# HG changeset patch # User HackBot # Date 1367698532 0 # Node ID e9638f21791721d888d182ac588b1533930f087d # Parent 4d589e003f6a0995ad00d4d26c231d16279d03d2 pastelogs taneb.*hexham diff -r 4d589e003f6a -r e9638f217917 paste/paste.25219 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.25219 Sat May 04 20:15:32 2013 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,223 @@ +2011-07-16.txt:16:03:20: I seriously do live in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:16:06:07: He lives in Hexham? +2011-07-16.txt:16:10:26: I can prove that I live in Hexham! +2011-07-16.txt:16:12:01: I had no idea that you were going to ask me if I lived in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:16:13:42: And that other time when there's a historical redoey thingy on about the Hexham Protests +2011-07-16.txt:16:17:35: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Queen_Elizabeth_High_School,_Hexham&action=history +2011-07-16.txt:16:18:01: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Queen_Elizabeth_High_School,_Hexham&diff=prev&oldid=371171660 +2011-07-16.txt:18:05:59: Still not believing I live in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:18:07:03: I cannot think of a way to prove that I am in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:18:09:09: I will stand next to the abbey in site of the Hexham Courant Webcam for a while with a sign saying "I AM TANEB" +2011-07-16.txt:21:47:10: Taneb: Are you serious do you live in Hexham. +2011-07-16.txt:21:51:53: Taneb: <elliott> Taneb: Are you serious do you live in Hexham. +2011-07-16.txt:21:54:58: Hexham has a population that I'm gonna call 10000 for easier maths +2011-07-16.txt:21:57:04: By these numbers, there is a 1 in 600000 chance of a random person living in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:21:57:57: That means there is over a 1 in 1000 chance of one living in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:21:58:09: Taneb, you of course realise that the probability of a random esolanger being from Hexham is much more than 1/600000. +2011-07-16.txt:21:59:45: Taneb: OK fine, the chance of a random person who is both an esolanger and who reads MSPA living in Hexham is pretty low :-P +2011-07-16.txt:22:00:38: Me and Taneb are the only two people in Hexham. +2011-07-16.txt:22:15:14: Zero, Elliott, when I heard you lived in Hexham I checked you out +2011-07-18.txt:12:43:55: Whereabouts in Hexham do you live? +2011-07-22.txt:23:11:52: is it cold there Taneb too am i the only cold person in hexham +2011-07-31.txt:17:56:30: I think my great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather was christened in Hexham +2011-08-03.txt:19:17:13: Those people from Hexham are weird +2011-09-12.txt:19:13:38: Also, I think Hexham has a disproportionately large amount of esoteric programming enthusiasts +2011-09-12.txt:19:15:32: And as far as I am aware, we've NEVER MET <-- how large is Hexham? +2011-09-12.txt:19:31:50: Phantom_Hoover: I and Taneb can never meet. <-- wait, wouldn't it be ok as long as it is nowhere near hexham? +2011-09-12.txt:19:46:56: http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=59.800634,10.634766&spn=31.091097,70.136719&sll=59.800634,10.195313&sspn=31.091097,70.136719 +2011-09-12.txt:19:56:26: We've got to get to Northern Sweden from Hexham via Scotland, Belgium, England, Netherlands, England, Denmark, Germany, Latvia, Sweden, Estonia and Finland together without meeting +2011-09-12.txt:20:05:14: That's a bit like Hexham, then +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:19: Taneb has 'Hexham' on ping. +2011-09-13.txt:20:23:11: It's actually bigger than Hexham +2011-09-13.txt:20:24:23: Wow, Hexham and Scotland have swapped populations +2011-09-13.txt:20:28:31: Practically in Hexham +2011-09-16.txt:15:12:50: I blame the awful weather in Hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:48:19: ais523: tl;dr Taneb mentioned he was from Northumberland, PH said "please don't tell me you live