# HG changeset patch # User HackBot # Date 1329421352 0 # Node ID e037173e0012bed0fece931395ef4a22f213632a Initial import. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 .hg_archival.txt --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/.hg_archival.txt Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +repo: 91b847686710739546584c6316a0fb109ba2095c +node: fc8e6b56392fc6ba11e3fab6ea8b4d96ad8bff2d +branch: default +latesttag: null +latesttagdistance: 1602 diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/? --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/? Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +#!/bin/sh +topic=$(echo "$1" | tr A-Z a-z) +[ -e "wisdom/$topic" ] || { echo "$1? ¯\(°_o)/¯"; exit 1; } +cat "wisdom/$topic" + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/@ --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/@ Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl -w +$_ = join " ", @ARGV; if (s/^([^ ]*) +([^ ]*) +//) { print "$1: "; exec $2, $_; } diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/No --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/No Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +#!/bin/sh diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/addquote --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/addquote Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +#!/bin/sh +[ "$1" ] || exit 1 +printf "%s\n" "$1" >>quotes +echo $(qc | cut -d' ' -f1)") $1" diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/allquotes --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/allquotes Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/sh +nl -w 1 -s ') ' quotes diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/calc --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/calc Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +#!/bin/sh +exec /hackenv/lib/frink -e "$@" + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/define --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/define Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +#!/bin/bash +if [ ! "$1" ] +then + echo 'Define what?' + exit 1 +fi + +QUERY=`echo -n "$1" | od -t x1 -A n -w1000 | tr " " %` + +lynx --cfg=/dev/null --lss=/dev/null \ + --dump --width=1000 'http://google.com/search?q=define:'"$QUERY" | + grep -A 3 'Definitions of' | + head -n 4 | tail -n 3 \ No newline at end of file diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/delquote --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/delquote Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +#!/bin/sh +id=$1 +expr "$1" + 0 >/dev/null 2>&1 || exit 1 +head -n $((id-1)) quotes >quotes.new +tail -n +$((id+1)) quotes >>quotes.new +diff quotes quotes.new >/dev/null && exit 1 +echo "*poof*$(quote $id | cut -d')' -f2-)" +mv quotes.new quotes + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/etymology --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/etymology Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +#!/bin/bash +if [ ! "$1" ] +then + echo 'Look up what?' + exit 1 +fi + +QUERY=`echo -n "$1" | od -t x1 -A n -w1000 | tr " " %` + +lynx --cfg=/dev/null --lss=/dev/null \ + --dump --width=1000 'http://etymonline.com/?search='"$QUERY" | + grep -A 100 ']'"$1" | + sed 's/\[[0-9]*\]//g ; s/ Look up.*// ; s/ */ /g' \ No newline at end of file diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/forget --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/forget Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +#!/bin/sh +rm "wisdom/$(echo "$1" | tr A-Z a-z)" +echo "Forget what?" + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/fortune Binary file bin/fortune has changed diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/frink --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/frink Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +#!/bin/sh +exec /hackenv/lib/frink -e "$@" + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/google --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/google Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +#!/bin/bash +if [ ! "$1" ] +then + echo 'Google what?' + exit 1 +fi + +QUERY=`echo -n "$1" | od -t x1 -A n -w1000 | tr " " %` + +lynx --cfg=/dev/null --lss=/dev/null \ + --dump --width=1000 'http://google.com/search?q='"$QUERY" | + grep -A 4 'Search Results' | + tail -n 2 diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/hatesgeo --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/hatesgeo Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/sh +perl -n -e '/:(.*?)!.*JOIN/; $j{$1}++; END {print "$_ $j{$_};" for sort {$j{$b} <=> $j{$a}} keys %j}' $@ diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/json --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/json Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +#!/usr/bin/env python +import sys +import json +data = json.loads(sys.stdin.read().decode('utf-8')) +print eval(sys.argv[1]).encode('utf-8') diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/k --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/k Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/sh +echo '!"#$%^&* 0123456789' diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/karma --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/karma Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/sh +echo "$1 has $(lib/karma "$1") karma." diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/karma+ --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/karma+ Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +#!/bin/sh +echo "$1 now has $(($(lib/karma "$1")+1)) karma." | tee karma + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/karma- --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/karma- Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +#!/bin/sh +touch karma +echo "$1 now has $(($(lib/karma "$1")-1)) karma." + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/learn --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/learn Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +#!/bin/sh +topic=$(echo "$1" | sed 's/ .*//' | tr A-Z a-z) +info=$(echo "$1" | sed 's/[^ ]* //') +echo "$1" >"wisdom/$topic" +echo "I knew that." + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/log --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/log Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +#!/bin/sh +cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric +if [ "$1" ]; then + grep -P -i -- "$1" ????-??-??.txt | shuf -n 1 +else + file=$(shuf -en 1 ????-??-??.txt) + echo "$file:$(shuf -n 1 $file)" +fi + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/logurl --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/logurl Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +#!/bin/sh +echo "http://codu.org/logs/log/_esoteric/$(basename "$(echo "$1" | sed 's/:.*//')" .txt)" + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/macro Binary file bin/macro has changed diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/marco --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/marco Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/sh + echo polo \ No newline at end of file diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/paste --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/paste Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +#!/bin/bash +if [ ! "$1" ] +then + PASTE=- +else + PASTE="$1" +fi + +PASTENUM="$RANDOM" + +mkdir -p $HACKENV/paste + +echo 'http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.'"$PASTENUM" +cat "$PASTE" > $HACKENV/paste/paste."$PASTENUM" \ No newline at end of file diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/pastekarma --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/pastekarma Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +#!/bin/sh +cd karma +ls | while read thing; do + echo "$thing: $(cat "$thing")" +done | paste + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/pastelog --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/pastelog Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +#!/bin/sh +cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric + +pasterandom() { + if [ "$1" -gt 150 ]; then + echo "No." + exit + fi + for i in $(seq "$1"); do + file=$(shuf -en 1 ????-??-??.txt) + echo "$file:$(shuf -n 1 $file)" + done | paste +} + +if [ "$1" ]; then + if expr "$1" + 0 >/dev/null 2>&1; then + pasterandom "$1" + else + lines=$(grep -P -i -- "$1" ????-??-??.txt | head -n 301) + { + echo "$lines" | head -n 300 + [ $(echo "$lines" | wc -l) -eq 301 ] && echo "[too many lines; stopping]" + } | paste + fi +else + pasterandom 40 +fi + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/pastelogs --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/pastelogs Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +#!/bin/sh +cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric + +pasterandom() { + if [ "$1" -gt 150 ]; then + echo "No." + exit + fi + for i in $(seq "$1"); do + file=$(shuf -en 1 ????-??-??.txt) + echo "$file:$(shuf -n 1 $file)" + done | paste +} + +if [ "$1" ]; then + if expr "$1" + 0 >/dev/null 2>&1; then + pasterandom "$1" + else + lines=$(grep -P -i -- "$1" ????-??-??.txt | head -n 301) + { + echo "$lines" | head -n 300 + [ $(echo "$lines" | wc -l) -eq 301 ] && echo "[too many lines; stopping]" + } | paste + fi +else + pasterandom 40 +fi + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/pastenquotes --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/pastenquotes Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +#!/bin/sh +n=$1 +if [ "$((n+0))" != "$n" ]; then n=15; fi +allquotes | shuf -n $n | paste diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/pastequotes --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/pastequotes Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/sh +if [ "$1" ]; then quote "$1"; else allquotes; fi | paste diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/pastewisdom --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/pastewisdom Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/sh +cat wisdom/* | paste diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/pastlog --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/pastlog Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +#!/bin/sh +cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric +grep -P -i -- "$1" $(ls ????-??-??.txt | head -n -1) | shuf -n 1 + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/ping --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/ping Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/bash +echo pong diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/prefixes --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/prefixes Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/sh +echo 'Bot prefixes: fungot ^, HackEgo `, EgoBot !, lambdabot @ or ?' diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/qc --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/qc Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/sh +wc -l quotes diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/quote --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/quote Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +#!/bin/sh +allquotes | if [ "$1" ]; then + if expr "$1" + 0 >/dev/null 2>&1; then + sed "$1q;d" + else + grep -P -i -- "$1" + fi +else shuf -n 1; fi diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/quotes --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/quotes Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +#!/bin/sh +allquotes | if [ "$1" ]; then + if expr "$1" + 0 >/dev/null 2>&1; then + sed "$1q;d" + else + grep -P -i -- "$1" + fi +else shuf -n 1; fi diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/roll --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/roll Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +#!/bin/bash +rolls="$*" +if [ "$rolls" = "" ] ; then rolls="1d6" ; fi + +for i in $rolls +do + if expr "$i" : ".*[dD].*" >& /dev/null + then + rollc=`echo "$i" | sed 's/[dD].*//'` + diesz=`echo "$i" | sed 's/.*[dD]//'` + else + rollc=1 + diesz="$i" + fi + + roll=0 + for (( j = 0; $j < $rollc; j++ )) + do + roll=$(( roll + (RANDOM % diesz) + 1 )) + done + + echo -n $roll' ' +done +echo diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/searchlog Binary file bin/searchlog has changed diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/toutf8 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/toutf8 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +#!/usr/bin/python +import sys +import chardet +x = sys.stdin.read() +enc = chardet.detect(x)['encoding'] +sys.stdout.write(x.decode(enc).encode('UTF-8')) \ No newline at end of file diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/translate --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/translate Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/bash +exec translatefromto "auto en $1" diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/translatefromto --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/translatefromto Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +#!/bin/bash +TEXT="$1" +FROM=`echo "$TEXT" | sed 's/ .*$//'` +TEXT=`echo "$TEXT" | sed 's/^[^ ]* //'` +TO=`echo "$TEXT" | sed 's/ .*$//'` +TEXT=`echo "$TEXT" | sed 's/^[^ ]* //'` +if [ "$FROM" = "auto" ] ; then FROM="" ; fi + +curl -e http://codu.org/ http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/services/language/translate \ + --data-urlencode v=1.0 \ + --data-urlencode q="$TEXT" \ + --data-urlencode langpair="$FROM"'|'"$TO" 2> /dev/null | + json 'data["responseData"]["translatedText"]' diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/translateto --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/translateto Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/bash +exec translatefromto "auto $1" diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/units Binary file bin/units has changed diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/url --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/url Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +#!/bin/bash +if [ "$1" ] +then + echo 'http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/'"$1" +else + echo 'http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/' +fi \ No newline at end of file diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/welcome --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/welcome Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl -w +if (defined($_=shift)) { s/ *$//; s/ +/ @ /g; exec "bin/@", $_ . " ? welcome"; } else { exec "bin/?", "welcome"; } diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/wl --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/wl Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,65 @@ +#!/usr/bin/env python + +import os +import sys +import json +import urllib2 + +proxy_handler = urllib2.ProxyHandler({'http': os.environ['http_proxy']}) +opener = urllib2.build_opener(proxy_handler) +urllib2.install_opener(opener) + +def lose(): + print 'You get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good DAY sir!' + sys.exit() + +def eels(): + print 'My hovercraft is full of eels.' + sys.exit() + +if len(sys.argv) > 2: + args = sys.argv[1:] +elif len(sys.argv) == 2: + args = sys.argv[1].split() +else: + lose() + +if len(args) == 2: + from_lang = args[0] + to_lang = 'en' + word = args[1] +elif len(args) == 3: + from_lang = args[0] + to_lang = args[1] + word = args[2] +else: + lose() + +def query(continue_id): + url = 'http://%s.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?format=json&action=query&' \ + 'redirects=1&titles=%s&prop=langlinks' % (from_lang, word) + if continue_id: + url += '&llcontinue=' + continue_id + try: + response = urllib2.urlopen(url).read() + except urllib2.URLError, e: + print e.reason + sys.exit() + return json.loads(response) + +continue_id = None +while True: + q = query(continue_id) + if '-1' in q['query']['pages']: + eels() + page = q['query']['pages'].values()[0] + if 'langlinks' not in page: + eels() + for link in q['query']['pages'].values()[0]['langlinks']: + if link['lang'] == to_lang: + print link['*'].encode('utf-8') + sys.exit() + if 'query-continue' in q: + continue_id = q['query-continue']['langlinks']['llcontinue'] + else: + eels() diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/word --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/word Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,19353 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl +$VAR1 = { + 'qz' => { + 'e' => 1, + 'k' => 1, + 'a' => 1, + ' ' => 9, + 'i' => 1, + 'o' => 2 + }, + 'sp' => { + 'w' => 9, + 'r' => 3173, + 'a' => 5192, + 'd' => 67, + 'x' => 7, + 'j' => 18, + 'y' => 225, + 'u' => 1090, + 'k' => 38, + 'h' => 2761, + 'g' => 15, + 'f' => 39, + 't' => 99, + 'i' => 6959, + 'e' => 10161, + 'n' => 175, + ' ' => 507, + 'v' => 12, + 'm' => 47, + 's' => 146, + 'l' => 1569, + 'c' => 267, + 'p' => 66, + 'q' => 12, + 'b' => 51, + 'z' => 3, + 'o' => 5661 + }, + 'ne' => { + 'w' => 2754, + 'r' => 18514, + 'a' => 4502, + 'x' => 1212, + 'd' => 8122, + 'j' => 282, + 'y' => 3482, + 'u' => 4634, + 'h' => 1008, + 'k' => 668, 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=> 1565, + 'i' => 5308, + 't' => 4884, + 'e' => 4757, + 'n' => 25082, + ' ' => 41903, + 'v' => 917, + 'm' => 8927, + 's' => 21696, + 'l' => 10706, + 'c' => 4162, + 'p' => 1676, + 'q' => 144, + 'b' => 1361, + 'z' => 527, + 'o' => 1744 + }, + 'ig' => { + 'w' => 89, + 'r' => 1985, + 'a' => 4687, + 'x' => 6, + 'd' => 137, + 'j' => 58, + 'y' => 144, + 'u' => 2774, + 'k' => 508, + 'h' => 9723, + 'g' => 1628, + 'f' => 145, + 't' => 716, + 'i' => 4001, + 'e' => 7125, + 'n' => 8062, + ' ' => 3358, + 'v' => 49, + 'm' => 859, + 's' => 748, + 'l' => 1537, + 'p' => 35, + 'c' => 156, + 'q' => 3, + 'b' => 307, + 'z' => 34, + 'o' => 2327 + }, + 'ns' => { + 'w' => 727, + 'r' => 200, + 'a' => 3414, + 'x' => 4, + 'd' => 415, + 'j' => 101, + 'y' => 469, + 'u' => 3782, + 'h' => 2422, + 'k' => 2756, + 'g' => 270, + 'f' => 1165, + 't' => 11264, + 'i' => 9637, + 'e' => 8450, + 'n' => 261, + ' ' => 43392, + 'm' => 793, + 'v' => 434, + 's' => 741, + 'l' => 1369, + 'p' => 2179, + 'c' => 3525, + 'q' => 88, + 'b' => 767, + 'z' => 87, + 'o' => 4281 + }, + 'hf' => { + 'w' => 3, + 'a' => 140, + 'r' => 87, + 'd' => 6, + 'x' => 1, + 'j' => 8, + 'y' => 11, + 'u' => 501, + 'k' => 1, + 'h' => 18, + 'g' => 7, + 'f' => 72, + 't' => 153, + 'i' => 423, + 'e' => 226, + 'n' => 26, + ' ' => 256, + 'v' => 5, + 'm' => 14, + 's' => 35, + 'l' => 157, + 'c' => 50, + 'p' => 8, + 'b' => 6, + 'q' => 1, + 'z' => 1, + 'o' => 294 + }, + 'jf' => { + 'w' => 5, + 'r' => 34, + 'a' => 123, + 'x' => 3, + 'd' => 8, + 'j' => 11, + 'y' => 4, + 'u' => 35, + 'k' => 4, + 'h' => 22, + 'g' => 3, + 'f' => 50, + 'i' => 222, + 't' => 114, + 'e' => 210, + 'n' => 6, + ' ' => 232, + 'v' => 4, + 'm' => 14, + 's' => 18, + 'l' => 37, + 'p' => 7, + 'c' => 33, + 'b' => 4, + 'o' => 115 + }, + 'fg' => { + 'w' => 2, + 'r' => 126, + 'a' => 132, + 'd' => 7, + 'j' => 2, + 'y' => 7, + 'u' => 66, + 'h' => 136, + 'k' => 3, + 'g' => 7, + 'f' => 12, + 't' => 11, + 'i' => 52, + 'e' => 234, + 'n' => 12, + ' ' => 128, + 'v' => 1, + 'm' => 3, + 's' => 19, + 'l' => 25, + 'p' => 1, + 'c' => 7, + 'b' => 3, + 'o' => 71 + } + }; +#!/usr/bin/perl +#use WordData; +use List::Util qw(sum min); + +my $grams = $VAR1; +sub pick(%) { + my %f = @_; + my @c = keys %f; + my @w = map { $f{$_} } @c; + my $r = int(rand(sum(@w))); + for(0..$#w) { + return $c[$_] if $r < $w[$_]; + $r -= $w[$_]; + } + die "bug in pick subroutine"; +} + + +sub generate { + # my $len = (shift)+2; + my $word = pick(%{$grams->{' '}}); + my $c = pick(%{$grams->{' '.$word}}); + do { + $word .= $c; + $c = pick(%{$grams->{substr($word, -2, 2)}}); + } while $c ne ' '; + return $word; +} + + +my $parse_line = qr/(\d*)(?: +(\d+))?/; + +sub main { +# while() { +# my $len; +# /$parse_line/; +# if (defined($2)) { $len = int(rand($2-$1+1)+$1); } +# else { $len = $1 // int(rand(6))+2; } + local $, = " "; + print map {generate} 1..(min(50, int($ARGV[0]))||1); + print "\n"; +# } +} + +main unless caller; diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/words --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/words Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,155 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl +use strict; use warnings; +use v5.10; +use open qw( :encoding(UTF-8) :std); +use File::Basename 'dirname'; +use Storable 'retrieve'; +use List::Util qw(sum min); +use Getopt::Long qw(:config gnu_getopt); +BEGIN { + eval { + require Math::Random::MT::Perl; Math::Random::MT::Perl->import('rand'); + }; +#warn "Optional module Math::Random::MT::Perl not found.\n" if $@; +} + +#constants +my @options = qw(eng-1M eng-all eng-fiction eng-gb eng-us french german hebrew russian spanish irish german-medical bulgarian catalan swedish brazilian canadian-english-insane manx italian ogerman portuguese polish gaelic finnish norwegian esolangs); +my $n = 4; +my $default_opt = "--eng-1M"; +(my $default_dataset = $default_opt) =~ s/(^|-+)([^-])/\u$2/g; + +#help info +my $help_text = <{$_} } @c; + my $r = rand(sum(@w)); + for(0..$#c) { + return $c[$_] if $r < $w[$_]; + $r -= $w[$_]; + } + print "end of pick loop reached. returned $c[$#w]\n" if $debug_mode; + return $c[$#w]; +} + +sub get_gram { + my ($key) = @_; + ##Lazily interpolate the gram table on the fly + ##then cache the results + unless (defined $grams->{$key}) { + for(@loaded_data) { + my $data = $_->[0]; + my $g = $data->{$key} or next; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$g); + while( my ($c, $v) = each %$g ) { + $grams->{$key}->{$c} += $v/$sum; + } + } + } + return $grams->{$key}; +} + +sub generate { + my $target = pick($freqs) + $target_offset; + my $word = ' ' x ($n-1); + my $c; + do { + my $len = (length $word) - ($n-1); + my %ftable = %{get_gram substr($word, -$n+1, $n-1)}; + ($ftable{' '} //= 0) *= 2**($len-$target); + $c = pick \%ftable; + $word .= $c; + } while $c ne ' '; + $word =~ s/\s//g; + $word = "$word (L-T: @{[length($word) - $target]})" if $debug_mode; + return $word; +} + +sub load_dataset { + my ($mod) = @_; + push @loaded_data, retrieve ("share/WordData/$mod") or die "Unable to load $mod"; +} + +sub main { + #if (my $d = dirname $0) { chdir $d } + ##Option handling + my ($help_mode, $list_mode); + @ARGV = split /\s+/, $ARGV[0] if @ARGV == 1; + GetOptions ( + 'd|debug' => \$debug_mode, + 'h|help' => \$help_mode, + 'l|list' => \$list_mode, + 'N|dont-normalize' => \$dont_normalize, + 'o|target-offset=s' => \$target_offset, + map { + my $mod=$_; + $mod =~ s/(^|-)(.)/\u$2/g; + $_, sub { load_dataset $mod }; + } @options + ) or exit 1; + return print $help_text if $help_mode; + return print $list_text if $list_mode; + ##Use the default dataset if no others were specified + load_dataset $default_dataset unless @loaded_data; + ##In the case of 1 dataset, skip normalization by copying everything + ##into the tables + if (@loaded_data == 1) { + ($grams, $freqs) = @{$loaded_data[0]}; + } + ##Otherwise, normalize and combine the length histograms. + ##The gram tables will be normalized lazily as needed (see: get_gram) + else { + for (@loaded_data) { + my $fdata = $_->[1]; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$fdata); + while ( my ($len, $f) = each %$fdata ) { + $freqs->{$len} += $f/$sum; + } + } + } + + ##Run word generator and print results + { + local $\ = ' '; + print generate for 1..min(25, int($ARGV[0]||1)); + } + print "\n"; + return 0; +} + +exit main unless caller; +1; diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 bin/wtf --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/bin/wtf Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/sh +echo "why $1 is like wtf" diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 canary diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 karma --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/karma Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +fizzie now has 1 karma. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 lib/frink Binary file lib/frink has changed diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 lib/frink.jar Binary file lib/frink.jar has changed diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 lib/karma --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/lib/karma Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +#!/bin/sh +count () { + hg log --template '{desc}\n' | + egrep '<[^]]*> karma\'$1 | + fgrep -vix "<$2> karma$1 $2" | + cut -d' ' -f3 | + fgrep -cix "$2" +} +plus=$(count + "$1") +minus=$(count - "$1") +echo $(($plus-$minus)) + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.1013 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.1013 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,208 @@ +2005-05-31.txt:17:30:41: Well, http://jackson.cs.miami.edu/~burt/papers/1993.1/Saq-JAIIO-2.ps has a proof of the queue-automata-is-equivalent-to-turing-machine thing, but it doesn't (unless I misread, I just briefly looked at it) use two-stacks-in-a-queue, that one was a CS assignment or something. +2005-06-06.txt:10:40:25: fizzie gave this link: http://jackson.cs.miami.edu/~burt/papers/1993.1/Saq-JAIIO-2.ps +2005-06-09.txt:15:52:23: kipple: seen movie "hawaii, oslo" +2005-08-16.txt:22:40:44: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins... +2005-10-10.txt:23:29:05: Soooooooooooooooooooomewheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere, oooooooooooooooooover a raiiiiiiiiiiiiinboooooooow +2005-10-11.txt:03:07:52: Soooooooooooooooooooomewheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere, oooooooooooooooooover a raiiiiiiiiiiiiinboooooooow +2006-01-18.txt:23:45:05: Answer: aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie +2006-05-30.txt:23:36:51: * Sgeo pokes http://www.leler.com/hawaii/DSCN0299.JPG with interest +2006-09-18.txt:23:42:27: Waiiiiiiiiiiit ... +2007-01-22.txt:22:05:51: -!- ihope is now known as naIioth. +2007-01-22.txt:22:05:59: -!- naIioth is now known as ihope. +2007-03-26.txt:03:48:21: Hawaii +2007-07-13.txt:21:33:14: pikhq: something like hawaiian can easily have a good writing system :) +2007-07-20.txt:04:52:19: Hawaii? +2007-08-26.txt:02:30:24: BRAAIINS +2007-09-03.txt:04:23:03: >>> pl ``^b^a$aii +2007-10-17.txt:00:20:41: aiiigh, my brain +2008-03-09.txt:11:01:12: Waiiii?! +2008-03-15.txt:20:28:50: waiiiit +2008-04-09.txt:18:06:04: oklopol: i wannnnaaaaaaiiit +2008-04-11.txt:01:02:00: waiit +2008-08-22.txt:20:55:57: (A bit of background: He has crazy OCD, and claimed he was from Hawaii for about 2 years until he admitted that he was actually from Pensyllvannia (sp.)) +2008-09-20.txt:19:39:12: AAIISS552233! +2008-09-20.txt:19:39:13: AAIISS552233!! +2008-10-07.txt:21:33:14: FAIL!! FAIIIIIILL!! +2008-11-04.txt:12:16:14: Like "Cat-fu fighting" by Kawaii Kenji +2008-11-16.txt:20:48:47: lets try it agaiin :o +2008-12-18.txt:22:11:32: braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins +2008-12-18.txt:22:11:37: BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS +2008-12-18.txt:22:11:48: BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS +2008-12-18.txt:22:13:00: braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins +2008-12-18.txt:22:13:03: BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS +2008-12-18.txt:22:13:33: BRAIIIIIIIIIINS +2009-01-13.txt:18:24:17: waiiiiiiit +2009-01-30.txt:15:35:40: waiiiit oklopol +2009-02-25.txt:23:37:28: oklopol, GRAIINS +2009-03-20.txt:18:43:21: waaaiiit +2009-03-31.txt:21:13:10: aiie +2009-04-19.txt:01:07:16: waiiiiiiiit +2009-04-29.txt:23:12:58: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! +2009-05-01.txt:01:40:21: BROWSER FAIIIIIIIIIIIL +2009-05-02.txt:01:04:17: pikhq: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE +2009-05-02.txt:21:03:58: ehird, aiie emebdded color profile +2009-05-03.txt:04:54:46: so far i got hello world program almost optimized: http://pastie.org/private/j5veaiikl1x8vtwm0ov2ta . hehe. +2009-05-03.txt:19:22:47: pastie.org/private/j5veaiikl1x8vtwm0ov2ta +2009-05-03.txt:19:22:49: 20:54:46 so far i got hello world program almost optimized: http://pastie.org/private/j5veaiikl1x8vtwm0ov2ta . hehe. +2009-05-03.txt:19:24:20: 20:54:46 so far i got hello world program almost optimized: http://pastie.org/private/j5veaiikl1x8vtwm0ov2ta . hehe. +2009-05-08.txt:17:35:52: Hawaii, maybe? +2009-05-08.txt:17:36:57: But anyway: "As prescribed in the Hawaii Admission Act that granted Hawaiian statehood, the federal government recognizes Hawaii to be the official state name." +2009-05-16.txt:16:50:42: FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL +2009-05-18.txt:23:51:14: AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! +2009-05-30.txt:01:04:33: GregorR-L: http://www.babelstone.co.uk/Blog/Images/TrueCopie_1585_AII.jpg +2009-06-01.txt:21:09:45: hawaiian, for instance, is i think uniformly CV +2009-06-05.txt:20:55:22: ais523: i once knew a guy who claimed he lived in hawaii +2009-06-27.txt:01:00:22: Brraaaiiiinnnnnssssss....... +2009-06-29.txt:03:05:52: "Braaiiiinnnnnnnnssssssssssssssss................................" +2009-07-06.txt:08:43:19: Hawaiiïn. +2009-07-17.txt:23:27:16: oerjan, are you at Blue Hawaii? +2009-07-17.txt:23:27:47: blue hawaii rings a bell, but isn't that vikingarna or something? +2009-07-17.txt:23:28:15: "Titta jag flyger", "Tänk dig en strut karameller", "Vårt eget Blue Hawaii", and you mented "Far jag kan inte få upp min kokosnöt" +2009-07-17.txt:23:28:36: ah so blue hawaii _is_ his +2009-07-27.txt:12:08:05: MY BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIAHAIHAIHAIAHAIIN +2009-07-30.txt:23:18:31: [22:47] ehird: [[False. Obama published it, not the state of Hawaii. Its not a birth +2009-07-30.txt:23:18:35: [22:47] ehird: different document), issued (at the time) by Hawaii to infants as old +2009-07-31.txt:02:09:32: Instead of, say, the Windows model of "AIIIYIIII! I MUST YELL AT YOU AT RANDOM!!!" +2009-08-25.txt:17:32:28: between mainland US and Hawaii +2009-09-14.txt:05:54:28: RAII +2009-09-27.txt:00:37:22: Last exceedingly powerful magnetic storm was year 1859. Auroras all the way to Hawaii. Telegraph systems getting fried by the energy coupling into wires. Wires spontaneously short-circuiting by excess voltage... +2009-10-02.txt:22:33:53: (moinmoin, n. means "shitty wiki software" in hawaiian) +2009-11-22.txt:04:32:47: coppro: RAII is bad. +2009-11-22.txt:04:33:57: SBRM is an excellent idiom (I refuse to call it RAII) +2010-01-08.txt:14:39:14: I kept in the important stuff of course. FreeCell, Hearts, Minesweeper, Solitaiire and Spider Solitaire are all there. +2010-01-22.txt:15:32:27: http://robozzle.com/index.aspx#design/aaaaaaaaaayibaaaaaaiiaaaaaaiiagaaayibadaaaaaaadaaaaarBlaaaaaaarBdaaaaaBaaaaaaaBaaaaaaaAaaaaaaajaWoicaa,qerMgeeHqGa +2010-01-22.txt:15:33:45: http://robozzle.com/index.aspx#design/aaaaaaaaaayibaaaaaaiiaaaaaaiiagaaayibadaaaaaaadaaaaarBlaaaaaaarBdaaaaaBaaaaaaaBaaaaaaaAaaaaaaajaWoicaa,a - try this +2010-02-06.txt:15:22:00: waiiit +2010-02-13.txt:05:33:46: in the aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir +2010-02-14.txt:17:49:19: aiight +2010-03-20.txt:18:56:37: fizzie, I get it for walking between New York and Hawaii +2010-03-20.txt:18:56:40: Entering Hawaii +2010-05-02.txt:06:12:07: alise_: 17:08 UTC+12, 15:08 Chamorro, 02:08 Atlantic, 01:08 Eastern, 00:08 Central, 11:08 Mountain, 10:08 Pacific, 09:08 Alaska, 08:08 Hawaii-Aleutian, 07:08 Samoan, 06:08 UTC-12. +2010-05-02.txt:06:12:46: Chamorro too, and Hawaii. +2010-05-02.txt:06:21:16: There's also Hawaii that doesn't do DST. +2010-05-02.txt:06:21:24: hawaii coo +2010-05-02.txt:16:08:40: 17:08 UTC+12, 15:08 Chamorro, 02:08 Atlantic, 01:08 Eastern, 00:08 Central, 23:08 Mountain, 22:08 Pacific, 21:08 Alaska, 20:08 Hawaii-Aleutian, 19:08 Samon, 17:08 UTC-12. +2010-05-06.txt:16:35:12: MY BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIN +2010-05-06.txt:16:57:35: bible black -> baiiuburu buraku +2010-06-04.txt:22:41:14: Hawaii? +2010-06-26.txt:15:20:26: kypmaiij bpyefk sarh uk f.d. bpyefk YRfr 9yis wuksywr aks rgltt0 +2010-07-02.txt:12:37:35: Haha... On blog post Comment #2: "Mmmmm.... braaaaaiiiinnnzzzz....". Comment #3: "Wow, 2 comments plus this one and no denialists yet. are the zombies sleeping?". +2010-07-04.txt:04:53:34: Uh. It's 7 in Hawaii-Aleutian time? +2010-07-04.txt:04:53:41: pikhq: FUCKING HAWAII +2010-07-04.txt:04:53:47: FUCKING HAWAII +2010-07-19.txt:13:37:17: Nooo I'm alone agaiin +2010-07-26.txt:16:55:13: Vala supports RAII +2010-09-06.txt:21:32:32: Reading comprehension, youuuu faiil! +2010-09-11.txt:20:52:19: Sooomewheeeere oover the raiiinbooooooow / Deeebiaaaaan +2010-09-18.txt:00:08:23: aiise: wrong +2010-09-21.txt:16:03:27: ...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiit +2010-09-24.txt:22:55:52: ... Waaaiiiittt a second. Windows 3.1 can run Win32 programs. +2010-10-05.txt:01:26:49: pikhq: yeah. and fuck Hawaii too! +2010-10-09.txt:02:03:58: waaiit +2010-10-20.txt:18:28:37: "BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS nested inside other brains" +2010-10-24.txt:05:47:29: Gregor: Waiiit what's the bit that it's not it. +2010-10-26.txt:21:11:21: Kawaii desu +2010-10-26.txt:23:36:50: ... Waaaaiiit, is it somehow trying to use Meiryo? +2010-10-29.txt:00:43:56: kawaii ne +2010-10-29.txt:00:52:38: kawaii ne +2010-10-29.txt:00:52:41: what's kawaii ne in it :P +2010-10-29.txt:00:53:30: what's "kawaii ne" in it :P +2010-10-29.txt:01:46:01: pikhq: kawaii desu +2010-10-29.txt:19:03:23: It might not be ZOMG KAWAII but it's an actually useful computer. +2010-10-30.txt:05:49:30: aiiiRRRhhhh +2010-11-13.txt:22:09:06: pikhq: "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!" "Now try licking it." +2010-11-30.txt:19:43:42: Vorpal: I'm waiiiitiiiiing +2010-12-02.txt:04:17:35: pikhq: [[Numeric time zone abbreviations typically count hours east of UTC, e.g., +09 for Japan and -10 for Hawaii. However, the POSIX TZ environment variable uses the opposite convention. For example, one might use TZ="JST-9" and TZ="HST10" for Japan and Hawaii, respectively.]] +2010-12-09.txt:20:44:27: I'M WALKING IN THE AIIIIIIIIIIR +2010-12-10.txt:15:42:43: AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE +2010-12-15.txt:00:21:45: tswett: I'm waaiiiitiiiing. :p +2010-12-19.txt:01:29:10: AIIIEEEEEEEEE +2010-12-19.txt:01:29:41: Sgeo: what the hell is AIIIEEEEEEEEE about that +2010-12-31.txt:02:36:12: olsner: no, but I've got FAIIITH OF THE HEAART -- and if the Enterprise theme just started playing in your head, enjoy the pain. +2010-12-31.txt:02:41:36: olsner: I GOT FAIIIIITH! +2010-12-31.txt:02:43:52: elliott: they sing that? I don't hear it when I listen to the song, so bladder all you want about FAIIIIIITH :P +2010-12-31.txt:02:44:33: olsner: "I GOT FAIIIITH OF THE HEART" +2011-01-01.txt:02:43:23: augur: KAWAII +2011-01-02.txt:19:31:24: waiit +2011-01-10.txt:19:00:38: oklopol: waaaaiit. +2011-01-14.txt:20:15:47: SgeoN1, yes I'm sure parts of US is warm. Like Hawaii. But I suspect Alaska is rather cold. +2011-01-15.txt:22:35:02: Phantom__Hoover: CAPTAIN'S LOG, night, addendum 6: Braaaiiiins. Braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins... everything is so much better now... braaaaiins... the sea restricts movement, it is no place I want to be ... all I desire ... is FLESH... +2011-02-26.txt:07:42:36: Alaska Standard Time, French Polynesia time, and Hawaii-Aleutian Daylight Time. +2011-03-03.txt:23:59:55: olsner: waiit +2011-03-12.txt:10:00:23: xploded early in the 1800s, according to records, some of those gases were still in the atmosphere in 1960, since then we have had many volcanic eruptions, Iceland, Hawaii, and the ring of fire, only nature will decide in most cases whether we live or die." ;; WHAT +2011-03-12.txt:20:23:30: Fukushima-Daiichi reactor explosion. +2011-03-13.txt:14:30:59: elliott: AAAAIIIIRRRRGGGGGHHHHHhhh +2011-03-16.txt:03:09:30: Good *God* the Fukushima-Daiichi reactor is in a bad state. +2011-04-05.txt:22:38:15: These sounds are *really* annoying. To quote Eliezer Yudkowsky, AAIIIIIEEEEEAAARRRRRGGGHHH. +2011-04-15.txt:07:43:59: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIIIN +2011-04-15.txt:18:51:45: IT'S TAIIIILORRRRRREEED TO FIIIIRST TIIIIME VIIISIIIITOOOOOORS +2011-04-18.txt:14:19:04: he's an AIist. +2011-04-26.txt:06:07:09: pikhq: kawaii desu +2011-04-27.txt:23:56:23: VIDEO: Barack Obama: 'I was born in Hawaii': The White House has released President Barack Obama's birth certificate, in response to persistent rumours he was not born in the US. http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-us-canada-13213810 +2011-05-14.txt:23:01:18: It might have been "AAIIIIIEEEEEAAARRRRRGGGHHH". +2011-05-20.txt:16:48:53: Let's set up a bot to ping a server on Hawaii 10 or so minutes after that time. +2011-05-20.txt:18:39:40: UTC+14 is just south of Hawaii... Which is UTC-10. +2011-05-20.txt:18:40:14: Of course, Hawaii is south of Alaska, which is UTC-9. +2011-05-20.txt:23:35:59: At the very least, the tsunami hitting Hawaii would be noticable. +2011-05-23.txt:21:21:13: ui is probably hawaiian +2011-05-29.txt:07:48:21: +14 is medial with Hawaii and Alaska, which are -10 and -9 +2011-06-01.txt:11:03:04: fizzie, Alaska->Daiichi? +2011-06-01.txt:11:03:15: It also does "Kayak across the Pacific Ocean" twice; first to Hawaii, then from there on. +2011-06-10.txt:22:34:44: Gregor: ur supa kawaii ^________^ +2011-06-10.txt:22:35:08: elliott: heh, kawaii is one of the few Japanese words I actually know the meaning of +2011-06-13.txt:00:07:01: SUPER KAWAII +2011-06-14.txt:09:43:31: Miss: r u the reincarnation of alfred tarski famous kawaii british pyhsicist... +2011-06-14.txt:09:43:58: tarski is the most kawaii british physicist of all time +2011-06-23.txt:03:09:58: Something about faiing a asanity check +2011-06-23.txt:03:10:21: `addquote Something about faiing a asanity check sanity faliling failing +2011-06-23.txt:03:10:23: 465) Something about faiing a asanity check sanity faliling failing +2011-07-04.txt:23:39:55: oh hawaii +2011-07-13.txt:12:25:00: alabama, california, hawaii, texas, georgia, new mexico, oregon, washington, alaska, north dakota, south dakota, idaho, minnesota, wyoming you said, illinois, kansas, new york, florida, arkansas, arizona, michigan, pennsylvania, new jersey, massachusets, missisippi, missouri, tennessee, +2011-07-20.txt:06:15:07: You're one of those people that goes "NEKO NEKO KAWAII DESU DESU", aren't you? +2011-07-22.txt:21:19:51: Hmm, the flag of Hawaii still has a Union Jack on it for some reason. +2011-08-12.txt:18:23:33: However, a company cannot simply exist by maintaiing it's current level of money +2011-08-26.txt:00:55:15: Then again, if you treat it as C+const+RAII+templates, it's tolerably good. +2011-09-08.txt:13:44:57: wow, I just followed random interesting-looking links and ended up at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory_leak which explained to me what the hell RAII actually /is/ +2011-09-08.txt:13:45:17: RAII is just equating scope with resources +2011-09-08.txt:15:32:57: hmm, RAII is misnamed, I think; it's not really about allocation or initialization at all, but about deallocation and finalization +2011-09-12.txt:05:28:37: elliott: doing it with argv is a little silly; the intended use there would be for an AIish program where you're adding more factors into an evaluation algorithm +2011-09-29.txt:18:44:04: perhaps I surf Deviantart regularly in search for super kawaii Pokemon fanart. +2011-10-17.txt:20:11:00: raii (Wiz Elf Mal Cha), 10794 points, killed by a raven, while fainted from lack of food +2011-10-17.txt:20:11:11: ais523: rip raii +2011-11-22.txt:06:28:05: kallisti: i encourage you to play good games like aii and ec +2011-11-22.txt:06:29:56: kallisti: aii is a ~space~ dogfighting game with fully newtonian movement, ragdoll-physicsy ships, and cool things like weapons that shoot bubble things that slow down time inside them, also black holes and lots of orbital transfers??? +2011-11-22.txt:06:34:39: kallisti: but like a lot of aii's mechanics involve not just being able to fly around shooting because that's boring +2011-11-22.txt:06:38:30: it should be mentioned that aii stands for Asteroids II :P +2011-11-22.txt:07:57:34: Vorpal: anyway I GUESS the shader might be trivial for aii but i dunno, maybe i want to do the background with a shader???? +2011-11-22.txt:13:00:10: Thing is, describing AII as a dogfighting game makes it sound too fast-paced. +2011-11-22.txt:13:12:25: Maybe we'll just call it... aii. +2011-11-22.txt:13:57:09: ais523: (the context is AII :P) +2011-11-22.txt:15:36:01: Gregor: You should MAKE MUSIC FOR AII!!!!!!11111111111111111111111 +2011-11-22.txt:15:37:09: AII? +2011-11-22.txt:15:38:24: Gregor: AII = Asteroids II! EXPANSION IS COMPLETELY UNOFFICIAL. +2011-11-22.txt:15:39:07: And the Asteroids II Extended Edition, aka AIIEE, one presumes. +2011-11-22.txt:15:40:09: elliott: where "it" = AII, not DNA Maze +2011-11-22.txt:15:42:48: WHY DO YOU LOVE DNA MAZE MORE THAN AII ;__; +2011-11-22.txt:15:43:21: ais523\unfoog: Neither is AII +2011-11-22.txt:17:26:41: * elliott continues debating whether to expediate new computer purchasing to smooth AII development or whether to stay on this machine to ensure better compatibility. +2011-11-23.txt:17:41:48: See, AII has the best mapping. +2011-11-24.txt:00:10:43: aii +2011-11-24.txt:00:11:05: by reading the word "aii" you now know everything about the game :P +2011-11-24.txt:00:51:20: oerjan: code aii's physics engine thanks, chemic are good at this +2011-11-24.txt:00:53:02: aii aii o +2011-11-24.txt:04:18:28: That might work for the Humble AII Bundle. +2011-11-24.txt:09:42:04: aii +2011-11-24.txt:20:51:43: monqy: will you play aii +2011-11-24.txt:20:51:48: whats aii +2011-11-24.txt:21:11:39: naiiti itiiti niiti saniti yoniti goiti rokuiti sitiiti ← Well, that looks really strange. +2011-11-28.txt:18:27:22: elliott_: in the Crawl codebase, I've seen a class whose objects are dynamically-scoped booleans, using RAII +2011-11-28.txt:18:27:47: if the code were RAIIing everywhere, it'd probably be fine, but it's the only bit of RAII I've seen in the code +2011-11-28.txt:19:03:03: Phantom_Hoover: Can AII be a metaphor for globalisation please. +2011-12-01.txt:06:03:10: serate erilinst squcefingrata nridi sche dk feculaza le pres elatardia kan za ar sau rempanissidaroparinsilh tovigisallassa toncippilluce riedaiilloccau tfinan rous affiens feaatherroellyte rumqh sed em jelendcclocwted nut va acistophoroculvaliamangtola disses climan coo ebyted wity baniff hinosele proley widuchissirs forraseek oliterskiitcligitussies kr rapeosendon co pos lornfiernsident unalragewelsiegaus ze beffuringlatismen natschic bareng +2011-12-01.txt:16:26:02: Vorpal: I bet AII compiles perfectly on Linux. +2011-12-02.txt:20:38:38: Phantom_Hoover: If we extend AII's engine to 3D we have to make sure that doesn't happen ok thanks. +2011-12-03.txt:01:19:55: * elliott is planning to use OpenAL for AII, and that's 2D. +2011-12-05.txt:21:03:28: well AII isn't quite at that stage yet :P we're still toying with the physics code +2011-12-05.txt:21:13:48: `log aii +2011-12-05.txt:21:13:54: 2010-05-02.txt:06:21:16: There's also Hawaii that doesn't do DST. +2011-12-05.txt:21:14:27: `pastelogs aii diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.1014 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.1014 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,802 @@ +1) I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... More practice is in order. +4) that's where I got it rocket launch facility gift shop +5) GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) His body should be given to science. He's alive :P Even so. +7) what, you mean that wasn't your real name? Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) TODO: sex life +9) Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? not yet trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) 11 holes for me :D +12) GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) Meh ._. +19) oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) after all, what are DVD players for? +30) pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. ehird: consider low-gravity porn fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +31) I am not on the moon. +32) Or the brutal rape of the English language! That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +33) i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +34) is there a problem with it being carbonized :D yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +35) anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true should put that on my todo list +36) I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +37) i'm my dad's unborn sister +38) `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny How hard is that +39) [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +40) actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +41) Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +42) With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +43) I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +44) It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +45) Reality isn't a part of physics +46) oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +47) Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +48) If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... I'd call it jabbear. +49) GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +50) no Deewiant No?! I've been living a lie yep. Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +51) ??? Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? Or are there monster dildos and cocks? Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +52) Maternal instincts? Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +53) I think hamsters cannot be inert. +54) I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +55) yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +56) Porn. There, see? +57) So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +58) both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +59) What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +60) hmm, this is hard +61) actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +62) if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +63) oohhh ha heh and what are your other characteristics? oh, many, madbrain but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +64) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### Meh * FireFly dies +65) Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +66) im the worst person in the world +67) i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +68) ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +69) Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +70) SF.net porn :/ Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +71) i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +72) I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +73) Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +74) Invalid! Kill! Kill! I get that feeling too. +75) It's not incest if you're third cousins! +76) What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +77) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +78) Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +79) I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +80) Where's the link to the log? THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +81) My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +82) [Warrigal] `addquote hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +83) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +84) Ah, vulva. What is that, anyway? +85) I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +86) bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +87) Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +88) So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +89) For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +90) A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +91) and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain it's all falling into place +92) so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +93) let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +94) oklopol geez what are you doing here ...i don't know :< i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +95) think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +96) Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +97) I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +98) it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +99) I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +100) (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +101) Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +102) theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +103) I want a patent on common sense It wouldn't get me much though >_> +104) I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +105) fungot!*@* added to ignore list. AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +106) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +107) sekuoir: that's just gay sex I am learning though! +108) Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +109) okay I see it now, quines do exist +110) Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +111) if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect ^ I learned that trick from atheists +112) use "grep --crazy" +113) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] what? she said square ped :| +114) insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +115) alise: why internet is like wtf +116) I am an inherently pornographic being. +117) Hooray! I'm an idiot. +118) you move on the tape and shit +119) like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English alise: that's great filler ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +120) And... WTF is it doing. :( Is it sexing? +121) ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots ill do it later +122) pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +123) alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +124) AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +125) AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +126) [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +127) alise, marble marbelus +128) cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +129) we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +130) alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +131) what's the data of? [...] Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation I have no problems with you being interested in online games but the necrophilia is disturbing +132) Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +133) Because you're a Mac user. I am! and proud of it to My mouse has *no* buttons. +134) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +135) but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +136) oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? it's not clear from the RFCs +137) reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +138) how does a "DNA computer" work. von neumann machines? CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +139) CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +140) ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +141) ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +142) Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +143) cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +144) alise: I suck at coding related. +145) incest is best +146) Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +147) Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +148) (in #irp) Flonk, ask on #esoteric? Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +149) So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. Involving open wounds. I'm going to take a shower +150) GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +151) OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +152) INTERNET YAY Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +153) cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +154) i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +155) pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +156) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +157) Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +158) I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +159) pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +160) it was too difficult +161) You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +162) you should be eating corpses more +163) Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +164) alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +165) Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +166) Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +167) colon is where your ass comes from right +168) < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +169) "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." alise: I I was going to say something then your last line floored me +170) Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? alise: TLAAW +171) It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +172) alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +173) Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +174) it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +175) the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +176) (I've just been playing with myself.) +177) It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! WRONG 8 WEEKS +178) Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +179) dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0 ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? Vorpal, you don't want to know. Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer Vorpal: "horrible" +181) i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +182) I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +183) i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +184) comex: what? *vorpal comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +185) Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +186) elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +187) ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +188) catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +189) elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +190) syntax is the least important part of a programming language other than Python +191) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +192) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +193) there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +194) I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +195) fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! everything looks like an error anyway +196) HOT SEXY SEX BITS +197) How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +198) elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. Two! +199) DAMN YOU, I'm leaving olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +200) Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +201) well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy and i own a piano and i'm not wearing socks +202) fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +203) [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +204) it seems that CUIL is dead +205) Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +206) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +207) Vorpal loves the sodomy. elliott, sure why not +208) So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] It's a trivial C program :P +209) "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +210) That is the mark of Gregor right there. tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that It's still the mark of Gregor. +211) For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +212) OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +213) (had real world issues) (to deal with) Vorpal's pregnant. yes +214) elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? what Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +215) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot pikhq: I'm underage! +216) zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. It's broken? +217) Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +218) quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror typing is kind of difficult +219) My quotes are boring +220) oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +221) your premise to falsify "false" is false +222) I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +223) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +224) The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +225) I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +226) Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +227) elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +228) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave +229) Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +230) I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +231) ... come to think of it, +232) Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +233) And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +234) clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness or ability to run at all ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +235) LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +236) 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. HAHA [...] this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +237) as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +238) vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +239) GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +240) Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +241) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +242) i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice umm, sufficiently small +243) yay CDE +244) oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +245) hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +246) ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +247) are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +248) [on Walter Bright] I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +249) Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +250) mtve, now he's an expert idler. mtve: kitty kitty kitty +251) ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing I think that would be illegal. oh you are right damn :/ +252) I need a new desktop background j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) uhrghoaudp +253) * quintopia sits on gregor +254) [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +255) Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +256) elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +257) who's walter bright and why is he so bright locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc locks: guilty +258) We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +259) This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +260) ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +261) gah, why does lose keep winning? +262) (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +263) who is guido van rossum you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +264) actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +265) Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! and a monad! nothing can stop me now! +266) !bfjoust test (-)*10000 Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 yay +267) !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 probably will suck Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 what +268) `addquote I'm a bit 'tarded. (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +269) HELLWORLD! It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. There is more agony. +270) My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +271) so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +272) oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think oerjan: What - the - fuck +273) [on egojoust] The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +274) OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +275) !bfjoust sm3 < Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +276) $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +277) !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +278) I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +279) file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +280) If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +281) lol @ closed character set standard "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +282) [on DNA Maze] it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +283) back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +284) Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +285) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +286) Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +287) gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +288) 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +289) zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +290) just because i'm homosexual doesn't mean i have sex with men. ...i'm also a paedophile [...] see if i'm a gay paedophile i don't have sex with men i have sex with BOYS +291) actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +292) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +293) Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +294) okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +295) Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +296) However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +297) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +298) shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +299) elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +300) My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +301) There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +302) Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +303) elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +304) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +305) addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +306) Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +307) oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +308) quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* i mean with you +309) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +310) Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +311) I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +312) wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +313) it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +314) ais523: quick, say something funny something funny hagrea:D can'tä sopt laughitn +315) elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +316) elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +317) ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +318) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something +319) Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +320) BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +321) Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +322) [After a long monologue] i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +323) That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +324) elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +325) i'm really sleep +326) elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +327) elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +328) I use LiGNUXFCE+apps That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +329) I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +330) and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +331) elliott, it was an artful robbery! wait, murder +332) I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +333) haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +334) Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +335) that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +336) A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. See? I'm intellectual. +337) I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +338) DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +339) Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +340) anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +341) i actually do like sucking +342) [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +343) i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +344) o.O There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. It's called "not being a mammal" :P +345) the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +346) esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +347) destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +348) ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +349) I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +350) http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg worlds biggest thumb +351) oerjan: why so potable ...... DRINK ME +352) what telnets are there [...] where are a list of telnets? +353) (im not a lawyer) (im just making stuff up +354) Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +355) boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +356) here's a good multiplication algorithm 1010101 x 110 well I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +357) 3 = 7/2 +358) [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +359) when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +360) right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +361) i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +362) Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +363) Write-only IRC: best idea Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +364) AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +365) Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +366) [on Sgeo's karaoke] Sgeo: awesome sounds like a japan anime sound track +367) [on Sgeo's karaoke] That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +368) Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +369) Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +370) oerjan you're swedish, right? +371) my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +372) Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +373) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one +374) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one thankfully only two +375) yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +376) I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse I invented Metaplace sex >.> +377) sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here I think so +378) I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything Yes. And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +379) Vorpal: it's actually called Happy Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +380) i hope that isn't child pornography whew equally cute tho, have to admit +381) Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +382) scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +383) I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +384) Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +385) two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +386) `addquote two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +387) [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +388) Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +389) Oracle's awesome +390) How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! I have the weirdest boner right now. +391) CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +392) oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +393) And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +394) [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +395) You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +396) The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +397) hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +398) Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +399) Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +400) yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +401) Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +402) but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +403) are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +404) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] I need to learn more Haskell... ..I need to get op privs. +405) I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +406) Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser monqy, how hard could it be? +407) I hope type inference isn't difficult +408) You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +409) anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours and masturbate as well +410) The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +411) so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +412) [on spiking] drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +413) what would you ever need petrol for newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +414) [on petrol] oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +415) " elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +416) if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +417) It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +418) HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER Oh noooooooooooooooooose! Gregor: lol nose geddit +419) you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +420) I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +421) I used to be more irritated by alcohol Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +422) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +423) You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +424) elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" eventually all US bills will just be solid green +425) meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary so far, it has found four digits I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +426) The wickedest man of all. Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. you talking about me again? Yes. k +427) "system is fairly sane imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum would you object to that being trademarked I mean phrase trade" oops +428) Something about faiing a asanity check sanity faliling failing +429) Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +430) as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +431) i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +432) oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page thanks elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +433) decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +434) Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are Damn right! +435) " Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +436) im going to resurrect rutian with vitamin pills and book sales +437) adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +438) as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw quintopia: I am at Canada. +439) elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +440) I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +441) The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +442) Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +443) oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +444) Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +445) [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +446) pikhq, living in the future sucks. The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +447) oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +448) such a famous bisexual Yeah, like Marlon Brando. And Caligula. And... Keeley Hawes? I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +449) elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +450) it was a wonderful dream i died in it that's how it started +451) the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +452) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets #toilet is useless is #toilet even a thing I'm looking for help with toilets +453) Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that Or, at least, my toilet looks different +454) mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +455) drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +456) #%%:]__t�# do you see that that is great progress taking place +457) well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +458) elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +459) elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +460) Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +461) Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +462) No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +463) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires The bacon is worth it +464) ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +465) you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them that doesn't work. we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +466) The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +467) Cut to February War were declared A galaxy in turmoil Anyway, Febuary '10 +468) I can't afford one of those! A grandchild, not a laser printer +469) doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +470) MY CONTINUITY MY FANFICTION RUINED +471) to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +472) god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +473) (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +474) I have a WRT120N Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +475) There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] You've just gave me a different result [...] It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +476) Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +477) That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +478) interestingly enough, go is a second player win chess is also first player win tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +479) Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +480) I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +481) The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +482) Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +483) God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +484) Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +485) So... God has jizzed on everything? have you even READ the bible? +486) Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +487) This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +488) rest in peace lambdabot???? monqy: it'll probably be back later nap in peace +489) ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +490) 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +491) Non sequitur is my forte On-topic discussion is my piano Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte Full fat milk is my pianissimo On which note, I'm hungry +492) in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +493) If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +494) monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +495) itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +496) It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +497) Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +498) Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +499) australia kicks ass we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +500) My memory passed rest in peace sgeos memory +501) cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +502) tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +503) [2008] i'm testing Haiku and it appears that it is a major shit 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +504) Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +505) aibohphobia The fear of palindromes +506) Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +507) elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +508) it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +509) Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +510) beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +511) I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +512) So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +513) i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +514) Well, I'm now experimenting with clients It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +515) I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +516) fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +517) Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +518) elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +519) Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +520) Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. SHIT JUST GOT REAL +521) OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. It's been fun knowing him. +522) Taneb's been hit by melancholy. He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +523) Oh god. I've become a metallurgy hipster. +524) You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +525) Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana Judaism has them beat, of course I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +526) it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +527) I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +528) what i mean by afk is i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +529) anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +530) oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +531) sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +532) Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +533) the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +534) What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +535) it's the pain of the gaps argument no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain it's never close enough +536) Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +537) What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +538) well, you have bested me itidus20: Yes. +539) now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +540) What is miff-muffered moof? that's a tough question +541) software patents strike again that's got to be at least three times, now are they out yet? +542) like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with but that would be NP hard I think +543) combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +544) IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +545) I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +546) I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +547) On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +548) A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +549) (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +550) that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +551) I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +552) Maybe if you try diplomacy. Pointy steel diplomacy +553) i started running and smoking i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +554) I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +555) elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +556) this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +557) I think it's fizzie against everyone atm AND EVERYONE IS WINNING EXCEPT FIZZIE +558) lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +559) That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +560) mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +561) im sampling ultra hip holiday hes the boogie woogie santa clause switching to oktoberfest yes i would love to shop to this +562) im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +563) i am out of all the fame loops and the australien soap opera loops so much loop / s omcuh +564) The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +565) elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +566) ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +567) elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +568) They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +569) game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +570) Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +571) we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +572) I keep asking random people for "friendship " and it's crippling +573) I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +574) Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +575) Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby I will boil your veins. Which is less bad? Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +576) I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +577) FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +578) Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +579) Intake flooded with magma. Reactor connected. Pumps active. YES IT'S WORKING +580) "Do a sea monster while whatever." +581) But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +582) The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +583) I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +584) Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +585) monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] @messages quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +586) theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +587) elliott, it is typical of you Vorpal: so are most things I say +588) well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +589) elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +590) now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = elliott_: let's not start that again." +591) You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +592) OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +593) help me i am so alone :( new computer good enough to simulate real parents +594) elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +595) indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +596) elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +597) Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +598) this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +599) THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +600) It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +601) oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +602) dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! I need.....an adult ;_; +603) We have no leather. Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +604) according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +605) Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +606) When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +607) one time I tried cpp programming ​ it was hellish ​ maybe I should try again +608) CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +609) king is something women are better at than men +610) Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +611) Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +612) [from 2009] That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +613) in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +614) what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +615) I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +616) Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +617) elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +618) You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? Monads are like that, only worse. +619) Mayor says we need to make aluminum items Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +620) Dear god stop staring at me. no never monqy is always staring at everyone. it takes many eyes to do this but I manage He is an inspiration to us all. +621) Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +622) One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +623) Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +624) Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +625) Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... elliott: fuck you. There. Perfect. Carry on. +626) lol :( +627) But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +628) jesus, yes.. he was human and that is fantastic more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +629) I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +630) yes 5 is very infixr +631) if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +632) it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +633) The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +634) OMG What if we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +635) It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. Also lesbian. +636) i agree with elliott +637) did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +638) isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +639) fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +640) It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +641) sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +642) elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +643) Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +644) my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +645) I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +646) The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +647) I think stealing is more appropriate +648) i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +649) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +650) but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +651) so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +652) Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +653) [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +654) An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +655) [in the context of Open University] "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +656) l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +657) never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +658) Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +659) When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +660) Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? You stole it from us first! +661) bad people have feelings too but they're bad so it's okay +662) It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +663) Real Tar is GNU tar. You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +664) But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +665) that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +666) fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +667) (Of Minecraft:) So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +668) oh god oh god what if I become attracted to birds +669) "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +670) 678) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love 187) Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +671) ais523: those suck hmm, those are all pretty good +672) It's missing the "bear scat showing a diet of prime numbers" picture. +673) You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. It wasn't in deep space. It was orbiting Bajor. +674) If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. Also probably works in real life? +675) I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +676) http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +677) clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +678) That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +679) I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +680) it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them and you get a new interesting esolang diagonal principle… +681) i did applied fisheries research when i was little got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +682) that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +683) COCKS [...] truly cocks +684) Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. +685) where is this going. why is this going. +686) anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +687) fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +688) I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +689) I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +690) Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +691) I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish I don't fit in your quaint little categories +692) Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +693) Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +694) Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +695) ...Overlapping? +696) Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +697) elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +698) oh my god that is one ugly solution beautiful +699) Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +700) (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +701) VMS Mosaic? I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +702) elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +703) No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +704) It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +705) Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +706) There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +707) elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +708) elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +709) Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +710) also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +711) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +712) Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS +713) ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +714) ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +715) `quote themselves No output. `quote norway No output. `quote lunch No output. Useless bot. +716) the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +717) You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. `quote kmc 686) COCKS [...] truly cocks Well, in theory. +718) characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +719) but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +720) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +721) Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +722) The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +723) I guess only gay people fuck? +724) also who it a tome, a small one +725) shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? No. whew we don't have room for more esolangers there. oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? no Whew. We don't have room for more esolangers there. +726) Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? fizzie: Yes. There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +727) the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +728) it's not even about strictness actually not strictly about strictness, anyway +729) I like category theory because when you get over how damn weird it is it's still weird. +730) Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +731) wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +732) This is not the time for science! ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +733) i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +734) if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +735) .Ah. +736) i don't lie, i tell stories there's no difference *a +737) myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +738) BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT He's just a box with arms i love boxbot already +739) interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +740) right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. if only every wrong person could be so lucky +741) Dinner? At two? It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +742) man, I love pseudo-random decision making kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +743) well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +744) if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? i just plucked his name at random [...] if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +745) why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +746) fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +747) Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +748) pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +749) The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +750) monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +751) WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +752) The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +753) Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +754) Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. Oops. +755) Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +756) I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +757) Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. He lives in Detroit. I... think we might have found the wrong one. +758) A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +759) elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +760) ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +761) (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +762) in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +763) I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +764) I hate you. +765) The mutable-integer Linux. +766) Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. zzo38: was it unexpected? Kind of... +767) fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +768) Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +769) i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +770) When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +771) DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +772) is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +773) [...] So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +774) `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) +775) [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] +776) fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord +777) [...] "paikankin päällä" sounds just fine +778) oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? fizzie: +47 oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. I... guess you are geographically, too. +779) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. +780) Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise +781) Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +782) kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +783) I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +784) fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +785) oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +786) "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith so that you can legally own lockpicks Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +787) northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky +788) speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +789) I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before +790) oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? No, sorry. phew How about Finland? Why would I live there? That's a *very* good question. Why would anyone? +791) elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. +792) There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +793) elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... +794) the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +795) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. Glurk. +796) elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. That is to say, non-constructive. +797) Two gigabytes is not really much to download. THAT'S LIKE THREE EPISODES OF MY LITTLE PONY +798) [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. +799) damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +800) ioihgfdddf +801) rephtrase +802) I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.10183 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.10183 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,32 @@ +2007-06-01.txt:21:36:20: lament: well, i would never buy a big house, just http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-OOGN8YmtE +2007-08-29.txt:19:51:14: well, natural language is often like that, but do many people buy anything but ones for electric surges? +2008-01-14.txt:20:41:48: * oklopol wants to buy a pixel +2008-07-19.txt:21:22:32: psygnisfive: buy a book +2008-08-31.txt:19:05:07: oklopol: or buy a new " dodge miser" and two dozen +2008-10-11.txt:13:39:34: g0bl1n: yes, in which case i usually buy a new computer and erase the old todo list! :D +2008-11-21.txt:11:35:26: i need to go buy a food +2009-02-26.txt:00:05:40: if they chose it badly, i'll just buy a new computer. +2009-03-12.txt:01:09:06: i should probably buy another one of those for just touching and licking +2009-04-09.txt:10:14:22: oklopol, previous owner? Wouldn't you do a clean reinstall if you buy a computer second hand +2009-04-11.txt:01:17:23: i would buy a computer so bright light couldn't escape its surface +2009-04-19.txt:14:24:21: i should buy a proverb/idiom/word porn book +2009-04-22.txt:04:00:35: how about shops that just buy alcohol? +2009-04-22.txt:04:01:52: "hello do you buy alcohol here?" +2009-07-23.txt:13:55:37: oklopol, hm ok. Is there anything more than that account? Like clicking "buy a ticket"? +2009-07-23.txt:14:14:52: oklopol: YOU WANT TO BUY A COMPUTER FOR ME +2009-07-23.txt:21:31:13: i learn best from books, should probably buy a j one +2009-07-28.txt:12:45:14: oklopol: you should buy a 1-bit display +2009-10-11.txt:10:06:06: or rob a bank and buy a dog that can telepathically send me the results of running that +2010-03-20.txt:12:02:29: oh well i would probably buy a house too +2010-06-24.txt:06:40:33: well dunno, i have to go to uni, actually i should've left an hour ago but i wanted to learn about accounting because i wanna be a businessman when i grow up so i can buy a monkey farm. +2010-11-14.txt:16:27:19: then maybe i can buy a wheelchair and make it move and talk when i think +2010-11-22.txt:22:46:33: i may also buy a pistol just in case +2011-01-15.txt:21:18:55: i was thinking i'd pay a couple thousand for a computer in february, SO I NEVER HAVE TO BUY A NEW ONE AGAIN +2011-03-12.txt:18:33:35: pikhq_: should i maybe buy a golden cape for when i become the king of the universe? +2011-04-24.txt:11:16:45: buy a new computer +2011-05-26.txt:20:26:11: fizzie: maybe i'll just buy a sex doll +2011-05-29.txt:10:43:51: yeah well buy a fucking laptop +2011-07-14.txt:21:46:47: i could buy a pet anvil AND pillow shoes for it +2011-09-11.txt:17:39:43: if i had an extra thousand, i would buy all the keyboards. +2011-11-27.txt:18:33:27: i'm wondering if i should remove this one deck... or can kau as in buy also be used as the kanji for winning? +2011-12-02.txt:14:17:14: oklopol: you should buy a nice TV and a PS3 and play Demons' Souls diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.10249 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.10249 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2010-08-23.txt:15:06:45: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-08-23.txt:15:07:52: Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well. +2010-08-23.txt:15:08:12: argh +2010-08-23.txt:15:10:08: Alas, poor Yorick, e hears that a lot +2010-08-23.txt:15:12:55: stupid name :( +2010-08-23.txt:16:00:19: Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well. <-- what? +2010-08-23.txt:16:01:18: ' The opening words are very commonly misquoted as "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well." ' +2010-08-23.txt:16:02:48: wikipedia claims it is: "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? (Hamlet, V.i)" +2010-08-23.txt:16:30:11: Vorpal: I'm used to people misquoting it +2010-08-23.txt:16:31:15: yorick, I can't make much sense of the correct quote, but then I'm not a native English speaker... So this quite dated English is a bit problematic... +2010-08-23.txt:16:31:53: Vorpal: I think more people have this problem +2010-08-23.txt:16:32:00: * yorick thinks this channel contains geeks +2010-08-23.txt:16:32:06: yorick, probably, I don't think pikhq does though +2010-08-23.txt:16:32:27: Vorpal: in fact, I've only heard it correctly the first time once :) +2010-08-23.txt:16:32:35: by someone who played the role in a play +2010-08-23.txt:16:32:49: yorick, haha +2010-08-23.txt:16:33:25: I used to be all like "OMG you misquoted", but I gave up on that +2010-08-23.txt:23:45:42: -!- yorick has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). +2010-08-23.txt:23:47:42: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-08-23.txt:23:48:10: -!- yorick is now known as Guest76379. +2010-08-24.txt:00:09:45: -!- yorick__ has joined #esoteric. +2010-08-24.txt:06:31:36: -!- yorick__ has quit (*.net *.split). +2010-08-24.txt:06:32:50: -!- yorick__ has joined #esoteric. +2010-08-24.txt:19:31:59: -!- yorick__ has quit (Quit: Reconnecting). +2010-08-24.txt:19:32:02: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-08-24.txt:19:32:26: -!- yorick has quit (Changing host). +2010-08-24.txt:19:32:26: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-08-24.txt:19:35:01: -!- yorick has quit (Client Quit). +2010-08-24.txt:19:35:04: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-08-24.txt:19:35:32: -!- yorick is now known as Guest86443. +2010-08-25.txt:15:41:58: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-08-29.txt:19:21:13: -!- yorick has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). +2010-08-29.txt:19:27:36: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-08-29.txt:19:27:56: -!- yorick has quit (Changing host). +2010-08-29.txt:19:27:56: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-08-31.txt:21:04:51: -!- yorick has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). +2010-08-31.txt:21:15:13: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-08-31.txt:21:15:40: -!- yorick is now known as Guest4213. +2010-08-31.txt:21:17:04: -!- Guest4213 is now known as yorick. +2010-09-01.txt:03:57:40: -!- yorick has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). +2010-10-04.txt:20:01:28: yay clog is back +2010-10-04.txt:20:01:59: the timeline must be preserved! +2010-10-04.txt:20:02:38: alise: go send in your put-together logs +2010-10-04.txt:20:02:54: yorick: that is unlikely to have any effect. clog runs entirely without administration. +2010-10-04.txt:20:03:06: then who fixed it +2010-10-04.txt:20:03:59: I think it's scary +2010-10-04.txt:20:04:12: yorick: what, clog? +2010-10-04.txt:20:04:17: ya, clog +2010-10-04.txt:20:04:46: why not? +2010-10-04.txt:20:04:54: yorick: because even if logs aren't public, people log. +2010-10-04.txt:20:05:04: but what if I claim I warezed stuff +2010-10-04.txt:20:05:17: I don't care about other people +2010-10-04.txt:20:05:21: I do care about google +2010-10-04.txt:20:05:56: what's with the single-# thing? +2010-10-04.txt:20:06:04: C does it +2010-10-04.txt:20:06:06: yorick: you're meant to have two #s if you don't own the thing your channel is named after +2010-10-04.txt:20:06:15: ah :) +2010-10-04.txt:20:06:20: omg you stupid people :P +2010-10-04.txt:20:06:30: yorick: this channel predates that policy by *many* years +2010-10-04.txt:20:06:31: you can't own "esoteric" +2010-10-04.txt:20:07:05: but how can I make comments without logging +2010-10-04.txt:20:07:22: yorick: You should make them somewhere else, then, I gather. +2010-10-04.txt:20:08:12: yorick: /msg someone and hope they don't say it in-channel +2010-10-04.txt:20:08:35: yorick, how does ##c implement it? +2010-10-04.txt:20:09:00: just the ## +2010-10-04.txt:20:10:49: alise: such as latin +2010-10-04.txt:20:10:59: alise: latin doesn't even have a word for "yes" +2010-10-04.txt:20:11:13: quintopia: do you happen to have an hilight on "alice" +2010-10-04.txt:20:11:16: yorick: not a single word +2010-10-04.txt:20:11:21: yorick: if it would, it wouldn't be effective +2010-10-04.txt:20:11:35: alise: not a single word +2010-10-04.txt:20:11:39: yorick: quintopia: do you happen to have an hilight on "alice" +2010-10-04.txt:20:11:59: ais523: sorry! +2010-10-04.txt:20:12:09: quintopia: do you happen to have an hilight on "alise"? +2010-10-04.txt:20:12:13: ais523: do you have a highlight on "ais523", yorick? +2010-10-04.txt:20:12:13: alise: sorry +2010-10-04.txt:20:12:14: yorick: I was trying to make a joke, not accusing you +2010-10-04.txt:20:12:15: yorick: no +2010-10-04.txt:20:12:23: ais523: I ment alise: +2010-10-04.txt:20:12:42: ais523: but you happen to have a name that has the same color as alises +2010-10-04.txt:20:12:59: yorick: that's nicely self-referential, mispinging in a misping apology effectively atones for itself +2010-10-04.txt:20:13:08: yorick: no, alise and Vorpal have the same color. they are green, and ais523 is orange +2010-10-04.txt:20:13:29: quintopia: vorpal is definately green...alise is orange too +2010-10-04.txt:20:13:51: yorick: the only way to know what's it like to see via echolocation is to be a bat. +2010-10-04.txt:20:14:42: Vorpal: you're green +2010-10-04.txt:20:14:57: lol +2010-10-04.txt:20:15:32: alise: wut +2010-10-04.txt:20:15:51: alise: synesthesia and quintopia +2010-10-04.txt:20:15:57: just as i perceive alise and Vorpal to be the same color, and yorick and fizzie to be the same color, while you don't +2010-10-04.txt:20:16:02: ais523: light yellow. +2010-10-04.txt:20:16:30: quintopia: I'm red...fizzie is light yellow, vorpal is green and alise is orange +2010-10-04.txt:20:16:36: and ais523 is also orange. +2010-10-04.txt:20:16:40: ais523: damn you! +2010-10-04.txt:20:16:44: yorick: take that back! +2010-10-04.txt:20:16:50: ais523: stop being orange! +2010-10-04.txt:20:17:19: ais523: hmm...possibly... :/ +2010-10-04.txt:20:17:28: ais523: let me rephrase +2010-10-04.txt:20:17:50: ais523: damn the inconvenience caused by me percieving your nick and "alise" both as orange +2010-10-04.txt:20:17:55: ais523: sorry :) +2010-10-04.txt:20:17:56: yorick: that's better +2010-10-04.txt:20:18:18: yay I killed the activity! +2010-10-04.txt:20:19:20: quintopia: but alise is also orange +2010-10-04.txt:20:20:02: we dutch people have disease-related swearing +2010-10-04.txt:20:20:35: :) +2010-10-04.txt:20:21:06: :( +2010-10-04.txt:20:27:32: lol +2010-10-04.txt:20:28:08: * yorick waves at PH +2010-10-04.txt:20:28:18: Phantom_Hoover_. +2010-10-04.txt:20:28:24: * yorick waves at impomatic +2010-10-04.txt:20:28:32: Hey yorick :-) +2010-10-04.txt:20:28:49: who lives in america anyways +2010-10-04.txt:20:28:57: impomatic: slightly delayed by the need to explain PH +2010-10-04.txt:20:29:50: I would pronounce Kathq'lynn as kathy-klinn +2010-10-04.txt:20:30:11: I bet no one knows mine +2010-10-04.txt:20:30:17: yorick: yorick +2010-10-04.txt:20:30:21: alise: shh +2010-10-04.txt:20:30:22: yorick: I bet /someone/ knows your name +2010-10-04.txt:20:30:32: ais523: no one in this channel +2010-10-04.txt:20:30:37: yorick: you're in this channel +2010-10-04.txt:20:30:54: Vorpal: I'd restart it +2010-10-04.txt:20:31:11: ais523: I know :P +2010-10-04.txt:20:31:42: yorick, I upgraded between old X and modular X.Org from inside an xterm +2010-10-04.txt:20:32:14: hmm alise is pronounced alan? +2010-10-04.txt:20:32:30: aladdam sounds like saddam +2010-10-04.txt:20:32:32: yorick, no it is pronounced "Elliott" +2010-10-04.txt:20:33:08: yorick, the number of letters is VERY IMPORTANT to him. +2010-10-04.txt:20:33:20: Phantom_Hoover_: it's an him? :P +2010-10-04.txt:20:33:31: yorick, he's contrarian. +2010-10-04.txt:20:33:58: Phantom_Hoover_: it's an he? +2010-10-04.txt:20:34:14: alise: you're a he? +2010-10-04.txt:20:34:15: yorick, yep. +2010-10-04.txt:20:34:20: yorick: nope +2010-10-04.txt:20:34:31: * yorick is confused +2010-10-04.txt:20:34:50: alise: that's a yes? +2010-10-04.txt:20:35:00: alise: I'll just call you "alice" +2010-10-04.txt:20:36:42: yorick: for the last time, my nick is not alice +2010-10-04.txt:20:37:01: alise: I know, but you're saying "maybe" +2010-10-04.txt:20:37:10: yorick: i also said a variety of other things +2010-10-04.txt:20:37:20: alise: you also said "nope" +2010-10-04.txt:20:37:25: yorick: i also said p=.5 +2010-10-04.txt:20:37:40: alise: which is while I'll call you "alice" +2010-10-05.txt:04:18:30: -!- yorick has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2010-10-05.txt:15:53:19: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-10-05.txt:15:58:29: alise: what about preprocessing? +2010-10-05.txt:15:58:59: yorick: cpp, sure +2010-10-05.txt:15:59:13: alise: but what about? +2010-10-05.txt:15:59:20: yorick: ? +2010-10-05.txt:15:59:29: what do you want to accomplish? +2010-10-05.txt:15:59:31: goal? +2010-10-05.txt:15:59:57: * yorick can't find +2010-10-05.txt:16:00:44: alise: what about namespaces in C +2010-10-05.txt:16:01:23: yorick: see later on. +2010-10-05.txt:16:01:50: it's lacking context! +2010-10-05.txt:16:02:53: * yorick arghs +2010-10-05.txt:16:03:35: alise: for example, where are you responding to +2010-10-05.txt:16:03:48: what* +2010-10-05.txt:16:03:57: yorick: nothing +2010-10-05.txt:16:04:28: pikhq: Namespaces in C: solve. <-- that has a "pikhq" in front of it +2010-10-05.txt:16:06:09: Phantom_Hoover: personally, no clue +2010-10-05.txt:16:06:26: yorick: i was addressing pikhq. +2010-10-05.txt:16:06:47: alise: about what? :/ +2010-10-05.txt:16:06:57: yorick: about "Namespaces in C: solve." +2010-10-05.txt:16:07:05: oh. +2010-10-05.txt:16:07:07: * yorick gets it +2010-10-05.txt:16:28:36: Go fialed horribly +2010-10-05.txt:16:28:38: failed* +2010-10-05.txt:16:37:18: I should practice lucid dreaming some more +2010-10-05.txt:16:39:33: I tried the reality checks...most of them give false negatives inside dreams :/ +2010-10-05.txt:16:39:46: yorick: hands always works for me +2010-10-05.txt:16:40:23: alise: my fingers are always fine while I'm dreaming...and I can even touch them +2010-10-05.txt:16:40:47: alise: I haven't tried breathing with my nose closed yet :/ +2010-10-05.txt:16:40:58: yorick: the fun thing with more than five fingers +2010-10-05.txt:16:41:47: * yorick was invisible last time :) +2010-10-05.txt:16:42:12: ais523: topic-quote! +2010-10-05.txt:16:43:39: yeah...same...but you can prolong them :) +2010-10-05.txt:16:43:52: (spinning around will mostly work) +2010-10-05.txt:16:43:57: yorick: I've done the tactics, like feeling a brick wall a lot and staring at the details. +2010-10-05.txt:16:44:04: yorick: It never works. +2010-10-05.txt:16:44:09: alise: works for me +2010-10-05.txt:16:44:18: yorick: As soon as I move away and stop looking like someone with Down's syndrome, everything becomes fuzzy again. +2010-10-05.txt:16:44:42: alise: maybe...the brick thing works better? +2010-10-05.txt:16:44:54: yorick: So just stare at a brick the whole time?? +2010-10-05.txt:16:45:04: alise: how am I supposed to have bricks? +2010-10-05.txt:16:45:10: yorick: ????????? +2010-10-05.txt:16:45:15: yorick: I've done the tactics, like feeling a brick wall a lot and staring at the details. alise: works for me +2010-10-05.txt:16:45:20: yorick: As soon as I move away and stop looking like someone with Down's syndrome, everything becomes fuzzy again. alise: maybe...the brick thing works better? +2010-10-05.txt:16:45:30: (17:43) < alise> yorick: It never works. +2010-10-05.txt:16:45:34: (17:43) < yorick> alise: works for me +2010-10-05.txt:16:45:43: yorick: "how am I supposed to have bricks?" what does this mean +2010-10-05.txt:16:45:48: alise: how am I supposed to find bricks to stare at +2010-10-05.txt:16:45:54: yorick: Uhh, leave the house you're in. +2010-10-05.txt:16:46:00: yorick: You said works for me; presumably you already do this. +2010-10-05.txt:16:46:13: alise: because I recognize the feeling if it becoming fuzzy again +2010-10-05.txt:16:46:23: alise: and yes, mostly the places I dream of are not made of bricks +2010-10-05.txt:16:46:56: usually either polished plastic or metal +2010-10-05.txt:16:47:40: my most recurring nightmares currently is being stabbed/shot by my friends :/ +2010-10-05.txt:16:47:48: are* +2010-10-05.txt:16:50:14: last dream I remembered was having a conversation with the news-guy on the alarm clock when it was about to wake me up yesterday +2010-10-05.txt:16:51:05: * yorick has never done a reality check that came out negative :/ +2010-10-05.txt:16:51:16: yorick: try looking at a clock, look away, check it again +2010-10-05.txt:16:51:27: yorick: well, it mostly happens for me when not lucid; I'm not sure if I've ever been properly lucid +2010-10-05.txt:16:51:33: either I just go "wth...I'm dreaming!", or "I must be dreaming, lets try a reality check...no it never works" +2010-10-05.txt:16:51:45: yorick: you need to reality check in *usual* situations +2010-10-05.txt:16:51:50: alise: I tried that once, it pointed to 4:01 twice +2010-10-05.txt:16:52:11: cpressey: :D +2010-10-05.txt:16:52:56: alise: clocks work in my dreams, so does reading +2010-10-05.txt:16:53:29: it feels strange to see it being 4:01 pm on sunday, then waking up and, 8 hours later, see it being 4:01 pm on sunday again +2010-10-05.txt:16:54:04: quintopia: that's just horribly evil +2010-10-05.txt:16:55:30: * yorick does not +2010-10-05.txt:18:26:27: alise: it's overflowing! +2010-10-05.txt:18:27:29: much better +2010-10-06.txt:16:50:00: -!- yorick has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). +2010-10-06.txt:16:51:39: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-10-06.txt:19:56:36: cheater99: wtf +2010-10-06.txt:19:56:57: cheater99: that doesn't even have a verb! +2010-10-06.txt:19:57:06: well it does +2010-10-06.txt:19:57:11: but it makes no sense +2010-10-06.txt:19:57:28: poor yorick. +2010-10-06.txt:19:57:32: I think that would need at least two verbs +2010-10-06.txt:19:59:07: olsner: but there's nothing redundant anything +2010-10-06.txt:19:59:10: about* +2010-10-06.txt:19:59:25: "cogito ergo dei" <-- it lacks a second verb and puts a noun instead :/ +2010-10-06.txt:20:01:17: how would that help? +2010-10-06.txt:20:05:14: *How* would that help? +2010-10-06.txt:20:05:35: how *would* that *help* +2010-10-06.txt:20:05:42: ? +2010-10-06.txt:20:05:53: * yorick c-c-combo breaker! +2010-10-06.txt:20:06:16: cheater99: true, but how would *that* help? :) +2010-10-06.txt:20:07:31: and it *might* just be me :/ +2010-10-06.txt:20:51:25: aww poor edible dormice +2010-10-06.txt:20:51:37: named after their edibility +2010-10-06.txt:21:29:08: new SGU is notably better than previous ep +2010-10-06.txt:21:31:00: yes +2010-10-06.txt:21:34:44: Phantom_Hoover: he has +2010-10-06.txt:21:43:38: cheater99: no one in this channel is a girl +2010-10-06.txt:21:43:45: doesn't happen. +2010-10-06.txt:21:43:57: yorick: did, about four times IIRC +2010-10-07.txt:20:09:41: alise: that's horrible :P +2010-10-07.txt:20:09:48: yorick: that's awesome. +2010-10-07.txt:20:09:55: awesomely horrible +2010-10-07.txt:20:11:11: wait...that's actually python? +2010-10-07.txt:20:12:15: yorick: yup, python +2010-10-07.txt:20:12:34: alise: :( +2010-10-07.txt:20:13:03: * yorick should create an irssi script that will color the nicks the way I want +2010-10-07.txt:20:13:45: yorick: you can script this thing? bitchen +2010-10-07.txt:20:14:12: cpressey: I probably could, but I hate perl +2010-10-07.txt:20:14:57: (if you convert a random wav file to text, you get executable perl) +2010-10-07.txt:20:45:18: Sgeo: I think it does +2010-10-07.txt:20:45:37: Alas, poor yorick, whoTF is this guy. +2010-10-07.txt:20:47:07: Gregor: .... +2010-10-07.txt:20:47:15: omg Gregor doesn't know me! +2010-10-07.txt:20:48:02: yorick: neither do I +2010-10-07.txt:20:48:17: olsner: you should +2010-10-07.txt:20:48:18: yorick: nor do i, except that you've been here the past few days +2010-10-07.txt:20:48:27: which is about all you could know about me +2010-10-07.txt:20:48:34: I've been here since saturday +2010-10-07.txt:20:49:23: yorick: so what's your story, Dark Stranger who Wandered into Town Recently? +2010-10-07.txt:20:49:52: cpressey: I knew about this channel for some time, but never bothered to join...and then I got an assignment that got brainfuck +2010-10-07.txt:20:50:07: and then I saw the beauty if this channel (saw beyond Vorpal) +2010-10-07.txt:20:50:14: of* +2010-10-07.txt:20:50:36: and now I'm idling here +2010-10-07.txt:20:50:45: yorick, err what? +2010-10-07.txt:20:51:18: Vorpal: oh...nothing +2010-10-07.txt:20:51:27: Vorpal: you scare new people away +2010-10-07.txt:20:53:00: yorick, heh? +2010-10-07.txt:20:53:21: Gregor: especially against Vorpal eh +2010-10-07.txt:20:53:40: yorick: No, I feed on hatred in general. +2010-10-07.txt:20:53:48: * yorick hugs Gregor +2010-10-07.txt:21:09:27: esoteric version control! +2010-10-08.txt:16:48:17: -!- yorick has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). +2010-10-09.txt:10:10:05: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-10-12.txt:04:13:27: -!- yorick has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). +2010-10-12.txt:04:14:17: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-10-13.txt:23:34:33: -!- yorick has quit (Quit: Poef! Going to Rome, see you in 8-9 days.). +2010-10-18.txt:17:03:20: 235| I could also send my ferrari in for repair +2010-10-22.txt:11:23:01: -!- yorick has joined #esoteric. +2010-10-22.txt:16:02:06: what's wrong with scotland? +2010-10-22.txt:18:40:51: esac! +2010-10-22.txt:19:07:26: PHP is the worst language ever! +2010-10-22.txt:19:08:47: sane people are boring! +2010-10-22.txt:19:08:59: yorick: i just meant non-stupid people really +2010-10-22.txt:19:09:08: oh +2010-10-22.txt:19:09:37: they use python. +2010-10-22.txt:19:09:39: yorick: i could swear that we've met on IRC several years ago +2010-10-22.txt:19:09:47: nooga: we haven't, probably +2010-10-22.txt:19:10:14: nooga: I haven't, at least not that I know of +2010-10-22.txt:19:10:38: is yorick a common name in a place where you live? +2010-10-22.txt:19:10:40: someone else must have stolen my name before I was using it +2010-10-22.txt:19:11:16: nooga: it has an occurence of 0.0148% +2010-10-22.txt:19:13:08: that's like google go! +2010-10-22.txt:19:14:34: static typing with polymorphism! +2010-10-22.txt:19:14:58: I think felix basically IS python +2010-10-22.txt:19:15:06: yorick: it has header files. +2010-10-22.txt:19:15:08: they stole the syntax +2010-10-22.txt:19:15:11: yorick: no +2010-10-22.txt:19:15:12: yorick: wrong page +2010-10-22.txt:19:16:00: EW +2010-10-22.txt:19:16:08: elliott: that's even worse :D +2010-10-22.txt:19:16:46: print "blah"; endl; +2010-10-22.txt:19:16:55: python just does print "blah" +[too many lines; stopping] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.10348 diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.10378 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.10378 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +617) elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +663) Real Tar is GNU tar. You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +701) VMS Mosaic? I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +711) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +715) `quote themselves No output. `quote norway No output. `quote lunch No output. Useless bot. +717) You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. `quote kmc 686) COCKS [...] truly cocks Well, in theory. +725) shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? No. whew we don't have room for more esolangers there. oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? no Whew. We don't have room for more esolangers there. +767) fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +796) elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. That is to say, non-constructive. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.10590 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.10590 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,167 @@ +2005-10-12.txt:05:31:33: http://www.codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg +2005-10-13.txt:00:39:13: http://www.codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg +2005-10-13.txt:07:03:22: http://www.codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg doesn't work for you? +2006-02-01.txt:02:17:22: http://www.codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg +2006-02-10.txt:01:14:41: On the note of music, I shall arbitrarily post a link to http://www.codu.org/music/GRegor-op8.ogg +2006-02-22.txt:21:39:38: nooga (who hopefully reads the logs): http://www.codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg +2006-08-05.txt:04:05:55: http://www.codu.org/dcvogllmrcmcdp.ogg +2007-01-02.txt:04:49:13: http://www.codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg +2007-03-30.txt:02:37:02: http://www.codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg +2007-05-19.txt:21:30:07: http://www.codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg +2007-06-06.txt:07:33:44: http://www.codu.org/music/GRegor-op8.ogg <-- this is a cool song +2007-11-07.txt:22:46:58: http://codu.org/dcvogllmrcmcdp.ogg This is hypnotic +2008-05-30.txt:20:56:31: http://www.codu.org/music/alien-nocturne-2.ogg +2008-10-30.txt:17:20:30: GregorR: http://codu.org/dcvogllmrcmcdp.ogg this would be a good OS startup sound +2008-11-22.txt:18:08:42: http://codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg +2009-01-01.txt:19:44:01: Oh, you might be interested, http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op10-beta2.ogg +2009-05-16.txt:00:06:10: http://codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg +2009-05-16.txt:00:11:52: http://codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg [counteracting] +2009-05-16.txt:00:12:35: http://codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogghttp://codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogghttp://codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogghttp://codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogghttp://codu.org/Kill_Yourself.ogg +2009-06-14.txt:07:04:54: http://codu.org/music/auto/Blusteringly%20Versed%20Sonata.ogg // the latest version of my algorithm is having some sweet results 8-D +2009-06-14.txt:17:26:10: ehird: http://codu.org/music/auto/Ridiculously%20Absent%20Toccata.mid (or .ogg) +2009-06-14.txt:22:22:30: ehird: http://codu.org/music/auto/Onerously%20Uptight%20Toccata.ogg +2009-06-17.txt:01:46:57: http://codu.org/music/auto/Onerously%20Uptight%20Toccata.ogg +2009-07-25.txt:17:19:41: http://codu.org/music/auto/Onerously%20Uptight%20Toccata.{mid,mp3,ogg} since that one isn't on the Algorhythms site. +2009-09-13.txt:05:43:40: With Op. 10 I created two betas ... with Op11, I have a "work in progress preview" :P http://codu.org/music/Op11/GRegor-op11-wipp-1.ogg +2009-09-28.txt:06:25:27: http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op11.ogg +2009-09-28.txt:06:38:56: pikhq: http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op11.ogg +2009-10-05.txt:01:42:42: http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op11.ogg +2009-10-05.txt:05:12:02: http://codu.org/music/Op11/GRegor-op11-StringQuartet-wipp1.ogg why do I keep doing these things? Yet another (partially-completed) piece I will never actually hear. +2009-10-30.txt:18:59:34: Gregor, wow http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op11.ogg was awesome. And awesomely realistic piano. What soundfont was THAT? +2009-10-30.txt:19:00:57: Gregor, would love score for http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op10.ogg +2010-01-25.txt:01:37:24: Now soliciting opinions on http://codu.org/music/vg/zee1.ogg (which is supposed to be semi-retro video-game-music-ish) +2010-01-25.txt:23:40:50: Yesterday I was writing this: http://codu.org/music/vg/zee1.ogg , not zee2, btw. +2010-01-29.txt:02:48:06: http://codu.org/music/vg/zee4.ogg The first piece of VG music I've written that may actually fit somewhere into the game I want to fit it in to. +2010-02-12.txt:14:36:51: I reuploaded to http://codu.org/tmp/pvctrombone.ogg because filebin was being useless. +2010-03-05.txt:19:12:06: http://codu.org/music/op12/GRegor-op12-wipp2.ogg , lest I never mentioned it here >_> +2010-03-05.txt:23:02:35: http://codu.org/music/vg/zee5.ogg Background music! +2010-03-05.txt:23:10:18: How 'bout http://codu.org/music/vg/zee3.ogg +2010-03-05.txt:23:11:54: How 'bout http://codu.org/music/vg/zee3.ogg <-- nice +2010-03-20.txt:02:59:05: [In case anybody's interested, some game music I'm writing per request: http://codu.org/tmp/gm1wipp3.ogg ] +2010-04-05.txt:14:47:48: AnMaster: Did I ever link http://codu.org/music/vg/gm1.ogg at you? +2010-04-05.txt:15:06:46: oklopol: And more specifically, http://codu.org/music/auto/OUT-T5.ogg (IIRC the link) +2010-04-05.txt:15:21:14: Gregor, and I have to say http://codu.org/music/auto/OUT-T5.ogg wasn't very good +2010-04-05.txt:17:12:52: http://codu.org/music/auto/OUT-T5.ogg +2010-04-06.txt:23:14:37: http://codu.org/aforteforpiano/12f.ogg +2010-04-06.txt:23:27:57: But like I said, this is only crazy-fast, e.g. http://codu.org/aforteforpiano/12f.ogg +2010-04-07.txt:21:04:58: http://codu.org/aforteforpiano/19e.ogg I can (nearly) play the first page of Nocturne 3 :) +2010-04-28.txt:23:08:34: Gregor, wget http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op11.ogg yes +2010-04-28.txt:23:08:41: --2010-04-29 00:07:46-- (try: 4) http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op11.ogg +2010-05-16.txt:05:03:56: AnMaster, pikhq and anybody else who might care: http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-wipp1.ogg +2010-05-18.txt:06:07:45: http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-wipp2.ogg +2010-05-22.txt:07:49:46: Go listen to http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-wipp3.ogg :P +2010-05-23.txt:03:50:27: augur, pikhq: Now soliciting opinions on http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov1-wipp4.ogg . Op. 13 will probably be in two movements maybe perhaps. +2010-05-23.txt:05:35:09: augur: Now soliciting opinions on http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov1-wipp4.ogg . Op. 13 will probably be in two movements maybe perhaps. +2010-05-25.txt:05:12:05: augur, pikhq, anybody else: Now soliciting opinions on http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov1-wipp5.ogg (really, only added to the end since wipp 4 .... I have a whole other section to add somewhere, but it doesn't fit yet :P ) +2010-06-05.txt:06:14:57: augur: http://codu.org/tmp/BalMusetteNocturne-wipp1.ogg Me playing two instruments at once +2010-06-14.txt:02:47:01: Now soliciting opinions on http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov1-wipp6.ogg (played while quite tired, so sorry for all the mistakes :P ) +2010-06-16.txt:06:15:21: Woooooo http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov1-wipp7.ogg +2010-06-26.txt:01:21:34: Gregor, I kindly request a version of http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op7.ogg that doesn't sound like the microphone was in a wooden box at the time! +2010-06-26.txt:01:53:37: Gregor, I kindly request a version of http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op7.ogg that doesn't sound like the microphone was in a wooden box at the time! +2010-07-13.txt:03:28:56: http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov2-wipp9.ogg +2010-07-26.txt:03:11:52: http://codu.org/zee/vg/zee5.ogg Technically electronic music! :P +2010-07-26.txt:03:13:05: http://codu.org/music/vg/zee5.ogg Technically electronic music! :P +2010-08-02.txt:05:08:21: http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov2-wipp10.ogg +2010-08-02.txt:23:11:31: pikhq: http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov2-wipp10.ogg kthx :P +2010-10-09.txt:04:25:29: Vorpal, cpressey, whoever: http://codu.org/tmp/zee1-2010-10-08.ogg zee1, now with FLAVOR! +2010-10-09.txt:04:50:51: Vorpal, cpressey, pikhq, whoever: http://codu.org/tmp/zee5-2010-10-08.ogg zee5, now with FLAVOR! +2010-10-09.txt:07:08:54: Vorpal, cpressey, pikhq, whoever: http://codu.org/tmp/zee2-2010-10-09.ogg zee2, now with FLAVOR! (actually I think I made this one worse ... ) +2010-10-10.txt:08:44:49: http://codu.org/tmp/GRegor-op11-StringQuartet-vst-2010-10-10.ogg Observe how my op. 11 string quartet becomes almost tolerable when played through a (free!) VSTi! +2010-10-10.txt:17:09:58: pikhq, Idonno maybe Vorpal or somebody?, whoever might care: http://codu.org/tmp/GRegor-op11-StringQuartet-VSTi-2010-10-10.ogg Op. 11 string quartet, done by VSTi's, borderline tolerable (and slightly better than it was last night) +2010-10-10.txt:17:23:23: "http://codu.org/tmp/GRegor-op11-StringQuartet-VSTi-2010-10-10.ogg" +2010-10-10.txt:17:25:57: pikhq, Idonno maybe Vorpal or somebody?, whoever might care: http://codu.org/tmp/GRegor-op11-StringQuartet-VSTi-2010-10-10.ogg Op. 11 string quartet, done by VSTi's, borderline tolerable (and slightly better than it was last night) <-- will listen in a bit, atm the listening conditions are rather bad due to loud powertools close to here +2010-10-10.txt:20:01:12: http://codu.org/tmp/zee5-2010-10-10-8bit.ogg +2010-10-10.txt:20:18:53: http://codu.org/tmp/zee5-2010-10-10-8bit.ogg +2010-10-11.txt:00:51:58: http://codu.org/tmp/GRegor-op11-StringQuartet-VSTi-2010-10-10.ogg +2010-10-12.txt:02:44:14: http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov2.ogg updated, others forthcoming, http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov2.mid for whoever wanted a digital piano roll. +2010-10-12.txt:05:55:38: http://codu.org/music/op11/GRegor-op11-StringQuartet.ogg I too have written a string quartet.' +2010-10-14.txt:03:21:14: http://codu.org/tmp/WoodwindQuintet.ogg <-- nonsense for woodwind quintet +2010-10-14.txt:19:50:39: Vorpal: Oh, btw, http://codu.org/music/GRegor-op11-StringQuartet.ogg is a newer and somewhat improved one. And VSTi == Virtual Studio Technology instrument. It's a system for MIDI instruments that are programmatic rather than patch-based. +2010-10-14.txt:19:51:05: * http://codu.org/music/op11/GRegor-op11-StringQuartet.ogg +2010-10-15.txt:01:34:35: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:23000501613b867e5b269b7ec15e76b8accdb784&dn=GRegor-op13-mov1.ogg&ws=http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov1.ogg MWAHAHAHA +2010-10-15.txt:18:53:03: elliott: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:EMAAKALBHODH4WZGTN7MCXTWXCWM3N4E&ws=http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-mov1.ogg +2011-01-21.txt:18:44:30: http://codu.org/music/vg/zee1.ogg Hey guys I'm linking this 'cuz it's actually used in ZEE now durpadurp. +2011-01-22.txt:00:33:18: http://codu.org/tmp/silly.ogg <-- have something extremely silly I just wrote +2011-01-22.txt:00:55:11: http://codu.org/tmp/silly.ogg <-- Hey guys, still have something extremely silly I just wrote X-P +2011-01-22.txt:23:41:50: Phantom_Hoover: http://codu.org/tmp/silly.ogg Forget you've already heard this. +2011-01-23.txt:17:58:20: http://codu.org/tmp/superturing.ogg <-- WORK IN PROGRESS +2011-01-23.txt:18:11:24: Vorpal: http://codu.org/tmp/superturing.ogg <-- WORK IN PROGRESS +2011-01-23.txt:19:21:26: http://codu.org/tmp/superturing.ogg MY MASTERPIECE +2011-01-23.txt:21:28:13: quintopia: http://codu.org/music/silly/superturing.ogg THERE I used different brass. +2011-01-23.txt:21:39:29: quintopia: http://codu.org/music/silly/superturing.ogg THERE I used different brass. <-- nice +2011-01-23.txt:22:06:11: Phantom_Hoover: http://codu.org/music/silly/superturing.ogg +2011-01-24.txt:00:42:10: http://codu.org/tmp/superturingsv.ogg +2011-01-24.txt:01:21:37: pikhq: http://codu.org/music/silly/superturing.ogg MORE AWESOME THAN EVER +2011-01-24.txt:15:55:40: ais523: http://codu.org/music/silly/superturing.ogg Yes, because it's awesome and will CHANGE YOUR LIFE +2011-01-24.txt:19:48:11: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/111772090722638/111772090722638.ogg <-- look what SONiVOX can do :P +2011-01-24.txt:20:47:17: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/127001724023443/127001724023443.ogg <-- lawl, SONiVOX should not be used for strings X-D +2011-01-24.txt:20:51:24: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/1286221765958/1286221765958.ogg <-- orchestral works are better, except for the string part ... bloody strings :P +2011-01-24.txt:20:59:15: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/132011164021323/132011164021323.ogg <-- best use of SONiVOX ever +2011-01-24.txt:21:09:19: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/13457265815880/13457265815880.ogg Ah, done +2011-01-24.txt:21:24:53: Gregor: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/13553113312348/13553113312348.ogg ... percussion is really loud in this set but it's great. +2011-01-24.txt:21:48:48: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/141992377926615/141992377926615.ogg Hmmm, 'snot bad. +2011-01-25.txt:00:02:06: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/178871922613507/178871922613507.ogg SONiVOX does brass A-OK +2011-01-25.txt:00:45:37: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/187322163012/187322163012.ogg HOLY FUCK YES (except the percussion is still way too loud) +2011-01-25.txt:00:50:56: Gregor, I love you http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/187671562520370/187671562520370.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:00:54:51: elliott: It is awesome http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/19004299946313/19004299946313.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:00:57:05: Why does http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/1917664324275/1917664324275.ogg seem broken? +2011-01-25.txt:00:59:54: a free beer to anyone who can name this tune: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/19391356931184/19391356931184.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:01:07:16: free beer to anyone besides Gregor who can name this one: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/19620121792712/19620121792712.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:01:29:39: Gregor: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/20221630415266/20221630415266.ogg This might just be amazing. +2011-01-25.txt:01:41:17: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/203421205018158/203421205018158.ogg YESSSSSSSSS +2011-01-25.txt:01:41:31: Gregor: This one did not turn out so well: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/204491201820231/204491201820231.ogg :( +2011-01-25.txt:01:55:41: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/20681251887557/20681251887557.ogg ;; this is pretty good +2011-01-25.txt:02:05:20: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/21156213132983/21156213132983.ogg YESSSSSSSSSSS +2011-01-25.txt:02:10:54: pikhq: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/21262479113464/21262479113464.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:02:15:46: here tis: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/213811375219097/213811375219097.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:02:18:01: Gregor: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/214051887116122/214051887116122.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:02:20:19: elliott: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/21447310216470/21447310216470.ogg Rendered in real MIDI, I've actually heard much worse. It's pretty bad though :P +2011-01-25.txt:02:34:57: pikhq: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/21797299108804/21797299108804.ogg JUST FOR YOU +2011-01-25.txt:02:45:01: pikhq: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/21878737724151/21878737724151.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:03:02:55: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/214051887116122/214051887116122.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:03:05:45: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/22160750729636/22160750729636.ogg Listen to this while you wait. +2011-01-25.txt:03:10:39: elliott: http://codu.org/tmp/21595134129605.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:03:11:02: quintopia: Tweet this now: "more on the same theme: http://codu.org/tmp/21595134129605.ogg" +2011-01-25.txt:04:11:51: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/23564130829196/23564130829196.ogg Hayden ala SONiVOX +2011-01-25.txt:17:39:30: Gregor: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/6768222720461/6768222720461.ogg ... not as good as the MIDI :P +2011-01-25.txt:17:55:45: Gregor: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/6914810022931/6914810022931.ogg This is better, except the volumes are more screwed up. +2011-01-25.txt:17:56:20: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/68611741718438/68611741718438.ogg This is better, but would be better if SONiVOX had better strings. +2011-01-25.txt:17:59:01: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/7220343828770/7220343828770.ogg This is officially the greatest thing I have ever heard. +2011-01-25.txt:18:00:48: GUYS, http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/7220343828770/7220343828770.ogg +2011-01-25.txt:18:24:38: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/78362931531772/78362931531772.ogg <-- solution to all of life's problems. +2011-01-25.txt:18:26:53: j-invariant: I made http://codu.org/music/e/superturing/superturing.ogg though! 8-D +2011-01-26.txt:04:50:41: augur: See http://codu.org/music/e/superturing/superturing.ogg :P +2011-01-26.txt:05:21:59: calamari: http://codu.org/music/e/superturing/superturing.ogg +2011-01-26.txt:19:17:59: cheater99: End of http://codu.org/music/e/superturing/superturing.ogg +2011-02-04.txt:00:53:19: http://codu.org/tmp/zee5ghosts.ogg Opinions? +2011-02-04.txt:03:20:30: http://codu.org/tmp/zee1zomgccordian.ogg (Opens with awesome zomgccordion even :P ) +2011-02-06.txt:02:20:57: http://codu.org/tmp/cave-2011-02-05-2.ogg <-- I got inspiration from another channel so you guys can all SUCK IT +2011-02-08.txt:00:44:41: http://codu.org/tmp/dirge-for-accordion.ogg I declare this Best Ever +2011-02-08.txt:01:16:44: http://codu.org/tmp/dirge-for-accordion.ogg I NOTICE PEOPLE ARE NOT HEAPING PRAISE ON ME FOR THIS +2011-02-08.txt:20:01:31: http://codu.org/tmp/jungle-2011-02-08-1.ogg More music going into the dustbin :P +2011-02-08.txt:20:03:06: quintopia: http://codu.org/tmp/cave-2011-02-07-2.ogg I link you to this instead. +2011-02-08.txt:20:14:04: quintopia: There's also http://codu.org/tmp/cave-tense-2011-02-07-2.ogg , which is cave with a "tension track" added, to be faded in during tense/dangerous moments as a cue. +2011-02-08.txt:20:18:46: !bfjoust ogg_interpreted_as_program http://codu.org/tmp/cave-tense-2011-02-07-2.ogg +2011-02-08.txt:22:22:02: I believe it's official that everyone who isn't me hates http://codu.org/tmp/jungle-2011-02-08-1.ogg X-P +2011-02-08.txt:22:23:12: I believe it's official that everyone who isn't me hates http://codu.org/tmp/jungle-2011-02-08-1.ogg X-P <-- cool +2011-02-08.txt:22:23:27: quintopia: HAVE YOUR MOFO LINK http://codu.org/music/e/superturing/superturing.ogg +2011-02-09.txt:01:41:59: http://codu.org/tmp/dirge-for-you.ogg EPIC HARPSICHORD SOLO +2011-02-12.txt:05:37:09: http://codu.org/tmp/death-2011-02-12.ogg Anyway, what does somebody who isn't an audiophile think of this as a "death ditty" +2011-02-12.txt:05:53:56: http://codu.org/tmp/death-2011-02-12-2.ogg Bleh, I shouldn't try to finesse rhythm at 1AM after being awake from 8AM X_X +2011-02-12.txt:17:04:14: http://codu.org/tmp/death-2011-02-12-2.ogg +2011-02-12.txt:19:21:01: Here's Opus 14: http://codu.org/musicbox.ogg +2011-02-12.txt:19:39:48: http://codu.org/tmp/death-2011-02-12-3.ogg Death ditty, try 3 +2011-02-19.txt:02:17:45: http://codu.org/tmp/PitchBendMadness-2011-02-18.ogg More nonsense. +2011-03-20.txt:15:23:15: Can I do it like this? +2011-04-11.txt:16:28:23: http://codu.org/tmp/reverb-2011-04-11.ogg <-- check out the sweet room reverb generator I made :) +2011-06-07.txt:17:46:32: -glogbot- glogbot is a logging bot. Source: https://codu.org/projects/stuff/logbothg/ . Anyone may request that glogbot log their channel by inviting it: /invite glogbot . This usually requires ops. It will stop logging a channel if kicked: /kick glogbot . If you cannot /invite or /kick it, you can also ask Gregor to add or remove your channel. See also !glogbot_cmds, !logs . +2011-06-20.txt:13:50:27: http://codu.org/tmp/ponder1-2011-06-20.ogg Thoughts? +2011-07-19.txt:01:19:39: http://codu.org/tmp/wol3-2011-07-18.ogg +2011-08-16.txt:06:02:00: Here's the latest thing I wrote. It's pretty Christmassy (lol no): http://codu.org/tmp/wol8-2011-08-16.ogg +2011-08-24.txt:01:17:52: http://codu.org/tmp/wol3-2011-08-23.ogg Have some musix +2011-09-12.txt:04:12:56: Instead, have some electromusic: http://codu.org/tmp/drell2-2011-09-11-2.ogg +2011-09-13.txt:04:26:08: http://codu.org/tmp/drell6-2011-09-13.ogg ACK I'M STILL DOING THESE +2011-09-13.txt:17:11:40: 04:26:08: http://codu.org/tmp/drell6-2011-09-13.ogg ACK I'M STILL DOING THESE +2011-09-23.txt:18:54:04: `log codu.*ogg +2011-09-23.txt:18:54:10: 2010-05-18.txt:06:07:45: http://codu.org/music/op13/GRegor-op13-wipp2.ogg +2011-09-23.txt:18:54:14: `pastelogs codu.*ogg diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.10605 diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.10997 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.10997 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,106 @@ +2007-06-03.txt:03:44:07: hi +2007-06-03.txt:03:44:41: i had some hours to spend today, so i created a new programming language +2007-06-03.txt:03:45:00: i'm not sure if i have developped it enough to add it to the wiki +2007-06-03.txt:03:48:13: i pasted a ruby interpreter on pastebin and i'm adding the article +2007-06-03.txt:03:50:45: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/Betterave +2007-06-03.txt:03:50:52: there, i just created it +2007-06-03.txt:04:01:23: currently doing it +2007-06-03.txt:04:05:28: did it +2007-06-03.txt:04:05:44: hope my english isn't too bad... :/ +2007-06-03.txt:04:12:48: as i coded it, i guess an infinite number of strings is possible +2007-06-03.txt:04:13:31: yay! +2007-06-04.txt:06:37:43: hmm... activity is low at this ungodly hour of the night... +2007-06-04.txt:06:38:25: just to say i perused the channel's logs, and following your discussion about my new language (betterave), i've improved string manipulation +2007-06-04.txt:06:38:36: 01:38 here +2007-06-05.txt:04:51:13: hi +2007-06-05.txt:04:52:15: it returns -1, leaving the empty string there +2007-06-05.txt:04:52:27: the only way to suppress a string is through _ +2007-06-05.txt:04:54:33: uh... just a minute... +2007-06-05.txt:04:57:08: he isn't nuts, he's beets +2007-06-05.txt:04:57:47: about oerjan's first question: it works. i do not know how nor why, but it works. +2007-06-05.txt:04:58:05: C3?5[,*+563|!C-c1] prints "!!!" +2007-06-05.txt:04:58:33: no idea. +2007-06-05.txt:05:01:21: talking about brainfuck, i coded an interpreter for fun this morning (june 4th) +2007-06-05.txt:05:06:23: d'oh +2007-06-05.txt:05:07:49: yeah, it's just a temporary place. as soon as my friend's server is up, i'll host it there +2007-06-05.txt:05:09:29: i corrected the link +2007-06-05.txt:05:26:55: which means? +2007-06-05.txt:05:37:02: i don't know if i shall rejoice or flee. +2007-06-05.txt:05:37:33: i think the next step will be to hack a brainfuck interpreter in betterave... +2007-06-05.txt:05:39:02: hmm... i agree. +2007-06-05.txt:05:44:14: lies? +2007-06-05.txt:05:44:37: :) +2007-06-05.txt:05:55:32: that was one reason why i added ? ... ! to my language +2007-06-05.txt:06:01:02: umm... not sure about the ?! part... +2007-06-05.txt:06:01:04: wait... +2007-06-05.txt:06:01:07: it works. +2007-06-05.txt:06:01:31: me? evil? bah, humbug! +2007-06-05.txt:06:11:55: um, pardon my ignorance, but what is bismuth? +2007-06-05.txt:06:14:19: nice +2007-06-05.txt:17:12:32: hi +2007-06-07.txt:04:51:19: you can't go above three +2007-06-07.txt:04:52:53: because, for example, to get a 4 you need something like 1111, 2222, ... +2007-06-07.txt:04:53:27: 1111 refers, in the precedent step, to 11, which normally is written 21 in the next step +2007-06-07.txt:04:53:44: oh +2007-06-07.txt:04:53:47: umm... +2007-06-07.txt:04:59:26: wooo... this polinomial scares me +2007-06-12.txt:05:09:47: may i? +2007-06-12.txt:05:10:21: ok +2007-06-12.txt:05:10:42: um, how? +2007-06-12.txt:05:11:14: ah, ok. brb +2007-06-16.txt:23:30:39: it looks like a `dd' dump... +2007-06-17.txt:00:57:20: no numbers... it must be difficult to express quantities... +2007-06-17.txt:01:17:51: It's a language from South America, iirc. +2007-06-17.txt:01:18:24: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirah%A3_language +2007-06-17.txt:01:33:49: it's wonderful! +2007-06-17.txt:01:52:38: um, yeah? +2007-06-17.txt:02:23:17: I speak French, and I will not pronounce `twelfthth'. +2007-06-17.txt:18:24:21: Yesterday, I wrote an underload interpreter. +2007-06-17.txt:18:24:35: This language is warping my mind... +2007-06-19.txt:05:45:42: i just joined and first thing i see: `ant then i gave her a golden shower' +2007-06-19.txt:05:45:49: disgusting +2007-06-19.txt:05:47:31: sorry oerjan, i did not read the logs, truly +2007-06-19.txt:05:49:24: i'm a little bit confused concerning what you are discussing +2007-06-19.txt:05:49:27: spins? +2007-06-19.txt:05:49:48: 1oh +2007-06-19.txt:05:49:52: *oh +2007-06-25.txt:05:47:15: I am happy! This morning I stumbled upon this article: +2007-06-25.txt:05:47:17: http://scienceblogs.com/goodmath/2007/06/simple_pathology_betterave.php#more +2007-06-25.txt:05:47:29: :) +2007-06-25.txt:05:49:23: oerjan: yeah, i had a pretty busy weekend, it was Quebec's national holiday +2007-06-25.txt:06:09:51: Who is cmeme? +2007-06-25.txt:06:14:04: hmm... +2007-06-25.txt:06:35:06: la di da, la di da +2007-06-25.txt:06:37:10: hèrè, it doèsn't match è. +2007-07-02.txt:06:58:44: ?he +2008-03-21.txt:21:37:04: hello ais523 +2008-03-21.txt:21:40:49: hmm... uh... how are you? (i know it's not much for a conversation, but it's a start!) +2008-03-21.txt:21:42:20: eh? +2008-03-21.txt:21:45:06: conversation starter: i was recently thinking about an assembly-based esolang. +2008-03-21.txt:21:48:20: about your remark that assembly is obfuscated enough by itself, you are right. +2008-03-21.txt:21:49:10: such as? +2008-03-21.txt:21:50:17: good one! +2008-03-21.txt:21:55:19: bus time +2008-03-21.txt:21:55:21: bye! +2008-04-02.txt:19:47:48: Hello, world! +2008-04-04.txt:01:53:44: pardon my C ignorance, but whate is the meaning of volatile? +2008-04-04.txt:01:53:47: s/whate/what/ +2008-04-04.txt:01:56:10: thanks! a very interesting keyword indeed. +2008-04-04.txt:02:00:14: hence, they are volatile. am I correct? +2009-10-16.txt:16:29:31: hello! +2009-10-16.txt:16:30:24: hm... jacuzzi... +2009-11-07.txt:19:02:16: ehird: I wonder what is my boiling point? +2009-11-07.txt:19:09:45: don't forget reversed "h" +2011-06-30.txt:20:31:43: oui, c'est moi. +2011-06-30.txt:20:39:21: sorry, but I'm going to disappear for the weekend for a long paint-job. +2011-06-30.txt:20:39:28: back by monday, I guess! +2011-07-12.txt:18:48:23: hello. +2011-07-14.txt:14:08:33: that's quite the pesky anvil... +2011-08-26.txt:17:33:06: > :t (+2) +2011-10-18.txt:18:18:48: frito, as in potato chips? +2011-10-18.txt:18:20:04: oh, this kind of pie! +2011-10-18.txt:18:20:07: sounds delicious. +2011-10-21.txt:17:28:03: what is function quantification? +2011-11-07.txt:20:31:41: quintopia: hello! +2011-11-07.txt:20:32:17: I'm at work, so my activity on IRC isn't quite stellar. +2011-11-07.txt:20:33:01: `pastelogs diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.11100 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11100 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,118 @@ +2008-03-14.txt:20:48:37: google suggests hexham, england +2011-05-22.txt:18:56:47: elliott, quick, show us a picture of Hexham so we may laugh. +2011-06-17.txt:22:33:37: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/libertycentral/2011/jun/17/library-censoring-internet-hexham +2011-06-17.txt:22:33:43: Hexham: exactly the same as China. +2011-06-29.txt:04:35:29: http://208.87.32.71/landerbanners/he/hexham.com.jpg hexham +2011-06-29.txt:04:37:59: tigers in hexham +2011-06-29.txt:04:38:18: total hexham.com.jpg +2011-07-08.txt:09:35:09: hexham lava +2011-07-08.txt:09:35:33: maybe i'll just call the actual DSL hexham lava +2011-07-08.txt:09:36:11: do you still live in an insignificant village vaguely near Hexham? +2011-07-08.txt:09:36:28: ais523: no, I've been in Hexham proper since late last year +2011-07-08.txt:09:45:40: do you still live in an insignificant village vaguely near Hexham? <-- wait, hexham isn't an insignificant village? +2011-07-16.txt:16:01:00: Please don't tell me you live in Hexham. +2011-07-16.txt:16:01:23: You... you do live in Hexham, don't you. +2011-07-16.txt:16:02:10: how many people live in hexham? +2011-07-16.txt:16:02:35: then either you do not live in hexham or we know who brought you here +2011-07-16.txt:16:03:20: I seriously do live in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:16:05:08: huh. well elliott lives in hexham as well +2011-07-16.txt:16:06:07: He lives in Hexham? +2011-07-16.txt:16:10:26: I can prove that I live in Hexham! +2011-07-16.txt:16:11:35: a guy with your palindrome talent could easily work it out we were going to ask you if you lived in hexham. +2011-07-16.txt:16:12:01: I had no idea that you were going to ask me if I lived in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:16:12:46: how many festivals a year does hexham have? +2011-07-16.txt:16:13:42: And that other time when there's a historical redoey thingy on about the Hexham Protests +2011-07-16.txt:16:14:30: ""Hexham" was used in the Borders as a euphemism for "Hell"." +2011-07-16.txt:16:17:35: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Queen_Elizabeth_High_School,_Hexham&action=history +2011-07-16.txt:16:18:01: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Queen_Elizabeth_High_School,_Hexham&diff=prev&oldid=371171660 +2011-07-16.txt:18:05:59: Still not believing I live in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:18:06:36: i'm currently acting on the assumption that you will consistently claim to be from hexham +2011-07-16.txt:18:07:03: I cannot think of a way to prove that I am in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:18:08:20: go to one of the things hexham has that is on the internet and put something of my choice there +2011-07-16.txt:18:09:09: I will stand next to the abbey in site of the Hexham Courant Webcam for a while with a sign saying "I AM TANEB" +2011-07-16.txt:21:47:10: Taneb: Are you serious do you live in Hexham. +2011-07-16.txt:21:51:53: Taneb: <elliott> Taneb: Are you serious do you live in Hexham. +2011-07-16.txt:21:54:58: Hexham has a population that I'm gonna call 10000 for easier maths +2011-07-16.txt:21:57:04: By these numbers, there is a 1 in 600000 chance of a random person living in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:21:57:57: That means there is over a 1 in 1000 chance of one living in Hexham +2011-07-16.txt:21:58:09: Taneb, you of course realise that the probability of a random esolanger being from Hexham is much more than 1/600000. +2011-07-16.txt:21:59:45: Taneb: OK fine, the chance of a random person who is both an esolanger and who reads MSPA living in Hexham is pretty low :-P +2011-07-16.txt:22:00:38: Me and Taneb are the only two people in Hexham. +2011-07-16.txt:22:00:56: well i kind of live in hexham too +2011-07-16.txt:22:01:56: elliott, as in, Hexham was where fax lives or something, so it would seem likely that Taneb is fax +2011-07-16.txt:22:02:35: elliott, erm, fax lived in Hexham? +2011-07-16.txt:22:15:14: Zero, Elliott, when I heard you lived in Hexham I checked you out +2011-07-18.txt:12:43:55: Whereabouts in Hexham do you live? +2011-07-22.txt:23:11:52: is it cold there Taneb too am i the only cold person in hexham +2011-07-31.txt:17:56:30: I think my great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather was christened in Hexham +2011-08-03.txt:19:17:13: Those people from Hexham are weird +2011-09-12.txt:01:50:24: but you can't shout loud enough to reach Birmingham from Hexham +2011-09-12.txt:01:55:28: elliott: interestingly, Google Maps suggests two entirely different routes from Hexham to Birmingham +2011-09-12.txt:01:56:14: also, I didn't really appreciate that Hexham was that far North +2011-09-12.txt:01:57:16: that'd make sense, who'd put Hexham in a geoIP? +2011-09-12.txt:01:58:31: "We could not calculate directions between Hexham, UK and Birmingham, AL." +2011-09-12.txt:01:58:55: http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham+uk&daddr=birmingham+uk&hl=en&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=34.122306,85.869141&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFZHTIAMdKBvj_ylzcUEbLZRwSDGYee6u8P6Byg&vpsrc=0&mra=ls&t=m&z=7 +2011-09-12.txt:02:05:52: http://www.sustrans.org.uk/map?searchKey=hexham&searchType=search&Search=Find this is not very pleasant to use +2011-09-12.txt:02:05:54: anyway, route 72 seems to go through hexham +2011-09-12.txt:02:07:53: the route seems to be mostly along the north of Hexham, and makes a small detour to visit the railway station +2011-09-12.txt:02:09:03: that should be your walking route from Hexham to Birmingham +2011-09-12.txt:02:09:34: but Hexham's so far north of Birmingham that I doubt it +2011-09-12.txt:19:11:29: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:11:42: it goes from hexham to the netherlands +2011-09-12.txt:19:13:38: Also, I think Hexham has a disproportionately large amount of esoteric programming enthusiasts +2011-09-12.txt:19:15:32: And as far as I am aware, we've NEVER MET <-- how large is Hexham? +2011-09-12.txt:19:31:50: Phantom_Hoover: I and Taneb can never meet. <-- wait, wouldn't it be ok as long as it is nowhere near hexham? +2011-09-12.txt:19:32:59: nooga, fun fact: Hexham is Borders slang for hell. +2011-09-12.txt:19:38:09: ais523: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:40:54: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:41:58: elliott, sorry, http://maps.google.com/maps?q=from:+hexham+to:+edinburgh+to:+68.269125,19.376158&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=48.224673,1.318359&spn=31.503035,57.65625&sll=53.917281,-1.801758&sspn=6.951905,14.414062&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&vpsrc=6&dirflg=w&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:45:19: Phantom_Hoover: oklopol: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:helsinki+to:Kiruna,+Sweden&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3B%3B&sll=67.554754,18.797607&sspn=2.773689,11.634521&vpsrc=0&hl=en&dirflg=w&mra=ls&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:46:05: http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=59.800634,10.634766&spn=31.091097,70.136719&sll=59.800634,10.195313&sspn=31.091097,70.136719 +2011-09-12.txt:19:46:56: http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=59.800634,10.634766&spn=31.091097,70.136719&sll=59.800634,10.195313&sspn=31.091097,70.136719 +2011-09-12.txt:19:47:25: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Riga,+Latvia+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3B%3BFVQelgMdAId8ASmRBiGWxwuSRjFj9-I7hL1OzQ%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&sll=59.592995,11.21014&sspn=29.97045,93.076172&vpsrc=0&hl=en&mra=ls&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:48:25: i could even fly to hexham but i guess that'd defeat the purpose +2011-09-12.txt:19:51:00: olsner: this is our base route: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Riga,+Latvia+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3BFWjvZAMdks9vASntPQflsM_uRjEw_vJozc8ABA%3BFVQelgMdAId8ASmRBiGWxwuSRjFj9-I7hL1OzQ%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&sll=59.592995,11.21014&sspn=29.97045,93.076172&vpsrc=6&hl=en&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&ll=59.888937, +2011-09-12.txt:19:56:26: We've got to get to Northern Sweden from Hexham via Scotland, Belgium, England, Netherlands, England, Denmark, Germany, Latvia, Sweden, Estonia and Finland together without meeting +2011-09-12.txt:20:05:14: That's a bit like Hexham, then +2011-09-13.txt:18:34:55: `log hexham +2011-09-13.txt:18:34:58: 2010-12-18.txt:20:50:50: elliott, I DETEST YOU AND I AM ALREADY ON A TRAIN TO HEXHAM TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A LAMP POST. +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:19: Taneb has 'Hexham' on ping. +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:31: `log hexham +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:35: 2011-09-12.txt:19:48:25: i could even fly to hexham but i guess that'd defeat the purpose +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:50: `log hexham +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:54: 2011-07-16.txt:22:00:56: well i kind of live in hexham too +2011-09-13.txt:20:23:11: It's actually bigger than Hexham +2011-09-13.txt:20:24:23: Wow, Hexham and Scotland have swapped populations +2011-09-13.txt:20:24:47: BUT WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF HEXHAM (the land of six pigs) +2011-09-13.txt:20:28:31: Practically in Hexham +2011-09-16.txt:15:12:50: I blame the awful weather in Hexham +2011-09-16.txt:16:33:39: Hexham, Latvia. +2011-09-17.txt:21:08:33: elliott: Subject: [SPAM?] SPAM: example viagra cialis hexham didgeridoo +2011-09-17.txt:21:09:22: viagra cialis hexham didgeridoo +2011-09-18.txt:00:58:31: perhaps I should give lessons in-channel, so elliott doesn't have to walk all the way from Hexham to attend them +2011-09-18.txt:16:30:45: I think there's actually someone near HEXHAM, THE CAPITAL OF ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING who does it for a living +2011-09-18.txt:16:41:32: I think there's actually someone near HEXHAM, THE CAPITAL OF ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING who does it for a living +2011-09-18.txt:18:54:32: It was invented by someone from Hexham +2011-09-20.txt:16:38:58: It thinks Hexham's in... Israel? So I have to say I'm in the middle of the Atlantic to compensate +2011-09-20.txt:16:39:53: There's a Hexham everywhere. +2011-09-20.txt:16:40:58: Hexham is where the heart is. <- An old Chinese proverb. +2011-09-20.txt:20:18:48: i'm in the great fridge we call "hexham +2011-09-20.txt:20:20:16: elliott, wait, what's the nearest city to Hexham. +2011-09-20.txt:20:22:09: Has nobody told Phantom_Hoover about the wormhole near Hexham? +2011-09-21.txt:18:42:25: "The esolanger who is aware of IWC's existence who is regularly in #esoteric and who lives in Hexham" was pretty ambiguous before he came along :P +2011-09-21.txt:18:42:38: wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric? +2011-09-21.txt:18:43:04: given that Hexham is minor enough that elliott_ was surprised that I'd heard of it +2011-09-21.txt:18:43:19: It's surprising that they've never met given that the entire population of Hexham is six pigs and twelve farmers to maintain the six pigs. +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:26: wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric? +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:41: `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:55: I thought it was reasonably well-known that elliott_ lived in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:46:16: `pastelogs hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:47:06: 2008-03-14.txt:20:48:37: google suggests hexham, england +2011-09-21.txt:18:48:19: ais523: tl;dr Taneb mentioned he was from Northumberland, PH said "please don't tell me you live in Hexham", Taneb freaked out. +2011-09-21.txt:18:48:31: Deewiant: ah, so elliott_ was a known hexham/just-next-to-hexham resident before the codu logs started +2011-09-21.txt:18:50:47: I sometimes where a John Egbert shirt in Hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:50:57: That is, in the middle of Hexham +2011-09-21.txt:19:35:11: `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:19:35:27: `log hexham +2011-09-21.txt:19:35:32: 2011-09-21.txt:18:45:26: wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric? +2011-09-21.txt:19:36:02: `pastelogs hexham diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.11204 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11204 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,163 @@ +==> wisdom/? <== +? is wisdom + +==> wisdom/ais523 <== +ais523 is ais523. This topic may retroactively become more informative if or when Feather is invented. + +==> wisdom/augur <== +augur took no cakes. + +==> wisdom/banach-tarski <== +"Banach-Tarski" is an anagram of "Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski". + +==> wisdom/c <== +C is the language of��V�>WIד�.��Segmentation fault + +==> wisdom/cakeprophet <== +:> + +==> wisdom/category <== +Categories are just categories. + +==> wisdom/coppro <== +coppro prefers his nickname, Pooppy. + +==> wisdom/egobot <== +EgoBot is my arch-nemesis. + +==> wisdom/elliott <== +elliott wrote this learn DB, and wrote or improved many of the other commands in this bot. He probably has done other things? + +==> wisdom/esoteric <== +This channel is about programming -- for the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net. + +==> wisdom/everyone <== +Everyone in here is mad. + +==> wisdom/finland <== +Finland is a European country. There are two people in Finland, and at least five of them are in this channel. Corun drives the bus. + +==> wisdom/finns <== +Finns are helpful, albeit grossly overpopulated (cf. 'Finland'). + +==> wisdom/fizzie <== +fizzie is rumoured to be written in Funge-98. + +==> wisdom/flower <== +flower. what IS a flower? + +==> wisdom/friendship <== +friendship wisdom + +==> wisdom/functor <== +Functors are just morphisms in the category of small categories + +==> wisdom/fungot <== +fungot cannot be stopped by that sword alone. + +==> wisdom/glogbot <== +glogbot is a snitch, don't trust it. + +==> wisdom/gregor <== +Gregor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible. + +==> wisdom/hackego <== +HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you imagine it's running as root with no sandboxing. + +==> wisdom/haskell <== +Haskell is preferred by 9 out of 10 esoteric programmers. Ask your GP today! http://learnyouahaskell.com/ + +==> wisdom/ievan <== +ievan is basically http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI + +==> wisdom/intercal <== +INTERCAL has excellent features for modular program for the enterprise market. + +==> wisdom/itidus20 <== +itidus20 is horny 60 year olds having cybersex in minecraft + +==> wisdom/itidus21 <== +itidus21 just made some instant coffee. + +==> wisdom/kallisti <== +kallisti is a former prophet swearing off his pastry deity + +==> wisdom/lifthrasiir <== +lifthrasiir is shunned by the rest of his country for being no good at League of Legends. + +==> wisdom/mad <== +"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here." + +==> wisdom/misspellings of croissant <== +misspellings of crosant? ¯\(°_o)/¯ + +==> wisdom/monad <== +Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors. + +==> wisdom/monads <== +Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors. + +==> wisdom/monoid <== +Monoids are just categories with a single object. + +==> wisdom/monqy <== +The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details. + +==> wisdom/ngevd <== +=X~q@(ǘjF0߿Nr#SǶaoX + +==> wisdom/nooga <== +nooga hate OS X. NOOGA SMASH. + +==> wisdom/oerjan <== +Your evil overlord oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. + +==> wisdom/oklopol <== +oklopol "so i hear these blogs are getting popular, people like writing about their lives and shit. on this thing called the internet which is like a neural network only really stupid." + +==> wisdom/phantom___hoover <== +Phantom___Hoover sucks at ghosting himself. + +==> wisdom/phantom__hoover <== +Phantom__Hoover can't decide what an appropriate number of underscores is. + +==> wisdom/phantom_hoover <== +Phantom_Hoover is a true Scotsman and hatheist. + +==> wisdom/php <== +PHP is preferred by 9 out of 10 idiots, and past elliott. Ask your GP today! [Website redacted] + +==> wisdom/qdb <== +qdb is used like: `quote; `quote regexp; `quote id; `addquote ...; `delquote id; `pastequotes regexp; `pastenquotes [n]; see also qdbformat + +==> wisdom/qdbformat <== +qdbformat is: message; * nick action; two spaces between messages; all elisions marked with [...] other than irrelevant intervening messages; for messages separated by elision, one space on each side, not two + +==> wisdom/quine <== +`? quine + +==> wisdom/sgeo <== +Sgeo invented Metaplace sex. + +==> wisdom/shachaf <== + +==> wisdom/taneb <== +Taneb is not actually Ngevd, no matter what you may have heard. + +==> wisdom/u <== +u monad? + +==> wisdom/vorpal <== +Vorpal is really boring. Seriously, you have no idea. + +==> wisdom/welcome <== +Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page + +==> wisdom/wiki <== +The wiki is at http://esolangs.org/wiki + +==> wisdom/you <== +you a haskell + +==> wisdom/zzo38 <== +zzo38 is not actually the next version of fungot, much as it may seem. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.11437 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11437 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,777 @@ +1) I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... More practice is in order. +4) that's where I got it rocket launch facility gift shop +5) GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) His body should be given to science. He's alive :P Even so. +7) what, you mean that wasn't your real name? Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) TODO: sex life +9) Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? not yet trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) 11 holes for me :D +12) GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) Meh ._. +19) oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) after all, what are DVD players for? +30) pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. ehird: consider low-gravity porn fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +31) I am not on the moon. +32) Or the brutal rape of the English language! That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +33) i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +34) is there a problem with it being carbonized :D yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +35) anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true should put that on my todo list +36) I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +37) kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? +38) i'm my dad's unborn sister +39) `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny How hard is that +40) [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +41) actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +42) Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +43) With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +44) I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +45) It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +46) Reality isn't a part of physics +47) oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +48) Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +49) If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... I'd call it jabbear. +50) GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +51) no Deewiant No?! I've been living a lie yep. Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +52) ??? Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? Or are there monster dildos and cocks? Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +53) Maternal instincts? Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +54) I think hamsters cannot be inert. +55) I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +56) yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +57) Porn. There, see? +58) So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +59) both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +60) What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +61) hmm, this is hard +62) actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +63) if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +64) oohhh ha heh and what are your other characteristics? oh, many, madbrain but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +65) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### Meh * FireFly dies +66) Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +67) im the worst person in the world +68) i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +69) ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +70) Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +71) SF.net porn :/ Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +72) I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> +73) i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +74) I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +75) Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +76) Invalid! Kill! Kill! I get that feeling too. +77) It's not incest if you're third cousins! +78) What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +79) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +80) Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +81) I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +82) Where's the link to the log? THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +83) My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +84) [Warrigal] `addquote hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +85) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +86) Ah, vulva. What is that, anyway? +87) I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +88) bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +89) Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +90) So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +91) For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +92) A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +93) and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain it's all falling into place +94) so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +95) let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +96) oklopol geez what are you doing here ...i don't know :< i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +97) think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +98) Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +99) I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +100) it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +101) I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +102) (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +103) Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +104) theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +105) I want a patent on common sense It wouldn't get me much though >_> +106) I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +107) fungot!*@* added to ignore list. AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +108) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +109) sekuoir: that's just gay sex I am learning though! +110) Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +111) okay I see it now, quines do exist +112) Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +113) if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect ^ I learned that trick from atheists +114) use "grep --crazy" +115) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] what? she said square ped :| +116) insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +117) alise: why internet is like wtf +118) I am an inherently pornographic being. +119) Hooray! I'm an idiot. +120) you move on the tape and shit +121) like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English alise: that's great filler ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +122) And... WTF is it doing. :( Is it sexing? +123) ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots ill do it later +124) pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +125) alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +126) AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +127) AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +128) [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +129) alise, marble marbelus +130) cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +131) we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +132) alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +133) what's the data of? [...] Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation I have no problems with you being interested in online games but the necrophilia is disturbing +134) Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +135) Because you're a Mac user. I am! and proud of it to My mouse has *no* buttons. +136) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +137) but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +138) oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? it's not clear from the RFCs +139) reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +140) how does a "DNA computer" work. von neumann machines? CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +141) CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +142) ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +143) ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +144) Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +145) cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +146) alise: I suck at coding related. +147) incest is best +148) Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +149) Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +150) (in #irp) Flonk, ask on #esoteric? Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +151) So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. Involving open wounds. I'm going to take a shower +152) GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +153) OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +154) INTERNET YAY Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +155) cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +156) i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +157) pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +158) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +159) Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +160) I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +161) pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +162) it was too difficult +163) You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +164) you should be eating corpses more +165) Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +166) alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +167) Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +168) Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +169) colon is where your ass comes from right +170) < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +171) "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." alise: I I was going to say something then your last line floored me +172) Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? alise: TLAAW +173) It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +174) alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +175) Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +176) it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +177) the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +178) (I've just been playing with myself.) +179) It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! WRONG 8 WEEKS +180) Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +181) dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0 ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? Vorpal, you don't want to know. Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer Vorpal: "horrible" +183) i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +184) I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +185) i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +186) comex: what? *vorpal comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +187) Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +188) elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +189) ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +190) catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +191) elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +192) syntax is the least important part of a programming language other than Python +193) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +194) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +195) there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +196) I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +197) fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! everything looks like an error anyway +198) HOT SEXY SEX BITS +199) How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +200) elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. Two! +201) DAMN YOU, I'm leaving olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +202) Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +203) well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy and i own a piano and i'm not wearing socks +204) fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +205) [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +206) it seems that CUIL is dead +207) Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +208) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +209) Vorpal loves the sodomy. elliott, sure why not +210) So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] It's a trivial C program :P +211) "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +212) That is the mark of Gregor right there. tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that It's still the mark of Gregor. +213) For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +214) OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +215) (had real world issues) (to deal with) Vorpal's pregnant. yes +216) elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? what Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +217) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot pikhq: I'm underage! +218) zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. It's broken? +219) Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +220) quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror typing is kind of difficult +221) My quotes are boring +222) oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +223) your premise to falsify "false" is false +224) I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +225) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +226) The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +227) I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +228) Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +229) elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +230) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave +231) Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +232) I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +233) ... come to think of it, +234) Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +235) And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +236) clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness or ability to run at all ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +237) LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +238) 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. HAHA [...] this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +239) as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +240) vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +241) GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +242) Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +243) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +244) i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice umm, sufficiently small +245) yay CDE +246) oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +247) hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +248) ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +249) are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +250) [on Walter Bright] I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +251) Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +252) mtve, now he's an expert idler. mtve: kitty kitty kitty +253) ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing I think that would be illegal. oh you are right damn :/ +254) I need a new desktop background j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) uhrghoaudp +255) * quintopia sits on gregor +256) [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +257) Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +258) elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +259) who's walter bright and why is he so bright locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc locks: guilty +260) We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +261) This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +262) ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +263) gah, why does lose keep winning? +264) (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +265) who is guido van rossum you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +266) actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +267) Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! and a monad! nothing can stop me now! +268) !bfjoust test (-)*10000 Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 yay +269) !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 probably will suck Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 what +270) `addquote I'm a bit 'tarded. (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +271) HELLWORLD! It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. There is more agony. +272) My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +273) so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +274) oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think oerjan: What - the - fuck +275) [on egojoust] The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +276) OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +277) !bfjoust sm3 < Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +278) $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +279) !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +280) I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +281) file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +282) If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +283) lol @ closed character set standard "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +284) [on DNA Maze] it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +285) back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +286) Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +287) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +288) Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +289) gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +290) 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +291) zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +292) just because i'm homosexual doesn't mean i have sex with men. ...i'm also a paedophile [...] see if i'm a gay paedophile i don't have sex with men i have sex with BOYS +293) actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +294) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +295) Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +296) okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +297) Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +298) However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +299) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +300) shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +301) elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +302) My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +303) There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +304) Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +305) elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +306) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +307) addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +308) Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +309) oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +310) quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* i mean with you +311) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +312) Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +313) I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +314) wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +315) it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +316) ais523: quick, say something funny something funny hagrea:D can'tä sopt laughitn +317) elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +318) elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +319) ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +320) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something +321) Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +322) BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +323) Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +324) [After a long monologue] i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +325) That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +326) elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +327) i'm really sleep +328) elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +329) elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +330) I use LiGNUXFCE+apps That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +331) I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +332) and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +333) elliott, it was an artful robbery! wait, murder +334) I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +335) haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +336) Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +337) that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +338) A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. See? I'm intellectual. +339) I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +340) DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +341) Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +342) anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +343) i actually do like sucking +344) [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +345) i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +346) o.O There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. It's called "not being a mammal" :P +347) the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +348) esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +349) destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +350) ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +351) I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +352) http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg worlds biggest thumb +353) oerjan: why so potable ...... DRINK ME +354) what telnets are there [...] where are a list of telnets? +355) (im not a lawyer) (im just making stuff up +356) Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +357) boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +358) here's a good multiplication algorithm 1010101 x 110 well I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +359) 3 = 7/2 +360) [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +361) when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +362) right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +363) i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +364) Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +365) Write-only IRC: best idea Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +366) AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +367) Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +368) [on Sgeo's karaoke] Sgeo: awesome sounds like a japan anime sound track +369) [on Sgeo's karaoke] That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +370) Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +371) Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +372) oerjan you're swedish, right? +373) my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +374) Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +375) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one +376) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one thankfully only two +377) yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +378) I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse I invented Metaplace sex >.> +379) sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here I think so +380) I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything Yes. And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +381) Vorpal: it's actually called Happy Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +382) i hope that isn't child pornography whew equally cute tho, have to admit +383) Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +384) scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +385) I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +386) Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +387) two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +388) `addquote two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +389) [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +390) Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +391) Oracle's awesome +392) How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! I have the weirdest boner right now. +393) CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +394) oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +395) And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +396) [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +397) You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +398) The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +399) hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +400) Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +401) Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +402) yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +403) Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +404) but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +405) are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +406) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] I need to learn more Haskell... ..I need to get op privs. +407) I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +408) Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser monqy, how hard could it be? +409) I hope type inference isn't difficult +410) You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +411) anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours and masturbate as well +412) The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +413) so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +414) [on spiking] drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +415) what would you ever need petrol for newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +416) [on petrol] oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +417) " elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +418) if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +419) It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +420) HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER Oh noooooooooooooooooose! Gregor: lol nose geddit +421) you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +422) I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +423) I used to be more irritated by alcohol Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +424) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +425) You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +426) elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" eventually all US bills will just be solid green +427) meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary so far, it has found four digits I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +428) The wickedest man of all. Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. you talking about me again? Yes. k +429) "system is fairly sane imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum would you object to that being trademarked I mean phrase trade" oops +430) Something about faiing a asanity check sanity faliling failing +431) Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +432) as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +433) i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +434) oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page thanks elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +435) decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +436) Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are Damn right! +437) " Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +438) im going to resurrect rutian with vitamin pills and book sales +439) adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +440) as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw quintopia: I am at Canada. +441) elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +442) I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +443) The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +444) Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +445) oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +446) Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +447) [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +448) pikhq, living in the future sucks. The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +449) oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +450) such a famous bisexual Yeah, like Marlon Brando. And Caligula. And... Keeley Hawes? I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +451) elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +452) it was a wonderful dream i died in it that's how it started +453) the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +454) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets #toilet is useless is #toilet even a thing I'm looking for help with toilets +455) Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that Or, at least, my toilet looks different +456) mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +457) drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +458) #%%:]__t�# do you see that that is great progress taking place +459) well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +460) elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +461) elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +462) Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +463) Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +464) No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +465) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires The bacon is worth it +466) ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +467) you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them that doesn't work. we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +468) The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +469) Cut to February War were declared A galaxy in turmoil Anyway, Febuary '10 +470) I can't afford one of those! A grandchild, not a laser printer +471) doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +472) MY CONTINUITY MY FANFICTION RUINED +473) to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +474) god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +475) (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +476) I have a WRT120N Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +477) There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] You've just gave me a different result [...] It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +478) Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +479) That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +480) interestingly enough, go is a second player win chess is also first player win tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +481) Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +482) I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +483) The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +484) Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +485) God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +486) Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +487) So... God has jizzed on everything? have you even READ the bible? +488) Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +489) This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +490) rest in peace lambdabot???? monqy: it'll probably be back later nap in peace +491) ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +492) 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +493) Non sequitur is my forte On-topic discussion is my piano Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte Full fat milk is my pianissimo On which note, I'm hungry +494) in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +495) If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +496) monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +497) itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +498) It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +499) Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +500) Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +501) australia kicks ass we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +502) My memory passed rest in peace sgeos memory +503) cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +504) tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +505) [2008] i'm testing Haiku and it appears that it is a major shit 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +506) Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +507) aibohphobia The fear of palindromes +508) Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +509) elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +510) it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +511) Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +512) beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +513) I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +514) So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +515) i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +516) Well, I'm now experimenting with clients It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +517) I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +518) fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +519) Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +520) elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +521) Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +522) Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. SHIT JUST GOT REAL +523) OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. It's been fun knowing him. +524) Taneb's been hit by melancholy. He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +525) Oh god. I've become a metallurgy hipster. +526) You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +527) Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana Judaism has them beat, of course I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +528) it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +529) I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +530) what i mean by afk is i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +531) anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +532) oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +533) sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +534) Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +535) the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +536) What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +537) it's the pain of the gaps argument no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain it's never close enough +538) Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +539) What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +540) well, you have bested me itidus20: Yes. +541) now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +542) What is miff-muffered moof? that's a tough question +543) software patents strike again that's got to be at least three times, now are they out yet? +544) like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with but that would be NP hard I think +545) combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +546) IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +547) I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +548) I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +549) On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +550) A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +551) (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +552) that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +553) I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +554) Maybe if you try diplomacy. Pointy steel diplomacy +555) i started running and smoking i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +556) I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +557) elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +558) this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +559) I think it's fizzie against everyone atm AND EVERYONE IS WINNING EXCEPT FIZZIE +560) lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +561) That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +562) mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +563) im sampling ultra hip holiday hes the boogie woogie santa clause switching to oktoberfest yes i would love to shop to this +564) im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +565) i am out of all the fame loops and the australien soap opera loops so much loop / s omcuh +566) The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +567) elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +568) ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +569) elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +570) They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +571) game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +572) Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +573) we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +574) I keep asking random people for "friendship " and it's crippling +575) I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +576) Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +577) Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby I will boil your veins. Which is less bad? Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +578) I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +579) FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +580) Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +581) Intake flooded with magma. Reactor connected. Pumps active. YES IT'S WORKING +582) "Do a sea monster while whatever." +583) But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +584) The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +585) I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +586) Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +587) monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] @messages quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +588) theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +589) elliott, it is typical of you Vorpal: so are most things I say +590) well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +591) elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +592) now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = elliott_: let's not start that again." +593) You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +594) OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +595) help me i am so alone :( new computer good enough to simulate real parents +596) elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +597) indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +598) elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +599) Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +600) this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +601) THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +602) It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +603) oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +604) dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! I need.....an adult ;_; +605) We have no leather. Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +606) according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +607) Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +608) When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +609) one time I tried cpp programming ​ it was hellish ​ maybe I should try again +610) CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +611) king is something women are better at than men +612) Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +613) Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +614) [from 2009] That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +615) in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +616) what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +617) I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +618) Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +619) elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +620) You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? Monads are like that, only worse. +621) Mayor says we need to make aluminum items Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +622) Dear god stop staring at me. no never monqy is always staring at everyone. it takes many eyes to do this but I manage He is an inspiration to us all. +623) Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +624) One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +625) Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +626) Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +627) Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... elliott: fuck you. There. Perfect. Carry on. +628) lol :( +629) But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +630) jesus, yes.. he was human and that is fantastic more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +631) I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +632) yes 5 is very infixr +633) if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +634) it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +635) The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +636) OMG What if we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +637) It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. Also lesbian. +638) i agree with elliott +639) did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +640) isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +641) fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +642) It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +643) sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +644) elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +645) Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +646) my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +647) I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +648) The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +649) I think stealing is more appropriate +650) i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +651) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +652) but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +653) so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +654) Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +655) [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +656) An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +657) [in the context of Open University] "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +658) l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +659) never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +660) Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +661) When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +662) Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? You stole it from us first! +663) bad people have feelings too but they're bad so it's okay +664) It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +665) Real Tar is GNU tar. You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +666) But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +667) that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +668) fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +669) (Of Minecraft:) So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +670) oh god oh god what if I become attracted to birds +671) "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +672) 678) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love 187) Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +673) ais523: those suck hmm, those are all pretty good +674) It's missing the "bear scat showing a diet of prime numbers" picture. +675) You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. It wasn't in deep space. It was orbiting Bajor. +676) If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. Also probably works in real life? +677) I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +678) http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +679) clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +680) That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +681) I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +682) it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them and you get a new interesting esolang diagonal principle… +683) i did applied fisheries research when i was little got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +684) that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +685) COCKS [...] truly cocks +686) Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. +687) where is this going. why is this going. +688) anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +689) fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +690) I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +691) I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +692) Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +693) I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish I don't fit in your quaint little categories +694) Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +695) Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +696) Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +697) ...Overlapping? +698) Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +699) elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +700) oh my god that is one ugly solution beautiful +701) Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +702) (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +703) VMS Mosaic? I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +704) elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +705) No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +706) It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +707) Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +708) There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +709) elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +710) elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +711) Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +712) also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +713) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +714) Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS +715) ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +716) ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +717) `quote themselves No output. `quote norway No output. `quote lunch No output. Useless bot. +718) the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +719) You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. `quote kmc 686) COCKS [...] truly cocks Well, in theory. +720) characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +721) but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +722) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +723) Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +724) The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +725) I guess only gay people fuck? +726) also who it a tome, a small one +727) shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? No. whew we don't have room for more esolangers there. oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? no Whew. We don't have room for more esolangers there. +728) Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? fizzie: Yes. There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +729) the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +730) it's not even about strictness actually not strictly about strictness, anyway +731) I like category theory because when you get over how damn weird it is it's still weird. +732) Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +733) wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +734) This is not the time for science! ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +735) i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +736) if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +737) .Ah. +738) i don't lie, i tell stories there's no difference *a +739) myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +740) BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT He's just a box with arms i love boxbot already +741) interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +742) right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. if only every wrong person could be so lucky +743) Dinner? At two? It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +744) man, I love pseudo-random decision making kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +745) well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +746) if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? i just plucked his name at random [...] if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +747) Gregor is actually a rare species of mangoat the fashion sense comes from the mango part +748) why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +749) fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +750) Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +751) pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +752) The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +753) monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +754) WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +755) The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +756) Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +757) Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. Oops. +758) Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +759) I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +760) Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. He lives in Detroit. I... think we might have found the wrong one. +761) A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +762) elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +763) ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +764) (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +765) in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +766) I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +767) I hate you. +768) The mutable-integer Linux. +769) Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. zzo38: was it unexpected? Kind of... +770) fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +771) Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +772) i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +773) When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +774) DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +775) is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +776) [...] So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +777) `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.11439 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11439 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2003-01-18.txt:01:03:05: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-19.txt:15:50:59: -!- hcf changed the topic of #esoteric to: esoteric programming and programming languages, logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-21.txt:13:49:11: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: esoteric cheese and programming languages, logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-25.txt:20:50:57: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: The official Aardappel worship channel, logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-25.txt:21:23:56: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: The official World worships Aardappel worships andreou channel, logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-25.txt:21:27:06: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Worship-related discordia, logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ . He who worshipeth me geteth chicks and money. +2003-01-27.txt:22:08:14: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to POPE, the Paratheo-anametamystikhood Of Programming Esoteric || logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-27.txt:23:48:27: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to POPE, the Paratheo-anametamystikhood Of hmProgramming Esoteric || logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-27.txt:23:48:37: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to POPE, the Paratheo-anametamystikhood Of Programming Esoteric || logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-28.txt:04:07:12: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to POPE, the Paratechno-anametamystikhood Of Programming Esoteric +2003-02-13.txt:21:17:45: -!- Iceman01 changed the topic of #esoteric to: 'Brainfuck' +2003-02-13.txt:21:22:58: -!- exarkun changed the topic of #esoteric to: Trefunge > Brainfuck +2003-02-13.txt:21:23:39: -!- Iceman01 changed the topic of #esoteric to: :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP +2003-02-13.txt:22:58:20: -!- calamari changed the topic of #esoteric to: possible ESOFunk VM instruction set http://www.azstarnet.com/~jeffryj/esofunk4.asm Suggestions please +2003-02-15.txt:12:57:34: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: N O W A R +2003-02-24.txt:04:54:07: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: MAKE FOO, NOT WAR +2003-03-12.txt:20:50:05: -!- calamari changed the topic of #esoteric to: not vaporware: BFBasic compiler at http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/bfbasic.zip +2003-03-14.txt:18:42:58: -!- calamari changed the topic of #esoteric to: BFBasic compiler 0.70: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/bfbasic.zip +2003-04-06.txt:20:10:25: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: BFBasic compiler 0.70: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/bfbasic.zip || http://www.chilliwilli.co.uk/ff/ <--- How many more senseless Brainf*ck variations must we endure? Didn't we learn anything from 'Ook'? +2003-04-09.txt:05:32:33: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: BFBasic compiler 0.70: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/bfbasic.zip || http://www.chilliwilli.co.uk/ff/ <--- How many more senseless Brainf*ck variations must we endure? Didn't we learn anything from 'Ook'? Or from E??! Or from BEST!?!?!? +2003-05-03.txt:19:16:49: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Discoflux! +2003-05-31.txt:22:00:12: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Syuday! +2003-05-31.txt:22:00:32: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Syaday! +2003-06-03.txt:10:59:09: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: -><- +2003-06-21.txt:19:51:33: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Summer Solstice! +2003-07-04.txt:14:50:57: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: make your time +2003-07-09.txt:03:33:56: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: This just in: HTML solves the halting problem! Millions rejoice! +2003-07-11.txt:03:26:49: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://cyberspace.org/~lament/abuse.html +2003-07-31.txt:00:26:36: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.stephensykes.com/choon/choon.html +2003-08-05.txt:20:55:02: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://cyberspace.org/~lament/thue.html - Instructions on the bottom of the can +2003-08-11.txt:19:25:47: -!- sterling.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://cyberspace.org/~lament/thue.html - Instructions on the bottom of the can +2003-09-04.txt:00:37:31: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: SKI combinators in Maple! Woo! "s:=a->b->c->a(c)(b(c)); k:=x->y->x; i:=x->x;" +2003-09-08.txt:13:18:44: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Esoteric irish camel! || SKI combinators in Maple! Woo! "s:=a->b->c->a(c)(b(c)); k:=x->y->x; i:=x->x;" +2003-09-27.txt:05:45:00: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Bureflux! +2003-10-21.txt:00:46:32: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Happy Aftermath! +2003-10-22.txt:03:20:32: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to #esoteric. For every new user you bring in you will get $10,- worth of coupons! +2003-10-22.txt:03:40:16: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Please don't forget to add your new language at http://dmoz.org/Computers/Programming/Languages/Obfuscated/ (or any other related category) +2003-10-24.txt:01:03:56: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Destroy, Erase, Improve. +2003-10-25.txt:00:33:15: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Happy Maladay! +2003-10-27.txt:00:57:05: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.icehouse.net/nungester/HP16C_e{1,2}.jpg -- and don't forget to celebrate maladay. +2003-11-06.txt:03:23:17: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.icehouse.net/nungester/HP16C_e{1,2}.jpg || http://www.kisa.ca/oou.html - not a programming language, but certainly an esoteric one +2003-11-24.txt:09:41:53: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Non-self-referential statements are false. +2003-12-08.txt:21:23:02: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Afflux! +2003-12-17.txt:07:12:31: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Yuletide! It's never too early! +2003-12-24.txt:09:24:37: -!- calamari_ changed the topic of #esoteric to: Why is there an 'L' in Noel? +2003-12-24.txt:11:44:11: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: Why is there an 'L' in Noel? | Because "Nol" is prettier than "No"? +2003-12-24.txt:11:47:31: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: Why is there an 'L' in Noel? || Because "Nol" is prettier than an "L"? Errr... +2004-01-06.txt:01:18:37: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Why is there an 'L' in Noel? || Because "Nol" is prettier than an "L"? Errr... || Celebrate Mungday! +2004-02-11.txt:21:14:08: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the esoteric programming channel! Logs of previous discussion are available at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2004-02-11.txt:21:16:46: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Mungday! +2004-02-20.txt:01:00:07: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Chaoflux! +2004-02-21.txt:14:35:46: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: We discordians must stick apart. +2004-02-22.txt:07:38:05: -!- Eris changed the topic of #esoteric to: Discordianism is off-topic in this channel. Anybody discussing it will be banned. +2004-03-11.txt:00:56:09: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.geocities.com/sacredmonkey00/ijupuna/index.html +2004-03-11.txt:00:56:41: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.geocities.com/sacredmonkey00/ijupuna/index.html (anybody wanna write an interpreter?) +2004-03-19.txt:22:25:24: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Celebrate Mojoday! +2004-04-01.txt:01:20:09: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2002/8/30/175531/763 <--- Obfuscated J-ish interpreter... Or is it? :) +2004-04-16.txt:20:07:11: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Esolang is alive! +2004-04-23.txt:07:29:23: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Esolang is alive! UNLIKE THIS CHANNEL +2004-04-27.txt:19:34:13: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcoome to the Pit. +2004-04-27.txt:19:34:16: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit. +2004-04-28.txt:02:21:26: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit. Edwinb is the mushroom guy. +2004-04-28.txt:02:45:56: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit. Edwinb is the mushroom guy. Strange attraction to strange attractors: http://www.doxpara.com/pics/index.php?album=phentropy/ . +2004-04-28.txt:03:01:22: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit. Edwinb is the mushroom guy. Strange attraction to strange attractors: http://www.doxpara.com/pics/index.php?album=phentropy/ . Compilers to the right, hallucinogenics to the left. +2004-04-29.txt:20:03:20: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit, talk to edwinb to get some free mushroom samples. -- http://www.doxpara.com/pics/index.php?album=phentropy/ -- http://www.electricsheep.org/ +2004-04-29.txt:20:04:05: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit, talk to edwinb to get some free mushroom samples. -- http://electricsheep.org/ +2004-05-01.txt:02:17:05: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ please provide feedback. the wiki will be ready Really Soon Now. +2004-05-01.txt:08:36:07: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ please provide feedback. the wiki will be ready Really Soon Now. -- language of the week: http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/ook.html write something in/for ook. +2004-05-07.txt:05:36:40: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ please provide feedback. the wiki will be ready Really Soon Now. -- language of the week: http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/ook.html write something in/for ook. || http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm +2004-05-18.txt:22:13:04: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ (we need feedback). http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm +2004-05-18.txt:22:17:06: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ (we need feedback). http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm || Catseye isn't dead! +2004-05-18.txt:22:18:58: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ (we need feedback). http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm || Catseye isn't dead! http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ +2004-05-24.txt:15:00:15: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ -- http://fasd.ethz.ch/qsf/ +2004-06-16.txt:22:43:04: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ -- http://fasd.ethz.ch/qsf/ || http://www.randelshofer.ch/fhw/gri/holzi.html +2004-07-07.txt:15:18:37: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ -- http://fasd.ethz.ch/qsf/ || http://www.randelshofer.ch/fhw/gri/holzi.html +2004-07-28.txt:06:45:35: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html +2004-08-25.txt:23:33:38: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html +2004-08-26.txt:17:44:46: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html -- http://s48.org/ (Scheme48 v1.1) +2004-10-24.txt:01:23:59: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html -- http://s48.org/ (Scheme48 v1.1) +2004-12-11.txt:22:08:26: -!- mtve changed the topic of #esoteric to: please change the topic +2004-12-11.txt:22:25:44: -!- ZeroOne changed the topic of #esoteric to: OK, here is a new topic: http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/foot.htm +2004-12-24.txt:06:57:28: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.thesard.org/~foo/supercoder.jpg +2005-03-17.txt:19:51:13: -!- calamari changed the topic of #esoteric to: Logical Brain**** Competition, http://sourceforge.net/forum/forum.php?thread_id=1244436&forum_id=201037 +2005-04-05.txt:09:47:13: -!- Keymaker changed the topic of #esoteric to: Logical Brainfuck Competition; http://sourceforge.net/forum/forum.php?thread_id=1249789&forum_id=201037 +2005-04-05.txt:09:47:32: i changed the topic to point to the topic with the confirmed rules +2005-04-15.txt:22:55:36: -!- Keymaker changed the topic of #esoteric to: Return your LBFC MD5(s) at http://sourceforge.net/forum/forum.php?thread_id=1267769&forum_id=201037 +2005-04-19.txt:16:31:09: -!- Keymaker changed the topic of #esoteric to: Laurent won again; http://sourceforge.net/forum/forum.php?thread_id=1269322&forum_id=201037 +2005-05-04.txt:21:46:31: -!- Keymaker changed the topic of #esoteric to: Somebody make a cooler topic! +2005-05-04.txt:21:51:47: -!- GregorR-L changed the topic of #esoteric to: Time to fight with BF! Learn FYB (http://www.befunge.org/fyb/) and challenge Gregor's logicex-1.fyb! +2005-05-14.txt:13:11:03: -!- Keymaker changed the topic of #esoteric to: A new brainfuck site http://www.bf-hacks.org/ is opened! +2005-05-14.txt:13:28:59: -!- Keymaker changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! +2005-05-22.txt:21:19:51: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ +2005-05-24.txt:13:33:21: -!- pgimeno changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang Preservation project info: http://tinyurl.com/d3fk5 +2005-05-28.txt:02:57:01: -!- graue changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang Preservation project info: http://tinyurl.com/d3fk5 ~ Esolang wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/Main_Page +2005-06-02.txt:20:35:54: -!- puzzlet changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang Preservation project info: http://tinyurl.com/d3fk5 ~ Esolang wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page +2005-06-02.txt:20:46:32: -!- pgimeno changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page +2005-06-02.txt:20:47:27: -!- graue changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ +2005-06-14.txt:01:09:56: -!- iamnothere changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ Please pray for my package to arrive safely in La Puente CA. thnx much! +2005-06-18.txt:02:52:42: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ Please pray for my package to arrive safely in Mumbai, India. thnx much! +2005-06-24.txt:00:26:36: -!- harkeyahh changed the topic of #esoteric to: Another brainfuck site (http://www.bf-hacks.org/) is open! ~ http://chriscoyne.com/cfdg/ ~ Esolang wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ Thank you for your prayers my children. The package arrived safely into the arms of a 10,000 pound elephant. +2005-08-11.txt:19:20:26: -!- int-e changed the topic of #esoteric to: Uhm, where are these archives again? +2005-08-11.txt:19:21:11: -!- int-e changed the topic of #esoteric to: archives of previous discussions can be found at http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2005-08-11.txt:19:26:18: -!- int-e changed the topic of #esoteric to: archives of previous discussions can be found at http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ and also at http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2005-10-11.txt:03:09:26: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - #esoteric is not associated with the joke language Perl, please visit www.perl.org - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2005-10-11.txt:03:09:35: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - #esoteric is not associated with the joke language Perl, please visit www.perl.org - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2005-10-19.txt:23:27:10: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric || Welcome esobot, a False interpreter, prefix commands with a '!' +2005-10-19.txt:23:28:31: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric || Welcome falsebot, a False interpreter, prefix commands with a '!' +2005-10-19.txt:23:30:40: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for estoeric language design and deployment - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot is a False interpreter, prefix commands with a '!' +2005-10-19.txt:23:31:07: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot is a False interpreter, prefix commands with a '!' +2005-10-20.txt:20:34:00: -!- GregorR-L changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot is a False interpreter, prefix commands with a '!' +2005-10-21.txt:08:27:55: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot: !, GlassBot: G! +2005-10-22.txt:05:13:52: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot: !, GlassBot: G!, BFBot: BF! +2005-10-22.txt:21:55:51: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot: F!, GlassBot: G!, BFBot: BF! +2005-10-22.txt:21:58:33: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot: F!, GlassBot: G!, BFBot: BF!, EsoBot: E!help +2005-10-25.txt:05:34:33: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot: F!, EsoBot: E!help, EgoBot: !help +2005-10-28.txt:22:13:25: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot: F!, EgoBot: !help +2005-11-01.txt:03:26:54: -!- graue changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, +2005-11-01.txt:03:27:27: -!- graue changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - falsebot: F!, EgoBot: !help - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang +2005-11-01.txt:03:31:59: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - falsebot: F!, EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ -logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2005-11-01.txt:03:32:11: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - falsebot: F!, EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2005-11-01.txt:07:30:07: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - blog: http://esoteric.blogssuck.com/ - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - mailing list: http://www.deadmailinglists.com/e/es/eso/esot/esoteric_programming - falsebot: F!, EgoBot: !help - don't !list in here, and no pr0n except for ASCII art (which is actually encouraged) - wiki: http://esolangs.org/w +2005-11-01.txt:07:31:46: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - falsebot: F!, EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2006-01-06.txt:05:08:48: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: #fuck, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - falsebot: F!, EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2006-01-06.txt:05:10:44: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: #fuck, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2006-01-06.txt:05:54:11: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2006-02-05.txt:00:24:41: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric || The channel is moving to ####esoteric. Thanks +2006-02-05.txt:00:25:07: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2006-02-05.txt:00:25:18: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric || To abide with the freenode policy, the channel is moving to ################esoteric +2006-02-05.txt:00:25:23: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2006-02-05.txt:08:44:33: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck +2006-05-30.txt:00:07:40: -!