# HG changeset patch # User HackBot # Date 1371668804 0 # Node ID e413354abe4465ecdc6a3fd0d358f0203904019a # Parent aaf901b19345ebc806249456cbae1dd79a0b7cce pastelogs Hexham diff -r aaf901b19345 -r e413354abe44 paste/paste.5982 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.5982 Wed Jun 19 19:06:44 2013 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2008-03-14.txt:20:48:37: google suggests hexham, england +2009-02-07.txt:17:13:24: ais523: hexham +2009-02-07.txt:17:23:07: "Hexham is the administrative centre for the Tynedale district" +2009-02-07.txt:17:24:45: hexhamshire used to be a county +2009-02-21.txt:23:31:43: 4 orchard terrace, hexham, northumberland, united kingdom, ne46 3pw +2009-04-06.txt:18:49:28: AnMaster_ipv6: 4 orchard terrace, hexham, northumberland +2009-04-06.txt:18:51:10: Hexham sounds like an awesome name. Something sort of combination of witch-style cursery and ham. +2009-04-06.txt:18:51:38: ehird was surprised that I'd heard of Hexham before he told me +2009-04-06.txt:19:02:45: there's a Hexham Close near me, so I'd heard the word. +2009-04-25.txt:20:46:58: and now you live in Hexham, which is famous although its residents deny it +2009-04-25.txt:20:47:19: Born in hemel hempstead (sp)... somewhere or another for a while... west pelton... prudhoe... and hexham +2009-05-22.txt:16:40:53: nooga: if you drop by hexham you're welcome not to visit me +2009-05-22.txt:16:44:02: ehird: isn't hexham that village near newcastle? +2009-05-22.txt:16:46:18: nooga: then the only thing you could do in Hexham is either come on the right day and look at the boring market and not visit a 13-year-old named elliott hird +2009-06-05.txt:00:22:23: fizzie: hexham or something like that +2009-06-05.txt:20:54:11: 16:22:23 fizzie: hexham or something like that +2009-06-05.txt:20:55:06: unless he's been constantly lying, though, he lives in Hexham +2009-07-02.txt:15:44:19: although if Hexham's as boring as you claim it is, that might give me an incentive to avoid your hometown and so avoid you by implication +2009-07-02.txt:15:46:51: It just looks like a church to me and it's called Hexham Abbey +2009-07-02.txt:15:47:06: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexham_Abbey +2009-07-02.txt:15:59:47: http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/7200/642pxhexhamabbey.jpg gahahahaha +2009-07-02.txt:18:29:08: ehird: I don't think I've ever conciously avoided you either <-- i think you need to go to hexham to do that properly +2009-07-02.txt:18:37:57: oerjan: I was wondering if conciously avoiding Hexham was sufficient +2009-08-20.txt:07:29:59: i think hexham should count, with that name +2009-10-04.txt:03:14:16: 4 Orchard Terrace, Hexham, England +2009-10-08.txt:03:15:18: sir ehird, baron of hexham +2009-10-12.txt:14:35:31: you may all call me "mr really-obscure-village-near-hexham-but-nearer-prudhoe" +2009-10-15.txt:12:39:01: ehird: hexham? or somewhere else? +2009-10-15.txt:12:40:22: although, I presume you were surprised I'd even heard of Hexham in the first place +2009-10-15.txt:12:42:00: Lived in Prudhoe before Hexham, anyawy. +2009-10-15.txt:12:43:21: Just checked; the village is 10 miles away from Hexham. +2009-10-17.txt:21:35:30: in hexham there was an exchange in town +2009-11-28.txt:01:26:31: I doubt there even is a Baron of Hexham +2009-11-28.txt:01:28:04: Aubrey Geoffrey Frederick Rippon, Baron Rippon of Hexham +2010-03-20.txt:18:44:39: alise: I don't remember where you live, but walking from Hexham (which I think was at least nearby at some point) to where I live would take you just 5 days, 13 hours. (It involves some 371 steps; you take the Newcastle-Ijmuiden-Amsterdam ferry to Netherlands, then the Hoek van Holland-Harwich