in Hexham", Taneb freaked out. +2011-09-21.txt:19:41:04: 2011-09-21.txt:18:48:19: ais523: tl;dr Taneb mentioned he was from Northumberland, PH said "please don't tell me you live in Hexham", Taneb freaked out. +2011-09-21.txt:19:41:44: taneb is from hexham? +2011-09-21.txt:22:31:12: 2011-07-16.txt:21:47:10: Taneb: Are you serious do you live in Hexham. +2011-10-19.txt:20:50:48: Narrowly beating Hexham +2011-10-19.txt:20:51:27: Hexham isn't in Finland! +2011-10-19.txt:20:51:35: Hexham's in hell! +2011-10-25.txt:16:26:43: I need a restaurant recommendation near Hexham +2011-10-30.txt:21:16:58: Come to Hexham! +2011-11-20.txt:17:22:42: Little does Taneb|Hovercraft know, but I actually live in Hexham, Australia. +2011-11-20.txt:17:22:52: elliott_, which Hexham, Australia +2011-11-25.txt:21:40:06: Odds that me and elliott have seen each-other, based on the assumption we both live in Hexham: quite likely +2011-11-25.txt:21:55:17: I am the second weirdest Irregular Webcomic and Homestuck reading esoteric programmer from Hexham +2011-12-09.txt:22:45:25: Phantom_Hoover, you didn't pass through Hexham +2011-12-09.txt:22:47:40: You probably took the East Coast line which doesn't go via Hexham +2011-12-09.txt:22:47:57: If you want Hexham you either need the Tyne Valley line or... +2011-12-15.txt:17:15:47: Right down to the councillor for Hexham East +2011-12-15.txt:17:16:02: Taneb: what constituency is Hexham in, btw? +2011-12-15.txt:17:16:09: ais523, the handily named Hexham +2011-12-15.txt:17:23:10: itidus21, Dilston is a hamlet. Lowgate is a hamlet. /Fellside/ is a hamlet. Hexham is a TOWN godammit! +2012-01-02.txt:22:11:41: It was basically "Taneb shows up, mentions he's from Northumberland, I take a shot in the dark and ask him if he's from Hexham, both he and elliott have heart attacks." +2012-02-03.txt:13:10:20: That's pandas, you fool, not Hexhamites +2012-02-03.txt:22:40:35: He was trying to think of a name because Hexham Haskell Compiler looked stupid? +2012-02-18.txt:13:31:41: Best ever headline: http://www.hexhamcourant.co.uk/news/news-at-a-glance/late-post-is-not-that-late-1.924528 +2012-02-18.txt:13:40:13: Best ever headline: http://www.hexhamcourant.co.uk/news/news-at-a-glance/late-post-is-not-that-late-1.924528 +2012-02-21.txt:17:16:07: Killer64, important question: do you live in Hexham? +2012-02-21.txt:17:17:28: Two regulars on this channel are both about the same age, live in Hexham (not a huge town), both read MS Paint Adventures and HAVE NEVER MET +2012-02-21.txt:21:38:38: Two regulars on this channel are both about the same age, live in Hexham (not a huge town), both read MS Paint Adventures and HAVE NEVER MET +2012-02-21.txt:21:40:02: Taneb lives in Hexham? +2012-02-26.txt:18:26:50: My name has been mentioned in the Hexham Courant +2012-04-05.txt:16:35:44: david_werecat, do you live in Hexham? +2012-04-05.txt:16:39:13: (there's 2 from Hexham and 5-ish from Helsinki) +2012-04-05.txt:16:39:31: * Taneb has been to Hexham! +2012-04-05.txt:16:41:30: `? hexham +2012-04-05.txt:16:43:47: Of course, for Helsinki to have the same esolanger density as hexham, it would need over 100 esolangers. +2012-04-30.txt:19:23:07: lives in Hexham +2012-05-09.txt:19:13:28: It's a hamlet to the East of Hexham +2012-05-14.txt:15:21:30: `pastelogs `learn Hexham +2012-05-16.txt:12:43:45: (People from Hexham are immune to Glasgow. We even have a train that goes there) +2012-05-16.txt:14:02:25: Is Hexham a pilgrimage site? +2012-05-30.txt:20:45:19: I live in Hexham +2012-05-31.txt:14:02:46: Unfortunately, these amount to "Hexham" and "Outside of Hexham" +2012-06-02.txt:11:50:49: Do you live in Hexham? +2012-06-07.txt:18:36:31: `? Hexham +2012-06-07.txt:18:37:38: `learn Hexham is a European town. There are nine people in Hexham, and at least two of them are in this channel. Taneb looks after the ham. +2012-06-14.txt:18:37:14: The greater Hexham area has some forests and lakes, but they're all artificial +2012-06-14.txt:19:16:09: I'm just some person who can pull off sounding like a nerd in Hexham +2012-06-18.txt:21:09:16: Taneb: you should have 3 mansions, one in each hexham :P +2012-06-18.txt:21:10:16: oerjan, aww, come on. One Hexham's tiny and another's in New South Wales +2012-06-19.txt:09:26:46: Oh god this exists https://twitter.com/#!