- SimonRC changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - wikis: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/ http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/ - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck +2006-05-30.txt:00:10:07: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck +2006-07-25.txt:09:29:12: -!- Keymaker changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest +2006-08-25.txt:21:52:45: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: #hadamard, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest +2006-08-26.txt:01:05:26: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: #religion, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest +2006-08-26.txt:19:11:12: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: ##quantum, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest +2006-08-26.txt:20:21:18: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest +2006-08-26.txt:20:21:34: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest +2006-09-16.txt:23:01:12: -!- CakeProphet changed the topic of #esoteric to: //~|RIP Lilo|~\ #esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki +2006-10-05.txt:18:59:41: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006 +2006-10-05.txt:19:54:50: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest +2006-10-21.txt:21:33:22: -!- jix changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest - http://esolangs.org/wiki/Adjudicate +2006-10-21.txt:21:34:33: -!- jix changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - http://esolangs.org/wiki/Adjudicated_Blind_Collaborative_Design_Esolang_Factory +2006-10-24.txt:00:11:05: -!- Sgeo changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - http://esolangs.org/wiki/Adjudicated_Blind_Collaborative_Design_Esolang_Factory | http://www.ha +2006-10-29.txt:14:48:50: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - http://esolangs.org/wiki/Adjudicated_Blind_Collaborative_Design_Esolang_Factory +2006-11-26.txt:07:44:16: -!- encoded changed the topic of #esoteric to: Read the principia discordia! +2006-11-26.txt:07:45:39: -!- bsmntbombdood changed the topic of #esoteric to: the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - http://esolangs.org/wiki/Adjudicated_Blind_Collaborative_Design_Esolang_Factory +2006-12-22.txt:18:31:37: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - NO IRP ALLOWED +2006-12-28.txt:19:07:24: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - NO IRP ALLOWED - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ +2007-01-08.txt:21:16:48: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - IRP ALLOWED - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ +2007-01-17.txt:12:02:11: -!- ais523 changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help (currently down) - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - IRP ALLOWED - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ +2007-01-31.txt:03:25:45: -!- SevenInchBread changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help (currently down) - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ +2007-02-28.txt:13:07:18: -!- ais523 changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ +2007-05-02.txt:01:14:58: -!- pikhq changed the topic of #esoteric to: - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - +2007-05-02.txt:01:15:32: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ +2007-05-02.txt:01:15:38: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ +2007-05-02.txt:01:16:10: -!- pikhq changed the topic of #esoteric to: - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or ttp://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | 09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0 +2007-05-02.txt:01:59:54: -!- GregorR changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or ttp://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | 09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0 +2007-05-02.txt:02:01:45: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | 09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0 +2007-05-02.txt:02:04:50: * pikhq has changed the topic to: - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or ttp://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | 09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0 +2007-05-16.txt:17:18:09: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: - the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | http://www.wolframscience.com/prizes/tm23/ +2007-05-29.txt:23:30:00: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | http://www.wolframscience.com/prizes/tm23/ | LOLCATS +2007-05-29.txt:23:30:52: -!- ehird` changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | http://www.wolframscience.com/prizes/tm23/ | LOLCODE is not an esolang +2007-05-29.txt:23:31:22: -!- ehird` changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | http://www.wolframscience.com/prizes/tm23/ | LOLCODE is not an esolang or any other form of language that mat +2007-05-29.txt:23:33:59: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ | http://www.wolframscience.com/prizes/tm23/ +2007-06-16.txt:15:31:07: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ - Here be cannibals +2007-06-18.txt:16:12:52: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ - Aquí sé canibales +2007-06-18.txt:16:13:06: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ - Here be cannibals +2007-06-18.txt:16:15:09: ihope: you, bsmntbombdood and I got into a weird conversation, so i changed the topic appropriately +2007-06-19.txt:21:41:20: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ - Here be cannibals. (Eat bsmntbombdood first.) +2007-06-25.txt:07:49:03: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://www.ircbrowse.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ - Here be cannibals. (Eat bsmntbombdood first.) +2007-06-25.txt:21:42:10: -!- ihope changed the topic of #esoteric to: The international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://www.ircbrowse.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ - Here be cannibals. (bsmntbombdood has been eaten.) +2007-06-27.txt:20:37:37: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: The core site for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esolangs.org/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://www.ircbrowse.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - Pastebin: http://pastebin.ca/ - Here be cannibals. 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Language intrinsics suck. QED. +2008-04-28.txt:22:34:54: ehird_: You know, Gregor's if(x, y, else, z) is just the natural result of doing C-esque syntax with everything as a function. ;) +2008-10-31.txt:15:45:03: GregorR: Perhaps you should just make a really basic scheme making function so I could just hack up something with it without actually recoding the entire thing. :-P +2008-10-31.txt:22:41:25: GregorR: c1.concat is not a function diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.11767 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11767 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,300 @@ +2003-06-28.txt:10:03:44: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-08-13.txt:00:20:09: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-08-14.txt:21:23:25: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-09-06.txt:01:11:59: -!- lameAFK has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-09-15.txt:06:38:43: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-09-23.txt:06:25:54: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-10-03.txt:05:50:40: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-10-12.txt:06:13:15: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-10-14.txt:22:44:12: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-10-30.txt:03:31:59: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-11-04.txt:07:34:11: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-11-27.txt:02:00:15: -!- lameAFK has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-11-28.txt:07:27:59: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-11-29.txt:01:31:47: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-11-29.txt:02:00:27: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-11-30.txt:07:38:43: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-12-05.txt:08:56:11: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-12-07.txt:01:17:33: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-12-07.txt:01:47:41: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-12-09.txt:06:43:54: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-12-10.txt:08:41:51: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-12-18.txt:10:37:40: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-12-25.txt:09:24:54: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-12-26.txt:04:36:29: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2003-12-31.txt:15:55:16: -!- lameSLEEP has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-01-10.txt:03:21:11: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-01-15.txt:04:35:51: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-01-17.txt:00:33:11: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-01-20.txt:06:38:46: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-01-26.txt:23:48:22: learning dvorak and having to use qwerty on public terminals is indeed annoying +2004-02-07.txt:02:48:37: -!- lameAFK has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-02-12.txt:01:23:17: run a transparent terminal on top of that +2004-02-12.txt:01:23:32: show hex stuff in the transparent terminal... +2004-02-12.txt:02:43:42: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-02-15.txt:22:40:47: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-02-17.txt:03:13:19: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-02-18.txt:02:54:51: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-02-19.txt:05:29:09: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-02-22.txt:09:57:35: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-02-28.txt:06:13:00: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-03-06.txt:00:53:42: -!- lamebot has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-03-16.txt:23:24:48: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-03-17.txt:08:17:32: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-03-19.txt:02:55:08: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-03-21.txt:06:37:21: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-03-23.txt:04:43:25: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-03-26.txt:06:43:51: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-03-27.txt:02:12:40: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-03-28.txt:06:56:50: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-04-02.txt:08:42:20: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-04-03.txt:02:46:55: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-05-06.txt:11:29:13: -!- andreou has quit ("My damn controlling terminal disappeared!"). +2004-05-27.txt:16:41:09: I'll abuse hut's IEEE account to re-fetch the standard since I seem to have terminally misplaced it. +2004-05-30.txt:20:38:07: well, it's useful if you want to make an updated status indicator on a relatively dumb terminal. +2004-05-30.txt:20:41:30: and works on a wider range of terminals than ansi/vt-100 escapes. +2004-05-30.txt:22:07:11: sleeping would help make that probability a bit larger. maybe I should switch to the irc-terminal in my bed, that usually makes me fall asleep pretty fast. +2004-06-03.txt:16:11:28: in theory I could use the phone as a small bluetooth-based remote control thing, but with a 18m^2 apartment (and six computers usable as terminals) the need for a remote control device isn't that great. +2004-06-03.txt:16:23:25: well, now. I just said "usable as terminals". +2004-06-04.txt:18:14:29: I need a terminal in my bathroom, I think. +2004-06-04.txt:18:16:10: I wonder if the bluetooth thing has enough range. I could use my phone as a terminal if it does. +2004-07-26.txt:21:53:33: I wonder where I could find a terminal. +2004-10-04.txt:14:10:51: -!- lindi- has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2004-10-05.txt:22:16:00: "Lost terminal"? hmm. maybe we should help him look for it. +2004-12-31.txt:12:40:37: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-03-11.txt:05:00:15: DOS? cp/m? Why, in my time we would manually flip the bits on the terminal to make our operating system every time we wanted to use the computer +2005-03-29.txt:18:29:25: -!- matricks has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-04-03.txt:05:44:10: -!- arke has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-05-24.txt:18:05:42: -!- wooby has quit ("My damn controlling terminal disappeared!"). +2005-05-25.txt:19:42:32: 6.77 secs... but it seems it doesn't like my terminal +2005-05-26.txt:21:40:03: needed to prevent free scrolling, otherwise the terminal effect is lost +2005-05-27.txt:17:37:51: oh wait.. i wrote a perl script to batch delete files.. but.. executed it in the wrong terminal window.. (root and in the wrong directory) +2005-06-04.txt:02:10:19: -!- graue has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-06-16.txt:08:54:47: -!- puzzlet has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-06-27.txt:21:39:32: bbiam.. moving this pterminal to a different computer :) +2005-07-10.txt:23:59:47: -!- puzzlet has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-07-20.txt:23:09:51: graue: code-warrior came with a lib for a terminal like user-interface +2005-07-25.txt:21:45:26: on my 1ghz ppc g4 with finder,terminal,safari,adium,quicktimeplayer,xchat-aqua,quicksilver and subethaedit running +2005-07-25.txt:22:19:03: that will flood your terminal +2005-08-17.txt:20:39:01: -!- cpressey has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-08-17.txt:20:51:45: -!- cpressey has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-08-17.txt:21:52:17: * GregorR hands cpressey a case of terminals, plus a few pseudoterminals and xterms. +2005-08-17.txt:21:56:52: i think that terminal means some kind of examination and cpressey lost it, like, failed or something +2005-08-17.txt:21:57:28: GregorR would rather give him some advice to be a copycat rather than more terminals +2005-08-17.txt:22:26:04: again, what kind of terminal did you lose, cpressey? a token? a literal? did you ever lose a non-terminal? +2005-08-26.txt:04:50:13: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-08-26.txt:20:17:52: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-09-10.txt:06:51:03: click "open terminal" +2005-09-10.txt:21:39:12: <{^Raven^}> after two hours of compiling the machine terminally crashes +2005-09-13.txt:02:48:31: -!- lament_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-09-13.txt:09:02:34: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-09-15.txt:01:57:45: ahh, sorry, gnome-terminal doesn't interpret a + as whitespace in URLs, and appended the timestamp from the next line onto it... +2005-09-16.txt:17:28:07: -!- twobitsprite has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-09-24.txt:18:17:50: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-09-28.txt:14:15:05: a terminal emulator? +2005-10-01.txt:07:43:37: -!- twobitsprite has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-10-04.txt:18:34:53: that does not look so good on a terminal +2005-10-06.txt:06:57:17: antenna movement is controled by old 486 with dos aboard, there's HPUX in a control terminal, and every other computer there runs on Fedora Core 2 :D +2005-10-09.txt:17:28:48: Hmm, I can cat one terminal window to the other. +2005-10-09.txt:17:32:16: ihope: How did you cat terminal windows? +2005-10-20.txt:18:33:36: -!- grim_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-10-24.txt:08:21:29: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-10-26.txt:21:18:00: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-10-27.txt:03:31:41: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-10-27.txt:04:37:19: -!- marcan_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-10-31.txt:02:22:28: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-11-06.txt:02:52:33: does that have a bash terminal, or is it tryign to be as windows as possible? +2005-11-06.txt:03:03:05: What terminal are you using, calamari? +2005-11-06.txt:03:05:39: Ok. Then it is your terminal. +2005-11-06.txt:03:05:51: I'm not sure how to configure the text-only terminal on linux. +2005-11-07.txt:19:55:07: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-11-13.txt:03:45:14: -!- marcan_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-11-20.txt:12:25:41: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-11-22.txt:10:56:25: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-11-23.txt:15:53:48: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-11-24.txt:09:09:15: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-01.txt:21:35:21: -!- marcan_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-02.txt:17:58:34: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-08.txt:09:08:14: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-08.txt:20:37:16: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-09.txt:20:16:25: only simple terminal IO +2005-12-11.txt:04:08:39: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-12.txt:16:45:40: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-13.txt:18:29:19: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-14.txt:12:21:52: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-14.txt:15:01:27: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-15.txt:08:57:07: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-16.txt:08:47:54: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-18.txt:18:24:45: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-20.txt:16:38:50: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-21.txt:18:26:19: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-23.txt:14:22:52: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-25.txt:11:54:29: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-29.txt:09:04:33: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-31.txt:09:35:20: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2005-12-31.txt:19:45:29: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-01-02.txt:05:30:32: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-01-03.txt:05:31:14: -!- marcan_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-01-04.txt:05:51:42: -!- marcan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-01-13.txt:12:55:32: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-01-20.txt:11:00:58: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-01-21.txt:03:09:02: works ok as a second terminal if my main system is in use.. I just ssh over +2006-02-02.txt:01:02:45: It's a very mechanical process, that I have to do for about fourty nonterminals :P +2006-02-02.txt:01:05:28: 64 nonterminals. +2006-02-04.txt:06:09:34: Only 16 nonterminals left. +2006-02-04.txt:06:42:46: Yay, 14 nonterminals left ;) +2006-02-04.txt:06:43:01: whats a nonterminal.. compiler class lingo? +2006-02-04.txt:06:44:45: That would be a simple grammar with the nonterminal N, and terminals a, b, and c. +2006-02-04.txt:06:44:59: So in this compiler's parser, I have a bunch of nonterminals. I have 14 left to make a tree out of. +2006-02-08.txt:08:32:01: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-02-10.txt:10:22:05: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-02-17.txt:17:28:26: -!- sekhmet has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-02-27.txt:12:27:50: are you using a vt100/xterm compatible terminal? +2006-02-27.txt:12:30:34: ok your terminal doesn't support this.... +2006-03-08.txt:13:30:12: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-03-25.txt:02:52:54: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-03-31.txt:15:10:37: -!- sekhmet has quit ("terminal!"). +2006-04-29.txt:21:56:18: -!- sekhmet has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-04-30.txt:11:06:57: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-05-28.txt:20:10:53: -!- SimonRC has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-06-07.txt:17:05:40: -!- cp has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-06-07.txt:20:38:59: Hee hee, I turned my terminal thingy green. +2006-06-11.txt:20:46:08: which a good terminal program can handle +2006-06-14.txt:13:05:40: * ihope wonders why he had a terminal window open with "copy con con" +2006-07-24.txt:21:40:13: I challenge you to find a terminal emulator which is capable of some sort of term functionality but not VT100 +2006-07-25.txt:01:10:21: Mine could do Unicode if my terminal code. +2006-07-28.txt:14:35:42: I switched to a different pseudoterminal and now my mouse doesn't work ... +2006-07-28.txt:22:06:55: No; my terminal doesn't do Unicode. +2006-08-05.txt:06:44:53: -!- nickv111 has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-08-06.txt:01:13:13: -!- RodgerTheGreat has quit ("My damn controlling terminal disappeared!"). +2006-08-10.txt:03:45:38: Open a Terminal. +2006-08-12.txt:01:11:36: -!- nooga_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-08-24.txt:18:37:05: and I can play using a terminal app on my palm. :) +2006-08-26.txt:01:10:48: output to a terminal could be in terms of GOD'S PROPHET SPOKE TO THE PEOPLE AND SAID: +2006-08-26.txt:01:32:09: Razor-X: Could you use the pure ASCII form? I lack Unicode terminals. +2006-08-26.txt:01:53:06: * pikhq is currently just using his laptop as an SSH terminal. . . +2006-08-27.txt:20:53:39: CRLF hearkens back to the days of paper terminals. . . +2006-09-02.txt:06:34:36: Wheee. This, too, is a very, very long line, which I am using for the sole purpose of testing the kick-assness of RawIRC. Hmmm. . . I still need some filler; i've got a very large terminal.[D[C[3~[3~ +2006-09-03.txt:01:21:38: -!- pikhqRaw has quit (""Sorry, I need this terminal for something else.""). +2006-09-03.txt:01:22:11: Actually, I need this terminal for something else, too. +2006-09-04.txt:00:37:25: Did you use Ncurses or simple terminal control characters? +2006-09-04.txt:00:37:38: Simple terminal control. Nowhere near advanced enough to need *curses ;) +2006-09-04.txt:00:38:07: I know more about *curses than about terminal control characters :P. +2006-09-04.txt:23:10:50: What happens if some guy on IRC says ANSI terminal control codes? +2006-09-05.txt:02:09:41: Is there some sort of handy control character to find out the number of lines/columns in your terminal? +2006-09-06.txt:01:36:45: Heh; my terminal renders all the characters as squares, while my browser just uses non-combining slashed-circles after each letter. +2006-09-15.txt:20:53:46: -!- bsmntbombdood has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-09-23.txt:20:11:58: getting useless nonterminal and useless rule messages from yac.. wonder what I'm doing wrong +2006-10-05.txt:00:23:24: Whatever your terminal supports ;) +2006-10-07.txt:01:57:52: (if you're on Windows, install Cygwin to compile it. If on Mac, just open up a terminal to compile. If on a normal *NIX, do I need to explain the drill?) +2006-10-08.txt:06:25:26: I just discovered something .. the Linux terminal beep frequency and duration be set with escape sequences +2006-10-12.txt:20:43:34: I cannot access it via the physically attached terminal, but I can use it over the nextwork. +2006-10-15.txt:19:27:29: This Emacs session of mine is connected to IRC via ERC in a screen session I'm viewing from a urxvtc connected to a urxvtd simulating a terminal. +2006-10-17.txt:04:18:21: -!- pikhq has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-10-23.txt:00:24:07: (I *think* that would make the compiler vomit on your terminal) +2006-10-23.txt:17:13:02: -!- lindi- has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-10-26.txt:20:15:01: -!- pikhq has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-10-29.txt:04:56:44: -!- twobitsprite has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-10-29.txt:19:37:48: ihope: Yeah, but my terminal hates Unicode. +2006-11-03.txt:04:27:44: are you trying to change terminal settings? +2006-11-03.txt:04:41:55: if you are reading from a raw terminal, then there is no such thing as EOF. +2006-11-03.txt:04:43:20: but if he sets the terminal to raw, then nonblock will not convert EOF to 0, but to 4 +2006-11-06.txt:18:39:35: -!- pikhq has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-11-07.txt:17:20:09: because then speed will depend on your terminal etc... +2006-11-07.txt:17:20:39: but then all speeds will depend on my terminal... thus it'll remain consistent through iterations. +2006-11-13.txt:16:27:29: like a retro-style terminal or something? +2006-11-13.txt:16:30:55: according to this article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VT220), VT220 terminals came in white, green, and amber. I could've sworn red was a standard color as well. +2006-11-17.txt:01:30:42: the idea of having a physical terminal for root appeals to me. +2006-11-17.txt:06:19:44: -!- xor_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-11-29.txt:10:12:06: -!- SimonRC has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-12-20.txt:17:31:32: GNOME Terminal: locale not understood by C library, internationalization will not work +2006-12-20.txt:18:00:27: GNOME Terminal: locale not understood by C library, internationalization will not work +2006-12-20.txt:22:12:07: -!- ComputinChuck has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-12-22.txt:00:21:58: -!- Puddy_ has quit ("My damn controlling terminal disappeared!"). +2006-12-22.txt:05:23:13: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-12-22.txt:22:05:30: Rather, the physical terminal is refusing to go back to a usable state. +2006-12-24.txt:04:33:37: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-12-24.txt:19:53:42: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-12-25.txt:04:36:52: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-12-25.txt:23:32:43: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-12-26.txt:03:49:20: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-12-26.txt:04:05:32: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-12-26.txt:06:26:00: -!- digital_me_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2006-12-26.txt:20:48:22: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-01.txt:00:41:12: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-03.txt:22:41:00: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-05.txt:07:46:43: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-07.txt:02:22:47: ihope: interrupt on the terminal would work ;) +2007-01-07.txt:04:15:40: I'm looking at the terminal +2007-01-07.txt:22:20:02: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-09.txt:03:02:50: Well, that doesn't work for me. . . My interaction with the copy buffer is between my screen-running terminal and my Firefox+Conkeror setup. +2007-01-09.txt:03:36:50: * pikhq also shows CakeProphet_ irssi running in a terminal +2007-01-09.txt:03:40:59: I consider a GUI anything that has more nuts and bolts than a terminal. +2007-01-09.txt:03:41:26: It's a terminal app. +2007-01-11.txt:05:08:03: -!- digital_me_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-12.txt:05:29:19: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-13.txt:04:00:19: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-13.txt:05:36:23: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-13.txt:17:15:48: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-15.txt:18:51:23: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-16.txt:05:31:02: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-18.txt:05:18:04: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-23.txt:03:07:41: meh, i prefer terminal velocity of 1 +2007-01-27.txt:06:28:05: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-01-29.txt:23:32:24: -!- digital_me_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-02.txt:02:37:38: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-05.txt:05:38:25: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-09.txt:05:32:48: -!- digital_me_ has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-12.txt:00:47:31: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-20.txt:05:13:23: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-21.txt:01:04:21: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-22.txt:04:41:44: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-23.txt:00:24:37: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-23.txt:00:32:42: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-24.txt:05:34:47: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-24.txt:06:33:31: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-26.txt:02:35:49: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-26.txt:05:46:29: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-27.txt:05:20:24: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-28.txt:05:22:02: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-02-28.txt:21:38:54: -!- oerjan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-03-01.txt:00:38:06: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-03-02.txt:01:07:32: I hope my character was a correct U+205D TRICOLON (also called "Epidaurean acrophonic symbol three"); it looks correct elsewhere but not in this terminal. :/ +2007-03-04.txt:18:11:05: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-03-15.txt:04:02:28: we should write a "pidaydaemon" that interrupts whatever you're doing with the terminal at the precise moment of pi day and encourages you to celebrate +2007-03-17.txt:21:00:31: lets other people look at your terminal +2007-03-20.txt:01:02:37: -!- bsmntbombdood has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-03-22.txt:11:52:28: * ais523 is the sort of person who uses cat /dev/random to get their terminal out of the wrong shift state +2007-03-26.txt:19:22:24: this Internet connection is a Solaris terminal running under Windows (not through choice). +2007-03-27.txt:05:18:11: -!- oerjan has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-03-29.txt:22:14:45: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-04-08.txt:03:58:23: probably one of the first things we'd want is a way to spit stuff out to a terminal... for breadcrumbing/testing OS stuff. +2007-04-08.txt:04:01:41: SevenInchBread: a way to spit stuff out to a terminal... is this YAOS/Sophia/Abrasax we're talking about? +2007-04-14.txt:06:01:31: they rarely write to the terminal, I think. +2007-04-14.txt:06:14:03: that's the closest i can think of, removing all connections to the terminal i hope +2007-04-14.txt:19:26:34: -!- nooga has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-04-15.txt:07:22:43: it's really funny watching the Slime/CL video, because the terminal window looks like one of mine hovering over the browser window +2007-04-28.txt:03:41:56: Like, "screw up your terminal if viewed raw". +2007-05-06.txt:16:17:15: -!- oklopol has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-05-10.txt:05:21:20: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-05-16.txt:04:31:25: -!- digital_me has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-06-07.txt:15:14:50: -!- bobbens has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-06-17.txt:02:23:15: And damn, I wish this terminal grokked Unicode. +2007-06-17.txt:21:46:20: these were Unix terminal applications +2007-06-21.txt:01:23:29: but so are white terminals +2007-06-22.txt:22:24:00: A Debian terminal is pretty dark, after all. +2007-07-02.txt:14:33:27: -!- lament has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-07-03.txt:20:25:36: a terminal +2007-07-03.txt:20:28:22: you just have to differentiate between the channel and the terminal +2007-07-03.txt:20:28:31: bsmntbombdood: yes, the terminal is stdout, the channel isn't. +2007-07-03.txt:20:29:49: printing to the terminal in an ~exec doesn't make any sense, printing to the channel does +2007-07-03.txt:20:48:19: Knowing that "print" goes to the terminal is more useful than being able to use "print" to go somewhere else? +2007-07-06.txt:13:42:14: go to a terminal and type "javac" +2007-07-15.txt:04:12:22: you mean to a "terminal"? +2007-07-16.txt:22:23:40: wtf i can't even kill it at the terminal +2007-07-16.txt:22:23:49: kill -9 at terminal plox. +2007-07-19.txt:05:52:33: -!- nwf has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2007-07-22.txt:03:02:10: in a terminal: go to where it is, chmod +x PROGRAM_NAME then ./PROGRAM_NAME +2007-07-22.txt:16:04:54: i just need to write a list of terminals, and some extra rules +2007-07-27.txt:05:40:27: Sukoshi: I've got USE="unicode", a Unicode local, and yet my terminal hates Unicode. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.11949 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.11949 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,300 @@ +2005-10-29.txt:00:23:51: java textgen --help +2006-08-22.txt:02:45:36: print "--help (usage)" +2006-08-22.txt:02:46:04: if option=="--help": +2007-05-12.txt:21:30:26: (this from grep --help) +2007-06-23.txt:08:52:16: !c --help +2007-06-23.txt:08:52:23: !c --help +2007-07-17.txt:06:15:37: !bf_txtgen --help +2007-07-17.txt:06:17:42: --help +2007-07-17.txt:06:17:44: --help +2007-07-17.txt:06:17:58: oh yeah, i typed !bf_txtgen --help +2007-07-17.txt:06:19:44: --help +2007-07-22.txt:14:16:11: !ls --help +2007-07-22.txt:14:16:15: /bin/ls: ./files/--help: No such file or directory +2008-01-18.txt:19:00:01: only --help and --version +2008-01-18.txt:19:02:00: I wonder if anyone ever has run true --help in an attempt to find out what it does? +2008-01-23.txt:01:53:44: sbcl --help +2008-03-10.txt:20:56:34: $ ./ccbi --help +2008-03-13.txt:12:29:22: you got that messed up in ccbi --help +2008-03-15.txt:21:56:11: that won't distinguish between $1=--help and $1=the help text for GNU echo, if that's what's being used +2008-03-15.txt:21:57:30: '--help' is not equal to 'the help text' +2008-03-16.txt:14:22:06: this one had the typo in --help +2008-04-12.txt:16:21:47: ehird, there is a gnu tool that can auto generate a man page from --help output +2008-07-06.txt:17:35:46: oggenc --help, anything related to sample rate? +2008-07-25.txt:16:03:25: ah yes your interpreter lacks a --help or such +2008-08-30.txt:20:38:53: tusho: $ ./ccbi --help +2008-09-22.txt:12:54:48: Deewiant, du --help +2008-10-07.txt:17:04:12: ais523, --help seems to indicate -F is broken for all my icks +2008-10-12.txt:08:18:56: !c --help +2008-10-19.txt:16:59:59: ehird: the last 180 being the --help text. +2008-10-19.txt:17:00:26: AnMaster: how long is ls --help +2008-10-19.txt:17:00:37: $ ls --help +2008-10-19.txt:17:01:55: not some funky --help +2008-10-19.txt:17:02:19: I've always preferred --help and such +2008-10-19.txt:17:07:02: --help is sufficient +2008-10-19.txt:17:09:11: AnMaster: BSD. what's your point? My point was that that kind of stuff should be in --help. +2008-10-19.txt:17:09:27: Deewiant, isn't in tsort --help on my linux +2008-10-19.txt:17:09:37: AnMaster: What's your point? My point was that that kind of stuff should be in --help. +2008-10-19.txt:17:09:57: AnMaster: My point was that that kind of stuff ******should***** be in --help. +2008-10-19.txt:17:10:23: Deewiant, I don't want to have to pipe --help into less +2008-10-19.txt:17:11:19: tsort --help | less +2008-10-19.txt:17:11:39: Then have a short --help, and a --help-long. +2008-10-19.txt:17:11:54: --help and --help --verbose +2008-10-19.txt:17:12:44: Deewiant, now I think a good example of how to not do it: nmap --help +2008-10-19.txt:17:13:48: nmap --help is pretty good IMO, could use more whitespace +2008-10-19.txt:17:16:05: Deewiant, anyway yes --help is good, but with too many options it breaks badly +2008-10-19.txt:17:16:18: yes, hence --help --verbose +2008-10-19.txt:17:17:26: In general I guess best would be to have --help have the shortopts in the usual format and at most 20 lines of description of most important options +2008-10-19.txt:17:17:56: so you get erlang shell if you try --help +2008-10-19.txt:17:20:18: that's a good example, but the --help is terrible +2008-10-19.txt:17:20:49: (Använd '-v --help' för att visa kommandoradsflaggor för barnprocesser) +2008-10-19.txt:17:21:15: $ gcc --help -v 2>&1 | wc -l +2008-10-24.txt:20:04:45: I used to follow the same algorithm as ccbi claim(ed?) it uses in --help +2008-10-29.txt:21:34:15: $ ./funge --help +2008-10-29.txt:21:35:23: It has a "-h" flag, not "--help"; but I don't think I've used to get segfault out of it. +2008-10-29.txt:21:47:07: UUNNDDEEFF:: TT aafftteerr MM ppuusshheedd 122 123 ^C <-- nice one from rc/funge on ./funge -Y --help mycology.b98 +2008-10-30.txt:00:09:34: he manages to crash on --help +2008-10-30.txt:00:11:16: oh --help works fine if followed by a program +2008-10-30.txt:00:12:13: $ ./funge -S --help ~/src/cfunge/trunk/mycology/sanity.bf +2008-10-30.txt:00:12:34: $ ./funge --help +2008-10-30.txt:00:15:32: however --help still crashes it +2008-10-30.txt:00:16:57: $2 = 0x7fff674cb91a "--help" +2008-11-05.txt:22:09:34: llvm-ld: Unknown command line argument '-m32'. Try: '/home/arvid/local/llvm/bin/llvm-ld --help' +2008-11-05.txt:22:09:35: llvm-ld: Unknown command line argument '-ggdb'. Try: '/home/arvid/local/llvm/bin/llvm-ld --help' +2008-11-11.txt:06:41:28: -!- optbot changed the topic of #esoteric to: the entire backlog of #esoteric: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric | only --help and --version +2008-11-15.txt:10:20:15: ./funge --help +2008-11-15.txt:10:20:16: zsh: segmentation fault ./funge --help +2008-12-15.txt:16:42:30: zuff, looked at --help and/or --help=recursive +2008-12-15.txt:16:45:10: ./configure --help says LDFLAGS. +2008-12-18.txt:12:12:15: unknown option --gelp - try gplc --help +2009-01-07.txt:18:20:53: mkdir gcc-build; cd gcc-build; ../gcc-source/configure --prefix=$HOME/gcc43 --help +2009-01-11.txt:18:33:48: flexo, is there any -h or --help for pinky? +2009-01-13.txt:17:58:42: `--help' and `--version'. *Note Common options::. +2009-02-12.txt:17:20:56: LC_ALL=fr_FR.utf8 cp --help outputs in French for me; LC_ALL=fr_FR.utf8 git --help doesn't +2009-02-12.txt:17:21:19: % LC_ALL=fr_FR.utf8 cp --help +2009-02-12.txt:17:21:47: $ LC_ALL=fr_FR.utf8 gcc --help +2009-02-12.txt:17:22:03: % LC_ALL=fr_FR.utf8 gcc --help +2009-03-01.txt:00:11:03: Random832: ls --help +2009-03-01.txt:00:11:22: heck, true --help +2009-03-01.txt:00:11:24: echo --help +2009-03-01.txt:00:11:48: (the one place that behavior violates standards is yes --help) +2009-03-01.txt:00:11:54: also, no, echo --help too +2009-03-10.txt:20:04:07: $ yacc --help +2009-03-11.txt:21:55:37: ais523, setarch --help lists more interesting stuff +2009-03-11.txt:22:32:36: % lisppaste 76853 <(setarch --help) +2009-03-14.txt:17:02:21: ehird, from curl --help | grep progress +2009-03-14.txt:17:03:27: just wanted to help you in the future. You know you always tell me to use google so to keep the balance I have to tell you to use --help/man/info/grep/whatever +2009-03-28.txt:20:05:41: ehird: runhaskell Setup.hs configure --help +2009-03-28.txt:20:50:49: Missing filename ("less --help" for help) +2009-03-30.txt:22:27:12: # /bin/echo --help | wc -l +2009-03-30.txt:22:27:36: AnMaster: ) echo --help +2009-03-30.txt:22:27:36: --help +2009-03-30.txt:22:28:07: This GNU time has: Usage: /usr/bin/time [-apvV] [-f format] [-o file] [--append] [--verbose] [--portability] [--format=format] [--output=file] [--version] [--quiet] [--help] command [arg...] +2009-03-30.txt:22:30:49: $ /usr/bin/time --help +2009-03-30.txt:22:30:50: [--help] command [arg...] +2009-03-31.txt:19:31:48: I think I basically checked what ccbi --help or whatever said and did the same +2009-04-04.txt:19:40:22: also looked at rebuild --help +2009-04-05.txt:12:02:23: there is a *doucmented* switch gcc --help=undocumented +2009-04-05.txt:12:09:28: GCC 4.3.2 --help -v supports some 770+ unique options +2009-04-05.txt:14:15:45: (a bit hard to measure, the --help -v output is not that simple to parse) +2009-04-05.txt:14:16:53: there is a *doucmented* switch gcc --help=undocumented +2009-04-05.txt:14:22:31: AnMaster_ipv6: the documentation for --help=undocumented is obviously lying +2009-04-05.txt:14:23:37: ais523, It seems to mean there is no --help text stored for the switch +2009-04-10.txt:22:01:42: ccbi has it in --help or something iirc +2009-04-26.txt:19:01:48: % ./hello-world --help +2009-04-27.txt:18:30:26: % bin/ccbi --help +2009-04-27.txt:18:30:27: zsh: bus error bin/ccbi --help +2009-04-27.txt:18:31:16: Deewiant: So, why does --help segfault? +2009-04-27.txt:18:37:19: "ccbi" prints the same as "ccbi --help", right? +2009-04-27.txt:19:17:48: ldc: Unknown command line argument '-O7'. Try: '/Users/ehird/d/ldc/bin/ldc --help' +2009-04-27.txt:19:17:48: ldc: Unknown command line argument '-O7'. Try: '/Users/ehird/d/ldc/bin/ldc --help' +2009-04-27.txt:19:17:49: ldc: Unknown command line argument '-O7'. Try: '/Users/ehird/d/ldc/bin/ldc --help' +2009-04-27.txt:19:17:51: ldc: Unknown command line argument '-O7'. Try: '/Users/ehird/d/ldc/bin/ldc --help' +2009-04-27.txt:19:41:57: Usage: --help ARGS SOURCE_FILE [BEFUNGE_ARGS...] +2009-05-01.txt:01:47:00: ehird, mount --help +2009-05-02.txt:21:59:33: !sh /usr/sbin/activateCmosToken --help +2009-05-03.txt:23:20:18: !sh nc --help 2>&1 | md5sum +2009-05-03.txt:23:20:24: !sh nc --help 2>&1 +2009-05-03.txt:23:23:40: !sh whoami --help +2009-05-03.txt:23:24:13: !sh id --help +2009-05-07.txt:22:24:12: ehird: pacman -S --help. +2009-05-08.txt:21:57:46: time yaourt --help >/dev/null -> 0.13user 0.38system +2009-05-08.txt:21:59:31: sudo emerge --help 1.29s user 0.16s system 98% cpu 1.463 total +2009-05-08.txt:22:00:23: # time pmerge --help &>/dev/null +2009-05-08.txt:22:00:36: ldc --help-hidden is over three times as long, and outputs in 0.00 seconds. +2009-05-08.txt:22:17:53: AnMaster: Consider reading curl --help. +2009-05-11.txt:20:25:20: try 'rlwrap --help' for more information +2009-05-11.txt:20:27:32: AnMaster: rlwrap --help +2009-05-15.txt:21:58:43: !sh cabal --help +2009-05-22.txt:15:52:08: it was for the --help output function +2009-06-11.txt:20:31:44: [ehird:~] % nginx --help +2009-06-11.txt:20:31:44: 2009/06/11 20:30:19 [emerg] 3086#0: invalid option: "--help" +2009-06-16.txt:08:38:13: why does apt-get --help say "This APT has Super Cow Powers"? +2009-06-20.txt:07:07:25: `mount --help +2009-06-21.txt:02:34:12: `wolfram --help +2009-06-21.txt:02:42:12: /bin/mknod: missing operand after `9' \ Try `/bin/mknod --help' for more information. +2009-06-29.txt:20:29:30: `run apt-get --help +2009-07-22.txt:15:03:37: `fortune --help +2009-07-24.txt:18:44:04: `fetch --help +2009-07-24.txt:18:44:11: GNU Wget 1.11.4, a non-interactive network retriever. Usage: wget [OPTION]... [URL]... Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too. Startup: -V, --version display the version of Wget and exit. -h, --help print this help. -b, --background go to background after startup. -e, --execute=COMMAND execute a `.wgetrc'-style command. Logging and input file: -o, --output-file=FILE +2009-07-27.txt:18:06:48: !sh seq --help +2009-07-28.txt:00:00:57: pikhq: looked at ls --help recently? +2009-07-28.txt:01:23:01: in fact I had to google how. Since I couldn't find it in gdb --help output +2009-08-16.txt:04:45:30: wget: missing URL \ Usage: wget [OPTION]... [URL]... \ \ Try `wget --help' for more options. +2009-08-26.txt:15:44:06: woot, debootstrap --help works +2009-09-05.txt:18:40:24: ./rcfunge --help +2009-09-12.txt:10:24:55: ./configure --help is typically about 20 seconds +2009-09-21.txt:17:16:00: apt-cache search --help isn't useful either +2009-09-24.txt:21:33:50: Erm. The wikipedia page does. <-- yeah wikipedia is defined as being true. So ./configure --help is LYING +2009-10-31.txt:20:32:56: $ slock --help +2009-10-31.txt:21:42:39: $ slock --help +2009-11-02.txt:09:51:08: ld --help +2009-11-12.txt:22:56:06: I've clocked ./configure --help taking longer on Windows than the whole ./configure on Linux, on the same machine. +2009-11-14.txt:20:11:25: e.g. --help output often uses 8-space tabs +2009-11-14.txt:20:11:35: ais523, --help uses spaces in my experience +2009-11-15.txt:16:01:59: 12:11:25 e.g. --help output often uses 8-space tabs +2009-11-15.txt:22:33:54: One need only run ./hello +RTS --help. +2009-11-27.txt:19:45:15: $ clang --help +2009-12-21.txt:20:55:25: Run --help +2010-01-12.txt:21:49:08: !sh interps/lazyk/lazy --help | tr $' +' ' ' +2010-01-14.txt:20:33:12: not in man page or --help at least +2010-01-14.txt:20:36:00: coppro, is it in --help for you? +2010-02-16.txt:14:57:47: !sh rm --help +2010-03-16.txt:01:23:37: cc --help +2010-04-06.txt:17:29:06: $ lzma --help +2010-05-01.txt:21:07:18: hiato, the data dump I got was 552MB, and that was just for ./program --help +2010-05-02.txt:18:38:02: pikhq, and objdump --help says x86-64 should work +2010-05-28.txt:20:33:32: `run define --help +2010-05-28.txt:20:33:40: `run define --help 2>&1 +2010-06-11.txt:18:10:41: --help +2010-07-03.txt:17:32:50: Run your ./donothing +RTS --help and see what you've got +2010-08-28.txt:16:00:55: so just pass it --help +2010-08-28.txt:16:11:13: try ./configure --help +2010-09-06.txt:21:08:13: wget: missing URL \ Usage: wget [OPTION]... [URL]... \ \ Try `wget --help' for more options. +2010-09-06.txt:21:56:59: /bin/tar: You must specify one of the `-Acdtrux' or `--test-label' options \ Try `/bin/tar --help' or `/bin/tar --usage' for more information. \ /bin/cat: write error: Broken pipe +2010-09-12.txt:04:56:02: /usr/bin/factor: invalid option -- '6' \ Try `/usr/bin/factor --help' for more information. +2010-09-27.txt:17:49:25: "Try the following options if you want more information: foo --help, foo -h, foo -?, info foo, whatis foo, apropos foo, dpkg --listfiles foo, dpkg --search foo, locate '*foo*', find / -name '*foo*'" -- I like how it gets more and more desperate +2010-10-21.txt:16:53:23: Dear debootstrap: "debootstrap lenny --help" does NOT mean "create a directory called --help". +2010-10-22.txt:22:41:53: cpressey: hmm, how would you summarise -e prog in --help? :P +2010-10-22.txt:22:43:15: Phantom_Hoover: have you ever used --help? +2010-10-22.txt:22:43:44: [[[phantomhoover@phantomhoover-laptop:~]$ dc --help (10-22 22:43) +2010-10-26.txt:06:28:57: nc --help does not +2010-10-28.txt:20:38:43: I could sprunge objump --help now, but I won't. +2010-10-28.txt:20:39:07: I could sprunge objump --help now, but I won't. <-- I know it, could be better, but nothing majorly wrong +2010-10-28.txt:20:42:58: elliott, --help and see -M +2010-10-28.txt:20:43:04: Vorpal: i used --help. +2010-11-07.txt:00:47:32: pikhq: Spot the bug: if '--help' or '-h' in configure_args: +2010-11-07.txt:00:49:44: One would assume it could also do its equivalent of ('--help' | '-h') in configure_args. +2010-11-07.txt:00:52:59: elliott: Well, fortunately "if any(x in configure_args for x in ('--help', '-h')):" is oh-so-elegant also. +2010-11-07.txt:00:53:12: if '--help' in configure_args or '-h' in configure_args: +2010-11-07.txt:01:53:52: pikhq: When I support non-autoconf builds, that'll instead be make arguments. And indeed, --help will probably cat INSTALL; failing that, README. +2010-11-07.txt:05:38:54: ais523: ugh, --help doesn't even work +2010-11-09.txt:22:28:49: Phantom_Hoover: it responds to --help and --version. it is some 50 lines long +2010-11-09.txt:22:32:04: It's important to get translations and --help --version working properly there. +2010-11-09.txt:22:32:23: Phantom_Hoover: $(which true) --help +2010-11-09.txt:22:59:41: Phantom_Hoover: "online help" is arcanejargon for "--help", btw. +2010-11-09.txt:23:00:12: gnu factor doesn't even have any flags other than --help and --version +2010-11-10.txt:00:35:05: │ when --help is called. │ +2010-11-27.txt:04:17:56: unlike the GNU implementation of true(1) and false(1), clear seems to not have --help or --version +2010-11-27.txt:04:18:23: Why should a implementation of true(1) false(1) need --help or --version or anything else? +2010-12-01.txt:20:01:09: (Take a look at "busybox ls --help" sometime.) +2010-12-05.txt:00:38:46: Faster if it didn't respond to --help and --version! +2010-12-20.txt:22:30:23: elliott: make --help or man make? +2011-01-10.txt:10:53:06: fizzie, also how comes that part of the --help output is localised to Swedish? +2011-02-08.txt:23:36:07: $ ./Main --help +2011-02-08.txt:23:36:07: Main: --help: openFile: does not exist (No such file or directory) +2011-04-16.txt:22:14:47: libtool: Try `libtool --help' for more information. +2011-04-16.txt:23:04:28: elliott, oh and tell the self-extracting .sh --help, and it will tell you how to direct it to unpack in a good place +2011-04-17.txt:14:15:14: Phantom_Hoover, then you need some ia32-libs on ubuntu. To extract the update you need to run it as ./update.sh --help to find option to extract to a specific dir, then copy (but do not overwrite) the data file from the iso into the lib dir in the extracted area. +2011-04-17.txt:19:00:16: elliott, as I said to Phantom_Hoover before, get the patch and extract it. (./update.sh --help to see how to know where to place it) Then copy the missing data files from linux/uplink.zip on the bin/cue image to the lib. dir of it +2011-04-17.txt:19:19:02: elliott, as I said to Phantom_Hoover before, get the patch and extract it. (./update.sh --help to see how to know where to place it) Then copy the missing data files from linux/uplink.zip on the bin/cue image to the lib. dir of it +2011-04-25.txt:14:56:32: Running ./configure --help in MSYS takes a minute +2011-05-10.txt:20:45:34: ./configure --help can take several minutes. +2011-05-28.txt:23:08:33: `wget --help +2011-05-28.txt:23:08:35: ​GNU Wget 1.11.4, a non-interactive network retriever. \ Usage: wget [OPTION]... [URL]... \ \ Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too. \ \ Startup: \ -V, --version display the version of Wget and exit. \ -h, --help print this help. \ -b, --background go to +2011-05-28.txt:23:08:59: `fetch --help +2011-05-28.txt:23:09:49: GNU Wget 1.11.4, a non-interactive network retriever. Usage: wget [OPTION]... [URL]... Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too. Startup: -V, --version display the version of Wget and exit. -h, --help print this help. -b, --background go to background after startup. -e, --execute=COMMAND execute a `.wgetrc'-style command. Logging and input file: -o, --output-file=FILE log message +2011-06-04.txt:21:10:00: cheater_, BtW, try true --version and --help, if your shell doesn't alias it. +2011-06-15.txt:02:28:58: Try --help for command line options +2011-06-27.txt:13:16:16: For details on correct flags pass --help +2011-07-20.txt:05:49:53: "The GNU version is best. none of the other's implement --help to print the program's usage, including specifics on the (also not implemented) -E and -e options, which are useful depending on how your script uses echo. Also, vs the SYS V and other older versions, this version of echo doesn't require a shell to properly handle escape sequences or quotes. It also properly detects and uses locales and characters sets. The FreeBSD version does almost +2011-08-02.txt:02:46:16: cabal: unrecognised command: intsall (try --help) +2011-08-12.txt:22:12:04: rm: missing operand. \ Try `rm --help' for more information.. +2011-08-13.txt:22:00:14: ---help--- +2011-08-14.txt:16:55:23: Deewiant: Guess what GetOpt can't handle nicely, that's right, things like --help and --version +2011-08-19.txt:13:23:57: `wl --help +2011-08-19.txt:13:57:28: ghc: no input files \ Usage: For basic information, try the `--help' option. +2011-08-19.txt:17:18:51: ghc: no input files \ Usage: For basic information, try the `--help' option. +2011-08-19.txt:23:49:51: Try --help for command line options +2011-08-21.txt:04:58:57: --help?! What's this nonsense! +2011-08-21.txt:18:41:39: $ ./rezzo --help +2011-08-21.txt:18:41:39: --help?! What's this nonsense! +2011-09-01.txt:03:31:37: ghc: on the commandline: cannot use `--interactive' with `-e' \ Usage: For basic information, try the `--help' option. +2011-09-02.txt:00:20:04: I think --wait just wasn't listed in --help, or I didn't see it +2011-09-14.txt:22:53:21: mv: missing destination file operand after `/hackenv/bin/forget /hackenv/bin/forget_' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. +2011-09-14.txt:23:05:20: mv: missing destination file operand after `wisdom/hackego, wisdom/hackego' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. +2011-09-14.txt:23:26:14: `forget --help +2011-09-14.txt:23:26:16: rm: cannot remove `wisdom/--help': No such file or directory \ Forget what? +2011-09-14.txt:23:54:15: Usage: chsh [options] [LOGIN] \ \ Options: \ -h, --help display this help message and exit \ -s, --shell SHELL new login shell for the user account \ +2011-09-15.txt:00:03:57: rm: invalid option -- \ Try `rm --help' for more information. +2011-09-15.txt:04:04:21: ghc: no input files \ Usage: For basic information, try the `--help' option. +2011-09-15.txt:04:28:07: `shred --help +2011-09-16.txt:20:58:35: CCBI :: unexpected argument 'R'. Use '--help' for help. +2011-09-16.txt:20:58:35: CCBI :: unexpected argument 'T'. Use '--help' for help. +2011-09-16.txt:20:58:35: CCBI :: unexpected argument 'U'. Use '--help' for help. +2011-09-23.txt:12:50:23: mv: missing destination file operand after `wacro_egobot.pl bin/wacro' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. +2011-09-23.txt:12:57:06: mv: missing destination file operand after `wacro_egobot.pl bin/wacro' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. +2011-09-24.txt:18:18:04: [--help] COMMAND [ARGS] +2011-09-24.txt:20:35:23: diff --help | grep git turns up nothing here +2011-09-25.txt:15:23:41: gzip: invalid option -- \ Try `gzip --help' for more information. +2011-09-25.txt:15:24:18: gzip: invalid option -- \ Try `gzip --help' for more information. +2011-09-25.txt:15:25:31: tar: invalid option -- e \ Try `tar --help' or `tar --usage' for more information. +2011-09-25.txt:15:25:36: tar: invalid option -- \ Try `tar --help' or `tar --usage' for more information. +2011-09-25.txt:20:23:55: mv: missing destination file operand after `bin/wacro bin/word' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. +2011-10-02.txt:12:24:42: cabal: unrecognised command: shadow (try --help) +2011-10-03.txt:00:30:57: rm: invalid option -- \ Try `rm --help' for more information. +2011-10-03.txt:00:36:19: mkdir: invalid option -- \ Try `mkdir --help' for more information. +2011-10-03.txt:00:40:46: ls: invalid option -- \ Try `ls --help' for more information. +2011-10-03.txt:00:51:13: mv: missing destination file operand after `units bin' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. +2011-10-05.txt:07:47:49: git: 'gui' is not a git command. See 'git --help'. +2011-10-07.txt:17:34:38: `run /bin/echo --help +2011-10-07.txt:17:34:41: Usage: /bin/echo [OPTION]... [STRING]... \ Echo the STRING(s) to standard output. \ \ -n do not output the trailing newline \ -e enable interpretation of backslash escapes \ -E disable interpretation of backslash escapes (default) \ --help display this help and exit +2011-10-07.txt:17:35:37: I'm not exactly sure how you are meant to echo "--help" with the coreutils echo. +2011-10-07.txt:17:35:46: `run echo -- --help +2011-10-07.txt:17:35:48: ​-- --help +2011-10-07.txt:17:35:50: `run /bin/echo -- --help +2011-10-07.txt:17:35:52: ​-- --help +2011-10-07.txt:17:35:57: `run /bin/echo --help +2011-10-07.txt:17:36:00: Usage: /bin/echo [OPTION]... [STRING]... \ Echo the STRING(s) to standard output. \ \ -n do not output the trailing newline \ -e enable interpretation of backslash escapes \ -E disable interpretation of backslash escapes (default) \ --help display this help and exit +2011-10-07.txt:17:36:23: `run /bin/echo -E --help +2011-10-07.txt:17:36:25: ​--help +2011-10-14.txt:03:26:21: ghc: no input files \ Usage: For basic information, try the `--help' option. +2011-10-14.txt:09:13:01: Try `gtar --help' or `gtar --usage' for more information. +2011-10-28.txt:19:02:37: run('perl', './' + configure, '--help') +2011-10-28.txt:19:10:42: you can pass it --help +2011-11-02.txt:23:59:28: cut: the delimiter must be a single character \ Try `cut --help' for more information. \ *poof* +2011-11-03.txt:00:01:00: cut: the delimiter must be a single character \ Try `cut --help' for more information. +2011-11-04.txt:10:16:48: elliott_: "true --help" doesn't print anything +2011-11-04.txt:10:17:00: $ /bin/true --help +2011-11-04.txt:10:17:03: `run true --help +2011-11-04.txt:10:17:06: [elliott@dinky weboflies]$ /bin/true --help +2011-11-04.txt:10:17:06: --help display this help and exit +2011-11-17.txt:21:20:27: chmod: missing operand after `+x bin/welcome' \ Try `chmod --help' for more information. +2011-11-18.txt:23:58:38: `run paste --help +2011-11-19.txt:00:10:18: `tree --help +2011-11-19.txt:00:10:20: usage: tree [-adfghilnpqrstuvxACDFNS] [-H baseHREF] [-T title ] [-L level [-R]] \.[-P pattern] [-I pattern] [-o filename] [--version] [--help] [--inodes] \.[--device] [--noreport] [--nolinks] [--dirsfirst] [--charset charset] \..[--filelimit #] [] \ -a. All files are listed. \ -d. List directories only. \.-l. Follow symbolic links like directories. +2011-11-19.txt:00:10:32: `run tree --help | paste +2011-11-19.txt:00:10:34: usage: tree [-adfghilnpqrstuvxACDFNS] [-H baseHREF] [-T title ] [-L level [-R]] \.[-P pattern] [-I pattern] [-o filename] [--version] [--help] [--inodes] \.[--device] [--noreport] [--nolinks] [--dirsfirst] [--charset charset] \..[--filelimit #] [] \ -a. All files are listed. \ -d. List directories only. \.-l. Follow symbolic links like directories. +2011-11-19.txt:00:10:38: `run tree --help 2>&1 | paste +2011-11-24.txt:22:08:43: rm: invalid option -- ' ' \ Try `rm --help' for more information. +2011-11-24.txt:22:11:24: rm: invalid option -- ' ' \ Try `rm --help' for more information. +2011-12-02.txt:14:06:38: `run festival --help +2011-12-04.txt:21:59:52: ln: invalid option -- ' ' \ Try `ln --help' for more information. +2011-12-17.txt:00:38:31: !haskell --help +2011-12-20.txt:09:34:04: cp: missing destination file operand after `bin/log bin/pastlog' \ Try `cp --help' for more information. +2011-12-23.txt:09:03:44: mv: missing destination file operand after `chmod +x words.pl && mv words.pl bin/words' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. +2011-12-23.txt:09:04:14: mv: missing destination file operand after `Data share/WordData' \ Try `mv --help' for more information. +2011-12-23.txt:09:04:24: `words --help +2011-12-23.txt:09:25:40: `run --help +2011-12-23.txt:09:25:44: bash: --: invalid option \ Usage:.bash [GNU long option] [option] ... \.bash [GNU long option] [option] script-file ... \ GNU long options: \.--debug \.--debugger \.--dump-po-strings \.--dump-strings \.--help \.--init-file \.--login \.--noediting \.--noprofile \.--norc \.--posix \.--protected \.--rcfile \.--restricted \.--verbose \.--version diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.12212 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.12212 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +2011-08-19.txt:05:58:16: `addquote That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +2011-08-19.txt:05:58:17: 600) That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +2011-09-15.txt:13:37:41: 600) That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +2011-09-15.txt:13:43:23: 600) That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.12263 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.12263 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +2012-02-12.txt:21:42:25: hi +2012-02-12.txt:21:45:16: im not clickin any links diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.12709 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.12709 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +#!/bin/sh +topic=$(echo "$1" | tr A-Z a-z) +[ -e "wisdom/$topic" ] || { echo "$1? ¯\(°_o)/¯"; exit 1; } +cat "wisdom/$topic" + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.12772 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.12772 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +2011-01-09.txt:02:09:03: elliott: I changed it to 1000 in case quicksort actually happened to need more than 10 levels of function calls. +2011-01-20.txt:19:01:26: any language but my own";) and used the CAL-1000 to develop the more robust CAL-1001, entirely in English. The CAL-1001, in turn, was used to produce the more capable CAL-1002, again in English, and so forth, all the way up to the fully functional CAL-3037, which we released as a commercial product. It's successor, the CAL-3040, is currently in testing.]]] +2011-12-14.txt:19:01:18: `log elliott.*1000.*c.*function +2011-12-14.txt:19:01:30: 2011-01-20.txt:19:01:26: any language but my own";) and used the CAL-1000 to develop the more robust CAL-1001, entirely in English. The CAL-1001, in turn, was used to produce the more capable CAL-1002, again in English, and so forth, all the way up to the fully functional CAL-3037, which we released as a commercial product. It's successor, the CAL-3040, is currently in testing.]]] +2011-12-14.txt:19:01:40: `pastelogs elliott.*1000.*c.*function diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.13236 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.13236 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +2011-06-06.txt:23:21:23: > ZipList [1,2,3] +2011-06-06.txt:23:24:40: > getZipList $ ZipList [1,2,3] >>= + -> ZipList [4,5,6] +2011-06-06.txt:23:27:16: > getZipList (pure (const 1) <*> pure undefined) +2011-09-20.txt:02:37:07: > let ZipList l >>_ f = ZipList . diag . scanl1 (zipWith (const id)) $ map f l where diag ((x:xs):xss) = x:diag (map (drop 1) xss); diag _ = [] in ZipList [1,2,3] >>_ flip replicateM "abcd" +2011-09-20.txt:02:37:45: > let ZipList l >>+ f = ZipList . diag . scanl1 (zipWith (const id)) $ map f l where diag ((x:xs):xss) = x:diag (map (drop 1) xss); diag _ = [] in ZipList [1,2,3] >>+ ZipList . flip replicateM "abcd" +2011-09-20.txt:02:38:20: > let infixl 1 >>+; ZipList l >>+ f = ZipList . diag . scanl1 (zipWith (const id)) $ map f l where diag ((x:xs):xss) = x:diag (map (drop 1) xss); diag _ = [] in ZipList [1,2,3] >>+ ZipList . flip replicateM "abcd" +2011-09-20.txt:02:41:15: > let infixl 1 >>+; ZipList l >>+ f = ZipList . diag . scanl1 (zipWith (const id)) $ map (getZipList . f) l where diag ((x:xs):xss) = x:diag (map (drop 1) xss); diag _ = [] in ZipList [1,2,3] >>+ ZipList . flip replicateM "abcd" +2011-09-20.txt:02:41:31: > ZipList [1,2] +2011-09-20.txt:02:41:45: > let infixl 1 >>+; ZipList l >>+ f = ZipList . diag . scanl1 (zipWith (const id)) $ map (getZipList . f) l where diag ((x:xs):xss) = x:diag (map (drop 1) xss); diag _ = [] in getZipList $ ZipList [1,2,3] >>+ ZipList . flip replicateM "abcd" +2011-09-20.txt:02:42:26: > let infixl 1 >>+; ZipList l >>+ f = ZipList . diag . scanl1 (zipWith (const id)) $ map (getZipList . f) l where diag ((x:xs):xss) = x:diag (map (drop 1) xss); diag _ = [] in getZipList $ ZipList [1,2,3] >>+ ZipList . flip replicate "abcd" +2011-09-20.txt:02:44:08: > let infixl 1 >>+; ZipList l >>+ f = ZipList . diag . scanl1 (zipWith (const id)) $ map (getZipList . f) l where diag ((x:xs):xss) = x:diag (map (drop 1) xss); diag _ = [] in getZipList $ ZipList [1,2,3] >>+ ZipList . flip take "abcd" +2011-09-20.txt:02:44:22: > let infixl 1 >>+; ZipList l >>+ f = ZipList . diag . scanl1 (zipWith (const id)) $ map (getZipList . f) l where diag ((x:xs):xss) = x:diag (map (drop 1) xss); diag _ = [] in getZipList $ ZipList [3,2,1] >>+ ZipList . flip take "abcd" +2011-09-20.txt:02:51:56: > let infixl 1 >>+; ZipList l >>+ f = ZipList . diag . scanl1 (zipWith (const id)) $ map (getZipList . f) l where diag ((x:xs):xss) = x:diag (map (drop 1) xss); diag _ = [] in getZipList $ ZipList [3,2,1] >>+ ZipList . flip take "abcd" +2011-11-30.txt:09:30:45: > getZipList . zjoin . ZipList . map ZipList $ [[1,2,3],[4,5],[6,7,8,9]] +2011-12-17.txt:05:03:20: > getZipList (zjoin (ZipList [ZipList [], ZipList [1]])) -- how does this manage to break lambdabot +2011-12-29.txt:05:39:13: `pastelogs oerjan> >.*ZipList diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.13446 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.13446 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2009-03-21.txt:19:07:11: hey, anyone know how to make `login` not display the Last login: bullshit +2010-09-18.txt:00:44:14: 2010-09-17 21:30:52 (95.5 KB/s) - `logs.db' saved [248597504/248597504] +2010-10-28.txt:21:30:40: By default, `su' does not change the current directory. It sets the environment variables `HOME' and `SHELL' from the password entry for USER, and if USER is not the super-user, sets `USER' and `LOGNAME' to USER. By default, the shell is not a login shell. +2011-08-17.txt:00:06:00: programs that need it, such as `login' and `su', have already been written. +2011-09-13.txt:17:28:49: `log hello +2011-09-13.txt:17:29:44: chmod: cannot access `log': No such file or directory +2011-09-13.txt:17:29:56: `log fuck +2011-09-13.txt:17:33:05: `log test +2011-09-13.txt:17:33:55: `log +2011-09-13.txt:17:34:01: `log +2011-09-13.txt:17:34:08: `log This is Haskell, we +2011-09-13.txt:17:34:47: `log denotational semantics +2011-09-13.txt:17:35:14: `log biscuit +2011-09-13.txt:17:35:26: `log `log +2011-09-13.txt:17:35:29: 2011-09-13.txt:17:28:49: `log hello +2011-09-13.txt:17:35:37: `log `log `log +2011-09-13.txt:17:35:40: 2011-09-13.txt:17:35:26: `log `log +2011-09-13.txt:17:35:45: `log the +2011-09-13.txt:17:38:57: `log `log `log `log `log `log +2011-09-13.txt:17:39:00: 2011-09-13.txt:17:38:57: `log `log `log `log `log `log +2011-09-13.txt:17:43:10: `logs [aeiou]{20} +2011-09-13.txt:17:43:17: `log [aeiou]{20} +2011-09-13.txt:17:43:30: `log [aeiou]{30} +2011-09-13.txt:17:43:41: `log [aeiou]{40} +2011-09-13.txt:17:44:04: `log [f]{40} +2011-09-13.txt:17:44:16: `log [f]{50} +2011-09-13.txt:17:44:21: `log f{7}u{12} +2011-09-13.txt:17:44:38: `log [^f]f{7}u{12}[^u] +2011-09-13.txt:17:48:53: `log x{12} +2011-09-13.txt:17:50:10: `log FURscript +2011-09-13.txt:17:50:14: `log Esme +2011-09-13.txt:17:50:54: `log shameful +2011-09-13.txt:17:51:02: `log +2011-09-13.txt:17:51:07: `log '^(\d):::' +2011-09-13.txt:17:51:10: So `log just gives a random line :P +2011-09-13.txt:17:51:21: `log 19:41 +2011-09-13.txt:17:52:37: `log patse +2011-09-13.txt:17:52:37: `log 19:53:.. +2011-09-13.txt:17:52:52: `logurl 2010-12-04.txt +2011-09-13.txt:17:53:12: `log help +2011-09-13.txt:17:54:31: `logurl 2009-12-05.txt:21:18:37: +2011-09-13.txt:17:55:35: `logurl 2009-12-05.txt:21:18:37: +2011-09-13.txt:17:59:20: `log [aeiou]{90} +2011-09-13.txt:17:59:33: `logurl 2010-07-04.txt:16:05:45: +2011-09-13.txt:17:59:52: `log [aieouy]{140} +2011-09-13.txt:18:00:21: `logurl 2009-09-12.txt:17:51:06: +2011-09-13.txt:18:01:18: `log (.){100} +2011-09-13.txt:18:01:19: `log (fuck\s*){3} +2011-09-13.txt:18:01:28: `log (fuck\S*){3} +2011-09-13.txt:18:01:42: `log (fuck\S*){9} +2011-09-13.txt:18:01:49: `log (fuck\w*){3} +2011-09-13.txt:18:01:56: `log (fuck\s*){3} +2011-09-13.txt:18:02:22: `log (fuck\s+){3} +2011-09-13.txt:18:02:34: `log (fuck *){3} +2011-09-13.txt:18:02:43: `log (fuck *){25} +2011-09-13.txt:18:02:51: `log (fuck *){15} +2011-09-13.txt:18:03:33: `log I'm a blah de blah always been the blah which haven't you always said which blah is +2011-09-13.txt:18:03:37: 2011-09-13.txt:18:03:33: `log I'm a blah de blah always been the blah which haven't you always said which blah is +2011-09-13.txt:18:04:16: `log +2011-09-13.txt:18:04:34: `log +2011-09-13.txt:18:04:44: `log +2011-09-13.txt:18:04:49: `log I think I'll just use `log as the world's worst `echo from now on. +2011-09-13.txt:18:04:53: 2011-09-13.txt:18:04:49: `log I think I'll just use `log as the world's worst `echo from now on. +2011-09-13.txt:18:04:58: `logurl 2008-03-08.txt:17:49:49: +2011-09-13.txt:18:05:18: `log pong +2011-09-13.txt:18:05:31: `log `log +2011-09-13.txt:18:05:35: 2011-09-13.txt:18:04:16: `log +2011-09-13.txt:18:05:46: `log 00:00:00: +2011-09-13.txt:18:06:13: `log slightly as his ears, +2011-09-13.txt:18:06:42: `log slight as his ears, +2011-09-13.txt:18:06:45: 2011-09-13.txt:18:06:42: `log slight as his ears, +2011-09-13.txt:18:06:45: `log slightly as his ears, +2011-09-13.txt:18:07:25: `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:07:49: `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:08:07: `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:08:27: soon enough you'll get `log Bjorn in your `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:08:55: `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:09:15: `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:10:36: `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:11:32: `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:12:24: `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:12:27: 2011-09-13.txt:18:12:24: `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:12:35: `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:12:44: `log Bjorn +2011-09-13.txt:18:16:31: `log `quote +2011-09-13.txt:18:16:56: `log outercal +2011-09-13.txt:18:16:59: 2011-09-13.txt:18:16:56: `log outercal +2011-09-13.txt:18:19:02: `log esolangs\.org/ +2011-09-13.txt:18:19:20: `log esolangs\.org/ +2011-09-13.txt:18:29:35: `log sgeo +2011-09-13.txt:18:29:50: `log itidus20 +2011-09-13.txt:18:30:12: `log zzo +2011-09-13.txt:18:30:31: `log verily|betwixt +2011-09-13.txt:18:30:43: `log betwixt +2011-09-13.txt:18:31:07: `log betwixt +2011-09-13.txt:18:31:14: `log channel +2011-09-13.txt:18:31:17: `log betwixt +2011-09-13.txt:18:33:30: `log log +2011-09-13.txt:18:33:43: `log nomic +2011-09-13.txt:18:33:56: `log nomic +2011-09-13.txt:18:34:55: `log hexham +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:16: `log olsner +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:26: `log book +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:31: `log itidus +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:31: `log hexham +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:50: `log hexham +2011-09-13.txt:18:36:09: `log inspirational +2011-09-13.txt:18:36:18: `log fungot +2011-09-13.txt:18:37:03: `log twin +2011-09-13.txt:18:37:10: `logurl 2009-03-10.txt:14:18:38: +2011-09-13.txt:18:37:13: `logurl 2011-07-16.txt:22:00:56: +2011-09-13.txt:18:37:44: `log elliott +2011-09-13.txt:18:37:56: heh, my reaction to that `log fungot was "who put Underload in fungot's markoviser?" +2011-09-13.txt:18:38:09: `log ais523 +2011-09-13.txt:18:38:29: `log ais523 +2011-09-13.txt:18:38:36: `log kittens +2011-09-13.txt:18:38:46: `log rabbits +2011-09-13.txt:18:38:53: `log zruty +2011-09-13.txt:18:38:57: 2011-09-13.txt:18:38:53: `log zruty +2011-09-13.txt:18:39:23: `log is now unnecessary; remove it. +2011-09-13.txt:18:39:26: 2011-09-13.txt:18:39:23: `log is now unnecessary; remove it. +2011-09-13.txt:18:39:47: `logurl 2010-11-08.txt:19:46:10: +2011-09-13.txt:18:39:56: `log rabbit +2011-09-13.txt:18:40:11: `log meme +2011-09-13.txt:18:40:18: `log PSOX +2011-09-13.txt:18:40:24: `log feather +2011-09-13.txt:18:40:54: `log 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+2011-09-14.txt:01:40:36: also `log +2011-09-14.txt:01:40:36: `log +2011-09-14.txt:01:40:41: `log +2011-09-14.txt:01:42:58: `log dangerously +2011-09-14.txt:17:44:00: `log monad +2011-09-14.txt:17:46:13: `log monad +2011-09-14.txt:17:48:04: `log monad +2011-09-14.txt:17:48:11: `log monad +2011-09-14.txt:17:48:23: `log monad +2011-09-14.txt:17:48:30: `log monad +2011-09-14.txt:22:13:30: `log is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function +2011-09-14.txt:22:13:33: 2011-09-14.txt:22:13:30: `log is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function +2011-09-14.txt:22:13:37: `log is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function +2011-09-14.txt:22:13:40: 2011-09-14.txt:22:13:33: 2011-09-14.txt:22:13:30: `log is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function +2011-09-14.txt:22:13:45: `log is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can 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However, rather than debate the definition of a "functional programming language," we will allow submitted programs to be written in any language whatsoever. Mixing languages is entirely acceptable; perhaps you will write in O'Caml and Haskell, with a Tcl script to do the gluing. +2004-01-26.txt:23:50:23: * Taaus-dvorak has moved on to Haskell these days. +2004-02-11.txt:00:15:20: oh, apparently I've written a semi-working (no 'g' or 'p') interpreter in 31 lines of haskell. +2004-04-18.txt:14:08:13: -!- shapr has quit ("fixing haskell-mode, brb"). +2004-04-30.txt:07:47:16: I think it was something like, the text listed programming languages (C, Scheme, Haskell, Brainfudge[1]) +2004-10-01.txt:04:05:41: shapr: it's not like Haskell is in any danger... +2004-10-01.txt:04:06:15: wasn't talking about Haskell +2004-12-14.txt:06:52:46: why can't you shoot self in foot with python or haskell? +2004-12-25.txt:14:09:23: That's what I did with FORTRAN and Forth. And Haskell. +2005-06-02.txt:20:34:35: it's inspired by bf and haskell +2005-07-18.txt:18:02:20: it's my 2nd functional programming language (the first one was haskell and i used it only for a day) +2005-07-26.txt:07:13:31: it's written in haskell, I compiled it using ghc, usage is bf2c < brainfuck-source > c-source. no options. +2005-08-04.txt:19:59:45: but i was thinking more like haskell-style +2005-08-05.txt:20:07:21: hmm. maybe we should use \ for lambda like the Haskell folks. +2005-08-12.txt:22:34:09: there's people who speak swedish in #haskell, you could ask them :) +2005-08-27.txt:20:21:05: what about unlambda (or haskell?) no instruction takes multiple operands :) +2005-09-09.txt:16:50:42: * grim_ prefers haskell +2005-09-09.txt:16:50:57: haskell is a nice language too +2005-09-09.txt:16:51:51: haskell suxx +2005-09-09.txt:16:52:14: nooga: writing webframeworks in haskell sucks +2005-09-09.txt:16:52:20: all i know about haskell is that it's an old, academic language ;p +2005-09-09.txt:16:53:22: haskell has some pretty cool things.. like generating a list of ALL prime numbers and print the first 10 +2005-09-09.txt:16:53:32: that was my first usefull haskell program +2005-09-09.txt:16:55:14: one of my first haskell programs: http://rafb.net/paste/results/TzQvS266.html +2005-09-24.txt:16:11:42: haskell is a funny language +2005-10-23.txt:21:01:23: right now i'm learning haskell. +2005-10-23.txt:21:01:30: haskell is a fun language +2005-10-23.txt:21:05:08: haskell is amazing :) +2005-10-28.txt:04:02:21: at least, python is what i actually write stuff in. Haskell, Smalltalk or whatever is what i would use if i were smarter. +2005-10-28.txt:04:03:09: *crosses himself* You shouldn't mention the term 'Haskell'. Just refer to it as the 'Scottish language'. Don't you know that it is evil? That it is cursed?!?!? :-) +2005-10-28.txt:04:04:19: anyway, in haskell anything can be an operator +2005-10-28.txt:04:06:31: yeah but ocaml is like haskell for dummies. +2005-10-28.txt:04:07:46: I once took a class on 'practical functional programming'. We were allowed to choose our own language for the course. Only one person was brave enough to pick Haskell. He showed us his code once and all our eyes bugged out. +2005-10-28.txt:04:08:43: Haskell is pretty esoteric <3 +2005-10-28.txt:04:09:29: Haskell is a great language though. +2005-10-28.txt:04:10:00: scheme and haskell are both conceptually pretty, but scheme is ugly in practice +2005-11-01.txt:03:35:57: Actually, that article reminds me of Haskell. +2005-11-06.txt:16:14:56: compare to Haskell: +2005-11-10.txt:22:26:11: I just set up Haskell to do SKI-combinator calculus. +2005-11-11.txt:01:50:59: Eh, infinite types in Haskell. Can it be done? +2005-11-12.txt:03:29:02: I suddenly want to write a Haskell-to-Lazy K compiler. +2005-11-12.txt:03:30:52: It'd probably be done in an imperative language until I get Haskell down. +2005-11-22.txt:00:20:28: Well, I'm writing one in Haskell... +2005-11-22.txt:01:19:07: Is there any Haskell builtin to test whether a list contains a specified value? +2005-11-23.txt:20:58:52: Haskell? +2005-11-23.txt:21:00:29: is haskell free software? not seeing a debian package for it +2005-11-23.txt:21:07:00: calamari: apt-cache search haskell finds 69 packages +2005-11-23.txt:21:07:44: lindi-: weird.. must be Ubuntu then.. I have all sorts of haskell docs and things, but no haskell itself +2005-11-23.txt:21:07:59: haskell is a language +2005-11-23.txt:21:08:21: ghaskell? :P +2005-11-23.txt:21:08:34: Haskell -> Lazy K? +2005-11-23.txt:21:08:35: ghc-cvs - GHC - the Glasgow Haskell Compilation system ? +2005-11-25.txt:20:21:59: I'm slowly converting Haskell's getLine function into Lazy K. +2005-11-25.txt:22:23:42: haskell? +2005-11-25.txt:22:24:25: lazy evaluation is funny.. i wrote a haskell code to generate a list with ALL primes in it... +2005-11-25.txt:22:25:52: i told haskell to print the list AFTER generating them... you can't do that without lazy evaluation +2005-11-26.txt:00:46:58: Ook! I just realized Haskell's imperative composition thingamajig is "tricky". Then again, maybe not. +2005-11-26.txt:00:58:13: Yep. I think Haskell's "imperatives" aren't compatible with those of Lazy K. +2005-11-26.txt:15:58:49: I decided once again that Haskell's IO types are not compatible with Lazy K programs. +2005-11-26.txt:18:50:43: I translated that pi program.. it was originally Haskell, someone converted it to Ruby, then I converted it to Python and finally to Linguine +2005-11-27.txt:13:26:51: haskell too +2005-11-28.txt:15:38:30: How about imperative, a la Haskell? +2005-11-28.txt:15:38:52: haskell is a stack-based imperative language +2005-11-28.txt:15:39:06: haskell isn't stack based +2005-11-28.txt:15:39:09: and haskell is functinal +2005-11-28.txt:15:39:23: Haskell's do notation looks imperative :-) +2005-11-28.txt:15:39:38: a haskell code +2005-11-28.txt:15:41:21: is a reversed haskell code. +2005-11-28.txt:15:41:47: Gs30ng: haskell uses currifizing arguments that's why it looks like stack based but it isn't +2005-11-28.txt:15:43:58: the 2nd paragraph says it's different from functional languages like haskell +2005-11-28.txt:15:48:27: in functional programming there is no evaluation order.. (that's why haskell uses monads) +2005-11-28.txt:15:51:36: well, without any care of classes, monads, defining functions... state a language with reversed order of haskell +2005-11-28.txt:15:55:25: But I'd like to make it so Lazy K's programs are compatible with Haskell's IO types. +2005-12-01.txt:00:24:53: I'm having a simple problem with Haskell, and am off to deploy it at #haskell. +2005-12-08.txt:01:54:28: I'm writing a Haskell program that will write a Foobar program that will output the 99 bottles of beer song. +2005-12-14.txt:11:18:54: taking some ideas from haskell (monad) +2005-12-17.txt:01:10:25: I'm writing a Smurf interpreter in Haskell. +2005-12-20.txt:15:11:35: Haskell, Python, and Ruby was good ones for me +2005-12-20.txt:15:12:10: hm, dont know Haskell +2005-12-20.txt:15:17:55: and Haskell is far away +2005-12-20.txt:15:18:01: haskell is cool ;) +2005-12-20.txt:15:28:00: haskell is more clean +2005-12-20.txt:15:36:48: haskell prefers the former(and you can use latter if you want) +2005-12-21.txt:19:13:14: Stuff like that's why I like Haskell. +2005-12-22.txt:21:30:38: Well, I calculated ack(4,2) in Haskell. +2005-12-22.txt:21:40:19: This is sort of funny. Haskell is computing ack(4,2)... over and over again. +2006-01-04.txt:20:53:07: I'm trying to write a Haskell interpreter for it. Treeky, it is. +2006-01-04.txt:22:58:42: It seemed to take a few minutes. I love Haskell :-) +2006-01-11.txt:00:20:24: How about Haskell? +2006-01-11.txt:00:21:19: Not hah to Haskell. +2006-01-11.txt:00:21:20: Haskell rocks. +2006-01-13.txt:23:28:42: things like Scheme and Haskell are both of these. +2006-01-13.txt:23:28:58: Being non-declarative is practiacally impossible in Haskell. +2006-01-13.txt:23:30:43: Oh, it's certainly _possible_ to write ugly non-declarative-like code in Haskell. +2006-01-13.txt:23:30:56: *cough* http://haskell.org/ghc/docs/latest/html/libraries/base/Data-IORef.html *cough* +2006-01-14.txt:18:42:35: Like Haskell, sorta? +2006-01-14.txt:18:43:44: so + doesn;t have a Haskell type, really +2006-01-15.txt:02:27:50: Use Haskell! +2006-01-15.txt:02:37:15: I will want currying, though, like Haskell has. +2006-01-16.txt:11:34:01: Grrr, Haskell professor sent out patch that doesn't actually correct the probel *at* *all*. +2006-01-16.txt:19:52:52: Hmm, Haskell is suprisingly powerful. +2006-01-16.txt:19:55:27: Nah, parsers are easier in Haskell. +2006-01-17.txt:00:48:51: Even easier to port to Haskell... >:-) +2006-01-17.txt:00:49:05: can haskell compile to c? +2006-01-17.txt:00:49:21: I think you can compile Haskell to ASM. +2006-01-17.txt:15:40:20: Combine that with the variables of Haskell and the object-orientation of C, and you get a "great" lanugage. +2006-01-18.txt:02:41:46: (patterns are analogous to Haskell patterns +2006-01-18.txt:02:45:41: (anagram of Haskell, from which it steals some features, and in which it is written) +2006-01-18.txt:02:48:29: the point of | is to do proper pattern-matching like Haskell has, but it assembles the terms at runtime! +2006-01-18.txt:02:57:54: BTW, I have only been learning Haskell since Sep/Oct 2004, and the only interpreter experience I have had was reading McCarthy's original LISP EVAL (translated into Common LISP), and that didn't even have lexical scope, just dynamic scope! +2006-01-19.txt:00:07:31: GregorR: learn Haskell. +2006-01-19.txt:00:07:48: I lubs da Haskell. +2006-01-19.txt:00:13:02: I'm gonna download hentai instead of learning Haskell. +2006-01-19.txt:14:02:42: any Haskell experts here? +2006-01-19.txt:14:03:17: i know a bit haskell +2006-01-19.txt:14:03:17: * SimonRC ponders joining #haskell +2006-01-19.txt:14:09:18: ask #haskell +2006-01-24.txt:01:07:37: Haskell is looking very unfriendly to me right now. +2006-01-28.txt:13:22:40: maybe i'm going to write a rhotor => haskell translator.. that should be easier +2006-01-28.txt:13:22:56: but haskell has a different io system +2006-01-28.txt:13:29:39: is it possible to simulate that in haskell? +2006-01-28.txt:13:42:43: I don't really know enough about haskell to answer. Perhaps, but maybe not. Probably at least not without having the IO type everywhere. +2006-01-28.txt:14:38:06: (from #haskell) +2006-01-28.txt:16:09:08: either of you know much Haskell? +2006-01-28.txt:16:10:42: It's just I've found this, which apppears to be a very good idea: http://hackage.haskell.org/trac/ghc/wiki/CollectionClassFramework +2006-01-28.txt:17:18:22: use Parsec (I assume you're using Haskell). +2006-01-28.txt:18:29:44: Aah! It's exactly the same here as at #haskell! +2006-01-29.txt:11:30:57: but did you wrote them in.. HASKELL! +2006-01-29.txt:11:31:13: what? u r writing it in evul haskell? +2006-01-29.txt:11:31:31: because i wrote the interpreter in haskell +2006-01-29.txt:11:31:47: i did that in about 50loc haskell +2006-01-29.txt:11:31:57: but why haskell +2006-01-29.txt:11:32:31: and haskell isn't that bad +2006-01-29.txt:11:33:26: isn't ruby partially inspired by haskell? +2006-01-31.txt:11:30:51: haven't tried. don't have haskell +2006-01-31.txt:11:31:38: and crosscompiling haskell... no +2006-01-31.txt:11:31:41: well, I guess I should download haskell. +2006-01-31.txt:11:31:52: download the glasgow haskell compiler (ghc) +2006-02-02.txt:13:31:30: being 14 yr old and writing parsers in haskell -.- +2006-02-02.txt:13:57:05: he's 14 and he's writing interpreters in haskell and he knows lambda calculus and everything!!!!!! +2006-02-02.txt:14:04:42: where'd you learn haskell huh!? +2006-02-03.txt:14:48:35: haskell seems very nice for writing interpreters +2006-02-03.txt:14:57:10: sure, haskell is better for parsing than C+yacc as is +2006-02-03.txt:15:54:51: * nooga loves ruby & haskell +2006-02-03.txt:16:51:30: ah, i was typing "haskell" when windiw appeared +2006-02-04.txt:14:51:38: i woder if apache has Haskell-mod +2006-02-09.txt:00:41:17: * ihope merges Python and Haskell into an esoteric language +2006-02-15.txt:13:11:15: Currying is the major area of winnage of Haskell over LISP. +2006-02-15.txt:13:21:44: also Unlambda ('" syntax), LISP (cona and nil), and Haskell (pattern-matching). +2006-02-18.txt:02:45:40: I think we should loosen up the ontopicness requirements of the esowiki and allow other languages to be mentioned, such as Lisp and Haskell +2006-02-18.txt:02:53:56: At one point I could write fairly decent Haskell. +2006-02-21.txt:15:24:42: haskell? +2006-02-21.txt:15:27:06: how to parse it in haskell to get it in a format siutable for your algo? ;p +2006-02-21.txt:18:26:49: that's okay, I know nothing about haskell +2006-02-24.txt:21:42:26: So Haskell is better than any other language, and Python is the best. +2006-02-24.txt:21:43:38: haskell is good at stuff that python sucks at. and vice versa. both aren't good languages for number-crunching. +2006-02-25.txt:01:15:25: Haskell. +2006-02-25.txt:01:16:22: Haskell has stuff like "factorial x = product [1..x]". +2006-02-25.txt:14:42:33: jix: give me a Haskell to BF and I'll be happy +2006-02-26.txt:15:08:41: Idonno, does rhotor not do fflush (in Haskell form X-P)? +2006-03-01.txt:19:35:43: Haskell. +2006-03-04.txt:06:03:07: I guess some of the newer langs like haskell or ruby would also be fine +2006-03-04.txt:06:03:18: yeah but haskell isn't good for imperative languages.... +2006-03-04.txt:13:35:23: but i never changed the default for haskell D'OH +2006-03-04.txt:13:37:43: (in Haskell mode) +2006-03-04.txt:13:37:50: Probably because you aren't supposed to use tabs in Haskell. +2006-03-05.txt:18:33:42: 8-(o_O:-) is legal Haskell code. +2006-03-08.txt:21:33:01: Lazy streams: In C++ they are ugly. In Scheme they are beautiful. In Haskell they are invisible. +2006-03-08.txt:21:34:53: so should i give haskell a spin? +2006-03-08.txt:21:34:57: "How's the memory allocation in Haskell?" "Oh, it's invisible." "What about polymorphism?" "Invisible." "Function currying?" "Invisible..." +2006-03-08.txt:21:35:04: Yes. Haskell's very nice. +2006-03-08.txt:21:35:54: * ihope thinks he took the "oh, Haskell's not right for everybody" too far +2006-03-08.txt:21:37:55: Is networking with Scheme any harder/easier than with Haskell? +2006-03-08.txt:21:38:25: My current Haskell "om u nead this" is classes. +2006-03-08.txt:22:11:36: that's the 10% of stuff you do with Haskell type classes that you can't do in Java +2006-03-08.txt:22:13:57: Like Haskell's (Read [a]) => a +2006-03-08.txt:22:14:30: ok. i don't know haskell. i've done java professionally, though. excuse me while i go shoot myself. +2006-03-08.txt:22:31:54: ok. i should learn haskell, then. +2006-03-08.txt:22:32:09: is there a shortcut? like haskell for idiots or something? +2006-03-08.txt:22:32:40: is this any good? http://www.haskell.org/tutorial/ +2006-03-08.txt:22:33:44: http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Programming:Haskell +2006-03-09.txt:01:10:45: My technique for learning Haskell was a sort of Esme Wetherwax technique... +2006-03-09.txt:01:17:50: Monads were added to Haskell for the express purpose of creating the IO monad. +2006-03-09.txt:20:00:02: did you already program in some imperative language before learning haskell? +2006-03-09.txt:20:01:02: Well, once you learn functional programming in general, Haskell's a piece of cake. +2006-03-10.txt:15:52:19: i did it that way in my rhotor interpreter (which would work in c++ too but it wouldn't be lazy the way i implemented it in haskell) +2006-03-10.txt:17:20:56: So (-: )-: v_v is legal Haskell code. +2006-03-11.txt:14:53:12: Likely Haskell: rot = rotY (pu/8) .*. rotX (pu/12) +2006-03-11.txt:23:06:54: ihope: where's that haskell book you recommended again? +2006-03-11.txt:23:07:05: I reccomended a Haskell book? +2006-03-11.txt:23:08:09: http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Programming:Haskell +2006-03-12.txt:20:31:23: Heh, I started something over at #haskell. +2006-03-12.txt:21:45:04: Three channels: #esoteric, #haskell and #meta-science. +2006-03-15.txt:15:50:38: So should I waste time on IRC, waste time playing games, or study Haskell concurrency and stuff? +2006-03-15.txt:15:55:20: ihope: haskell +2006-03-17.txt:10:00:51: i read a german haskell tutorial +2006-03-18.txt:19:00:07: * ihope realizes that EagleBot hasn't been written yet, laughs, and begins reading the Haskell API documentation +2006-03-19.txt:16:51:02: "Be existed a interface by Haskell that?" +2006-03-19.txt:16:54:33: "Is there an interface for that for Haskell? +2006-03-19.txt:16:57:58: i don't know of any haskell interface, no +2006-03-19.txt:16:58:58: wouldn't you need to e.g. port a haskell-runtime to the platform, then ? +2006-03-19.txt:16:59:28: or were you thinking of a DSL in haskell that compiles down to, say, quite simple nqc ? +2006-03-19.txt:17:01:18: they could accomodate the Haskell RTS +2006-03-24.txt:21:06:10: ihope: ever read 'the haskell road to logic, maths and programming'? +2006-03-26.txt:15:06:09: Hmm, thought I was in #haskell. +2006-03-26.txt:15:06:32: Haskell is a programming language... +2006-03-27.txt:00:25:08: I used Haskell, of course +2006-04-07.txt:03:59:50: Hmm, Haskell's readsPrec is nice. Let's see here... +2006-04-29.txt:00:10:17: kipple, ditto your haskell program +2006-04-29.txt:18:28:21: haskell +2006-04-29.txt:18:28:48: I like Haskell. +2006-05-05.txt:23:09:32: Stick a "let" in front of that second line and do some twiddling between the braces to get valid Haskell code. :-) +2006-05-05.txt:23:14:20: > join #haskell +2006-05-06.txt:02:46:31: JOIN #HASKELL OR DIE +2006-05-06.txt:02:46:36: GET A HASKELL BRAIN IMPLANT OR DIE +2006-05-15.txt:03:09:56: ( http://www.haskell.org/haskore/ ) +2006-05-24.txt:16:14:36: Is that a Haskell expression? +2006-05-24.txt:16:14:55: Oh right, Haskell uses /=, not !=. +2006-05-24.txt:17:30:04: SimonRC: i thought of haskell and... +2006-05-24.txt:17:30:10: i don't want a cpu that works like haskell... +2006-05-26.txt:06:07:36: One of these days I'm going to learn Haskell and implement something in that. +2006-05-26.txt:06:07:51: I heard Haskell is good at parsing. +2006-05-26.txt:06:09:20: Haskell done hurt me brain. +2006-05-30.txt:01:20:26: Now, ~ would have the type IO TimeVar, if it were a Haskell value. +2006-05-30.txt:21:00:06: (#haskell) +2006-06-01.txt:20:36:48: I prefer Haskell. +2006-06-01.txt:20:37:15: haskell is cool +2006-06-01.txt:20:37:19: I have used the same method for learning several things about Haskell: +2006-06-01.txt:20:39:46: i just started learning haskell +2006-06-01.txt:20:44:32: see "Tying the knot" in the haskell wiki +2006-06-04.txt:01:25:24: Haskell to Unlambda. +2006-06-04.txt:01:30:30: Hey, it looks like D could be almost as good as Haskell! +2006-06-04.txt:01:31:09: Of course, it's hard to compare a language like Haskell to a language like D, because they're so different. +2006-06-04.txt:01:38:04: Haskell just plain doesn't have foo.bar. +2006-06-04.txt:01:38:21: there's oo dilaects of haskell +2006-06-04.txt:01:50:35: you could wrtite a module in haskell to allow it to emulate OO, I suppose +2006-06-04.txt:02:04:06: main(){} -- Pretend this is Haskell, then. +2006-06-04.txt:02:18:26: s/C/Haskell/ +2006-06-04.txt:02:18:36: s/Haskell/Unlambda/ :-P +2006-06-05.txt:00:36:45: while Haskell absolutely rocks on the complicated-datastructure-initialisation front, it sucks on the complicated-datastructure-mutation front. +2006-06-05.txt:16:31:48: #esoteric here, #nethack here, #haskell here, #math here, #spore there, and #sporks somewhere else. +2006-06-05.txt:23:00:16: Why not add inline assembler to Haskell, to? :-P +2006-06-05.txt:23:01:05: Like the Haskell FFI, slightly. +2006-06-07.txt:20:43:16: I'd give you a Haskell expression that does that, but my arrow keys don't work, and that makes it Abosulutely Out of the Question. +2006-06-08.txt:04:44:47: it's a mixture of haskell and ml +2006-06-14.txt:23:29:47: I dunno. In the Haskell program "main = seq undefined (3+2)", is the (3+2) a comment? +2006-06-17.txt:17:33:14: BASIC and Haskell are opposites. +2006-06-24.txt:22:42:46: *cough*Haskell*cough* +2006-06-24.txt:22:52:41: Therefore I would attack it with Haskell. +2006-06-24.txt:22:55:08: IIRC, there is a cross-compiler to the JVM for Haskell anyway +2006-06-24.txt:22:55:32: <_W_> yes, but is it simpler to *output* haskell than jva bytecode? +2006-06-24.txt:22:58:07: I could write a Haskell library to do that, though it would take me ages to make it as good as I hope BCEL is. +2006-06-25.txt:02:24:59: main = forkIO main >> forkIO main -- a Haskell forkbomb +2006-06-25.txt:02:25:10: main = forkIO main >> main -- another Haskell forkbomb +2006-07-01.txt:22:52:22: It's just Haskell written like Sadol with the datatypes of Lisp. +2006-07-20.txt:22:36:30: I see what whoever said when he/she said that typeless Haskell would be a nightmare to debug. +2006-07-20.txt:22:39:21: typeless haskell? +2006-07-20.txt:22:39:52: Well... Haskell with all the type stuff done at runtime. +2006-07-20.txt:22:46:35: Haskell, with types :-) +2006-07-25.txt:04:42:14: Unlambda is easy. Just write Haskell, turn it into combinators, replace "fix" with some esoteric thingy, perform abstraction elimination, and string it all together! +2006-07-25.txt:16:17:43: Haskell = (|really stupid> + |really great>)/sqrt 2 +2006-07-25.txt:16:18:27: I've never seen any C++ networking stuff, but in Haskell it's just a matter of some thingy. Lemme see here... +2006-07-25.txt:19:52:47: (or, i suppose, writing the whole thing in Haskell? But somehow i doubt that would really be an efficient solution) +2006-07-25.txt:19:53:10: I dunno if Haskell would help. +2006-07-27.txt:17:40:36: Quantum Haskell. +2006-07-27.txt:19:07:27: Quantum Haskell?! +2006-07-27.txt:19:17:32: i'm pretty sure there's already something very much like quantum haskell. +2006-07-27.txt:19:31:25: You have to understand that to code in Haskell too. +2006-07-27.txt:21:14:11: Well, the Haskell form of that is "f x = if x < 0 then 3 else 4", and that's pretty much how it works in lambda calculus. +2006-07-27.txt:21:14:59: I know Haskell (I've written some nifty big things, like an IRC bot), but it *is* a programming language after all. +2006-07-28.txt:01:20:05: (Note: I said the same thing about my Podcast client in Haskell.) +2006-07-28.txt:17:01:04: Like you can in Haskell. +2006-07-28.txt:17:02:45: Like Haskell's do {this; that <- these; return those}? +2006-07-28.txt:17:04:55: Haskell indentation does get annoying, especially with let. +2006-08-02.txt:22:14:57: Is Haskell considered sane? +2006-08-10.txt:01:44:31: Haskell uses mathematical functions, but pretty much everything else uses imperative ones. +2006-08-10.txt:01:53:37: I think my dad taught me Pascal, then I tried to learn C, then he tried to teach me Java, then I learned Haskell, then I looked at Python. +2006-08-10.txt:01:55:06: Then I took a look at Lisp, and somehow landed with Haskell. +2006-08-10.txt:03:44:26: I like Haskell and Ruby. +2006-08-11.txt:01:25:40: In Haskell the problem I had with my IRC bot was that it was logistically impossible to move the pointer to the end of the read-buffer. I found a (somewhat memory expensive) workaround to that, but I never buffered writes. +2006-08-11.txt:02:42:00: Haskell is lazy. +2006-08-11.txt:02:42:57: But Haskell says on its website it is a lazy programming language. +2006-08-11.txt:02:45:00: Python and Haskell use indentation which gets annoying. +2006-08-11.txt:04:58:31: Along with Haskell and all the little Esolangs. +2006-08-16.txt:01:02:36: which makes me wonder what you think about haskell :-) +2006-08-16.txt:01:07:23: i suppose if you don't like to find symbols you don't like haskell syntax either +2006-08-16.txt:01:59:26: even in haskell, the top level of a program is essentially imperative +2006-08-16.txt:02:24:25: * oerjanj made his Haskell version work +2006-08-16.txt:02:28:50: a Haskell one-liner +2006-08-21.txt:01:22:25: Haskell is more fun. +2006-08-22.txt:00:29:39: If you want to write Haskell in Unlambda and then write your program in Haskell, be my guest. +2006-08-22.txt:03:30:36: I know a whole bunch. C, Haskell, and Ruby are my strongest. +2006-08-22.txt:03:31:17: Go functional with Lisp and Haskell. That's *really* hard. Ruby is really really simple. +2006-08-22.txt:03:33:57: Only Haskell is pure. +2006-08-22.txt:03:43:54: Haskell is more, IMO. +2006-08-22.txt:03:46:08: putStrLn "Haskell is lots of fun" +2006-08-22.txt:03:53:55: Haskell is Lazy! +2006-08-22.txt:22:25:11: I think that'd allow a person to treat anything as a list in Haskell. +2006-08-22.txt:22:42:00: Haskell uses x:y for a cons. +[too many lines; stopping] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.13749 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.13749 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +2012-01-12.txt:18:30:08: `pastelog plaindromes diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.1378 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.1378 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +141) how does a "DNA computer" work. von neumann machines? CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +142) CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +390) [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +393) How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! I have the weirdest boner right now. +394) CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +407) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] I need to learn more Haskell... ..I need to get op privs. +415) [on spiking] drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +588) monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] @messages quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +611) CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +659) l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +722) but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +732) I like category theory because when you get over how damn weird it is it's still weird. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.14065 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.14065 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +2011-11-24.txt:23:58:10: !delquote 736 +2011-11-24.txt:23:58:14: `delquote 736 +2011-11-25.txt:00:41:21: `delquote 736 +2011-11-25.txt:00:41:46: `log delquote 736 +2011-11-25.txt:00:41:56: 2011-11-25.txt:00:41:21: `delquote 736 +2011-11-25.txt:00:42:07: `log delquote 736 +2011-11-25.txt:00:42:08: `log delquote 736 +2011-11-25.txt:00:42:11: 2011-11-25.txt:00:41:46: `log delquote 736 +2011-11-25.txt:00:42:13: 2011-11-24.txt:23:58:10: !delquote 736 +2011-11-25.txt:00:42:20: `log delquote 736 +2011-11-25.txt:00:42:25: 2011-11-25.txt:00:42:13: 2011-11-24.txt:23:58:10: !delquote 736 +2011-11-25.txt:00:43:32: `pastelog delquote 736 diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.14186 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.14186 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +import System.Environment +import System.Process +import System.Exit +import Control.Monad +import Control.Applicative +import Data.List + +main = do + r <- buildRegex . permuteArgs <$> getArgs + (_, _, _, h) <- createProcess (proc "/hackenv/bin/log" [r]) + exitWith <$> waitForProcess h + where + permuteArgs = permutations . join . map words + buildRegex = oBrackets . intercalate ".*" . map (iBrackets . intercalate "|") + iBrackets s = "(?:" ++ s ++ ")" + oBrackets s = "^.*(?:" ++ s ++ ").*$" diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.14224 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.14224 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,80 @@ +136) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +140) how does a "DNA computer" work. von neumann machines? CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +153) OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +155) cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +158) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +168) Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +179) It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! WRONG 8 WEEKS +180) Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +182) ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? Vorpal, you don't want to know. Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer Vorpal: "horrible" +205) [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +213) For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +214) OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +256) [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +261) This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +286) Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +304) Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +305) elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +308) Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +319) ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +340) DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +341) Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +367) Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +369) [on Sgeo's karaoke] That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +370) Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +390) Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +398) The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +401) Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +412) The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +416) [on petrol] oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +424) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +428) The wickedest man of all. Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. you talking about me again? Yes. k +442) I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +445) oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +446) Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +448) pikhq, living in the future sucks. The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +450) such a famous bisexual Yeah, like Marlon Brando. And Caligula. And... Keeley Hawes? I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +466) ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +508) Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +521) Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +522) Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. SHIT JUST GOT REAL +523) OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. It's been fun knowing him. +524) Taneb's been hit by melancholy. He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +525) Oh god. I've become a metallurgy hipster. +526) You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +534) Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +536) What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +548) I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +549) On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +550) A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +556) I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +566) The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +574) I keep asking random people for "friendship " and it's crippling +579) FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +580) Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +581) Intake flooded with magma. Reactor connected. Pumps active. YES IT'S WORKING +584) The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +585) I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +586) Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +593) You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +594) OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +601) THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +602) It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +605) We have no leather. Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +607) Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +621) Mayor says we need to make aluminum items Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +622) Dear god stop staring at me. no never monqy is always staring at everyone. it takes many eyes to do this but I manage He is an inspiration to us all. +631) I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +636) OMG What if we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +637) It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. Also lesbian. +645) Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +670) oh god oh god what if I become attracted to birds +671) "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +675) You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. It wasn't in deep space. It was orbiting Bajor. +677) I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +678) http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +690) I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +695) Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +705) No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +724) The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +734) This is not the time for science! ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.14273 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.14273 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,702 @@ +1) I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... More practice is in order. +4) that's where I got it rocket launch facility gift shop +5) GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) His body should be given to science. He's alive :P Even so. +7) what, you mean that wasn't your real name? Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) TODO: sex life +9) Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? not yet trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) 11 holes for me :D +12) GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) Meh ._. +19) oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) so, he.. uh basically probed me with a weasel. +30) after all, what are DVD players for? +31) pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. ehird: consider low-gravity porn fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +32) I am not on the moon. +33) Or the brutal rape of the English language! That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +34) augur: pretty true. +35) i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +36) is there a problem with it being carbonized :D yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +37) anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true should put that on my todo list +38) I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +39) kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? +40) i'm my dad's unborn sister +41) `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny How hard is that +42) [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +43) actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +44) Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +45) With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +46) The thing is just to exist +47) I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +48) It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +49) Reality isn't a part of physics +50) oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +51) Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +52) If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... I'd call it jabbear. +53) GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +54) no Deewiant No?! I've been living a lie yep. Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +55) ??? Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? Or are there monster dildos and cocks? Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +56) Maternal instincts? Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +57) I think hamsters cannot be inert. +58) What is there to talk about besides gay slang? +59) I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +60) yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +61) Porn. There, see? +62) So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +63) both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +64) What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +65) hmm, this is hard +66) actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +67) if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +68) oohhh ha heh and what are your other characteristics? oh, many, madbrain but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +69) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### Meh * FireFly dies +70) Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +71) im the worst person in the world +72) i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +73) ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +74) Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +75) SF.net porn :/ Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +76) I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> +77) i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +78) I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +79) Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +80) Invalid! Kill! Kill! I get that feeling too. +81) It's not incest if you're third cousins! +82) What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +83) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +84) Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +85) if you watch jaws backwards it's a movie about a giant shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach +86) I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +87) hmm... does anyone know a nonsense game designed for the mentally handicapped involving yelling +88) I'd imagine that it already has, and no one noticed +89) Where's the link to the log? THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +90) My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +91) hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows 'cuz it's pretty awesome. +92) [Warrigal] `addquote hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +93) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +94) Ah, vulva. What is that, anyway? +95) Discrimination fields ACTIVATE. +96) I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +97) bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +98) Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +99) So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +100) For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +101) A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +102) and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain it's all falling into place +103) Clearly we should be like Mumbai and get of vehicle dors. Get of vehicle dors? I think Aftran had a French phrase there. Les vehicles d'or +104) so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +105) let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +106) oklopol geez what are you doing here ...i don't know :< i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +107) think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +108) Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +109) I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +110) it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +111) I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +112) (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +113) Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +114) theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +115) I want a patent on common sense It wouldn't get me much though >_> +116) I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +117) fungot!*@* added to ignore list. AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +118) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +119) sekuoir: that's just gay sex I am learning though! +120) Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +121) okay I see it now, quines do exist +122) Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +123) if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect ^ I learned that trick from atheists +124) use "grep --crazy" +125) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] what? she said square ped :| +126) insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +127) alise: why internet is like wtf +128) I am an inherently pornographic being. +129) Hooray! I'm an idiot. +130) you move on the tape and shit +131) like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English alise: that's great filler ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +132) And... WTF is it doing. :( Is it sexing? +133) ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots ill do it later +134) pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +135) alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +136) AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +137) AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +138) [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +139) alise, marble marbelus +140) cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +141) we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +142) alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +143) what's the data of? [...] Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation I have no problems with you being interested in online games but the necrophilia is disturbing +144) Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +145) Because you're a Mac user. I am! and proud of it to My mouse has *no* buttons. +146) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +147) but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +148) oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? it's not clear from the RFCs +149) reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +150) how does a "DNA computer" work. von neumann machines? CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +151) CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +152) ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +153) ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +154) Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +155) anmaster gonna give him a birthday bj? IF ONLY I COULD FIND MY PHONE +156) cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +157) alise: I suck at coding related. +158) incest is best +159) Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +160) Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +161) (in #irp) Flonk, ask on #esoteric? Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +162) So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. Involving open wounds. I'm going to take a shower +163) GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +164) OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +165) INTERNET YAY Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +166) cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +167) i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +168) pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +169) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +170) Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +171) I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +172) pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +173) it was too difficult +174) You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +175) you should be eating corpses more +176) Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +177) alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +178) Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +179) Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +180) colon is where your ass comes from right +181) < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +182) "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." alise: I I was going to say something then your last line floored me +183) Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? alise: TLAAW +184) It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +185) alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +186) Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +187) it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +188) Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +189) the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +190) (I've just been playing with myself.) +191) pikhq, Okinawan? Wtf is that +192) It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! WRONG 8 WEEKS +193) Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +194) dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0 ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? Vorpal, you don't want to know. Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer Vorpal: "horrible" +196) i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +197) I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +198) i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +199) comex: what? *vorpal comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +200) Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +201) elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +202) ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +203) catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +204) elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +205) syntax is the least important part of a programming language other than Python +206) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +207) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +208) there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +209) I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +210) fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! everything looks like an error anyway +211) HOT SEXY SEX BITS +212) How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +213) elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. Two! +214) DAMN YOU, I'm leaving olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +215) Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +216) well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy and i own a piano and i'm not wearing socks +217) fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +218) [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +219) it seems that CUIL is dead +220) Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +221) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +222) Vorpal loves the sodomy. elliott, sure why not +223) [...] ALWAYS OPEN TO TRYING NEW THINGS. +224) So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] It's a trivial C program :P +225) "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +226) That is the mark of Gregor right there. tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that It's still the mark of Gregor. +227) For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +228) OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +229) (had real world issues) (to deal with) Vorpal's pregnant. yes +230) elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? what Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +231) ONLY GOOD QUOTES PLEASE! AND NO FAKE ONES EITHER! +232) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot pikhq: I'm underage! +233) zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. It's broken? +234) Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +235) quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror typing is kind of difficult +236) My quotes are boring +237) oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +238) your premise to falsify "false" is false +239) oklofok: I don't watch House, no. oklofok: I prefer knowing how medicine actually works. +240) I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +241) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +242) The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +243) I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +244) Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +245) elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +246) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave +247) nobody link to goatse elliott, that is an awesome MC idea. +248) Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +249) I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +250) ... come to think of it, +251) Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +252) And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +253) clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness or ability to run at all ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +254) LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +255) 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. HAHA [...] this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +256) as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +257) vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +258) GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +259) Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +260) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +261) i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice umm, sufficiently small +262) Vorpal: I'M NOT CLEVER OKAY +263) yay CDE +264) in retrospect that wasn't even necessary, as communal readings of the Funge-98 spec do just a good job of getting rid of trolls +265) oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +266) hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +267) ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +268) are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +269) [on Walter Bright] I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +270) Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +271) mtve, now he's an expert idler. mtve: kitty kitty kitty +272) ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing I think that would be illegal. oh you are right damn :/ +273) I need a new desktop background j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) uhrghoaudp +274) * quintopia sits on gregor +275) [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +276) Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +277) elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +278) who's walter bright and why is he so bright locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc locks: guilty +279) We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +280) This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +281) ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +282) gah, why does lose keep winning? +283) (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +284) who is guido van rossum you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +285) actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +286) Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! and a monad! nothing can stop me now! +287) !bfjoust test (-)*10000 Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 yay +288) !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 probably will suck Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 what +289) `addquote I'm a bit 'tarded. (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +290) HELLWORLD! It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. There is more agony. +291) The context is Gracenotes releasing an illegal copy of a film about monster cock dildos. +292) My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +293) so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +294) oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think oerjan: What - the - fuck +295) [on egojoust] The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +296) OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +297) !bfjoust sm3 < Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +298) $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +299) !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +300) I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +301) file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +302) Some people is atheist and some agnostic, and some more religious people. Even some scientists are religious, which is OK, but you still have to remember, assuming God exists is not how you are supposed to do science! +303) If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +304) lol @ closed character set standard "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +305) [on DNA Maze] it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +306) back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +307) Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +308) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +309) Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +310) gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +311) anyway, no CSS editing for me right now, I fear I'd get sucked into a holy war [...] I also fear it might end up breaking one of the Graue Regulations which are rules that you get into serious trouble for breaking, that nobody knows what they are until someone breaks them +312) 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +313) zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +314) just because i'm homosexual doesn't mean i have sex with men. ...i'm also a paedophile [...] see if i'm a gay paedophile i don't have sex with men i have sex with BOYS +315) actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +316) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +317) Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +318) okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +319) Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +320) However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +321) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +322) shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +323) elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +324) My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +325) There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +326) what does coffee do to biological neural networks what tiger blood does for charlie sheen +327) Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +328) elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +329) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +330) addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +331) Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +332) oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +333) quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* i mean with you +334) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +335) Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +336) I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +337) wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +338) it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +339) ais523: quick, say something funny something funny hagrea:D can'tä sopt laughitn +340) elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +341) elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +342) ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +343) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something +344) Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +345) BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +346) Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +347) [After a long monologue] i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +348) That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +349) elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +350) i'm really sleep +351) elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +352) elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +353) I use LiGNUXFCE+apps That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +354) I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +355) and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +356) elliott, it was an artful robbery! wait, murder +357) I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +358) haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +359) Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +360) that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +361) A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. See? I'm intellectual. +362) I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +363) DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +364) Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +365) anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +366) i actually do like sucking +367) [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +368) i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +369) o.O There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. It's called "not being a mammal" :P +370) the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +371) esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +372) destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +373) ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +374) I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +375) http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg worlds biggest thumb +376) oerjan: why so potable ...... DRINK ME +377) what telnets are there [...] where are a list of telnets? +378) (im not a lawyer) (im just making stuff up +379) Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +380) boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +381) here's a good multiplication algorithm 1010101 x 110 well I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +382) 3 = 7/2 +383) [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +384) when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +385) right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +386) i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +387) Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +388) Write-only IRC: best idea Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +389) AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +390) Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +391) [on Sgeo's karaoke] Sgeo: awesome sounds like a japan anime sound track +392) [on Sgeo's karaoke] That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +393) Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +394) Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +395) oerjan you're swedish, right? +396) my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +397) Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +398) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one +399) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one thankfully only two +400) yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +401) I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse I invented Metaplace sex >.> +402) sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here I think so +403) I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything Yes. And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +404) Vorpal: it's actually called Happy Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +405) i hope that isn't child pornography whew equally cute tho, have to admit +406) Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +407) scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +408) I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +409) Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +410) two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +411) `addquote two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +412) [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +413) Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +414) Oracle's awesome +415) How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! I have the weirdest boner right now. +416) CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +417) oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +418) And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +419) [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +420) You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +421) The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +422) hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +423) Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +424) Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +425) yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +426) Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +427) but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +428) are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +429) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] I need to learn more Haskell... ..I need to get op privs. +430) I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +431) Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser monqy, how hard could it be? +432) I hope type inference isn't difficult +433) You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +434) anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours and masturbate as well +435) The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +436) so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +437) [on spiking] drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +438) what would you ever need petrol for newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +439) [on petrol] oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +440) " elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +441) if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +442) It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +443) HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER Oh noooooooooooooooooose! Gregor: lol nose geddit +444) you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +445) I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +446) I used to be more irritated by alcohol Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +447) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +448) You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +449) elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" eventually all US bills will just be solid green +450) meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary so far, it has found four digits I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +451) The wickedest man of all. Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. you talking about me again? Yes. k +452) "system is fairly sane imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum would you object to that being trademarked I mean phrase trade" oops +453) Something about faiing a asanity check sanity faliling failing +454) Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +455) as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +456) i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +457) oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page thanks elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +458) decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +459) Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are Damn right! +460) " Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +461) im going to resurrect rutian with vitamin pills and book sales +462) adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +463) as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw quintopia: I am at Canada. +464) elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +465) I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +466) The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +467) Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +468) oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +469) Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +470) [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +471) pikhq, living in the future sucks. The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +472) oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +473) btw i saw my first prostitute about a week ago +474) such a famous bisexual Yeah, like Marlon Brando. And Caligula. And... Keeley Hawes? I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +475) elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +476) it was a wonderful dream i died in it that's how it started +477) the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +478) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets #toilet is useless is #toilet even a thing I'm looking for help with toilets +479) Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that Or, at least, my toilet looks different +480) mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +481) drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +482) #%%:]__t�# do you see that that is great progress taking place +483) well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +484) elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +485) elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +486) Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +487) Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +488) No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +489) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires The bacon is worth it +490) ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +491) you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them that doesn't work. we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +492) The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +493) Cut to February War were declared A galaxy in turmoil Anyway, Febuary '10 +494) I can't afford one of those! A grandchild, not a laser printer +495) doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +496) MY CONTINUITY MY FANFICTION RUINED +497) to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +498) god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +499) (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +500) I have a WRT120N Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +501) There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] You've just gave me a different result [...] It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +502) Taneb: See, it's Obama's fault the guy's apartment is now worth less than their mortgage and something something something that translates to not being able to look for a proper fix. Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +503) That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +504) interestingly enough, go is a second player win chess is also first player win tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +505) Fuck clay its only purpose is ecoration +506) Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +507) I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +508) The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +509) Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +510) God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +511) Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +512) So... God has jizzed on everything? have you even READ the bible? +513) Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +514) This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +515) rest in peace lambdabot???? monqy: it'll probably be back later nap in peace +516) ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +517) 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +518) Non sequitur is my forte On-topic discussion is my piano Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte Full fat milk is my pianissimo On which note, I'm hungry +519) in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +520) _ | |__ _ _ ___ | '_ \| | | |/ _ \ | |_) | |_| | __/ |_.__/ \__, |\___| +521) If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +522) monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +523) itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +524) It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +525) Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +526) Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +527) its UNEBARBEL +528) australia kicks ass we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +529) My memory passed rest in peace sgeos memory +530) cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +531) tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +532) [2008] i'm testing Haiku and it appears that it is a major shit 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +533) Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +534) aibohphobia The fear of palindromes +535) Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +536) elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +537) it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +538) Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +539) beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +540) I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +541) So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +542) i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +543) Well, I'm now experimenting with clients It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +544) I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +545) fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +546) Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +547) elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +548) Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +549) "Okay, got i-" "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. SCROLL FOR ME, CHILD." +550) Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. SHIT JUST GOT REAL +551) OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. It's been fun knowing him. +552) Taneb's been hit by melancholy. He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +553) Oh god. I've become a metallurgy hipster. +554) You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +555) Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana Judaism has them beat, of course I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +556) it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +557) I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +558) what i mean by afk is i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +559) anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +560) oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +561) sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +562) Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +563) the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +564) What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +565) it's the pain of the gaps argument no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain it's never close enough +566) Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +567) toasters tend to get hot every time they're used +568) What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +569) well, you have bested me itidus20: Yes. +570) now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +571) What is miff-muffered moof? that's a tough question +572) software patents strike again that's got to be at least three times, now are they out yet? +573) like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with but that would be NP hard I think +574) combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +575) IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +576) I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +577) I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +578) On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +579) A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +580) (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +581) that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +582) I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +583) Maybe if you try diplomacy. Pointy steel diplomacy +584) i started running and smoking i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +585) I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +586) elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +587) this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +588) I think it's fizzie against everyone atm AND EVERYONE IS WINNING EXCEPT FIZZIE +589) lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +590) That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +591) mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +592) im sampling ultra hip holiday hes the boogie woogie santa clause switching to oktoberfest yes i would love to shop to this +593) im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +594) i am out of all the fame loops and the australien soap opera loops so much loop / s omcuh +595) The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +596) elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +597) ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +598) elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +599) They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +600) game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +601) Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +602) we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +603) I keep asking random people for "friendship " and it's crippling +604) I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +605) OK so firstly you should eliminate electrons. +606) Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +607) Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby I will boil your veins. Which is less bad? Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +608) I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +609) FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +610) Electrons are so fragile X-D +611) Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +612) Intake flooded with magma. Reactor connected. Pumps active. YES IT'S WORKING +613) "Do a sea monster while whatever." +614) But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +615) The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +616) I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +617) Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +618) monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] @messages quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +619) theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +620) elliott, it is typical of you Vorpal: so are most things I say +621) well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +622) elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +623) now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = elliott_: let's not start that again." +624) You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +625) OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +626) help me i am so alone :( new computer good enough to simulate real parents +627) elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +628) indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +629) elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +630) Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +631) this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +632) THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +633) It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +634) oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +635) dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! I need.....an adult ;_; +636) We have no leather. Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +637) according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +638) Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +639) When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +640) one time I tried cpp programming ​ it was hellish ​ maybe I should try again +641) CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +642) king is something women are better at than men +643) Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +644) Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +645) [from 2009] That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +646) in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +647) what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +648) I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +649) Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +650) elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +651) You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? Monads are like that, only worse. +652) Mayor says we need to make aluminum items Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +653) Dear god stop staring at me. no never monqy is always staring at everyone. it takes many eyes to do this but I manage He is an inspiration to us all. +654) Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +655) One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +656) Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +657) Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +658) :D :D oh man.. i wonder if they ever made chess variants based off of animes +659) Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... elliott: fuck you. There. Perfect. Carry on. +660) lol :( +661) But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +662) jesus, yes.. he was human and that is fantastic more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +663) I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +664) `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive +665) yes 5 is very infixr +666) if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +667) it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +668) The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +669) OMG What if we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +670) It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. Also lesbian. +671) i agree with elliott +672) did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +673) isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +674) fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +675) It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +676) sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +677) elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +678) Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +679) Vorpal: "still it's a flower in the sense that it's more experienced the nanny" +680) my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +681) I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +682) The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +683) I think stealing is more appropriate +684) i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +685) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +686) but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +687) so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +688) Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +689) [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +690) An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +691) [in the context of Open University] "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +692) l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +693) never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +694) Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +695) When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +696) Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? You stole it from us first! +697) bad people have feelings too but they're bad so it's okay +698) It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +699) Real Tar is GNU tar. You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +700) But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +701) that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +702) fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.14303 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.14303 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2005-05-12.txt:06:59:23: Mayhaps it's a font that's (surprise!) not available on Windoze. +2005-05-27.txt:00:22:58: sftp with accounts may be available, anonymous ftp is not available (at least, i can't provide it) +2005-08-21.txt:08:27:49: but it's not available +2006-12-20.txt:17:20:04: Package kinput2 is not available, but is referred to by another package. +2007-01-07.txt:02:25:04: Is it not available with a chroot jail? +2007-01-07.txt:02:25:14: It's not available in python at all +2007-04-06.txt:23:15:03: The amount of money determines the amount of trade: if there's only one indivisible unit of money in the world, everything is either available for free, not available, or available for the price of one unit. +2007-04-09.txt:01:23:18: well, while it's blocking, the OS needs to put an entry in the ptable that says it's not available for scheduling +2007-04-17.txt:21:26:54: well mine are about 8-10, but i am somehow assuming the important ones are not available for brute-force search. +2007-05-28.txt:03:56:33: oklopol: My brain is not available for donation.' +2007-10-17.txt:00:19:09: ERROR: HELP FILES NOT FOUND! msg="Further information is not available here." +2008-04-04.txt:17:01:11: AnMaster: because its source is not available during compilation +2008-04-12.txt:16:12:38: ehird, because it is not available as a free pdf +2008-04-21.txt:17:04:24: Package emacs-snapshot-gtk is not available, but is referred to by another package. +2008-07-04.txt:15:50:06: {It's not available for download yet. Which makes me suspect that this year's challenge will be writing "Hello World" on a system that has been so insidiously corrupted that it would make Ken Thompson faint.} +2008-07-29.txt:16:30:33: on unix systems it could be built on top of curses,,,but that is not available for windows... +2008-08-10.txt:12:36:25: "N/A" - "this fingerprint is not available" +2008-08-20.txt:14:10:54: If it's not available, it probably fails with the (misleading) "missing source" error message since i presumably reflects then. I don't think that's too bad. +2008-09-06.txt:21:16:33: ihope: de.wikipedia is not available +2008-10-29.txt:22:31:48: ais523: fnord is not available for ppc? +2009-01-08.txt:15:21:34: COMMAND NOT AVAILABLE +2009-02-02.txt:12:40:38: Requested audio codec family [faad] (afm=faad) not available. +2009-03-14.txt:00:01:12: at least virtual 8086 mode is not available even from 32-bit compat mode under long mode according to AMD docs iirc +2009-03-17.txt:20:51:28: Here's Lynx applied to this one article that's not available to me directly since I'm not in the university network: "View the MathML source, where the unit vector u is defined as View the MathML source." That's not helpful. +2009-04-18.txt:23:48:14: well, it's not available for my os :P +2009-04-29.txt:19:43:17: Probably not available on Linux. +2009-05-09.txt:20:47:29: I just thought that PuTTY in particular was not available that way. +2009-05-16.txt:17:45:57: I'm not getting Alpha to dig out tax rates. If I just write "tax", for me it says "Input interpretation: Helsinki, Uusimaa | total sales tax rate" and "(data not available)", but I can't specify the location anyhow. +2009-06-05.txt:21:13:03: oerjan: opponent_list is of course not available +2009-06-18.txt:08:13:59: "$ man 3 sleep" -> "No manual entry for sleep in section 3. See 'man 7 undocumented' for help when manual pages are not available" -> "$ man 7 undocumented" -> "No manual entry for undocumented in section 7" +2009-06-29.txt:19:16:13: probably not available inside +2009-07-21.txt:14:38:53: ehird, yes, but as I said, not available in Sweden. I found some that were. +2009-07-29.txt:01:00:10: "OldWorld PowerMacs will not boot a Debian CD, because OldWorld computers relied on a Mac OS ROM CD boot driver to be present on the CD, and a free-software version of this driver is not available. All OldWorld systems have floppy drives, so use the floppy drive to launch the installer, and then point the installer to the CD for the needed files." +2009-08-02.txt:23:44:56: yes, because they are not available with this OS +2009-08-02.txt:23:45:26: I do fucking update my libraries regularly, but some of the latest versions are not available for 8.04 +2009-08-13.txt:07:47:24: "(data not available)" for the melting point of oranges, though. I would have liked to compare some apples and oranges. +2009-08-13.txt:07:48:14: melting point of bananas \ \ Input interpretation: \ \ bananas \ Result: \ \ melting point \ \ data not available \ Thermal properties: \ \ chill point \ \ 13 °C 12 °C \ \ green ripe green ripe \ \ optimal storage temperature \ \ 19 °C \ \ 14.5 °C specific heat \ \ 3.35 J g °C \ \ Generated by Wolfram|Alpha +2009-09-12.txt:11:19:04: ehird, not available here it seems +2009-09-26.txt:21:06:53: ehird, jfs is known to cause issues (corruption) with vmware for example, and other apps. Also the defrag tool for jfs is not available for linux. While the online defrag tool for xfs is +2009-09-26.txt:23:55:45: ehird_, hm "not available in my region" +2009-10-02.txt:09:37:15: Current lcc-win32 says: "Requirements: You need at least Windows 2000, the compiler and command line utiltities will work with older Windows operating systems without any trouble, but the IDE may make use of features not available in older systems and is therefor not supposed to run." +2009-10-31.txt:16:11:40: as in, not available in karmic any longer +2009-11-10.txt:22:38:21: For example http://www.nvidia.com/object/product_geforce_gt_120_us.html "OEM Product", "Not available for individual purchase". +2009-11-14.txt:19:34:56: ais523, so what is not available in ASCII? As the lower 127 chars in MacRoman are identical to ASCII +2009-11-29.txt:23:09:56: that is page doing rendering using postscript or something, not available as screen font in any way i know of +2010-04-09.txt:20:42:48: "In order to work, this C interface invokes GCC at run-time and uses dynamic linking. If these features are not available, there are other, less convenient and less portable C interfaces in lib.fs and oldlib.fs. These interfaces are mostly undocumented and mostly incompatible with each other and with the documented C interface; you can find some examples for the lib.fs interface in lib.fs." +2010-04-25.txt:20:33:17: Reserved/Not Available +2010-05-11.txt:22:46:58: "Sprache: Englisch" ... and yet not available except on German section of Amazon?? +2010-05-30.txt:20:26:15: The file I was looking for was not available in the other format other than .dmg format, but the files in the .pax were able to be used on cross-platform +2010-06-04.txt:17:07:48: That information is simply not available. +2010-06-05.txt:17:46:10: I also like Uncarrot Tarot but it is not available anywhere and not compatible with standard tarot. Spider tarot is compatible with normal tarot, so the standard trick taking games can still be played with them. +2010-06-10.txt:16:37:03: Operators new and delete are exclusive of C++. They are not available in the C language. But using pure C language and its library, dynamic memory can also be used through the functions malloc, calloc, realloc and free, which are also available in C++ including the header file (see cstdlib for more info). +2010-06-27.txt:17:40:24: [[Is it taboo, in the world of software, to deliver code which is at the same time freely available for anybody to inspect but not available for free modification? Is it acceptable to say "look but don't touch"?]] --Sam Hughes +2010-06-28.txt:18:17:56: Ah, I remember calling that one once, and I just got a message "ROM BASIC NOT AVAILABLE" while the machine hung. This was in 1999-ish. +2010-07-07.txt:00:22:34: whaddyamean not available +2010-07-18.txt:16:43:34: "Firefox is not available in the standard repository, but the ultra-fast Minefield is - a customized version of Firefox." *rage* +2010-08-06.txt:19:25:46: Window manager shall include taskbar with clock, tiling and floating windows, background can be solid color or background picture (the background picture must be non-animated and the same size as the screen, because stretch is not available), and not much else other than many keyboard functions and mouse chording to manipulate windows and signals. (The taskbar needs only the list of windows open and the time, nothing else) +2010-08-31.txt:23:07:12: not available in real mode afaik +2010-09-11.txt:06:07:48: The ^ "Go North" instruction causes the IP to travel north; the v "Go South" instruction causes the IP to travel south. These instructions are not available in Unefunge. +2010-09-11.txt:06:07:51: The h "Go High" instruction causes the IP to travel up (delta <- (0,0,1)); the l "Go Low" instruction causes the IP to travel down (delta <- (0,0,-1)). These instructions are not available in Unefunge or Befunge. +2010-09-11.txt:06:07:59: The ] "Turn Right" and [ "Turn Left" instructions rotate by 90 degrees the delta of the IP which encounters them. They always rotate on the z axis. These instructions are not available in Unefunge. +2010-09-11.txt:06:10:17: like v, and if non-zero it acts like ^. | is not available in Unefunge. +2010-09-11.txt:06:10:19: The m "High-Low If" (think middle) instruction pops a value off the stack; if it is zero it acts like l, and if non-zero it acts like h. m is not available in Unefunge or Befunge. +2010-09-11.txt:06:10:22: The w "Compare" instruction pops a value b off the stack, then pops a value a, then compares them. (a is called a because it was the first of the two values to be pushed onto the stack.) If the a is smaller, w acts like [, and turns left. If the a is greater, w acts like ], and turns right. If a and b are equal, w does not affect the IP's delta. This instruction is not available in Befunge-93, nor Unefunge. +2010-09-11.txt:06:11:46: The n "Clear Stack" instruction (not available in Befunge-93) completely wipes the stack (popping and discarding elements until it is empty.) +2010-09-12.txt:18:51:18: alise, where do you like me to scp them? I assume you can set up a temp account on some suitable server. The one I normally use is not available atm due to data center problems +2010-09-24.txt:23:40:26: Standard adventure game library is not created much yet (it is not available yet), but you can write your own library (and then INCLUDE it) +2010-10-15.txt:18:04:14: [[LISP - An electric car. It's simple but slow. Seat belts are not available.]] +2010-10-18.txt:19:27:30: Vorpal: yeah, that's basically the same thing. it has them, but not available through normal means. +2010-10-22.txt:21:20:09: pikhq: It appears that the FLAC audio is not available separately. +2010-10-28.txt:00:48:36: I preordered the Barbie Computer Engineer doll, and every month Mattel emails me to tell me it's still not available. ... in spite of the fact that the site said it wouldn't be available 'til late November ANYWAY. Thanks for the utterly redundant emails there, Mattel. +2010-11-08.txt:19:58:56: ais523: (data not available) +2010-11-11.txt:01:11:36: elliott, yes it is not available on all FSes. But what do you return for those cases? Some junk value? +2010-11-28.txt:00:47:55: (PuTTY (the terminal I use for IRC) displays invalid UTF-8 codes differently than unicode characters that are not available in the font.) +2010-12-07.txt:23:29:46: (Except the source to System V is of course not available) +2010-12-11.txt:16:32:42: elliott, that video says "not available in your area" +2010-12-18.txt:22:26:23: Is the most recent version of ImageMagick not available as a Ubuntu package? When I send a message to them, they wouldn't install it, because, they said, the Ubuntu package does not have the new version of ImageMagick. (If it is important, I could install it in my home directory, I guess.) +2010-12-20.txt:20:46:56: /usr/include/bits/stdio2.h:115: sorry, unimplemented: inlining failed in call to ‘vprintf’: function body not available +2011-01-04.txt:03:38:34: my $5s are not available during this month or two +2011-01-07.txt:20:28:53: <=< not available +2011-01-07.txt:20:29:00: >=> not available +2011-01-07.txt:20:29:06: (>=>) not available +2011-01-09.txt:06:18:43: cheater00: not available here. +2011-01-20.txt:20:48:27: not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:48:40: what not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:48:49: !echo hi not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:48:58: hi not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:50:28: !c char *s="something"; printf("?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(%s,34,s,34);",34,s,34); not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:50:34: !c char *s="something"; printf("?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(%s,34,s,34);",34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:50:36: !c char *s="something"; printf(,34,s,34); not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:51:28: !c char *s=""?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:51:36: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:51:38: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);"; printf(s,34,s,34); not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:51:51: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:51:53: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:51:54: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:51:56: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:01: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:05: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:07: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:10: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:12: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:14: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:17: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:19: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:21: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:23: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:24: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:26: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:28: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:30: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:32: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:34: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:36: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:37: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:42: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:44: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:46: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:48: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:49: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:51: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:54: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:55: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:52:57: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:53:00: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:53:54: not available +2011-01-20.txt:20:55:35: not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:03: x not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:41: ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:41: ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:42: ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:44: ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:46: ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:48: ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:50: ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:52: ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:54: ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:56: ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:35:58: ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:36:02: ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:36:04: ^lol not available +2011-01-24.txt:03:36:06: ^lol not available +2011-02-01.txt:11:44:06: Yeah, early farming techniques sucked as well, because some knowledge was simply not available. +2011-02-01.txt:16:24:51: 11.01.20:12:51:36 !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-02-01.txt:16:24:51: 11.01.20:12:51:38 !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);"; printf(s,34,s,34); not available +2011-02-01.txt:16:25:32: 11.01.20:12:51:51 !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-02-01.txt:16:25:33: 11.01.20:12:51:53 !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);//"; printf(s,34,s,34);// not available +2011-02-01.txt:16:25:44: x not available +2011-02-07.txt:01:04:26: "not available in" +2011-02-08.txt:17:53:25: (Not available anywhere AFAIK but I almost always end up defining it in my code) +2011-02-18.txt:01:44:14: Gregor: But I'm reading me writing malloc in it in the logs and you saying that it is NOT AVAILABLE ANYWHERREEE +2011-03-14.txt:14:38:19: Vorpal: god knows; not available when that part was being designed? +2011-04-03.txt:04:11:53: Gregor: to belatedly answer: AFAIK ZETA C is not available. +2011-04-10.txt:23:36:36: The LGPL, AGPL, and FDL, are not available in ODF, and none of them are available in Plain TeX. Also, the LGPL is not available in LaTeX. And they have GNU license logos but not with METAFONT. +2011-04-13.txt:23:17:16: what not available +2011-04-13.txt:23:17:23: ^ul (hello)S not available +2011-04-16.txt:23:01:12: A version so outdated it's not available through normal channels. +2011-04-17.txt:19:54:13: apparently 4 on demand is not available in my area +2011-04-19.txt:17:59:31: Currently not available, please try again later! +2011-04-20.txt:23:38:43: (Well, not "sucks", but has one particular currently unbearable bug. Fixed in 1.2. 1.2 is not available to download as far as I can tell) +2011-04-29.txt:18:47:42: what not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:47:56: `run echo hi; # not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:48:13: broken not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:48:46: !underload (ass)S not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:49:10: !underload (?so !underload)S not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:49:10: !underloadAttempt to execute unknown command 32 not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:49:31: !underload (?so !underload )S(elliottcable)S not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:49:31: !underload elliottcableAttempt to execute unknown command 32 not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:49:37: !underload (?so !underload )S( elliottcable )S not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:49:38: !underload elliottcable Attempt to execute unknown command 32 not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:21: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:25: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:28: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:31: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:33: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:36: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:38: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:41: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:43: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:46: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:48: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:51: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:53: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:56: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:51:58: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:01: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:03: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:06: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:08: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:11: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:13: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:15: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:18: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:20: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:23: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:25: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:28: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:31: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:52:33: !c char *s="?so !c char *s=%c%s%c; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable "; printf(s,34,s,34);// elliottcable not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:58:38: !bot not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:58:49: !bot not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:59:05: `echo !bot not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:59:06: !bot not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:59:21: `echo !bot not available +2011-04-29.txt:18:59:22: !bot not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:00:37: `echo !bot m/ m/ not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:00:37: !bot m/ m/ not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:01:25: `echo !bot \m/ \m/ not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:01:26: !bot \m/ \m/ not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:02:47: `echo !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:02:48: !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:02:57: `echo !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:02:58: !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:08:38: `echo !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:08:39: !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:17:15: `echo !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do??? not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:17:16: !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do??? not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:20:06: `echo !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do??? not available +2011-04-29.txt:19:20:07: !bot what are the \m/ \m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do??? not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:21:10: what does this do not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:30:57: what does this do not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:31:02: help not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:31:15: !c puts("test"); not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:31:28: fungot not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:33:04: what not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:33:10: `echo "\o/" not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:33:10: "\o/" not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:36:14: !underload (?so !underload):SaS not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:36:15: !underload(?so !underload)Attempt to execute unknown command 32 not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:40:20: !c puts("test"); // not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:40:52: !c puts("!echo `echo @so !perl print \"test\""); // not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:41:23: !c puts("`echo @so !perl print \"test\" //"); // not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:41:27: !perl print "test" // not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:42:12: !c puts("`echo @so !perl print \"`echo \\o/\" //"); // not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:42:15: !perl print "`echo \o/" // not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:42:33: !c puts("`echo @so !perl print \"`echo yay\" //"); // not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:42:36: !perl print "`echo yay" // not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:48:21: @so not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:48:30: `echo @so not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:48:31: @so not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:48:31: not available not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:51:47: !haskell text "@so test" -- not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:52:01: !haskell putStrLn "test" -- not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:52:38: !haskell putStrLn "@so !haskell putStrLn \"test\"" -- not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:52:40: !haskell putStrLn "test" not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:52:49: !haskell putStrLn "@so !haskell putStrLn \"test\"--"-- not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:52:51: !haskell putStrLn "test"-- not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:54:10: !haskell putStrLn "test" not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:54:23: !haskell putStrLn "test"-- not available +2011-04-29.txt:23:57:39: !haskell putStrLn.ap(++)show"putStrLn.ap(++)show"-- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:00:44: !haskell putStrLn.ap(++)show"putStrLn.ap(++)show"-- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:01:12: !haskell putStrLn.ap(++)show"putStrLn.ap(++)show"-- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:01:34: !haskell putStrLn"test?"-- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:02:52: !haskell (\s->putStrLn$s(++)show s)"(\s->putStrLn$s(++)show s)"-- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:03:15: !haskell (\s->putStrLn$s++show s)"(\s->putStrLn$s++show s)"-- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:03:56: !haskell (\s->putStrLn(s ++ show s))"(\s->putStrLn(s ++ show s))"-- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:05:09: !haskell (\\s->putStrLn(s ++ show s))"(\\s->putStrLn(s ++ show s))" -- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:05:43: !haskell (\\\s->putStrLn(s ++ show s))"(\\\s->putStrLn(s ++ show s))" -- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:06:11: !haskell (\s->putStrLn(s ++ show s))"(\\s->putStrLn(s ++ show s))" -- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:08:07: !haskell (\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))"@so !haskell (\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))""--"-- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:08:18: !haskell (\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))"@so !haskell (\\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))""--"-- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:08:21: 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show t ++ t))"@so !haskell (\\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))""--"-- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:08:43: !haskell (\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))"@so !haskell (\\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))""--"-- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:08:46: !haskell (\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))"@so !haskell (\\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))""--"-- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:08:49: !haskell (\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))"@so !haskell (\\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))""--"-- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:08:52: !haskell (\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))"@so !haskell (\\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))""--"-- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:08:55: !haskell (\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))"@so !haskell (\\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))""--"-- not available +2011-04-30.txt:00:08:58: !haskell (\s t->putStrLn(s ++ show s ++ show t ++ t))"@so !haskell (\\s 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used anywhere that a * kind type is expected, but not the other way around. If a type of kind * is expected and a type of kind + is used, it is the type with that many values. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.15122 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.15122 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,33 @@ +2006-04-28.txt:22:18:21: thou shalt not code c++ ;) +2006-07-24.txt:21:05:17: ihope_: Thou shalt pay attention. Thou shalt not design another evil language until you hath finished listening. +2006-08-08.txt:16:42:03: 1) Thou shalt not hold any compression algorithm above me. +2006-08-08.txt:16:43:17: 3) Thou shalt not swear falsely by the name of zlib. +2006-08-25.txt:21:29:59: Razor-X: Thou shalt not build regexp's into a base language :P +2006-08-26.txt:00:59:22: Thou shalt not discuss religion on #esoteric +2006-08-26.txt:01:21:43: AND GOD SAW THAT THE EARTH HAD FUCKEDUP, AND HIS PROPHET SAID TO THE STACK: "THOU SHALT NOT BE EMPTY, BUT UNTO YOU THE FULLNESS OF THE EARTH BE GIVEN" +2007-01-03.txt:21:11:57: Thou shalt not fuck around with the parser at runtime. +2007-08-26.txt:14:45:30: Thou Shalt Not Invoke Undefined Behaviour. +2008-02-23.txt:21:16:13: 13:29:59 Razor-X: Thou shalt not build regexp's into a base language :P +2008-04-28.txt:02:32:36: "thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife" Ex 20:17 +2009-01-07.txt:20:45:35: ANARCHIC GOVERNMENT FORMS BASED ON TEN COMMANDMENTS. THESE INCLUDE 1. THOU SHALT NOT LEVY TAXES 5. THOU SHALT NOT MANAGE. +2009-01-07.txt:20:46:10: 3. THOU SHALT NOT ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS. +2009-01-07.txt:20:52:18: 4. THOU SHALT NOT ATTEMPT TO GET POWER OVER OTHERS, UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH. (THIS IS THE ONLY CRIME WITH PUNISHMENT MORE THAN A FINE.) +2009-03-12.txt:21:13:33: Thou shalt not ssh onto thine router, for that is an abomination. +2009-06-07.txt:00:42:26: And the Ehird said: Thou shalt not start a sentence with "And". And everyone begot mightily confused. +2010-02-05.txt:16:33:14: 4. Thou shalt not distribute as part of a "Hits of the 90's" compilation. +2010-02-14.txt:05:22:11: alise: And the chaldeans that fight against the south, to the twelve tribes, serving night and day, for he is defiled shall eat the fruit of a wise man hateth not the stroke of their heresies. Others have explained these locusts, and of the lord said: thou shalt not pass over thee, till thou know not to death. And the king of egypt, and upon the altar. +2010-02-14.txt:05:22:26: THOU SHALT NOT PASS OVER THEE, TILL THOU KNOW NOT TO DEATH +2010-03-19.txt:21:31:35: pikhq: THOU SHALT NOT MENTION PSOX +2010-04-09.txt:18:32:40: Thou shalt not use romaji for Japanese. +2010-08-13.txt:21:47:29: Thou shalt not zap. +2010-09-10.txt:21:11:12: Wasn't it so that Moses' stone slabs had some "thou shalt not dynamically scope" engravings? +2010-09-10.txt:21:15:31: "1. Thou shalt not criticise any aspect of Lisp." +2010-11-11.txt:00:41:00: pikhq: Thou shalt not kill.[1] +2010-11-11.txt:00:44:30: "Thou shalt not kill. No, seriously. No killing at all, that's a total dick move." +2010-12-15.txt:15:21:20: THOU SHALT NOT COPY. +2011-03-16.txt:18:36:58: but really, i think the rule of thumb for bots is "thou shalt not make an annoying bot" +2011-07-03.txt:03:16:48: thou shalt not take the name of wadler in vain, thou shalt not covet your neighbors impure scripting language, bind unto others as you would have them bind unto you +2011-07-04.txt:05:36:40: Thou shalt not ignore CC +2011-07-04.txt:05:36:48: Thou shalt not override CC. +2011-09-15.txt:03:55:11: Thou shalt not STM :P +2011-09-22.txt:17:27:25: `pastelogs thou shalt not diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.15923 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.15923 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +2003-12-01.txt:22:10:27: -!- calamari_ has joined #esoteric. +2005-07-31.txt:21:56:13: will probably do something similar +2009-03-26.txt:18:13:05: └─────┴─┴─┘ +2008-11-22.txt:00:21:03: There's quite a lot of speech recognition research that's been motivated by "it seems as if humans do it sort of like this, a bit, maybe"; it's a bit of a buzzword nowadays. +2003-11-20.txt:04:52:55: -!- lament has joined #esoteric. +2010-03-30.txt:19:55:45: --alise; in the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. +2005-11-21.txt:23:35:15: 111 and 255 and 0, oh my. +2011-01-01.txt:20:23:14: Vorpal: (Try looking at your laptop's and imagining a screen quite a bit smaller.) +2011-07-17.txt:01:22:41: 'The citizens of Slaughterville voiced their opinion by serving free hot dogs and brandishing signs that read, "Beef: it's what's for dinner." +2009-12-12.txt:08:21:44: -!- Fuco has joined #esoteric. +2003-07-11.txt:08:00:00: -!- clog has joined #esoteric. +2012-01-09.txt:22:10:57: Data.List elemIndex :: Eq a => a -> [a] -> Maybe Int +2011-10-09.txt:18:46:23: "please stop that wget i beg you" +2008-05-20.txt:19:51:52: #!/usr/lib/nomic/bin/nomic-root bash +2006-10-19.txt:04:56:41: Mono? +2008-10-11.txt:10:56:54: I see how this can work. +2005-01-23.txt:16:02:58: -!- fizzie has quit (tolkien.freenode.net irc.freenode.net). +2008-12-08.txt:23:09:22: Algol had ¢ as one option for a comment delimiter, IIRC +2003-10-27.txt:00:57:05: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.icehouse.net/nungester/HP16C_e{1,2}.jpg -- and don't forget to celebrate maladay. +2005-03-31.txt:04:59:40: -!- heatsink has joined #esoteric. +2010-11-13.txt:21:54:55: elliott, he relied on THAT? +2009-03-11.txt:19:24:30: it's not a problem +2007-12-18.txt:03:23:33: -!- qqvc has joined #esoteric. +2009-02-22.txt:00:53:01: that is my ip +2008-08-06.txt:19:45:40: makewhatis - Create the whatis database +2005-06-22.txt:23:05:15: examine the pipe +2010-11-01.txt:04:14:25: translation: +2006-12-30.txt:21:29:06: erm... well, I use the @ character for something... +2010-06-16.txt:17:48:56: Huh? +2006-03-22.txt:21:53:36: Let's do that again... +2007-06-27.txt:19:09:44: okenization is my term for "whuz applied to what" +2005-01-30.txt:08:00:00: -!- clog has joined #esoteric. +2004-08-28.txt:08:00:00: -!- clog has joined #esoteric. +2005-09-26.txt:02:32:47: r might still be useful. just don't know how :) +2005-07-22.txt:12:51:26: cat program in Versert. +2007-08-28.txt:15:50:23: :\ +2003-09-15.txt:07:59:59: -!- clog has quit (ended). +2007-07-21.txt:17:28:18: and a cell for index carrying if you do random access memory +2005-02-08.txt:19:28:09: @ +2009-03-29.txt:21:59:08: hm static maybe diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.1598 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.1598 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,734 @@ +1) I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... More practice is in order. +4) that's where I got it rocket launch facility gift shop +5) GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) His body should be given to science. He's alive :P Even so. +7) what, you mean that wasn't your real name? Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) TODO: sex life +9) Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? not yet trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) 11 holes for me :D +12) GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) Meh ._. +19) oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) after all, what are DVD players for? +30) pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. ehird: consider low-gravity porn fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +31) I am not on the moon. +32) Or the brutal rape of the English language! That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +33) i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +34) is there a problem with it being carbonized :D yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +35) anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true should put that on my todo list +36) I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +37) kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? +38) i'm my dad's unborn sister +39) `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny How hard is that +40) [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +41) actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +42) Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +43) With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +44) I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +45) It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +46) Reality isn't a part of physics +47) oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +48) Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +49) If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... I'd call it jabbear. +50) GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +51) no Deewiant No?! I've been living a lie yep. Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +52) ??? Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? Or are there monster dildos and cocks? Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +53) Maternal instincts? Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +54) I think hamsters cannot be inert. +55) I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +56) yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +57) Porn. There, see? +58) So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +59) both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +60) What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +61) hmm, this is hard +62) actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +63) if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +64) oohhh ha heh and what are your other characteristics? oh, many, madbrain but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +65) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### Meh * FireFly dies +66) Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +67) im the worst person in the world +68) i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +69) ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +70) Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +71) SF.net porn :/ Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +72) I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> +73) i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +74) I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +75) Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +76) Invalid! Kill! Kill! I get that feeling too. +77) It's not incest if you're third cousins! +78) What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +79) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +80) Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +81) I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +82) Where's the link to the log? THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +83) My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +84) [Warrigal] `addquote hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +85) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +86) Ah, vulva. What is that, anyway? +87) Discrimination fields ACTIVATE. +88) I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +89) bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +90) Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +91) So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +92) For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +93) A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +94) and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain it's all falling into place +95) so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +96) let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +97) oklopol geez what are you doing here ...i don't know :< i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +98) think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +99) Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +100) I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +101) it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +102) I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +103) (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +104) Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +105) theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +106) I want a patent on common sense It wouldn't get me much though >_> +107) I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +108) fungot!*@* added to ignore list. AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +109) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +110) sekuoir: that's just gay sex I am learning though! +111) Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +112) okay I see it now, quines do exist +113) Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +114) if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect ^ I learned that trick from atheists +115) use "grep --crazy" +116) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] what? she said square ped :| +117) insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +118) alise: why internet is like wtf +119) I am an inherently pornographic being. +120) Hooray! I'm an idiot. +121) you move on the tape and shit +122) like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English alise: that's great filler ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +123) And... WTF is it doing. :( Is it sexing? +124) ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots ill do it later +125) pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +126) alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +127) AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +128) AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +129) [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +130) alise, marble marbelus +131) cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +132) we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +133) alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +134) what's the data of? [...] Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation I have no problems with you being interested in online games but the necrophilia is disturbing +135) Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +136) Because you're a Mac user. I am! and proud of it to My mouse has *no* buttons. +137) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +138) but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +139) oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? it's not clear from the RFCs +140) reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +141) how does a "DNA computer" work. von neumann machines? CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +142) CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +143) ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +144) ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +145) Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +146) cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +147) alise: I suck at coding related. +148) incest is best +149) Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +150) Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +151) (in #irp) Flonk, ask on #esoteric? Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +152) So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. Involving open wounds. I'm going to take a shower +153) GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +154) OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +155) INTERNET YAY Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +156) cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +157) i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +158) pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +159) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +160) Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +161) I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +162) pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +163) it was too difficult +164) You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +165) you should be eating corpses more +166) Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +167) alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +168) Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +169) Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +170) colon is where your ass comes from right +171) < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +172) "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." alise: I I was going to say something then your last line floored me +173) Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? alise: TLAAW +174) It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +175) alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +176) Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +177) it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +178) the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +179) (I've just been playing with myself.) +180) It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! WRONG 8 WEEKS +181) Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +182) dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0 ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? Vorpal, you don't want to know. Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer Vorpal: "horrible" +184) i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +185) I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +186) i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +187) comex: what? *vorpal comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +188) Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +189) elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +190) ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +191) catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +192) elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +193) syntax is the least important part of a programming language other than Python +194) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +195) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +196) there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +197) I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +198) fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! everything looks like an error anyway +199) HOT SEXY SEX BITS +200) How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +201) elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. Two! +202) DAMN YOU, I'm leaving olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +203) Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +204) well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy and i own a piano and i'm not wearing socks +205) fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +206) [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +207) it seems that CUIL is dead +208) Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +209) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +210) Vorpal loves the sodomy. elliott, sure why not +211) So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] It's a trivial C program :P +212) "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +213) That is the mark of Gregor right there. tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that It's still the mark of Gregor. +214) For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +215) OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +216) (had real world issues) (to deal with) Vorpal's pregnant. yes +217) elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? what Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +218) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot pikhq: I'm underage! +219) zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. It's broken? +220) Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +221) quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror typing is kind of difficult +222) My quotes are boring +223) oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +224) your premise to falsify "false" is false +225) I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +226) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +227) The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +228) I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +229) Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +230) elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +231) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave +232) Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +233) I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +234) ... come to think of it, +235) Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +236) And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +237) clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness or ability to run at all ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +238) LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +239) 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. HAHA [...] this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +240) as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +241) vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +242) GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +243) Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +244) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +245) i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice umm, sufficiently small +246) yay CDE +247) oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +248) hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +249) ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +250) are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +251) [on Walter Bright] I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +252) Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +253) mtve, now he's an expert idler. mtve: kitty kitty kitty +254) ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing I think that would be illegal. oh you are right damn :/ +255) I need a new desktop background j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) uhrghoaudp +256) * quintopia sits on gregor +257) [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +258) Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +259) elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +260) who's walter bright and why is he so bright locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc locks: guilty +261) We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +262) This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +263) ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +264) gah, why does lose keep winning? +265) (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +266) who is guido van rossum you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +267) actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +268) Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! and a monad! nothing can stop me now! +269) !bfjoust test (-)*10000 Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 yay +270) !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 probably will suck Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 what +271) `addquote I'm a bit 'tarded. (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +272) HELLWORLD! It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. There is more agony. +273) My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +274) so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +275) oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think oerjan: What - the - fuck +276) [on egojoust] The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +277) OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +278) !bfjoust sm3 < Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +279) $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +280) !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +281) I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +282) file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +283) If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +284) lol @ closed character set standard "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +285) [on DNA Maze] it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +286) back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +287) Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +288) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +289) Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +290) gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +291) 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +292) zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +293) just because i'm homosexual doesn't mean i have sex with men. ...i'm also a paedophile [...] see if i'm a gay paedophile i don't have sex with men i have sex with BOYS +294) actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +295) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +296) Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +297) okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +298) Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +299) However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +300) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +301) shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +302) elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +303) My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +304) There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +305) Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +306) elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +307) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +308) addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +309) Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +310) oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +311) quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* i mean with you +312) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +313) Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +314) I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +315) wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +316) it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +317) ais523: quick, say something funny something funny hagrea:D can'tä sopt laughitn +318) elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +319) elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +320) ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +321) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something +322) Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +323) BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +324) Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +325) [After a long monologue] i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +326) That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +327) elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +328) i'm really sleep +329) elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +330) elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +331) I use LiGNUXFCE+apps That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +332) I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +333) and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +334) elliott, it was an artful robbery! wait, murder +335) I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +336) haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +337) Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +338) that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +339) A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. See? I'm intellectual. +340) I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +341) DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +342) Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +343) anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +344) i actually do like sucking +345) [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +346) i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +347) o.O There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. It's called "not being a mammal" :P +348) the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +349) esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +350) destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +351) ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +352) I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +353) http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg worlds biggest thumb +354) oerjan: why so potable ...... DRINK ME +355) what telnets are there [...] where are a list of telnets? +356) (im not a lawyer) (im just making stuff up +357) Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +358) boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +359) here's a good multiplication algorithm 1010101 x 110 well I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +360) 3 = 7/2 +361) [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +362) when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +363) right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +364) i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +365) Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +366) Write-only IRC: best idea Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +367) AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +368) Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +369) [on Sgeo's karaoke] Sgeo: awesome sounds like a japan anime sound track +370) [on Sgeo's karaoke] That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +371) Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +372) Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +373) oerjan you're swedish, right? +374) my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +375) Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +376) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one +377) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one thankfully only two +378) yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +379) I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse I invented Metaplace sex >.> +380) sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here I think so +381) I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything Yes. And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +382) Vorpal: it's actually called Happy Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +383) i hope that isn't child pornography whew equally cute tho, have to admit +384) Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +385) scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +386) I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +387) Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +388) two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +389) `addquote two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +390) [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +391) Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +392) Oracle's awesome +393) How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! I have the weirdest boner right now. +394) CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +395) oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +396) And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +397) [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +398) You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +399) The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +400) hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +401) Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +402) Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +403) yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +404) Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +405) but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +406) are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +407) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] I need to learn more Haskell... ..I need to get op privs. +408) I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +409) Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser monqy, how hard could it be? +410) I hope type inference isn't difficult +411) You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +412) anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours and masturbate as well +413) The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +414) so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +415) [on spiking] drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +416) what would you ever need petrol for newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +417) [on petrol] oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +418) " elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +419) if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +420) It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +421) HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER Oh noooooooooooooooooose! Gregor: lol nose geddit +422) you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +423) I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +424) I used to be more irritated by alcohol Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +425) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +426) You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +427) elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" eventually all US bills will just be solid green +428) meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary so far, it has found four digits I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +429) The wickedest man of all. Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. you talking about me again? Yes. k +430) "system is fairly sane imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum would you object to that being trademarked I mean phrase trade" oops +431) Something about faiing a asanity check sanity faliling failing +432) Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +433) as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +434) i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +435) oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page thanks elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +436) decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +437) Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are Damn right! +438) " Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +439) im going to resurrect rutian with vitamin pills and book sales +440) adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +441) as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw quintopia: I am at Canada. +442) elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +443) I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +444) The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +445) Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +446) oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +447) Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +448) [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +449) pikhq, living in the future sucks. The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +450) oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +451) such a famous bisexual Yeah, like Marlon Brando. And Caligula. And... Keeley Hawes? I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +452) elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +453) it was a wonderful dream i died in it that's how it started +454) the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +455) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets #toilet is useless is #toilet even a thing I'm looking for help with toilets +456) Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that Or, at least, my toilet looks different +457) mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +458) drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +459) #%%:]__t�# do you see that that is great progress taking place +460) well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +461) elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +462) elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +463) Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +464) Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +465) No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +466) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires The bacon is worth it +467) ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +468) you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them that doesn't work. we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +469) The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +470) Cut to February War were declared A galaxy in turmoil Anyway, Febuary '10 +471) I can't afford one of those! A grandchild, not a laser printer +472) doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +473) MY CONTINUITY MY FANFICTION RUINED +474) to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +475) god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +476) (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +477) I have a WRT120N Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +478) There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] You've just gave me a different result [...] It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +479) Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +480) That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +481) interestingly enough, go is a second player win chess is also first player win tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +482) Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +483) I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +484) The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +485) Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +486) God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +487) Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +488) So... God has jizzed on everything? have you even READ the bible? +489) Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +490) This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +491) rest in peace lambdabot???? monqy: it'll probably be back later nap in peace +492) ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +493) 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +494) Non sequitur is my forte On-topic discussion is my piano Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte Full fat milk is my pianissimo On which note, I'm hungry +495) in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +496) If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +497) monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +498) itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +499) It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +500) Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +501) Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +502) australia kicks ass we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +503) My memory passed rest in peace sgeos memory +504) cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +505) tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +506) [2008] i'm testing Haiku and it appears that it is a major shit 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +507) Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +508) aibohphobia The fear of palindromes +509) Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +510) elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +511) it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +512) Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +513) beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +514) I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +515) So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +516) i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +517) Well, I'm now experimenting with clients It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +518) I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +519) fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +520) Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +521) elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +522) Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +523) Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. SHIT JUST GOT REAL +524) OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. It's been fun knowing him. +525) Taneb's been hit by melancholy. He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +526) Oh god. I've become a metallurgy hipster. +527) You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +528) Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana Judaism has them beat, of course I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +529) it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +530) I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +531) what i mean by afk is i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +532) anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +533) oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +534) sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +535) Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +536) the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +537) What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +538) it's the pain of the gaps argument no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain it's never close enough +539) Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +540) What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +541) well, you have bested me itidus20: Yes. +542) now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +543) What is miff-muffered moof? that's a tough question +544) software patents strike again that's got to be at least three times, now are they out yet? +545) like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with but that would be NP hard I think +546) combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +547) IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +548) I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +549) I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +550) On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +551) A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +552) (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +553) that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +554) I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +555) Maybe if you try diplomacy. Pointy steel diplomacy +556) i started running and smoking i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +557) I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +558) elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +559) this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +560) I think it's fizzie against everyone atm AND EVERYONE IS WINNING EXCEPT FIZZIE +561) lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +562) That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +563) mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +564) im sampling ultra hip holiday hes the boogie woogie santa clause switching to oktoberfest yes i would love to shop to this +565) im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +566) i am out of all the fame loops and the australien soap opera loops so much loop / s omcuh +567) The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +568) elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +569) ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +570) elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +571) They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +572) game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +573) Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +574) we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +575) I keep asking random people for "friendship " and it's crippling +576) I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +577) Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +578) Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby I will boil your veins. Which is less bad? Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +579) I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +580) FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +581) Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +582) Intake flooded with magma. Reactor connected. Pumps active. YES IT'S WORKING +583) "Do a sea monster while whatever." +584) But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +585) The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +586) I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +587) Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +588) monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] @messages quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +589) theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +590) elliott, it is typical of you Vorpal: so are most things I say +591) well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +592) elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +593) now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = elliott_: let's not start that again." +594) You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +595) OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +596) help me i am so alone :( new computer good enough to simulate real parents +597) elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +598) indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +599) elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +600) Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +601) this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +602) THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +603) It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +604) oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +605) dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! I need.....an adult ;_; +606) We have no leather. Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +607) according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +608) Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +609) When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +610) one time I tried cpp programming ​ it was hellish ​ maybe I should try again +611) CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +612) king is something women are better at than men +613) Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +614) Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +615) [from 2009] That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +616) in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +617) what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +618) I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +619) Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +620) elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +621) You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? Monads are like that, only worse. +622) Mayor says we need to make aluminum items Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +623) Dear god stop staring at me. no never monqy is always staring at everyone. it takes many eyes to do this but I manage He is an inspiration to us all. +624) Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +625) One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +626) Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +627) Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +628) Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... elliott: fuck you. There. Perfect. Carry on. +629) lol :( +630) But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +631) jesus, yes.. he was human and that is fantastic more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +632) I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +633) yes 5 is very infixr +634) if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +635) it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +636) The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +637) OMG What if we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +638) It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. Also lesbian. +639) i agree with elliott +640) did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +641) isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +642) fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +643) It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +644) sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +645) elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +646) Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +647) my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +648) I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +649) The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +650) I think stealing is more appropriate +651) i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +652) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +653) but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +654) so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +655) Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +656) [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +657) An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +658) [in the context of Open University] "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +659) l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +660) never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +661) Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +662) When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +663) Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? You stole it from us first! +664) bad people have feelings too but they're bad so it's okay +665) It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +666) Real Tar is GNU tar. You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +667) But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +668) that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +669) fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +670) (Of Minecraft:) So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +671) oh god oh god what if I become attracted to birds +672) "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +673) 678) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love 187) Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +674) ais523: those suck hmm, those are all pretty good +675) It's missing the "bear scat showing a diet of prime numbers" picture. +676) You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. It wasn't in deep space. It was orbiting Bajor. +677) If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. Also probably works in real life? +678) I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +679) http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +680) clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +681) That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +682) I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +683) it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them and you get a new interesting esolang diagonal principle… +684) i did applied fisheries research when i was little got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +685) that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +686) COCKS [...] truly cocks +687) Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. +688) where is this going. why is this going. +689) anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +690) fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +691) I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +692) I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +693) Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +694) I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish I don't fit in your quaint little categories +695) Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +696) Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +697) Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +698) ...Overlapping? +699) Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +700) elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +701) oh my god that is one ugly solution beautiful +702) Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +703) (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +704) VMS Mosaic? I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +705) elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +706) No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +707) It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +708) Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +709) There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +710) elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +711) elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +712) Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +713) also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +714) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +715) Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS +716) ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +717) ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +718) `quote themselves No output. `quote norway No output. `quote lunch No output. Useless bot. +719) the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +720) You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. `quote kmc 686) COCKS [...] truly cocks Well, in theory. +721) characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +722) but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +723) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +724) Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +725) The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +726) I guess only gay people fuck? +727) also who it a tome, a small one +728) shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? No. whew we don't have room for more esolangers there. oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? no Whew. We don't have room for more esolangers there. +729) Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? fizzie: Yes. There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +730) the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +731) it's not even about strictness actually not strictly about strictness, anyway +732) I like category theory because when you get over how damn weird it is it's still weird. +733) Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +734) wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.16376 diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.16559 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.16559 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,124 @@ +2011-03-10.txt:21:16:42: enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-10.txt:21:16:47: `addquote enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-10.txt:21:17:08: treederwright, what're the dimensions of the matrix of solidity? +2011-03-10.txt:21:17:08: ENTER MY OCTAGON AND FACE MY MATRIX OF SOLIDITY +2011-03-10.txt:21:18:01: Is the matrix of solidity square? Is it invertible? +2011-03-10.txt:21:18:31: WE WILL NEVER FIND THE INVERSE OF OUR MATRIX OF SOLIDITY +2011-03-10.txt:21:18:45: elliott: Perhaps all our matrices are submatrices of the matrix of solidity. +2011-03-10.txt:21:19:01: -!