ferry back to UK, then the Harwich-Esbjerg ferry to Denmark; then you just walk across Denmark (a hundred miles or so), take another ferry to Rostock, and from there to H +2010-03-20.txt:18:53:53: The car-directions hexham->helsinki make more sense +2010-03-20.txt:18:59:25: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=helsinki+to:brussels&hl=en&geocode=&mra=ls&dirflg=w&sll=-5.52475,179.448463&sspn=74.498813,114.433594&ie=UTF8&ll=48.806863,8.481445&spn=13.289494,28.608398&z=5 +2010-03-20.txt:18:59:33: Hexham, Helsinki, Brussels. +2010-05-02.txt:01:42:29: My wall of my room in the previous Hexham house that my computer stood at had a down-staircase on the other side. +2010-05-22.txt:14:06:06: AnMaster: It's 25 degrees in Hexham apparently but it's nowhere near that temperature here indoors +2010-07-17.txt:23:28:41: The Hexham Courant is the biggest waste of trees I've ever read. +2010-08-01.txt:16:56:27: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexham +2010-08-04.txt:01:00:10: If you're not in Newcastle, you're too far away to visit Hexham without making me worry that rape is a serious possibility. +2010-08-14.txt:17:05:09: Hexham is north-east. +2010-12-18.txt:20:50:50: elliott, I DETEST YOU AND I AM ALREADY ON A TRAIN TO HEXHAM TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A LAMP POST. +2010-12-29.txt:12:51:29: Hey, one of the people on the Oolite board is from Hexham. I should tell elliott. +2010-12-29.txt:17:04:17: 04:51:29 Hey, one of the people on the Oolite board is from Hexham. I should tell elliott. +2010-12-29.txt:17:08:31: elliott, I have absolutely no idea about him other than that he is from Hexham and his punctuation and spelling are good +2011-01-22.txt:00:58:06: elliott, I know you live in Hexham and I know your surname. +2011-01-22.txt:00:58:50: How many people can there be in Hexham +2011-01-22.txt:01:39:01: Especially as there is a second Elliott Hird in Hexham. +2011-05-22.txt:18:56:47: elliott, quick, show us a picture of Hexham so we may laugh. +2011-06-17.txt:22:33:37: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/libertycentral/2011/jun/17/library-censoring-internet-hexham +2011-06-17.txt:22:33:43: Hexham: exactly the same as China. +2011-06-29.txt:04:35:29: http://208.87.32.71/landerbanners/he/hexham.com.jpg hexham +2011-06-29.txt:04:37:59: tigers in hexham +2011-06-29.txt:04:38:18: total hexham.com.jpg +2011-07-08.txt:09:35:09: hexham lava +2011-07-08.txt:09:35:33: maybe i'll just call the actual DSL hexham lava +2011-07-08.txt:09:36:11: do you still live in an insignificant village vaguely near Hexham? +2011-07-08.txt:09:36:28: ais523: no, I've been in Hexham proper since late last year +2011-07-08.txt:09:45:40: do you still live in an insignificant village vaguely near Hexham? <-- wait, hexham isn't an insignificant village? +2011-07-16.txt:16:01:00: Please don't tell me you live in Hexham. +2011-07-16.txt:16:01:23: You... you do live in Hexham, don't you. +2011-07-16.txt:16:02:10: how many people live in hexham? +2011-07-16.txt:16:02:35: then either you do not live in hexham or we know who brought you here +2011-07-16.txt:16:03:20: I seriously do live in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:16:05:08: huh. well elliott lives in hexham as well +2011-07-16.txt:16:06:07: He lives in Hexham? +2011-07-16.txt:16:10:26: I can prove that I live in Hexham! +2011-07-16.txt:16:11:35: a guy with your palindrome talent could easily work it out we were going to ask you if you lived in hexham. +2011-07-16.txt:16:12:01: I had no idea that you were going to ask me if I lived in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:16:12:46: how many festivals a year does hexham have? +2011-07-16.txt:16:13:42: And that other time when there's a historical redoey thingy on about the Hexham Protests +2011-07-16.txt:16:14:30: ""Hexham" was used in the Borders as a euphemism for "Hell"." +2011-07-16.txt:16:17:35: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Queen_Elizabeth_High_School,_Hexham&action=history +2011-07-16.txt:16:18:01: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Queen_Elizabeth_High_School,_Hexham&diff=prev&oldid=371171660 +2011-07-16.txt:18:05:59: Still not believing I live in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:18:06:36: i'm currently acting on the assumption that you will consistently claim to be from hexham +2011-07-16.txt:18:07:03: I cannot think of a way to prove that I am in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:18:08:20: go to one of the things hexham has that is on the internet and put something of my choice there +2011-07-16.txt:18:09:09: I will stand next to the abbey in site of the Hexham Courant Webcam for a while with a sign saying "I AM TANEB" +2011-07-16.txt:21:47:10: Taneb: Are you serious do you live in Hexham. +2011-07-16.txt:21:51:53: Taneb: <elliott> Taneb: Are you serious do you live in Hexham. +2011-07-16.txt:21:54:58: Hexham has a population that I'm gonna call 10000 for easier maths +2011-07-16.txt:21:57:04: By these numbers, there is a 1 in 600000 chance of a random person living in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:21:57:57: That means there is over a 1 in 1000 chance of one living in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:21:58:09: Taneb, you of course realise that the probability of a random esolanger being from Hexham is much more than 1/600000. +2011-07-16.txt:21:59:45: Taneb: OK fine, the chance of a random person who is both an esolanger and who reads MSPA living in Hexham is pretty low :-P +2011-07-16.txt:22:00:38: Me and Taneb are the only two people in Hexham. +2011-07-16.txt:22:00:56: well i kind of live in hexham too +2011-07-16.txt:22:01:56: elliott, as in, Hexham was where fax lives or something, so it would seem likely that Taneb is fax +2011-07-16.txt:22:02:35: elliott, erm, fax lived in Hexham? +2011-07-16.txt:22:15:14: Zero, Elliott, when I heard you lived in Hexham I checked you out +2011-07-18.txt:12:43:55: Whereabouts in Hexham do you live? +2011-07-22.txt:23:11:52: is it cold there Taneb too am i the only cold person in hexham +2011-07-31.txt:17:56:30: I think my great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather was christened in Hexham +2011-08-03.txt:19:17:13: Those people from Hexham are weird +2011-09-12.txt:01:50:24: but you can't shout loud enough to reach Birmingham from Hexham +2011-09-12.txt:01:55:28: elliott: interestingly, Google Maps suggests two entirely different routes from Hexham to Birmingham +2011-09-12.txt:01:56:14: also, I didn't really appreciate that Hexham was that far North +2011-09-12.txt:01:57:16: that'd make sense, who'd put Hexham in a geoIP? +2011-09-12.txt:01:58:31: "We could not calculate directions between Hexham, UK and Birmingham, AL." +2011-09-12.txt:01:58:55: http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham+uk&daddr=birmingham+uk&hl=en&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=34.122306,85.869141&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFZHTIAMdKBvj_ylzcUEbLZRwSDGYee6u8P6Byg&vpsrc=0&mra=ls&t=m&z=7 +2011-09-12.txt:02:05:52: http://www.sustrans.org.uk/map?searchKey=hexham&searchType=search&Search=Find this is not very pleasant to use +2011-09-12.txt:02:05:54: anyway, route 72 seems to go through hexham +2011-09-12.txt:02:07:53: the route seems to be mostly along the north of Hexham, and makes a small detour to visit the railway