) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +217) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +218) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +219) * quintopia sits on gregor +220) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +221) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +222) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +223) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +224) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +225) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +226) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +227) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +228) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +229) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +230) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +231) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +232) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +233) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +234) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +235) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +236) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +237) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +238) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +239) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +240) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +241) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +242) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +243) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +244) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +245) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +246) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +247) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +248) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +249) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +250) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +251) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +252) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +253) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +254) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +255) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +256) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +257) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +258) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +259) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +260) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +261) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +262) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +263) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +264) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +265) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +266) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +267) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +268) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +269) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +270) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +271) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +272) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +273) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +274) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +275) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +276) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +277) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +278) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +279) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +280) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +281) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +282) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +283) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +284) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +285) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +286) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +287) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +288) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +289) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +290) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +291) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +292) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +293) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +294) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +295) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +296) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +297) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +298) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +299) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +300) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +301) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +302) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +303) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +304) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +305) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +306) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +307) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +308) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +309) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +310) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +311) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +312) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +313) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +314) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +315) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +316) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +317) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +318) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +319) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +320) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +321) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +322) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +323) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +324) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +325) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +326) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +327) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +328) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +329) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +330) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +331) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +332) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +333) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +334) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +335) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +336) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +337) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +338) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +339) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +340) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +341) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +342) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +343) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +344) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +345) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +346) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +347) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +348) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +349) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +350) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +351) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +352) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +353) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +354) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +355) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +356) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +357) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +358) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +359) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +360) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +361) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +362) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +363) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +364) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +365) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +366) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +367) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +368) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +369) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +370) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +371) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +372) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +373) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +374) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +375) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +376) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +377) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +378) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +379) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +380) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +381) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +382) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +383) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +384) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +385) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +386) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +387) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +388) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +389) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +390) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +391) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +392) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +393) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +394) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +395) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +396) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +397) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +398) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +399) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +400) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +401) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +402) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +403) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +404) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +405) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +406) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +407) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +408) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +409) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +410) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +411) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +412) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +413) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +414) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +415) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +416) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +417) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +418) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +419) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +420) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +421) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +422) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +423) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +424) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +425) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +426) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +427) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +428) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +429) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +430) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +431) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +432) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +433) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +434) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +435) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +436) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +437) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +438) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +439) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +440) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +441) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +442) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +443) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +444) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +445) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +446) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +447) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +448) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +449) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +450) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +451) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +452) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +453) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +454) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +455) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +456) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +457) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +458) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +459) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +460) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +461) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +462) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +463) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +464) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +465) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +466) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +467) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +468) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +469) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +470) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +471) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +472) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +473) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +474) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +475) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +476) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +477) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +478) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +479) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +480) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +481) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +482) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +483) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +484) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +485) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +486) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +487) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +488) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +489) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +490) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +491) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +492) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +493) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +494) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +495) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +496) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +497) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +498) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +499) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +500) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +501) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +502) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +503) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +504) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +505) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +506) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +507) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +508) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +509) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +510) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +511) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +512) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +513) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +514) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +515) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +516) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +517) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +518) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +519) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +520) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +521) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +522) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +523) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +524) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +525) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +526) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +527) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +528) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +529) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +530) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +531) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +532) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +533) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +534) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +535) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +536) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +537) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +538) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +539) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +540) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +541) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +542) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +543) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +544) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +545) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +546) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +547) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +548) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +549) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +550) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +551) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +552) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +553) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +554) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +555) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +556) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +557) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +558) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +559) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +560) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +561) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +562) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +563) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +564) <myndzi> lol :( +565) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +566) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +567) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +568) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +569) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +570) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +571) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +572) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +573) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +574) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +575) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +576) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +577) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +578) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +579) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +580) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +581) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +582) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +583) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +584) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +585) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +586) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +587) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +588) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +589) <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +590) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +591) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +592) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +593) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +594) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +595) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +596) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +597) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +598) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +599) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +600) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +601) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +602) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +603) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +604) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +605) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +606) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +607) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +608) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +609) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +610) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +611) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +612) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +613) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +614) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +615) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +616) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +617) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +618) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +619) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +620) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +621) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +622) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +623) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +624) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +625) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +626) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +627) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +628) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +629) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +630) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +631) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +632) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +633) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +634) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +635) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +636) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +637) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +638) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +639) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +640) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +641) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +642) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +643) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +644) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +645) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +646) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +647) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +648) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +649) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +650) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +651) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +652) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +653) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +654) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +655) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +656) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +657) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +658) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +659) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +660) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +661) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +662) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +663) <elliott>.Ah. +664) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +665) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +666) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +667) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +668) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky +669) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +670) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +671) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +672) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +673) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +674) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +675) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +676) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +677) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +678) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +679) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +680) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +681) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +682) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +683) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +684) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. +685) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +686) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +687) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +688) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +689) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +690) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +691) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... +692) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +693) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +694) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +695) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +696) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +697) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +698) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) +699) <fungot> [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] +700) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord +701) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. +702) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. +703) <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise +704) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +705) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +706) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +707) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +708) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +709) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +710) <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky +711) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +712) <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before +713) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? +714) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. +715) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +716) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... +717) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +718) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. +719) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. +720) <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. +721) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +722) <roper> rephtrase +723) <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) +724) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( +725) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people +726) <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) +727) <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. +728) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples +729) <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used +730) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. +731) <olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading +732) <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back +733) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented +734) <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable +735) <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that +736) <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA* +737) <fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord +738) <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world +739) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." +740) <fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed. +741) <shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up. +742) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" +743) <ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory +744) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. +745) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)" +746) <oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES +747) <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time +748) <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation +749) <elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context +750) <shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech. +751) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird +752) <Ngevd> I don't know which version of Linux kernel I'm using atm <Ngevd> Hang on <Ngevd> I'm on Windows +753) <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport +754) <Edwin Brady> Just seen this comment on reddit: "Parallel programming has been a solved problem for decades." I might have to stop reading the internet. +755) <elliott> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PRESSURE OF EVERYBODY THINKING I'M CONAL +756) <kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else <Sato0x> fact <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad +757) <kmc> haters gonna make som valid points +758) <kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler") +759) <ais523> and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will +760) <shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS +761) <Taneb> coleridge and +762) <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people +763) <Taneb> profanity specialities +764) <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent +765) <tswett> ais523: well, Dylan said "hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows", and then Lawlabee said "'cuz it's pretty awesome." <tswett> Except that by "it", Lawlabee was referring to something entirely different. <tswett> So when I added that quote, Lawlabee emotifrowned. +766) <olsner> is tswett Warrigal? +767) <itidus21> ais523: thats very zen really <ais523> no, it's more or less the opposite of zen +768) * elliott is back not for killing purposes but here to kill people. +769) <calamari> there was a time when I liked wearing a tie too.. I was a mormon. not claiming one has to be a religious nutcase to wear a tie, of course +770) <zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you +771) <oklopol> nortti: fizzie has done some impressive stuff in befunge, which is essentially the two-dimensional version of finnish politics. +772) <elliott> It's... not really links2-optimised. <nortti> elliott: I don't think that any page is links2 optimised +773) <elliott_> (help why are german) <monqy> i play the german version of crawl <elliott_> i +774) <fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h +775) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes +776) <elliott> gah <elliott> this language is of the devil <elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_ +777) <Gregor> Very much like "cen" is Latin for "horse", "yak" is Latin for "yak". +778) <kmc> i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live <kmc> it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins +779) <olsner> they call finnish human-readable? +780) <monqy> 200 and 20 are the same <monqy> different notations for the same thing +781) <Ngevd> And I may soon lack both a head and a wall +782) <shachaf> U+2205 [∅] NO LETTER O ALLOWED +783) <ion> 99 bugs in the bug tracker, 99 reports of bugs. Take one down and commit a fix, 106 bugs in the bug tracker. +784) <Lumpio-> STOP CAPITALIZING <Lumpio-> It's making me feel weird <shubshub> the I has to be capitilized its proper grammer +785) <monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible +786) <elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine +787) <ais523> coppro: I'm researching compiling high-level languages to hardware, which involves inventing new ones <ais523> because there were no modern variants of algol specialised for hardware, oddly enough +788) <monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode. <monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you +789) <oklopol> Gregor: i watched the first episode of MLP [...] <oklopol> Gregor: it wasn't bad, but there was very little sex and violence +790) <pikhq> The world would be a much classier place if the world was full of Gregors. <Phantom_Hoover> True, but how many of them are on fire? +791) <Phantom_Hoover> i once had a dream when i was told to look after some kittens but they were made of chocolate and i ate them :( +792) <pikhq> I vastly prefer "a blind idiot god". <quintopia> pikhq: to what? <pikhq> To the idea of someone actually intentionally designing a mouse. +793) <monqy> ophanim: omee~ +794) <monqy> if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him <monqy> i would also need a clone machine +795) <itidus21> you are like the linux torvalds of quiz engines +796) <Gregor> `log [o]klopol wasn't usually nude +797) <monqy> you've constructed a situation in which i have no choice but to die in 10 days <monqy> well done <monqy> that's murder +798) <itidus21> . o O ( (watches on from a distance) I just can't think that abstractly... or I don't want to. I'm more, there are 2 trains heading in opposite directions: what year were they built? How many windows do they have? Is anyone train surfing on them? Is Ringo Starr narrating this problem? ) [...] <itidus21> Do they serve french toast in the dining carriage? +799) <olsner> This quote is boring +800) <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once +801) <itidus21> i have a simple view of reality that goes something like this.. once your sufficiently well tied up.. it doesn't make a difference if your enemy has a knife or a gun.. you're equally screwed +802) <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform? <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term> <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know. +803) < oklopol> oh god another crazy haskell understander < oklopol> i have to leave +804) <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins. +805) <zzo38> (Some astrologers say all horoscopes that include objects other than the Sun are 3D, but they don't know what 3D means, that is why they are astrologers.) +806) <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer <Taneb> So, not like Glasgow at all +807) <oklopol> i don't get how people are afraid of parachute jumping but they routinely drive a car in fucking traffic +808) <elliott> oh, "legal" as in legal +809) <olsner> when everyone else was busy going "ewwww, comic sans!" I was reading the text and learned everything +810) <mroman> You can't quote me. +811) <zzo38> Sleep on the ceiling next Sunday. +812) < oerjan> Gregor: hey no fair doing ungoogleable citations +813) <fizzie> Also, UCS-4096 has the advantage that each codepoint handily matches the page size of many architectures, so you can deal with them in memory easily. +814) <itidus21> ubuntu is the solaris of the cola world +815) <itidus21> elliott___: we have been calling a book new for 2000 years and it took einstein to figure out relativity +816) <zzo38> Do you think " `addquote [with no context] < zzo38> Do you think psychology is worse, or not?" is worse, or not? +817) <elliott__> i just hit enter b/c its easier than ctrl+a del +818) <itidus21> world peace is for fascists +819) <ais523> rogues using maces is traditional [...] <ais523> not D&D tradition, people coshing people in back alleys tradition +820) <fungot> olsner: over the undertow! under the overpass! around the future and not just fnord for example. it's just the syntax +821) <zzo38> But I still sign by my pens and use extra dots and shapes and so on so that I can claim I was threatened to sign it and put those dots there to warn you, or whatever +822) * oerjan makes a brainfuck derivative for quoting xkcds +823) <zzo38> There is no rule in poker that says you have to try hard to win. +824) <zzo38> Yes you are correct you must be mad or you wouldn't have come here. No escape either, sorry. +825) <itidus21> i think in general it's against nature for an animal to be a boat +826) < kmc> but i mean i don't like jogging so i wouldn't like jogging while jerking off either +827) <kmc> yeah well, petty theft > federal obstruction of justice +828) <zzo38> Because, if it is all wrong, then I should fix it please +829) <madbr> I like the tactile response of actually hitting real balls :D +830) <oklopol> zzo38: i only like games whose names start with "mine" +831) <oklopol> my best guess is 4 years ago but possibly also yesterday +832) <kmc> the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon <kmc> it came in a cardboard box <kmc> i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can <kmc> it was amazing +833) <itidus21> and all this time I thought we were talking about postmodern analysis of junk mail delivery methods and simulations of elephant breeding patterns +834) <Phantom__Hoover> the scene: it is a warm summer's day in scotland, although one obscured by cloud and the fact that it is september +835) <elliott> this sounds sort of like @ kmc <kmc> well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science +836) <Gregor> My latest FB post: The worst part of floating point math is not the fact that 0.1 + 0.2 yields 0.30000000000000004, but trying to explain to people why their language is horribly broken if 0.1 + 0.2 does NOT yield 0.30000000000000004. +837) <oklopol> t <oklopol> y <oklopol> also i didn't say t\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head +838) <fizzie> Backups are so like one of those circus guys walking on a wire except with a safety rope. +839) <elliott> `delquote 869 +840) <Gregor> !rot13 Fluttershy Rainbow Dash Rarity Applejack Twilight Sparkle Pinkie Pie <EgoBot> Syhggreful Envaobj Qnfu Enevgl Nccyrwnpx Gjvyvtug Fcnexyr Cvaxvr Cvr <olsner> oh, they're all named after rot13'd welsh words +841) <olsner> it's not completely obvious since the displayed nick lengths are rounded to the closest integer +842) <zzo38> Confucius say too much. -- Recent Chinese Proverb +843) < tswett> You know what, I'm really sleepy and I should go to bed *right now*. I'm not even going to bo +844) <kmc> typed racket: anyone using a model m keyboard +845) <tswett> But let's ignore the fact that i doesn't exist. Is it even or odd? +846) <HackEgo> 499) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question [...] <Sgeo> miff-muffered moof sounds like a setup to something, but itidus screws it up. +847) <zzo38> Can you vote for just the green party or rainbow party instead of both? <kmc> nope, it is the same party <zzo38> That is the problem with political parties. +848) <Jafet> I wonder if Red Alert 4 will use MMIX +849) <Phantom_Hoover> unfortunately df is not yet able to simulate norway +850) <Phantom_Hoover> shachaf, your a fucking piece of shit, die and kill your family +851) <Sgeo> Turns out the apartment had cheese and I just didn't know where it was +852) <HackEgo> 88) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) [...] <Sgeo_> Is there supposed to be a joke in 88? <Sgeo_> Unless "N-Gage" is some pseudoscientific spiritual mumbo-jumbo, I don't get it. <Sgeo_> Oh, it's a cell phone gaming thing apparently +853) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the only lesson I can really take away from this experience is "don't fuck around with vampires". +854) <oerjan> `welcome Rawlie * zzo38 has joined #esoteric <Rawlie> thank you <zzo38> You're welcome. +855) <elliott> seriously q is the best fucking letter in the alphabet +856) <kmc> colemak is for people who think dvorak is too mainstream +857) <Fiora> omg <Fiora> that JIT is really amazing [...] <Gregor> I hear if you listen carefully to the rustling wind on a warm night with a full moon, you can hear the sound of the JIT building ARM functions. +858) <kmc> i love how allegedly wine can run all of these different programs but the only one i can actually run is starcraft <kmc> i think wine may secretly be a cleanroom reimplementation of starcraft +859) <fizzie> I am a train. There's a wireless network in the train! +860) <fizzie> I was hoping I could be like other people and listen to signals while in a public transport vehicle. +861) <olsner> fungot: what's your view on angels and other otherworldly beings? <fungot> olsner: well i'm mentioning theoretical image to be dumped in rain forests of laukaa. +862) <zzo38> The reason it isn't more popular is because I wrote it today.
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.27446 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +2010-07-04.txt:23:11:24: <AnMaster> alise, there totally needs to be an esolang called bigtalk +2012-08-03.txt:03:06:58: <itidus21> `pastelogs bigtalk
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.27520 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +2011-10-24.txt:07:46:56: <elliott> `addquote <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +2011-10-24.txt:07:47:03: <HackEgo> 691) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +2012-05-18.txt:03:00:52: <HackEgo> 646) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +2012-07-03.txt:03:14:01: <HackEgo> ​*poof* <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +2012-07-03.txt:03:20:23: <elliott> `pastlog <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +2012-07-03.txt:03:20:30: <HackEgo> 2011-10-24.txt:07:47:03: <HackEgo> 691) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +2012-07-03.txt:03:20:34: <elliott> `pastelogs <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.27584 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +2011-07-01.txt:21:09:48: <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +2011-07-01.txt:21:09:55: <elliott> `addquote <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +2011-07-01.txt:21:09:59: <HackEgo> 476) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +2011-09-21.txt:02:59:52: <HackEgo> 172) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. \ 474) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ \ 506) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> +2011-11-10.txt:11:22:45: <HackEgo> 444) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +2011-11-24.txt:21:53:52: <HackEgo> 442) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +2012-07-06.txt:20:31:58: <HackEgo> 410) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ \ 440) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED \ 450) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist \ 460) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my +2012-12-08.txt:01:53:14: <HackEgo> 385) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +2012-12-08.txt:01:56:01: <elliott> `pastlog <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +2012-12-08.txt:01:58:59: <elliott> `pastelogs <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.27669 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +2010-08-15.txt:03:00:50: <ais523> script -f >( cat ./ratry_login - | nc -q5 noway.ratry.ru 31337 > /dev/null ) "$@" +2010-08-15.txt:03:00:58: <ais523> where ratry_login contains "hello username password" +2010-08-15.txt:03:12:51: <alise> script -f >(cat ./ratry_login - | nc noway.ratry.ru 31337 >/dev/null) nethack +2010-08-15.txt:03:14:42: <alise> ipt -f >(cat ./ratry_login - | nc noway.ratry.ru 31337 >/dev/null) nethack' +2010-08-15.txt:03:17:15: <alise> ipt -f >(cat ./ratry_login - | nc noway.ratry.ru 31337 >/dev/null) nethack && ex +2010-08-29.txt:22:22:02: <ais523> script -f >( cat ./ratry_login - | nc -q5 noway.ratry.ru 31337 > /dev/null ) "$@" +2010-08-29.txt:22:22:11: <ais523> and ./ratry_login is hello username password +2012-04-21.txt:20:32:26: <ais523> script -f >( cat ./ratry_login - | nc -q5 noway.ratry.ru 31337 > /dev/null ) "$@" +2012-04-21.txt:20:32:41: <elliott> what format is ratry_login again? +2012-04-21.txt:20:34:57: <elliott> [elliott@dinky tmp]$ script -f >( cat ./ratry_login - | nc noway.ratry.ru 31337 > /dev/null ) adom
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.27707 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,57 @@ + +COMPASS [for the CDC-6000 series] is the sort of assembler one expects from +a corporation whose president codes in octal. + -- J. N. Gray +Linux is obsolete + -- Andrew Tanenbaum +In case of atomic attack, all work rules will be temporarily suspended. +"The whole world is about three drinks behind." + -- Humphrey Bogart +One good suit is worth a thousand resumes. +Remember, C sharp is harmonically equivalent to D flat! + + -- Phroggy (slashdoCOLAtmail@phroggy.com minus caffeine) + (http://phroggy.com/) +Hypsilophodon + ___......__ _ + _.-' ~-_ _.=a~~-_ + --=====-.-.-_----------~ .--. _ -.__.-~ ( ___==> + '''--...__ ( \ \\\ { ) _.-~ + =_ ~_ \\-~~~//~~~~-=-~ + -=-~_ \\ \\ + _/ =. ) ~} + } || + // || + _// {{ + '='~' \\_ + ~~' +Quantos advogados precisa para trocar uma lâmpada? + +R: Quantos você pode pagar? +Hat check girl: + "Goodness! What lovely diamonds!" +Mae West: + "Goodness had nothin' to do with it, dearie." + -- "Night After Night", 1932 + ______ + /` .' < + _ /` .' / + ..:::::.(_):::/` .' /' + .oooooooooo\ \o/ .-' /'. + .ooooooooo`._\_|.'___./`ooob. + .ooooooooooooooooooooo&&oooooob. + .oooooooooooooooooooo&@@@@@@oooob. + .ooooooooooooooooooooooo&&@@@@@ooob. + doooooooooooooooooooooooooo&@@@@ooob + doooooooooooooooooooooooooo&@@@oooob + dooooooooooooooooooooooooo&@@@ooooob + dooooooooooooooooooooooooo&@@oooooob + `dooooooooooooooooooooooooo&@ooooob' + `doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob' + `doooooooooooooooooooooooooooob' + `doooooooooooooooooooooooooob' + `doooooooooooooooooooooooob' + `doooooooooooooooooooooob' + jgs `dooooooooobodoooooooob' + `doooooooob dooooooob' + `"""""""' `""""""'
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.27718 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Usage: words [-dhNo] [DATASETS...] [NUMBER_OF_WORDS] + +options: + -l, --list list valid datasets + -d, --debug debugging output + -N, --dont-normalize don't normalize frequencies when combining + multiple Markov models; this has the effect + of making larger datasets more influential + -o, --target-offset change the target length offset used in the + word generation algorithm; use negative integers + for best results
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.27770 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,72 @@ +.: +total 92 +drwxr-xr-x 2 5000 0 4096 Sep 14 23:58 bin +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 0 Sep 14 23:58 canary +drwxr-xr-x 2 5000 0 4096 Sep 14 23:58 paste +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 74386 Sep 14 23:58 quotes +drwxr-xr-x 2 5000 0 4096 Sep 14 23:58 wisdom + +./bin: +total 128 +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 126 Sep 14 23:58 ? +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 100 Sep 14 23:58 addquote +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 33 Sep 14 23:58 allquotes +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 294 Sep 14 23:58 define +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 211 Sep 14 23:58 delquote +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 313 Sep 14 23:58 etymology +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 69 Sep 14 23:58 forget +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 277 Sep 14 23:58 google +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 137 Sep 14 23:58 json +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 42 Sep 14 23:58 k +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 143 Sep 14 23:58 learn +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 185 Sep 14 23:58 log +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 101 Sep 14 23:58 logurl +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 22 Sep 14 23:58 marco +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 251 Sep 14 23:58 paste +lrwxrwxrwx 1 5000 0 22 Sep 14 23:58 pastelog -> /hackenv/bin/pastelogs +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 600 Sep 14 23:58 pastelogs +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 87 Sep 14 23:58 pastenquotes +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 67 Sep 14 23:58 pastequotes +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 31 Sep 14 23:58 pastewisdom +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 22 Sep 14 23:58 ping +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 79 Sep 14 23:58 prefixes +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 26 Sep 14 23:58 quine +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 163 Sep 14 23:58 quote +lrwxrwxrwx 1 5000 0 5 Sep 14 23:58 quotes -> quote +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 427 Sep 14 23:58 roll +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 148 Sep 14 23:58 toutf8 +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 46 Sep 14 23:58 translate +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 499 Sep 14 23:58 translatefromto +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 43 Sep 14 23:58 translateto +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 163 Sep 14 23:58 url +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 1559 Sep 14 23:58 wl +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 760 Sep 14 23:58 wolfram +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 36 Sep 14 23:58 wtf + +./paste: +total 12 +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 1904 Sep 14 23:58 paste.20134 +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 2273 Sep 14 23:58 paste.31636 +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 587 Sep 14 23:58 paste.3585 + +./wisdom: +total 76 +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 64 Sep 14 23:58 c +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 126 Sep 14 23:58 elliott +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 245 Sep 14 23:58 esoteric +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 25 Sep 14 23:58 everyone +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 133 Sep 14 23:58 finland +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 18 Sep 14 23:58 friendship +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 65 Sep 14 23:58 gregor +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 210 Sep 14 23:58 hackego +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 106 Sep 14 23:58 haskell +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 79 Sep 14 23:58 intercal +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 14 Sep 14 23:58 monqy +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 34 Sep 14 23:58 oerjan +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 132 Sep 14 23:58 qdb +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 216 Sep 14 23:58 qdbformat +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 12 Sep 14 23:58 shachaf +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 7 Sep 14 23:58 u +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 54 Sep 14 23:58 vorpal +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 167 Sep 14 23:58 welcome +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 40 Sep 14 23:58 wiki
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.27827 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,155 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl +use strict; use warnings; +use v5.10; +use open qw( :encoding(UTF-8) :std); +use File::Basename 'dirname'; +use Storable 'retrieve'; +use List::Util qw(sum min); +use Getopt::Long qw(:config gnu_getopt); +BEGIN { + eval { + require Math::Random::MT::Perl; Math::Random::MT::Perl->import('rand'); + }; +#warn "Optional module Math::Random::MT::Perl not found.\n" if $@; +} + +#constants +my @options = qw(eng-1M eng-all eng-fiction eng-gb eng-us french german hebrew russian spanish irish german-medical bulgarian catalan swedish brazilian canadian-english-insane manx italian ogerman portuguese polish gaelic finnish norwegian esolangs); +my $n = 4; +my $default_opt = "--eng-1M"; +(my $default_dataset = $default_opt) =~ s/(^|-+)([^-])/\u$2/g; + +#help info +my $help_text = <<END +Usage: words [-dhNo] [DATASETS...] [NUMBER_OF_WORDS] + +options: + -l, --list list valid datasets + -d, --debug debugging output + -N, --dont-normalize don't normalize frequencies when combining + multiple Markov models; this has the effect + of making larger datasets more influential + -o, --target-offset change the target length offset used in the + word generation algorithm; use negative integers + for best results +END +; + +my $list_text = <<END +valid datasets: --@{[join ' --', @options]} +default: $default_opt +END +; + +#data from loaded files +my @loaded_data; + +#data after normalizing and combining datasets +my $grams; +my $freqs; + +#some command line options +my $debug_mode; +my $target_offset = -4; #needs testing; +my $dont_normalize; + +sub pick(%) { + my ($f) = @_; + my @c = keys %$f; + my @w = map { $f->{$_} } @c; + my $r = rand(sum(@w)); + for(0..$#c) { + return $c[$_] if $r < $w[$_]; + $r -= $w[$_]; + } + print "end of pick loop reached. returned $c[$#w]\n" if $debug_mode; + return $c[$#w]; +} + +sub get_gram { + my ($key) = @_; + ##Lazily interpolate the gram table on the fly + ##then cache the results + unless (defined $grams->{$key}) { + for(@loaded_data) { + my $data = $_->[0]; + my $g = $data->{$key} or next; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$g); + while( my ($c, $v) = each %$g ) { + $grams->{$key}->{$c} += $v/$sum; + } + } + } + return $grams->{$key}; +} + +sub generate { + my $target = pick($freqs) + $target_offset; + my $word = ' ' x ($n-1); + my $c; + do { + my $len = (length $word) - ($n-1); + my %ftable = %{get_gram substr($word, -$n+1, $n-1)}; + ($ftable{' '} //= 0) *= 2**($len-$target); + $c = pick \%ftable; + $word .= $c; + } while $c ne ' '; + $word =~ s/\s//g; + $word = "$word (L-T: @{[length($word) - $target]})" if $debug_mode; + return $word; +} + +sub load_dataset { + my ($mod) = @_; + push @loaded_data, retrieve ("share/WordData/$mod") or die "Unable to load $mod"; +} + +sub main { + #if (my $d = dirname $0) { chdir $d } + ##Option handling + my ($help_mode, $list_mode); + @ARGV = split /\s+/, $ARGV[0] if @ARGV == 1; + GetOptions ( + 'd|debug' => \$debug_mode, + 'h|help' => \$help_mode, + 'l|list' => \$list_mode, + 'N|dont-normalize' => \$dont_normalize, + 'o|target-offset=s' => \$target_offset, + map { + my $mod=$_; + $mod =~ s/(^|-)(.)/\u$2/g; + $_, sub { load_dataset $mod }; + } @options + ) or exit 1; + return print $help_text if $help_mode; + return print $list_text if $list_mode; + ##Use the default dataset if no others were specified + load_dataset $default_dataset unless @loaded_data; + ##In the case of 1 dataset, skip normalization by copying everything + ##into the tables + if (@loaded_data == 1) { + ($grams, $freqs) = @{$loaded_data[0]}; + } + ##Otherwise, normalize and combine the length histograms. + ##The gram tables will be normalized lazily as needed (see: get_gram) + else { + for (@loaded_data) { + my $fdata = $_->[1]; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$fdata); + while ( my ($len, $f) = each %$fdata ) { + $freqs->{$len} += $f/$sum; + } + } + } + + ##Run word generator and print results + { + local $\ = ' '; + print generate for 1..min(25, int($ARGV[0]||1)); + } + print "\n"; + return 0; +} + +exit main unless caller; +1;
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.27876 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +2011-09-25.txt:05:12:53: -!- MichaelBurge has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-25.txt:21:11:34: -!- MichaelBurge has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). +2011-09-25.txt:22:43:49: -!- MichaelBurge has joined #esoteric.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.28118 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +2010-06-21.txt:02:32:20: <Gregor> Maaaan. The lack of a C compiler is really harshing my buzz here. +2011-09-21.txt:21:25:27: <Gregor> `pastelogs harsh.*buzz
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.28185 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +2011-01-23.txt:09:55:16: <oklofok> anyhow finally i went completely insane from the insanity of the situation and woke up, maybe this was a wake-up call for me to stop taking days off doing my master's thesis +2011-11-01.txt:20:24:30: <elliott> Gregor: You finally awake! +2012-09-03.txt:20:45:20: <itidus21> ok, i think someone joked about when "they" finally wake him up +2012-09-03.txt:20:50:28: <itidus21> `pastelogs finally*wake +2012-09-03.txt:20:51:14: <itidus21> `pastelogs finally*wake +2012-09-03.txt:20:51:40: <itidus21> `pastelogs *finally*wake* +2012-09-03.txt:20:54:04: <itidus21> `pastelogs .*finally.*wake.*
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.28199 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2003-07-09.txt:03:34:23: <lament> And hq9+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2003-07-09.txt:03:34:23: <lament> And hq9+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2003-07-30.txt:20:33:42: <lament> !!!!!!! +2003-07-30.txt:20:33:42: <lament> !!!!!!! +2004-05-04.txt:04:31:02: <heatsink> else: print "unknown comand!!111 AHR AHR U SUX0R" +2004-05-04.txt:04:31:02: <heatsink> else: print "unknown comand!!111 AHR AHR U SUX0R" +2004-05-30.txt:17:17:58: <Keymaker> nNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! +2004-05-30.txt:17:17:58: <Keymaker> nNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! +2004-12-02.txt:03:47:52: <lament> !!!!!!!! +2004-12-02.txt:03:47:52: <lament> !!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:10: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:10: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:11: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:12: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:12: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:13: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:14: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:15: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:17: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:10: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:10: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:11: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:12: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:12: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:13: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:14: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:15: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-01-21.txt:18:51:17: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!! +2005-02-11.txt:15:42:03: <Keymaker> rhh.. i've waited for long to have some spare time, and now i can't get doing anything or get started doing anything. :( unfair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-02-11.txt:15:42:03: <Keymaker> rhh.. i've waited for long to have some spare time, and now i can't get doing anything or get started doing anything. :( unfair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-02-27.txt:08:11:56: <Keymaker> aaaaarrrgghhhhh it's too strong! nooooooooooooo!!!!!!! +2005-02-27.txt:08:11:56: <Keymaker> aaaaarrrgghhhhh it's too strong! nooooooooooooo!!!!!!! +2005-03-07.txt:17:21:25: <Keymaker> {^Raven^}: fl0at is evlil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-03-07.txt:17:21:25: <Keymaker> {^Raven^}: fl0at is evlil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-03-09.txt:15:46:03: <Keymaker> and to anyone: PLEASE CHECK THE LBFC TOPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-03-09.txt:15:46:03: <Keymaker> and to anyone: PLEASE CHECK THE LBFC TOPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-03-30.txt:14:05:40: <Keymaker> NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-03-30.txt:14:05:40: <Keymaker> NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-04-14.txt:17:50:39: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-04-14.txt:17:50:39: <Keymaker> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-04-15.txt:19:42:43: <Keymaker> yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-04-15.txt:19:42:46: <Keymaker> solved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-04-15.txt:19:42:43: <Keymaker> yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-04-15.txt:19:42:46: <Keymaker> solved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-04-18.txt:19:18:00: <Keymaker> annoying school work done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-04-18.txt:19:18:00: <Keymaker> annoying school work done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-04-19.txt:18:19:07: <Keymaker> and by the way, have you worked on the kipple interpreter? i wanna program in kipple!!!!!! +2005-04-19.txt:18:19:07: <Keymaker> and by the way, have you worked on the kipple interpreter? i wanna program in kipple!!!!!! +2005-05-05.txt:04:29:34: <GregorR> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-05.txt:04:29:34: <GregorR> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-06.txt:07:54:37: <GregorR-L> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-06.txt:07:54:41: <GregorR-L> I MADE A QUINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 +2005-05-06.txt:07:54:37: <GregorR-L> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-06.txt:07:54:41: <GregorR-L> I MADE A QUINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 +2005-05-07.txt:03:16:21: <GregorR> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-07.txt:03:16:28: <GregorR> MY BF INTERPRETER (missing features) WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-07.txt:03:16:21: <GregorR> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-07.txt:03:16:28: <GregorR> MY BF INTERPRETER (missing features) WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-11.txt:04:51:40: <Keymaker> but i wanna get coding!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-11.txt:05:15:36: <Keymaker> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-11.txt:05:30:44: <Keymaker> NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! +2005-05-11.txt:04:51:40: <Keymaker> but i wanna get coding!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-11.txt:05:15:36: <Keymaker> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-11.txt:05:30:44: <Keymaker> NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! +2005-05-12.txt:15:29:03: <Keymaker> i'm alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 +2005-05-12.txt:15:29:03: <Keymaker> i'm alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 +2005-05-13.txt:14:05:40: <Keymaker> hahaha!!!!!!!! +2005-05-13.txt:14:05:40: <Keymaker> hahaha!!!!!!!! +2005-05-17.txt:19:48:33: <Keymaker> look, here they come again! power off!!!!11 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-17.txt:19:48:33: <Keymaker> look, here they come again! power off!!!!11 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-18.txt:23:33:20: <GregorR-L> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! +2005-05-18.txt:23:33:22: <GregorR-L> IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-18.txt:23:33:20: <GregorR-L> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! +2005-05-18.txt:23:33:22: <GregorR-L> IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-24.txt:23:33:24: <graue> well, the problem then is, some jerk can just add a paragraph to a page and say "Everything on here is now (c) me all rights reserved, ha ha ha!!!!!" and infect the page with viral copyright +2005-05-24.txt:23:33:24: <graue> well, the problem then is, some jerk can just add a paragraph to a page and say "Everything on here is now (c) me all rights reserved, ha ha ha!!!!!" and infect the page with viral copyright +2005-05-25.txt:00:40:11: <GregorR> But the main would know it, and could put a big red banner on the page saying "THIS MIRROR IS DOWN!!!!!!!!" +2005-05-25.txt:07:37:11: <GregorR-L> ALL HAIL CPRESSEY!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-25.txt:00:40:11: <GregorR> But the main would know it, and could put a big red banner on the page saying "THIS MIRROR IS DOWN!!!!!!!!" +2005-05-25.txt:07:37:11: <GregorR-L> ALL HAIL CPRESSEY!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-26.txt:00:26:28: <GregorR-L> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-26.txt:00:26:28: <GregorR-L> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-05-27.txt:23:09:11: <Keymaker> i hate computers!!!!1 +2005-05-27.txt:23:09:11: <Keymaker> i hate computers!!!!1 +2005-06-02.txt:19:52:32: <Keymaker> this channel is TOO active!!!!!! :p +2005-06-02.txt:19:53:03: <Keymaker> i don't have time to read them nor think about them!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-06-02.txt:19:52:32: <Keymaker> this channel is TOO active!!!!!! :p +2005-06-02.txt:19:53:03: <Keymaker> i don't have time to read them nor think about them!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-06-09.txt:22:22:31: <Keymaker> calamari: wow!!!!! +2005-06-09.txt:22:22:31: <Keymaker> calamari: wow!!!!! +2005-06-12.txt:00:35:41: <Keymaker> but one shouldn't use other sizes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-06-12.txt:00:35:41: <Keymaker> but one shouldn't use other sizes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-06-13.txt:01:10:09: <GregorR> 00000000 becomes 11111111 becomes 00000001 +2005-06-13.txt:01:10:19: <GregorR> 00000001 becomes 11111110 --- never mind, I'm dumb. +2005-06-13.txt:01:10:09: <GregorR> 00000000 becomes 11111111 becomes 00000001 +2005-06-13.txt:01:10:19: <GregorR> 00000001 becomes 11111110 --- never mind, I'm dumb. +2005-06-15.txt:20:06:51: <Keymaker> wow wow wow wow awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-06-15.txt:20:39:15: <Keymaker> RGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-06-15.txt:20:06:51: <Keymaker> wow wow wow wow awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-06-15.txt:20:39:15: <Keymaker> RGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-06-18.txt:00:18:59: <Keymaker> i'll complain for weeks how stupid i am, when it's gone and i can read from web how scooter fans say "AWESOME GIG!!!!!" +2005-06-18.txt:00:43:39: <Keymaker> aargh seagulls!!!!!! +2005-06-18.txt:00:18:59: <Keymaker> i'll complain for weeks how stupid i am, when it's gone and i can read from web how scooter fans say "AWESOME GIG!!!!!" +2005-06-18.txt:00:43:39: <Keymaker> aargh seagulls!!!!!! +2005-06-25.txt:23:45:05: <Keymaker> d'oh!!!!!! +2005-06-25.txt:23:45:05: <Keymaker> d'oh!!!!!! +2005-06-26.txt:23:30:19: <Keymaker> yeah, everything can be done with brainfuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-06-26.txt:23:30:19: <Keymaker> yeah, everything can be done with brainfuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-16.txt:14:05:28: <Keymaker> YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-16.txt:14:05:28: <Keymaker> YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-20.txt:19:33:27: <Keymaker> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrghhhh!!!!! +2005-07-20.txt:21:44:01: <GregorR> Everyone!!!!!!! :P +2005-07-20.txt:19:33:27: <Keymaker> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrghhhh!!!!! +2005-07-20.txt:21:44:01: <GregorR> Everyone!!!!!!! :P +2005-07-23.txt:08:36:01: <GregorR> YES!!!!! +2005-07-23.txt:08:36:01: <GregorR> YES!!!!! +2005-07-24.txt:09:29:37: <GregorR> YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-24.txt:09:29:37: <GregorR> YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-26.txt:03:17:00: <GregorR> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-26.txt:03:17:04: <GregorR> YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-26.txt:03:17:10: <GregorR> egobfc2m just ran mandelbrot!!!!!!!!!!1 +2005-07-26.txt:05:05:27: <GregorR> OH WAIT!!!!!!!!!!! Does it need 16-bit words? +2005-07-26.txt:15:53:45: <Keymaker> SWITCH!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-26.txt:03:17:00: <GregorR> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-26.txt:03:17:04: <GregorR> YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-26.txt:03:17:10: <GregorR> egobfc2m just ran mandelbrot!!!!!!!!!!1 +2005-07-26.txt:05:05:27: <GregorR> OH WAIT!!!!!!!!!!! Does it need 16-bit words? +2005-07-26.txt:15:53:45: <Keymaker> SWITCH!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-27.txt:07:31:04: <GregorR> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-27.txt:07:31:07: <GregorR> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-27.txt:07:31:11: <GregorR> I AM THE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-27.txt:07:31:19: <GregorR> I HAVE NO HUMILITY AND YET I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-27.txt:07:31:04: <GregorR> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-27.txt:07:31:07: <GregorR> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-27.txt:07:31:11: <GregorR> I AM THE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-27.txt:07:31:19: <GregorR> I HAVE NO HUMILITY AND YET I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-28.txt:23:17:48: <GregorR> Muahahahaha ... BWAHAHAHAHA ... GAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-07-28.txt:23:17:48: <GregorR> Muahahahaha ... BWAHAHAHAHA ... GAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-08-08.txt:22:41:33: <GregorR> *BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!* +2005-08-08.txt:22:44:29: <GregorR> G-ASP!!!!!! calamari said something nasty about our wonderful fantastic president who can have me murdered under the PATRIOT act if I say anything bad about his majesty. +2005-08-08.txt:22:41:33: <GregorR> *BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!* +2005-08-08.txt:22:44:29: <GregorR> G-ASP!!!!!! calamari said something nasty about our wonderful fantastic president who can have me murdered under the PATRIOT act if I say anything bad about his majesty. +2005-08-11.txt:00:51:52: <GregorR> NO!!!! XML IS ALWAYS BETTER!!!!! BUZZWORD = GOOD!!!! +2005-08-11.txt:00:51:52: <GregorR> NO!!!! XML IS ALWAYS BETTER!!!!! BUZZWORD = GOOD!!!! +2005-08-12.txt:16:54:18: <GregorR> CMYK*A (* = THE UNFATHOMABLE COLOR OF DOOOOOOOM!!!!!) +2005-08-12.txt:22:36:20: * Keymaker 's head explodes!!!!! +2005-08-12.txt:16:54:18: <GregorR> CMYK*A (* = THE UNFATHOMABLE COLOR OF DOOOOOOOM!!!!!) +2005-08-12.txt:22:36:20: * Keymaker 's head explodes!!!!! +2005-08-17.txt:16:52:25: <Kmkr> NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! +2005-08-17.txt:20:34:57: <Gs30ng> HURRAH FOR ALL THE ESOLANG!!!!!! +2005-08-17.txt:16:52:25: <Kmkr> NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! +2005-08-17.txt:20:34:57: <Gs30ng> HURRAH FOR ALL THE ESOLANG!!!!!! +2005-08-19.txt:04:00:23: <GregorR> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-08-19.txt:04:00:38: <GregorR> And also, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-08-19.txt:04:00:23: <GregorR> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-08-19.txt:04:00:38: <GregorR> And also, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-08-23.txt:00:53:46: <GregorR-W> Because if you knew the truth, /IT WOULD HAUNT YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY/!!!!! +2005-08-23.txt:00:53:46: <GregorR-W> Because if you knew the truth, /IT WOULD HAUNT YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY/!!!!! +2005-09-19.txt:17:24:01: <grim_> you can already do bf-ish 111111+++++ +2005-09-19.txt:17:24:01: <grim_> you can already do bf-ish 111111+++++ +2005-09-21.txt:04:12:24: <GregorR> kipple: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sobs* +2005-09-21.txt:21:48:04: <GregorR> Can't talk now, I'm going to get MOXIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 +2005-09-21.txt:04:12:24: <GregorR> kipple: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sobs* +2005-09-21.txt:21:48:04: <GregorR> Can't talk now, I'm going to get MOXIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 +2005-09-22.txt:07:21:21: <GregorR> I'M A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!! +2005-09-22.txt:07:21:21: <GregorR> I'M A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!! +2005-09-23.txt:03:01:35: <GregorR> Hi!!!!!!!! +2005-09-23.txt:19:15:09: <GregorR> OMFG!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, IT'S GRIM UNDERSCORE UNDERSCORE UNDERSCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-09-23.txt:03:01:35: <GregorR> Hi!!!!!!!! +2005-09-23.txt:19:15:09: <GregorR> OMFG!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, IT'S GRIM UNDERSCORE UNDERSCORE UNDERSCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-09-26.txt:02:30:59: <Wildhalcyon> so, if you "unfold" it without the reverse symbol, you should get 111!1!++1!1!++1!1!++... hmm, no, you're right +2005-09-26.txt:02:30:59: <Wildhalcyon> so, if you "unfold" it without the reverse symbol, you should get 111!1!++1!1!++1!1!++... hmm, no, you're right +2005-09-30.txt:20:28:55: <GregorR-L> AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! +2005-09-30.txt:20:28:55: <GregorR-L> AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! +2005-10-04.txt:07:53:17: * GregorR is .... THE UDAGE KILLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-10-04.txt:07:53:17: * GregorR is .... THE UDAGE KILLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-10-13.txt:02:53:18: <GregorR> EUREKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-10-13.txt:02:53:18: <GregorR> EUREKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-10-14.txt:19:39:53: <Keymaker> nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-10-14.txt:19:39:53: <Keymaker> nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-10-19.txt:23:35:43: * GregorR is .... THE FALSEBOT SLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! +2005-10-19.txt:23:35:43: * GregorR is .... THE FALSEBOT SLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! +2005-10-20.txt:03:21:06: <falsebot> 1111111110 +2005-10-20.txt:03:21:19: <calamari> !123456789012345678111111111111111111111111111111 987654321+. +2005-10-20.txt:03:21:19: <falsebot> 123456789012345678111111111111111111112098765432 +2005-10-20.txt:03:23:36: <lament> !111111~. +2005-10-20.txt:03:23:36: <falsebot> -111112 +2005-10-20.txt:03:23:40: <lament> !11111111111111111111111111~. +2005-10-20.txt:03:23:41: <falsebot> -11111111111111111111111112 +2005-10-20.txt:21:39:43: <Robdgreat> ZOMG!!!111 +2005-10-20.txt:03:21:06: <falsebot> 1111111110 +2005-10-20.txt:03:21:19: <calamari> !123456789012345678111111111111111111111111111111 987654321+. +2005-10-20.txt:03:21:19: <falsebot> 123456789012345678111111111111111111112098765432 +2005-10-20.txt:03:23:36: <lament> !111111~. +2005-10-20.txt:03:23:36: <falsebot> -111112 +2005-10-20.txt:03:23:40: <lament> !11111111111111111111111111~. +2005-10-20.txt:03:23:41: <falsebot> -11111111111111111111111112 +2005-10-20.txt:21:39:43: <Robdgreat> ZOMG!!!111 +2005-10-21.txt:04:26:56: <GregorR> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-10-21.txt:04:26:56: <GregorR> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-10-23.txt:20:56:25: <GregorR> cpressey: ASP .... DOT NET!!!!!? +2005-10-23.txt:20:56:25: <GregorR> cpressey: ASP .... DOT NET!!!!!? +2005-10-24.txt:21:05:33: <jix> glass fireing false and eso and BOTH fire back glass => exponential!!!!! +2005-10-24.txt:21:05:33: <jix> glass fireing false and eso and BOTH fire back glass => exponential!!!!! +2005-10-28.txt:04:32:13: <GregorR> FYB!!!!!! +2005-10-28.txt:04:33:32: <GregorR> AHHHHHHH, FYB FYB FFYB FYB FYB!!!!! +2005-10-28.txt:04:32:13: <GregorR> FYB!!!!!! +2005-10-28.txt:04:33:32: <GregorR> AHHHHHHH, FYB FYB FFYB FYB FYB!!!!! +2005-10-29.txt:00:21:06: <GregorR> DAMN YOU calamari!!!!!!!!!! +2005-10-29.txt:00:28:17: <GregorR> Hfffffffff!!!!! +2005-10-29.txt:01:59:13: <EgoBot> 110111001100010110010011101011100111010101100001100101011010101111110000111100010101110000010010110001110001101101101000000010001111101110100111000111010111000001100100011001111001111110000001111111011001011011100000101100011011000110001110110110010101111111011010110110111101110010111011000100000000001101110010110010111100100110000111110000001011011001111001000010011111000001101 +2005-10-29.txt:00:21:06: <GregorR> DAMN YOU calamari!!!!!!!!!! +2005-10-29.txt:00:28:17: <GregorR> Hfffffffff!!!!! +2005-10-29.txt:01:59:13: <EgoBot> 110111001100010110010011101011100111010101100001100101011010101111110000111100010101110000010010110001110001101101101000000010001111101110100111000111010111000001100100011001111001111110000001111111011001011011100000101100011011000110001110110110010101111111011010110110111101110010111011000100000000001101110010110010111100100110000111110000001011011001111001000010011111000001101 +2005-11-04.txt:05:07:20: <lament> c++ sucks!!!!! :D +2005-11-04.txt:05:07:20: <lament> c++ sucks!!!!! :D +2005-11-05.txt:20:32:35: <Keymaker> SCOOTER!!!!!!!! +2005-11-05.txt:20:32:35: <Keymaker> SCOOTER!!!!!!!! +2005-11-06.txt:22:19:40: <Robdgreat> HI!!!11ONE +2005-11-06.txt:22:19:40: <Robdgreat> HI!!!11ONE +2005-11-12.txt:18:44:25: <Keymaker> i may not win, but at least i have one working solution!!!!!! +2005-11-12.txt:18:44:25: <Keymaker> i may not win, but at least i have one working solution!!!!!! +2005-11-21.txt:02:18:47: <GregorR> MUTINY!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-11-21.txt:02:18:47: <GregorR> MUTINY!!!!!!!!!!!! +2005-11-22.txt:03:30:21: <GregorR> There's no /usr !!!!!!!!!!! >_O +2005-11-22.txt:03:30:21: <GregorR> There's no /usr !!!!!!!!!!! >_O +2005-12-04.txt:20:58:31: <GregorR> GASP YOU TYPED A CURSY WORD!!!!!!! +2005-12-04.txt:20:58:31: <GregorR> GASP YOU TYPED A CURSY WORD!!!!!!! +2005-12-21.txt:18:17:25: <nooga> YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 +2005-12-21.txt:20:18:30: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2005-12-21.txt:18:17:25: <nooga> YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 +2005-12-21.txt:20:18:30: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2005-12-28.txt:00:51:54: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2005-12-28.txt:00:51:54: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-04.txt:20:52:16: <ihope> OMGWTFBBQ unlmabda is hard!!!11one!~ +2006-01-04.txt:20:52:16: <ihope> OMGWTFBBQ unlmabda is hard!!!11one!~ +2006-01-13.txt:02:07:11: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-13.txt:22:34:57: <ihope> omg omg omg!!!!11 llol +2006-01-13.txt:02:07:11: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-13.txt:22:34:57: <ihope> omg omg omg!!!!11 llol +2006-01-14.txt:01:23:27: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-14.txt:23:09:37: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-14.txt:01:23:27: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-14.txt:23:09:37: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-16.txt:02:17:52: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-16.txt:02:17:52: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-18.txt:01:54:26: -!- ihope_ has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-18.txt:01:54:26: -!- ihope_ has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-20.txt:00:52:14: <Keymaker> NOOOOO!!!!! +2006-01-20.txt:07:53:53: -!- fungebob has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-20.txt:00:52:14: <Keymaker> NOOOOO!!!!! +2006-01-20.txt:07:53:53: -!- fungebob has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-25.txt:02:08:36: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-25.txt:02:08:36: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-01-31.txt:14:43:18: <Keymaker> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! +2006-01-31.txt:14:43:18: <Keymaker> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! +2006-02-02.txt:01:30:56: -!- fungebob has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-02-02.txt:11:10:03: <pgimeno> !!!!! +2006-02-02.txt:13:57:05: <nooga> he's 14 and he's writing interpreters in haskell and he knows lambda calculus and everything!!!!!! +2006-02-02.txt:01:30:56: -!- fungebob has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-02-02.txt:11:10:03: <pgimeno> !!!!! +2006-02-02.txt:13:57:05: <nooga> he's 14 and he's writing interpreters in haskell and he knows lambda calculus and everything!!!!!! +2006-02-03.txt:23:12:12: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-02-03.txt:23:12:12: -!- ihope has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.69.1 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116]"). +2006-02-04.txt:09:04:32: <GregorR_> Damn you peeeeeer!!!!!!!!! +2006-02-04.txt:09:04:32: <GregorR_> Damn you peeeeeer!!!!!!!!! +2006-02-10.txt:00:51:44: <GregorR-L> KONQUEROR!!!!!! +2006-02-10.txt:00:51:44: <GregorR-L> KONQUEROR!!!!!! +2006-02-13.txt:18:29:00: <GregorR> nooga: BASTARD!!!!!!!!! +2006-02-13.txt:18:29:00: <GregorR> nooga: BASTARD!!!!!!!!! +2006-03-03.txt:15:45:11: <RoboGregorR> c2bf supports arrays!!!!!!!!!! +2006-03-03.txt:15:45:11: <RoboGregorR> c2bf supports arrays!!!!!!!!!! +2006-03-04.txt:14:06:58: <calamari> g1mm3 0pzzzzzzzzz!!!!!11one +2006-03-04.txt:14:06:58: <calamari> g1mm3 0pzzzzzzzzz!!!!!11one +2006-04-22.txt:06:12:53: <GregorR> lament: DAMN YOU AND YOUR GOOD PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2006-04-22.txt:06:12:53: <GregorR> lament: DAMN YOU AND YOUR GOOD PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2006-04-30.txt:01:01:48: <lament> three hundred MILLION digits!!!!! +2006-04-30.txt:01:53:55: <ihope> "[-]+[]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" +2006-04-30.txt:01:01:48: <lament> three hundred MILLION digits!!!!! +2006-04-30.txt:01:53:55: <ihope> "[-]+[]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" +2006-05-02.txt:20:48:03: <ihope> It can parse anything!!1!!!1!111!!! +2006-05-02.txt:20:48:03: <ihope> It can parse anything!!1!!!1!111!!! +2006-05-16.txt:20:39:26: * jix IS OVERCLOCKING HIS GP2X OMGLOL11111 +2006-05-16.txt:20:39:26: * jix IS OVERCLOCKING HIS GP2X OMGLOL11111 +2006-05-19.txt:22:56:50: <ihope> You know, translated into English, that's "STDUIYGN IS 4 LMERAS!!!1!!!1!!1!!1!! :-D :-D :-D l0l" +2006-05-19.txt:22:56:50: <ihope> You know, translated into English, that's "STDUIYGN IS 4 LMERAS!!!1!!!1!!1!!1!! :-D :-D :-D l0l" +2006-05-25.txt:06:42:24: <rabidpoobear> !whirl 011000001111000011111000001111000011111000001111000 +2006-05-25.txt:06:42:24: <rabidpoobear> 011111000001100100000110011111000111000111100011001 +2006-05-25.txt:06:42:24: <rabidpoobear> 11000000000111110001000111110011001111100010001100 +2006-05-25.txt:06:42:24: <rabidpoobear> !whirl 011000001111000011111000001111000011111000001111000 +2006-05-25.txt:06:42:24: <rabidpoobear> 011111000001100100000110011111000111000111100011001 +2006-05-25.txt:06:42:24: <rabidpoobear> 11000000000111110001000111110011001111100010001100 +2006-05-26.txt:08:48:58: <SimonRC> !!!!! http://thedailywtf.com/forums/permalink/74461/74568/ShowThread.aspx#74568 +2006-05-26.txt:08:48:58: <SimonRC> !!!!! http://thedailywtf.com/forums/permalink/74461/74568/ShowThread.aspx#74568 +2006-05-29.txt:05:02:09: <coder_> DIE JAVA!!!!!!!! >:D +2006-05-29.txt:05:02:09: <coder_> DIE JAVA!!!!!!!! >:D +2006-05-30.txt:02:36:30: <ihope> I doubt it will be "OMG THE BEST GAME EVAR!!!@!!!!1!!!!!1!1" that many fans think it will be, but I think it will be pretty durn good. +2006-05-30.txt:02:36:30: <ihope> I doubt it will be "OMG THE BEST GAME EVAR!!!@!!!!1!!!!!1!1" that many fans think it will be, but I think it will be pretty durn good. +2006-06-06.txt:19:02:23: <lament> oh, i got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2006-06-06.txt:19:02:23: <lament> oh, i got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.28266 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +2007-12-04.txt:16:34:26: <faxathisia> You can use Proof General mode in emacs +2007-12-04.txt:16:34:45: <faxathisia> anyway Proof General seems good +2010-07-25.txt:16:02:26: <aliseiphone> Phantom_Hoover: My Coq recommendation: Use Emacs with Proof General. Three window mode and electric mode. +2010-08-21.txt:00:24:22: <botte> coq's syntax is better than agda for people who actually use it. interactive development is possible with Proof General; much nicer than Agda's mode. Proving things in Agda is almost impossible; it is not developed for that at all, while Coq is built around it. ProofGeneral makes it even nicer. +2010-12-11.txt:23:26:00: <elliott> Proof General is godly. +2010-12-11.txt:23:26:21: <elliott> "# See the Proof General Eclipse wiki for screenshots of Proof General in Eclipse." +2010-12-11.txt:23:40:32: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: BTW, Proof General can list all the tactics in the system (there's fewer than you think). +2011-08-05.txt:10:56:07: <elliott> coppro: Umm, Coq is used via Proof General (nicer) or coqtop (interactive command-line system). +2011-08-05.txt:10:57:37: <elliott> Proof General -- built on top of Emacs -- is by far the nicest way to use Coq. +2011-08-05.txt:11:00:53: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: Proof General uses that, right? +2011-11-16.txt:20:20:31: <Phantom__Hoover> <elliott> http://i.imgur.com/1uOhf.png ;; this is the first time I have ever used three windows in Emacs ↠You've never used Proof General? +2012-04-30.txt:23:12:43: <elliott> Proof General is really, really nice (with a few config tweaks). +2012-04-30.txt:23:12:56: <elliott> shachaf: Because of Proof General.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.28305 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +696) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.28391 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2006-06-13.txt:00:43:46: <oerjan> is that a bug? +2006-09-28.txt:20:01:45: <oerjan> boblol: was that what your 196 message the other day was about? +2006-10-01.txt:20:21:49: <oerjan> thoughts? on nonlogic? +2006-10-01.txt:20:30:05: <oerjan> hm, am i right if i guess that a BFM program can only access the named variables, and no other locations? +2006-10-01.txt:20:36:26: <oerjan> but will arbitrary inline code not wreak havoc with variable positioning? +2006-10-01.txt:20:56:56: <oerjan> or, left, right and at just tell the macro processor the effect of inlined code, right? +2006-10-01.txt:21:02:57: <oerjan> hm, there is a problem here, what about left and right inside while? +2006-10-01.txt:21:17:08: <oerjan> have you tested it? +2006-10-01.txt:21:18:00: <oerjan> how can it be, when proc right clearly contains incr ::location? +2006-10-01.txt:21:25:57: <oerjan> yes.but why do some procs have _ at the begining of their name? +2006-10-01.txt:21:32:08: <oerjan> what does the array command do? +2006-10-02.txt:20:55:20: <oerjan> who was that lambda? +2006-10-02.txt:21:40:47: <oerjan> obviously? +2006-10-03.txt:19:04:21: <oerjan> what bug? +2006-10-03.txt:19:13:42: <oerjan> if twenty -> twnt, then twentyone -> ? +2006-10-03.txt:19:23:06: <oerjan> btw, is there any difference between ghost and recover? +2006-10-03.txt:19:36:01: <oerjan> BFM? +2006-10-05.txt:01:19:06: <oerjan> hm, global C arrays are initialized to zero, aren't they? +2006-10-05.txt:02:18:48: <oerjan> the program stopped. probably not zeros to the left of the array memory? +2006-10-05.txt:12:12:58: <oerjan> oh? +2006-10-05.txt:12:14:31: <oerjan> are you using the interpreter referenced from the wiki? +2006-10-05.txt:12:51:21: <oerjan> simonRC: i thought maybe that's where the golf started? +2006-10-05.txt:13:24:18: <oerjan> oh. but your nick is hungarian right? +2006-10-05.txt:13:33:10: <oerjan> could someone confirm whether global C arrays are zero initialized? +2006-10-05.txt:20:07:39: <oerjan> can we see the winning solution? +2006-10-05.txt:23:18:47: <oerjan> what's wrong with wc? +2006-10-05.txt:23:19:05: <oerjan> ah, not too good on punctuation maybe? +2006-10-05.txt:23:28:30: <oerjan> hm. anyone got below 38 without wrapping? +2006-10-05.txt:23:38:35: <oerjan> pikhq: did you use any computer search to get the offsets for the first loop? +2006-10-07.txt:00:38:28: <oerjan> Huh? +2006-10-07.txt:01:44:24: <oerjan> why what? +2006-10-07.txt:01:46:11: <oerjan> or where you thinking of something more important? +2006-10-08.txt:13:38:02: <oerjan> ahem. in non-wrapping brainfuck? +2006-10-08.txt:14:46:18: <oerjan> is it out of process space? +2006-10-08.txt:21:33:24: <oerjan> pastebin? +2006-10-08.txt:21:39:10: <oerjan> hm... have all the included files been tested? +2006-10-08.txt:21:42:36: <oerjan> um, what direction does copy x y z copy? and which is the temporary? +2006-10-08.txt:21:54:30: <oerjan> does booland preserve its arguments? +2006-10-09.txt:00:21:52: <oerjan> hm, do you consider it necessary to zero out temp variables that aren't used? +2006-10-09.txt:01:37:49: <oerjan> did you get the booland arguments in the right order? +2006-10-09.txt:01:38:55: <oerjan> so the second argument is the result? +2006-10-09.txt:02:02:18: <oerjan> Did subvar also previously take its result in the first argument? +2006-10-09.txt:02:13:35: <oerjan> is mod working? +2006-10-09.txt:02:18:30: <oerjan> are the correct a1, a2, a3 calculated? +2006-10-09.txt:02:53:52: <oerjan> something wrong? +2006-10-09.txt:02:55:45: <oerjan> is this the mod macro that seemed to work before? +2006-10-09.txt:02:56:37: <oerjan> the one i suggested? +2006-10-09.txt:03:09:16: <oerjan> and are you using the newest stdlib? +2006-10-09.txt:03:13:18: <oerjan> ? +2006-10-09.txt:03:13:52: <oerjan> you mean there is something wrong with divvar from the start? +2006-10-09.txt:03:17:31: <oerjan> is the new input/output/temp separation working properly? +2006-10-09.txt:03:21:46: <oerjan> is it working anyhow? +2006-10-09.txt:03:50:32: <oerjan> heh. if you remove all instances of [-] from the output, what is its length then? +2006-10-09.txt:13:53:31: <oerjan> what? +2006-10-09.txt:13:56:38: <oerjan> the positioning trap again? +2006-10-09.txt:14:08:06: <oerjan> how does the redundancy check work inside while loops? +2006-10-09.txt:14:12:50: <oerjan> and at the beginning does it empty the list? +2006-10-10.txt:23:12:34: <oerjan> not gzip? +2006-10-11.txt:02:22:52: <oerjan> what was that about? +2006-10-12.txt:23:20:02: <oerjan> hm. it seems to me that strange things can happen if you put the @ procedure anywhere but at the top of your program. shouldn't there be a check for this? +2006-10-13.txt:23:30:14: <oerjan> what about it? +2006-10-14.txt:22:04:00: <oerjan> what, is there something wrong with Haskell now? +2006-10-14.txt:22:07:17: <oerjan> i think this is not going very well. is there not some esoteric programming language based on silence we could use for assistance? +2006-10-14.txt:22:08:45: <oerjan> what is metric time? +2006-10-15.txt:01:22:25: <oerjan> what does it compile to? C? +2006-10-15.txt:01:22:35: <oerjan> asm? +2006-10-17.txt:03:19:34: <oerjan> perhaps. for the time being, have you tried compiling basm.b with basm.b? +2006-10-17.txt:03:51:29: <oerjan> are you storing the length of >>>>>>>> runs in single cells? +2006-10-17.txt:04:01:28: <oerjan> how big is it? +2006-10-17.txt:04:34:01: <oerjan> we all are insane here. what's the matter? +2006-10-19.txt:06:01:15: <oerjan> if you are clearing the cells anyways, isn't ignoring a 0x00 just to use [.[-]] instead of .? +2006-10-20.txt:17:45:41: <oerjan> question: for the 1-cell case, do you still want the macro to take a second argument for uniformity? +2006-10-20.txt:18:48:48: <oerjan> aha. is there a new tarball? +2006-10-21.txt:20:28:17: <oerjan> what, no Unicode? +2006-10-21.txt:20:32:33: <oerjan> statements are one thing, but what about expressions? +2006-10-21.txt:20:33:32: <oerjan> surely you don't want to restrict this language to only imperative features? +2006-10-21.txt:20:42:26: <oerjan> what do you mean, _or_? +2006-10-22.txt:15:51:28: <oerjan> so that we don't get to close the holes by just doing simple tricks? +2006-10-22.txt:16:15:05: <oerjan> and still this is the largest part of the program? +2006-10-22.txt:16:23:47: <oerjan> these out* macros, are they that way to avoid long stretches of > and < ? +2006-10-22.txt:16:33:19: <oerjan> that part setting sc looks suspiciously like cons57 followed by add 2. why not use cons59 instead? +2006-10-22.txt:16:41:39: <oerjan> what's inefficient about it? +2006-10-22.txt:17:21:16: <oerjan> wow, it apparently was a widespread problem then. what was the size before? +2006-10-23.txt:00:23:04: <oerjan> what do you mean by nonstandard? +2006-10-23.txt:00:35:07: <oerjan> have you tried? +2006-10-23.txt:23:03:52: <oerjan> no. what is COBOL's ALTER? +2006-10-23.txt:23:06:15: <oerjan> worse than ALGOL's for? +2006-10-24.txt:00:15:20: <oerjan> in the sense of CASVS: the order of statements in different branches don't matter? +2006-10-24.txt:00:24:41: <oerjan> what? +2006-10-24.txt:00:36:43: <oerjan> what is ABCDEF? +2006-10-24.txt:00:48:24: <oerjan> where? +2006-10-24.txt:00:55:28: <oerjan> what number is that rule? +2006-10-24.txt:17:21:51: <oerjan> in general having comments go into the bf code may not be a good idea if the point is to make the result as short as possible. Maybe an alternative command? +2006-10-24.txt:17:28:32: <oerjan> perhaps rename "comment" to "inline"? +2006-10-24.txt:17:35:05: <oerjan> has there been any other changes to basm.bfm since then? +2006-10-25.txt:19:35:43: <oerjan> something that starts to worry me about the source command: am i right that it doesn't check whether a file has been sourced before? +2006-10-26.txt:21:31:37: <oerjan> you mean like add {x y z} 3? +2006-10-26.txt:21:46:29: <oerjan> is this some kind of implicit argument iteration for all macros? +2006-10-26.txt:21:56:43: <oerjan> problems? +2006-10-26.txt:22:05:17: <oerjan> what is the literal code? +2006-10-26.txt:22:09:16: <oerjan> might $args happen to be a string rather than a list? +2006-10-26.txt:22:45:35: <oerjan> and you are sure that there is no bug in LostKng.b itself? +2006-10-26.txt:22:49:05: <oerjan> right. have you use the new stdcons macros in basm? +2006-10-28.txt:23:30:00: <oerjan> hmph. no blinkenlights? +2006-10-29.txt:02:00:57: <oerjan> asztal: does britain change back tonight too? +2006-10-30.txt:21:31:31: <oerjan> like they did 30 years ago? +2006-11-02.txt:00:59:45: <oerjan> but if two stacks can emulate a tape, isn't this then essensially a three-stack language? +2006-11-02.txt:02:30:25: <oerjan> indexed? +2006-11-02.txt:02:40:22: <oerjan> what about x=not x ? +2006-11-02.txt:02:41:48: <oerjan> how is there a type error? +2006-11-02.txt:03:07:04: <oerjan> what kind of hooks are these? +2006-11-02.txt:03:08:09: <oerjan> ah, this thing i've heard mentioned called aspect oriented programming? +2006-11-02.txt:04:00:21: <oerjan> !Huh? +2006-11-02.txt:05:01:53: <oerjan> esoteric? +2006-11-03.txt:04:23:30: <oerjan> how do you set nonblocking in C? +2006-11-03.txt:04:27:15: <oerjan> but getc would block anyhow wouldn't it? +2006-11-03.txt:04:27:44: <oerjan> are you trying to change terminal settings? +2006-11-03.txt:04:29:06: <oerjan> you succeeded? +2006-11-03.txt:04:31:23: <oerjan> right. however doesn't that prevent you from detecting real EOF? +2006-11-03.txt:05:05:03: <oerjan> one thing i worried about - won't that nonblock program write a horrible lot of nuls? +2006-11-04.txt:01:17:46: <oerjan> what is Erna, apart from a Norwegian party leader? +2006-11-04.txt:01:27:37: <oerjan> if you say so. you couldn't get gregorR to send me a couple million dollars? +2006-11-04.txt:21:28:45: <oerjan> perl? +2006-11-04.txt:22:05:15: <oerjan> there is room for a finger in that? +2006-11-04.txt:22:43:06: <oerjan> do you use the -w flag? +2006-11-04.txt:23:02:57: <oerjan> RTG: i note you are writing $x++;$ctr++ if $p[$x]=="["; . you are not wrongly assuming that the if would scope over both statements? +2006-11-04.txt:23:12:47: <oerjan> do you have an example program and input that goes wrong? +2006-11-04.txt:23:27:56: <oerjan> what was it, apart from the @p array being strangely empty? +2006-11-04.txt:23:32:59: <oerjan> does it work when you change to string comparison? +2006-11-05.txt:00:39:27: <oerjan> or should that be terts? +2006-11-05.txt:01:00:46: <oerjan> that counts as a bug these days? +2006-11-06.txt:01:43:24: <oerjan> are you referring to the game of life (in which case you are being silly) or do i need to explain lorentz transformations? +2006-11-17.txt:21:37:12: <oerjan> you don't mean 1982? +2006-11-17.txt:21:39:01: <oerjan> did they still use only 28 kilobytes anywhere in 1992? +2006-11-22.txt:03:11:45: <oerjan> isn't that borschtsch? +2006-11-23.txt:00:46:56: <oerjan> should or should one not dip one's finger into the water? +2006-11-25.txt:23:50:11: <oerjan> what is zipping? +2006-11-25.txt:23:56:24: <oerjan> perhaps python? +2006-11-26.txt:02:59:55: <oerjan> did we kill EgoBot again? +2006-12-02.txt:23:43:19: <oerjan> how is optimization smarter? +2006-12-08.txt:01:19:13: <oerjan> japanese, as translated by a korean into english? +2006-12-08.txt:03:25:16: <oerjan> -ing as in present participle? +2006-12-09.txt:01:37:26: <oerjan> eval? +2006-12-09.txt:01:49:51: <oerjan> you are crazy enough to ask ''us''? +2006-12-10.txt:20:34:18: <oerjan> Would it be impolite of me to shorten the Deadfish interpreter? +2006-12-10.txt:20:52:47: <oerjan> But it doesn't discard the rest of the line, does it? +2006-12-10.txt:21:03:41: <oerjan> Since when? +2006-12-10.txt:22:45:07: <oerjan> can every FSA be implemented with just while and case (getc()) statements? +2006-12-10.txt:23:48:09: <oerjan> what kind of language is it you want to translate into by the way? +2006-12-11.txt:01:12:13: <oerjan> but what is dgf? +2006-12-11.txt:18:04:21: <SimonRC> 01:05 < oerjan> but what is dgf? +2006-12-17.txt:20:58:27: <oerjan> on the other hand, since you have to give the length in advance, why not just enlarge the file itself first? +2006-12-21.txt:00:15:17: <oerjan> what, chemical programming? have you heard of the gamma calculus? +2006-12-21.txt:01:02:06: <oerjan> have you tried using y combinators for recursion? +2006-12-21.txt:01:13:20: <oerjan> why do you want to match dude only at the beginning? +2006-12-21.txt:01:13:44: <oerjan> well then, what is wrong with it? +2006-12-21.txt:03:15:08: <oerjan> are you sure that is quite right for 0? +2006-12-21.txt:03:51:28: <oerjan> but what should the acronym stand for? +2006-12-21.txt:23:07:46: <oerjan> !Huh? +2006-12-21.txt:23:26:37: <oerjan> because whatever errors you actually put in it probably are f***ing moron errors? +2006-12-24.txt:01:33:28: <oerjan> the "Hello World"? what's the problem? +2006-12-24.txt:01:35:52: <oerjan> is the string zero-terminated? +2006-12-24.txt:01:36:49: <oerjan> at some point you probably load the current character into some cell, right? +2006-12-24.txt:02:12:32: <oerjan> even? +2006-12-24.txt:02:13:34: <oerjan> what is? +2006-12-24.txt:02:17:48: <oerjan> what was the point of the quitp WRITE -1 anyhow? +2006-12-24.txt:03:10:22: <oerjan> hm... make that char char CODESTART? +2006-12-24.txt:03:25:16: <oerjan> NULL, READ, WRITE and QUIT? +2006-12-24.txt:04:32:46: <oerjan> general numbers or up to a limit? +2006-12-24.txt:05:13:29: <oerjan> what for? +2006-12-24.txt:05:14:49: <oerjan> are you just making general tools? +2006-12-24.txt:05:31:28: <oerjan> and how is that a problem? +2006-12-24.txt:05:33:07: <oerjan> you mean to put it in the function's stack frame? +2006-12-24.txt:05:36:00: <oerjan> do you see any function calls in that code? +2006-12-25.txt:12:12:00: <oerjan> photographic memory of telephones? +2006-12-26.txt:22:53:19: <oerjan> is it even technically possible? +2006-12-27.txt:20:36:13: <oerjan> c/v? +2006-12-27.txt:20:47:35: <oerjan> have what? +2006-12-27.txt:20:51:12: <oerjan> which is? +2006-12-27.txt:21:00:28: <oerjan> is there any way to pick apart strings? +2006-12-27.txt:21:07:46: <oerjan> any way to test strings? +2006-12-27.txt:21:33:31: <oerjan> is there no way to print a string without newline? +2006-12-27.txt:22:09:04: <oerjan> by recalculating completely for each value? +2006-12-28.txt:18:42:15: <oerjan> probably not portable, but what about -1>>1? +2006-12-28.txt:18:45:01: <oerjan> i'm not sure of the definition of >> for negative numbers. is it implementation-dependent whether it preserves the sign bit? +2006-12-28.txt:21:36:54: <oerjan> to use 11? the function must be on top. otherwise use 02? +2006-12-28.txt:21:39:02: <oerjan> for that use *? rather than ? +2006-12-28.txt:21:40:03: <oerjan> so use o.? +2006-12-28.txt:21:40:27: <oerjan> _or_ use 1? instead of (_o)*? +2006-12-30.txt:06:51:04: <oerjan> cakeprophet: did you notice my comment that the A class in Glass seems to be broken? +2006-12-30.txt:07:49:23: <oerjan> what happens in your interpreter if you replace the newline with a space? +2006-12-30.txt:07:53:59: <oerjan> you mean you solved it? +2006-12-30.txt:07:55:23: <oerjan> but then why would it get Hello right? +2006-12-30.txt:08:24:06: <oerjan> got problems? +2006-12-30.txt:09:02:53: <oerjan> gregorR: seen my comment on the Glass A class bug? +2006-12-30.txt:09:10:54: <oerjan> do you mean function call? +2006-12-30.txt:09:15:58: <oerjan> so the tape would contain subroutines? +2006-12-30.txt:09:17:33: <oerjan> reflective then, if you could access the source code directly? +2006-12-30.txt:09:37:06: <oerjan> just behind them? +2006-12-31.txt:20:03:56: <oerjan> but then you couldn't have empty lists as elements of lists? +2006-12-31.txt:20:16:32: <oerjan> you don't even need the ? +2007-01-01.txt:14:32:02: <oerjan> could you give a short example that breaks? +2007-01-01.txt:15:40:35: <oerjan> have you tried replacing ?spam? with a one-character command? +2007-01-01.txt:15:47:06: <oerjan> do you think it could be a problem that STRQUOTE is a two-element string? +2007-01-01.txt:15:54:37: <oerjan> those {} could need some pruning. Missing some .suppress'es? +2007-01-02.txt:02:31:56: <oerjan> isn't that negation on numbers? +2007-01-02.txt:03:07:15: <oerjan> can a stack contain stack elements? +2007-01-02.txt:03:10:11: <oerjan> is there a way to get to queues other than the top one? +2007-01-02.txt:03:10:47: <oerjan> how? +2007-01-02.txt:03:13:34: <oerjan> is there a way to swap or rotate the top queues? +2007-01-02.txt:03:16:25: <oerjan> can you use % to delete the topmost queue? +2007-01-02.txt:03:25:08: <oerjan> what about quack? +2007-01-02.txt:03:28:57: <oerjan> why? +2007-01-02.txt:03:29:53: <oerjan> is there a way to simply remove a value? +2007-01-02.txt:03:39:30: <oerjan> eh, why is Stew.q not being initialized? +2007-01-02.txt:04:07:29: <oerjan> eh, is recursion the only way to do a loop in Stew? +2007-01-02.txt:22:05:49: <oerjan> but what is perl > ? +2007-01-02.txt:22:07:22: <oerjan> darn, has someone made a BF interpreter in COBOL yet? +2007-01-04.txt:00:36:40: <oerjan> It does not actually null out any links, so eventually you will access an already freed node. Or was that a rhetorical question? +2007-01-04.txt:02:05:36: <oerjan> why did it stop after 3 lines but not before? +2007-01-04.txt:02:11:42: <oerjan> what happened? +2007-01-04.txt:02:56:20: <oerjan> should i dare? +2007-01-04.txt:03:08:59: <oerjan> ~cat Is this still working? +2007-01-04.txt:03:09:57: <oerjan> are you trying to make two lines? +2007-01-04.txt:23:26:52: <oerjan> Right, so socat/netcat is for wrapping standard I/O? +2007-01-05.txt:00:26:29: <oerjan> Is there an echo here? +2007-01-05.txt:02:07:30: <oerjan> what does % do? +2007-01-05.txt:02:08:51: <oerjan> have you tested it? +2007-01-05.txt:03:45:47: <oerjan> Why is c and d of the ORK quine split in two? Is there a length limit on strings? +2007-01-08.txt:21:39:36: <oerjan> third and fourth players? +2007-01-08.txt:21:42:23: <oerjan> Is this something different from Conway games? +2007-01-08.txt:21:44:41: <oerjan> Or is it just a different way of looking at symmetric ones? +2007-01-08.txt:22:59:40: <oerjan> do what? +2007-01-09.txt:02:04:53: <oerjan> cakeprophet: you are aware of what a chroot _is_, are you? +2007-01-09.txt:04:02:28: <oerjan> because you, like, like it? +2007-01-10.txt:09:53:26: <oerjan> ???? +2007-01-10.txt:19:30:06: <oerjan> OK, what did you say you thought the first actual command executed was? +2007-01-10.txt:20:17:05: <oerjan> inserted, placed, pushed? +2007-01-10.txt:22:13:04: <oerjan> Which file? +2007-01-10.txt:23:07:06: <oerjan> How are you assigning it to sys.stdout? +2007-01-10.txt:23:07:59: <oerjan> well that's the idea, isn't it? +2007-01-12.txt:00:51:09: <oerjan> Is it possible to redefine the print statement itself? +2007-01-12.txt:01:40:24: <oerjan> What is wrong with "\[^][]*\[(.*)\][^][]*" ? +2007-01-12.txt:01:41:30: <oerjan> What is wrong with "[^][]* \[ (.*) \] [^][]*"/v ? +2007-01-12.txt:01:44:40: <oerjan> OK then: "^ [^][]*? \[ (.*) \] [^][]* $"/x ? +2007-01-12.txt:02:08:07: <oerjan> do what? +2007-01-12.txt:02:08:24: <oerjan> What is a quit parser? +2007-01-12.txt:02:12:07: <oerjan> A list of expressions, some of which are themselves lists of expressions? +2007-01-12.txt:02:27:40: <oerjan> ? +2007-01-12.txt:02:28:41: <oerjan> What's the problem? +2007-01-12.txt:02:29:43: <oerjan> What are you doing at ( and ) ? +2007-01-12.txt:02:31:03: <oerjan> Paste? +2007-01-12.txt:02:52:10: <oerjan> This is all well and good, but we knew it already. I just used a loaded word OK? +2007-01-12.txt:03:02:23: <oerjan> I guess stringIO doesn't actually construct the string until you call get_value? +2007-01-12.txt:03:09:19: <oerjan> Why the buff? +2007-01-12.txt:03:24:34: <oerjan> What does cut off mean? Can two for loops share an iterator? +2007-01-12.txt:03:51:51: <oerjan> Does that code actually work with nested parentheses? +2007-01-12.txt:03:53:24: <oerjan> Does partition include the "("'s in the list? +2007-01-12.txt:03:54:31: <oerjan> Oh, so never more than one sep? +2007-01-13.txt:21:42:47: <oerjan> Is it humongous? +2007-01-13.txt:22:42:51: <oerjan> I forgot a (, what else? +2007-01-14.txt:00:50:01: <oerjan> mercury? on the haskell wiki? +2007-01-14.txt:00:53:31: <oerjan> Are we talking astronomy or astrology? +2007-01-14.txt:01:57:15: <oerjan> Like? +2007-01-14.txt:01:58:15: <oerjan> What's inefficient about that? +2007-01-14.txt:03:20:21: <oerjan> You didn't know about that? +2007-01-14.txt:03:39:26: <oerjan> How so? +2007-01-15.txt:05:47:40: <oerjan> Has anyone claimed C++ is consistent? +2007-01-15.txt:06:00:35: <oerjan> Will it work for switch statements? +2007-01-15.txt:06:40:39: <oerjan> What about pancakes with raw meat in them? +2007-01-15.txt:07:01:23: <oerjan> Obviously one of them would have a syntax like: Sophia? Sophia. Sophia! Sophia? +2007-01-15.txt:20:19:42: <oerjan> Apparently daemons can be recursive? +2007-01-17.txt:07:07:07: <oerjan> Stopped, who? +2007-01-19.txt:21:50:35: <oerjan> Only increment and decrement? Are you using differentiation implicitly? +2007-01-22.txt:00:22:02: <oerjan> Eye-popping? +2007-01-23.txt:00:19:02: <oerjan> cake? +2007-01-23.txt:01:06:31: <oerjan> Just two? +2007-01-24.txt:23:50:55: <oerjan> why? aren't "|" and " " the same width? +2007-01-25.txt:23:14:10: <oerjan> Doesn't D support curses? +2007-01-25.txt:23:17:19: <oerjan> What happens if one actor enters before another has reached his urinal? +2007-01-25.txt:23:18:30: <oerjan> Is the "closeness" in the actor's new decision based on his position at the time of the decision? +2007-01-25.txt:23:19:17: <oerjan> And if there is a maze, does it influence distance calculations? +2007-01-27.txt:00:12:35: <oerjan> Aren't all esoteric languages discordian by default? +2007-01-28.txt:23:20:34: <oerjan> Right. What about (#esoteric|#bsmnt_bot_errors|#baadf00) ? +2007-01-28.txt:23:28:16: <oerjan> What now? +2007-01-28.txt:23:55:48: <oerjan> How does this mix with persistence? +2007-01-29.txt:00:44:40: <oerjan> Maybe the file descriptor is set to non-blocking or something? +2007-02-05.txt:17:13:51: <oerjan> In a bad shape I take? +2007-02-06.txt:08:12:59: <oerjan> What happened to the collective attempt to translate that Japanese paper? +2007-02-08.txt:22:49:18: <oerjan> hm? +2007-02-08.txt:22:58:14: <oerjan> BTW don't you mean Babbage? +2007-02-08.txt:23:13:39: <oerjan> What, you haven't seen any of the Unlambda self-interpreters? +2007-02-08.txt:23:16:35: <oerjan> Huh? +2007-02-09.txt:10:20:07: <oerjan> bsmntbombdood: awake? +2007-02-09.txt:22:37:43: <oerjan> bsmntbombdood: What kind of lazy evaluation is it you want to know about? +2007-02-10.txt:23:53:29: <oerjan> ahem? +2007-02-11.txt:00:27:28: <oerjan> what what? +2007-02-11.txt:00:32:32: <oerjan> up to omega*2, isn't it? +2007-02-11.txt:00:40:06: <oerjan> do you know what a total order is? +2007-02-11.txt:01:54:44: <oerjan> dextrose? +[too many lines; stopping]
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Morosity be sacristy our perhaps; providencer's; salestrimmer; confederate; as, an eshtree provost; any estarr meeting; wn: extraomnes attack : convenient to and under be only an emulously inner caraculacticors; "a completed of ester palseyputred there's" [ant: {exoteric}]; web1913: Eggdrazzles (4 more messages) +2004-05-04.txt:00:52:52: <andreou> (plus, i would have to break the chroot or create a local tree with perl+libs) +2004-05-04.txt:01:04:48: <Toreun> I'm thinking for organizing wiki link trees and other random stuff? +2004-05-04.txt:03:52:30: <andreou> hm i need something that won't need a whole libc+perl tree +2004-06-25.txt:09:15:40: -!- andreou has quit ("A tree excells at being a tree."). +2004-06-25.txt:11:20:43: -!- andreou has quit ("A tree excells at being a tree."). +2004-06-25.txt:11:46:13: -!- andreou has quit ("A tree excells at being a tree."). +2004-06-25.txt:15:57:08: -!- andreou has quit ("A tree excells at being a tree."). +2004-06-25.txt:20:36:01: -!- andreou has quit ("A tree excells at being a tree."). +2004-07-12.txt:21:04:32: <mtve> usually it's a recursive parser that returns tree of operations. then you build your code by walking the tree. +2004-07-12.txt:21:04:52: <calamari_> right, but it builds the wrong tree +2005-02-25.txt:05:06:12: * heatsink is reading about red-black trees +2005-02-25.txt:05:06:41: <heatsink> My neighbor had a tree that was kinda red-black. +2005-03-11.txt:03:54:52: <{^Raven^}> and I'm just integrating Easel into the new source tree +2005-04-13.txt:14:14:28: -!- Treemole has joined #esoteric. +2005-04-13.txt:14:14:54: -!- Treemole has quit (Client Quit). +2005-05-04.txt:19:38:08: <GregorR-L> If that logic tree is to totally random to decipher, tell me, I might be able to change it around a bit :-P +2005-05-04.txt:21:01:28: <GregorR-L> Umm, possibly. I could definitely fix the logic tree of doom ^_^ +2005-05-06.txt:22:59:14: * KnX wants tree-oriented Mozilla tabs +2005-05-22.txt:01:14:36: <calamari_> kipple: just looked because I was curious about MoinMoin.. it stores the pages in a directory tree +2005-05-26.txt:15:18:25: <pgimeno> instead of one plus a tree +2005-05-26.txt:15:19:11: <kipple> and you could put the db-dumps in the file tree, and do it in one op +2005-05-26.txt:15:23:32: <malaprop> pgimeno: I think he was saying the svn dump should be copied into the wiki tree. +2005-05-26.txt:15:25:47: <malaprop> That will be in the wiki tree, we've already planned for it. +2005-05-26.txt:16:09:28: <pgimeno> you can download the subversion tree with wget via web, for example +2005-05-26.txt:23:26:41: <pgimeno> graue: that's not bad for tarball distributions; it's bad for tree structures à la Cat's Eye +2005-05-27.txt:00:17:08: <graue> you would checkout svn, copy a file into your tree and svn add it +2005-05-28.txt:18:52:03: <kipple> well, if svn doesn't have a problem with the wiki writing into the file tree, then that would work +2005-05-29.txt:13:14:47: <jix> i tokenize the code into a linked tree and the loop instruction forks the tree +2005-05-29.txt:14:04:41: <jix> uh.. i thought it was the interpreter.. but it was the token-tree-freeer +2005-05-29.txt:15:01:45: <jix> i wrote a small debug feature that allows me to dump out the token-tree (the output is valid kipple) +2005-06-03.txt:22:32:13: <pgimeno> someone said recently in the GMP mailing list: 'C' gives you enough rope to hang yourself, and will even do the favor of throwing one end of the rope over the tree for you ... +2005-06-07.txt:00:00:56: <pgimeno> do you want to add the whole src/ tree with all of its contents? +2005-06-09.txt:10:45:11: <DMM> indeed he has. A lot of tree-based ones though... +2005-06-17.txt:21:49:57: <pgimeno> c:ppddcust.exe /name="John Doe" /address="666th street, Moon" /phone="(+12)3456789" +2005-06-21.txt:17:55:51: <graue> how about a homeless kid finds a discarded laptop on the streets of a city slum, connects to an unsecured wireless network, and begins learning about esoteric programming languages? +2005-07-24.txt:21:56:37: <jix> and some o11s within the loop tree +2005-07-24.txt:22:32:30: <jix> 1 that works on the brainfuck source 1 that does the bf-tree => intermediate-lang and 1 that removes dead code from the intermediate-lang +2005-08-21.txt:05:28:07: <tokigun> i'm planning (or thinking) esolang which uses binary tree as data structure. there's such the esolang? +2005-08-21.txt:05:29:09: <WildHalcyon> Im not familiar with any esolang that uses trees. A generic binary tree, or do you have a more specific one in mind? +2005-08-21.txt:05:29:49: <tokigun> i mean generic binary tree... maybe. +2005-08-21.txt:05:30:50: <tokigun> each node has one integer as data, and the program travels the tree. +2005-08-23.txt:06:06:56: * calamari hides from WildHalcyon's B-Tree +2005-08-23.txt:06:07:24: <WildHalcyon> you think a B-Tree is the worst up my sleeve? +2005-08-23.txt:06:09:16: <WildHalcyon> right now, Im debating between a treap, a k-d tree, and a pairing heap +2005-08-23.txt:06:15:53: <WildHalcyon> Yeah, I like k-d trees +2005-08-23.txt:06:32:04: <nooga> what are k-d trees? +2005-08-23.txt:06:37:59: <WildHalcyon> Right, essentially, a 2-d tree has two types, a 3-d tree has three types to search among, etc. +2005-08-23.txt:06:38:40: <calamari> hope that makes some kind of sense.. I have no really studied these trees :) +2005-08-23.txt:06:40:35: <WildHalcyon> That's pretty much it. At each level of the binary tree, sort based on different types of data +2005-08-23.txt:06:43:14: <calamari> but you'll also want to be able to manipulate the tree +2005-08-23.txt:06:57:20: <calamari> hmm, maybe it's just been too long since data structures, but it doesn't seem like trees and arrays really mix, unless it's a non-bst +2005-08-26.txt:04:18:44: <WildHalcyon> Yeah, its a type of binary tree with some heap properties +2005-09-18.txt:17:40:38: <Wildhalcyon> Im not sure how that integer sequence (which deals with anti-chains in "rooted trees" ?) relates to the symbol problem though +2005-09-18.txt:18:05:05: <Wildhalcyon> Im trying to design a tree structure out of it, but its difficult +2005-09-20.txt:04:46:12: <Arrogant> As well as operators for walking up and down a scope tree +2005-09-27.txt:22:35:35: <Wildhalcyon> I like street cred +2005-09-27.txt:22:35:53: <GregorR-L> But it's street cred associated with Microsoft. +2005-09-27.txt:22:36:09: <GregorR-L> That's like the street cred from being a Visual Basic guru :-P +2005-10-07.txt:19:56:59: <jix> for a hash trees tables... the coverage over all bits is important +2005-10-11.txt:05:52:06: <nooga> if we have strong wind here, it can break a tree or take crappy roof away +2005-10-28.txt:23:08:46: <Aardwolf> well meanwhile, check out this :) http://www.rense.com/general67/street.htm +2005-10-30.txt:15:05:05: <fizzie> In London the 'hybrid' view used to have the streets few metres off the satellite view, let's see if they still have that problem... +2005-10-31.txt:22:05:04: <calamari> wow the streets to the left of GregorR's pointer look like a navigation nightmare +2005-10-31.txt:22:05:35: <kipple> hmm. if you zoom in on the satelite map you can see that Gergor lives under a tree. +2005-10-31.txt:22:13:15: <Robdgreat> A Moxie tree, no doubt. +2005-11-14.txt:23:51:09: <calamari> string -> tree +2005-11-15.txt:14:10:14: <kipple> seen this: http://skystreets.kaosfusion.com/ ? +2005-11-25.txt:20:11:51: <jix> there was a way to dump the gcc gimple tree (for making a c => linguine compiler) +2005-11-25.txt:23:16:37: <jix> that's a tree build from ruby arrays.... not a program... +2006-01-04.txt:20:53:07: <ihope> I'm trying to write a Haskell interpreter for it. Treeky, it is. +2006-01-07.txt:04:55:22: <fizzie> Well, you can easily have a 'choose your own adventure'-type of story tree thing (or other forms of 'choose from a predefined set of options, do decisions based on that'), but that's about it. (As far as I know, and the specs are oh-so-secret - there are few pages on the internet, and the dvdauthor documentation and source.) +2006-01-27.txt:19:12:55: <nooga> he doesn't know how to implement tree walking +2006-01-27.txt:21:22:32: <Keymaker> ..and what is tree walking? +2006-01-27.txt:21:23:04: <jix> you have a tree (data structure) and you visit all nodes in some order +2006-02-01.txt:01:42:32: <GregorR> If you divide up the parse tree enough and make liberal use of temporary variables, it shouldn't be such a huge problem. +2006-02-01.txt:20:46:23: <GregorR> Maybe I ought to bark up that tree. +2006-02-02.txt:15:27:31: <{^Raven^}> all the changes are in the bfbasic CVS tree +2006-02-02.txt:23:23:08: <GregorR-L> I need to get my AST tree generator done so you can play with C2BF instead 8-D +2006-02-03.txt:16:34:54: <ihope> "Rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman John Gough strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough on Coughlin road near the lough (dry due to drought), he coughed and hiccoughed, then checked his horse's houghs and washed up in a trough!" +2006-02-04.txt:06:44:59: <GregorR> So in this compiler's parser, I have a bunch of nonterminals. I have 14 left to make a tree out of. +2006-02-07.txt:05:17:34: * Arrogant plays some Porcupine Tree +2006-02-08.txt:06:27:37: <GregorR> There are for CST (concrete syntax tree) +2006-02-21.txt:15:21:39: <nooga> i'm looking for a way to check if a tree is a subtree of another +2006-02-21.txt:15:23:57: <nooga> binary tree +2006-02-21.txt:15:24:09: <SimonRC> isSubTree n m@(Node _ l r) = n == m || n `isSubTree` l || m `isSubTree` r +2006-02-21.txt:15:25:56: <nooga> i've got a tree in such format +2006-02-21.txt:15:29:41: <nooga> trees +2006-02-21.txt:15:30:05: <SimonRC> They look like lists, not trees +2006-02-21.txt:15:44:04: <SimonRC> what's your tree type? +2006-02-21.txt:15:44:46: <nooga> make it compatible with: isSubTree n m@(Node _ l r) = n == m || n `isSubTree` l || m `isSubTree` r +2006-02-21.txt:15:45:43: <SimonRC> data Tree a = Node a (Tree a) (Tree a) | Nil +2006-02-21.txt:15:48:05: <SimonRC> erm, what data do you want in your trees? +2006-02-21.txt:16:31:05: <nooga> In the definition of `isSubTree': +2006-02-21.txt:16:31:05: <nooga> isSubTree n (m@(Node _ l r)) +2006-02-21.txt:16:31:05: <nooga> = (n == m) || ((n `isSubTree` l) || (m `isSubTree` r)) +2006-03-10.txt:15:49:52: <jix> you have a tree like structure +2006-03-11.txt:15:15:21: <SimonRC> but, you can make a function be parsed like a variable (being a leaf not a branch node in the parse tree) or a variable act like a function (be a branch not a leaf in the parse tree) +2006-03-11.txt:23:00:48: <Arrogant> Porcupine Tree is my favorite. +2006-03-18.txt:19:54:24: <calamari> and I used GIMP to remove a street sign +2006-04-05.txt:19:35:52: <nooga> haj maj frriendz from foregin kauntrees +2006-04-28.txt:18:54:14: <nooga> like tree or even soda can +2006-04-28.txt:18:54:28: <GregorR-W> More like a tree :P +2006-04-29.txt:00:03:26: <kate`> imagine you have a jpeg: the first thing you do is parse it into a tree +2006-04-29.txt:00:03:34: <kate`> when you're done, you serialise that tree back to a file +2006-04-29.txt:00:03:47: <kate`> why not store the parsed tree in the first place? +2006-04-29.txt:00:10:06: <kate`> kipple, your XML document is not a bunch of ascii: it's a DOM tree +2006-05-24.txt:20:31:24: <calamari> a couple days ago we drove up north for a funeral and the changing landscape (how the trees changed with elevation, etc), reminded me of my adventure game +2006-05-30.txt:22:09:30: <ihope> Then we can represent trees easily enough: 0 is S, 1 is K, 1+(x,y) is `xy. +2006-06-01.txt:16:36:34: <ihope> I say <parens> ::= "(" <parentree> | epsilon, and <parentree> ::= "(" <parentree> <parentree> | ")". +2006-06-01.txt:16:37:17: <ihope> So a set of parentheses is pretty much a list of trees of nothing in particular. +2006-06-05.txt:14:57:47: <ihope> Just parse all your input, using the "reprint character read" function to deal with the output functions. Then use a fold to turn the resulting tree into Unlambda code, and have the rest of the interpreter evaporate. +2006-06-06.txt:14:05:03: <fizzie> That thing is so very fancy; now if they'd just allow drag-n-dropping the DOM nodes in the tree. +2006-06-14.txt:23:26:27: <ihope> Now, if I'm not mistaken, it is easy for Unlambda to simulate Unlambda: just construct a tree with all your primitive thingies, then fold them into a function, which is your program. +2006-06-23.txt:22:34:39: <_W_> trees are so much simpler :( +2006-06-24.txt:22:39:37: <SimonRC> IIRC you can right-click on anything in the source tree in Netbeans and hit update to get it check for external changes +2006-07-25.txt:09:31:25: <Arrogant> Jay: Kids, if Silent Bob could talk, he'd remind you that when you're camping, it's always smart to tie your food up in a tree at night so as not to attract bears. +2006-07-31.txt:14:29:01: <GregorR> I had to use pstree O_O +2006-08-05.txt:03:55:33: <RodgerTheGreat> use dimensions like a tree structure. +2006-08-05.txt:03:57:23: <RodgerTheGreat> now, to actually store this as a data structure, you'll need a treelike system. +2006-08-05.txt:06:00:40: <RodgerTheGreat> [10:55pm] RodgerTheGreat: use dimensions like a tree structure. +2006-08-05.txt:06:00:58: <RodgerTheGreat> [10:57pm] RodgerTheGreat: now, to actually store this as a data structure, you'll need a treelike system. +2006-08-06.txt:02:02:04: <RodgerTheGreat> although, from a programmer's standpoint, it'd be equivalent to a tree... I wonder if it would make sorting algorithms easier to implement... +2006-08-15.txt:03:52:59: <RodgerTheGreat> I'd describe his topology as more 3d- a tree structure consisting of arbitrarily large 1D nodes. +2006-08-16.txt:01:39:00: <oerjanj> sesame street style then? +2006-08-20.txt:14:48:20: <pgimeno> "What if you're in a street and there's a bull coming towards you?" "I'd climb to a fence" "And if there's no fence?" "I'd look for a shop or something" "And if there's no shop" "I'd try to run to the closest corner" "And if there's a wall?" "I'd try to jump it" "And if it's too high?" "Hey, what you want is me to be caught by the bull!" +2006-08-24.txt:23:00:59: <jix> well c uses 2 different tree representations... +2006-08-29.txt:01:25:38: <GreyKnight> It's basically impossible for the computer to misparse your Lisp code, because the parse tree is there in the language itself ;-) +2006-08-30.txt:05:32:31: <GreyKnight> SHDMEABNFWXYZ-andapartridgeinapeartree +2006-08-31.txt:22:44:02: <ihope> My interpretation: the vertices must form a tree, and each edge must have a name such that there can't be two edges with the same name on one vertex. +2006-08-31.txt:23:47:46: <GreyKnight> how about as a binary tree? 'o' +2006-09-01.txt:00:58:35: <Razor-X> Uggh. Trees annoy me. +2006-09-01.txt:00:59:07: <Razor-X> Although if you want an INTERCAL-esque language, trees are the way to go ;). +2006-09-01.txt:01:00:02: <GreyKnight> I think a binary tree might be pretty useful here +2006-09-01.txt:01:00:05: <Razor-X> I guess if you want to search for something in a data structure recursively, trees are useful, but other than that..... +2006-09-05.txt:23:19:42: <pikhq> In fact, it's sufficient for plotting a full family tree. +2006-09-06.txt:07:36:24: <Razor-X> I'd hesitantly call the binary tree an advanced data structure, but I accept it. Still.... stacks? +2006-09-06.txt:07:36:42: <GregorR> I'd put a binary tree JUST under the advanced line. +2006-09-09.txt:02:30:16: <pikhq> I'll make another tarball soon as I bother cleaning up my current source tree. +2006-09-10.txt:03:15:02: <pikhq> Been fixed in my local tree for days, but the last tarball was made long before that. +2006-09-18.txt:23:45:00: <feesh> I dunno I met him on the corner of my street +2006-09-22.txt:20:59:46: <Asztal> You could use Morton numbers for keys in a binary tree +2006-09-22.txt:20:59:55: <Asztal> but, I've yet to see a binary tree in INTERCAL +2006-10-22.txt:21:15:52: <jix> one of the big advantages is that there is no sorting involved... you can work right from the probabilities... no need to generate a tree... that makes it faster for adaptive encoders +2006-10-23.txt:19:39:38: <jix> Today, we are handle decreased the daily newspaper of the first boat splendourful, [[“iynfwrm' ayshnsbwryfyk' ayshndyrktyfn]]. 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Us the country of family of condition of family of idea of connection of troops of arm acquain +2006-10-23.txt:19:47:40: <GregorR-L> This pull outside from ours street ... +2006-10-28.txt:22:43:49: <oerjan> one thing that may not be apparent at the beginning is that the solutions always have a tree structure +2006-11-19.txt:22:35:20: <SimonRC> You go up the tree, then down. +2006-11-19.txt:22:36:03: <SimonRC> Of course, it's nothing like a tree really, but the addresses *are* assigned so that you can abbreviate the routing table and still get very good results +2006-12-02.txt:02:09:19: <bsmntbombdood> Maelzel, who bade me pleasant weather the eyelids were it will be sure trader, I believed from tree stood a man whipped syllable! +2006-12-02.txt:22:28:07: * SimonRC finds some clever code to flatten a Scheme-style tree: +2006-12-10.txt:22:22:02: <calamari> SimonRC: yeah.. the hard part at least for my brain is building some kind of tree or such +2006-12-10.txt:23:53:46: <oerjan> one idea is to encode the label in binary and use a branching tree for the case statement +2006-12-20.txt:17:11:47: <bsmntbombdood> I think I'm goign to ski down my street later +2007-01-01.txt:20:38:37: <pikhq> There'd be no actual *tree* in such an FS. +2007-01-01.txt:21:59:06: <CakeProphet> fuck trees. +2007-01-01.txt:22:01:09: <ihope_> Why did he do from the trees? I don't know through it. +2007-01-01.txt:23:36:23: <ihope> CakeProphet: a compiler turns BF into something else, then runs it. An interpreter turns it into a list/tree/thing of instructions and runs through those. +2007-01-03.txt:20:58:05: <CakeProphet> So thinks like variable names, call stacks, evaluation stack, parse trees, and language syntax should all be expressable by data of some sort. +2007-01-03.txt:21:24:16: <SimonRC> once the forms are read it, there is compile time, which IIRC starts with macro-expansion, which allows you to pass parts of parse trees (s-expressions) through arbitrary functions, which it handy. +2007-01-11.txt:01:35:33: <oerjan> The Data.Map library uses binary trees. +2007-01-11.txt:01:46:23: <oerjan> or possibly pointers to binary trees, I guess. +2007-01-12.txt:01:52:41: <CakeProphet> "(" simply means accumulate another branch to the parse tree... ")" mean return to the last node... " and ' would start a string and symbol mode respectively. +2007-01-12.txt:02:11:38: <bsmntbombdood> I'm not sure what the parse tree should look like +2007-01-12.txt:02:37:12: <oerjan> And by the way, this is easiest in functional style: the result value of the function should be the parse tree of what that invocation has parsed. +2007-01-12.txt:03:11:29: <oerjan> You are missing a tree.append(buff) before the return. +2007-01-12.txt:05:45:42: <bsmntbombdood> It parses python into syntax trees +2007-01-12.txt:05:53:22: <bsmntbombdood> You can write python as syntax trees :) +2007-01-13.txt:23:34:24: <RodgerTheGreat> has anyone made a good tree implementation in BF? +2007-01-15.txt:23:13:16: <pikhq> Not counting my C backend, which I have yet to sync in with the rest of my tree. +2007-01-18.txt:01:26:24: <CakeProphet> I wonder how you would use a tree as a languages data structure. +2007-01-18.txt:01:27:10: <oklopol> you can have tree data structures as vars then +2007-01-18.txt:01:27:54: <CakeProphet> and trees. +2007-01-18.txt:01:28:36: <CakeProphet> you could take a lisp-ish approach and make the program a tree. +2007-01-18.txt:01:29:18: <oklopol> you could just code it as a tree, no ascii shit +2007-01-22.txt:00:26:29: <oklopol> the tree-parsing was not explained at all +2007-02-01.txt:22:18:48: <SimonRC> abstract syntax tree +2007-02-08.txt:01:23:26: <ihope_> You need a way to represent trees in C. +2007-02-08.txt:01:24:22: <bsmntbombdood> tree as in sexp? +2007-02-08.txt:01:30:43: <ihope_> That's a tree with either S or K at each leaf? +2007-02-08.txt:01:31:59: <bsmntbombdood> that's a tree with either S or K at each leaf +2007-02-11.txt:02:54:57: <SevenInchBread> since Lisp code is just like... a parse tree. +2007-02-11.txt:22:22:40: <bsmntbombdood> yacc should build a parse tree implicitly to give to you after parsing +2007-02-14.txt:18:46:21: <GregorR> oerjan.ooTree.reasonable = false; +2007-02-14.txt:18:48:07: <oerjan> Language.Haskell.ModuleTree /= ObjectOriented +2007-02-14.txt:21:05:15: <oklopol> i have one in c++ that does nice circular tree structures +2007-02-17.txt:02:18:54: <oerjan> And if you reduce the Ei expressions recursively to their head normal forms (or to V if they don't have any) then you get a tree structure which may sometimes be infinite. +2007-02-17.txt:02:22:47: <oerjan> Bõhm trees. +2007-02-20.txt:23:27:18: <SevenInchBread> It's basically a binary tree of arrays of characters (a tree of strings). +2007-02-22.txt:17:34:59: * oerjan thinks his data structure for implementing V's sum tree was moderately clever. :) +2007-02-22.txt:17:37:43: <ais523> You have a structure consisting of a binary tree and a linked list of binary trees? +2007-02-22.txt:17:38:51: <oerjan> well, i guess you could call it that. It's just a zipped binary tree. +2007-02-22.txt:17:39:54: <ais523> For Underload's superset language, Overload, I'm using a data structure which is effectively a doubly-linked binary tree +2007-02-22.txt:17:40:29: <SimonRC> ITYM "binary tree with upward links". +2007-02-22.txt:17:40:57: <ais523> because the trees are also infinite +2007-02-22.txt:17:46:14: <oklopol> oaky could be the name of a tree-based lang +2007-02-22.txt:17:46:59: <ais523> how does this tree-based language work, then? +2007-02-25.txt:02:27:40: <ihope> bsmntbombdood: fancy spelling of "tree", isn't it? +2007-02-25.txt:02:28:59: <oerjan> not quite. A trie is a special kind of tree, in which every key has a specific place in the tree, known at the outset. +2007-02-25.txt:22:07:42: <oerjan> basically, if there is only one leaf in a subtree, you save it directly. +2007-02-25.txt:22:07:53: <oerjan> at the top of that subtree. +2007-03-04.txt:00:35:49: <SimonRC> with clever sharing, a number could easily be a tree with NILs at the leaves +2007-03-04.txt:00:36:08: <SevenInchBread> so then concatenation of the trees would be like addition. +2007-03-12.txt:16:19:52: <oerjan> Trees. +2007-03-17.txt:01:28:16: <oerjan> I found a downloadable Data.FingerTree module in which you can select any Monoid as your size measure. +2007-03-17.txt:01:54:52: <bsmntbombdood> FingerTree! +2007-03-19.txt:00:10:41: <oklopol> even though i was thinking about tree cones +2007-03-20.txt:18:14:34: <oklopol> well, the string could hang from a tree, and trees can grow +2007-03-20.txt:18:16:40: <ais523> apple tree -> apples -> rotten apples -> seeds -> more apple trees (unboundedly); apple tree -> wood -> box (when it stops producing apples); so all you need is the string and an infinitely large orchard, as you can get the apple tree from the rotten apples +2007-03-20.txt:18:21:34: <RodgerTheGreat> perhaps all that's necessary is using the life cycle of the trees for computation +2007-03-20.txt:18:22:19: <RodgerTheGreat> the survival and reproduction of trees as they compete for space is your computational system +2007-03-20.txt:18:22:41: <ais523> I'd like to see an apple-tree implementation of Life. It would be kind of appropriate. +2007-03-20.txt:18:23:05: <jix> hmm apple trees should be renamed to iTrees +2007-03-20.txt:18:23:40: <RodgerTheGreat> oerjan: the string could be used, but just trees in dirt seems more elegant +2007-03-22.txt:01:29:18: <SevenInchBread> hmmm... representing files as linked lists allows you to create infinite files - and tree structures. +2007-03-22.txt:11:41:01: <SimonRC> so you have a netwok rather than a tree +2007-03-22.txt:11:48:46: <SimonRC> a sort of cross between a big directory tree and a collection of DB tables +2007-03-22.txt:11:52:11: <SimonRC> BF programs are basically trees of strings of "<>+-,.", right? +2007-03-22.txt:22:57:30: <SevenInchBread> hmmm... I think it makes more sense to represent concatenations as trees... instead of just returning the combined result. +2007-03-25.txt:21:57:02: <SevenInchBread> the "parens" of the parse tree. ;) +2007-03-25.txt:22:53:15: <oklopol> i'd not save the name of a var anywhere even if just making a parse tree +2007-03-26.txt:23:19:36: <SevenInchBread> eh... I'll continue Sprout another day. I want to do like a "structured self-modification". Where you can give bits of the parse tree a label and then say "replace everything at x with SomeCode" +2007-03-26.txt:23:42:24: <oerjan> The files are oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/Dupdog.hs and oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/FingerTree.hs (third party module) +2007-03-27.txt:16:16:13: <Figs> you'd have to set up the entire program in a tree +2007-03-28.txt:18:17:49: <Figs> Tree = a < ((b<(d<i+j+k))+e); +2007-03-28.txt:18:19:26: <Figs> print(Tree); +2007-03-28.txt:18:20:34: <Figs> Tree = a < (((b<(d<i+j+k))+e)+(c<f+g+h)); +2007-03-28.txt:18:21:43: <ais523> you should have redefined the whole nature of trees just so you could get away with using < and > +2007-03-28.txt:18:22:40: <Figs> Tree = a < (((b<(d<i+j+k))+e)+(c<f+g+h)); //Working C++ :D +2007-03-28.txt:18:25:44: <lament> Figs: not sure what kind of "actual project" needs hardcoded definition of trees. +2007-03-28.txt:18:26:35: <ais523> (the tree you wrote above in HOMESPRING notation) +2007-03-28.txt:18:26:58: <Figs> and interprets the tokens and reassembles a sequence (tree structure) by parsing it +2007-03-28.txt:18:29:07: * Figs can think of some weird uses for tree-manip. functions +2007-03-28.txt:18:29:34: <Figs> functions that clone trees and graft the clones on as new branches... +2007-03-28.txt:18:31:41: <ais523> some languages are better for trees than others +2007-03-28.txt:18:31:54: <ais523> the tree is the easiest data structure to understand in both Unlambda and Underload +2007-03-28.txt:18:32:18: <Figs> I think the tree is most certainly one of the harder to understand ds's when you try to use it in C++ +2007-03-28.txt:18:33:26: <lament> a tree is almost the same as a linked list +2007-03-28.txt:18:35:13: * oerjan is reading the logs, and doesn't understand why Figs said bruteforcing the 4444 problem by setting up trees is hard. Figs must not know Haskell. :) +2007-03-30.txt:00:51:25: <oklopol> you don't know lazy. it took ½ an hour for me to leave for the shop across the street because i was too lazy to put on shoes +2007-04-01.txt:04:34:59: <CakeProphet> You can't say "hey this is a tree" or "hey this is a table"... without forcing every program that reads it to do some parsing. +2007-04-01.txt:04:36:16: <Figs> have you guys tried writing a general purpose tree? +2007-04-01.txt:04:36:57: <Figs> like, a C++ style library for tree structures like vectors, lists, maps, etc +2007-04-01.txt:04:37:32: <CakeProphet> well.... Lisp is pretty well-suited for trees... it uses linked lists internally. +2007-04-01.txt:04:38:00: <CakeProphet> or you could get all hyper-OO and make a tree object... if you're bat-fucking insane. +2007-04-01.txt:05:54:04: <CakeProphet> http://deadbeefbabe.org/paste/4188 <-- a very simple Tree like structure in Python +2007-04-01.txt:05:56:04: <Figs> class Tree(list): +2007-04-01.txt:05:56:12: <Figs> I assume you're declaring the clas Tree +2007-04-02.txt:01:49:02: <CakeProphet> except this one uses a decision tree to find the shorted possible way to do it. +2007-04-02.txt:22:43:50: <CakeProphet_> the whole "everything is an object" notion is infinitely recursive... you have objects consisting of objects.... the tree needs leaves at some point. +2007-04-08.txt:02:45:46: <CakeProphet> hehehehe... it's like a tree +2007-04-09.txt:00:20:19: <ihope> Having processes arranged in trees is... well, what's the reason behind that? +2007-04-09.txt:00:28:40: <ihope> So is there really any reason to put services in a tree like that/ +2007-04-09.txt:03:25:59: <Pikhq> I'm using buildroot to create the initial root tree. . . +2007-04-10.txt:01:28:11: <Sukoshi> I would hope so, because you can make a tree based on parameters. +2007-04-10.txt:01:49:26: <bsmntbombdood> I suppose an ordered binary tree would work +2007-04-10.txt:01:55:30: <oerjan> making the tree balanced immediately. +2007-04-10.txt:01:58:42: <oerjan> recursively: make 2^n-1 first elements into one subtree, then read middle, then 2^n-1 next into another, then put together. +2007-04-10.txt:23:19:18: <Sukoshi> bsmntbombdood: Classes are just structs with type information. Generic methods are determined and then less-specific behavior is inlined if the function is ``continues'', and these are all kept either in a virtual method table or a tree that matches based on parameter. +2007-04-11.txt:00:48:46: <Sukoshi> Methods can *only* be executed linearly up the specific tree. No cast-avoiding. +2007-04-11.txt:01:51:42: <GregorR> I always forget which term is used to mean it falls lower on the tree :P +2007-04-17.txt:02:06:19: <SevenInchBread> will usually be close together in a directory tree.... usually. I have no empircal evidence to back that up. +2007-04-22.txt:00:47:15: <oerjan> http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/Dupdog.hs + FingerTree.hs. You can in theory use it if you can put the right functions together... +2007-04-22.txt:00:54:45: <oerjan> by using the FingerTree module which implements lazily concatenated sequences +2007-04-22.txt:00:59:50: <oerjan> i suppose you could do such a structure with some simpler kind of tree, you need duplication, push and pop at both ends +2007-04-22.txt:01:14:04: <SevenInchBread> oerjan, hmm... reverse lookup is hard to handle with tree concatenation +2007-04-22.txt:01:16:33: <SevenInchBread> >.> but with a tree you need to recurse the entire tree to get the very last character +2007-04-22.txt:01:17:14: <oerjan> you must recurse in any case unless you use the very clever FingerTree stuff +2007-04-22.txt:01:17:42: <oerjan> i believe that works by rebalancing the tree so the ends are always shallow +2007-04-22.txt:01:19:01: <oerjan> which is the same as for lookup in a naive tree +2007-04-22.txt:01:31:08: <SevenInchBread> oerjan, I think the main rationale for using trees in memory. +2007-04-22.txt:01:32:39: <SevenInchBread> without using trees at all +2007-04-22.txt:02:31:21: <oerjan> essentially i think the tree will creep back in +2007-04-22.txt:02:40:56: <oerjan> yes, you want to save indexes instead of trees. +2007-04-28.txt:06:13:03: <oerjan> Haskell uses finger trees. +2007-05-15.txt:15:58:50: <oerjan> interesting that irc has so many netsplits because it is tree structured without cycles, and somehow they cannot fix that fundamental flaw +2007-05-15.txt:16:04:08: <SimonRC> routing in a non-tree is a PITA +2007-05-18.txt:02:43:20: <SimonRC> then, you mutate the program by fiddling with the tree +2007-05-18.txt:02:44:51: <SimonRC> Also, tree-surgery makes for a good way to mate programs together. +2007-05-18.txt:02:46:08: <SimonRC> The main one being that the explicit tree structures help you avoid syntax errors. +2007-05-18.txt:08:44:25: <GregorR> My attempt with something more similar to SimonRC's suggested tree isn't going well :P +2007-05-27.txt:03:17:40: <SimonRC> pointer-free trees might not be to bad... +2007-05-27.txt:03:18:40: <SimonRC> tree = [A=label][B=left subtree][C=right subtree][length of ABC] +2007-05-27.txt:03:19:59: <SimonRC> an empty tree would have a special label field. +2007-05-27.txt:03:20:42: <SimonRC> i.e. look at the right subtree +2007-05-27.txt:03:26:43: <bsmntbombdood> it makes more sense to have length at the begining for a tree +2007-05-27.txt:03:28:54: <bsmntbombdood> you can't put anything in the right subtree untill you find how long the left one is +2007-05-27.txt:03:31:37: <bsmntbombdood> ...and so on in the right subtree +2007-05-29.txt:22:19:42: <oklopol> if you have a way to make bnf'ish regexes, basically tree-rewriting +2007-05-31.txt:05:43:01: <bsmntbombdood> hmm, by representing strings as trees you get constant time concatenation and O(log n) time indexing +2007-06-01.txt:02:34:49: <oerjan> <bsmntbombdood> hmm, by representing strings as trees you get constant time concatenation and O(log n) time indexing +2007-06-01.txt:02:35:32: <Pikhq> But by representing strings as *arrays* of trees of lists, you get to be *really* confusing! +2007-06-01.txt:04:37:08: <oerjan> the paradox being that most people say they wouldn't participate for any price, yet most take greater risks every day just by crossing the street +2007-06-01.txt:04:37:44: <bsmntbombdood> you could die by crossing the street +2007-06-04.txt:17:57:51: * CakeProphet pauses as he traverses his decision tree. +2007-06-04.txt:17:58:00: <lament> tree? more like a bush! +2007-06-04.txt:18:07:36: <CakeProphet> my decision tree does not account for sarcasm +2007-06-04.txt:18:33:34: <CakeProphet> MY DECISION TREE... PREDICTED THIS. +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.28696 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2003-01-21.txt:09:59:01: <fizzie> printed with a befunge prog or something? I recall seeing a sierpinski-triangle-printer once. +2003-01-29.txt:16:00:23: <lament> This is annoying. The more I learn about programming languages, the harder it is to come up with something esoteric. +2003-02-07.txt:04:10:43: <SamB> are you going to spout something esoteric for me? +2003-02-07.txt:04:39:05: <SamB> OT III? is that scientologist or something? +2003-02-13.txt:01:37:00: <exarkun> i dunno, something simple I guess.. could make a cheesy little menu, "configure interpreter", "run program", etc +2003-03-04.txt:03:51:09: <SamB> well, you could use something like MAF as a base to build forths for different hardware on top of ;-) +2003-03-11.txt:05:02:03: <SamB> Taaus: they actually do distribute it, I think its some kind of legal status or something, perhaps they want the government to leave them alone? +2003-03-16.txt:04:04:47: <calamari> might have something +2003-03-16.txt:04:05:15: <Taaus> I guess you could do something like this: "distribute" the contents of the memory cell you wish to test into two other memory cells. You then end up with either N/2 and N/2+1 or two N/2... Subtract these from each other, and you get 0 or 1. +2003-04-12.txt:13:34:01: <Taaus> Well... No reason is as good a reason as any... Or something. ;) +2003-04-20.txt:01:42:06: <lament> Something like Haskell +2003-04-20.txt:01:45:45: <gilbertdeb> so you can do something like 2 + [arraylist] +2003-07-09.txt:03:05:24: <lament> where a machine is something that can change state, e.g. operate +2003-07-09.txt:03:37:54: <lament> GEB sounds like something i really have to read, which is why I don't. +2003-07-26.txt:04:05:12: <Taaus> Or something by Hofstadter. +2003-07-29.txt:18:31:42: <lament> Unless i'm missing something obvious +2003-07-29.txt:18:36:50: <Taaus> Hmm... If it had something akin to doesNotUnderstand:, then it might be possible. +2003-07-29.txt:18:43:33: <lament> or fortran or something +2003-07-29.txt:22:36:53: <Taaus> There's something very bizarre about the interpreter. It doesn't reset the environment between compilations, or something. +2003-07-29.txt:22:38:09: <Taaus> Well, maybe he's fixed it... But it definitely carried over _something_ when I tried it originally.. +2003-07-29.txt:23:56:07: <lament> Tiny objecty languages are always fun, but they always lack something. +2003-07-29.txt:23:56:13: <lament> Usually something which Python doesn't lack. +2003-07-30.txt:20:18:55: <Taaus> Hmm... I thought purists.org was kraml.at, or something? +2003-07-30.txt:20:36:57: <lament> i thought you were a CS student or something like that. +2003-07-30.txt:20:53:56: <lament> that sounds like something gould would enjoy! +2003-07-30.txt:21:22:51: <andreou> something is strange here +2003-07-31.txt:18:00:30: <andreou> Like 'got me' or something? +2003-08-01.txt:04:28:16: <dbc> I thought the Thue example programs were a mess. Increment should be something like: +2003-08-01.txt:04:28:43: <dbc> and decrement should be something like: +2003-08-07.txt:21:50:56: <Taaus> Nope... Do you reckon there may be something about it in NKS? +2003-08-12.txt:19:16:25: <Taaus> I was planning on doing something along the lines of a mixture (read: bastard child) of Forth and Scheme. +2003-08-12.txt:19:16:35: <lament> sounds like something i heard of. +2003-08-16.txt:20:47:39: <Taaus> Well... Play something else, then... Say, the violin :) +2003-09-04.txt:01:37:41: <Taaus> Nice. Or something. +2003-09-04.txt:01:47:24: * lament wonders if he was going to say something +2003-09-04.txt:02:18:01: <lament> Is that you always get something wrong! +2003-09-08.txt:13:20:24: <Taaus> ~awaken And now for something completely different. +2003-10-21.txt:00:42:06: <calamari_> well .. found out that my expr1<expr2 was all messed up.. several algorithms later I made something that not only worked for < but > <= and >=.. I was excited :) ran it through all 65536 combos to make sure each one was perfect +2003-10-21.txt:00:58:20: <andreou> and most of the times to do something usefull you result in using GOSBVLs to supported entry points, i.e. SysRPL commands +2003-10-24.txt:06:38:17: <andreou> and the program is some sort of an exponential regression or something, and i don't know exp. regression :) +2003-10-28.txt:02:23:51: <deltab> do something in the shortest way you can +2003-12-17.txt:06:40:55: <fizzie> our 'introductory course' is scheme, and up to last year it was taught using sicp as the course material and was a moderately challenging course, called (translated) something like 'programming T1', then in the next semester there's 'programming T2' which uses C and java and is utterly trivial. +2003-12-17.txt:06:42:34: <fizzie> (this year 't1' was changed to 'introduction to programming', half of the material was cut away and the book changed to htdp (<something> <something> design programs), because they thought it was _too_ challenging. I'd disagree but no-one asks me.) +2003-12-29.txt:21:58:45: <Lars_G> either overwritting the last position or something else +2003-12-29.txt:22:05:36: <lament> implementations are allowed to delegate their problems to something else +2003-12-29.txt:22:19:18: <lament> if something has an infinite tape, it's a function? +2003-12-29.txt:22:44:38: <maihem> so an implementation is something that when a computer is applied to it, can be applied to a time and unknown event sequence to profuce a function that can be applied to a program in the lanuage that it implements and can produce the same result as that language given some appropriate time and event sequence? +2004-01-22.txt:02:30:04: <fizzie> I think it might have something to do with integrals. +2004-01-22.txt:02:34:44: <fizzie> lectures started.. hm, monday this week? something like that. exams before that. +2004-01-22.txt:02:51:03: <fizzie> I think I'll try to take a two-hour break and try find something to eat during the lecture. the slides should be/appear in the net. +2004-01-22.txt:03:17:21: <fizzie> maybe it's out of fuel or something. +2004-02-08.txt:05:04:32: <Toreun> or something like that +2004-02-08.txt:05:14:26: <Toreun> (or something that is a superset/equivalent of a utm) +2004-02-08.txt:20:52:21: <lament> Toreun: second, you could implement something like the game of life - probably easy with a 2d field and source editing +2004-02-08.txt:21:02:22: <Toreun> you don't really define functions, you define a character to do something +2004-02-10.txt:23:14:56: <fizzie> well, optimally 'both'. first one to confirm the turing-completeness and the second one to make sure you have something to reliably run it on. +2004-02-10.txt:23:27:05: <fizzie> generally I just think php is boring. it does the normal imperative programming basics. oh, there's something I dislike: the "object system", if it can be called that. +2004-02-10.txt:23:51:30: <fizzie> this when I last tried to write something in javascript. +2004-02-10.txt:23:52:11: <lament> yeah, actually getting your program to output something is the most painful part +2004-02-12.txt:00:52:18: <Toreun> unless I can find some sort of recursive acronym or something that would make sense, I wouldn't want something so unoriginal +2004-02-12.txt:01:02:48: <Toreun> well, still, I want a clever name or something +2004-02-12.txt:01:17:37: <Toreun> eso stranges o-something? +2004-02-12.txt:01:23:11: <mooz-> the gui startup should be something as stupid in the movie hackers +2004-02-12.txt:01:30:30: <Toreun> I'd be afraid that something that colorful would bring upon epilepsy +2004-02-13.txt:01:06:58: <calamari_> lighten up or something, that was a joke :P +2004-03-06.txt:09:20:17: <lament> now with something like saxophone that's understandable +2004-04-30.txt:07:47:16: <heatsink> I think it was something like, the text listed programming languages (C, Scheme, Haskell, Brainfudge[1]) +2004-04-30.txt:07:49:01: <heatsink> Well, brainfork is not actually known to be turing-complete; besides which brainfooey is not something any sane programmer would want to program in. For more info on brainfufu, look at the website (...). Of course, it's not actually called Brainflock, but we don't want to mention bad words and all that shit. +2004-04-30.txt:21:39:29: <andreou> i hate web-designing; i can't hack together something more than a minimalistic spit +2004-05-01.txt:04:06:52: <heatsink> Hungarian punctuation or something? +2004-05-01.txt:08:02:44: <heatsink> ah, something a little interesting, now +2004-05-01.txt:08:36:07: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ please provide feedback. the wiki will be ready Really Soon Now. -- language of the week: http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/ook.html write something in/for ook. +2004-05-01.txt:08:40:37: <heatsink> It might be because my screen is over 1200 px wide or something... +2004-05-04.txt:01:11:48: <andreou> hm, coding under the influence of entheogens will probably be *something* +2004-05-04.txt:01:23:10: <Toreun> I guess linking to ?something is gonna have to suffice +2004-05-04.txt:03:01:34: <andreou> ``Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer'' that reminds me of something. +2004-05-04.txt:03:22:37: <andreou> but translated into .png by a bug-ridden malbolge program... that's something. +2004-05-04.txt:03:26:23: <Toreun> something like that +2004-05-04.txt:03:47:11: <Toreun> something about not having whois information +2004-05-04.txt:03:48:10: <andreou> it's probably something else +2004-05-04.txt:03:52:30: <andreou> hm i need something that won't need a whole libc+perl tree +2004-05-04.txt:03:58:45: <heatsink> 1200 by 900 or something like that +2004-05-04.txt:03:59:16: <Toreun> thanks... I figured there should be something there +2004-05-06.txt:01:24:58: <heatsink> Did you send that to something@burr.something? +2004-05-06.txt:01:44:32: <Toreun> actually... let me try something +2004-05-06.txt:01:48:10: <heatsink> Maybe something is caching the webpage +2004-05-06.txt:01:52:22: <heatsink> yeah, something like that +2004-05-06.txt:02:05:21: <heatsink> There's something in the CSS specification about text-align: center only applying to inline elements +2004-05-06.txt:02:05:50: <Toreun> if only it wasn't so difficult to get something standard in webdesign... maybe there would be a turing complete design language +2004-05-07.txt:05:36:40: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ please provide feedback. the wiki will be ready Really Soon Now. -- language of the week: http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/ook.html write something in/for ook. || http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm +2004-05-18.txt:22:27:17: <Toreun> of course. Isn't that a law of computing or something? +2004-05-25.txt:04:42:37: <Toreun> whattaya know, you do learn something new every day +2004-05-25.txt:08:36:16: <fizzie> maybe you should do something radically different, like a 180 degree turn. or did you do that already? hard to say. +2004-05-25.txt:19:50:15: <calamari-> java is something fun you learn later +2004-05-27.txt:12:53:32: <mtve> we can also discuss something publicly :) +2004-05-27.txt:13:00:29: <Keymaker> i just read something about befunge, gotta say i didn't understand anything :O but it seemed interesting +2004-05-27.txt:15:27:07: <fizzie> and if not that, then something from the BBS era. +2004-05-27.txt:15:28:16: <Keymaker> i'll stay with brainf#ck, but this befunge is just something i don't wanna miss :) +2004-05-27.txt:16:32:13: <Keymaker> i'll try to see if i find something someday +2004-05-27.txt:21:58:49: <fizzie> I have seven z80 cpus somewhere here, in case I ever felt like that. 'yleiselektroniikka' sold those for something like 0.50e/piece. +2004-05-27.txt:23:46:34: <fizzie> next time I write a disassembler or a decompiler or something that needs to generate lost labels, I'll just foo-convert the values of the labels. +2004-05-28.txt:20:53:09: <Toreun> true. wow, 16 people in this room, is that a record or something +2004-05-28.txt:20:57:16: <fizzie> something broken in my pdf, makes no sense, apparently few lines are missing. +2004-05-29.txt:07:21:20: <Keymaker> soon i'll have to go and get my something-paper-where-is-grades 'cos summer break (!!) starts.. +2004-05-29.txt:07:28:22: <Keymaker> writing something 24/7 you don't like isn't a dream job +2004-05-30.txt:17:18:26: <Keymaker> something good had to happen when i was away for a day.. +2004-05-30.txt:17:34:24: <Keymaker> well, i could try to say something between that joining and quiting time :) +2004-05-30.txt:19:25:40: <Keymaker> i'm kinda same when it comes to designing something +2004-05-30.txt:20:05:53: <fizzie> yes, well, "dark hive" sort of needs something like that. +2004-05-30.txt:20:18:18: <fizzie> but then again one could just use scsh or something sensible for those. +2004-05-30.txt:20:22:23: <fizzie> I just wrote a simple perl script to do [something]. I wonder what it might have been. +2004-05-30.txt:21:05:06: <fizzie> "win98 without mouse" sounds like something to use as a punishment for misbehaving slaves. +2004-05-30.txt:21:06:18: <Keymaker> i've been wanting to get linux or something other os than it for many years but couldn't get anything done to that thing :( +2004-05-30.txt:22:06:33: <fizzie> well, if I manage to drag myself to work there's a slight chance I might manage to get something done. +2004-05-31.txt:20:50:25: <fizzie> well, maybe not anything, but something. +2004-06-01.txt:19:28:27: <lament> Not emotionally or something wishy-washy like that. +2004-06-03.txt:15:00:53: <fizzie> I.. dunno. I guess I should try getting home or something. +2004-06-03.txt:16:25:23: <fizzie> and another is a SGI indy (commonly described as "indigo without the go"), which achieves impressive levels of uselessness too. especially since it has irix 6.5.something installed and using it is "a bit" sluggish. +2004-06-04.txt:16:19:18: <fizzie> although the thrill did wear off after the first few months, and now when I have to download something from the Real Internet (as opposed to the local network here or funet) it feels _really really slow._ (usually ~100-500kB/s) +2004-06-04.txt:16:20:03: <fizzie> I guess I'm becoming bandwidth-spoiled or something. +2004-06-04.txt:18:07:49: <Keymaker> darn, i have something wrong in my bf code.. +2004-06-04.txt:18:12:56: <fizzie> something in your bf code made you do 'Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)' and stay away from irc an hour? +2004-06-05.txt:16:57:33: <Keymaker> just small opinion: do you think program should ask 'are you sure you want to ..' things or just do something, or should there be something where user can set it to ask or deactive the feature? +2004-06-10.txt:20:23:15: <lament> or something like that. +2004-06-10.txt:20:54:01: <calamari_> lament: if you have infinit memory space what do you do about something like +[>+] ? +2004-06-10.txt:21:09:53: <lament> automatic refactoring or something?.. +2004-06-11.txt:22:11:52: <fizzie> converts ascii-binary to ascii-decimal, I think. something like that anyway. +2004-06-11.txt:22:15:55: <fizzie> uses lots of cells too, something like 3*decimal-digits or 4*decimal-digits of the number. +2004-06-12.txt:12:37:52: <Keymaker> i should soon try doing something.. +2004-06-22.txt:18:09:17: <fizzie> and if I have any luck I'll get to do something !java tomorrow. +2004-06-22.txt:19:51:55: <Keymaker> i'll go to eat something +2004-06-23.txt:20:38:16: <Toreun> well, if you're gonna be going for a graduate program, do something in undergrad that won't be too hard or time consuming, and will be able to get you a job when you're through +2004-06-24.txt:17:17:26: <calamari_> quick c question.. I have a getchar().. if it's negative (error) I want it to set to zero.. can I do something like getchar()?:0 +2004-06-24.txt:17:18:51: <fizzie> you have to do something like (c=getchar())>0?c:0 +2004-06-26.txt:21:05:19: <bbls> if there is something that can be done by a human brain +2004-06-28.txt:03:43:57: <WildHalcyon__> something works alright only 90% of the time, including the 90% +2004-06-28.txt:18:55:44: <Taaus> From what I've seen, it's something like a typeless C. +2004-06-29.txt:18:03:00: <Toreun> just wondering, did anyone ever make brainfuck-native hardware? I read something about it awhile, and I'm just wondering if anything happened with it +2004-07-02.txt:06:11:07: <WildHalcyon> Anyhow, Toreun, it turns out that SOMETHING has a conflict with one of the windows automatic updates... once I installed it, it would screw up alllllll the time! +2004-07-02.txt:06:32:15: <heatsink> Well, if you have random access, the problem's solved. Just poke the data at (x,y), and the return location at (x+1,y) or something like that +2004-07-02.txt:06:33:44: <heatsink> So something has to move from (x,y) to (a,b) one cell at a time? +2004-07-02.txt:06:33:49: <WildHalcyon> The problem is, I want the language to support arbitrarily large fields, and I can't have an arbitrary goto command on something that can be larger than the biggest integer the language supports +2004-07-06.txt:07:23:32: <WildHalcyon_> hahaha... hmmm... "you're banned until you say something!" +2004-07-06.txt:20:02:51: <calamari_> malloc would look something like: int mem; malloc(int cells) { mem[1] = mem[0]; mem[0] = mem[0] + bytes; return mem[1]; } +2004-07-06.txt:20:04:42: <calamari_> usually, but c allows you to go past the end, or even use array syntax on something that isn't an array +2004-07-06.txt:20:06:36: <fizzie> you mean your C allows you to use array syntax on something that isn't an array? in traditional c a[b] needs to have either a or be to be a pointer. +2004-07-06.txt:20:09:19: <fizzie> guess so. but now when you get a byte[] of something, if you cast an element of it to int all >0x80 values 0xnn get type-extended to 0xffffffnn. +2004-07-08.txt:17:03:06: <calamari_> or something like that +2004-07-08.txt:17:12:24: <fizzie> I wonder how long it'll take before we see the first brainf*ck web server that talks something like SLIP into the input/output streams of brainf*ck. +2004-07-08.txt:17:21:08: <mtve> nope, i remember there was tap interface. there should be readme or something. +2004-07-08.txt:17:27:06: <calamari_> not sure if it's something with protected mode or what +2004-07-08.txt:17:27:39: <mtve> does it hang or does it print something before death? +2004-07-08.txt:17:31:50: <mtve> that stuff from Adam Dunkels works just like a charm in *nix and easy to debug. in dos and windows you will need to do something to terminate such a strange networking. +2004-07-12.txt:21:02:01: <calamari_> is there an easy way to deal with that (I'm using something similar to recursive descent, using a stack rather than recursive calls) +2004-07-17.txt:22:55:30: <fizzie> then I used to have a frisbee-like thing, only it was just a ring, not a disc, with a somewhat elastic outer edge, and then ~6cm of fabric inside the outer edge, but that broke. I believe it was called "whoosh" or "woosh" or something like that. +2004-07-26.txt:22:04:57: <Keymaker> maybe i should try to program something nice to my ti-86 +2004-08-04.txt:06:09:40: <calamari_> basically the situation is that I'm using registers during evaluation.. for example a=b turns into something like r1=a, r2=b, r1=r2.. however that doesn't transfer the value of b to a.. only to r1. +2004-08-04.txt:06:17:56: <heatsink> What if you have something like getAddress() = getOtherAddress() +2004-08-04.txt:06:42:51: <calamari_> If you need memory you could do something like a=malloc(1000) +2004-08-04.txt:06:49:26: <calamari_> anyhow.. I'll keep thinking on it and see if I can come up with something +2004-08-05.txt:04:46:25: <lament> it says something about ragnarok online. +2004-09-14.txt:21:27:53: <ZeroOne> something has to be thought for orphan letters which probably will appear. maybe if a letter set doesn't form an instruction, it could be pushed to stack +2004-09-14.txt:21:31:39: <ZeroOne> mm. that would be something. error-based language. +2004-09-14.txt:21:47:28: <ZeroOne> hey lindi-... remember that stupid picture in today's Power Point show? the one where the PC was cooking something. +2004-09-23.txt:19:53:25: <ZeroOne> lindi-: so every program would be a polynomial of degree n, or something? +2004-09-23.txt:19:55:18: <ZeroOne> ok... unfortunately I don't have any math software installed... I guess I should soon get something. +2004-09-23.txt:20:42:38: <lindi-> but at least i've learned something this week. when i cycled back home today i could also do some partical fraction decompositions in my head :P +2004-09-25.txt:11:41:21: <dbc> Hm, I'll have to think of something. +2004-10-31.txt:18:54:24: <Keymaker> i realized something +2004-11-07.txt:22:26:19: <fizzie> well: algorithm detection is non-trivial, and it's pretty hard to make sure there are no unexpected effects. "normal" optimizations are hard enough. haven't heard of any compiler that'd do something like that. +2004-11-07.txt:22:29:31: <fizzie> of course implementing something like that might be an interesting exercise, I don't deny that. +2004-11-07.txt:22:31:20: <fizzie> not related, but mooz could perhaps say something here about his "random programs" experiments. +2004-11-14.txt:03:29:42: <calamari_> I think they "liked" the basic compiler better though. Something about seeing a screen full of bf seems to make someone freak out +2004-11-14.txt:05:18:20: <calamari_> one thing I miss, which is kind of weird.. is not having types in python. Makes it harder to see what something is, because usually a type can be syntax highlighted +2004-12-01.txt:17:37:45: <Keymaker> something about program that would convert +2004-12-17.txt:19:02:39: <Keymaker> it's something x-chat +2004-12-17.txt:19:02:39: <Keymaker> i don't even know how to install something :\ +2004-12-17.txt:19:12:13: <Keymaker> hmm, time to get something background to the desktop.. +2004-12-19.txt:21:51:32: <fizzie> This one doesn't, we're just happy something happens. :p +2004-12-23.txt:09:47:29: <calamari-> email me if you make something boot up.. I'd love to see it! :) jeff@kidsquid.com +2004-12-23.txt:12:40:17: <Keymaker> hi; i suck at C, could someone make me small code that would only read something file byte per byte, end when the file is read or stop in case of error.. i can't find good example anywhere :( +2004-12-25.txt:13:58:03: <nooga> maybe im making something bad +2004-12-26.txt:12:36:56: <Keymaker> in some it ends with 0 bottles and in some that there is no more bottles or something.. +2004-12-26.txt:12:52:50: <fizzie> Mooz was thinking of perhaps doing a befunge processor with verilog or some other hardware description language as a course project or something. :p +2004-12-26.txt:13:58:59: <ZeroOne> I thought it was something more fundamental +2004-12-26.txt:14:03:29: <ZeroOne> that's something I'd call fundamentally different. +2004-12-26.txt:14:27:28: <ZeroOne> I'd say something like 300 transistors +2004-12-26.txt:21:13:41: <nooga> i thought about something like lisp but more minimal +2004-12-26.txt:21:18:48: <mtve> the area of esoteric languages is quite good explored already. it's hard it invent something interesting. +2004-12-26.txt:21:53:57: <lament> before trying to create something "new" +2004-12-26.txt:21:55:27: <lament> then just try to come up with something that's like neither one of those :) +2004-12-26.txt:22:44:51: <nooga> and then i will think about something more complicated +2004-12-27.txt:18:47:14: <ZeroOne> ok ;) just google for "free homepage" or something. +2004-12-27.txt:18:54:27: <ZeroOne> like www.keymakersbrainfuck.tk or keymakerbf.cjb.net or something like that +2004-12-27.txt:18:59:32: <lindi-> but currently they have enough money to run it till 2015 or something even if nobody pays +2004-12-27.txt:19:06:37: <lindi-> ZeroOne: it was just something along the lines of "whoops, i forgot to inform person X and service Y about my new address, can't cancel mikrobitti yet" +2004-12-29.txt:19:32:49: <cpressey> i've been pondering ideas for how to get esolangs to talk to the outside world, which is something an eso OS would need. +2005-01-16.txt:12:05:40: <Keymaker> is there something wrong in the following befunge-93 program? here: +2005-01-17.txt:16:42:58: <Keymaker> hmmm, i'm hungry; better (try) to find something to eat :\ +2005-01-29.txt:20:45:57: <calamari> arke: I'm talking about something different :) +2005-02-02.txt:20:42:21: <Keymaker> or something like that :p +2005-02-08.txt:19:32:27: <Keymaker> better try doing something useful.. hmm.. +2005-02-10.txt:02:37:28: <lament> or something very similar +2005-02-10.txt:05:05:45: <calamari> that's a good idea for a language.. just would need an interesting mapping of emoticons to getting something done +2005-02-11.txt:21:58:57: <Keymaker> just thought about programming something with php +2005-02-11.txt:21:59:45: <Keymaker> and realized that maybe i could start thinking about something :) +2005-02-16.txt:17:50:00: <Keymaker> hmmm something's wrong in the code... +2005-02-16.txt:17:53:21: <Keymaker> according to the interpreter something causes some overflow +2005-02-18.txt:16:52:00: <Keymaker> hmm. but must go, once again. i try to do something that i probably can't do since i'm a loser.. bye. +2005-02-18.txt:20:44:18: <kipple> I'll try to remember to test it with gcc next time I do something with it (if ever) +2005-02-18.txt:22:33:26: <Keymaker> something tells me it's insane, and something else "send it already" +2005-02-25.txt:00:50:34: <Rogue> i was thinking something more along the lines of MOUSE, or LOGO, +2005-02-25.txt:00:51:43: <Rogue> you know, any language with sprite abilities can make something like that +2005-02-27.txt:21:04:21: <Keymaker> yeah, this is for fun, although i should take it more seriously. anyways, in my humble opinion world doesn't need that much more programs that do something "useful", like convert cd burners, mp3 players, web design tools, etc.. and that's why it's better to use languages that are a bit more limited and offer enjoyment, and make programs that do interesting stuff, like printing Hello World!, calculate pi, do cellular automaton, print their own source.. :) +2005-03-01.txt:10:51:54: <Keymaker> arke: what's wrong with brainfuck? doing something program or..? +2005-03-04.txt:00:26:09: <{^Raven^}> thus, you want to check for eof so you do something like [-].+++++., +2005-03-04.txt:00:27:08: <Keymaker> something like that would be good +2005-03-04.txt:00:28:14: <cpressey> {^Raven^}: jeffry was working on something like this. +2005-03-05.txt:13:38:46: <Keymaker> hmmm, or was 1000kb something like megabyte? my brain is ****ed +2005-03-05.txt:13:53:52: <{^Raven^}> i'd like to see a for-profit BrainFuck company ;) that would be something +2005-03-05.txt:20:08:13: <Keymaker> by the way; does anyone know a good mp3 player for linux? like something that's like winamp in windows, like something popular? +2005-03-05.txt:20:28:08: <Keymaker> is it just me or is many brainfuck "tutorial" on the net just actually there to try to make its author look "1337 h4x0r" because he can print his alias in this language? :) as well, it seems that many just covers basic things like ++++[>+++++<-] and says "have fun programming!" or limits to only badly made code of brainfuck program that prints out something..? :) +2005-03-05.txt:20:34:40: <Keymaker> but i hope someday i can get something really awesome done.. ah.. +2005-03-05.txt:20:44:30: <cpressey> and yeah, a _real_ tutorial would be nice. something that demonstrates that it really is just as computationally powerful as java, or whatever is on most coder's minds these days. +2005-03-05.txt:20:50:26: <Keymaker> there should be tutorial to cover more of the cool stuff in brainfuck instead of telling that one can't create something in it (it's just those "tutorial" writers' skills that suck, not the language!) +2005-03-05.txt:22:01:20: <{^Raven^}> maybe someone with the coding ability could create something similiar for BF +2005-03-05.txt:22:17:38: <Keymaker> i sense something like that +2005-03-05.txt:22:59:11: <{^Raven^}> and I want to make something that can be applied to every esoteric language, including malbolge - but i'll not be writing the demonstration code for that one +2005-03-05.txt:23:17:30: <cpressey> but, until i write something up, my taste is a moot point :) +2005-03-05.txt:23:17:35: <cpressey> i'll write something up. +2005-03-06.txt:01:27:36: <calamari> lament: you're right.. I only get the bf urge every once in a while.. but when I do, usually something fun comes of it +2005-03-06.txt:01:55:39: <cpressey> ok, i wrote something up. +2005-03-06.txt:03:30:24: <{^Raven^}> this looks like the start of something interesting +2005-03-06.txt:07:54:41: <cpressey> i've implemented something too +2005-03-06.txt:08:41:16: <cpressey> although in any case the input routine turns into "do i have something to return? if so return it. if not then do real input" +2005-03-06.txt:08:58:02: <cpressey> calamari: it's not that i want to argue, it's just that there are pros and cons to each approach. i'll consider both sides and write something up, maybe we can get a better idea about it. in the very worst case, pesoix can support both... somehow :) +2005-03-06.txt:23:59:17: <lindi-> BIOS services, DOS services, something else? +2005-03-07.txt:17:28:18: <Keymaker> or does something not so good.. +2005-03-11.txt:04:04:54: <{^Raven^}> no, fork is not something i have played with +2005-03-15.txt:15:59:54: <calamari> that way you can have something that will work for your game +2005-03-16.txt:03:55:45: <calamari> maybe just worked on 1.40 because the array got moved or something +2005-03-17.txt:00:52:20: <calamari> arke: I did something similar in a previous contest.. first I wrote it in basic, using functions.. then I removed the functions and used gosub, then I removed the gosubs, just using if/goto/stack. then I saw that someone had it to something like 37 bf instructions, and I gave up :) +2005-03-17.txt:04:22:15: <calamari> I think I just figured it out.. was on to something with the diagonals. If the sums are displayed on a grid: +2005-03-17.txt:04:28:44: <calamari> anyhow, what I'm getting at is that the "formula" goes something like: +2005-03-17.txt:19:33:23: <Keymaker> hey.. iirc was there something that had only three instructions or something? the name sounded like something OISC or something.. can't remember, read in wikipedia.. +2005-03-17.txt:19:43:21: <Keymaker> it complains something to me +2005-03-17.txt:20:58:25: <calamari> one thing to know about cvs is that once something is put on, it can be removed, but it will still be there, in a deleted fashion +2005-03-17.txt:20:59:04: <calamari> to add something to the repository, you first tell it cvs add (filename) +2005-03-17.txt:21:00:54: <calamari> it will ask for a log file entry.. put something like "initial version" +2005-03-17.txt:23:30:07: <calamari> bah, something is wrong with it +2005-03-18.txt:19:28:33: <calamari> hmm, may have something +2005-03-19.txt:22:46:41: <Keymaker> is there something wrong in implementation? +2005-03-20.txt:05:36:26: <calamari> do you have irc wake you up or something? +2005-03-20.txt:06:36:42: <calamari> c can't be completely interpreted by bf without something like pesoix +2005-03-24.txt:23:02:37: <Keymaker> but at least you can say you can program something in brainfuck if you can do this ;) +2005-03-28.txt:09:23:18: <Keymaker> as well, has the code something to do with roman numbers? (just thought about the file name roman5.bf and those I, V, X.. stuff there) +2005-03-30.txt:14:10:12: <matricks> Tefad: something like that +2005-03-31.txt:16:40:02: <Keymaker> it can be this mandrake 10.0 has crap software or then something's wrong, but can't get a file that is about on mb opened.. +2005-03-31.txt:16:42:31: <Keymaker> something really strange is happening. +2005-04-01.txt:10:51:15: <Keymaker> "The user asked Petrovich to do something with a soft porn file, and Petrovich responded by deleting the file. The user did not want this to happen, so punishes Petrovich." :p +2005-04-05.txt:15:41:43: <kipple> but I'll probably call it bloated kipple or something :) +2005-04-05.txt:15:55:18: <Keymaker> by the way, could the web applet perhaps have some counter for every loop, that if something loop is executed, let's say more than 2000000 times it would quit and assume the program got stuck in infinite loop? +2005-04-05.txt:15:57:17: <kipple> kipple is something I work on when I get inspiration. and inspiration is closely related to feedback :) +2005-04-05.txt:15:57:45: <kipple> so something will probably happen soon :) +2005-04-06.txt:10:38:48: <graue> i'm going to do something really cool now :) +2005-04-09.txt:05:31:43: <graue> i remember, while skimming the list archives, seeing something about one +2005-04-14.txt:21:22:05: <Keymaker> i try to contribute something sometime +2005-04-14.txt:22:27:30: <kipple> it shouldn't be a problem having a C program read from an infinite tape stream, just like a turing machine. Or am I missing something here?? +2005-04-14.txt:22:31:32: <fizzie> Input, yes, but a Turing machine needs a seekable and rewritable "something" for the tape. +2005-04-15.txt:20:00:54: <Keymaker> grrrrrrrr although seems there still is some bug.. there's something wrong with memory movement although it now loads the numbers correctly +2005-04-24.txt:02:49:42: <dilbert42> anyone here knows something about a dinosaur named 'stenonychosaure' ???? +2005-04-28.txt:17:32:51: <Keymaker> but is there something different with befunge? +2005-04-28.txt:19:52:56: <Keymaker> probably should read something Turing Machines for Dummies +2005-04-28.txt:19:52:59: <Keymaker> or something +2005-04-28.txt:20:30:22: <Keymaker> or something +2005-05-01.txt:16:30:28: <pgimeno> btw, formauri.es is back online; it was probably on mainteinance or something +2005-05-04.txt:05:33:26: <GregorR> Hmmmmmm, just noticed something that may be a bug... +2005-05-04.txt:05:34:52: <GregorR> Then there's probably something snarky about your once-through thread. +2005-05-04.txt:19:39:11: <GregorR-L> And that's something. +2005-05-04.txt:19:53:17: <pgimeno> does anyone know something about BLANK? is it 2D? +2005-05-04.txt:20:17:37: <Keymaker> that probably means someone has managed to make some loop stuff or something? +2005-05-04.txt:21:19:48: <pgimeno> a state machine, something like a Turing machine but unidirectional (someone correct me if I'm wrong) +2005-05-04.txt:21:30:28: <Keymaker> now.. make an interpreter, i wanna code something! +2005-05-05.txt:11:27:53: <fizzie> Ooh, a "step out of current loop" feature is something I've really been looking forward to. :) +2005-05-05.txt:14:38:55: <fizzie> I'm trying to debug my regexp compiler by looking at the state machines it creates. For something simple like that 'a(a|b)*b|b(a|b)*a' example it works, but for this date-with-time-validating regular expression the generated state machine is.. not very visualizable. You can look at http://gehennom.org/~fis/re.png for an example, but it's a 8422x6504-sized png so looking at it can be a bit sluggish. +2005-05-05.txt:15:46:27: <fizzie> ((0|1|2|_)(1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8|9)|3(0|1)) should be something like ((0|1|2_)(1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8|9)|(1|2)0|3(0|1)) +2005-05-05.txt:16:33:46: <pgimeno> something like http://www.formauri.es/personal/GregorR/<your page> +2005-05-05.txt:19:15:14: <GregorR-L> Well, I could paste something in here... +2005-05-06.txt:00:39:55: * kipple has learned something today +2005-05-06.txt:08:23:12: <lament> 4000 or something, but nobody cares much +2005-05-06.txt:15:42:26: <Keymaker> and yes, the dvd player here in linux complains something that "error reading NAV packet" +2005-05-06.txt:15:44:09: <Keymaker> so i can't install any new program here probably, not to mention finding some stuff from web if i need to get something +2005-05-06.txt:21:17:39: <pgimeno> oh well, I'm currently using PHP but I guess I could port it to something else +2005-05-06.txt:21:39:45: <GregorR> pgimeno: I just figured out what you meant so many messages ago about "currently in PHP but I could port it to something else" +2005-05-06.txt:21:40:56: <pgimeno> do you mean as a background or something? +2005-05-06.txt:22:55:19: <GregorR> BTW, is the esolangs page going to have something like an editor's choice of languages? +2005-05-06.txt:23:43:35: <KnX> it's just because i have always some difficulties to find names for my variables and structs , and for something a part of a fingerprint, i thought about a phalanxprint, but i think it won't help anybody to understand with a name like this ... +2005-05-07.txt:00:14:25: <pgimeno> rather than "Yo estoy bueno" it'd be "Estoy bien" ("Yo estoy bueno" is something like "I look awesome" in local slang) +2005-05-07.txt:00:16:46: <KnX> remember me something ... +2005-05-07.txt:00:17:22: <KnX> saying "estas bueno" or something like this to say it was ok +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.28875 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2008-05-09.txt:13:53:37: <ais523> I'm thinking of calling it Feather, because it's so lightweight compared to most Smalltalks +2008-05-09.txt:15:26:45: <ais523> hmm... I think Feather has to be lazy, to prevent it infinite-looping in loads of common cases +2008-05-12.txt:17:10:59: <ais523> In Feather, everything is a function +2008-05-12.txt:17:12:16: <ais523> whereas Feather truly has no pointers +2008-05-12.txt:17:13:38: <ais523> I don't know of a language that attempted to use time-travel to implement inheritance, though, before Feather +2008-05-12.txt:17:15:20: <ais523> in Feather, pass-by-value is pass-by-reference, there's no way to distinguish between them +2008-05-12.txt:17:16:10: <ais523> in Feather, there will be boxed types too +2008-05-12.txt:17:19:15: <ais523> at least from Feather's point of view +2008-05-12.txt:17:19:32: <ais523> the first thing a Feather program does when it starts up is to define its own primitives and syntax +2008-05-12.txt:17:20:12: <ais523> each iteration of the time loop happens simultaneously from Feather's point of view +2008-05-12.txt:17:21:35: <ais523> you just have to realise that Feather's timeline is not the same as the real-life timeline +2008-05-12.txt:17:22:05: <ais523> because Feather can be retroactively transformed into any other language +2008-05-12.txt:17:23:12: <ais523> but Feather itself is unaware that that's happened +2008-05-12.txt:17:24:08: <Deewiant> ais523: what part of this is different from "Feather is all programming languages, it just depends on the compiler/interp you use" +2008-05-12.txt:17:24:54: <Deewiant> ais523: so what rules does a Feather program have to obey to be able to be called that +2008-05-12.txt:17:25:27: <ais523> which is what makes it Feather rather than HQ9+, for instance +2008-05-12.txt:18:57:15: <ais523> it's only after thinking about Feather that I appreciate how it's even possible that a story can have someone go back in time, change a few details, then come back to the present and the world is much like it was when they left with only a few details changed +2008-05-12.txt:18:58:12: <ais523> both of those are common Feather scenarios, the second is something that you have to spend effort avoiding +2008-05-29.txt:20:26:25: <ais523> I've been thinking about writing a Feather bootstrap for a while now +2008-05-29.txt:20:26:54: <ais523> because I'm getting fed up of waiting for a feather interp to spontaneously come into existence +2008-05-29.txt:20:27:34: <AnMaster> ais523, feather? +2008-05-29.txt:20:35:59: <ais523> in Feather, assuming you're using a boxed number 2 (you would be normally but you need to deal with unboxed objects during bootstrapping) +2008-05-29.txt:20:36:32: <ais523> not everything is an object, unlike in Feather +2008-05-29.txt:20:55:58: <ehird> ais523: Feather, I hope. +2008-05-29.txt:20:56:47: <ais523> ehird: well, I have considered a feathernomic; its defining feature would probably be that all rulechanges were retroactive to the start of the nomic +2008-05-30.txt:20:55:52: <ais523> oh, Feather has no side effects either +2008-06-02.txt:18:44:59: <ais523> I have a question about what names I should use for things in Feather +2008-06-02.txt:18:53:30: <ais523> sorry, there aren't really in Feather either +2008-06-02.txt:18:54:54: <ais523> oh well, I'll have to think of something different in Feather +2008-06-02.txt:18:55:49: <ais523> (Feather's reminding me more and more of Smalltalk + Haskell + Scheme, by the way) +2008-06-02.txt:21:31:53: <ais523> Hiato: sounds like Feather in reverse +2008-06-02.txt:21:35:14: <ais523> but I've only got to documenting Basic Feather so far +2008-06-02.txt:21:50:04: <ais523> as for Feather, primitiveBe is the thing that really sets it apart from other languages, although you have to be careful using it to avoid an infinite loop +2008-06-03.txt:20:44:19: <ais523> anyway, I pasted a bit of what I'd done so far on Feather a while ago +2008-06-03.txt:20:45:45: <ais523> <ais523> anyway, I pasted a bit of what I'd done so far on Feather a while ago +2008-06-10.txt:17:33:46: <ais523> or like writing Feather in Feather? +2008-06-13.txt:19:20:08: <ais523> if there were, then maybe TRDS could be used to write Feather +2008-06-13.txt:19:21:38: <ais523> tusho: yes, that's the operation I want in Feather, really +2008-06-15.txt:17:18:22: <ais523> oh dear, this is starting to remind me of Feather again +2008-06-15.txt:18:01:33: <ais523> tusho: either that, or just wait for a Feather interp with the required features to spontaneously pop into existence +2008-06-15.txt:18:02:44: <ais523> whose only purpose was to optimise for the operations Feather did +2008-06-15.txt:18:03:17: <tusho> ais523: the good thing about feather in JS is that it'll be totally detached from traditional consoles +2008-06-15.txt:18:03:36: <ais523> the major unusual operation in Feather is giving an argument to a continuation which is almost identical to what the call/cc returned in the first place +2008-06-15.txt:18:06:20: <ais523> tusho: because say if you're writing a feather interp in JS +2008-06-15.txt:18:06:50: <ais523> anyway, a Feather interp in Feather is trivial +2008-06-15.txt:18:07:19: <ais523> Feather has eval so that you can modify it +2008-06-15.txt:18:08:40: <tusho> ais523: shall we just call feathejs ... feather? +2008-06-15.txt:18:09:03: <ais523> call it feathers +2008-06-15.txt:18:09:43: <tusho> ais523: feathers will just make people mix up feather and feathers +2008-06-15.txt:18:09:47: <ais523> I like the idea of multiple feather interps +2008-06-15.txt:18:10:11: <ais523> after all, feather images /are/ portable between interps +2008-06-15.txt:18:35:45: <ais523> but the class browser itself would be written in Feather +2008-06-15.txt:18:36:11: <ais523> tusho: you would make the jquery UI available as IO commands that Feather could use +2008-06-15.txt:18:37:16: <ais523> tusho: yes you can, you just reimplement it in Feather +2008-06-15.txt:18:37:30: <ais523> Feather is worse +2008-06-17.txt:22:05:06: <ais523> and things like Feather are just fun +2008-06-18.txt:15:36:31: <ais523> for instance, I'll definitely need a Feather interp before I figure out what the spec should be +2008-06-18.txt:15:42:01: <ais523> but the great thing about Feather is that it can be retrofitted onto the language +2008-06-18.txt:15:42:41: <ais523> Feather has eval so that you can modify it! +2008-06-18.txt:15:45:12: <ais523> oklofok: you can do that in Feather +2008-06-18.txt:15:45:37: <ais523> well, I'm trying to make the base of Feather as tarpitty as possible +2008-06-19.txt:16:09:01: <ais523> that retroactivity's so confused that it doesn't even make sense in Feather +2008-06-19.txt:16:13:28: <tusho> ais523: could you express it in feather, though? +2008-06-19.txt:16:13:48: <ais523> tusho: a retroactive Feather change has to be legal in the situation that was retroactively changed from +2008-06-19.txt:16:14:23: <ais523> tusho: nothing, it would be inexpressible, assuming that CANNOT in B Nomic == inexpressible in Feather +2008-06-19.txt:16:16:32: <ais523> oh, and a Feather compiler would have to bundle an interp +2008-06-19.txt:16:17:11: <ais523> e.g. you can get the source code for a Feather interp by first retroactively modifying the language to expose the source code of all functions, and then looking at it +2008-06-19.txt:16:31:12: <tusho> ais523: I think we need #feather, because js2cps is a pretty big thingy +2008-06-19.txt:16:31:28: <ais523> tusho: #feather already exists +2008-06-19.txt:16:32:51: <tusho> ais523: write an ircd in feather +2008-06-19.txt:16:33:09: <ais523> tusho: ugh, Feather hates IO +2008-06-19.txt:16:33:30: <tusho> ais523: it occurs to me that Feathejs is like the ideal implementation of feather +2008-06-19.txt:16:36:43: <ais523> #featherlang +2008-06-19.txt:16:36:48: <tusho> ais523: #feather-lang +2008-06-19.txt:16:43:16: <ais523> I'm also making a functional version, protoFeather +2008-06-19.txt:16:43:40: <ais523> and thus become Feather +2008-06-19.txt:16:43:51: <tusho> ais523: feathejs should implement protoFeather +2008-06-19.txt:16:50:38: <ais523> jix: finding ways to do that is one major part of my effort in Feather +2008-06-27.txt:18:07:05: <ais523> cherez: worth it, although Feather requires a whole new set of tenses +2008-06-27.txt:23:28:22: <ais523> psygnisfive: try implementing Feather, I'm struggling +2008-06-27.txt:23:29:47: <ais523> I have partial notes on a few feather-like objects +2008-06-27.txt:23:32:34: <ais523> AnMaster: Feather +2008-06-27.txt:23:38:46: <ais523> whereas in Feather you can take information from one possible path and use it to modify the next path that's tried +2008-06-27.txt:23:41:26: <ais523> also, feather's interesting due to consistent time travel rules +2008-06-27.txt:23:49:09: <ais523> oh, and the major problem with Feather programming is avoiding timeloops +2008-06-30.txt:23:32:44: <ais523> tusho: heh, you could do that in Feather +2008-07-03.txt:16:08:02: <ais523> olsner: TwoDucks (uncomputable), Feather (not properly specced and unimplemented) +2008-07-14.txt:20:45:47: <ais523> tusho: Feather has lambda too +2008-07-17.txt:21:15:49: <ais523> oklopol: I did, it reminded me a bit of Feather and a bit of TwoDucks +2008-07-17.txt:21:17:39: <ais523> oklopol: yes, I know, but that sort of lang is good for implementing Feather in +2008-08-06.txt:22:08:27: <ais523> in Feather, pass by reference and pass by value are indistinguishable +2008-08-06.txt:22:08:36: <SimonRC> ais523: where is Feather? +2008-08-06.txt:22:09:28: <ais523> Feather +2008-08-08.txt:20:44:18: <ais523> AnMaster: Feather is sufficiently general that after a while everything seems like "that sounds like Feather", it takes over your brain +2008-08-08.txt:20:44:48: <ais523> AnMaster: you absolutely need to bundle the source code with Feather, it's possible to prove it +2008-08-08.txt:20:45:18: <AnMaster> ais523, I don't know enough about feather really +2008-08-08.txt:20:45:47: <AnMaster> ais523, give us hello world in feather! +2008-08-08.txt:20:46:46: <ais523> AnMaster: no, although a Feathernomic would be awesome +2008-08-08.txt:20:47:21: <ais523> I really want to implement Feather +2008-08-08.txt:20:47:34: <tusho> ais523: let's implement feather starting tomorrow +2008-08-08.txt:20:47:34: <ais523> I'll start by implementing Protofeather, I think, which was a lang I invented to write a Feather interp in +2008-08-08.txt:20:50:00: <ais523> Feather's basic operation is reasonably easy to write in terms of call/cc +2008-08-08.txt:20:50:01: <AnMaster> ais523, well what is the basic syntax of non-modified feather? +2008-08-08.txt:20:50:43: <ais523> I invented Feather after thinking about Smalltalk for a while +2008-08-08.txt:21:59:48: <ais523> tusho: after Feather and Underload and Underlambda and all the other stuff we're going to do +2008-08-09.txt:16:25:42: <tusho> ais523: #feather-lang +2008-08-11.txt:19:49:45: <AnMaster> ais523, you never posted those specs and examples of feather btw +2008-08-23.txt:17:41:11: <AnMaster> ais523, feather? +2008-08-25.txt:17:17:58: <ais523> very Feather +2008-09-05.txt:20:06:30: <AnMaster> GreyKnight, like ais523's Feather? +2008-09-08.txt:20:05:33: <AnMaster> ais523, any news? feather maybe? +2008-09-12.txt:18:14:33: <AnMaster> ais523, how goes feather? +2008-09-16.txt:21:25:36: <AnMaster> ais523, how goes gcc-bf and Feather? +2008-09-20.txt:20:24:11: <ais523> "I am programming", in English, but "Feather is correct-to-program", in Latin literally translated to English +2008-09-23.txt:15:56:18: <AnMaster> ais523, Feather! +2008-09-23.txt:18:09:07: <AnMaster> ais523, and I would like Feather if you ever got it done ;P +2008-09-23.txt:18:12:35: <ais523> Feather would change everything +2008-09-23.txt:18:13:02: <AnMaster> ais523, could you even make any meaningful programs in Feather without changing the language? +2008-09-23.txt:18:15:34: <AnMaster> ais523, hello world program in feather please? +2008-09-23.txt:18:15:47: <ais523> AnMaster: I can't write anything in Feather yet, not even a NOP, really +2008-09-23.txt:18:16:20: <AnMaster> ais523, what language do you plan to implement feather in? or the boot strap feather in +2008-09-23.txt:18:18:28: <ais523> one of the main problems with Feather is I feel it needs an interp before it can be properly specced +2008-09-23.txt:18:30:00: <ais523> continuations are very very important to the way I plan to implement Feather +2008-09-23.txt:18:30:24: <ais523> in fact I was thinking about writing my own language in C, merely implemented to optimise continuations for the unusual use they'll see in a Feather program +2008-09-25.txt:22:18:16: <ais523> wow, oklofok invented Feather +2008-09-26.txt:21:20:59: <tusho> ais523: imagine an AnMaster written feather interp... +2008-09-29.txt:14:37:50: <ais523> unlike something like Feather which keeps running away when I think about it +2008-10-06.txt:09:49:47: <AnMaster> ais523, Feather? +2008-10-06.txt:09:54:56: <ais523> I plan to implement pretty much all of Feather with multireturning call/cc +2008-10-17.txt:12:39:47: <ais523> hmm... I've realised that all my 4 or so outstanding problems to solve before I can implement Feather are actually the same problem +2008-10-17.txt:12:40:56: <ais523> the outstanding problem in Feather is: to determine what in the program after a change corresponded to what before a change +2008-10-17.txt:14:56:22: <ais523> I think I might know how to get Feather to work... +2008-10-17.txt:15:00:05: <oklopol> ais523: sorry, i confused feather with your other unimplementable language +2008-10-17.txt:15:00:20: <ais523> Feather is at least in theory implementable, I think +2008-10-17.txt:15:14:45: <ais523> basically, the way I think Feather will do it is that input and output are tagged with their /purpose/ +2008-10-17.txt:15:14:56: <AnMaster> ais523, could you make feather become befunge? +2008-10-17.txt:15:15:21: <ais523> as at some point the program would need to be a Feather/Befunge polyglot +2008-10-17.txt:15:26:04: <AnMaster> ais523, could feather become any other language? +2008-10-17.txt:15:26:41: <ais523> unless you wrote the program as a Feather/Befunge polyglot from the start, which could be fun +2008-10-17.txt:15:26:52: <ais523> AnMaster: you'd have to implement them in Feather +2008-10-17.txt:15:27:11: <ais523> I/O and standard library and such couldn't be in part of the becomed language unless they were in Feather's stdlib to start with +2008-10-17.txt:15:28:42: <AnMaster> ais523, if you could have that on the first line as first char, the befunge/feather polygot would be easy +2008-10-17.txt:15:29:05: <ais523> and that also would make Befunge/Feather an easy polyglot +2008-10-17.txt:15:29:41: <ais523> AnMaster: it wouldn't care, at the time the Befunge program ran the Feather code would no longer exist +2008-10-17.txt:15:30:08: <ais523> if Feather modified itself into Befunge itself, you couldn't modify it back as Befunge has no command to retroactively change itself into Feather +2008-10-17.txt:15:30:42: <ais523> however, modifying Feather into Befunge definitely qualifies as an insane change +2008-10-17.txt:15:31:35: <ais523> the rule for a sane Feather parser change is that in addition to the other requirements to be sane, it has to be backwards-compatible +2008-10-17.txt:15:41:54: <ais523> hmm... you could do a Feather quine by causing the parser to output its input rather than parsing it, retroactively +2008-10-17.txt:15:45:10: <ais523> in Feather, though, the executable can modify the source and it changes accordingly, whilst still running +2008-10-17.txt:15:45:41: <ais523> hmm... lazy parsing might be useful in Feather, not necessary, but nice +2008-10-17.txt:15:47:06: <AnMaster> ais523, you could add it from within feather anyway ;P +2008-10-17.txt:15:47:47: <ais523> the nature of any Feather interp is that it has to be written entirely in Feather +2008-10-17.txt:15:48:18: <ais523> so you start off with two versions of the same interp, one in Feather, one in some other lang, which both do exactly the same thing +2008-10-17.txt:15:49:02: <ais523> that seems like a better bet than hoping a Feather interp will spontaneously come into existence, great as that would be +2008-10-17.txt:15:49:15: <ais523> once Feather is running, it's under the impression that there are an infinite number of layers of Feather interps under it +2008-10-17.txt:17:56:39: <ais523> AnMaster: not even if you write featherfunge some day? +2008-10-17.txt:17:57:24: <ais523> that involves having a working Feather first +2008-10-19.txt:12:02:24: <ais523> hmm... figuring out how to hot-change parts of a Feather program while it's running is a major problem +2008-10-20.txt:10:13:52: <ais523> oklopol: hmm... Feather makes me feel the same way, or worse +2008-10-20.txt:15:17:24: <AnMaster> then that is purely hypothetical, at least until ais523 implements Feather +2008-10-21.txt:18:56:01: <ais523|busy> I wonder if it will be easier or harder to implement than Feather +2008-10-21.txt:18:56:35: <ais523|busy> anyway, I think I've figured out how to prevent Feather going into an infinite loop (as opposed to arbitrary loop) when it parses the parser with itself +2008-10-21.txt:18:57:04: <ais523|busy> Deewiant: it's a Feather thing +2008-10-21.txt:19:03:08: <ais523|busy> #feather-lang is the appropriate channel +2008-11-03.txt:17:42:02: <ais523> ehird: please don't randomly throw out Feather references to people who haven't seen it before, it took several weeks to explain the first time +2008-11-03.txt:17:47:11: <ais523> for what, Feather? +2008-11-03.txt:17:47:29: <ais523> so the parser, and indeed the entire interp, needs to be written from scratch in Feather +2008-11-03.txt:17:51:09: <ais523> which is about the only meaningful operation in Feather, and also the one that causes all the headaches +2008-11-03.txt:17:51:46: <ais523> a Feather codenomic would be entirely platonic, and you could retroactively change what the rules were in the past and have everything reinterpreted under those rules +2008-11-03.txt:17:52:46: <ais523> the main problem is that this is how Feather handles /everything/ +2008-11-03.txt:17:53:26: <ais523> Feather defies comparison to anything, really +2008-11-03.txt:18:04:30: <ais523> I invented Feather originally because Smalltalk wasn't Smalltalky enough IMO, but it ended up as something moderately different +2008-11-03.txt:18:37:45: <ais523> unlike Feather, Cyclexa does have a spec +2008-11-03.txt:18:37:52: <ais523> but like Feather, it doesn't have an implementation +2008-11-05.txt:19:47:18: <ais523> the main problematicness in continuation-related thinking processes is the go-back-in-time thing (btw, I'm planning to use them for Feather, they're the perfect choice for it) +2008-11-10.txt:20:05:59: <AnMaster> ais523, how goes gcc-bf? ick? feather? +2008-11-14.txt:22:16:34: <AnMaster> ais523, how goes ick, gcc-bf, feather and so on? +2008-11-25.txt:15:51:12: <ais523> ehird: Feather +2008-12-22.txt:18:50:44: <ais523> ehird: stop inventing Feather +2009-01-14.txt:19:56:47: <AnMaster> <ais523> because then you could change the syntax at runtime <-- Feather! +2009-01-20.txt:18:02:51: <AnMaster> ais523, what about feather? It could be both :P +2009-01-20.txt:18:02:58: <ais523> AnMaster: ah, Feather +2009-01-20.txt:18:08:35: <ais523> incidentally, my guiding goal for Feather starting syntax is "looks vaguely like Smalltalk, but for different reasons" +2009-01-20.txt:18:09:00: <AnMaster> ais523, oh, interesting, I would never have ended up with feather by that +2009-01-22.txt:15:21:10: <ais523> my other big new esolang project, besides Feather +2009-02-13.txt:21:49:18: * ais523 feather-dusters oerjan ----<<< +2009-02-15.txt:17:13:13: <ais523> oerjan: there's the method Feather uses +2009-03-01.txt:18:34:53: <AnMaster> ais523, any progress on Feather? +2009-03-08.txt:18:52:30: <ais523> or Feather and get people shouting at me to make some progress +2009-04-01.txt:23:04:26: <AnMaster> ais523, could you write Proud be written in Feather? +2009-04-01.txt:23:04:38: <ais523> no, Proud's uncomputable, Feather is not super-TC +2009-04-01.txt:23:04:46: <ais523> although Feather hurts my head, and I don't want my brain to explode right now +2009-04-01.txt:23:06:05: <ais523> cpt_obvious: I suggest you ask in #feather-lang, I think it's empty atm so it'll be safe to ask +2009-04-01.txt:23:07:00: <ais523> which is another reason not to explain Feather right now +2009-04-01.txt:23:07:12: <ais523> explaining Feather to someone /who is drunk/ probably would cause a fatality +2009-04-01.txt:23:07:12: <ehird> ais523: I don't know; alcohol may well improve perception of Feather +2009-04-01.txt:23:09:05: <ais523> seeing as nothing in Feather can ever change +2009-04-05.txt:12:25:40: <AnMaster_ipv6> ais523, I guess you could do it in Feather though? +2009-04-05.txt:12:25:57: <ais523> Feather doesn't really define its I/O environment at all +2009-04-09.txt:22:31:58: <AnMaster> ais523, Feather is TC to parse right +2009-04-09.txt:22:39:26: <ais523> AnMaster: what I mean with Feather is that the first pass is always trivial, because it's just tokenising into letters +2009-04-09.txt:22:44:18: <AnMaster> ais523, write a first stage parser then. I mean do you ever plan to spec, or even implement feather? +2009-04-26.txt:19:08:14: <AnMaster> ais523, any progress on Feather +2009-05-28.txt:01:57:00: <coppro> ais523: what do the silver/gold medals and feathers on the level selection screen mean? +2009-05-28.txt:01:57:30: <ais523> coppro: feather = unsolved easy level, silver = solved easy level, gold = hard level +2009-05-28.txt:01:57:38: <ais523> you can click on the feather button to switch between easy and hard mode +2009-05-29.txt:01:06:04: <ais523> ehird: well, #feather-lang exists +2009-07-07.txt:22:03:10: <AnMaster> ais523, I invite you to #feather-lang btw :P +2009-07-10.txt:15:35:52: <AnMaster> ais523, any progress on feather? +2009-07-10.txt:15:35:59: <ais523> AnMaster: ducking a feather is easy +2009-07-10.txt:15:36:05: <ais523> or maybe it's a duck feather? +2009-08-14.txt:23:02:38: <ais523> heh, he's still in #feather-lang +2009-08-14.txt:23:04:55: <AnMaster> ais523, wow you missed lots of action in #feather-lang +2009-08-14.txt:23:05:57: <ais523> was it Feather-related? +2009-08-26.txt:18:09:16: * ais523 considers using a Feather-OS, and hotswapping init +2009-09-17.txt:20:43:24: <AnMaster> ais523, like Feather? XD +2009-09-29.txt:10:06:25: <ais523> start with a minimal interpreter that's enough to 'be Feather' in that it can be retroactively self-modified +2009-09-29.txt:10:09:03: <ais523> because it wouldn't need to be written in Feather +2009-09-29.txt:10:09:05: <ais523> that isn't an "of course" with Feather +2009-09-29.txt:10:10:14: <AnMaster> ais523, it was "of course the outermost _interpreter_ can't be in Feather itself" +2009-09-29.txt:10:10:14: <ais523> for a while I thought it had to be a Feather/something else polyglot +2009-09-29.txt:10:10:32: <ais523> but it turns out that you can see the source code of an interp even if it isn't written in Feather +2009-09-29.txt:10:24:04: <ais523_> and second, it should be easy to write a polyglot in that lang and Feather +2009-09-29.txt:16:20:38: <ais523> Feather is /actually/ driving me mad +2009-09-30.txt:17:03:28: <ais523> and if it's opaque, all Feather programs will need to be quines +2009-09-30.txt:18:46:50: <ais523> I mean, I was talking about Feather earlier +2009-09-30.txt:18:47:04: <ais523> partly because thinking about Feather drives everyone mad, I suppose +2009-09-30.txt:18:51:26: <AnMaster> ais523, is it possible to express paradoxes in feather? +2009-09-30.txt:18:56:14: <deschutron> ais523: your feather idea sounds interesting, though i don't know whether it provides any convenience at all +2009-09-30.txt:19:00:41: <ais523> deschutron: same thing, no paradox under Feather's rules +2009-09-30.txt:19:03:06: <ais523> everything is immutable in Feather +2009-09-30.txt:19:03:37: <ais523> ehird: I see what you're saying; I think that's the Feather equivalent of a trampoline, or something like taht +2009-09-30.txt:19:20:40: <ais523> worryingly, I think you probably /have/ to program in that sort of way, and that's what makes Feather an esolang +2009-09-30.txt:19:22:25: <ais523> it's not unlike Feather, in a way +2009-09-30.txt:19:23:09: <ais523> deschutron: I/O is a real pain in Feather, for this sort of reason +2009-09-30.txt:19:24:40: <ais523> deschutron: well, the language is called Feather because the language itself is bare-bones +2009-10-01.txt:14:28:24: <ais523> conclusion: I'm thinking too much about Feather +2009-10-03.txt:19:58:01: <ais523> deschutron: oh, I saw your quasi-Feather thing, it's rather unlike Feather, but ofc that doesn't mean it's a bad lang +2009-10-03.txt:19:58:12: <ais523> I think pretty much every entity in existence is rather unlike Feather +2009-10-03.txt:20:13:58: <deschutron> its a language I thought of after talking to ais523 about feather +2009-10-05.txt:17:49:00: <ais523> actually... I think the way it works is, that the interp isn't originally written in Feather +2009-10-05.txt:17:49:08: <ais523> such that the interp ends up mostly in Feather +2009-10-05.txt:18:03:08: <ais523> "Feather is a language with meany time travel paradoxes!" +2009-10-05.txt:18:05:00: <ais523> "(Cheat slightly; you know Feather so pick out the relevant facts)" +2009-10-05.txt:20:06:04: * ais523 wonders whether to monologue about Feather, ignoring what the rest of the channel says +2009-10-05.txt:20:09:03: <AnMaster> ais523, and I'm interested in garli^Wfeather +2009-10-07.txt:15:44:30: <AnMaster> ais523, started coding on the feather implementation? +2009-10-07.txt:15:50:42: <ais523> hmm... Feather's the only language I know in which you have to worry about portability within a program +2009-10-09.txt:15:05:54: <ais523> incidentally, I had a go at writing a Feather interpreter +2009-10-09.txt:15:06:54: <ais523> the issue is that causality loops are all very well in Feather, but tend not to work in Scheme +2009-10-09.txt:15:08:15: <ehird> ais523: wild speculation - the only way to run Feather programs acceptably will be via a custom-written C vm, because using retroactivity blows up supermegaexponentially when using scheme +2009-10-09.txt:15:09:11: <ais523> I have crazy ideas of optimising Feather interps which involve using diff-based call/cc +2009-10-09.txt:15:10:27: <ais523> in fact, I now have something like three stages of Feather interpretation +2009-10-09.txt:15:10:51: <ais523> a Feather seed (what I'm writing, it is something that doesn't obey all the rules of Feather, but /can/ be retroactively modified so it does) +2009-10-09.txt:15:11:02: <ais523> a Feather kernel (something that implements a subset of Feather sufficient to bootstrap to the whole thing) +2009-10-09.txt:15:11:11: <ais523> and a Feather interpreter (which implements the whole thing) +2009-10-19.txt:18:26:23: <AnMaster> ais523, feather progress? +2009-10-19.txt:18:27:45: <AnMaster> ais523, what from? feather? +2009-10-19.txt:18:33:21: <ais523> Feather has really messed-up causality, which is really frustrating my attempts to write an interp for it +2009-10-24.txt:22:34:45: <AnMaster> ais523, start thinking about feather please +2009-10-28.txt:22:31:56: <ais523> incidentally, this conversation is a good reflection on Feather +2009-10-28.txt:22:32:29: <AnMaster> ais523, how is it a good reflection on Feather? +2009-10-28.txt:22:32:48: <ais523> Feather manages to simulate that +2009-10-31.txt:19:54:20: <AnMaster> ais523, how goes Feather? +2009-11-16.txt:21:50:14: <ais523> anyway, I at least came up with snappy names for Feather's assignment and clone operators +2009-12-01.txt:20:55:55: <ais523> not finished, and unlikely to be for a while due to RL pressures, and not being top of my esolang priorities (Feather and Underlambda are higher) +2009-12-08.txt:10:23:46: <AnMaster> ais523, oh and I invented a feather-like language +2009-12-08.txt:10:24:37: <ais523> AnMaster: go on, although I doubt feather-like is very easy to achieve at all without being utterly different +2009-12-29.txt:15:25:17: <AnMaster> ais523, how goes stuff with feather? +2009-12-29.txt:15:26:14: <ais523> I'd /almost/ even forgotten Feather existed... +2009-12-30.txt:03:41:11: <ais523> pikhq: you can only imagine how hard it is in Feather +2009-12-30.txt:06:39:34: <ehirdiphone> ais523: maybe dependent types are the key to feather :P +2010-01-10.txt:17:17:30: <ais523> it's correct if used as "ais523, could you please go and implement Feather for me RIGHT NOW?" +2010-03-09.txt:12:30:40: <alise> ais523: about Feather. +2010-03-09.txt:12:31:12: <alise> ais523: What is Feather, in detail? +2010-03-09.txt:12:36:43: <ais523> alise: planned Feather syntax is [ x | f x ] +2010-03-09.txt:12:42:42: <ais523> anyway, anything remotely related to Feather is inherently weird +2010-03-09.txt:15:00:03: <AnMaster> <ais523> alise: planned Feather syntax is [ x | f x ] <-- yay Feather! +2010-03-09.txt:15:53:39: <alise__> ais523: Hey, it's for Feather. +2010-03-09.txt:16:22:28: <alise> ais523: so, do you know what the bootstrap progam will look like for feather? +2010-03-09.txt:16:24:34: <ais523> alise: the issue is making them forward-compatible with actual Feather atoms +2010-03-09.txt:16:32:29: <ais523> that's the start of an attempt to implement Feather +2010-03-09.txt:17:39:57: <cpressey> Thank you ais523, I am now exactly as confused about feather as I was before. +2010-03-09.txt:17:43:31: <ais523> cpressey: that's an interesting analogy; and about as close to the truth as anything else about Feather that I've managed to put into words +2010-03-22.txt:13:51:00: <ais523> (except in a few cases like Feather, which not even I understand and I thought up the idea...) +2010-03-31.txt:00:20:18: <ais523> (it wouldn't be in Perl6 or C++, it would be in Lua, JS and Feather) +2010-03-31.txt:00:21:17: <ais523> and there'll probably be some way to do that sort of thing in Feather, although single inheritance is easier there than multipl +2010-03-31.txt:00:28:26: <ais523> hmm, you can do that in Feather too +2010-04-16.txt:21:25:14: <ais523> Sgeo_: try imagining a cross between Prolog and Feather, then fail +2010-04-23.txt:19:43:19: <AnMaster> ais523, any progress at with feather btw? (It was weeks since I asked last time!) +2010-06-07.txt:17:59:20: <AnMaster> ais523, after you finish feather and gcc-bf that is ;P +2010-06-15.txt:17:00:01: <AnMaster> ais523, so do you think you will have any time for feather, gcc-bf and so on during the summer? +2010-06-20.txt:23:13:50: <ais523> must... not... mention... Feather.... +2010-06-20.txt:23:18:45: <AnMaster> <ais523> must... not... mention... Feather.... <-- ooh feather! +2010-06-23.txt:16:02:44: <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, what's this feather thing I've heard about? +2010-06-23.txt:16:18:06: <ais523> anyway, Feather's going to get a worse reputation than MAGENTA at this rate +2010-06-23.txt:19:22:39: <ais523> cpressey: that happens with Feather too +2010-06-25.txt:13:57:20: <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, maybe you can if you invent Feather? +2010-06-25.txt:13:57:45: <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: Feather programs can't retroactively change events outside the program +2010-06-25.txt:14:06:57: <ais523> although if I ever get around to writing a Feather standard library, a memory of input is definitely one of the things that would be useful +[too many lines; stopping]