- elliott changed the topic of #esoteric to: The Residence of the Entrapments of the Matrix of Solidity | http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D | http://208.78.103.223/esoteric/ +2011-03-10.txt:21:19:16: -!- elliott changed the topic of #esoteric to: The Residency of the Entrapments of the Matrix of Solidity | http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D | http://208.78.103.223/esoteric/ +2011-03-10.txt:22:19:03: `addquote enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-10.txt:22:21:18: "matrix of solidity" +2011-03-10.txt:22:22:28: `addquote enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-10.txt:22:22:29: 330) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-10.txt:22:22:49: matrix of solidity is good enough. +2011-03-29.txt:01:39:17: ESOTERIC TOPICS IN COMPUTING AND PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES. WE HAVE THEM. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D , http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | Everyone who has not yet contributed to the libc.so fund: There is still time! As those who do not contribute will be required to enter the Evisceration Chamber within 48 hours of the end of the auction, those who have not yet donated are highly advised to +2011-03-29.txt:01:39:48: -!- Gregor changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC TOPICS IN COMPUTING AND PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES. WE HAVE THEM. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D , http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | Gregor's libc.so fund: As those who do not contribute will be required to enter the Evisceration Chamber within 48 hours of the end of the auction, those who have not yet donated are +2011-03-29.txt:01:41:30: -!- Gregor changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC TOPICS IN COMPUTING AND PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES. WE HAVE THEM. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D , http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | Gregor's libc.so fund: Those who don't contribute will be forced into Evisceration Chamber. If you haven't donated, you are highly advised to consider it! +2011-03-29.txt:01:55:49: Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. +2011-03-29.txt:02:02:41: -!- Gregor changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC TOPICS IN COMPUTING AND PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES. WE HAVE THEM. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D , http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | Gregor's libc.so fund: Those who don't contribute will be forced into the Evisceration Chamber. If you haven't donated, you are highly advised to consider it! +2011-03-29.txt:02:03:06: Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. Have a nice day! +2011-03-29.txt:14:41:05: Well, then enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. +2011-03-29.txt:19:29:23: Phantom_Hoover: ENJOY BEING LOCKED IN YOUR MATRIX OF SOLIDITY. +2011-03-30.txt:02:02:43: oerjan: Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. +2011-03-30.txt:05:01:03: -!- catseye has quit (Quit: locking myself back into my matrix of solidity. and/or sleeping). +2011-03-30.txt:16:20:04: Sadly, they too were locked in their matrix of solidity. +2011-03-30.txt:20:39:32: OR ARE YOU LOCKED IN A MATRIX OF SOLIDITY? +2011-03-30.txt:20:40:03: NOW THAT HE IS FREED OF THE MATRIX OF SOLIDITY WE CAN MOCK HIM IN SO MANY OTHER WAYS +2011-03-31.txt:17:58:03: enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-31.txt:19:00:11: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF6LJ1BxEkc&feature=related <<< this guy here is totally locked in his matrix of solidity +2011-03-31.txt:19:27:29: But then, maybe I'm just locked in my matrix of solidity. +2011-03-31.txt:19:32:02: The matrix of solidity. +2011-03-31.txt:19:32:22: i'm so going to break out from my matrix of solidity +2011-03-31.txt:19:32:38: unsolidify the matrix of solidity? +2011-03-31.txt:19:34:13: enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-03-31.txt:19:51:36: unsolidify the matrix of solidity? +2011-03-31.txt:19:52:41: Spoken like someone locked within their matrix of solidity. +2011-03-31.txt:19:53:27: RIP Phantom_Hoover \ 2004-2011 \ He tried to escape his matrix of solidity +2011-03-31.txt:19:57:36: WAIT I HAVE A BETTER IDEA FOR BREAKING THE MATRIX OF SOLIDITY +2011-04-01.txt:11:42:13: -!- elliott changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-04-01.txt:14:29:04: Probably because he's locked in his matrix of solidity. +2011-04-01.txt:21:43:01: -!- cpressey changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html (+Qdeql +Sceql +SMETANA) | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-04-01.txt:21:43:51: "Hmm. Indeed, this forum is indeed not very mephitic. And I *do* feel like escaping my matrix of solidity... aha! The solution to my woes!" +2011-04-01.txt:23:42:21: * iconmaster is enjoying being locked in his matrix of solidity. +2011-04-02.txt:13:31:32: Welcome to the matrix of solidity. +2011-04-03.txt:00:29:31: -!- elliott changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | Catch sufficiently hello world. | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html (+Qdeql +Sceql +SMETANA) | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-04-03.txt:17:32:36: -!- catseye changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | Catch sufficiently hello world. | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html (+Ale) | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-04-03.txt:18:33:17: and while you're at it, enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity! +2011-04-03.txt:18:36:43: Vorpal: ENJOY BEING LOCKED IN YOUR MATRIX OF SOLIDITY, ASSHOLE +2011-04-03.txt:20:04:40: catseye: bah. i'd prefer you locked it into a matrix of solidity!!!! +2011-04-05.txt:01:21:00: -!- catseye changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | Catch sufficiently hello world. | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html (+Etcha +fixes) | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-04-05.txt:01:21:23: -!- tswett changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | Catch sufficiently hello world. | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html (+Etcha +fixes) | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | I dismiss you, tswettbot. +2011-04-05.txt:01:22:11: -!- tswett changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | Catch sufficiently hello world. | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html (+Etcha +fixes) | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-04-05.txt:01:25:43: -!- catseye changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | Catch sufficiently hello world. | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html (+Etcha +fixes) | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | tswettbot: join #python! +2011-04-05.txt:01:28:28: -!- catseye changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | Catch sufficiently hello world. | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html (+Etcha +fixes) | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-04-05.txt:02:39:22: enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-04-05.txt:13:38:28: * elliott yawns. in his matrix of solidity. +2011-04-05.txt:23:14:12: -!- tswett changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | Catch sufficiently hello world. | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html (+Etcha +fixes) | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-04-06.txt:01:29:21: -!- tswett changed the topic of #esoteric to: ESOTERIC LANGUAGES | Catch sufficiently hello world. | An unusually not mephitic forum. | Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html (+Etcha +fixes) | Logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D, http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | variable +2011-04-08.txt:17:55:25: He's locked in a matrix of solidity. He cannot respond. +2011-04-08.txt:20:19:50: -!- elliott changed the topic of #esoteric to: An unusually not mephitic forum that catches sufficiently "Hello world. Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity." | yoob: http://catseye.tc/lab/yoob/applet.html | Logs: http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | Some logs also available at http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D +2011-04-08.txt:20:21:30: Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. +2011-04-08.txt:20:23:42: oerjan: WELL START TRANSLATING THE MATRIX OF SOLIDITY LINE THEN ;D +2011-04-08.txt:22:25:05: 330) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-04-08.txt:22:26:10: 13:17:08 treederwright, what're the dimensions of the matrix of solidity? +2011-04-08.txt:22:26:10: 13:18:01 Is the matrix of solidity square? Is it invertible? +2011-04-10.txt:09:07:07: enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-04-15.txt:14:47:32: I don't like anything that has /neither/ the day of the day of the day of the day nor the matrix of solidity. +2011-04-15.txt:14:54:17: God, it's like you lock yourSELF in a matrix of solidity. +2011-04-15.txt:15:06:57: Gregor: Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity. +2011-04-15.txt:15:24:49: This channel is unofficial lies. #matrixofsolidity is the OFFICIAL matrix of solidity. +2011-04-15.txt:15:24:58: PS there is no talking in the matrix of solidity. +2011-04-15.txt:15:25:13: You mean in the FAKE matrix of solidity. +2011-04-15.txt:15:34:47: Gregor: You think the matrix of solidity has this EARTHLY-PLANE concept of a "topic"? +2011-04-15.txt:15:35:00: There is not "no topic", there is simply the lack of the concept of topic, just as the matrix of solidity lacks ifofgjfdg. +2011-04-15.txt:15:35:29: And a lock, although that's outside the matrix and is what's keeping us in, it's not part of the matrix of solidity proper. +2011-04-15.txt:15:36:01: We lock ourselves into the matrix of solidity, and cannot escape. +2011-04-15.txt:15:47:25: But then how are we to be locked in our matrix of solidity? +2011-04-15.txt:15:54:16: Vorpal: YOU CANNOT LEAVE YOUR MATRIX OF SOLIDITY +2011-04-15.txt:17:31:59: leBMD: enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity :-) +2011-04-15.txt:17:54:53: Deewiant: I NOTICE YOU HAVE NOT LOCKED YOURSELF IN THE MATRIX OF SOLIDITY +2011-04-15.txt:18:51:51: The matrix of solidity is there if you look closely. +2011-04-17.txt:13:22:05: I noticed the new frontpage today, and I am dissapointed that there is no Matrix of Solidity quote to be found. +2011-04-26.txt:18:14:27: -!- Gregor changed the topic of #esoteric to: You can never escape your matrix of solidity. (fnarf) | Logs: http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | Some logs also available at http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D +2011-04-27.txt:22:24:10: -!- crystal-cola changed the topic of #esoteric to: You can never escape your matrix of solidity. (fnarf) | Logs: http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | Some logs also available at http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D +2011-04-27.txt:22:24:23: -!- crystal-cola changed the topic of #esoteric to: You can never escape your matrix of solidity. (fnarf) | wait let me paramaterise the alphabet| Logs: http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | Some logs also available at http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D +2011-04-28.txt:19:29:05: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: You can never escape your matrix of solidity. (fnarf) | wait let me paramaterise the alphabet | Logs: http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | Some logs also available at http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D +2011-05-13.txt:10:29:45: -!- elliott_ changed the topic of #esoteric to: "And without manifestation, who can say that this passage would exist since light *is* Being as manifestation? Thus light lies somewhere between an infinitely dark source and the immeasurable matrix of solidity." --Ernest Hemingway | Logs: http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ and http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D +2011-05-13.txt:14:14:22: enjoy being locked in your immeasurable matrix of solidity +2011-05-15.txt:19:32:48: ​329) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-05-15.txt:19:33:22: Ah, the matrix of solidity. +2011-05-16.txt:16:57:38: ​329) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-05-18.txt:20:14:43: also, I didn't know that the matrix of solidity thing was on the main page +2011-05-18.txt:20:14:57: ​329) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-05-24.txt:20:05:40: ARE YOU SECURELY LOCKED INTO THE MATRIX OF SOLIDITY +2011-08-02.txt:07:24:41: use the matrix of solidity as the projection matrix +2011-08-04.txt:15:30:50: -!- Gregor changed the topic of #esoteric to: Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-08-04.txt:20:38:55: (ooh! I see the matrix of solidity has made a comeback in the topic, good stuff) +2011-08-05.txt:21:43:05: hey, we have a matrix of solidity in the topic again! +2011-08-05.txt:23:53:23: Hey, who set the topic back to matrix of solidity? +2011-08-05.txt:23:53:56: -!- Lymee changed the topic of #esoteric to: Enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity | wget redpill | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-09-27.txt:17:07:05: elliott: matrix of solidity +2011-10-19.txt:19:14:01: 316) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-11-03.txt:18:40:05: shachaf: Blah blah blah matrix of solidity blah blah blah +2011-11-03.txt:18:40:52: but i am too locked into my matrix of solidity +2011-11-03.txt:18:46:07: wait, lets make a bf clone with renamed command, like [ = matrix of solidity +2011-11-03.txt:18:46:46: was the matrix of solidity thing once said by a parting visitor to this channel? +2011-11-03.txt:18:46:53: 303) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-11-10.txt:11:01:34: 303) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-11-10.txt:22:50:04: `quote matrix of solidity +2011-11-10.txt:22:50:07: 301) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-11-10.txt:22:50:23: do we have an esolang based on the matrix of solidity concept yet? +2011-11-10.txt:22:51:27: The matrix of solidity is literally us. +2011-11-10.txt:22:54:22: the hermitian matrix of solidity +2011-11-11.txt:16:47:02: elliott: enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity! +2011-11-15.txt:23:16:53: elliott: enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity! +2011-12-11.txt:22:58:08: `quote matrix of solidity +2011-12-11.txt:22:58:11: 299) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +2011-12-11.txt:22:58:56: i remember the matrix of solidity being in the topic for a while +2011-12-11.txt:22:59:15: `log matrix of solidity +2011-12-11.txt:22:59:21: 2011-04-15.txt:14:54:17: God, it's like you lock yourSELF in a matrix of solidity. +2011-12-11.txt:22:59:30: `log matrix of solidity +2011-12-11.txt:22:59:36: 2011-03-10.txt:21:17:08: ENTER MY OCTAGON AND FACE MY MATRIX OF SOLIDITY +2011-12-11.txt:23:21:51: Matrix of solidity is quote number 299??? +2011-12-11.txt:23:22:17: `pastelogs matrix of solidity diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.17205 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.17205 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2011-07-23.txt:18:25:12: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-23.txt:23:03:45: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-07-26.txt:13:58:40: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-26.txt:14:14:02: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-07-26.txt:18:44:05: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-26.txt:18:49:16: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-07-28.txt:00:22:06: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-28.txt:01:57:14: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-07-29.txt:01:39:13: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-29.txt:07:45:43: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-07-31.txt:15:45:50: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-31.txt:15:47:44: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-03.txt:11:12:45: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-03.txt:11:16:08: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-05.txt:05:14:17: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-05.txt:11:00:27: How does emacs compare to MS Word for learning curve? +2011-08-05.txt:11:00:43: itidus21: :D +2011-08-05.txt:11:01:02: itidus21: Much shallower. Word shortcuts make no sense at all +2011-08-05.txt:11:01:06: MS Word is childs play in comparison. +2011-08-05.txt:11:01:24: itidus21: o rly? +2011-08-05.txt:11:01:44: but it has less features +2011-08-05.txt:11:02:11: as for me I use openoffice.org writer +2011-08-05.txt:11:02:20: itidus21, just as bad. +2011-08-05.txt:11:02:27: itidus21: You realise Emacs is not primarily a word processor, right? +2011-08-05.txt:11:02:44: can emacs interpret lisp? +2011-08-05.txt:11:03:00: itidus21: Emacs is the only way it is actually possible to stand writing Lisp. +2011-08-05.txt:11:03:19: but can it execute lisp? +2011-08-05.txt:11:03:43: itidus21: Yes, Emacs is based upon and in large parts written in Emacs Lisp. +2011-08-05.txt:11:03:59: lol :o +2011-08-05.txt:11:04:24: does emacs support any other languages in addition to lisp? +2011-08-05.txt:11:04:48: itidus21: It supports all of them +2011-08-05.txt:11:16:37: -!- itidus21 has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). +2011-08-05.txt:17:19:45: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-05.txt:19:16:05: getting analytical... +2011-08-05.txt:19:17:34: the message "pay whatever you want" registers in your concious reasoning as the ultimate bargain... of being entirely in your best interests since it is putting you in control +2011-08-05.txt:19:18:26: and that... any concious attempt to find fault with it could be smothered or rationalized by the fact that it's your fault if you're not happy with the price you pay +2011-08-05.txt:19:19:43: however, such explanations do not account for the role of the individual in a society... complete with norms, expectations, feelings of guilt, feelings of shame, ethics of reciprocity, people-pleasers +2011-08-05.txt:19:20:11: and the idea that in a way you condone things, or vote for them, or sometimes boycott them, with your money +2011-08-05.txt:19:20:32: that collectively people make and break projects by how they spend their money +2011-08-05.txt:19:21:04: thats my take on it. +2011-08-05.txt:19:21:44: there is surely a game theory aspect to it +2011-08-05.txt:19:23:18: itidus21, it's really just a matter of balancing the amount you're paying with the obligation you feel to pay and the incentive for them to provide further bundles. +2011-08-05.txt:19:26:41: its quite possible this person is targetting all creators of free software with this threat seeking out of court settlements +2011-08-05.txt:19:27:09: since with free software its much easier to install it, and thus provide evidence +2011-08-05.txt:19:27:59: i suspect its probably a wider stunt.... spider "touch" them.. hence they don't need a bite mark.. and they don't need to pay for the software +2011-08-05.txt:19:28:50: maybe even a mass mailer +2011-08-05.txt:19:29:17: was it specific about the nature of your software, or could it be mass? +2011-08-05.txt:19:29:54: such a person, with such low odds of success sending such an email, would need a large population +2011-08-05.txt:19:30:27: so its unlikely they have the time to actually try out every piece of software .. oor maybe they did +2011-08-05.txt:19:30:39: itidus21: No I think it was a few years ago in some IRC channel someone asked me directly. Maybe they are trying to be confusing or lying or joking or something I don't know, or tricked me +2011-08-05.txt:19:31:20: oh i see +2011-08-05.txt:19:31:30: so they asked for money back on some free software... thats really bizzare] +2011-08-05.txt:19:34:06: itidus21: Probably because my software confuses some people due to it being different from other software. +2011-08-05.txt:19:35:14: im trying to study some mechanics... +2011-08-05.txt:19:35:30: someone in another room said game coding rarely needs calculus +2011-08-05.txt:19:35:47: but... i seem to encounter calculus at every turn in this subject of mechanics +2011-08-05.txt:19:36:37: itidus21: I also seem game coding rarely needs calculus, but I have found many kinds of mathematics useful in a few cases in various programming whether it is a game or something else +2011-08-05.txt:19:37:47: these topics are pretty tough +2011-08-05.txt:19:38:21: kinematics, acceleration, proper acceleration, geodesic +2011-08-05.txt:19:38:57: i just want a good grasp of how everything works +2011-08-05.txt:19:39:07: i want to create a skeletal animation system +2011-08-05.txt:19:39:18: in 2d +2011-08-05.txt:19:39:33: maybe i should just jump into a tutorial on that directly :P +2011-08-05.txt:19:40:30: i want to design it in pseudocode terms +2011-08-05.txt:19:40:48: design more than implementation +2011-08-05.txt:19:41:01: not necessarily pseudocode +2011-08-05.txt:19:41:06: just the design of it yeah +2011-08-05.txt:19:42:02: i only want design though.. like on paper +2011-08-05.txt:19:42:36: that can come later +2011-08-05.txt:19:42:58: lol... its different because i am under no constraints +2011-08-05.txt:19:43:06: so there is no rush to implement +2011-08-05.txt:19:44:24: so i am trying to figure out how a 2d skeleton would work in practice +2011-08-05.txt:19:45:09: i could certainly make one if it was frozen in place.... but the important part of actually making it animate is lots of thinking involved +2011-08-05.txt:19:46:27: ah.. so it could be that a model to experiment with would be a good start +2011-08-05.txt:19:47:52: hmm still to early for prototype i suppose.. +2011-08-05.txt:19:48:31: so.. to youtube... the great colony google +2011-08-05.txt:19:48:39: ^colony of +2011-08-05.txt:19:54:08: back +2011-08-05.txt:19:54:53: MDude: i mean like an invisible frame of interconnected vertices onto which visible pieces are added +2011-08-05.txt:19:55:02: ^added or.. skinned in some way +2011-08-05.txt:19:55:30: i also want to give it inverse kinematics... just to be awesome +2011-08-05.txt:19:56:10: its all part of some hare-brained scheme for a game engine +2011-08-05.txt:19:57:25: its been done before and all... but it is a pretty sexy thing +2011-08-05.txt:19:58:49: yup +2011-08-05.txt:19:59:00: well see... i don't know this kind of math very well +2011-08-05.txt:19:59:27: so its basically, i know its possible, and its just a matter of finding out which formulas do what i need +2011-08-05.txt:20:00:59: my plans are too freeform to be bound up by something like literate programming +2011-08-05.txt:20:01:53: you could almost say the whole thing is a thought exercize... +2011-08-05.txt:20:02:08: this thing i am working on i mean +2011-08-05.txt:20:05:11: ok i found a tutorial it seems +2011-08-05.txt:20:06:15: I have implemented things in the past, despite not being very good, I know that I can implement things if I have to. So I am focused on the system now. +2011-08-05.txt:20:06:55: perhaps an overengineered monster, perhaps just an experiment +2011-08-05.txt:20:12:47: regarding implementation languages, i have this idea of doing a virtual machine language based around vector graphics primitives +2011-08-05.txt:20:12:58: so this puppy is all about over-engineering +2011-08-05.txt:20:14:17: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-09.txt:20:57:36: maybe itidus21 will get it..... +2011-08-11.txt:09:35:44: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-11.txt:12:00:45: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-20.txt:02:18:36: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-20.txt:02:35:51: IO may cause drowziness. +2011-08-20.txt:02:58:08: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-22.txt:23:08:18: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-22.txt:23:19:53: -!- itidus21 has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). +2011-08-24.txt:09:25:17: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-24.txt:11:36:06: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-30.txt:10:28:03: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-30.txt:13:32:56: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-30.txt:14:39:44: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-30.txt:15:52:57: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-09-13.txt:09:11:32: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:09:30:43: -!- itidus21 has quit (Read error: Connection timed out). +2011-09-13.txt:09:31:17: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:09:33:51: itidus21: lambda calculus can do any computation that a computer can do, but you have to encode the data as lambda expressions first, and define your functions... +2011-09-13.txt:09:52:07: -!- itidus21 has quit (Read error: Connection timed out). +2011-09-13.txt:09:53:07: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:10:11:52: -!- itidus21 has quit (Read error: Connection timed out). +2011-09-13.txt:10:12:37: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:10:31:18: -!- itidus21 has quit (Read error: Connection timed out). +2011-09-13.txt:10:31:45: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:10:33:12: -!- itidus21 has quit (Client Quit). +2011-09-13.txt:10:33:45: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:10:35:16: -!- itidus21 has quit (Client Quit). +2011-09-13.txt:10:35:31: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:10:40:00: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-09-13.txt:13:13:02: -!- itidus20 is now known as itidus21. +2011-09-13.txt:13:13:24: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-09-15.txt:07:08:20: -!- itidus20 is now known as itidus21. +2011-09-15.txt:07:08:33: `karma+ itidus20 +2011-09-15.txt:07:08:41: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-09-15.txt:07:09:10: -!- itidus20 is now known as itidus21. +2011-09-15.txt:07:09:34: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-09-15.txt:20:25:29: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-15.txt:20:31:38: -!- itidus21 has quit (Quit: Leaving). +2011-09-15.txt:20:50:26: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-15.txt:21:32:09: `run echo "The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details." >wisdom/monqy +2011-09-15.txt:21:32:28: The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details. +2011-09-15.txt:21:32:36: :-s +2011-09-15.txt:21:33:18: i do have an extensive collection of english-translated ancient chinese books and ebooks... but i don't know much about it +2011-09-15.txt:21:33:57: and my memory is hopeless +2011-09-15.txt:21:36:08: `run echo "The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details." >wisdom/monqy +2011-09-15.txt:21:39:11: is itidus21 using mystery to reverse entropy? +2011-09-15.txt:21:40:44: i don't know the stuff seriously +2011-09-15.txt:21:41:11: i do know that leibniz was curious about the i ching +2011-09-15.txt:21:41:35: and wolframalpha says that yin yang is like mathematical monad +2011-09-15.txt:21:44:08: oerjan: if you clone your enemy can you find his weaknesses? +2011-09-15.txt:21:45:00: perhaps having a dna sample of your enemy could give insight into their weaknesses +2011-09-15.txt:21:45:13: im not meaning that this is a good thing.. +2011-09-15.txt:21:45:23: but seems like an inevitable military application +2011-09-15.txt:21:45:50: you could discover allergies they don't know they have +2011-09-15.txt:21:46:23: but on the topic of allergies i have heard it might not be genetic.. i dunno +2011-09-15.txt:21:53:07: back. a topic i am interested in is definitions of difficult and easy +2011-09-15.txt:21:54:00: for me easy to difficult is a continuum, easy being involuntary, difficult being impossible +2011-09-15.txt:21:56:01: i think a task moves towards impossible as the ratio of required materials, time, kilojoules moves away from the available materials, time, kilojoules +2011-09-15.txt:21:56:38: but also the capacity to bridge the gap between the required and available affects it +2011-09-15.txt:21:57:53: you just don't like the word difficult +2011-09-15.txt:21:58:05: noone seems to +2011-09-15.txt:21:58:43: impossible to me is if any chatter here is not dead within 130 years +2011-09-15.txt:21:59:03: i don't believe any amount of science will manage it +2011-09-15.txt:21:59:19: because for one thing science requires money +2011-09-15.txt:21:59:25: and money is a finite resource +2011-09-15.txt:22:00:33: so this time constraint of 130 years may just make it unworkable +2011-09-15.txt:22:01:08: sure if you remove constraints then things become possible +2011-09-15.txt:22:02:56: impossible is also if i held up fingers anyone being able to count them.. +2011-09-15.txt:22:04:13: although there is a possibility that someone really does have a camera in place to count them, it is not a real possibility +2011-09-15.txt:22:05:07: ok ill go chill out +2011-09-15.txt:22:05:10: -!- itidus21 has parted #esoteric ("Leaving"). +2011-09-15.txt:22:06:47: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-15.txt:22:07:44: -!- itidus21 has parted #esoteric ("Leaving"). +2011-09-15.txt:22:10:50: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-15.txt:22:12:04: lagging bad +2011-09-15.txt:22:12:10: maybe impossible is a limit +2011-09-15.txt:22:12:24: which you can only approach,kind of like infinity +2011-09-15.txt:22:15:03: ^not that i want to be here in 130 years +2011-09-15.txt:22:17:04: `log shenanigan +2011-09-15.txt:22:18:07: `log random +2011-09-15.txt:22:18:37: `log impossible +2011-09-15.txt:22:19:42: `log world +2011-09-15.txt:22:20:00: `log world +2011-09-15.txt:22:20:40: `log dwarf +2011-09-15.txt:22:21:16: `log the body +2011-09-15.txt:22:21:45: @gregor, yeah.. the reflex is discussed on wiki page of common misconceptions +2011-09-15.txt:22:24:03: impossible = talking someone out of doing something malicious to you +2011-09-15.txt:22:25:20: basically the drowning reflex is not social +2011-09-15.txt:22:25:29: its not designed to draw others attention +2011-09-15.txt:22:25:42: all energy becomes concentrated on survival +2011-09-15.txt:22:25:52: unfortunately its quite useless +2011-09-15.txt:22:26:37: if drowning reflex worked you wouldn't need bodyguards +2011-09-15.txt:22:26:44: ^lifeguards +2011-09-15.txt:22:34:28: itidus21: You're responding to RANDOM LINES FROM THE LOG?!?! +2011-09-15.txt:22:35:42: Guest53387: yeah, except, i must add that it migt be a social thing.. but the point is the drowning reflex is something you could be 5 feet away from someone and not know they're drowning +2011-09-15.txt:22:35:50: unless you know what to look for +2011-09-15.txt:22:36:45: human body is not good at a few things "rotting teeth"... "drowning" +2011-09-15.txt:22:37:28: i mean we need a dentist industry to avoid chronic tooth pain? its really that bad? +2011-09-15.txt:22:37:43: evolution fucked up on the teeth department +2011-09-15.txt:22:38:54: itidus21: evolution may not have foreseen industrial sugar +2011-09-15.txt:22:38:57: well i feel bad about my rant before +2011-09-15.txt:22:39:12: so im overcompensating :) +2011-09-15.txt:22:39:43: but a toothache won't just stop +2011-09-15.txt:22:40:18: dh_ ok you're right +2011-09-15.txt:22:42:26: :o +2011-09-15.txt:22:42:36: ability to be grandparents +2011-09-15.txt:22:42:42: thats pretty intense +2011-09-15.txt:22:43:00: most animals don't become grandparents? +2011-09-15.txt:22:43:50: `log sandwich +2011-09-15.txt:22:44:19: `log bread +2011-09-15.txt:22:44:31: `log toast +2011-09-15.txt:22:44:48: `log crossaint +2011-09-15.txt:22:44:52: 2011-09-15.txt:22:44:48: `log crossaint +2011-09-15.txt:22:45:20: `log sandwich +2011-09-15.txt:22:45:35: `log sandwich +2011-09-15.txt:22:46:03: `log sammich +2011-09-15.txt:22:52:19: http://blog.progopedia.com/2011/jul/31/gourmet-programming/ +2011-09-15.txt:23:04:06: ok so i was thinking and reading, +2011-09-15.txt:23:04:29: it has occured to me that chessboard does not contain an encoding of the rules of chess within itself +2011-09-15.txt:23:04:45: this is a terrible situation +2011-09-15.txt:23:05:15: so i thought of a possible solution +2011-09-15.txt:23:08:44: i was reading hither and thither +2011-09-15.txt:23:09:49: ok this is the general idea http://oi53.tinypic.com/21jtzs5.jpg +2011-09-15.txt:23:10:31: someone in here once mentioned to me that some game where each piece was a chessboard of its own +2011-09-15.txt:23:11:09: but the idea i am looking at here is each piece is an address of some program section which defines it +2011-09-15.txt:23:12:27: so the chessboard itself i am trying to see as being just a part of a program +2011-09-15.txt:23:13:34: humm.. so how would it work.. it would be +2011-09-15.txt:23:14:22: well firstly you might have a data structure representing a chess piece +2011-09-15.txt:23:15:08: and each class of chess piece could be some numbers plugged into that data structure +2011-09-15.txt:23:16:01: and, so, you could, say each piece was a pointer to a chess piece data structure +2011-09-15.txt:23:18:00: ok Betza defines a pawn as "mfWcfFimfW2" and Parlett defines a pawn as "o1>, c1X>, io2>" +2011-09-15.txt:23:18:20: so you could store "mfWcfFimfW2" at say, address 100 +2011-09-15.txt:23:18:50: and your row of pawns would then all be pointers to address 100 +2011-09-15.txt:23:19:50: now if a piece could break out of the board.. and tamper with the definition of a pawn +2011-09-15.txt:23:20:03: it could start getting quite interesting +2011-09-15.txt:23:29:44: Patashu: so the program becomes the board.. and pieces are presumably tracked by some kind of array or list +2011-09-15.txt:23:34:36: so when it is your turn you would select a cell from those available in your list of cells, and a desired place to move it, and it would look up the instructions of the piece by following its address +2011-09-15.txt:23:35:05: for example pawns might be described at address 100, and then, if your move is possible it would be made +2011-09-15.txt:23:52:03: itidus21: there is no fenestrated wall in programs. +2011-09-16.txt:00:05:32: itidus21: meaning that anything in the program that goes "outside the bounds" of the system has either been designed as part of the system, or is most likely a bug/segfault. +2011-09-16.txt:00:12:29: CakeProphet: yeah.. +2011-09-16.txt:00:13:11: a properly implemented chessboard and chess rules will never bring about a situation where the pieces can leave the board +2011-09-16.txt:00:13:36: leaving board has to be by design or by hacking/bugs +2011-09-16.txt:00:15:30: theres this problem that a game doesn't necessarily become better by being larger or more complicated +2011-09-16.txt:00:19:00: like it can be a memory test[eg the game memory], a reflex test[arcade/action games], a calculation test[puzzle/strategy games], a strength test[punching bag style games/some sports], a stamina test[some sports] +2011-09-16.txt:00:19:40: also.. it can be a test of how much time and money you have +2011-09-16.txt:00:20:41: the idlerpg game is like a test of how long you can maintain an irc connection +2011-09-16.txt:00:21:55: some games where you can buy items or priviliges with real world money show that off... and being able to afford better internet connections or living in country with good internet can improve that +2011-09-16.txt:00:23:00: also games can be a test of the ability to cheat or hacking it +2011-09-16.txt:00:24:31: monqy: because i want to think up a cool game.. and it would be easy if all i had to do was say "bigger! more complicated!" +2011-09-16.txt:00:25:15: the trick is that a game does not infact prove superiority of one over another.. it is an illusion of the ego +2011-09-16.txt:00:29:49: so, another way i try to look at it is the value of art +2011-09-16.txt:00:31:03: poetry, novels, drawings, paintings, musical compositions, sculptures, garden arrangements, house decoration +2011-09-16.txt:00:31:15: ^film +2011-09-16.txt:00:31:54: theater plays, operas, orchestras, concerts, puppet shows, circuses +2011-09-16.txt:00:32:45: singing, dancing +2011-09-16.txt:00:33:58: origami, martial arts, fashion +2011-09-16.txt:00:34:34: cooking +2011-09-16.txt:00:35:52: * oerjan waits for itidus21 to run away screaming +2011-09-16.txt:00:36:46: now whether science, mathematics, physics, electronics, engineering, philosophy, religion, programming etc, fits in with that first list i am not sure +2011-09-16.txt:00:42:25: now these things difficult to classify religion, business, politics, law, military, sales, marketing, tourism, psychology(could be science) +2011-09-16.txt:00:43:08: the last ones seem to be a category of things which are particularly social in nature +2011-09-16.txt:00:44:17: so, i am left wondering where gaming fits in to all this +2011-09-16.txt:00:45:11: is it a drug.. is it a shallow consumable.. +2011-09-16.txt:00:45:21: is it an artform +2011-09-16.txt:00:45:30: is it a science +2011-09-16.txt:00:47:02: perhaps a game can be enjoyed or not enjoyed in just the same way as everything else +2011-09-16.txt:00:48:23: upon a stable basis of friendly people wanting to interact a game can perform it's magic +2011-09-16.txt:01:03:46: so drawing my attention now to how games are played. chess tables in a park. gambling in wild west saloons. casinos. basketball courts. football fields. olympic stadiums. racing tracks. slot car racing venues. golf courses. arcade game places. +2011-09-16.txt:01:04:07: billiads/pool halls. +2011-09-16.txt:01:04:25: ^bulliards +2011-09-16.txt:01:07:02: on a phone. bedroom PC. a lan cafe. lan parties. family tv with console attached. tabletop games like board games, military sims, role playing games +2011-09-16.txt:01:07:59: marble games often played outdoors +2011-09-16.txt:01:09:31: i spy, charades, travel versions of some board games +2011-09-16.txt:01:09:51: newspaper puzzles, magazine puzzles, +2011-09-16.txt:01:10:13: live action role playing games(LARP) +2011-09-16.txt:01:11:13: hop scotch. tennis ball bouncing games, such as bouncing in squares of pavement or bouncing off a wall +2011-09-16.txt:01:11:48: easter egg hunts +2011-09-16.txt:01:13:28: some games seems to be played for entertainment, some played for profit.. +2011-09-16.txt:01:14:25: some for .. i don't know.. i can't really understand mathematicians or why they play mathematical games +2011-09-16.txt:01:15:50: perhaps those are also entertaining, but there is certainly some educational value to some games too +2011-09-16.txt:01:16:37: however, education of course is a means and not an end, and yet we hope that we never stop learning +2011-09-16.txt:01:17:59: * itidus21 walks off in the twilight among the chirps of crickets, satisfied. +2011-09-16.txt:02:32:32: yeah, we can take the burden of knowing something happened without knowing what it was +2011-09-16.txt:03:02:56: `log smeg +2011-09-16.txt:03:03:22: `log smeg +2011-09-16.txt:03:03:31: o.o +2011-09-16.txt:03:04:12: `log loller +2011-09-16.txt:03:04:48: `log fuck +2011-09-16.txt:03:05:10: `log fuck +2011-09-16.txt:03:05:18: `log fuck +2011-09-16.txt:03:05:37: `log unusable +2011-09-16.txt:03:06:30: `log mario +2011-09-16.txt:03:06:49: `log #jesus +2011-09-16.txt:03:07:32: `log http +2011-09-16.txt:03:08:08: `log norris +2011-09-16.txt:03:13:27: itidus21: hi +2011-09-16.txt:03:28:05: `log just using log to maintain some modicum of relaxation +2011-09-16.txt:03:28:07: 2011-09-16.txt:03:28:05: `log just using log to maintain some modicum of relaxation +2011-09-16.txt:03:45:28: my theory that mondrian's style was already existant in flag designs +2011-09-16.txt:03:45:41: but not formalized +2011-09-16.txt:04:59:58: \o/ +2011-09-16.txt:05:00:31: shachaf: well their arms have to be up because basically +2011-09-16.txt:05:00:42: o +2011-09-16.txt:05:00:46: /|\ +[too many lines; stopping] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.17403 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.17403 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +2011-07-16.txt:16:01:00: Please don't tell me you live in Hexham. +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:41: `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:48:19: ais523: tl;dr Taneb mentioned he was from Northumberland, PH said "please don't tell me you live in Hexham", Taneb freaked out. +2011-09-21.txt:19:35:11: `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:19:36:50: elliott: As near as I can tell, that is in fact the only line that matches exactly "don't tell me you live in hexham" +2011-09-21.txt:19:37:07: `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:19:37:16: 2011-07-16.txt:16:01:00: Please don't tell me you live in Hexham. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.17595 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.17595 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,147 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl +use strict; use warnings; +use v5.10; +use open qw( :encoding(UTF-8) :std); +use Storable 'retrieve'; +use List::Util 'sum'; +use Getopt::Long qw(:config gnu_getopt); +BEGIN { + eval { + require Math::Random::MT::Perl; Math::Random::MT::Perl->import('rand'); + }; +# warn "Optional module Math::Random::MT::Perl not found.\n" if $@; +} + +#constants +my @options = qw(eng-1M eng-all eng-fiction eng-gb eng-us french german hebrew russian spanish irish german-medical bulgarian catalan swedish brazilian canadian-english-insane manx italian ogerman portuguese polish gaelic finnish norwegian); +my $n = 4; +my $default_opt = "--eng-1M"; +(my $default_dataset = $default_opt) =~ s/(^|-+)([^-])/\u$2/g; + +#help info +my $help_text = <{$_} } @c; + my $r = rand(sum(@w)); + for(0..$#c) { + return $c[$_] if $r < $w[$_]; + $r -= $w[$_]; + } + print "end of pick loop reached. returned $c[$#w]\n" if $debug_mode; + return $c[$#w]; +} + +sub get_gram { + my ($key) = @_; + ##Lazily interpolate the gram table on the fly + ##then cache the results + unless (defined $grams->{$key}) { + for(@loaded_data) { + my $data = $_->[0]; + my $g = $data->{$key} or next; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$g); + while( my ($c, $v) = each %$g ) { + $grams->{$key}->{$c} += $v/$sum; + } + } + } + return $grams->{$key}; +} + +sub generate { + my $target = pick($freqs) + $target_offset; + my $word = ' ' x ($n-1); + my $c; + do { + my $len = (length $word) - ($n-1); + my %ftable = %{get_gram substr($word, -$n+1, $n-1)}; + ($ftable{' '} //= 0) *= 2**($len-$target); + $c = pick \%ftable; + $word .= $c; + } while $c ne ' '; + $word =~ s/\s//g; + $word = "$word (L-T: @{[length($word) - $target]})" if $debug_mode; + return $word; +} + +sub load_dataset { + my ($mod) = @_; + push @loaded_data, retrieve ("share/WordData/$mod") or die "Unable to load $mod"; +} + +sub main { + ##Option handling + @ARGV = split /\s+/, $ARGV[0] if @ARGV == 1; + my $help_mode; + GetOptions ( + 'd|debug' => \$debug_mode, + 'h|help' => \$help_mode, + 'N|dont-normalize' => \$dont_normalize, + 'o|target-offset=s' => \$target_offset, + map { + my $mod=$_; + $mod =~ s/(^|-)(.)/\u$2/g; + $_, sub { load_dataset $mod }; + } @options + ) or exit 1; + return print $help_text if $help_mode; + + ##Use the default dataset if no others were specified + load_dataset $default_dataset unless @loaded_data; + ##In the case of 1 dataset, skip normalization by copying everything + ##into the tables + if (@loaded_data == 1) { + ($grams, $freqs) = @{$loaded_data[0]}; + } + ##Otherwise, normalize and combine the length histograms. + ##The gram tables will be normalized lazily as needed (see: get_gram) + else { + for (@loaded_data) { + my $fdata = $_->[1]; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$fdata); + while ( my ($len, $f) = each %$fdata ) { + $freqs->{$len} += $f/$sum; + } + } + } + + ##Run word generator and print results + local $, = ' '; + print map {generate} 1..int($ARGV[0]||1); + print "\n"; + return 0; +} + +exit main unless caller; +1; diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.17723 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.17723 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +2011-08-09.txt:19:30:25: NihilistDandy, i like to differentiate between "declarative" and "constructive" +2011-09-21.txt:02:08:06: that idea "of yours" is mine evincar. i called it "descriptive" or "declarative" languages and told you about it. and in fact you didn't get it at first. +2011-09-21.txt:02:11:13: search for "descriptive" or "declarative" +2011-09-21.txt:02:13:06: 2011-09-21.txt:02:11:13: search for "descriptive" or "declarative" +2011-09-21.txt:02:13:32: `log .*?declarative +2011-09-21.txt:02:13:35: 2011-09-21.txt:02:13:32: `log .*?declarative +2011-09-21.txt:02:13:38: `log .*?declarative +2011-09-21.txt:02:13:42: 2011-09-21.txt:02:13:32: `log .*?declarative +2011-09-21.txt:02:13:49: `log .*?declarative +2011-09-21.txt:02:13:51: 2011-08-09.txt:19:30:25: NihilistDandy, i like to differentiate between "declarative" and "constructive" +2011-09-21.txt:02:14:00: `pastelogs import('rand'); + }; + #warn "Optional module Math::Random::MT::Perl not found.\n" if $@; +} + +#constants +my @options = qw(eng-1M eng-all eng-fiction eng-gb eng-us french german hebrew russian spanish irish german-medical bulgarian catalan swedish brazilian canadian-english-insane manx italian ogerman portuguese polish gaelic finnish norwegian); +my $n = 4; +my $default_opt = "--eng-1M"; +(my $default_dataset = $default_opt) =~ s/(^|-+)([^-])/\u$2/g; + +#help info +my $help_text = <{$_} } @c; + my $r = rand(sum(@w)); + for(0..$#c) { + return $c[$_] if $r < $w[$_]; + $r -= $w[$_]; + } + print "end of pick loop reached. returned $c[$#w]\n" if $debug_mode; + return $c[$#w]; +} + +sub get_gram { + my ($key) = @_; + ##Lazily interpolate the gram table on the fly + ##then cache the results + unless (defined $grams->{$key}) { + for(@loaded_data) { + my $data = $_->[0]; + my $g = $data->{$key} or next; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$g); + while( my ($c, $v) = each %$g ) { + $grams->{$key}->{$c} += $v/$sum; + } + } + } + return $grams->{$key}; +} + +sub generate { + my $target = pick($freqs) + $target_offset; + my $word = ' ' x ($n-1); + my $c; + do { + my $len = (length $word) - ($n-1); + my %ftable = %{get_gram substr($word, -$n+1, $n-1)}; + ($ftable{' '} //= 0) *= 2**($len-$target); + $c = pick \%ftable; + $word .= $c; + } while $c ne ' '; + $word =~ s/\s//g; + $word = "$word (L-T: @{[length($word) - $target]})" if $debug_mode; + return $word; +} + +sub load_dataset { + my ($mod) = @_; + push @loaded_data, retrieve ("share/WordData/$mod") or die "Unable to load $mod"; +} + +sub main { + #if (my $d = dirname $0) { chdir $d } + ##Option handling + my ($help_mode, $list_mode); + @ARGV = split /\s+/, $ARGV[0] if @ARGV == 1; + GetOptions ( + 'd|debug' => \$debug_mode, + 'h|help' => \$help_mode, + 'l|list' => \$list_mode, + 'N|dont-normalize' => \$dont_normalize, + 'o|target-offset=s' => \$target_offset, + map { + my $mod=$_; + $mod =~ s/(^|-)(.)/\u$2/g; + $_, sub { load_dataset $mod }; + } @options + ) or exit 1; + return print $help_text if $help_mode; + return print $list_text if $list_mode; + ##Use the default dataset if no others were specified + load_dataset $default_dataset unless @loaded_data; + ##In the case of 1 dataset, skip normalization by copying everything + ##into the tables + if (@loaded_data == 1) { + ($grams, $freqs) = @{$loaded_data[0]}; + } + ##Otherwise, normalize and combine the length histograms. + ##The gram tables will be normalized lazily as needed (see: get_gram) + else { + for (@loaded_data) { + my $fdata = $_->[1]; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$fdata); + while ( my ($len, $f) = each %$fdata ) { + $freqs->{$len} += $f/$sum; + } + } + } + + ##Run word generator and print results + local $\ = ' '; + print generate for 1..min(25, int($ARGV[0]||1)); + print "\n"; + return 0; +} + +exit main unless caller; +1; + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.18412 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.18412 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +DrawTextExpression: Don't have environment! +GraphicsUtils:getWriterFormatNames: + java.lang.reflect.InvocationTargetException +Warning: unknown extension 'png' when writing image file 'foo.png'. Image file will probably not render correctly. +The file formats supported for writing by your Java platform are: +GraphicsUtils:getWriterFormatNames: + java.lang.reflect.InvocationTargetException +. +To force writing to a file without a recognized extension, instead use the method: + g.writeFormat["filename", "format" ... ] + where "format" is one of the format strings listed above. +Could not construct suitable image renderer. + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.18420 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.18420 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2003-07-13.txt:19:32:13: aargh. +2004-05-30.txt:22:02:04: aaaaaaargh, time is ~up, it's 0000 and no progress on anything :( +2004-06-05.txt:17:22:48: aaaargh, it's sauna, bye for a while.. +2004-12-18.txt:01:42:48: I hope by the time it gets to Aaaaargh!, it's in python. +2004-12-26.txt:23:10:23: aaaaaaaaaaaargh +2005-01-15.txt:23:14:23: aaaaaargh, i can't probably get it working +2005-01-17.txt:15:02:15: aaaaaaaaaaaaargh +2005-02-18.txt:22:39:26: aargh, too late to regret +2005-03-04.txt:20:09:33: aaargh.. can't.. be.. true.. +2005-03-13.txt:17:28:22: aaaaargh this makes me insane X{} +2005-03-17.txt:19:31:08: aaargh +2005-03-19.txt:22:54:43: aaaaargh underflow!!!! +2005-03-19.txt:23:07:06: <{^Raven^}> Aargh! -ve pointer +2005-03-31.txt:17:31:44: aaaaaaarghhhhhhhh +2005-04-13.txt:21:43:57: that's worse! aargh +2005-04-14.txt:17:53:58: aaaaaargh +2005-04-19.txt:18:25:52: aargh :( +2005-05-08.txt:18:51:50: but aaaaargh +2005-05-10.txt:16:14:08: aaaaaaaaaaargh +2005-05-11.txt:05:38:30: nooooooooo aaargh +2005-05-12.txt:07:33:05: aaaaaaaaargh +2005-05-21.txt:21:39:15: aaaargh +2005-05-27.txt:22:33:46: aargh too much text +2005-06-11.txt:15:44:07: aaaaaaaaargh +2005-06-17.txt:22:41:50: aaaargh +2005-06-18.txt:00:43:39: aargh seagulls!!!!!! +2005-07-02.txt:23:23:53: aargh! +2005-07-20.txt:18:52:14: aaaaaaargh +2005-07-20.txt:19:33:59: aaaaargh +2005-07-20.txt:20:19:44: aaaaaargh +2005-07-23.txt:22:21:54: wtf? aaargh +2005-07-27.txt:23:18:43: AAAAAAAAAAARGH :) +2005-08-11.txt:00:41:21: aargh +2005-08-12.txt:18:31:05: aaargh +2005-08-22.txt:17:56:54: AAARGH MY SERVER!! +2005-09-18.txt:00:13:43: aargh, too many choices.. +2005-09-18.txt:01:22:06: for the last time, i don't want to open files! aaargh lol +2005-09-28.txt:14:35:25: aargh.. i really need to go reading now.. bbl +2005-10-10.txt:21:55:51: aaaarghhh +2005-10-14.txt:18:42:19: aargh :) +2005-10-14.txt:18:42:26: aaargh +2005-10-18.txt:15:44:45: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh +2005-10-19.txt:18:30:30: you get confused of the memory states in few minutes and aaaaaaargh +2005-10-22.txt:05:23:40: aargh +2005-10-27.txt:08:27:06: i can't aaargh +2005-11-01.txt:03:49:25: Aaargh! +2005-11-05.txt:21:38:04: wrapping? aaargh! +2005-12-03.txt:10:50:53: aaargh.. i knew i will never win a brainfuck competition +2006-01-06.txt:17:39:48: aargh.. again i spent long time searching for an error in bf program before noticing i was using a comma in one comment.. +2006-01-31.txt:12:46:43: aaargh.. this bug can't be found that easily.. +2006-03-04.txt:13:34:36: Aaaaaaaaaaaargh! +2006-04-22.txt:14:47:32: aargh, i was away for a while, sorry +2006-05-10.txt:16:13:02: aargh! addictive: http://www.yarukinoki.net/flash/pendulumeca/ +2006-05-24.txt:17:11:45: grhh! aaargh +2006-05-25.txt:17:00:57: haha. aaargh! +2006-06-23.txt:21:33:08: aargh. that's one of my plans! +2006-07-24.txt:19:27:31: aaaaargh +2006-08-24.txt:22:28:08: aaargh! +2006-11-04.txt:22:55:16: aargh +2006-12-24.txt:01:09:03: aargh +2007-02-22.txt:19:14:26: NOOOO!!! NOT THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING!! AAARGH +2007-04-17.txt:21:41:19: "AAAARGH REMEMBERING A PASSWORD - GOD DAMNIT" +2007-06-04.txt:17:46:33: aargh! +2007-06-25.txt:07:37:56: aargh +2007-07-27.txt:09:52:24: on an LCD, the color displayed on the screen has no impact on power usage! aargh +2007-08-15.txt:23:37:48: aargh! noooooo +2007-09-09.txt:20:14:22: Another - aargh! - recursive geometrical haystack? +2007-09-10.txt:09:42:21: aargh! +2007-09-26.txt:16:35:55: aaaaaaaaargh! how many people have thought that! +2007-10-03.txt:12:07:47: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh +2007-10-20.txt:00:49:57: AAAArghhhhhhh +2007-10-25.txt:23:00:24: aaargh +2007-11-20.txt:19:41:24: Aaaaargh +2007-12-10.txt:19:50:38: Aaaargh +2007-12-16.txt:21:14:34: aaargh +2007-12-17.txt:18:20:33: Aaaargh. +2008-01-04.txt:04:43:05: Aaaargh +2008-01-06.txt:02:26:56: Aaaaargh +2008-01-06.txt:12:50:41: Aaaargh. +2008-01-09.txt:14:08:18: Aaaaargh +2008-01-14.txt:07:40:54: Aaaaaargh! +2008-01-17.txt:06:41:36: Aaaargh +2008-01-25.txt:00:41:41: Aaaargh +2008-01-26.txt:22:41:00: Aaaaargh +2008-01-27.txt:21:03:39: Aaaaargh. +2008-02-23.txt:22:05:41: Aaaaaaaaaaargh +2008-03-15.txt:16:18:19: Deewiant, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! at rcfugne fingerprint docs, and I fail to understand wtf you are doing in subr.d +2008-03-27.txt:20:27:30: Aaaargh. +2008-04-19.txt:23:21:19: RAAAARGH +2008-04-28.txt:13:30:19: -!- aaaargh has joined #esoteric. +2008-04-28.txt:13:30:23: FUCKING FUCKSHIT +2008-04-28.txt:13:30:29: IN ASDLAKSD +2008-04-28.txt:13:30:40: yeah hi :| +2008-04-28.txt:13:30:55: so guyz my epiphany is b0rken +2008-04-28.txt:13:31:01: halp +2008-04-28.txt:13:31:16: aaaargh: which OS? +2008-04-28.txt:13:31:32: debian dinosaur(stable) on pc(shitty) +2008-04-28.txt:13:31:49: debian stable is officially referred to one of: etch, dinosaur +2008-04-28.txt:13:32:56: -!- aaaargh has quit (Read error: 113 (No route to host)). +2008-05-06.txt:18:11:36: aargh, it's basically impossible the way I've written it +2008-06-07.txt:20:08:46: aargh, stop that +2008-06-08.txt:16:39:25: aargh! +2008-06-10.txt:19:58:57: Aaaargh +2008-06-10.txt:20:08:29: Aaaaargh +2008-06-19.txt:21:34:31: Aargh! +2008-06-23.txt:16:50:48: AAAAAAAAAAARGH +2008-06-23.txt:22:37:34: as in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh +2008-07-01.txt:17:19:43: aaargh +2008-07-05.txt:17:29:40: Aaaaargh +2008-08-02.txt:22:27:10: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! does this help? +2008-08-08.txt:16:07:40: tusho: aargh +2008-09-04.txt:16:36:16: aargh +2008-09-22.txt:19:24:01: aargh! +2008-09-23.txt:21:38:57: AAAAARGH! +2008-09-23.txt:21:39:08: AAAAAAAAARGH? +2008-09-29.txt:16:08:11: AnMaster: aargh +2008-10-02.txt:20:10:11: aargh, my pings still aren't returning quickly +2008-10-07.txt:15:53:52: aargh +2008-11-11.txt:15:00:48: RAAAARGH +2008-12-04.txt:18:43:51: aargh +2008-12-08.txt:18:18:15: and it's awful and aaaaaaargh my eyes +2008-12-19.txt:05:55:03: Aaaaaargh* +2008-12-26.txt:20:32:38: aargh, that looks like a mix between Smalltalk and C +2009-01-01.txt:19:34:25: aargh! +2009-01-07.txt:23:49:53: (aaaaaaaargh) +2009-02-13.txt:21:49:02: AAAAAARGH, you had to mention tickling! +2009-02-18.txt:20:50:36: aaaaaargh I forgot how to center :< +2009-03-01.txt:16:30:47: OF THE GAME YOU IDIOT! Aaaargh +2009-03-08.txt:23:38:08: aaaaargh!! +2009-03-09.txt:00:30:45: * estoppel awaits "AAARGH!!" +2009-03-13.txt:19:34:12: aargh +2009-03-19.txt:15:52:50: aargh, connection trouble +2009-03-21.txt:21:04:26: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH I HATE THIS +2009-04-01.txt:23:53:33: aargh +2009-04-04.txt:21:40:57: aaaargh! +2009-04-18.txt:23:57:30: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH +2009-04-27.txt:20:00:22: AAAARGH! +2009-05-02.txt:21:28:50: Deewiant, why should I have to remember to write -> in C. AAARGH +2009-05-02.txt:21:29:26: AARGH WHY SHOULD I NEED TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN /**/ AND /++/ +2009-05-03.txt:17:57:53: AARGH +2009-05-03.txt:19:45:00: !daemon AARGH! befunge98 'Aaa*k: aa*k, a, n +2009-05-03.txt:19:45:00: Daemon AARGH_ running. +2009-05-03.txt:19:45:16: !AARGH_ test +2009-05-03.txt:19:45:45: !kill AARGH_ +2009-05-03.txt:19:45:46: Daemon AARGH_ killed. +2009-05-06.txt:20:09:19: AAAAAARGH! This game needs the CD in the drive to work. +2009-05-06.txt:20:46:25: aaaaaargh +2009-05-07.txt:20:55:52: FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHLE +2009-05-09.txt:09:07:26: aargh, I just found wininiss +2009-05-21.txt:19:19:34: aaaaaaargh +2009-05-22.txt:01:16:09: ehird: AAARGH. +2009-05-22.txt:23:12:51: AAAAAAAARGH +2009-05-23.txt:01:16:52: Aaaargh +2009-05-26.txt:18:02:57: aaaaaaaaargh +2009-05-27.txt:21:17:07: aaaaaaaargh +2009-05-27.txt:23:28:07: AAAAAAAAARGH ME AnMaster CRUSH PUNY HUMANLINGS +2009-05-28.txt:22:53:05: AAAAAAAAArgh. +2009-05-29.txt:03:44:12: aaargh can't beat this +2009-05-29.txt:12:34:28: AARGHRGARG +2009-06-06.txt:21:42:46: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh +2009-06-11.txt:01:22:00: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH +2009-06-13.txt:19:23:22: aargh, that was Deewiant... anyway. +2009-06-13.txt:21:01:31: *aargh! +2009-06-26.txt:23:05:43: aargh +2009-07-05.txt:23:52:36: AAAAAAAAAAARGH +2009-07-10.txt:15:50:27: aargh I'm stuck in tvtroupes +2009-07-11.txt:00:30:08: englisher <-- AARGH! +2009-07-14.txt:16:58:00: Deewiant, aargh +2009-07-17.txt:23:47:41: aargh! +2009-07-25.txt:22:21:34: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh +2009-07-26.txt:21:07:22: AnMaster: "A bit less effects." aaaaargh +2009-08-11.txt:15:05:48: Ngraargh. I have this tracking number for this mail package, and it seems they've decided to Screw Up(tm) with it. +2009-08-29.txt:12:39:36: "I'm violent in a superior way to you RAAAAARGH" +2009-09-05.txt:20:24:10: AAAAARGH +2009-09-22.txt:10:20:46: AnMaster: Aaargh +2009-09-23.txt:15:18:26: aargh at IE8 +2009-09-29.txt:21:22:27: ais523: VIII#43 aaaargh +2009-09-30.txt:21:08:07: ais523: aargh, why is your applications menu indented? +2009-10-01.txt:14:24:17: AARGH +2009-10-01.txt:17:05:11: 06:24:17 AARGH +2009-10-04.txt:01:00:24: aargh +2009-10-05.txt:04:17:27: Aaargh... The algo has mistake in it. It prints S12, but it should print S12(S22)* +2009-10-05.txt:11:22:15: aargh! the .login here is a tcsh script +2009-10-05.txt:11:31:07: aargh stupid filename-sensitivity of Java +2009-10-05.txt:12:50:08: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH +2009-10-05.txt:12:51:12: - Fitt's law aaaaaaargh +2009-10-09.txt:13:48:45: THAT FUCKING VISTA BUMP AAAAAAAAAAARGH +2009-10-09.txt:15:54:41: aaaargh +2009-10-09.txt:23:16:43: And hogging. And bloated. And complex and bleaaaaaaaargh. Basically it's Mozilla :P +2009-10-12.txt:18:45:35: Oh, you mean "security by LET'S JUST RUN A THOUSAND RANDOM HASHES A BILLION TIMES RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH ULTRA-ENCRYPTED"? +2009-10-13.txt:16:22:02: aaaaaaaaargh +2009-10-13.txt:18:41:32: aaaargh +2009-10-14.txt:14:33:10: AAAAAAAARGH! Capital letters! +2009-10-15.txt:11:14:24: aargh, stupid BlogNomic moving the sidebar to the left +2009-10-16.txt:16:13:59: MASTERS OF BLOAT AND DESTRUCTION RAAAAAAAARGH +2009-10-16.txt:16:47:55: aargh, my computer just spun up its fan again +2009-10-17.txt:22:10:00: if so aargh indeed +2009-10-17.txt:22:57:32: fizzie: If you name your font, uh, what was it again? "Aargh" or something, Safari will disable antialiasing. +2009-10-17.txt:23:07:32: Aargh you said before? +2009-10-24.txt:18:43:18: Just execute RAW BINARIES YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH +2009-10-26.txt:04:53:31: aaaaaaaaargh +2009-10-26.txt:23:53:06: aargh +2009-11-05.txt:11:11:21: aargh +2009-11-08.txt:21:00:04: AAAAAAAAAARGH +2009-11-11.txt:17:22:18: aargh +2009-11-15.txt:22:52:53: Aargh, that was just the first section. +2009-11-23.txt:21:54:58: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH MAKE IT STOP KILL ME NOW +2009-12-17.txt:07:52:43: -!- oerjan has quit ("AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH"). +2010-01-05.txt:10:17:33: aargh, this is driving me insane! +2010-01-10.txt:17:22:47: ehird: US keyboard? aargh +2010-01-15.txt:18:20:13: ais523: aargh, thanks for the earworm +2010-01-22.txt:13:22:59: aargh silverlight +2010-01-27.txt:16:28:03: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH +2010-01-28.txt:18:49:14: aargh btw +2010-02-08.txt:02:44:45: Aaaaaaaaaargh +2010-02-25.txt:17:56:41: aaargh +2010-02-26.txt:20:01:53: fizzie: aaargh... this bug can't be found that easily... but i probably will +2010-02-27.txt:10:54:32: aaargh +2010-03-05.txt:19:15:40: hiato, aargh did someone fill the bit bucket now again? +2010-03-05.txt:19:57:09: aargh stop talking about music +2010-03-05.txt:19:57:35: AnMaster: aaargh +2010-03-05.txt:19:58:46: aaaargh +2010-03-08.txt:18:42:44: fax: hmm... I agree that ZFC is probably inconsistent, yet I'm having some sort of knee-jerk AARGH NO reaction to its statement +2010-03-12.txt:21:52:28: AAARGH! +2010-04-05.txt:14:54:05: aargh wth. That isn't the QT theme in rosegarden +2010-04-05.txt:14:57:48: aaargh it *is* supposed to look like that +2010-04-07.txt:22:01:23: http://qa.openoffice.org/issues/show_bug.cgi?id=49991 <-- aaaaaargh +2010-04-11.txt:23:19:58: http://www.spriters-resource.com/snes/chronotrigger/rubble_icon.PNG -- there, that's a Shist. <-- aargh +2010-04-25.txt:01:19:01: * oerjan merges Pascal and PHP to avoid correcting his grammar <- aaaaaaaargh +2010-04-28.txt:23:07:41: aaaargh codu.org is down +2010-05-02.txt:21:45:15: fizzie, aaargh +2010-05-04.txt:22:27:21: AAARGH why did firefox decide to open that pdf in *krita* +2010-05-11.txt:22:10:25: AARGH! Video games! +2010-05-28.txt:13:59:55: -!- ineiros_ has quit (Quit: AARGH). +2010-05-28.txt:19:25:45: AARGH, A TYPOGRAPHY NERD! +2010-05-29.txt:22:46:21: AARGH neural networks are annoying. +2010-05-29.txt:23:19:50: Phantom_Hoover, like "aaaaargh" kind of +2010-06-01.txt:01:01:45: alise: glib! AAARGHTHATMUSTDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE +2010-06-01.txt:10:49:16: aargh... an increment of 1 on the rotation sensor is equal to 65/216 degrees. +2010-06-02.txt:11:56:52: Aargh, low-level output! +2010-06-02.txt:14:06:17: aaargh, technic beams are asymmetric... as in the hole on the side isn't vertically centred... making matching the sides of upside-down ones to ones oriented "normal" impossible +2010-06-03.txt:12:44:34: BLAARGH, 3D APPS ARE DRIVING ME INSANE! +2010-06-13.txt:20:28:12: ais523: tl;dr aaaaargh +2010-06-19.txt:08:15:39: AAARGH +2010-06-23.txt:22:53:34: cpressey: aargh, "CE" and "OS" in the same sentence -> bad connotations +2010-06-26.txt:04:41:36: 4:41 ... aargh +2010-06-30.txt:15:26:36: aaaargh. hate being put on hold... +2010-06-30.txt:23:11:35: But it's true and AARGH +2010-07-20.txt:17:33:08: haaargh my changes to syntax has broken my bf interpreter +2010-07-22.txt:01:33:56: oerjan, aaaargh +2010-07-22.txt:05:00:25: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH +2010-07-23.txt:00:30:06: pikhq: He raged at some of them being rated 18 in the library system because IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DEPICT THE LAST SON OF KRYPTON IN AN ADULT SITUATION ROAAARGH +2010-07-29.txt:23:03:36: sometimes the fan gets stuck and I have to hit it hard in the top-left corner to get it starting again <-- aaaaaaaargh +2010-08-05.txt:00:46:03: Aaaarghthathurts +2010-08-07.txt:00:26:59: Aargh, Sam Hughes uses ONE em-dash in a chapter where every other dash is ens -- not even ens, just "-". +2010-08-07.txt:21:56:27: STITCHING TEN PANORAMAS AT ONCE YEAAAAAAAAAAAARGH +2010-08-08.txt:21:33:31: Aaargh freetype doesn't render "fi" as a ligature +2010-08-12.txt:22:40:45: aaaargh the lag +2010-08-12.txt:22:41:24: aaaargh not another split +2010-08-13.txt:21:58:16: fizzie, AAAARGH +2010-08-14.txt:00:10:23: alise: AAARGH +2010-08-16.txt:05:27:01: aargh +2010-08-20.txt:20:43:44: " I'm using ">>" (__rshift__) overloaded to mean "bind". " <-- aaaaaaaargh +2010-08-21.txt:00:02:54: scarf: aargh, freenode doesn't allow + in emails +2010-08-23.txt:22:30:16: aaaaaaaaaaaaargh* +2010-08-27.txt:22:37:28: aargh, I don't want to go through this again +2010-08-28.txt:03:39:11: FUCKING FUCK FUCK. I know this is minorly old news but AARGH +2010-08-31.txt:20:36:38: pikhq: Aaaargh +2010-09-02.txt:01:06:34: Sgeo: IS HORRIBLE AAARGH IM ON STAGE 32 OISJFOIDFGSOFIG +2010-09-06.txt:20:46:10: cpressey: jmp aargh +2010-09-06.txt:20:46:14: aargh: hlt; jmp aargh +2010-09-09.txt:12:15:18: must.... c.... code!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHH +2010-09-24.txt:23:58:36: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! crazy network! +2010-09-25.txt:04:40:08: Conclusion: LOCALES AAAAAAAARGH +2010-09-25.txt:09:21:10: Aaaaargh, ALPACA supports nondeterminism. +2010-09-25.txt:16:35:05: Aaaaargh, ALPACA supports nondeterminism. +2010-09-28.txt:16:26:07: AAARGH the CVS Golly has more patterns. +2010-09-28.txt:19:16:18: AAAARGh +2010-10-01.txt:21:13:18: aargh, now it segfaults there with -O0 too! +2010-10-01.txt:21:19:53: AAAARGH +2010-10-05.txt:17:32:21: aargh... +2010-10-10.txt:19:39:52: Nope. AAAAAAAARGH +2010-10-13.txt:05:16:08: AAAARGH Debian (and clones) has one major, major breaker for me. Multiarch support is not quite finished. +2010-10-13.txt:20:31:18: AAAAAAAaaaaaaaargh Aardvark +2010-10-15.txt:00:13:44: Aaaargh. A trackerless torrent should have a "nodes" key, with some number of DHT nodes close to the generating client. +2010-10-15.txt:20:15:46: Aaargh, right. +2010-10-15.txt:20:45:57: Aaaargh, distinction between hash and checksum! +2010-10-15.txt:22:54:58: elliott: Aaaargh. Right, it does depend on the filename. +2010-10-17.txt:05:00:11: BUT WAS DISTRACTED BY GIMME SLOW PIZZA VIDEO AARGH +2010-10-17.txt:15:51:18: aaaaargh this makefile makes me want to headdesk. It uses @strip in the rule for linking the program. So that is why make CFLAGS='-g' did not work.... +2010-10-17.txt:23:30:49: pikhq: AARGH. It seems that what most things do is just *make gdm/whatever run xrandr -s*. +2010-10-20.txt:20:08:18: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh +2010-10-23.txt:01:17:59: catseye: also i am *so close* to making my own language aargh +2010-10-25.txt:22:15:10: * elliott looks at http://www.oldlinux.org/ <-- aaargh the wide chars +2010-10-26.txt:01:06:44: aargh what happened? +2010-10-28.txt:00:50:02: * elliott worst mental vision ever aaargh +2010-10-28.txt:18:06:15: ais523_: aaaaargh, stop it +2010-10-28.txt:22:01:23: cpressey: aargh, stop it! +2010-10-29.txt:00:59:09: Aaargh. Wait, ^ has never been used for long vowels in Hepburn. +2010-11-01.txt:03:55:58: it just doesn't work! aaargh +[too many lines; stopping] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.19018 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.19018 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +2010-04-16.txt:21:26:04: ^echo AnMaster: ^. I'm so kind, even to assholes! +2010-04-16.txt:21:26:04: AnMaster: ^. I'm so kind, even to assholes! AnMaster: ^. I'm so kind, even to assholes! +2010-04-16.txt:21:30:51: " AnMaster: ^. I'm so kind, even to assholes! AnMaster: ^. I'm so kind, even to assholes!" <-- wth? +2011-10-08.txt:12:47:36: Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +2011-10-08.txt:12:49:31: `addquote Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +2011-10-08.txt:12:49:33: 705) Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +2011-10-08.txt:16:11:48: Phantom_Hoover:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +2011-10-12.txt:08:55:56: elliott:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov +2011-10-12.txt:08:57:11: `pastelogs i'm so kind, even to assholes diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.19057 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.19057 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +2010-11-18.txt:09:18:57: evincar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYV_-QnWBoA&feature=related +2010-11-18.txt:09:25:39: i hate you and everything you stand for, evincar +2011-08-16.txt:09:16:02: evincar: the reason of existance of hipsters is to provoke you to talk about how much you hate them +2011-08-25.txt:09:03:49: evincar, every time you upgrade you have to make a migration script unless you are happy with the continuations being thrown away +2011-08-25.txt:09:09:18: evincar: this is impossible +2011-08-25.txt:09:18:52: evincar, then you would keep f around as a stub. so replace the f in my question with an empty function and think about that again. the answer is the same. +2011-08-25.txt:09:32:49: what do you mean by migration assistance and why did you think evincar didn't want it +2011-08-29.txt:07:54:06: yes evincar +2011-09-21.txt:02:08:06: that idea "of yours" is mine evincar. i called it "descriptive" or "declarative" languages and told you about it. and in fact you didn't get it at first. +2011-09-21.txt:02:14:41: `pastelogs cheater.*evincar diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.19220 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.19220 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +2011-04-03.txt:19:48:31: wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +2011-04-03.txt:19:48:53: `addquote wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +2011-04-03.txt:19:48:58: 347) wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +2011-09-20.txt:17:25:13: 345) wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +2011-09-20.txt:17:25:32: `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive +2011-09-20.txt:17:25:48: `addquote `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive +2011-09-20.txt:17:25:50: 676) `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive +2011-09-21.txt:19:37:30: `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.19289 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.19289 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.19658 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.19658 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2005-07-29.txt:22:09:09: I bet breathing air is a patentable technical process. +2005-11-01.txt:05:37:27: Because people who don't smoke can't breathe smoke. +2005-11-01.txt:05:37:43: i can't breath car exhaust, either +2005-11-01.txt:05:46:11: In America, you ought to be free to breathe. +2005-11-01.txt:05:46:23: I think the right to breathe preempts the "right" to smoke. +2005-11-05.txt:23:11:16: Warning: stopping to breath may result in lack of oxygen +2005-11-05.txt:23:12:15: SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: Breathing toxins is bad for you! +2006-01-17.txt:16:33:55: * GregorR brings lots of breath mints. +2006-01-17.txt:16:35:13: my breath smells like various nuts and raisins ;p +2006-03-05.txt:18:47:25: My #1 priority is blood circulation. #2 is breathing. +2006-08-31.txt:06:25:56: * GregorR has breathed life into his olde m68k >: ) +2006-09-02.txt:02:34:35: I mean in AP Chemistry, I was definitely gasping for breath to get a hold on the material, but this is just stupid. +2006-09-03.txt:23:48:21: pikhq: Don't hold your breath, later for me means another 5 hours at most. +2006-09-06.txt:07:55:33: I'd guess sooner than LaTeX 3, but wouldn't hold my breath. (I don't think I _could_ hold my breath for more than a minute or so anyway.) +2006-09-18.txt:17:01:21: * RodgerTheGreat revels in his newfound ability to safely breathe fire. +2006-09-18.txt:17:01:30: now if only I could breathe air, too. +2006-10-15.txt:22:51:24: ... breathtaking +2007-05-01.txt:00:13:45: I know it is because the blood is being diverted away from my digestive system, like a f-o-f reaction, though my heart rate and breathing don't go up much. +2007-06-16.txt:01:06:57: it makes a click noise in my ear when I do so and my breathing becomes louder +2007-06-20.txt:03:31:07: "He cried in a whisper at some image, at some vision - he cried out twice, a cry that was no more than a breath - '"The horror! The horror!"' +2007-07-09.txt:17:03:15: YOU SHOULD PROBABLY USE TWO LINE BREAKS INSTEAD OF ONE, AND CAMEL-CASE YOUR METHODS COCKBREATH. +2007-07-15.txt:02:33:39: He's running while being mowed down by a machine gun, then stabs the fuck out of the gunner, breathes hard a few times and screams dramatically. He's fine. +2007-07-23.txt:20:08:57: why would you breathe? nobody breathes! +2007-07-25.txt:05:14:46: !ctcp ACTION turns purple and can't breathe +2007-07-25.txt:05:15:41: !ctcp ACTION turns purple and can't breathe +2007-07-25.txt:05:15:46: * EgoBot turns purple and can't breathe +2007-08-06.txt:17:30:51: for example, holding your nose and breathing +2007-08-06.txt:17:31:16: So that if it's real life, you can't breathe. +2007-08-06.txt:17:31:18: because in dreams you can breathe while holding your nose. +2007-08-06.txt:17:32:40: waitamo, can people here actually seal off their nose and continue breathing through their mouth? +2007-08-06.txt:17:33:16: But I think you're supposed to (temporarily, of course) put yourself in a position where it's impossible to breathe. +2007-08-06.txt:17:33:28: (SimonRC) waitamo, can people here actually seal off their nose and continue breathing through their mouth? +2007-08-06.txt:17:33:43: Oh, that? I can certainly breathe through my mouth without pinching my nose or anything. +2007-08-06.txt:17:34:40: I can click them without any breathing. +2007-08-06.txt:17:36:36: (SimonRC) waitamo, can people here actually seal off their nose and continue breathing through their mouth? +2007-08-06.txt:17:37:23: what is a real skill, is breathing through your ears. +2007-08-11.txt:02:44:50: Stop breathing! +2007-08-11.txt:02:44:58: I didn't tell you to breathe! +2007-08-11.txt:02:45:20: * ihope stops breathing +2007-08-11.txt:02:46:16: OK, you may breathe now. +2007-08-11.txt:02:46:22: * ihope breathes +2007-08-20.txt:00:21:04: oklokok go breath in some of the air directly above boiling water +2007-09-21.txt:01:15:47: breathe toward or upon, to add the breathing h; ad + spirare +2007-09-21.txt:01:15:47: to breathe, blow. Cf. Aspire.] +2007-09-21.txt:01:15:47: To pronounce with a breathing, an aspirate, or an h sound; +2007-10-03.txt:14:45:25: darwinia was breathtakingly beautiful, but I think the gameplay was a little slow-paced +2007-10-08.txt:19:22:48: i have a headache right now, maybe if my brain could breathe the outside air it would go away +2007-10-25.txt:22:57:43: yeah, but i've had dreams where i fall from a mountain top, and through concrete, and i can't breath +2007-10-26.txt:20:32:06: real geeks can concentrate on a task so much they forget to breath +2007-11-24.txt:20:05:34: damn i wish i could breathe fire +2007-11-26.txt:20:42:07: it makes you moving your legs and everything like insane and you talk without breathing etc etc.... +2007-12-29.txt:20:57:25: cool, Sgeo, I don't suppose that you will write PSOX in anything bu Python (My python is equivalent in skill to sand), perhaps C/C++/Ruby/C#/Lua etc (or am I holding my breath for something that will never come) Perhaps a .dll or .lib even? +2008-01-27.txt:19:36:15: *by breathing really hard on the ground +2008-02-12.txt:22:25:16: the slide show mentioned it in the same breath as FP +2008-02-16.txt:04:41:49: I'm lucky I have a day like today to catch my breath from the life stuff. +2008-03-15.txt:21:12:18: * Sgeo won't hold his breath +2008-03-16.txt:18:17:57: Deewiant, 1) I pushed width and breath not absolute max point +2008-04-05.txt:03:20:17: it's some type of software that can animate still images and make them look around, breathe, and smile in what generally comes out as a really creepy way +2008-04-06.txt:10:14:36: CAN'T ... BREATHE ... +2008-04-10.txt:23:49:40: i wait with bated breath +2008-05-09.txt:14:49:37: Why doesn't the microwaves fry the people, and why are they worried about hallucinogens instead of about breathing raw boiling water +2008-05-20.txt:20:48:54: I have, on occasion, resorted to XD. But that's normally after a real life fit of laughter where I'm having trouble breathing. +2008-06-08.txt:20:36:27: * Hiato breathes a sigh of relief +2008-06-09.txt:13:27:57: * Hiato1 wades through the corpses to check if anyone is still breathing +2008-06-16.txt:15:59:00: * Hiato breathes a deep sigh of relief +2008-07-23.txt:18:40:53: heavy breathing, I guess +2008-07-25.txt:21:17:04: its the kind of pain that makes you breath in short bursts that you hold in +2008-08-08.txt:12:21:57: optbot: will you breathe new life into esoterica +2008-08-16.txt:00:31:41: Easy enough that the abdomen is not completely rigid, removing the appendix doesn't leave a hole in you, and the stomach is not filled with air when empty. And we can breathe. +2008-08-16.txt:00:37:10: I guess if we had no bones, we wouldn't be as able to breathe, but computers tend to use more energy than we do, meaning they have to eliminate more heat, plus their circulatory systems don't reach the surface. +2008-08-16.txt:14:55:33: ais523: I never did, so don't hold your breath on IFFI ;-) +2008-08-16.txt:20:40:08: this is so uninteresting i can't breathe. +2008-09-02.txt:19:56:52: it was kind of wheezing out the last breaths it could manage in 2003, 2004 +2008-10-09.txt:22:32:53: * oerjan breathes on the AntiGarlicMonste +2008-11-02.txt:13:34:50: [[as schiavo, or "dead while breathing".]] - mundane magic article +2008-11-16.txt:20:32:33: * bsmntbombdood breathes on the channel +2008-11-16.txt:20:33:02: breathe on me again, motherfucker, see what you get +2008-11-16.txt:20:33:08: * AnMaster breathes on ehird +2008-12-05.txt:17:05:46: i'm breatharian!! +2008-12-16.txt:21:31:30: * zuff watches AnMaster choke on his own breath +2008-12-18.txt:02:00:08: Holding one's breath is a sure cure for alkalosis. The oxygen converts to carbonic acid, neutralizing any bases in the bloodstream. +2008-12-30.txt:04:42:55: breathe, oklodol. this is nothing to be pissed off about +2009-01-09.txt:22:47:30: breathing? +2009-01-09.txt:22:47:46: 1) Breath in +2009-01-09.txt:22:47:49: Breathing guide: http://www.breathingmatters.com/bodybm.htm +2009-01-09.txt:22:48:01: 3) Breath out +2009-01-21.txt:13:35:34: Haskell is a breath of fresh air compared to it in terms of type dicipline +2009-01-22.txt:14:29:32: he breathes, and he's a moron +2009-01-22.txt:20:43:59: he breathes, and he's a moron +2009-02-15.txt:18:09:31: WITH MY DYING BREATH I KILL YOUR QUEEN +2009-02-15.txt:18:12:05: oxymoron: someone so stupid they don't deserve to breathe air +2009-03-15.txt:20:46:34: fizzie: Mostly my mouse clicking and me breathing, but yes +2009-03-27.txt:19:46:56: ahh, plan9 is such a breath of fresh air +2009-03-28.txt:17:22:00: i can just say something gay like "why do swallows breathe" +2009-03-31.txt:20:41:22: * ehird breathes ← irritating +2009-04-28.txt:18:15:19: "the game....you all just lost it. Also, I would like to point out that you are now breathing manually." +2009-04-28.txt:18:15:27: * ehird breathes very carefully +2009-04-28.txt:23:56:57: AnMaster: Hold your nose and breathe out +2009-04-29.txt:23:12:52: fizzie: ' i don't know what. what's the good of having it all over again?' she said to herself, that she mightn't take his breath away: but, when he had satisfied himself that the flowers are always asleep.' +2009-05-05.txt:20:18:43: breathe? +2009-05-19.txt:17:24:27: ais523: on a similar note, you're breathing +2009-05-19.txt:17:24:42: ehird: blinking doesn't work on me, although the breathing thing does +2009-05-19.txt:17:34:25: it's sort of like saying putting your head in a paper bag is a way to voluntarily stop breathing +2009-05-28.txt:00:18:10: * GregorR-L breathes. +2009-05-28.txt:00:47:53: Keep breathing! +2009-05-28.txt:07:23:06: whatever, i want to sleep not argue, i honestly wish you luck but i won't hold my breath just yet :P +2009-06-20.txt:20:28:27: and am not in much of a mood to do anything, I'm rather tired and breathless +2009-06-26.txt:02:32:47: 4) SMASH the egg of your head, then breathe deeply and scream "EGG!" as the egg drips down your face. +2009-06-26.txt:19:01:17: also breathing manually. +2009-06-26.txt:19:01:28: you're like superman. superyawningandbreathingman. +2009-07-09.txt:01:58:11: nor a living, breathing pony that loves you +2009-07-16.txt:22:22:19: a sacrum, two gnomes high-fiving, two black women with red hats low-fiving, a shitting giant, a bat, a violin with a sort of rotating razor blade deal, a kind of necklace made of almost axehead shapes, two giant mites sucking some qi out of a linear black hole, and standing on some dead things they probably conquered to get up, a deer god with flaming horns and breathing out smoke, sea creatures having a party like there's a sort of prawn at the top an +2009-07-20.txt:01:24:06: ais523: Become a breatharian; you won't have to eat food.* +2009-07-20.txt:19:43:03: I wonder what the maximum safe acceleration is when one is submersed in a breathable liquid +2009-07-22.txt:18:44:58: lol@someone on reddit claiming that stopping breathing is death even if you're resuscitated +2009-07-22.txt:18:45:34: ... I know of no reasonable person who states that you die upon ceasing to breath. +2009-07-22.txt:18:46:11: pikhq: *breathe +2009-07-22.txt:19:36:36: Translation: "And if he says my kitty has DIED when he doesn't BREATHE for a few seconds after a BAD COUGH, then THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE IT'S CASUAL CONVERSATION FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FORRRRRRRRRR" +2009-07-25.txt:18:51:52: baited breath??? MORE LIKE bAIT YOUR DEATH +2009-07-26.txt:19:09:29: * ehird breathes heavily +2009-08-10.txt:13:22:53: i think its not 'tongue as a joystick' its breath control if im thinking of the same things... +2009-08-11.txt:19:06:54: called fluid immersion + fluid breathing +2009-08-13.txt:16:00:37: * pikhq gives ehird's computer the breath of life +2009-09-24.txt:22:11:27: And you probably want to use @{X} instead, where X is something that will cause a tiny space, to leave a small breathing gap between the digits and the minus sign. +2009-10-03.txt:21:03:57: there is basically no upper length limit apart from how long your breath lasts. Theoretically. No one would do that due to it being unreasonable +2009-10-25.txt:13:23:27: * AnMaster has been reading a changelog containing lots of odd typos. Like "breath search" instead of "breadth search" +2009-10-25.txt:13:24:01: breath search is performed _entirely_ through whooshes, me thinks +2009-11-07.txt:19:29:27: but none of my other characters do that; and the spacing is nice — it fits with the outlines; the characters breath a lot +2009-11-30.txt:05:54:49: I AM SATANIST I RAPE AND KILL EVERYTHING THAT BREATHES +2009-12-20.txt:07:51:46: * immibis (who is barely alive) mumbles with his dying breath "......g...c.........c..............." +2009-12-30.txt:07:27:30: * coppro doesn't hold his breath +2010-01-06.txt:12:54:13: they go round in circles breathing out +2010-01-06.txt:21:02:47: Please stop breathing. It only encourages the breathing fairy. +2010-01-06.txt:21:03:37: the breathing fairy is fine except when you get coins stuck in your throat +2010-01-07.txt:21:46:26: * ehird catches breath +2010-01-09.txt:14:27:59: OR BREATHING +2010-01-10.txt:20:00:44: * ehird takes a deep breath, installs Flash. +2010-01-12.txt:16:41:48: AnMaster: Indeed. Is anybody waiting for my editor with every breath? +2010-01-12.txt:16:42:36: AnMaster: That isn't waiting for it with every breath :P +2010-01-12.txt:17:42:14: * ehird breaths in +2010-01-12.txt:17:42:27: *breathes +2010-01-25.txt:03:13:50: You almost can't breath without violating a patent. +2010-01-25.txt:03:21:57: Though they have the advantage that IP law is about as enforcable as making breathing illegal. +2010-02-06.txt:00:55:39: makes breathing more fun +2010-02-13.txt:05:30:55: release the world and breathe free +2010-02-14.txt:19:36:01: you only master procrastination properly when you can procrastinate breathing. +2010-02-14.txt:19:38:46: i hear that once you can procrastinate breathing, you very quickly will be able to procrastinate _anything_. in fact you'll be unable not to. except decomposing. +2010-02-27.txt:20:31:13: Deewiant, counting it under my breath give roughly the same result +2010-03-01.txt:02:46:51: Everyone who needs to breathe has thirty seconds to get off the station. +2010-03-05.txt:21:28:38: (never mind blink and breath) +2010-03-06.txt:13:34:18: just as well you never realized breathing is a cliche +2010-03-09.txt:21:56:49: * fricative consonant: a continuant consonant produced by breath moving against a narrowing of the vocal tract \ * of speech sounds produced by forcing air through a constricted passage (as `f', `s', `z', or `th' in both `thin' and `then') \ [18]wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn +2010-03-13.txt:03:54:54: * uorygl pokes breathing holes in the plastic. +2010-03-13.txt:03:56:36: Hey, now. The holes still exist, so you can still breathe and speak and speak articulately through them. +2010-03-31.txt:00:51:57: * Sgeo also gives it some breathing room +2010-03-31.txt:00:58:02: The breathing room I gave it means you can actually watch the scrambling take place +2010-04-15.txt:14:26:55: * Sgeo_ holds his breath and installs Eclipse and the JDK +2010-04-19.txt:23:30:08: * oerjan imagines "As Katla erupts, the whole of Europe shivers, while American newscasters breathe a sound of relief." +2010-04-25.txt:19:04:13: * Sgeo_ holds his breath and opens VStudio for the first time in a bit of a while +2010-05-08.txt:18:11:01: also my touch typing is not as perfect as it once was (dammit now i'm thinking about it it gets even harder. btw you are now breathing manually.) +2010-05-23.txt:21:48:39: I cannot breath while holding my nose. +2010-06-17.txt:23:01:38: One is a severely OCD 12 year old. The other doesn't speak or move or... Breathe? +2010-06-25.txt:23:17:56: At one point he ceased being able to breath oxygen-containing air. +2010-06-27.txt:17:03:58: I would prefer to dedicate my last breath of air to getting more air. +2010-06-27.txt:17:04:26: Sgeo_: If you know it's your last breath, who cares about air? +2010-07-03.txt:21:43:46: If I'd breathed with my nose, my mouth warned me, I would taste the most disgusting taste you can taste. I didn't, though. +2010-07-08.txt:04:43:37: *breath +2010-07-11.txt:16:57:18: I JUST WANT TO BREATH +2010-07-11.txt:16:57:42: alise463: Fuck you I wanna breath. +2010-07-13.txt:23:27:12: pikhq: He's the first autistic /idiot/ I've ever seen. And if you're not brilliant and can't play the social game, what the fuck can you do? Breathe? +2010-07-16.txt:19:53:27: How can anyone screw up such a breath of fresh air in that way? +2010-07-16.txt:21:56:07: Santa's hand crept a little higher on the little girl's thigh. His touch was light but insistent as his fingers stroked her smooth skin just an inch below the hem of her short skirt. Penny held her breath, hardly able to believe that this happening. Surely Father Christmas wasn't suppose to do things like that. She watched mesmerized as Santa's hand moved slowly but surely upwards. His hand was under her skirt now, caressing and stro +2010-07-24.txt:02:33:46: I don't want to breath unhealthy air if the place affords no protection +2010-07-30.txt:16:11:29: "another breathtaking movie" +2010-08-02.txt:23:11:03: Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +2010-08-02.txt:23:16:33: `addquote INTERNET YAY Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +2010-08-02.txt:23:16:42: 204| INTERNET YAY Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +2010-08-02.txt:23:21:50: 204| INTERNET YAY Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +2010-08-07.txt:02:51:39: "there's already a design for replacement red blood cells that are so much more efficient that if you replaced your red blood cells with them, you could hold your breath for four hours. We just can't build them. Yet." +2010-08-13.txt:18:11:58: * Sgeo_ can barely breathe from laughing +2010-08-15.txt:02:26:24: The winter wolf cub breathes frost!--More-- +2010-08-15.txt:02:26:29: breath attacks +2010-08-15.txt:19:22:50: Flags: poison resistance, acid resistance, sleep resistance, petrification resistance, nolimbs, acid, mindless, amorphous, breathless, nohead, noeyes, nohands, neuter, wander +2010-08-15.txt:22:24:02: You are laden with moisture and can barely breathe! +2010-08-26.txt:21:08:43: Phantom_Hoover_, so was mind. Busy making me breathe, my heart beat, etc. Doesn't mean I can't tell... +2010-08-31.txt:21:10:06: Yeah -- I bet he likes food, and breathing too. +2010-09-04.txt:20:12:27: WHY ARE THE WALLS BREATHING I BLAME WHOEVER DEVELOPS ACTIVEWORLDS +2010-09-05.txt:05:47:13: * pikhq wants to breath again dammi +2010-09-05.txt:05:47:49: breathing is _so_ last millennium +2010-09-12.txt:19:14:29: Sgeo: breathing +2010-09-12.txt:19:17:22: alise forgot to breathe +2010-09-16.txt:22:03:55: Oh, yeah, and just about any moron with the ability to breath can get a bunch of credit cards. Still. +2010-09-17.txt:02:52:47: * Sgeo|PM curses under his breath +2010-09-22.txt:06:25:34: Gregor, don't forget to breathe +2010-09-24.txt:21:37:35: Sgeo, what I would do when I opened it, would be to keep a vacuum cleaner running some 20 cm away or such, then use compressed air on the components. I would not want to breath that stuff in, and the vacuum cleaner a bit back should take care of that +2010-09-24.txt:21:40:29: Sgeo, even without saliva, air breathed out is rather wet +2010-09-26.txt:21:58:52: * Phantom_Hoover breathes a sigh of relief. +2010-09-30.txt:03:03:38: Even if you couldn't make it support complex life directly (probably couldn't do this), it *would* be nice to make it easy to go from Martian air to breathable air. +2010-09-30.txt:03:04:30: That's longer term project... The minimal pressure one can generate long-term breathable atmosphere with is something like 1/3 bar. +2010-10-01.txt:18:13:58: I guess you can just breathe in and out while using your chest as a percussive instrument. +2010-10-05.txt:16:40:47: alise: I haven't tried breathing with my nose closed yet :/ +2010-10-06.txt:11:38:43: i want to believe the reason xkcd has been sucking more than usual lately is that he's been spending most of his time working on this map...but given how much free time he must have, I'm not holding my breath. +2010-10-07.txt:14:51:22: the sort of half-nose, half-above-mouth outwards sharp release of breath +2010-10-17.txt:01:27:57: Mathnerd314: Sleeping is somewhat difficult when you have difficulty breathing. +2010-10-19.txt:07:10:07: yeah never do anything that has been done. breathing is RIGHT OUT +2010-10-24.txt:05:07:25: I've had three almost-deaths now *breathes heavily* +2010-10-26.txt:00:50:14: * catseye takes deep breath and holds nose +2010-10-29.txt:00:29:48: I live and breath learning +2010-10-30.txt:02:30:02: pikhq, we were taught that rescue breaths are good if you're comfortable/have a face mask, but compressions are the priority +2010-10-30.txt:02:30:29: And it's ok to do compressions without the rescue breaths +2010-11-02.txt:00:33:03: * Gregor gasps for breath +2010-11-02.txt:00:35:19: pikhq: I'm gasping for breath because I'm playing a melodica :P +2010-11-02.txt:02:37:45: * Sgeo breathes +2010-11-02.txt:06:25:43: Sgeo_: It isn't, but I'm now breathing and blinking manually. +2010-11-02.txt:09:39:16: evincar: he can't breathe properly +2010-11-03.txt:23:17:26: "Sources confirmed that while searching for a fertile female politician with whom to repopulate Congress, DeFazio discovered the body of a still-breathing Christine O'Donnell and crushed her neck with the heel of his shoe." +2010-11-05.txt:06:03:15: * elliott breathes in +2010-11-28.txt:10:17:09: Hmm, now my breath is fogging indoors. +2010-11-28.txt:23:31:44: Even more than the knowledge that just because someone said "You are now breathing manually", doesn't mean that when you forget, you are going to die? +2010-12-02.txt:06:42:08: MIDI breath controllers: Too - damned - expensive. +2010-12-07.txt:00:44:03: * Sgeo holds his breath and opens IE +2010-12-07.txt:20:12:59: `swedish The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him, and even the fleas would desert him for a velocipede. He is so spirtless and cowardly that even while his exposed teeth are pretending a threat, the rest of his face is apologizing for it. And he is so homely! -so scrawny, and +2010-12-16.txt:23:30:19: If the server goes down you could just breathe into his face until he wakes up. +2010-12-17.txt:00:26:13: ineiros: He just wants to watch you sleep so that if the server goes down, he can breathe in your face until you wake up to fix it. +2010-12-27.txt:13:58:10: * Sgeo__ breathes +2010-12-27.txt:15:20:18: I need to breathe +2010-12-29.txt:17:08:15: elliott waiting with baited breath +2010-12-30.txt:22:08:44: so breathing works fine..last but not least +2011-01-02.txt:15:55:35: Both are required breathing for continued existence. +2011-01-06.txt:04:03:42: Including automatic rests for breathing as needed +2011-01-06.txt:04:06:26: Sgeo_, no breathing rests required. Even when going from bottom to top of map +2011-01-06.txt:04:06:58: Awwww, I wanted to build breathing rests +2011-01-06.txt:17:35:08: Phantom_Hoover: Sgeo regularly checks with his dad if it's OK to keep breathing. +2011-01-07.txt:01:33:35: breathes and shits +2011-01-08.txt:00:19:14: and if you want to breathe but float, you could hack some air blocks' source +2011-01-10.txt:21:05:23: it's not just breath first generate all programs? +2011-01-10.txt:22:39:41: elliott, Randall Munroe likes breathing. +2011-01-10.txt:22:39:52: Sgeo_: Breathing is kind of a pain. +2011-01-10.txt:22:40:12: elliott: not breathing even more so +2011-01-11.txt:00:29:03: OTHER THINGS ZZO38 LIKES: BREATHING +2011-01-15.txt:16:35:44: You can get into them if you are capable of breathing, just about, and their degrees have similar value to a high school diploma. +2011-01-15.txt:18:13:44: Sgeo: next, breathing! +2011-01-15.txt:23:17:56: Sgeo: Breatharianism? +2011-01-15.txt:23:18:14: A real-life breatharianist would be the awesome. +2011-01-15.txt:23:22:13: A real-life breatharianist would be the awesome. <-- what do they believe? +2011-01-15.txt:23:24:13: Vorpal: That you can survive without eating; the justifications vary, sometimes you get things from the air by breathing, other times from the sunlight. +2011-01-15.txt:23:24:52: Vorpal: One of 'em took the Randi test, and was found sneaking into McDonald's around 04am, IIRC. But he said he just went there to breath in the nutrients. +2011-01-15.txt:23:26:58: fizzie: But yeah, another famous breatharianist has been found ordering meals on planes and such. +2011-01-24.txt:21:08:14: Breathe, man, breathe! +2011-01-28.txt:17:29:01: I was _so excited_, then "Best of all, each breath (or whaf) contains hardly any calories so you can have as much as you like without gaining weight. +2011-01-29.txt:07:33:10: But generally limited by things like the decay of the waveform in a string instrument, or a human's breath, or such things. +2011-02-04.txt:19:37:57: elliott, don't forget to breathe +2011-02-12.txt:02:18:27: [[That could be because cellular automata date back to the 1950s, Aaronson says. "The impact of NKS on all the areas of computer science and physics I'm familiar with has been basically zero," he says. "As far as I can tell, the main impact is that people now sometimes use the adjective 'Wolframian' to describe breathtaking claims for the trivial or well-known." Davis offers a sunnier take: "The book has a lot of beautiful pictures."]] +2011-02-20.txt:23:55:54: Addition of breathable oxygen to the atmosphere." +2011-02-25.txt:17:03:26: elliott: They're all nutcases. Paul is a breath of fresh air merely for having internally consistent views. +2011-03-21.txt:15:31:05: and use it to hold their breath for several minutes at a time +2011-03-28.txt:20:31:56: *breathes* +2011-04-01.txt:19:32:45: * Gregor spends a moment breathing :P +2011-04-05.txt:22:21:08: "oops, sorry, i breathed on you" +2011-04-14.txt:03:45:13: http://www.taoeffect.com/blog/2010/01/how-newlisp-took-my-breath-and-syntax-away/ +2011-04-17.txt:04:12:25: maybe someday someone will make a non-alcoholic beer that tastes good but i'm not holding my breath +2011-04-17.txt:21:16:56: As long as your latest account doesn't default on its lone, you can breathe. +2011-04-23.txt:12:17:03: IDIOT OF THE WEEK: "This question occured to me while watching an episode of Star Trek: Voyager. How did they ever find out that you can't breathe in space? How did they find out what happens?" +2011-05-03.txt:23:48:55: Everything that can breathe can interpret Deadfish. +2011-05-04.txt:01:17:37: will e die of not being able to breathe because e is buried under a mound of eir own excrement, or some other cause, first? +2011-05-04.txt:01:19:30: it's plausible that you might be unable to breathe properly because of the sheer stench before you're buried in it, I suppose +2011-05-04.txt:01:23:47: so i guess the only way you'd plausibly die of it is if the stench made it impossible to breathe properly... +2011-05-15.txt:04:31:23: monqy: http://www.breatharian.com/breatharians.html +2011-05-15.txt:04:33:39: Question: If you are a true Breatharian why did you recommend a diet of diet coke and McDonald�s double-quarter-pounder with cheese meal? +2011-05-15.txt:04:39:41: http://www.breatharian.com/brightstar.html the science article +2011-05-15.txt:04:42:38: and that he thus recommends it as occasional food for beginning breatharians.[27] He then goes on to reveal that Diet Coke is "liquid light".[27] Prospective disciples are asked after some time following the junk food/magic word preparation to revisit his website in order to test if they can feel the magic.[25] +2011-05-26.txt:19:33:42: OK my breath is fogging up. +2011-06-10.txt:21:46:27: Although when the heating is off my breath has fogged indoors in May. +2011-06-12.txt:22:18:10: * Sgeo breathes deeply as he goes to figure out who to send an email to +2011-06-21.txt:21:15:00: "Last week I had a heart attack. As I sat in the emergency room gasping for breath the question of religion came up. I answered without thinking "atheist". The admissions nurse grinned, and told me that that was the first time in 20 years anyone had given that answer." +2011-06-23.txt:10:19:19: i would have bought the hero of breath hoodie if it had the stupidly long hood :) +2011-06-30.txt:06:33:45: Especially after doing the breath of fire +2011-07-01.txt:01:33:56: I like breathing oxygen. +2011-07-14.txt:01:55:27: you can just breathe through it or slightly tilt your head +2011-07-16.txt:15:50:32: Have I mentioned that my breath fogged up in mid-morning in May inside my house. +2011-07-20.txt:20:24:52: And if Malbolge makes programming like breathing, ask the nurse for more oxygen. +2011-07-25.txt:05:52:10: I exhale, put my head underwater, and take a few deep breaths +2011-07-25.txt:21:40:53: sometimes I wonder how Stanislav breathes without laughing +2011-07-29.txt:02:20:27: (jerk) +2011-08-11.txt:19:19:53: take a few deep breaths. +2011-08-15.txt:03:50:59: Big, big deep breath. Deep down inside you there is a submarine. It has a tongue. Exhale." +2011-08-29.txt:20:49:31: I have mentioned that my breath mists indoors in May, right? +2011-09-04.txt:11:32:58: I remember having trouble with the semicolon, since my first language was Python. But since it's become like breathing. +2011-09-08.txt:09:49:55: elliott: and then breathing automatically invokes a placebo effect of whatever desired. +2011-09-12.txt:17:18:10: I think it's CRYSTAL ALIGNMENT okay to be off-topic GEOMANTIC VIBRATIONS as long as we CHANNELING THETANS add suitable on-topic DOWSING BREATHARIAN words in-between. +2011-09-15.txt:19:57:12: Deewiant: oh well that's like before i even remember breathing. +2011-09-17.txt:08:37:32: short of breath +2011-09-21.txt:09:42:55: May noted that at top speed the engine consumes 45,000 litres (9,900 imp gal) of air per minute (as much as a human breathes in four days). +2011-09-22.txt:06:05:13: you find you cannot breathe +2011-09-22.txt:06:39:58: also everywhere is cat so every piece of matter is now furry and breathing and has a beating heart inside and ok you admit this is kind of gross +2011-09-22.txt:20:16:57: ais523, because I'm very sure you can't have a breathable atmosphere with only 1/6G to hold it down. +2011-09-22.txt:20:17:15: Phantom_Hoover: terraforming has nothing to do with breathable atmosphere, right? +2011-09-29.txt:18:03:26: "Aye it aw has tae be managed otherwise we will end up in a traffic jam and no able tae breathe when we gang oot frae a drink. If you live in Leith you get an added bonus all your air will be poisioned twice wance by the polluting cars and lorries and a nuder time by the biodiversity Power Station thats before Seafield get going tae skin you oot. A nice wee haaar in January for aboot 5 days and there will have tae mass evacuations from your £250k+ fl +2011-10-01.txt:14:11:06: Crowding of teeth is recognized as an affliction that stems in part from a modern western lifestyle.[citation needed] It is unknown whether it is due to the consistency of western diets,[citation needed] a result of mouthbreathing;[citation needed] or the result of an early loss of deciduous (milk, baby) teeth[citation needed] due to decay. +2011-10-01.txt:14:11:22: how does mouthbreathing make your teeth crowded. +[too many lines; stopping] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.19816 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.19816 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,936 @@ +. +./.hg +./.hg/requires +./.hg/00changelog.i +./.hg/store +./.hg/store/data +./.hg/store/data/babies +./.hg/store/data/babies/babies.db.i +./.hg/store/data/bin +./.hg/store/data/bin/addquote.i +./.hg/store/data/bin/allquotes.i 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+2006-08-06.txt:03:59:34: I speak Esperanto, Bengali, and French too, if you consider French a language. +2006-08-06.txt:04:01:25: I don't consider french a language worth knowing- I can't imagine it would grant me entrance to anything worthwhile. Japanese is quite useful on the internet, and I imagine that Esperanto might come in handy if you ever choose to create a "utopian society" or something. +2006-08-06.txt:04:02:15: The nifty thing about Esperanto is that, there's always a speaker of some small language or another who can also speak Esperanto, which often means you'll get Esperanto translations. +2006-08-06.txt:04:02:53: Esperanto is also nice for stifling boredom (just like Esolangs) +2006-08-06.txt:04:03:12: one could also argue that learning Esperanto could make the languages it was based on more accessible, but if similarity to other languages is key, English is king. +2006-08-06.txt:04:03:39: Esperanto is one of the closest things to a human esolang. +2006-08-06.txt:04:06:31: A: Any noun. Ba: Any verb. Ca: Any adjective. Da: Any adverb. Ga: Any punctuation. Gxa: any curse word (all pronounced as though in Esperanto) +2006-08-06.txt:04:12:41: What does that have to do with Esperanto? It's structure is more variable than English's structure, and also, you got cut off after ``doesn't play well to n'' . +2006-08-06.txt:04:13:28: When I speak in Esperanto, I omit explicit the subject, which is something I've picked up from Japanese and Bengali. +2006-08-06.txt:04:14:26: That's what I love about Esperanto. It's very free in its sentence structure. +2006-08-06.txt:04:15:05: When did we say Esperanto doesen't change? +2006-08-06.txt:04:16:17: In the days of Esperanto's inception, people would call an American ``Usonanto'' now they're called ``Usono'' because of change in the use of suffixes. A verb common in Esperanto in the beginning was ``opinii'' -- to opine (to have an opinion about), that word has since dropped in favor of ``pensi'' -- to think. +2006-08-06.txt:04:17:30: Another one is, in the inception of Esperanto, ĉi tie was used to mean ``here''. It's been superseded by ``tie ĉi'', but I still prefer ``ĉi tie''. +2006-08-06.txt:04:25:34: There's also been shifts in the language because of the feminist movement. Male conjugations of occupations (like proffesor, and such, which are Esperanto's default forms) would mean specifically male. It's come to mean a person of both genders now. +2006-08-09.txt:17:45:52: Woohoo! I understood Razor's Esperanto! +2006-08-11.txt:03:53:13: Esperanto, French, Japanese, Bengali, English -- I can survive pretty much in most places of the world. +2006-08-24.txt:22:23:45: Esperanto. +2006-08-24.txt:22:42:37: Esperanto, not Espanol. +2006-08-24.txt:22:46:37: I know only enough French to translate Wikipedia articles to English, Esperanto, and Japanese though, not that I'm too sad. +2006-08-26.txt:01:32:32: ihope: Ne. Esperanto. +2006-08-26.txt:01:33:02: Zamenhoff is the guy *responsible* for Esperanto. . . -_- +2006-08-26.txt:01:40:15: But seriously, Zamenhoff's Torah translation uses pretty basic Esperanto. +2006-08-26.txt:01:41:09: Well, I'd hope his early stuff used basic Esperanto. . . +2006-08-26.txt:01:41:41: Well, he needn't have restricted himself to *such* basic Esperanto. +2006-08-26.txt:01:41:55: He had already used more poetic Esperanto for his novel translations. +2006-08-26.txt:01:50:18: A lot of the early novel translations sound weird in Esperanto too, which is pathetic :P +2006-10-04.txt:00:57:51: Cxu vi parolas Esperanton? +2006-10-05.txt:23:53:28: * SimonRC finds out what happens if you write sentances by committee: "Voracious vexillologists believe that the Camelidophobic Esperanto International Association,which is obviously somewhat clever, but technically not very ethical or even subject to the Olympic games of all major holomorphic non-Euclidian institutions of value that are familiar to obsessive ZBBers and recalcitrant anthropomorphic grasshoppers, is concomitantly elucidated, although techni +2006-10-23.txt:19:24:57: Like Esperanto and Ebonics :P +2007-03-14.txt:00:31:01: sounds esperantoish +2007-03-27.txt:02:25:35: that'd be like saying you have to breed your own population of people to be able to create a new esperanto +2007-04-05.txt:04:45:58: En esperanto: Mi estas japana lingva komencanto. +2007-04-20.txt:04:44:44: * pikhq does Japanese and Esperanto (to varying degrees of ability) +2007-04-20.txt:04:45:58: what is the past tense of 'eat' in esperanto? +2007-04-20.txt:05:33:10: Kaj mia esperanto ne bonas. +2007-04-20.txt:05:35:17: "I'm an esperanto newbie, and my esperanto isn't good."? +2007-05-31.txt:20:28:35: Ne, ne, ne! Lernu Esperanton. +2007-05-31.txt:20:38:04: Esperanto bonas por poezio, mi pensas. +2007-05-31.txt:20:38:26: esperanto is terrible simply because of the suffixes :) +2007-05-31.txt:20:49:34: Consider Esperanto. . . And the *class* of languages that have formed around it, the Esperantidons. +2007-05-31.txt:20:54:36: Pikhq: say you have esperanto, it's nice and regular +2007-06-18.txt:04:55:49: bsmntbombdood: Esperanto-style grammer, perhaps? +2007-06-18.txt:05:40:54: Esperanto estas plej bona. +2007-06-18.txt:05:41:31: toki pona has a completely different purpose than esperanto +2007-06-18.txt:06:08:03: Sukoshi: Esperanto estas plej bona, sed Toki Pona estas tre simpla lingvon. +2007-07-09.txt:03:11:39: pikhq: Sed, mi amas lerni Esperanto plej. +2007-07-09.txt:03:11:51: s/Esperanto/Japanon/ +2007-07-13.txt:21:25:38: oklokok: Jes; tia lingvo estos Esperanton, mi pensas. ;) +2007-07-13.txt:21:27:58: pikhq: esperanto isn't that good, judging by what i've read about it +2007-07-16.txt:09:11:40: That wasn't Lojban, that was Esperanto. +2007-07-22.txt:04:00:00: I'm gonna have to resume Esperanto studies before college, so I can Esperanto-localize everything before I leave, so that nobody can understand my desktop in the off-chance it's unlocked when they are there. +2007-07-27.txt:05:32:16: Vi kaj via esperanto. :p +2007-08-01.txt:18:00:28: Esperanto? +2007-08-01.txt:18:01:37: Ne esperanto, ne esperanto! +2007-08-01.txt:18:03:14: asiekierka: Ne. Esperanto bonas. +2007-08-07.txt:18:35:20: * pikhq knows English, some Japanese, and some Esperanto +2007-08-07.txt:18:36:51: Pretty much, I discovered my grammar was superficially similar to Esperanto, and dropped it at that point. +2007-08-19.txt:02:22:05: ESPERANTO! +2007-08-19.txt:02:22:28: i don't know esperanto, but i don't think it's as good as lojban +2007-08-19.txt:02:23:23: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto +2007-08-19.txt:02:26:07: owns esperanto by a long shot +2007-08-19.txt:23:47:48: pikhq: was that esperanto? +2007-08-19.txt:23:48:06: esperanto x == lojban x? +2007-08-19.txt:23:48:33: esperanto and lojban are basically the same language! +2007-08-19.txt:23:49:20: Basically, a way of ASCIIing the Esperanto circumflexes. +2007-08-19.txt:23:52:17: i need to learn esperanto +2007-09-10.txt:12:26:09: conlangs like esperanto? +2007-09-10.txt:12:29:26: oklopol: esperanto +2007-12-01.txt:07:27:14: Someone please translate this request into Esperanto. +2007-12-01.txt:07:32:14: something something cxi tiun something in Esperanton +2007-12-01.txt:07:33:03: i _have_ seen esperanto used in here, btw +2008-01-27.txt:06:18:14: Esperanto for 'good'. +2008-04-04.txt:16:56:38: J-INTERCAL supports Esperanto, and CLC-INTERCAL supports Scottish Gaelic, in addition to that list +2008-04-04.txt:16:56:59: Volapuk was all the rage before Esperanto came along +2008-04-19.txt:23:00:35: so Haskell was basically the Esperanto of functional programming languages? +2008-04-24.txt:22:59:55: woohoo, esperanto dictionary lookup +2008-04-24.txt:23:44:17: ehird: i just wanted an esperanto dictionary lookup program. I don't need to write it again. :) +2008-04-24.txt:23:51:31: eo is esperanto +2008-04-24.txt:23:52:31: "eo" is not an esperanto word, so /eo eo is "eo : Not found" +2008-04-26.txt:00:39:26: "Esperanto conferences average 2000 to 3000 participants every year whereas Ido conferences have had anywhere from 13 to 25 participants over the last decade. Each language also has a number of regional conferences during the year on a much less formal basis, and with smaller numbers." +2008-04-26.txt:00:41:36: Whereas Esperanto may be averaging a few hundred per smaller conference. +2008-04-26.txt:00:44:43: Esperanto is lame. I like lojban. +2008-04-26.txt:00:44:44: (Esperantido being the family of languages related to Esperanto; the term comes from Esperanto: "Esperantido".) +2008-04-26.txt:00:45:25: i think lojban is far more lame than esperanto. +2008-04-26.txt:00:45:50: esperanto has the goal of allowing people to communicate. +2008-04-26.txt:00:46:29: lament: Esperanto is meant as a practical interesting language. Lojban is meant as *just* an interesting language. +2008-04-26.txt:01:22:20: Shatner speaks Esperanto with a French accent, for God's sake. +2008-04-26.txt:01:23:46: I speak some Esperanto, yes. +2008-04-26.txt:01:26:37: * pikhq wonders how the Esperanto in "Red Dwarf" is. . . +2008-04-26.txt:01:29:25: oddly, the (English) wikipedia article on Red Dwarf doesn't mention esperanto at all :) +2008-04-26.txt:01:29:35: (but the esperanto one does) +2008-04-26.txt:01:30:25: The Wikipedia page on Esperanto culture, IIRC, mentioned it. +2008-04-26.txt:01:31:18: pikhq: how about Esperanto and British English, you dork +2008-04-26.txt:01:34:06: * pikhq looks at the Japanese article on Esperanto. :p +2008-04-26.txt:01:34:45: Esperanto kaj Brita anglo :) +2008-04-26.txt:01:37:12: 4 years, *but* I've only really studied intensively for a few weeks. Do, mia Esperanto ne bonegas. +2008-04-26.txt:01:40:56: Amusing; the Japanese Esperanto article has a section on words Esperanto borrows from Japanese. +2008-04-28.txt:02:22:34: one of the example sentences in this online Esperanto course is "to share a wife with your neighbour". Wtf? +2008-04-28.txt:02:37:47: http://www.esperanto.pl/page.php?tid=102020 +2008-04-28.txt:23:45:02: ehird_: it's a cool esperanto word. I'm learning esperanto. +2008-04-28.txt:23:47:32: Vi parolas Esperanton... +2008-05-12.txt:03:09:43: It ain't Esperanto. +2008-05-12.txt:03:10:18: but perhaps it's Old Esperanto. +2008-05-12.txt:03:10:49: Zamenhof's early Esperanto was actually pretty close to the modern language. +2008-06-02.txt:15:01:16: Cxu vi parolas esperanton? +2008-06-02.txt:15:01:30: Kiu parolas esperanton? +2008-06-02.txt:15:02:29: oklopol, cxu vi parolas esperanton? +2008-06-02.txt:15:02:48: In Soviet Russia, vin parolas esperanto! +2008-06-02.txt:15:04:40: i thought esperanto would parola me in soviet russia +2008-06-02.txt:15:05:44: That's what vin parolas esperanto means +2008-06-02.txt:15:07:01: so vi parolas esperanton means you speak Esperanto, and vin parolas esperanto means Esperanto speaks you +2008-06-02.txt:15:07:59: Mi parolas esperanton, sed mia esperanto estas malbone. . . +2008-06-02.txt:15:08:16: I'd tend to say "Esperanto parolas vin", BTW. +2008-06-22.txt:18:54:16: *esperanto +2008-07-20.txt:04:21:44: (It's also fairly natural in Esperanto, FWIW) +2008-10-08.txt:06:19:40: ^totallyevil Esperanto +2008-10-30.txt:18:20:25: sounds like esperanto +2008-12-22.txt:03:34:20: Well, I suppose we could design other types of languages as well. Let's design esperanto... oh wait. +2008-12-22.txt:03:36:06: "Esperanto has already been designed." +2009-04-11.txt:19:42:42: ESPERANTO IS THE ONLY WAY, MAN +2009-04-12.txt:02:12:23: Pronounce the s-with-circumflex as in Esperanto, the e-with-acute as in French, and the e-with-macron as in Wiktionary's enPR. +2009-04-30.txt:01:08:22: OH GOD ESPERANTO +2009-05-01.txt:02:32:13: Wow, someone said a sentence in Esperanto I can understand. +2009-05-01.txt:02:32:37: and oh that was esperanto +2009-05-01.txt:02:33:44: Also, I need to study my Esperanto. ;) +2009-05-05.txt:23:24:26: Hmm, I wonder if I can find an Esperanto keyboard layout. +2009-05-05.txt:23:26:26: Too bad Esperanto is something like the only language with those characters. +2009-05-05.txt:23:27:03: kerlo: look at the Esperanto Wikipedia, they have their own format for writing Esperanto in +2009-05-05.txt:23:31:19: I don't know Esperanto, so I've never bothered to learn how to write in the Esperanto Wikipedia +2009-05-23.txt:18:06:09: it's esperanto for never, since it would never win a game +2009-06-01.txt:20:58:36: ehird: Easy, compared to some Esperanto tonguetwisters. +2009-06-01.txt:21:11:06: ehird: So, Esperanto phoneme-grapheme mapping. +2009-06-09.txt:01:17:40: * warrie looks at Sgeo's Esperanto game. +2009-06-09.txt:01:17:46: It's not Esperanto +2009-06-17.txt:19:25:09: * Kial vi ne parolas Esperanton? +2009-07-17.txt:22:01:32: esperanto, i presume? +2009-07-17.txt:22:02:49: you can also translate the esperanto in case there were subtle errors +2009-07-17.txt:22:03:24: for the esperanto +2009-07-17.txt:22:04:15: do realize i don't know even one word of esperanto +2009-07-26.txt:02:02:18: What, no Esperanto? +2009-09-10.txt:07:28:35: in (drum roll please) Esperanto, an artificial spoken language older than all of us combined (1887) +2009-09-10.txt:07:30:05: esperanto! +2009-09-10.txt:07:30:08: (good ol' "esperanto-postfix" in Emacs, heh) +2009-09-10.txt:07:30:28: esperanto is boring :| +2009-09-10.txt:07:31:34: why is Esperanto boring? +2009-09-10.txt:09:39:14: "Because Esperanto is not compatible with Electronic devices, most Esperantists have gotten by using the letters h, x, ^, and 卐. So the sentence 'good morning' becomes 'hxx^卐h^ 卐xh^x'." +2009-09-22.txt:23:35:31: NO ESPERANTO IN THIS CHANNEL +2009-10-22.txt:07:22:45: kinda like esperanto or lojban? +2009-10-22.txt:07:23:34: dunno for lojban but esperanto is afaik basically a romance language +2009-12-09.txt:01:08:43: uorygl: Mi pensas ke vi bezonas studadi Esperanton. +2009-12-09.txt:01:09:30: It would be nice if I knew how to ask how to say stuff in Esperanto in Esperanto. +2009-12-09.txt:01:11:23: La vorto "foo" en Esperanto estas kion? +2009-12-09.txt:01:11:40: (... I think; my Esperanto isn't *that* good.) +2009-12-09.txt:01:11:55: Also to ask the meaning of an Esperanto thing. +2009-12-09.txt:01:24:22: I don't know about Esperanto +2009-12-09.txt:01:31:31: ais523: It's roughly the same phoneme in Esperanto. +2010-01-06.txt:06:22:43: * uorygl seaborgiates Esperanto. +2010-01-26.txt:02:09:42: Sgeo: Ne; mi nun studadas Esperanton. +2010-01-26.txt:02:10:04: "No, I study Esperanto" +2010-01-26.txt:02:10:40: "No, I'm studying Esperanto" +2010-02-28.txt:19:00:12: "M' sxat' vid' l' lingv'.", I say in horrifically butchered Esperanto. +2010-02-28.txt:22:36:50: "M' sxat' vid' l' lingv'.", I say in horrifically butchered Esperanto. +2010-02-28.txt:22:37:25: I don't know Esperanto language very well what does that mean please? +2010-03-30.txt:19:57:15: Unfortunately, I don't know enough Esperanto to construct a meaningful response. +2010-04-01.txt:04:26:14: (I don't know how to say yes in Lojban, so I said it in Esperanto) +2010-04-23.txt:21:07:55: Ixnay on the Esperanto. Ay. +2010-04-29.txt:04:22:23: And his crimes against Esperanto. +2010-04-29.txt:15:01:41: And his crimes against Esperanto. <-- that I haven't heard about +2010-05-10.txt:03:27:52: Cxu vi parolas Esperanton? +2010-05-10.txt:03:34:26: esperanto sux +2010-05-10.txt:03:34:52: esperanto is great, IF YOU WANNA GET BANNED +2010-05-10.txt:03:35:41: Why is Esperanto bad? +2010-05-10.txt:03:38:24: Mi malbone parolas Esperanton. +2010-05-10.txt:03:39:05: Esperanton parolas malbone mi. +2010-05-11.txt:22:30:52: (sees topic) "Esperanto is still bannable!" ... huh?? +2010-05-11.txt:22:40:14: Esperanto +2010-05-12.txt:01:44:03: Is Esperanto considered a foreign language? +2010-05-12.txt:14:36:52: Is Esperanto considered a foreign language? +2010-07-08.txt:00:09:30: "KIAL" be ESPERANTO for WHY +2010-07-08.txt:00:09:52: (where ESPERANTO is an all-caps variant of Esperanto. :P) +2010-08-13.txt:02:18:17: Cxu iu parolas Esperanton? +2010-08-13.txt:02:18:47: Mi esperanto es aún peor que mi italiano. +2010-08-13.txt:02:19:38: Mi sueco es aún peor que mi esperanto. +2010-08-21.txt:23:43:14: * Sgeo is just being an Esperanto nut +2010-09-12.txt:06:31:10: No, no, no. Esperanto written with kanji should be the official language of nomics. :P +2010-09-18.txt:01:52:53: i was talking in a channel about constructed languages, and somebody mentioned the esotericity of Esperanto +2010-09-19.txt:02:34:03: http://eo.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maldika_strukturo in Esperanto +2010-09-19.txt:02:34:42: EOF: Mia Esperanto malbonas. Japanalingvo? +2010-10-10.txt:03:32:43: pikhq, Esperanto? (yeah, I knew you'd hate that) ... just saying, Unicode is fine in moderately reasonable doses ;-) +2010-10-14.txt:00:29:55: Is it "Yes" and I forgot to type the accent? Is it if? Is it actually Esperanto, and "one" +2010-10-14.txt:00:33:04: Gregor, Spanish and Esperanto, unless my memory fails +2010-10-27.txt:03:29:23: There was a period there where I was fluent in /ESPERANTO/ +2010-10-27.txt:03:29:38: a few people here know esperanto +2010-10-27.txt:03:29:57: elliott: Jes, sed mia Esperanto malbonas. +2010-10-27.txt:03:32:56: so what has everyone who knew Esperanto switched to instead? Lojban? +2010-10-27.txt:03:33:21: Mathnerd314: Esperanto is still the most viable auxlang. +2010-10-27.txt:03:36:14: Mathnerd314: At the time, a very large number of Esperanto speakers were in Poland. And Jewish. +2010-10-27.txt:03:37:48: Is it Esperanto policy to uppercase SURNAMES? +2010-10-27.txt:03:39:33: elliott: The uppercasing of surnames is somewhat more common in Esperanto than elsewhere. It's actually a convention in Latin-script-using languages where the surname might be ambiguous. +2010-11-06.txt:04:59:47: pikhq: Hey, what languages do you know apart from English, Japanese and Esperanto? I want to give you Dashernonsense for you tot ranslate :P +2010-11-07.txt:03:56:54: pikhq: Esperanto for "win"? +2010-11-30.txt:00:00:09: Esperanto +2010-11-30.txt:00:02:10: What's the Esperanto of the computer world? +2010-11-30.txt:00:02:51: and the opposite of esperanto, whatever that is, is INTERCAL +2010-12-19.txt:02:00:27: olsner: _maybe_ esperanto? +2011-01-30.txt:02:10:54: I should learn Coq. And Standard ML. And Erlang. And Esperanto. +2011-02-05.txt:01:28:34: Terminus Font is a clean, fixed width bitmap font, designed for long (8 and more hours per day) work with computers. Version 4.32 contains 850 characters, covers about 120 language sets and supports ISO8859-1/2/5/7/9/13/15/16, Paratype-PT154/PT254, KOI8-R/U/E/F, Esperanto, many IBM, Windows and Macintosh code pages, as well as the IBM VGA, vt100 and xterm pseudographic characters. +2011-08-20.txt:07:44:27: pikhq_: That's because Esperanto's such a trainwreck +2011-08-29.txt:20:01:50: the problem with conlangs such as lojban and esperanto is they cheapen the value of language developing naturally +2011-09-15.txt:00:10:02: `log esperanto +2011-09-15.txt:00:10:05: 2007-07-13.txt:21:27:58: pikhq: esperanto isn't that good, judging by what i've read about it +2011-09-15.txt:00:10:56: `log esperanto +2011-09-15.txt:00:10:59: 2007-05-31.txt:20:28:35: Ne, ne, ne! Lernu Esperanton. +2011-09-15.txt:00:11:07: `log esperanto +2011-09-15.txt:00:11:10: 2006-08-26.txt:01:32:32: ihope: Ne. Esperanto. +2011-09-15.txt:00:11:30: `log esperanto +2011-09-15.txt:00:11:34: 2008-06-02.txt:15:08:16: I'd tend to say "Esperanto parolas vin", BTW. +2011-09-15.txt:02:03:02: `pastelogs esperanto diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.19986 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.19986 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +2009-05-05.txt:21:57:38: !fyb pietje :***********************;{>>}[+]++++++++++++++! +2005-03-18.txt:19:28:55: 65535/10=6553/10=655/10=65/10=6/10=0 .. divided 5 times +2006-01-29.txt:18:33:00: or however you british say (is anyone here from UK?) +2003-09-30.txt:07:59:59: -!- clog has quit (ended). +2007-09-07.txt:19:00:34: PITA? +2012-01-01.txt:19:19:51: elliott: ah that bifunctor question? i'm sure there's any term other than "bifunctor covariant in the first and contravariant in the second parameter" +2011-08-04.txt:23:30:18: And I gave an honest, complete effort to love and use it when the last Ubuntu came out. +2008-05-27.txt:21:05:14: i dontknow what you just said :D +2010-05-22.txt:21:22:57: ah +2007-12-02.txt:01:14:20: -!- chuck has joined #esoteric. +2012-01-02.txt:13:16:27: ais523, it ended up in the red channel +2009-04-10.txt:18:23:57: it only operates on numbers, not their decimal representations +2005-10-13.txt:07:36:22: GregorR: grammatically i mean. +2010-07-26.txt:18:32:31: AgonyWM +2005-07-24.txt:19:49:45: Well, that makes my optimization of multiple >s suboptimal. +2008-08-25.txt:17:20:02: which stores all data on the browsers of people visiting it +2006-01-27.txt:16:08:56: .. +2007-01-28.txt:04:27:33: -!- digital_me_ has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-06.txt:09:32:18: elliott, add a header at the start to indicate which chunks are valid, then use fseek() to make the file sparse +2005-03-18.txt:19:43:10: it could really be written in bfbasic code, couldn't it? :) +2005-05-01.txt:16:15:41: ah, by Lou Scheffer indeed +2011-06-18.txt:04:12:28: apparently +2009-04-04.txt:15:08:45: but quite possible +2008-09-04.txt:16:39:15: -!- tusho has quit (Remote closed the connection). +2003-10-30.txt:05:43:48: -!- lament has joined #esoteric. +2010-07-23.txt:16:23:15: @i is tells it to include a file. +2006-11-11.txt:01:02:08: Which is damned difficult in esolangs, at least. :p +2008-10-10.txt:19:11:10: asiekierka: +2010-05-09.txt:16:18:46: then let k = 0 +2011-07-04.txt:17:30:48: >go building +2007-01-25.txt:02:21:09: -!- ihope has quit (Connection timed out). +2007-06-27.txt:06:35:15: -!- boily has quit ("WeeChat 0.2.5"). +2007-02-27.txt:22:34:14: swap easily, to +2011-12-15.txt:23:57:37: ais523: oh, I thought they were fixed. I am using those. You do get one without having to farm but it's sort of unreliable since I can'trely on a single 'mon +2008-01-03.txt:05:34:43: also, if you're doing .x, you have side-effects, so remember to change the copying head into the identity head once you've made one rewrite. +2008-12-30.txt:17:01:50: -!- moozilla has quit (Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)). +2005-06-29.txt:09:26:34: -!- cmeme has joined #esoteric. +2008-05-31.txt:17:27:39: asiekierka: yes +2005-12-18.txt:18:12:17: i see +2008-12-19.txt:22:06:44: would you tho diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.20031 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20031 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,300 @@ +2003-03-04.txt:03:48:42: fishhead: there is actually a standard ;-) +2003-05-28.txt:21:42:40: -!- fizzie has quit ("openbsd: 3.2 -> 3.3"). +2003-07-29.txt:18:36:50: Hmm... If it had something akin to doesNotUnderstand:, then it might be possible. +2003-07-31.txt:19:08:31: the first four lines of the output of the program i pasted: +2003-08-12.txt:19:16:25: I was planning on doing something along the lines of a mixture (read: bastard child) of Forth and Scheme. +2003-08-17.txt:01:02:33: Verbed: you're in many channels. +2003-08-18.txt:06:30:14: Verbed: Yes, and there's also the nail violin... +2003-09-04.txt:02:13:25: Verbed: have you ever tried to record stuff? +2003-09-04.txt:02:29:21: Verbed: nasty digital stuff without melody, harmony or rhythm. +2003-09-08.txt:13:18:38: Verbed: awaken (for more help use the morehelp command) +2003-09-08.txt:13:18:42: Verbed: Appal the mind of Jinnies Joys to the perpetual twist. +2003-09-08.txt:13:24:18: Verbed: The operation succeeded. +2003-09-08.txt:13:24:54: Verbed: AdminCommands, Awaken, ChannelCommands, FunCommands, MiscCommands, OwnerCommands, UserCommands +2003-09-08.txt:13:25:09: Verbed: The operation succeeded. +2003-09-08.txt:13:25:17: Verbed: wn and web1913 responded: web1913: Piping \Pip"ing\, n. 1. A small cord covered with cloth, -- used as trimming for women's dresses. 2. Pipes, collectively; as, the piping of a house. 3. The act of playing on a pipe; the shrill noted of birds, etc. 4. A piece cut off to be set or planted; a cutting; also, propagation by cuttings; wn: piping adj : resembling the music (5 more messages) +2003-09-08.txt:13:36:42: Verbed: Error: That module is already loaded. +2003-09-08.txt:13:36:48: Verbed: Error: No plugin More exists. +2003-09-08.txt:13:37:14: Verbed: The operation succeeded. +2003-09-08.txt:13:37:16: Verbed: The operation succeeded. +2003-09-08.txt:13:41:52: Verbed: wn, web1913, and devils responded: web1913: Esoteric \Es`o*ter"ic\, a. Marked by secrecy or privacy; private; select; confidential; as, an esoteric purpose; an esoteric meeting; wn: esoteric adj : confined to and understandable by only an enlightened inner circle; "a compilation of esoteric philosophical theories" [ant: {exoteric}]; web1913: Esoteric \Es`o*ter"ic\, (3 more messages) +2003-09-08.txt:13:42:18: Verbed: The operation succeeded. +2003-09-08.txt:13:42:21: Verbed: ja, jro1913, naq qrivyf erfcbaqrq: jro1913: Rfbgrevp \Rf`b*gre"vp\, n. Znexrq ol frperpl be cevinpl; cevingr; fryrpg; pbasvqragvny; nf, na rfbgrevp checbfr; na rfbgrevp zrrgvat; ja: rfbgrevp nqw : pbasvarq gb naq haqrefgnaqnoyr ol bayl na rayvtugrarq vaare pvepyr; "n pbzcvyngvba bs rfbgrevp cuvybfbcuvpny gurbevrf" [nag: {rkbgrevp}]; jro1913: Rfbgrevp \Rf`b*gre"vp\, (3 more messages) +2003-09-08.txt:13:43:39: Verbed: Error: There was no callback awaken. +2003-09-08.txt:13:43:43: Verbed: The operation succeeded. +2003-09-08.txt:13:44:24: Verbed: The operation succeeded. +2003-09-08.txt:13:44:35: Verbed: wn, web1913, and devils reciping: web1913: Extremely \Es`o*ter"ic\, a. Morosity be sacristy our perhaps; providencer's; salestrimmer; confederate; as, an eshtree provost; any estarr meeting; wn: extraomnes attack : convenient to and under be only an emulously inner caraculacticors; "a completed of ester palseyputred there's" [ant: {exoteric}]; web1913: Eggdrazzles (4 more messages) +2003-09-08.txt:13:45:11: Verbed: \Es`o*ter"ic\, no. (Philos.) (a) An extraordinary doctrine our thirds; extramurals ploughboy's; extraordinary. (b) On we bleives, o'er is an indeed, in extramurals dugters o'er rodies; devils: Extremely, attouch. Very partaking apostles and conconey's oglethorpe. The ancient plagueburrow were of the kindest, -- _exoteric_, twigs that to plushfeverfraus timgle could portal (3 more messages) +2003-09-08.txt:13:45:42: Verbed: The operation succeeded. +2003-09-08.txt:13:46:17: wn and web1913 rejuvenated: wn: dibble's now : a ghostly devil of a living present that hands its lapping centre; web1913: Diviliouker \Dop"pel*g["a]ng`er\, no. [G.] A spreadeagle our ghostly deeply or country; escape, am apparition devil of a liebeneaus prison; a closer +2004-01-22.txt:21:40:31: Gould: "oh look, a melody line! oh, and here's another one! How _cuuuute_!" +2004-04-30.txt:08:27:38: wow, this is really weird: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shepard_tone +2004-05-25.txt:04:36:10: freakabcd: Welcome to the Evil Channel Of Idle +2004-05-25.txt:04:36:57: freakabcd: If you talk, you get banned +2004-05-25.txt:04:38:42: freakabcd: don't confuse programming brainfuck for mind-reading +2004-09-23.txt:19:42:03: fizzie: at least with polynomials it should not be possible to get a function (read: program) that behaves in the same way, unless the functions are identical +2005-01-29.txt:20:44:02: bfasm is available, and works, although programs are bloated: it doesn't produce optimized strings or add-to loops for +/- +2005-03-16.txt:06:02:34: Tefad: Learn Russian ^_^ +2005-03-17.txt:04:22:15: I think I just figured it out.. was on to something with the diagonals. If the sums are displayed on a grid: +2005-03-20.txt:06:25:49: this is the way I have it planned: +2005-03-20.txt:06:27:40: tefad: I'd love to hear a better way, please! can't think of one +2005-03-30.txt:14:10:12: Tefad: something like that +2005-05-05.txt:18:46:43: really nice (read: nasty) language... +2005-05-10.txt:14:40:38: hmm. i need food (read: noodles) +2005-05-11.txt:01:17:40: Read: Yes it is. +2005-05-12.txt:18:11:56: Hello world: +2005-05-14.txt:17:50:07: There is a scribe called pgimeno. There is a writer called GregorR. When GregorR is around: GregorR is to page pgimeno. If pgimeno's answer is hello: GregorR is to tell pgimeno if it's OK that pgimeno updates ork/index.html himself. If GregorR's answer is yes: pgimeno is to finish updating GregorR pages' mirror. +2005-05-14.txt:20:27:42: My next iteration will add: 1) Proper handling of constants, 2) Bitwise operators, 3) A floor operator. +2005-05-27.txt:22:31:15: one word: wiki +2005-05-28.txt:05:14:08: It's better shown than exlained: http://giki.sourceforge.net/?title=Downloads +2005-05-28.txt:18:42:39: as I said: just include the images in the db backup +2005-05-28.txt:23:03:42: as for the ESO standard: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/programs/esoapi/esoapi.html +2005-05-30.txt:15:29:35: anyway, here's my 46-line decimal adder in sed: http://www.formauri.es/personal/pgimeno/temp/addsed-1.txt +2005-05-30.txt:20:11:20: Thread 0 Crashed: +2005-05-31.txt:23:36:48: Very stupid programs (read: mangler) can end up modifying their own program very easily if they're not careful. While nothing is doing, well, nothing, mangler is mangling it until it creates a defect, defects itself, then slaughters its own program. +2005-06-01.txt:19:09:08: head:/^(.).*$/$1/ +2005-06-04.txt:13:48:57: hmm. here's a thought: If I allow < to be used as a stack name, then this expression could be used: a< I did connotation-mapping (read: googled for it) and came up with pages about P != NP, so perhaps the '-- class' is better. +2005-06-07.txt:20:22:28: And another simply read: "English". +2005-06-08.txt:22:24:48: It's alive! (Read: welcome.) +2005-06-08.txt:22:56:12: well, i'm off to nature (read: night photographin') +2005-06-09.txt:23:58:51: it's not that hard: files archive (and hypothetical other sections of site) = stuff, wiki = descriptions of stuff +2005-06-10.txt:19:46:01: But a whitespace nterpreter should read: - this must be a comment, ignore ... + - line break +2005-06-11.txt:05:27:44: esoshell wiki writing testbed: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/cgi-bin/miniwiki.cgi +2005-06-11.txt:20:08:46: would these instructions be good: +2005-06-14.txt:03:40:15: it's magic :) cvs -z3 -d:pserver:anonymous@cvs.sourceforge.net:/cvsroot/directnet checkout -P directnet +2005-06-14.txt:03:47:04: ./configure: line 20979: cd: /home/calamari/directnet/./src/enc-cyfer/gmp: No such file or directory +2005-06-16.txt:05:43:01: found my SMETANA interpreter that i don't think I ever published: +2005-06-17.txt:16:46:36: Maybe - juuuuust MAYBE (read: certainly) - Urban just doesn't want to go into a job interview and have the interviewer say "Oh ... yeah ... you're the guy who wrote Brainfuck ..." +2005-06-17.txt:17:33:40: it doesn't... print_string "Unknown command: "; print_char c; +2005-06-18.txt:00:00:54: anyways, since what's the point studying (read: wasting time to that crap) and take low grades in the final exams? nothing, so i'll try to get as good as i can +2005-06-25.txt:01:28:35: btw, here is what I got the 2nd time around: The adventure game source file can be anywhere from 1 to 2.8k. It's still a 1-2k contest, in that entries (source code, anyway) will usually be 1-2k in size. The extra data file allowed (consisting of 8,192 bytes) makes 2k games playable to a larger extent, and in essence makes the games entered adventure game drivers, a la Scott Adams. +2005-06-26.txt:11:08:20: i thought it did: +2005-06-27.txt:01:15:25: BigZaphod: hello ;) +2005-06-27.txt:01:21:05: BigZaphod: i've submitted more 99 bob programs... :) +2005-06-27.txt:23:06:50: I just finished up another silly language for those who might be interested: http://www.bigzaphod.org/taxi/ +2005-06-27.txt:23:23:59: <{^Raven^}> BigZaphod: That looks seriously freaky :) +2005-06-28.txt:06:54:11: BigZaphod: nice! +2005-06-29.txt:00:21:17: bigzaphod: really cool language :D +2005-06-30.txt:18:29:53: -!- jumpi has quit ("[BX] Time wasted: 5 millenia 5 centuries 1 decades 8 years 0 months"). +2005-06-30.txt:20:54:45: i know how to build: a And gate.. a And gate with one inverted input... a Not(repowering) gate (using an And inverted one input gate and a Power line) a Buffer(repowering) gate (using an And gate and a Power line) a Xor gate (Using 2 And inv. input and a Or gate) and a Or gate +2005-06-30.txt:21:28:25: BigZaphod: awesome +2005-06-30.txt:22:50:11: zaphod: the problem with planetlab is that it is continuously overloaded.. but yeah, it's cool in certain ways. I think it's neat how you can appear to have root on a machine when you really dont +2005-06-30.txt:23:18:35: <{^Raven^}> BigZaphod: how long did taxi take to create? That is one twisted language. +2005-06-30.txt:23:58:50: BigZaphod: no way to visualize. +2005-06-30.txt:23:59:37: BigZaphod: will help you if i change it to be 5-n ? +2005-07-05.txt:00:45:00: <{^Raven^}> BigZaphod: Did you enjoy playing Lost Kingdom? +2005-07-06.txt:22:46:44: zaphod: you should get one off ebay.. they are not expensive +2005-07-07.txt:22:43:04: sound: http://www.harderweb.de/jix/out.mp3 +2005-07-09.txt:16:18:06: BigZaphod: I've made Whirl interpreter in Ruby. :) +2005-07-09.txt:16:37:55: oh, i found: +2005-07-10.txt:08:43:42: updated: http://pastebin.com/310400 +2005-07-10.txt:21:30:55: read: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Minsky_machine +2005-07-11.txt:22:20:19: jix: uh, yep that is definitely borked:) +2005-07-12.txt:00:29:18: BigZaphod: your Life program is traversing the whole area and counting the neighbours of each cell, right? +2005-07-13.txt:17:22:12: jix: For strange timing, I've got you topped: +2005-07-18.txt:06:42:29: here's a brainfuck related xmas card: +2005-07-18.txt:20:08:01: zaphod: thanks :) +2005-07-20.txt:22:35:20: BigZaphod: that'll segfault. +2005-07-20.txt:22:35:48: BigZaphod: indeed +2005-07-20.txt:22:40:10: btw, if i have in php some value for example $a that is 4, is the following for allowed: for($a; $a>0; $a--) +2005-07-20.txt:22:52:53: BigZaphod: "int i" inside a for loop is new to C99 +2005-07-20.txt:22:58:42: in C++ you could do: std::cout << std::string(8,'+'); +2005-07-20.txt:23:05:40: BigZaphod: ok +2005-07-20.txt:23:11:03: BigZaphod: interrupt? (=> debugger?) +2005-07-21.txt:13:06:29: BigZaphod: .wrl is extension of vrml... that's why i used .wr extension for whirl program. +2005-07-21.txt:21:51:01: yeah, the best have been made already (read: brainfuck) +2005-07-23.txt:05:17:47: /** MBF_ADD: a = a + b */ +2005-07-23.txt:08:00:16: If it's somehow stepping outside the bounds of a character and is generating properly, then I just generated: +2005-07-25.txt:03:42:40: BigZaphod: Only two days if you get a copilot and take turns sleeping. +2005-07-27.txt:17:26:33: Hrm. "Connecting to gregorr.homelinux.org[24.21.138.66]:80... failed: Operation timed out." +2005-07-27.txt:23:29:24: For the essentials (read: irc) during lectures. +2005-07-28.txt:07:01:56: Ohh, I just love the morning sunshine when I have no curtains at all in the bedroom. (Read: agghhh the sunlight noo I'm burning.) +2005-08-05.txt:20:38:41: and: (.a ID (K FALSE))? +2005-08-05.txt:20:39:16: yes i said 'and:' ;) +2005-08-11.txt:19:21:38: this one is better formatted: http://meme.b9.com/~13835c5e839f38a85e97aeef~/cdates.html?channel=esoteric +2005-08-15.txt:23:15:49: reverse smileys are cool (-: (-; (-B d: +2005-08-16.txt:23:06:37: All the cool kids (read: lazy) use CISC. +2005-08-25.txt:14:40:37: Now that some people are active here, please check out my new language in the world: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/Deltaplex +2005-08-26.txt:00:21:59: suppose my language has only one command: +2005-09-05.txt:23:48:09: calamari, I mean, if you store C++ code on the harddisk, no matter how many A's and Z's and std::vectors it contains, it'll be 0's and 1's on the disk +2005-09-07.txt:14:24:01: In other words, std::vector +2005-09-07.txt:19:53:41: The std:: thing wasn't there at the beginnings of C++ +2005-09-08.txt:16:37:18: I just use std::vectors in C++ these days, no worries and always reliable +2005-09-08.txt:21:06:59: {^Raven^}, here's Lost Kingdom again, but now as braincopter source and with a forest image as background: http://www.student.kuleuven.ac.be/~m0216922/braincopter/lk.png +2005-09-10.txt:11:42:34: I hadn't discovered std::vectors back then hence the dumb memory limits and weird stack :) +2005-09-18.txt:09:37:13: Condensed: {fibo:(~=)->+>+<<[>>%>*<<[->+<]>>%<<*<-]>},{fibo}! +2005-09-18.txt:10:18:15: That's the commented version. This is condensed: {fibo:(~=)->+>+<<[>>%>*<<[->+<]>>%<<*<-]>},{fibo}! +2005-09-18.txt:17:20:51: * jix searches the ActiveRecord::Base doc +2005-09-18.txt:22:48:15: Okay, so here's "Hello" in Glypho shorthand: 1d+d*dddd**++d1d+d*d*1d+*111++-++d1d+dd**1-++dd111+++11-+<[o<]! +2005-09-18.txt:23:10:28: n00b's (read:my) attempt to design something: http://esolangs.org/wiki/User:Sgeo/binbf +2005-09-25.txt:21:21:26: my dad said: 'May I use your computer for a while?' +2005-09-27.txt:13:53:37: jix: Kipple and I were having some issues with a symbol-wise reverse operator. I'm thinking that its a fairly useless appendage instruction that could be better replaced by something more powerful (read: esoteric) +2005-09-28.txt:14:04:27: haha this car got hacked: http://dimka.ee/foo/audiA8.html +2005-10-05.txt:03:05:57: 2. if it wasn't a closing udage, then i check 4 letters forward: if code[cursor] == code[cursor+1] == code[cursor+2] == code[cursor+3] then start I/O and cursor+=4 +2005-10-05.txt:03:06:40: 3. then i check 3 letters forward: if code[cursor] == code[cursor+1] == code[cursor+2] then start conditional jump operation +2005-10-06.txt:21:22:04: Read: sell +2005-10-22.txt:06:01:12: ![[1(1(>[0$@\-\]#%]MOD: +2005-10-22.txt:06:01:38: ![[1(1(>][0$@\-\]#%]MOD: +2005-10-22.txt:06:02:39: ![[1(1(>][$@\-\]#%]MOD: +2005-10-22.txt:06:05:34: ![SEED;1103515245*12345+2147483648MOD;!$SEED:65536/32768MOD;!]RANDOM: +2005-10-22.txt:06:05:43: !42SEED: +2005-10-22.txt:06:08:20: ![SEED;110*12+214MOD;!$SEED:65/32MOD;!]RANDOM: +2005-10-22.txt:06:09:50: ![[1(1(\>~][$@\-\]#%]MOD: +2005-10-22.txt:06:10:48: !42SEED: +2005-10-22.txt:06:11:19: ![SEED;1103515245*12345+2147483648MOD;!$SEED:65536/32768MOD;!]RANDOM: +2005-10-22.txt:06:14:05: ![$2(2(\*-]MOD: +2005-10-22.txt:06:14:39: ![$2(2(/*-]MOD: +2005-10-22.txt:06:16:09: ![2(2(/*-]MOD: +2005-10-22.txt:06:16:27: ![1(1(/*-]MOD: +2005-10-22.txt:06:16:42: !42SEED: +2005-10-22.txt:06:25:38: [SEED;1103515245*12345+2147483648MOD;!$SEED:65536/32768MOD;!] +2005-10-22.txt:06:27:41: ![1(1(/*-]MOD: +2005-10-22.txt:06:27:45: !42SEED: +2005-10-22.txt:06:27:53: ![SEED;1103515245*12345+2147483648MOD;!$SEED:65536/32768MOD;!]RANDOM: +2005-10-22.txt:06:47:43: ![1(1(/*-]MOD: +2005-10-22.txt:06:47:48: !42SEED: +2005-10-22.txt:06:47:53: ![SEED;1103515245*12345+2147483648MOD;!$SEED:65536/32768MOD;!]RANDOM: +2005-10-22.txt:06:48:58: !873495SEED: +2005-10-22.txt:07:16:25: [SEED;1103515245*12345+2147483648MOD;!$SEED:65536/32768MOD;!] +2005-10-24.txt:19:53:18: ".jaa" or ".jav" or ".jva" would sound: really stupid. +2005-10-24.txt:21:15:10: And why does it think that this is good: +++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++++>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<-]>.>--.-----------.+++++++. +2005-10-25.txt:06:39:31: WORD: '"' +2005-10-25.txt:20:40:57: So complexer that it requires the invention of a new word: complexer. +2005-10-25.txt:20:57:33: !glass {M[m(_o)O!"I am sooo stupid:p"(_o)o.?]} +2005-10-25.txt:20:57:36: I am sooo stupid:p +2005-10-26.txt:08:15:37: Evoluent™ VerticalMouse™ 2: Right handed: $69.95, left handed: $99.95 +2005-10-28.txt:04:44:18: "To the faiths of the world: I accept you" +2005-10-28.txt:05:03:54: Here's another fun road: +2005-10-28.txt:05:22:30: http://www.whahay.net/pubaccess/sonic3d.gif <- OCRemix put this up as the title-screen for Sonic 3D: Flickie's Island (European Sonic 3D Blast) +2005-10-28.txt:22:58:08: The confusion of EgoBot's output buffer explained: While the program is running, it will only output on + or when you do !show, when the program stops running, it will output the rest of the buffer. +2005-10-30.txt:02:12:47: encoded: ever heard of Brainfuck? +2005-10-30.txt:02:35:33: encoded: here is an attempt to describe esoteric programming: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/Esoteric_programming_language +2005-10-30.txt:02:35:44: encoded: google helps +2005-10-31.txt:06:47:09: My last message before being K-Lined: +2005-11-03.txt:22:48:51: I could just say 1D: oo, 1D: functional, etc) +2005-11-03.txt:22:49:59: 1D: oo? +2005-11-07.txt:16:10:32: well, that's the "ID: " part which is derived from your IP address, but I mean right next to your name +2005-11-14.txt:03:12:34: mad: oh yeah, no question +2005-11-14.txt:03:13:52: mad: I don't see how you can do even simple arithmetics with this language... +2005-11-24.txt:12:25:01: /home/fis/prog/java/jogl/make/build.xml:506: GlueGen returned: 1 +2005-11-24.txt:14:06:55: fizzie: swing hello world fails with "** ERROR **: file ../../../src/libjava/jni/gtk-peer/gnu_java_awt_peer_gtk_GtkImage.c: line 572 (createRawData): assertion failed: (data_fid != 0)" +2005-11-28.txt:00:07:33: 301[-2|*-3,-2|*-2]*-1 'AND: -2 &= *-3 +2005-12-12.txt:13:52:01: a quine ?D: +2005-12-23.txt:11:57:43: BigZaphod: impressive! +2005-12-25.txt:11:23:44: :d:D: +2006-01-09.txt:00:55:18: I think it did work with 'xine dvd:/suitable/path', though. I think I tested ogle too, without much luck. Not sure if I tried VLC. +2006-01-12.txt:08:19:07: Anyway, for everybody who's on and interested: There is my BF interpreter in Glass. Now I shall kill myself 8-D +2006-01-14.txt:18:51:14: This is the particular thing I wanted: http://www.jsoftware.com/books/help/dictionary/vocabul.htm +2006-01-16.txt:00:57:02: A while loop is declared very much like a class or method: a character /, then the name of the variable to loop on, then the content, then \. +2006-01-16.txt:01:47:18: * GregorR-L draws a lazy card: Please read the wiki for those, they're described adequately. +2006-01-17.txt:16:32:59: You will then need: +2006-01-17.txt:16:33:06: The Closed Binaries–OS/Networking (ON) Components, named: +2006-01-20.txt:04:19:21: * calamari has this much memorized: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 +2006-01-20.txt:21:08:46: ah, seems nasm page won't load "Query failed: delete from wakka_referrers where time < date_sub(now(), interval '1' day) (Can't connect to MySQL server on 'mysql.sourceforge.net' (111))" +2006-01-20.txt:21:12:09: anyways, what should i download: http://sourceforge.net/project/showfiles.php?group_id=6208 ?? +2006-01-21.txt:05:19:25: terminate called after throwing an instance of 'std::out_of_range' +2006-01-22.txt:00:54:32: terminate called after throwing an instance of 'std::out_of_range' +2006-01-22.txt:00:59:31: terminate called after throwing an instance of 'std::out_of_range' +2006-01-22.txt:03:56:04: terminate called after throwing an instance of 'std::out_of_range' +2006-02-04.txt:06:49:36: compiler:c, language supported: small c +2006-02-08.txt:07:29:45: assignment is reversed: istead of a = 5 you'll write 5 = a +2006-02-09.txt:00:39:58: GregorR: I would have had this homework done hours ago if I was using python (read: if I wasn't so bad at c) +2006-02-09.txt:21:16:14: (read: i hate the qwerty keyboard layout ;)) +2006-02-12.txt:22:05:58: Yeah, right after trying that I saw the eof command you sent D: +2006-02-13.txt:10:55:42: D: +2006-02-18.txt:12:10:22: !sadol :C$4"1A"1B"1C"1D:j:i0@<:j+j14!++",211#Cj"5 +2006-02-20.txt:14:48:26: 14 hours ago, I said: " * SimonRC goes (Thinking about: anoNet and Freenet)" +2006-02-25.txt:16:00:41: ('%s lameness points awarded: %s', 35146.667022371279, '11 consecutive non-alphas ') +2006-02-25.txt:16:00:41: ('%s lameness points awarded: %s', 35146.667022371279, '11 unmatched parentheses') +2006-02-25.txt:16:00:41: ('%s lameness points awarded: %s', 22320.875587836748, '11 extraneous symbols') +2006-03-01.txt:16:56:14: ABCD: +m +2006-03-01.txt:16:56:16: ABCD: +m +2006-03-01.txt:16:56:18: ABCD: +m +2006-04-22.txt:22:38:11: Yeah - like on a registration page, it has Password: and then Repeat password: for verification. +2006-04-24.txt:03:08:47: Argh, this homework is so stupid: "5) Obtain the HTTP/1.1 specification and answer the following questions: a) Explain the mechanism ..." +2006-04-26.txt:00:42:03: Last command ignored: Abstaining from abstaining +2006-04-26.txt:00:42:31: PLEASE IGNORE "Last command ignored: Abstaining from abstaining" +2006-05-14.txt:17:46:42: here's nice flash educational on how to use the word: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fwordflash.html +2006-05-14.txt:18:44:06: if the optimization "merge duplicate strings" was checked, if you used: str2 = "hey!"; printf("%s", str2); you got: heys +2006-05-18.txt:12:23:48: if you don't mind: http://roft.ru/files/Loituma-Levas_polka.mp3 check that out +2006-05-25.txt:07:38:50: {mod:*>*|<|{div}>|{mul}<|{sub}} +2006-06-01.txt:20:59:29: bsmntbombdood: oh, BTW, have you read "Why Functional Programming Matters"? +2006-06-01.txt:21:01:50: bsmntbombdood: you should +2006-06-01.txt:21:01:59: bsmntbombdood: it should why laziness is very good +2006-06-02.txt:06:02:12: bsmntbombdood: anyway, describe your coolness metric +2006-06-02.txt:23:46:32: bsmntbombdood: see http://www.formauri.es/personal/pgimeno/compurec/EsotericLanguages.php for a simple [] algorithm (not very efficient but works) +2006-06-02.txt:23:50:06: bsmntbombdood: oh cool, execute-on-read... that way another process can alter the file and interpret the altered version +2006-06-04.txt:02:00:31: bsmntbombdood: well, that program was empty! +2006-06-04.txt:02:06:53: bsmntbombdood: ? +2006-06-04.txt:19:41:11: * ihope types gibberish instead: Wm3, 20 eido fowh go! +2006-06-04.txt:22:26:43: This one's just weird: "Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head." +2006-06-04.txt:23:12:27: Mathematica is like unto a God: +2006-06-05.txt:07:36:47: (Of course there's _always_ a workaround: perhaps adding an evil library (to mangle the stdout in an __attribute__((constructor)) routine) to LD_PRELOAD might work, if stdout exists already when those are called.) +2006-06-06.txt:00:38:36: bsmntbombdood: they are different computational classes +2006-06-06.txt:00:39:15: bsmntbombdood: i like some of them... and i dislike some of them... imho banana tates terrible... +2006-06-06.txt:00:39:22: bsmntbombdood: grape is tasty +2006-06-06.txt:00:39:47: bsmntbombdood: melon too but i'm allergic against(??) it +2006-06-06.txt:00:48:07: bsmntbombdood: BF-PDA? +2006-06-06.txt:01:26:41: bsmntbombdood: I'm pretty sure it is. +2006-06-06.txt:01:31:38: bsmntbombdood: yep. +2006-06-06.txt:17:21:07: well, if i test that regex on "test and occurences?" +2006-06-06.txt:17:21:19: d:test> and occurences? +2006-06-07.txt:16:59:41: Now here's an ambiguously-syllabic word: Male/mail. Pronounced the same, but 'male' clearly has one syllable whereas 'mail' clearly has two :P +2006-06-13.txt:22:40:21: Indeed: "In the gospels, Jesus has disciples. Carpenters don’t have disciples." +2006-06-14.txt:23:33:46: bsmntbombdood: is it the traditional "data, junk, data, junk, data, junk..." tape layout thing? +2006-06-14.txt:23:39:43: Oh, by the way, bsmntbombdood: do you want to leave that one x in place, or can it be zeroed? +2006-06-24.txt:23:31:56: bsmntbombdood: how do you hide your hostname? +2006-06-25.txt:23:22:50: our Uni's web server admin is worried: http://www.dur.ac.uk/spa/student/assessment/passlistdates/ :-D +2006-06-26.txt:00:05:24: bsmntbombdood: that's silly +2006-07-18.txt:19:41:06: Today (at work) I had to use Windows' Shell Scripting Objects, because the only way to automagically (read: no user action involved) move data to/from a phone was to use Nokia's "Phone Browser" shell-extension-thing, and boy was that painful. Among the highlights were the fact that copying single files only works from computer to phone, not the other way around, while copying complete directories work both ways. +2006-07-18.txt:20:17:41: Actually some googling would seem to show that there's a chance the USB protocol is relatively unweird: it might pretend to be just an "USB Serial" device, and talk OBEX over it. (OpenOBEX file-transfer-client reportedly works with a similar USB cable and a 6630 model phone.) +2006-07-19.txt:17:35:35: A pretty good YTMND: http://content.ytmnd.com/ :-P +2006-07-25.txt:22:48:06: D: +2006-07-27.txt:23:10:53: bsmntbombdood: ... so? +2006-07-28.txt:21:49:31: bsmntbombdood: your nick is too long! +2006-07-29.txt:21:02:56: I can't imagine we'll get more than one participant in that language, and if we get one it's an autmatic win (read: lame) +2006-08-01.txt:16:55:55: Sort-of like ORK in that regard: rather simple compiling. +2006-08-02.txt:22:13:47: (Read: not C#) +2006-08-10.txt:17:23:16: Lesson learned: Don't give GregorR ops. +2006-08-11.txt:18:07:21: Start: 16th of August. End: 20th of September. +2006-08-20.txt:14:20:33: I don't recall the results, though. I think it depended on the reading of the standard: the storage needs to be addressable, at least, but I don't remember if the spec implicitly allowed or disallowed "int of infinitely many bits". +2006-08-20.txt:14:31:27: I'd write that sentence the other way around: you can declare variables (within parameter lists) and return anything from functions (using a pointer as an output parameter) +2006-08-23.txt:01:40:34: pikhq: Calculation could not be performed: programmer too lazy. +2006-08-23.txt:18:01:31: if cond: +2006-08-24.txt:18:30:38: I've played WoW a bit, and it was fun, but not like a real (read: tabletop) RPG +2006-08-26.txt:00:42:12: read: emo. +2006-08-26.txt:01:10:48: output to a terminal could be in terms of GOD'S PROPHET SPOKE TO THE PEOPLE AND SAID: +2006-08-29.txt:03:57:50: GreyKnight: Really? D: +2006-08-31.txt:16:13:53: :D:D:d +2006-09-01.txt:22:40:52: #reload: I don't know what that command is... +2006-09-06.txt:01:26:00: Mistype :D (lesson learned: copy and paste if possible). +2006-09-10.txt:02:50:29: Like I said: A quick hack. +2006-09-16.txt:00:32:38: My std::map has duplicate keys, my comparison function works, there must a really dumb error here somewhere +2006-09-18.txt:17:07:45: this is proof of what I had already suspected: there is no such thing as a "new idea". +2006-09-20.txt:14:03:26: as i said: im uploading it to pastebin +2006-09-21.txt:01:34:13: +2006-09-24.txt:17:16:31: tgwizard: yeah +2006-09-24.txt:23:55:52: probably a little more readable with whitespace added: http://rafb.net/paste/results/1l3NPb28.html +2006-09-25.txt:02:02:19: man, I have this song stuck in my head: http://rodger.nonlogic.org/music/Rebb_-_Devious.mod +2006-09-27.txt:03:43:31: I hate being called a communist for supporting software freedom. D:< +2006-09-27.txt:13:35:36: * SimonRC is impressed: http://thedailywtf.com/forums/permalink/82701/83130/ShowThread.aspx#83130 +2006-10-01.txt:21:17:11: Thus, the point of the at command: telling the parser where the pointer is. +2006-10-05.txt:18:38:41: std::string provides the overloads :) +2006-10-05.txt:18:47:54: temp _is_ an std::string, right? +2006-10-05.txt:19:16:56: for the record: I don't doubt pikhq's claim of 35 +2006-10-05.txt:23:06:21: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the was without form, and voice; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said. Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night.... +2006-10-05.txt:23:08:12: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said. Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And called the light Day, and the darkness he called... +2006-10-05.txt:23:08:38: ! bf_txt gen In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said. Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And called the light Day, and the darkness... +2006-10-05.txt:23:09:06: !bf_txt gen In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said. Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And called the light Day, and the darkness... +2006-10-05.txt:23:09:38: !bftxt_gen In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said. Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And called the light Day, and the darkness... +2006-10-08.txt:22:24:47: Like I said: just cleaner builtin. +2006-10-13.txt:00:47:17: Like I said: fairly low level stuff. +2006-10-13.txt:23:42:01: RodgerTheGreat: this is what I want to wire onto an ipod: http://www.brolinembedded.se/projects/keyboard/keyboard_advance.jpg +2006-10-14.txt:04:38:00: std::cout << "Why couldn't we just use printf?!?" << std::end; +2006-10-14.txt:04:54:43: Modified: oerjan: I'm fairly certain that that's vim, not Vim. XD +2006-10-14.txt:05:03:14: Does the author *really* have to use std::ios_base::skipws ? +2006-10-14.txt:22:23:43: behold: http://zashi.nonlogic.org/nip/index.php +2006-10-15.txt:08:24:53: Like, I want to correct the obviously ugly design of a function that takes a std::pair as input instead of using simple int arguments. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.20061 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20061 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +2011-09-03.txt:19:18:43: The original was just "Esolang event @ Hel/Finland on 3.10.2011" +2011-09-21.txt:23:15:45: `pastelogs Hel/Finland diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.20096 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20096 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,769 @@ +1) I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... More practice is in order. +4) that's where I got it rocket launch facility gift shop +5) GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) His body should be given to science. He's alive :P Even so. +7) what, you mean that wasn't your real name? Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) TODO: sex life +9) Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? not yet trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) 11 holes for me :D +12) GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) Meh ._. +19) oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) after all, what are DVD players for? +30) pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. ehird: consider low-gravity porn fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +31) I am not on the moon. +32) Or the brutal rape of the English language! That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +33) i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +34) is there a problem with it being carbonized :D yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +35) anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true should put that on my todo list +36) I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +37) kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? +38) i'm my dad's unborn sister +39) `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny How hard is that +40) [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +41) actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +42) Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +43) With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +44) I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +45) It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +46) Reality isn't a part of physics +47) oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +48) Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +49) If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... I'd call it jabbear. +50) GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +51) no Deewiant No?! I've been living a lie yep. Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +52) ??? Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? Or are there monster dildos and cocks? Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +53) Maternal instincts? Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +54) I think hamsters cannot be inert. +55) I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +56) yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +57) Porn. There, see? +58) So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +59) both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +60) What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +61) hmm, this is hard +62) actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +63) if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +64) oohhh ha heh and what are your other characteristics? oh, many, madbrain but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +65) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### Meh * FireFly dies +66) Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +67) im the worst person in the world +68) i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +69) ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +70) Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +71) SF.net porn :/ Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +72) I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> +73) i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +74) I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +75) Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +76) Invalid! Kill! Kill! I get that feeling too. +77) It's not incest if you're third cousins! +78) What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +79) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +80) Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +81) I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +82) Where's the link to the log? THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +83) My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +84) [Warrigal] `addquote hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +85) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +86) Ah, vulva. What is that, anyway? +87) I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +88) bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +89) Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +90) So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +91) For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +92) A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +93) and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain it's all falling into place +94) so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +95) let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +96) oklopol geez what are you doing here ...i don't know :< i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +97) think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +98) Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +99) I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +100) it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +101) I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +102) (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +103) Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +104) theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +105) I want a patent on common sense It wouldn't get me much though >_> +106) I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +107) fungot!*@* added to ignore list. AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +108) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +109) sekuoir: that's just gay sex I am learning though! +110) Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +111) okay I see it now, quines do exist +112) Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +113) if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect ^ I learned that trick from atheists +114) use "grep --crazy" +115) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] what? she said square ped :| +116) insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +117) alise: why internet is like wtf +118) I am an inherently pornographic being. +119) Hooray! I'm an idiot. +120) you move on the tape and shit +121) like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English alise: that's great filler ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +122) And... WTF is it doing. :( Is it sexing? +123) ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots ill do it later +124) pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +125) alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +126) AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +127) AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +128) [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +129) alise, marble marbelus +130) cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +131) we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +132) alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +133) what's the data of? [...] Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation I have no problems with you being interested in online games but the necrophilia is disturbing +134) Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +135) Because you're a Mac user. I am! and proud of it to My mouse has *no* buttons. +136) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +137) but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +138) oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? it's not clear from the RFCs +139) reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +140) how does a "DNA computer" work. von neumann machines? CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +141) CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +142) ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +143) ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +144) Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +145) cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +146) alise: I suck at coding related. +147) incest is best +148) Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +149) Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +150) (in #irp) Flonk, ask on #esoteric? Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +151) So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. Involving open wounds. I'm going to take a shower +152) GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +153) OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +154) INTERNET YAY Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +155) cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +156) i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +157) pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +158) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +159) Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +160) I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +161) pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +162) it was too difficult +163) You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +164) you should be eating corpses more +165) Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +166) alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +167) Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +168) Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +169) colon is where your ass comes from right +170) < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +171) "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." alise: I I was going to say something then your last line floored me +172) Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? alise: TLAAW +173) It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +174) alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +175) Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +176) it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +177) the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +178) (I've just been playing with myself.) +179) It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! WRONG 8 WEEKS +180) Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +181) dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0 ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? Vorpal, you don't want to know. Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer Vorpal: "horrible" +183) i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +184) I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +185) i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +186) comex: what? *vorpal comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +187) Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +188) elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +189) ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +190) catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +191) elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +192) syntax is the least important part of a programming language other than Python +193) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +194) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +195) there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +196) I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +197) fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! everything looks like an error anyway +198) HOT SEXY SEX BITS +199) How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +200) elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. Two! +201) DAMN YOU, I'm leaving olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +202) Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +203) well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy and i own a piano and i'm not wearing socks +204) fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +205) [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +206) it seems that CUIL is dead +207) Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +208) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +209) Vorpal loves the sodomy. elliott, sure why not +210) So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] It's a trivial C program :P +211) "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +212) That is the mark of Gregor right there. tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that It's still the mark of Gregor. +213) For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +214) OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +215) (had real world issues) (to deal with) Vorpal's pregnant. yes +216) elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? what Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +217) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot pikhq: I'm underage! +218) zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. It's broken? +219) Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +220) quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror typing is kind of difficult +221) My quotes are boring +222) oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +223) your premise to falsify "false" is false +224) I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +225) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +226) The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +227) I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +228) Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +229) elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +230) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave +231) Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +232) I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +233) ... come to think of it, +234) Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +235) And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +236) clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness or ability to run at all ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +237) LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +238) 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. HAHA [...] this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +239) as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +240) vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +241) GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +242) Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +243) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +244) i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice umm, sufficiently small +245) yay CDE +246) oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +247) hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +248) ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +249) are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +250) [on Walter Bright] I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +251) Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +252) mtve, now he's an expert idler. mtve: kitty kitty kitty +253) ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing I think that would be illegal. oh you are right damn :/ +254) I need a new desktop background j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) uhrghoaudp +255) * quintopia sits on gregor +256) [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +257) Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +258) elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +259) who's walter bright and why is he so bright locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc locks: guilty +260) We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +261) This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +262) ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +263) gah, why does lose keep winning? +264) (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +265) who is guido van rossum you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +266) actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +267) Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! and a monad! nothing can stop me now! +268) !bfjoust test (-)*10000 Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 yay +269) !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 probably will suck Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 what +270) `addquote I'm a bit 'tarded. (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +271) HELLWORLD! It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. There is more agony. +272) My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +273) so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +274) oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think oerjan: What - the - fuck +275) [on egojoust] The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +276) OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +277) !bfjoust sm3 < Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +278) $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +279) !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +280) I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +281) file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +282) If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +283) lol @ closed character set standard "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +284) [on DNA Maze] it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +285) back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +286) Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +287) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +288) Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +289) gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +290) 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +291) zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +292) just because i'm homosexual doesn't mean i have sex with men. ...i'm also a paedophile [...] see if i'm a gay paedophile i don't have sex with men i have sex with BOYS +293) actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +294) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +295) Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +296) okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +297) Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +298) However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +299) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +300) shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +301) elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +302) My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +303) There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +304) Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +305) elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +306) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +307) addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +308) Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +309) oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +310) quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* i mean with you +311) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +312) Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +313) I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +314) wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +315) it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +316) ais523: quick, say something funny something funny hagrea:D can'tä sopt laughitn +317) elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +318) elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +319) ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +320) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something +321) Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +322) BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +323) Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +324) [After a long monologue] i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +325) That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +326) elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +327) i'm really sleep +328) elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +329) elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +330) I use LiGNUXFCE+apps That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +331) I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +332) and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +333) elliott, it was an artful robbery! wait, murder +334) I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +335) haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +336) Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +337) that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +338) A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. See? I'm intellectual. +339) I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +340) DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +341) Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +342) anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +343) i actually do like sucking +344) [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +345) i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +346) o.O There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. It's called "not being a mammal" :P +347) the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +348) esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +349) destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +350) ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +351) I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +352) http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg worlds biggest thumb +353) oerjan: why so potable ...... DRINK ME +354) what telnets are there [...] where are a list of telnets? +355) (im not a lawyer) (im just making stuff up +356) Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +357) boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +358) here's a good multiplication algorithm 1010101 x 110 well I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +359) 3 = 7/2 +360) [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +361) when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +362) right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +363) i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +364) Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +365) Write-only IRC: best idea Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +366) AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +367) Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +368) [on Sgeo's karaoke] Sgeo: awesome sounds like a japan anime sound track +369) [on Sgeo's karaoke] That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +370) Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +371) Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +372) oerjan you're swedish, right? +373) my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +374) Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +375) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one +376) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one thankfully only two +377) yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +378) I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse I invented Metaplace sex >.> +379) sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here I think so +380) I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything Yes. And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +381) Vorpal: it's actually called Happy Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +382) i hope that isn't child pornography whew equally cute tho, have to admit +383) Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +384) scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +385) I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +386) Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +387) two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +388) `addquote two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +389) [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +390) Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +391) Oracle's awesome +392) How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! I have the weirdest boner right now. +393) CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +394) oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +395) And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +396) [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +397) You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +398) The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +399) hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +400) Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +401) Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +402) yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +403) Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +404) but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +405) are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +406) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] I need to learn more Haskell... ..I need to get op privs. +407) I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +408) Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser monqy, how hard could it be? +409) I hope type inference isn't difficult +410) You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +411) anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours and masturbate as well +412) The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +413) so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +414) [on spiking] drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +415) what would you ever need petrol for newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +416) [on petrol] oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +417) " elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +418) if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +419) It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +420) HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER Oh noooooooooooooooooose! Gregor: lol nose geddit +421) you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +422) I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +423) I used to be more irritated by alcohol Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +424) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +425) You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +426) elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" eventually all US bills will just be solid green +427) meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary so far, it has found four digits I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +428) The wickedest man of all. Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. you talking about me again? Yes. k +429) "system is fairly sane imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum would you object to that being trademarked I mean phrase trade" oops +430) Something about faiing a asanity check sanity faliling failing +431) Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +432) as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +433) i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +434) oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page thanks elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +435) decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +436) Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are Damn right! +437) " Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +438) im going to resurrect rutian with vitamin pills and book sales +439) adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +440) as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw quintopia: I am at Canada. +441) elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +442) I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +443) The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +444) Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +445) oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +446) Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +447) [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +448) pikhq, living in the future sucks. The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +449) oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +450) such a famous bisexual Yeah, like Marlon Brando. And Caligula. And... Keeley Hawes? I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +451) elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +452) it was a wonderful dream i died in it that's how it started +453) the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +454) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets #toilet is useless is #toilet even a thing I'm looking for help with toilets +455) Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that Or, at least, my toilet looks different +456) mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +457) drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +458) #%%:]__t�# do you see that that is great progress taking place +459) well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +460) elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +461) elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +462) Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +463) Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +464) No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +465) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires The bacon is worth it +466) ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +467) you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them that doesn't work. we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +468) The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +469) Cut to February War were declared A galaxy in turmoil Anyway, Febuary '10 +470) I can't afford one of those! A grandchild, not a laser printer +471) doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +472) MY CONTINUITY MY FANFICTION RUINED +473) to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +474) god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +475) (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +476) I have a WRT120N Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +477) There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] You've just gave me a different result [...] It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +478) Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +479) That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +480) interestingly enough, go is a second player win chess is also first player win tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +481) Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +482) I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +483) The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +484) Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +485) God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +486) Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +487) So... God has jizzed on everything? have you even READ the bible? +488) Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +489) This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +490) rest in peace lambdabot???? monqy: it'll probably be back later nap in peace +491) ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +492) 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +493) Non sequitur is my forte On-topic discussion is my piano Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte Full fat milk is my pianissimo On which note, I'm hungry +494) in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +495) If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +496) monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +497) itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +498) It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +499) Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +500) Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +501) australia kicks ass we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +502) My memory passed rest in peace sgeos memory +503) cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +504) tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +505) [2008] i'm testing Haiku and it appears that it is a major shit 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +506) Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +507) aibohphobia The fear of palindromes +508) Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +509) elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +510) it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +511) Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +512) beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +513) I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +514) So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +515) i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +516) Well, I'm now experimenting with clients It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +517) I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +518) fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +519) Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +520) elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +521) Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +522) Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. SHIT JUST GOT REAL +523) OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. It's been fun knowing him. +524) Taneb's been hit by melancholy. He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +525) Oh god. I've become a metallurgy hipster. +526) You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +527) Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana Judaism has them beat, of course I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +528) it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +529) I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +530) what i mean by afk is i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +531) anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +532) oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +533) sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +534) Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +535) the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +536) What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +537) it's the pain of the gaps argument no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain it's never close enough +538) Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +539) What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +540) well, you have bested me itidus20: Yes. +541) now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +542) What is miff-muffered moof? that's a tough question +543) software patents strike again that's got to be at least three times, now are they out yet? +544) like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with but that would be NP hard I think +545) combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +546) IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +547) I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +548) I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +549) On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +550) A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +551) (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +552) that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +553) I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +554) Maybe if you try diplomacy. Pointy steel diplomacy +555) i started running and smoking i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +556) I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +557) elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +558) this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +559) I think it's fizzie against everyone atm AND EVERYONE IS WINNING EXCEPT FIZZIE +560) lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +561) That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +562) mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +563) im sampling ultra hip holiday hes the boogie woogie santa clause switching to oktoberfest yes i would love to shop to this +564) im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +565) i am out of all the fame loops and the australien soap opera loops so much loop / s omcuh +566) The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +567) elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +568) ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +569) elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +570) They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +571) game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +572) Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +573) we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +574) I keep asking random people for "friendship " and it's crippling +575) I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +576) Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +577) Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby I will boil your veins. Which is less bad? Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +578) I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +579) FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +580) Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +581) Intake flooded with magma. Reactor connected. Pumps active. YES IT'S WORKING +582) "Do a sea monster while whatever." +583) But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +584) The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +585) I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +586) Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +587) monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] @messages quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +588) theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +589) elliott, it is typical of you Vorpal: so are most things I say +590) well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +591) elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +592) now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = elliott_: let's not start that again." +593) You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +594) OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +595) help me i am so alone :( new computer good enough to simulate real parents +596) elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +597) indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +598) elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +599) Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +600) this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +601) THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +602) It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +603) oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +604) dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! I need.....an adult ;_; +605) We have no leather. Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +606) according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +607) Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +608) When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +609) one time I tried cpp programming ​ it was hellish ​ maybe I should try again +610) CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +611) king is something women are better at than men +612) Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +613) Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +614) [from 2009] That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +615) in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +616) what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +617) I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +618) Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +619) elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +620) You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? Monads are like that, only worse. +621) Mayor says we need to make aluminum items Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +622) Dear god stop staring at me. no never monqy is always staring at everyone. it takes many eyes to do this but I manage He is an inspiration to us all. +623) Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +624) One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +625) Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +626) Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +627) Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... elliott: fuck you. There. Perfect. Carry on. +628) lol :( +629) But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +630) jesus, yes.. he was human and that is fantastic more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +631) I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +632) yes 5 is very infixr +633) if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +634) it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +635) The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +636) OMG What if we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +637) It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. Also lesbian. +638) i agree with elliott +639) did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +640) isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +641) fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +642) It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +643) sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +644) elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +645) Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +646) my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +647) I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +648) The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +649) I think stealing is more appropriate +650) i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +651) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +652) but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +653) so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +654) Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +655) [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +656) An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +657) [in the context of Open University] "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +658) l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +659) never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +660) Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +661) When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +662) Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? You stole it from us first! +663) bad people have feelings too but they're bad so it's okay +664) It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +665) Real Tar is GNU tar. You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +666) But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +667) that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +668) fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +669) (Of Minecraft:) So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +670) oh god oh god what if I become attracted to birds +671) "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +672) 678) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love 187) Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +673) ais523: those suck hmm, those are all pretty good +674) It's missing the "bear scat showing a diet of prime numbers" picture. +675) You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. It wasn't in deep space. It was orbiting Bajor. +676) If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. Also probably works in real life? +677) I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +678) http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +679) clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +680) That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +681) I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +682) it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them and you get a new interesting esolang diagonal principle… +683) i did applied fisheries research when i was little got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +684) that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +685) COCKS [...] truly cocks +686) Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. +687) where is this going. why is this going. +688) anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +689) fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +690) I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +691) I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +692) Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +693) I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish I don't fit in your quaint little categories +694) Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +695) Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +696) Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +697) ...Overlapping? +698) Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +699) elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +700) oh my god that is one ugly solution beautiful +701) Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +702) (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +703) VMS Mosaic? I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +704) elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +705) No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +706) It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +707) Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +708) There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +709) elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +710) elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +711) Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +712) also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +713) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +714) Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS +715) ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +716) ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +717) `quote themselves No output. `quote norway No output. `quote lunch No output. Useless bot. +718) the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +719) You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. `quote kmc 686) COCKS [...] truly cocks Well, in theory. +720) characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +721) but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +722) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +723) Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +724) The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +725) I guess only gay people fuck? +726) also who it a tome, a small one +727) shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? No. whew we don't have room for more esolangers there. oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? no Whew. We don't have room for more esolangers there. +728) Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? fizzie: Yes. There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +729) the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +730) it's not even about strictness actually not strictly about strictness, anyway +731) I like category theory because when you get over how damn weird it is it's still weird. +732) Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +733) wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +734) This is not the time for science! ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +735) i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +736) if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +737) .Ah. +738) i don't lie, i tell stories there's no difference *a +739) myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +740) BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT He's just a box with arms i love boxbot already +741) interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +742) right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. if only every wrong person could be so lucky +743) fizzie: I think it's because it looks like WHERE foo > ((bar - nonsense) + lol). +744) Dinner? At two? It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +745) man, I love pseudo-random decision making kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +746) well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +747) if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? i just plucked his name at random [...] if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +748) Gregor is actually a rare species of mangoat the fashion sense comes from the mango part +749) why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +750) fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +751) Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +752) pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +753) The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +754) monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +755) WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +756) The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +757) Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +758) Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. Oops. +759) Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +760) I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +761) Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. He lives in Detroit. I... think we might have found the wrong one. +762) A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +763) elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +764) ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +765) (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +766) in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +767) I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +768) I hate you. +769) The mutable-integer Linux. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.20134 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20134 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +total 160 +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 126 Sep 14 23:56 ? +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 100 Sep 14 23:56 addquote +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 33 Sep 14 23:56 allquotes +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 268 Sep 14 23:56 calc +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 301 Sep 14 23:56 creatures +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 294 Sep 14 23:56 define +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 211 Sep 14 23:56 delquote +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 313 Sep 14 23:56 etymology +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 69 Sep 14 23:56 forget +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 277 Sep 14 23:56 google +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 137 Sep 14 23:56 json +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 42 Sep 14 23:56 k +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 26 Sep 14 23:56 karma +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 143 Sep 14 23:56 learn +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 185 Sep 14 23:56 log +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 101 Sep 14 23:56 logurl +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 22 Sep 14 23:56 marco +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 268 Sep 14 23:56 minifind +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 251 Sep 14 23:56 paste +lrwxrwxrwx 1 5000 0 22 Sep 14 23:56 pastelog -> /hackenv/bin/pastelogs +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 600 Sep 14 23:56 pastelogs +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 87 Sep 14 23:56 pastenquotes +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 67 Sep 14 23:56 pastequotes +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 31 Sep 14 23:56 pastewisdom +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 22 Sep 14 23:56 ping +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 79 Sep 14 23:56 prefixes +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 26 Sep 14 23:56 quine +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 163 Sep 14 23:56 quote +lrwxrwxrwx 1 5000 0 5 Sep 14 23:56 quotes -> quote +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 427 Sep 14 23:56 roll +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 40 Sep 14 23:56 swedish +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 148 Sep 14 23:56 toutf8 +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 46 Sep 14 23:56 translate +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 499 Sep 14 23:56 translatefromto +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 43 Sep 14 23:56 translateto +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 23 Sep 14 23:56 u +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 7408 Sep 14 23:56 unstr +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 163 Sep 14 23:56 url +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 1559 Sep 14 23:56 wl +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 760 Sep 14 23:56 wolfram +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 36 Sep 14 23:56 wtf diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.20141 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20141 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,45 @@ +2003-07-30.txt:20:52:24: Just make it output Lilypond code ;) +2003-07-30.txt:20:53:06: except i couldn't install lilypond last time i tried +2003-07-30.txt:20:53:49: Yes. Using Lilypond. +2003-07-30.txt:21:05:11: of course lilypond is also affected by similar cuteness +2003-07-30.txt:21:06:44: Not quite.. Lilypond isn't _restricted_ to major/minor... It just has good definitions to start with... A _lot_ of music is either in the major or minor mode. +2007-07-15.txt:00:55:49: Figs: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GNU_LilyPond +2007-07-18.txt:05:57:15: Figs: Just learn LilyPond syntax, and get some really, *really* good typeset sheet music. +2007-07-18.txt:05:58:16: LilyPond doesn't do playback though, does it? +2009-02-17.txt:21:53:28: *lilypond +2009-09-28.txt:06:46:05: (And, by proxy, lilypond) +2010-01-19.txt:02:56:31: Lilypond +2010-01-19.txt:02:56:37: Rosegarden to generate the Lilypond +2010-01-19.txt:02:58:25: (Lilypond, if you don't know, is TeX for musical notation) +2010-01-19.txt:03:02:04: I could've sworn Lilypond was smarter than that. +2010-01-19.txt:03:03:57: Maybe you could get the Lilypond developers to use Opus 10 for the stuff to fix in Lilypond? :P +2010-05-16.txt:01:12:13: pikhq: *LilyPond. +2010-06-26.txt:01:58:39: lilypond is pretty +2010-06-26.txt:01:59:01: alise: All that I have sheet music of is lilypondized. +2010-08-13.txt:17:36:03: (UNRELATED) It amuses me that LilyPond's motto is "Music notation for everyone" +2010-08-13.txt:17:37:22: cpressey: Uh, LilyPond is excellent. +2010-08-13.txt:17:37:32: cpressey: LilyPond is fucking amazing. +2010-08-13.txt:17:37:58: I don't do music, but if I did, fuck yeah, LilyPond. Extremely high-quality typesetting of musical notation, no fucking with stupid GUIs. +2010-08-13.txt:17:38:46: Yeah. I've gotten used Rosegarden. It's not great ... I actually output LilyPond from Rosegarden, then make changes to that. To keep that maintainable I keep the whole thing in an hg repo with the original and modified in different branches X_X +2010-08-13.txt:17:39:44: It's basically just sufficient to allow me to input from MIDI, then output LilyPond :P +2010-08-13.txt:23:17:43: {OGG, MP3, FLAC, DPR, DPR-pedal} and {PDF, Rosegarden, LilyPond} +2010-08-13.txt:23:18:44: PDF first for notation since most people just want to take a look, Rosegarden for the tinkerers, and LilyPond for people who want to criticise your source code. +2010-09-10.txt:05:14:50: Yeah, that's a bit of a Lilypond anomaly ... +2010-09-11.txt:02:03:47: http://codu.org/tmp/GRegor-op13-mov2-wipp7.pdf I've gotten too notationally clever, and Lilypond doesn't like me for it. +2010-09-12.txt:05:21:42: TeX but with music -- you mean LilyPond. +2010-10-12.txt:06:12:10: i'm surprised lilypond can do that +2010-10-12.txt:06:42:54: quintopia: Rosegarden to lilypond, then fixes over that lilypond. +2010-11-13.txt:22:27:30: Does Lilypond not produce DVI output? And it works with LaTeX, it won't work with Plain TeX? +2010-11-13.txt:22:32:02: That is the problem, how many things GNU Lilypond requirement for compiling (and for running, too), and yet it won't make proper DVI files. +2010-11-13.txt:22:32:25: zzo38: Lilypond isn't LaTeX or TeX. +2010-11-13.txt:22:33:58: And it has a lot of requirements http://lilypond.org/doc/v2.12/Documentation/user/lilypond-program/Requirements#Requirements +2011-01-27.txt:05:29:42: Gregor: Maybe you should write more music, write John Stump style music. Probably GNU Lilypond can do that. +2011-01-27.txt:05:30:02: GNU Lilypond can't write music :P +2011-01-27.txt:05:30:20: You can use GNU Lilypond for writing music. +2011-01-27.txt:05:30:45: You can use GNU Lilypond for /notating/ music. +2011-01-27.txt:05:30:57: Your files are in GNU Lilypond, that's what I saw, I think. +2011-01-27.txt:05:32:01: Then make a John Stump style music and notate it with GNU Lilypond. +2011-01-27.txt:05:32:45: I read that DVI files created with Lilypond will not contain note heads. Is that right? If so, that is a serious problem. +2011-01-29.txt:07:49:23: I do hope that someday Lilypond will be able to typeset Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz, and Strin Quartet No. 556(b) for Strings In A Minor (Motoring Accident). +2011-12-28.txt:09:48:41: 2010-01-19.txt:02:58:25: (Lilypond, if you don't know, is TeX for musical notation) +2011-12-28.txt:09:54:00: `pastelogs lilypond diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.20211 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20211 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,147 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl +use strict; use warnings; +use v5.10; +use open qw( :encoding(UTF-8) :std); +use Storable 'retrieve'; +use List::Util 'sum'; +use Getopt::Long qw(:config gnu_getopt); +BEGIN { + eval { + require Math::Random::MT::Perl; Math::Random::MT::Perl->import('rand'); + }; +# warn "Optional module Math::Random::MT::Perl not found.\n" if $@; +} + +#constants +my @options = qw(eng-1M eng-all eng-fiction eng-gb eng-us french german hebrew russian spanish irish german-medical bulgarian catalan swedish brazilian canadian-english-insane manx italian ogerman portuguese polish gaelic finnish norwegian); +my $n = 4; +my $default_opt = "--eng-1M"; +(my $default_dataset = $default_opt) =~ s/(^|-+)([^-])/\u$2/g; + +#help info +my $help_text = <{$_} } @c; + my $r = rand(sum(@w)); + for(0..$#c) { + return $c[$_] if $r < $w[$_]; + $r -= $w[$_]; + } + print "end of pick loop reached. returned $c[$#w]\n" if $debug_mode; + return $c[$#w]; +} + +sub get_gram { + my ($key) = @_; + ##Lazily interpolate the gram table on the fly + ##then cache the results + unless (defined $grams->{$key}) { + for(@loaded_data) { + my $data = $_->[0]; + my $g = $data->{$key} or next; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$g); + while( my ($c, $v) = each %$g ) { + $grams->{$key}->{$c} += $v/$sum; + } + } + } + return $grams->{$key}; +} + +sub generate { + my $target = pick($freqs) + $target_offset; + my $word = ' ' x ($n-1); + my $c; + do { + my $len = (length $word) - ($n-1); + my %ftable = %{get_gram substr($word, -$n+1, $n-1)}; + ($ftable{' '} //= 0) *= 2**($len-$target); + $c = pick \%ftable; + $word .= $c; + } while $c ne ' '; + $word =~ s/\s//g; + $word = "$word (L-T: @{[length($word) - $target]})" if $debug_mode; + return $word; +} + +sub load_dataset { + my ($mod) = @_; + push @loaded_data, retrieve ("share/WordData/$mod") or die "Unable to load $mod"; +} + +sub main { + ##Option handling + @ARGV = split /\s+/, $ARGV[0] if @ARGV == 1; + my $help_mode; + GetOptions ( + 'd|debug' => \$debug_mode, + 'h|help' => \$help_mode, + 'N|dont-normalize' => \$dont_normalize, + 'o|target-offset=s' => \$target_offset, + map { + my $mod=$_; + $mod =~ s/(^|-)(.)/\u$2/g; + $_, sub { load_dataset $mod }; + } @options + ) or exit 1; + return print $help_text if $help_mode; + + ##Use the default dataset if no others were specified + load_dataset $default_dataset unless @loaded_data; + ##In the case of 1 dataset, skip normalization by copying everything + ##into the tables + if (@loaded_data == 1) { + ($grams, $freqs) = @{$loaded_data[0]}; + } + ##Otherwise, normalize and combine the length histograms. + ##The gram tables will be normalized lazily as needed (see: get_gram) + else { + for (@loaded_data) { + my $fdata = $_->[1]; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$fdata); + while ( my ($len, $f) = each %$fdata ) { + $freqs->{$len} += $f/$sum; + } + } + } + + ##Run word generator and print results + local $, = ' '; + print map {generate} 1..int($ARGV[0]||1); + print "\n"; + return 0; +} + +exit main unless caller; +1; diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.20660 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20660 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +648) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +654) [in the context of Open University] "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +657) Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +659) Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? You stole it from us first! +668) "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +669) 678) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love 187) Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +690) I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish I don't fit in your quaint little categories +693) Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +703) It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +720) Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +731) This is not the time for science! ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +737) BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT He's just a box with arms i love boxbot already +789) oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? No, sorry. phew How about Finland? Why would I live there? That's a *very* good question. Why would anyone? diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.20754 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20754 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,300 @@ +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-18.txt:22:06:13: thus, this is how I can tell that patched_from_ehird is indeed the version you sent me +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-18.txt:22:23:24: ais523: one not with ehird in it, ending in .tar? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-19.txt:04:06:49: 12:07:58 It's donning itself presently. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-19.txt:04:06:49: 12:08:02 The goals aren't really lofty +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-19.txt:04:06:49: 12:08:11 Just "run the program a fuckload of times then average that" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-19.txt:04:06:49: 12:08:45 No. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-19.txt:04:06:49: 12:08:49 That does not take into account... +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-19.txt:04:06:49: 12:08:52 PoLaRiTy! +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-19.txt:04:06:49: 12:08:57 Any choice between: SIEVE, and: KETTLE! +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-19.txt:15:47:00: Gregor_return_of_ehird_defend8mwahahaha manages to behave rather differently on even/odd tapes. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-19.txt:23:41:42: that ain't ehird is it +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-20.txt:04:42:00: In an alternate universe, ehird has bork +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-20.txt:04:42:38: GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda bork? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-20.txt:04:42:41: no bork No?! I've been living a lie yep. Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-02-26.txt:23:30:52: Elliott Hird ehird google +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-01.txt:01:27:27: 14:21:54 fizzie: That’s not… well… flat. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-01.txt:01:27:27: 14:22:01 It’s poking upwards. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-03.txt:04:45:48: What a coincidence; elliott (was ehird) (seems to have pinged out and probably went to sleep) has been trying to get an x86 Forth in a boot sector. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-09.txt:02:54:31: I would have registered ehird.org by now, but elliott@ehird.org is ugly. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-09.txt:15:01:34: ais523, ehird: I consider it your duty to explain to people why this doesn't suck +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-09.txt:17:12:42: 15:42:24 ais523, ehird: I consider it your duty to explain to people why this doesn't suck +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-10.txt:04:25:11: 17:42:32 ah +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-10.txt:04:25:11: 17:42:39 there's an O(n) one for base-16 isn't there? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-10.txt:23:34:26: elliott: ehird, YES! +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-14.txt:20:53:16: 10:41:53 ais523: huh? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-15.txt:16:00:34: Gregor: ehird, bool +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-20.txt:17:34:57: * tswett scans the names list for ehird and finds him absent. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-20.txt:17:35:28: Gregor: you'll have to fulfill the role of ehird, then. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-27.txt:14:38:58: Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-27.txt:14:52:16: `addquote Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-27.txt:14:52:19: 337) Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-29.txt:08:34:19: 18:59:28: GNU bash, version 2.05b.0(1)-release (powerpc-apple-darwin8.0) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-03-29.txt:08:34:19: 18:59:28: Copyright (C) 2002 Free Software Foundation, Inc. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:14:29:43: [~/esotericlogs]% grep ehird 06.* 20 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:14:29:44: 06.12.29:12:42:41 --- join: ehird (n=ehird@user-5440e204.wfd80a.dsl.pol.co.uk) joined #esoteric +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:14:29:44: 06.12.29:12:43:09 --- part: ehird left #esoteric +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:14:30:32: [~/esotericlogs]% grep ehird 06.* | wc -l +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:14:30:33: [~/esotericlogs]% grep ehird 07.* | wc -l +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:14:32:46: [~/esotericlogs]% for i in 06 07 08 09 10; do grep "^..:..:.. <(ehird|elliott|alise|iEhird)[^>]*>" $i.* | wc -l; done +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:02:29: 37) i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. \ 39) anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true should put that on my todo list \ 42) i'm my dad's unborn sister \ 55) GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? \ 67) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:05:38: `pastequotes ehird|elliott|alise +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:06:20: 19) ehird has gone insane, clearly. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:06:41: `pastequotes +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:07:10: `pastequotes <(ehird|elliott|alise)> +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:07:26: `pastequotes <(ehird|elliott|alise)> +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:07:31: 37) i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. \ 39) anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true should put that on my todo list \ 42) i'm my dad's unborn sister \ 55) GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? \ 67) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:07:41: `pastequotes \<(ehird|elliott|alise)\> +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:08:02: `quote <(ehird|elliott|alise)> +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:08:06: `quote <(ehird|elliott|alise).*> +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:08:14: `quote || +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:08:20: `quote +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:09:11: `run egrep -i "<(elliott|alise|ehird)>" quotes +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:09:12: so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers \ IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! \ SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:09:21: `run allquotes | egrep -i "<(elliott|alise|ehird)>" | paste +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-03.txt:21:19:49: 280) ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing I think that would be illegal. oh you are right damn :/ +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-06.txt:03:48:24: [~/esotericlogs]% grep '^..:..:.. <(ehird|alise)>' 10.*.* | wc -l +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-06.txt:03:48:24: [~/esotericlogs]% grep '^..:..:.. <(ehird|alise)iphone>' 10.*.* | wc -l +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-08.txt:18:06:24: DID I MENTION ALL THE THINGS ME AND EHIRD BLEW UP +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-09.txt:20:06:25: http://esolangs.org/wiki/User:ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-09.txt:20:43:21: which prevents ehird's page breaking everyone else's attempts to edit it +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-09.txt:20:44:12: hmm, I just realised calling you ehird there was not a mistake but technically correct +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-09.txt:20:44:20: as the user page belongs to ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-10.txt:01:33:00: I do not like the page User:Ehird, it is too slow. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-14.txt:22:51:48: oerjan, well, BF-complete is quite a useful baseline. I think it was ehird who invented the term. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-15.txt:19:49:52: time for a shitload of edits to User:ehird/sandbox +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-18.txt:04:52:56: oerjan: i invite you to take a look at http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ehird&action=edit and imagine how much I yearned for the ability to use div and span during its creation +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-18.txt:13:07:38: 17) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. \ 23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: there is plenty of room to get head twice at once \ 24) In an alternate universe, ehird has taste \ 25) IN AN +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-21.txt:13:12:41: 38) is there a problem with it being carbonized :D yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-21.txt:13:16:56: 33) pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. ehird: consider low-gravity porn fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-21.txt:13:16:59: 30) ehird: There is no h in "honour" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-21.txt:20:22:34: 16) First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, you know the rest. \ 17) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. \ 26) so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-25.txt:21:43:13: ais523: { I create a Promise "I cash in ais523's Promise to go inactive", with the condition {I, ehird, currently possess ais523's Promise to go inactive}, and transfer it to ais523. } +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-04-29.txt:23:37:44: Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chef chiqrsx9p choo cockney ctcp dc decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird fudd funetak google graph gregor he hello id jethro kraut num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh sffffedeesh sffffffffedeesh simpleacro slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak warez yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-14.txt:10:08:42: ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chef chiqrsx9p choo cockney ctcp dc decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird fudd funetak google graph gregor he hello id jethro kraut num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh sffffedeesh sffffffffedeesh simpleacro slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak warez yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-14.txt:23:09:05: ​28) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! \ 79) i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program \ 120) I +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-15.txt:00:04:59: ​10) So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? \ 20) Meh ._. \ 30) ehird: There is no h in "honour" \ 40) I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary \ 46) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-15.txt:00:05:00: 10) So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? \ 20) Meh ._. \ 30) ehird: There is no h in "honour" \ 40) I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary \ 46) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-16.txt:10:44:51: Although the prospect of updating http://esolangs.org/wiki/User:ehird deters me somewhat. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-18.txt:07:33:35: ​194) Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat \ 195) the pregnant ones are usually taken already. \ 235) (had real world issues) (to deal with) Vorpal's pregnant. yes +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-21.txt:22:47:25: 20:09:59: ehird____, well yes. But this would be an interesting new file sharing idea. Just share offset in pi +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-22.txt:00:01:23: 20:09:59: ehird____, well yes. But this would be an interesting new file sharing idea. Just share offset in pi +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-26.txt:20:09:35: What is the prize for implementing the interpreter and Pong game? —ehird 19:58, 24 May 2011 (UTC) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-28.txt:22:51:34: ​38) is there a problem with it being carbonized :D yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-05-31.txt:18:56:11: whois ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-02.txt:08:46:05: ​Installed user interpreters: _loop aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chef chiqrsx9p choo cockney ctcp dc decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd funetak google graph gregor he hello id jethro kraut num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh sffffedeesh sffffffffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak w +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-02.txt:09:00:06: ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chef chiqrsx9p choo cockney ctcp dc decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd funetak google graph gregor he hello id jethro kraut num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh sffffedeesh sffffffffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak warez y +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-02.txt:09:01:41: !show ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-02.txt:09:02:10: !ehird cobbles of phantom fuck whats +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-02.txt:09:04:05: !ehird what is this I don't even +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-02.txt:09:11:00: ​56) no Deewiant No?! I've been living a lie yep. Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:11:03: ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chef chiqrsx9p choo cockney ctcp dc dechatspeak decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd funetak google graph gregor gregor__1 he hello id jethro kraut map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python recursion recursion2 redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh sffffedeesh sffffffffedeesh simpleacr +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:15:34: ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chef chiqrsx9p choo cockney ctcp dc dechatspeak decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd funetak google graph gregor gregor__1 he hello id jethro kraut map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh sffffedeesh sffffffffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:19:24: ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chef chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc dechatspeak decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd funetak google graph gregor gregor__1 hello id jethro kraut map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh sffffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ucat valsp +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:20:58: !show eehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:20:58: ​haskell main = interact (let food s = case dropWhile (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s of "" -> []; s' -> w : food s'' where (w, s'') = break (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s' in unlines $ map ((" " ++) . unwords . words) $ food $ map toLower) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:21:09: !ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:21:12: !ehird hello +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:21:13: !show ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:21:37: !eehird hello everyone +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:22:46: ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc dechatspeak decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor gregor__1 hello id jethro kraut map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh sffffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak warez yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-05.txt:20:24:31: ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc dechatspeak decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor gregor__1 hello id jethro kraut map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 sadbf sfedeesh sffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak warez yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-06.txt:00:47:24: 20:38:27: so now my Underload (...)s are no longer functions +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-06.txt:00:47:24: 20:38:29: what should i call them? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-06.txt:00:47:24: 20:38:31: subprograms? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-07.txt:23:08:01: 00:32:36: Bring back Lisp Machines! Write the OS in Lisp and let the user-mode language be Haskell! +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-07.txt:23:08:01: 00:32:49: VIVA LA GRAPH REDUCIÃ<93>N! +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-08.txt:05:34:23: CakeProphet_vlad.bfjoust vs Gregor_return_of_ehird_defend8mwahahaha.bfjoust +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-08.txt:05:34:24: Gregor_return_of_ehird_defend8mwahahaha.bfjoust wins. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-08.txt:20:02:30: as always, replying to ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-09.txt:21:37:40: ​17) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. \ 23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: there is plenty of room to get head twice at once \ 24) In an alternate universe, ehird has taste \ 25) IN AN +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-09.txt:21:45:50: 23:34:53: 23:21 pikhq: Oh, right. He prefers the insane solution. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-09.txt:21:45:51: 23:34:53: 23:21 pikhq: (in this case, per-OS Makefiles) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-09.txt:21:45:51: 23:34:54: nope +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-09.txt:21:45:51: 23:36:10: ehird: What do you prefer? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-09.txt:21:45:52: 23:36:18: pikhq: not using c :) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-09.txt:22:00:41: 00:31:40: David slowed his pace slightly as his ears, in a vat of chocolate; only his less slightly paces can go faster. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-09.txt:22:05:28: 00:31:32: David slowed (his pace slightly) as (his ears, in a vat of chocolate); only his less slightly paces can go faster. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:21:52:06: ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor gregor__1 hello id jethro kraut lperl lsh map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot26 rot47 rot52 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh sh__ simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ucat +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:21:53:33: ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor gregor__1 hello id jethro kraut lperl lsh map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh sh__ simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ucat valspeak war +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:20:58: ​336) Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:22:51: ​33) pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. ehird: consider low-gravity porn fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. \ 63) Porn. There, see? \ 77) SF.net porn :/ Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? \ 132) I am an inherently pornographic +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:25:32: ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor gregor__1 hello id jethro kraut lperl lsh map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh sh__ simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ustemp valspeak warez +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:28:30: ​33) pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. ehird: consider low-gravity porn fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. \ 249) The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. \ 271) in retrospect that wasn't even necessary, as communal readings of the Funge-98 spec do just a +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:33:09: ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor gregor__1 hello id jethro kraut lperl lsh map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ustemp valspeak warez wc wc +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:48:42: ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decisionengine drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor gregor__1 hello id jethro kraut lperl lsh map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ustemp valspeak warez wc yo +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:57:05: ​Installed user interpreters: aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor gregor__1 hello id jethro kraut lperl lsh map num ook pansy pi pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simpleacro simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ustemp valspeak warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:57:49: !show eehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:57:50: haskell main = interact (let food s = case dropWhile (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s of "" -> []; s' -> w : food s'' where (w, s'') = break (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s' in unlines $ map ((" " ++) . unwords . words) $ food $ map toLower) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:57:52: !show ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:58:03: !ehird the most donkey fishes +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:58:07: !eehird the most donkey fishes +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:58:36: > (let food s = case dropWhile (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s of "" -> []; s' -> w : food s'' where (w, s'') = break (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s' in unlines $ map ((" " ++) . unwords . words) $ food $ map toLower) "the most donkey fishes" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:22:59:48: !ehird I have this awesome opinion on something +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:23:01:51: > (let food s = case dropWhile (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s of "" -> []; s' -> w : food s'' where (w, s'') = break (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s' in unlines . map ((" " ++) . unwords . words) . food . map toLower) "the most donkey fishes" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:23:01:53: " the most donkey fishes\n" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:23:04:29: > (let food s = case dropWhile (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s of "" -> []; s' -> w : food s'' where (w, s'') = break (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s' in unlines . map ((" " ++) . unwords . words) . food . map toLower) "123abc456def" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:23:04:31: " abc\n def\n" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:23:05:12: 2009-07-13 04:12:15( Warrigal) > let food s = case dropWhile (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s of "" -> []; s' -> w : food s'' where (w, s'') = break (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s' in unlines $ map ((" " ++) . unwords . words) $ food $ map toLower $ "What do you do, my eponymous friend?" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-10.txt:23:05:17: 2009-07-13 04:14:08( Warrigal) !addinterp eehird haskell main = interact (let food s = case dropWhile (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s of "" -> []; s' -> w : food s'' where (w, s'') = break (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s' in unlines $ map ((" " ++) . unwords . words) $ food $ map toLower) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-11.txt:11:50:02: 05:04:43: ehird: Now write an editor that distinguishes alignment from indentation and actually maintains your alignment in the correct tab/space ratio while you write code. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-13.txt:00:17:30: hey ehird name the digits +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-16.txt:00:07:27: ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id jethro kraut lperl lsh map num ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ustemp valspeak warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-22.txt:18:23:07: ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id jethro kraut lperl lsh map num ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ustemp valspeak warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-22.txt:20:33:49: ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id jethro kraut lperl lsh map num ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ustemp valspeak warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-23.txt:10:39:53: 22:11:06: sprintf has one of those stupid collapsing '_a types +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-23.txt:10:39:53: 22:11:33: yeah what is that thing +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-23.txt:10:43:06: 22:25:05: snot a very good name +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-23.txt:10:43:51: 23:04:40: we should genetically modify humans to just breed breed breed +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-23.txt:10:43:51: 23:04:43: and get infinite humans +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-23.txt:10:43:51: 23:04:45: ehird: no we shouldn't +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-23.txt:10:48:41: 00:57:56: (%) (FormatterInt f) (FormatterInt g) = +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-06-23.txt:10:48:41: 00:57:57: FormatterInt (\k r -> f (g k) r) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-03.txt:02:57:36: deep thoughts w/ ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-04.txt:06:45:58: elliott@katia:~/logs$ grep -r funroll-loops\.info ????-??-??.txt | grep 'tusho\|ehird\|elliott\|alise' +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-04.txt:06:45:58: 2009-01-07.txt:15:55:01: I am so tempted to link to http://funroll-loops.info/ here. Oh wait I just did +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-07.txt:19:15:47: elliott_: You can be ehird :P +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-14.txt:07:47:14: yeah but i'll actually spec it so its BY EHIRD WITH INSPIRATION FROM VORPAL +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-14.txt:21:45:28: (diff) (hist) . . Brainfuck implementations‎; 21:44 . . (-8,084) . . Ehird (Talk | contribs) (...better organisation than the current section. I will do a proper move later today or tomorrow.) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-14.txt:21:45:28: (diff) (hist) . . Brainfuck‎; 21:44 . . (+8,024) . . Ehird (Talk | contribs) (Revert; while I support the separation of implementations into a separate article, ''notable'' implementations (e.g. original distribution, esotope) should stay. And any such page should have...) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:01:12:12: ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id insanetemp jethro kraut lperl lsh map num numberwang ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ustemp valspeak warez w +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:13:32: ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo eehird ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id insanetemp jethro kraut lperl lsh map num numberwang ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ustemp valspeak warez w +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:15:50: !ehird what does this one do +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:16:02: !show ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:16:23: !show eehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:16:23: haskell main = interact (let food s = case dropWhile (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s of "" -> []; s' -> w : food s'' where (w, s'') = break (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s' in unlines $ map ((" " ++) . unwords . words) $ food $ map toLower) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:17:32: !eehird is this one any good +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:18:01: !eehird what happened there? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:19:12: !delinterp eehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:19:12: ​Interpreter eehird deleted. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:19:32: !addinterp eehird haskell import Data.Char; main = interact (let food s = case dropWhile (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s of "" -> []; s' -> w : food s'' where (w, s'') = break (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s' in unlines $ map ((" " ++) . unwords . words) $ food $ map toLower) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:19:32: ​Interpreter eehird installed. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:19:43: !eehird let's see now +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:19:43: !eehird Does it work now? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:21:14: !delinterp eehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:21:15: ​Interpreter eehird deleted. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:21:27: !addinterp eehird haskell import Data.Char; main = interact (let food s = case dropWhile (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s of "" -> []; s' -> w : food s'' where (w, s'') = break (\x -> not (isAlpha x || isSpace x)) s' in unlines . map ((" " ++) . unwords . words) . food . map toLower) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:21:28: ​Interpreter eehird installed. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:21:34: !eehird now then? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:21:39: ​ now then +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:24:48: !eehird Like. This. Maybe so! Hm? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:24:53: ​ like +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:25:05: !delinterp eehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:25:05: ​Interpreter eehird deleted. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:25:48: ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id insanetemp jethro kraut lperl lsh map num numberwang ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish ustemp valspeak warez wc yodaw +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-20.txt:02:32:46: ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id insanetemp jethro kraut lperl lsh map num numberwang ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-23.txt:01:59:55: monqy: you may peruse http://catseye.tc/ehird/files-suck.html but only in the knowledge that it's old and whiny, and only summarises one aspect of @ (and fairly vaguely at that) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-23.txt:05:35:11: the one where ais explains how feather has no primitives or syntax and RodgerTheGreat claims it impossible and ehird accuses him of hating most non-Java non-BASIC languages +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-23.txt:05:37:43: 17:24:06: ehird: utterly untrue. I like BF, ///, LOGO, PHP, Postscript, LUA and some of my own languages, in addition to Java and BASIC +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-23.txt:05:37:59: 00:14:41: I love JS too :D +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-23.txt:05:38:07: monqy: im ehird btw +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-23.txt:05:43:13: 17:24:06: ehird: utterly untrue. I like BF, ///, LOGO, PHP, Postscript, LUA and some of my own languages, in addition to Java and BASIC +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-23.txt:05:47:21: i addded ehird but google thought i meant third i will put quotes around it +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-25.txt:20:51:22: "Edit: After I talked furthermore with ehird from #esoteric, it's a saner idea to leave the crash-course as is. so, as I originally said, it's a feature not a bug" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-29.txt:23:56:36: then grep for elliottOS\|ehirdOS\|@, I suppose +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-07-29.txt:23:56:41: then grep for elliottOS\|ehirdOS\|\b@\b, I suppose +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-02.txt:12:40:39: git://github.com/ehird/GPipe.git :-P +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-11.txt:00:29:23: User:Ehird/1st year sobriety and no dating +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-11.txt:00:30:01: (Move log); 16:53 . . Ehird (Talk | contribs) (1st year sobriety and no dating moved to User:Ehird/1st year sobriety and no dating: for my study) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-14.txt:19:16:40: Deewiant: https://github.com/ehird/funge-archive +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-14.txt:19:17:31: People Watching ehird/funge-archive +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-14.txt:19:18:11: Deewiant: https://github.com/ehird/funge-archive +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-14.txt:19:34:34: Deewiant: Look what has actual content: https://github.com/ehird/funge-archive +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-14.txt:19:49:45: Deewiant: https://github.com/ehird/funge-archive Behold :-P +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-15.txt:17:14:47: 14) GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. \ 53) Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. \ 54) If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... I'd call it jabbear. \ 55) GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-17.txt:23:36:57: "User:Ehird/1st year sobriety and no dating" also good +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-19.txt:10:02:12: monqy: im ehird and tusho and estoppel and alise btw.................................... just realised that you may not know my alternate nicks...................... +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-19.txt:10:02:46: i knew ehird, i knew about tusho but forgot the exact name, forgot or never knew about estoppel and alise +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-19.txt:11:13:51: 26) so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers \ 27) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! \ 29) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-19.txt:21:07:58: 55) GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-20.txt:22:13:40: See also: last two entries on http://esolangs.org/wiki/User:ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-20.txt:22:15:33: http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ehird&action=history +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-21.txt:17:47:52: elliott: Username ehird, password whatever it was for Plof. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-21.txt:20:54:38: 27) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-22.txt:06:30:15: ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id insanetemp jethro kraut lperl lsh map num numberwang ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak wacro warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-23.txt:18:32:00: 27) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-26.txt:19:22:43: ?karma ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-26.txt:19:22:43: ehird has a karma of 0 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-29.txt:02:00:04: ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id insanetemp jethro kraut lperl lsh map num numberwang ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak wacro warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-30.txt:19:41:15: ais523, and also ehird, tusho, and so on +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-30.txt:19:43:42: 208001 | 2006-12-29 21:42:41 | elliott | | n=ehird@user-5440e204.wfd80a.dsl.pol.co.uk | 3 | +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-30.txt:19:46:19: elliott_: http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/ehird.pl and http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/ehird.py ? >:) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-08-30.txt:19:47:30: 2007-05-30.txt:00:22:26: anyway what i did do is at http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/ehird.pl +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-04.txt:18:46:15: ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id insanetemp jethro kraut lperl lsh map num numberwang ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak wacro warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-06.txt:05:40:55: ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id insanetemp jethro kraut lperl lsh map num numberwang ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak wacro warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-06.txt:12:51:30: ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo ehird elmer fudd google graph gregor hello id insanetemp jethro kraut lperl lsh map num numberwang ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak wacro warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-08.txt:13:08:25: "ehird wants someone to merge 5 commits into 848d2b9 from master" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-09.txt:19:12:08: elliott: So you're ehird. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-10.txt:04:22:09: 279) ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing I think that would be illegal. oh you are right damn :/ +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-10.txt:10:44:32: 33) pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. ehird: consider low-gravity porn fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-12.txt:11:27:26: ehird | 4229 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-12.txt:16:24:16: 17:24:41 also +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-12.txt:16:24:16: 17:24:44 have you moved from that block +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-12.txt:17:41:35: (if (not (string-match "^" scrubbed)) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:17:29:09: ​/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2009-07-07.txt:04:06:48: Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn chef chiqrsx9p choo cockney ctcp dc drawl dubya echo ehird fudd google graph gregor hello jethro kraut num ook pansy pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler redneck reverse rot13 sadbf sfedeesh +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:17:52:41: 2007-12-08.txt:01:05:35: the patset function willtoo be unique and wspecisl +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:17:53:16: 2009-12-05.txt:21:18:37: uorygl: I don't think there's a Unicode character that would help. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:17:59:57: 2009-09-12.txt:17:51:06: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:00:39: 17:50:35: ehird: The WinForms GUI designer uses absolute positioning for most placement of controls +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:00:40: 17:51:04: rheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:00:43: 17:51:06: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:00:46: 17:51:08: aw +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:00:48: 17:51:10: no multiline support +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:01:53: 2008-02-13.txt:22:56:21: Fuckfuckfuckfuck. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:04:46: 2008-03-08.txt:17:49:49: http://reddit.com +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:05:22: 2007-08-13.txt:21:21:37: 3d pong +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:06:48: 2009-06-17.txt:01:09:09: David slowed his pace slightly as his ears, washed away in the sea as they were, bobbed along. He was unaware of this event. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:19:05: 2011-04-18.txt:04:52:56: oerjan: i invite you to take a look at http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ehird&action=edit and imagine how much I yearned for the ability to use div and span during its creation +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:30:36: 2009-02-21.txt:00:51:32: verily +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:31:18: 2010-01-10.txt:18:04:04: This channel is now: The official poop channel 2010 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:35:20: 2009-02-23.txt:19:15:07: hi olsner +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:35:30: 2008-12-22.txt:15:50:34: I like how it takes 8 books to get to recursion +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:38:40: 2009-05-14.txt:00:04:24: A kindle of kittens. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:42:59: 2009-12-05.txt:14:35:51: wat, perl's foreach doesn't let you get the indices too? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:18:44:54: 2008-04-01.txt:18:48:29: ais523: ... http://groups.google.com/group/alt.lang.intercal/browse_thread/thread/5a0696843eeeb5b6/65b0d4a066a4c544#65b0d4a066a4c544 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:19:39:08: 01:25:40: hmm... ehird would probably be highly amused to know that Lord Mandelson was the Baron of Hartlepool +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:20:30:17: 2009-01-09.txt:17:14:14: OH NO, PORNOGRAPHY +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:20:33:05: 2008-05-20.txt:20:50:45: WATERMELONS +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:20:33:34: 2008-05-20.txt:20:50:48: WATERMELONS +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:20:33:50: 2011-09-13.txt:20:33:34: 2008-05-20.txt:20:50:48: WATERMELONS +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:20:36:01: 2009-05-05.txt:17:35:19: GregorR: Selling non-scarce resources is inherently immoral, imo. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:20:36:13: 2008-04-01.txt:19:26:38: ' PLEASE NOTE THAT IMMORTALITY IS TREASON' +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:20:36:54: 2009-09-10.txt:20:35:41: AnMaster: i'm the alternate universe ehird. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:20:37:43: oerjan: I meant the 2008-04-01.txt:19:26:38: ' PLEASE NOTE THAT IMMORTALITY IS TREASON' +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:22:13:39: `quote ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:22:13:41: 19) ehird has gone insane, clearly. \ 24) In an alternate universe, ehird has taste \ 25) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" \ 26) so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers \ 27) IN EINEM +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-13.txt:22:25:02: 2009-09-20.txt:15:44:23: ehird, ooh nice, but I was thinking more along the lines of rougelike in 3D +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-14.txt:16:23:56: ​Installed user interpreters: acro aol austro bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn bypass_ignore bytes chaos chiqrsx9p choo ctcp dc decide drawl drome dubya echo ehird elmer fudd google graph hello id insanetemp jethro kraut lperl lsh map num numberwang ook pansy pi pikhq pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler prefixes python redneck reverse rimshot rot13 rot47 sadbf sanetemp sfedeesh sffedeesh simplename slashes svedeesh swedish valspeak wacro warez wc yodawg +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-15.txt:00:20:08: 2008-10-29.txt:14:43:05: Relax, sit back. It'll be alright. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-15.txt:00:42:25: 2009-07-01.txt:00:53:25: * Zuu cuddles ehird ^^ +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-15.txt:19:49:55: 2009-06-21.txt:20:50:59: God, I hate people who say "tl;dr". Because your idiotic soundbites and bits of compacted media and entertainment that you love so much has made your brain incapable to read anything more than a paragraph or two lest your now severe ADHD kick in. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-15.txt:19:54:50: And yet, elliott's said "tl;dr" 92 times according to my logs (and ehird 41 times) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-15.txt:22:18:11: 2008-10-31.txt:22:36:45: h = randomColorScheme(h, ...) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-15.txt:22:18:41: 2009-07-25.txt:00:36:02: that's impossible +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-17.txt:13:54:12: 2008-05-08.txt:15:36:17: Monticello recognizes your monkey patches and even version controls them +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-17.txt:14:01:37: 2009-06-18.txt:21:10:58: pikhq: metric fuckton? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-18.txt:21:20:58: CHandshake "ehird" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-18.txt:21:20:58: CLogin 17 "ehird" 0 0 0 0 0 0 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-19.txt:05:16:11: 2007-08-03.txt:21:51:44: bsmntbombdood, but this is clearly in an alternate universe where the impossible is possible +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-19.txt:05:54:50: 2009-04-21.txt:23:18:37: ais523: the really cheap thing misses the point, since they just pirated it instead. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-19.txt:06:49:45: SHandshake (LoggedIn "\1536\NUL\NUL\NUL\16384\NUL\EOT\NUL\NUL\288\8086\768\2048\42752\13568\42752\13824\42752\13312\42752\13571\DC4\167cWelcome, ehird\167c! \768\10496\42752\26112\21504\30976\28672\25856\8192\42752\25344\12032\26624\25856\27648\28672\42752\26112\8192\26112\28416\29184\8192\24832\8192\27648\26880\29440\29696\8192\28416\26112\8192\25344\28416\27904\27904\24832\28160\25600\29440\11776\8195\&0Visit nerd.nu for information on other se +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-19.txt:07:03:06: elliott: That "Welcome, ehird" thing in your SHandshake is part of the server-to-client chattery; it shouldn't be in your 'str'. +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-19.txt:07:20:49: SHandshake (LoggedIn "\1536\NUL\NUL\NUL\16384\NUL\EOT\NUL\NUL\288\7047\768\2048\42752\13568\42752\13824\42752\13312\42752\13571\DC4\167cWelcome, ehird\167c! \768\10496\42752\26112\21504\30976\28672\25856\8192\42752\25344\12032\26624\25856\27648\28672\42752\26112\8192\26112\28416\29184\8192\24832\8192\27648\26880\29440\29696\8192\28416\26112\8192\25344\28416\27904\27904\24832\28160\25600\29440\11776\8195\&0Visit nerd.nu for information on other se +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-19.txt:07:21:40: SHandshake (LoggedIn "\1536\NUL\NUL\NUL\16384\NUL\EOT\NUL\NUL\288\7047\768\2048\42752\13568\42752\13824\42752\13312\42752\13571\DC4\167cWelcome, ehird\167c! \768\10496\42752\26112\21504\30976\28672\25856\8192\42752\25344\12032\26624\25856\27648\28672\42752\26112\8192\26112\28416\29184\8192\24832\8192\27648\26880\29440\29696\8192\28416\26112\8192\25344\28416\27904\27904\24832\28160\25600\29440\11776\8195\&0Visit nerd.nu for information on other se +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-19.txt:07:27:47: CHandshake "ehird" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-19.txt:07:27:48: CLogin 17 "ehird" 0 0 0 0 0 0 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-19.txt:07:38:33: CHandshake "ehird" +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-19.txt:07:38:33: CLogin 17 "ehird" 0 0 0 0 0 0 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-20.txt:12:37:54: CakeProphet: https://github.com/ehird/vault/blob/master/src/Data/Vault/ST.hs#L43 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-20.txt:12:38:55: See https://github.com/ehird/vault/blob/master/src/Data/Vault/ST.hs#L6 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-20.txt:12:39:18: See https://github.com/ehird/vault/blob/master/src/Data/Vault/ST.hs#L6 +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-20.txt:20:40:19: `log ehird +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-20.txt:20:40:23: 2008-01-27.txt:21:39:40: i much prefer being molested by a unicorn, that is invisible, and pink +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-20.txt:20:40:52: 2009-10-26.txt:04:56:30: `addquote im the worst person in the world +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-20.txt:20:41:16: `addquote i much prefer being molested by a unicorn, that is invisible, and pink +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-20.txt:20:41:18: 677) i much prefer being molested by a unicorn, that is invisible, and pink +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-20.txt:20:41:43: 2009-07-10.txt:23:24:37: `addquote באופן חלופי ביקום זה כרוך כולם מדברים עברית מסיבה כלשהי: אז אני יכול רק להסיק כי הוא פגום, או את העולם, הוא מטורף לגמרי +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-21.txt:18:47:53: ais523: 2008-03-14 21:47:59( AnMaster) ehird, where are you from btw? (as in what country?) +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-23.txt:17:24:51: I don't think I've accidentally called you ehird for a while +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-23.txt:17:25:10: hmm, is there any way I can do `pastelogs ehird sanely? +/var/irclogs/_esoteric/2011-09-23.txt:17:26:21: `run grep -i 'ehird' /var/irclogs/_esoteric/201?-??-??.txt | tail -n 300 | paste diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.20792 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.20792 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2003-01-18.txt:00:57:05: yeah +2003-01-18.txt:00:57:09: He does. He's the channel owner. +2003-01-18.txt:00:58:06: you're the successor chanserv says +2003-01-18.txt:00:58:26: (that's why i asked you) +2003-01-18.txt:00:58:52: Yes, because he tends to forget the password :) +2003-01-18.txt:00:59:12: and isn't here as much as you +2003-01-18.txt:01:01:40: http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-18.txt:01:01:55: have fun +2003-01-18.txt:01:02:43: thanks +2003-01-18.txt:06:24:31: -!- lament has quit (" cocks || gigantic cocks || slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-18.txt:15:31:02: -!- lament has quit (" cocks || gigantic cocks || slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-19.txt:03:23:31: -!- lament has quit (" cocks || gigantic cocks || slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-19.txt:06:09:05: yay, nothing at all. +2003-01-19.txt:15:40:29: -!- lament has quit (" cocks || gigantic cocks || slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-20.txt:02:15:11: -!- lament has quit (" cocks || gigantic cocks || slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-20.txt:16:14:10: -!- lament has quit (" cocks || gigantic cocks || slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-21.txt:09:36:48: nick dbc +2003-01-21.txt:09:53:38: * +2003-01-21.txt:09:53:38: * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:53:38: * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:53:38: * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:53:38: * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:53:38: * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:54:44: o_O +2003-01-21.txt:09:55:07: Oh well. +2003-01-21.txt:09:55:20: Just trying to make things a little more interesting. Think it'll work if I do it more slowly? +2003-01-21.txt:09:55:55: Well, may as well try. Please don't interrupt. +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:05: * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:05: * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:05: * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:05: * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:14: * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:14: * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:14: * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:14: * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:22: * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:22: * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:22: * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:22: * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:32: * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:33: * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:33: * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:33: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:41: * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:42: * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:42: * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:42: * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:49: * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:49: * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:49: * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:49: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:57: * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:57: * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:57: * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:56:57: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:57:05: * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:57:05: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:57:05: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:57:05: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * +2003-01-21.txt:09:57:13: +2003-01-21.txt:09:57:30: Okay. +2003-01-21.txt:09:57:50: mm'k. +2003-01-21.txt:09:57:50: yay. +2003-01-21.txt:09:59:01: printed with a befunge prog or something? I recall seeing a sierpinski-triangle-printer once. +2003-01-21.txt:10:09:59: That one is NYYRIKKI's brainfuck version. +2003-01-21.txt:10:12:04: ah, re befunge, just wrote an interpreter with forth. so our unofficial befunge-interpreters-in-obsolete-but-non-esoteric-languages project now has forth, fortran-77, algol-60, plus few less interesting ones. maybe should do cobol next. +2003-01-21.txt:10:12:47: I've just translated a much less well-known fractal though. 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People don't usually. Still I left the "probably" there as a weasel word. +2003-01-21.txt:10:20:46: That's the result of a Fredkin rule cellular automaton (one that sets each cell to the parity of its neighbors)... +2003-01-21.txt:10:21:34: how's it a fractal? +2003-01-21.txt:10:21:40: eight neighbors, starting condition only one cell turned on...this is I think after 32 iterations. +2003-01-21.txt:10:22:19: hm, there doesn't seem to be a mandelbrot generator in brainfuck +2003-01-21.txt:10:22:22: i should fix that +2003-01-21.txt:10:23:18: Well, it can also be constructed like the koch snowflake etc, by repeatedly replacing a certain pattern of lines with another one... +2003-01-21.txt:10:23:34: though the parts come out at different speeds with that method. +2003-01-21.txt:10:32:28: Good luck on that project, anyway... +2003-01-21.txt:10:34:04: it should be easy +2003-01-21.txt:10:34:07: or maybe not +2003-01-21.txt:10:38:47: besides, i have a magic brainfuck preprocessor +2003-01-21.txt:10:38:54: Oh christ. +2003-01-21.txt:10:40:28: all i need is a good representation for fractional numbers. +2003-01-21.txt:10:43:58: hahahahahaa +2003-01-21.txt:10:44:06: i searched google for 'imaginary numbers' +2003-01-21.txt:10:44:21: the very first result is some page in the university of toronto +2003-01-21.txt:10:44:27: 'Do "Imaginary Numbers" Really Exist?' +2003-01-21.txt:10:44:39: and they give a long answer to that +2003-01-21.txt:10:44:48: which includes "Imaginary numbers do exist." +2003-01-21.txt:10:45:04: Jesus christ, it's the leading canadian university +2003-01-21.txt:10:45:12: And they're saying imaginary numbers exist :\ +2003-01-21.txt:10:46:00: and they're using an extremely broken argument to prove their 'existance' +2003-01-21.txt:11:00:42: I'm not sure the question is even well-defined. +2003-01-21.txt:11:01:29: I would be terrified to find out numbers actually existed. +2003-01-21.txt:11:01:41: Why? They don't have teeth. +2003-01-21.txt:11:01:51: dbc: only because they don't exist! +2003-01-21.txt:11:01:57: :) +2003-01-21.txt:11:02:53: Stupid fractional numbers. +2003-01-21.txt:11:03:29: You can keep them as numerator and denominator, no? +2003-01-21.txt:11:03:31: They don't exist either, but they sure are stupid. +2003-01-21.txt:11:03:50: I can, I guess. +2003-01-21.txt:11:04:44: problematic on 8-bit brainfuck machines. +2003-01-21.txt:11:05:15: well, you can keep both numerator and denominator as strings of binary or decimal digits, one per cell. Probably faster anyway. +2003-01-21.txt:11:06:17: I think I just suck at brainfuck. +2003-01-21.txt:11:07:25: Oh. That would be unfortunate. +2003-01-21.txt:11:07:45: Does brainfuck exist? +2003-01-21.txt:11:09:15: no, but it seems to have teeth anyway. +2003-01-21.txt:11:13:36: *8)# +2003-01-21.txt:11:13:59: that looks like a Dr. Seuss character. +2003-01-21.txt:11:14:25: Self-portrait. There's another on my web page now. +2003-01-21.txt:11:15:10: You look like a Dr. Seuss character? Cool +2003-01-21.txt:11:15:39: (which is the 22nd google response for "brainfuck") +2003-01-21.txt:11:16:28: (must depart) +2003-01-21.txt:11:16:31: (see you) +2003-01-21.txt:11:18:08: goodbye. +2003-01-21.txt:11:23:29: according to googlism, 'brainfuck is not sexy', 'brainfuck is the ultimate sexual experience', 'brainfuck is too obviously evil', 'brainfuck is too obviously evil' and 'brainfuck is now'. +2003-01-21.txt:11:23:51: googlism? +2003-01-21.txt:11:28:10: googlism.com, which has recently acquired annoying popups. you give it a word or two, and it searches google and returns 'foo is bar'-style sentences. +2003-01-21.txt:11:28:40: according to googlism, I personally am "60 mm in diameter and each weighs over 5 oz" +2003-01-21.txt:11:32:34: Amazing. +2003-01-21.txt:11:32:36: "lament is the cheat and a dirty bastard" +2003-01-21.txt:11:33:09: "lament is that we put undergraduates through three years of lecture" +2003-01-21.txt:11:33:37: "brainfuck is better than" +2003-01-21.txt:11:33:43: heh. +2003-01-21.txt:11:58:51: Have a look at the responses for "bush". +2003-01-21.txt:11:59:09: hmm, i can imagine +2003-01-21.txt:11:59:28: bush is engaged in feverish diplomacy to stop an india +2003-01-21.txt:11:59:40: bush is glad +2003-01-21.txt:12:00:11: I like how the first 4 responses are inflammatory. +2003-01-21.txt:12:00:49: bush is the +2003-01-21.txt:12:01:08: "bush is also a member of the illuminist" +2003-01-21.txt:12:01:22: "bush is winning god still blesses america +2003-01-21.txt:12:01:22: " +2003-01-21.txt:12:01:44: "bush is doomed to fail if he doesn't cut off financing of terrorists" +2003-01-21.txt:12:02:53: I like the ones that aren't complete sentences best :/ +2003-01-21.txt:12:06:10: "googlism is" +2003-01-21.txt:12:06:19: "googlism is working now" +2003-01-21.txt:12:06:24: (that's the complete list) +2003-01-21.txt:12:06:27: heh. +2003-01-21.txt:13:46:08: I'm negative, apparently... :o +2003-01-21.txt:13:46:18: 'taus is less than 0' +2003-01-21.txt:13:46:20: yes you are! +2003-01-21.txt:13:46:56: 'taus is my favorite actress and singer' o_O +2003-01-21.txt:13:48:55: O_o +2003-01-21.txt:13:49:37: 'esoteric cheese' sounds better than 'esoteric programming'. +2003-01-21.txt:16:19:06: -!- lament has quit (" cocks || gigantic cocks || slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-21.txt:21:25:38: This is the boringest channel evar +2003-01-21.txt:22:43:02: I've seen worse. +2003-01-22.txt:06:35:55: wb clog! +2003-01-22.txt:15:28:37: -!- lament has quit (" cocks || gigantic cocks || slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-22.txt:19:58:21: -!- lament has quit (" cocks || gigantic cocks || slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-23.txt:05:41:13: -!- lament has quit (" cocks || gigantic cocks || slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-23.txt:15:23:12: http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esoteric_programming_language +2003-01-23.txt:15:41:10: -!- lament has quit (" cocks || gigantic cocks || slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-23.txt:19:31:08: Hello, world! +2003-01-23.txt:19:34:24: Check +2003-01-23.txt:19:34:35: Yey! The logs are RealTime! +2003-01-23.txt:20:51:48: -!- lament has quit (" cocks || gigantic cocks || slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-24.txt:00:47:15: -!- lament has quit (" cocks || gigantic cocks || slapping me in the face"). +2003-01-24.txt:13:22:41: There should be a function "escalate" that takes one argument and returns a brawl *8)# +2003-01-24.txt:13:25:34: hmm +2003-01-24.txt:13:26:07: Are brawls arguments? :) +2003-01-24.txt:13:26:51: It would makes sense, sorta. And brawls can escalate. +2003-01-24.txt:13:27:12: A few more helper functions, and you could do brawl arithmetic. +2003-01-24.txt:16:09:26: *8)# +2003-01-24.txt:18:22:53: hey +2003-01-25.txt:13:52:39: hi. +2003-01-25.txt:13:52:51: 'mrng +2003-01-25.txt:13:56:35: what's the current project going on here ? +2003-01-25.txt:13:57:12: idling. +2003-01-25.txt:13:58:54: this may be the space for my future project :) +2003-01-25.txt:13:59:28: need sombody to sponsor it though +2003-01-25.txt:13:59:46: heh. +2003-01-25.txt:18:27:25: Anyone familiar w/ Concurrent Funge 98? +2003-01-25.txt:18:56:12: hey lament +2003-01-25.txt:18:56:48: hi. +2003-01-25.txt:18:57:15: d'you know if the stack stack is shared between threads in concurrent funge? +2003-01-25.txt:18:57:19: or if each has its own? +2003-01-25.txt:18:57:54: each has its own stack. +2003-01-25.txt:18:57:55: iirc. +2003-01-25.txt:18:58:07: yea, each has its own stack +2003-01-25.txt:18:58:15: I have never heard of concurrent funge :( +2003-01-25.txt:18:58:16: but the docs don't say anything about the stack stack +2003-01-25.txt:18:58:50: oh well, I'll assume they each have their own for now, and maybe email the guy and ask him to clarify :) +2003-01-25.txt:18:58:52: wellll.. stack is just what's on top of the stack stack. +2003-01-25.txt:18:59:01: so I'd say it's not shared. +2003-01-25.txt:18:59:23: in befunge97 or 96 they had shared stacks, which sounds really, really sick. +2003-01-25.txt:18:59:40: doesn't matter much, haven't seen any concurrent-funge programs yet really. +2003-01-25.txt:20:45:25: yay +2003-01-25.txt:20:50:14: let the worshipping begin +2003-01-25.txt:20:50:31: heh +2003-01-25.txt:20:51:07: yay +2003-01-25.txt:20:57:28: ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.<. +2003-01-25.txt:21:14:50: hello world +2003-01-25.txt:21:19:28: hi. +2003-01-25.txt:21:19:42: worship him. +2003-01-25.txt:21:20:02: lament: you were exiled? +2003-01-25.txt:21:20:18: I don't think so +2003-01-25.txt:21:20:43: I thought this was the ``lament worshiping channel''. +2003-01-25.txt:21:21:26: not anymore. Now we all worship aardappel. +2003-01-25.txt:21:22:16: Is this transferrable? If I get aard to worship me, will your aard worships be transferred to me too? +2003-01-25.txt:21:23:14: You could try. +2003-01-25.txt:21:26:13: andreou: we haven't yet established that aard worhips you. +2003-01-25.txt:21:27:21: cheap! +2003-01-25.txt:21:28:45: Wow... You made lament talk like a baby chicken... Your powers are indeed divine. +2003-01-25.txt:21:30:11: You mean, there were questions? +2003-01-25.txt:21:30:52: I am god. +2003-01-25.txt:21:30:59: I am good. +2003-01-25.txt:21:31:07: I thought lilo was god ;) +2003-01-25.txt:21:31:17: lilo is the ain-sof +2003-01-25.txt:21:31:22: meaning, there's no end to his wallops. +2003-01-25.txt:21:31:33: Don't use +w, then. +2003-01-25.txt:21:31:36: I'm only one of the sephiroth. +2003-01-25.txt:21:38:03: as in ``with the wind'',... +2003-01-25.txt:21:40:16: Taaus: see what happens when you worship the wrong deity. +2003-01-25.txt:21:41:10: :/ +2003-01-25.txt:21:41:21: I'll just worship lilo instead... :x +2003-01-25.txt:21:41:40: lilo is not very esoteric. +2003-01-25.txt:21:42:01: True. +2003-01-25.txt:21:42:08: I'll worship myself, then. +2003-01-25.txt:21:43:11: I don't think you can do that -- Russell's paradox rears its beautiful head. +2003-01-25.txt:21:43:27: If you worship yourself, your head might turn into a Bottom. +2003-01-25.txt:21:44:18: Who's to say that hasn't already happened? ;) +2003-01-25.txt:21:56:08: There should be a Discordian Public License. +2003-01-25.txt:21:58:25: pip pip +2003-01-25.txt:21:59:40: Can a self-denying document have legal meaning? +[too many lines; stopping] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.21522 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.21522 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +2010-06-07.txt:13:03:24: (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +2011-02-05.txt:02:09:38: `addquote (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +2011-02-05.txt:02:09:38: 291) (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +2011-03-31.txt:06:26:50: 291) (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +2011-03-31.txt:06:27:46: " (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.)" <<< xD what a retard +2011-12-05.txt:20:35:12: 264) (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +2011-12-05.txt:20:35:56: `log (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +2011-12-05.txt:20:38:14: 2011-02-05.txt:02:09:38: `addquote (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +2011-12-05.txt:20:39:44: 2011-02-05.txt:02:09:38: `addquote (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.21658 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.21658 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,33 @@ +2006-12-09.txt:21:11:06: Think there's causation? +2008-05-09.txt:15:28:15: the problem is dealing sensibly with causation loops +2008-10-08.txt:17:39:01: or rather, the notion of causation +2009-03-06.txt:11:57:54: If lack of correlation implies lack of causation, then correlation implies causation. +2009-03-07.txt:19:37:56: Let's see. "If lack of correlation implies lack of causation, then correlation implies causation." +2009-03-07.txt:19:39:27: "If lack of correlation is evidence for lack of causation, then correlation is evidence for causation." +2009-07-09.txt:20:18:54: "you idiot." directed at you wasn't a joke, I just implied no causation. +2009-10-09.txt:15:56:36: Correlation is not causation, you small-minded dimwit! Especially not with such a tiny sample size... +2010-03-27.txt:05:44:21: I know correlation doesn't imply causation--except when it does. +2010-07-01.txt:00:53:36: Fun "paradoxes" ("paradox" in food & health really means "we have the wrong model"): Whole milk is less fattening than skim milk. Epidemilogical studies pick association, animal studies pick causation. +2011-01-15.txt:06:07:43: Answer: correlation ≠ causation. +2011-03-11.txt:19:32:54: There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +2011-03-11.txt:19:33:35: `addquote There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +2011-03-11.txt:19:33:40: 335) There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +2011-03-11.txt:19:36:14: What is it with crazy people and being quotable. <-- now is _that_ correlation or causation? +2011-03-12.txt:06:39:03: wareya: IT'S CAUSATION! +2011-04-21.txt:11:53:58: For Gauss, correlation implies causation. +2011-07-15.txt:20:18:00: no, correlation implies causation, obviously +2011-07-15.txt:20:18:20: oerjan: are correlation and causation correlated? +2011-07-15.txt:20:18:26: then correlation /causes/ causation! +2011-07-15.txt:20:18:48: -!- ais523 changed the topic of #esoteric to: correlation causes causation | Esoteric programming languages | Logs: http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ and http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D +2011-07-16.txt:13:07:28: doesn't causation correlate to correlation? +2011-07-16.txt:13:07:49: yes, but that doesn't mean there's a causation +2011-07-16.txt:13:08:28: THEREFORE CAUSATION DOESN'T CAUSE CORRELATION +2011-07-16.txt:14:11:34: correlation correlating with causation is correlated with correlation causes causation, and thus causes correlation to cause causation +2011-07-16.txt:14:11:47: correlation correlating with causation is correlated with correlation causing causation, and thus causes correlation to cause causation +2011-07-20.txt:05:30:17: -!- Lymee changed the topic of #esoteric to: correlation causes causation | Troll programming languages | Logs: http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ and http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D +2011-10-02.txt:10:46:38: 332) There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +2012-01-11.txt:18:29:32: hmm, what's that funny quote about causation causing correlation causing the correlation implies causation fallacy? +2012-01-11.txt:18:30:09: olsner: "causation causing correlation causing the correlation implies causation fallacy" -olsner +2012-01-11.txt:18:30:55: istr it was more similar to "Causation causes correlation causes correlation causes causation." but that doesn't sound quite right either +2012-01-11.txt:18:32:00: `pastelog causation +2012-01-11.txt:18:34:07: `pastelogs causation diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.2169 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.2169 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +2010-09-27.txt:20:51:58: what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +2010-09-27.txt:20:52:15: `addquote Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +2010-09-27.txt:20:54:03: 228| Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +2011-05-18.txt:07:33:35: ​194) Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat \ 195) the pregnant ones are usually taken already. \ 235) (had real world issues) (to deal with) Vorpal's pregnant. yes +2011-10-19.txt:19:10:13: 187) Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +2011-10-19.txt:19:11:05: `addquote 678) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love 187) Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +2011-10-19.txt:19:11:06: 699) 678) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love 187) Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +2011-12-19.txt:19:30:51: 672) 678) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love 187) Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +2011-12-19.txt:19:36:15: `pastelogs Gregor> what whaaaaa diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.21742 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.21742 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +ais523 is ais523. This topic may retroactively become more informative if or when Feather is invented. +augur took no cakes. +C is the language of��V�>WIד�.��Segmentation fault +elliott wrote this learn DB, and wrote or improved many of the other commands in this bot. He probably has done other things? +Everyone in here is mad. +Finland is a European country. There are two people in Finland, and at least five of them are in this channel. Corun drives the bus. +fizzie is rumoured to be written in Funge-98. +flower. what IS a flower? +friendship wisdom +Gregor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible. +HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you imagine it's running as root with no sandboxing. +Haskell is preferred by 9 out of 10 esoteric programmers. Ask your GP today! http://learnyouahaskell.com/ +ievan is basically http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI +INTERCAL has excellent features for modular program for the enterprise market. +itidus20 is horny 60 year olds having cybersex in minecraft +Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors. +Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors. +The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details. +Your future evil overlord oerjan is an expert in lazy computation. +oklopol "so i hear these blogs are getting popular, people like writing about their lives and shit. on this thing called the internet which is like a neural network only really stupid." +qdb is used like: `quote; `quote regexp; `quote id; `addquote ...; `delquote id; `pastequotes regexp; `pastenquotes [n]; see also qdbformat +qdbformat is: message; * nick action; two spaces between messages; all elisions marked with [...] other than irrelevant intervening messages; for messages separated by elision, one space on each side, not two +Sgeo invented Metaplace sex. +shachaf mad +u monad? +Vorpal is really boring. Seriously, you have no idea. +Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page +The wiki is at http://esolangs.org/wiki diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.21755 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.21755 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,667 @@ +1) I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... More practice is in order. +4) that's where I got it rocket launch facility gift shop +5) GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) His body should be given to science. He's alive :P Even so. +7) what, you mean that wasn't your real name? Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) TODO: sex life +9) Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? not yet trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) wouldn't that be considered pedophilia? No. They all go by stage names. +12) 11 holes for me :D +13) :d <(I can lick my nose!) +14) GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +15) "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +16) First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, you know the rest. +17) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +18) Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +19) ehird has gone insane, clearly. +20) Meh ._. +21) oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +22) there is plenty of room to have two heads +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +24) In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +25) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +26) so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +27) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +28) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +29) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +30) ehird: There is no h in "honour" +31) so, he.. uh basically probed me with a weasel. +32) after all, what are DVD players for? +33) pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. ehird: consider low-gravity porn fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +34) I am not on the moon. +35) Or the brutal rape of the English language! That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +36) augur: pretty true. +37) i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +38) is there a problem with it being carbonized :D yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +39) anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true should put that on my todo list +40) I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +41) kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? +42) i'm my dad's unborn sister +43) `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny How hard is that +44) [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +45) actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +46) Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +47) With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +48) The thing is just to exist +49) I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +50) It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +51) Reality isn't a part of physics +52) oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +53) Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +54) If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... I'd call it jabbear. +55) GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +56) no Deewiant No?! I've been living a lie yep. Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +57) ??? Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? Or are there monster dildos and cocks? Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +58) Maternal instincts? Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +59) I think hamsters cannot be inert. +60) What is there to talk about besides gay slang? +61) I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +62) yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +63) Porn. There, see? +64) So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +65) both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +66) What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +67) hmm, this is hard +68) actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +69) if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +70) oohhh ha heh and what are your other characteristics? oh, many, madbrain but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +71) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### Meh * FireFly dies +72) Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +73) im the worst person in the world +74) i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +75) ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +76) Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +77) SF.net porn :/ Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +78) I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> +79) i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +80) I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +81) Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +82) Invalid! Kill! Kill! I get that feeling too. +83) It's not incest if you're third cousins! +84) What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +85) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +86) Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +87) if you watch jaws backwards it's a movie about a giant shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach +88) I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +89) hmm... does anyone know a nonsense game designed for the mentally handicapped involving yelling +90) I'd imagine that it already has, and no one noticed +91) Actually, he still looks like he'd rather eat her than have sex with her. +92) Where's the link to the log? THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +93) My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +94) hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows 'cuz it's pretty awesome. +95) [Warrigal] `addquote hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +96) I cannot eat meat that isn't flat. +97) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +98) Ah, vulva. What is that, anyway? +99) Discrimination fields ACTIVATE. +100) I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +101) bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +102) Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +103) So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +104) For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +105) A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +106) and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain it's all falling into place +107) Clearly we should be like Mumbai and get of vehicle dors. Get of vehicle dors? I think Aftran had a French phrase there. Les vehicles d'or +108) so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +109) let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +110) oklopol geez what are you doing here ...i don't know :< i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +111) think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +112) Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +113) I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +114) it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +115) I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +116) (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +117) Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +118) theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +119) I want a patent on common sense It wouldn't get me much though >_> +120) I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +121) fungot!*@* added to ignore list. AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +122) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +123) sekuoir: that's just gay sex I am learning though! +124) Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +125) okay I see it now, quines do exist +126) Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +127) if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect ^ I learned that trick from atheists +128) use "grep --crazy" +129) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] what? she said square ped :| +130) insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +131) alise: why internet is like wtf +132) I am an inherently pornographic being. +133) Hooray! I'm an idiot. +134) you move on the tape and shit +135) like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English alise: that's great filler ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +136) And... WTF is it doing. :( Is it sexing? +137) ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots ill do it later +138) pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +139) alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +140) AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +141) AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +142) [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +143) alise, marble marbelus +144) cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +145) I have a feeling iPods still beat me. +146) we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +147) alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +148) what's the data of? [...] Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation I have no problems with you being interested in online games but the necrophilia is disturbing +149) Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +150) Because you're a Mac user. I am! and proud of it to My mouse has *no* buttons. +151) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +152) but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +153) oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? it's not clear from the RFCs +154) reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +155) how does a "DNA computer" work. von neumann machines? CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +156) CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +157) ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +158) ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +159) Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +160) anmaster gonna give him a birthday bj? IF ONLY I COULD FIND MY PHONE +161) cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +162) alise: I suck at coding related. +163) you don't have an urethra, you're a girl. +164) incest is best +165) Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +166) Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +167) (in #irp) Flonk, ask on #esoteric? Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +168) So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. Involving open wounds. I'm going to take a shower +169) GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +170) OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +171) INTERNET YAY Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +172) cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +173) i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +174) pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +175) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +176) Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +177) I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +178) pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +179) it was too difficult +180) You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +181) you should be eating corpses more +182) Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +183) alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +184) Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +185) Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +186) colon is where your ass comes from right +187) < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +188) "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." alise: I I was going to say something then your last line floored me +189) Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? alise: TLAAW +190) It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +191) alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +192) Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +193) it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +194) Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +195) the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +196) (I've just been playing with myself.) +197) pikhq, Okinawan? Wtf is that +198) It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! WRONG 8 WEEKS +199) Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +200) dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0 ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? Vorpal, you don't want to know. Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer Vorpal: "horrible" +202) i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +203) I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +204) i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +205) comex: what? *vorpal comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +206) Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +207) elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +208) ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +209) catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +210) elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +211) syntax is the least important part of a programming language other than Python +212) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +213) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +214) there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +215) I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +216) fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! everything looks like an error anyway +217) HOT SEXY SEX BITS +218) How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +219) elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. Two! +220) DAMN YOU, I'm leaving olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +221) Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +222) well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy and i own a piano and i'm not wearing socks +223) fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +224) [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +225) it seems that CUIL is dead +226) Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +227) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +228) Vorpal loves the sodomy. elliott, sure why not +229) [...] ALWAYS OPEN TO TRYING NEW THINGS. +230) So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] It's a trivial C program :P +231) "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +232) That is the mark of Gregor right there. tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that It's still the mark of Gregor. +233) For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +234) OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +235) (had real world issues) (to deal with) Vorpal's pregnant. yes +236) elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? what Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +237) i didn't like jquery, until i decided to use it because it made development faster. now i can't go back to women... +238) ONLY GOOD QUOTES PLEASE! AND NO FAKE ONES EITHER! +239) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot pikhq: I'm underage! +240) zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. It's broken? +241) Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +242) quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror typing is kind of difficult +243) My quotes are boring +244) oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +245) your premise to falsify "false" is false +246) oklofok: I don't watch House, no. oklofok: I prefer knowing how medicine actually works. +247) I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +248) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +249) The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +250) I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +251) Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +252) elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +253) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave +254) nobody link to goatse elliott, that is an awesome MC idea. +255) Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +256) I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +257) ... come to think of it, +258) Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +259) And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +260) clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness or ability to run at all ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +261) LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +262) 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. HAHA [...] this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +263) as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +264) vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +265) GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +266) Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +267) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +268) i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice umm, sufficiently small +269) Vorpal: I'M NOT CLEVER OKAY +270) yay CDE +271) in retrospect that wasn't even necessary, as communal readings of the Funge-98 spec do just a good job of getting rid of trolls +272) oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +273) hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +274) ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +275) are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +276) [on Walter Bright] I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +277) Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +278) mtve, now he's an expert idler. mtve: kitty kitty kitty +279) ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing I think that would be illegal. oh you are right damn :/ +280) I need a new desktop background j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) uhrghoaudp +281) * quintopia sits on gregor +282) [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +283) Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +284) elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +285) who's walter bright and why is he so bright locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc locks: guilty +286) We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +287) This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +288) ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +289) gah, why does lose keep winning? +290) (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +291) who is guido van rossum you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +292) actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +293) Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! and a monad! nothing can stop me now! +294) !bfjoust test (-)*10000 Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 yay +295) !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 probably will suck Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 what +296) I'm a bit 'tarded. +297) `addquote I'm a bit 'tarded. (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +298) HELLWORLD! It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. There is more agony. +299) The context is Gracenotes releasing an illegal copy of a film about monster cock dildos. +300) My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +301) so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +302) oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think oerjan: What - the - fuck +303) [on egojoust] The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +304) OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +305) !bfjoust sm3 < Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +306) $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +307) !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +308) I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +309) file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +310) Some people is atheist and some agnostic, and some more religious people. Even some scientists are religious, which is OK, but you still have to remember, assuming God exists is not how you are supposed to do science! +311) If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +312) lol @ closed character set standard "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +313) [on DNA Maze] it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +314) back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +315) Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +316) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +317) Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +318) gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +319) anyway, no CSS editing for me right now, I fear I'd get sucked into a holy war [...] I also fear it might end up breaking one of the Graue Regulations which are rules that you get into serious trouble for breaking, that nobody knows what they are until someone breaks them +320) 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +321) zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +322) just because i'm homosexual doesn't mean i have sex with men. ...i'm also a paedophile [...] see if i'm a gay paedophile i don't have sex with men i have sex with BOYS +323) actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +324) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +325) Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +326) okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +327) Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +328) However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +329) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +330) shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +331) elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +332) My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +333) There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +334) what does coffee do to biological neural networks what tiger blood does for charlie sheen +335) Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +336) elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +337) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +338) addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +339) Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +340) oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +341) quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* i mean with you +342) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +343) Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +344) I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +345) wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +346) it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +347) ais523: quick, say something funny something funny hagrea:D can'tä sopt laughitn +348) elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +349) elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +350) ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +351) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something +352) Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +353) BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +354) Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +355) [After a long monologue] i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +356) That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +357) elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +358) i'm really sleep +359) elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +360) elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +361) I use LiGNUXFCE+apps That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +362) I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +363) and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +364) elliott, it was an artful robbery! wait, murder +365) I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +366) haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +367) Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +368) that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +369) A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. See? I'm intellectual. +370) I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +371) DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +372) Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +373) anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +374) i actually do like sucking +375) [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +376) i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +377) o.O There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. It's called "not being a mammal" :P +378) the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +379) esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +380) destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +381) ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +382) I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +383) http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg worlds biggest thumb +384) oerjan: why so potable ...... DRINK ME +385) what telnets are there [...] where are a list of telnets? +386) (im not a lawyer) (im just making stuff up +387) Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +388) boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +389) here's a good multiplication algorithm 1010101 x 110 well I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +390) 3 = 7/2 +391) [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +392) when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +393) right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +394) i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +395) Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +396) Write-only IRC: best idea Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +397) AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +398) Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +399) [on Sgeo's karaoke] Sgeo: awesome sounds like a japan anime sound track +400) [on Sgeo's karaoke] That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +401) Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +402) Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +403) oerjan you're swedish, right? +404) my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +405) Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +406) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one +407) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one thankfully only two +408) yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +409) I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse I invented Metaplace sex >.> +410) sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here I think so +411) I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything Yes. And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +412) Vorpal: it's actually called Happy Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +413) i hope that isn't child pornography whew equally cute tho, have to admit +414) Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +415) scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +416) I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +417) Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +418) two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +419) `addquote two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +420) [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +421) Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +422) Oracle's awesome +423) How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! I have the weirdest boner right now. +424) CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +425) oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +426) And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +427) [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +428) You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +429) The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +430) hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +431) https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/pam/+bug/790538 APT GUY STRIKES AGAIN APT GUUUUUUUY NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA APT GUUUUUUUUUUUUUY +432) Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +433) Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +434) yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +435) Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +436) but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +437) are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +438) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] I need to learn more Haskell... ..I need to get op privs. +439) I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +440) Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser monqy, how hard could it be? +441) I hope type inference isn't difficult +442) You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +443) half the time the time travel model is one where a consistent universe essentially seems impossible if it supports any nontrivial agent-like behavior (because certainly one agent will want to destroy it using a retarded paradox), the other half seems to actually assume an implicit extra time axis and moving in time is still moving forward on this axis, you are just given a copy of past contents of the world. +444) anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours and masturbate as well +445) The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +446) so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +447) [on spiking] drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +448) what would you ever need petrol for newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +449) [on petrol] oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +450) " elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +451) if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +452) It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +453) HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER Oh noooooooooooooooooose! Gregor: lol nose geddit +454) you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +455) I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +456) I used to be more irritated by alcohol Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +457) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +458) You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +459) elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" eventually all US bills will just be solid green +460) meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary so far, it has found four digits I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +461) The wickedest man of all. Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. you talking about me again? Yes. k +462) "system is fairly sane imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum would you object to that being trademarked I mean phrase trade" oops +463) Something about faiing a asanity check sanity faliling failing +464) Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +465) as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +466) i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +467) oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page thanks elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +468) decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +469) Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are Damn right! +470) " Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +471) im going to resurrect rutian with vitamin pills and book sales +472) adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +473) as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw quintopia: I am at Canada. +474) elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +475) I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +476) The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +477) Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +478) oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +479) Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +480) [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +481) pikhq, living in the future sucks. The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +482) oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +483) btw i saw my first prostitute about a week ago +484) such a famous bisexual Yeah, like Marlon Brando. And Caligula. And... Keeley Hawes? I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +485) elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +486) it was a wonderful dream i died in it that's how it started +487) the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +488) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets #toilet is useless is #toilet even a thing I'm looking for help with toilets +489) Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that Or, at least, my toilet looks different +490) mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +491) drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +492) #%%:]__t�# do you see that that is great progress taking place +493) well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +494) elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +495) elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +496) Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +497) Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +498) No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +499) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires The bacon is worth it +500) ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +501) you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them that doesn't work. we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +502) The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +503) Cut to February War were declared A galaxy in turmoil Anyway, Febuary '10 +504) I can't afford one of those! A grandchild, not a laser printer +505) doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +506) MY CONTINUITY MY FANFICTION RUINED +507) to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +508) god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +509) (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +510) I have a WRT120N Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +511) There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] You've just gave me a different result [...] It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +512) Taneb: See, it's Obama's fault the guy's apartment is now worth less than their mortgage and something something something that translates to not being able to look for a proper fix. Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +513) That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +514) interestingly enough, go is a second player win chess is also first player win tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +515) Fuck clay its only purpose is ecoration +516) Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +517) I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +518) The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +519) Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +520) God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +521) Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +522) So... God has jizzed on everything? have you even READ the bible? +523) Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +524) This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +525) rest in peace lambdabot???? monqy: it'll probably be back later nap in peace +526) ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +527) 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +528) Non sequitur is my forte On-topic discussion is my piano Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte Full fat milk is my pianissimo On which note, I'm hungry +529) in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +530) _ | |__ _ _ ___ | '_ \| | | |/ _ \ | |_) | |_| | __/ |_.__/ \__, |\___| +531) If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +532) monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +533) itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +534) It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +535) Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +536) Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +537) its UNEBARBEL +538) australia kicks ass we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +539) My memory passed rest in peace sgeos memory +540) cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +541) tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +542) [2008] i'm testing Haiku and it appears that it is a major shit 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +543) Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +544) aibohphobia The fear of palindromes +545) Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +546) elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +547) it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +548) Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +549) beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +550) I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +551) So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +552) i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +553) Well, I'm now experimenting with clients It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +554) I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +555) fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +556) Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +557) elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +558) Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +559) "Okay, got i-" "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. SCROLL FOR ME, CHILD." +560) Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. SHIT JUST GOT REAL +561) OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. It's been fun knowing him. +562) Taneb's been hit by melancholy. He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +563) Oh god. I've become a metallurgy hipster. +564) You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +565) Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana Judaism has them beat, of course I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +566) it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +567) I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +568) what i mean by afk is i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +569) anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +570) oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +571) sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +572) Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +573) the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +574) What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +575) it's the pain of the gaps argument no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain it's never close enough +576) Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +577) toasters tend to get hot every time they're used +578) What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +579) well, you have bested me itidus20: Yes. +580) now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +581) What is miff-muffered moof? that's a tough question +582) software patents strike again that's got to be at least three times, now are they out yet? +583) like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with but that would be NP hard I think +584) combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +585) IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +586) I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +587) I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +588) On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +589) A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +590) (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +591) that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +592) I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +593) Maybe if you try diplomacy. Pointy steel diplomacy +594) i started running and smoking i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +595) I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +596) elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +597) this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +598) I think it's fizzie against everyone atm AND EVERYONE IS WINNING EXCEPT FIZZIE +599) lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +600) That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +601) mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +602) im sampling ultra hip holiday hes the boogie woogie santa clause switching to oktoberfest yes i would love to shop to this +603) im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +604) i am out of all the fame loops and the australien soap opera loops so much loop / s omcuh +605) The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +606) elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +607) ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +608) elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +609) They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +610) game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +611) Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +612) ANOTHER THUNDERSTORM, INDIANA? That's three today. Gregor: It FEELS like it should be a really simple fix :P +613) we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +614) I keep asking random people for "friendship " and it's crippling +615) I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +616) OK so firstly you should eliminate electrons. +617) Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +618) Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby I will boil your veins. Which is less bad? Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +619) I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +620) FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +621) Electrons are so fragile X-D +622) Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +623) Intake flooded with magma. Reactor connected. Pumps active. YES IT'S WORKING +624) "Do a sea monster while whatever." +625) But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +626) The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +627) I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +628) Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +629) monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] @messages quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +630) theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +631) elliott, it is typical of you Vorpal: so are most things I say +632) well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +633) elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +634) now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = elliott_: let's not start that again." +635) You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +636) OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +637) help me i am so alone :( new computer good enough to simulate real parents +638) elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +639) indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +640) elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +641) Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +642) this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +643) THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +644) It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +645) oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +646) dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! I need.....an adult ;_; +647) We have no leather. Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +648) according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +649) Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +650) When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +651) one time I tried cpp programming ​ it was hellish ​ maybe I should try again +652) CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +653) king is something women are better at than men +654) IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'LL K-LINE YOU TO THE AETHEREAL PLANE +655) Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +656) Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +657) [from 2009] That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +658) in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +659) what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +660) I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +661) Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +662) elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +663) You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? Monads are like that, only worse. +664) Mayor says we need to make aluminum items Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +665) Dear god stop staring at me. no never monqy is always staring at everyone. it takes many eyes to do this but I manage He is an inspiration to us all. +666) Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +667) One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.21784 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.21784 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +2011-01-23.txt:17:58:20: http://codu.org/tmp/superturing.ogg <-- WORK IN PROGRESS +2011-01-23.txt:18:11:24: Vorpal: http://codu.org/tmp/superturing.ogg <-- WORK IN PROGRESS +2011-01-23.txt:19:21:26: http://codu.org/tmp/superturing.ogg MY MASTERPIECE +2011-01-23.txt:21:28:13: quintopia: http://codu.org/music/silly/superturing.ogg THERE I used different brass. +2011-01-23.txt:21:39:29: quintopia: http://codu.org/music/silly/superturing.ogg THERE I used different brass. <-- nice +2011-01-23.txt:22:06:00: * Gregor is listening to superturing.ogg on loop X-P +2011-01-23.txt:22:06:11: Phantom_Hoover: http://codu.org/music/silly/superturing.ogg +2011-01-24.txt:01:21:37: pikhq: http://codu.org/music/silly/superturing.ogg MORE AWESOME THAN EVER +2011-01-24.txt:15:53:42: Gregor, I see you have remixed superturing.ogg +2011-01-24.txt:15:55:40: ais523: http://codu.org/music/silly/superturing.ogg Yes, because it's awesome and will CHANGE YOUR LIFE +2011-01-25.txt:18:26:53: j-invariant: I made http://codu.org/music/e/superturing/superturing.ogg though! 8-D +2011-01-26.txt:04:50:41: augur: See http://codu.org/music/e/superturing/superturing.ogg :P +2011-01-26.txt:05:21:59: calamari: http://codu.org/music/e/superturing/superturing.ogg +2011-01-26.txt:19:17:59: cheater99: End of http://codu.org/music/e/superturing/superturing.ogg +2011-02-08.txt:22:23:27: quintopia: HAVE YOUR MOFO LINK http://codu.org/music/e/superturing/superturing.ogg +2011-09-23.txt:19:02:20: help where is superturing.ogg +2011-09-23.txt:19:16:42: `log superturing.ogg +2011-09-23.txt:19:16:46: 2011-09-23.txt:19:02:20: help where is superturing.ogg +2011-09-23.txt:19:16:54: `pastelogs superturing.ogg diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.21829 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.21829 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,80 @@ +2006-12-21.txt:00:03:10: A METRIC FUCKTON OF LEETNESS +2007-10-02.txt:22:43:25: Or is it a metric fuckton? +2007-10-02.txt:22:45:28: * SimonRC prefers the imperial fuckton +2007-10-02.txt:22:46:21: a metric fuckton is larger than an imperial fuckton +2007-10-02.txt:22:47:37: so now you can convert a pound to either newtons or fucktons, depending? +2007-10-02.txt:22:51:54: everything you need to know about the metric fuckton: http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1398601 +2007-10-02.txt:22:57:39: a metric fuckton is 2200 fucks +2007-10-02.txt:22:57:47: an imperial fuckton is 2000 fucks +2007-12-16.txt:00:53:27: I know it's been done, and I knew the first metric fucktons of emacs weren't :) Heck, i've even toyed around with my own (but it's not usable as of yet) +2008-09-05.txt:18:01:53: the web is shit, people put shit that contradicts other shit in their shit, and as a browser maker you have to bend over, take it, and add a metric fuckton of hacks to make them work +2008-09-15.txt:12:20:18: and a metric fuckton of other stuff +2009-01-28.txt:15:58:02: Also, that takes up a fuckton of memory. +2009-04-05.txt:21:45:35: which is a fucktonion +2009-05-19.txt:22:51:02: iirc, if you do a fuckton of sequential reads/writes it can be faster, but not by much +2009-05-31.txt:20:09:26: bsmntbombdood: kernel reserves a fuckton of memory for usage later +2009-06-18.txt:21:09:14: They've had a fuckton of settlements. +2009-06-18.txt:21:10:58: pikhq: metric fuckton? +2009-06-18.txt:21:12:27: SI fuckton. +2009-06-18.txt:21:14:46: so "metric fuckton" → "SI fuckton" is sily. +2009-06-22.txt:20:56:28: Which is a fuckton of volume. +2009-07-11.txt:00:11:44: They just had a fuckton of aliases. +2009-07-13.txt:21:55:52: AnMaster: http://futureboy.us/frinkdocs/; a clever calculator/programming languages that knows a metric fuckton of units. +2009-07-13.txt:21:56:00: (But not the metric fuckton, unfortunately.) +2009-07-13.txt:21:56:12: only the imperial fuckton? +2009-08-10.txt:19:08:15: exactly, a fuckton of .img.bin files +2009-08-20.txt:19:01:29: AnMaster: it uses a royal fuckton +2009-08-20.txt:19:01:37: (that's bigger than both a metric fuckton and an imperial fucktonne) +2009-08-21.txt:20:19:33: yes, and xserver-xorg installs a fuckton +2009-08-28.txt:13:38:29: a fuckton of Fisherman's Friend lozenges +2009-08-30.txt:11:42:02: ehird, and the answer is: a metric fuckton more +2009-10-01.txt:21:35:31: The Windows 95 CD came with more features and a metric fuckton of videos on the disc... +2009-10-12.txt:18:01:35: And, soon, with five metric fucktons more desk space! +2009-11-01.txt:11:13:54: Anyway, maintaining a compatible libc would be a metric fuckton of work. +2010-01-02.txt:15:44:58: You said you study computational linguistics funny because I'm pretty sure any ai will involve a fuckton of it +2010-01-07.txt:21:19:54: Perl 6 sure does have a metric fuckton of operators. +2010-03-06.txt:03:59:51: So why should I bother taking 384 hours explaining the faults of PLT Scheme to you relative to the language at hand when you don't know anything about it except it uses a fuckton of parentheses? +2010-03-13.txt:18:17:37: It leaked a metric fuckton of memory. And the author had no idea why. +2010-03-13.txt:18:23:53: `calc 1 metric fuckton in US fucktons +2010-03-13.txt:18:25:41: pikhq: Y'know, I'm starting to think that metric fucktons aren't even a real unit! +2010-05-23.txt:17:51:28: And the tag parser itself is going to have to handle finding 3 metric fucktons of text and then realising it's unbalanced and so shooting it off as text +2010-05-23.txt:17:52:27: 3 metric fucktons +2010-05-23.txt:17:52:57: Yes; it's slightly less than 3 regular fucktons. +2010-07-18.txt:00:05:24: That used a metric fuckton of crazy shit. +2010-08-09.txt:00:00:49: Wait ... didn't that show The Wire have a fuckton of profanity? +2010-08-09.txt:00:00:59: They had a fuckton of bleeps. +2010-08-13.txt:00:15:28: dbc: Metric FUCKton, I'll have you know. +2010-08-13.txt:00:17:31: "he was crushed under a metric fuckton of lovers" +2010-09-02.txt:19:25:14: fizzie: Actually, isn't there some big ARM computer that consists of a fuckton of them? +2010-10-17.txt:17:57:02: pikhq: I think we are up for a FUCKTON of flashbacks. +2010-10-18.txt:19:59:20: Vorpal: It's, like, a daemon-based fancy-fancy abstraction layer to a metric fuckton of package managers. +2010-10-20.txt:15:02:41: But given that they're an ISP, I'm going with "still a fuckton." +2010-11-06.txt:01:51:16: ...this thing would cost a fuckton. I want it. +2011-01-29.txt:02:26:32: (But wine has a fuckton of dependencies, so gathering them all = nightmare) +2011-02-04.txt:00:35:29: Sure, it produces a *fuckton* of food, but it produces shitty food in a manner that we *can't* keep doing. +2011-02-13.txt:18:08:09: elliott: It certainly made my life fucktons easier. +2011-02-21.txt:03:59:01: and have that expand a fuckton +2011-02-24.txt:00:31:15: elliott_: I dunno about Finnish, but Japanese agglutinates a fuckton. +2011-02-25.txt:20:39:53: There's a metric fuckton of homework due. +2011-02-26.txt:22:48:23: So, yeah, we spend a *fuckton* of time on primary and secondary education for, well, shitty results. +2011-08-22.txt:00:01:53: *Java* seems to love using metric fucktons of heap, though. +2011-09-03.txt:03:39:32: CakeProphet: Hey, I'm going to reban you again, because the nvidia code you linked me to uses fucktons of helpers that I can't find the definitions of +2011-09-07.txt:00:02:15: It's in C++, so low-level, it's a fuckton of painful serialisation. +2011-09-12.txt:03:52:40: As per how many files, roughly a metric fuckton. +2011-09-17.txt:13:57:42: `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:13:57:45: 2010-03-13.txt:18:25:41: pikhq: Y'know, I'm starting to think that metric fucktons aren't even a real unit! +2011-09-17.txt:13:58:50: `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:13:58:53: 2010-10-17.txt:17:57:02: pikhq: I think we are up for a FUCKTON of flashbacks. +2011-09-17.txt:13:59:46: why are people always addressing pikhq with the word fuckton i wonder +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:20: `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:24: 2011-09-17.txt:13:58:50: `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:28: `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:31: 2011-09-12.txt:03:52:40: As per how many files, roughly a metric fuckton. +2011-09-17.txt:14:01:33: `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:14:01:37: 2009-06-18.txt:21:10:58: pikhq: metric fuckton? +2011-09-17.txt:15:59:22: `pastelogs fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:16:00:35: Welp, I'm the first person to ever say "fuckton" in this channel. +2011-09-17.txt:16:00:47: Also the first person to say "metric fuckton" +2011-09-17.txt:16:01:13: isn't a metric fuckton slightly smaller than an imperial fuckton? +2011-09-17.txt:16:02:32: Looks like about half of all fuckton mentions are qualified. +2011-09-17.txt:21:34:14: `pastelogs fuckton diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.21914 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.21914 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +2005-10-20.txt:21:37:45: ok, but you have to inhale it +2006-09-25.txt:16:33:54: you probably inhaled some AOLer somewhere back. +2007-01-23.txt:00:58:46: I should go inhale the noxious and poisonous fumes of a small white cylinder laden with nicotine. +2009-08-07.txt:14:14:28: Just don't inhale. +2009-08-21.txt:01:48:20: Main Entry: swig. Part of Speech: verb. Definition: drink down ... gulp, imbibe, ingest, ingurgitate, inhale, put away, quaff, sip, slurp, swig, swill, ... \ thesaurus.reference.com/browse/swig - [14]Cached - [15]Similar +2009-12-23.txt:04:38:35: * uorygl inhales. +2010-02-13.txt:05:35:42: and they don't inhale spam +2010-02-19.txt:18:04:10: and start to say l, except you inhale in the middle of it and end with a Germanish j, (rather like an English y) +2010-10-05.txt:17:29:21: except with ais523 you can get close to the vapour and inhale +2010-10-08.txt:17:04:04: oerjan: omg i just realised that i've never inhaled helium +2010-10-08.txt:17:05:21: Fun fact: Joe Pasquale actually inhaled an entire tank of helium as a child. +2010-10-09.txt:16:57:17: pikhq: check you can, do so, evaporate CD, inhale +2011-01-28.txt:17:28:33: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-1350817/Le-Whaf-Now-theres-food-dont-eat-INHALE.html +2011-02-03.txt:00:55:02: elliott: You put fiction on your list but don't inhale? +2011-07-18.txt:05:00:16: you'd inhale the cholesterol +2012-01-07.txt:10:22:19: `pastelog inhale diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.22312 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.22312 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +Usage: cat [OPTION]... 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Seriously, you have no idea. +Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page +The wiki is at http://esolangs.org/wiki diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.22620 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.22620 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:41: `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.2264 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.2264 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +496) Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +502) Cut to February War were declared A galaxy in turmoil Anyway, Febuary '10 +503) I can't afford one of those! A grandchild, not a laser printer +510) There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] You've just gave me a different result [...] It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +511) Taneb: See, it's Obama's fault the guy's apartment is now worth less than their mortgage and something something something that translates to not being able to look for a proper fix. Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +512) That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +515) Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +521) So... God has jizzed on everything? have you even READ the bible? +523) This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +527) Non sequitur is my forte On-topic discussion is my piano Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte Full fat milk is my pianissimo On which note, I'm hungry +542) Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +543) aibohphobia The fear of palindromes +550) So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +552) Well, I'm now experimenting with clients It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +553) I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +560) OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. It's been fun knowing him. +561) Taneb's been hit by melancholy. He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +592) Maybe if you try diplomacy. Pointy steel diplomacy +597) I think it's fizzie against everyone atm AND EVERYONE IS WINNING EXCEPT FIZZIE +654) Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +659) I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +663) Mayor says we need to make aluminum items Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.22681 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.22681 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +2010-01-10.txt:20:00:44: * ehird takes a deep breath, installs Flash. +2010-10-26.txt:00:50:14: * catseye takes deep breath and holds nose +2011-07-25.txt:05:52:10: I exhale, put my head underwater, and take a few deep breaths +2011-08-11.txt:19:19:53: take a few deep breaths. +2011-08-15.txt:03:50:59: Big, big deep breath. Deep down inside you there is a submarine. It has a tongue. Exhale." +2012-01-07.txt:10:19:23: `pastelog deep breath diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.22839 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.22839 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +705,708d704 +< Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +< When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +< Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? You stole it from us first! +< bad people have feelings too but they're bad so it's okay diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.2287 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.2287 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2004-06-04.txt:16:32:44: another version I've heard was 'Eight Megs And Continuously Swapping', but these days 8M of memory is ~nothing. +2005-05-12.txt:06:38:47: i'm typing with one hand and continuously making stupid mistakes +2005-06-30.txt:22:50:11: zaphod: the problem with planetlab is that it is continuously overloaded.. but yeah, it's cool in certain ways. I think it's neat how you can appear to have root on a machine when you really dont +2005-08-16.txt:22:28:31: but now the system resets itself continuously +2005-09-07.txt:21:20:57: ah continuous wavelet transform seems to be the thing needed for this... +2006-01-24.txt:20:04:31: It's either unaccelerated (with a fixed multiplier), or has this "if the mouse moves over N pixels quickly, use another speed multiplier" setting, but it's not a continuous function. +2006-08-15.txt:04:06:47: 500 words later I can read 8 pages of Japanese continuously. +2006-11-03.txt:03:24:20: ! < #continuously append all values in the mouse to all stacks/queues adjacent to the asterick +2007-01-10.txt:19:24:25: Although if the code = bits and so is self-modifying, the decoding may have to be done continuously. +2007-01-13.txt:22:14:07: My timing suggestion was to find out how quickly you can spam continuously :) +2007-02-16.txt:04:21:55: And if you have a "continuous" set like that, it defines an ordinal number. +2007-02-20.txt:23:40:27: well... that adds up when you insert values onto strings continuously. +2007-03-18.txt:23:16:38: if the function x is stepwise continuous you can use numerical methods +2007-03-21.txt:02:42:05: with reals and continuous functions you can show you cannot get more than one variable for sure, unless the function is at an extreme value +2007-04-28.txt:20:51:43: All that you can tell with average velocity is that, at one point, the instantaneous velocity equals the average velocity. . . (assuming a continuous function) +2007-05-04.txt:01:45:08: There's an infinite number of *points* of time. . . But measuring anything continuous is done not by a measurement of number of points. +2007-05-18.txt:04:50:02: you mean continuous? +2007-05-18.txt:04:50:27: e.g. IS continuous. +2007-05-29.txt:13:33:47: "Between the 120 ~ 150 hours mark vivid hallucinations, similar, but more lucid than those of a psilocybin experience tend to begin, and by the seventh day (160+ hours) the participants are reported to be both awake and lucidly dreaming continuously." +2007-06-17.txt:02:24:10: oerjan: what if it's a continuous list? +2007-07-07.txt:19:09:46: If there's a continuous bijection between RxR and RxR that maps S onto T, then S and T are equivalent. +2007-07-07.txt:21:47:35: innumerable brainfuck: a function and a range a...b is specified, then for every result of that function in that range is given it's own thread (infinite threads that is), so that every thread has a real number representing an infinite number of brainfuck instructions to execute (base 8 presentation); should a thread be given a faulty bf program it dies; the memory is shared, and it's continuous, > will move one derivative and has to be executed infinit +2007-07-07.txt:21:48:06: actually, if you lose that continuous memory, that can be written an interpreter +2007-07-09.txt:21:42:10: you basically view all functions as continuous functions in a pointed CPO. totally unrelated to the pointfree/pointless debate =) +2007-07-15.txt:00:12:58: anyway, a memory cell basically just continuously emits bits in the format accepted by gates, etc. +2007-07-26.txt:08:05:46: Yay. Continuous spamming \o/ +2007-07-31.txt:18:58:22: well, they're doing well with their Xbox arm, even though that segment of the company has operated at a continuous loss as long as it's been in existence. It's an example of Microsoft realizing there's something much more valuable than money- mindshare. +2007-08-19.txt:00:53:07: as long as it is not your main programming language you know really well and have been programming in continuously for years, it's OKAY +2007-10-21.txt:22:34:52: i wonder if poppavic still goes there, he had a really good continuous stream of nonsense generator installed in his brain +2007-10-24.txt:00:10:58: oklopol: fibonnaci numbers in decimal, one per line, continuously until halted +2007-11-17.txt:03:13:24: I'm not even sure what "inverse probability" means in the context, since some probabilities are continuous. +2007-11-21.txt:18:45:35: ehird`: i guess it's a continuous scale from completely closed network to complete anarchy +2007-11-22.txt:16:57:45: the problem is it doesn't suffice if the function is continuous, the human ear will notice a sudden change in derivative +2007-11-25.txt:07:06:06: with certain restrictions this gives you a continuous invertible function from the Cantor set to itself, such that the iterated orbit of every infinite path is a dense subset of the Cantor set +2007-11-30.txt:06:17:22: anything that only cares about continuous sequences can be no +2007-11-30.txt:06:49:51: i mean, the number of continuous segments in a list +2007-11-30.txt:19:55:18: if you have a continuous world, definItely +2007-11-30.txt:19:56:19: Keep velocity continuous-ish, but make position discrete, and then have a random chance of moving based on velocity? +2007-11-30.txt:19:56:25: well, as WOLFRAM, MY IDOL demonstrated in A New Kind of Science, discrete worlds with may particles can produce continuous-like behaviour +2007-11-30.txt:19:57:53: Maybe you could just describe how this discrete-continuous stuff would work? +2007-12-02.txt:03:12:32: continuous in [0, \infty] +2007-12-02.txt:03:12:40: oh, continuous +2007-12-02.txt:16:13:24: i do recall looking at some work on continuous populations +2007-12-06.txt:20:20:15: if there's just a continuous explosion, i don't really see a possibility for computation +2007-12-12.txt:07:12:51: errrer i have some weird pronoun use there, anyhow, my point is, even if the universe was fully continuous or something and you could actually have an infinite memory, time travel would provide an oracle (as the name might suggest...), the problem is, there is no paradox here, no system is predicting it's own behavior. +2007-12-13.txt:14:43:11: If every sound wave that kicks in does so from zero, and fades out at the end, the function as a whole should be close to continuous. +2007-12-14.txt:21:33:41: Hmm, ContinuousEquation reminds me of a certain idea I had once. +2008-01-02.txt:03:54:04: it then makes the list's head "result", then continuously applies the first function to the list and combines it with the next element of the list with the second function +2008-01-03.txt:03:45:15: oerjan: did you mean continuousequation? +2008-01-09.txt:14:24:46: (```pred n .x i prints everything after a while instead of continuously) +2008-01-29.txt:16:40:37: I continuously try new abstractions, while removing others. +2008-02-04.txt:22:44:47: not 6 continuous years +2008-02-19.txt:21:59:00: you just instantly write a @ where the opponent was, and repeat continuously +2008-03-08.txt:09:12:16: y = x^2 is continuous on [0, 2).. so it has a solution for y = 2, by .... +2008-03-09.txt:02:10:36: A Prolog mirror that we work on continuously. +2008-03-20.txt:15:43:52: or maybe place version information that changes each time; for instance, have the subsubsubrevision number increase continuously over time +2008-04-21.txt:13:25:45: but I use the save files to help test things, and it would be a bit awkward to have to continuously replay the games every time I changed their format +2008-05-06.txt:19:06:45: ais523: the buffer which i store to by reading continuously in a seperate thread +2008-05-09.txt:22:31:02: Assume f is continuous, then? +2008-05-09.txt:22:34:51: "For every continuous function f from [a,b] to a subset of R, the image of f contains all real numbers from f(a) to f(b)", I suppose. +2008-05-09.txt:22:39:47: but you can still have a topology there and therefore continuous functions +2008-05-09.txt:22:40:12: the whole point of continuous function is in the end that you can do the following: +2008-05-09.txt:22:41:30: but a topology allows for a more general notion of convergence and then you are really happy of you have somewhere continuous functions +2008-05-09.txt:22:43:36: * oerjan likes the topological form (1) the image of a connected set under a continuous function is connected (2) a subset of R is connected iff it contains every value between any two elements +2008-05-19.txt:04:54:28: Especially when that 'boom' is the result of Tau leptons being launched into them in a continuous beam. +2008-06-07.txt:22:39:54: The path of love is never smooth / But mine's continuous for you +2008-06-13.txt:04:58:46: i've even got a game version that will continuously loop and show you the see-n-says +2008-06-19.txt:20:21:40: * ais523 is laughing continuously +2008-06-23.txt:15:53:26: And has probably been continuously running for a few decades. ;) +2008-06-24.txt:21:37:21: and I've been programming continuously for ages +2008-07-06.txt:17:51:38: notes that go up continuously without getting anywhere +2008-07-15.txt:20:34:22: for concatenative langs that's left to right continuously, what could be simpler? +2008-08-02.txt:00:38:38: moozilla: that requires discrete CTCs, not continuous ones... kinda +2008-08-02.txt:00:39:53: the latter has a continuous stream of air and stuff arriving from the future +2008-08-02.txt:22:36:31: * tusho wonders if -anyone- has been subscribed since 1993 continuously +2008-08-05.txt:20:46:45: I can't think of a better way than continuously polling my status +2008-09-07.txt:14:52:49: Your trial activation key will expire in 3 days. Please purchase a permanent activation key in order to ensure continuous use of the product after the trial period expires. +2008-09-10.txt:16:01:37: non-continuous irc sounds pretty fun tbh +2008-09-22.txt:12:04:59: and some transcendental functions are discontinuous at 0 +2008-09-26.txt:21:26:20: state is really just a state object that continuously gets replaced as it gets passed from function to function ;D +2008-10-02.txt:21:27:13: I was laughing out loud continuously for about 10 seconds then +2008-10-07.txt:20:58:22: fizzie: it gets input continuously +2008-10-07.txt:20:58:29: and outputs continuously too +2008-10-16.txt:08:58:46: mellifluidicpuls: macacus nemestrinus. lastly, dr. f. smith informs me that this is/ case with/ females :) certain flies " culicidae and fnord) or two species only, appears to range continuously from/ cordillera to/ highlands :) southern brazil " in/ :( expression :)/ emotions,' page 220, in which/ water has been seen to fructify in france. +2008-10-17.txt:14:27:12: continual, everlasting, continuous +2008-10-18.txt:18:01:02: i was asking about "continuous" pages, in that e.g. a news page about foos still being updated today would be odd to be placed at /1998/foos-news +2008-10-20.txt:20:14:46: AnMaster: No. psygnisfive: I can blame it on your continuous rambling. +2008-10-23.txt:16:46:06: This is not a continuous measurement :P +2008-10-24.txt:19:11:52: Deewiant, well a-f is a continuous range there iirc but not a-z +2008-10-24.txt:20:33:23: ais523, continuous(sp?) integration for Funge? +2008-10-24.txt:20:33:42: but you spelt continuous correctly +2008-10-26.txt:19:01:06: the scale is continuous +2008-11-27.txt:01:41:23: well actually analysis, which afaiu is a superset of calculus; basically about infinite continuous things. +2008-12-08.txt:17:36:53: it's a continuous problem +2008-12-18.txt:11:04:24: anyway a clear warning sign should've been, if that was an error, that one of the reasons for using a semiopen interval is exactly so you can get continuous intervals [a, c) by catenating [a, b) [b, c) +2008-12-23.txt:14:53:17: Continuous brainfuck? :o +2008-12-23.txt:14:56:00: and yes continuous brainfuck +2008-12-23.txt:14:58:45: maybe output could be graphical and input mouse only, so continuous output would make sense +2008-12-23.txt:14:58:50: continuous IO +2008-12-23.txt:15:02:23: well continuous ranges are very different from discrete ones +2008-12-24.txt:23:55:26: so apart from timestamps, you get a "continuous" window +2008-12-26.txt:21:04:08: i would've harrassed you about continuous brainfuck +2008-12-26.txt:21:04:17: continuous BF? +2008-12-26.txt:21:04:59: I'd ask how continuous BF works, but I g2g +2008-12-26.txt:21:08:15: oklopol: no, but it uses continuous probabilities, rather than discrete logic levels +2008-12-28.txt:21:39:33: continuous talking about a subject. +2008-12-28.txt:21:39:46: Completely continuous? +2008-12-31.txt:21:17:21: continuous CAs are weird +2008-12-31.txt:21:18:35: continuous CAs +2008-12-31.txt:21:20:35: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continuous_spatial_automaton +2008-12-31.txt:21:21:45: continuous spatial automaton might describe the universe ;) +2009-01-04.txt:16:13:53: It's continuous in general relativity +2009-01-14.txt:22:06:03: talked about measuring probabilities in continuous sample spaces +2009-01-16.txt:17:53:38: but what about continuous brainfuck +2009-01-17.txt:19:50:41: holy fucking fuck. i'm starting to think continuous brainfuck is not entirely possible to do. +2009-01-17.txt:19:50:54: oklopol, continuous brainfuck? +2009-01-19.txt:02:43:03: * kerlo ponders the continuous functions in Sierpinsky space +2009-01-19.txt:02:53:05: Oh, cool, a function to the Sierpinski space is continuous if and only if the set of functions it maps to 1 is open. +2009-01-19.txt:11:24:14: it's not a very continuous game, on any level, it breaks easily, in a way +2009-01-19.txt:11:27:03: chess is more of an algorithmic game, you can't continuously add challenge to it, as material, i guess is my point. +2009-01-19.txt:11:33:32: but, if the puzzles were handmade, or, well, even just generated more sensibly, you could even have continuous tetris +2009-01-19.txt:11:34:34: continuous tetris? +2009-01-25.txt:00:03:48: how about continuous computation +2009-01-25.txt:00:07:47: kerlo: proce doesn't have continuous computation, it has computation applied on continuous things. +2009-01-25.txt:00:07:48: (Tough language: Programs are continuous functions from reals to reals where the image contains only integers.) +2009-01-25.txt:00:08:48: i mean continuous computation. instructions you can have any real amount of. +2009-01-25.txt:00:10:41: So, memory is a continuous function from R. +2009-01-25.txt:00:12:23: An instruction is a continuous function f : x real number -> such that f(f(x,a),b) = f(x,a+b). +2009-01-25.txt:00:14:13: they need to be continuous computation +2009-01-25.txt:00:14:42: kerlo: i guess that's pretty much the definition of continuous computation though :P +2009-01-25.txt:00:16:12: The set Q consists of all continuous functions Q -> Q. +2009-01-25.txt:00:24:36: For K to be in Q, it must be a function Q -> Q (it is) and it must be continuous. For it to be continuous, the preimage of every open set must be open. +2009-01-25.txt:00:25:05: oh. that's a definition for being continuous? +2009-01-25.txt:00:37:58: well i mean; how can a function from functions to functions be continuous? +2009-01-31.txt:19:07:42: um but irc is a continuous matter +2009-02-15.txt:18:23:43: with a red infantry and a blue infantry who continuously walked round in circles +2009-02-21.txt:15:42:02: and it has run continuously +2009-02-23.txt:18:32:37: and have you ever seen on continuously? +2009-03-22.txt:00:29:39: I also proved that the audioactive decay sequence (start at 1 and continuously run-length encode it) has no numbers higher than 3 and you won't get 333 +2009-03-23.txt:22:53:49: how does population work? continuous? implicit, maybe? +2009-03-28.txt:23:56:07: SimonRC: the fact is that lottery players (and I generalize here because the winners are few enough to be statistically insignificant) waste one pound a week continuously +2009-04-07.txt:21:08:22: and the day you are in #esoteric talking continuously is the day you die of starvation or w/e +2009-04-11.txt:23:17:11: and then it'll be a continuous string, just "you suck" +2009-04-17.txt:21:48:39: part of the reason I'm using it is that it's been on this computer continuously since I got it +2009-04-19.txt:23:25:51: oerjan: what if it's a continuous random walk and you get bigger and bigger as you go +2009-04-25.txt:23:05:58: "Biological — a dense continuous text interspersed with figures, mostly showing small nude women bathing in pools or tubs connected by an elaborate network of pipes, some of them clearly shaped like body organs. Some of the women wear crowns." +2009-04-27.txt:21:48:09: AnMaster: Uh... "Numbers and sequences. Vectors and analytic geometry. Complex numbers. Functions of single and multiple variables, complex functions. Continuity and continuous functions. Derivatives of real and complex functions. Differential equations of one variable." Or something like that, anyway. +2009-04-28.txt:00:57:50: continuously +2009-05-01.txt:18:43:58: ais523, and turn based. Not deterministic and continuous. +2009-05-01.txt:18:44:09: AnMaster: continuous implies infinite number of states +2009-05-09.txt:23:47:31: Ah, the sound of continuous sex +2009-05-09.txt:23:48:33: 23:47 Sgeo: Ah, the sound of continuous sex +2009-05-13.txt:21:00:11: Up to THREE HOURS of CONTINUOUS USE! +2009-05-20.txt:20:29:21: but they tipped it continuously +2009-06-01.txt:18:55:16: (I also believe that "death" is relative; you a second ago is dead, but our consciousness tries very hard to give a continuous experience. Go fig) +2009-06-01.txt:18:56:38: and consciousness is just the perceieved-as-continuous stream of conscios +2009-06-06.txt:00:45:00: this is great continuous fun +2009-06-09.txt:10:21:40: but not tile-based, continuous +2009-06-13.txt:18:49:31: I invented esolangs for calling itself recursively, time travel, queues to references to queues, dividing by zero, programs running by continuous equations, code golfing, and many others. +2009-06-13.txt:20:18:55: Deewiant: I didn't say that. I said that I think I can keep servers up for a year minus 31 seconds continuously. +2009-07-01.txt:12:09:01: Deewiant and/or fizzie: what is the best way to make a C style switch in befuge? The range is continuous and rather small (7 different cases). +2009-07-01.txt:12:14:59: AnMaster: Since it's continuous, j. +2009-07-02.txt:16:34:43: Mentioning him ~3 times in two days as part of one continuous thread sure is "a lot". +2009-07-13.txt:02:11:17: and for larger non-successors, aleph and beth are continuous (preserving limits) +2009-07-14.txt:22:05:54: Gracenotes, I need to switch to my cheaper headphones for longer continuous stretches, less pressure on the head... But worse sound too. +2009-07-17.txt:13:00:51: oklopol: you mean, like, it's non-continuous? +2009-08-04.txt:22:42:39: oklopil: yes, actually the question of discrete vs fractal/continuous is really important when trying to make a model that is more meaningful than just metaphor +2009-08-11.txt:14:48:18: Oh, and x(n) is continuous and infinite and all that fluff. +2009-08-11.txt:14:56:03: The values of the signal are continuous, though. +2009-08-11.txt:22:51:18: ehird: the leading portion is the portion of continuous lowercase +2009-08-13.txt:23:45:42: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dots_and_Boxes, with continuous space instead of discrete dot-space, and infinite-dimensional. +2009-08-13.txt:23:48:18: i don't think making space continuous changes it +2009-08-13.txt:23:49:09: and continuous space +2009-08-17.txt:18:38:54: it defaults to non-continuous scrolling, so I need to change every time I open a pdf file... +2009-08-17.txt:18:41:52: Oh? At least here Evince remembers the "continuous" setting. +2009-08-20.txt:20:56:00: "The majority of text is created using continuous speech recognition (CSR) dictation software, but keyboards are still used." +2009-08-23.txt:21:35:48: WikiWikiWeb, however, is continuous +2009-08-23.txt:22:30:59: since we're talking continuous ascii chars +2009-08-24.txt:07:14:55: You clearly live in continuous space, and can make infinite fine movements in one direciton without ever repositioning it. +2009-08-24.txt:10:09:13: was it actually continuously 21 hours, I don't get how it's possible to be so tired +2009-09-05.txt:23:31:42: and if you want a really bright LED display, it works better to massively overdrive them about 20% of the time and let them recover the other 80%, then run them at max continuously +2009-09-06.txt:00:18:18: Silicon recursion: proving space is continuous since 2010 +2009-09-07.txt:20:46:43: Ilari, I run ntpd and it has been running continuously for weeks now +2009-09-09.txt:13:45:32: For some reason I was continuously expecting some sort of gruesome massacre when reading that description page, but apparently it never happened. +2009-09-12.txt:13:18:26: it's been upgraded continuously from Feisty +2009-09-12.txt:15:32:33: Well, fungot is continuously using 50% of my CPU. +2009-09-19.txt:00:55:17: this is continuous +2009-09-22.txt:04:50:36: Anyone know how to make evince always use continuous mode? +2009-09-27.txt:00:29:25: I'm just saying that we've had a continuous western society for a long time. +2009-10-04.txt:20:47:33: oerjan: thats continuous speech +2009-10-04.txt:20:48:59: except in continuous speech, where you get inter-word interactions +2009-10-05.txt:04:52:32: einstein was in fact made out of hitlerium, an element censored from the periodic table; it is only present in the continuous table +2009-10-07.txt:21:44:01: "Yes, a continuous stream is how we feel, but this contradicts physics." is too, for that matter +2009-10-09.txt:00:01:57: Whussamatter with smooth continuous scrolling +2009-10-09.txt:00:04:04: Gregor: That's true. It could just be continuous with a big enough space for each, though. It isn't trivial to click the mouse wheel only one. +2009-10-09.txt:00:05:19: And in continuous mode, you can flick it and it'll keep rolling. +2009-10-09.txt:00:07:03: Gregor: The point is that it's a separate button just below the wheel in the MX Revolution, and the scroll wheel is a mechanical button to switch between continuous/descreet. +2009-10-15.txt:13:34:41: I exchange your continuous linguistic failure for 10 points +2009-10-19.txt:19:11:10: there _is_ however a model using continuous set functions such that the space of functions is topologically equivalent to the space of arguments +2009-10-22.txt:03:55:53: 1005.54 Truth is cosmically total: synergetic. Verities are generalized principles stated in semimetaphorical terms. Verities are differentiable. But love is omniembracing, omnicoherent, and omni-inclusive, with no exceptions. Love, like synergetics, is nondifferentiable, i.e., is integral. Differential means locally-discontinuously linear. Integration means omnispherical. And the intereffects are precessional. +2009-10-31.txt:21:11:56: Anyway, it's not just referring (and it only lets you refer a few, not continuously). +2009-11-01.txt:10:46:20: "We're just up. Almost continuously." +2009-11-01.txt:11:33:38: *continuously +2009-11-01.txt:14:42:47: "Discontinuous transmission is an addition to VAD/VBR operation, that allows to stop transmitting completely when the background noise is stationary. In a file, 5 bits are used for each missing frame (corresponding to 250 bit/s)." I guess Speex doesn't store noise statistics, at that. Well, AMR does, anyway. +2009-11-03.txt:10:54:20: "discrete" = opposite of continuous +2009-11-11.txt:03:13:05: Let's say these represent any 6 continuous integers, starting with one divisible by 6: +2009-11-15.txt:20:33:11: i've been having a continuous crisis since I fully realised what my mortality implies :) +2009-12-16.txt:23:41:29: continuous +2009-12-16.txt:23:42:16: Intuitively, yeah, I think the linear combinations of that set are the continuous functions. +2009-12-16.txt:23:44:51: the things that are integrals of measures are known as "absolutely continuous" functions +2009-12-16.txt:23:48:03: oh wait absolutely continuous applies to when the measure itself is absolutely continuous +2009-12-16.txt:23:49:26: for (non-negative) measures, what you get by integrating them are the right continuous increasing functions +2009-12-22.txt:20:44:19: continuously +2009-12-30.txt:08:14:00: Would prefer it were continuous +2009-12-30.txt:09:19:08: 4 hours 12 minutes. I talked about it continuously for about that long. Wow. +2010-01-06.txt:13:25:49: of which this channel is one continuous one +2010-01-10.txt:17:24:39: one has a broken bar, the other is continuous +2010-01-15.txt:18:17:10: AnMaster: true, but every album by itself should be continuous on disk i think +2010-01-15.txt:18:17:43: I doubt it is continuous +2010-01-16.txt:06:38:13: not many people actually do one thing continuously for over 4 hours. +2010-01-16.txt:08:22:12: coppro: I really ought to find a drink that I can drink offhand more-or-less continuously throughout the day that isn't of questionable healthiness +2010-01-31.txt:15:30:01: AnMaster: I think the cooling behaviour is because of better airflow, though it may be a sign that your battery is charging continuously, which probably isn't good +2010-02-01.txt:00:05:29: f(C) where f is a continuous function +2010-02-02.txt:18:41:27: The continuous growing size of the OTP distribution frightens me :) +2010-02-03.txt:08:45:22: i guess we could take the space of all continuous paths, and give it a natural measure obtained by some sort of integral average +2010-02-07.txt:19:39:57: my solution would be, do like haskell does, but allow discontinuous definitions of function alternatives. +2010-02-07.txt:19:40:15: preprocess it to all be continuous, if desired. +2010-02-12.txt:21:48:08: pikhq: the super mario 64 ds version is more like one continuous jump than a double-jump +2010-02-14.txt:06:01:24: our brains try very hard to make us experience continuous consciousness for whatever reason +2010-02-14.txt:06:07:20: augur: then what of my continuous experience? +2010-02-14.txt:06:08:21: augur: I'm referring to my subjective *continuous* experience though +2010-02-14.txt:06:08:34: what you said says nothing about my continuous experience, only its continuous experience - assuming them to be separate +2010-02-14.txt:06:08:59: see, all I care about is that my continuous conscious experience continues; and I believe that uploading, copying, teleportation and all the rest achieve this +2010-02-14.txt:06:09:14: you know it's not continuous though +2010-02-14.txt:06:09:26: alise, i think the problem is not with your continuous conscious experience +2010-02-14.txt:06:09:39: but the experience is continuous +2010-02-14.txt:06:09:50: thus my experience is continuous +2010-02-14.txt:06:12:22: in the mean-time, I will continue life as ordinary. that does exactly what I want as far as my continuous experience goes until I die +2010-02-20.txt:21:06:07: alise, over the reals it must be continuous I think? +2010-02-24.txt:20:30:27: Nothing discontinuous in the sphere/table setup, though. +2010-02-26.txt:20:15:04: how much are continuous reads? +2010-02-26.txt:20:15:26: There's not much continuous reading at all. +2010-03-01.txt:16:58:07: Attempts to deduce the existance of a HUMIDOR in the given PUDDING. The player to the left of the player holding the TURKEY BOMB has to keep drinking continuously while the computer/referee does their deducing. +2010-03-02.txt:11:26:34: no idea; I wonder if they were continuously there between the whole SLC mess (years ago) and modern contracts? +2010-03-04.txt:17:10:47: Deewiant, some of that will be taken by kernel mappings iirc. And libraries. Yes you could probably manage more than 2 GB stack if you could malloc() such a huge continuous chunk +2010-03-09.txt:00:46:42: "it uses continuous analysis, which is meaningless." +2010-03-09.txt:14:05:10: I'm thinking of some sort of function-based representation, something that reifies the concept of the continuous line into the way you access the board. +2010-03-11.txt:19:07:32: One of my childhood dreams was to come up with a formula that could uniquely represent every line using a pair of real numbers, continuously. +2010-03-11.txt:19:12:39: AnMaster: and two real numbers work for almost every line, but you cannot make it work uniquely and continuously +2010-03-11.txt:19:14:05: AnMaster: but that doesn't become continuous +2010-03-11.txt:19:15:00: There's no "issue" with it. It's just that the problem I posed is to do it continuously. +2010-03-11.txt:19:15:02: oerjan, what exactly do you mean with continuous here? The functions in question are each continuous (well, I'm not sure about x=m, but I can't see why it shouldn't be, since here you have x as a function of y...) +2010-03-11.txt:19:15:52: Intuitively, if you're representing lines as pairs of real numbers, "continuous" means that as you move the line around in a continuous manner, the real numbers change in a continuous manner, and vice versa. +2010-03-11.txt:19:16:50: Try it; there's no way you'll get it down to two points, give a unique representation for every line, and be continuous. +2010-03-11.txt:19:18:33: The thing is though, you can't uniquely, continuously represent angles. +2010-03-11.txt:19:22:51: AnMaster: there are a million (understatement) ways of hacking around this. there is however no continuous, bijective mapping from R^2 to the space of lines in R^2. +2010-03-11.txt:19:23:56: (the inverse is automatically continuous so it would have to be a homeomorphism, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invariance_of_domain) +2010-03-11.txt:19:25:45: oh wait, it wouldn't be continuous... +2010-03-11.txt:19:26:10: AnMaster: there are a million (understatement) ways of hacking around this. there is however no continuous, bijective mapping from R^2 to the space of lines in R^2. <-- has this been proven? +2010-03-11.txt:19:27:00: uorygl, well yes I gave an idea for it above, but not sure how to represent the direction of said line in a continuous way +2010-03-11.txt:19:32:52: Anyway, it doesn't need to be infinitely wide; the entire real line can be compressed continuously into an interval line (0,1). +2010-03-26.txt:20:44:37: Phantom_Hoover: more importantly, absolute values are continuous and so triangle waves have perfectly good fourier series +2010-04-05.txt:01:59:55: every function on them is continuous, i hear. you could prove that. +2010-04-06.txt:15:10:42: Deewiant, and why is the cfunge plot in plots/horizontal.b98/100000/line-memtime.svg discontinuous? +2010-04-11.txt:23:55:35: harged battery with 1.5 hours of continuous gameplay (Robo Defense) on the full-brightness screen. Be prepared to keep this phone near a charger at all times. You can easily view whats using the battery, though (the screen is 71% of my current usage), and then adjust the hardware or software usage to maximize battery life. +2010-04-20.txt:03:43:54: Oldest in continuous use, or oldest period? +2010-04-20.txt:16:35:47: but you'd think there's a continuous scale of food-poisonings +2010-05-03.txt:14:50:36: alise, it isn't like it is a continuous function anyway, it is only defined for the integers +2010-05-05.txt:15:16:43: they decommissioned last Odra 1305 (Polish mainframe computer) after 34 years of continuous work without any malfunctions +2010-05-15.txt:17:33:20: A continuous CA has several problems, such as: not being a CA; and being uncomputable. +2010-05-15.txt:17:34:14: Phantom_Hoover, actually it is a CA even if not discrete. Except CA now stands for Continuous Automaton ;P +2010-05-15.txt:17:55:56: since that's real, continuous stuff +2010-05-16.txt:16:46:37: alise, 1 wide? continuous? +2010-05-16.txt:19:14:26: TERRIBLE IDEA: Continuous Life +2010-05-19.txt:19:21:07: oerjan, well it won't be a perfect *continuous* circle, right? +2010-05-19.txt:19:21:55: AnMaster: well a continuous circle is uncountable, so... +2010-05-27.txt:13:13:05: an immersion, you map all the points into a space such that _locally_ it's a homeomorphism (continuous bijection whose inverse is also continuous) +2010-05-27.txt:13:15:05: actually the wikipedia definitions imply that you use differentiable mappings, not just continuous ones. +2010-05-28.txt:14:52:49: in 1d most problems become decidable, if the affine map is continuous, but if it's not then no one knows anything +2010-05-28.txt:22:51:29: Until 2004, massive loudspeakers mounted on several of the buildings continuously delivered DPRK propaganda broadcasts directed towards the south as well as propaganda radio broadcasts across the border.[17] In May 2010, due to the sinking of the ROKS Cheonan, South Korea resumed broadcasting news, western music and programmes comparing the political and economic situations on the two parts of the peninsula.[20] +2010-05-31.txt:16:22:34: Oh wait, you haven't noticed it because we have a wonderful brain that keeps a continuous experience going. +2010-06-12.txt:09:42:44: dammit google, "continuous" should not fuzzy match "continue"... +2010-06-12.txt:14:40:10: 01:42:44 dammit google, "continuous" should not +2010-06-12.txt:14:40:13: search +continuous +2010-06-12.txt:22:30:48: Not continuous $5/month, CT isn't valuable enough to me to do that, but it's nice to visit every once in a while +2010-06-21.txt:21:27:32: but there are other uses. Continuous pitch ranges and such +2010-06-21.txt:22:04:14: Phantom_Hoover: the bijection cannot be a continuous function, this is part of what is known as Brouwer's theorem of Invariance of domain http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invariance_of_domain +2010-06-23.txt:13:54:15: I don't suppose there's any nice assembler-oriented text frontend for GDB? Something simple, with a disassembly view, IP highlight, single-key single-step, and register values continuously visible in a separate pane or something. (I've used cgdb with single-key macros of "stepi" and "info registers", but it's still a bit pessimal.) +2010-06-24.txt:00:09:37: There's a noticeable discontinuous section. +2010-06-27.txt:21:30:20: it is one continuous conversation, mind, just not with one person +2010-06-30.txt:23:16:03: we assume a simply system, compact metric space X with a continuous function f supplying the dynamics +2010-07-01.txt:23:14:53: to be precise, they happened but the Clock was off continuously +2010-07-02.txt:23:26:34: It is waiting activity (since metabolism control is busted and one is almost continuously hungry)? +2010-07-08.txt:00:00:26: aliseiphone: Er, it's a continuous-integration build I'm working on, actually. +2010-07-08.txt:10:48:41: How do real-world computers do .. oh wait, 1 is a continuous flow +2010-07-14.txt:23:49:13: pikhq: Now try continuous window resizing. +2010-07-27.txt:18:16:35: So they can be used to work out one's speed given continuous data and a know speed at a known time. +2010-07-28.txt:23:52:17: Phantom_Hoover, it seems possible to put a non-continuous ship on there +2010-07-30.txt:18:15:40: And also you won't be able to use continuous paper +2010-08-07.txt:19:07:35: It's two separate episodes, "Air (Part 1)" and "Air (Part 2)", but aired as one continuous one. +[too many lines; stopping] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.22953 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.22953 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +2011-08-31.txt:20:45:31: heloerjan +2011-09-18.txt:20:25:15: heloerjan +2011-09-18.txt:20:25:33: 2011-09-18.txt:20:25:15: heloerjan +2011-09-18.txt:20:25:57: 2011-09-18.txt:20:25:33: 2011-09-18.txt:20:25:15: heloerjan diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.23026 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.23026 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +2006-11-26.txt:00:28:23: >>> for q, a in zip(questions, answers): +2007-02-26.txt:16:01:56: >>>True +2007-02-26.txt:16:11:59: >>>1+2 +2007-02-26.txt:16:15:41: >>> 1+2 +2007-02-26.txt:16:16:16: >>>test +2007-02-26.txt:16:18:05: >>>1+2 +2007-02-26.txt:16:18:27: >>> "Pascal" < "Python" +2007-02-26.txt:16:18:39: >>>"Test" +2007-02-26.txt:16:20:35: >>>"C++" < "Everything" +2007-02-26.txt:18:48:33: >>> "C++" > "Calamari" +2007-03-18.txt:17:47:39: >i don't see any such restriction mentioned for the underlying function: http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms712879.aspx +2007-04-15.txt:20:26:42: > 0 that is +2007-07-21.txt:00:47:39: >> would call the bind method of its left argument. +2007-07-23.txt:22:40:19: > 2 +2007-07-25.txt:02:36:49: > (\(_:_) (_:_) -> True) [] undefined +2007-08-12.txt:01:01:22: > I know that for irrational a there are infinitely many integer p and q such +2007-08-12.txt:01:01:22: > that |a - p/q| < q^-2 +2007-08-12.txt:01:01:22: > and that in general you cannot do better than the exponent -2. +2007-08-19.txt:21:34:20: >_O +2007-08-27.txt:20:27:56: >>> sch (cons 3 3) +2007-08-27.txt:20:43:24: >>> sch (+ 5 5) +2007-08-27.txt:20:43:41: >>> sch (if (< 0 1) 1 2) +2007-08-27.txt:20:45:54: >>> sch (define fib (lambda (n) (if (< n 2) 1 (+ (fib (- n 1) (- n 2)))))) +2007-08-27.txt:20:46:08: >>> sch (fib 5) +2007-08-27.txt:20:46:52: >>> sch (define fib (lambda (n) (if (< n 2) 1 (+ (fib (- n 1)) (fib (- n 2))))))) +2007-08-27.txt:20:46:57: >>> sch (fib 5) +2007-08-27.txt:20:56:04: >>> sch ((k 1) 2) +2007-08-27.txt:20:57:58: >>> sch (((s (lambda (x) (lambda (y) (+ x y)))) (lambda (y) (+ y 1))) 1) +2007-08-27.txt:21:07:43: >>> sch (((s (lambda (x) (lambda (y) (+ x y)))) (lambda (y) (+ y 1))) 1) +2007-08-27.txt:21:09:25: >>> sch s +2007-08-27.txt:21:10:00: >>> sch (((s (lambda (x) (lambda (y) (+ x y)))) (lambda (y) (+ y 1))) 1) +2007-08-27.txt:21:10:59: >>> sch (define i (lambda (a) a)) +2007-08-27.txt:21:12:57: >>> sch (((s i) i) ((s i) i)) +2007-08-27.txt:21:15:44: >>> sch (quote quote) +2007-08-27.txt:21:29:08: > liftM2 (,) [1..5] [1..5] +2007-09-04.txt:18:21:52: > mapAccumR (flip divMod) 10000 [60,60] +2007-09-14.txt:00:24:14: > 4 .&. 5 +2007-09-21.txt:19:19:03: >_< +2007-10-10.txt:17:47:12: > let x ? y = x+y; infixr 5 ? in 2 ? 3 +2007-10-10.txt:21:14:29: > ' diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.23320 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.23320 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +2011-10-31.txt:00:24:25: NETHER DOES LEGO ALPHA TEAM :'( +2011-10-31.txt:00:25:37: TheAstoundingVan: other people played lego alpha team? +2011-11-25.txt:21:55:31: Who played Lego Alpha Team +2011-11-25.txt:21:56:05: I also don't think he played Lego Alpha Team? +2011-11-25.txt:21:56:49: `logs lego alpha team +2011-11-25.txt:21:57:00: `log lego alpha team +2011-11-25.txt:21:57:04: `pastelogs lego alpha team +2011-11-25.txt:21:57:19: I didn't play lego alpha team but I'm also not from hexham and don't read iwc or homestuck diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.23600 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.23600 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +436) half the time the time travel model is one where a consistent universe essentially seems impossible if it supports any nontrivial agent-like behavior (because certainly one agent will want to destroy it using a retarded paradox), the other half seems to actually assume an implicit extra time axis and moving in time is still moving forward on this axis, you are just given a copy of past contents of the world. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.23648 diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.24186 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.24186 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,55 @@ +? +ais523 +augur +banach-tarski +c +cakeprophet +category +coppro +egobot +elliott +esoteric +everyone +finland +finns +fizzie +flower +friendship +functor +fungot +glogbot +gregor +hackego +haskell +ievan +intercal +itidus20 +itidus21 +kallisti +lifthrasiir +mad +misspellings of croissant +monad +monads +monoid +monqy +ngevd +nooga +oerjan +oklopol +phantom___hoover +phantom__hoover +phantom_hoover +php +qdb +qdbformat +quine +sgeo +shachaf +taneb +u +vorpal +welcome +wiki +you +zzo38 diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.2429 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.2429 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2003-07-29.txt:22:19:11: Are there any hierarchitectitiptitoploftical languages? +2006-08-24.txt:05:56:01: http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-08-24.txt:06:00:22: Ploftastic. +2006-08-24.txt:06:01:54: Well, Plof is a hybrid between OO and functional. +2006-08-24.txt:06:03:18: Yeah, that's true of Plof too. +2006-08-24.txt:06:03:49: Plof isn't intended to be estoeric. +2006-08-24.txt:06:04:55: Mixins in Plof: +2006-08-24.txt:06:07:58: is there an article for this Plof stuff? +2006-08-24.txt:06:08:09: http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-08-24.txt:22:08:12: http://www.codu.org/plof/index.php?title=IfFormat < Takin' votes :P +2006-08-24.txt:22:24:26: http://www.codu.org/plof/index.php?title=LongWords +2006-08-25.txt:21:18:11: http://www.codu.org/plof/2js/ +2006-08-25.txt:21:20:52: In case you couldn't guess, it compiles Plof to JS. +2006-08-25.txt:21:21:00: Well, a subset of Plof. +2006-08-25.txt:22:25:02: http://www.codu.org/plof/index.php?title=Plof%20Spec (search "set math") +2006-08-25.txt:23:33:06: ihope: So long as what you design is Plof. +2006-08-26.txt:06:31:22: plof2js gains more features >: ) +2006-08-26.txt:06:59:23: Try http://pastebin.ca/149864 on http://www.codu.org/plof/2js/ +2006-08-26.txt:08:18:40: Plof has good ol' exceptions ^^ +2006-08-26.txt:08:24:16: Also, Plof is a hybrid language :P +2006-08-27.txt:00:16:43: TYPEINFO IN PLOF!!!!! +2006-08-27.txt:02:55:40: http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-08-27.txt:02:58:19: Well, "Plof attempts to be usable as a functional programming language, but without alienating imperative programmers." +2006-08-29.txt:00:11:47: http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-08-29.txt:00:55:56: So does Plof suck too? +2006-08-29.txt:00:56:14: Razor-X: Plof is designed to rectify my problems with P-languages ;) +2006-08-29.txt:16:49:59: So, I'm thinking of adding explicit security levels to Plof. Internal/library functions would have a definition of their security level (perhaps 1-5) depending on trust. So system, for example, would have a trust of 5, but if and println would have a trust of 1. That way, you could (somewhat) safely run a remotely accessable interpreter, so long as you make sure to run it at low trust. +2006-08-31.txt:16:19:15: On an only vaguely-related subject, I made some improvements to Plof :P +2006-08-31.txt:16:27:35: nooga: http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-08-31.txt:16:36:21: You'll note that plof2js is the only compiler ATM ;) +2006-08-31.txt:16:39:29: So what's Plof have for arrays/lists? +2006-08-31.txt:16:44:25: So Plof is dynamically typed? +2006-08-31.txt:16:49:27: Plof can be used functionally - that is, any function can be described as an expression instead of a series of statements. +2006-09-01.txt:16:57:03: Though }); has sort of become Plof's motto :P +2006-09-01.txt:20:23:42: OK foks: Should plof's new be recursive? +2006-09-02.txt:01:05:45: Plof Plof Plof. +2006-09-03.txt:01:59:33: To the degree that it was part of my inspiration to make Plof, a non-esoteric language. +2006-09-03.txt:02:01:00: * pikhq needs to look at Plof a bit. . . +2006-09-03.txt:02:01:20: http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-09-03.txt:02:59:00: I was gonna ask you what happened to Plof when you decided to make RawIRC. +2006-09-03.txt:03:00:35: Sounds to me like you ran out of Plof-steam. +2006-09-03.txt:03:02:30: I actually need to upload my latest plof2js +2006-09-03.txt:03:13:54: Damn, there's a bug in plof2js' parser... +2006-10-13.txt:00:18:42: Go write an interpreter for http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-10-13.txt:00:20:37: Plof and lisp aren't particularly similar. +2006-10-14.txt:01:16:56: I wrote an interpreter for Plof in D. +2006-10-14.txt:01:17:37: Plof, eh? +2006-10-14.txt:01:17:48: http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-10-14.txt:01:18:22: Ignore the plof2js on that web site, I broke it in transitioning to a new server and have been too lazy to fix it :P +2006-10-14.txt:04:39:25: println("Plof looks a lot like D in this case :P"); +2006-10-17.txt:07:27:33: Plof + operator overloading. Possible? +2006-10-18.txt:00:37:58: Plof! :P +2006-10-19.txt:00:14:12: http://www.codu.org/plof/ muahahaha :P +2006-10-21.txt:22:02:28: Writing a Plof parser is something else. +2006-10-21.txt:22:02:34: plof? +2006-10-21.txt:22:02:36: plof? +2006-10-22.txt:05:01:10: I was absolutely shocked that somebody mentioned Plof - that's about the most recognition anybody in this channel will give to anybody else :P +2006-10-22.txt:05:08:02: Plof? +2006-12-20.txt:04:02:38: require("stdio.plof"); stdio.StdOut.writeln("Plof lives!"); +2006-12-20.txt:04:33:37: On an unrelated note, http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-12-20.txt:04:46:06: GregorR, do you have an implementation of plof? +2006-12-20.txt:04:51:14: Want me to compile dplof for you? +2006-12-20.txt:04:54:19: http://www.codu.org/plof/dplof-x86-gnuWlinux-2006-12-19.tar.gz +2006-12-20.txt:04:56:27: See module stdio.plof +2006-12-20.txt:05:15:37: OH ... I thought it was 'this', but I'm starting to think I may not have implemented that in dplof 8-X +2006-12-20.txt:05:28:10: http://www.codu.org/plof/dplof-x86-gnuWlinux-2006-12-19-2.tar.gz +2006-12-20.txt:05:33:49: I think I inexplicably included some rampantly-incomplete core/*.plof files in that tarball, but no worries :P +2006-12-20.txt:05:59:30: So, is Plof a whole bunch of Flex/Bison? +2006-12-20.txt:18:03:48: I'm writing netio.plof :) +2006-12-20.txt:18:04:00: You could (at some point) write a Plof version :) +2006-12-20.txt:18:04:45: * pikhq should start learning Plof sometime +2006-12-20.txt:18:05:01: Maybe make a simple method of accessing C++ classes from Plof. +2006-12-20.txt:18:07:02: Plof is capable of accessing C via dlopen and friends. +2006-12-20.txt:18:07:41: * pikhq tries to find the Plof website +2006-12-20.txt:18:07:48: http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-12-20.txt:18:07:58: If you want a binary of dplof I'll make one for you (presuming you don't have GDC) +2006-12-20.txt:18:14:43: http://www.codu.org/plof/dplof-x86-gnuWlinux-2006-12-19-2 +2006-12-20.txt:18:14:48: http://www.codu.org/plof/dplof-x86-gnuWlinux-2006-12-19-2.tar.gz +2006-12-20.txt:18:46:06: pikhq: Presumably you got the dplof binary working? :P +2006-12-20.txt:18:49:44: It seems that Plof has sufficient capabilities to allow for a good deal of useful programming. . . +2006-12-20.txt:18:50:15: I'd like to make a "standard" Plof GUI interface. +2006-12-20.txt:18:55:01: (netio.plof) +2006-12-20.txt:18:59:19: You know, that sort of *does* look weird in Plof. +2006-12-20.txt:20:20:30: Sukoshi: Yes, functions are first-class data types, Plof is intended to be a hybrid of functional and imperative. +2006-12-20.txt:20:22:33: The basic syntactic structure of Plof and lisp are too different to compare. eg, exactly what Sukoshi just said. +2006-12-20.txt:20:38:10: "Unlike (most of) the other P-languages, Plof attempts to be usable as a functional programming language" +2006-12-20.txt:21:42:45: In case anybody's interested in Plof with the new changes, http://www.codu.org/plof/dplof-x86-gnuWlinux-2006-12-20.tar.gz +2006-12-20.txt:21:44:56: Error: AssertError Failure plof/runtime.d(722) +2006-12-20.txt:22:44:49: Asztal: Error: AssertError Failure plof/parser.d(122) +2006-12-20.txt:23:02:56: Plof tokenizer in Plof 4tw :) +2006-12-20.txt:23:09:30: hashEsoteric@()=+{if({GregorR~.CheckStatus("BuildingPlofCompiler");}{GreaseMonkey~.Act("BuildTomatoCompiler")});}; +2006-12-21.txt:03:48:42: Zomg Plof! :) +2006-12-21.txt:06:42:54: bsmntbombdood: I've improved dplof's error output. +2006-12-21.txt:06:48:46: bsmntbombdood: http://www.codu.org/plof/dplof-x86-gnuWlinux-2006-12-20-2.tar.gz if you care +2006-12-21.txt:22:33:27: var = a [ main = { println("Plof rocks!"); } ]; a.main(); +2006-12-21.txt:22:33:37: var a = [ main = { println("Plof rocks!"); } ]; a.main(); +2006-12-22.txt:00:59:25: I think it's time for me to write plofplof ... +2006-12-22.txt:01:11:35: And replace them with Plof! +2006-12-22.txt:06:33:47: * GregorR now has plofbf :) +2006-12-22.txt:06:39:30: I'll stick in in the dplof tarball :P +2006-12-22.txt:06:43:43: wait, where are the plof docs again? +2006-12-22.txt:06:44:14: http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-12-22.txt:06:44:27: plofbf is in examples/ here: http://www.codu.org/plof/dplof-x86-gnuWlinux-2006-12-21.tar.gz +2006-12-22.txt:06:46:15: weird, plof looks quite like tomato +2006-12-22.txt:17:49:27: Weeeh, Plof! +2006-12-22.txt:17:54:35: I need to look at Plof some time. +2006-12-22.txt:17:54:53: But right now, I'm deferring all my schoolwork for coding work, so Plof will be more of a distraction. +2006-12-22.txt:19:01:31: Oh GregorR, does Plof have lexical or dynamic bindings, or both? +2006-12-22.txt:19:03:21: Is the object system of Plof message passing? +2006-12-22.txt:19:05:00: bsmntbombdood: dplof is not only a simple interpreter, but a ridiculously terrible one :) +2006-12-24.txt:01:38:55: GregorR: In Plof, your "for" loop semantics are really different from C's. . . +2006-12-24.txt:02:40:45: Do it in Plof. +2006-12-24.txt:02:41:07: (Plof is in bad need of Esome) +2006-12-24.txt:05:34:53: Anybody want to help me improve Plof's arrays? +2006-12-24.txt:23:49:21: How about helping me improve Plof's array syntax. +2006-12-24.txt:23:50:37: s/plogs/Plof/ +2006-12-24.txt:23:55:12: GregorR: So, you have to declare them like any other variable in plof... +2006-12-26.txt:23:15:16: while(1, {println("I love Plof!");}); +2006-12-27.txt:01:52:16: GregorR: Like the changes in the current Plof build. +2006-12-27.txt:20:03:56: CakeProphet: Plof +2006-12-27.txt:20:07:40: "Plof" is a cool name :P +2006-12-30.txt:04:35:21: Plof's only stack is a stack of hashes (the scope) +2006-12-31.txt:01:07:10: * GregorR hands CakeProphet Plof. +2006-12-31.txt:01:07:29: http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2006-12-31.txt:01:09:09: Plof basically looks like... C. +2006-12-31.txt:01:09:19: CakeProphet: Plof isn't esoteric by nature :P +2006-12-31.txt:20:04:34: GregorR: Fix Plof +2006-12-31.txt:20:15:04: OK, new Plof tarball available. +2006-12-31.txt:20:38:19: Plof is pretty minimal (ha-HAH) +2007-02-12.txt:05:13:36: <_D6Gregor1RFeZi> Anybody want to help me redesign Plof? +2007-02-12.txt:05:16:34: weird, plof looks kinda like tomato +2007-02-12.txt:05:16:48: Plof kicks ass. +2007-02-12.txt:05:17:26: * pikhq contemplates a Plofish way to do that. . . +2007-02-12.txt:05:17:35: <_D6Gregor1RFeZi> I think I need some kind of nomenclature to differentiate them, but that would increase the confusion involved in writing Plof by quite a bit :( +2007-02-12.txt:05:19:16: that is quite weird how plof has its similarities to tomato +2007-02-12.txt:05:19:36: i admit plof was made first +2007-02-12.txt:05:29:22: <_D6Gregor1RFeZi> e.g. any language which uses functions like Plof does will need to have a complex return system. +2007-02-12.txt:22:31:07: (the last in the context of your plof question) +2007-02-12.txt:22:33:53: does plof have lexical scoping? +2007-03-15.txt:22:41:24: Plof has a lot of }); +2007-03-29.txt:00:39:03: * GregorR considers rererererecreating Plof. +2007-03-30.txt:00:00:18: Plof2 is coming along nicely :) +2007-03-30.txt:00:00:56: i read about plof +2007-03-30.txt:00:01:17: I made some fairly major changes to areas in Plof1 that bugged me. +2007-03-30.txt:00:08:36: So, Plof2 is basically a redesign of Plof, simply due to limitations of the basic concepts of Plof1 +2007-03-30.txt:09:00:48: plof again? +2007-03-30.txt:09:42:19: ":[", "];" plof :< +2007-03-30.txt:09:44:57: ^(I'm Plof and I frown :[ ) +2007-03-30.txt:09:45:21: !ul (I'm Plof and I frown :[ )^ +2007-03-30.txt:09:46:38: !ul (I'm Plof and I frown :[ )S +2007-03-30.txt:09:46:40: I'm Plof and I frown :[ +2007-03-30.txt:09:46:53: !ul (I'm Plof and I frown :[ )aS +2007-03-30.txt:09:46:56: (I'm Plof and I frown :[ ) +2007-03-30.txt:09:47:11: !ul (I'm Plof and I frown :[ ):aSS +2007-03-30.txt:09:47:14: (I'm Plof and I frown :[ )I'm Plof and I frown :[ +2007-04-01.txt:06:38:26: Pikhq: Care to give me an opinion on something I'm mulling over for Plof2? +2007-04-01.txt:06:46:26: Well, if is a function in the Plof standard namespace which is provided by the compiler ... I'm just trying to reduce the number of those. I suppose nobody really cares except me, so maybe I need to not do that ^^ +2007-04-01.txt:06:48:05: I *like* being able to see the interface in stdlib.plof. +2007-04-01.txt:06:49:33: bsmntbombdood: Well, there are two operators that it makes NO sense to overload with how Plof works: assignment and object combination. +2007-04-02.txt:04:02:49: [In Plof] +2007-04-02.txt:04:16:49: i understand plof is dynamically typed, so the functions would have to check argument types and backtrack to the next function on failure. +2007-04-02.txt:04:17:34: oerjan: Plof is dynamically typed with some static typing operators. There is such an operator in function signatures, which enforces that the function is called with the proper arguments. +2007-04-02.txt:08:14:02: So, it's like Plof X-D +2007-04-02.txt:19:58:17: Changes for Plof2: 1) Ability to call arrays of functions for overloading, 2) null operator for object combination, 3) Remove ternary comparison and re-add builtin if et cetera, 4) Change return rules: If a value returned from a thin function is actually used (e.g. on the right side of an assignment), it does not continue to fall through. This will allow if() and pals to be used in both the imperative sense and the functional sense. +2007-04-03.txt:06:14:06: To anybody interested, #plof +2007-04-03.txt:11:54:58: (in plof) +2007-04-03.txt:13:31:00: plof +2007-04-04.txt:03:12:39: [You don't have #plof on autojoin :( :P] +2007-04-05.txt:01:29:30: My head is melting over my attempts to make sensible reference semantics for Plof :( +2007-04-05.txt:01:43:30: bsmntbombdood: I can't overload "=" because of the very nature of Plof. +2007-04-05.txt:01:45:10: ihope: Join #plof +2007-04-05.txt:01:49:33: #plof! +2007-04-05.txt:02:18:41: Well, we've already got the child of Smalltalk and C++ going in #plof. . . ;) +2007-04-05.txt:05:23:54: er... wrong channel... but we're all pretty much over on #plof too +2007-04-05.txt:06:23:37: i think it's the same with plof +2007-04-05.txt:06:24:04: for some weird-ass reason, stuff from plof seems to have seeped into tomato which potato is based on +2007-04-06.txt:07:14:51: Now, everybody go talk about how whootsy http://www.codu.org/plof/ is :) +2007-04-06.txt:07:23:15: To Plof! +2007-04-06.txt:07:23:30: Plof? +2007-04-06.txt:07:23:35: http://www.codu.org/plof/ +2007-04-06.txt:07:24:52: PLOFF! +2007-04-06.txt:07:28:02: std.plof +2007-04-06.txt:07:28:36: That was from the leading edge of Plof1. +2007-04-08.txt:02:28:04: I've grown fond of Plof. . . +2007-04-08.txt:02:28:19: I'm waiting for Plof to mature :) +2007-04-08.txt:02:28:33: Is Plof compiled? +2007-04-11.txt:00:49:19: http://www.codu.org/plof/ :-P +2007-04-11.txt:01:40:18: i love the way you define classes in plof +2007-04-11.txt:01:41:50: when talking about plof +2007-04-11.txt:01:47:14: GregorR: I'm obviously used to Plof 1. ;) +2007-04-11.txt:01:47:29: Plof supports a , operator :P +2007-04-11.txt:01:49:45: I don't think a tuple is even a datatype in Plof. +2007-04-11.txt:03:33:23: * GregorR <3 Plof +2007-04-11.txt:03:33:31: Time to write Plofmacs :P +2007-04-11.txt:04:57:01: Plof2 8-D +2007-04-11.txt:04:57:57: Plof2 8=D +2007-04-25.txt:01:52:22: pikhq: Do you think I should remove the special scope-reassignment of functions with assignment in Plof? +2007-04-25.txt:02:31:49: var a = (x as function):{ var x2 = x; x2(); }; // as Plof is currently designed, this is useless, and worse, an equivalent can't be easily defined. +2007-04-25.txt:02:46:20: But, as a functional language, Plof is Ridiculously Impure (TM). +2007-04-25.txt:02:48:01: not sure if it would work well in plof +2007-04-25.txt:02:49:08: which is something that is done a lot in plof +2007-04-25.txt:02:49:21: Plof has no classes. +2007-04-25.txt:02:56:13: I'm not sure I understand... wouldn't x2 be called in the scope of the "module" (or whatever plof calls it) +2007-04-25.txt:03:02:34: It is hackish, but it's not as bad as what I had in Plof1 :P +2007-04-27.txt:21:58:28: pikhq: My improved Plof interpreter works now :) +2007-04-28.txt:00:50:03: My new DPlof interpreter can run PlofPlof properly! +2007-04-28.txt:00:51:54: PlofPlof? +2007-04-28.txt:00:54:14: pikhq_: My intention is to use DPlof just to get Plof (the one in Plof) working. Then I'll make Plof target C (as well as interpretation), and bingo, CPlof. +2007-04-28.txt:00:54:32: What does PlofPlof compile to now? +2007-04-28.txt:00:55:02: compiles to plof, obviously +2007-04-28.txt:00:55:19: I had to leave it for a while because DPlof couldn't run it X-P +2007-04-28.txt:00:55:20: I assume you wouldn't mind my help in PlofPlof? +2007-04-28.txt:00:56:12: DPlof is damn slow, but like I said, it's temporary. +2007-04-28.txt:01:04:55: ... this is building dplof? +2007-04-28.txt:01:07:53: You think I could get a binary tarball of Dplof? +2007-04-28.txt:01:08:01: GregorR> pikhq_: My intention is to use DPlof just to get Plof (the one in Plof) working. Then I'll make Plof target C (as well as interpretation), and bingo, CPlof. +2007-04-28.txt:01:08:58: Even Brainfuck can self-host. Why not Plof? +2007-04-28.txt:01:09:48: And I bet that Plof'd get more popularity if Dplof weren't a build requirement. +2007-04-28.txt:01:09:54: bsmntbombdood: The fact that that gives me Plof in C for free is just a side-effect. +2007-04-28.txt:01:09:58: so just write a plof->c compiler +2007-04-28.txt:01:10:10: It just happens to be in Plof. +2007-04-28.txt:01:10:11: without a dplof of plofplof +2007-04-28.txt:01:11:13: Dplof will be abandoned once Plof works. +2007-04-28.txt:01:11:30: pikhq_: http://www.codu.org/plof.tar.gz +2007-04-28.txt:01:11:38: pikhq_: http://www.codu.org/dplof.tar.gz +2007-04-28.txt:01:13:09: Disclaimer: dplof may have (and probably does have) obscure bugs :) +2007-04-28.txt:01:14:15: plof looks pretty boring +2007-04-28.txt:01:18:43: Moral of the story: Dplof and x86_64 don't mix. +2007-04-28.txt:01:19:02: CPlof should be easier to get to mix, though. +2007-04-28.txt:01:43:58: I'd *like* to see a better way for Plof to access C functions than the current method. . . I assume that's planned after Plof runs? +2007-04-28.txt:01:44:05: cPlof, even. +2007-04-28.txt:01:46:39: Seems that C++ could possibly behave better with Plof. +2007-04-28.txt:01:47:44: I *think* the best way to do it would probably involve a Plof<->C API, so the Plof interpreter or compiler could load libraries conforming to that API. +2007-04-28.txt:01:50:54: I think the name mangling is a non-issue. But otherwise, yeah, it would make sense if the C functions basically were Plof functions which happened to have native code. +2007-04-28.txt:01:51:39: It's an easy solution, which allows for consistency with Plof. +2007-04-28.txt:01:51:54: Doesn't work well for Dplof, methinks, though. +2007-04-28.txt:01:52:14: It'd work fine for DPlof - unions and structs in D are exactly equivalent to their C versions. +2007-04-28.txt:03:07:52: Plof's going to become self-hosting soon as Gregor and I bother. +2007-04-28.txt:03:09:50: No, bootstrapping it with DPlof. +2007-04-28.txt:04:28:54: Arrrgh, I thought dplof was broken in some horrible way - as it turns out, indexing a linearly linked list is not efficient :P +2007-04-28.txt:04:30:23: No, the problem is that dplof crashed when I was running PlofPlof. +2007-04-28.txt:04:30:33: zorkplik: Plof is not esoteric. +2007-04-28.txt:04:30:48: oh, plof. +2007-04-28.txt:04:31:13: Plof is a serious project of Gregor's. ;) +2007-04-28.txt:05:03:50: * GregorR wonders what other basic container types Plof needs.... +2007-04-28.txt:05:33:56: Current collections in the Plof core: AArray, Array, LazyCollection (every item is generated from a function), List, Range, Set. +2007-04-28.txt:05:43:53: Plof is anything but purely functional :) +2007-04-28.txt:05:47:21: Now that I actually have Plof at a very usable place, I don't know what to do next X-P +2007-04-28.txt:05:48:49: Yeah, but that's just it - the only program I need to write right now is PlofPlof, and I want to hold off on that until my head stops spinning. +2007-04-28.txt:10:07:51: oklopol: Depends ... do you have any interest in Plof? :P +2007-04-28.txt:23:32:39: Anybody want to write a Plof CGI module? :) +2007-04-30.txt:03:21:37: * GregorR has begun work on his Plof->C compiler :) +2007-04-30.txt:21:32:36: DPlof's parser doesn't use a lookahead +2007-05-01.txt:13:25:48: Plof. +2007-05-05.txt:00:57:06: GregorR: You mind me asking how CPlof goes? +2007-05-05.txt:02:51:27: Pikhq: It compiles Plof to C, but I haven't finished the runtime library. +2007-05-05.txt:02:51:36: Pikhq: A few simple things work (such as the Plof program '0') +2007-05-05.txt:02:53:34: GregorR: Think you could shove a copy of Cplof into my home dir or something? +2007-05-05.txt:02:57:45: It's the "plof" darcs repo. +2007-05-05.txt:02:57:53: The same code base will be both cplofc and plofplof. +2007-05-05.txt:03:00:10: * Pikhq wonders why PlofParameters params is commented out. . . +2007-05-05.txt:03:09:57: * Pikhq needs to see what the hell a PlofThing array would look like to be sure what would and wouldn't be useful. . . +2007-05-05.txt:03:12:06: GregorR: Is an array of PlofThings terminated by a PlofThing with PlofThing.type == TYPE_VOID? +2007-05-05.txt:03:14:05: Pikhq: By my CPlofC design, yuh. +2007-05-05.txt:03:33:52: GregorR: You know what'd be *really* nice? A *generic* PlofThing constructor. . . Taking in a PlofThing and returning a copy of said PlofThing. +2007-05-05.txt:03:34:24: It'd simplify what I'm *thinking* would be best for the PlofArray constructor. . . +2007-05-05.txt:04:27:10: Pikhq: Feel free to make the PlofThing duplicator. +2007-05-05.txt:04:27:24: Pikhq: What's wrong with the indentation style in plof.c? :( +2007-05-05.txt:04:38:54: Mmkay; got it returning plofStub(); +2007-05-05.txt:04:40:06: I've got plofNewPlofThingGeneric(PlofThing *pthng); written. . . +2007-05-05.txt:04:46:13: And I think I've got plofNewPlofThingArray(PlofArray *a); written. +2007-05-05.txt:04:49:14: * Pikhq will assume, at least for a moment, that you appreciate having someone else do something on Plof. :p +2007-05-05.txt:04:51:12: I've probably done the array constructor in a bit of an annoying fashion, but that's largely a side effect of having to copy each member of the PlofArray by hand. . . +2007-05-05.txt:04:55:03: On your box, ~pikhq/plof.c contains my changes. +2007-05-18.txt:03:13:00: Yeah. Why're you not working on Plof (I keed, I keed)? :p +2007-05-18.txt:03:16:58: * Pikhq should try and get PlofBrainfuck to work. . . +2007-05-18.txt:04:47:09: PlofBrainfuck, so I don't have to get my attempt to work. :p +2007-05-25.txt:21:23:30: Gregor, why the Plof errors on stdout instead of stderr? +2007-05-26.txt:01:56:12: hehe, i have lisp-like quotes, but for a different reason, plof-like lambda specifiers (: and .), but for a different reason :P +2007-05-26.txt:02:03:05: TO THE PLOF FOR YE! +2007-05-26.txt:02:05:30: i haven't yet gotten acquinted (<- fix my word) with plof +2007-05-26.txt:02:05:59: is there a graphics library for plof? :P +2007-05-26.txt:02:07:34: does plof have c-import? +2007-05-26.txt:02:10:52: Which, in a language is inefficient as Plof, is a nonissue :P +2007-05-28.txt:05:23:03: AND WHY ARE FUNCTIONS DEFINED BY ASSIGNING LAMBDAS TO VARIABLES IN PLOF AND K... THAT WAS ORIGINALLY MY IDEA, THEY STOLE IT +2007-05-28.txt:05:24:02: oklopol: Plof predates your language. +2007-05-28.txt:05:24:30: K predates plof by about 10 years +2007-05-28.txt:05:26:12: plus, i wouldn't count on plof predating my language +2007-05-31.txt:22:17:28: or D, or plof +2007-06-01.txt:02:50:06: GregorR-L: Obviously what you need is the very, very powerful "Plof reference counting" algorithm. +2007-06-07.txt:05:47:14: Gregor, I was just randomly running strings on cplofc. . . And I'm wondering: how the *hell* did "Hello, world!" get into there? +2007-06-07.txt:05:54:10: . . . Oh, shit. Dplof is written in D, and Gregor is a major D developer. . . +2007-06-07.txt:06:58:33: pikhq: And that's from some tests compiled into fileio.plof +2007-06-07.txt:07:37:53: Invent Plof 0.1 +2007-07-04.txt:21:17:57: I have to say, I prefer Io over Plof, GregorR. +2007-07-04.txt:21:41:27: Sukoshi: I kind of like the general *flavor* of Plof, though. +2007-07-08.txt:02:34:15: Brilliant, but why isn't it in Plof? +2007-07-14.txt:05:13:58: Plof == :) +2007-07-15.txt:23:20:10: Call it Plof. +2007-07-15.txt:23:25:15: I'd say Plof is, well, functional programming for a C coder. +[too many lines; stopping] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.2434 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.2434 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +#!/bin/sh +cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric +if [ "$1" ]; then + grep -P -i -- "$1" ????-??-??.txt | shuf -n 1 +else + file=$(shuf -en 1 ????-??-??.txt) + echo "$file:$(shuf -n 1 $file)" +fi + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.24524 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.24524 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,695 @@ +1) I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... More practice is in order. +4) that's where I got it rocket launch facility gift shop +5) GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) His body should be given to science. He's alive :P Even so. +7) what, you mean that wasn't your real name? Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) TODO: sex life +9) Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? not yet trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) 11 holes for me :D +12) GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) Meh ._. +19) oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) so, he.. uh basically probed me with a weasel. +30) after all, what are DVD players for? +31) pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. ehird: consider low-gravity porn fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +32) I am not on the moon. +33) Or the brutal rape of the English language! That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +34) augur: pretty true. +35) i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +36) is there a problem with it being carbonized :D yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +37) anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true should put that on my todo list +38) I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +39) kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? +40) i'm my dad's unborn sister +41) `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny How hard is that +42) [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +43) actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +44) Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +45) With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +46) I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +47) It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +48) Reality isn't a part of physics +49) oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +50) Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +51) If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... I'd call it jabbear. +52) GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +53) no Deewiant No?! I've been living a lie yep. Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +54) ??? Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? Or are there monster dildos and cocks? Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +55) Maternal instincts? Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +56) I think hamsters cannot be inert. +57) What is there to talk about besides gay slang? +58) I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +59) yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +60) Porn. There, see? +61) So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +62) both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +63) What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +64) hmm, this is hard +65) actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +66) if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +67) oohhh ha heh and what are your other characteristics? oh, many, madbrain but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +68) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### Meh * FireFly dies +69) Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +70) im the worst person in the world +71) i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +72) ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +73) Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +74) SF.net porn :/ Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +75) I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> +76) i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +77) I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +78) Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +79) Invalid! Kill! Kill! I get that feeling too. +80) It's not incest if you're third cousins! +81) What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +82) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +83) Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +84) if you watch jaws backwards it's a movie about a giant shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach +85) I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +86) hmm... does anyone know a nonsense game designed for the mentally handicapped involving yelling +87) I'd imagine that it already has, and no one noticed +88) Where's the link to the log? THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +89) My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +90) hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows 'cuz it's pretty awesome. +91) [Warrigal] `addquote hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +92) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +93) Ah, vulva. What is that, anyway? +94) Discrimination fields ACTIVATE. +95) I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +96) bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +97) Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +98) So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +99) For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +100) A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +101) and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain it's all falling into place +102) Clearly we should be like Mumbai and get of vehicle dors. Get of vehicle dors? I think Aftran had a French phrase there. Les vehicles d'or +103) so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +104) let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +105) oklopol geez what are you doing here ...i don't know :< i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +106) think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +107) Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +108) I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +109) it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +110) I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +111) (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +112) Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +113) theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +114) I want a patent on common sense It wouldn't get me much though >_> +115) I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +116) fungot!*@* added to ignore list. AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +117) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +118) sekuoir: that's just gay sex I am learning though! +119) Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +120) okay I see it now, quines do exist +121) Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +122) if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect ^ I learned that trick from atheists +123) use "grep --crazy" +124) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] what? she said square ped :| +125) insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +126) alise: why internet is like wtf +127) I am an inherently pornographic being. +128) Hooray! I'm an idiot. +129) you move on the tape and shit +130) like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English alise: that's great filler ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +131) And... WTF is it doing. :( Is it sexing? +132) ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots ill do it later +133) pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +134) alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +135) AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +136) AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +137) [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +138) alise, marble marbelus +139) cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +140) we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +141) alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +142) what's the data of? [...] Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation I have no problems with you being interested in online games but the necrophilia is disturbing +143) Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +144) Because you're a Mac user. I am! and proud of it to My mouse has *no* buttons. +145) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +146) but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +147) oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? it's not clear from the RFCs +148) reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +149) how does a "DNA computer" work. von neumann machines? CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +150) CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +151) ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +152) ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +153) Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +154) cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +155) alise: I suck at coding related. +156) incest is best +157) Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +158) Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +159) (in #irp) Flonk, ask on #esoteric? Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +160) So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. Involving open wounds. I'm going to take a shower +161) GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +162) OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +163) INTERNET YAY Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +164) cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +165) i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +166) pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +167) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +168) Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +169) I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +170) pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +171) it was too difficult +172) You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +173) you should be eating corpses more +174) Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +175) alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +176) Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +177) Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +178) colon is where your ass comes from right +179) < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +180) "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." alise: I I was going to say something then your last line floored me +181) Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? alise: TLAAW +182) It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +183) alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +184) Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +185) it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +186) the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +187) (I've just been playing with myself.) +188) pikhq, Okinawan? Wtf is that +189) It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! WRONG 8 WEEKS +190) Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +191) dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0 ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? Vorpal, you don't want to know. Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer Vorpal: "horrible" +193) i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +194) I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +195) i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +196) comex: what? *vorpal comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +197) Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +198) elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +199) ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +200) catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +201) elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +202) syntax is the least important part of a programming language other than Python +203) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +204) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +205) there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +206) I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +207) fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! everything looks like an error anyway +208) HOT SEXY SEX BITS +209) How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +210) elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. Two! +211) DAMN YOU, I'm leaving olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +212) Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +213) well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy and i own a piano and i'm not wearing socks +214) fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +215) [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +216) it seems that CUIL is dead +217) Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +218) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +219) Vorpal loves the sodomy. elliott, sure why not +220) [...] ALWAYS OPEN TO TRYING NEW THINGS. +221) So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] It's a trivial C program :P +222) "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +223) That is the mark of Gregor right there. tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that It's still the mark of Gregor. +224) For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +225) OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +226) (had real world issues) (to deal with) Vorpal's pregnant. yes +227) elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? what Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +228) ONLY GOOD QUOTES PLEASE! AND NO FAKE ONES EITHER! +229) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot pikhq: I'm underage! +230) zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. It's broken? +231) Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +232) quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror typing is kind of difficult +233) My quotes are boring +234) oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +235) your premise to falsify "false" is false +236) I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +237) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +238) The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +239) I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +240) Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +241) elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +242) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave +243) Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +244) I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +245) ... come to think of it, +246) Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +247) And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +248) clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness or ability to run at all ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +249) LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +250) 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. HAHA [...] this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +251) as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +252) vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +253) GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +254) Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +255) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +256) i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice umm, sufficiently small +257) yay CDE +258) in retrospect that wasn't even necessary, as communal readings of the Funge-98 spec do just a good job of getting rid of trolls +259) oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +260) hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +261) ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +262) are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +263) [on Walter Bright] I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +264) Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +265) mtve, now he's an expert idler. mtve: kitty kitty kitty +266) ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing I think that would be illegal. oh you are right damn :/ +267) I need a new desktop background j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) uhrghoaudp +268) * quintopia sits on gregor +269) [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +270) Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +271) elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +272) who's walter bright and why is he so bright locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc locks: guilty +273) We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +274) This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +275) ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +276) gah, why does lose keep winning? +277) (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +278) who is guido van rossum you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +279) actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +280) Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! and a monad! nothing can stop me now! +281) !bfjoust test (-)*10000 Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 yay +282) !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 probably will suck Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 what +283) `addquote I'm a bit 'tarded. (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +284) HELLWORLD! It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. There is more agony. +285) The context is Gracenotes releasing an illegal copy of a film about monster cock dildos. +286) My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +287) so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +288) oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think oerjan: What - the - fuck +289) [on egojoust] The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +290) OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +291) !bfjoust sm3 < Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +292) $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +293) !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +294) I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +295) file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +296) If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +297) lol @ closed character set standard "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +298) [on DNA Maze] it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +299) back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +300) Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +301) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +302) Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +303) gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +304) anyway, no CSS editing for me right now, I fear I'd get sucked into a holy war [...] I also fear it might end up breaking one of the Graue Regulations which are rules that you get into serious trouble for breaking, that nobody knows what they are until someone breaks them +305) 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +306) zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +307) just because i'm homosexual doesn't mean i have sex with men. ...i'm also a paedophile [...] see if i'm a gay paedophile i don't have sex with men i have sex with BOYS +308) actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +309) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +310) Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +311) okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +312) Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +313) However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +314) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +315) shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +316) elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +317) My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +318) There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +319) what does coffee do to biological neural networks what tiger blood does for charlie sheen +320) Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +321) elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +322) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +323) addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +324) Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +325) oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +326) quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* i mean with you +327) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +328) Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +329) I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +330) wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +331) it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +332) ais523: quick, say something funny something funny hagrea:D can'tä sopt laughitn +333) elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +334) elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +335) ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +336) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something +337) Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +338) BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +339) Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +340) [After a long monologue] i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +341) That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +342) elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +343) i'm really sleep +344) elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +345) elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +346) I use LiGNUXFCE+apps That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +347) I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +348) and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +349) elliott, it was an artful robbery! wait, murder +350) I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +351) haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +352) Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +353) that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +354) A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. See? I'm intellectual. +355) I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +356) DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +357) Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +358) anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +359) i actually do like sucking +360) [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +361) i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +362) o.O There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. It's called "not being a mammal" :P +363) the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +364) esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +365) destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +366) ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +367) I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +368) http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg worlds biggest thumb +369) oerjan: why so potable ...... DRINK ME +370) what telnets are there [...] where are a list of telnets? +371) (im not a lawyer) (im just making stuff up +372) Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +373) boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +374) here's a good multiplication algorithm 1010101 x 110 well I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +375) 3 = 7/2 +376) [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +377) when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +378) right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +379) i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +380) Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +381) Write-only IRC: best idea Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +382) AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +383) Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +384) [on Sgeo's karaoke] Sgeo: awesome sounds like a japan anime sound track +385) [on Sgeo's karaoke] That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +386) Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +387) Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +388) oerjan you're swedish, right? +389) my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +390) Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +391) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one +392) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one thankfully only two +393) yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +394) I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse I invented Metaplace sex >.> +395) sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here I think so +396) I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything Yes. And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +397) Vorpal: it's actually called Happy Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +398) i hope that isn't child pornography whew equally cute tho, have to admit +399) Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +400) scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +401) I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +402) Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +403) two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +404) `addquote two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +405) [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +406) Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +407) Oracle's awesome +408) How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! I have the weirdest boner right now. +409) CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +410) oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +411) And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +412) [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +413) You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +414) The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +415) hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +416) Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +417) Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +418) yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +419) Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +420) but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +421) are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +422) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] I need to learn more Haskell... ..I need to get op privs. +423) I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +424) Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser monqy, how hard could it be? +425) I hope type inference isn't difficult +426) You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +427) anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours and masturbate as well +428) The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +429) so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +430) [on spiking] drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +431) what would you ever need petrol for newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +432) [on petrol] oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +433) " elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +434) if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +435) It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +436) HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER Oh noooooooooooooooooose! Gregor: lol nose geddit +437) you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +438) I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +439) I used to be more irritated by alcohol Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +440) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +441) You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +442) elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" eventually all US bills will just be solid green +443) meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary so far, it has found four digits I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +444) The wickedest man of all. Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. you talking about me again? Yes. k +445) "system is fairly sane imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum would you object to that being trademarked I mean phrase trade" oops +446) Something about faiing a asanity check sanity faliling failing +447) Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +448) as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +449) i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +450) oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page thanks elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +451) decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +452) Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are Damn right! +453) " Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +454) im going to resurrect rutian with vitamin pills and book sales +455) adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +456) as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw quintopia: I am at Canada. +457) elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +458) I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +459) The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +460) Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +461) oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +462) Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +463) [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +464) pikhq, living in the future sucks. The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +465) oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +466) such a famous bisexual Yeah, like Marlon Brando. And Caligula. And... Keeley Hawes? I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +467) elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +468) it was a wonderful dream i died in it that's how it started +469) the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +470) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets #toilet is useless is #toilet even a thing I'm looking for help with toilets +471) Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that Or, at least, my toilet looks different +472) mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +473) drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +474) #%%:]__t�# do you see that that is great progress taking place +475) well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +476) elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +477) elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +478) Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +479) Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +480) No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +481) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires The bacon is worth it +482) ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +483) you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them that doesn't work. we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +484) The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +485) Cut to February War were declared A galaxy in turmoil Anyway, Febuary '10 +486) I can't afford one of those! A grandchild, not a laser printer +487) doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +488) MY CONTINUITY MY FANFICTION RUINED +489) to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +490) god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +491) (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +492) I have a WRT120N Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +493) There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] You've just gave me a different result [...] It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +494) Taneb: See, it's Obama's fault the guy's apartment is now worth less than their mortgage and something something something that translates to not being able to look for a proper fix. Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +495) That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +496) interestingly enough, go is a second player win chess is also first player win tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +497) Fuck clay its only purpose is ecoration +498) Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +499) I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +500) The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +501) Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +502) God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +503) Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +504) So... God has jizzed on everything? have you even READ the bible? +505) Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +506) This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +507) rest in peace lambdabot???? monqy: it'll probably be back later nap in peace +508) ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +509) 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +510) Non sequitur is my forte On-topic discussion is my piano Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte Full fat milk is my pianissimo On which note, I'm hungry +511) in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +512) _ | |__ _ _ ___ | '_ \| | | |/ _ \ | |_) | |_| | __/ |_.__/ \__, |\___| +513) If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +514) monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +515) itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +516) It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +517) Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +518) Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +519) its UNEBARBEL +520) australia kicks ass we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +521) My memory passed rest in peace sgeos memory +522) cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +523) tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +524) [2008] i'm testing Haiku and it appears that it is a major shit 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +525) Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +526) aibohphobia The fear of palindromes +527) Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +528) elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +529) it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +530) Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +531) beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +532) I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +533) So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +534) i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +535) Well, I'm now experimenting with clients It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +536) I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +537) fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +538) Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +539) elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +540) Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +541) "Okay, got i-" "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. SCROLL FOR ME, CHILD." +542) Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. SHIT JUST GOT REAL +543) OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. It's been fun knowing him. +544) Taneb's been hit by melancholy. He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +545) Oh god. I've become a metallurgy hipster. +546) You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +547) Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana Judaism has them beat, of course I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +548) it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +549) I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +550) what i mean by afk is i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +551) anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +552) oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +553) sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +554) Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +555) the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +556) What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +557) it's the pain of the gaps argument no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain it's never close enough +558) Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +559) toasters tend to get hot every time they're used +560) What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +561) well, you have bested me itidus20: Yes. +562) now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +563) What is miff-muffered moof? that's a tough question +564) software patents strike again that's got to be at least three times, now are they out yet? +565) like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with but that would be NP hard I think +566) combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +567) IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +568) I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +569) I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +570) On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +571) A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +572) (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +573) that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +574) I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +575) Maybe if you try diplomacy. Pointy steel diplomacy +576) i started running and smoking i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +577) I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +578) elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +579) this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +580) I think it's fizzie against everyone atm AND EVERYONE IS WINNING EXCEPT FIZZIE +581) lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +582) That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +583) mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +584) im sampling ultra hip holiday hes the boogie woogie santa clause switching to oktoberfest yes i would love to shop to this +585) im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +586) i am out of all the fame loops and the australien soap opera loops so much loop / s omcuh +587) The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +588) elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +589) ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +590) elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +591) They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +592) game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +593) Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +594) we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +595) I keep asking random people for "friendship " and it's crippling +596) I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +597) Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +598) Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby I will boil your veins. Which is less bad? Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +599) I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +600) FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +601) Electrons are so fragile X-D +602) Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +603) Intake flooded with magma. Reactor connected. Pumps active. YES IT'S WORKING +604) "Do a sea monster while whatever." +605) But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +606) The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +607) I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +608) Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +609) monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] @messages quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +610) theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +611) elliott, it is typical of you Vorpal: so are most things I say +612) well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +613) elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +614) now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = elliott_: let's not start that again." +615) You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +616) OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +617) help me i am so alone :( new computer good enough to simulate real parents +618) elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +619) indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +620) elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +621) Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +622) this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +623) THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +624) It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +625) oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +626) dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! I need.....an adult ;_; +627) We have no leather. Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +628) according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +629) Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +630) When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +631) one time I tried cpp programming ​ it was hellish ​ maybe I should try again +632) CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +633) king is something women are better at than men +634) Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +635) Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +636) [from 2009] That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +637) in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +638) what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +639) I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +640) Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +641) elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +642) You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? Monads are like that, only worse. +643) Mayor says we need to make aluminum items Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +644) Dear god stop staring at me. no never monqy is always staring at everyone. it takes many eyes to do this but I manage He is an inspiration to us all. +645) Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +646) One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +647) Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +648) Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +649) Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... elliott: fuck you. There. Perfect. Carry on. +650) lol :( +651) But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +652) jesus, yes.. he was human and that is fantastic more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +653) I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +654) yes 5 is very infixr +655) if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +656) it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +657) The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +658) OMG What if we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +659) It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. Also lesbian. +660) i agree with elliott +661) did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +662) isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +663) fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +664) It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +665) sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +666) elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +667) Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +668) Vorpal: "still it's a flower in the sense that it's more experienced the nanny" +669) my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +670) I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +671) The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +672) I think stealing is more appropriate +673) i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +674) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +675) but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +676) so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +677) Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +678) [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +679) An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +680) [in the context of Open University] "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +681) l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +682) never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +683) Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +684) When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +685) Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? You stole it from us first! +686) bad people have feelings too but they're bad so it's okay +687) It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +688) Real Tar is GNU tar. You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +689) But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +690) that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +691) fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +692) (Of Minecraft:) So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +693) oh god oh god what if I become attracted to birds +694) "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +695) 678) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love 187) Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.24538 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.24538 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,300 @@ +2003-01-18.txt:01:01:40: http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-18.txt:01:03:05: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-19.txt:15:50:59: -!- hcf changed the topic of #esoteric to: esoteric programming and programming languages, logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-21.txt:13:49:11: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: esoteric cheese and programming languages, logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-23.txt:15:23:12: http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esoteric_programming_language +2003-01-25.txt:20:50:57: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: The official Aardappel worship channel, logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-25.txt:21:23:56: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: The official World worships Aardappel worships andreou channel, logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-25.txt:21:27:06: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Worship-related discordia, logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ . He who worshipeth me geteth chicks and money. +2003-01-26.txt:15:57:50: -!- aard|out has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-01-27.txt:03:17:05: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-01-27.txt:22:08:14: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to POPE, the Paratheo-anametamystikhood Of Programming Esoteric || logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-27.txt:23:43:24: I don't think I can come up with a better representation offhand...here's what I'm working with: http://www.hevanet.com/cristofd/brainfuck/daniel.png +2003-01-27.txt:23:48:27: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to POPE, the Paratheo-anametamystikhood Of hmProgramming Esoteric || logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-27.txt:23:48:37: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to POPE, the Paratheo-anametamystikhood Of Programming Esoteric || logs at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-01-29.txt:00:36:11: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-01-30.txt:06:07:07: much worse then an httpd in MOO +2003-01-30.txt:06:11:20: But when telnet in and type "http/1.1 get / + +", this:do_login_command() doesn't seem to get called +2003-02-01.txt:01:59:17: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-02-02.txt:21:17:04: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-02-06.txt:19:48:30: noticed http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric, but not much has seemed to have happened +2003-02-06.txt:23:13:57: -!- aard_ has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-02-10.txt:02:08:21: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-02-13.txt:22:58:20: -!- calamari changed the topic of #esoteric to: possible ESOFunk VM instruction set http://www.azstarnet.com/~jeffryj/esofunk4.asm Suggestions please +2003-02-15.txt:23:36:00: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-02-18.txt:00:46:10: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-02-22.txt:15:47:56: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-02-25.txt:00:02:34: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-02-26.txt:01:00:07: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-03-01.txt:18:35:00: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-03-03.txt:02:46:19: -!- aard_ has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-03-10.txt:03:16:38: http://esoteric.sange.fi , possibly :) +2003-03-11.txt:00:14:36: Check today's log for this channel at http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/03.03.10 +2003-03-11.txt:00:39:17: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-03-12.txt:20:50:05: -!- calamari changed the topic of #esoteric to: not vaporware: BFBasic compiler at http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/bfbasic.zip +2003-03-13.txt:00:13:24: -!- aard|zzz has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-03-14.txt:18:42:58: -!- calamari changed the topic of #esoteric to: BFBasic compiler 0.70: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/bfbasic.zip +2003-03-21.txt:00:09:45: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-03-28.txt:20:55:14: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-03-30.txt:15:19:49: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-03-31.txt:01:00:02: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-03-31.txt:23:28:20: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-04-03.txt:21:30:16: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-04-06.txt:20:10:25: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: BFBasic compiler 0.70: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/bfbasic.zip || http://www.chilliwilli.co.uk/ff/ <--- How many more senseless Brainf*ck variations must we endure? Didn't we learn anything from 'Ook'? +2003-04-09.txt:05:32:33: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: BFBasic compiler 0.70: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/bfbasic.zip || http://www.chilliwilli.co.uk/ff/ <--- How many more senseless Brainf*ck variations must we endure? Didn't we learn anything from 'Ook'? Or from E??! Or from BEST!?!?!? +2003-04-12.txt:15:52:49: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-04-17.txt:23:18:51: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-04-21.txt:01:10:03: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-04-28.txt:02:24:23: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-06-18.txt:08:32:01: -!- lament has quit ("http://www.cyberspace.org/~lament"). +2003-06-19.txt:22:01:46: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-06-22.txt:23:23:43: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-06-24.txt:23:17:02: -!- Aardappel has quit ("http://wouter.fov120.com/"). +2003-07-10.txt:06:18:06: http://lament.hypermart.net/HELLO.z5 +2003-07-11.txt:03:26:49: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://cyberspace.org/~lament/abuse.html +2003-07-16.txt:15:57:29: from what i read from http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/03.04.19 it's not that easy ! +2003-07-16.txt:17:29:55: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/03.01.21 +2003-07-16.txt:17:34:10: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/03.05.20 +2003-07-16.txt:17:35:00: http://esoteric.sange.fi/brainfuck/bf-source/prog/triangle.bf +2003-07-18.txt:03:04:18: [01:59:39] -ChanServ- [#esoteric] Welcome to the esoteric programming channel! Logs of previous discussion are avialable at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-07-18.txt:03:08:04: [01:59:39] -ChanServ- [#esoteric] Welcome to the esoteric programming channel! Logs of previous discussion are avialable at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2003-07-18.txt:03:08:20: http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_800824.html +2003-07-18.txt:03:39:03: lament: read the top of http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/ +2003-07-18.txt:03:41:13: http://tunes.org/~coreyr/ +2003-07-25.txt:08:43:08: http://www.wikipedia.org/upload/0/0e/Marahuana_warning.png +2003-07-26.txt:03:27:23: of course, http://www.sysadminday.com +2003-07-26.txt:03:45:25: http://sysadminday.safeweb.be/Photos1/pMark_Sewage_P6060002.JPG +2003-07-26.txt:03:47:01: http://sysadminday.safeweb.be/Photos1/pMaxim_Fire_Rack.jpg +2003-07-26.txt:04:37:16: http://research.microsoft.com/~daniel/uhh-download.html +2003-07-28.txt:01:56:31: heh: http://molasar.blackmagic.com/french/ +2003-07-30.txt:00:03:16: http://pragmaticprogrammer.com/ +2003-07-30.txt:00:18:49: http://www.pragmaticprogrammer.com/cgi-local/pragprog?NamingTheProgram <--- Heh... +2003-07-30.txt:22:12:02: http://www.frap.net/kenn/scmnote/ <--- Look at this, lament :) +2003-07-31.txt:00:26:36: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.stephensykes.com/choon/choon.html +2003-07-31.txt:00:43:53: http://www.neilvandyke.org/quack/screenshot.png +2003-08-01.txt:00:54:27: http://www.yuasa.kuis.kyoto-u.ac.jp/ylab/yamakaku/Dms96/dms96.html +2003-08-05.txt:20:54:41: http://cyberspace.org/~lament/thue.html +2003-08-05.txt:20:55:02: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://cyberspace.org/~lament/thue.html - Instructions on the bottom of the can +2003-08-05.txt:23:50:40: leading to highly useful logs like http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/03.08.02 +2003-08-07.txt:21:46:56: http://jan.ucc.nau.edu/~tas3/fugueanatomy.html +2003-08-11.txt:19:25:47: -!- sterling.