station +2011-09-12.txt:02:09:03: that should be your walking route from Hexham to Birmingham +2011-09-12.txt:02:09:34: but Hexham's so far north of Birmingham that I doubt it +2011-09-12.txt:19:11:29: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:11:42: it goes from hexham to the netherlands +2011-09-12.txt:19:13:38: Also, I think Hexham has a disproportionately large amount of esoteric programming enthusiasts +2011-09-12.txt:19:15:32: And as far as I am aware, we've NEVER MET <-- how large is Hexham? +2011-09-12.txt:19:31:50: Phantom_Hoover: I and Taneb can never meet. <-- wait, wouldn't it be ok as long as it is nowhere near hexham? +2011-09-12.txt:19:32:59: nooga, fun fact: Hexham is Borders slang for hell. +2011-09-12.txt:19:38:09: ais523: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:40:54: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:41:58: elliott, sorry, http://maps.google.com/maps?q=from:+hexham+to:+edinburgh+to:+68.269125,19.376158&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=48.224673,1.318359&spn=31.503035,57.65625&sll=53.917281,-1.801758&sspn=6.951905,14.414062&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&vpsrc=6&dirflg=w&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:45:19: Phantom_Hoover: oklopol: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:helsinki+to:Kiruna,+Sweden&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3B%3B&sll=67.554754,18.797607&sspn=2.773689,11.634521&vpsrc=0&hl=en&dirflg=w&mra=ls&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:46:05: http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=59.800634,10.634766&spn=31.091097,70.136719&sll=59.800634,10.195313&sspn=31.091097,70.136719 +2011-09-12.txt:19:46:56: http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=59.800634,10.634766&spn=31.091097,70.136719&sll=59.800634,10.195313&sspn=31.091097,70.136719 +2011-09-12.txt:19:47:25: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Riga,+Latvia+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3B%3BFVQelgMdAId8ASmRBiGWxwuSRjFj9-I7hL1OzQ%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&sll=59.592995,11.21014&sspn=29.97045,93.076172&vpsrc=0&hl=en&mra=ls&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:48:25: i could even fly to hexham but i guess that'd defeat the purpose +2011-09-12.txt:19:51:00: olsner: this is our base route: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Riga,+Latvia+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3BFWjvZAMdks9vASntPQflsM_uRjEw_vJozc8ABA%3BFVQelgMdAId8ASmRBiGWxwuSRjFj9-I7hL1OzQ%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&sll=59.592995,11.21014&sspn=29.97045,93.076172&vpsrc=6&hl=en&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&ll=59.888937, +2011-09-12.txt:19:56:26: We've got to get to Northern Sweden from Hexham via Scotland, Belgium, England, Netherlands, England, Denmark, Germany, Latvia, Sweden, Estonia and Finland together without meeting +2011-09-12.txt:20:05:14: That's a bit like Hexham, then +2011-09-13.txt:18:34:55: `log hexham +2011-09-13.txt:18:34:58: 2010-12-18.txt:20:50:50: elliott, I DETEST YOU AND I AM ALREADY ON A TRAIN TO HEXHAM TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A LAMP POST. +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:19: Taneb has 'Hexham' on ping. +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:31: `log hexham +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:35: 2011-09-12.txt:19:48:25: i could even fly to hexham but i guess that'd defeat the purpose +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:50: `log hexham +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:54: 2011-07-16.txt:22:00:56: well i kind of live in