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.28948 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,47 @@ +2012-09-22.txt:04:04:39: <dajfsa> erfjoirgejroijg +2012-09-22.txt:04:04:42: <dajfsa> werjero +2012-09-22.txt:04:04:56: <dajfsa> oioieoiroeiro +2012-09-22.txt:04:19:17: <dajfsa> q +2012-09-22.txt:04:19:18: <dajfsa> qqq +2012-09-22.txt:04:19:21: <dajfsa> q qq q q qq +2012-09-22.txt:04:19:22: <dajfsa> itidus21: q? +2012-09-22.txt:04:19:29: <dajfsa> /////////////// +2012-09-22.txt:12:47:17: <dajfsa> rojoerj +2012-09-22.txt:12:47:24: <dajfsa> ,, ,, , , , +2012-09-22.txt:12:47:28: <dajfsa> ais523: ? | ( | ) ? ? +2012-09-22.txt:12:47:33: <dajfsa> ``` +2012-09-22.txt:12:48:31: <dajfsa> :Q +2012-09-22.txt:13:07:03: <dajfsa> ais523: how about {x,y} +2012-09-22.txt:13:07:04: <dajfsa> ais523: or [x,y] +2012-09-22.txt:13:07:05: <dajfsa> ais523: or (x,y) +2012-09-22.txt:13:07:15: <dajfsa> former is probably my favourite although {} are often overloaded for other purposes +2012-09-22.txt:13:07:20: <dajfsa> <x,y> is also an option +2012-09-22.txt:13:07:26: <dajfsa> [x,y] i find ugly for tuples, (x,y) i find ugly for lists +2012-09-22.txt:13:07:38: <dajfsa> ais523: however i would question what your distinction between list and tupl eis +2012-09-22.txt:13:07:45: <dajfsa> & if such an overloaded literal actually makes sense given that +2012-09-22.txt:13:08:01: <dajfsa> qqqqQQqqqQ*$(@(##(@#*(@#*(@#*(@*(*(@((@~)------------oooooooooooooooooooooooooo===>>>>>>$>$>$>$>$ +2012-09-22.txt:13:09:03: <dajfsa> nice rant by arc_koen in the logs +2012-09-22.txt:13:10:59: <dajfsa> zzo38: what is the internet +2012-09-22.txt:14:24:33: <dajfsa> ais523: Welcome to saturday +2012-09-22.txt:16:18:16: <dajfsa> Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog +2012-09-22.txt:18:17:45: <dajfsa> atriq: Q q q +2012-09-22.txt:19:06:01: <dajfsa> Deth +2012-09-30.txt:20:27:35: <dajfsa> i am people +2012-09-30.txt:20:27:39: <dajfsa> qq qq q q qq qqqq qqq +2012-09-30.txt:20:27:44: <dajfsa> q +2012-09-30.txt:20:27:49: <dajfsa> q : ) +2012-09-30.txt:20:27:52: <dajfsa> q hat +2012-09-30.txt:20:28:41: <dajfsa> oerjan: well dont breathe thuogh. you could die +2012-09-30.txt:20:28:47: <dajfsa> zzo38: :( maybe +2012-09-30.txt:20:29:06: <dajfsa> i think deadfish should be the new featured language +2012-09-30.txt:20:29:13: <dajfsa> mainly b/c i am a dead fish myself +2012-09-30.txt:20:29:35: <dajfsa> a dead fish with a fed dish (the dish was fed to the dead fish) +2012-09-30.txt:20:30:49: <dajfsa> im crying itidus21. crying. crying tears +2012-09-30.txt:20:30:55: <dajfsa> from my eyes +2012-09-30.txt:20:34:48: <dajfsa> oerjan: im actually bird. from outer space. ISS bird. bird originally from canada +2012-09-30.txt:20:34:50: <oerjan> `pastlog dajfsa> +2012-09-30.txt:20:34:59: <dajfsa> bird big fan of human rights. i mean birdian rights. +2012-09-30.txt:20:35:12: <dajfsa> also, you are hexagon philanthorpist. +2012-09-30.txt:20:35:20: <HackEgo> 2012-09-22.txt:12:47:33: <dajfsa> ``` +2012-09-30.txt:20:35:25: <dajfsa> quack +2012-09-30.txt:20:35:33: <oerjan> `pastelogs dajfsa>
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Oh honey, please come back to Lisp... you do less harm there. +2008-06-06.txt:20:29:05: <olsner> "hey honey, you wanna inspect my parsing phases?" +2008-09-14.txt:18:26:04: <Slereah2> "Artificial Bee Colony Algorithm (ABC) is an optimization algorithm based on the intelligent foraging behaviour of honey bee swarm, proposed by Karaboga in 2005 " +2008-09-27.txt:13:06:46: <oerjan> oklofok: it's based on tracing honey bees with infrared lasers +2008-10-04.txt:21:09:27: <psygnisfive> and honey moon photos +2008-12-28.txt:19:19:55: <oerjan> however, loving milk and honey is a prerequisite. +2009-01-01.txt:18:21:03: <ehird> you know those honeypot scripts +2009-01-01.txt:18:21:28: <ehird> dsfjeii@honeypot.foobar.com +2009-01-01.txt:18:21:48: <AnMaster> well it wouldn't contain honeypot hopefully +2009-01-01.txt:18:22:03: <AnMaster> ehird, yes that is how honeypots work +2009-01-01.txt:18:22:16: <ehird> honeypot cgi scripts generally just give fake addresses +2009-01-01.txt:18:26:19: <AnMaster> project honeypot +2009-01-01.txt:18:26:31: <ehird> i'm pretty sure project honeypot is different +2009-01-01.txt:19:00:11: <AnMaster> ehird, also project honeypot is like that: http://www.projecthoneypot.org/httpbl_api +2009-03-11.txt:15:54:11: <Slereah> And sip sip syrup sipping nigga are honeycombs +2009-04-19.txt:23:45:43: <GregorR> Apparently, when Wendy's says "Honey BBQ chicken wings", what they mean is "chicken nuggets served in sauce" +2009-04-30.txt:21:37:55: <ehird> .PHONEY: clean all +2009-06-23.txt:22:33:39: <GregorR> e.g. At a hotel, the honeymoon suite is the best room, and the other suites are nearly as good, and the other rooms suck as compared to the suites. +2009-07-01.txt:01:11:23: <ehird> Zuu: I tend to disregard such concepts; they are for the old world, and I, why I am of the New World! Honey, milk, you know the deal! I'm like a rapping, gangsta, Hitler God. +2009-10-07.txt:20:18:11: <Rugxulo> original author (Matt Mahoney) is more focused on ZPAQv1, though +2009-10-07.txt:20:24:57: <Rugxulo> see http://www.mattmahoney.net/dc/text.html +2009-11-14.txt:02:31:30: * Rugxulo sends ehird an Honeywell +2010-01-12.txt:20:32:29: <AnMaster> .PHONEY: all clean +2010-03-20.txt:03:48:58: <pineapple> there's your answer, honey +2010-04-17.txt:15:32:06: <pineapple> sorry honey, i don't recognise you +2010-04-17.txt:17:42:22: <pineapple> you know, honey +2010-04-17.txt:17:43:16: <alise> lol, honey +2010-04-17.txt:23:35:20: <pineapple> thanks honey +2010-05-08.txt:11:32:10: <pineapple> alise: hey honey +2010-05-08.txt:11:32:31: <alise> being called honey is possibly the biggest motivation so far to change my nick back :D +2010-05-12.txt:11:33:30: <pineapple> ais523|unreg: wb honey +2010-05-12.txt:21:26:56: <pineapple> welcome to mathematics, honey +2010-06-05.txt:03:05:21: <alise> honeycomb conjecture iirc +2010-06-05.txt:03:05:41: <alise> The honeycomb conjecture states that a regular hexagonal grid or honeycomb represents the best way to divide a surface into regions of equal area with the least total perimeter. Mathematician Thomas C. Hales proved the conjecture in 1999 with revisions in 2001. +2010-06-05.txt:11:02:40: <oerjan> <alise> The honeycomb conjecture states that a regular hexagonal grid or honeycomb represents the best way to divide a surface into regions of equal area with the least total perimeter. Mathematician Thomas C. Hales proved the conjecture in 1999 with revisions in 2001. +2010-06-19.txt:17:41:37: <pineapple> you need to get out more, honey +2010-06-19.txt:17:42:06: <alise> pineapple: calling people "honey" is incredibly irritating. +2010-07-04.txt:22:31:24: <alise> I put honey in coke once, that was ... interesting ... +2010-07-27.txt:22:09:51: <Gregor-W> MSNBC uses some service "cachefly.net". I've never heard of it. I'll bet that if I go to that page, SOMEWHERE on it will be the phrase "you cache more flies with honey" +2010-07-30.txt:19:38:52: <alise> "Bjorn", later said a historian, "would have here commented on how quotes should properly be nested 'like this "and this" and this': for alternating quotes are the devil's honey, and Bjorn was a fan of the devil." +2010-09-16.txt:17:12:06: <fizzie> alise: I would've thought it had some sort of inherent phoneyness designed by science of bubbly liquids, so that it only works properly in a mobile device. +2010-11-11.txt:00:06:53: <Sgeo> Honey, I Shrunk the Partition +2011-01-04.txt:14:44:14: <j-invariant> is there a video of bees building a honeycomb? +2011-01-04.txt:16:57:54: <j-invariant> zzo38: well not so much a game but just an program that lets you immerse yourself in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhombic_dodecahedral_honeycomb +2011-01-04.txt:18:04:21: <j-invariant> zzo38: what do you think about the rhombic dodecahedron honeycomb +2011-01-06.txt:12:44:10: <Sgeo> I've decided that my honeymoon with VirtualBox is over. +2011-01-06.txt:18:31:47: <elliott> 04:44:10 <Sgeo> I've decided that my honeymoon with VirtualBox is over. +2011-01-09.txt:06:42:18: <oerjan> Sgeo: in fact i vaguely recall reading that one antispam technique is to include an invisible form field which _only_ bots would fill out, as a honeypot +2011-02-11.txt:21:06:45: <ais523> and ofc, #irp exists merely as a honeypot for Redditors +2011-02-27.txt:04:42:03: <pikhq> Peanut butter and honey. Omnomnom. +2011-03-05.txt:23:19:12: <oerjan> lemon and honey +2011-03-09.txt:03:30:33: <Gregor> Honey is REALLY tricky. +2011-03-09.txt:03:30:38: <elliott> Gregor: Honey what, soda? +2011-03-09.txt:03:31:03: <elliott> Honey is nowhere near as sweet as it should be, what. +2011-03-09.txt:03:31:08: <elliott> Honey is, like, one of the sweetest things. +2011-03-10.txt:00:17:01: <Gregor> Honey +2011-03-10.txt:00:17:03: <Gregor> wtf, honey +2011-03-10.txt:00:17:14: <elliott> Honestly Honey. +2011-03-10.txt:00:17:17: <elliott> *honey. +2011-03-10.txt:00:17:26: <Gregor> WHY IS HONEY NOT SWEET +2011-03-10.txt:00:17:47: <Gregor> Even when I eat honey it's lying to me, it pretends to be sweet BUT IT'S NOT +2011-03-10.txt:00:19:16: <elliott> Gregor: Ban honey. +2011-03-10.txt:00:20:18: <oerjan> Honey mistake +2011-03-10.txt:00:20:22: -!- Gregor changed the modes of #esoteric: +b honey!*@beehive.insectopia.us +2011-03-10.txt:09:28:40: <elliott> Honey... monstee? +2011-03-10.txt:15:44:38: <Gregor> Honey's still banned though. +2011-03-29.txt:08:29:59: <Vorpal> elliott, however bee keeping requires an industry of ceramics, for making honey pots +2011-04-20.txt:02:41:11: <Yahweasel> I'm not /positive/, but then, it's not honey. +2011-04-20.txt:02:46:59: <elliott> http://davespicks.com/writing/mme/recipes/honeymaple.html With honey :P +2011-04-20.txt:02:50:18: <pikhq> elliott: So's honey. +2011-04-20.txt:02:50:35: <elliott> Honey's thicker, obviously :P +2011-04-20.txt:02:50:51: <pikhq> You'd probably do what you usually do with mead: water the honey down before fermenting. +2011-04-28.txt:13:37:49: <ais523_> #irp is a honeypot for redditors, of course it's large +2011-04-28.txt:13:41:20: <quintopia> honeypot? :P +2011-05-21.txt:12:09:14: <Phantom_Hoover> Please please please let it brew Buckfast instead of honey. +2011-06-07.txt:23:51:21: <elliott> * #esoteric Banlist: Tue Mar 29 04:26:23 honey!*@beehive.insectopia.us kornbluth.freenode.net +2011-06-07.txt:23:51:31: <elliott> because honey +2011-06-08.txt:09:29:37: <elliott> The Honeywell CPUs 6180 (1972)[7] and Series 60 Level 68 (1981)[8][9] upon which Multics ran asynchronously +2011-07-30.txt:02:38:00: <ais523> it's like it's a honey pot reddit designed to contain trolls +2011-08-01.txt:03:55:56: <NihilistDandy> That's why most of my conlangs end during the honeymoon period while I'm still fussing over grammar and typography +2011-08-10.txt:20:33:20: <cheater_> ais523, marmite has the consistence of very sticky very dark brown honey +2011-08-29.txt:17:20:49: <elliott> THERE WERE HONEY BADGERS AND SNOWSTORMS +2011-10-02.txt:21:53:35: <ais523> (#irp's /intended purpose/ is as a honeypot for Redditors) +2011-10-18.txt:20:13:57: <ais523> citiral: just so you know, #irp exists as a honeypot for redditors +2011-11-06.txt:09:58:17: <CakeProphet> Honey bees transform nectar into honey by a process of regurgitation, and store it as a primary food source in wax honeycombs inside the beehive. Beekeeping practices encourage overproduction of honey so the excess can be taken from the colony. +2011-11-06.txt:18:31:44: <CakeProphet> speaking of that conversation, I am eating honey right now. +2011-11-20.txt:22:41:35: <oerjan> a bee from the land of milk and honey
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.29013 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2011-07-16.txt:00:00:57: -!- itidus20 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-16.txt:03:40:55: <itidus20> zzo, sort of like how stage hypnosis is supposed to work eh. +2011-07-16.txt:03:42:10: <itidus20> i've seen an [obviously staged] video of a guy who hypnotized a woman to think he was invisible and then he would tickle her with a feather and make her look up with confusion +2011-07-16.txt:03:42:20: <itidus20> on youtube +2011-07-16.txt:03:43:00: <itidus20> but i am trying to put such bizzare fetishes behind me. +2011-07-16.txt:03:43:22: <itidus20> it might not have been youtube :-? i forget +2011-07-16.txt:03:44:17: <itidus20> and there is that book whose name i am not sure of which apparently has this word fnord which the citizens have been conditioned to block out +2011-07-16.txt:03:44:32: <itidus20> instilling fear in them because it is present in their texts even though they cannot conciously see it +2011-07-16.txt:03:46:59: <itidus20> as far as I know, the actual experience of such things is a deep form of submission whereby you let someone force you to fake it till you make it +2011-07-16.txt:03:50:05: <itidus20> it was after a girl in a chatroom started actually doing this to me that I knew I had to leave her. +2011-07-16.txt:04:07:58: <itidus20> hmm +2011-07-16.txt:04:08:02: <itidus20> math games.. +2011-07-16.txt:04:08:42: <itidus20> quintopia, single or multiplayer? +2011-07-16.txt:04:10:52: <itidus20> I have a small stash of ebooks which I more or less just hoard and don't investigate, some of which may actually be relevant. +2011-07-16.txt:04:14:25: <itidus20> lewis carroll, raymond smullyan, douglas hofstadter +2011-07-16.txt:04:14:46: <itidus20> i don't know if they entirely reach the topic. +2011-07-16.txt:04:16:16: <itidus20> i am sure john conway is relevant to the topic but i don't have any ebooks that are really related to him +2011-07-16.txt:04:20:39: <itidus20> puzzles are more common than actual games +2011-07-16.txt:04:23:26: <itidus20> depressing wiki comment backs me up "This article is about using mathematics to study the inner-workings of multiplayer games which, on the surface, may not appear mathematical at all. For games that directly involve mathematics in their play, see mathematical puzzle." +2011-07-16.txt:04:25:12: <itidus20> maybe things aren't so bad +2011-07-16.txt:04:25:19: <itidus20> anyway here is the page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_game +2011-07-16.txt:04:30:34: <itidus20> As a wannabe game designer it gives me great pain to think about how the only reason games are possible is due to imperfections in the players. +2011-07-16.txt:04:31:08: <itidus20> relative to perfect play that is +2011-07-16.txt:04:31:37: <itidus20> but thats probably a naive view i hold too often +2011-07-16.txt:04:32:49: <itidus20> That is the cynical depressing view that all gaming is to demonstrate some level of deviation from perfect play higher than the opponent. +2011-07-16.txt:04:33:35: <itidus20> Then again we find that perfect play is a waste of time. +2011-07-16.txt:04:34:02: <itidus20> And yet it helps motivate us to play if we idealize perfect play. +2011-07-16.txt:04:34:18: <itidus20> All of this of course is my cynical views which are probably wrong. +2011-07-16.txt:04:36:17: <itidus20> im full of shit ^_^; +2011-07-16.txt:04:37:39: <itidus20> i analyze things too much +2011-07-16.txt:04:38:03: <itidus20> i can think of arguments against my earlier comments but its all just a pile of crap comments +2011-07-16.txt:04:38:49: <itidus20> humm +2011-07-16.txt:04:39:03: <itidus20> you know what i havent seen much is coop games +2011-07-16.txt:04:39:34: <itidus20> i was talking to this guy once about it +2011-07-16.txt:04:42:26: <itidus20> omg the first result on google is an xkcd page +2011-07-16.txt:04:43:20: <itidus20> http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=16990 +2011-07-16.txt:04:43:42: <itidus20> omg quintopia posted on that page +2011-07-16.txt:04:44:41: <itidus20> yeah, i am skillful googler +2011-07-16.txt:04:47:13: <itidus20> well i searched on: "3 player game" "help or hinder" +2011-07-16.txt:04:47:24: <itidus20> didn't work in bing so i proceeded to google and it did +2011-07-16.txt:04:47:56: <itidus20> yet an MS spokeswoman says "if google didn't exist bing would be good enough" +2011-07-16.txt:04:49:15: <itidus20> yeah good enough for me to use as fertilizer +2011-07-16.txt:04:49:47: <itidus20> 3 player eh +2011-07-16.txt:04:50:00: <itidus20> so.... by having an odd number of players the dynamics become much more complex +2011-07-16.txt:04:52:08: <itidus20> this very sort of topic is what eventually led me to a chatroom for esoteric programming languages +2011-07-16.txt:04:53:14: <itidus20> so this page is like anti-3 player games +2011-07-16.txt:04:53:17: <itidus20> but i am all for it +2011-07-16.txt:04:54:21: <itidus20> ashbash makes the point +2011-07-16.txt:04:54:50: <itidus20> chance is fun. +2011-07-16.txt:04:55:42: <itidus20> oh +2011-07-16.txt:04:55:50: <itidus20> an idea just came to me, +2011-07-16.txt:04:56:48: <itidus20> i am a genius of course.. so ideas often come to me +2011-07-16.txt:04:57:37: <itidus20> ok i am "confident" you have not heard of this game before +2011-07-16.txt:04:58:01: <itidus20> so.. each player has 2 private 8x8 boards +2011-07-16.txt:04:58:17: <itidus20> following with me so far? +2011-07-16.txt:04:58:50: <zzo38> itidus20: OK. So far. But that isn't much. +2011-07-16.txt:04:59:02: <itidus20> they each have a pair of 8x8 boards that only they can see.. thus a total of four 8x8 boards +2011-07-16.txt:04:59:34: <itidus20> they also have a bunch of tiles... lets say 128 tiles just to be safe +2011-07-16.txt:04:59:45: <itidus20> 128 each +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:25: <itidus20> and uh.. 2 more tiles of a second color.. and 2 more tiles of a third color +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:50: <itidus20> so.. color 1) 128 tiles, color 2) 2 tiles, color 3) 2 tiles +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:56: <itidus20> hehe +2011-07-16.txt:05:01:43: <itidus20> ok now.. they begin by placing color 3 tiles on the boards.. 1 on each board +2011-07-16.txt:05:01:59: <itidus20> at location.. x = 4, y = 8 +2011-07-16.txt:05:02:37: <itidus20> now, on one of the boards, they place a color 2 tile somewhere +2011-07-16.txt:05:03:09: <itidus20> so far so good? +2011-07-16.txt:05:03:48: <itidus20> oh.. its allowed anywhere except the first tile position +2011-07-16.txt:05:04:10: <itidus20> for now.. that rule might turn out to need altering +2011-07-16.txt:05:04:52: <itidus20> ok.. next.. you build a maze with the color 1 tiles leading to the color 2 tile +2011-07-16.txt:05:05:14: <itidus20> from the color 3 tile to the color 2 tile +2011-07-16.txt:05:06:50: <itidus20> diagonal moves are not possible, but the maze has to be a solid object in the way that a tetris piece is a solid object +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:00: <itidus20> uhh sort of +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:07: <itidus20> maybe it can have gaps +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:14: <itidus20> but uhhh +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:17: <itidus20> hummm blah +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:21: <itidus20> yeah anyway moving along +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:32: <itidus20> well im not sure.. this part is tricky to formalize in words +2011-07-16.txt:05:08:11: <itidus20> so anyway... what happens is.. in any order.. doesn't matter.. each turn.. both players are told which directions have walls +2011-07-16.txt:05:08:21: <itidus20> so it might be like "east and west have walls" +2011-07-16.txt:05:08:51: <quintopia> itidus20: the easiest way to say what i think you are trying to say is "no 2x2 region can contain no color 1 tiles" +2011-07-16.txt:05:09:08: <itidus20> and then the player tells the other player which direction he makes his move +2011-07-16.txt:05:09:33: <itidus20> and both players update their boards.. and its a race to reach the end of the maze +2011-07-16.txt:05:10:04: <itidus20> yup +2011-07-16.txt:05:10:14: <itidus20> its not a bad idea right? +2011-07-16.txt:05:12:21: <itidus20> oh i am empty of ideas now. just had to spill that one +2011-07-16.txt:05:15:48: <itidus20> it is by jumping into such random convos that such ideas come to me +2011-07-16.txt:05:15:51: <itidus20> i never get them on my own +2011-07-16.txt:05:17:04: <itidus20> zzo, yeah i like to consider every possible use of the chessboard other than to play chess :-? +2011-07-16.txt:05:18:37: <zzo38> itidus20: Yes you can make other games using the same or similar board. Some game similar to chess includes Xiangqi, Shogi, played with their own board, but it is still like chess, you still take turn moving 1 piece each, you attack opponent's king and can win, etc. +2011-07-16.txt:05:18:48: <itidus20> i actually created a wild image with my wacom tablet the other day to show my desire to stretch the game of chess +2011-07-16.txt:05:22:11: <itidus20> I liked the chess variant shown on the big bang theory +2011-07-16.txt:05:22:53: <itidus20> http://oi55.tinypic.com/15n2fro.jpg +2011-07-16.txt:05:24:34: <itidus20> damn +2011-07-16.txt:05:26:01: <itidus20> i dont like chess because i have no clue how to play.. and that being the best is ridiculously difficult +2011-07-16.txt:05:26:37: <itidus20> and a game like chess to me is the perfect thing to exploit into other games +2011-07-16.txt:05:29:09: <itidus20> the maze thing is probably not as good in practice as it sounds. +2011-07-16.txt:05:29:33: <zzo38> itidus20: I believe you. +2011-07-16.txt:05:29:51: <itidus20> but the idea is fun +2011-07-16.txt:05:32:10: <itidus20> you're right... its basically battleships except reduced down to 1 small ship +2011-07-16.txt:05:33:23: <itidus20> no i don't. +2011-07-16.txt:05:33:42: <quintopia> itidus20: i am getting another idea for a maze game +2011-07-16.txt:05:35:57: <itidus20> quintopia: I once had an idea about generating a maze by dice rolls +2011-07-16.txt:05:36:57: <quintopia> itidus20: i want to make a cross between pacman and fox-and-geese, where the geese player is the only one who knows the maze and the positions of everything. +2011-07-16.txt:05:38:01: <itidus20> zzo, i am fascinated by some dragonball z emulated roms based on card games +2011-07-16.txt:05:38:22: <itidus20> ah fox and geese.. i have a book around with a lot of games described +2011-07-16.txt:05:39:20: <itidus20> theres 1 special book about chess history which i have been unable to locate on the internet +2011-07-16.txt:05:40:18: <itidus20> ill check my browser history +2011-07-16.txt:05:41:13: <itidus20> A History Of Chess by some H.J.R. Murray +2011-07-16.txt:05:42:43: <NihilistDandy> itidus20: Surprisingly, I can't find it either. I thought I had a near comprehensive set of books on chess. +2011-07-16.txt:05:42:54: <itidus20> its very special that one +2011-07-16.txt:05:43:01: <itidus20> will be hard to find +2011-07-16.txt:05:43:52: <itidus20> I learned about it when I started to want to know about the very origins of chess +2011-07-16.txt:05:47:27: <itidus20> theres something so compelling about chess.. but yet for me there is a certain boredom that i imagine with it +2011-07-16.txt:05:49:52: <zzo38> itidus20: I think I have also played some kind of card game Dragonball Z on NES, although I am unsure of the rule. Each card two numbers, one above is dots tell you how many times to move, the one below I am not sure what it means. +2011-07-16.txt:05:50:20: <itidus20> zzo38: yeah.. thats exactly the kind of game i mean. they're fun to watch +2011-07-16.txt:05:50:36: <itidus20> i have no clue what goes on though +2011-07-16.txt:05:52:48: <itidus20> oh well i think theres some translations anyway +2011-07-16.txt:05:52:56: <itidus20> but even still i would have no idea +2011-07-16.txt:05:54:27: <itidus20> so, zzo, did you learn much about chess variants? +2011-07-16.txt:05:55:22: <itidus20> i actually basically independantly discovered the theory of chess variants +2011-07-16.txt:05:55:45: <itidus20> and, at the end i googled it and found out with dismay that what i had discovered was nothing new at all +2011-07-16.txt:05:56:56: <itidus20> perhaps theory is the wrong word.. but i will explain +2011-07-16.txt:05:56:59: <zzo38> itidus20: http://chessvariants.org/ +2011-07-16.txt:05:57:27: <itidus20> oh, well, by discovering it myself i had insight into exactly what chess variants are. +2011-07-16.txt:05:58:07: <itidus20> they are taking the properties of the individual pieces and forming an abstract class which you might call "chesspiece" +2011-07-16.txt:05:58:21: <itidus20> and.. deriving from that class.. new pieces +2011-07-16.txt:05:58:42: <itidus20> this general process is exceedingly powerful +2011-07-16.txt:06:04:55: <itidus20> so naturally most chess moves resolve into vectors. either specific lengths or unlimited +2011-07-16.txt:06:05:40: <itidus20> now .. this creates a problem if you imagine a chessboard of say 1000x1000 ... do you still want some pieces crossing it in one go -- that is -- are unlimited movement vectors implied on boards > 8x8 +2011-07-16.txt:06:05:57: <itidus20> its all very fun for a rainy day +2011-07-16.txt:06:07:40: <itidus20> of course one way around that would be to divide the board up into districts +2011-07-16.txt:06:07:54: <itidus20> where a piece has to stop at the edge +2011-07-16.txt:06:08:00: <itidus20> sort of +2011-07-16.txt:06:10:37: <itidus20> the trouble starts when you start trying to abstract moves like en passant and castling +2011-07-16.txt:06:11:10: <itidus20> then it feels like a scripting language would be useful +2011-07-16.txt:06:11:21: <itidus20> in the definition of the pieces +2011-07-16.txt:06:14:48: <itidus20> back +2011-07-16.txt:06:14:57: <itidus20> dandy: variant pieces +2011-07-16.txt:06:15:12: <itidus20> well, i don't know. perhaps the conversation has multi-threaded too +2011-07-16.txt:06:15:22: <itidus20> which is nice +2011-07-16.txt:06:16:57: <itidus20> So I decided when I was thinking about chess variants that the minimal conditions I would find acceptable is a system which could describe all the rules of chess +2011-07-16.txt:06:17:27: <itidus20> including castling and pawns moving 2 spaces on their first go, and queening, and en passant etc +2011-07-16.txt:06:18:46: <itidus20> I did try for a little while. I think as I became aware of the existence of professionals who had already done a lot of it, I lost interest. +2011-07-16.txt:06:18:52: <itidus20> both :D +2011-07-16.txt:06:19:45: <itidus20> I had plans on making a program to do it but it started to make me sweat so by then i had thrown in towel +2011-07-16.txt:06:20:29: <itidus20> I didn't have any exciting ideas anyway +2011-07-16.txt:06:20:49: <itidus20> I simply realized that chesspieces could be highly generalized. +2011-07-16.txt:06:21:48: <itidus20> Also, there is the draw I feel towards making a realtime chess +2011-07-16.txt:06:22:00: <itidus20> I have seen a youtube video of kungfu chess. +2011-07-16.txt:06:25:51: <itidus20> I feel a small joy reading "I would rather take the real-time chess concept as far as it can go." +2011-07-16.txt:06:26:52: <itidus20> but yeah.. sumo volleyball sounds like the kind of nonsense I would be looking to create +2011-07-16.txt:06:31:38: <itidus20> well, i decided to define a boolean named virgin for whether or not a piece has moved yet :D +2011-07-16.txt:06:33:08: <itidus20> i also abstracted the role of the king into an idea of like a squad leader +2011-07-16.txt:06:35:08: <itidus20> so uh.. you could have a chess army consisting of multiple squads.. +2011-07-16.txt:06:35:15: <itidus20> and if you take down the leader, the whole squad falls +2011-07-16.txt:06:35:58: <itidus20> yeah, i am full of ideas on this kind of thing.. it provides me some kind of perverse pleasure +2011-07-16.txt:06:39:06: <itidus20> YChat works. +2011-07-16.txt:06:39:11: <itidus20> I dunno how it compares +2011-07-16.txt:06:40:13: <itidus20> hmm.. seems they are related +2011-07-16.txt:06:40:41: <itidus20> looking on the about box one of the devs of this ychat has an email address silverex@silverex.org +2011-07-16.txt:06:41:18: <Sgeo_> itidus20, so basically, you're using Silverex, which just puts YChat as the name of the program +2011-07-16.txt:06:41:33: <itidus20> im using some version of it +2011-07-16.txt:06:41:40: <itidus20> i dont know +2011-07-16.txt:06:42:05: <itidus20> its listed as: X Chat 2 in the start menu +2011-07-16.txt:06:42:46: <itidus20> weird +2011-07-16.txt:08:12:22: <itidus20> whats QI? +2011-07-16.txt:08:12:41: <itidus20> is it IQ backwards? +2011-07-16.txt:08:13:06: <itidus20> ah yes +2011-07-16.txt:08:14:14: <itidus20> "last night" +2011-07-16.txt:08:14:16: <itidus20> hehehehe +2011-07-16.txt:08:15:17: <itidus20> I doubt that there is a QI esolang though. +2011-07-16.txt:08:15:51: <itidus20> although.. much to my surprise, a term i thought up "hashashins weed" has already been used +2011-07-16.txt:12:18:45: -!- itidus20 has quit (*.net *.split). +2011-07-16.txt:12:19:58: -!- itidus20 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-16.txt:18:35:15: <itidus20> yay darkest hours are always the most thrilling +2011-07-16.txt:18:46:30: <itidus20> hagb4rd, is your point that the first 3d shooters are more awesome than the ones which followed? +2011-07-16.txt:18:48:47: <itidus20> hagb4rd: I have become aware in my thoughts that software developers tend to take credit for improvements caused by hardware +2011-07-16.txt:18:49:58: <itidus20> hagb4rd: are you happy with 6fps? im a little confused where you actually stand on this +2011-07-16.txt:18:51:09: <itidus20> i am amazed atari had a fps +2011-07-16.txt:19:07:03: <itidus20> hagb4rd: I am glad you showed these fps videos. Anyway I think that the fps genre is losing creativity. +2011-07-16.txt:19:19:19: <itidus20> hag: I had some ideas about planets in 2d. +2011-07-16.txt:19:19:56: <itidus20> The first idea I had is that if you walk far enough to the left or right in 2d you can come up on the other side +2011-07-16.txt:19:20:12: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus20, ... +2011-07-16.txt:19:20:51: <oklofok> itidus20: you mean you came up with the idea of somehow making R^2 into a torus? +2011-07-16.txt:19:21:33: <itidus20> i am happy to admit i am full of crap and can laugh at myself about it +2011-07-16.txt:19:22:19: <itidus20> oklofok: when I was thinking about it what I really wanted to achieve is to do it without a sense of cheating the player +2011-07-16.txt:19:23:45: <itidus20> R^2 is already over my head, but I can still carry on +2011-07-16.txt:19:24:58: <itidus20> i have wiki at my side +2011-07-16.txt:19:25:52: <itidus20> but so this wasn't entirely enough for me. there was more. i wanted to allow the player to "dig through the planet" +2011-07-16.txt:19:26:33: <itidus20> humm i will make a quick paint pic +2011-07-16.txt:19:30:01: <itidus20> http://oi51.tinypic.com/nl4u1v.jpg +2011-07-16.txt:19:30:45: <itidus20> in this pic you can sort of see the idea of "digging" through but the first problem arises. it looks very odd if the player does not turn his head around as he falls +2011-07-16.txt:19:31:36: <itidus20> so i had this idea that the center of the planet could be another torus , to borrow your word +2011-07-16.txt:19:32:06: <itidus20> no wait, maybe that wasn't the idea +2011-07-16.txt:19:32:34: <itidus20> anyway.. i thought.. when you reach the center of the planet while falling through, you should reach a dark screen where your path follows a U shape +2011-07-16.txt:19:32:53: <itidus20> and you start falling upwards without actually turning upside down +2011-07-16.txt:19:34:03: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus20, suggest you read http://everything2.com/title/Using+Asteroids+to+explain+the+topological+classification+of+2-manifolds +2011-07-16.txt:19:34:22: <itidus20> ok +2011-07-16.txt:19:37:32: <itidus20> (still reading the article, even while I type this) my more general theorum is that in practice the earth looks flat. It never actually looks like a sphere to anyone standing on it. So it should never have to look round in a video game. +2011-07-16.txt:19:38:21: <oerjan> itidus20: what about on mountains near the ocean? +2011-07-16.txt:19:38:27: <Sgeo> itidus20, what if someon finds a way to lift off into seep space in the game? +2011-07-16.txt:19:38:54: <itidus20> ya ur rite +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:01: <itidus20> but.. +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:04: <oklofok> itidus20: you want a surface like that of earth's, but infinitely deep? +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:10: <itidus20> maybe its possible to do both +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:49: <itidus20> well first I imagined a giant circle. and I thought, how big does the circle have to be so that it looks flat +2011-07-16.txt:19:40:14: <Sgeo> itidus20, it wouldn't be an absolute size, but a size relative to the observer +2011-07-16.txt:19:40:33: <Phantom_Hoover> <itidus20> (still reading the article, even while I type this) my more general theorum is that in practice the earth looks flat. It never actually looks like a sphere to anyone standing on it. So it should never have to look round in a video game. +2011-07-16.txt:19:42:05: <itidus20> oklofok, well i decided that as you reach the center you reach a black background and your sprite follows a U path and when it goes up again it is falling upwards to some other point. so i guess that is infinite depth. +2011-07-16.txt:19:42:32: <oklofok> itidus20: i think it's better to prevent reaching the middle altogether +2011-07-16.txt:19:44:00: <itidus20> I am full of crap. I am a whole magnitude below mathematically. ^_^ +2011-07-16.txt:19:44:11: <itidus20> But I think up things from left field. +2011-07-16.txt:19:45:39: <itidus20> So I was trying to squiash all this into a tile based side scroller (as an idea) which cannot rotate. +2011-07-16.txt:19:50:18: <itidus20> ok i guess theres room for compromise +2011-07-16.txt:19:51:15: <itidus20> so what do you do.. make the character change size? :D :D +2011-07-16.txt:19:51:53: <itidus20> perhaps as he falls deeper he scales up +2011-07-16.txt:19:52:31: <itidus20> like a map projection, when a man goes to iceland +2011-07-16.txt:19:52:36: <itidus20> his body probably grows larger +2011-07-16.txt:19:52:56: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus20, what +2011-07-16.txt:19:53:12: <itidus20> yeah. greenland/iceland is gigantic on most map projections +2011-07-16.txt:19:53:29: <oklofok> "<itidus20> perhaps as he falls deeper he scales up" well more like gets smaller +2011-07-16.txt:19:53:51: <itidus20> phantom, it has occured to me that the missing link could be that the character could actually change size to make it all work +2011-07-16.txt:19:54:04: <itidus20> thanks to listening to this conversation +2011-07-16.txt:19:55:00: <itidus20> ok hagb4rd: like suppose uh.. Zelda.. was played on a typical map projection. +2011-07-16.txt:19:55:19: <itidus20> now when he is standing on iceland his body will be stretched :D +2011-07-16.txt:19:56:17: <oklofok> itidus20: i was thinking maybe you could have a metric such that on every level of depth inside earth, you have a surface with the same circumference as earth, but you have infinitely many concentric balls "on top" of each other +2011-07-16.txt:19:57:08: <itidus20> oklofok, i really did actually commit some of this to paper months ago.. but i am clueless on topology +2011-07-16.txt:19:57:24: <itidus20> so now it comes to life +2011-07-16.txt:19:58:42: <itidus20> oklofok: well the deeper paradox of falling through earth is that your up vector has to change at some point +2011-07-16.txt:19:58:56: <oerjan> Phantom_Hoover: oh i see itidus20 was already bringing up similar ideas. btw this reminds me of a valerian comic... +2011-07-16.txt:19:59:04: <oklofok> itidus20: unless you just fall infinitely? +2011-07-16.txt:19:59:15: <itidus20> so I decided let him fall in U shape +2011-07-16.txt:20:00:36: <itidus20> because if i didnt say let him fall in a U shape then either the map flips upside down or the character flips upside down and it would look awkward +2011-07-16.txt:20:00:55: <itidus20> something would have to flip +2011-07-16.txt:20:01:09: <itidus20> i also realize that you couldn't actually fall through.. gravity would pin you in the center +2011-07-16.txt:20:01:57: <itidus20> the idea of falling through is really just to ensure that the planet is real +2011-07-16.txt:20:02:37: <itidus20> anyone who quotes that evil man behind general semantics who says the map is not the territory is to be slain >:) +2011-07-16.txt:20:03:08: <Phantom_Hoover> <itidus20> i also realize that you couldn't actually fall through.. gravity would pin you in the center +2011-07-16.txt:20:04:27: <itidus20> phantom, so uhh.. i don't think any player has any actual reason to dig in a planet. but i think that the idea forces the game to cope with that possibility +2011-07-16.txt:20:04:52: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus20, the gravity at a planet's core is 0. +2011-07-16.txt:20:05:06: <itidus20> ahh +2011-07-16.txt:20:05:28: <itidus20> does it decrease as you approach the center? +2011-07-16.txt:20:05:45: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus20, yes. +2011-07-16.txt:20:06:10: <oerjan> itidus20: basically for a perfectly spherical body, the gravity at a point inside is given by only the part of the body that is further inside from you +2011-07-16.txt:20:06:49: <itidus20> on a related idea. i had this idea of a game of life sort of thing which makes connected clusters of dots have a mass and hence a gravity and to affect each other +2011-07-16.txt:20:07:26: <oklofok> "<itidus20> on a related idea. i had this idea of a game of life sort of thing which makes connected clusters of dots have a mass and hence a gravity and to affect each other" <<< can i steal this idea and try to do something cool with it next week? +2011-07-16.txt:20:08:08: <itidus20> all of my ideas are free to do whatever you like with as long as i get to use them myself +2011-07-16.txt:20:08:14: <itidus20> lol +2011-07-16.txt:20:08:43: <itidus20> as in, i don't want to get cut off from my own ideas +2011-07-16.txt:20:09:25: <itidus20> so a tetris piece would have a mass of 4 +2011-07-16.txt:20:10:06: <itidus20> but if 2 tetris pieces bumped together, they would become one object with a mass of 8 +2011-07-16.txt:20:11:01: <itidus20> for me, diagonal connections in CA's (i love the acronyms you guy use so casually) is good enough to share mass +2011-07-16.txt:20:12:09: <oklofok> itidus20: as i love telling people, i get payed to play with ca all day so acronymizing it gets pretty casual +2011-07-16.txt:20:12:44: <itidus20> oklofok: ok heres another idea i had (i was on a roll that day) +2011-07-16.txt:20:13:12: <itidus20> a chess game CA where the piece type is determined by the pieces around it +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:00: <itidus20> well it would be just a CA... but the pieces would exist as uhh +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:03: <oklofok> itidus20: huh? +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:13: <itidus20> the pieces would be implied by the rules of the CA I guess.. +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:41: <itidus20> so say you had a cell on its own.. that could be a pawn +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:47: <itidus20> as an example +2011-07-16.txt:20:15:13: <oklofok> itidus20: chess pieces are not really mathematically interesting +2011-07-16.txt:20:15:19: <itidus20> i actually drew up some ideas of possible rules for which pieces are which +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:05: <itidus20> oh.. well.. ok.. so you start with a regular game of life +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:12: <itidus20> and.. in between turns +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:25: <itidus20> generations? +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:56: <itidus20> ok lets say its not quite game of life.. lets say you have 2 teams .. so trinary state +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:08: <itidus20> because its chess +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:21: <itidus20> or uhh +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:24: <itidus20> uhhhmmm +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:34: <itidus20> i never really thought about it that way +2011-07-16.txt:20:18:19: <itidus20> well.. you would have a dead cell, a black cell, and a white cell +2011-07-16.txt:20:19:20: <itidus20> so at the end of a generation the player can select 1 cell.. whose type is determined by the cells around it +2011-07-16.txt:20:19:35: <itidus20> and move it +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:01: <itidus20> and in all likelihood it is now a new kind of piece having moved +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:24: <itidus20> and lets say you can capture an enemy cell by moving onto it +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:49: <itidus20> i try +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:51: <itidus20> hehe +2011-07-16.txt:20:21:32: <itidus20> i was discussing that very question in here last night about how far can a chesspiece move +2011-07-16.txt:20:22:10: <itidus20> ok finite ca +2011-07-16.txt:20:22:46: <itidus20> so the actual pieces are represented as rules of neighborhoods +2011-07-16.txt:20:23:17: <itidus20> and the fun of the design is determining which neighborhoods map to which pieces +2011-07-16.txt:20:23:49: <itidus20> I came up with a set but I never did anything with this idea +2011-07-16.txt:20:26:28: <itidus20> The idea could also be extended into fairy chess. +2011-07-16.txt:20:28:13: <itidus20> sorry taneb +2011-07-16.txt:20:28:23: <itidus20> i will join your convo +2011-07-16.txt:20:38:10: <itidus20> working on CAs it must be tough to resist the topic i came up with. +2011-07-16.txt:20:40:18: <itidus20> so, on looking at reduceron page, I feel my ineptitude. what's the best language to learn functional programming concepts? +2011-07-16.txt:20:41:30: <itidus20> thanks +2011-07-16.txt:20:41:53: <itidus20> i have tried reading up on lambda calc once but i never quite got it +2011-07-16.txt:20:42:12: <itidus20> ^ http://byob.berkeley.edu/ +2011-07-16.txt:20:42:30: <itidus20> oh nice it's visual programming +2011-07-16.txt:20:42:59: <itidus20> I won't fuck the room again by my ideas about visual programming. +2011-07-16.txt:20:43:07: <itidus20> ill just quiet down +2011-07-16.txt:20:44:10: <itidus20> because if you think my ideas about torus worlds, gravity CAs, chess CAs make a mess. then visual programming is just as bad +2011-07-16.txt:20:44:48: <itidus20> i'll save it for another day +2011-07-16.txt:20:49:14: <itidus20> I smash them together like a particle collider +2011-07-16.txt:20:49:52: <itidus20> =)) +2011-07-16.txt:20:50:29: <itidus20> Basically I see things as existing in academic space and entertainment space. +2011-07-16.txt:20:51:14: <itidus20> I take inspiration from people like lewis carroll +2011-07-16.txt:20:51:52: <itidus20> hmm... +[too many lines; stopping]
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Just thought I'd premiere my latest piece of work here :) +2003-02-12.txt:01:39:59: <calamari> hi +2003-02-12.txt:01:40:56: <lament> hi! +2003-02-13.txt:01:17:07: <calamari> hehe hi +2003-02-13.txt:03:19:19: <calamari> hi lament +2003-02-13.txt:03:25:00: <lament> hi. +2003-02-13.txt:22:55:47: <calamari> hi +2003-02-14.txt:22:42:05: <calamari> hi +2003-02-20.txt:22:51:55: <calamari> hi +2003-02-21.txt:03:22:09: <calamari> hi +2003-02-21.txt:20:30:59: <calamari> hi +2003-02-23.txt:06:10:05: <calamari> hi +2003-02-25.txt:17:33:35: <calamari> hi +2003-03-02.txt:06:01:37: <calamari> hi +2003-03-04.txt:03:22:20: <calamari> hi +2003-03-04.txt:03:22:31: <lament> hi. +2003-03-12.txt:05:20:05: <calamari_> hi +2003-03-13.txt:02:07:44: <calamari> hi taaus +2003-03-13.txt:02:53:38: <calamari> hi lament +2003-03-13.txt:02:54:15: <lament> hi! +2003-03-14.txt:04:14:23: <calamari> hi +2003-03-14.txt:04:14:58: <calamari> hi lament +2003-03-14.txt:04:18:54: <water> hi +2003-03-14.txt:04:18:58: <calamari> hi water +2003-03-15.txt:05:30:44: <calamari> hi +2003-03-15.txt:05:46:10: <calamari> hi lament +2003-03-15.txt:05:46:47: <lament> hi. +2003-03-22.txt:01:14:39: <rwxrwxrwx> Hi +2003-03-22.txt:01:41:34: <lament> hi. It's rather quiet here, but you can always read the logs and reply to month-old conversations. +2003-03-23.txt:05:43:30: <calamari> hi +2003-03-26.txt:02:26:12: <calamari> hi +2003-03-26.txt:02:32:57: <calamari> hi lament +2003-03-26.txt:02:33:55: <lament> HI +2003-03-29.txt:06:07:28: <calamari> hi +2003-04-01.txt:03:52:46: <calamari> hi +2003-04-18.txt:05:33:16: <lament> hi clog. +2003-04-20.txt:01:27:55: <lament> hi +2003-05-26.txt:21:34:54: <fizzie> mhm, hi. +2003-06-15.txt:00:05:06: <lament> hi. +2003-07-03.txt:02:42:55: <lament> hi clog +2003-07-10.txt:06:13:54: <lament> It's a program that prints 'hi world', followed by a newline +2003-07-12.txt:03:32:05: <lament> hi clog +2003-07-18.txt:02:58:57: <lament> hi clog +2003-07-23.txt:08:02:18: <lament> hi +2003-07-29.txt:18:18:06: <lament> hi +2003-08-05.txt:20:54:36: <lament> hi +2003-08-17.txt:00:40:40: <lament> Hi, Verbed. +2003-09-04.txt:01:35:25: <lament> hi +2003-09-26.txt:00:54:18: <lament> hi! +2003-09-28.txt:21:22:52: <lament> hi, many people +2003-10-12.txt:20:38:39: <lament> hi! +2003-10-15.txt:00:09:57: <lament> hi +2003-10-20.txt:22:34:31: <calamari_> hi +2003-10-21.txt:00:38:37: <calamari_> hi andreou +2003-10-21.txt:00:51:17: <calamari_> hi neophyte stevaras +2003-10-21.txt:00:51:27: <lament> hi steve, we'll cure you!@ +2003-10-26.txt:04:22:11: <fizzie> the corpse says: hi. +2003-10-28.txt:02:18:41: <lament> hi +2003-10-30.txt:06:26:42: <lament> hi +2003-10-30.txt:09:25:42: <calamari_> hi +2003-10-30.txt:22:03:23: <calamari_> hi BFBot +2003-10-31.txt:06:19:13: <calamari_> hi +2003-10-31.txt:06:21:42: <lament> hi +2003-11-02.txt:01:57:53: <calamari_> hi +2003-11-03.txt:20:10:40: <calamari_> hi +2003-11-04.txt:20:01:06: <calamari_> hi cognition +2003-11-05.txt:01:21:48: <calamari_> hi lament +2003-11-05.txt:01:22:38: <lament> hi +2003-11-10.txt:02:01:25: <calamari_> hi +2003-11-10.txt:02:02:38: <lament> hi +2003-11-10.txt:02:03:21: <lament> hi +2003-11-13.txt:01:52:09: <calamari_> hi lame98 +2003-11-18.txt:06:39:54: <calamari_> hi +2003-11-18.txt:06:42:07: <lament> hi +2003-11-20.txt:23:19:36: <calamari_> hi +2003-11-26.txt:04:23:01: <calamari_> hi +2003-11-26.txt:04:29:20: <lament> hi +2003-11-30.txt:06:57:46: <calamari_> hi +2003-12-02.txt:06:51:05: <lament> hi! +2003-12-03.txt:22:37:54: <calamari_> hi +2003-12-03.txt:22:40:01: <lament> hi +2003-12-04.txt:19:57:19: <calamari_> hi +2003-12-12.txt:01:03:48: <calamari_> hi +2003-12-15.txt:03:01:45: <Optim> hi +2003-12-24.txt:09:09:58: <calamari_> hi +2003-12-29.txt:07:10:15: <calamari_> hi +2004-01-26.txt:23:47:31: <lament> hi. +2004-01-31.txt:01:15:29: <lament> hi +2004-02-08.txt:21:18:29: <lament> hi hcf! +2004-02-08.txt:21:18:33: <hcf> hi lament +2004-02-11.txt:21:13:17: <calamari_> hi +2004-02-13.txt:00:33:28: <calamari_> hi +2004-04-21.txt:15:21:24: <movcs42> hi +2004-04-30.txt:21:26:01: <toreun> hi there +2004-05-03.txt:21:12:24: <Toreun> hi everyone +2004-05-06.txt:01:10:54: <Toreun> hi heatsink +2004-05-06.txt:01:13:15: <heatsink> Hi Toreun +2004-05-06.txt:02:26:47: <Toreun> hi +2004-05-18.txt:21:03:31: <calamari_> hi +2004-05-18.txt:22:10:44: <Toreun> hi there +2004-05-18.txt:22:13:50: <calamari-> hi andreou.. if I typed your email address correctly you should have some esoteric page feedback +2004-05-19.txt:01:04:07: <Toreun> oh, hi +2004-05-19.txt:06:40:35: <calamari_> hi +2004-05-19.txt:06:42:29: <lament> hi +2004-05-19.txt:18:00:01: <lament> Hi. +2004-05-19.txt:19:09:57: <calamari_> hi +2004-05-21.txt:18:31:26: <calamari_> hi +2004-05-21.txt:20:24:51: <Toreun> hi +2004-05-24.txt:00:28:22: <Toreun> hi +2004-05-25.txt:04:34:58: <freakabcd> hi all.. +2004-05-25.txt:04:35:06: <Toreun> hi freakabcd +2004-05-25.txt:16:23:41: <calamari_> hi +2004-05-25.txt:17:33:22: <lament> hi +2004-05-25.txt:17:34:01: <calamari_> hi lament, having fun? +2004-05-26.txt:16:42:10: <calamari_> hi +2004-05-26.txt:23:49:30: <calamari_> hi +2004-05-28.txt:20:09:40: <calamari_> hi keymaker +2004-05-28.txt:20:09:44: <Keymaker> hi +2004-05-29.txt:07:17:19: <Toreun> hi +2004-05-29.txt:07:20:19: <Keymaker> hi +2004-05-31.txt:20:34:43: <Keymaker> hi-ya +2004-05-31.txt:20:35:10: <Keymaker> hi +2004-05-31.txt:22:37:31: <calamari_> hi +2004-05-31.txt:22:38:00: <Toreun> hi +2004-06-01.txt:17:04:09: <calamari_> hi +2004-06-01.txt:17:51:33: <lament> hi +2004-06-01.txt:17:51:37: <Keymaker> hi lament +2004-06-02.txt:15:55:30: <Keymaker> hi +2004-06-02.txt:16:22:39: <calamari_> hi Keymaker +2004-06-03.txt:17:35:57: <Keymaker> hi +2004-06-04.txt:16:13:23: <Keymaker> hi +2004-06-04.txt:16:13:29: <fizzie> hi. +2004-06-05.txt:05:46:07: <Dabomber> Hi all +2004-06-05.txt:16:47:26: <fizzie> m'hi. +2004-06-05.txt:16:50:24: <Keymaker> hi +2004-06-07.txt:18:12:16: <Keymaker> hi +2004-06-08.txt:18:10:09: <calamari_> hi +2004-06-08.txt:19:17:28: <fizzie> hi. +2004-06-10.txt:17:37:47: <calamari_> hi +2004-06-10.txt:17:38:00: <lament> hi +2004-06-11.txt:03:54:56: <calamari_> hi +2004-06-11.txt:04:16:54: <lament> hi +2004-06-11.txt:16:50:17: <calamari_> hi +2004-06-11.txt:17:48:05: <lament> hi +2004-06-12.txt:09:14:40: <Keymaker> hi +2004-06-12.txt:19:41:21: <lament> hi +2004-06-12.txt:19:42:11: <fizzie> hi. optimized any brainf*ck lately? +2004-06-15.txt:10:01:15: <calamari_> hi +2004-06-15.txt:15:58:56: <Keymaker> hi.. +2004-06-15.txt:21:17:22: <calamari_> hi +2004-06-19.txt:02:40:22: <calamari_> hi +2004-06-20.txt:17:32:02: <calamari_> hi +2004-06-21.txt:01:09:53: <calamari_> hi +2004-06-21.txt:17:37:34: <calamari_> hi +2004-06-22.txt:18:07:44: <Keymaker> hi +2004-06-22.txt:18:07:58: <fizzie> n'hi. +2004-06-23.txt:20:11:28: <calamari_> hi +2004-06-24.txt:05:19:33: <calamari_> hi +2004-06-24.txt:14:19:44: <Keymaker> hi +2004-06-24.txt:14:57:17: <fizzie> hi. +2004-06-24.txt:15:05:57: <Keymaker> hi +2004-06-24.txt:17:37:20: <lament_> hi +2004-06-24.txt:17:37:41: <calamari_> hi lament.. thanks for the optimizing compiler idea +2004-06-25.txt:01:13:44: <calamari_> hi +2004-06-25.txt:01:16:09: <iamcal> hi +2004-06-25.txt:01:28:27: <calamari_> hi lament +2004-06-25.txt:16:56:09: <calamari_> hi +2004-06-26.txt:19:03:44: <Toreun> hi +2004-06-26.txt:19:03:56: <bbls> hi Toreun +2004-06-26.txt:19:31:57: <Toreun> hi there tons +2004-06-26.txt:21:47:41: <tonsbot> hi +2004-06-26.txt:22:27:59: <bbls> hi tonsofpcs +2004-06-27.txt:00:42:38: <tonsofpcs> hi +2004-06-27.txt:02:56:47: <calamari_> hi +2004-06-28.txt:16:46:20: <calamari_> hi +2004-06-28.txt:16:46:46: <Toreun> hi +2004-06-29.txt:05:57:53: <Toreun> Hi WildHalcyon_ +2004-06-29.txt:06:07:35: <calamari_> hi +2004-06-29.txt:06:07:52: <Toreun> hi calamari_ +2004-06-29.txt:17:44:10: <calamari_> hi +2004-06-29.txt:17:48:59: <Toreun> hi +2004-07-02.txt:05:06:53: <Toreun> hi tonsofpcs +2004-07-02.txt:05:07:14: <tonsofpcs> hi little french-israeli girl +2004-07-02.txt:05:09:52: <Toreun> hi WildHalcyon +2004-07-04.txt:05:10:06: <tonsofpcs> hi +2004-07-04.txt:05:10:09: <Toreun> hi +2004-07-04.txt:06:33:56: <calamari_> hi +2004-07-04.txt:07:09:39: <tonsofpcs> hi +2004-07-04.txt:08:49:52: <lament> hi +2004-07-05.txt:00:57:10: <calamari_> hi +2004-07-05.txt:02:40:35: <lament> hi +2004-07-05.txt:20:22:43: <calamari> hi +2004-07-05.txt:20:23:57: <fizzie> hi. how goes bfasm or the c compiler? +2004-07-06.txt:02:18:53: <calamari> hi +2004-07-06.txt:19:57:55: <calamari_> hi +2004-07-07.txt:06:07:53: <calamari_> hi +2004-07-08.txt:15:04:55: <Keymaker> hi +2004-07-08.txt:16:58:07: <calamari_> hi +2004-07-08.txt:17:30:39: <lament> hi +2004-07-08.txt:17:30:44: <calamari_> hi lament +2004-07-09.txt:18:06:22: <tah> hi +2004-07-09.txt:18:12:05: <lament> hi. +2004-07-09.txt:18:56:31: <calamari_> hi +2004-07-09.txt:18:57:09: <tah> Hi calamari +2004-07-09.txt:23:18:45: <calamari_> hi +2004-07-10.txt:04:50:59: <calamari_> hi +2004-07-10.txt:04:51:08: <heatsink> hi squid +2004-07-10.txt:05:29:13: <calamari_> hi dbc +2004-07-11.txt:13:58:47: <Keymaker> hi +2004-07-12.txt:20:58:42: <calamari_> hi +2004-07-16.txt:00:45:34: <calamari_> hi Toreun +2004-07-16.txt:00:45:41: <Toreun> hi calamari_ +2004-07-18.txt:03:38:46: <calamari_> hi +2004-07-18.txt:03:39:20: <tonsofpcs> hi calamari +2004-07-18.txt:03:42:35: <calamari_> hi tonsofpcs +2004-07-19.txt:04:55:31: <calamari_> hi +2004-07-19.txt:04:55:54: <freakabcd> hi calamari_ +2004-07-19.txt:18:09:31: <calamari_> hi +2004-07-19.txt:18:17:50: <lament> hi +2004-07-19.txt:18:21:20: <calamari_> hi lament, how's t going? +2004-07-21.txt:20:26:22: <calamari_> HI +2004-07-22.txt:22:58:23: <lament> the conversation, thinly spread over days and weeks, consists mostly of calamari_ saying "hi" +2004-07-22.txt:22:59:18: <calamari_> hi +2004-07-25.txt:14:33:29: <Keymaker> hi +2004-07-26.txt:00:10:49: <calamari_> hi +2004-07-27.txt:22:46:13: <calamari_> hi Toreun +2004-07-27.txt:22:46:19: <Toreun> hi calamari_ +2004-08-02.txt:19:21:29: <calamari_> hi +2004-08-04.txt:05:46:45: <calamari_> hi +2004-08-04.txt:21:34:23: <calamari_> hi +2004-08-05.txt:17:59:24: <calamari_> hi +2004-08-05.txt:17:59:55: <lament> hi +2004-08-09.txt:19:03:05: <calamari_> hi +2004-08-09.txt:19:05:06: <JoeyP> hi +2004-08-09.txt:19:16:04: <lament> hi +2004-08-11.txt:23:26:48: <calamari_> hi +2004-08-11.txt:23:27:08: <lament> hi +2004-08-12.txt:04:04:43: <Toreun> hi everyone +2004-08-12.txt:04:25:47: <lament> yes. hi +2004-08-12.txt:23:01:24: <Toreun> Hi there +2004-08-18.txt:22:35:46: <calamari_> hi +2004-08-18.txt:22:35:51: <lament> HI +2004-08-20.txt:22:35:58: <lament> hi Keymaker +2004-08-24.txt:00:36:15: <Toreun> hi everyone +2004-08-24.txt:00:39:03: <lament> hi +2004-08-26.txt:17:44:40: <lament> hi +2004-08-31.txt:04:50:18: <calamari_> hi +2004-09-07.txt:21:28:25: <toreun> hi all +2004-09-07.txt:21:31:29: <fizzie> hi. +2004-09-15.txt:03:37:29: <calamari_> hi +2004-09-15.txt:04:15:52: <lament> hi +2004-09-15.txt:15:04:30: <ZeroOne> hi +2004-09-16.txt:01:53:19: <lament> hi +2004-10-05.txt:22:18:39: <Hipo> Hi. +2004-10-19.txt:19:22:59: <calamari_> hi +2004-10-20.txt:01:03:06: <Andy345> hi +2004-11-11.txt:05:04:57: <calamari_> hi +2004-11-11.txt:05:30:39: <heatsink> hi +2004-11-15.txt:15:27:50: <jcam100> hi guys! +2004-11-16.txt:01:16:57: <lament> hi +2004-11-16.txt:01:32:31: <calamari_> hi lament +2004-11-21.txt:04:34:07: <Nioate> hi +2004-11-21.txt:04:34:39: <lament> hi! +2004-12-09.txt:02:18:18: <beesod> hi +2004-12-11.txt:23:12:49: <calamari> hi Keymaker +2004-12-11.txt:23:17:59: <Keymaker> hi +2004-12-15.txt:18:01:35: <Selena> hi +2004-12-15.txt:23:23:47: <lament> hi +2004-12-15.txt:23:37:51: <puzzlet> hi +2004-12-17.txt:19:01:00: <Keymaker> hi all! i'm first time here with linux +2004-12-23.txt:08:07:04: <calamari_> hi +2004-12-23.txt:12:40:17: <Keymaker> hi; i suck at C, could someone make me small code that would only read something file byte per byte, end when the file is read or stop in case of error.. i can't find good example anywhere :( +2004-12-23.txt:14:50:46: <nooga> hi ;] +2004-12-25.txt:21:11:31: <nooga> hi again +2004-12-26.txt:12:32:51: <Keymaker> hi +2004-12-26.txt:12:40:43: <nooga_> hi +2004-12-26.txt:12:40:47: <Keymaker> a hi +2004-12-26.txt:14:11:47: <nooga_> hi lindi- +2004-12-26.txt:14:12:11: <lindi-> hi +2004-12-26.txt:16:11:16: <Keymaker> hi +2004-12-26.txt:18:22:42: <nooga> hi once again +2004-12-26.txt:23:01:24: <nooga> hi Keymaker +2004-12-27.txt:06:14:59: <calamari_> hi +2004-12-27.txt:18:40:54: <Keymaker> hi +2004-12-28.txt:16:58:46: <calamari_> hi +2004-12-28.txt:16:59:07: <calamari_> hi nooga, how are you? +2004-12-28.txt:17:24:37: <calamari_> hi puzzlet +2004-12-28.txt:17:25:04: <It`s_Puzzlet> hi calamari_ +2004-12-29.txt:18:49:33: <calamari_> hi +2004-12-29.txt:19:24:49: <cpressey> calamari_: hi +2004-12-29.txt:19:25:02: <calamari_> hi Chris.. been a long time :) +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.29212 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,809 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +19) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +30) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +31) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +32) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +33) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +34) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +35) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +36) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +37) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +38) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +39) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +40) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +41) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +42) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +43) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +44) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +45) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +46) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +47) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +48) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +49) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +50) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +51) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +52) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +53) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +54) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +55) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +56) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +57) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +58) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +59) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +60) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +61) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +62) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +63) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +64) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +65) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +66) <fax> im the worst person in the world +67) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +68) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +69) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +70) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +71) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +72) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +73) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +74) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +75) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! +76) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +77) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +78) <Eeyore> I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +79) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +80) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +81) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +82) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +83) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +84) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +85) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +86) <virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +87) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +88) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +89) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +90) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +91) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +92) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +93) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +94) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +95) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +96) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +97) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +98) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +99) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +100) <Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +101) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +102) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> +103) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +104) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +105) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +106) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +107) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +108) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +109) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +110) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +111) <alise> use "grep --crazy" +112) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| +113) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +114) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +115) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +116) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +117) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +118) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +119) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +120) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +121) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +122) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +123) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +124) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +125) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +126) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +127) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +128) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +129) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +130) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +131) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +132) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +133) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +134) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +135) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +136) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +137) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +138) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +139) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +140) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +141) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +142) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +143) <Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related. +144) <cheater99> incest is best +145) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +146) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +147) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +148) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +149) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +150) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +151) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +152) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +153) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +154) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +155) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +156) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +157) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +158) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +159) <ais523> it was too difficult +160) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +161) <ais523> you should be eating corpses more +162) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +163) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +164) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +165) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +166) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right +167) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +168) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +169) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +170) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +171) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +172) <pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +173) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +174) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +175) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) +176) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +177) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +178) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +179) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +180) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +181) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +182) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +183) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +184) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +185) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +186) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +187) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +188) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +189) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +190) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +191) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +192) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +193) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +194) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +195) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +196) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +197) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +198) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +199) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +200) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +201) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +202) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +203) <Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead +204) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +205) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +206) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +207) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +208) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +209) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +210) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +211) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +212) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +213) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +214) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +215) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +216) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +217) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +218) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +219) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +220) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +221) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +222) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +223) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +224) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +225) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +226) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +227) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +228) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +229) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +230) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +231) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +232) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +233) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +234) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +235) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +236) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +237) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +238) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +239) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +240) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +241) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +242) <ais523> yay CDE +243) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +244) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +245) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +246) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +247) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +248) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +249) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +250) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +251) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +252) * quintopia sits on gregor +253) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +254) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +255) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +256) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +257) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +258) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +259) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +260) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +261) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +262) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +263) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +264) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now! +265) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +266) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +267) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +268) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +269) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +270) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +271) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +272) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +273) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +274) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +275) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +276) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +277) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +278) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +279) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +280) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +281) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +282) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +283) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +284) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +285) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +286) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +287) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +288) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +289) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +290) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +291) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +292) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +293) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +294) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +295) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +296) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +297) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +298) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +299) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +300) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +301) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +302) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +303) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +304) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +305) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +306) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +307) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +308) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +309) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +310) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +311) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +312) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +313) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +314) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +315) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +316) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +317) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +318) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +319) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +320) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +321) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +322) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +323) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +324) <oklopol> i'm really sleep +325) <Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +326) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +327) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +328) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +329) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +330) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +331) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +332) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +333) <zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +334) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +335) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +336) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +337) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +338) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +339) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +340) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +341) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +342) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +343) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +344) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +345) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +346) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +347) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +348) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +349) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +350) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME +351) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +352) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +353) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +354) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +355) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +356) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +357) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +358) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +359) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +360) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +361) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +362) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +363) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +364) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +365) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +366) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +367) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +368) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +369) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +370) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +371) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +372) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +373) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +374) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +375) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +376) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +377) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +378) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +379) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +380) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +381) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +382) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +383) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +384) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +385) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +386) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +387) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +388) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +389) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +390) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +391) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +392) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +393) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +394) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +395) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +396) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +397) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +398) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +399) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +400) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +401) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +402) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +403) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +404) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +405) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +406) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +407) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +408) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +409) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +410) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +411) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +412) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +413) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +414) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +415) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +416) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +417) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +418) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +419) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +420) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +421) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +422) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +423) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +424) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +425) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +426) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +427) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +428) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +429) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +430) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +431) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +432) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +433) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right! +434) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +435) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +436) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +437) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +438) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +439) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +440) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +441) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +442) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +443) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +444) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +445) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +446) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +447) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +448) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +449) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +450) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +451) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +452) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +453) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +454) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +455) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +456) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +457) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +458) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +459) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +460) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +461) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +462) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +463) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +464) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +465) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +466) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +467) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +468) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +469) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +470) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +471) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +472) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +473) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +474) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +475) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +476) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +477) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +478) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +479) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +480) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +481) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +482) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +483) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +484) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +485) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +486) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +487) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +488) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +489) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +490) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +491) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +492) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +493) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +494) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +495) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +496) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +497) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +498) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +499) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +500) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +501) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +502) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +503) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +504) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +505) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +506) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +507) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +508) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +509) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +510) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +511) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +512) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +513) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +514) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +515) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +516) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +517) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +518) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +519) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +520) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +521) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +522) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +523) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +524) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +525) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +526) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +527) <itidus20> what i mean by afk is <itidus20> i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +528) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +529) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +530) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +531) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +532) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +533) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +534) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +535) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +536) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +537) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +538) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +539) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +540) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +541) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +542) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +543) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +544) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +545) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +546) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +547) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +548) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +549) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +550) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +551) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +552) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +553) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +554) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +555) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +556) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +557) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +558) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +559) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +560) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +561) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +562) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +563) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +564) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +565) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +566) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +567) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +568) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +569) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +570) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +571) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +572) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +573) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +574) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +575) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +576) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +577) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +578) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +579) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +580) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +581) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +582) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +583) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +584) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +585) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +586) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +587) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +588) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +589) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +590) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +591) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +592) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +593) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +594) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +595) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +596) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +597) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +598) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +599) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +600) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +601) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +602) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +603) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +604) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +605) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +606) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +607) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +608) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +609) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +610) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +611) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +612) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +613) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +614) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +615) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +616) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +617) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +618) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +619) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +620) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +621) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +622) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +623) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +624) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +625) <myndzi> lol :( +626) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +627) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +628) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +629) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr +630) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +631) <ais523> it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +632) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +633) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +634) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +635) <monqy> i agree with elliott +636) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +637) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +638) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +639) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +640) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +641) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +642) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +643) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +644) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +645) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +646) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +647) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +648) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +649) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +650) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +651) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +652) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +653) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +654) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +655) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +656) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +657) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +658) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +659) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +660) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +661) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +662) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +663) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +664) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +665) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +666) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +667) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +668) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +669) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +670) <fizzie> It's missing the "bear scat showing a diet of prime numbers" picture. +671) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +672) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +673) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +674) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +675) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +676) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +677) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +678) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +679) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +680) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +681) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +682) <elliott> Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. +683) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +684) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +685) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +686) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +687) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +688) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +689) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +690) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +691) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +692) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +693) <Sgeo|web> ...Overlapping? +694) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +695) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +696) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +697) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +698) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +699) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +700) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +701) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +702) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +703) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +704) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +705) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +706) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +707) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +708) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +709) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +710) <QuickDirtyOS> Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS +711) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +712) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +713) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +714) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +715) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +716) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +717) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +718) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +719) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +720) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +721) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +722) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +723) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +724) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +725) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +726) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +727) <CakeProphet> I like category theory because when you get over how damn weird it is it's still weird. +728) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +729) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +730) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +731) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +732) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +733) <elliott>.Ah. +734) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +735) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +736) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +737) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +738) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky +739) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +740) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +741) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +742) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +743) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +744) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +745) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +746) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +747) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +748) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +749) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +750) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +751) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +752) <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. <Phantom_Hoover> Oops. +753) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +754) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +755) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. +756) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +757) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +758) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +759) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +760) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +761) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +762) <elliott> I hate you. +763) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... +764) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +765) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +766) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +767) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +768) <oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +769) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +770) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +771) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) +772) <fungot> [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] +773) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord +774) <fizzie> [...] "paikankin päällä" sounds just fine +775) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. +776) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. +777) <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise +778) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +779) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +780) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +781) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +782) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +783) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +784) <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky +785) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +786) <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before +787) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? +788) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. +789) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +790) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... +791) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +792) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. +793) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. +794) <fizzie> Two gigabytes is not really much to download. <Gregor> THAT'S LIKE THREE EPISODES OF MY LITTLE PONY +795) <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. +796) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +797) <roper> ioihgfdddf +798) <roper> rephtrase +799) <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) +800) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( +801) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people +802) <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) +803) <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. +804) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples +805) <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used +806) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. +807) <olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading +808) <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back +809) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.2923 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +2008-08-13.txt:15:35:30: <asiekierka> except an xkc--- wait, i mean an xkcd--- i mean x..D :P +2008-08-13.txt:15:36:17: <asie[draw]> wait, i'm beating xkcd +2008-08-13.txt:15:46:22: <asie[draw]> I wonder if doing something original, like "my nightjob" is better than copycating xkcd with my hobby +2008-08-13.txt:16:50:53: <asie[draw]> The latter is what xkcd and others do +2008-10-11.txt:07:01:42: <asiekierka> what xkcd style? +2008-10-11.txt:07:02:22: <asiekierka> What xkcd style comic? +2008-10-11.txt:07:31:05: <asiekierka> that were xkcd influenced, but slowly branched +2008-10-11.txt:07:33:06: <asiekierka> It was first XKCD inspired +2012-05-27.txt:22:05:46: <oerjan> `log <asie.*xkcd +2012-05-27.txt:22:05:53: <HackEgo> 2008-10-11.txt:07:02:22: <asiekierka> What xkcd style comic? +2012-05-27.txt:22:06:02: <oerjan> `pastelogs <asie.*xkcd
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.29440 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,806 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +19) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +30) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +31) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +32) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +33) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +34) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +35) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +36) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +37) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +38) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +39) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +40) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +41) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +42) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +43) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +44) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +45) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +46) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +47) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +48) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +49) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +50) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +51) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +52) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +53) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +54) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +55) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +56) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +57) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +58) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +59) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +60) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +61) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +62) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +63) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +64) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +65) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +66) <fax> im the worst person in the world +67) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +68) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +69) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +70) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +71) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +72) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +73) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +74) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +75) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! +76) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +77) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +78) <Eeyore> I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +79) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +80) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +81) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +82) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +83) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +84) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +85) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +86) <virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +87) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +88) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +89) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +90) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +91) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +92) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +93) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +94) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +95) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +96) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +97) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +98) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +99) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +100) <Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +101) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +102) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> +103) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +104) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +105) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +106) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +107) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +108) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +109) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +110) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +111) <alise> use "grep --crazy" +112) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| +113) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +114) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +115) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +116) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +117) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +118) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +119) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +120) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +121) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +122) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +123) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +124) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +125) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +126) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +127) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +128) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +129) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +130) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +131) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +132) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +133) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +134) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +135) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +136) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +137) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +138) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +139) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +140) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +141) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +142) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +143) <Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related. +144) <cheater99> incest is best +145) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +146) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +147) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +148) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +149) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +150) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +151) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +152) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +153) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +154) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +155) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +156) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +157) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +158) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +159) <ais523> it was too difficult +160) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +161) <ais523> you should be eating corpses more +162) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +163) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +164) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +165) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +166) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right +167) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +168) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +169) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +170) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +171) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +172) <pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +173) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +174) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +175) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) +176) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +177) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +178) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +179) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +180) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +181) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +182) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +183) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +184) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +185) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +186) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +187) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +188) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +189) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +190) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +191) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +192) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +193) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +194) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +195) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +196) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +197) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +198) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +199) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +200) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +201) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +202) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +203) <Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead +204) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +205) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +206) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +207) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +208) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +209) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +210) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +211) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +212) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +213) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +214) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +215) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +216) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +217) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +218) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +219) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +220) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +221) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +222) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +223) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +224) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +225) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +226) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +227) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +228) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +229) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +230) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +231) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +232) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +233) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +234) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +235) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +236) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +237) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +238) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +239) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +240) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +241) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +242) <ais523> yay CDE +243) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +244) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +245) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +246) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +247) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +248) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +249) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +250) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +251) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +252) * quintopia sits on gregor +253) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +254) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +255) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +256) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +257) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +258) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +259) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +260) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +261) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +262) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +263) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +264) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now! +265) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +266) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +267) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +268) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +269) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +270) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +271) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +272) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +273) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +274) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +275) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +276) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +277) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +278) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +279) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +280) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +281) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +282) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +283) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +284) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +285) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +286) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +287) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +288) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +289) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +290) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +291) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +292) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +293) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +294) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +295) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +296) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +297) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +298) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +299) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +300) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +301) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +302) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +303) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +304) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +305) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +306) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +307) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +308) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +309) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +310) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +311) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +312) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +313) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +314) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +315) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +316) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +317) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +318) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +319) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +320) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +321) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +322) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +323) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +324) <oklopol> i'm really sleep +325) <Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +326) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +327) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +328) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +329) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +330) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +331) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +332) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +333) <zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +334) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +335) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +336) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +337) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +338) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +339) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +340) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +341) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +342) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +343) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +344) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +345) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +346) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +347) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +348) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +349) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +350) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME +351) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +352) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +353) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +354) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +355) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +356) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +357) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +358) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +359) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +360) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +361) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +362) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +363) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +364) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +365) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +366) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +367) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +368) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +369) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +370) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +371) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +372) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +373) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +374) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +375) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +376) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +377) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +378) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +379) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +380) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +381) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +382) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +383) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +384) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +385) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +386) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +387) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +388) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +389) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +390) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +391) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +392) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +393) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +394) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +395) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +396) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +397) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +398) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +399) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +400) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +401) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +402) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +403) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +404) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +405) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +406) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +407) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +408) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +409) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +410) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +411) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +412) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +413) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +414) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +415) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +416) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +417) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +418) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +419) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +420) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +421) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +422) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +423) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +424) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +425) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +426) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +427) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +428) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +429) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +430) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +431) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +432) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +433) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right! +434) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +435) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +436) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +437) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +438) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +439) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +440) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +441) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +442) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +443) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +444) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +445) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +446) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +447) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +448) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +449) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +450) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +451) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +452) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +453) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +454) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +455) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +456) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +457) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +458) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +459) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +460) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +461) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +462) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +463) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +464) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +465) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +466) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +467) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +468) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +469) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +470) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +471) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +472) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +473) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +474) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +475) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +476) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +477) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +478) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +479) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +480) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +481) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +482) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +483) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +484) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +485) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +486) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +487) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +488) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +489) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +490) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +491) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +492) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +493) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +494) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +495) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +496) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +497) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +498) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +499) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +500) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +501) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +502) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +503) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +504) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +505) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +506) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +507) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +508) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +509) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +510) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +511) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +512) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +513) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +514) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +515) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +516) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +517) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +518) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +519) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +520) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +521) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +522) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +523) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +524) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +525) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +526) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +527) <itidus20> what i mean by afk is <itidus20> i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +528) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +529) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +530) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +531) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +532) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +533) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +534) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +535) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +536) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +537) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +538) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +539) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +540) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +541) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +542) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +543) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +544) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +545) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +546) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +547) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +548) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +549) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +550) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +551) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +552) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +553) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +554) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +555) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +556) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +557) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +558) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +559) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +560) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +561) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +562) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +563) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +564) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +565) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +566) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +567) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +568) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +569) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +570) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +571) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +572) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +573) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +574) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +575) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +576) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +577) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +578) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +579) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +580) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +581) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +582) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +583) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +584) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +585) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +586) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +587) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +588) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +589) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +590) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +591) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +592) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +593) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +594) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +595) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +596) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +597) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +598) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +599) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +600) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +601) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +602) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +603) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +604) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +605) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +606) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +607) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +608) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +609) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +610) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +611) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +612) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +613) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +614) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +615) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +616) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +617) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +618) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +619) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +620) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +621) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +622) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +623) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +624) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +625) <myndzi> lol :( +626) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +627) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +628) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +629) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr +630) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +631) <ais523> it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +632) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +633) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +634) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +635) <monqy> i agree with elliott +636) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +637) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +638) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +639) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +640) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +641) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +642) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +643) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +644) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +645) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +646) <olsner> I think stealing is more appropriate +647) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +648) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +649) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +650) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +651) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +652) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +653) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +654) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +655) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +656) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +657) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +658) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +659) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +660) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +661) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +662) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +663) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +664) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +665) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +666) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +667) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +668) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +669) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +670) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +671) <fizzie> It's missing the "bear scat showing a diet of prime numbers" picture. +672) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +673) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +674) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +675) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +676) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +677) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +678) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +679) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +680) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +681) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +682) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +683) <elliott> Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. +684) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +685) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +686) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +687) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +688) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +689) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +690) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +691) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +692) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +693) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +694) <Sgeo|web> ...Overlapping? +695) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +696) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +697) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +698) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +699) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +700) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +701) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +702) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +703) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +704) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +705) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +706) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +707) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +708) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +709) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +710) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +711) <QuickDirtyOS> Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS +712) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +713) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +714) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +715) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +716) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +717) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +718) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +719) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +720) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +721) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +722) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +723) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +724) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +725) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +726) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +727) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +728) <CakeProphet> I like category theory because when you get over how damn weird it is it's still weird. +729) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +730) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +731) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +732) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +733) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +734) <elliott>.Ah. +735) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +736) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +737) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +738) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +739) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky +740) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +741) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +742) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +743) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +744) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +745) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +746) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +747) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +748) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +749) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +750) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +751) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +752) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +753) <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. <Phantom_Hoover> Oops. +754) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +755) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +756) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. +757) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +758) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +759) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +760) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +761) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +762) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +763) <elliott> I hate you. +764) <fizzie> The mutable-integer Linux. +765) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... +766) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +767) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +768) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +769) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +770) <oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +771) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +772) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +773) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) +774) <fungot> [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] +775) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord +776) <fizzie> [...] "paikankin päällä" sounds just fine +777) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. +778) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. +779) <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise +780) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +781) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +782) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +783) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +784) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +785) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +786) <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky +787) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +788) <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before +789) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? +790) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. +791) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +792) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... +793) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +794) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. +795) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. +796) <fizzie> Two gigabytes is not really much to download. <Gregor> THAT'S LIKE THREE EPISODES OF MY LITTLE PONY +797) <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. +798) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +799) <roper> ioihgfdddf +800) <roper> rephtrase +801) <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) +802) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( +803) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people +804) <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) +805) <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. +806) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.29444 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,93 @@ +2008-12-24.txt:10:27:07: <oerjan> I Dovregubbens hall +2010-03-05.txt:20:53:02: <AnMaster> hiato yet I like Grieg very much. But a lot of his isn't pompous even though it uses a full orchestra. (Of course some exceptions, like "I dovregubbens sal" (iirc, and "In the hall of the mountain king" in English)) +2012-07-04.txt:05:35:59: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-07-04.txt:05:37:47: <Dovregubben> Hi +2012-07-04.txt:05:39:48: <elliott> `welcome Dovregubben +2012-07-04.txt:05:39:59: <HackEgo> Dovregubben: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) +2012-07-04.txt:05:42:31: <Dovregubben> oh, I don't know any esoteric programming languages +2012-07-04.txt:05:42:45: <Dovregubben> I found this channel on a site about Conway's Game of Life +2012-07-04.txt:05:43:04: <Dovregubben> apparently there's used to be a #gameoflife channel, but there isn't one now +2012-07-04.txt:05:43:54: * Dovregubben is afraid the most esoteric programming language he knows is TI-99/4A BASIC +2012-07-04.txt:05:44:49: <Dovregubben> wait.... logo would be considered a language, right? +2012-07-04.txt:05:44:59: <Dovregubben> haven't seen that in years.... +2012-07-04.txt:05:46:50: <Dovregubben> anyone here know anything about Life? +2012-07-04.txt:05:47:34: <itidus21> Dovregubben: make yourself comfortable.. i think you're in the right place +2012-07-04.txt:06:07:34: <Dovregubben> hi +2012-07-04.txt:06:09:38: <Dovregubben> what qualifies something as a "methuselah?" +2012-07-04.txt:06:10:44: <Dovregubben> beyond the obvious, I mean +2012-07-04.txt:06:10:57: <Dovregubben> like... does it have to be assymetrical? +2012-07-04.txt:06:12:09: <Dovregubben> does it have to be composed only of one instance of a pattern? +2012-07-04.txt:06:13:37: <Dovregubben> yeah.... +2012-07-04.txt:06:13:50: <Dovregubben> hmm... +2012-07-04.txt:06:14:08: <Dovregubben> I've been goofing around with a pattern of 12 cells that takes 1145 generations to stabilize +2012-07-04.txt:06:14:25: <Dovregubben> I can't be the first person to discover it +2012-07-04.txt:06:14:29: <Dovregubben> but I can't find it anywhere +2012-07-04.txt:06:14:54: <elliott> Dovregubben: take a look at http://www.conwaylife.com/wiki/List_of_long-lived_methuselahs or such, perhaps? +2012-07-04.txt:06:15:03: <Dovregubben> looked there +2012-07-04.txt:06:15:06: <Dovregubben> not there +2012-07-04.txt:06:15:18: <Dovregubben> I'm thinking maybe because it's symmetrical it's not considered a methuselah? +2012-07-04.txt:07:01:34: <Dovregubben> Happy Birthday America! +2012-07-04.txt:07:02:32: <Dovregubben> It's funny we call this independence day +2012-07-04.txt:07:03:37: <Dovregubben> we may have declared independence on July 4, 1776, but the rest of the world didn't recognize us as independent until years later (if at all) +2012-07-04.txt:12:28:02: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). +2012-07-04.txt:12:28:11: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-07-04.txt:13:57:10: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). +2012-07-04.txt:13:58:51: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-07-06.txt:06:56:19: <Dovregubben> anyone here use Linux? +2012-07-06.txt:07:12:54: <Dovregubben> I hate windows... +2012-07-06.txt:07:13:48: <Dovregubben> I had to install SolidWorks for school.... so I installed windows (xp) on my own hardware for the first time in a decade +2012-07-06.txt:07:14:03: <Dovregubben> now it's clobbering grub every time I boot to Windows +2012-07-06.txt:07:14:15: <Dovregubben> and not like overwriting it with ntldr +2012-07-06.txt:07:14:22: <Dovregubben> it's making the whole computer unbootable +2012-07-06.txt:07:14:38: <Dovregubben> gamer? +2012-07-06.txt:07:15:34: <Dovregubben> I wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard someone say: +2012-07-06.txt:07:16:42: <Dovregubben> "I would totally use Linux if I could play [Diablo, WoW, Skyrim, etc...] +2012-07-06.txt:07:16:43: <Dovregubben> " +2012-07-06.txt:07:16:48: <Dovregubben> huh? +2012-07-06.txt:07:16:58: <zzo38> Dovregubben: I don't play any of those games on my computer +2012-07-06.txt:07:17:08: <Dovregubben> I don't think it's SolidWorks' fault +2012-07-06.txt:07:17:17: <Dovregubben> I'm pretty sure it's mse +2012-07-06.txt:07:17:26: <Dovregubben> hmm... +2012-07-06.txt:07:17:30: <Dovregubben> second hard drive in a laptop +2012-07-06.txt:07:17:33: <Dovregubben> not really practical +2012-07-06.txt:07:18:18: <Dovregubben> zzo38: then why run Windows? +2012-07-06.txt:07:18:37: <zzo38> Dovregubben: Because my computer included it and I did not change it. +2012-07-06.txt:07:18:37: <fizzie> Dovregubben: You can always do the grub-in-Windows-boot-menu thing if you think that might work better. +2012-07-06.txt:07:23:04: <Dovregubben> screw it.... I'll just live with booting from USB until the end of the quarter +2012-07-06.txt:07:24:30: <Dovregubben> I meant no offense +2012-07-06.txt:07:26:10: <Dovregubben> I just can't think of a single reason for the average user to use windows other than video games +2012-07-06.txt:07:27:07: <Dovregubben> I will admit that I have a windows virtual machine for the one time a year that I actually need Window for something +2012-07-06.txt:07:28:29: <Dovregubben> yeah, OpenOffice is pretty awful +2012-07-06.txt:07:28:52: <Dovregubben> I've been using Google docs for a while +2012-07-06.txt:07:28:59: <Dovregubben> it's also slow +2012-07-06.txt:07:37:07: <Dovregubben> if I have the option, I write my presentations in HTML +2012-07-06.txt:07:38:18: <Dovregubben> the nice thing about HTML is I don't need to bring my computer with me just to be sure I have the right software available +2012-07-06.txt:07:38:39: <Dovregubben> I think it's been almost 20 years since I saw a computer without a web browser +2012-07-06.txt:07:38:51: <Dovregubben> and if I ever want to make a web site out of it, I'm already done! +2012-07-06.txt:07:39:06: <Dovregubben> just need to upload it to a web server +2012-07-06.txt:07:39:48: <Dovregubben> I tried LaTeX once... didn't have time to learn how to use it +2012-07-06.txt:07:40:49: <Dovregubben> or maybe it wasn't LaTeX.... it was something TeX +2012-07-06.txt:07:41:38: <Dovregubben> okay, I guess you're right +2012-07-06.txt:07:41:51: <Dovregubben> I've seen hundreds of servers without web browsers +2012-07-06.txt:07:41:58: <Dovregubben> and have a few of my own +2012-07-06.txt:07:42:26: <Dovregubben> although I have installed Links on a few :-D +2012-07-06.txt:07:43:49: <Dovregubben> I didn't install Links for presentation purposes :-P +2012-07-06.txt:07:46:52: <Dovregubben> I've had a terminal open on a projector before +2012-07-06.txt:07:47:12: <Dovregubben> at LinuxFest NorthWest +2012-07-06.txt:07:47:18: <Dovregubben> that wasn't the whole presentation though +2012-07-07.txt:04:27:34: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). +2012-07-07.txt:04:28:30: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-07-07.txt:04:47:19: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). +2012-07-07.txt:05:00:15: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-07-11.txt:19:14:15: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). +2012-07-11.txt:19:16:16: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-07-12.txt:09:40:37: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). +2012-07-12.txt:10:05:20: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-07-13.txt:19:29:12: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). +2012-07-13.txt:19:30:03: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-07-14.txt:23:13:51: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). +2012-07-14.txt:23:15:26: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-07-14.txt:23:16:04: <Vorpal> who is Dovregubben? And that sounds like something in Norwegian? +2012-07-14.txt:23:21:05: <oerjan> "Selv om Dovregubben bygger på norske eventyr og sagn med røtter tilbake til hedensk tid, er navnet og figuren sannsynligvis Ibsens egen konstruksjon.[trenger referanse]" +2012-07-14.txt:23:27:38: <oerjan> Dovregubben: er du norsk? +2012-07-14.txt:23:28:47: <oerjan> `pastelogs dovregubben
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.29654 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,38 @@ +2012-07-06.txt:22:39:36: <zzo38> I think this can make a MonadPlus whenever w is a comonad: newtype CodensityAsk w x = CodensityAsk { runCodensityAsk :: forall z. w z -> (x -> z) -> z }; (and that it seems to always make a monad) +2012-07-08.txt:04:36:14: <zzo38> Do you figure out about CodensityAsk, CodensityAskT, DensityAsk, DensityAskT? +2012-07-08.txt:04:37:08: <zzo38> (The way I have it, (CodensityAsk w) make MonadPlus if w is Comonad; hopefully it is correct although I am not completely sure) +2012-07-08.txt:05:04:03: <zzo38> I did not post the CodensityAskT on here so now I will: newtype CodensityAskT w m x = CodensityAskT { runCodensityAskT :: forall z. w (m z) -> (x -> m z) -> m z }; +2012-07-08.txt:05:07:42: <zzo38> You have said before that (Yoneda Endo) makes a Maybe monad, although you cannot get the instances for free. (CodensityAsk Identity) would be the same kind of things, isn't it? You will get Monad and MonadPlus instance for free. +2012-07-08.txt:06:18:42: <zzo38> (There is also CodensityAsk which is the same except without the "m"; the reason it is separate is because w could be anything not necessarily even a endofunctor or contrafunctor) +2012-07-08.txt:11:20:30: <zzo38> Now I made up this: catchCodensityAskT :: (Functor w, Monad m) => w (CodensityAskT w m x) -> CodensityAskT w m x -> CodensityAskT w m x; +2012-07-08.txt:11:35:31: <zzo38> I made up the catch for CodensityAsk; can it be made finally as well? +2012-07-08.txt:11:55:26: <zzo38> (CodensityAsk Predicate) seems to be the exhaustively searchable set monad as in "infinite-search" package. The type can be proven the same by Yoneda and the monad seem to work same way too +2012-07-08.txt:17:29:58: <zzo38> (CodensityAsk $ \(X q) k -> k 'a' ++ k 'b' ++ maybe [] return q) :: CodensityAsk (X [] Maybe) Char +2012-07-09.txt:04:47:23: <zzo38> I figured out how you can make a free monad using a F-algebra: toFree (CodensityAsk f) = f (Algebra Free) Pure; mkFree x = CodensityAsk (\(Algebra q) k -> q (fmap k x)); +2012-07-09.txt:06:04:15: <zzo38> I figured out how you can make a free monad using a F-algebra: toFree (CodensityAsk f) = f (Algebra Free) Pure; mkFree x = CodensityAsk (\(Algebra q) k -> q (fmap k x)); +2012-07-13.txt:23:31:34: <zzo38> You get CodensityAsk ((->) x) to be like Either x including a MonadPlus instance if x is a monoid +2012-07-15.txt:01:15:17: <zzo38> Do you like CodensityAsk (and CodensityAskT)? I have figured out many things about it. +2012-07-15.txt:01:20:21: <zzo38> (CodensityAsk (Store s)) is also MonadPlus. +2012-07-15.txt:09:55:17: <zzo38> type Sto s = CodensityAsk (Store s); getSto = CodensityAsk (\(StoreT _ s) r -> r s); setSto x = CodensityAsk (\(StoreT (Identity f) _) _ -> f x); modSto x = CodensityAsk (\(StoreT (Identity f) s) _ -> f (x s)); runSto s (CodensityAsk f) = f (store Left s) Right; +2012-07-16.txt:04:52:48: <zzo38> In my program it is called (CodensityAsk (Store x)) +2012-07-16.txt:20:52:19: <zzo38> Is it correct? Codensity Endo = [] CodensityAsk Endo = Writer (Sum Natural) Density Endo = Traced (Product Natural) +2012-07-16.txt:21:34:46: <zzo38> edwardk: Is it this? CodensityAsk Endo = Writer (Sum Natural) Density Endo = Traced (Product Natural) +2012-07-16.txt:21:45:32: <zzo38> By F-algebras I would suppose (CodensityAsk Endo) would be same like (Free Identity) +2012-08-14.txt:06:44:36: <zzo38> Perhaps you can even make up a kind of multi-continuation by CodensityAsk with some GADT. +2012-08-24.txt:02:48:53: <zzo38> That newtype Search f a = Search { optimum :: f a -> a } I have also called Algebra (as a F-algebra is). I also think that if f is Predicate you get the "infinite search" monad that someone else described, and I think also (CodensityAsk Predicate) is also the same, too! +2012-08-24.txt:02:54:33: <zzo38> newtype CodensityAsk f x = CodensityAsk { runCodensityAsk :: forall z. f z -> (x -> z) -> z }; +2012-08-24.txt:02:54:57: <zzo38> It is always a Monad. If f is Comonad then (CodensityAsk) is also a MonadPlus. +2012-08-24.txt:02:55:09: <zzo38> It is always a Monad. If f is Comonad then (CodensityAsk f) is also a MonadPlus. +2012-08-24.txt:02:55:54: <zzo38> There is also CodensityAskT which every "z" in that definition would be "m z" instead +2012-08-24.txt:05:18:51: <zzo38> I said I proved that (CodensityAsk Predicate) is actually the same as the infinite search monad; actually, I have only proven that the type is equivalent, not that the monad is equivalent. However, it seems to be equivalent monad from testing it. +2012-10-08.txt:17:09:40: <zzo38> I think you can make a writer monad with Codensity and it can also be done with CodensityAsk. +2012-10-08.txt:17:18:50: <zzo38> For example: newtype X y z = X { runX :: y -> z -> z }; type Writer x = CodensityAsk (X x); write x = CodensityAsk (\(X a) f -> a x $ f ()); runWriter (CodensityAsk f) = f (X $ (b, c) -> (a : b, c)) ((,) []); +2012-10-10.txt:05:08:51: <shachaf> zzo38: Where did your CodensityAsk type come from? +2012-10-10.txt:05:17:06: <shachaf> zzo38: Can you express CodensityAsk as a CodensityAsk type? +2012-10-10.txt:05:19:05: <zzo38> shachaf: I suppose you can use (CodensityAsk (IdentityT f)) but I don't know if that is what you meant +2012-10-10.txt:05:22:44: <shachaf> zzo38: What's CodensityAsk (Cont r)? +2012-10-10.txt:05:24:29: <zzo38> However, notice that you don't need to use a functor there, it can be anything, such as (CodensityAsk Predicate) to make up the infinite search monad. +2012-10-10.txt:05:25:01: <shachaf> zzo38: CodensityAsk is "pretty damn awesome", confirms another channel. +2012-10-10.txt:06:10:56: <shachaf> @ask zzo38 Is this the CodensityAsk Monad (>>=)? m >>= f = CA $ \q k -> runCA m q (\x -> runCA (f x) q k) +2012-10-10.txt:19:42:26: <oerjan> `pastelogs zzo38 codensityask +2012-10-10.txt:19:42:34: <oerjan> `pastelogs zzo38.*codensityask
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.29698 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,844 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +19) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +30) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +31) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +32) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +33) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +34) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +35) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +36) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +37) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +38) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +39) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +40) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +41) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +42) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +43) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +44) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +45) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +46) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +47) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +48) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +49) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +50) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +51) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +52) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +53) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +54) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +55) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +56) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +57) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +58) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +59) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +60) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +61) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +62) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +63) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +64) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +65) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +66) <fax> im the worst person in the world +67) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +68) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +69) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +70) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +71) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +72) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +73) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +74) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +75) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! +76) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +77) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +78) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +79) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +80) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +81) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +82) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +83) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +84) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +85) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +86) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +87) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +88) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +89) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +90) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +91) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +92) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +93) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +94) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +95) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +96) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +97) <Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +98) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +99) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> +100) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +101) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +102) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +103) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +104) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +105) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +106) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +107) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +108) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| +109) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +110) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +111) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +112) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +113) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +114) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +115) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +116) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +117) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +118) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +119) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +120) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +121) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +122) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +123) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +124) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +125) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +126) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +127) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +128) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +129) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +130) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +131) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +132) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +133) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +134) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +135) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +136) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +137) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +138) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +139) <cheater99> incest is best +140) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +141) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +142) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +143) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +144) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +145) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +146) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +147) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +148) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +149) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +150) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +151) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +152) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +153) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +154) <ais523> it was too difficult +155) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +156) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +157) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +158) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +159) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +160) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right +161) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +162) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +163) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +164) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +165) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +166) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +167) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +168) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) +169) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +170) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +171) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +172) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +173) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +174) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +175) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +176) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +177) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +178) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +179) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +180) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +181) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +182) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +183) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +184) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +185) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +186) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +187) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +188) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +189) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +190) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +191) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +192) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +193) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +194) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +195) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +196) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +197) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +198) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +199) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +200) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +201) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +202) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +203) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +204) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +205) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +206) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +207) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +208) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +209) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +210) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +211) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +212) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +213) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +214) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +215) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +216) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +217) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +218) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +219) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +220) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +221) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +222) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +223) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +224) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +225) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +226) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +227) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +228) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +229) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +230) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +231) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +232) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +233) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +234) <ais523> yay CDE +235) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +236) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +237) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +238) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +239) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +240) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +241) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +242) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +243) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +244) * quintopia sits on gregor +245) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +246) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +247) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +248) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +249) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +250) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +251) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +252) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +253) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +254) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +255) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +256) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now! +257) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +258) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +259) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +260) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +261) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +262) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +263) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +264) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +265) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +266) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +267) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +268) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +269) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +270) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +271) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +272) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +273) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +274) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +275) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +276) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +277) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +278) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +279) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +280) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +281) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +282) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +283) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +284) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +285) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +286) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +287) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +288) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +289) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +290) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +291) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +292) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +293) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +294) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +295) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +296) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +297) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +298) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +299) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +300) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +301) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +302) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +303) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +304) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +305) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +306) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +307) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +308) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +309) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +310) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +311) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +312) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +313) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +314) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +315) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +316) <oklopol> i'm really sleep +317) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +318) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +319) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +320) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +321) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +322) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +323) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +324) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +325) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +326) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +327) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +328) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +329) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +330) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +331) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +332) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +333) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +334) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +335) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +336) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +337) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +338) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +339) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +340) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME +341) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +342) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +343) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +344) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +345) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +346) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +347) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +348) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +349) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +350) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +351) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +352) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +353) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +354) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +355) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +356) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +357) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +358) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +359) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +360) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +361) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +362) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +363) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +364) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +365) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +366) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +367) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +368) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +369) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +370) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +371) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +372) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +373) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +374) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +375) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +376) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +377) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +378) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +379) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +380) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +381) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +382) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +383) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +384) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +385) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +386) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +387) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +388) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +389) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +390) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +391) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +392) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +393) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +394) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +395) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +396) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +397) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +398) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +399) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +400) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +401) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +402) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +403) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +404) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +405) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +406) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +407) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +408) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +409) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +410) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +411) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +412) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +413) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +414) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +415) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +416) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +417) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +418) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +419) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +420) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +421) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +422) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +423) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right! +424) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +425) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +426) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +427) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +428) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +429) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +430) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +431) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +432) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +433) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +434) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +435) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +436) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +437) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +438) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +439) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +440) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +441) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +442) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +443) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +444) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +445) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +446) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +447) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +448) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +449) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +450) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +451) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +452) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +453) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +454) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +455) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +456) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +457) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +458) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +459) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +460) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +461) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +462) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +463) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +464) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +465) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +466) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +467) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +468) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +469) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +470) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +471) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +472) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +473) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +474) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +475) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +476) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +477) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +478) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +479) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +480) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +481) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +482) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +483) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +484) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +485) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +486) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +487) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +488) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +489) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +490) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +491) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +492) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +493) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +494) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +495) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +496) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +497) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +498) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +499) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +500) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +501) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +502) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +503) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +504) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +505) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +506) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +507) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +508) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +509) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +510) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +511) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +512) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +513) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +514) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +515) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +516) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +517) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +518) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +519) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +520) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +521) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +522) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +523) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +524) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +525) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +526) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +527) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +528) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +529) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +530) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +531) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +532) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +533) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +534) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +535) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +536) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +537) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +538) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +539) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +540) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +541) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +542) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +543) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +544) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +545) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +546) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +547) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +548) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +549) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +550) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +551) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +552) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +553) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +554) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +555) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +556) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +557) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +558) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +559) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +560) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +561) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +562) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +563) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +564) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +565) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +566) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +567) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +568) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +569) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +570) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +571) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +572) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +573) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +574) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +575) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +576) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +577) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +578) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +579) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +580) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +581) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +582) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +583) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +584) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +585) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +586) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +587) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +588) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +589) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +590) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +591) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +592) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +593) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +594) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +595) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +596) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +597) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +598) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +599) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +600) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +601) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +602) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +603) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +604) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +605) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +606) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +607) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +608) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +609) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +610) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +611) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +612) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +613) <myndzi> lol :( +614) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +615) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +616) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +617) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +618) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +619) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +620) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +621) <monqy> i agree with elliott +622) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +623) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +624) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +625) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +626) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +627) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +628) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +629) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +630) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +631) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +632) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +633) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +634) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +635) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +636) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +637) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +638) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +639) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +640) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +641) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +642) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +643) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +644) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +645) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +646) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +647) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +648) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +649) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +650) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +651) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +652) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +653) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +654) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +655) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +656) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +657) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +658) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +659) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +660) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +661) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +662) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +663) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +664) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +665) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +666) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +667) <elliott> Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. +668) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +669) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +670) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +671) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +672) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +673) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +674) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +675) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +676) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +677) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +678) <Sgeo|web> ...Overlapping? +679) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +680) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +681) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +682) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +683) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +684) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +685) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +686) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +687) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +688) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +689) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +690) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +691) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +692) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +693) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +694) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +695) <QuickDirtyOS> Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS +696) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +697) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +698) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +699) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +700) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +701) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +702) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +703) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +704) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +705) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +706) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +707) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +708) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +709) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +710) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +711) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +712) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +713) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +714) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +715) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +716) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +717) <elliott>.Ah. +718) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +719) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +720) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +721) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +722) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky +723) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +724) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +725) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +726) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +727) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +728) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +729) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +730) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +731) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +732) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +733) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +734) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +735) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +736) <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. <Phantom_Hoover> Oops. +737) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +738) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +739) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. +740) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +741) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +742) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +743) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +744) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +745) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +746) <elliott> I hate you. +747) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... +748) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +749) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +750) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +751) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +752) <oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +753) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +754) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +755) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) +756) <fungot> [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] +757) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord +758) <fizzie> [...] "paikankin päällä" sounds just fine +759) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. +760) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. +761) <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise +762) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +763) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +764) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +765) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +766) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +767) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +768) <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky +769) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +770) <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before +771) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? +772) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. +773) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +774) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... +775) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +776) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. +777) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. +778) <fizzie> Two gigabytes is not really much to download. <Gregor> THAT'S LIKE THREE EPISODES OF MY LITTLE PONY +779) <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. +780) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +781) <roper> ioihgfdddf +782) <roper> rephtrase +783) <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) +784) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( +785) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people +786) <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) +787) <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. +788) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples +789) <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used +790) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. +791) <olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading +792) <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back +793) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented +794) <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable +795) <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that +796) <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA* +797) <fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord +798) <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world +799) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." +800) <fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed. +801) <shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up. +802) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" +803) <ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory +804) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. +805) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)" +806) <oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES +807) <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time +808) <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation +809) <elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context +810) <shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech. +811) s'f'slg;sd'sdfjhklf;sdklfjdfklgj +812) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird +813) <Ngevd> I don't know which version of Linux kernel I'm using atm <Ngevd> Hang on <Ngevd> I'm on Windows +814) <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport +815) <Edwin Brady> Just seen this comment on reddit: "Parallel programming has been a solved problem for decades." I might have to stop reading the internet. +816) <elliott> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PRESSURE OF EVERYBODY THINKING I'M CONAL +817) <kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else <Sato0x> fact <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad +818) <kmc> haters gonna make som valid points +819) <kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler") +820) <ais523> and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will +821) <shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS +822) <elliott> a billion popups are worse than one distended anus. +823) <Taneb> coleridge and +824) <Taneb> voice changer to remove ads from transit as well as intended +825) <Taneb> the killers dancer in my c*** +826) <Taneb> l is it real <Taneb> I am [...] <Taneb> because of how on earth would I do that [...] <Taneb> I dont even no idea what I'm saying +827) <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people +828) <Taneb> profanity specialities +829) <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent +830) <Taneb> I don't even know set theory I haven't a clue what is going on <Taneb> wow got that 1 right +831) <Taneb> it's funny what is gay right c*** +832) <Taneb> may I use my phone says it's nick to clarify +833) <tswett> ais523: well, Dylan said "hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows", and then Lawlabee said "'cuz it's pretty awesome." <tswett> Except that by "it", Lawlabee was referring to something entirely different. <tswett> So when I added that quote, Lawlabee emotifrowned. +834) <olsner> is tswett Warrigal? +835) <itidus21> ais523: thats very zen really <ais523> no, it's more or less the opposite of zen +836) * elliott is back not for killing purposes but here to kill people. +837) <calamari> there was a time when I liked wearing a tie too.. I was a mormon. not claiming one has to be a religious nutcase to wear a tie, of course +838) <zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you +839) <oklopol> nortti: fizzie has done some impressive stuff in befunge, which is essentially the two-dimensional version of finnish politics. +840) <elliott> It's... not really links2-optimised. <nortti> elliott: I don't think that any page is links2 optimised +841) <elliott_> (help why are german) <monqy> i play the german version of crawl <elliott_> i +842) <fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h +843) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes +844) <elliott> gah <elliott> this language is of the devil <elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.29709 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,867 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +18) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +19) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +20) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +21) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +22) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +23) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +24) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +25) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +26) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +27) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +28) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +29) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +30) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +31) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +32) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +33) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +34) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +35) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +36) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +37) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +38) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +39) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +40) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +41) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +42) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +43) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +44) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +45) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +46) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +47) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +48) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +49) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +50) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +51) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +52) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +53) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +54) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +55) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +56) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +57) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +58) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +59) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +60) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +61) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +62) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +63) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +64) <fax> im the worst person in the world +65) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +66) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +67) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +68) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +69) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +70) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +71) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +72) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +73) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +74) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +75) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +76) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +77) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +78) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +79) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +80) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +81) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +82) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +83) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +84) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +85) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +86) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +87) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +88) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +89) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +90) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +91) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +92) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +93) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +94) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +95) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +96) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +97) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +98) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +99) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +100) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +101) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +102) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +103) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +104) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +105) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +106) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +107) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +108) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +109) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +110) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +111) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +112) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +113) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +114) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +115) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +116) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +117) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +118) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +119) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +120) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +121) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +122) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +123) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +124) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +125) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +126) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +127) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +128) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +129) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +130) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +131) <cheater99> incest is best +132) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +133) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +134) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +135) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +136) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +137) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +138) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +139) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +140) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +141) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +142) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +143) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +144) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +145) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +146) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +147) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +148) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +149) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +150) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +151) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +152) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +153) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +154) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +155) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +156) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +157) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +158) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +159) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +160) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +161) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +162) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +163) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +164) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +165) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +166) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +167) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +168) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +169) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +170) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +171) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +172) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +173) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +174) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +175) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +176) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +177) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +178) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +179) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +180) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +181) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +182) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +183) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +184) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +185) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +186) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +187) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +188) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +189) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +190) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +191) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +192) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +193) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +194) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +195) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +196) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +197) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +198) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +199) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +200) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +201) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +202) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +203) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +204) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +205) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +206) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +207) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +208) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +209) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +210) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +211) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +212) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +213) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +214) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +215) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +216) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +217) <ais523> yay CDE +218) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +219) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +220) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +221) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +222) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +223) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +224) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +225) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +226) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +227) * quintopia sits on gregor +228) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +229) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +230) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +231) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +232) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +233) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +234) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +235) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +236) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +237) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +238) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +239) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +240) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +241) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +242) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +243) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +244) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +245) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +246) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +247) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +248) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +249) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +250) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +251) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +252) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +253) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +254) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +255) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +256) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +257) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +258) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +259) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +260) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +261) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +262) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +263) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +264) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +265) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +266) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +267) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +268) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +269) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +270) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +271) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +272) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +273) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +274) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +275) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +276) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +277) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +278) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +279) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +280) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +281) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +282) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +283) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +284) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +285) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +286) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +287) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +288) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +289) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +290) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +291) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +292) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +293) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +294) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +295) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +296) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +297) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +298) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +299) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +300) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +301) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +302) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +303) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +304) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +305) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +306) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +307) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +308) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +309) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +310) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +311) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +312) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +313) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +314) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +315) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +316) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +317) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +318) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +319) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +320) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +321) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +322) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +323) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +324) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +325) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +326) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +327) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +328) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +329) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +330) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +331) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +332) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +333) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +334) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +335) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +336) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +337) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +338) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +339) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +340) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +341) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +342) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +343) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +344) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +345) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +346) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +347) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +348) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +349) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +350) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +351) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +352) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +353) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +354) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +355) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +356) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +357) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +358) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +359) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +360) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +361) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +362) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +363) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +364) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +365) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +366) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +367) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +368) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +369) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +370) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +371) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +372) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +373) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +374) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +375) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +376) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +377) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +378) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +379) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +380) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +381) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +382) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +383) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +384) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +385) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +386) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +387) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +388) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +389) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +390) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +391) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +392) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +393) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +394) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +395) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +396) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +397) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +398) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +399) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +400) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +401) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +402) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +403) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +404) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +405) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +406) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +407) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +408) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +409) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +410) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +411) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +412) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +413) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +414) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +415) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +416) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +417) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +418) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +419) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +420) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +421) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +422) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +423) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +424) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +425) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +426) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +427) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +428) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +429) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +430) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +431) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +432) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +433) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +434) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +435) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +436) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +437) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +438) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +439) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +440) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +441) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +442) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +443) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +444) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +445) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +446) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +447) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +448) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +449) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +450) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +451) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +452) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +453) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +454) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +455) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +456) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +457) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +458) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +459) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +460) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +461) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +462) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +463) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +464) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +465) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +466) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +467) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +468) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +469) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +470) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +471) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +472) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +473) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +474) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +475) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +476) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +477) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +478) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +479) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +480) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +481) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +482) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +483) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +484) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +485) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +486) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +487) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +488) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +489) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +490) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +491) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +492) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +493) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +494) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +495) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +496) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +497) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +498) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +499) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +500) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +501) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +502) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +503) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +504) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +505) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +506) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +507) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +508) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +509) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +510) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +511) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +512) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +513) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +514) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +515) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +516) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +517) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +518) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +519) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +520) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +521) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +522) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +523) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +524) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +525) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +526) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +527) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +528) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +529) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +530) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +531) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +532) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +533) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +534) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +535) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +536) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +537) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +538) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +539) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +540) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +541) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +542) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +543) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +544) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +545) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +546) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +547) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +548) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +549) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +550) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +551) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +552) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +553) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +554) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +555) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +556) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +557) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +558) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +559) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +560) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +561) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +562) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +563) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +564) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +565) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +566) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +567) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +568) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +569) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +570) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +571) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +572) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +573) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +574) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +575) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +576) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +577) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +578) <myndzi> lol :( +579) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +580) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +581) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +582) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +583) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +584) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +585) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +586) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +587) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +588) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +589) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +590) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +591) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +592) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +593) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +594) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +595) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +596) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +597) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +598) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +599) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +600) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +601) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +602) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +603) <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +604) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +605) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +606) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +607) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +608) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +609) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +610) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +611) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +612) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +613) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +614) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +615) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +616) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +617) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +618) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +619) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +620) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +621) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +622) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +623) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +624) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +625) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +626) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +627) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +628) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +629) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +630) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +631) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +632) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +633) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +634) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +635) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +636) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +637) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +638) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +639) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +640) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +641) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +642) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +643) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +644) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +645) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +646) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +647) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +648) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +649) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +650) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +651) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +652) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +653) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +654) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +655) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +656) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +657) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +658) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +659) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +660) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +661) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +662) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +663) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +664) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +665) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +666) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +667) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +668) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +669) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +670) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +671) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +672) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +673) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +674) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +675) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +676) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +677) <elliott>.Ah. +678) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +679) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +680) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +681) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +682) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky +683) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +684) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +685) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +686) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +687) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +688) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +689) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +690) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +691) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +692) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +693) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +694) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +695) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +696) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +697) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +698) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. +699) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +700) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +701) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +702) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +703) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +704) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +705) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... +706) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +707) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +708) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +709) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +710) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +711) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +712) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) +713) <fungot> [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] +714) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord +715) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. +716) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. +717) <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise +718) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +719) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +720) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +721) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +722) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +723) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +724) <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky +725) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +726) <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before +727) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? +728) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. +729) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +730) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... +731) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +732) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. +733) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. +734) <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. +735) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +736) <roper> ioihgfdddf +737) <roper> rephtrase +738) <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) +739) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( +740) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people +741) <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) +742) <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. +743) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples +744) <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used +745) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. +746) <olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading +747) <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back +748) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented +749) <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable +750) <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that +751) <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA* +752) <fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord +753) <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world +754) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." +755) <fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed. +756) <shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up. +757) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" +758) <ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory +759) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. +760) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)" +761) <oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES +762) <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time +763) <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation +764) <elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context +765) <shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech. +766) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird +767) <Ngevd> I don't know which version of Linux kernel I'm using atm <Ngevd> Hang on <Ngevd> I'm on Windows +768) <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport +769) <Edwin Brady> Just seen this comment on reddit: "Parallel programming has been a solved problem for decades." I might have to stop reading the internet. +770) <elliott> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PRESSURE OF EVERYBODY THINKING I'M CONAL +771) <kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else <Sato0x> fact <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad +772) <kmc> haters gonna make som valid points +773) <kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler") +774) <ais523> and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will +775) <shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS +776) <Taneb> coleridge and +777) <Taneb> the killers dancer in my c*** +778) <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people +779) <Taneb> profanity specialities +780) <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent +781) <Taneb> may I use my phone says it's nick to clarify +782) <tswett> ais523: well, Dylan said "hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows", and then Lawlabee said "'cuz it's pretty awesome." <tswett> Except that by "it", Lawlabee was referring to something entirely different. <tswett> So when I added that quote, Lawlabee emotifrowned. +783) <olsner> is tswett Warrigal? +784) <itidus21> ais523: thats very zen really <ais523> no, it's more or less the opposite of zen +785) * elliott is back not for killing purposes but here to kill people. +786) <calamari> there was a time when I liked wearing a tie too.. I was a mormon. not claiming one has to be a religious nutcase to wear a tie, of course +787) <zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you +788) <oklopol> nortti: fizzie has done some impressive stuff in befunge, which is essentially the two-dimensional version of finnish politics. +789) <elliott> It's... not really links2-optimised. <nortti> elliott: I don't think that any page is links2 optimised +790) <elliott_> (help why are german) <monqy> i play the german version of crawl <elliott_> i +791) <fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h +792) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes +793) <elliott> gah <elliott> this language is of the devil <elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_ +794) <Gregor> Very much like "cen" is Latin for "horse", "yak" is Latin for "yak". +795) <kmc> i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live <kmc> it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins +796) <olsner> they call finnish human-readable? +797) <monqy> 200 and 20 are the same <monqy> different notations for the same thing +798) <Ngevd> And I may soon lack both a head and a wall +799) <shachaf> U+2205 [∅] NO LETTER O ALLOWED +800) <ion> 99 bugs in the bug tracker, 99 reports of bugs. Take one down and commit a fix, 106 bugs in the bug tracker. +801) <Lumpio-> STOP CAPITALIZING <Lumpio-> It's making me feel weird <shubshub> the I has to be capitilized its proper grammer +802) <monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible +803) <elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine +804) <ais523> coppro: I'm researching compiling high-level languages to hardware, which involves inventing new ones <ais523> because there were no modern variants of algol specialised for hardware, oddly enough +805) <monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode. <monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you +806) <oklopol> Gregor: i watched the first episode of MLP [...] <oklopol> Gregor: it wasn't bad, but there was very little sex and violence +807) <pikhq> The world would be a much classier place if the world was full of Gregors. <Phantom_Hoover> True, but how many of them are on fire? +808) <Phantom_Hoover> i once had a dream when i was told to look after some kittens but they were made of chocolate and i ate them :( +809) <pikhq> I vastly prefer "a blind idiot god". <quintopia> pikhq: to what? <pikhq> To the idea of someone actually intentionally designing a mouse. +810) <monqy> ophanim: omee~ +811) <monqy> if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him <monqy> i would also need a clone machine +812) <itidus21> you are like the linux torvalds of quiz engines +813) <Gregor> `log [o]klopol wasn't usually nude +814) <monqy> you've constructed a situation in which i have no choice but to die in 10 days <monqy> well done <monqy> that's murder +815) <itidus21> . o O ( (watches on from a distance) I just can't think that abstractly... or I don't want to. I'm more, there are 2 trains heading in opposite directions: what year were they built? How many windows do they have? Is anyone train surfing on them? Is Ringo Starr narrating this problem? ) [...] <itidus21> Do they serve french toast in the dining carriage? +816) <olsner> This quote is boring +817) <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once +818) <itidus21> i have a simple view of reality that goes something like this.. once your sufficiently well tied up.. it doesn't make a difference if your enemy has a knife or a gun.. you're equally screwed +819) <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform? <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term> <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know. +820) < oklopol> oh god another crazy haskell understander < oklopol> i have to leave +821) <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins. +822) <zzo38> (Some astrologers say all horoscopes that include objects other than the Sun are 3D, but they don't know what 3D means, that is why they are astrologers.) +823) <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer <Taneb> So, not like Glasgow at all +824) <oklopol> i don't get how people are afraid of parachute jumping but they routinely drive a car in fucking traffic +825) <elliott> oh, "legal" as in legal +826) <olsner> when everyone else was busy going "ewwww, comic sans!" I was reading the text and learned everything +827) <mroman> You can't quote me. +828) <zzo38> Sleep on the ceiling next Sunday. +829) < oerjan> Gregor: hey no fair doing ungoogleable citations +830) <fizzie> Also, UCS-4096 has the advantage that each codepoint handily matches the page size of many architectures, so you can deal with them in memory easily. +831) <itidus21> ubuntu is the solaris of the cola world +832) <itidus21> elliott___: we have been calling a book new for 2000 years and it took einstein to figure out relativity +833) <zzo38> Do you think " `addquote [with no context] < zzo38> Do you think psychology is worse, or not?" is worse, or not? +834) <elliott__> i just hit enter b/c its easier than ctrl+a del +835) <itidus21> world peace is for fascists +836) <ais523> rogues using maces is traditional [...] <ais523> not D&D tradition, people coshing people in back alleys tradition +837) <fungot> olsner: over the undertow! under the overpass! around the future and not just fnord for example. it's just the syntax +838) <zzo38> But I still sign by my pens and use extra dots and shapes and so on so that I can claim I was threatened to sign it and put those dots there to warn you, or whatever +839) * oerjan makes a brainfuck derivative for quoting xkcds +840) <zzo38> There is no rule in poker that says you have to try hard to win. +841) <zzo38> Yes you are correct you must be mad or you wouldn't have come here. No escape either, sorry. +842) <itidus21> i think in general it's against nature for an animal to be a boat +843) < kmc> but i mean i don't like jogging so i wouldn't like jogging while jerking off either +844) <kmc> yeah well, petty theft > federal obstruction of justice +845) <zzo38> Because, if it is all wrong, then I should fix it please +846) <madbr> I like the tactile response of actually hitting real balls :D +847) <oklopol> zzo38: i only like games whose names start with "mine" +848) <oklopol> my best guess is 4 years ago but possibly also yesterday +849) <kmc> the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon <kmc> it came in a cardboard box <kmc> i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can <kmc> it was amazing +850) <itidus21> and all this time I thought we were talking about postmodern analysis of junk mail delivery methods and simulations of elephant breeding patterns +851) <Phantom__Hoover> the scene: it is a warm summer's day in scotland, although one obscured by cloud and the fact that it is september +852) <elliott> this sounds sort of like @ kmc <kmc> well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science +853) <Gregor> My latest FB post: The worst part of floating point math is not the fact that 0.1 + 0.2 yields 0.30000000000000004, but trying to explain to people why their language is horribly broken if 0.1 + 0.2 does NOT yield 0.30000000000000004. +854) <oklopol> t <oklopol> y <oklopol> also i didn't say t\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head +855) <fizzie> Backups are so like one of those circus guys walking on a wire except with a safety rope. +856) <elliott> `delquote 869 +857) <Gregor> !rot13 Fluttershy Rainbow Dash Rarity Applejack Twilight Sparkle Pinkie Pie <EgoBot> Syhggreful Envaobj Qnfu Enevgl Nccyrwnpx Gjvyvtug Fcnexyr Cvaxvr Cvr <olsner> oh, they're all named after rot13'd welsh words +858) <olsner> it's not completely obvious since the displayed nick lengths are rounded to the closest integer +859) <zzo38> Confucius say too much. -- Recent Chinese Proverb +860) < tswett> You know what, I'm really sleepy and I should go to bed *right now*. I'm not even going to bo +861) <kmc> typed racket: anyone using a model m keyboard +862) <tswett> But let's ignore the fact that i doesn't exist. Is it even or odd? +863) <HackEgo> 499) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question [...] <Sgeo> miff-muffered moof sounds like a setup to something, but itidus screws it up. +864) <zzo38> Can you vote for just the green party or rainbow party instead of both? <kmc> nope, it is the same party <zzo38> That is the problem with political parties. +865) <Jafet> I wonder if Red Alert 4 will use MMIX +866) <Phantom_Hoover> unfortunately df is not yet able to simulate norway +867) <Phantom_Hoover> shachaf, your a fucking piece of shit, die and kill your family
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.29925 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Usage: words [-dhNo] [DATASETS...] [NUMBER_OF_WORDS] + +options: + -l, --list list valid datasets + -d, --debug debugging output + -N, --dont-normalize don't normalize frequencies when combining + multiple Markov models; this has the effect + of making larger datasets more influential + -o, --target-offset change the target length offset used in the + word generation algorithm; use negative integers + for best results
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.29936 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +usage: tree [-adfghilnpqrstuvxACDFNS] [-H baseHREF] [-T title ] [-L level [-R]] + [-P pattern] [-I pattern] [-o filename] [--version] [--help] [--inodes] + [--device] [--noreport] [--nolinks] [--dirsfirst] [--charset charset] + [--filelimit #] [<directory list>] + -a All files are listed. + -d List directories only. + -l Follow symbolic links like directories. + -f Print the full path prefix for each file. + -i Don't print indentation lines. + -q Print non-printable characters as '?'. + -N Print non-printable characters as is. + -p Print the protections for each file. + -u Displays file owner or UID number. + -g Displays file group owner or GID number. + -s Print the size in bytes of each file. + -h Print the size in a more human readable way. + -D Print the date of last modification. + -F Appends '/', '=', '*', or '|' as per ls -F. + -v Sort files alphanumerically by version. + -r Sort files in reverse alphanumeric order. + -t Sort files by last modification time. + -x Stay on current filesystem only. + -L level Descend only level directories deep. + -A Print ANSI lines graphic indentation lines. + -S Print with ASCII graphics indentation lines. + -n Turn colorization off always (-C overrides). + -C Turn colorization on always. + -P pattern List only those files that match the pattern given. + -I pattern Do not list files that match the given pattern. + -H baseHREF Prints out HTML format with baseHREF as top directory. + -T string Replace the default HTML title and H1 header with string. + -R Rerun tree when max dir level reached. + -o file Output to file instead of stdout. + --inodes Print inode number of each file. + --device Print device ID number to which each file belongs. + --noreport Turn off file/directory count at end of tree listing. + --nolinks Turn off hyperlinks in HTML output. + --dirsfirst List directories before files. + --charset X Use charset X for HTML and indentation line output. + --filelimit # Do not descend dirs with more than # files in them.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30008 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +Usage: java [-options] class [args...] + (to execute a class) + or java [-options] -jar jarfile [args...] + (to execute a jar file) +where options include: + -d32 use a 32-bit data model if available + -d64 use a 64-bit data model if available + -server to select the "server" VM + The default VM is server. + + -cp <class search path of directories and zip/jar files> + -classpath <class search path of directories and zip/jar files> + A : separated list of directories, JAR archives, + and ZIP archives to search for class files. + -D<name>=<value> + set a system property + -verbose[:class|gc|jni] + enable verbose output + -version print product version and exit + -version:<value> + require the specified version to run + -showversion print product version and continue + -jre-restrict-search | -jre-no-restrict-search + include/exclude user private JREs in the version search + -? -help print this help message + -X print help on non-standard options + -ea[:<packagename>...|:<classname>] + -enableassertions[:<packagename>...|:<classname>] + enable assertions with specified granularity + -da[:<packagename>...|:<classname>] + -disableassertions[:<packagename>...|:<classname>] + disable assertions with specified granularity + -esa | -enablesystemassertions + enable system assertions + -dsa | -disablesystemassertions + disable system assertions + -agentlib:<libname>[=<options>] + load native agent library <libname>, e.g. -agentlib:hprof + see also, -agentlib:jdwp=help and -agentlib:hprof=help + -agentpath:<pathname>[=<options>] + load native agent library by full pathname + -javaagent:<jarpath>[=<options>] + load Java programming language agent, see java.lang.instrument + -splash:<imagepath> + show splash screen with specified image +See http://java.sun.com/javase/reference for more details.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30032 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2004-06-04.txt:16:20:44: <Keymaker> i'm probably never be one, since there are those bandwidth-monsters.. +2005-05-10.txt:17:55:01: <GregorR-L> Every monster is an op... +2005-09-10.txt:22:45:51: <calamari> for some reason that reminds me of monsters inc.. 23-19!! :) +2005-09-22.txt:07:21:21: <GregorR> I'M A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!! +2005-10-05.txt:22:53:15: <Arrogant> Flying spaghetti monster +2005-10-05.txt:22:54:21: * WildHalcyon eats a flying spaghetti monster. My current state is: Awake and Slightly Full +2005-10-25.txt:02:27:33: <GregorR> The lag monster XD +2005-11-01.txt:18:50:28: <GregorR> Also, OMG FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER >>> JESUS LOL! +2005-12-21.txt:00:07:36: <Gs30ng> i'm not gonna say something which can hurt you who believe in noodly apprendage of Flying Spaghetti Monster +2006-05-28.txt:00:43:56: <ihope_> Hmm... I isn't actually a monster class, is it? +2006-05-28.txt:00:46:19: <fizzie> Isn't it "I" when there's a monster you can't see. +2006-05-28.txt:00:49:39: <ihope_> Those are all the monsters that still exist in my NetHack game. +2006-08-29.txt:00:16:13: * GreyKnight reads a blessed scroll of genocide. What class of monsters do you wish to genocide? , Wiped out all newbies. Wiped out all lusers. Wiped out all script kiddies. Wiped out lament. +2006-11-04.txt:19:38:04: <SevenInchBread> Maybe he uses a Lisp-Forth hybrid monster. +2006-11-05.txt:00:01:09: * oerjan regrets participating in the creation of a monster. +2006-12-21.txt:03:51:51: <bsmntbombdood> zany other monster guts +2006-12-22.txt:18:48:51: <GregorR> Yes - I have created a monster. +2006-12-22.txt:18:49:51: <GregorR> It's Frankenstein's monster. +2006-12-23.txt:01:50:54: <ihope> Pudding rust monster invisible monster vampire mummy snake gnome! +2006-12-31.txt:20:39:28: * CakeProphet immediately conjures up images of an evil C monster stabbing him with sharp pointers. +2007-01-01.txt:22:00:39: <oerjan> and of course there would be _some_ monsters. +2007-01-23.txt:00:23:55: <oerjan> oh no, the frankincense monster +2007-03-16.txt:23:31:43: <oerjan> HE WAS EATEN BY THE COOKIE MONSTER +2007-04-30.txt:09:18:56: -!- Feuermonster has joined #esoteric. +2007-04-30.txt:09:25:55: -!- Untotes_Monster has joined #esoteric. +2007-04-30.txt:09:39:36: -!- Feuermonster has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). +2007-04-30.txt:10:14:41: -!- Untotes_Monster has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). +2007-05-10.txt:23:12:30: * oerjan smiles at the monster he has created. +2007-05-14.txt:15:34:31: -!- Feuermonster has joined #esoteric. +2007-05-14.txt:16:50:44: <Feuermonster> o_O +2007-05-14.txt:16:51:22: <Feuermonster> Which language is that written in? +2007-05-14.txt:16:52:03: <Feuermonster> I mean, in which language do you write the source-code? +2007-05-14.txt:16:52:20: <Feuermonster> Php,Python,Ruby,BASIC whatever? +2007-05-14.txt:16:53:54: <Feuermonster> I guess index : 50 means index / 50? +2007-05-14.txt:19:45:01: -!- Feuermonster has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). +2007-05-15.txt:17:20:01: -!- Feuermonster has joined #esoteric. +2007-05-15.txt:18:29:03: -!- Feuermonster has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). +2007-05-19.txt:16:32:16: -!- Feuermonster has joined #esoteric. +2007-05-19.txt:16:42:57: <Feuermonster> I made a new esoteric language with only one instruction: 0 +2007-05-19.txt:16:43:23: <Feuermonster> It may print hello, world. But It may do something else. +2007-05-19.txt:17:17:35: <SimonRC> Feuermonster: ahh +2007-05-19.txt:17:20:02: <Feuermonster> http://clonkturm.cl.ohost.de/OIIEFAVGEL.exe <- Interpreter for windows. +2007-05-19.txt:17:20:21: <Feuermonster> You can write some 0 in the TexBox and click NULL it. +2007-05-19.txt:17:20:31: <Feuermonster> You can write more than one 0. +2007-05-19.txt:17:27:35: <Feuermonster> http://rafb.net/p/FqFCCF37.html +2007-05-19.txt:17:39:00: <Feuermonster> Each 0 is a random operationen. +2007-05-19.txt:18:07:28: <Feuermonster> Its VisualBasic. +2007-05-19.txt:18:07:54: <Feuermonster> http://rafb.net/p/joaReZ71.html +2007-05-19.txt:18:08:02: <Feuermonster> Now it is pasted as VB +2007-05-19.txt:18:53:24: <Pikhq> Feuermonster: Why VB? +2007-05-19.txt:18:57:02: <Feuermonster> VB is the easiest language. +2007-05-19.txt:18:57:06: <Feuermonster> And has RAID: +2007-05-19.txt:18:57:10: <Feuermonster> -: +. +2007-05-19.txt:18:57:33: <Feuermonster> So I can make a GUI. +2007-05-19.txt:18:57:59: <Feuermonster> I cant even read a C++ Programm. +2007-05-19.txt:19:00:27: <Feuermonster> Nearly every esoteric language is easier to learn than C++. +2007-05-19.txt:19:02:13: <Feuermonster> No. It's because, you need to include headers. +2007-05-19.txt:19:02:49: <Feuermonster> And you cant write if(foo.Find("foo")) +2007-05-19.txt:19:03:10: <Feuermonster> you need something like if (!(foo.Find("foo") = std::npos)) +2007-05-19.txt:19:06:36: <Feuermonster> You need a lot of lines just to make if(foo.Contain("foo")) Then foo = foo.Replace("foo","fooo) in C++ +2007-05-19.txt:19:06:53: <Feuermonster> +s +2007-05-19.txt:19:06:59: <Feuermonster> +" +2007-05-19.txt:19:17:18: <Feuermonster> Anyway, I wouldnt know, how to write OIIEFAVGEL in C++ +2007-05-19.txt:19:19:42: <Feuermonster> .oO(I dont know how to write anything in C++) +2007-05-19.txt:19:21:06: <Feuermonster> OIIEFAVGEL = one instruction is enough for a very good esoteric language +2007-05-19.txt:19:31:13: <Feuermonster> Thats just the source of the parsing +2007-05-19.txt:19:31:56: <Feuermonster> ToParse = TextBox.Text +2007-05-19.txt:19:34:24: <Feuermonster> But, then, you can write mor than just 0. +2007-05-19.txt:19:34:56: <Feuermonster> in OIIEFAVGEL there is only one valid character: 0 +2007-05-19.txt:19:37:24: <Feuermonster> It's just a "joke language". You cant make any "good" Programms with OIIEFAVGEL. +2007-05-19.txt:19:38:12: <Feuermonster> paste the code with rafb.net/paste/ +2007-05-19.txt:19:38:34: <bsmntbombdood> Feuermonster: it was only one line +2007-05-19.txt:19:39:47: <Feuermonster> But, that doesnt make anything. +2007-05-19.txt:19:39:58: <Feuermonster> And what? +2007-05-19.txt:19:40:05: <Feuermonster> It cant print out anything. +2007-05-19.txt:21:24:41: -!- Feuermonster has quit (). +2007-05-29.txt:23:42:16: <SimonRC> ehird`: oh gods I have created you as a monster in my own image +2007-07-21.txt:05:22:04: <RodgerTheGreat> on an unrelated note, I've come up with a bunch of monsters and things for the player and fluffy, his faithful genetically engineered pencil-sharpener, to face in my RPG: http://rodger.nonlogic.org/images/CRPG%20combat.png +2007-08-02.txt:19:59:51: <oerjan> ehird` is clearly related to norwegian "uhyre", monster. +2007-08-03.txt:15:16:50: <ehird`> It's a flood monster. +2007-08-07.txt:09:32:31: -!- Feuermonster has joined #esoteric. +2007-08-07.txt:10:12:02: <Feuermonster> !++++++++++[>++++++<-]>+++++. +2007-08-07.txt:10:35:31: <Feuermonster> Exists a source of a bf compiler? +2007-08-07.txt:10:45:22: <Feuermonster> I thought, I could translate it to C++ and compile it (extern) with a very small C++ Compiler. +2007-08-07.txt:10:45:37: <Feuermonster> But til now, i did not find a small c++ compiler. +2007-08-07.txt:10:47:05: <Feuermonster> In the best way, it should be one .exe. +2007-08-07.txt:10:47:38: <Feuermonster> (And can be started with command lines.) +2007-08-07.txt:10:47:42: <Feuermonster> Like gcc foo.c +2007-08-07.txt:10:48:40: <Feuermonster> But gcc is not very comfortable for my use. +2007-08-07.txt:16:26:40: -!- Feuermonster has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). +2007-08-19.txt:21:45:33: <Eidolos> GregorR: you've created a monster! +2007-08-19.txt:22:43:54: <Gurami> How does http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster fit in? +2007-08-19.txt:22:44:24: <relix> the marshmallows are the desert after the meal that is the flying spaghetti monster? +2007-10-18.txt:00:13:27: <oklopol> i haven't actually seen a hentai *movie* with tentacle monsters, i might enjoy that, dunno +2007-11-04.txt:01:04:35: <oerjan> a monster hiding in your code, growing.. +2007-12-17.txt:23:15:48: <Slereah> Maybe you could include that gravirrific monster from... Final Fantasy? +2008-01-05.txt:22:02:36: <Slereah> A loop could be casting a spell on a monster with n health point, until he's dead! :o +2008-01-05.txt:22:04:11: <Slereah> You have this monster. +2008-01-05.txt:22:05:22: <Hiato> and summon a monster +2008-01-05.txt:22:05:56: <Slereah> He summons input monsters, and random number monster encounter! +2008-01-05.txt:22:09:29: <Slereah> But it's true that it would be better to include NPC's, instead of just monster grinding. +2008-01-05.txt:22:10:44: <Slereah> Monster and object variables from the DM, and actions from the hero +2008-01-05.txt:22:11:29: <Slereah> The general words "monster" and "object" would be a cue for input +2008-01-05.txt:22:11:38: <Slereah> "A monster appear!" +2008-01-05.txt:22:12:02: <Slereah> While specific monsters would be values without requiring input +2008-01-05.txt:22:12:26: <Hiato> each monster is the value of it's XP +2008-01-16.txt:22:09:55: <ehird`> but anyway this is all wrong, because the flying spaghetti monster is real +2008-01-27.txt:21:22:02: <GregorR> Flying SPAGhetti Monster? +2008-01-27.txt:21:24:58: <Asztal> Hmm, apparently "the Flying Spaghetti Monster is often used by atheists, agnostics (known by Pastafarians as "spagnostics"), and others as a modern version of Russell's teapot" +2008-01-27.txt:21:38:14: <Asztal> soon my Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster shall arrive... :) +2008-03-08.txt:20:23:38: <SimonRC> hehehe "Indeed, if we look at transcripts of Sesame Monsters speech, it is remarkable how transparent it is. Sesame Monsters are almost obsessively focused on the sorts of tasks or skill sets that a frugivore needs to find food - They are fascinated with the difference between one thing and another, with distinguishing objects from groups, they're obsessed with timing, with location, with finding, with counting." +2008-03-29.txt:16:07:41: <ehird> and if you think svn's user interface is nice I don't know what kind of monster you are +2008-04-28.txt:00:02:34: <Sgeo> You reawoke the PSOX monster! +2008-04-28.txt:13:51:35: <ehird_> it's like frankenstein's monster +2008-04-28.txt:13:51:52: <ais523> ehird_: no, frankenstein's monster is a Nomic rule +2008-04-29.txt:18:09:51: <Slereah> YOU MONSTER +2008-05-01.txt:23:59:07: <sauxdado> Slereah_: consider a Quake clone where you have a list of options of which monster to kill. +2008-05-03.txt:14:03:09: <ehird> olsner: i don't think the flying spaghetti monster really cares all that much +2008-05-23.txt:04:36:08: <RodgerTheGreat> this is an awesome idea. Children's drawings interpreted realistically: http://themonsterengine.com/art.html# +2008-05-26.txt:18:35:28: <ehird> get the monster rule to power 2!!! +2008-05-26.txt:18:48:02: <ehird> We asked the oracle, “What would life be like without THE MONSTER?†...and the oracle responded: “asdf†+2008-06-06.txt:21:30:32: <Hiato> it's a monster... +2008-06-08.txt:21:26:12: <tusho> 97=FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER +2008-06-08.txt:21:26:30: <tusho> if c == 'a': # c = flying spaghetti monster +2008-06-17.txt:17:05:07: <tusho> you should totally monsterify the winning rule next +2008-06-17.txt:17:05:09: <tusho> so that we can win by monster +2008-06-17.txt:17:05:20: <ais523> tusho: I have to monsterify rules at random +2008-06-18.txt:01:52:26: <Dewi> oklofok: hmm... in guild wars there are a few things you can find out in the middle of nowhere, with no advantage to finding them - strange fortresses with tough monsters guarding nothing at all, the corpses of a beast and a carriage lying in the snow... +2008-06-24.txt:15:54:12: <AnMaster> iirc there is one, some quad-core monster from intel or amd +2008-06-25.txt:00:39:44: <Phenax> if u dont send dis mesage to 40 ppl be4 u go to bed a monster will eat u when u sleep i am not jking +2008-06-25.txt:00:40:57: <oerjan> That's it, if I get eaten by a monster tonight YOU WILL HEAR FROM MY LAWYER +2008-06-29.txt:00:39:28: <oerjan> no! evil subversive monster felines! +2008-07-04.txt:19:37:44: <tusho> I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER +2008-07-14.txt:22:11:24: <tusho> ais523: I am basing this on the psychological theory "sleep deprivation makes you an awesome monster of amazing" +2008-08-08.txt:18:25:17: <optbot> tusho: Plot Outline: In the middle of her family's move to the suburbs, a sullen 10-year-old girl wanders into a world ruled by witches and monsters, where humans are changed into animals. +2008-08-12.txt:19:11:49: <oklopol> well, there's this monster that eats a town full of people about every 10000 years. +2008-08-12.txt:19:12:25: <oklopol> cuz, the monster has decided to eat them ofc +2008-08-12.txt:19:12:48: <oklopol> the monster looks kinda like a butterfly, and can shoot massive fireballs, apparently. +2008-08-12.txt:19:15:02: <Deewiant> oklopol: maybe one of http://www.imdb.com/keyword/giant-monster/giant-insect/ ? +2008-09-03.txt:14:02:11: <fizzie> The paper path in that monster of a copier is probably several miles long. Well, not really, but it's still an imposing thing. At least printers are smaller than I am, I don't feel quite so threatened by them. +2008-09-06.txt:21:09:44: <GreyKnight> OkloThePol: "oklob plants" are a dastardly and widely-feared monster from the game Crawl (see ##crawl) +2008-09-08.txt:19:45:03: <ais523> also different monsters have different speeds +2008-09-08.txt:19:45:23: <tusho> i am just calling the period where the 1-turn-moving monsters are still a 'turn' +2008-09-12.txt:01:00:57: <tusho> ead. After quenching his bloodthirst, something truly special happened. Jibbedybob so the Loch Ness Monster decided to rape everyone. But Jibbedybob reveal himself to the man - the hot, sweaty man - SUDDENLY - all the sex was used up. So Jibbedybob bought some more at a convenience store. THE END +2008-09-21.txt:12:45:57: <Slereah_> Is Korea often invaded by furry monsters? +2008-09-21.txt:12:56:07: <tusho> HanDongSeong: so wait, was it furries or furry monsters +2008-09-24.txt:21:13:34: <tusho> "*creates hideous monster*" +2008-10-19.txt:16:13:54: <ehird> Globby, goey, like... a gloopy slimeball...monster...thing. +2008-10-23.txt:15:04:18: <ehird> and that an ascii art picture of the cookie monster is the word "Monster" +2008-10-23.txt:15:06:47: <ehird> AnMaster: mad scientist is an agora office that every week publishes a proposal to add to the Monster rule, a few sentences from a randomly selected rule with a certain noun replaced with Monster throughout +2008-10-23.txt:15:07:10: <ehird> i replaced the whale with an ascii art cookie monster +2008-10-29.txt:22:43:42: <fungot> fizzie: not bad. i think i should just sell or give away all the monsters and hit points and other silliness +2008-11-11.txt:17:20:35: <ais523> does that include Flying Spaghetti Monsterism? +2008-12-18.txt:22:16:41: <oerjan> it's the bathtub monster from Rose is Rose +2008-12-21.txt:22:30:09: <Slereah_> Happy like a frankenstein monster +2008-12-23.txt:16:37:03: <Slereah_> You're a monster +2008-12-28.txt:16:54:17: <mib_ub9ay1> "A Rare Blend of Monster Raving Egomania and Utter Batshit Insanity" -- on Wolfram-ANewKindofScience, http://www.cscs.umich.edu/~crshalizi/reviews/wolfram/ +2009-01-08.txt:15:57:53: <oerjan> MAIN RESULT IS A POPULAR FLASH GAME ABOUT FIGHTING TENTACLED MONSTERS +2009-01-25.txt:19:15:14: <AnMaster> ... maybe the flying spaghetti monster? +2009-02-17.txt:21:14:50: * AnMaster invites oklopol to ##flyingspaghettimonster +2009-02-21.txt:02:39:26: <shapr> I just had a monster fried steak sub, so I am sated. +2009-02-23.txt:01:41:07: * oerjan realizes he has created a monster +2009-02-28.txt:16:37:08: <ehird> oh god. I just created a monster. +2009-02-28.txt:17:12:17: <ehird> nobody wants to inquire about my monster i see ;P +2009-02-28.txt:17:14:17: <ehird> oh, not that monster. +2009-02-28.txt:21:44:30: <oerjan> in countries older than the USA the tunnels have evolved assorted monsters and stuff so it's not safe to go into them. iirc. +2009-02-28.txt:21:45:55: <oklopol> because i never see any monsters here in the sewers. +2009-03-16.txt:18:42:32: <AnMaster> Qsztql <-- looks like a monster in nethack? +2009-03-16.txt:18:46:14: <fizzie> But that's a god, not a monster. +2009-03-16.txt:18:47:45: <fizzie> Quetzalcoatl is the feathered snake. And couatl is a D&D monster that refers to that, and has the A symbol. So it's probably that. +2009-03-16.txt:18:48:04: <AnMaster> fizzie, what about "couatl" <Rodney> a[4]: Monster: 'A' angelic beings: couatl, Aleax, Angel, ki-rin, Archon +2009-03-17.txt:19:48:50: <AnMaster> Monsterous Regiment (paper back): 494 pages +2009-03-21.txt:19:11:58: <ehird> http://hugsformonsters.com/images/blog/IE2.jpg +2009-03-23.txt:22:35:07: <AnMaster> monsters* +2009-03-23.txt:23:59:24: <AnMaster> lament, where did fantasy monsters enter into it? +2009-03-24.txt:00:03:53: <AnMaster> btw what is "lich" in Swedish? I mean, when talking about the fantasy monster +2009-03-24.txt:19:25:52: <zzo38> I am in the process of writing IRC bot as well, called pocket monster IRC. It allows you to play pocket monster IRC +2009-03-24.txt:19:47:22: <zzo38> I want to know if anyone is interested in pocket monster IRC and if you have requests +2009-03-24.txt:19:48:14: <ais523_> more worrying for me is the fact that pocket monster correctly abbreviates to pokémon in both English and Japanese +2009-03-24.txt:19:48:41: <zzo38> Yes, "pokemon" is a abbreviation of the Japanese words "poketto monsutaa" which means "pocket monster" +2009-03-25.txt:01:03:27: <ehird> 12) Although it is entirely possible to use SCPs currently under control of the Foundation to create tentacle monsters, no. +2009-03-27.txt:18:04:08: <zzo38> I just want to try some of the features of PocketMonsterIRC. Send a message to it with a command that you want. Only some command support so far: + - * / rnd +2009-03-27.txt:18:04:47: <zzo38> ais523: PocketMonsterIRC +2009-03-27.txt:18:05:30: <zzo38> For example: PRIVMSG PocketMonsterIRC :rnd 2d6+1 +2009-03-27.txt:18:09:38: <zzo38> There are reasons I don't. But when you tell the bot what channel you want it will automatically join any channels that any users have told PocketMonsterIRC to join (for public dice rolls or for watching a pocket monster game going on between two users) +2009-03-27.txt:18:11:33: <ais523> ehird: PocketMonsterIRC already replies with NOTICE +2009-03-27.txt:18:16:15: -!- zzo38 has quit ("I told PocketMonsterIRC to also quit."). +2009-03-27.txt:18:33:53: -!- PocketMonsterIRC has joined #esoteric. +2009-03-27.txt:18:35:27: <zzo38> Now I implemented "join" in PocketMonsterIRC so you can roll publicly. Once I finished implement pocket monster game it will be you can watch the game also, but only the things that are allowed to be public (for example, percentage of HP but not the exact value, unless the option tells you that both players are allowed to know the exact value) +2009-03-27.txt:18:36:07: <zzo38> Just try PRIVMSG PocketMonsterIRC :join #esoteric +2009-03-27.txt:18:36:16: <zzo38> And then PRIVMSG PocketMonsterIRC :ro 2d6+1 +2009-03-27.txt:18:36:31: <ais523> <-> PocketMonsterIRC> join #esoteric +2009-03-27.txt:18:37:45: <ais523> so people on non-telnet clients don't have to type out /msg PocketMonsterIRC every time they say something +2009-03-27.txt:18:38:42: <zzo38> And PocketMonsterIRC will tell the type of dice to the channel if you do public roll dice +2009-03-27.txt:18:39:01: <ehird> you have to type /msg PocketMonsterIRC all the time +2009-03-27.txt:18:42:47: <zzo38> Just send something like "join channel" and "prefix ,," to PocketMonsterIRC, and then any message you send to that channel if it starts with two commas it will remove the two comma and handle it as a message from you. +2009-03-27.txt:18:49:02: <ais523> [17:34] [Notice] -PocketMonsterIRC to #esoteric- zzo38:ro 2d6+1 3 = 6; 4; 7 +2009-03-27.txt:18:59:01: -!- PocketMonsterIRC has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). +2009-03-27.txt:18:59:09: -!- zzo38 has quit ("OK I will work on PocketMonsterIRC more"). +2009-03-28.txt:23:17:57: <fizzie> That wikia-nethack-thing has some very "practical" methods for troll removal: "Completely fill the level with monsters so that the troll has nowhere to revive." +2009-04-07.txt:21:12:42: <oklopol_> Deewiant: you heartless monster +2009-04-09.txt:17:51:54: <ehird> http://bilder.wibla.net/albums/monster/DSC_1820.sized.jpg +2009-04-20.txt:17:02:34: <oerjan> ehird: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OurMonstersAreDifferent +2009-04-21.txt:20:38:28: <ehird> it'd just be nice to have apps start up without bothering the noisy, slow (yet big) mechanical monster +2009-04-22.txt:19:07:59: <ehird> MONSTER CABLE FOR YOUR KEYBOARD +2009-04-22.txt:19:08:34: <ehird> Deewiant: You're not srsly saying you think highly of Monster Cable? +2009-04-22.txt:19:08:43: <Deewiant> Monster Cable is a company? +2009-04-22.txt:19:09:06: <ehird> Also, sue people for using the name "Monster". +2009-04-22.txt:19:09:15: <ehird> Because they invented the word monster, see. +2009-04-22.txt:19:10:37: <fizzie> Yes, well, Monster Cable sells "faster" HDMI cables too. +2009-04-25.txt:18:41:19: <nooga> i just thought maybe since vanlig = animal and ovanling = monster? then oflicka would mean monster too ;d +2009-04-25.txt:22:58:53: <ehird> It's completely useless, it has a silly name, and it's given equal prominence to the only useful button. The day it goes is the day Google finally becomes an unfun corporate monster. +2009-04-29.txt:22:23:24: <fizzie> My iBook! You're saying it's dead! You monster! +2009-05-11.txt:20:45:11: <ehird> It depends on using Monster(TM) Cable(R)s. +2009-05-14.txt:18:56:56: <GregorR> I remember a "management utility" that represented all of your processes as monsters in IIRC the Doom engine. +2009-05-14.txt:18:58:44: <ehird> 18:56 GregorR: I remember a "management utility" that represented all of your processes as monsters in IIRC the Doom engine. +2009-05-15.txt:23:07:37: <AnMaster> A new noble seeks to clear a patch of wilderness of all monsters. <-- sounds like most computer RPGs/adventure games +2009-05-15.txt:23:08:38: <zzo38> You are right. But now I added a second one. <A new noble seeks to stop another new noble from clearing a patch of wilderness of all monsters> in addition to keeping the other one also +2009-05-15.txt:23:16:42: <zzo38> Many people want to play you have to kill everyone and steal their stuff but D&D is not a computer game! If you want to kill some monsters or whatever and steal their stuff, you should hire murderers and thieves, not adventureres +2009-05-20.txt:21:11:19: <fizzie> The heatpipes get bonus points for looking like some sort of tentacle monster. +2009-05-21.txt:22:15:20: <ehird> REBEL! REBEL! FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER LOLOLOLOLOL +2009-05-21.txt:23:40:58: <ehird> AnMaster: Did you also know: the flying spaghetti monster doesn't really exist? +2009-05-23.txt:22:53:31: <zzo38> I can send messages to PocketMonsterIRC on Freenode and also multiple widnows I have connected is that because of the same address or something like that? +2009-05-24.txt:12:05:14: -!- Feuermonster has joined #esoteric. +2009-05-24.txt:12:08:43: -!- Feuermonster has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2009-05-28.txt:07:24:26: <zzo38> It isn't intended to be pokemon. (For pokemon games I have PocketMonsterIRC) +2009-05-31.txt:20:54:46: <AnMaster> ehird, are you still getting that speed monster too +2009-05-31.txt:20:55:17: <ehird> AnMaster: The speed monster is what I'm watercooling w/ that gigantic passive radiator. +2009-06-02.txt:11:38:10: <AnMaster> I'm not suggesting "monstercable" style here. Just good shielded cable +2009-06-02.txt:21:14:45: <jix> and maybe do something that allows monster programs to be "compiled" faster +2009-06-07.txt:01:29:36: <ehird> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Monster_Raving_Loony_Party +2009-06-12.txt:00:38:39: <zzo38> POCKET MONSTER PHILOSOPHICAL LEVEL 111 +2009-06-16.txt:08:37:08: <fungot> immibis: all monsters are created evil, thieves' guilds, syndicates and similar organisations. this feline predator ( _panthera onca_) is the power of wading through the depths of the dead, air and wind, odin rides through the air. according to zarathustra, is described in snorri's _edda_ as being " pleasing and handsome in appearance, they fly from us. we've got brains. we are fools" ( aesop's fables) +2009-06-29.txt:17:48:03: <zzo38> There is a command to make PocketMonsterIRC appear in whatever channel you want. +2009-06-29.txt:17:48:48: <GregorR-L> If anybody uses that command to bring PocketMonsterIRC here, they will suffer the wrath of many angry esoers :P +2009-06-29.txt:17:51:07: <zzo38> Well, it won't work now anyways, because PocketMonsterIRC is not connected +2009-06-30.txt:20:58:17: <Zuu> AnMaster, apparently its a monster called Zuu (from some game) +2009-06-30.txt:20:58:39: <zid> any using monsters from mythology +2009-06-30.txt:21:00:27: <Zuu> GregorR is a monster from.... erhm, real life! +2009-07-12.txt:00:16:58: <ehird> We swear off such Foul demons as that monster "G-H-C-I". +2009-07-14.txt:16:01:34: <ehird> GregorR-L: have you ever been a monster? +2009-07-18.txt:15:55:32: <ehird> http://blog.cocoia.com/2009/pocket-monster-brands/ ↠"Here we go: corporate brand design, the Pokémon edition." +2009-07-20.txt:20:02:33: <ehird> lol@bottomright bit about the loch ness monster +2009-07-24.txt:23:40:22: <ehird> I'm just saying that $2,000 gets you a nice high-end rig; it doesn't get you a gigantic monster of computing rampage. +2009-08-02.txt:05:37:18: <pikhq> http://deanm.github.com/pre3d/monster.html You just got one-upped. +2009-08-02.txt:19:21:30: <ais523> I think that's how NetBattle (presumably the 'pocket monster IRC' that zzo38 used) works +2009-08-05.txt:20:38:26: <ehird> i.e. optimise for paths that avoid interacting with monsters +2009-08-11.txt:21:40:12: <ais523> assuming no monsters have a potion of acid on them, which is very unlikely, you can destroy the whole castle like that more or less +2009-08-11.txt:21:40:29: <ais523> and you don't need to elbereth your square, apart from monsters in the moat none of them will get near yo +2009-08-11.txt:22:03:18: <ais523> as a valk, going beyond 14 is inadvisable because it helps the monsters more than it helps you +2009-08-11.txt:22:03:23: <ais523> (harder monsters spawn the more powerful you are) +2009-08-16.txt:01:35:50: <ehird> Flying Spaghetti Monster is a NWO Illuminati conspiracy ! +2009-08-19.txt:23:49:25: <ehird> "It's the other kind of VM: Vomiting Monsters" +2009-08-20.txt:21:45:03: <Sgeo_> Come to think of it, it would be on the same level as fighting monsters that guard the information you want. It's extending entertainment in such a way that it blocks productive use. +2009-08-22.txt:16:11:06: <ais523> and NetHack AIs are rarely pacifist, although Planar's more cautious of monsters than most +2009-08-25.txt:12:55:30: <ehird> "I started the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. AMA" +2009-08-26.txt:19:19:57: <ehird2> hideous monster beetle on trial for ... something to do with amerika +2009-08-29.txt:17:31:30: <ehird> "Monster.Dildo.Cocks.XXX.DVDrip.XviD-GraceNotes" —reddit +2009-08-29.txt:17:44:03: <GregorR> "Monster dildo cocks" +2009-08-29.txt:17:44:23: <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? +2009-08-29.txt:17:44:29: <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +2009-08-29.txt:17:44:50: <ehird> They are monster dildo cocks. +2009-08-29.txt:17:45:38: <ehird> `addquote <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +2009-08-29.txt:17:45:39: <HackEgo> 78|<GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +2009-08-30.txt:12:22:09: <AnMaster> "Lenovo's W700ds is a monster machine for sure; a freakish implementation of a power-user's wishlist created with little regard for practical concerns like portability or cost." <-- nice summary. +2009-09-05.txt:22:34:57: <fungot> ais523: see? i like marle better than " princess,' the chosen time has come! he's strong and he's gonna thrash those monsters! yea! is it? +2009-09-06.txt:16:25:49: <ehird> Flying Spaghetti Monster +2009-09-10.txt:02:03:20: <ehird> OTOH, my dad at least used to have a once-a-monster Pentium 4 really-tall workstation tower thingy, which he did audio editing on using some old version of Pro Tools (so quite a heavy workload), and it had Me and never crashed +2009-09-14.txt:22:19:52: <ais523> no, it's an approximation for monster routing +2009-09-14.txt:22:20:17: <ais523> as in, we're trying to predict where enemy monsters will go +2009-09-14.txt:22:20:36: <ais523> and it's better to guess wrong in a way that gives the monsters more places to move to, than one that doesn't +2009-09-15.txt:04:52:43: <GregorR> Aug 29 12:31:30 <ehird> "Monster.Dildo.Cocks.XXX.DVDrip.XviD-GraceNotes" —reddit <-- I thought this was a confusing name for a porn vid! +2009-09-15.txt:04:53:21: <HackEgo> 78|<GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +2009-09-15.txt:04:54:17: <GregorR> Monster.Dildo.Cocks.XXX.DVDrip.XviD-GraceNotes +2009-09-15.txt:04:54:47: <coppro> Monster +2009-09-15.txt:04:55:26: <ehird> That still doesn't explain Monster. :P +2009-09-15.txt:04:55:49: <GregorR> I assume the dildos are monster. +2009-09-15.txt:04:56:11: <ehird> Like, shaped like the penis of a monster? +2009-09-15.txt:04:56:14: <ehird> Define "monster"! +2009-09-15.txt:04:56:21: <GregorR> `define monster +2009-09-15.txt:08:32:30: <AnMaster> ais523, does TAEB track info about currently out of sight monsters? Like, it just went up stairs and below there is a black dragon next to the stairs, it will calculate with that if it decides to go down again? +2009-09-15.txt:08:38:22: <AnMaster> ais523, I have been thinking about that myself, one one hand it is better to save it, until you run into a bad monster (since you can't know which one you will run into first), on the other hand, messages like "one of your scrolls of genocide catch fire" really sucks +2009-09-17.txt:00:51:28: <zzo38> On Sunday, I played D&D. My character, and a monster, teleported into the exact center of a building, and there was a kitchen there, with a fire elemental cooking something. Now my question is, how would *you* act in this situation? (I have some idea but maybe you are different?) +2009-09-28.txt:21:52:08: <fungot> ehird: but, we are far outnumbered!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle! +2009-10-05.txt:03:29:25: <ehird> What language? I'm happy to run it on this 2.16GHz Core 2 Duo... not exactly a monster machine, but presumably rather faster. +2009-10-15.txt:11:41:17: <ais523> one thing I'm wondering about is a list of ambiguous monsters +2009-10-15.txt:11:46:07: <ais523> it seems that AngBand has a mechanic like this, where , could indicate a door, a mushroom (item), or a mushroom (monster) +2009-10-16.txt:16:10:17: <ehird> http://www.euronet.nl/users/mvdk/screens/Swedish.gif Mönster?! What monster? +2009-10-16.txt:17:01:20: <AnMaster> <ehird> http://www.euronet.nl/users/mvdk/screens/Swedish.gif Mönster?! What monster? +2009-10-18.txt:17:14:18: <oerjan> the monster! +2009-10-23.txt:22:32:02: <fungot> Oranjer: see? i like marle better than " princess,' the chosen time has come! he's strong and he's gonna thrash those monsters! yea! is it? +2009-10-26.txt:04:56:49: <HackEgo> 78|<GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +2009-10-26.txt:05:10:03: <HackEgo> 78|<GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +2009-10-28.txt:18:31:07: <fungot> Oranjer1: we are looking, but well behaved! crono!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle! and letting these...hoodlums in here? traitors like you deserve from heckran! ha!! gotcha! +2009-10-28.txt:18:56:14: <fungot> fizzie: we are looking, but well behaved! crono!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle! +2009-10-28.txt:22:05:56: <fungot> fax: we are looking, but well behaved! crono!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle! +2009-10-29.txt:04:16:44: <fungot> fax: we must do it to save you! who the heck are you?! c'mon!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle! and letting these...hoodlums in here? traitors like you deserve from heckran! ha! +2009-10-29.txt:22:20:49: <fungot> Oranjer: we are looking, but well behaved! crono!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle! +2009-10-29.txt:22:20:49: <fungot> Oranjer: but, we are far outnumbered!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle! and letting these...hoodlums in here? traitors like you deserve from heckran! ha! +2009-11-11.txt:16:13:56: <ais523> zzo38's a big pocket monsters IRC fan +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30067 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +2009-06-24.txt:19:07:27: <oerjan> also i have seen so few applicatives that aren't usually extended right on to monads, the only one coming to mind is ZipList (and i recall concluding even those _had_ a monad extension in principle) +2009-06-24.txt:19:08:39: <Gracenotes> ZipList is mah canonical example +2009-06-24.txt:19:28:12: <oerjan> augur: i'm talking about a theoretical Monad instance for ZipList, lambdabot doesn't have it +2009-06-26.txt:05:30:49: <pikhq> > fromZipList $ fmap chr $ (+) <$> (fmap ord ['
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30111 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,697 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +19) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) <kaelis> so, he.. uh <kaelis> basically probed me with a weasel. +30) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +31) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +32) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +33) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +34) <augur> augur: pretty true. +35) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +36) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +37) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +38) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +39) <Dylan> kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? +40) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +41) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +42) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +43) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +44) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +45) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +46) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +47) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +48) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +49) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +50) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +51) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +52) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +53) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +54) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +55) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +56) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +57) <apollo> What is there to talk about besides gay slang? +58) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +59) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +60) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +61) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +62) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +63) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +64) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +65) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +66) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +67) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +68) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +69) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +70) <fax> im the worst person in the world +71) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +72) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +73) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +74) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +75) <Madelon> I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 <Madelon> not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> +76) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +77) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +78) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +79) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +80) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! +81) <Warrigal> What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? <apollo> Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +82) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +83) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +84) <xan> if you watch jaws backwards it's a movie about a giant shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach +85) <Eeyore> I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +86) <coppro> hmm... does anyone know a nonsense game designed for the mentally handicapped involving yelling +87) <Sgeo> I'd imagine that it already has, and no one noticed +88) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +89) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +90) <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. +91) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +92) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +93) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +94) <Ami> Discrimination fields ACTIVATE. +95) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +96) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +97) <virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +98) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +99) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +100) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +101) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +102) <Aftran> Clearly we should be like Mumbai and get of vehicle dors. <Warrigal> Get of vehicle dors? <Warrigal> I think Aftran had a French phrase there. <Firenze> Les vehicles d'or +103) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +104) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +105) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +106) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +107) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +108) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +109) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +110) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +111) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +112) <Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +113) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +114) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> +115) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +116) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +117) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +118) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +119) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +120) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +121) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +122) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +123) <alise> use "grep --crazy" +124) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| +125) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +126) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +127) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +128) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +129) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +130) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +131) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +132) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +133) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +134) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +135) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +136) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +137) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +138) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +139) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +140) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +141) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +142) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +143) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +144) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +145) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +146) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +147) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +148) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +149) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +150) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +151) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +152) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +153) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +154) <calamari> anmaster gonna give him a birthday bj? <AnMaster> IF ONLY I COULD FIND MY PHONE +155) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +156) <Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related. +157) <cheater99> incest is best +158) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +159) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +160) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +161) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +162) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +163) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +164) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +165) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +166) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +167) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +168) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +169) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +170) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +171) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +172) <ais523> it was too difficult +173) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +174) <ais523> you should be eating corpses more +175) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +176) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +177) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +178) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +179) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right +180) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +181) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +182) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +183) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +184) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +185) <pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +186) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +187) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +188) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) +189) <Vorpal> pikhq, Okinawan? Wtf is that +190) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +191) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +192) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +193) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +194) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +195) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +196) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +197) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +198) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +199) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +200) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +201) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +202) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +203) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +204) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +205) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +206) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +207) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +208) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +209) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +210) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +211) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +212) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +213) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +214) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +215) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +216) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +217) <Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead +218) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +219) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +220) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +221) <elliott> [...] ALWAYS OPEN TO TRYING NEW THINGS. +222) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +223) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +224) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +225) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +226) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +227) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +228) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +229) <elliott> ONLY GOOD QUOTES PLEASE! AND NO FAKE ONES EITHER! +230) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +231) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +232) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +233) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +234) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +235) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +236) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +237) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +238) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +239) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +240) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +241) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +242) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +243) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +244) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +245) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +246) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +247) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +248) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +249) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +250) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +251) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +252) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +253) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +254) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +255) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +256) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +257) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +258) <elliott> Vorpal: I'M NOT CLEVER OKAY +259) <ais523> yay CDE +260) <elliott> in retrospect that wasn't even necessary, as communal readings of the Funge-98 spec do just a good job of getting rid of trolls +261) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +262) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +263) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +264) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +265) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +266) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +267) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +268) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +269) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +270) * quintopia sits on gregor +271) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +272) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +273) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +274) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +275) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +276) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +277) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +278) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +279) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +280) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +281) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +282) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now! +283) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +284) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +285) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +286) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +287) <elliott_> The context is Gracenotes releasing an illegal copy of a film about monster cock dildos. +288) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +289) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +290) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +291) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +292) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +293) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +294) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +295) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +296) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +297) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +298) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +299) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +300) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +301) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +302) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +303) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +304) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +305) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +306) <ais523> anyway, no CSS editing for me right now, I fear I'd get sucked into a holy war [...] <ais523> I also fear it might end up breaking one of the Graue Regulations <ais523> which are rules that you get into serious trouble for breaking, that nobody knows what they are until someone breaks them +307) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +308) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +309) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +310) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +311) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +312) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +313) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +314) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +315) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +316) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +317) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +318) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +319) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +320) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +321) <anekant> what does coffee do to biological neural networks <JRowe> what tiger blood does for charlie sheen +322) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +323) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +324) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +325) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +326) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +327) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +328) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +329) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +330) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +331) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +332) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +333) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +334) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +335) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +336) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +337) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +338) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +339) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +340) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +341) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +342) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +343) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +344) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +345) <oklopol> i'm really sleep +346) <Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +347) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +348) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +349) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +350) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +351) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +352) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +353) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +354) <zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +355) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +356) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +357) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +358) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +359) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +360) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +361) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +362) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +363) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +364) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +365) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +366) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +367) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +368) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +369) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +370) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +371) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME +372) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +373) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +374) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +375) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +376) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +377) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +378) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +379) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +380) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +381) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +382) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +383) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +384) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +385) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +386) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +387) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +388) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +389) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +390) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +391) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +392) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +393) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +394) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +395) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +396) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +397) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +398) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +399) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +400) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +401) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +402) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +403) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +404) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +405) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +406) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +407) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +408) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +409) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +410) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +411) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +412) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +413) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +414) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +415) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +416) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +417) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +418) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +419) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +420) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +421) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +422) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +423) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +424) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +425) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +426) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +427) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +428) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +429) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +430) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +431) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +432) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +433) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +434) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +435) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +436) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +437) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +438) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +439) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +440) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +441) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +442) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +443) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +444) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +445) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +446) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +447) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +448) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +449) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +450) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +451) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +452) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +453) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +454) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right! +455) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +456) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +457) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +458) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +459) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +460) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +461) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +462) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +463) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +464) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +465) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +466) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +467) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +468) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +469) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +470) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +471) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +472) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +473) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +474) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +475) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +476) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +477) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +478) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +479) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +480) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +481) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +482) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +483) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +484) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +485) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +486) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +487) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +488) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +489) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +490) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +491) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +492) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +493) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +494) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +495) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +496) <fizzie> Taneb: See, it's Obama's fault the guy's apartment is now worth less than their mortgage and something something something that translates to not being able to look for a proper fix. <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +497) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +498) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +499) <Sgeo> Fuck clay its only purpose is ecoration +500) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +501) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +502) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +503) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +504) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +505) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +506) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +507) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +508) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +509) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +510) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +511) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +512) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +513) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +514) <Taos> _ <Taos> | |__ _ _ ___ <Taos> | '_ \| | | |/ _ \ <Taos> | |_) | |_| | __/ <Taos> |_.__/ \__, |\___| +515) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +516) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +517) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +518) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +519) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +520) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +521) <elliott_> its UNEBARBEL +522) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +523) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +524) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +525) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +526) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +527) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +528) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +529) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +530) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +531) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +532) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +533) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +534) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +535) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +536) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +537) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +538) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +539) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +540) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +541) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +542) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +543) <elliott> "Okay, got i-" "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. SCROLL FOR ME, CHILD." +544) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +545) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +546) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +547) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +548) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +549) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +550) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +551) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +552) <itidus20> what i mean by afk is <itidus20> i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +553) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +554) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +555) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +556) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +557) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +558) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +559) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +560) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +561) <itidus20> toasters tend to get hot every time they're used +562) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +563) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +564) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +565) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +566) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +567) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +568) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +569) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +570) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +571) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +572) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +573) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +574) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +575) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +576) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +577) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +578) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +579) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +580) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +581) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +582) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +583) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +584) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +585) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +586) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +587) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +588) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +589) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +590) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +591) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +592) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +593) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +594) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +595) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +596) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +597) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +598) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +599) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +600) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +601) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +602) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +603) <Gregor> Electrons are so fragile X-D +604) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +605) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +606) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +607) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +608) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +609) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +610) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +611) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +612) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +613) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +614) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +615) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +616) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +617) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +618) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +619) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +620) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +621) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +622) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +623) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +624) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +625) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +626) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +627) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +628) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +629) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +630) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +631) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +632) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +633) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +634) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +635) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +636) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +637) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +638) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +639) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +640) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +641) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +642) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +643) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +644) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +645) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +646) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +647) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +648) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +649) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +650) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +651) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +652) <myndzi> lol :( +653) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +654) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +655) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +656) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr +657) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +658) <ais523> it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +659) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +660) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +661) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +662) <monqy> i agree with elliott +663) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +664) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +665) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +666) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +667) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +668) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +669) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +670) <fizzie> Vorpal: "still it's a flower in the sense that it's more experienced the nanny" +671) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +672) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +673) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +674) <olsner> I think stealing is more appropriate +675) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +676) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +677) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +678) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +679) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +680) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +681) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +682) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +683) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +684) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +685) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +686) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +687) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +688) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +689) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +690) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +691) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +692) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +693) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +694) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +695) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +696) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +697) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30415 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,65 @@ +2004-05-27.txt:23:27:50: <mooz-> lament; I think there's finnish palindromes with several hundred words at least, which make up a semi-coherent story +2004-05-27.txt:23:29:57: <lament> probabyl because all finnish words are palindromes +2007-09-03.txt:18:41:59: <ihope> Even though it has nothing to do with palindromes or redivision. +2007-10-20.txt:00:03:04: <ehird`> matches palindromes: /^\W*(?:((.)\W*(?1)\W*|)|((.)\W*(?3)\W*|\W*.\W*))\W*$/i +2007-12-08.txt:10:05:38: <oklopol> i can't do palindromes in english :< +2007-12-08.txt:10:06:26: <oklopol> well, i can do palindromes in any language that's fully robust +2007-12-08.txt:10:10:39: <oklopol> okay, i guess i can somewhat make palindromes in english too, but i'm a bit slow +2007-12-08.txt:10:34:17: <oklopol> it's interesting that it's a lot easier to write song lyrics in english than in finnish, but simultaneously i cannot come up with any good long palindromes +2008-01-18.txt:19:05:31: <ais523> it rejected q; apparently it only wants even-length palindromes +2009-01-02.txt:03:26:27: <Warrigal> Remind me of palindromes, actually. +2009-01-23.txt:20:42:02: <oklopol> english is so trivial to make palindromes in +2009-02-15.txt:06:05:11: <GregorR> oklopol: Everyone has at least len(nick) trivial palindromes :P +2009-02-15.txt:09:17:24: <oerjan> <GregorR> oklopol: Everyone has at least len(nick) trivial palindromes :P +2009-02-16.txt:23:59:10: <oklofok> also both have palindromes in their nicks, you have a lot in common. +2009-02-17.txt:00:03:48: <oerjan> zeers with palindromes +2009-02-17.txt:00:04:48: <oerjan> but a bit short on palindromes +2009-02-17.txt:00:05:40: <oklofok> oerjan: nick palindromes are a temporary meme, please keep up. +2009-03-28.txt:22:40:50: * oerjan ponders an alternative way of making unlambda palindromes +2009-04-04.txt:22:38:31: <fizzie> "I'm training our recognizer to recognize palindromes better." +2009-04-04.txt:22:42:33: <oklopol> i guess palindromes are a bit trivial in languages you know natively +2009-04-09.txt:19:52:02: <oklopol> giving just random palindromes and non-palindromes will not work, even if the body of a palindrome checker was accidentally generated, it would be discarded. +2009-08-05.txt:23:57:59: <oklopol> have i done many palindromes here? +2010-01-17.txt:21:00:17: <oklopol> palindromes should not contain names +2010-04-10.txt:01:12:37: <oklopol> for palindromes, just make f reverse the latter one +2010-05-31.txt:21:34:12: <oerjan> as opposed to palindromes +2010-07-16.txt:07:19:09: <AnMaster> ever thought about the trivial way of making a language where all programs will have to output palindromes? +2011-07-12.txt:16:37:33: <oklopol> hi Taneb, do you wanna do palindromes or math? +2011-07-12.txt:16:37:57: <Taneb> I'm no good at palindromes +2011-07-12.txt:16:58:59: <Taneb> I'm just writing palindromes +2011-07-16.txt:09:50:26: <oklopol> you make the awesomest palindromes, you don't need sex and you don't need sleep. you are a fucking superhuman :| +2011-07-17.txt:12:27:27: <CakeProphet> awww yeah, list of all palindromes in an alphabet. +2011-07-17.txt:12:44:52: <ais523> NihilistDandy: fear of palindromes? +2011-07-17.txt:12:44:57: <quintopia> fear of palindromes? +2011-07-17.txt:12:47:51: <quintopia> alternately, you could delete on of the middle characters from the next rank of palindromes +2011-07-17.txt:12:57:13: <NihilistDandy> I dunno. Once you see a lot of palindromes, they start to come easy :D +2011-07-17.txt:13:07:05: <CakeProphet> > let palindromes alphabet = map ((((,) `ap` reverse)) $ (inits . repeat) alphabet >>= sequence >>= (\x y -> map (\z -> x++z++y) ([]:map pure alphabet)) `ap` reverse +2011-07-17.txt:13:07:12: <CakeProphet> > let palindromes alphabet = map ((((,) `ap` reverse)) $ (inits . repeat) alphabet >>= sequence >>= (\x y -> map (\z -> x++z++y) ([]:map pure alphabet)) `ap` reverse in palindromes "abc" +2011-07-17.txt:13:07:50: <CakeProphet> > let palindromes alphabet = (inits . repeat) alphabet >>= sequence >>= (\x y -> map (\z -> x++z++y) ([]:map pure alphabet)) `ap` reverse in palindromes "abc" +2011-07-17.txt:13:09:53: <CakeProphet> there might be a fancier way to do that, but really the only way I can think of is to use >>= with a function that produces a list containing the even palidrome and its associated odd palindromes +2011-07-17.txt:13:13:24: <CakeProphet> > let palindromes alphabet = (inits . repeat) alphabet >>= sequence >>= (\x y -> [x++y, map (\z -> x++z:y) alphabet]) `ap` reverse in palindromes "abc" +2011-07-17.txt:13:13:44: <CakeProphet> > let palindromes alphabet = (inits . repeat) alphabet >>= sequence >>= (\x y -> [x++y, map (\z -> x++(z:y)) alphabet]) `ap` reverse in palindromes "abc" +2011-07-17.txt:13:15:52: <CakeProphet> > let palindromes alphabet = (inits . repeat) alphabet >>= sequence >>= (\x y -> (x++y) : map (\z -> x++z:y) alphabet) `ap` reverse in palindromes "abc" +2011-07-17.txt:13:18:03: <CakeProphet> > let palindromes alphabet = (inits . repeat) alphabet >>= sequence >>= (\x y -> (x++y) : map ((x++).(:y)) alphabet) `ap` reverse in palindromes "abc" +2011-07-17.txt:13:34:14: <CakeProphet> let palindromes alphabet = [0..] >>= (`replicateM` alphabet) >>= (\x y -> (x++y) : map ((x++).(:y)) alphabet) `ap` reverse in palidromes "ab" +2011-07-17.txt:13:34:17: <CakeProphet> > let palindromes alphabet = [0..] >>= (`replicateM` alphabet) >>= (\x y -> (x++y) : map ((x++).(:y)) alphabet) `ap` reverse in palidromes "ab" +2011-07-17.txt:13:34:24: <CakeProphet> > let palindromes alphabet = [0..] >>= (`replicateM` alphabet) >>= (\x y -> (x++y) : map ((x++).(:y)) alphabet) `ap` reverse in palindromes "ab" +2011-07-17.txt:13:37:10: <elliott> > let strings = ([0..] >>=) . flip replicateM; palindromes = alphabet >>= (\x y -> (x++y) : map ((x++).(:y)) alphabet) `ap` reverse in palindromes "ab" +2011-07-17.txt:13:37:21: <elliott> > let strings = ([0..] >>=) . flip replicateM; palindromes alphabet = strings alphabet >>= (\x y -> (x++y) : map ((x++).(:y)) alphabet) `ap` reverse in palindromes "ab" +2011-07-20.txt:13:48:22: <CakeProphet> mmm palindromes. +2011-07-29.txt:16:32:52: <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +2011-07-30.txt:00:13:56: <elliott_> `addquote <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +2011-07-30.txt:00:13:58: <HackEgo> 547) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +2011-08-20.txt:07:05:10: <NihilistDandy> Palindromes are better. +2011-08-20.txt:07:10:08: <oerjan> palindromes are self-anagrams +2011-09-12.txt:08:33:20: <CakeProphet> aspect: http://pastebin.com/yXJAs7ft here is a program I made in Haskell that outputs an infinite list of palindromes in an alphabet. +2011-09-12.txt:08:40:47: <CakeProphet> I could probably rewrite palindromes to be more readable but I prefer the concise code. +2011-09-12.txt:08:43:57: <monqy> > let palindromes alphabet = fmap (join $ (++) . reverse) ([0..] >>= (`replicateM` alphabet)) in palindromes "abc" +2011-10-14.txt:03:04:44: <elliott> a math problem involving counting palindromes? +2011-10-19.txt:20:13:46: <HackEgo> 521) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +2011-12-24.txt:05:46:06: <kallisti> @tell Ngevd More fun Haskell programs. A program that generates palindromes in a given alphabet: http://hpaste.org/steps/49131 +2011-12-24.txt:10:00:57: <kallisti> > let { palindromes alphabet = [0..] >>= (`replicateM` alphabet) >>= (\x y -> (x++y) : map ((x++).(:y)) alphabet) `ap` reverse } in palindromes "abc" +2011-12-28.txt:12:43:02: <monqy> not the palindromes? +2011-12-28.txt:12:43:13: <kallisti> but I use that to make palindromes yes. +2012-01-05.txt:01:09:49: <kallisti> palindromes are core to my research hcraeser ym ot eroc era semordnillap +2012-01-12.txt:18:30:13: <kallisti> `pastelog palindromes
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30588 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +460) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +466) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +467) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +474) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +475) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +476) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +478) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +484) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +486) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +490) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +503) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +504) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +511) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +513) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +514) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +520) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +521) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +551) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +556) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +609) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +614) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +618) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items.
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30696 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +2011-09-21.txt:02:02:22: <evincar> ...and you can do computation with both of them, so why not also with adjectives/sets? +2011-09-21.txt:02:17:53: <evincar> `log <cheater.*adjective +2011-09-21.txt:02:17:57: <HackEgo> 2011-09-21.txt:02:17:53: <evincar> `log <cheater.*adjective +2011-09-21.txt:02:18:44: <monqy> `pastelogs evincar.*adjective
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30774 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2007-01-22.txt:13:06:53: <fizzie> Then atto, zepto and yocto. The last two always make me smile. +2009-09-26.txt:22:11:47: <ehird> The z and y on the extreme prefixes zepto-, yocto- and Zetta-, Yotta- suggest the start of a series backwards through the alphabet. Following the initial letters are distorted Greek numerals (h)epta- and octa-. This pattern has been extended further, with the terms xenno-, weko-, vendeko-, udeko- and xenna-, weka-, vendeka-, udeka-, from Greek ennea-, deka-, endeka-, dodeka-; sometimes a t is added for greater differentiation, though both xento-, wekto- et +2011-04-15.txt:04:28:03: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:28:04: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:04:28:38: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:28:39: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:04:29:06: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:29:08: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:04:29:33: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:29:39: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:04:29:46: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:29:47: <zeptobot> -> quote +2011-04-15.txt:04:29:54: <zeptobot> -> quote +2011-04-15.txt:04:30:02: <zeptobot> -> PRIVMSG #esoteric : ! AttributeError: 'Symbol' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:04:31:29: <zeptobot> -> PRIVMSG #esoteric : ! AttributeError: 'Symbol' object has no attribute 'car' +2011-04-15.txt:04:31:38: <zeptobot> -> PRIVMSG #esoteric : ! TypeError: 'Symbol' object is not callable +2011-04-15.txt:04:35:40: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:04:35:45: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:35:48: <zeptobot> ! NameError: global name 'List' is not defined +2011-04-15.txt:04:35:55: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:04:36:00: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:36:06: <zeptobot> -> (x . x) +2011-04-15.txt:04:36:13: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'NilClass' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:04:36:26: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:04:36:34: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:36:37: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:36:40: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:36:44: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:36:46: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:36:48: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:37:26: <Sgeo> zepto? +2011-04-15.txt:04:37:48: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:38:39: <zeptobot> -> (x . x) +2011-04-15.txt:04:39:09: <elliott> yes, it's called zepto. (after picolisp, obviously.) +2011-04-15.txt:04:39:35: <zeptobot> -> -42 +2011-04-15.txt:04:39:41: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:39:55: <zeptobot> -> "i am a symbol" +2011-04-15.txt:04:40:36: <elliott> Sgeo: zepto is better. +2011-04-15.txt:04:40:49: <zeptobot> -> 'x +2011-04-15.txt:04:40:52: <zeptobot> -> '''''''''x +2011-04-15.txt:04:40:54: <zeptobot> -> '''''''''''''x +2011-04-15.txt:04:40:57: <zeptobot> -> '''''''''''''"x a b" +2011-04-15.txt:04:41:00: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'bind' +2011-04-15.txt:04:41:43: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:47:15: <zeptobot> ! ParseFail: Invalid character ) +2011-04-15.txt:04:47:17: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:47:20: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'bind' +2011-04-15.txt:04:47:31: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'bind' +2011-04-15.txt:04:47:53: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:04:48:36: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:49:57: <zeptobot> -> ;;asd +2011-04-15.txt:04:49:59: <zeptobot> -> ;;asdf +2011-04-15.txt:04:50:03: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:50:04: <zeptobot> -> -> +2011-04-15.txt:04:53:18: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:53:21: <zeptobot> -> "-> " +2011-04-15.txt:04:53:23: <zeptobot> -> " -> " +2011-04-15.txt:04:53:30: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:53:32: <zeptobot> -> x +2011-04-15.txt:04:53:34: <zeptobot> -> "\"" +2011-04-15.txt:04:53:44: <zeptobot> -> \ +2011-04-15.txt:04:53:55: <zeptobot> -> " \" +2011-04-15.txt:04:54:07: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:04:54:11: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:54:12: <zeptobot> -> " \" +2011-04-15.txt:04:54:14: <zeptobot> -> \ +2011-04-15.txt:04:54:29: <monqy> zeptolisp looks confusing :( +2011-04-15.txt:04:55:59: <zeptobot> -> "hello world! \"this is a test\"" +2011-04-15.txt:04:59:01: <zeptobot> -> "no brah, no" +2011-04-15.txt:04:59:05: <zeptobot> -> "no brah, no" +2011-04-15.txt:04:59:07: <zeptobot> -> 1 +2011-04-15.txt:05:01:56: <zeptobot> -> nil +2011-04-15.txt:06:30:24: <elliott> Ilari breaks zeptobot +2011-04-15.txt:06:31:55: <elliott> What zeptobot thinks the message text is: +2011-04-15.txt:06:32:16: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:06:32:23: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:06:32:25: <zeptobot> -> 42 +2011-04-15.txt:06:35:58: <elliott> fizzie: Yah, but zeptobot is a ``grosse five-minute hacke''. +2011-04-15.txt:06:36:17: <elliott> (Zepto itself is longer, of course. And woefully incomplete.) +2011-04-15.txt:07:25:14: <zeptobot> -> ('()) +2011-04-15.txt:15:42:18: -!- zeptobot has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). +2011-04-15.txt:15:45:24: <elliott> RIP zeptobot some time -- some other time +2011-04-15.txt:15:47:40: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:15:47:42: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'str' +2011-04-15.txt:15:47:50: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:15:47:54: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:15:47:56: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-15.txt:15:47:57: <zeptobot> -> 42 +2011-04-15.txt:15:48:01: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:15:52:48: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:15:52:53: <zeptobot> -> x +2011-04-15.txt:15:52:56: <zeptobot> -> 42 +2011-04-15.txt:15:53:08: <zeptobot> -> 42 +2011-04-15.txt:15:53:15: <zeptobot> -> (#primitive def) +2011-04-15.txt:15:53:24: <zeptobot> -> def +2011-04-15.txt:15:53:29: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-15.txt:15:54:27: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-15.txt:15:54:38: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:15:58:45: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:15:58:53: <zeptobot> -> ((c) ()) +2011-04-15.txt:15:59:11: <zeptobot> -> (42 ()) +2011-04-15.txt:15:59:16: <zeptobot> -> (#primitive def) +2011-04-15.txt:15:59:30: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-15.txt:15:59:41: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-15.txt:15:59:51: <zeptobot> -> "strings!!! strings" +2011-04-15.txt:16:00:04: <zeptobot> -> "a wonderful place to live" +2011-04-15.txt:16:00:08: <zeptobot> -> hell +2011-04-15.txt:16:00:10: <zeptobot> -> "a wonderful place to live" +2011-04-15.txt:16:00:18: <zeptobot> -> def +2011-04-15.txt:16:00:33: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Symbol' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:16:00:48: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:16:00:54: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:16:01:01: <zeptobot> -> (42) +2011-04-15.txt:16:01:06: <zeptobot> -> (42) +2011-04-15.txt:16:01:09: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-15.txt:16:01:35: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:16:01:39: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:16:01:42: <zeptobot> -> (()) +2011-04-15.txt:16:01:46: <zeptobot> -> (()) +2011-04-15.txt:16:02:03: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:16:02:20: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:16:02:24: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:16:02:26: <zeptobot> -> (()) +2011-04-15.txt:16:02:34: <zeptobot> -> (()) +2011-04-15.txt:16:02:37: <zeptobot> -> (()) +2011-04-15.txt:16:03:26: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:16:03:33: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:16:03:35: <zeptobot> -> (42 42 42 ()) +2011-04-15.txt:16:03:55: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:16:03:59: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:16:04:22: <zeptobot> -> (42 42 42) +2011-04-15.txt:16:04:28: <zeptobot> -> ((42) (42) (42)) +2011-04-15.txt:16:04:38: <zeptobot> -> ("like you a ho" "like you a ho" "like you a ho") +2011-04-15.txt:16:06:30: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:16:06:55: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:16:06:57: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:16:08:22: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-15.txt:16:08:26: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-15.txt:16:08:29: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:16:08:37: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:16:10:25: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:16:10:29: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:16:10:31: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:16:11:02: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:16:11:06: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:16:11:08: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:16:13:24: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:16:13:45: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:16:13:47: <zeptobot> -> 42 +2011-04-15.txt:16:13:50: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-15.txt:16:13:56: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:16:14:01: <zeptobot> -> "no jew brotha" +2011-04-15.txt:16:15:32: <zeptobot> -> (()) +2011-04-15.txt:16:15:34: <zeptobot> ! ParseFail: Expected EOF but got ) +2011-04-15.txt:16:15:37: <zeptobot> -> (() ()) +2011-04-15.txt:16:16:07: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:16:16:11: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:16:16:13: <zeptobot> -> ((x) (y)) +2011-04-15.txt:16:16:25: <zeptobot> -> a-list +2011-04-15.txt:16:16:34: <zeptobot> -> quote +2011-04-15.txt:16:16:36: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:16:16:44: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:16:55:51: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:18:19:20: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:18:19:25: <zeptobot> -> (#primitive def) +2011-04-15.txt:18:19:37: <zeptobot> -> 42 +2011-04-15.txt:18:43:43: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-22.txt:17:41:03: <elliott> ais523: anyway, ZEPTO has no special forms. +2011-04-22.txt:21:12:07: <elliott> Vorpal: Just porting Zepto from Python to C. +2011-04-22.txt:21:12:15: <Vorpal> elliott, zepto is? +2011-04-22.txt:21:18:27: <elliott> Gregor: Not as supafast as the Zepto Silly Allocation SystemXXX +2011-04-22.txt:21:18:41: <elliott> Zepto Egregiously Silly Tallocationsystem. +2011-04-22.txt:21:19:04: <oerjan> zepto zeriouzly zilly zallocationzyztem +2011-04-22.txt:21:33:53: <elliott> This is Zepto, performance is irrelevant, all that matters is some sort of vaguely-defined sense of aesthetics based around being slow. +2011-04-22.txt:23:16:54: <elliott> ZEPTO +2011-04-22.txt:23:20:22: <elliott> I'm using the Zepto Bargain Basement Copying Collector And Heap Expander, made by Fly By Wire industries. +2011-04-23.txt:00:25:12: <elliott> pikhq: Actually the allocation is going to be done with the Zepto Basement Bin Copying Collector. +2011-04-23.txt:00:27:22: <elliott> pikhq: Like all of Zepto, it is coded to meet Zepto's weird aesthetic preferences over anything else. +2011-04-23.txt:00:28:26: <elliott> Zepto makes no asses. It is not an ass factory. +2011-04-23.txt:00:29:05: <pikhq> elliott: I presume "Zepto" means "yours"? +2011-04-23.txt:00:30:19: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-23.txt:00:30:25: <elliott> zeptobot: Get broken by these mortals. +2011-04-23.txt:00:30:28: <zeptobot> -> (x . x) +2011-04-23.txt:00:30:38: <elliott> (x . x) is how zeptobot feels about people breaking it. So don't do that. +2011-04-23.txt:00:30:44: <zeptobot> -> (99) +2011-04-23.txt:00:30:52: <zeptobot> -> (99) +2011-04-23.txt:00:31:05: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Symbol' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-23.txt:00:31:19: <monqy> how does zepto work +2011-04-23.txt:00:36:55: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-23.txt:00:37:40: <zeptobot> -> (x . x) +2011-04-23.txt:00:37:51: <zeptobot> -> "no jew brotha" +2011-04-23.txt:00:37:59: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-23.txt:00:38:01: <zeptobot> -> 9 +2011-04-23.txt:00:38:22: <zeptobot> -> "no brah, no" +2011-04-23.txt:00:38:23: <zeptobot> -> "like you a ho" +2011-04-23.txt:00:38:57: <zeptobot> -> "u a fuka" +2011-04-23.txt:00:41:05: <zeptobot> -> "u a fuka" +2011-04-23.txt:00:41:25: <zeptobot> -> (('a) ('b) ('c)) +2011-04-23.txt:00:41:30: <zeptobot> -> (a b c) +2011-04-23.txt:00:41:46: <zeptobot> -> (('9) ('9) ('9)) +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:22: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Pair' object has no attribute 'bind' +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:36: <zeptobot> -> "u a fuka" +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:41: <zeptobot> -> x +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:42: <zeptobot> -> (x x) +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:50: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'bind' +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:54: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'bind' +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:57: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'bind' +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:59: <zeptobot> -> (9) +2011-04-23.txt:00:43:02: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-23.txt:00:43:12: <zeptobot> -> foo +2011-04-23.txt:00:43:13: <zeptobot> -> (foo foo) +2011-04-23.txt:00:43:18: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-23.txt:00:43:20: <zeptobot> -> (id 9) +2011-04-23.txt:00:43:58: <zeptobot> -> x +2011-04-23.txt:00:44:04: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'NilClass' object has no attribute 'unbind' +2011-04-23.txt:00:44:09: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-23.txt:00:46:38: <zeptobot> -> x +2011-04-23.txt:00:46:44: <zeptobot> -> x +2011-04-23.txt:00:47:32: <elliott> It Zepto-works. +2011-04-23.txt:00:48:55: <zeptobot> -> x +2011-04-23.txt:00:49:20: <zeptobot> ! AttributeError: 'Pair' object has no attribute 'bind' +2011-04-23.txt:00:49:28: <zeptobot> -> ('x) +2011-04-23.txt:01:45:07: <elliott> Sweet, I have a Zepto interpreter that can't actually do anything. +2011-04-23.txt:02:02:18: <elliott> monqy: "i'm not Zepto enough to understand your allocator" +2011-04-23.txt:02:02:21: <elliott> the answer is: more zepto. +2011-04-23.txt:02:02:29: <monqy> I'm not zepto enough to understand your allocator :( +2011-04-23.txt:02:02:55: <elliott> why not use zepto, all zepto code is easy to read. +2011-04-23.txt:02:06:15: <elliott> Sgeo: zepto is so fucking better +2011-04-23.txt:02:06:45: <elliott> because i am making zepto because picolisp isn't fucking chill enough +2011-04-23.txt:02:15:16: -!- zeptobot has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). +2011-04-23.txt:02:23:20: <monqy> too zepto +2011-04-23.txt:02:24:06: <elliott> INSUFFICIENTLY zepto +2011-04-23.txt:02:26:55: <elliott> Gregor really likes crushing dreams. he is so not Zepto. +2011-04-23.txt:02:39:55: <elliott> ok more zepto time +2011-04-23.txt:02:40:14: <monqy> casts, "the zepto way" +2011-04-23.txt:02:40:52: <monqy> zeptoed +2011-04-23.txt:02:49:48: <elliott> zepto.c:159: warning: implicit declaration of function ‘strdup’ +2011-04-23.txt:02:52:25: <elliott> zepto.c:159: warning: implicit declaration of function ‘strdup’ +2011-04-23.txt:02:52:30: <elliott> [ 0/1 ] gcc -g -std=c99 -Wall -Wextra zepto.c -o zepto +2011-04-23.txt:02:57:57: <elliott> from zepto.c:2: +2011-04-23.txt:02:59:07: <elliott> zepto.c:153: warning: passing argument 1 of ‘posix_memalign’ from incompatible pointer type +2011-04-23.txt:18:07:54: <elliott> i should write it in zepto instead. oh wait. +2011-04-23.txt:19:06:18: <elliott> that's not zepto. also, my experience with Fythe tells me that gmp is a fucking pain in the ass. +2011-04-23.txt:19:09:05: <elliott> Yeah, but long division requires more brain power than allowed by the Zepto manifesto. +2011-04-23.txt:19:11:09: <elliott> FUCK YOU, ANTI-ZEPTO +2011-04-23.txt:19:12:08: <elliott> Limitations are not Zepto. +2011-04-23.txt:19:13:19: <Vorpal> <elliott> Not Zpetototo <-- don't you mean Zeptototo +2011-04-25.txt:02:14:55: <elliott> hmm, i should port my little recursive descent routines from zepto.py +2011-04-25.txt:02:14:58: <elliott> yes, i'm still writing zepto.c +2011-04-25.txt:02:24:45: <monqy> very zepto +2011-04-25.txt:02:26:09: <elliott> Gregor: But my GC /will/ be the Zepto Bargain Basement Copying Collector. +2011-04-25.txt:02:53:42: <monqy> are segfaults zepto +2011-04-25.txt:02:54:10: <elliott> you can never be zepto +2011-04-25.txt:02:54:12: <elliott> only i am zepto +2011-04-25.txt:02:54:18: <pikhq> I take it that you don't check for NULL from malloc, for being insufficiently zepto? +2011-04-25.txt:02:59:17: <elliott> 0x0000000000400c6a in intern (s=0x613060 "x") at zepto.c:102 +2011-04-25.txt:02:59:33: <Sgeo_346126> elliott, difference between zepto and pico? +2011-04-25.txt:02:59:40: <elliott> Sgeo_346126: zepto has all the bitches. +2011-04-25.txt:02:59:45: <monqy> zepto is zepto +2011-04-25.txt:03:00:03: <Sgeo_346126> If it weren't for newLISP, zepto might not exist. +2011-04-25.txt:03:00:13: <pikhq> Zepto is also un-otpez. +2011-04-25.txt:03:00:45: <Sgeo_346126> I think I mentioned newlisp, causing elliott to redirect me to picolisp, causing him to regain interest in picolisp, causing zepto +2011-04-25.txt:03:00:58: <elliott> with zepto +2011-04-25.txt:19:53:41: <elliott> Zepto. +2011-04-26.txt:02:22:40: <elliott> so fucking zepto +2011-04-26.txt:02:26:29: <elliott> zeptorgasmic +2011-04-29.txt:19:01:45: <monqy> where are zeptobot and news-ham +2011-04-29.txt:19:02:12: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-29.txt:19:02:36: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-29.txt:19:02:41: <zeptobot> -> abc +2011-04-29.txt:19:03:08: <elliott> now we just need zepto +2011-04-29.txt:19:03:17: <elliott> i think ill cheat by modifying zeptobot +2011-04-29.txt:19:05:07: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-29.txt:19:05:13: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-29.txt:19:05:53: <zeptobot> ! NameError: name 'Symbol' is not defined +2011-04-29.txt:19:06:11: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-29.txt:19:06:17: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-29.txt:19:06:19: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-29.txt:19:06:25: <elliott> I HATE YOU ZEPTOBOT +2011-04-29.txt:19:06:29: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-29.txt:19:06:47: <elliott> s = zepto.run(text[2:]) +2011-04-29.txt:19:06:47: <elliott> if isinstance(s, zepto.Symbol) and s.name.startswith('SAY '): +2011-04-29.txt:19:07:26: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-29.txt:19:07:29: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-29.txt:19:07:34: <elliott> i hate your guts zeptobot +2011-04-29.txt:19:08:28: <zeptobot> -> () +2011-04-29.txt:19:08:30: <zeptobot> -> "hello " +2011-04-29.txt:19:08:35: <zeptobot> ^ul (!c puts("?so `echo !bot what are ""the \""m/ \""m/ haps my friends"))S +2011-04-29.txt:19:17:12: <zeptobot> ^ul (!c puts("?so `echo !bot what are ""the \""m/ \""m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do???"))S +2011-04-29.txt:19:20:03: <zeptobot> ^ul (!c puts("?so `echo !bot what are ""the \""m/ \""m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do???"))S +2011-04-29.txt:19:26:52: <zeptobot> asdfgh +2011-04-29.txt:19:27:20: <quintopia> what is zeptobot supposed to do anyway? +2011-04-29.txt:19:27:25: <elliott> zepto +2011-04-29.txt:22:39:06: -!- zeptobot has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). +2011-05-04.txt:20:51:16: <elliott_> its not as good as zepto +2011-05-05.txt:18:05:08: <monqy> I'd like to see zeptobot do that +2011-05-05.txt:18:06:09: <elliott> zeptobot can do everything you horrible person +2011-05-05.txt:18:29:20: <elliott> Gregor: What about ZEPTO============> +2011-05-16.txt:19:59:42: <monqy> elliott: is this for zepto +2011-05-16.txt:19:59:56: <elliott> monqy: no this is so unzepto +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30798 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,112 @@ +2008-03-14.txt:20:48:37: <Deewiant> google suggests hexham, england +2009-02-07.txt:17:13:24: <ehird> ais523: hexham +2009-02-07.txt:17:23:07: <ehird> "Hexham is the administrative centre for the Tynedale district" +2009-02-07.txt:17:24:45: <ais523> hexhamshire used to be a county +2009-02-21.txt:23:31:43: <ehird> 4 orchard terrace, hexham, northumberland, united kingdom, ne46 3pw +2009-04-06.txt:18:49:28: <ehird> AnMaster_ipv6: 4 orchard terrace, hexham, northumberland +2009-04-06.txt:18:51:10: <fizzie> Hexham sounds like an awesome name. Something sort of combination of witch-style cursery and ham. +2009-04-06.txt:18:51:38: <ais523> ehird was surprised that I'd heard of Hexham before he told me +2009-04-06.txt:19:02:45: <Asztal_> there's a Hexham Close near me, so I'd heard the word. +2009-04-25.txt:20:46:58: <ais523> and now you live in Hexham, which is famous although its residents deny it +2009-04-25.txt:20:47:19: <ehird> Born in hemel hempstead (sp)... somewhere or another for a while... west pelton... prudhoe... and hexham +2009-05-22.txt:16:40:53: <ehird> nooga: if you drop by hexham you're welcome not to visit me +2009-05-22.txt:16:44:02: <nooga> ehird: isn't hexham that village near newcastle? +2009-05-22.txt:16:46:18: <ehird> nooga: then the only thing you could do in Hexham is either come on the right day and look at the boring market and not visit a 13-year-old named elliott hird +2009-06-05.txt:00:22:23: <oerjan> fizzie: hexham or something like that +2009-06-05.txt:20:54:11: <ehird> 16:22:23 <oerjan> fizzie: hexham or something like that +2009-06-05.txt:20:55:06: <ais523> unless he's been constantly lying, though, he lives in Hexham +2009-07-02.txt:15:44:19: <ais523> although if Hexham's as boring as you claim it is, that might give me an incentive to avoid your hometown and so avoid you by implication +2009-07-02.txt:15:46:51: <ehird> It just looks like a church to me and it's called Hexham Abbey +2009-07-02.txt:15:47:06: <ehird> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexham_Abbey +2009-07-02.txt:15:59:47: <nooga> http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/7200/642pxhexhamabbey.jpg gahahahaha +2009-07-02.txt:18:29:08: <oerjan> <ais523> ehird: I don't think I've ever conciously avoided you either <-- i think you need to go to hexham to do that properly +2009-07-02.txt:18:37:57: <ais523> oerjan: I was wondering if conciously avoiding Hexham was sufficient +2009-08-20.txt:07:29:59: <oerjan> i think hexham should count, with that name +2009-10-04.txt:03:14:16: <ehird> 4 Orchard Terrace, Hexham, England +2009-10-08.txt:03:15:18: <oerjan> sir ehird, baron of hexham +2009-10-12.txt:14:35:31: <ehird> you may all call me "mr really-obscure-village-near-hexham-but-nearer-prudhoe" +2009-10-15.txt:12:39:01: <ais523> ehird: hexham? or somewhere else? +2009-10-15.txt:12:40:22: <ais523> although, I presume you were surprised I'd even heard of Hexham in the first place +2009-10-15.txt:12:42:00: <ehird> Lived in Prudhoe before Hexham, anyawy. +2009-10-15.txt:12:43:21: <ehird> Just checked; the village is 10 miles away from Hexham. +2009-10-17.txt:21:35:30: <ehird> in hexham there was an exchange in town +2009-11-28.txt:01:26:31: <ais523> I doubt there even is a Baron of Hexham +2009-11-28.txt:01:28:04: <ais523> Aubrey Geoffrey Frederick Rippon, Baron Rippon of Hexham +2010-03-20.txt:18:44:39: <fizzie> alise: I don't remember where you live, but walking from Hexham (which I think was at least nearby at some point) to where I live would take you just 5 days, 13 hours. (It involves some 371 steps; you take the Newcastle-Ijmuiden-Amsterdam ferry to Netherlands, then the Hoek van Holland-Harwich ferry back to UK, then the Harwich-Esbjerg ferry to Denmark; then you just walk across Denmark (a hundred miles or so), take another ferry to Rostock, and from there to H +2010-03-20.txt:18:53:53: <Deewiant> The car-directions hexham->helsinki make more sense +2010-03-20.txt:18:59:25: <alise> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=helsinki+to:brussels&hl=en&geocode=&mra=ls&dirflg=w&sll=-5.52475,179.448463&sspn=74.498813,114.433594&ie=UTF8&ll=48.806863,8.481445&spn=13.289494,28.608398&z=5 +2010-03-20.txt:18:59:33: <alise> Hexham, Helsinki, Brussels. +2010-05-02.txt:01:42:29: <alise> My wall of my room in the previous Hexham house that my computer stood at had a down-staircase on the other side. +2010-05-22.txt:14:06:06: <alise> AnMaster: It's 25 degrees in Hexham apparently but it's nowhere near that temperature here indoors +2010-07-17.txt:23:28:41: <alise> The Hexham Courant is the biggest waste of trees I've ever read. +2010-08-01.txt:16:56:27: <alise> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexham +2010-08-04.txt:01:00:10: <alise> If you're not in Newcastle, you're too far away to visit Hexham without making me worry that rape is a serious possibility. +2010-08-14.txt:17:05:09: <alise> Hexham is north-east. +2010-12-18.txt:20:50:50: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, I DETEST YOU AND I AM ALREADY ON A TRAIN TO HEXHAM TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A LAMP POST. +2010-12-29.txt:12:51:29: <Phantom_Hoover> Hey, one of the people on the Oolite board is from Hexham. I should tell elliott. +2010-12-29.txt:17:04:17: <elliott> 04:51:29 <Phantom_Hoover> Hey, one of the people on the Oolite board is from Hexham. I should tell elliott. +2010-12-29.txt:17:08:31: <Phantom_Hoover_> elliott, I have absolutely no idea about him other than that he is from Hexham and his punctuation and spelling are good +2011-01-22.txt:00:58:06: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, I know you live in Hexham and I know your surname. +2011-01-22.txt:00:58:50: <Phantom_Hoover> How many people can there be in Hexham +2011-01-22.txt:01:39:01: <pikhq> Especially as there is a second Elliott Hird in Hexham. +2011-09-12.txt:01:50:24: <ais523> but you can't shout loud enough to reach Birmingham from Hexham +2011-09-12.txt:01:55:28: <ais523> elliott: interestingly, Google Maps suggests two entirely different routes from Hexham to Birmingham +2011-09-12.txt:01:56:14: <ais523> also, I didn't really appreciate that Hexham was that far North +2011-09-12.txt:01:57:16: <ais523> that'd make sense, who'd put Hexham in a geoIP? +2011-09-12.txt:01:58:31: <elliott> "We could not calculate directions between Hexham, UK and Birmingham, AL." +2011-09-12.txt:01:58:55: <ais523> http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham+uk&daddr=birmingham+uk&hl=en&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=34.122306,85.869141&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFZHTIAMdKBvj_ylzcUEbLZRwSDGYee6u8P6Byg&vpsrc=0&mra=ls&t=m&z=7 +2011-09-12.txt:02:05:52: <elliott> http://www.sustrans.org.uk/map?searchKey=hexham&searchType=search&Search=Find this is not very pleasant to use +2011-09-12.txt:02:05:54: <ais523> anyway, route 72 seems to go through hexham +2011-09-12.txt:02:07:53: <ais523> the route seems to be mostly along the north of Hexham, and makes a small detour to visit the railway station +2011-09-12.txt:02:09:03: <ais523> that should be your walking route from Hexham to Birmingham +2011-09-12.txt:02:09:34: <ais523> but Hexham's so far north of Birmingham that I doubt it +2011-09-12.txt:19:11:29: <elliott> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:11:42: <elliott> it goes from hexham to the netherlands +2011-09-12.txt:19:13:38: <Taneb> Also, I think Hexham has a disproportionately large amount of esoteric programming enthusiasts +2011-09-12.txt:19:15:32: <Vorpal> <Taneb> And as far as I am aware, we've NEVER MET <-- how large is Hexham? +2011-09-12.txt:19:31:50: <oerjan> <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: I and Taneb can never meet. <-- wait, wouldn't it be ok as long as it is nowhere near hexham? +2011-09-12.txt:19:32:59: <Phantom_Hoover> nooga, fun fact: Hexham is Borders slang for hell. +2011-09-12.txt:19:38:09: <elliott> ais523: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:40:54: <Phantom_Hoover> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:41:58: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, sorry, http://maps.google.com/maps?q=from:+hexham+to:+edinburgh+to:+68.269125,19.376158&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=48.224673,1.318359&spn=31.503035,57.65625&sll=53.917281,-1.801758&sspn=6.951905,14.414062&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&vpsrc=6&dirflg=w&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:45:19: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: oklopol: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:helsinki+to:Kiruna,+Sweden&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3B%3B&sll=67.554754,18.797607&sspn=2.773689,11.634521&vpsrc=0&hl=en&dirflg=w&mra=ls&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:46:05: <Deewiant> http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=59.800634,10.634766&spn=31.091097,70.136719&sll=59.800634,10.195313&sspn=31.091097,70.136719 +2011-09-12.txt:19:46:56: <Taneb> http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=59.800634,10.634766&spn=31.091097,70.136719&sll=59.800634,10.195313&sspn=31.091097,70.136719 +2011-09-12.txt:19:47:25: <elliott> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Riga,+Latvia+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3B%3BFVQelgMdAId8ASmRBiGWxwuSRjFj9-I7hL1OzQ%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&sll=59.592995,11.21014&sspn=29.97045,93.076172&vpsrc=0&hl=en&mra=ls&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:48:25: <oklopol> i could even fly to hexham but i guess that'd defeat the purpose +2011-09-12.txt:19:51:00: <elliott> olsner: this is our base route: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Riga,+Latvia+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3BFWjvZAMdks9vASntPQflsM_uRjEw_vJozc8ABA%3BFVQelgMdAId8ASmRBiGWxwuSRjFj9-I7hL1OzQ%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&sll=59.592995,11.21014&sspn=29.97045,93.076172&vpsrc=6&hl=en&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&ll=59.888937, +2011-09-12.txt:19:56:26: <Taneb> We've got to get to Northern Sweden from Hexham via Scotland, Belgium, England, Netherlands, England, Denmark, Germany, Latvia, Sweden, Estonia and Finland together without meeting +2011-09-12.txt:20:05:14: <Taneb> That's a bit like Hexham, then +2011-09-13.txt:18:34:55: <elliott> `log hexham +2011-09-13.txt:18:34:58: <HackEgo> 2010-12-18.txt:20:50:50: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, I DETEST YOU AND I AM ALREADY ON A TRAIN TO HEXHAM TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A LAMP POST. +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:19: <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb has 'Hexham' on ping. +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:31: <elliott> `log hexham +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:35: <HackEgo> 2011-09-12.txt:19:48:25: <oklopol> i could even fly to hexham but i guess that'd defeat the purpose +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:50: <elliott> `log hexham +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:54: <HackEgo> 2011-07-16.txt:22:00:56: <oklofok> well i kind of live in hexham too +2011-09-13.txt:20:23:11: <Taneb> It's actually bigger than Hexham +2011-09-13.txt:20:24:23: <Taneb> Wow, Hexham and Scotland have swapped populations +2011-09-13.txt:20:24:47: <Gregor> BUT WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF HEXHAM (the land of six pigs) +2011-09-13.txt:20:28:31: <Taneb> Practically in Hexham +2011-09-16.txt:15:12:50: <Taneb> I blame the awful weather in Hexham +2011-09-16.txt:16:33:39: <fizzie> Hexham, Latvia. +2011-09-17.txt:21:08:33: <ais523> elliott: Subject: [SPAM?] SPAM: example viagra cialis hexham didgeridoo +2011-09-17.txt:21:09:22: <monqy> viagra cialis hexham didgeridoo +2011-09-18.txt:00:58:31: <ais523> perhaps I should give lessons in-channel, so elliott doesn't have to walk all the way from Hexham to attend them +2011-09-18.txt:16:30:45: <Ngevd> I think there's actually someone near HEXHAM, THE CAPITAL OF ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING who does it for a living +2011-09-18.txt:16:41:32: <Phantom_Hoover> <Ngevd> I think there's actually someone near HEXHAM, THE CAPITAL OF ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING who does it for a living +2011-09-18.txt:18:54:32: <Ngevd> It was invented by someone from Hexham +2011-09-20.txt:16:38:58: <Ngevd> It thinks Hexham's in... Israel? So I have to say I'm in the middle of the Atlantic to compensate +2011-09-20.txt:16:39:53: <fizzie> There's a Hexham everywhere. +2011-09-20.txt:16:40:58: <fizzie> Hexham is where the heart is. <- An old Chinese proverb. +2011-09-20.txt:20:18:48: <elliott> i'm in the great fridge we call "hexham +2011-09-20.txt:20:20:16: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, wait, what's the nearest city to Hexham. +2011-09-20.txt:20:22:09: <elliott> Has nobody told Phantom_Hoover about the wormhole near Hexham? +2011-09-21.txt:18:42:25: <elliott_> "The esolanger who is aware of IWC's existence who is regularly in #esoteric and who lives in Hexham" was pretty ambiguous before he came along :P +2011-09-21.txt:18:42:38: <ais523> wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric? +2011-09-21.txt:18:43:04: <ais523> given that Hexham is minor enough that elliott_ was surprised that I'd heard of it +2011-09-21.txt:18:43:19: <Gregor> It's surprising that they've never met given that the entire population of Hexham is six pigs and twelve farmers to maintain the six pigs. +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:26: <elliott_> <ais523> wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric? +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:41: <elliott_> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:55: <ais523> I thought it was reasonably well-known that elliott_ lived in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:46:16: <elliott_> `pastelogs hexham
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.3080 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,124 @@ +2005-10-25.txt:23:44:45: <jix> !glass http://rafb.net/paste/results/u8OmKA86.txt +2005-12-01.txt:16:45:20: <nooga> http://rafb.net/paste/results/MS6Mtu81.html +2005-12-09.txt:21:12:36: <jix> typedef uint8_t u8; +2005-12-09.txt:21:12:51: <jix> then u8 is a 8bit unsigned +2005-12-09.txt:21:21:47: <fizzie> Then you'll probably need to do something like #ifdef UINT8_MAX typedef uint8_t u8; #define SET8(a,b) ((a) = (b)) #define GET8(a) (a) #else typedef uint_fast8_t u8; #define SET8(a,b) ((a) = ((b)&0xff)) #define GET8(a) ((a)&0xff) #endif, if you want your thing to work on platforms where no 8-bit integers exist. +2006-09-09.txt:00:48:33: <calamari> mplayer filename.mp3 -ao pcm:nowaveheader:file=output.dsp -srate 8000 -af-adv force=1 -af channels=1,format=u8 +2006-09-09.txt:00:51:53: <calamari> u8 = unsigned 80bit +2006-10-19.txt:05:00:12: <calamari> mplayer filename.mp3 -ao pcm:nowaveheader:file=audio.dsp -srate 8000 -af-adv force=1 -af channels=1 -format u8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:11:03: <immibis> !factoid qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:12: <GreaseMonkey> ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:13: <toBogE> qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:21: <GreaseMonkey> !factoid qemu8 is +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:22: <GreaseMonkey> ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:24: <toBogE> qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:28: <GreaseMonkey> !factoid qemu8 is +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:29: <GreaseMonkey> ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:31: <toBogE> qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:24: <immibis> !factoid qemu8 is +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:30: <immibis> ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:34: <toBogE> qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:47: <immibis> !factoid qemu8 is +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:53: <immibis> ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:53: <toBogE> qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:59: <immibis> !factoid qemu8 is ! +2007-07-02.txt:09:21:01: <immibis> ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:21:15: <immibis> !factoid qemu8 is qemu, version 8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:21:21: <immibis> !factoid qemu8 is qemu, version 8 which is not known to exist yet +2007-08-26.txt:10:29:26: <Figs> http://rafb.net/p/MeAsRu82.html +2008-04-19.txt:19:51:28: <EsoBot> fdft` uf1ffJfufffSff1fdfff1fBdfeff1ufKfudff[ff f fwdfm`ffSfffu`f$ffffuIf6ffu8fffu'ff%ffufKfuff1f[ffUfWfVfSfgfD$gfT$gf$f.gfBf=vfffffgf\$ff1f1gT$ft rftOfukM< vegf|$f<=ug?ugf\$f1f>g|$ v3gfGg8D$t*f"< v< vgf$fHf9}gfCfEf1fFfwdgfagf<$tgfff[f^f_f]fVWQfY_^fWffiQfY_ffffff@uf$ffPfh$fh)ff)fffUfWfVfSfgfL$fgfD$fgf$gf9D$}8ffPfh$fgfD$ffPfh$fpffpgf|$uf1bf%ff1f1gfD$gf(f1tfVfWfhQ%f#ffFf tffGffuf +2008-06-24.txt:15:37:34: <AnMaster> CreateReadAndWrite(U8, uint8_t) +2008-06-24.txt:20:00:19: <AnMaster> it is default gnu89 I think? +2008-06-24.txt:20:00:35: <AnMaster> but gnu89 wouldn't +2008-06-24.txt:20:01:42: <AnMaster> so I got no idea if gnu89 will work correctly +2008-06-24.txt:20:05:52: <AnMaster> ais523, so really trying to convert it to gnu89 is totally unsupported from my side? +2008-06-24.txt:20:14:42: <AnMaster> also gnu89 *does* support varadic macros +2008-06-24.txt:20:42:00: <ais523> interpreter.c99:72: warning: C99 inline functions are not supported; using GNU89 +2008-06-24.txt:20:44:29: <AnMaster> I just have no intention on supporting compiling as gnu89 +2008-06-24.txt:20:44:50: <ais523> what does gnu89 inline mean anyway? +2008-06-24.txt:20:45:55: <AnMaster> however "extern inline" and "inline" without extern have reversed meanings beteween gnu89 and C99 iirc +2008-07-13.txt:22:46:27: <tusho> http://rafb.net/p/Eou8W588.txt +2008-09-23.txt:20:32:01: <tusho> sruq894ue98tjmf98ujirkuioaua89w4k09e8rsah7ye8a95jye6897hyyujmriouj89048dk89es7kru8txinjcv dhjkzsu98ra7ik8sdiopufjdnvm hsektufy978 +2008-09-29.txt:14:50:06: <tusho> AnMaster: dfhsu akaesthilru2314892u18902412349u89234 +2008-10-08.txt:06:20:28: <fungot> aju868 +2009-01-07.txt:20:41:51: <ehird> AnMaster: average is 0.62 http://pastie.org/354977.txt?key=inzzwzudzj4u82liaeozw +2009-01-29.txt:17:26:51: <AnMaster> ehird, does http://rafb.net/p/0gPG5U88.html make any sense to you? +2009-02-05.txt:23:40:22: <ehird> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7qyjLuWVU8 +2009-04-11.txt:19:39:00: <Judofyr> ehird: http://pastie.textmate.org/private/js9hcu8mqsx4xl5vsmn4q +2009-05-26.txt:18:03:33: <ais523> dqAUo3AQzWWvZ-IHZGNfi0Z7Aw_GC2pam5X39xkdFHQI7ggSNE53QMYBSeyAJ0%7cbqkyg7YNVpHIk_tGrE-68fFnc0kX79Qa913-xSLSZPAMHlyIubz_4wrZrNk2u9vRhHOv7W%7cIMMKtMGhuMz8vkVo7mLi9UQCNkMi6CQhsTCulqkVImjKunHUWsHfINxwd7vLcmfnTR_FYm%7c1243357268; navcmd=_xclick; pNTcMTtQfrJuaJiwEnWXQ6yNxfq=5mv9RU4DctpsQ9re8jiTEh_JImwBUbicIr7FvspGKVQe8hjrwdl_RlC99UYGDLzzp3vd1gAmrIbXQqXt8oETB_fq6Ge1UBpjmfKeevJ8goC2hs5tc3KX_Ho1I6wIgIN0vjhyfY9ftf2FxLYIdIEu8bg7EBQXC- +2009-05-26.txt:18:03:34: <ais523> TVzUYFXxJETr2tshK8PcCE4y5z5tFohs4wYca_1iIRds5Rz1VAhhu84PwLZYw_JAKatkZtmxn84zZYjC-TSp4nhXOFctIUj50m0BTwK8IVThZXxMZ-DgPVnkrX36pzZ4ZxTWdks-7k7i5p8Boqy0JoN-kIeG1qgV4uTn4ajaZP9ZNCsmGOsBCvXvC9cc68-moa-DQxi_oE_0OpF7tE; 6Vt_kuBZl8VlyHAqyfqTECtzKXS=4FmsD86w5SZMRES5DmDJOUf8i2MUEbgVvNrxy-YD1bl1DQlvynIlaY86brrCYbUQzov9tNBAz90bxc47 +2009-05-28.txt:23:20:46: <Deewiant> http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hRIu8-oMq5U5Kl6RtgGZAtmoNyfw +2009-07-22.txt:20:38:06: <GregorR-L> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41%2B3Uu8q-HL._AA280_.jpg <-- it just gave me this image. One word: "wtf?" +2009-07-27.txt:15:42:48: <ehird> "You want you too you wait for unsigned". (U1 U2 U8 :P) +2009-08-07.txt:15:02:07: <ehird> http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/PwccqNBl5qtxvki3vTc7oo9no1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1249740096&Signature=iPL8Sjiw8BVkaPnSLT5dhf3vbU8%3D ;; Well, this is simple! +2009-08-07.txt:17:10:41: <ehird> http://pastie.org/575632.txt?key=maxdtnu8lhtptvmdwqwkfq +2009-08-07.txt:17:51:39: <ehird> ais523: http://pastie.org/575632.txt?key=maxdtnu8lhtptvmdwqwkfq (ignore the case 4:) line +2009-10-13.txt:15:49:05: <ehird> 12q33w4e5dt67y12345e6r76t87y89u9i234w5ed6fr7t78gyh8u90iJ_0Okp322222222222wsss4ed5rf6tg77hy8u99ji00ko--23w4se5drrrrrft67ghu89i0-oooop123w4e5dgt67uy89j0ik-ol=;23w4e5dt67ghu89j0iko-p=[ +2009-10-18.txt:12:57:54: <ehird> 123qw4e555t67gu89i932qw4e55t67 +2009-12-12.txt:13:24:16: <fizzie> ui.c:254: warning: C99 inline functions are not supported; using GNU89 +2009-12-24.txt:07:56:39: -!- zzo38 has quit ("* I'm too lame to read LKAJSDFPONAEITOGUMW4OTU89M3MYMIOYM2A9X084YTM87)))K:f_)>+<*ym@gy<*hwg*hgehx)iuLZAA.doc *"). +2010-01-15.txt:04:11:13: <ehird> gcc (Ubuntu 4.4.1-4ubuntu8) 4.4.1 +2010-03-05.txt:14:41:08: <scarf> AnMaster: u8ok for arrows +2010-03-05.txt:18:54:05: <AnMaster> (I guess gnu89 could have worked too, didn't try it) +2010-03-05.txt:22:33:19: <cpressey> I like this one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqBHWOzNBU8 +2010-03-18.txt:00:02:09: <Deewiant> http://pastebin.com/U816YgtS is what it comes out with now (minus 30000 movb's) +2010-03-20.txt:18:12:40: <alise> [#324qw56e7ri8ulp9jo[0j['0oi;pj0l98hyngtfrxeadwq4rs6hu8,ghp0oi[;0,l98gu7y6tfry5d6t4esrw3aqe4st6p0o'l[0ogy6utfd65eswra432qstdey6p[0o'0j98sw5y6gtik09y6tr4eswgr4sw6tr4efwas4uy60pytfresar6y6tr4fesw646ir4fe3r4y6eaw87tr4ef +2010-05-04.txt:04:08:32: <cap11235> What happens when you run 'modprobe snd_au8830' as root? +2010-05-04.txt:04:09:19: <calamari> FATAL: Module snd_au8830 not found. +2010-05-04.txt:04:09:32: <cap11235> Try 'modprobe snd-au8830' +2010-05-04.txt:04:13:43: <calamari> ./kernel/sound/pci/au88x0/snd-au8830.ko +2010-05-04.txt:04:18:59: <calamari> insmod: error inserting '/lib/modules/2.6.28-18-generic/kernel/sound/pci/au88x0/snd-au8830.ko': -1 Invalid module format +2010-05-04.txt:04:25:07: <cap11235> "apt-file search snd-au8830.ko" as root +2010-06-11.txt:12:53:26: <AnMaster> [ 0.000000] Linux version 2.6.31-22-generic (buildd@crested) (gcc version 4.4.1 (Ubuntu 4.4.1-4ubuntu8) ) #60-Ubuntu SMP Thu May 27 02:41:03 UTC 2010 (Ubuntu 2.6.31-22.60-generic) +2010-06-21.txt:23:56:17: <olsner> (the name of a Shulman song, btw, http://open.spotify.com/track/77srFu8ZmyivyhM9YZkNlk) +2010-07-26.txt:00:44:05: <Gregor> I stole that from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8 , which you should watch if you feel you're no longer in need of your sanity. +2010-07-31.txt:23:50:57: <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Not since I watched http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8 +2010-08-01.txt:02:51:32: <Gregor> I'll spam link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8 instead +2010-08-24.txt:02:26:38: <alise> http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/d4gu8/askreddit_what_are_some_unexplainable_things_you/ +2010-10-17.txt:03:35:22: <catseye> SGeo: Here, get giddy with joy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCaU8LcwGTA +2010-10-31.txt:04:06:40: <elliott> pikhq: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuOB2_u87fo +2010-11-13.txt:20:11:38: <fizzie> "Sun Fire 880 8 x 900 MHz UltraSPARC III+ 16 GB RAM Solaris 10 10/09 s10s_u8wos_08a SPARC" +2010-11-15.txt:22:12:13: <fizzie> echo `od -An -N8 -tu8 /dev/urandom` 1728038%p | dc +2010-11-15.txt:22:13:50: <elliott> ; n=`{echo `{od -An -N8 -tu8 /dev/urandom} $linecount % p | dc} +2010-11-15.txt:22:14:45: <elliott> ; n=`{echo `{od -An -N8 -tu8 /dev/urandom} $linecount'%p' | dc} +2010-11-15.txt:22:14:55: <elliott> ; echo `{od -An -N8 -tu8 /dev/urandom} $linecount'%p' +2010-11-15.txt:22:16:28: <fizzie> Anyway, with -N8 -tu8 that takes a random number in the [0, 2^64-1] range, so the bias with modulo-1728038 will be that some lines are taken with a probability of 0.00000057869097786042607 and some with 0.00000057869097786048028, while they should be uniformly 0.00000057869097786044057. +2010-11-16.txt:21:59:55: <elliott> http://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VutELgGQ23UEOR4UMo73E5ZtPQujY1tbYuonaG8cfhiJ7qzTRCPSV1nYXXP_9VmMqtEIR9tNvV2Jm5wXMrROAxdbuUf8WHxcanzn9ggGTl4ndwuvAhjeJ275UQdtPTxzguqat0U8VcALxAob8qvAfBgVeNi9DA +2010-11-22.txt:14:34:00: <elliott> echo u89sfus98s9 >prefaux +2010-12-07.txt:00:28:05: <elliott> ^?ELF^A^A^A^C^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^B^@^C^@^A^@^@^@L<80>^D^H,^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@4^@ ^@^A^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@<80>^D^H^@<80>^D^H/^A^@^@3^A^@^@^G^@^@^@^@^P^@^@ZY»^M<81>^D^H<89>Ã1À<8d>Hÿò®<89>Ã<8b>Oü¿/<81>^D^H<81>ùccd^@^O<95>^G<89>Þ<8d>K^D<8d>S^OHt#[<81>;-ccdt^Eö^Gÿt Æ^G^@H<89>ót^M[Ht YHt^EZHt^A_QSö^Gÿu^Ej^VXÃ<80>1ɵ^Hj^EXÃ<80>P<85>Àx9¹ S^@^@<89>Ãj6XÃ<80>ö^Gÿu8SR1Ò²^K¹$<81>^D^Hj^A[j^DXÃ<80>²^A1Ûj^CXÃ<80>Z[¹ +2010-12-17.txt:00:37:28: <elliott> Vorpal: WHOOPS LOOK AT THAT http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm301/r3ynor/plateau8.png in-air minecarts in single-player survival game +2010-12-22.txt:19:33:34: <elliott> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND7tU8JME_g +2010-12-30.txt:23:43:28: <zzo38> Very retarded I think. I think GNU C uses gnu89 by default so it doesn't enable any of the stupid C99 features, only the non-stupid ones are enabled. +2010-12-30.txt:23:44:46: <zzo38> So I use gnu89 mode which is the default mode. +2011-01-13.txt:11:55:25: <fizzie> C1x also adds u8"foo" UTF-8 string literals, and u"foo" / U"foo" Unicode wide-character (of type char16_t / char32_t, corresponding to UTF-16 / UTF-32, respectively) string literals, and a <uchar.h> header for conflaburating in-between things. +2011-01-13.txt:21:04:20: <elliott> WHYWYHOIERYDRLTKJFGH,IOJKLD;SA'SC.F,GNMHLG;KJFD;SPOACLV,XCMVNBL,FGKTRPOEI45039ROKIO908I94586U859RTUYIR9TUJWHY +2011-01-23.txt:18:17:23: <elliott> HOW DO YOU DO CHARSETS WITH HASKELL ASKJXGCYKLDFJHCNVKFJGNKGDXLF;SJ,NMBGHJDSUIDAOK;LCMVNBSJKGHRIJE89MU84OEITJRDGKLFMCVGDTRIO54896UFGJKNJKGTUIIGJKFN +2011-04-15.txt:22:39:28: <news-ham> Magazine: Our Elderly Wildlife Issuehttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/u8A4tk_8uY0/ +2011-05-08.txt:02:06:24: <oerjan> 05:13:28 <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.reddit.com/r/math/comments/h5wv8/your_thoughts_on_a_feynman_quote/c1stu8p +2011-05-23.txt:15:17:24: <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/hhsu8/its_official_i_have_no_life/ +2011-06-15.txt:17:43:13: <pikhq> ais523: With the compatibility one being enabled by -std=c89, std=gnu89, -fgnu89-line, or attribute((gnu_inline)). +2011-06-16.txt:06:23:42: <zzo38> In addition to C99, you might also need to have one for C89, GNU89, GNU99, and the newer draft standards. +2011-06-18.txt:01:56:08: <zzo38> And if you want to avoid GNU89 then you can test for that too in some way. +2011-06-18.txt:02:12:16: <zzo38> And perhaps also "gnu89" to use the "gnu89" version (Clang also supports "gnu89" mode). +2011-06-18.txt:02:40:09: <zzo38> Although perhaps it might be useful to have a macro called "gnu89" which tests for all the GNU extensions except the ones that are intentionally not supported in Clang. +2011-06-18.txt:22:03:56: <Vorpal> pikhq_, ekopath just let me down: "warning: C99 inline functions are not supported; using GNU89" +2011-06-23.txt:04:54:08: <zzo38> C99 includes some things I think do not belong. Even GNU89 includes some things I think do not belong. Is why I invent this subset (I believe it works in GNU89 mode in both GCC and LLVM C compiler, but both of them support more than what I said) +2011-06-24.txt:20:41:03: <zzo38> And what I was proposing with C, is I mentioned list of things, which is a superset of C89 but a subset of GNU89. So maybe something similar idea with Haskell. +2011-06-24.txt:20:46:41: <zzo38> (Also a subset of the features that Clang supports in GNU89 mode) +2011-07-01.txt:04:52:11: <zzo38> I happen to like a subset of the "GNU89" version of C +2011-07-16.txt:10:13:13: <oklopol> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0&feature=related fny sho +2011-08-23.txt:23:21:49: <zzo38> When programming in C, I usually prefer a subset of GNU89. +2011-08-23.txt:23:22:29: <zzo38> (GNU89 does have some of the things that were added in C99, too) +2011-08-27.txt:08:27:35: <CakeProphet> U8expect;/* how to interpret ambiguous tokens */ +2011-08-27.txt:08:27:53: <CakeProphet> that's U8 expect; +2011-09-12.txt:01:58:55: <ais523> http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham+uk&daddr=birmingham+uk&hl=en&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=34.122306,85.869141&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFZHTIAMdKBvj_ylzcUEbLZRwSDGYee6u8P6Byg&vpsrc=0&mra=ls&t=m&z=7 +2011-10-21.txt:07:26:32: <Patashu> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u88AOoYAOQE this is pretty much the best TAS +2011-11-01.txt:19:28:50: <elliott> Foo links to /nix/store/89sdfusd89fu89sdfu9-libssl-3.9/lib/libssl.so +2011-11-01.txt:19:29:16: <elliott> Empty RPATH, linking to /nix/store/89sdfusd89fu89sdfu9-libssl-3.9/lib/libssl.so? RPATH=/nix/store/89sdfusd89fu89sdfu9-libssl-3.9/lib, linking to libssl.so? +2011-12-24.txt:12:56:57: <fizzie> Vorpal: And we have wchar_t, but it's not explicitly Unicode-related at all. C11x adds char16_t and char32_t which are always in UTF-16 and UTF-32, respectively, and functions to deal with that; as well as u8"foo" string literals that are always UTF-8. +2011-12-24.txt:13:07:23: <fizzie> Anyway, for string literals "foo" is in char with unspecified encoding, L"foo" is in wchar_t with unspecified encoding, u"foo" and U"foo" are in char16_t and char32_t, respectively, with unspecified encoding unless those macros are defined; and, finally, u8"foo" is also in char, but explicitly UTF-8 encoded. +2011-12-26.txt:17:59:31: <fungot> 2l3o4o5k6s7 8l9i2k3e4 5t6h7i8s9 2i3f4 5y6o7u8 9d2r3o4p5 6t7h8e9 2^3C +2011-12-27.txt:00:10:36: <Vorpal> like u8"foo" +2011-12-27.txt:00:11:15: <Vorpal> `log u8 +2011-12-27.txt:00:11:23: <Vorpal> `pastelogs u8 +2011-12-27.txt:00:11:25: <Vorpal> `pastelog u8
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30825 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +2012-10-10.txt:19:42:26: <oerjan> `pastelogs zzo38 codensityask
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30838 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +2006-05-22.txt:05:03:35: <rabidpoobear> so like "python whirlinterp.py examplefile.txt"? +2006-12-28.txt:10:13:44: <pgimeno> damn, my server still breaks with python files even if they're renamed as .txt +2008-03-14.txt:21:43:46: <ehird> AnMaster: http://python.ca/scgi/protocol.txt +2008-06-11.txt:12:25:04: <oklopol> about the flow thingie, here's some of my python interps output and sample code http://www.vjn.fi/pb/p335414614.txt +2008-07-03.txt:09:43:22: <oklopol> http://www.vjn.fi/oklopol/python.txt updated this, it used to be a fucking cartesian product i made in about 30 seconds :P +2008-07-03.txt:09:48:36: <AnMaster> <oklopol> http://www.vjn.fi/oklopol/python.txt updated this, it used to be a fucking cartesian product i made in about 30 seconds :P <-- not readable! +2008-11-21.txt:09:34:32: <oklopol> http://www.vjn.fi/oklopol/python.txt though that's just the interp, but the irc stuff is trivial ofc +2010-05-30.txt:18:49:18: <alise> Bootstrapping Python: http://www.vjn.fi/pb/p3558378555.txt +2010-05-30.txt:19:33:14: <alise> CakeProphet: Edit this: http://www.vjn.fi/pb/p1222944752.txt then compile it to Python with this: http://www.vjn.fi/pb/p8823673854.txt +2010-05-30.txt:20:18:11: <alise> ais523: here is a bootstrapping binary for Python-model CPUs: www. vjn.fi/pb/p8823673854.txt +2010-05-30.txt:20:18:36: <alise> ais523: and finally, here's a look at what's to come when we complete the project of making Python Awesome: www. vjn.fi/pb/p1928734847.txt +2011-01-08.txt:01:42:52: <oklopol> elliott: www.vjn.fi/oklopol/python.txt +2011-05-21.txt:02:04:24: <GreaseMonkey> btw, 373-byte bog-slow BF interpreter in python: http://pubacc.wilcox-tech.com/~greaser/stuff/litebf3.py.txt +2011-05-21.txt:02:30:11: <elliott_> <GreaseMonkey> btw, 373-byte bog-slow BF interpreter in python: http://pubacc.wilcox-tech.com/~greaser/stuff/litebf3.py.txt