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://cyberspace.org/~lament/thue.html - Instructions on the bottom of the can +2003-08-12.txt:19:17:16: http://www.hh.se/stud/d99tibr/chatboard.jpg <--- First I'll try to get one of these working with my GP32, though :) +2003-08-17.txt:21:24:38: http://www.jsbach.net/images/warp.html +2003-08-17.txt:21:29:57: wow: http://www.jsbach.net/images/Jordan6StringViolin.html +2003-08-17.txt:21:42:39: http://www.violadagamba.nl/pix/kampic.gif +2003-08-17.txt:21:54:10: http://www.barberatransducers.com/hybrid_violin.jpg +2003-08-17.txt:21:55:08: ah, here's 6. http://www.barberatransducers.com/standard_violin.jpg +2003-10-20.txt:07:26:40: unhealthy paranoia for the masses, via weird media: http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0311/feature1/index.html +2003-10-21.txt:00:54:29: andreou: http://esoteric.sange.fi/brainfuck/impl/interp/calculator/casiobf.txt +2003-10-22.txt:03:40:16: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Please don't forget to add your new language at http://dmoz.org/Computers/Programming/Languages/Obfuscated/ (or any other related category) +2003-10-27.txt:00:57:05: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.icehouse.net/nungester/HP16C_e{1,2}.jpg -- and don't forget to celebrate maladay. +2003-11-06.txt:03:23:17: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.icehouse.net/nungester/HP16C_e{1,2}.jpg || http://www.kisa.ca/oou.html - not a programming language, but certainly an esoteric one +2003-11-21.txt:01:42:06: Taaus: http://www.unpronounceable.com/gould/ +2003-12-02.txt:07:02:00: ok.. java source up at http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/languages/textgen.java +2003-12-29.txt:22:30:03: http://mathworld.wolfram.com/UniversalTuringMachine.html +2003-12-29.txt:22:36:38: http://foldoc.doc.ic.ac.uk/foldoc/foldoc.cgi?query=machine&action=Search +2004-01-26.txt:23:58:04: http://www.thecipher.com/WholetoneRevKb-66p.gif +2004-01-26.txt:23:58:12: http://www.chromatic-keyboard.com/ +2004-01-27.txt:00:04:09: http://monxmood.free.fr/images/jnkeysma.gif +2004-01-27.txt:00:04:29: http://monxmood.free.fr/images/jnkkeys.jpg <-- Better. +2004-02-08.txt:21:18:45: http://wiw.org/~ams/projects/itch.html http://sed.sourceforge.net/local/scripts/turing.sed http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?TuringComplete http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?LittleLanguage http://www2.lns.mit.edu/~dsw/turing/turing.html http://www.nmia.com/~soki/turing/ http://www.unidex.com/turing/ http://www.cus.org.uk/~flagg/tacpprm/graffle/ +2004-02-08.txt:21:39:06: thanks to http://www.archive.org/ +2004-02-08.txt:21:54:59: http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/projects/funge98-2003.0326/ +2004-02-08.txt:22:02:25: how about http://www.openhardware.net it's open as in free +2004-02-10.txt:23:42:28: (http://kotisivu.mtv3.fi/quux/jsbef/index.html if someone's interested) +2004-02-10.txt:23:44:34: http://uk.php.net/history +2004-02-10.txt:23:47:31: http://lament.hypermart.net/thue.html +2004-02-11.txt:00:12:24: http://www.toreun.org/esolang.txt +2004-02-11.txt:21:14:08: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the esoteric programming channel! Logs of previous discussion are available at http://www.tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ +2004-02-11.txt:22:57:34: well, for all those interested, http://www.toreun.org/eso.zip is the interpreter for my lang, and http://www.toreun.org/brainfuck is the directory with the source that proves its turing-completeness +2004-02-12.txt:00:51:06: http://www.toreun.org/eso.zip that's the interpreter and http://www.toreun.org/brainfuck +2004-02-12.txt:01:26:30: says the http://www.sgi.com/fun/freeware/3d_navigator.html +2004-02-12.txt:01:29:16: http://minnow.cc.gatech.edu/squeak/uploads/683/squeak34-1600x1200.1.png +2004-02-12.txt:01:32:18: http://www.phaidros.com/DIGITALIS/images/sqk00050.gif +2004-02-12.txt:01:32:41: http://minnow.cc.gatech.edu/squeak/2469 +2004-02-13.txt:00:53:26: why not ditch C and use http://www.toreun.org/eso.zip! *g* +2004-02-13.txt:00:55:22: the specs are http://www.toreun.org/esolang.txt +2004-02-13.txt:00:55:54: and a sample (rather large) program is at http://www.toreun.org/brainfuck (it's the brainfuck interpreter for it) +2004-02-13.txt:01:05:25: http://www.ptf.com/ptf/products/UNIX/current/0401.0.html quest it seems is taken too +2004-02-17.txt:09:20:24: http://yin.espnow.net/~deltab/tmp/javascript_disable_fixed.zip +2004-02-21.txt:02:46:09: http://esoteric.sange.fi/archive/ perhaps? +2004-02-21.txt:03:01:12: http://mirge.net/~lament/summer.txt +2004-02-26.txt:20:10:23: POST is a HTTP method. +2004-03-11.txt:00:56:09: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.geocities.com/sacredmonkey00/ijupuna/index.html +2004-03-11.txt:00:56:41: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.geocities.com/sacredmonkey00/ijupuna/index.html (anybody wanna write an interpreter?) +2004-03-20.txt:11:02:37: our latest topic before those discordia-freaks went and changed it to yet another holiday was 08:01:19 -!- Topic for #esoteric: http://www.geocities.com/sacredmonkey00/ijupuna/index.html (anybody wanna write an interpreter?) +2004-04-01.txt:01:20:09: -!- Taaus changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2002/8/30/175531/763 <--- Obfuscated J-ish interpreter... Or is it? :) +2004-04-02.txt:23:40:21: http://www.geocities.com/tokipona/text/survive.html +2004-04-04.txt:21:34:57: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J_programming_language +2004-04-16.txt:08:25:12: Ah. Mailing list. https://ischtar.koeln.ccc.de/mailman/listinfo/friends-of-brainfuck +2004-04-16.txt:08:26:23: The commented version is at http://www.hevanet.com/cristofd/brainfuck/collatz.b +2004-04-20.txt:22:40:45: http://mirge.net/~lament/piano1.jpg +2004-04-20.txt:22:40:47: http://mirge.net/~lament/piano2.jpg +2004-04-21.txt:15:21:45: http://oplb.sf.net +2004-04-27.txt:23:50:14: http://infosecuritymag.techtarget.com/2003/jun/cooltools.shtml +2004-04-28.txt:02:45:56: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit. Edwinb is the mushroom guy. Strange attraction to strange attractors: http://www.doxpara.com/pics/index.php?album=phentropy/ . +2004-04-28.txt:03:01:22: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit. Edwinb is the mushroom guy. Strange attraction to strange attractors: http://www.doxpara.com/pics/index.php?album=phentropy/ . Compilers to the right, hallucinogenics to the left. +2004-04-29.txt:03:34:02: http://www.toreun.org/esolang.txt +2004-04-29.txt:07:28:58: hey, that's cool, today we highscored! http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?S=D +2004-04-29.txt:07:31:30: new entrymsg (changed over to cmeme): Welcome to the esoteric programming channel! Logs of previous discussions are available at http://meme.b9.com/clog/esoteric/?M=D +2004-04-29.txt:20:03:20: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit, talk to edwinb to get some free mushroom samples. -- http://www.doxpara.com/pics/index.php?album=phentropy/ -- http://www.electricsheep.org/ +2004-04-29.txt:20:04:05: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: Welcome to the Pit, talk to edwinb to get some free mushroom samples. -- http://electricsheep.org/ +2004-04-30.txt:08:22:50: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominant_seventh +2004-04-30.txt:08:27:38: wow, this is really weird: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shepard_tone +2004-04-30.txt:08:30:42: This is a nice bit of music: "Glass Onion" at http://www-math.cudenver.edu/~jstarret/listenmp3.html +2004-04-30.txt:08:34:58: http://www.noah.org/science/audio_paradox/endless.mp3 +2004-05-01.txt:01:32:02: http://meme.b9.com/clog/esoteric/04.04.30 +2004-05-01.txt:01:32:07: http://meme.b9.com/clog/esoteric/04.05.01 +2004-05-01.txt:02:17:05: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ please provide feedback. the wiki will be ready Really Soon Now. +2004-05-01.txt:08:03:20: http://www.geocities.com/noktakanto/cgimg.html +2004-05-01.txt:08:36:07: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ please provide feedback. the wiki will be ready Really Soon Now. -- language of the week: http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/ook.html write something in/for ook. +2004-05-03.txt:21:12:55: I modified the http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ design to not use tables +2004-05-03.txt:21:12:59: http://www.toreun.org/esoteric +2004-05-04.txt:01:03:29: should I screw over the IE users and make a cool bottom bar like I have on my homepage, http://www.toreun.org? +2004-05-04.txt:01:28:12: http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/celt/ffcc/ +2004-05-04.txt:02:55:23: how's http://www.toreun.org/esoteric/index2.php? +2004-05-04.txt:03:55:33: lament and heatsink, what do you think of my modifications to andreou's design? (http://www.toreun.org/esoteric) +2004-05-05.txt:22:01:35: -!- Toreun has quit ("Download Gaim: http://gaim.sourceforge.net/"). +2004-05-06.txt:01:20:10: check out the new design I made: http://www.toreun.org/esoteric +2004-05-06.txt:01:27:24: http://www.toreun.org/esoteric/style1.png +2004-05-07.txt:05:36:40: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ please provide feedback. the wiki will be ready Really Soon Now. -- language of the week: http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/ook.html write something in/for ook. || http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm +2004-05-11.txt:20:20:03: -!- Toreu1 has quit ("Download Gaim: http://gaim.sourceforge.net/"). +2004-05-15.txt:08:25:51: btw, brainfuck is currently perlgolfed at http://kernelpanic.pl/perlgolf-view.mx?id=34 +2004-05-17.txt:18:43:35: hmm, why i havn's seen this before? http://pathlang.sourceforge.net/ +2004-05-17.txt:18:59:20: http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/projects/wierd/ +2004-05-18.txt:21:27:05: http://catseye.mine.nu:8080 +2004-05-18.txt:22:13:04: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ (we need feedback). http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm +2004-05-18.txt:22:13:49: have you taken a look at my other styles for the webpage? http://www.toreun.org/esoteric +2004-05-18.txt:22:17:06: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ (we need feedback). http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm || Catseye isn't dead! +2004-05-18.txt:22:18:37: http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ +2004-05-18.txt:22:18:58: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ (we need feedback). http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm || Catseye isn't dead! http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ +2004-05-24.txt:00:30:43: nothing much. playing with this Blog Stock market thing (http://www.blogshares.com/) +2004-05-24.txt:15:00:15: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ -- http://fasd.ethz.ch/qsf/ +2004-05-27.txt:15:05:32: at http://quux.befunge.org/qsort.html if you want. +2004-05-27.txt:15:23:56: http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/projects/befunge93/doc/befunge93.html +2004-05-27.txt:15:31:44: ff's in http://befunge.org/ff/, the rest I'm a bit too ashamed to mention. +2004-05-27.txt:15:42:09: you want to fix it? go see http://gehennom.org/~fizban/tmp/ff2.c +2004-05-27.txt:15:50:31: this is probably one of those urls that keep circling around irc, but it was very convincing: http://www.j-walk.com/other/wifispray/ +2004-05-27.txt:16:22:02: http://www.hawaga.org.uk/text/oisc1.html +2004-05-27.txt:20:07:01: for example, see what happens in the beginning of http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/04.05.25 +2004-05-27.txt:20:09:17: another example is http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/04.04.29 +2004-05-27.txt:20:50:05: http://esoteric.sange.fi/archive/ should have the list archives. +2004-05-27.txt:22:25:56: you can check out http://www.powertip.com.tw/product/PC%20SERIES/PC%201602F.PDF if you really want to know. +2004-05-27.txt:22:29:38: like, uh, the stuff in http://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/~ih/doc/par/ +2004-05-27.txt:23:06:54: wow, http://www.norvig.com/palindrome.html +2004-05-27.txt:23:40:29: http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=9aqupt%24hd4%241%40bob.news.rcn.net has the original post. +2004-05-28.txt:03:20:37: -!- Toreun has quit ("Download Gaim: http://gaim.sourceforge.net/"). +2004-05-28.txt:20:32:18: for a nice example of the language used in the Standard, see http://gehennom.org/~fizban/tmp/restrict.html +2004-05-28.txt:20:37:31: yeah, http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/compilers/bfbasic/bfbasic.html +2004-05-28.txt:22:09:28: http://www.nada.kth.se/~matslina/awib/ +2004-05-28.txt:22:16:01: it doesn't do anything _too_ clever, though, and I haven't looked at the actual interpreter itself. is at http://home.planet.nl/~faase009/Ha_bf_online.html anyway. +2004-05-30.txt:19:40:13: yeah, take a look at http://www.csszengarden.com/ +2004-05-30.txt:20:56:39: actually it's in http://koti.mbnet.fi/megam/unssia_vasyttaa.AVI +2004-05-30.txt:21:17:32: if you don't have anything else to do, you could check out http://sc2.sourceforge.net/ +2004-05-31.txt:21:41:19: google found me http://dodongosmoke.ytmnd.com/ +2004-05-31.txt:23:13:16: Toreun: http://foldoc.doc.ic.ac.uk/foldoc/foldoc.cgi?query=combinator&action=Search +2004-06-04.txt:16:21:58: but, well, as you can see in http://gehennom.org/mrtg/vr0.php I don't really use this much. +2004-06-04.txt:16:41:54: oh wow! how this: http://esoteric.sange.fi/brainfuck/bf-source/prog/PI16.BF can be even possible? *confused* +2004-06-04.txt:16:49:11: this http://www.ioccc.org/1988/westley.c one +2004-06-04.txt:18:43:56: hmmm, how or can i contribute some bf files to that 'http://esoteric.sange.fi/' archive, sometime (or is it possible)? +2004-06-07.txt:22:08:26: see http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20000316 +2004-06-09.txt:22:58:59: 215723Z #esp http://www.ecs.soton.ac.uk/~sdh300/stuffage/bf.net/ +2004-06-10.txt:22:34:47: http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=5060 I think. +2004-06-12.txt:03:04:10: http://dev.tokigun.net/funge/rule30.bf +2004-06-12.txt:12:26:29: why on this log http://meme.b9.com/clog/esoteric/04.06.11 +2004-06-15.txt:09:45:32: http://puzzlet.org/puzzlet/Funge~Interpreter +2004-06-16.txt:22:43:04: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ -- http://fasd.ethz.ch/qsf/ || http://www.randelshofer.ch/fhw/gri/holzi.html +2004-06-17.txt:19:52:09: I'm looking at http://esoteric.sange.fi/essie2/ +2004-06-24.txt:07:54:04: -!- WildHalcyon has quit ("leafChat IRC client: http://www.leafdigital.com/Software/leafChat/"). +2004-06-25.txt:08:31:08: -!- WildHalcyon has quit ("leafChat IRC client: http://www.leafdigital.com/Software/leafChat/"). +2004-06-25.txt:17:00:43: * calamari_ suggests: Welcome to the esoteric programming channel! Logs of previous discussions are available at http://tunes.org/~coreyr/date.php?chan=esoteric +2004-06-28.txt:03:50:46: http://p-nand-q.com/humor/programming_languages/java2k.html +2004-06-28.txt:04:05:44: here's the instruction list: http://www.toreun.org/quast/esolang.txt +2004-06-28.txt:04:11:25: http://www.toreun.org/quast +2004-06-28.txt:16:57:31: sure :) http://www.kidsquid.com/compilers/bfasm/bfasm.html +2004-06-28.txt:19:03:39: neat, B looks a lot closer to what I'll be doing: http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/dmr/btut.html +2004-06-29.txt:18:06:08: http://www.cs.uiowa.edu/~jones/arch/risc/ +2004-06-29.txt:18:10:06: http://www.cs.uiowa.edu/~jones/arch/risc/ +2004-06-29.txt:18:26:25: this link is broken: http://www.cs.eku.edu/~styer/oisc.html +2004-06-29.txt:20:30:55: lament: http://web.archive.org/web/20030425001315/http://www.cs.eku.edu/~styer/oisc.html +2004-06-29.txt:22:21:24: -!- rapidly_constant has quit ("{Linux|Pakistan} Rocks! - http://www.linuxpakistan.net/chat/"). +2004-06-30.txt:22:28:54: -!- Toreun has quit ("Download Gaim: http://gaim.sourceforge.net/"). +2004-07-02.txt:05:44:21: http://gardiensdudonon.free.fr/t/Nom_F-Ton.htm +2004-07-02.txt:06:18:39: http://jerz.setonhill.edu/if/canon/eliza.htm +2004-07-02.txt:06:23:53: http://www.cs.nott.ac.uk/~gxk/courses/g5aiai/002history/eliza.htm +2004-07-02.txt:06:43:49: not at all - I've been thinking about using lambda functions like false (http://wouter.fov120.com/false/) except creating a sort of function-writing syntax for making two-dimensional functions +2004-07-07.txt:15:18:37: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ -- http://fasd.ethz.ch/qsf/ || http://www.randelshofer.ch/fhw/gri/holzi.html +2004-07-08.txt:17:05:40: http://www.sics.se/~adam/phpstack/ +2004-07-12.txt:21:22:26: This isn't entirely related, but it's a nifty way of parsing infix: http://article.gmane.org/gmane.comp.lang.lightweight/285 +2004-07-17.txt:22:45:26: once again google helped me! http://www.geriatric-resources.com/assets/images/Koosh.JPG +2004-07-18.txt:03:38:39: http://www.terranova.net/content/images/mp3police.jpg +2004-07-19.txt:01:56:51: http://gallery.origami.free.fr/Auteurs/Japan/kawasaki/photos/bouquet/bouquet2max.jpg +2004-07-26.txt:21:51:52: http://fury.com/images/weblog/google_circa_1960.jpg +2004-07-26.txt:21:58:10: http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=10525 +2004-07-27.txt:22:54:34: Check out http://blognomic.blogspot.com +2004-07-28.txt:06:45:35: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html +2004-07-28.txt:23:34:11: -!- Toreun has quit ("Download Gaim: http://gaim.sourceforge.net/"). +2004-08-09.txt:19:51:21: okay.. http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/images/misc/bfcomp.jpg +2004-08-12.txt:15:13:08: -!- Toreun has quit ("Download Gaim: http://gaim.sourceforge.net/"). +2004-08-15.txt:23:58:38: -!- sixforty has quit ("leafChat IRC client: http://www.leafdigital.com/Software/leafChat/"). +2004-08-20.txt:22:38:51: hmmm... interesting toy in the logs: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/images/misc/bfcomp.jpg +2004-08-20.txt:22:39:06: http://peili.hut.fi/tfy0201/cat.gif +2004-08-25.txt:23:33:38: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html +2004-08-26.txt:17:44:46: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html -- http://s48.org/ (Scheme48 v1.1) +2004-08-31.txt:03:08:13: http://www.radioshack.ca/estore/Product.aspx?language=en-CA&catalog=RadioShack&category=Educational+Toys&product=2808002&MSCSProfile=D2A27242FE5C7054CA02D1C573F248CF12B815197E3828D7521380E11DC45F89B3F57FA45C46A57C4D9B15888F9A369E0666C0438B9B833E59811BE5CBC04235444B2332FC5ED878FF9ABF1C8DCC95E74D1C189D60BF2F46E2221AA1B3E0AE67BAB0566985FC99F52768B5B435578DB0BAB231E0F452E586BFD3567D2B75C32BDFCC16D93074984A +2004-09-13.txt:11:31:55: oh. ok. :/ here's my brainfuck-interpreter anyway: http://koti.mbnet.fi/~villes/php/bf.php (nested loops still not implemented). +2004-09-13.txt:12:07:42: fizzie: http://iki.fi/lindi/binterp/binterp-0.001/BENCHMARKS now includes mooz's bef too +2004-09-13.txt:13:11:20: btw, I've created quite a few esoteric programming language articles in Wikipedia during the past month. you guys can see, too, if you can create or improve any of these articles: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_esoteric_programming_languages :) +2004-09-14.txt:21:47:56: I bet the teacher didn't know how good the "programming is like making recipes" comparison was: http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/chef.html ;) +2004-09-23.txt:20:05:08: ZeroOne: http://prdownloads.sourceforge.net/maxima/maxima-5.9.0.exe?download +2004-09-23.txt:22:06:25: If you can read Danish, you can take a look yourself. They're online at http://math.ku.dk/noter/ The course is called 2KF. +2004-09-30.txt:18:16:29: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Votes_for_deletion#Esoteric_programming_language_related +2004-09-30.txt:19:06:30: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Votes_for_deletion/Esoteric_programming_language_related#Esoteric_programming_language_related I posted a great comment to the end of the page. yay! +2004-10-02.txt:23:58:57: MCBC: http://web.archive.org/web/20040221222300/http://www.mines.edu/students/b/bolmstea/mtfi/ +2004-10-03.txt:17:04:21: http://web.archive.org/web/20040221222300/http://www.mines.edu/students/b/bolmstea/mtfi/mtfi-1.21.tar.gz works fine for me +2004-10-03.txt:17:05:09: but that's just the interpreter, http://web.archive.org/web/20040221222300/http://www.mines.edu/students/b/bolmstea/mtfi/mcbc10.zip would be the compiler (apparently for MS-DOS) +2004-10-05.txt:22:24:09: fizzie: how about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_esoteric_programming_languages +2004-10-05.txt:22:26:27: http://catseye.mine.nu:8080/ +2004-10-13.txt:12:11:17: i'm trying to figure out how to print the notes at http://www.hut.fi/~jnyman/ +2004-10-24.txt:01:23:59: -!- irc.freenode.net changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html -- http://s48.org/ (Scheme48 v1.1) +2004-10-29.txt:14:52:06: fizzie: ff seems output zero for all inputs with http://iki.fi/lindi/factorial.bf . i get correct results with mooz's bef, any idea what's wrong? +2004-10-31.txt:19:11:55: see http://java.sun.com/j2se/1.4.2/docs/guide/lang/assert.html#compatibility +2004-11-02.txt:07:30:19: it does, http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/04.11.01 +2004-11-02.txt:07:34:06: http://meme.b9.com/clog/esoteric/04.11.02 +2004-11-03.txt:04:39:01: Looks like some of those voting softwares were written in bf: http://www.nbc4.tv/elex2004natl/index.html +2004-11-24.txt:22:39:11: someone needs to submit a path example to http://99-bottles-of-beer.net/p.html +2004-12-04.txt:20:10:42: http://www.eleves.ens.fr:8080/home/madore/weblog/2004-12.html#d.2004-12-03.0813 +2004-12-06.txt:22:27:01: hey, I implemented nested loops to my online PHP-Brainfuck Interpreter: http://koti.mbnet.fi/villes/php/bf.php +2004-12-09.txt:19:13:45: but beesod's guess, 100, was probably quite ok. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_esoteric_programming_languages lists ~160 languages +2004-12-10.txt:18:03:42: http://info1.info.tampere.fi/~lhetuhe/brainfunk/b/digitalr.b +2004-12-10.txt:20:32:50: http://cf.geocities.com/ilanpi/pi-exists.html +2004-12-11.txt:22:25:44: -!- ZeroOne changed the topic of #esoteric to: OK, here is a new topic: http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/foot.htm +2004-12-18.txt:01:15:02: (http://www.sha-bang.de/content/13_eso/Argh-Spec.txt) +2004-12-23.txt:08:51:19: http://www.cliff.biffle.org/esoterica/4dl.html +2004-12-23.txt:09:01:31: funny... http://regedit.risp.pl/nosense +2004-12-23.txt:09:38:29: I have an old ESO example on my webpage here: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/programs/eso/eso-0.01.zip +2004-12-24.txt:06:57:28: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://www.thesard.org/~foo/supercoder.jpg +2004-12-25.txt:13:09:55: You might want to see http://quux.befunge.org/befunge.html +2004-12-26.txt:14:16:12: http://www.clifford.at/bfcpu/bfcpu.html +2004-12-26.txt:14:16:25: and another: http://martin.egy.nu/index.php?page=bfcomp +2004-12-26.txt:14:17:18: yet another: http://robos.org/bfcomp/index.html +2004-12-26.txt:21:19:05: nooga: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unlambda +2004-12-26.txt:22:16:37: hmm, I found a new esoteric programming language: Nietzsche: http://www.autistici.org/bakunin/ +2004-12-26.txt:22:22:27: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/compilers/numberix/numberix.html +2004-12-27.txt:16:03:52: http://puzzlet.org/puzzlet/~Funge/PuzzletChung/SquareRoot +2004-12-27.txt:16:15:32: http://sapzil.info/tmp/fungemd5.bf +2004-12-27.txt:18:44:12: Keymaker: try this: http://www.webspawner.com/scripts/entry.pl?e=google&k=%22free+homepage%22 +2004-12-27.txt:18:48:15: i'd get this: http://www.int2000.net/?act=webhotelli&palvelu=simple&lang=fi +2004-12-27.txt:19:02:16: just for the fun of it, I just reserved the address http://brainfuck.tk/ :) +2004-12-27.txt:19:09:57: ZeroOne: http://www.iki.fi/iki/statistics.html is rather interesting btw, it's not exponential +2004-12-28.txt:04:13:20: http://pandora.sapzil.info/dev/obfuscation/file/md5calc.bf +2004-12-28.txt:19:16:40: http://puzzlet.org/puzzlet/Funge~PuzzletChung/Brainfuck +2004-12-29.txt:02:37:48: http://pandora.sapzil.info/dev/obfuscation/md5calc.php +2004-12-30.txt:08:31:16: okay.. bos 1.00 is on my website: http://lilly.csoft.net/~jeffryj/programs/bf/bf.html +2005-01-03.txt:22:41:45: Keymaker: http://f2g.net/ looks like a promising free web host. 15 MB space, no ads, short subdomain address, SSI, email, FTP, statistics. :o +2005-01-15.txt:23:12:56: hey, i found that some 'mtfi'; http://www.mypenguin.de/prg/progs.php?lang=en :) +2005-02-11.txt:21:07:08: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gehennom - mostly comes from nethack to me. +2005-02-18.txt:15:40:04: why does it need to be written in C btw? GCC seems to be able to compile the java version, here's static binary: http://iki.fi/lindi/Kipple.gz +2005-02-18.txt:20:50:31: kipple: one minor bug though, if i resize the window the "sample programs" list will be placed behind the text: http://iki.fi/lindi/kipple-applet-bug.png diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.24786 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.24786 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +2011-10-05.txt:19:38:28: "A personal appeal from Wikipedia programmer Brandon Harris." +2011-11-28.txt:12:57:11: I am Wikipedia programmer Brandon Harris. AMA (self.IAmA) +2011-11-28.txt:12:59:35: ais523: I have trouble conceiving of Wikipedia programmer Brandon Harris as a real person, he's just that guy in the donation boxes +2011-11-28.txt:13:01:33: elliott: Brandon Harris, antagonist to the man. +2011-11-28.txt:13:02:04: for twelve years you have been asking, "who is brandon harris?" +2011-11-28.txt:13:02:09: this is brandon harris speaking. +2011-11-28.txt:13:06:29: `log brandon harris +2011-11-28.txt:13:07:03: 2011-11-28.txt:13:02:04: for twelve years you have been asking, "who is brandon harris?" +2011-11-28.txt:13:07:17: `pastelog brandon harris diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.25005 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.25005 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +#!/bin/sh +topic=$(echo "$1" | tr A-Z a-z) +[ -e "wisdom/$topic" ] || { echo "$1? ¯\(°_o)/¯"; exit 1; } +cat "wisdom/$topic" + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.25038 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.25038 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +2008-09-26.txt:22:10:52: dsfhkudsklfabhjkafkdjsdafhksjlfehkuwlhiuafwhioadfshiuafhiufwfwqdwjdhjdjhbhjbxakhjsadkjqwrjkhqwkhjqwehjkqewjkhhjkqerwhjkl qwehrjkeqwjkrkehjajahkrwhjkewr +2008-10-03.txt:16:38:41: aaaaaaaaaaaaafssfggjtykuyiliuio;;;opp;p;pp;p;p;;p;p;ikkhbnfcccdregrjukuyllikjujugtfrdeddfrghhhjjhugyfgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgdgddgdgdgdgdgdgddddd +2009-05-03.txt:23:35:22: jjjjhhjljhlj +2009-05-26.txt:18:03:31: Apache=147.188.254.232.327301199300722205; KHcl0EuY7AKSMgfvHl7J5E7hPtK=K1qt0zJ42nOKrHXQ512V7BuFW5fs_zXxwdkA8IlYo00HhjwGiO42drcE6jsj5EHtVawXwNuuhXfQnm49; cookie_check=yes; jNS36F3v1LVZP8Qp0a2pJWhXNKy=mpG_l1Xk9WVVMJwKZVHh_9nI392FXiTNMVIAFRlmKad9qdQtn72dqh9D_3Ksf_3nREVnPjQCIKyE4epIJ6zrmi4ZEsW; LANG=en_US%3bUS; navlns=0; cwrClyrK4LoCV1fydGbAxiNL6iG=DctYoOYqVUNLQKpmwSnWT6mVvE5ZBi3RJ8UuNQw5FdKNngFlzJV1MaUVDLge9BcQPU-SGvT- +2010-07-11.txt:19:11:45: Aurghhhjgoijdfogidfjgoifdg +2010-11-28.txt:20:06:14: ais523: It's a rather embarrassing mistake, but understandable for a program of 1970 vintage: http://sprunge.us/hhjR (this is a unified diff) +2010-11-28.txt:20:08:49: ais523: see http://sprunge.us/hhjR for the fix to the bug this caused in pcc +2011-11-26.txt:11:29:03: -!- hhj has joined #esoteric. +2011-11-26.txt:11:29:26: Hi +2011-11-26.txt:11:30:13: FireFly: hi +2011-11-26.txt:11:30:18: Hey diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.25157 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.25157 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,702 @@ +1) I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... More practice is in order. +4) that's where I got it rocket launch facility gift shop +5) GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) His body should be given to science. He's alive :P Even so. +7) what, you mean that wasn't your real name? Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) TODO: sex life +9) Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? not yet trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) wouldn't that be considered pedophilia? No. They all go by stage names. +12) 11 holes for me :D +13) :d <(I can lick my nose!) +14) GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +15) "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +16) First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, you know the rest. +17) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +18) Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +19) ehird has gone insane, clearly. +20) Meh ._. +21) oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +22) there is plenty of room to have two heads +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +24) In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +25) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +26) so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +27) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +28) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +29) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +30) ehird: There is no h in "honour" +31) so, he.. uh basically probed me with a weasel. +32) after all, what are DVD players for? +33) pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. ehird: consider low-gravity porn fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +34) I am not on the moon. +35) Or the brutal rape of the English language! That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +36) augur: pretty true. +37) i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +38) is there a problem with it being carbonized :D yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +39) anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true should put that on my todo list +40) I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +41) kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? +42) i'm my dad's unborn sister +43) `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny How hard is that +44) [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +45) actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +46) Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +47) With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +48) The thing is just to exist +49) I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +50) It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +51) Reality isn't a part of physics +52) oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +53) Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +54) If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... I'd call it jabbear. +55) GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +56) no Deewiant No?! I've been living a lie yep. Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +57) ??? Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? Or are there monster dildos and cocks? Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +58) Maternal instincts? Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +59) I think hamsters cannot be inert. +60) What is there to talk about besides gay slang? +61) I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +62) yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +63) Porn. There, see? +64) So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +65) both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +66) What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +67) hmm, this is hard +68) actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +69) if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +70) oohhh ha heh and what are your other characteristics? oh, many, madbrain but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +71) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### Meh * FireFly dies +72) Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +73) im the worst person in the world +74) i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +75) ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +76) Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +77) SF.net porn :/ Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +78) I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> +79) i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +80) I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +81) Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +82) Invalid! Kill! Kill! I get that feeling too. +83) It's not incest if you're third cousins! +84) What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +85) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +86) Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +87) if you watch jaws backwards it's a movie about a giant shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach +88) I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +89) hmm... does anyone know a nonsense game designed for the mentally handicapped involving yelling +90) I'd imagine that it already has, and no one noticed +91) Actually, he still looks like he'd rather eat her than have sex with her. +92) Where's the link to the log? THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +93) My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +94) hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows 'cuz it's pretty awesome. +95) [Warrigal] `addquote hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +96) I cannot eat meat that isn't flat. +97) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +98) Ah, vulva. What is that, anyway? +99) Discrimination fields ACTIVATE. +100) I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +101) bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +102) Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +103) So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +104) For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +105) A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +106) and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain it's all falling into place +107) Clearly we should be like Mumbai and get of vehicle dors. Get of vehicle dors? I think Aftran had a French phrase there. Les vehicles d'or +108) so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +109) let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +110) oklopol geez what are you doing here ...i don't know :< i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +111) think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +112) Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +113) I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +114) it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +115) I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +116) (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +117) Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +118) theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +119) I want a patent on common sense It wouldn't get me much though >_> +120) I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +121) fungot!*@* added to ignore list. AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +122) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +123) sekuoir: that's just gay sex I am learning though! +124) Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +125) okay I see it now, quines do exist +126) Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +127) if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect ^ I learned that trick from atheists +128) use "grep --crazy" +129) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] what? she said square ped :| +130) insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +131) alise: why internet is like wtf +132) I am an inherently pornographic being. +133) Hooray! I'm an idiot. +134) you move on the tape and shit +135) like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English alise: that's great filler ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +136) And... WTF is it doing. :( Is it sexing? +137) ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots ill do it later +138) pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +139) alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +140) AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +141) AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +142) [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +143) alise, marble marbelus +144) cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +145) I have a feeling iPods still beat me. +146) we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +147) alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +148) what's the data of? [...] Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation I have no problems with you being interested in online games but the necrophilia is disturbing +149) Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +150) Because you're a Mac user. I am! and proud of it to My mouse has *no* buttons. +151) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +152) but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +153) oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? it's not clear from the RFCs +154) reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +155) how does a "DNA computer" work. von neumann machines? CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +156) CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +157) ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +158) ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +159) Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +160) anmaster gonna give him a birthday bj? IF ONLY I COULD FIND MY PHONE +161) cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +162) alise: I suck at coding related. +163) you don't have an urethra, you're a girl. +164) incest is best +165) Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +166) Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +167) (in #irp) Flonk, ask on #esoteric? Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +168) So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. Involving open wounds. I'm going to take a shower +169) GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +170) OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +171) INTERNET YAY Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +172) cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +173) i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +174) pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +175) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +176) Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +177) I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +178) pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +179) it was too difficult +180) You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +181) you should be eating corpses more +182) Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +183) alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +184) Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +185) Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +186) colon is where your ass comes from right +187) < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +188) "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." alise: I I was going to say something then your last line floored me +189) Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? alise: TLAAW +190) It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +191) alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +192) Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +193) it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +194) Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +195) the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +196) (I've just been playing with myself.) +197) pikhq, Okinawan? Wtf is that +198) It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! WRONG 8 WEEKS +199) Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +200) dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0 ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? Vorpal, you don't want to know. Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer Vorpal: "horrible" +202) i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +203) I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +204) i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +205) comex: what? *vorpal comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +206) Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +207) elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +208) ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +209) catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +210) elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +211) syntax is the least important part of a programming language other than Python +212) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +213) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +214) there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +215) I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +216) fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! everything looks like an error anyway +217) HOT SEXY SEX BITS +218) How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +219) elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. Two! +220) DAMN YOU, I'm leaving olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +221) Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +222) well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy and i own a piano and i'm not wearing socks +223) fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +224) [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +225) it seems that CUIL is dead +226) Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +227) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +228) Vorpal loves the sodomy. elliott, sure why not +229) [...] ALWAYS OPEN TO TRYING NEW THINGS. +230) So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] It's a trivial C program :P +231) "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +232) That is the mark of Gregor right there. tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that It's still the mark of Gregor. +233) For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +234) OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +235) (had real world issues) (to deal with) Vorpal's pregnant. yes +236) elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? what Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +237) i didn't like jquery, until i decided to use it because it made development faster. now i can't go back to women... +238) ONLY GOOD QUOTES PLEASE! AND NO FAKE ONES EITHER! +239) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot pikhq: I'm underage! +240) zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. It's broken? +241) Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +242) quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror typing is kind of difficult +243) My quotes are boring +244) oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +245) your premise to falsify "false" is false +246) oklofok: I don't watch House, no. oklofok: I prefer knowing how medicine actually works. +247) I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +248) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +249) The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +250) I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +251) Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +252) elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +253) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave +254) nobody link to goatse elliott, that is an awesome MC idea. +255) Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +256) I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +257) ... come to think of it, +258) Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +259) And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +260) clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness or ability to run at all ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +261) LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +262) 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. HAHA [...] this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +263) as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +264) vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +265) GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +266) Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +267) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +268) i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice umm, sufficiently small +269) Vorpal: I'M NOT CLEVER OKAY +270) yay CDE +271) in retrospect that wasn't even necessary, as communal readings of the Funge-98 spec do just a good job of getting rid of trolls +272) oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +273) hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +274) ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +275) are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +276) [on Walter Bright] I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +277) Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +278) mtve, now he's an expert idler. mtve: kitty kitty kitty +279) ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing I think that would be illegal. oh you are right damn :/ +280) I need a new desktop background j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) uhrghoaudp +281) * quintopia sits on gregor +282) [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +283) Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +284) elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +285) who's walter bright and why is he so bright locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc locks: guilty +286) We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +287) This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +288) ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +289) gah, why does lose keep winning? +290) (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +291) who is guido van rossum you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +292) actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +293) Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! and a monad! nothing can stop me now! +294) !bfjoust test (-)*10000 Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 yay +295) !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 probably will suck Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 what +296) `addquote I'm a bit 'tarded. (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +297) HELLWORLD! It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. There is more agony. +298) The context is Gracenotes releasing an illegal copy of a film about monster cock dildos. +299) My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +300) so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +301) oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think oerjan: What - the - fuck +302) [on egojoust] The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +303) OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +304) !bfjoust sm3 < Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +305) $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +306) !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +307) I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +308) file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +309) Some people is atheist and some agnostic, and some more religious people. Even some scientists are religious, which is OK, but you still have to remember, assuming God exists is not how you are supposed to do science! +310) If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +311) lol @ closed character set standard "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +312) [on DNA Maze] it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +313) back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +314) Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +315) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +316) Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +317) gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +318) anyway, no CSS editing for me right now, I fear I'd get sucked into a holy war [...] I also fear it might end up breaking one of the Graue Regulations which are rules that you get into serious trouble for breaking, that nobody knows what they are until someone breaks them +319) 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +320) zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +321) just because i'm homosexual doesn't mean i have sex with men. ...i'm also a paedophile [...] see if i'm a gay paedophile i don't have sex with men i have sex with BOYS +322) actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +323) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +324) Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +325) okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +326) Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +327) However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +328) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +329) shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +330) elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +331) My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +332) There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +333) what does coffee do to biological neural networks what tiger blood does for charlie sheen +334) Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +335) elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +336) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +337) addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +338) Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +339) oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +340) quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* i mean with you +341) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +342) Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +343) I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +344) wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +345) it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +346) ais523: quick, say something funny something funny hagrea:D can'tä sopt laughitn +347) elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +348) elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +349) ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +350) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something +351) Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +352) BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +353) Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +354) [After a long monologue] i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +355) That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +356) elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +357) i'm really sleep +358) elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +359) elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +360) I use LiGNUXFCE+apps That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +361) I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +362) and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +363) elliott, it was an artful robbery! wait, murder +364) I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +365) haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +366) Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +367) that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +368) A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. See? I'm intellectual. +369) I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +370) DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +371) Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +372) anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +373) i actually do like sucking +374) [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +375) i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +376) o.O There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. It's called "not being a mammal" :P +377) the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +378) esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +379) destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +380) ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +381) I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +382) http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg worlds biggest thumb +383) oerjan: why so potable ...... DRINK ME +384) what telnets are there [...] where are a list of telnets? +385) (im not a lawyer) (im just making stuff up +386) Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +387) boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +388) here's a good multiplication algorithm 1010101 x 110 well I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +389) 3 = 7/2 +390) [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +391) when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +392) right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +393) i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +394) Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +395) Write-only IRC: best idea Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +396) AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +397) Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +398) [on Sgeo's karaoke] Sgeo: awesome sounds like a japan anime sound track +399) [on Sgeo's karaoke] That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +400) Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +401) Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +402) oerjan you're swedish, right? +403) my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +404) Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +405) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one +406) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one thankfully only two +407) yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +408) I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse I invented Metaplace sex >.> +409) sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here I think so +410) I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything Yes. And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +411) Vorpal: it's actually called Happy Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +412) i hope that isn't child pornography whew equally cute tho, have to admit +413) Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +414) scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +415) I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +416) Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +417) two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +418) `addquote two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +419) [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +420) Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +421) Oracle's awesome +422) How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! I have the weirdest boner right now. +423) CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +424) oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +425) And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +426) [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +427) You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +428) The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +429) hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +430) https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/pam/+bug/790538 APT GUY STRIKES AGAIN APT GUUUUUUUY NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA APT GUUUUUUUUUUUUUY +431) Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +432) Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +433) yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +434) Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +435) but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +436) are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +437) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] I need to learn more Haskell... ..I need to get op privs. +438) I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +439) Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser monqy, how hard could it be? +440) I hope type inference isn't difficult +441) You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +442) half the time the time travel model is one where a consistent universe essentially seems impossible if it supports any nontrivial agent-like behavior (because certainly one agent will want to destroy it using a retarded paradox), the other half seems to actually assume an implicit extra time axis and moving in time is still moving forward on this axis, you are just given a copy of past contents of the world. +443) anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours and masturbate as well +444) The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +445) so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +446) [on spiking] drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +447) what would you ever need petrol for newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +448) [on petrol] oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +449) " elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +450) if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +451) It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +452) HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER Oh noooooooooooooooooose! Gregor: lol nose geddit +453) you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +454) I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +455) I used to be more irritated by alcohol Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +456) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +457) You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +458) elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" eventually all US bills will just be solid green +459) meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary so far, it has found four digits I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +460) The wickedest man of all. Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. you talking about me again? Yes. k +461) "system is fairly sane imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum would you object to that being trademarked I mean phrase trade" oops +462) Something about faiing a asanity check sanity faliling failing +463) Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +464) as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +465) i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +466) oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page thanks elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +467) decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +468) Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are Damn right! +469) " Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +470) im going to resurrect rutian with vitamin pills and book sales +471) adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +472) as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw quintopia: I am at Canada. +473) elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +474) I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +475) The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +476) Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +477) oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +478) Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +479) [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +480) pikhq, living in the future sucks. The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +481) oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +482) btw i saw my first prostitute about a week ago +483) such a famous bisexual Yeah, like Marlon Brando. And Caligula. And... Keeley Hawes? I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +484) elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +485) it was a wonderful dream i died in it that's how it started +486) the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +487) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets #toilet is useless is #toilet even a thing I'm looking for help with toilets +488) Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that Or, at least, my toilet looks different +489) mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +490) drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +491) #%%:]__t�# do you see that that is great progress taking place +492) well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +493) elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +494) elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +495) Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +496) Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +497) No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +498) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires The bacon is worth it +499) ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +500) you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them that doesn't work. we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +501) The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +502) Cut to February War were declared A galaxy in turmoil Anyway, Febuary '10 +503) I can't afford one of those! A grandchild, not a laser printer +504) doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +505) MY CONTINUITY MY FANFICTION RUINED +506) to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +507) god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +508) (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +509) I have a WRT120N Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +510) There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] You've just gave me a different result [...] It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +511) Taneb: See, it's Obama's fault the guy's apartment is now worth less than their mortgage and something something something that translates to not being able to look for a proper fix. Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +512) That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +513) interestingly enough, go is a second player win chess is also first player win tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +514) Fuck clay its only purpose is ecoration +515) Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +516) I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +517) The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +518) Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +519) God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +520) Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +521) So... God has jizzed on everything? have you even READ the bible? +522) Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +523) This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +524) rest in peace lambdabot???? monqy: it'll probably be back later nap in peace +525) ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +526) 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +527) Non sequitur is my forte On-topic discussion is my piano Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte Full fat milk is my pianissimo On which note, I'm hungry +528) in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +529) _ | |__ _ _ ___ | '_ \| | | |/ _ \ | |_) | |_| | __/ |_.__/ \__, |\___| +530) If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +531) monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +532) itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +533) It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +534) Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +535) Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +536) its UNEBARBEL +537) australia kicks ass we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +538) My memory passed rest in peace sgeos memory +539) cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +540) tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +541) [2008] i'm testing Haiku and it appears that it is a major shit 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +542) Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +543) aibohphobia The fear of palindromes +544) Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +545) elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +546) it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +547) Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +548) beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +549) I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +550) So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +551) i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +552) Well, I'm now experimenting with clients It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +553) I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +554) fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +555) Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +556) elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +557) Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +558) "Okay, got i-" "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. SCROLL FOR ME, CHILD." +559) Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. SHIT JUST GOT REAL +560) OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. It's been fun knowing him. +561) Taneb's been hit by melancholy. He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +562) Oh god. I've become a metallurgy hipster. +563) You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +564) Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana Judaism has them beat, of course I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +565) it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +566) I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +567) what i mean by afk is i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +568) anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +569) oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +570) sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +571) Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +572) the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +573) What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +574) it's the pain of the gaps argument no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain it's never close enough +575) Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +576) toasters tend to get hot every time they're used +577) What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +578) well, you have bested me itidus20: Yes. +579) now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +580) What is miff-muffered moof? that's a tough question +581) software patents strike again that's got to be at least three times, now are they out yet? +582) like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with but that would be NP hard I think +583) combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +584) IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +585) I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +586) I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +587) On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +588) A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +589) (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +590) that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +591) I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +592) Maybe if you try diplomacy. Pointy steel diplomacy +593) i started running and smoking i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +594) I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +595) elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +596) this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +597) I think it's fizzie against everyone atm AND EVERYONE IS WINNING EXCEPT FIZZIE +598) lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +599) That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +600) mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +601) im sampling ultra hip holiday hes the boogie woogie santa clause switching to oktoberfest yes i would love to shop to this +602) im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +603) i am out of all the fame loops and the australien soap opera loops so much loop / s omcuh +604) The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +605) elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +606) ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +607) elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +608) They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +609) game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +610) Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +611) ANOTHER THUNDERSTORM, INDIANA? That's three today. Gregor: It FEELS like it should be a really simple fix :P +612) we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +613) I keep asking random people for "friendship " and it's crippling +614) I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +615) OK so firstly you should eliminate electrons. +616) Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +617) Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby I will boil your veins. Which is less bad? Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +618) I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +619) FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +620) Electrons are so fragile X-D +621) Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +622) Intake flooded with magma. Reactor connected. Pumps active. YES IT'S WORKING +623) "Do a sea monster while whatever." +624) But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +625) The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +626) I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +627) Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +628) monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] @messages quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +629) theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +630) elliott, it is typical of you Vorpal: so are most things I say +631) well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +632) elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +633) now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = elliott_: let's not start that again." +634) You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +635) OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +636) help me i am so alone :( new computer good enough to simulate real parents +637) elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +638) indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +639) elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +640) Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +641) this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +642) THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +643) It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +644) oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +645) dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! I need.....an adult ;_; +646) We have no leather. Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +647) according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +648) Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +649) When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +650) one time I tried cpp programming ​ it was hellish ​ maybe I should try again +651) CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +652) king is something women are better at than men +653) IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'LL K-LINE YOU TO THE AETHEREAL PLANE +654) Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +655) Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +656) [from 2009] That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +657) in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +658) what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +659) I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +660) Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +661) elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +662) You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? Monads are like that, only worse. +663) Mayor says we need to make aluminum items Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +664) Dear god stop staring at me. no never monqy is always staring at everyone. it takes many eyes to do this but I manage He is an inspiration to us all. +665) Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +666) One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +667) Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +668) Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +669) :D :D oh man.. i wonder if they ever made chess variants based off of animes +670) Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... elliott: fuck you. There. Perfect. Carry on. +671) lol :( +672) But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +673) jesus, yes.. he was human and that is fantastic more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +674) I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +675) `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive +676) yes 5 is very infixr +677) if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +678) it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +679) The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +680) OMG What if we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +681) It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. Also lesbian. +682) i agree with elliott +683) did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +684) isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +685) fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +686) It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +687) sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +688) elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +689) Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +690) Vorpal: "still it's a flower in the sense that it's more experienced the nanny" +691) my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +692) I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +693) The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +694) I think stealing is more appropriate +695) i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +696) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +697) but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +698) so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +699) Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +700) [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +701) An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +702) [in the context of Open University] "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.25178 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.25178 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,50 @@ +2011-08-16.txt:02:29:13: -!- sut-heb has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-16.txt:02:34:32: sut-heb: hi +2011-08-16.txt:21:43:09: -!- sut-heb has quit (). +2011-08-16.txt:21:43:15: -!- sut-heb has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-18.txt:04:14:14: and knowledge not finite +2011-08-18.txt:04:15:05: lol siriously i came here cause i thought this was an occult chat +2011-08-18.txt:04:15:13: programmers in a different sence +2011-08-18.txt:04:15:23: sut-heb: hahahah hahahah +2011-08-18.txt:04:15:39: sut-heb: well you're not the first. although it may be rare for them to stay this long... +2011-08-18.txt:04:15:53: cause i find the way you guys speak interesting +2011-08-18.txt:04:16:15: where not to different +2011-08-18.txt:04:16:47: conciousness is finite, knowledge is material +2011-08-18.txt:04:17:06: i wont go there +2011-08-18.txt:04:17:11: you guys can get back to your chat +2011-08-18.txt:04:17:19: sorry for the interruption +2011-08-18.txt:04:17:35: sut-heb: in reality esoteric programming languages seems to focus on mathematically interesting ones +2011-08-18.txt:04:17:54: i hate math myself +2011-08-18.txt:04:19:35: In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God +2011-08-18.txt:04:19:49: but we speak of number and symbolism behinde each letter +2011-08-18.txt:04:20:11: sut-heb: no. +2011-08-18.txt:04:20:35: each creating there own different manifestation when combiuned with one another, making words manifesdt into physical form +2011-08-18.txt:04:21:25: anywys you guys do what you do, +2011-08-18.txt:04:44:48: lol +2011-08-18.txt:04:45:11: siriously why not help this man if you can? +2011-08-18.txt:04:45:53: sut-heb: because i just got an intuitive feeling in _my_ heart that i've gone too far. +2011-08-18.txt:04:46:01: no but i can with relevent sarcasm +2011-08-18.txt:04:47:06: sorry im very intuative but that feeling does not come across +2011-08-18.txt:04:52:02: mensa people read this material? +2011-08-18.txt:04:52:36: indeed +2011-08-18.txt:04:52:46: why? +2011-08-18.txt:04:52:59: no one's stupid +2011-08-18.txt:04:54:24: don't worry your ego will be a driving force, it was intraduced to the human race, for its ability to teach the faculty of knowledge +2011-08-18.txt:05:00:03: everyone has there own individual monad +2011-08-18.txt:05:01:24: three hemispheres of the brain +2011-08-18.txt:05:02:09: sut-heb: What does that mean? For everyone to have their own monad and so on +2011-08-18.txt:05:02:29: perhaps sut-heb monads are not our monads +2011-08-18.txt:05:03:08: no way +2011-08-18.txt:05:04:46: sut-heb: hemisphere implies half +2011-08-18.txt:05:06:05: according to todays material science yess +2011-08-18.txt:05:06:35: dont know +2011-08-18.txt:05:06:40: sut-heb: no, that is simply the definition of hemisphere. +2011-08-18.txt:05:06:44: and don't care to impress +2011-08-18.txt:05:07:38: not its there atrophied from early age +2011-08-18.txt:05:07:39: zzo38: i suspect sut-heb is referring to leibnitz's monads, which are a term from philosophy not mathematics +2011-08-18.txt:05:07:53: due to hormone production +2011-08-18.txt:05:08:32: sut-heb: you are not saying anything that has meaning. +2011-08-18.txt:05:08:35: -!- sut-heb has parted #esoteric. +2011-09-10.txt:01:22:48: -!- Sut-Heb has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-10.txt:01:24:28: -!- Sut-Heb has parted #esoteric. +2011-11-10.txt:22:45:16: `pastelogs Sut-Heb diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.26010 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.26010 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2011-07-16.txt:00:00:57: -!- itidus20 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-16.txt:03:40:55: zzo, sort of like how stage hypnosis is supposed to work eh. +2011-07-16.txt:03:42:10: i've seen an [obviously staged] video of a guy who hypnotized a woman to think he was invisible and then he would tickle her with a feather and make her look up with confusion +2011-07-16.txt:03:42:20: on youtube +2011-07-16.txt:03:43:00: but i am trying to put such bizzare fetishes behind me. +2011-07-16.txt:03:43:22: it might not have been youtube :-? i forget +2011-07-16.txt:03:44:17: and there is that book whose name i am not sure of which apparently has this word fnord which the citizens have been conditioned to block out +2011-07-16.txt:03:44:32: instilling fear in them because it is present in their texts even though they cannot conciously see it +2011-07-16.txt:03:46:59: as far as I know, the actual experience of such things is a deep form of submission whereby you let someone force you to fake it till you make it +2011-07-16.txt:03:50:05: it was after a girl in a chatroom started actually doing this to me that I knew I had to leave her. +2011-07-16.txt:04:07:58: hmm +2011-07-16.txt:04:08:02: math games.. +2011-07-16.txt:04:08:42: quintopia, single or multiplayer? +2011-07-16.txt:04:10:52: I have a small stash of ebooks which I more or less just hoard and don't investigate, some of which may actually be relevant. +2011-07-16.txt:04:14:25: lewis carroll, raymond smullyan, douglas hofstadter +2011-07-16.txt:04:14:46: i don't know if they entirely reach the topic. +2011-07-16.txt:04:16:16: i am sure john conway is relevant to the topic but i don't have any ebooks that are really related to him +2011-07-16.txt:04:20:39: puzzles are more common than actual games +2011-07-16.txt:04:23:26: depressing wiki comment backs me up "This article is about using mathematics to study the inner-workings of multiplayer games which, on the surface, may not appear mathematical at all. For games that directly involve mathematics in their play, see mathematical puzzle." +2011-07-16.txt:04:25:12: maybe things aren't so bad +2011-07-16.txt:04:25:19: anyway here is the page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_game +2011-07-16.txt:04:30:34: As a wannabe game designer it gives me great pain to think about how the only reason games are possible is due to imperfections in the players. +2011-07-16.txt:04:31:08: relative to perfect play that is +2011-07-16.txt:04:31:37: but thats probably a naive view i hold too often +2011-07-16.txt:04:32:49: That is the cynical depressing view that all gaming is to demonstrate some level of deviation from perfect play higher than the opponent. +2011-07-16.txt:04:33:35: Then again we find that perfect play is a waste of time. +2011-07-16.txt:04:34:02: And yet it helps motivate us to play if we idealize perfect play. +2011-07-16.txt:04:34:18: All of this of course is my cynical views which are probably wrong. +2011-07-16.txt:04:36:17: im full of shit ^_^; +2011-07-16.txt:04:37:39: i analyze things too much +2011-07-16.txt:04:38:03: i can think of arguments against my earlier comments but its all just a pile of crap comments +2011-07-16.txt:04:38:49: humm +2011-07-16.txt:04:39:03: you know what i havent seen much is coop games +2011-07-16.txt:04:39:34: i was talking to this guy once about it +2011-07-16.txt:04:42:26: omg the first result on google is an xkcd page +2011-07-16.txt:04:43:20: http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=16990 +2011-07-16.txt:04:43:42: omg quintopia posted on that page +2011-07-16.txt:04:44:41: yeah, i am skillful googler +2011-07-16.txt:04:47:13: well i searched on: "3 player game" "help or hinder" +2011-07-16.txt:04:47:24: didn't work in bing so i proceeded to google and it did +2011-07-16.txt:04:47:56: yet an MS spokeswoman says "if google didn't exist bing would be good enough" +2011-07-16.txt:04:49:15: yeah good enough for me to use as fertilizer +2011-07-16.txt:04:49:47: 3 player eh +2011-07-16.txt:04:50:00: so.... by having an odd number of players the dynamics become much more complex +2011-07-16.txt:04:52:08: this very sort of topic is what eventually led me to a chatroom for esoteric programming languages +2011-07-16.txt:04:53:14: so this page is like anti-3 player games +2011-07-16.txt:04:53:17: but i am all for it +2011-07-16.txt:04:54:21: ashbash makes the point +2011-07-16.txt:04:54:50: chance is fun. +2011-07-16.txt:04:55:42: oh +2011-07-16.txt:04:55:50: an idea just came to me, +2011-07-16.txt:04:56:48: i am a genius of course.. so ideas often come to me +2011-07-16.txt:04:57:37: ok i am "confident" you have not heard of this game before +2011-07-16.txt:04:58:01: so.. each player has 2 private 8x8 boards +2011-07-16.txt:04:58:17: following with me so far? +2011-07-16.txt:04:58:50: itidus20: OK. So far. But that isn't much. +2011-07-16.txt:04:59:02: they each have a pair of 8x8 boards that only they can see.. thus a total of four 8x8 boards +2011-07-16.txt:04:59:34: they also have a bunch of tiles... lets say 128 tiles just to be safe +2011-07-16.txt:04:59:45: 128 each +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:25: and uh.. 2 more tiles of a second color.. and 2 more tiles of a third color +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:50: so.. color 1) 128 tiles, color 2) 2 tiles, color 3) 2 tiles +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:56: hehe +2011-07-16.txt:05:01:43: ok now.. they begin by placing color 3 tiles on the boards.. 1 on each board +2011-07-16.txt:05:01:59: at location.. x = 4, y = 8 +2011-07-16.txt:05:02:37: now, on one of the boards, they place a color 2 tile somewhere +2011-07-16.txt:05:03:09: so far so good? +2011-07-16.txt:05:03:48: oh.. its allowed anywhere except the first tile position +2011-07-16.txt:05:04:10: for now.. that rule might turn out to need altering +2011-07-16.txt:05:04:52: ok.. next.. you build a maze with the color 1 tiles leading to the color 2 tile +2011-07-16.txt:05:05:14: from the color 3 tile to the color 2 tile +2011-07-16.txt:05:06:50: diagonal moves are not possible, but the maze has to be a solid object in the way that a tetris piece is a solid object +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:00: uhh sort of +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:07: maybe it can have gaps +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:14: but uhhh +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:17: hummm blah +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:21: yeah anyway moving along +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:32: well im not sure.. this part is tricky to formalize in words +2011-07-16.txt:05:08:11: so anyway... what happens is.. in any order.. doesn't matter.. each turn.. both players are told which directions have walls +2011-07-16.txt:05:08:21: so it might be like "east and west have walls" +2011-07-16.txt:05:08:51: itidus20: the easiest way to say what i think you are trying to say is "no 2x2 region can contain no color 1 tiles" +2011-07-16.txt:05:09:08: and then the player tells the other player which direction he makes his move +2011-07-16.txt:05:09:33: and both players update their boards.. and its a race to reach the end of the maze +2011-07-16.txt:05:10:04: yup +2011-07-16.txt:05:10:14: its not a bad idea right? +2011-07-16.txt:05:12:21: oh i am empty of ideas now. just had to spill that one +2011-07-16.txt:05:15:48: it is by jumping into such random convos that such ideas come to me +2011-07-16.txt:05:15:51: i never get them on my own +2011-07-16.txt:05:17:04: zzo, yeah i like to consider every possible use of the chessboard other than to play chess :-? +2011-07-16.txt:05:18:37: itidus20: Yes you can make other games using the same or similar board. Some game similar to chess includes Xiangqi, Shogi, played with their own board, but it is still like chess, you still take turn moving 1 piece each, you attack opponent's king and can win, etc. +2011-07-16.txt:05:18:48: i actually created a wild image with my wacom tablet the other day to show my desire to stretch the game of chess +2011-07-16.txt:05:22:11: I liked the chess variant shown on the big bang theory +2011-07-16.txt:05:22:53: http://oi55.tinypic.com/15n2fro.jpg +2011-07-16.txt:05:24:34: damn +2011-07-16.txt:05:26:01: i dont like chess because i have no clue how to play.. and that being the best is ridiculously difficult +2011-07-16.txt:05:26:37: and a game like chess to me is the perfect thing to exploit into other games +2011-07-16.txt:05:29:09: the maze thing is probably not as good in practice as it sounds. +2011-07-16.txt:05:29:33: itidus20: I believe you. +2011-07-16.txt:05:29:51: but the idea is fun +2011-07-16.txt:05:32:10: you're right... its basically battleships except reduced down to 1 small ship +2011-07-16.txt:05:33:23: no i don't. +2011-07-16.txt:05:33:42: itidus20: i am getting another idea for a maze game +2011-07-16.txt:05:35:57: quintopia: I once had an idea about generating a maze by dice rolls +2011-07-16.txt:05:36:57: itidus20: i want to make a cross between pacman and fox-and-geese, where the geese player is the only one who knows the maze and the positions of everything. +2011-07-16.txt:05:38:01: zzo, i am fascinated by some dragonball z emulated roms based on card games +2011-07-16.txt:05:38:22: ah fox and geese.. i have a book around with a lot of games described +2011-07-16.txt:05:39:20: theres 1 special book about chess history which i have been unable to locate on the internet +2011-07-16.txt:05:40:18: ill check my browser history +2011-07-16.txt:05:41:13: A History Of Chess by some H.J.R. Murray +2011-07-16.txt:05:42:43: itidus20: Surprisingly, I can't find it either. I thought I had a near comprehensive set of books on chess. +2011-07-16.txt:05:42:54: its very special that one +2011-07-16.txt:05:43:01: will be hard to find +2011-07-16.txt:05:43:52: I learned about it when I started to want to know about the very origins of chess +2011-07-16.txt:05:47:27: theres something so compelling about chess.. but yet for me there is a certain boredom that i imagine with it +2011-07-16.txt:05:49:52: itidus20: I think I have also played some kind of card game Dragonball Z on NES, although I am unsure of the rule. Each card two numbers, one above is dots tell you how many times to move, the one below I am not sure what it means. +2011-07-16.txt:05:50:20: zzo38: yeah.. thats exactly the kind of game i mean. they're fun to watch +2011-07-16.txt:05:50:36: i have no clue what goes on though +2011-07-16.txt:05:52:48: oh well i think theres some translations anyway +2011-07-16.txt:05:52:56: but even still i would have no idea +2011-07-16.txt:05:54:27: so, zzo, did you learn much about chess variants? +2011-07-16.txt:05:55:22: i actually basically independantly discovered the theory of chess variants +2011-07-16.txt:05:55:45: and, at the end i googled it and found out with dismay that what i had discovered was nothing new at all +2011-07-16.txt:05:56:56: perhaps theory is the wrong word.. but i will explain +2011-07-16.txt:05:56:59: itidus20: http://chessvariants.org/ +2011-07-16.txt:05:57:27: oh, well, by discovering it myself i had insight into exactly what chess variants are. +2011-07-16.txt:05:58:07: they are taking the properties of the individual pieces and forming an abstract class which you might call "chesspiece" +2011-07-16.txt:05:58:21: and.. deriving from that class.. new pieces +2011-07-16.txt:05:58:42: this general process is exceedingly powerful +2011-07-16.txt:06:04:55: so naturally most chess moves resolve into vectors. either specific lengths or unlimited +2011-07-16.txt:06:05:40: now .. this creates a problem if you imagine a chessboard of say 1000x1000 ... do you still want some pieces crossing it in one go -- that is -- are unlimited movement vectors implied on boards > 8x8 +2011-07-16.txt:06:05:57: its all very fun for a rainy day +2011-07-16.txt:06:07:40: of course one way around that would be to divide the board up into districts +2011-07-16.txt:06:07:54: where a piece has to stop at the edge +2011-07-16.txt:06:08:00: sort of +2011-07-16.txt:06:10:37: the trouble starts when you start trying to abstract moves like en passant and castling +2011-07-16.txt:06:11:10: then it feels like a scripting language would be useful +2011-07-16.txt:06:11:21: in the definition of the pieces +2011-07-16.txt:06:14:48: back +2011-07-16.txt:06:14:57: dandy: variant pieces +2011-07-16.txt:06:15:12: well, i don't know. perhaps the conversation has multi-threaded too +2011-07-16.txt:06:15:22: which is nice +2011-07-16.txt:06:16:57: So I decided when I was thinking about chess variants that the minimal conditions I would find acceptable is a system which could describe all the rules of chess +2011-07-16.txt:06:17:27: including castling and pawns moving 2 spaces on their first go, and queening, and en passant etc +2011-07-16.txt:06:18:46: I did try for a little while. I think as I became aware of the existence of professionals who had already done a lot of it, I lost interest. +2011-07-16.txt:06:18:52: both :D +2011-07-16.txt:06:19:45: I had plans on making a program to do it but it started to make me sweat so by then i had thrown in towel +2011-07-16.txt:06:20:29: I didn't have any exciting ideas anyway +2011-07-16.txt:06:20:49: I simply realized that chesspieces could be highly generalized. +2011-07-16.txt:06:21:48: Also, there is the draw I feel towards making a realtime chess +2011-07-16.txt:06:22:00: I have seen a youtube video of kungfu chess. +2011-07-16.txt:06:25:51: I feel a small joy reading "I would rather take the real-time chess concept as far as it can go." +2011-07-16.txt:06:26:52: but yeah.. sumo volleyball sounds like the kind of nonsense I would be looking to create +2011-07-16.txt:06:31:38: well, i decided to define a boolean named virgin for whether or not a piece has moved yet :D +2011-07-16.txt:06:33:08: i also abstracted the role of the king into an idea of like a squad leader +2011-07-16.txt:06:35:08: so uh.. you could have a chess army consisting of multiple squads.. +2011-07-16.txt:06:35:15: and if you take down the leader, the whole squad falls +2011-07-16.txt:06:35:58: yeah, i am full of ideas on this kind of thing.. it provides me some kind of perverse pleasure +2011-07-16.txt:06:39:06: YChat works. +2011-07-16.txt:06:39:11: I dunno how it compares +2011-07-16.txt:06:40:13: hmm.. seems they are related +2011-07-16.txt:06:40:41: looking on the about box one of the devs of this ychat has an email address silverex@silverex.org +2011-07-16.txt:06:41:18: itidus20, so basically, you're using Silverex, which just puts YChat as the name of the program +2011-07-16.txt:06:41:33: im using some version of it +2011-07-16.txt:06:41:40: i dont know +2011-07-16.txt:06:42:05: its listed as: X Chat 2 in the start menu +2011-07-16.txt:06:42:46: weird +2011-07-16.txt:08:12:22: whats QI? +2011-07-16.txt:08:12:41: is it IQ backwards? +2011-07-16.txt:08:13:06: ah yes +2011-07-16.txt:08:14:14: "last night" +2011-07-16.txt:08:14:16: hehehehe +2011-07-16.txt:08:15:17: I doubt that there is a QI esolang though. +2011-07-16.txt:08:15:51: although.. much to my surprise, a term i thought up "hashashins weed" has already been used +2011-07-16.txt:12:18:45: -!- itidus20 has quit (*.net *.split). +2011-07-16.txt:12:19:58: -!- itidus20 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-16.txt:18:35:15: yay darkest hours are always the most thrilling +2011-07-16.txt:18:46:30: hagb4rd, is your point that the first 3d shooters are more awesome than the ones which followed? +2011-07-16.txt:18:48:47: hagb4rd: I have become aware in my thoughts that software developers tend to take credit for improvements caused by hardware +2011-07-16.txt:18:49:58: hagb4rd: are you happy with 6fps? im a little confused where you actually stand on this +2011-07-16.txt:18:51:09: i am amazed atari had a fps +2011-07-16.txt:19:07:03: hagb4rd: I am glad you showed these fps videos. Anyway I think that the fps genre is losing creativity. +2011-07-16.txt:19:19:19: hag: I had some ideas about planets in 2d. +2011-07-16.txt:19:19:56: The first idea I had is that if you walk far enough to the left or right in 2d you can come up on the other side +2011-07-16.txt:19:20:12: itidus20, ... +2011-07-16.txt:19:20:51: itidus20: you mean you came up with the idea of somehow making R^2 into a torus? +2011-07-16.txt:19:21:33: i am happy to admit i am full of crap and can laugh at myself about it +2011-07-16.txt:19:22:19: oklofok: when I was thinking about it what I really wanted to achieve is to do it without a sense of cheating the player +2011-07-16.txt:19:23:45: R^2 is already over my head, but I can still carry on +2011-07-16.txt:19:24:58: i have wiki at my side +2011-07-16.txt:19:25:52: but so this wasn't entirely enough for me. there was more. i wanted to allow the player to "dig through the planet" +2011-07-16.txt:19:26:33: humm i will make a quick paint pic +2011-07-16.txt:19:30:01: http://oi51.tinypic.com/nl4u1v.jpg +2011-07-16.txt:19:30:45: in this pic you can sort of see the idea of "digging" through but the first problem arises. it looks very odd if the player does not turn his head around as he falls +2011-07-16.txt:19:31:36: so i had this idea that the center of the planet could be another torus , to borrow your word +2011-07-16.txt:19:32:06: no wait, maybe that wasn't the idea +2011-07-16.txt:19:32:34: anyway.. i thought.. when you reach the center of the planet while falling through, you should reach a dark screen where your path follows a U shape +2011-07-16.txt:19:32:53: and you start falling upwards without actually turning upside down +2011-07-16.txt:19:34:03: itidus20, suggest you read http://everything2.com/title/Using+Asteroids+to+explain+the+topological+classification+of+2-manifolds +2011-07-16.txt:19:34:22: ok +2011-07-16.txt:19:37:32: (still reading the article, even while I type this) my more general theorum is that in practice the earth looks flat. It never actually looks like a sphere to anyone standing on it. So it should never have to look round in a video game. +2011-07-16.txt:19:38:21: itidus20: what about on mountains near the ocean? +2011-07-16.txt:19:38:27: itidus20, what if someon finds a way to lift off into seep space in the game? +2011-07-16.txt:19:38:54: ya ur rite +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:01: but.. +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:04: itidus20: you want a surface like that of earth's, but infinitely deep? +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:10: maybe its possible to do both +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:49: well first I imagined a giant circle. and I thought, how big does the circle have to be so that it looks flat +2011-07-16.txt:19:40:14: itidus20, it wouldn't be an absolute size, but a size relative to the observer +2011-07-16.txt:19:40:33: (still reading the article, even while I type this) my more general theorum is that in practice the earth looks flat. It never actually looks like a sphere to anyone standing on it. So it should never have to look round in a video game. +2011-07-16.txt:19:42:05: oklofok, well i decided that as you reach the center you reach a black background and your sprite follows a U path and when it goes up again it is falling upwards to some other point. so i guess that is infinite depth. +2011-07-16.txt:19:42:32: itidus20: i think it's better to prevent reaching the middle altogether +2011-07-16.txt:19:44:00: I am full of crap. I am a whole magnitude below mathematically. ^_^ +2011-07-16.txt:19:44:11: But I think up things from left field. +2011-07-16.txt:19:45:39: So I was trying to squiash all this into a tile based side scroller (as an idea) which cannot rotate. +2011-07-16.txt:19:50:18: ok i guess theres room for compromise +2011-07-16.txt:19:51:15: so what do you do.. make the character change size? :D :D +2011-07-16.txt:19:51:53: perhaps as he falls deeper he scales up +2011-07-16.txt:19:52:31: like a map projection, when a man goes to iceland +2011-07-16.txt:19:52:36: his body probably grows larger +2011-07-16.txt:19:52:56: itidus20, what +2011-07-16.txt:19:53:12: yeah. greenland/iceland is gigantic on most map projections +2011-07-16.txt:19:53:29: " perhaps as he falls deeper he scales up" well more like gets smaller +2011-07-16.txt:19:53:51: phantom, it has occured to me that the missing link could be that the character could actually change size to make it all work +2011-07-16.txt:19:54:04: thanks to listening to this conversation +2011-07-16.txt:19:55:00: ok hagb4rd: like suppose uh.. Zelda.. was played on a typical map projection. +2011-07-16.txt:19:55:19: now when he is standing on iceland his body will be stretched :D +2011-07-16.txt:19:56:17: itidus20: i was thinking maybe you could have a metric such that on every level of depth inside earth, you have a surface with the same circumference as earth, but you have infinitely many concentric balls "on top" of each other +2011-07-16.txt:19:57:08: oklofok, i really did actually commit some of this to paper months ago.. but i am clueless on topology +2011-07-16.txt:19:57:24: so now it comes to life +2011-07-16.txt:19:58:42: oklofok: well the deeper paradox of falling through earth is that your up vector has to change at some point +2011-07-16.txt:19:58:56: Phantom_Hoover: oh i see itidus20 was already bringing up similar ideas. btw this reminds me of a valerian comic... +2011-07-16.txt:19:59:04: itidus20: unless you just fall infinitely? +2011-07-16.txt:19:59:15: so I decided let him fall in U shape +2011-07-16.txt:20:00:36: because if i didnt say let him fall in a U shape then either the map flips upside down or the character flips upside down and it would look awkward +2011-07-16.txt:20:00:55: something would have to flip +2011-07-16.txt:20:01:09: i also realize that you couldn't actually fall through.. gravity would pin you in the center +2011-07-16.txt:20:01:57: the idea of falling through is really just to ensure that the planet is real +2011-07-16.txt:20:02:37: anyone who quotes that evil man behind general semantics who says the map is not the territory is to be slain >:) +2011-07-16.txt:20:03:08: i also realize that you couldn't actually fall through.. gravity would pin you in the center +2011-07-16.txt:20:04:27: phantom, so uhh.. i don't think any player has any actual reason to dig in a planet. but i think that the idea forces the game to cope with that possibility +2011-07-16.txt:20:04:52: itidus20, the gravity at a planet's core is 0. +2011-07-16.txt:20:05:06: ahh +2011-07-16.txt:20:05:28: does it decrease as you approach the center? +2011-07-16.txt:20:05:45: itidus20, yes. +2011-07-16.txt:20:06:10: itidus20: basically for a perfectly spherical body, the gravity at a point inside is given by only the part of the body that is further inside from you +2011-07-16.txt:20:06:49: on a related idea. i had this idea of a game of life sort of thing which makes connected clusters of dots have a mass and hence a gravity and to affect each other +2011-07-16.txt:20:07:26: " on a related idea. i had this idea of a game of life sort of thing which makes connected clusters of dots have a mass and hence a gravity and to affect each other" <<< can i steal this idea and try to do something cool with it next week? +2011-07-16.txt:20:08:08: all of my ideas are free to do whatever you like with as long as i get to use them myself +2011-07-16.txt:20:08:14: lol +2011-07-16.txt:20:08:43: as in, i don't want to get cut off from my own ideas +2011-07-16.txt:20:09:25: so a tetris piece would have a mass of 4 +2011-07-16.txt:20:10:06: but if 2 tetris pieces bumped together, they would become one object with a mass of 8 +2011-07-16.txt:20:11:01: for me, diagonal connections in CA's (i love the acronyms you guy use so casually) is good enough to share mass +2011-07-16.txt:20:12:09: itidus20: as i love telling people, i get payed to play with ca all day so acronymizing it gets pretty casual +2011-07-16.txt:20:12:44: oklofok: ok heres another idea i had (i was on a roll that day) +2011-07-16.txt:20:13:12: a chess game CA where the piece type is determined by the pieces around it +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:00: well it would be just a CA... but the pieces would exist as uhh +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:03: itidus20: huh? +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:13: the pieces would be implied by the rules of the CA I guess.. +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:41: so say you had a cell on its own.. that could be a pawn +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:47: as an example +2011-07-16.txt:20:15:13: itidus20: chess pieces are not really mathematically interesting +2011-07-16.txt:20:15:19: i actually drew up some ideas of possible rules for which pieces are which +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:05: oh.. well.. ok.. so you start with a regular game of life +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:12: and.. in between turns +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:25: generations? +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:56: ok lets say its not quite game of life.. lets say you have 2 teams .. so trinary state +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:08: because its chess +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:21: or uhh +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:24: uhhhmmm +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:34: i never really thought about it that way +2011-07-16.txt:20:18:19: well.. you would have a dead cell, a black cell, and a white cell +2011-07-16.txt:20:19:20: so at the end of a generation the player can select 1 cell.. whose type is determined by the cells around it +2011-07-16.txt:20:19:35: and move it +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:01: and in all likelihood it is now a new kind of piece having moved +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:24: and lets say you can capture an enemy cell by moving onto it +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:49: i try +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:51: hehe +2011-07-16.txt:20:21:32: i was discussing that very question in here last night about how far can a chesspiece move +2011-07-16.txt:20:22:10: ok finite ca +2011-07-16.txt:20:22:46: so the actual pieces are represented as rules of neighborhoods +2011-07-16.txt:20:23:17: and the fun of the design is determining which neighborhoods map to which pieces +2011-07-16.txt:20:23:49: I came up with a set but I never did anything with this idea +2011-07-16.txt:20:26:28: The idea could also be extended into fairy chess. +2011-07-16.txt:20:28:13: sorry taneb +2011-07-16.txt:20:28:23: i will join your convo +2011-07-16.txt:20:38:10: working on CAs it must be tough to resist the topic i came up with. +2011-07-16.txt:20:40:18: so, on looking at reduceron page, I feel my ineptitude. what's the best language to learn functional programming concepts? +2011-07-16.txt:20:41:30: thanks +2011-07-16.txt:20:41:53: i have tried reading up on lambda calc once but i never quite got it +2011-07-16.txt:20:42:12: ^ http://byob.berkeley.edu/ +2011-07-16.txt:20:42:30: oh nice it's visual programming +2011-07-16.txt:20:42:59: I won't fuck the room again by my ideas about visual programming. +2011-07-16.txt:20:43:07: ill just quiet down +2011-07-16.txt:20:44:10: because if you think my ideas about torus worlds, gravity CAs, chess CAs make a mess. then visual programming is just as bad +2011-07-16.txt:20:44:48: i'll save it for another day +2011-07-16.txt:20:49:14: I smash them together like a particle collider +2011-07-16.txt:20:49:52: =)) +2011-07-16.txt:20:50:29: Basically I see things as existing in academic space and entertainment space. +2011-07-16.txt:20:51:14: I take inspiration from people like lewis carroll +2011-07-16.txt:20:51:52: hmm... +[too many lines; stopping] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.26175 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.26175 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +#!/bin/sh +topic=$(echo "$1" | tr A-Z a-z) +[ -e "wisdom/$topic" ] || { echo "$1? ¯\(°_o)/¯"; exit 1; } +cat "wisdom/$topic" + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.26214 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.26214 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,708 @@ +1) I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... More practice is in order. +4) that's where I got it rocket launch facility gift shop +5) GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) His body should be given to science. He's alive :P Even so. +7) what, you mean that wasn't your real name? Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) TODO: sex life +9) Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? not yet trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) 11 holes for me :D +12) :d <(I can lick my nose!) +13) GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +14) "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +15) First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, you know the rest. +16) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +17) Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +18) ehird has gone insane, clearly. +19) Meh ._. +20) oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +21) there is plenty of room to have two heads +22) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +23) In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +24) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +25) so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +26) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +27) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +28) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +29) ehird: There is no h in "honour" +30) so, he.. uh basically probed me with a weasel. +31) after all, what are DVD players for? +32) pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. ehird: consider low-gravity porn fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +33) I am not on the moon. +34) Or the brutal rape of the English language! That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +35) augur: pretty true. +36) i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +37) is there a problem with it being carbonized :D yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +38) anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true should put that on my todo list +39) I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +40) kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? +41) i'm my dad's unborn sister +42) `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny How hard is that +43) [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +44) actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +45) Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +46) With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +47) The thing is just to exist +48) I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +49) It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +50) Reality isn't a part of physics +51) oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +52) Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +53) If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... I'd call it jabbear. +54) GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +55) no Deewiant No?! I've been living a lie yep. Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +56) ??? Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? Or are there monster dildos and cocks? Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +57) Maternal instincts? Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +58) I think hamsters cannot be inert. +59) What is there to talk about besides gay slang? +60) I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +61) yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +62) Porn. There, see? +63) So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +64) both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +65) What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +66) hmm, this is hard +67) actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +68) if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +69) oohhh ha heh and what are your other characteristics? oh, many, madbrain but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +70) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### Meh * FireFly dies +71) Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +72) im the worst person in the world +73) i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +74) ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +75) Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +76) SF.net porn :/ Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +77) I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> +78) i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +79) I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +80) Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +81) Invalid! Kill! Kill! I get that feeling too. +82) It's not incest if you're third cousins! +83) What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +84) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +85) Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +86) if you watch jaws backwards it's a movie about a giant shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach +87) I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +88) hmm... does anyone know a nonsense game designed for the mentally handicapped involving yelling +89) I'd imagine that it already has, and no one noticed +90) Where's the link to the log? THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +91) My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +92) hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows 'cuz it's pretty awesome. +93) [Warrigal] `addquote hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +94) I cannot eat meat that isn't flat. +95) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +96) Ah, vulva. What is that, anyway? +97) Discrimination fields ACTIVATE. +98) I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +99) bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +100) Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +101) So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +102) For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +103) A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +104) and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain it's all falling into place +105) Clearly we should be like Mumbai and get of vehicle dors. Get of vehicle dors? I think Aftran had a French phrase there. Les vehicles d'or +106) so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +107) let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +108) oklopol geez what are you doing here ...i don't know :< i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +109) think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +110) Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +111) I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +112) it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +113) I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +114) (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +115) Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +116) theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +117) I want a patent on common sense It wouldn't get me much though >_> +118) I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +119) fungot!*@* added to ignore list. AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +120) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +121) sekuoir: that's just gay sex I am learning though! +122) Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +123) okay I see it now, quines do exist +124) Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +125) if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect ^ I learned that trick from atheists +126) use "grep --crazy" +127) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] what? she said square ped :| +128) insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +129) alise: why internet is like wtf +130) I am an inherently pornographic being. +131) Hooray! I'm an idiot. +132) you move on the tape and shit +133) like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English alise: that's great filler ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +134) And... WTF is it doing. :( Is it sexing? +135) ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots ill do it later +136) pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +137) alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +138) AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +139) AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +140) [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +141) alise, marble marbelus +142) cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +143) I have a feeling iPods still beat me. +144) we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +145) alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +146) what's the data of? [...] Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation I have no problems with you being interested in online games but the necrophilia is disturbing +147) Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +148) Because you're a Mac user. I am! and proud of it to My mouse has *no* buttons. +149) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +150) but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +151) oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? it's not clear from the RFCs +152) reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +153) how does a "DNA computer" work. von neumann machines? CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +154) CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +155) ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +156) ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +157) Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +158) anmaster gonna give him a birthday bj? IF ONLY I COULD FIND MY PHONE +159) cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +160) alise: I suck at coding related. +161) you don't have an urethra, you're a girl. +162) incest is best +163) Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +164) Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +165) (in #irp) Flonk, ask on #esoteric? Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +166) So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. Involving open wounds. I'm going to take a shower +167) GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +168) OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +169) INTERNET YAY Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +170) cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +171) i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +172) pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +173) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +174) Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +175) I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +176) pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +177) it was too difficult +178) You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +179) you should be eating corpses more +180) Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +181) alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +182) Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +183) Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +184) colon is where your ass comes from right +185) < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +186) "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." alise: I I was going to say something then your last line floored me +187) Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? alise: TLAAW +188) It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +189) alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +190) Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +191) it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +192) Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +193) the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +194) (I've just been playing with myself.) +195) pikhq, Okinawan? Wtf is that +196) It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! WRONG 8 WEEKS +197) Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +198) dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0 ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? Vorpal, you don't want to know. Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer Vorpal: "horrible" +200) i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +201) I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +202) i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +203) comex: what? *vorpal comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +204) Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +205) elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +206) ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +207) catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +208) elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +209) syntax is the least important part of a programming language other than Python +210) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +211) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +212) there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +213) I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +214) fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! everything looks like an error anyway +215) HOT SEXY SEX BITS +216) How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +217) elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. Two! +218) DAMN YOU, I'm leaving olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +219) Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +220) well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy and i own a piano and i'm not wearing socks +221) fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +222) [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +223) it seems that CUIL is dead +224) Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +225) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +226) Vorpal loves the sodomy. elliott, sure why not +227) [...] ALWAYS OPEN TO TRYING NEW THINGS. +228) So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] It's a trivial C program :P +229) "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +230) That is the mark of Gregor right there. tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that It's still the mark of Gregor. +231) For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +232) OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +233) (had real world issues) (to deal with) Vorpal's pregnant. yes +234) elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? what Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +235) ONLY GOOD QUOTES PLEASE! AND NO FAKE ONES EITHER! +236) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot pikhq: I'm underage! +237) zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. It's broken? +238) Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +239) quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror typing is kind of difficult +240) My quotes are boring +241) oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +242) your premise to falsify "false" is false +243) oklofok: I don't watch House, no. oklofok: I prefer knowing how medicine actually works. +244) I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +245) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +246) The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +247) I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +248) Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +249) elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +250) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave +251) nobody link to goatse elliott, that is an awesome MC idea. +252) Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +253) I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +254) ... come to think of it, +255) Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +256) And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +257) clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness or ability to run at all ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +258) LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +259) 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. HAHA [...] this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +260) as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +261) vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +262) GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +263) Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +264) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +265) i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice umm, sufficiently small +266) Vorpal: I'M NOT CLEVER OKAY +267) yay CDE +268) in retrospect that wasn't even necessary, as communal readings of the Funge-98 spec do just a good job of getting rid of trolls +269) oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +270) hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +271) ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +272) are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +273) [on Walter Bright] I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +274) Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +275) mtve, now he's an expert idler. mtve: kitty kitty kitty +276) ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing I think that would be illegal. oh you are right damn :/ +277) I need a new desktop background j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) uhrghoaudp +278) * quintopia sits on gregor +279) [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +280) Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +281) elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +282) who's walter bright and why is he so bright locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc locks: guilty +283) We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +284) This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +285) ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +286) gah, why does lose keep winning? +287) (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +288) who is guido van rossum you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +289) actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +290) Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! and a monad! nothing can stop me now! +291) !bfjoust test (-)*10000 Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 yay +292) !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 probably will suck Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 what +293) `addquote I'm a bit 'tarded. (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +294) HELLWORLD! It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. There is more agony. +295) The context is Gracenotes releasing an illegal copy of a film about monster cock dildos. +296) My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +297) so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +298) oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think oerjan: What - the - fuck +299) [on egojoust] The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +300) OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +301) !bfjoust sm3 < Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +302) $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +303) !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +304) I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +305) file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +306) Some people is atheist and some agnostic, and some more religious people. Even some scientists are religious, which is OK, but you still have to remember, assuming God exists is not how you are supposed to do science! +307) If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +308) lol @ closed character set standard "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +309) [on DNA Maze] it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +310) back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +311) Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +312) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +313) Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +314) gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +315) anyway, no CSS editing for me right now, I fear I'd get sucked into a holy war [...] I also fear it might end up breaking one of the Graue Regulations which are rules that you get into serious trouble for breaking, that nobody knows what they are until someone breaks them +316) 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +317) zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +318) just because i'm homosexual doesn't mean i have sex with men. ...i'm also a paedophile [...] see if i'm a gay paedophile i don't have sex with men i have sex with BOYS +319) actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +320) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +321) Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +322) okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +323) Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +324) However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +325) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +326) shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +327) elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +328) My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +329) There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +330) what does coffee do to biological neural networks what tiger blood does for charlie sheen +331) Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +332) elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +333) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +334) addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +335) Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +336) oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +337) quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* i mean with you +338) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +339) Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +340) I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +341) wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +342) it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +343) ais523: quick, say something funny something funny hagrea:D can'tä sopt laughitn +344) elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +345) elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +346) ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +347) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something +348) Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +349) BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +350) Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +351) [After a long monologue] i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +352) That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +353) elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +354) i'm really sleep +355) elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +356) elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +357) I use LiGNUXFCE+apps That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +358) I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +359) and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +360) elliott, it was an artful robbery! wait, murder +361) I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +362) haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +363) Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +364) that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +365) A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. See? I'm intellectual. +366) I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +367) DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +368) Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +369) anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +370) i actually do like sucking +371) [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +372) i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +373) o.O There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. It's called "not being a mammal" :P +374) the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +375) esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +376) destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +377) ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +378) I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +379) http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg worlds biggest thumb +380) oerjan: why so potable ...... DRINK ME +381) what telnets are there [...] where are a list of telnets? +382) (im not a lawyer) (im just making stuff up +383) Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +384) boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +385) here's a good multiplication algorithm 1010101 x 110 well I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +386) 3 = 7/2 +387) [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +388) when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +389) right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +390) i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +391) Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +392) Write-only IRC: best idea Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +393) AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +394) Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +395) [on Sgeo's karaoke] Sgeo: awesome sounds like a japan anime sound track +396) [on Sgeo's karaoke] That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +397) Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +398) Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +399) oerjan you're swedish, right? +400) my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +401) Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +402) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one +403) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one thankfully only two +404) yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +405) I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse I invented Metaplace sex >.> +406) sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here I think so +407) I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything Yes. And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +408) Vorpal: it's actually called Happy Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +409) i hope that isn't child pornography whew equally cute tho, have to admit +410) Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +411) scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +412) I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +413) Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +414) two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +415) `addquote two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +416) [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +417) Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +418) Oracle's awesome +419) How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! I have the weirdest boner right now. +420) CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +421) oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +422) And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +423) [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +424) You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +425) The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +426) hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +427) https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/pam/+bug/790538 APT GUY STRIKES AGAIN APT GUUUUUUUY NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA APT GUUUUUUUUUUUUUY +428) Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +429) Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +430) yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +431) Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +432) but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +433) are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +434) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] I need to learn more Haskell... ..I need to get op privs. +435) I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +436) Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser monqy, how hard could it be? +437) I hope type inference isn't difficult +438) You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +439) half the time the time travel model is one where a consistent universe essentially seems impossible if it supports any nontrivial agent-like behavior (because certainly one agent will want to destroy it using a retarded paradox), the other half seems to actually assume an implicit extra time axis and moving in time is still moving forward on this axis, you are just given a copy of past contents of the world. +440) anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours and masturbate as well +441) The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +442) so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +443) [on spiking] drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +444) what would you ever need petrol for newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +445) [on petrol] oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +446) " elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +447) if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +448) It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +449) HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER Oh noooooooooooooooooose! Gregor: lol nose geddit +450) you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +451) I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +452) I used to be more irritated by alcohol Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +453) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +454) You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +455) elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" eventually all US bills will just be solid green +456) meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary so far, it has found four digits I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +457) The wickedest man of all. Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. you talking about me again? Yes. k +458) "system is fairly sane imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum would you object to that being trademarked I mean phrase trade" oops +459) Something about faiing a asanity check sanity faliling failing +460) Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +461) as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +462) i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +463) oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page thanks elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +464) decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +465) Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are Damn right! +466) " Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +467) im going to resurrect rutian with vitamin pills and book sales +468) adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +469) as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw quintopia: I am at Canada. +470) elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +471) I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +472) The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +473) Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +474) oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +475) Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +476) [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +477) pikhq, living in the future sucks. The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +478) oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +479) btw i saw my first prostitute about a week ago +480) such a famous bisexual Yeah, like Marlon Brando. And Caligula. And... Keeley Hawes? I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +481) elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +482) it was a wonderful dream i died in it that's how it started +483) the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +484) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets #toilet is useless is #toilet even a thing I'm looking for help with toilets +485) Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that Or, at least, my toilet looks different +486) mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +487) drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +488) #%%:]__t�# do you see that that is great progress taking place +489) well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +490) elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +491) elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +492) Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +493) Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +494) No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +495) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires The bacon is worth it +496) ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +497) you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them that doesn't work. we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +498) The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +499) Cut to February War were declared A galaxy in turmoil Anyway, Febuary '10 +500) I can't afford one of those! A grandchild, not a laser printer +501) doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +502) MY CONTINUITY MY FANFICTION RUINED +503) to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +504) god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +505) (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +506) I have a WRT120N Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +507) There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] You've just gave me a different result [...] It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +508) Taneb: See, it's Obama's fault the guy's apartment is now worth less than their mortgage and something something something that translates to not being able to look for a proper fix. Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +509) That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +510) interestingly enough, go is a second player win chess is also first player win tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +511) Fuck clay its only purpose is ecoration +512) Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +513) I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +514) The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +515) Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +516) God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +517) Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +518) So... God has jizzed on everything? have you even READ the bible? +519) Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +520) This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +521) rest in peace lambdabot???? monqy: it'll probably be back later nap in peace +522) ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +523) 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +524) Non sequitur is my forte On-topic discussion is my piano Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte Full fat milk is my pianissimo On which note, I'm hungry +525) in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +526) _ | |__ _ _ ___ | '_ \| | | |/ _ \ | |_) | |_| | __/ |_.__/ \__, |\___| +527) If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +528) monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +529) itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +530) It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +531) Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +532) Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +533) its UNEBARBEL +534) australia kicks ass we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +535) My memory passed rest in peace sgeos memory +536) cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +537) tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +538) [2008] i'm testing Haiku and it appears that it is a major shit 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +539) Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +540) aibohphobia The fear of palindromes +541) Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +542) elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +543) it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +544) Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +545) beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +546) I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +547) So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +548) i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +549) Well, I'm now experimenting with clients It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +550) I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +551) fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +552) Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +553) elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +554) Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +555) "Okay, got i-" "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. SCROLL FOR ME, CHILD." +556) Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. SHIT JUST GOT REAL +557) OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. It's been fun knowing him. +558) Taneb's been hit by melancholy. He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +559) Oh god. I've become a metallurgy hipster. +560) You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +561) Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana Judaism has them beat, of course I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +562) it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +563) I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +564) what i mean by afk is i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +565) anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +566) oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +567) sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +568) Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +569) the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +570) What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +571) it's the pain of the gaps argument no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain it's never close enough +572) Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +573) toasters tend to get hot every time they're used +574) What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +575) well, you have bested me itidus20: Yes. +576) now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +577) What is miff-muffered moof? that's a tough question +578) software patents strike again that's got to be at least three times, now are they out yet? +579) like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with but that would be NP hard I think +580) combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +581) IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +582) I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +583) I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +584) On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +585) A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +586) (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +587) that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +588) I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +589) Maybe if you try diplomacy. Pointy steel diplomacy +590) i started running and smoking i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +591) I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +592) elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +593) this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +594) I think it's fizzie against everyone atm AND EVERYONE IS WINNING EXCEPT FIZZIE +595) lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +596) That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +597) mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +598) im sampling ultra hip holiday hes the boogie woogie santa clause switching to oktoberfest yes i would love to shop to this +599) im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +600) i am out of all the fame loops and the australien soap opera loops so much loop / s omcuh +601) The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +602) elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +603) ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +604) elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +605) They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +606) game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +607) Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +608) we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +609) I keep asking random people for "friendship " and it's crippling +610) I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +611) OK so firstly you should eliminate electrons. +612) Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +613) Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby I will boil your veins. Which is less bad? Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +614) I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +615) FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +616) Electrons are so fragile X-D +617) Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +618) Intake flooded with magma. Reactor connected. Pumps active. YES IT'S WORKING +619) "Do a sea monster while whatever." +620) But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +621) The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +622) I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +623) Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +624) monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] @messages quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +625) theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +626) elliott, it is typical of you Vorpal: so are most things I say +627) well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +628) elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +629) now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = elliott_: let's not start that again." +630) You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +631) OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +632) help me i am so alone :( new computer good enough to simulate real parents +633) elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +634) indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +635) elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +636) Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +637) this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +638) THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +639) It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +640) oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +641) dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! I need.....an adult ;_; +642) We have no leather. Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +643) according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +644) Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +645) When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +646) one time I tried cpp programming ​ it was hellish ​ maybe I should try again +647) CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +648) king is something women are better at than men +649) Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +650) Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +651) [from 2009] That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +652) in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +653) what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +654) I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +655) Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +656) elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +657) You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? Monads are like that, only worse. +658) Mayor says we need to make aluminum items Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +659) Dear god stop staring at me. no never monqy is always staring at everyone. it takes many eyes to do this but I manage He is an inspiration to us all. +660) Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +661) One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +662) Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +663) Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +664) :D :D oh man.. i wonder if they ever made chess variants based off of animes +665) Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... elliott: fuck you. There. Perfect. Carry on. +666) lol :( +667) But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +668) jesus, yes.. he was human and that is fantastic more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +669) I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +670) `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive +671) yes 5 is very infixr +672) if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +673) it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +674) The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +675) OMG What if we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +676) It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. Also lesbian. +677) i agree with elliott +678) did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +679) isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +680) fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +681) It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +682) sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +683) elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +684) Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +685) Vorpal: "still it's a flower in the sense that it's more experienced the nanny" +686) my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +687) I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +688) The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +689) I think stealing is more appropriate +690) i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +691) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +692) but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +693) so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +694) Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +695) [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +696) An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +697) [in the context of Open University] "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +698) l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +699) never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +700) Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +701) When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +702) Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? You stole it from us first! +703) bad people have feelings too but they're bad so it's okay +704) It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +705) Real Tar is GNU tar. You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +706) But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +707) that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +708) fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.26331 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.26331 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,147 @@ +#!/usr/bin/perl +use strict; use warnings; +use v5.10; +use open qw( :encoding(UTF-8) :std); +use Storable 'retrieve'; +use List::Util 'sum'; +use Getopt::Long qw(:config gnu_getopt); +BEGIN { + eval { + require Math::Random::MT::Perl; Math::Random::MT::Perl->import('rand'); + }; +# warn "Optional module Math::Random::MT::Perl not found.\n" if $@; +} + +#constants +my @options = qw(eng-1M eng-all eng-fiction eng-gb eng-us french german hebrew russian spanish irish german-medical bulgarian catalan swedish brazilian canadian-english-insane manx italian ogerman portuguese polish gaelic finnish); +my $n = 4; +my $default_opt = "--eng-1M"; +(my $default_dataset = $default_opt) =~ s/(^|-+)([^-])/\u$2/g; + +#help info +my $help_text = <{$_} } @c; + my $r = rand(sum(@w)); + for(0..$#c) { + return $c[$_] if $r < $w[$_]; + $r -= $w[$_]; + } + print "end of pick loop reached. returned $c[$#w]\n" if $debug_mode; + return $c[$#w]; +} + +sub get_gram { + my ($key) = @_; + ##Lazily interpolate the gram table on the fly + ##then cache the results + unless (defined $grams->{$key}) { + for(@loaded_data) { + my $data = $_->[0]; + my $g = $data->{$key} or next; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$g); + while( my ($c, $v) = each %$g ) { + $grams->{$key}->{$c} += $v/$sum; + } + } + } + return $grams->{$key}; +} + +sub generate { + my $target = pick($freqs) + $target_offset; + my $word = ' ' x ($n-1); + my $c; + do { + my $len = (length $word) - ($n-1); + my %ftable = %{get_gram substr($word, -$n+1, $n-1)}; + ($ftable{' '} //= 0) *= 2**($len-$target); + $c = pick \%ftable; + $word .= $c; + } while $c ne ' '; + $word =~ s/\s//g; + $word = "$word (L-T: @{[length($word) - $target]})" if $debug_mode; + return $word; +} + +sub load_dataset { + my ($mod) = @_; + push @loaded_data, retrieve ("share/WordData/$mod") or die "Unable to load $mod"; +} + +sub main { + ##Option handling + @ARGV = split /\s+/, $ARGV[0] if @ARGV == 1; + my $help_mode; + GetOptions ( + 'd|debug' => \$debug_mode, + 'h|help' => \$help_mode, + 'N|dont-normalize' => \$dont_normalize, + 'o|target-offset=s' => \$target_offset, + map { + my $mod=$_; + $mod =~ s/(^|-)(.)/\u$2/g; + $_, sub { load_dataset $mod }; + } @options + ) or exit 1; + return print $help_text if $help_mode; + + ##Use the default dataset if no others were specified + load_dataset $default_dataset unless @loaded_data; + ##In the case of 1 dataset, skip normalization by copying everything + ##into the tables + if (@loaded_data == 1) { + ($grams, $freqs) = @{$loaded_data[0]}; + } + ##Otherwise, normalize and combine the length histograms. + ##The gram tables will be normalized lazily as needed (see: get_gram) + else { + for (@loaded_data) { + my $fdata = $_->[1]; + my $sum = $dont_normalize || sum(values %$fdata); + while ( my ($len, $f) = each %$fdata ) { + $freqs->{$len} += $f/$sum; + } + } + } + + ##Run word generator and print results + local $, = ' '; + print map {generate} 1..int($ARGV[0]||1); + print "\n"; + return 0; +} + +exit main unless caller; +1; diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.26352 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.26352 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,190 @@ +. +(0tqq (Bbin +(0x tqq (B? 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I wonder what they would look like... +2007-01-10.txt:23:08:36: what's a costum enviornment... and how does it change the axiomatic grand law of python's print statement? +2007-01-18.txt:02:06:00: and maybe "traits"... for simple axiomatic shit. +2007-03-22.txt:23:25:38: because axiomatic systems are equivalent to turing machines, and humans can derive results not possible from axiomatic systesm +2007-03-23.txt:00:33:46: I don't think humans function in a non-axiomatic way, we're just orders of magnitude more complex than any AI ever constructed +2007-03-23.txt:00:43:32: humans function in a non-axiomatic way, unless you consider the laws of physics to be axioms. +2007-03-23.txt:01:39:36: I don't see anything particularly problematic with saying that humans are axiomatic machines- we're complicated enough to make reliable modeling difficult, but it doesn't make us magical. +2007-11-17.txt:03:27:11: (hmm. . . Axiomatic system that allows for f(x)=x^2 and f'(x)=x^2? Tempting.) +2008-06-24.txt:00:27:07: by using a simple axiomatic foundation +2008-06-24.txt:00:27:37: But, what if we find a way to express auto-referential statements within that axiomatic base! +2008-10-08.txt:16:43:08: those are clearly axiomatic opinions +2008-10-08.txt:16:44:00: which is what i mean by an axiomatic opinion +2009-03-28.txt:17:21:32: AnMaster: it's an axiomatic need +2009-04-27.txt:21:50:48: You might take a more axiomatic view instead of a constructivistic one. At least when it comes to relative amounts of emphasis on things. +2009-05-30.txt:05:40:23: Alphabetic arithmetic is a bit of a unique axiomatic system. +2009-07-06.txt:01:23:03: I wonder what sort of screwy axiomatic system he's using, and how much LSD was involved. +2009-07-21.txt:01:25:57: FLOTSAM, JETSAM AND THE AXIOMATIC SYSTEM +2009-08-08.txt:23:33:46: taking everything you said as axiomatic, because I can't be arsed to argue: then we run everything under ring 0 +2009-08-09.txt:18:48:12: if you take it as axiomatic that bad things happen to people because they deserve it, the republican platform makes perfect sense +2009-08-09.txt:18:49:03: and as we all know, the bible is axiomatic because it says so! +2009-08-09.txt:18:49:08: There's very few things that are axiomatic in the Bible. ;) +2009-08-21.txt:00:40:44: pikhq: axiomatic knowledge is by definition faith-based +2009-08-21.txt:00:44:00: Math is not at all internally consistent. It has been proven impossible for any nontrivial axiomatic system to be consistent. ;) +2009-10-19.txt:22:41:51: we had values and variables, are sentences another axiomatic sorta set of things we have +2010-01-18.txt:02:59:17: "And then, Jesus did this thing! AXIOMATICALLY!" +2010-01-18.txt:03:52:58: what are the axiomatic desires +2010-02-07.txt:00:26:20: axiomatic :: a; axiomatic = error "Axioms are unquestionable" +2010-02-07.txt:00:26:39: excludedMiddle = axiomatic +2010-02-20.txt:18:18:01: except you can make non-axiomatic foo/bar pairs with it +2010-02-20.txt:18:18:09: so clearly we need some way to determine whether something is axiomatic :P +2010-02-20.txt:18:18:37: Axiom : *; Axiom = { prop : *, axiomatic : isAxiomatic prop } +2010-02-20.txt:22:17:10: i don't think that's axiomatic though +2010-02-20.txt:22:17:44: I took it axiomatic rather +2010-03-02.txt:18:35:50: Hey, "nullity" can be defined in an axiomatic system. +2010-03-02.txt:22:04:54: I think it's safe to just assume that for anything even remotely in this vicinity, "AnMaster doesn't get it" is pretty axiomatic +2010-03-07.txt:16:14:41: of course i'd have the definition of the 'in' relation be axiomatic but even that doesn't work :) +2010-03-07.txt:22:40:20: In my system I was going to have mu be axiomatic to solve this, like the Epigram people. +2010-03-27.txt:23:44:40: Erm. Could not within the axiomatic system, wasn't it? +2010-03-28.txt:00:34:34: alise: Is'nt the law of the excluded middle about statements that can be derived from the axiomatic system in question? +2010-03-28.txt:00:52:01: alise: Fine. I shall start using a form of limited law of excluded middle. "Any proposition which can be reasoned about in an axiomatic system must be either true or false in that axiomatic system." +2010-05-15.txt:16:56:01: Anyway, seriously, adding axiomatic >c travellers to Life. +2010-05-15.txt:17:04:04: Phantom_Hoover: Axiomatically. +2010-05-15.txt:17:29:38: OK, so how do we define speed axiomatically? +2010-06-01.txt:17:04:12: Also, is logic an axiomatic system? +2010-06-25.txt:17:27:48: are sets an axiomatic notion in the philosophy of mathematics? +2010-07-29.txt:22:43:49: AnMaster: Maybe in the retard axiomatic system. +2010-08-29.txt:02:55:32: It is axiomatic that well-encrypted text is indistinguishable from Lojban. +2010-09-05.txt:04:05:47: Is there an uncountable infinite discreet space? A countably infinite continuous space? Or are these axiomatically tied in, or is there a theorem? +2010-10-02.txt:04:18:37: oerjan: I created your being; post hoc ergo propter hoc axiomatic, fallacies embedded into the velvet that defines you, it; machinery whirrs and purrs and ASCII saucepans confers. +2010-10-13.txt:20:40:37: Axiomatic Axolotl +2010-10-20.txt:17:36:11: usually the libc would be considered axiomatic there... +2010-10-21.txt:16:29:06: wtf is this encoding: ./share/libc/__fc_string_axiomatic.h: Non-ISO extended-ASCII C program text +2010-11-11.txt:00:35:41: elliott: No, I'm just asking why it was chosen as an axiom in the ZFC axiomatic system. I know that it's a god-damned axiom. +2010-11-11.txt:00:37:51: pikhq: If only the Bible contained an axiomatic system -- a good proportion of the population wouldn't have to argue :P +2010-11-11.txt:00:38:06: (extra points for demonstration of the bible's inconsistency in that axiomatic system) +2010-11-11.txt:00:38:26: The Bible's axiomatic system is complete! +2010-11-11.txt:00:39:04: pikhq: Infinite points for proving that the axiomatic system is inconsistent and thus contradicting the Bible's infallibility. +2010-12-10.txt:22:32:54: zzo38, well, saying "not in nonstandard analysis" is like saying "2+2 /= 4 in Z_4"; it's an axiomatic thing. +2011-01-04.txt:15:28:10: j-invariant: either he considers the stdlib axiomatic, or he thinks that people run around with different incompatible stdlibs. well ok you do but nobody else does :) +2011-01-26.txt:14:53:46: (Where Th is an axiomatic theory) +2011-01-26.txt:16:56:12: Th being the axiomatic theory S is provable in +2011-01-26.txt:16:59:40: (note that the completeness<->satisfiable equivalence, in an axiomatic logic system, follows from the principle of explosion and one other statement that I need to dig out of my notes) +2011-03-09.txt:15:21:52: because relations are properties that have to be taken, fundamentally, as axiomatic +2011-03-09.txt:15:23:15: if we define the set {(0, 1)}, then 0 and 1 are axiomatically in a relation +2011-03-09.txt:15:27:46: i've always taken sets as axiomatic +2011-04-19.txt:17:17:29: they are clearly capable of formulating a proof, and working one out. but, they have taken it as axiomatic that the earth is flat and then continue on from there, discarding results that don't confirm their axioms +2011-04-21.txt:18:16:18: yeah anti-axiomatics is kind of a cool view +2011-05-31.txt:06:55:43: pikhq_, ah, but you're using AXIOMATICS which you DON'T UNDERSTAND. +2011-05-31.txt:07:05:56: Sgeo, because when confronted with the reasons he was wrong he dismissed them as BASELESS AXIOMATICS WHICH MOST MATHEMATICS NEITHER UNDERSTAND NOR USE +2011-06-09.txt:22:22:24: In your estimation, is there a logically consistent axiomatic system in which there are a group of statements which comprise a complete description of how our universe operates? +2011-06-09.txt:22:24:57: ais523: And you still affirm your answer to my question about axiomatic systems, yes? +2011-06-09.txt:22:50:31: I believe that any set of non-trivial axiomatic laws for the universe will be inconsistent or unable to prove its own completeness. Thus, while we can certainly make pretty good approximations of how the universe works, I don't think we can ever be certain that we have discovered everything that can be known about it. This doesn't disprove that a complete system might exist, but it makes unlikely that we'll ever know wha +2011-07-26.txt:04:07:46: and true & false applies to _models_, not axiomatic theories. +2011-07-26.txt:04:21:55: Much like scientific theories, one can only disprove the consistency of an axiomatic system. +2011-07-31.txt:06:34:38: Presumably those things which can only be defined in terms of themselves are axiomatic. +2011-12-05.txt:21:17:57: `pastelogs axiomatic diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.26726 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.26726 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +2008-03-16.txt:22:37:40: don't wanna be a killjoy, but if it's the latter, it's not that crazy :P +2008-05-27.txt:21:22:52: AnMaster is such a killjoy :D +2009-11-08.txt:00:04:27: killjoy +2010-09-11.txt:00:50:45: oklopol: killjoy! goodnight +2011-09-21.txt:21:26:01: `pastelogs killjoy diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.27268 diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.27399 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.27399 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +#!/bin/sh +exec /hackenv/lib/frink -e "$@" + diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.27718 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.27718 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +2011-09-21.txt:02:08:06: that idea "of yours" is mine evincar. i called it "descriptive" or "declarative" languages and told you about it. and in fact you didn't get it at first. +2011-09-21.txt:02:11:13: search for "descriptive" or "declarative" +2011-09-21.txt:02:12:55: `log .*?descriptive +2011-09-21.txt:02:12:59: 2011-09-21.txt:02:12:55: `log .*?descriptive +2011-09-21.txt:02:13:02: `log .*?descriptive +2011-09-21.txt:02:13:06: 2011-09-21.txt:02:11:13: search for "descriptive" or "declarative" +2011-09-21.txt:02:14:25: `pastelogs /hackenv/bin/pastelogs +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 600 Sep 14 23:58 pastelogs +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 87 Sep 14 23:58 pastenquotes +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 67 Sep 14 23:58 pastequotes +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 31 Sep 14 23:58 pastewisdom +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 22 Sep 14 23:58 ping +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 79 Sep 14 23:58 prefixes +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 26 Sep 14 23:58 quine +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 163 Sep 14 23:58 quote +lrwxrwxrwx 1 5000 0 5 Sep 14 23:58 quotes -> quote +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 427 Sep 14 23:58 roll +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 148 Sep 14 23:58 toutf8 +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 46 Sep 14 23:58 translate +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 499 Sep 14 23:58 translatefromto +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 43 Sep 14 23:58 translateto +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 163 Sep 14 23:58 url +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 1559 Sep 14 23:58 wl +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 760 Sep 14 23:58 wolfram +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 36 Sep 14 23:58 wtf + +./paste: +total 12 +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 1904 Sep 14 23:58 paste.20134 +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 2273 Sep 14 23:58 paste.31636 +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 587 Sep 14 23:58 paste.3585 + +./wisdom: +total 76 +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 64 Sep 14 23:58 c +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 126 Sep 14 23:58 elliott +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 245 Sep 14 23:58 esoteric +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 25 Sep 14 23:58 everyone +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 133 Sep 14 23:58 finland +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 18 Sep 14 23:58 friendship +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 65 Sep 14 23:58 gregor +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 210 Sep 14 23:58 hackego +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 106 Sep 14 23:58 haskell +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 79 Sep 14 23:58 intercal +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 14 Sep 14 23:58 monqy +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 34 Sep 14 23:58 oerjan +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 132 Sep 14 23:58 qdb +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 216 Sep 14 23:58 qdbformat +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 12 Sep 14 23:58 shachaf +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 7 Sep 14 23:58 u +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 54 Sep 14 23:58 vorpal +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 167 Sep 14 23:58 welcome +-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 40 Sep 14 23:58 wiki diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.27876 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.27876 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +2011-09-25.txt:05:12:53: -!- MichaelBurge has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-25.txt:21:11:34: -!- MichaelBurge has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). +2011-09-25.txt:22:43:49: -!- MichaelBurge has joined #esoteric. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.28118 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.28118 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +2010-06-21.txt:02:32:20: Maaaan. The lack of a C compiler is really harshing my buzz here. +2011-09-21.txt:21:25:27: `pastelogs harsh.*buzz diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.28305 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.28305 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +696) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.28696 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.28696 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2003-01-21.txt:09:59:01: printed with a befunge prog or something? I recall seeing a sierpinski-triangle-printer once. +2003-01-29.txt:16:00:23: This is annoying. The more I learn about programming languages, the harder it is to come up with something esoteric. +2003-02-07.txt:04:10:43: are you going to spout something esoteric for me? +2003-02-07.txt:04:39:05: OT III? is that scientologist or something? +2003-02-13.txt:01:37:00: i dunno, something simple I guess.. could make a cheesy little menu, "configure interpreter", "run program", etc +2003-03-04.txt:03:51:09: well, you could use something like MAF as a base to build forths for different hardware on top of ;-) +2003-03-11.txt:05:02:03: Taaus: they actually do distribute it, I think its some kind of legal status or something, perhaps they want the government to leave them alone? +2003-03-16.txt:04:04:47: might have something +2003-03-16.txt:04:05:15: I guess you could do something like this: "distribute" the contents of the memory cell you wish to test into two other memory cells. You then end up with either N/2 and N/2+1 or two N/2... Subtract these from each other, and you get 0 or 1. +2003-04-12.txt:13:34:01: Well... No reason is as good a reason as any... Or something. ;) +2003-04-20.txt:01:42:06: Something like Haskell +2003-04-20.txt:01:45:45: so you can do something like 2 + [arraylist] +2003-07-09.txt:03:05:24: where a machine is something that can change state, e.g. operate +2003-07-09.txt:03:37:54: GEB sounds like something i really have to read, which is why I don't. +2003-07-26.txt:04:05:12: Or something by Hofstadter. +2003-07-29.txt:18:31:42: Unless i'm missing something obvious +2003-07-29.txt:18:36:50: Hmm... If it had something akin to doesNotUnderstand:, then it might be possible. +2003-07-29.txt:18:43:33: or fortran or something +2003-07-29.txt:22:36:53: There's something very bizarre about the interpreter. It doesn't reset the environment between compilations, or something. +2003-07-29.txt:22:38:09: Well, maybe he's fixed it... But it definitely carried over _something_ when I tried it originally.. +2003-07-29.txt:23:56:07: Tiny objecty languages are always fun, but they always lack something. +2003-07-29.txt:23:56:13: Usually something which Python doesn't lack. +2003-07-30.txt:20:18:55: Hmm... I thought purists.org was kraml.at, or something? +2003-07-30.txt:20:36:57: i thought you were a CS student or something like that. +2003-07-30.txt:20:53:56: that sounds like something gould would enjoy! +2003-07-30.txt:21:22:51: something is strange here +2003-07-31.txt:18:00:30: Like 'got me' or something? +2003-08-01.txt:04:28:16: I thought the Thue example programs were a mess. Increment should be something like: +2003-08-01.txt:04:28:43: and decrement should be something like: +2003-08-07.txt:21:50:56: Nope... Do you reckon there may be something about it in NKS? +2003-08-12.txt:19:16:25: I was planning on doing something along the lines of a mixture (read: bastard child) of Forth and Scheme. +2003-08-12.txt:19:16:35: sounds like something i heard of. +2003-08-16.txt:20:47:39: Well... Playsomething else, then... Say, the violin :) +2003-09-04.txt:01:37:41: Nice. Or something. +2003-09-04.txt:01:47:24: * lament wonders if he was going to say something +2003-09-04.txt:02:18:01: Is that you always get something wrong! +2003-09-08.txt:13:20:24: ~awaken And now for something completely different. +2003-10-21.txt:00:42:06: well .. found out that my expr1 <= and >=.. I was excited :) ran it through all 65536 combos to make sure each one was perfect +2003-10-21.txt:00:58:20: and most of the times to do something usefull you result in using GOSBVLs to supported entry points, i.e. SysRPL commands +2003-10-24.txt:06:38:17: and the program is some sort of an exponential regression or something, and i don't know exp. regression :) +2003-10-28.txt:02:23:51: do something in the shortest way you can +2003-12-17.txt:06:40:55: our 'introductory course' is scheme, and up to last year it was taught using sicp as the course material and was a moderately challenging course, called (translated) something like 'programming T1', then in the next semester there's 'programming T2' which uses C and java and is utterly trivial. +2003-12-17.txt:06:42:34: (this year 't1' was changed to 'introduction to programming', half of the material was cut away and the book changed to htdp ( design programs), because they thought it was _too_ challenging. I'd disagree but no-one asks me.) +2003-12-29.txt:21:58:45: either overwritting the last position or something else +2003-12-29.txt:22:05:36: implementations are allowed to delegate their problems to something else +2003-12-29.txt:22:19:18: if something has an infinite tape, it's a function? +2003-12-29.txt:22:44:38: so an implementation is something that when a computer is applied to it, can be applied to a time and unknown event sequence to profuce a function that can be applied to a program in the lanuage that it implements and can produce the same result as that language given some appropriate time and event sequence? +2004-01-22.txt:02:30:04: I think it might have something to do with integrals. +2004-01-22.txt:02:34:44: lectures started.. hm, monday this week? something like that. exams before that. +2004-01-22.txt:02:51:03: I think I'll try to take a two-hour break and try find something to eat during the lecture. the slides should be/appear in the net. +2004-01-22.txt:03:17:21: maybe it's out of fuel or something. +2004-02-08.txt:05:04:32: or something like that +2004-02-08.txt:05:14:26: (or something that is a superset/equivalent of a utm) +2004-02-08.txt:20:52:21: Toreun: second, you could implement something like the game of life - probably easy with a 2d field and source editing +2004-02-08.txt:21:02:22: you don't really define functions, you define a character to do something +2004-02-10.txt:23:14:56: well, optimally 'both'. first one to confirm the turing-completeness and the second one to make sure you have something to reliably run it on. +2004-02-10.txt:23:27:05: generally I just think php is boring. it does the normal imperative programming basics. oh, there's something I dislike: the "object system", if it can be called that. +2004-02-10.txt:23:51:30: this when I last tried to write something in javascript. +2004-02-10.txt:23:52:11: yeah, actually getting your program to output something is the most painful part +2004-02-12.txt:00:52:18: unless I can find some sort of recursive acronym or something that would make sense, I wouldn't want something so unoriginal +2004-02-12.txt:01:02:48: well, still, I want a clever name or something +2004-02-12.txt:01:17:37: eso stranges o-something? +2004-02-12.txt:01:23:11: the gui startup should be something as stupid in the movie hackers +2004-02-12.txt:01:30:30: I'd be afraid that something that colorful would bring upon epilepsy +2004-02-13.txt:01:06:58: lighten up or something, that was a joke :P +2004-03-06.txt:09:20:17: now with something like saxophone that's understandable +2004-04-30.txt:07:47:16: I think it was something like, the text listed programming languages (C, Scheme, Haskell, Brainfudge[1]) +2004-04-30.txt:07:49:01: Well, brainfork is not actually known to be turing-complete; besides which brainfooey is not something any sane programmer would want to program in. For more info on brainfufu, look at the website (...). Of course, it's not actually called Brainflock, but we don't want to mention bad words and all that shit. +2004-04-30.txt:21:39:29: i hate web-designing; i can't hack together something more than a minimalistic spit +2004-05-01.txt:04:06:52: Hungarian punctuation or something? +2004-05-01.txt:08:02:44: ah, something a little interesting, now +2004-05-01.txt:08:36:07: -!- andreou changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ please provide feedback. the wiki will be ready Really Soon Now. -- language of the week: http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/ook.html write something in/for ook. +2004-05-01.txt:08:40:37: It might be because my screen is over 1200 px wide or something... +2004-05-04.txt:01:11:48: hm, coding under the influence of entheogens will probably be *something* +2004-05-04.txt:01:23:10: I guess linking to ?something is gonna have to suffice +2004-05-04.txt:03:01:34: ``Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer'' that reminds me of something. +2004-05-04.txt:03:22:37: but translated into .png by a bug-ridden malbolge program... that's something. +2004-05-04.txt:03:26:23: something like that +2004-05-04.txt:03:47:11: something about not having whois information +2004-05-04.txt:03:48:10: it's probably something else +2004-05-04.txt:03:52:30: hm i need something that won't need a whole libc+perl tree +2004-05-04.txt:03:58:45: 1200 by 900 or something like that +2004-05-04.txt:03:59:16: thanks... I figured there should be something there +2004-05-06.txt:01:24:58: Did you send that to something@burr.something? +2004-05-06.txt:01:44:32: actually... let me try something +2004-05-06.txt:01:48:10: Maybe something is caching the webpage +2004-05-06.txt:01:52:22: yeah, something like that +2004-05-06.txt:02:05:21: There's something in the CSS specification about text-align: center only applying to inline elements +2004-05-06.txt:02:05:50: if only it wasn't so difficult to get something standard in webdesign... maybe there would be a turing complete design language +2004-05-07.txt:05:36:40: -!- lament changed the topic of #esoteric to: http://bitrot.ee.teiath.gr/esoteric/ please provide feedback. the wiki will be ready Really Soon Now. -- language of the week: http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/ook.html write something in/for ook. || http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath135.htm +2004-05-18.txt:22:27:17: of course. Isn't that a law of computing or something? +2004-05-25.txt:04:42:37: whattaya know, you do learn something new every day +2004-05-25.txt:08:36:16: maybe you should do something radically different, like a 180 degree turn. or did you do that already? hard to say. +2004-05-25.txt:19:50:15: java is something fun you learn later +2004-05-27.txt:12:53:32: we can also discuss something publicly :) +2004-05-27.txt:13:00:29: i just read something about befunge, gotta say i didn't understand anything :O but it seemed interesting +2004-05-27.txt:15:27:07: and if not that, then something from the BBS era. +2004-05-27.txt:15:28:16: i'll stay with brainf#ck, but this befunge is just something i don't wanna miss :) +2004-05-27.txt:16:32:13: i'll try to see if i find something someday +2004-05-27.txt:21:58:49: I have seven z80 cpus somewhere here, in case I ever felt like that. 'yleiselektroniikka' sold those for something like 0.50e/piece. +2004-05-27.txt:23:46:34: next time I write a disassembler or a decompiler or something that needs to generate lost labels, I'll just foo-convert the values of the labels. +2004-05-28.txt:20:53:09: true. wow, 16 people in this room, is that a record or something +2004-05-28.txt:20:57:16: something broken in my pdf, makes no sense, apparently few lines are missing. +2004-05-29.txt:07:21:20: soon i'll have to go and get my something-paper-where-is-grades 'cos summer break (!!) starts.. +2004-05-29.txt:07:28:22: writing something 24/7 you don't like isn't a dream job +2004-05-30.txt:17:18:26: something good had to happen when i was away for a day.. +2004-05-30.txt:17:34:24: well, i could try to say something between that joining and quiting time :) +2004-05-30.txt:19:25:40: i'm kinda same when it comes to designing something +2004-05-30.txt:20:05:53: yes, well, "dark hive" sort of needs something like that. +2004-05-30.txt:20:18:18: but then again one could just use scsh or something sensible for those. +2004-05-30.txt:20:22:23: I just wrote a simple perl script to do [something]. I wonder what it might have been. +2004-05-30.txt:21:05:06: "win98 without mouse" sounds like something to use as a punishment for misbehaving slaves. +2004-05-30.txt:21:06:18: i've been wanting to get linux or something other os than it for many years but couldn't get anything done to that thing :( +2004-05-30.txt:22:06:33: well, if I manage to drag myself to work there's a slight chance I might manage to get something done. +2004-05-31.txt:20:50:25: well, maybe not anything, but something. +2004-06-01.txt:19:28:27: Not emotionally or something wishy-washy like that. +2004-06-03.txt:15:00:53: I.. dunno. I guess I should try getting home or something. +2004-06-03.txt:16:25:23: and another is a SGI indy (commonly described as "indigo without the go"), which achieves impressive levels of uselessness too. especially since it has irix 6.5.something installed and using it is "a bit" sluggish. +2004-06-04.txt:16:19:18: although the thrill did wear off after the first few months, and now when I have to download something from the Real Internet (as opposed to the local network here or funet) it feels _really really slow._ (usually ~100-500kB/s) +2004-06-04.txt:16:20:03: I guess I'm becoming bandwidth-spoiled or something. +2004-06-04.txt:18:07:49: darn, i have something wrong in my bf code.. +2004-06-04.txt:18:12:56: something in your bf code made you do 'Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)' and stay away from irc an hour? +2004-06-05.txt:16:57:33: just small opinion: do you think program should ask 'are you sure you want to ..' things or just do something, or should there be something where user can set it to ask or deactive the feature? +2004-06-10.txt:20:23:15: or something like that. +2004-06-10.txt:20:54:01: lament: if you have infinit memory space what do you do about something like +[>+] ? +2004-06-10.txt:21:09:53: automatic refactoring or something?.. +2004-06-11.txt:22:11:52: converts ascii-binary to ascii-decimal, I think. something like that anyway. +2004-06-11.txt:22:15:55: uses lots of cells too, something like 3*decimal-digits or 4*decimal-digits of the number. +2004-06-12.txt:12:37:52: i should soon try doing something.. +2004-06-22.txt:18:09:17: and if I have any luck I'll get to do something !java tomorrow. +2004-06-22.txt:19:51:55: i'll go to eat something +2004-06-23.txt:20:38:16: well, if you're gonna be going for a graduate program, do something in undergrad that won't be too hard or time consuming, and will be able to get you a job when you're through +2004-06-24.txt:17:17:26: quick c question.. I have a getchar().. if it's negative (error) I want it to set to zero.. can I do something like getchar()?:0 +2004-06-24.txt:17:18:51: you have to do something like (c=getchar())>0?c:0 +2004-06-26.txt:21:05:19: if there is something that can be done by a human brain +2004-06-28.txt:03:43:57: something works alright only 90% of the time, including the 90% +2004-06-28.txt:18:55:44: From what I've seen, it's something like a typeless C. +2004-06-29.txt:18:03:00: just wondering, did anyone ever make brainfuck-native hardware? I read something about it awhile, and I'm just wondering if anything happened with it +2004-07-02.txt:06:11:07: Anyhow, Toreun, it turns out that SOMETHING has a conflict with one of the windows automatic updates... once I installed it, it would screw up alllllll the time! +2004-07-02.txt:06:32:15: Well, if you have random access, the problem's solved. Just poke the data at (x,y), and the return location at (x+1,y) or something like that +2004-07-02.txt:06:33:44: So something has to move from (x,y) to (a,b) one cell at a time? +2004-07-02.txt:06:33:49: The problem is, I want the language to support arbitrarily large fields, and I can't have an arbitrary goto command on something that can be larger than the biggest integer the language supports +2004-07-06.txt:07:23:32: hahaha... hmmm... "you're banned until you say something!" +2004-07-06.txt:20:02:51: malloc would look something like: int mem; malloc(int cells) { mem[1] = mem[0]; mem[0] = mem[0] + bytes; return mem[1]; } +2004-07-06.txt:20:04:42: usually, but c allows you to go past the end, or even use array syntax on something that isn't an array +2004-07-06.txt:20:06:36: you mean your C allows you to use array syntax on something that isn't an array? in traditional c a[b] needs to have either a or be to be a pointer. +2004-07-06.txt:20:09:19: guess so. but now when you get a byte[] of something, if you cast an element of it to int all >0x80 values 0xnn get type-extended to 0xffffffnn. +2004-07-08.txt:17:03:06: or something like that +2004-07-08.txt:17:12:24: I wonder how long it'll take before we see the first brainf*ck web server that talks something like SLIP into the input/output streams of brainf*ck. +2004-07-08.txt:17:21:08: nope, i remember there was tap interface. there should be readme or something. +2004-07-08.txt:17:27:06: not sure if it's something with protected mode or what +2004-07-08.txt:17:27:39: does it hang or does it print something before death? +2004-07-08.txt:17:31:50: that stuff from Adam Dunkels works just like a charm in *nix and easy to debug. in dos and windows you will need to do something to terminate such a strange networking. +2004-07-12.txt:21:02:01: is there an easy way to deal with that (I'm using something similar to recursive descent, using a stack rather than recursive calls) +2004-07-17.txt:22:55:30: then I used to have a frisbee-like thing, only it was just a ring, not a disc, with a somewhat elastic outer edge, and then ~6cm of fabric inside the outer edge, but that broke. I believe it was called "whoosh" or "woosh" or something like that. +2004-07-26.txt:22:04:57: maybe i should try to program something nice to my ti-86 +2004-08-04.txt:06:09:40: basically the situation is that I'm using registers during evaluation.. for example a=b turns into something like r1=a, r2=b, r1=r2.. however that doesn't transfer the value of b to a.. only to r1. +2004-08-04.txt:06:17:56: What if you have something like getAddress() = getOtherAddress() +2004-08-04.txt:06:42:51: If you need memory you could do something like a=malloc(1000) +2004-08-04.txt:06:49:26: anyhow.. I'll keep thinking on it and see if I can come up with something +2004-08-05.txt:04:46:25: it says something about ragnarok online. +2004-09-14.txt:21:27:53: something has to be thought for orphan letters which probably will appear. maybe if a letter set doesn't form an instruction, it could be pushed to stack +2004-09-14.txt:21:31:39: mm. that would be something. error-based language. +2004-09-14.txt:21:47:28: hey lindi-... remember that stupid picture in today's Power Point show? the one where the PC was cooking something. +2004-09-23.txt:19:53:25: lindi-: so every program would be a polynomial of degree n, or something? +2004-09-23.txt:19:55:18: ok... unfortunately I don't have any math software installed... I guess I should soon get something. +2004-09-23.txt:20:42:38: but at least i've learned something this week. when i cycled back home today i could also do some partical fraction decompositions in my head :P +2004-09-25.txt:11:41:21: Hm, I'll have to think of something. +2004-10-31.txt:18:54:24: i realized something +2004-11-07.txt:22:26:19: well: algorithm detection is non-trivial, and it's pretty hard to make sure there are no unexpected effects. "normal" optimizations are hard enough. haven't heard of any compiler that'd do something like that. +2004-11-07.txt:22:29:31: of course implementing something like that might be an interesting exercise, I don't deny that. +2004-11-07.txt:22:31:20: not related, but mooz could perhaps say something here about his "random programs" experiments. +2004-11-14.txt:03:29:42: I think they "liked" the basic compiler better though. Something about seeing a screen full of bf seems to make someone freak out +2004-11-14.txt:05:18:20: one thing I miss, which is kind of weird.. is not having types in python. Makes it harder to see what something is, because usually a type can be syntax highlighted +2004-12-01.txt:17:37:45: something about program that would convert +2004-12-17.txt:19:02:39: it's something x-chat +2004-12-17.txt:19:02:39: i don't even know how to install something :\ +2004-12-17.txt:19:12:13: hmm, time to get something background to the desktop.. +2004-12-19.txt:21:51:32: This one doesn't, we're just happy something happens. :p +2004-12-23.txt:09:47:29: email me if you make something boot up.. I'd love to see it! :) jeff@kidsquid.com +2004-12-23.txt:12:40:17: hi; i suck at C, could someone make me small code that would only read something file byte per byte, end when the file is read or stop in case of error.. i can't find good example anywhere :( +2004-12-25.txt:13:58:03: maybe im making something bad +2004-12-26.txt:12:36:56: in some it ends with 0 bottles and in some that there is no more bottles or something.. +2004-12-26.txt:12:52:50: Mooz was thinking of perhaps doing a befunge processor with verilog or some other hardware description language as a course project or something. :p +2004-12-26.txt:13:58:59: I thought it was something more fundamental +2004-12-26.txt:14:03:29: that's something I'd call fundamentally different. +2004-12-26.txt:14:27:28: I'd say something like 300 transistors +2004-12-26.txt:21:13:41: i thought about something like lisp but more minimal +2004-12-26.txt:21:18:48: the area of esoteric languages is quite good explored already. it's hard it invent something interesting. +2004-12-26.txt:21:53:57: before trying to create something "new" +2004-12-26.txt:21:55:27: then just try to come up with something that's like neither one of those :) +2004-12-26.txt:22:44:51: and then i will think about something more complicated +2004-12-27.txt:18:47:14: ok ;) just google for "free homepage" or something. +2004-12-27.txt:18:54:27: like www.keymakersbrainfuck.tk or keymakerbf.cjb.net or something like that +2004-12-27.txt:18:59:32: but currently they have enough money to run it till 2015 or something even if nobody pays +2004-12-27.txt:19:06:37: ZeroOne: it was just something along the lines of "whoops, i forgot to inform person X and service Y about my new address, can't cancel mikrobitti yet" +2004-12-29.txt:19:32:49: i've been pondering ideas for how to get esolangs to talk to the outside world, which is something an eso OS would need. +2005-01-16.txt:12:05:40: is there something wrong in the following befunge-93 program? here: +2005-01-17.txt:16:42:58: hmmm, i'm hungry; better (try) to find something to eat :\ +2005-01-29.txt:20:45:57: arke: I'm talking about something different :) +2005-02-02.txt:20:42:21: or something like that :p +2005-02-08.txt:19:32:27: better try doing something useful.. hmm.. +2005-02-10.txt:02:37:28: or something very similar +2005-02-10.txt:05:05:45: that's a good idea for a language.. just would need an interesting mapping of emoticons to getting something done +2005-02-11.txt:21:58:57: just thought about programming something with php +2005-02-11.txt:21:59:45: and realized that maybe i could start thinking about something :) +2005-02-16.txt:17:50:00: hmmm something's wrong in the code... +2005-02-16.txt:17:53:21: according to the interpreter something causes some overflow +2005-02-18.txt:16:52:00: hmm. but must go, once again. i try to do something that i probably can't do since i'm a loser.. bye. +2005-02-18.txt:20:44:18: I'll try to remember to test it with gcc next time I do something with it (if ever) +2005-02-18.txt:22:33:26: something tells me it's insane, and something else "send it already" +2005-02-25.txt:00:50:34: i was thinking something more along the lines of MOUSE, or LOGO, +2005-02-25.txt:00:51:43: you know, any language with sprite abilities can make something like that +2005-02-27.txt:21:04:21: yeah, this is for fun, although i should take it more seriously. anyways, in my humble opinion world doesn't need that much more programs that do something "useful", like convert cd burners, mp3 players, web design tools, etc.. and that's why it's better to use languages that are a bit more limited and offer enjoyment, and make programs that do interesting stuff, like printing Hello World!, calculate pi, do cellular automaton, print their own source.. :) +2005-03-01.txt:10:51:54: arke: what's wrong with brainfuck? doing something program or..? +2005-03-04.txt:00:26:09: <{^Raven^}> thus, you want to check for eof so you do something like [-].+++++., +2005-03-04.txt:00:27:08: something like that would be good +2005-03-04.txt:00:28:14: {^Raven^}: jeffry was working on something like this. +2005-03-05.txt:13:38:46: hmmm, or was 1000kb something like megabyte? my brain is ****ed +2005-03-05.txt:13:53:52: <{^Raven^}> i'd like to see a for-profit BrainFuck company ;) that would be something +2005-03-05.txt:20:08:13: by the way; does anyone know a good mp3 player for linux? like something that's like winamp in windows, like something popular? +2005-03-05.txt:20:28:08: is it just me or is many brainfuck "tutorial" on the net just actually there to try to make its author look "1337 h4x0r" because he can print his alias in this language? :) as well, it seems that many just covers basic things like ++++[>+++++<-] and says "have fun programming!" or limits to only badly made code of brainfuck program that prints out something..? :) +2005-03-05.txt:20:34:40: but i hope someday i can get something really awesome done.. ah.. +2005-03-05.txt:20:44:30: and yeah, a _real_ tutorial would be nice. something that demonstrates that it really is just as computationally powerful as java, or whatever is on most coder's minds these days. +2005-03-05.txt:20:50:26: there should be tutorial to cover more of the cool stuff in brainfuck instead of telling that one can't create something in it (it's just those "tutorial" writers' skills that suck, not the language!) +2005-03-05.txt:22:01:20: <{^Raven^}> maybe someone with the coding ability could create something similiar for BF +2005-03-05.txt:22:17:38: i sense something like that +2005-03-05.txt:22:59:11: <{^Raven^}> and I want to make something that can be applied to every esoteric language, including malbolge - but i'll not be writing the demonstration code for that one +2005-03-05.txt:23:17:30: but, until i write something up, my taste is a moot point :) +2005-03-05.txt:23:17:35: i'll write something up. +2005-03-06.txt:01:27:36: lament: you're right.. I only get the bf urge every once in a while.. but when I do, usually something fun comes of it +2005-03-06.txt:01:55:39: ok, i wrote something up. +2005-03-06.txt:03:30:24: <{^Raven^}> this looks like the start of something interesting +2005-03-06.txt:07:54:41: i've implemented something too +2005-03-06.txt:08:41:16: although in any case the input routine turns into "do i have something to return? if so return it. if not then do real input" +2005-03-06.txt:08:58:02: calamari: it's not that i want to argue, it's just that there are pros and cons to each approach. i'll consider both sides and write something up, maybe we can get a better idea about it. in the very worst case, pesoix can support both... somehow :) +2005-03-06.txt:23:59:17: BIOS services, DOS services, something else? +2005-03-07.txt:17:28:18: or does something not so good.. +2005-03-11.txt:04:04:54: <{^Raven^}> no, fork is not something i have played with +2005-03-15.txt:15:59:54: that way you can have something that will work for your game +2005-03-16.txt:03:55:45: maybe just worked on 1.40 because the array got moved or something +2005-03-17.txt:00:52:20: arke: I did something similar in a previous contest.. first I wrote it in basic, using functions.. then I removed the functions and used gosub, then I removed the gosubs, just using if/goto/stack. then I saw that someone had it to something like 37 bf instructions, and I gave up :) +2005-03-17.txt:04:22:15: I think I just figured it out.. was on to something with the diagonals. If the sums are displayed on a grid: +2005-03-17.txt:04:28:44: anyhow, what I'm getting at is that the "formula" goes something like: +2005-03-17.txt:19:33:23: hey.. iirc was there something that had only three instructions or something? the name sounded like something OISC or something.. can't remember, read in wikipedia.. +2005-03-17.txt:19:43:21: it complains something to me +2005-03-17.txt:20:58:25: one thing to know about cvs is that once something is put on, it can be removed, but it will still be there, in a deleted fashion +2005-03-17.txt:20:59:04: to add something to the repository, you first tell it cvs add (filename) +2005-03-17.txt:21:00:54: it will ask for a log file entry.. put something like "initial version" +2005-03-17.txt:23:30:07: bah, something is wrong with it +2005-03-18.txt:19:28:33: hmm, may have something +2005-03-19.txt:22:46:41: is there something wrong in implementation? +2005-03-20.txt:05:36:26: do you have irc wake you up or something? +2005-03-20.txt:06:36:42: c can't be completely interpreted by bf without something like pesoix +2005-03-24.txt:23:02:37: but at least you can say you can program something in brainfuck if you can do this ;) +2005-03-28.txt:09:23:18: as well, has the code something to do with roman numbers? (just thought about the file name roman5.bf and those I, V, X.. stuff there) +2005-03-30.txt:14:10:12: Tefad: something like that +2005-03-31.txt:16:40:02: it can be this mandrake 10.0 has crap software or then something's wrong, but can't get a file that is about on mb opened.. +2005-03-31.txt:16:42:31: something really strange is happening. +2005-04-01.txt:10:51:15: "The user asked Petrovich to do something with a soft porn file, and Petrovich responded by deleting the file. The user did not want this to happen, so punishes Petrovich." :p +2005-04-05.txt:15:41:43: but I'll probably call it bloated kipple or something :) +2005-04-05.txt:15:55:18: by the way, could the web applet perhaps have some counter for every loop, that if something loop is executed, let's say more than 2000000 times it would quit and assume the program got stuck in infinite loop? +2005-04-05.txt:15:57:17: kipple is something I work on when I get inspiration. and inspiration is closely related to feedback :) +2005-04-05.txt:15:57:45: so something will probably happen soon :) +2005-04-06.txt:10:38:48: i'm going to do something really cool now :) +2005-04-09.txt:05:31:43: i remember, while skimming the list archives, seeing something about one +2005-04-14.txt:21:22:05: i try to contribute something sometime +2005-04-14.txt:22:27:30: it shouldn't be a problem having a C program read from an infinite tape stream, just like a turing machine. Or am I missing something here?? +2005-04-14.txt:22:31:32: Input, yes, but a Turing machine needs a seekable and rewritable "something" for the tape. +2005-04-15.txt:20:00:54: grrrrrrrr although seems there still is some bug.. there's something wrong with memory movement although it now loads the numbers correctly +2005-04-24.txt:02:49:42: anyone here knows something about a dinosaur named 'stenonychosaure' ???? +2005-04-28.txt:17:32:51: but is there something different with befunge? +2005-04-28.txt:19:52:56: probably should read something Turing Machines for Dummies +2005-04-28.txt:19:52:59: or something +2005-04-28.txt:20:30:22: or something +2005-05-01.txt:16:30:28: btw, formauri.es is back online; it was probably on mainteinance or something +2005-05-04.txt:05:33:26: Hmmmmmm, just noticed something that may be a bug... +2005-05-04.txt:05:34:52: Then there's probably something snarky about your once-through thread. +2005-05-04.txt:19:39:11: And that's something. +2005-05-04.txt:19:53:17: does anyone know something about BLANK? is it 2D? +2005-05-04.txt:20:17:37: that probably means someone has managed to make some loop stuff or something? +2005-05-04.txt:21:19:48: a state machine, something like a Turing machine but unidirectional (someone correct me if I'm wrong) +2005-05-04.txt:21:30:28: now.. make an interpreter, i wanna code something! +2005-05-05.txt:11:27:53: Ooh, a "step out of current loop" feature is something I've really been looking forward to. :) +2005-05-05.txt:14:38:55: I'm trying to debug my regexp compiler by looking at the state machines it creates. For something simple like that 'a(a|b)*b|b(a|b)*a' example it works, but for this date-with-time-validating regular expression the generated state machine is.. not very visualizable. You can look at http://gehennom.org/~fis/re.png for an example, but it's a 8422x6504-sized png so looking at it can be a bit sluggish. +2005-05-05.txt:15:46:27: ((0|1|2|_)(1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8|9)|3(0|1)) should be something like ((0|1|2_)(1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8|9)|(1|2)0|3(0|1)) +2005-05-05.txt:16:33:46: something like http://www.formauri.es/personal/GregorR/ +2005-05-05.txt:19:15:14: Well, I could paste something in here... +2005-05-06.txt:00:39:55: * kipple has learned something today +2005-05-06.txt:08:23:12: 4000 or something, but nobody cares much +2005-05-06.txt:15:42:26: and yes, the dvd player here in linux complains something that "error reading NAV packet" +2005-05-06.txt:15:44:09: so i can't install any new program here probably, not to mention finding some stuff from web if i need to get something +2005-05-06.txt:21:17:39: oh well, I'm currently using PHP but I guess I could port it to something else +2005-05-06.txt:21:39:45: pgimeno: I just figured out what you meant so many messages ago about "currently in PHP but I could port it to something else" +2005-05-06.txt:21:40:56: do you mean as a background or something? +2005-05-06.txt:22:55:19: BTW, is the esolangs page going to have something like an editor's choice of languages? +2005-05-06.txt:23:43:35: it's just because i have always some difficulties to find names for my variables and structs , and for something a part of a fingerprint, i thought about a phalanxprint, but i think it won't help anybody to understand with a name like this ... +2005-05-07.txt:00:14:25: rather than "Yo estoy bueno" it'd be "Estoy bien" ("Yo estoy bueno" is something like "I look awesome" in local slang) +2005-05-07.txt:00:16:46: remember me something ... +2005-05-07.txt:00:17:22: saying "estas bueno" or something like this to say it was ok +[too many lines; stopping] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.28875 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.28875 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2008-05-09.txt:13:53:37: I'm thinking of calling it Feather, because it's so lightweight compared to most Smalltalks +2008-05-09.txt:15:26:45: hmm... I think Feather has to be lazy, to prevent it infinite-looping in loads of common cases +2008-05-12.txt:17:10:59: In Feather, everything is a function +2008-05-12.txt:17:12:16: whereas Feather truly has no pointers +2008-05-12.txt:17:13:38: I don't know of a language that attempted to use time-travel to implement inheritance, though, before Feather +2008-05-12.txt:17:15:20: in Feather, pass-by-value is pass-by-reference, there's no way to distinguish between them +2008-05-12.txt:17:16:10: in Feather, there will be boxed types too +2008-05-12.txt:17:19:15: at least from Feather's point of view +2008-05-12.txt:17:19:32: the first thing a Feather program does when it starts up is to define its own primitives and syntax +2008-05-12.txt:17:20:12: each iteration of the time loop happens simultaneously from Feather's point of view +2008-05-12.txt:17:21:35: you just have to realise that Feather's timeline is not the same as the real-life timeline +2008-05-12.txt:17:22:05: because Feather can be retroactively transformed into any other language +2008-05-12.txt:17:23:12: but Feather itself is unaware that that's happened +2008-05-12.txt:17:24:08: ais523: what part of this is different from "Feather is all programming languages, it just depends on the compiler/interp you use" +2008-05-12.txt:17:24:54: ais523: so what rules does a Feather program have to obey to be able to be called that +2008-05-12.txt:17:25:27: which is what makes it Feather rather than HQ9+, for instance +2008-05-12.txt:18:57:15: it's only after thinking about Feather that I appreciate how it's even possible that a story can have someone go back in time, change a few details, then come back to the present and the world is much like it was when they left with only a few details changed +2008-05-12.txt:18:58:12: both of those are common Feather scenarios, the second is something that you have to spend effort avoiding +2008-05-29.txt:20:26:25: I've been thinking about writing a Feather bootstrap for a while now +2008-05-29.txt:20:26:54: because I'm getting fed up of waiting for a feather interp to spontaneously come into existence +2008-05-29.txt:20:27:34: ais523, feather? +2008-05-29.txt:20:35:59: in Feather, assuming you're using a boxed number 2 (you would be normally but you need to deal with unboxed objects during bootstrapping) +2008-05-29.txt:20:36:32: not everything is an object, unlike in Feather +2008-05-29.txt:20:55:58: ais523: Feather, I hope. +2008-05-29.txt:20:56:47: ehird: well, I have considered a feathernomic; its defining feature would probably be that all rulechanges were retroactive to the start of the nomic +2008-05-30.txt:20:55:52: oh, Feather has no side effects either +2008-06-02.txt:18:44:59: I have a question about what names I should use for things in Feather +2008-06-02.txt:18:53:30: sorry, there aren't really in Feather either +2008-06-02.txt:18:54:54: oh well, I'll have to think of something different in Feather +2008-06-02.txt:18:55:49: (Feather's reminding me more and more of Smalltalk + Haskell + Scheme, by the way) +2008-06-02.txt:21:31:53: Hiato: sounds like Feather in reverse +2008-06-02.txt:21:35:14: but I've only got to documenting Basic Feather so far +2008-06-02.txt:21:50:04: as for Feather, primitiveBe is the thing that really sets it apart from other languages, although you have to be careful using it to avoid an infinite loop +2008-06-03.txt:20:44:19: anyway, I pasted a bit of what I'd done so far on Feather a while ago +2008-06-03.txt:20:45:45: anyway, I pasted a bit of what I'd done so far on Feather a while ago +2008-06-10.txt:17:33:46: or like writing Feather in Feather? +2008-06-13.txt:19:20:08: if there were, then maybe TRDS could be used to write Feather +2008-06-13.txt:19:21:38: tusho: yes, that's the operation I want in Feather, really +2008-06-15.txt:17:18:22: oh dear, this is starting to remind me of Feather again +2008-06-15.txt:18:01:33: tusho: either that, or just wait for a Feather interp with the required features to spontaneously pop into existence +2008-06-15.txt:18:02:44: whose only purpose was to optimise for the operations Feather did +2008-06-15.txt:18:03:17: ais523: the good thing about feather in JS is that it'll be totally detached from traditional consoles +2008-06-15.txt:18:03:36: the major unusual operation in Feather is giving an argument to a continuation which is almost identical to what the call/cc returned in the first place +2008-06-15.txt:18:06:20: tusho: because say if you're writing a feather interp in JS +2008-06-15.txt:18:06:50: anyway, a Feather interp in Feather is trivial +2008-06-15.txt:18:07:19: Feather has eval so that you can modify it +2008-06-15.txt:18:08:40: ais523: shall we just call feathejs ... feather? +2008-06-15.txt:18:09:03: call it feathers +2008-06-15.txt:18:09:43: ais523: feathers will just make people mix up feather and feathers +2008-06-15.txt:18:09:47: I like the idea of multiple feather interps +2008-06-15.txt:18:10:11: after all, feather images /are/ portable between interps +2008-06-15.txt:18:35:45: but the class browser itself would be written in Feather +2008-06-15.txt:18:36:11: tusho: you would make the jquery UI available as IO commands that Feather could use +2008-06-15.txt:18:37:16: tusho: yes you can, you just reimplement it in Feather +2008-06-15.txt:18:37:30: Feather is worse +2008-06-17.txt:22:05:06: and things like Feather are just fun +2008-06-18.txt:15:36:31: for instance, I'll definitely need a Feather interp before I figure out what the spec should be +2008-06-18.txt:15:42:01: but the great thing about Feather is that it can be retrofitted onto the language +2008-06-18.txt:15:42:41: Feather has eval so that you can modify it! +2008-06-18.txt:15:45:12: oklofok: you can do that in Feather +2008-06-18.txt:15:45:37: well, I'm trying to make the base of Feather as tarpitty as possible +2008-06-19.txt:16:09:01: that retroactivity's so confused that it doesn't even make sense in Feather +2008-06-19.txt:16:13:28: ais523: could you express it in feather, though? +2008-06-19.txt:16:13:48: tusho: a retroactive Feather change has to be legal in the situation that was retroactively changed from +2008-06-19.txt:16:14:23: tusho: nothing, it would be inexpressible, assuming that CANNOT in B Nomic == inexpressible in Feather +2008-06-19.txt:16:16:32: oh, and a Feather compiler would have to bundle an interp +2008-06-19.txt:16:17:11: e.g. you can get the source code for a Feather interp by first retroactively modifying the language to expose the source code of all functions, and then looking at it +2008-06-19.txt:16:31:12: ais523: I think we need #feather, because js2cps is a pretty big thingy +2008-06-19.txt:16:31:28: tusho: #feather already exists +2008-06-19.txt:16:32:51: ais523: write an ircd in feather +2008-06-19.txt:16:33:09: tusho: ugh, Feather hates IO +2008-06-19.txt:16:33:30: ais523: it occurs to me that Feathejs is like the ideal implementation of feather +2008-06-19.txt:16:36:43: #featherlang +2008-06-19.txt:16:36:48: ais523: #feather-lang +2008-06-19.txt:16:43:16: I'm also making a functional version, protoFeather +2008-06-19.txt:16:43:40: and thus become Feather +2008-06-19.txt:16:43:51: ais523: feathejs should implement protoFeather +2008-06-19.txt:16:50:38: jix: finding ways to do that is one major part of my effort in Feather +2008-06-27.txt:18:07:05: cherez: worth it, although Feather requires a whole new set of tenses +2008-06-27.txt:23:28:22: psygnisfive: try implementing Feather, I'm struggling +2008-06-27.txt:23:29:47: I have partial notes on a few feather-like objects +2008-06-27.txt:23:32:34: AnMaster: Feather +2008-06-27.txt:23:38:46: whereas in Feather you can take information from one possible path and use it to modify the next path that's tried +2008-06-27.txt:23:41:26: also, feather's interesting due to consistent time travel rules +2008-06-27.txt:23:49:09: oh, and the major problem with Feather programming is avoiding timeloops +2008-06-30.txt:23:32:44: tusho: heh, you could do that in Feather +2008-07-03.txt:16:08:02: olsner: TwoDucks (uncomputable), Feather (not properly specced and unimplemented) +2008-07-14.txt:20:45:47: tusho: Feather has lambda too +2008-07-17.txt:21:15:49: oklopol: I did, it reminded me a bit of Feather and a bit of TwoDucks +2008-07-17.txt:21:17:39: oklopol: yes, I know, but that sort of lang is good for implementing Feather in +2008-08-06.txt:22:08:27: in Feather, pass by reference and pass by value are indistinguishable +2008-08-06.txt:22:08:36: ais523: where is Feather? +2008-08-06.txt:22:09:28: Feather +2008-08-08.txt:20:44:18: AnMaster: Feather is sufficiently general that after a while everything seems like "that sounds like Feather", it takes over your brain +2008-08-08.txt:20:44:48: AnMaster: you absolutely need to bundle the source code with Feather, it's possible to prove it +2008-08-08.txt:20:45:18: ais523, I don't know enough about feather really +2008-08-08.txt:20:45:47: ais523, give us hello world in feather! +2008-08-08.txt:20:46:46: AnMaster: no, although a Feathernomic would be awesome +2008-08-08.txt:20:47:21: I really want to implement Feather +2008-08-08.txt:20:47:34: ais523: let's implement feather starting tomorrow +2008-08-08.txt:20:47:34: I'll start by implementing Protofeather, I think, which was a lang I invented to write a Feather interp in +2008-08-08.txt:20:50:00: Feather's basic operation is reasonably easy to write in terms of call/cc +2008-08-08.txt:20:50:01: ais523, well what is the basic syntax of non-modified feather? +2008-08-08.txt:20:50:43: I invented Feather after thinking about Smalltalk for a while +2008-08-08.txt:21:59:48: tusho: after Feather and Underload and Underlambda and all the other stuff we're going to do +2008-08-09.txt:16:25:42: ais523: #feather-lang +2008-08-11.txt:19:49:45: ais523, you never posted those specs and examples of feather btw +2008-08-23.txt:17:41:11: ais523, feather? +2008-08-25.txt:17:17:58: very Feather +2008-09-05.txt:20:06:30: GreyKnight, like ais523's Feather? +2008-09-08.txt:20:05:33: ais523, any news? feather maybe? +2008-09-12.txt:18:14:33: ais523, how goes feather? +2008-09-16.txt:21:25:36: ais523, how goes gcc-bf and Feather? +2008-09-20.txt:20:24:11: "I am programming", in English, but "Feather is correct-to-program", in Latin literally translated to English +2008-09-23.txt:15:56:18: ais523, Feather! +2008-09-23.txt:18:09:07: ais523, and I would like Feather if you ever got it done ;P +2008-09-23.txt:18:12:35: Feather would change everything +2008-09-23.txt:18:13:02: ais523, could you even make any meaningful programs in Feather without changing the language? +2008-09-23.txt:18:15:34: ais523, hello world program in feather please? +2008-09-23.txt:18:15:47: AnMaster: I can't write anything in Feather yet, not even a NOP, really +2008-09-23.txt:18:16:20: ais523, what language do you plan to implement feather in? or the boot strap feather in +2008-09-23.txt:18:18:28: one of the main problems with Feather is I feel it needs an interp before it can be properly specced +2008-09-23.txt:18:30:00: continuations are very very important to the way I plan to implement Feather +2008-09-23.txt:18:30:24: in fact I was thinking about writing my own language in C, merely implemented to optimise continuations for the unusual use they'll see in a Feather program +2008-09-25.txt:22:18:16: wow, oklofok invented Feather +2008-09-26.txt:21:20:59: ais523: imagine an AnMaster written feather interp... +2008-09-29.txt:14:37:50: unlike something like Feather which keeps running away when I think about it +2008-10-06.txt:09:49:47: ais523, Feather? +2008-10-06.txt:09:54:56: I plan to implement pretty much all of Feather with multireturning call/cc +2008-10-17.txt:12:39:47: hmm... I've realised that all my 4 or so outstanding problems to solve before I can implement Feather are actually the same problem +2008-10-17.txt:12:40:56: the outstanding problem in Feather is: to determine what in the program after a change corresponded to what before a change +2008-10-17.txt:14:56:22: I think I might know how to get Feather to work... +2008-10-17.txt:15:00:05: ais523: sorry, i confused feather with your other unimplementable language +2008-10-17.txt:15:00:20: Feather is at least in theory implementable, I think +2008-10-17.txt:15:14:45: basically, the way I think Feather will do it is that input and output are tagged with their /purpose/ +2008-10-17.txt:15:14:56: ais523, could you make feather become befunge? +2008-10-17.txt:15:15:21: as at some point the program would need to be a Feather/Befunge polyglot +2008-10-17.txt:15:26:04: ais523, could feather become any other language? +2008-10-17.txt:15:26:41: unless you wrote the program as a Feather/Befunge polyglot from the start, which could be fun +2008-10-17.txt:15:26:52: AnMaster: you'd have to implement them in Feather +2008-10-17.txt:15:27:11: I/O and standard library and such couldn't be in part of the becomed language unless they were in Feather's stdlib to start with +2008-10-17.txt:15:28:42: ais523, if you could have that on the first line as first char, the befunge/feather polygot would be easy +2008-10-17.txt:15:29:05: and that also would make Befunge/Feather an easy polyglot +2008-10-17.txt:15:29:41: AnMaster: it wouldn't care, at the time the Befunge program ran the Feather code would no longer exist +2008-10-17.txt:15:30:08: if Feather modified itself into Befunge itself, you couldn't modify it back as Befunge has no command to retroactively change itself into Feather +2008-10-17.txt:15:30:42: however, modifying Feather into Befunge definitely qualifies as an insane change +2008-10-17.txt:15:31:35: the rule for a sane Feather parser change is that in addition to the other requirements to be sane, it has to be backwards-compatible +2008-10-17.txt:15:41:54: hmm... you could do a Feather quine by causing the parser to output its input rather than parsing it, retroactively +2008-10-17.txt:15:45:10: in Feather, though, the executable can modify the source and it changes accordingly, whilst still running +2008-10-17.txt:15:45:41: hmm... lazy parsing might be useful in Feather, not necessary, but nice +2008-10-17.txt:15:47:06: ais523, you could add it from within feather anyway ;P +2008-10-17.txt:15:47:47: the nature of any Feather interp is that it has to be written entirely in Feather +2008-10-17.txt:15:48:18: so you start off with two versions of the same interp, one in Feather, one in some other lang, which both do exactly the same thing +2008-10-17.txt:15:49:02: that seems like a better bet than hoping a Feather interp will spontaneously come into existence, great as that would be +2008-10-17.txt:15:49:15: once Feather is running, it's under the impression that there are an infinite number of layers of Feather interps under it +2008-10-17.txt:17:56:39: AnMaster: not even if you write featherfunge some day? +2008-10-17.txt:17:57:24: that involves having a working Feather first +2008-10-19.txt:12:02:24: hmm... figuring out how to hot-change parts of a Feather program while it's running is a major problem +2008-10-20.txt:10:13:52: oklopol: hmm... Feather makes me feel the same way, or worse +2008-10-20.txt:15:17:24: then that is purely hypothetical, at least until ais523 implements Feather +2008-10-21.txt:18:56:01: I wonder if it will be easier or harder to implement than Feather +2008-10-21.txt:18:56:35: anyway, I think I've figured out how to prevent Feather going into an infinite loop (as opposed to arbitrary loop) when it parses the parser with itself +2008-10-21.txt:18:57:04: Deewiant: it's a Feather thing +2008-10-21.txt:19:03:08: #feather-lang is the appropriate channel +2008-11-03.txt:17:42:02: ehird: please don't randomly throw out Feather references to people who haven't seen it before, it took several weeks to explain the first time +2008-11-03.txt:17:47:11: for what, Feather? +2008-11-03.txt:17:47:29: so the parser, and indeed the entire interp, needs to be written from scratch in Feather +2008-11-03.txt:17:51:09: which is about the only meaningful operation in Feather, and also the one that causes all the headaches +2008-11-03.txt:17:51:46: a Feather codenomic would be entirely platonic, and you could retroactively change what the rules were in the past and have everything reinterpreted under those rules +2008-11-03.txt:17:52:46: the main problem is that this is how Feather handles /everything/ +2008-11-03.txt:17:53:26: Feather defies comparison to anything, really +2008-11-03.txt:18:04:30: I invented Feather originally because Smalltalk wasn't Smalltalky enough IMO, but it ended up as something moderately different +2008-11-03.txt:18:37:45: unlike Feather, Cyclexa does have a spec +2008-11-03.txt:18:37:52: but like Feather, it doesn't have an implementation +2008-11-05.txt:19:47:18: the main problematicness in continuation-related thinking processes is the go-back-in-time thing (btw, I'm planning to use them for Feather, they're the perfect choice for it) +2008-11-10.txt:20:05:59: ais523, how goes gcc-bf? ick? feather? +2008-11-14.txt:22:16:34: ais523, how goes ick, gcc-bf, feather and so on? +2008-11-25.txt:15:51:12: ehird: Feather +2008-12-22.txt:18:50:44: ehird: stop inventing Feather +2009-01-14.txt:19:56:47: because then you could change the syntax at runtime <-- Feather! +2009-01-20.txt:18:02:51: ais523, what about feather? It could be both :P +2009-01-20.txt:18:02:58: AnMaster: ah, Feather +2009-01-20.txt:18:08:35: incidentally, my guiding goal for Feather starting syntax is "looks vaguely like Smalltalk, but for different reasons" +2009-01-20.txt:18:09:00: ais523, oh, interesting, I would never have ended up with feather by that +2009-01-22.txt:15:21:10: my other big new esolang project, besides Feather +2009-02-13.txt:21:49:18: * ais523 feather-dusters oerjan ----<<< +2009-02-15.txt:17:13:13: oerjan: there's the method Feather uses +2009-03-01.txt:18:34:53: ais523, any progress on Feather? +2009-03-08.txt:18:52:30: or Feather and get people shouting at me to make some progress +2009-04-01.txt:23:04:26: ais523, could you write Proud be written in Feather? +2009-04-01.txt:23:04:38: no, Proud's uncomputable, Feather is not super-TC +2009-04-01.txt:23:04:46: although Feather hurts my head, and I don't want my brain to explode right now +2009-04-01.txt:23:06:05: cpt_obvious: I suggest you ask in #feather-lang, I think it's empty atm so it'll be safe to ask +2009-04-01.txt:23:07:00: which is another reason not to explain Feather right now +2009-04-01.txt:23:07:12: explaining Feather to someone /who is drunk/ probably would cause a fatality +2009-04-01.txt:23:07:12: ais523: I don't know; alcohol may well improve perception of Feather +2009-04-01.txt:23:09:05: seeing as nothing in Feather can ever change +2009-04-05.txt:12:25:40: ais523, I guess you could do it in Feather though? +2009-04-05.txt:12:25:57: Feather doesn't really define its I/O environment at all +2009-04-09.txt:22:31:58: ais523, Feather is TC to parse right +2009-04-09.txt:22:39:26: AnMaster: what I mean with Feather is that the first pass is always trivial, because it's just tokenising into letters +2009-04-09.txt:22:44:18: ais523, write a first stage parser then. I mean do you ever plan to spec, or even implement feather? +2009-04-26.txt:19:08:14: ais523, any progress on Feather +2009-05-28.txt:01:57:00: ais523: what do the silver/gold medals and feathers on the level selection screen mean? +2009-05-28.txt:01:57:30: coppro: feather = unsolved easy level, silver = solved easy level, gold = hard level +2009-05-28.txt:01:57:38: you can click on the feather button to switch between easy and hard mode +2009-05-29.txt:01:06:04: ehird: well, #feather-lang exists +2009-07-07.txt:22:03:10: ais523, I invite you to #feather-lang btw :P +2009-07-10.txt:15:35:52: ais523, any progress on feather? +2009-07-10.txt:15:35:59: AnMaster: ducking a feather is easy +2009-07-10.txt:15:36:05: or maybe it's a duck feather? +2009-08-14.txt:23:02:38: heh, he's still in #feather-lang +2009-08-14.txt:23:04:55: ais523, wow you missed lots of action in #feather-lang +2009-08-14.txt:23:05:57: was it Feather-related? +2009-08-26.txt:18:09:16: * ais523 considers using a Feather-OS, and hotswapping init +2009-09-17.txt:20:43:24: ais523, like Feather? XD +2009-09-29.txt:10:06:25: start with a minimal interpreter that's enough to 'be Feather' in that it can be retroactively self-modified +2009-09-29.txt:10:09:03: because it wouldn't need to be written in Feather +2009-09-29.txt:10:09:05: that isn't an "of course" with Feather +2009-09-29.txt:10:10:14: ais523, it was "of course the outermost _interpreter_ can't be in Feather itself" +2009-09-29.txt:10:10:14: for a while I thought it had to be a Feather/something else polyglot +2009-09-29.txt:10:10:32: but it turns out that you can see the source code of an interp even if it isn't written in Feather +2009-09-29.txt:10:24:04: and second, it should be easy to write a polyglot in that lang and Feather +2009-09-29.txt:16:20:38: Feather is /actually/ driving me mad +2009-09-30.txt:17:03:28: and if it's opaque, all Feather programs will need to be quines +2009-09-30.txt:18:46:50: I mean, I was talking about Feather earlier +2009-09-30.txt:18:47:04: partly because thinking about Feather drives everyone mad, I suppose +2009-09-30.txt:18:51:26: ais523, is it possible to express paradoxes in feather? +2009-09-30.txt:18:56:14: ais523: your feather idea sounds interesting, though i don't know whether it provides any convenience at all +2009-09-30.txt:19:00:41: deschutron: same thing, no paradox under Feather's rules +2009-09-30.txt:19:03:06: everything is immutable in Feather +2009-09-30.txt:19:03:37: ehird: I see what you're saying; I think that's the Feather equivalent of a trampoline, or something like taht +2009-09-30.txt:19:20:40: worryingly, I think you probably /have/ to program in that sort of way, and that's what makes Feather an esolang +2009-09-30.txt:19:22:25: it's not unlike Feather, in a way +2009-09-30.txt:19:23:09: deschutron: I/O is a real pain in Feather, for this sort of reason +2009-09-30.txt:19:24:40: deschutron: well, the language is called Feather because the language itself is bare-bones +2009-10-01.txt:14:28:24: conclusion: I'm thinking too much about Feather +2009-10-03.txt:19:58:01: deschutron: oh, I saw your quasi-Feather thing, it's rather unlike Feather, but ofc that doesn't mean it's a bad lang +2009-10-03.txt:19:58:12: I think pretty much every entity in existence is rather unlike Feather +2009-10-03.txt:20:13:58: its a language I thought of after talking to ais523 about feather +2009-10-05.txt:17:49:00: actually... I think the way it works is, that the interp isn't originally written in Feather +2009-10-05.txt:17:49:08: such that the interp ends up mostly in Feather +2009-10-05.txt:18:03:08: "Feather is a language with meany time travel paradoxes!" +2009-10-05.txt:18:05:00: "(Cheat slightly; you know Feather so pick out the relevant facts)" +2009-10-05.txt:20:06:04: * ais523 wonders whether to monologue about Feather, ignoring what the rest of the channel says +2009-10-05.txt:20:09:03: ais523, and I'm interested in garli^Wfeather +2009-10-07.txt:15:44:30: ais523, started coding on the feather implementation? +2009-10-07.txt:15:50:42: hmm... Feather's the only language I know in which you have to worry about portability within a program +2009-10-09.txt:15:05:54: incidentally, I had a go at writing a Feather interpreter +2009-10-09.txt:15:06:54: the issue is that causality loops are all very well in Feather, but tend not to work in Scheme +2009-10-09.txt:15:08:15: ais523: wild speculation - the only way to run Feather programs acceptably will be via a custom-written C vm, because using retroactivity blows up supermegaexponentially when using scheme +2009-10-09.txt:15:09:11: I have crazy ideas of optimising Feather interps which involve using diff-based call/cc +2009-10-09.txt:15:10:27: in fact, I now have something like three stages of Feather interpretation +2009-10-09.txt:15:10:51: a Feather seed (what I'm writing, it is something that doesn't obey all the rules of Feather, but /can/ be retroactively modified so it does) +2009-10-09.txt:15:11:02: a Feather kernel (something that implements a subset of Feather sufficient to bootstrap to the whole thing) +2009-10-09.txt:15:11:11: and a Feather interpreter (which implements the whole thing) +2009-10-19.txt:18:26:23: ais523, feather progress? +2009-10-19.txt:18:27:45: ais523, what from? feather? +2009-10-19.txt:18:33:21: Feather has really messed-up causality, which is really frustrating my attempts to write an interp for it +2009-10-24.txt:22:34:45: ais523, start thinking about feather please +2009-10-28.txt:22:31:56: incidentally, this conversation is a good reflection on Feather +2009-10-28.txt:22:32:29: ais523, how is it a good reflection on Feather? +2009-10-28.txt:22:32:48: Feather manages to simulate that +2009-10-31.txt:19:54:20: ais523, how goes Feather? +2009-11-16.txt:21:50:14: anyway, I at least came up with snappy names for Feather's assignment and clone operators +2009-12-01.txt:20:55:55: not finished, and unlikely to be for a while due to RL pressures, and not being top of my esolang priorities (Feather and Underlambda are higher) +2009-12-08.txt:10:23:46: ais523, oh and I invented a feather-like language +2009-12-08.txt:10:24:37: AnMaster: go on, although I doubt feather-like is very easy to achieve at all without being utterly different +2009-12-29.txt:15:25:17: ais523, how goes stuff with feather? +2009-12-29.txt:15:26:14: I'd /almost/ even forgotten Feather existed... +2009-12-30.txt:03:41:11: pikhq: you can only imagine how hard it is in Feather +2009-12-30.txt:06:39:34: ais523: maybe dependent types are the key to feather :P +2010-01-10.txt:17:17:30: it's correct if used as "ais523, could you please go and implement Feather for me RIGHT NOW?" +2010-03-09.txt:12:30:40: ais523: about Feather. +2010-03-09.txt:12:31:12: ais523: What is Feather, in detail? +2010-03-09.txt:12:36:43: alise: planned Feather syntax is [ x | f x ] +2010-03-09.txt:12:42:42: anyway, anything remotely related to Feather is inherently weird +2010-03-09.txt:15:00:03: alise: planned Feather syntax is [ x | f x ] <-- yay Feather! +2010-03-09.txt:15:53:39: ais523: Hey, it's for Feather. +2010-03-09.txt:16:22:28: ais523: so, do you know what the bootstrap progam will look like for feather? +2010-03-09.txt:16:24:34: alise: the issue is making them forward-compatible with actual Feather atoms +2010-03-09.txt:16:32:29: that's the start of an attempt to implement Feather +2010-03-09.txt:17:39:57: Thank you ais523, I am now exactly as confused about feather as I was before. +2010-03-09.txt:17:43:31: cpressey: that's an interesting analogy; and about as close to the truth as anything else about Feather that I've managed to put into words +2010-03-22.txt:13:51:00: (except in a few cases like Feather, which not even I understand and I thought up the idea...) +2010-03-31.txt:00:20:18: (it wouldn't be in Perl6 or C++, it would be in Lua, JS and Feather) +2010-03-31.txt:00:21:17: and there'll probably be some way to do that sort of thing in Feather, although single inheritance is easier there than multipl +2010-03-31.txt:00:28:26: hmm, you can do that in Feather too +2010-04-16.txt:21:25:14: Sgeo_: try imagining a cross between Prolog and Feather, then fail +2010-04-23.txt:19:43:19: ais523, any progress at with feather btw? (It was weeks since I asked last time!) +2010-06-07.txt:17:59:20: ais523, after you finish feather and gcc-bf that is ;P +2010-06-15.txt:17:00:01: ais523, so do you think you will have any time for feather, gcc-bf and so on during the summer? +2010-06-20.txt:23:13:50: must... not... mention... Feather.... +2010-06-20.txt:23:18:45: must... not... mention... Feather.... <-- ooh feather! +2010-06-23.txt:16:02:44: ais523, what's this feather thing I've heard about? +2010-06-23.txt:16:18:06: anyway, Feather's going to get a worse reputation than MAGENTA at this rate +2010-06-23.txt:19:22:39: cpressey: that happens with Feather too +2010-06-25.txt:13:57:20: ais523, maybe you can if you invent Feather? +2010-06-25.txt:13:57:45: Phantom_Hoover: Feather programs can't retroactively change events outside the program +2010-06-25.txt:14:06:57: although if I ever get around to writing a Feather standard library, a memory of input is definitely one of the things that would be useful +[too many lines; stopping] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.29003 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.29003 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,94 @@ +2006-08-31.txt:22:59:52: Oh, say, why don't I have ##quantum redirect to some honeypot channel thingy? +2006-08-31.txt:23:23:13: "The Windows honeypot is an unpatched version of Windows 2000 or Windows XP. This system is thus very vulnerable to attacks and normally it takes only a couple of minutes before it is successfully compromised." +2007-01-16.txt:05:47:26: * andreou sipping hot black tea with honey +2007-01-16.txt:05:47:34: eew tea with honey +2007-01-16.txt:05:48:06: i don't know what kind of tea or honey you're used to, but this combo rocks :) +2007-07-20.txt:06:24:34: I built it like a triangular honeycomb, oriented vertically +2007-09-10.txt:11:46:15: "honey, today i overtook 6 mosquitos on the highway"" +2008-02-12.txt:21:51:50: 'Brevity is a design goal.' Paul? Is that you? Oh honey, please come back to Lisp... you do less harm there. +2008-06-06.txt:20:29:05: "hey honey, you wanna inspect my parsing phases?" +2008-09-14.txt:18:26:04: "Artificial Bee Colony Algorithm (ABC) is an optimization algorithm based on the intelligent foraging behaviour of honey bee swarm, proposed by Karaboga in 2005 " +2008-09-27.txt:13:06:46: oklofok: it's based on tracing honey bees with infrared lasers +2008-10-04.txt:21:09:27: and honey moon photos +2008-12-28.txt:19:19:55: however, loving milk and honey is a prerequisite. +2009-01-01.txt:18:21:03: you know those honeypot scripts +2009-01-01.txt:18:21:28: dsfjeii@honeypot.foobar.com +2009-01-01.txt:18:21:48: well it wouldn't contain honeypot hopefully +2009-01-01.txt:18:22:03: ehird, yes that is how honeypots work +2009-01-01.txt:18:22:16: honeypot cgi scripts generally just give fake addresses +2009-01-01.txt:18:26:19: project honeypot +2009-01-01.txt:18:26:31: i'm pretty sure project honeypot is different +2009-01-01.txt:19:00:11: ehird, also project honeypot is like that: http://www.projecthoneypot.org/httpbl_api +2009-03-11.txt:15:54:11: And sip sip syrup sipping nigga are honeycombs +2009-04-19.txt:23:45:43: Apparently, when Wendy's says "Honey BBQ chicken wings", what they mean is "chicken nuggets served in sauce" +2009-04-30.txt:21:37:55: .PHONEY: clean all +2009-06-23.txt:22:33:39: e.g. At a hotel, the honeymoon suite is the best room, and the other suites are nearly as good, and the other rooms suck as compared to the suites. +2009-07-01.txt:01:11:23: Zuu: I tend to disregard such concepts; they are for the old world, and I, why I am of the New World! Honey, milk, you know the deal! I'm like a rapping, gangsta, Hitler God. +2009-10-07.txt:20:18:11: original author (Matt Mahoney) is more focused on ZPAQv1, though +2009-10-07.txt:20:24:57: see http://www.mattmahoney.net/dc/text.html +2009-11-14.txt:02:31:30: * Rugxulo sends ehird an Honeywell +2010-01-12.txt:20:32:29: .PHONEY: all clean +2010-03-20.txt:03:48:58: there's your answer, honey +2010-04-17.txt:15:32:06: sorry honey, i don't recognise you +2010-04-17.txt:17:42:22: you know, honey +2010-04-17.txt:17:43:16: lol, honey +2010-04-17.txt:23:35:20: thanks honey +2010-05-08.txt:11:32:10: alise: hey honey +2010-05-08.txt:11:32:31: being called honey is possibly the biggest motivation so far to change my nick back :D +2010-05-12.txt:11:33:30: ais523|unreg: wb honey +2010-05-12.txt:21:26:56: welcome to mathematics, honey +2010-06-05.txt:03:05:21: honeycomb conjecture iirc +2010-06-05.txt:03:05:41: The honeycomb conjecture states that a regular hexagonal grid or honeycomb represents the best way to divide a surface into regions of equal area with the least total perimeter. Mathematician Thomas C. Hales proved the conjecture in 1999 with revisions in 2001. +2010-06-05.txt:11:02:40: The honeycomb conjecture states that a regular hexagonal grid or honeycomb represents the best way to divide a surface into regions of equal area with the least total perimeter. Mathematician Thomas C. Hales proved the conjecture in 1999 with revisions in 2001. +2010-06-19.txt:17:41:37: you need to get out more, honey +2010-06-19.txt:17:42:06: pineapple: calling people "honey" is incredibly irritating. +2010-07-04.txt:22:31:24: I put honey in coke once, that was ... interesting ... +2010-07-27.txt:22:09:51: MSNBC uses some service "cachefly.net". I've never heard of it. I'll bet that if I go to that page, SOMEWHERE on it will be the phrase "you cache more flies with honey" +2010-07-30.txt:19:38:52: "Bjorn", later said a historian, "would have here commented on how quotes should properly be nested 'like this "and this" and this': for alternating quotes are the devil's honey, and Bjorn was a fan of the devil." +2010-09-16.txt:17:12:06: alise: I would've thought it had some sort of inherent phoneyness designed by science of bubbly liquids, so that it only works properly in a mobile device. +2010-11-11.txt:00:06:53: Honey, I Shrunk the Partition +2011-01-04.txt:14:44:14: is there a video of bees building a honeycomb? +2011-01-04.txt:16:57:54: zzo38: well not so much a game but just an program that lets you immerse yourself in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhombic_dodecahedral_honeycomb +2011-01-04.txt:18:04:21: zzo38: what do you think about the rhombic dodecahedron honeycomb +2011-01-06.txt:12:44:10: I've decided that my honeymoon with VirtualBox is over. +2011-01-06.txt:18:31:47: 04:44:10 I've decided that my honeymoon with VirtualBox is over. +2011-01-09.txt:06:42:18: Sgeo: in fact i vaguely recall reading that one antispam technique is to include an invisible form field which _only_ bots would fill out, as a honeypot +2011-02-11.txt:21:06:45: and ofc, #irp exists merely as a honeypot for Redditors +2011-02-27.txt:04:42:03: Peanut butter and honey. Omnomnom. +2011-03-05.txt:23:19:12: lemon and honey +2011-03-09.txt:03:30:33: Honey is REALLY tricky. +2011-03-09.txt:03:30:38: Gregor: Honey what, soda? +2011-03-09.txt:03:31:03: Honey is nowhere near as sweet as it should be, what. +2011-03-09.txt:03:31:08: Honey is, like, one of the sweetest things. +2011-03-10.txt:00:17:01: Honey +2011-03-10.txt:00:17:03: wtf, honey +2011-03-10.txt:00:17:14: Honestly Honey. +2011-03-10.txt:00:17:17: *honey. +2011-03-10.txt:00:17:26: WHY IS HONEY NOT SWEET +2011-03-10.txt:00:17:47: Even when I eat honey it's lying to me, it pretends to be sweet BUT IT'S NOT +2011-03-10.txt:00:19:16: Gregor: Ban honey. +2011-03-10.txt:00:20:18: Honey mistake +2011-03-10.txt:00:20:22: -!