/HexhamProblems +2012-06-19.txt:09:30:58: Taneb: Are those Hexham Problems the kind of problems you have? +2012-06-19.txt:09:39:32: It may be Hexham-specific slang +2012-06-19.txt:09:40:09: Taneb: well i'm absolutely sure that all the people from hexham would be happier if hexham slang didn't become a major topic :D +2012-06-19.txt:09:46:56: Especially the one in Hexham, which is next to the cinema +2012-06-28.txt:20:19:15: Taneb, isn't hexham like a small village kind of deal? +2012-07-01.txt:17:53:46: It's a Hexham Classic +2012-07-01.txt:18:14:12: Phantom_Hoover, what's the weather like in the Hexham of the North that Isn't Helsinki? +2012-07-11.txt:19:13:58: I live in the CAPITAL OF ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING, Hexham +2012-07-11.txt:19:14:10: sirdancealot, do you live in Hexham or Finland? +2012-07-11.txt:19:19:42: Hexham north +2012-07-22.txt:19:16:51: Okay, he probably didn't find a time machine and move to 2011 Hexham +2012-07-22.txt:21:15:25: There's a Jehova's witness place-y thing just outside Hexham +2012-07-26.txt:19:12:12: I'm all the way in Hexham, Not Victoria right now +2012-07-26.txt:19:12:55: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexham,_Victoria +2012-07-26.txt:19:14:37: (hexham joke) +2012-07-26.txt:20:18:54: Edinburgh's like, 3 or 4 miles away from Hexham, right? +2012-07-28.txt:21:51:08: Taneb: evidence shows that hexhammers get bored by this channel eventually, then just join occasionally to snark. +2012-07-28.txt:21:53:17: There's a book about Hexham? +2012-07-31.txt:17:10:56: I'm all the hexham +2012-07-31.txt:17:16:24: A THING IN A PLACE WHERE BARELY ANYONE HAS HEARD OF HEXHAM +2012-07-31.txt:17:17:57: I believe Hexham has been used as a euphemism for Hell and the middle of nowhere in parts of southern Scotland +2012-07-31.txt:17:20:32: But I live in Hexham +2012-07-31.txt:17:21:41: That is, just outside Hexham, not just outside me +2012-07-31.txt:18:17:35: Taneb: I live inside Hexham. +2012-08-01.txt:19:13:44: Yeah, it's even the case in Hexham :( +2012-08-01.txt:19:15:04: If Hexham can have sides, Turku can have sides +2012-08-03.txt:17:56:38: Do you live in Hexham? +2012-08-03.txt:17:58:11: Yeah, that's not really near Hexham nor Finland +2012-08-03.txt:17:58:56: Hexham's a town in Northumberland where at least 1 in 6000 people are in this channel RIGHT NOW +2012-08-03.txt:18:00:39: (Hexham has population 12000ish) +2012-08-04.txt:15:34:01: `? Hexham +2012-08-05.txt:22:12:10: fungot: of old Hexham Town, of course +2012-08-10.txt:20:32:46: Hexham's about half way between Birmingham and Aberdeen +2012-08-11.txt:15:27:38: It has a page "Routes via Hexham" which otherwise does not mention Hexham +2012-08-11.txt:15:27:56: Although it does show the Carlisle -> York via Hexham route +2012-08-11.txt:15:41:37: You know, Hexham's high school is older than most countries +2012-08-11.txt:19:37:13: Right, Hexham has routeing points Newcastle and Carlisle +2012-08-11.txt:19:37:55: That means there's only one valid route from Hexham to Newcastle +2012-08-13.txt:20:48:53: * Phantom_Hoover realises atriq is Taneb after briefly entertaining the possibility of a third Hexhammer in the channel. +2012-12-09.txt:21:27:11: Taneb, well if you see a young-ish girl with black hair in Hexham, that's probably elliott. +2013-01-05.txt:23:20:43: Are you Finnish or Hexham-y? +2013-01-06.txt:02:12:25: 2011-09-12.txt:19:31:50: Phantom_Hoover: I and Taneb can never meet. <-- wait, wouldn't it be ok as long as it is nowhere near hexham? +2013-01-09.txt:19:38:58: Is that, the Globe as in the pub in Hexham +2013-01-20.txt:20:58:25: ...Hexham's built on a hill +2013-01-23.txt:20:15:15: boily, Hexham is about as North