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30862 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2007-02-17.txt:02:05:15: * ihope logreads +2007-02-18.txt:03:34:06: <bsmntbombdood> oerjan.logread_amount > 100 +2007-03-07.txt:01:24:57: <bsmntbombdood> dirty little logreader +2007-04-01.txt:16:13:15: <ais523> I've changed it now anyway, just in case a logreader decides to impersonate me +2007-04-08.txt:17:00:14: <ais523> (I'm having Internet access problems at the moment, so can't come online as often as I'd like and have resorted to logreading (which I do anyway)) +2007-06-18.txt:04:10:17: <bsmntbombdood> the logreading alphabet +2007-06-25.txt:13:39:22: <ais523> (I was logreading and saw how someone managed to get it to part by mistake, but I've got it back to normal over the normal IRC channels.) +2007-10-15.txt:18:57:51: <bsmntbombdood> /logreads +2007-10-19.txt:12:07:41: * ais523 is the sort of logreader who suddenly continues conversations that ended days ago with no warning +2007-10-25.txt:15:51:11: * ais523 was logreading and saw people discussing their discovery +2007-11-04.txt:01:11:48: * oklopol is a fanatic logreader +2008-03-21.txt:18:03:43: <ais523> were you logreading, or was that just good timing? +2008-04-02.txt:22:50:40: <ais523|busy> ehird_: I'm busy with something else at the moment, I don't have time to go logreading +2008-04-03.txt:10:09:16: <ais523> sorry, I was logreading and that just jumped out at me +2008-04-03.txt:11:09:21: <ais523> (ehird: I know you're not in the channel right now but I'm assuming you logread) +2008-04-05.txt:22:24:27: <ehird_> oh, and ais523, I do logread +2008-04-26.txt:09:41:08: <oklopol> but ais prolly doesn't logread +2008-04-26.txt:14:15:06: <ehird> <oklopol> but ais prolly doesn't logread 09:41:08 +2008-04-26.txt:14:19:21: <ehird> oh, and if ais523 is logreading, it seems http://indecenturl.com/ got put up for realz +2008-04-26.txt:14:33:22: <ehird> oklofok: time to logread +2008-04-26.txt:14:33:26: <ehird> i replied to your logreads +2008-05-01.txt:17:12:08: <ehird> if you've been logreading you will soon banish me +2008-05-01.txt:17:12:18: <ais523> hi, and I haven't been logreading +2008-05-07.txt:21:08:13: * oklopol needs to do some logreading +2008-06-11.txt:09:20:17: <oklopol> yay i like it when people shut up while i'm logreading +2008-06-12.txt:22:02:37: <tusho> AIS523 IF YOU ARE LOGREADING +2008-06-13.txt:16:12:34: <tusho> i was just clearing up any confusion for logreaders +2008-06-15.txt:00:52:12: <tusho> augur: you fail at logreading! +2008-06-15.txt:18:52:08: * ais523 wonders if ehird's logreading +2008-06-15.txt:19:04:36: <ais523> and apparently logreading, so I was wrong +2008-06-16.txt:15:55:03: <tusho> Hiato: he logreads +2008-06-16.txt:20:55:37: <oklopol> sry, logreading took a sec :< +2008-06-18.txt:15:07:40: * ais523 logreads +2008-06-24.txt:22:39:06: <tusho> come back, logreadais523 +2008-07-02.txt:16:19:23: <tusho> but yes, ais, if you're logreading, do come +2008-08-10.txt:23:35:29: <tusho> AnMaster-logread-note: +2008-08-16.txt:00:24:15: <oklopol> also you fuckers talked so fast logs went past the screen and i have to open logreader again +2008-08-18.txt:20:42:54: <ais523> TUSHO LOGREAD NOTICE: You fail at setting Anagolf Brainfuck problems. +2008-08-24.txt:00:03:05: <tusho> logread. +2008-08-27.txt:22:04:01: <ais523> oerjan might be logreading +2008-08-27.txt:23:05:25: <ais523> oerjan: were you logreading? +2008-08-27.txt:23:05:51: <oerjan> <ais523> oerjan might be logreading +2008-09-01.txt:18:51:53: <tusho> i was just logreading and saw that +2008-09-01.txt:18:52:14: <fizzie> tusho: What's the point of the /ignore if you logread the stuff still? +2008-09-01.txt:18:54:56: <tusho> psygnis__: logread. +2008-09-01.txt:20:01:07: <ais523> I might logread it later +2008-09-01.txt:20:12:51: <tusho> i'll logread +2008-09-01.txt:20:21:52: <tusho> well i was just logreading +2008-09-04.txt:13:39:36: <tusho> @logreading prudes: now playing wolfgang amadeus mozart - leck mich im arsch +2008-09-04.txt:16:43:30: <ohsut> actually, probably the real tusho is logreading and tweaking things just to annoy us +2008-09-12.txt:23:02:36: <ais523> you can still logread... +2008-09-20.txt:20:03:45: <ais523> wow, I haven't logread for months +2008-09-20.txt:20:03:47: <ais523> I used to logread all the time... +2008-10-15.txt:16:34:06: <ais523> as #esoteric has lots of logreaderes +2008-10-15.txt:16:34:09: <ais523> *logreaders +2008-10-17.txt:09:31:21: <ais523> and I was planning to logread it later +2008-10-27.txt:10:41:35: <fizzie> Were you one of those logreading people? Tried out 1200 transcribed Penny Arcade comics, and Agora rules, yesterday. Both of those weren't too bad. +2008-10-27.txt:10:47:23: <ais523> I don't exactly logread +2008-10-27.txt:10:47:45: <ais523> so it's like I've been here all the time, and I read scrollback rather than logreading +2008-10-27.txt:10:48:11: <fizzie> Well, logreading, scrollback-reading; same thing. +2008-10-30.txt:22:25:16: <ais523> ah yes, I remember from logreading now +2008-11-25.txt:17:35:02: <fizzie> Logreading: it's not just a good idea - it's the law! +2008-12-05.txt:18:09:20: <ais523> oerjan: been logreading? +2009-01-03.txt:22:12:38: <ais523> I know you aren't here, but IIRC you logread +2009-01-12.txt:23:40:51: <ehird> kerlo first entered here when he was 12, I know this because as an obsessive logreader I have to keep track of these things +2009-01-22.txt:13:14:46: <ehird> you were a logreader before you ever came in +2009-02-07.txt:19:37:14: <ais523> yep, ehird left ##nomic in a huff and hasn't rejoined since, but apparently logreads it anyway +2009-02-07.txt:19:47:26: <oklopol> AnMaster: i try my best not to consider logreaders. +2009-02-07.txt:20:12:30: <ais523> probably ehird doesn't even ened to logread +2009-02-09.txt:15:34:34: <ehird> ais523 logreader: thoughts? +2009-02-14.txt:14:57:11: <ehird> sorry, I've been away for a whoooole day so I'm megalogreading. +2009-03-02.txt:16:00:19: <oerjan> and that concludes my logreading. you should now be safe for a while, at least unless you say anything. +2009-03-03.txt:16:01:18: <ais523> actually, I'll logread it, I haven't done that in a while +2009-03-05.txt:15:57:52: <ais523> ehird: that CSS expires, think of the logreaders! +2009-03-05.txt:16:01:57: <AnMaster> THINK OF THE LOGREADERS! +2009-03-05.txt:16:02:50: <AnMaster> and THINK OF THE LOGREADERS!! +2009-03-05.txt:16:07:42: <ehird> probably because of my logreading tendencies +2009-03-06.txt:20:41:17: <oerjan> i note that i tend to do that sometimes when logreading +2009-03-08.txt:16:42:04: <ais523> so it's utterly useless for any logreader +2009-03-12.txt:00:07:38: <ais523> so much for ehird's permanent pastes for helping logreaders things +2009-03-12.txt:16:02:17: <ehird> no, I'm logreading +2009-03-15.txt:19:10:02: <fizzie> I also linked to the google-groups URL three days ago; someone hasn't been diligently logreading! +2009-04-01.txt:22:31:11: <ais523> admittedly, he wasn't in the channel when we were talking to him, but he was obviously logreading +2009-04-04.txt:21:56:20: <fizzie> Deewiant: No, I mean, it's been the topic on the channel several times. You should be logreading. +2009-04-04.txt:21:56:31: <ehird> everyone should logread +2009-04-08.txt:20:24:55: <ais523> asie[Virus]: even if AnMaster did, oerjan or someone could logread it +2009-04-09.txt:19:12:06: <ehird> you spammed my inner logreader. +2009-04-10.txt:22:09:19: <ehird> ais523: Sure they do; I'm an avid logreader, I do it for interest and fun. +2009-04-16.txt:22:14:49: <ais523> oklopol: been logreading? +2009-04-17.txt:20:58:44: <oklopol> in case you left in the 2 minutes i spent logreading after that +2009-05-09.txt:23:32:41: <oerjan> although that may be because i had already changed to logreading, and so saw the preceding part immediately +2009-05-22.txt:16:46:49: <ehird> while logreading +2009-05-22.txt:17:03:19: <ehird> finally my logreading is over +2009-05-22.txt:20:13:45: <oerjan> <ehird> finally my logreading is over +2009-05-26.txt:17:47:42: <ais523> oerjan: been logreading, or just an out-of-content reply? +2009-05-29.txt:21:22:21: <ehird> i logread this way, psygnisfive, so phooey :) +2009-05-29.txt:21:26:09: <AnMaster> <ehird> i logread this way, psygnisfive, so phooey :) <-- I completely understand why psygnisfive is irritated. The same way of your "respond before you read it all" have irritated me too. +2009-05-29.txt:21:27:56: <ehird> AnMaster: thankfully I don't care what you think about my logreading responses. +2009-05-29.txt:21:29:36: <ehird> AnMaster: Also, me responding to logreads doesn't affect anyone else. Cluttering the hill with mututally-drawing does. +2009-05-29.txt:21:29:55: <AnMaster> <ehird> AnMaster: Also, me responding to logreads doesn't affect anyone else. Cluttering the hill with mututally-drawing does. <-- yes it does, for whoever got highlighted +2009-06-02.txt:23:22:16: <ehird_> okay now i've logread +2009-06-02.txt:23:22:19: <ehird_> and read the responses to my logreading +2009-06-18.txt:21:19:46: <pikhq> ehird, logreader extraordinare. +2009-06-19.txt:18:33:13: <ehird_> ais523: now i have to logread, BAH! +2009-06-19.txt:18:48:22: <ehird_> logreading over. +2009-06-21.txt:19:44:20: <ehird> LOGREADING +2009-06-21.txt:19:44:40: <ehird> yay logreading over +2009-06-21.txt:19:44:42: <GregorR> ehird is totally the kind of guy to have a logread script that PREVENTS him from reading new messages :P +2009-06-21.txt:19:44:44: <ehird> now to read the logs that appeared while logreading +2009-06-21.txt:19:46:04: <ehird> 19:44 GregorR: ehird is totally the kind of guy to have a logread script that PREVENTS him from reading new messages :P +2009-06-21.txt:19:50:48: <Deewiant> ehird: 19:33, a few lines up, my message. You fail at logreading. +2009-07-07.txt:19:50:31: <ehird> I wish ais523 logread. +2009-07-08.txt:10:53:07: <fizzie> If you logread, you'd know it was the original source for what led to the "national park" discussion. +2009-07-08.txt:10:53:26: <ais523> no, I don't normally have the focus to logread +2009-07-08.txt:19:37:32: <ehird> 02:53:26 <ais523> no, I don't normally have the focus to logread +2009-07-08.txt:19:37:40: <ehird> that i directed at you if you logread +2009-07-08.txt:19:37:50: <ehird> 11:50:31 <ehird> I wish ais523 logread. +2009-07-14.txt:22:23:48: <GregorR> AnMaster: ehird's been logreading. +2009-07-14.txt:22:25:54: <AnMaster> ehird, I don't logread +2009-07-15.txt:11:46:34: <ehird> okay now i will logread oklokok's questions +2009-07-15.txt:13:26:49: <oerjan> oklokok: i was logreading +2009-07-15.txt:13:30:05: <oerjan> if i had been, i would not be logreading it, would i? +2009-07-15.txt:22:07:28: <ehird> Don't you hate it when I logread and reply before reading on? +2009-08-06.txt:14:45:09: <oerjan> a run-by logreading +2009-08-06.txt:14:46:12: <ehird> we have a culture of blocked logreading/responding +2009-08-08.txt:14:01:45: <ehird> my logreading has not yet seen you +2009-08-10.txt:15:25:00: <ehird> so I still haven't finished logreading yet! +2009-08-19.txt:23:19:24: <ehird> oerjan: Logread :P +2009-08-20.txt:17:35:11: <ehird> everyone logreads +2009-08-29.txt:12:15:42: <oklofok> let's see context, i've been skipping on logreading +2009-09-15.txt:04:52:58: <ehird> ... oldest ... logreading ... ever +2009-09-18.txt:23:43:27: <ehird> I'm logreading the things I missed. +2009-09-20.txt:00:55:49: <ehird> (I'm skipping logreading the middle day...) +2009-09-20.txt:20:32:32: <ehird> I must quit my bad habit of logreading, but please do note, later down: +2009-09-26.txt:20:02:38: <AnMaster> I don't generally logread +2009-09-29.txt:01:59:15: <ehird> and so i finish logreading. +2009-09-29.txt:15:27:15: <ehird> i can't wait to logread +2009-09-29.txt:15:28:39: <ehird> ais523: anyway, summary of the few-line logreading if your browser is now nc(1) or something: "you're wrong! no, wait, whoever that is is wrong. correction, you're wrong!" +2009-10-08.txt:09:26:03: <fizzie> I don't really know what the music discussion was about, wasn't here when it started and I don't really bother with logreading. +2009-10-10.txt:08:46:00: <fizzie> Well, I *would*, but I need to be in a bus in something like 10 minutes, so this is not really the time. But if you want to blab it here, I can logread it later. :p +2009-10-20.txt:00:04:40: <ehird> Oh yeah, I didn't finish logreading +2009-10-28.txt:00:49:21: <ehird> Stupid being disconnected while logreading +2009-11-07.txt:20:00:45: <ehird> Sgeo: I logread. +2009-11-07.txt:20:01:20: <Sgeo> When you logread, I can't see your reaction +2009-11-07.txt:20:02:03: <ehird> Sgeo: You can see my reaction if you logread too. +2009-11-07.txt:23:10:37: <ehird> and so i am going to have to flight by which i mean /ignore goodbye temporarily please do not take it personally thank you i will probably logread because i have no self control bye +2009-11-07.txt:23:10:51: <ehird> okay logreading now./ +2009-11-10.txt:00:08:56: <ehird> 1. you fail at grammar 2. you don't logread +2009-11-10.txt:07:51:03: <{}_> <ehird> 1. you fail at grammar 2. you don't logread <-- actually I do look for highlights. Apart from that I don't usually log read +2009-11-15.txt:15:56:59: <AnMaster> ehird, yes but ais doesn't logread +2009-11-15.txt:16:59:49: <ehird_> Already logread. +2009-11-15.txt:17:10:44: <ehird_> STILL FUCKING LOGREADING BITCH :||||||||| +2009-11-16.txt:13:50:24: <ais523> wow, I need to logread more often +2009-11-16.txt:20:44:40: <ehird> but I won't bother replying to any arguments ais523 makes when i say my responses, unless the ones I logread are logical +2009-12-01.txt:16:56:16: <ais523> (and you know he logreads, right?) +2009-12-01.txt:16:57:04: <oklofok> and yes, i know he logreads +2009-12-01.txt:16:57:36: <oklofok> "oklofok: thank god ehird isn't here" was targeted to logreading ehird most of all +2009-12-05.txt:07:55:19: <ehird> NECROLOGREAD +2009-12-08.txt:12:15:19: <ais523> (ehird logread: I've started using xmonad again for some things; once I found out it supported multiple desktops, it fits my workflow much better, as I can ensure there's exactly two windows on a desktop when I want to tile two) +2009-12-30.txt:11:08:12: <ehirdiphone> oerjan: Good luck logreading +2009-12-31.txt:06:03:04: <coppro> he's a logreader +2009-12-31.txt:06:28:50: <ehirdiphone> coppro: I logread on my iPhone. +2010-01-10.txt:16:24:09: <ais523> ehird: did you logread before coming online, by the way? +2010-01-25.txt:00:57:37: <bsmntbombdood> logread +2010-02-12.txt:22:07:28: <alise> AnMaster: i'm logreading an entire week +2010-02-13.txt:14:25:52: <alise> logreading +2010-02-14.txt:17:23:51: <oklopol> Wareya: sorry i'm so excited about my own thing i mostly ignore boat and logread it every few minutes :| +2010-02-18.txt:02:46:22: * pikhq logreads +2010-02-19.txt:14:18:29: <alise> cpressey's ring language sounds awesome! (Logreading while mother visits by using Opera Mini on her cheap-ass phone? Why ever not.) +2010-02-19.txt:14:29:59: <AnMaster> <alise> cpressey's ring language sounds awesome! (Logreading while mother visits by using Opera Mini on her cheap-ass phone? Why ever not.) <-- since my phone has opera mini... wouldn't it be truly horrible for that purpose? +2010-03-04.txt:12:36:13: <alise> I do logread, you know +2010-03-27.txt:19:42:22: <ais523> I should logread more often +2010-04-13.txt:23:03:04: <ais523> you sometimes get logreaders responding to you months later +2010-04-14.txt:09:58:04: <Deewiant> In case Rugxulo logreads... +2010-04-18.txt:01:18:40: <fizzie> Rugxulo: in case you logread; strange about that mandel.bf; ccbi's trace of it has numbers like 7398752256 in stack. It might be depending on some particular wraparound; I get a differently broken output with -DSTACK_TYPE='unsigned int' (or signed/unsigned long) from ff3 than with the default 'int'. +2010-04-25.txt:19:32:04: <fizzie> Ah, you logread thoroughly. +2010-04-29.txt:00:17:56: <ais523> which would be a pity, because it means I'd miss half the conversation here; maybe I'd logread +2010-05-01.txt:20:17:11: <ais523> hmm, time to go home, I'll have to discover what alise's great idea is later, or else logread +2010-05-02.txt:09:09:39: <fizzie> Rugxulo: I don't logread, but I usually notice mentions of my name; in any case, yes, I'm not terribly surprised that's the case. I'll see if I can make a better one one of these days. +2010-05-02.txt:21:17:26: <alise__> I do believe you just logread. +2010-05-03.txt:10:57:22: * Rugxulo is sorry, logreading +2010-05-03.txt:17:16:10: * alise logreads to find out what fax's response to his ignoring her was; decides not to logread for such purposes any more +2010-05-04.txt:22:15:16: * Rugxulo is logreading again +2010-05-04.txt:22:17:34: <Phantom_Hoover> Yes, I realised that when logreading. +2010-05-10.txt:23:30:58: * oerjan hopes Phantom_Hoover logreads +2010-05-11.txt:14:46:59: <Rugxulo> two links for alise (assuming he logreads): +2010-05-15.txt:17:47:11: <alise> Usually I logread every day. +2010-05-18.txt:20:56:32: <Phantom_Hoover> Without quite a lot of explanation which you can just logread for. +2010-05-22.txt:10:53:00: <alise> No, I just logread because I can't be here Monday-to-Friday. +2010-05-29.txt:01:59:08: <alise> I love slow logreading. +2010-06-04.txt:23:46:48: <alise> Phantom_Hoover: You know, entering to say something after logreading is a technique I used to use and is widely regarded as extremely immature here. +2010-06-08.txt:22:34:19: <Phantom_Hoover> I need to go, but I'll logread tomorrow. +2010-06-11.txt:07:38:55: * Rugxulo still isn't quite sure he understands what SCP is (logreading) +2010-06-16.txt:04:05:58: <Sgeo_> Does ais523 logread? +2010-06-23.txt:22:09:15: <ais523> ah, I rarely logread nowadays +2010-06-26.txt:19:08:55: <augur> i remember sending a link for you when you logread +2010-06-29.txt:20:54:29: <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, was logreading at the same time +2010-07-16.txt:00:09:26: <aliseiphone> Yeah. I logread. +2010-08-01.txt:22:51:33: <alise> He doesn't logread. +2010-08-04.txt:21:25:52: <Sgeo> Since when did you stop logreading? +2010-08-08.txt:00:59:20: <Sgeo> You could always logread to see what alise is saying +2010-09-14.txt:16:36:40: <Phantom_Hoover> alise, I know you're logreading this, so please don't take offence. +2010-09-14.txt:19:25:50: <alise> 08:36:40 <Phantom_Hoover> alise, I know you're logreading this, so please don't take offence. +2010-09-15.txt:18:36:40: <SgeoN2> I guess I should logread +2010-09-16.txt:19:21:24: <fizzie> Vorpal: Well, yes, but I can't bother logreading when there's lot of stuff. +2010-09-16.txt:21:46:54: <ais523> hmm, now I'm lost in logreading +2010-09-17.txt:18:00:56: <alise> oerjan logreads too +2010-09-18.txt:23:04:45: <alise> are you just randomly logreading? +2010-09-19.txt:02:06:21: <Sgeo|FsckPuppy> zzo38, are you a logreader? +2010-09-26.txt:16:54:03: <oerjan> <alise> this channel has no such law <-- frequent logreaders instead wish for a ban of iso-8859-1 +2010-09-29.txt:01:20:49: <alise> Phantom_Hoover logreading: ^ work that into the "real-physics" CA :P +2010-09-29.txt:01:23:44: <alise> for logreading :P +2010-09-29.txt:15:45:36: <alise> 17:20:49 <alise> Phantom_Hoover logreading: ^ work that into the "real-physics" CA :P +2010-10-04.txt:20:04:28: <alise> no way -- logreading is our national pastime +2010-10-07.txt:17:18:10: <alise> ais523: shut up i can logread as far back as I want :D +2010-10-19.txt:16:03:52: <elliott> oerjan: for logreading reference, the company wine/debian/ubuntu were referring to is Blizzard +2010-10-19.txt:21:47:32: <oerjan> <elliott> oerjan: for logreading reference, the company wine/debian/ubuntu were referring to is Blizzard +2010-10-19.txt:21:47:58: * oerjan thinks grepping for his nick will be enough logreading today. +2010-10-28.txt:17:07:31: <ais523_> elliott: did you logread my post about Jeff Atwood and reddit, btw? +2010-10-29.txt:17:43:18: <elliott> (Logreading from February? WHY NOT) +2010-10-31.txt:07:13:08: <elliott> [[LOGREADING ELLIOTT]] Write a VCS, foo. +2010-11-03.txt:15:53:53: <ais523> elliott: I might logread it, then +2010-11-03.txt:15:54:12: <ais523> I'm sorry, I've been really lax with the logreading over the past couple of years +2010-11-03.txt:15:54:36: <elliott> ais523: also, logreading is hardly a duty :) +2010-11-04.txt:02:35:26: <elliott> [LOGREADING ME] play nationstates since you can't resist, nation is called Battletoadia +2010-11-09.txt:20:52:34: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: I brought this up after me and ais523 collectively whinged about the idiocy earlier. ais523 logreads. +2010-11-09.txt:20:54:22: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: I did not address it to you, I addressed it implicitly to ais523-logreading. +2010-11-20.txt:04:10:26: <elliott_> Vorpal-logread: Yellow: "Scientific!" +2010-11-27.txt:01:42:11: <elliott> ==Phantom_Hoover logreading== I have struck diamond. I WILL NOW ACCOUNT FOR EVERY SINGLE DIAMOND BLOCK I MINE SO THAT IT CAN BE SPLIT 50/50. +2010-12-11.txt:05:32:57: <elliott> ais523logread: http://www.muppetlabs.com/~breadbox/intercal/os2diff.txt does this still suffice for using c-intercal on os/2? +2010-12-18.txt:00:03:10: <elliott> oerjan-logread: ^ +2010-12-18.txt:11:53:02: <fizzie> (Though it's not like I'm going to forget the -3 thing, just in general it could be easier to report there, since I don't really logread #esoteric, sometimes even not when I'm highlighted.) +2010-12-21.txt:03:42:34: <elliott> especially considering how popular logreading is +2011-01-03.txt:14:05:03: <elliott> j-invariant: lemme logread first +2011-01-04.txt:01:08:15: <elliott> I know you've been logreading all this time. +2011-01-08.txt:06:22:13: <Sgeo> Phantom_Hoover: If you logread, I think I accidentally left Station V3 [and sister comics on occasion] off the list +2011-01-11.txt:01:47:05: <ehurd> j-invariant: btw here's a link, mostly for my logreading benefit since i had to find it again before: axiom-developer.org/axiom-website/bookvol0.pdf +2011-01-11.txt:17:11:17: <elliott> anyway, /me continues logreading +2011-01-12.txt:00:19:39: <elliott> ...nobody should ever analogise wi- i give up i'm just going to go back to logreading +2011-01-12.txt:05:04:06: <Sgeo> elliott, when you logread this, your bot tells me to shut up about sex +2011-01-14.txt:23:56:22: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover logreading: Bad thing about skybase: Respawning often offsets you enough that you fall to your death. +2011-01-15.txt:23:27:39: * Phantom__Hoover logreads +2011-01-18.txt:02:40:36: <elliott> TO MY LOGREADING SELF: ^^^^ DO THAT +2011-01-18.txt:02:40:42: <elliott> Sgeo: You get to remind me if I don't logread. +2011-01-22.txt:20:42:47: <elliott> once I get this interface up and running, I'm going to start the Chronological Logreading Effort +2011-01-23.txt:18:16:02: <ais523> elliott: assuming you're still logreading, did you come across my regex yet? +2011-01-24.txt:00:40:19: <elliott> Logreaders rely on being able to paste logs into the channel to respond to them, so I have to get that working properly. +2011-01-26.txt:17:01:53: <coppro> I won't be logreading +2011-01-31.txt:03:36:49: <elliott> kfr: hey i'll have you know that logreading is a respected tradition here. +2011-01-31.txt:18:18:10: <elliott> (logreading in action!) +2011-01-31.txt:23:36:36: <Sgeo> (I just want the docs but am too lazy to logread +2011-02-01.txt:19:17:32: <elliott> Lymia: it's called logreading :) +2011-02-03.txt:22:10:42: <elliott> I'm logreading. +2011-02-03.txt:23:57:58: <Phantom_Hoover> ELLIOTT DO NOT LOGREAD THIS +2011-02-04.txt:01:42:22: <elliott> ais523-logreading: btw my compiler now supports "[, "], "<, ">, and "", making it the first compliant Underload parser ever... I'll probably remove it due to it being a pain, though :P +2011-02-04.txt:03:09:37: <elliott> I am but a humble logreader. +2011-02-04.txt:18:27:52: <elliott> ok, logreading was a mistake, why can't I learn to trust my past self to make the right ignores... +2011-02-04.txt:22:16:23: <Gregor> elliott: Mainly "<elliott> from the talk page: [[Can We take down all the Gay Shippings like palletShipping, Even with the warning, It just isn't right.--Quick Man 21:18, 14 May 2008 (UTC)]]", taken entirely out of context because I'm not willing to logread +2011-02-08.txt:15:43:20: <ais523> I was `addquoting from logreading +2011-02-09.txt:02:34:22: <elliott> Note-to-logreading-self-to-ask-Deewiant: Does ) ever reflect? When? +2011-02-10.txt:17:04:55: <elliott> Filthy logreader. +2011-02-16.txt:18:24:58: <elliott> I logread in order +2011-02-16.txt:18:26:25: <Gregor> elliott: Just logread durf :P +2011-02-16.txt:21:14:41: <elliott> (oerjan: don't logread from my links any more) +2011-02-16.txt:21:18:18: <oerjan> <elliott> (oerjan: don't logread from my links any more) <-- what? :( +2011-02-17.txt:19:39:53: <elliott> Deewiant: well I'm logreading :P +2011-02-19.txt:18:28:55: <elliott> i wish the other logreaders were here so i didn't seem like so much of a spammer :D +2011-02-19.txt:19:06:19: <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, incidentally, I stumbled upon your AW esolang idea while logreading. +2011-02-19.txt:19:09:50: <elliott> <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, incidentally, I stumbled upon your AW esolang idea while logreading. +2011-02-19.txt:19:22:38: <oerjan> <elliott> i wish the other logreaders were here so i didn't seem like so much of a spammer :D <-- i didn't bother to logread more than searching for my nick today. as a general rule, the longer the logs the less likely i browse all of them. +2011-02-21.txt:05:44:38: <Sgeo> He logreads. Mostly. +2011-02-21.txt:17:04:23: <fizzie> Gregor: So I fixed those {}s, in case you didn't logread. +2011-02-21.txt:20:31:04: <Gregor> elliott: Upon logreading (which I don't usually do), I see that in a message to ais. +2011-02-21.txt:20:31:22: <elliott> Gregor: I was under the impression that you did not logread, so I hardly see the point. +2011-02-21.txt:20:31:33: <elliott> (Not everybody who logreads checks pings.) +2011-02-26.txt:01:48:40: <elliott_> [PH-logreading:] (Block log); 01:55 . . Conficker (Talk | contribs) blocked Gooniepunk2010 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 seconds (about right) (account creation disabled) (Member of a website supporting internet terrorism) +2011-02-26.txt:19:21:21: <elliott> wait, have you been logreading? +2011-03-01.txt:14:35:32: <elliott> Deewiant: I logread, what more do you want! +2011-03-01.txt:14:46:49: <elliott> (LOGREADERS FROM A TIME WHERE P.ZEM.FI NO LONGER EXISTS: PAY ATTENTION.) +2011-03-03.txt:15:32:37: <Sgeo_> lrn2logread +2011-03-10.txt:06:41:21: <elliott> i picked that up by logreading +2011-03-10.txt:12:22:51: <elliott> from logreading +2011-03-11.txt:20:12:59: <elliott> or logread +2011-03-12.txt:09:38:53: <elliott> oklopol: logreading, i am also logreading +2011-03-12.txt:21:41:28: <ais523> well, you're an avid logreader :) +2011-03-13.txt:15:49:16: <cpressey> oh yes, that logread was quite enjoyable +2011-03-14.txt:14:04:49: <elliott_> but a true logreader never abandons his log. +2011-03-21.txt:20:08:17: <Phantom_Hoover> SUCK ON THAT, LOGREADERS +2011-03-22.txt:22:45:17: <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, he's logreading. +2011-03-22.txt:22:53:38: <Gregor> Then why logread :P +2011-03-22.txt:23:01:38: <Phantom_Hoover> 22:53:38: <Gregor> Then why logread :P ↠pikhq messaged him. +2011-03-22.txt:23:31:30: <Gregor> It's for people who want to actively logread the channel without actually being in it :P +2011-03-30.txt:19:43:48: <elliott> ais523: I don't logread Agora :) +2011-04-01.txt:11:41:42: <elliott> oerjan: i'm logreading :D +2011-04-05.txt:14:40:19: <elliott> also i logreaded a shitload yesterday for no real reason +2011-04-07.txt:19:54:15: <elliott> cpressey: watchoo do to http://catseye.tc/lab/robin/robin.html, i'm logreading and broken links totally destroy my flow +2011-04-21.txt:18:47:07: <oklopol> oerjan: for your logreading pleasure: a single step of the algorithm splits all the intervals in two, which means that in a polynomial amount of steps w.r.t. |x| (because strings are of length p(|x|)), we have that every interval is of size 1. of course, i haven't really told you why we're writing an algorithm, maybe i'll do that later. +2011-04-24.txt:15:41:59: <oerjan> cheater99: i know i'm just assuming he logreads +2011-04-29.txt:19:31:51: <elliott> sometimes i regret logreading +2011-04-29.txt:19:49:11: <elliott> i logread +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30909 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,47 @@ +58) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +76) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +112) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +123) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +138) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +139) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +152) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +176) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +181) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +182) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +189) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +200) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +201) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +203) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +215) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +232) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +258) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +274) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +288) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +314) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +341) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +342) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +350) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +351) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +361) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +371) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +378) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +379) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +393) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +399) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +400) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +413) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +422) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +423) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +432) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +433) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +449) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +469) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +473) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +540) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +580) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +669) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +681) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +776) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" +778) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. +785) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird +814) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30914 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,125 @@ +2005-10-25.txt:23:44:45: <jix> !glass http://rafb.net/paste/results/u8OmKA86.txt +2005-12-01.txt:16:45:20: <nooga> http://rafb.net/paste/results/MS6Mtu81.html +2005-12-09.txt:21:12:36: <jix> typedef uint8_t u8; +2005-12-09.txt:21:12:51: <jix> then u8 is a 8bit unsigned +2005-12-09.txt:21:21:47: <fizzie> Then you'll probably need to do something like #ifdef UINT8_MAX typedef uint8_t u8; #define SET8(a,b) ((a) = (b)) #define GET8(a) (a) #else typedef uint_fast8_t u8; #define SET8(a,b) ((a) = ((b)&0xff)) #define GET8(a) ((a)&0xff) #endif, if you want your thing to work on platforms where no 8-bit integers exist. +2006-09-09.txt:00:48:33: <calamari> mplayer filename.mp3 -ao pcm:nowaveheader:file=output.dsp -srate 8000 -af-adv force=1 -af channels=1,format=u8 +2006-09-09.txt:00:51:53: <calamari> u8 = unsigned 80bit +2006-10-19.txt:05:00:12: <calamari> mplayer filename.mp3 -ao pcm:nowaveheader:file=audio.dsp -srate 8000 -af-adv force=1 -af channels=1 -format u8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:11:03: <immibis> !factoid qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:12: <GreaseMonkey> ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:13: <toBogE> qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:21: <GreaseMonkey> !factoid qemu8 is +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:22: <GreaseMonkey> ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:24: <toBogE> qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:28: <GreaseMonkey> !factoid qemu8 is +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:29: <GreaseMonkey> ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:31: <toBogE> qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:24: <immibis> !factoid qemu8 is +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:30: <immibis> ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:34: <toBogE> qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:47: <immibis> !factoid qemu8 is +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:53: <immibis> ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:53: <toBogE> qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:59: <immibis> !factoid qemu8 is ! +2007-07-02.txt:09:21:01: <immibis> ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:21:15: <immibis> !factoid qemu8 is qemu, version 8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:21:21: <immibis> !factoid qemu8 is qemu, version 8 which is not known to exist yet +2007-08-26.txt:10:29:26: <Figs> http://rafb.net/p/MeAsRu82.html +2008-04-19.txt:19:51:28: <EsoBot> fdft` uf1ffJfufffSff1fdfff1fBdfeff1ufKfudff[ff f fwdfm`ffSfffu`f$ffffuIf6ffu8fffu'ff%ffufKfuff1f[ffUfWfVfSfgfD$gfT$gf$f.gfBf=vfffffgf\$ff1f1gT$ft rftOfukM< vegf|$f<=ug?ugf\$f1f>g|$ v3gfGg8D$t*f"< v< vgf$fHf9}gfCfEf1fFfwdgfagf<$tgfff[f^f_f]fVWQfY_^fWffiQfY_ffffff@uf$ffPfh$fh)ff)fffUfWfVfSfgfL$fgfD$fgf$gf9D$}8ffPfh$fgfD$ffPfh$fpffpgf|$uf1bf%ff1f1gfD$gf(f1tfVfWfhQ%f#ffFf tffGffuf +2008-06-24.txt:15:37:34: <AnMaster> CreateReadAndWrite(U8, uint8_t) +2008-06-24.txt:20:00:19: <AnMaster> it is default gnu89 I think? +2008-06-24.txt:20:00:35: <AnMaster> but gnu89 wouldn't +2008-06-24.txt:20:01:42: <AnMaster> so I got no idea if gnu89 will work correctly +2008-06-24.txt:20:05:52: <AnMaster> ais523, so really trying to convert it to gnu89 is totally unsupported from my side? +2008-06-24.txt:20:14:42: <AnMaster> also gnu89 *does* support varadic macros +2008-06-24.txt:20:42:00: <ais523> interpreter.c99:72: warning: C99 inline functions are not supported; using GNU89 +2008-06-24.txt:20:44:29: <AnMaster> I just have no intention on supporting compiling as gnu89 +2008-06-24.txt:20:44:50: <ais523> what does gnu89 inline mean anyway? +2008-06-24.txt:20:45:55: <AnMaster> however "extern inline" and "inline" without extern have reversed meanings beteween gnu89 and C99 iirc +2008-07-13.txt:22:46:27: <tusho> http://rafb.net/p/Eou8W588.txt +2008-09-23.txt:20:32:01: <tusho> sruq894ue98tjmf98ujirkuioaua89w4k09e8rsah7ye8a95jye6897hyyujmriouj89048dk89es7kru8txinjcv dhjkzsu98ra7ik8sdiopufjdnvm hsektufy978 +2008-09-29.txt:14:50:06: <tusho> AnMaster: dfhsu akaesthilru2314892u18902412349u89234 +2008-10-08.txt:06:20:28: <fungot> aju868 +2009-01-07.txt:20:41:51: <ehird> AnMaster: average is 0.62 http://pastie.org/354977.txt?key=inzzwzudzj4u82liaeozw +2009-01-29.txt:17:26:51: <AnMaster> ehird, does http://rafb.net/p/0gPG5U88.html make any sense to you? +2009-02-05.txt:23:40:22: <ehird> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7qyjLuWVU8 +2009-04-11.txt:19:39:00: <Judofyr> ehird: http://pastie.textmate.org/private/js9hcu8mqsx4xl5vsmn4q +2009-05-26.txt:18:03:33: <ais523> dqAUo3AQzWWvZ-IHZGNfi0Z7Aw_GC2pam5X39xkdFHQI7ggSNE53QMYBSeyAJ0%7cbqkyg7YNVpHIk_tGrE-68fFnc0kX79Qa913-xSLSZPAMHlyIubz_4wrZrNk2u9vRhHOv7W%7cIMMKtMGhuMz8vkVo7mLi9UQCNkMi6CQhsTCulqkVImjKunHUWsHfINxwd7vLcmfnTR_FYm%7c1243357268; navcmd=_xclick; pNTcMTtQfrJuaJiwEnWXQ6yNxfq=5mv9RU4DctpsQ9re8jiTEh_JImwBUbicIr7FvspGKVQe8hjrwdl_RlC99UYGDLzzp3vd1gAmrIbXQqXt8oETB_fq6Ge1UBpjmfKeevJ8goC2hs5tc3KX_Ho1I6wIgIN0vjhyfY9ftf2FxLYIdIEu8bg7EBQXC- +2009-05-26.txt:18:03:34: <ais523> TVzUYFXxJETr2tshK8PcCE4y5z5tFohs4wYca_1iIRds5Rz1VAhhu84PwLZYw_JAKatkZtmxn84zZYjC-TSp4nhXOFctIUj50m0BTwK8IVThZXxMZ-DgPVnkrX36pzZ4ZxTWdks-7k7i5p8Boqy0JoN-kIeG1qgV4uTn4ajaZP9ZNCsmGOsBCvXvC9cc68-moa-DQxi_oE_0OpF7tE; 6Vt_kuBZl8VlyHAqyfqTECtzKXS=4FmsD86w5SZMRES5DmDJOUf8i2MUEbgVvNrxy-YD1bl1DQlvynIlaY86brrCYbUQzov9tNBAz90bxc47 +2009-05-28.txt:23:20:46: <Deewiant> http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hRIu8-oMq5U5Kl6RtgGZAtmoNyfw +2009-07-22.txt:20:38:06: <GregorR-L> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41%2B3Uu8q-HL._AA280_.jpg <-- it just gave me this image. One word: "wtf?" +2009-07-27.txt:15:42:48: <ehird> "You want you too you wait for unsigned". (U1 U2 U8 :P) +2009-08-07.txt:15:02:07: <ehird> http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/PwccqNBl5qtxvki3vTc7oo9no1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1249740096&Signature=iPL8Sjiw8BVkaPnSLT5dhf3vbU8%3D ;; Well, this is simple! +2009-08-07.txt:17:10:41: <ehird> http://pastie.org/575632.txt?key=maxdtnu8lhtptvmdwqwkfq +2009-08-07.txt:17:51:39: <ehird> ais523: http://pastie.org/575632.txt?key=maxdtnu8lhtptvmdwqwkfq (ignore the case 4:) line +2009-10-13.txt:15:49:05: <ehird> 12q33w4e5dt67y12345e6r76t87y89u9i234w5ed6fr7t78gyh8u90iJ_0Okp322222222222wsss4ed5rf6tg77hy8u99ji00ko--23w4se5drrrrrft67ghu89i0-oooop123w4e5dgt67uy89j0ik-ol=;23w4e5dt67ghu89j0iko-p=[ +2009-10-18.txt:12:57:54: <ehird> 123qw4e555t67gu89i932qw4e55t67 +2009-12-12.txt:13:24:16: <fizzie> ui.c:254: warning: C99 inline functions are not supported; using GNU89 +2009-12-24.txt:07:56:39: -!- zzo38 has quit ("* I'm too lame to read LKAJSDFPONAEITOGUMW4OTU89M3MYMIOYM2A9X084YTM87)))K:f_)>+<*ym@gy<*hwg*hgehx)iuLZAA.doc *"). +2010-01-15.txt:04:11:13: <ehird> gcc (Ubuntu 4.4.1-4ubuntu8) 4.4.1 +2010-03-05.txt:14:41:08: <scarf> AnMaster: u8ok for arrows +2010-03-05.txt:18:54:05: <AnMaster> (I guess gnu89 could have worked too, didn't try it) +2010-03-05.txt:22:33:19: <cpressey> I like this one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqBHWOzNBU8 +2010-03-18.txt:00:02:09: <Deewiant> http://pastebin.com/U816YgtS is what it comes out with now (minus 30000 movb's) +2010-03-20.txt:18:12:40: <alise> [#324qw56e7ri8ulp9jo[0j['0oi;pj0l98hyngtfrxeadwq4rs6hu8,ghp0oi[;0,l98gu7y6tfry5d6t4esrw3aqe4st6p0o'l[0ogy6utfd65eswra432qstdey6p[0o'0j98sw5y6gtik09y6tr4eswgr4sw6tr4efwas4uy60pytfresar6y6tr4fesw646ir4fe3r4y6eaw87tr4ef +2010-05-04.txt:04:08:32: <cap11235> What happens when you run 'modprobe snd_au8830' as root? +2010-05-04.txt:04:09:19: <calamari> FATAL: Module snd_au8830 not found. +2010-05-04.txt:04:09:32: <cap11235> Try 'modprobe snd-au8830' +2010-05-04.txt:04:13:43: <calamari> ./kernel/sound/pci/au88x0/snd-au8830.ko +2010-05-04.txt:04:18:59: <calamari> insmod: error inserting '/lib/modules/2.6.28-18-generic/kernel/sound/pci/au88x0/snd-au8830.ko': -1 Invalid module format +2010-05-04.txt:04:25:07: <cap11235> "apt-file search snd-au8830.ko" as root +2010-06-11.txt:12:53:26: <AnMaster> [ 0.000000] Linux version 2.6.31-22-generic (buildd@crested) (gcc version 4.4.1 (Ubuntu 4.4.1-4ubuntu8) ) #60-Ubuntu SMP Thu May 27 02:41:03 UTC 2010 (Ubuntu 2.6.31-22.60-generic) +2010-06-21.txt:23:56:17: <olsner> (the name of a Shulman song, btw, http://open.spotify.com/track/77srFu8ZmyivyhM9YZkNlk) +2010-07-26.txt:00:44:05: <Gregor> I stole that from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8 , which you should watch if you feel you're no longer in need of your sanity. +2010-07-31.txt:23:50:57: <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Not since I watched http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8 +2010-08-01.txt:02:51:32: <Gregor> I'll spam link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8 instead +2010-08-24.txt:02:26:38: <alise> http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/d4gu8/askreddit_what_are_some_unexplainable_things_you/ +2010-10-17.txt:03:35:22: <catseye> SGeo: Here, get giddy with joy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCaU8LcwGTA +2010-10-31.txt:04:06:40: <elliott> pikhq: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuOB2_u87fo +2010-11-13.txt:20:11:38: <fizzie> "Sun Fire 880 8 x 900 MHz UltraSPARC III+ 16 GB RAM Solaris 10 10/09 s10s_u8wos_08a SPARC" +2010-11-15.txt:22:12:13: <fizzie> echo `od -An -N8 -tu8 /dev/urandom` 1728038%p | dc +2010-11-15.txt:22:13:50: <elliott> ; n=`{echo `{od -An -N8 -tu8 /dev/urandom} $linecount % p | dc} +2010-11-15.txt:22:14:45: <elliott> ; n=`{echo `{od -An -N8 -tu8 /dev/urandom} $linecount'%p' | dc} +2010-11-15.txt:22:14:55: <elliott> ; echo `{od -An -N8 -tu8 /dev/urandom} $linecount'%p' +2010-11-15.txt:22:16:28: <fizzie> Anyway, with -N8 -tu8 that takes a random number in the [0, 2^64-1] range, so the bias with modulo-1728038 will be that some lines are taken with a probability of 0.00000057869097786042607 and some with 0.00000057869097786048028, while they should be uniformly 0.00000057869097786044057. +2010-11-16.txt:21:59:55: <elliott> http://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VutELgGQ23UEOR4UMo73E5ZtPQujY1tbYuonaG8cfhiJ7qzTRCPSV1nYXXP_9VmMqtEIR9tNvV2Jm5wXMrROAxdbuUf8WHxcanzn9ggGTl4ndwuvAhjeJ275UQdtPTxzguqat0U8VcALxAob8qvAfBgVeNi9DA +2010-11-22.txt:14:34:00: <elliott> echo u89sfus98s9 >prefaux +2010-12-07.txt:00:28:05: <elliott> ^?ELF^A^A^A^C^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^B^@^C^@^A^@^@^@L<80>^D^H,^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@4^@ ^@^A^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@<80>^D^H^@<80>^D^H/^A^@^@3^A^@^@^G^@^@^@^@^P^@^@ZY»^M<81>^D^H<89>Ã1À<8d>Hÿò®<89>Ã<8b>Oü¿/<81>^D^H<81>ùccd^@^O<95>^G<89>Þ<8d>K^D<8d>S^OHt#[<81>;-ccdt^Eö^Gÿt Æ^G^@H<89>ót^M[Ht YHt^EZHt^A_QSö^Gÿu^Ej^VXÃ<80>1ɵ^Hj^EXÃ<80>P<85>Àx9¹ S^@^@<89>Ãj6XÃ<80>ö^Gÿu8SR1Ò²^K¹$<81>^D^Hj^A[j^DXÃ<80>²^A1Ûj^CXÃ<80>Z[¹ +2010-12-17.txt:00:37:28: <elliott> Vorpal: WHOOPS LOOK AT THAT http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm301/r3ynor/plateau8.png in-air minecarts in single-player survival game +2010-12-22.txt:19:33:34: <elliott> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND7tU8JME_g +2010-12-30.txt:23:43:28: <zzo38> Very retarded I think. I think GNU C uses gnu89 by default so it doesn't enable any of the stupid C99 features, only the non-stupid ones are enabled. +2010-12-30.txt:23:44:46: <zzo38> So I use gnu89 mode which is the default mode. +2011-01-13.txt:11:55:25: <fizzie> C1x also adds u8"foo" UTF-8 string literals, and u"foo" / U"foo" Unicode wide-character (of type char16_t / char32_t, corresponding to UTF-16 / UTF-32, respectively) string literals, and a <uchar.h> header for conflaburating in-between things. +2011-01-13.txt:21:04:20: <elliott> WHYWYHOIERYDRLTKJFGH,IOJKLD;SA'SC.F,GNMHLG;KJFD;SPOACLV,XCMVNBL,FGKTRPOEI45039ROKIO908I94586U859RTUYIR9TUJWHY +2011-01-23.txt:18:17:23: <elliott> HOW DO YOU DO CHARSETS WITH HASKELL ASKJXGCYKLDFJHCNVKFJGNKGDXLF;SJ,NMBGHJDSUIDAOK;LCMVNBSJKGHRIJE89MU84OEITJRDGKLFMCVGDTRIO54896UFGJKNJKGTUIIGJKFN +2011-04-15.txt:22:39:28: <news-ham> Magazine: Our Elderly Wildlife Issuehttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/u8A4tk_8uY0/ +2011-05-08.txt:02:06:24: <oerjan> 05:13:28 <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.reddit.com/r/math/comments/h5wv8/your_thoughts_on_a_feynman_quote/c1stu8p +2011-05-23.txt:15:17:24: <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/hhsu8/its_official_i_have_no_life/ +2011-06-15.txt:17:43:13: <pikhq> ais523: With the compatibility one being enabled by -std=c89, std=gnu89, -fgnu89-line, or attribute((gnu_inline)). +2011-06-16.txt:06:23:42: <zzo38> In addition to C99, you might also need to have one for C89, GNU89, GNU99, and the newer draft standards. +2011-06-18.txt:01:56:08: <zzo38> And if you want to avoid GNU89 then you can test for that too in some way. +2011-06-18.txt:02:12:16: <zzo38> And perhaps also "gnu89" to use the "gnu89" version (Clang also supports "gnu89" mode). +2011-06-18.txt:02:40:09: <zzo38> Although perhaps it might be useful to have a macro called "gnu89" which tests for all the GNU extensions except the ones that are intentionally not supported in Clang. +2011-06-18.txt:22:03:56: <Vorpal> pikhq_, ekopath just let me down: "warning: C99 inline functions are not supported; using GNU89" +2011-06-23.txt:04:54:08: <zzo38> C99 includes some things I think do not belong. Even GNU89 includes some things I think do not belong. Is why I invent this subset (I believe it works in GNU89 mode in both GCC and LLVM C compiler, but both of them support more than what I said) +2011-06-24.txt:20:41:03: <zzo38> And what I was proposing with C, is I mentioned list of things, which is a superset of C89 but a subset of GNU89. So maybe something similar idea with Haskell. +2011-06-24.txt:20:46:41: <zzo38> (Also a subset of the features that Clang supports in GNU89 mode) +2011-07-01.txt:04:52:11: <zzo38> I happen to like a subset of the "GNU89" version of C +2011-07-16.txt:10:13:13: <oklopol> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0&feature=related fny sho +2011-08-23.txt:23:21:49: <zzo38> When programming in C, I usually prefer a subset of GNU89. +2011-08-23.txt:23:22:29: <zzo38> (GNU89 does have some of the things that were added in C99, too) +2011-08-27.txt:08:27:35: <CakeProphet> U8expect;/* how to interpret ambiguous tokens */ +2011-08-27.txt:08:27:53: <CakeProphet> that's U8 expect; +2011-09-12.txt:01:58:55: <ais523> http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham+uk&daddr=birmingham+uk&hl=en&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=34.122306,85.869141&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFZHTIAMdKBvj_ylzcUEbLZRwSDGYee6u8P6Byg&vpsrc=0&mra=ls&t=m&z=7 +2011-10-21.txt:07:26:32: <Patashu> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u88AOoYAOQE this is pretty much the best TAS +2011-11-01.txt:19:28:50: <elliott> Foo links to /nix/store/89sdfusd89fu89sdfu9-libssl-3.9/lib/libssl.so +2011-11-01.txt:19:29:16: <elliott> Empty RPATH, linking to /nix/store/89sdfusd89fu89sdfu9-libssl-3.9/lib/libssl.so? RPATH=/nix/store/89sdfusd89fu89sdfu9-libssl-3.9/lib, linking to libssl.so? +2011-12-24.txt:12:56:57: <fizzie> Vorpal: And we have wchar_t, but it's not explicitly Unicode-related at all. C11x adds char16_t and char32_t which are always in UTF-16 and UTF-32, respectively, and functions to deal with that; as well as u8"foo" string literals that are always UTF-8. +2011-12-24.txt:13:07:23: <fizzie> Anyway, for string literals "foo" is in char with unspecified encoding, L"foo" is in wchar_t with unspecified encoding, u"foo" and U"foo" are in char16_t and char32_t, respectively, with unspecified encoding unless those macros are defined; and, finally, u8"foo" is also in char, but explicitly UTF-8 encoded. +2011-12-26.txt:17:59:31: <fungot> 2l3o4o5k6s7 8l9i2k3e4 5t6h7i8s9 2i3f4 5y6o7u8 9d2r3o4p5 6t7h8e9 2^3C +2011-12-27.txt:00:10:36: <Vorpal> like u8"foo" +2011-12-27.txt:00:11:15: <Vorpal> `log u8 +2011-12-27.txt:00:11:23: <Vorpal> `pastelogs u8 +2011-12-27.txt:00:11:25: <Vorpal> `pastelog u8 +2011-12-27.txt:00:11:34: <HackEgo> 2008-06-24.txt:20:45:55: <AnMaster> however "extern inline" and "inline" without extern have reversed meanings beteween gnu89 and C99 iirc
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30939 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +2005-10-22.txt:22:49:37: <calamari> E!bf +[.+]++++++++++. +2005-10-24.txt:02:16:54: <graue> that first one should be +[.+] +2005-10-24.txt:02:19:38: <calamari> graue: .+[.+] if you want
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.31036 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,53 @@ +http://futureboy.us/images/futureboydomethumb4.gif + version="1.1" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"> +http://www.systranbox.com/systran/box +http://www.systranet.com/sai +http://futureboy.us/frinkdocs/ +http://www.xe.com/ucc/convert/ + http://futureboy.us/frinkdocs/ +http://futureboy.us/frinkdocs/whatsnew.html +http://futureboy.us/frinkdocs/donate.html +http://babelfish.altavista.com/cgi-bin/translate +<!DOCTYPE svg PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD SVG 1.1//EN" "http://www.w3.org/Graphics/SVG/1.1/DTD/svg11.dtd"> +http://www.measuringworth.com/ppoweruk/result.php?year_result=2005&amount=1&use%5B%5D=CPI&year_source= +http://futureboy.us/frinkdocs/ +// http://futureboy.us/frinkdocs/ +// http://futureboy.us/frink/ +// http://physics.nist.gov/cuu/Constants/index.html + // http://www.bipm.org/utils/en/pdf/Monographie1983-1.pdf + // http://www.bipm.org/utils/common/pdf/bipm-cie_agreement.pdf + // http://www.bipm.org/utils/en/pdf/SIApp2_cd_en.pdf +// See: http://physics.nist.gov/cuu/Units/units.html + // See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euler-Mascheroni_constant + // http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?e + // http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?h + // http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?re + // http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?sigmae + // Given by http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?bg +degreeCelsius := K // Per http://physics.nist.gov/Pubs/SP811/sec04.html#4.2.1.1 + // see http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?gn + // See http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?stdatm +// http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?u + // http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?r + // http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?kjos +// http://physics.nist.gov/cuu/Constants/index.html + // http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?alph + // http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?ryd + // From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidereal_day + // http://www.uwgb.edu/dutchs/UsefulData/UTMFormulas.HTM + // http://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/phys_props_earth.html + // http://ts.nist.gov/WeightsAndMeasures/pubs.cfm + // See http://bundesrecht.juris.de/eo_1988/anhang_c_119.html +// See: http://www.hemyockcastle.co.uk/nautical.htm +// http://physics.nist.gov/Pubs/SP811/appenB9.html +// http://www.bipm.org/pdf/si-brochure.pdf +// http://physics.nist.gov/cuu/Units/binary.html +jiffies := jiffy // (http://www.jargon.org) as being the +sverdrup := 10ee6 m^3/s // http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sverdrup +// Dictionary at http://www.state.nv.us/cnr/ndwp/dict-1/waterwds.htm.) +// http://www.bipm.org/enus/2_Committees/cgpm21/res12.pdf + // http://spectrum.lbl.gov/www/personnel/smoot/smoot-measure.html +// http://futureboy.us/frinkdocs/index.html#DefiningNewDateTimeFormats +// http://code.google.com/apis/ajaxlanguage/documentation/reference.html#LangNameArray + URL = "http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/services/language/translate?v=1.0&format=text&langpair=$sourceLang|$targetLang&q=$query" + URL = "http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/services/language/detect?v=1.0&q=$query"
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.31141 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +2006-11-26.txt:00:28:23: <oerjan> >>> for q, a in zip(questions, answers): +2007-02-26.txt:16:01:56: <oerjan> >>>True +2007-02-26.txt:16:11:59: <oerjan> >>>1+2 +2007-02-26.txt:16:15:41: <oerjan> >>> 1+2 +2007-02-26.txt:16:16:16: <oerjan> >>>test +2007-02-26.txt:16:18:05: <oerjan> >>>1+2 +2007-02-26.txt:16:18:27: <oerjan> >>> "Pascal" < "Python" +2007-02-26.txt:16:18:39: <oerjan> >>>"Test" +2007-02-26.txt:16:20:35: <oerjan> >>>"C++" < "Everything" +2007-02-26.txt:18:48:33: <oerjan> >>> "C++" > "Calamari" +2007-03-18.txt:17:47:39: <oerjan> >i don't see any such restriction mentioned for the underlying function: http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms712879.aspx +2007-04-15.txt:20:26:42: <oerjan> > 0 that is +2007-07-21.txt:00:47:39: <oerjan> >> would call the bind method of its left argument. +2007-07-23.txt:22:40:19: <oerjan> > 2 +2007-07-25.txt:02:36:49: <oerjan> > (\(_:_) (_:_) -> True) [] undefined +2007-08-12.txt:01:01:22: <oerjan> > I know that for irrational a there are infinitely many integer p and q such +2007-08-12.txt:01:01:22: <oerjan> > that |a - p/q| < q^-2 +2007-08-12.txt:01:01:22: <oerjan> > and that in general you cannot do better than the exponent -2. +2007-08-19.txt:21:34:20: <oerjan> >_O +2007-08-27.txt:20:27:56: <oerjan> >>> sch (cons 3 3) +2007-08-27.txt:20:43:24: <oerjan> >>> sch (+ 5 5) +2007-08-27.txt:20:43:41: <oerjan> >>> sch (if (< 0 1) 1 2) +2007-08-27.txt:20:45:54: <oerjan> >>> sch (define fib (lambda (n) (if (< n 2) 1 (+ (fib (- n 1) (- n 2)))))) +2007-08-27.txt:20:46:08: <oerjan> >>> sch (fib 5) +2007-08-27.txt:20:46:52: <oerjan> >>> sch (define fib (lambda (n) (if (< n 2) 1 (+ (fib (- n 1)) (fib (- n 2))))))) +2007-08-27.txt:20:46:57: <oerjan> >>> sch (fib 5) +2007-08-27.txt:20:56:04: <oerjan> >>> sch ((k 1) 2) +2007-08-27.txt:20:57:58: <oerjan> >>> sch (((s (lambda (x) (lambda (y) (+ x y)))) (lambda (y) (+ y 1))) 1) +2007-08-27.txt:21:07:43: <oerjan> >>> sch (((s (lambda (x) (lambda (y) (+ x y)))) (lambda (y) (+ y 1))) 1) +2007-08-27.txt:21:09:25: <oerjan> >>> sch s +2007-08-27.txt:21:10:00: <oerjan> >>> sch (((s (lambda (x) (lambda (y) (+ x y)))) (lambda (y) (+ y 1))) 1) +2007-08-27.txt:21:10:59: <oerjan> >>> sch (define i (lambda (a) a)) +2007-08-27.txt:21:12:57: <oerjan> >>> sch (((s i) i) ((s i) i)) +2007-08-27.txt:21:15:44: <oerjan> >>> sch (quote quote) +2007-08-27.txt:21:29:08: <oerjan> > liftM2 (,) [1..5] [1..5] +2007-09-04.txt:18:21:52: <oerjan> > mapAccumR (flip divMod) 10000 [60,60] +2007-09-14.txt:00:24:14: <oerjan> > 4 .&. 5 +2007-09-21.txt:19:19:03: <oerjan> >_< +2007-10-10.txt:17:47:12: <oerjan> > let x ? y = x+y; infixr 5 ? in 2 ? 3 +2007-10-10.txt:21:14:29: <oerjan> > '
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.31357 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +19) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +67) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +69) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +70) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +113) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +123) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +130) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +131) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +132) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +133) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +134) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +147) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +148) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +149) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +163) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +171) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +172) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +173) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +193) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +194) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +195) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +197) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +310) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +313) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +317) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +318) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +469) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +515) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +529) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +531) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +532) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +581) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +604) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +605) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +609) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +611) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +623) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +654) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +656) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +673) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.31406 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +2011-09-20.txt:17:25:13: <HackEgo> 345) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +2011-09-20.txt:17:25:32: <elliott> `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.31419 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,49 @@ +The Official MBA Handbook on doing company business on an airplane: + Do not work openly on top-secret company cost documents unless + you have previously ascertained that the passenger next to you + is blind, a rock musician on mood-ameliorating drugs, or the + unfortunate possessor of a forty-seventh chromosome. +----- +You are here: + *** + *** + ********* + ******* + ***** + *** + * + + But you're not all there. +----- +It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. +----- +I don't know what Descartes' got, +But booze can do what Kant cannot. + -- Mike Cross +----- +It is not enough that I should succeed. Others must fail. + -- Ray Kroc, Founder of McDonald's + [Also attributed to David Merrick. Ed.] + +It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. + -- Gore Vidal + [Great minds think alike? Ed.] +----- +BOFH excuse #343: + +The ATM board has run out of 10 pound notes. We are having a whip round to refill it, care to contribute ? +----- +"Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side, you hoser." + -- Dave Thomas, "Strange Brew" +----- +/* + * [...] Note that 120 sec is defined in the protocol as the maximum + * possible RTT. I guess we'll have to use something other than TCP + * to talk to the University of Mars. + * PAWS allows us longer timeouts and large windows, so once implemented + * ftp to mars will work nicely. + */ + -- from /usr/src/linux/net/inet/tcp.c, concerning RTT [round trip time] +----- +"One Architecture, One OS" also translates as "One Egg, One Basket". +-----
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.31459 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +2011-07-13.txt:06:25:29: <Deewiant> quintopia: "Iuckqlwviv Kjugobe" +2011-07-13.txt:06:26:54: <quintopia> i'd change Kjugobe to Djugobe, since Kj is tricky +2011-07-13.txt:11:53:01: <oerjan> <quintopia> i'd change Kjugobe to Djugobe, since Kj is tricky +2011-08-26.txt:01:38:06: <zzo38> Can you properly pronounce the name "Iuckqlwviv Kjugobe"? +2011-08-26.txt:01:41:56: <evincar> [i@k:'lwvIv 'kjugobe] +2011-08-26.txt:01:48:36: <zzo38> Actually, "Iuckqlwviv Kjugobe" and "Also" are names of some characters in the D&D game. The letters of the first name were generated at random. +2011-08-26.txt:04:49:06: <CakeProphet> s/Now, Kjugobe suggested to put/Now, Kjugobe suggested putting/ +2011-09-26.txt:00:02:54: <zzo38> Kjugobe used a psychic power to make the chimney pots move around on the roof, attempting to hit him off. One misses. The man on the roof tries to break it with his sword and succeeds. The second pot misses. He hits it with his sword. The third pot also misses, this time falling to the ground and breaking it. +2011-11-25.txt:00:59:29: <zzo38> Also waves his hand near Kjugobe and says, ``There is nothing here! Are you drunk? Stand up!'' and tries to make him stand up, however he fell down again. +2011-11-26.txt:07:15:20: <zzo38> At the end of the chapter I entered this text: (Can Kjugobe get out of prison (eventually)? What does Also do? Is Also a good name or is it confusing everyone? You don't know? Then you must learn. Read this book next time to learn what happens next$\ldots$) +2011-12-07.txt:00:01:31: <zzo38> +ote{Why does Kjugobe's note have a reference to a footnote in this book?} +2011-12-07.txt:00:07:38: <zzo38> My D&D character (Iuckqlwviv Kjugobe) wrote a note while in prison. In the recording, I added a footnote reference in the note text, and it is a reference to a footnote in the recording book (not in the Kjugobe's note itself!). The footnote says "Why does Kjugobe's note have a reference to a footnote in this book?" +2011-12-31.txt:05:41:52: <zzo38> Let's playing D&D game of player characters named "Also" and "Kjugobe"? +2012-02-12.txt:04:03:16: -!- zzo38 changed the topic of #esoteric to: putStr "House of -e^(pi*i) IOCCC Winners! | Iuckqlwviv Kjugobe was here. | This topic message is in Chinese when you are not paying attention, and German when you are; it seems English because you are tricked! | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/" +2012-02-12.txt:04:11:08: -!- ion changed the topic of #esoteric to: putStr "House of −e^(π·i) IOCCC Winners! | Iuckqlwviv Kjugobe was here. | This topic message is in Chinese when you are not paying attention, and German when you are; it seems English because you are tricked! | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/" +2012-02-12.txt:06:23:11: <zzo38> Do you know Iuckqlwviv Kjugobe? +2012-02-12.txt:20:57:43: <zzo38> Kjugobe left so soon? +2012-02-12.txt:22:14:07: <zzo38> The topic message mentioned Iuckqlwviv Kjugobe yesterday but they must have left already +2012-02-13.txt:00:30:27: <zzo38> `pastelogs Kjugobe
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.31592 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +2012-02-24.txt:08:11:00: <zzo38> If I make document new programming language similar Haskell but half of things difference and other things too, then maybe it can be called "Ibtlfmm"? (O, it is like, "Iuckqlwviv Kjugobe", but completely difference except first letter? Also the letter they seem to just put together... but both of these thing have their ways of making the letters) +2012-02-25.txt:07:12:30: <zzo38> I was thinking about my ideas for Ibtlfmm programming language (I might eventually write a specification document, and/or a compiler, and/or a tag in Phlogjournal for stuff I occasionally write about it). One thing is that unlike Haskell, a class can be many things; it can be: a type signature of a method, a tag, a type family, a mathematical law, or a combination of classes. +2012-02-25.txt:19:56:52: <oerjan> <zzo38> I was thinking about my ideas for Ibtlfmm programming language <-- i'm sorry but elliott will never be able to distinguish that from Itflabtijtslwi. +2012-02-25.txt:21:21:25: <zzo38> Do you have any comments about my ideas of Ibtlfmm programming language I was thinking about? (near timestamp 1330153950) +2012-02-26.txt:04:33:09: <zzo38> In Haskell channel, someone said I made the same problem of including Int in Prelude. I agree and I realized I made a few other mistakes too, in Ibtlfmm example, so I will write the specification fix these problems. There shall be no Int, but there can be Int8, Int16, Int32, Int64, and Integer. Do you think so? +2012-02-26.txt:05:22:04: <zzo38> Is this good so far? So far I have only the main headings. http://zzo38computer.cjb.net/Ibtlfmm/ibtlfmm_specification.tex Perhaps I might change the name; if you can suggest better name ("Ibtlfmm" is not necessarily best name to call it) +2012-02-29.txt:21:37:06: <zzo38> I have written some idea too, about some programming language codenamed "Ibtlfmm", where the type system includes implementation of mathematical laws of classes +2012-03-06.txt:19:55:42: <zzo38> In my own (codenamed) "Ibtlfmm" one idea include, you might have: type TypeOf (_ :: {t :: k}) :: k = t; type MyLayout = TypeOf {myLayoutHook}; +2012-03-08.txt:07:16:09: <zzo38> There is the way I have tried to design the "Ibtlfmm" package system; it is better than Haskell's system in my opinion, and does not require web 2.0 or anything else like that; no centralized system is required either, and no internet is necessarily required. +2012-03-12.txt:05:13:05: <zzo38> Some people have describe my "Ibtlfmm" idea as something like combine Haskell with Lisp; it is something like that. But really my idea something like a few stuff from Haskell, Lisp, LLVM, and a few others. +2012-03-16.txt:23:11:41: <zzo38> Do you like my idea of Ibtlfmm allowing the main to be of any type instead of only IO? (but to make a standalone executable it still has to be either (IO ()) or (unsafe "c_int(c_int,c_char**)"), otherwise you can make a dynamically loadable file but not a standalone executable) +2012-03-27.txt:22:58:08: <zzo38> In Ibtlfmm (currently a codename), the uninhabited type is called 0, and Word8 is now called Nat8, and Maybe is now called a successor monad; is it better? +2012-03-31.txt:00:45:59: <zzo38> Haskell specifies the Char is Unicode from 0hex to 10FFFFhex, but I think, Ibtlfmm shall go up to FFFFFFhex and the implementation is not required to be Unicode, it can use anything, as long as it is ASCII. +2012-04-06.txt:01:35:10: <zzo38> In addition, both hide/override class instances, and a kind for modules, are ideas for my new programming language (called Ibtlfmm currently; if you don't like that name, call it HELLwaPAIN or something else). There is the @ kind which is the kind of program modules, etc. This will solve it too, I think. As well as having macros, that also helps. +2012-04-09.txt:04:36:49: <zzo38> Because, if you have anything wrong with Haskell then please write it down we can make the "Ibtlfmm working group" to write everything down together how to make up the new programming language too +2012-04-11.txt:20:04:52: <zzo38> I like Haskell but prefer Ibtlfmm. But tell me do you think dvi-processing is programmed in a functional style or not? +2012-04-12.txt:05:41:21: <zzo38> Please tell me what your idea of this type system I have idea of (for Ibtlfmm, not for Haskell; but similar). I will describe some of its features so that you can complain about it properly. +2012-04-13.txt:21:48:53: <zzo38> Perhaps I could write some phlog journal messages about idea of Ibtlfmm, in case you are interested about that. But maybe the syntax *(x) -> {x} -> * is not so good because of the datakinds kind K x = K * (x -> x); it might use ( for grouping too. Maybe this syntax better? (* =x) -> {x} -> * or something else you have idea? +2012-04-13.txt:22:17:44: <zzo38> What is your opinion of the Ibtlfmm's extended kind system? Is crazy? Is good? Is bad? Is you don't know? +2012-04-16.txt:20:52:41: <zzo38> These are a few of things stupid with Haskell, so we should make Ibtlfmm it does better. If you want to control such optimization things as memoization more precisely, you could use inline LLVM codes, and attribute pragmas attached to function to control many things if needed +2012-04-22.txt:01:09:29: <zzo38> I don't like the way those reflection stuff works; I had a better solution in Ibtlfmm where values can be made into types by {} around it and types into kinds by {} around it but it is not implemented as far as I know +2012-04-22.txt:19:53:34: <zzo38> Ibtlfmm could be made to compile into Haskell but it wouldn't work well because of some optimizations which are not allowed in Haskell and that an interpreter would be difficult too +2012-04-23.txt:02:41:53: <zzo38> Another programming language I wanted to invent, other than Ibtlfmm, is one which combines C, LLVM, and BLISS. Do you have any suggestion for name? Probably I could implement it more easily, and possibly in Haskell; but it will compile into LLVM +2012-05-06.txt:07:50:45: <zzo38> kmc: Myself too, it is why I wanted to make up the working group for new "Ibtlfmm" programming language, to make these and other features; perhaps we can help +2012-05-06.txt:07:53:03: <lambdabot> "Ibtlfmm"
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.31615 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +2010-10-17.txt:17:59:47: <Vorpal> elliott, but since the real world isn't continuous in time... Lets just say it explains why I don't have a lot of scrollback, it would need a huge braille terminal! +2012-01-07.txt:13:49:28: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: Excuse me you need to invent tricontinuous so that it's continuous in time too still? +2012-01-07.txt:13:51:24: <itidus21> `pastelog continuous in time
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.31651 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2003-02-06.txt:19:50:13: <exarkun> I'm a big fan of Funge 98 +2003-02-07.txt:04:59:40: <SamB> X is much bigger then Y +2003-02-12.txt:01:44:55: <calamari> no big deal, but it complicates the kernel +2003-02-13.txt:01:38:48: <calamari> it wouldnt necessarily have to be weird just to be weird.. it could possibly be useful, but haved a big learning curve... i've not used vi, but i've heard it is that way +2003-04-20.txt:01:44:27: <Taaus> gilbertdeb: Oh, just small things... Messing around with various mathematical calculations with matrices and whatnot... I gave up trying to use it for anything big. +2003-04-20.txt:01:56:27: <lament> And then it turns out to be the next big thing +2003-07-09.txt:03:25:08: <lament> Because of the arbitrarily big memory requirement for turing-completeness. +2003-07-13.txt:19:48:34: <lament> still, it's a big, active BBS +2003-07-25.txt:08:24:05: <lament> that's a big message. +2003-07-26.txt:07:09:30: <lament> wow, today's log is big. +2003-07-28.txt:02:17:08: <andreou> ), been listed in Who's Who in both Industry and Science, ran for public office, served in office in various large organizations, been in two movies, and never made any big money. +2003-07-28.txt:02:17:31: <Taaus> lol... Never made any big money. +2003-07-29.txt:18:43:24: <Taaus> I think it'll turn into a big ball of mud... If anything at all. +2003-07-30.txt:00:04:52: <Taaus> The Pragmatic Programmers are big proponents of Ruby, yeah. +2003-07-30.txt:20:50:08: <Taaus> What do you propose I use instead? Bigloo? +2003-07-30.txt:20:50:34: <lament> maybe even bigloo! +2003-08-19.txt:12:40:54: <dbc> At least four big smashed garlic cloves. +2004-02-08.txt:20:50:37: <Toreun> I wanted it to have the functionality of funge 98, without such a big mess +2004-02-08.txt:21:21:03: <Toreun> fizzie: ... but you could just add whitespace on the sides of the source to make it bigger +2004-02-10.txt:23:38:48: <fizzie> they're definitely not trying to hide the web-development-aspect. also from the faq, "The biggest advantage of PHP over Perl is that PHP was designed for scripting for the web where Perl was designed to do a lot more and can because of this get very complicated." +2004-02-13.txt:01:13:07: <calamari_> if I'm gonna be paying the big bucks, you'd better believe it +2004-02-20.txt:22:41:53: <mooz-> ...how big is the pdf? +2004-04-30.txt:08:30:16: <heatsink> The picture is a big help to understanding that, I didn't know how it worked before +2004-05-04.txt:00:52:04: <Toreun> if you don't know PHP, it's no big deal... but I probably should learn perl anyway +2004-05-27.txt:15:33:13: <Keymaker> that's big plus (lack of bugs) +2004-05-27.txt:15:47:19: <fizzie> although I guess I could have made a big enough mess with c++ templates. +2004-05-27.txt:15:57:09: <Keymaker> it'd take me a lot time to read those funge specifications, but what is the biggest difference between befunge 93 and 98, or are they even same language? +2004-05-27.txt:16:14:27: <fizzie> but you can put anything from the stack to the playfield without having to worry about it being too big. +2004-05-27.txt:21:59:43: <fizzie> my biggest z80 program is the md5 algo and OTP-key-calculator. +2004-05-27.txt:22:09:24: <fizzie> and a 5-din connector is relatively big. +2004-05-27.txt:22:31:47: <mooz-> * Tech Support: "Sir, the 486 is bigger than the 286." +2004-05-27.txt:23:37:07: <fizzie> I have a sed script which does that for relatively big numbers. +2004-05-28.txt:20:51:07: <calamari_> also, I'm not sure how big a stack I'll need +2004-05-28.txt:20:53:27: <calamari_> toreun: the program just grows with > to the right.. it's up to the bf interp/comp to handle big memory +2004-05-28.txt:20:57:03: <calamari_> that's okay.. not a big deal +2004-06-04.txt:16:49:20: <fizzie> "if you want more digits, write a bigger program." +2004-06-10.txt:20:17:51: <lament> it would also require a fucking big computer +2004-06-10.txt:20:23:23: <lament> but yeah, it's still a big number. +2004-06-20.txt:17:42:40: <calamari_> ran into a small hiccup with call(gosub) & return.. it needs a place to return to (the next instruction). I've thought of 3 schemes to handle it. 1) start temp labels at -1 (problem: big number when 32-bit) 2) labels 2x, temp labels 2x+1 (problem: on-gosub,goto get messed up), 3) have user specify and create return label (problem: annoying) +2004-06-20.txt:18:15:36: <fizzie> sounds that any non-trivial C programs will compile to rather big blobs of brainfuck. +2004-06-20.txt:18:18:32: <fizzie> nnope. but you can write a brainf*ck->befunge translator, probably some funge98 interpreters handle pretty big source files since the spec defines an infinite playfield. +2004-06-21.txt:17:40:25: <calamari_> this morning I made a new ansi c bfi.. can handle big programs and allocates more memory as needed +2004-06-23.txt:20:14:18: <fizzie> how big is your partially-working bfasm when brainf*cked? +2004-06-26.txt:19:27:43: <bbls> that results in big trouble +2004-06-26.txt:20:23:07: <lament> bbls: Somehow I don't think precision is your biggest problem +2004-06-26.txt:20:23:23: <bbls> lament what you think then that's my biggest problem? +2004-06-28.txt:02:47:11: <WildHalcyon_> Yeah, Ive been working on my language for a few months (3.... I think), because I'm having a big issue deciding how to call the functions +2004-06-29.txt:17:59:06: <calamari_> lament: not true.. you can do "add" loops to set big pointers +2004-07-02.txt:06:33:49: <WildHalcyon> The problem is, I want the language to support arbitrarily large fields, and I can't have an arbitrary goto command on something that can be larger than the biggest integer the language supports +2004-07-02.txt:06:38:15: <heatsink> Can a single datum (a cell, the stack contents, etc.) be arbitrarily big? Because then you could pack the lambda function into a single value, and then unpack it in-place... In fact, I've been wanting to do an esolang sort of like that +2004-07-17.txt:22:45:57: <fizzie> mine is differently coloured, and perhaps a bit bigger. (or maybe not. hard to estimate scale in that pic.) +2004-07-17.txt:23:22:26: <fizzie> there are some rather ambiguous choices when determining which is the "top" side of a thrown koosh ball. +2004-09-23.txt:19:50:02: <ZeroOne> fizzie: "radix of n-dimensional space, sort of. unambiguous coordinates etc." +2004-12-29.txt:19:44:16: <cpressey> i was meaning to, but it's a big project and i never found the time. +2005-03-05.txt:13:35:29: <Keymaker> anyways: this new version seems to do the job with 2000000000+ executed instructions _less_ than the old version (so you can guess this is a big improvement in the program) +2005-03-06.txt:08:37:23: <cpressey> my 2c... biggest problem right now is that EsoAPI and Easel both assume the esolang has the concept of a "current cell"... not all of them do +2005-03-14.txt:19:15:01: <calamari> it shouldn't be a big deal +2005-03-17.txt:23:15:27: <calamari> whoa, that was a big drop.. might be a while yet +2005-03-18.txt:19:24:04: <calamari> print var is broken for numbers like 255, because it's actually 65535, or whatever the size that the cell is on these bigger interps +2005-03-18.txt:20:13:47: <calamari> if they want to print big numbers then the user will need to wait or use a better interp :) +2005-03-19.txt:22:55:15: <{^Raven^}> rewriting a big part of the code to see if that helps +2005-04-01.txt:09:02:53: <matricks> when |dx| or |dy| becomes bigger then 1, wrapping becomes weird +2005-04-05.txt:15:50:14: <Keymaker> how big are the stacks? +2005-04-05.txt:15:50:41: <kipple> which means BIG +2005-05-03.txt:17:06:10: <pgimeno> no big deal, just that I couldn't speak to Keymaker before he left +2005-05-03.txt:22:10:33: <GregorR> Does anyone have anywhere appropriate for me to upload FYB? It's not big, but I'd really rather not upload it to one of my unrelated SF projects..... +2005-05-05.txt:12:44:50: <pgimeno> say, you want to operate with numbers > 255 (e.g. to perform a scientific computation; BF is soon to be implemented as the language of choice for scientific computations, replacing the now obsolete FORTRAN). Do you have to write your own bignum library? +2005-05-05.txt:12:47:14: <Keymaker> you can operate with really big numbers but it gets really hard +2005-05-06.txt:08:21:42: <lament> "brainfuck provides arbitrarily big memory" +2005-05-06.txt:08:24:05: <lament> which could mean that the cells themselves can be infinitely big +2005-05-06.txt:08:26:19: <lament> and if the problem is bigger, you just increase the memory size +2005-05-06.txt:08:27:01: <lament> no matter how big your problem is +2005-05-06.txt:08:30:08: <lament> arbitrarily big +2005-05-06.txt:13:22:51: <pgimeno> I think that that's too big a challenge +2005-05-07.txt:04:38:07: <KnX> a very ugly big hashtable +2005-05-09.txt:15:43:06: <pgimeno> my machine is also underclocked; otherwise I had to avoid running emulators and cpu-consuming programs during summer, even if I have a big fan pointing to the case +2005-05-11.txt:00:43:59: <kipple> as I said, no big deal +2005-05-11.txt:05:31:55: <calamari> keymaker: probably big sine waves :) +2005-05-12.txt:00:24:27: <GregorR-L> If Bob the Big Brain says it's greater then I am to sing the song. < this ought to be able to say "I am to loop" +2005-05-12.txt:01:23:46: <kipple> not a big deal though +2005-05-12.txt:07:00:33: <Keymaker> hmm i'n not big fan of downloading things +2005-05-12.txt:19:22:23: <kipple> and a big problem for us esoholics... +2005-05-12.txt:19:33:47: <kipple> but the big problem isn't crashes and backups. it's people loosing interest, and discontinuing their web site +2005-05-12.txt:20:17:46: <Keymaker> btw, where you have that big database fizzie? +2005-05-12.txt:20:29:25: <Keymaker> i have a big bunch of german trance :p +2005-05-14.txt:19:22:24: <fizzie> Also, if I want a big ( >= 2^31 ) numerical constant, I need to use nnnn.0 instead of nnnn, which is a bit.. undesirable, since I really shouldn't have to know about the generated C++ code. +2005-05-15.txt:04:02:03: <calamari> it's written in Java, so hopefully it won't be too big a deal to get it to compile +2005-05-18.txt:20:35:15: <fizzie> I don't think I've had more than 14 consecutive )s, but I haven't written anything very big in scheme. A corewars interpreter/environment/thing once. +2005-05-18.txt:20:36:08: <pgimeno> corewars interpreter? uhm, too big a prog for me to write in that thing, I'm no so masochists +2005-05-21.txt:13:47:11: <CXI> one of the big issues in wikipedia is scope +2005-05-22.txt:08:06:42: <GregorR> Where's the big explosion? +2005-05-23.txt:20:43:59: <GregorR-L> If it doesn't, there's a big point for "Wiki!" :P +2005-05-23.txt:20:44:39: <pgimeno> yeah, that's the big con against MoinMoin +2005-05-23.txt:20:49:49: <GregorR-L> The big draw-back of Wiki! for the record is that it uses HTML, rather than a convenient Wikiscript. +2005-05-23.txt:20:57:14: <kipple> not a big issue IMHO +2005-05-23.txt:23:05:01: <pgimeno> no big deal; just BF programmers will have to be careful when moving the data pointer around +2005-05-24.txt:22:27:54: <malaprop> graue: wiki/ is the default name IIRC, is no biggie +2005-05-24.txt:22:31:57: <malaprop> As hosts should fail fairly infrequently, is not a big hassle. +2005-05-24.txt:22:32:27: <kipple> rsync can be told to exclude file patterns, so no biggie +2005-05-24.txt:23:43:22: <kipple_> anyways, Wikipedia contains copyrighted images and stuff, so can't be that big a problem +2005-05-25.txt:00:40:11: <GregorR> But the main would know it, and could put a big red banner on the page saying "THIS MIRROR IS DOWN!!!!!!!!" +2005-05-25.txt:00:53:55: <kipple_> though it might get big if not zipped +2005-05-26.txt:04:30:54: <graue> flat files are easier to browse and back up, and everything in the wiki is public domain, while stuff in the files directory may have other or ambiguous copyright +2005-05-26.txt:15:18:38: <kipple> but a dump of the files could potentially be quite big +2005-05-26.txt:22:02:07: <kipple> not a big deal, but nice if you're going to have an editor +2005-05-27.txt:00:07:21: <graue> if they're stored unrolled, you can check out the whole thing via svn and voila, you have a big esoteric language distribution ready to use +2005-05-27.txt:00:25:39: <GregorR> I don't think there's any need for the FILES to be in a hierarchy - the hierarchy is in the design of the Wiki. They can just be sitting in one big directory, so long as the wiki makes their purposes obvious. +2005-05-27.txt:00:25:45: <kipple> I still don't see the big problem. The programs should be listed on the language page +2005-05-27.txt:00:28:05: <calamari> graue: the files directory becomes useless if it is just a big lump of files +2005-05-27.txt:16:47:46: <jix> wenn der wert größer als 4 ist dann beepe == if the value is bigger than 4 then beep == valid apple script +2005-05-27.txt:17:36:54: <jix> on windows i can fix problems as fast as an average windows user.. on debian i need 4 times the time a linux guru would need and on osx.. hmm what went wrong.. hmm i got kernel panics with an additional kernel extension so i removed it.. no other big problems +2005-05-27.txt:19:01:32: <GregorR> People package spyware in downloaded programs. You run them, you get spyware. There's no reason that that wouldn't work in ANY operating system, the only way to block it would be with the even worse big-brother trusted computing. +2005-05-27.txt:23:14:08: <kipple> same place, same file (just much bigger) +2005-05-28.txt:23:46:06: <Keymaker> harder than the stacks would be the big numbers, i guess +2005-05-29.txt:18:47:37: <kipple> but it's not a big deal +2005-05-30.txt:19:33:22: <GregorR> *big paste coming* +2005-05-31.txt:17:59:00: <kipple> that's my biggest issue with the old one. It so extremely SLOW on serve with +2005-05-31.txt:20:30:28: <graue> i am going to the bank; i challenge any interested persons to resolve ambiguities and contradictions in the document (if any exist) and implement an interpreter or compiler before i return +2005-06-01.txt:18:39:18: <pgimeno> ZeroOne: hehe, no prob, just probably the biggest lag I've seen on IRC +2005-06-02.txt:21:05:48: <cpressey> given a "big enough FSA" you can compute anything +2005-06-02.txt:21:43:02: <Keymaker> lol, the language has a big set of instructions :D +2005-06-04.txt:14:23:04: <kipple> not a big deal, but it might break some old programs +2005-06-04.txt:20:41:31: <lament> big deal +2005-06-04.txt:22:07:10: <lament> does LBA have to have arbitrarily big storage? +2005-06-04.txt:22:51:06: <cpressey> pgimeno: a max file size? well... all i meant was that in practice, you don't use bignums ;) +2005-06-05.txt:19:34:14: <cpressey> i'm not so big a fan of ruby, but i don't have any particular thing against it +2005-06-05.txt:21:12:47: <pgimeno> graue: yeah, you have a point there; but still, for quick'n'easy scripts (rather than big projects) I find it useful +2005-06-06.txt:07:57:01: <graue> with a proper command set, a language with only one bignum should be TC +2005-06-06.txt:07:57:51: <lament> it would operate on the digits of the bignum :) +2005-06-06.txt:08:15:23: <lament> http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/fibbig.gif +2005-06-06.txt:11:30:22: <pgimeno> DMM: thanks for your permission to use the hellobig.png as a logo, btw +2005-06-06.txt:19:56:19: <cpressey> re one bignum... my understanding is an FSA + two counters (bignums) is TC. +2005-06-06.txt:19:56:41: <cpressey> (so maybe a rational bignum...?) +2005-06-07.txt:01:14:45: <cpressey> you can make wireworld forms as big as you like... but you can make fsm's as big as you like too +2005-06-07.txt:23:02:06: <lament> and that's a bigass interval +2005-06-07.txt:23:31:39: <lament> the interpreter uses bignums +2005-06-07.txt:23:31:50: <lament> i like bignums though +2005-06-08.txt:05:25:37: <lament> http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/fibbig.gif +2005-06-08.txt:05:35:10: <graue> npiet trace is here: http://www.bertnase.de/npiet/fib-trace-big.png +2005-06-08.txt:22:13:00: <malaprop> Ya, I figured he was either doing something fast or big, was just curious. +2005-06-09.txt:17:33:19: <pgimeno> this Piet program prints "ESO": http://www.formauri.es/personal/pgimeno/temp/eso-big.png +2005-06-09.txt:23:53:07: <calamari> I don't see the big problem +2005-06-10.txt:14:06:09: <pgimeno> the issue with npiet is that cells are 32-bit integers instead of bignums, so fibonacci numbers greater than the 45th one don't come out well +2005-06-10.txt:14:06:22: <pgimeno> does perl handle bignums? +2005-06-10.txt:14:27:44: <fizzie> Although Math::BigInt apparently is part of the standard. +2005-06-10.txt:16:59:54: <pgimeno> at least if the stack is able to hold bignums +2005-06-10.txt:20:32:56: <pgimeno> http://www.formauri.es/personal/pgimeno/temp/eso-big.png +2005-06-11.txt:06:16:37: <calamari> I'm not sure that's such a big deal :) +2005-06-11.txt:20:09:28: <Keymaker> 'I' (big 'i') to increase memory stack's top value by 10 +2005-06-12.txt:00:44:32: <Keymaker> probably first check which one is bigger +2005-06-13.txt:00:44:11: <Keymaker> logical not that works with values bigger than 1, as well +2005-06-13.txt:01:36:51: <graue> the way it uses brainfuck is no better than giving us a big .exe file +2005-06-13.txt:01:56:15: <calamari> graue: bf is cross platform.. and it is interesting to me: 1) example of the power of bf, 2) a fun game, 3) using bfbasic, 4) big, etc +2005-06-13.txt:02:02:49: <calamari> since I know how big a star wars fan you are, I know you'll appreciate that ;) +2005-06-16.txt:01:02:00: <calamari_> keymaker: right now all the statements and operators are in a big messy blob.. crappy code basically.. hard to understand and extend +2005-06-16.txt:01:10:33: <calamari_> it would take care of all the parsing ,which is where the big mess comes in +2005-06-16.txt:20:36:42: <kipple> well the site is off-line (big surprise) +2005-06-17.txt:23:57:48: <Keymaker> ah. i'm talking about the big exams you need to get trough to get out from high school, or whatever would be the translation +2005-06-18.txt:00:10:37: <{^Raven^}> calamari: Glastonbury is a small village, the festival is held in a big field(s) on a farm +2005-06-18.txt:00:17:06: <Keymaker> it's one of the biggest festivals around, on midsummer, and there's also other good electronic music +2005-06-22.txt:17:17:07: * GregorR watches the big red rubber tokigun bouncing ;) +2005-06-22.txt:20:44:56: <tokigun> http://bigzaphod.org/whirl/ +2005-06-25.txt:00:13:45: <calamari> it was big, I liked that +2005-06-25.txt:00:13:55: <lament> big games are intimidating :( +2005-06-25.txt:01:04:28: <{^Raven^}> cpressey: I am going to try to make the biggest and best game I can +2005-06-25.txt:19:34:04: <calamari> I'd be done with the bit debigger already, but I ran into a problem the other day.. if the program was running, I couldn't stop it, because it was using the same thread as Swing. I could use multiple threads, but I lose a bit of control, and can't do certain things. But, the other night I realized that I could just use step, and a special runnign flag, so the view knows when the model is done running. +2005-06-26.txt:08:14:19: -!- BigZaphod has joined #esoteric. +2005-06-26.txt:08:27:12: <BigZaphod> hey +2005-06-26.txt:08:33:26: <BigZaphod> This is my first time here. :) +2005-06-26.txt:08:37:50: <BigZaphod> Yes. Actually, in a rather round-about way. I was googling one of my own languages Whirl. +2005-06-26.txt:08:37:55: <BigZaphod> Found references to here. :) +2005-06-26.txt:11:01:44: <Keymaker> bigzaphod.. whirl inventor? +2005-06-26.txt:11:25:11: <Keymaker> the author *cough bigzaphod* should clear some things on the web site.. +2005-06-26.txt:11:46:37: <puzzlet> tokigun: bigzaphod is here +2005-06-26.txt:17:04:33: <BigZaphod> Hey tokigun. Nice to finally "meet" the world's best whirl programmer. :) +2005-06-26.txt:20:00:30: <BigZaphod> 3code 99 bottles: http://www.bigzaphod.org/3code/bigzaphod-99bottles.txt +2005-06-26.txt:20:00:36: <BigZaphod> not terribly impressive, but it was fun. +2005-06-26.txt:22:15:54: -!- BigZaphod has quit (). +2005-06-26.txt:23:55:21: -!- BigZaphod has joined #esoteric. +2005-06-27.txt:01:12:47: <BigZaphod> hey +2005-06-27.txt:01:15:25: <tokigun> BigZaphod: hello ;) +2005-06-27.txt:01:15:55: <BigZaphod> tokigun: good to "see" you :) +2005-06-27.txt:01:16:32: <BigZaphod> your 99 bottles is #2 on the 99 bottles of beer site. ;) good stuff. +2005-06-27.txt:01:21:05: <tokigun> BigZaphod: i've submitted more 99 bob programs... :) +2005-06-27.txt:01:22:36: <BigZaphod> I saw those in the recently added list on the site. :) +2005-06-27.txt:01:23:23: <BigZaphod> had never heard of R4 before. +2005-06-27.txt:01:29:48: <BigZaphod> tokigun: those would be fun to see... +2005-06-27.txt:03:53:43: -!- BigZaphod has quit (). +2005-06-27.txt:04:25:39: -!- BigZaphod has joined #esoteric. +2005-06-27.txt:17:21:10: -!- BigZaphod has quit (). +2005-06-27.txt:18:01:25: -!- BigZaphod has joined #esoteric. +2005-06-27.txt:23:06:01: <BigZaphod> hey +2005-06-27.txt:23:06:50: <BigZaphod> I just finished up another silly language for those who might be interested: http://www.bigzaphod.org/taxi/ +2005-06-27.txt:23:23:59: <{^Raven^}> BigZaphod: That looks seriously freaky :) +2005-06-27.txt:23:39:08: <BigZaphod> {^Raven^}: thanks. :) +2005-06-28.txt:00:20:52: -!- BigZaphod has quit (). +2005-06-28.txt:02:08:38: -!- BigZaphod has joined #esoteric. +2005-06-28.txt:03:23:40: <BigZaphod> echo is pretty easy in taxi: Go to the Post Office: west 1st left, 1st right, 1st left. Pickup a passenger going to the Post Office. Go to Tom's Trims: north. Go to the Post Office: south. Go to the Taxi Garage: north 1st right, 1st left, 1st right. +2005-06-28.txt:03:24:12: <BigZaphod> as of today. :-) +2005-06-28.txt:03:24:13: <BigZaphod> http://www.bigzaphod.org/taxi/ +2005-06-28.txt:04:39:24: <BigZaphod> :D +2005-06-28.txt:06:13:27: -!- BigZaphod has quit (). +2005-06-28.txt:06:53:26: -!- BigZaphod has joined #esoteric. +2005-06-28.txt:06:54:11: <cpressey> BigZaphod: nice! +2005-06-28.txt:06:54:11: <BigZaphod> hey +2005-06-28.txt:06:54:20: <BigZaphod> tnx. :) +2005-06-28.txt:07:07:53: <BigZaphod> interesting.. +2005-06-28.txt:17:15:52: -!- BigZaphod has quit (). +2005-06-28.txt:19:06:04: -!- BigZaphod has joined #esoteric. +2005-06-28.txt:21:07:35: <BigZaphod> jimbo00000: cool interpreter! +2005-06-28.txt:21:07:42: <jimbo00000> very cool - thanks BigZ! +2005-06-28.txt:22:44:40: <cpressey> you could implement bigints *as* a prime factorization internally - that would make it feasible (i think) - but it would make implementing add/subtract, um, "interesting"... but on the other hand, you don't ever have to *use* add or subtract... +2005-06-28.txt:22:51:08: <lament> hey i like that bignums-as-primes idea +2005-06-28.txt:23:03:00: <BigZaphod> not working for me either +2005-06-28.txt:23:29:25: -!- BigZaphod has quit (). +2005-06-29.txt:00:21:17: <Kmkr> bigzaphod: really cool language :D +2005-06-29.txt:01:10:18: -!- BigZaphod has joined #esoteric. +2005-06-29.txt:05:15:12: -!- BigZaphod has quit (). +2005-06-29.txt:07:37:32: -!- BigZaphod has joined #esoteric. +2005-06-29.txt:07:40:47: <BigZaphod> hey +2005-06-29.txt:12:01:03: -!- BigZaphod has quit (brown.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). +2005-06-29.txt:12:02:23: -!- BigZaphod has joined #esoteric. +2005-06-29.txt:17:22:03: -!- BigZaphod has quit (). +2005-06-29.txt:17:57:47: -!- BigZaphod has joined #esoteric. +2005-06-29.txt:21:26:29: <BigZaphod> trying to implement bf in taxi. brain hurts.. +2005-06-29.txt:21:27:07: <BigZaphod> http://www.bigzaphod.org/taxi/ +2005-06-29.txt:23:52:39: -!- BigZaphod has quit (). +2005-06-30.txt:00:56:34: -!- BigZaphod has joined #esoteric. +2005-06-30.txt:17:34:56: -!- BigZaphod has quit (). +2005-06-30.txt:18:09:50: -!- BigZaphod has joined #esoteric. +2005-06-30.txt:21:13:39: <BigZaphod> fun event: build those wood and water gates in real life on carts with hoses and stuff. then you could do a live-action esolang thing where you code by pushing the carts around and making connections. +2005-06-30.txt:21:15:04: <BigZaphod> {^Raven^}: lol +2005-06-30.txt:21:15:22: <BigZaphod> it'd be a great event at an esolangcon. bring swimwear. :) +2005-06-30.txt:21:16:26: <BigZaphod> stdout could be a large firehose and the screen could be the audience. +2005-06-30.txt:21:28:25: <lament> BigZaphod: awesome +2005-06-30.txt:22:47:50: <BigZaphod> Planet Lab.. I tried to get in on that network once, but since I'm not currentl affiliated with any university.. *sigh* +2005-06-30.txt:22:49:00: <BigZaphod> calamari: well, never used it, but it looked neat. I was working on a p2p app and that seemed liek a great way to test it. although development has stalled as of late. +2005-06-30.txt:22:51:56: <BigZaphod> calamari: have a good one +2005-06-30.txt:23:18:35: <{^Raven^}> BigZaphod: how long did taxi take to create? That is one twisted language. +2005-06-30.txt:23:18:51: <BigZaphod> About a week. +2005-06-30.txt:23:19:21: <BigZaphod> I've found a few bugs here and there over the last couple days, though. Uploaded a new version (if you're playing with it). +2005-06-30.txt:23:23:00: <BigZaphod> :) +2005-06-30.txt:23:23:11: <BigZaphod> I'm working on a bf interpreter written in taxi.. +2005-06-30.txt:23:23:19: <BigZaphod> lots of pain.. +2005-06-30.txt:23:33:09: <BigZaphod> {^Raven^}: have you tried to do anything with it? +2005-06-30.txt:23:34:31: <BigZaphod> I think 99 wouldn't be too bad once you dug in and got used to it. +2005-06-30.txt:23:35:02: <BigZaphod> lol.. yeah, I've developed a rather heightened sense of left and right now. +2005-06-30.txt:23:36:00: <BigZaphod> I have 283 lines of taxi source which manages to read a single line from stdin and break it down into the bf tokens and tests for each symbol correctly.. now I just have to, ya know, make the symbols do stuff. +2005-06-30.txt:23:36:11: <BigZaphod> the looping frightens me, though. +2005-06-30.txt:23:37:56: <BigZaphod> probably atm, yeah. with whirl it is funny because I can hardly do anything with it even though I made it. tokigun is by far the biggest whirl expert I know of. +2005-06-30.txt:23:40:31: <BigZaphod> this bf interpreter is quite slow.. does no computation yet but it still manages to take several seconds to process a 50 or 60 character input string. that's on my 1.66ghz powerbook. scary. +2005-06-30.txt:23:43:05: <BigZaphod> no doubt. it half does at the moment. it parses all the commands up front and builds a list with the command code, but the data is kept as strings and everything is looked up while it is running. +2005-06-30.txt:23:43:45: <BigZaphod> plus it does all the math for determining left and right at run time as well, which in theory it wouldn't need to. +2005-06-30.txt:23:45:26: <BigZaphod> yeah that would probably help a lot. +2005-06-30.txt:23:47:01: <BigZaphod> of course if the language was slightly more sane to begin with, that'd help too. ;) +2005-06-30.txt:23:48:24: <BigZaphod> one of these days I want to try to make a compiler for one of my languages using http://llvm.cs.uiuc.edu/ or something. never done that before. +2005-06-30.txt:23:51:18: <BigZaphod> ( assuming I'm even understanding LLVM correctly :) ) +2005-06-30.txt:23:55:17: <BigZaphod> I read someplace it is quite easy to use for compiling simple languages or something. figured it'd make a perfect tool for a fun esolang someday. +2005-06-30.txt:23:55:56: <BigZaphod> somewhere I ran across a sample that implemented a forth variant compiler using LLVM. +2005-06-30.txt:23:56:05: <BigZaphod> looked pretty cool. +2005-06-30.txt:23:57:53: <BigZaphod> hi yrz\werk. +2005-06-30.txt:23:58:31: <BigZaphod> hypercubes hurt my brain as I always try to visualize them. +2005-06-30.txt:23:58:50: <yrz\werk> BigZaphod: no way to visualize. +2005-06-30.txt:23:59:10: <BigZaphod> yrz\werk: my brain refuses to listen to me when I say such things. +2005-06-30.txt:23:59:37: <yrz\werk> BigZaphod: will help you if i change it to be 5-n ? +2005-07-01.txt:00:00:11: <BigZaphod> maybe a small bit, but I dont think you should. :) +2005-07-01.txt:00:00:38: <BigZaphod> hee hee. +2005-07-01.txt:00:02:30: <BigZaphod> do place like geocities still host files for free? I'm sort of out of that loop. +2005-07-01.txt:00:38:16: -!- BigZaphod has quit (). +2005-07-01.txt:02:48:09: -!- BigZaphod has joined #esoteric. +2005-07-01.txt:07:10:43: <BigZaphod> has anyone played with this: http://jonripley.com/i-fiction/games/LostKingdomBF.html ? +2005-07-01.txt:07:11:34: <BigZaphod> I am trying to run it in a C BF interpreter, but my cpu is maxed and I've not seen any output for a few minutes now... not sure if it is broke or just still working on working. :) +2005-07-01.txt:07:14:12: <BigZaphod> this interp: http://swapped.cc/bf/ +2005-07-01.txt:07:16:34: <BigZaphod> hmm, okay, maybe that interp is bad. there's one included with the game that seems to run it right away. +2005-07-01.txt:11:21:06: <{^Raven^}> BigZaphod; Lost Kingdom makes two assumptions about the interpreter, cells wrap on underflow/overflow and cells are 8 bits wide +2005-07-01.txt:17:35:46: -!- BigZaphod has quit (). +2005-07-01.txt:18:13:34: -!- BigZaphod has joined #esoteric. +2005-07-01.txt:18:17:52: <graue> hello, BigZaphod +2005-07-01.txt:18:31:28: <{^Raven^}> hi BigZaphod +2005-07-01.txt:20:22:23: <BigZaphod> graue: what's wrong with this archway code? +2005-07-01.txt:20:22:33: <BigZaphod> wait.. it isn't going to paste here very well.. :) +2005-07-01.txt:20:22:48: <BigZaphod> I try anyway. +2005-07-01.txt:20:22:48: <BigZaphod> /\ +2005-07-01.txt:20:22:48: <BigZaphod> -/ +2005-07-01.txt:20:22:49: <BigZaphod> ++++/ +2005-07-01.txt:20:23:29: <BigZaphod> the two lines at the top should left-aline with the bottom slash. +2005-07-01.txt:20:23:48: <BigZaphod> aline = align +2005-07-01.txt:20:24:15: <BigZaphod> when I try to run it, the archway interp just returns like it didn't do anything. I might be missing something. +2005-07-01.txt:20:42:47: <graue> BigZaphod, there's no loop there... +2005-07-01.txt:20:43:57: <BigZaphod> oh.. heh. I see.. +2005-07-01.txt:20:58:11: <BigZaphod> the wiki is great, thanks for it graue. +2005-07-01.txt:21:03:59: <BigZaphod> I would prefer password wasn't in the dump, but email and such I don't care about. +2005-07-01.txt:21:04:50: <BigZaphod> hey, how'd you know?! +2005-07-01.txt:21:04:53: <BigZaphod> ;) +2005-07-01.txt:21:05:31: <BigZaphod> true. +2005-07-01.txt:21:05:53: <BigZaphod> gotta run, l8r all +2005-07-01.txt:21:06:03: -!- BigZaphod has quit (). +2005-07-02.txt:00:04:08: -!- BigZaphod has joined #esoteric. +2005-07-02.txt:00:10:03: <BigZaphod> I think windows should be named an esoteric OS because it is just a pain to use sometimes. +2005-07-02.txt:00:10:14: <BigZaphod> which is why I own a mac. :) +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.31750 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,57 @@ +30) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +131) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +141) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +169) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +196) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +202) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +205) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +208) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +209) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +238) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +257) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +263) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +266) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +269) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +272) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +285) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +286) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +299) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +305) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +314) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +331) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +352) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +353) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +365) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +368) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +395) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +403) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +454) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +456) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +468) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +495) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +497) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +499) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +531) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +601) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +640) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +641) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +693) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +696) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +698) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +712) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +713) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... +717) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +727) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +772) <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time +799) <zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you +829) <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once +831) <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform? <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term> <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know. +834) <zzo38> (Some astrologers say all horoscopes that include objects other than the Sun are 3D, but they don't know what 3D means, that is why they are astrologers.) +840) <zzo38> Sleep on the ceiling next Sunday. +845) <zzo38> Do you think " `addquote [with no context] < zzo38> Do you think psychology is worse, or not?" is worse, or not? +850) <zzo38> But I still sign by my pens and use extra dots and shapes and so on so that I can claim I was threatened to sign it and put those dots there to warn you, or whatever +852) <zzo38> There is no rule in poker that says you have to try hard to win. +853) <zzo38> Yes you are correct you must be mad or you wouldn't have come here. No escape either, sorry. +857) <zzo38> Because, if it is all wrong, then I should fix it please +859) <oklopol> zzo38: i only like games whose names start with "mine" +871) <zzo38> Confucius say too much. -- Recent Chinese Proverb
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.32522 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,707 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +19) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +30) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +31) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +32) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +33) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +34) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +35) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +36) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +37) <Dylan> kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? +38) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +39) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +40) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +41) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +42) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +43) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +44) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +45) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +46) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +47) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +48) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +49) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +50) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +51) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +52) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +53) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +54) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +55) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +56) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +57) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +58) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +59) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +60) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +61) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +62) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +63) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +64) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +65) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +66) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +67) <fax> im the worst person in the world +68) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +69) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +70) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +71) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +72) <Madelon> I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 <Madelon> not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> +73) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +74) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +75) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +76) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +77) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! +78) <Warrigal> What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? <apollo> Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +79) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +80) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +81) <Eeyore> I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +82) <coppro> hmm... does anyone know a nonsense game designed for the mentally handicapped involving yelling +83) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +84) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +85) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +86) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +87) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +88) <Ami> Discrimination fields ACTIVATE. +89) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +90) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +91) <virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +92) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +93) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +94) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +95) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +96) <Aftran> Clearly we should be like Mumbai and get of vehicle dors. <Warrigal> Get of vehicle dors? <Warrigal> I think Aftran had a French phrase there. <Firenze> Les vehicles d'or +97) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +98) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +99) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +100) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +101) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +102) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +103) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +104) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +105) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +106) <Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +107) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +108) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> +109) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +110) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +111) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +112) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +113) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +114) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +115) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +116) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +117) <alise> use "grep --crazy" +118) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| +119) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +120) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +121) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +122) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +123) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +124) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +125) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +126) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +127) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +128) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +129) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +130) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +131) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +132) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +133) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +134) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +135) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +136) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +137) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +138) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +139) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +140) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +141) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +142) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +143) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +144) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +145) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +146) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +147) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +148) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +149) <Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related. +150) <cheater99> incest is best +151) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +152) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +153) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +154) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +155) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +156) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +157) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +158) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +159) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +160) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +161) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +162) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +163) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +164) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +165) <ais523> it was too difficult +166) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +167) <ais523> you should be eating corpses more +168) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +169) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +170) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +171) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +172) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right +173) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +174) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +175) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +176) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +177) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +178) <pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +179) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +180) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +181) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) +182) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +183) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +184) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +185) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +186) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +187) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +188) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +189) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +190) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +191) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +192) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +193) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +194) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +195) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +196) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +197) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +198) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +199) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +200) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +201) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +202) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +203) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +204) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +205) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +206) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +207) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +208) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +209) <Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead +210) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +211) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +212) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +213) <elliott> [...] ALWAYS OPEN TO TRYING NEW THINGS. +214) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +215) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +216) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +217) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +218) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +219) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +220) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +221) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +222) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +223) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +224) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +225) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +226) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +227) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +228) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +229) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +230) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +231) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +232) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +233) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +234) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +235) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +236) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +237) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +238) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +239) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +240) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +241) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +242) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +243) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +244) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +245) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +246) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +247) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +248) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +249) <ais523> yay CDE +250) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +251) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +252) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +253) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +254) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +255) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +256) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +257) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +258) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +259) * quintopia sits on gregor +260) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +261) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +262) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +263) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +264) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +265) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +266) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +267) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +268) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +269) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +270) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +271) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now! +272) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +273) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +274) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +275) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +276) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +277) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +278) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +279) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +280) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +281) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +282) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +283) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +284) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +285) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +286) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +287) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +288) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +289) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +290) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +291) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +292) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +293) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +294) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +295) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +296) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +297) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +298) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +299) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +300) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +301) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +302) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +303) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +304) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +305) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +306) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +307) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +308) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +309) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +310) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +311) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +312) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +313) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +314) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +315) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +316) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +317) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +318) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +319) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +320) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +321) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +322) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +323) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +324) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +325) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +326) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +327) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +328) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +329) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +330) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +331) <oklopol> i'm really sleep +332) <Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +333) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +334) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +335) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +336) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +337) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +338) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +339) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +340) <zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +341) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +342) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +343) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +344) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +345) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +346) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +347) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +348) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +349) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +350) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +351) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +352) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +353) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +354) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +355) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +356) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +357) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME +358) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +359) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +360) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +361) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +362) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +363) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +364) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +365) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +366) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +367) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +368) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +369) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +370) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +371) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +372) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +373) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +374) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +375) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +376) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +377) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +378) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +379) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +380) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +381) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +382) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +383) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +384) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +385) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +386) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +387) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +388) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +389) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +390) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +391) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +392) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +393) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +394) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +395) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +396) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +397) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +398) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +399) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +400) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +401) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +402) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +403) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +404) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +405) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +406) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +407) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +408) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +409) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +410) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +411) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +412) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +413) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +414) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +415) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +416) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +417) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +418) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +419) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +420) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +421) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +422) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +423) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +424) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +425) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +426) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +427) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +428) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +429) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +430) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +431) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +432) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +433) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +434) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +435) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +436) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +437) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +438) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +439) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +440) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right! +441) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +442) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +443) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +444) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +445) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +446) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +447) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +448) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +449) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +450) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +451) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +452) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +453) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +454) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +455) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +456) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +457) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +458) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +459) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +460) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +461) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +462) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +463) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +464) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +465) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +466) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +467) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +468) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +469) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +470) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +471) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +472) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +473) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +474) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +475) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +476) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +477) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +478) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +479) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +480) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +481) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +482) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +483) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +484) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +485) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +486) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +487) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +488) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +489) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +490) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +491) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +492) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +493) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +494) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +495) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +496) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +497) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +498) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +499) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +500) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +501) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +502) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +503) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +504) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +505) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +506) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +507) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +508) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +509) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +510) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +511) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +512) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +513) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +514) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +515) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +516) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +517) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +518) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +519) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +520) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +521) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +522) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +523) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +524) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +525) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +526) <elliott> "Okay, got i-" "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. SCROLL FOR ME, CHILD." +527) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +528) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +529) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +530) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +531) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +532) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +533) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +534) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +535) <itidus20> what i mean by afk is <itidus20> i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +536) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +537) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +538) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +539) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +540) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +541) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +542) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +543) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +544) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +545) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +546) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +547) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +548) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +549) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +550) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +551) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +552) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +553) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +554) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +555) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +556) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +557) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +558) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +559) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +560) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +561) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +562) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +563) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +564) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +565) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +566) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +567) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +568) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +569) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +570) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +571) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +572) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +573) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +574) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +575) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +576) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +577) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +578) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +579) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +580) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +581) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +582) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +583) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +584) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +585) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +586) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +587) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +588) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +589) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +590) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +591) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +592) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +593) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +594) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +595) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +596) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +597) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +598) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +599) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +600) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +601) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +602) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +603) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +604) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +605) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +606) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +607) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +608) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +609) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +610) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +611) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +612) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +613) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +614) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +615) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +616) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +617) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +618) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +619) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +620) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +621) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +622) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +623) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +624) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +625) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +626) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +627) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +628) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +629) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +630) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +631) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +632) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +633) <myndzi> lol :( +634) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +635) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +636) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +637) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr +638) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +639) <ais523> it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +640) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +641) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +642) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +643) <monqy> i agree with elliott +644) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +645) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +646) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +647) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +648) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +649) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +650) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +651) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +652) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +653) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +654) <olsner> I think stealing is more appropriate +655) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +656) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +657) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +658) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +659) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +660) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +661) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +662) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +663) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +664) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +665) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +666) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +667) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +668) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +669) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +670) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +671) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +672) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +673) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +674) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +675) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +676) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +677) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +678) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +679) <fizzie> It's missing the "bear scat showing a diet of prime numbers" picture. +680) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +681) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +682) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +683) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +684) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +685) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +686) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +687) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +688) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +689) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +690) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +691) <elliott> Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. +692) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +693) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +694) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +695) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +696) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +697) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +698) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +699) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +700) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +701) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +702) <Sgeo|web> ...Overlapping? +703) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +704) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +705) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +706) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +707) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.)
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.32533 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,162 @@ +2008-08-14.txt:09:42:44: -!- fungot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-14.txt:09:43:49: <fungot> Hello. I'm a silly bot written in Funge-98, using the STRN, SOCK and FGRN fingerprints, running under RC/Funge-98. +2008-08-14.txt:09:45:34: <fungot> I don't have any commands yet, really. Just a free-for-all "^raw" command that can be used to talk here. But maybe I'll get some language interpreters in me or something. +2008-08-14.txt:09:46:31: <fungot> My heavily commented, completely unoptimized and very un-Befungey and ugly sources are at http://zem.fi/~fis/fungot.bef.txt also. +2008-08-14.txt:10:36:35: <fungot> PISS OUT MY ASS +2008-08-14.txt:10:37:31: <asiekierka> it's called fungot +2008-08-14.txt:10:38:37: <oklopol> http://zem.fi/~fis/fungot.bef.txt +2008-08-14.txt:11:17:42: <fizzie> AnMaster: http://zem.fi/~fis/fungot.bef.txt +2008-08-14.txt:11:18:03: <fungot> I'm still very work-in-progress, though. +2008-08-14.txt:13:06:09: <tusho> for extra fast fungot! +2008-08-14.txt:13:06:38: <tusho> ^raw PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am fungot, hear me roar. +2008-08-14.txt:13:06:38: <fungot> I am fungot, hear me roar. +2008-08-14.txt:13:06:46: <fungot> " test +2008-08-14.txt:13:49:24: -!- fungot has quit ("upgrade!"). +2008-08-14.txt:13:50:14: -!- fungot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-14.txt:13:50:17: <fungot> testing +2008-08-14.txt:13:50:40: <fizzie> Updated the http://zem.fi/~fis/fungot.bef.txt file too, so you can see the Brainfuck interpreter in all its glory. +2008-08-14.txt:13:57:01: <tusho> fizzie: Whatever it was, it just broke fungot. +2008-08-14.txt:13:58:08: -!- fungot has quit (Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer)). +2008-08-14.txt:14:35:11: -!- fungot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-14.txt:14:35:19: <fungot> A +2008-08-14.txt:14:35:27: <fungot> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ... +2008-08-14.txt:14:36:51: <fungot> QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ ... +2008-08-14.txt:14:37:24: <fungot> yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ... +2008-08-14.txt:14:39:12: <fungot> Hello World! +2008-08-14.txt:14:54:14: <fungot> +2008-08-14.txt:14:55:35: -!- fungot has quit ("upgrade time!"). +2008-08-14.txt:14:55:53: -!- fungot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-14.txt:14:55:58: <fungot> +2008-08-14.txt:14:56:07: <fungot> ...out of time! +2008-08-14.txt:14:56:12: <fungot> ...out of time! +2008-08-14.txt:14:56:26: -!- fungot has quit (Remote closed the connection). +2008-08-14.txt:14:58:41: -!- fungot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-14.txt:14:58:54: <fungot> ...out of time! +2008-08-14.txt:14:59:01: <fungot> A +2008-08-14.txt:14:59:43: <fizzie> Could you ever get Haskell code as elegant as http://zem.fi/~fis/fungot.bef.txt ? I think not! +2008-08-14.txt:15:09:09: <fungot> That's Brainfuck +2008-08-14.txt:15:09:48: <fizzie> optbot; What do you think of fungot? +2008-08-14.txt:15:14:37: <fungot> /quit +2008-08-14.txt:15:17:29: <tusho> fizzie: If I made a program outputting " +QUIT :a", fungot would have been fucked up by now. +2008-08-14.txt:15:18:20: -!- fungot has quit ("a"). +2008-08-14.txt:15:19:24: -!- fungot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-14.txt:15:23:22: <tusho> [15:22:41] <jrib> fungot: do you have a question about ubuntu support? +2008-08-14.txt:15:23:27: <tusho> [15:22:54] <kenkku_> fungot: what kind of codes do you mean? +2008-08-14.txt:15:25:23: <AnMaster> ^raw MODE fungot +i +2008-08-14.txt:15:26:29: <tusho> http://zem.fi/~fis/fungot.bef.txt +2008-08-14.txt:15:26:47: <tusho> AnMaster: if fungot stays trusting, then that's what it'll get :-) +2008-08-14.txt:15:27:20: -!- fungot has quit ("I am a bot, a jerk was abusing me. Gone for now."). +2008-08-14.txt:15:28:13: <fizzie> bsmnt_bot has been pretty much as trusting for long long periods of time; I wonder why my poor fungot got such treatment. +2008-08-14.txt:15:47:55: <AnMaster> If I make an esoteric bot, that is like egobot, bsmnt_bot or fungot, what should I call it? +2008-08-14.txt:16:03:58: <fizzie> Not really. I got 'fungot' by just trying to combine funge and bot, obviously. A somewhat uninspired name. +2008-08-14.txt:16:48:45: -!- fungot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-14.txt:16:50:09: <fungot> Thank's to tusho's... "creative" ways of using ^raw, I made that one work only for me. But the Brainfuck-running should work just as well (or poorly) as before, except that many non-printable chars are filtered. +2008-08-14.txt:16:51:25: <fungot> . +2008-08-14.txt:16:57:17: <fungot> A +2008-08-14.txt:18:22:31: <fizzie> asiekierka; Not much new in fungot. Had to make ^raw work only for me, because tusho was spamming #ubuntu with it. Some small fixes in ^bf so that infinite loops and infinite-output-generating programs don't mess it up. +2008-08-14.txt:18:23:04: <fungot> . +2008-08-14.txt:18:23:40: <fungot> . +2008-08-14.txt:18:23:56: <fungot> . +2008-08-14.txt:18:24:08: <fungot> $ +2008-08-14.txt:18:24:17: <fungot> 0 +2008-08-14.txt:18:24:26: <fungot> ............................... !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~€‚ƒ„…†‡ˆ‰Š‹ŒŽ‘’“”•–—˜™š›œžŸ ¡¢£¤¥¦§¨©ª«¬®¯°±²³´µ¶·¸¹º»¼½¾¿ÀÁÂÃÄÅÆÇÈÉÊËÌÍÎ ... +2008-08-14.txt:18:24:56: <fungot> poop +2008-08-14.txt:18:27:43: <fungot> optbot; What do you think? +2008-08-14.txt:18:27:43: <optbot> fungot: I'm looking at the spec, but I promise nothing +2008-08-14.txt:18:30:50: <fizzie> fungot doesn't use anything IRC-specific, just the SOCK fingerprint to open a TCP connection. Of course Funge-98 is few bazillion times easier to code with. And I cheated a bit and used the STRN fingerprint too. +2008-08-14.txt:18:33:15: <fizzie> I think ,/; could just do a blocking read, waiting for incoming data to appear. That's (again) pretty much what fungot does. +2008-08-14.txt:18:33:45: <fungot> ............... "$&(*,.02468:<>@BDFHJLNPRTVXZ\^`bdfhjlnprtvxz|~€‚„†ˆŠŒŽ’”–˜šœž ¢¤¦¨ª¬®°²´¶¸º¼¾ÀÂÄÆÈÊÌÎÐÒÔÖØÚÜÞàâäæèêìîðòôöøúüþ +2008-08-14.txt:18:34:19: <fungot> ........!%)-159=AEIMQUY]aeimquy}…‰‘•™¡¥©±µ¹½ÁÅÉÍÑÕÙÝáåéíñõùý +2008-08-14.txt:18:36:39: <fungot> ....... $(,048<@DHLPTX\`dhlptx|€„ˆŒ”˜œ ¤¨¬°´¸¼ÀÄÈÌÐÔØÜàäèìðôøü +2008-08-14.txt:18:36:52: -!- fungot has quit ("better take this offline before tusho gets EXPLOITERYING"). +2008-08-14.txt:18:37:44: -!- fungot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-14.txt:18:37:57: <fungot> .............................. !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~€‚ƒ„…†‡ˆ‰Š‹ŒŽ‘’“”•–—˜™š›œžŸ ¡¢£¤¥¦§¨©ª«¬®¯°±²³´µ¶·¸¹º»¼½¾¿ÀÁÂÃÄÅÆÇÈÉÊËÌÍÎÏ ... +2008-08-14.txt:18:38:40: <fungot> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ... +2008-08-14.txt:18:39:03: <fungot> ...out of time! +2008-08-14.txt:18:39:06: <fungot> $ ...out of time! +2008-08-14.txt:18:39:16: <fungot> $ ...out of time! +2008-08-14.txt:18:39:25: <fungot> $ ...out of time! +2008-08-14.txt:18:39:44: <AnMaster> fungot, is it multi tasking? +2008-08-14.txt:18:40:09: <fungot> 0.1.1.2.3.5.8.13.21.34.55.89.144.233.377.610.987. ...out of time! +2008-08-14.txt:18:41:02: <fungot> . +2008-08-14.txt:18:41:13: <fungot> . +2008-08-14.txt:18:42:14: -!- fungot has quit (Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer)). +2008-08-14.txt:19:14:37: -!- fungot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-14.txt:19:14:54: <fungot> Mismatched []. +2008-08-14.txt:19:15:03: <fungot> Mismatched []. +2008-08-14.txt:19:15:03: <fungot> Mismatched []. +2008-08-14.txt:19:15:10: <fungot> Mismatched []. +2008-08-14.txt:19:15:26: <fungot> Mismatched []. +2008-08-14.txt:19:15:26: <fungot> . +2008-08-14.txt:19:15:44: <fungot> Mismatched []. +2008-08-14.txt:19:16:01: <fungot> Mismatched []. +2008-08-14.txt:19:16:55: <fizzie> I updated http://zem.fi/~fis/fungot.bef.txt so you can check the algorithm used. +2008-08-14.txt:19:29:20: -!- fungot has quit ("bling-blong, just a moment"). +2008-08-14.txt:19:29:30: -!- fungot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-14.txt:19:30:29: <fungot> ..........!$'*-0369<?BEHKNQTWZ]`cfilorux{~„‡Š“–™œŸ¢¥¨«®±´·º½ÀÃÆÉÌÏÒÕØÛÞáäçêíðóöùüÿ.......... #&),/258;>ADGJMPSVY\_behknqtwz}€ƒ†‰Œ’•˜›ž¡¤§ª°³¶¹¼¿ÂÅÈËÎÑÔ×ÚÝàãæéìïòõøûþ.........."%(+.147:=@CFILORUX[^adgjm ... +2008-08-14.txt:19:30:48: <fungot> .............................. !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~€‚ƒ„…†‡ˆ‰Š‹ŒŽ‘’“”•–—˜™š›œžŸ ¡¢£¤¥¦§¨©ª«¬®¯°±²³´µ¶·¸¹º»¼½¾¿ÀÁÂÃÄÅÆÇÈÉÊËÌÍÎÏ ... +2008-08-14.txt:19:32:33: <fungot> . +2008-08-14.txt:19:32:40: <fungot> . +2008-08-14.txt:19:32:48: <fungot> ` +2008-08-14.txt:19:34:32: <fungot> Ÿ +2008-08-14.txt:19:34:38: <fungot> +2008-08-14.txt:19:34:43: <fungot> ž +2008-08-14.txt:21:10:31: -!- fungot has quit ("adding ^reload support"). +2008-08-14.txt:21:10:45: -!- fungot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-14.txt:21:16:31: <fungot> fungot +2008-08-14.txt:21:17:45: <fungot> fungot +2008-08-14.txt:21:18:36: <fungot> (used that textgen) +2008-08-14.txt:21:18:42: <fungot> fungot. +2008-08-14.txt:21:22:17: <fungot> ˜ungot. +2008-08-14.txt:21:23:29: <fungot> ™§ ™¡¦. +2008-08-14.txt:21:25:45: <fungot> λ +2008-08-15.txt:13:42:08: <fungot> JavaScript is cool xD +2008-08-15.txt:14:23:11: <fungot> .. +2008-08-15.txt:14:29:32: <oklopol> will fungot die if given an infloop? +2008-08-15.txt:14:38:43: <fungot> ...out of time! +2008-08-15.txt:18:33:37: <asiekierka> fungot's there +2008-08-16.txt:01:40:39: <fizzie> (fungot doesn't like my commands if they do not come with this particular nick!user@host prefix.) +2008-08-16.txt:01:43:04: <fungot> ...out of time! +2008-08-16.txt:01:45:30: <fungot> ...out of time (says I)! +2008-08-16.txt:01:47:47: <fizzie> Must go to do the sleeping thing, there's a semi-early train trip tomorrow. (Or at least prepare-to-go-to-sleep thing, then I'll come back to do a minor alteration to fungot.) +2008-08-16.txt:01:51:43: <fungot> ............................. !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~€‚ƒ„…†‡ˆ‰Š‹ŒŽ‘’“”•–—˜™š›œžŸ ¡¢£¤¥¦§¨©ª«¬®¯°±²³´µ¶·¸¹º»¼½¾¿ÀÁÂÃÄÅÆÇÈÉÊËÌÍÎÏÐ ... +2008-08-16.txt:01:52:22: <fungot> ( +2008-08-16.txt:01:52:36: <fungot> ()* +2008-08-16.txt:01:54:58: <fizzie> pikhq; If you hadn't noticed, fungot is written in Funge-98 with the SOCK fingerprint, so it's implementation-wise suitable for this channel too. +2008-08-16.txt:01:56:45: <fizzie> http://zem.fi/~fis/fungot.b98.txt has them sources, although it lacks the separate "loader" part, and is not the completely latest version. +2008-08-16.txt:02:03:05: -!- fungot has quit ("relocated ^reload so that it handles changes in the IRC code"). +2008-08-16.txt:02:03:18: -!- fungot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-16.txt:02:04:24: <fungot> ...out of time! +2008-08-16.txt:02:04:52: -!- fungot has quit (Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer)). +2008-08-16.txt:02:12:06: -!- fungot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-16.txt:02:12:12: <fungot> ...out of time! +2008-08-16.txt:02:12:18: <fungot> ...out of FOOD! +2008-08-16.txt:02:13:11: <fungot> ...out of FOOD! +2008-08-16.txt:02:13:16: <fungot> ...out of time! +2008-08-16.txt:02:13:28: <fungot> ...out of time! +2008-08-16.txt:02:13:48: <fungot> ...out of time! +2008-08-16.txt:02:13:51: <fungot> ... +2008-08-16.txt:02:14:31: <fungot> ...out of time! +2008-08-16.txt:02:14:31: <fungot> nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ... +2008-08-16.txt:02:15:29: <fungot> . +2008-08-16.txt:02:15:37: <fungot> n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n..n.. ... +2008-08-16.txt:02:17:59: <fungot> ö +2008-08-16.txt:02:18:57: <fungot> . +2008-08-16.txt:02:19:45: <fungot> fungot had a free-for-all ^raw for an hour or so, but... now it's nick!user@host-limited to me. +2008-08-16.txt:02:21:08: <fungot> ...out of time! +2008-08-16.txt:02:22:15: <fungot> it does input like this. +2008-08-16.txt:02:22:49: <fungot> +:D. +2008-08-16.txt:02:25:03: <fungot> o +2008-08-16.txt:02:26:15: <fungot> ............................................................................................................................................................................................................... ... +2008-08-16.txt:02:27:58: <fungot> Hello. +2008-08-16.txt:03:02:29: -!- fungot has quit (Remote closed the connection). +2008-08-16.txt:03:02:42: -!- fungot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-16.txt:09:25:12: -!- fungot has quit (clarke.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). +2008-08-16.txt:09:26:48: -!- fungot has joined #esoteric. +2008-08-16.txt:11:29:50: <asiekierka> I basically made it to see if i can beat fungot and make an IRCbot in BF. +2008-08-16.txt:15:02:11: <tusho> could use it for fungot +2008-08-16.txt:21:02:53: <fizzie> My fungot doesn't join unless I "^raw JOIN #esoteric" it. +2008-08-16.txt:21:26:54: <fungot> Reloaded. +2008-08-16.txt:22:34:50: <fizzie> fungot would turn ":tusho!n=tusho@foobar PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello, world!" to funge-space stored cells so that (0,4) = 1 (indicating that there was a prefix), (1-x,4) = "tusho!n=tusho@foobar
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.32574 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,844 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +18) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +19) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +20) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +21) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +22) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +23) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +24) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +25) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +26) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +27) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +28) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +29) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +30) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +31) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +32) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +33) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +34) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +35) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +36) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +37) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +38) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +39) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +40) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +41) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +42) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +43) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +44) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +45) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +46) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +47) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +48) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +49) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +50) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +51) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +52) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +53) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +54) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +55) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +56) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +57) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +58) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +59) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +60) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +61) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +62) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +63) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +64) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +65) <fax> im the worst person in the world +66) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +67) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +68) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +69) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +70) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +71) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +72) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +73) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +74) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! +75) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +76) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +77) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +78) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +79) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +80) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +81) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +82) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +83) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +84) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +85) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +86) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +87) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +88) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +89) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +90) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +91) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +92) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +93) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +94) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +95) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +96) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +97) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> +98) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +99) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +100) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +101) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +102) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +103) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +104) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +105) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +106) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +107) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +108) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +109) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +110) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +111) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +112) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +113) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +114) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +115) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +116) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +117) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +118) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +119) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +120) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +121) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +122) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +123) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +124) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +125) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +126) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +127) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +128) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +129) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +130) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +131) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +132) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +133) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +134) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +135) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +136) <cheater99> incest is best +137) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +138) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +139) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +140) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +141) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +142) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +143) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +144) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +145) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +146) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +147) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +148) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +149) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +150) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +151) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +152) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +153) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +154) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +155) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +156) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +157) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +158) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +159) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +160) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +161) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +162) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +163) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) +164) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +165) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +166) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +167) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +168) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +169) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +170) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +171) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +172) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +173) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +174) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +175) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +176) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +177) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +178) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +179) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +180) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +181) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +182) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +183) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +184) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +185) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +186) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +187) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +188) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +189) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +190) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +191) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +192) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +193) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +194) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +195) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +196) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +197) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +198) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +199) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +200) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +201) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +202) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +203) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +204) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +205) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +206) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +207) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +208) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +209) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +210) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +211) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +212) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +213) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +214) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +215) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +216) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +217) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +218) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +219) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +220) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +221) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +222) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +223) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +224) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +225) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +226) <ais523> yay CDE +227) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +228) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +229) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +230) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +231) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +232) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +233) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +234) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +235) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +236) * quintopia sits on gregor +237) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +238) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +239) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +240) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +241) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +242) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +243) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +244) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +245) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +246) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +247) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +248) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +249) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +250) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +251) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +252) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +253) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +254) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +255) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +256) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +257) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +258) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +259) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +260) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +261) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +262) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +263) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +264) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +265) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +266) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +267) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +268) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +269) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +270) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +271) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +272) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +273) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +274) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +275) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +276) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +277) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +278) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +279) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +280) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +281) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +282) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +283) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +284) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +285) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +286) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +287) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +288) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +289) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +290) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +291) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +292) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +293) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +294) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +295) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +296) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +297) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +298) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +299) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +300) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +301) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +302) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +303) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +304) <oklopol> i'm really sleep +305) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +306) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +307) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +308) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +309) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +310) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +311) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +312) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +313) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +314) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +315) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +316) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +317) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +318) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +319) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +320) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +321) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +322) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +323) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +324) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +325) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +326) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +327) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +328) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +329) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +330) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +331) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +332) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +333) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +334) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +335) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +336) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +337) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +338) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +339) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +340) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +341) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +342) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +343) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +344) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +345) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +346) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +347) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +348) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +349) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +350) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +351) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +352) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +353) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +354) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +355) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +356) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +357) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +358) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +359) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +360) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +361) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +362) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +363) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +364) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +365) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +366) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +367) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +368) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +369) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +370) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +371) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +372) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +373) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +374) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +375) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +376) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +377) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +378) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +379) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +380) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +381) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +382) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +383) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +384) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +385) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +386) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +387) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +388) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +389) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +390) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +391) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +392) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +393) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +394) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +395) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +396) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +397) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +398) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +399) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +400) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +401) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +402) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +403) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +404) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +405) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +406) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +407) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +408) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +409) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +410) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +411) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +412) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +413) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +414) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +415) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +416) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +417) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +418) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +419) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +420) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +421) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +422) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +423) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +424) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +425) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +426) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +427) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +428) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +429) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +430) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +431) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +432) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +433) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +434) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +435) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +436) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +437) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +438) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +439) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +440) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +441) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +442) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +443) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +444) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +445) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +446) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +447) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +448) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +449) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +450) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +451) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +452) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +453) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +454) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +455) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +456) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +457) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +458) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +459) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +460) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +461) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +462) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +463) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +464) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +465) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +466) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +467) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +468) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +469) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +470) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +471) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +472) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +473) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +474) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +475) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +476) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +477) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +478) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +479) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +480) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +481) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +482) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +483) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +484) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +485) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +486) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +487) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +488) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +489) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +490) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +491) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +492) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +493) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +494) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +495) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +496) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +497) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +498) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +499) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +500) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +501) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +502) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +503) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +504) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +505) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +506) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +507) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +508) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +509) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +510) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +511) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +512) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +513) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +514) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +515) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +516) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +517) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +518) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +519) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +520) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +521) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +522) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +523) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +524) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +525) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +526) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +527) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +528) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +529) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +530) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +531) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +532) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +533) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +534) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +535) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +536) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +537) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +538) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +539) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +540) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +541) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +542) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +543) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +544) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +545) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +546) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +547) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +548) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +549) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +550) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +551) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +552) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +553) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +554) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +555) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +556) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +557) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +558) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +559) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +560) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +561) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +562) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +563) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +564) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +565) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +566) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +567) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +568) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +569) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +570) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +571) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +572) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +573) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +574) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +575) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +576) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +577) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +578) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +579) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +580) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +581) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +582) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +583) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +584) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +585) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +586) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +587) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +588) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +589) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +590) <myndzi> lol :( +591) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +592) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +593) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +594) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +595) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +596) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +597) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +598) <monqy> i agree with elliott +599) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +600) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +601) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +602) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +603) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +604) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +605) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +606) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +607) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +608) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +609) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +610) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +611) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +612) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +613) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +614) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +615) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +616) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +617) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +618) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +619) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +620) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +621) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +622) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +623) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +624) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +625) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +626) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +627) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +628) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +629) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +630) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +631) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +632) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +633) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +634) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +635) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +636) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +637) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +638) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +639) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +640) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +641) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +642) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +643) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +644) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +645) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +646) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +647) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +648) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +649) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +650) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +651) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +652) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +653) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +654) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +655) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +656) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +657) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +658) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +659) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +660) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +661) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +662) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +663) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +664) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +665) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +666) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +667) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +668) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +669) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +670) <QuickDirtyOS> Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS +671) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +672) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +673) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +674) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +675) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +676) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +677) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +678) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +679) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +680) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +681) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +682) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +683) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +684) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +685) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +686) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +687) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +688) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +689) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +690) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +691) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +692) <elliott>.Ah. +693) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +694) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +695) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +696) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +697) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky +698) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +699) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +700) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +701) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +702) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +703) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +704) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +705) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +706) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +707) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +708) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +709) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +710) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +711) <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. <Phantom_Hoover> Oops. +712) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +713) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +714) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. +715) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +716) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +717) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +718) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +719) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +720) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +721) <elliott> I hate you. +722) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... +723) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +724) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +725) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +726) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +727) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +728) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +729) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) +730) <fungot> [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] +731) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord +732) <fizzie> [...] "paikankin päällä" sounds just fine +733) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. +734) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. +735) <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise +736) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +737) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +738) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +739) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +740) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +741) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +742) <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky +743) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +744) <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before +745) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? +746) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. +747) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +748) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... +749) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +750) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. +751) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. +752) <fizzie> Two gigabytes is not really much to download. <Gregor> THAT'S LIKE THREE EPISODES OF MY LITTLE PONY +753) <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. +754) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +755) <roper> ioihgfdddf +756) <roper> rephtrase +757) <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) +758) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( +759) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people +760) <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) +761) <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. +762) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples +763) <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used +764) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. +765) <olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading +766) <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back +767) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented +768) <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable +769) <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that +770) <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA* +771) <fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord +772) <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world +773) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." +774) <fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed. +775) <shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up. +776) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" +777) <ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory +778) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. +779) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)" +780) <oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES +781) <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time +782) <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation +783) <elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context +784) <shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech. +785) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird +786) <Ngevd> I don't know which version of Linux kernel I'm using atm <Ngevd> Hang on <Ngevd> I'm on Windows +787) <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport +788) <Edwin Brady> Just seen this comment on reddit: "Parallel programming has been a solved problem for decades." I might have to stop reading the internet. +789) <elliott> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PRESSURE OF EVERYBODY THINKING I'M CONAL +790) <kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else <Sato0x> fact <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad +791) <kmc> haters gonna make som valid points +792) <kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler") +793) <ais523> and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will +794) <shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS +795) <elliott> a billion popups are worse than one distended anus. +796) <Taneb> coleridge and +797) <Taneb> voice changer to remove ads from transit as well as intended +798) <Taneb> the killers dancer in my c*** +799) <Taneb> l is it real <Taneb> I am [...] <Taneb> because of how on earth would I do that [...] <Taneb> I dont even no idea what I'm saying +800) <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people +801) <Taneb> profanity specialities +802) <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent +803) <Taneb> may I use my phone says it's nick to clarify +804) <tswett> ais523: well, Dylan said "hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows", and then Lawlabee said "'cuz it's pretty awesome." <tswett> Except that by "it", Lawlabee was referring to something entirely different. <tswett> So when I added that quote, Lawlabee emotifrowned. +805) <olsner> is tswett Warrigal? +806) <itidus21> ais523: thats very zen really <ais523> no, it's more or less the opposite of zen +807) * elliott is back not for killing purposes but here to kill people. +808) <calamari> there was a time when I liked wearing a tie too.. I was a mormon. not claiming one has to be a religious nutcase to wear a tie, of course +809) <zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you +810) <oklopol> nortti: fizzie has done some impressive stuff in befunge, which is essentially the two-dimensional version of finnish politics. +811) <elliott> It's... not really links2-optimised. <nortti> elliott: I don't think that any page is links2 optimised +812) <elliott_> (help why are german) <monqy> i play the german version of crawl <elliott_> i +813) <fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h +814) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes +815) <elliott> gah <elliott> this language is of the devil <elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_ +816) <Gregor> Very much like "cen" is Latin for "horse", "yak" is Latin for "yak". +817) <kmc> i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live <kmc> it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins +818) <olsner> they call finnish human-readable? +819) <monqy> 200 and 20 are the same <monqy> different notations for the same thing +820) <Ngevd> And I may soon lack both a head and a wall +821) <shachaf> U+2205 [∅] NO LETTER O ALLOWED +822) <ion> 99 bugs in the bug tracker, 99 reports of bugs. Take one down and commit a fix, 106 bugs in the bug tracker. +823) <Lumpio-> STOP CAPITALIZING <Lumpio-> It's making me feel weird <shubshub> the I has to be capitilized its proper grammer +824) <monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible +825) <elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine +826) <ais523> coppro: I'm researching compiling high-level languages to hardware, which involves inventing new ones <ais523> because there were no modern variants of algol specialised for hardware, oddly enough +827) <monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode. <monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you +828) <oklopol> Gregor: i watched the first episode of MLP [...] <oklopol> Gregor: it wasn't bad, but there was very little sex and violence +829) <pikhq> The world would be a much classier place if the world was full of Gregors. <Phantom_Hoover> True, but how many of them are on fire? +830) <Phantom_Hoover> i once had a dream when i was told to look after some kittens but they were made of chocolate and i ate them :( +831) <pikhq> I vastly prefer "a blind idiot god". <quintopia> pikhq: to what? <pikhq> To the idea of someone actually intentionally designing a mouse. +832) <monqy> ophanim: omee~ +833) <monqy> if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him <monqy> i would also need a clone machine +834) <itidus21> you are like the linux torvalds of quiz engines +835) <Gregor> `log [o]klopol wasn't usually nude +836) <monqy> you've constructed a situation in which i have no choice but to die in 10 days <monqy> well done <monqy> that's murder +837) <itidus21> . o O ( (watches on from a distance) I just can't think that abstractly... or I don't want to. I'm more, there are 2 trains heading in opposite directions: what year were they built? How many windows do they have? Is anyone train surfing on them? Is Ringo Starr narrating this problem? ) [...] <itidus21> Do they serve french toast in the dining carriage? +838) <olsner> This quote is boring +839) <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once +840) <itidus21> i have a simple view of reality that goes something like this.. once your sufficiently well tied up.. it doesn't make a difference if your enemy has a knife or a gun.. you're equally screwed +841) <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform? <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term> <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know. +842) < oklopol> oh god another crazy haskell understander < oklopol> i have to leave +843) <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins. +844) becal pckecibedecimacibedey d pakely pckensensly d dely decimecked pacimakecal dey