- Gregor changed the modes of #esoteric: +b honey!*@beehive.insectopia.us +2011-03-10.txt:09:28:40: Honey... monstee? +2011-03-10.txt:15:44:38: Honey's still banned though. +2011-03-29.txt:08:29:59: elliott, however bee keeping requires an industry of ceramics, for making honey pots +2011-04-20.txt:02:41:11: I'm not /positive/, but then, it's not honey. +2011-04-20.txt:02:46:59: http://davespicks.com/writing/mme/recipes/honeymaple.html With honey :P +2011-04-20.txt:02:50:18: elliott: So's honey. +2011-04-20.txt:02:50:35: Honey's thicker, obviously :P +2011-04-20.txt:02:50:51: You'd probably do what you usually do with mead: water the honey down before fermenting. +2011-04-28.txt:13:37:49: #irp is a honeypot for redditors, of course it's large +2011-04-28.txt:13:41:20: honeypot? :P +2011-05-21.txt:12:09:14: Please please please let it brew Buckfast instead of honey. +2011-06-07.txt:23:51:21: * #esoteric Banlist: Tue Mar 29 04:26:23 honey!*@beehive.insectopia.us kornbluth.freenode.net +2011-06-07.txt:23:51:31: because honey +2011-06-08.txt:09:29:37: The Honeywell CPUs 6180 (1972)[7] and Series 60 Level 68 (1981)[8][9] upon which Multics ran asynchronously +2011-07-30.txt:02:38:00: it's like it's a honey pot reddit designed to contain trolls +2011-08-01.txt:03:55:56: That's why most of my conlangs end during the honeymoon period while I'm still fussing over grammar and typography +2011-08-10.txt:20:33:20: ais523, marmite has the consistence of very sticky very dark brown honey +2011-08-29.txt:17:20:49: THERE WERE HONEY BADGERS AND SNOWSTORMS +2011-10-02.txt:21:53:35: (#irp's /intended purpose/ is as a honeypot for Redditors) +2011-10-18.txt:20:13:57: citiral: just so you know, #irp exists as a honeypot for redditors +2011-11-06.txt:09:58:17: Honey bees transform nectar into honey by a process of regurgitation, and store it as a primary food source in wax honeycombs inside the beehive. Beekeeping practices encourage overproduction of honey so the excess can be taken from the colony. +2011-11-06.txt:18:31:44: speaking of that conversation, I am eating honey right now. +2011-11-20.txt:22:41:35: a bee from the land of milk and honey diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.29013 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.29013 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2011-07-16.txt:00:00:57: -!- itidus20 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-16.txt:03:40:55: zzo, sort of like how stage hypnosis is supposed to work eh. +2011-07-16.txt:03:42:10: i've seen an [obviously staged] video of a guy who hypnotized a woman to think he was invisible and then he would tickle her with a feather and make her look up with confusion +2011-07-16.txt:03:42:20: on youtube +2011-07-16.txt:03:43:00: but i am trying to put such bizzare fetishes behind me. +2011-07-16.txt:03:43:22: it might not have been youtube :-? i forget +2011-07-16.txt:03:44:17: and there is that book whose name i am not sure of which apparently has this word fnord which the citizens have been conditioned to block out +2011-07-16.txt:03:44:32: instilling fear in them because it is present in their texts even though they cannot conciously see it +2011-07-16.txt:03:46:59: as far as I know, the actual experience of such things is a deep form of submission whereby you let someone force you to fake it till you make it +2011-07-16.txt:03:50:05: it was after a girl in a chatroom started actually doing this to me that I knew I had to leave her. +2011-07-16.txt:04:07:58: hmm +2011-07-16.txt:04:08:02: math games.. +2011-07-16.txt:04:08:42: quintopia, single or multiplayer? +2011-07-16.txt:04:10:52: I have a small stash of ebooks which I more or less just hoard and don't investigate, some of which may actually be relevant. +2011-07-16.txt:04:14:25: lewis carroll, raymond smullyan, douglas hofstadter +2011-07-16.txt:04:14:46: i don't know if they entirely reach the topic. +2011-07-16.txt:04:16:16: i am sure john conway is relevant to the topic but i don't have any ebooks that are really related to him +2011-07-16.txt:04:20:39: puzzles are more common than actual games +2011-07-16.txt:04:23:26: depressing wiki comment backs me up "This article is about using mathematics to study the inner-workings of multiplayer games which, on the surface, may not appear mathematical at all. For games that directly involve mathematics in their play, see mathematical puzzle." +2011-07-16.txt:04:25:12: maybe things aren't so bad +2011-07-16.txt:04:25:19: anyway here is the page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_game +2011-07-16.txt:04:30:34: As a wannabe game designer it gives me great pain to think about how the only reason games are possible is due to imperfections in the players. +2011-07-16.txt:04:31:08: relative to perfect play that is +2011-07-16.txt:04:31:37: but thats probably a naive view i hold too often +2011-07-16.txt:04:32:49: That is the cynical depressing view that all gaming is to demonstrate some level of deviation from perfect play higher than the opponent. +2011-07-16.txt:04:33:35: Then again we find that perfect play is a waste of time. +2011-07-16.txt:04:34:02: And yet it helps motivate us to play if we idealize perfect play. +2011-07-16.txt:04:34:18: All of this of course is my cynical views which are probably wrong. +2011-07-16.txt:04:36:17: im full of shit ^_^; +2011-07-16.txt:04:37:39: i analyze things too much +2011-07-16.txt:04:38:03: i can think of arguments against my earlier comments but its all just a pile of crap comments +2011-07-16.txt:04:38:49: humm +2011-07-16.txt:04:39:03: you know what i havent seen much is coop games +2011-07-16.txt:04:39:34: i was talking to this guy once about it +2011-07-16.txt:04:42:26: omg the first result on google is an xkcd page +2011-07-16.txt:04:43:20: http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=16990 +2011-07-16.txt:04:43:42: omg quintopia posted on that page +2011-07-16.txt:04:44:41: yeah, i am skillful googler +2011-07-16.txt:04:47:13: well i searched on: "3 player game" "help or hinder" +2011-07-16.txt:04:47:24: didn't work in bing so i proceeded to google and it did +2011-07-16.txt:04:47:56: yet an MS spokeswoman says "if google didn't exist bing would be good enough" +2011-07-16.txt:04:49:15: yeah good enough for me to use as fertilizer +2011-07-16.txt:04:49:47: 3 player eh +2011-07-16.txt:04:50:00: so.... by having an odd number of players the dynamics become much more complex +2011-07-16.txt:04:52:08: this very sort of topic is what eventually led me to a chatroom for esoteric programming languages +2011-07-16.txt:04:53:14: so this page is like anti-3 player games +2011-07-16.txt:04:53:17: but i am all for it +2011-07-16.txt:04:54:21: ashbash makes the point +2011-07-16.txt:04:54:50: chance is fun. +2011-07-16.txt:04:55:42: oh +2011-07-16.txt:04:55:50: an idea just came to me, +2011-07-16.txt:04:56:48: i am a genius of course.. so ideas often come to me +2011-07-16.txt:04:57:37: ok i am "confident" you have not heard of this game before +2011-07-16.txt:04:58:01: so.. each player has 2 private 8x8 boards +2011-07-16.txt:04:58:17: following with me so far? +2011-07-16.txt:04:58:50: itidus20: OK. So far. But that isn't much. +2011-07-16.txt:04:59:02: they each have a pair of 8x8 boards that only they can see.. thus a total of four 8x8 boards +2011-07-16.txt:04:59:34: they also have a bunch of tiles... lets say 128 tiles just to be safe +2011-07-16.txt:04:59:45: 128 each +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:25: and uh.. 2 more tiles of a second color.. and 2 more tiles of a third color +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:50: so.. color 1) 128 tiles, color 2) 2 tiles, color 3) 2 tiles +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:56: hehe +2011-07-16.txt:05:01:43: ok now.. they begin by placing color 3 tiles on the boards.. 1 on each board +2011-07-16.txt:05:01:59: at location.. x = 4, y = 8 +2011-07-16.txt:05:02:37: now, on one of the boards, they place a color 2 tile somewhere +2011-07-16.txt:05:03:09: so far so good? +2011-07-16.txt:05:03:48: oh.. its allowed anywhere except the first tile position +2011-07-16.txt:05:04:10: for now.. that rule might turn out to need altering +2011-07-16.txt:05:04:52: ok.. next.. you build a maze with the color 1 tiles leading to the color 2 tile +2011-07-16.txt:05:05:14: from the color 3 tile to the color 2 tile +2011-07-16.txt:05:06:50: diagonal moves are not possible, but the maze has to be a solid object in the way that a tetris piece is a solid object +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:00: uhh sort of +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:07: maybe it can have gaps +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:14: but uhhh +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:17: hummm blah +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:21: yeah anyway moving along +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:32: well im not sure.. this part is tricky to formalize in words +2011-07-16.txt:05:08:11: so anyway... what happens is.. in any order.. doesn't matter.. each turn.. both players are told which directions have walls +2011-07-16.txt:05:08:21: so it might be like "east and west have walls" +2011-07-16.txt:05:08:51: itidus20: the easiest way to say what i think you are trying to say is "no 2x2 region can contain no color 1 tiles" +2011-07-16.txt:05:09:08: and then the player tells the other player which direction he makes his move +2011-07-16.txt:05:09:33: and both players update their boards.. and its a race to reach the end of the maze +2011-07-16.txt:05:10:04: yup +2011-07-16.txt:05:10:14: its not a bad idea right? +2011-07-16.txt:05:12:21: oh i am empty of ideas now. just had to spill that one +2011-07-16.txt:05:15:48: it is by jumping into such random convos that such ideas come to me +2011-07-16.txt:05:15:51: i never get them on my own +2011-07-16.txt:05:17:04: zzo, yeah i like to consider every possible use of the chessboard other than to play chess :-? +2011-07-16.txt:05:18:37: itidus20: Yes you can make other games using the same or similar board. Some game similar to chess includes Xiangqi, Shogi, played with their own board, but it is still like chess, you still take turn moving 1 piece each, you attack opponent's king and can win, etc. +2011-07-16.txt:05:18:48: i actually created a wild image with my wacom tablet the other day to show my desire to stretch the game of chess +2011-07-16.txt:05:22:11: I liked the chess variant shown on the big bang theory +2011-07-16.txt:05:22:53: http://oi55.tinypic.com/15n2fro.jpg +2011-07-16.txt:05:24:34: damn +2011-07-16.txt:05:26:01: i dont like chess because i have no clue how to play.. and that being the best is ridiculously difficult +2011-07-16.txt:05:26:37: and a game like chess to me is the perfect thing to exploit into other games +2011-07-16.txt:05:29:09: the maze thing is probably not as good in practice as it sounds. +2011-07-16.txt:05:29:33: itidus20: I believe you. +2011-07-16.txt:05:29:51: but the idea is fun +2011-07-16.txt:05:32:10: you're right... its basically battleships except reduced down to 1 small ship +2011-07-16.txt:05:33:23: no i don't. +2011-07-16.txt:05:33:42: itidus20: i am getting another idea for a maze game +2011-07-16.txt:05:35:57: quintopia: I once had an idea about generating a maze by dice rolls +2011-07-16.txt:05:36:57: itidus20: i want to make a cross between pacman and fox-and-geese, where the geese player is the only one who knows the maze and the positions of everything. +2011-07-16.txt:05:38:01: zzo, i am fascinated by some dragonball z emulated roms based on card games +2011-07-16.txt:05:38:22: ah fox and geese.. i have a book around with a lot of games described +2011-07-16.txt:05:39:20: theres 1 special book about chess history which i have been unable to locate on the internet +2011-07-16.txt:05:40:18: ill check my browser history +2011-07-16.txt:05:41:13: A History Of Chess by some H.J.R. Murray +2011-07-16.txt:05:42:43: itidus20: Surprisingly, I can't find it either. I thought I had a near comprehensive set of books on chess. +2011-07-16.txt:05:42:54: its very special that one +2011-07-16.txt:05:43:01: will be hard to find +2011-07-16.txt:05:43:52: I learned about it when I started to want to know about the very origins of chess +2011-07-16.txt:05:47:27: theres something so compelling about chess.. but yet for me there is a certain boredom that i imagine with it +2011-07-16.txt:05:49:52: itidus20: I think I have also played some kind of card game Dragonball Z on NES, although I am unsure of the rule. Each card two numbers, one above is dots tell you how many times to move, the one below I am not sure what it means. +2011-07-16.txt:05:50:20: zzo38: yeah.. thats exactly the kind of game i mean. they're fun to watch +2011-07-16.txt:05:50:36: i have no clue what goes on though +2011-07-16.txt:05:52:48: oh well i think theres some translations anyway +2011-07-16.txt:05:52:56: but even still i would have no idea +2011-07-16.txt:05:54:27: so, zzo, did you learn much about chess variants? +2011-07-16.txt:05:55:22: i actually basically independantly discovered the theory of chess variants +2011-07-16.txt:05:55:45: and, at the end i googled it and found out with dismay that what i had discovered was nothing new at all +2011-07-16.txt:05:56:56: perhaps theory is the wrong word.. but i will explain +2011-07-16.txt:05:56:59: itidus20: http://chessvariants.org/ +2011-07-16.txt:05:57:27: oh, well, by discovering it myself i had insight into exactly what chess variants are. +2011-07-16.txt:05:58:07: they are taking the properties of the individual pieces and forming an abstract class which you might call "chesspiece" +2011-07-16.txt:05:58:21: and.. deriving from that class.. new pieces +2011-07-16.txt:05:58:42: this general process is exceedingly powerful +2011-07-16.txt:06:04:55: so naturally most chess moves resolve into vectors. either specific lengths or unlimited +2011-07-16.txt:06:05:40: now .. this creates a problem if you imagine a chessboard of say 1000x1000 ... do you still want some pieces crossing it in one go -- that is -- are unlimited movement vectors implied on boards > 8x8 +2011-07-16.txt:06:05:57: its all very fun for a rainy day +2011-07-16.txt:06:07:40: of course one way around that would be to divide the board up into districts +2011-07-16.txt:06:07:54: where a piece has to stop at the edge +2011-07-16.txt:06:08:00: sort of +2011-07-16.txt:06:10:37: the trouble starts when you start trying to abstract moves like en passant and castling +2011-07-16.txt:06:11:10: then it feels like a scripting language would be useful +2011-07-16.txt:06:11:21: in the definition of the pieces +2011-07-16.txt:06:14:48: back +2011-07-16.txt:06:14:57: dandy: variant pieces +2011-07-16.txt:06:15:12: well, i don't know. perhaps the conversation has multi-threaded too +2011-07-16.txt:06:15:22: which is nice +2011-07-16.txt:06:16:57: So I decided when I was thinking about chess variants that the minimal conditions I would find acceptable is a system which could describe all the rules of chess +2011-07-16.txt:06:17:27: including castling and pawns moving 2 spaces on their first go, and queening, and en passant etc +2011-07-16.txt:06:18:46: I did try for a little while. I think as I became aware of the existence of professionals who had already done a lot of it, I lost interest. +2011-07-16.txt:06:18:52: both :D +2011-07-16.txt:06:19:45: I had plans on making a program to do it but it started to make me sweat so by then i had thrown in towel +2011-07-16.txt:06:20:29: I didn't have any exciting ideas anyway +2011-07-16.txt:06:20:49: I simply realized that chesspieces could be highly generalized. +2011-07-16.txt:06:21:48: Also, there is the draw I feel towards making a realtime chess +2011-07-16.txt:06:22:00: I have seen a youtube video of kungfu chess. +2011-07-16.txt:06:25:51: I feel a small joy reading "I would rather take the real-time chess concept as far as it can go." +2011-07-16.txt:06:26:52: but yeah.. sumo volleyball sounds like the kind of nonsense I would be looking to create +2011-07-16.txt:06:31:38: well, i decided to define a boolean named virgin for whether or not a piece has moved yet :D +2011-07-16.txt:06:33:08: i also abstracted the role of the king into an idea of like a squad leader +2011-07-16.txt:06:35:08: so uh.. you could have a chess army consisting of multiple squads.. +2011-07-16.txt:06:35:15: and if you take down the leader, the whole squad falls +2011-07-16.txt:06:35:58: yeah, i am full of ideas on this kind of thing.. it provides me some kind of perverse pleasure +2011-07-16.txt:06:39:06: YChat works. +2011-07-16.txt:06:39:11: I dunno how it compares +2011-07-16.txt:06:40:13: hmm.. seems they are related +2011-07-16.txt:06:40:41: looking on the about box one of the devs of this ychat has an email address silverex@silverex.org +2011-07-16.txt:06:41:18: itidus20, so basically, you're using Silverex, which just puts YChat as the name of the program +2011-07-16.txt:06:41:33: im using some version of it +2011-07-16.txt:06:41:40: i dont know +2011-07-16.txt:06:42:05: its listed as: X Chat 2 in the start menu +2011-07-16.txt:06:42:46: weird +2011-07-16.txt:08:12:22: whats QI? +2011-07-16.txt:08:12:41: is it IQ backwards? +2011-07-16.txt:08:13:06: ah yes +2011-07-16.txt:08:14:14: "last night" +2011-07-16.txt:08:14:16: hehehehe +2011-07-16.txt:08:15:17: I doubt that there is a QI esolang though. +2011-07-16.txt:08:15:51: although.. much to my surprise, a term i thought up "hashashins weed" has already been used +2011-07-16.txt:12:18:45: -!- itidus20 has quit (*.net *.split). +2011-07-16.txt:12:19:58: -!- itidus20 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-16.txt:18:35:15: yay darkest hours are always the most thrilling +2011-07-16.txt:18:46:30: hagb4rd, is your point that the first 3d shooters are more awesome than the ones which followed? +2011-07-16.txt:18:48:47: hagb4rd: I have become aware in my thoughts that software developers tend to take credit for improvements caused by hardware +2011-07-16.txt:18:49:58: hagb4rd: are you happy with 6fps? im a little confused where you actually stand on this +2011-07-16.txt:18:51:09: i am amazed atari had a fps +2011-07-16.txt:19:07:03: hagb4rd: I am glad you showed these fps videos. Anyway I think that the fps genre is losing creativity. +2011-07-16.txt:19:19:19: hag: I had some ideas about planets in 2d. +2011-07-16.txt:19:19:56: The first idea I had is that if you walk far enough to the left or right in 2d you can come up on the other side +2011-07-16.txt:19:20:12: itidus20, ... +2011-07-16.txt:19:20:51: itidus20: you mean you came up with the idea of somehow making R^2 into a torus? +2011-07-16.txt:19:21:33: i am happy to admit i am full of crap and can laugh at myself about it +2011-07-16.txt:19:22:19: oklofok: when I was thinking about it what I really wanted to achieve is to do it without a sense of cheating the player +2011-07-16.txt:19:23:45: R^2 is already over my head, but I can still carry on +2011-07-16.txt:19:24:58: i have wiki at my side +2011-07-16.txt:19:25:52: but so this wasn't entirely enough for me. there was more. i wanted to allow the player to "dig through the planet" +2011-07-16.txt:19:26:33: humm i will make a quick paint pic +2011-07-16.txt:19:30:01: http://oi51.tinypic.com/nl4u1v.jpg +2011-07-16.txt:19:30:45: in this pic you can sort of see the idea of "digging" through but the first problem arises. it looks very odd if the player does not turn his head around as he falls +2011-07-16.txt:19:31:36: so i had this idea that the center of the planet could be another torus , to borrow your word +2011-07-16.txt:19:32:06: no wait, maybe that wasn't the idea +2011-07-16.txt:19:32:34: anyway.. i thought.. when you reach the center of the planet while falling through, you should reach a dark screen where your path follows a U shape +2011-07-16.txt:19:32:53: and you start falling upwards without actually turning upside down +2011-07-16.txt:19:34:03: itidus20, suggest you read http://everything2.com/title/Using+Asteroids+to+explain+the+topological+classification+of+2-manifolds +2011-07-16.txt:19:34:22: ok +2011-07-16.txt:19:37:32: (still reading the article, even while I type this) my more general theorum is that in practice the earth looks flat. It never actually looks like a sphere to anyone standing on it. So it should never have to look round in a video game. +2011-07-16.txt:19:38:21: itidus20: what about on mountains near the ocean? +2011-07-16.txt:19:38:27: itidus20, what if someon finds a way to lift off into seep space in the game? +2011-07-16.txt:19:38:54: ya ur rite +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:01: but.. +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:04: itidus20: you want a surface like that of earth's, but infinitely deep? +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:10: maybe its possible to do both +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:49: well first I imagined a giant circle. and I thought, how big does the circle have to be so that it looks flat +2011-07-16.txt:19:40:14: itidus20, it wouldn't be an absolute size, but a size relative to the observer +2011-07-16.txt:19:40:33: (still reading the article, even while I type this) my more general theorum is that in practice the earth looks flat. It never actually looks like a sphere to anyone standing on it. So it should never have to look round in a video game. +2011-07-16.txt:19:42:05: oklofok, well i decided that as you reach the center you reach a black background and your sprite follows a U path and when it goes up again it is falling upwards to some other point. so i guess that is infinite depth. +2011-07-16.txt:19:42:32: itidus20: i think it's better to prevent reaching the middle altogether +2011-07-16.txt:19:44:00: I am full of crap. I am a whole magnitude below mathematically. ^_^ +2011-07-16.txt:19:44:11: But I think up things from left field. +2011-07-16.txt:19:45:39: So I was trying to squiash all this into a tile based side scroller (as an idea) which cannot rotate. +2011-07-16.txt:19:50:18: ok i guess theres room for compromise +2011-07-16.txt:19:51:15: so what do you do.. make the character change size? :D :D +2011-07-16.txt:19:51:53: perhaps as he falls deeper he scales up +2011-07-16.txt:19:52:31: like a map projection, when a man goes to iceland +2011-07-16.txt:19:52:36: his body probably grows larger +2011-07-16.txt:19:52:56: itidus20, what +2011-07-16.txt:19:53:12: yeah. greenland/iceland is gigantic on most map projections +2011-07-16.txt:19:53:29: " perhaps as he falls deeper he scales up" well more like gets smaller +2011-07-16.txt:19:53:51: phantom, it has occured to me that the missing link could be that the character could actually change size to make it all work +2011-07-16.txt:19:54:04: thanks to listening to this conversation +2011-07-16.txt:19:55:00: ok hagb4rd: like suppose uh.. Zelda.. was played on a typical map projection. +2011-07-16.txt:19:55:19: now when he is standing on iceland his body will be stretched :D +2011-07-16.txt:19:56:17: itidus20: i was thinking maybe you could have a metric such that on every level of depth inside earth, you have a surface with the same circumference as earth, but you have infinitely many concentric balls "on top" of each other +2011-07-16.txt:19:57:08: oklofok, i really did actually commit some of this to paper months ago.. but i am clueless on topology +2011-07-16.txt:19:57:24: so now it comes to life +2011-07-16.txt:19:58:42: oklofok: well the deeper paradox of falling through earth is that your up vector has to change at some point +2011-07-16.txt:19:58:56: Phantom_Hoover: oh i see itidus20 was already bringing up similar ideas. btw this reminds me of a valerian comic... +2011-07-16.txt:19:59:04: itidus20: unless you just fall infinitely? +2011-07-16.txt:19:59:15: so I decided let him fall in U shape +2011-07-16.txt:20:00:36: because if i didnt say let him fall in a U shape then either the map flips upside down or the character flips upside down and it would look awkward +2011-07-16.txt:20:00:55: something would have to flip +2011-07-16.txt:20:01:09: i also realize that you couldn't actually fall through.. gravity would pin you in the center +2011-07-16.txt:20:01:57: the idea of falling through is really just to ensure that the planet is real +2011-07-16.txt:20:02:37: anyone who quotes that evil man behind general semantics who says the map is not the territory is to be slain >:) +2011-07-16.txt:20:03:08: i also realize that you couldn't actually fall through.. gravity would pin you in the center +2011-07-16.txt:20:04:27: phantom, so uhh.. i don't think any player has any actual reason to dig in a planet. but i think that the idea forces the game to cope with that possibility +2011-07-16.txt:20:04:52: itidus20, the gravity at a planet's core is 0. +2011-07-16.txt:20:05:06: ahh +2011-07-16.txt:20:05:28: does it decrease as you approach the center? +2011-07-16.txt:20:05:45: itidus20, yes. +2011-07-16.txt:20:06:10: itidus20: basically for a perfectly spherical body, the gravity at a point inside is given by only the part of the body that is further inside from you +2011-07-16.txt:20:06:49: on a related idea. i had this idea of a game of life sort of thing which makes connected clusters of dots have a mass and hence a gravity and to affect each other +2011-07-16.txt:20:07:26: " on a related idea. i had this idea of a game of life sort of thing which makes connected clusters of dots have a mass and hence a gravity and to affect each other" <<< can i steal this idea and try to do something cool with it next week? +2011-07-16.txt:20:08:08: all of my ideas are free to do whatever you like with as long as i get to use them myself +2011-07-16.txt:20:08:14: lol +2011-07-16.txt:20:08:43: as in, i don't want to get cut off from my own ideas +2011-07-16.txt:20:09:25: so a tetris piece would have a mass of 4 +2011-07-16.txt:20:10:06: but if 2 tetris pieces bumped together, they would become one object with a mass of 8 +2011-07-16.txt:20:11:01: for me, diagonal connections in CA's (i love the acronyms you guy use so casually) is good enough to share mass +2011-07-16.txt:20:12:09: itidus20: as i love telling people, i get payed to play with ca all day so acronymizing it gets pretty casual +2011-07-16.txt:20:12:44: oklofok: ok heres another idea i had (i was on a roll that day) +2011-07-16.txt:20:13:12: a chess game CA where the piece type is determined by the pieces around it +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:00: well it would be just a CA... but the pieces would exist as uhh +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:03: itidus20: huh? +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:13: the pieces would be implied by the rules of the CA I guess.. +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:41: so say you had a cell on its own.. that could be a pawn +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:47: as an example +2011-07-16.txt:20:15:13: itidus20: chess pieces are not really mathematically interesting +2011-07-16.txt:20:15:19: i actually drew up some ideas of possible rules for which pieces are which +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:05: oh.. well.. ok.. so you start with a regular game of life +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:12: and.. in between turns +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:25: generations? +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:56: ok lets say its not quite game of life.. lets say you have 2 teams .. so trinary state +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:08: because its chess +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:21: or uhh +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:24: uhhhmmm +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:34: i never really thought about it that way +2011-07-16.txt:20:18:19: well.. you would have a dead cell, a black cell, and a white cell +2011-07-16.txt:20:19:20: so at the end of a generation the player can select 1 cell.. whose type is determined by the cells around it +2011-07-16.txt:20:19:35: and move it +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:01: and in all likelihood it is now a new kind of piece having moved +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:24: and lets say you can capture an enemy cell by moving onto it +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:49: i try +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:51: hehe +2011-07-16.txt:20:21:32: i was discussing that very question in here last night about how far can a chesspiece move +2011-07-16.txt:20:22:10: ok finite ca +2011-07-16.txt:20:22:46: so the actual pieces are represented as rules of neighborhoods +2011-07-16.txt:20:23:17: and the fun of the design is determining which neighborhoods map to which pieces +2011-07-16.txt:20:23:49: I came up with a set but I never did anything with this idea +2011-07-16.txt:20:26:28: The idea could also be extended into fairy chess. +2011-07-16.txt:20:28:13: sorry taneb +2011-07-16.txt:20:28:23: i will join your convo +2011-07-16.txt:20:38:10: working on CAs it must be tough to resist the topic i came up with. +2011-07-16.txt:20:40:18: so, on looking at reduceron page, I feel my ineptitude. what's the best language to learn functional programming concepts? +2011-07-16.txt:20:41:30: thanks +2011-07-16.txt:20:41:53: i have tried reading up on lambda calc once but i never quite got it +2011-07-16.txt:20:42:12: ^ http://byob.berkeley.edu/ +2011-07-16.txt:20:42:30: oh nice it's visual programming +2011-07-16.txt:20:42:59: I won't fuck the room again by my ideas about visual programming. +2011-07-16.txt:20:43:07: ill just quiet down +2011-07-16.txt:20:44:10: because if you think my ideas about torus worlds, gravity CAs, chess CAs make a mess. then visual programming is just as bad +2011-07-16.txt:20:44:48: i'll save it for another day +2011-07-16.txt:20:49:14: I smash them together like a particle collider +2011-07-16.txt:20:49:52: =)) +2011-07-16.txt:20:50:29: Basically I see things as existing in academic space and entertainment space. +2011-07-16.txt:20:51:14: I take inspiration from people like lewis carroll +2011-07-16.txt:20:51:52: hmm... +[too many lines; stopping] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.29287 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.29287 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +lolhtml> diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.29440 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.29440 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,806 @@ +1) I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... More practice is in order. +4) that's where I got it rocket launch facility gift shop +5) GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) His body should be given to science. He's alive :P Even so. +7) what, you mean that wasn't your real name? Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) TODO: sex life +9) Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? not yet trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) 11 holes for me :D +12) GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) Meh ._. +19) oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) after all, what are DVD players for? +30) pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. ehird: consider low-gravity porn fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +31) I am not on the moon. +32) Or the brutal rape of the English language! That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +33) i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +34) is there a problem with it being carbonized :D yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +35) anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true should put that on my todo list +36) I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +37) i'm my dad's unborn sister +38) `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny How hard is that +39) [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +40) actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +41) Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +42) With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +43) I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +44) It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +45) Reality isn't a part of physics +46) oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +47) Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +48) If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... I'd call it jabbear. +49) GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +50) no Deewiant No?! I've been living a lie yep. Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +51) ??? Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? Or are there monster dildos and cocks? Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +52) Maternal instincts? Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +53) I think hamsters cannot be inert. +54) I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +55) yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +56) Porn. There, see? +57) So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +58) both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +59) What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +60) hmm, this is hard +61) actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +62) if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +63) oohhh ha heh and what are your other characteristics? oh, many, madbrain but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +64) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### Meh * FireFly dies +65) Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +66) im the worst person in the world +67) i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +68) ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +69) Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +70) SF.net porn :/ Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +71) i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +72) I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +73) Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +74) Invalid! Kill! Kill! I get that feeling too. +75) It's not incest if you're third cousins! +76) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +77) Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +78) I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +79) Where's the link to the log? THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +80) My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +81) [Warrigal] `addquote hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +82) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +83) Ah, vulva. What is that, anyway? +84) I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +85) bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +86) Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +87) So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +88) For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +89) A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +90) and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain it's all falling into place +91) so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +92) let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +93) oklopol geez what are you doing here ...i don't know :< i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +94) think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +95) Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +96) I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +97) it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +98) I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +99) (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +100) Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +101) theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +102) I want a patent on common sense It wouldn't get me much though >_> +103) I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +104) fungot!*@* added to ignore list. AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +105) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +106) sekuoir: that's just gay sex I am learning though! +107) Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +108) okay I see it now, quines do exist +109) Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +110) if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect ^ I learned that trick from atheists +111) use "grep --crazy" +112) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] what? she said square ped :| +113) insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +114) alise: why internet is like wtf +115) I am an inherently pornographic being. +116) Hooray! I'm an idiot. +117) you move on the tape and shit +118) like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English alise: that's great filler ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +119) And... WTF is it doing. :( Is it sexing? +120) ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots ill do it later +121) pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +122) alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +123) AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +124) AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +125) [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +126) alise, marble marbelus +127) cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +128) we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +129) alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +130) what's the data of? [...] Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation I have no problems with you being interested in online games but the necrophilia is disturbing +131) Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +132) Because you're a Mac user. I am! and proud of it to My mouse has *no* buttons. +133) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +134) but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +135) oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? it's not clear from the RFCs +136) reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +137) how does a "DNA computer" work. von neumann machines? CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +138) CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +139) ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +140) ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +141) Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +142) cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +143) alise: I suck at coding related. +144) incest is best +145) Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +146) Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +147) (in #irp) Flonk, ask on #esoteric? Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +148) So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. Involving open wounds. I'm going to take a shower +149) GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +150) OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +151) INTERNET YAY Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +152) cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +153) i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +154) pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +155) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +156) Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +157) I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +158) pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +159) it was too difficult +160) You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +161) you should be eating corpses more +162) Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +163) alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +164) Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +165) Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +166) colon is where your ass comes from right +167) < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +168) "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." alise: I I was going to say something then your last line floored me +169) Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? alise: TLAAW +170) It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +171) alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +172) Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +173) it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +174) the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +175) (I've just been playing with myself.) +176) It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! WRONG 8 WEEKS +177) Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +178) dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0 ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? Vorpal, you don't want to know. Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer Vorpal: "horrible" +180) i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +181) I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +182) i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +183) comex: what? *vorpal comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +184) Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +185) elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +186) ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +187) catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +188) elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +189) syntax is the least important part of a programming language other than Python +190) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +191) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +192) there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +193) I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +194) fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! everything looks like an error anyway +195) HOT SEXY SEX BITS +196) How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +197) elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. Two! +198) DAMN YOU, I'm leaving olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +199) Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +200) well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy and i own a piano and i'm not wearing socks +201) fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +202) [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +203) it seems that CUIL is dead +204) Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +205) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +206) Vorpal loves the sodomy. elliott, sure why not +207) So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] It's a trivial C program :P +208) "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +209) That is the mark of Gregor right there. tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that It's still the mark of Gregor. +210) For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +211) OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +212) (had real world issues) (to deal with) Vorpal's pregnant. yes +213) elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? what Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +214) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot pikhq: I'm underage! +215) zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. It's broken? +216) Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +217) quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror typing is kind of difficult +218) My quotes are boring +219) oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +220) your premise to falsify "false" is false +221) I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +222) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +223) The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +224) I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +225) Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +226) elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +227) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave +228) Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +229) I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +230) ... come to think of it, +231) Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +232) And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +233) clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness or ability to run at all ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +234) LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +235) 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. HAHA [...] this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +236) as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +237) vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +238) GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +239) Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +240) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +241) i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice umm, sufficiently small +242) yay CDE +243) oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +244) hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +245) ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +246) are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +247) [on Walter Bright] I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +248) Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +249) mtve, now he's an expert idler. mtve: kitty kitty kitty +250) ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing I think that would be illegal. oh you are right damn :/ +251) I need a new desktop background j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) uhrghoaudp +252) * quintopia sits on gregor +253) [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +254) Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +255) elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +256) who's walter bright and why is he so bright locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc locks: guilty +257) We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +258) This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +259) ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +260) gah, why does lose keep winning? +261) (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +262) who is guido van rossum you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +263) actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +264) Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! and a monad! nothing can stop me now! +265) !bfjoust test (-)*10000 Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 yay +266) !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 probably will suck Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 what +267) `addquote I'm a bit 'tarded. (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +268) HELLWORLD! It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. There is more agony. +269) My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +270) so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +271) oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think oerjan: What - the - fuck +272) [on egojoust] The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +273) OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +274) !bfjoust sm3 < Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +275) $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +276) !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +277) I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +278) file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +279) If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +280) lol @ closed character set standard "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +281) [on DNA Maze] it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +282) back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +283) Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +284) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +285) Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +286) gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +287) 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +288) zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +289) just because i'm homosexual doesn't mean i have sex with men. ...i'm also a paedophile [...] see if i'm a gay paedophile i don't have sex with men i have sex with BOYS +290) actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +291) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +292) Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +293) okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +294) Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +295) However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +296) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +297) shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +298) elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +299) My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +300) There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +301) Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +302) elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +303) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +304) addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +305) Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +306) oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +307) quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* i mean with you +308) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +309) Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +310) I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +311) wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +312) it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +313) ais523: quick, say something funny something funny hagrea:D can'tä sopt laughitn +314) elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +315) elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +316) ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +317) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something +318) Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +319) BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +320) Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +321) [After a long monologue] i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +322) That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +323) elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +324) i'm really sleep +325) elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +326) elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +327) I use LiGNUXFCE+apps That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +328) I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +329) and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +330) elliott, it was an artful robbery! wait, murder +331) I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +332) haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +333) Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +334) that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +335) A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. See? I'm intellectual. +336) I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +337) DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +338) Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +339) anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +340) i actually do like sucking +341) [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +342) i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +343) o.O There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. It's called "not being a mammal" :P +344) the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +345) esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +346) destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +347) ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +348) I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +349) http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg worlds biggest thumb +350) oerjan: why so potable ...... DRINK ME +351) what telnets are there [...] where are a list of telnets? +352) (im not a lawyer) (im just making stuff up +353) Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +354) boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +355) here's a good multiplication algorithm 1010101 x 110 well I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +356) 3 = 7/2 +357) [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +358) when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +359) right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +360) i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +361) Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +362) Write-only IRC: best idea Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +363) AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +364) Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +365) [on Sgeo's karaoke] Sgeo: awesome sounds like a japan anime sound track +366) [on Sgeo's karaoke] That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +367) Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +368) Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +369) oerjan you're swedish, right? +370) my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +371) Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +372) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one +373) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one thankfully only two +374) yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +375) I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse I invented Metaplace sex >.> +376) sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here I think so +377) I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything Yes. And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +378) Vorpal: it's actually called Happy Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +379) i hope that isn't child pornography whew equally cute tho, have to admit +380) Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +381) scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +382) I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +383) Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +384) two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +385) `addquote two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +386) [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +387) Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +388) Oracle's awesome +389) How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! I have the weirdest boner right now. +390) CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +391) oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +392) And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +393) [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +394) You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +395) The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +396) hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +397) Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +398) Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +399) yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +400) Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +401) but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +402) are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +403) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] I need to learn more Haskell... ..I need to get op privs. +404) I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +405) Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser monqy, how hard could it be? +406) I hope type inference isn't difficult +407) You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +408) anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours and masturbate as well +409) The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +410) so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +411) [on spiking] drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +412) what would you ever need petrol for newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +413) [on petrol] oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +414) " elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +415) if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +416) It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +417) HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER Oh noooooooooooooooooose! Gregor: lol nose geddit +418) you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +419) I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +420) I used to be more irritated by alcohol Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +421) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +422) You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +423) elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" eventually all US bills will just be solid green +424) meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary so far, it has found four digits I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +425) The wickedest man of all. Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. you talking about me again? Yes. k +426) "system is fairly sane imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum would you object to that being trademarked I mean phrase trade" oops +427) Something about faiing a asanity check sanity faliling failing +428) Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +429) as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +430) i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +431) oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page thanks elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +432) decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +433) Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are Damn right! +434) " Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +435) im going to resurrect rutian with vitamin pills and book sales +436) adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +437) as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw quintopia: I am at Canada. +438) elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +439) I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +440) The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +441) Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +442) oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +443) Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +444) [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +445) pikhq, living in the future sucks. The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +446) oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +447) such a famous bisexual Yeah, like Marlon Brando. And Caligula. And... Keeley Hawes? I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +448) elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +449) it was a wonderful dream i died in it that's how it started +450) the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +451) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets #toilet is useless is #toilet even a thing I'm looking for help with toilets +452) Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that Or, at least, my toilet looks different +453) mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +454) drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +455) #%%:]__t�# do you see that that is great progress taking place +456) well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +457) elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +458) elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +459) Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +460) Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +461) No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +462) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires The bacon is worth it +463) ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +464) you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them that doesn't work. we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +465) The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +466) Cut to February War were declared A galaxy in turmoil Anyway, Febuary '10 +467) I can't afford one of those! A grandchild, not a laser printer +468) doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +469) MY CONTINUITY MY FANFICTION RUINED +470) to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +471) god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +472) (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +473) I have a WRT120N Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +474) There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] You've just gave me a different result [...] It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +475) Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +476) That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +477) interestingly enough, go is a second player win chess is also first player win tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +478) Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +479) I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +480) The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +481) Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +482) God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +483) Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +484) So... God has jizzed on everything? have you even READ the bible? +485) Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +486) This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +487) rest in peace lambdabot???? monqy: it'll probably be back later nap in peace +488) ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +489) 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +490) Non sequitur is my forte On-topic discussion is my piano Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte Full fat milk is my pianissimo On which note, I'm hungry +491) in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +492) If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +493) monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +494) itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +495) It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +496) Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +497) Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +498) australia kicks ass we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +499) My memory passed rest in peace sgeos memory +500) cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +501) tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +502) [2008] i'm testing Haiku and it appears that it is a major shit 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +503) Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +504) aibohphobia The fear of palindromes +505) Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +506) elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +507) it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +508) Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +509) beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +510) I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +511) So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +512) i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +513) Well, I'm now experimenting with clients It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +514) I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +515) fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +516) Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +517) elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +518) Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +519) Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. SHIT JUST GOT REAL +520) OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. It's been fun knowing him. +521) Taneb's been hit by melancholy. He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +522) Oh god. I've become a metallurgy hipster. +523) You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +524) Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana Judaism has them beat, of course I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +525) it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +526) I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +527) what i mean by afk is i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +528) anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +529) oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +530) sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +531) Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +532) the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +533) What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +534) it's the pain of the gaps argument no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain it's never close enough +535) Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +536) What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +537) well, you have bested me itidus20: Yes. +538) now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +539) What is miff-muffered moof? that's a tough question +540) software patents strike again that's got to be at least three times, now are they out yet? +541) like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with but that would be NP hard I think +542) combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +543) IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +544) I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +545) I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +546) On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +547) A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +548) (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +549) that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +550) I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +551) Maybe if you try diplomacy. Pointy steel diplomacy +552) i started running and smoking i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +553) I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +554) elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +555) this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +556) I think it's fizzie against everyone atm AND EVERYONE IS WINNING EXCEPT FIZZIE +557) lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +558) That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +559) mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +560) im sampling ultra hip holiday hes the boogie woogie santa clause switching to oktoberfest yes i would love to shop to this +561) im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +562) i am out of all the fame loops and the australien soap opera loops so much loop / s omcuh +563) The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +564) elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +565) ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +566) elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +567) They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +568) game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +569) Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +570) we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +571) I keep asking random people for "friendship " and it's crippling +572) I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +573) Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +574) Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby I will boil your veins. Which is less bad? Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +575) I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +576) FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +577) Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +578) Intake flooded with magma. Reactor connected. Pumps active. YES IT'S WORKING +579) "Do a sea monster while whatever." +580) But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +581) The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +582) I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +583) Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +584) monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] @messages quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +585) theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +586) elliott, it is typical of you Vorpal: so are most things I say +587) well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +588) elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +589) now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = elliott_: let's not start that again." +590) You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +591) OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +592) help me i am so alone :( new computer good enough to simulate real parents +593) elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +594) indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +595) elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +596) Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +597) this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +598) THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +599) It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +600) oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +601) dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! I need.....an adult ;_; +602) We have no leather. Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +603) according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +604) Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +605) When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +606) one time I tried cpp programming ​ it was hellish ​ maybe I should try again +607) CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +608) king is something women are better at than men +609) Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +610) Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +611) [from 2009] That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +612) in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +613) what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +614) I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +615) Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +616) elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +617) You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? Monads are like that, only worse. +618) Mayor says we need to make aluminum items Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +619) Dear god stop staring at me. no never monqy is always staring at everyone. it takes many eyes to do this but I manage He is an inspiration to us all. +620) Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +621) One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +622) Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +623) Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +624) Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... elliott: fuck you. There. Perfect. Carry on. +625) lol :( +626) But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +627) jesus, yes.. he was human and that is fantastic more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +628) I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +629) yes 5 is very infixr +630) if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +631) it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +632) The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +633) OMG What if we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +634) It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. Also lesbian. +635) i agree with elliott +636) did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +637) isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +638) fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +639) It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +640) sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +641) elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +642) Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +643) my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +644) I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +645) The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +646) I think stealing is more appropriate +647) i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +648) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +649) but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +650) so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +651) Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +652) [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +653) An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +654) [in the context of Open University] "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +655) l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +656) never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +657) Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +658) When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +659) Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? You stole it from us first! +660) bad people have feelings too but they're bad so it's okay +661) It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +662) Real Tar is GNU tar. You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +663) But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +664) that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +665) fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +666) (Of Minecraft:) So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +667) oh god oh god what if I become attracted to birds +668) "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +669) 678) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love 187) Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +670) ais523: those suck hmm, those are all pretty good +671) It's missing the "bear scat showing a diet of prime numbers" picture. +672) You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. It wasn't in deep space. It was orbiting Bajor. +673) If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. Also probably works in real life? +674) I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +675) http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +676) clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +677) That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +678) I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +679) it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them and you get a new interesting esolang diagonal principle… +680) i did applied fisheries research when i was little got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +681) that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +682) COCKS [...] truly cocks +683) Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. +684) where is this going. why is this going. +685) anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +686) fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +687) I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +688) I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +689) Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +690) I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish I don't fit in your quaint little categories +691) Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +692) Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +693) Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +694) ...Overlapping? +695) Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +696) elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +697) oh my god that is one ugly solution beautiful +698) Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +699) (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) +700) VMS Mosaic? I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. +701) elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. +702) No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +703) It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. +704) Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. +705) There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? +706) elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? +707) elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. +708) Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. +709) also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +710) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. +711) Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS +712) ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe +713) ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" +714) `quote themselves No output. `quote norway No output. `quote lunch No output. Useless bot. +715) the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it +716) You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. `quote kmc 686) COCKS [...] truly cocks Well, in theory. +717) characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode +718) but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +719) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +720) Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes +721) The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +722) I guess only gay people fuck? +723) also who it a tome, a small one +724) shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? No. whew we don't have room for more esolangers there. oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? no Whew. We don't have room for more esolangers there. +725) Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? fizzie: Yes. There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. +726) the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. +727) it's not even about strictness actually not strictly about strictness, anyway +728) I like category theory because when you get over how damn weird it is it's still weird. +729) Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it +730) wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +731) This is not the time for science! ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +732) i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" +733) if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +734) .Ah. +735) i don't lie, i tell stories there's no difference *a +736) myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. +737) BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT He's just a box with arms i love boxbot already +738) interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. +739) right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. if only every wrong person could be so lucky +740) Dinner? At two? It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +741) man, I love pseudo-random decision making kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen +742) well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +743) if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? i just plucked his name at random [...] if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +744) why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace +745) fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! +746) Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. +747) pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. +748) The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. +749) monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered +750) WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? +751) The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +752) Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +753) Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. Oops. +754) Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +755) I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. +756) Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. He lives in Detroit. I... think we might have found the wrong one. +757) A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. +758) elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! +759) ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game +760) (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +761) in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) +762) I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. +763) I hate you. +764) The mutable-integer Linux. +765) Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. zzo38: was it unexpected? Kind of... +766) fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. +767) Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +768) i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself +769) When you die in Canada, you die in real life. +770) DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +771) is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +772) [...] So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. +773) `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) +774) [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] +775) fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord +776) [...] "paikankin päällä" sounds just fine +777) oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? fizzie: +47 oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. I... guess you are geographically, too. +778) Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. +779) Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise +780) Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. +781) kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? +782) I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +783) fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +784) oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +785) "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith so that you can legally own lockpicks Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +786) northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky +787) speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today the first episode was more like 57471571c5 +788) I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before +789) oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? No, sorry. phew How about Finland? Why would I live there? That's a *very* good question. Why would anyone? +790) elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. +791) There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +792) elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... +793) the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +794) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. Glurk. +795) elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. That is to say, non-constructive. +796) Two gigabytes is not really much to download. THAT'S LIKE THREE EPISODES OF MY LITTLE PONY +797) [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. +798) damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +799) ioihgfdddf +800) rephtrase +801) I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) +802) @more @more @more @more @more @more @more :( +803) has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people +804) Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) +805) Quinary computers replace the cache with a quiche. +806) ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.29936 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.29936 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +usage: tree [-adfghilnpqrstuvxACDFNS] [-H baseHREF] [-T title ] [-L level [-R]] + [-P pattern] [-I pattern] [-o filename] [--version] [--help] [--inodes] + [--device] [--noreport] [--nolinks] [--dirsfirst] [--charset charset] + [--filelimit #] [] + -a All files are listed. + -d List directories only. + -l Follow symbolic links like directories. + -f Print the full path prefix for each file. + -i Don't print indentation lines. + -q Print non-printable characters as '?'. + -N Print non-printable characters as is. + -p Print the protections for each file. + -u Displays file owner or UID number. + -g Displays file group owner or GID number. + -s Print the size in bytes of each file. + -h Print the size in a more human readable way. + -D Print the date of last modification. + -F Appends '/', '=', '*', or '|' as per ls -F. + -v Sort files alphanumerically by version. + -r Sort files in reverse alphanumeric order. + -t Sort files by last modification time. + -x Stay on current filesystem only. + -L level Descend only level directories deep. + -A Print ANSI lines graphic indentation lines. + -S Print with ASCII graphics indentation lines. + -n Turn colorization off always (-C overrides). + -C Turn colorization on always. + -P pattern List only those files that match the pattern given. + -I pattern Do not list files that match the given pattern. + -H baseHREF Prints out HTML format with baseHREF as top directory. + -T string Replace the default HTML title and H1 header with string. + -R Rerun tree when max dir level reached. + -o file Output to file instead of stdout. + --inodes Print inode number of each file. + --device Print device ID number to which each file belongs. + --noreport Turn off file/directory count at end of tree listing. + --nolinks Turn off hyperlinks in HTML output. + --dirsfirst List directories before files. + --charset X Use charset X for HTML and indentation line output. + --filelimit # Do not descend dirs with more than # files in them. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.30008 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30008 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +Usage: java [-options] class [args...] + (to execute a class) + or java [-options] -jar jarfile [args...] + (to execute a jar file) +where options include: + -d32 use a 32-bit data model if available + -d64 use a 64-bit data model if available + -server to select the "server" VM + The default VM is server. + + -cp + -classpath + A : separated list of directories, JAR archives, + and ZIP archives to search for class files. + -D= + set a system property + -verbose[:class|gc|jni] + enable verbose output + -version print product version and exit + -version: + require the specified version to run + -showversion print product version and continue + -jre-restrict-search | -jre-no-restrict-search + include/exclude user private JREs in the version search + -? -help print this help message + -X print help on non-standard options + -ea[:...|:] + -enableassertions[:...|:] + enable assertions with specified granularity + -da[:...|:] + -disableassertions[:...|:] + disable assertions with specified granularity + -esa | -enablesystemassertions + enable system assertions + -dsa | -disablesystemassertions + disable system assertions + -agentlib:[=] + load native agent library , e.g. -agentlib:hprof + see also, -agentlib:jdwp=help and -agentlib:hprof=help + -agentpath:[=] + load native agent library by full pathname + -javaagent:[=] + load Java programming language agent, see java.lang.instrument + -splash: + show splash screen with specified image +See http://java.sun.com/javase/reference for more details. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.30032 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30032 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2004-06-04.txt:16:20:44: i'm probably never be one, since there are those bandwidth-monsters.. +2005-05-10.txt:17:55:01: Every monster is an op... +2005-09-10.txt:22:45:51: for some reason that reminds me of monsters inc.. 23-19!! :) +2005-09-22.txt:07:21:21: I'M A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!! +2005-10-05.txt:22:53:15: Flying spaghetti monster +2005-10-05.txt:22:54:21: * WildHalcyon eats a flying spaghetti monster. My current state is: Awake and Slightly Full +2005-10-25.txt:02:27:33: The lag monster XD +2005-11-01.txt:18:50:28: Also, OMG FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER >>> JESUS LOL! +2005-12-21.txt:00:07:36: i'm not gonna say something which can hurt you who believe in noodly apprendage of Flying Spaghetti Monster +2006-05-28.txt:00:43:56: Hmm... I isn't actually a monster class, is it? +2006-05-28.txt:00:46:19: Isn't it "I" when there's a monster you can't see. +2006-05-28.txt:00:49:39: Those are all the monsters that still exist in my NetHack game. +2006-08-29.txt:00:16:13: * GreyKnight reads a blessed scroll of genocide. What class of monsters do you wish to genocide? , Wiped out all newbies. Wiped out all lusers. Wiped out all script kiddies. Wiped out lament. +2006-11-04.txt:19:38:04: Maybe he uses a Lisp-Forth hybrid monster. +2006-11-05.txt:00:01:09: * oerjan regrets participating in the creation of a monster. +2006-12-21.txt:03:51:51: zany other monster guts +2006-12-22.txt:18:48:51: Yes - I have created a monster. +2006-12-22.txt:18:49:51: It's Frankenstein's monster. +2006-12-23.txt:01:50:54: Pudding rust monster invisible monster vampire mummy snake gnome! +2006-12-31.txt:20:39:28: * CakeProphet immediately conjures up images of an evil C monster stabbing him with sharp pointers. +2007-01-01.txt:22:00:39: and of course there would be _some_ monsters. +2007-01-23.txt:00:23:55: oh no, the frankincense monster +2007-03-16.txt:23:31:43: HE WAS EATEN BY THE COOKIE MONSTER +2007-04-30.txt:09:18:56: -!- Feuermonster has joined #esoteric. +2007-04-30.txt:09:25:55: -!- Untotes_Monster has joined #esoteric. +2007-04-30.txt:09:39:36: -!- Feuermonster has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). +2007-04-30.txt:10:14:41: -!- Untotes_Monster has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). +2007-05-10.txt:23:12:30: * oerjan smiles at the monster he has created. +2007-05-14.txt:15:34:31: -!- Feuermonster has joined #esoteric. +2007-05-14.txt:16:50:44: o_O +2007-05-14.txt:16:51:22: Which language is that written in? +2007-05-14.txt:16:52:03: I mean, in which language do you write the source-code? +2007-05-14.txt:16:52:20: Php,Python,Ruby,BASIC whatever? +2007-05-14.txt:16:53:54: I guess index : 50 means index / 50? +2007-05-14.txt:19:45:01: -!- Feuermonster has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). +2007-05-15.txt:17:20:01: -!- Feuermonster has joined #esoteric. +2007-05-15.txt:18:29:03: -!- Feuermonster has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). +2007-05-19.txt:16:32:16: -!- Feuermonster has joined #esoteric. +2007-05-19.txt:16:42:57: I made a new esoteric language with only one instruction: 0 +2007-05-19.txt:16:43:23: It may print hello, world. But It may do something else. +2007-05-19.txt:17:17:35: Feuermonster: ahh +2007-05-19.txt:17:20:02: http://clonkturm.cl.ohost.de/OIIEFAVGEL.exe <- Interpreter for windows. +2007-05-19.txt:17:20:21: You can write some 0 in the TexBox and click NULL it. +2007-05-19.txt:17:20:31: You can write more than one 0. +2007-05-19.txt:17:27:35: http://rafb.net/p/FqFCCF37.html +2007-05-19.txt:17:39:00: Each 0 is a random operationen. +2007-05-19.txt:18:07:28: Its VisualBasic. +2007-05-19.txt:18:07:54: http://rafb.net/p/joaReZ71.html +2007-05-19.txt:18:08:02: Now it is pasted as VB +2007-05-19.txt:18:53:24: Feuermonster: Why VB? +2007-05-19.txt:18:57:02: VB is the easiest language. +2007-05-19.txt:18:57:06: And has RAID: +2007-05-19.txt:18:57:10: -: +. +2007-05-19.txt:18:57:33: So I can make a GUI. +2007-05-19.txt:18:57:59: I cant even read a C++ Programm. +2007-05-19.txt:19:00:27: Nearly every esoteric language is easier to learn than C++. +2007-05-19.txt:19:02:13: No. It's because, you need to include headers. +2007-05-19.txt:19:02:49: And you cant write if(foo.Find("foo")) +2007-05-19.txt:19:03:10: you need something like if (!(foo.Find("foo") = std::npos)) +2007-05-19.txt:19:06:36: You need a lot of lines just to make if(foo.Contain("foo")) Then foo = foo.Replace("foo","fooo) in C++ +2007-05-19.txt:19:06:53: +s +2007-05-19.txt:19:06:59: +" +2007-05-19.txt:19:17:18: Anyway, I wouldnt know, how to write OIIEFAVGEL in C++ +2007-05-19.txt:19:19:42: .oO(I dont know how to write anything in C++) +2007-05-19.txt:19:21:06: OIIEFAVGEL = one instruction is enough for a very good esoteric language +2007-05-19.txt:19:31:13: Thats just the source of the parsing +2007-05-19.txt:19:31:56: ToParse = TextBox.Text +2007-05-19.txt:19:34:24: But, then, you can write mor than just 0. +2007-05-19.txt:19:34:56: in OIIEFAVGEL there is only one valid character: 0 +2007-05-19.txt:19:37:24: It's just a "joke language". You cant make any "good" Programms with OIIEFAVGEL. +2007-05-19.txt:19:38:12: paste the code with rafb.net/paste/ +2007-05-19.txt:19:38:34: Feuermonster: it was only one line +2007-05-19.txt:19:39:47: But, that doesnt make anything. +2007-05-19.txt:19:39:58: And what? +2007-05-19.txt:19:40:05: It cant print out anything. +2007-05-19.txt:21:24:41: -!- Feuermonster has quit (). +2007-05-29.txt:23:42:16: ehird`: oh gods I have created you as a monster in my own image +2007-07-21.txt:05:22:04: on an unrelated note, I've come up with a bunch of monsters and things for the player and fluffy, his faithful genetically engineered pencil-sharpener, to face in my RPG: http://rodger.nonlogic.org/images/CRPG%20combat.png +2007-08-02.txt:19:59:51: ehird` is clearly related to norwegian "uhyre", monster. +2007-08-03.txt:15:16:50: It's a flood monster. +2007-08-07.txt:09:32:31: -!- Feuermonster has joined #esoteric. +2007-08-07.txt:10:12:02: !++++++++++[>++++++<-]>+++++. +2007-08-07.txt:10:35:31: Exists a source of a bf compiler? +2007-08-07.txt:10:45:22: I thought, I could translate it to C++ and compile it (extern) with a very small C++ Compiler. +2007-08-07.txt:10:45:37: But til now, i did not find a small c++ compiler. +2007-08-07.txt:10:47:05: In the best way, it should be one .exe. +2007-08-07.txt:10:47:38: (And can be started with command lines.) +2007-08-07.txt:10:47:42: Like gcc foo.c +2007-08-07.txt:10:48:40: But gcc is not very comfortable for my use. +2007-08-07.txt:16:26:40: -!- Feuermonster has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). +2007-08-19.txt:21:45:33: GregorR: you've created a monster! +2007-08-19.txt:22:43:54: How does http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster fit in? +2007-08-19.txt:22:44:24: the marshmallows are the desert after the meal that is the flying spaghetti monster? +2007-10-18.txt:00:13:27: i haven't actually seen a hentai *movie* with tentacle monsters, i might enjoy that, dunno +2007-11-04.txt:01:04:35: a monster hiding in your code, growing.. +2007-12-17.txt:23:15:48: Maybe you could include that gravirrific monster from... Final Fantasy? +2008-01-05.txt:22:02:36: A loop could be casting a spell on a monster with n health point, until he's dead! :o +2008-01-05.txt:22:04:11: You have this monster. +2008-01-05.txt:22:05:22: and summon a monster +2008-01-05.txt:22:05:56: He summons input monsters, and random number monster encounter! +2008-01-05.txt:22:09:29: But it's true that it would be better to include NPC's, instead of just monster grinding. +2008-01-05.txt:22:10:44: Monster and object variables from the DM, and actions from the hero +2008-01-05.txt:22:11:29: The general words "monster" and "object" would be a cue for input +2008-01-05.txt:22:11:38: "A monster appear!" +2008-01-05.txt:22:12:02: While specific monsters would be values without requiring input +2008-01-05.txt:22:12:26: each monster is the value of it's XP +2008-01-16.txt:22:09:55: but anyway this is all wrong, because the flying spaghetti monster is real +2008-01-27.txt:21:22:02: Flying SPAGhetti Monster? +2008-01-27.txt:21:24:58: Hmm, apparently "the Flying Spaghetti Monster is often used by atheists, agnostics (known by Pastafarians as "spagnostics"), and others as a modern version of Russell's teapot" +2008-01-27.txt:21:38:14: soon my Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster shall arrive... :) +2008-03-08.txt:20:23:38: hehehe "Indeed, if we look at transcripts of Sesame Monsters speech, it is remarkable how transparent it is. Sesame Monsters are almost obsessively focused on the sorts of tasks or skill sets that a frugivore needs to find food - They are fascinated with the difference between one thing and another, with distinguishing objects from groups, they're obsessed with timing, with location, with finding, with counting." +2008-03-29.txt:16:07:41: and if you think svn's user interface is nice I don't know what kind of monster you are +2008-04-28.txt:00:02:34: You reawoke the PSOX monster! +2008-04-28.txt:13:51:35: it's like frankenstein's monster +2008-04-28.txt:13:51:52: ehird_: no, frankenstein's monster is a Nomic rule +2008-04-29.txt:18:09:51: YOU MONSTER +2008-05-01.txt:23:59:07: Slereah_: consider a Quake clone where you have a list of options of which monster to kill. +2008-05-03.txt:14:03:09: olsner: i don't think the flying spaghetti monster really cares all that much +2008-05-23.txt:04:36:08: this is an awesome idea. Children's drawings interpreted realistically: http://themonsterengine.com/art.html# +2008-05-26.txt:18:35:28: get the monster rule to power 2!!! +2008-05-26.txt:18:48:02: We asked the oracle, “What would life be like without THE MONSTER?” ...and the oracle responded: “asdf” +2008-06-06.txt:21:30:32: it's a monster... +2008-06-08.txt:21:26:12: 97=FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER +2008-06-08.txt:21:26:30: if c == 'a': # c = flying spaghetti monster +2008-06-17.txt:17:05:07: you should totally monsterify the winning rule next +2008-06-17.txt:17:05:09: so that we can win by monster +2008-06-17.txt:17:05:20: tusho: I have to monsterify rules at random +2008-06-18.txt:01:52:26: oklofok: hmm... in guild wars there are a few things you can find out in the middle of nowhere, with no advantage to finding them - strange fortresses with tough monsters guarding nothing at all, the corpses of a beast and a carriage lying in the snow... +2008-06-24.txt:15:54:12: iirc there is one, some quad-core monster from intel or amd +2008-06-25.txt:00:39:44: if u dont send dis mesage to 40 ppl be4 u go to bed a monster will eat u when u sleep i am not jking +2008-06-25.txt:00:40:57: That's it, if I get eaten by a monster tonight YOU WILL HEAR FROM MY LAWYER +2008-06-29.txt:00:39:28: no! evil subversive monster felines! +2008-07-04.txt:19:37:44: I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER +2008-07-14.txt:22:11:24: ais523: I am basing this on the psychological theory "sleep deprivation makes you an awesome monster of amazing" +2008-08-08.txt:18:25:17: tusho: Plot Outline: In the middle of her family's move to the suburbs, a sullen 10-year-old girl wanders into a world ruled by witches and monsters, where humans are changed into animals. +2008-08-12.txt:19:11:49: well, there's this monster that eats a town full of people about every 10000 years. +2008-08-12.txt:19:12:25: cuz, the monster has decided to eat them ofc +2008-08-12.txt:19:12:48: the monster looks kinda like a butterfly, and can shoot massive fireballs, apparently. +2008-08-12.txt:19:15:02: oklopol: maybe one of http://www.imdb.com/keyword/giant-monster/giant-insect/ ? +2008-09-03.txt:14:02:11: The paper path in that monster of a copier is probably several miles long. Well, not really, but it's still an imposing thing. At least printers are smaller than I am, I don't feel quite so threatened by them. +2008-09-06.txt:21:09:44: OkloThePol: "oklob plants" are a dastardly and widely-feared monster from the game Crawl (see ##crawl) +2008-09-08.txt:19:45:03: also different monsters have different speeds +2008-09-08.txt:19:45:23: i am just calling the period where the 1-turn-moving monsters are still a 'turn' +2008-09-12.txt:01:00:57: ead. After quenching his bloodthirst, something truly special happened. Jibbedybob so the Loch Ness Monster decided to rape everyone. But Jibbedybob reveal himself to the man - the hot, sweaty man - SUDDENLY - all the sex was used up. So Jibbedybob bought some more at a convenience store. THE END +2008-09-21.txt:12:45:57: Is Korea often invaded by furry monsters? +2008-09-21.txt:12:56:07: HanDongSeong: so wait, was it furries or furry monsters +2008-09-24.txt:21:13:34: "*creates hideous monster*" +2008-10-19.txt:16:13:54: Globby, goey, like... a gloopy slimeball...monster...thing. +2008-10-23.txt:15:04:18: and that an ascii art picture of the cookie monster is the word "Monster" +2008-10-23.txt:15:06:47: AnMaster: mad scientist is an agora office that every week publishes a proposal to add to the Monster rule, a few sentences from a randomly selected rule with a certain noun replaced with Monster throughout +2008-10-23.txt:15:07:10: i replaced the whale with an ascii art cookie monster +2008-10-29.txt:22:43:42: fizzie: not bad. i think i should just sell or give away all the monsters and hit points and other silliness +2008-11-11.txt:17:20:35: does that include Flying Spaghetti Monsterism? +2008-12-18.txt:22:16:41: it's the bathtub monster from Rose is Rose +2008-12-21.txt:22:30:09: Happy like a frankenstein monster +2008-12-23.txt:16:37:03: You're a monster +2008-12-28.txt:16:54:17: "A Rare Blend of Monster Raving Egomania and Utter Batshit Insanity" -- on Wolfram-ANewKindofScience, http://www.cscs.umich.edu/~crshalizi/reviews/wolfram/ +2009-01-08.txt:15:57:53: MAIN RESULT IS A POPULAR FLASH GAME ABOUT FIGHTING TENTACLED MONSTERS +2009-01-25.txt:19:15:14: ... maybe the flying spaghetti monster? +2009-02-17.txt:21:14:50: * AnMaster invites oklopol to ##flyingspaghettimonster +2009-02-21.txt:02:39:26: I just had a monster fried steak sub, so I am sated. +2009-02-23.txt:01:41:07: * oerjan realizes he has created a monster +2009-02-28.txt:16:37:08: oh god. I just created a monster. +2009-02-28.txt:17:12:17: nobody wants to inquire about my monster i see ;P +2009-02-28.txt:17:14:17: oh, not that monster. +2009-02-28.txt:21:44:30: in countries older than the USA the tunnels have evolved assorted monsters and stuff so it's not safe to go into them. iirc. +2009-02-28.txt:21:45:55: because i never see any monsters here in the sewers. +2009-03-16.txt:18:42:32: Qsztql <-- looks like a monster in nethack? +2009-03-16.txt:18:46:14: But that's a god, not a monster. +2009-03-16.txt:18:47:45: Quetzalcoatl is the feathered snake. And couatl is a D&D monster that refers to that, and has the A symbol. So it's probably that. +2009-03-16.txt:18:48:04: fizzie, what about "couatl" a[4]: Monster: 'A' angelic beings: couatl, Aleax, Angel, ki-rin, Archon +2009-03-17.txt:19:48:50: Monsterous Regiment (paper back): 494 pages +2009-03-21.txt:19:11:58: http://hugsformonsters.com/images/blog/IE2.jpg +2009-03-23.txt:22:35:07: monsters* +2009-03-23.txt:23:59:24: lament, where did fantasy monsters enter into it? +2009-03-24.txt:00:03:53: btw what is "lich" in Swedish? I mean, when talking about the fantasy monster +2009-03-24.txt:19:25:52: I am in the process of writing IRC bot as well, called pocket monster IRC. It allows you to play pocket monster IRC +2009-03-24.txt:19:47:22: I want to know if anyone is interested in pocket monster IRC and if you have requests +2009-03-24.txt:19:48:14: more worrying for me is the fact that pocket monster correctly abbreviates to pokémon in both English and Japanese +2009-03-24.txt:19:48:41: Yes, "pokemon" is a abbreviation of the Japanese words "poketto monsutaa" which means "pocket monster" +2009-03-25.txt:01:03:27: 12) Although it is entirely possible to use SCPs currently under control of the Foundation to create tentacle monsters, no. +2009-03-27.txt:18:04:08: I just want to try some of the features of PocketMonsterIRC. Send a message to it with a command that you want. Only some command support so far: + - * / rnd +2009-03-27.txt:18:04:47: ais523: PocketMonsterIRC +2009-03-27.txt:18:05:30: For example: PRIVMSG PocketMonsterIRC :rnd 2d6+1 +2009-03-27.txt:18:09:38: There are reasons I don't. But when you tell the bot what channel you want it will automatically join any channels that any users have told PocketMonsterIRC to join (for public dice rolls or for watching a pocket monster game going on between two users) +2009-03-27.txt:18:11:33: ehird: PocketMonsterIRC already replies with NOTICE +2009-03-27.txt:18:16:15: -!- zzo38 has quit ("I told PocketMonsterIRC to also quit."). +2009-03-27.txt:18:33:53: -!- PocketMonsterIRC has joined #esoteric. +2009-03-27.txt:18:35:27: Now I implemented "join" in PocketMonsterIRC so you can roll publicly. Once I finished implement pocket monster game it will be you can watch the game also, but only the things that are allowed to be public (for example, percentage of HP but not the exact value, unless the option tells you that both players are allowed to know the exact value) +2009-03-27.txt:18:36:07: Just try PRIVMSG PocketMonsterIRC :join #esoteric +2009-03-27.txt:18:36:16: And then PRIVMSG PocketMonsterIRC :ro 2d6+1 +2009-03-27.txt:18:36:31: <-> PocketMonsterIRC> join #esoteric +2009-03-27.txt:18:37:45: so people on non-telnet clients don't have to type out /msg PocketMonsterIRC every time they say something +2009-03-27.txt:18:38:42: And PocketMonsterIRC will tell the type of dice to the channel if you do public roll dice +2009-03-27.txt:18:39:01: you have to type /msg PocketMonsterIRC all the time +2009-03-27.txt:18:42:47: Just send something like "join channel" and "prefix ,," to PocketMonsterIRC, and then any message you send to that channel if it starts with two commas it will remove the two comma and handle it as a message from you. +2009-03-27.txt:18:49:02: [17:34] [Notice] -PocketMonsterIRC to #esoteric- zzo38:ro 2d6+1 3 = 6; 4; 7 +2009-03-27.txt:18:59:01: -!- PocketMonsterIRC has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). +2009-03-27.txt:18:59:09: -!- zzo38 has quit ("OK I will work on PocketMonsterIRC more"). +2009-03-28.txt:23:17:57: That wikia-nethack-thing has some very "practical" methods for troll removal: "Completely fill the level with monsters so that the troll has nowhere to revive." +2009-04-07.txt:21:12:42: Deewiant: you heartless monster +2009-04-09.txt:17:51:54: http://bilder.wibla.net/albums/monster/DSC_1820.sized.jpg +2009-04-20.txt:17:02:34: ehird: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OurMonstersAreDifferent +2009-04-21.txt:20:38:28: it'd just be nice to have apps start up without bothering the noisy, slow (yet big) mechanical monster +2009-04-22.txt:19:07:59: MONSTER CABLE FOR YOUR KEYBOARD +2009-04-22.txt:19:08:34: Deewiant: You're not srsly saying you think highly of Monster Cable? +2009-04-22.txt:19:08:43: Monster Cable is a company? +2009-04-22.txt:19:09:06: Also, sue people for using the name "Monster". +2009-04-22.txt:19:09:15: Because they invented the word monster, see. +2009-04-22.txt:19:10:37: Yes, well, Monster Cable sells "faster" HDMI cables too. +2009-04-25.txt:18:41:19: i just thought maybe since vanlig = animal and ovanling = monster? then oflicka would mean monster too ;d +2009-04-25.txt:22:58:53: It's completely useless, it has a silly name, and it's given equal prominence to the only useful button. The day it goes is the day Google finally becomes an unfun corporate monster. +2009-04-29.txt:22:23:24: My iBook! You're saying it's dead! You monster! +2009-05-11.txt:20:45:11: It depends on using Monster(TM) Cable(R)s. +2009-05-14.txt:18:56:56: I remember a "management utility" that represented all of your processes as monsters in IIRC the Doom engine. +2009-05-14.txt:18:58:44: 18:56 GregorR: I remember a "management utility" that represented all of your processes as monsters in IIRC the Doom engine. +2009-05-15.txt:23:07:37: A new noble seeks to clear a patch of wilderness of all monsters. <-- sounds like most computer RPGs/adventure games +2009-05-15.txt:23:08:38: You are right. But now I added a second one. in addition to keeping the other one also +2009-05-15.txt:23:16:42: Many people want to play you have to kill everyone and steal their stuff but D&D is not a computer game! If you want to kill some monsters or whatever and steal their stuff, you should hire murderers and thieves, not adventureres +2009-05-20.txt:21:11:19: The heatpipes get bonus points for looking like some sort of tentacle monster. +2009-05-21.txt:22:15:20: REBEL! REBEL! FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER LOLOLOLOLOL +2009-05-21.txt:23:40:58: AnMaster: Did you also know: the flying spaghetti monster doesn't really exist? +2009-05-23.txt:22:53:31: I can send messages to PocketMonsterIRC on Freenode and also multiple widnows I have connected is that because of the same address or something like that? +2009-05-24.txt:12:05:14: -!- Feuermonster has joined #esoteric. +2009-05-24.txt:12:08:43: -!- Feuermonster has quit ("Lost terminal"). +2009-05-28.txt:07:24:26: It isn't intended to be pokemon. (For pokemon games I have PocketMonsterIRC) +2009-05-31.txt:20:54:46: ehird, are you still getting that speed monster too +2009-05-31.txt:20:55:17: AnMaster: The speed monster is what I'm watercooling w/ that gigantic passive radiator. +2009-06-02.txt:11:38:10: I'm not suggesting "monstercable" style here. Just good shielded cable +2009-06-02.txt:21:14:45: and maybe do something that allows monster programs to be "compiled" faster +2009-06-07.txt:01:29:36: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Monster_Raving_Loony_Party +2009-06-12.txt:00:38:39: POCKET MONSTER PHILOSOPHICAL LEVEL 111 +2009-06-16.txt:08:37:08: immibis: all monsters are created evil, thieves' guilds, syndicates and similar organisations. this feline predator ( _panthera onca_) is the power of wading through the depths of the dead, air and wind, odin rides through the air. according to zarathustra, is described in snorri's _edda_ as being " pleasing and handsome in appearance, they fly from us. we've got brains. we are fools" ( aesop's fables) +2009-06-29.txt:17:48:03: There is a command to make PocketMonsterIRC appear in whatever channel you want. +2009-06-29.txt:17:48:48: If anybody uses that command to bring PocketMonsterIRC here, they will suffer the wrath of many angry esoers :P +2009-06-29.txt:17:51:07: Well, it won't work now anyways, because PocketMonsterIRC is not connected +2009-06-30.txt:20:58:17: AnMaster, apparently its a monster called Zuu (from some game) +2009-06-30.txt:20:58:39: any using monsters from mythology +2009-06-30.txt:21:00:27: GregorR is a monster from.... erhm, real life! +2009-07-12.txt:00:16:58: We swear off such Foul demons as that monster "G-H-C-I". +2009-07-14.txt:16:01:34: GregorR-L: have you ever been a monster? +2009-07-18.txt:15:55:32: http://blog.cocoia.com/2009/pocket-monster-brands/ ← "Here we go: corporate brand design, the Pokémon edition." +2009-07-20.txt:20:02:33: lol@bottomright bit about the loch ness monster +2009-07-24.txt:23:40:22: I'm just saying that $2,000 gets you a nice high-end rig; it doesn't get you a gigantic monster of computing rampage. +2009-08-02.txt:05:37:18: http://deanm.github.com/pre3d/monster.html You just got one-upped. +2009-08-02.txt:19:21:30: I think that's how NetBattle (presumably the 'pocket monster IRC' that zzo38 used) works +2009-08-05.txt:20:38:26: i.e. optimise for paths that avoid interacting with monsters +2009-08-11.txt:21:40:12: assuming no monsters have a potion of acid on them, which is very unlikely, you can destroy the whole castle like that more or less +2009-08-11.txt:21:40:29: and you don't need to elbereth your square, apart from monsters in the moat none of them will get near yo +2009-08-11.txt:22:03:18: as a valk, going beyond 14 is inadvisable because it helps the monsters more than it helps you +2009-08-11.txt:22:03:23: (harder monsters spawn the more powerful you are) +2009-08-16.txt:01:35:50: Flying Spaghetti Monster is a NWO Illuminati conspiracy ! +2009-08-19.txt:23:49:25: "It's the other kind of VM: Vomiting Monsters" +2009-08-20.txt:21:45:03: Come to think of it, it would be on the same level as fighting monsters that guard the information you want. It's extending entertainment in such a way that it blocks productive use. +2009-08-22.txt:16:11:06: and NetHack AIs are rarely pacifist, although Planar's more cautious of monsters than most +2009-08-25.txt:12:55:30: "I started the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. AMA" +2009-08-26.txt:19:19:57: hideous monster beetle on trial for ... something to do with amerika +2009-08-29.txt:17:31:30: "Monster.Dildo.Cocks.XXX.DVDrip.XviD-GraceNotes" —reddit +2009-08-29.txt:17:44:03: "Monster dildo cocks" +2009-08-29.txt:17:44:23: Or are there monster dildos and cocks? +2009-08-29.txt:17:44:29: Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +2009-08-29.txt:17:44:50: They are monster dildo cocks. +2009-08-29.txt:17:45:38: `addquote ??? Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? Or are there monster dildos and cocks? Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +2009-08-29.txt:17:45:39: 78| ??? Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? Or are there monster dildos and cocks? Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +2009-08-30.txt:12:22:09: "Lenovo's W700ds is a monster machine for sure; a freakish implementation of a power-user's wishlist created with little regard for practical concerns like portability or cost." <-- nice summary. +2009-09-05.txt:22:34:57: ais523: see? i like marle better than " princess,' the chosen time has come! he's strong and he's gonna thrash those monsters! yea! is it? +2009-09-06.txt:16:25:49: Flying Spaghetti Monster +2009-09-10.txt:02:03:20: OTOH, my dad at least used to have a once-a-monster Pentium 4 really-tall workstation tower thingy, which he did audio editing on using some old version of Pro Tools (so quite a heavy workload), and it had Me and never crashed +2009-09-14.txt:22:19:52: no, it's an approximation for monster routing +2009-09-14.txt:22:20:17: as in, we're trying to predict where enemy monsters will go +2009-09-14.txt:22:20:36: and it's better to guess wrong in a way that gives the monsters more places to move to, than one that doesn't +2009-09-15.txt:04:52:43: Aug 29 12:31:30 "Monster.Dildo.Cocks.XXX.DVDrip.XviD-GraceNotes" —reddit <-- I thought this was a confusing name for a porn vid! +2009-09-15.txt:04:53:21: 78| ??? Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? Or are there monster dildos and cocks? Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +2009-09-15.txt:04:54:17: Monster.Dildo.Cocks.XXX.DVDrip.XviD-GraceNotes +2009-09-15.txt:04:54:47: Monster +2009-09-15.txt:04:55:26: That still doesn't explain Monster. :P +2009-09-15.txt:04:55:49: I assume the dildos are monster. +2009-09-15.txt:04:56:11: Like, shaped like the penis of a monster? +2009-09-15.txt:04:56:14: Define "monster"! +2009-09-15.txt:04:56:21: `define monster +2009-09-15.txt:08:32:30: ais523, does TAEB track info about currently out of sight monsters? Like, it just went up stairs and below there is a black dragon next to the stairs, it will calculate with that if it decides to go down again? +2009-09-15.txt:08:38:22: ais523, I have been thinking about that myself, one one hand it is better to save it, until you run into a bad monster (since you can't know which one you will run into first), on the other hand, messages like "one of your scrolls of genocide catch fire" really sucks +2009-09-17.txt:00:51:28: On Sunday, I played D&D. My character, and a monster, teleported into the exact center of a building, and there was a kitchen there, with a fire elemental cooking something. Now my question is, how would *you* act in this situation? (I have some idea but maybe you are different?) +2009-09-28.txt:21:52:08: ehird: but, we are far outnumbered!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle! +2009-10-05.txt:03:29:25: What language? I'm happy to run it on this 2.16GHz Core 2 Duo... not exactly a monster machine, but presumably rather faster. +2009-10-15.txt:11:41:17: one thing I'm wondering about is a list of ambiguous monsters +2009-10-15.txt:11:46:07: it seems that AngBand has a mechanic like this, where , could indicate a door, a mushroom (item), or a mushroom (monster) +2009-10-16.txt:16:10:17: http://www.euronet.nl/users/mvdk/screens/Swedish.gif Mönster?! What monster? +2009-10-16.txt:17:01:20: http://www.euronet.nl/users/mvdk/screens/Swedish.gif Mönster?! What monster? +2009-10-18.txt:17:14:18: the monster! +2009-10-23.txt:22:32:02: Oranjer: see? i like marle better than " princess,' the chosen time has come! he's strong and he's gonna thrash those monsters! yea! is it? +2009-10-26.txt:04:56:49: 78| ??? Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? Or are there monster dildos and cocks? Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +2009-10-26.txt:05:10:03: 78| ??? Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? Or are there monster dildos and cocks? Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +2009-10-28.txt:18:31:07: Oranjer1: we are looking, but well behaved! crono!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle! and letting these...hoodlums in here? traitors like you deserve from heckran! ha!! gotcha! +2009-10-28.txt:18:56:14: fizzie: we are looking, but well behaved! crono!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle! +2009-10-28.txt:22:05:56: fax: we are looking, but well behaved! crono!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle! +2009-10-29.txt:04:16:44: fax: we must do it to save you! who the heck are you?! c'mon!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle! and letting these...hoodlums in here? traitors like you deserve from heckran! ha! +2009-10-29.txt:22:20:49: Oranjer: we are looking, but well behaved! crono!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle! +2009-10-29.txt:22:20:49: Oranjer: but, we are far outnumbered!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle! and letting these...hoodlums in here? traitors like you deserve from heckran! ha! +2009-11-11.txt:16:13:56: zzo38's a big pocket monsters IRC fan +[too many lines; stopping] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.30067 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30067 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +2009-06-24.txt:19:07:27: also i have seen so few applicatives that aren't usually extended right on to monads, the only one coming to mind is ZipList (and i recall concluding even those _had_ a monad extension in principle) +2009-06-24.txt:19:08:39: ZipList is mah canonical example +2009-06-24.txt:19:28:12: augur: i'm talking about a theoretical Monad instance for ZipList, lambdabot doesn't have it +2009-06-26.txt:05:30:49: > fromZipList $ fmap chr $ (+) <$> (fmap ord [' diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.30111 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30111 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,697 @@ +1) I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... More practice is in order. +4) that's where I got it rocket launch facility gift shop +5) GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) His body should be given to science. He's alive :P Even so. +7) what, you mean that wasn't your real name? Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) TODO: sex life +9) Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? not yet trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) 11 holes for me :D +12) GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) Meh ._. +19) oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) so, he.. uh basically probed me with a weasel. +30) after all, what are DVD players for? +31) pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. ehird: consider low-gravity porn fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +32) I am not on the moon. +33) Or the brutal rape of the English language! That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +34) augur: pretty true. +35) i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +36) is there a problem with it being carbonized :D yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +37) anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true should put that on my todo list +38) I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +39) kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? +40) i'm my dad's unborn sister +41) `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny How hard is that +42) [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +43) actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +44) Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +45) With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +46) I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +47) It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +48) Reality isn't a part of physics +49) oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +50) Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +51) If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... I'd call it jabbear. +52) GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +53) no Deewiant No?! I've been living a lie yep. Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +54) ??? Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? Or are there monster dildos and cocks? Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +55) Maternal instincts? Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +56) I think hamsters cannot be inert. +57) What is there to talk about besides gay slang? +58) I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +59) yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +60) Porn. There, see? +61) So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +62) both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +63) What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +64) hmm, this is hard +65) actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +66) if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +67) oohhh ha heh and what are your other characteristics? oh, many, madbrain but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +68) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### Meh * FireFly dies +69) Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +70) im the worst person in the world +71) i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +72) ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +73) Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +74) SF.net porn :/ Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +75) I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> +76) i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +77) I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +78) Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +79) Invalid! Kill! Kill! I get that feeling too. +80) It's not incest if you're third cousins! +81) What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +82) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +83) Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +84) if you watch jaws backwards it's a movie about a giant shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach +85) I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +86) hmm... does anyone know a nonsense game designed for the mentally handicapped involving yelling +87) I'd imagine that it already has, and no one noticed +88) Where's the link to the log? THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +89) My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +90) hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows 'cuz it's pretty awesome. +91) [Warrigal] `addquote hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +92) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +93) Ah, vulva. What is that, anyway? +94) Discrimination fields ACTIVATE. +95) I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +96) bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +97) Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +98) So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +99) For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +100) A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +101) and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain it's all falling into place +102) Clearly we should be like Mumbai and get of vehicle dors. Get of vehicle dors? I think Aftran had a French phrase there. Les vehicles d'or +103) so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +104) let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +105) oklopol geez what are you doing here ...i don't know :< i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +106) think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +107) Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +108) I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +109) it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +110) I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +111) (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +112) Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +113) theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +114) I want a patent on common sense It wouldn't get me much though >_> +115) I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +116) fungot!*@* added to ignore list. AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +117) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +118) sekuoir: that's just gay sex I am learning though! +119) Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +120) okay I see it now, quines do exist +121) Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +122) if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect ^ I learned that trick from atheists +123) use "grep --crazy" +124) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] what? she said square ped :| +125) insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +126) alise: why internet is like wtf +127) I am an inherently pornographic being. +128) Hooray! I'm an idiot. +129) you move on the tape and shit +130) like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English alise: that's great filler ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +131) And... WTF is it doing. :( Is it sexing? +132) ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots ill do it later +133) pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +134) alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +135) AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +136) AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +137) [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +138) alise, marble marbelus +139) cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +140) we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +141) alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +142) what's the data of? [...] Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation I have no problems with you being interested in online games but the necrophilia is disturbing +143) Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +144) Because you're a Mac user. I am! and proud of it to My mouse has *no* buttons. +145) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +146) but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +147) oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? it's not clear from the RFCs +148) reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +149) how does a "DNA computer" work. von neumann machines? CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +150) CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +151) ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +152) ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +153) Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +154) anmaster gonna give him a birthday bj? IF ONLY I COULD FIND MY PHONE +155) cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +156) alise: I suck at coding related. +157) incest is best +158) Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +159) Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +160) (in #irp) Flonk, ask on #esoteric? Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +161) So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. Involving open wounds. I'm going to take a shower +162) GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +163) OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +164) INTERNET YAY Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +165) cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +166) i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +167) pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +168) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +169) Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +170) I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +171) pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +172) it was too difficult +173) You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +174) you should be eating corpses more +175) Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +176) alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +177) Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +178) Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +179) colon is where your ass comes from right +180) < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +181) "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." alise: I I was going to say something then your last line floored me +182) Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? alise: TLAAW +183) It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +184) alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +185) Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +186) it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +187) the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +188) (I've just been playing with myself.) +189) pikhq, Okinawan? Wtf is that +190) It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! WRONG 8 WEEKS +191) Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +192) dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0 ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? Vorpal, you don't want to know. Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer Vorpal: "horrible" +194) i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +195) I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +196) i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +197) comex: what? *vorpal comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +198) Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +199) elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +200) ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +201) catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +202) elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +203) syntax is the least important part of a programming language other than Python +204) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +205) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +206) there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +207) I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +208) fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! everything looks like an error anyway +209) HOT SEXY SEX BITS +210) How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +211) elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. Two! +212) DAMN YOU, I'm leaving olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +213) Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +214) well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy and i own a piano and i'm not wearing socks +215) fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +216) [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +217) it seems that CUIL is dead +218) Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +219) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +220) Vorpal loves the sodomy. elliott, sure why not +221) [...] ALWAYS OPEN TO TRYING NEW THINGS. +222) So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] It's a trivial C program :P +223) "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +224) That is the mark of Gregor right there. tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that It's still the mark of Gregor. +225) For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +226) OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +227) (had real world issues) (to deal with) Vorpal's pregnant. yes +228) elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? what Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +229) ONLY GOOD QUOTES PLEASE! AND NO FAKE ONES EITHER! +230) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot pikhq: I'm underage! +231) zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. It's broken? +232) Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +233) quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror typing is kind of difficult +234) My quotes are boring +235) oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +236) your premise to falsify "false" is false +237) I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +238) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +239) The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +240) I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +241) Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +242) elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +243) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave +244) Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +245) I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +246) ... come to think of it, +247) Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +248) And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +249) clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness or ability to run at all ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +250) LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +251) 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. HAHA [...] this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +252) as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +253) vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +254) GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +255) Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +256) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +257) i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice umm, sufficiently small +258) Vorpal: I'M NOT CLEVER OKAY +259) yay CDE +260) in retrospect that wasn't even necessary, as communal readings of the Funge-98 spec do just a good job of getting rid of trolls +261) oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +262) hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +263) ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +264) are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +265) [on Walter Bright] I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +266) Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +267) mtve, now he's an expert idler. mtve: kitty kitty kitty +268) ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing I think that would be illegal. oh you are right damn :/ +269) I need a new desktop background j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) uhrghoaudp +270) * quintopia sits on gregor +271) [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +272) Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +273) elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +274) who's walter bright and why is he so bright locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc locks: guilty +275) We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +276) This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +277) ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +278) gah, why does lose keep winning? +279) (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +280) who is guido van rossum you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +281) actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +282) Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! and a monad! nothing can stop me now! +283) !bfjoust test (-)*10000 Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 yay +284) !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 probably will suck Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 what +285) `addquote I'm a bit 'tarded. (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +286) HELLWORLD! It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. There is more agony. +287) The context is Gracenotes releasing an illegal copy of a film about monster cock dildos. +288) My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +289) so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +290) oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think oerjan: What - the - fuck +291) [on egojoust] The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +292) OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +293) !bfjoust sm3 < Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +294) $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +295) !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +296) I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +297) file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +298) If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +299) lol @ closed character set standard "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +300) [on DNA Maze] it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +301) back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +302) Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +303) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +304) Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +305) gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +306) anyway, no CSS editing for me right now, I fear I'd get sucked into a holy war [...] I also fear it might end up breaking one of the Graue Regulations which are rules that you get into serious trouble for breaking, that nobody knows what they are until someone breaks them +307) 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +308) zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +309) just because i'm homosexual doesn't mean i have sex with men. ...i'm also a paedophile [...] see if i'm a gay paedophile i don't have sex with men i have sex with BOYS +310) actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +311) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +312) Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +313) okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +314) Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +315) However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +316) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +317) shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +318) elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +319) My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +320) There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +321) what does coffee do to biological neural networks what tiger blood does for charlie sheen +322) Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +323) elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +324) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +325) addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +326) Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +327) oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +328) quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* i mean with you +329) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +330) Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +331) I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +332) wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +333) it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +334) ais523: quick, say something funny something funny hagrea:D can'tä sopt laughitn +335) elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +336) elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +337) ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +338) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something +339) Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +340) BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +341) Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +342) [After a long monologue] i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +343) That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +344) elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +345) i'm really sleep +346) elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +347) elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +348) I use LiGNUXFCE+apps That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +349) I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +350) and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +351) elliott, it was an artful robbery! wait, murder +352) I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +353) haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +354) Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +355) that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +356) A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. See? I'm intellectual. +357) I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +358) DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +359) Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +360) anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +361) i actually do like sucking +362) [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +363) i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +364) o.O There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. It's called "not being a mammal" :P +365) the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +366) esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +367) destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +368) ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +369) I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +370) http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg worlds biggest thumb +371) oerjan: why so potable ...... DRINK ME +372) what telnets are there [...] where are a list of telnets? +373) (im not a lawyer) (im just making stuff up +374) Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +375) boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +376) here's a good multiplication algorithm 1010101 x 110 well I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +377) 3 = 7/2 +378) [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +379) when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +380) right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +381) i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +382) Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +383) Write-only IRC: best idea Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +384) AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +385) Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +386) [on Sgeo's karaoke] Sgeo: awesome sounds like a japan anime sound track +387) [on Sgeo's karaoke] That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +388) Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +389) Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +390) oerjan you're swedish, right? +391) my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +392) Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +393) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one +394) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one thankfully only two +395) yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +396) I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse I invented Metaplace sex >.> +397) sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here I think so +398) I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything Yes. And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +399) Vorpal: it's actually called Happy Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +400) i hope that isn't child pornography whew equally cute tho, have to admit +401) Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +402) scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +403) I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +404) Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +405) two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +406) `addquote two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +407) [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +408) Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +409) Oracle's awesome +410) How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! I have the weirdest boner right now. +411) CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +412) oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +413) And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +414) [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +415) You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +416) The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +417) hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +418) Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +419) Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +420) yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +421) Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +422) but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +423) are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +424) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] I need to learn more Haskell... ..I need to get op privs. +425) I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +426) Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser monqy, how hard could it be? +427) I hope type inference isn't difficult +428) You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +429) anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours and masturbate as well +430) The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +431) so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +432) [on spiking] drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +433) what would you ever need petrol for newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +434) [on petrol] oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +435) " elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +436) if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +437) It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +438) HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER Oh noooooooooooooooooose! Gregor: lol nose geddit +439) you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +440) I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +441) I used to be more irritated by alcohol Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +442) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +443) You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +444) elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" eventually all US bills will just be solid green +445) meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary so far, it has found four digits I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +446) The wickedest man of all. Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. you talking about me again? Yes. k +447) "system is fairly sane imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum would you object to that being trademarked I mean phrase trade" oops +448) Something about faiing a asanity check sanity faliling failing +449) Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +450) as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +451) i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +452) oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page thanks elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +453) decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +454) Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are Damn right! +455) " Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +456) im going to resurrect rutian with vitamin pills and book sales +457) adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +458) as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw quintopia: I am at Canada. +459) elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +460) I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +461) The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +462) Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +463) oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +464) Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +465) [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +466) pikhq, living in the future sucks. The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +467) oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +468) such a famous bisexual Yeah, like Marlon Brando. And Caligula. And... Keeley Hawes? I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +469) elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +470) it was a wonderful dream i died in it that's how it started +471) the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +472) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets #toilet is useless is #toilet even a thing I'm looking for help with toilets +473) Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that Or, at least, my toilet looks different +474) mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +475) drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +476) #%%:]__t�# do you see that that is great progress taking place +477) well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +478) elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +479) elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +480) Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +481) Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +482) No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +483) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires The bacon is worth it +484) ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +485) you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them that doesn't work. we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +486) The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +487) Cut to February War were declared A galaxy in turmoil Anyway, Febuary '10 +488) I can't afford one of those! A grandchild, not a laser printer +489) doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +490) MY CONTINUITY MY FANFICTION RUINED +491) to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +492) god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +493) (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +494) I have a WRT120N Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +495) There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] You've just gave me a different result [...] It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +496) Taneb: See, it's Obama's fault the guy's apartment is now worth less than their mortgage and something something something that translates to not being able to look for a proper fix. Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +497) That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +498) interestingly enough, go is a second player win chess is also first player win tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +499) Fuck clay its only purpose is ecoration +500) Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +501) I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +502) The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +503) Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +504) God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +505) Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +506) So... God has jizzed on everything? have you even READ the bible? +507) Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +508) This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +509) rest in peace lambdabot???? monqy: it'll probably be back later nap in peace +510) ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +511) 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +512) Non sequitur is my forte On-topic discussion is my piano Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte Full fat milk is my pianissimo On which note, I'm hungry +513) in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +514) _ | |__ _ _ ___ | '_ \| | | |/ _ \ | |_) | |_| | __/ |_.__/ \__, |\___| +515) If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +516) monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +517) itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +518) It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +519) Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +520) Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +521) its UNEBARBEL +522) australia kicks ass we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +523) My memory passed rest in peace sgeos memory +524) cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +525) tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +526) [2008] i'm testing Haiku and it appears that it is a major shit 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +527) Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +528) aibohphobia The fear of palindromes +529) Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +530) elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +531) it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +532) Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +533) beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +534) I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +535) So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +536) i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +537) Well, I'm now experimenting with clients It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +538) I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +539) fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +540) Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +541) elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +542) Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +543) "Okay, got i-" "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. SCROLL FOR ME, CHILD." +544) Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. SHIT JUST GOT REAL +545) OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. It's been fun knowing him. +546) Taneb's been hit by melancholy. He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +547) Oh god. I've become a metallurgy hipster. +548) You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +549) Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana Judaism has them beat, of course I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +550) it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +551) I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +552) what i mean by afk is i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +553) anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +554) oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +555) sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +556) Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +557) the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +558) What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +559) it's the pain of the gaps argument no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain it's never close enough +560) Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +561) toasters tend to get hot every time they're used +562) What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +563) well, you have bested me itidus20: Yes. +564) now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +565) What is miff-muffered moof? that's a tough question +566) software patents strike again that's got to be at least three times, now are they out yet? +567) like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with but that would be NP hard I think +568) combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +569) IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +570) I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +571) I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +572) On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +573) A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +574) (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +575) that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +576) I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +577) Maybe if you try diplomacy. Pointy steel diplomacy +578) i started running and smoking i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +579) I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +580) elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +581) this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +582) I think it's fizzie against everyone atm AND EVERYONE IS WINNING EXCEPT FIZZIE +583) lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +584) That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +585) mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +586) im sampling ultra hip holiday hes the boogie woogie santa clause switching to oktoberfest yes i would love to shop to this +587) im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +588) i am out of all the fame loops and the australien soap opera loops so much loop / s omcuh +589) The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +590) elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +591) ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +592) elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +593) They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +594) game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +595) Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +596) we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +597) I keep asking random people for "friendship " and it's crippling +598) I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +599) Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +600) Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby I will boil your veins. Which is less bad? Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +601) I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +602) FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +603) Electrons are so fragile X-D +604) Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +605) Intake flooded with magma. Reactor connected. Pumps active. YES IT'S WORKING +606) "Do a sea monster while whatever." +607) But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +608) The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +609) I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +610) Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +611) monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] @messages quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +612) theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +613) elliott, it is typical of you Vorpal: so are most things I say +614) well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +615) elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +616) now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = elliott_: let's not start that again." +617) You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +618) OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +619) help me i am so alone :( new computer good enough to simulate real parents +620) elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +621) indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +622) elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +623) Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +624) this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +625) THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +626) It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +627) oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +628) dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! I need.....an adult ;_; +629) We have no leather. Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +630) according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +631) Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +632) When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +633) one time I tried cpp programming ​ it was hellish ​ maybe I should try again +634) CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +635) king is something women are better at than men +636) Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +637) Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +638) [from 2009] That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +639) in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +640) what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +641) I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +642) Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +643) elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +644) You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? Monads are like that, only worse. +645) Mayor says we need to make aluminum items Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +646) Dear god stop staring at me. no never monqy is always staring at everyone. it takes many eyes to do this but I manage He is an inspiration to us all. +647) Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +648) One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +649) Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +650) Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +651) Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... elliott: fuck you. There. Perfect. Carry on. +652) lol :( +653) But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +654) jesus, yes.. he was human and that is fantastic more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +655) I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +656) yes 5 is very infixr +657) if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +658) it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +659) The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +660) OMG What if we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +661) It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. Also lesbian. +662) i agree with elliott +663) did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +664) isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +665) fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +666) It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +667) sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +668) elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +669) Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +670) Vorpal: "still it's a flower in the sense that it's more experienced the nanny" +671) my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +672) I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +673) The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +674) I think stealing is more appropriate +675) i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +676) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +677) but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +678) so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +679) Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +680) [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +681) An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +682) [in the context of Open University] "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +683) l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +684) never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +685) Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +686) When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +687) Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? You stole it from us first! +688) bad people have feelings too but they're bad so it's okay +689) It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +690) Real Tar is GNU tar. You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +691) But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +692) that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +693) fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +694) (Of Minecraft:) So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +695) oh god oh god what if I become attracted to birds +696) "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +697) 678) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love 187) Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.30415 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30415 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,65 @@ +2004-05-27.txt:23:27:50: lament; I think there's finnish palindromes with several hundred words at least, which make up a semi-coherent story +2004-05-27.txt:23:29:57: probabyl because all finnish words are palindromes +2007-09-03.txt:18:41:59: Even though it has nothing to do with palindromes or redivision. +2007-10-20.txt:00:03:04: matches palindromes: /^\W*(?:((.)\W*(?1)\W*|)|((.)\W*(?3)\W*|\W*.\W*))\W*$/i +2007-12-08.txt:10:05:38: i can't do palindromes in english :< +2007-12-08.txt:10:06:26: well, i can do palindromes in any language that's fully robust +2007-12-08.txt:10:10:39: okay, i guess i can somewhat make palindromes in english too, but i'm a bit slow +2007-12-08.txt:10:34:17: it's interesting that it's a lot easier to write song lyrics in english than in finnish, but simultaneously i cannot come up with any good long palindromes +2008-01-18.txt:19:05:31: it rejected q; apparently it only wants even-length palindromes +2009-01-02.txt:03:26:27: Remind me of palindromes, actually. +2009-01-23.txt:20:42:02: english is so trivial to make palindromes in +2009-02-15.txt:06:05:11: oklopol: Everyone has at least len(nick) trivial palindromes :P +2009-02-15.txt:09:17:24: oklopol: Everyone has at least len(nick) trivial palindromes :P +2009-02-16.txt:23:59:10: also both have palindromes in their nicks, you have a lot in common. +2009-02-17.txt:00:03:48: zeers with palindromes +2009-02-17.txt:00:04:48: but a bit short on palindromes +2009-02-17.txt:00:05:40: oerjan: nick palindromes are a temporary meme, please keep up. +2009-03-28.txt:22:40:50: * oerjan ponders an alternative way of making unlambda palindromes +2009-04-04.txt:22:38:31: "I'm training our recognizer to recognize palindromes better." +2009-04-04.txt:22:42:33: i guess palindromes are a bit trivial in languages you know natively +2009-04-09.txt:19:52:02: giving just random palindromes and non-palindromes will not work, even if the body of a palindrome checker was accidentally generated, it would be discarded. +2009-08-05.txt:23:57:59: have i done many palindromes here? +2010-01-17.txt:21:00:17: palindromes should not contain names +2010-04-10.txt:01:12:37: for palindromes, just make f reverse the latter one +2010-05-31.txt:21:34:12: as opposed to palindromes +2010-07-16.txt:07:19:09: ever thought about the trivial way of making a language where all programs will have to output palindromes? +2011-07-12.txt:16:37:33: hi Taneb, do you wanna do palindromes or math? +2011-07-12.txt:16:37:57: I'm no good at palindromes +2011-07-12.txt:16:58:59: I'm just writing palindromes +2011-07-16.txt:09:50:26: you make the awesomest palindromes, you don't need sex and you don't need sleep. you are a fucking superhuman :| +2011-07-17.txt:12:27:27: awww yeah, list of all palindromes in an alphabet. +2011-07-17.txt:12:44:52: NihilistDandy: fear of palindromes? +2011-07-17.txt:12:44:57: fear of palindromes? +2011-07-17.txt:12:47:51: alternately, you could delete on of the middle characters from the next rank of palindromes +2011-07-17.txt:12:57:13: I dunno. Once you see a lot of palindromes, they start to come easy :D +2011-07-17.txt:13:07:05: > let palindromes alphabet = map ((((,) `ap` reverse)) $ (inits . repeat) alphabet >>= sequence >>= (\x y -> map (\z -> x++z++y) ([]:map pure alphabet)) `ap` reverse +2011-07-17.txt:13:07:12: > let palindromes alphabet = map ((((,) `ap` reverse)) $ (inits . repeat) alphabet >>= sequence >>= (\x y -> map (\z -> x++z++y) ([]:map pure alphabet)) `ap` reverse in palindromes "abc" +2011-07-17.txt:13:07:50: > let palindromes alphabet = (inits . repeat) alphabet >>= sequence >>= (\x y -> map (\z -> x++z++y) ([]:map pure alphabet)) `ap` reverse in palindromes "abc" +2011-07-17.txt:13:09:53: there might be a fancier way to do that, but really the only way I can think of is to use >>= with a function that produces a list containing the even palidrome and its associated odd palindromes +2011-07-17.txt:13:13:24: > let palindromes alphabet = (inits . repeat) alphabet >>= sequence >>= (\x y -> [x++y, map (\z -> x++z:y) alphabet]) `ap` reverse in palindromes "abc" +2011-07-17.txt:13:13:44: > let palindromes alphabet = (inits . repeat) alphabet >>= sequence >>= (\x y -> [x++y, map (\z -> x++(z:y)) alphabet]) `ap` reverse in palindromes "abc" +2011-07-17.txt:13:15:52: > let palindromes alphabet = (inits . repeat) alphabet >>= sequence >>= (\x y -> (x++y) : map (\z -> x++z:y) alphabet) `ap` reverse in palindromes "abc" +2011-07-17.txt:13:18:03: > let palindromes alphabet = (inits . repeat) alphabet >>= sequence >>= (\x y -> (x++y) : map ((x++).(:y)) alphabet) `ap` reverse in palindromes "abc" +2011-07-17.txt:13:34:14: let palindromes alphabet = [0..] >>= (`replicateM` alphabet) >>= (\x y -> (x++y) : map ((x++).(:y)) alphabet) `ap` reverse in palidromes "ab" +2011-07-17.txt:13:34:17: > let palindromes alphabet = [0..] >>= (`replicateM` alphabet) >>= (\x y -> (x++y) : map ((x++).(:y)) alphabet) `ap` reverse in palidromes "ab" +2011-07-17.txt:13:34:24: > let palindromes alphabet = [0..] >>= (`replicateM` alphabet) >>= (\x y -> (x++y) : map ((x++).(:y)) alphabet) `ap` reverse in palindromes "ab" +2011-07-17.txt:13:37:10: > let strings = ([0..] >>=) . flip replicateM; palindromes = alphabet >>= (\x y -> (x++y) : map ((x++).(:y)) alphabet) `ap` reverse in palindromes "ab" +2011-07-17.txt:13:37:21: > let strings = ([0..] >>=) . flip replicateM; palindromes alphabet = strings alphabet >>= (\x y -> (x++y) : map ((x++).(:y)) alphabet) `ap` reverse in palindromes "ab" +2011-07-20.txt:13:48:22: mmm palindromes. +2011-07-29.txt:16:32:52: The fear of palindromes +2011-07-30.txt:00:13:56: `addquote aibohphobia The fear of palindromes +2011-07-30.txt:00:13:58: 547) aibohphobia The fear of palindromes +2011-08-20.txt:07:05:10: Palindromes are better. +2011-08-20.txt:07:10:08: palindromes are self-anagrams +2011-09-12.txt:08:33:20: aspect: http://pastebin.com/yXJAs7ft here is a program I made in Haskell that outputs an infinite list of palindromes in an alphabet. +2011-09-12.txt:08:40:47: I could probably rewrite palindromes to be more readable but I prefer the concise code. +2011-09-12.txt:08:43:57: > let palindromes alphabet = fmap (join $ (++) . reverse) ([0..] >>= (`replicateM` alphabet)) in palindromes "abc" +2011-10-14.txt:03:04:44: a math problem involving counting palindromes? +2011-10-19.txt:20:13:46: 521) aibohphobia The fear of palindromes +2011-12-24.txt:05:46:06: @tell Ngevd More fun Haskell programs. A program that generates palindromes in a given alphabet: http://hpaste.org/steps/49131 +2011-12-24.txt:10:00:57: > let { palindromes alphabet = [0..] >>= (`replicateM` alphabet) >>= (\x y -> (x++y) : map ((x++).(:y)) alphabet) `ap` reverse } in palindromes "abc" +2011-12-28.txt:12:43:02: not the palindromes? +2011-12-28.txt:12:43:13: but I use that to make palindromes yes. +2012-01-05.txt:01:09:49: palindromes are core to my research hcraeser ym ot eroc era semordnillap +2012-01-12.txt:18:30:13: `pastelog palindromes diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.30588 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30588 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +460) Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +466) Cut to February War were declared A galaxy in turmoil Anyway, Febuary '10 +467) I can't afford one of those! A grandchild, not a laser printer +474) There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] You've just gave me a different result [...] It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +475) Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +476) That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +478) Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +484) So... God has jizzed on everything? have you even READ the bible? +486) This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +490) Non sequitur is my forte On-topic discussion is my piano Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte Full fat milk is my pianissimo On which note, I'm hungry +503) Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +504) aibohphobia The fear of palindromes +511) So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +513) Well, I'm now experimenting with clients It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +514) I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +520) OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. It's been fun knowing him. +521) Taneb's been hit by melancholy. He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +551) Maybe if you try diplomacy. Pointy steel diplomacy +556) I think it's fizzie against everyone atm AND EVERYONE IS WINNING EXCEPT FIZZIE +609) Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +614) I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +618) Mayor says we need to make aluminum items Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.30684 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30684 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,162 @@ +.: +bin +canary +karma +lib +paste +quotes +share +wisdom + +./bin: +? +addquote +allquotes +calc +define +delquote +etymology +forget +fortune +frink +google +haskell +json +k +karma +karma+ +karma- +learn +log +logurl +macro +marco +paste +pastekarma +pastelog +pastelogs +pastenquotes +pastequotes +pastewisdom +ping +prefixes +quine +quote +quotes +roll +runpython +toutf8 +translate +translatefromto +translateto +units +url +wl +word +wtf + +./karma: +itidus20 +monqy +sgeo +vorpal + +./lib: +adjustkarma +frink +frink.jar + +./paste: +paste.10590 +paste.11100 +paste.1349 +paste.14303 +paste.15122 +paste.17403 +paste.17723 +paste.18412 +paste.19018 +paste.19057 +paste.19220 +paste.19927 +paste.20061 +paste.20134 +paste.20754 +paste.21755 +paste.21784 +paste.21829 +paste.22337 +paste.22620 +paste.2264 +paste.22839 +paste.22953 +paste.23648 +paste.25005 +paste.25157 +paste.26726 +paste.27268 +paste.27718 +paste.27770 +paste.27876 +paste.28118 +paste.28305 +paste.29306 +paste.30008 +paste.30032 +paste.30696 +paste.30798 +paste.31036 +paste.31406 +paste.31636 +paste.3244 +paste.3409 +paste.3547 +paste.3585 +paste.5111 +paste.5544 +paste.5640 +paste.5766 +paste.5864 +paste.6164 +paste.7337 +paste.7949 +paste.8129 +paste.8173 +paste.840 +paste.8534 +paste.8724 +paste.9945 + +./share: +foo +units.dat + +./wisdom: +ais523 +augur +c +elliott +everyone +finland +fizzie +flower +friendship +gregor +hackego +haskell +ievan +intercal +itidus20 +monad +monads +monqy +oerjan +oklopol +qdb +qdbformat +sgeo +shachaf +u +vorpal +welcome +wiki diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.30696 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30696 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +2011-09-21.txt:02:02:22: ...and you can do computation with both of them, so why not also with adjectives/sets? +2011-09-21.txt:02:17:53: `log 2011-09-21.txt:02:17:53: `log `pastelogs evincar.*adjective diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.30774 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30774 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2007-01-22.txt:13:06:53: Then atto, zepto and yocto. The last two always make me smile. +2009-09-26.txt:22:11:47: The z and y on the extreme prefixes zepto-, yocto- and Zetta-, Yotta- suggest the start of a series backwards through the alphabet. Following the initial letters are distorted Greek numerals (h)epta- and octa-. This pattern has been extended further, with the terms xenno-, weko-, vendeko-, udeko- and xenna-, weka-, vendeka-, udeka-, from Greek ennea-, deka-, endeka-, dodeka-; sometimes a t is added for greater differentiation, though both xento-, wekto- et +2011-04-15.txt:04:28:03: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:28:04: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:04:28:38: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:28:39: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:04:29:06: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:29:08: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:04:29:33: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:29:39: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:04:29:46: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:29:47: -> quote +2011-04-15.txt:04:29:54: -> quote +2011-04-15.txt:04:30:02: -> PRIVMSG #esoteric : ! AttributeError: 'Symbol' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:04:31:29: -> PRIVMSG #esoteric : ! AttributeError: 'Symbol' object has no attribute 'car' +2011-04-15.txt:04:31:38: -> PRIVMSG #esoteric : ! TypeError: 'Symbol' object is not callable +2011-04-15.txt:04:35:40: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:04:35:45: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:35:48: ! NameError: global name 'List' is not defined +2011-04-15.txt:04:35:55: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:04:36:00: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:36:06: -> (x . x) +2011-04-15.txt:04:36:13: ! AttributeError: 'NilClass' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:04:36:26: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:04:36:34: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:36:37: -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:36:40: -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:36:44: -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:36:46: -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:36:48: -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:37:26: zepto? +2011-04-15.txt:04:37:48: -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:38:39: -> (x . x) +2011-04-15.txt:04:39:09: yes, it's called zepto. (after picolisp, obviously.) +2011-04-15.txt:04:39:35: -> -42 +2011-04-15.txt:04:39:41: -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:39:55: -> "i am a symbol" +2011-04-15.txt:04:40:36: Sgeo: zepto is better. +2011-04-15.txt:04:40:49: -> 'x +2011-04-15.txt:04:40:52: -> '''''''''x +2011-04-15.txt:04:40:54: -> '''''''''''''x +2011-04-15.txt:04:40:57: -> '''''''''''''"x a b" +2011-04-15.txt:04:41:00: ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'bind' +2011-04-15.txt:04:41:43: -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:47:15: ! ParseFail: Invalid character ) +2011-04-15.txt:04:47:17: -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:47:20: ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'bind' +2011-04-15.txt:04:47:31: ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'bind' +2011-04-15.txt:04:47:53: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:04:48:36: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:49:57: -> ;;asd +2011-04-15.txt:04:49:59: -> ;;asdf +2011-04-15.txt:04:50:03: -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:50:04: -> -> +2011-04-15.txt:04:53:18: -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:53:21: -> "-> " +2011-04-15.txt:04:53:23: -> " -> " +2011-04-15.txt:04:53:30: -> () +2011-04-15.txt:04:53:32: -> x +2011-04-15.txt:04:53:34: -> "\"" +2011-04-15.txt:04:53:44: -> \ +2011-04-15.txt:04:53:55: -> " \" +2011-04-15.txt:04:54:07: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:04:54:11: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:04:54:12: -> " \" +2011-04-15.txt:04:54:14: -> \ +2011-04-15.txt:04:54:29: zeptolisp looks confusing :( +2011-04-15.txt:04:55:59: -> "hello world! \"this is a test\"" +2011-04-15.txt:04:59:01: -> "no brah, no" +2011-04-15.txt:04:59:05: -> "no brah, no" +2011-04-15.txt:04:59:07: -> 1 +2011-04-15.txt:05:01:56: -> nil +2011-04-15.txt:06:30:24: Ilari breaks zeptobot +2011-04-15.txt:06:31:55: What zeptobot thinks the message text is: +2011-04-15.txt:06:32:16: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:06:32:23: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:06:32:25: -> 42 +2011-04-15.txt:06:35:58: fizzie: Yah, but zeptobot is a ``grosse five-minute hacke''. +2011-04-15.txt:06:36:17: (Zepto itself is longer, of course. And woefully incomplete.) +2011-04-15.txt:07:25:14: -> ('()) +2011-04-15.txt:15:42:18: -!- zeptobot has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). +2011-04-15.txt:15:45:24: RIP zeptobot some time -- some other time +2011-04-15.txt:15:47:40: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:15:47:42: ! AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'str' +2011-04-15.txt:15:47:50: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:15:47:54: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:15:47:56: -> () +2011-04-15.txt:15:47:57: -> 42 +2011-04-15.txt:15:48:01: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:15:52:48: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:15:52:53: -> x +2011-04-15.txt:15:52:56: -> 42 +2011-04-15.txt:15:53:08: -> 42 +2011-04-15.txt:15:53:15: -> (#primitive def) +2011-04-15.txt:15:53:24: -> def +2011-04-15.txt:15:53:29: -> () +2011-04-15.txt:15:54:27: -> () +2011-04-15.txt:15:54:38: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:15:58:45: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:15:58:53: -> ((c) ()) +2011-04-15.txt:15:59:11: -> (42 ()) +2011-04-15.txt:15:59:16: -> (#primitive def) +2011-04-15.txt:15:59:30: -> () +2011-04-15.txt:15:59:41: -> () +2011-04-15.txt:15:59:51: -> "strings!!! strings" +2011-04-15.txt:16:00:04: -> "a wonderful place to live" +2011-04-15.txt:16:00:08: -> hell +2011-04-15.txt:16:00:10: -> "a wonderful place to live" +2011-04-15.txt:16:00:18: -> def +2011-04-15.txt:16:00:33: ! AttributeError: 'Symbol' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:16:00:48: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:16:00:54: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:16:01:01: -> (42) +2011-04-15.txt:16:01:06: -> (42) +2011-04-15.txt:16:01:09: -> () +2011-04-15.txt:16:01:35: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:16:01:39: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:16:01:42: -> (()) +2011-04-15.txt:16:01:46: -> (()) +2011-04-15.txt:16:02:03: ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:16:02:20: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:16:02:24: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:16:02:26: -> (()) +2011-04-15.txt:16:02:34: -> (()) +2011-04-15.txt:16:02:37: -> (()) +2011-04-15.txt:16:03:26: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:16:03:33: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:16:03:35: -> (42 42 42 ()) +2011-04-15.txt:16:03:55: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:16:03:59: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:16:04:22: -> (42 42 42) +2011-04-15.txt:16:04:28: -> ((42) (42) (42)) +2011-04-15.txt:16:04:38: -> ("like you a ho" "like you a ho" "like you a ho") +2011-04-15.txt:16:06:30: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:16:06:55: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:16:06:57: ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:16:08:22: -> () +2011-04-15.txt:16:08:26: -> () +2011-04-15.txt:16:08:29: ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:16:08:37: ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:16:10:25: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:16:10:29: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:16:10:31: ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:16:11:02: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:16:11:06: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:16:11:08: ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:16:13:24: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:16:13:45: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:16:13:47: -> 42 +2011-04-15.txt:16:13:50: -> () +2011-04-15.txt:16:13:56: ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:16:14:01: -> "no jew brotha" +2011-04-15.txt:16:15:32: -> (()) +2011-04-15.txt:16:15:34: ! ParseFail: Expected EOF but got ) +2011-04-15.txt:16:15:37: -> (() ()) +2011-04-15.txt:16:16:07: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-15.txt:16:16:11: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-15.txt:16:16:13: -> ((x) (y)) +2011-04-15.txt:16:16:25: -> a-list +2011-04-15.txt:16:16:34: -> quote +2011-04-15.txt:16:16:36: ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:16:16:44: ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:16:55:51: ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:18:19:20: ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-15.txt:18:19:25: -> (#primitive def) +2011-04-15.txt:18:19:37: -> 42 +2011-04-15.txt:18:43:43: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-22.txt:17:41:03: ais523: anyway, ZEPTO has no special forms. +2011-04-22.txt:21:12:07: Vorpal: Just porting Zepto from Python to C. +2011-04-22.txt:21:12:15: elliott, zepto is? +2011-04-22.txt:21:18:27: Gregor: Not as supafast as the Zepto Silly Allocation SystemXXX +2011-04-22.txt:21:18:41: Zepto Egregiously Silly Tallocationsystem. +2011-04-22.txt:21:19:04: zepto zeriouzly zilly zallocationzyztem +2011-04-22.txt:21:33:53: This is Zepto, performance is irrelevant, all that matters is some sort of vaguely-defined sense of aesthetics based around being slow. +2011-04-22.txt:23:16:54: ZEPTO +2011-04-22.txt:23:20:22: I'm using the Zepto Bargain Basement Copying Collector And Heap Expander, made by Fly By Wire industries. +2011-04-23.txt:00:25:12: pikhq: Actually the allocation is going to be done with the Zepto Basement Bin Copying Collector. +2011-04-23.txt:00:27:22: pikhq: Like all of Zepto, it is coded to meet Zepto's weird aesthetic preferences over anything else. +2011-04-23.txt:00:28:26: Zepto makes no asses. It is not an ass factory. +2011-04-23.txt:00:29:05: elliott: I presume "Zepto" means "yours"? +2011-04-23.txt:00:30:19: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-23.txt:00:30:25: zeptobot: Get broken by these mortals. +2011-04-23.txt:00:30:28: -> (x . x) +2011-04-23.txt:00:30:38: (x . x) is how zeptobot feels about people breaking it. So don't do that. +2011-04-23.txt:00:30:44: -> (99) +2011-04-23.txt:00:30:52: -> (99) +2011-04-23.txt:00:31:05: ! AttributeError: 'Symbol' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-23.txt:00:31:19: how does zepto work +2011-04-23.txt:00:36:55: -> () +2011-04-23.txt:00:37:40: -> (x . x) +2011-04-23.txt:00:37:51: -> "no jew brotha" +2011-04-23.txt:00:37:59: -> () +2011-04-23.txt:00:38:01: -> 9 +2011-04-23.txt:00:38:22: -> "no brah, no" +2011-04-23.txt:00:38:23: -> "like you a ho" +2011-04-23.txt:00:38:57: -> "u a fuka" +2011-04-23.txt:00:41:05: -> "u a fuka" +2011-04-23.txt:00:41:25: -> (('a) ('b) ('c)) +2011-04-23.txt:00:41:30: -> (a b c) +2011-04-23.txt:00:41:46: -> (('9) ('9) ('9)) +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:22: ! AttributeError: 'Pair' object has no attribute 'bind' +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:36: -> "u a fuka" +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:41: -> x +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:42: -> (x x) +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:50: ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'bind' +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:54: ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'bind' +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:57: ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'bind' +2011-04-23.txt:00:42:59: -> (9) +2011-04-23.txt:00:43:02: ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-23.txt:00:43:12: -> foo +2011-04-23.txt:00:43:13: -> (foo foo) +2011-04-23.txt:00:43:18: ! AttributeError: 'Integer' object has no attribute 'apply' +2011-04-23.txt:00:43:20: -> (id 9) +2011-04-23.txt:00:43:58: -> x +2011-04-23.txt:00:44:04: ! AttributeError: 'NilClass' object has no attribute 'unbind' +2011-04-23.txt:00:44:09: -> () +2011-04-23.txt:00:46:38: -> x +2011-04-23.txt:00:46:44: -> x +2011-04-23.txt:00:47:32: It Zepto-works. +2011-04-23.txt:00:48:55: -> x +2011-04-23.txt:00:49:20: ! AttributeError: 'Pair' object has no attribute 'bind' +2011-04-23.txt:00:49:28: -> ('x) +2011-04-23.txt:01:45:07: Sweet, I have a Zepto interpreter that can't actually do anything. +2011-04-23.txt:02:02:18: monqy: "i'm not Zepto enough to understand your allocator" +2011-04-23.txt:02:02:21: the answer is: more zepto. +2011-04-23.txt:02:02:29: I'm not zepto enough to understand your allocator :( +2011-04-23.txt:02:02:55: why not use zepto, all zepto code is easy to read. +2011-04-23.txt:02:06:15: Sgeo: zepto is so fucking better +2011-04-23.txt:02:06:45: because i am making zepto because picolisp isn't fucking chill enough +2011-04-23.txt:02:15:16: -!- zeptobot has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). +2011-04-23.txt:02:23:20: too zepto +2011-04-23.txt:02:24:06: INSUFFICIENTLY zepto +2011-04-23.txt:02:26:55: Gregor really likes crushing dreams. he is so not Zepto. +2011-04-23.txt:02:39:55: ok more zepto time +2011-04-23.txt:02:40:14: casts, "the zepto way" +2011-04-23.txt:02:40:52: zeptoed +2011-04-23.txt:02:49:48: zepto.c:159: warning: implicit declaration of function ‘strdup’ +2011-04-23.txt:02:52:25: zepto.c:159: warning: implicit declaration of function ‘strdup’ +2011-04-23.txt:02:52:30: [ 0/1 ] gcc -g -std=c99 -Wall -Wextra zepto.c -o zepto +2011-04-23.txt:02:57:57: from zepto.c:2: +2011-04-23.txt:02:59:07: zepto.c:153: warning: passing argument 1 of ‘posix_memalign’ from incompatible pointer type +2011-04-23.txt:18:07:54: i should write it in zepto instead. oh wait. +2011-04-23.txt:19:06:18: that's not zepto. also, my experience with Fythe tells me that gmp is a fucking pain in the ass. +2011-04-23.txt:19:09:05: Yeah, but long division requires more brain power than allowed by the Zepto manifesto. +2011-04-23.txt:19:11:09: FUCK YOU, ANTI-ZEPTO +2011-04-23.txt:19:12:08: Limitations are not Zepto. +2011-04-23.txt:19:13:19: Not Zpetototo <-- don't you mean Zeptototo +2011-04-25.txt:02:14:55: hmm, i should port my little recursive descent routines from zepto.py +2011-04-25.txt:02:14:58: yes, i'm still writing zepto.c +2011-04-25.txt:02:24:45: very zepto +2011-04-25.txt:02:26:09: Gregor: But my GC /will/ be the Zepto Bargain Basement Copying Collector. +2011-04-25.txt:02:53:42: are segfaults zepto +2011-04-25.txt:02:54:10: you can never be zepto +2011-04-25.txt:02:54:12: only i am zepto +2011-04-25.txt:02:54:18: I take it that you don't check for NULL from malloc, for being insufficiently zepto? +2011-04-25.txt:02:59:17: 0x0000000000400c6a in intern (s=0x613060 "x") at zepto.c:102 +2011-04-25.txt:02:59:33: elliott, difference between zepto and pico? +2011-04-25.txt:02:59:40: Sgeo_346126: zepto has all the bitches. +2011-04-25.txt:02:59:45: zepto is zepto +2011-04-25.txt:03:00:03: If it weren't for newLISP, zepto might not exist. +2011-04-25.txt:03:00:13: Zepto is also un-otpez. +2011-04-25.txt:03:00:45: I think I mentioned newlisp, causing elliott to redirect me to picolisp, causing him to regain interest in picolisp, causing zepto +2011-04-25.txt:03:00:58: with zepto +2011-04-25.txt:19:53:41: Zepto. +2011-04-26.txt:02:22:40: so fucking zepto +2011-04-26.txt:02:26:29: zeptorgasmic +2011-04-29.txt:19:01:45: where are zeptobot and news-ham +2011-04-29.txt:19:02:12: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-29.txt:19:02:36: -> () +2011-04-29.txt:19:02:41: -> abc +2011-04-29.txt:19:03:08: now we just need zepto +2011-04-29.txt:19:03:17: i think ill cheat by modifying zeptobot +2011-04-29.txt:19:05:07: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-29.txt:19:05:13: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-29.txt:19:05:53: ! NameError: name 'Symbol' is not defined +2011-04-29.txt:19:06:11: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-29.txt:19:06:17: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-29.txt:19:06:19: -> () +2011-04-29.txt:19:06:25: I HATE YOU ZEPTOBOT +2011-04-29.txt:19:06:29: -!- zeptobot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-04-29.txt:19:06:47: s = zepto.run(text[2:]) +2011-04-29.txt:19:06:47: if isinstance(s, zepto.Symbol) and s.name.startswith('SAY '): +2011-04-29.txt:19:07:26: -!- zeptobot has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-29.txt:19:07:29: -> () +2011-04-29.txt:19:07:34: i hate your guts zeptobot +2011-04-29.txt:19:08:28: -> () +2011-04-29.txt:19:08:30: -> "hello " +2011-04-29.txt:19:08:35: ^ul (!c puts("?so `echo !bot what are ""the \""m/ \""m/ haps my friends"))S +2011-04-29.txt:19:17:12: ^ul (!c puts("?so `echo !bot what are ""the \""m/ \""m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do???"))S +2011-04-29.txt:19:20:03: ^ul (!c puts("?so `echo !bot what are ""the \""m/ \""m/ haps my friends, also i am wondering: what does radiobot do???"))S +2011-04-29.txt:19:26:52: asdfgh +2011-04-29.txt:19:27:20: what is zeptobot supposed to do anyway? +2011-04-29.txt:19:27:25: zepto +2011-04-29.txt:22:39:06: -!- zeptobot has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). +2011-05-04.txt:20:51:16: its not as good as zepto +2011-05-05.txt:18:05:08: I'd like to see zeptobot do that +2011-05-05.txt:18:06:09: zeptobot can do everything you horrible person +2011-05-05.txt:18:29:20: Gregor: What about ZEPTO============> +2011-05-16.txt:19:59:42: elliott: is this for zepto +2011-05-16.txt:19:59:56: monqy: no this is so unzepto +[too many lines; stopping] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.30798 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30798 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,112 @@ +2008-03-14.txt:20:48:37: google suggests hexham, england +2009-02-07.txt:17:13:24: ais523: hexham +2009-02-07.txt:17:23:07: "Hexham is the administrative centre for the Tynedale district" +2009-02-07.txt:17:24:45: hexhamshire used to be a county +2009-02-21.txt:23:31:43: 4 orchard terrace, hexham, northumberland, united kingdom, ne46 3pw +2009-04-06.txt:18:49:28: AnMaster_ipv6: 4 orchard terrace, hexham, northumberland +2009-04-06.txt:18:51:10: Hexham sounds like an awesome name. Something sort of combination of witch-style cursery and ham. +2009-04-06.txt:18:51:38: ehird was surprised that I'd heard of Hexham before he told me +2009-04-06.txt:19:02:45: there's a Hexham Close near me, so I'd heard the word. +2009-04-25.txt:20:46:58: and now you live in Hexham, which is famous although its residents deny it +2009-04-25.txt:20:47:19: Born in hemel hempstead (sp)... somewhere or another for a while... west pelton... prudhoe... and hexham +2009-05-22.txt:16:40:53: nooga: if you drop by hexham you're welcome not to visit me +2009-05-22.txt:16:44:02: ehird: isn't hexham that village near newcastle? +2009-05-22.txt:16:46:18: nooga: then the only thing you could do in Hexham is either come on the right day and look at the boring market and not visit a 13-year-old named elliott hird +2009-06-05.txt:00:22:23: fizzie: hexham or something like that +2009-06-05.txt:20:54:11: 16:22:23 fizzie: hexham or something like that +2009-06-05.txt:20:55:06: unless he's been constantly lying, though, he lives in Hexham +2009-07-02.txt:15:44:19: although if Hexham's as boring as you claim it is, that might give me an incentive to avoid your hometown and so avoid you by implication +2009-07-02.txt:15:46:51: It just looks like a church to me and it's called Hexham Abbey +2009-07-02.txt:15:47:06: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexham_Abbey +2009-07-02.txt:15:59:47: http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/7200/642pxhexhamabbey.jpg gahahahaha +2009-07-02.txt:18:29:08: ehird: I don't think I've ever conciously avoided you either <-- i think you need to go to hexham to do that properly +2009-07-02.txt:18:37:57: oerjan: I was wondering if conciously avoiding Hexham was sufficient +2009-08-20.txt:07:29:59: i think hexham should count, with that name +2009-10-04.txt:03:14:16: 4 Orchard Terrace, Hexham, England +2009-10-08.txt:03:15:18: sir ehird, baron of hexham +2009-10-12.txt:14:35:31: you may all call me "mr really-obscure-village-near-hexham-but-nearer-prudhoe" +2009-10-15.txt:12:39:01: ehird: hexham? or somewhere else? +2009-10-15.txt:12:40:22: although, I presume you were surprised I'd even heard of Hexham in the first place +2009-10-15.txt:12:42:00: Lived in Prudhoe before Hexham, anyawy. +2009-10-15.txt:12:43:21: Just checked; the village is 10 miles away from Hexham. +2009-10-17.txt:21:35:30: in hexham there was an exchange in town +2009-11-28.txt:01:26:31: I doubt there even is a Baron of Hexham +2009-11-28.txt:01:28:04: Aubrey Geoffrey Frederick Rippon, Baron Rippon of Hexham +2010-03-20.txt:18:44:39: alise: I don't remember where you live, but walking from Hexham (which I think was at least nearby at some point) to where I live would take you just 5 days, 13 hours. (It involves some 371 steps; you take the Newcastle-Ijmuiden-Amsterdam ferry to Netherlands, then the Hoek van Holland-Harwich ferry back to UK, then the Harwich-Esbjerg ferry to Denmark; then you just walk across Denmark (a hundred miles or so), take another ferry to Rostock, and from there to H +2010-03-20.txt:18:53:53: The car-directions hexham->helsinki make more sense +2010-03-20.txt:18:59:25: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=helsinki+to:brussels&hl=en&geocode=&mra=ls&dirflg=w&sll=-5.52475,179.448463&sspn=74.498813,114.433594&ie=UTF8&ll=48.806863,8.481445&spn=13.289494,28.608398&z=5 +2010-03-20.txt:18:59:33: Hexham, Helsinki, Brussels. +2010-05-02.txt:01:42:29: My wall of my room in the previous Hexham house that my computer stood at had a down-staircase on the other side. +2010-05-22.txt:14:06:06: AnMaster: It's 25 degrees in Hexham apparently but it's nowhere near that temperature here indoors +2010-07-17.txt:23:28:41: The Hexham Courant is the biggest waste of trees I've ever read. +2010-08-01.txt:16:56:27: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexham +2010-08-04.txt:01:00:10: If you're not in Newcastle, you're too far away to visit Hexham without making me worry that rape is a serious possibility. +2010-08-14.txt:17:05:09: Hexham is north-east. +2010-12-18.txt:20:50:50: elliott, I DETEST YOU AND I AM ALREADY ON A TRAIN TO HEXHAM TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A LAMP POST. +2010-12-29.txt:12:51:29: Hey, one of the people on the Oolite board is from Hexham. I should tell elliott. +2010-12-29.txt:17:04:17: 04:51:29 Hey, one of the people on the Oolite board is from Hexham. I should tell elliott. +2010-12-29.txt:17:08:31: elliott, I have absolutely no idea about him other than that he is from Hexham and his punctuation and spelling are good +2011-01-22.txt:00:58:06: elliott, I know you live in Hexham and I know your surname. +2011-01-22.txt:00:58:50: How many people can there be in Hexham +2011-01-22.txt:01:39:01: Especially as there is a second Elliott Hird in Hexham. +2011-09-12.txt:01:50:24: but you can't shout loud enough to reach Birmingham from Hexham +2011-09-12.txt:01:55:28: elliott: interestingly, Google Maps suggests two entirely different routes from Hexham to Birmingham +2011-09-12.txt:01:56:14: also, I didn't really appreciate that Hexham was that far North +2011-09-12.txt:01:57:16: that'd make sense, who'd put Hexham in a geoIP? +2011-09-12.txt:01:58:31: "We could not calculate directions between Hexham, UK and Birmingham, AL." +2011-09-12.txt:01:58:55: http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham+uk&daddr=birmingham+uk&hl=en&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=34.122306,85.869141&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFZHTIAMdKBvj_ylzcUEbLZRwSDGYee6u8P6Byg&vpsrc=0&mra=ls&t=m&z=7 +2011-09-12.txt:02:05:52: http://www.sustrans.org.uk/map?searchKey=hexham&searchType=search&Search=Find this is not very pleasant to use +2011-09-12.txt:02:05:54: anyway, route 72 seems to go through hexham +2011-09-12.txt:02:07:53: the route seems to be mostly along the north of Hexham, and makes a small detour to visit the railway station +2011-09-12.txt:02:09:03: that should be your walking route from Hexham to Birmingham +2011-09-12.txt:02:09:34: but Hexham's so far north of Birmingham that I doubt it +2011-09-12.txt:19:11:29: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:11:42: it goes from hexham to the netherlands +2011-09-12.txt:19:13:38: Also, I think Hexham has a disproportionately large amount of esoteric programming enthusiasts +2011-09-12.txt:19:15:32: And as far as I am aware, we've NEVER MET <-- how large is Hexham? +2011-09-12.txt:19:31:50: Phantom_Hoover: I and Taneb can never meet. <-- wait, wouldn't it be ok as long as it is nowhere near hexham? +2011-09-12.txt:19:32:59: nooga, fun fact: Hexham is Borders slang for hell. +2011-09-12.txt:19:38:09: ais523: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:40:54: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:41:58: elliott, sorry, http://maps.google.com/maps?q=from:+hexham+to:+edinburgh+to:+68.269125,19.376158&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=48.224673,1.318359&spn=31.503035,57.65625&sll=53.917281,-1.801758&sspn=6.951905,14.414062&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&vpsrc=6&dirflg=w&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:45:19: Phantom_Hoover: oklopol: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:helsinki+to:Kiruna,+Sweden&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3B%3B&sll=67.554754,18.797607&sspn=2.773689,11.634521&vpsrc=0&hl=en&dirflg=w&mra=ls&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:46:05: http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=59.800634,10.634766&spn=31.091097,70.136719&sll=59.800634,10.195313&sspn=31.091097,70.136719 +2011-09-12.txt:19:46:56: http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=59.800634,10.634766&spn=31.091097,70.136719&sll=59.800634,10.195313&sspn=31.091097,70.136719 +2011-09-12.txt:19:47:25: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Riga,+Latvia+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3B%3BFVQelgMdAId8ASmRBiGWxwuSRjFj9-I7hL1OzQ%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&sll=59.592995,11.21014&sspn=29.97045,93.076172&vpsrc=0&hl=en&mra=ls&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 +2011-09-12.txt:19:48:25: i could even fly to hexham but i guess that'd defeat the purpose +2011-09-12.txt:19:51:00: olsner: this is our base route: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Riga,+Latvia+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3BFWjvZAMdks9vASntPQflsM_uRjEw_vJozc8ABA%3BFVQelgMdAId8ASmRBiGWxwuSRjFj9-I7hL1OzQ%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&sll=59.592995,11.21014&sspn=29.97045,93.076172&vpsrc=6&hl=en&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&ll=59.888937, +2011-09-12.txt:19:56:26: We've got to get to Northern Sweden from Hexham via Scotland, Belgium, England, Netherlands, England, Denmark, Germany, Latvia, Sweden, Estonia and Finland together without meeting +2011-09-12.txt:20:05:14: That's a bit like Hexham, then +2011-09-13.txt:18:34:55: `log hexham +2011-09-13.txt:18:34:58: 2010-12-18.txt:20:50:50: elliott, I DETEST YOU AND I AM ALREADY ON A TRAIN TO HEXHAM TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A LAMP POST. +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:19: Taneb has 'Hexham' on ping. +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:31: `log hexham +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:35: 2011-09-12.txt:19:48:25: i could even fly to hexham but i guess that'd defeat the purpose +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:50: `log hexham +2011-09-13.txt:18:35:54: 2011-07-16.txt:22:00:56: well i kind of live in hexham too +2011-09-13.txt:20:23:11: It's actually bigger than Hexham +2011-09-13.txt:20:24:23: Wow, Hexham and Scotland have swapped populations +2011-09-13.txt:20:24:47: BUT WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF HEXHAM (the land of six pigs) +2011-09-13.txt:20:28:31: Practically in Hexham +2011-09-16.txt:15:12:50: I blame the awful weather in Hexham +2011-09-16.txt:16:33:39: Hexham, Latvia. +2011-09-17.txt:21:08:33: elliott: Subject: [SPAM?] SPAM: example viagra cialis hexham didgeridoo +2011-09-17.txt:21:09:22: viagra cialis hexham didgeridoo +2011-09-18.txt:00:58:31: perhaps I should give lessons in-channel, so elliott doesn't have to walk all the way from Hexham to attend them +2011-09-18.txt:16:30:45: I think there's actually someone near HEXHAM, THE CAPITAL OF ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING who does it for a living +2011-09-18.txt:16:41:32: I think there's actually someone near HEXHAM, THE CAPITAL OF ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING who does it for a living +2011-09-18.txt:18:54:32: It was invented by someone from Hexham +2011-09-20.txt:16:38:58: It thinks Hexham's in... Israel? So I have to say I'm in the middle of the Atlantic to compensate +2011-09-20.txt:16:39:53: There's a Hexham everywhere. +2011-09-20.txt:16:40:58: Hexham is where the heart is. <- An old Chinese proverb. +2011-09-20.txt:20:18:48: i'm in the great fridge we call "hexham +2011-09-20.txt:20:20:16: elliott, wait, what's the nearest city to Hexham. +2011-09-20.txt:20:22:09: Has nobody told Phantom_Hoover about the wormhole near Hexham? +2011-09-21.txt:18:42:25: "The esolanger who is aware of IWC's existence who is regularly in #esoteric and who lives in Hexham" was pretty ambiguous before he came along :P +2011-09-21.txt:18:42:38: wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric? +2011-09-21.txt:18:43:04: given that Hexham is minor enough that elliott_ was surprised that I'd heard of it +2011-09-21.txt:18:43:19: It's surprising that they've never met given that the entire population of Hexham is six pigs and twelve farmers to maintain the six pigs. +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:26: wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric? +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:41: `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:55: I thought it was reasonably well-known that elliott_ lived in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:46:16: `pastelogs hexham diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.3080 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.3080 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,124 @@ +2005-10-25.txt:23:44:45: !glass http://rafb.net/paste/results/u8OmKA86.txt +2005-12-01.txt:16:45:20: http://rafb.net/paste/results/MS6Mtu81.html +2005-12-09.txt:21:12:36: typedef uint8_t u8; +2005-12-09.txt:21:12:51: then u8 is a 8bit unsigned +2005-12-09.txt:21:21:47: Then you'll probably need to do something like #ifdef UINT8_MAX typedef uint8_t u8; #define SET8(a,b) ((a) = (b)) #define GET8(a) (a) #else typedef uint_fast8_t u8; #define SET8(a,b) ((a) = ((b)&0xff)) #define GET8(a) ((a)&0xff) #endif, if you want your thing to work on platforms where no 8-bit integers exist. +2006-09-09.txt:00:48:33: mplayer filename.mp3 -ao pcm:nowaveheader:file=output.dsp -srate 8000 -af-adv force=1 -af channels=1,format=u8 +2006-09-09.txt:00:51:53: u8 = unsigned 80bit +2006-10-19.txt:05:00:12: mplayer filename.mp3 -ao pcm:nowaveheader:file=audio.dsp -srate 8000 -af-adv force=1 -af channels=1 -format u8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:11:03: !factoid qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:12: ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:13: qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:21: !factoid qemu8 is +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:22: ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:24: qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:28: !factoid qemu8 is +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:29: ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:31: qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:24: !factoid qemu8 is +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:30: ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:34: qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:47: !factoid qemu8 is +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:53: ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:53: qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:59: !factoid qemu8 is ! +2007-07-02.txt:09:21:01: ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:21:15: !factoid qemu8 is qemu, version 8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:21:21: !factoid qemu8 is qemu, version 8 which is not known to exist yet +2007-08-26.txt:10:29:26: http://rafb.net/p/MeAsRu82.html +2008-04-19.txt:19:51:28: fdft` uf1ffJfufffSff1fdfff1fBdfeff1ufKfudff[ff f fwdfm`ffSfffu`f$ffffuIf6ffu8fffu'ff%ffufKfuff1f[ffUfWfVfSfgfD$gfT$gf$f.gfBf=vfffffgf\$ff1f1gT$ft rftOfukM< vegf|$f<=ug?ugf\$f1f>g|$ v3gfGg8D$t*f"< v< vgf$fHf9}gfCfEf1fFfwdgfagf<$tgfff[f^f_f]fVWQfY_^fWffiQfY_ffffff@uf$ffPfh$fh)ff)fffUfWfVfSfgfL$fgfD$fgf$gf9D$}8ffPfh$fgfD$ffPfh$fpffpgf|$uf1bf%ff1f1gfD$gf(f1tfVfWfhQ%f#ffFf tffGffuf +2008-06-24.txt:15:37:34: CreateReadAndWrite(U8, uint8_t) +2008-06-24.txt:20:00:19: it is default gnu89 I think? +2008-06-24.txt:20:00:35: but gnu89 wouldn't +2008-06-24.txt:20:01:42: so I got no idea if gnu89 will work correctly +2008-06-24.txt:20:05:52: ais523, so really trying to convert it to gnu89 is totally unsupported from my side? +2008-06-24.txt:20:14:42: also gnu89 *does* support varadic macros +2008-06-24.txt:20:42:00: interpreter.c99:72: warning: C99 inline functions are not supported; using GNU89 +2008-06-24.txt:20:44:29: I just have no intention on supporting compiling as gnu89 +2008-06-24.txt:20:44:50: what does gnu89 inline mean anyway? +2008-06-24.txt:20:45:55: however "extern inline" and "inline" without extern have reversed meanings beteween gnu89 and C99 iirc +2008-07-13.txt:22:46:27: http://rafb.net/p/Eou8W588.txt +2008-09-23.txt:20:32:01: sruq894ue98tjmf98ujirkuioaua89w4k09e8rsah7ye8a95jye6897hyyujmriouj89048dk89es7kru8txinjcv dhjkzsu98ra7ik8sdiopufjdnvm hsektufy978 +2008-09-29.txt:14:50:06: AnMaster: dfhsu akaesthilru2314892u18902412349u89234 +2008-10-08.txt:06:20:28: aju868 +2009-01-07.txt:20:41:51: AnMaster: average is 0.62 http://pastie.org/354977.txt?key=inzzwzudzj4u82liaeozw +2009-01-29.txt:17:26:51: ehird, does http://rafb.net/p/0gPG5U88.html make any sense to you? +2009-02-05.txt:23:40:22: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7qyjLuWVU8 +2009-04-11.txt:19:39:00: ehird: http://pastie.textmate.org/private/js9hcu8mqsx4xl5vsmn4q +2009-05-26.txt:18:03:33: dqAUo3AQzWWvZ-IHZGNfi0Z7Aw_GC2pam5X39xkdFHQI7ggSNE53QMYBSeyAJ0%7cbqkyg7YNVpHIk_tGrE-68fFnc0kX79Qa913-xSLSZPAMHlyIubz_4wrZrNk2u9vRhHOv7W%7cIMMKtMGhuMz8vkVo7mLi9UQCNkMi6CQhsTCulqkVImjKunHUWsHfINxwd7vLcmfnTR_FYm%7c1243357268; navcmd=_xclick; pNTcMTtQfrJuaJiwEnWXQ6yNxfq=5mv9RU4DctpsQ9re8jiTEh_JImwBUbicIr7FvspGKVQe8hjrwdl_RlC99UYGDLzzp3vd1gAmrIbXQqXt8oETB_fq6Ge1UBpjmfKeevJ8goC2hs5tc3KX_Ho1I6wIgIN0vjhyfY9ftf2FxLYIdIEu8bg7EBQXC- +2009-05-26.txt:18:03:34: TVzUYFXxJETr2tshK8PcCE4y5z5tFohs4wYca_1iIRds5Rz1VAhhu84PwLZYw_JAKatkZtmxn84zZYjC-TSp4nhXOFctIUj50m0BTwK8IVThZXxMZ-DgPVnkrX36pzZ4ZxTWdks-7k7i5p8Boqy0JoN-kIeG1qgV4uTn4ajaZP9ZNCsmGOsBCvXvC9cc68-moa-DQxi_oE_0OpF7tE; 6Vt_kuBZl8VlyHAqyfqTECtzKXS=4FmsD86w5SZMRES5DmDJOUf8i2MUEbgVvNrxy-YD1bl1DQlvynIlaY86brrCYbUQzov9tNBAz90bxc47 +2009-05-28.txt:23:20:46: http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hRIu8-oMq5U5Kl6RtgGZAtmoNyfw +2009-07-22.txt:20:38:06: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41%2B3Uu8q-HL._AA280_.jpg <-- it just gave me this image. One word: "wtf?" +2009-07-27.txt:15:42:48: "You want you too you wait for unsigned". (U1 U2 U8 :P) +2009-08-07.txt:15:02:07: http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/PwccqNBl5qtxvki3vTc7oo9no1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1249740096&Signature=iPL8Sjiw8BVkaPnSLT5dhf3vbU8%3D ;; Well, this is simple! +2009-08-07.txt:17:10:41: http://pastie.org/575632.txt?key=maxdtnu8lhtptvmdwqwkfq +2009-08-07.txt:17:51:39: ais523: http://pastie.org/575632.txt?key=maxdtnu8lhtptvmdwqwkfq (ignore the case 4:) line +2009-10-13.txt:15:49:05: 12q33w4e5dt67y12345e6r76t87y89u9i234w5ed6fr7t78gyh8u90iJ_0Okp322222222222wsss4ed5rf6tg77hy8u99ji00ko--23w4se5drrrrrft67ghu89i0-oooop123w4e5dgt67uy89j0ik-ol=;23w4e5dt67ghu89j0iko-p=[ +2009-10-18.txt:12:57:54: 123qw4e555t67gu89i932qw4e55t67 +2009-12-12.txt:13:24:16: ui.c:254: warning: C99 inline functions are not supported; using GNU89 +2009-12-24.txt:07:56:39: -!- zzo38 has quit ("* I'm too lame to read LKAJSDFPONAEITOGUMW4OTU89M3MYMIOYM2A9X084YTM87)))K:f_)>+<*ym@gy<*hwg*hgehx)iuLZAA.doc *"). +2010-01-15.txt:04:11:13: gcc (Ubuntu 4.4.1-4ubuntu8) 4.4.1 +2010-03-05.txt:14:41:08: AnMaster: u8ok for arrows +2010-03-05.txt:18:54:05: (I guess gnu89 could have worked too, didn't try it) +2010-03-05.txt:22:33:19: I like this one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqBHWOzNBU8 +2010-03-18.txt:00:02:09: http://pastebin.com/U816YgtS is what it comes out with now (minus 30000 movb's) +2010-03-20.txt:18:12:40: [#324qw56e7ri8ulp9jo[0j['0oi;pj0l98hyngtfrxeadwq4rs6hu8,ghp0oi[;0,l98gu7y6tfry5d6t4esrw3aqe4st6p0o'l[0ogy6utfd65eswra432qstdey6p[0o'0j98sw5y6gtik09y6tr4eswgr4sw6tr4efwas4uy60pytfresar6y6tr4fesw646ir4fe3r4y6eaw87tr4ef +2010-05-04.txt:04:08:32: What happens when you run 'modprobe snd_au8830' as root? +2010-05-04.txt:04:09:19: FATAL: Module snd_au8830 not found. +2010-05-04.txt:04:09:32: Try 'modprobe snd-au8830' +2010-05-04.txt:04:13:43: ./kernel/sound/pci/au88x0/snd-au8830.ko +2010-05-04.txt:04:18:59: insmod: error inserting '/lib/modules/2.6.28-18-generic/kernel/sound/pci/au88x0/snd-au8830.ko': -1 Invalid module format +2010-05-04.txt:04:25:07: "apt-file search snd-au8830.ko" as root +2010-06-11.txt:12:53:26: [ 0.000000] Linux version 2.6.31-22-generic (buildd@crested) (gcc version 4.4.1 (Ubuntu 4.4.1-4ubuntu8) ) #60-Ubuntu SMP Thu May 27 02:41:03 UTC 2010 (Ubuntu 2.6.31-22.60-generic) +2010-06-21.txt:23:56:17: (the name of a Shulman song, btw, http://open.spotify.com/track/77srFu8ZmyivyhM9YZkNlk) +2010-07-26.txt:00:44:05: I stole that from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8 , which you should watch if you feel you're no longer in need of your sanity. +2010-07-31.txt:23:50:57: Phantom_Hoover: Not since I watched http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8 +2010-08-01.txt:02:51:32: I'll spam link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8 instead +2010-08-24.txt:02:26:38: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/d4gu8/askreddit_what_are_some_unexplainable_things_you/ +2010-10-17.txt:03:35:22: SGeo: Here, get giddy with joy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCaU8LcwGTA +2010-10-31.txt:04:06:40: pikhq: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuOB2_u87fo +2010-11-13.txt:20:11:38: "Sun Fire 880 8 x 900 MHz UltraSPARC III+ 16 GB RAM Solaris 10 10/09 s10s_u8wos_08a SPARC" +2010-11-15.txt:22:12:13: echo `od -An -N8 -tu8 /dev/urandom` 1728038%p | dc +2010-11-15.txt:22:13:50: ; n=`{echo `{od -An -N8 -tu8 /dev/urandom} $linecount % p | dc} +2010-11-15.txt:22:14:45: ; n=`{echo `{od -An -N8 -tu8 /dev/urandom} $linecount'%p' | dc} +2010-11-15.txt:22:14:55: ; echo `{od -An -N8 -tu8 /dev/urandom} $linecount'%p' +2010-11-15.txt:22:16:28: Anyway, with -N8 -tu8 that takes a random number in the [0, 2^64-1] range, so the bias with modulo-1728038 will be that some lines are taken with a probability of 0.00000057869097786042607 and some with 0.00000057869097786048028, while they should be uniformly 0.00000057869097786044057. +2010-11-16.txt:21:59:55: http://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VutELgGQ23UEOR4UMo73E5ZtPQujY1tbYuonaG8cfhiJ7qzTRCPSV1nYXXP_9VmMqtEIR9tNvV2Jm5wXMrROAxdbuUf8WHxcanzn9ggGTl4ndwuvAhjeJ275UQdtPTxzguqat0U8VcALxAob8qvAfBgVeNi9DA +2010-11-22.txt:14:34:00: echo u89sfus98s9 >prefaux +2010-12-07.txt:00:28:05: ^?ELF^A^A^A^C^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^B^@^C^@^A^@^@^@L<80>^D^H,^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@4^@ ^@^A^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@<80>^D^H^@<80>^D^H/^A^@^@3^A^@^@^G^@^@^@^@^P^@^@ZY»^M<81>^D^H<89>Ï1À<8d>Hÿò®<89>Ð<8b>Oü¿/<81>^D^H<81>ùccd^@^O<95>^G<89>Þ<8d>K^D<8d>S^OHt#[<81>;-ccdt^Eö^Gÿt Æ^G^@H<89>ót^M[Ht YHt^EZHt^A_QSö^Gÿu^Ej^VXÍ<80>1ɵ^Hj^EXÍ<80>P<85>Àx9¹ S^@^@<89>Ãj6XÍ<80>ö^Gÿu8SR1Ò²^K¹$<81>^D^Hj^A[j^DXÍ<80>²^A1Ûj^CXÍ<80>Z[¹ +2010-12-17.txt:00:37:28: Vorpal: WHOOPS LOOK AT THAT http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm301/r3ynor/plateau8.png in-air minecarts in single-player survival game +2010-12-22.txt:19:33:34: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND7tU8JME_g +2010-12-30.txt:23:43:28: Very retarded I think. I think GNU C uses gnu89 by default so it doesn't enable any of the stupid C99 features, only the non-stupid ones are enabled. +2010-12-30.txt:23:44:46: So I use gnu89 mode which is the default mode. +2011-01-13.txt:11:55:25: C1x also adds u8"foo" UTF-8 string literals, and u"foo" / U"foo" Unicode wide-character (of type char16_t / char32_t, corresponding to UTF-16 / UTF-32, respectively) string literals, and a header for conflaburating in-between things. +2011-01-13.txt:21:04:20: WHYWYHOIERYDRLTKJFGH,IOJKLD;SA'SC.F,GNMHLG;KJFD;SPOACLV,XCMVNBL,FGKTRPOEI45039ROKIO908I94586U859RTUYIR9TUJWHY +2011-01-23.txt:18:17:23: HOW DO YOU DO CHARSETS WITH HASKELL ASKJXGCYKLDFJHCNVKFJGNKGDXLF;SJ,NMBGHJDSUIDAOK;LCMVNBSJKGHRIJE89MU84OEITJRDGKLFMCVGDTRIO54896UFGJKNJKGTUIIGJKFN +2011-04-15.txt:22:39:28: Magazine: Our Elderly Wildlife Issuehttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/u8A4tk_8uY0/ +2011-05-08.txt:02:06:24: 05:13:28 http://www.reddit.com/r/math/comments/h5wv8/your_thoughts_on_a_feynman_quote/c1stu8p +2011-05-23.txt:15:17:24: http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/hhsu8/its_official_i_have_no_life/ +2011-06-15.txt:17:43:13: ais523: With the compatibility one being enabled by -std=c89, std=gnu89, -fgnu89-line, or attribute((gnu_inline)). +2011-06-16.txt:06:23:42: In addition to C99, you might also need to have one for C89, GNU89, GNU99, and the newer draft standards. +2011-06-18.txt:01:56:08: And if you want to avoid GNU89 then you can test for that too in some way. +2011-06-18.txt:02:12:16: And perhaps also "gnu89" to use the "gnu89" version (Clang also supports "gnu89" mode). +2011-06-18.txt:02:40:09: Although perhaps it might be useful to have a macro called "gnu89" which tests for all the GNU extensions except the ones that are intentionally not supported in Clang. +2011-06-18.txt:22:03:56: pikhq_, ekopath just let me down: "warning: C99 inline functions are not supported; using GNU89" +2011-06-23.txt:04:54:08: C99 includes some things I think do not belong. Even GNU89 includes some things I think do not belong. Is why I invent this subset (I believe it works in GNU89 mode in both GCC and LLVM C compiler, but both of them support more than what I said) +2011-06-24.txt:20:41:03: And what I was proposing with C, is I mentioned list of things, which is a superset of C89 but a subset of GNU89. So maybe something similar idea with Haskell. +2011-06-24.txt:20:46:41: (Also a subset of the features that Clang supports in GNU89 mode) +2011-07-01.txt:04:52:11: I happen to like a subset of the "GNU89" version of C +2011-07-16.txt:10:13:13: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0&feature=related fny sho +2011-08-23.txt:23:21:49: When programming in C, I usually prefer a subset of GNU89. +2011-08-23.txt:23:22:29: (GNU89 does have some of the things that were added in C99, too) +2011-08-27.txt:08:27:35: U8expect;/* how to interpret ambiguous tokens */ +2011-08-27.txt:08:27:53: that's U8 expect; +2011-09-12.txt:01:58:55: http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham+uk&daddr=birmingham+uk&hl=en&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=34.122306,85.869141&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFZHTIAMdKBvj_ylzcUEbLZRwSDGYee6u8P6Byg&vpsrc=0&mra=ls&t=m&z=7 +2011-10-21.txt:07:26:32: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u88AOoYAOQE this is pretty much the best TAS +2011-11-01.txt:19:28:50: Foo links to /nix/store/89sdfusd89fu89sdfu9-libssl-3.9/lib/libssl.so +2011-11-01.txt:19:29:16: Empty RPATH, linking to /nix/store/89sdfusd89fu89sdfu9-libssl-3.9/lib/libssl.so? RPATH=/nix/store/89sdfusd89fu89sdfu9-libssl-3.9/lib, linking to libssl.so? +2011-12-24.txt:12:56:57: Vorpal: And we have wchar_t, but it's not explicitly Unicode-related at all. C11x adds char16_t and char32_t which are always in UTF-16 and UTF-32, respectively, and functions to deal with that; as well as u8"foo" string literals that are always UTF-8. +2011-12-24.txt:13:07:23: Anyway, for string literals "foo" is in char with unspecified encoding, L"foo" is in wchar_t with unspecified encoding, u"foo" and U"foo" are in char16_t and char32_t, respectively, with unspecified encoding unless those macros are defined; and, finally, u8"foo" is also in char, but explicitly UTF-8 encoded. +2011-12-26.txt:17:59:31: 2l3o4o5k6s7 8l9i2k3e4 5t6h7i8s9 2i3f4 5y6o7u8 9d2r3o4p5 6t7h8e9 2^3C +2011-12-27.txt:00:10:36: like u8"foo" +2011-12-27.txt:00:11:15: `log u8 +2011-12-27.txt:00:11:23: `pastelogs u8 +2011-12-27.txt:00:11:25: `pastelog u8 diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.30862 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30862 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2007-02-17.txt:02:05:15: * ihope logreads +2007-02-18.txt:03:34:06: oerjan.logread_amount > 100 +2007-03-07.txt:01:24:57: dirty little logreader +2007-04-01.txt:16:13:15: I've changed it now anyway, just in case a logreader decides to impersonate me +2007-04-08.txt:17:00:14: (I'm having Internet access problems at the moment, so can't come online as often as I'd like and have resorted to logreading (which I do anyway)) +2007-06-18.txt:04:10:17: the logreading alphabet +2007-06-25.txt:13:39:22: (I was logreading and saw how someone managed to get it to part by mistake, but I've got it back to normal over the normal IRC channels.) +2007-10-15.txt:18:57:51: /logreads +2007-10-19.txt:12:07:41: * ais523 is the sort of logreader who suddenly continues conversations that ended days ago with no warning +2007-10-25.txt:15:51:11: * ais523 was logreading and saw people discussing their discovery +2007-11-04.txt:01:11:48: * oklopol is a fanatic logreader +2008-03-21.txt:18:03:43: were you logreading, or was that just good timing? +2008-04-02.txt:22:50:40: ehird_: I'm busy with something else at the moment, I don't have time to go logreading +2008-04-03.txt:10:09:16: sorry, I was logreading and that just jumped out at me +2008-04-03.txt:11:09:21: (ehird: I know you're not in the channel right now but I'm assuming you logread) +2008-04-05.txt:22:24:27: oh, and ais523, I do logread +2008-04-26.txt:09:41:08: but ais prolly doesn't logread +2008-04-26.txt:14:15:06: but ais prolly doesn't logread 09:41:08 +2008-04-26.txt:14:19:21: oh, and if ais523 is logreading, it seems http://indecenturl.com/ got put up for realz +2008-04-26.txt:14:33:22: oklofok: time to logread +2008-04-26.txt:14:33:26: i replied to your logreads +2008-05-01.txt:17:12:08: if you've been logreading you will soon banish me +2008-05-01.txt:17:12:18: hi, and I haven't been logreading +2008-05-07.txt:21:08:13: * oklopol needs to do some logreading +2008-06-11.txt:09:20:17: yay i like it when people shut up while i'm logreading +2008-06-12.txt:22:02:37: AIS523 IF YOU ARE LOGREADING +2008-06-13.txt:16:12:34: i was just clearing up any confusion for logreaders +2008-06-15.txt:00:52:12: augur: you fail at logreading! +2008-06-15.txt:18:52:08: * ais523 wonders if ehird's logreading +2008-06-15.txt:19:04:36: and apparently logreading, so I was wrong +2008-06-16.txt:15:55:03: Hiato: he logreads +2008-06-16.txt:20:55:37: sry, logreading took a sec :< +2008-06-18.txt:15:07:40: * ais523 logreads +2008-06-24.txt:22:39:06: come back, logreadais523 +2008-07-02.txt:16:19:23: but yes, ais, if you're logreading, do come +2008-08-10.txt:23:35:29: AnMaster-logread-note: +2008-08-16.txt:00:24:15: also you fuckers talked so fast logs went past the screen and i have to open logreader again +2008-08-18.txt:20:42:54: TUSHO LOGREAD NOTICE: You fail at setting Anagolf Brainfuck problems. +2008-08-24.txt:00:03:05: logread. +2008-08-27.txt:22:04:01: oerjan might be logreading +2008-08-27.txt:23:05:25: oerjan: were you logreading? +2008-08-27.txt:23:05:51: oerjan might be logreading +2008-09-01.txt:18:51:53: i was just logreading and saw that +2008-09-01.txt:18:52:14: tusho: What's the point of the /ignore if you logread the stuff still? +2008-09-01.txt:18:54:56: psygnis__: logread. +2008-09-01.txt:20:01:07: I might logread it later +2008-09-01.txt:20:12:51: i'll logread +2008-09-01.txt:20:21:52: well i was just logreading +2008-09-04.txt:13:39:36: @logreading prudes: now playing wolfgang amadeus mozart - leck mich im arsch +2008-09-04.txt:16:43:30: actually, probably the real tusho is logreading and tweaking things just to annoy us +2008-09-12.txt:23:02:36: you can still logread... +2008-09-20.txt:20:03:45: wow, I haven't logread for months +2008-09-20.txt:20:03:47: I used to logread all the time... +2008-10-15.txt:16:34:06: as #esoteric has lots of logreaderes +2008-10-15.txt:16:34:09: *logreaders +2008-10-17.txt:09:31:21: and I was planning to logread it later +2008-10-27.txt:10:41:35: Were you one of those logreading people? Tried out 1200 transcribed Penny Arcade comics, and Agora rules, yesterday. Both of those weren't too bad. +2008-10-27.txt:10:47:23: I don't exactly logread +2008-10-27.txt:10:47:45: so it's like I've been here all the time, and I read scrollback rather than logreading +2008-10-27.txt:10:48:11: Well, logreading, scrollback-reading; same thing. +2008-10-30.txt:22:25:16: ah yes, I remember from logreading now +2008-11-25.txt:17:35:02: Logreading: it's not just a good idea - it's the law! +2008-12-05.txt:18:09:20: oerjan: been logreading? +2009-01-03.txt:22:12:38: I know you aren't here, but IIRC you logread +2009-01-12.txt:23:40:51: kerlo first entered here when he was 12, I know this because as an obsessive logreader I have to keep track of these things +2009-01-22.txt:13:14:46: you were a logreader before you ever came in +2009-02-07.txt:19:37:14: yep, ehird left ##nomic in a huff and hasn't rejoined since, but apparently logreads it anyway +2009-02-07.txt:19:47:26: AnMaster: i try my best not to consider logreaders. +2009-02-07.txt:20:12:30: probably ehird doesn't even ened to logread +2009-02-09.txt:15:34:34: ais523 logreader: thoughts? +2009-02-14.txt:14:57:11: sorry, I've been away for a whoooole day so I'm megalogreading. +2009-03-02.txt:16:00:19: and that concludes my logreading. you should now be safe for a while, at least unless you say anything. +2009-03-03.txt:16:01:18: actually, I'll logread it, I haven't done that in a while +2009-03-05.txt:15:57:52: ehird: that CSS expires, think of the logreaders! +2009-03-05.txt:16:01:57: THINK OF THE LOGREADERS! +2009-03-05.txt:16:02:50: and THINK OF THE LOGREADERS!! +2009-03-05.txt:16:07:42: probably because of my logreading tendencies +2009-03-06.txt:20:41:17: i note that i tend to do that sometimes when logreading +2009-03-08.txt:16:42:04: so it's utterly useless for any logreader +2009-03-12.txt:00:07:38: so much for ehird's permanent pastes for helping logreaders things +2009-03-12.txt:16:02:17: no, I'm logreading +2009-03-15.txt:19:10:02: I also linked to the google-groups URL three days ago; someone hasn't been diligently logreading! +2009-04-01.txt:22:31:11: admittedly, he wasn't in the channel when we were talking to him, but he was obviously logreading +2009-04-04.txt:21:56:20: Deewiant: No, I mean, it's been the topic on the channel several times. You should be logreading. +2009-04-04.txt:21:56:31: everyone should logread +2009-04-08.txt:20:24:55: asie[Virus]: even if AnMaster did, oerjan or someone could logread it +2009-04-09.txt:19:12:06: you spammed my inner logreader. +2009-04-10.txt:22:09:19: ais523: Sure they do; I'm an avid logreader, I do it for interest and fun. +2009-04-16.txt:22:14:49: oklopol: been logreading? +2009-04-17.txt:20:58:44: in case you left in the 2 minutes i spent logreading after that +2009-05-09.txt:23:32:41: although that may be because i had already changed to logreading, and so saw the preceding part immediately +2009-05-22.txt:16:46:49: while logreading +2009-05-22.txt:17:03:19: finally my logreading is over +2009-05-22.txt:20:13:45: finally my logreading is over +2009-05-26.txt:17:47:42: oerjan: been logreading, or just an out-of-content reply? +2009-05-29.txt:21:22:21: i logread this way, psygnisfive, so phooey :) +2009-05-29.txt:21:26:09: i logread this way, psygnisfive, so phooey :) <-- I completely understand why psygnisfive is irritated. The same way of your "respond before you read it all" have irritated me too. +2009-05-29.txt:21:27:56: AnMaster: thankfully I don't care what you think about my logreading responses. +2009-05-29.txt:21:29:36: AnMaster: Also, me responding to logreads doesn't affect anyone else. Cluttering the hill with mututally-drawing does. +2009-05-29.txt:21:29:55: AnMaster: Also, me responding to logreads doesn't affect anyone else. Cluttering the hill with mututally-drawing does. <-- yes it does, for whoever got highlighted +2009-06-02.txt:23:22:16: okay now i've logread +2009-06-02.txt:23:22:19: and read the responses to my logreading +2009-06-18.txt:21:19:46: ehird, logreader extraordinare. +2009-06-19.txt:18:33:13: ais523: now i have to logread, BAH! +2009-06-19.txt:18:48:22: logreading over. +2009-06-21.txt:19:44:20: LOGREADING +2009-06-21.txt:19:44:40: yay logreading over +2009-06-21.txt:19:44:42: ehird is totally the kind of guy to have a logread script that PREVENTS him from reading new messages :P +2009-06-21.txt:19:44:44: now to read the logs that appeared while logreading +2009-06-21.txt:19:46:04: 19:44 GregorR: ehird is totally the kind of guy to have a logread script that PREVENTS him from reading new messages :P +2009-06-21.txt:19:50:48: ehird: 19:33, a few lines up, my message. You fail at logreading. +2009-07-07.txt:19:50:31: I wish ais523 logread. +2009-07-08.txt:10:53:07: If you logread, you'd know it was the original source for what led to the "national park" discussion. +2009-07-08.txt:10:53:26: no, I don't normally have the focus to logread +2009-07-08.txt:19:37:32: 02:53:26 no, I don't normally have the focus to logread +2009-07-08.txt:19:37:40: that i directed at you if you logread +2009-07-08.txt:19:37:50: 11:50:31 I wish ais523 logread. +2009-07-14.txt:22:23:48: AnMaster: ehird's been logreading. +2009-07-14.txt:22:25:54: ehird, I don't logread +2009-07-15.txt:11:46:34: okay now i will logread oklokok's questions +2009-07-15.txt:13:26:49: oklokok: i was logreading +2009-07-15.txt:13:30:05: if i had been, i would not be logreading it, would i? +2009-07-15.txt:22:07:28: Don't you hate it when I logread and reply before reading on? +2009-08-06.txt:14:45:09: a run-by logreading +2009-08-06.txt:14:46:12: we have a culture of blocked logreading/responding +2009-08-08.txt:14:01:45: my logreading has not yet seen you +2009-08-10.txt:15:25:00: so I still haven't finished logreading yet! +2009-08-19.txt:23:19:24: oerjan: Logread :P +2009-08-20.txt:17:35:11: everyone logreads +2009-08-29.txt:12:15:42: let's see context, i've been skipping on logreading +2009-09-15.txt:04:52:58: ... oldest ... logreading ... ever +2009-09-18.txt:23:43:27: I'm logreading the things I missed. +2009-09-20.txt:00:55:49: (I'm skipping logreading the middle day...) +2009-09-20.txt:20:32:32: I must quit my bad habit of logreading, but please do note, later down: +2009-09-26.txt:20:02:38: I don't generally logread +2009-09-29.txt:01:59:15: and so i finish logreading. +2009-09-29.txt:15:27:15: i can't wait to logread +2009-09-29.txt:15:28:39: ais523: anyway, summary of the few-line logreading if your browser is now nc(1) or something: "you're wrong! no, wait, whoever that is is wrong. correction, you're wrong!" +2009-10-08.txt:09:26:03: I don't really know what the music discussion was about, wasn't here when it started and I don't really bother with logreading. +2009-10-10.txt:08:46:00: Well, I *would*, but I need to be in a bus in something like 10 minutes, so this is not really the time. But if you want to blab it here, I can logread it later. :p +2009-10-20.txt:00:04:40: Oh yeah, I didn't finish logreading +2009-10-28.txt:00:49:21: Stupid being disconnected while logreading +2009-11-07.txt:20:00:45: Sgeo: I logread. +2009-11-07.txt:20:01:20: When you logread, I can't see your reaction +2009-11-07.txt:20:02:03: Sgeo: You can see my reaction if you logread too. +2009-11-07.txt:23:10:37: and so i am going to have to flight by which i mean /ignore goodbye temporarily please do not take it personally thank you i will probably logread because i have no self control bye +2009-11-07.txt:23:10:51: okay logreading now./ +2009-11-10.txt:00:08:56: 1. you fail at grammar 2. you don't logread +2009-11-10.txt:07:51:03: <{}_> 1. you fail at grammar 2. you don't logread <-- actually I do look for highlights. Apart from that I don't usually log read +2009-11-15.txt:15:56:59: ehird, yes but ais doesn't logread +2009-11-15.txt:16:59:49: Already logread. +2009-11-15.txt:17:10:44: STILL FUCKING LOGREADING BITCH :||||||||| +2009-11-16.txt:13:50:24: wow, I need to logread more often +2009-11-16.txt:20:44:40: but I won't bother replying to any arguments ais523 makes when i say my responses, unless the ones I logread are logical +2009-12-01.txt:16:56:16: (and you know he logreads, right?) +2009-12-01.txt:16:57:04: and yes, i know he logreads +2009-12-01.txt:16:57:36: "oklofok: thank god ehird isn't here" was targeted to logreading ehird most of all +2009-12-05.txt:07:55:19: NECROLOGREAD +2009-12-08.txt:12:15:19: (ehird logread: I've started using xmonad again for some things; once I found out it supported multiple desktops, it fits my workflow much better, as I can ensure there's exactly two windows on a desktop when I want to tile two) +2009-12-30.txt:11:08:12: oerjan: Good luck logreading +2009-12-31.txt:06:03:04: he's a logreader +2009-12-31.txt:06:28:50: coppro: I logread on my iPhone. +2010-01-10.txt:16:24:09: ehird: did you logread before coming online, by the way? +2010-01-25.txt:00:57:37: logread +2010-02-12.txt:22:07:28: AnMaster: i'm logreading an entire week +2010-02-13.txt:14:25:52: logreading +2010-02-14.txt:17:23:51: Wareya: sorry i'm so excited about my own thing i mostly ignore boat and logread it every few minutes :| +2010-02-18.txt:02:46:22: * pikhq logreads +2010-02-19.txt:14:18:29: cpressey's ring language sounds awesome! (Logreading while mother visits by using Opera Mini on her cheap-ass phone? Why ever not.) +2010-02-19.txt:14:29:59: cpressey's ring language sounds awesome! (Logreading while mother visits by using Opera Mini on her cheap-ass phone? Why ever not.) <-- since my phone has opera mini... wouldn't it be truly horrible for that purpose? +2010-03-04.txt:12:36:13: I do logread, you know +2010-03-27.txt:19:42:22: I should logread more often +2010-04-13.txt:23:03:04: you sometimes get logreaders responding to you months later +2010-04-14.txt:09:58:04: In case Rugxulo logreads... +2010-04-18.txt:01:18:40: Rugxulo: in case you logread; strange about that mandel.bf; ccbi's trace of it has numbers like 7398752256 in stack. It might be depending on some particular wraparound; I get a differently broken output with -DSTACK_TYPE='unsigned int' (or signed/unsigned long) from ff3 than with the default 'int'. +2010-04-25.txt:19:32:04: Ah, you logread thoroughly. +2010-04-29.txt:00:17:56: which would be a pity, because it means I'd miss half the conversation here; maybe I'd logread +2010-05-01.txt:20:17:11: hmm, time to go home, I'll have to discover what alise's great idea is later, or else logread +2010-05-02.txt:09:09:39: Rugxulo: I don't logread, but I usually notice mentions of my name; in any case, yes, I'm not terribly surprised that's the case. I'll see if I can make a better one one of these days. +2010-05-02.txt:21:17:26: I do believe you just logread. +2010-05-03.txt:10:57:22: * Rugxulo is sorry, logreading +2010-05-03.txt:17:16:10: * alise logreads to find out what fax's response to his ignoring her was; decides not to logread for such purposes any more +2010-05-04.txt:22:15:16: * Rugxulo is logreading again +2010-05-04.txt:22:17:34: Yes, I realised that when logreading. +2010-05-10.txt:23:30:58: * oerjan hopes Phantom_Hoover logreads +2010-05-11.txt:14:46:59: two links for alise (assuming he logreads): +2010-05-15.txt:17:47:11: Usually I logread every day. +2010-05-18.txt:20:56:32: Without quite a lot of explanation which you can just logread for. +2010-05-22.txt:10:53:00: No, I just logread because I can't be here Monday-to-Friday. +2010-05-29.txt:01:59:08: I love slow logreading. +2010-06-04.txt:23:46:48: Phantom_Hoover: You know, entering to say something after logreading is a technique I used to use and is widely regarded as extremely immature here. +2010-06-08.txt:22:34:19: I need to go, but I'll logread tomorrow. +2010-06-11.txt:07:38:55: * Rugxulo still isn't quite sure he understands what SCP is (logreading) +2010-06-16.txt:04:05:58: Does ais523 logread? +2010-06-23.txt:22:09:15: ah, I rarely logread nowadays +2010-06-26.txt:19:08:55: i remember sending a link for you when you logread +2010-06-29.txt:20:54:29: Phantom_Hoover, was logreading at the same time +2010-07-16.txt:00:09:26: Yeah. I logread. +2010-08-01.txt:22:51:33: He doesn't logread. +2010-08-04.txt:21:25:52: Since when did you stop logreading? +2010-08-08.txt:00:59:20: You could always logread to see what alise is saying +2010-09-14.txt:16:36:40: alise, I know you're logreading this, so please don't take offence. +2010-09-14.txt:19:25:50: 08:36:40 alise, I know you're logreading this, so please don't take offence. +2010-09-15.txt:18:36:40: I guess I should logread +2010-09-16.txt:19:21:24: Vorpal: Well, yes, but I can't bother logreading when there's lot of stuff. +2010-09-16.txt:21:46:54: hmm, now I'm lost in logreading +2010-09-17.txt:18:00:56: oerjan logreads too +2010-09-18.txt:23:04:45: are you just randomly logreading? +2010-09-19.txt:02:06:21: zzo38, are you a logreader? +2010-09-26.txt:16:54:03: this channel has no such law <-- frequent logreaders instead wish for a ban of iso-8859-1 +2010-09-29.txt:01:20:49: Phantom_Hoover logreading: ^ work that into the "real-physics" CA :P +2010-09-29.txt:01:23:44: for logreading :P +2010-09-29.txt:15:45:36: 17:20:49 Phantom_Hoover logreading: ^ work that into the "real-physics" CA :P +2010-10-04.txt:20:04:28: no way -- logreading is our national pastime +2010-10-07.txt:17:18:10: ais523: shut up i can logread as far back as I want :D +2010-10-19.txt:16:03:52: oerjan: for logreading reference, the company wine/debian/ubuntu were referring to is Blizzard +2010-10-19.txt:21:47:32: oerjan: for logreading reference, the company wine/debian/ubuntu were referring to is Blizzard +2010-10-19.txt:21:47:58: * oerjan thinks grepping for his nick will be enough logreading today. +2010-10-28.txt:17:07:31: elliott: did you logread my post about Jeff Atwood and reddit, btw? +2010-10-29.txt:17:43:18: (Logreading from February? WHY NOT) +2010-10-31.txt:07:13:08: [[LOGREADING ELLIOTT]] Write a VCS, foo. +2010-11-03.txt:15:53:53: elliott: I might logread it, then +2010-11-03.txt:15:54:12: I'm sorry, I've been really lax with the logreading over the past couple of years +2010-11-03.txt:15:54:36: ais523: also, logreading is hardly a duty :) +2010-11-04.txt:02:35:26: [LOGREADING ME] play nationstates since you can't resist, nation is called Battletoadia +2010-11-09.txt:20:52:34: Phantom_Hoover: I brought this up after me and ais523 collectively whinged about the idiocy earlier. ais523 logreads. +2010-11-09.txt:20:54:22: Phantom_Hoover: I did not address it to you, I addressed it implicitly to ais523-logreading. +2010-11-20.txt:04:10:26: Vorpal-logread: Yellow: "Scientific!" +2010-11-27.txt:01:42:11: ==Phantom_Hoover logreading== I have struck diamond. I WILL NOW ACCOUNT FOR EVERY SINGLE DIAMOND BLOCK I MINE SO THAT IT CAN BE SPLIT 50/50. +2010-12-11.txt:05:32:57: ais523logread: http://www.muppetlabs.com/~breadbox/intercal/os2diff.txt does this still suffice for using c-intercal on os/2? +2010-12-18.txt:00:03:10: oerjan-logread: ^ +2010-12-18.txt:11:53:02: (Though it's not like I'm going to forget the -3 thing, just in general it could be easier to report there, since I don't really logread #esoteric, sometimes even not when I'm highlighted.) +2010-12-21.txt:03:42:34: especially considering how popular logreading is +2011-01-03.txt:14:05:03: j-invariant: lemme logread first +2011-01-04.txt:01:08:15: I know you've been logreading all this time. +2011-01-08.txt:06:22:13: Phantom_Hoover: If you logread, I think I accidentally left Station V3 [and sister comics on occasion] off the list +2011-01-11.txt:01:47:05: j-invariant: btw here's a link, mostly for my logreading benefit since i had to find it again before: axiom-developer.org/axiom-website/bookvol0.pdf +2011-01-11.txt:17:11:17: anyway, /me continues logreading +2011-01-12.txt:00:19:39: ...nobody should ever analogise wi- i give up i'm just going to go back to logreading +2011-01-12.txt:05:04:06: elliott, when you logread this, your bot tells me to shut up about sex +2011-01-14.txt:23:56:22: Phantom_Hoover logreading: Bad thing about skybase: Respawning often offsets you enough that you fall to your death. +2011-01-15.txt:23:27:39: * Phantom__Hoover logreads +2011-01-18.txt:02:40:36: TO MY LOGREADING SELF: ^^^^ DO THAT +2011-01-18.txt:02:40:42: Sgeo: You get to remind me if I don't logread. +2011-01-22.txt:20:42:47: once I get this interface up and running, I'm going to start the Chronological Logreading Effort +2011-01-23.txt:18:16:02: elliott: assuming you're still logreading, did you come across my regex yet? +2011-01-24.txt:00:40:19: Logreaders rely on being able to paste logs into the channel to respond to them, so I have to get that working properly. +2011-01-26.txt:17:01:53: I won't be logreading +2011-01-31.txt:03:36:49: kfr: hey i'll have you know that logreading is a respected tradition here. +2011-01-31.txt:18:18:10: (logreading in action!) +2011-01-31.txt:23:36:36: (I just want the docs but am too lazy to logread +2011-02-01.txt:19:17:32: Lymia: it's called logreading :) +2011-02-03.txt:22:10:42: I'm logreading. +2011-02-03.txt:23:57:58: ELLIOTT DO NOT LOGREAD THIS +2011-02-04.txt:01:42:22: ais523-logreading: btw my compiler now supports "[, "], "<, ">, and "", making it the first compliant Underload parser ever... I'll probably remove it due to it being a pain, though :P +2011-02-04.txt:03:09:37: I am but a humble logreader. +2011-02-04.txt:18:27:52: ok, logreading was a mistake, why can't I learn to trust my past self to make the right ignores... +2011-02-04.txt:22:16:23: elliott: Mainly " from the talk page: [[Can We take down all the Gay Shippings like palletShipping, Even with the warning, It just isn't right.