as Calgary +2013-01-26.txt:05:19:42: brainfuck \ ais523 \ oregon \ ehird \ fungot \ mad \ coppro \ monad \ d-module \ heck \ phantom__________hoover \ monoids \ homestuck \ lifthrasiir \ ievan \ wiki \ wisdom \ parsley \ coffee \ pizza \ footnote 8 \ taneb \ bike \ atrix \ banach-tarski \ you \ intercal \ boily \ lens \ phantom___hoover \ hexham \ irc \ ΓΈ \ helsinki \ devious \ kalli +2013-01-31.txt:21:16:51: `? hexham +2013-02-03.txt:09:53:39: Did you know Hexham has a Village Band? +2013-02-03.txt:11:19:41: impomatic, what were you doing in Hexham? +2013-02-03.txt:11:21:33: I've seen a few in Hexham, but not Corbridge +2013-02-07.txt:21:09:41: And I am rather well known in the Hexham community +2013-02-07.txt:21:29:45: boily, going back a bit, the least densely populated area of England is legally part of Hexham +2013-02-13.txt:16:14:29: Halite, do you live in Hexham +2013-02-13.txt:16:19:25: Two people in this channel live in Hexham, three (including Halite) live in the West Midlands, and about 9 live in Finland +2013-02-17.txt:20:45:27: There's a market in Hexham and there used to be an exchange but now it's a cafe thing +2013-02-26.txt:17:08:40: Hexham isn't quite north enough to be in Scotland +2013-02-27.txt:20:06:57: ~duck Hexham +2013-03-03.txt:20:38:46: There's one of them in Hexham +2013-03-03.txt:23:34:08: I thought taneb was Hexhamish. +2013-03-04.txt:20:46:45: "Where's Hexham? +2013-03-08.txt:14:31:32: ~duck Hexham +2013-03-08.txt:19:37:57: Because our elliott lives in Hexham and there hasn't been any snow here for a couple of weeks +2013-03-09.txt:19:08:23: Hexham? More like MAX HEH +2013-03-10.txt:00:27:23: The cola of Hexham +2013-03-14.txt:17:25:14: News in Hexham: "Extra day scrapped" +2013-03-14.txt:18:50:20: Alas, Hexham does not have a flag +2013-03-15.txt:22:16:53: {^Raven^}, did you get asked the Hexham question when you used to be here? +2013-03-15.txt:22:17:42: {^Raven^}, do you live in Hexham? +2013-03-15.txt:23:42:39: That's like 100 miles away from Hexham +2013-03-15.txt:23:43:35: https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?saddr=hexham&daddr=sheffield&hl=en&sll=52.8382,-2.327815&sspn=7.728394,20.214844&geocode=FfnQRgMdcMXf_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFQmILgMde5Hp_ykVvuj6qQp5SDF4sAav9ScoPg&t=h&mra=ls&z=8 +2013-03-15.txt:23:51:50: But yeah, the Hexham accent is somewhere between vaguely british and geordie +2013-03-15.txt:23:56:40: `quote Hexham +2013-03-15.txt:23:57:27: `run quote Hexham | tail -c600 +2013-03-16.txt:17:17:39: I need to buy what my mum would call a "Hexham hat" for my SATW!Finland cosplay +2013-03-16.txt:17:31:33: But where would I find a gas mask in Hexham! +2013-03-16.txt:22:57:49: ...there's a Hexham Annual Town Meeting?! +2013-03-17.txt:20:52:34: "Do you live in Hexham?" +2013-03-17.txt:20:53:22: Boston is internationally famous for being neither in Hexham nor Finland +2013-03-17.txt:20:53:43: Indeed, the largest city known as Boston is on a different continent to both Hexham and Finland +2013-03-17.txt:20:54:01: However, there is at least one place known as Boston that is in the same country as Hexham +2013-03-17.txt:20:54:59: Washington State too is neither in Hexham or Finland +2013-03-19.txt:18:10:04: ais523, they set fire to the church in Hexham +2013-03-19.txt:20:24:29: It was on the front page of the Hexham Courant +2013-03-19.txt:20:25:46: Taneb: Is Hexham Currant a type of a berry? +2013-03-19.txt:20:26:16: Taneb: is that the diameter of Hexham? +2013-03-19.txt:20:26:31: It's about twice the diameter of Hexham +2013-03-19.txt:20:27:14: ais523, the one near me is pretty much in the middle of Hexham +2013-03-19.txt:20:27:49: elliott, there's Wheelbirk's, but that's not in Hexham +2013-03-19.txt:20:34:14: Please don't move to Hexham just to become a Christian +2013-03-20.txt:18:33:33: Newcastle is a much nicer offer, but it's barely away from Hexham +2013-03-20.txt:18:51:05: I'm to the east of the middle of Hexham +2013-03-20.txt:19:22:58: Hexham, ~60kg +2013-03-21.txt:17:40:11: Hexham has no Starbucks +2013-03-21.txt:17:47:22: Trivia: George Stephenson, railway pioneer, was from near Hexham +2013-03-22.txt:15:25:36: Also, apparently Hexham wants to be the Barcelona of the north +2013-03-25.txt:16:17:22: Taneb: probably best to check if he/she's from Hexham +2013-03-25.txt:16:17:36: ais523, I do know people from outside of Hexham +2013-03-25.txt:16:17:58: Shambhala, are you from Hexham? +2013-03-31.txt:20:39:30: Back when elliott was the only person in Hexham +2013-03-31.txt:21:00:42: Vorpal, Hexham has decent trains and buses +2013-03-31.txt:21:01:17: Hexham has less than 12000 people +2013-04-01.txt:14:42:13: Taneb: I thought you earlier said that there was only one ice cream shop in hexham, and it closed down +2013-04-01.txt:14:47:17: The ice cream van that did the best ice cream in Hexham, the driver got arrested for drug dealing +2013-04-06.txt:17:43:12: I deliver presents to all the little girls and boys all over the east half of Hexham +2013-04-08.txt:12:35:45: How about Hexham? +2013-04-08.txt:12:36:15: (Hexham's in the UK) +2013-04-08.txt:12:37:08: You're getting progressively further from Finland and Hexham +2013-04-08.txt:20:51:46: tswett, us Hexhamers all have wings +2013-04-11.txt:18:56:37: Hexham has a greek restaurant +2013-04-12.txt:18:04:02: ThatOtherPersonY, the shop in Hexham that sells nice ice cream closed down +2013-04-14.txt:09:36:56: St Andrews is a town just a bit bigger than Hexham, with a major university and 7 golf courses +2013-04-14.txt:09:37:08: Hexham only has 2 golf courses and no university +2013-04-18.txt:20:29:48: Taneb: so you are east of hexham's middle, northeast from lake windermere. +2013-04-18.txt:20:30:36: And I am in the east of Hexham +2013-04-18.txt:20:56:27: I have a party to attend on Saturday in Hexham +2013-04-18.txt:21:01:39: Phantom_Hoover, neither me nor elliott were actually born in Hexham +2013-04-18.txt:21:02:30: Phantom_Hoover, I was born 23 miles away from Hexham +2013-04-18.txt:21:06:28: Fiora, no, we're discussing the Hexham coincidence +2013-04-19.txt:12:39:32: Did we find a cause for the Hexham Coincidence last night? +2013-04-19.txt:12:48:46: elliott_: Hexham Golf Club, tomorrow, 7:30 pm, bring money +2013-04-19.txt:15:52:33: http://www.hexhamcourant.co.uk/news/2.2978/students-pass-classic-test-1.288062?referrerPath=home/2.3307 +2013-04-19.txt:15:58:33: ThatOtherPerson is an American living in Saudi Arabia. I am a Brit/Aussie living in Hexham +2013-04-19.txt:15:58:53: As Hexham is not in Saudi Arabia, I am not ThatOtherPerson +2013-04-19.txt:21:24:42: So, chechnya is a good deal more caucasian than, say, Hexham +2013-04-19.txt:21:45:22: There was a riot in Hexham once +2013-04-19.txt:21:55:33: Taneb: btw i don't know a single thing about guy opperman (actually i know nothing at all about hexham politics), can i apply my blanket hate-tories rule +2013-04-19.txt:22:00:06: In my council constituency (Hexham East) there's a tory, a labour, a lib dem, and a UKIP ice cream man +2013-04-19.txt:22:00:59: It's more or less the same in the other two thirds of Hexham, but only Hexham East has an ice cream man as a candidate! +2013-04-19.txt:22:06:56: In my council constituency (Hexham East) there's a tory, a labour, a lib dem, and a UKIP ice cream man +2013-04-20.txt:17:20:55: Hexham golf club, not Tyne Green golf club +2013-04-21.txt:20:52:22: Booking ages in advance, £61.40 from Hexham to Manchester +2013-04-28.txt:18:17:53: Do you recall the Hexham co-incidence? +2013-04-28.txt:18:19:27: Hexham got attacked by vikings +2013-04-29.txt:22:17:14: Taneb: 7 is the sacred number of hexham +2013-04-29.txt:22:17:35: You'd think 6 would be the sacred number of Hexham +2013-04-29.txt:22:20:16: Bike: you should move to Hexham +2013-05-03.txt:16:50:42: In Hexham +2013-05-03.txt:17:08:30: Taneb: elliott: meet in Hexham Parks tomorrow at 3:00 PM +2013-05-03.txt:17:08:55: For a start I don't think there's such a thing as Hexham Parks