hexham too +2011-09-13.txt:20:23:11: It's actually bigger than Hexham +2011-09-13.txt:20:24:23: Wow, Hexham and Scotland have swapped populations +2011-09-13.txt:20:24:47: BUT WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF HEXHAM (the land of six pigs) +2011-09-13.txt:20:28:31: Practically in Hexham +2011-09-16.txt:15:12:50: I blame the awful weather in Hexham +2011-09-16.txt:16:33:39: Hexham, Latvia. +2011-09-17.txt:21:08:33: elliott: Subject: [SPAM?] SPAM: example viagra cialis hexham didgeridoo +2011-09-17.txt:21:09:22: viagra cialis hexham didgeridoo +2011-09-18.txt:00:58:31: perhaps I should give lessons in-channel, so elliott doesn't have to walk all the way from Hexham to attend them +2011-09-18.txt:16:30:45: I think there's actually someone near HEXHAM, THE CAPITAL OF ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING who does it for a living +2011-09-18.txt:16:41:32: I think there's actually someone near HEXHAM, THE CAPITAL OF ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING who does it for a living +2011-09-18.txt:18:54:32: It was invented by someone from Hexham +2011-09-20.txt:16:38:58: It thinks Hexham's in... Israel? So I have to say I'm in the middle of the Atlantic to compensate +2011-09-20.txt:16:39:53: There's a Hexham everywhere. +2011-09-20.txt:16:40:58: Hexham is where the heart is. <- An old Chinese proverb. +2011-09-20.txt:20:18:48: i'm in the great fridge we call "hexham +2011-09-20.txt:20:20:16: elliott, wait, what's the nearest city to Hexham. +2011-09-20.txt:20:22:09: Has nobody told Phantom_Hoover about the wormhole near Hexham? +2011-09-21.txt:18:42:25: "The esolanger who is aware of IWC's existence who is regularly in #esoteric and who lives in Hexham" was pretty ambiguous before he came along :P +2011-09-21.txt:18:42:38: wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric? +2011-09-21.txt:18:43:04: given that Hexham is minor enough that elliott_ was surprised that I'd heard of it +2011-09-21.txt:18:43:19: It's surprising that they've never met given that the entire population of Hexham is six pigs and twelve farmers to maintain the six pigs. +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:26: wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric? +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:41: `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:55: I thought it was reasonably well-known that elliott_ lived in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:46:16: `pastelogs hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:47:06: 2008-03-14.txt:20:48:37: google suggests hexham, england +2011-09-21.txt:18:48:19: ais523: tl;dr Taneb mentioned he was from Northumberland, PH said "please don't tell me you live in Hexham", Taneb freaked out. +2011-09-21.txt:18:48:31: Deewiant: ah, so elliott_ was a known hexham/just-next-to-hexham resident before the codu logs started +2011-09-21.txt:18:50:47: I sometimes where a John Egbert shirt in Hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:50:57: That is, in the middle of Hexham +2011-09-21.txt:19:35:11: `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:19:35:27: `log hexham +2011-09-21.txt:19:35:32: 2011-09-21.txt:18:45:26: wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric? +2011-09-21.txt:19:36:02: `pastelogs hexham +2011-09-21.txt:19:36:20: oh, HEXHAMers, now I finally managed to parse that word +2011-09-21.txt:19:36:32: Is that a Hexham address? +2011-09-21.txt:19:36:50: elliott: As near as I can tell, that is in fact the only line that matches exactly "don't tell me you live in hexham" +2011-09-21.txt:19:37:07: `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:19:37:16: 2011-07-16.txt:16:01:00: Please