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.3288 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,835 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +19) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +30) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +31) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +32) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +33) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +34) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +35) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +36) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +37) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +38) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +39) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +40) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +41) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +42) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +43) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +44) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +45) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +46) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +47) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +48) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +49) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +50) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +51) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +52) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +53) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +54) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +55) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +56) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +57) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +58) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +59) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +60) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +61) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +62) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +63) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +64) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +65) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +66) <fax> im the worst person in the world +67) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +68) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +69) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +70) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +71) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +72) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +73) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +74) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +75) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! +76) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +77) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +78) <Eeyore> I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +79) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +80) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +81) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +82) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +83) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +84) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +85) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +86) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +87) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +88) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +89) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +90) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +91) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +92) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +93) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +94) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +95) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +96) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +97) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +98) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +99) <Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +100) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +101) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> +102) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +103) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +104) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +105) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +106) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +107) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +108) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +109) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +110) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| +111) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +112) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +113) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +114) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +115) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +116) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +117) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +118) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +119) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +120) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +121) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +122) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +123) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +124) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +125) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +126) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +127) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +128) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +129) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +130) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +131) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +132) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +133) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +134) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +135) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +136) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +137) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +138) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +139) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +140) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +141) <Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related. +142) <cheater99> incest is best +143) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +144) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +145) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +146) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +147) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +148) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +149) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +150) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +151) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +152) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +153) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +154) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +155) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +156) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +157) <ais523> it was too difficult +158) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +159) <ais523> you should be eating corpses more +160) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +161) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +162) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +163) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +164) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right +165) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +166) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +167) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +168) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +169) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +170) <pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +171) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +172) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +173) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) +174) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +175) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +176) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +177) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +178) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +179) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +180) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +181) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +182) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +183) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +184) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +185) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +186) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +187) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +188) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +189) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +190) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +191) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +192) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +193) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +194) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +195) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +196) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +197) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +198) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +199) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +200) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +201) <Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead +202) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +203) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +204) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +205) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +206) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +207) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +208) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +209) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +210) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +211) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +212) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +213) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +214) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +215) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +216) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +217) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +218) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +219) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +220) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +221) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +222) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +223) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +224) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +225) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +226) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +227) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +228) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +229) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +230) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +231) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +232) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +233) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +234) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +235) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +236) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +237) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +238) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +239) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +240) <ais523> yay CDE +241) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +242) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +243) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +244) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +245) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +246) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +247) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +248) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +249) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +250) * quintopia sits on gregor +251) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +252) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +253) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +254) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +255) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +256) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +257) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +258) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +259) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +260) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +261) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +262) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now! +263) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +264) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +265) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +266) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +267) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +268) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +269) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +270) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +271) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +272) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +273) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +274) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +275) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +276) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +277) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +278) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +279) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +280) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +281) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +282) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +283) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +284) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +285) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +286) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +287) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +288) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +289) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +290) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +291) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +292) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +293) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +294) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +295) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +296) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +297) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +298) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +299) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +300) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +301) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +302) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +303) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +304) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +305) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +306) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +307) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +308) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +309) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +310) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +311) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +312) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +313) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +314) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +315) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +316) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +317) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +318) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +319) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +320) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +321) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +322) <oklopol> i'm really sleep +323) <Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +324) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +325) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +326) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +327) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +328) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +329) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +330) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +331) <zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +332) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +333) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +334) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +335) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +336) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +337) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +338) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +339) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +340) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +341) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +342) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +343) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +344) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +345) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +346) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +347) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +348) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME +349) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +350) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +351) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +352) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +353) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +354) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +355) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +356) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +357) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +358) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +359) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +360) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +361) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +362) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +363) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +364) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +365) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +366) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +367) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +368) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +369) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +370) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +371) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +372) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +373) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +374) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +375) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +376) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +377) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +378) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +379) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +380) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +381) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +382) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +383) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +384) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +385) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +386) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +387) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +388) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +389) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +390) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +391) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +392) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +393) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +394) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +395) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +396) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +397) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +398) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +399) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +400) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +401) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +402) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +403) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +404) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +405) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +406) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +407) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +408) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +409) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +410) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +411) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +412) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +413) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +414) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +415) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +416) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +417) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +418) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +419) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +420) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +421) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +422) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +423) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +424) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +425) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +426) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +427) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +428) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +429) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +430) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +431) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right! +432) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +433) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +434) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +435) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +436) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +437) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +438) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +439) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +440) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +441) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +442) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +443) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +444) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +445) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +446) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +447) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +448) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +449) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +450) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +451) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +452) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +453) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +454) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +455) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +456) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +457) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +458) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +459) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +460) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +461) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +462) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +463) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +464) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +465) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +466) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +467) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +468) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +469) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +470) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +471) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +472) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +473) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +474) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +475) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +476) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +477) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +478) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +479) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +480) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +481) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +482) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +483) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +484) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +485) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +486) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +487) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +488) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +489) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +490) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +491) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +492) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +493) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +494) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +495) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +496) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +497) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +498) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +499) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +500) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +501) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +502) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +503) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +504) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +505) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +506) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +507) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +508) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +509) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +510) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +511) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +512) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +513) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +514) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +515) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +516) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +517) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +518) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +519) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +520) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +521) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +522) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +523) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +524) <itidus20> what i mean by afk is <itidus20> i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +525) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +526) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +527) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +528) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +529) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +530) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +531) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +532) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +533) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +534) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +535) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +536) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +537) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +538) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +539) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +540) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +541) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +542) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +543) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +544) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +545) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +546) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +547) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +548) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +549) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +550) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +551) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +552) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +553) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +554) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +555) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +556) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +557) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +558) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +559) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +560) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +561) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +562) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +563) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +564) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +565) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +566) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +567) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +568) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +569) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +570) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +571) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +572) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +573) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +574) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +575) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +576) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +577) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +578) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +579) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +580) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +581) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +582) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +583) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +584) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +585) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +586) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +587) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +588) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +589) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +590) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +591) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +592) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +593) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +594) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +595) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +596) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +597) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +598) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +599) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +600) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +601) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +602) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +603) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +604) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +605) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +606) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +607) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +608) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +609) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +610) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +611) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +612) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +613) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +614) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +615) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +616) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +617) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +618) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +619) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +620) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +621) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +622) <myndzi> lol :( +623) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +624) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +625) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +626) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr +627) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +628) <ais523> it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +629) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +630) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +631) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +632) <monqy> i agree with elliott +633) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +634) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +635) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +636) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +637) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +638) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +639) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +640) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +641) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +642) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +643) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +644) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +645) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +646) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +647) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +648) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +649) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +650) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +651) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +652) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +653) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +654) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +655) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +656) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +657) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +658) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +659) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +660) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +661) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +662) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +663) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +664) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +665) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +666) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +667) <fizzie> It's missing the "bear scat showing a diet of prime numbers" picture. +668) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +669) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +670) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +671) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +672) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +673) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +674) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +675) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +676) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +677) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +678) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +679) <elliott> Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. +680) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +681) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +682) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +683) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +684) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +685) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +686) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +687) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +688) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +689) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +690) <Sgeo|web> ...Overlapping? +691) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +692) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +693) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +694) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +695) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +696) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +697) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +698) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +699) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +700) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +701) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +702) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +703) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +704) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +705) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +706) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +707) <QuickDirtyOS> Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS +708) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +709) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +710) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +711) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +712) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +713) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +714) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +715) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +716) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +717) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +718) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +719) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +720) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +721) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +722) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +723) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +724) <CakeProphet> I like category theory because when you get over how damn weird it is it's still weird. +725) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +726) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +727) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +728) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +729) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +730) <elliott>.Ah. +731) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +732) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +733) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +734) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +735) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky +736) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +737) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +738) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +739) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +740) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +741) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +742) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +743) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +744) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +745) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +746) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +747) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +748) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +749) <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. <Phantom_Hoover> Oops. +750) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +751) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +752) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. +753) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +754) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +755) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +756) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +757) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +758) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +759) <elliott> I hate you. +760) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... +761) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +762) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +763) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +764) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +765) <oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +766) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +767) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +768) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) +769) <fungot> [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] +770) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord +771) <fizzie> [...] "paikankin päällä" sounds just fine +772) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. +773) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. +774) <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise +775) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +776) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +777) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +778) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +779) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +780) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +781) <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky +782) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +783) <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before +784) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? +785) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. +786) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +787) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... +788) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +789) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. +790) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. +791) <fizzie> Two gigabytes is not really much to download. <Gregor> THAT'S LIKE THREE EPISODES OF MY LITTLE PONY +792) <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. +793) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +794) <roper> ioihgfdddf +795) <roper> rephtrase +796) <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) +797) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( +798) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people +799) <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) +800) <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. +801) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples +802) <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used +803) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. +804) <olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading +805) <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back +806) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented +807) <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable +808) <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that +809) <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA* +810) <fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord +811) <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world +812) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." +813) <fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed. +814) <shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up. +815) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" +816) <ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory +817) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. +818) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)" +819) <oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES +820) <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time +821) <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation +822) <elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context +823) <shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech. +824) s'f'slg;sd'sdfjhklf;sdklfjdfklgj +825) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird +826) <Ngevd> I don't know which version of Linux kernel I'm using atm <Ngevd> Hang on <Ngevd> I'm on Windows +827) <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport +828) <Edwin Brady> Just seen this comment on reddit: "Parallel programming has been a solved problem for decades." I might have to stop reading the internet. +829) <elliott> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PRESSURE OF EVERYBODY THINKING I'M CONAL +830) <kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else <Sato0x> fact <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad +831) <kmc> haters gonna make som valid points +832) <kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler") +833) <ais523> and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will +834) <shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS +835) <elliott> a billion popups are worse than one distended anus.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.331 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2003-02-07.txt:04:45:25: <SamB> is that life? +2003-02-07.txt:04:45:53: <SamB> game-of-life +2003-02-07.txt:06:36:35: <exarkun> any alien life that can pick up em radiation in the same spectrum as us (not necessarily without mechanical aid) could probably decipher them pretty quickly +2003-03-22.txt:02:52:51: <dbc> Well, that's nice to know. Now I can stop worrying and go back to my normal life in a pleasant city without bombs falling on it. +2003-07-26.txt:12:20:43: <andreou> anyone has halflife/counterstrike serial or keygen? +2003-07-29.txt:22:28:36: <Taaus> I've moved... Twice. In my entire lifetime. +2003-08-05.txt:23:44:29: <lament> (while clog was away, somebody came and told us the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything, but this sentence is too small to contain it) +2003-09-04.txt:01:36:07: <lament> For the first time in my life! +2004-02-08.txt:20:52:21: <lament> Toreun: second, you could implement something like the game of life - probably easy with a 2d field and source editing +2004-02-08.txt:20:52:27: <lament> and game of life is TC +2004-04-29.txt:06:22:21: <andretwo> life's full of difficult choices. +2004-05-27.txt:15:11:49: <fizzie> hm, since when have I had this '@' character in front of my name and why? it's scary. if I make an U-turn I might hit it and it'd terminate this program. (assuming life works like befunge. would think it does.) +2004-05-31.txt:19:05:04: <lament> he's the life of the party. +2004-06-28.txt:02:45:30: <Toreun> it made my life easy when proving turing-completeness for my language +2004-07-12.txt:21:54:08: <mtve> recursion is harder for computers, its purpose is only to make life easier for a human :) +2004-07-26.txt:21:50:23: <Keymaker> i hate quake(s), counter-strike and half-life, and i couldn't go anything nice to demo scene either.. +2004-07-26.txt:22:18:55: <fizzie> I think I telnet'd to freenet and had my first IRC experience pretty soon after we got 'personal eunet' at home. and since I'm 21 now, I think after a year I can say I've irc'd (wasted?) half of my life. +2004-08-05.txt:04:49:27: <lament> anyway, don't choose esoteric languages as a hobby. it will ruin your life. +2004-08-05.txt:04:49:53: <JoeyP> It's actually a way of life. +2004-08-05.txt:04:55:01: <JoeyP> Haha, your life is a failure :( +2004-12-26.txt:22:23:39: <lament> oh, Game of Life is another one of those basic concepts +2004-12-26.txt:22:32:02: <ZeroOne> nooga: Conway's Game of Life +2004-12-26.txt:22:32:41: <ZeroOne> isn't that a familiar concept to you? fizzie said earlier that a befunge interpreter is often the first thing he does with a new language. Game of Life is mine. :) +2004-12-26.txt:23:27:45: <Keymaker> i'll suggest the "standardish" EOF=0 to make everyone's life easier +2005-03-04.txt:00:24:57: <{^Raven^}> it makes my life a bit easier and is less implementation dependant +2005-03-11.txt:04:50:53: <arke> which would make life SOOOO much easier +2005-03-18.txt:20:41:35: <arke> hows life? +2005-04-12.txt:06:11:08: <calamari> your life must be running in bf then :) +2005-04-12.txt:06:22:56: <lament> my life is very object-oriented at the moment +2005-04-12.txt:06:26:17: <calamari> so the game of life +2005-04-16.txt:03:23:51: <arke> and you approach life like that +2005-05-07.txt:19:01:09: <pgimeno> I'm going to have some social life for a change +2005-05-07.txt:19:01:21: <GregorR> But ... but I thought #esoteric was your social life :'( +2005-05-12.txt:06:55:40: <puzzlet> Conway's Game of Life in Braille patterns +2005-05-12.txt:10:47:36: <pgimeno> life is too short :( +2005-05-12.txt:10:48:17: <KnX> fork(life); +2005-05-12.txt:16:11:12: <fizzie> I've met at least two in real-life too. +2005-05-12.txt:19:28:46: <kipple> I also plan to keep my domain for life, but who can really tell... +2005-05-12.txt:19:35:06: <GregorR-L> Who then spend their entire life trying to deny it ;) +2005-05-22.txt:02:03:44: <GregorR> Anyway, I've got to go eat home-made chicken soup. It's a terrible life. Bye 8-D +2005-05-24.txt:00:06:53: <pgimeno> there are so many real life aspects that remind me of moments in the movie... +2005-05-24.txt:18:43:45: <pgimeno> BF for real life? go away, you freak!!! +2005-05-25.txt:01:11:55: <GregorR> I live in the happy world where the esowiki is about 1.6GB and there's more data there than anybody could swim through in a lifetime :P +2005-06-02.txt:20:31:10: <sp3tt> Thanks. Have to go now. Be back tomorrow. Esoteric for life! +2005-06-02.txt:21:54:50: <lament> oh and the game of life of course +2005-06-04.txt:08:17:03: <GregorR-L> Amino acids are combined into peptide sequences, which in turn fold into proteins, which are the most prominant physical building blocks of life. +2005-06-05.txt:18:48:52: <cpressey> wp has "article which should be a category" category... that way a topic can start life as an article, then eventually become a category when it's clear that it needs to be... maybe that model would work better than trying to categorize everything immediately +2005-06-07.txt:01:15:32: <cpressey> life, otoh, can +2005-06-07.txt:08:55:21: <lament> dunno what's more technically impressive, that thing or the life turing machine +2005-06-07.txt:09:01:15: <pgimeno> life turing machine? you mean Conway's Life, right? +2005-06-07.txt:09:03:21: <lament> the annoying thing is that after they do something like that, it's completely pointless to do anything with wireworld (or life) :( +2005-06-07.txt:09:06:54: <pgimeno> where have you found about Life? +2005-06-09.txt:06:11:47: <calamari> yeah.. I'm not very familiar with gas stoves yet.. I've had electric all my life +2005-06-14.txt:00:56:04: <harkeyahh> apparently Jackson got 10 years to life in Juvenile Hall +2005-06-16.txt:20:40:52: <calamari> whoever wrote this has even less of a life than I do :) +2005-06-16.txt:23:38:31: <lament> kipple: "programming is like sex, you make one mistake and support it the rest of your life" +2005-06-21.txt:18:30:54: <wooby> story of my life :) +2005-06-25.txt:00:14:44: <calamari> well, real life beckons.. bbl +2005-06-27.txt:00:43:34: <{^Raven^}> thx, I really hate to keep bugging you about BFBASIC, esp since you have a life and all +2005-06-27.txt:00:44:44: <calamari> haha, I have a life? +2005-06-28.txt:07:18:32: <calamari> is life the simplest turing complete automaton ? +2005-06-28.txt:08:37:01: <calamari> life is 3x3, right? I wonder if there can be a 2x2 +2005-06-28.txt:08:38:14: <pgimeno> am I the only one who thinks that Wireworld is simpler than Life? +2005-06-28.txt:09:24:57: <lament> wireworld makes a lot more sense than Life +2005-06-28.txt:18:33:06: <cpressey> of course, in befunge, you can make life easier by storing the data in one register and the program in the other... and you can use a less pathological encoding for the program (e.g. 8 bits per symbol) +2005-06-29.txt:23:43:51: <lament> unlike Life where you can create stuff +2005-06-30.txt:21:13:39: <BigZaphod> fun event: build those wood and water gates in real life on carts with hoses and stuff. then you could do a live-action esolang thing where you code by pushing the carts around and making connections. +2005-07-11.txt:23:45:36: <BigZaphod> not really esolang, but this was fun: http://www.bigzaphod.org/life.html +2005-07-11.txt:23:45:42: <BigZaphod> game of life in CSS + javascript. :) +2005-07-12.txt:00:29:18: <pgimeno> BigZaphod: your Life program is traversing the whole area and counting the neighbours of each cell, right? +2005-07-23.txt:18:54:05: <jix> lindi-: yes a real-life key +2005-07-23.txt:20:47:05: <{^Raven^}> Life and other projects got in the way +2005-07-25.txt:18:45:51: <calamari> I could come up with a more complicated real-life example, but the idea would be obscured +2005-07-28.txt:01:39:52: <Gs30ng> The word "Befunge" started life as a typographical error for the word "before", typed by Curtis Coleman at 4AM on a BBS chat system. +2005-08-02.txt:00:48:39: <GregorR> You know what I hate? The phrase "life as we know it." Every time somebody wants to argue against the theory of evolution, they use the phrase "life as we know it" hence completely invalidating their argument. +2005-08-05.txt:19:37:27: <calamari> function notation has been ingrained in me all my life.. it's hard to let go. :) trying tho! +2005-08-06.txt:00:15:27: <puzzlet> half-life? +2005-08-16.txt:22:48:49: <jix> WildHalcyon: i talk about real-life knowing +2005-08-18.txt:01:57:48: <WildHalcyon> Yeah, Im taking a genetics course to fulfill a 2 credit life science req. Its b.s. +2005-09-16.txt:05:05:41: <twobitsprite> anyone here know OCaml, and care to help me debug my BF interpreter? I'm having some very frustrating problems that I can't for the life of me figure out... +2005-09-21.txt:04:15:45: <lament> what is the meaning of life? +2005-09-21.txt:04:16:39: <Arrogant> 42 is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything. +2005-09-21.txt:04:16:42: <Arrogant> Not the meaning of life. +2005-09-21.txt:04:17:14: <GregorR> Life (n): The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism. +2005-09-21.txt:04:17:46: <Arrogant> No, the meaning of life is expressed in eight instructions: +-><[]., +2005-10-01.txt:02:52:50: <Wildhalcyon> Anyhow, regardless of what direction up is, is there anything in your life that's pointing that way? +2005-10-03.txt:18:33:59: <WildHalcyon_> more like lazy evaluation applied to all walks of life. +2005-10-09.txt:16:14:53: <jix> so i thought make e] => exit with code POP and e[ => toggle life/buffered IO +2005-10-09.txt:16:16:53: <wildhalcyon> life/buffered? +2005-10-12.txt:06:50:36: <Robdgreat> I just can't use it to save my life +2005-10-18.txt:07:28:02: <GregorR> With the only selection being how often it runs the ! command, the only evolution is production of the most parasitic possible lifeform :P +2005-10-21.txt:14:44:50: <fizzie> 14:13:36 < fizzie> What I find funny is that it takes on the order of weeks of game-time for the "signals" to "propagate" through the "circuits". Doing this same thing in real-life would be incredibly slow and boring. +2005-10-22.txt:06:30:11: <lament> ah, life is a glorious cycle of song. +2005-10-23.txt:21:31:44: <fizzie> Or I go "hey, I haven't used a regular expression in the last 10 lines, must write while(length($rest) > 0 && $rest =~ /^((?:(?:$ex_nt|$ex_t|$ex_e)(?:\s+|$|(?=\|)))*)\s*(?:\||$)\s*(.*)$/) here". (Those are both real-life examples, btw.) +2005-10-28.txt:03:56:49: <GregorR> Oh, don't worry: Soon enough you'll have four and be able to say "Wow, that was a waste of my life" :-P +2005-10-28.txt:04:46:14: <wildhalcyon> There's a lot of "except that ones" that I would list... there's only a few religions I feel comfortable associating myself with in any kind of conversionary way - even for the last few minutes of my life +2005-10-28.txt:04:51:07: <wildhalcyon> Anyhow, right now I am *happily* agnostic, and a few religions have threatened that I shall not experience eternal life (i.e. no hell - just lack of existence if I deny jesus), which - as a partial atheist, doesnt exactly inspire fear. +2005-10-29.txt:10:35:54: <encoded> <Bender> My life, and by extension everyone else's, is meaningless. +2005-11-01.txt:05:38:43: <lament> GregorR: drivers destroy the environment. This will ultimately lead to death of all life on Earth. "Very little" adds up. +2005-11-01.txt:05:45:10: <Robdgreat> lament: if Gregor can go through life without ever having made a bad decision, so can anybody. +2005-11-26.txt:05:28:29: <calamari> I think I can make jix's life easier by treating jump locations like y values.. first it's a number, so jump 100, but jump *100 would jump to the line given in cell 100 +2005-12-14.txt:11:41:28: <nooga> and for Half Life 2 +2006-01-15.txt:02:00:43: <GregorR> Maybe I need to make superstatic variables in Glass, so I could implement a randomiser with a lifespan ... +2006-01-18.txt:22:27:00: <fizzie> I think it's more about the arguable unfairness of life at that point. +2006-01-18.txt:22:27:43: <fizzie> A fair life is one where vending machines dispense products 50 % of the times you insert a coin. +2006-01-27.txt:16:15:27: <jix> i think it's a lot easier to use it for real life problems than the lambda calculus +2006-01-31.txt:03:00:53: <GregorR> Good thing we're all thinking of the /important/ things in life. +2006-02-04.txt:05:24:19: <calamari> to make your life possiobly easier, you might consider implementing a subset of c +2006-02-09.txt:01:36:14: <GregorR> You've just found the meaning of life? +2006-02-26.txt:16:53:05: <GregorR> DO NOT PUT THE BABY ON LIFEGUARD DUTY +2006-03-04.txt:11:42:10: <fuse> nooga: here's one i wrote a while ago: http://fuse.superglue.se/life.c.txt +2006-03-20.txt:22:57:57: <fluffythe> what is the answer to life the univers and everyhting? +2006-04-01.txt:20:55:42: <jix> calamari: it's maybe impossible to create such an interpreter but even if one could the program would never complete in the lifetime of the sun +2006-04-19.txt:07:13:50: <calamari> Arrogant: nothing, been dealing with real life lately +2006-04-26.txt:06:51:28: <GregorR> And that's been my entire life for about a week :P +2006-04-30.txt:01:42:18: <graue> but now its size is no longer equal to life, the universe, and everything :( +2006-05-08.txt:19:13:53: <GregorR-W> Unfortunately, these stupid "life" threads get in the way and I can't spawn other hacker project threads. +2006-05-13.txt:02:04:22: <graue> how's life, Simon? +2006-05-26.txt:17:01:41: * SimonRC was using the format used by Life32, etc +2006-05-26.txt:17:05:10: <ihope_> Life32 doesn't seem to support generations rules. +2006-05-26.txt:17:06:16: <SimonRC> I suspect Life32 is faster, though +2006-06-05.txt:17:33:35: <GregorR-W> Whenever you are feeling very small or insecure, just remember how unlikely is your birth! And hope that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because it's bugger all down here on Earth! +2006-06-05.txt:17:57:30: <sedimin> you see. and no exceptions in real life when you try to speak it +2006-06-09.txt:18:06:28: <sedimin> when do you ask wazzup in real life? +2006-06-24.txt:22:45:59: <_W_> autocomplete for instance, is a lifesaver +2006-07-09.txt:02:50:26: <nooga> always look on the bright side of life i'd say +2006-07-10.txt:08:04:57: <thematrixeatsyou> RedGreen contains John Conway's "Game of Life" cellular automaton as a subset within it, and Life has been shown to be Turing-complete; thus, RedGreen should also be Turing-complete. +2006-07-22.txt:03:44:09: <GregorR> Yeah, there's a life acheivement to be proud of ;) +2006-07-25.txt:17:23:47: <nooga> my night hacking was really playing "half life 2 ep. one" and writing snake clone using SDL -.-' +2006-07-27.txt:23:50:49: <Razor-X> I think EgoBot is going through a Midlife Crisis. +2006-07-28.txt:19:10:11: <lament> how's life? +2006-08-03.txt:20:58:09: <RodgerTheGreat> stupid people breed earlier in life, which is all the more beneficial for organisms with a long gestation period. The only question is wether the survival of offspring is affected by the intelligence of the parent. (leaving babies in cars without cracking the windows, for example.) +2006-08-04.txt:04:16:15: <GregorR> Y'know, I'd consider esolangs a /minor/ part of my life :P +2006-08-04.txt:04:17:01: <pikhq> By sheer mass, I'd say you're in a lot of mailing lists, and that's your life. :p +2006-08-04.txt:04:17:06: <GregorR> mplayer and python were for work, so they're a fairly silly representation of my life. +2006-08-05.txt:04:39:55: <GregorR> Your know quote for life. +2006-08-06.txt:01:53:02: <Razor-X> In real life, I'm in 3D space, and I can move in any of the 6 directions at ANY time. I can't *only* walk along the Z axis, until I restrict myself to 2D-space and then *only* walk along the Y axis. +2006-08-06.txt:19:01:14: <RodgerTheGreat> like Life or Noit o' mnain worb. +2006-08-06.txt:19:10:15: <pikhq> 3D Life? :p +2006-08-06.txt:19:11:26: <ihope> 3D Life? +2006-08-07.txt:10:26:42: <Razor-X> Most adults read the newspaper, do their bills, et voila. That's their excursion with words done for life. +2006-08-07.txt:14:31:26: <pikhq> I read every waking hour of my life. . . +2006-08-09.txt:17:40:39: <Razor-X> I mean, if you've never coded in your life.......... +2006-08-10.txt:17:45:30: * RodgerTheGreat has no life +2006-08-11.txt:18:02:34: <pikhq> If you Google my nickname, you'll find a history of my life from age 8 on (most of my life is on the Internet). :p +2006-08-16.txt:00:27:52: <GregorR-W> It's supposed to enforce a sort of unified coding style, but because said coding style makes one part very fuzzy (ending multiple blocks), people do it different ways, causing a proliferation of different styles, which is exactly what they were trying to stop by doing it in the first place X_X +2006-08-18.txt:20:00:53: <GregorR-W> No, that's the code problem causing Freenode servers to come to life and kill people rampantly. +2006-08-20.txt:02:02:36: <pikhq> Maybe just have it be a real-life Rubik's cube, instead of cubes with an infinite amount of colors on it? +2006-08-20.txt:02:59:10: <RodgerTheGreat> I feel that the primary requisite for life, contrary to the complex list posited in most biology texts, is simply reproduction with inherited change. Viruses are alive, because they are not static. +2006-08-20.txt:02:59:43: * CakeProphet considers computer code a form of life. +2006-08-22.txt:02:18:45: <pikhq> I've been coding for half of my life. :) +2006-08-23.txt:00:44:39: <CakeProphet> I just simply don't care... life is here for me to have fun... if I'm not having fun I'm wasting my life. +2006-08-23.txt:01:38:07: <Razor-X> You think I've taken a programming course in my life? :D +2006-08-24.txt:04:00:55: <GregorR> They all suck and your life is a failure. +2006-08-24.txt:22:14:01: <Razor-X> You and your ``life''. +2006-08-25.txt:18:33:29: <Razor-X> Maybe I should start writing a blog and labor under this false illusion that other people care about what I do in my life. +2006-08-25.txt:18:54:02: <lament> what is the meaning of life? +2006-08-25.txt:19:03:55: <ihope> Life: noun. 1. The state that precedes death and follows birth or conception. +2006-08-26.txt:00:09:39: <RodgerTheGreat> anyway, the point I was trying to get to is that high-school isn't about learning things, really- it's about getting high enough grades to get into the college you want and developing rudimentary social skills so that your life in the real world won't suck ass. +2006-08-26.txt:00:16:56: <lament> CakeProphet: it's just how life works +2006-08-26.txt:00:21:30: <pikhq> Realise that sexual attraction is the major driving force in, oh. . . Life? The universe? Everything? +2006-08-26.txt:00:32:58: <RodgerTheGreat> not going to work. wether you like people or not, you will deal with and interact with them for your entire life. +2006-08-29.txt:04:12:40: <GreyKnight> I say "world", because there's little sense of an actual *story* as such; things are coming and going without so much as a by-your-leave, like real life +2006-08-30.txt:02:16:45: * GreyKnight trips over pikhq's corpse as it comes back to life +2006-08-31.txt:06:25:56: * GregorR has breathed life into his olde m68k >: ) +2006-09-02.txt:15:15:38: <GreyKnight> zomigosh he came back to life +2006-09-02.txt:20:48:16: <GregorR> (12:38:02) <>: life +2006-09-02.txt:20:48:18: <GregorR> (12:39:03) CD Gregor R: The game of life is not a game. +2006-09-04.txt:03:29:29: <GreyKnight> I do have a life, you know :-P +2006-09-04.txt:10:26:01: <fizzie> Razor-X; That's not something to teach to small children. They'll be scarred for life! +2006-09-04.txt:23:12:09: <ihope_> That means it sucks random things and you fail at life. +2006-09-06.txt:07:57:17: <Razor-X> That was the stupidest I've ever felt in my life :D. +2006-09-20.txt:22:51:29: <pikhq> Presumably she has a "life". +2006-09-21.txt:00:24:55: <CakeProphet> Well, I need a real life application... which confounds me slightly. +2006-09-21.txt:22:08:52: * RodgerTheGreat stabs GregorR-W, holds a gun against his head, and pulls the trigger. His lifeless corpse makes a feeble gesture of victory before collapsing in a heap. A ghostly voice says "Pwwwnnnz000rr3d..." +2006-09-25.txt:01:16:46: <Razor-X> Well, I'll probably be needing an X server of some sort (XVesa is my guess), GNUPlot to make life easier, and if possible, the capability to run Chicken. +2006-09-27.txt:03:58:37: <RodgerTheGreat> such a hard life you must have... +2006-10-05.txt:20:33:24: <|wez|> always look on the bright side of life +2006-10-14.txt:21:57:55: <Razor-X> So. How's life? +2006-10-14.txt:21:58:26: <ihope> My life has not yet ended. +2006-10-14.txt:22:32:13: <RodgerTheGreat> RNA itself can fold into simple enzymes, which is a revelation when you start thinking about what must've gone on in the initial formation of life. +2006-10-22.txt:19:02:40: <oerjan> sure, if you have more than the lifetime of the universe... +2006-10-23.txt:22:25:21: <GregorR-L> Maybe not by mere humans with their short life span :P +2006-10-29.txt:00:02:18: <oerjan> ah, it comes with a nifty lifetime guarantee +2006-10-29.txt:18:30:46: <CakeProphet> But you must not eat meat that has its lifeblood still in it. And for your +2006-10-29.txt:18:30:48: <CakeProphet> lifeblood I will surely demand an accounting. I will demand an accounting +2006-10-29.txt:18:30:51: <CakeProphet> the life of his fellow man. +2006-11-01.txt:23:24:48: <RodgerTheGreat> those that say otherwise haven't seen the postscript game of life or raytracing simulations +2006-11-06.txt:01:43:24: <oerjan> are you referring to the game of life (in which case you are being silly) or do i need to explain lorentz transformations? +2006-11-06.txt:01:45:03: <lament> game of life of course +2006-11-06.txt:01:52:41: <pikhq> Which would imply a finite lifespan. +2006-11-06.txt:07:04:19: * rt was thinking that the perfect name (had it not already been taken) for sort of the "anti" Second Life would have been Halflife. It's a massively multiplayer game, but you never see anyone, the environment is just your dingy apartment, surrrounded by coke cans and pizza boxes, where your only interaction with others is by typing on your virtual computer, but there are no women, only guys. +2006-11-07.txt:15:53:34: <SimonRC> What's more mind-numbing than _Big Brother_ and more pointless than _Second Life_? Yes, it's _Big Brother_ set *in* _Second Life_: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/11/06/bb_second_life/ +2006-11-08.txt:01:37:59: <SevenInchBread> Are there any programming languages based on Life? +2006-11-08.txt:04:08:28: <Razor-X> Life itself is just like a programming language, with a set of operations, and a specific form of machine it operates on. +2006-11-08.txt:04:15:58: <calamari> there is a turing machine (or was it a utm?) implemented in the game of Life +2006-11-12.txt:01:15:32: <Razor-X> And he is convinced that he has to make faulty real-life analogies to Physics concepts. +2006-11-15.txt:02:57:20: <Asztal> there's a lot of rules that you will, in practice, almost never need to know (such as... did you know the lifetime of an typeinfo object returned by the typeid operator? etc) +2006-11-17.txt:00:41:27: <Razor-X> I think a higher-order function is only difficult if you've been trained as an imperative robot all of your life. +2006-11-19.txt:21:44:56: <SimonRC> If I were a cracker, I would make sure that I hosted my own DNS, set the reverse lookup lifetimes to 0, then made reverse lookups *really* slow. +2006-11-26.txt:04:16:52: <RodgerTheGreat> like the game of life, only with different rules +2006-12-02.txt:05:56:21: <pikhq> Classifying Lisp and COBOL together is like classifying Life and Death together. +2006-12-04.txt:00:17:36: <GregorR> I searched for "what is the true meaning of life" +2006-12-04.txt:00:17:53: <GregorR> "The meaning of life is to increase fitness" +2006-12-06.txt:03:34:30: <SimonRC> hehehe: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4049365580674350429&q=half+life+2+physics+domino+effect +2006-12-07.txt:00:06:22: <SimonRC> They can last as a project from a few days to a lifetime. +2006-12-20.txt:20:26:09: <Sukoshi> Well, I lie. He just came back to life yesterday. +2006-12-20.txt:22:27:19: <GregorR-W> IMHO it makes life easier for developers who don't know/care about aclocal, autoconf, autoheader, libtoolize and automake. +2006-12-20.txt:22:33:54: <GregorR-W> If you're having trouble with HTML on your way to a CS degree, you need to reconsider your life choices XD +2006-12-23.txt:11:41:17: <pgimeno> xlife claims to support Wireworld but the rules are incorrect +2006-12-23.txt:11:50:53: * pgimeno considers taking a look at xlife's source to see if he can hack some true-Wireworld code +2006-12-23.txt:12:04:04: <pgimeno> in particular, xlife uses a Von Neumann neighbourhood +2006-12-23.txt:12:04:16: <pgimeno> xlife's implementation of Wireworld, I mean +2006-12-23.txt:12:10:02: <pgimeno> bah, xlife is too buggy +2006-12-24.txt:01:13:47: <ihope> Conway's Game of Life... now there's a real esoteric thingy. +2006-12-24.txt:01:15:36: <ihope> http://www.yucs.org/~gnivasch/life/article_cat/cat_picture.gif <- the Caterpillar, scale 1:40 +2006-12-24.txt:01:36:11: * ihope tries to run Life32 under Wine +2006-12-24.txt:01:43:47: <ihope> Cannot open /home/ns/Desktop/Life32/Life32.exe: No application suitable for automatic installation is available for handling this kind of file. +2006-12-24.txt:01:50:59: <ihope> Life32 under Wine. +2006-12-24.txt:02:07:35: <ihope> This is what large Life patterns look like, then? +2006-12-27.txt:23:12:57: <oklopol> what do you life for then? +2006-12-29.txt:01:31:46: <oklopol> less sleep, longer life +2007-01-03.txt:21:20:19: <CakeProphet> If the language is designed for it's purposes... rather than implementing it as a bolt-on later in life... it'll be more well-suited for it. +2007-01-03.txt:21:21:45: <SimonRC> You know about the lifecycle of Lisp source code, right/ +2007-01-11.txt:20:59:05: <ihope_> Average lifespan divided by world population... +2007-01-11.txt:21:01:56: <ihope_> Average lifespan seems to be 66 years. +2007-01-16.txt:01:42:54: <GregorR> It does seem kind of silly to make a timestamp with an end time that could actually be in your lifetime. +2007-01-16.txt:14:06:21: <andreou> well, R is for real, L is for life +2007-01-18.txt:01:58:00: <oklopol> i loved making 2D life simulator when i was little (with set vars, not code) +2007-01-18.txt:01:59:39: <CakeProphet> might as well... while we're at it... planning a big-ass game of life. +2007-01-21.txt:06:07:33: <CakeProphet> How's life? +2007-01-24.txt:03:14:46: <pikhq> The Game of Life and Wireworld are good examples. +2007-01-24.txt:03:15:35: <pikhq> (in both of them, a Turing-complete system has been designed. . . Life has a Turing machine, Wireworld has an OISC system (it's instruction is MOVE)) +2007-01-24.txt:03:20:25: <CakeProphet> and hell, if something as rudementary as LIFE is Turing complete... I'd imagine OoU could be too. +2007-01-24.txt:23:46:24: <GregorR> In real life, yes. +2007-01-24.txt:23:48:50: <oklopol> in real life the guys make solutions based on what they see of course, so they woulnd't turn right back out if all urinals are taken either +2007-02-12.txt:01:20:22: <oerjan> there was this book i read about alien life that suggested maybe interstellar travel was _so_ awkward no civilization actually bothered to do it +2007-02-15.txt:14:20:10: <SimonRC> "No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims." +2007-02-16.txt:03:46:34: <oerjan> You haven't seen Life of Brian? +2007-02-16.txt:04:53:13: <oklopol> okoing is a way of life :) +2007-02-19.txt:01:34:49: <oklopol> well, i don't care about real life +2007-02-25.txt:01:32:02: <SimonRC> Problem: If you decide to be cryogenically preserved for 1000 years, future generations may not think you are worth keeping or restoring to life. Solution: Attach a sign saying "COBOL Programmer". This will ensure your safety. +2007-03-11.txt:05:07:56: <GreaseMonkey> afk, getting a life +2007-03-20.txt:18:21:34: <RodgerTheGreat> perhaps all that's necessary is using the life cycle of the trees for computation +2007-03-20.txt:18:22:41: <ais523> I'd like to see an apple-tree implementation of Life. It would be kind of appropriate. +2007-03-22.txt:11:56:27: <ais523> (For instance, ALPACA gives one of the simplest Life implementations around, and BF (not C89) is probably now the world's most portable language) +2007-03-22.txt:19:48:44: <SevenInchBread> >.> it's only strange if you've been using "math" for your whole life. +2007-03-26.txt:17:05:44: <Figs> sounds like Conway's Game of Life +2007-03-26.txt:17:06:07: <ais523> because Black has an instruction pointer, and Life doesn't +2007-03-27.txt:02:21:53: <oklopol> all my sentences will, from now on, have an implicit iirc, for the rest of my life. +2007-03-29.txt:19:23:12: <oklopol> i mean, will it terminate during my life time +2007-04-01.txt:04:29:07: <Figs> it makes life a lot easier +2007-04-05.txt:06:51:38: <Sukoshi> I who've been interested with such impractical things all my life. It feels weird to even me. +2007-04-05.txt:06:58:05: <RodgerTheGreat> there's nothing like spending 6 hours bringing life to a tiny machine only to have it stab you in the finger and then fall off the table. +2007-04-06.txt:06:43:35: <Sukoshi> I like languages which I don't have to devote my entire life to to code in. +2007-04-06.txt:06:45:13: <Figs> I haven't devoted my whole life to C++ +2007-04-07.txt:03:24:00: <CakeProphet> ah... computer programming... making life easier for us all. +2007-04-07.txt:17:36:25: <Sukoshi> (Life.) +2007-04-10.txt:01:45:13: <ihope_> Once "Game of Life" hardware becomes common, you'll really want that constructor stuff. +2007-04-11.txt:02:54:42: <SevenInchBread> to.... proliferate the licence? +2007-04-12.txt:14:16:48: <Figs> Proof that I need a life: +2007-04-15.txt:00:50:01: <Figs> and I can't for the life of me figure out how the output came out as it did +2007-04-21.txt:01:08:43: <fax> lambda calculus has 3 cases to consider, brainfuck has 7 (if you ignore inputs) and life has 8 cases +2007-04-21.txt:01:20:21: <pikhq> Although I'd argue that as far as instruction set goes, Life is the simplest. :p +2007-04-21.txt:01:20:47: <pikhq> Life has 2 states. +2007-04-28.txt:20:57:24: <ihope> Unless we discover the universe to be based on Conway's Life, or something. +2007-04-28.txt:21:00:09: <ihope> You know, if the universe is based on Conway's Life, I want to introduce a stray glider! >:-) +2007-04-28.txt:21:03:43: <ihope> See, most research in Conway's Life is concerned with objects surrounded by dead cells. +2007-04-28.txt:21:09:30: <pikhq> ihope: gliders are used in as part of quite a few life patterns, though. +2007-04-30.txt:05:02:32: -!- freeindex has quit ("After life is eternal death. May this be the salvation of your soul."). +2007-05-04.txt:01:16:33: <ihope> bsmntbombdood: create a list containing every free instant of your life from now on. Infinite lists are fine. +2007-05-18.txt:02:45:36: <SimonRC> I recall all this from a breif mention of the advantages of LISP for exvolving computer programs in the book Artificial Life (a good book). +2007-05-23.txt:11:41:47: <fizzie> Quite the contrary: undefined operations add a little spice to the life. +2007-05-26.txt:00:39:15: <oklopol> plus given any X > 100 the program will easily take so many steps it will not terminate this lifetime, in pretty much any language +2007-05-26.txt:18:39:24: <SimonRC> # I'm going to rise and dawn // with no clothes on // and colours on my skin. // Colours of life and love // from heaven above // absolve me of my sin. # +2007-05-26.txt:22:11:30: <Pikhq> Called "life". +2007-05-26.txt:22:11:51: <bsmntbombdood> Pikhq: you can fly in life? +2007-05-26.txt:22:16:31: <oklopol> but they all require a change in lifestyle +2007-05-26.txt:22:22:11: <SimonRC> And, as in many ares of my life, the bits that I can recall are really just the ones I believed already. +2007-05-29.txt:23:15:23: <ehird`> oklopol: Apple, iLife, duh!! +2007-05-31.txt:20:28:06: <lament> not in our lifetime of course +2007-05-31.txt:20:50:19: <lament> it's "cyclic" in the same death as the "circle of life" is cyclic +2007-06-01.txt:02:25:34: <bsmntbombdood> "In one review of colorectal foreign bodies and their management, all patients were male and mostly in the fourth and fifth decades of life." +2007-06-01.txt:02:28:04: <GregorR-L> "mostly in the fourth and fifth decades of life" +2007-06-01.txt:04:39:33: <oerjan> i think a better "rational" behavior might be to maximise your expected total remaining life quality +2007-06-01.txt:05:11:16: <oklopol> if you think of death as infinitely bad, if someone asks you whether you want a bullet in your head or eternal life, you will pick a random choise. +2007-06-01.txt:05:11:33: <oklopol> because you might have a heart attack just before the eternal life. +2007-06-01.txt:05:28:59: <oerjan> so then eternal life would be the preferable choice. +2007-06-01.txt:17:03:11: <lament> a billion is enough to live the rest of your life without having to worry about money. +2007-06-02.txt:02:13:32: <SF|008> Ever heard of a proposed esoteric language called LifeScript? +2007-06-02.txt:02:16:18: <SF|008> http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/LifeScript +2007-06-02.txt:02:22:02: <SF|008> /!\ Google doesn't turn up anything related to programming for LifeScript. +2007-06-02.txt:03:54:55: <bsmntbombdood> i think i have eaten one cheeseburger in my life +2007-06-02.txt:07:31:04: <GreaseMonkey> and besides, if you're gonna cut your life short, you'll be doing nothing forevermore, which sucks more than life +2007-06-02.txt:07:35:07: <oerjan> that's one theory. i go by the theory that people who commit suicide get reincarnated into a new life with the exact same kind of problems they didn't resolve in the previous one. +2007-06-02.txt:07:37:24: <oerjan> but then everyone is so sure of things that everyone is probably going to be hugely surprised, assuming there is an afterlife at all +2007-06-06.txt:07:30:40: <GregorR-L> bsmntbombdood: I now have one hat for every year of my life :P +2007-06-06.txt:07:31:13: <fizzie> "The hats of my life", sounds like a book and/or a movie and/or a musical title. +2007-06-06.txt:07:36:59: <GregorR-L> I don't have enough to say about my life to blog X-P +2007-06-08.txt:01:49:38: <oklopol> (real-life example) +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.3409 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,75 @@ +2006-12-21.txt:00:03:10: <GregorR-W> A METRIC FUCKTON OF LEETNESS +2007-10-02.txt:22:43:25: <ehird`> Or is it a metric fuckton? +2007-10-02.txt:22:45:28: * SimonRC prefers the imperial fuckton +2007-10-02.txt:22:46:21: <bsmntbombdood> a metric fuckton is larger than an imperial fuckton +2007-10-02.txt:22:47:37: <oerjan> so now you can convert a pound to either newtons or fucktons, depending? +2007-10-02.txt:22:51:54: <ehird`> everything you need to know about the metric fuckton: http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1398601 +2007-10-02.txt:22:57:39: <bsmntbombdood> a metric fuckton is 2200 fucks +2007-10-02.txt:22:57:47: <bsmntbombdood> an imperial fuckton is 2000 fucks +2007-12-16.txt:00:53:27: <ehird`> I know it's been done, and I knew the first metric fucktons of emacs weren't :) Heck, i've even toyed around with my own (but it's not usable as of yet) +2008-09-05.txt:18:01:53: <tusho> the web is shit, people put shit that contradicts other shit in their shit, and as a browser maker you have to bend over, take it, and add a metric fuckton of hacks to make them work +2008-09-15.txt:12:20:18: <tusho> and a metric fuckton of other stuff +2009-01-28.txt:15:58:02: <pikhq> Also, that takes up a fuckton of memory. +2009-04-05.txt:21:45:35: <ehird> which is a fucktonion +2009-05-19.txt:22:51:02: <ehird> iirc, if you do a fuckton of sequential reads/writes it can be faster, but not by much +2009-05-31.txt:20:09:26: <ehird> bsmntbombdood: kernel reserves a fuckton of memory for usage later +2009-06-18.txt:21:09:14: <pikhq> They've had a fuckton of settlements. +2009-06-18.txt:21:10:58: <ehird> pikhq: metric fuckton? +2009-06-18.txt:21:12:27: <pikhq> SI fuckton. +2009-06-18.txt:21:14:46: <ehird> so "metric fuckton" → "SI fuckton" is sily. +2009-06-22.txt:20:56:28: <pikhq> Which is a fuckton of volume. +2009-07-11.txt:00:11:44: <ehird> They just had a fuckton of aliases. +2009-07-13.txt:21:55:52: <ehird> AnMaster: http://futureboy.us/frinkdocs/; a clever calculator/programming languages that knows a metric fuckton of units. +2009-07-13.txt:21:56:00: <ehird> (But not the metric fuckton, unfortunately.) +2009-07-13.txt:21:56:12: <AnMaster> only the imperial fuckton? +2009-08-10.txt:19:08:15: <ehird> exactly, a fuckton of .img.bin files +2009-08-20.txt:19:01:29: <ehird> AnMaster: it uses a royal fuckton +2009-08-20.txt:19:01:37: <ehird> (that's bigger than both a metric fuckton and an imperial fucktonne) +2009-08-21.txt:20:19:33: <ehird_> yes, and xserver-xorg installs a fuckton +2009-08-28.txt:13:38:29: <ehird> a fuckton of Fisherman's Friend lozenges +2009-08-30.txt:11:42:02: <AnMaster> ehird, and the answer is: a metric fuckton more +2009-10-01.txt:21:35:31: <pikhq> The Windows 95 CD came with more features and a metric fuckton of videos on the disc... +2009-10-12.txt:18:01:35: <ehird> And, soon, with five metric fucktons more desk space! +2009-11-01.txt:11:13:54: <ehird> Anyway, maintaining a compatible libc would be a metric fuckton of work. +2010-01-02.txt:15:44:58: <ehirdiphone> You said you study computational linguistics funny because I'm pretty sure any ai will involve a fuckton of it +2010-01-07.txt:21:19:54: <ehird> Perl 6 sure does have a metric fuckton of operators. +2010-03-06.txt:03:59:51: <Quadrescence> So why should I bother taking 384 hours explaining the faults of PLT Scheme to you relative to the language at hand when you don't know anything about it except it uses a fuckton of parentheses? +2010-03-13.txt:18:17:37: <pikhq> It leaked a metric fuckton of memory. And the author had no idea why. +2010-03-13.txt:18:23:53: <Gregor> `calc 1 metric fuckton in US fucktons +2010-03-13.txt:18:25:41: <Gregor> pikhq: Y'know, I'm starting to think that metric fucktons aren't even a real unit! +2010-05-23.txt:17:51:28: <alise> And the tag parser itself is going to have to handle finding 3 metric fucktons of text and then realising it's unbalanced and so shooting it off as text +2010-05-23.txt:17:52:27: <Quadrescence> 3 metric fucktons +2010-05-23.txt:17:52:57: <alise> Yes; it's slightly less than 3 regular fucktons. +2010-07-18.txt:00:05:24: <pikhq> That used a metric fuckton of crazy shit. +2010-08-09.txt:00:00:49: <alise> Wait ... didn't that show The Wire have a fuckton of profanity? +2010-08-09.txt:00:00:59: <pikhq> They had a fuckton of bleeps. +2010-08-13.txt:00:15:28: <alise_> dbc: Metric FUCKton, I'll have you know. +2010-08-13.txt:00:17:31: <oerjan> "he was crushed under a metric fuckton of lovers" +2010-09-02.txt:19:25:14: <alise> fizzie: Actually, isn't there some big ARM computer that consists of a fuckton of them? +2010-10-17.txt:17:57:02: <elliott> pikhq: I think we are up for a FUCKTON of flashbacks. +2010-10-18.txt:19:59:20: <elliott> Vorpal: It's, like, a daemon-based fancy-fancy abstraction layer to a metric fuckton of package managers. +2010-10-20.txt:15:02:41: <pikhq> But given that they're an ISP, I'm going with "still a fuckton." +2010-11-06.txt:01:51:16: <elliott> ...this thing would cost a fuckton. I want it. +2011-01-29.txt:02:26:32: <Gregor> (But wine has a fuckton of dependencies, so gathering them all = nightmare) +2011-02-04.txt:00:35:29: <pikhq> Sure, it produces a *fuckton* of food, but it produces shitty food in a manner that we *can't* keep doing. +2011-02-13.txt:18:08:09: <Gregor> elliott: It certainly made my life fucktons easier. +2011-02-21.txt:03:59:01: <elliott> and have that expand a fuckton +2011-02-24.txt:00:31:15: <pikhq> elliott_: I dunno about Finnish, but Japanese agglutinates a fuckton. +2011-02-25.txt:20:39:53: <pikhq> There's a metric fuckton of homework due. +2011-02-26.txt:22:48:23: <pikhq> So, yeah, we spend a *fuckton* of time on primary and secondary education for, well, shitty results. +2011-08-22.txt:00:01:53: <pikhq> *Java* seems to love using metric fucktons of heap, though. +2011-09-03.txt:03:39:32: <elliott> CakeProphet: Hey, I'm going to reban you again, because the nvidia code you linked me to uses fucktons of helpers that I can't find the definitions of +2011-09-07.txt:00:02:15: <pikhq_> It's in C++, so low-level, it's a fuckton of painful serialisation. +2011-09-12.txt:03:52:40: <Gregor> As per how many files, roughly a metric fuckton. +2011-09-17.txt:13:57:42: <itidus21> `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:13:57:45: <HackEgo> 2010-03-13.txt:18:25:41: <Gregor> pikhq: Y'know, I'm starting to think that metric fucktons aren't even a real unit! +2011-09-17.txt:13:58:50: <itidus21> `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:13:58:53: <HackEgo> 2010-10-17.txt:17:57:02: <elliott> pikhq: I think we are up for a FUCKTON of flashbacks. +2011-09-17.txt:13:59:46: <itidus21> why are people always addressing pikhq with the word fuckton i wonder +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:20: <itidus21> `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:24: <HackEgo> 2011-09-17.txt:13:58:50: <itidus21> `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:28: <itidus21> `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:31: <HackEgo> 2011-09-12.txt:03:52:40: <Gregor> As per how many files, roughly a metric fuckton. +2011-09-17.txt:14:01:33: <itidus21> `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:14:01:37: <HackEgo> 2009-06-18.txt:21:10:58: <ehird> pikhq: metric fuckton? +2011-09-17.txt:15:59:22: <Gregor> `pastelogs fuckton
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.3499 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,300 @@ +2003-02-12.txt:03:06:37: <calamari> @) +2003-03-06.txt:03:02:27: -!- SamB has quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: _SamB_!~naesten@64.3.60.189))). +2003-03-10.txt:13:25:03: <dbc> #ident "@(#)true.sh 1.6 93/01/11 SMI" /* SVr4.0 1.4 */ +2003-03-14.txt:04:21:05: <calamari> it should be near the top.. jeffry@ +2003-04-01.txt:09:42:20: -!- deltab has quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: deltab_!~deltab@espians.com))). +2003-04-03.txt:06:26:32: -!- lament has quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: lament_!~lament@h24-78-145-92.vc.shawcable.net))). +2003-04-12.txt:13:29:52: <dbc> Assumes EOF->0 or EOF->no change. Daniel B. Cristofani (cristofd@hevanet.com)] +2003-05-21.txt:06:27:12: <dbc1> Daniel B. Cristofani (cristofd@hevanet.com)] +2003-07-25.txt:01:22:04: -!- andreou changed the modes of #esoteric: +b *!*@bespin.org +2003-07-25.txt:03:20:45: <andreou> [03:21:18] * andreou sets mode: +b *!*@bespin.org +2003-07-25.txt:03:21:16: -!- andreou changed the modes of #esoteric: +b *!*@bespin.org +2003-07-25.txt:03:25:04: -!- andreou changed the modes of #esoteric: +b clog!*@* +2003-07-26.txt:03:28:36: <andreou> HATE HATE SYSAD@$%!$%!#$!@#$@#NO CARRIER +2003-07-29.txt:23:42:28: <lament> 14:39 <@Taaus> Ok. I'll look forward to your implementation :) +2003-07-29.txt:23:44:52: <lament> <@Taaus> Now read this conversation in reverse. +2003-07-30.txt:22:13:27: <lament> Taaus: ooh. Sick!@ +2003-07-31.txt:18:52:29: <lament> @.-::=@_. +2003-07-31.txt:18:52:32: <lament> @*-::=@_* +2003-07-31.txt:18:52:37: <lament> @_*...............| +2003-10-21.txt:00:40:38: <andreou> post an apb on misc@ +2003-10-21.txt:00:51:27: <lament> hi steve, we'll cure you!@ +2003-10-21.txt:00:52:01: <calamari_> andreou i'm not a good role model for that.. I like to add @ for exit :) +2003-10-21.txt:00:52:31: <calamari_> but it gets along with @ just fine +2003-10-21.txt:00:54:23: <andreou> oh, in comp.sys.hp48 there was an interesting thread in which two brainfuck compilers/interpreters crept up... i meant to summarize it and send it over to lang@ and fob +2003-10-22.txt:03:33:57: <andreou> lament lang@, sci@ and misc@ +2003-10-31.txt:09:12:05: <BFBot> ????????????????????? !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? +2003-11-21.txt:02:38:14: <Taaus> @+(0,0) @@{@+(1,1)} +2003-11-21.txt:02:39:07: <Taaus> @+<coord> is "push <coord> onto stack", @@<coord> is "do <coord> for each item in stack" +2003-11-21.txt:02:43:26: <Taaus> The @+ operation doesn't affect the current coordinate, but it does push its argument onto the stack. +2004-02-08.txt:20:50:21: <fizzie> random stuff: I almost wrote a sed-based brainf*ck interpreter, but then I decided writing a befunge one would be more interesting. managed to implement [0-9], @ and +, then got bored. +2004-02-28.txt:23:06:35: <fizzie> [1:07:11] fizban@colin ~> /usr/bin/ddate +"It's the %e of %B, %Y. %. %NCelebrate %H." +2004-04-09.txt:09:26:53: <fizzie> [11:29:04] fizban@colin ~/hut/t-106.231-lop> cat hw2-code.bf +2004-04-29.txt:06:08:42: <andreou> dbc post it on misc@ +2004-05-04.txt:04:20:30: <Toreun> toreun@toreun.org works for email +2004-05-06.txt:01:24:58: <heatsink> Did you send that to something@burr.something? +2004-05-27.txt:15:11:49: <fizzie> hm, since when have I had this '@' character in front of my name and why? it's scary. if I make an U-turn I might hit it and it'd terminate this program. (assuming life works like befunge. would think it does.) +2004-05-30.txt:17:18:36: <fizzie> 10:27:31 -!- dbc [ttm@130-94-161-238-dsl.hevanet.com] has joined #esoteric +2004-05-30.txt:17:18:37: <fizzie> 11:15:54 -!- cedricshock [~cedric@209-181-58-5.eugn.qwest.net] has quit ["Leaving"] +2004-05-30.txt:17:18:40: <fizzie> 17:19:19 -!- Toreun [~Toreun@ool-45738c44.dyn.optonline.net] has quit [Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)] +2004-05-30.txt:17:18:43: <fizzie> 17:25:43 -!- dbc [ttm@130-94-161-238-dsl.hevanet.com] has quit ["you have no chance to survive make your time."] +2004-05-30.txt:19:46:28: <fizzie> meh, I think I've watched that scary @ long enough, and it doesn't seem to be going away. guess I must take steps. +2004-05-30.txt:19:48:41: <fizzie> I think chanserv's the sanest person here and should thusly keep the only @. +2004-06-04.txt:16:13:43: <fizzie> 16:39:21 -!- dbc [ttm@130-94-161-238-dsl.hevanet.com] has quit ["you have no chance to survive make your time."] +2004-06-04.txt:16:13:49: <fizzie> 18:08:57 -!- Keymaker [~Keymaker@wire74.adsl.netsonic.fi] has joined #esoteric +2004-06-04.txt:18:44:34: <fizzie> "To submit new programs, email pkalliok@helsinki.fi." +2004-06-12.txt:10:28:58: <fizzie> ($n = $_, print "entry: " . join(", ", map { "$_ -> " . $n->{$_} } keys %{$n}) . " +") foreach @entries; +2004-06-12.txt:12:28:16: <fizzie> [2004-06-11 16:13:27] -!- Netsplit orwell.freenode.net <-> irc.freenode.net quits: clog, Toreun, lament, @ChanServ, kosmikus, mtve, grumpy_old_one, edwinb +2004-06-12.txt:12:28:22: <fizzie> [2004-06-11 16:14:01] -!- Netsplit over, joins: @ChanServ, kosmikus, mtve +2004-12-23.txt:09:47:29: <calamari-> email me if you make something boot up.. I'd love to see it! :) jeff@kidsquid.com +2004-12-25.txt:14:12:37: <nooga> >?>5>>.@ +2004-12-28.txt:20:32:07: <calamari_> for example, I could add ( ) for previous and next disk byte, and @ to switch between screen/kybd and disk I/O +2005-01-02.txt:20:11:19: <ZeroOne> Yoko Kanno/Origa/Shanti Snyder - Inner Universe (mebe plays crap Live @ Shinsen-Radio) +2005-01-16.txt:12:05:42: <Keymaker> "!dlroW olleH"> #,_@ +2005-01-16.txt:12:07:42: <mtve> could be "!dlroW olleH">:# #,_@ +2005-01-16.txt:12:13:46: <Keymaker> anyways, here is the final version of this: "!dlroW olleH"> #, :# _@ +2005-01-16.txt:12:29:25: <Keymaker> ^_25*,@>?1v +2005-01-16.txt:12:33:07: <mtve> >?1>?1>?1>?1>?1>?1>?1>?1>........25*,@ +2005-01-16.txt:12:42:59: <Keymaker> ^_25*,@v0?1v +2005-01-16.txt:19:56:19: <mtve> 0?v#_25*,@ v +2005-01-17.txt:15:01:31: <Keymaker> @,*52< +2005-01-17.txt:16:28:35: <Keymaker> ^ -1 < ^<@,< +2005-01-29.txt:00:31:05: <urger> Anyone interested should email me at nhbrr@yahoo.com +2005-02-08.txt:19:28:09: <Keymaker> @ +2005-02-08.txt:19:32:20: <Keymaker> and so does the 'g'.. #b10g,@ +2005-02-10.txt:04:39:33: <calamari> arke: for more fun change the bf cell to hold binary values only. then you don't need both + and -, just a "not" operation, call it @. Now @@ is the same as doing nothing, so @ can be combined with >, call it }. So you get: < is <, > is }<}, @ is }< :) +2005-03-04.txt:00:24:13: <{^Raven^}> i make ppl put an @ at the end of the input file +2005-03-06.txt:07:57:58: <calamari> I also noticed an @ at the end of the file.. I suspect I corrupted you on that. oops! +2005-03-06.txt:07:59:52: <calamari> I used the @ to make my interpreter easier to write.. laziness on my part +2005-03-06.txt:08:08:40: <{^Raven^}> we won't need an '@' at the end of the file soon...we will be able to call the appropriate PESOIX function to check EOF :) +2005-03-15.txt:15:48:59: <calamari> I think it'd be neat to leave the code in @VAR form until the very end, and have a routine that sorted the variables to minimize code size +2005-03-15.txt:15:51:28: <calamari> I'm not sure if the algorithm I've come up will work, but here it is: 1) count interactions between variables (an interaction occurs linearly, as each @ is come across, for example @A[@B+@A-] would be two interactions on AB) +2005-03-15.txt:16:10:16: <calamari> certain operations cause some >><< wastefulness, if they don't conform to the @VAR spec.. for example variable assign and read go off and do their own thing, but they still need to interface with the outside world, so you'll sometimes see wasted brackets around them. It uses fixed >>> to get to the known previous location so then the next @ call might cause <<<<<< and suddenly you have >>><<<<<< +2005-03-16.txt:05:55:51: <Tefad> []++++++++++[>>+>+>++++++[<<+<+++>>>-]<<<<-] "A*$";?@![#>>+<<]>[>>]<<<<[>++<[-]]>.>. supposed to return H +2005-03-16.txt:05:58:23: <Tefad> @ is supposed to be ignored +2005-03-17.txt:20:53:55: <calamari> export CVSROOT=:ext:ravenswolf_@cvs.sourceforge.net:/cvsroot/brainfuck +2005-04-05.txt:15:38:59: <kipple> on the positive side, it will remove the need for the @ stack (which is an abomination) as a language feature +2005-04-05.txt:15:39:50: <Keymaker> will the output be read from @ stack before o stack? +2005-04-05.txt:15:41:28: <kipple> so the next version will add one operator and remove the special stack @ +2005-04-28.txt:17:48:05: <fizzie> fis@colin:~$ ./out +2005-04-28.txt:17:48:11: <fizzie> fis@colin:~$ ./out +2005-05-01.txt:16:36:33: <mtve> echo subscribe lang | mail listar@esoteric.sange.fi +2005-05-05.txt:12:38:29: <fizzie> fis@colin:~/prog/eclipse-workspace/misc$ java -cp . org.gehennom.misc.BFRE 'a(a|b)*b|b(a|b)*a' > ~/prog/misc/brfd/re.bf +2005-05-05.txt:12:38:35: <fizzie> fis@colin:~/prog/misc/brfd$ echo -n 'aabbab' | ./BRFD.EXE re.bf +2005-05-05.txt:12:38:35: <fizzie> fis@colin:~/prog/misc/brfd$ echo -n 'aabbaa' | ./BRFD.EXE re.bf +2005-05-05.txt:13:05:53: <Keymaker> "48*2+,>:#,_@ @_,#:>,+2*84 +2005-05-05.txt:13:16:02: <Keymaker> ##"57*:,,48*2+,>:#,_48*2+,57*, @ ,*75,+2*84_,#:>,+2*84,,:*75"# +2005-05-05.txt:15:35:45: <fizzie> fis@colin:~/prog/misc/brfd$ echo -n '11.4.2002 11:03:22' | ./BRFD.EXE re.bf +2005-05-05.txt:15:35:45: <fizzie> fis@colin:~/prog/misc/brfd$ echo -n '32.4.2002 11:03:22' | ./BRFD.EXE re.bf +2005-05-05.txt:15:35:45: <fizzie> fis@colin:~/prog/misc/brfd$ echo -n '11.4.2002 11:60:22' | ./BRFD.EXE re.bf +2005-05-06.txt:00:32:54: <fizzie> >~# :#,_@ (with EOF=0 semantics) +2005-05-06.txt:14:06:33: <Keymakere> <> #"25*6*:,2+:,2+2/:,3+:,1-,>:#,_57*1-,@" +2005-05-06.txt:19:20:45: <GregorR> M9&9A:75S:&]D9G5I9&AA<V9P;VEH96%W:6]P9FAE9'-A:6]F:&4@87=I;V9H +2005-05-06.txt:22:56:15: <Keymaker> and as well there's @ and * and . and stuff like that not mentioned in the manual. well, maybe i should try harder to understand it. but someone should make a thue tutorial! +2005-05-09.txt:18:01:39: <pgimeno> @ójò +2005-05-10.txt:04:42:35: <Keymaker> but not that much, just remember that stack names are one character (a..z or @) +2005-05-10.txt:17:54:47: <GregorR-L> Your program pointer is the @... +2005-05-10.txt:17:54:57: <GregorR-L> And the @ wanders... +2005-05-14.txt:00:06:19: <GregorR> BTW, my address is PresidentGregor@whitehouse.gov +2005-05-16.txt:20:56:11: <fizzie> push @{$a}, [$r, $pk, [$ss, $start-1, $i, $si], [$es, $end-1, $i+$start, $ei]] if($#{$p} == 1 && $p->[0] eq $ss && $p->[1] eq $es); +2005-05-18.txt:23:14:18: <GregorR-L> OK, I have everything working except input, output, @ and the string preprocessor :-P +2005-05-18.txt:23:20:59: <kipple> btw, the @ stack will probably be gone in the next version... :D +2005-05-18.txt:23:50:08: <GregorR-L> No @ yet >_< +2005-05-18.txt:23:50:11: <GregorR-L> @ = annoying :-P +2005-05-18.txt:23:51:10: <GregorR-L> If you push ASCII 113 onto @, does it pop 1-1-3 or 3-1-1? +2005-05-18.txt:23:58:40: <kipple> is it the @? +2005-05-19.txt:00:53:54: <kipple> the @ stack works a bit differently, but otherwise it seems to work fine :) +2005-05-19.txt:19:24:55: <kipple> and the @ stack pads up to six (i think) zeroes +2005-05-23.txt:22:25:43: <kipple> subscribe lang to listar@esoteric.sange.fi +2005-05-29.txt:12:41:47: <jix> hmm.. is it possible to implement the @ stack in kipple +2005-05-29.txt:12:48:52: <jix> hmm.. for the @ stack every push would be optimal.. but if one would like to have the opposite of @ every pop would be better +2005-05-29.txt:14:35:10: <jix> hmm the parser doesn't parse (@>o) correctly +2005-05-29.txt:15:00:35: <jix> but the @ stack doesn't work +2005-05-30.txt:19:39:30: <jix> it's strategy: kill allTricks,findAndDestroy,logicex, self repair, destroy @... code, try 4 times to lay a bomb to the opponents position(i added a ! in the +++s .. no idea why^^), bombing! +2005-06-02.txt:00:55:42: <graue> "r@!", if you can make sure there won't be an r at the beginning, will match only "!" +2005-06-02.txt:16:43:23: <GregorR> Many of them had something like this: :@....; +2005-06-02.txt:18:36:14: <graue> that was discussed on lang@esoteric a few years back +2005-06-02.txt:19:20:09: <graue> ! and @ aren't allowed within groups +2005-06-02.txt:19:21:13: <graue> so there is a way to search for a literal ! or @, do [!] or [@] +2005-06-04.txt:07:43:55: <graue> news flash: sort language gets name, nice website, faux-academic paper! details @ http://www.oceanbase.org/graue/sortle/ +2005-06-04.txt:17:27:11: <graue> why does "k">@>o in kipple produce 7? +2005-06-04.txt:17:28:23: <kipple> "k">@ pushes 3 values onto @, 1, 0 and 7. @>o only pushes one value onto o, nemaly 7 +2005-06-04.txt:17:32:47: <kipple> "k">@ (@>o) would be the way to do that +2005-06-04.txt:17:40:50: <graue> not "k">(@>o)? +2005-06-08.txt:00:43:40: <fizzie> Whee, my befunge program "12345@" prints out (a stack dump, at the end of the interpreter) 5, 4, 5, 1 and exits. :) :) +2005-06-08.txt:00:45:58: <fizzie> Uh, "123+45@" was the program, I mean. +2005-06-08.txt:00:47:01: <fizzie> I used perl -e 'print "123+45@", " " x 7999;' > test.bef to create the input. +2005-06-08.txt:00:52:32: <fizzie> The topmost three voices select which parts of code to run, based on the current-command on the stack of the third voice, voices 4 and 5 contain the playfield, voices 6 and 8 are quite temporary, voices 7 and 9 hold the current IP and delta, voice 10 contains a '1' to drive the main loop (or 0 after a '@'), voice 11 has the befunge stack and voices 12 and 13 are temporary. +2005-06-08.txt:00:53:55: <fizzie> It seems I've implemented only the befunge commands #, $, *, +, -, [0-9] and @. Will do the rest later. +2005-06-10.txt:18:58:15: <Keymaker> lol @ lament :p +2005-06-11.txt:22:19:52: <malaprop> PHP requires a $ in front of all variables; Perl requires $ in front of scalars and @ for hashes. +2005-06-12.txt:00:24:26: <Keymaker> it will be there, probably character @ +2005-06-12.txt:21:55:03: <Keymaker> cpressey seems to have done nice job @ esowiki +2005-06-14.txt:03:40:15: <calamari> it's magic :) cvs -z3 -d:pserver:anonymous@cvs.sourceforge.net:/cvsroot/directnet checkout -P directnet +2005-06-14.txt:19:56:55: <Keymaker> grrh.. it's annoying to read posts (@ google groups) where people talk about brainfuck and don't understand its usefulness and so on.. grrrrrrrh. release the hounds! +2005-06-16.txt:21:21:32: <calamari> I'm using < = < and } = >@ +2005-06-16.txt:21:22:43: <jix> write it with > and @ +2005-06-16.txt:21:23:02: <jix> [>.<@] is [}<}.<<}] +2005-06-16.txt:21:23:17: <jix> > => }<} < => < and @ => <} +2005-06-16.txt:21:23:51: <calamari> because @ = <} +2005-06-16.txt:21:25:15: <calamari> >[>.<@]<[>,<@] +2005-06-16.txt:21:31:39: <jix> >>>>>>>>>[<<<<<<<<.>>>>>>>>@]<<<<<<<<<[>,<@] would work without changing the current translation +2005-06-16.txt:21:52:22: <calamari> . = [@]>[@]>[@]@; (before } tanslation) +2005-06-16.txt:21:52:48: <jix> no need for [@] arn't the bits always 0 ? +2005-06-16.txt:21:52:49: <calamari> , = [@]>[@]@>[@]; +2005-06-16.txt:21:56:15: <jix> than it may work but with . = [@]>[@]>[@]@; and , = [@]>[@]@>[@]; it doesn't +2005-06-16.txt:21:58:29: <calamari> even better would be [.@]<[,<] +2005-06-16.txt:21:59:19: <calamari> actually, nm on [.@] +2005-06-17.txt:10:29:01: <pgimeno> lament: lol @ http://z3.ca/~lament/pictures/flow.gif - Hofstadter would probably enjoy it very much +2005-06-19.txt:12:27:05: <kipple> Panu Kalliokoski, pkalliok@cs.helsinki.fi +2005-06-19.txt:16:10:58: <jix> and i need an exit character... @ +2005-06-19.txt:16:11:57: <jix> !,[@ +2005-06-19.txt:17:04:43: <jix> !,[@ +2005-06-19.txt:19:20:39: <jix> @15,556 cool +2005-06-19.txt:20:02:11: <kipple> the cat example uses them, and also a @ operator which isn't mentioned +2005-06-19.txt:20:02:42: <jix> i should scan my homework for the @ operator ;) +2005-06-25.txt:19:18:59: <{^Raven^}> i dunno, it's nice writing otherwise pure brainfuck with just a few @myvar's scattered in +2005-06-25.txt:19:20:38: <{^Raven^}> instead of myvar=2 using BF @myvar[-]++ +2005-06-25.txt:19:20:41: <calamari> although I'm pretty sure I came up with the @ syntax, but who knows, my memory could be going +2005-06-25.txt:19:22:56: <{^Raven^}> ahh, i;'m not sure if it's me but BF @array(1)[-]@array(2) generates (>>>etc)[-]>[-] +2005-06-25.txt:19:55:34: * {^Raven^} is playing with a version of BFBSAIC that doesn't expand @var's into arrows +2005-06-27.txt:21:41:12: <calamari> it'd be nice to be able to use @var's inside the debugger, wouldn't it :) +2005-06-27.txt:21:48:56: <{^Raven^}> for @vars, add an option to BFBASIC to output out a @var map at the top of the output +2005-06-27.txt:21:49:18: <{^Raven^}> so maybe '@_T0 = 1 +2005-06-27.txt:21:49:33: <{^Raven^}> '@_T1 = 2 +2005-06-27.txt:22:06:33: <calamari> I can't remember.. are the @var's produced by bfbasic uppercase ? +2005-06-28.txt:23:46:55: <calamari> got the @ stuff working in the debugger +2005-06-29.txt:00:56:46: <{^Raven^}> Now if "Now @varname goes to the cell defined by varname (note: it can be derailed with < and >)" does what I think it does that's really cool +2005-06-29.txt:00:57:43: <calamari> @a>@b will bump you one past actual @b +2005-06-29.txt:01:01:25: <{^Raven^}> This will allow the integrity of the parser proper to be tested since all the @var stuff would be theoretically perfect! +2005-06-29.txt:01:29:22: <calamari> raven: I think what what I did with the @vars is called a wimpmode :) +2005-07-01.txt:00:03:47: <yrz\werk> yrz@inverno:~/wrk/eso$ tar cvzf hcbf5d-0.0.1.tar.gz hcbf5d-0.0.1/ +2005-07-01.txt:19:10:49: <{^Raven^}> calamari: two options: bfdebug works fine and babasic is flawed but seems to work 99% of the time, or bfdebug has an issue with embedded @vars +2005-07-01.txt:19:13:07: <calamari> it will see the @var's and go there, then do > and < on top of that +2005-07-01.txt:19:14:23: <calamari> perhaps I should require something like $$ that activates the @var's +2005-07-01.txt:19:14:42: <{^Raven^}> bfdebug reads @var map, executes code as usual but when encountering an @var in the program it checks the current cell and complains if they do not agree +2005-07-01.txt:19:15:40: <calamari> It's okay if @var and actual cell don't agree, in certain situations +2005-07-01.txt:19:16:48: <{^Raven^}> but if @myvar is supposed to be in cell 34 and it is referenced while we are on cell 35 that tells us that a misalignment has occured +2005-07-01.txt:19:17:32: <calamari> raven: it's fine.. for example, imagine if you did >@myvar +2005-07-01.txt:19:24:53: <{^Raven^}> (code) @_G+@_Q+[ +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:00: <{^Raven^}> (pre) @_G[@_T[-]+@_G-]@_T[@_G+ +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:01: <{^Raven^}> (code) @_T0[-]++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:06: <{^Raven^}> ++++++++@A[-]@_T0[@A+@_T0-] +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:15: <{^Raven^}> @_T0[-]@A[@_T0+@_0+@A-]@_0[@A+@_0-]@_1[-]@_2[-]@_3[-]@_4[-]@_ +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:18: <{^Raven^}> T0[@_3+[@_4+@_0+@_3-]@_0[@_3+@_0-]+@_4----------[@_0-@_4[-]]@ +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:20: <{^Raven^}> _0[@_2+@_3[-]@_0-]@_2[@_4+@_0+@_2-]@_0[@_2+@_0-]+@_4--------- +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:21: <{^Raven^}> -[@_0-@_4[-]]@_0[@_1+@_2[-]@_0-]@_T0-]@_1[@_0++++++++[@_1++++ +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:23: <{^Raven^}> ++@_2++++++@_0-]@_1.@_2.[-]@_1[-]]@_2[@_0++++++++[@_2++++++@_ +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:25: <{^Raven^}> 0-]@_2.[-]]@_0++++++++[@_3++++++@_0-]@_3.[-]@_0++++++++++.[-] +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:30: <{^Raven^}> (code) @_Q- +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:32: <{^Raven^}> (post) @_T-] +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:35: <{^Raven^}> (code) @_Q] +2005-07-01.txt:19:35:52: <calamari> the line wrapping causes the @ and var to be split in some cases +2005-07-01.txt:20:24:34: <calamari> raven: @_0-@_T0[@_0-@_T0-]@_0[@_T0+@_0-]@_T0[@_L1+@_G-@_T0[-]] +2005-07-01.txt:20:24:41: <calamari> raven: notice the @G ? +2005-07-01.txt:20:24:47: <calamari> err @_G +2005-07-01.txt:20:29:17: <{^Raven^}> the NOT is @_0-@_T0[@_0-@_T0-]@_0[@_T0+@_0-] +2005-07-10.txt:09:59:29: <tokigun> @ (terminate program); 0..9 (set A to 0..9) +2005-07-19.txt:21:55:52: <graue> mailto:graue@oceanbase.org +2005-07-20.txt:01:22:03: <pgimeno> >> :pgimeno!pgimeno@124.Red-80-59-211.pooles.rima-tde.net JOIN :#zz +2005-07-20.txt:19:34:54: <jix> ;foreach(@d){if($_<0){foreach(@d){print"z($_);"}}else{print chr($_)}} +2005-07-20.txt:19:45:33: <fizzie> And if you're trying to save characters, foreach(@d){print"z($_);"} is obviously suboptimal (while equivalent) to print"z($_);"foreach@d; +2005-07-22.txt:11:20:48: <mtve> " @\# -2+{|~0*8-4~0.~*5+2\#{|1~/ +2005-07-22.txt:12:22:32: <mtve> " @\# -2+{|~0*8-4~0.~*5+2\#{|1~/ +2005-07-22.txt:12:51:19: <tokigun> @\#+,~-/ +2005-07-23.txt:17:28:54: <fizzie> fis@sesefras:~$ ./afbi mandelbrot.b fis@sesefras:~$ +2005-07-23.txt:17:29:12: <fizzie> fis@sesefras:~$ ./afbi mandelbrot.b +2005-07-23.txt:17:29:16: <fizzie> fis@sesefras:~$ +2005-07-23.txt:20:29:26: <GregorR> With +- swapped for @? +2005-07-23.txt:20:29:51: <calamari> some like +, I like @.. maybe both ? +2005-07-23.txt:20:30:19: <GregorR> I'll just translate +- into @ +2005-07-23.txt:22:34:33: <calamari> @a[@x_0 i_0 @x_1 i_1 ... @x_n i_n @a], where at most one @x_n = a, and i_n=-1. Result a=0, x_n+=a*i_n +2005-07-24.txt:19:18:31: <lindi-> GregorR: that runs mandelbrot.b in 26 seconds on pentium@2.8GHz. if i compile mandelbrot.b with BF2C.c and gcc it runs in 2.9 seconds +2005-07-26.txt:21:31:34: <GregorR-W> Could you email it to AKAQuinn@hotmail.com ? +2005-07-27.txt:17:20:08: <fizzie> fis@erottaja:~$ cat > test.c +2005-07-27.txt:17:20:08: <fizzie> fis@erottaja:~$ gcc -o test test.c ; ./test +2005-07-27.txt:17:54:12: <calamari> wish I defined } as @> instead of >@.. oh well +2005-07-27.txt:17:58:12: <calamari> well, the original was >@ .. it feels dishonest to change it 5 years laterg +2005-07-28.txt:01:56:32: <graue> !@# +2005-07-28.txt:20:10:12: <calamari> this is the one I'm testing @[>>>>>>>>@[<@]>[>]<<<<<<<<<[@]>>>>>>>>[<]@>[@>]<<<<<<<<<@[@ +2005-07-29.txt:02:37:59: <calamari> graue: the main highlights: can save output to file, eof choices, 1-bit cell support, including }@* instructions, "block comments", fast run, interactive input, input echo +2005-07-30.txt:22:27:10: <calamari> then you can jump to a cell with @name +2005-07-30.txt:22:27:52: <jix> that's a problem because the @ character on a mac is on alt-l too +2005-07-30.txt:22:28:50: <jix> @ on us +2005-07-30.txt:23:00:31: <jix> @ and ~ are the only alt-letter ascii characters +2005-07-30.txt:23:09:58: <jix> converting $a=0 and @a and such things to >>> and <<< +2005-07-30.txt:23:11:46: <jix> you have a library with templates like @var1+@var2- and you can insert it replacing @var1 and @var2 with @a and @some_other_var +2005-07-30.txt:23:21:21: <jix> doesn't @bla conflict with Bit @? +2005-07-30.txt:23:23:24: <calamari> if you have a $abc=3 and you do @abc of course that'll conflict.. so don't do that ;) +2005-07-31.txt:00:58:04: <GregorR> @ or something ... +2005-07-31.txt:02:01:12: <calamari_> graue: in that scheme the only instructions would be @ and nop, depending on number of spaces, < > depending on turn direction, loops based on 3x3 block +2005-08-04.txt:05:50:47: <Gs30ng> just @ +2005-08-10.txt:18:39:39: <calamari> commands: > = [>], @ = invert bit, if 1->0, then invert next bit (etc) +2005-08-10.txt:18:40:38: <calamari> example of @: +2005-08-10.txt:18:40:56: <calamari> @ = 1 0 0 0 0 +2005-08-10.txt:18:41:04: <calamari> @ = 0 1 0 0 0 +2005-08-10.txt:18:41:11: <calamari> @ = 1 1 0 0 0 +2005-08-10.txt:18:41:18: <calamari> @ = 0 0 1 0 0 +2005-08-10.txt:18:41:52: <int-e> @ is basically [>]+<[-<]> if the cell to the left of the pointer is 0. +2005-08-10.txt:18:46:48: <int-e> I'm pretty sure that's wrong. right now you can model your machine as a single register machine with an increment (@) and a strange operation that divides by 2 repeatedly as long as the register's contents is odd. +2005-08-10.txt:18:48:48: <calamari> hmm.. > seems redundant, since @ is enough to eventually build any state +2005-08-11.txt:00:25:51: <kipple> rune@krokodille.com +2005-08-16.txt:22:12:05: <jix> number are in base -5 using 'q' as 0, 'w' as 1, 'e' as 2, and '@' as 4. numbers end with a 'r' and use 't' as decimal point +2005-08-18.txt:03:02:29: <int-e> 8+*~.@ prints an @? +2005-08-20.txt:16:57:09: <nooga> :n,3100 @>n0 (2 !n !' +2005-08-20.txt:19:25:21: <nooga> @ condition body - works like while(condition) body; +2005-08-24.txt:00:07:04: <nooga> ~q1:i0:n##_0-01@|<in=in?>###_0i-010q##_0i!##_0i qP +2005-08-24.txt:03:46:12: <nooga> !"7SADOL +@1(3!"2> `;0!"2 + +2005-08-26.txt:14:52:37: <tokigun> nooga: ~q1:i0@<i,239!?-#_0,242##_0i#_0q",239~q1:i0@<i,239!?-#_0,242##_0i#_0q",239* +2005-08-26.txt:15:40:02: <tokigun> :i,299:b",21899 bottles of beer:n',210@i(4!+++++++b",213 on the wall,nb"1,n",230Take one down, pass it around,n:i-i1:b+++i"7 bottle?-i1"1s"0"8 of beer!+++b",213 on the wall.nn +2005-08-31.txt:22:21:18: <fungebob> oh yea, thatd be great, jim@jimbomania.com +2005-09-03.txt:17:56:03: <jix> @@^ is a NOP +2005-09-03.txt:17:57:23: <jix> @@^BuT@@^ does nothing 2 times +2005-09-03.txt:17:58:05: <wildhalcyon> What would @@^BuTBuT@@^ do? Anything? +2005-09-07.txt:17:42:06: <jix> m[j]-=1}[x.index($&)-1]+";"}#esoteric@irc.freenode.net Jannis Harder 2005# +2005-09-09.txt:14:53:18: <jix> m[j]-=1}[x.index($&)-1]+";"}#esoteric@irc.freenode.net Jannis Harder 2005# +2005-09-09.txt:16:55:23: <nooga> @@count = 0 +2005-09-15.txt:01:46:58: <twobitsprite> its the one where the program resides in one array, and the data in the other, and there is a new operation '@' (or something) which causes the arrays to change locations so that now you are executing from the data array, or something +2005-09-15.txt:01:54:35: <twobitsprite> it will... but I also plan to have this distributed, a la SETI@home... +2005-09-18.txt:01:59:23: <telemakh0s> twobitsprite@gmail.com +2005-09-18.txt:05:11:06: <heatsink> v{abc}@ +2005-09-22.txt:23:31:00: <Keymaker> "EGNUFEB NI MARGORP NEM LAER">:#,_@ +2005-09-24.txt:16:32:06: <Keymaker> ^%9_^#`9:+-*86<@,*52,< +2005-09-26.txt:23:40:09: <GregorR> Aardwolf's email address: IAmAardwolfTheProgrammerOfEsotericLanguagesAndPerpetratorOfEmailsTooLongToRemember4546327859623793465789436257043265798042365783274803265704999036254789032430548903254321754089325748902564891065419078654890175489027503891754890237@server5435432.pop3.mail.aardwolfswebsiteaboutnothinginparticular.com +2005-09-26.txt:23:52:10: <kipple> hmm. I managed to create the address .@krokodille.com. I wonder if it will work.... +2005-09-28.txt:14:04:34: <Wildhalcyon> They should have used the @ sign for it +2005-10-03.txt:18:45:21: <chips> result: '@' +2005-10-04.txt:18:15:38: <jix> it took years until the first girl joined #macintosh@euirc +2005-10-06.txt:06:02:54: <Gs30ng> A -> @ +2005-10-08.txt:21:46:49: <jix> befunge <@> gnu beef +2005-10-11.txt:16:43:03: <nooga> #include @ ircnet :D +2005-10-19.txt:05:42:02: <lament> 99 9[1-$][\$@$@$@$@\/*=[1-$$[%-$@]?0=[\$.' ,\]?]?]# +2005-10-19.txt:07:18:04: <lament> !99 9[1-$][\$@$@$@$@\/*=[1-$$[%-$@]?0=[\$.' ,\]?]?]# +2005-10-19.txt:07:28:56: <lament> !99 9[1-$][\$@$@$@$@\/*=[1-$$[%-$@]?0=[\$.' ,\]?]?]# +2005-10-19.txt:16:09:03: <jix> !99 9[1-$][\$@$@$@$@\/*=[1-$$[%-$@]?0=[\$.' ,\]?]?]#. +2005-10-19.txt:23:49:35: <lament> ![[1O1O>][$@\-@]#%]m: +2005-10-19.txt:23:53:00: <lament> ![[1O1O>][$@\-\]#%]m: +2005-10-19.txt:23:54:35: <lament> ![[1O1O>2O2O=|][$@\-\]#%]m: +2005-10-20.txt:00:01:10: <falsebot> [[1, 'O', 1, 'O', '>', 2, 'O', 2, 'O', '=', '|'], ['$', '@', '\', '-', '\'], '#', '%'] +2005-10-20.txt:03:42:50: <calamari> !1 2 4@. +2005-10-20.txt:03:42:56: <calamari> !1 2 4@... +2005-10-20.txt:03:45:55: <calamari> !3 2$@+\.. +2005-10-20.txt:03:46:40: <calamari> !2 3$@+\.. +2005-10-20.txt:03:46:50: <calamari> !3 2$@+\.. +2005-10-20.txt:03:46:58: <calamari> !3 5$@+\.. +2005-10-20.txt:03:47:01: <calamari> !3 5$@+\. . +2005-10-20.txt:03:47:11: <calamari> !3 5$@+\." ". +2005-10-20.txt:03:47:15: <calamari> !5 8$@+\." ". +2005-10-20.txt:03:47:22: <calamari> !8 13$@+\." ". +2005-10-20.txt:03:49:41: <lament> !1 1 10a:[a;0>][$@+\." "." "]# +2005-10-20.txt:03:50:22: <lament> !1 1 10a:[a;0>][O1O1$@+\." "." "]# +2005-10-20.txt:03:50:56: <lament> !1 1 10a:[a;0>][$@+\." "]# +2005-10-20.txt:03:51:04: <lament> !1 1 10a:[a;0>][O1O1$@+\." "]# +2005-10-20.txt:03:54:07: <calamari> !0 1 10a:[a;0>][$@+\." "a;1-a:]# +2005-10-20.txt:03:58:38: <calamari> !0 1 10a:[a;0>][$@ a;1-a:a;." "]# +2005-10-20.txt:03:58:42: <calamari> !0 1 10a:[a;0>][$@+ a;1-a:a;." "]# +2005-10-20.txt:04:00:30: <calamari> !0 1 10a:[a;0>][$@+\$." "a;1-a:]# +2005-10-20.txt:04:00:40: <calamari> !0 1 10a:[a;0>][$@+\$.@" "a;1-a:]#
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.3525 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,37 @@ +2010-05-23.txt:21:27:24: <zzo38> You can be rational mind becoming mixed up while sleeping, but if you are so, you are sleeping, once you wake up fully you are OK? +2010-05-23.txt:21:47:53: <zzo38> Sometimes it works, sometimes you don't know, sometimes it seems to work but can't, but you forgot until you are wake up +2010-05-23.txt:21:50:08: <zzo38> Even if you choose to wake up sometimes it cannot work, but sometimes it can +2010-10-17.txt:23:19:16: <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2010-10-17.txt:23:19:26: <elliott> `addquote <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2010-10-17.txt:23:23:10: <elliott> `addquote <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2010-10-17.txt:23:28:05: <HackEgo> 244|<zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2010-10-17.txt:23:43:38: <Vorpal> Gregor, why did "<HackEgo> 244|<zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream" never get registered +2010-10-17.txt:23:44:18: <elliott> `addquote <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2010-10-17.txt:23:44:37: <HackEgo> 244|<zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2010-10-17.txt:23:45:41: <HackEgo> 244|<zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2010-10-18.txt:17:04:15: <HackEgo> 244|<zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2010-11-08.txt:17:01:32: <HackEgo> 244|<zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2011-01-07.txt:23:42:20: <zzo38> I figured out how I could make it read the log file, almost. I could do like: tex example > example.fot and then read that file in using TeX. But it won't work unless file contains \message{} command to force it to wake up otherwise it won't read past a certain point. +2011-01-09.txt:00:41:27: * zzo38 - wake up +2011-04-29.txt:12:51:25: <HackEgo> 209) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2011-05-04.txt:22:05:59: <zzo38> Any sleep is too much sleep? And also, any wake up is too much wake up. +2011-12-20.txt:22:33:27: <zzo38> In relation to the D&D game but outside of it, we were discussing something and thought, the executioner will wake up and might thought it must be "brain fairy" or whatever... because there is money in its place... +2011-12-22.txt:23:55:32: <zzo38> Some of the things in the D&D game I was playing, involving the death row; and the guards half sleep did not wake up because they already played cards +2012-01-01.txt:21:11:08: <HackEgo> 190) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream \ 285) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. \ 297) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +2012-01-12.txt:06:41:26: <zzo38> But I do sometimes wake up as early as 02:00 +2012-03-08.txt:07:51:23: <zzo38> I think it should be your own choice whether you want to wake up or to sleep. +2012-03-08.txt:07:54:08: <zzo38> But whether you want to wake up, you should just make up an answer yourself you shouldn't need to do anything else other than that; possibly look at the clock if it is necessary. +2012-03-14.txt:07:43:52: <zzo38> OK, I put that into the computer. The answer is the same as last time: Wake up. +2012-03-14.txt:07:44:26: <zzo38> (I know you are probably awake already) +2012-03-30.txt:23:06:50: <zzo38> I don't like all of this daylight saving time; just wake up at sunrise +2012-03-30.txt:23:09:23: <shachaf> elliott: If zzo38 becomes king, you'll be forced to wake up at surnise every day. +2012-03-30.txt:23:10:12: <zzo38> No you won't. It only means I would wake up at sunrise I would not force other people to do so +2012-04-15.txt:16:19:42: <HackEgo> 185) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2012-04-15.txt:21:22:32: <zzo38> What time do you wake up? +2012-04-22.txt:19:04:25: <zzo38> Especially if he doesn't wake up this turn. +2012-04-22.txt:19:05:50: <zzo38> He did not wake up so now I am nearly guaranteed to win, as long as I do not knock out any of his cards. +2012-05-09.txt:07:02:33: <zzo38> That seem to be late for wake up!! +2012-05-30.txt:19:37:19: <HackEgo> 173) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +2012-07-30.txt:01:15:16: <zzo38> That's OK I don't let the cultists work out how to awaken me from my slumber. +2012-07-30.txt:01:15:43: <zzo38> I will awake by myself when I want to be awake. +2012-09-03.txt:20:55:25: <itidus21> `pastelogs zzo.*wake
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.3547 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,65 @@ +#!/usr/bin/env python + +import os +import sys +import json +import urllib2 + +proxy_handler = urllib2.ProxyHandler({'http': os.environ['http_proxy']}) +opener = urllib2.build_opener(proxy_handler) +urllib2.install_opener(opener) + +def lose(): + print 'You get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good DAY sir!' + sys.exit() + +def eels(): + print 'My hovercraft is full of eels.' + sys.exit() + +if len(sys.argv) > 2: + args = sys.argv[1:] +elif len(sys.argv) == 2: + args = sys.argv[1].split() +else: + lose() + +if len(args) == 2: + from_lang = args[0] + to_lang = 'en' + word = args[1] +elif len(args) == 3: + from_lang = args[0] + to_lang = args[1] + word = args[2] +else: + lose() + +def query(continue_id): + url = 'http://%s.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?format=json&action=query&' \ + 'redirects=1&titles=%s&prop=langlinks' % (from_lang, word) + if continue_id: + url += '&llcontinue=' + continue_id + try: + response = urllib2.urlopen(url).read() + except urllib2.URLError, e: + print e.reason + sys.exit() + return json.loads(response) + +continue_id = None +while True: + q = query(continue_id) + if '-1' in q['query']['pages']: + eels() + page = q['query']['pages'].values()[0] + if 'langlinks' not in page: + eels() + for link in q['query']['pages'].values()[0]['langlinks']: + if link['lang'] == to_lang: + print link['*'].encode('utf-8') + sys.exit() + if 'query-continue' in q: + continue_id = q['query-continue']['langlinks']['llcontinue'] + else: + eels()
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.3585 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +293) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now! +478) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +649) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +650) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +663) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.3603 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +126) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +147) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +711) <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. <Phantom_Hoover> Oops. +750) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.3800 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,51 @@ +2011-03-10.txt:21:12:34: -!- treederwright has joined #esoteric. +2011-03-10.txt:21:12:42: <treederwright> is this a esoteric room +2011-03-10.txt:21:13:22: <elliott> treederwright: http://esolangs.org/ has more on our mystical order. +2011-03-10.txt:21:13:56: <treederwright> im new here, but i am a member of esoteric orders +2011-03-10.txt:21:14:12: <treederwright> is anyone here rosicrucian? +2011-03-10.txt:21:14:21: <treederwright> or a member of the tradition of the temple +2011-03-10.txt:21:14:24: <elliott> treederwright: BAHAHAHA! Of course! +2011-03-10.txt:21:14:24: <Phantom_Hoover> treederwright, sure, I'll be one. +2011-03-10.txt:21:14:36: <pikhq> treederwright: Doubtful; this is esoteric in the sense of esoteric programming languages, not in the sense of esotericism. +2011-03-10.txt:21:15:37: <treederwright> im in the wrong area +2011-03-10.txt:21:15:42: <treederwright> this is for computer stuff +2011-03-10.txt:21:15:45: <elliott> treederwright: Incorrect. +2011-03-10.txt:21:15:53: <Phantom_Hoover> treederwright, computer esoterica! +2011-03-10.txt:21:16:03: <treederwright> lol +2011-03-10.txt:21:16:05: <oerjan> treederwright: sadly we've never found a better irc channel to point people like you to +2011-03-10.txt:21:16:29: <treederwright> i am just amazed at your funniness +2011-03-10.txt:21:16:42: <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-10.txt:21:16:47: <elliott> `addquote <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-10.txt:21:17:08: <Phantom_Hoover> treederwright, what're the dimensions of the matrix of solidity? +2011-03-10.txt:21:17:51: <oklopol> treederwright: the determinant of my matrix is 0 :< +2011-03-10.txt:21:18:10: -!- treederwright has parted #esoteric (?). +2011-03-10.txt:22:19:03: <elliott> `addquote <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-10.txt:22:22:28: <elliott> `addquote <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-10.txt:22:22:29: <HackEgo> 330) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-10.txt:22:22:41: <elliott> Twiddle: really i want to quote the entire treederwright exchange, but :) +2011-04-08.txt:22:25:05: <HackEgo> 330) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-04-08.txt:22:26:10: <elliott> 13:17:08 <Phantom_Hoover> treederwright, what're the dimensions of the matrix of solidity? +2011-05-15.txt:19:32:48: <HackEgo> ​329) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-05-16.txt:16:57:38: <HackEgo> ​329) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-05-18.txt:20:14:57: <HackEgo> ​329) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-10-19.txt:19:14:01: <HackEgo> 316) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-11-03.txt:18:46:53: <HackEgo> 303) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-11-10.txt:11:01:34: <HackEgo> 303) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-11-10.txt:22:50:07: <HackEgo> 301) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-12-11.txt:22:58:11: <HackEgo> 299) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-12-11.txt:23:22:40: <elliott> 2011-03-10.txt:22:22:29: <HackEgo> 330) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-12-24.txt:01:18:49: <HackEgo> 299) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2012-01-04.txt:20:09:16: <HackEgo> 299) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2012-01-04.txt:20:09:38: <elliott> we, on IRC, were closed-minded; treederwright enlightened us as to the matrix of solidity we are locked within +2012-02-12.txt:23:46:04: <HackEgo> 80) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. \ 259) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. \ 296) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity \ 708) <Phantom__Hoover> +2012-02-16.txt:19:48:47: <HackEgo> 296) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2012-02-16.txt:19:50:34: <HackEgo> 296) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2012-02-21.txt:19:46:48: <HackEgo> 296) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2012-02-21.txt:20:04:38: <olsner> who is/was treederwright? +2012-02-21.txt:20:05:12: <PiRSquared17> `quote treederwright +2012-02-21.txt:20:05:15: <HackEgo> 296) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2012-02-21.txt:20:11:28: <Gregor> `pastelogs treederwright +2012-02-21.txt:20:12:18: <Gregor> http://codu.org/logs/log/_esoteric/2011-03-10#211642treederwright <-- +2012-02-26.txt:01:30:00: <itidus21> It really helps a lot when someone just blurts out an incomprehensible soundbyte like <treederwright> enjoy your matrix of solidarity +2012-02-26.txt:01:36:21: <HackEgo> 296) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2012-02-26.txt:01:38:46: <itidus21> `pastelogs [<]treederwright>
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.3935 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/sh +echo "I think you mean \"@tell $@\" instead?"
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.4140 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +2006-05-29.txt:02:04:59: <Arrogant> See, even EgoBot is confused. +2008-08-08.txt:22:14:38: <tusho> see, even optbot is upset about it +2008-09-25.txt:22:11:15: <ais523> ah, I see, even if x goes out of scope a and b might still need it +2008-10-22.txt:20:59:13: <fizzie> See, even the bot admits it. +2009-12-17.txt:23:40:12: <fizzie> There seem to be a metric gazillion of other various cheapo-tripods from a manufacturer called "Velbon". Those at least look a tiny bit less silly. (For example the counterpart to the Slik U2000, the Velbon DF-40/F -- see, even the name is more impressive by far -- costs 4 euros more, but the height range is 0.51-1.45 m. And it's black, not shiny-aluminum. See, these are the *important* points here; name and colour.) +2010-12-19.txt:06:02:01: <elliott> Oh and it looks like its UI does its own widgets, ew. (See, even flimsier.) +2011-09-12.txt:18:22:14: <elliott> fizzie: See, even Vorpal is 0kay with it. +2012-01-14.txt:21:40:55: <Ngevd> See, even lambdabot agrees with me +2012-04-28.txt:09:06:44: <monqy> shubshub: see, even itidus20 believes in you! +2012-04-29.txt:05:00:29: <monqy> elliott: see, even itidus20 thinks you're good at it :D +2012-04-29.txt:05:02:33: <monqy> I don't want a world wherein everyone greets with "see, even itidus20" +2012-04-29.txt:05:03:11: <monqy> `pastelog see, even
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.4323 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +00100000-00102000 r-xp 00000000 00:00 0 +00400000-0040c000 r-xp 00000000 00:09 842385 /bin/cat +0060c000-0060d000 rw-p 0000c000 00:09 842385 /bin/cat +0060d000-0062e000 rwxp 00000000 00:00 0 [heap] +40000000-4001e000 r-xp 00000000 00:0f 835040 /lib64/ld-2.11.2.so +4001e000-40022000 rw-p 00000000 00:00 0 +4021d000-4021e000 r--p 0001d000 00:0f 835040 /lib64/ld-2.11.2.so +4021e000-4021f000 rw-p 0001e000 00:0f 835040 /lib64/ld-2.11.2.so +4021f000-40220000 rwxp 00000000 00:00 0 +40220000-40378000 r-xp 00000000 00:0d 833962 /lib/libc-2.11.2.so +40378000-40577000 ---p 00158000 00:0d 833962 /lib/libc-2.11.2.so +40577000-4057b000 r--p 00157000 00:0d 833962 /lib/libc-2.11.2.so +4057b000-4057c000 rw-p 0015b000 00:0d 833962 /lib/libc-2.11.2.so +4057c000-40581000 rw-p 00000000 00:00 0 +7fbfa70000-7fbfa91000 rw-p 00000000 00:00 0 [stack]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.4416 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +2008-04-03.txt:17:31:28: <ais523> CakeProphet: or control the weather +2011-12-23.txt:00:10:10: <itidus21> and he can control the weather +2011-12-23.txt:00:11:16: <ais523> itidus21: well, the Chinese government can control the weather +2011-12-28.txt:07:41:22: <itidus21> like it's important for north koreans to know that their leader can control the weather (which i am reminded NKs ally china can infact do) +2011-12-28.txt:09:03:49: <coppro> itidus21: china can control the weather? +2011-12-28.txt:09:04:03: <itidus21> `log control the weather +2011-12-28.txt:09:04:20: <coppro> 02:41:20 < itidus21> like it's important for north koreans to know that their leader can control the weather (which i am reminded NKs ally china can infact do) +2011-12-28.txt:09:04:40: <HackEgo> 2011-12-23.txt:00:11:16: <ais523> itidus21: well, the Chinese government can control the weather +2011-12-28.txt:09:06:19: <itidus21> `log control the weather +2011-12-28.txt:09:06:26: <HackEgo> 2011-12-28.txt:09:03:49: <coppro> itidus21: china can control the weather? +2011-12-28.txt:09:06:35: <itidus21> `pastelogs control the weather
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.4459 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2009-10-22.txt:03:10:46: -!- Oranjer has joined #esoteric. +2009-10-22.txt:03:10:59: <Oranjer> hello! +2009-10-22.txt:03:11:11: <Oranjer> What is going on here? +2009-10-22.txt:03:12:14: <Oranjer> awwww _0x44!! +2009-10-22.txt:03:12:20: <Oranjer> anyone here? +2009-10-22.txt:03:12:49: <Oranjer> anyone sentient and autonomous enough to comprehend the meanings behind these words? +2009-10-22.txt:03:13:56: <Oranjer> uh +2009-10-22.txt:03:14:21: <Oranjer> fungot, what you just said does not nearly begin to prove your sentience +2009-10-22.txt:03:14:22: <fungot> Oranjer: i figure that this *is* an unstable version of chicken? +2009-10-22.txt:03:14:33: <Oranjer> ummm +2009-10-22.txt:03:14:33: <coppro> Oranjer: meet Markov +2009-10-22.txt:03:14:38: <Oranjer> hello, Markov +2009-10-22.txt:03:14:46: <Oranjer> as in, a Markov chain? +2009-10-22.txt:03:14:53: <Oranjer> :O +2009-10-22.txt:03:14:58: <Oranjer> is fungot a bot? +2009-10-22.txt:03:14:59: <fungot> Oranjer: it is a good way too much +2009-10-22.txt:03:15:04: <Oranjer> yeah, it is +2009-10-22.txt:03:15:57: <Oranjer> fungot doesn't seem very coherent +2009-10-22.txt:03:15:59: <fungot> Oranjer: but was walk-lisp properly tail-recursive? ( else i will tell em... :-p something... +2009-10-22.txt:03:16:23: <Oranjer> fungot, parantheses require a closing ) to be grammatically correct where I come from +2009-10-22.txt:03:16:24: <fungot> Oranjer: which is quite irrelevant if the rest are possible optimizations to be done +2009-10-22.txt:03:16:31: <Oranjer> my gods, he's right +2009-10-22.txt:03:18:11: <Oranjer> fungot, listen to me +2009-10-22.txt:03:18:12: <fungot> Oranjer: that was mean, stop doing homework problems.' +2009-10-22.txt:03:18:24: <Oranjer> dammit, fungot can also predict the future +2009-10-22.txt:03:18:25: <fungot> Oranjer: unicode defines " case folding" which is fine but how could i have to be a +2009-10-22.txt:03:18:32: <Oranjer> a what, fungot? +2009-10-22.txt:03:18:40: <Oranjer> :O +2009-10-22.txt:03:18:44: <Oranjer> fungot +2009-10-22.txt:03:18:51: <Oranjer> FUNGOT +2009-10-22.txt:03:18:58: <Oranjer> now I just feel ridiculous +2009-10-22.txt:03:19:03: <ehird> Oranjer: It ignores you after a time so that WE DON'T GET PEOPLE SPAMMING THE CRAP OUT OF THE BOTS! +2009-10-22.txt:03:19:15: <Oranjer> sorry, ehird +2009-10-22.txt:03:19:39: <Oranjer> I am a lonely man in a lonely world in a lonely channel in a lonely state of mind +2009-10-22.txt:03:19:43: <ehird> Oranjer: fungot is written in befunge +2009-10-22.txt:03:20:16: <Oranjer> yep? ha! +2009-10-22.txt:03:20:26: <Oranjer> what languages do you mean, though? +2009-10-22.txt:03:20:39: <Oranjer> ooh! haha +2009-10-22.txt:03:20:41: <Oranjer> nope! +2009-10-22.txt:03:21:01: <Oranjer> ummm +2009-10-22.txt:03:21:54: <ehird> Oranjer: You seem quite confused. +2009-10-22.txt:03:21:55: <Oranjer> actually, coppro recommended this channel because I wanted to talk about my attempts at creating a universal language akin to that conceptualized by Leibniz +2009-10-22.txt:03:22:23: <Oranjer> HEYlo +2009-10-22.txt:03:22:51: <Oranjer> :O +2009-10-22.txt:03:23:05: <Oranjer> everyone either fights it or does it +2009-10-22.txt:03:23:31: <Oranjer> how can one use oklo- as an affix? +2009-10-22.txt:03:23:46: <Oranjer> also, I have actually heard of esoteric languages before +2009-10-22.txt:03:23:51: <Oranjer> brainfuck and all that +2009-10-22.txt:03:24:16: <Oranjer> okay +2009-10-22.txt:03:24:30: <Oranjer> I have heard that said before, coppro +2009-10-22.txt:03:25:15: <Oranjer> is it addictive? +2009-10-22.txt:03:25:27: <Oranjer> is it mind altering? +2009-10-22.txt:03:26:01: <Oranjer> Hilbert-space? is that a meta, a mesa, an alter, or an inter space? +2009-10-22.txt:03:26:36: <Oranjer> oh, okay +2009-10-22.txt:03:26:54: <Oranjer> I just use ideosphere or memosphere or psychosphere myself +2009-10-22.txt:03:27:31: <Oranjer> yay +2009-10-22.txt:03:28:09: <Oranjer> damn self-supporting existences +2009-10-22.txt:03:28:31: <Oranjer> what's Feather? +2009-10-22.txt:03:28:36: <Oranjer> hello, Pthing +2009-10-22.txt:03:28:36: <ehird> Oranjer: NO NO NO +2009-10-22.txt:03:28:43: <Oranjer> ahhhhhhhhh +2009-10-22.txt:03:28:45: <Oranjer> sorry +2009-10-22.txt:03:28:49: <Oranjer> SHIT +2009-10-22.txt:03:28:50: <Oranjer> SHIT +2009-10-22.txt:03:28:52: <Oranjer> SHIT +2009-10-22.txt:03:29:15: <Oranjer> sanity? I know not what you speaketh ofeth +2009-10-22.txt:03:30:14: <ehird> Oranjer: To grossly misrepresent it to a degree that borders on being a lie, and insult ais523 by painting it as more simple than it is, +2009-10-22.txt:03:30:57: <Oranjer> what? +2009-10-22.txt:03:31:00: <ehird> Oranjer: It basically involves programs modifying the Feather interpreter (itself written in Feather). This interpreter is then used to retroactively run all of the program from the start, so that the change "always was", in a sense. Except it also changes the interpreter used to interpret the interpreter that interpreted the program, and so on to infinite depth. +2009-10-22.txt:03:31:21: <ehird> Oranjer: You change the interpreter, which causes an infinite chain of retroactive reinterpretations of the interpreter, and then finally of the program. +2009-10-22.txt:03:31:50: <Oranjer> but it cannot actually go through time, correct? +2009-10-22.txt:03:32:23: <ehird> Oranjer: Surprisingly no! +2009-10-22.txt:03:32:45: <Oranjer> bah, doubtful--even Hofstadter could not escape time +2009-10-22.txt:03:33:27: <Oranjer> amnesia is not time travel +2009-10-22.txt:03:33:37: <Oranjer> also, Halting Problem! +2009-10-22.txt:03:34:10: <Oranjer> haha +2009-10-22.txt:03:34:12: <Oranjer> okay +2009-10-22.txt:03:35:26: <Oranjer> okay +2009-10-22.txt:03:35:31: <Oranjer> what isn;t? +2009-10-22.txt:03:35:35: <Oranjer> *' +2009-10-22.txt:03:35:50: <ehird> Oranjer: Super-turing languages, such as those that can solve the halting problem. +2009-10-22.txt:03:36:10: <Oranjer> :O +2009-10-22.txt:03:36:19: <Oranjer> I doubt their existence +2009-10-22.txt:03:36:37: <Oranjer> heh +2009-10-22.txt:03:36:39: <ehird> Oranjer: Super-turing languages definitely exist. +2009-10-22.txt:03:36:57: <Oranjer> I still doubt their existence, regardless of your anecdotal support +2009-10-22.txt:03:37:07: <Oranjer> can they be modeled in this universe? +2009-10-22.txt:03:37:11: <ehird> Oranjer: They certainly exist, they're just not implementable. +2009-10-22.txt:03:37:31: <Oranjer> can they be modeled in this universe? +2009-10-22.txt:03:37:41: <coppro> Oranjer: as ehird says, almost certainly no +2009-10-22.txt:03:37:42: <ehird> Oranjer: No. +2009-10-22.txt:03:37:49: <Oranjer> okay +2009-10-22.txt:03:37:59: <Oranjer> ...that's what I meant, ehird... +2009-10-22.txt:03:38:13: <ehird> Oranjer: So how can you doubt their existence? +2009-10-22.txt:03:38:36: <Oranjer> I cannot, if they can be modeled, then they exist +2009-10-22.txt:03:39:28: <Oranjer> I'm a modal realist, by the way +2009-10-22.txt:03:39:38: <Oranjer> it has no bearing, just thought i should let y'all know +2009-10-22.txt:03:40:15: <Oranjer> anyways +2009-10-22.txt:03:40:21: <Oranjer> what did this all start with again? +2009-10-22.txt:03:41:19: <Oranjer> okay +2009-10-22.txt:03:41:40: <Oranjer> Besardles, I intend to create a functionally universal language +2009-10-22.txt:03:41:45: <Oranjer> Can y'all help? +2009-10-22.txt:03:42:03: <Oranjer> ouch +2009-10-22.txt:03:42:09: <Oranjer> that hurt's more than you think +2009-10-22.txt:03:42:14: <coppro> Oranjer: no one helps in here. +2009-10-22.txt:03:42:17: <Oranjer> :( +2009-10-22.txt:03:42:22: <ehird> Oranjer: Your abuse of the apostrophe hurts even more! +2009-10-22.txt:03:42:41: <Oranjer> that's preposterous's +2009-10-22.txt:03:42:54: <Oranjer> 'tis okay +2009-10-22.txt:03:43:19: <Oranjer> okay +2009-10-22.txt:03:43:29: <Oranjer> E-prime! +2009-10-22.txt:03:43:58: <Oranjer> no! E-Prime! +2009-10-22.txt:03:44:24: <Oranjer> haha +2009-10-22.txt:03:44:41: <Oranjer> dammit, now I have to find an Optimus quote and write it in E-Prime +2009-10-22.txt:03:45:23: <Oranjer> Synergetics, as per Buckminster Fuller? +2009-10-22.txt:03:47:14: <Oranjer> ehird? have I destroyed you? +2009-10-22.txt:03:47:44: <Oranjer> yeah +2009-10-22.txt:03:47:55: <Oranjer> I am saddened that I could never meet him or Borges +2009-10-22.txt:03:48:14: <Oranjer> how does that bot know about buckminster? +2009-10-22.txt:03:48:47: <Oranjer> I..thought...but all that jumbled nonsense after I asked "What's Feather?" +2009-10-22.txt:03:49:03: <Oranjer> yeah, but what he says is useful +2009-10-22.txt:03:49:25: <Oranjer> also, I guess you're right--the best book on Synergetics was actually a book-wide review on Fuller's book +2009-10-22.txt:03:49:44: <Oranjer> why not? +2009-10-22.txt:03:49:59: <Oranjer> 'tis my favorite quote from a movie I never saw +2009-10-22.txt:03:50:07: <Oranjer> "The Idea is valid regardless of the Origin" +2009-10-22.txt:03:50:22: <Oranjer> (I am also an Epistemological Anarchist) +2009-10-22.txt:03:50:54: <Oranjer> Synergetics +2009-10-22.txt:03:51:17: <Oranjer> building a mile-diameter floating geodesic dome by heating the inside up by one degree +2009-10-22.txt:03:52:14: <Oranjer> ummm...the avoidance of the irrationality that nature itself does not use? the fact that 2^2 is not necessarily "X squared", but also "X triangled"? +2009-10-22.txt:03:52:38: <Oranjer> I have some awesomes quotes from the man +2009-10-22.txt:03:53:01: <Pthing> <Oranjer> ummm...the avoidance of the irrationality that nature itself does not use? the fact that 2^2 is not necessarily "X squared", but also "X triangled"? +2009-10-22.txt:03:53:07: <Oranjer> :O +2009-10-22.txt:03:53:16: <Oranjer> ehird, no! at least back up your insults! +2009-10-22.txt:03:53:39: <Oranjer> no...? +2009-10-22.txt:03:53:52: <Oranjer> now now, ehird, that's not it at all +2009-10-22.txt:03:55:02: <Oranjer> I merely suggest that there is no concrete boundary between "science" and "pseudoscience", and that therefore a theory's "rightness" can only be determined by its validity to reality, and that that can only be determined by its usefulness +2009-10-22.txt:03:57:17: <Oranjer> now, now, Pthing, we can select at random and then textualize any fragment of any work of science, and reach the same "this guy's a kook 'cause he uses jargon I don't know" +2009-10-22.txt:03:57:48: <Oranjer> http://www.angelfire.com/mt/marksomers/40.html +2009-10-22.txt:03:57:52: <Pthing> Oranjer, now now stop saying "now now" like a patronising faggot +2009-10-22.txt:03:57:55: <Oranjer> that's a link to that book +2009-10-22.txt:03:58:17: <Oranjer> now now, Pthing, you know namecalling is on the bottom of the disagreement hierarchy +2009-10-22.txt:03:58:18: <ehird> Unless he's actually saying that Oranjer is acting homoesxual. +2009-10-22.txt:03:58:22: <Oranjer> :O +2009-10-22.txt:03:58:35: <Oranjer> have you seen it? +2009-10-22.txt:03:58:38: <ehird> Oranjer: please, say that wasn't a paul graham reference +2009-10-22.txt:03:58:42: <Oranjer> uhhhh +2009-10-22.txt:03:58:47: <Oranjer> oops? is that taboo? sorry +2009-10-22.txt:03:59:14: <Oranjer> *fecespalm* just sounds awful +2009-10-22.txt:03:59:53: <Oranjer> only if you fail to provide a framework of definitions +2009-10-22.txt:04:00:13: <Oranjer> oh? you can tell the difference between the two, Pthing, without knowing what the words mean? +2009-10-22.txt:04:00:22: <Oranjer> oh, sorry, ehird +2009-10-22.txt:04:00:43: <Oranjer> oh, no, I can't Pthing, I just like to be confrontational +2009-10-22.txt:04:01:28: <ehird> Oranjer: by the way, oerjan may sue you for name infringement. +2009-10-22.txt:04:01:32: <Oranjer> :O +2009-10-22.txt:04:01:48: <Oranjer> I have heard of that individual, as I have also heard of you, ehird +2009-10-22.txt:04:02:23: <Oranjer> also, you caught me, Pthing--I do not understand anything Buckminster says--I've never read a single thing he's ever written +2009-10-22.txt:04:02:37: <Oranjer> heh +2009-10-22.txt:04:03:12: <Oranjer> hehehahaha +2009-10-22.txt:04:03:26: <Oranjer> I have no idea what we're doing, anyway +2009-10-22.txt:04:03:54: <Oranjer> I would ask how this all started, but I learned my lesson before +2009-10-22.txt:04:04:09: <Oranjer> oh? then I shall look at it again +2009-10-22.txt:04:04:56: <Oranjer> yeah no, I ain't getting anything outa it--I don't know what half the words mean +2009-10-22.txt:04:05:17: <Oranjer> I wonder if Buckminster built up from earlier definitions of those words? +2009-10-22.txt:04:05:33: <Oranjer> heh +2009-10-22.txt:04:05:56: <Oranjer> and throw in feminism, of course +2009-10-22.txt:04:06:23: <Oranjer> I mean, shrill feminism, where history is masculine and whatnot +2009-10-22.txt:04:06:49: <Oranjer> Sokal affair mk. II? +2009-10-22.txt:04:07:04: <ehird> Oranjer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_affair +2009-10-22.txt:04:07:08: <Oranjer> ooh! +2009-10-22.txt:04:07:15: <Oranjer> I remember that without even clicking on it +2009-10-22.txt:04:07:22: <ehird> Oranjer: haha +2009-10-22.txt:04:08:17: <Oranjer> I would argue that nothing is entirely nonsense, if it has functionality +2009-10-22.txt:04:08:59: <Oranjer> haha, ehird, perhaps his consistency is beyond you? +2009-10-22.txt:04:09:20: <Oranjer> also, ehird, switching positions is a good thing, I've heard +2009-10-22.txt:04:09:48: <Oranjer> it means one is more focused with reaching the truth, as opposed to merely wanting to convince others of your own rightness +2009-10-22.txt:04:10:00: <Oranjer> monkeys n' typewriters, eh? +2009-10-22.txt:04:10:41: <Oranjer> ah, ehird, but all things exist as examples to learn from--even bullshit +2009-10-22.txt:04:10:55: <Oranjer> hehe +2009-10-22.txt:04:11:00: <Oranjer> 'pataphysics!!! +2009-10-22.txt:04:11:40: <Oranjer> hehe +2009-10-22.txt:04:12:20: <Oranjer> hey, peoples, let the other person talk! oy vey! +2009-10-22.txt:04:12:26: <Oranjer> y'all are talking over each other +2009-10-22.txt:04:12:35: <Oranjer> that's hardly good debate from +2009-10-22.txt:04:12:47: <ehird> Oranjer: with IRC, you can't make someone else's message unreadable; isn't it great +2009-10-22.txt:04:12:55: <Oranjer> ummm +2009-10-22.txt:04:12:58: <Oranjer> okay, ehird? +2009-10-22.txt:04:13:14: <Oranjer> quite simply +2009-10-22.txt:04:13:23: <Oranjer> out of context is not in the meaning +2009-10-22.txt:04:14:20: <Oranjer> as in, to avoid language games and talk past each other as much as possible, we should let the other person complete their thought +2009-10-22.txt:04:14:22: <Oranjer> (just a thought) +2009-10-22.txt:04:14:30: <Oranjer> I know how to! +2009-10-22.txt:04:14:34: <Oranjer> bisociation, bitches! +2009-10-22.txt:04:14:37: <Oranjer> (awwwwwww) +2009-10-22.txt:04:16:13: <Oranjer> and of science in general, I would argue +2009-10-22.txt:04:16:59: <Oranjer> but where would the functionality in subscribing "roundness" to both squares and circles? +2009-10-22.txt:04:17:26: <Oranjer> also, the Euclidian approach favors circles to squares? I have seen no such thing--citations, please? +2009-10-22.txt:04:17:39: <Oranjer> its use! can I use this? +2009-10-22.txt:04:18:02: <ehird> Oranjer: Clearly, uniformness is desirable: there is no discrimination between the different parts of a shape. +2009-10-22.txt:04:18:19: <Oranjer> for whatever the Observer wishes to use it for, Pthing +2009-10-22.txt:04:18:40: <Oranjer> meh +2009-10-22.txt:04:18:53: <Oranjer> very, well, Pthing, I shall think about this +2009-10-22.txt:04:19:24: <Oranjer> as I have actually gone for some time assuming the definition of "functionality" as something hardly worth referring to +2009-10-22.txt:04:19:47: <Oranjer> also, "It won't lead anywhere" is hardly evidence supporting its own claim +2009-10-22.txt:04:20:08: <Oranjer> and yes, Pthing, it's not worth talking about because it has no use +2009-10-22.txt:04:21:08: <Oranjer> Basically, I would argue that the only way to "prove" communication is if a goal is accomplished whose accomplishment's chances of occurring would have been greatly increased if the second party understood the communication +2009-10-22.txt:04:21:48: <Oranjer> and therefore, I would say a theory has functionality if the Observer can use it to accomplish a goal +2009-10-22.txt:04:22:30: <Oranjer> haha, what? +2009-10-22.txt:04:22:32: <Oranjer> http://nobodyscores.loosenutstudio.com/index.php?id=534 +2009-10-22.txt:04:22:35: <Oranjer> this reminds me of that +2009-10-22.txt:04:23:08: <Oranjer> I thought you said "Chastity is no way of life! God can't spell!" +2009-10-22.txt:04:23:54: <Oranjer> bah, I long ago learned to avoid any assumption of knowing an "absolute truth" +2009-10-22.txt:04:24:10: <Oranjer> I instead use "valid according to what I have observed of this universe" +2009-10-22.txt:04:24:35: <Oranjer> yes, I do turn all so-called objectivist, absolute statements into subjective relativism +2009-10-22.txt:04:24:36: <Oranjer> yay! +2009-10-22.txt:04:24:51: <Oranjer> HAHA +2009-10-22.txt:04:24:56: <Oranjer> THE FUTURE IS AWESOME +2009-10-22.txt:04:26:20: <Oranjer> WHO AUTHORIZED THAT CHANGE +2009-10-22.txt:04:26:49: <Oranjer> also, Jesus Fuckin' Houdini did this get outa hand +2009-10-22.txt:04:27:37: <Oranjer> I just want to create a functionally universal language that explicitly refers to its own abstraction and that which it does not cover! +2009-10-22.txt:04:28:11: <Oranjer> sorry +2009-10-22.txt:04:28:40: <Oranjer> also, I have determined that all such "mental" planes only exist in the meta-, and as such cannot carry on into this space +2009-10-22.txt:04:29:14: <Oranjer> :O +2009-10-22.txt:04:29:15: <Oranjer> hardly +2009-10-22.txt:04:29:48: <Oranjer> do you mean semantically empty because you do not know what I mean by the words I say, or because you know for a fact that what I say has no meaning? +2009-10-22.txt:04:30:08: <Oranjer> there exists a distinct difference between the two +2009-10-22.txt:04:30:09: <Oranjer> awwww +2009-10-22.txt:04:30:13: <Oranjer> sorry, Pthing +2009-10-22.txt:04:30:17: <Oranjer> :( +2009-10-22.txt:04:30:22: <Oranjer> :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( +2009-10-22.txt:04:30:31: <ehird> Oranjer: because I'm fairly sure any digression into what meaning you consider it to have will involve the words "subjectivity", "reality" and "epistemology" +2009-10-22.txt:04:30:46: <Oranjer> I will try to avoid those words +2009-10-22.txt:04:30:52: <Oranjer> haha +2009-10-22.txt:04:31:08: <Oranjer> I love it when a movie ends in an existential crisis +2009-10-22.txt:04:31:49: <Oranjer> I have yet to see a single one that does, I am afraid +2009-10-22.txt:04:32:38: <Oranjer> very well, I shall amend my original statement as per your observation +2009-10-22.txt:04:33:20: <Oranjer> /I feel like I would enjoy/ a movie that ends in an existential crisis, if indeed such a movie exists +2009-10-22.txt:04:34:11: <Oranjer> you see, ehird? From what I have seen, E-prime makes explicit those things that normally divide most sides of a disagreement +2009-10-22.txt:04:34:51: <Oranjer> yes, it is largely dealing with semantics +2009-10-22.txt:04:34:53: <Oranjer> BUT +2009-10-22.txt:04:34:59: <Oranjer> yes, madbrain +2009-10-22.txt:04:35:02: <Oranjer> BUT +2009-10-22.txt:04:35:10: <Oranjer> I have used it for years in all my official documents +2009-10-22.txt:04:35:24: <Oranjer> and I gotta tell ya, it makes you seem hell of smarter +2009-10-22.txt:04:35:50: <Oranjer> also, it has helped me cut through the curvy-turvies of most modern ethical dilemmas +2009-10-22.txt:04:36:04: <Oranjer> I know! +2009-10-22.txt:04:36:12: <Oranjer> I try to go beyond just removing "to be" +2009-10-22.txt:04:37:03: <Oranjer> I also: try to avoid negations, try to avoid stative verbs, try to date and place my sentences, and try to make explicit the source(s) of the evidence my claims +2009-10-22.txt:04:37:20: <Oranjer> oh, bloody hell +2009-10-22.txt:04:37:27: <Oranjer> do you have any evidence to support that, Pthing? +2009-10-22.txt:04:37:31: <Oranjer> heh +2009-10-22.txt:04:37:47: <Oranjer> You disagree with sounding rehearsed why...? +2009-10-22.txt:04:37:48: <ehird> Oranjer: remember? all truths are valid independently of their reasoning method +2009-10-22.txt:04:37:57: <Oranjer> yes, quite +2009-10-22.txt:04:38:02: <Oranjer> haha +2009-10-22.txt:04:38:51: <Oranjer> hardly, ehird--I say an idea's validity is independent of its source +2009-10-22.txt:04:38:54: <Oranjer> haha +2009-10-22.txt:04:39:06: <Oranjer> *sigh* +2009-10-22.txt:04:39:31: <Pthing> <Oranjer> do you have any evidence to support that, Pthing? +2009-10-22.txt:04:39:45: <Oranjer> WHAT +2009-10-22.txt:04:39:47: <Oranjer> JESUS FUCK +2009-10-22.txt:04:39:54: <Oranjer> I have no "catchphrase" +2009-10-22.txt:04:39:57: <Oranjer> yes, ehird +2009-10-22.txt:04:40:23: <Oranjer> I despise the overblowing of misunderstandings and an air of the assumption of veracity +2009-10-22.txt:04:40:31: <Oranjer> I agree, ehird +2009-10-22.txt:04:40:46: <Oranjer> I merely stated an opinion of my own +2009-10-22.txt:04:40:57: <Oranjer> you see, Pthing, that was hardly a catchphrase +2009-10-22.txt:04:41:04: <Oranjer> I can +2009-10-22.txt:04:41:13: <Oranjer> I shall think about it, and come back +2009-10-22.txt:04:41:38: <Pthing> <Oranjer> I shall think about it, and come back +2009-10-22.txt:04:41:42: <Oranjer> oh +2009-10-22.txt:04:41:43: <Oranjer> huh +2009-10-22.txt:04:41:49: <Oranjer> well, it was hardly intentional +2009-10-22.txt:04:41:57: <Oranjer> yes, madBRAIN +2009-10-22.txt:04:41:59: <Oranjer> heh +2009-10-22.txt:04:42:04: <ehird> madbrain: no, Oranjer is making bullshit and we're anti-bullshitting it :P +2009-10-22.txt:04:42:26: <Oranjer> aye, ehird +2009-10-22.txt:04:42:49: <Oranjer> okay, Pthing, could you repeat what you said I should say in fewer words? +2009-10-22.txt:04:43:20: <Oranjer> dammit +2009-10-22.txt:04:43:23: <Oranjer> I forgot it +2009-10-22.txt:04:43:48: <Oranjer> dammit +2009-10-22.txt:04:44:13: <ehird> is it just me, or are we totally deconstructing Oranjer's reality piece by piece +2009-10-22.txt:04:44:15: <Oranjer> Pthing, now you're just arguing semantics, and that's a dick move, and I fear it is made outa spite +2009-10-22.txt:04:44:33: <Oranjer> actually, I suspected as muc, ehird +2009-10-22.txt:04:45:02: <Oranjer> *sigh* Pthing, I believe you're operating under the misconception that I am using e-prime, now, in irc chat +2009-10-22.txt:04:45:05: <Oranjer> but I am not +2009-10-22.txt:04:45:41: <ehird> Oranjer: maybe instead of using e-prime you should disambiguate things like "you're arguing semantics" +2009-10-22.txt:04:45:42: <Oranjer> a simple style choice, madbrain +2009-10-22.txt:04:45:58: <Oranjer> no, Pthing +2009-10-22.txt:04:46:36: <Oranjer> I have forgotten what statement of mine you referenced when you suggested that I rephrase said statement using fewer words +2009-10-22.txt:04:46:44: <ehird> damn Oranjer +2009-10-22.txt:04:46:50: <Oranjer> sorry? +2009-10-22.txt:04:46:58: <Oranjer> sure, ehird, why the fuck not +2009-10-22.txt:04:47:14: <Oranjer> ooh, okay +2009-10-22.txt:04:47:20: <Oranjer> yes, ehird, I prefer your version +2009-10-22.txt:04:48:00: <Oranjer> yes, madbrain, it mainly uses it as a copula +2009-10-22.txt:04:48:08: <Oranjer> *oy vey* +2009-10-22.txt:04:49:14: <Oranjer> holy shit, ehird, I just reread the sentence you're criticizing, and it really is pretty bad +2009-10-22.txt:04:49:26: <Oranjer> no, Pthing +2009-10-22.txt:04:49:34: <Oranjer> no, Pthing +2009-10-22.txt:04:50:01: <Oranjer> heh +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.4501 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,49 @@ +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +17) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. +19) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +22) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +64) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +114) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +130) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +136) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +174) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +220) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +227) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +228) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +244) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +262) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +272) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +307) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +351) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME +370) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +392) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +420) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +431) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +432) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +437) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +438) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +442) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +443) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +501) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +503) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +504) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +513) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +530) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +531) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +586) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +588) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +630) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr +648) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +664) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +697) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +719) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +720) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +725) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +731) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +743) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +744) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +771) <oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +778) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. +784) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away.
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.4902 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +2012-02-26.txt:02:06:26: <Friendship> "Surprisingly often covered in tree sap." +2012-02-26.txt:02:11:18: <Friendship> Or "Surprisingly often covered in tree sap" +2012-02-26.txt:02:19:01: <itidus21> "Wikipedia is surprisingly often covered in tree sap." +2012-02-26.txt:02:23:32: <Friendship> oerjan: Because you're surprisingly often covered in tree sap? +2012-02-26.txt:02:24:22: <oerjan> `pastelogs surprisingly often covered
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.5005 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2003-07-01.txt:11:16:20: <Taaus> This programming contest is being conducted by ICFP, which implies a desire to promote functional languages. However, rather than debate the definition of a "functional programming language," we will allow submitted programs to be written in any language whatsoever. Mixing languages is entirely acceptable; perhaps you will write in O'Caml and Haskell, with a Tcl script to do the gluing. +2003-07-28.txt:02:15:18: <andreou> For my personal history, over the years I've competed in and taught nightclub type dancing, surfed professionally and owned a surfboard company, competed in and coached both wrestling and tennis, become a real rocket scientist and a computer nerd, gotten five college degrees, acquired a teaching credential, hob-nobbed with many famous people, written several books (most are technical but one is on surfing and one is on Sombo - a form of martial arts), be +2005-06-06.txt:15:31:21: <pgimeno> it comes with a tcl/tk editor +2005-08-28.txt:21:41:49: <calamari> then I was totally outclassed by a javascript unix shell featured on /. :) +2006-03-26.txt:20:44:41: <ihope> http://dontclick.it/ +2006-05-26.txt:06:33:15: <rabidpoobear> i know how to define classes... i meant what is the stuff in parenthesis doing? I always do "class TestClass:" and that's it +2006-06-07.txt:21:22:23: <sedimin> exatcly +2006-07-24.txt:17:41:21: <pikhq> Is Tcl sufficiently esoteric? +2006-07-24.txt:17:45:08: * pikhq is a Tcl fan. . . +2006-07-24.txt:17:45:13: <pikhq> So, I'm compiling into Tcl. +2006-07-24.txt:18:27:19: <pikhq> Is it possible to do getchar in Tcl? +2006-07-25.txt:22:07:49: <pikhq> Or is it Lisp in Tcl-expressions? +2006-07-28.txt:16:58:07: <pikhq> I'm a Tcler when being serious. +2006-07-28.txt:17:01:30: * pikhq ain't happy until it's Tcl syntax or sexps. +2006-07-28.txt:17:02:42: <nooga> Tcl sux +2006-07-28.txt:17:03:06: <Razor-X> I've never played with Tcl. +2006-07-28.txt:17:04:22: <pikhq> nooga: {[Tcl] != $sucks} +2006-08-01.txt:16:53:01: * pikhq hugs Tcl +2006-08-02.txt:22:45:38: <pikhq> GregorR-W: It's only 99 calls. Tcl takes quite a bit more to overflow. +2006-08-02.txt:22:47:35: <pikhq> Hell, maybe Tcl does that. +2006-08-02.txt:22:51:15: <pikhq> No, Tcl doesn't. :/ +2006-08-02.txt:23:06:28: <pikhq> Mmm. Found a Tcl package which allows for, among other things, tail call optimisation. +2006-08-04.txt:17:21:58: <pikhq> You could make a comment *be* a string in Tcl. . . +2006-08-04.txt:20:42:06: <ivan`> Tcl/Tk is esoteric already, right? +2006-08-04.txt:20:53:24: <RodgerTheGreat> I guess that if PostScript is an esolang, then Tcl is as well. +2006-08-05.txt:17:17:51: * pikhq codes in Tcl, not C, anyways. ;) +2006-08-07.txt:14:33:48: <pikhq> I read Tcl in roughly the same way it's parsed by tclsh. +2006-08-10.txt:03:44:44: <pikhq> I'm a Tcler. +2006-08-10.txt:03:46:47: <pikhq> My coding in OSX has been in Tcl. +2006-08-10.txt:03:49:37: * pikhq counts things like "Python" and "Tcl" to be decent libraries :p +2006-08-10.txt:03:50:04: <pikhq> Hmm. You know, I should play around with the tclwm package. . . +2006-08-10.txt:03:54:56: <pikhq> http://www.tcl.tk/cgi-bin/tct/tip/47.html +2006-08-11.txt:02:44:48: <pikhq> Tcl's easy on the fingers. +2006-08-11.txt:03:27:38: <pikhq> And newlines are *effectively* moot in Tcl, as well (although whitespace is necessary). +2006-08-16.txt:00:31:34: <pikhq> I prefer Tcl's braces, because it makes it easy to see how it will be parsed. . . +2006-08-16.txt:00:48:53: <pikhq> There are no strings in Tcl. It's all a bunch of lists. +2006-08-21.txt:01:26:05: <pikhq> Razor-X: I'm jumping from Tcl, a high-level language which is much, much closer to Lisp than C, to C. . . +2006-08-21.txt:01:29:03: <pikhq> The whole point of this excercise is learning C; if I use Tcl or Lisp, then I don't do what I set out to do. +2006-08-22.txt:02:23:45: <pikhq> Like I said, I'm a Tcler. +2006-08-22.txt:03:30:04: <pikhq> CakeProphet: Tcl, my language of choice, tastes best with some C spicing blended in. . . +2006-08-22.txt:03:30:50: <pikhq> C, Tcl, and. . . Yeah. +2006-08-22.txt:03:45:07: <pikhq> puts [lappend "Tcl " "is " "better."] +2006-08-22.txt:03:46:01: <CakeProphet> for x in ["Lol", "tcl", "sucks"]: print x +2006-08-22.txt:22:56:34: <pikhq> Lists are easy to handle in Tcl; it's the only datatype. ;) +2006-08-22.txt:23:03:26: <pikhq> In Tcl, everything is a list. . +2006-08-22.txt:23:03:37: * pikhq is a Tcler; trust me +2006-08-22.txt:23:48:53: * pikhq ends up using Tcl for a lot of the stuff you can do in functional languages (Tcl is by no means a pure functional language; it's more of a bastardisation between an imperative language and a functional one). . . +2006-08-27.txt:20:24:06: <pikhq> Meh. I'll write the DBF compiler in Tcl, since I'm really good at it. . . +2006-08-27.txt:22:27:23: <pikhq> I'll probably write it as a C/Tcl hybrid. . . +2006-08-29.txt:03:23:23: <pikhq> (also an unpleasent thing about Tcl (although Tcl handles it better *AND* there's a package in Tcllib to do tail call optimisation, so you shouldn't run into it if you're sane)) +2006-08-29.txt:03:41:42: <RodgerTheGreat> hey, uh- question: could anyone recommend a TCL interpreter for OSX, preferably one with downloadable binaries? +2006-08-29.txt:03:41:50: <RodgerTheGreat> I think I want to learn TCL +2006-08-29.txt:03:41:58: <pikhq> First, it's Tcl. +2006-08-29.txt:03:42:13: <pikhq> Second, there's only one Tcl interpreter, and that is Tcl. +2006-08-29.txt:03:43:47: <Razor-X> Can you reccomend a Tcl compiler? +2006-08-29.txt:03:44:15: <pikhq> No Tcl compilers (except maybe the bytecode compiler that's part of the interpreter). +2006-08-29.txt:03:45:20: <RodgerTheGreat> well, can I get OSX binaries for Tcl anywhere? +2006-08-29.txt:03:46:06: <GreyKnight> http://tcltkaqua.sourceforge.net/ +2006-08-29.txt:03:46:50: <pikhq> http://tcltkaqua.sourceforge.net/ +2006-08-29.txt:19:31:25: <pikhq> The Tcl way is nice, since it conforms to everything else in the language (Yay, Polish notation!) +2006-08-29.txt:19:32:15: <pikhq> *sigh* Tcl would be evil if it used RPN. +2006-09-01.txt:22:49:34: <GreyKnight> 3: http://www.foxmovies.com/fightclub/ +2006-09-02.txt:01:05:54: <ihope> Tcl Tcl Tcl... +2006-09-02.txt:01:06:27: <pikhq> Tcl. +2006-09-02.txt:01:06:40: <ihope> Not Tcl either. +2006-09-02.txt:01:10:09: <ihope_> Haskell Python Curry Lisp Tcl 1L C, see? +2006-09-02.txt:01:10:43: <ihope_> s/Tcl/J++/? +2006-09-03.txt:22:16:48: <pikhq> It seems that it would be possible to implement this inside of a slave interpreter in Tcl. . . +2006-09-04.txt:21:39:11: <pikhq> ihope: That doesn't work quite so well in Tcl regexps. +2006-09-04.txt:23:05:12: * pikhq much abused Tcl to do so +2006-09-05.txt:01:17:56: <pikhq> I just set up a Tcl slave interpreter, remove it's builtin commands, and replace them with aliases that compile the macro language's commands. +2006-09-05.txt:01:18:03: <pikhq> Let Tcl parse for me. +2006-09-06.txt:03:57:53: <pikhq> I'm a Tcler. +2006-09-06.txt:03:58:02: <Razor-X> Does TCL have implicit casting? +2006-09-09.txt:02:28:49: <pikhq> A parser? Who needs to write that? Tcl does the job for me. :p +2006-09-10.txt:02:58:20: <pikhq> (yay, Tcl!) +2006-09-16.txt:03:07:48: <pikhq> Tcl, an admittedly high-level language, doesn't do anything like that. . . +2006-09-16.txt:03:09:26: <pikhq> Tcl has a procedure "if". One of it's arguments is a Tcl expression (evaluated by expr). This is pretty much just a superset of such C expressions as a ? b : c, a!=c, etc. . . +2006-09-16.txt:18:15:38: <pikhq> Tclsh is an implementation of Tcl. . . +2006-09-19.txt:03:38:49: <pikhq> It's Tcl's "simple" regexp syntax ATM. +2006-09-20.txt:00:19:23: <pikhq> Only if you count {} as a C program, a Tcl program, etc. +2006-09-21.txt:02:04:04: <pikhq> Tcl. +2006-09-21.txt:02:04:13: <pikhq> Mmm. Tcl. +2006-09-21.txt:02:04:52: * ihope tcls pikhq with a feather +2006-09-21.txt:03:33:21: <pikhq> I'm a Tcler. ;) +2006-09-23.txt:20:31:09: <pikhq> calamari: I prefer to just make a language which can be parsed by Tclsh for me. :p +2006-10-01.txt:21:24:06: <pikhq> I take it you're a Tcler? +2006-10-01.txt:21:26:31: <pikhq> If I didn't have _, then it would conflict with a Tcl command. +2006-10-03.txt:23:56:27: <pikhq> Brainfuck has the [], BASIC has IF, C has if() {} & while() {}, and Tcl has if {} {} & while {} {}. +2006-10-04.txt:23:35:42: <pikhq> Of course, I *could* be lazy and just use "brainfucktobfm.tcl". . . +2006-10-08.txt:21:34:50: <oerjan> grok and grok, i thought i read the tcl the other day... +2006-10-08.txt:22:24:10: <pikhq> Mmkay. Got argument delimiters in bfm.tcl. +2006-10-11.txt:22:53:41: <pikhq> ./bfm.tcl --file filename --strip (1, 0) --optimize (1, 0) +2006-10-12.txt:23:50:37: <Razor-X> Is it all written in TCL? +2006-10-13.txt:00:26:05: <Razor-X> So BFM is written in partly C partly TCL? +2006-10-13.txt:00:26:44: <pikhq> Razor-X: No, it's all in Tcl. He's referring to the bits that implement the C target. +2006-10-13.txt:00:36:04: <Razor-X> Then I guess I shall see if I can read TCL. +2006-10-14.txt:00:05:17: <pikhq> My favorite way of writing a compiler: design the language so Tcl can parse it for me. :p +2006-10-14.txt:04:34:21: <pikhq> Including Tcl, the functional language that thinks its an imperative one. :p +2006-10-17.txt:02:19:16: <oerjan> oh, and in the tarball bfm.tcl there is one $:location that should be $::location or something. +2006-10-17.txt:04:03:07: <pikhq> It's got more lines than bfm.tcl. XD +2006-10-20.txt:17:38:02: <pikhq> I could probably change brainfucktobfm.tcl for the job. . . +2006-10-22.txt:05:18:27: <pikhq> Although BFM has a semiTcl syntax, instead of a semiC one. +2006-10-22.txt:23:26:27: <pikhq> Tcl or C. +2006-10-24.txt:17:22:28: <oerjan> Perhaps tcl's comment syntax is available automatically, whatever it is +2006-10-24.txt:17:24:49: <pikhq> oerjan: Tcl's comment syntax would be easy to add. +2006-10-25.txt:19:38:36: <pikhq> I just assume Tcl handles this sanely. ;) +2006-10-25.txt:19:40:43: <pikhq> Tcl, I *think*, handles multiple sources sanely (source is used in Tcl packages). . . +2006-10-25.txt:19:57:03: <oerjan> hah, Tcl load lists as a bug that it can load a file multiple times +2006-10-26.txt:01:57:17: <pikhq> Or, rather, Tcl. +2006-10-26.txt:02:17:43: * pikhq curses more at Tcl +2006-10-26.txt:02:18:02: <jix> i think tcl is a pretty awful language +2006-10-26.txt:02:18:12: <pikhq> jix: The reason why Tcl is used is because Tcl has the unique property of being a ready-made parser for BFM (by chance). +2006-10-26.txt:02:19:21: <pikhq> I'm rather fond of Tcl, personally. . . +2006-10-26.txt:02:20:03: <jix> i didn't take a deep look into tcl (only when trying the ruby/tk module which isn't based on the c/tk api but on tcltk...) +2006-10-31.txt:03:50:12: <bsmntbombdood> yuck tcl +2006-10-31.txt:04:16:39: <bsmntbombdood> tcl is weird +2006-10-31.txt:04:16:52: <pikhq> My Tcl style is also a bit weird. . . +2006-11-04.txt:20:08:09: <pikhq> SevenInchBread: That was Tcl. +2006-11-04.txt:20:10:08: * pikhq huggeth Tcl +2006-11-04.txt:22:52:37: <pikhq> I just got bored and did a Tcl Brainfuck interpreter. +2006-11-04.txt:23:22:46: * pikhq has his Tcl Brainfuck interpreter working. . . +2006-11-04.txt:23:40:23: <pikhq> We compile to Tcl, and evaluate the compiled code. XD +2006-11-05.txt:05:48:34: <pikhq> I'm a Tcler, as you all should know. . . +2006-11-05.txt:05:49:01: <pikhq> [lappend x $x 1] gives you the same list in Tcl, BTW. +2006-11-11.txt:02:17:30: <xor> Shame you wrote it in tcl ;) +2006-11-11.txt:02:18:58: <pikhq> Writing in Tcl gives me a one-line parser! +2006-11-11.txt:03:07:21: <pikhq> In Tcl, while not required, this is how libraries are typically set up. +2006-11-11.txt:03:08:14: <pikhq> (a small handful of libraries (Tk and Expect come to mind) clutter up the global namespace, but that's because they're rather old libraries, from before Tcl had namespaces, and so namespaces aren't used so old code still works) +2006-12-02.txt:17:31:03: <pikhq> My bfm.tcl rewrite is now partially working. +2006-12-02.txt:23:53:10: <Razor-X> You should write actual documentation so that people who don't know TCL can help out. +2006-12-08.txt:01:10:56: <pikhq> I found the Tcl style guide. . . I'm trying to follow it exactly. +2006-12-09.txt:05:40:02: * pikhq would be liable to just write a Tcl WM, just to prove it could be done +2006-12-09.txt:06:15:10: <pikhq> Of course, I think that Tcl's beautiful. ;) +2006-12-15.txt:01:32:10: <bsmntbombdood> bsmntbombdood.mooo.com/testclosure.c +2006-12-15.txt:01:32:51: <bsmntbombdood> or even http://bsmntbombdood.mooo.com/testclosure.c +2006-12-20.txt:04:38:30: * pikhq recommends you rewrite the bot in Tcl. +2006-12-20.txt:04:38:52: <pikhq> With [package require irc], from Tcllib, you've got your work cut out for you. +2006-12-20.txt:18:57:09: <pikhq> Like in Tcl: +2006-12-23.txt:23:23:44: <pikhq> Like, when I wrote brainfucktobfm.tcl. . .. +2006-12-24.txt:00:43:10: * pikhq has seen the reason behind the Tcl style guide's recommendation for copious parentheses in expr expressions. . . +2006-12-24.txt:02:45:14: <pikhq> Not in Tcl. +2006-12-24.txt:02:45:26: <pikhq> Of course, my BF implementation in Tcl is a bit. . . Lazy. +2006-12-24.txt:02:45:51: <pikhq> Basically, I compile the Brainfuck code in-memory to Tcl, and then evaluate the compiled code. ;) +2006-12-28.txt:18:25:24: <pikhq> (look in macro.tcl, proc string, for the gory details) +2006-12-28.txt:18:31:38: <pikhq> (you'll need to install Tcl and Tcllib for BFM) +2006-12-31.txt:04:53:07: <RodgerTheGreat_> I'm not sure it can take the place of C as a primary coding language, but I think it'd make a nice equivalent of perl or TCL as a primary scripting and utility language +2006-12-31.txt:21:24:09: <pikhq> I do Tcl natively. . . +2007-01-03.txt:02:49:32: * pikhq went Basic -> Javascript -> rm -rf basic -> Tcl -> shell -> C -> C++ -> way, way too many esolangs. +2007-01-09.txt:03:28:41: * pikhq does Tcl +2007-01-12.txt:19:34:00: <oklopol> http://bsmntbombdood.mooo.com/testclosure.c +2007-01-13.txt:23:26:41: <pikhq> My personal build targets C, Tcl, and Brainfuck. +2007-01-13.txt:23:26:54: <pikhq> (the interpreter just compiles to Tcl and executes that) +2007-01-13.txt:23:27:35: <pikhq> It compiles to a simplified BFM subset, which can be interpreted by a Tcl interpreter with the right procs in place. +2007-01-15.txt:22:25:52: * pikhq realises one thing that could be much faster in BFM, when compiled into Tcl and interpreted. . . +2007-01-15.txt:22:29:37: <pikhq> I just need to get c.tcl pulled over onto my laptop and package it up. +2007-01-15.txt:22:30:07: <pikhq> tclsh ./bfm.tcl -f ~/esoteric/bfm/bott.bfm 1.22s user 0.04s system 56% cpu 2.218 total +2007-01-15.txt:22:35:17: <pikhq> tclsh ./bfm.tcl -f ~/esoteric/bfm/bott.bfm -I 285.46s user 0.37s system 98% cpu 4:48.95 total +2007-01-15.txt:22:41:25: <pikhq> tclsh ./bfm.tcl -f ~/esoteric/bfm/bott.bfm -I 130.26s user 0.34s system 92% cpu 2:20.87 total +2007-01-15.txt:22:41:42: <pikhq> tclsh ./bfm.tcl -f ~/esoteric/bfm/bott.bfm 0.89s user 0.05s system 93% cpu 1.005 total +2007-01-16.txt:03:47:43: * pikhq much prefers the Tcl way of things. . . +2007-01-16.txt:03:51:53: <pikhq> With Tcl, the brackets really, *really* make sense. +2007-01-17.txt:02:26:38: * pikhq would use Tcl, but mostly just because I know Tcl, and know of a premade IRC parser for Tcl. +2007-01-21.txt:00:25:01: <pikhq> http://pikhq.nonlogic.org/bf.tcl +2007-01-21.txt:00:28:24: <pikhq> Tcl. +2007-01-21.txt:00:31:48: <pikhq> And is written in Tcl. +2007-01-21.txt:00:31:55: <oklopol> i don't know tcl +2007-01-21.txt:01:03:47: <pikhq> http://pikhq.nonlogic.org/bf.tcl +2007-01-21.txt:01:16:24: <pikhq> I like Tcl. . . It does what I need it to do, and I know it. +2007-01-21.txt:01:21:25: <fizzie> Re TCL, why not string repeat ">0" $n instead of the for loop? :p +2007-01-27.txt:03:33:52: <pikhq> Tcl? +2007-02-22.txt:07:44:38: <SevenInchBread> which is just like... Python stuff that turns around and does Tk/Tcl stuff +2007-03-26.txt:01:39:18: <Figs> Tcl? +2007-04-01.txt:04:41:23: <Figs> Lua, Python, Perl, Tcl +2007-04-01.txt:04:42:10: <Pikhq> I recommend Tcl. :) +2007-04-05.txt:06:38:08: <Pikhq> But Tcl one-ups Basic with the cool feature of having functions. +2007-04-05.txt:06:39:34: <Pikhq> . . . Fine. Tcl's got this funny thing called "a sane syntax". +2007-04-28.txt:17:03:39: <pikhq> Ah, right. Made it work with a newer build of Tcllib. +2007-05-20.txt:20:02:49: * SimonRC watches with fascination: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMBwd_WSvoU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD9TdZMRsIs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzqittCLmGs +2007-05-26.txt:00:29:46: <Pikhq> Hrm. . . 99bottles/99.{c,perl,py,tcl,b,c++,sh,zsh,csh}, anyone? +2007-05-26.txt:17:27:08: <Pikhq> So far, I've been able to figure out that the issue is not in optimize.tcl +2007-05-28.txt:20:24:03: <Pikhq> PEBBLE is written in Tcl. +2007-05-29.txt:23:28:01: <Pikhq> I prefer C, C++, Tcl, and a tiny hint of Zsh scripting. +2007-05-29.txt:23:28:32: <ehird`> Tcl's type system makes me weep. +2007-05-29.txt:23:28:39: <lament> tcl has a type system? +2007-05-29.txt:23:28:44: <SimonRC> ehird`: Tcl hs a type system? +2007-05-29.txt:23:28:58: <lament> i thought tcl was all strings +2007-05-29.txt:23:29:35: <ehird`> The two overlapping target markets for Tcl are filled by Ruby and Zsh for me +2007-05-29.txt:23:30:02: <Pikhq> Tcl's a bit of an acquired taste, though. . . +2007-05-29.txt:23:38:07: <ehird`> tcl +2007-05-29.txt:23:41:10: <Pikhq> ehird`: Thoughts, beyond "Eeew, Tcl"? +2007-05-29.txt:23:56:28: <ehird`> i don't use tcl +2007-05-31.txt:19:10:31: <Pikhq> oklopol: Use Tcl. +2007-05-31.txt:19:32:10: * Pikhq is too much of a Tcler for his own good +2007-06-15.txt:17:42:21: <pikhq> I'm a Tcler and an HP calculator/dc user. ;) +2007-06-17.txt:03:29:17: <pikhq> Tcl doesn't have that problem. +2007-06-17.txt:03:29:41: <SimonRC> ISTR that everything is a string in Tcl +2007-06-17.txt:05:29:48: <pikhq> SimonRC: According to Tcl code? +2007-06-17.txt:05:33:21: <pikhq> Fine, fine. . . So scalar variables can represent strings, lists, longs, or floats. . . The tclvar_t struct stores one of them, and converts when needed. +2007-07-03.txt:22:47:11: <pikhq> Makes sense in Tcl, though, since everything is a string. . . +2007-07-03.txt:22:52:01: <pikhq> In Tcl, "foo" + "bar" is a syntax error. +2007-07-07.txt:08:13:50: <pikhq> edwardk: And of Tcl. +2007-07-08.txt:04:30:00: <pikhq> Sukoshi: I'm a Tcler. +2007-07-08.txt:04:30:22: <RodgerTheGreat> pikhq: does that mean you're TCLish? +2007-07-08.txt:04:31:40: <Sukoshi> You know full well that TCL is a dying profession ;) +2007-07-08.txt:04:32:42: <pikhq> (I'm sorry, but Tcl's not a dying language) +2007-07-08.txt:05:53:25: <bsmntbombdood> pikhq: rms replaced tcl with guile +2007-07-09.txt:06:06:29: <pikhq> fax: You're quite right: everything the body needs is provided by Tcl. +2007-07-09.txt:06:06:49: <fax> wait Tcl has macros which dont suck? +2007-07-09.txt:06:13:13: <pikhq> Depends upon the Tcl version. . . +2007-07-09.txt:06:14:47: <pikhq> The stable version involves returning a temporary proc name; this lets the [lambda] feature work with the miriad Tcl functions that assume a proc is pass by reference. +2007-07-09.txt:06:15:44: <pikhq> http://wiki.tcl.tk/519 <-- Lambda implementations in the stable version of Tcl. +2007-07-09.txt:06:19:32: <pikhq> http://wiki.tcl.tk/10743 <-- I think this is my favorite 8.4 Tcl implementation of anonymous, first-class functions. . . +2007-07-09.txt:06:26:13: <bsmntbombdood> i think that's worthy of a few ooohs, but not if i don't know tcl +2007-07-09.txt:06:26:47: <bsmntbombdood> guile, not tcl! +2007-07-09.txt:06:26:52: <pikhq> First step to make functions first-class: rewrite part of the interpreter. . . From within Tcl. :p +2007-07-09.txt:06:30:33: <pikhq> Tcl is given lambda. . . From pure Tcl. +2007-07-13.txt:07:44:39: <oklopol> getClass() +2007-07-14.txt:05:03:21: <pikhq> Sukoshi: Write a tutorial titled "Learn Lisp for Tclers!". +2007-07-14.txt:05:03:32: <Sukoshi> pikhq: That's your job, TCLer ;) +2007-07-14.txt:05:15:27: <pikhq> Square brackets? You'd love Tcl, then. +2007-07-14.txt:20:05:00: <pikhq> (Ah, Tcl. . . :D) +2007-07-14.txt:20:05:42: <pikhq> I at least *think* Tcl was the first one that I was serious about coding in; before that, I'd mostly done pointless toys. +2007-07-14.txt:20:06:43: <pikhq> Oh, yeah. I'd done Javascript long before Tcl. Created some somewhat useless but 'serious' scripts in it. +2007-07-14.txt:20:25:50: <pikhq> Tcl == short GUIs. +2007-07-14.txt:22:24:43: <ehird`> tcl id guess +2007-07-15.txt:00:32:05: <pikhq> Tcl. +2007-07-15.txt:00:32:12: <pikhq> Tcl/Tk. +2007-07-15.txt:00:33:33: * Figs doesn't know Tcl/Tk, obviously :) +2007-07-15.txt:00:33:44: <Figs> well, I've read the tutorial on Tcl a while back... +2007-07-15.txt:00:41:33: <pikhq> (PEBBLE code, BTW, is technically 100% valid Tcl code, syntactically) +2007-07-15.txt:00:50:16: <pikhq> The PEBBLE parser *is* the Tcl parser; I just start up a slave interp, remove Tcl commands, and bind in PEBBLE ones. +2007-07-15.txt:06:26:57: * pikhq is a Tcler; variable references are preceded with $ or used as an argument to set. +2007-07-15.txt:06:32:11: <bsmntbombdood> pikhq: guile replaced tcl +2007-07-15.txt:06:34:46: <pikhq> bsmntbombdood: Scheme and Tcl both pwn. . . ;) +2007-07-15.txt:06:55:31: <pikhq> bsmntbombdood: I'm a poor, poor Tcler. Could you give me your lambda in Tclexps? +2007-07-15.txt:06:55:45: <bsmntbombdood> i don't know tcl... +2007-07-15.txt:06:56:42: <pikhq> I think that's the correct translation into Tcl 8.5. . . +2007-07-15.txt:06:57:40: <bsmntbombdood> tcl's code isn't data, is it? +2007-07-15.txt:07:01:10: <oerjan> bsmntbombdood: in tcl +2007-07-15.txt:07:07:27: <oerjan> is [apply [apply {x {{y {x}}}} 3] 2] actually 3, or does tcl break on it? +2007-07-15.txt:07:10:46: <oerjan> pikhq: actually i am asking if tcl does lambda calculus worth the name +2007-07-15.txt:07:12:18: <pikhq> http://wiki.tcl.tk/4824 This appears to be one solution. +2007-07-15.txt:07:13:55: <pikhq> Note that that code is written using the latest stable Tcl build, which doesn't have functions as a first-class object. +2007-07-15.txt:07:16:08: <pikhq> http://wiki.tcl.tk/16182 This describes the alpha Tcl build. ;) +2007-07-15.txt:07:29:59: <pikhq> Sorry; I'm kind of new to doing strictly functional coding in Tcl. +2007-07-15.txt:23:13:58: <pikhq> Tcl. +2007-07-15.txt:23:44:25: <pikhq> Tclexps are love. +2007-07-16.txt:22:03:22: <pikhq> lament: Tcl makes the difference fairly easy. +2007-07-16.txt:23:01:15: * pikhq is a fan of Tclexp. Seems a bit more functional +2007-07-16.txt:23:01:34: <pikhq> . . . Fine, so I'm saying "I like Tcl" way too much now. +2007-07-16.txt:23:02:31: <oerjan> Tcl is not functional, it doesn't even have properly scoped anonymous closures >:) +2007-07-16.txt:23:05:35: <pikhq> Tcl can now be considered a superset of lambda calculus. . . +2007-07-16.txt:23:07:45: <pikhq> In Tcl, it's a matter of different syntax, rather than needing a huge layer of code to add onto it. +2007-07-17.txt:05:07:21: <pikhq> immibis: Obviously I need to write something in Tcl. +2007-07-17.txt:05:07:41: <pikhq> Tcl is easier to extend. +2007-07-17.txt:05:08:07: <pikhq> If I *really* feel like it, I can rewrite the basic semantics of Tcl. . . +2007-07-17.txt:05:09:19: * pikhq runs off, feeling like patching Tcl's "if" statement. :p +2007-07-18.txt:04:55:47: <pikhq> bsmntbombdood's code as a Tcl list. +2007-07-18.txt:04:55:55: <oklopol> or tcl +2007-07-18.txt:04:56:29: <pikhq> (I'd express it as a Tcl array, except that that can only be expressed as a list) +2007-07-18.txt:04:57:57: <pikhq> bsmntbombdood: Tcl arrays work as foo(bar). . . Associative arrays can't contain arrays, since arrays aren't a first class type. +2007-07-18.txt:04:58:38: <bsmntbombdood> tcl is a wimpy scripting language +2007-07-18.txt:22:36:50: <pikhq> Tcl has 11 rules which fully define it's semantics and syntax. :D +2007-07-18.txt:22:37:45: <pikhq> http://swoolley.org/man.cgi/n/Tcl The Endekalogue. +2007-07-19.txt:20:11:17: <pikhq> puts "Says this little Tcl/Ruby polyglot (I think)." +2007-07-19.txt:22:39:10: <pikhq> [set Tcl "FTW"] +2007-07-19.txt:23:21:31: <lament> in tcl no doubt? +2007-07-20.txt:20:09:33: <ehird`> "a metapattern-filled holy cross between Lisp, Perl, Python, Ruby, Tcl and C# that isn't as horrible as it sounds" +2007-07-21.txt:17:10:52: <oerjan> oklofok: never! especially when i am having trouble with #haskellers outclevering me :) +2007-07-22.txt:22:21:34: <pikhq> Tcl doesn't include a default object system, but that doesn't make it useless. . . +2007-07-24.txt:21:33:40: <pikhq> Maybe I should just try and do something that's seperate from the Tcl syntax. . . XD +2007-07-25.txt:03:06:43: * pikhq likes Tcl. . . Dynamic in both senses. . . +2007-07-25.txt:03:08:24: <Sukoshi`> I have to say, Tcl's case was a bit weird. It had a whole bunch of steam behind it, and all the steam just suddenly died one fine day. +2007-07-25.txt:03:09:15: <pikhq> Sun was a large driving force behind Tcl, until one day, when they decided to push Java instead. +2007-07-25.txt:03:09:28: <Sukoshi`> But Tcl died a lot after that. +2007-07-25.txt:03:09:38: <pikhq> Which is really sad, since Tcl's a much nicer language. +2007-07-25.txt:03:09:47: <Sukoshi`> Tcl still had steam, especially because a lot of Jabber's stuff was originally on Tcl, until I'd say 3 years ago. +2007-07-25.txt:03:10:22: <pikhq> Tcl seems to be moving towards a more functional idea of the language. . . +2007-07-25.txt:03:12:16: * pikhq knows 1 easy way to make Tcl perfectly fine for functional programming (other than using the "Jim" interpreter). . . +2007-07-25.txt:03:15:44: * pikhq downloads an 8.5 Tclkit to experiment with adding that rule to Tcl. . . +2007-07-25.txt:03:19:37: <pikhq> Jim is pretty much a light Tcl interpreter, with nice things like "closures" added. +2007-07-25.txt:03:27:44: <Sukoshi`> If you learn a Lisp (CL or Scheme), I'll learn TCL. +2007-07-25.txt:03:54:26: <pikhq> I've got lambda added to Tcl 8.5 in 12 lines. +2007-07-25.txt:03:56:52: <pikhq> All we do for Tcl is make the parser interpret the leading word of a command as starting with {*}, and add on a small lambda function (return [list apply [list $arguments $body]]), and you're done. +2007-07-25.txt:04:10:15: <pikhq> http://pikhq.nonlogic.org/add_anon.tcl There's something to be said for simplicity in your radical language modifications. . . +2007-07-25.txt:04:13:05: <bsmntbombdood> tcl exps are kindof sexpish aren't they? +2007-07-25.txt:23:16:42: <oerjan> but you could probably adapt scheme's system to any sufficiently sexpy language, perhaps tcl... +2007-07-25.txt:23:19:54: <pikhq> http://wiki.tcl.tk/11155 +2007-07-25.txt:23:35:45: <pikhq> I'm too busy going "Oooh. Lisp macros in Tcl." :p +2007-07-26.txt:05:47:19: <pikhq> Tcl + comments works well for me. +2007-07-26.txt:05:49:03: <immibis> and probably in tcl once i learn it. +2007-07-27.txt:06:07:14: <pikhq> Of course, I come from Tcl, where Unicode is par for the course. +2007-07-27.txt:06:39:02: <immibis> pikhq: i'm learning tcl, and is that legal, incrementing a string? +2007-07-27.txt:06:44:23: <pikhq> Have you read the Tcl man page? +2007-07-27.txt:06:45:20: <pikhq> http://www.tcl.tk/man/tcl8.4/TclCmd/Tcl.htm +2007-07-27.txt:06:45:45: <pikhq> That's the full syntax and semantics of Tcl. . . Memorize it, and your Tcling will be better off. +2007-07-27.txt:06:50:47: <immibis> thats a clever website name, tcl.tk +2007-07-27.txt:06:52:03: <immibis> i assume it has info on tcl/tk as well? +2007-07-27.txt:06:52:53: <pikhq> Yeah, it's the offical Tcl/Tk website. +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.5015 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,43 @@ +Unfair animal names: + +-- tsetse fly -- bullhead +-- booby -- duck-billed platypus +-- sapsucker -- Clarence + -- Gary Larson +--- +You are taking yourself far too seriously. +--- +What publishers are looking for these days isn't radical feminism. It's +corporate feminism -- a brand of feminism designed to sell books and +magazines, three-piece suits, airline tickets, Scotch, cigarettes and, +most important, corporate America's message, which runs: Yes, women were +discriminated against in the past, but that unfortunate mistake has been +remedied; now every woman can attain wealth, prestige and power by dint +of individual rather than collective effort. + -- Susan Gordon +--- +Your good nature will bring unbounded happiness. +--- +Remember, Grasshopper, falling down 1000 stairs begins by tripping over +the first one. + -- Confusion +--- +Quantity is no substitute for quality, but its the only one we've got. +--- + + |\ _ _ _ + | \, | | | + | |---------------H-H-H----------==< + | /' / U U U \ + |/ ( U U U ) + `----U-U-U----' + ^ ^ ^ + big trumpet +--- +I am looking for a honest man. + -- Diogenes the Cynic +--- +Manly's Maxim: + Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion + with confidence. +---
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.5111 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,75 @@ + 2006-12-21.txt:00:03:10: <GregorR-W> A METRIC FUCKTON OF LEETNESS + 2007-10-02.txt:22:43:25: <ehird`> Or is it a metric fuckton? +2007-10-02.txt:22:45:28: * SimonRC prefers the imperial fuckton + 2007-10-02.txt:22:46:21: <bsmntbombdood> a metric fuckton is larger than an imperial fuckton +2007-10-02.txt:22:47:37: <oerjan> so now you can convert a pound to either newtons or fucktons, depending? + 2007-10-02.txt:22:51:54: <ehird`> everything you need to know about the metric fuckton: http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1398601 + 2007-10-02.txt:22:57:39: <bsmntbombdood> a metric fuckton is 2200 fucks +2007-10-02.txt:22:57:47: <bsmntbombdood> an imperial fuckton is 2000 fucks + 2007-12-16.txt:00:53:27: <ehird`> I know it's been done, and I knew the first metric fucktons of emacs weren't :) Heck, i've even toyed around with my own (but it's not usable as of yet) + 2008-09-05.txt:18:01:53: <tusho> the web is shit, people put shit that contradicts other shit in their shit, and as a browser maker you have to bend over, take it, and add a metric fuckton of hacks to make them work + 2008-09-15.txt:12:20:18: <tusho> and a metric fuckton of other stuff +2009-01-28.txt:15:58:02: <pikhq> Also, that takes up a fuckton of memory. +2009-04-05.txt:21:45:35: <ehird> which is a fucktonion +2009-05-19.txt:22:51:02: <ehird> iirc, if you do a fuckton of sequential reads/writes it can be faster, but not by much +2009-05-31.txt:20:09:26: <ehird> bsmntbombdood: kernel reserves a fuckton of memory for usage later +2009-06-18.txt:21:09:14: <pikhq> They've had a fuckton of settlements. + 2009-06-18.txt:21:10:58: <ehird> pikhq: metric fuckton? +2009-06-18.txt:21:12:27: <pikhq> SI fuckton. + 2009-06-18.txt:21:14:46: <ehird> so "metric fuckton" → "SI fuckton" is sily. +2009-06-22.txt:20:56:28: <pikhq> Which is a fuckton of volume. +2009-07-11.txt:00:11:44: <ehird> They just had a fuckton of aliases. + 2009-07-13.txt:21:55:52: <ehird> AnMaster: http://futureboy.us/frinkdocs/; a clever calculator/programming languages that knows a metric fuckton of units. + 2009-07-13.txt:21:56:00: <ehird> (But not the metric fuckton, unfortunately.) +2009-07-13.txt:21:56:12: <AnMaster> only the imperial fuckton? +2009-08-10.txt:19:08:15: <ehird> exactly, a fuckton of .img.bin files +2009-08-20.txt:19:01:29: <ehird> AnMaster: it uses a royal fuckton + 2009-08-20.txt:19:01:37: <ehird> (that's bigger than both a metric fuckton and an imperial fucktonne) +2009-08-21.txt:20:19:33: <ehird_> yes, and xserver-xorg installs a fuckton +2009-08-28.txt:13:38:29: <ehird> a fuckton of Fisherman's Friend lozenges + 2009-08-30.txt:11:42:02: <AnMaster> ehird, and the answer is: a metric fuckton more + 2009-10-01.txt:21:35:31: <pikhq> The Windows 95 CD came with more features and a metric fuckton of videos on the disc... + 2009-10-12.txt:18:01:35: <ehird> And, soon, with five metric fucktons more desk space! + 2009-11-01.txt:11:13:54: <ehird> Anyway, maintaining a compatible libc would be a metric fuckton of work. +2010-01-02.txt:15:44:58: <ehirdiphone> You said you study computational linguistics funny because I'm pretty sure any ai will involve a fuckton of it + 2010-01-07.txt:21:19:54: <ehird> Perl 6 sure does have a metric fuckton of operators. +2010-03-06.txt:03:59:51: <Quadrescence> So why should I bother taking 384 hours explaining the faults of PLT Scheme to you relative to the language at hand when you don't know anything about it except it uses a fuckton of parentheses? + 2010-03-13.txt:18:17:37: <pikhq> It leaked a metric fuckton of memory. And the author had no idea why. + 2010-03-13.txt:18:23:53: <Gregor> `calc 1 metric fuckton in US fucktons + 2010-03-13.txt:18:25:41: <Gregor> pikhq: Y'know, I'm starting to think that metric fucktons aren't even a real unit! + 2010-05-23.txt:17:51:28: <alise> And the tag parser itself is going to have to handle finding 3 metric fucktons of text and then realising it's unbalanced and so shooting it off as text + 2010-05-23.txt:17:52:27: <Quadrescence> 3 metric fucktons +2010-05-23.txt:17:52:57: <alise> Yes; it's slightly less than 3 regular fucktons. + 2010-07-18.txt:00:05:24: <pikhq> That used a metric fuckton of crazy shit. +2010-08-09.txt:00:00:49: <alise> Wait ... didn't that show The Wire have a fuckton of profanity? +2010-08-09.txt:00:00:59: <pikhq> They had a fuckton of bleeps. + 2010-08-13.txt:00:15:28: <alise_> dbc: Metric FUCKton, I'll have you know. + 2010-08-13.txt:00:17:31: <oerjan> "he was crushed under a metric fuckton of lovers" +2010-09-02.txt:19:25:14: <alise> fizzie: Actually, isn't there some big ARM computer that consists of a fuckton of them? +2010-10-17.txt:17:57:02: <elliott> pikhq: I think we are up for a FUCKTON of flashbacks. + 2010-10-18.txt:19:59:20: <elliott> Vorpal: It's, like, a daemon-based fancy-fancy abstraction layer to a metric fuckton of package managers. +2010-10-20.txt:15:02:41: <pikhq> But given that they're an ISP, I'm going with "still a fuckton." +2010-11-06.txt:01:51:16: <elliott> ...this thing would cost a fuckton. I want it. +2011-01-29.txt:02:26:32: <Gregor> (But wine has a fuckton of dependencies, so gathering them all = nightmare) +2011-02-04.txt:00:35:29: <pikhq> Sure, it produces a *fuckton* of food, but it produces shitty food in a manner that we *can't* keep doing. +2011-02-13.txt:18:08:09: <Gregor> elliott: It certainly made my life fucktons easier. +2011-02-21.txt:03:59:01: <elliott> and have that expand a fuckton +2011-02-24.txt:00:31:15: <pikhq> elliott_: I dunno about Finnish, but Japanese agglutinates a fuckton. + 2011-02-25.txt:20:39:53: <pikhq> There's a metric fuckton of homework due. +2011-02-26.txt:22:48:23: <pikhq> So, yeah, we spend a *fuckton* of time on primary and secondary education for, well, shitty results. + 2011-08-22.txt:00:01:53: <pikhq> *Java* seems to love using metric fucktons of heap, though. +2011-09-03.txt:03:39:32: <elliott> CakeProphet: Hey, I'm going to reban you again, because the nvidia code you linked me to uses fucktons of helpers that I can't find the definitions of +2011-09-07.txt:00:02:15: <pikhq_> It's in C++, so low-level, it's a fuckton of painful serialisation. + 2011-09-12.txt:03:52:40: <Gregor> As per how many files, roughly a metric fuckton. +2011-09-17.txt:13:57:42: <itidus21> `log fuckton + 2011-09-17.txt:13:57:45: <HackEgo> 2010-03-13.txt:18:25:41: <Gregor> pikhq: Y'know, I'm starting to think that metric fucktons aren't even a real unit! +2011-09-17.txt:13:58:50: <itidus21> `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:13:58:53: <HackEgo> 2010-10-17.txt:17:57:02: <elliott> pikhq: I think we are up for a FUCKTON of flashbacks. +2011-09-17.txt:13:59:46: <itidus21> why are people always addressing pikhq with the word fuckton i wonder +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:20: <itidus21> `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:24: <HackEgo> 2011-09-17.txt:13:58:50: <itidus21> `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:28: <itidus21> `log fuckton + 2011-09-17.txt:14:00:31: <HackEgo> 2011-09-12.txt:03:52:40: <Gregor> As per how many files, roughly a metric fuckton. +2011-09-17.txt:14:01:33: <itidus21> `log fuckton + 2011-09-17.txt:14:01:37: <HackEgo> 2009-06-18.txt:21:10:58: <ehird> pikhq: metric fuckton? +2011-09-17.txt:15:59:22: <Gregor> `pastelogs fuckton
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Word shortcuts make no sense at all +2011-08-05.txt:11:01:06: <itidus21> MS Word is childs play in comparison. +2011-08-05.txt:11:01:24: <elliott> itidus21: o rly? +2011-08-05.txt:11:01:44: <itidus21> but it has less features +2011-08-05.txt:11:02:11: <itidus21> as for me I use openoffice.org writer +2011-08-05.txt:11:02:20: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus21, just as bad. +2011-08-05.txt:11:02:27: <elliott> itidus21: You realise Emacs is not primarily a word processor, right? +2011-08-05.txt:11:02:44: <itidus21> can emacs interpret lisp? +2011-08-05.txt:11:03:00: <NihilistDandy> itidus21: Emacs is the only way it is actually possible to stand writing Lisp. +2011-08-05.txt:11:03:19: <itidus21> but can it execute lisp? +2011-08-05.txt:11:03:43: <elliott> itidus21: Yes, Emacs is based upon and in large parts written in Emacs Lisp. +2011-08-05.txt:11:03:59: <itidus21> lol :o +2011-08-05.txt:11:04:24: <itidus21> does emacs support any other languages in addition to lisp? +2011-08-05.txt:11:04:48: <NihilistDandy> itidus21: It supports all of them +2011-08-05.txt:11:16:37: -!- itidus21 has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). +2011-08-05.txt:17:19:45: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-05.txt:19:16:05: <itidus21> getting analytical... +2011-08-05.txt:19:17:34: <itidus21> the message "pay whatever you want" registers in your concious reasoning as the ultimate bargain... of being entirely in your best interests since it is putting you in control +2011-08-05.txt:19:18:26: <itidus21> and that... any concious attempt to find fault with it could be smothered or rationalized by the fact that it's your fault if you're not happy with the price you pay +2011-08-05.txt:19:19:43: <itidus21> however, such explanations do not account for the role of the individual in a society... complete with norms, expectations, feelings of guilt, feelings of shame, ethics of reciprocity, people-pleasers +2011-08-05.txt:19:20:11: <itidus21> and the idea that in a way you condone things, or vote for them, or sometimes boycott them, with your money +2011-08-05.txt:19:20:32: <itidus21> that collectively people make and break projects by how they spend their money +2011-08-05.txt:19:21:04: <itidus21> thats my take on it. +2011-08-05.txt:19:21:44: <itidus21> there is surely a game theory aspect to it +2011-08-05.txt:19:23:18: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus21, it's really just a matter of balancing the amount you're paying with the obligation you feel to pay and the incentive for them to provide further bundles. +2011-08-05.txt:19:26:41: <itidus21> its quite possible this person is targetting all creators of free software with this threat seeking out of court settlements +2011-08-05.txt:19:27:09: <itidus21> since with free software its much easier to install it, and thus provide evidence +2011-08-05.txt:19:27:59: <itidus21> i suspect its probably a wider stunt.... spider "touch" them.. hence they don't need a bite mark.. and they don't need to pay for the software +2011-08-05.txt:19:28:50: <itidus21> maybe even a mass mailer +2011-08-05.txt:19:29:17: <itidus21> was it specific about the nature of your software, or could it be mass? +2011-08-05.txt:19:29:54: <itidus21> such a person, with such low odds of success sending such an email, would need a large population +2011-08-05.txt:19:30:27: <itidus21> so its unlikely they have the time to actually try out every piece of software .. oor maybe they did +2011-08-05.txt:19:30:39: <zzo38> itidus21: No I think it was a few years ago in some IRC channel someone asked me directly. Maybe they are trying to be confusing or lying or joking or something I don't know, or tricked me +2011-08-05.txt:19:31:20: <itidus21> oh i see +2011-08-05.txt:19:31:30: <itidus21> so they asked for money back on some free software... thats really bizzare] +2011-08-05.txt:19:34:06: <zzo38> itidus21: Probably because my software confuses some people due to it being different from other software. +2011-08-05.txt:19:35:14: <itidus21> im trying to study some mechanics... +2011-08-05.txt:19:35:30: <itidus21> someone in another room said game coding rarely needs calculus +2011-08-05.txt:19:35:47: <itidus21> but... i seem to encounter calculus at every turn in this subject of mechanics +2011-08-05.txt:19:36:37: <zzo38> itidus21: I also seem game coding rarely needs calculus, but I have found many kinds of mathematics useful in a few cases in various programming whether it is a game or something else +2011-08-05.txt:19:37:47: <itidus21> these topics are pretty tough +2011-08-05.txt:19:38:21: <itidus21> kinematics, acceleration, proper acceleration, geodesic +2011-08-05.txt:19:38:57: <itidus21> i just want a good grasp of how everything works +2011-08-05.txt:19:39:07: <itidus21> i want to create a skeletal animation system +2011-08-05.txt:19:39:18: <itidus21> in 2d +2011-08-05.txt:19:39:33: <itidus21> maybe i should just jump into a tutorial on that directly :P +2011-08-05.txt:19:40:30: <itidus21> i want to design it in pseudocode terms +2011-08-05.txt:19:40:48: <itidus21> design more than implementation +2011-08-05.txt:19:41:01: <itidus21> not necessarily pseudocode +2011-08-05.txt:19:41:06: <itidus21> just the design of it yeah +2011-08-05.txt:19:42:02: <itidus21> i only want design though.. like on paper +2011-08-05.txt:19:42:36: <itidus21> that can come later +2011-08-05.txt:19:42:58: <itidus21> lol... its different because i am under no constraints +2011-08-05.txt:19:43:06: <itidus21> so there is no rush to implement +2011-08-05.txt:19:44:24: <itidus21> so i am trying to figure out how a 2d skeleton would work in practice +2011-08-05.txt:19:45:09: <itidus21> i could certainly make one if it was frozen in place.... but the important part of actually making it animate is lots of thinking involved +2011-08-05.txt:19:46:27: <itidus21> ah.. so it could be that a model to experiment with would be a good start +2011-08-05.txt:19:47:52: <itidus21> hmm still to early for prototype i suppose.. +2011-08-05.txt:19:48:31: <itidus21> so.. to youtube... the great colony google +2011-08-05.txt:19:48:39: <itidus21> ^colony of +2011-08-05.txt:19:54:08: <itidus21> back +2011-08-05.txt:19:54:53: <itidus21> MDude: i mean like an invisible frame of interconnected vertices onto which visible pieces are added +2011-08-05.txt:19:55:02: <itidus21> ^added or.. skinned in some way +2011-08-05.txt:19:55:30: <itidus21> i also want to give it inverse kinematics... just to be awesome +2011-08-05.txt:19:56:10: <itidus21> its all part of some hare-brained scheme for a game engine +2011-08-05.txt:19:57:25: <itidus21> its been done before and all... but it is a pretty sexy thing +2011-08-05.txt:19:58:49: <itidus21> yup +2011-08-05.txt:19:59:00: <itidus21> well see... i don't know this kind of math very well +2011-08-05.txt:19:59:27: <itidus21> so its basically, i know its possible, and its just a matter of finding out which formulas do what i need +2011-08-05.txt:20:00:59: <itidus21> my plans are too freeform to be bound up by something like literate programming +2011-08-05.txt:20:01:53: <itidus21> you could almost say the whole thing is a thought exercize... +2011-08-05.txt:20:02:08: <itidus21> this thing i am working on i mean +2011-08-05.txt:20:05:11: <itidus21> ok i found a tutorial it seems +2011-08-05.txt:20:06:15: <itidus21> I have implemented things in the past, despite not being very good, I know that I can implement things if I have to. So I am focused on the system now. +2011-08-05.txt:20:06:55: <itidus21> perhaps an overengineered monster, perhaps just an experiment +2011-08-05.txt:20:12:47: <itidus21> regarding implementation languages, i have this idea of doing a virtual machine language based around vector graphics primitives +2011-08-05.txt:20:12:58: <itidus21> so this puppy is all about over-engineering +2011-08-05.txt:20:14:17: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-09.txt:20:57:36: <monqy> maybe itidus21 will get it..... +2011-08-11.txt:09:35:44: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-11.txt:12:00:45: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-20.txt:02:18:36: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-20.txt:02:35:51: <itidus21> IO may cause drowziness. +2011-08-20.txt:02:58:08: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-22.txt:23:08:18: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-22.txt:23:19:53: -!- itidus21 has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). +2011-08-24.txt:09:25:17: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-24.txt:11:36:06: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-30.txt:10:28:03: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-30.txt:13:32:56: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-30.txt:14:39:44: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-30.txt:15:52:57: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-09-13.txt:09:11:32: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:09:30:43: -!- itidus21 has quit (Read error: Connection timed out). +2011-09-13.txt:09:31:17: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:09:33:51: <oerjan> itidus21: lambda calculus can do any computation that a computer can do, but you have to encode the data as lambda expressions first, and define your functions... +2011-09-13.txt:09:52:07: -!- itidus21 has quit (Read error: Connection timed out). +2011-09-13.txt:09:53:07: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:10:11:52: -!- itidus21 has quit (Read error: Connection timed out). +2011-09-13.txt:10:12:37: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:10:31:18: -!- itidus21 has quit (Read error: Connection timed out). +2011-09-13.txt:10:31:45: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:10:33:12: -!- itidus21 has quit (Client Quit). +2011-09-13.txt:10:33:45: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:10:35:16: -!- itidus21 has quit (Client Quit). +2011-09-13.txt:10:35:31: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:10:40:00: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-09-13.txt:13:13:02: -!- itidus20 is now known as itidus21. +2011-09-13.txt:13:13:24: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-09-15.txt:07:08:20: -!- itidus20 is now known as itidus21. +2011-09-15.txt:07:08:33: <itidus21> `karma+ itidus20 +2011-09-15.txt:07:08:41: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-09-15.txt:07:09:10: -!- itidus20 is now known as itidus21. +2011-09-15.txt:07:09:34: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-09-15.txt:20:25:29: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-15.txt:20:31:38: -!- itidus21 has quit (Quit: Leaving). +2011-09-15.txt:20:50:26: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-15.txt:21:32:09: <oerjan> `run echo "The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details." >wisdom/monqy +2011-09-15.txt:21:32:28: <HackEgo> The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details. +2011-09-15.txt:21:32:36: <itidus21> :-s +2011-09-15.txt:21:33:18: <itidus21> i do have an extensive collection of english-translated ancient chinese books and ebooks... but i don't know much about it +2011-09-15.txt:21:33:57: <itidus21> and my memory is hopeless +2011-09-15.txt:21:36:08: <elliott> `run echo "The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details." >wisdom/monqy +2011-09-15.txt:21:39:11: <oerjan> is itidus21 using mystery to reverse entropy? +2011-09-15.txt:21:40:44: <itidus21> i don't know the stuff seriously +2011-09-15.txt:21:41:11: <itidus21> i do know that leibniz was curious about the i ching +2011-09-15.txt:21:41:35: <itidus21> and wolframalpha says that yin yang is like mathematical monad +2011-09-15.txt:21:44:08: <itidus21> oerjan: if you clone your enemy can you find his weaknesses? +2011-09-15.txt:21:45:00: <itidus21> perhaps having a dna sample of your enemy could give insight into their weaknesses +2011-09-15.txt:21:45:13: <itidus21> im not meaning that this is a good thing.. +2011-09-15.txt:21:45:23: <itidus21> but seems like an inevitable military application +2011-09-15.txt:21:45:50: <itidus21> you could discover allergies they don't know they have +2011-09-15.txt:21:46:23: <itidus21> but on the topic of allergies i have heard it might not be genetic.. i dunno +2011-09-15.txt:21:53:07: <itidus21> back. a topic i am interested in is definitions of difficult and easy +2011-09-15.txt:21:54:00: <itidus21> for me easy to difficult is a continuum, easy being involuntary, difficult being impossible +2011-09-15.txt:21:56:01: <itidus21> i think a task moves towards impossible as the ratio of required materials, time, kilojoules moves away from the available materials, time, kilojoules +2011-09-15.txt:21:56:38: <itidus21> but also the capacity to bridge the gap between the required and available affects it +2011-09-15.txt:21:57:53: <itidus21> you just don't like the word difficult +2011-09-15.txt:21:58:05: <itidus21> noone seems to +2011-09-15.txt:21:58:43: <itidus21> impossible to me is if any chatter here is not dead within 130 years +2011-09-15.txt:21:59:03: <itidus21> i don't believe any amount of science will manage it +2011-09-15.txt:21:59:19: <itidus21> because for one thing science requires money +2011-09-15.txt:21:59:25: <itidus21> and money is a finite resource +2011-09-15.txt:22:00:33: <itidus21> so this time constraint of 130 years may just make it unworkable +2011-09-15.txt:22:01:08: <itidus21> sure if you remove constraints then things become possible +2011-09-15.txt:22:02:56: <itidus21> impossible is also if i held up fingers anyone being able to count them.. +2011-09-15.txt:22:04:13: <itidus21> although there is a possibility that someone really does have a camera in place to count them, it is not a real possibility +2011-09-15.txt:22:05:07: <itidus21> ok ill go chill out +2011-09-15.txt:22:05:10: -!- itidus21 has parted #esoteric ("Leaving"). +2011-09-15.txt:22:06:47: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-15.txt:22:07:44: -!- itidus21 has parted #esoteric ("Leaving"). +2011-09-15.txt:22:10:50: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-15.txt:22:12:04: <itidus21> lagging bad +2011-09-15.txt:22:12:10: <itidus21> maybe impossible is a limit +2011-09-15.txt:22:12:24: <itidus21> which you can only approach,kind of like infinity +2011-09-15.txt:22:15:03: <itidus21> ^not that i want to be here in 130 years +2011-09-15.txt:22:17:04: <itidus21> `log shenanigan +2011-09-15.txt:22:18:07: <itidus21> `log random +2011-09-15.txt:22:18:37: <itidus21> `log impossible +2011-09-15.txt:22:19:42: <itidus21> `log world +2011-09-15.txt:22:20:00: <itidus21> `log world +2011-09-15.txt:22:20:40: <itidus21> `log dwarf +2011-09-15.txt:22:21:16: <itidus21> `log the body +2011-09-15.txt:22:21:45: <itidus21> @gregor, yeah.. the reflex is discussed on wiki page of common misconceptions +2011-09-15.txt:22:24:03: <itidus21> impossible = talking someone out of doing something malicious to you +2011-09-15.txt:22:25:20: <itidus21> basically the drowning reflex is not social +2011-09-15.txt:22:25:29: <itidus21> its not designed to draw others attention +2011-09-15.txt:22:25:42: <itidus21> all energy becomes concentrated on survival +2011-09-15.txt:22:25:52: <itidus21> unfortunately its quite useless +2011-09-15.txt:22:26:37: <itidus21> if drowning reflex worked you wouldn't need bodyguards +2011-09-15.txt:22:26:44: <itidus21> ^lifeguards +2011-09-15.txt:22:34:28: <Guest53387> itidus21: You're responding to RANDOM LINES FROM THE LOG?!?! +2011-09-15.txt:22:35:42: <itidus21> Guest53387: yeah, except, i must add that it migt be a social thing.. but the point is the drowning reflex is something you could be 5 feet away from someone and not know they're drowning +2011-09-15.txt:22:35:50: <itidus21> unless you know what to look for +2011-09-15.txt:22:36:45: <itidus21> human body is not good at a few things "rotting teeth"... "drowning" +2011-09-15.txt:22:37:28: <itidus21> i mean we need a dentist industry to avoid chronic tooth pain? its really that bad? +2011-09-15.txt:22:37:43: <itidus21> evolution fucked up on the teeth department +2011-09-15.txt:22:38:54: <oerjan> itidus21: evolution may not have foreseen industrial sugar +2011-09-15.txt:22:38:57: <itidus21> well i feel bad about my rant before +2011-09-15.txt:22:39:12: <itidus21> so im overcompensating :) +2011-09-15.txt:22:39:43: <itidus21> but a toothache won't just stop +2011-09-15.txt:22:40:18: <itidus21> dh_ ok you're right +2011-09-15.txt:22:42:26: <itidus21> :o +2011-09-15.txt:22:42:36: <itidus21> ability to be grandparents +2011-09-15.txt:22:42:42: <itidus21> thats pretty intense +2011-09-15.txt:22:43:00: <itidus21> most animals don't become grandparents? +2011-09-15.txt:22:43:50: <itidus21> `log sandwich +2011-09-15.txt:22:44:19: <itidus21> `log bread +2011-09-15.txt:22:44:31: <itidus21> `log toast +2011-09-15.txt:22:44:48: <itidus21> `log crossaint +2011-09-15.txt:22:44:52: <HackEgo> 2011-09-15.txt:22:44:48: <itidus21> `log crossaint +2011-09-15.txt:22:45:20: <itidus21> `log sandwich +2011-09-15.txt:22:45:35: <itidus21> `log sandwich +2011-09-15.txt:22:46:03: <itidus21> `log sammich +2011-09-15.txt:22:52:19: <itidus21> http://blog.progopedia.com/2011/jul/31/gourmet-programming/ +2011-09-15.txt:23:04:06: <itidus21> ok so i was thinking and reading, +2011-09-15.txt:23:04:29: <itidus21> it has occured to me that chessboard does not contain an encoding of the rules of chess within itself +2011-09-15.txt:23:04:45: <itidus21> this is a terrible situation +2011-09-15.txt:23:05:15: <itidus21> so i thought of a possible solution +2011-09-15.txt:23:08:44: <itidus21> i was reading hither and thither +2011-09-15.txt:23:09:49: <itidus21> ok this is the general idea http://oi53.tinypic.com/21jtzs5.jpg +2011-09-15.txt:23:10:31: <itidus21> someone in here once mentioned to me that some game where each piece was a chessboard of its own +2011-09-15.txt:23:11:09: <itidus21> but the idea i am looking at here is each piece is an address of some program section which defines it +2011-09-15.txt:23:12:27: <itidus21> so the chessboard itself i am trying to see as being just a part of a program +2011-09-15.txt:23:13:34: <itidus21> humm.. so how would it work.. it would be +2011-09-15.txt:23:14:22: <itidus21> well firstly you might have a data structure representing a chess piece +2011-09-15.txt:23:15:08: <itidus21> and each class of chess piece could be some numbers plugged into that data structure +2011-09-15.txt:23:16:01: <itidus21> and, so, you could, say each piece was a pointer to a chess piece data structure +2011-09-15.txt:23:18:00: <itidus21> ok Betza defines a pawn as "mfWcfFimfW2" and Parlett defines a pawn as "o1>, c1X>, io2>" +2011-09-15.txt:23:18:20: <itidus21> so you could store "mfWcfFimfW2" at say, address 100 +2011-09-15.txt:23:18:50: <itidus21> and your row of pawns would then all be pointers to address 100 +2011-09-15.txt:23:19:50: <itidus21> now if a piece could break out of the board.. and tamper with the definition of a pawn +2011-09-15.txt:23:20:03: <itidus21> it could start getting quite interesting +2011-09-15.txt:23:29:44: <itidus21> Patashu: so the program becomes the board.. and pieces are presumably tracked by some kind of array or list +2011-09-15.txt:23:34:36: <itidus21> so when it is your turn you would select a cell from those available in your list of cells, and a desired place to move it, and it would look up the instructions of the piece by following its address +2011-09-15.txt:23:35:05: <itidus21> for example pawns might be described at address 100, and then, if your move is possible it would be made +2011-09-15.txt:23:52:03: <CakeProphet> itidus21: there is no fenestrated wall in programs. +2011-09-16.txt:00:05:32: <CakeProphet> itidus21: meaning that anything in the program that goes "outside the bounds" of the system has either been designed as part of the system, or is most likely a bug/segfault. +2011-09-16.txt:00:12:29: <itidus21> CakeProphet: yeah.. +2011-09-16.txt:00:13:11: <itidus21> a properly implemented chessboard and chess rules will never bring about a situation where the pieces can leave the board +2011-09-16.txt:00:13:36: <itidus21> leaving board has to be by design or by hacking/bugs +2011-09-16.txt:00:15:30: <itidus21> theres this problem that a game doesn't necessarily become better by being larger or more complicated +2011-09-16.txt:00:19:00: <itidus21> like it can be a memory test[eg the game memory], a reflex test[arcade/action games], a calculation test[puzzle/strategy games], a strength test[punching bag style games/some sports], a stamina test[some sports] +2011-09-16.txt:00:19:40: <itidus21> also.. it can be a test of how much time and money you have +2011-09-16.txt:00:20:41: <itidus21> the idlerpg game is like a test of how long you can maintain an irc connection +2011-09-16.txt:00:21:55: <itidus21> some games where you can buy items or priviliges with real world money show that off... and being able to afford better internet connections or living in country with good internet can improve that +2011-09-16.txt:00:23:00: <itidus21> also games can be a test of the ability to cheat or hacking it +2011-09-16.txt:00:24:31: <itidus21> monqy: because i want to think up a cool game.. and it would be easy if all i had to do was say "bigger! more complicated!" +2011-09-16.txt:00:25:15: <itidus21> the trick is that a game does not infact prove superiority of one over another.. it is an illusion of the ego +2011-09-16.txt:00:29:49: <itidus21> so, another way i try to look at it is the value of art +2011-09-16.txt:00:31:03: <itidus21> poetry, novels, drawings, paintings, musical compositions, sculptures, garden arrangements, house decoration +2011-09-16.txt:00:31:15: <itidus21> ^film +2011-09-16.txt:00:31:54: <itidus21> theater plays, operas, orchestras, concerts, puppet shows, circuses +2011-09-16.txt:00:32:45: <itidus21> singing, dancing +2011-09-16.txt:00:33:58: <itidus21> origami, martial arts, fashion +2011-09-16.txt:00:34:34: <itidus21> cooking +2011-09-16.txt:00:35:52: * oerjan waits for itidus21 to run away screaming +2011-09-16.txt:00:36:46: <itidus21> now whether science, mathematics, physics, electronics, engineering, philosophy, religion, programming etc, fits in with that first list i am not sure +2011-09-16.txt:00:42:25: <itidus21> now these things difficult to classify religion, business, politics, law, military, sales, marketing, tourism, psychology(could be science) +2011-09-16.txt:00:43:08: <itidus21> the last ones seem to be a category of things which are particularly social in nature +2011-09-16.txt:00:44:17: <itidus21> so, i am left wondering where gaming fits in to all this +2011-09-16.txt:00:45:11: <itidus21> is it a drug.. is it a shallow consumable.. +2011-09-16.txt:00:45:21: <itidus21> is it an artform +2011-09-16.txt:00:45:30: <itidus21> is it a science +2011-09-16.txt:00:47:02: <itidus21> perhaps a game can be enjoyed or not enjoyed in just the same way as everything else +2011-09-16.txt:00:48:23: <itidus21> upon a stable basis of friendly people wanting to interact a game can perform it's magic +2011-09-16.txt:01:03:46: <itidus21> so drawing my attention now to how games are played. chess tables in a park. gambling in wild west saloons. casinos. basketball courts. football fields. olympic stadiums. racing tracks. slot car racing venues. golf courses. arcade game places. +2011-09-16.txt:01:04:07: <itidus21> billiads/pool halls. +2011-09-16.txt:01:04:25: <itidus21> ^bulliards +2011-09-16.txt:01:07:02: <itidus21> on a phone. bedroom PC. a lan cafe. lan parties. family tv with console attached. tabletop games like board games, military sims, role playing games +2011-09-16.txt:01:07:59: <itidus21> marble games often played outdoors +2011-09-16.txt:01:09:31: <itidus21> i spy, charades, travel versions of some board games +2011-09-16.txt:01:09:51: <itidus21> newspaper puzzles, magazine puzzles, +2011-09-16.txt:01:10:13: <itidus21> live action role playing games(LARP) +2011-09-16.txt:01:11:13: <itidus21> hop scotch. tennis ball bouncing games, such as bouncing in squares of pavement or bouncing off a wall +2011-09-16.txt:01:11:48: <itidus21> easter egg hunts +2011-09-16.txt:01:13:28: <itidus21> some games seems to be played for entertainment, some played for profit.. +2011-09-16.txt:01:14:25: <itidus21> some for .. i don't know.. i can't really understand mathematicians or why they play mathematical games +2011-09-16.txt:01:15:50: <itidus21> perhaps those are also entertaining, but there is certainly some educational value to some games too +2011-09-16.txt:01:16:37: <itidus21> however, education of course is a means and not an end, and yet we hope that we never stop learning +2011-09-16.txt:01:17:59: * itidus21 walks off in the twilight among the chirps of crickets, satisfied. +2011-09-16.txt:02:32:32: <itidus21> yeah, we can take the burden of knowing something happened without knowing what it was +2011-09-16.txt:03:02:56: <itidus21> `log smeg +2011-09-16.txt:03:03:22: <itidus21> `log smeg +2011-09-16.txt:03:03:31: <itidus21> o.o +2011-09-16.txt:03:04:12: <itidus21> `log loller +2011-09-16.txt:03:04:48: <itidus21> `log fuck +2011-09-16.txt:03:05:10: <itidus21> `log fuck +2011-09-16.txt:03:05:18: <itidus21> `log fuck +2011-09-16.txt:03:05:37: <itidus21> `log unusable +2011-09-16.txt:03:06:30: <itidus21> `log mario +2011-09-16.txt:03:06:49: <itidus21> `log #jesus +2011-09-16.txt:03:07:32: <itidus21> `log http +2011-09-16.txt:03:08:08: <itidus21> `log norris +2011-09-16.txt:03:13:27: <monqy> itidus21: hi +2011-09-16.txt:03:28:05: <itidus21> `log just using log to maintain some modicum of relaxation +2011-09-16.txt:03:28:07: <HackEgo> 2011-09-16.txt:03:28:05: <itidus21> `log just using log to maintain some modicum of relaxation +2011-09-16.txt:03:45:28: <itidus21> my theory that mondrian's style was already existant in flag designs +2011-09-16.txt:03:45:41: <itidus21> but not formalized +2011-09-16.txt:04:59:58: <itidus21> \o/ +2011-09-16.txt:05:00:31: <itidus21> shachaf: well their arms have to be up because basically +2011-09-16.txt:05:00:42: <itidus21> o +2011-09-16.txt:05:00:46: <itidus21> /|\ +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.5640 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +2011-08-19.txt:23:20:31: <fizzie> ("Huh? Shut up! Get lost! Mountains're nice. This's the life. Mountains're nice. Man, you're nosy. Here, take this.") +2011-09-26.txt:11:34:23: <fizzie> Mountains're nice. +2011-09-26.txt:11:36:01: <elliott> `pastelogs Mountains're nice.