--Quick Man 21:18, 14 May 2008 (UTC)]]", taken entirely out of context because I'm not willing to logread +2011-02-08.txt:15:43:20: I was `addquoting from logreading +2011-02-09.txt:02:34:22: Note-to-logreading-self-to-ask-Deewiant: Does ) ever reflect? When? +2011-02-10.txt:17:04:55: Filthy logreader. +2011-02-16.txt:18:24:58: I logread in order +2011-02-16.txt:18:26:25: elliott: Just logread durf :P +2011-02-16.txt:21:14:41: (oerjan: don't logread from my links any more) +2011-02-16.txt:21:18:18: (oerjan: don't logread from my links any more) <-- what? :( +2011-02-17.txt:19:39:53: Deewiant: well I'm logreading :P +2011-02-19.txt:18:28:55: i wish the other logreaders were here so i didn't seem like so much of a spammer :D +2011-02-19.txt:19:06:19: Sgeo_, incidentally, I stumbled upon your AW esolang idea while logreading. +2011-02-19.txt:19:09:50: Sgeo_, incidentally, I stumbled upon your AW esolang idea while logreading. +2011-02-19.txt:19:22:38: i wish the other logreaders were here so i didn't seem like so much of a spammer :D <-- i didn't bother to logread more than searching for my nick today. as a general rule, the longer the logs the less likely i browse all of them. +2011-02-21.txt:05:44:38: He logreads. Mostly. +2011-02-21.txt:17:04:23: Gregor: So I fixed those {}s, in case you didn't logread. +2011-02-21.txt:20:31:04: elliott: Upon logreading (which I don't usually do), I see that in a message to ais. +2011-02-21.txt:20:31:22: Gregor: I was under the impression that you did not logread, so I hardly see the point. +2011-02-21.txt:20:31:33: (Not everybody who logreads checks pings.) +2011-02-26.txt:01:48:40: [PH-logreading:] (Block log); 01:55 . . Conficker (Talk | contribs) blocked Gooniepunk2010 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 seconds (about right) (account creation disabled) (Member of a website supporting internet terrorism) +2011-02-26.txt:19:21:21: wait, have you been logreading? +2011-03-01.txt:14:35:32: Deewiant: I logread, what more do you want! +2011-03-01.txt:14:46:49: (LOGREADERS FROM A TIME WHERE P.ZEM.FI NO LONGER EXISTS: PAY ATTENTION.) +2011-03-03.txt:15:32:37: lrn2logread +2011-03-10.txt:06:41:21: i picked that up by logreading +2011-03-10.txt:12:22:51: from logreading +2011-03-11.txt:20:12:59: or logread +2011-03-12.txt:09:38:53: oklopol: logreading, i am also logreading +2011-03-12.txt:21:41:28: well, you're an avid logreader :) +2011-03-13.txt:15:49:16: oh yes, that logread was quite enjoyable +2011-03-14.txt:14:04:49: but a true logreader never abandons his log. +2011-03-21.txt:20:08:17: SUCK ON THAT, LOGREADERS +2011-03-22.txt:22:45:17: Oh, he's logreading. +2011-03-22.txt:22:53:38: Then why logread :P +2011-03-22.txt:23:01:38: 22:53:38: Then why logread :P ← pikhq messaged him. +2011-03-22.txt:23:31:30: It's for people who want to actively logread the channel without actually being in it :P +2011-03-30.txt:19:43:48: ais523: I don't logread Agora :) +2011-04-01.txt:11:41:42: oerjan: i'm logreading :D +2011-04-05.txt:14:40:19: also i logreaded a shitload yesterday for no real reason +2011-04-07.txt:19:54:15: cpressey: watchoo do to http://catseye.tc/lab/robin/robin.html, i'm logreading and broken links totally destroy my flow +2011-04-21.txt:18:47:07: oerjan: for your logreading pleasure: a single step of the algorithm splits all the intervals in two, which means that in a polynomial amount of steps w.r.t. |x| (because strings are of length p(|x|)), we have that every interval is of size 1. of course, i haven't really told you why we're writing an algorithm, maybe i'll do that later. +2011-04-24.txt:15:41:59: cheater99: i know i'm just assuming he logreads +2011-04-29.txt:19:31:51: sometimes i regret logreading +2011-04-29.txt:19:49:11: i logread +[too many lines; stopping] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.30914 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30914 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,125 @@ +2005-10-25.txt:23:44:45: !glass http://rafb.net/paste/results/u8OmKA86.txt +2005-12-01.txt:16:45:20: http://rafb.net/paste/results/MS6Mtu81.html +2005-12-09.txt:21:12:36: typedef uint8_t u8; +2005-12-09.txt:21:12:51: then u8 is a 8bit unsigned +2005-12-09.txt:21:21:47: Then you'll probably need to do something like #ifdef UINT8_MAX typedef uint8_t u8; #define SET8(a,b) ((a) = (b)) #define GET8(a) (a) #else typedef uint_fast8_t u8; #define SET8(a,b) ((a) = ((b)&0xff)) #define GET8(a) ((a)&0xff) #endif, if you want your thing to work on platforms where no 8-bit integers exist. +2006-09-09.txt:00:48:33: mplayer filename.mp3 -ao pcm:nowaveheader:file=output.dsp -srate 8000 -af-adv force=1 -af channels=1,format=u8 +2006-09-09.txt:00:51:53: u8 = unsigned 80bit +2006-10-19.txt:05:00:12: mplayer filename.mp3 -ao pcm:nowaveheader:file=audio.dsp -srate 8000 -af-adv force=1 -af channels=1 -format u8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:11:03: !factoid qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:12: ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:13: qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:21: !factoid qemu8 is +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:22: ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:24: qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:28: !factoid qemu8 is +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:29: ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:14:31: qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:24: !factoid qemu8 is +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:30: ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:34: qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:47: !factoid qemu8 is +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:53: ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:53: qemu8 is an emulator which is endorsed by GreaseMonkey. +2007-07-02.txt:09:20:59: !factoid qemu8 is ! +2007-07-02.txt:09:21:01: ?qemu8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:21:15: !factoid qemu8 is qemu, version 8 +2007-07-02.txt:09:21:21: !factoid qemu8 is qemu, version 8 which is not known to exist yet +2007-08-26.txt:10:29:26: http://rafb.net/p/MeAsRu82.html +2008-04-19.txt:19:51:28: fdft` uf1ffJfufffSff1fdfff1fBdfeff1ufKfudff[ff f fwdfm`ffSfffu`f$ffffuIf6ffu8fffu'ff%ffufKfuff1f[ffUfWfVfSfgfD$gfT$gf$f.gfBf=vfffffgf\$ff1f1gT$ft rftOfukM< vegf|$f<=ug?ugf\$f1f>g|$ v3gfGg8D$t*f"< v< vgf$fHf9}gfCfEf1fFfwdgfagf<$tgfff[f^f_f]fVWQfY_^fWffiQfY_ffffff@uf$ffPfh$fh)ff)fffUfWfVfSfgfL$fgfD$fgf$gf9D$}8ffPfh$fgfD$ffPfh$fpffpgf|$uf1bf%ff1f1gfD$gf(f1tfVfWfhQ%f#ffFf tffGffuf +2008-06-24.txt:15:37:34: CreateReadAndWrite(U8, uint8_t) +2008-06-24.txt:20:00:19: it is default gnu89 I think? +2008-06-24.txt:20:00:35: but gnu89 wouldn't +2008-06-24.txt:20:01:42: so I got no idea if gnu89 will work correctly +2008-06-24.txt:20:05:52: ais523, so really trying to convert it to gnu89 is totally unsupported from my side? +2008-06-24.txt:20:14:42: also gnu89 *does* support varadic macros +2008-06-24.txt:20:42:00: interpreter.c99:72: warning: C99 inline functions are not supported; using GNU89 +2008-06-24.txt:20:44:29: I just have no intention on supporting compiling as gnu89 +2008-06-24.txt:20:44:50: what does gnu89 inline mean anyway? +2008-06-24.txt:20:45:55: however "extern inline" and "inline" without extern have reversed meanings beteween gnu89 and C99 iirc +2008-07-13.txt:22:46:27: http://rafb.net/p/Eou8W588.txt +2008-09-23.txt:20:32:01: sruq894ue98tjmf98ujirkuioaua89w4k09e8rsah7ye8a95jye6897hyyujmriouj89048dk89es7kru8txinjcv dhjkzsu98ra7ik8sdiopufjdnvm hsektufy978 +2008-09-29.txt:14:50:06: AnMaster: dfhsu akaesthilru2314892u18902412349u89234 +2008-10-08.txt:06:20:28: aju868 +2009-01-07.txt:20:41:51: AnMaster: average is 0.62 http://pastie.org/354977.txt?key=inzzwzudzj4u82liaeozw +2009-01-29.txt:17:26:51: ehird, does http://rafb.net/p/0gPG5U88.html make any sense to you? +2009-02-05.txt:23:40:22: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7qyjLuWVU8 +2009-04-11.txt:19:39:00: ehird: http://pastie.textmate.org/private/js9hcu8mqsx4xl5vsmn4q +2009-05-26.txt:18:03:33: dqAUo3AQzWWvZ-IHZGNfi0Z7Aw_GC2pam5X39xkdFHQI7ggSNE53QMYBSeyAJ0%7cbqkyg7YNVpHIk_tGrE-68fFnc0kX79Qa913-xSLSZPAMHlyIubz_4wrZrNk2u9vRhHOv7W%7cIMMKtMGhuMz8vkVo7mLi9UQCNkMi6CQhsTCulqkVImjKunHUWsHfINxwd7vLcmfnTR_FYm%7c1243357268; navcmd=_xclick; pNTcMTtQfrJuaJiwEnWXQ6yNxfq=5mv9RU4DctpsQ9re8jiTEh_JImwBUbicIr7FvspGKVQe8hjrwdl_RlC99UYGDLzzp3vd1gAmrIbXQqXt8oETB_fq6Ge1UBpjmfKeevJ8goC2hs5tc3KX_Ho1I6wIgIN0vjhyfY9ftf2FxLYIdIEu8bg7EBQXC- +2009-05-26.txt:18:03:34: TVzUYFXxJETr2tshK8PcCE4y5z5tFohs4wYca_1iIRds5Rz1VAhhu84PwLZYw_JAKatkZtmxn84zZYjC-TSp4nhXOFctIUj50m0BTwK8IVThZXxMZ-DgPVnkrX36pzZ4ZxTWdks-7k7i5p8Boqy0JoN-kIeG1qgV4uTn4ajaZP9ZNCsmGOsBCvXvC9cc68-moa-DQxi_oE_0OpF7tE; 6Vt_kuBZl8VlyHAqyfqTECtzKXS=4FmsD86w5SZMRES5DmDJOUf8i2MUEbgVvNrxy-YD1bl1DQlvynIlaY86brrCYbUQzov9tNBAz90bxc47 +2009-05-28.txt:23:20:46: http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hRIu8-oMq5U5Kl6RtgGZAtmoNyfw +2009-07-22.txt:20:38:06: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41%2B3Uu8q-HL._AA280_.jpg <-- it just gave me this image. One word: "wtf?" +2009-07-27.txt:15:42:48: "You want you too you wait for unsigned". (U1 U2 U8 :P) +2009-08-07.txt:15:02:07: http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/PwccqNBl5qtxvki3vTc7oo9no1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1249740096&Signature=iPL8Sjiw8BVkaPnSLT5dhf3vbU8%3D ;; Well, this is simple! +2009-08-07.txt:17:10:41: http://pastie.org/575632.txt?key=maxdtnu8lhtptvmdwqwkfq +2009-08-07.txt:17:51:39: ais523: http://pastie.org/575632.txt?key=maxdtnu8lhtptvmdwqwkfq (ignore the case 4:) line +2009-10-13.txt:15:49:05: 12q33w4e5dt67y12345e6r76t87y89u9i234w5ed6fr7t78gyh8u90iJ_0Okp322222222222wsss4ed5rf6tg77hy8u99ji00ko--23w4se5drrrrrft67ghu89i0-oooop123w4e5dgt67uy89j0ik-ol=;23w4e5dt67ghu89j0iko-p=[ +2009-10-18.txt:12:57:54: 123qw4e555t67gu89i932qw4e55t67 +2009-12-12.txt:13:24:16: ui.c:254: warning: C99 inline functions are not supported; using GNU89 +2009-12-24.txt:07:56:39: -!- zzo38 has quit ("* I'm too lame to read LKAJSDFPONAEITOGUMW4OTU89M3MYMIOYM2A9X084YTM87)))K:f_)>+<*ym@gy<*hwg*hgehx)iuLZAA.doc *"). +2010-01-15.txt:04:11:13: gcc (Ubuntu 4.4.1-4ubuntu8) 4.4.1 +2010-03-05.txt:14:41:08: AnMaster: u8ok for arrows +2010-03-05.txt:18:54:05: (I guess gnu89 could have worked too, didn't try it) +2010-03-05.txt:22:33:19: I like this one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqBHWOzNBU8 +2010-03-18.txt:00:02:09: http://pastebin.com/U816YgtS is what it comes out with now (minus 30000 movb's) +2010-03-20.txt:18:12:40: [#324qw56e7ri8ulp9jo[0j['0oi;pj0l98hyngtfrxeadwq4rs6hu8,ghp0oi[;0,l98gu7y6tfry5d6t4esrw3aqe4st6p0o'l[0ogy6utfd65eswra432qstdey6p[0o'0j98sw5y6gtik09y6tr4eswgr4sw6tr4efwas4uy60pytfresar6y6tr4fesw646ir4fe3r4y6eaw87tr4ef +2010-05-04.txt:04:08:32: What happens when you run 'modprobe snd_au8830' as root? +2010-05-04.txt:04:09:19: FATAL: Module snd_au8830 not found. +2010-05-04.txt:04:09:32: Try 'modprobe snd-au8830' +2010-05-04.txt:04:13:43: ./kernel/sound/pci/au88x0/snd-au8830.ko +2010-05-04.txt:04:18:59: insmod: error inserting '/lib/modules/2.6.28-18-generic/kernel/sound/pci/au88x0/snd-au8830.ko': -1 Invalid module format +2010-05-04.txt:04:25:07: "apt-file search snd-au8830.ko" as root +2010-06-11.txt:12:53:26: [ 0.000000] Linux version 2.6.31-22-generic (buildd@crested) (gcc version 4.4.1 (Ubuntu 4.4.1-4ubuntu8) ) #60-Ubuntu SMP Thu May 27 02:41:03 UTC 2010 (Ubuntu 2.6.31-22.60-generic) +2010-06-21.txt:23:56:17: (the name of a Shulman song, btw, http://open.spotify.com/track/77srFu8ZmyivyhM9YZkNlk) +2010-07-26.txt:00:44:05: I stole that from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8 , which you should watch if you feel you're no longer in need of your sanity. +2010-07-31.txt:23:50:57: Phantom_Hoover: Not since I watched http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8 +2010-08-01.txt:02:51:32: I'll spam link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8 instead +2010-08-24.txt:02:26:38: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/d4gu8/askreddit_what_are_some_unexplainable_things_you/ +2010-10-17.txt:03:35:22: SGeo: Here, get giddy with joy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCaU8LcwGTA +2010-10-31.txt:04:06:40: pikhq: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuOB2_u87fo +2010-11-13.txt:20:11:38: "Sun Fire 880 8 x 900 MHz UltraSPARC III+ 16 GB RAM Solaris 10 10/09 s10s_u8wos_08a SPARC" +2010-11-15.txt:22:12:13: echo `od -An -N8 -tu8 /dev/urandom` 1728038%p | dc +2010-11-15.txt:22:13:50: ; n=`{echo `{od -An -N8 -tu8 /dev/urandom} $linecount % p | dc} +2010-11-15.txt:22:14:45: ; n=`{echo `{od -An -N8 -tu8 /dev/urandom} $linecount'%p' | dc} +2010-11-15.txt:22:14:55: ; echo `{od -An -N8 -tu8 /dev/urandom} $linecount'%p' +2010-11-15.txt:22:16:28: Anyway, with -N8 -tu8 that takes a random number in the [0, 2^64-1] range, so the bias with modulo-1728038 will be that some lines are taken with a probability of 0.00000057869097786042607 and some with 0.00000057869097786048028, while they should be uniformly 0.00000057869097786044057. +2010-11-16.txt:21:59:55: http://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VutELgGQ23UEOR4UMo73E5ZtPQujY1tbYuonaG8cfhiJ7qzTRCPSV1nYXXP_9VmMqtEIR9tNvV2Jm5wXMrROAxdbuUf8WHxcanzn9ggGTl4ndwuvAhjeJ275UQdtPTxzguqat0U8VcALxAob8qvAfBgVeNi9DA +2010-11-22.txt:14:34:00: echo u89sfus98s9 >prefaux +2010-12-07.txt:00:28:05: ^?ELF^A^A^A^C^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^B^@^C^@^A^@^@^@L<80>^D^H,^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@4^@ ^@^A^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@<80>^D^H^@<80>^D^H/^A^@^@3^A^@^@^G^@^@^@^@^P^@^@ZY»^M<81>^D^H<89>Ï1À<8d>Hÿò®<89>Ð<8b>Oü¿/<81>^D^H<81>ùccd^@^O<95>^G<89>Þ<8d>K^D<8d>S^OHt#[<81>;-ccdt^Eö^Gÿt Æ^G^@H<89>ót^M[Ht YHt^EZHt^A_QSö^Gÿu^Ej^VXÍ<80>1ɵ^Hj^EXÍ<80>P<85>Àx9¹ S^@^@<89>Ãj6XÍ<80>ö^Gÿu8SR1Ò²^K¹$<81>^D^Hj^A[j^DXÍ<80>²^A1Ûj^CXÍ<80>Z[¹ +2010-12-17.txt:00:37:28: Vorpal: WHOOPS LOOK AT THAT http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm301/r3ynor/plateau8.png in-air minecarts in single-player survival game +2010-12-22.txt:19:33:34: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND7tU8JME_g +2010-12-30.txt:23:43:28: Very retarded I think. I think GNU C uses gnu89 by default so it doesn't enable any of the stupid C99 features, only the non-stupid ones are enabled. +2010-12-30.txt:23:44:46: So I use gnu89 mode which is the default mode. +2011-01-13.txt:11:55:25: C1x also adds u8"foo" UTF-8 string literals, and u"foo" / U"foo" Unicode wide-character (of type char16_t / char32_t, corresponding to UTF-16 / UTF-32, respectively) string literals, and a header for conflaburating in-between things. +2011-01-13.txt:21:04:20: WHYWYHOIERYDRLTKJFGH,IOJKLD;SA'SC.F,GNMHLG;KJFD;SPOACLV,XCMVNBL,FGKTRPOEI45039ROKIO908I94586U859RTUYIR9TUJWHY +2011-01-23.txt:18:17:23: HOW DO YOU DO CHARSETS WITH HASKELL ASKJXGCYKLDFJHCNVKFJGNKGDXLF;SJ,NMBGHJDSUIDAOK;LCMVNBSJKGHRIJE89MU84OEITJRDGKLFMCVGDTRIO54896UFGJKNJKGTUIIGJKFN +2011-04-15.txt:22:39:28: Magazine: Our Elderly Wildlife Issuehttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/u8A4tk_8uY0/ +2011-05-08.txt:02:06:24: 05:13:28 http://www.reddit.com/r/math/comments/h5wv8/your_thoughts_on_a_feynman_quote/c1stu8p +2011-05-23.txt:15:17:24: http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/hhsu8/its_official_i_have_no_life/ +2011-06-15.txt:17:43:13: ais523: With the compatibility one being enabled by -std=c89, std=gnu89, -fgnu89-line, or attribute((gnu_inline)). +2011-06-16.txt:06:23:42: In addition to C99, you might also need to have one for C89, GNU89, GNU99, and the newer draft standards. +2011-06-18.txt:01:56:08: And if you want to avoid GNU89 then you can test for that too in some way. +2011-06-18.txt:02:12:16: And perhaps also "gnu89" to use the "gnu89" version (Clang also supports "gnu89" mode). +2011-06-18.txt:02:40:09: Although perhaps it might be useful to have a macro called "gnu89" which tests for all the GNU extensions except the ones that are intentionally not supported in Clang. +2011-06-18.txt:22:03:56: pikhq_, ekopath just let me down: "warning: C99 inline functions are not supported; using GNU89" +2011-06-23.txt:04:54:08: C99 includes some things I think do not belong. Even GNU89 includes some things I think do not belong. Is why I invent this subset (I believe it works in GNU89 mode in both GCC and LLVM C compiler, but both of them support more than what I said) +2011-06-24.txt:20:41:03: And what I was proposing with C, is I mentioned list of things, which is a superset of C89 but a subset of GNU89. So maybe something similar idea with Haskell. +2011-06-24.txt:20:46:41: (Also a subset of the features that Clang supports in GNU89 mode) +2011-07-01.txt:04:52:11: I happen to like a subset of the "GNU89" version of C +2011-07-16.txt:10:13:13: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0&feature=related fny sho +2011-08-23.txt:23:21:49: When programming in C, I usually prefer a subset of GNU89. +2011-08-23.txt:23:22:29: (GNU89 does have some of the things that were added in C99, too) +2011-08-27.txt:08:27:35: U8expect;/* how to interpret ambiguous tokens */ +2011-08-27.txt:08:27:53: that's U8 expect; +2011-09-12.txt:01:58:55: http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham+uk&daddr=birmingham+uk&hl=en&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=34.122306,85.869141&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFZHTIAMdKBvj_ylzcUEbLZRwSDGYee6u8P6Byg&vpsrc=0&mra=ls&t=m&z=7 +2011-10-21.txt:07:26:32: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u88AOoYAOQE this is pretty much the best TAS +2011-11-01.txt:19:28:50: Foo links to /nix/store/89sdfusd89fu89sdfu9-libssl-3.9/lib/libssl.so +2011-11-01.txt:19:29:16: Empty RPATH, linking to /nix/store/89sdfusd89fu89sdfu9-libssl-3.9/lib/libssl.so? RPATH=/nix/store/89sdfusd89fu89sdfu9-libssl-3.9/lib, linking to libssl.so? +2011-12-24.txt:12:56:57: Vorpal: And we have wchar_t, but it's not explicitly Unicode-related at all. C11x adds char16_t and char32_t which are always in UTF-16 and UTF-32, respectively, and functions to deal with that; as well as u8"foo" string literals that are always UTF-8. +2011-12-24.txt:13:07:23: Anyway, for string literals "foo" is in char with unspecified encoding, L"foo" is in wchar_t with unspecified encoding, u"foo" and U"foo" are in char16_t and char32_t, respectively, with unspecified encoding unless those macros are defined; and, finally, u8"foo" is also in char, but explicitly UTF-8 encoded. +2011-12-26.txt:17:59:31: 2l3o4o5k6s7 8l9i2k3e4 5t6h7i8s9 2i3f4 5y6o7u8 9d2r3o4p5 6t7h8e9 2^3C +2011-12-27.txt:00:10:36: like u8"foo" +2011-12-27.txt:00:11:15: `log u8 +2011-12-27.txt:00:11:23: `pastelogs u8 +2011-12-27.txt:00:11:25: `pastelog u8 +2011-12-27.txt:00:11:34: 2008-06-24.txt:20:45:55: however "extern inline" and "inline" without extern have reversed meanings beteween gnu89 and C99 iirc diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.30939 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.30939 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +2005-10-22.txt:22:49:37: E!bf +[.+]++++++++++. +2005-10-24.txt:02:16:54: that first one should be +[.+] +2005-10-24.txt:02:19:38: graue: .+[.+] if you want diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.31036 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.31036 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,53 @@ +http://futureboy.us/images/futureboydomethumb4.gif + version="1.1" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"> +http://www.systranbox.com/systran/box +http://www.systranet.com/sai +http://futureboy.us/frinkdocs/ +http://www.xe.com/ucc/convert/ + http://futureboy.us/frinkdocs/ +http://futureboy.us/frinkdocs/whatsnew.html +http://futureboy.us/frinkdocs/donate.html +http://babelfish.altavista.com/cgi-bin/translate + +http://www.measuringworth.com/ppoweruk/result.php?year_result=2005&amount=1&use%5B%5D=CPI&year_source= +http://futureboy.us/frinkdocs/ +// http://futureboy.us/frinkdocs/ +// http://futureboy.us/frink/ +// http://physics.nist.gov/cuu/Constants/index.html + // http://www.bipm.org/utils/en/pdf/Monographie1983-1.pdf + // http://www.bipm.org/utils/common/pdf/bipm-cie_agreement.pdf + // http://www.bipm.org/utils/en/pdf/SIApp2_cd_en.pdf +// See: http://physics.nist.gov/cuu/Units/units.html + // See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euler-Mascheroni_constant + // http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?e + // http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?h + // http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?re + // http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?sigmae + // Given by http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?bg +degreeCelsius := K // Per http://physics.nist.gov/Pubs/SP811/sec04.html#4.2.1.1 + // see http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?gn + // See http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?stdatm +// http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?u + // http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?r + // http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?kjos +// http://physics.nist.gov/cuu/Constants/index.html + // http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?alph + // http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?ryd + // From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidereal_day + // http://www.uwgb.edu/dutchs/UsefulData/UTMFormulas.HTM + // http://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/phys_props_earth.html + // http://ts.nist.gov/WeightsAndMeasures/pubs.cfm + // See http://bundesrecht.juris.de/eo_1988/anhang_c_119.html +// See: http://www.hemyockcastle.co.uk/nautical.htm +// http://physics.nist.gov/Pubs/SP811/appenB9.html +// http://www.bipm.org/pdf/si-brochure.pdf +// http://physics.nist.gov/cuu/Units/binary.html +jiffies := jiffy // (http://www.jargon.org) as being the +sverdrup := 10ee6 m^3/s // http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sverdrup +// Dictionary at http://www.state.nv.us/cnr/ndwp/dict-1/waterwds.htm.) +// http://www.bipm.org/enus/2_Committees/cgpm21/res12.pdf + // http://spectrum.lbl.gov/www/personnel/smoot/smoot-measure.html +// http://futureboy.us/frinkdocs/index.html#DefiningNewDateTimeFormats +// http://code.google.com/apis/ajaxlanguage/documentation/reference.html#LangNameArray + URL = "http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/services/language/translate?v=1.0&format=text&langpair=$sourceLang|$targetLang&q=$query" + URL = "http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/services/language/detect?v=1.0&q=$query" diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.31141 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.31141 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +2006-11-26.txt:00:28:23: >>> for q, a in zip(questions, answers): +2007-02-26.txt:16:01:56: >>>True +2007-02-26.txt:16:11:59: >>>1+2 +2007-02-26.txt:16:15:41: >>> 1+2 +2007-02-26.txt:16:16:16: >>>test +2007-02-26.txt:16:18:05: >>>1+2 +2007-02-26.txt:16:18:27: >>> "Pascal" < "Python" +2007-02-26.txt:16:18:39: >>>"Test" +2007-02-26.txt:16:20:35: >>>"C++" < "Everything" +2007-02-26.txt:18:48:33: >>> "C++" > "Calamari" +2007-03-18.txt:17:47:39: >i don't see any such restriction mentioned for the underlying function: http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms712879.aspx +2007-04-15.txt:20:26:42: > 0 that is +2007-07-21.txt:00:47:39: >> would call the bind method of its left argument. +2007-07-23.txt:22:40:19: > 2 +2007-07-25.txt:02:36:49: > (\(_:_) (_:_) -> True) [] undefined +2007-08-12.txt:01:01:22: > I know that for irrational a there are infinitely many integer p and q such +2007-08-12.txt:01:01:22: > that |a - p/q| < q^-2 +2007-08-12.txt:01:01:22: > and that in general you cannot do better than the exponent -2. +2007-08-19.txt:21:34:20: >_O +2007-08-27.txt:20:27:56: >>> sch (cons 3 3) +2007-08-27.txt:20:43:24: >>> sch (+ 5 5) +2007-08-27.txt:20:43:41: >>> sch (if (< 0 1) 1 2) +2007-08-27.txt:20:45:54: >>> sch (define fib (lambda (n) (if (< n 2) 1 (+ (fib (- n 1) (- n 2)))))) +2007-08-27.txt:20:46:08: >>> sch (fib 5) +2007-08-27.txt:20:46:52: >>> sch (define fib (lambda (n) (if (< n 2) 1 (+ (fib (- n 1)) (fib (- n 2))))))) +2007-08-27.txt:20:46:57: >>> sch (fib 5) +2007-08-27.txt:20:56:04: >>> sch ((k 1) 2) +2007-08-27.txt:20:57:58: >>> sch (((s (lambda (x) (lambda (y) (+ x y)))) (lambda (y) (+ y 1))) 1) +2007-08-27.txt:21:07:43: >>> sch (((s (lambda (x) (lambda (y) (+ x y)))) (lambda (y) (+ y 1))) 1) +2007-08-27.txt:21:09:25: >>> sch s +2007-08-27.txt:21:10:00: >>> sch (((s (lambda (x) (lambda (y) (+ x y)))) (lambda (y) (+ y 1))) 1) +2007-08-27.txt:21:10:59: >>> sch (define i (lambda (a) a)) +2007-08-27.txt:21:12:57: >>> sch (((s i) i) ((s i) i)) +2007-08-27.txt:21:15:44: >>> sch (quote quote) +2007-08-27.txt:21:29:08: > liftM2 (,) [1..5] [1..5] +2007-09-04.txt:18:21:52: > mapAccumR (flip divMod) 10000 [60,60] +2007-09-14.txt:00:24:14: > 4 .&. 5 +2007-09-21.txt:19:19:03: >_< +2007-10-10.txt:17:47:12: > let x ? y = x+y; infixr 5 ? in 2 ? 3 +2007-10-10.txt:21:14:29: > ' diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.31357 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.31357 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +12) GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +16) Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +19) oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +67) Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +69) i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +70) ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +113) fungot!*@* added to ignore list. AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +123) alise: why internet is like wtf +130) pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +131) alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +132) AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +133) AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +134) [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +147) CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +148) ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +149) ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +163) pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +171) Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +172) alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +173) Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +193) Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +194) elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +195) ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +197) elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +310) elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +313) Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +317) Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +318) oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +469) elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +515) tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +529) fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +531) elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +532) Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +581) elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +604) elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +605) now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = elliott_: let's not start that again." +609) elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +611) elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +623) CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +654) fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +656) sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +673) Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.31406 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.31406 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +2011-09-20.txt:17:25:13: 345) wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +2011-09-20.txt:17:25:32: `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.31459 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.31459 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +2011-07-13.txt:06:25:29: quintopia: "Iuckqlwviv Kjugobe" +2011-07-13.txt:06:26:54: i'd change Kjugobe to Djugobe, since Kj is tricky +2011-07-13.txt:11:53:01: i'd change Kjugobe to Djugobe, since Kj is tricky +2011-08-26.txt:01:38:06: Can you properly pronounce the name "Iuckqlwviv Kjugobe"? +2011-08-26.txt:01:41:56: [i@k:'lwvIv 'kjugobe] +2011-08-26.txt:01:48:36: Actually, "Iuckqlwviv Kjugobe" and "Also" are names of some characters in the D&D game. The letters of the first name were generated at random. +2011-08-26.txt:04:49:06: s/Now, Kjugobe suggested to put/Now, Kjugobe suggested putting/ +2011-09-26.txt:00:02:54: Kjugobe used a psychic power to make the chimney pots move around on the roof, attempting to hit him off. One misses. The man on the roof tries to break it with his sword and succeeds. The second pot misses. He hits it with his sword. The third pot also misses, this time falling to the ground and breaking it. +2011-11-25.txt:00:59:29: Also waves his hand near Kjugobe and says, ``There is nothing here! Are you drunk? Stand up!'' and tries to make him stand up, however he fell down again. +2011-11-26.txt:07:15:20: At the end of the chapter I entered this text: (Can Kjugobe get out of prison (eventually)? What does Also do? Is Also a good name or is it confusing everyone? You don't know? Then you must learn. Read this book next time to learn what happens next$\ldots$) +2011-12-07.txt:00:01:31: +ote{Why does Kjugobe's note have a reference to a footnote in this book?} +2011-12-07.txt:00:07:38: My D&D character (Iuckqlwviv Kjugobe) wrote a note while in prison. In the recording, I added a footnote reference in the note text, and it is a reference to a footnote in the recording book (not in the Kjugobe's note itself!). The footnote says "Why does Kjugobe's note have a reference to a footnote in this book?" +2011-12-31.txt:05:41:52: Let's playing D&D game of player characters named "Also" and "Kjugobe"? +2012-02-12.txt:04:03:16: -!- zzo38 changed the topic of #esoteric to: putStr "House of -e^(pi*i) IOCCC Winners! | Iuckqlwviv Kjugobe was here. | This topic message is in Chinese when you are not paying attention, and German when you are; it seems English because you are tricked! | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/" +2012-02-12.txt:04:11:08: -!- ion changed the topic of #esoteric to: putStr "House of −e^(π·i) IOCCC Winners! | Iuckqlwviv Kjugobe was here. | This topic message is in Chinese when you are not paying attention, and German when you are; it seems English because you are tricked! | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/" +2012-02-12.txt:06:23:11: Do you know Iuckqlwviv Kjugobe? +2012-02-12.txt:20:57:43: Kjugobe left so soon? +2012-02-12.txt:22:14:07: The topic message mentioned Iuckqlwviv Kjugobe yesterday but they must have left already +2012-02-13.txt:00:30:27: `pastelogs Kjugobe diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.31615 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.31615 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +2010-10-17.txt:17:59:47: elliott, but since the real world isn't continuous in time... Lets just say it explains why I don't have a lot of scrollback, it would need a huge braille terminal! +2012-01-07.txt:13:49:28: Phantom_Hoover: Excuse me you need to invent tricontinuous so that it's continuous in time too still? +2012-01-07.txt:13:51:24: `pastelog continuous in time diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.31636 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.31636 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,49 @@ +total 196 +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 126 Sep 14 23:53 ? +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 100 Sep 14 23:53 addquote +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 33 Sep 14 23:53 allquotes +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 268 Sep 14 23:53 calc +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 301 Sep 14 23:53 creatures +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 294 Sep 14 23:53 define +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 211 Sep 14 23:53 delquote +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 313 Sep 14 23:53 etymology +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 69 Sep 14 23:53 forget +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 277 Sep 14 23:53 google +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 581 Sep 14 23:53 imdb +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 137 Sep 14 23:53 json +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 42 Sep 14 23:53 k +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 26 Sep 14 23:53 karma +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 143 Sep 14 23:53 learn +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 185 Sep 14 23:53 log +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 101 Sep 14 23:53 logurl +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 22 Sep 14 23:53 marco +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 268 Sep 14 23:53 minifind +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 251 Sep 14 23:53 paste +lrwxrwxrwx 1 5000 0 22 Sep 14 23:53 pastelog -> /hackenv/bin/pastelogs +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 600 Sep 14 23:53 pastelogs +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 87 Sep 14 23:53 pastenquotes +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 67 Sep 14 23:53 pastequotes +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 31 Sep 14 23:53 pastewisdom +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 22 Sep 14 23:53 ping +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 79 Sep 14 23:53 prefixes +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 26 Sep 14 23:53 quine +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 163 Sep 14 23:53 quote +lrwxrwxrwx 1 5000 0 5 Sep 14 23:53 quotes -> quote +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 427 Sep 14 23:53 roll +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 142 Sep 14 23:53 runfor +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 174 Sep 14 23:53 rungcc +lrwxrwxrwx 1 5000 0 9 Sep 14 23:53 say -> /bin/echo +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 25 Sep 14 23:53 sayhi +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 15248 Sep 14 23:53 strfile +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 40 Sep 14 23:53 swedish +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 148 Sep 14 23:53 toutf8 +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 46 Sep 14 23:53 translate +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 499 Sep 14 23:53 translatefromto +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 43 Sep 14 23:53 translateto +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 46 Sep 14 23:53 twat +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 23 Sep 14 23:53 u +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 7408 Sep 14 23:53 unstr +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 163 Sep 14 23:53 url +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 1559 Sep 14 23:53 wl +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 760 Sep 14 23:53 wolfram +-rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 36 Sep 14 23:53 wtf diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.32223 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.32223 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +2011-10-29.txt:17:22:59: fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +2011-10-29.txt:17:23:15: `addquote fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +2011-10-29.txt:17:23:18: 700) fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +2011-10-29.txt:17:23:55: `quote long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations +2011-10-29.txt:17:23:58: 700) fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +2011-10-29.txt:17:24:14: `pastelogs long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.32268 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.32268 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,186 @@ +. +|-- bin +| |-- ? +| |-- @ +| |-- addquote +| |-- allquotes +| |-- calc -> frink +| |-- define +| |-- delquote +| |-- etymology +| |-- forget +| |-- fortune -> /usr/games/fortune +| |-- frink +| |-- google +| |-- json +| |-- k +| |-- karma +| |-- karma+ +| |-- karma- +| |-- learn +| |-- log +| |-- logurl +| |-- macro +| |-- marco +| |-- paste +| |-- pastekarma +| |-- pastelog -> /hackenv/bin/pastelogs +| |-- pastelogs +| |-- pastenquotes +| |-- pastequotes +| |-- pastewisdom +| |-- ping +| |-- prefixes +| |-- qc +| |-- quote +| |-- quotes -> quote +| |-- roll +| |-- toutf8 +| |-- translate +| |-- translatefromto +| |-- translateto +| |-- units +| |-- url +| |-- welcome +| |-- wl +| |-- word +| `-- wtf +|-- canary +|-- karma +| |-- itidus20 +| |-- monqy +| |-- sgeo +| `-- vorpal +|-- lib +| |-- adjustkarma +| |-- frink +| `-- frink.jar +|-- paste +| |-- paste.10249 +| |-- paste.10348 +| |-- paste.10590 +| |-- paste.10997 +| |-- paste.11100 +| |-- paste.11685 +| |-- paste.12212 +| |-- paste.12709 +| |-- paste.1349 +| |-- paste.14273 +| |-- paste.14303 +| |-- paste.15122 +| |-- paste.17 +| |-- paste.17403 +| |-- paste.17723 +| |-- paste.18412 +| |-- paste.19018 +| |-- paste.19057 +| |-- paste.19220 +| |-- paste.19289 +| |-- paste.19816 +| |-- paste.19927 +| |-- paste.20061 +| |-- paste.20134 +| |-- paste.20754 +| |-- paste.21742 +| |-- paste.21755 +| |-- paste.21784 +| |-- paste.21829 +| |-- paste.22312 +| |-- paste.22337 +| |-- paste.22620 +| |-- paste.2264 +| |-- paste.22839 +| |-- paste.22953 +| |-- paste.23600 +| |-- paste.23648 +| |-- paste.24524 +| |-- paste.25005 +| |-- paste.25157 +| |-- paste.25178 +| |-- paste.26175 +| |-- paste.26214 +| |-- paste.26726 +| |-- paste.27268 +| |-- paste.27718 +| |-- paste.27770 +| |-- paste.27876 +| |-- paste.28118 +| |-- paste.28305 +| |-- paste.28875 +| |-- paste.29287 +| |-- paste.29306 +| |-- paste.30008 +| |-- paste.30032 +| |-- paste.30111 +| |-- paste.30684 +| |-- paste.30696 +| |-- paste.30798 +| |-- paste.31036 +| |-- paste.31357 +| |-- paste.31406 +| |-- paste.31636 +| |-- paste.32133 +| |-- paste.32223 +| |-- paste.3244 +| |-- paste.32522 +| |-- paste.3409 +| |-- paste.3471 +| |-- paste.3547 +| |-- paste.3585 +| |-- paste.4459 +| |-- paste.5111 +| |-- paste.5544 +| |-- paste.5640 +| |-- paste.5766 +| |-- paste.5864 +| |-- paste.6164 +| |-- paste.7337 +| |-- paste.7949 +| |-- paste.8129 +| |-- paste.8173 +| |-- paste.840 +| |-- paste.8534 +| |-- paste.8724 +| `-- paste.9945 +|-- quotes +|-- share +| `-- units.dat +`-- wisdom + |-- ? + |-- ais523 + |-- augur + |-- banach-tarski + |-- c + |-- cakeprophet + |-- elliott + |-- everyone + |-- finland + |-- finns + |-- fizzie + |-- flower + |-- friendship + |-- fungot + |-- gregor + |-- hackego + |-- haskell + |-- ievan + |-- intercal + |-- itidus20 + |-- monad -> monads + |-- monads + |-- monqy + |-- nooga + |-- oerjan + |-- oklopol + |-- php + |-- qdb + |-- qdbformat + |-- sgeo + |-- shachaf + |-- u + |-- vorpal + |-- welcome + |-- wiki + `-- you + +6 directories, 177 files diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.32433 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.32433 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +2008-09-13.txt:21:08:08: "hygienic" macros which take automatic care of naming conflicts +2010-10-10.txt:02:04:10: automatic car chase up a mountain +2011-05-14.txt:00:42:11: The safety concerns of an automatic car need to be compared against human drivers. +2011-12-15.txt:21:43:34: Vorpal: Yeah, but they're not a significant factor in adoption of automatic cars. +2011-12-15.txt:21:47:55: What I'm saying is: given driving habits here, it's basically inevitable that people will have automatic cars and use them pretty much of the time, just so that they can do something during their half-hour commutes. +2011-12-15.txt:21:49:44: `log automatic car +2011-12-15.txt:21:50:13: 2008-09-13.txt:21:08:08: "hygienic" macros which take automatic care of naming conflicts +2011-12-15.txt:21:50:26: `pastelogs automatic car diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.3244 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.3244 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +2011-09-21.txt:02:12:19: `pastelogs maserati diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.32522 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.32522 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,707 @@ +1) I used computational linguistics to kill her. +2) EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" +3) Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... More practice is in order. +4) that's where I got it rocket launch facility gift shop +5) GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. +6) His body should be given to science. He's alive :P Even so. +7) what, you mean that wasn't your real name? Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +8) TODO: sex life +9) Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? not yet trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence +10) So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? +11) 11 holes for me :D +12) GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. +13) "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom +14) First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, you know the rest. +15) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. +16) Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. +17) ehird has gone insane, clearly. +18) Meh ._. +19) oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +20) there is plenty of room to have two heads +21) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: there is plenty of room to get head twice at once +22) In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +24) so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +25) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +26) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +28) ehird: There is no h in "honour" +29) after all, what are DVD players for? +30) pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. ehird: consider low-gravity porn fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. +31) I am not on the moon. +32) Or the brutal rape of the English language! That wasn't rape. English is always willing. +33) i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. +34) is there a problem with it being carbonized :D yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" +35) anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true should put that on my todo list +36) I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary +37) kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? +38) i'm my dad's unborn sister +39) `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny How hard is that +40) [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective +41) actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions +42) Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? +43) With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. +44) I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly +45) It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? +46) Reality isn't a part of physics +47) oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. +48) Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. +49) If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... I'd call it jabbear. +50) GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? +51) no Deewiant No?! I've been living a lie yep. Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> +52) ??? Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? Or are there monster dildos and cocks? Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? +53) Maternal instincts? Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? +54) I think hamsters cannot be inert. +55) I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. +56) yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. +57) Porn. There, see? +58) So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. +59) both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? +60) What else is there to vim besides editing commands? +61) hmm, this is hard +62) actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge +63) if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has +64) oohhh ha heh and what are your other characteristics? oh, many, madbrain but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +65) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### Meh * FireFly dies +66) Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". +67) im the worst person in the world +68) i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) +69) ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" +70) Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? +71) SF.net porn :/ Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? +72) I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> +73) i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program +74) I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it +75) Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit +76) Invalid! Kill! Kill! I get that feeling too. +77) It's not incest if you're third cousins! +78) What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +79) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? +80) Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter +81) I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. +82) hmm... does anyone know a nonsense game designed for the mentally handicapped involving yelling +83) Where's the link to the log? THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. +84) My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +85) [Warrigal] `addquote hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +86) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. +87) Ah, vulva. What is that, anyway? +88) Discrimination fields ACTIVATE. +89) I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love +90) bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay +91) Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. +92) So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. +93) For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. +94) A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. +95) and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain it's all falling into place +96) Clearly we should be like Mumbai and get of vehicle dors. Get of vehicle dors? I think Aftran had a French phrase there. Les vehicles d'or +97) so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? +98) let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future +99) oklopol geez what are you doing here ...i don't know :< i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... +100) think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat +101) Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. +102) I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. +103) it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone +104) I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... +105) (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) +106) Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? +107) theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along +108) I want a patent on common sense It wouldn't get me much though >_> +109) I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O +110) fungot!*@* added to ignore list. AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +111) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. +112) sekuoir: that's just gay sex I am learning though! +113) Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +114) okay I see it now, quines do exist +115) Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. +116) if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect ^ I learned that trick from atheists +117) use "grep --crazy" +118) * augur rubs alise's bum [...] what? she said square ped :| +119) insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +120) alise: why internet is like wtf +121) I am an inherently pornographic being. +122) Hooray! I'm an idiot. +123) you move on the tape and shit +124) like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English alise: that's great filler ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... +125) And... WTF is it doing. :( Is it sexing? +126) ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots ill do it later +127) pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] +128) alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia +129) AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions +130) AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. +131) [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine +132) alise, marble marbelus +133) cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. +134) we'd care about a turing-complete pencil +135) alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +136) what's the data of? [...] Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation I have no problems with you being interested in online games but the necrophilia is disturbing +137) Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough +138) Because you're a Mac user. I am! and proud of it to My mouse has *no* buttons. +139) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +140) but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well +141) oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? it's not clear from the RFCs +142) reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it +143) how does a "DNA computer" work. von neumann machines? CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +144) CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. +145) ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. +146) ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. +147) Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple +148) cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff +149) alise: I suck at coding related. +150) incest is best +151) Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? +152) Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +153) (in #irp) Flonk, ask on #esoteric? Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P +154) So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. Involving open wounds. I'm going to take a shower +155) GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! +156) OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +157) INTERNET YAY Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. +158) cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +159) i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok +160) pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +161) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +162) Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). +163) I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. +164) pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. +165) it was too difficult +166) You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. +167) you should be eating corpses more +168) Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) +169) alise: so parrot was based around gcc? +170) Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. +171) Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +172) colon is where your ass comes from right +173) < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon +174) "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." alise: I I was going to say something then your last line floored me +175) Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? alise: TLAAW +176) It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." +177) alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. +178) Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN +179) it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +180) the pregnant ones are usually taken already. +181) (I've just been playing with myself.) +182) It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! WRONG 8 WEEKS +183) Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +184) dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0 ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? Vorpal, you don't want to know. Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer Vorpal: "horrible" +186) i like to imagine their mangled limbs. +187) I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol +188) i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus +189) comex: what? *vorpal comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why +190) Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! +191) elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. +192) ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic +193) catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream +194) elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. +195) syntax is the least important part of a programming language other than Python +196) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +197) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. +198) there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. +199) I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. +200) fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! everything looks like an error anyway +201) HOT SEXY SEX BITS +202) How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? +203) elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. Two! +204) DAMN YOU, I'm leaving olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! +205) Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. +206) well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy and i own a piano and i'm not wearing socks +207) fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot +208) [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +209) it seems that CUIL is dead +210) Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +211) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ +212) Vorpal loves the sodomy. elliott, sure why not +213) [...] ALWAYS OPEN TO TRYING NEW THINGS. +214) So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] It's a trivial C program :P +215) "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. +216) That is the mark of Gregor right there. tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that It's still the mark of Gregor. +217) For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +218) OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +219) (had real world issues) (to deal with) Vorpal's pregnant. yes +220) elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? what Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +221) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot pikhq: I'm underage! +222) zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. It's broken? +223) Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* +224) quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror typing is kind of difficult +225) My quotes are boring +226) oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +227) your premise to falsify "false" is false +228) I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +229) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious +230) The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. +231) I can play crysis, but not minecraft? +232) Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. +233) elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +234) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave +235) Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) +236) I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. +237) ... come to think of it, +238) Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" +239) And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) +240) clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness or ability to run at all ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no +241) LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. +242) 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. HAHA [...] this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something +243) as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. +244) vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too +245) GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment +246) Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +247) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. +248) i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice umm, sufficiently small +249) yay CDE +250) oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +251) hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money +252) ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid +253) are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +254) [on Walter Bright] I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" +255) Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor +256) mtve, now he's an expert idler. mtve: kitty kitty kitty +257) ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing I think that would be illegal. oh you are right damn :/ +258) I need a new desktop background j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) uhrghoaudp +259) * quintopia sits on gregor +260) [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +261) Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? +262) elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. +263) who's walter bright and why is he so bright locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc locks: guilty +264) We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. +265) This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +266) ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. +267) gah, why does lose keep winning? +268) (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +269) who is guido van rossum you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties +270) actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left +271) Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! and a monad! nothing can stop me now! +272) !bfjoust test (-)*10000 Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 yay +273) !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 probably will suck Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 what +274) `addquote I'm a bit 'tarded. (NOTHING PERSONAL!) +275) HELLWORLD! It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. There is more agony. +276) My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required +277) so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? +278) oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think oerjan: What - the - fuck +279) [on egojoust] The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. +280) OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension +281) !bfjoust sm3 < Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 +282) $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. +283) !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero +284) I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P +285) file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. +286) If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. +287) lol @ closed character set standard "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +288) [on DNA Maze] it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of +289) back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. +290) Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +291) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) +292) Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. +293) gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult +294) 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! +295) zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. +296) just because i'm homosexual doesn't mean i have sex with men. ...i'm also a paedophile [...] see if i'm a gay paedophile i don't have sex with men i have sex with BOYS +297) actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +298) * elliott injects coke into his testicles +299) Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. +300) okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" +301) Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. +302) However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them +303) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity +304) shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich +305) elliott: there go my minutes of research!! +306) My penis is definitely way smaller than that. +307) There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. +308) Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +309) elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +310) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. +311) addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. +312) Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +313) oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +314) quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* i mean with you +315) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. +316) Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? +317) I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! +318) wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive +319) it is from 2002 though, I was younger then +320) ais523: quick, say something funny something funny hagrea:D can'tä sopt laughitn +321) elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet +322) elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. +323) ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +324) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something +325) Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. +326) BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN +327) Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +328) [After a long monologue] i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar +329) That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. +330) elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. +331) i'm really sleep +332) elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. +333) elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity +334) I use LiGNUXFCE+apps That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. +335) I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. +336) and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) +337) elliott, it was an artful robbery! wait, murder +338) I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. +339) haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" +340) Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. +341) that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 +342) A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. See? I'm intellectual. +343) I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me +344) DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +345) Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +346) anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims +347) i actually do like sucking +348) [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. +349) i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history +350) o.O There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. It's called "not being a mammal" :P +351) the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category +352) esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea +353) destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho +354) ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON +355) I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons +356) http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg worlds biggest thumb +357) oerjan: why so potable ...... DRINK ME +358) what telnets are there [...] where are a list of telnets? +359) (im not a lawyer) (im just making stuff up +360) Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? +361) boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer +362) here's a good multiplication algorithm 1010101 x 110 well I don't know how to do it but it starts like that +363) 3 = 7/2 +364) [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed +365) when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. +366) right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock +367) i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent +368) Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things +369) Write-only IRC: best idea Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter +370) AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method +371) Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +372) [on Sgeo's karaoke] Sgeo: awesome sounds like a japan anime sound track +373) [on Sgeo's karaoke] That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +374) Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +375) Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. +376) oerjan you're swedish, right? +377) my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup +378) Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" +379) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one +380) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one thankfully only two +381) yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ +382) I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse I invented Metaplace sex >.> +383) sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here I think so +384) I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything Yes. And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. +385) Vorpal: it's actually called Happy Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. +386) i hope that isn't child pornography whew equally cute tho, have to admit +387) Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page +388) scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last +389) I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. +390) Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. +391) two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django +392) `addquote two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ +393) [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. +394) Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +395) Oracle's awesome +396) How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! I have the weirdest boner right now. +397) CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old +398) oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +399) And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." +400) [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. +401) You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. +402) The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +403) hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER +404) Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself +405) Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +406) yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring +407) Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. +408) but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob +409) are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +410) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] I need to learn more Haskell... ..I need to get op privs. +411) I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long +412) Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser monqy, how hard could it be? +413) I hope type inference isn't difficult +414) You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" +415) anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours and masturbate as well +416) The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +417) so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +418) [on spiking] drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. +419) what would you ever need petrol for newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +420) [on petrol] oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +421) " elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? +422) if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy +423) It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. +424) HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER Oh noooooooooooooooooose! Gregor: lol nose geddit +425) you should know better than making þs out of wedlock +426) I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +427) I used to be more irritated by alcohol Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +428) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +429) You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D +430) elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" eventually all US bills will just be solid green +431) meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary so far, it has found four digits I hope it will find the fifth some time this week +432) The wickedest man of all. Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. you talking about me again? Yes. k +433) "system is fairly sane imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum would you object to that being trademarked I mean phrase trade" oops +434) Something about faiing a asanity check sanity faliling failing +435) Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. +436) as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over +437) i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +438) oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page thanks elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +439) decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' +440) Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are Damn right! +441) " Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P +442) im going to resurrect rutian with vitamin pills and book sales +443) adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +444) as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw quintopia: I am at Canada. +445) elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ +446) I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +447) The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. +448) Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +449) oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +450) Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +451) [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. +452) pikhq, living in the future sucks. The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +453) oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills +454) such a famous bisexual Yeah, like Marlon Brando. And Caligula. And... Keeley Hawes? I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +455) elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. +456) it was a wonderful dream i died in it that's how it started +457) the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +458) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets #toilet is useless is #toilet even a thing I'm looking for help with toilets +459) Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that Or, at least, my toilet looks different +460) mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best +461) drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really +462) #%%:]__t�# do you see that that is great progress taking place +463) well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O yeah, i have a smiley for everything. +464) elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. +465) elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! +466) Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. +467) Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +468) No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +469) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires The bacon is worth it +470) ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +471) you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them that doesn't work. we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way +472) The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. +473) Cut to February War were declared A galaxy in turmoil Anyway, Febuary '10 +474) I can't afford one of those! A grandchild, not a laser printer +475) doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. +476) MY CONTINUITY MY FANFICTION RUINED +477) to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception +478) god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself +479) (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) +480) I have a WRT120N Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. +481) There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] You've just gave me a different result [...] It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. +482) Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon +483) That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise +484) interestingly enough, go is a second player win chess is also first player win tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. +485) Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. +486) I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor +487) The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist +488) Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? fizzie: The host might be big-endian! +489) God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +490) Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. +491) So... God has jizzed on everything? have you even READ the bible? +492) Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P +493) This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism +494) rest in peace lambdabot???? monqy: it'll probably be back later nap in peace +495) ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? +496) 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! +497) Non sequitur is my forte On-topic discussion is my piano Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte Full fat milk is my pianissimo On which note, I'm hungry +498) in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? +499) If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. +500) monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly +501) itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. +502) It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. +503) Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... +504) Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. Nash failed to create a "video game theory" +505) australia kicks ass we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything +506) My memory passed rest in peace sgeos memory +507) cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +508) tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +509) [2008] i'm testing Haiku and it appears that it is a major shit 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +510) Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +511) aibohphobia The fear of palindromes +512) Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +513) elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game +514) it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering +515) Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! +516) beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +517) I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. +518) So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? +519) i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +520) Well, I'm now experimenting with clients It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. +521) I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency +522) fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. +523) Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. +524) elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. +525) Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +526) "Okay, got i-" "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. SCROLL FOR ME, CHILD." +527) Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. SHIT JUST GOT REAL +528) OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. It's been fun knowing him. +529) Taneb's been hit by melancholy. He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +530) Oh god. I've become a metallurgy hipster. +531) You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +532) Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana Judaism has them beat, of course I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books +533) it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy +534) I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. +535) what i mean by afk is i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead +536) anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane +537) oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +538) sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +539) Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +540) the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis +541) What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +542) it's the pain of the gaps argument no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain it's never close enough +543) Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. +544) What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" +545) well, you have bested me itidus20: Yes. +546) now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him +547) What is miff-muffered moof? that's a tough question +548) software patents strike again that's got to be at least three times, now are they out yet? +549) like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with but that would be NP hard I think +550) combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha +551) IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? +552) I MIGHT BECOME GHOST +553) I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +554) On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +555) A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +556) (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) +557) that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up +558) I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. +559) Maybe if you try diplomacy. Pointy steel diplomacy +560) i started running and smoking i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out +561) I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +562) elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. +563) this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language +564) I think it's fizzie against everyone atm AND EVERYONE IS WINNING EXCEPT FIZZIE +565) lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads +566) That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. +567) mmm these music samples are still so tasteful +568) im sampling ultra hip holiday hes the boogie woogie santa clause switching to oktoberfest yes i would love to shop to this +569) im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours +570) i am out of all the fame loops and the australien soap opera loops so much loop / s omcuh +571) The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +572) elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. +573) ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it +574) elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] +575) They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. +576) game where you flip a coin but it's really really big +577) Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk +578) we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic +579) I keep asking random people for "friendship " and it's crippling +580) I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] +581) Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know +582) Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby I will boil your veins. Which is less bad? Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. +583) I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". +584) FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +585) Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +586) Intake flooded with magma. Reactor connected. Pumps active. YES IT'S WORKING +587) "Do a sea monster while whatever." +588) But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is +589) The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +590) I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +591) Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +592) monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] @messages quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell +593) theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +594) elliott, it is typical of you Vorpal: so are most things I say +595) well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +596) elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! +597) now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = elliott_: let's not start that again." +598) You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +599) OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +600) help me i am so alone :( new computer good enough to simulate real parents +601) elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. +602) indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages +603) elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. +604) Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? +605) this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner +606) THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +607) It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +608) oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense +609) dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! I need.....an adult ;_; +610) We have no leather. Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +611) according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? +612) Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +613) When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +614) one time I tried cpp programming ​ it was hellish ​ maybe I should try again +615) CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. +616) king is something women are better at than men +617) Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. +618) Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +619) [from 2009] That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". +620) in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep +621) what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it +622) I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee +623) Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables +624) elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. +625) You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? Monads are like that, only worse. +626) Mayor says we need to make aluminum items Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +627) Dear god stop staring at me. no never monqy is always staring at everyone. it takes many eyes to do this but I manage He is an inspiration to us all. +628) Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. +629) One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. +630) Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. +631) Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. +632) Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... elliott: fuck you. There. Perfect. Carry on. +633) lol :( +634) But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." +635) jesus, yes.. he was human and that is fantastic more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does +636) I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +637) yes 5 is very infixr +638) if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all +639) it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure +640) The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. +641) OMG What if we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +642) It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. Also lesbian. +643) i agree with elliott +644) did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +645) isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? +646) fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. +647) It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? +648) sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. +649) elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two +650) Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +651) my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard +652) I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. +653) The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi +654) I think stealing is more appropriate +655) i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +656) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love +657) but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any +658) so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming +659) Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) +660) [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. +661) An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +662) [in the context of Open University] "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" +663) l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt +664) never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg +665) Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov +666) When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. +667) Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? You stole it from us first! +668) bad people have feelings too but they're bad so it's okay +669) It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. +670) Real Tar is GNU tar. You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. +671) But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +672) that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this +673) fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +674) (Of Minecraft:) So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. +675) oh god oh god what if I become attracted to birds +676) "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +677) 678) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love 187) Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat +678) ais523: those suck hmm, those are all pretty good +679) It's missing the "bear scat showing a diet of prime numbers" picture. +680) You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. It wasn't in deep space. It was orbiting Bajor. +681) If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. Also probably works in real life? +682) I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +683) http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +684) clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals +685) That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. +686) I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. +687) it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them and you get a new interesting esolang diagonal principle… +688) i did applied fisheries research when i was little got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them +689) that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence +690) COCKS [...] truly cocks +691) Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. +692) where is this going. why is this going. +693) anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper +694) fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. +695) I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +696) I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? +697) Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? +698) I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish I don't fit in your quaint little categories +699) Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one +700) Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +701) Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge +702) ...Overlapping? +703) Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP +704) elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +705) oh my god that is one ugly solution beautiful +706) Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? +707) (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.3409 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.3409 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,75 @@ +2006-12-21.txt:00:03:10: A METRIC FUCKTON OF LEETNESS +2007-10-02.txt:22:43:25: Or is it a metric fuckton? +2007-10-02.txt:22:45:28: * SimonRC prefers the imperial fuckton +2007-10-02.txt:22:46:21: a metric fuckton is larger than an imperial fuckton +2007-10-02.txt:22:47:37: so now you can convert a pound to either newtons or fucktons, depending? +2007-10-02.txt:22:51:54: everything you need to know about the metric fuckton: http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1398601 +2007-10-02.txt:22:57:39: a metric fuckton is 2200 fucks +2007-10-02.txt:22:57:47: an imperial fuckton is 2000 fucks +2007-12-16.txt:00:53:27: I know it's been done, and I knew the first metric fucktons of emacs weren't :) Heck, i've even toyed around with my own (but it's not usable as of yet) +2008-09-05.txt:18:01:53: the web is shit, people put shit that contradicts other shit in their shit, and as a browser maker you have to bend over, take it, and add a metric fuckton of hacks to make them work +2008-09-15.txt:12:20:18: and a metric fuckton of other stuff +2009-01-28.txt:15:58:02: Also, that takes up a fuckton of memory. +2009-04-05.txt:21:45:35: which is a fucktonion +2009-05-19.txt:22:51:02: iirc, if you do a fuckton of sequential reads/writes it can be faster, but not by much +2009-05-31.txt:20:09:26: bsmntbombdood: kernel reserves a fuckton of memory for usage later +2009-06-18.txt:21:09:14: They've had a fuckton of settlements. +2009-06-18.txt:21:10:58: pikhq: metric fuckton? +2009-06-18.txt:21:12:27: SI fuckton. +2009-06-18.txt:21:14:46: so "metric fuckton" → "SI fuckton" is sily. +2009-06-22.txt:20:56:28: Which is a fuckton of volume. +2009-07-11.txt:00:11:44: They just had a fuckton of aliases. +2009-07-13.txt:21:55:52: AnMaster: http://futureboy.us/frinkdocs/; a clever calculator/programming languages that knows a metric fuckton of units. +2009-07-13.txt:21:56:00: (But not the metric fuckton, unfortunately.) +2009-07-13.txt:21:56:12: only the imperial fuckton? +2009-08-10.txt:19:08:15: exactly, a fuckton of .img.bin files +2009-08-20.txt:19:01:29: AnMaster: it uses a royal fuckton +2009-08-20.txt:19:01:37: (that's bigger than both a metric fuckton and an imperial fucktonne) +2009-08-21.txt:20:19:33: yes, and xserver-xorg installs a fuckton +2009-08-28.txt:13:38:29: a fuckton of Fisherman's Friend lozenges +2009-08-30.txt:11:42:02: ehird, and the answer is: a metric fuckton more +2009-10-01.txt:21:35:31: The Windows 95 CD came with more features and a metric fuckton of videos on the disc... +2009-10-12.txt:18:01:35: And, soon, with five metric fucktons more desk space! +2009-11-01.txt:11:13:54: Anyway, maintaining a compatible libc would be a metric fuckton of work. +2010-01-02.txt:15:44:58: You said you study computational linguistics funny because I'm pretty sure any ai will involve a fuckton of it +2010-01-07.txt:21:19:54: Perl 6 sure does have a metric fuckton of operators. +2010-03-06.txt:03:59:51: So why should I bother taking 384 hours explaining the faults of PLT Scheme to you relative to the language at hand when you don't know anything about it except it uses a fuckton of parentheses? +2010-03-13.txt:18:17:37: It leaked a metric fuckton of memory. And the author had no idea why. +2010-03-13.txt:18:23:53: `calc 1 metric fuckton in US fucktons +2010-03-13.txt:18:25:41: pikhq: Y'know, I'm starting to think that metric fucktons aren't even a real unit! +2010-05-23.txt:17:51:28: And the tag parser itself is going to have to handle finding 3 metric fucktons of text and then realising it's unbalanced and so shooting it off as text +2010-05-23.txt:17:52:27: 3 metric fucktons +2010-05-23.txt:17:52:57: Yes; it's slightly less than 3 regular fucktons. +2010-07-18.txt:00:05:24: That used a metric fuckton of crazy shit. +2010-08-09.txt:00:00:49: Wait ... didn't that show The Wire have a fuckton of profanity? +2010-08-09.txt:00:00:59: They had a fuckton of bleeps. +2010-08-13.txt:00:15:28: dbc: Metric FUCKton, I'll have you know. +2010-08-13.txt:00:17:31: "he was crushed under a metric fuckton of lovers" +2010-09-02.txt:19:25:14: fizzie: Actually, isn't there some big ARM computer that consists of a fuckton of them? +2010-10-17.txt:17:57:02: pikhq: I think we are up for a FUCKTON of flashbacks. +2010-10-18.txt:19:59:20: Vorpal: It's, like, a daemon-based fancy-fancy abstraction layer to a metric fuckton of package managers. +2010-10-20.txt:15:02:41: But given that they're an ISP, I'm going with "still a fuckton." +2010-11-06.txt:01:51:16: ...this thing would cost a fuckton. I want it. +2011-01-29.txt:02:26:32: (But wine has a fuckton of dependencies, so gathering them all = nightmare) +2011-02-04.txt:00:35:29: Sure, it produces a *fuckton* of food, but it produces shitty food in a manner that we *can't* keep doing. +2011-02-13.txt:18:08:09: elliott: It certainly made my life fucktons easier. +2011-02-21.txt:03:59:01: and have that expand a fuckton +2011-02-24.txt:00:31:15: elliott_: I dunno about Finnish, but Japanese agglutinates a fuckton. +2011-02-25.txt:20:39:53: There's a metric fuckton of homework due. +2011-02-26.txt:22:48:23: So, yeah, we spend a *fuckton* of time on primary and secondary education for, well, shitty results. +2011-08-22.txt:00:01:53: *Java* seems to love using metric fucktons of heap, though. +2011-09-03.txt:03:39:32: CakeProphet: Hey, I'm going to reban you again, because the nvidia code you linked me to uses fucktons of helpers that I can't find the definitions of +2011-09-07.txt:00:02:15: It's in C++, so low-level, it's a fuckton of painful serialisation. +2011-09-12.txt:03:52:40: As per how many files, roughly a metric fuckton. +2011-09-17.txt:13:57:42: `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:13:57:45: 2010-03-13.txt:18:25:41: pikhq: Y'know, I'm starting to think that metric fucktons aren't even a real unit! +2011-09-17.txt:13:58:50: `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:13:58:53: 2010-10-17.txt:17:57:02: pikhq: I think we are up for a FUCKTON of flashbacks. +2011-09-17.txt:13:59:46: why are people always addressing pikhq with the word fuckton i wonder +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:20: `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:24: 2011-09-17.txt:13:58:50: `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:28: `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:31: 2011-09-12.txt:03:52:40: As per how many files, roughly a metric fuckton. +2011-09-17.txt:14:01:33: `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:14:01:37: 2009-06-18.txt:21:10:58: pikhq: metric fuckton? +2011-09-17.txt:15:59:22: `pastelogs fuckton diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.3471 diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.3499 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.3499 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,300 @@ +2003-02-12.txt:03:06:37: @) +2003-03-06.txt:03:02:27: -!- SamB has quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: _SamB_!~naesten@64.3.60.189))). +2003-03-10.txt:13:25:03: #ident "@(#)true.sh 1.6 93/01/11 SMI" /* SVr4.0 1.4 */ +2003-03-14.txt:04:21:05: it should be near the top.. jeffry@ +2003-04-01.txt:09:42:20: -!- deltab has quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: deltab_!~deltab@espians.com))). +2003-04-03.txt:06:26:32: -!- lament has quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: lament_!~lament@h24-78-145-92.vc.shawcable.net))). +2003-04-12.txt:13:29:52: Assumes EOF->0 or EOF->no change. Daniel B. Cristofani (cristofd@hevanet.com)] +2003-05-21.txt:06:27:12: Daniel B. Cristofani (cristofd@hevanet.com)] +2003-07-25.txt:01:22:04: -!- andreou changed the modes of #esoteric: +b *!*@bespin.org +2003-07-25.txt:03:20:45: [03:21:18] * andreou sets mode: +b *!*@bespin.org +2003-07-25.txt:03:21:16: -!- andreou changed the modes of #esoteric: +b *!*@bespin.org +2003-07-25.txt:03:25:04: -!- andreou changed the modes of #esoteric: +b clog!*@* +2003-07-26.txt:03:28:36: HATE HATE SYSAD@$%!$%!#$!@#$@#NO CARRIER +2003-07-29.txt:23:42:28: 14:39 <@Taaus> Ok. I'll look forward to your implementation :) +2003-07-29.txt:23:44:52: <@Taaus> Now read this conversation in reverse. +2003-07-30.txt:22:13:27: Taaus: ooh. Sick!@ +2003-07-31.txt:18:52:29: @.-::=@_. +2003-07-31.txt:18:52:32: @*-::=@_* +2003-07-31.txt:18:52:37: @_*...............| +2003-10-21.txt:00:40:38: post an apb on misc@ +2003-10-21.txt:00:51:27: hi steve, we'll cure you!@ +2003-10-21.txt:00:52:01: andreou i'm not a good role model for that.. I like to add @ for exit :) +2003-10-21.txt:00:52:31: but it gets along with @ just fine +2003-10-21.txt:00:54:23: oh, in comp.sys.hp48 there was an interesting thread in which two brainfuck compilers/interpreters crept up... i meant to summarize it and send it over to lang@ and fob +2003-10-22.txt:03:33:57: lament lang@, sci@ and misc@ +2003-10-31.txt:09:12:05: ????????????????????? !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? +2003-11-21.txt:02:38:14: @+(0,0) @@{@+(1,1)} +2003-11-21.txt:02:39:07: @+ is "push onto stack", @@ is "do for each item in stack" +2003-11-21.txt:02:43:26: The @+ operation doesn't affect the current coordinate, but it does push its argument onto the stack. +2004-02-08.txt:20:50:21: random stuff: I almost wrote a sed-based brainf*ck interpreter, but then I decided writing a befunge one would be more interesting. managed to implement [0-9], @ and +, then got bored. +2004-02-28.txt:23:06:35: [1:07:11] fizban@colin ~> /usr/bin/ddate +"It's the %e of %B, %Y. %. %NCelebrate %H." +2004-04-09.txt:09:26:53: [11:29:04] fizban@colin ~/hut/t-106.231-lop> cat hw2-code.bf +2004-04-29.txt:06:08:42: dbc post it on misc@ +2004-05-04.txt:04:20:30: toreun@toreun.org works for email +2004-05-06.txt:01:24:58: Did you send that to something@burr.something? +2004-05-27.txt:15:11:49: hm, since when have I had this '@' character in front of my name and why? it's scary. if I make an U-turn I might hit it and it'd terminate this program. (assuming life works like befunge. would think it does.) +2004-05-30.txt:17:18:36: 10:27:31 -!- dbc [ttm@130-94-161-238-dsl.hevanet.com] has joined #esoteric +2004-05-30.txt:17:18:37: 11:15:54 -!- cedricshock [~cedric@209-181-58-5.eugn.qwest.net] has quit ["Leaving"] +2004-05-30.txt:17:18:40: 17:19:19 -!- Toreun [~Toreun@ool-45738c44.dyn.optonline.net] has quit [Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)] +2004-05-30.txt:17:18:43: 17:25:43 -!- dbc [ttm@130-94-161-238-dsl.hevanet.com] has quit ["you have no chance to survive make your time."] +2004-05-30.txt:19:46:28: meh, I think I've watched that scary @ long enough, and it doesn't seem to be going away. guess I must take steps. +2004-05-30.txt:19:48:41: I think chanserv's the sanest person here and should thusly keep the only @. +2004-06-04.txt:16:13:43: 16:39:21 -!- dbc [ttm@130-94-161-238-dsl.hevanet.com] has quit ["you have no chance to survive make your time."] +2004-06-04.txt:16:13:49: 18:08:57 -!- Keymaker [~Keymaker@wire74.adsl.netsonic.fi] has joined #esoteric +2004-06-04.txt:18:44:34: "To submit new programs, email pkalliok@helsinki.fi." +2004-06-12.txt:10:28:58: ($n = $_, print "entry: " . join(", ", map { "$_ -> " . $n->{$_} } keys %{$n}) . " +") foreach @entries; +2004-06-12.txt:12:28:16: [2004-06-11 16:13:27] -!- Netsplit orwell.freenode.net <-> irc.freenode.net quits: clog, Toreun, lament, @ChanServ, kosmikus, mtve, grumpy_old_one, edwinb +2004-06-12.txt:12:28:22: [2004-06-11 16:14:01] -!- Netsplit over, joins: @ChanServ, kosmikus, mtve +2004-12-23.txt:09:47:29: email me if you make something boot up.. I'd love to see it! :) jeff@kidsquid.com +2004-12-25.txt:14:12:37: >?>5>>.@ +2004-12-28.txt:20:32:07: for example, I could add ( ) for previous and next disk byte, and @ to switch between screen/kybd and disk I/O +2005-01-02.txt:20:11:19: Yoko Kanno/Origa/Shanti Snyder - Inner Universe (mebe plays crap Live @ Shinsen-Radio) +2005-01-16.txt:12:05:42: "!dlroW olleH"> #,_@ +2005-01-16.txt:12:07:42: could be "!dlroW olleH">:# #,_@ +2005-01-16.txt:12:13:46: anyways, here is the final version of this: "!dlroW olleH"> #, :# _@ +2005-01-16.txt:12:29:25: ^_25*,@>?1v +2005-01-16.txt:12:33:07: >?1>?1>?1>?1>?1>?1>?1>?1>........25*,@ +2005-01-16.txt:12:42:59: ^_25*,@v0?1v +2005-01-16.txt:19:56:19: 0?v#_25*,@ v +2005-01-17.txt:15:01:31: @,*52< +2005-01-17.txt:16:28:35: ^ -1 < ^<@,< +2005-01-29.txt:00:31:05: Anyone interested should email me at nhbrr@yahoo.com +2005-02-08.txt:19:28:09: @ +2005-02-08.txt:19:32:20: and so does the 'g'.. #b10g,@ +2005-02-10.txt:04:39:33: arke: for more fun change the bf cell to hold binary values only. then you don't need both + and -, just a "not" operation, call it @. Now @@ is the same as doing nothing, so @ can be combined with >, call it }. So you get: < is <, > is }<}, @ is }< :) +2005-03-04.txt:00:24:13: <{^Raven^}> i make ppl put an @ at the end of the input file +2005-03-06.txt:07:57:58: I also noticed an @ at the end of the file.. I suspect I corrupted you on that. oops! +2005-03-06.txt:07:59:52: I used the @ to make my interpreter easier to write.. laziness on my part +2005-03-06.txt:08:08:40: <{^Raven^}> we won't need an '@' at the end of the file soon...we will be able to call the appropriate PESOIX function to check EOF :) +2005-03-15.txt:15:48:59: I think it'd be neat to leave the code in @VAR form until the very end, and have a routine that sorted the variables to minimize code size +2005-03-15.txt:15:51:28: I'm not sure if the algorithm I've come up will work, but here it is: 1) count interactions between variables (an interaction occurs linearly, as each @ is come across, for example @A[@B+@A-] would be two interactions on AB) +2005-03-15.txt:16:10:16: certain operations cause some >><< wastefulness, if they don't conform to the @VAR spec.. for example variable assign and read go off and do their own thing, but they still need to interface with the outside world, so you'll sometimes see wasted brackets around them. It uses fixed >>> to get to the known previous location so then the next @ call might cause <<<<<< and suddenly you have >>><<<<<< +2005-03-16.txt:05:55:51: []++++++++++[>>+>+>++++++[<<+<+++>>>-]<<<<-] "A*$";?@![#>>+<<]>[>>]<<<<[>++<[-]]>.>. supposed to return H +2005-03-16.txt:05:58:23: @ is supposed to be ignored +2005-03-17.txt:20:53:55: export CVSROOT=:ext:ravenswolf_@cvs.sourceforge.net:/cvsroot/brainfuck +2005-04-05.txt:15:38:59: on the positive side, it will remove the need for the @ stack (which is an abomination) as a language feature +2005-04-05.txt:15:39:50: will the output be read from @ stack before o stack? +2005-04-05.txt:15:41:28: so the next version will add one operator and remove the special stack @ +2005-04-28.txt:17:48:05: fis@colin:~$ ./out +2005-04-28.txt:17:48:11: fis@colin:~$ ./out +2005-05-01.txt:16:36:33: echo subscribe lang | mail listar@esoteric.sange.fi +2005-05-05.txt:12:38:29: fis@colin:~/prog/eclipse-workspace/misc$ java -cp . org.gehennom.misc.BFRE 'a(a|b)*b|b(a|b)*a' > ~/prog/misc/brfd/re.bf +2005-05-05.txt:12:38:35: fis@colin:~/prog/misc/brfd$ echo -n 'aabbab' | ./BRFD.EXE re.bf +2005-05-05.txt:12:38:35: fis@colin:~/prog/misc/brfd$ echo -n 'aabbaa' | ./BRFD.EXE re.bf +2005-05-05.txt:13:05:53: "48*2+,>:#,_@ @_,#:>,+2*84 +2005-05-05.txt:13:16:02: ##"57*:,,48*2+,>:#,_48*2+,57*, @ ,*75,+2*84_,#:>,+2*84,,:*75"# +2005-05-05.txt:15:35:45: fis@colin:~/prog/misc/brfd$ echo -n '11.4.2002 11:03:22' | ./BRFD.EXE re.bf +2005-05-05.txt:15:35:45: fis@colin:~/prog/misc/brfd$ echo -n '32.4.2002 11:03:22' | ./BRFD.EXE re.bf +2005-05-05.txt:15:35:45: fis@colin:~/prog/misc/brfd$ echo -n '11.4.2002 11:60:22' | ./BRFD.EXE re.bf +2005-05-06.txt:00:32:54: >~# :#,_@ (with EOF=0 semantics) +2005-05-06.txt:14:06:33: <> #"25*6*:,2+:,2+2/:,3+:,1-,>:#,_57*1-,@" +2005-05-06.txt:19:20:45: M9&9A:75S:&]D9G5I9&AA and as well there's @ and * and . and stuff like that not mentioned in the manual. well, maybe i should try harder to understand it. but someone should make a thue tutorial! +2005-05-09.txt:18:01:39: @j +2005-05-10.txt:04:42:35: but not that much, just remember that stack names are one character (a..z or @) +2005-05-10.txt:17:54:47: Your program pointer is the @... +2005-05-10.txt:17:54:57: And the @ wanders... +2005-05-14.txt:00:06:19: BTW, my address is PresidentGregor@whitehouse.gov +2005-05-16.txt:20:56:11: push @{$a}, [$r, $pk, [$ss, $start-1, $i, $si], [$es, $end-1, $i+$start, $ei]] if($#{$p} == 1 && $p->[0] eq $ss && $p->[1] eq $es); +2005-05-18.txt:23:14:18: OK, I have everything working except input, output, @ and the string preprocessor :-P +2005-05-18.txt:23:20:59: btw, the @ stack will probably be gone in the next version... :D +2005-05-18.txt:23:50:08: No @ yet >_< +2005-05-18.txt:23:50:11: @ = annoying :-P +2005-05-18.txt:23:51:10: If you push ASCII 113 onto @, does it pop 1-1-3 or 3-1-1? +2005-05-18.txt:23:58:40: is it the @? +2005-05-19.txt:00:53:54: the @ stack works a bit differently, but otherwise it seems to work fine :) +2005-05-19.txt:19:24:55: and the @ stack pads up to six (i think) zeroes +2005-05-23.txt:22:25:43: subscribe lang to listar@esoteric.sange.fi +2005-05-29.txt:12:41:47: hmm.. is it possible to implement the @ stack in kipple +2005-05-29.txt:12:48:52: hmm.. for the @ stack every push would be optimal.. but if one would like to have the opposite of @ every pop would be better +2005-05-29.txt:14:35:10: hmm the parser doesn't parse (@>o) correctly +2005-05-29.txt:15:00:35: but the @ stack doesn't work +2005-05-30.txt:19:39:30: it's strategy: kill allTricks,findAndDestroy,logicex, self repair, destroy @... code, try 4 times to lay a bomb to the opponents position(i added a ! in the +++s .. no idea why^^), bombing! +2005-06-02.txt:00:55:42: "r@!", if you can make sure there won't be an r at the beginning, will match only "!" +2005-06-02.txt:16:43:23: Many of them had something like this: :@....; +2005-06-02.txt:18:36:14: that was discussed on lang@esoteric a few years back +2005-06-02.txt:19:20:09: ! and @ aren't allowed within groups +2005-06-02.txt:19:21:13: so there is a way to search for a literal ! or @, do [!] or [@] +2005-06-04.txt:07:43:55: news flash: sort language gets name, nice website, faux-academic paper! details @ http://www.oceanbase.org/graue/sortle/ +2005-06-04.txt:17:27:11: why does "k">@>o in kipple produce 7? +2005-06-04.txt:17:28:23: "k">@ pushes 3 values onto @, 1, 0 and 7. @>o only pushes one value onto o, nemaly 7 +2005-06-04.txt:17:32:47: "k">@ (@>o) would be the way to do that +2005-06-04.txt:17:40:50: not "k">(@>o)? +2005-06-08.txt:00:43:40: Whee, my befunge program "12345@" prints out (a stack dump, at the end of the interpreter) 5, 4, 5, 1 and exits. :) :) +2005-06-08.txt:00:45:58: Uh, "123+45@" was the program, I mean. +2005-06-08.txt:00:47:01: I used perl -e 'print "123+45@", " " x 7999;' > test.bef to create the input. +2005-06-08.txt:00:52:32: The topmost three voices select which parts of code to run, based on the current-command on the stack of the third voice, voices 4 and 5 contain the playfield, voices 6 and 8 are quite temporary, voices 7 and 9 hold the current IP and delta, voice 10 contains a '1' to drive the main loop (or 0 after a '@'), voice 11 has the befunge stack and voices 12 and 13 are temporary. +2005-06-08.txt:00:53:55: It seems I've implemented only the befunge commands #, $, *, +, -, [0-9] and @. Will do the rest later. +2005-06-10.txt:18:58:15: lol @ lament :p +2005-06-11.txt:22:19:52: PHP requires a $ in front of all variables; Perl requires $ in front of scalars and @ for hashes. +2005-06-12.txt:00:24:26: it will be there, probably character @ +2005-06-12.txt:21:55:03: cpressey seems to have done nice job @ esowiki +2005-06-14.txt:03:40:15: it's magic :) cvs -z3 -d:pserver:anonymous@cvs.sourceforge.net:/cvsroot/directnet checkout -P directnet +2005-06-14.txt:19:56:55: grrh.. it's annoying to read posts (@ google groups) where people talk about brainfuck and don't understand its usefulness and so on.. grrrrrrrh. release the hounds! +2005-06-16.txt:21:21:32: I'm using < = < and } = >@ +2005-06-16.txt:21:22:43: write it with > and @ +2005-06-16.txt:21:23:02: [>.<@] is [}<}.<<}] +2005-06-16.txt:21:23:17: > => }<} < => < and @ => <} +2005-06-16.txt:21:23:51: because @ = <} +2005-06-16.txt:21:25:15: >[>.<@]<[>,<@] +2005-06-16.txt:21:31:39: >>>>>>>>>[<<<<<<<<.>>>>>>>>@]<<<<<<<<<[>,<@] would work without changing the current translation +2005-06-16.txt:21:52:22: . = [@]>[@]>[@]@; (before } tanslation) +2005-06-16.txt:21:52:48: no need for [@] arn't the bits always 0 ? +2005-06-16.txt:21:52:49: , = [@]>[@]@>[@]; +2005-06-16.txt:21:56:15: than it may work but with . = [@]>[@]>[@]@; and , = [@]>[@]@>[@]; it doesn't +2005-06-16.txt:21:58:29: even better would be [.@]<[,<] +2005-06-16.txt:21:59:19: actually, nm on [.@] +2005-06-17.txt:10:29:01: lament: lol @ http://z3.ca/~lament/pictures/flow.gif - Hofstadter would probably enjoy it very much +2005-06-19.txt:12:27:05: Panu Kalliokoski, pkalliok@cs.helsinki.fi +2005-06-19.txt:16:10:58: and i need an exit character... @ +2005-06-19.txt:16:11:57: !,[@ +2005-06-19.txt:17:04:43: !,[@ +2005-06-19.txt:19:20:39: @15,556 cool +2005-06-19.txt:20:02:11: the cat example uses them, and also a @ operator which isn't mentioned +2005-06-19.txt:20:02:42: i should scan my homework for the @ operator ;) +2005-06-25.txt:19:18:59: <{^Raven^}> i dunno, it's nice writing otherwise pure brainfuck with just a few @myvar's scattered in +2005-06-25.txt:19:20:38: <{^Raven^}> instead of myvar=2 using BF @myvar[-]++ +2005-06-25.txt:19:20:41: although I'm pretty sure I came up with the @ syntax, but who knows, my memory could be going +2005-06-25.txt:19:22:56: <{^Raven^}> ahh, i;'m not sure if it's me but BF @array(1)[-]@array(2) generates (>>>etc)[-]>[-] +2005-06-25.txt:19:55:34: * {^Raven^} is playing with a version of BFBSAIC that doesn't expand @var's into arrows +2005-06-27.txt:21:41:12: it'd be nice to be able to use @var's inside the debugger, wouldn't it :) +2005-06-27.txt:21:48:56: <{^Raven^}> for @vars, add an option to BFBASIC to output out a @var map at the top of the output +2005-06-27.txt:21:49:18: <{^Raven^}> so maybe '@_T0 = 1 +2005-06-27.txt:21:49:33: <{^Raven^}> '@_T1 = 2 +2005-06-27.txt:22:06:33: I can't remember.. are the @var's produced by bfbasic uppercase ? +2005-06-28.txt:23:46:55: got the @ stuff working in the debugger +2005-06-29.txt:00:56:46: <{^Raven^}> Now if "Now @varname goes to the cell defined by varname (note: it can be derailed with < and >)" does what I think it does that's really cool +2005-06-29.txt:00:57:43: @a>@b will bump you one past actual @b +2005-06-29.txt:01:01:25: <{^Raven^}> This will allow the integrity of the parser proper to be tested since all the @var stuff would be theoretically perfect! +2005-06-29.txt:01:29:22: raven: I think what what I did with the @vars is called a wimpmode :) +2005-07-01.txt:00:03:47: yrz@inverno:~/wrk/eso$ tar cvzf hcbf5d-0.0.1.tar.gz hcbf5d-0.0.1/ +2005-07-01.txt:19:10:49: <{^Raven^}> calamari: two options: bfdebug works fine and babasic is flawed but seems to work 99% of the time, or bfdebug has an issue with embedded @vars +2005-07-01.txt:19:13:07: it will see the @var's and go there, then do > and < on top of that +2005-07-01.txt:19:14:23: perhaps I should require something like $$ that activates the @var's +2005-07-01.txt:19:14:42: <{^Raven^}> bfdebug reads @var map, executes code as usual but when encountering an @var in the program it checks the current cell and complains if they do not agree +2005-07-01.txt:19:15:40: It's okay if @var and actual cell don't agree, in certain situations +2005-07-01.txt:19:16:48: <{^Raven^}> but if @myvar is supposed to be in cell 34 and it is referenced while we are on cell 35 that tells us that a misalignment has occured +2005-07-01.txt:19:17:32: raven: it's fine.. for example, imagine if you did >@myvar +2005-07-01.txt:19:24:53: <{^Raven^}> (code) @_G+@_Q+[ +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:00: <{^Raven^}> (pre) @_G[@_T[-]+@_G-]@_T[@_G+ +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:01: <{^Raven^}> (code) @_T0[-]++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:06: <{^Raven^}> ++++++++@A[-]@_T0[@A+@_T0-] +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:15: <{^Raven^}> @_T0[-]@A[@_T0+@_0+@A-]@_0[@A+@_0-]@_1[-]@_2[-]@_3[-]@_4[-]@_ +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:18: <{^Raven^}> T0[@_3+[@_4+@_0+@_3-]@_0[@_3+@_0-]+@_4----------[@_0-@_4[-]]@ +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:20: <{^Raven^}> _0[@_2+@_3[-]@_0-]@_2[@_4+@_0+@_2-]@_0[@_2+@_0-]+@_4--------- +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:21: <{^Raven^}> -[@_0-@_4[-]]@_0[@_1+@_2[-]@_0-]@_T0-]@_1[@_0++++++++[@_1++++ +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:23: <{^Raven^}> ++@_2++++++@_0-]@_1.@_2.[-]@_1[-]]@_2[@_0++++++++[@_2++++++@_ +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:25: <{^Raven^}> 0-]@_2.[-]]@_0++++++++[@_3++++++@_0-]@_3.[-]@_0++++++++++.[-] +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:30: <{^Raven^}> (code) @_Q- +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:32: <{^Raven^}> (post) @_T-] +2005-07-01.txt:19:25:35: <{^Raven^}> (code) @_Q] +2005-07-01.txt:19:35:52: the line wrapping causes the @ and var to be split in some cases +2005-07-01.txt:20:24:34: raven: @_0-@_T0[@_0-@_T0-]@_0[@_T0+@_0-]@_T0[@_L1+@_G-@_T0[-]] +2005-07-01.txt:20:24:41: raven: notice the @G ? +2005-07-01.txt:20:24:47: err @_G +2005-07-01.txt:20:29:17: <{^Raven^}> the NOT is @_0-@_T0[@_0-@_T0-]@_0[@_T0+@_0-] +2005-07-10.txt:09:59:29: @ (terminate program); 0..9 (set A to 0..9) +2005-07-19.txt:21:55:52: mailto:graue@oceanbase.org +2005-07-20.txt:01:22:03: >> :pgimeno!pgimeno@124.Red-80-59-211.pooles.rima-tde.net JOIN :#zz +2005-07-20.txt:19:34:54: ;foreach(@d){if($_<0){foreach(@d){print"z($_);"}}else{print chr($_)}} +2005-07-20.txt:19:45:33: And if you're trying to save characters, foreach(@d){print"z($_);"} is obviously suboptimal (while equivalent) to print"z($_);"foreach@d; +2005-07-22.txt:11:20:48: " @\# -2+{|~0*8-4~0.~*5+2\#{|1~/ +2005-07-22.txt:12:22:32: " @\# -2+{|~0*8-4~0.~*5+2\#{|1~/ +2005-07-22.txt:12:51:19: @\#+,~-/ +2005-07-23.txt:17:28:54: fis@sesefras:~$ ./afbi mandelbrot.b fis@sesefras:~$ +2005-07-23.txt:17:29:12: fis@sesefras:~$ ./afbi mandelbrot.b +2005-07-23.txt:17:29:16: fis@sesefras:~$ +2005-07-23.txt:20:29:26: With +- swapped for @? +2005-07-23.txt:20:29:51: some like +, I like @.. maybe both ? +2005-07-23.txt:20:30:19: I'll just translate +- into @ +2005-07-23.txt:22:34:33: @a[@x_0 i_0 @x_1 i_1 ... @x_n i_n @a], where at most one @x_n = a, and i_n=-1. Result a=0, x_n+=a*i_n +2005-07-24.txt:19:18:31: GregorR: that runs mandelbrot.b in 26 seconds on pentium@2.8GHz. if i compile mandelbrot.b with BF2C.c and gcc it runs in 2.9 seconds +2005-07-26.txt:21:31:34: Could you email it to AKAQuinn@hotmail.com ? +2005-07-27.txt:17:20:08: fis@erottaja:~$ cat > test.c +2005-07-27.txt:17:20:08: fis@erottaja:~$ gcc -o test test.c ; ./test +2005-07-27.txt:17:54:12: wish I defined } as @> instead of >@.. oh well +2005-07-27.txt:17:58:12: well, the original was >@ .. it feels dishonest to change it 5 years laterg +2005-07-28.txt:01:56:32: !@# +2005-07-28.txt:20:10:12: this is the one I'm testing @[>>>>>>>>@[<@]>[>]<<<<<<<<<[@]>>>>>>>>[<]@>[@>]<<<<<<<<<@[@ +2005-07-29.txt:02:37:59: graue: the main highlights: can save output to file, eof choices, 1-bit cell support, including }@* instructions, "block comments", fast run, interactive input, input echo +2005-07-30.txt:22:27:10: then you can jump to a cell with @name +2005-07-30.txt:22:27:52: that's a problem because the @ character on a mac is on alt-l too +2005-07-30.txt:22:28:50: @ on us +2005-07-30.txt:23:00:31: @ and ~ are the only alt-letter ascii characters +2005-07-30.txt:23:09:58: converting $a=0 and @a and such things to >>> and <<< +2005-07-30.txt:23:11:46: you have a library with templates like @var1+@var2- and you can insert it replacing @var1 and @var2 with @a and @some_other_var +2005-07-30.txt:23:21:21: doesn't @bla conflict with Bit @? +2005-07-30.txt:23:23:24: if you have a $abc=3 and you do @abc of course that'll conflict.. so don't do that ;) +2005-07-31.txt:00:58:04: @ or something ... +2005-07-31.txt:02:01:12: graue: in that scheme the only instructions would be @ and nop, depending on number of spaces, < > depending on turn direction, loops based on 3x3 block +2005-08-04.txt:05:50:47: just @ +2005-08-10.txt:18:39:39: commands: > = [>], @ = invert bit, if 1->0, then invert next bit (etc) +2005-08-10.txt:18:40:38: example of @: +2005-08-10.txt:18:40:56: @ = 1 0 0 0 0 +2005-08-10.txt:18:41:04: @ = 0 1 0 0 0 +2005-08-10.txt:18:41:11: @ = 1 1 0 0 0 +2005-08-10.txt:18:41:18: @ = 0 0 1 0 0 +2005-08-10.txt:18:41:52: @ is basically [>]+<[-<]> if the cell to the left of the pointer is 0. +2005-08-10.txt:18:46:48: I'm pretty sure that's wrong. right now you can model your machine as a single register machine with an increment (@) and a strange operation that divides by 2 repeatedly as long as the register's contents is odd. +2005-08-10.txt:18:48:48: hmm.. > seems redundant, since @ is enough to eventually build any state +2005-08-11.txt:00:25:51: rune@krokodille.com +2005-08-16.txt:22:12:05: number are in base -5 using 'q' as 0, 'w' as 1, 'e' as 2, and '@' as 4. numbers end with a 'r' and use 't' as decimal point +2005-08-18.txt:03:02:29: 8+*~.@ prints an @? +2005-08-20.txt:16:57:09: :n,3100 @>n0 (2 !n !' +2005-08-20.txt:19:25:21: @ condition body - works like while(condition) body; +2005-08-24.txt:00:07:04: ~q1:i0:n##_0-01@|###_0i-010q##_0i!##_0i qP +2005-08-24.txt:03:46:12: !"7SADOL +@1(3!"2> `;0!"2 + +2005-08-26.txt:14:52:37: nooga: ~q1:i0@ :i,299:b",21899 bottles of beer:n',210@i(4!+++++++b",213 on the wall,nb"1,n",230Take one down, pass it around,n:i-i1:b+++i"7 bottle?-i1"1s"0"8 of beer!+++b",213 on the wall.nn +2005-08-31.txt:22:21:18: oh yea, thatd be great, jim@jimbomania.com +2005-09-03.txt:17:56:03: @@^ is a NOP +2005-09-03.txt:17:57:23: @@^BuT@@^ does nothing 2 times +2005-09-03.txt:17:58:05: What would @@^BuTBuT@@^ do? Anything? +2005-09-07.txt:17:42:06: m[j]-=1}[x.index($&)-1]+";"}#esoteric@irc.freenode.net Jannis Harder 2005# +2005-09-09.txt:14:53:18: m[j]-=1}[x.index($&)-1]+";"}#esoteric@irc.freenode.net Jannis Harder 2005# +2005-09-09.txt:16:55:23: @@count = 0 +2005-09-15.txt:01:46:58: its the one where the program resides in one array, and the data in the other, and there is a new operation '@' (or something) which causes the arrays to change locations so that now you are executing from the data array, or something +2005-09-15.txt:01:54:35: it will... but I also plan to have this distributed, a la SETI@home... +2005-09-18.txt:01:59:23: twobitsprite@gmail.com +2005-09-18.txt:05:11:06: v{abc}@ +2005-09-22.txt:23:31:00: "EGNUFEB NI MARGORP NEM LAER">:#,_@ +2005-09-24.txt:16:32:06: ^%9_^#`9:+-*86<@,*52,< +2005-09-26.txt:23:40:09: Aardwolf's email address: IAmAardwolfTheProgrammerOfEsotericLanguagesAndPerpetratorOfEmailsTooLongToRemember4546327859623793465789436257043265798042365783274803265704999036254789032430548903254321754089325748902564891065419078654890175489027503891754890237@server5435432.pop3.mail.aardwolfswebsiteaboutnothinginparticular.com +2005-09-26.txt:23:52:10: hmm. I managed to create the address .@krokodille.com. I wonder if it will work.... +2005-09-28.txt:14:04:34: They should have used the @ sign for it +2005-10-03.txt:18:45:21: result: '@' +2005-10-04.txt:18:15:38: it took years until the first girl joined #macintosh@euirc +2005-10-06.txt:06:02:54: A -> @ +2005-10-08.txt:21:46:49: befunge <@> gnu beef +2005-10-11.txt:16:43:03: #include @ ircnet :D +2005-10-19.txt:05:42:02: 99 9[1-$][\$@$@$@$@\/*=[1-$$[%-$@]?0=[\$.' ,\]?]?]# +2005-10-19.txt:07:18:04: !99 9[1-$][\$@$@$@$@\/*=[1-$$[%-$@]?0=[\$.' ,\]?]?]# +2005-10-19.txt:07:28:56: !99 9[1-$][\$@$@$@$@\/*=[1-$$[%-$@]?0=[\$.' ,\]?]?]# +2005-10-19.txt:16:09:03: !99 9[1-$][\$@$@$@$@\/*=[1-$$[%-$@]?0=[\$.' ,\]?]?]#. +2005-10-19.txt:23:49:35: ![[1O1O>][$@\-@]#%]m: +2005-10-19.txt:23:53:00: ![[1O1O>][$@\-\]#%]m: +2005-10-19.txt:23:54:35: ![[1O1O>2O2O=|][$@\-\]#%]m: +2005-10-20.txt:00:01:10: [[1, 'O', 1, 'O', '>', 2, 'O', 2, 'O', '=', '|'], ['$', '@', '\', '-', '\'], '#', '%'] +2005-10-20.txt:03:42:50: !1 2 4@. +2005-10-20.txt:03:42:56: !1 2 4@... +2005-10-20.txt:03:45:55: !3 2$@+\.. +2005-10-20.txt:03:46:40: !2 3$@+\.. +2005-10-20.txt:03:46:50: !3 2$@+\.. +2005-10-20.txt:03:46:58: !3 5$@+\.. +2005-10-20.txt:03:47:01: !3 5$@+\. . +2005-10-20.txt:03:47:11: !3 5$@+\." ". +2005-10-20.txt:03:47:15: !5 8$@+\." ". +2005-10-20.txt:03:47:22: !8 13$@+\." ". +2005-10-20.txt:03:49:41: !1 1 10a:[a;0>][$@+\." "." "]# +2005-10-20.txt:03:50:22: !1 1 10a:[a;0>][O1O1$@+\." "." "]# +2005-10-20.txt:03:50:56: !1 1 10a:[a;0>][$@+\." "]# +2005-10-20.txt:03:51:04: !1 1 10a:[a;0>][O1O1$@+\." "]# +2005-10-20.txt:03:54:07: !0 1 10a:[a;0>][$@+\." "a;1-a:]# +2005-10-20.txt:03:58:38: !0 1 10a:[a;0>][$@ a;1-a:a;." "]# +2005-10-20.txt:03:58:42: !0 1 10a:[a;0>][$@+ a;1-a:a;." "]# +2005-10-20.txt:04:00:30: !0 1 10a:[a;0>][$@+\$." "a;1-a:]# +2005-10-20.txt:04:00:40: !0 1 10a:[a;0>][$@+\$.@" "a;1-a:]# diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.3547 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.3547 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,65 @@ +#!/usr/bin/env python + +import os +import sys +import json +import urllib2 + +proxy_handler = urllib2.ProxyHandler({'http': os.environ['http_proxy']}) +opener = urllib2.build_opener(proxy_handler) +urllib2.install_opener(opener) + +def lose(): + print 'You get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good DAY sir!' + sys.exit() + +def eels(): + print 'My hovercraft is full of eels.' + sys.exit() + +if len(sys.argv) > 2: + args = sys.argv[1:] +elif len(sys.argv) == 2: + args = sys.argv[1].split() +else: + lose() + +if len(args) == 2: + from_lang = args[0] + to_lang = 'en' + word = args[1] +elif len(args) == 3: + from_lang = args[0] + to_lang = args[1] + word = args[2] +else: + lose() + +def query(continue_id): + url = 'http://%s.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?format=json&action=query&' \ + 'redirects=1&titles=%s&prop=langlinks' % (from_lang, word) + if continue_id: + url += '&llcontinue=' + continue_id + try: + response = urllib2.urlopen(url).read() + except urllib2.URLError, e: + print e.reason + sys.exit() + return json.loads(response) + +continue_id = None +while True: + q = query(continue_id) + if '-1' in q['query']['pages']: + eels() + page = q['query']['pages'].values()[0] + if 'langlinks' not in page: + eels() + for link in q['query']['pages'].values()[0]['langlinks']: + if link['lang'] == to_lang: + print link['*'].encode('utf-8') + sys.exit() + if 'query-continue' in q: + continue_id = q['query-continue']['langlinks']['llcontinue'] + else: + eels() diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.3585 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.3585 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +293) Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! and a monad! nothing can stop me now! +478) oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +649) Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +650) When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. +663) You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? Monads are like that, only worse. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.4323 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.4323 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +00100000-00102000 r-xp 00000000 00:00 0 +00400000-0040c000 r-xp 00000000 00:09 842385 /bin/cat +0060c000-0060d000 rw-p 0000c000 00:09 842385 /bin/cat +0060d000-0062e000 rwxp 00000000 00:00 0 [heap] +40000000-4001e000 r-xp 00000000 00:0f 835040 /lib64/ld-2.11.2.so +4001e000-40022000 rw-p 00000000 00:00 0 +4021d000-4021e000 r--p 0001d000 00:0f 835040 /lib64/ld-2.11.2.so +4021e000-4021f000 rw-p 0001e000 00:0f 835040 /lib64/ld-2.11.2.so +4021f000-40220000 rwxp 00000000 00:00 0 +40220000-40378000 r-xp 00000000 00:0d 833962 /lib/libc-2.11.2.so +40378000-40577000 ---p 00158000 00:0d 833962 /lib/libc-2.11.2.so +40577000-4057b000 r--p 00157000 00:0d 833962 /lib/libc-2.11.2.so +4057b000-4057c000 rw-p 0015b000 00:0d 833962 /lib/libc-2.11.2.so +4057c000-40581000 rw-p 00000000 00:00 0 +7fbfa70000-7fbfa91000 rw-p 00000000 00:00 0 [stack] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.4416 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.4416 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +2008-04-03.txt:17:31:28: CakeProphet: or control the weather +2011-12-23.txt:00:10:10: and he can control the weather +2011-12-23.txt:00:11:16: itidus21: well, the Chinese government can control the weather +2011-12-28.txt:07:41:22: like it's important for north koreans to know that their leader can control the weather (which i am reminded NKs ally china can infact do) +2011-12-28.txt:09:03:49: itidus21: china can control the weather? +2011-12-28.txt:09:04:03: `log control the weather +2011-12-28.txt:09:04:20: 02:41:20 < itidus21> like it's important for north koreans to know that their leader can control the weather (which i am reminded NKs ally china can infact do) +2011-12-28.txt:09:04:40: 2011-12-23.txt:00:11:16: itidus21: well, the Chinese government can control the weather +2011-12-28.txt:09:06:19: `log control the weather +2011-12-28.txt:09:06:26: 2011-12-28.txt:09:03:49: itidus21: china can control the weather? +2011-12-28.txt:09:06:35: `pastelogs control the weather diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.4459 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.4459 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2009-10-22.txt:03:10:46: -!- Oranjer has joined #esoteric. +2009-10-22.txt:03:10:59: hello! +2009-10-22.txt:03:11:11: What is going on here? +2009-10-22.txt:03:12:14: awwww _0x44!! +2009-10-22.txt:03:12:20: anyone here? +2009-10-22.txt:03:12:49: anyone sentient and autonomous enough to comprehend the meanings behind these words? +2009-10-22.txt:03:13:56: uh +2009-10-22.txt:03:14:21: fungot, what you just said does not nearly begin to prove your sentience +2009-10-22.txt:03:14:22: Oranjer: i figure that this *is* an unstable version of chicken? +2009-10-22.txt:03:14:33: ummm +2009-10-22.txt:03:14:33: Oranjer: meet Markov +2009-10-22.txt:03:14:38: hello, Markov +2009-10-22.txt:03:14:46: as in, a Markov chain? +2009-10-22.txt:03:14:53: :O +2009-10-22.txt:03:14:58: is fungot a bot? +2009-10-22.txt:03:14:59: Oranjer: it is a good way too much +2009-10-22.txt:03:15:04: yeah, it is +2009-10-22.txt:03:15:57: fungot doesn't seem very coherent +2009-10-22.txt:03:15:59: Oranjer: but was walk-lisp properly tail-recursive? ( else i will tell em... :-p something... +2009-10-22.txt:03:16:23: fungot, parantheses require a closing ) to be grammatically correct where I come from +2009-10-22.txt:03:16:24: Oranjer: which is quite irrelevant if the rest are possible optimizations to be done +2009-10-22.txt:03:16:31: my gods, he's right +2009-10-22.txt:03:18:11: fungot, listen to me +2009-10-22.txt:03:18:12: Oranjer: that was mean, stop doing homework problems.' +2009-10-22.txt:03:18:24: dammit, fungot can also predict the future +2009-10-22.txt:03:18:25: Oranjer: unicode defines " case folding" which is fine but how could i have to be a +2009-10-22.txt:03:18:32: a what, fungot? +2009-10-22.txt:03:18:40: :O +2009-10-22.txt:03:18:44: fungot +2009-10-22.txt:03:18:51: FUNGOT +2009-10-22.txt:03:18:58: now I just feel ridiculous +2009-10-22.txt:03:19:03: Oranjer: It ignores you after a time so that WE DON'T GET PEOPLE SPAMMING THE CRAP OUT OF THE BOTS! +2009-10-22.txt:03:19:15: sorry, ehird +2009-10-22.txt:03:19:39: I am a lonely man in a lonely world in a lonely channel in a lonely state of mind +2009-10-22.txt:03:19:43: Oranjer: fungot is written in befunge +2009-10-22.txt:03:20:16: yep? ha! +2009-10-22.txt:03:20:26: what languages do you mean, though? +2009-10-22.txt:03:20:39: ooh! haha +2009-10-22.txt:03:20:41: nope! +2009-10-22.txt:03:21:01: ummm +2009-10-22.txt:03:21:54: Oranjer: You seem quite confused. +2009-10-22.txt:03:21:55: actually, coppro recommended this channel because I wanted to talk about my attempts at creating a universal language akin to that conceptualized by Leibniz +2009-10-22.txt:03:22:23: HEYlo +2009-10-22.txt:03:22:51: :O +2009-10-22.txt:03:23:05: everyone either fights it or does it +2009-10-22.txt:03:23:31: how can one use oklo- as an affix? +2009-10-22.txt:03:23:46: also, I have actually heard of esoteric languages before +2009-10-22.txt:03:23:51: brainfuck and all that +2009-10-22.txt:03:24:16: okay +2009-10-22.txt:03:24:30: I have heard that said before, coppro +2009-10-22.txt:03:25:15: is it addictive? +2009-10-22.txt:03:25:27: is it mind altering? +2009-10-22.txt:03:26:01: Hilbert-space? is that a meta, a mesa, an alter, or an inter space? +2009-10-22.txt:03:26:36: oh, okay +2009-10-22.txt:03:26:54: I just use ideosphere or memosphere or psychosphere myself +2009-10-22.txt:03:27:31: yay +2009-10-22.txt:03:28:09: damn self-supporting existences +2009-10-22.txt:03:28:31: what's Feather? +2009-10-22.txt:03:28:36: hello, Pthing +2009-10-22.txt:03:28:36: Oranjer: NO NO NO +2009-10-22.txt:03:28:43: ahhhhhhhhh +2009-10-22.txt:03:28:45: sorry +2009-10-22.txt:03:28:49: SHIT +2009-10-22.txt:03:28:50: SHIT +2009-10-22.txt:03:28:52: SHIT +2009-10-22.txt:03:29:15: sanity? I know not what you speaketh ofeth +2009-10-22.txt:03:30:14: Oranjer: To grossly misrepresent it to a degree that borders on being a lie, and insult ais523 by painting it as more simple than it is, +2009-10-22.txt:03:30:57: what? +2009-10-22.txt:03:31:00: Oranjer: It basically involves programs modifying the Feather interpreter (itself written in Feather). This interpreter is then used to retroactively run all of the program from the start, so that the change "always was", in a sense. Except it also changes the interpreter used to interpret the interpreter that interpreted the program, and so on to infinite depth. +2009-10-22.txt:03:31:21: Oranjer: You change the interpreter, which causes an infinite chain of retroactive reinterpretations of the interpreter, and then finally of the program. +2009-10-22.txt:03:31:50: but it cannot actually go through time, correct? +2009-10-22.txt:03:32:23: Oranjer: Surprisingly no! +2009-10-22.txt:03:32:45: bah, doubtful--even Hofstadter could not escape time +2009-10-22.txt:03:33:27: amnesia is not time travel +2009-10-22.txt:03:33:37: also, Halting Problem! +2009-10-22.txt:03:34:10: haha +2009-10-22.txt:03:34:12: okay +2009-10-22.txt:03:35:26: okay +2009-10-22.txt:03:35:31: what isn;t? +2009-10-22.txt:03:35:35: *' +2009-10-22.txt:03:35:50: Oranjer: Super-turing languages, such as those that can solve the halting problem. +2009-10-22.txt:03:36:10: :O +2009-10-22.txt:03:36:19: I doubt their existence +2009-10-22.txt:03:36:37: heh +2009-10-22.txt:03:36:39: Oranjer: Super-turing languages definitely exist. +2009-10-22.txt:03:36:57: I still doubt their existence, regardless of your anecdotal support +2009-10-22.txt:03:37:07: can they be modeled in this universe? +2009-10-22.txt:03:37:11: Oranjer: They certainly exist, they're just not implementable. +2009-10-22.txt:03:37:31: can they be modeled in this universe? +2009-10-22.txt:03:37:41: Oranjer: as ehird says, almost certainly no +2009-10-22.txt:03:37:42: Oranjer: No. +2009-10-22.txt:03:37:49: okay +2009-10-22.txt:03:37:59: ...that's what I meant, ehird... +2009-10-22.txt:03:38:13: Oranjer: So how can you doubt their existence? +2009-10-22.txt:03:38:36: I cannot, if they can be modeled, then they exist +2009-10-22.txt:03:39:28: I'm a modal realist, by the way +2009-10-22.txt:03:39:38: it has no bearing, just thought i should let y'all know +2009-10-22.txt:03:40:15: anyways +2009-10-22.txt:03:40:21: what did this all start with again? +2009-10-22.txt:03:41:19: okay +2009-10-22.txt:03:41:40: Besardles, I intend to create a functionally universal language +2009-10-22.txt:03:41:45: Can y'all help? +2009-10-22.txt:03:42:03: ouch +2009-10-22.txt:03:42:09: that hurt's more than you think +2009-10-22.txt:03:42:14: Oranjer: no one helps in here. +2009-10-22.txt:03:42:17: :( +2009-10-22.txt:03:42:22: Oranjer: Your abuse of the apostrophe hurts even more! +2009-10-22.txt:03:42:41: that's preposterous's +2009-10-22.txt:03:42:54: 'tis okay +2009-10-22.txt:03:43:19: okay +2009-10-22.txt:03:43:29: E-prime! +2009-10-22.txt:03:43:58: no! E-Prime! +2009-10-22.txt:03:44:24: haha +2009-10-22.txt:03:44:41: dammit, now I have to find an Optimus quote and write it in E-Prime +2009-10-22.txt:03:45:23: Synergetics, as per Buckminster Fuller? +2009-10-22.txt:03:47:14: ehird? have I destroyed you? +2009-10-22.txt:03:47:44: yeah +2009-10-22.txt:03:47:55: I am saddened that I could never meet him or Borges +2009-10-22.txt:03:48:14: how does that bot know about buckminster? +2009-10-22.txt:03:48:47: I..thought...but all that jumbled nonsense after I asked "What's Feather?" +2009-10-22.txt:03:49:03: yeah, but what he says is useful +2009-10-22.txt:03:49:25: also, I guess you're right--the best book on Synergetics was actually a book-wide review on Fuller's book +2009-10-22.txt:03:49:44: why not? +2009-10-22.txt:03:49:59: 'tis my favorite quote from a movie I never saw +2009-10-22.txt:03:50:07: "The Idea is valid regardless of the Origin" +2009-10-22.txt:03:50:22: (I am also an Epistemological Anarchist) +2009-10-22.txt:03:50:54: Synergetics +2009-10-22.txt:03:51:17: building a mile-diameter floating geodesic dome by heating the inside up by one degree +2009-10-22.txt:03:52:14: ummm...the avoidance of the irrationality that nature itself does not use? the fact that 2^2 is not necessarily "X squared", but also "X triangled"? +2009-10-22.txt:03:52:38: I have some awesomes quotes from the man +2009-10-22.txt:03:53:01: ummm...the avoidance of the irrationality that nature itself does not use? the fact that 2^2 is not necessarily "X squared", but also "X triangled"? +2009-10-22.txt:03:53:07: :O +2009-10-22.txt:03:53:16: ehird, no! at least back up your insults! +2009-10-22.txt:03:53:39: no...? +2009-10-22.txt:03:53:52: now now, ehird, that's not it at all +2009-10-22.txt:03:55:02: I merely suggest that there is no concrete boundary between "science" and "pseudoscience", and that therefore a theory's "rightness" can only be determined by its validity to reality, and that that can only be determined by its usefulness +2009-10-22.txt:03:57:17: now, now, Pthing, we can select at random and then textualize any fragment of any work of science, and reach the same "this guy's a kook 'cause he uses jargon I don't know" +2009-10-22.txt:03:57:48: http://www.angelfire.com/mt/marksomers/40.html +2009-10-22.txt:03:57:52: Oranjer, now now stop saying "now now" like a patronising faggot +2009-10-22.txt:03:57:55: that's a link to that book +2009-10-22.txt:03:58:17: now now, Pthing, you know namecalling is on the bottom of the disagreement hierarchy +2009-10-22.txt:03:58:18: Unless he's actually saying that Oranjer is acting homoesxual. +2009-10-22.txt:03:58:22: :O +2009-10-22.txt:03:58:35: have you seen it? +2009-10-22.txt:03:58:38: Oranjer: please, say that wasn't a paul graham reference +2009-10-22.txt:03:58:42: uhhhh +2009-10-22.txt:03:58:47: oops? is that taboo? sorry +2009-10-22.txt:03:59:14: *fecespalm* just sounds awful +2009-10-22.txt:03:59:53: only if you fail to provide a framework of definitions +2009-10-22.txt:04:00:13: oh? you can tell the difference between the two, Pthing, without knowing what the words mean? +2009-10-22.txt:04:00:22: oh, sorry, ehird +2009-10-22.txt:04:00:43: oh, no, I can't Pthing, I just like to be confrontational +2009-10-22.txt:04:01:28: Oranjer: by the way, oerjan may sue you for name infringement. +2009-10-22.txt:04:01:32: :O +2009-10-22.txt:04:01:48: I have heard of that individual, as I have also heard of you, ehird +2009-10-22.txt:04:02:23: also, you caught me, Pthing--I do not understand anything Buckminster says--I've never read a single thing he's ever written +2009-10-22.txt:04:02:37: heh +2009-10-22.txt:04:03:12: hehehahaha +2009-10-22.txt:04:03:26: I have no idea what we're doing, anyway +2009-10-22.txt:04:03:54: I would ask how this all started, but I learned my lesson before +2009-10-22.txt:04:04:09: oh? then I shall look at it again +2009-10-22.txt:04:04:56: yeah no, I ain't getting anything outa it--I don't know what half the words mean +2009-10-22.txt:04:05:17: I wonder if Buckminster built up from earlier definitions of those words? +2009-10-22.txt:04:05:33: heh +2009-10-22.txt:04:05:56: and throw in feminism, of course +2009-10-22.txt:04:06:23: I mean, shrill feminism, where history is masculine and whatnot +2009-10-22.txt:04:06:49: Sokal affair mk. II? +2009-10-22.txt:04:07:04: Oranjer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_affair +2009-10-22.txt:04:07:08: ooh! +2009-10-22.txt:04:07:15: I remember that without even clicking on it +2009-10-22.txt:04:07:22: Oranjer: haha +2009-10-22.txt:04:08:17: I would argue that nothing is entirely nonsense, if it has functionality +2009-10-22.txt:04:08:59: haha, ehird, perhaps his consistency is beyond you? +2009-10-22.txt:04:09:20: also, ehird, switching positions is a good thing, I've heard +2009-10-22.txt:04:09:48: it means one is more focused with reaching the truth, as opposed to merely wanting to convince others of your own rightness +2009-10-22.txt:04:10:00: monkeys n' typewriters, eh? +2009-10-22.txt:04:10:41: ah, ehird, but all things exist as examples to learn from--even bullshit +2009-10-22.txt:04:10:55: hehe +2009-10-22.txt:04:11:00: 'pataphysics!!! +2009-10-22.txt:04:11:40: hehe +2009-10-22.txt:04:12:20: hey, peoples, let the other person talk! oy vey! +2009-10-22.txt:04:12:26: y'all are talking over each other +2009-10-22.txt:04:12:35: that's hardly good debate from +2009-10-22.txt:04:12:47: Oranjer: with IRC, you can't make someone else's message unreadable; isn't it great +2009-10-22.txt:04:12:55: ummm +2009-10-22.txt:04:12:58: okay, ehird? +2009-10-22.txt:04:13:14: quite simply +2009-10-22.txt:04:13:23: out of context is not in the meaning +2009-10-22.txt:04:14:20: as in, to avoid language games and talk past each other as much as possible, we should let the other person complete their thought +2009-10-22.txt:04:14:22: (just a thought) +2009-10-22.txt:04:14:30: I know how to! +2009-10-22.txt:04:14:34: bisociation, bitches! +2009-10-22.txt:04:14:37: (awwwwwww) +2009-10-22.txt:04:16:13: and of science in general, I would argue +2009-10-22.txt:04:16:59: but where would the functionality in subscribing "roundness" to both squares and circles? +2009-10-22.txt:04:17:26: also, the Euclidian approach favors circles to squares? I have seen no such thing--citations, please? +2009-10-22.txt:04:17:39: its use! can I use this? +2009-10-22.txt:04:18:02: Oranjer: Clearly, uniformness is desirable: there is no discrimination between the different parts of a shape. +2009-10-22.txt:04:18:19: for whatever the Observer wishes to use it for, Pthing +2009-10-22.txt:04:18:40: meh +2009-10-22.txt:04:18:53: very, well, Pthing, I shall think about this +2009-10-22.txt:04:19:24: as I have actually gone for some time assuming the definition of "functionality" as something hardly worth referring to +2009-10-22.txt:04:19:47: also, "It won't lead anywhere" is hardly evidence supporting its own claim +2009-10-22.txt:04:20:08: and yes, Pthing, it's not worth talking about because it has no use +2009-10-22.txt:04:21:08: Basically, I would argue that the only way to "prove" communication is if a goal is accomplished whose accomplishment's chances of occurring would have been greatly increased if the second party understood the communication +2009-10-22.txt:04:21:48: and therefore, I would say a theory has functionality if the Observer can use it to accomplish a goal +2009-10-22.txt:04:22:30: haha, what? +2009-10-22.txt:04:22:32: http://nobodyscores.loosenutstudio.com/index.php?id=534 +2009-10-22.txt:04:22:35: this reminds me of that +2009-10-22.txt:04:23:08: I thought you said "Chastity is no way of life! God can't spell!" +2009-10-22.txt:04:23:54: bah, I long ago learned to avoid any assumption of knowing an "absolute truth" +2009-10-22.txt:04:24:10: I instead use "valid according to what I have observed of this universe" +2009-10-22.txt:04:24:35: yes, I do turn all so-called objectivist, absolute statements into subjective relativism +2009-10-22.txt:04:24:36: yay! +2009-10-22.txt:04:24:51: HAHA +2009-10-22.txt:04:24:56: THE FUTURE IS AWESOME +2009-10-22.txt:04:26:20: WHO AUTHORIZED THAT CHANGE +2009-10-22.txt:04:26:49: also, Jesus Fuckin' Houdini did this get outa hand +2009-10-22.txt:04:27:37: I just want to create a functionally universal language that explicitly refers to its own abstraction and that which it does not cover! +2009-10-22.txt:04:28:11: sorry +2009-10-22.txt:04:28:40: also, I have determined that all such "mental" planes only exist in the meta-, and as such cannot carry on into this space +2009-10-22.txt:04:29:14: :O +2009-10-22.txt:04:29:15: hardly +2009-10-22.txt:04:29:48: do you mean semantically empty because you do not know what I mean by the words I say, or because you know for a fact that what I say has no meaning? +2009-10-22.txt:04:30:08: there exists a distinct difference between the two +2009-10-22.txt:04:30:09: awwww +2009-10-22.txt:04:30:13: sorry, Pthing +2009-10-22.txt:04:30:17: :( +2009-10-22.txt:04:30:22: :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( +2009-10-22.txt:04:30:31: Oranjer: because I'm fairly sure any digression into what meaning you consider it to have will involve the words "subjectivity", "reality" and "epistemology" +2009-10-22.txt:04:30:46: I will try to avoid those words +2009-10-22.txt:04:30:52: haha +2009-10-22.txt:04:31:08: I love it when a movie ends in an existential crisis +2009-10-22.txt:04:31:49: I have yet to see a single one that does, I am afraid +2009-10-22.txt:04:32:38: very well, I shall amend my original statement as per your observation +2009-10-22.txt:04:33:20: /I feel like I would enjoy/ a movie that ends in an existential crisis, if indeed such a movie exists +2009-10-22.txt:04:34:11: you see, ehird? From what I have seen, E-prime makes explicit those things that normally divide most sides of a disagreement +2009-10-22.txt:04:34:51: yes, it is largely dealing with semantics +2009-10-22.txt:04:34:53: BUT +2009-10-22.txt:04:34:59: yes, madbrain +2009-10-22.txt:04:35:02: BUT +2009-10-22.txt:04:35:10: I have used it for years in all my official documents +2009-10-22.txt:04:35:24: and I gotta tell ya, it makes you seem hell of smarter +2009-10-22.txt:04:35:50: also, it has helped me cut through the curvy-turvies of most modern ethical dilemmas +2009-10-22.txt:04:36:04: I know! +2009-10-22.txt:04:36:12: I try to go beyond just removing "to be" +2009-10-22.txt:04:37:03: I also: try to avoid negations, try to avoid stative verbs, try to date and place my sentences, and try to make explicit the source(s) of the evidence my claims +2009-10-22.txt:04:37:20: oh, bloody hell +2009-10-22.txt:04:37:27: do you have any evidence to support that, Pthing? +2009-10-22.txt:04:37:31: heh +2009-10-22.txt:04:37:47: You disagree with sounding rehearsed why...? +2009-10-22.txt:04:37:48: Oranjer: remember? all truths are valid independently of their reasoning method +2009-10-22.txt:04:37:57: yes, quite +2009-10-22.txt:04:38:02: haha +2009-10-22.txt:04:38:51: hardly, ehird--I say an idea's validity is independent of its source +2009-10-22.txt:04:38:54: haha +2009-10-22.txt:04:39:06: *sigh* +2009-10-22.txt:04:39:31: do you have any evidence to support that, Pthing? +2009-10-22.txt:04:39:45: WHAT +2009-10-22.txt:04:39:47: JESUS FUCK +2009-10-22.txt:04:39:54: I have no "catchphrase" +2009-10-22.txt:04:39:57: yes, ehird +2009-10-22.txt:04:40:23: I despise the overblowing of misunderstandings and an air of the assumption of veracity +2009-10-22.txt:04:40:31: I agree, ehird +2009-10-22.txt:04:40:46: I merely stated an opinion of my own +2009-10-22.txt:04:40:57: you see, Pthing, that was hardly a catchphrase +2009-10-22.txt:04:41:04: I can +2009-10-22.txt:04:41:13: I shall think about it, and come back +2009-10-22.txt:04:41:38: I shall think about it, and come back +2009-10-22.txt:04:41:42: oh +2009-10-22.txt:04:41:43: huh +2009-10-22.txt:04:41:49: well, it was hardly intentional +2009-10-22.txt:04:41:57: yes, madBRAIN +2009-10-22.txt:04:41:59: heh +2009-10-22.txt:04:42:04: madbrain: no, Oranjer is making bullshit and we're anti-bullshitting it :P +2009-10-22.txt:04:42:26: aye, ehird +2009-10-22.txt:04:42:49: okay, Pthing, could you repeat what you said I should say in fewer words? +2009-10-22.txt:04:43:20: dammit +2009-10-22.txt:04:43:23: I forgot it +2009-10-22.txt:04:43:48: dammit +2009-10-22.txt:04:44:13: is it just me, or are we totally deconstructing Oranjer's reality piece by piece +2009-10-22.txt:04:44:15: Pthing, now you're just arguing semantics, and that's a dick move, and I fear it is made outa spite +2009-10-22.txt:04:44:33: actually, I suspected as muc, ehird +2009-10-22.txt:04:45:02: *sigh* Pthing, I believe you're operating under the misconception that I am using e-prime, now, in irc chat +2009-10-22.txt:04:45:05: but I am not +2009-10-22.txt:04:45:41: Oranjer: maybe instead of using e-prime you should disambiguate things like "you're arguing semantics" +2009-10-22.txt:04:45:42: a simple style choice, madbrain +2009-10-22.txt:04:45:58: no, Pthing +2009-10-22.txt:04:46:36: I have forgotten what statement of mine you referenced when you suggested that I rephrase said statement using fewer words +2009-10-22.txt:04:46:44: damn Oranjer +2009-10-22.txt:04:46:50: sorry? +2009-10-22.txt:04:46:58: sure, ehird, why the fuck not +2009-10-22.txt:04:47:14: ooh, okay +2009-10-22.txt:04:47:20: yes, ehird, I prefer your version +2009-10-22.txt:04:48:00: yes, madbrain, it mainly uses it as a copula +2009-10-22.txt:04:48:08: *oy vey* +2009-10-22.txt:04:49:14: holy shit, ehird, I just reread the sentence you're criticizing, and it really is pretty bad +2009-10-22.txt:04:49:26: no, Pthing +2009-10-22.txt:04:49:34: no, Pthing +2009-10-22.txt:04:50:01: heh +[too many lines; stopping] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.4501 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.4501 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,49 @@ +7) what, you mean that wasn't your real name? Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +17) ehird has gone insane, clearly. +19) oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! +22) In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +64) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### Meh * FireFly dies +114) insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +130) alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +136) oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? it's not clear from the RFCs +174) it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +220) oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? +227) elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +228) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave +244) oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) +262) (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +272) oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think oerjan: What - the - fuck +307) oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks +351) oerjan: why so potable ...... DRINK ME +370) oerjan you're swedish, right? +392) oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse +420) I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +431) i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +432) oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page thanks elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +437) adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +438) as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw quintopia: I am at Canada. +442) Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +443) oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +501) cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +503) [2008] i'm testing Haiku and it appears that it is a major shit 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +504) Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new +513) i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +530) oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction +531) sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +586) theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +588) well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him +630) yes 5 is very infixr +648) i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +664) But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +697) elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +719) but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +720) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness +725) shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? No. whew we don't have room for more esolangers there. oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? no Whew. We don't have room for more esolangers there. +731) wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +743) well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +744) if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? i just plucked his name at random [...] if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +771) DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +778) oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? fizzie: +47 oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. I... guess you are geographically, too. +784) fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.5111 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.5111 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,75 @@ + 2006-12-21.txt:00:03:10: A METRIC FUCKTON OF LEETNESS + 2007-10-02.txt:22:43:25: Or is it a metric fuckton? +2007-10-02.txt:22:45:28: * SimonRC prefers the imperial fuckton + 2007-10-02.txt:22:46:21: a metric fuckton is larger than an imperial fuckton +2007-10-02.txt:22:47:37: so now you can convert a pound to either newtons or fucktons, depending? + 2007-10-02.txt:22:51:54: everything you need to know about the metric fuckton: http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1398601 + 2007-10-02.txt:22:57:39: a metric fuckton is 2200 fucks +2007-10-02.txt:22:57:47: an imperial fuckton is 2000 fucks + 2007-12-16.txt:00:53:27: I know it's been done, and I knew the first metric fucktons of emacs weren't :) Heck, i've even toyed around with my own (but it's not usable as of yet) + 2008-09-05.txt:18:01:53: the web is shit, people put shit that contradicts other shit in their shit, and as a browser maker you have to bend over, take it, and add a metric fuckton of hacks to make them work + 2008-09-15.txt:12:20:18: and a metric fuckton of other stuff +2009-01-28.txt:15:58:02: Also, that takes up a fuckton of memory. +2009-04-05.txt:21:45:35: which is a fucktonion +2009-05-19.txt:22:51:02: iirc, if you do a fuckton of sequential reads/writes it can be faster, but not by much +2009-05-31.txt:20:09:26: bsmntbombdood: kernel reserves a fuckton of memory for usage later +2009-06-18.txt:21:09:14: They've had a fuckton of settlements. + 2009-06-18.txt:21:10:58: pikhq: metric fuckton? +2009-06-18.txt:21:12:27: SI fuckton. + 2009-06-18.txt:21:14:46: so "metric fuckton" → "SI fuckton" is sily. +2009-06-22.txt:20:56:28: Which is a fuckton of volume. +2009-07-11.txt:00:11:44: They just had a fuckton of aliases. + 2009-07-13.txt:21:55:52: AnMaster: http://futureboy.us/frinkdocs/; a clever calculator/programming languages that knows a metric fuckton of units. + 2009-07-13.txt:21:56:00: (But not the metric fuckton, unfortunately.) +2009-07-13.txt:21:56:12: only the imperial fuckton? +2009-08-10.txt:19:08:15: exactly, a fuckton of .img.bin files +2009-08-20.txt:19:01:29: AnMaster: it uses a royal fuckton + 2009-08-20.txt:19:01:37: (that's bigger than both a metric fuckton and an imperial fucktonne) +2009-08-21.txt:20:19:33: yes, and xserver-xorg installs a fuckton +2009-08-28.txt:13:38:29: a fuckton of Fisherman's Friend lozenges + 2009-08-30.txt:11:42:02: ehird, and the answer is: a metric fuckton more + 2009-10-01.txt:21:35:31: The Windows 95 CD came with more features and a metric fuckton of videos on the disc... + 2009-10-12.txt:18:01:35: And, soon, with five metric fucktons more desk space! + 2009-11-01.txt:11:13:54: Anyway, maintaining a compatible libc would be a metric fuckton of work. +2010-01-02.txt:15:44:58: You said you study computational linguistics funny because I'm pretty sure any ai will involve a fuckton of it + 2010-01-07.txt:21:19:54: Perl 6 sure does have a metric fuckton of operators. +2010-03-06.txt:03:59:51: So why should I bother taking 384 hours explaining the faults of PLT Scheme to you relative to the language at hand when you don't know anything about it except it uses a fuckton of parentheses? + 2010-03-13.txt:18:17:37: It leaked a metric fuckton of memory. And the author had no idea why. + 2010-03-13.txt:18:23:53: `calc 1 metric fuckton in US fucktons + 2010-03-13.txt:18:25:41: pikhq: Y'know, I'm starting to think that metric fucktons aren't even a real unit! + 2010-05-23.txt:17:51:28: And the tag parser itself is going to have to handle finding 3 metric fucktons of text and then realising it's unbalanced and so shooting it off as text + 2010-05-23.txt:17:52:27: 3 metric fucktons +2010-05-23.txt:17:52:57: Yes; it's slightly less than 3 regular fucktons. + 2010-07-18.txt:00:05:24: That used a metric fuckton of crazy shit. +2010-08-09.txt:00:00:49: Wait ... didn't that show The Wire have a fuckton of profanity? +2010-08-09.txt:00:00:59: They had a fuckton of bleeps. + 2010-08-13.txt:00:15:28: dbc: Metric FUCKton, I'll have you know. + 2010-08-13.txt:00:17:31: "he was crushed under a metric fuckton of lovers" +2010-09-02.txt:19:25:14: fizzie: Actually, isn't there some big ARM computer that consists of a fuckton of them? +2010-10-17.txt:17:57:02: pikhq: I think we are up for a FUCKTON of flashbacks. + 2010-10-18.txt:19:59:20: Vorpal: It's, like, a daemon-based fancy-fancy abstraction layer to a metric fuckton of package managers. +2010-10-20.txt:15:02:41: But given that they're an ISP, I'm going with "still a fuckton." +2010-11-06.txt:01:51:16: ...this thing would cost a fuckton. I want it. +2011-01-29.txt:02:26:32: (But wine has a fuckton of dependencies, so gathering them all = nightmare) +2011-02-04.txt:00:35:29: Sure, it produces a *fuckton* of food, but it produces shitty food in a manner that we *can't* keep doing. +2011-02-13.txt:18:08:09: elliott: It certainly made my life fucktons easier. +2011-02-21.txt:03:59:01: and have that expand a fuckton +2011-02-24.txt:00:31:15: elliott_: I dunno about Finnish, but Japanese agglutinates a fuckton. + 2011-02-25.txt:20:39:53: There's a metric fuckton of homework due. +2011-02-26.txt:22:48:23: So, yeah, we spend a *fuckton* of time on primary and secondary education for, well, shitty results. + 2011-08-22.txt:00:01:53: *Java* seems to love using metric fucktons of heap, though. +2011-09-03.txt:03:39:32: CakeProphet: Hey, I'm going to reban you again, because the nvidia code you linked me to uses fucktons of helpers that I can't find the definitions of +2011-09-07.txt:00:02:15: It's in C++, so low-level, it's a fuckton of painful serialisation. + 2011-09-12.txt:03:52:40: As per how many files, roughly a metric fuckton. +2011-09-17.txt:13:57:42: `log fuckton + 2011-09-17.txt:13:57:45: 2010-03-13.txt:18:25:41: pikhq: Y'know, I'm starting to think that metric fucktons aren't even a real unit! +2011-09-17.txt:13:58:50: `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:13:58:53: 2010-10-17.txt:17:57:02: pikhq: I think we are up for a FUCKTON of flashbacks. +2011-09-17.txt:13:59:46: why are people always addressing pikhq with the word fuckton i wonder +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:20: `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:24: 2011-09-17.txt:13:58:50: `log fuckton +2011-09-17.txt:14:00:28: `log fuckton + 2011-09-17.txt:14:00:31: 2011-09-12.txt:03:52:40: As per how many files, roughly a metric fuckton. +2011-09-17.txt:14:01:33: `log fuckton + 2011-09-17.txt:14:01:37: 2009-06-18.txt:21:10:58: pikhq: metric fuckton? +2011-09-17.txt:15:59:22: `pastelogs fuckton diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.5540 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.5540 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +2005-07-19.txt:00:06:27: -!- fungebot has joined #esoteric. +2005-07-19.txt:00:06:27: -!- fungebot has quit (Remote closed the connection). +2005-07-19.txt:00:06:39: -!- fungebot has joined #esoteric. +2005-07-19.txt:00:06:39: Hello tobegnuf: +2005-07-19.txt:00:06:50: Hello xij +2005-07-19.txt:00:09:21: Hello xij +2005-07-19.txt:00:09:38: Hello xij +2005-07-19.txt:00:10:28: Hello xij +2005-07-19.txt:00:13:41: Hello xij +2005-07-19.txt:00:14:18: Hello }^nevaR^{ +2005-07-19.txt:00:15:31: -!- fungebot has quit (Remote closed the connection). +2005-07-19.txt:17:50:54: i'm writing fungebot2 +2009-06-27.txt:19:22:26: Fungebob, meet fungot. Fungot, fungebot. +2012-01-12.txt:12:22:03: Hello tobegnuf: +2012-01-12.txt:12:22:37: 00:09:38: Hello xij +2012-01-12.txt:12:22:45: elliott: it's unclear whether fungebot was -98 or -93 +2012-01-12.txt:12:24:13: `pastlog +2012-01-12.txt:12:24:37: `pastlog +2012-01-12.txt:12:24:42: 2005-07-19.txt:00:14:18: Hello }^nevaR^{ +2012-01-12.txt:12:24:48: 2005-07-19.txt:00:14:18: Hello }^nevaR^{ +2012-01-12.txt:12:25:04: ais523: By a curious coincidence, my logs don't show a "fungebot" at all. It must've been during one of my periodic absences from the channel. +2012-01-12.txt:12:25:21: To think, that I missed a fungebot. :/ +2012-01-12.txt:12:26:07: jix: hi! Do you have any info on that fungebot from 2005? Was it in befunge-93 or funge-98? And do you still have the source? +2012-01-12.txt:12:49:30: Vorpal: I don't have anything about fungebot anymore (and I don't remember working with it) +2012-01-12.txt:12:50:29: `pastlog fungebot +2012-01-12.txt:12:50:36: 2005-07-19.txt:00:14:18: Hello }^nevaR^{ +2012-01-12.txt:12:50:45: `pastelog fungebot diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.5544 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.5544 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +2007-06-07.txt:07:21:11: * pikhq really goes into uncontrollable laughter when comparing the capabilities of those POS machines and a UNIX box. . . (fine, so we're comparing tricycles to Ferraris. . . Still.) +2010-05-16.txt:01:19:21: Sgeo_2: That minor dent in that Ferrari ruins it +2010-10-18.txt:17:03:20: 235| I could also send my ferrari in for repair +2011-09-21.txt:02:11:34: we have also had a car analogy with ferrari cars. +2011-09-21.txt:02:11:37: `log ferrari +2011-09-21.txt:02:11:40: 2007-06-07.txt:07:21:11: * pikhq really goes into uncontrollable laughter when comparing the capabilities of those POS machines and a UNIX box. . . (fine, so we're comparing tricycles to Ferraris. . . Still.) +2011-09-21.txt:02:11:47: `pastelogs ferrari diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.5623 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.5623 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2011-07-23.txt:18:25:12: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-23.txt:23:03:45: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-07-26.txt:13:58:40: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-26.txt:14:14:02: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-07-26.txt:18:44:05: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-26.txt:18:49:16: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-07-28.txt:00:22:06: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-28.txt:01:57:14: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-07-29.txt:01:39:13: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-29.txt:07:45:43: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-07-31.txt:15:45:50: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-31.txt:15:47:44: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-03.txt:11:12:45: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-03.txt:11:16:08: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-05.txt:05:14:17: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-05.txt:11:00:27: How does emacs compare to MS Word for learning curve? +2011-08-05.txt:11:00:43: itidus21: :D +2011-08-05.txt:11:01:02: itidus21: Much shallower. Word shortcuts make no sense at all +2011-08-05.txt:11:01:06: MS Word is childs play in comparison. +2011-08-05.txt:11:01:24: itidus21: o rly? +2011-08-05.txt:11:01:44: but it has less features +2011-08-05.txt:11:02:11: as for me I use openoffice.org writer +2011-08-05.txt:11:02:20: itidus21, just as bad. +2011-08-05.txt:11:02:27: itidus21: You realise Emacs is not primarily a word processor, right? +2011-08-05.txt:11:02:44: can emacs interpret lisp? +2011-08-05.txt:11:03:00: itidus21: Emacs is the only way it is actually possible to stand writing Lisp. +2011-08-05.txt:11:03:19: but can it execute lisp? +2011-08-05.txt:11:03:43: itidus21: Yes, Emacs is based upon and in large parts written in Emacs Lisp. +2011-08-05.txt:11:03:59: lol :o +2011-08-05.txt:11:04:24: does emacs support any other languages in addition to lisp? +2011-08-05.txt:11:04:48: itidus21: It supports all of them +2011-08-05.txt:11:16:37: -!- itidus21 has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). +2011-08-05.txt:17:19:45: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-05.txt:19:16:05: getting analytical... +2011-08-05.txt:19:17:34: the message "pay whatever you want" registers in your concious reasoning as the ultimate bargain... of being entirely in your best interests since it is putting you in control +2011-08-05.txt:19:18:26: and that... any concious attempt to find fault with it could be smothered or rationalized by the fact that it's your fault if you're not happy with the price you pay +2011-08-05.txt:19:19:43: however, such explanations do not account for the role of the individual in a society... complete with norms, expectations, feelings of guilt, feelings of shame, ethics of reciprocity, people-pleasers +2011-08-05.txt:19:20:11: and the idea that in a way you condone things, or vote for them, or sometimes boycott them, with your money +2011-08-05.txt:19:20:32: that collectively people make and break projects by how they spend their money +2011-08-05.txt:19:21:04: thats my take on it. +2011-08-05.txt:19:21:44: there is surely a game theory aspect to it +2011-08-05.txt:19:23:18: itidus21, it's really just a matter of balancing the amount you're paying with the obligation you feel to pay and the incentive for them to provide further bundles. +2011-08-05.txt:19:26:41: its quite possible this person is targetting all creators of free software with this threat seeking out of court settlements +2011-08-05.txt:19:27:09: since with free software its much easier to install it, and thus provide evidence +2011-08-05.txt:19:27:59: i suspect its probably a wider stunt.... spider "touch" them.. hence they don't need a bite mark.. and they don't need to pay for the software +2011-08-05.txt:19:28:50: maybe even a mass mailer +2011-08-05.txt:19:29:17: was it specific about the nature of your software, or could it be mass? +2011-08-05.txt:19:29:54: such a person, with such low odds of success sending such an email, would need a large population +2011-08-05.txt:19:30:27: so its unlikely they have the time to actually try out every piece of software .. oor maybe they did +2011-08-05.txt:19:30:39: itidus21: No I think it was a few years ago in some IRC channel someone asked me directly. Maybe they are trying to be confusing or lying or joking or something I don't know, or tricked me +2011-08-05.txt:19:31:20: oh i see +2011-08-05.txt:19:31:30: so they asked for money back on some free software... thats really bizzare] +2011-08-05.txt:19:34:06: itidus21: Probably because my software confuses some people due to it being different from other software. +2011-08-05.txt:19:35:14: im trying to study some mechanics... +2011-08-05.txt:19:35:30: someone in another room said game coding rarely needs calculus +2011-08-05.txt:19:35:47: but... i seem to encounter calculus at every turn in this subject of mechanics +2011-08-05.txt:19:36:37: itidus21: I also seem game coding rarely needs calculus, but I have found many kinds of mathematics useful in a few cases in various programming whether it is a game or something else +2011-08-05.txt:19:37:47: these topics are pretty tough +2011-08-05.txt:19:38:21: kinematics, acceleration, proper acceleration, geodesic +2011-08-05.txt:19:38:57: i just want a good grasp of how everything works +2011-08-05.txt:19:39:07: i want to create a skeletal animation system +2011-08-05.txt:19:39:18: in 2d +2011-08-05.txt:19:39:33: maybe i should just jump into a tutorial on that directly :P +2011-08-05.txt:19:40:30: i want to design it in pseudocode terms +2011-08-05.txt:19:40:48: design more than implementation +2011-08-05.txt:19:41:01: not necessarily pseudocode +2011-08-05.txt:19:41:06: just the design of it yeah +2011-08-05.txt:19:42:02: i only want design though.. like on paper +2011-08-05.txt:19:42:36: that can come later +2011-08-05.txt:19:42:58: lol... its different because i am under no constraints +2011-08-05.txt:19:43:06: so there is no rush to implement +2011-08-05.txt:19:44:24: so i am trying to figure out how a 2d skeleton would work in practice +2011-08-05.txt:19:45:09: i could certainly make one if it was frozen in place.... but the important part of actually making it animate is lots of thinking involved +2011-08-05.txt:19:46:27: ah.. so it could be that a model to experiment with would be a good start +2011-08-05.txt:19:47:52: hmm still to early for prototype i suppose.. +2011-08-05.txt:19:48:31: so.. to youtube... the great colony google +2011-08-05.txt:19:48:39: ^colony of +2011-08-05.txt:19:54:08: back +2011-08-05.txt:19:54:53: MDude: i mean like an invisible frame of interconnected vertices onto which visible pieces are added +2011-08-05.txt:19:55:02: ^added or.. skinned in some way +2011-08-05.txt:19:55:30: i also want to give it inverse kinematics... just to be awesome +2011-08-05.txt:19:56:10: its all part of some hare-brained scheme for a game engine +2011-08-05.txt:19:57:25: its been done before and all... but it is a pretty sexy thing +2011-08-05.txt:19:58:49: yup +2011-08-05.txt:19:59:00: well see... i don't know this kind of math very well +2011-08-05.txt:19:59:27: so its basically, i know its possible, and its just a matter of finding out which formulas do what i need +2011-08-05.txt:20:00:59: my plans are too freeform to be bound up by something like literate programming +2011-08-05.txt:20:01:53: you could almost say the whole thing is a thought exercize... +2011-08-05.txt:20:02:08: this thing i am working on i mean +2011-08-05.txt:20:05:11: ok i found a tutorial it seems +2011-08-05.txt:20:06:15: I have implemented things in the past, despite not being very good, I know that I can implement things if I have to. So I am focused on the system now. +2011-08-05.txt:20:06:55: perhaps an overengineered monster, perhaps just an experiment +2011-08-05.txt:20:12:47: regarding implementation languages, i have this idea of doing a virtual machine language based around vector graphics primitives +2011-08-05.txt:20:12:58: so this puppy is all about over-engineering +2011-08-05.txt:20:14:17: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-09.txt:20:57:36: maybe itidus21 will get it..... +2011-08-11.txt:09:35:44: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-11.txt:12:00:45: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-20.txt:02:18:36: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-20.txt:02:35:51: IO may cause drowziness. +2011-08-20.txt:02:58:08: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-22.txt:23:08:18: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-22.txt:23:19:53: -!- itidus21 has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). +2011-08-24.txt:09:25:17: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-24.txt:11:36:06: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-30.txt:10:28:03: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-30.txt:13:32:56: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-08-30.txt:14:39:44: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-08-30.txt:15:52:57: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-09-13.txt:09:11:32: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:09:30:43: -!- itidus21 has quit (Read error: Connection timed out). +2011-09-13.txt:09:31:17: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:09:33:51: itidus21: lambda calculus can do any computation that a computer can do, but you have to encode the data as lambda expressions first, and define your functions... +2011-09-13.txt:09:52:07: -!- itidus21 has quit (Read error: Connection timed out). +2011-09-13.txt:09:53:07: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:10:11:52: -!- itidus21 has quit (Read error: Connection timed out). +2011-09-13.txt:10:12:37: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:10:31:18: -!- itidus21 has quit (Read error: Connection timed out). +2011-09-13.txt:10:31:45: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:10:33:12: -!- itidus21 has quit (Client Quit). +2011-09-13.txt:10:33:45: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:10:35:16: -!- itidus21 has quit (Client Quit). +2011-09-13.txt:10:35:31: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-13.txt:10:40:00: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-09-13.txt:13:13:02: -!- itidus20 is now known as itidus21. +2011-09-13.txt:13:13:24: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-09-15.txt:07:08:20: -!- itidus20 is now known as itidus21. +2011-09-15.txt:07:08:33: `karma+ itidus20 +2011-09-15.txt:07:08:41: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-09-15.txt:07:09:10: -!- itidus20 is now known as itidus21. +2011-09-15.txt:07:09:34: -!- itidus21 is now known as itidus20. +2011-09-15.txt:20:25:29: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-15.txt:20:31:38: -!- itidus21 has quit (Quit: Leaving). +2011-09-15.txt:20:50:26: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-15.txt:21:32:09: `run echo "The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details." >wisdom/monqy +2011-09-15.txt:21:32:28: The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details. +2011-09-15.txt:21:32:36: :-s +2011-09-15.txt:21:33:18: i do have an extensive collection of english-translated ancient chinese books and ebooks... but i don't know much about it +2011-09-15.txt:21:33:57: and my memory is hopeless +2011-09-15.txt:21:36:08: `run echo "The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details." >wisdom/monqy +2011-09-15.txt:21:39:11: is itidus21 using mystery to reverse entropy? +2011-09-15.txt:21:40:44: i don't know the stuff seriously +2011-09-15.txt:21:41:11: i do know that leibniz was curious about the i ching +2011-09-15.txt:21:41:35: and wolframalpha says that yin yang is like mathematical monad +2011-09-15.txt:21:44:08: oerjan: if you clone your enemy can you find his weaknesses? +2011-09-15.txt:21:45:00: perhaps having a dna sample of your enemy could give insight into their weaknesses +2011-09-15.txt:21:45:13: im not meaning that this is a good thing.. +2011-09-15.txt:21:45:23: but seems like an inevitable military application +2011-09-15.txt:21:45:50: you could discover allergies they don't know they have +2011-09-15.txt:21:46:23: but on the topic of allergies i have heard it might not be genetic.. i dunno +2011-09-15.txt:21:53:07: back. a topic i am interested in is definitions of difficult and easy +2011-09-15.txt:21:54:00: for me easy to difficult is a continuum, easy being involuntary, difficult being impossible +2011-09-15.txt:21:56:01: i think a task moves towards impossible as the ratio of required materials, time, kilojoules moves away from the available materials, time, kilojoules +2011-09-15.txt:21:56:38: but also the capacity to bridge the gap between the required and available affects it +2011-09-15.txt:21:57:53: you just don't like the word difficult +2011-09-15.txt:21:58:05: noone seems to +2011-09-15.txt:21:58:43: impossible to me is if any chatter here is not dead within 130 years +2011-09-15.txt:21:59:03: i don't believe any amount of science will manage it +2011-09-15.txt:21:59:19: because for one thing science requires money +2011-09-15.txt:21:59:25: and money is a finite resource +2011-09-15.txt:22:00:33: so this time constraint of 130 years may just make it unworkable +2011-09-15.txt:22:01:08: sure if you remove constraints then things become possible +2011-09-15.txt:22:02:56: impossible is also if i held up fingers anyone being able to count them.. +2011-09-15.txt:22:04:13: although there is a possibility that someone really does have a camera in place to count them, it is not a real possibility +2011-09-15.txt:22:05:07: ok ill go chill out +2011-09-15.txt:22:05:10: -!- itidus21 has parted #esoteric ("Leaving"). +2011-09-15.txt:22:06:47: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-15.txt:22:07:44: -!- itidus21 has parted #esoteric ("Leaving"). +2011-09-15.txt:22:10:50: -!- itidus21 has joined #esoteric. +2011-09-15.txt:22:12:04: lagging bad +2011-09-15.txt:22:12:10: maybe impossible is a limit +2011-09-15.txt:22:12:24: which you can only approach,kind of like infinity +2011-09-15.txt:22:15:03: ^not that i want to be here in 130 years +2011-09-15.txt:22:17:04: `log shenanigan +2011-09-15.txt:22:18:07: `log random +2011-09-15.txt:22:18:37: `log impossible +2011-09-15.txt:22:19:42: `log world +2011-09-15.txt:22:20:00: `log world +2011-09-15.txt:22:20:40: `log dwarf +2011-09-15.txt:22:21:16: `log the body +2011-09-15.txt:22:21:45: @gregor, yeah.. the reflex is discussed on wiki page of common misconceptions +2011-09-15.txt:22:24:03: impossible = talking someone out of doing something malicious to you +2011-09-15.txt:22:25:20: basically the drowning reflex is not social +2011-09-15.txt:22:25:29: its not designed to draw others attention +2011-09-15.txt:22:25:42: all energy becomes concentrated on survival +2011-09-15.txt:22:25:52: unfortunately its quite useless +2011-09-15.txt:22:26:37: if drowning reflex worked you wouldn't need bodyguards +2011-09-15.txt:22:26:44: ^lifeguards +2011-09-15.txt:22:34:28: itidus21: You're responding to RANDOM LINES FROM THE LOG?!?! +2011-09-15.txt:22:35:42: Guest53387: yeah, except, i must add that it migt be a social thing.. but the point is the drowning reflex is something you could be 5 feet away from someone and not know they're drowning +2011-09-15.txt:22:35:50: unless you know what to look for +2011-09-15.txt:22:36:45: human body is not good at a few things "rotting teeth"... "drowning" +2011-09-15.txt:22:37:28: i mean we need a dentist industry to avoid chronic tooth pain? its really that bad? +2011-09-15.txt:22:37:43: evolution fucked up on the teeth department +2011-09-15.txt:22:38:54: itidus21: evolution may not have foreseen industrial sugar +2011-09-15.txt:22:38:57: well i feel bad about my rant before +2011-09-15.txt:22:39:12: so im overcompensating :) +2011-09-15.txt:22:39:43: but a toothache won't just stop +2011-09-15.txt:22:40:18: dh_ ok you're right +2011-09-15.txt:22:42:26: :o +2011-09-15.txt:22:42:36: ability to be grandparents +2011-09-15.txt:22:42:42: thats pretty intense +2011-09-15.txt:22:43:00: most animals don't become grandparents? +2011-09-15.txt:22:43:50: `log sandwich +2011-09-15.txt:22:44:19: `log bread +2011-09-15.txt:22:44:31: `log toast +2011-09-15.txt:22:44:48: `log crossaint +2011-09-15.txt:22:44:52: 2011-09-15.txt:22:44:48: `log crossaint +2011-09-15.txt:22:45:20: `log sandwich +2011-09-15.txt:22:45:35: `log sandwich +2011-09-15.txt:22:46:03: `log sammich +2011-09-15.txt:22:52:19: http://blog.progopedia.com/2011/jul/31/gourmet-programming/ +2011-09-15.txt:23:04:06: ok so i was thinking and reading, +2011-09-15.txt:23:04:29: it has occured to me that chessboard does not contain an encoding of the rules of chess within itself +2011-09-15.txt:23:04:45: this is a terrible situation +2011-09-15.txt:23:05:15: so i thought of a possible solution +2011-09-15.txt:23:08:44: i was reading hither and thither +2011-09-15.txt:23:09:49: ok this is the general idea http://oi53.tinypic.com/21jtzs5.jpg +2011-09-15.txt:23:10:31: someone in here once mentioned to me that some game where each piece was a chessboard of its own +2011-09-15.txt:23:11:09: but the idea i am looking at here is each piece is an address of some program section which defines it +2011-09-15.txt:23:12:27: so the chessboard itself i am trying to see as being just a part of a program +2011-09-15.txt:23:13:34: humm.. so how would it work.. it would be +2011-09-15.txt:23:14:22: well firstly you might have a data structure representing a chess piece +2011-09-15.txt:23:15:08: and each class of chess piece could be some numbers plugged into that data structure +2011-09-15.txt:23:16:01: and, so, you could, say each piece was a pointer to a chess piece data structure +2011-09-15.txt:23:18:00: ok Betza defines a pawn as "mfWcfFimfW2" and Parlett defines a pawn as "o1>, c1X>, io2>" +2011-09-15.txt:23:18:20: so you could store "mfWcfFimfW2" at say, address 100 +2011-09-15.txt:23:18:50: and your row of pawns would then all be pointers to address 100 +2011-09-15.txt:23:19:50: now if a piece could break out of the board.. and tamper with the definition of a pawn +2011-09-15.txt:23:20:03: it could start getting quite interesting +2011-09-15.txt:23:29:44: Patashu: so the program becomes the board.. and pieces are presumably tracked by some kind of array or list +2011-09-15.txt:23:34:36: so when it is your turn you would select a cell from those available in your list of cells, and a desired place to move it, and it would look up the instructions of the piece by following its address +2011-09-15.txt:23:35:05: for example pawns might be described at address 100, and then, if your move is possible it would be made +2011-09-15.txt:23:52:03: itidus21: there is no fenestrated wall in programs. +2011-09-16.txt:00:05:32: itidus21: meaning that anything in the program that goes "outside the bounds" of the system has either been designed as part of the system, or is most likely a bug/segfault. +2011-09-16.txt:00:12:29: CakeProphet: yeah.. +2011-09-16.txt:00:13:11: a properly implemented chessboard and chess rules will never bring about a situation where the pieces can leave the board +2011-09-16.txt:00:13:36: leaving board has to be by design or by hacking/bugs +2011-09-16.txt:00:15:30: theres this problem that a game doesn't necessarily become better by being larger or more complicated +2011-09-16.txt:00:19:00: like it can be a memory test[eg the game memory], a reflex test[arcade/action games], a calculation test[puzzle/strategy games], a strength test[punching bag style games/some sports], a stamina test[some sports] +2011-09-16.txt:00:19:40: also.. it can be a test of how much time and money you have +2011-09-16.txt:00:20:41: the idlerpg game is like a test of how long you can maintain an irc connection +2011-09-16.txt:00:21:55: some games where you can buy items or priviliges with real world money show that off... and being able to afford better internet connections or living in country with good internet can improve that +2011-09-16.txt:00:23:00: also games can be a test of the ability to cheat or hacking it +2011-09-16.txt:00:24:31: monqy: because i want to think up a cool game.. and it would be easy if all i had to do was say "bigger! more complicated!" +2011-09-16.txt:00:25:15: the trick is that a game does not infact prove superiority of one over another.. it is an illusion of the ego +2011-09-16.txt:00:29:49: so, another way i try to look at it is the value of art +2011-09-16.txt:00:31:03: poetry, novels, drawings, paintings, musical compositions, sculptures, garden arrangements, house decoration +2011-09-16.txt:00:31:15: ^film +2011-09-16.txt:00:31:54: theater plays, operas, orchestras, concerts, puppet shows, circuses +2011-09-16.txt:00:32:45: singing, dancing +2011-09-16.txt:00:33:58: origami, martial arts, fashion +2011-09-16.txt:00:34:34: cooking +2011-09-16.txt:00:35:52: * oerjan waits for itidus21 to run away screaming +2011-09-16.txt:00:36:46: now whether science, mathematics, physics, electronics, engineering, philosophy, religion, programming etc, fits in with that first list i am not sure +2011-09-16.txt:00:42:25: now these things difficult to classify religion, business, politics, law, military, sales, marketing, tourism, psychology(could be science) +2011-09-16.txt:00:43:08: the last ones seem to be a category of things which are particularly social in nature +2011-09-16.txt:00:44:17: so, i am left wondering where gaming fits in to all this +2011-09-16.txt:00:45:11: is it a drug.. is it a shallow consumable.. +2011-09-16.txt:00:45:21: is it an artform +2011-09-16.txt:00:45:30: is it a science +2011-09-16.txt:00:47:02: perhaps a game can be enjoyed or not enjoyed in just the same way as everything else +2011-09-16.txt:00:48:23: upon a stable basis of friendly people wanting to interact a game can perform it's magic +2011-09-16.txt:01:03:46: so drawing my attention now to how games are played. chess tables in a park. gambling in wild west saloons. casinos. basketball courts. football fields. olympic stadiums. racing tracks. slot car racing venues. golf courses. arcade game places. +2011-09-16.txt:01:04:07: billiads/pool halls. +2011-09-16.txt:01:04:25: ^bulliards +2011-09-16.txt:01:07:02: on a phone. bedroom PC. a lan cafe. lan parties. family tv with console attached. tabletop games like board games, military sims, role playing games +2011-09-16.txt:01:07:59: marble games often played outdoors +2011-09-16.txt:01:09:31: i spy, charades, travel versions of some board games +2011-09-16.txt:01:09:51: newspaper puzzles, magazine puzzles, +2011-09-16.txt:01:10:13: live action role playing games(LARP) +2011-09-16.txt:01:11:13: hop scotch. tennis ball bouncing games, such as bouncing in squares of pavement or bouncing off a wall +2011-09-16.txt:01:11:48: easter egg hunts +2011-09-16.txt:01:13:28: some games seems to be played for entertainment, some played for profit.. +2011-09-16.txt:01:14:25: some for .. i don't know.. i can't really understand mathematicians or why they play mathematical games +2011-09-16.txt:01:15:50: perhaps those are also entertaining, but there is certainly some educational value to some games too +2011-09-16.txt:01:16:37: however, education of course is a means and not an end, and yet we hope that we never stop learning +2011-09-16.txt:01:17:59: * itidus21 walks off in the twilight among the chirps of crickets, satisfied. +2011-09-16.txt:02:32:32: yeah, we can take the burden of knowing something happened without knowing what it was +2011-09-16.txt:03:02:56: `log smeg +2011-09-16.txt:03:03:22: `log smeg +2011-09-16.txt:03:03:31: o.o +2011-09-16.txt:03:04:12: `log loller +2011-09-16.txt:03:04:48: `log fuck +2011-09-16.txt:03:05:10: `log fuck +2011-09-16.txt:03:05:18: `log fuck +2011-09-16.txt:03:05:37: `log unusable +2011-09-16.txt:03:06:30: `log mario +2011-09-16.txt:03:06:49: `log #jesus +2011-09-16.txt:03:07:32: `log http +2011-09-16.txt:03:08:08: `log norris +2011-09-16.txt:03:13:27: itidus21: hi +2011-09-16.txt:03:28:05: `log just using log to maintain some modicum of relaxation +2011-09-16.txt:03:28:07: 2011-09-16.txt:03:28:05: `log just using log to maintain some modicum of relaxation +2011-09-16.txt:03:45:28: my theory that mondrian's style was already existant in flag designs +2011-09-16.txt:03:45:41: but not formalized +2011-09-16.txt:04:59:58: \o/ +2011-09-16.txt:05:00:31: shachaf: well their arms have to be up because basically +2011-09-16.txt:05:00:42: o +2011-09-16.txt:05:00:46: /|\ +[too many lines; stopping] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.5640 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.5640 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +2011-08-19.txt:23:20:31: ("Huh? Shut up! Get lost! Mountains're nice. This's the life. Mountains're nice. Man, you're nosy. Here, take this.") +2011-09-26.txt:11:34:23: Mountains're nice. +2011-09-26.txt:11:36:01: `pastelogs Mountains're nice. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.5756 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.5756 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +2009-06-24.txt:19:07:27: also i have seen so few applicatives that aren't usually extended right on to monads, the only one coming to mind is ZipList (and i recall concluding even those _had_ a monad extension in principle) +2009-06-24.txt:19:08:39: ZipList is mah canonical example +2009-06-24.txt:19:28:12: augur: i'm talking about a theoretical Monad instance for ZipList, lambdabot doesn't have it +2009-06-26.txt:05:30:49: > fromZipList $ fmap chr $ (+) <$> (fmap ord [' diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.576 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.576 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +2008-10-20.txt:20:02:38: finland is very liberal innit +2010-09-20.txt:19:15:16: Finland is very lacking in the mountains department. +2011-12-15.txt:20:17:39: on a side note, someone in a distant chatroom suggested to me that finland is very depressing and a bit of a gulag +2011-12-15.txt:20:18:20: -!- Gregor changed the topic of #esoteric to: on a side note, [...] finland is very depressing and a bit of a gulag | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-12-17.txt:04:15:18: shachaf: Doesn't matter, I hear Finland is very depressing and a bit of a gulag. +2011-12-17.txt:20:53:37: -!- Gregor changed the topic of #esoteric to: on a side note, [...] finland is very depressing and a bit of a matrix of solidity | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-12-17.txt:21:00:15: `log finland is very +2011-12-17.txt:21:00:43: 2011-12-15.txt:20:18:20: -!- Gregor changed the topic of #esoteric to: on a side note, [...] finland is very depressing and a bit of a gulag | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ +2011-12-17.txt:21:00:53: `pastelogs finland is very diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.5864 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.5864 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ + Conformance error + Left side is: 15367/625 (exactly 24.5872) m s^-1 (velocity) + Right side is: 1143/1250 (exactly 0.9144) m (length) + Suggestion: multiply left side by time + or divide left side by frequency + + For help, type: units[time] + or + units[frequency] + to list known units with these dimensions. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.6082 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.6082 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2007-03-27.txt:00:22:10: -!- atrapado has joined #esoteric. +2007-03-27.txt:00:57:06: -!- atrapado has quit ("l3nz"). +2007-03-27.txt:20:24:05: -!- atrapado has joined #esoteric. +2007-03-27.txt:23:41:00: -!- atrapado has quit ("l3nc"). +2007-03-28.txt:20:53:59: -!- atrapado has joined #esoteric. +2007-03-28.txt:23:18:28: -!- atrapado has quit 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+2009-06-10.txt:22:12:12: atrapado: lawyers absolutely know what they're doing. +2009-06-10.txt:22:14:37: ehird, i do not know +2009-06-10.txt:22:14:50: atrapado: you don't know what? +2009-06-10.txt:22:15:06: whether lawyers know what they are doing +2009-06-10.txt:22:16:31: atrapado: what sort of mad alternate universe do you live in +2009-06-10.txt:22:17:09: haha +2009-06-10.txt:22:17:28: ehird, i am debugging the world and looking for a guilty +2009-06-10.txt:22:17:46: atrapado: erm, your grammar seems very guilty +2009-06-10.txt:22:19:14: ehird, yes, can you decapitate it ? +2009-06-10.txt:22:19:31: atrapado: i think it already has been +2009-06-10.txt:22:21:14: ehird, headless grammar it is then +2009-06-10.txt:22:23:00: maybe a grammar without a start symbol +2009-06-10.txt:22:23:54: with several start symbols +2009-06-10.txt:22:25:24: no, i meant S = a string of more than one non terminal +2009-06-10.txt:22:26:11: you do not start with S, you start with, say AB +2009-06-10.txt:22:26:38: yes, i understand +2009-06-10.txt:22:27:21: it might be equivalent, but it is not the same +2009-06-10.txt:22:28:24: some lingustics is, since chomsky defined something there +2009-06-10.txt:22:32:37: atrapado: i dont see what youre getting from this "headlessness" +2009-06-10.txt:22:32:57: the same you are getting with your headness +2009-06-10.txt:22:33:03: from * +2009-06-10.txt:22:33:18: 22:17 atrapado: ehird, i am debugging the world and looking for a guilty +2009-06-10.txt:22:33:18: 22:17 ehird: atrapado: erm, your grammar seems very guilty +2009-06-10.txt:22:33:20: 22:19 atrapado: ehird, yes, can you decapitate it ? +2009-06-10.txt:22:33:22: 22:19 ehird: atrapado: i think it already has been +2009-06-10.txt:22:33:23: 22:21 atrapado: ehird, headless grammar it is then +2009-06-10.txt:22:35:15: it would be funny defined that way +2009-06-10.txt:22:37:01: how would you get 'a' from 'AB' ? +2009-06-10.txt:22:37:42: atrapado: what do you mean? +2009-06-10.txt:22:38:54: psygnisfive, if you start with nonterminals 'AB', what grammar do you need so that 'a' is in the grammar ? +2009-06-10.txt:22:39:03: 'a' terminal +2009-06-10.txt:22:39:15: yeah ! +2009-06-10.txt:22:39:23: every grammar has epsilons ? +2009-06-10.txt:22:39:25: yeah +2009-06-10.txt:22:39:31: can have * +2009-06-10.txt:22:41:02: yes, psygnisfive +2009-06-10.txt:22:42:47: psygnisfive, do you know how many grammars there are ? +2009-06-10.txt:22:43:12: atrapado: Approximately \infty +2009-06-10.txt:22:43:40: exactly the same number as the number of natural numbers +2009-06-10.txt:22:43:50: i think +2009-06-10.txt:22:52:51: do you think a recursive language / a decisor is sufficient for almost everyone ? +2009-06-10.txt:22:53:05: atrapado: what? +2009-06-10.txt:22:53:35: it was a rephrase of bill gates' 640 k is enough for everyone +2009-06-10.txt:22:54:07: i see +2009-06-10.txt:22:54:20: i mean you can do almost any interesting calculation with a decisor +2009-06-10.txt:22:54:38: a machine that always halts +2009-06-10.txt:22:54:56: oh, yes +2009-06-10.txt:22:56:35: psygnisfive, think about a desktop, it surely do not need such non-halting +2009-06-10.txt:22:56:56: atrapado: well, no, you just need absurdly long halt times +2009-06-10.txt:22:57:44: yes, they have limited memory and time +2009-06-10.txt:22:58:25: yes, psygnisfive , they would reach a loop always +2009-06-10.txt:23:09:52: -!- atrapado has quit ("going-to-sleep"). +2009-06-11.txt:07:54:45: -!- atrapado has joined #esoteric. +2009-06-11.txt:13:01:10: -!- atrapado has quit ("Abandonando"). +2009-06-15.txt:09:58:03: -!- atrapado has joined #esoteric. +2009-06-15.txt:13:01:08: -!- atrapado has quit ("Abandonando"). +2009-06-19.txt:10:22:06: -!- atrapado has joined #esoteric. +2009-06-19.txt:10:22:53: any void here +2009-06-19.txt:10:23:32: ah +2009-06-19.txt:10:23:54: are you pointing to something that points to something +2009-06-19.txt:10:24:20: then fire ! +2009-06-19.txt:10:24:23: ** +2009-06-19.txt:10:24:41: yes, dereference the gun +2009-06-19.txt:10:31:03: and shake the body of the function +2009-06-19.txt:11:51:44: ais523: what do you do +2009-06-19.txt:11:51:56: atrapado: I'm an electronic and computer engineer +2009-06-19.txt:11:52:18: yo do computers or computers with computers +2009-06-19.txt:11:55:49: ok i am computer scientist +2009-06-19.txt:11:56:20: and technical developer +2009-06-19.txt:12:00:27: ais523: problems with connection ? +2009-06-19.txt:12:03:00: you will have to de wire less it +2009-06-19.txt:12:03:05: or wire it +2009-06-19.txt:12:04:27: ah no ? +2009-06-19.txt:12:04:33: why +2009-06-19.txt:12:04:44: ah ok, there are no plugs +2009-06-19.txt:12:06:08: i see +2009-06-19.txt:12:06:23: and is cyphered the air ? +2009-06-19.txt:12:07:08: yes, encryption in an illusion +2009-06-19.txt:12:09:24: i am thinking about break it +2009-06-19.txt:12:11:31: i will start reversing md5 +2009-06-19.txt:12:16:10: and then sha1 +2009-06-19.txt:12:16:13: and then sha256 +2009-06-19.txt:12:16:18: and then chaos +2009-06-19.txt:12:16:20: as before +2009-06-19.txt:12:18:17: atrapado: just build a quantum computer +2009-06-19.txt:12:19:07: yes, but i am thinking about what is the most useful thing i can do with this computers, and is break the illusions of cryptography +2009-06-19.txt:12:20:20: and all that is build over them +2009-06-19.txt:12:27:03: and break unix if i can +2009-06-19.txt:12:27:15: and build a better thing +2009-06-19.txt:12:58:38: -!- atrapado has quit ("WeeChat 0.2.6.3"). +2009-06-19.txt:18:32:37: this morning atrapado was claiming that he was going to break all the world's encryption schemes +2009-07-16.txt:09:26:40: -!- atrapado has joined #esoteric. +2009-07-16.txt:10:55:09: -!- atrapado has quit ("Abandonando"). +2009-07-19.txt:11:45:28: -!- atrapado has joined #esoteric. +2009-07-19.txt:14:43:07: -!- atrapado has quit ("Abandonando"). +2009-07-24.txt:19:19:16: -!- atrapado has joined 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e037173e0012 paste/paste.6349 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.6349 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +2011-07-04.txt:07:29:33: elliott: I have no ability to compensate for the presence of zepto +2011-07-04.txt:07:35:12: coppro: im sorry, its called zepto +2011-07-04.txt:07:35:42: or greenzepto +2011-07-04.txt:07:36:09: I zeptofailed +2011-07-10.txt:06:30:03: elliott: that's not zepto enough +2011-07-15.txt:04:02:44: you see, face magice is notable for its complete lack of zepto +2011-07-15.txt:04:03:09: your problem, lack of zepto, was probably caused by it +2011-12-22.txt:19:16:43: elliott: Scotland was obliterated by a burst of zepto? diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.665 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.665 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,300 @@ +2010-06-10.txt:00:17:52: oh piet? you're not taneb from that forum by any chance? (he currently has a piet program avatar) +2010-09-06.txt:20:39:56: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2010-09-06.txt:20:40:51: Hello! +2010-09-06.txt:20:41:03: I'm kinda new to this +2010-09-06.txt:20:41:21: hi Taneb +2010-09-06.txt:20:41:45: What would a Hackiki wiki do? +2010-09-06.txt:20:42:35: Taneb, it runs arbitrary code. +2010-09-06.txt:20:42:49: Taneb: I suppose the idea is we would run interpreters for esolangs directly on it. +2010-09-06.txt:20:43:03: Ah, thanks +2010-09-06.txt:20:52:21: -!- Taneb has parted #esoteric (?). +2010-09-07.txt:04:24:05: Hello! +2010-11-29.txt:15:36:59: but i was a bit confused because i know there's a guy on the mezzacotta forums who uses a piet avatar (Taneb) +2011-07-11.txt:12:50:31: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-11.txt:12:50:45: Hello! +2011-07-11.txt:12:51:26: hi Taneb! +2011-07-11.txt:13:03:18: Taneb: is noryshorts just replacing nand by nor in the description of nandypants? +2011-07-11.txt:13:03:45: @oerjan yeah +2011-07-11.txt:13:04:03: Taneb: @ is a dangerous prefix in our channel :P +2011-07-11.txt:13:04:26: I'll make sure to note that. +2011-07-11.txt:13:04:55: Taneb: which means they're not _entirely_ dual to each other, because they treat 0 and 1 differently +2011-07-11.txt:13:05:18: No, but I think they're both Turing Complete +2011-07-11.txt:13:05:50: I'm working on translating boolfuck into noryshorts +2011-07-11.txt:13:06:10: It's the input that's the hardest +2011-07-11.txt:13:19:33: I think I've got everything for the Boolfuck to Noryshorts conversion exceppt input +2011-07-11.txt:13:21:09: I want to do input for completion's sake +2011-07-11.txt:13:23:37: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/Underload +2011-07-11.txt:13:33:21: Right, I've think I've translated input from Boolfuck to Noryshorts +2011-07-11.txt:13:36:36: And I've had an idea for a simpler one for Nandypants +2011-07-11.txt:13:38:35: Invented by me +2011-07-11.txt:13:39:03: Thanks? +2011-07-11.txt:13:41:43: Oh, ooh dear +2011-07-11.txt:13:46:48: Taneb: oh hm i think your nandypants boolfuck has a bug +2011-07-11.txt:13:47:08: Go ahead... +2011-07-11.txt:13:48:02: Yeah, fixing that now +2011-07-11.txt:13:48:08: I even have the edit page open +2011-07-11.txt:13:52:53: There +2011-07-11.txt:13:57:19: Phantom_Hoover, does your brainfuck-derivative pledge include humorous animal themed brainfuck-equivaletns? +2011-07-11.txt:13:57:58: Taneb, yes, except brickbraining those people is pointless because it would just make their brain slightly harder. +2011-07-11.txt:13:58:33: What about the at least one who has otherwise displayed originality in esoterica? +2011-07-11.txt:13:58:54: Taneb, the only forgiveable one is Ook! +2011-07-11.txt:13:59:04: That was the one I was referring too +2011-07-11.txt:13:59:51: DMM is pretty much the only reason I'm here +2011-07-11.txt:14:01:51: I'm going to vote that the text "Well, not really, but h" to be replaced with "H" in DMM's article on the wiki +2011-07-11.txt:14:05:57: Also, bye everyone +2011-07-11.txt:14:10:19: -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). +2011-07-11.txt:15:16:37: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-11.txt:15:16:47: Hello IRC! +2011-07-11.txt:15:18:44: Taneb: hello again. i fixed your [ ] code, or so i hope. +2011-07-11.txt:15:20:23: Hmm, yeah +2011-07-11.txt:15:21:56: Why oh why did I mentally insert an "out with" into that sentence +2011-07-11.txt:15:22:23: Taneb: well SgeoN1 _was_ abusing it... +2011-07-11.txt:15:23:03: Probably HDD weirdness +2011-07-11.txt:15:24:13: Okay, that's worrying. +2011-07-11.txt:15:25:02: Taneb: there's some history here, Sgeo has managed to break one disk already by acting in a completely inappropriate way after a disk head crash +2011-07-11.txt:15:27:10: I may make an esolang based on football (soccer) +2011-07-11.txt:15:28:16: Like "[player] scores!" would be output +2011-07-11.txt:15:29:10: And input would be "The manager is having words with [player]" +2011-07-11.txt:15:29:14: Or something +2011-07-11.txt:15:33:52: And passing would increment the the ball's variable +2011-07-11.txt:15:34:06: SgeoN1: Like backing up your stuff? +2011-07-11.txt:15:35:48: Also, is Deadfish a finite state automaton? +2011-07-11.txt:15:36:28: That may because something very bad is about to happen +2011-07-11.txt:15:37:16: How much is a few? +2011-07-11.txt:15:38:45: It's going up +2011-07-11.txt:15:39:39: I assume it was zero at some point +2011-07-11.txt:16:31:11: -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). +2011-07-11.txt:16:32:25: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-11.txt:16:32:44: Hello +2011-07-11.txt:16:36:33: taneb: why world is like wtf +2011-07-11.txt:16:37:17: Um... what? +2011-07-11.txt:16:43:08: zzo38: no +2011-07-11.txt:17:05:48: -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). +2011-07-11.txt:17:46:39: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-11.txt:17:47:30: Hello again +2011-07-11.txt:18:02:57: -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). +2011-07-11.txt:18:17:21: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-11.txt:18:19:51: Hello +2011-07-11.txt:18:22:17: What's up? +2011-07-11.txt:18:35:26: Well, NewsCorp is in a tricky situation in the UK +2011-07-11.txt:18:41:38: Not necasohgodIcan'tsppellthatword. That bill for fixed term parliaments never passed +2011-07-11.txt:19:10:15: -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). +2011-07-11.txt:19:30:26: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-11.txt:19:32:16: hello oerjan, Taneb +2011-07-11.txt:19:32:24: Hello +2011-07-11.txt:19:33:10: Also, is Deadfish a finite state automaton? +2011-07-11.txt:19:33:30: Taneb: Deadfish is super turing complete, HTH +2011-07-11.txt:19:37:15: Taneb: deadfish _would_ have been an FSA except that the original implementation horribly broke the check for overflow in the case of squaring. and that's part of its charm. +2011-07-11.txt:20:43:51: -!- Taneb has quit (Quit: Taneb). +2011-07-11.txt:20:44:02: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-11.txt:22:00:26: -!- Taneb has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-07-12.txt:15:17:01: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-12.txt:15:17:05: Hello! +2011-07-12.txt:15:18:05: Countdown has the letters for Linux +2011-07-12.txt:15:19:27: Signed integers can also have Base -2 inegers +2011-07-12.txt:15:19:31: *integers +2011-07-12.txt:15:19:38: Taneb: good point, that's a reasonable representation +2011-07-12.txt:15:22:15: I don't get that XKCD +2011-07-12.txt:15:22:24: Strunk and White? +2011-07-12.txt:15:22:29: Taneb: o_O +2011-07-12.txt:15:22:59: I'm British +2011-07-12.txt:15:23:05: Taneb: so am I +2011-07-12.txt:15:23:58: I still have no idea who Ron Paul +2011-07-12.txt:15:24:02: is +2011-07-12.txt:15:24:26: Taneb: he's the president of australia +2011-07-12.txt:15:24:29: Taneb: American politician, tends to be the third most popular (and thus way behind the Democratic and Republican candidates for President) +2011-07-12.txt:15:27:36: There's a penis joke in that? +2011-07-12.txt:15:28:03: Taneb: well penis enough. +2011-07-12.txt:15:28:18: Taneb: as you can see, we are always on-topic. +2011-07-12.txt:15:31:59: I invoke Godwin's +2011-07-12.txt:15:32:04: And Poe's +2011-07-12.txt:15:33:05: Poe's was about parodies +2011-07-12.txt:15:35:59: Because a ninja is tickling you? +2011-07-12.txt:15:37:36: Explaining recursion is tricky... +2011-07-12.txt:15:37:44: Taneb: try explaining recursion +2011-07-12.txt:15:38:21: Huh +2011-07-12.txt:15:38:46: Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +2011-07-12.txt:15:39:26: Taneb: wait, do you teach programming too? +2011-07-12.txt:15:39:41: Not professionaly +2011-07-12.txt:15:40:01: If I was professional, I wouldn't be on IRC at the same time +2011-07-12.txt:15:40:36: `addquote Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +2011-07-12.txt:15:40:37: 500) Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +2011-07-12.txt:15:43:51: "Kan jeg have en pony?" +2011-07-12.txt:15:46:03: Right, I've succeeded in explaining the return function +2011-07-12.txt:15:46:23: Statement, then +2011-07-12.txt:16:17:21: Here's an on-topic idea: Queue data structure with fast track passes +2011-07-12.txt:16:18:41: ben ate taneb +2011-07-12.txt:16:18:52: He did? +2011-07-12.txt:16:28:45: Lion oil! +2011-07-12.txt:16:29:19: Taneb, the oil of champions! +2011-07-12.txt:16:32:41: Bye +2011-07-12.txt:16:36:27: -!- Taneb has quit (Quit: Taneb). +2011-07-12.txt:16:36:40: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-12.txt:16:36:46: Hello +2011-07-12.txt:16:37:33: hi Taneb, do you wanna do palindromes or math? +2011-07-12.txt:16:37:47: I'm going to do math. +2011-07-12.txt:16:37:57: I'm no good at palindromes +2011-07-12.txt:16:38:15: Better than me +2011-07-12.txt:16:38:56: Not personally. +2011-07-12.txt:16:39:05: I would say "seven a mum" +2011-07-12.txt:16:39:08: British +2011-07-12.txt:16:39:24: Heck, I may even say "seven a mam" 'cos I'm Northern +2011-07-12.txt:16:40:34: No? +2011-07-12.txt:16:40:54: "mu, emphasis"? +2011-07-12.txt:16:42:03: Taneb: thank you, now i just need to fix the small hpm problem +2011-07-12.txt:16:42:50: Oh dear; read ho! +2011-07-12.txt:16:43:05: Taneb: you are a natural +2011-07-12.txt:16:44:07: E, esoteric, ire to see. +2011-07-12.txt:16:44:33: So, is there an annoying esoteric programming language called "E"? +2011-07-12.txt:16:44:45: Taneb: there certainly is a language called that +2011-07-12.txt:16:45:37: But it's conventionaaaaal! +2011-07-12.txt:16:51:09: Flow ebb Malbolge, eg., lob lamb be wolf +2011-07-12.txt:16:52:25: eg. means for example +2011-07-12.txt:16:53:28: Probably +2011-07-12.txt:16:55:47: Yep. +2011-07-12.txt:16:55:55: Or to understand, like the tides +2011-07-12.txt:16:56:27: Lamb has a silent lette +2011-07-12.txt:16:56:30: r +2011-07-12.txt:16:56:40: Sheep is the same in the plural +2011-07-12.txt:16:57:00: So I'm told +2011-07-12.txt:16:58:02: SS eh? Come on, no emo chess. +2011-07-12.txt:16:58:27: SS eh being my lack of understanding is like a ship. +2011-07-12.txt:16:58:54: I have no idea what's going on +2011-07-12.txt:16:58:59: I'm just writing palindromes +2011-07-12.txt:17:00:14: That works too +2011-07-12.txt:17:00:33: I just want to say that the Nazis killed more people than Jews +2011-07-12.txt:17:01:28: Just everyone only remembers the jews +2011-07-12.txt:17:01:37: Yeah, it was mainly Jews. +2011-07-12.txt:17:02:17: That was the communists +2011-07-12.txt:17:02:27: Who killed that clowwn +2011-07-12.txt:17:03:34: Bye +2011-07-12.txt:17:08:28: -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). +2011-07-12.txt:17:40:20: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-12.txt:17:40:35: Hello! +2011-07-12.txt:18:00:51: Hello? +2011-07-12.txt:18:29:47: -!- Taneb has parted #esoteric. +2011-07-12.txt:19:19:33: 500) Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement +2011-07-12.txt:19:39:59: I invoke Godwin's +2011-07-12.txt:19:52:58: Heck, I may even say "seven a mam" 'cos I'm Northern +2011-07-12.txt:19:53:16: by some freak coincidence taneb is elliott's next door neighbor +2011-07-12.txt:20:00:42: well, *coincidence* would be "... it just so happens that taneb's selected target coordinates made him elliott's neighbor" +2011-07-12.txt:21:03:31: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-12.txt:21:03:41: Hello! +2011-07-12.txt:22:08:28: Hello +2011-07-12.txt:22:12:47: I've just had an awful idea for an esoteric programming language +2011-07-12.txt:22:13:37: Taneb: What idea? +2011-07-12.txt:22:14:14: The program is a lambda calculus thing +2011-07-12.txt:22:14:20: Just one. +2011-07-12.txt:22:14:31: It is then run as a church numeral +2011-07-12.txt:22:14:53: And the result is taken as a base 256 number and converted into ASCII and outputted +2011-07-12.txt:22:15:04: If any of that makes sense +2011-07-12.txt:22:15:27: Taneb: see lazy k +2011-07-12.txt:22:16:34: Not quite what I was going for +2011-07-12.txt:22:17:12: I have no idea what SKI is about +2011-07-12.txt:22:19:49: Taneb: just predefined combinators: +2011-07-12.txt:22:23:05: So, it's equivalent to Lambda Calculus? +2011-07-12.txt:22:29:17: Taneb: unlambda is the first and most famous SKI esolang +2011-07-12.txt:22:29:52: Okay +2011-07-12.txt:22:44:33: Good evening, my further East than me addresser +2011-07-12.txt:23:02:21: -!- Taneb has quit (Remote host closed the connection). +2011-07-12.txt:23:57:17: " by some freak coincidence taneb is elliott's next door neighbor" <<< a neighbor of mine was on #proglangdesign some years ago, a channel of about 6 people at that time +2011-07-13.txt:00:06:58: " So, it's equivalent to Lambda Calculus?" <<< yep but the usual conversion algo from lc to ski has an exponential blowup +2011-07-13.txt:12:58:38: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-13.txt:12:58:42: Hello! +2011-07-13.txt:12:59:57: Hello? +2011-07-13.txt:13:09:21: What's up? +2011-07-13.txt:13:11:09: Yeah, CakeProphet, deal with it. +2011-07-13.txt:13:12:37: In other news, I think Egypt's having its October Revolution +2011-07-13.txt:13:12:47: JUST AS I PREDICTED IT WOULD +2011-07-13.txt:13:33:53: Taneb, october revolution in july? nice +2011-07-13.txt:13:45:32: -!- Taneb has parted #esoteric. +2011-07-13.txt:14:30:25: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-13.txt:14:30:47: I've just had an idea +2011-07-13.txt:14:31:01: An esoteric programming language based on Numberwang +2011-07-13.txt:14:31:12: From That Mitchell and Webb Look +2011-07-13.txt:14:31:29: And also Wang B-Machines +2011-07-13.txt:14:31:44: And a bit of Malbolge for extra measure +2011-07-13.txt:14:33:20: Instructions will be, GO RIGHT, GO LEFT, FLIP, IF ON GOTO, and NUMBERWANG. +2011-07-13.txt:14:33:31: Except these will be encrypted as numbers +2011-07-13.txt:14:35:13: In Soviet Russia, The State has no undefined information: action actually is needed +2011-07-13.txt:14:37:11: Numberwang will be the halt instruction +2011-07-13.txt:14:50:57: -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). +2011-07-13.txt:20:07:59: -!- Taneb has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-13.txt:20:15:06: I've been thinking about my next esolang, Numberwang +2011-07-13.txt:20:16:41: It's got elements of a Wang-B machine, Malbolge, and Numberwang from That Mitchell and Webb Look +2011-07-13.txt:20:16:51: Taneb, lemme guess, it'll consist entirely of enterprisey buzzwords designed to make it look like there's a language somewhere which will mysteriously evaporate if any attempt is made to implement it? +2011-07-13.txt:20:17:16: Wow, that's a good idea. +2011-07-13.txt:20:17:21: But it's not Numberwang +2011-07-13.txt:20:17:53: The programs are lists of numbers +2011-07-13.txt:20:18:20: Taneb, you're going to re-create BancSTAR? +2011-07-13.txt:20:18:38: Closer to FRACTRAN +2011-07-13.txt:20:18:53: But it's completely different +2011-07-13.txt:20:20:36: I need a way to convert any terminating decimal into an integer 1 to 4 +2011-07-13.txt:20:21:19: Taneb, round it to the nearest of 1,2,3, or 4 +2011-07-13.txt:20:21:34: Nah, needs to be crazier +2011-07-13.txt:20:21:45: I need a way to convert any terminating decimal into an integer 1 to 4 +2011-07-13.txt:20:22:01: Like, not recurring +2011-07-13.txt:20:22:07: Yeah +2011-07-13.txt:20:22:32: Taneb, take the hash, and find its value modulo 4. +2011-07-13.txt:20:24:23: What do swords have to do with anything? +2011-07-13.txt:20:24:54: Maybe someone blue-nosed bowdlerised it? +2011-07-13.txt:21:36:45: "All fnord fnord always fnord"? +2011-07-13.txt:21:37:12: Taneb: words of wisdom by fungot +2011-07-13.txt:21:39:52: Should I define the Numberwang operation in Numberwang, or keep it vague? +2011-07-13.txt:21:40:40: Taneb: you should define it with a program in numberwang. +2011-07-13.txt:21:40:49: I reckon Numberwang is Turing Complete without it +2011-07-13.txt:21:42:04: I have it print "It's Numberwang! +" +2011-07-13.txt:21:42:53: *may +2011-07-13.txt:21:43:58: Or run the Numberwang program "12! 4.4! 92! 10! 49.8! 2! 2! 2!" with the current tape and everything +2011-07-13.txt:21:45:12: Except I have no idea if Numberwang can do loops +2011-07-13.txt:21:45:26: It probably can. +2011-07-13.txt:21:45:31: It has a GOTO command +2011-07-13.txt:21:47:00: No +2011-07-13.txt:21:49:15: I may write an interpreter and release it closed-source +2011-07-13.txt:21:49:32: Just to watch everyone not bother to do anything about it +2011-07-13.txt:21:52:56: So, may I move the existing Numberwang? +2011-07-13.txt:21:53:18: Which is: a) Orphaned +2011-07-13.txt:21:53:24: b) uncategorized +2011-07-13.txt:21:53:39: c) a brainfuck derivative +2011-07-13.txt:21:54:01: d) not actually uncategorized +2011-07-13.txt:21:58:35: Is there a proper way to link to Wikipedia, or do I just use the external links? +2011-07-13.txt:21:59:25: Thanks +2011-07-13.txt:22:06:44: What do you call it, when you've got the list, the text between the items? +2011-07-13.txt:22:08:12: Like, if I wanted to have Numberwang programs as 13! 42! 2! 7! 9!, it would be "!" +2011-07-13.txt:22:08:21: Thanks +2011-07-13.txt:22:09:15: Also, is moduloed a word? +2011-07-13.txt:22:09:20: As in, moduloed by four +2011-07-13.txt:22:14:00: If I said "modulo 4", etc, the sentence would be ambiguous. +2011-07-13.txt:22:14:04: I've worked around it +2011-07-13.txt:22:21:45: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Numberwang +2011-07-13.txt:22:32:13: What was your idea? +2011-07-13.txt:22:40:09: It is a club, that is for gentelmen +2011-07-13.txt:22:40:15: As in, men who are gentle +2011-07-13.txt:22:40:39: Where they can sit quietly and read, or play bridge if they desire +2011-07-13.txt:22:41:25: Don't know how to play +2011-07-13.txt:22:43:07: On a bridge? +2011-07-13.txt:22:43:21: Taneb, yes. +2011-07-13.txt:22:44:14: You don't know what gender I am +2011-07-13.txt:22:44:33: But yeah, I'm male +2011-07-13.txt:22:44:59: Isn't it rich? +2011-07-13.txt:22:45:02: Aren't we a pair? +2011-07-13.txt:22:45:07: Me finally here on the ground, +2011-07-13.txt:22:45:11: You in mid-air +2011-07-13.txt:22:45:16: Taneb, ah, but are you 40 years old? +2011-07-13.txt:22:46:13: Phantom_Hoover: I'm not going to be 40 for a while +2011-07-13.txt:22:46:19: 24 years +2011-07-13.txt:22:47:39: I am regretting joining this chat +2011-07-13.txt:22:47:51: It's too... +2011-07-13.txt:22:47:58: Taneb, gay? +2011-07-13.txt:22:47:59: Wrong-gentlemen's-club-y +2011-07-13.txt:22:48:12: Nah, too sexual +2011-07-13.txt:22:48:32: Now, that just sounds like a woodwind instrument +2011-07-13.txt:22:49:56: Which part? +2011-07-13.txt:22:50:12: Taneb, well, that'd be telling. +2011-07-13.txt:22:52:34: I am regretting joining this chat <-- you know, there used to much more of this stuff a few years ago :P +2011-07-13.txt:22:52:56: I'm sincerely glad I'm a newb, then +2011-07-13.txt:22:57:15: Okay, I've created three esoteric programming languages this year, and they all begin with N +2011-07-13.txt:22:57:18: Taneb: although funnily i can only recall two people on the channel who are openly gay. (augur being one, of course.) +2011-07-13.txt:22:58:10: I'm not homophobic, I just don't like talking about sex or nakedness +2011-07-13.txt:22:58:34: agda. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.7337 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.7337 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +karma/*: diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.7452 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.7452 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2011-07-16.txt:00:00:57: -!- itidus20 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-16.txt:03:40:55: zzo, sort of like how stage hypnosis is supposed to work eh. +2011-07-16.txt:03:42:10: i've seen an [obviously staged] video of a guy who hypnotized a woman to think he was invisible and then he would tickle her with a feather and make her look up with confusion +2011-07-16.txt:03:42:20: on youtube +2011-07-16.txt:03:43:00: but i am trying to put such bizzare fetishes behind me. +2011-07-16.txt:03:43:22: it might not have been youtube :-? i forget +2011-07-16.txt:03:44:17: and there is that book whose name i am not sure of which apparently has this word fnord which the citizens have been conditioned to block out +2011-07-16.txt:03:44:32: instilling fear in them because it is present in their texts even though they cannot conciously see it +2011-07-16.txt:03:46:59: as far as I know, the actual experience of such things is a deep form of submission whereby you let someone force you to fake it till you make it +2011-07-16.txt:03:50:05: it was after a girl in a chatroom started actually doing this to me that I knew I had to leave her. +2011-07-16.txt:04:07:58: hmm +2011-07-16.txt:04:08:02: math games.. +2011-07-16.txt:04:08:42: quintopia, single or multiplayer? +2011-07-16.txt:04:10:52: I have a small stash of ebooks which I more or less just hoard and don't investigate, some of which may actually be relevant. +2011-07-16.txt:04:14:25: lewis carroll, raymond smullyan, douglas hofstadter +2011-07-16.txt:04:14:46: i don't know if they entirely reach the topic. +2011-07-16.txt:04:16:16: i am sure john conway is relevant to the topic but i don't have any ebooks that are really related to him +2011-07-16.txt:04:20:39: puzzles are more common than actual games +2011-07-16.txt:04:23:26: depressing wiki comment backs me up "This article is about using mathematics to study the inner-workings of multiplayer games which, on the surface, may not appear mathematical at all. For games that directly involve mathematics in their play, see mathematical puzzle." +2011-07-16.txt:04:25:12: maybe things aren't so bad +2011-07-16.txt:04:25:19: anyway here is the page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_game +2011-07-16.txt:04:30:34: As a wannabe game designer it gives me great pain to think about how the only reason games are possible is due to imperfections in the players. +2011-07-16.txt:04:31:08: relative to perfect play that is +2011-07-16.txt:04:31:37: but thats probably a naive view i hold too often +2011-07-16.txt:04:32:49: That is the cynical depressing view that all gaming is to demonstrate some level of deviation from perfect play higher than the opponent. +2011-07-16.txt:04:33:35: Then again we find that perfect play is a waste of time. +2011-07-16.txt:04:34:02: And yet it helps motivate us to play if we idealize perfect play. +2011-07-16.txt:04:34:18: All of this of course is my cynical views which are probably wrong. +2011-07-16.txt:04:36:17: im full of shit ^_^; +2011-07-16.txt:04:37:39: i analyze things too much +2011-07-16.txt:04:38:03: i can think of arguments against my earlier comments but its all just a pile of crap comments +2011-07-16.txt:04:38:49: humm +2011-07-16.txt:04:39:03: you know what i havent seen much is coop games +2011-07-16.txt:04:39:34: i was talking to this guy once about it +2011-07-16.txt:04:42:26: omg the first result on google is an xkcd page +2011-07-16.txt:04:43:20: http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=16990 +2011-07-16.txt:04:43:42: omg quintopia posted on that page +2011-07-16.txt:04:44:41: yeah, i am skillful googler +2011-07-16.txt:04:47:13: well i searched on: "3 player game" "help or hinder" +2011-07-16.txt:04:47:24: didn't work in bing so i proceeded to google and it did +2011-07-16.txt:04:47:56: yet an MS spokeswoman says "if google didn't exist bing would be good enough" +2011-07-16.txt:04:49:15: yeah good enough for me to use as fertilizer +2011-07-16.txt:04:49:47: 3 player eh +2011-07-16.txt:04:50:00: so.... by having an odd number of players the dynamics become much more complex +2011-07-16.txt:04:52:08: this very sort of topic is what eventually led me to a chatroom for esoteric programming languages +2011-07-16.txt:04:53:14: so this page is like anti-3 player games +2011-07-16.txt:04:53:17: but i am all for it +2011-07-16.txt:04:54:21: ashbash makes the point +2011-07-16.txt:04:54:50: chance is fun. +2011-07-16.txt:04:55:42: oh +2011-07-16.txt:04:55:50: an idea just came to me, +2011-07-16.txt:04:56:48: i am a genius of course.. so ideas often come to me +2011-07-16.txt:04:57:37: ok i am "confident" you have not heard of this game before +2011-07-16.txt:04:58:01: so.. each player has 2 private 8x8 boards +2011-07-16.txt:04:58:17: following with me so far? +2011-07-16.txt:04:58:50: itidus20: OK. So far. But that isn't much. +2011-07-16.txt:04:59:02: they each have a pair of 8x8 boards that only they can see.. thus a total of four 8x8 boards +2011-07-16.txt:04:59:34: they also have a bunch of tiles... lets say 128 tiles just to be safe +2011-07-16.txt:04:59:45: 128 each +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:25: and uh.. 2 more tiles of a second color.. and 2 more tiles of a third color +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:50: so.. color 1) 128 tiles, color 2) 2 tiles, color 3) 2 tiles +2011-07-16.txt:05:00:56: hehe +2011-07-16.txt:05:01:43: ok now.. they begin by placing color 3 tiles on the boards.. 