don't tell me you live in Hexham. +2011-09-21.txt:19:41:04: 2011-09-21.txt:18:48:19: ais523: tl;dr Taneb mentioned he was from Northumberland, PH said "please don't tell me you live in Hexham", Taneb freaked out. +2011-09-21.txt:19:41:44: taneb is from hexham? +2011-09-21.txt:19:42:06: ais523, Hexham seems to be the only one. +2011-09-21.txt:19:42:31: elliott, sure, and that raised my suspicion, but a day before I asked him if he was in Hexham. +2011-09-21.txt:19:42:48: elliott hasn't always been in Hexham, at least +2011-09-21.txt:22:31:01: 2011-01-22.txt:00:58:06: elliott, I know you live in Hexham and I know your surname. +2011-09-21.txt:22:31:12: 2011-07-16.txt:21:47:10: Taneb: Are you serious do you live in Hexham. +2011-09-21.txt:22:31:53: `log lIvE In HEXhaM +2011-09-21.txt:22:31:57: 2011-09-21.txt:18:45:41: `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-25.txt:19:59:57: I live in Hexham. +2011-09-25.txt:20:00:01: I bet there's nobody else HERE from Hexham. +2011-09-25.txt:20:00:38: from hexham +2011-09-25.txt:20:01:09: hexham a bad place for bad people +2011-09-25.txt:20:01:49: I bet there's nobody else HERE from Hexham. <-- i wonder what you'd say if a third one _did_ show up. apart from AYEEEEH. +2011-09-25.txt:20:03:39: Someone should post a nicely graphic-designed #esoteric ad on some sort of Hexham central noticeboard whatever; the place obviously has potential. +2011-09-25.txt:20:09:54: both are from hexham, both use os x +2011-09-25.txt:20:10:36: some day i will use webchat and pick a weird name and claim to be from hexham +2011-09-25.txt:20:11:37: If you claimed to be from Hexham: yes. +2011-09-29.txt:17:38:19: No, I refuse on absolute terms to believe that there are two Elliott Hirds in Hexham. +2011-09-29.txt:17:39:43: Then it turns out that Hexham is the centre of the coming apocalypse, precipitated by a cross-time war waged with neutrinos? +2011-09-29.txt:18:51:17: ais523: "I think" -- come on, you can't forget the person who IS ALSO FROM FUCKING HEXHAM +2011-09-29.txt:19:13:16: also what is up with the __? Are you the other elliott hird from Hexham? +2011-09-29.txt:22:11:09: Then it turns out that Hexham is the centre of the coming apocalypse, precipitated by a cross-time war waged with neutrinos? <-- just find the ham and make it stop hexing. +2011-09-30.txt:17:28:55: An esolanger from Hexham, but that's not important +2011-09-30.txt:20:46:01: OK OK Brawl party in Hexham y/n +2011-10-03.txt:18:07:13: aka hexham +2011-10-03.txt:18:30:42: Call it the Hexham Haskell Compiler +2011-10-03.txt:18:33:10: After Hexham's founder +2011-10-10.txt:15:47:14: was Hexham one of them? +2011-10-10.txt:15:52:51: so, for Hexham, the nearby routing points are Newcastle and Carlisle +2011-10-10.txt:15:54:46: so it's legal to take a /direct/ train from Hexham to Newcastle, followed by a /direct/ train from Newcastle to Hexham +2011-10-10.txt:15:59:45: If I wanted to go from Hexham to, say, Truro, how devilish would that be +2011-10-10.txt:16:04:03: If I wanted to go from Hexham to, say, Truro, how devilish would that be +2011-10-10.txt:18:41:39: today we learnt: it is indeed possible to go from Hexham to Morpeth via Newcastle +2011-10-10.txt:18:56:26: Q.11: A permitted route for London to Newcastle is given as ER+MM. Is the following route permitted: London St.Pancras via Settle and Carlisle to Glasgow (map MM) and thence to Edinburgh (map ER). If not, why not ? Do you also accept that travel via Settle, Carlisle, and Hexham is not permitted ? +2011-10-10.txt:18:56:29: hey, it mentions Hexham! +2011-10-11.txt:19:33:31: Ngevd lives in Charmpork, elliott lives in Hexham and Facekicker lives in Cursebacon. +2011-10-11.txt:19:34:19: wait, there's