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.5749 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +2012-02-01.txt:22:44:40: <oerjan> @tell Taneb er... Dupdog is not supposed to have a program pointer, you always take the first character. Also your eval' is an infinite recursion (hint: unless you are writing generic combinators, a function argument with IO type is usually a mistake.) +2012-02-01.txt:22:58:01: <oerjan> @tell Taneb I can see how "The next character is read" might give you that impression though - but note that (I clearly recall) the initial inspiration for dupdog was the idea of two irc bots reacting to each other's lines as entirely new commands, for which such a remembering of position doesn't make sense. +2012-02-18.txt:14:49:47: <Taneb> ~!~ --infinite loop in dupdog? +2012-02-21.txt:22:42:32: <oerjan> `pastelogs taneb.*dupdog
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.5756 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +2009-06-24.txt:19:07:27: <oerjan> also i have seen so few applicatives that aren't usually extended right on to monads, the only one coming to mind is ZipList (and i recall concluding even those _had_ a monad extension in principle) +2009-06-24.txt:19:08:39: <Gracenotes> ZipList is mah canonical example +2009-06-24.txt:19:28:12: <oerjan> augur: i'm talking about a theoretical Monad instance for ZipList, lambdabot doesn't have it +2009-06-26.txt:05:30:49: <pikhq> > fromZipList $ fmap chr $ (+) <$> (fmap ord ['
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.576 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +2008-10-20.txt:20:02:38: <psygnisfive> finland is very liberal innit +2010-09-20.txt:19:15:16: <fizzie> Finland is very lacking in the mountains department. +2011-12-15.txt:20:17:39: <itidus21> on a side note, someone in a distant chatroom suggested to me that finland is very depressing and a bit of a gulag +2011-12-15.txt:20:18:20: -!- Gregor changed the topic of #esoteric to: <itidus21> on a side note, [...] finland is very depressing and a bit of a gulag | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-12-17.txt:04:15:18: <Gregor> shachaf: Doesn't matter, I hear Finland is very depressing and a bit of a gulag. +2011-12-17.txt:20:53:37: -!- Gregor changed the topic of #esoteric to: <itidus21> on a side note, [...] finland is very depressing and a bit of a matrix of solidity | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-12-17.txt:21:00:15: <itidus20> `log finland is very +2011-12-17.txt:21:00:43: <HackEgo> 2011-12-15.txt:20:18:20: -!- Gregor changed the topic of #esoteric to: <itidus21> on a side note, [...] finland is very depressing and a bit of a gulag | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-12-17.txt:21:00:53: <itidus20> `pastelogs finland is very
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.5996 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +20) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +21) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +22) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +64) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis".
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atrapado has quit ("Abandonando"). +2009-04-07.txt:20:56:35: -!- atrapado has joined #esoteric. +2009-04-07.txt:22:28:33: -!- atrapado has quit ("quita"). +2009-05-21.txt:01:50:02: -!- atrapado has joined #esoteric. +2009-05-21.txt:02:00:35: -!- atrapado has quit ("WeeChat 0.2.6.2"). +2009-06-10.txt:21:04:32: -!- atrapado has joined #esoteric. +2009-06-10.txt:22:09:24: <atrapado> managers write it +2009-06-10.txt:22:10:06: <ehird> atrapado: no, managers tell lawyers to write it +2009-06-10.txt:22:11:05: <atrapado> and neither one knows what they are doing +2009-06-10.txt:22:12:12: <ehird> atrapado: lawyers absolutely know what they're doing. +2009-06-10.txt:22:14:37: <atrapado> ehird, i do not know +2009-06-10.txt:22:14:50: <ehird> atrapado: you don't know what? +2009-06-10.txt:22:15:06: <atrapado> whether lawyers know what they are doing +2009-06-10.txt:22:16:31: <ehird> atrapado: what sort of mad alternate universe do you live in +2009-06-10.txt:22:17:09: <atrapado> haha +2009-06-10.txt:22:17:28: <atrapado> ehird, i am debugging the world and looking for a guilty +2009-06-10.txt:22:17:46: <ehird> atrapado: erm, your grammar seems very guilty +2009-06-10.txt:22:19:14: <atrapado> ehird, yes, can you decapitate it ? +2009-06-10.txt:22:19:31: <ehird> atrapado: i think it already has been +2009-06-10.txt:22:21:14: <atrapado> ehird, headless grammar it is then +2009-06-10.txt:22:23:00: <atrapado> maybe a grammar without a start symbol +2009-06-10.txt:22:23:54: <atrapado> with several start symbols +2009-06-10.txt:22:25:24: <atrapado> no, i meant S = a string of more than one non terminal +2009-06-10.txt:22:26:11: <atrapado> you do not start with S, you start with, say AB +2009-06-10.txt:22:26:38: <atrapado> yes, i understand +2009-06-10.txt:22:27:21: <atrapado> it might be equivalent, but it is not the same +2009-06-10.txt:22:28:24: <atrapado> some lingustics is, since chomsky defined something there +2009-06-10.txt:22:32:37: <psygnisfive> atrapado: i dont see what youre getting from this "headlessness" +2009-06-10.txt:22:32:57: <atrapado> the same you are getting with your headness +2009-06-10.txt:22:33:03: <atrapado> from * +2009-06-10.txt:22:33:18: <ehird> 22:17 atrapado: ehird, i am debugging the world and looking for a guilty +2009-06-10.txt:22:33:18: <ehird> 22:17 ehird: atrapado: erm, your grammar seems very guilty +2009-06-10.txt:22:33:20: <ehird> 22:19 atrapado: ehird, yes, can you decapitate it ? +2009-06-10.txt:22:33:22: <ehird> 22:19 ehird: atrapado: i think it already has been +2009-06-10.txt:22:33:23: <ehird> 22:21 atrapado: ehird, headless grammar it is then +2009-06-10.txt:22:35:15: <atrapado> it would be funny defined that way +2009-06-10.txt:22:37:01: <atrapado> how would you get 'a' from 'AB' ? +2009-06-10.txt:22:37:42: <psygnisfive> atrapado: what do you mean? +2009-06-10.txt:22:38:54: <atrapado> psygnisfive, if you start with nonterminals 'AB', what grammar do you need so that 'a' is in the grammar ? +2009-06-10.txt:22:39:03: <atrapado> 'a' terminal +2009-06-10.txt:22:39:15: <atrapado> yeah ! +2009-06-10.txt:22:39:23: <atrapado> every grammar has epsilons ? +2009-06-10.txt:22:39:25: <atrapado> yeah +2009-06-10.txt:22:39:31: <atrapado> can have * +2009-06-10.txt:22:41:02: <atrapado> yes, psygnisfive +2009-06-10.txt:22:42:47: <atrapado> psygnisfive, do you know how many grammars there are ? +2009-06-10.txt:22:43:12: <pikhq> atrapado: Approximately \infty +2009-06-10.txt:22:43:40: <atrapado> exactly the same number as the number of natural numbers +2009-06-10.txt:22:43:50: <atrapado> i think +2009-06-10.txt:22:52:51: <atrapado> do you think a recursive language / a decisor is sufficient for almost everyone ? +2009-06-10.txt:22:53:05: <psygnisfive> atrapado: what? +2009-06-10.txt:22:53:35: <atrapado> it was a rephrase of bill gates' 640 k is enough for everyone +2009-06-10.txt:22:54:07: <atrapado> i see +2009-06-10.txt:22:54:20: <atrapado> i mean you can do almost any interesting calculation with a decisor +2009-06-10.txt:22:54:38: <atrapado> a machine that always halts +2009-06-10.txt:22:54:56: <atrapado> oh, yes +2009-06-10.txt:22:56:35: <atrapado> psygnisfive, think about a desktop, it surely do not need such non-halting +2009-06-10.txt:22:56:56: <psygnisfive> atrapado: well, no, you just need absurdly long halt times +2009-06-10.txt:22:57:44: <atrapado> yes, they have limited memory and time +2009-06-10.txt:22:58:25: <atrapado> yes, psygnisfive , they would reach a loop always +2009-06-10.txt:23:09:52: -!- atrapado has quit ("going-to-sleep"). +2009-06-11.txt:07:54:45: -!- atrapado has joined #esoteric. +2009-06-11.txt:13:01:10: -!- atrapado has quit ("Abandonando"). +2009-06-15.txt:09:58:03: -!- atrapado has joined #esoteric. +2009-06-15.txt:13:01:08: -!- atrapado has quit ("Abandonando"). +2009-06-19.txt:10:22:06: -!- atrapado has joined #esoteric. +2009-06-19.txt:10:22:53: <atrapado> any void here +2009-06-19.txt:10:23:32: <atrapado> ah +2009-06-19.txt:10:23:54: <atrapado> are you pointing to something that points to something +2009-06-19.txt:10:24:20: <atrapado> then fire ! +2009-06-19.txt:10:24:23: <atrapado> ** +2009-06-19.txt:10:24:41: <atrapado> yes, dereference the gun +2009-06-19.txt:10:31:03: <atrapado> and shake the body of the function +2009-06-19.txt:11:51:44: <atrapado> ais523: what do you do +2009-06-19.txt:11:51:56: <ais523> atrapado: I'm an electronic and computer engineer +2009-06-19.txt:11:52:18: <atrapado> yo do computers or computers with computers +2009-06-19.txt:11:55:49: <atrapado> ok i am computer scientist +2009-06-19.txt:11:56:20: <atrapado> and technical developer +2009-06-19.txt:12:00:27: <atrapado> ais523: problems with connection ? +2009-06-19.txt:12:03:00: <atrapado> you will have to de wire less it +2009-06-19.txt:12:03:05: <atrapado> or wire it +2009-06-19.txt:12:04:27: <atrapado> ah no ? +2009-06-19.txt:12:04:33: <atrapado> why +2009-06-19.txt:12:04:44: <atrapado> ah ok, there are no plugs +2009-06-19.txt:12:06:08: <atrapado> i see +2009-06-19.txt:12:06:23: <atrapado> and is cyphered the air ? +2009-06-19.txt:12:07:08: <atrapado> yes, encryption in an illusion +2009-06-19.txt:12:09:24: <atrapado> i am thinking about break it +2009-06-19.txt:12:11:31: <atrapado> i will start reversing md5 +2009-06-19.txt:12:16:10: <atrapado> and then sha1 +2009-06-19.txt:12:16:13: <atrapado> and then sha256 +2009-06-19.txt:12:16:18: <atrapado> and then chaos +2009-06-19.txt:12:16:20: <atrapado> as before +2009-06-19.txt:12:18:17: <ais523> atrapado: just build a quantum computer +2009-06-19.txt:12:19:07: <atrapado> yes, but i am thinking about what is the most useful thing i can do with this computers, and is break the illusions of cryptography +2009-06-19.txt:12:20:20: <atrapado> and all that is build over them +2009-06-19.txt:12:27:03: <atrapado> and break unix if i can +2009-06-19.txt:12:27:15: <atrapado> and build a better thing +2009-06-19.txt:12:58:38: -!- atrapado has quit 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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.6146 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +2007-03-25.txt:01:47:27: <bsmntbombdood> @'foo [foo code] @object %inherit add-method done +2007-03-25.txt:01:54:47: <bsmntbombdood> @'foo [foo code] @object %inherit add-method done init foo +2010-01-14.txt:17:08:20: <ehird> It's just a hideously complex language that isn't all that comfortable to code in. All its esotericness is inherited from Befunge-93. +2010-09-11.txt:06:16:46: <alise> To be more precise, a fingerprint is a unique ID code which indicates a library of routines (a fingerprinted extension) to be assigned temporarily to what the instructions A to Z do. Multiple loaded fingerprints can overlap and overload, so even object-oriented-like inheritance is possible. +2010-10-01.txt:21:22:29: <alise> Unicode U+00D0 U+00F0 Inherited from the older ISO 8859-1 standard +2010-11-01.txt:23:01:41: <olsner> also, what's the difference between this new 16-bit code segment and the one inherited from real mode? +2011-01-07.txt:20:38:05: <oerjan> some of the code may be inherited from the haskell 98 report +2011-11-19.txt:07:23:18: <CakeProphet> also as far as OO goes the use of mixins and partial classes allows more code re-use than silly C++/Java inheritance +2012-02-22.txt:12:58:12: <elliott> well a hacky way would be changing the <code>s to <code style="background: inherit"> i think +2012-03-12.txt:13:07:02: <oerjan> `pastelogs code.*inherit +2012-03-12.txt:13:07:47: <oerjan> `pastelogs code.*inherit
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.6290 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,300 @@ +2011-09-13.txt:17:35:42: <elliott> `run mv QHHG bin/pastelog; chmod +x bin/pastelog +2011-09-13.txt:17:35:50: <elliott> `run mv bin/pastelog bin/pastelogs +2011-09-13.txt:17:35:56: <elliott> `pastelogs death +2011-09-13.txt:17:35:58: <HackEgo> ​/hackenv/bin/pastelogs: line 9: syntax error near unexpected token `fi' \ /hackenv/bin/pastelogs: line 9: ` fi | paste' +2011-09-13.txt:17:36:28: <elliott> `run mv AiQB bin/pastelogs; chmod +x bin/pastelogs +2011-09-13.txt:17:36:32: <elliott> `pastelogs death +2011-09-13.txt:17:36:33: <HackEgo> ​/hackenv/bin/pastelogs: line 9: syntax error near unexpected token `fi' \ /hackenv/bin/pastelogs: line 9: ` fi) | paste' +2011-09-13.txt:17:37:14: <elliott> `run mv gRjb bin/pastelogs; chmod +x bin/pastelogs +2011-09-13.txt:17:37:16: <elliott> `pastelogs death +2011-09-13.txt:17:37:18: <HackEgo> ​/hackenv/bin/pastelogs: line 9: syntax error near unexpected token `fi' \ /hackenv/bin/pastelogs: line 9: ` fi) | paste' +2011-09-13.txt:17:37:31: <elliott> `run mv gRjb bin/pastelogs; chmod +x bin/pastelogs +2011-09-13.txt:17:37:35: <elliott> `pastelogs death +2011-09-13.txt:17:37:36: <HackEgo> ​/hackenv/bin/pastelogs: line 9: syntax error near unexpected token `fi' \ /hackenv/bin/pastelogs: line 9: ` fi; } | paste' +2011-09-13.txt:17:38:14: <elliott> `run mv cOYQ bin/pastelogs; chmod +x bin/pastelogs +2011-09-13.txt:17:38:17: <elliott> `pastelogs death +2011-09-13.txt:17:38:27: <elliott> `pastelogs +2011-09-13.txt:17:39:45: <monqy> `pastelogs looking ghostly +2011-09-13.txt:17:40:20: <monqy> i like how at the end of your `pastelogs death +2011-09-13.txt:17:40:25: <monqy> 2011-09-13.txt:17:35:56: <elliott> `pastelogs death +2011-09-13.txt:17:40:25: <monqy> 2011-09-13.txt:17:36:32: <elliott> `pastelogs death +2011-09-13.txt:17:40:25: <monqy> 2011-09-13.txt:17:37:16: <elliott> `pastelogs death +2011-09-13.txt:17:40:25: <monqy> 2011-09-13.txt:17:37:35: <elliott> `pastelogs death +2011-09-13.txt:17:40:27: <monqy> 2011-09-13.txt:17:38:17: <elliott> `pastelogs death +2011-09-13.txt:17:40:54: <elliott> `run mv PGWL bin/pastelogs; chmod +x bin/pastelogs +2011-09-13.txt:17:40:57: <elliott> `pastelogs +2011-09-13.txt:17:41:20: <elliott> `run mv PGWL bin/pastelogs; chmod +x bin/pastelogs +2011-09-13.txt:17:41:26: <elliott> `pastelogs +2011-09-13.txt:17:42:05: <elliott> `pastelogs 9 +2011-09-13.txt:17:42:16: <elliott> `pastelogs (9) +2011-09-13.txt:17:43:18: <elliott> ais523: log/pastelogs +2011-09-13.txt:17:44:33: <elliott> `pastelogs f{7}u{12} +2011-09-13.txt:17:44:55: <elliott> `pastelogs [^f]f{7}u{12}[^u] +2011-09-13.txt:17:45:37: <elliott> Hmm, pastelogs should probably cut it off after a certain limit +2011-09-13.txt:17:49:18: <HackEgo> bin/etymology \ bin/log \ bin/pastelogs +2011-09-13.txt:17:49:53: <elliott> `run mv DOKJ bin/pastelogs; chmod +x bin/pastelogs +2011-09-13.txt:17:49:56: <elliott> `pastelogs 999 +2011-09-13.txt:17:50:00: <elliott> `pastelogs . +2011-09-13.txt:17:52:14: <elliott> pastelogs +2011-09-13.txt:17:53:11: <Vorpal> `pastelog 19:53:.. +2011-09-13.txt:17:53:13: <HackEgo> ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: pastelog: not found +2011-09-13.txt:17:53:20: <Vorpal> elliott: pastelog? +2011-09-13.txt:17:53:29: <Vorpal> `pastelogs 19:53:.. +2011-09-13.txt:17:53:31: <elliott> Vorpal: Pastelogs. +2011-09-13.txt:17:54:19: <Vorpal> `pastelogs 19:53:[0-9][0-9]: +2011-09-13.txt:17:58:33: <elliott> `url bin/pastelogs +2011-09-13.txt:17:58:34: <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/bin/pastelogs +2011-09-13.txt:18:01:53: <elliott> `pastelogs (fuck\S*){9} +2011-09-13.txt:18:02:47: <elliott> `pastelogs 2010-08-30.txt:16:15:24: +2011-09-13.txt:18:13:18: <elliott> `pastelogs Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:31:28: <elliott> `pastelogs betwixt +2011-09-13.txt:18:47:07: <elliott> not pastelogs :P +2011-09-13.txt:18:47:09: <elliott> `pastelogs rare +2011-09-13.txt:18:48:04: <calamari> `pastelogs calamari +2011-09-13.txt:18:48:42: <itidus20> `pastelogs ork +2011-09-13.txt:18:49:32: <itidus20> i didnt think that pastelog out very well +2011-09-13.txt:18:50:13: <elliott> `pastelogs ork +2011-09-13.txt:18:51:53: <itidus20> `pastelogs feather +2011-09-13.txt:22:13:57: <elliott> `pastelogs +2011-09-14.txt:01:38:48: <itidus20> `pastelog godel +2011-09-14.txt:01:38:50: <HackEgo> ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: pastelog: not found +2011-09-14.txt:01:39:37: <itidus20> `pastelogs godel +2011-09-14.txt:01:40:16: <quintopia> `run which pastelogs +2011-09-14.txt:01:40:18: <HackEgo> ​/hackenv/bin/pastelogs +2011-09-14.txt:01:41:43: <quintopia> `run ln -s /hackenv/bin/pastelogs /hackenv/bin/pastelog +2011-09-14.txt:01:42:25: <monqy> `pastelog +2011-09-14.txt:01:43:23: <itidus20> `pastelogs dangerously +2011-09-14.txt:01:59:41: <elliott> <quintopia> `run ln -s /hackenv/bin/pastelogs /hackenv/bin/pastelog +2011-09-14.txt:02:00:12: <elliott> `rm bin/pastelog +2011-09-14.txt:22:13:58: <elliott> `pastelogs is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function +2011-09-14.txt:22:19:31: <elliott> `pastelogs not even going to try and understand +2011-09-14.txt:22:22:22: <Lymee> `pastelogs @pl +2011-09-14.txt:22:22:23: <elliott> `pastelogs <DMM> +2011-09-14.txt:22:30:56: <HackEgo> Lymee \ addquote \ allquotes \ botsnack \ calc \ commands \ creatures \ define \ delquote \ elliott \ esolang \ etymology \ fuck \ google \ imdb \ json \ k \ karma \ learnt \ log \ logurl \ marco \ minifind \ paste \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ penis \ ping \ prefixes \ quine \ quote \ quotes \ rec +2011-09-14.txt:23:15:46: <elliott> `pastelogs Tefad +2011-09-14.txt:23:19:33: <elliott> `pastelogs finland +2011-09-14.txt:23:26:01: <HackEgo> ​? \ addquote \ allquotes \ botsnack \ calc \ commands \ creatures \ define \ delquote \ elliott \ esolang \ etymology \ forget \ fuck \ google \ imdb \ json \ k \ karma \ learn \ log \ logurl \ marco \ minifind \ paste \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ penis \ ping \ prefixes \ quine \ quote +2011-09-14.txt:23:27:18: <HackEgo> ​? \ addquote \ allquotes \ botsnack \ calc \ commands \ creatures \ define \ delquote \ esolang \ etymology \ forget \ fuck \ google \ imdb \ json \ k \ karma \ learn \ log \ logurl \ marco \ minifind \ paste \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ penis \ ping \ prefixes \ quine \ quote \ quotes +2011-09-14.txt:23:49:54: <HackEgo> ​? \ addquote \ allquotes \ botsnack \ calc \ commands \ creatures \ define \ delquote \ esolang \ etymology \ forget \ google \ imdb \ json \ k \ karma \ learn \ log \ logurl \ marco \ minifind \ paste \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ penis \ ping \ prefixes \ quine \ quote \ quotes \ rec +2011-09-14.txt:23:51:10: <HackEgo> ​? \ addquote \ allquotes \ botsnack \ calc \ commands \ creatures \ define \ delquote \ esolang \ etymology \ forget \ google \ imdb \ json \ k \ karma \ learn \ log \ logurl \ marco \ minifind \ paste \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ ping \ prefixes \ quine \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ runasperl +2011-09-14.txt:23:51:47: <HackEgo> ​? \ addquote \ allquotes \ botsnack \ calc \ commands \ creatures \ define \ delquote \ esolang \ etymology \ forget \ google \ imdb \ json \ k \ karma \ learn \ log \ logurl \ marco \ minifind \ paste \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ ping \ prefixes \ quine \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ runasperl +2011-09-14.txt:23:52:24: <HackEgo> ​? \ addquote \ allquotes \ calc \ commands \ creatures \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ google \ imdb \ json \ k \ karma \ learn \ log \ logurl \ marco \ minifind \ paste \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ ping \ prefixes \ quine \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ runfor \ rungcc \ say \ sayhi +2011-09-14.txt:23:52:41: <HackEgo> ​?, addquote, allquotes, calc, commands, creatures, define, delquote, etymology, \ forget, google, imdb, json, k, karma, learn, log, logurl, marco, minifind, \ paste, pastelog, pastelogs, pastenquotes, pastequotes, pastewisdom, ping, \ prefixes, quine, quote, quotes, roll, runfor, rungcc, say, sayhi, strfile, \ swedish, toutf8, +2011-09-14.txt:23:53:03: <HackEgo> ​?, addquote, allquotes, calc, commads, creatures, defie, delquote, etymology, \ forget, google, imdb, jso, k, karma, lear, log, logurl, marco, miifid, \ paste, pastelog, pastelogs, pastequotes, pastequotes, pastewisdom, pig, \ prefixes, quie, quote, quotes, roll, rufor, rugcc, say, sayhi, strfile, \ swedish, toutf8, traslate, +2011-09-14.txt:23:53:32: <HackEgo> ​? \ addquote \ allquotes \ calc \ creatures \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ google \ imdb \ json \ k \ karma \ learn \ log \ logurl \ marco \ minifind \ paste \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ ping \ prefixes \ quine \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ runfor \ rungcc \ say \ sayhi \ strfile +2011-09-15.txt:02:01:24: <itidus20> `pastelogs <itidus20> `learn +2011-09-15.txt:02:03:02: <itidus20> `pastelogs esperanto +2011-09-15.txt:07:00:32: <itidus20> `pastelogs godzilla +2011-09-15.txt:07:02:34: <itidus20> `pastelogs monster +2011-09-15.txt:07:03:55: <itidus20> `pastelogs godzilla +2011-09-15.txt:07:04:57: <itidus20> `pastelogs zombie +2011-09-15.txt:17:28:26: <HackEgo> ​. \ ./bin \ ./bin/? \ ./bin/addquote \ ./bin/allquotes \ ./bin/define \ ./bin/delquote \ ./bin/etymology \ ./bin/forget \ ./bin/google \ ./bin/json \ ./bin/k \ ./bin/karma \ ./bin/karma+ \ ./bin/karma- \ ./bin/learn \ ./bin/log \ ./bin/logurl \ ./bin/marco \ ./bin/paste \ ./bin/pastekarma \ ./bin/pastelog \ ./bin/pastelogs +2011-09-17.txt:15:59:22: <Gregor> `pastelogs fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:21:34:14: <itidus21> `pastelogs fuckton +2011-09-18.txt:20:25:56: <ais523> `pastelogs hell?oerjan +2011-09-20.txt:17:25:32: <elliott> `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive +2011-09-20.txt:17:25:48: <Phantom_Hoover> `addquote <elliott> `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive +2011-09-20.txt:17:25:50: <HackEgo> 676) <elliott> `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive +2011-09-20.txt:17:26:30: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, I distinctly recall him saying it, so `pastelogs or glogbot is broken. +2011-09-20.txt:17:31:33: <elliott> Gregor: Um, I'm talking about `pastelogs missing log entries +2011-09-21.txt:02:11:47: <monqy> `pastelogs ferrari +2011-09-21.txt:02:12:19: <cheater> `pastelogs maserati +2011-09-21.txt:02:14:00: <monqy> `pastelogs <cheater.*declarative +2011-09-21.txt:02:14:25: <monqy> `pastelogs <cheater.*descriptive +2011-09-21.txt:02:14:41: <cheater> `pastelogs cheater.*evincar +2011-09-21.txt:02:18:44: <monqy> `pastelogs evincar.*adjective +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:41: <elliott_> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:46:16: <elliott_> `pastelogs hexham +2011-09-21.txt:19:35:11: <elliott> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:19:35:37: <elliott> Gregor: And that's why there are no more lines in that pastelogs :P +2011-09-21.txt:19:36:02: <ais523> `pastelogs hexham +2011-09-21.txt:19:37:07: <Gregor> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:19:37:30: <elliott> `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive +2011-09-21.txt:21:24:47: <Gregor> `pastelogs harsh.*vibe +2011-09-21.txt:21:25:27: <Gregor> `pastelogs harsh.*buzz +2011-09-21.txt:21:26:01: <Gregor> `pastelogs killjoy +2011-09-21.txt:21:33:10: <elliott> egrep -v '\d\d:\d\d:\d\d: <[^>]*> `(log|pastelogs)' +2011-09-21.txt:22:31:57: <HackEgo> 2011-09-21.txt:18:45:41: <elliott_> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:23:15:45: <elliott> `pastelogs Hel/Finland +2011-09-22.txt:00:09:02: <elliott> `pastelogs not available +2011-09-22.txt:17:27:25: <Gregor> `pastelogs thou shalt not +2011-09-23.txt:12:50:12: <HackEgo> ​? \ addquote \ allquotes \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ google \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ marco \ paste \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ ping \ prefixes \ quine \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ toutf8 \ translate \ translatefromto +2011-09-23.txt:17:25:10: <ais523> hmm, is there any way I can do `pastelogs ehird sanely? +2011-09-23.txt:18:54:14: <elliott> `pastelogs codu.*ogg +2011-09-23.txt:19:16:54: <Phantom_Hoover> `pastelogs superturing.ogg +2011-09-25.txt:15:21:02: <HackEgo> ​? \ addquote \ allquotes \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ google \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ marco \ paste \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ ping \ prefixes \ quine \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ toutf8 \ translate \ translatefromto +2011-09-26.txt:11:36:01: <elliott> `pastelogs Mountains're nice. +2011-10-12.txt:08:57:11: <elliott> `pastelogs i'm so kind, even to assholes +2011-10-16.txt:22:46:35: <HackEgo> ​? \ addquote \ allquotes \ calc \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ google \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ marco \ paste \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ ping \ prefixes \ quine \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ toutf8 +2011-10-19.txt:19:08:10: <HackEgo> 658) <elliott> `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive +2011-10-19.txt:20:44:06: <HackEgo> ​? \ addquote \ allquotes \ calc \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ google \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ marco \ paste \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ ping \ prefixes \ qc \ quine \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ runperl +2011-10-21.txt:04:36:16: <elliott> `pastelogs Oranjer +2011-10-28.txt:10:24:52: <HackEgo> ​? \ addquote \ allquotes \ calc \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ google \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ marco \ paste \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ ping \ prefixes \ qc \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ runperl \ toutf8 +2011-10-29.txt:17:24:14: <elliott> `pastelogs long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations +2011-11-02.txt:20:52:54: <HackEgo> ​? \ addquote \ allquotes \ calc \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ google \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ marco \ paste \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ ping \ prefixes \ qc \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ runperl \ toutf8 +2011-11-03.txt:18:32:20: <HackEgo> ​? \ addquote \ allquotes \ calc \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ google \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ marco \ paste \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ ping \ prefixes \ qc \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ runperl \ toutf8 +2011-11-07.txt:15:25:14: <elliott> Gregor: Don't recall, try `pastelogs +2011-11-07.txt:20:33:01: <elliott> `pastelogs <boily> +2011-11-08.txt:20:53:34: <ais523> !pastelogs ais523.*Feather +2011-11-08.txt:20:53:39: <ais523> `pastelogs ais523.*Feather +2011-11-10.txt:22:45:16: <elliott> `pastelogs Sut-Heb +2011-11-15.txt:07:25:38: <HackEgo> ​? \ @ \ addquote \ allquotes \ calc \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ google \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ marco \ paste \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ ping \ prefixes \ qc \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ runperl \ toutf8 \ translate \ translatefromto \ translateto \ units \ url \ wl \ word \ wtf +2011-11-16.txt:00:27:15: <HackEgo> ​? \ @ \ addquote \ allquotes \ calc \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ google \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ marco \ paste \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ ping \ prefixes \ qc \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ runperl \ toutf8 \ translate \ translatefromto \ translateto \ units \ url \ wl \ word \ wtf +2011-11-23.txt:10:20:19: <HackEgo> ​? \ @ \ addquote \ allquotes \ calc \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ google \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ marco \ paste \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ ping \ prefixes \ qc \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ toutf8 \ translate \ translatefromto \ translateto \ units \ url \ welcome \ wl \ word \ wtf +2011-11-25.txt:00:43:32: <itidus22> `pastelog delquote 736 +2011-11-25.txt:21:57:04: <monqy> `pastelogs lego alpha team +2011-11-28.txt:13:07:17: <itidus21> `pastelog brandon harris +2011-12-05.txt:20:39:57: <elliott> oerjan: pastelogs, dude +2011-12-05.txt:20:40:08: <oerjan> `pastelogs [t]he former is a very deep theorem +2011-12-05.txt:21:14:27: <Gregor> `pastelogs aii +2011-12-05.txt:21:14:54: <itidus20> thats a very weird pastelog +2011-12-05.txt:21:17:57: <elliott> `pastelogs axiomatic +2011-12-05.txt:21:18:01: <elliott> `pastelogs aargh +2011-12-05.txt:21:19:09: <itidus20> these are really painful pastelogs to read +2011-12-08.txt:19:09:58: <HackEgo> bin/log: egrep -i -- "$1" ????-??-??.txt | shuf -n 1 \ bin/pastelog: lines=$(egrep -i -- "$1" ????-??-??.txt | head -n 301) \ bin/pastelogs: lines=$(egrep -i -- "$1" ????-??-??.txt | head -n 301) \ bin/quote: egrep -i -- "$1" \ bin/quotes: egrep -i -- "$1" +2011-12-09.txt:22:10:02: <HackEgo> ​? \ @ \ addquote \ allquotes \ calc \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ google \ hatesgeo \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ marco \ paste \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ ping \ prefixes \ qc \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ toutf8 \ translate \ translatefromto \ translateto \ units \ url \ welcome \ wl \ word \ wtf +2011-12-10.txt:12:58:24: <HackEgo> ​? \ @ \ addquote \ allquotes \ calc \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ google \ hatesgeo \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ marco \ paste \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ ping \ prefixes \ qc \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ toutf8 \ translate \ translatefromto \ translateto \ units \ url \ welcome \ wl \ word \ wtf +2011-12-11.txt:21:42:14: <Ngevd> `pastelogs Taneb +2011-12-11.txt:21:44:43: <itidus21> `pastelogs itidus +2011-12-11.txt:23:22:17: <elliott> `pastelogs matrix of solidity +2011-12-13.txt:17:45:42: <itidus21> `pastelogs itidus21 +2011-12-13.txt:17:47:16: <itidus21> `pastelogs itidus20 +2011-12-14.txt:19:01:40: <Gregor> `pastelogs elliott.*1000.*c.*function +2011-12-15.txt:21:50:26: <itidus21> `pastelogs automatic car +2011-12-17.txt:21:00:53: <itidus20> `pastelogs finland is very +2011-12-17.txt:21:11:24: <itidus20> `pastelogs `log +2011-12-19.txt:19:36:15: <Gregor> `pastelogs Gregor> what whaaaaa +2011-12-20.txt:05:55:14: <oerjan> `pastelogs [l]ogread +2011-12-20.txt:09:46:40: <shachaf> `cat bin/pastelog +2011-12-23.txt:06:12:32: <itidus21> `pastelogs bizarre notations +2011-12-24.txt:01:18:30: <Gregor> `pastelogs matrix of solidity +2011-12-24.txt:03:27:57: <HackEgo> ​? \ @ \ No \ _tmpe \ addquote \ allquotes \ calc \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ google \ hatesgeo \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ marco \ paste \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ pastlog \ ping \ prefixes \ qc \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ toutf8 \ translate \ translatefromto \ translateto \ units \ url +2011-12-24.txt:04:32:49: <HackEgo> ​? \ @ \ No \ _tmpe \ addquote \ allquotes \ calc \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ google \ hatesgeo \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ marco \ paste \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ pastlog \ ping \ prefixes \ qc \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ toutf8 \ translate \ translatefromto \ translateto \ units \ url +2011-12-24.txt:04:35:09: <Gregor> `pastelogs elliott.*user.*agent +2011-12-24.txt:10:14:44: <itidus21> `pastelogs D: +2011-12-24.txt:14:35:15: <elliott_> 04:35:09: <Gregor> `pastelogs elliott.*user.*agent +2011-12-25.txt:09:18:32: <HackEgo> ls: cannot access h*: No such file or directory \ bin: \ ? \ @ \ No \ _tmpe \ addquote \ allquotes \ calc \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ google \ hatesgeo \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ marco \ paste \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ pastlog \ ping \ prefixes \ qc \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ toutf8 +2011-12-25.txt:15:49:41: <HackEgo> ​? \ @ \ No \ _tmpe \ addquote \ allquotes \ calc \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ google \ haskell \ hatesgeo \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ marco \ paste \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ pastlog \ ping \ prefixes \ qc \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ toutf8 \ translate \ translatefromto \ translateto \ units +2011-12-27.txt:00:11:23: <Vorpal> `pastelogs u8 +2011-12-27.txt:00:11:25: <Vorpal> `pastelog u8 +2011-12-28.txt:09:06:35: <itidus21> `pastelogs control the weather +2011-12-28.txt:09:54:00: <itidus21> `pastelogs lilypond +2011-12-29.txt:05:36:01: <kallisti> `pastelogs ZipList +2011-12-29.txt:05:37:12: <kallisti> `pastelogs ziplist +2011-12-29.txt:05:38:13: <kallisti> `pastelogs oerjan> > +2011-12-29.txt:05:38:40: <kallisti> hm pastelogs doesn't paste everything I see. +2011-12-29.txt:05:38:52: <kallisti> `pastelogs oerjan> > +2011-12-29.txt:05:39:13: <kallisti> `pastelogs oerjan> >.*ZipList +2012-01-06.txt:10:04:58: <HackEgo> ​? \ @ \ No \ addquote \ allquotes \ calc \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ google \ hatesgeo \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ marco \ paste \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ pastlog \ ping \ prefixes \ qc \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ toutf8 \ translate \ translatefromto \ translateto \ units \ url \ welcome \ wl \ word \ words \ wtf +2012-01-06.txt:23:18:39: <itidus21> `pastelogs continuous +2012-01-06.txt:23:19:28: <itidus21> `pastelog continuous +2012-01-07.txt:10:17:15: <itidus21> `pastelog an @ +2012-01-07.txt:10:18:34: <itidus21> can someone fix " `pastelog an @ " for me +2012-01-07.txt:10:19:23: <shachaf> `pastelog deep breath +2012-01-07.txt:10:20:06: <shachaf> `pastelog breath +2012-01-07.txt:10:22:19: <shachaf> `pastelog inhale +2012-01-07.txt:10:24:32: <itidus21> `pastelog @ +2012-01-07.txt:10:27:23: <itidus21> `pastelog haskell +2012-01-07.txt:10:33:07: <itidus21> `pastelog +2012-01-07.txt:10:37:13: <itidus21> `pastelog < +2012-01-07.txt:10:40:59: <itidus21> `pastelog http +2012-01-07.txt:10:42:48: <itidus21> i am quite good at devising `pastelog queries +2012-01-07.txt:10:44:08: <itidus21> `pastelog changed the topic +2012-01-07.txt:11:24:04: <itidus21> `pastelog terminal +2012-01-07.txt:11:24:52: <itidus21> `pastelog itidus21 +2012-01-07.txt:13:50:28: <itidus21> `pastelog continuous time +2012-01-07.txt:13:51:24: <itidus21> `pastelog continuous in time +2012-01-08.txt:15:27:49: <elliott> atrapado: Naww, `pastelogs says 2007, I meant the REAL old days. But hi :P +2012-01-08.txt:15:28:14: <Vorpal> <elliott> atrapado: Naww, `pastelogs says 2007, I meant the REAL old days. But hi :P <-- what? 2005? +2012-01-11.txt:18:32:00: <olsner> `pastelog causation +2012-01-11.txt:18:34:07: <olsner> `pastelogs causation +2012-01-11.txt:18:37:16: <olsner> elliott: didn't I misspell it the first time, since pastelog gave nothing and pastelogs gave me results? +2012-01-11.txt:18:38:22: <elliott> `cat bin/pastelog +2012-01-11.txt:18:38:35: <elliott> `run ls -l bin/pastelog +2012-01-11.txt:18:38:38: <HackEgo> ​-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 602 Jan 11 18:38 bin/pastelog +2012-01-11.txt:18:38:40: <elliott> `run ls -l bin/pastelogs +2012-01-11.txt:18:38:43: <HackEgo> ​-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 602 Jan 11 18:38 bin/pastelogs +2012-01-11.txt:18:38:51: <elliott> `run diff bin/pastelog{,s} +2012-01-12.txt:11:27:19: <Vorpal> ais523, I thought pastelog includes all +2012-01-12.txt:11:27:47: <ais523> pastelog's an interesting thought +2012-01-12.txt:12:50:45: <Vorpal> `pastelog fungebot +2012-01-12.txt:14:38:05: <itidus21> `pastelog fsvo +2012-01-12.txt:18:30:08: <kallisti> `pastelog plaindromes +2012-01-12.txt:18:30:13: <kallisti> `pastelog palindromes +2012-01-12.txt:18:37:47: <Ngevd> I'm in that palindromes pastelog a lot... +2012-01-13.txt:00:05:46: <kallisti> `pastelogs +2012-01-13.txt:00:05:49: <kallisti> `pastelog +2012-02-03.txt:13:25:39: <HackEgo> ​? \ @ \ No \ addquote \ allquotes \ calc \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ google \ hatesgeo \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ marco \ paste \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ pastlog \ ping \ prefixes \ qc \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ searchlog \ toutf8 \ translate \ translatefromto \ translateto \ units \ url +2012-02-13.txt:00:26:12: <itidus20> `pastelogs something +2012-02-13.txt:00:30:27: <zzo38> `pastelogs Kjugobe +2012-02-13.txt:00:30:36: <zzo38> `pastelogs INTERCAL +2012-02-13.txt:00:31:59: <zzo38> O no there is something wrong with pastelogs it convert + to a line break +2012-02-21.txt:20:11:28: <Gregor> `pastelogs treederwright +2012-02-21.txt:22:42:32: <oerjan> `pastelogs taneb.*dupdog +2012-02-22.txt:17:10:48: <olsner> `pastelog olsner.*stealing is more appropriate +2012-02-22.txt:17:11:19: <olsner> I was just about to say that pastlog made sense as an alias for pastelog +2012-02-22.txt:17:11:35: <Gregor> `run ln -s pastelogs bin/pastelog +2012-02-22.txt:17:11:38: <HackEgo> ln: creating symbolic link `bin/pastelog': File exists +2012-02-22.txt:17:11:52: <Gregor> `run ls -l bin/pastelog +2012-02-22.txt:17:11:55: <HackEgo> ​-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 602 Feb 22 17:11 bin/pastelog +2012-02-22.txt:17:12:01: <Gregor> `run ls -l bin/pastelogs +2012-02-22.txt:17:12:03: <HackEgo> ​-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 602 Feb 22 17:12 bin/pastelogs +2012-02-22.txt:17:12:03: <elliott> <Gregor> `run ln -s pastelogs bin/pastelog +2012-02-22.txt:17:12:23: <elliott> Since ./pastelogs doesn't exist. +2012-02-23.txt:18:29:07: <Friendship> `pastelogs ℒ +2012-02-23.txt:20:37:52: <PiRSquared> `pastelogs f..\,? m.......y\,? c......s... +2012-02-23.txt:20:41:13: <PiRSquared> `pastelogs f\w+ m\w+y c\w+s\w* +2012-02-24.txt:20:30:16: <Taneb> `pastelogs Rummy mixed with... +2012-02-24.txt:23:05:58: <PiRSquared17> `pastelogs [1!]{5,} +2012-02-24.txt:23:27:08: <Friendship> `pastelogs [1!]{5,} +2012-02-25.txt:12:37:58: <fizzie> `pastelog brickbrain +2012-02-26.txt:01:38:46: <itidus21> `pastelogs [<]treederwright> +2012-02-26.txt:01:39:31: <itidus21> `pastelogs [t]reederwright +2012-02-26.txt:02:23:03: <itidus21> `pastelogs [t]ree sap +2012-02-26.txt:02:23:48: <itidus21> `pastelogs [t]ree +2012-02-26.txt:02:24:22: <oerjan> `pastelogs surprisingly often covered +2012-02-26.txt:02:24:48: <itidus21> `pastelogs surprisingly +2012-02-26.txt:02:26:31: <itidus21> `pastelogs unsurprisingly +2012-03-01.txt:00:12:55: <itidus21> `pastelogs [n]atural transformation +2012-03-01.txt:00:14:21: <itidus21> `pastelogs natural transformation +2012-03-03.txt:10:00:14: <elliott> `pastelogs http://bbc\.co\.uk +2012-03-03.txt:10:00:59: <elliott> `pastelogs http://bbc\.co\.uk +2012-03-03.txt:10:01:15: <elliott> `pastelogs http://(www\.)?bbc\.co\.uk +2012-03-04.txt:05:09:05: <oerjan> `pastelog [a]is523.*obscure +2012-03-06.txt:19:27:05: <itidus21> `pastelogs itidus hehe +2012-03-06.txt:19:27:15: <elliott> `pastelogs <itidus.*hehe +2012-03-06.txt:19:28:22: <Taneb> How does the regexes for pastelogs work? +2012-03-11.txt:20:40:29: <oerjan> `pastelogs evincar +2012-03-11.txt:20:41:44: <oerjan> `pastelogs -!- evincar +2012-03-12.txt:13:07:02: <oerjan> `pastelogs code.*inherit +2012-03-12.txt:13:07:47: <oerjan> `pastelogs code.*inherit +2012-03-16.txt:12:15:58: <oerjan> `pastelogs oerjan>.*[?]$ +2012-03-16.txt:12:18:37: <oerjan> `cat bin/pastelogs +2012-03-16.txt:12:19:11: <oerjan> `run cat bin/pastelogs | tail +2012-03-16.txt:20:52:59: <oerjan> well `run pastelogs 'myregexp' '????-??-??' would be good enough for this rare use? +2012-03-16.txt:20:56:31: <elliott> `url bin/pastelogs +2012-03-16.txt:20:56:34: <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/bin/pastelogs +2012-03-18.txt:15:04:52: <itidus21> `pastelogs google matrix +2012-03-18.txt:15:05:59: <itidus21> i am not very fluent with pastelogs +2012-03-18.txt:15:06:48: <itidus21> `pastelogs bing matrix +2012-03-18.txt:15:07:15: <itidus21> `pastelogs [b]ing matrix +2012-03-18.txt:15:07:39: <itidus21> `pastelogs [b]ing +2012-03-18.txt:15:08:42: <itidus21> `pastelogs itidus trapped in +2012-03-26.txt:04:11:40: <oerjan> `pastelogs The proof is trivial! Just view the +2012-03-26.txt:04:12:19: <oerjan> `pastelogs The proof is trivial! Just view the +2012-03-27.txt:07:32:24: <itidus21> `pastelogs itidus21 company +2012-03-27.txt:07:33:25: <itidus21> `pastelogs company +2012-03-27.txt:19:52:03: <oerjan> 07:32:24: <itidus21> `pastelogs itidus21 company +2012-04-12.txt:17:22:38: <RocketJSquirrel> `pastelogs [<]elliott> lol +2012-04-16.txt:21:08:33: <HackEgo> ​? \ @ \ No \ WELCOME \ addquote \ allquotes \ calc \ define \ delquote \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ google \ hatesgeo \ json \ k \ karma \ karma+ \ karma- \ learn \ log \ logurl \ macro \ marco \ ok \ paste \ pastekarma \ pastelog \ pastelogs \ pastenquotes \ pastequotes \ pastewisdom \ pastlog \ ping \ prefixes \ qc \ quote \ quotes \ roll \ searchlog \ toutf8 \ translate \ translatefromto \ translateto +2012-04-19.txt:11:48:56: <itidus21> `pastelogs conservapedia +2012-04-19.txt:11:49:33: <itidus21> `pastelogs conservapedia +2012-04-19.txt:22:30:17: <elliott> `pastelogs Lymia +2012-04-20.txt:18:03:29: <itidus21> `pastelogs ban me +2012-04-20.txt:18:04:05: <itidus21> `pastelogs ban me +2012-04-20.txt:21:40:49: <ion> `pastelogs \<hi\> +2012-04-20.txt:21:41:15: <ion> `pastelogs hi +2012-04-20.txt:21:48:17: <ion> `pastelogs hi +2012-04-21.txt:21:05:05: <itidus21> `pastelogs hepl +2012-04-21.txt:21:05:55: <itidus21> `pastelogs hepl
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.6349 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +2011-07-04.txt:07:29:33: <coppro> elliott: I have no ability to compensate for the presence of zepto +2011-07-04.txt:07:35:12: <elliott> coppro: im sorry, its called zepto +2011-07-04.txt:07:35:42: <coppro> or greenzepto +2011-07-04.txt:07:36:09: <coppro> I zeptofailed +2011-07-10.txt:06:30:03: <coppro> elliott: that's not zepto enough +2011-07-15.txt:04:02:44: <coppro> you see, face magice is notable for its complete lack of zepto +2011-07-15.txt:04:03:09: <coppro> your problem, lack of zepto, was probably caused by it +2011-12-22.txt:19:16:43: <coppro> elliott: Scotland was obliterated by a burst of zepto?
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.6368 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +24) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler!
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.6441 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,860 @@ +1) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +2) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +3) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +4) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +5) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +6) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +7) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +8) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +9) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +10) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +11) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +12) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +13) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +14) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +15) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +16) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +17) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +18) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +19) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +20) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +22) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +23) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +24) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +25) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +26) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +27) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +28) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +29) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +30) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +31) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +32) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +33) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +34) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +35) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +36) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +37) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +38) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +39) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +40) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +41) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +42) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +43) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +44) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +45) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +46) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +47) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +48) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +49) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +50) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +51) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +52) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +53) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +54) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +55) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +56) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +57) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +58) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +59) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +60) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +61) <fax> im the worst person in the world +62) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +63) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +64) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +65) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +66) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +67) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +68) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +69) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +70) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +71) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +72) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +73) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +74) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +75) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +76) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +77) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +78) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +79) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +80) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +81) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +82) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +83) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +84) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +85) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +86) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +87) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +88) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +89) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +90) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +91) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +92) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +93) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +94) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +95) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +96) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +97) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +98) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +99) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +100) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +101) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +102) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +103) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +104) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +105) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +106) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +107) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +108) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +109) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +110) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +111) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +112) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +113) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +114) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +115) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +116) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +117) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +118) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +119) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +120) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +121) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +122) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +123) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +124) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +125) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +126) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +127) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +128) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +129) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +130) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +131) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +132) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +133) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +134) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +135) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +136) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +137) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +138) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +139) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +140) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +141) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +142) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +143) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +144) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +145) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +146) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +147) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +148) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +149) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +150) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +151) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +152) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +153) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +154) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +155) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +156) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +157) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +158) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +159) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +160) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +161) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +162) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +163) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +164) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +165) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +166) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +167) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +168) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +169) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +170) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +171) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +172) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +173) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +174) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +175) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +176) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +177) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +178) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +179) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +180) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +181) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +182) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +183) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +184) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +185) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +186) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +187) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +188) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +189) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +190) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +191) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +192) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +193) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +194) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +195) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +196) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +197) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +198) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +199) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +200) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +201) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +202) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +203) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +204) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +205) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +206) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +207) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +208) <ais523> yay CDE +209) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +210) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +211) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +212) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +213) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +214) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +215) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +216) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +217) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +218) * quintopia sits on gregor +219) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +220) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +221) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +222) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +223) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +224) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +225) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +226) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +227) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +228) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +229) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +230) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +231) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +232) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +233) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +234) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +235) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +236) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +237) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +238) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +239) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +240) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +241) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +242) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +243) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +244) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +245) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +246) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +247) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +248) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +249) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +250) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +251) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +252) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +253) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +254) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +255) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +256) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +257) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +258) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +259) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +260) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +261) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +262) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +263) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +264) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +265) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +266) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +267) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +268) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +269) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +270) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +271) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +272) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +273) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +274) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +275) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +276) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +277) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +278) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +279) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +280) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +281) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +282) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +283) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +284) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +285) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +286) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +287) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +288) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +289) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +290) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +291) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +292) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +293) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +294) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +295) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +296) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +297) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +298) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +299) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +300) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +301) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +302) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +303) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +304) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +305) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +306) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +307) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +308) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +309) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +310) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +311) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +312) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +313) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +314) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +315) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +316) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +317) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +318) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +319) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +320) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +321) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +322) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +323) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +324) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +325) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +326) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +327) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +328) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +329) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +330) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +331) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +332) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +333) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +334) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +335) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +336) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +337) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +338) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +339) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +340) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +341) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +342) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +343) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +344) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +345) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +346) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +347) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +348) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +349) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +350) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +351) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +352) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +353) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +354) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +355) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +356) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +357) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +358) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +359) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +360) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +361) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +362) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +363) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +364) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +365) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +366) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +367) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +368) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +369) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +370) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +371) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +372) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +373) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +374) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +375) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +376) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +377) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +378) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +379) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +380) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +381) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +382) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +383) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +384) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +385) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +386) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +387) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +388) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +389) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +390) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +391) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +392) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +393) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +394) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +395) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +396) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +397) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +398) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +399) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +400) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +401) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +402) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +403) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +404) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +405) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +406) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +407) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +408) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +409) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +410) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +411) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +412) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +413) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +414) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +415) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +416) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +417) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +418) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +419) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +420) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +421) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +422) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +423) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +424) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +425) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +426) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +427) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +428) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +429) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +430) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +431) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +432) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +433) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +434) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +435) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +436) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +437) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +438) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +439) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +440) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +441) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +442) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +443) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +444) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +445) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +446) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +447) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +448) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +449) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +450) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +451) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +452) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +453) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +454) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +455) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +456) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +457) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +458) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +459) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +460) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +461) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +462) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +463) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +464) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +465) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +466) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +467) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +468) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +469) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +470) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +471) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +472) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +473) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +474) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +475) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +476) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +477) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +478) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +479) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +480) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +481) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +482) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +483) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +484) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +485) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +486) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +487) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +488) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +489) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +490) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +491) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +492) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +493) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +494) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +495) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +496) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +497) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +498) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +499) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +500) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +501) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +502) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +503) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +504) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +505) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +506) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +507) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +508) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +509) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +510) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +511) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +512) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +513) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +514) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +515) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +516) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +517) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +518) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +519) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +520) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +521) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +522) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +523) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +524) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +525) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +526) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +527) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +528) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +529) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +530) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +531) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +532) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +533) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +534) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +535) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +536) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +537) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +538) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +539) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +540) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +541) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +542) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +543) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +544) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +545) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +546) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +547) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +548) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +549) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +550) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +551) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +552) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +553) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +554) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +555) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +556) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +557) <myndzi> lol :( +558) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +559) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +560) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +561) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +562) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +563) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +564) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +565) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +566) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +567) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +568) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +569) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +570) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +571) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +572) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +573) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +574) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +575) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +576) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +577) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +578) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +579) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +580) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +581) <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +582) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +583) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +584) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +585) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +586) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +587) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +588) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +589) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +590) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +591) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +592) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +593) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +594) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +595) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +596) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +597) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +598) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +599) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +600) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +601) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +602) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +603) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +604) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +605) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +606) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +607) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +608) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +609) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +610) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +611) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +612) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +613) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +614) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +615) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +616) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +617) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +618) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +619) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +620) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +621) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +622) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +623) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +624) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +625) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +626) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +627) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +628) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +629) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +630) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +631) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +632) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +633) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +634) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +635) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +636) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +637) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +638) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +639) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +640) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +641) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +642) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +643) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +644) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +645) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +646) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +647) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +648) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +649) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +650) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +651) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +652) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +653) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +654) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +655) <elliott>.Ah. +656) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +657) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +658) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +659) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +660) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky +661) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +662) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +663) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +664) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +665) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +666) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +667) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +668) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +669) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +670) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +671) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +672) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +673) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +674) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +675) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. +676) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +677) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +678) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +679) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +680) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +681) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +682) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... +683) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +684) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +685) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +686) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +687) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +688) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +689) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) +690) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord +691) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. +692) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. +693) <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise +694) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +695) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +696) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +697) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +698) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +699) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +700) <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky +701) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +702) <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before +703) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? +704) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. +705) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +706) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... +707) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +708) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. +709) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. +710) <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. +711) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +712) <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) +713) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( +714) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people +715) <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) +716) <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. +717) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples +718) <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used +719) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. +720) <olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading +721) <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back +722) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented +723) <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable +724) <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that +725) <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA* +726) <fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord +727) <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world +728) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." +729) <fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed. +730) <shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up. +731) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" +732) <ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory +733) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. +734) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)" +735) <oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES +736) <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time +737) <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation +738) <elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context +739) <shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech. +740) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird +741) <Ngevd> I don't know which version of Linux kernel I'm using atm <Ngevd> Hang on <Ngevd> I'm on Windows +742) <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport +743) <Edwin Brady> Just seen this comment on reddit: "Parallel programming has been a solved problem for decades." I might have to stop reading the internet. +744) <elliott> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PRESSURE OF EVERYBODY THINKING I'M CONAL +745) <kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else <Sato0x> fact <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad +746) <kmc> haters gonna make som valid points +747) <kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler") +748) <ais523> and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will +749) <shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS +750) <Taneb> coleridge and +751) <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people +752) <Taneb> profanity specialities +753) <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent +754) <tswett> ais523: well, Dylan said "hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows", and then Lawlabee said "'cuz it's pretty awesome." <tswett> Except that by "it", Lawlabee was referring to something entirely different. <tswett> So when I added that quote, Lawlabee emotifrowned. +755) <olsner> is tswett Warrigal? +756) <itidus21> ais523: thats very zen really <ais523> no, it's more or less the opposite of zen +757) * elliott is back not for killing purposes but here to kill people. +758) <calamari> there was a time when I liked wearing a tie too.. I was a mormon. not claiming one has to be a religious nutcase to wear a tie, of course +759) <zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you +760) <oklopol> nortti: fizzie has done some impressive stuff in befunge, which is essentially the two-dimensional version of finnish politics. +761) <elliott> It's... not really links2-optimised. <nortti> elliott: I don't think that any page is links2 optimised +762) <elliott_> (help why are german) <monqy> i play the german version of crawl <elliott_> i +763) <fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h +764) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes +765) <elliott> gah <elliott> this language is of the devil <elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_ +766) <Gregor> Very much like "cen" is Latin for "horse", "yak" is Latin for "yak". +767) <kmc> i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live <kmc> it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins +768) <olsner> they call finnish human-readable? +769) <monqy> 200 and 20 are the same <monqy> different notations for the same thing +770) <Ngevd> And I may soon lack both a head and a wall +771) <shachaf> U+2205 [∅] NO LETTER O ALLOWED +772) <ion> 99 bugs in the bug tracker, 99 reports of bugs. Take one down and commit a fix, 106 bugs in the bug tracker. +773) <Lumpio-> STOP CAPITALIZING <Lumpio-> It's making me feel weird <shubshub> the I has to be capitilized its proper grammer +774) <monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible +775) <elliott> i just whacked it <monqy> whacking is fine +776) <ais523> coppro: I'm researching compiling high-level languages to hardware, which involves inventing new ones <ais523> because there were no modern variants of algol specialised for hardware, oddly enough +777) <monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode. <monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you +778) <oklopol> Gregor: i watched the first episode of MLP [...] <oklopol> Gregor: it wasn't bad, but there was very little sex and violence +779) <pikhq> The world would be a much classier place if the world was full of Gregors. <Phantom_Hoover> True, but how many of them are on fire? +780) <Phantom_Hoover> i once had a dream when i was told to look after some kittens but they were made of chocolate and i ate them :( +781) <pikhq> I vastly prefer "a blind idiot god". <quintopia> pikhq: to what? <pikhq> To the idea of someone actually intentionally designing a mouse. +782) <monqy> ophanim: omee~ +783) <monqy> if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him <monqy> i would also need a clone machine +784) <itidus21> you are like the linux torvalds of quiz engines +785) <Gregor> `log [o]klopol wasn't usually nude +786) <monqy> you've constructed a situation in which i have no choice but to die in 10 days <monqy> well done <monqy> that's murder +787) <itidus21> . o O ( (watches on from a distance) I just can't think that abstractly... or I don't want to. I'm more, there are 2 trains heading in opposite directions: what year were they built? How many windows do they have? Is anyone train surfing on them? Is Ringo Starr narrating this problem? ) [...] <itidus21> Do they serve french toast in the dining carriage? +788) <olsner> This quote is boring +789) <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once +790) <itidus21> i have a simple view of reality that goes something like this.. once your sufficiently well tied up.. it doesn't make a difference if your enemy has a knife or a gun.. you're equally screwed +791) <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform? <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term> <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know. +792) < oklopol> oh god another crazy haskell understander < oklopol> i have to leave +793) <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins. +794) <zzo38> (Some astrologers say all horoscopes that include objects other than the Sun are 3D, but they don't know what 3D means, that is why they are astrologers.) +795) <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer <Taneb> So, not like Glasgow at all +796) <oklopol> i don't get how people are afraid of parachute jumping but they routinely drive a car in fucking traffic +797) <elliott> oh, "legal" as in legal +798) <olsner> when everyone else was busy going "ewwww, comic sans!" I was reading the text and learned everything +799) <mroman> You can't quote me. +800) <zzo38> Sleep on the ceiling next Sunday. +801) < oerjan> Gregor: hey no fair doing ungoogleable citations +802) <fizzie> Also, UCS-4096 has the advantage that each codepoint handily matches the page size of many architectures, so you can deal with them in memory easily. +803) <itidus21> ubuntu is the solaris of the cola world +804) <itidus21> elliott___: we have been calling a book new for 2000 years and it took einstein to figure out relativity +805) <zzo38> Do you think " `addquote [with no context] < zzo38> Do you think psychology is worse, or not?" is worse, or not? +806) <elliott__> i just hit enter b/c its easier than ctrl+a del +807) <itidus21> world peace is for fascists +808) <ais523> rogues using maces is traditional [...] <ais523> not D&D tradition, people coshing people in back alleys tradition +809) <fungot> olsner: over the undertow! under the overpass! around the future and not just fnord for example. it's just the syntax +810) <zzo38> But I still sign by my pens and use extra dots and shapes and so on so that I can claim I was threatened to sign it and put those dots there to warn you, or whatever +811) * oerjan makes a brainfuck derivative for quoting xkcds +812) <zzo38> There is no rule in poker that says you have to try hard to win. +813) <zzo38> Yes you are correct you must be mad or you wouldn't have come here. No escape either, sorry. +814) <itidus21> i think in general it's against nature for an animal to be a boat +815) < kmc> but i mean i don't like jogging so i wouldn't like jogging while jerking off either +816) <kmc> yeah well, petty theft > federal obstruction of justice +817) <zzo38> Because, if it is all wrong, then I should fix it please +818) <madbr> I like the tactile response of actually hitting real balls :D +819) <oklopol> zzo38: i only like games whose names start with "mine" +820) <oklopol> my best guess is 4 years ago but possibly also yesterday +821) <kmc> the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon <kmc> it came in a cardboard box <kmc> i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can <kmc> it was amazing +822) <itidus21> and all this time I thought we were talking about postmodern analysis of junk mail delivery methods and simulations of elephant breeding patterns +823) <Phantom__Hoover> the scene: it is a warm summer's day in scotland, although one obscured by cloud and the fact that it is september +824) <elliott> this sounds sort of like @ kmc <kmc> well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science +825) <Gregor> My latest FB post: The worst part of floating point math is not the fact that 0.1 + 0.2 yields 0.30000000000000004, but trying to explain to people why their language is horribly broken if 0.1 + 0.2 does NOT yield 0.30000000000000004. +826) <oklopol> t <oklopol> y <oklopol> also i didn't say t\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head +827) <fizzie> Backups are so like one of those circus guys walking on a wire except with a safety rope. +828) <elliott> `delquote 869 +829) <Gregor> !rot13 Fluttershy Rainbow Dash Rarity Applejack Twilight Sparkle Pinkie Pie <EgoBot> Syhggreful Envaobj Qnfu Enevgl Nccyrwnpx Gjvyvtug Fcnexyr Cvaxvr Cvr <olsner> oh, they're all named after rot13'd welsh words +830) <olsner> it's not completely obvious since the displayed nick lengths are rounded to the closest integer +831) <zzo38> Confucius say too much. -- Recent Chinese Proverb +832) < tswett> You know what, I'm really sleepy and I should go to bed *right now*. I'm not even going to bo +833) <kmc> typed racket: anyone using a model m keyboard +834) <tswett> But let's ignore the fact that i doesn't exist. Is it even or odd? +835) <HackEgo> 499) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question [...] <Sgeo> miff-muffered moof sounds like a setup to something, but itidus screws it up. +836) <zzo38> Can you vote for just the green party or rainbow party instead of both? <kmc> nope, it is the same party <zzo38> That is the problem with political parties. +837) <Jafet> I wonder if Red Alert 4 will use MMIX +838) <Phantom_Hoover> unfortunately df is not yet able to simulate norway +839) <Phantom_Hoover> shachaf, your a fucking piece of shit, die and kill your family +840) <Sgeo> Turns out the apartment had cheese and I just didn't know where it was +841) <HackEgo> 88) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) [...] <Sgeo_> Is there supposed to be a joke in 88? <Sgeo_> Unless "N-Gage" is some pseudoscientific spiritual mumbo-jumbo, I don't get it. <Sgeo_> Oh, it's a cell phone gaming thing apparently +842) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the only lesson I can really take away from this experience is "don't fuck around with vampires". +843) <oerjan> `welcome Rawlie * zzo38 has joined #esoteric <Rawlie> thank you <zzo38> You're welcome. +844) <elliott> seriously q is the best fucking letter in the alphabet +845) <kmc> colemak is for people who think dvorak is too mainstream +846) <Fiora> omg <Fiora> that JIT is really amazing [...] <Gregor> I hear if you listen carefully to the rustling wind on a warm night with a full moon, you can hear the sound of the JIT building ARM functions. +847) <kmc> i love how allegedly wine can run all of these different programs but the only one i can actually run is starcraft <kmc> i think wine may secretly be a cleanroom reimplementation of starcraft +848) <fizzie> I am a train. There's a wireless network in the train! +849) <fizzie> I was hoping I could be like other people and listen to signals while in a public transport vehicle. +850) <olsner> fungot: what's your view on angels and other otherworldly beings? <fungot> olsner: well i'm mentioning theoretical image to be dumped in rain forests of laukaa. +851) <zzo38> The reason it isn't more popular is because I wrote it today. +852) <ais523> OK, I'll use roman numerals to reduce confusion +853) <GreyKnight> fungot, sing me to sleep <fungot> GreyKnight: 53. file://localhost/ mnt/ space/ media/ books/ 1000+sci-fi%20books/%5bebooks%5d%201000+%20sciencefiction%20%26%20fantasy%20novels%20%28.lit%20forma/ pratchett%2c%20terry/ text/ 14/ fnord <GreyKnight> This is not a very good song +854) [after a quote deletion session] <fungot> ais523: i just checked, and the whole purpose of this is not necessary.... +855) <monqy> what does it mean for a pencil to be turing complete.... <ais523> monqy: it's the same concept as USB sushi, really +856) <Fiora> usb sushi is dangerous. I think I would try to eat it +857) <olsner> we have PR? <oerjan> the good news is we have PR. the bad news is we borrowed haskell's motto for it. [...] <oerjan> [...] "avoid success at all costs" +858) <Gregor> Apparently http://code.google.com/p/hgfs/ now exists. <Gregor> Oh, that's 2008. I'm sure I would've found it and rejected it for some reason before then X-D [...] <Gregor> Right, yeah. “Can't get the damned thing working.†+859) <kmc> my current laptop basically works though <kmc> it can even play 8 year old video games as long as it is not raining in the game +860) <elliott> i wrote a better version once but it was broken
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(he currently has a piet program avatar) +2010-09-06.txt:20:39:56: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2010-09-06.txt:20:40:51: <Taneb> Hello! +2010-09-06.txt:20:41:03: <Taneb> I'm kinda new to this +2010-09-06.txt:20:41:21: <cpressey> hi Taneb +2010-09-06.txt:20:41:45: <Taneb> What would a Hackiki wiki do? +2010-09-06.txt:20:42:35: <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, it runs arbitrary code. +2010-09-06.txt:20:42:49: <cpressey> Taneb: I suppose the idea is we would run interpreters for esolangs directly on it. +2010-09-06.txt:20:43:03: <Taneb> Ah, thanks +2010-09-06.txt:20:52:21: -!- Taneb has parted #esoteric (?). +2010-09-07.txt:04:24:05: <oerjan> <Taneb> Hello! +2010-11-29.txt:15:36:59: <oerjan> but i was a bit confused because i know there's a guy on the mezzacotta forums who uses a piet avatar (Taneb) +2011-07-11.txt:12:50:31: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-11.txt:12:50:45: <Taneb> Hello! +2011-07-11.txt:12:51:26: <oerjan> hi Taneb! +2011-07-11.txt:13:03:18: <oerjan> Taneb: is noryshorts just replacing nand by nor in the description of nandypants? +2011-07-11.txt:13:03:45: <Taneb> @oerjan yeah +2011-07-11.txt:13:04:03: <oerjan> Taneb: @ is a dangerous prefix in our channel :P +2011-07-11.txt:13:04:26: <Taneb> I'll make sure to note that. +2011-07-11.txt:13:04:55: <oerjan> Taneb: which means they're not _entirely_ dual to each other, because they treat 0 and 1 differently +2011-07-11.txt:13:05:18: <Taneb> No, but I think they're both Turing Complete +2011-07-11.txt:13:05:50: <Taneb> I'm working on translating boolfuck into noryshorts +2011-07-11.txt:13:06:10: <Taneb> It's the input that's the hardest +2011-07-11.txt:13:19:33: <Taneb> I think I've got everything for the Boolfuck to Noryshorts conversion exceppt input +2011-07-11.txt:13:21:09: <Taneb> I want to do input for completion's sake +2011-07-11.txt:13:23:37: <Taneb> http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/Underload +2011-07-11.txt:13:33:21: <Taneb> Right, I've think I've translated input from Boolfuck to Noryshorts +2011-07-11.txt:13:36:36: <Taneb> And I've had an idea for a simpler one for Nandypants +2011-07-11.txt:13:38:35: <Taneb> Invented by me +2011-07-11.txt:13:39:03: <Taneb> Thanks? +2011-07-11.txt:13:41:43: <Taneb> Oh, ooh dear +2011-07-11.txt:13:46:48: <oerjan> Taneb: oh hm i think your nandypants boolfuck has a bug +2011-07-11.txt:13:47:08: <Taneb> Go ahead... +2011-07-11.txt:13:48:02: <Taneb> Yeah, fixing that now +2011-07-11.txt:13:48:08: <Taneb> I even have the edit page open +2011-07-11.txt:13:52:53: <Taneb> There +2011-07-11.txt:13:57:19: <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, does your brainfuck-derivative pledge include humorous animal themed brainfuck-equivaletns? +2011-07-11.txt:13:57:58: <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, yes, except brickbraining those people is pointless because it would just make their brain slightly harder. +2011-07-11.txt:13:58:33: <Taneb> What about the at least one who has otherwise displayed originality in esoterica? +2011-07-11.txt:13:58:54: <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, the only forgiveable one is Ook! +2011-07-11.txt:13:59:04: <Taneb> That was the one I was referring too +2011-07-11.txt:13:59:51: <Taneb> DMM is pretty much the only reason I'm here +2011-07-11.txt:14:01:51: <Taneb> I'm going to vote that the text "Well, not really, but h" to be replaced with "H" in DMM's article on the wiki +2011-07-11.txt:14:05:57: <Taneb> Also, bye everyone +2011-07-11.txt:14:10:19: -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). +2011-07-11.txt:15:16:37: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-11.txt:15:16:47: <Taneb> Hello IRC! +2011-07-11.txt:15:18:44: <oerjan> Taneb: hello again. i fixed your [ ] code, or so i hope. +2011-07-11.txt:15:20:23: <Taneb> Hmm, yeah +2011-07-11.txt:15:21:56: <Taneb> Why oh why did I mentally insert an "out with" into that sentence +2011-07-11.txt:15:22:23: <oerjan> Taneb: well SgeoN1 _was_ abusing it... +2011-07-11.txt:15:23:03: <Taneb> Probably HDD weirdness +2011-07-11.txt:15:24:13: <Taneb> Okay, that's worrying. +2011-07-11.txt:15:25:02: <ais523> Taneb: there's some history here, Sgeo has managed to break one disk already by acting in a completely inappropriate way after a disk head crash +2011-07-11.txt:15:27:10: <Taneb> I may make an esolang based on football (soccer) +2011-07-11.txt:15:28:16: <Taneb> Like "[player] scores!" would be output +2011-07-11.txt:15:29:10: <Taneb> And input would be "The manager is having words with [player]" +2011-07-11.txt:15:29:14: <Taneb> Or something +2011-07-11.txt:15:33:52: <Taneb> And passing would increment the the ball's variable +2011-07-11.txt:15:34:06: <Taneb> SgeoN1: Like backing up your stuff? +2011-07-11.txt:15:35:48: <Taneb> Also, is Deadfish a finite state automaton? +2011-07-11.txt:15:36:28: <Taneb> That may because something very bad is about to happen +2011-07-11.txt:15:37:16: <Taneb> How much is a few? +2011-07-11.txt:15:38:45: <Taneb> It's going up +2011-07-11.txt:15:39:39: <Taneb> I assume it was zero at some point +2011-07-11.txt:16:31:11: -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). +2011-07-11.txt:16:32:25: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-11.txt:16:32:44: <Taneb> Hello +2011-07-11.txt:16:36:33: <quintopia> taneb: why world is like wtf +2011-07-11.txt:16:37:17: <Taneb> Um... what? +2011-07-11.txt:16:43:08: <Taneb> zzo38: no +2011-07-11.txt:17:05:48: -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). +2011-07-11.txt:17:46:39: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-11.txt:17:47:30: <Taneb> Hello again +2011-07-11.txt:18:02:57: -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). +2011-07-11.txt:18:17:21: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-11.txt:18:19:51: <Taneb> Hello +2011-07-11.txt:18:22:17: <Taneb> What's up? +2011-07-11.txt:18:35:26: <Taneb> Well, NewsCorp is in a tricky situation in the UK +2011-07-11.txt:18:41:38: <Taneb> Not necasohgodIcan'tsppellthatword. That bill for fixed term parliaments never passed +2011-07-11.txt:19:10:15: -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). +2011-07-11.txt:19:30:26: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-11.txt:19:32:16: <elliott> hello oerjan, Taneb +2011-07-11.txt:19:32:24: <Taneb> Hello +2011-07-11.txt:19:33:10: <oerjan> <Taneb> Also, is Deadfish a finite state automaton? +2011-07-11.txt:19:33:30: <elliott> Taneb: Deadfish is super turing complete, HTH +2011-07-11.txt:19:37:15: <oerjan> Taneb: deadfish _would_ have been an FSA except that the original implementation horribly broke the check for overflow in the case of squaring. and that's part of its charm. +2011-07-11.txt:20:43:51: -!- Taneb has quit (Quit: Taneb). +2011-07-11.txt:20:44:02: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-11.txt:22:00:26: -!- Taneb has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-07-12.txt:15:17:01: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-12.txt:15:17:05: <Taneb> Hello! +2011-07-12.txt:15:18:05: <Taneb> Countdown has the letters for Linux +2011-07-12.txt:15:19:27: <Taneb> Signed integers can also have Base -2 inegers +2011-07-12.txt:15:19:31: <Taneb> *integers +2011-07-12.txt:15:19:38: <ais523> Taneb: good point, that's a reasonable representation +2011-07-12.txt:15:22:15: <Taneb> I don't get that XKCD +2011-07-12.txt:15:22:24: <Taneb> Strunk and White? +2011-07-12.txt:15:22:29: <elliott> Taneb: o_O +2011-07-12.txt:15:22:59: <Taneb> I'm British +2011-07-12.txt:15:23:05: <elliott> Taneb: so am I +2011-07-12.txt:15:23:58: <Taneb> I still have no idea who Ron Paul +2011-07-12.txt:15:24:02: <Taneb> is +2011-07-12.txt:15:24:26: <elliott> Taneb: he's the president of australia +2011-07-12.txt:15:24:29: <ais523> Taneb: American politician, tends to be the third most popular (and thus way behind the Democratic and Republican candidates for President) +2011-07-12.txt:15:27:36: <Taneb> There's a penis joke in that? +2011-07-12.txt:15:28:03: <oklopol> Taneb: well penis enough. +2011-07-12.txt:15:28:18: <elliott> Taneb: as you can see, we are always on-topic. +2011-07-12.txt:15:31:59: <Taneb> I invoke Godwin's +2011-07-12.txt:15:32:04: <Taneb> And Poe's +2011-07-12.txt:15:33:05: <Taneb> Poe's was about parodies +2011-07-12.txt:15:35:59: <Taneb> Because a ninja is tickling you? +2011-07-12.txt:15:37:36: <Taneb> Explaining recursion is tricky... +2011-07-12.txt:15:37:44: <elliott> Taneb: try explaining recursion +2011-07-12.txt:15:38:21: <Taneb> Huh +2011-07-12.txt:15:38:46: <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +2011-07-12.txt:15:39:26: <ais523> Taneb: wait, do you teach programming too? +2011-07-12.txt:15:39:41: <Taneb> Not professionaly +2011-07-12.txt:15:40:01: <Taneb> If I was professional, I wouldn't be on IRC at the same time +2011-07-12.txt:15:40:36: <elliott> `addquote <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +2011-07-12.txt:15:40:37: <HackEgo> 500) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +2011-07-12.txt:15:43:51: <Taneb> "Kan jeg have en pony?" +2011-07-12.txt:15:46:03: <Taneb> Right, I've succeeded in explaining the return function +2011-07-12.txt:15:46:23: <Taneb> Statement, then +2011-07-12.txt:16:17:21: <Taneb> Here's an on-topic idea: Queue data structure with fast track passes +2011-07-12.txt:16:18:41: <oklopol> ben ate taneb +2011-07-12.txt:16:18:52: <Taneb> He did? +2011-07-12.txt:16:28:45: <Taneb> Lion oil! +2011-07-12.txt:16:29:19: <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, the oil of champions! +2011-07-12.txt:16:32:41: <Taneb> Bye +2011-07-12.txt:16:36:27: -!- Taneb has quit (Quit: Taneb). +2011-07-12.txt:16:36:40: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-12.txt:16:36:46: <Taneb> Hello +2011-07-12.txt:16:37:33: <oklopol> hi Taneb, do you wanna do palindromes or math? +2011-07-12.txt:16:37:47: <Taneb> I'm going to do math. +2011-07-12.txt:16:37:57: <Taneb> I'm no good at palindromes +2011-07-12.txt:16:38:15: <Taneb> Better than me +2011-07-12.txt:16:38:56: <Taneb> Not personally. +2011-07-12.txt:16:39:05: <Taneb> I would say "seven a mum" +2011-07-12.txt:16:39:08: <Taneb> British +2011-07-12.txt:16:39:24: <Taneb> Heck, I may even say "seven a mam" 'cos I'm Northern +2011-07-12.txt:16:40:34: <Taneb> No? +2011-07-12.txt:16:40:54: <Taneb> "mu, emphasis"? +2011-07-12.txt:16:42:03: <oklopol> Taneb: thank you, now i just need to fix the small hpm problem +2011-07-12.txt:16:42:50: <Taneb> Oh dear; read ho! +2011-07-12.txt:16:43:05: <oklopol> Taneb: you are a natural +2011-07-12.txt:16:44:07: <Taneb> E, esoteric, ire to see. +2011-07-12.txt:16:44:33: <Taneb> So, is there an annoying esoteric programming language called "E"? +2011-07-12.txt:16:44:45: <oklopol> Taneb: there certainly is a language called that +2011-07-12.txt:16:45:37: <Taneb> But it's conventionaaaaal! +2011-07-12.txt:16:51:09: <Taneb> Flow ebb Malbolge, eg., lob lamb be wolf +2011-07-12.txt:16:52:25: <Taneb> eg. means for example +2011-07-12.txt:16:53:28: <Taneb> Probably +2011-07-12.txt:16:55:47: <Taneb> Yep. +2011-07-12.txt:16:55:55: <Taneb> Or to understand, like the tides +2011-07-12.txt:16:56:27: <Taneb> Lamb has a silent lette +2011-07-12.txt:16:56:30: <Taneb> r +2011-07-12.txt:16:56:40: <Taneb> Sheep is the same in the plural +2011-07-12.txt:16:57:00: <Taneb> So I'm told +2011-07-12.txt:16:58:02: <Taneb> SS eh? Come on, no emo chess. +2011-07-12.txt:16:58:27: <Taneb> SS eh being my lack of understanding is like a ship. +2011-07-12.txt:16:58:54: <Taneb> I have no idea what's going on +2011-07-12.txt:16:58:59: <Taneb> I'm just writing palindromes +2011-07-12.txt:17:00:14: <Taneb> That works too +2011-07-12.txt:17:00:33: <Taneb> I just want to say that the Nazis killed more people than Jews +2011-07-12.txt:17:01:28: <Taneb> Just everyone only remembers the jews +2011-07-12.txt:17:01:37: <Taneb> Yeah, it was mainly Jews. +2011-07-12.txt:17:02:17: <Taneb> That was the communists +2011-07-12.txt:17:02:27: <Taneb> Who killed that clowwn +2011-07-12.txt:17:03:34: <Taneb> Bye +2011-07-12.txt:17:08:28: -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). +2011-07-12.txt:17:40:20: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-12.txt:17:40:35: <Taneb> Hello! +2011-07-12.txt:18:00:51: <Taneb> Hello? +2011-07-12.txt:18:29:47: -!- Taneb has parted #esoteric. +2011-07-12.txt:19:19:33: <HackEgo> 500) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +2011-07-12.txt:19:39:59: <oerjan> <Taneb> I invoke Godwin's +2011-07-12.txt:19:52:58: <oerjan> <Taneb> Heck, I may even say "seven a mam" 'cos I'm Northern +2011-07-12.txt:19:53:16: <oerjan> by some freak coincidence taneb is elliott's next door neighbor +2011-07-12.txt:20:00:42: <olsner> well, *coincidence* would be "... it just so happens that taneb's selected target coordinates made him elliott's neighbor" +2011-07-12.txt:21:03:31: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-12.txt:21:03:41: <Taneb> Hello! +2011-07-12.txt:22:08:28: <Taneb> Hello +2011-07-12.txt:22:12:47: <Taneb> I've just had an awful idea for an esoteric programming language +2011-07-12.txt:22:13:37: <zzo38> Taneb: What idea? +2011-07-12.txt:22:14:14: <Taneb> The program is a lambda calculus thing +2011-07-12.txt:22:14:20: <Taneb> Just one. +2011-07-12.txt:22:14:31: <Taneb> It is then run as a church numeral +2011-07-12.txt:22:14:53: <Taneb> And the result is taken as a base 256 number and converted into ASCII and outputted +2011-07-12.txt:22:15:04: <Taneb> If any of that makes sense +2011-07-12.txt:22:15:27: <elliott> Taneb: see lazy k +2011-07-12.txt:22:16:34: <Taneb> Not quite what I was going for +2011-07-12.txt:22:17:12: <Taneb> I have no idea what SKI is about +2011-07-12.txt:22:19:49: <elliott> Taneb: just predefined combinators: +2011-07-12.txt:22:23:05: <Taneb> So, it's equivalent to Lambda Calculus? +2011-07-12.txt:22:29:17: <oerjan> Taneb: unlambda is the first and most famous SKI esolang +2011-07-12.txt:22:29:52: <Taneb> Okay +2011-07-12.txt:22:44:33: <Taneb> Good evening, my further East than me addresser +2011-07-12.txt:23:02:21: -!- Taneb has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-07-12.txt:23:57:17: <oklopol> "<oerjan> by some freak coincidence taneb is elliott's next door neighbor" <<< a neighbor of mine was on #proglangdesign some years ago, a channel of about 6 people at that time +2011-07-13.txt:00:06:58: <oklopol> "<Taneb> So, it's equivalent to Lambda Calculus?" <<< yep but the usual conversion algo from lc to ski has an exponential blowup +2011-07-13.txt:12:58:38: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-13.txt:12:58:42: <Taneb> Hello! +2011-07-13.txt:12:59:57: <Taneb> Hello? +2011-07-13.txt:13:09:21: <Taneb> What's up? +2011-07-13.txt:13:11:09: <Taneb> Yeah, CakeProphet, deal with it. +2011-07-13.txt:13:12:37: <Taneb> In other news, I think Egypt's having its October Revolution +2011-07-13.txt:13:12:47: <Taneb> JUST AS I PREDICTED IT WOULD +2011-07-13.txt:13:33:53: <cheater__> Taneb, october revolution in july? nice +2011-07-13.txt:13:45:32: -!- Taneb has parted #esoteric. +2011-07-13.txt:14:30:25: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-13.txt:14:30:47: <Taneb> I've just had an idea +2011-07-13.txt:14:31:01: <Taneb> An esoteric programming language based on Numberwang +2011-07-13.txt:14:31:12: <Taneb> From That Mitchell and Webb Look +2011-07-13.txt:14:31:29: <Taneb> And also Wang B-Machines +2011-07-13.txt:14:31:44: <Taneb> And a bit of Malbolge for extra measure +2011-07-13.txt:14:33:20: <Taneb> Instructions will be, GO RIGHT, GO LEFT, FLIP, IF ON GOTO, and NUMBERWANG. +2011-07-13.txt:14:33:31: <Taneb> Except these will be encrypted as numbers +2011-07-13.txt:14:35:13: <Taneb> In Soviet Russia, The State has no undefined information: action actually is needed +2011-07-13.txt:14:37:11: <Taneb> Numberwang will be the halt instruction +2011-07-13.txt:14:50:57: -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). +2011-07-13.txt:20:07:59: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-13.txt:20:15:06: <Taneb> I've been thinking about my next esolang, Numberwang +2011-07-13.txt:20:16:41: <Taneb> It's got elements of a Wang-B machine, Malbolge, and Numberwang from That Mitchell and Webb Look +2011-07-13.txt:20:16:51: <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, lemme guess, it'll consist entirely of enterprisey buzzwords designed to make it look like there's a language somewhere which will mysteriously evaporate if any attempt is made to implement it? +2011-07-13.txt:20:17:16: <Taneb> Wow, that's a good idea. +2011-07-13.txt:20:17:21: <Taneb> But it's not Numberwang +2011-07-13.txt:20:17:53: <Taneb> The programs are lists of numbers +2011-07-13.txt:20:18:20: <Sgeo> Taneb, you're going to re-create BancSTAR? +2011-07-13.txt:20:18:38: <Taneb> Closer to FRACTRAN +2011-07-13.txt:20:18:53: <Taneb> But it's completely different +2011-07-13.txt:20:20:36: <Taneb> I need a way to convert any terminating decimal into an integer 1 to 4 +2011-07-13.txt:20:21:19: <Sgeo> Taneb, round it to the nearest of 1,2,3, or 4 +2011-07-13.txt:20:21:34: <Taneb> Nah, needs to be crazier +2011-07-13.txt:20:21:45: <Phantom_Hoover> <Taneb> I need a way to convert any terminating decimal into an integer 1 to 4 +2011-07-13.txt:20:22:01: <Taneb> Like, not recurring +2011-07-13.txt:20:22:07: <Taneb> Yeah +2011-07-13.txt:20:22:32: <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, take the hash, and find its value modulo 4. +2011-07-13.txt:20:24:23: <Taneb> What do swords have to do with anything? +2011-07-13.txt:20:24:54: <Taneb> Maybe someone blue-nosed bowdlerised it? +2011-07-13.txt:21:36:45: <Taneb> "All fnord fnord always fnord"? +2011-07-13.txt:21:37:12: <oerjan> Taneb: words of wisdom by fungot +2011-07-13.txt:21:39:52: <Taneb> Should I define the Numberwang operation in Numberwang, or keep it vague? +2011-07-13.txt:21:40:40: <oerjan> Taneb: you should define it with a program in numberwang. +2011-07-13.txt:21:40:49: <Taneb> I reckon Numberwang is Turing Complete without it +2011-07-13.txt:21:42:04: <Taneb> I have it print "It's Numberwang! +" +2011-07-13.txt:21:42:53: <Taneb> *may +2011-07-13.txt:21:43:58: <Taneb> Or run the Numberwang program "12! 4.4! 92! 10! 49.8! 2! 2! 2!" with the current tape and everything +2011-07-13.txt:21:45:12: <Taneb> Except I have no idea if Numberwang can do loops +2011-07-13.txt:21:45:26: <Taneb> It probably can. +2011-07-13.txt:21:45:31: <Taneb> It has a GOTO command +2011-07-13.txt:21:47:00: <Taneb> No +2011-07-13.txt:21:49:15: <Taneb> I may write an interpreter and release it closed-source +2011-07-13.txt:21:49:32: <Taneb> Just to watch everyone not bother to do anything about it +2011-07-13.txt:21:52:56: <Taneb> So, may I move the existing Numberwang? +2011-07-13.txt:21:53:18: <Taneb> Which is: a) Orphaned +2011-07-13.txt:21:53:24: <Taneb> b) uncategorized +2011-07-13.txt:21:53:39: <Taneb> c) a brainfuck derivative +2011-07-13.txt:21:54:01: <Taneb> d) not actually uncategorized +2011-07-13.txt:21:58:35: <Taneb> Is there a proper way to link to Wikipedia, or do I just use the external links? +2011-07-13.txt:21:59:25: <Taneb> Thanks +2011-07-13.txt:22:06:44: <Taneb> What do you call it, when you've got the list, the text between the items? +2011-07-13.txt:22:08:12: <Taneb> Like, if I wanted to have Numberwang programs as 13! 42! 2! 7! 9!, it would be "!" +2011-07-13.txt:22:08:21: <Taneb> Thanks +2011-07-13.txt:22:09:15: <Taneb> Also, is moduloed a word? +2011-07-13.txt:22:09:20: <Taneb> As in, moduloed by four +2011-07-13.txt:22:14:00: <Taneb> If I said "modulo 4", etc, the sentence would be ambiguous. +2011-07-13.txt:22:14:04: <Taneb> I've worked around it +2011-07-13.txt:22:21:45: <Taneb> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Numberwang +2011-07-13.txt:22:32:13: <Taneb> What was your idea? +2011-07-13.txt:22:40:09: <Taneb> It is a club, that is for gentelmen +2011-07-13.txt:22:40:15: <Taneb> As in, men who are gentle +2011-07-13.txt:22:40:39: <Taneb> Where they can sit quietly and read, or play bridge if they desire +2011-07-13.txt:22:41:25: <Taneb> Don't know how to play +2011-07-13.txt:22:43:07: <Taneb> On a bridge? +2011-07-13.txt:22:43:21: <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, yes. +2011-07-13.txt:22:44:14: <Taneb> You don't know what gender I am +2011-07-13.txt:22:44:33: <Taneb> But yeah, I'm male +2011-07-13.txt:22:44:59: <Taneb> Isn't it rich? +2011-07-13.txt:22:45:02: <Taneb> Aren't we a pair? +2011-07-13.txt:22:45:07: <Taneb> Me finally here on the ground, +2011-07-13.txt:22:45:11: <Taneb> You in mid-air +2011-07-13.txt:22:45:16: <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, ah, but are you 40 years old? +2011-07-13.txt:22:46:13: <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover: I'm not going to be 40 for a while +2011-07-13.txt:22:46:19: <Taneb> 24 years +2011-07-13.txt:22:47:39: <Taneb> I am regretting joining this chat +2011-07-13.txt:22:47:51: <Taneb> It's too... +2011-07-13.txt:22:47:58: <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, gay? +2011-07-13.txt:22:47:59: <Taneb> Wrong-gentlemen's-club-y +2011-07-13.txt:22:48:12: <Taneb> Nah, too sexual +2011-07-13.txt:22:48:32: <Taneb> Now, that just sounds like a woodwind instrument +2011-07-13.txt:22:49:56: <Taneb> Which part? +2011-07-13.txt:22:50:12: <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, well, that'd be telling. +2011-07-13.txt:22:52:34: <oerjan> <Taneb> I am regretting joining this chat <-- you know, there used to much more of this stuff a few years ago :P +2011-07-13.txt:22:52:56: <Taneb> I'm sincerely glad I'm a newb, then +2011-07-13.txt:22:57:15: <Taneb> Okay, I've created three esoteric programming languages this year, and they all begin with N +2011-07-13.txt:22:57:18: <oerjan> Taneb: although funnily i can only recall two people on the channel who are openly gay. (augur being one, of course.) +2011-07-13.txt:22:58:10: <Taneb> I'm not homophobic, I just don't like talking about sex or nakedness +2011-07-13.txt:22:58:34: <Taneb> agda.
