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+Paprika Measure:
+	2 dashes    ==  1 smidgen
+	2 smidgens  ==  1 pinch
+	3 pinches   ==  1 soupcon
+	2 soupcons  ==  2 much paprika
+-----
+I shot an arrow in to the air, and it stuck.
+		-- graffito in Los Angeles
+
+On a clear day,
+U.C.L.A.
+		-- graffito in San Francisco
+
+There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our
+lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
+		-- Robert Orben
+-----
+Would that my hand were as swift as my tongue.
+		-- Alfieri
+-----
+"An organization dries up if you don't challenge it with growth."
+		-- Mark Shepherd, former President and CEO of Texas Instruments
+-----
+People disagree with me.  I just ignore them.
+		-- Linus Torvalds, regarding the use of C++ for the Linux kernel
+-----
+The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
+		-- American proverb
+-----
+Overdrawn?  But I still have checks left!
+-----
+Can't open /usr/share/games/fortunes/fortunes.  Lid stuck on cookie jar.
+-----
+O primeiro homem que, tendo erguido uma cerca em volta de seu terreno e 
+proclamado `isto me pertence!', encontrou gente ingênua o suficiente para 
+acreditar nele, foi o fundador da sociedade civil.
+                -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau, filósofo suíço
+-----
+           ._.
+         \ ) ( /
+       ._)\|o|/(_,
+       |___ O ___|
+       ' )/|o|\( `
+         / | | \
+           | |
+           )_(
+-----
+> The day people think linux would be better served by somebody else (FSF
+> being the natural alternative), I'll "abdicate".  I don't think that
+> it's something people have to worry about right now - I don't see it
+> happening in the near future.  I enjoy doing linux, even though it does
+> mean some work, and I haven't gotten any complaints (some almost timid
+> reminders about a patch I have forgotten or ignored, but nothing
+> negative so far).
+>
+> Don't take the above to mean that I'll stop the day somebody complains:
+> I'm thick-skinned (Lasu, who is reading this over my shoulder commented
+> that "thick-HEADED is closer to the truth") enough to take some abuse.
+> If I weren't, I'd have stopped developing linux the day ast ridiculed me
+> on c.o.minix.  What I mean is just that while linux has been my baby so
+> far, I don't want to stand in the way if people want to make something
+> better of it (*).
+>
+>                 Linus
+>
+> (*) Hey, maybe I could apply for a saint-hood from the Pope.  Does
+> somebody know what his email-address is? I'm so nice it makes you puke.
+		-- Taken from Linus's reply to someone worried about the future of Linux
+-----
+If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot
+to send it.  But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think
+the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail.  And if *fifty*
+pieces of mail get lost, can you imagine it, if *fifty* pieces of mail get
+lost, why they'll think someone *else* is broken!  And if 1Gb of mail gets
+lost, they'll just *know* that Arpa [ucbarpa.berkeley.edu] is down and
+think it's a conspiracy to keep them from their God given right to receive
+Net Mail ...
+		-- Casey Leedom
+-----
+The Buddha, the Godhead, resides quite as comfortably in the circuits of a
+digital computer or the gears of a cycle transmission as he does at the top
+of a mountain or in the petals of a flower.  To think otherwise is to demean
+the Buddha -- which is to demean oneself.
+		-- Robert Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"
+-----
+A man is known by the company he organizes.
+		-- Ambrose Bierce
+-----
+Errar é humano, mas quando a borracha se gasta mais do que o lápis, você 
+está positivamente exagerando. 
+                -- J. Jenkis
+-----
+All heiresses are beautiful.
+		-- John Dryden
+-----
+Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
+-----
+Oportunidades normalmente estão disfarçadas de trabalho duro, de forma
+que muitas vezes as pessoas não as reconhecem.
+-----
+I was offered a job as a hoodlum and I turned it down cold.  A thief is
+anybody who gets out and works for his living, like robbing a bank or
+breaking into a place and stealing stuff, or kidnapping somebody.  He really
+gives some effort to it.  A hoodlum is a pretty lousy sort of scum.  He
+works for gangsters and bumps guys off when they have been put on the spot.
+Why, after I'd made my rep, some of the Chicago Syndicate wanted me to work
+for them as a hood -- you know, handling a machine gun.  They offered me
+two hundred and fifty dollars a week and all the protection I needed.  I
+was on the lam at the time and not able to work at my regular line.  But
+I wouldn't consider it.  "I'm a thief," I said.  "I'm no lousy hoodlum."
+		-- Alvin Karpis, "Public Enemy Number One"
+-----
+Faceiro como guri de tirador novo.
+-----
+About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.
+-----