another Hexhamer here? +2011-10-11.txt:19:35:47: Maybe everyone is from Hexham at heart. +2011-10-11.txt:19:35:59: * pikhq_ casts a spell so that everyone is now from Hexham +2011-10-11.txt:19:36:13: #esoteric: the Hexham channel. +2011-10-11.txt:19:36:19: #hexham +2011-10-11.txt:19:38:14: hexed all the way to hexham, the horror +2011-10-11.txt:19:38:45: hexham, arkham and newsham +2011-10-11.txt:19:40:30: Don't say olsner is from Hexham +2011-10-12.txt:05:24:21: hi; poop --disgusted, hexham +2011-10-13.txt:20:47:47: * oerjan accidentally discovers there's a hexham in new south wales +2011-10-13.txt:20:54:31: "Hexham is a suburb of the city of Newcastle, about 15 kilometres (9 mi) inland from Newcastle in [...]" +2011-10-13.txt:20:55:43: http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=Hexham,+Victoria,+Australia&hl=en&ll=-37.996163,142.69043&spn=2.454485,5.410767&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=14.745606,43.286133&vpsrc=6&hnear=Hexham+Victoria,+Australia&t=m&z=8 +2011-10-13.txt:20:56:19: The mosquito species Ochlerotatus alternans is common in the area and adults, famed for their size and ferocity, are referred to as "Hexham Greys".[9] The most famous Hexham Grey is "Ossie the Mossie", (sometimes spelled as "Ozzie the Mozzie") a large model of a mosquito that sits atop the Hexham Bowling Club sign at the corner of the Pacific Highway and Old Maitland Road in Hexham.[10] The previous "Ossie" was replaced with a new "Ossie" (pictur +2011-10-13.txt:20:57:32: There are two esolangers in Hexham +2011-10-13.txt:20:57:38: There are three Hexhams in the world +2011-10-13.txt:20:57:57: mind you LTDave isn't actually from hexham, just close +2011-10-13.txt:20:58:10: Ngevd: I refuse to believe that there are any esolangers in any other Hexhams of the world. +2011-10-13.txt:20:58:52: Does anyone know how to ask Google Maps to tell me about all the Hexhams it knows? +2011-10-13.txt:20:59:06: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexham_(disambiguation) just lists us plus the two Australian towns. +2011-10-14.txt:16:41:07: elliott_, can you recommend me a resturant in Hexham? +2011-10-15.txt:23:52:20: In Hexham +2011-10-15.txt:23:53:02: I have not been to a party in Hexham. +2011-10-15.txt:23:59:39: Trivia: everyone in Hexham is connected to elliott in some way +2011-10-18.txt:20:04:27: citiral, you don't live in Hexham, do you? +2011-10-18.txt:20:04:44: Okay, no0t Hexham +2011-10-18.txt:20:04:46: But do you live in Hexham, Belgium? +2011-10-18.txt:20:04:57: citiral: there are two Hexhamers in the channel; everyone was very surprised +2011-10-18.txt:20:05:13: * elliott greps /hexham/ on http://zapatopi.net/belgium/ +2011-10-18.txt:20:06:08: first result for "belgium hexham" is http://www.hexhamcourant.co.uk/news/news-at-a-glance/belgium-driver-s-wrong-turn-sparks-rescue-drama-1.764838?referrerPath=news/news-at-a-glance +2011-10-18.txt:20:20:07: elliott/Ngevd: is the Hexham Courant a serious newspaper? +2011-10-19.txt:13:56:06: "use, n. Pronunciation: Brit. /juːs/ , U.S. /jus/ -- use, v. Pronunciation: Brit. /juːz/ , U.S. /juz/" OED says it's different also for them Hexhammers. +2011-10-19.txt:19:39:06: elliott, I think we should work together to get more Hexhamites into esoteric programming +2011-10-19.txt:20:50:48: Narrowly beating Hexham +2011-10-19.txt:20:51:27: Hexham isn't in Finland! +2011-10-19.txt:20:51:35: Hexham's in hell! +2011-10-19.txt:20:52:00: Hexham: no longer not in Finland +2011-10-20.txt:21:26:15: and it'd take a while to carry it to Hexham even if I did +2011-10-20.txt:21:30:25: There are other places in the UK than Hexham? +2011-10-25.txt:16:26:43: I need a restaurant recommendation near Hexham +2011-10-28.txt:21:13:41: (well obviously not, everyone here is finnish, norwegian, swedish or from hexham) +2011-10-28.txt:21:14:40: olsner, excuse me there is only one person from Hexham here. +2011-10-29.txt:22:51:34: What, Hexham? +2011-10-29.txt:23:16:53: and the other one is from hexham? +2011-10-30.txt:21:16:58: Come to Hexham! +2011-10-31.txt:00:33:10: monqy, move to Hexham and make this even more confusing +2011-11-02.txt:21:07:56: Is... is that the church in Hexham which elliott tells me is the only interesting thing in it? +2011-11-02.txt:22:59:04: Also make Hexham get conquered by dwarves, i.e. Scots. +2011-11-03.txt:21:40:45: elliott, GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO THROW AN ICBB AT HEXHAM THIS MINUTE +2011-11-05.txt:13:51:44: Why do you despise Hexham so? +2011-11-09.txt:21:28:47: The two towns with the most esolangers are Helsinki and Hexham. +2011-11-09.txt:21:30:15: Phantom__Hoover, that makes EVEN MORE PEOPLE FROM HEXHAM RELATIVELY +2011-11-09.txt:21:36:54: But Helsinki and Hexham... BOTH BEGIN WITH 'H' +2011-11-09.txt:23:54:11: also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +2011-11-09.txt:23:54:19: `addquote also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +2011-11-09.txt:23:54:21: 717) also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +2011-11-09.txt:23:54:52: why would i be from hexham +2011-11-09.txt:23:55:09: is that a hexham thing +2011-11-09.txt:23:55:09: monqy: if you're not from finland you're from hexham +2011-11-10.txt:19:56:57: Now that channel is mainly Hexhamers +2011-11-10.txt:21:12:56: In other news, Hexham beat Stobswood 8 2 +2011-11-10.txt:21:28:53: it doesn't really exist, they just made it up to make the hexhammers feel better about their football team. +2011-11-11.txt:16:41:44: (HEXHAM IS NOT A COUNTRY) +2011-11-11.txt:17:04:24: ngevd is hexham +2011-11-11.txt:17:04:44: hexham mean +2011-11-11.txt:17:04:53: Hexham is my name +2011-11-11.txt:17:05:21: hexham is male +2011-11-11.txt:17:05:27: Hexham can be either +2011-11-11.txt:17:06:03: hexham send me private msg +2011-11-12.txt:14:07:07: Ngevd: Hexham +2011-11-13.txt:22:31:40: oh right, Ngevd is British because he's from Hexham +2011-11-14.txt:17:54:06: Go Hexham! +2011-11-15.txt:14:12:01: I guess that you have to order everything in Hexham? +2011-11-15.txt:14:22:57: Impressive; I don't think Hexham-sized places here do, at least any good/cheap ones. +2011-11-15.txt:14:27:10: Please please tell me that all shops in Hexham are just called The _ Shop. +2011-11-15.txt:14:27:40: Apparently they indeed do have two (2) computaur stores (or approximations of) also in the Hexham-sized place I was thinking of. +2011-11-17.txt:03:25:59: itym hexhamers +2011-11-17.txt:03:26:17: copumpkin: you're not from hexham are you +2011-11-17.txt:14:32:02: Hexham's not a big place +2011-11-17.txt:17:26:10: I think that may be didactic hexhameter +2011-11-17.txt:17:26:15: *hexhameter +2011-11-17.txt:17:27:07: presumably you're used to typing "hexham" +2011-11-17.txt:17:28:12: this channel is hexham + helsinki + feather +2011-11-20.txt:17:22:42: Little does Taneb|Hovercraft know, but I actually live in Hexham, Australia. +2011-11-20.txt:17:22:52: elliott_, which Hexham, Australia +2011-11-21.txt:17:06:01: Cola is one of Hexham's main industries +2011-11-21.txt:17:06:33: Their offices and laboratories are in Hexham +2011-11-21.txt:17:24:58: I live pretty near Hexham, actually. +2011-11-21.txt:17:25:18: hexham party +2011-11-21.txt:17:27:04: elliott: time to get started on the Hexham Haskell Compiler +2011-11-25.txt:21:40:06: Odds that me and elliott have seen each-other, based on the assumption we both live in Hexham: quite likely +[too many lines; stopping]