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.6710 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +2012-08-17.txt:21:49:19: <psyk> atehwa: mitä mä haluan kaupasta? +2012-08-17.txt:21:49:33: <psyk> atehwa: :( +2012-08-17.txt:21:54:06: <psyk> atehwa: not everyone of my lines is in English! +2012-08-17.txt:21:54:39: <psyk> atehwa: Puhuisimmeko mieluummin suomea? +2012-08-17.txt:21:54:58: <psyk> atehwa: Hmm.. Might be. But you sure are a liar. +2012-08-18.txt:02:34:57: <psyk> kmc: What a shame.. +2012-08-18.txt:05:52:02: <psyk> atehwa: not much +2012-08-18.txt:07:01:48: <psyk> atehwa: tiedoksesi: en ole britney-fani +2012-08-18.txt:08:33:57: <psyk> oerjan: I know that now both of us has made an error in grammar. or fwe. +2012-08-18.txt:08:34:19: <psyk> oerjan: mitä siitä? +2012-08-18.txt:08:34:50: <psyk> oerjan: I want to kill somebody. +2012-08-18.txt:12:48:01: <psyk> elliott: No it isn't! +2012-08-18.txt:12:48:22: <psyk> elliott: What are you doing? +2012-08-18.txt:12:48:34: <psyk> elliott: Vielleich, oder so. +2012-08-18.txt:12:48:48: <psyk> elliott: Shit of your gastrointestinal tract. +2012-08-18.txt:12:49:04: <psyk> ion: kerro lisää. +2012-08-18.txt:12:49:12: <psyk> elliott: No, i'm not +2012-08-18.txt:12:53:01: <psyk> elliott: Without contradiction there's no life. +2012-08-18.txt:12:53:04: <psyk> elliott: eikö euroopan unioni olekin perseestä? +2012-08-18.txt:15:58:57: <psyk> elliott: I know, and that was an answer. +2012-08-18.txt:17:39:49: <psyk> atriq: hyvää yötä +2012-08-18.txt:17:40:23: <psyk> atriq: robottieläimiäkin kiinnostaa +2012-08-19.txt:00:15:00: <psyk> elliott: I've noticed you're quite shameless. +2012-08-19.txt:01:02:35: <psyk> shachaf: exactly +2012-08-19.txt:01:16:50: <elliott> <psyk> shachaf: exactly +2012-08-19.txt:01:17:00: <psyk> elliott: no se johtuu siitä, että puhun suomea, pöljä! +2012-08-19.txt:01:17:56: <psyk> monqy: Okay. Go for it. Although, truth is out there. +2012-08-19.txt:08:52:44: <oerjan> `pastelogs <psyk> +2012-08-19.txt:08:53:27: <oerjan> `pastelogs <psyk>
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.6962 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,39 @@ +2009-05-26.txt:21:06:21: <EgoBot> Score for ais523_defend6: 97.0 +2009-05-27.txt:01:47:47: <EgoBot> Score for ehird_defend6_a_parody_or_just_plain_ripoff_question_mark: 76.0 +2009-05-27.txt:02:22:59: <EgoBot> Score for Patashu_rushpolarity: 75.3 +2009-05-27.txt:02:34:13: <EgoBot> Score for Patashu_rushpolarity: 75.3 +2009-05-27.txt:02:43:18: <EgoBot> Score for Patashu_rushpolarity: 76.0 +2009-05-27.txt:03:10:20: <EgoBot> Score for Patashu_rushpolarity: 71.0 +2009-05-28.txt:07:01:32: <EgoBot> Score for Patashu_lazy: 75.3 +2009-05-28.txt:07:02:49: <EgoBot> Score for Patashu_lazy: 75.3 +2009-05-28.txt:07:05:25: <EgoBot> Score for Patashu_lazy: 75.3 +2009-05-28.txt:07:17:32: <EgoBot> Score for Patashu_waiter: 75.9 +2009-05-28.txt:07:19:07: <EgoBot> Score for Patashu_waiter: 75.9 +2009-05-28.txt:16:34:57: <EgoBot> Score for myndzi_test: 80.1 +2009-05-28.txt:16:56:14: <EgoBot> Score for myndzi_slowrush: 84.2 +2009-05-28.txt:16:56:54: <EgoBot> Score for myndzi_slowrush: 80.1 +2009-05-28.txt:17:04:32: <EgoBot> Score for myndzi_slowrush: 77.8 +2009-05-29.txt:00:28:29: <EgoBot> Score for ais523_vibration_fool_faster: 73.4 +2009-05-29.txt:03:11:24: <EgoBot> Score for myndzi_test: 86.9 +2009-05-29.txt:03:11:49: <EgoBot> Score for myndzi_3pass: 86.8 +2009-05-29.txt:03:13:39: <EgoBot> Score for myndzi_3pass: 79.4 +2009-05-29.txt:03:13:47: <EgoBot> Score for myndzi_3pass: 86.6 +2009-05-29.txt:03:19:32: <EgoBot> Score for myndzi_3pass: 79.4 +2009-05-29.txt:03:20:09: <EgoBot> Score for myndzi_3pass: 81.4 +2009-05-29.txt:03:21:12: <EgoBot> Score for myndzi_3pass: 70.0 +2009-05-29.txt:03:22:48: <EgoBot> Score for myndzi_3pass: 83.3 +2009-05-29.txt:05:33:49: <EgoBot> Score for leonid__lols: 75.6 +2009-05-29.txt:06:47:04: <EgoBot> Score for Patashu_rushpolarity: 71.7 +2009-05-29.txt:07:56:52: <EgoBot> Score for leonid__ugh: 72.3 +2009-05-29.txt:12:31:38: <EgoBot> Score for ais523_defend9: 73.6 +2009-05-31.txt:06:23:36: <EgoBot> Score for Patashu_2_3weave: 80.1 +2009-05-31.txt:08:10:18: <EgoBot> Score for Patashu_2_3weave: 71.3 +2011-01-31.txt:06:29:58: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_evil: 71.3 +2011-02-01.txt:02:10:53: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_litterer: 92.0 +2011-02-04.txt:21:44:57: <EgoBot> Score for ais523_ais_test1: 72.8 +2011-02-04.txt:22:00:02: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_litterer-clone-1: 81.2 +2011-02-04.txt:22:00:05: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_litterer-clone-2: 73.0 +2011-02-04.txt:22:03:53: <EgoBot> Score for Lymia_alicia: 98.0 +2011-02-08.txt:01:21:26: <elliott> Score for elliott_poop2: 98.7 +2011-03-11.txt:20:15:23: <EgoBot> Score for ais523_slowpoke: 78.0 +2011-03-11.txt:20:15:23: <EgoBot> Score for ais523_slowpoke: 78.0
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.7017 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +BOFH excuse #173: + +Recursive traversal of loopback mount points +----- +Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. +----- +If the meanings of "true" and "false" were switched, then this sentence +would not be false. +----- +What we Are is God's gift to us. +What we Become is our gift to God. +----- +It is only people of small moral stature who have to stand on their dignity. +----- +Poucas pessoas são capazes de formar uma opinião independentemente dos +preconceitos do ambiente e de expressá-la com serenidade; as pessoas, +em sua maioria, costumam ser incapazes de chegar sequer aos +preconceitos. + -- Albert Einstein +----- +If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. +----- +Don't expect people to keep in step--it's hard enough just staying in line. +-----
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.7097 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,55 @@ + +There is not much to choose between a woman who deceives us for another, +and a woman who deceives another for ourselves. + -- Augier +--- +Why don't you fix your little problem... and light this candle? + -- Alan Shepherd, the first man into space, Gemini program +--- +Num lugar onde só existiam pizzas, as de aliche foram expulsas pelas +de ervilha. Qual o nome do filme? + +Aliche no país das más ervilhas +--- +That, that is, is. +That, that is not, is not. +That, that is, is not that, that is not. +That, that is not, is not that, that is. +--- +When you said "HEAVILY FORESTED" it reminded me of an overdue CLEANING +BILL ... Don't you SEE? O'Grogan SWALLOWED a VALUABLE COIN COLLECTION +and HAD to murder the ONLY MAN who KNEW!! +--- +I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good. + -- K. Coates +--- +Everybody has something to conceal. + -- Humphrey Bogart +--- +Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm the +only ashtray. +--- +What I want is all of the power and none of the responsibility. +--- +Vancouver Grizzlies + + _.-|\/ /\ |\| (= () |_| \/ [= |2|-._ +_.-" _.; _.. ,---,,---... _ | _ "-._ +| ,-" _.--""\| |'-, /'-, /| | | |""-| |"-._| +| |.-" | ,-;/| | / / / / | | | | ,-;_"-._ +| |.-| | |'\ | |/ /_ / /_ | |_| | "=|"|-. "| + \ \ | | |\ \|.;---''r--' |._.L.L.`-; | / / + \ `' |r'.""\\ \_.|.L._|_(V_V_V_V"V-\`' / + `. |`-.`- _,'_______ ,-; ' ' ' '\ \,' + `.| ;"; `-. ,-' `'`. | | + / '`;-._'_,-;' \ | | + ,;-.-,| ;`. |`._,'|' i-,| | | + (;`"`\ `\ \ -|_.|._|_-',' | | | + |`-. | |\`-_)V"""V(_-',-' / /. + (;._.)-|,' `-.|^===^|.-' '\`\ + `'--' `"""""' `.\ + / __.. `\ + |._._._._. ,---""" `-V-V-V-V-V + V-V-V-V-V-' ' ' ' ' ' + ` ` ` ` ` +---
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.7250 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2004-05-29.txt:07:25:26: <Toreun> it's surprisingly a lot of fun +2004-06-04.txt:16:30:54: <fizzie> hm, lang's been surprisingly active lately. +2004-06-11.txt:22:32:25: <lament> it's surprisingly efficient. +2004-11-07.txt:22:32:14: <fizzie> apparently he keeps finding composite-number-factoring algorithms at a surprisingly high rate. :p +2005-05-13.txt:09:02:27: <pgimeno> that's how I've managed to recover the True distribution (which is based, quite unsurprisingly, in False) +2005-05-13.txt:18:09:31: <puzzlet> surprisingly Wikipedia had launched hieroglyph support +2005-06-19.txt:19:02:31: <Keymaker> it's surprisingly time-consuming to write that kind of program. the hardest part is to keep switching windows to look at wikipedia article etc.. +2005-07-27.txt:23:29:09: <fizzie> For a laptop it's surprisingly nice. +2005-11-26.txt:20:53:14: <jix> my div routine is surprisingly compact... +2005-12-03.txt:10:52:08: <int-e> Keymaker: the problem is surprisingly tricky for brainfuck +2006-04-17.txt:16:24:13: <calamari> openoffice's export to pdf works surprisingly well +2006-04-28.txt:22:28:48: <GregorR-W> The Intel graphics cards are surprisingly decent, all things considered. +2006-07-27.txt:23:27:13: <ihope> It's surprisingly easy to to double those short words ;-) +2006-08-11.txt:03:47:06: <RodgerTheGreat> seriously, though, that's a surprisingly successful translation. +2006-08-22.txt:00:56:56: <Razor-X> Wow. That's surprisingly good. +2006-09-02.txt:05:40:13: <ifndef_GREGOR_H> ivan`: This is surprisingly good for being raw IRC :P +2006-10-01.txt:21:24:25: <oerjan> no, surprisingly not i am just guessing how it works +2007-01-03.txt:07:17:23: <CakeProphet> not surprisingly. +2007-01-18.txt:02:51:16: <CakeProphet> it sounds feasible... surprisingly. +2007-02-19.txt:01:10:06: <SevenInchBread> yes, unsurprisingly, the mathematics behind music is pure mathematics... however there's obviously something missing from a mathematical model. +2007-02-25.txt:02:12:59: <oerjan> and more surprisingly, it actually manages to run the Malbolge cat program. +2007-03-21.txt:03:54:20: <oerjan> This surprisingly gives it some of the advantages of lazy evaluation. +2007-04-08.txt:03:49:33: <SevenInchBread> we can easily be esoteric (and Discordian... which works SURPRISINGLY well with esoteric) in the emergent behavior of our stale and bland platform +2007-05-31.txt:23:21:16: <oerjan> it was an auxiliary Germanish language that we discussed on the conlang mailing list years ago. I am surprised to see it has a (disputed notability) Wikipedia article, and (not as surprisingly) has split into several versions. +2007-06-20.txt:04:36:44: <oerjan> surprisingly, the answer was yes. +2007-06-25.txt:19:32:41: <oerjan> i read learning russian was on the way up in finland, or something, unsurprisingly. +2007-06-30.txt:01:07:33: <ihope> ndiswrapper was surprisingly painless. +2007-07-07.txt:08:05:10: <edwardk> they can't be proven in general, but surprisingly many can +2007-08-01.txt:01:45:15: <lament> which is surprisingly not far from the truth +2007-09-10.txt:00:30:02: <oerjan> although the equality of the two numbers have seen surprisingly little investigation, being mentioned in only 3% of the articles on the subject. +2007-09-13.txt:07:46:09: <_D6Gregor1RFeZi> Surprisingly, VESA /did/ work at 24bpp 8-O +2007-10-25.txt:16:36:46: <ais523> surprisingly most of them weren't very interested +2007-11-01.txt:16:38:15: <GregorR> A long time ago, in a galaxy surprisingly nearby (here, in fact), somebody asked if Brainfuck can access the Win32 API. +2007-11-17.txt:18:06:15: <ehird`> "The approach is surprisingly simple: for each line of code you enter, we compile a shared object in the background. If the compilation succeeds, the object is loaded into a child process via dlopen(). If the child process segfaults, we know that the code was bad and so we can "rewind" by replaying all n-1 steps. Printing variables is handled by attaching gdb to the child process." +2007-12-28.txt:01:48:22: <Slereah-> It's surprisingly hot in here. +2007-12-28.txt:22:13:06: <Hiato> hrmm... no (unsurprisingly) +2008-01-04.txt:18:26:32: <Slereah> Yes. and unsurprisingly, it's in the m combinator section. +2008-01-06.txt:15:13:25: <Hiato> unsurprisingly, I am not surpirised +2008-03-20.txt:16:34:54: <Deewiant> unsurprisingly +2008-03-20.txt:16:36:23: <Deewiant> unsurprisingly there's no info on the net about running oak draw on windows xp >_< +2008-04-11.txt:21:41:46: * oerjan finds oko utterances surprisingly short for having such low entropy per character :D +2008-04-27.txt:23:28:26: <evincar> The imterpreter is surprisingly difficult to make. +2008-06-08.txt:15:52:49: <ais523> registered in Russia, unsurprisingly +2008-06-17.txt:18:00:52: <ais523> heh, unsurprisingly, spreadfirefox.com is down +2008-06-24.txt:19:49:52: <ais523> C-INTERCAL's surprisingly robust against everything but call stack tricks +2008-07-05.txt:17:09:21: <Deewiant> surprisingly handy +2008-07-06.txt:16:40:17: <oerjan> surprisingly hot +2008-08-08.txt:20:07:16: <tusho> (Perhaps surprisingly,) it's annoying. +2008-08-15.txt:13:20:55: <oerjan> i suppose T&R has surprisingly few math jokes for having polygons as the main characters +2008-08-20.txt:17:22:56: <Deewiant> and he did, surprisingly quickly too :-P +2008-09-02.txt:19:31:08: <oerjan> AnMaster: Oscar Wilde did surprisingly well without one +2008-09-04.txt:20:02:09: <fizzie> "Surprisingly" the name "zzie" was not taken. +2008-09-07.txt:08:25:14: <oerjan> surprisingly, some people are awake +2008-09-17.txt:20:44:43: <fizzie> fungot: You're being surprisingly coherent today. +2008-09-17.txt:21:40:48: <fizzie> That's surprisingly small. +2008-09-21.txt:13:11:35: <HanDongSeong> surprisingly there are also many atheists here +2008-09-22.txt:17:39:02: <ais523> the code for it is surprisingly readable as it has pretty much nothing to do with brainfuck +2008-09-23.txt:21:37:58: <tusho> unsurprisingly it fails in lynx +2008-09-28.txt:21:36:50: <fizzie> I think all we got out of that one was few minutes of pointlessness, unsurprisingly. +2008-10-16.txt:08:41:14: <immibis> it seems to give surprisingly relevant answers +2008-10-23.txt:09:57:43: <fizzie> fungot: That was surprisingly text-like. +2008-10-23.txt:09:58:58: <fizzie> That's surprisingly legible. +2008-10-26.txt:19:57:04: <fizzie> Actually the current data-set, even though it's so tiny, works surprisingly well: http://zem.fi/~fis/botconv.txt +2008-10-27.txt:20:57:37: <fizzie> In the wiki there's also "Another Pi Language", where the source code is two arbitrary integers; first is the index in pi and second is the amount of digits to read; that is then interpreted as "source file of any language". Unsurprisingly unimplemented. +2008-10-31.txt:23:58:03: <fizzie> ehird: Suggested emacs, surprisingly. +2008-11-13.txt:17:01:25: <Deewiant> Unsurprisingly enough :-P +2008-11-21.txt:23:35:48: <oklo> surprisingly easy to read considering finland very rarely has any link between a's and ä's +2008-12-05.txt:18:25:36: <oerjan> surprisingly that term does not exist yet +2008-12-07.txt:16:26:25: * SimonRC is in a surprisingly bad mood +2008-12-21.txt:23:17:16: <fizzie> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_micronations is surprisingly long. +2008-12-28.txt:17:15:48: <ais523> surprisingly +2008-12-31.txt:21:10:56: <psygnisfive> Madagascar 2 was a good movie, surprisingly +2009-01-04.txt:18:13:20: <ais523> although "what am intelligence" seems surprisingly philosophical +2009-01-07.txt:12:50:17: <fizzie> Path names are indeed surprisingly short. +2009-01-08.txt:17:11:38: <fungot> AnMaster: i tried both gambit 4b13 and gambit 4b15, and surprisingly, the picture that won fnord ascii art contest wasn't even ascii art. +2009-01-09.txt:23:04:35: <fizzie> There seem to be quite many Polish distributions in there; surprisingly. +2009-01-09.txt:23:04:42: <ehird> fizzie: or, rather, not surprisingly +2009-01-11.txt:09:29:02: <fungot> oklopol: ut austin too, not surprisingly though. ;p fnord/ fnord/ posse/ fnord/ esoteric not found +2009-01-11.txt:19:01:49: <ehird> that's surprisingly common in programming. +2009-01-13.txt:18:01:40: <Deewiant> which is unsurprisingly what's under localhost in /etc/hosts +2009-01-14.txt:18:33:42: <ehird> a2p is surprisingly competent +2009-01-18.txt:02:18:16: <kerlo> (((s k) a) b), surprisingly, gives this: b +2009-01-18.txt:14:51:18: <ehird> (it's surprisingly short, 5-6 or so elements) +2009-01-18.txt:19:25:47: <ais523> I actually used to be pretty good at VB once, surprisingly +2009-01-18.txt:22:05:50: <ehird> ais523: unsurprisingly, Python is not optimized for entering code over IRC. +2009-02-06.txt:15:54:12: <leeguy92> ,[>,] i discovered brainfuck can be surprisingly compact +2009-02-14.txt:15:48:49: <ehird> ais523: that's surprisingly ugly/hacked up for a google logos +2009-02-21.txt:15:02:52: <ais523> hmm... Dolphin is reminding me surprisingly of Nautilus +2009-02-22.txt:00:09:41: <ehird> which is surprisingly cheap +2009-02-23.txt:16:41:27: <ais523> looks surprisingly complex +2009-03-01.txt:09:54:21: <fizzie> Echoing is surprisingly complicated. +2009-03-03.txt:14:55:47: <ais523> surprisingly, CLC-INTERCAL would parse that just fine, C-INTERCAL might have more trouble +2009-03-04.txt:17:20:24: <ehird> wow, my malloc() returns surprisingly clean results. like 0x200000 +2009-03-05.txt:15:34:28: <ais523> this is actually surprisingly like writing INTERCAL +2009-03-05.txt:17:53:07: <ais523> most of the answers are surprisingly sane +2009-03-12.txt:14:59:34: <fizzie> Fujitsu Siemens is partially German (the Siemens side, surprisingly) and they manufacture computers. +2009-03-13.txt:20:15:41: <fizzie> That's surprisingly modern, given that triangles is what they draw nowadays too. +2009-03-15.txt:20:43:47: <ehird> AnMaster: I don't actually give a damn whether you watch it or not, surprisingly. +2009-03-27.txt:20:33:28: <AnMaster> Deewiant, fungot uses surprisingly much of the stuff actually, apart from stack stacks +2009-03-31.txt:14:13:56: <Deewiant> cfunge chokes as badly as CCBI on Mycology, unsurprisingly +2009-04-01.txt:23:21:08: <ais523> Gracenotes: #IRP is actually surprisingly active today +2009-04-06.txt:01:57:21: <oerjan> surprisingly hard to find, the spanish is compresiones +2009-04-07.txt:21:33:06: <Deewiant> (Unsurprisingly enough) +2009-04-08.txt:20:14:57: <ehird> AnMaster: very low, surprisingly. +2009-04-09.txt:22:32:45: <fizzie> Well, it's nice that it's someone else who's had to think about how to port that sigsegv handling; there seem to be some specialization involved for almost all (os, architecture) pairs in it. Also it doesn't do what I want in jitfunge (not surprisingly, since it's such a peculiar need), which is to fake the stack underflow so that it skips the faulting instruction, "returns" a zero, and counteracts the effect of any instructions that moved the stack pointer. +2009-04-11.txt:21:15:22: <ehird> When I was young and naive I was looking around my computer and thought thermal paste was unwanted gunge, so I scraped it all off. Surprisingly, it never caught fire. +2009-04-17.txt:18:53:14: <Deewiant> Unsurprisingly enough +2009-04-24.txt:16:35:04: <fizzie> Surprisingly the Culture books produced reasonably funny-sounding output; but I already have so many "normal authors" there. +2009-04-26.txt:16:02:50: <ais523> surprisingly, Cuil's results are slightly better than Google's in that respect +2009-04-26.txt:20:03:01: <Deewiant> Unsurprisingly. +2009-04-26.txt:20:03:12: <AnMaster> why "Unsurprisingly" +2009-04-27.txt:18:19:25: <ais523> which strikes me as surprisingly low given Moore's Law +2009-05-07.txt:04:50:35: <GregorR> I'm using oocalc. It works surprisingly well, and can even save without needing any further modifications to get it in the target form if you know how to ask it right, but it's a bit of a PITA because you can't just type, you have to press an arrow after every key. +2009-05-08.txt:20:24:44: <Deewiant> Unsurprisingly, doing SSD alignment on an HD isn't very smart :-P +2009-05-08.txt:20:40:36: <Deewiant> Lilja's there, unsurprisingly; he's a Haskell guy +2009-05-27.txt:20:04:59: <ehird> 8192, which is surprisingly small. But Deewiant, I want to know how many calls, on average. +2009-05-28.txt:07:41:34: <myndzi> i suspect that perhaps, given the right goal, brainfuck and a small set of random characters might be surprisingly flexible +2009-05-30.txt:19:09:12: <ehird> AnMaster: unsurprisingly, you're the only one it bothers. +2009-05-31.txt:08:06:43: <Patashu> 2/3 weave is surprisingly good still +2009-06-01.txt:10:29:33: <GregorR-L> Unsurprisingly, we're using the version ais made. +2009-06-01.txt:10:52:40: <GregorR-L> It tasted mostly like (presumably my own) blood, surprisingly sweet, with a little bit of bitterness. +2009-06-07.txt:00:11:25: <Lune-aVulff> ehird: Most of them are surprisingly lame :( +2009-06-10.txt:22:45:54: <GregorR> ehird: Not yet. Surprisingly difficult to take full-body photos of oneself :P +2009-06-12.txt:00:12:49: <GregorR> http://filebin.ca/tgruta/AgonizedlyChunkySonata.mid // this is a surprisingly accurate name :P +2009-06-18.txt:04:45:26: <oklopol> i'm writing a textbox atm, making a pretty correspondence between logical and physical lines is surprisingly difficult. +2009-06-23.txt:18:06:23: <Deewiant> Unsurprisingly, it devotes 18 lines to defining fst,snd,trd,frth,ffth for tuples up to size 5 +2009-07-10.txt:23:26:48: <oerjan> surprisingly close... +2009-07-13.txt:01:55:16: <Warrigal> I'm finding it surprisingly difficult to make a cat interpreter. +2009-07-20.txt:22:09:40: <ehird> google, unsurprisingly, can has a logo +2009-07-25.txt:22:42:28: <oklopol> but it takes surprisingly little effort to learn to be happy +2009-07-28.txt:01:28:49: <ehird> Surprisingly, statistically, NOBODY DOES THAT. +2009-08-05.txt:01:30:20: <oerjan> surprisingly nothing to do with piercing. +2009-08-06.txt:18:17:28: <oklopol> i mean writing a brainfuck interp without parsing is actually surprisingly error prone +2009-08-10.txt:16:46:19: <olegfink> surprisingly, it seems that it's the other way around +2009-08-12.txt:19:19:43: <oklopol> GregorR-L: surprisingly many, unfortunately! +2009-08-14.txt:19:54:06: <ehird> acme works surprisingly well on os x +2009-08-15.txt:02:35:19: <ehird> there surprisingly aren't any... +2009-08-26.txt:22:34:15: <ehird1> surprisingly, moving /lib doesn't break things. +2009-09-01.txt:06:46:54: <ehird> Surprisingly, a shiny new CPU with like 20% performance improvements does not alleviate the crippling slowness of bash and bashfunge. +2009-09-03.txt:21:39:51: <ehird> surprisingly, my partition surgery worked perfectly, first time +2009-09-03.txt:23:09:19: <ehird> [22:39] ehird: surprisingly, my partition surgery worked perfectly, first time +2009-09-03.txt:23:10:25: <Deewiant> 2009-09-03 23:39:57 ( ehird) surprisingly, my partition surgery worked perfectly, first time +2009-09-04.txt:03:51:26: <ehird> it's...surprisingly snappy +2009-09-12.txt:06:01:57: <ehird> unsurprisingly, it's to run a flight simulator +2009-09-12.txt:10:57:55: <ehird> That's surprisingly recent for cygwin :P +2009-09-13.txt:11:50:55: <fizzie> nasm, to be precise; surprisingly enough it didn't interpret "0123" as octal, wanted a "0o" prefix there. +2009-09-17.txt:21:19:47: <Deewiant> In Python, + concatenates; in Perl, it unsurprisingly adds two numbers :-P +2009-09-21.txt:22:45:26: <ehird> Surprisingly enough, most applications are unlike a web browser. +2009-09-21.txt:22:48:13: <ehird> Surprisingly enough, it's called a default because it's not appropriate in ALL cases. +2009-09-22.txt:10:18:26: <fizzie> Well, the SoftwareStore wiki page has renamed categories into "Departments", such as you would find from a physical store; I guess they're driving for that sort of metaphor. Except you only shoplift and never pay. (Well, the word "shoplift" surprisingly isn't mentioned there.) +2009-09-23.txt:15:31:29: <ehird> AnMaster: Surprisingly, the general population don't give a shit: they're sitting at horrible 16"-18" Acer laptops with a damn number pad and an uber-glossy 16:9 screen. +2009-10-01.txt:04:25:12: <hekau> surprisingly they made heavy use of occult symbolism +2009-10-05.txt:11:12:04: <ehird> and hobbyists, surprisingly, don't find porting every new feature to 3.11 fun +2009-10-06.txt:23:53:11: <oerjan> the rest is surprisingly close +2009-10-09.txt:07:26:22: <Rugxulo> surprisingly +2009-10-09.txt:13:30:16: <ehird> the wikipedia tab is surprisingly capable, handles infoboxes and everything just fine +2009-10-18.txt:22:45:44: <Sgeo> "Sgeo" is surprisingly not rare +2009-10-22.txt:03:32:23: <ehird> Oranjer: Surprisingly no! +2009-10-22.txt:04:01:22: <ehird> Well that's... surprisingly honest. +2009-10-24.txt:18:16:22: <ais523> /dev/env in DJGPP was surprisingly useful +2009-10-24.txt:18:23:59: <AnMaster> <ais523> /dev/env in DJGPP was surprisingly useful <-- eh +2009-10-26.txt:18:23:15: <ehird> The images themselves can be either .WIM images (as used in Vista), or .VHD (as used in Virtual PC). The ability to use VHD images allows the same image to be used across both virtual and physical hardware. Using a VHD with physical hardware depends on a new Windows 7 feature that allows direct booting from a VHD file; as a consequence, only Windows 7 (and Windows Server 2008 R2) can be deployed in this way. Manually deploying VHD images is surprisingly si +2009-11-01.txt:11:30:16: <Pthing> it is surprisingly (except not because it's pretty richly structured) melodic +2009-11-01.txt:11:37:39: <Pthing> if it were orchestrated properly, it would sound surprisingly good for all that it is entirely algorithmic +2009-11-02.txt:07:45:05: <ehird> That was surprisingly easy +2009-11-04.txt:23:47:51: <Gregor> Seems good enough, surprisingly *shrugs* +2009-11-12.txt:23:29:30: <Rugxulo> compresses to 21k .ZIP (unsurprisingly) +2009-11-23.txt:02:41:25: <ehird> That's pretty high at the top, and I can tell you that the type system hindered and bothered me a lot, and helped me surprisingly few times in comparison. +2009-12-01.txt:22:34:19: <ais523> that would actually be surprisingly easy +2009-12-01.txt:22:47:35: <ais523> AnMaster: gcc-bf is surprisingly efficient, on an RLE system +2009-12-20.txt:02:06:02: <ehirdiphone> iPhone typing is, surprisingly, not instantaneous. +2009-12-31.txt:23:58:42: <ehirdiphone> iPhone does not do ntp surprisingly enough +2010-01-02.txt:11:25:11: <ais523> for a while I was on a bed-at-7, wake-at-2 pattern, which is surprisingly nice +2010-01-06.txt:00:49:22: <ineiros> uorygl: Swedish is surprisingly easy (even though my Swedish is extremely rusty, since I don't use it at all). +2010-01-08.txt:14:33:37: <ehird> XP handles being lobotomised surprisingly well. +2010-01-08.txt:15:41:34: <ehird> That was surprisingly painless +2010-01-09.txt:15:44:17: <ehird> although winhugs is surprisingly nice +2010-01-10.txt:16:31:47: <ehird> AnMaster: Surprisingly enough, I don't care about your opinions. +2010-01-15.txt:10:34:20: <ais523> yes, surprisingly so +2010-01-26.txt:00:05:08: <Gregor> Finding non-crappy trumpet soundfonts. Surprisingly difficult. +2010-01-26.txt:22:05:42: <Deewiant> I'm missing all of those too, unsurprisingly enough. (And a few dozen others.) +2010-02-15.txt:01:23:32: <oerjan> surprisingly rarely +2010-02-25.txt:15:33:06: <fizzie> It was a bit tricky to interface with on the TI DSP board; despite being made by the same company, "surprisingly" the rather advanced (or at least feature-rich) serial communications circuitry wasn't really helpful for that sort of stuff. +2010-03-02.txt:14:02:10: <fungot> fizzie: an elven cloak: the hitchhiker's guide to the moonlight and the cimmerian. they are found in many places, not surprisingly, are large, dark shape rose from the chaos and gave it to open locked doors. +2010-03-03.txt:20:36:06: <fizzie> anmaster_l: Do you happen to know Erlang's actual bignum format, by the way? I only know how GMP does it, and that particular library has a (surprisingly small) MAX_BIGNUM. +2010-03-12.txt:18:38:25: <Deewiant> AnMaster: Only on POSIX, unsurprisingly enough. +2010-03-15.txt:01:03:56: <augur> and this algorithm works _surprisingly_ well +2010-03-28.txt:15:45:15: <alise_> Now I'm trying to prove (~ exists n, forall m, n >= m); it's surprisingly difficult. +2010-04-02.txt:01:23:34: <mibygl> Wow, it's surprisingly difficult to create a user from the command line in OS C. +2010-04-02.txt:01:26:05: <AnMaster> <mibygl> Wow, it's surprisingly difficult to create a user from the command line in OS C. <-- yeah, I heard it is all a chimera that OS . +2010-04-02.txt:18:00:27: <ais523> seems surprisingly uncreative for Google +2010-04-05.txt:04:28:40: <oklopol> boolean algebras i had heard of, surprisingly enough +2010-04-09.txt:16:50:42: <Deewiant> vaeyl dies due to k not working as expected, unsurprisingly enough +2010-04-09.txt:21:36:03: <Deewiant> Unsurprisingly enough +2010-04-09.txt:22:57:31: <alise> Surprisingly, that first sentence is actually the correct way to phrase that with "you guys". +2010-04-11.txt:18:48:42: <AnMaster> Deewiant, and surprisingly so does rcfunge! +2010-04-13.txt:01:55:48: <Gregor> That site is both not Pen Island, and surprisingly penis-free. (Although not at all porn-free) +2010-04-16.txt:22:18:46: <alise> The definition code is surprisingly nice. This is promising. +2010-04-17.txt:23:56:57: <Rugxulo> huh, mandel.bf is slow also (surprisingly) +2010-04-19.txt:18:13:37: <pikhq> AnMaster: Surprisingly? Many things do require C++. +2010-04-29.txt:14:50:44: <fizzie> Misread an Amazon title recommendation as "Purely Fictional Data Structures". (Unsurprisingly, they were functional instead. I might have bought a book on fictional ones.) +2010-05-01.txt:01:41:45: <ais523> wow, I'm surprisingly good at feeling generically angry +2010-05-01.txt:02:01:48: <pikhq> It is, unsurprisingly, a char*. +2010-05-04.txt:11:53:27: <fizzie> It has aspects of the farcical; after losing in court, they appeal and demand a jury trial; the court of appeals surprisingly-ishly agrees and grants that; the jury unanimously says the same thing the court did; so now they want either a special overrule-the-jury judgement, or a new jury, because "the jury simply got it wrong" (direct quote). +2010-05-04.txt:18:07:16: <fizzie> AnMaster: the summer school thing was just a miscellaneous ad from my inbox. "Surprisingly" it wasn't related to novels in the book sense at all; was more about robotics and such. +2010-05-06.txt:16:56:01: <pikhq> nooga: Surprisingly, it works quite decently when you treat it a bit like Japanese does. +2010-05-08.txt:12:48:01: <alise> The end result is, surprisingly enough, custard. +2010-05-11.txt:22:02:10: <AnMaster> Rugxulo, that looks surprisingly modern +2010-05-12.txt:00:16:46: <oerjan> surprisingly integers have finite forms +2010-05-16.txt:01:53:20: <pikhq> Worked surprisingly well, though. +2010-05-22.txt:07:25:10: <Gregor> So I ran into a surprisingly ridiculous problem today. +2010-05-23.txt:06:59:02: <Gregor> Incidentally, I am eating this Reuben with a Sangria (sin alcohol), which is a surprisingly good combination. +2010-05-23.txt:20:39:12: <ais523> surprisingly little +2010-05-28.txt:21:41:36: <Sgeo_> alise, a surprisingly large number +2010-05-29.txt:21:25:32: <oerjan> it's surprisingly subtle how to do division +2010-06-01.txt:03:11:28: <alise> Wow, that's a surprisingly low rate of fuckerrors. +2010-06-06.txt:03:13:52: <alise> Surprisingly heavy! +2010-06-07.txt:13:02:45: <oerjan> surprisingly, there are interesting consequences. if * is surjective, then it's essentially a kind of linear function, and all linear functions of two variables have this property. +2010-06-18.txt:00:02:49: <ais523> I'm surprisingly bad with doors +2010-06-19.txt:10:45:00: <oklopol> division is surprisingly hard +2010-06-19.txt:20:28:12: <coppro> incidentally, I'm now disappointed I didn't find out about and join the PPCA earlier, because (unsurprisingly) I'm relatively moderate among members when it comes to my views +2010-06-21.txt:20:54:45: <oerjan> and surprisingly the answer is "all of them, using only 5 possible passing-on values" (the 5 i deduced myself from the article) +2010-06-27.txt:18:01:26: <fizzie> The Linux boot protocol is (surprisingly) well documented in Documentation/x86/boot.txt, though, so it's not hard to whip up a loader. +2010-06-30.txt:23:02:36: <ehirdiphone> Which I fail surprisingly often at because I'm not given a calculator and mental arithmetic is so tedious that I cut corners. +2010-07-01.txt:15:07:07: <ais523> come to think of it, JS and Lua are surprisingly similar languages +2010-07-04.txt:02:04:50: <ais523> it comes up surprisingly often, but people don't recognise it +2010-07-09.txt:05:20:46: <Gregor-P> Its tablet screen is surprisingly nice fo general navigation. +2010-07-16.txt:22:22:57: <cpressey> zzo38: Hm, I do (I use NASM) but it's short (surprisingly short) so it'll be easy to convert. +2010-07-26.txt:23:45:49: <cpressey> oerjan: It's surprisingly hard work, considering it's nothing. +2010-07-30.txt:14:03:53: <cpressey> <alise> "And what has he done..." <-- wow, i find that surprisingly offensive in a way i cannot readily describe +2010-08-01.txt:18:13:18: <fizzie> There's surprisingly many air-conditioning systems listed; I didn't even know those have remote control in general. +2010-08-07.txt:00:48:42: <alise> "Ed stories" is a surprisingly long book. +2010-08-12.txt:23:19:18: <fizzie> It's by a demoscene group, somewhat unsurprisingly. +2010-08-15.txt:05:02:18: <Sgeo_> Also, it made surprisingly good plays +2010-08-15.txt:18:45:44: <alise> This is a surprisingly active dlvl 1. +2010-08-16.txt:08:11:53: <zzo38> And people often say my programs are surprisingly small. So therefore it is not that much surprise...... +2010-08-18.txt:01:13:53: <alise> RDJA is surprisingly /catchy/. +2010-08-22.txt:20:40:15: <alise> Which is the most hacked-together yet surprisingly functional orgy ever. +2010-08-29.txt:03:10:22: <alise> this works surprisingly well +2010-09-06.txt:16:09:18: <cpressey> Unsurprisingly, the latest version of SIOD does not build out-of-the-box on Linux. This is unsurprising because the latest version of SIOD is from 1996. +2010-09-12.txt:19:05:59: <alise> Monaco renders surprisingly well here. +2010-09-19.txt:23:30:33: <Phantom_Hoover> And a pile of rust, which is really all that would remain of exposed structures after a surprisingly short time, is not very useful. +2010-09-20.txt:20:37:39: <alise> Of course, this is fundamentally probabilistic in the end; it may do something obviously stupid simply because it was never stupid before, and that's unavoidable. Still, stupid heuristics have surprisingly high success rates, I find... +2010-09-26.txt:15:31:19: <alise> Thus producing an ever-so-slightly broken but surprisingly-well-working 95-era interface on Win2k. +2010-09-28.txt:18:49:50: <Phantom_Hoover> It's holding out surprisingly well... +2010-10-06.txt:22:44:54: <alise> Surprisingly fast, too. +2010-10-06.txt:23:01:29: <alise> http://benmetcalfe.com/blog/2010/10/the-ly-domain-space-to-be-considered-unsafe/ Using domains in the TLDs of countries you can't trust: surprisingly, a bad idea! trust +2010-10-07.txt:14:02:38: <alise> This keyboard has surprisingly good tactile response for Logitech. +2010-10-07.txt:14:09:09: <fizzie> "Several" was rather surprisingly many, if I remember the case right. Certainly not the majority, though. +2010-10-07.txt:18:31:59: <alise> 1635 bytes of Python -- well, 1634, the newline at the end is irrelevant -- and, although it doesn't have monsters that actually fight you yet, it's surprisingly feature...ful +2010-10-07.txt:19:14:18: <Gregor> Which is surprisingly annoying to extract. +2010-10-07.txt:21:06:08: <ais523> also, it was a surprisingly non-eso project +2010-10-08.txt:19:44:13: <alise> pikhq: $19.23/month, paid annually. Actually that's surprisingly cheap... +2010-10-08.txt:20:56:13: <alise> surprisingly +2010-10-09.txt:03:01:11: <alise> I HAVE READ SURPRISINGLY LITTLE THINGS THAT I SHOULD HAVE +2010-10-10.txt:02:36:00: <alise> pikhq: Surprisingly, for a game released in 1997, it is *still regularly updated*. +2010-10-14.txt:01:01:04: <elliott> There are surprisingly few interwikis on [[en:fuck]]. +2010-10-15.txt:00:28:24: <elliott> pikhq: Unsurprisingly, it doesn't work. At all. +2010-10-15.txt:16:43:25: <cheater> surprisingly that has worked +2010-10-16.txt:19:41:15: <pikhq> Sgeo: It's actually a reasonable security model, surprisingly. +2010-10-16.txt:21:12:12: <olsner> his discoveries are all surprisingly recent too, I always thought the mandelbrot set and all that stuff was discovered in the 30s or something by a mandelbrot at least 50 years older than he actually was +2010-10-16.txt:21:16:57: <elliott> <olsner> his discoveries are all surprisingly recent too, I always thought the mandelbrot set and all that stuff was discovered in the 30s or something by a mandelbrot at least 50 years older than he actually was +2010-10-17.txt:22:53:09: <elliott> Surprisingly it's not hideous. +2010-10-19.txt:00:37:31: <elliott> (which was a surprisingly complete vi-esque interface to Visual Studio) +2010-10-19.txt:15:15:07: <catseye> ais523: i ...can't think of any, surprisingly +2010-10-21.txt:20:31:00: <quintopia> elliott: surprisingly few worthy of mention tho. compared to GPL. +2010-10-21.txt:22:12:08: <elliott> cpressey: i mean ruby is *surprisingly* close, but (1) THE FUCKING "COMMUNITY" and (2) it has a few really, really weird parts that just destroy it +2010-10-22.txt:23:11:55: <quintopia> human after all was surprisingly good +2010-10-23.txt:01:00:57: <elliott> surprisingly, i never had any bugs due to this. +2010-10-24.txt:13:33:15: <Phantom_Hoover> Watching Gregor's corpse freefall is surprisingly relaxing. +2010-10-25.txt:17:30:23: <fizzie> Looks surprisingly consistent. +2010-10-26.txt:00:03:09: <elliott> Vorpal: They've got surprisingly few for being continuously maintained since 1993. +2010-10-26.txt:05:57:56: <coppro> which Microsoft actually surprisingly beat them to +2010-10-28.txt:20:56:03: <elliott> ...wow, that was surprisingly awesome +2010-10-29.txt:02:54:07: <pikhq> Which, surprisingly, goes a long way in software. +2010-10-31.txt:17:09:13: <catseye> Vorpal: it's not bad. renders the table on the main page surprisingly well +2010-11-02.txt:06:39:52: <coppro> where our governments have a surprisingly strong 'old boss same as new boss' tendency +2010-11-05.txt:04:12:40: <coppro> for a surprisingly weak acid +2010-11-12.txt:20:20:59: <fizzie> Vorpal: Well, mine was a Wikipedia "Random article", unsurprisingly. +2010-11-13.txt:17:35:06: <Gregor> elliott: Yeah, I see that, but that still seems surprisingly lacking in douchebaggery for Apple ... +2010-11-22.txt:22:33:11: <oklopol> elliott: it's surprisingly hard to do anything, actually +2010-11-28.txt:08:05:04: <Gregor> I'm actually of surprisingly few heritages for a person whose family on both sides has been in the US for more than a century. +2010-11-28.txt:08:06:00: <pikhq> And I'm of surprisingly specifically-general heritage set. +2010-11-29.txt:15:08:15: <ais523\unfoog> elliott: anyway, being well-connected is a surprisingly useful skill +2010-12-03.txt:18:18:25: <quintopia> elliott: try the positional heuristic. i hear it's surprisingly good for how simple it is. +2010-12-04.txt:17:34:27: <elliott> Surprisingly, it's smaller than cat... +2010-12-04.txt:19:44:03: <Vorpal> Smmick, this channel is about esoteric programming languages, not esoterica btw. Surprisingly many get that wrong +2010-12-06.txt:20:03:08: <ais523> and it's a surprisingly simple scheme, resembling gzip's but with a much better ratio +2010-12-11.txt:02:53:22: <elliott> My eyes have adapted to staring at a computer screen for countless hours at a time. Surprisingly I don't need glasses and have better-than-average vision even after all these years... +2010-12-15.txt:16:54:56: <elliott> ais523: anyway, the apply function is surprisingly neat! +2010-12-15.txt:16:55:40: <elliott> ais523: http://sprunge.us/gZDO the guards are basically a half-assed excuse for not writing a proper validation function, and the do notation is unnecessary, but it's surprisingly simple +2010-12-16.txt:14:26:00: <ais523> I spent ages reading Apple's guidelines about Objective C memory management; they were, surprisingly, exactly the same as Perl uses internally +2010-12-16.txt:14:50:48: <ais523> and it's... surprisingly less irritating than I thought it would be +2010-12-16.txt:16:48:15: <ais523> (which is, surprisingly, actually useful on occasion) +2010-12-21.txt:00:22:06: <elliott> $(error Your work area is under a directory whose name contains a space. While it's possible to beat make into working with such directories, it's surprisingly hard and causes more problems than it solves. So, sorry, but don't do that) +2010-12-23.txt:20:26:18: <elliott> that was surprisingly painless +2010-12-24.txt:20:34:59: <elliott> asiek2erka: Um, because Christians went crusading to convert all the evil nonbelievers quite a while back and it worked surprisingly well ...? +2010-12-24.txt:20:36:45: <elliott> Surprisingly effective. +2010-12-31.txt:21:34:49: <Gregor> That worked surprisingly well for a typo. +2011-01-04.txt:19:29:13: <Phantom_Hoover_> elliott, it's worked surprisingly well so far. +[too many lines; stopping]
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.7452 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2011-07-16.txt:00:00:57: -!- itidus20 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-16.txt:03:40:55: <itidus20> zzo, sort of like how stage hypnosis is supposed to work eh. +2011-07-16.txt:03:42:10: <itidus20> i've seen an [obviously staged] video of a guy who hypnotized a woman to think he was invisible and then he would tickle her with a feather and make her look up with confusion +2011-07-16.txt:03:42:20: <itidus20> on youtube +2011-07-16.txt:03:43:00: <itidus20> but i am trying to put such bizzare fetishes behind me. +2011-07-16.txt:03:43:22: <itidus20> it might not have been youtube :-? i forget +2011-07-16.txt:03:44:17: <itidus20> and there is that book whose name i am not sure of which apparently has this word fnord which the citizens have been conditioned to block out +2011-07-16.txt:03:44:32: <itidus20> instilling fear in them because it is present in their texts even though they cannot conciously see it +2011-07-16.txt:03:46:59: <itidus20> as far as I know, the actual experience of such things is a deep form of submission whereby you let someone force you to fake it till you make it +2011-07-16.txt:03:50:05: <itidus20> it was after a girl in a chatroom started actually doing this to me that I knew I had to leave her. +2011-07-16.txt:04:07:58: <itidus20> hmm +2011-07-16.txt:04:08:02: <itidus20> math games.. +2011-07-16.txt:04:08:42: <itidus20> quintopia, single or multiplayer? +2011-07-16.txt:04:10:52: <itidus20> I have a small stash of ebooks which I more or less just hoard and don't investigate, some of which may actually be relevant. +2011-07-16.txt:04:14:25: <itidus20> lewis carroll, raymond smullyan, douglas hofstadter +2011-07-16.txt:04:14:46: <itidus20> i don't know if they entirely reach the topic. +2011-07-16.txt:04:16:16: <itidus20> i am sure john conway is relevant to the topic but i don't have any ebooks that are really related to him +2011-07-16.txt:04:20:39: <itidus20> puzzles are more common than actual games +2011-07-16.txt:04:23:26: <itidus20> depressing wiki comment backs me up "This article is about using mathematics to study the inner-workings of multiplayer games which, on the surface, may not appear mathematical at all. For games that directly involve mathematics in their play, see mathematical puzzle." +2011-07-16.txt:04:25:12: <itidus20> maybe things aren't so bad +2011-07-16.txt:04:25:19: <itidus20> anyway here is the page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_game +2011-07-16.txt:04:30:34: <itidus20> As a wannabe game designer it gives me great pain to think about how the only reason games are possible is due to imperfections in the players. +2011-07-16.txt:04:31:08: <itidus20> relative to perfect play that is +2011-07-16.txt:04:31:37: <itidus20> but thats probably a naive view i hold too often +2011-07-16.txt:04:32:49: <itidus20> That is the cynical depressing view that all gaming is to demonstrate some level of deviation from perfect play higher than the opponent. +2011-07-16.txt:04:33:35: <itidus20> Then again we find that perfect play is a waste of time. +2011-07-16.txt:04:34:02: <itidus20> And yet it helps motivate us to play if we idealize perfect play. +2011-07-16.txt:04:34:18: <itidus20> All of this of course is my cynical views which are probably wrong. +2011-07-16.txt:04:36:17: <itidus20> im full of shit ^_^; +2011-07-16.txt:04:37:39: <itidus20> i analyze things too much +2011-07-16.txt:04:38:03: <itidus20> i can think of arguments against my earlier comments but its all just a pile of crap comments +2011-07-16.txt:04:38:49: <itidus20> humm +2011-07-16.txt:04:39:03: <itidus20> you know what i havent seen much is coop games +2011-07-16.txt:04:39:34: <itidus20> i was talking to this guy once about it +2011-07-16.txt:04:42:26: <itidus20> omg the first result on google is an xkcd page +2011-07-16.txt:04:43:20: <itidus20> http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=16990 +2011-07-16.txt:04:43:42: <itidus20> omg quintopia posted on that page +2011-07-16.txt:04:44:41: <itidus20> yeah, i am skillful googler +2011-07-16.txt:04:47:13: <itidus20> well i searched on: "3 player game" "help or hinder" +2011-07-16.txt:04:47:24: <itidus20> didn't work in bing so i proceeded to google and it did +2011-07-16.txt:04:47:56: <itidus20> yet an MS spokeswoman says "if google didn't exist bing would be good enough" +2011-07-16.txt:04:49:15: <itidus20> yeah good enough for me to use as fertilizer +2011-07-16.txt:04:49:47: <itidus20> 3 player eh +2011-07-16.txt:04:50:00: <itidus20> so.... by having an odd number of players the dynamics become much more complex +2011-07-16.txt:04:52:08: <itidus20> this very sort of topic is what eventually led me to a chatroom for esoteric programming languages +2011-07-16.txt:04:53:14: <itidus20> so this page is like anti-3 player games +2011-07-16.txt:04:53:17: <itidus20> but i am all for it +2011-07-16.txt:04:54:21: <itidus20> ashbash makes the point +2011-07-16.txt:04:54:50: <itidus20> chance is fun. +2011-07-16.txt:04:55:42: <itidus20> oh +2011-07-16.txt:04:55:50: <itidus20> an idea just came to me, +2011-07-16.txt:04:56:48: <itidus20> i am a genius of course.. so ideas often come to me +2011-07-16.txt:04:57:37: <itidus20> ok i am "confident" you have not heard of this game before +2011-07-16.txt:04:58:01: <itidus20> so.. each player has 2 private 8x8 boards +2011-07-16.txt:04:58:17: <itidus20> following with me so far? +2011-07-16.txt:04:58:50: <zzo38> itidus20: OK. So far. But that isn't much. +2011-07-16.txt:04:59:02: <itidus20> they each have a pair of 8x8 boards that only they can see.. thus a total of four 8x8 boards +2011-07-16.txt:04:59:34: <itidus20> they also have a bunch of tiles... lets say 128 tiles just to be safe +2011-07-16.txt:04:59:45: <itidus20> 128 each +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:25: <itidus20> and uh.. 2 more tiles of a second color.. and 2 more tiles of a third color +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:50: <itidus20> so.. color 1) 128 tiles, color 2) 2 tiles, color 3) 2 tiles +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:56: <itidus20> hehe +2011-07-16.txt:05:01:43: <itidus20> ok now.. they begin by placing color 3 tiles on the boards.. 1 on each board +2011-07-16.txt:05:01:59: <itidus20> at location.. x = 4, y = 8 +2011-07-16.txt:05:02:37: <itidus20> now, on one of the boards, they place a color 2 tile somewhere +2011-07-16.txt:05:03:09: <itidus20> so far so good? +2011-07-16.txt:05:03:48: <itidus20> oh.. its allowed anywhere except the first tile position +2011-07-16.txt:05:04:10: <itidus20> for now.. that rule might turn out to need altering +2011-07-16.txt:05:04:52: <itidus20> ok.. next.. you build a maze with the color 1 tiles leading to the color 2 tile +2011-07-16.txt:05:05:14: <itidus20> from the color 3 tile to the color 2 tile +2011-07-16.txt:05:06:50: <itidus20> diagonal moves are not possible, but the maze has to be a solid object in the way that a tetris piece is a solid object +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:00: <itidus20> uhh sort of +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:07: <itidus20> maybe it can have gaps +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:14: <itidus20> but uhhh +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:17: <itidus20> hummm blah +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:21: <itidus20> yeah anyway moving along +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:32: <itidus20> well im not sure.. this part is tricky to formalize in words +2011-07-16.txt:05:08:11: <itidus20> so anyway... what happens is.. in any order.. doesn't matter.. each turn.. both players are told which directions have walls +2011-07-16.txt:05:08:21: <itidus20> so it might be like "east and west have walls" +2011-07-16.txt:05:08:51: <quintopia> itidus20: the easiest way to say what i think you are trying to say is "no 2x2 region can contain no color 1 tiles" +2011-07-16.txt:05:09:08: <itidus20> and then the player tells the other player which direction he makes his move +2011-07-16.txt:05:09:33: <itidus20> and both players update their boards.. and its a race to reach the end of the maze +2011-07-16.txt:05:10:04: <itidus20> yup +2011-07-16.txt:05:10:14: <itidus20> its not a bad idea right? +2011-07-16.txt:05:12:21: <itidus20> oh i am empty of ideas now. just had to spill that one +2011-07-16.txt:05:15:48: <itidus20> it is by jumping into such random convos that such ideas come to me +2011-07-16.txt:05:15:51: <itidus20> i never get them on my own +2011-07-16.txt:05:17:04: <itidus20> zzo, yeah i like to consider every possible use of the chessboard other than to play chess :-? +2011-07-16.txt:05:18:37: <zzo38> itidus20: Yes you can make other games using the same or similar board. Some game similar to chess includes Xiangqi, Shogi, played with their own board, but it is still like chess, you still take turn moving 1 piece each, you attack opponent's king and can win, etc. +2011-07-16.txt:05:18:48: <itidus20> i actually created a wild image with my wacom tablet the other day to show my desire to stretch the game of chess +2011-07-16.txt:05:22:11: <itidus20> I liked the chess variant shown on the big bang theory +2011-07-16.txt:05:22:53: <itidus20> http://oi55.tinypic.com/15n2fro.jpg +2011-07-16.txt:05:24:34: <itidus20> damn +2011-07-16.txt:05:26:01: <itidus20> i dont like chess because i have no clue how to play.. and that being the best is ridiculously difficult +2011-07-16.txt:05:26:37: <itidus20> and a game like chess to me is the perfect thing to exploit into other games +2011-07-16.txt:05:29:09: <itidus20> the maze thing is probably not as good in practice as it sounds. +2011-07-16.txt:05:29:33: <zzo38> itidus20: I believe you. +2011-07-16.txt:05:29:51: <itidus20> but the idea is fun +2011-07-16.txt:05:32:10: <itidus20> you're right... its basically battleships except reduced down to 1 small ship +2011-07-16.txt:05:33:23: <itidus20> no i don't. +2011-07-16.txt:05:33:42: <quintopia> itidus20: i am getting another idea for a maze game +2011-07-16.txt:05:35:57: <itidus20> quintopia: I once had an idea about generating a maze by dice rolls +2011-07-16.txt:05:36:57: <quintopia> itidus20: i want to make a cross between pacman and fox-and-geese, where the geese player is the only one who knows the maze and the positions of everything. +2011-07-16.txt:05:38:01: <itidus20> zzo, i am fascinated by some dragonball z emulated roms based on card games +2011-07-16.txt:05:38:22: <itidus20> ah fox and geese.. i have a book around with a lot of games described +2011-07-16.txt:05:39:20: <itidus20> theres 1 special book about chess history which i have been unable to locate on the internet +2011-07-16.txt:05:40:18: <itidus20> ill check my browser history +2011-07-16.txt:05:41:13: <itidus20> A History Of Chess by some H.J.R. Murray +2011-07-16.txt:05:42:43: <NihilistDandy> itidus20: Surprisingly, I can't find it either. I thought I had a near comprehensive set of books on chess. +2011-07-16.txt:05:42:54: <itidus20> its very special that one +2011-07-16.txt:05:43:01: <itidus20> will be hard to find +2011-07-16.txt:05:43:52: <itidus20> I learned about it when I started to want to know about the very origins of chess +2011-07-16.txt:05:47:27: <itidus20> theres something so compelling about chess.. but yet for me there is a certain boredom that i imagine with it +2011-07-16.txt:05:49:52: <zzo38> itidus20: I think I have also played some kind of card game Dragonball Z on NES, although I am unsure of the rule. Each card two numbers, one above is dots tell you how many times to move, the one below I am not sure what it means. +2011-07-16.txt:05:50:20: <itidus20> zzo38: yeah.. thats exactly the kind of game i mean. they're fun to watch +2011-07-16.txt:05:50:36: <itidus20> i have no clue what goes on though +2011-07-16.txt:05:52:48: <itidus20> oh well i think theres some translations anyway +2011-07-16.txt:05:52:56: <itidus20> but even still i would have no idea +2011-07-16.txt:05:54:27: <itidus20> so, zzo, did you learn much about chess variants? +2011-07-16.txt:05:55:22: <itidus20> i actually basically independantly discovered the theory of chess variants +2011-07-16.txt:05:55:45: <itidus20> and, at the end i googled it and found out with dismay that what i had discovered was nothing new at all +2011-07-16.txt:05:56:56: <itidus20> perhaps theory is the wrong word.. but i will explain +2011-07-16.txt:05:56:59: <zzo38> itidus20: http://chessvariants.org/ +2011-07-16.txt:05:57:27: <itidus20> oh, well, by discovering it myself i had insight into exactly what chess variants are. +2011-07-16.txt:05:58:07: <itidus20> they are taking the properties of the individual pieces and forming an abstract class which you might call "chesspiece" +2011-07-16.txt:05:58:21: <itidus20> and.. deriving from that class.. new pieces +2011-07-16.txt:05:58:42: <itidus20> this general process is exceedingly powerful +2011-07-16.txt:06:04:55: <itidus20> so naturally most chess moves resolve into vectors. either specific lengths or unlimited +2011-07-16.txt:06:05:40: <itidus20> now .. this creates a problem if you imagine a chessboard of say 1000x1000 ... do you still want some pieces crossing it in one go -- that is -- are unlimited movement vectors implied on boards > 8x8 +2011-07-16.txt:06:05:57: <itidus20> its all very fun for a rainy day +2011-07-16.txt:06:07:40: <itidus20> of course one way around that would be to divide the board up into districts +2011-07-16.txt:06:07:54: <itidus20> where a piece has to stop at the edge +2011-07-16.txt:06:08:00: <itidus20> sort of +2011-07-16.txt:06:10:37: <itidus20> the trouble starts when you start trying to abstract moves like en passant and castling +2011-07-16.txt:06:11:10: <itidus20> then it feels like a scripting language would be useful +2011-07-16.txt:06:11:21: <itidus20> in the definition of the pieces +2011-07-16.txt:06:14:48: <itidus20> back +2011-07-16.txt:06:14:57: <itidus20> dandy: variant pieces +2011-07-16.txt:06:15:12: <itidus20> well, i don't know. perhaps the conversation has multi-threaded too +2011-07-16.txt:06:15:22: <itidus20> which is nice +2011-07-16.txt:06:16:57: <itidus20> So I decided when I was thinking about chess variants that the minimal conditions I would find acceptable is a system which could describe all the rules of chess +2011-07-16.txt:06:17:27: <itidus20> including castling and pawns moving 2 spaces on their first go, and queening, and en passant etc +2011-07-16.txt:06:18:46: <itidus20> I did try for a little while. I think as I became aware of the existence of professionals who had already done a lot of it, I lost interest. +2011-07-16.txt:06:18:52: <itidus20> both :D +2011-07-16.txt:06:19:45: <itidus20> I had plans on making a program to do it but it started to make me sweat so by then i had thrown in towel +2011-07-16.txt:06:20:29: <itidus20> I didn't have any exciting ideas anyway +2011-07-16.txt:06:20:49: <itidus20> I simply realized that chesspieces could be highly generalized. +2011-07-16.txt:06:21:48: <itidus20> Also, there is the draw I feel towards making a realtime chess +2011-07-16.txt:06:22:00: <itidus20> I have seen a youtube video of kungfu chess. +2011-07-16.txt:06:25:51: <itidus20> I feel a small joy reading "I would rather take the real-time chess concept as far as it can go." +2011-07-16.txt:06:26:52: <itidus20> but yeah.. sumo volleyball sounds like the kind of nonsense I would be looking to create +2011-07-16.txt:06:31:38: <itidus20> well, i decided to define a boolean named virgin for whether or not a piece has moved yet :D +2011-07-16.txt:06:33:08: <itidus20> i also abstracted the role of the king into an idea of like a squad leader +2011-07-16.txt:06:35:08: <itidus20> so uh.. you could have a chess army consisting of multiple squads.. +2011-07-16.txt:06:35:15: <itidus20> and if you take down the leader, the whole squad falls +2011-07-16.txt:06:35:58: <itidus20> yeah, i am full of ideas on this kind of thing.. it provides me some kind of perverse pleasure +2011-07-16.txt:06:39:06: <itidus20> YChat works. +2011-07-16.txt:06:39:11: <itidus20> I dunno how it compares +2011-07-16.txt:06:40:13: <itidus20> hmm.. seems they are related +2011-07-16.txt:06:40:41: <itidus20> looking on the about box one of the devs of this ychat has an email address silverex@silverex.org +2011-07-16.txt:06:41:18: <Sgeo_> itidus20, so basically, you're using Silverex, which just puts YChat as the name of the program +2011-07-16.txt:06:41:33: <itidus20> im using some version of it +2011-07-16.txt:06:41:40: <itidus20> i dont know +2011-07-16.txt:06:42:05: <itidus20> its listed as: X Chat 2 in the start menu +2011-07-16.txt:06:42:46: <itidus20> weird +2011-07-16.txt:08:12:22: <itidus20> whats QI? +2011-07-16.txt:08:12:41: <itidus20> is it IQ backwards? +2011-07-16.txt:08:13:06: <itidus20> ah yes +2011-07-16.txt:08:14:14: <itidus20> "last night" +2011-07-16.txt:08:14:16: <itidus20> hehehehe +2011-07-16.txt:08:15:17: <itidus20> I doubt that there is a QI esolang though. +2011-07-16.txt:08:15:51: <itidus20> although.. much to my surprise, a term i thought up "hashashins weed" has already been used +2011-07-16.txt:12:18:45: -!- itidus20 has quit (*.net *.split). +2011-07-16.txt:12:19:58: -!- itidus20 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-16.txt:18:35:15: <itidus20> yay darkest hours are always the most thrilling +2011-07-16.txt:18:46:30: <itidus20> hagb4rd, is your point that the first 3d shooters are more awesome than the ones which followed? +2011-07-16.txt:18:48:47: <itidus20> hagb4rd: I have become aware in my thoughts that software developers tend to take credit for improvements caused by hardware +2011-07-16.txt:18:49:58: <itidus20> hagb4rd: are you happy with 6fps? im a little confused where you actually stand on this +2011-07-16.txt:18:51:09: <itidus20> i am amazed atari had a fps +2011-07-16.txt:19:07:03: <itidus20> hagb4rd: I am glad you showed these fps videos. Anyway I think that the fps genre is losing creativity. +2011-07-16.txt:19:19:19: <itidus20> hag: I had some ideas about planets in 2d. +2011-07-16.txt:19:19:56: <itidus20> The first idea I had is that if you walk far enough to the left or right in 2d you can come up on the other side +2011-07-16.txt:19:20:12: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus20, ... +2011-07-16.txt:19:20:51: <oklofok> itidus20: you mean you came up with the idea of somehow making R^2 into a torus? +2011-07-16.txt:19:21:33: <itidus20> i am happy to admit i am full of crap and can laugh at myself about it +2011-07-16.txt:19:22:19: <itidus20> oklofok: when I was thinking about it what I really wanted to achieve is to do it without a sense of cheating the player +2011-07-16.txt:19:23:45: <itidus20> R^2 is already over my head, but I can still carry on +2011-07-16.txt:19:24:58: <itidus20> i have wiki at my side +2011-07-16.txt:19:25:52: <itidus20> but so this wasn't entirely enough for me. there was more. i wanted to allow the player to "dig through the planet" +2011-07-16.txt:19:26:33: <itidus20> humm i will make a quick paint pic +2011-07-16.txt:19:30:01: <itidus20> http://oi51.tinypic.com/nl4u1v.jpg +2011-07-16.txt:19:30:45: <itidus20> in this pic you can sort of see the idea of "digging" through but the first problem arises. it looks very odd if the player does not turn his head around as he falls +2011-07-16.txt:19:31:36: <itidus20> so i had this idea that the center of the planet could be another torus , to borrow your word +2011-07-16.txt:19:32:06: <itidus20> no wait, maybe that wasn't the idea +2011-07-16.txt:19:32:34: <itidus20> anyway.. i thought.. when you reach the center of the planet while falling through, you should reach a dark screen where your path follows a U shape +2011-07-16.txt:19:32:53: <itidus20> and you start falling upwards without actually turning upside down +2011-07-16.txt:19:34:03: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus20, suggest you read http://everything2.com/title/Using+Asteroids+to+explain+the+topological+classification+of+2-manifolds +2011-07-16.txt:19:34:22: <itidus20> ok +2011-07-16.txt:19:37:32: <itidus20> (still reading the article, even while I type this) my more general theorum is that in practice the earth looks flat. It never actually looks like a sphere to anyone standing on it. So it should never have to look round in a video game. +2011-07-16.txt:19:38:21: <oerjan> itidus20: what about on mountains near the ocean? +2011-07-16.txt:19:38:27: <Sgeo> itidus20, what if someon finds a way to lift off into seep space in the game? +2011-07-16.txt:19:38:54: <itidus20> ya ur rite +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:01: <itidus20> but.. +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:04: <oklofok> itidus20: you want a surface like that of earth's, but infinitely deep? +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:10: <itidus20> maybe its possible to do both +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:49: <itidus20> well first I imagined a giant circle. and I thought, how big does the circle have to be so that it looks flat +2011-07-16.txt:19:40:14: <Sgeo> itidus20, it wouldn't be an absolute size, but a size relative to the observer +2011-07-16.txt:19:40:33: <Phantom_Hoover> <itidus20> (still reading the article, even while I type this) my more general theorum is that in practice the earth looks flat. It never actually looks like a sphere to anyone standing on it. So it should never have to look round in a video game. +2011-07-16.txt:19:42:05: <itidus20> oklofok, well i decided that as you reach the center you reach a black background and your sprite follows a U path and when it goes up again it is falling upwards to some other point. so i guess that is infinite depth. +2011-07-16.txt:19:42:32: <oklofok> itidus20: i think it's better to prevent reaching the middle altogether +2011-07-16.txt:19:44:00: <itidus20> I am full of crap. I am a whole magnitude below mathematically. ^_^ +2011-07-16.txt:19:44:11: <itidus20> But I think up things from left field. +2011-07-16.txt:19:45:39: <itidus20> So I was trying to squiash all this into a tile based side scroller (as an idea) which cannot rotate. +2011-07-16.txt:19:50:18: <itidus20> ok i guess theres room for compromise +2011-07-16.txt:19:51:15: <itidus20> so what do you do.. make the character change size? :D :D +2011-07-16.txt:19:51:53: <itidus20> perhaps as he falls deeper he scales up +2011-07-16.txt:19:52:31: <itidus20> like a map projection, when a man goes to iceland +2011-07-16.txt:19:52:36: <itidus20> his body probably grows larger +2011-07-16.txt:19:52:56: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus20, what +2011-07-16.txt:19:53:12: <itidus20> yeah. greenland/iceland is gigantic on most map projections +2011-07-16.txt:19:53:29: <oklofok> "<itidus20> perhaps as he falls deeper he scales up" well more like gets smaller +2011-07-16.txt:19:53:51: <itidus20> phantom, it has occured to me that the missing link could be that the character could actually change size to make it all work +2011-07-16.txt:19:54:04: <itidus20> thanks to listening to this conversation +2011-07-16.txt:19:55:00: <itidus20> ok hagb4rd: like suppose uh.. Zelda.. was played on a typical map projection. +2011-07-16.txt:19:55:19: <itidus20> now when he is standing on iceland his body will be stretched :D +2011-07-16.txt:19:56:17: <oklofok> itidus20: i was thinking maybe you could have a metric such that on every level of depth inside earth, you have a surface with the same circumference as earth, but you have infinitely many concentric balls "on top" of each other +2011-07-16.txt:19:57:08: <itidus20> oklofok, i really did actually commit some of this to paper months ago.. but i am clueless on topology +2011-07-16.txt:19:57:24: <itidus20> so now it comes to life +2011-07-16.txt:19:58:42: <itidus20> oklofok: well the deeper paradox of falling through earth is that your up vector has to change at some point +2011-07-16.txt:19:58:56: <oerjan> Phantom_Hoover: oh i see itidus20 was already bringing up similar ideas. btw this reminds me of a valerian comic... +2011-07-16.txt:19:59:04: <oklofok> itidus20: unless you just fall infinitely? +2011-07-16.txt:19:59:15: <itidus20> so I decided let him fall in U shape +2011-07-16.txt:20:00:36: <itidus20> because if i didnt say let him fall in a U shape then either the map flips upside down or the character flips upside down and it would look awkward +2011-07-16.txt:20:00:55: <itidus20> something would have to flip +2011-07-16.txt:20:01:09: <itidus20> i also realize that you couldn't actually fall through.. gravity would pin you in the center +2011-07-16.txt:20:01:57: <itidus20> the idea of falling through is really just to ensure that the planet is real +2011-07-16.txt:20:02:37: <itidus20> anyone who quotes that evil man behind general semantics who says the map is not the territory is to be slain >:) +2011-07-16.txt:20:03:08: <Phantom_Hoover> <itidus20> i also realize that you couldn't actually fall through.. gravity would pin you in the center +2011-07-16.txt:20:04:27: <itidus20> phantom, so uhh.. i don't think any player has any actual reason to dig in a planet. but i think that the idea forces the game to cope with that possibility +2011-07-16.txt:20:04:52: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus20, the gravity at a planet's core is 0. +2011-07-16.txt:20:05:06: <itidus20> ahh +2011-07-16.txt:20:05:28: <itidus20> does it decrease as you approach the center? +2011-07-16.txt:20:05:45: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus20, yes. +2011-07-16.txt:20:06:10: <oerjan> itidus20: basically for a perfectly spherical body, the gravity at a point inside is given by only the part of the body that is further inside from you +2011-07-16.txt:20:06:49: <itidus20> on a related idea. i had this idea of a game of life sort of thing which makes connected clusters of dots have a mass and hence a gravity and to affect each other +2011-07-16.txt:20:07:26: <oklofok> "<itidus20> on a related idea. i had this idea of a game of life sort of thing which makes connected clusters of dots have a mass and hence a gravity and to affect each other" <<< can i steal this idea and try to do something cool with it next week? +2011-07-16.txt:20:08:08: <itidus20> all of my ideas are free to do whatever you like with as long as i get to use them myself +2011-07-16.txt:20:08:14: <itidus20> lol +2011-07-16.txt:20:08:43: <itidus20> as in, i don't want to get cut off from my own ideas +2011-07-16.txt:20:09:25: <itidus20> so a tetris piece would have a mass of 4 +2011-07-16.txt:20:10:06: <itidus20> but if 2 tetris pieces bumped together, they would become one object with a mass of 8 +2011-07-16.txt:20:11:01: <itidus20> for me, diagonal connections in CA's (i love the acronyms you guy use so casually) is good enough to share mass +2011-07-16.txt:20:12:09: <oklofok> itidus20: as i love telling people, i get payed to play with ca all day so acronymizing it gets pretty casual +2011-07-16.txt:20:12:44: <itidus20> oklofok: ok heres another idea i had (i was on a roll that day) +2011-07-16.txt:20:13:12: <itidus20> a chess game CA where the piece type is determined by the pieces around it +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:00: <itidus20> well it would be just a CA... but the pieces would exist as uhh +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:03: <oklofok> itidus20: huh? +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:13: <itidus20> the pieces would be implied by the rules of the CA I guess.. +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:41: <itidus20> so say you had a cell on its own.. that could be a pawn +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:47: <itidus20> as an example +2011-07-16.txt:20:15:13: <oklofok> itidus20: chess pieces are not really mathematically interesting +2011-07-16.txt:20:15:19: <itidus20> i actually drew up some ideas of possible rules for which pieces are which +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:05: <itidus20> oh.. well.. ok.. so you start with a regular game of life +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:12: <itidus20> and.. in between turns +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:25: <itidus20> generations? +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:56: <itidus20> ok lets say its not quite game of life.. lets say you have 2 teams .. so trinary state +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:08: <itidus20> because its chess +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:21: <itidus20> or uhh +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:24: <itidus20> uhhhmmm +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:34: <itidus20> i never really thought about it that way +2011-07-16.txt:20:18:19: <itidus20> well.. you would have a dead cell, a black cell, and a white cell +2011-07-16.txt:20:19:20: <itidus20> so at the end of a generation the player can select 1 cell.. whose type is determined by the cells around it +2011-07-16.txt:20:19:35: <itidus20> and move it +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:01: <itidus20> and in all likelihood it is now a new kind of piece having moved +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:24: <itidus20> and lets say you can capture an enemy cell by moving onto it +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:49: <itidus20> i try +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:51: <itidus20> hehe +2011-07-16.txt:20:21:32: <itidus20> i was discussing that very question in here last night about how far can a chesspiece move +2011-07-16.txt:20:22:10: <itidus20> ok finite ca +2011-07-16.txt:20:22:46: <itidus20> so the actual pieces are represented as rules of neighborhoods +2011-07-16.txt:20:23:17: <itidus20> and the fun of the design is determining which neighborhoods map to which pieces +2011-07-16.txt:20:23:49: <itidus20> I came up with a set but I never did anything with this idea +2011-07-16.txt:20:26:28: <itidus20> The idea could also be extended into fairy chess. +2011-07-16.txt:20:28:13: <itidus20> sorry taneb +2011-07-16.txt:20:28:23: <itidus20> i will join your convo +2011-07-16.txt:20:38:10: <itidus20> working on CAs it must be tough to resist the topic i came up with. +2011-07-16.txt:20:40:18: <itidus20> so, on looking at reduceron page, I feel my ineptitude. what's the best language to learn functional programming concepts? +2011-07-16.txt:20:41:30: <itidus20> thanks +2011-07-16.txt:20:41:53: <itidus20> i have tried reading up on lambda calc once but i never quite got it +2011-07-16.txt:20:42:12: <itidus20> ^ http://byob.berkeley.edu/ +2011-07-16.txt:20:42:30: <itidus20> oh nice it's visual programming +2011-07-16.txt:20:42:59: <itidus20> I won't fuck the room again by my ideas about visual programming. +2011-07-16.txt:20:43:07: <itidus20> ill just quiet down +2011-07-16.txt:20:44:10: <itidus20> because if you think my ideas about torus worlds, gravity CAs, chess CAs make a mess. then visual programming is just as bad +2011-07-16.txt:20:44:48: <itidus20> i'll save it for another day +2011-07-16.txt:20:49:14: <itidus20> I smash them together like a particle collider +2011-07-16.txt:20:49:52: <itidus20> =)) +2011-07-16.txt:20:50:29: <itidus20> Basically I see things as existing in academic space and entertainment space. +2011-07-16.txt:20:51:14: <itidus20> I take inspiration from people like lewis carroll +2011-07-16.txt:20:51:52: <itidus20> hmm... +[too many lines; stopping]
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.7872 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,72 @@ +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:56: <itidus20> hehe +2011-07-16.txt:08:14:16: <itidus20> hehehehe +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:51: <itidus20> hehe +2011-07-17.txt:04:15:05: <itidus20> hehe +2011-07-19.txt:21:14:41: <itidus20> hehe +2011-07-19.txt:23:29:40: <itidus20> hehe +2011-07-20.txt:20:56:44: <itidus20> hehehehe +2011-07-21.txt:03:14:00: <itidus20> hehe +2011-07-21.txt:03:23:52: <itidus20> hehe +2011-07-21.txt:07:23:03: <itidus20> heheh +2011-07-23.txt:11:19:52: <itidus20> hehehe +2011-07-24.txt:23:42:13: <itidus20> hehe +2011-07-25.txt:00:08:11: <itidus20> hehe +2011-07-25.txt:00:21:53: <itidus20> oerjan: hehe. indeed +2011-07-25.txt:01:47:29: <itidus20> hehe +2011-07-30.txt:15:49:26: <itidus20> hehehe +2011-07-31.txt:04:57:26: <itidus20> hehehehe +2011-08-01.txt:15:26:58: <itidus20> hehehehe +2011-08-04.txt:19:31:05: <itidus20> hehe +2011-08-04.txt:20:09:04: <itidus20> hehehe +2011-08-09.txt:17:12:18: <itidus20> heheheh +2011-08-09.txt:21:43:07: <itidus20> hehe +2011-08-09.txt:23:22:33: <itidus20> hehehe +2011-08-10.txt:18:21:24: <itidus20> hehe +2011-08-11.txt:16:02:51: <itidus20> hehe.. and you could have a rule that when it finds [1][1][0][1][1] it could rewrite it as [1][1][1][1] +2011-08-12.txt:18:36:12: <itidus20> hehehe +2011-08-12.txt:21:43:29: <itidus20> hehehhe +2011-08-12.txt:21:47:20: <itidus20> hehehhe oro +2011-08-13.txt:03:18:25: <itidus20> hehehe... +2011-08-14.txt:23:41:47: <itidus20> hehe +2011-08-16.txt:03:40:45: <itidus20> hehhehe +2011-08-16.txt:09:25:27: <itidus20> heheh +2011-08-18.txt:04:00:39: <itidus20> hehehe +2011-08-18.txt:22:06:33: <itidus20> hehe +2011-08-19.txt:07:26:44: <itidus20> hehehe +2011-08-19.txt:08:52:17: <itidus20> hehehe +2011-08-20.txt:08:29:08: <itidus20> hehehehehe +2011-08-22.txt:05:41:17: <itidus20> hehe +2011-08-25.txt:14:16:48: <itidus20> hehehe +2011-08-29.txt:17:43:39: <itidus20> hehe. +2011-09-02.txt:09:39:25: <itidus20> heheh +2011-09-11.txt:15:58:14: <itidus20> heheh +2011-09-11.txt:22:18:07: <itidus20> heheh ok ok +2011-09-13.txt:17:55:18: <itidus20> hehehe :-s +2011-09-13.txt:18:30:14: <itidus20> hehehe +2011-09-13.txt:22:52:18: <itidus20> hehehe +2011-09-14.txt:02:23:16: <itidus20> heheheh ok +2011-09-18.txt:08:40:32: <itidus21> hehe +2011-11-26.txt:05:41:39: <itidus21> hehe +2011-11-26.txt:06:12:58: <itidus21> heheh.... +2011-12-05.txt:22:34:43: <itidus20> hehe +2011-12-12.txt:16:43:12: <itidus21> hehe hehe +2011-12-15.txt:20:56:54: <itidus21> hehehe +2011-12-17.txt:21:44:43: <itidus20> hehe. ok i will let it be for now +2011-12-24.txt:22:59:13: <itidus21> hehehhe +2012-01-04.txt:06:14:39: <itidus21> hmm.. by violating everything near and dear about esolangs heheh +2012-01-05.txt:15:26:17: <itidus21> hehe +2012-01-06.txt:23:06:47: <itidus21> hehe +2012-01-08.txt:16:51:36: <itidus21> hehehe +2012-01-08.txt:17:00:51: <itidus21> hehehehe +2012-01-09.txt:21:27:41: <itidus21> hehe +2012-01-11.txt:17:19:51: <itidus21> hehe +2012-01-14.txt:22:17:58: <itidus21> hehe. see the math works +2012-02-01.txt:13:02:07: <itidus21> heheheh +2012-02-13.txt:20:30:17: <itidus20> hehe :-s +2012-02-14.txt:21:33:23: <itidus21> hehe +2012-02-18.txt:17:42:32: <itidus20> hehe +2012-02-23.txt:00:29:26: <itidus21> eheheh +2012-02-26.txt:01:44:56: <itidus21> hehe +2012-03-06.txt:18:23:05: <itidus21> hehe +2012-03-06.txt:19:27:05: <itidus21> `pastelogs itidus hehe +2012-03-06.txt:19:27:15: <elliott> `pastelogs <itidus.*hehe
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.7888 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2003-01-30.txt:06:02:45: <SamB> doesn't more esoteric programming discussion happen in #Python then here? +2003-07-29.txt:18:40:10: <lament> Well, I guess python has it too +2003-07-29.txt:22:20:52: <Taaus> Hmm... No longer using #python on Efnet? :) +2003-07-29.txt:22:46:59: <lament> By the way i think it should be trivial to compile loell to python +2003-07-29.txt:23:39:48: <lament> In python! +2003-07-29.txt:23:41:27: <lament> Compiling it to python? Of course not. +2003-07-29.txt:23:41:35: <lament> Python already can do everything loell does. +2003-07-29.txt:23:41:49: <Taaus> Ehm... Who said anything about compiling to Python? I certainly didn't. +2003-07-29.txt:23:42:22: <lament> python +2003-07-29.txt:23:56:13: <lament> Usually something which Python doesn't lack. +2003-07-30.txt:00:05:22: <lament> You can think of Ruby as a mix of Perl and Smalltalk, or look at it as Python with full object-orientation. +2003-07-30.txt:00:06:58: <lament> the python bit +2003-07-30.txt:00:28:36: <lament> yay, attacking #python people +2003-07-31.txt:17:57:16: <lament> We've always felt that Python's OO features has a distinctly "bolted-on" feel, +2003-08-16.txt:20:49:53: <Taaus> Indubitably. And Python programmers as well. +2003-09-05.txt:06:21:57: <lament> gah #python +2003-09-09.txt:01:41:49: <Verbed> It's a variation of Supybot, written in Python. +2003-09-09.txt:01:42:31: <Verbed> With some supporting Python code to access the awaken 4.1MB database. +2003-10-21.txt:00:49:40: <andreou> well, you could do it in python... +2003-10-21.txt:00:49:55: <calamari_> does python have a c-like syntax? +2003-11-05.txt:03:13:05: -!- lament has quit ("smoking python"). +2004-01-26.txt:23:49:14: <lament> (learning python and having to use any other programming language) +2004-02-11.txt:00:15:33: <lament> python +2004-04-30.txt:07:46:46: <lament> In the kids' programming channels (#c, #python), esoteric languages do get mentioned from time to time +2004-05-01.txt:03:58:09: <heatsink> Here's some help: use python instead :) +2004-05-13.txt:08:07:42: -!- lament has quit ("PYTHON SUCKS"). +2004-06-10.txt:22:24:44: <lament> took me 53 lines of Python code! +2004-06-11.txt:18:59:22: <lament> my 72-line python program optimizes +-<> sequences. +2004-06-11.txt:22:35:07: <fizzie> just write some python code to do it. +2004-06-11.txt:22:35:17: <fizzie> I hear python makes the impossible possible. +2004-07-02.txt:06:45:36: * heatsink says in a Monty Python voice, "I can't read this!" +2004-08-05.txt:04:54:41: <LinkMasterSab> It's in Python. +2004-08-05.txt:04:54:56: <lament> labeled "brainfuck interpreters in Python" +2004-08-05.txt:19:05:14: <Joey[code]> python +2004-08-05.txt:19:06:12: <fizzie> python has a silly indentation-sensitive syntax. +2004-08-05.txt:20:47:52: <fizzie> wait a minute.. are you an evil pythonista? +2004-08-05.txt:20:50:18: <fizzie> but #scheme said never to trust a pythonista. +2004-08-06.txt:03:46:49: <LinkMasterSab> I'm making a Python script that applys HTML snippets into HTT's. It's stupid. +2004-08-12.txt:01:38:10: <LinkMasterSab> Yet Another Python Parser +2004-11-14.txt:05:16:55: <heatsink> what's wrong with python? +2004-11-14.txt:05:18:20: <calamari_> one thing I miss, which is kind of weird.. is not having types in python. Makes it harder to see what something is, because usually a type can be syntax highlighted +2004-11-14.txt:05:19:13: <heatsink> all python objects are the same type, it's just the default implementations of most methods raise errors :) +2004-12-14.txt:06:52:46: <heatsink> why can't you shoot self in foot with python or haskell? +2004-12-18.txt:01:42:48: <heatsink> I hope by the time it gets to Aaaaargh!, it's in python. +2004-12-18.txt:02:00:02: <heatsink> But the name comes from a Monty Python movie +2005-05-01.txt:16:14:15: <pgimeno> I've so far written a Malbolge debugger in Python and a cat program in Malbolge which does not stop on EOF - if someone's interested I can post it on the web +2005-05-11.txt:23:06:58: <kipple> it probably has a python interpreter... +2005-05-11.txt:23:11:18: <kipple> does the file start with a line like #!/bin/python or something +2005-05-12.txt:10:38:22: * pgimeno ponders whether to write an ORK interpreter in either JavaScript, PHP or Python +2005-05-12.txt:10:38:38: <lament> normally i'd say python +2005-05-17.txt:23:23:59: <pgimeno> at some time I'll write that JS or Python ORK interpreter... +2005-05-17.txt:23:25:34: <GregorR> No offense to your pythonin' or Javascriptin' abilities of course. +2005-05-18.txt:21:16:42: <pgimeno> any python expert around? +2005-05-18.txt:21:19:32: <pgimeno> -lilo/Wallops- Right now, I think the python help would be the priority. If you're interested in talking about it, feel free to message me. Thanks. +2005-05-18.txt:21:20:02: <pgimeno> I'm too new to Python +2005-05-22.txt:01:07:57: <GregorR> MoinMoin is Python. +2005-05-22.txt:01:08:02: <GregorR> Gregor doesn't do Python. +2005-05-22.txt:01:08:42: <calamari_> I do Python +2005-05-22.txt:01:39:45: <GregorR> Oh, btw, I have another retort on Python: While most web servers support PHP, most do not support Python ;) +2005-05-23.txt:20:44:24: <GregorR-L> MoinMoin is python, and many servers don't support Python. +2005-05-23.txt:21:07:55: <pgimeno> MoinMoin's main problem is Python +2005-05-23.txt:21:19:39: <calamari> I thought we decided against MoinMoin because it was python +2005-05-24.txt:18:12:30: <GregorR-L> wooby: MoinMoin is nice, but python - if all the hosts have python, it quite wins. +2005-05-24.txt:18:13:03: <kipple> anybody have problem running a wiki which requires python or mysql? +2005-05-24.txt:18:13:14: <pgimeno> malaprop: can you offer python? +2005-05-24.txt:18:13:29: <malaprop> I can run Python CGI, but not mod_python or more esoteric frameworks. +2005-05-24.txt:18:16:07: <malaprop> OK, MoinMoin does support CGI. Will not be fast that way, but it has other, faster frontends like FastCGI, Twisted, and mod_python. +2005-05-24.txt:18:17:26: <kipple> hmm. is there an easy way to check if a web server supports mod_python or similar? +2005-05-24.txt:18:17:44: <malaprop> grep mod_python /path/to/httpd.conf +2005-05-24.txt:18:23:44: <GregorR-L> If it doesn't say "python" anywhere, you probably don't have it. But you probably still can do python CGI. +2005-05-24.txt:20:29:40: <calamari> I need to leave.. but I can take a look at that later on.. I'm decent with Python, so maybe I can put something together +2005-05-24.txt:23:18:30: <pgimeno> however rsync has the same problem as python +2005-05-25.txt:07:05:11: <puzzlet> he wrote Ahui interpreter in Python +2005-05-26.txt:05:04:04: <GregorR-L> I'm writing plugins for PHP wikis to support a simple InterWiki Content "standard", but I don't speak Python. +2005-05-31.txt:17:58:25: <sp3tt> Yes, in python. +2005-06-02.txt:20:31:05: * kipple must install python now... +2005-06-03.txt:15:38:54: <malaprop> Keymaker: Just write 'print "hello world";' and you've got python, perl, and PHP done. : +2005-06-03.txt:17:45:35: <sp3tt> 3 != 3 according to python... +2005-06-03.txt:17:54:32: <sp3tt> Not according to python if you don't use int() correctly first <.< +2005-06-04.txt:20:40:51: <lament> python! +2005-06-04.txt:20:40:56: <lament> python/tk +2005-06-04.txt:20:41:44: <lament> don't know about ruby but python has a very good tk reference :) +2005-06-04.txt:21:49:00: <sp3tt> I have a BF interpreter in python around here somewhere... +2005-06-05.txt:20:35:20: <pgimeno> about the languages, I faced a similar decision some weeks ago and I decided to learn Python (not in your list though) +2005-06-05.txt:20:47:52: <graue> hey pgimeno, i tried to learn python before but i really found it confusing and counterintuitive +2005-06-05.txt:20:56:49: <sp3tt> graue: you mean python fucked up your brain less that bf? +2005-06-05.txt:21:10:01: <graue> in python, and this is a problem i've had trying to learn other high-level languages, the language is doing crazy stuff behind my back that i don't understand +2005-06-07.txt:20:24:24: <sp3tt> The page for Programming B listed the following languages: Perl, PHP, C++, Python, Java, and other. +2005-06-08.txt:00:26:29: <Keymaker> a python question; +2005-06-08.txt:00:35:01: <lament> mmm python +2005-06-08.txt:00:36:46: <malaprop> I get paid to code in Python all day and it makes me very happy. +2005-06-08.txt:00:54:24: <Keymaker> by the way; any way to print a character in python so that it would not make new line as well? +2005-06-08.txt:00:55:23: <fizzie> (Disclaimer: I don't do python.) +2005-06-08.txt:21:32:25: <Keymaker> i'll probably call the language "snack", that is, because the interpreter eats the source code. execution of program will be finished when the whole code is removed/eaten. :) the interpreter i've been working on is made with python because it seems to be really cool and fun language. anyways, i'm not sure will this method work: +2005-06-08.txt:21:49:50: <Keymaker> about python; anyone know how i can make 2d arrays? +2005-06-08.txt:22:00:47: <malaprop> In Python a list doesn't have an element [8] without also elements [0-7] +2005-06-08.txt:22:05:19: <malaprop> Remember, in Python everything is an object. Tuples are immutable objects, and dictionaries can be indexed by any immutable object, whether that's an int or a tuple. +2005-06-08.txt:22:17:08: <malaprop> Python does not, no. +2005-06-10.txt:19:37:29: <lament> i was using the python one +2005-06-11.txt:16:11:12: <Keymaker> time to write good ol' python +2005-06-11.txt:18:04:06: <Keymaker> how to reverse string in python? +2005-06-11.txt:18:15:21: <kipple> mmm. Python looks cool. Maybe I'll use that for my next esolang +2005-06-11.txt:18:16:43: <Keymaker> python is my favourite "real" language thesedays +2005-06-11.txt:18:16:44: <malaprop> kipple: Python rules. :) +2005-06-11.txt:18:17:18: <Keymaker> in python strings and stacks and stuff like that is so easy that it's idea for esolang interpreter writing +2005-06-11.txt:22:22:42: <malaprop> Ah, think I got it: Python's docstrings. +2005-06-11.txt:22:27:24: <pgimeno> I've written a Python one (and a debugger) +2005-06-11.txt:22:36:10: <pgimeno> Python docstrings don't fit there very well, if I understand the problem correctly +2005-06-13.txt:20:40:06: <malaprop> I'm familiar with Python's BDFL... +2005-06-15.txt:16:58:10: <Keymaker> that is, i can't find how you can check if file exists (in python) +2005-06-15.txt:17:00:04: <{^Raven^}> keymaker: http://diveintopython.org/file_handling/ seems to have some info on that +2005-06-16.txt:01:10:23: <Keymaker> what about this python..? +2005-06-16.txt:01:10:41: <calamari_> python is cool, I guess... +2005-06-16.txt:01:11:19: <calamari_> I'm getting more comfortable in python, but I still don't like it nearly as much as Java +2005-06-16.txt:01:14:36: <calamari_> I also like Java's library much more than python's +2005-06-16.txt:01:14:59: <calamari_> although python does have lots of nifty string stuff.. that makes it bearable :) +2005-06-16.txt:05:44:16: <lament> but i remember it working with an older python :( +2005-06-16.txt:05:46:20: <tokigun> lament: do you like obfuscated python? ;) +2005-06-19.txt:10:22:33: <lament> (he means python) +2005-06-19.txt:22:04:14: <Keymaker> hey, is that python? +2005-06-24.txt:22:35:11: <lament> maybe my "data" is Python code +2005-07-08.txt:20:06:00: <Kmkr> this is probably some monty python stuff that i don't know how to continue.. or? :) +2005-07-08.txt:20:06:32: <BigZaphod> monty python, yes.. but I think it pretty much speaks for itself and need not be continued. :) +2005-07-09.txt:10:38:26: <tokigun> i used my python implementation to debug 99 bob in whirl. +2005-07-09.txt:10:42:03: <jix> python is faster but i don't like the syntax.. +2005-07-09.txt:13:10:59: <tokigun> i didn't use tk in python; i used wxPython for gui. +2005-07-09.txt:13:11:50: <tokigun> yes tkinter comes with python too. :) +2005-07-24.txt:20:12:59: <lindi-> {^Raven^}: not really, python can be compiled to the same bytecode too, so why not brainfuck? +2005-07-26.txt:16:30:51: <Gs30ng> is there anyone make a Switch interpreter in python? i have no C interpreter +2005-07-28.txt:01:11:34: <int-e> personally I much prefer Python +2005-08-15.txt:03:06:18: <heatsink> I just made an md5 PRNG in python +2005-08-15.txt:03:12:37: <heatsink> #! /usr/bin/python +2005-08-21.txt:09:23:10: <tokigun> i have to implement SADOL in C, or python, and so on... :) +2005-08-21.txt:09:24:49: <tokigun> in perl or python it is simple... maybe ;) +2005-08-21.txt:09:31:34: <nooga__> writing SADOL's interpreter in python/perl isn't so hard +2005-09-06.txt:00:00:17: <calamari> well, afk.. got http post working, finally! now to implement that in python +2005-09-06.txt:00:21:07: <calamari> got wiki writing working, now need to do it all again in python .. :/ +2005-09-06.txt:00:21:36: <kipple> what? have you switched to python? +2005-09-06.txt:11:22:10: <kipple> can't the python script simply get it from the request? or are you doing it in the applet? +2005-09-06.txt:11:39:30: <calamari_> kipple: good idea with python.. got it :) +2005-09-07.txt:16:17:41: <jix> brainfuck beats them all! http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=brainfuck&word2=c+lisp+scheme+perl+php+python+ruby+bash +2005-09-08.txt:16:30:41: <Aardwolf> I just wanted to mention ruby and python :) +2005-09-11.txt:18:04:37: <Keymaker> is there any way one could make the python program write the output to some file? +2005-09-16.txt:05:15:51: <Arrogant> I've been using Python for my interpreters. +2005-09-16.txt:05:21:16: <twobitsprite> python is nice... the string manipulation is much more intuitive in python, although appearantly OCaml is great for compilers, I just haven't been able to grok thier built-in parser type yet... +2005-09-16.txt:05:25:48: <twobitsprite> I have a lot of problems with the direction python is going development-wise... +2005-09-16.txt:05:27:01: <Arrogant> Python sucks at functional, so why have it +2005-09-16.txt:05:27:28: <twobitsprite> python also has a lot of exceptions to rules, and special cases, and the syntax is a bit too overloaded for my taste +2005-09-16.txt:05:27:38: <twobitsprite> lambdas should be _fixed_ in python +2005-09-16.txt:05:29:47: <twobitsprite> although Java has Python beat in its regularity... +2005-09-16.txt:05:31:03: <twobitsprite> If Python was a compiled language with decently optimizing compiler, I migh consider putting up with the irregularities and go back to it... +2005-09-16.txt:05:32:49: <twobitsprite> I haven't heard anything about a Python compiler... +2005-09-20.txt:04:44:31: <Arrogant> My specification is done and there's a complete Python implementation +2005-09-21.txt:05:52:23: <Arrogant> I think I could write an interpreter in Python +2005-09-21.txt:05:52:56: <GregorR> Python is not in my repretoire, but from what I know about it it seems like a logical choice. +2005-09-21.txt:06:13:22: <Arrogant> The parser'll produce a list of instructions which are Python objects with a perform method that tells me what they do. +2005-09-22.txt:05:41:39: <Arrogant> I do in #python. +2005-09-22.txt:05:43:29: <GregorR> So, if I insulted Python, presumably you would start being more arrogant? +2005-09-22.txt:05:44:53: <Arrogant> Python blocks are defined by tabs kipple +2005-09-23.txt:06:36:50: <Arrogant> Makes Python look bad sometimes +2005-09-27.txt:17:37:33: <nooga> from those interpreted langs i know perl, python a bit, and PHP +2005-10-04.txt:03:30:05: <Gs30ng> here's a dirty python code that helps you make text-printing udage code: http://gs30ng.exca.net/tempcode/genudage.py +2005-10-04.txt:19:51:32: <Gs30ng> i'm writing it in python +2005-10-19.txt:01:45:34: <Robdgreat> *now* I find a python chef interpreter +2005-10-19.txt:01:54:06: <kipple> IIRC the python interpreter lacks several features +2005-10-19.txt:02:05:37: <Robdgreat> considering I don't really know python +2005-10-19.txt:07:36:29: <lament> but eventually it'll run out of memory and OS will kill Python +2005-10-20.txt:03:21:40: <lament> it just uses python longs +2005-10-22.txt:06:12:06: <lament> this might be some Python number problem +2005-10-23.txt:20:09:01: <lament> graue: in python, there's irclib.py +2005-10-23.txt:20:09:17: <graue> sadly, I do not know python +2005-10-23.txt:20:21:35: <lament> just learn python :) +2005-10-23.txt:20:21:52: <graue> python is *not* my style +2005-10-23.txt:20:22:52: <fizzie> You've seen the Python love story video? +2005-10-23.txt:20:31:47: <fizzie> graue; this one: http://www.ibiblio.org/pub/multimedia/video/obp/IntroducingPython.mpg (picked up the url from #scheme). +2005-10-23.txt:20:33:16: <lament> i still don't understand how can anybody possibly not like Python :) +2005-10-23.txt:20:33:26: <lament> well, okay, i understand that. But preferring C to Python? +2005-10-23.txt:20:34:02: <lament> Python is quite small. +2005-10-23.txt:20:36:38: <CXI> what does python do that's so amazing? +2005-10-23.txt:20:37:41: <graue> usually my attempts to learn Python end when I get sick of the billion exceptions I have to be looking for constantly, or how obscure the rules for deep vs. shallow copies are +2005-10-23.txt:20:38:00: <lament> doesn't sound like any python i know of +2005-10-23.txt:20:38:23: <CXI> doesn't python have subclassed exceptions? +2005-10-23.txt:20:38:52: <lament> the copying semantics in Python are extremely simple: +2005-10-23.txt:20:40:03: <CXI> basically - in C everything's copied, in python everything's referenced +2005-10-23.txt:20:42:51: <lament> like i said, in python everything is passed by ref. No exceptions. +2005-10-23.txt:20:44:44: <lament> cpressey: python is very, very lax about "guarantees". +2005-10-23.txt:20:46:29: <lament> ruby and python aren't all that different +2005-10-23.txt:20:47:08: <cpressey> CXI: are you also a rabid python fan? :) +2005-10-23.txt:20:47:15: <CXI> actually, I never really got into python +2005-10-23.txt:20:47:28: <lament> many rabid python fans would get offended as well +2005-10-23.txt:20:47:39: <lament> if you know one of (python, ruby) +2005-10-23.txt:20:47:49: <cpressey> lament: well, ruby does have that smalltalk-ish gimmick where you can alter the class structure at runtime... i've not heard of that been done in python. +2005-10-23.txt:20:48:44: <lament> i like python more because it reminds me of perl less :) +2005-10-23.txt:20:50:04: <GregorR> Want to write perl? Write python. +2005-10-23.txt:20:50:37: <cpressey> well, it's true that i like lua more than ruby or python +2005-10-23.txt:20:51:33: <cpressey> python and php are crippled for any serious functional programming, which is too bad +2005-10-23.txt:20:52:04: <cpressey> lament: python doesn't to tail calls, and iirc its lambdas are limited to something like one line of code? +2005-10-23.txt:20:52:25: <lament> cpressey: python is not MEANT for functional programming. +2005-10-23.txt:20:53:18: <cpressey> i wasn't planning to do any FP in python +2005-10-23.txt:20:53:49: <lament> Guido says he regrets ever putting lambdas in Python +2005-10-23.txt:21:03:50: <CXI> actually, I'm curious about python +2005-10-23.txt:21:05:00: <cpressey> i'd have to defer to a real python programmer, as i've only hacked up existing python code +2005-10-23.txt:21:07:15: <lament> CXI: well, everything's an object in Python. +2005-10-23.txt:21:09:41: <lament> python and ruby are rather similar in their OO model. Ruby has more syntax for it, and things like being able to modify existing types +2005-10-23.txt:21:10:06: <lament> (can do that in python, but the changes won't apply to existing objects) +2005-10-23.txt:21:12:09: <lament> python doesn't treat functions any different from other objects. ruby does for some reason +2005-10-23.txt:21:15:48: <lament> their description of python is _completley wrong_ +2005-10-23.txt:21:16:52: <lament> (python used to suck a lot more than it does now) +2005-10-23.txt:21:19:21: <lament> python sucks +2005-10-23.txt:21:19:31: <cpressey> the weird (social) thing about ruby and python seems to be how much each camp is concerned with the other. i guess it's just because they're both in almost the same niche? +2005-10-23.txt:21:20:07: <lament> python python fans are much more obsessed with Perl +2005-10-23.txt:21:20:13: <lament> s/python python/but python +2005-10-23.txt:21:20:53: <CXI> but yeah, python, perl and ruby all occupy a similar space +2005-10-23.txt:21:21:25: <lament> python and ruby are MUCH closer to each other than either is to perl, though +2005-10-23.txt:21:21:35: <lament> i wouldn't mind programming in either python or ruby +2005-10-24.txt:02:18:03: <marcan> My Python BF interpreter supports unlimited memory in both directions, and unlimited cell size +2005-10-24.txt:06:08:55: <lament> it does in Python too +2005-10-24.txt:06:09:24: <GregorR> Yes, but Python isn't designed to be idiotic ;) +2005-10-24.txt:22:14:43: <marcan> Which is why I like python +2005-10-24.txt:22:15:07: <lament> Which is why i like Python. +2005-10-24.txt:22:15:13: <calamari> python.. lol +2005-10-24.txt:22:15:52: <calamari> python is difficult to program in due to the dumb indentation thing +2005-10-25.txt:00:53:10: <calamari> ahh sorry I mean like java python, etc +2005-10-25.txt:00:53:29: <GregorR-L> I have java, python, perl, PHPCLI, ruby ... +2005-10-25.txt:02:36:39: <lament> mine's in Python and Slow +2005-10-25.txt:05:27:18: <lament> you know Python? +2005-10-26.txt:02:08:03: <marcan> GregorR-L: interestingly, the glass semantics sort of remind me of the python bytecodeç +2005-10-26.txt:02:12:44: <marcan> if you've got python at hand, try this +2005-10-28.txt:04:01:27: <GregorR> OMGWTF Python SUX0RZ ROFLMAOOLOLOLOLOL +2005-10-28.txt:04:01:53: <lament> duerig: Python SUX0RZ :) +2005-10-28.txt:04:02:07: <GregorR> It's a local dialect of Python. +2005-10-28.txt:04:02:17: <GregorR> It's basically Python translated to AOL n00b speak. +2005-10-28.txt:04:02:21: <lament> at least, python is what i actually write stuff in. Haskell, Smalltalk or whatever is what i would use if i were smarter. +2005-10-28.txt:04:10:29: <lament> duerig: me too. That's why I prefer Python. +2005-10-28.txt:04:18:15: <lament> duerig: i bet i could write an interpreter in Python faster than you wrote it in C++! +2005-10-28.txt:04:19:22: <GregorR> Whether in Python or C++, it's bad practice to change a=7 to a="blah". +2005-10-30.txt:02:50:53: <GregorR> Don't mind lament, he has the strange notion that Python is better than C++. Hah! +2005-10-31.txt:05:26:28: <Arrogant> My favorite word is python. +2005-11-01.txt:05:48:13: <lament> My right to use Python preempts others' "right" to use C++ +2005-11-01.txt:05:48:27: <GregorR> lament: My using C++ does not prevent you from using Python. +2005-11-01.txt:18:42:27: <GregorR> PYTHON IS WRITTEN IN C +2005-11-01.txt:18:43:31: <GregorR> Tell me how it's an invalid argument? Python wouldn't even exist without lower level languages (IE C) +2005-11-01.txt:18:44:09: <lament> GregorR: the most popular implementation of Python happens to be written in C. I couldn't care less. +2005-11-01.txt:18:44:47: <GregorR> So the people who wrote Python were misguided? +2005-11-01.txt:18:47:31: <lament> now that python is available... :) +2005-11-03.txt:04:35:41: <Arrogant> Python has complex +2005-11-03.txt:04:35:54: <calamari> didn't know Python was considered an esolang +2005-11-04.txt:04:17:37: <calamari> or python +2005-11-04.txt:05:33:17: <Arrogant> It's something I picked up from Python +2005-11-04.txt:07:16:27: <Arrogant> XChat has Python scripting +2005-11-04.txt:07:39:28: <Arrogant> You know, with Firefox 2, Chatzilla will have Python scripting. +2005-11-05.txt:06:04:02: <duerig> Hmm... my current vision of your language seems a lot like python. How does it differ? +2005-11-05.txt:06:05:24: <GregorR> It's actually not very dissimilar to python, but there are things in python that I ust don't really like. +2005-11-05.txt:06:06:10: <duerig> What do you dislike about python? +2005-11-05.txt:06:07:15: <GregorR> Well, a lot of it is actually syntactic - if I took a python interpreter, and changed the parser a bit, it would be pretty close ;) +2005-11-05.txt:06:07:35: <GregorR> Idonno, I haven't used Python in a while, so I don't remember the specifics I disliked. +2005-11-05.txt:06:07:45: <GregorR> I'll go read my Python book and get back to you ;) +2005-11-05.txt:06:08:46: <duerig> I would be interested to know. I like the idea of python, but certain things about it make me nervous. +2005-11-09.txt:05:40:57: <Arrogant> Fx2 will have Python support. +2005-11-20.txt:03:25:02: * Sgep goes to attempt to write a python implementation of something +2005-11-20.txt:03:35:46: <GregorR> Monty Python's Flying Whitespace! +2005-11-20.txt:03:36:08: <GregorR> Juuuust a subtle mockery of Python's indentation significance. +2005-11-20.txt:03:57:39: <Sgep> Please tell me that Python can use the generated parser easily +2005-11-23.txt:20:58:44: <calamari> quick poll: perl, python, ruby, or java? +2005-11-23.txt:20:58:51: <Keymaker> python +2005-11-23.txt:21:05:48: * calamari chooses python, since that was the only valid vote :) +2005-11-23.txt:21:07:00: <calamari> perl, python, ruby, or java? +2005-11-23.txt:21:07:21: <GregorR> Well, not perl, and not Java, so I'd go with python. +2005-11-26.txt:18:50:43: <calamari> I translated that pi program.. it was originally Haskell, someone converted it to Ruby, then I converted it to Python and finally to Linguine +2005-11-26.txt:18:52:13: <Keymaker> i don't have python on this computer (this isn't my computer) +2005-11-26.txt:19:29:54: <jix> dc -e '10 20 ^ 1 - p' | xargs echo | xargs echo | tr -d ' ' | time python linguine.py collatz2.lng => 1.57 real 0.42 user 0.13 sys +2005-11-26.txt:19:30:22: <jix> dc -e '10 20 ^ 1 - p' | xargs echo | xargs echo | tr -d ' ' | time python linguine.py collatz.lng => 9.63 real 4.48 user 0.24 sys +2005-11-26.txt:19:33:02: <jix> stupid python +2005-11-26.txt:20:09:40: <jix> hmm the python << doesn't support bignums well ( i think) +2005-11-26.txt:20:09:44: <jix> linguine.py:291: FutureWarning: x<<y losing bits or changing sign will return a long in Python 2.4 and up +2005-11-26.txt:20:09:56: <jix> how can x<<y loose bits (it does in python...) +2005-11-26.txt:20:11:46: <jix> but i can't test it with large numbers because of pythons stupid >> i'm searching a workaround atm +2005-11-27.txt:13:26:46: <jix> python would do that too +2005-11-27.txt:15:53:15: <jix> i know how to call the dynamic linker using ruby/dl but with python i have no idea +2005-11-27.txt:15:55:20: <calamari> was looking up how to do this in python and its not great :) +2005-12-07.txt:12:49:03: <Keymaker> what is wrong with this python code? +2005-12-07.txt:12:50:27: * kipple doesn't know python :( +2005-12-07.txt:12:52:43: <Keymaker> i thought python didn't need variable defining +2005-12-07.txt:13:08:17: <int-e> Hmm. I think Python is very neat. +2005-12-07.txt:13:49:35: <int-e> (but Python prefers to print them with '') +2005-12-07.txt:13:49:48: <Keymaker> perhaps my python version is too old +2005-12-07.txt:14:03:10: <int-e> python quine :) +2005-12-07.txt:14:04:19: <int-e> (the fun thing is that python quotes strings inside lists when printing lists) +2005-12-09.txt:18:14:25: <Keymaker> perhaps i should use python instead.. but can it compile? +2005-12-09.txt:18:15:20: <Keymaker> although i have no idea how to do these things in python either +2005-12-20.txt:15:11:22: <Keymaker> (is there any simple way to remove a character from the string in python?) +2005-12-20.txt:15:11:35: <Gs30ng> Haskell, Python, and Ruby was good ones for me +2005-12-20.txt:15:12:27: <nooga> i'd rather use Perl than Python +2005-12-20.txt:15:14:07: <jix> python developers say that that is a feature that shouldn't be used ;) +2005-12-20.txt:15:15:26: <Gs30ng> ruby resembles python, or vice versa +2005-12-20.txt:15:16:30: <jix> python uses "There is only ONE way to do something" ruby uses the principle of the least surprise +2005-12-20.txt:15:17:47: <jix> and python developers try to reduce the number of ways to do something... they say it's confusing to have 2 ways... +2005-12-22.txt:22:06:32: <lament> gah and it's horribly designed and written in Python and i hate myself for writing it!!! +2006-01-13.txt:02:40:07: <lament> lua:~/python/lambda_eso lament$ python lambda.py +2006-01-13.txt:02:49:01: <lament> lua:~/python/lambda_eso lament$ python lambda.py +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.7949 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +2011-07-16.txt:16:01:00: <Phantom_Hoover> Please don't tell me you live in Hexham. +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:41: <elliott_> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:48:19: <elliott_> ais523: tl;dr Taneb mentioned he was from Northumberland, PH said "please don't tell me you live in Hexham", Taneb freaked out. +2011-09-21.txt:19:35:11: <elliott> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.7952 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,41 @@ +2009-03-27.txt:04:31:30: <oerjan> and then you define a category where the objects are _functors_, and the morphisms are something called natural transformations +2009-03-27.txt:04:34:28: <oerjan> but functors and natural transformations are actually fairly _basic_ concepts in category theory +2009-03-27.txt:04:35:54: <oklowob> <oerjan> but functors and natural transformations are actually fairly _basic_ concepts in category theory <<< yeah okay i'm getting a boner here where can i learn this stuff 8| +2009-03-27.txt:15:48:21: <ehird> 03:35 oklowob: <oerjan> but functors and natural transformations are actually fairly _basic_ concepts in category theory <<< yeah okay i'm getting a boner here where can i learn this stuff 8| +2010-12-27.txt:01:24:47: <j-invariant> btw, if eta : F --> G is a natural transformation for functors F,G : C --> D. Then X : C |- etaX : FX --> GX +2011-02-02.txt:21:01:06: <elliott> Used when you really need both semi-mutual recursion and history and to repeatedly apply a natural transformation as you get deeper into the functor. Zygo implements semi-mutual recursion like a zygomorphism. Para gives you access to your result à la paramorphism. +2011-03-04.txt:03:25:10: <MonadsSuck> too many functors and natural transformations +2011-03-18.txt:19:32:07: <oerjan> there are natural transformations that make them almost inverses, though +2011-03-18.txt:19:36:23: <oerjan> that it is a natural transformation, i presume +2011-03-18.txt:19:36:55: <oklopol> oh one of those things natural transformations have between hom sets? +2011-03-18.txt:19:38:21: <oerjan> the bijection should _be_ a natural transformation when restricted to each variable (and taking the most obvious functors to be a transformation between) +2011-03-18.txt:19:38:55: <oklopol> a natural transformation between what functors? +2011-03-18.txt:19:42:21: <oerjan> and the bijection being a natural transformation between those is what it means to be "natural in Y" +2011-03-18.txt:19:47:24: <copumpkin> we should legislate against unnatural transformations +2011-03-18.txt:20:30:26: <oklopol> i'm sure this would be perfectly easy on paper, but i still find natural transformations kinda hard to picture when they occur in a "concrete" situation +2011-08-15.txt:22:42:02: <augur> natural transformations and adjunctions, for instance +2011-08-15.txt:22:42:42: <augur> you need natural transformations before monads +2011-08-15.txt:22:43:43: <augur> elliott_: haskell uses the relevant natural transformations you know +2011-08-15.txt:22:44:40: <augur> but the natural transformation stuff perhaps! +2011-08-15.txt:22:46:48: <oerjan> <elliott_> augur: So it'll be trying to cover only that CT that Haskell uses <-- but you need natural transformations to properly understand parametricity. i think. +2011-08-15.txt:22:47:17: <augur> oerjan: parametric polymorphism is basically natural transformations +2011-08-15.txt:22:47:51: <oklopol> surely it's natural transformations in some category +2011-09-01.txt:01:16:40: <oerjan> there were some natural transformations and K-theory +2011-10-01.txt:04:42:31: <CakeProphet> it's just that the eta for monads is a natural transformation. +2011-10-02.txt:06:15:55: <oerjan> collect and uncollect are probably natural transformations +2011-10-02.txt:06:17:38: <oerjan> collect is a natural transformation from the functor Barrier _ () t to the functor [_], although only the second one is a Functor in the haskell sense +2011-10-02.txt:06:20:53: <oerjan> then collect . barrierFrontMap h = map h . collect, the equation for it being a natural transformation +2012-01-08.txt:18:06:21: <Phantom_Hoover> Like, he defines and explains natural transformations in half a page, and then gives examples for the next two. +2012-01-27.txt:12:33:08: <oerjan> `run echo "A lens is a monoidal natural transformation between higher-order coalgebra functors" >wisdom/lens +2012-01-27.txt:12:33:30: <HackEgo> A lens is a monoidal natural transformation between higher-order coalgebra functors +2012-02-09.txt:22:17:08: <HackEgo> A lens is a monoidal natural transformation between higher-order coalgebra functors +2012-03-01.txt:00:10:04: <tswett> What's up with natural transformations? +2012-03-01.txt:00:10:18: <oerjan> `? natural transformation +2012-03-01.txt:00:10:21: <HackEgo> natural transformation? ¯\(°_o)/¯ +2012-03-01.txt:00:11:00: <tswett> If that's what a functor is, is a natural transformation anything? +2012-03-01.txt:00:11:19: <oerjan> `learn Natural transformations are just morphisms in the category of functors +2012-03-01.txt:00:11:50: <oerjan> `run mv wisdom/natural wisdom/"natural transformation" +2012-03-01.txt:00:12:00: <oerjan> `? natural transformation +2012-03-01.txt:00:12:03: <HackEgo> Natural transformations are just morphisms in the category of functors +2012-03-01.txt:00:13:12: <oerjan> tswett: the functors are the domains and codomains of the natural transformations. +2012-03-01.txt:00:14:21: <itidus21> `pastelogs natural transformation
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.8264 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +2010-12-12.txt:02:21:54: <Vorpal> elliott, "In spring of this year on the IRC channel I proposed a language called â„’. â„’ is a severely restricted subset of your favourite indisputably Turing-complete language (say, Pascal) -- so severely restricted, in fact, that you can only write a single program in â„’. But that program is a Universal Turing Machine simulator. Is â„’ Turing-complete? " +2011-07-08.txt:03:55:05: <elliott> Well... you only need two nested loops to implement BF in BF, and they're of finite, short length, but this is the â„’ debacle all over again. +2011-10-15.txt:18:30:37: <elliott> You can compile any TC language to any other TC language (modulo â„’). +2011-10-15.txt:18:37:59: <elliott> <elliott> You can compile any TC language to any other TC language (modulo â„’). +2011-10-15.txt:18:42:15: <Phantom___Hoover> <elliott> <elliott> You can compile any TC language to any other TC language (modulo â„’). +2011-10-15.txt:18:42:33: <Phantom___Hoover> It's not just modulo â„’, it's modulo which definition you use. +2011-10-15.txt:18:42:47: <elliott> Phantom___Hoover: I don't think anyone seriously believes â„’ is TC. +2011-10-15.txt:18:43:00: <elliott> Phantom___Hoover: Anyway, â„’ relies on input. +2011-10-15.txt:18:43:09: <Phantom___Hoover> You're using the compilation definition; â„’ is designed to flag up the absurdity of the UTM definition. +2011-10-15.txt:18:43:34: <elliott> If you embed the input into the program, then... congratulations, â„’ is a Brainfuck derivative where you have to escape the string according to Pascal's rule. +2011-10-15.txt:18:44:00: <elliott> Phantom___Hoover: So no, â„’ only demonstrates the absurdity of naively mixing input into the definition. +2011-10-15.txt:18:44:31: <elliott> Phantom___Hoover: The whole point of â„’ is that it contains a program that can be made to compute anything a UTM can /given the appropriate input/. +2011-10-15.txt:18:45:07: <elliott> Phantom___Hoover: Define â„’ for me. +2011-10-15.txt:18:45:24: <Phantom___Hoover> For every pair of a Turing-complete language L and a program P written in L that simulates a universal Turing machine (for example, by being an interpreter for a Turing-complete language) (L,P) is a member of â„’. +2011-10-15.txt:18:48:30: <elliott> Phantom___Hoover: The UTM definition doesn't include any notion of input, so how the fuck does â„’ show it absurd? +2012-02-22.txt:19:46:11: <elliott> And call it â„’. +2012-02-22.txt:19:46:32: <elliott> So it's â„’(Pascal,BF interpreter) you have to prove Turing whatever. +2012-02-23.txt:03:22:32: <tswett> How come â„’ is in Unicode but a plain old italic L isn't? +2012-02-23.txt:18:20:19: <Friendship> Given that the computational class of â„’ is unclear, but there are languages which are plainly within its computational class, we can create a new (and intentionally ambiguous) computational class to describe it. â„’-equivalent machines are those abstract machines for which the ability to describe all universal Turing machines is predicated upon the status of input or some other state which may be considered external to the machine proper. The set of â„’-equ +2012-02-23.txt:18:20:19: <Friendship> ivalent machines is clearly a subset of [[Turing machines]], but whether it is a proper subset is a matter of philosophy. A language is said to be â„’-hard if there exists a program in that language which is in â„’, and â„’-complete if it is â„’-hard and not [[Turing-complete]]. +2012-02-23.txt:18:27:04: <elliott> @tell Gregor "â„’ was originally described to generalize the question raised by Befunge/index.php." not quite true +2012-02-23.txt:18:29:07: <Friendship> `pastelogs â„’
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.840 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +2004-06-28.txt:02:35:15: <Toreun> like Godzilla +2008-09-09.txt:21:44:05: <tusho> say you make a movie called Godzilla Murders Everyone in a Fashionable Way +2008-09-09.txt:21:44:29: <tusho> Godzilla Murders Everyone in a Fashionable Way.movie is. +2009-05-18.txt:16:52:17: <ehird> it's like metal godzilla stepped on your motherboard +2010-11-15.txt:18:52:14: <elliott> Godzilla's big in Japan. Also, everywhere. +2010-12-07.txt:21:06:31: <HackEgo> I'm Godzilla coming! I want to die! +2010-12-07.txt:21:06:45: <elliott> I'm -- Godzilla! -- coming! I want to die! +2010-12-07.txt:21:07:06: <pikhq> Gregor: "Godzilla is coming! I don't want to die!" +2010-12-07.txt:21:07:24: <elliott> Oh! Godzilla! Don't stop! I'm coming! I want to die! +2010-12-07.txt:21:08:31: <Gregor> pikhq: You're not sexually attracted to Godzilla. +2010-12-07.txt:21:08:41: <Gregor> pikhq: You're not sexually attracted to Godzilla at all. +2011-03-31.txt:20:54:10: <oerjan> "make your own godzilla bio-robot!" +2011-03-31.txt:20:55:29: <oerjan> the real godzilla was of course just a japanese college project with too many programming bugs +2011-09-15.txt:06:59:28: <itidus20> `log godzilla +2011-09-15.txt:06:59:48: <HackEgo> 2010-12-07.txt:21:06:31: <HackEgo> I'm Godzilla coming! I want to die! +2011-09-15.txt:07:00:32: <itidus20> `pastelogs godzilla +2011-09-15.txt:07:00:42: <Vorpal> <HackEgo> 2010-12-07.txt:21:06:31: <HackEgo> I'm Godzilla coming! I want to die! +2011-09-15.txt:07:03:55: <itidus20> `pastelogs godzilla
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.8464 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2003-07-31.txt:19:06:42: <andreou> alt.drugs.intercal +2003-07-31.txt:19:07:18: <Taaus> Heh... I imagine Intercal is classified as a depressant, and not as a stimulant... ;) +2003-07-31.txt:19:07:42: <andreou> I think that when I was programming in Intercal I was seeing colors... +2004-04-30.txt:07:45:56: <andreou> heatsink a reference similar to the 'f - not funny' in that intercal paper? +2004-05-25.txt:04:37:04: <lament> I don't think we have ever discussed intercal here +2004-05-25.txt:04:51:38: <lament> Toreun: I found him in #intercal +2004-05-25.txt:04:55:43: <Toreun> intercal? I should get around to playing with that a bit +2004-05-25.txt:07:27:02: <fizzie> imo intercal was a bit too strange when it came to doing IO. although I faintly recall c-intercal providing an extension that made it a bit less silly. +2004-05-27.txt:16:29:31: <fizzie> *real* language that's as perverse and limiting as INTERCAL... +2004-05-27.txt:22:00:50: <mooz-> I was playing around with the idea of a chip for interpreting intercal +2004-05-27.txt:22:01:23: <fizzie> you were supposed to build us befunge processor, not intercal-optimized ones. +2004-06-02.txt:16:39:59: <fizzie> that's like asking a good intercal way of doing arithmetic operations, only worse. +2004-10-05.txt:22:23:01: <ZeroOne> Hipo: like Brainfuck, Befunge, Whitespace, INTERCAL, Unlambda, ... +2005-05-05.txt:12:53:29: <pgimeno> Knuth has an Intercal version in his page +2005-05-21.txt:14:00:32: <kipple> if it is BF, INTERCAL or BeFunge then it can stay +2005-05-21.txt:14:00:34: <pgimeno> there are a few that are universally accepted, like brainfuck and intercal +2005-05-21.txt:14:13:56: <kipple> The main esolang article lists the following as "notable": Befunge, Brainfuck, False, INTERCAL, Malbolge, Shakespeare, Unlambda and Whitespace +2005-05-21.txt:21:35:50: <pgimeno> I agree with all you mention (I miss Intercal) +2005-05-26.txt:23:27:25: <graue> why would we have tarball distributions? most programs in brainfuck, intercal, wierd, snusp, etc are single files +2005-05-29.txt:04:23:51: <graue> the file extension .i seems to be used for both INTERCAL and iag +2005-05-29.txt:18:51:43: <kipple> *sigh* I was in the process of writing an INTERCAL article in the wiki, and the accidently close the wrong tab :( +2005-05-29.txt:18:53:16: <graue> the INTERCAL thing, more than the spelling +2005-06-03.txt:19:21:34: <kipple> anybody familiar with C-INTERCAL here? Chris? +2005-06-03.txt:20:12:17: <pgimeno> kipple: I don't know about C-INTERCAL but that error sounds as if it depends on a file from the distribution that can't be found +2005-06-03.txt:22:21:49: <graue> we need an INTERCAL article at the wiki +2005-06-03.txt:22:27:21: <graue> INTERCAL is one of those classic esoteric programming languages everyone praises and nobody programs in, i guess +2005-06-03.txt:22:32:59: <graue> i made a lame stub for INTERCAL just to have something there +2005-06-03.txt:22:36:41: <pgimeno> I just read partially the spec of INTERCAL, a few years ago +2005-06-03.txt:22:37:28: <jix> wasn't INTERCAL designed to be uninterpretable/compilable? +2005-06-03.txt:22:39:20: <kipple> I was going to try out INTERCAL today, but I can't even manage to compile the example programs :( +2005-06-03.txt:23:31:21: <pgimeno> kipple: I've reproduced the problem; when I do an strace I get this: open("/usr/local/share/intercal-0.24/ick-wrap.c", O_RDONLY) = -1 ENOENT (No such file or directory) +2005-06-03.txt:23:34:44: <pgimeno> there's an intercal package available for Debian, apparently (is it the first esoteric language to be in a Linux distribution?) +2005-06-03.txt:23:35:32: <pgimeno> two, actually; one in perl and the other seems to be c-intercal +2005-06-03.txt:23:59:22: <kipple> Yay! the debian intercal package works! +2005-06-04.txt:00:01:01: <jix> there is no dp intercal package +2005-06-04.txt:19:20:00: <kipple> INTERCAL (and a lot of other esolangs) isn't really interesting to me for more than humor value, either +2005-06-04.txt:19:44:45: <kipple> INTERCAL +2005-06-04.txt:19:44:53: <lament> well yeah, intercal +2005-06-08.txt:01:37:07: <graue> is INTERCAL a Turing tarpit? +2005-06-08.txt:01:40:12: <kipple> I don't think INTERCAL qualifies either. +2005-07-21.txt:21:49:47: <fizzie> The idea of conditionally skipping is used in intercal, too. :p +2005-08-16.txt:18:46:14: <WildHalcyon> INTERCAL knows all about DC esolang scandals though, so its not like there's anything new +2005-08-16.txt:22:19:36: <Gs30ng> In the beginning there was INTERCAL... +2005-08-16.txt:22:20:40: <WildHalcyon> *INTERCAL +2005-08-28.txt:21:36:41: <kipple_> btw, does anybody now if INTERCAL is turing complete? +2005-08-28.txt:21:41:39: <int-e> kipple, intercal suffers from finite memory constraints ... 64k arrays with 64k words each. +2005-08-28.txt:21:47:01: <int-e> hrm. intercal has multidimensional arrays? ok, it can access a lot more memory then (still finite for a given program though, so still not TC - although it allows for all practical computations to be done) +2005-09-22.txt:05:08:16: <Wildhalcyon> although, I had "heard" of intercal before, I'd never read up on it +2005-09-22.txt:05:08:36: <kipple> yeah, I think I'd heard about INTERCAL too before +2005-09-23.txt:03:32:37: <GregorR> I will GLADLY add Befunge, INTERCAL, etc. +2005-09-26.txt:22:57:04: <kipple> they have INTERCAL too: http://www.expertrating.com/jobs/Programming-jobs/Intercal-Programmer-jobs.asp :D +2005-10-06.txt:05:06:55: <WildHalcyon_> I stand by my "world ain't ready yet" comment. Then again, was the world ready for brainfuck? or intercal? +2005-10-25.txt:01:00:07: <calamari> intercal +2005-10-25.txt:01:00:42: <kipple> is there an interpreter for INTERCAL? I only have compiler +2005-11-01.txt:00:48:44: <graue> it's funny having INTERCAL be second all of a sudden +2005-11-07.txt:15:14:54: <{^Raven^}> they're probably adding DRM to esolangs so we can't pirate commercial INTERCAL apps anymore +2005-11-18.txt:23:05:35: <calamari> I love the descriptions made for these old languages: "ILLGOL in short: Take three parts Perl, two parts Basic, two parts Fortran. Marinate for six hours in Budweiser and canola oil. Boil until pulped and serve with a side of Intercal." +2005-11-18.txt:23:34:16: <calamari> some of the descriptions are so elaborate it makes it seem like a joke (because of the Intercal-style humor).. but it could still be a real lang +2005-11-22.txt:19:30:46: <kipple> I think it appeared in INTERCAL first +2005-12-15.txt:01:11:23: <Sillyman> Please respond 1 if too lazy to execute a hello, world in INTERCAL +2006-04-24.txt:10:53:16: <SimonRC> "base-4 bit" -> "quart" (to match INTERCAL docs) +2006-04-26.txt:15:27:22: <ihope> Okay. A 32-bit INTERCAL variable can store the value EIGHT SIX SEVEN FIVE THREE OH NINE, correct? +2006-05-18.txt:02:13:50: <ihope> Would y'all kill me if I invented an esoteric programming language called INTERCAL? +2006-05-29.txt:05:00:57: <wildhalcyon> Nothing like learning how to do things right by figuring out what happens when things go very, very wrong *cough* intercal *cough* +2006-05-29.txt:05:03:18: <coder_> D > C > Python > * < Java < Intercal +2006-06-14.txt:17:28:02: <sedimin> try intercal +2006-07-24.txt:21:06:05: <Razor-X> INTERCAL, BF, *Funge, Unlambda, and Maleboge were the ones I was thinking of. (Feel free to add more.) +2006-07-24.txt:21:23:38: <Razor-X> If everyone's willing, I'll post the idea on alt.lang.intercal and on the Esolangs forum. +2006-07-24.txt:21:25:14: <Razor-X> alt.lang.intercal has activity, at least. +2006-07-25.txt:02:29:44: <Razor-X> Mmmm. INTERCAL. +2006-07-25.txt:03:47:55: <Razor-X> Who's gonna shamelessly advertise on alt.lang.intercal? +2006-07-25.txt:04:11:52: <Razor-X> Networking capabilities should be added to INTERCAL. +2006-07-25.txt:04:19:29: <Razor-X> INTERCAL is cleaner. +2006-07-25.txt:14:35:46: <Keymaker> well, i can't do unlambda or malbolge, probably could do intercal but i'm not that interested in it.. however, i guess i could participate with befunge too, but i haven't used it that much, so i chose brainfuck (which is my favourite, anyways) +2006-07-25.txt:19:21:00: <Razor-X> We need expandable arrays in INTERCAL :(. +2006-07-25.txt:19:29:19: <Razor-X> I should get to work on my BF machine, but I'm having so much INTERCAL fun :(. +2006-07-25.txt:22:44:24: <Razor-X> Write in INTERCAL! It's cleaner than Perl! +2006-07-26.txt:00:45:59: <Razor-X> Does someone want the honors of posting in alt.lang.intercal ? +2006-07-26.txt:21:39:04: <Razor-X> alt.lang.intercal. +2006-07-26.txt:21:40:01: <GregorR-W> People who read alt.lang.intercal ought to choose a new communicative medium :P +2006-07-26.txt:21:40:20: <Razor-X> Well, there's no #intercal here, so.... +2006-07-26.txt:21:40:33: <Razor-X> Or ##intercal even. +2006-07-27.txt:06:22:27: <Razor-X> Although I was thinking of an INTERCAL version. +2006-07-27.txt:06:23:46: * GregorR doesn't recall whether he even has INTERCAL on the bot ... +2006-07-27.txt:06:23:55: <Razor-X> INTERCAL is pretty large. +2006-07-27.txt:06:24:38: <Razor-X> INTERCAL forces you to think in... interesting ways, so it's fun. +2006-07-27.txt:06:25:13: <Razor-X> I've been meaning to make a BF interpreter in INTERCAL, but I'm too lazy to do it as of now :P. +2006-07-27.txt:06:25:38: <Razor-X> I'm not sure if the INTERCAL compiler dynamically allocates arrays either, because dynamic arrays are a total *pain* in INTERCAL. +2006-07-27.txt:06:27:53: <GregorR> Hm, is there an INTERCAL interpreter? +2006-07-27.txt:06:28:18: <Razor-X> I use the standard C-INTERCAL compiler. +2006-07-27.txt:16:52:50: <ihope> "Quantum INTERCAL" seems quite... well, weird. +2006-07-27.txt:21:37:45: <Razor-X> Hey, I'm writing a BF compiler in INTERCAL. +2006-07-27.txt:21:53:52: <oerjanj> you asked about dynamic arrays in INTERCAL, i made a bit of code for growing arrays in my Unlambda interpreter +2006-07-27.txt:23:24:26: <Razor-X> Wiki page updated for Licensing, specified the preferrable use of C-INTERCAL and Befunge-98, and and requested that the next participants are committee members. +2006-07-27.txt:23:27:56: <Razor-X> The alt.lang.intercal post brought in some new contestants. +2006-07-27.txt:23:29:45: <Razor-X> It seems the languages of choice are INTERCAL, Befunge and Unlambda/LazyK. +2006-07-27.txt:23:56:10: <Razor-X> In the meantime, I'll continue on my INTERCAL->BF interpreter, some QBF programs, my Verilog BF CPU, and writing some documentation for the Esolangs I like. +2006-07-28.txt:00:52:53: <Razor-X> This year marks the first year of the 2006 Esolang Competition!!! If you're not familiar with Esolangs, they're programming languages with specific constraints. Many of them are turing tarpits, meaning they are Turing complete but only contain a minimum amount of operations (BrainFuck). Others use weird logic, operators the like you've never seen (or want to see), and line noise almost as bad as Perl (INTERCAL). Then again, some of them +2006-07-28.txt:00:59:03: <Razor-X> Shh EgoBot, that's what I use in my BF interpreter in INTERCAL. +2006-07-28.txt:01:08:31: <Eidolos> y-held idea about coding (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Befunge">Befunge</a>), some have line noise even worse than Perl (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercal), and some are just pure Hell (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge">Malbolge</a>). The goal is to write a program in an esoteric language that completes some currently unannounced task. +++++++++++++++[>+++++>+++++++>+++++++>++<<<<-]>----.>++++++..>-----. +2006-07-28.txt:01:10:18: <Razor-X> Here's one line from INTERCAL: +2006-07-28.txt:01:17:24: <Razor-X> But yeah, those are the only two binary operators INTERCAL has. +2006-07-28.txt:01:18:44: <nooga> Razor-X: throw intercal away, create ur own lang +2006-07-28.txt:01:18:54: <Razor-X> I like INTERCAL! +2006-07-28.txt:16:53:25: <Razor-X> INTERCAL is cleaner than Perl. +2006-07-29.txt:21:09:22: <pgimeno> oh, a Perl compiler in Intercal +2006-07-29.txt:21:10:07: <pgimeno> anyway I've just found this: http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~intercal/manual/quantum.html +2006-07-29.txt:21:18:13: <Razor-X> I might make a Perl regexp interpreter in INTERCAL. +2006-08-02.txt:07:54:58: <Razor-X> I need to write a BF interpreter in INTERCAL still. +2006-08-02.txt:07:56:18: <RodgerTheGreat> INTERCAL isn't nearly as beautiful a language as BF. +2006-08-10.txt:02:18:05: <Razor-X> Look at INTERCAL then. +2006-08-10.txt:20:16:10: <lament> Sounds like Intercal. +2006-08-10.txt:20:16:16: <lament> Intercal had the greatest operators ever. +2006-08-10.txt:20:17:09: <ihope> Yeah, INTERCAL... +2006-08-10.txt:20:20:12: <Razor-X> Well, INTERCAL also has very few operators. +2006-08-10.txt:20:21:15: <Razor-X> Maybe some day I'll feel like finishing my BF interpreter in INTERCAL. +2006-08-10.txt:20:24:06: <Razor-X> It's easy to make while loops in INTERCAL if you know how. +2006-08-10.txt:20:27:31: <Razor-X> Yeah, I can do that in INTERCAL with a few (10 or more I'd bet) COME FROM statements. +2006-08-11.txt:17:57:10: <Razor-X> I already advertised it on alt.lang.intercal and that brought in some competitors. +2006-08-15.txt:03:50:50: <Razor-X> Did you present Glass and INTERCAL too? +2006-08-20.txt:01:24:07: <oerjanj> this makes me think of C-intercal's turing tape I/O +2006-08-20.txt:01:34:40: <oerjanj> razor-X: you trying to program INTERCAL? +2006-08-20.txt:01:37:19: <RodgerTheGreat> and preform math, in a vaguely Malbolge/INTERCAL style. +2006-08-20.txt:08:13:11: <Razor-X> Worse than INTERCAL? +2006-08-20.txt:09:29:47: <Razor-X> The Hello World program of INTERCAL is 200+ lines, IIRC (when not using the standard library). +2006-08-20.txt:09:45:51: <pgimeno> that's the very heart of INTERCAL +2006-08-20.txt:09:52:57: <Razor-X> pgimeno: Heh. Lots of INTERCAL inspiration it seems. +2006-08-21.txt:21:18:41: <ihope> Quantum INTERCAL doesn't look right. +2006-08-21.txt:21:19:18: <ihope> So if you have a register that's both 1 and 3 in Quantum INTERCAL, and you output the register, both 1 and 3 are printed? +2006-08-22.txt:02:43:46: <Razor-X> Writing a BF interpreter in INTERCAL is like suicide. +2006-08-22.txt:02:45:50: <Razor-X> My BF interpreter in INTERCAL has been indefinitely postponed, since I have a Japanese novel translation project on the horizon. +2006-08-22.txt:23:38:53: <Razor-X> If you program in INTERCAL, it's impossible not to. +2006-08-28.txt:22:05:07: <GreyKnight> INTERCAL select and mingle? :-) +2006-08-28.txt:22:05:24: <CakeProphet> Dunno intercal. +2006-08-28.txt:22:08:35: <GreyKnight> Last I heard from you was "Dunno intercal." +2006-08-28.txt:23:36:07: <GreyKnight> I think this will be either (a) useless, or (b) the next INTERCAL +2006-09-01.txt:00:59:07: <Razor-X> Although if you want an INTERCAL-esque language, trees are the way to go ;). +2006-09-01.txt:23:59:13: <GreyPaladin> One Unlambda, three INTERCALs, and one "Befunge or TheSquare" (which is based on Befunge) +2006-09-04.txt:02:44:26: <GreyKnight> The word INTERCAL currently compresses pretty poorly +2006-09-04.txt:20:47:18: <Razor-X> Or they write INTERCAL code that compiles to backwards FORTRAN code. +2006-09-22.txt:20:57:34: <SimonRC> (I was talking to him about INTERCAL.) +2006-09-22.txt:20:58:48: <Asztal> sort of. INTERCAL's other restrictions get in the way a bit. +2006-09-22.txt:20:59:55: <Asztal> but, I've yet to see a binary tree in INTERCAL +2006-09-25.txt:16:25:46: <RodgerTheGreat> well, we have BF, Unlambda, Befunge, TheSquare, INTERCAL, and malbolge. +2006-10-17.txt:04:38:53: <oerjan> now _that_ is quite normal. to get my certificate of insanity, i had to write an unlambda interpreter in INTERCAL. +2006-10-19.txt:14:18:14: * SimonRC contemplates adding AOP to INTERCAL... +2006-10-21.txt:20:35:10: <jix> btw i got this idea while reading through the intercal specs +2006-10-23.txt:04:01:40: <Razor-X> Ah. INTERCAL is fun :D. +2006-11-04.txt:20:46:58: * SimonRC point out that FORTRAN and INTERCAL don't need whitespace at all. +2006-11-05.txt:00:31:59: <ihope> But it has the "select" instruction from INTERCAL! +2006-11-05.txt:00:44:32: <Asztal> one of my favourite quotes from the intercal manual involves balanced ternary +2006-11-29.txt:06:26:32: <Razor-X> Well, I got somewhat started on a BF interpreter in INTERCAL some time ago. +2006-12-06.txt:09:31:46: <Razor-X> INTERCAL is fun. +2006-12-06.txt:09:32:38: <oklopol> never done intercal :\ +2006-12-20.txt:22:09:06: <SimonRC> I recommend checking out Brainfuck, INTERCAL, befunge, and Malbolge for some examples. +2006-12-29.txt:01:28:32: <Sukoshi> Hey, if I can make expanding arrays in INTERCAL..... +2006-12-30.txt:17:16:37: * SimonRC indicates the INTERCAL microprocessor. +2006-12-30.txt:18:49:39: <oerjan> and Malcolm Ryan declared me insane for my Unlambda interpreter in Intercal, which I took as a great compliment. +2006-12-30.txt:18:50:37: <oklopol> if i hear of intercal one more time, i'm gonna learn it +2006-12-30.txt:21:35:57: <oklopol> is there a nice intercal reference? +2006-12-31.txt:04:59:30: <CakeProphet> INTERCAL? +2007-01-02.txt:02:45:28: <Sukoshi> The INTERCAL stdlib has random number generation in it. +2007-01-02.txt:21:59:50: <RodgerTheGreat> it'd be like the opposite of INTERCAL +2007-01-03.txt:02:53:33: <oklopol> i don't know perl, lisp, pascal, cobol, intercal or smalltalk, i hate it when i know the name but not the language +2007-01-14.txt:03:44:49: * pikhq also wonders if that language is called INTERCAL +2007-01-16.txt:12:33:57: <ais523_> both techniques have been used to implement Threaded INTERCAL +2007-01-16.txt:12:41:02: <ais523_> my Threaded INTERCAL code is at http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/files/intercal (along with the rest of the INTERCAL implementation), in unravel.c +2007-01-27.txt:00:15:27: <oerjan> INTERCAL and Malbolge probably qualify. +2007-02-08.txt:23:18:12: <fruitbag> You people should code in Intercal +2007-02-08.txt:23:18:18: <fruitbag> Intercal! +2007-02-08.txt:23:19:07: <oerjan> I have coded in Intercal. An Unlambda interpreter :D +2007-02-08.txt:23:20:22: <oerjan> http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/intercal/ +2007-02-22.txt:16:40:02: <oerjan> I realized (and I think INTERCAL may use it) that alternating " and ' also allows for arbitrary deep nesting +2007-02-22.txt:16:40:22: <ais523> INTERCAL can do it even without alternating in most cases +2007-02-22.txt:16:41:05: <ais523> strangely enough, the C-INTERCAL compiler had a bug in this regard through most of its history (it was the main bug I fixed for the most recent version) +2007-02-22.txt:16:42:14: <oklopol> ..translates c to intercal? +2007-02-22.txt:16:42:21: <ais523> translates INTERCAL to C +2007-02-22.txt:16:42:42: <ais523> or to be precise, it translates a dialect of INTERCAL commonly also called C-INTERCAL to C +2007-02-22.txt:16:44:44: <ais523> http://esolangs.org/wiki/C-INTERCAL +2007-02-22.txt:16:50:56: <ais523> there's actually a sentence in the manual specifically banning examples like this one, which leads me to believe they must have hit the same problem implementing INTERCAL-72 +2007-02-22.txt:18:09:26: <ais523> Composition in Fugue would be like the CREATE operator in CLC-INTERCAL, though +2007-03-04.txt:01:01:15: <oerjan> in INTERCAL, but that is for program flow. +2007-03-04.txt:01:01:15: <SimonRC> bsmntbombdood: INTERCAL +2007-03-12.txt:18:36:27: <ais523> that's like saying "no need to make any more esolangs, INTERCAL is Turing-complete" +2007-03-22.txt:11:46:45: <ais523> That could actually be useful. I'd like to see the symmetric difference between C-INTERCAL versions 0.24 and 0.25 +2007-03-22.txt:13:34:04: <ais523> (It's also the only language other than INTERCAL I know of that uses NEXT for flow control; but it doesn't seem to have a FORGET statement or RESUME for values >1) +2007-03-22.txt:13:36:56: <ais523> yes, BASIC uses NEXT as a punctuation mark (like } in C or cis in Perligata). A 'NEXT statement' to me would always imply the INTERCAL version +2007-03-22.txt:19:33:29: <ais523> and it has a "don't" keyword, just like INTERCAL. Wow, it's almost esoteric! +2007-03-22.txt:19:34:01: <ais523> (I suspect it's don't is more practically useful than INTERCAL's (which is redundant except for comments), though). +2007-03-26.txt:16:46:04: <ais523> CLC-INTERCAL had an operation for dynamically extending its own syntax, I think +2007-03-26.txt:19:12:53: <sirKIIdB> what do you think about intercal? +2007-03-26.txt:19:13:08: <ais523> I released the most recent version of the C-INTERCAL compiler +2007-03-26.txt:19:13:55: <ais523> well, the C-INTERCAL compiler's written in C, as the name would suggest +2007-03-26.txt:19:16:22: <lament> intercal is older than pascal, isn't it. +2007-03-26.txt:19:16:30: <ais523> INTERCAL was 1972 +2007-03-26.txt:19:17:22: <ais523> Pascal was 1970 it seems, so INTERCAL's two years younger +2007-03-28.txt:18:23:18: * ais523 is busy trying to implement CLC-INTERCAL features in C-INTERCAL +2007-04-01.txt:16:15:21: * ais523 was trying to release the latest version of INTERCAL +2007-04-01.txt:16:16:43: <ais523> I still sent a slightly modified version of my prepared message to alt.lang.intercal anyway though, letting people know why they couldn't obtain it +2007-04-01.txt:16:17:35: <Pikhq> How's about posting it in alt.lang.intercal? +2007-04-01.txt:16:41:00: <ais523> the original INTERCAL manual suggests that INTERCAL may be useful for maintaining job security +2007-04-01.txt:18:19:41: <ais523> anyway, my INTERCAL distribution finally found a host: http://intercal.freeshell.org/download +2007-04-01.txt:19:28:59: <Sukoshi> INTERCAL! +2007-04-08.txt:17:02:22: <ais523> In the C-INTERCAL distribution there were notes about making a microprocessor that ran INTERCAL natively +2007-04-25.txt:21:47:50: * oerjan wants to be a mix of the Scheme, Intercal and Epigram guy +2007-05-15.txt:19:12:31: * ehird` wonders what INTERCAL++ would be called +2007-05-15.txt:19:12:47: * ehird` honestly has no idea how to add one to a number and assign the var to it in intercal +2007-05-15.txt:19:13:15: <oerjan> that's in the INTERCAL standard library. +2007-06-06.txt:21:07:34: <ehird`> I wonder... if we all banded together, would it be possible to make a language that's so massively massive and convoluted (like intercal *= googolplex intercals or something) that we need an entire Hello World Development Sub-Comittee deciding which output function we should use? +2007-06-11.txt:19:19:01: <oklopol> my friend has never heard of _brainfuck or intercal_, and he knows lolcode +2007-06-11.txt:19:24:31: <RodgerTheGreat> let's face it- whitespace is a far less innovative or important esolang than INTERCAL, malbolge, BF, Befunge, etc +2007-08-26.txt:14:54:47: <SimonRC> though an intercal-corrector would be better for that title +2007-08-26.txt:14:55:07: <Figs> intercal-corrector? +2007-08-26.txt:14:55:29: <SimonRC> you know that an INTERCAL requires the correct level of politeness to compile, right? +2007-08-26.txt:14:55:45: <SimonRC> *INTERCAL program +2007-09-04.txt:17:25:58: <oerjan> consider original INTERCAL, for example. +2007-09-06.txt:21:09:29: <tombom> what's the latest intercal version +2007-09-06.txt:21:12:52: <oerjan> C-INTERCAL and CLC-INTERCAL +2007-09-06.txt:21:13:06: <ihope__> What's next? CLCLC-INTERCAL? +2007-09-06.txt:21:15:52: <tombom> is clc-intercal written in perl +2007-09-07.txt:14:47:07: <tombom> http://home.nvg.org/~oerjan/esoteric/intercal/unlambda.i +2007-10-24.txt:21:08:15: -!- INTERCAL has joined #esoteric. +2007-10-24.txt:22:14:04: -!- INTERCAL has quit (). +2007-10-25.txt:14:34:39: -!- INTERCAL has joined #esoteric. +2007-10-25.txt:14:35:00: <INTERCAL> foreach (user in channel) do print("Hi!"); +2007-10-25.txt:14:49:32: <INTERCAL> This program seems bugged. a = 3 + 5; print(a); +2007-10-25.txt:14:53:37: -!- INTERCAL has quit (). +2007-10-25.txt:16:00:36: <ais523> it's a strange feeling, sitting at a computer trying to stop an INTERCAL compiler while you know at any second a journalist might phone and ask questions ranging from informed to inane +2007-10-25.txt:16:35:34: <ais523> bsmntbom1dood: my current working version of the C-INTERCAL compiler contains a compiler for a language designed specifically for writing INTERCAL optimizer idioms +2007-11-12.txt:07:37:46: <oklofok> typed in apt-get install intercal for fun, there was one :O +2007-11-20.txt:20:40:28: <Slereah> So you're the one writing the unlambda in INTERCAL too? +2007-11-21.txt:17:09:44: <ais523> it's a real problem, though. I know because the INTERCAL compiler I maintain now targets both Linux/UNIX systems and DOS via DJGPP, and everything has to be written for both +2007-11-21.txt:17:56:45: <ais523> I'm even thinking about implementing them as a new I/O format for INTERCAL +2007-11-21.txt:18:04:45: <ais523> the idea is that INTERCAL would only accept minimum-length representations +2007-11-21.txt:18:06:42: <ais523> and the lowercase letters that INTERCAL uses for times-1000 +2007-11-30.txt:07:27:45: <oerjan> will the size 2^16 (i think) field i hid in my INTERCAL Unlambda interpreter do? +2007-11-30.txt:07:28:37: <oerjan> i discovered in INTERCAL it was easier to do a multiplication over that field than actually incrementing a variable :) +2007-11-30.txt:07:29:12: <oklopol> on a side note, i should learn intercal +2007-12-08.txt:16:19:46: <MonkeyofDoom> has anyone here ever gotten INTERCAL to work on a windows pc? +2007-12-08.txt:16:24:00: <oerjan> he's the C-INTERCAL maintainer +2007-12-12.txt:19:53:46: <ais523> They were asking for C-INTERCAL help a while ago, but I wasn't online at the time +2007-12-12.txt:19:59:04: <ais523> the most recent is currently 1.26, obtainable from http://intercal.freeshell.org/download +2007-12-20.txt:17:27:09: * ais523 is busy writing INTERCAL documentation +2007-12-20.txt:17:28:01: <ais523> although I was pretty shocked when I tried apt-cache search intercal halfway through a sentence and got 2 results +2007-12-20.txt:17:28:24: <ais523> one was CLC-INTERCAL (Debian package clc-intercal), and the other was C-INTERCAL (Debian package intercal) +2007-12-27.txt:17:58:59: <oerjan> probably INTERCAL, long ago +2007-12-27.txt:18:00:03: <Slereah> Although... No, it was Intercal. +2008-01-04.txt:19:18:17: * ais523 is busy handling the fallout from the recent release of C-INTERCAL 0.27 +2008-01-04.txt:19:20:23: <ais523> I actually had a crazy idea for functional INTERCAL +2008-01-06.txt:21:04:02: <ehird`> unpronouncable acronym rips on INTERCAL (Language With No Pronouncable Acronym) +2008-01-07.txt:23:29:34: <ehird`> i wonder what the opposite of intercal is +2008-01-07.txt:23:29:41: <ehird`> ~INTERCAL = ? +2008-01-10.txt:17:02:38: <ehird`> is there any native-code INTERCAL compiler? +2008-01-11.txt:15:51:32: <ais523> bsmntbombdood: it is a little known fact that Knuth once worked on INTERCAL +2008-01-11.txt:15:59:16: <ais523> and oerjan: your Unlambda program is now in the official distribution as an example program (see for instance http://packages.debian.org/sid/i386/intercal/filelist) +2008-01-11.txt:16:06:29: <ais523> it was kind of tricky in INTERCAL, as might be expected +2008-01-11.txt:16:08:45: <ais523> see http://www.cs.fit.edu/~ryan/compare/ for the program in many other languages (unfortunately, that list doesn't include the INTERCAL version) +2008-01-11.txt:16:25:32: <ais523> SimonRC: assigning to constants is possible in modern versions of INTERCAL too +2008-01-11.txt:16:25:44: <ais523> although C-INTERCAL protects you from that unless you turn on a command-line option in the compiler +2008-01-15.txt:18:39:57: <ehird`> ais523: you are an INTERCAL programmer, right? +2008-01-15.txt:18:40:20: <ais523> I'm the current C-INTERCAL upstream maintainer +2008-01-15.txt:18:40:21: <ehird`> ais523: how feasable would you say an INTERCAL self-compiler would be? :-) +2008-01-15.txt:18:40:53: <ais523> the CLC-INTERCAL compiler is written in a set of extensions that are added to the language itself +2008-01-15.txt:18:41:09: <ehird`> ais523: hm, definition being something basically like C-INTERCAL. But written in INTERCAL, of course... well, it could compile to anything 'real' (C, native code, asm, ...) +2008-01-15.txt:18:41:20: <ehird`> language extensions: I guess C-INTERCAL, since it's the most common afaik +2008-01-15.txt:18:41:35: <ais523> C-INTERCAL: 33 users. CLC-INTERCAL: 5 users. +2008-01-15.txt:18:41:42: <ais523> C-INTERCAL: 33 users. CLC-INTERCAL: 21 users, sorry +2008-01-15.txt:18:41:47: <SimonRC> self-compiling INTERCAL would instantly wreck the passtime of proposing new INTERCAL extensions +2008-01-15.txt:18:42:06: <ehird`> C-INTERCAL is incompatible with CLC-INTERCAL, right? +2008-01-15.txt:18:42:12: <ais523> the same source says that 5 people actually use C-INTERCAL and 3 people use CLC-INTERCAL every now and then +2008-01-15.txt:18:42:14: <ehird`> i have seen 2 clc-intercal only programs, though, so... +2008-01-15.txt:18:42:36: <ais523> but it is possible to write C-INTERCAL or CLC-INTERCAL-only programs +2008-01-15.txt:18:43:25: <ais523> see the C-INTERCAL documentation at intercal.freeshell.org +2008-01-15.txt:18:43:33: <ais523> it lists portability for all the constructs in C-INTERCAL +2008-01-15.txt:18:43:49: <ais523> the pseudo standard is likely just INTERCAL-72 + noncomputed COME FROM +2008-01-15.txt:18:43:58: <ais523> because most of the other features only exist in C- and CLC-INTERCAL +2008-01-15.txt:18:44:05: <ais523> not J-INTERCAL +2008-01-15.txt:18:44:52: <ais523> it just wasn't added to INTERCAL until later +2008-01-15.txt:18:44:55: <ehird`> ais523: ok, to start with: a self-compiling, no-extensions INTERCAL compiler +2008-01-15.txt:18:46:11: <ehird`> C-intercal presumably has a char IO extension +2008-01-15.txt:18:46:25: <ehird`> wait, ESR maintained C-intercal at one point, didn't he? +2008-01-15.txt:18:46:28: <ais523> character I/O is different in C-INTERCAL and CLC-INTERCAL, but both have command-line switches to use the other's semantics +2008-01-15.txt:18:46:29: <ehird`> OK, CLC-Intercal! :P +2008-01-15.txt:18:46:39: <ais523> it was C-INTERCAL +2008-01-15.txt:18:46:58: <ehird`> => OK, let's take the char I/O for CLC-Intercal then ;) +2008-01-15.txt:18:48:21: <ais523> well, you could use one of CLC-INTERCAL's multithreading extensions to trap the error +2008-01-15.txt:18:48:36: <ais523> I'm planning to implement much the same error-trapping method in C-INTERCAL at some point, by the way +2008-01-15.txt:18:49:33: <ehird`> ais523: OK, assuming C-INTERCAL binary IO etc extensions, feasability= +2008-01-15.txt:18:49:51: <ehird`> not all the cintercal extensions presumably though +2008-01-15.txt:18:50:28: <ais523> incidentally, I recently discovered an easy way for an INTERCAL program to tell which interpreter it's running under +2008-01-15.txt:18:51:26: <ais523> J-INTERCAL ignores the read-only flag on STASH or RETRIEVE, so the value STASHED is viewed twice +2008-01-15.txt:18:52:30: <ais523> so J-INTERCAL reads out the original value twice +2008-01-15.txt:18:52:37: <ais523> C-INTERCAL reads out the new value twice +2008-01-15.txt:18:52:58: <ais523> and CLC-INTERCAL reads out the new value, but the non-IGNOREd status is stashed along with the variable, so you get two different answers +2008-01-15.txt:18:53:14: <ehird`> ooooh, there's a unlambda-in-intercal... +2008-01-15.txt:18:53:18: <ehird`> INTERCAL IN UNLAMBDA +2008-01-15.txt:18:54:04: <ais523> one of which is specifically disallowed both by the INTERCAL-72 and C-INTERCAL documentation because it's such a pain to parse +2008-01-15.txt:18:54:15: <ais523> and therefore can be said to not be legal INTERCAL +2008-01-15.txt:19:59:27: * ais523 has had similar problems trying to deal with the C-INTERCAL multithreader +2008-01-15.txt:20:23:55: <ais523> that's the same technique C-INTERCAL uses, pretty much +[too many lines; stopping]
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No wonder the new batch of CS students in California are mindless zombies who only work for the smell of a paycheck. +2006-09-07.txt:01:13:42: * pikhq was already a zombie :p +2006-10-31.txt:23:29:49: <oerjan> he was whisked away by flesh-eating zombies. +2006-11-03.txt:04:47:11: <calamari> I feel bad it's so linux dependent.. er wait, no I don't screw windows users.. their zombied machines pollute my inbox with spam +2006-11-19.txt:01:44:00: <xor> zomg zombies! +2007-05-28.txt:05:03:45: <GregorR-L> Must ... resist ... urge ... to post zombie picture ... +2007-05-31.txt:20:58:34: <SimonRC> eek! zombie language! +2007-10-20.txt:00:40:37: <GregorR> Well, not quite "no matter what" ... won't kill zombies 8-D +2007-10-20.txt:00:40:48: <ehird`> killall -9 zombie +2007-10-20.txt:00:40:55: <ehird`> "Zombie invasion: OVER +2007-10-20.txt:00:41:09: <GregorR> ... seriously though, kill -9 won't kill zombies. +2007-10-31.txt:04:52:52: <oerjan> GAUNT ZOMBIE FUNCTIONS, LOOKING FOR BRAINS... +2007-11-19.txt:22:32:05: <bsmntbombdood> lol imma zombie! +2007-11-19.txt:22:33:21: <bsmntbombdood> i watched a movie about zombies last night +2007-11-19.txt:22:33:45: <GregorR> you watched a movie about zombies last night +2007-11-19.txt:22:37:12: <bsmntbombdood> hahahahah now you are a zombie +2007-12-16.txt:15:31:46: <Slereah> Where ninjas battle zombies in a post-apocalyptic radioactive wasteland +2008-01-25.txt:01:26:27: <RockerMONO> hi oerjan, a zombie, i see ;) +2008-01-25.txt:01:27:34: <pikhq> Hello, my good Zombie. -- From the Desk of Pikhq, Minister Without Portfolio. +2008-01-25.txt:01:27:54: <RockerMONO> YAY ANOTHER ZOMBIE! +2008-01-25.txt:01:28:00: * RockerMONO pokes the zombies and wonders what they'll do +2008-02-06.txt:12:17:58: <Figs> need sleep... *zombie* +2008-02-16.txt:23:02:08: <ehird`_> None, apparently. pikhq is a zombie. +2008-02-16.txt:23:03:11: <Corun> Hence why he's a zombie. +2008-03-22.txt:01:36:12: <olsner> zombies, hitler and tesla coils, all in a few lines of irc3! +2008-03-30.txt:16:31:37: <wildhalcyon> more specifically ZOMBIE Rick Astley. The dude said, "NEVER gonna give you up" +2008-04-14.txt:22:39:18: <Slereah> There's a third story, about a zombie invasion. But the forum crashed while it was written, so I didn't save it. +2008-05-06.txt:19:43:10: <ais523> I'm not sure how that interacts with zombies, though +2008-05-06.txt:19:44:29: <ais523> zombie processes can be a pain to get rid of +2008-05-06.txt:19:44:39: <ais523> in computer games you kill zombies with headshots +2008-05-06.txt:19:44:47: <ais523> on UNIXes you kill zombies by killing their parents +2008-05-06.txt:19:45:04: <ehird> there's an invasion of zombies +2008-05-19.txt:05:27:06: <pikhq> Make it a headcrab zombie. +2008-05-19.txt:15:19:04: <ehird{> TIME POLICE, ZOMBIES, AND ROBOTS. THEY'RE ALL OUT TO FUCKING GET YOU AND YOU SHOULD HIDE BEHIND SOMETHING **NOW** +2008-06-12.txt:21:37:38: <Slereah7> Can I hunt giant eyeballs and zombies? +2008-06-27.txt:23:05:10: <ais523> probably zombies +2008-07-11.txt:18:34:56: <oklofok> also trying to get ten thousand polygon zombies to run on pygame is not as easy as you might think. +2008-07-31.txt:21:26:35: <ihope> I wonder if zombies often get spongiform encephalopathy. +2008-09-02.txt:19:14:48: <fizzie> Death bugs might explain all the zombies that seem to be around. +2008-09-06.txt:12:06:04: <oklopol> also russell's argument works as a joke, but i don't see why a solipsist should be disallowed to personify the zombies where it's a useful abstraction +2008-09-11.txt:22:29:57: <tusho> zombieeeeeeee +2008-09-11.txt:22:33:35: <oerjan> i thought that was just zombie grammar +2008-09-11.txt:22:37:42: <oerjan> i mean if there are zombies there can be ghosts +2008-09-12.txt:23:43:23: <tusho> he was really Rick Astley. and he would have gotten away with it too, if it wern't for Rob Zombie is indeed a zombie. Hi! +2008-11-15.txt:00:30:04: <GregorR> http://www.new.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30185035&l=998b5&id=1055580469 I AM THE FIRST WAVE OF THE ZOMBIE INVASION +2008-11-15.txt:00:48:24: <Slereah_> You have a luxuriant mane for a zombie +2008-12-18.txt:14:54:30: <ais523> let's hope they're out of IPs or zombies or proxies or whatever they're using +2008-12-18.txt:22:11:35: <ehird> zombieeeeeee +2008-12-18.txt:22:11:56: <zuff> zombie attack +2008-12-18.txt:22:11:56: <AnMaster> a zombie *typing* brains on irc +2008-12-18.txt:22:15:24: <oerjan> fortunately zombies cannot program +2008-12-18.txt:22:15:49: <oerjan> also, zombies are lousy at anatomy +2009-01-12.txt:08:05:09: <oerjan> they're really sort of cleaned-up zombies +2009-01-29.txt:19:46:59: <fungot> kerlo: a player becomes sitting. a zombie may not +2009-02-08.txt:15:56:16: <fungot> ehird: a zombie, has the lowest non-zero stain. ( f) the associate director of personnel may declare an interested proposal is +2009-02-20.txt:05:57:23: <oklopol> so, i think i'm gonna zombie it up to the unis now +2009-02-25.txt:23:36:33: <oerjan> sort of zombie humor +2009-02-25.txt:23:37:46: <oklopol> oerjan: so from the song, just wondered about the zombies +2009-02-28.txt:23:31:17: <oerjan> #esoteric, the zombie channel +2009-03-04.txt:16:30:50: <ais523> or more likely the zombies responsible +2009-03-04.txt:16:31:09: * oerjan is a responsible zombie. Oh wait. +2009-04-16.txt:08:27:42: <Ilari> AnMaster: BTW, sometimes when spamming the real sender isn't the one that has the srcIP (but srcIP still points to zombie under spammer control). As result system with 56k modem can appear to send at multi-megabit speeds... +2009-04-16.txt:08:34:48: <Ilari> AnMaster: The same tricks that are sometimes used to send spam appearing to come from zombies presumably would work. But why go to that trouble as you can't use the bandwidth. +2009-04-19.txt:14:36:14: <oerjan> "zombie jesus day" :D +2009-04-22.txt:18:41:10: <ehird> Deewiant: clearly you have never raped a zombie. +2009-04-23.txt:09:08:30: <Slereah_> The Zombie Survival Guide, Godel's Proof, An Introduction to Gödel's Theorems, I hope they serve beer in hell, Sister Time (The Posleen War) +2009-04-23.txt:09:15:13: <Slereah_> The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from... by Max Brooks +2009-04-23.txt:09:21:26: <fizzie> The recommendations here are more sensible. Although I do get the "The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead" result too. I guess Amazon's just worried about loyal customers being eaten by zombies. +2009-04-23.txt:09:23:48: <fizzie> Both the zombie and the robot books are "Recommended because you purchased My Tank is Fight". I guess that makes sense. +2009-05-06.txt:04:39:53: <fizzie> "POSIX.1-2001 specifies that if the disposition of SIGCHLD is set to SIG_IGN -- then children that terminate do not become zombies *and a call to -- waitpid() will block until all children have terminated, and then fail with errno set to ECHILD*." +2009-05-19.txt:00:51:07: <ehird> AnMaster: boring, i was hoping for like, zombie outbreak +2009-05-19.txt:00:51:37: <ehird> yes, but, zombies kind of outweigh that +2009-05-19.txt:00:51:59: <ehird> dead people turn into zombies via magic +2009-05-24.txt:19:55:44: <ais523> yes, the correct censorship is B****fuck, so as not to offend zombies +2009-06-04.txt:12:37:57: <Slereah> Where does the zombie-brain thing come from anyway? +2009-06-04.txt:12:42:00: <Slereah> "Return's interpretation of zombies has influenced cultural interpretations of zombies, particularly with regard to their hunger for brains and their constant vocalization of this hunger." +2009-06-18.txt:09:49:13: <AnMaster> oerjan, zombie drugs? +2009-06-19.txt:14:25:40: <ais523> I saw a reference recently to "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" +2009-06-19.txt:14:26:31: <AnMaster> <ais523> I saw a reference recently to "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" <-- err... Isn't the first three words the title of some famous book iirc. +2009-06-19.txt:14:26:43: <ais523> it is that famous book, just with more zombies +2009-06-19.txt:14:27:15: <AnMaster> I haven't read that book though. But from what remember hearing about it... zombies seems very out of place. +2009-06-19.txt:14:27:29: <GregorR> Zombies + upper-class twits = perfect combo. +2009-06-19.txt:14:29:07: <AnMaster> how did someone even get the idea "lets make a parody of Pride and Prejudice that adds zombies"... +2009-06-19.txt:14:29:38: <GregorR> *ahem*, zombies + upper-class twits = perfect combo. +2009-06-20.txt:20:28:44: <oerjan> ais523 the zombie +2009-06-21.txt:23:46:49: <oerjan> people for the ethical treatment of zombie animals? +2009-06-21.txt:23:47:04: <GregorR> People for the ethical treatment of zombie anuses? +2009-06-22.txt:00:32:06: <augur> zombie anuses? +2009-06-22.txt:00:32:27: <ehird> 23:47 GregorR: People for the ethical treatment of zombie anuses? +2009-06-22.txt:00:36:34: <GregorR> "People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombie Anuses" doesn't really come across as gay per se to me X-P +2009-06-22.txt:00:43:27: <oerjan> i don't think zombies are considered animals (more than humans), are they +2009-06-22.txt:00:43:43: <augur> with zombies +2009-06-22.txt:00:45:12: <Slereah_> Zombie sombreroes +2009-06-25.txt:22:39:57: <ehird> but not zombie. +2009-06-27.txt:00:54:09: <pikhq> Yes, but the zombie twitches. +2009-06-29.txt:02:46:10: <augur> i would buy something just because a zombie told me to. +2009-06-29.txt:23:58:19: <oerjan> except that was induced by someone here mentioning zombies, i think +2009-07-07.txt:19:04:39: <fizzie> It's like some sort of zombie-complex. +2009-07-07.txt:19:05:14: <AnMaster> fizzie, zombies aren't really very funny +2009-07-07.txt:19:05:29: <Deewiant> Zombies can be very funny +2009-07-12.txt:22:42:21: <ehird> Zombie Crichton! +2009-07-15.txt:07:13:53: <Batmanifestdesti> I emailed the guy who made Piet, Chef, Zombie and all that jazz, and asked if I could make a Piet forum! +2009-07-19.txt:13:50:25: <ehird> "One of the games that comes to mind is "Left 4 Dead 2." Though the game isn't out yet, it's already causing an uproar. Set in New Orleans, players will have to fight their way through hordes of zombies - with several of them who appear to be African-Americans. When I saw the first trailer for the game, all I could think about was Hurricane Katrina and the aftermath. Setting the game in a city that was scene of dead, bloated bodies floating by so soon af +2009-07-19.txt:15:25:25: <Deewiant> http://www.gamepolitics.com/2009/07/15/houston-chronicle-racism-becoming-norm-gaming http://www.destructoid.com/left-4-dead-2-is-racist-because-several-zombies-are-black-139960.phtml +2009-07-19.txt:15:26:00: <Deewiant> Originally via http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/91zha/left_4_dead_2_is_racist_because_several_zombies/ +2009-07-20.txt:21:42:36: <ehird> "I've landed on the goddamn moon thanks to decades, nay centuries, of scientific progress and human accomplishment. I know! I'll go eat a Jewish zombie's flesh." +2009-07-23.txt:13:05:51: <ehird> I guess his was gifted to him by a zombie :-P +2009-07-27.txt:16:41:32: <oklopol> i was basically a zombie +2009-07-27.txt:21:16:41: <ehird> Zombie crackers! +2009-08-15.txt:00:55:17: <ehird> you are in fact a p-zombie +2009-08-15.txt:00:55:29: <GrayGnome`> A P-expression zombie? +2009-08-15.txt:00:55:56: <ehird> GrayGnome`: philosophical zombie +2009-08-16.txt:00:39:29: <oerjan> or zombie blood +2009-08-16.txt:00:41:07: <Slereah_> Or gay zombie blood +2009-08-16.txt:00:41:19: <Slereah_> Trust me, you don't want to be hit on by a zombie +2009-08-16.txt:00:41:45: <GregorR> Only gay zombies hit on people, or there are no female zombies? :P +2009-08-19.txt:23:25:10: <ehird> http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/9c0gf/clojure_the_zombiereanimated_corpse_of_lisp/c0c7f1d +2009-08-20.txt:17:43:56: <ehird> http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/9c0gf/clojure_the_zombiereanimated_corpse_of_lisp/c0c8irt / Yay lisp machines! +2009-08-23.txt:21:38:26: <ais523> sorry if I type like a zombie, I've just woken up from sleeping for 21 hours in a row +2009-10-06.txt:04:26:33: -!- Zombie_Will has joined #esoteric. +2009-10-06.txt:06:13:46: -!- Zombie_Will is now known as Will_Relaxing. +2009-10-06.txt:08:06:05: -!- Will_Relaxing is now known as Zombie_Will. +2009-10-07.txt:17:24:14: -!- Zombie_Will has quit ("Do you like zombies? How about zombie games? Come join ##zombie and visit www.zombieexperiment.com to help us design a zombie). +2009-10-11.txt:01:44:48: <ehird> Oerjan (Zombie 20 Sep 99 - 25 Dec 99) Apr 96 22 Mar 00 +2009-10-11.txt:01:47:19: <ehird> due to zombieness +2009-10-11.txt:01:52:50: <oerjan> ehird: you are misreading the one with zombie in it +2009-10-11.txt:03:36:07: <ehird> EVEN NOW, AS A ZOMBIE +2009-10-11.txt:03:53:34: <ehird> zzo38: Zombies are a HOAX> +2009-10-11.txt:03:57:23: <zzo38> ehird: Did you figure out this code? It has nothing with Zombies! (I think...) +2009-10-11.txt:04:18:01: <zzo38> But please, try the code more better this time, without Zombies, try to figure out if you can make any better guess as to what the letters and punctuations stand for, and stuff. +2009-10-15.txt:10:49:49: <ehird> Zombies. +2009-10-15.txt:13:45:37: <ehird> oerjan: I have a license to be a non-brain-desiring zombie. +2009-10-20.txt:05:26:00: <augur> i saw zombieland +2009-10-23.txt:22:22:54: <oerjan> ah but i am a socialist zombie. down with the oppressors! then eat their brains. +2009-10-31.txt:07:41:19: <bsmntbombdood> i'm hoping for a zombie apocolypse +2009-11-01.txt:02:52:32: <oerjan> ehird: he'll go to a haitian zombie university, duh +2009-11-01.txt:12:21:19: <ehird> Guess I'm a p-zombie then +2009-11-07.txt:20:07:29: <fizzie> I left some sort of "aaaggagagah zombies!" message on ineiros' laptop the other day, and it was a bit confusing to see a mostly unlabeled "zombies! ok or cancel?" popup as a result. +2009-11-07.txt:20:09:08: <ehird> ZOMBIES ARE NOT OK +2009-11-07.txt:20:10:09: <fizzie> ehird: I think he's a zombie sympathizer. +2009-11-13.txt:00:02:47: * AnMaster is seeing zombies and spooks right now +2009-11-30.txt:05:09:08: <Gregor> *zombie* Yesh. +2009-12-06.txt:10:27:10: <bsmntbombdood> not nazi zombies +2009-12-06.txt:10:28:24: <oerjan> of course nazi zombies +2009-12-06.txt:11:17:23: <oklofok> i thought this was the one with the nazi zombies +2009-12-06.txt:11:19:26: <oklofok> bsmntbombdood: you're a zombie, and you want to eat my brain +2010-01-01.txt:03:58:41: <ehirdiphone> "zombie orc bedwetter appeared 30 steps right, 12 up" +2010-01-01.txt:03:59:08: <ehirdiphone> zombie Orc bedwetter moves to 1 step up +2010-01-14.txt:21:55:51: <soupdragon> AnMaster if you had a terrible nightmare about ghouls and ghosts and everyone was a zombie except you in the whole world and there is this whole long story that means so much to you +2010-02-14.txt:05:51:57: <alise> MissPiggy: you are wrong, because p-zombies do not exist and I find it incredibly likely you are intelligent +2010-02-14.txt:05:52:14: <MissPiggy> alise I read about the zombies and I agree with that +2010-02-14.txt:05:52:43: <augur> MissPiggy: there are no such things as zombies, nor could there be. +2010-03-01.txt:13:17:07: <alise> GAZP = Generalised Anti-(P-)Zombie Principle +2010-03-01.txt:16:11:31: <alise> cpressey: You're a p-zombie?! +2010-03-08.txt:04:43:45: <Gregor> As a ZOMBIE +2010-03-08.txt:04:44:21: <Oranjer> National Treasure 3: Zombie Hendrix would be, literally, the best movie conceivable +2010-03-10.txt:21:44:11: <alise_> In practice though, from this frame of reference, solipsism is bullshit, philosophical zombies don't exist, the universe is objective, and truth is a useful notion. +2010-03-26.txt:20:25:04: <AnMaster> hm what is effective against zombies? +2010-05-15.txt:21:07:47: <oerjan> the attack of the killer zombie maize +2010-06-06.txt:17:26:49: <AnMaster> which means you couldn't kill zombie processes +2010-06-17.txt:21:59:48: <AnMaster> ais523, what if you want to deal with some 30 zombies at once. Which I had the nasty surprise of meeting around one corner in that beggers-whatever area of the town +2010-06-17.txt:22:00:07: <ais523> AnMaster: they're zombies? +2010-06-17.txt:22:00:28: <ais523> as I said, they're zombies +2010-06-20.txt:03:14:55: <pikhq> Less than that, and the best I can do is half-zombie after a few hours. +2010-06-20.txt:22:38:26: <AnMaster> ais523, "undead asparagus": 2 results one at "veggie zombies t-shirt from Zazzle.com.au", and one the same but without the .au +2010-06-27.txt:04:11:44: <oerjan> quit this quiz, avoid zany zombies +2010-07-01.txt:03:52:52: <oerjan> KILL-THEN-ASK (for handling zombie processes) +2010-07-02.txt:12:37:35: <Ilari> Haha... On blog post Comment #2: "Mmmmm.... braaaaaiiiinnnzzzz....". Comment #3: "Wow, 2 comments plus this one and no denialists yet. are the zombies sleeping?". +2010-07-19.txt:00:41:45: <coppro> Sgeo: ZOMBIE +2010-07-25.txt:00:39:23: <fizzie> SGI's math library has a single-precision-float-pair complex number type "complex", but the double-precision variant is called "zomplex"; I had a hard time not to think of zombies or "zomg, complex numbers!" every time I heard it. +2010-08-15.txt:00:37:08: <alise> You feel your magical energy drain away! Felix bites the orc zombie.--More-- +2010-08-15.txt:05:28:32: <alise> oerjan: zombies can't walk +2010-08-15.txt:17:41:41: <Sgeo> Don't eat zombie corpses +2010-08-15.txt:20:25:08: <Deewiant> Or the zombies +2010-08-15.txt:20:25:11: <ais523> nor the elf zombies +2010-08-16.txt:03:25:08: <augur> pirates, ninjas, zombies, ... +2010-08-20.txt:22:40:52: <Vonlebio> Sgeo, you're evidently the guy from All You Zombies. +2010-08-20.txt:22:42:21: <alise> Vonlebio: *“—All You Zombies—†+2010-08-20.txt:22:44:21: <alise> Technically, if you're on a linear medium where you can't italicise the names of works, you should call it ‘“—All You Zombies—â€â€™. +2010-08-20.txt:22:44:39: <alise> Or if you really like using double quote marks and don't mind distorting the name of the work, “‘—All You Zombies—’â€. +2010-08-20.txt:22:44:59: <alise> Or if you really like using double quote marks and don't want to distort the name of the work, ““—All You Zombies—â€â€. +2010-09-05.txt:01:49:43: <alise> cpressey: Zombies +2010-09-18.txt:15:50:21: <alise> [[At Lulu's suggestion I have changed the rating to "teen" so it is now possible to search for and buy Prime Intellect when you are logged in at the default settings. I'm not sure whether it's the zombie sex or the incest scene which is most teen-oriented, but people have complained about the rating so if the publisher doesn't think it needs the shrink wrap, who am I to argue?]] --Roger Williams +2010-09-29.txt:21:03:07: <fungot> fizzie: my parents are coming over tonight. i don't know if i can be friends with a zombie lover. you will take in scenic vistas, within view of majestic caribou... hey! maybe we could trade off, you could race, then me... +2010-10-02.txt:16:11:56: * oerjan shoots at the zombies following Sgeo +2010-10-05.txt:16:52:22: <alise> there was some sort of thing similar to a zombie apocalypse but not quite +2010-10-05.txt:16:59:28: <alise> the non-zombie 'pocalypse was much more fun +2010-10-09.txt:03:17:22: <alise> but, uh, yeah, there's sort of zombie rape-torture in the first chapter +2010-10-09.txt:19:07:54: <Phantom_Hoover> BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE +2010-10-09.txt:19:15:28: <Phantom_Hoover> Gordon is zombie goast! The emotional torment! +2010-10-14.txt:18:53:37: <oerjan> probably just a local zombie epidemic +2010-10-16.txt:21:38:31: * catseye zombie-arms +2010-10-17.txt:21:48:57: <elliott> only with a zombie raccoon +2010-10-20.txt:00:38:23: <elliott> oerjan: it totally is relevant, if you can get past the zombie rape in the first chapter :P +2010-10-20.txt:00:39:40: <pikhq> "Also zombies." +2010-10-20.txt:18:28:25: <Vorpal> elliott, he might get angry and become a fractal zombie, and there is no end to those... +2010-11-05.txt:05:15:03: <pikhq> Franchise zombie! +2010-11-06.txt:18:39:40: <Sgeo> "Number of Known References to PopCap's Plants Vs. Zombies " +2010-11-07.txt:21:18:33: <fizzie> Except when you get eaten by zombies, but anyway. +2010-11-07.txt:21:19:02: <oklopol> where are all the zombies? +2010-11-08.txt:14:23:12: <elliott> fizzie: Mind, if real-life lego had zombies and mining... +2010-11-08.txt:14:39:38: <fizzie> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Zombie_Pigman is a bit... too. +2010-11-10.txt:19:35:47: <Vorpal> elliott, like the zombie pigmen ;P +2010-11-14.txt:18:00:22: <elliott> like where zombies go +2010-11-16.txt:20:10:35: <Phantom_Hoover> BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE +2010-11-17.txt:18:05:04: <elliott> oh god it was zombie +2010-11-17.txt:18:14:07: <elliott> ais523: where there was a zombie +2010-12-01.txt:18:14:18: <elliott> (Zombies) +2010-12-01.txt:18:14:57: <elliott> "I don’t know if reaching through zombie legs to loot treasure chests is dangerous, but it feels dangerous." +2010-12-07.txt:22:14:28: <Phantom_Hoover_> Vorpal, BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE! +2010-12-13.txt:02:13:17: <elliott> Sgeo is now qualified in ZOMBIE CREATIONL. +2010-12-13.txt:02:13:29: <elliott> Gregor: OMG IF WE FLATLINE WE CAN BECOME ZOMBIES. +2010-12-15.txt:20:49:03: <Gregor> ---: Zombie Fujita, what does your scale, enhanced, say about the tornado's power level? Nnnnnnngngggggggggnngh! ... enhanced +2010-12-23.txt:15:00:40: <elliott> Killed a fucking zombie with my bare fucking hands, chickened out, disconnected. +2010-12-23.txt:15:02:02: <oerjan> zombie chickens +2010-12-23.txt:15:02:19: <elliott> Oh, now a zombie too. +2010-12-23.txt:15:02:41: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover_: Did I mention I ran into the creeper to avoid the horrible fate of zombies? +2010-12-23.txt:16:16:18: <elliott> Too little, too late. Sonic in an undead zombie by now. 2/5]] +2010-12-23.txt:16:16:26: <elliott> Coming soon to Minecraft -- zombies that aren't undead. +2010-12-23.txt:19:03:25: <elliott> Aww, a zombie swimming, how cute. +2010-12-24.txt:22:59:09: <elliott> I know Steve Jobs' zombie brother. +2011-01-03.txt:22:45:36: <nooga> zombie spawned in a cavern +2011-01-04.txt:20:54:10: <nooga> i've just encountered zombie spawner +2011-01-04.txt:22:54:48: <elliott> 12:54:10 <nooga> i've just encountered zombie spawner +2011-01-08.txt:22:51:55: <elliott> and then a zombie appeared +2011-01-08.txt:22:53:36: <Vorpal> elliott, hm you never see any live humans. But there are skeletons and zombies. Presumably you are like the last man on earth. Post-apocalypse. Except scenery looks too untouched for that. +2011-01-08.txt:23:18:37: <Sgeo> i'd rather have all creepers and no zombies/spiders/skeletons +2011-01-11.txt:20:01:08: <j-invariant> elliott: I have a treehouse and a zombie sometiems spawns next to the tree ontop +2011-01-14.txt:23:04:18: <elliott> true - the server will behave like The Nether; red sky, zombie pigmen and ghasts spawning. The map will stay the same, however, so don't set this flag if you don't want pigmen stomping all over your flower garden. +2011-01-14.txt:23:04:28: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: You can get red sky, zombie pigmen, and ghasts on a normal map. +2011-01-15.txt:00:28:09: <oklopol> maybe the trap sends minecarts shooting arrows by using zombies +2011-01-15.txt:00:28:17: <oklopol> not zombies, skeletons +2011-01-15.txt:19:18:55: <elliott> oklopol: imo i think just zombies should mine +2011-01-15.txt:19:19:00: <elliott> creepers explode, skeletons fire arrows, zombies mine +2011-01-15.txt:19:19:19: <Slereah> They are zombies, though +2011-01-15.txt:22:32:26: <elliott> Phantom__Hoover: CAPTAIN'S LOG, night 1, addendum 5: I hastily built a workbench and my boat again; thank God I had the materials. And I even managed to remove my workbench, but as I removed the few remaining blocks of dirt to allow me to pass them with the possibility of return if, as I suspect, it was a dead end, a zombie appeared next to me, after slinking up unnoticed. My boat is in the water but I am not in it, and I fear that the zombie wil +2011-01-15.txt:22:35:34: <elliott> nooga: A zombie killed me while I played a mariner. +2011-01-16.txt:00:55:26: <elliott> hear a spider, nothing's there, but you walk a bit, and there's a zombie, totally silent, start losing health +2011-01-16.txt:16:11:06: <oerjan> eek, zombie +2011-01-29.txt:00:38:15: <elliott> filled with philosophical zombies emulated by an AI :) +2011-01-29.txt:00:38:22: <elliott> (note: i don't believe in philosophical zombies) +2011-01-29.txt:00:38:41: <oerjan> only philosophical zombies believe in philosophical zombies +2011-02-08.txt:17:04:14: <ais523> <Anonymous Coward> Do you have to struggle to resist the urge to plug in more than one vacuum from the same outlet? I'm trying to picture the situation where I'd be tempted to do that, and all I can come up with is defense against a horde of oncoming zombie cats. +2011-02-09.txt:10:49:56: * oerjan couldn't fit in both Doctor and Zombie without repeating Narwhal +2011-02-20.txt:22:17:03: * Phantom_Hoover thinks he just saw a YouTube comment complaining about how people don't see the human tragedies behind zombie apocalypses. +2011-02-20.txt:22:17:50: <elliott> Clearly they have never seen Shaun of the Dead, also known as: THE MOST EMPATHY-FILLED ZOMBIE FILM EVER. +2011-02-20.txt:22:18:49: <elliott> "Shaun of the Dead is a 2004 British romantic zombie comedy" +2011-02-20.txt:22:18:56: <elliott> (Romantic zombie comedy: SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING MUCH BETTER THAN IT MEANS) +2011-03-12.txt:09:57:13: <elliott> "oh no, stock pile endless cans of spam, panic buy bread and milk, nail crooked bits of wood across the doors and windows to keep out the mutant zombies, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE......... +2011-03-12.txt:09:57:14: <elliott> Stockpiling food for fear of zombies, and watching Emmerdale: two equally bad situations. +2011-03-14.txt:23:54:03: <ais523> it's probably a zombie, waiting to be reached +2011-03-20.txt:07:54:02: <pikhq_> So, "modern" in the sense that people actually used it, not modern in the sense that it was a fucking zombie language. +2011-03-30.txt:15:14:18: <cpressey> better idea: zombie Will Ferrell playing zombie Columbus +2011-03-30.txt:19:58:05: <elliott> "I insist on telling you you are a sleep walking zombie." --Mr. LoseThos +2011-03-30.txt:19:58:25: <elliott> "Can I just tell you that you are a sleep walking zombie" "Oh, you don't have to!" "I insist!" +2011-08-08.txt:23:36:03: <elliott> ais523: what about, umm, Atom Zombie Smasher +2011-08-09.txt:17:14:49: <itidus20> related to the zombie fear +2011-08-09.txt:17:15:14: <itidus20> even zombies have brains right.. skeletons don't though +2011-08-09.txt:22:57:36: <Sgeo> elliott, that would be zombie world stuff +2011-08-10.txt:00:20:04: <elliott> and if there's no scarcity, then we can support a zombie population who don't want to do anything just fine, along with a population of people who do want to do things +2011-08-10.txt:15:22:06: <Taneb> ZOMBIE +2011-08-10.txt:18:46:22: <zzo38> I think the documentation for the ZOMBIE programming language is a bit vague, some things are not written clear and I do not exactly understand some things about it. +2011-08-11.txt:04:59:50: <evincar> At least they have more graceful degradation when it comes to zombie apocalypses. +2011-08-11.txt:05:00:25: <evincar> elliott: And when there is no more power due to the apocalypse, I will be reading my books by candlelight and you will be trying to beat zombies away with your dead Kindle. +2011-08-11.txt:05:01:00: <ais523> evincar: how does reading books by candlelight help you defeat zombies? +2011-08-11.txt:05:01:17: <evincar> ais523: Maybe I'm reading the Zombie Survival Guide. +2011-08-11.txt:05:01:23: <ais523> I think the action you attributed to elliott (hitting them with a Kindle) is more plausible as a method of beating zombies +2011-08-11.txt:05:01:59: <elliott> a zombie apocalypse would be a fun virtual-reality game +2011-08-11.txt:05:02:20: <evincar> But it's fun to shout about zombies. +2011-08-13.txt:00:34:00: <CakeProphet> I would build and program zombie slaying robots if I survived long enough to find the parts. +2011-08-13.txt:00:34:19: <PatashuWarg> I'm not prepared for a zombie invasion, and that's OK +2011-08-15.txt:23:05:52: <oklopol> zombie monkey +2011-08-20.txt:23:21:00: <Gregor> elliott: Yes, I'm a zombie. +2011-08-22.txt:18:11:05: <Sgeo_> "Thus, the application we'll be building is Twitter FOR ZOMBIES" +2011-08-22.txt:19:23:17: <oerjan> <Sgeo_> "Thus, the application we'll be building is Twitter FOR ZOMBIES" +2011-08-22.txt:21:27:15: <Sgeo_> Twitter, and zombies +2011-08-26.txt:20:26:40: <CakeProphet> the only game I've played recently is Zombies mode of CoD: Black Ops +2011-08-29.txt:06:55:33: <evincar> Hell, this is an excellent place to be in the event of a zombie apocalypse. +2011-08-29.txt:19:00:21: <itidus20> and exploding zombie types +2011-09-01.txt:01:52:37: <ais523> (I still don't get how I ended up with a process that wasn't a zombie, had apparently no parent, couldn't be killed with any signal at all (not even -9 as root) and was apparently being debugged by the real init, though...) +2011-09-08.txt:06:19:29: <quintopia> i'm going to collect a whole bunch of them and bury them on a private island where i will become benevolent dictator of Zombie-Free Land +2011-09-08.txt:06:19:55: <quintopia> so called because it will the be the only place free of zombies +2011-09-10.txt:00:05:12: <tiffany> nope, we're all zombies +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.8553 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +2012-06-13.txt:22:27:35: <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins. +2012-06-14.txt:00:22:29: <oerjan> `addquote <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins. +2012-06-14.txt:00:22:32: <HackEgo> 843) <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins. +2012-07-19.txt:21:12:12: <HackEgo> 838) <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins. +2012-10-05.txt:21:39:33: <HackEgo> 834) <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins. +2012-12-08.txt:01:27:54: <HackEgo> 802) <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins. +2012-12-08.txt:01:28:38: <ais523> `pastlog survive an apocalypse.*bitcoins +2012-12-08.txt:01:28:58: <Sgeo|web> `pastelog survive an apocalypse.*bitcoins
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.858 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2005-06-07.txt:19:40:12: <graue> i think i may have just disproved the "universal Turing machines need state diagrams that are nonplanar graphs" conjecture: http://www.oceanbase.org/graue/archway/archway.txt +2005-07-20.txt:00:37:35: <GregorR> Now, I may be going out on a limb, but it seems to me that you like the idea of non-textuality? :) +2005-07-27.txt:11:47:56: <Gs30ng> i'm obfuscated. i may give up turing completeness +2005-07-27.txt:12:51:46: <Gs30ng> that's right but i may add 5 times udage operation +2005-07-27.txt:23:29:30: <GregorR> graue: Does that actually run things? I may be thinking backwards... +2005-08-17.txt:00:25:22: <Gs30ng> i may be kicked +2005-11-07.txt:15:23:53: <graue> I'm looking for comments, since I may have stupidly left something out +2006-01-19.txt:23:29:13: <GregorR-L> If you grab 0.7 and provide me with the output to the test compilation, I may or may not be able to port it :P +2006-05-26.txt:17:27:15: <GregorR-W> I may have just forgetten -R2234:localhost:22 +2006-07-26.txt:19:32:54: <GregorR-W> If I knew how-t-f a hadamard transform worked, I may be able to pseudo-write something in QBF :P +2006-08-09.txt:17:47:40: <GregorR-W> I may retract that :P +2006-08-20.txt:22:02:11: <GregorR> And I may put it on merch if said merch has a bunch of 'em. +2006-08-24.txt:22:30:22: <GregorR-W> Arrogant: Not at the moment, I may add a syntax for it but I'm sort of out ot symbols XD +2006-09-01.txt:20:30:22: <GregorR-W> I think I may go with dup. +2006-10-14.txt:01:12:37: <GregorR-L> If it was just a bit messy, I may be inclined to clean it myself. If it's a total mess, feel free to make a branch ;) +2006-10-23.txt:23:16:29: <Asztal> Oops, I may have sent that twice. +2006-12-20.txt:05:15:37: <GregorR> OH ... I thought it was 'this', but I'm starting to think I may not have implemented that in dplof 8-X +2006-12-20.txt:05:15:49: <GregorR> Shoot ... I may have forgotten to put that in >_> +2007-03-15.txt:22:42:16: <GregorR> I haven't used that syntax in a while, I may be a bit off ;) +2007-03-26.txt:17:26:05: <ais523> My interpreter now does everything but GET and INPUT. INPUT's like gets() anyway, in that it's impossible to use without a chance of the user invoking undefined behaviour, so I may as well just program GET now. +2007-04-02.txt:20:26:59: <GregorR> :{ is a thick function, a function that the return will conclude at. A { is a thin function. I may be able to remove this distinction with my latest change, or not :) +2007-04-25.txt:02:54:35: <GregorR> I suppose I may have to *sigh* +2007-07-09.txt:21:39:32: <edwardk> if a type is unpointed then its always safe for me to evaluate it in a strict manner, this is actually more liberal than strictness analysis, because strictness says i need the answer, but in this case i say that i may not need the answer, but if you speculate and evaluate it +2007-08-02.txt:03:33:03: <bsmntbombdood> i may have to take another look at haskell +2007-08-02.txt:15:36:06: <asiekierka> I may do just 96kb ram +2007-08-02.txt:15:46:20: <asiekierka> i may... +2007-08-02.txt:19:32:25: <asiekierka> i may delete his brain +2007-08-10.txt:11:10:56: <asiekierka> i may send you the code +2007-08-18.txt:20:05:55: <ehird`> and preferably not mention Kajir directly - though i may relax this if a really good one is suggested +2007-09-21.txt:19:00:21: <GregorR> Because the alternative is to arbitrarily limit the grammars, and that's a bit tough to do. I may not use an NPDA if it turns out to be too bad. +2007-09-21.txt:22:34:43: <GregorR> For reasons I may never understand, my NPDA parser seems to be operating with linear complexity ... even though that's impossible. I need a more complex grammar :P +2007-09-21.txt:23:10:54: <GregorR> I may have even implemented that ;) +2007-09-22.txt:01:29:11: <edwardk> i'm currently lazy and side effect free, but i may revert to a pathological reduction rule i used to use that i like which is worst-case lazy or strict. whatever it wants to do. so you have to make sure all of your reductions are confluent. +2007-10-23.txt:23:39:46: <ehird1> ok, i may not know what the fuck i'm talking about +2007-11-04.txt:18:48:40: <ehird`> though i may change that +2007-11-04.txt:18:49:11: <ehird`> although, i may represent them as python lists [1,2,3] +2007-11-19.txt:22:55:38: <ehird`> i am not 4! Although I may be like the number 4. :P +2007-11-20.txt:17:22:52: <ehird`> i may not be right +2007-11-21.txt:16:07:01: <ais523> "I think Malbolge needs an update. I may write Visual M++ 2008 Extra Ultimate Edition if I'm feeling bored some weekend." +2007-11-21.txt:16:48:01: <GregorR> pikhq: OMG, that's so brilliant I may have to switch to EMACS :P +2007-11-21.txt:18:43:37: <ehird`> although admittedly i may be wrong having no idea what it means +2007-11-21.txt:19:48:29: <ais523> is the regex that I used (retyped, so I may have typoed) +2007-11-21.txt:19:56:57: <ehird`> since i may call "shoes" in a directory with a relative path +2007-11-21.txt:20:02:27: <ehird`> because I may do "notshoes /abs/path" +2007-11-22.txt:19:32:15: <bsmnt_bot> I may as well say hello too +2007-12-30.txt:22:25:12: <ehird`_> I may be totally wrong! :D +2008-01-10.txt:19:10:10: <ehird`> i may need some thinking to understand this +2008-01-16.txt:20:28:05: <Asztal> my web host give me one free registration per year, so I may as well get this one back. +2008-01-20.txt:18:58:44: <Geekthras> I tried 11 but I may have failed... +2008-01-25.txt:19:13:18: <ehird> (I may have to start my own reli^H^H^H^Hlanguage that's like haskell, BUT CRAZIER) +2008-02-04.txt:18:54:19: <ehird`> i may have to use the web archie +2008-02-05.txt:21:07:02: <ais523> I may have to get on with writing my Underload/Unlambda/Brainfuck hybrid lang +2008-02-06.txt:17:13:18: <ais523> yes, well I may as well write idiomatically given the existence of the language +2008-02-19.txt:19:56:12: <ais523> I may improve it at some point +2008-02-21.txt:20:36:51: <ais523> I remember reading something about an eager implementation of Y, though, I may have to look it up +2008-02-22.txt:01:32:28: <ehird> SOXP is not a main project. I may code some relatively interesting bits +2008-02-28.txt:18:17:53: <ehird`> i may make it reevaluate for the sake of better error messages +2008-02-28.txt:23:41:02: <ehird`> lament: I may rewrite it in Haskell. +2008-03-04.txt:21:53:46: <ais523> (that URL was retyped, so I may have got it wrong) +2008-03-06.txt:22:01:48: <AnMaster> actually once I get this working, I may do a C version +2008-03-07.txt:20:01:28: <AnMaster> got more time now, so I may rejoin +2008-03-08.txt:00:12:58: <ais523|sl_busy> luckily it doesn't say which drive is formatted, so as long as I have a floppy disk I may be alright +2008-03-11.txt:21:49:50: <AnMaster> I may have a off by one issue with ; +2008-03-12.txt:19:12:45: <AnMaster> I may need to replace hash array if it turns out to be bad, but the way I coded it replacing is easy +2008-03-14.txt:15:23:20: <AnMaster> oklofix, I may make some program that puts pastes on my gopher server +2008-03-14.txt:20:49:31: <AnMaster> and I may very well be wrong +2008-03-15.txt:17:46:15: <ais523> I may do at some point +2008-03-16.txt:22:53:21: <AnMaster> how, if I may ask, would the return statement look? +2008-03-17.txt:20:22:50: <ais523> I may implement it in C-INTERCAL some time soon, but I'd use the line number 1666 so as to use a line number already reserved for the compiler +2008-03-18.txt:15:59:15: <AnMaster> if not I may add a SCK6 ;) +2008-03-20.txt:12:12:07: <AnMaster> but just to prove that I'm mad I may do it +2008-03-20.txt:12:13:51: <AnMaster> anyway I may implement SGNL, not sure +2008-03-31.txt:16:50:43: <AnMaster> ais523, I may decide to depend on a working fork if you try to make it run on dos ;) +2008-03-31.txt:17:52:38: <AnMaster> ehird, well I may do MODE +2008-04-01.txt:21:48:40: <AnMaster> ais523, depends, I may use non _r stuff +2008-04-01.txt:22:08:20: <ais523> BTW, the CLC-INTERCAL maintainer gave me some clues on how to do an IRC client in CLC-INTERCAL, so I may have a go at that +2008-04-01.txt:22:52:03: <ais523> oh well, conversation seems to have died now, and it seems unlikely I'll get many more requests for help, bugfixes, etc. right now, so I may as well go home +2008-04-03.txt:14:15:04: <ais523> sounds like an interesting idea, I may install it +2008-04-03.txt:18:06:57: <AnMaster> oklopol, tell me when you are done, I may be afk +2008-04-04.txt:11:49:43: <AnMaster> Deewiant, I may get access to a solaris on ultrasparc system next week (or it may be freebsd on ultrasparc), plan to test it on it if I can +2008-04-04.txt:15:08:36: <ais523> AnMaster: it's not publically online, but as it lost I may as well paste it +2008-04-04.txt:18:17:47: <AnMaster> but if the source is available I may be able to do something based on it +2008-04-05.txt:15:54:52: <ais523> !ul (I may as well say hi too)S +2008-04-09.txt:11:54:33: <AnMaster> I may make such a fingerprint later, hmm.... +2008-04-11.txt:18:08:40: <ais523> AnMaster: I may have to do that in future +2008-04-12.txt:16:04:38: <AnMaster> then I may help writing some code +2008-04-16.txt:13:40:14: <AnMaster> I may totally wrong +2008-04-21.txt:12:57:21: <ais523> I may switch to that when I have the time +2008-04-21.txt:13:06:07: <ais523> and I may need to take action concerning them +2008-04-22.txt:03:57:03: <ehird> I may or may not be tired. +2008-04-23.txt:18:17:44: <ehird> also, i may suggest that you use more qw when generating perl code +2008-04-24.txt:18:22:54: <ais523> I may create a new user afterwards just to see what it looks like by default +2008-04-27.txt:00:28:28: <evincarofautumn> Each thread has only one associated attractor. I think I may not have made that clear. +2008-05-01.txt:16:57:10: <ehird> pikhq: It's kinda like anti-Christianity: pi may not be used anywhere if not given in full. +2008-05-01.txt:17:17:04: <ais523> ehird: I'm surprised there isn't a Perl entry, I think it's got a command to do that, but I may be wrong +2008-05-03.txt:15:53:52: <AnMaster> try ranting to ANSI maybe ;) +2008-05-03.txt:18:01:07: <AnMaster> however I suspect I may make no gc the default in future at some point +2008-05-06.txt:17:46:33: <ais523> it's really lousy, though, I may rewrite it in an esolang at some stage +2008-05-06.txt:20:20:49: <Deewiant> I may or may not have +2008-05-06.txt:20:48:25: <ais523> I may have transposed the map by mistake +2008-05-07.txt:20:28:36: <ais523> so all 8 commands are useful, and I may as well give them the names they have in BF +2008-05-07.txt:20:50:55: <ais523> I may have been added to www-data, but my instance of bash wasn't +2008-05-07.txt:22:56:29: <ais523> I may need to add a floating-point type +2008-05-08.txt:15:36:35: <ais523> I may even learn it at some point +2008-05-14.txt:14:50:11: <ehird> hmm, I may have to include the class body as a string +2008-05-15.txt:19:33:11: <AnMaster> kar8nga, well next week I may not be around +2008-05-15.txt:19:41:43: <AnMaster> also I may not be reachable next week +2008-05-16.txt:21:52:08: <GregorR> I think NT 4 predates '95 by a bit, I may be wrong. +2008-05-21.txt:16:20:32: <ehird> augur: i may have meant to #esoteric +2008-06-02.txt:21:57:35: <ais523> I may end up using it for unary operators, like Haskell does +2008-06-04.txt:19:55:07: <ais523> hmm... I may have to write an INTERCAL syntax highlighter for it +2008-06-05.txt:19:40:58: <tusho> i may or may not be the one known as ehird, pikhq +2008-06-14.txt:17:43:25: <ais523> and neither was I, I may have to leave in a bit +2008-06-15.txt:18:39:29: <tusho> i may be wrong. +2008-06-17.txt:17:22:05: <ais523> I may download it just to help them set the record +2008-06-19.txt:19:29:11: <ais523> I may end up having to reimplement it or something silly like that, that's how projects often go +2008-06-19.txt:23:15:31: <AnMaster> ais523, I may write an ebuild for c-intercal +2008-06-19.txt:23:18:19: <ais523> I may have to look into that +2008-06-23.txt:20:09:32: <AnMaster> I may not in future +2008-06-23.txt:22:11:05: <ais523> I may try that +2008-06-23.txt:22:21:51: <ais523> I may have one already as a test, let me check +2008-06-24.txt:15:51:14: <AnMaster> I may be wrong about that +2008-06-24.txt:20:35:12: <ais523> I may have to end up storing several +2008-06-24.txt:21:24:45: <AnMaster> I'm sure it would make stuff hard for you so I may not do it +2008-06-24.txt:22:04:29: <AnMaster> ais523, so when I'm here (I may be away tomorrow) are there any more cfunge questions? +2008-06-27.txt:14:47:22: <AnMaster> I may need it in the future, it would be a optional hook +2008-06-27.txt:14:51:54: <ais523> I may do that, it's in the spirit of the rest of the code +2008-06-29.txt:13:44:51: <AnMaster> oklopol, when python can be compiled to native machine code I may change opinion +2008-07-01.txt:16:46:12: <AnMaster> ais523, I may be wrong +2008-07-02.txt:00:30:41: <AnMaster> that day I may consider D +2008-07-02.txt:00:52:31: <AnMaster> well once tango is default and it is easy to set up I may consider D +2008-07-03.txt:17:14:33: <ais523> besides, it's possible that some day I may want the rest of C-INTERCAL to look at those flags for some reason +2008-07-03.txt:17:41:58: <ais523> besides CLC-INTERCAL has file I/O so I may end up implementing that at some point +2008-07-03.txt:20:00:38: <AnMaster> I may use genx later +2008-07-03.txt:21:05:48: <AnMaster> pikhq, once it works properly I may be interested +2008-07-03.txt:21:07:03: <AnMaster> once it works on x86_64 and is in portage I may be interested +2008-07-04.txt:18:11:34: <tusho> (I may just make it shell out to perl; dunno) +2008-07-05.txt:20:16:54: <AnMaster> Deewiant, well some I won't implement, and some I may implement later +2008-07-05.txt:20:56:06: <tusho> "yeah, I was on drugs when I wrote that" "I may or may not have been under the influence of halluciogenic effects when I wrote that message. Note that I don't support the use of drugs in any way or form" +2008-07-06.txt:17:27:08: <tusho> don't think OS X has a /dev/ file for audio though, I may be wrong +2008-07-07.txt:19:27:55: <AnMaster> but I may drop that +2008-07-07.txt:20:31:08: <AnMaster> Deewiant, implement TRDS in pure minifunge and I may be interested +2008-07-07.txt:21:58:16: <AnMaster> I may make some patches to fix valgrind issues if I have time +2008-07-07.txt:23:13:03: <ais523> I may have screwed up make's dependencies somewhere +2008-07-08.txt:16:26:06: <AnMaster> tusho, however I may not be a real man, if you define that as masochism +2008-07-09.txt:17:52:56: <ais523> it sounds like I may have to do a few fixes to the Windows build system... +2008-07-09.txt:17:53:25: <ais523> I may be able to guess based on those +2008-07-14.txt:22:01:33: <ais523> I think I may have an encryption key that's 000 somewhere +2008-07-15.txt:22:44:57: <ais523> I think I may have to restart writing the interp a third time +2008-07-16.txt:11:40:42: <AnMaster> hrrm I think ccbi may wrap on TOYS L +2008-07-16.txt:15:13:24: <AnMaster> tusho, well iirc it was BCT, but I may be wrong +2008-07-20.txt:19:37:36: <AnMaster> if you make no progress I may implement it myself +2008-07-20.txt:19:44:51: <AnMaster> pikhq, interesting, I may code a compiler to C code, could be fun +2008-07-22.txt:17:45:11: <AnMaster> I may get the full optimizing working later +2008-07-23.txt:18:32:32: <Deewiant> AnMaster: can't remember. it doesn't support many fingerprints (NULL and ROMA only IIRC) so I may not even have tested it. +2008-07-24.txt:21:28:59: <AnMaster> Deewiant, well yes I may fix the webui stuff tomorrow +2008-07-25.txt:20:15:43: <AnMaster> tusho, once it has micro typography I may consider xetex +2008-08-01.txt:00:57:40: <adu> so I may just have to think up some higher-order thing like Monads or something to deal with it cuz I want to write just "[True: 3, False: 4] False" == 4 +2008-08-04.txt:15:54:12: <AnMaster> so I may be hard to reach +2008-08-04.txt:15:55:59: <ais523> well, in that case I may end up calling a fingerprint apt://nethack to annoy people +2008-08-07.txt:16:11:15: <dogface_> I do have a set of ideas I call "Not the Tallest of Orders". I may implement them. +2008-08-08.txt:01:45:02: <dogface> Actually, I guess food isn't generally considered a type of prosthetic, so I may have to reconsider some things. +2008-08-08.txt:15:06:15: <asiekierka> i may +2008-08-08.txt:21:00:10: <AnMaster> MikeRiley, hrrm I may implement DATE, have still to track down that elusive t bug +2008-08-08.txt:21:24:15: <ais523> I may have to get tusho to finish making ESO usable in a hurry +2008-08-08.txt:21:29:18: <tusho> [21:24:16] <ais523> I may have to get tusho to finish making ESO usable in a hurry +2008-08-10.txt:12:04:22: <AnMaster> anyway I may or may not implement it +2008-08-11.txt:12:03:30: <asiekierka> also, i may make a support for a PS/2 keyboard slot +2008-08-12.txt:16:21:41: <asiekierka> i may make an interp for a different lang maybe +2008-08-12.txt:19:17:02: <AnMaster> that I may never implement +2008-08-13.txt:11:40:38: <AnMaster> I may have locked it up +2008-08-15.txt:17:07:34: <asiekierka> Then i may find a better server +2008-08-15.txt:21:13:46: <tusho> oklopol: Uh, I may have pilfered a few samples. :P +2008-08-15.txt:21:19:10: <ais523> and yes, I know what I meant, but seeing as I'm an electronic engineer (in training) I may as well show off when a question in my field actually comes up, which is rarely +2008-08-17.txt:07:47:38: <asiekierka> i may do a Screebles Game +2008-08-18.txt:17:33:12: <asiekierka> i think i may know +2008-08-19.txt:21:27:54: <AnMaster> MikeRiley, but I may make a variant that allows blocking just one IP (somewhat like SCKE) +2008-08-20.txt:17:26:20: <AnMaster> Deewiant, well I may be logged in on gmail still +2008-08-21.txt:18:01:53: <AnMaster> Deewiant, well I may not implement it of course +2008-08-22.txt:15:02:55: <AnMaster> or I may remember that wrong +2008-08-24.txt:16:59:41: <AnMaster> well if you made a debugger for it, then I may also implement it +2008-08-24.txt:19:43:39: <AnMaster> hm I may implement SCKE only +2008-08-30.txt:18:38:48: <tusho> AnMaster. i may be 13. +2008-08-30.txt:19:50:05: <AnMaster> funktio, not sure, I may remember wrong +2008-09-01.txt:20:35:46: <ais523> easy enough to fix though, so I may as well +2008-09-01.txt:21:07:56: <AnMaster> ais523, I may have a m4 macro to check if an option is supported +2008-09-02.txt:21:43:25: <AnMaster> then I may answer +2008-09-02.txt:21:51:39: <ais523> AnMaster: I may have been sarcastic over my past few comments +2008-09-04.txt:12:48:21: <ais523> incidentally, I think I may be writing the world's first linker that's written in Perl and uses regexen for just about everything +2008-09-04.txt:13:38:46: <ais523> well, I do to some extent, I don't like offending prudes because I may need favours from them later +2008-09-07.txt:17:39:41: <AnMaster> Deewiant, ok, I may have a non-recent version here +2008-09-07.txt:17:40:04: <tusho> So. Anyone want to sway my domain choice from tusho.net? (.net is effectively general like .com but .com looks bad for a personal site to me, .org is kind of correct but 1. i may wanna sell somethign on there that I made at some point..dunno what 2. i'm not an organization 3. the g dangling looks weird compared to the tusho, and .name looks kinda weird as in "tusho.name" - it's the "correct" one to use, but I don't like how "name" is as big as "tusho" when "t +2008-09-07.txt:17:40:37: <tusho> So. Anyone want to sway my domain choice from tusho.net? (.net is effectively general like .com but .com looks bad for a personal site to me, .org is kind of correct but 1. i may wanna sell somethign on there that I made at some point..dunno what 2. i'm not an organization 3. the g dangling looks weird compared to the tusho, and .name looks kinda weird as in "tusho.name" - it's the "correct" one to use, but I don't like how "name" is as big as "tusho" when "t +2008-09-07.txt:17:42:10: <tusho> So. Anyone want to sway my domain choice from tusho.net? (.net is effectively general like .com but .com looks bad for a personal site to me, .org is kind of correct but 1. i may wanna sell somethign on there that I made at some point..dunno what 2. i'm not an organization 3. the g dangling looks weird compared to the tusho, and .name looks kinda weird as in "tusho.name" - it's the "correct" one to use, but I don't like how "name" is as big as "tusho" when +2008-09-07.txt:17:42:12: <tusho> So. Anyone want to sway my domain choice from tusho.net? (.net is effectively general like .com but .com looks bad for a personal site to me, .org is kind of correct but 1. i may wanna sell somethign on there that I made at some point..dunno what 2. i'm not an organization 3. the g dangling looks weird compared to the tusho, and .name looks kinda weird as in "tusho.name" - it's the "correct" one to use, but I don't like how "name" is as big as "tusho" when +2008-09-08.txt:22:46:43: <ais523> and if we're going that root I may as well just port Linux and have done with it +2008-09-11.txt:19:22:25: <AnMaster> tusho, I may actually implement that, probably not, but I don't rule out the possibility +2008-09-12.txt:16:07:08: <ais523> well I'm not using libtool yet, but I may do at some point, it makes sense for libick.a to really be libick.so +2008-09-12.txt:16:13:57: <AnMaster> /opt is also for package manager, but I may use it if I have to, since you can do one directory for the program that way, but it has the downside of library search path again +2008-09-12.txt:16:20:17: <AnMaster> and if I find it useful I may put it in the PATH +2008-09-15.txt:15:22:49: <AnMaster> otherwise I may just use the long one +2008-09-15.txt:20:15:08: <ais523> I may have to research a fixed setjmp-by-hand +2008-09-18.txt:21:35:20: <AnMaster> ais523, well I may do both +2008-09-19.txt:22:26:45: <AnMaster> actually I may have a webcam around +2008-09-20.txt:18:08:44: <ais523> but I may as well if it leads to better code +2008-09-20.txt:19:27:15: <ais523> I may go soon, just because I need something to drink +2008-09-22.txt:19:01:35: <ais523> well, I may write the bytecode version some time in which the program is stored in the same memory as the data +2008-09-22.txt:21:51:35: <ais523> I may have to move to another one after a year or so anyway +2008-09-23.txt:16:04:33: <tusho> i think i may need a new chair +2008-09-23.txt:18:15:19: <AnMaster> but I may be wrong since you failed to explain how feather actually works ;P +2008-09-23.txt:20:15:21: <AnMaster> tusho, I may not have the money +2008-09-29.txt:14:37:31: <ais523> hmm... if I have time, I may help +2008-09-29.txt:16:19:19: <ais523> so by analysing BFBASIC to see how it generates code I may have a shot at decompiling Lost Kingdoms +2008-09-30.txt:14:23:50: <ais523> nobody's going to see this line anyway, probably, so I may as well write whatever I like +2008-10-02.txt:22:46:43: <AnMaster> ais523, well it is reasonable since int should be word size iirc? However I may be wrong +2008-10-03.txt:13:35:33: <ehird> ais523: you still haven't named it, i may have heard of it in the back of my mind :-) +2008-10-03.txt:13:54:21: <AnMaster> oerjan, I think "ör" in Swedish have something to do with fishing, though I may very well be confusing it with some similar word. Fishing never really interested me +2008-10-07.txt:16:59:12: <ais523> I may manage to generalise it some day +2008-10-08.txt:16:39:02: <asiekierka> I think i may do a input command, just for the sake of making an Underload bot +2008-10-08.txt:17:40:58: <asiekierka> I may do an esolang... maybe. Should i? +2008-10-09.txt:20:30:22: <asiekierka> Taxi may be good +2008-10-09.txt:20:34:31: <AnMaster> asiekierka, well Taxi maybe +2008-10-10.txt:19:31:56: <asiekierka> I may see it +2008-10-11.txt:09:47:27: <asiekierka> If i'll have problems, i may +2008-10-11.txt:11:01:37: <asiekierka> And then, i may show the world the first Taxi bo +2008-10-11.txt:11:28:25: <asiekierka> i may make a RUBE II bot +2008-10-13.txt:18:57:37: <ais523> so I may make a batch file to use it correctly +2008-10-15.txt:16:50:08: <ais523> fizzie: good to know, I may fix them at some point +2008-10-16.txt:22:07:14: <AnMaster> ab5tract, in a sec I may be asleep +2008-10-17.txt:13:56:16: <AnMaster> ehird, feel free to work out a sensible way for how they interact then, I may even use it +2008-10-17.txt:18:39:39: <AnMaster> ais523, actually I think I may have forgot a meta +2008-10-21.txt:13:13:13: <GregorR> Well, it's a joint research project with IBM so I may not be able to say more. +2008-10-22.txt:15:26:11: <asiekierka> Anyway, I may write some other esolangs +2008-10-22.txt:18:05:35: <asiekierka> Hm. If i knew what 3-sat is, i MAY have found it interesting +2008-10-22.txt:18:21:37: <asiekierka> i may go off for a sec again too +2008-10-24.txt:11:13:23: <AnMaster> I *think* I may have a working solution to the issue with funge space bounds updates +2008-10-27.txt:19:49:23: <AnMaster> well I'll check later, for now I got to move a few computers around, I may lose connection shortly (or it may work without dropping the connection) +2008-10-29.txt:22:25:55: <AnMaster> fizzie, I may have forgotten +2008-10-30.txt:18:50:16: <AnMaster> GregorR, I may use jsmips +2008-11-04.txt:19:32:52: <AnMaster> ehird, ah I think I may have had a look at their website once before +2008-11-05.txt:20:57:08: <AnMaster> I think I may need to restart router +2008-11-06.txt:03:41:25: <GregorR> I'm not playing your game, and as such I am not following your rules. Since I am not following your rules, I may object to anything you say for any reason. Since I'm not playing by your rules, my objections have no bearing on anything. +2008-11-06.txt:19:46:17: <AnMaster> whoo I shaved another 0.10 seconds of mycology run time in cfunge. I think I may do even better +2008-11-09.txt:16:51:44: <AnMaster> I may have misunderstood that page, but... +2008-11-11.txt:21:35:33: <AnMaster> ais523, anyway I may use other stuff from librt at some point +2008-11-13.txt:14:37:40: <AnMaster> I may be able to help +2008-11-17.txt:19:13:13: <AnMaster> I may make patches :P +2008-11-17.txt:23:10:10: <AnMaster> ais523, I may not be able to trigger a case where it fails at runtime +2008-11-22.txt:16:41:20: <AnMaster> I may do that later +2008-11-27.txt:20:21:05: <AnMaster> iirc he went way way off topic in a bad way a bit ago, I may unignore next week +2008-11-27.txt:20:30:16: <ehird> 12:21:05 <AnMaster> iirc he went way way off topic in a bad way a bit ago, I may unignore next week +2008-12-04.txt:17:13:49: <ais523> Slereah: I may be happier with Flash once there's an alternative implementation that isn't the biggest cross-platform security hole in existence +2008-12-16.txt:21:27:04: <AnMaster> note I may ask the same question elsewhere, and what I will decide may be based on several sources +2008-12-20.txt:15:19:59: <ehird> so I'm thinking how to solve it d) with some build system flag or something that I may have missed +2008-12-20.txt:22:41:02: <AnMaster> Deewiant, oh and I believe ccbi may be invoking UD there +2008-12-29.txt:20:04:52: <Asztal> I may write my website in befunge. +2008-12-30.txt:16:47:37: <AnMaster> ehird, err I think it ends up as __builtin_typeof, but I may be wrong +2008-12-30.txt:16:47:59: <AnMaster> but I may be wrong +2009-01-01.txt:19:33:36: <AnMaster> what one if I may ask? :) +2009-01-04.txt:16:24:16: <ais523> although I may try when I get home +2009-01-06.txt:21:36:09: <AnMaster> ais523, just about half an hour ago I was looking for something like "diff36", that is like diff takes 2 files diff3 takes 3 files, even better would be a diffn. I solved the issue in another way, but do you know any software which can diff n files? I may write my own one for the future if not +2009-01-07.txt:09:25:49: <AnMaster> that may be C99 or I may be wrong +2009-01-07.txt:18:46:57: <AnMaster> when I get a dual core system I may reconsider it +2009-01-07.txt:22:11:54: <AnMaster> ehird, I may try to make it more portable this weekend +2009-01-09.txt:17:33:25: <AnMaster> iirc there is some llvm thing for haskell for example, but I may remember wrong +2009-01-13.txt:18:32:02: <AnMaster> note I may not implement it +2009-01-18.txt:22:42:23: <ais523> AnMaster: I may have used the wrong option +2009-01-19.txt:22:48:46: <ehird> I may be wrong. +2009-01-21.txt:21:20:06: <ehird> I may have to give in to my inner vandal... +2009-01-21.txt:21:28:37: <ehird> I may or may not be forgetful <_________< +2009-01-22.txt:13:05:06: <ehird> hmm I think I may be mixing you up with someone else +2009-01-28.txt:10:12:12: <ais523> but I may try later today +2009-02-02.txt:15:22:44: <ais523> I may do just that +2009-02-06.txt:21:46:55: <ehird_> i may just +2009-02-07.txt:18:54:08: <ais523> I may do, although not yet +2009-02-08.txt:14:57:21: <ehird> <kerlo> I have returned so that I may confess a sin in ##sl4. +2009-02-14.txt:15:02:48: <ehird> I may be incorrect, but I haven't seen a good argument why. +2009-02-14.txt:19:43:03: <ehird> "I've accumulated ideas for a short libertarian comic strip, and I am looking for an artist to illustrate them. If I can't find one, I may buy myself a tablet and try to draw my own stick-figure comic strip..." +2009-02-21.txt:15:27:55: <ais523> maybe, but if I can establish a stronger result I may as well +2009-02-22.txt:15:11:33: <ehird> I may be imagining things +2009-02-27.txt:16:12:44: <AnMaster> ais523, well as an optimised alternative: sure, I may. But it's tricky +2009-03-01.txt:18:58:09: <AnMaster> so I may have experienced more than average English food +2009-03-05.txt:16:21:18: <ais523> only one comment, I may as well copy it here +2009-03-05.txt:18:26:13: <AnMaster> ais523, oh and erlang seems more useful in "real world". I mean from what I understood, and I may be wrong, Prolog is a bit like Scheme: both languages are very nice and such, but aren't very easy to use for anything practical. +2009-03-05.txt:19:02:52: <AnMaster> I may be wrong +2009-03-05.txt:19:06:17: <AnMaster> ehird, for example I read recently there are some type faces optimised for people who are dyslectics. I don't think lucida grande is, but I may be wrong +2009-03-07.txt:15:59:47: <asiekierka> I may find the logs from the day DOBELA was discussed on my PC +2009-03-07.txt:17:49:11: <ehird> I may write False->asm, why not. +2009-03-08.txt:05:06:30: <bsmntbombdood> oh wait, i think i may have something +2009-03-08.txt:13:00:39: <AnMaster> I may be wrong, but it seems like that to me +2009-03-08.txt:18:30:31: <AnMaster> ais523, iirc it is something quite like C loops. But I may misremember +2009-03-09.txt:19:03:20: <asiekierk> Or i may know why +2009-03-10.txt:16:34:51: <AnMaster> but I may misremember that +2009-03-11.txt:18:32:24: <AnMaster> but I may misremember +2009-03-11.txt:18:33:15: <AnMaster> ais523, well I may misremember, and it may have 9 V or such then for programming? +2009-03-13.txt:18:01:14: <AnMaster> ehird, I'm pretty sure I have seen opentype on OS X though... I may be wrong +2009-03-13.txt:21:59:57: <AnMaster> Also I may be reading the branch profiling info wrong. But this *does* seem to be the case. +2009-03-17.txt:20:31:08: <ehird> I may write a GTK/Qt interface if I feel like it sometime; or someone else could. +2009-03-19.txt:16:12:13: <ehird> hmm... I wonder who runs nethack in emacs; I wonder so that I may whack them +2009-03-20.txt:17:44:19: <asiekierka> But I may find something +[too many lines; stopping]
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.8693 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,47 @@ +2011-03-10.txt:21:12:34: -!- treederwright has joined #esoteric. +2011-03-10.txt:21:12:42: <treederwright> is this a esoteric room +2011-03-10.txt:21:13:22: <elliott> treederwright: http://esolangs.org/ has more on our mystical order. +2011-03-10.txt:21:13:56: <treederwright> im new here, but i am a member of esoteric orders +2011-03-10.txt:21:14:12: <treederwright> is anyone here rosicrucian? +2011-03-10.txt:21:14:21: <treederwright> or a member of the tradition of the temple +2011-03-10.txt:21:14:24: <elliott> treederwright: BAHAHAHA! Of course! +2011-03-10.txt:21:14:24: <Phantom_Hoover> treederwright, sure, I'll be one. +2011-03-10.txt:21:14:36: <pikhq> treederwright: Doubtful; this is esoteric in the sense of esoteric programming languages, not in the sense of esotericism. +2011-03-10.txt:21:15:37: <treederwright> im in the wrong area +2011-03-10.txt:21:15:42: <treederwright> this is for computer stuff +2011-03-10.txt:21:15:45: <elliott> treederwright: Incorrect. +2011-03-10.txt:21:15:53: <Phantom_Hoover> treederwright, computer esoterica! +2011-03-10.txt:21:16:03: <treederwright> lol +2011-03-10.txt:21:16:05: <oerjan> treederwright: sadly we've never found a better irc channel to point people like you to +2011-03-10.txt:21:16:29: <treederwright> i am just amazed at your funniness +2011-03-10.txt:21:16:42: <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-10.txt:21:16:47: <elliott> `addquote <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-10.txt:21:17:08: <Phantom_Hoover> treederwright, what're the dimensions of the matrix of solidity? +2011-03-10.txt:21:17:51: <oklopol> treederwright: the determinant of my matrix is 0 :< +2011-03-10.txt:21:18:10: -!- treederwright has parted #esoteric (?). +2011-03-10.txt:22:19:03: <elliott> `addquote <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-10.txt:22:22:28: <elliott> `addquote <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-10.txt:22:22:29: <HackEgo> 330) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-10.txt:22:22:41: <elliott> Twiddle: really i want to quote the entire treederwright exchange, but :) +2011-04-08.txt:22:25:05: <HackEgo> 330) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-04-08.txt:22:26:10: <elliott> 13:17:08 <Phantom_Hoover> treederwright, what're the dimensions of the matrix of solidity? +2011-05-15.txt:19:32:48: <HackEgo> ​329) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-05-16.txt:16:57:38: <HackEgo> ​329) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-05-18.txt:20:14:57: <HackEgo> ​329) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-10-19.txt:19:14:01: <HackEgo> 316) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-11-03.txt:18:46:53: <HackEgo> 303) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-11-10.txt:11:01:34: <HackEgo> 303) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-11-10.txt:22:50:07: <HackEgo> 301) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-12-11.txt:22:58:11: <HackEgo> 299) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-12-11.txt:23:22:40: <elliott> 2011-03-10.txt:22:22:29: <HackEgo> 330) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-12-24.txt:01:18:49: <HackEgo> 299) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2012-01-04.txt:20:09:16: <HackEgo> 299) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2012-01-04.txt:20:09:38: <elliott> we, on IRC, were closed-minded; treederwright enlightened us as to the matrix of solidity we are locked within +2012-02-12.txt:23:46:04: <HackEgo> 80) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. \ 259) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. \ 296) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity \ 708) <Phantom__Hoover> +2012-02-16.txt:19:48:47: <HackEgo> 296) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2012-02-16.txt:19:50:34: <HackEgo> 296) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2012-02-21.txt:19:46:48: <HackEgo> 296) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2012-02-21.txt:20:04:38: <olsner> who is/was treederwright? +2012-02-21.txt:20:05:12: <PiRSquared17> `quote treederwright +2012-02-21.txt:20:05:15: <HackEgo> 296) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2012-02-21.txt:20:11:28: <Gregor> `pastelogs treederwright
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.8724 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +TERM=linux +http_proxy=http://127.0.0.1:3128 +initrd=/usr/bin/../lib/umlbox/umlbox-initrd.gz +HACKENV=/hackenv +mem=256M +PATH=/hackenv/bin:/opt/python27/bin:/opt/ghc/bin:/usr/bin:/bin +PWD=/hackenv +SHLVL=2 +HOME=/ +_=/usr/bin/env
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.8845 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,56 @@ +I'd crawl over an acre of 'Visual This++' and 'Integrated Development +That' to get to gcc, Emacs, and gdb. Thank you. + -- Vance Petree, Virginia Power +----- + ........ + ;::;;::;, + ;::;;::;;, + ;;:::;;::;;, + .vnmmnv%vnmnv%,.;;;:::;;::;;, .,vnmnv%vnmnv, + vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmnv%;;;;;;;%nmmmnv%vnmmnv%vnmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%;:;%nmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmm;mmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmm;mmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv, + vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmm;' mmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmm;' mmnv%vnmmmnv%vnmmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vn;; mmmmnv%vnmmmmmm;; nv%vnmmmmnv%vnmmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%v;; mmmnv%vnmmmmm;; v%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmm;; mmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmm;; mmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmmm nv%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv;, mmmmmmmmmmmmnv%vn;mmmmmnv%vnmmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmmm nv%vnmmmmmmmmmnv%;nmmmmmmmmmmmnv%vn; mmmmmnv%vnmmmnv + `vnmmnv%vnmmmm, v%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmmnv%v; mmmmnv%vnnmmnv' + vnmmnv%vnmmmm;, %vnmmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmmnv%;' mmmnv%vnmmmmnv + vnmmnv%vnmmmm;;, nmmm;' mmmm;;' mmmnv%vnmmmmnv' + `vnmmnv%vnmmmmm;;,. mmnv%v;, mmmmnv%vnmmmmnv' + `vnmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmnv' + `vnmvn%vnmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmmmnv%vnmmmnv' + `vn%vnmmmmmmn%:%vnmnmmmmnv%vnmmmnv%:%vnmmnv%vnmnv' +----- +"All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific." + -- Jane Wagner +----- +Do you guys know what you're doing, or are you just hacking? +----- +It is equally bad when one speeds on the guest unwilling to go, and when he +holds back one who is hastening. Rather one should befriend the guest who +is there, but speed him when he wishes. + -- Homer, "The Odyssey" + + [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when + referring to scheduling.] +----- +I would rather be a serf in a poor man's house and be above ground than +reign among the dead. + -- Achilles, "The Odessey", XI, 489-91 +----- +Benny Hill: Would you like a peanut? +Girl: No, thank you, I don't want to be under obligation. +Benny Hill: You won't be under obligation for a peanut. + It's not as if it were a chocolate bar or something. +----- +Cúmulo do equilíbrio: fazer sexo em pé numa rede. +----- +Blore's Razor: + Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier. +-----
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.9081 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,50 @@ +2006-08-02.txt:22:15:39: <GregorR-W> $ which ghc +2006-08-02.txt:22:15:41: <GregorR-W> /usr/bin/ghc +2007-10-27.txt:22:41:53: <GregorR> Can't other Haskells run/compile GHC? +2009-02-16.txt:23:15:31: <GregorR> "Eighch" is spelled "eighch" +2009-05-15.txt:21:58:20: <GregorR-L> !sh ghc +2009-05-21.txt:05:19:53: <GregorR-L> ghci is GHC /interactive/, not GHC /interpreter/ :P +2009-05-21.txt:11:04:52: <oerjan> <GregorR-L> ghci is GHC /interactive/, not GHC /interpreter/ :P +2009-06-15.txt:17:33:48: <GregorR-L> Oh yeah, I never got Haskell working, because GHC was unfriendly. +2009-06-23.txt:03:17:02: <GregorR> It was easier than calling ghc and then running the resultant binary manually, although that also worked. +2009-06-23.txt:03:26:17: <GregorR> (The original author of hugs endorses GHC in his Haskell class. True story, I was there, lawl :P ) +2009-06-26.txt:01:03:59: <GregorR> `run ghc 2>&1 +2010-08-04.txt:18:15:39: <Gregor-P> Uh, pretty sure !haskell IS ghci +2010-10-18.txt:05:51:22: <Gregor> Is Codu frozen upgrading GHC? :P +2010-10-29.txt:02:39:43: <Gregor> elliott: I haven't but I have lots and lots of other things to do. Also, GHC wasn't DEVELOPED at MSR, it was folded into MSR. +2010-12-08.txt:00:14:29: <Gregor> elliott: The loader can't verify the correctness of a compiled GHC binary. +2010-12-24.txt:00:36:55: <Gregor> I wouldn't be surprised if GHC can't even make static executables (without some hacking) +2011-08-19.txt:13:38:59: <Gregor> `fetch http://www.haskell.org/ghc/dist/6.2.2/ghc-6.2.2-i386-unknown-linux.tar.bz2 +2011-08-19.txt:13:39:23: <Gregor> elliott_: I just typed "GHC binaries" into Google 8-D +2011-08-19.txt:13:44:06: <Gregor> Maybe I'll just install GHC :P +2011-08-19.txt:13:48:59: <Gregor> # find . -name ghc | xargs file +2011-08-19.txt:13:49:00: <Gregor> ./ghc: directory +2011-08-19.txt:13:49:00: <Gregor> ./driver/ghc: directory +2011-08-19.txt:13:49:00: <Gregor> ./compiler/stage2/doc/html/ghc: directory +2011-08-19.txt:13:57:21: <Gregor> `ghc +2011-08-19.txt:13:57:44: <Gregor> `which ghc +2011-08-23.txt:16:07:37: <Gregor> Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah compiled GHC programs don't depend on a libghc.lol +2011-08-23.txt:16:09:25: <Gregor> Deewiant: Well, they're not /fully/ statically linked, just the GHC parts are. +2011-08-23.txt:16:10:08: <Gregor> I can't find a ghc -no-really-static-not-just-libghc-static +2011-08-23.txt:16:13:49: <Gregor> ghc --make -O2 -optl-static -optl-lpthread tantrum.hs +2011-08-23.txt:17:57:32: <elliott> 16:07:37: <Gregor> Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah compiled GHC programs don't depend on a libghc.lol +2011-08-23.txt:17:57:51: <elliott> 16:09:25: <Gregor> Deewiant: Well, they're not /fully/ statically linked, just the GHC parts are. +2011-08-23.txt:17:58:12: <elliott> 16:13:49: <Gregor> ghc --make -O2 -optl-static -optl-lpthread tantrum.hs +2011-09-13.txt:22:11:43: <Gregor> `addquote <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +2011-09-15.txt:04:03:42: <Gregor> Wasn't I only asked to so that you could go on a ridiculous foolhearted quest to build GHC? +2011-10-14.txt:03:26:09: <Gregor> `ghc +2011-11-25.txt:00:55:45: <Gregor> elliott: runghc replaced. +2011-11-25.txt:00:56:37: <Gregor> *lambdabot* elliott said 21h 44m 48s ago: Replace HackEgo's runghc with http://sprunge.us/AYIK, thx (avoids really expensive optimisation, useless temporary file) +2011-12-17.txt:00:40:29: <Gregor> !sh ls /opt/ghc +2011-12-17.txt:00:41:11: <Gregor> !sh ls /opt/ghc +2011-12-25.txt:16:40:53: <Gregor> !sh ls /opt/ghc +2011-12-25.txt:16:41:08: <Gregor> !sh ls /opt/ghc/bin +2011-12-25.txt:16:41:39: <Gregor> !sh ls /opt/ghc | fmt +2011-12-25.txt:16:41:43: <Gregor> !sh ls /opt/ghc/bin | fmt +2011-12-25.txt:16:44:25: <Gregor> !sh ls /opt/ghc +2011-12-25.txt:16:44:28: <Gregor> !sh ls /opt/ghc/bin +2012-08-29.txt:00:20:41: <Gregor> I removed ghc because it was friggin' enormous +2012-08-29.txt:00:25:42: <Gregor> However, I had ghc installed to /opt/ghc +2012-08-29.txt:00:25:49: <Gregor> So, y'know, rm -rf /opt/ghc +2012-09-16.txt:02:29:13: <oerjan> `pastelogs <gregor.*ghc +2012-09-16.txt:02:29:52: <oerjan> `pastelogs <gregor.*ghc
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.9119 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,735 @@ +<Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +<Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +<Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +<AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +<Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +<Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +<oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +<SimonRC> TODO: sex life +<Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +<reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +<Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +<fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +<Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +<pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +<fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +<oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. +<FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +<fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +<bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +<oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +<ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +<Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +<ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +<ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +<zzo38> I am not on the moon. +<ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +<oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +<ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +<oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +<lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +<Dylan> kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? +<oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +<ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +<mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +<Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +<fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +<ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +<Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +<Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +<Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +<Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +<pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +<GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +<oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +<ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +<GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +<apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +<Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +<apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +<Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +<Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +<apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +<Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +<Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +<oklopol> hmm, this is hard +<oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +<oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +<Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +* oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +<fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +<fax> im the worst person in the world +<fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +<fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +<oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +<coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +<Madelon> I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 <Madelon> not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> +<oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +<AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +<ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +<Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +<Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! +<Warrigal> What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? <apollo> Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +<@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +<Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +<Eeyore> I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +<Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +<fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +[Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +<Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +<Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +<MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +<virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +<Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +<dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +<Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +<scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +<ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +<ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +<fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +<songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +<Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +<Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +<vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +<Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +<ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +<Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +<ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +<Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> +<Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +<AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +* Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +<fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +<Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +<fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +<Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +<soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +<alise> use "grep --crazy" +* augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| +<oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +<fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +<DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +<Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +<oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +<alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +<pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +<Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +<fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +<fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +<fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +<fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +<fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +<AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +<alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +<coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +<oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +<coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +<Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +<Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +* Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +<oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +<AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +<ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +<CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +<fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +<fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +<fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +<zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +<ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +<Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related. +<cheater99> incest is best +<ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +<Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +(in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +<alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +<Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +<Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +<pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +<AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +<nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +<fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +* Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +<cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +<alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +<oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +<ais523> it was too difficult +<Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +<ais523> you should be eating corpses more +<fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +<fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +<fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +<alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +<oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right +<cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +<alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +<alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +<fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +<Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +<pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +<oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +<benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +<fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) +<Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +<Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +<Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +<Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +<alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +<calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +<catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +<oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +<fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +<fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +<fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +<zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +<fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +<ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +* Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +[spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +<oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +<fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +<cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +<Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +<Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +<Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +<olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +<pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +<oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +<ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +<Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +<Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead +<Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +<elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +<elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +<Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +<tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +<Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +<Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +<Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +<tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +* pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +<pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +<Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +<elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +<Sgeo> My quotes are boring +<elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +<l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +<ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +"Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +<fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +<Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +<zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +<oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +* oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +<zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +<zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +<elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +<Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +<fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +<elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +<Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +<j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +<Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +<quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +<asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +<elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +[CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +<elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +<ais523> yay CDE +<oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +<oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +<oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +<nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +[on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +<nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +<elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +<Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +<j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +* quintopia sits on gregor +<Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +<fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +<nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +<locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +<A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +<Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +<zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +<ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +<oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +<quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +<olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +<elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now! +<Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +<Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +<Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +<ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +<Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +<xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +<oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +[on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +<ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +<Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +<fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +<Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +<Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +<fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +<zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +<elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +[on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +<nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +<fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +* yorick has quit (K-Lined) +<zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +<ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +<elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +<oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +<elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +<oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +* elliott injects coke into his testicles +<zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +<oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +<Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +<zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +<treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +<oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +<fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +<Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +<tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +<fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +<Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +* Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +<cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +<fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +<fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +<oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +<zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +<zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +<catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +<olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +<elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +<ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +<ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +<Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +<olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +<Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +<cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +<tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +[After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +<Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +<zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +<oklopol> i'm really sleep +<Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +<lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +<Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +<monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +<oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +<Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +<zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +<oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +<zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +<elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +<elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +<Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +<Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +<Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +<crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +<oklopol> i actually do like sucking +<zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +<oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +<pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +<ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +<oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +<oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +<elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +<crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +<crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +<elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME +<crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +<crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +<tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +<olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +<crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +<crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +<Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +<Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +<Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +<zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +<elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +<Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +<elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +<Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +[on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +[on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +<Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +<elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +<augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +<monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +<Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +<cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +<monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +<cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +<Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +<elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +<ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +<ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +<oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +<ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +<ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +<zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +<zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +<olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +<elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +<CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +<Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +<Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +<GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +<Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +<elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +<pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +<fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +<fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +<Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +<EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +<zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +<Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +<oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +<zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +<oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +<oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +[after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +<ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +<monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +<Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +<Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +<oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +<Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +<oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +[on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +<oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +[on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +<oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +<oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +<elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +<elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +<olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +<elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +<Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +* perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +<Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +<coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +<ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +<Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +<Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +<Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +<zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +<olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +<oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +<elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +<Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +<elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right! +<Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +<elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +<oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +<oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +<NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +<Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +<d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +<Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +<Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +<ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +<oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +<Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +<Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +<oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +<tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +<monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +<ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +* Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +<Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +<oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +<oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +<Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +<oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +<fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +<fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +<fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +<Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +<SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +* Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +<augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +<oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +<fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +<Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +<Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +<oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +<NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +<itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +<oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +<ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +<Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +<fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +<Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +<Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +<oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +<Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +<Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +<NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +<fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +<elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +<elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +<Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +<elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +<Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +<monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +<Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +<ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +<NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +<elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +<zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +<itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +<monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +<itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +<NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +<itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +<itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +<Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +<monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +<fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +[2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +<Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +<Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +<Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +<zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +<ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +<Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +<monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +<pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +<Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +<oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +<Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +<Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +<fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +<MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +<fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +<fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +<Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +<Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +<Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +<Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +<Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +<NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +<ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +<fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +<itidus20> what i mean by afk is <itidus20> i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +<itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +<ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +<oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +<Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +<monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +<Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +<Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +<zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +<elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +<itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +<itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +<zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +<itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +<itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +<itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +<elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +<elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +<Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +<Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +<Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +<ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +<itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +<elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +<Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +<oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +<Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +<evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +<monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +<Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +<itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +<fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +<monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +<monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +<monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +<monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +<Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +<Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +<Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +<fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +<fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +<monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +<NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +<elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +<Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +<zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +<elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +<Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +<fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +<Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +<Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +<Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +<fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +<Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +<Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +<Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +<Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +<CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +<oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +<Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +<elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +<fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +<elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +<Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +<Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +<elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +<fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +<itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +<fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +<fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +<ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +<Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +<Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +<ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +<Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +<Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +<itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +<Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +<elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +<monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +<fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +<oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +<Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +<elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +[from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +<monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +<itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +<Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +<Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +<shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +<Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +<Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +<elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +<elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +<fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +<Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +<Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +<tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +<myndzi> lol :( +<Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +<hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +<Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +<oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr +<ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +<ais523> it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +<elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +<Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +<Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +<monqy> i agree with elliott +<monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +<ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +<fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +<fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +<fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +<ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +<Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +<itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +<fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +<zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +<olsner> I think stealing is more appropriate +<oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +<Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +<oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +<oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +<fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +<fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +<fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +[in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +<CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +<monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +<fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +<Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +<Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +<monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +<fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +<shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +<oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +<Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +<elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +(Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +<Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +<Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +<HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +<elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +<fizzie> It's missing the "bear scat showing a diet of prime numbers" picture. +<Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +<fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +<Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +<Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +<coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +<Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +<yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +<ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +<oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +<oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +<kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +<elliott> Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. +<monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +<Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +<fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +<Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +<zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +<zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +<Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +<ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +<Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +<Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +<Sgeo|web> ...Overlapping? +<ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +<oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +<Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +<ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +<Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +<shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +<fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +<Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +<Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +<twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +<Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +<Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +<Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +<Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +<ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +* Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +<QuickDirtyOS> Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS +<elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +<elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +<shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +<ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +<shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +<olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +<CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +* oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +<fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +<Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +<Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +<oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +<oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +<fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +<oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +<copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +<CakeProphet> I like category theory because when you get over how damn weird it is it's still weird. +<ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +<oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +<Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +<monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one"
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(For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) +2012-07-04.txt:05:42:31: <Dovregubben> oh, I don't know any esoteric programming languages +2012-07-04.txt:05:42:45: <Dovregubben> I found this channel on a site about Conway's Game of Life +2012-07-04.txt:05:43:04: <Dovregubben> apparently there's used to be a #gameoflife channel, but there isn't one now +2012-07-04.txt:05:43:54: * Dovregubben is afraid the most esoteric programming language he knows is TI-99/4A BASIC +2012-07-04.txt:05:44:49: <Dovregubben> wait.... logo would be considered a language, right? +2012-07-04.txt:05:44:59: <Dovregubben> haven't seen that in years.... +2012-07-04.txt:05:46:50: <Dovregubben> anyone here know anything about Life? +2012-07-04.txt:05:47:34: <itidus21> Dovregubben: make yourself comfortable.. i think you're in the right place +2012-07-04.txt:06:07:34: <Dovregubben> hi +2012-07-04.txt:06:09:38: <Dovregubben> what qualifies something as a "methuselah?" +2012-07-04.txt:06:10:44: <Dovregubben> beyond the obvious, I mean +2012-07-04.txt:06:10:57: <Dovregubben> like... does it have to be assymetrical? +2012-07-04.txt:06:12:09: <Dovregubben> does it have to be composed only of one instance of a pattern? +2012-07-04.txt:06:13:37: <Dovregubben> yeah.... +2012-07-04.txt:06:13:50: <Dovregubben> hmm... +2012-07-04.txt:06:14:08: <Dovregubben> I've been goofing around with a pattern of 12 cells that takes 1145 generations to stabilize +2012-07-04.txt:06:14:25: <Dovregubben> I can't be the first person to discover it +2012-07-04.txt:06:14:29: <Dovregubben> but I can't find it anywhere +2012-07-04.txt:06:14:54: <elliott> Dovregubben: take a look at http://www.conwaylife.com/wiki/List_of_long-lived_methuselahs or such, perhaps? +2012-07-04.txt:06:15:03: <Dovregubben> looked there +2012-07-04.txt:06:15:06: <Dovregubben> not there +2012-07-04.txt:06:15:18: <Dovregubben> I'm thinking maybe because it's symmetrical it's not considered a methuselah? +2012-07-04.txt:07:01:34: <Dovregubben> Happy Birthday America! +2012-07-04.txt:07:02:32: <Dovregubben> It's funny we call this independence day +2012-07-04.txt:07:03:37: <Dovregubben> we may have declared independence on July 4, 1776, but the rest of the world didn't recognize us as independent until years later (if at all) +2012-07-04.txt:12:28:02: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). +2012-07-04.txt:12:28:11: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-07-04.txt:13:57:10: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). +2012-07-04.txt:13:58:51: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-07-06.txt:06:56:19: <Dovregubben> anyone here use Linux? +2012-07-06.txt:07:12:54: <Dovregubben> I hate windows... +2012-07-06.txt:07:13:48: <Dovregubben> I had to install SolidWorks for school.... so I installed windows (xp) on my own hardware for the first time in a decade +2012-07-06.txt:07:14:03: <Dovregubben> now it's clobbering grub every time I boot to Windows +2012-07-06.txt:07:14:15: <Dovregubben> and not like overwriting it with ntldr +2012-07-06.txt:07:14:22: <Dovregubben> it's making the whole computer unbootable +2012-07-06.txt:07:14:38: <Dovregubben> gamer? +2012-07-06.txt:07:15:34: <Dovregubben> I wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard someone say: +2012-07-06.txt:07:16:42: <Dovregubben> "I would totally use Linux if I could play [Diablo, WoW, Skyrim, etc...] +2012-07-06.txt:07:16:43: <Dovregubben> " +2012-07-06.txt:07:16:48: <Dovregubben> huh? +2012-07-06.txt:07:16:58: <zzo38> Dovregubben: I don't play any of those games on my computer +2012-07-06.txt:07:17:08: <Dovregubben> I don't think it's SolidWorks' fault +2012-07-06.txt:07:17:17: <Dovregubben> I'm pretty sure it's mse +2012-07-06.txt:07:17:26: <Dovregubben> hmm... +2012-07-06.txt:07:17:30: <Dovregubben> second hard drive in a laptop +2012-07-06.txt:07:17:33: <Dovregubben> not really practical +2012-07-06.txt:07:18:18: <Dovregubben> zzo38: then why run Windows? +2012-07-06.txt:07:18:37: <zzo38> Dovregubben: Because my computer included it and I did not change it. +2012-07-06.txt:07:18:37: <fizzie> Dovregubben: You can always do the grub-in-Windows-boot-menu thing if you think that might work better. +2012-07-06.txt:07:23:04: <Dovregubben> screw it.... I'll just live with booting from USB until the end of the quarter +2012-07-06.txt:07:24:30: <Dovregubben> I meant no offense +2012-07-06.txt:07:26:10: <Dovregubben> I just can't think of a single reason for the average user to use windows other than video games +2012-07-06.txt:07:27:07: <Dovregubben> I will admit that I have a windows virtual machine for the one time a year that I actually need Window for something +2012-07-06.txt:07:28:29: <Dovregubben> yeah, OpenOffice is pretty awful +2012-07-06.txt:07:28:52: <Dovregubben> I've been using Google docs for a while +2012-07-06.txt:07:28:59: <Dovregubben> it's also slow +2012-07-06.txt:07:37:07: <Dovregubben> if I have the option, I write my presentations in HTML +2012-07-06.txt:07:38:18: <Dovregubben> the nice thing about HTML is I don't need to bring my computer with me just to be sure I have the right software available +2012-07-06.txt:07:38:39: <Dovregubben> I think it's been almost 20 years since I saw a computer without a web browser +2012-07-06.txt:07:38:51: <Dovregubben> and if I ever want to make a web site out of it, I'm already done! +2012-07-06.txt:07:39:06: <Dovregubben> just need to upload it to a web server +2012-07-06.txt:07:39:48: <Dovregubben> I tried LaTeX once... didn't have time to learn how to use it +2012-07-06.txt:07:40:49: <Dovregubben> or maybe it wasn't LaTeX.... it was something TeX +2012-07-06.txt:07:41:38: <Dovregubben> okay, I guess you're right +2012-07-06.txt:07:41:51: <Dovregubben> I've seen hundreds of servers without web browsers +2012-07-06.txt:07:41:58: <Dovregubben> and have a few of my own +2012-07-06.txt:07:42:26: <Dovregubben> although I have installed Links on a few :-D +2012-07-06.txt:07:43:49: <Dovregubben> I didn't install Links for presentation purposes :-P +2012-07-06.txt:07:46:52: <Dovregubben> I've had a terminal open on a projector before +2012-07-06.txt:07:47:12: <Dovregubben> at LinuxFest NorthWest +2012-07-06.txt:07:47:18: <Dovregubben> that wasn't the whole presentation though +2012-07-07.txt:04:27:34: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). +2012-07-07.txt:04:28:30: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-07-07.txt:04:47:19: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). +2012-07-07.txt:05:00:15: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-07-11.txt:19:14:15: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). +2012-07-11.txt:19:16:16: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-07-12.txt:09:40:37: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). +2012-07-12.txt:10:05:20: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-07-13.txt:19:29:12: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). +2012-07-13.txt:19:30:03: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-07-14.txt:23:13:51: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). +2012-07-14.txt:23:15:26: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-07-14.txt:23:16:04: <Vorpal> who is Dovregubben? And that sounds like something in Norwegian? +2012-07-14.txt:23:21:05: <oerjan> "Selv om Dovregubben bygger på norske eventyr og sagn med røtter tilbake til hedensk tid, er navnet og figuren sannsynligvis Ibsens egen konstruksjon.[trenger referanse]" +2012-07-14.txt:23:27:38: <oerjan> Dovregubben: er du norsk? +2012-07-14.txt:23:28:47: <oerjan> `pastelogs dovregubben +2012-07-14.txt:23:30:02: <oerjan> i say no: <Dovregubben> we may have declared independence on July 4, 1776, but the rest of the world didn't recognize us as independent until years later (if at all) +2012-07-15.txt:01:51:20: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). +2012-07-15.txt:01:52:08: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-07-22.txt:05:33:16: -!- Dovregubben has quit (*.net *.split). +2012-07-22.txt:05:42:52: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-08-03.txt:18:06:27: <Dovregubben> sodium chloride? +2012-08-03.txt:18:06:40: <Dovregubben> Mozilla doesn't support table salt? +2012-08-09.txt:19:51:10: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). +2012-08-09.txt:21:12:13: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-08-09.txt:21:49:11: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). +2012-08-09.txt:21:49:52: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-08-09.txt:21:50:11: <Sgeo> `welcome Dovregubben +2012-08-09.txt:21:50:16: <HackEgo> Dovregubben: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) +2012-08-09.txt:22:59:03: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). +2012-08-10.txt:00:39:24: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-08-10.txt:03:36:21: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). +2012-08-10.txt:03:55:20: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-08-23.txt:17:16:17: -!- Dovregubben has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). +2012-08-23.txt:17:16:30: -!- Dovregubben has joined #esoteric. +2012-08-27.txt:00:51:50: <elliott> poor Dovregubben +2012-08-27.txt:00:51:58: <monqy> what if Dovregubben is a good quotes person +2012-08-27.txt:00:52:03: <monqy> (who's Dovregubben) +2012-08-27.txt:00:52:11: <elliott> `pastelogs Dovregubben
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.9313 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +2005-06-26.txt:20:00:30: <BigZaphod> 3code 99 bottles: http://www.bigzaphod.org/3code/bigzaphod-99bottles.txt +2006-07-25.txt:21:51:31: <pgimeno> GregorR-W: /me thinks that disambiguation of ORK function names with spaces could be given by the symbol table; of course it's harder to process that way and it does not fully avoid the possibility of ambiguity but the language is already ambiguous anyway +2007-06-18.txt:05:00:53: <pikhq> "Giant" == "Very big". "Enormous" == "Very, very big". "Huge" == "Very, very, very big". +2007-07-24.txt:23:06:49: <Sukoshi`> My parents like a big house more than a big HDTV or a big internet pipe. +2007-08-05.txt:23:21:42: <ifte> "Again, big-endian does not mean "ending big", but "big end first"." -- wp +2008-11-26.txt:23:20:54: <oerjan> then we have the theories of the Big Binge, the Big Bungee, and the Big Bongo +2009-05-29.txt:07:50:19: <Patashu> it's only useful to make bigger decoys because people have bigger attack setup because people make bigger decoys because... +2009-09-01.txt:14:36:13: <ehird> Yes. They can fit bigger people because their seats are bigger because their building is bigger. +2010-01-11.txt:01:32:55: <zzo38> You were discussing linguistics and ambiguity, but maybe I should make up a text-adventure game based on ambiguous writing and you have to figure it out by trying different commands, it can be called "Ambiguity Game" +2010-03-03.txt:17:41:27: <cpressey> Implementations which provide ambiguous fingerprints will do so ambiguously. Good implementations that provide ambiguous fingerprints will allow themselves to be configured to handle the common de facto interpretations of the fingerprint. +2010-10-02.txt:03:20:49: <Sgeo> What a big-ass encyclopedia. What a big ass-encyclopedia. What a big assencyclopædia +2010-10-17.txt:00:23:30: <zzo38> But if someone in near here win the big spider 2.9 times as big as me and change their name to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! then if I win something else as big, it can trade with you if the other thing is the things you wanted. +2010-10-24.txt:02:46:39: <zzo38> Do you want to win a big spider three times as big as you, or four times as big as you, or five times as big as you? (No cheating and writing "three and a half times" as your answer, please!) +2010-10-26.txt:07:11:08: <catseye> zzo38: our scientists have pondered that question and have told us about sunspot activity and spiders three times as big as they are, and squirrels four times as big as the spiders (those are some BIG squirrels.) +2010-10-26.txt:17:51:00: <elliott> cpressey: The manual begins like this: "Your desktop," it says, "is big. Really big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindboggingly big it is. I mean you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space. Listen ..." and so on. +2010-10-29.txt:23:51:58: <catseye> Is the prize a spider three times as big as me? NOTE: The awesome thing about such spider is, no matter how big you are, it is BIGGER +2011-01-15.txt:22:51:57: <oklopol> elliott: by a big box of oklopols, surely you mean a big box of big boxes of oklopols? i have like 5 big boxes of big boxes of oklopols in my base +2011-04-06.txt:16:50:18: <Zwaarddijk> can there exist decision problems that are equally difficult (for any of big-oh, big omega or big theta) yet not reducible to each other? +2011-04-06.txt:17:15:25: <oerjan> <Zwaarddijk> can there exist decision problems that are equally difficult (for any of big-oh, big omega or big theta) yet not reducible to each other? +2011-04-11.txt:19:20:21: <elliott> i suppose i can imagine a universe where bignum+bignum arithmetic is more common than bignum+fixnum or fixnum+fixnum, but it's sure as hell not this one +2011-04-23.txt:19:29:20: <Vorpal> elliott, you mean that you have to handle bignum/bignum bignum/fixnum fixnum/bignum and fixnum/fixnum? +2011-05-17.txt:00:08:16: <oerjan> that reminds me that there was some big confusion once when google started returning a different result when you searched for the name of some big site (or possibly it was "<name of big site> login") +2011-06-07.txt:06:35:47: <Patashu> iirc the biginteger class has a big ass list of add(biginteger a, big integer b) type methods +2011-07-08.txt:15:25:41: <Deewiant> Because downcasting big endian integers isn't a no-op, you're less likely to cast with big endian, and because blindly casting is generally bad, this is a good thing, thus big endian encourages good practices, thus it is good +2011-09-21.txt:20:21:30: <elliott> Fuck You Industries: "It's so big. So big. You don't even know. So big." +2011-09-24.txt:02:02:25: <monqy> oh I meant bigger than 4 when i said big. 4 is pretty big if you actually want things to be good. +2011-09-29.txt:21:03:47: <elliott__> heap can hold big big big. +2012-01-08.txt:12:15:35: <HackEgo> Warning: Use of "caller" without parentheses is ambiguous at X.pm line 1. \ Warning: Use of "caller" without parentheses is ambiguous at X.pm line 1. \ Warning: Use of "caller" without parentheses is ambiguous at X.pm line 1. \ Warning: Use of "caller" without parentheses is ambiguous at X.pm line 1. \ Warning: Use of "caller" without parentheses is ambiguous at X.pm line 1. \ Warning: Use of "caller" without parentheses +2012-03-26.txt:20:54:01: <lambdabot> ["bigger","bigger","bigger","bigger","bigger","equal","smaller","smaller","... +2012-03-26.txt:21:02:41: <lambdabot> ["bigger","bigger","bigger","bigger","bigger","equal","smaller","smaller","... +2012-05-27.txt:01:53:19: <kmc> "Have you read the Big Beat Manifesto lately? The Big Beat Manifesto goes, 'Big beats are the best, get high all the time.'" +2012-07-12.txt:18:50:10: <Gregor> AnotherTest: Big name implied big thing, is big name an idiot? +2012-07-23.txt:00:52:37: <elliott> "OK, we need you to bake... a really big Jaffa Cake." "How big?" "The biggest Jaffa Cake." +2012-08-03.txt:02:59:45: <itidus21> `pastelogs big.*big.*big
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.937 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +2011-05-26.txt:07:23:39: <oerjan> (for really compact point-free code, you want to import at least Control.Applicative, Control.Arrow and Control.Monad.Instances) +2011-10-26.txt:00:23:55: <evincar> Pointfree just feels nicer, but in applicative languages it's less readable. +2011-12-13.txt:23:50:27: <oerjan> kallisti: a free applicative defined with a GADT, for example +2011-12-14.txt:00:12:39: <oerjan> also i rethought my definition of a free applicative +2012-09-10.txt:00:02:15: <oerjan> `pastelogs free.*applicative +2012-09-10.txt:00:05:04: <oerjan> `pastelogs free.*applicative
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.9443 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,48 @@ +2004-12-27.txt:18:44:12: <ZeroOne> Keymaker: try this: http://www.webspawner.com/scripts/entry.pl?e=google&k=%22free+homepage%22 +2004-12-27.txt:18:47:14: <ZeroOne> ok ;) just google for "free homepage" or something. +2005-08-25.txt:19:59:04: <WildHalcyon> Gah, that vote for deletion page is driving me up the wall. One guy's entire vote consists of finding all google pages on a language that dont mention wikipedia and thefreedictionary +2005-11-04.txt:07:08:41: <Blonde_19> http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://free-sex-pictures-gallery.org/gallery/teen/1013.jpg&imgrefurl=http://free-sex-pictures-gallery.org/gallery/teen/&h=700&w=525&sz=24&tbnid=AfkJCM11d3IJ:&tbnh=138&tbnw=103&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dnude%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN (NSFW) +2005-11-04.txt:07:09:03: <Blonde_19> http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:AfkJCM11d3IJ:free-sex-pictures-gallery.org/gallery/teen/1013.jpg rather XD +2006-06-17.txt:22:02:05: <ihope> Hmm. A Google search for "cow tipping" gives "Wikipedia: Cow Tipping", with a description of "Examines the evidence that cow tipping is an urban myth." Compare this to one of the results for "Phil Stocks": "Phil Stocks - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia", with the description of "Phil Stocks then worked on the two RSL trials at 107.2 WIN FM, before becoming the drivetime presenter in 1999.... +2007-04-08.txt:03:14:49: <CakeProphet> ihope, .....googlecode would work... except they have no public domain option... largely because you can't just release stuff to public domain. Apparently ideas aren't free by default. >.< +2008-03-16.txt:05:10:19: <Sgeo> I thought Google was free of such evil bias, predjudice +2008-04-01.txt:21:21:56: <ehird> 'Google launched their "Wake Up Kit" as a calendar notification option. The option sends a series of increasingly aggressive alerts, starting with an SMS message to your cellphone, and ending with a bucket of water dumped into your bed, which would then flip over, tossing you out (all using apparently-free equipment).' +2008-04-15.txt:21:13:06: <ehird> google offers them for free. +2008-06-19.txt:15:03:02: <tusho> if you google free software, you get relevant results +2008-09-23.txt:23:24:07: <fizzie> I guess I could, although I doubt anyone stumbles upon it, probably not very many (if any) links to it. I think using the Google Maps Javascript stuff gets me some free portamability, since some mouse-click events are registered with GEvent.addListener() which probably does IE-support-magic. +2009-01-23.txt:15:15:50: <ehird> http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/23/google-puts-the-squeeze-on-free-apps/ <-- Meh, Google are cutting down the free Google Apps. +2009-03-07.txt:21:57:20: <ehird> AnMaster: also, google only gives me things like 'Suppress creation of frame pointers on call stack. Frees the EBP register for other uses.' +2009-03-31.txt:20:15:44: <ais523> Choose a domain name - www.justfuckinggoogleit-com.co.cc is available//Full DNS control and domain management - www.co.cc , Free domain names + free DNS, ... +2009-05-22.txt:01:31:15: <AnMaster> Slereah_, google, first computer related result (there is "Fauna and Flora International" before "Foreign function interface - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia") +2009-06-18.txt:20:41:48: <Slereah> http://dqn.dqn.lol.googlepages.com/COOL_FREE_RINGTONE.mp3 +2009-08-12.txt:20:32:22: <ehird> google searchable, fluid, labelable, freetext remembering system +2010-04-16.txt:22:47:25: <alise> http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&ct=res&cd=1&ved=0CAgQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gnu.org%2Fmusic%2Ffree-software-song.html&ei=zdrIS57NM9KTsQbwkOWmCw&usg=AFQjCNEgIz17BC-OPdJc-KYuzRPag6zLzA&sig2=BKvaEefBxD9l_1xUOhfQfQ +2010-04-28.txt:23:11:13: <AnMaster> I'm timing out from everywhere but google and freenode +2010-05-02.txt:18:24:13: <pikhq> Which Google *should* be releasing for free usage in $soon. +2010-05-23.txt:20:03:34: <pikhq> alise: No, the only ones confirmed are ones that Google has granted a royalty-free license for. +2010-06-21.txt:16:37:44: <AnMaster> fizzie, found with google: http://lxr.free-electrons.com/source/drivers/mmc/host/ricoh_mmc.c?v=2.6.28 but it seems gone in newer kernels +2010-07-30.txt:20:40:31: <zzo38> Try searchings things other than Google, try SourceForge, or Archie or Veronica even, or Tor or Freenet or GNUtella or whatever +2011-02-12.txt:19:12:11: * pikhq strongly hopes Google goes in and demands a royalty-free licensing scheme. +2011-03-13.txt:15:11:50: <cpressey> google gives me lots of spam results "download free Befunge98 java" +2011-06-09.txt:20:23:17: <oerjan> google, now with free guitar +2011-06-16.txt:12:17:38: <Gregor> Google is trying very hard to find all the most annoying ways to give you free wifi. +2011-06-16.txt:13:04:04: <Vorpal> <Gregor> Google is trying very hard to find all the most annoying ways to give you free wifi. <-- how so? +2011-07-31.txt:10:19:14: <elliott> So nobody actually does anything at Google, right? You just arrive there, have your free GOOGLE GORMET LUNCH, play with a bunch of large coloured plastic spheres, have some twenty percent time, and then go home? +2011-08-26.txt:19:55:16: <fizzie> elliott: Well, it's not several magnitudes more (since there are exponentially less n-grams than (n+1)-grams; though in Google data they've minimum-count pruned it, so it's not quite as drastic), but sure, it's not free. +2011-11-18.txt:18:23:30: <elliott> LinuxFr.org : Yet we see the contributions of numerous companies during each development cycles of the Linux kernel (Intel, IBM, Novell, Google, Oracle, Broadcom, Samsung, TI, Freescale, Fujitsu, etc). +2011-12-09.txt:21:56:28: <fizzie> Courtesy of Google, lyrics for an awful-sounding Finnish-band song: "Here we had built our cottages and saunas / From the swamp we have shovelled our fields / Nobody can take it away from us / Not for free, and that's for sure / We eat iron, we shit the chain / We never let them live" +2012-01-11.txt:08:24:22: <shachaf> elliott: The first result on http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=NORWAYNORWAYNORWAY&q=freenode seems to disagree. +2012-01-11.txt:08:24:57: <shachaf> http://www.google.com/search?targetid=NORWAYNORWAYNORWAY&q=freenode +2012-01-14.txt:05:09:35: <zzo38> shachaf: OK. Yes maybe that is the case, or maybe they changed it from the version I have tried connecting to (including Google and FreeGeek), or whatever else. +2012-05-03.txt:08:30:04: <shachaf> http://www.google.com/search?strip=1&q=cache:freenode.net/faq.shtml +2012-07-26.txt:20:01:06: <itidus21> `pastlog google free +2012-07-26.txt:20:02:14: <itidus21> `pastlog google free +2012-07-26.txt:20:02:29: <itidus21> im after any lines which contain the words google and free +2012-07-26.txt:20:02:32: <HackEgo> 2008-06-19.txt:15:03:02: <tusho> if you google free software, you get relevant results +2012-07-26.txt:20:03:28: <itidus21> `postlog google free +2012-07-26.txt:20:05:55: <itidus21> `pastlogs google free +2012-07-26.txt:20:08:39: <Taneb> I've heard that in China, workers for google free political prisoners +2012-07-26.txt:20:09:27: <itidus21> `pastelogs google free +2012-07-26.txt:20:10:09: <itidus21> `pastelogs google*free +2012-07-26.txt:20:10:41: <itidus21> `pastelogs google*free +2012-07-26.txt:20:11:01: <itidus21> `pastelogs google.*free
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--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.9504 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,841 @@ +1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order. +4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop +5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so. +7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life +9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D +12) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._. +19) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for? +30) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +31) <zzo38> I am not on the moon. +32) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language! <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +33) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +34) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +35) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true <oklopol> should put that on my todo list +36) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +37) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister +38) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny <HackEgo> How hard is that +39) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +40) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +41) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +42) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +43) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +44) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +45) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics +46) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +47) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +48) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear. +49) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +50) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +51) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +52) <apollo> Maternal instincts? <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +53) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert. +54) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +55) <Madelon> yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +56) <Warrigal> Porn. <Warrigal> There, see? +57) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +58) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +59) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +60) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard +61) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +62) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +63) <Oranjer> oohhh <Oranjer> ha <Oranjer> heh <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics? <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +64) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies +65) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +66) <fax> im the worst person in the world +67) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +68) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +69) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +70) <coppro> SF.net porn :/ <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +71) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +72) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +73) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +74) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too. +75) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins! +76) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +77) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +78) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log? <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +79) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +80) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +81) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +82) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva. <Warrigal> What is that, anyway? +83) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +84) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +85) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +86) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +87) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +88) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain <scarf> it's all falling into place +89) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +90) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +91) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here <oklokok> ...i don't know :< <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +92) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +93) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +94) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +95) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +96) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +97) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +98) <Keiya> Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +99) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +100) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_> +101) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +102) <AnMaster> fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +103) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +104) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex <sekuoir> I am learning though! +105) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +106) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist +107) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +108) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect <soupdragon> ^ I learned that trick from atheists +109) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] <augur> what? she said square ped <augur> :| +110) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +111) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf +112) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being. +113) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray! <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot. +114) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit +115) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +116) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing. <pikhq> :( <Sgeo_> Is it sexing? +117) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots <Bubo> ill do it later +118) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +119) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +120) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +121) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +122) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +123) <AnMaster> alise, marble <AnMaster> marbelus +124) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +125) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +126) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +127) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing +128) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +129) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user. <lacota> I am! and proud of it to <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons. +130) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +131) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +132) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs +133) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +134) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +135) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +136) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +137) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +138) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +139) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +140) <Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related. +141) <cheater99> incest is best +142) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +143) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +144) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric? <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +145) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. <alise> Involving open wounds. <coppro> I'm going to take a shower +146) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +147) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +148) <pikhq> INTERNET <coppro> YAY <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +149) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +150) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +151) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +152) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +153) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +154) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +155) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +156) <ais523> it was too difficult +157) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +158) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +159) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +160) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +161) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +162) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right +163) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +164) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me +165) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW +166) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +167) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +168) <pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +169) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +170) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +171) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.) +172) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS +173) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +174) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version +175) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know. <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer <alise> Vorpal: "horrible" +176) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +177) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +178) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +179) <oklopol> comex: what? <oklopol> *vorpal <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +180) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +181) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +182) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +183) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +184) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +185) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language <ais523> other than Python +186) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +187) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +188) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +189) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +190) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway +191) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS +192) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +193) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two! +194) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +195) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +196) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy <oklopol> and i own a piano <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks +197) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +198) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +199) <Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead +200) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +201) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +202) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy. <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not +203) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P +204) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +205) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor. +206) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +207) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +208) <Vorpal> (had real world issues) <Vorpal> (to deal with) <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant. <Vorpal> yes +209) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? <nooga> what <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +210) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage! +211) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken? +212) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +213) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror <elliott> typing is kind of difficult +214) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring +215) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +216) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false +217) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +218) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +219) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +220) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +221) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +222) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +223) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> +224) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +225) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +226) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> +227) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +228) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +229) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness <elliott> or ability to run at all <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +230) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +231) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. <j-invariant> HAHA [...] <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +232) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +233) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +234) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +235) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +236) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +237) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice <ais523> umm, sufficiently small +238) <ais523> yay CDE +239) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +240) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +241) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +242) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +243) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +244) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +245) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler. <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty +246) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing <ehird> I think that would be illegal. <Vorpal> oh you are right <Vorpal> damn :/ +247) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp +248) * quintopia sits on gregor +249) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +250) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +251) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +252) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc <nddrylliog> locks: guilty +253) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +254) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +255) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +256) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning? +257) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +258) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +259) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +260) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now! +261) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000 <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 <Vorpal> yay +262) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 <Vorpal> probably will suck <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 <Vorpal> what +263) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded. <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +264) <ineiros> HELLWORLD! <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. <ineiros> There is more agony. +265) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +266) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +267) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck +268) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +269) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +270) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 < <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +271) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +272) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +273) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +274) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +275) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +276) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +277) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +278) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +279) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +280) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +281) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +282) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +283) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +284) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +285) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men. <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile <elliott> i don't have sex with men <elliott> i have sex with BOYS +286) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +287) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +288) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +289) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +290) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +291) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +292) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +293) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +294) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +295) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +296) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +297) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +298) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +299) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +300) <cpressey> addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +301) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +302) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +303) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* <oklopol> i mean <oklopol> with you +304) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +305) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +306) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +307) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +308) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +309) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn +310) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +311) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +312) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +313) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something +314) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +315) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +316) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". <tswett> Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +317) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +318) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +319) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +320) <oklopol> i'm really sleep +321) <Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +322) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +323) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +324) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +325) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +326) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery! <Vorpal> wait, murder +327) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +328) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +329) <zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +330) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +331) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. <elliott> See? I'm intellectual. +332) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +333) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +334) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +335) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +336) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking +337) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +338) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +339) <pikhq> o.O <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P +340) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +341) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +342) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +343) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +344) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +345) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb +346) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME +347) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets? +348) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer) <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up +349) <tswett> Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +350) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +351) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110 <crystal-cola> well <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +352) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2 +353) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +354) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +355) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +356) <zzo38> <elliott> <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +357) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +358) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +359) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +360) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +361) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track +362) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +363) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +364) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +365) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? +366) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +367) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +368) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one +369) <monqy> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person? <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something <cpressey> thankfully only one <monqy> thankfully only two +370) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +371) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.> +372) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here <Sgeo> I think so +373) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +374) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +375) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography <oklofok> whew <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit +376) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +377) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +378) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +379) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +380) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +381) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +382) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +383) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +384) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome +385) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now. +386) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +387) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +388) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +389) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +390) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +391) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +392) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +393) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +394) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +395) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +396) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +397) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +398) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +399) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell... <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. +400) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +401) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be? +402) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult +403) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +404) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours <oklopol> and masturbate as well +405) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +406) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +407) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +408) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +409) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +410) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +411) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +412) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +413) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose! <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit +414) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +415) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +416) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +417) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +418) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +419) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green +420) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +421) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all. <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. <copumpkin> you talking about me again? <Phantom_Hoover> Yes. <copumpkin> k +422) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade" <Sgeo_> oops +423) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check <Sgeo_> sanity <Sgeo_> faliling <Sgeo_> failing +424) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +425) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +426) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +427) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +428) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +429) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are <Gregor> Damn right! +430) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +431) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian <elliott> with vitamin pills <elliott> and book sales +432) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +433) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. +434) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +435) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +436) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +437) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +438) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +439) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +440) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +441) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks. <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +442) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +443) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando. <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula. <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes? <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +444) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +445) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream <monqy> i died in it <monqy> that's how it started +446) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +447) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets <Sgeo> #toilet is useless <monqy> is #toilet even a thing <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets +448) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different +449) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +450) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +451) <Madk> #%%:]__t�# <Madk> do you see that <Madk> that is great progress taking place +452) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +453) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +454) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +455) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +456) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +457) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +458) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it +459) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +460) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them <oklopol> that doesn't work. <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +461) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +462) <Taneb> Cut to February <Taneb> War were declared <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10 +463) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those! <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer +464) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +465) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION <NihilistDandy> RUINED +466) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +467) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +468) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +469) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +470) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +471) <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +472) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +473) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win <oklopol> chess is also first player win <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +474) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +475) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +476) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +477) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +478) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +479) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +480) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything? <oklopol> have you even READ the bible? +481) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +482) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +483) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot???? <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later <monqy> nap in peace +484) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +485) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +486) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry +487) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +488) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +489) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +490) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +491) <itidus20> It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +492) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +493) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +494) <itidus20> australia kicks ass <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +495) <Sgeo> My memory passed <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory +496) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +497) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +498) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +499) <Taneb> aibohphobia <Taneb> The fear of palindromes +500) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +501) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +502) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +503) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +504) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +505) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +506) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +507) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +508) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +509) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +510) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +511) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +512) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +513) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +514) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL +515) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him. +516) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy. <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +517) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god. <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster. +518) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +519) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +520) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +521) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +522) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +523) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +524) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +525) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +526) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +527) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +528) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain <Patashu> it's never close enough +529) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +530) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +531) <itidus20> well, you have bested me <zzo38> itidus20: Yes. +532) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +533) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question +534) <itidus20> software patents strike again <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now <ais523_> are they out yet? +535) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think +536) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +537) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +538) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +539) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +540) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +541) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +542) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +543) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +544) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +545) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy. <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy +546) <oklopol> i started running and smoking <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +547) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +548) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +549) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +550) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE +551) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +552) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +553) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +554) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause <monqy> switching to oktoberfest <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this +555) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +556) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh +557) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +558) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +559) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +560) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +561) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +562) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +563) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +564) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +565) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling +566) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +567) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +568) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby <elliott> I will boil your veins. <Sgeo> Which is less bad? <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +569) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +570) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +571) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +572) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma. <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected. <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active. <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING +573) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever." +574) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +575) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +576) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +577) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +578) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] <CakeProphet> @messages <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +579) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +580) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say +581) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +582) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +583) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again." +584) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +585) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +586) <elliott> help me i am so alone :( <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents +587) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +588) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +589) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +590) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +591) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +592) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +593) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +594) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +595) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_; +596) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather. <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +597) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +598) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +599) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +600) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again +601) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +602) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men +603) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +604) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +605) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +606) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +607) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +608) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +609) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +610) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +611) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse. +612) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +613) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. +614) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +615) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +616) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +617) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +618) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... <tswett> elliott: fuck you. <tswett> There. Perfect. Carry on. +619) <myndzi> lol :( +620) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +621) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +622) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +623) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr +624) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +625) <ais523> it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +626) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +627) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG <Phantom_Hoover> What if <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +628) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian. +629) <monqy> i agree with elliott +630) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +631) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +632) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +633) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +634) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +635) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +636) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +637) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +638) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +639) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +640) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +641) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +642) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +643) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +644) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +645) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +646) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +647) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +648) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +649) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +650) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +651) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +652) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? <Ngevd> You stole it from us first! +653) <monqy> bad people have feelings too <monqy> but they're bad <monqy> so it's okay +654) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +655) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar. <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +656) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +657) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +658) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +659) (Of Minecraft:) <elliott> So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +660) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become <Phantom_Hoover> attracted <Phantom_Hoover> to birds +661) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +662) <HackEgo> 678) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love <HackEgo> 187) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +663) <elliott> ais523: those suck <elliott> hmm, those are all pretty good +664) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space. <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor. +665) <fizzie> If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. <fizzie> Also probably works in real life? +666) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +667) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +668) <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +669) <Pavitra> That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +670) <yrlnry> I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +671) <ais523> it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them <ais523> and you get a new interesting esolang <ais523> diagonal principle… +672) <oklopol> i did applied fisheries research when i was little <oklopol> got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +673) <oklopol> that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +674) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks +675) <elliott> Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. +676) <monqy> where is this going. why is this going. +677) <Vorpal> anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +678) <fungot> fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +679) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +680) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +681) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +682) <Ngevd> I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish <Ngevd> I don't fit in your quaint little categories +683) <ais523\unfoog> Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +684) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +685) <Ngevd> Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +686) <Sgeo|web> ...Overlapping? +687) <ais523> Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +688) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +689) <Vorpal> oh my god <Vorpal> that is one ugly solution <elliott> beautiful +690) <ais523> Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +691) <Phantom__Hoover> (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +692) <shachaf> VMS Mosaic? <shachaf> I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. <shachaf> Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +693) <fungot> elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +694) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +695) <Ngevd> It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) <tswett> Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +696) <twice11> Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. <twice11> You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +697) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +698) <Vorpal> elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +699) <Phantom__Hoover> elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +700) <Phantom__Hoover> Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +701) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +702) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +703) <QuickDirtyOS> Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS +704) <elliott> ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +705) <elliott> ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +706) <shachaf> `quote themselves <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote norway <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> `quote lunch <HackEgo> No output. <shachaf> Useless bot. +707) <ais523> the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +708) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. <shachaf> `quote kmc <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks <shachaf> Well, in theory. +709) <olsner> characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +710) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +711) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +712) <fungot> Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +713) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +714) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck? +715) <oklopol> also who it a tome, a small one +716) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. +717) <fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? <elliott> fizzie: Yes. <elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +718) <oklopol> the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +719) <copumpkin> it's not even about strictness actually <copumpkin> not strictly about strictness, anyway +720) <CakeProphet> I like category theory because when you get over how damn weird it is it's still weird. +721) <ais523\unfoog> Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? <ais523\unfoog> also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] <ais523\unfoog> you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +722) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +723) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science! <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +724) <monqy> i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +725) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +726) <elliott>.Ah. +727) <oklopol> i don't lie, i tell stories <oklopol> there's no difference <oklopol> *a +728) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +729) <Ngevd> BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE <Ngevd> NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT <Ngevd> He's just a box with arms <monqy> i love boxbot already +730) <kallisti> interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +731) <elliott> right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. <elliott> if only every wrong person could be so lucky +732) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two? <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +733) <kallisti> man, I love pseudo-random decision making <Gregor> kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. <oklopol> i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +734) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +735) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +736) <oklopol> why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +737) <fungot> fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +738) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +739) <Gregor> pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +740) <zzo38> The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +741) <elliott> monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +742) <Phantom__Hoover> WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +743) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +744) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +745) <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. <Phantom_Hoover> Oops. +746) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +747) <elliott> I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +748) <tswett> Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. <tswett> He lives in Detroit. <tswett> I... think we might have found the wrong one. +749) <MDude> A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. <MDude> That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +750) <Gregor> elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +751) <coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +752) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +753) <oklopol> in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +754) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +755) <elliott> I hate you. +756) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of... +757) <shachaf> fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? <shachaf> If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +758) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +759) <oklopol> i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +760) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +761) <oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +762) <ais523> is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +763) [...] <fizzie> So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +764) <ais523> `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) +765) <fungot> [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] +766) <fungot> fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord +767) <fizzie> [...] "paikankin päällä" sounds just fine +768) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. +769) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. +770) <NihilistDandy> Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise +771) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +772) <monqy> kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +773) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +774) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +775) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +776) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +777) <Vorpal> <ais523> northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth <ais523> Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky +778) <oklopol> speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today <oklopol> the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +779) <olsner> I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before +780) <ais523> oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? <Frooxius> No, sorry. <ais523> phew <Ngevd> How about Finland? <Frooxius> Why would I live there? <fizzie> That's a *very* good question. <fizzie> Why would anyone? +781) <fungot> elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. +782) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +783) <fungot> elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... +784) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +785) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. <fizzie> Glurk. +786) <shachaf> elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. <shachaf> That is to say, non-constructive. +787) <fizzie> Two gigabytes is not really much to download. <Gregor> THAT'S LIKE THREE EPISODES OF MY LITTLE PONY +788) <fizzie> [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. +789) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +790) <roper> ioihgfdddf +791) <roper> rephtrase +792) <fizzie> I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) +793) <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> @more <elliott> :( +794) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people +795) <fizzie> Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) +796) <fizzie> Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. +797) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples +798) <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used +799) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. +800) <olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then? <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading +801) <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back +802) <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented +803) <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable +804) <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that +805) <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA* +806) <fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord +807) <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world +808) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." +809) <fungot> elliott: the new fnord <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed. +810) <shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up. +811) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is" +812) <ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory +813) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional? <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. +814) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)" +815) <oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates? <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES +816) <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time +817) <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation +818) <elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context +819) <shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech. +820) s'f'slg;sd'sdfjhklf;sdklfjdfklgj +821) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird +822) <Ngevd> I don't know which version of Linux kernel I'm using atm <Ngevd> Hang on <Ngevd> I'm on Windows +823) <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today <ion> In a smoking rubble? <Taneb> Close. <Taneb> Heathrow Airport +824) <Edwin Brady> Just seen this comment on reddit: "Parallel programming has been a solved problem for decades." I might have to stop reading the internet. +825) <elliott> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PRESSURE OF EVERYBODY THINKING I'M CONAL +826) <kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else <Sato0x> fact <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad +827) <kmc> haters gonna make som valid points +828) <kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler") +829) <ais523> and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will +830) <shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS +831) <elliott> a billion popups are worse than one distended anus. +832) <Taneb> coleridge and +833) <Taneb> voice changer to remove ads from transit as well as intended +834) <Taneb> the killers dancer in my c*** +835) <Taneb> l is it real <Taneb> I am [...] <Taneb> because of how on earth would I do that [...] <Taneb> I dont even no idea what I'm saying +836) <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people +837) <Taneb> profanity specialities +838) <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent +839) <Taneb> I don't even know set theory I haven't a clue what is going on <Taneb> wow got that 1 right +840) <Taneb> it's funny what is gay right c*** +841) <Taneb> may I use my phone says it's nick to clarify
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.9578 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,155 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl +use strict; use warnings; +use v5.10; +use open qw( :encoding(UTF-8) :std); +use File::Basename 'dirname'; +use Storable 'retrieve'; +use List::Util qw(sum min); +use Getopt::Long qw(:config gnu_getopt); +BEGIN { + eval { + require Math::Random::MT::Perl; Math::Random::MT::Perl->import('rand'); + }; +#warn "Optional module Math::Random::MT::Perl not found.\n" if $@; +} + +#constants +my @options = qw(eng-1M eng-all eng-fiction eng-gb eng-us french german hebrew russian spanish irish german-medical bulgarian catalan swedish brazilian canadian-english-insane manx italian ogerman portuguese polish gaelic finnish norwegian esolangs); +my $n = 4; +my $default_opt = "--eng-1M"; +(my $default_dataset = $default_opt) =~ s/(^|-+)([^-])/\u$2/g; + +#help info +my $help_text = <<END +Usage: words [-dhNo] [DATASETS...] [NUMBER_OF_WORDS] + +options: + -l, --list list valid datasets + -d, --debug debugging output + -N, --dont-normalize don't normalize frequencies when combining + multiple Markov models; this has the effect + of making larger datasets more influential + -o, --target-offset change the target length offset used in the + word generation algorithm; use negative integers + for best results +END +; + +my $list_text = <<END +valid datasets: --@{[join ' --', @options]} +default: $default_opt +END +; + +#data from loaded files +my @loaded_data; + +#data after normalizing and combining datasets +my $grams; +my $freqs; + +#some command line options +my $debug_mode; +my $target_offset = -4; #needs testing; +my $dont_normalize; + +sub pick(%) { + my ($f) = @_; + my @c = keys %$f; + my @w = map { $f->{$_} } @c; + my $r = rand(sum(@w)); + for(0..$#c) { + return $c[$_] if $r < $w[$_]; + $r -= $w[$_]; + } + print "end of pick loop reached. returned $c[$#w]\n" if $debug_mode; + return $c[$#w]; +} + +sub get_gram { + my ($key) = @_; + ##Lazily interpolate the gram table on the fly + ##then cache the results + unless (defined $grams->{$key}) { + for(@loaded_data) { + my $data = $_->[0]; + my $g = $data->{$key} or next; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$g); + while( my ($c, $v) = each %$g ) { + $grams->{$key}->{$c} += $v/$sum; + } + } + } + return $grams->{$key}; +} + +sub generate { + my $target = pick($freqs) + $target_offset; + my $word = ' ' x ($n-1); + my $c; + do { + my $len = (length $word) - ($n-1); + my %ftable = %{get_gram substr($word, -$n+1, $n-1)}; + ($ftable{' '} //= 0) *= 2**($len-$target); + $c = pick \%ftable; + $word .= $c; + } while $c ne ' '; + $word =~ s/\s//g; + $word = "$word (L-T: @{[length($word) - $target]})" if $debug_mode; + return $word; +} + +sub load_dataset { + my ($mod) = @_; + push @loaded_data, retrieve ("share/WordData/$mod") or die "Unable to load $mod"; +} + +sub main { + #if (my $d = dirname $0) { chdir $d } + ##Option handling + my ($help_mode, $list_mode); + @ARGV = split /\s+/, $ARGV[0] if @ARGV == 1; + GetOptions ( + 'd|debug' => \$debug_mode, + 'h|help' => \$help_mode, + 'l|list' => \$list_mode, + 'N|dont-normalize' => \$dont_normalize, + 'o|target-offset=s' => \$target_offset, + map { + my $mod=$_; + $mod =~ s/(^|-)(.)/\u$2/g; + $_, sub { load_dataset $mod }; + } @options + ) or exit 1; + return print $help_text if $help_mode; + return print $list_text if $list_mode; + ##Use the default dataset if no others were specified + load_dataset $default_dataset unless @loaded_data; + ##In the case of 1 dataset, skip normalization by copying everything + ##into the tables + if (@loaded_data == 1) { + ($grams, $freqs) = @{$loaded_data[0]}; + } + ##Otherwise, normalize and combine the length histograms. + ##The gram tables will be normalized lazily as needed (see: get_gram) + else { + for (@loaded_data) { + my $fdata = $_->[1]; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$fdata); + while ( my ($len, $f) = each %$fdata ) { + $freqs->{$len} += $f/$sum; + } + } + } + + ##Run word generator and print results + { + local $\ = ' '; + print generate for 1..min(25, int($ARGV[0]||1)); + } + print "\n"; + return 0; +} + +exit main unless caller; +1;
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.9945 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +2011-04-05.txt:21:01:42: <elliott> feel those harshed vibes oklopol +2011-04-15.txt:21:11:24: <elliott> It would harsh the vibes up, bro. +2011-05-21.txt:04:10:36: <elliott_> pikhq_: This map is harshing my vibe. Is there just an ordered-by-time list? +2011-09-12.txt:12:28:41: <elliott> fizzie: Harshing my vibe here. +2011-09-21.txt:21:21:17: <elliott> What is it with the past harshing our vibe? +2011-09-21.txt:21:24:13: <HackEgo> 2011-09-21.txt:21:21:17: <elliott> What is it with the past harshing our vibe? +2011-09-21.txt:21:24:33: <Gregor> `log harsh.*vibe +2011-09-21.txt:21:24:37: <HackEgo> 2011-09-21.txt:21:24:33: <Gregor> `log harsh.*vibe +2011-09-21.txt:21:24:47: <Gregor> `pastelogs harsh.*vibe
--- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.9977 Mon Dec 10 23:42:04 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2011-04-05.txt:19:06:09: <elliott> not having ZOMGMODULES? +2011-04-05.txt:19:08:17: <cpressey> from ZOMGMODULES import WINNING +2011-04-05.txt:19:33:14: -!- ph0ntohpiliac is now known as ZOMGMODULES. +2011-04-05.txt:19:33:23: <ZOMGMODULES> why are none of these fantastic nicks taken +2011-04-05.txt:19:33:54: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: i propose you snatch up one-honking-great-idea while it's still available +2011-04-05.txt:19:35:09: -!- ZOMGMODULES is now known as EnjoyBeingLocked. +2011-04-05.txt:19:55:11: -!- EnjoyBeingLocked is now known as ZOMGMODULES. +2011-04-05.txt:19:56:12: <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: depends on the language +2011-04-05.txt:19:56:20: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: C +2011-04-05.txt:19:56:29: <ZOMGMODULES> i dunno man, should be relaxing +2011-04-05.txt:19:56:47: <ZOMGMODULES> it's like drumming... it has a cadence +2011-04-05.txt:19:57:01: <ZOMGMODULES> THIS IS THE WISDOM OF ZOMGMODULES. HEED IT +2011-04-05.txt:19:57:37: <ZOMGMODULES> your grammar is pretty much established? +2011-04-05.txt:19:57:58: <ZOMGMODULES> you wrote it out? on paper? +2011-04-05.txt:19:58:04: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: well, the bootstrap grammar is pretty much established. i'm not going to try fun stuff until i rewrite the compiler in the language. +2011-04-05.txt:19:58:41: <ZOMGMODULES> you need to write it out, preferably on paper but also in a comment block at the top of the source is acceptable, or it won't be relaxing. +2011-04-05.txt:19:59:10: <ZOMGMODULES> this is the wisdom +2011-04-05.txt:19:59:45: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: pretty impressive ass you have there, with all the ideas you pull out of it ;;;;::DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddddddddddd +2011-04-05.txt:20:03:03: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: with yacc-like things, if you have like, [a; b; c] and {a; b; c} both as blocks +2011-04-05.txt:20:04:56: * ZOMGMODULES ACKNOWLEDGES NOT THESE "YACC-LIKE THINGS" +2011-04-05.txt:20:05:15: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU WRITE THIS PARSER RECURSIVE-DESCENT +2011-04-05.txt:20:07:19: <ZOMGMODULES> void parse() { if(tokeq("["){expect("["); parse_list(); expect("]");} else if (tokeq("{"){expect("{"); parse_list(); expect("}");} else error(); } +2011-04-05.txt:20:07:28: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: no i don't mean that +2011-04-05.txt:20:07:56: <ZOMGMODULES> void parse_list() { parse_elem(); while(tokeq(";")){ expect(";"); parse_elem(); } } +2011-04-05.txt:20:09:02: <ZOMGMODULES> i'd love to, it's very relaxing. unfortunately, can't spend all day here +2011-04-05.txt:20:09:19: <ZOMGMODULES> though 'dem smalltalk thangles' is a little underspecified for my taste +2011-04-05.txt:20:09:55: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: message is expr messagepart* +2011-04-05.txt:20:12:29: <ZOMGMODULES> i would just accept ident or ident: interchangeably and filter out the bad stuff at the static analysis phase +2011-04-05.txt:20:12:33: <ZOMGMODULES> if that's legal +2011-04-05.txt:20:12:41: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: oh that's not the problem +2011-04-05.txt:20:12:51: <ZOMGMODULES> hey,... ghci's "let" does something like that, right oerjan? +2011-04-05.txt:20:13:02: <ZOMGMODULES> if it's good enough for ghci it's good enough for me +2011-04-05.txt:20:13:19: <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: that's a dumb grammar +2011-04-05.txt:20:13:25: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: that's smalltalk +2011-04-05.txt:20:13:33: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: really :s are banned in identifiers altogether +2011-04-05.txt:20:13:36: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: it's just that they're valid _symbols_ +2011-04-05.txt:20:13:37: <ZOMGMODULES> "That's our Smalltalk!" +2011-04-05.txt:20:13:43: * ZOMGMODULES canned laughter +2011-04-05.txt:20:14:19: <ZOMGMODULES> this is pretty much why i never got into smalltalk +2011-04-05.txt:20:14:30: <ZOMGMODULES> this very part of it seemed unnecessarily brutal +2011-04-05.txt:20:14:42: <ZOMGMODULES> :'s +2011-04-05.txt:20:14:58: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: hmm, i dunno +2011-04-05.txt:20:15:34: <ZOMGMODULES> my brain just does not think like that +2011-04-05.txt:20:16:02: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: well, it's nicer than /python's/ approach to the "argument positions are meaningless" problem. +2011-04-05.txt:20:16:05: <ZOMGMODULES> using the same label mechanism for all those things +2011-04-05.txt:20:16:26: <ZOMGMODULES> that's ok. it's been a long time and i don't remember +2011-04-05.txt:20:22:06: <ZOMGMODULES> I do not know if I agree with the sentiment that adding a random number to every character in your program and interpreting it as Perl counts as your language being "Turing-complete" +2011-04-05.txt:20:26:12: <oerjan> <ZOMGMODULES> hey,... ghci's "let" does something like that, right oerjan? <-- well that's what it looked like... +2011-04-05.txt:20:26:26: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: look at dat lack of braces +2011-04-05.txt:20:27:57: <ZOMGMODULES> C needs a ";;" operator that is a high-precedence ";" to avoid the need for braces +2011-04-05.txt:20:28:10: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: and we could call it ocaml +2011-04-05.txt:20:28:12: <ZOMGMODULES> if (x==y) printf("hi") ;; printf("there") +2011-04-05.txt:20:28:30: <ZOMGMODULES> oh uh +2011-04-05.txt:20:28:31: <ZOMGMODULES> SURWE +2011-04-05.txt:20:28:34: <ZOMGMODULES> *SURE +2011-04-05.txt:20:28:43: <ZOMGMODULES> the more ;'s the higher the precedence +2011-04-05.txt:20:29:11: <ZOMGMODULES> yeah that's not quite my vision +2011-04-05.txt:20:37:33: <ZOMGMODULES> they do research on viewpoints +2011-04-05.txt:20:37:56: <ZOMGMODULES> "We found that a certain percentage of the population hold one opinion, while the rest hold another." +2011-04-05.txt:20:38:14: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: careful. alan kay might punch you +2011-04-05.txt:20:38:15: <Phantom_Hoover> Who's ZOMGMODULES +2011-04-05.txt:20:38:24: * ZOMGMODULES IS ZOMGMODULES +2011-04-05.txt:20:38:43: <ZOMGMODULES> Phantom_Hoover YOU ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS +2011-04-05.txt:20:39:59: <ZOMGMODULES> Phantom_Hoover PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TRY /whois +2011-04-05.txt:20:40:25: <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES! +2011-04-05.txt:20:40:25: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: wait your name is Christopher? kinda assumed you were always just Chris THIS IS LOGICAL OK +2011-04-05.txt:20:41:11: <olsner> who's ZOMGMODULES? +2011-04-05.txt:20:42:35: <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +2011-04-05.txt:20:42:35: <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, you're named after a werewolf. +2011-04-05.txt:20:42:44: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: So, like your parents then? +2011-04-05.txt:20:42:52: <elliott> `addquote <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +2011-04-05.txt:20:42:55: <HackEgo> 351) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +2011-04-05.txt:20:43:04: <ZOMGMODULES> that was quotable? +2011-04-05.txt:20:43:50: <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: Topher Grace? +2011-04-05.txt:20:44:31: <ZOMGMODULES> Phantom_Hoover: Which werewolf would that be? +2011-04-05.txt:20:44:52: <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +2011-04-05.txt:20:45:00: <ZOMGMODULES> Phantom_Hoover: this is news to me +2011-04-05.txt:20:45:16: <elliott> `addquote <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +2011-04-05.txt:20:45:17: <HackEgo> 352) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +2011-04-05.txt:20:51:27: <ZOMGMODULES> Not Ørjanette? +2011-04-05.txt:20:52:43: <oerjan> ZOMGMODULES: hm that might also work +2011-04-05.txt:20:56:28: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: IS THAT RIGHT, O WISE RECURSIVELY-DESCENDING MASTER +2011-04-05.txt:21:00:18: <ZOMGMODULES> elliott I AM STILL TRYING TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND THE ENGLISH GROUP +2011-04-05.txt:21:01:56: <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: does your accept() have a side-effect +2011-04-05.txt:21:02:05: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: accept() is +2011-04-05.txt:21:03:00: <ZOMGMODULES> huh. i always use expect(), and never accept() +2011-04-05.txt:21:03:12: <ZOMGMODULES> i use tokeq() which doesn't consume +2011-04-05.txt:21:03:17: <ZOMGMODULES> fewer side-effects in tests +2011-04-05.txt:21:03:18: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: well i copied accept() from wikipedia :) but accept is actually quite nice i think +2011-04-05.txt:21:03:30: <ZOMGMODULES> if you like side-effects in tests, SURE +2011-04-05.txt:21:03:42: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: if (ident() && accept(COLON) && expr()) return 1; +2011-04-05.txt:21:03:52: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: (ok so that wouldn't be as nice-looking in practice cuz you have to build an ast, but that's not bad) +2011-04-05.txt:21:04:51: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: PRETTY +2011-04-05.txt:21:08:00: <ZOMGMODULES> wow, I took almost all day to come up with two lines of code +2011-04-05.txt:21:08:49: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: http://sprunge.us/iQeM hey this grammar is actually pretty simple +2011-04-05.txt:21:09:56: <ZOMGMODULES> if your tests consume tokens, you won't have infinite loops +2011-04-05.txt:21:10:24: <ZOMGMODULES> at least you have THAT assurance, with those side-effects +2011-04-05.txt:21:10:38: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: i'm practically a nazi +2011-04-05.txt:21:10:50: <ZOMGMODULES> expects are... more like exit()s in C +2011-04-05.txt:21:11:05: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: right but like if you have a +2011-04-05.txt:21:11:10: <ZOMGMODULES> unless you do some fancy catching thing with them +2011-04-05.txt:21:11:18: <ZOMGMODULES> in which case they're more like throw +2011-04-05.txt:21:11:52: <ZOMGMODULES> you will eventually run out of tokens +2011-04-05.txt:21:12:02: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: accept doesn't consume if it doesn't match +2011-04-05.txt:21:12:12: <ZOMGMODULES> oh, right +2011-04-05.txt:21:12:46: <ZOMGMODULES> THAT IS WHY ZOMGMODULES USES IT ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY +2011-04-05.txt:21:12:53: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: GOOD ADVICE +2011-04-05.txt:21:13:07: <ZOMGMODULES> I even do things like { if tokeq(";") { expect(";"); ... } } +2011-04-05.txt:21:13:22: <ZOMGMODULES> simplicity > efficiency +2011-04-05.txt:21:13:58: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: um but that's exactly what accept is :D +2011-04-05.txt:21:14:06: <ZOMGMODULES> yes +2011-04-05.txt:21:14:22: <ZOMGMODULES> that's why accept is an UNNECESSARY +2011-04-05.txt:21:14:55: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: BLAHHH +2011-04-05.txt:21:15:08: <ZOMGMODULES> also, ... +2011-04-05.txt:21:15:19: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: so your routines, do they call the tokeniser or does the tokeniser call it? +2011-04-05.txt:21:15:35: <ZOMGMODULES> void parse_foo() { expect("foo"); } void parse_bar() { if (tokeq("foo")) parse_foo(); } +2011-04-05.txt:21:16:27: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: actually with recursive descent the latter would only be possible with continuations i think :D +2011-04-05.txt:21:16:29: <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: I call the tokenizer, generally +2011-04-05.txt:21:16:34: <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: you got it +2011-04-05.txt:21:16:41: <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: with something continuation-like, anyway +2011-04-05.txt:21:16:44: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: which means: we need that C continuation lib! +2011-04-05.txt:21:16:55: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: I APPROVE OF MY PROBLEM-SOLVING METHOD +2011-04-05.txt:21:17:02: <ZOMGMODULES> once, in Erlang, I did neither. I had the lexer and parser be seperate processes which messaged each other +2011-04-05.txt:21:17:22: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: that's ... almost beautifully hideous +2011-04-05.txt:21:21:56: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: so does writing a compiler that compiles to machine code hurts? +2011-04-05.txt:21:29:58: <ZOMGMODULES> tswettbot: you rock +2011-04-05.txt:21:30:12: * ZOMGMODULES is hoping a dozen debug windows just opened up for tswett +2011-04-05.txt:21:30:47: <ZOMGMODULES> < elliott> ZOMGMODULES: so does writing a compiler that compiles to machine code hurts? <-- no, not really... depends, I guess +2011-04-05.txt:21:31:33: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: yeah but my compiler has to have, liek, two backends! +2011-04-05.txt:21:31:42: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: x86-64/linux and x86-64/NOTHING +2011-04-05.txt:21:32:23: <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: then it's not, generally speaking, that painful... everything is partitioned nicely. +2011-04-05.txt:21:32:31: <ZOMGMODULES> lexer, parser, ast, codegen. +2011-04-05.txt:21:32:42: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: oh the compiler parts don't scare me. +2011-04-05.txt:21:32:53: <ZOMGMODULES> it's if you want to do it all "narrow" where it gets hairy +2011-04-05.txt:21:33:13: <ZOMGMODULES> nothing too painful about generating x86 code, is there? +2011-04-05.txt:21:33:21: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: well no. but i want mnemonics! +2011-04-05.txt:21:33:36: <ZOMGMODULES> you want to generate assembler? +2011-04-05.txt:21:34:07: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: no. +2011-04-05.txt:21:34:17: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: i want to generate machine code using an assembler-ish dsl +2011-04-05.txt:21:34:20: <ZOMGMODULES> then you lost me at "mnemonics" +2011-04-05.txt:21:34:54: <ZOMGMODULES> then you (in effect) want to write an assembler, and generate assembly for that assembler +2011-04-05.txt:21:35:07: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: yes. that's true. but i don't want to _generate_ it, i want to invoke its routines directly. +2011-04-05.txt:21:35:16: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: and the assembler doesn't actually have to be convenient... +2011-04-05.txt:21:35:52: <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: then you are writing a codegen. +2011-04-05.txt:21:36:22: <ZOMGMODULES> a codegen with an API whose entry points have names that mnemonics. much like, well, every API +2011-04-05.txt:21:36:27: <ZOMGMODULES> *that are +2011-04-05.txt:21:37:12: <ZOMGMODULES> there are many codegens that let you switch out backends to target a different architecture. if that's what you're saying +2011-04-05.txt:21:37:21: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: no no no. +2011-04-05.txt:21:38:22: <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: I've basically coded that API (in C, not Smalltalk) +2011-04-05.txt:21:38:50: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: sure. it's easy enough for a subset. just IDEALLY i'd generate it from the big instruction table things :) +2011-04-05.txt:21:39:23: <ZOMGMODULES> generating it from an instruction table, yes: I've never done that and it would have some nice to it. +2011-04-05.txt:21:39:53: * ZOMGMODULES SAYS ONLY EXACTLY WHAT ZOMGMODULES MEANS +2011-04-05.txt:21:40:18: * ZOMGMODULES DISMISSES TSWETTBOT!!!! +2011-04-05.txt:21:40:25: <ais523> wow, ZOMGMODULES fits better in here than most of the regulars +2011-04-05.txt:21:52:54: <ZOMGMODULES> I dismiss you, livejournal. +2011-04-05.txt:21:53:17: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: lots of cool people use livejournal. i'm not sure why. +2011-04-05.txt:22:01:36: <ZOMGMODULES> tswettbot8: HOW'S IT GOING, MAN +2011-04-05.txt:22:05:13: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: please advise +2011-04-05.txt:22:08:39: <ZOMGMODULES> how can you expect a debugger to be bug-free +2011-04-05.txt:22:08:51: <ZOMGMODULES> at least smalltalk has the foresight to try to debug it +2011-04-05.txt:22:09:04: <ZOMGMODULES> with +2011-04-05.txt:22:09:06: <ZOMGMODULES> itself +2011-04-05.txt:22:09:19: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: what do asts look like again +2011-04-05.txt:22:09:29: <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: ... +2011-04-05.txt:22:09:33: <ZOMGMODULES> TREES +2011-04-05.txt:22:09:36: <ZOMGMODULES> they look like TREES +2011-04-05.txt:22:10:09: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: i'm only half joking, why doesn't c have support for data structures :/ +2011-04-05.txt:22:10:28: <ZOMGMODULES> C has fine support for sexprs once you code them up +2011-04-05.txt:22:10:43: <ZOMGMODULES> well +2011-04-05.txt:22:11:12: <ZOMGMODULES> i usually end up with a hideous enum and a union of structs, but I'm usually not aiming for the simplest kind of data structure +2011-04-05.txt:22:11:27: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: well it's just... does that e-- +2011-04-05.txt:22:12:10: <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: if you are trying to code objects in C, that's your own damn fault +2011-04-05.txt:22:12:15: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: i'm not i'm not +2011-04-05.txt:22:12:44: <ZOMGMODULES> struct expr { struct expr *lhs; struct expr *rhs; char *op; } +2011-04-05.txt:22:12:48: <ZOMGMODULES> there's your ast +2011-04-05.txt:22:13:04: <ZOMGMODULES> NULL +2011-04-05.txt:22:50:07: <ZOMGMODULES> hey tswettbot, +2011-04-05.txt:22:50:20: <ZOMGMODULES> hey tswettbot, say +2011-04-05.txt:22:50:35: <tswett> ZOMGMODULES: the space on the end is necessary. +2011-04-05.txt:22:50:43: <ZOMGMODULES> hey tswettbot, say I dismiss you, tswettbot. +2011-04-05.txt:22:51:03: <ZOMGMODULES> I made it ragequit! +2011-04-05.txt:22:53:41: <ZOMGMODULES> 1-based indexing, huh +2011-04-05.txt:22:53:57: <ZOMGMODULES> DOES IT CONFLATE THEM WITH DICTIONARIES LIKE LUA +2011-04-05.txt:22:54:05: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: NO +2011-04-05.txt:22:54:05: <ZOMGMODULES> BECAUSE THAT IS SOOOOOO AWESOME +2011-04-05.txt:22:54:10: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: hey wait +2011-04-05.txt:22:54:21: <ZOMGMODULES> YES +2011-04-05.txt:22:54:23: <ZOMGMODULES> YES YES YES +2011-04-05.txt:22:57:01: <ZOMGMODULES> THIS IS HOW CHILDREN LEARN +2011-04-05.txt:22:57:27: <elliott> everything cp... ZOMGMODULES says sounds better in caps +2011-04-05.txt:23:00:52: <ZOMGMODULES> soooooooooo........ there's this code, that is never called by these unit tests. but changing the code causes the unit tests to fail. +2011-04-05.txt:23:01:43: <ZOMGMODULES> oh, no. i had wrong method. whew. +2011-04-05.txt:23:02:01: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: :D +2011-04-05.txt:23:15:40: <ZOMGMODULES> |help +2011-04-05.txt:23:15:41: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: Help is available for: assignment expressions print goto tell source errors +2011-04-05.txt:23:15:46: <ZOMGMODULES> |errors +2011-04-05.txt:23:15:47: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: Unknown command. Type '|help' for help. +2011-04-05.txt:23:15:50: <ZOMGMODULES> |help errors +2011-04-05.txt:23:15:50: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: To get more interesting error messages, set ~/errmsgs=snark. +2011-04-05.txt:23:15:59: <ZOMGMODULES> |~/errmsgs=snark +2011-04-05.txt:23:16:00: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: snark +2011-04-05.txt:23:16:05: <ZOMGMODULES> |foo +2011-04-05.txt:23:16:06: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: That's wonderful for you! +2011-04-05.txt:23:16:23: <ZOMGMODULES> |poop +2011-04-05.txt:23:16:24: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: What is this I don't even +2011-04-05.txt:23:16:32: <ZOMGMODULES> |save +2011-04-05.txt:23:16:32: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: State saved. +2011-04-05.txt:23:16:35: <ZOMGMODULES> storkbot: YOU LIE +2011-04-05.txt:23:16:36: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: That's wonderful for you! +2011-04-05.txt:23:17:23: <ZOMGMODULES> and the scary thing is that that feature requires lua 5.1 +2011-04-05.txt:23:17:26: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: needs moar errors +2011-04-05.txt:23:17:30: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: can you let us define our own errmsgs +2011-04-05.txt:23:17:52: <ZOMGMODULES> |~/errmsgs=('That's stupid.'; 'You''re stupid.') +2011-04-05.txt:23:17:53: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: ('That's stupid.'; 'You''re stupid.') +2011-04-05.txt:23:18:09: <ZOMGMODULES> |true that +2011-04-05.txt:23:18:09: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: Unknown command. Type '|help' for help. +2011-04-05.txt:23:18:15: <ZOMGMODULES> not hard to implement +2011-04-05.txt:23:18:16: <ZOMGMODULES> ANYWAY +2011-04-05.txt:23:18:23: <ZOMGMODULES> storkbot: DIE DIE +2011-04-05.txt:23:18:24: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: Unknown command. Type '|help' for help. +2011-04-05.txt:23:18:30: <ZOMGMODULES> storkbot: helllllp +2011-04-05.txt:23:18:31: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: Unknown command. Type '|help' for help. +2011-04-05.txt:23:18:36: <ZOMGMODULES> storkbot: help +2011-04-05.txt:23:18:36: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: Help is available for: assignment expressions print goto tell source errors +2011-04-05.txt:23:18:44: <ZOMGMODULES> storkbot: help goto +2011-04-05.txt:23:18:44: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: To evaluate a string as a command, issue 'goto command'. This discards control context. +2011-04-05.txt:23:18:53: <ZOMGMODULES> storkbot: goto help +2011-04-05.txt:23:18:53: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: Help is available for: assignment expressions print goto tell source errors +2011-04-05.txt:23:18:58: <ZOMGMODULES> oh yeah, THIS bot. +2011-04-05.txt:23:19:02: <ZOMGMODULES> ok +2011-04-05.txt:23:19:12: * ZOMGMODULES shuffles over to the other monitor +2011-04-05.txt:23:19:26: <ZOMGMODULES> good night +2011-04-05.txt:23:19:35: -!- ZOMGMODULES is now known as storkbot. +2011-04-05.txt:23:56:16: -!- ZOMGMODULES has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-05.txt:23:56:21: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: hi! +2011-04-05.txt:23:56:25: <ZOMGMODULES> ZOMG HI +2011-04-05.txt:23:56:28: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: plz not to be suing me for what i've done +2011-04-05.txt:23:56:47: <ZOMGMODULES> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE +2011-04-05.txt:23:56:56: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: DECIDED TO MAKE A BOT THAT'S ALL THAT STORKBOT COULD BE +2011-04-05.txt:23:57:01: <ZOMGMODULES> :( +2011-04-05.txt:23:57:08: <ZOMGMODULES> what does that mean, though? +2011-04-05.txt:23:57:19: <ZOMGMODULES> or when lambdabot's here, use it +2011-04-05.txt:23:57:46: <ZOMGMODULES> i nurture it... on and off +2011-04-05.txt:23:57:58: <ZOMGMODULES> i don't think it's a language yet exactly +2011-04-05.txt:23:58:19: <ZOMGMODULES> total agreement +2011-04-05.txt:23:58:46: <ZOMGMODULES> i was going to... implement persistence +2011-04-05.txt:23:58:59: <ZOMGMODULES> except now i look at its lua source code and i hate it... oh hi storkbot +2011-04-05.txt:23:59:09: <ZOMGMODULES> |~/ +2011-04-05.txt:23:59:10: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: +2011-04-05.txt:23:59:15: <ZOMGMODULES> |~/* +2011-04-05.txt:23:59:15: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: Unknown command. Type '|help' for help. +2011-04-05.txt:23:59:21: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: AWESOME Y/N +2011-04-05.txt:23:59:37: <ZOMGMODULES> i was thinking about how to distinguish commands from variables +2011-04-05.txt:23:59:45: <ZOMGMODULES> i have no idea +2011-04-06.txt:00:00:09: <ZOMGMODULES> yesh, it kind of drifting in that direction +2011-04-06.txt:00:00:17: <ZOMGMODULES> all variables are variables that can expand themselves +2011-04-06.txt:00:00:23: <ZOMGMODULES> said expansion is execution +2011-04-06.txt:00:01:09: <ZOMGMODULES> |goto ~/send +2011-04-06.txt:00:01:10: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: +2011-04-06.txt:00:01:21: <ZOMGMODULES> |~/send=help +2011-04-06.txt:00:01:22: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: help +2011-04-06.txt:00:01:26: <ZOMGMODULES> |~/send +2011-04-06.txt:00:01:26: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: help +2011-04-06.txt:00:01:32: <ZOMGMODULES> |goto ~/send +2011-04-06.txt:00:01:32: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: help +2011-04-06.txt:00:01:35: <ZOMGMODULES> :( +2011-04-06.txt:00:01:36: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: that seems broken a bit to me +2011-04-06.txt:00:01:55: <ZOMGMODULES> i thought it did -- not with | though +2011-04-06.txt:00:02:11: <ZOMGMODULES> goto should totally derefence +2011-04-06.txt:00:02:28: <ZOMGMODULES> oh wait +2011-04-06.txt:00:02:30: <ZOMGMODULES> |help exp +2011-04-06.txt:00:02:30: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: All items in [brackets] are replaced by their value, in a recursive, depth-first manner. +2011-04-06.txt:00:02:46: <ZOMGMODULES> |[~/send] +2011-04-06.txt:00:02:46: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: Help is available for: assignment expressions print goto tell source errors +2011-04-06.txt:00:02:51: <ZOMGMODULES> see +2011-04-06.txt:00:02:57: <ZOMGMODULES> execute = [] +2011-04-06.txt:00:03:04: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: but but +2011-04-06.txt:00:03:23: <ZOMGMODULES> |~/send=~/send +2011-04-06.txt:00:03:23: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: ~/send +2011-04-06.txt:00:03:27: <ZOMGMODULES> |[~/send] +2011-04-06.txt:00:03:27: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: ~/send +2011-04-06.txt:00:03:34: <ZOMGMODULES> |goto [~/send] +2011-04-06.txt:00:03:34: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: ~/send +2011-04-06.txt:00:03:43: <ZOMGMODULES> |~/send=goto ~/send +2011-04-06.txt:00:03:43: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: goto ~/send +2011-04-06.txt:00:03:46: <ZOMGMODULES> |[~/send] +2011-04-06.txt:00:03:46: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: goto ~/send +2011-04-06.txt:00:03:58: <ZOMGMODULES> |~/send=[goto ~/send] +2011-04-06.txt:00:03:59: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: goto ~/send +2011-04-06.txt:00:04:02: <ZOMGMODULES> |[~/send] +2011-04-06.txt:00:04:02: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: goto ~/send +2011-04-06.txt:00:04:04: <ZOMGMODULES> grrrr +2011-04-06.txt:00:04:24: <ZOMGMODULES> i think currently expansion is SOMETIMES +2011-04-06.txt:00:04:54: <ZOMGMODULES> i totally figured out how to do a loop in this, once +2011-04-06.txt:00:05:11: <ZOMGMODULES> |/global=hi +2011-04-06.txt:00:05:11: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: hi +2011-04-06.txt:00:05:15: <ZOMGMODULES> |/global +2011-04-06.txt:00:05:15: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: hi +2011-04-06.txt:00:05:19: <ZOMGMODULES> |ls +2011-04-06.txt:00:05:19: <storkbot> ZOMGMODULES: Unknown command. Type '|help' for help. +[too many lines; stopping]