1 on each board +2011-07-16.txt:05:01:59: at location.. x = 4, y = 8 +2011-07-16.txt:05:02:37: now, on one of the boards, they place a color 2 tile somewhere +2011-07-16.txt:05:03:09: so far so good? +2011-07-16.txt:05:03:48: oh.. its allowed anywhere except the first tile position +2011-07-16.txt:05:04:10: for now.. that rule might turn out to need altering +2011-07-16.txt:05:04:52: ok.. next.. you build a maze with the color 1 tiles leading to the color 2 tile +2011-07-16.txt:05:05:14: from the color 3 tile to the color 2 tile +2011-07-16.txt:05:06:50: diagonal moves are not possible, but the maze has to be a solid object in the way that a tetris piece is a solid object +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:00: uhh sort of +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:07: maybe it can have gaps +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:14: but uhhh +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:17: hummm blah +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:21: yeah anyway moving along +2011-07-16.txt:05:07:32: well im not sure.. this part is tricky to formalize in words +2011-07-16.txt:05:08:11: so anyway... what happens is.. in any order.. doesn't matter.. each turn.. both players are told which directions have walls +2011-07-16.txt:05:08:21: so it might be like "east and west have walls" +2011-07-16.txt:05:08:51: itidus20: the easiest way to say what i think you are trying to say is "no 2x2 region can contain no color 1 tiles" +2011-07-16.txt:05:09:08: and then the player tells the other player which direction he makes his move +2011-07-16.txt:05:09:33: and both players update their boards.. and its a race to reach the end of the maze +2011-07-16.txt:05:10:04: yup +2011-07-16.txt:05:10:14: its not a bad idea right? +2011-07-16.txt:05:12:21: oh i am empty of ideas now. just had to spill that one +2011-07-16.txt:05:15:48: it is by jumping into such random convos that such ideas come to me +2011-07-16.txt:05:15:51: i never get them on my own +2011-07-16.txt:05:17:04: zzo, yeah i like to consider every possible use of the chessboard other than to play chess :-? +2011-07-16.txt:05:18:37: itidus20: Yes you can make other games using the same or similar board. Some game similar to chess includes Xiangqi, Shogi, played with their own board, but it is still like chess, you still take turn moving 1 piece each, you attack opponent's king and can win, etc. +2011-07-16.txt:05:18:48: i actually created a wild image with my wacom tablet the other day to show my desire to stretch the game of chess +2011-07-16.txt:05:22:11: I liked the chess variant shown on the big bang theory +2011-07-16.txt:05:22:53: http://oi55.tinypic.com/15n2fro.jpg +2011-07-16.txt:05:24:34: damn +2011-07-16.txt:05:26:01: i dont like chess because i have no clue how to play.. and that being the best is ridiculously difficult +2011-07-16.txt:05:26:37: and a game like chess to me is the perfect thing to exploit into other games +2011-07-16.txt:05:29:09: the maze thing is probably not as good in practice as it sounds. +2011-07-16.txt:05:29:33: itidus20: I believe you. +2011-07-16.txt:05:29:51: but the idea is fun +2011-07-16.txt:05:32:10: you're right... its basically battleships except reduced down to 1 small ship +2011-07-16.txt:05:33:23: no i don't. +2011-07-16.txt:05:33:42: itidus20: i am getting another idea for a maze game +2011-07-16.txt:05:35:57: quintopia: I once had an idea about generating a maze by dice rolls +2011-07-16.txt:05:36:57: itidus20: i want to make a cross between pacman and fox-and-geese, where the geese player is the only one who knows the maze and the positions of everything. +2011-07-16.txt:05:38:01: zzo, i am fascinated by some dragonball z emulated roms based on card games +2011-07-16.txt:05:38:22: ah fox and geese.. i have a book around with a lot of games described +2011-07-16.txt:05:39:20: theres 1 special book about chess history which i have been unable to locate on the internet +2011-07-16.txt:05:40:18: ill check my browser history +2011-07-16.txt:05:41:13: A History Of Chess by some H.J.R. Murray +2011-07-16.txt:05:42:43: itidus20: Surprisingly, I can't find it either. I thought I had a near comprehensive set of books on chess. +2011-07-16.txt:05:42:54: its very special that one +2011-07-16.txt:05:43:01: will be hard to find +2011-07-16.txt:05:43:52: I learned about it when I started to want to know about the very origins of chess +2011-07-16.txt:05:47:27: theres something so compelling about chess.. but yet for me there is a certain boredom that i imagine with it +2011-07-16.txt:05:49:52: itidus20: I think I have also played some kind of card game Dragonball Z on NES, although I am unsure of the rule. Each card two numbers, one above is dots tell you how many times to move, the one below I am not sure what it means. +2011-07-16.txt:05:50:20: zzo38: yeah.. thats exactly the kind of game i mean. they're fun to watch +2011-07-16.txt:05:50:36: i have no clue what goes on though +2011-07-16.txt:05:52:48: oh well i think theres some translations anyway +2011-07-16.txt:05:52:56: but even still i would have no idea +2011-07-16.txt:05:54:27: so, zzo, did you learn much about chess variants? +2011-07-16.txt:05:55:22: i actually basically independantly discovered the theory of chess variants +2011-07-16.txt:05:55:45: and, at the end i googled it and found out with dismay that what i had discovered was nothing new at all +2011-07-16.txt:05:56:56: perhaps theory is the wrong word.. but i will explain +2011-07-16.txt:05:56:59: itidus20: http://chessvariants.org/ +2011-07-16.txt:05:57:27: oh, well, by discovering it myself i had insight into exactly what chess variants are. +2011-07-16.txt:05:58:07: they are taking the properties of the individual pieces and forming an abstract class which you might call "chesspiece" +2011-07-16.txt:05:58:21: and.. deriving from that class.. new pieces +2011-07-16.txt:05:58:42: this general process is exceedingly powerful +2011-07-16.txt:06:04:55: so naturally most chess moves resolve into vectors. either specific lengths or unlimited +2011-07-16.txt:06:05:40: now .. this creates a problem if you imagine a chessboard of say 1000x1000 ... do you still want some pieces crossing it in one go -- that is -- are unlimited movement vectors implied on boards > 8x8 +2011-07-16.txt:06:05:57: its all very fun for a rainy day +2011-07-16.txt:06:07:40: of course one way around that would be to divide the board up into districts +2011-07-16.txt:06:07:54: where a piece has to stop at the edge +2011-07-16.txt:06:08:00: sort of +2011-07-16.txt:06:10:37: the trouble starts when you start trying to abstract moves like en passant and castling +2011-07-16.txt:06:11:10: then it feels like a scripting language would be useful +2011-07-16.txt:06:11:21: in the definition of the pieces +2011-07-16.txt:06:14:48: back +2011-07-16.txt:06:14:57: dandy: variant pieces +2011-07-16.txt:06:15:12: well, i don't know. perhaps the conversation has multi-threaded too +2011-07-16.txt:06:15:22: which is nice +2011-07-16.txt:06:16:57: So I decided when I was thinking about chess variants that the minimal conditions I would find acceptable is a system which could describe all the rules of chess +2011-07-16.txt:06:17:27: including castling and pawns moving 2 spaces on their first go, and queening, and en passant etc +2011-07-16.txt:06:18:46: I did try for a little while. I think as I became aware of the existence of professionals who had already done a lot of it, I lost interest. +2011-07-16.txt:06:18:52: both :D +2011-07-16.txt:06:19:45: I had plans on making a program to do it but it started to make me sweat so by then i had thrown in towel +2011-07-16.txt:06:20:29: I didn't have any exciting ideas anyway +2011-07-16.txt:06:20:49: I simply realized that chesspieces could be highly generalized. +2011-07-16.txt:06:21:48: Also, there is the draw I feel towards making a realtime chess +2011-07-16.txt:06:22:00: I have seen a youtube video of kungfu chess. +2011-07-16.txt:06:25:51: I feel a small joy reading "I would rather take the real-time chess concept as far as it can go." +2011-07-16.txt:06:26:52: but yeah.. sumo volleyball sounds like the kind of nonsense I would be looking to create +2011-07-16.txt:06:31:38: well, i decided to define a boolean named virgin for whether or not a piece has moved yet :D +2011-07-16.txt:06:33:08: i also abstracted the role of the king into an idea of like a squad leader +2011-07-16.txt:06:35:08: so uh.. you could have a chess army consisting of multiple squads.. +2011-07-16.txt:06:35:15: and if you take down the leader, the whole squad falls +2011-07-16.txt:06:35:58: yeah, i am full of ideas on this kind of thing.. it provides me some kind of perverse pleasure +2011-07-16.txt:06:39:06: YChat works. +2011-07-16.txt:06:39:11: I dunno how it compares +2011-07-16.txt:06:40:13: hmm.. seems they are related +2011-07-16.txt:06:40:41: looking on the about box one of the devs of this ychat has an email address silverex@silverex.org +2011-07-16.txt:06:41:18: itidus20, so basically, you're using Silverex, which just puts YChat as the name of the program +2011-07-16.txt:06:41:33: im using some version of it +2011-07-16.txt:06:41:40: i dont know +2011-07-16.txt:06:42:05: its listed as: X Chat 2 in the start menu +2011-07-16.txt:06:42:46: weird +2011-07-16.txt:08:12:22: whats QI? +2011-07-16.txt:08:12:41: is it IQ backwards? +2011-07-16.txt:08:13:06: ah yes +2011-07-16.txt:08:14:14: "last night" +2011-07-16.txt:08:14:16: hehehehe +2011-07-16.txt:08:15:17: I doubt that there is a QI esolang though. +2011-07-16.txt:08:15:51: although.. much to my surprise, a term i thought up "hashashins weed" has already been used +2011-07-16.txt:12:18:45: -!- itidus20 has quit (*.net *.split). +2011-07-16.txt:12:19:58: -!- itidus20 has joined #esoteric. +2011-07-16.txt:18:35:15: yay darkest hours are always the most thrilling +2011-07-16.txt:18:46:30: hagb4rd, is your point that the first 3d shooters are more awesome than the ones which followed? +2011-07-16.txt:18:48:47: hagb4rd: I have become aware in my thoughts that software developers tend to take credit for improvements caused by hardware +2011-07-16.txt:18:49:58: hagb4rd: are you happy with 6fps? im a little confused where you actually stand on this +2011-07-16.txt:18:51:09: i am amazed atari had a fps +2011-07-16.txt:19:07:03: hagb4rd: I am glad you showed these fps videos. Anyway I think that the fps genre is losing creativity. +2011-07-16.txt:19:19:19: hag: I had some ideas about planets in 2d. +2011-07-16.txt:19:19:56: The first idea I had is that if you walk far enough to the left or right in 2d you can come up on the other side +2011-07-16.txt:19:20:12: itidus20, ... +2011-07-16.txt:19:20:51: itidus20: you mean you came up with the idea of somehow making R^2 into a torus? +2011-07-16.txt:19:21:33: i am happy to admit i am full of crap and can laugh at myself about it +2011-07-16.txt:19:22:19: oklofok: when I was thinking about it what I really wanted to achieve is to do it without a sense of cheating the player +2011-07-16.txt:19:23:45: R^2 is already over my head, but I can still carry on +2011-07-16.txt:19:24:58: i have wiki at my side +2011-07-16.txt:19:25:52: but so this wasn't entirely enough for me. there was more. i wanted to allow the player to "dig through the planet" +2011-07-16.txt:19:26:33: humm i will make a quick paint pic +2011-07-16.txt:19:30:01: http://oi51.tinypic.com/nl4u1v.jpg +2011-07-16.txt:19:30:45: in this pic you can sort of see the idea of "digging" through but the first problem arises. it looks very odd if the player does not turn his head around as he falls +2011-07-16.txt:19:31:36: so i had this idea that the center of the planet could be another torus , to borrow your word +2011-07-16.txt:19:32:06: no wait, maybe that wasn't the idea +2011-07-16.txt:19:32:34: anyway.. i thought.. when you reach the center of the planet while falling through, you should reach a dark screen where your path follows a U shape +2011-07-16.txt:19:32:53: and you start falling upwards without actually turning upside down +2011-07-16.txt:19:34:03: itidus20, suggest you read http://everything2.com/title/Using+Asteroids+to+explain+the+topological+classification+of+2-manifolds +2011-07-16.txt:19:34:22: ok +2011-07-16.txt:19:37:32: (still reading the article, even while I type this) my more general theorum is that in practice the earth looks flat. It never actually looks like a sphere to anyone standing on it. So it should never have to look round in a video game. +2011-07-16.txt:19:38:21: itidus20: what about on mountains near the ocean? +2011-07-16.txt:19:38:27: itidus20, what if someon finds a way to lift off into seep space in the game? +2011-07-16.txt:19:38:54: ya ur rite +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:01: but.. +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:04: itidus20: you want a surface like that of earth's, but infinitely deep? +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:10: maybe its possible to do both +2011-07-16.txt:19:39:49: well first I imagined a giant circle. and I thought, how big does the circle have to be so that it looks flat +2011-07-16.txt:19:40:14: itidus20, it wouldn't be an absolute size, but a size relative to the observer +2011-07-16.txt:19:40:33: (still reading the article, even while I type this) my more general theorum is that in practice the earth looks flat. It never actually looks like a sphere to anyone standing on it. So it should never have to look round in a video game. +2011-07-16.txt:19:42:05: oklofok, well i decided that as you reach the center you reach a black background and your sprite follows a U path and when it goes up again it is falling upwards to some other point. so i guess that is infinite depth. +2011-07-16.txt:19:42:32: itidus20: i think it's better to prevent reaching the middle altogether +2011-07-16.txt:19:44:00: I am full of crap. I am a whole magnitude below mathematically. ^_^ +2011-07-16.txt:19:44:11: But I think up things from left field. +2011-07-16.txt:19:45:39: So I was trying to squiash all this into a tile based side scroller (as an idea) which cannot rotate. +2011-07-16.txt:19:50:18: ok i guess theres room for compromise +2011-07-16.txt:19:51:15: so what do you do.. make the character change size? :D :D +2011-07-16.txt:19:51:53: perhaps as he falls deeper he scales up +2011-07-16.txt:19:52:31: like a map projection, when a man goes to iceland +2011-07-16.txt:19:52:36: his body probably grows larger +2011-07-16.txt:19:52:56: itidus20, what +2011-07-16.txt:19:53:12: yeah. greenland/iceland is gigantic on most map projections +2011-07-16.txt:19:53:29: " perhaps as he falls deeper he scales up" well more like gets smaller +2011-07-16.txt:19:53:51: phantom, it has occured to me that the missing link could be that the character could actually change size to make it all work +2011-07-16.txt:19:54:04: thanks to listening to this conversation +2011-07-16.txt:19:55:00: ok hagb4rd: like suppose uh.. Zelda.. was played on a typical map projection. +2011-07-16.txt:19:55:19: now when he is standing on iceland his body will be stretched :D +2011-07-16.txt:19:56:17: itidus20: i was thinking maybe you could have a metric such that on every level of depth inside earth, you have a surface with the same circumference as earth, but you have infinitely many concentric balls "on top" of each other +2011-07-16.txt:19:57:08: oklofok, i really did actually commit some of this to paper months ago.. but i am clueless on topology +2011-07-16.txt:19:57:24: so now it comes to life +2011-07-16.txt:19:58:42: oklofok: well the deeper paradox of falling through earth is that your up vector has to change at some point +2011-07-16.txt:19:58:56: Phantom_Hoover: oh i see itidus20 was already bringing up similar ideas. btw this reminds me of a valerian comic... +2011-07-16.txt:19:59:04: itidus20: unless you just fall infinitely? +2011-07-16.txt:19:59:15: so I decided let him fall in U shape +2011-07-16.txt:20:00:36: because if i didnt say let him fall in a U shape then either the map flips upside down or the character flips upside down and it would look awkward +2011-07-16.txt:20:00:55: something would have to flip +2011-07-16.txt:20:01:09: i also realize that you couldn't actually fall through.. gravity would pin you in the center +2011-07-16.txt:20:01:57: the idea of falling through is really just to ensure that the planet is real +2011-07-16.txt:20:02:37: anyone who quotes that evil man behind general semantics who says the map is not the territory is to be slain >:) +2011-07-16.txt:20:03:08: i also realize that you couldn't actually fall through.. gravity would pin you in the center +2011-07-16.txt:20:04:27: phantom, so uhh.. i don't think any player has any actual reason to dig in a planet. but i think that the idea forces the game to cope with that possibility +2011-07-16.txt:20:04:52: itidus20, the gravity at a planet's core is 0. +2011-07-16.txt:20:05:06: ahh +2011-07-16.txt:20:05:28: does it decrease as you approach the center? +2011-07-16.txt:20:05:45: itidus20, yes. +2011-07-16.txt:20:06:10: itidus20: basically for a perfectly spherical body, the gravity at a point inside is given by only the part of the body that is further inside from you +2011-07-16.txt:20:06:49: on a related idea. i had this idea of a game of life sort of thing which makes connected clusters of dots have a mass and hence a gravity and to affect each other +2011-07-16.txt:20:07:26: " on a related idea. i had this idea of a game of life sort of thing which makes connected clusters of dots have a mass and hence a gravity and to affect each other" <<< can i steal this idea and try to do something cool with it next week? +2011-07-16.txt:20:08:08: all of my ideas are free to do whatever you like with as long as i get to use them myself +2011-07-16.txt:20:08:14: lol +2011-07-16.txt:20:08:43: as in, i don't want to get cut off from my own ideas +2011-07-16.txt:20:09:25: so a tetris piece would have a mass of 4 +2011-07-16.txt:20:10:06: but if 2 tetris pieces bumped together, they would become one object with a mass of 8 +2011-07-16.txt:20:11:01: for me, diagonal connections in CA's (i love the acronyms you guy use so casually) is good enough to share mass +2011-07-16.txt:20:12:09: itidus20: as i love telling people, i get payed to play with ca all day so acronymizing it gets pretty casual +2011-07-16.txt:20:12:44: oklofok: ok heres another idea i had (i was on a roll that day) +2011-07-16.txt:20:13:12: a chess game CA where the piece type is determined by the pieces around it +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:00: well it would be just a CA... but the pieces would exist as uhh +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:03: itidus20: huh? +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:13: the pieces would be implied by the rules of the CA I guess.. +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:41: so say you had a cell on its own.. that could be a pawn +2011-07-16.txt:20:14:47: as an example +2011-07-16.txt:20:15:13: itidus20: chess pieces are not really mathematically interesting +2011-07-16.txt:20:15:19: i actually drew up some ideas of possible rules for which pieces are which +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:05: oh.. well.. ok.. so you start with a regular game of life +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:12: and.. in between turns +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:25: generations? +2011-07-16.txt:20:16:56: ok lets say its not quite game of life.. lets say you have 2 teams .. so trinary state +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:08: because its chess +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:21: or uhh +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:24: uhhhmmm +2011-07-16.txt:20:17:34: i never really thought about it that way +2011-07-16.txt:20:18:19: well.. you would have a dead cell, a black cell, and a white cell +2011-07-16.txt:20:19:20: so at the end of a generation the player can select 1 cell.. whose type is determined by the cells around it +2011-07-16.txt:20:19:35: and move it +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:01: and in all likelihood it is now a new kind of piece having moved +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:24: and lets say you can capture an enemy cell by moving onto it +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:49: i try +2011-07-16.txt:20:20:51: hehe +2011-07-16.txt:20:21:32: i was discussing that very question in here last night about how far can a chesspiece move +2011-07-16.txt:20:22:10: ok finite ca +2011-07-16.txt:20:22:46: so the actual pieces are represented as rules of neighborhoods +2011-07-16.txt:20:23:17: and the fun of the design is determining which neighborhoods map to which pieces +2011-07-16.txt:20:23:49: I came up with a set but I never did anything with this idea +2011-07-16.txt:20:26:28: The idea could also be extended into fairy chess. +2011-07-16.txt:20:28:13: sorry taneb +2011-07-16.txt:20:28:23: i will join your convo +2011-07-16.txt:20:38:10: working on CAs it must be tough to resist the topic i came up with. +2011-07-16.txt:20:40:18: so, on looking at reduceron page, I feel my ineptitude. what's the best language to learn functional programming concepts? +2011-07-16.txt:20:41:30: thanks +2011-07-16.txt:20:41:53: i have tried reading up on lambda calc once but i never quite got it +2011-07-16.txt:20:42:12: ^ http://byob.berkeley.edu/ +2011-07-16.txt:20:42:30: oh nice it's visual programming +2011-07-16.txt:20:42:59: I won't fuck the room again by my ideas about visual programming. +2011-07-16.txt:20:43:07: ill just quiet down +2011-07-16.txt:20:44:10: because if you think my ideas about torus worlds, gravity CAs, chess CAs make a mess. then visual programming is just as bad +2011-07-16.txt:20:44:48: i'll save it for another day +2011-07-16.txt:20:49:14: I smash them together like a particle collider +2011-07-16.txt:20:49:52: =)) +2011-07-16.txt:20:50:29: Basically I see things as existing in academic space and entertainment space. +2011-07-16.txt:20:51:14: I take inspiration from people like lewis carroll +2011-07-16.txt:20:51:52: hmm... +[too many lines; stopping] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.7463 diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.7841 diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.7949 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.7949 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +2011-07-16.txt:16:01:00: Please don't tell me you live in Hexham. +2011-09-21.txt:18:45:41: `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham +2011-09-21.txt:18:48:19: ais523: tl;dr Taneb mentioned he was from Northumberland, PH said "please don't tell me you live in Hexham", Taneb freaked out. +2011-09-21.txt:19:35:11: `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.8129 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.8129 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +bar: 1 +c++: -1 +foo: 1 diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.8173 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.8173 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +2011-09-14.txt:23:01:30: `learn Esoteric is an abbreviation for Esoteric Programming Languages as contrasted with Esoteric languages such as lojban and klingon and contrasted with the occult, however those topics may well be compatible with each other .. according to itidus20 +2011-09-14.txt:23:31:07: `learn :( :-D +2011-09-14.txt:23:57:12: `learn Strfile has a mysterious purpose. +2011-09-14.txt:23:58:19: `learn Everyone in here is mad. +2011-09-15.txt:01:52:40: `learn will demonstrate to sgeo the syntax. +2011-09-15.txt:01:53:33: `learn easy is figuring out the syntax of the learn command. +2011-09-15.txt:01:57:02: `learn ievan is basically http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI +2011-09-15.txt:02:00:20: `log `learn +2011-09-15.txt:02:00:23: 2011-09-15.txt:01:52:40: `learn will demonstrate to sgeo the syntax. +2011-09-15.txt:02:00:29: `log `learn +2011-09-15.txt:02:00:32: 2011-09-15.txt:01:57:02: `learn ievan is basically http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI +2011-09-15.txt:02:00:34: `log `learn +2011-09-15.txt:02:00:37: 2011-09-15.txt:02:00:29: `log `learn +2011-09-15.txt:02:00:39: `log `learn +2011-09-15.txt:02:00:42: 2011-09-15.txt:02:00:39: `log `learn +2011-09-15.txt:02:00:44: `log `learn +2011-09-15.txt:02:00:48: 2011-09-14.txt:23:01:30: `learn Esoteric is an abbreviation for Esoteric Programming Languages as contrasted with Esoteric languages such as lojban and klingon and contrasted with the occult, however those topics may well be compatible with each other .. according to itidus20 +2011-09-15.txt:02:00:59: `log `learn +2011-09-15.txt:02:01:02: 2011-09-15.txt:02:00:44: `log `learn +2011-09-15.txt:02:01:05: `log `learn +2011-09-15.txt:02:01:08: 2011-09-15.txt:02:00:39: `log `learn +2011-09-15.txt:02:01:24: `pastelogs `learn diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.840 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.840 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +2004-06-28.txt:02:35:15: like Godzilla +2008-09-09.txt:21:44:05: say you make a movie called Godzilla Murders Everyone in a Fashionable Way +2008-09-09.txt:21:44:29: Godzilla Murders Everyone in a Fashionable Way.movie is. +2009-05-18.txt:16:52:17: it's like metal godzilla stepped on your motherboard +2010-11-15.txt:18:52:14: Godzilla's big in Japan. Also, everywhere. +2010-12-07.txt:21:06:31: I'm Godzilla coming! I want to die! +2010-12-07.txt:21:06:45: I'm -- Godzilla! -- coming! I want to die! +2010-12-07.txt:21:07:06: Gregor: "Godzilla is coming! I don't want to die!" +2010-12-07.txt:21:07:24: Oh! Godzilla! Don't stop! I'm coming! I want to die! +2010-12-07.txt:21:08:31: pikhq: You're not sexually attracted to Godzilla. +2010-12-07.txt:21:08:41: pikhq: You're not sexually attracted to Godzilla at all. +2011-03-31.txt:20:54:10: "make your own godzilla bio-robot!" +2011-03-31.txt:20:55:29: the real godzilla was of course just a japanese college project with too many programming bugs +2011-09-15.txt:06:59:28: `log godzilla +2011-09-15.txt:06:59:48: 2010-12-07.txt:21:06:31: I'm Godzilla coming! I want to die! +2011-09-15.txt:07:00:32: `pastelogs godzilla +2011-09-15.txt:07:00:42: 2010-12-07.txt:21:06:31: I'm Godzilla coming! I want to die! +2011-09-15.txt:07:03:55: `pastelogs godzilla diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.8464 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.8464 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2003-07-31.txt:19:06:42: alt.drugs.intercal +2003-07-31.txt:19:07:18: Heh... I imagine Intercal is classified as a depressant, and not as a stimulant... ;) +2003-07-31.txt:19:07:42: I think that when I was programming in Intercal I was seeing colors... +2004-04-30.txt:07:45:56: heatsink a reference similar to the 'f - not funny' in that intercal paper? +2004-05-25.txt:04:37:04: I don't think we have ever discussed intercal here +2004-05-25.txt:04:51:38: Toreun: I found him in #intercal +2004-05-25.txt:04:55:43: intercal? I should get around to playing with that a bit +2004-05-25.txt:07:27:02: imo intercal was a bit too strange when it came to doing IO. although I faintly recall c-intercal providing an extension that made it a bit less silly. +2004-05-27.txt:16:29:31: *real* language that's as perverse and limiting as INTERCAL... +2004-05-27.txt:22:00:50: I was playing around with the idea of a chip for interpreting intercal +2004-05-27.txt:22:01:23: you were supposed to build us befunge processor, not intercal-optimized ones. +2004-06-02.txt:16:39:59: that's like asking a good intercal way of doing arithmetic operations, only worse. +2004-10-05.txt:22:23:01: Hipo: like Brainfuck, Befunge, Whitespace, INTERCAL, Unlambda, ... +2005-05-05.txt:12:53:29: Knuth has an Intercal version in his page +2005-05-21.txt:14:00:32: if it is BF, INTERCAL or BeFunge then it can stay +2005-05-21.txt:14:00:34: there are a few that are universally accepted, like brainfuck and intercal +2005-05-21.txt:14:13:56: The main esolang article lists the following as "notable": Befunge, Brainfuck, False, INTERCAL, Malbolge, Shakespeare, Unlambda and Whitespace +2005-05-21.txt:21:35:50: I agree with all you mention (I miss Intercal) +2005-05-26.txt:23:27:25: why would we have tarball distributions? most programs in brainfuck, intercal, wierd, snusp, etc are single files +2005-05-29.txt:04:23:51: the file extension .i seems to be used for both INTERCAL and iag +2005-05-29.txt:18:51:43: *sigh* I was in the process of writing an INTERCAL article in the wiki, and the accidently close the wrong tab :( +2005-05-29.txt:18:53:16: the INTERCAL thing, more than the spelling +2005-06-03.txt:19:21:34: anybody familiar with C-INTERCAL here? Chris? +2005-06-03.txt:20:12:17: kipple: I don't know about C-INTERCAL but that error sounds as if it depends on a file from the distribution that can't be found +2005-06-03.txt:22:21:49: we need an INTERCAL article at the wiki +2005-06-03.txt:22:27:21: INTERCAL is one of those classic esoteric programming languages everyone praises and nobody programs in, i guess +2005-06-03.txt:22:32:59: i made a lame stub for INTERCAL just to have something there +2005-06-03.txt:22:36:41: I just read partially the spec of INTERCAL, a few years ago +2005-06-03.txt:22:37:28: wasn't INTERCAL designed to be uninterpretable/compilable? +2005-06-03.txt:22:39:20: I was going to try out INTERCAL today, but I can't even manage to compile the example programs :( +2005-06-03.txt:23:31:21: kipple: I've reproduced the problem; when I do an strace I get this: open("/usr/local/share/intercal-0.24/ick-wrap.c", O_RDONLY) = -1 ENOENT (No such file or directory) +2005-06-03.txt:23:34:44: there's an intercal package available for Debian, apparently (is it the first esoteric language to be in a Linux distribution?) +2005-06-03.txt:23:35:32: two, actually; one in perl and the other seems to be c-intercal +2005-06-03.txt:23:59:22: Yay! the debian intercal package works! +2005-06-04.txt:00:01:01: there is no dp intercal package +2005-06-04.txt:19:20:00: INTERCAL (and a lot of other esolangs) isn't really interesting to me for more than humor value, either +2005-06-04.txt:19:44:45: INTERCAL +2005-06-04.txt:19:44:53: well yeah, intercal +2005-06-08.txt:01:37:07: is INTERCAL a Turing tarpit? +2005-06-08.txt:01:40:12: I don't think INTERCAL qualifies either. +2005-07-21.txt:21:49:47: The idea of conditionally skipping is used in intercal, too. :p +2005-08-16.txt:18:46:14: INTERCAL knows all about DC esolang scandals though, so its not like there's anything new +2005-08-16.txt:22:19:36: In the beginning there was INTERCAL... +2005-08-16.txt:22:20:40: *INTERCAL +2005-08-28.txt:21:36:41: btw, does anybody now if INTERCAL is turing complete? +2005-08-28.txt:21:41:39: kipple, intercal suffers from finite memory constraints ... 64k arrays with 64k words each. +2005-08-28.txt:21:47:01: hrm. intercal has multidimensional arrays? ok, it can access a lot more memory then (still finite for a given program though, so still not TC - although it allows for all practical computations to be done) +2005-09-22.txt:05:08:16: although, I had "heard" of intercal before, I'd never read up on it +2005-09-22.txt:05:08:36: yeah, I think I'd heard about INTERCAL too before +2005-09-23.txt:03:32:37: I will GLADLY add Befunge, INTERCAL, etc. +2005-09-26.txt:22:57:04: they have INTERCAL too: http://www.expertrating.com/jobs/Programming-jobs/Intercal-Programmer-jobs.asp :D +2005-10-06.txt:05:06:55: I stand by my "world ain't ready yet" comment. Then again, was the world ready for brainfuck? or intercal? +2005-10-25.txt:01:00:07: intercal +2005-10-25.txt:01:00:42: is there an interpreter for INTERCAL? I only have compiler +2005-11-01.txt:00:48:44: it's funny having INTERCAL be second all of a sudden +2005-11-07.txt:15:14:54: <{^Raven^}> they're probably adding DRM to esolangs so we can't pirate commercial INTERCAL apps anymore +2005-11-18.txt:23:05:35: I love the descriptions made for these old languages: "ILLGOL in short: Take three parts Perl, two parts Basic, two parts Fortran. Marinate for six hours in Budweiser and canola oil. Boil until pulped and serve with a side of Intercal." +2005-11-18.txt:23:34:16: some of the descriptions are so elaborate it makes it seem like a joke (because of the Intercal-style humor).. but it could still be a real lang +2005-11-22.txt:19:30:46: I think it appeared in INTERCAL first +2005-12-15.txt:01:11:23: Please respond 1 if too lazy to execute a hello, world in INTERCAL +2006-04-24.txt:10:53:16: "base-4 bit" -> "quart" (to match INTERCAL docs) +2006-04-26.txt:15:27:22: Okay. A 32-bit INTERCAL variable can store the value EIGHT SIX SEVEN FIVE THREE OH NINE, correct? +2006-05-18.txt:02:13:50: Would y'all kill me if I invented an esoteric programming language called INTERCAL? +2006-05-29.txt:05:00:57: Nothing like learning how to do things right by figuring out what happens when things go very, very wrong *cough* intercal *cough* +2006-05-29.txt:05:03:18: D > C > Python > * < Java < Intercal +2006-06-14.txt:17:28:02: try intercal +2006-07-24.txt:21:06:05: INTERCAL, BF, *Funge, Unlambda, and Maleboge were the ones I was thinking of. (Feel free to add more.) +2006-07-24.txt:21:23:38: If everyone's willing, I'll post the idea on alt.lang.intercal and on the Esolangs forum. +2006-07-24.txt:21:25:14: alt.lang.intercal has activity, at least. +2006-07-25.txt:02:29:44: Mmmm. INTERCAL. +2006-07-25.txt:03:47:55: Who's gonna shamelessly advertise on alt.lang.intercal? +2006-07-25.txt:04:11:52: Networking capabilities should be added to INTERCAL. +2006-07-25.txt:04:19:29: INTERCAL is cleaner. +2006-07-25.txt:14:35:46: well, i can't do unlambda or malbolge, probably could do intercal but i'm not that interested in it.. however, i guess i could participate with befunge too, but i haven't used it that much, so i chose brainfuck (which is my favourite, anyways) +2006-07-25.txt:19:21:00: We need expandable arrays in INTERCAL :(. +2006-07-25.txt:19:29:19: I should get to work on my BF machine, but I'm having so much INTERCAL fun :(. +2006-07-25.txt:22:44:24: Write in INTERCAL! It's cleaner than Perl! +2006-07-26.txt:00:45:59: Does someone want the honors of posting in alt.lang.intercal ? +2006-07-26.txt:21:39:04: alt.lang.intercal. +2006-07-26.txt:21:40:01: People who read alt.lang.intercal ought to choose a new communicative medium :P +2006-07-26.txt:21:40:20: Well, there's no #intercal here, so.... +2006-07-26.txt:21:40:33: Or ##intercal even. +2006-07-27.txt:06:22:27: Although I was thinking of an INTERCAL version. +2006-07-27.txt:06:23:46: * GregorR doesn't recall whether he even has INTERCAL on the bot ... +2006-07-27.txt:06:23:55: INTERCAL is pretty large. +2006-07-27.txt:06:24:38: INTERCAL forces you to think in... interesting ways, so it's fun. +2006-07-27.txt:06:25:13: I've been meaning to make a BF interpreter in INTERCAL, but I'm too lazy to do it as of now :P. +2006-07-27.txt:06:25:38: I'm not sure if the INTERCAL compiler dynamically allocates arrays either, because dynamic arrays are a total *pain* in INTERCAL. +2006-07-27.txt:06:27:53: Hm, is there an INTERCAL interpreter? +2006-07-27.txt:06:28:18: I use the standard C-INTERCAL compiler. +2006-07-27.txt:16:52:50: "Quantum INTERCAL" seems quite... well, weird. +2006-07-27.txt:21:37:45: Hey, I'm writing a BF compiler in INTERCAL. +2006-07-27.txt:21:53:52: you asked about dynamic arrays in INTERCAL, i made a bit of code for growing arrays in my Unlambda interpreter +2006-07-27.txt:23:24:26: Wiki page updated for Licensing, specified the preferrable use of C-INTERCAL and Befunge-98, and and requested that the next participants are committee members. +2006-07-27.txt:23:27:56: The alt.lang.intercal post brought in some new contestants. +2006-07-27.txt:23:29:45: It seems the languages of choice are INTERCAL, Befunge and Unlambda/LazyK. +2006-07-27.txt:23:56:10: In the meantime, I'll continue on my INTERCAL->BF interpreter, some QBF programs, my Verilog BF CPU, and writing some documentation for the Esolangs I like. +2006-07-28.txt:00:52:53: This year marks the first year of the 2006 Esolang Competition!!! If you're not familiar with Esolangs, they're programming languages with specific constraints. Many of them are turing tarpits, meaning they are Turing complete but only contain a minimum amount of operations (BrainFuck). Others use weird logic, operators the like you've never seen (or want to see), and line noise almost as bad as Perl (INTERCAL). Then again, some of them +2006-07-28.txt:00:59:03: Shh EgoBot, that's what I use in my BF interpreter in INTERCAL. +2006-07-28.txt:01:08:31: y-held idea about coding (Befunge), some have line noise even worse than Perl (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercal), and some are just pure Hell (Malbolge). The goal is to write a program in an esoteric language that completes some currently unannounced task. +++++++++++++++[>+++++>+++++++>+++++++>++<<<<-]>----.>++++++..>-----. +2006-07-28.txt:01:10:18: Here's one line from INTERCAL: +2006-07-28.txt:01:17:24: But yeah, those are the only two binary operators INTERCAL has. +2006-07-28.txt:01:18:44: Razor-X: throw intercal away, create ur own lang +2006-07-28.txt:01:18:54: I like INTERCAL! +2006-07-28.txt:16:53:25: INTERCAL is cleaner than Perl. +2006-07-29.txt:21:09:22: oh, a Perl compiler in Intercal +2006-07-29.txt:21:10:07: anyway I've just found this: http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~intercal/manual/quantum.html +2006-07-29.txt:21:18:13: I might make a Perl regexp interpreter in INTERCAL. +2006-08-02.txt:07:54:58: I need to write a BF interpreter in INTERCAL still. +2006-08-02.txt:07:56:18: INTERCAL isn't nearly as beautiful a language as BF. +2006-08-10.txt:02:18:05: Look at INTERCAL then. +2006-08-10.txt:20:16:10: Sounds like Intercal. +2006-08-10.txt:20:16:16: Intercal had the greatest operators ever. +2006-08-10.txt:20:17:09: Yeah, INTERCAL... +2006-08-10.txt:20:20:12: Well, INTERCAL also has very few operators. +2006-08-10.txt:20:21:15: Maybe some day I'll feel like finishing my BF interpreter in INTERCAL. +2006-08-10.txt:20:24:06: It's easy to make while loops in INTERCAL if you know how. +2006-08-10.txt:20:27:31: Yeah, I can do that in INTERCAL with a few (10 or more I'd bet) COME FROM statements. +2006-08-11.txt:17:57:10: I already advertised it on alt.lang.intercal and that brought in some competitors. +2006-08-15.txt:03:50:50: Did you present Glass and INTERCAL too? +2006-08-20.txt:01:24:07: this makes me think of C-intercal's turing tape I/O +2006-08-20.txt:01:34:40: razor-X: you trying to program INTERCAL? +2006-08-20.txt:01:37:19: and preform math, in a vaguely Malbolge/INTERCAL style. +2006-08-20.txt:08:13:11: Worse than INTERCAL? +2006-08-20.txt:09:29:47: The Hello World program of INTERCAL is 200+ lines, IIRC (when not using the standard library). +2006-08-20.txt:09:45:51: that's the very heart of INTERCAL +2006-08-20.txt:09:52:57: pgimeno: Heh. Lots of INTERCAL inspiration it seems. +2006-08-21.txt:21:18:41: Quantum INTERCAL doesn't look right. +2006-08-21.txt:21:19:18: So if you have a register that's both 1 and 3 in Quantum INTERCAL, and you output the register, both 1 and 3 are printed? +2006-08-22.txt:02:43:46: Writing a BF interpreter in INTERCAL is like suicide. +2006-08-22.txt:02:45:50: My BF interpreter in INTERCAL has been indefinitely postponed, since I have a Japanese novel translation project on the horizon. +2006-08-22.txt:23:38:53: If you program in INTERCAL, it's impossible not to. +2006-08-28.txt:22:05:07: INTERCAL select and mingle? :-) +2006-08-28.txt:22:05:24: Dunno intercal. +2006-08-28.txt:22:08:35: Last I heard from you was "Dunno intercal." +2006-08-28.txt:23:36:07: I think this will be either (a) useless, or (b) the next INTERCAL +2006-09-01.txt:00:59:07: Although if you want an INTERCAL-esque language, trees are the way to go ;). +2006-09-01.txt:23:59:13: One Unlambda, three INTERCALs, and one "Befunge or TheSquare" (which is based on Befunge) +2006-09-04.txt:02:44:26: The word INTERCAL currently compresses pretty poorly +2006-09-04.txt:20:47:18: Or they write INTERCAL code that compiles to backwards FORTRAN code. +2006-09-22.txt:20:57:34: (I was talking to him about INTERCAL.) +2006-09-22.txt:20:58:48: sort of. INTERCAL's other restrictions get in the way a bit. +2006-09-22.txt:20:59:55: but, I've yet to see a binary tree in INTERCAL +2006-09-25.txt:16:25:46: well, we have BF, Unlambda, Befunge, TheSquare, INTERCAL, and malbolge. +2006-10-17.txt:04:38:53: now _that_ is quite normal. to get my certificate of insanity, i had to write an unlambda interpreter in INTERCAL. +2006-10-19.txt:14:18:14: * SimonRC contemplates adding AOP to INTERCAL... +2006-10-21.txt:20:35:10: btw i got this idea while reading through the intercal specs +2006-10-23.txt:04:01:40: Ah. INTERCAL is fun :D. +2006-11-04.txt:20:46:58: * SimonRC point out that FORTRAN and INTERCAL don't need whitespace at all. +2006-11-05.txt:00:31:59: But it has the "select" instruction from INTERCAL! +2006-11-05.txt:00:44:32: one of my favourite quotes from the intercal manual involves balanced ternary +2006-11-29.txt:06:26:32: Well, I got somewhat started on a BF interpreter in INTERCAL some time ago. +2006-12-06.txt:09:31:46: INTERCAL is fun. +2006-12-06.txt:09:32:38: never done intercal :\ +2006-12-20.txt:22:09:06: I recommend checking out Brainfuck, INTERCAL, befunge, and Malbolge for some examples. +2006-12-29.txt:01:28:32: Hey, if I can make expanding arrays in INTERCAL..... +2006-12-30.txt:17:16:37: * SimonRC indicates the INTERCAL microprocessor. +2006-12-30.txt:18:49:39: and Malcolm Ryan declared me insane for my Unlambda interpreter in Intercal, which I took as a great compliment. +2006-12-30.txt:18:50:37: if i hear of intercal one more time, i'm gonna learn it +2006-12-30.txt:21:35:57: is there a nice intercal reference? +2006-12-31.txt:04:59:30: INTERCAL? +2007-01-02.txt:02:45:28: The INTERCAL stdlib has random number generation in it. +2007-01-02.txt:21:59:50: it'd be like the opposite of INTERCAL +2007-01-03.txt:02:53:33: i don't know perl, lisp, pascal, cobol, intercal or smalltalk, i hate it when i know the name but not the language +2007-01-14.txt:03:44:49: * pikhq also wonders if that language is called INTERCAL +2007-01-16.txt:12:33:57: both techniques have been used to implement Threaded INTERCAL +2007-01-16.txt:12:41:02: my Threaded INTERCAL code is at http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/files/intercal (along with the rest of the INTERCAL implementation), in unravel.c +2007-01-27.txt:00:15:27: INTERCAL and Malbolge probably qualify. +2007-02-08.txt:23:18:12: You people should code in Intercal +2007-02-08.txt:23:18:18: Intercal! +2007-02-08.txt:23:19:07: I have coded in Intercal. An Unlambda interpreter :D +2007-02-08.txt:23:20:22: http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/intercal/ +2007-02-22.txt:16:40:02: I realized (and I think INTERCAL may use it) that alternating " and ' also allows for arbitrary deep nesting +2007-02-22.txt:16:40:22: INTERCAL can do it even without alternating in most cases +2007-02-22.txt:16:41:05: strangely enough, the C-INTERCAL compiler had a bug in this regard through most of its history (it was the main bug I fixed for the most recent version) +2007-02-22.txt:16:42:14: ..translates c to intercal? +2007-02-22.txt:16:42:21: translates INTERCAL to C +2007-02-22.txt:16:42:42: or to be precise, it translates a dialect of INTERCAL commonly also called C-INTERCAL to C +2007-02-22.txt:16:44:44: http://esolangs.org/wiki/C-INTERCAL +2007-02-22.txt:16:50:56: there's actually a sentence in the manual specifically banning examples like this one, which leads me to believe they must have hit the same problem implementing INTERCAL-72 +2007-02-22.txt:18:09:26: Composition in Fugue would be like the CREATE operator in CLC-INTERCAL, though +2007-03-04.txt:01:01:15: in INTERCAL, but that is for program flow. +2007-03-04.txt:01:01:15: bsmntbombdood: INTERCAL +2007-03-12.txt:18:36:27: that's like saying "no need to make any more esolangs, INTERCAL is Turing-complete" +2007-03-22.txt:11:46:45: That could actually be useful. I'd like to see the symmetric difference between C-INTERCAL versions 0.24 and 0.25 +2007-03-22.txt:13:34:04: (It's also the only language other than INTERCAL I know of that uses NEXT for flow control; but it doesn't seem to have a FORGET statement or RESUME for values >1) +2007-03-22.txt:13:36:56: yes, BASIC uses NEXT as a punctuation mark (like } in C or cis in Perligata). A 'NEXT statement' to me would always imply the INTERCAL version +2007-03-22.txt:19:33:29: and it has a "don't" keyword, just like INTERCAL. Wow, it's almost esoteric! +2007-03-22.txt:19:34:01: (I suspect it's don't is more practically useful than INTERCAL's (which is redundant except for comments), though). +2007-03-26.txt:16:46:04: CLC-INTERCAL had an operation for dynamically extending its own syntax, I think +2007-03-26.txt:19:12:53: what do you think about intercal? +2007-03-26.txt:19:13:08: I released the most recent version of the C-INTERCAL compiler +2007-03-26.txt:19:13:55: well, the C-INTERCAL compiler's written in C, as the name would suggest +2007-03-26.txt:19:16:22: intercal is older than pascal, isn't it. +2007-03-26.txt:19:16:30: INTERCAL was 1972 +2007-03-26.txt:19:17:22: Pascal was 1970 it seems, so INTERCAL's two years younger +2007-03-28.txt:18:23:18: * ais523 is busy trying to implement CLC-INTERCAL features in C-INTERCAL +2007-04-01.txt:16:15:21: * ais523 was trying to release the latest version of INTERCAL +2007-04-01.txt:16:16:43: I still sent a slightly modified version of my prepared message to alt.lang.intercal anyway though, letting people know why they couldn't obtain it +2007-04-01.txt:16:17:35: How's about posting it in alt.lang.intercal? +2007-04-01.txt:16:41:00: the original INTERCAL manual suggests that INTERCAL may be useful for maintaining job security +2007-04-01.txt:18:19:41: anyway, my INTERCAL distribution finally found a host: http://intercal.freeshell.org/download +2007-04-01.txt:19:28:59: INTERCAL! +2007-04-08.txt:17:02:22: In the C-INTERCAL distribution there were notes about making a microprocessor that ran INTERCAL natively +2007-04-25.txt:21:47:50: * oerjan wants to be a mix of the Scheme, Intercal and Epigram guy +2007-05-15.txt:19:12:31: * ehird` wonders what INTERCAL++ would be called +2007-05-15.txt:19:12:47: * ehird` honestly has no idea how to add one to a number and assign the var to it in intercal +2007-05-15.txt:19:13:15: that's in the INTERCAL standard library. +2007-06-06.txt:21:07:34: I wonder... if we all banded together, would it be possible to make a language that's so massively massive and convoluted (like intercal *= googolplex intercals or something) that we need an entire Hello World Development Sub-Comittee deciding which output function we should use? +2007-06-11.txt:19:19:01: my friend has never heard of _brainfuck or intercal_, and he knows lolcode +2007-06-11.txt:19:24:31: let's face it- whitespace is a far less innovative or important esolang than INTERCAL, malbolge, BF, Befunge, etc +2007-08-26.txt:14:54:47: though an intercal-corrector would be better for that title +2007-08-26.txt:14:55:07: intercal-corrector? +2007-08-26.txt:14:55:29: you know that an INTERCAL requires the correct level of politeness to compile, right? +2007-08-26.txt:14:55:45: *INTERCAL program +2007-09-04.txt:17:25:58: consider original INTERCAL, for example. +2007-09-06.txt:21:09:29: what's the latest intercal version +2007-09-06.txt:21:12:52: C-INTERCAL and CLC-INTERCAL +2007-09-06.txt:21:13:06: What's next? CLCLC-INTERCAL? +2007-09-06.txt:21:15:52: is clc-intercal written in perl +2007-09-07.txt:14:47:07: http://home.nvg.org/~oerjan/esoteric/intercal/unlambda.i +2007-10-24.txt:21:08:15: -!- INTERCAL has joined #esoteric. +2007-10-24.txt:22:14:04: -!- INTERCAL has quit (). +2007-10-25.txt:14:34:39: -!- INTERCAL has joined #esoteric. +2007-10-25.txt:14:35:00: foreach (user in channel) do print("Hi!"); +2007-10-25.txt:14:49:32: This program seems bugged. a = 3 + 5; print(a); +2007-10-25.txt:14:53:37: -!- INTERCAL has quit (). +2007-10-25.txt:16:00:36: it's a strange feeling, sitting at a computer trying to stop an INTERCAL compiler while you know at any second a journalist might phone and ask questions ranging from informed to inane +2007-10-25.txt:16:35:34: bsmntbom1dood: my current working version of the C-INTERCAL compiler contains a compiler for a language designed specifically for writing INTERCAL optimizer idioms +2007-11-12.txt:07:37:46: typed in apt-get install intercal for fun, there was one :O +2007-11-20.txt:20:40:28: So you're the one writing the unlambda in INTERCAL too? +2007-11-21.txt:17:09:44: it's a real problem, though. I know because the INTERCAL compiler I maintain now targets both Linux/UNIX systems and DOS via DJGPP, and everything has to be written for both +2007-11-21.txt:17:56:45: I'm even thinking about implementing them as a new I/O format for INTERCAL +2007-11-21.txt:18:04:45: the idea is that INTERCAL would only accept minimum-length representations +2007-11-21.txt:18:06:42: and the lowercase letters that INTERCAL uses for times-1000 +2007-11-30.txt:07:27:45: will the size 2^16 (i think) field i hid in my INTERCAL Unlambda interpreter do? +2007-11-30.txt:07:28:37: i discovered in INTERCAL it was easier to do a multiplication over that field than actually incrementing a variable :) +2007-11-30.txt:07:29:12: on a side note, i should learn intercal +2007-12-08.txt:16:19:46: has anyone here ever gotten INTERCAL to work on a windows pc? +2007-12-08.txt:16:24:00: he's the C-INTERCAL maintainer +2007-12-12.txt:19:53:46: They were asking for C-INTERCAL help a while ago, but I wasn't online at the time +2007-12-12.txt:19:59:04: the most recent is currently 1.26, obtainable from http://intercal.freeshell.org/download +2007-12-20.txt:17:27:09: * ais523 is busy writing INTERCAL documentation +2007-12-20.txt:17:28:01: although I was pretty shocked when I tried apt-cache search intercal halfway through a sentence and got 2 results +2007-12-20.txt:17:28:24: one was CLC-INTERCAL (Debian package clc-intercal), and the other was C-INTERCAL (Debian package intercal) +2007-12-27.txt:17:58:59: probably INTERCAL, long ago +2007-12-27.txt:18:00:03: Although... No, it was Intercal. +2008-01-04.txt:19:18:17: * ais523 is busy handling the fallout from the recent release of C-INTERCAL 0.27 +2008-01-04.txt:19:20:23: I actually had a crazy idea for functional INTERCAL +2008-01-06.txt:21:04:02: unpronouncable acronym rips on INTERCAL (Language With No Pronouncable Acronym) +2008-01-07.txt:23:29:34: i wonder what the opposite of intercal is +2008-01-07.txt:23:29:41: ~INTERCAL = ? +2008-01-10.txt:17:02:38: is there any native-code INTERCAL compiler? +2008-01-11.txt:15:51:32: bsmntbombdood: it is a little known fact that Knuth once worked on INTERCAL +2008-01-11.txt:15:59:16: and oerjan: your Unlambda program is now in the official distribution as an example program (see for instance http://packages.debian.org/sid/i386/intercal/filelist) +2008-01-11.txt:16:06:29: it was kind of tricky in INTERCAL, as might be expected +2008-01-11.txt:16:08:45: see http://www.cs.fit.edu/~ryan/compare/ for the program in many other languages (unfortunately, that list doesn't include the INTERCAL version) +2008-01-11.txt:16:25:32: SimonRC: assigning to constants is possible in modern versions of INTERCAL too +2008-01-11.txt:16:25:44: although C-INTERCAL protects you from that unless you turn on a command-line option in the compiler +2008-01-15.txt:18:39:57: ais523: you are an INTERCAL programmer, right? +2008-01-15.txt:18:40:20: I'm the current C-INTERCAL upstream maintainer +2008-01-15.txt:18:40:21: ais523: how feasable would you say an INTERCAL self-compiler would be? :-) +2008-01-15.txt:18:40:53: the CLC-INTERCAL compiler is written in a set of extensions that are added to the language itself +2008-01-15.txt:18:41:09: ais523: hm, definition being something basically like C-INTERCAL. But written in INTERCAL, of course... well, it could compile to anything 'real' (C, native code, asm, ...) +2008-01-15.txt:18:41:20: language extensions: I guess C-INTERCAL, since it's the most common afaik +2008-01-15.txt:18:41:35: C-INTERCAL: 33 users. CLC-INTERCAL: 5 users. +2008-01-15.txt:18:41:42: C-INTERCAL: 33 users. CLC-INTERCAL: 21 users, sorry +2008-01-15.txt:18:41:47: self-compiling INTERCAL would instantly wreck the passtime of proposing new INTERCAL extensions +2008-01-15.txt:18:42:06: C-INTERCAL is incompatible with CLC-INTERCAL, right? +2008-01-15.txt:18:42:12: the same source says that 5 people actually use C-INTERCAL and 3 people use CLC-INTERCAL every now and then +2008-01-15.txt:18:42:14: i have seen 2 clc-intercal only programs, though, so... +2008-01-15.txt:18:42:36: but it is possible to write C-INTERCAL or CLC-INTERCAL-only programs +2008-01-15.txt:18:43:25: see the C-INTERCAL documentation at intercal.freeshell.org +2008-01-15.txt:18:43:33: it lists portability for all the constructs in C-INTERCAL +2008-01-15.txt:18:43:49: the pseudo standard is likely just INTERCAL-72 + noncomputed COME FROM +2008-01-15.txt:18:43:58: because most of the other features only exist in C- and CLC-INTERCAL +2008-01-15.txt:18:44:05: not J-INTERCAL +2008-01-15.txt:18:44:52: it just wasn't added to INTERCAL until later +2008-01-15.txt:18:44:55: ais523: ok, to start with: a self-compiling, no-extensions INTERCAL compiler +2008-01-15.txt:18:46:11: C-intercal presumably has a char IO extension +2008-01-15.txt:18:46:25: wait, ESR maintained C-intercal at one point, didn't he? +2008-01-15.txt:18:46:28: character I/O is different in C-INTERCAL and CLC-INTERCAL, but both have command-line switches to use the other's semantics +2008-01-15.txt:18:46:29: OK, CLC-Intercal! :P +2008-01-15.txt:18:46:39: it was C-INTERCAL +2008-01-15.txt:18:46:58: => OK, let's take the char I/O for CLC-Intercal then ;) +2008-01-15.txt:18:48:21: well, you could use one of CLC-INTERCAL's multithreading extensions to trap the error +2008-01-15.txt:18:48:36: I'm planning to implement much the same error-trapping method in C-INTERCAL at some point, by the way +2008-01-15.txt:18:49:33: ais523: OK, assuming C-INTERCAL binary IO etc extensions, feasability= +2008-01-15.txt:18:49:51: not all the cintercal extensions presumably though +2008-01-15.txt:18:50:28: incidentally, I recently discovered an easy way for an INTERCAL program to tell which interpreter it's running under +2008-01-15.txt:18:51:26: J-INTERCAL ignores the read-only flag on STASH or RETRIEVE, so the value STASHED is viewed twice +2008-01-15.txt:18:52:30: so J-INTERCAL reads out the original value twice +2008-01-15.txt:18:52:37: C-INTERCAL reads out the new value twice +2008-01-15.txt:18:52:58: and CLC-INTERCAL reads out the new value, but the non-IGNOREd status is stashed along with the variable, so you get two different answers +2008-01-15.txt:18:53:14: ooooh, there's a unlambda-in-intercal... +2008-01-15.txt:18:53:18: INTERCAL IN UNLAMBDA +2008-01-15.txt:18:54:04: one of which is specifically disallowed both by the INTERCAL-72 and C-INTERCAL documentation because it's such a pain to parse +2008-01-15.txt:18:54:15: and therefore can be said to not be legal INTERCAL +2008-01-15.txt:19:59:27: * ais523 has had similar problems trying to deal with the C-INTERCAL multithreader +2008-01-15.txt:20:23:55: that's the same technique C-INTERCAL uses, pretty much +[too many lines; stopping] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.8534 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.8534 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,301 @@ +2005-04-01.txt:10:48:19: the new ones are Petrovich and ZOMBIE +2005-04-01.txt:10:58:18: strange language, that zombie +2005-04-01.txt:11:01:48: http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/zombie.html +2005-06-05.txt:01:54:24: Homespring and ZOMBIE would be "very high" +2005-06-05.txt:02:00:13: I also think we should have a category for strongly metaphored languages (Chef, Shakespeare, ZOMBIE) +2005-06-05.txt:02:00:40: ZOMBIE looks pretty regular in my opinion +2005-06-05.txt:02:00:53: ok, perhaps not ZOMBIE +2005-08-16.txt:22:40:34: -!- GregorR-OHNOAZOM is now known as ItsAZombie. +2005-08-16.txt:22:40:44: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins... +2005-08-16.txt:22:41:29: -!- ItsAZombie is now known as GregorR. +2005-08-16.txt:23:36:44: What type of work does a flesh devouring zombie DO exactly? +2005-08-18.txt:23:29:21: * GregorR zombies the Intel jingle. +2005-09-21.txt:05:22:07: ZOMBIE is so cool. +2006-01-16.txt:10:46:57: Bah, just accidentally made a bunch of zombies ... +2006-08-04.txt:04:08:26: * Arrogant is now playing "Dragula" by "Rob Zombie", track 3 from "Hellbilly Deluxe", which is 3 minutes and 42 seconds long. +2006-08-12.txt:23:24:54: * EgoBot is Pikhq's zombie +2006-09-02.txt:14:55:43: SUPER DEATH NINJA PIRATE ZOMBIE ROBOT HYPER MEGA HEART MARSHMALLOW POWAHHH +2006-09-06.txt:07:41:47: Ugggh. No wonder the new batch of CS students in California are mindless zombies who only work for the smell of a paycheck. +2006-09-07.txt:01:13:42: * pikhq was already a zombie :p +2006-10-31.txt:23:29:49: he was whisked away by flesh-eating zombies. +2006-11-03.txt:04:47:11: I feel bad it's so linux dependent.. er wait, no I don't screw windows users.. their zombied machines pollute my inbox with spam +2006-11-19.txt:01:44:00: zomg zombies! +2007-05-28.txt:05:03:45: Must ... resist ... urge ... to post zombie picture ... +2007-05-31.txt:20:58:34: eek! zombie language! +2007-10-20.txt:00:40:37: Well, not quite "no matter what" ... won't kill zombies 8-D +2007-10-20.txt:00:40:48: killall -9 zombie +2007-10-20.txt:00:40:55: "Zombie invasion: OVER +2007-10-20.txt:00:41:09: ... seriously though, kill -9 won't kill zombies. +2007-10-31.txt:04:52:52: GAUNT ZOMBIE FUNCTIONS, LOOKING FOR BRAINS... +2007-11-19.txt:22:32:05: lol imma zombie! +2007-11-19.txt:22:33:21: i watched a movie about zombies last night +2007-11-19.txt:22:33:45: you watched a movie about zombies last night +2007-11-19.txt:22:37:12: hahahahah now you are a zombie +2007-12-16.txt:15:31:46: Where ninjas battle zombies in a post-apocalyptic radioactive wasteland +2008-01-25.txt:01:26:27: hi oerjan, a zombie, i see ;) +2008-01-25.txt:01:27:34: Hello, my good Zombie. -- From the Desk of Pikhq, Minister Without Portfolio. +2008-01-25.txt:01:27:54: YAY ANOTHER ZOMBIE! +2008-01-25.txt:01:28:00: * RockerMONO pokes the zombies and wonders what they'll do +2008-02-06.txt:12:17:58: need sleep... *zombie* +2008-02-16.txt:23:02:08: None, apparently. pikhq is a zombie. +2008-02-16.txt:23:03:11: Hence why he's a zombie. +2008-03-22.txt:01:36:12: zombies, hitler and tesla coils, all in a few lines of irc3! +2008-03-30.txt:16:31:37: more specifically ZOMBIE Rick Astley. The dude said, "NEVER gonna give you up" +2008-04-14.txt:22:39:18: There's a third story, about a zombie invasion. But the forum crashed while it was written, so I didn't save it. +2008-05-06.txt:19:43:10: I'm not sure how that interacts with zombies, though +2008-05-06.txt:19:44:29: zombie processes can be a pain to get rid of +2008-05-06.txt:19:44:39: in computer games you kill zombies with headshots +2008-05-06.txt:19:44:47: on UNIXes you kill zombies by killing their parents +2008-05-06.txt:19:45:04: there's an invasion of zombies +2008-05-19.txt:05:27:06: Make it a headcrab zombie. +2008-05-19.txt:15:19:04: TIME POLICE, ZOMBIES, AND ROBOTS. THEY'RE ALL OUT TO FUCKING GET YOU AND YOU SHOULD HIDE BEHIND SOMETHING **NOW** +2008-06-12.txt:21:37:38: Can I hunt giant eyeballs and zombies? +2008-06-27.txt:23:05:10: probably zombies +2008-07-11.txt:18:34:56: also trying to get ten thousand polygon zombies to run on pygame is not as easy as you might think. +2008-07-31.txt:21:26:35: I wonder if zombies often get spongiform encephalopathy. +2008-09-02.txt:19:14:48: Death bugs might explain all the zombies that seem to be around. +2008-09-06.txt:12:06:04: also russell's argument works as a joke, but i don't see why a solipsist should be disallowed to personify the zombies where it's a useful abstraction +2008-09-11.txt:22:29:57: zombieeeeeeee +2008-09-11.txt:22:33:35: i thought that was just zombie grammar +2008-09-11.txt:22:37:42: i mean if there are zombies there can be ghosts +2008-09-12.txt:23:43:23: he was really Rick Astley. and he would have gotten away with it too, if it wern't for Rob Zombie is indeed a zombie. Hi! +2008-11-15.txt:00:30:04: http://www.new.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30185035&l=998b5&id=1055580469 I AM THE FIRST WAVE OF THE ZOMBIE INVASION +2008-11-15.txt:00:48:24: You have a luxuriant mane for a zombie +2008-12-18.txt:14:54:30: let's hope they're out of IPs or zombies or proxies or whatever they're using +2008-12-18.txt:22:11:35: zombieeeeeee +2008-12-18.txt:22:11:56: zombie attack +2008-12-18.txt:22:11:56: a zombie *typing* brains on irc +2008-12-18.txt:22:15:24: fortunately zombies cannot program +2008-12-18.txt:22:15:49: also, zombies are lousy at anatomy +2009-01-12.txt:08:05:09: they're really sort of cleaned-up zombies +2009-01-29.txt:19:46:59: kerlo: a player becomes sitting. a zombie may not +2009-02-08.txt:15:56:16: ehird: a zombie, has the lowest non-zero stain. ( f) the associate director of personnel may declare an interested proposal is +2009-02-20.txt:05:57:23: so, i think i'm gonna zombie it up to the unis now +2009-02-25.txt:23:36:33: sort of zombie humor +2009-02-25.txt:23:37:46: oerjan: so from the song, just wondered about the zombies +2009-02-28.txt:23:31:17: #esoteric, the zombie channel +2009-03-04.txt:16:30:50: or more likely the zombies responsible +2009-03-04.txt:16:31:09: * oerjan is a responsible zombie. Oh wait. +2009-04-16.txt:08:27:42: AnMaster: BTW, sometimes when spamming the real sender isn't the one that has the srcIP (but srcIP still points to zombie under spammer control). As result system with 56k modem can appear to send at multi-megabit speeds... +2009-04-16.txt:08:34:48: AnMaster: The same tricks that are sometimes used to send spam appearing to come from zombies presumably would work. But why go to that trouble as you can't use the bandwidth. +2009-04-19.txt:14:36:14: "zombie jesus day" :D +2009-04-22.txt:18:41:10: Deewiant: clearly you have never raped a zombie. +2009-04-23.txt:09:08:30: The Zombie Survival Guide, Godel's Proof, An Introduction to Gödel's Theorems, I hope they serve beer in hell, Sister Time (The Posleen War) +2009-04-23.txt:09:15:13: The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from... by Max Brooks +2009-04-23.txt:09:21:26: The recommendations here are more sensible. Although I do get the "The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead" result too. I guess Amazon's just worried about loyal customers being eaten by zombies. +2009-04-23.txt:09:23:48: Both the zombie and the robot books are "Recommended because you purchased My Tank is Fight". I guess that makes sense. +2009-05-06.txt:04:39:53: "POSIX.1-2001 specifies that if the disposition of SIGCHLD is set to SIG_IGN -- then children that terminate do not become zombies *and a call to -- waitpid() will block until all children have terminated, and then fail with errno set to ECHILD*." +2009-05-19.txt:00:51:07: AnMaster: boring, i was hoping for like, zombie outbreak +2009-05-19.txt:00:51:37: yes, but, zombies kind of outweigh that +2009-05-19.txt:00:51:59: dead people turn into zombies via magic +2009-05-24.txt:19:55:44: yes, the correct censorship is B****fuck, so as not to offend zombies +2009-06-04.txt:12:37:57: Where does the zombie-brain thing come from anyway? +2009-06-04.txt:12:42:00: "Return's interpretation of zombies has influenced cultural interpretations of zombies, particularly with regard to their hunger for brains and their constant vocalization of this hunger." +2009-06-18.txt:09:49:13: oerjan, zombie drugs? +2009-06-19.txt:14:25:40: I saw a reference recently to "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" +2009-06-19.txt:14:26:31: I saw a reference recently to "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" <-- err... Isn't the first three words the title of some famous book iirc. +2009-06-19.txt:14:26:43: it is that famous book, just with more zombies +2009-06-19.txt:14:27:15: I haven't read that book though. But from what remember hearing about it... zombies seems very out of place. +2009-06-19.txt:14:27:29: Zombies + upper-class twits = perfect combo. +2009-06-19.txt:14:29:07: how did someone even get the idea "lets make a parody of Pride and Prejudice that adds zombies"... +2009-06-19.txt:14:29:38: *ahem*, zombies + upper-class twits = perfect combo. +2009-06-20.txt:20:28:44: ais523 the zombie +2009-06-21.txt:23:46:49: people for the ethical treatment of zombie animals? +2009-06-21.txt:23:47:04: People for the ethical treatment of zombie anuses? +2009-06-22.txt:00:32:06: zombie anuses? +2009-06-22.txt:00:32:27: 23:47 GregorR: People for the ethical treatment of zombie anuses? +2009-06-22.txt:00:36:34: "People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombie Anuses" doesn't really come across as gay per se to me X-P +2009-06-22.txt:00:43:27: i don't think zombies are considered animals (more than humans), are they +2009-06-22.txt:00:43:43: with zombies +2009-06-22.txt:00:45:12: Zombie sombreroes +2009-06-25.txt:22:39:57: but not zombie. +2009-06-27.txt:00:54:09: Yes, but the zombie twitches. +2009-06-29.txt:02:46:10: i would buy something just because a zombie told me to. +2009-06-29.txt:23:58:19: except that was induced by someone here mentioning zombies, i think +2009-07-07.txt:19:04:39: It's like some sort of zombie-complex. +2009-07-07.txt:19:05:14: fizzie, zombies aren't really very funny +2009-07-07.txt:19:05:29: Zombies can be very funny +2009-07-12.txt:22:42:21: Zombie Crichton! +2009-07-15.txt:07:13:53: I emailed the guy who made Piet, Chef, Zombie and all that jazz, and asked if I could make a Piet forum! +2009-07-19.txt:13:50:25: "One of the games that comes to mind is "Left 4 Dead 2." Though the game isn't out yet, it's already causing an uproar. Set in New Orleans, players will have to fight their way through hordes of zombies - with several of them who appear to be African-Americans. When I saw the first trailer for the game, all I could think about was Hurricane Katrina and the aftermath. Setting the game in a city that was scene of dead, bloated bodies floating by so soon af +2009-07-19.txt:15:25:25: http://www.gamepolitics.com/2009/07/15/houston-chronicle-racism-becoming-norm-gaming http://www.destructoid.com/left-4-dead-2-is-racist-because-several-zombies-are-black-139960.phtml +2009-07-19.txt:15:26:00: Originally via http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/91zha/left_4_dead_2_is_racist_because_several_zombies/ +2009-07-20.txt:21:42:36: "I've landed on the goddamn moon thanks to decades, nay centuries, of scientific progress and human accomplishment. I know! I'll go eat a Jewish zombie's flesh." +2009-07-23.txt:13:05:51: I guess his was gifted to him by a zombie :-P +2009-07-27.txt:16:41:32: i was basically a zombie +2009-07-27.txt:21:16:41: Zombie crackers! +2009-08-15.txt:00:55:17: you are in fact a p-zombie +2009-08-15.txt:00:55:29: A P-expression zombie? +2009-08-15.txt:00:55:56: GrayGnome`: philosophical zombie +2009-08-16.txt:00:39:29: or zombie blood +2009-08-16.txt:00:41:07: Or gay zombie blood +2009-08-16.txt:00:41:19: Trust me, you don't want to be hit on by a zombie +2009-08-16.txt:00:41:45: Only gay zombies hit on people, or there are no female zombies? :P +2009-08-19.txt:23:25:10: http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/9c0gf/clojure_the_zombiereanimated_corpse_of_lisp/c0c7f1d +2009-08-20.txt:17:43:56: http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/9c0gf/clojure_the_zombiereanimated_corpse_of_lisp/c0c8irt / Yay lisp machines! +2009-08-23.txt:21:38:26: sorry if I type like a zombie, I've just woken up from sleeping for 21 hours in a row +2009-10-06.txt:04:26:33: -!- Zombie_Will has joined #esoteric. +2009-10-06.txt:06:13:46: -!- Zombie_Will is now known as Will_Relaxing. +2009-10-06.txt:08:06:05: -!- Will_Relaxing is now known as Zombie_Will. +2009-10-07.txt:17:24:14: -!- Zombie_Will has quit ("Do you like zombies? How about zombie games? Come join ##zombie and visit www.zombieexperiment.com to help us design a zombie). +2009-10-11.txt:01:44:48: Oerjan (Zombie 20 Sep 99 - 25 Dec 99) Apr 96 22 Mar 00 +2009-10-11.txt:01:47:19: due to zombieness +2009-10-11.txt:01:52:50: ehird: you are misreading the one with zombie in it +2009-10-11.txt:03:36:07: EVEN NOW, AS A ZOMBIE +2009-10-11.txt:03:53:34: zzo38: Zombies are a HOAX> +2009-10-11.txt:03:57:23: ehird: Did you figure out this code? It has nothing with Zombies! (I think...) +2009-10-11.txt:04:18:01: But please, try the code more better this time, without Zombies, try to figure out if you can make any better guess as to what the letters and punctuations stand for, and stuff. +2009-10-15.txt:10:49:49: Zombies. +2009-10-15.txt:13:45:37: oerjan: I have a license to be a non-brain-desiring zombie. +2009-10-20.txt:05:26:00: i saw zombieland +2009-10-23.txt:22:22:54: ah but i am a socialist zombie. down with the oppressors! then eat their brains. +2009-10-31.txt:07:41:19: i'm hoping for a zombie apocolypse +2009-11-01.txt:02:52:32: ehird: he'll go to a haitian zombie university, duh +2009-11-01.txt:12:21:19: Guess I'm a p-zombie then +2009-11-07.txt:20:07:29: I left some sort of "aaaggagagah zombies!" message on ineiros' laptop the other day, and it was a bit confusing to see a mostly unlabeled "zombies! ok or cancel?" popup as a result. +2009-11-07.txt:20:09:08: ZOMBIES ARE NOT OK +2009-11-07.txt:20:10:09: ehird: I think he's a zombie sympathizer. +2009-11-13.txt:00:02:47: * AnMaster is seeing zombies and spooks right now +2009-11-30.txt:05:09:08: *zombie* Yesh. +2009-12-06.txt:10:27:10: not nazi zombies +2009-12-06.txt:10:28:24: of course nazi zombies +2009-12-06.txt:11:17:23: i thought this was the one with the nazi zombies +2009-12-06.txt:11:19:26: bsmntbombdood: you're a zombie, and you want to eat my brain +2010-01-01.txt:03:58:41: "zombie orc bedwetter appeared 30 steps right, 12 up" +2010-01-01.txt:03:59:08: zombie Orc bedwetter moves to 1 step up +2010-01-14.txt:21:55:51: AnMaster if you had a terrible nightmare about ghouls and ghosts and everyone was a zombie except you in the whole world and there is this whole long story that means so much to you +2010-02-14.txt:05:51:57: MissPiggy: you are wrong, because p-zombies do not exist and I find it incredibly likely you are intelligent +2010-02-14.txt:05:52:14: alise I read about the zombies and I agree with that +2010-02-14.txt:05:52:43: MissPiggy: there are no such things as zombies, nor could there be. +2010-03-01.txt:13:17:07: GAZP = Generalised Anti-(P-)Zombie Principle +2010-03-01.txt:16:11:31: cpressey: You're a p-zombie?! +2010-03-08.txt:04:43:45: As a ZOMBIE +2010-03-08.txt:04:44:21: National Treasure 3: Zombie Hendrix would be, literally, the best movie conceivable +2010-03-10.txt:21:44:11: In practice though, from this frame of reference, solipsism is bullshit, philosophical zombies don't exist, the universe is objective, and truth is a useful notion. +2010-03-26.txt:20:25:04: hm what is effective against zombies? +2010-05-15.txt:21:07:47: the attack of the killer zombie maize +2010-06-06.txt:17:26:49: which means you couldn't kill zombie processes +2010-06-17.txt:21:59:48: ais523, what if you want to deal with some 30 zombies at once. Which I had the nasty surprise of meeting around one corner in that beggers-whatever area of the town +2010-06-17.txt:22:00:07: AnMaster: they're zombies? +2010-06-17.txt:22:00:28: as I said, they're zombies +2010-06-20.txt:03:14:55: Less than that, and the best I can do is half-zombie after a few hours. +2010-06-20.txt:22:38:26: ais523, "undead asparagus": 2 results one at "veggie zombies t-shirt from Zazzle.com.au", and one the same but without the .au +2010-06-27.txt:04:11:44: quit this quiz, avoid zany zombies +2010-07-01.txt:03:52:52: KILL-THEN-ASK (for handling zombie processes) +2010-07-02.txt:12:37:35: Haha... On blog post Comment #2: "Mmmmm.... braaaaaiiiinnnzzzz....". Comment #3: "Wow, 2 comments plus this one and no denialists yet. are the zombies sleeping?". +2010-07-19.txt:00:41:45: Sgeo: ZOMBIE +2010-07-25.txt:00:39:23: SGI's math library has a single-precision-float-pair complex number type "complex", but the double-precision variant is called "zomplex"; I had a hard time not to think of zombies or "zomg, complex numbers!" every time I heard it. +2010-08-15.txt:00:37:08: You feel your magical energy drain away! Felix bites the orc zombie.--More-- +2010-08-15.txt:05:28:32: oerjan: zombies can't walk +2010-08-15.txt:17:41:41: Don't eat zombie corpses +2010-08-15.txt:20:25:08: Or the zombies +2010-08-15.txt:20:25:11: nor the elf zombies +2010-08-16.txt:03:25:08: pirates, ninjas, zombies, ... +2010-08-20.txt:22:40:52: Sgeo, you're evidently the guy from All You Zombies. +2010-08-20.txt:22:42:21: Vonlebio: *“—All You Zombies—” +2010-08-20.txt:22:44:21: Technically, if you're on a linear medium where you can't italicise the names of works, you should call it ‘“—All You Zombies—”’. +2010-08-20.txt:22:44:39: Or if you really like using double quote marks and don't mind distorting the name of the work, “‘—All You Zombies—’”. +2010-08-20.txt:22:44:59: Or if you really like using double quote marks and don't want to distort the name of the work, ““—All You Zombies—””. +2010-09-05.txt:01:49:43: cpressey: Zombies +2010-09-18.txt:15:50:21: [[At Lulu's suggestion I have changed the rating to "teen" so it is now possible to search for and buy Prime Intellect when you are logged in at the default settings. I'm not sure whether it's the zombie sex or the incest scene which is most teen-oriented, but people have complained about the rating so if the publisher doesn't think it needs the shrink wrap, who am I to argue?]] --Roger Williams +2010-09-29.txt:21:03:07: fizzie: my parents are coming over tonight. i don't know if i can be friends with a zombie lover. you will take in scenic vistas, within view of majestic caribou... hey! maybe we could trade off, you could race, then me... +2010-10-02.txt:16:11:56: * oerjan shoots at the zombies following Sgeo +2010-10-05.txt:16:52:22: there was some sort of thing similar to a zombie apocalypse but not quite +2010-10-05.txt:16:59:28: the non-zombie 'pocalypse was much more fun +2010-10-09.txt:03:17:22: but, uh, yeah, there's sort of zombie rape-torture in the first chapter +2010-10-09.txt:19:07:54: BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE +2010-10-09.txt:19:15:28: Gordon is zombie goast! The emotional torment! +2010-10-14.txt:18:53:37: probably just a local zombie epidemic +2010-10-16.txt:21:38:31: * catseye zombie-arms +2010-10-17.txt:21:48:57: only with a zombie raccoon +2010-10-20.txt:00:38:23: oerjan: it totally is relevant, if you can get past the zombie rape in the first chapter :P +2010-10-20.txt:00:39:40: "Also zombies." +2010-10-20.txt:18:28:25: elliott, he might get angry and become a fractal zombie, and there is no end to those... +2010-11-05.txt:05:15:03: Franchise zombie! +2010-11-06.txt:18:39:40: "Number of Known References to PopCap's Plants Vs. Zombies " +2010-11-07.txt:21:18:33: Except when you get eaten by zombies, but anyway. +2010-11-07.txt:21:19:02: where are all the zombies? +2010-11-08.txt:14:23:12: fizzie: Mind, if real-life lego had zombies and mining... +2010-11-08.txt:14:39:38: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Zombie_Pigman is a bit... too. +2010-11-10.txt:19:35:47: elliott, like the zombie pigmen ;P +2010-11-14.txt:18:00:22: like where zombies go +2010-11-16.txt:20:10:35: BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE +2010-11-17.txt:18:05:04: oh god it was zombie +2010-11-17.txt:18:14:07: ais523: where there was a zombie +2010-12-01.txt:18:14:18: (Zombies) +2010-12-01.txt:18:14:57: "I don’t know if reaching through zombie legs to loot treasure chests is dangerous, but it feels dangerous." +2010-12-07.txt:22:14:28: Vorpal, BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE! +2010-12-13.txt:02:13:17: Sgeo is now qualified in ZOMBIE CREATIONL. +2010-12-13.txt:02:13:29: Gregor: OMG IF WE FLATLINE WE CAN BECOME ZOMBIES. +2010-12-15.txt:20:49:03: ---: Zombie Fujita, what does your scale, enhanced, say about the tornado's power level? Nnnnnnngngggggggggnngh! ... enhanced +2010-12-23.txt:15:00:40: Killed a fucking zombie with my bare fucking hands, chickened out, disconnected. +2010-12-23.txt:15:02:02: zombie chickens +2010-12-23.txt:15:02:19: Oh, now a zombie too. +2010-12-23.txt:15:02:41: Phantom_Hoover_: Did I mention I ran into the creeper to avoid the horrible fate of zombies? +2010-12-23.txt:16:16:18: Too little, too late. Sonic in an undead zombie by now. 2/5]] +2010-12-23.txt:16:16:26: Coming soon to Minecraft -- zombies that aren't undead. +2010-12-23.txt:19:03:25: Aww, a zombie swimming, how cute. +2010-12-24.txt:22:59:09: I know Steve Jobs' zombie brother. +2011-01-03.txt:22:45:36: zombie spawned in a cavern +2011-01-04.txt:20:54:10: i've just encountered zombie spawner +2011-01-04.txt:22:54:48: 12:54:10 i've just encountered zombie spawner +2011-01-08.txt:22:51:55: and then a zombie appeared +2011-01-08.txt:22:53:36: elliott, hm you never see any live humans. But there are skeletons and zombies. Presumably you are like the last man on earth. Post-apocalypse. Except scenery looks too untouched for that. +2011-01-08.txt:23:18:37: i'd rather have all creepers and no zombies/spiders/skeletons +2011-01-11.txt:20:01:08: elliott: I have a treehouse and a zombie sometiems spawns next to the tree ontop +2011-01-14.txt:23:04:18: true - the server will behave like The Nether; red sky, zombie pigmen and ghasts spawning. The map will stay the same, however, so don't set this flag if you don't want pigmen stomping all over your flower garden. +2011-01-14.txt:23:04:28: Phantom_Hoover: You can get red sky, zombie pigmen, and ghasts on a normal map. +2011-01-15.txt:00:28:09: maybe the trap sends minecarts shooting arrows by using zombies +2011-01-15.txt:00:28:17: not zombies, skeletons +2011-01-15.txt:19:18:55: oklopol: imo i think just zombies should mine +2011-01-15.txt:19:19:00: creepers explode, skeletons fire arrows, zombies mine +2011-01-15.txt:19:19:19: They are zombies, though +2011-01-15.txt:22:32:26: Phantom__Hoover: CAPTAIN'S LOG, night 1, addendum 5: I hastily built a workbench and my boat again; thank God I had the materials. And I even managed to remove my workbench, but as I removed the few remaining blocks of dirt to allow me to pass them with the possibility of return if, as I suspect, it was a dead end, a zombie appeared next to me, after slinking up unnoticed. My boat is in the water but I am not in it, and I fear that the zombie wil +2011-01-15.txt:22:35:34: nooga: A zombie killed me while I played a mariner. +2011-01-16.txt:00:55:26: hear a spider, nothing's there, but you walk a bit, and there's a zombie, totally silent, start losing health +2011-01-16.txt:16:11:06: eek, zombie +2011-01-29.txt:00:38:15: filled with philosophical zombies emulated by an AI :) +2011-01-29.txt:00:38:22: (note: i don't believe in philosophical zombies) +2011-01-29.txt:00:38:41: only philosophical zombies believe in philosophical zombies +2011-02-08.txt:17:04:14: Do you have to struggle to resist the urge to plug in more than one vacuum from the same outlet? I'm trying to picture the situation where I'd be tempted to do that, and all I can come up with is defense against a horde of oncoming zombie cats. +2011-02-09.txt:10:49:56: * oerjan couldn't fit in both Doctor and Zombie without repeating Narwhal +2011-02-20.txt:22:17:03: * Phantom_Hoover thinks he just saw a YouTube comment complaining about how people don't see the human tragedies behind zombie apocalypses. +2011-02-20.txt:22:17:50: Clearly they have never seen Shaun of the Dead, also known as: THE MOST EMPATHY-FILLED ZOMBIE FILM EVER. +2011-02-20.txt:22:18:49: "Shaun of the Dead is a 2004 British romantic zombie comedy" +2011-02-20.txt:22:18:56: (Romantic zombie comedy: SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING MUCH BETTER THAN IT MEANS) +2011-03-12.txt:09:57:13: "oh no, stock pile endless cans of spam, panic buy bread and milk, nail crooked bits of wood across the doors and windows to keep out the mutant zombies, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE......... +2011-03-12.txt:09:57:14: Stockpiling food for fear of zombies, and watching Emmerdale: two equally bad situations. +2011-03-14.txt:23:54:03: it's probably a zombie, waiting to be reached +2011-03-20.txt:07:54:02: So, "modern" in the sense that people actually used it, not modern in the sense that it was a fucking zombie language. +2011-03-30.txt:15:14:18: better idea: zombie Will Ferrell playing zombie Columbus +2011-03-30.txt:19:58:05: "I insist on telling you you are a sleep walking zombie." --Mr. LoseThos +2011-03-30.txt:19:58:25: "Can I just tell you that you are a sleep walking zombie" "Oh, you don't have to!" "I insist!" +2011-08-08.txt:23:36:03: ais523: what about, umm, Atom Zombie Smasher +2011-08-09.txt:17:14:49: related to the zombie fear +2011-08-09.txt:17:15:14: even zombies have brains right.. skeletons don't though +2011-08-09.txt:22:57:36: elliott, that would be zombie world stuff +2011-08-10.txt:00:20:04: and if there's no scarcity, then we can support a zombie population who don't want to do anything just fine, along with a population of people who do want to do things +2011-08-10.txt:15:22:06: ZOMBIE +2011-08-10.txt:18:46:22: I think the documentation for the ZOMBIE programming language is a bit vague, some things are not written clear and I do not exactly understand some things about it. +2011-08-11.txt:04:59:50: At least they have more graceful degradation when it comes to zombie apocalypses. +2011-08-11.txt:05:00:25: elliott: And when there is no more power due to the apocalypse, I will be reading my books by candlelight and you will be trying to beat zombies away with your dead Kindle. +2011-08-11.txt:05:01:00: evincar: how does reading books by candlelight help you defeat zombies? +2011-08-11.txt:05:01:17: ais523: Maybe I'm reading the Zombie Survival Guide. +2011-08-11.txt:05:01:23: I think the action you attributed to elliott (hitting them with a Kindle) is more plausible as a method of beating zombies +2011-08-11.txt:05:01:59: a zombie apocalypse would be a fun virtual-reality game +2011-08-11.txt:05:02:20: But it's fun to shout about zombies. +2011-08-13.txt:00:34:00: I would build and program zombie slaying robots if I survived long enough to find the parts. +2011-08-13.txt:00:34:19: I'm not prepared for a zombie invasion, and that's OK +2011-08-15.txt:23:05:52: zombie monkey +2011-08-20.txt:23:21:00: elliott: Yes, I'm a zombie. +2011-08-22.txt:18:11:05: "Thus, the application we'll be building is Twitter FOR ZOMBIES" +2011-08-22.txt:19:23:17: "Thus, the application we'll be building is Twitter FOR ZOMBIES" +2011-08-22.txt:21:27:15: Twitter, and zombies +2011-08-26.txt:20:26:40: the only game I've played recently is Zombies mode of CoD: Black Ops +2011-08-29.txt:06:55:33: Hell, this is an excellent place to be in the event of a zombie apocalypse. +2011-08-29.txt:19:00:21: and exploding zombie types +2011-09-01.txt:01:52:37: (I still don't get how I ended up with a process that wasn't a zombie, had apparently no parent, couldn't be killed with any signal at all (not even -9 as root) and was apparently being debugged by the real init, though...) +2011-09-08.txt:06:19:29: i'm going to collect a whole bunch of them and bury them on a private island where i will become benevolent dictator of Zombie-Free Land +2011-09-08.txt:06:19:55: so called because it will the be the only place free of zombies +2011-09-10.txt:00:05:12: nope, we're all zombies +[too many lines; stopping] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.8724 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.8724 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +TERM=linux +http_proxy=http://127.0.0.1:3128 +initrd=/usr/bin/../lib/umlbox/umlbox-initrd.gz +HACKENV=/hackenv +mem=256M +PATH=/hackenv/bin:/opt/python27/bin:/opt/ghc/bin:/usr/bin:/bin +PWD=/hackenv +SHLVL=2 +HOME=/ +_=/usr/bin/env diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.8858 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.8858 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +2011-12-21.txt:21:03:14: itidus21 do you understand bizarre notations +2011-12-23.txt:06:12:32: `pastelogs bizarre notations diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.9119 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.9119 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,735 @@ + I used computational linguistics to kill her. + EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" + Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... More practice is in order. + that's where I got it rocket launch facility gift shop + GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. + His body should be given to science. He's alive :P Even so. + what, you mean that wasn't your real name? Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. + TODO: sex life + Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? not yet trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence + So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? + 11 holes for me :D + GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. + "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom + First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, you know the rest. +IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. + Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. + ehird has gone insane, clearly. + Meh ._. + oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! + there is plenty of room to have two heads +IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: there is plenty of room to get head twice at once + In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" + so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers + ehird: There is no h in "honour" + after all, what are DVD players for? + pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. ehird: consider low-gravity porn fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. + I am not on the moon. + Or the brutal rape of the English language! That wasn't rape. English is always willing. + i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. + is there a problem with it being carbonized :D yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" + anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true should put that on my todo list + I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary + kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers? + i'm my dad's unborn sister + `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny How hard is that + [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective + actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions + Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? + With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. + I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly + It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? + Reality isn't a part of physics + oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. + Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. + If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... I'd call it jabbear. + GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? + no Deewiant No?! I've been living a lie yep. Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> + ??? Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? Or are there monster dildos and cocks? Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? + Maternal instincts? Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? + I think hamsters cannot be inert. + I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. + yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. + Porn. There, see? + So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. + both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? + What else is there to vim besides editing commands? + hmm, this is hard + actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge + if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has + oohhh ha heh and what are your other characteristics? oh, many, madbrain but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +* oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### Meh * FireFly dies + Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". + im the worst person in the world + i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) + ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" + Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? + SF.net porn :/ Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? + I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914 not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.> + i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program + I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it + Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit + Invalid! Kill! Kill! I get that feeling too. + It's not incest if you're third cousins! + What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed? Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy." +<@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? + Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter + I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. + Where's the link to the log? THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. + My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +[Warrigal] `addquote hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. + Ah, vulva. What is that, anyway? + I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love + bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay + Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. + So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. + For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. + A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. + and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain it's all falling into place + so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? + let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future + oklopol geez what are you doing here ...i don't know :< i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... + think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat + Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. + I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. + it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone + I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... + (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) + Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? + theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along + I want a patent on common sense It wouldn't get me much though >_> + I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O + fungot!*@* added to ignore list. AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +* Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. + sekuoir: that's just gay sex I am learning though! + Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. + okay I see it now, quines do exist + Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. + if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect ^ I learned that trick from atheists + use "grep --crazy" +* augur rubs alise's bum [...] what? she said square ped :| + insufficient time dilation. try running faster. + alise: why internet is like wtf + I am an inherently pornographic being. + Hooray! I'm an idiot. + you move on the tape and shit + like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English alise: that's great filler ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... + And... WTF is it doing. :( Is it sexing? + ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots ill do it later + pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] + alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia + AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions + AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. + [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine + alise, marble marbelus + cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. + we'd care about a turing-complete pencil + alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles + what's the data of? [...] Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation I have no problems with you being interested in online games but the necrophilia is disturbing + Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough + Because you're a Mac user. I am! and proud of it to My mouse has *no* buttons. +* Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. + but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well + oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? it's not clear from the RFCs + reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it + how does a "DNA computer" work. von neumann machines? CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. + CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. + ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. + ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. + Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple + cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff + alise: I suck at coding related. + incest is best + Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? + Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +(in #irp) Flonk, ask on #esoteric? Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P + So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. Involving open wounds. I'm going to take a shower + GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! + OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime + INTERNET YAY Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. + cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. + i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok + pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +* Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose + Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). + I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. + pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. + it was too difficult + You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. + you should be eating corpses more + Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) + alise: so parrot was based around gcc? + Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. + Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. + colon is where your ass comes from right + < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon + "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." alise: I I was going to say something then your last line floored me + Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? alise: TLAAW + It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." + alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. + Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN + it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. + the pregnant ones are usually taken already. + (I've just been playing with myself.) + It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! WRONG 8 WEEKS + Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. + dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0 ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? Vorpal, you don't want to know. Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer Vorpal: "horrible" + i like to imagine their mangled limbs. + I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol + i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus + comex: what? *vorpal comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why + Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! + elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. + ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic + catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream + elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. + syntax is the least important part of a programming language other than Python +* Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +[spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. + there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. + I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. + fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! everything looks like an error anyway + HOT SEXY SEX BITS + How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? + elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. Two! + DAMN YOU, I'm leaving olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! + Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. + well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy and i own a piano and i'm not wearing socks + fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot + [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. + it seems that CUIL is dead + Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ + Vorpal loves the sodomy. elliott, sure why not + So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] It's a trivial C program :P + "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. + That is the mark of Gregor right there. tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that It's still the mark of Gregor. + For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. + OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. + (had real world issues) (to deal with) Vorpal's pregnant. yes + elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? what Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +* pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot pikhq: I'm underage! + zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. It's broken? + Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* + quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror typing is kind of difficult + My quotes are boring + oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? + your premise to falsify "false" is false + I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +"Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious + The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. + I can play crysis, but not minecraft? + Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. + elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +* oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave + Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) + I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. + ... come to think of it, + Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" + And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) + clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness or ability to run at all ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no + LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. + 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. HAHA [...] this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something + as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. + vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too + GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment + Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +[CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. + i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice umm, sufficiently small + yay CDE + oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) + hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money + ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid + are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +[on Walter Bright] I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" + Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor + mtve, now he's an expert idler. mtve: kitty kitty kitty + ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing I think that would be illegal. oh you are right damn :/ + I need a new desktop background j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) uhrghoaudp +* quintopia sits on gregor + [...] reyouthismootherate [...] + Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? + elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. + who's walter bright and why is he so bright locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc locks: guilty + We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. + This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. + ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. + gah, why does lose keep winning? + (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) + who is guido van rossum you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties + actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left + Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! and a monad! nothing can stop me now! + !bfjoust test (-)*10000 Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 yay + !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 probably will suck Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 what + `addquote I'm a bit 'tarded. (NOTHING PERSONAL!) + HELLWORLD! It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. There is more agony. + My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required + so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? + oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think oerjan: What - the - fuck +[on egojoust] The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. + OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension + !bfjoust sm3 < Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 + $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. + !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero + I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P + file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. + If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. + lol @ closed character set standard "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +[on DNA Maze] it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of + back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. + Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +* yorick has quit (K-Lined) + Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. + gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult + 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! + zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. + just because i'm homosexual doesn't mean i have sex with men. ...i'm also a paedophile [...] see if i'm a gay paedophile i don't have sex with men i have sex with BOYS + actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +* elliott injects coke into his testicles + Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. + okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" + Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. + However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them + enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity + shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich + elliott: there go my minutes of research!! + My penis is definitely way smaller than that. + There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. + Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here + elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +* Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. + addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. + Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing + oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks + quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* i mean with you +00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. + Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? + I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! + wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive + it is from 2002 though, I was younger then + ais523: quick, say something funny something funny hagrea:D can'tä sopt laughitn + elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet + elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. + ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. + django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something + Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. + BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN + Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +[After a long monologue] i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar + That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. + elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. + i'm really sleep + elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. + elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity + I use LiGNUXFCE+apps That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. + I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. + and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) + elliott, it was an artful robbery! wait, murder + I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. + haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" + Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. + that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 + A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. See? I'm intellectual. + I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me + DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN + Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! + anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims + i actually do like sucking + [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. + i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history + o.O There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. It's called "not being a mammal" :P + the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category + esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea + destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho + ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON + I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons + http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg worlds biggest thumb + oerjan: why so potable ...... DRINK ME + what telnets are there [...] where are a list of telnets? + (im not a lawyer) (im just making stuff up + Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? + boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer + here's a good multiplication algorithm 1010101 x 110 well I don't know how to do it but it starts like that + 3 = 7/2 + [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed + when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. + right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock + i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent + Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things + Write-only IRC: best idea Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter + AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method + Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +[on Sgeo's karaoke] Sgeo: awesome sounds like a japan anime sound track +[on Sgeo's karaoke] That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. + Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. + Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. + oerjan you're swedish, right? + my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup + Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" + `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one + `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one thankfully only two + yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ + I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse I invented Metaplace sex >.> + sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here I think so + I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything Yes. And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. + Vorpal: it's actually called Happy Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. + i hope that isn't child pornography whew equally cute tho, have to admit + Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page + scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last + I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. + Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. + two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django + `addquote two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ + [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. + Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. + Oracle's awesome + How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! I have the weirdest boner right now. + CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old + oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse + And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." + [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. + You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. + The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. + hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER + Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself + Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. + yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring + Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. + but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob + are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +[after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] I need to learn more Haskell... ..I need to get op privs. + I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long + Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser monqy, how hard could it be? + I hope type inference isn't difficult + You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" + anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours and masturbate as well + The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. + so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +[on spiking] drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. + what would you ever need petrol for newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +[on petrol] oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. + " elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? + if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy + It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. + HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER Oh noooooooooooooooooose! Gregor: lol nose geddit + you should know better than making þs out of wedlock + I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. + I used to be more irritated by alcohol Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +* perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. + You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D + elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" eventually all US bills will just be solid green + meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary so far, it has found four digits I hope it will find the fifth some time this week + The wickedest man of all. Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. you talking about me again? Yes. k + "system is fairly sane imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum would you object to that being trademarked I mean phrase trade" oops + Something about faiing a asanity check sanity faliling failing + Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. + as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over + i never meta turing. he died before i was born. + oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page thanks elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET + decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' + Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are Damn right! + " Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P + im going to resurrect rutian with vitamin pills and book sales + adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned + as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw quintopia: I am at Canada. + elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ + I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. + The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. + Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. + oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. + Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory + [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. + pikhq, living in the future sucks. The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. + oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills + such a famous bisexual Yeah, like Marlon Brando. And Caligula. And... Keeley Hawes? I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. + elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. + it was a wonderful dream i died in it that's how it started + the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +* Sgeo mutters about broken toilets #toilet is useless is #toilet even a thing I'm looking for help with toilets + Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that Or, at least, my toilet looks different + mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best + drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really + #%%:]__t�# do you see that that is great progress taking place + well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O yeah, i have a smiley for everything. + elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. + elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! + Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. + Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement + No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +* Sgeo is risking massive forest fires The bacon is worth it + ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? + you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them that doesn't work. we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way + The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. + Cut to February War were declared A galaxy in turmoil Anyway, Febuary '10 + I can't afford one of those! A grandchild, not a laser printer + doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. + MY CONTINUITY MY FANFICTION RUINED + to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception + god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself + (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) + I have a WRT120N Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. + There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] You've just gave me a different result [...] It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. + Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon + That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise + interestingly enough, go is a second player win chess is also first player win tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. + Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. + I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor + The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist + Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? fizzie: The host might be big-endian! + God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. + Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. + So... God has jizzed on everything? have you even READ the bible? + Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P + This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism + rest in peace lambdabot???? monqy: it'll probably be back later nap in peace + ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? + 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! + Non sequitur is my forte On-topic discussion is my piano Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte Full fat milk is my pianissimo On which note, I'm hungry + in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? + If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. + monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly + itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. + It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. + Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... + Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. Nash failed to create a "video game theory" + australia kicks ass we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything + My memory passed rest in peace sgeos memory + cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. + tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +[2008] i'm testing Haiku and it appears that it is a major shit 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga + Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new + aibohphobia The fear of palindromes + Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. + elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game + it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering + Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! + beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck + I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. + So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? + i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. + Well, I'm now experimenting with clients It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. + I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency + fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. + Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. + elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. + Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? + Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. SHIT JUST GOT REAL + OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. It's been fun knowing him. + Taneb's been hit by melancholy. He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y + Oh god. I've become a metallurgy hipster. + You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? + Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana Judaism has them beat, of course I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books + it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy + I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. + what i mean by afk is i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead + anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane + oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction + sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour + Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. + the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis + What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. + it's the pain of the gaps argument no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain it's never close enough + Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. + What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" + well, you have bested me itidus20: Yes. + now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him + What is miff-muffered moof? that's a tough question + software patents strike again that's got to be at least three times, now are they out yet? + like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with but that would be NP hard I think + combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha + IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? + I MIGHT BECOME GHOST + I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. + On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. + A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS + (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) + that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up + I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. + Maybe if you try diplomacy. Pointy steel diplomacy + i started running and smoking i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out + I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. + elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. + this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language + I think it's fizzie against everyone atm AND EVERYONE IS WINNING EXCEPT FIZZIE + lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads + That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. + mmm these music samples are still so tasteful + im sampling ultra hip holiday hes the boogie woogie santa clause switching to oktoberfest yes i would love to shop to this + im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours + i am out of all the fame loops and the australien soap opera loops so much loop / s omcuh + The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. + elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. + ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it + elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] + They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. + game where you flip a coin but it's really really big + Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk + we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic + I keep asking random people for "friendship " and it's crippling + I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] + Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know + Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby I will boil your veins. Which is less bad? Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. + I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". + FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. + Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. + Intake flooded with magma. Reactor connected. Pumps active. YES IT'S WORKING + "Do a sea monster while whatever." + But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is + The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. + I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. + Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. + monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] @messages quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell + theorem prover yada yada halting problem. + elliott, it is typical of you Vorpal: so are most things I say + well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him + elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! + now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = elliott_: let's not start that again." + You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? + OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. + help me i am so alone :( new computer good enough to simulate real parents + elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. + indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages + elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. + Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? + this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner + THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ + It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. + oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense + dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! I need.....an adult ;_; + We have no leather. Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. + according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? + Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. + When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. + one time I tried cpp programming ​ it was hellish ​ maybe I should try again + CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. + king is something women are better at than men + Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. + Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +[from 2009] That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". + in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep + what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it + I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee + Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables + elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. + You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? Monads are like that, only worse. + Mayor says we need to make aluminum items Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. + Dear god stop staring at me. no never monqy is always staring at everyone. it takes many eyes to do this but I manage He is an inspiration to us all. + Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. + One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. + Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. + Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. + Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... elliott: fuck you. There. Perfect. Carry on. + lol :( + But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." + jesus, yes.. he was human and that is fantastic more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does + I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? + yes 5 is very infixr + if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all + it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure + The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. + OMG What if we shoot Hitler with neutrinos + It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. Also lesbian. + i agree with elliott + did you know: gravity was inspired by apples + isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? + fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. + It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? + sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. + elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two + Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. + my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard + I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. + The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi + I think stealing is more appropriate + i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. + Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love + but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any + so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming + Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) + [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. + An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +[in the context of Open University] "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" + l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt + never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg + Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov + When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. + Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? You stole it from us first! + bad people have feelings too but they're bad so it's okay + It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. + Real Tar is GNU tar. You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. + But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. + that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this + fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +(Of Minecraft:) So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. + oh god oh god what if I become attracted to birds + "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family Ngevd, world-renowned detective. + 678) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love 187) Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat + ais523: those suck hmm, those are all pretty good + It's missing the "bear scat showing a diet of prime numbers" picture. + You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. It wasn't in deep space. It was orbiting Bajor. + If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. Also probably works in real life? + I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. + http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED + clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals + That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. + I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. + it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them and you get a new interesting esolang diagonal principle… + i did applied fisheries research when i was little got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them + that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence + COCKS [...] truly cocks + Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. + where is this going. why is this going. + anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper + fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. + I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. + I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? + Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? + I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish I don't fit in your quaint little categories + Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one + Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. + Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge + ...Overlapping? + Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP + elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. + oh my god that is one ugly solution beautiful + Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? + (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) + VMS Mosaic? I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. + elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. + No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. + It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. + Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. + There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? + elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? + elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. + Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. + also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +* Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. + Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS + ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe + ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" + `quote themselves No output. `quote norway No output. `quote lunch No output. Useless bot. + the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it + You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. `quote kmc 686) COCKS [...] truly cocks Well, in theory. + characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode + but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +* oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness + Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes + The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. + I guess only gay people fuck? + also who it a tome, a small one + shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? No. whew we don't have room for more esolangers there. oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? no Whew. We don't have room for more esolangers there. + Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? fizzie: Yes. There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. + the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. + it's not even about strictness actually not strictly about strictness, anyway + I like category theory because when you get over how damn weird it is it's still weird. + Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it + wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game + This is not the time for science! ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE + i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.9465 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.9465 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +2010-10-17.txt:17:28:55: in every way. +2004-02-04.txt:22:28:51: -!- lament has joined #esoteric. +2005-12-08.txt:22:25:24: -!- Sgep has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). +2005-01-09.txt:01:07:19: ' +2007-08-16.txt:00:59:34: oh ok... +2004-01-05.txt:01:27:43: -!- lament_ has joined #esoteric. +2010-06-07.txt:17:55:09: Well, I guess it's transitive. +2004-09-10.txt:07:59:59: -!- clog has quit (ended). +2005-02-11.txt:20:36:35: (again) +2010-07-06.txt:23:07:40: No requirements to support month names or abbreviations. +2006-01-10.txt:21:40:39: <_meat`> yes it is +2004-05-25.txt:04:36:40: just sit idle? +2008-04-28.txt:14:03:16: :) +2003-08-22.txt:08:00:00: -!- clog has joined #esoteric. +2004-04-14.txt:08:00:00: -!- clog has joined #esoteric. +2007-02-19.txt:21:30:13: <__main__.IRCbot instance at 0xb7c3206c> +2007-06-27.txt:19:29:25: it's easy to see for natives, probably +2007-06-22.txt:19:24:21: you'd need some kind of a socket layer above it. +2009-01-01.txt:18:24:46: ehird, check the source +2007-02-25.txt:00:56:37: ~exec sys.stdout(replace(1,1,2)) +2005-03-30.txt:14:06:31: it's alot of trouble storing larger values now +2005-08-13.txt:21:55:14: They'll ask you how you will be able to recognize the odd bits (as opposed to plain old normal, non-odd bits) in messages. +2007-12-22.txt:00:20:22: -!- puzzlet has quit (Connection timed out). +2005-04-15.txt:22:40:52: andreau: see topic of the channel :) +2003-12-09.txt:07:59:59: -!- clog has quit (ended). +2011-12-09.txt:01:48:53: Unless "pointer into an array of things" doesn't mean the same thing as "pointer to a thing". +2008-01-02.txt:02:05:14: [@+#2 #1-@] +2003-06-03.txt:08:32:50: -!- lament has quit ("I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY"). +2008-09-10.txt:10:30:05: The wchan name might well be historical reference, foo knows there's enough of those around. On solaris, the WCHAN column seems to be the address of some sort of "event" variable which the process is sleeping on. +2004-05-13.txt:16:18:24: -!- Toreun has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). +2004-12-21.txt:19:18:25: -!- clog has joined #esoteric. +2011-04-08.txt:18:54:49: Well. +2006-02-06.txt:18:05:02: Heh +2004-07-24.txt:08:00:00: -!- clog has joined #esoteric. +2007-09-17.txt:08:29:05: like combining a compiler with a compressor. ;) lol +2005-12-23.txt:02:45:24: -!- ihope has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)). +2006-12-15.txt:14:54:09: -!- DRMacIver has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). +2005-02-21.txt:10:36:42: -!- kipple has joined #esoteric. +2009-01-27.txt:22:27:39: o +2008-10-14.txt:13:55:01: * AnMaster writes a "project creation request" at sf.net diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 paste/paste.9945 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.9945 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +2011-04-05.txt:21:01:42: feel those harshed vibes oklopol +2011-04-15.txt:21:11:24: It would harsh the vibes up, bro. +2011-05-21.txt:04:10:36: pikhq_: This map is harshing my vibe. Is there just an ordered-by-time list? +2011-09-12.txt:12:28:41: fizzie: Harshing my vibe here. +2011-09-21.txt:21:21:17: What is it with the past harshing our vibe? +2011-09-21.txt:21:24:13: 2011-09-21.txt:21:21:17: What is it with the past harshing our vibe? +2011-09-21.txt:21:24:33: `log harsh.*vibe +2011-09-21.txt:21:24:37: 2011-09-21.txt:21:24:33: `log harsh.*vibe +2011-09-21.txt:21:24:47: `pastelogs harsh.*vibe diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 quotes --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/quotes Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,808 @@ + I used computational linguistics to kill her. + EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" + Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... More practice is in order. + that's where I got it rocket launch facility gift shop + GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them. + His body should be given to science. He's alive :P Even so. + what, you mean that wasn't your real name? Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. + TODO: sex life + Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? not yet trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence + So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? + 11 holes for me :D + GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. + "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom + First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, you know the rest. +IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. + Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it. + ehird has gone insane, clearly. + Meh ._. + oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! + there is plenty of room to have two heads +IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: there is plenty of room to get head twice at once + In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" + so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers +IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler! +SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce! +PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers + ehird: There is no h in "honour" + after all, what are DVD players for? + pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless. ehird: consider low-gravity porn fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced. + I am not on the moon. + Or the brutal rape of the English language! That wasn't rape. English is always willing. + i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. + is there a problem with it being carbonized :D yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal" + anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true should put that on my todo list + I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary + i'm my dad's unborn sister + `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny How hard is that + [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective + actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions + Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word? + With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns. + I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly + It looks like my hairs are too fat. Can you help me split them? + Reality isn't a part of physics + oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize. + Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you. + If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... I'd call it jabbear. + GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? + no Deewiant No?! I've been living a lie yep. Excuse me while I jump out of the window -> + ??? Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? Or are there monster dildos and cocks? Or are both the dildos and cocks monster? + Maternal instincts? Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? + I think hamsters cannot be inert. + I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. + yay fire! * Madelon combusts spontaneously. + Porn. There, see? + So... copyright doesn't really apply to God. + both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? + What else is there to vim besides editing commands? + hmm, this is hard + actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge + if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has + oohhh ha heh and what are your other characteristics? oh, many, madbrain but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here +* oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### Meh * FireFly dies + Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". + im the worst person in the world + i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys) + ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i" + Warrigal: what do you mean by 21? + SF.net porn :/ Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page? + i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program + I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it + Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit + Invalid! Kill! Kill! I get that feeling too. + It's not incest if you're third cousins! +<@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday? + Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter + I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them. + Where's the link to the log? THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED. + My mascot is a tree of broccoli. +[Warrigal] `addquote hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows 'cuz it's pretty awesome. [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :( +Note that quote number 124 is not actually true. + Ah, vulva. What is that, anyway? + I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love + bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay + Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename. + So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot. + For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside. + A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length. + and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain it's all falling into place + so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.? + let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future + oklopol geez what are you doing here ...i don't know :< i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things... + think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat + Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. + I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow. + it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone + I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ... + (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) + Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole? + theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along + I want a patent on common sense It wouldn't get me much though >_> + I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O + fungot!*@* added to ignore list. AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. +* Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther. + sekuoir: that's just gay sex I am learning though! + Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. + okay I see it now, quines do exist + Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making. + if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect ^ I learned that trick from atheists + use "grep --crazy" +* augur rubs alise's bum [...] what? she said square ped :| + insufficient time dilation. try running faster. + alise: why internet is like wtf + I am an inherently pornographic being. + Hooray! I'm an idiot. + you move on the tape and shit + like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English alise: that's great filler ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... + And... WTF is it doing. :( Is it sexing? + ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots ill do it later + pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...] + alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia + AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions + AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever. + [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine + alise, marble marbelus + cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other. + we'd care about a turing-complete pencil + alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles + what's the data of? [...] Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation I have no problems with you being interested in online games but the necrophilia is disturbing + Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough + Because you're a Mac user. I am! and proud of it to My mouse has *no* buttons. +* Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. + but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well + oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? it's not clear from the RFCs + reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it + how does a "DNA computer" work. von neumann machines? CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. + CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head. + ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only. + ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. + Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple + cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff + alise: I suck at coding related. + incest is best + Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ? + Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#? it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on +(in #irp) Flonk, ask on #esoteric? Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P + So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse. Involving open wounds. I'm going to take a shower + GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery! + OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime + INTERNET YAY Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath. + cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. + i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok + pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?" +* Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose + Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb). + I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense. + pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons. + it was too difficult + You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. + you should be eating corpses more + Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible) + alise: so parrot was based around gcc? + Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue. + Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. + colon is where your ass comes from right + < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon + "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." alise: I I was going to say something then your last line floored me + Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? alise: TLAAW + It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..." + alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no. + Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN + it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. + the pregnant ones are usually taken already. + (I've just been playing with myself.) + It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! WRONG 8 WEEKS + Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. + dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0 ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? Vorpal, you don't want to know. Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer Vorpal: "horrible" + i like to imagine their mangled limbs. + I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol + i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus + comex: what? *vorpal comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why + Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh! + elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. + ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic + catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream + elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. + syntax is the least important part of a programming language other than Python +* Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo. +[spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher. + there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into. + I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities. + fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! everything looks like an error anyway + HOT SEXY SEX BITS + How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap? + elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. Two! + DAMN YOU, I'm leaving olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION! + Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. + well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy and i own a piano and i'm not wearing socks + fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot + [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. + it seems that CUIL is dead + Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol +Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/ + Vorpal loves the sodomy. elliott, sure why not + So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] It's a trivial C program :P + "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding." ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist. + That is the mark of Gregor right there. tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that It's still the mark of Gregor. + For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. + OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. + (had real world issues) (to deal with) Vorpal's pregnant. yes + elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew. wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here? what Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle. +* pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot pikhq: I'm underage! + zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. It's broken? + Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored* + quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror typing is kind of difficult + My quotes are boring + oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? + your premise to falsify "false" is false + I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi +"Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious + The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code. + I can play crysis, but not minecraft? + Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly. + elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +* oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave + Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly) + I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. + ... come to think of it, + Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past? Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors" + And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?) + clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness or ability to run at all ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no + LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary. + 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task. HAHA [...] this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something + as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story. + vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too + GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment + Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure. +[CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG. + i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice umm, sufficiently small + yay CDE + oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) + hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money + ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid + are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full +[on Walter Bright] I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!" + Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor + mtve, now he's an expert idler. mtve: kitty kitty kitty + ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing I think that would be illegal. oh you are right damn :/ + I need a new desktop background j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled) uhrghoaudp +* quintopia sits on gregor + [...] reyouthismootherate [...] + Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway? + elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here. + who's walter bright and why is he so bright locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc locks: guilty + We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science. + This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. + ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least. + gah, why does lose keep winning? + (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) + who is guido van rossum you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties + actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left + Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! and a monad! nothing can stop me now! + !bfjoust test (-)*10000 Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 yay + !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000 probably will suck Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4 what + `addquote I'm a bit 'tarded. (NOTHING PERSONAL!) + HELLWORLD! It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*. There is more agony. + My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required + so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported? + oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think oerjan: What - the - fuck +[on egojoust] The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't. + OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension + !bfjoust sm3 < Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4 + $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/' Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE <-- HERE/ at -e line 1. + !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero + I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P + file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. + If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons. + lol @ closed character set standard "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." +[on DNA Maze] it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of + back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE. + Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +* yorick has quit (K-Lined) + Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead. + gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult + 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet! + zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. + just because i'm homosexual doesn't mean i have sex with men. ...i'm also a paedophile [...] see if i'm a gay paedophile i don't have sex with men i have sex with BOYS + actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia +* elliott injects coke into his testicles + Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want. + okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG" + Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. + However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them + enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity + shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich + elliott: there go my minutes of research!! + My penis is definitely way smaller than that. + There are white Africans out there, but, you know. A black swan in the hand does not imply causation. + Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here + elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +* Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. + addquoting yourself? isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status? Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME. + Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing + oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks + quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid* i mean with you +00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.) 00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric. + Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience? What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent? + I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! + wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive + it is from 2002 though, I was younger then + ais523: quick, say something funny something funny hagrea:D can'tä sopt laughitn + elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet + elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. + ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. + django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something + Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards. + BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN + Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv". Say "pvottle". It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle". +[After a long monologue] i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar + That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children. + elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. + i'm really sleep + elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies. + elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity + I use LiGNUXFCE+apps That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw. + I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it. + and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again" (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) + elliott, it was an artful robbery! wait, murder + I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now. + haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!" "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards" + Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards. + that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 + A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold. See? I'm intellectual. + I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me + DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN + Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! + anyway I've stopped ``trolling'' since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims + i actually do like sucking + [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please. + i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history + o.O There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. It's called "not being a mammal" :P + the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category + esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea + destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho + ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON + I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons + http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg worlds biggest thumb + oerjan: why so potable ...... DRINK ME + what telnets are there [...] where are a list of telnets? + (im not a lawyer) (im just making stuff up + Grr. Why does it exist? Why can't I kill it? + boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer + here's a good multiplication algorithm 1010101 x 110 well I don't know how to do it but it starts like that + 3 = 7/2 + [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed + when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. + right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock + i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent + Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things + Write-only IRC: best idea Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter + AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method + Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +[on Sgeo's karaoke] Sgeo: awesome sounds like a japan anime sound track +[on Sgeo's karaoke] That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. + Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. + Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries. + oerjan you're swedish, right? + my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup + Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago" + `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one + `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one thankfully only two + yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input s/done a better job considering input/been shot/ + I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse I invented Metaplace sex >.> + sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here I think so + I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything Yes. And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. + Vorpal: it's actually called Happy Vorpal: Do not use it. Use Parsec. This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES. + i hope that isn't child pornography whew equally cute tho, have to admit + Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page + scripting language. whole program analysis. together at last + I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand. + Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose. + two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django + `addquote two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ + [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame. + Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. + Oracle's awesome + How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy! I have the weirdest boner right now. + CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old + oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse + And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace." + [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back. + You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. + The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. + hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER + Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself + Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. + yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring + Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know. + but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob + are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies +[after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] I need to learn more Haskell... ..I need to get op privs. + I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long + Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser monqy, how hard could it be? + I hope type inference isn't difficult + You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management" + anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours and masturbate as well + The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. + so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water? +[on spiking] drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger. + what would you ever need petrol for newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good +[on petrol] oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. + " elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs? + if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy + It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck. + HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER Oh noooooooooooooooooose! Gregor: lol nose geddit + you should know better than making þs out of wedlock + I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. + I used to be more irritated by alcohol Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes +* perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. + You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D + elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink" eventually all US bills will just be solid green + meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary so far, it has found four digits I hope it will find the fifth some time this week + The wickedest man of all. Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. you talking about me again? Yes. k + "system is fairly sane imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum would you object to that being trademarked I mean phrase trade" oops + Something about faiing a asanity check sanity faliling failing + Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important. + as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over + i never meta turing. he died before i was born. + oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page thanks elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET + decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way' + Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are Damn right! + " Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P + im going to resurrect rutian with vitamin pills and book sales + adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned + as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw quintopia: I am at Canada. + elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/ + I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. + The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells. + Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. + oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. + Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory + [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. + pikhq, living in the future sucks. The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. + oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills + such a famous bisexual Yeah, like Marlon Brando. And Caligula. And... Keeley Hawes? I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. + elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling. + it was a wonderful dream i died in it that's how it started + the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s +* Sgeo mutters about broken toilets #toilet is useless is #toilet even a thing I'm looking for help with toilets + Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that Or, at least, my toilet looks different + mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes. olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best + drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really + #%%:]__t�# do you see that that is great progress taking place + well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O yeah, i have a smiley for everything. + elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat. + elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for! + Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered. + Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement + No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse. +* Sgeo is risking massive forest fires The bacon is worth it + ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? + you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them that doesn't work. we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way + The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane. + Cut to February War were declared A galaxy in turmoil Anyway, Febuary '10 + I can't afford one of those! A grandchild, not a laser printer + doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer. + MY CONTINUITY MY FANFICTION RUINED + to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception + god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself + (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that) + I have a WRT120N Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L. + There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [...] You've just gave me a different result [...] It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur. + Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon + That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise + interestingly enough, go is a second player win chess is also first player win tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw. + Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once. + I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor + The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist + Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too? fizzie: The host might be big-endian! + God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. + Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE. + So... God has jizzed on everything? have you even READ the bible? + Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-) elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P + This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism + rest in peace lambdabot???? monqy: it'll probably be back later nap in peace + ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints? + 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL! + Non sequitur is my forte On-topic discussion is my piano Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte Full fat milk is my pianissimo On which note, I'm hungry + in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins? + If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book. + monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly + itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. + It's ok guys. I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality. + Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so... + Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. Nash failed to create a "video game theory" + australia kicks ass we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything + My memory passed rest in peace sgeos memory + cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. + tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today?? +[2008] i'm testing Haiku and it appears that it is a major shit 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga + Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new + aibohphobia The fear of palindromes + Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. + elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game + it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering + Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!! + beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck + I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age. + So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? + i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. + Well, I'm now experimenting with clients It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud. + I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency + fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all. + Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear. + elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'. + Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? + Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. SHIT JUST GOT REAL + OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. It's been fun knowing him. + Taneb's been hit by melancholy. He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y + Oh god. I've become a metallurgy hipster. + You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? + Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana Judaism has them beat, of course I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books + it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy + I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. + what i mean by afk is i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead + anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane + oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction + sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour + Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. + the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis + What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. + it's the pain of the gaps argument no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain it's never close enough + Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead. + What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule" + well, you have bested me itidus20: Yes. + now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him + What is miff-muffered moof? that's a tough question + software patents strike again that's got to be at least three times, now are they out yet? + like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with but that would be NP hard I think + combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha + IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP?????? + I MIGHT BECOME GHOST + I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. + On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. + A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS + (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible) + that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up + I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol. + Maybe if you try diplomacy. Pointy steel diplomacy + i started running and smoking i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out + I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. + elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions. + this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language + I think it's fizzie against everyone atm AND EVERYONE IS WINNING EXCEPT FIZZIE + lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads + That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. + mmm these music samples are still so tasteful + im sampling ultra hip holiday hes the boogie woogie santa clause switching to oktoberfest yes i would love to shop to this + im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours + i am out of all the fame loops and the australien soap opera loops so much loop / s omcuh + The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. + elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community? Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana? elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture. + ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it + elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...] + They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released. + game where you flip a coin but it's really really big + Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk + we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic + I keep asking random people for "friendship " and it's crippling + I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] + Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know + Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby I will boil your veins. Which is less bad? Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages. + I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU". + FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. + Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. + Intake flooded with magma. Reactor connected. Pumps active. YES IT'S WORKING + "Do a sea monster while whatever." + But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is + The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. + I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. + Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. + monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people. [...around half an hour later...] @messages quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell + theorem prover yada yada halting problem. + elliott, it is typical of you Vorpal: so are most things I say + well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him + elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! + now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = elliott_: let's not start that again." + You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? + OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. + help me i am so alone :( new computer good enough to simulate real parents + elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately. + indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages + elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want. + Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though? + this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner + THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ + It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. + oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense + dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me! I need.....an adult ;_; + We have no leather. Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. + according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? + Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. + When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad. + one time I tried cpp programming ​ it was hellish ​ maybe I should try again + CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos. + king is something women are better at than men + Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables. + Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia +[from 2009] That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2". + in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep + what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it + I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee + Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables + elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. + You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure? Monads are like that, only worse. + Mayor says we need to make aluminum items Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. + Dear god stop staring at me. no never monqy is always staring at everyone. it takes many eyes to do this but I manage He is an inspiration to us all. + Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books. + One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample. Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind. + Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. + Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. + Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... elliott: fuck you. There. Perfect. Carry on. + lol :( + But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device." + jesus, yes.. he was human and that is fantastic more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does + I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? + yes 5 is very infixr + if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all + it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure + The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable. + OMG What if we shoot Hitler with neutrinos + It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. Also lesbian. + i agree with elliott + did you know: gravity was inspired by apples + isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached? + fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also. + It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? + sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. + elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce? they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two + Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. + my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard + I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand. + The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi + I think stealing is more appropriate + i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. + Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love + but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any + so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming + Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony. (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.) + [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away. + An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are. +[in the context of Open University] "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" + l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt + never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg + Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov + When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem. + Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? You stole it from us first! + bad people have feelings too but they're bad so it's okay + It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you. + Real Tar is GNU tar. You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough. + But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. + that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this + fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings. +(Of Minecraft:) So basically I didn't understand what it was at all, I thought maybe you were meant to be like a worm and just sort of wriggle about underground. + oh god oh god what if I become attracted to birds + "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family Ngevd, world-renowned detective. + 678) Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love 187) Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant. what whaaaaaaaaaaaat + ais523: those suck hmm, those are all pretty good + It's missing the "bear scat showing a diet of prime numbers" picture. + You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. It wasn't in deep space. It was orbiting Bajor. + If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. Also probably works in real life? + I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. + http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED + clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals + That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. + I personally use while ("Cogito, ergo sum") { ... } because since that is a priori true, it is true in all possible universes, and therefore ensures maximum portability. + it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them and you get a new interesting esolang diagonal principle… + i did applied fisheries research when i was little got some results too but i ate them before i could publish them + that's crazy, it almost seems like you have to tell the program how you want it to manipulate the data and not just give it the relevant commands in a random sequence + COCKS [...] truly cocks + Magnetic butterfly is slower than cat and restarting if you make a mistake is slower than vi is slower than mind-reading. + where is this going. why is this going. + anyway fungot is the only esolang irc bot I know of that doesn't depend on nethack or a similar helper + fizzie: these kids today, with their long hair, dope, and silly abbreviations...) and how it works. + I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. + I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television? + Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore? + I'm neither Norwegian nor Finnish I don't fit in your quaint little categories + Vorpal: your ability to randomly make obvious comments in IRC as if they were profound is not a particularly useful one + Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. + Somehow I managed to read Haskell as Befunge + ...Overlapping? + Vorpal: I was paying too much attention to elliott and not enough to my HP + elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. + oh my god that is one ugly solution beautiful + Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? + (I'm not really sure what that explains but nor am I sure what I'm explaining, so it cancels out.) + VMS Mosaic? I hope that's not Mosaic ported to VMS. Hmm. It's Mosaic ported to VMS. + elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. + No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. + It's like single player Hackiki in a way(?) Ngevd: yes, but with multiple players. + Yeah, statistics with 2 data points is science. Statistics with one data point is crap. You measure a third point if you need an error estimate. + There's British KFC? Kent Fried Chicken? + elliott: well how will you represent "The dog jumped over the lazy dog" then? + elliott, cars aren't perfectly spherical. + Minecraft has made me view all trees as ridiculously slender. + also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be +* Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something Sgeo|web: That literally never happens. Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example. + Linux is like the most quirky of all Forths, it has its own OS + ais523: You might want to downgrade to a sock to be safe + ais523: I pronounce "xor" by punching myself in the face and then "or" + `quote themselves No output. `quote norway No output. `quote lunch No output. Useless bot. + the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it + You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. `quote kmc 686) COCKS [...] truly cocks Well, in theory. + characters in tv series should learn to check the timestamp before they get their hopes up... *no chance* this will work at 10 minutes into the episode + but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +* oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness + Ngevd: again in a fresh memo later be sent you a copy of knitting for assholes + The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. + I guess only gay people fuck? + also who it a tome, a small one + shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? No. whew we don't have room for more esolangers there. oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? no Whew. We don't have room for more esolangers there. + Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? fizzie: Yes. There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. + the point of a university is research and training new researchers. the point of the world is to enable this. + it's not even about strictness actually not strictly about strictness, anyway + I like category theory because when you get over how damn weird it is it's still weird. + Phantom__Hoover: is the processor hot? also, does it smell of burnt silicon? [...] you can figure out if the processor is hot by touching it + wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game + This is not the time for science! ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE + i cnat eve begin to understand what you meant with that "one" + if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? +.Ah. + i don't lie, i tell stories there's no difference *a + myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die. + BOXBOT IS TERRIBLE NOBODY LIKES BOXBOT He's just a box with arms i love boxbot already + interestingly enough it takes about as much time for a person to produce cfunge as it does to create a baby. + right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. if only every wrong person could be so lucky + Dinner? At two? It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. + man, I love pseudo-random decision making kallisti: Man, I base most of my life on pseudo-random decision making. i usually just ask my dick and i then rarely even bother to listen + well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses + if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? i just plucked his name at random [...] if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels + why not just give the gays their own state so people could finally pray in peace + fizzie: is a 98% reduction in the waterpark intensity, right, so i'd imagine! + Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean. + pikhq: And of course Rick Perry, saying that there's something wrong with a country where gays can serve in the military but we don't elect a douchebag as president. + The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. + monqy: it's only... ascii porn... the unicode bits stay covered + WTF is it with people with Irish names and logic? + The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. + Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. + Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. Oops. + Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. + I'm not biased towards humanity over sentient .txt files. + Hey, I found Gregor on Spokeo. He's a married black male in his late 50s who lives in an apartment worth about $37,000. He did not go to college and works in sales. He lives in Detroit. I... think we might have found the wrong one. + A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. + elliott: Back in my day, I didn't have to walk with a cane, but I couldn't shake it at kids on my lawn either! + ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game + (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) + in one case, someone is hurting themselves, in the other, they are only hurting (all) norwegians (to death) + I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far. + I hate you. + The mutable-integer Linux. + Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. zzo38: was it unexpected? Kind of... + fizzie: What kind of speech recognition do you do? If you only need to recognize famous speeches, like Churchill or something, it should be pretty easy. + Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. + i think i'll just take the usual route and go do post doc research somewhere far away and never come back and become a drug lord and kill myself + When you die in Canada, you die in real life. + DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage + is there any evidence that Jesus knew the rules of tic-tac-toe? +[...] So if someone tells you "you're worth your weight in Ethernet", it's likely they think your worth is less than $2k. + `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) + [...] we choose only die fittest people of nigeria [...] + fizzie: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord + [...] "paikankin päällä" sounds just fine + oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? fizzie: +47 oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. I... guess you are geographically, too. +Note that the previous quote is, in fact, correctly spaced. + Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise + Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either. + kallisti: by ordered multiset did you mean: list?????? + I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? + fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. + oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha + "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith so that you can legally own lockpicks Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? + northern ireland is quite a way to drag someone from scotland <-- not really. I just checked in google earth Vorpal: but dragging people across water's a bit tricky + speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today the first episode was more like 57471571c5 + I think I know less about rhotic accents now than I have ever known before + oh right: Frooxius, you wouldn't happen to live in Hexham, would you? No, sorry. phew How about Finland? Why would I live there? That's a *very* good question. Why would anyone? + elliott: but, there are imps around, the pad. it's hard to remember though your cross-hairs would never settle on an innocent little girl. chokes up now imagine she's white. + There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. + elliott: to be honest, it doesn't exist in a state of almost perpetual stalemate, and expands to a larger board and more exotic collection of what he refers to as a thermal hull, instead of some kind of clock pun. no, dammit, will this breakfast injure his shrill, bearded, scraggly old men in space. jade's radioactive, omnipotent, space-warping dog named... + the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold +* Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. Glurk. + elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. That is to say, non-constructive. + Two gigabytes is not really much to download. THAT'S LIKE THREE EPISODES OF MY LITTLE PONY + [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. + damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN + ioihgfdddf + rephtrase + I saw a MythBusters show about that. (Or I guess it maybe was a tree.) + @more @more @more @more @more @more @more :( + has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people + Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". 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"$word "; + for(my $i = 0; $_ = substr($word, $i, $n); $i++) { + last unless length == $n; + $grams{substr($_, 0, $n-1)}->{substr($_, $n-1, 1)}++; + } + } +} + +sub main { + my $target_mod = "Default"; + GetOptions( + 'm|module=s' => \$target_mod, + 'e|encoding=s' => \$encoding, + 'f|filter=s' => \$filter + ) or exit 1; + $target_mod =~ s/(^|[-_ ])(.)/\u$2/g; + $filter = qr/$filter/i; + print "Constructing $target_mod dataset from $encoding\n"; + print "Filter: $filter\n"; + for (@ARGV) { + print "Reading $_...\n"; + open my $f, "<:encoding($encoding)", $_; + parse $f; + close $f; + } + store [\%grams, \%fs], "$target_mod"; +} + +main unless caller; diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 share/esolangs.txt --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/share/esolangs.txt Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,695 @@ +01_ +0x29A +0x29C +1337 +1cnis +1L +1mpr0mp2 +2050706 +23 +2DP +2D-Reverse +2-ill +2iota +2L +3code +3D +4DL +5-logic +6ix +96 +*W +.box +.Gertrude +.yacuabll +><> +/// +() +(()) +[] +] +~ +:≠ +@!  +AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! 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See the +# GNU General Public License for more details. +# +# You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License +# along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software +# Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, +# Boston, MA 02110-1301 USA +# +############################################################################ +# +# Improvements and corrections are welcome. +# +# Most units data was drawn from +# 1. NIST Special Publication 811, 1995 Edition +# 2. CRC Handbook of Chemistry and Physics 70th edition +# 3. Oxford English Dictionary +# 4. Websters New Universal Unabridged Dictionary +# 5. Units of Measure by Stephen Dresner +# 6. A Dictionary of English Weights and Measures by Ronald Zupko +# 7. British Weights and Measures by Ronald Zupko +# 8. Realm of Measure by Isaac Asimov +# 9. United States standards of weights and measures, their +# creation and creators by Arthur H. Frazier. +# 10. French weights and measures before the Revolution: a +# dictionary of provincial and local units by Ronald Zupko +# 11. Weights and Measures: their ancient origins and their +# development in Great Britain up to AD 1855 by FG Skinner +# 12. The World of Measurements by H. Arthur Klein +# 13. For Good Measure by William Johnstone +# 14. NTC's Encyclopedia of International Weights and Measures +# by William Johnstone +# 15. Sizes by John Lord +# 16. Sizesaurus by Stephen Strauss +# 17. CODATA Recommended Values of Physical Constants available at +# http://physics.nist.gov/cuu/Constants/index.html +# 18. How Many? A Dictionary of Units of Measurement. Available at +# http://www.unc.edu/~rowlett/units/index.html +# 19. Numericana. http://www.numericana.com +# 20. UK history of measurement +# http://www.ukmetrication.com/history.htm +# +# Thanks to Jeff Conrad for assistance in ferreting out unit definitions. +# +########################################################################### +# +# If units you use are missing or defined incorrectly, please contact me. +# +# I added shoe size information but I'm not convinced that it's correct. +# If you know anything about shoe sizes please contact me. +# +########################################################################### + +########################################################################### +# # +# Primitive units. Any unit defined to contain a '!' character is a # +# primitive unit which will not be reduced any further. All units should # +# reduce to primitive units. # +# # +########################################################################### + +# +# SI units +# + +kg ! # Mass of the international prototype +kilogram kg + +s ! # Duration of 9192631770 periods of the radiation +second s # corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine + # levels of the ground state of the cesium-133 atom + +m ! # Length of the path traveled by light in a vacuum +meter m # during 1|299792458 seconds. Originally meant to be + # 1e-7 of the length along a meridian from the equator + # to a pole. + +A ! # The current which produces a force of 2e-7 N/m between two +ampere A # infinitely long wires that are 1 meter apart +amp ampere + +cd ! # Luminous intensity in a given direction of a source which +candela cd # emits monochromatic radiation at 540e12 Hz with radiant + # intensity 1|683 W/steradian. (This differs from radiant + # intensity (W/sr) in that it is adjusted for human + # perceptual dependence on wavelength. The frequency of + # 540e12 Hz (yellow) is where human perception is most + # efficient.) + +mol ! # The amount of substance of a system which contains as many +mole mol # elementary entities as there are atoms in 0.012 kg of + # carbon 12. The elementary entities must be specified and + # may be atoms, molecules, ions, electrons, or other + # particles or groups of particles. It is understood that + # unbound atoms of carbon 12, at rest and in the ground + # state, are referred to. + +K ! # 1|273.16 of the thermodynamic temperature of the triple +kelvin K # point of water + +# +# The radian and steradian are defined as dimensionless primitive units. +# The radian is equal to m/m and the steradian to m^2/m^2 so these units are +# dimensionless. Retaining them as named units is useful because it allows +# clarity in expressions and makes the meaning of unit definitions more clear. +# These units will reduce to 1 in conversions but not for sums of units or for +# arguments to functions. +# + +radian !dimensionless # The angle subtended at the center of a circle by + # an arc equal in length to the radius of the + # circle +sr !dimensionless # Solid angle which cuts off an area of the surface +steradian sr # of the sphere equal to that of a square with + # sides of length equal to the radius of the + # sphere + +# +# Some primitive non-SI units +# + +US$ ! # The US dollar is chosen arbitrarily to be the primitive + # unit of money. + +bit ! # Basic unit of information (entropy). The entropy in bits + # of a random variable over a finite alphabet is defined + # to be the sum of -p(i)*log2(p(i)) over the alphabet where + # p(i) is the probability that the random variable takes + # on the value i. + +########################################################################### +# # +# Prefixes (longer names must come first) # +# # +########################################################################### + +yotta- 1e24 # Greek or Latin octo, "eight" +zetta- 1e21 # Latin septem, "seven" +exa- 1e18 # Greek hex, "six" +peta- 1e15 # Greek pente, "five" +tera- 1e12 # Greek teras, "monster" +giga- 1e9 # Greek gigas, "giant" +mega- 1e6 # Greek megas, "large" +myria- 1e4 # Not an official SI prefix +kilo- 1e3 # Greek chilioi, "thousand" +hecto- 1e2 # Greek hekaton, "hundred" +deca- 1e1 # Greek deka, "ten" +deka- deca +deci- 1e-1 # Latin decimus, "tenth" +centi- 1e-2 # Latin centum, "hundred" +milli- 1e-3 # Latin mille, "thousand" +micro- 1e-6 # Latin micro or Greek mikros, "small" +nano- 1e-9 # Latin nanus or Greek nanos, "dwarf" +pico- 1e-12 # Spanish pico, "a bit" +femto- 1e-15 # Danish-Norwegian femten, "fifteen" +atto- 1e-18 # Danish-Norwegian atten, "eighteen" +zepto- 1e-21 # Latin septem, "seven" +yocto- 1e-24 # Greek or Latin octo, "eight" + +quarter- 1|4 +semi- 0.5 +demi- 0.5 +hemi- 0.5 +half- 0.5 +double- 2 +triple- 3 +treble- 3 + +kibi- 2^10 # In response to the convention of illegally +mebi- 2^20 # and confusingly using metric prefixes for +gibi- 2^30 # powers of two, the International +tebi- 2^40 # Electrotechnical Commission aproved these +pebi- 2^50 # binary prefixes for use in 1998. If you +exbi- 2^60 # want to refer to "megabytes" using the +Ki- kibi # binary definition, use these prefixes. +Mi- mebi +Gi- gibi +Ti- tebi +Pi- pebi +Ei- exbi + +Y- yotta +Z- zetta +E- exa +P- peta +T- tera +G- giga +M- mega +k- kilo +h- hecto +da- deka +d- deci +c- centi +m- milli +u- micro # it should be a mu but u is easy to type +n- nano +p- pico +f- femto +a- atto +z- zepto +y- yocto + +# +# Names of some numbers +# + +one 1 +two 2 +double 2 +couple 2 +three 3 +triple 3 +four 4 +quadruple 4 +five 5 +quintuple 5 +six 6 +seven 7 +eight 8 +nine 9 +ten 10 +eleven 11 +twelve 12 +thirteen 13 +fourteen 14 +fifteen 15 +sixteen 16 +seventeen 17 +eighteen 18 +nineteen 19 +twenty 20 +thirty 30 +forty 40 +fifty 50 +sixty 60 +seventy 70 +eighty 80 +ninety 90 +hundred 100 +thousand 1000 +million 1e6 + +# These number terms were described by N. Chuquet and De la Roche in the 16th +# century as being successive powers of a million. These definitions are still +# used in most European countries. The current US definitions for these +# numbers arose in the 17th century and don't make nearly as much sense. These +# numbers are listed in the CRC Concise Encyclopedia of Mathematics by Eric +# W. Weisstein. + +shortbillion 1e9 +shorttrillion 1e12 +shortquadrillion 1e15 +shortquintillion 1e18 +shortsextillion 1e21 +shortseptillion 1e24 +shortoctillion 1e27 +shortnonillion 1e30 +shortnoventillion shortnonillion +shortdecillion 1e33 +shortundecillion 1e36 +shortduodecillion 1e39 +shorttredecillion 1e42 +shortquattuordecillion 1e45 +shortquindecillion 1e48 +shortsexdecillion 1e51 +shortseptendecillion 1e54 +shortoctodecillion 1e57 +shortnovemdecillion 1e60 +shortvigintillion 1e63 + +centillion 1e303 +googol 1e100 + +longbillion million^2 +longtrillion million^3 +longquadrillion million^4 +longquintillion million^5 +longsextillion million^6 +longseptillion million^7 +longoctillion million^8 +longnonillion million^9 +longnoventillion longnonillion +longdecillion million^10 +longundecillion million^11 +longduodecillion million^12 +longtredecillion million^13 +longquattuordecillion million^14 +longquindecillion million^15 +longsexdecillion million^16 +longseptdecillion million^17 +longoctodecillion million^18 +longnovemdecillion million^19 +longvigintillion million^20 + +# These numbers fill the gaps left by the long system above. + +milliard 1000 million +billiard 1000 million^2 +trilliard 1000 million^3 +quadrilliard 1000 million^4 +quintilliard 1000 million^5 +sextilliard 1000 million^6 +septilliard 1000 million^7 +octilliard 1000 million^8 +nonilliard 1000 million^9 +noventilliard nonilliard +decilliard 1000 million^10 + +# For consistency + +longmilliard milliard +longbilliard billiard +longtrilliard trilliard +longquadrilliard quadrilliard +longquintilliard quintilliard +longsextilliard sextilliard +longseptilliard septilliard +longoctilliard octilliard +longnonilliard nonilliard +longnoventilliard noventilliard +longdecilliard decilliard + +# The long centillion would be 1e600. The googolplex is another +# familiar large number equal to 10^googol. These numbers give overflows. + +# +# The short system prevails in English speaking countries +# + +billion shortbillion +trillion shorttrillion +quadrillion shortquadrillion +quintillion shortquintillion +sextillion shortsextillion +septillion shortseptillion +octillion shortoctillion +nonillion shortnonillion +noventillion shortnoventillion +decillion shortdecillion +undecillion shortundecillion +duodecillion shortduodecillion +tredecillion shorttredecillion +quattuordecillion shortquattuordecillion +quindecillion shortquindecillion +sexdecillion shortsexdecillion +septendecillion shortseptendecillion +octodecillion shortoctodecillion +novemdecillion shortnovemdecillion +vigintillion shortvigintillion + + + +############################################################################# +# # +# Derived units which can be reduced to the primitive units # +# # +############################################################################# + + + +# +# Named SI derived units (officially accepted) +# + +newton kg m / s^2 # force +N newton +pascal N/m^2 # pressure or stress +Pa pascal +joule N m # energy +J joule +watt J/s # power +W watt +coulomb A s # charge +C coulomb +volt W/A # potential difference +V volt +ohm V/A # electrical resistance +siemens A/V # electrical conductance +S siemens +farad C/V # capacitance +F farad +weber V s # magnetic flux +Wb weber +henry Wb/A # inductance +H henry +tesla Wb/m^2 # magnetic flux density +T tesla +hertz /s # frequency +Hz hertz + +# +# Dimensions. These are here to help with dimensional analysis and +# because they will appear in the list produced by hitting '?' at the +# "You want:" prompt to tell the user the dimension of the unit. +# + +LENGTH meter +AREA LENGTH^2 +VOLUME LENGTH^3 +MASS kilogram +CURRENT ampere +AMOUNT mole +ANGLE radian +SOLID_ANGLE steradian +MONEY US$ +FORCE newton +PRESSURE FORCE / AREA +STRESS FORCE / AREA +CHARGE coulomb +CAPACITANCE farad +RESISTANCE ohm +CONDUCTANCE siemens +INDUCTANCE henry +FREQUENCY hertz +VELOCITY LENGTH / TIME +ACCELERATION VELOCITY / TIME +DENSITY MASS / VOLUME +LINEAR_DENSITY MASS / LENGTH +VISCOSITY FORCE TIME / AREA +KINEMATIC_VISCOSITY VISCOSITY / DENSITY + + +# +# units derived easily from SI units +# + +gram millikg +gm gram +g gram +tonne 1000 kg +t tonne +metricton tonne +sthene tonne m / s^2 +funal sthene +pieze sthene / m^2 +quintal 100 kg +bar 1e5 Pa # About 1 atm +vac millibar +micron micrometer # One millionth of a meter +bicron picometer # One brbillionth of a meter +cc cm^3 +are 100 m^2 +liter 1000 cc # The liter was defined in 1901 as the +oldliter 1.000028 dm^3 # space occupied by 1 kg of pure water at +l liter # the temperature of its maximum density +L liter # under a pressure of 1 atm. This was + # supposed to be 1000 cubic cm, but it + # was discovered that the original + # measurement was off. In 1964, the + # liter was redefined to be exactly 1000 + # cubic centimeters. +mho siemens # Inverse of ohm, hence ohm spelled backward +galvat ampere # Named after Luigi Galvani +angstrom 1e-10 m # Convenient for describing molecular sizes +xunit 1.00202e-13 meter # Used for measuring wavelengths +siegbahn xunit # of X-rays. It is defined to be + # 1|3029.45 of the spacing of calcite + # planes at 18 degC. It was intended + # to be exactly 1e-13 m, but was + # later found to be off slightly. +fermi 1e-15 m # Convenient for describing nuclear sizes + # Nuclear radius is from 1 to 10 fermis +barn 1e-28 m^2 # Used to measure cross section for + # particle physics collision, said to + # have originated in the phrase "big as + # a barn". +shed 1e-24 barn # Defined to be a smaller companion to the + # barn, but it's too small to be of + # much use. +brewster micron^2/N # measures stress-optical coef +diopter /m # measures reciprocal of lens focal length +fresnel 1e12 Hz # occasionally used in spectroscopy +shake 1e-8 sec +svedberg 1e-13 s # Used for measuring the sedimentation + # coefficient for centrifuging. +gamma microgram # Also used for 1e-9 tesla +lambda microliter +spat 1e12 m # Rarely used for astronomical measurements +preece 1e13 ohm m # resistivity +planck J s # action of one joule over one second +sturgeon /henry # magnetic reluctance +daraf 1/farad # elastance (farad spelled backwards) +leo 10 m/s^2 +poiseuille N s / m^2 # viscosity +mayer J/g K # specific heat +mired / microK # reciprocal color temperature. The name + # abbreviates micro reciprocal degree. +crocodile megavolt # used informally in UK physics labs +metricounce 25 g +mounce metricounce +finsenunit 1e5 W/m^2 # Measures intensity of ultraviolet light + # with wavelength 296.7 nm. +fluxunit 1e-26 W/m^2 Hz # Used in radio astronomy to measure + # the energy incident on the receiving + # body across a specified frequency + # bandwidth. [12] +jansky fluxunit # K. G. Jansky identified radio waves coming +Jy jansky # from outer space in 1931. +pfu / cm^2 sr s # particle flux unit -- Used to measure + # rate at which particles are received by + # a spacecraft as particles per solid + # angle per detector area per second. [18] +pyron cal_IT / cm^2 min # Measures heat flow from solar radiation, + # from Greek work "pyr" for fire. +katal mol/sec # Measure of the amount of a catalyst. One +kat katal # katal of catalyst enables the reaction + # to consume or produce on mol/sec. +# +# time +# + +sec s +minute 60 s +min minute +hour 60 min +hr hour +day 24 hr +d day +da day +week 7 day +wk week +sennight 7 day +fortnight 14 day +blink 1e-5 day # Actual human blink takes 1|3 second +ce 1e-2 day +cron 1e6 years +watch 4 hours # time a sentry stands watch or a ship's + # crew is on duty. +bell 1|8 watch # Bell would be sounded every 30 minutes. + + + +# +# angular measure +# + +circle 2 pi radian +degree 1|360 circle +deg degree +arcdeg degree +arcmin 1|60 degree +arcminute arcmin +' arcmin +arcsec 1|60 arcmin +arcsecond arcsec +" arcsec +'' " +rightangle 90 degrees +quadrant 1|4 circle +quintant 1|5 circle +sextant 1|6 circle + +sign 1|12 circle # Angular extent of one sign of the zodiac +turn circle +revolution turn +rev turn +pulsatance radian / sec +gon 1|100 rightangle # measure of grade +grade gon +centesimalminute 1|100 grade +centesimalsecond 1|100 centesimalminute +milangle 1|6400 circle # Official NIST definition. + # Another choice is 1e-3 radian. +pointangle 1|32 circle # Used for reporting compass readings +centrad 0.01 radian # Used for angular deviation of light + # through a prism. +mas milli arcsec # Used by astronomers +seclongitude circle (seconds/day) # Astronomers measure longitude + # (which they call right ascension) in + # time units by dividing the equator into + # 24 hours instead of 360 degrees. +# +# Some geometric formulas +# + +circlearea(r) [m;m^2] pi r^2 ; sqrt(circlearea/pi) +spherevolume(r) [m;m^3] 4|3 pi r^3 ; cuberoot(spherevolume/4|3 pi) +spherevol(r) [m;m^3] spherevolume(r) ; ~spherevolume(spherevol) +square(x) x^2 ; sqrt(square) + +# +# Solid angle measure +# + +sphere 4 pi sr +squaredegree 1|180^2 pi^2 sr +squareminute 1|60^2 squaredegree +squaresecond 1|60^2 squareminute +squarearcmin squareminute +squarearcsec squaresecond +sphericalrightangle 0.5 pi sr +octant 0.5 pi sr + +# +# Concentration measures +# + +percent 0.01 +% percent +mill 0.001 # Originally established by Congress in 1791 + # as a unit of money equal to 0.001 dollars, + # it has come to refer to 0.001 in general. + # Used by some towns to set their property + # tax rate, and written with a symbol similar + # to the % symbol but with two 0's in the + # denominator. [18] +proof 1|200 # Alcohol content measured by volume at + # 60 degrees Fahrenheit. This is a USA + # measure. In Europe proof=percent. +ppm 1e-6 +partspermillion ppm +ppb 1e-9 +partsperbillion ppb # USA billion +ppt 1e-12 +partspertrillion ppt # USA trillion +karat 1|24 # measure of gold purity +caratgold karat +gammil mg/l +basispoint 0.01 % # Used in finance +fine 1|1000 # Measure of gold purity + +# The pH scale is used to measure the concentration of hydronium (H3O+) ions in +# a solution. A neutral solution has a pH of 7 as a result of dissociated +# water molecules. + +pH(x) [;mol/liter] 10^(-x) mol/liter ; (-log(pH liters/mol)) + + +# +# Temperature +# +# Two types of units are defined: units for converting temperature differences +# and functions for converting absolute temperatures. Conversions for +# differences start with "deg" and conversions for absolute temperature start +# with "temp". +# + +TEMPERATURE kelvin +TEMPERATURE_DIFFERENCE kelvin + +tempC(x) [;K] x K + stdtemp ; (tempC +(-stdtemp))/K # In 1741 Anders Celsius +tempcelsius(x) [;K] tempC(x); ~tempC(tempcelsius) # introduced a temperature +degcelsius K # scale with water boiling at 0 degrees and +degC K # freezing at 100 degrees at standard + # pressure. After his death the fixed points + # were reversed and the scale was called the + # centigrade scale. Due to the difficulty of + # accurately measuring the temperature of + # melting ice at standard pressure, the + # centigrade scale was replaced in 1954 by + # the Celsius scale which is defined by + # subtracting 273.15 from the temperature in + # Kelvins. This definition differed slightly + # from the old centigrade definition, but the + # Kelvin scale depends on the triple point of + # water rather than a melting point, so it + # can be measured accurately. + +tempF(x) [;K] (x+(-32)) degF + stdtemp ; (tempF+(-stdtemp))/degF + 32 +tempfahrenheit(x) [;K] tempF(x) ; ~tempF(tempfahrenheit) +degfahrenheit 5|9 degC # Fahrenheit defined his temperature scale +degF 5|9 degC # by setting 0 to the coldest temperature + # he could produce in his lab with a salt + # water solution and by setting 96 degrees to + # body heat. In Fahrenheit's words: + # + # Placing the thermometer in a mixture of + # sal ammoniac or sea salt, ice, and water + # a point on the scale will be found which + # is denoted as zero. A second point is + # obtained if the same mixture is used + # without salt. Denote this position as + # 30. A third point, designated as 96, is + # obtained if the thermometer is placed in + # the mouth so as to acquire the heat of a + # healthy man." (D. G. Fahrenheit, + # Phil. Trans. (London) 33, 78, 1724) + +degreesrankine degF # The Rankine scale has the +degrankine degreesrankine # Fahrenheit degree, but its zero +degreerankine degF # is at absolute zero. +degR degrankine +tempR degrankine +temprankine degrankine + +tempreaumur(x) [;K] x degreaumur+stdtemp ; (tempreaumur+(-stdtemp))/degreaumur +degreaumur 10|8 degC # The Reaumur scale was used in Europe and + # particularly in France. It is defined + # to be 0 at the freezing point of water + # and 80 at the boiling point. Reaumur + # apparently selected 80 because it is + # divisible by many numbers. + +degK K # "Degrees Kelvin" is forbidden usage. +tempK K # For consistency. + +# Gas mark is implemented below but in a terribly ugly way. There is +# a simple formula, but it requires a conditional which is not +# presently supported. +# +# The formula to convert to degrees Fahrenheit is: +# +# 25 log2(gasmark) + k_f gasmark<=1 +# 25 (gasmark-1) + k_f gasmark>=1 +# +# k_f = 275 +# +gasmark[degR] \ + .0625 634.67 \ + .125 659.67 \ + .25 684.67 \ + .5 709.67 \ + 1 734.67 \ + 2 759.67 \ + 3 784.67 \ + 4 809.67 \ + 5 834.67 \ + 6 859.67 \ + 7 884.67 \ + 8 909.67 \ + 9 934.67 \ + 10 959.67 + +# Units cannot handle wind chill or heat index because they are two variable +# functions, but they are included here for your edification. Clearly these +# equations are the result of a model fitting operation. +# +# wind chill index (WCI) a measurement of the combined cooling effect of low +# air temperature and wind on the human body. The index was first defined +# by the American Antarctic explorer Paul Siple in 1939. As currently used +# by U.S. meteorologists, the wind chill index is computed from the +# temperature T (in F) and wind speed V (in mi/hr) using the formula: +# WCI = 0.0817(3.71 sqrt(V) + 5.81 - 0.25V)(T - 91.4) + 91.4. +# For very low wind speeds, below 4 mi/hr, the WCI is actually higher than +# the air temperature, but for higher wind speeds it is lower than the air +# temperature. +# +# heat index (HI or HX) a measure of the combined effect of heat and +# humidity on the human body. U.S. meteorologists compute the index +# from the temperature T (in F) and the relative humidity H (as a +# value from 0 to 1). +# HI = -42.379 + 2.04901523 T + 1014.333127 H - 22.475541 TH +# - .00683783 T^2 - 548.1717 H^2 + 0.122874 T^2 H + 8.5282 T H^2 +# - 0.0199 T^2 H^2. + +# +# Physical constants +# + +# Basic constants + +pi 3.14159265358979323846 +c 2.99792458e8 m/s # speed of light in vacuum (exact) +light c +mu0 4 pi 1e-7 H/m # permeability of vacuum (exact) +epsilon0 1/mu0 c^2 # permittivity of vacuum (exact) +energy c^2 # convert mass to energy +e 1.602176487e-19 C # electron charge +h 6.62606896e-34 J s # Planck constant +hbar h / 2 pi +spin hbar +G 6.67428e-11 N m^2 / kg^2 # Newtonian gravitational constant + # This is the NIST 2002 value. + # Note that NIST increased the + # uncertainty of G to 1500 ppm + # as a result of disagreements + # between experiments performed in + # the late 1990s. Some other + # sources give conflicting values + # with a much lower uncertainty. +coulombconst 1/4 pi epsilon0 # listed as "k" sometimes + +# Physico-chemical constants + +atomicmassunit 1.660538782e-27 kg# atomic mass unit (defined to be +u atomicmassunit # 1|12 of the mass of carbon 12) +amu atomicmassunit +amu_chem 1.66026e-27 kg # 1|16 of the weighted average mass of + # the 3 naturally occuring neutral + # isotopes of oxygen +amu_phys 1.65981e-27 kg # 1|16 of the mass of a neutral + # oxygen 16 atom +dalton u # Maybe this should be amu_chem? +avogadro grams/amu mol # size of a mole +N_A avogadro +gasconstant 8.314472 J / mol K # molar gas constant +R gasconstant +boltzmann R / N_A # Boltzmann constant +k boltzmann +kboltzmann boltzmann +molarvolume mol R stdtemp / atm # Volume occupied by one mole of an + # ideal gas at STP. +loschmidt avogadro mol / molarvolume # Molecules per cubic meter of an + # ideal gas at STP. Loschmidt did + # work similar to Avogadro. +stefanboltzmann pi^2 k^4 / 60 hbar^3 c^2 # The power per area radiated by a +sigma stefanboltzmann # blackbody at temperature T is + # given by sigma T^4. +wiendisplacement 2.8977685e-3 m K # Wien's Displacement Law gives the + # frequency at which the the Planck + # spectrum has maximum intensity. + # The relation is lambda T = b where + # lambda is wavelength, T is + # temperature and b is the Wien + # displacement. This relation is + # used to determine the temperature + # of stars. +K_J 483597.9 GHz/V # Direct measurement of the volt is difficult. Until + # recently, laboratories kept Weston cadmium cells as + # a reference, but they could drift. In 1987 the + # CGPM officially recommended the use of the + # Josephson effect as a laboratory representation of + # the volt. The Josephson effect occurs when two + # superconductors are separated by a thin insulating + # layer. A "supercurrent" flows across the insulator + # with a frequency that depends on the potential + # applied across the superconductors. This frequency + # can be very accurately measured. The Josephson + # constant K_J, which is equal to 2e/h, relates the + # measured frequency to the potential. The value + # given here is the officially specified value for + # use beginning in 1990. The 2006 recommended value + # of the constant is 483597.891 GHz/V. +R_K 25812.807 ohm # Measurement of the ohm also presents difficulties. + # The old approach involved maintaining resistances + # that were subject to drift. The new standard is + # based on the Hall effect. When a current carrying + # ribbon is placed in a magnetic field, a potential + # difference develops across the ribbon. The ratio + # of the potential difference to the current is + # called the Hall resistance. Klaus von Klitzing + # discovered in 1980 that the Hall resistance varies + # in discrete jumps when the magnetic field is very + # large and the temperature very low. This enables + # accurate realization of the resistance h/e^2 in the + # lab. The value given here is the officially + # specified value for use beginning in 1990. + +# Various conventional values + +gravity 9.80665 m/s^2 # std acceleration of gravity (exact) +force gravity # use to turn masses into forces +atm 101325 Pa # Standard atmospheric pressure +atmosphere atm +Hg 13.5951 gram force / cm^3 # Standard weight of mercury (exact) +water gram force/cm^3 # Standard weight of water (exact) +waterdensity gram / cm^3 # Density of water +H2O water +wc water # water column +mach 331.46 m/s # speed of sound in dry air at STP +standardtemp 273.15 K # standard temperature +stdtemp standardtemp + +# Weight of mercury and water at different temperatures using the standard +# force of gravity. + +Hg10C 13.5708 force gram / cm^3 # These units, when used to form +Hg20C 13.5462 force gram / cm^3 # pressure measures, are not accurate +Hg23C 13.5386 force gram / cm^3 # because of considerations of the +Hg30C 13.5217 force gram / cm^3 # revised practical temperature scale. +Hg40C 13.4973 force gram / cm^3 +Hg60F 13.5574 force gram / cm^3 +H2O0C 0.99987 force gram / cm^3 +H2O5C 0.99999 force gram / cm^3 +H2O10C 0.99973 force gram / cm^3 +H2O15C 0.99913 force gram / cm^3 +H2O18C 0.99862 force gram / cm^3 +H2O20C 0.99823 force gram / cm^3 +H2O25C 0.99707 force gram / cm^3 +H2O50C 0.98807 force gram / cm^3 +H2O100C 0.95838 force gram / cm^3 + +# Atomic constants + +Rinfinity 10973731.568527 /m # The wavelengths of a spectral series +R_H 10967760 /m # can be expressed as + # 1/lambda = R (1/m^2 - 1/n^2). + # where R is a number that various + # slightly from element to element. + # For hydrogen, R_H is the value, + # and for heavy elements, the value + # approaches Rinfinity, which can be + # computed from + # m_e c alpha^2 / 2 h + # with a loss of 5 digits + # of precision. +alpha 7.2973525376e-3 # The fine structure constant was + # introduced to explain fine + # structure visible in spectral + # lines. It can be computed from + # mu0 c e^2 / 2 h + # with a loss of 3 digits precision + # and loss of precision in derived + # values which use alpha. +bohrradius alpha / 4 pi Rinfinity +prout 185.5 keV # nuclear binding energy equal to 1|12 + # binding energy of the deuteron +# Planck constants + +planckmass 2.17644e-8 kg # sqrt(hbar c / G) +m_P planckmass +plancktime hbar / planckmass c^2 +t_P plancktime +plancklength plancktime c +l_P plancklength + +# Masses of elementary particles + +electronmass 5.4857990943e-4 u +m_e electronmass +protonmass 1.00727646677 u +m_p protonmass +neutronmass 1.00866491597 u +m_n neutronmass +muonmass 0.1134289256 u +m_mu muonmass +deuteronmass 2.013553212724 u +m_d deuteronmass +alphaparticlemass 4.001506179127 u +m_alpha alphaparticlemass + +# particle wavelengths: the compton wavelength of a particle is +# defined as h / m c where m is the mass of the particle. + +electronwavelength h / m_e c +lambda_C electronwavelength +protonwavelength h / m_p c +lambda_C,p protonwavelength +neutronwavelength h / m_n c +lambda_C,n neutronwavelength + +# Magnetic moments + +bohrmagneton e hbar / 2 electronmass +mu_B bohrmagneton +nuclearmagneton e hbar / 2 protonmass +mu_N nuclearmagneton +mu_mu 4.49044786e-26 J/T # Muon magnetic moment +mu_p 1.410606662e-26 J/T # Proton magnetic moment +mu_e 928.476377e-26 J/T # Electron magnetic moment +mu_n 0.96623641e-26 J/T # Neutron magnetic moment +mu_d 0.433073465e-26 J/T # Deuteron magnetic moment + +# +# Units derived from physical constants +# + +kgf kg force +technicalatmosphere kgf / cm^2 +at technicalatmosphere +hyl kgf s^2 / m # Also gram-force s^2/m according to [15] +mmHg mm Hg +torr mmHg # These units, both named after Evangelista +tor Pa # Torricelli, should not be confused. + # Acording to [15] the torr is actually + # atm/760 which is slightly different. +inHg inch Hg +inH2O inch water +mmH2O mm water +eV e V # Energy acquired by a particle with charge e +electronvolt eV # when it is accelerated through 1 V +lightyear c julianyear # The 365.25 day year is specified in +ly lightyear # NIST publication 811 +lightsecond c s +lightminute c min +parsec au / tan(arcsec) # Unit of length equal to distance +pc parsec # from the sun to a point having + # heliocentric parallax of 1 + # arcsec (derived from parallax + # second). A distant object with + # paralax theta will be about + # (arcsec/theta) parsecs from the + # sun (using the approximation + # that tan(theta) = theta). +rydberg h c Rinfinity # Rydberg energy +crith 0.089885 gram # The crith is the mass of one + # liter of hydrogen at standard + # temperature and pressure. +amagatvolume molarvolume +amagat mol/amagatvolume # Used to measure gas densities +lorentz bohrmagneton / h c # Used to measure the extent + # that the frequency of light + # is shifted by a magnetic field. +cminv h c / cm # Unit of energy used in infrared +invcm cminv # spectroscopy. +wavenumber cminv +kcal_mol kcal_th / mol N_A # kcal/mol is used as a unit of + # energy by physical chemists. +# +# CGS system based on centimeter, gram and second +# + +dyne cm gram / s^2 # force +dyn dyne +erg cm dyne # energy +poise gram / cm s # viscosity, honors Jean Poiseuille +P poise +rhe /poise # reciprocal viscosity +stokes cm^2 / s # kinematic viscosity +St stokes +stoke stokes +lentor stokes # old name +Gal cm / s^2 # acceleration, used in geophysics +galileo Gal # for earth's gravitational field + # (note that "gal" is for gallon + # but "Gal" is the standard symbol + # for the gal which is evidently a + # shortened form of "galileo".) +barye dyne/cm^2 # pressure +barad barye # old name +kayser 1/cm # Proposed as a unit for wavenumber +balmer kayser # Even less common name than "kayser" +kine cm/s # velocity +bole g cm / s # momentum +pond gram force +glug gram force s^2 / cm # Mass which is accelerated at + # 1 cm/s^2 by 1 gram force +darcy centipoise cm^2 / s atm # Measures permeability to fluid flow. + + # One darcy is the permeability of a + # medium that allows a flow of cc/s + # of a liquid of centipoise viscosity + # under a pressure gradient of + # atm/cm. Named for H. Darcy. + +mohm cm / dyn s # mobile ohm, measure of mechanical +mobileohm mohm # mobility +mechanicalohm dyn s / cm # mechanical resistance +acousticalohm dyn s / cm^5 # ratio of the sound pressure of + # 1 dyn/cm^2 to a source of strength + # 1 cm^3/s +ray acousticalohm +rayl dyn s / cm^3 # Specific acoustical resistance +eotvos 1e-9 Gal/cm # Change in gravitational acceleration + # over horizontal distance + +# Electromagnetic units derived from the abampere + +abampere 10 A # Current which produces a force of +abamp abampere # 2 dyne/cm between two infinitely +aA abampere # long wires that are 1 cm apart +biot aA # alternative name for abamp +Bi biot +abcoulomb abamp sec +abcoul abcoulomb +abfarad abampere sec / abvolt +abhenry abvolt sec / abamp +abvolt dyne cm / abamp sec +abohm abvolt / abamp +abmho /abohm +gauss abvolt sec / cm^2 +Gs gauss +maxwell abvolt sec # Also called the "line" +Mx maxwell +oersted gauss / mu0 +Oe oersted +gilbert gauss cm / mu0 +Gb gilbert +Gi gilbert +unitpole 4 pi maxwell +emu erg/gauss # "electro-magnetic unit", a measure of + # magnetic moment, often used as emu/cm^3 + # to specify magnetic moment density. + +# Gaussian system: electromagnetic units derived from statampere. +# +# Note that the Gaussian units are often used in such a way that Coulomb's law +# has the form F= q1 * q2 / r^2. The constant 1|4*pi*epsilon0 is incorporated +# into the units. From this, we can get the relation force=charge^2/dist^2. +# This means that the simplification esu^2 = dyne cm^2 can be used to simplify +# units in the Gaussian system, with the curious result that capacitance can be +# measured in cm, resistance in sec/cm, and inductance in sec^2/cm. These +# units are given the names statfarad, statohm and stathenry below. + +statampere 10 A cm / s c +statamp statampere +statvolt dyne cm / statamp sec +statcoulomb statamp s +esu statcoulomb +statcoul statcoulomb +statfarad statamp sec / statvolt +cmcapacitance statfarad +stathenry statvolt sec / statamp +statohm statvolt / statamp +statmho /statohm +statmaxwell statvolt sec +franklin statcoulomb +debye 1e-18 statcoul cm # unit of electrical dipole moment +helmholtz debye/angstrom^2 # Dipole moment per area +jar 1000 statfarad # approx capacitance of Leyden jar + +# +# Some historical eletromagnetic units +# + +intampere 0.999835 A # Defined as the current which in one +intamp intampere # second deposits .001118 gram of + # silver from an aqueous solution of + # silver nitrate. +intfarad 0.999505 F +intvolt 1.00033 V +intohm 1.000495 ohm # Defined as the resistance of a + # uniform column of mercury containing + # 14.4521 gram in a column 1.063 m + # long and maintained at 0 degC. +daniell 1.042 V # Meant to be electromotive force of a + # Daniell cell, but in error by .04 V +faraday N_A e mol # Charge that must flow to deposit or +faraday_phys 96521.9 C # liberate one gram equivalent of any +faraday_chem 96495.7 C # element. (The chemical and physical + # values are off slightly from what is + # obtained by multiplying by amu_chem + # or amu_phys. These values are from + # a 1991 NIST publication.) Note that + # there is a Faraday constant which is + # equal to N_A e and hence has units of + # C/mol. +kappline 6000 maxwell # Named by and for Gisbert Kapp +siemensunit 0.9534 ohm # Resistance of a meter long column of + # mercury with a 1 mm cross section. + +# +# Photometric units +# + +LUMINOUS_INTENSITY candela +LUMINOUS_FLUX lumen +LUMINOUS_ENERGY talbot +ILLUMINANCE lux +EXITANCE lux + +candle 1.02 candela # Standard unit for luminous intensity +hefnerunit 0.9 candle # in use before candela +hefnercandle hefnerunit # +violle 20.17 cd # luminous intensity of 1 cm^2 of + # platinum at its temperature of + # solidification (2045 K) + +lumen cd sr # Luminous flux (luminous energy per +lm lumen # time unit) + +talbot lumen s # Luminous energy +lumberg talbot # References give these values for +lumerg talbot # lumerg and lumberg both. Note that + # a paper from 1948 suggests that + # lumerg should be 1e-7 talbots so + # that lumergs/erg = talbots/joule. + # lumerg = luminous erg +lux lm/m^2 # Illuminance or exitance (luminous +lx lux # flux incident on or coming from +phot lumen / cm^2 # a surface) +ph phot # +footcandle lumen/ft^2 # Illuminance from a 1 candela source + # at a distance of one foot +metercandle lumen/m^2 # Illuminance from a 1 candela source + # at a distance of one meter + +mcs metercandle s # luminous energy per area, used to + # measure photographic exposure + +nox 1e-3 lux # These two units were proposed for +skot 1e-3 apostilb # measurements relating to dark adapted + # eyes. +# Luminance measures + +LUMINANCE nit + +nit cd/m^2 # Luminance: the intensity per projected +stilb cd / cm^2 # area of an extended luminous source. +sb stilb # (nit is from latin nitere = to shine.) + +apostilb cd/pi m^2 +asb apostilb +blondel apostilb # Named after a French scientist. + +# Equivalent luminance measures. These units are units which measure +# the luminance of a surface with a specified exitance which obeys +# Lambert's law. (Lambert's law specifies that luminous intensity of +# a perfectly diffuse luminous surface is proportional to the cosine +# of the angle at which you view the luminous surface.) + +equivalentlux cd / pi m^2 # luminance of a 1 lux surface +equivalentphot cd / pi cm^2 # luminance of a 1 phot surface +lambert cd / pi cm^2 +footlambert cd / pi ft^2 + +# The bril is used to express "brilliance" of a source of light on a +# logarithmic scale to correspond to subjective perception. An increase of 1 +# bril means doubling the luminance. A luminance of 1 lambert is defined to +# have a brilliance of 1 bril. + +bril(x) [;lambert] 2^(x+-100) lamberts ;log2(bril/lambert)+100 + +# Some luminance data from the IES Lighting Handbook, 8th ed, 1993 + +sunlum 1.6e9 cd/m^2 # at zenith +sunillum 100e3 lux # clear sky +sunillum_o 10e3 lux # overcast sky +sunlum_h 6e6 cd/m^2 # value at horizon +skylum 8000 cd/m^2 # average, clear sky +skylum_o 2000 cd/m^2 # average, overcast sky +moonlum 2500 cd/m^2 + +# Photographic Exposure Value +# +# The Additive Photographic EXposure (APEX) system developed in Germany in +# the 1960s was an attempt to simplify exposure determination for people +# who relied on exposure tables rather than exposure meters. Shortly +# thereafter, nearly all cameras incorporated exposure meters, so the APEX +# system never caught on, but the concept of Exposure Value (EV) given by +# +# A^2 LS ES +# 2^EV = --- = -- = -- +# T K C +# +# Where +# A = Relative aperture (f-number) +# T = Shutter time in seconds +# L = Scene luminance in cd/m2 +# E = Scene illuminance in lux +# S = Arithmetic ISO film speed +# K = Reflected-light meter calibration constant +# C = Incident-light meter calibration constant +# +# remains in use. Strictly speaking, an Exposure Value is a combination +# of aperture and shutter time, but it's also commonly used to indicate +# luminance (or illuminance). Conversion to luminance or illuminance +# units depends on the ISO film speed and the meter calibration constant. +# Common practice is to use an ISO film speed of 100 (because film speeds +# are in even 1/3-step increments, the exact value is 64 * 2^(2|3)). +# Calibration constants vary among camera and meter manufacturers: Canon, +# Nikon, and Sekonic use a value of 12.5 for reflected-light meters, while +# Minolta and Pentax use a value of 14. Minolta and Sekonic use a value +# of 250 for incident-light meters with flat receptors. + +s100 64 * 2^(2|3) / lx s # exact speed for ISO 100 film + +# Reflected-light meter calibration constant with ISO 100 film + +k1250 12.5 (cd/m2) / lx s # For Canon, Nikon, and Sekonic +k1400 14 (cd/m2) / lx s # For Minolta and Pentax + +# Incident-light meter calibration constant with ISO 100 film + +c250 250 lx / lx s # flat-disc receptor + +# Exposure value to scene luminance with ISO 100 film + +# For Minolta or Pentax +#ev100(x) [;cd/m^2] 2^x k1400 / s100; log2(ev100 s100 / k1400) +# For Canon, Nikon or Sekonic +ev100(x) [;cd/m^2] 2^x k1250 / s100; log2(ev100 s100 / k1250) + +# Exposure value to scene illuminance with ISO 100 film + +iv100(x) [1;lx] 2^x c250 / s100; log2(iv100 s100 / c250) + +# +# Astronomical time measurements +# +# Astronmical time measurement is a complicated matter. The length of the true +# day at a given place can be 21 seconds less than 24 hours or 30 seconds over +# 24 hours. The two main reasons for this are the varying speed of the earth +# in its elliptical orbit and the fact that the sun moves on the ecliptic +# instead of along the celestial equator. To devise a workable system for time +# measurement, Simon Newcomb (1835-1909) used a fictitious "mean sun". +# Consider a first fictitious sun traveling along the ecliptic at a constant +# speed and coinciding with the true sun at perigee and apogee. Then +# considering a second fictitious sun traveling along the celestial equator at +# a constant speed and coinciding with the first fictitious sun at the +# equinoxes. The second fictitious sun is the "mean sun". From this equations +# can be written out to determine the length of the mean day, and the tropical +# year. The length of the second was determined based on the tropical year +# from such a calculation and was officially used from 1960-1967 until atomic +# clocks replaced astronomical measurements for a standard of time. All of the +# values below give the mean time for the specified interval. +# +# See "Mathematical Astronomy Morsels" by Jean Meeus for more details +# and a description of how to compute the correction to mean time. +# + +TIME second + +anomalisticyear 365.2596 days # The time between successive + # perihelion passages of the + # earth. +siderealyear 365.256360417 day # The time for the earth to make + # one revolution around the sun + # relative to the stars. +tropicalyear 365.242198781 day # The time needed for the mean sun + # as defined above to increase + # its longitude by 360 degrees. + # Most references defined the + # tropical year as the interval + # between vernal equinoxes, but + # this is misleading. The length + # of the season changes over time + # because of the eccentricity of + # the earth's orbit. The time + # between vernal equinoxes is + # approximately 365.24237 days + # around the year 2000. See + # "Mathematical Astronomy + # Morsels" for more details. +eclipseyear 346.62 days # The line of nodes is the + # intersection of the plane of + # Earth's orbit around the sun + # with the plane of the moon's + # orbit around earth. Eclipses + # can only occur when the moon + # and sun are close to this + # line. The line rotates and + # appearances of the sun on the + # line of nodes occur every + # eclipse year. +saros 223 synodicmonth # The earth, moon and sun appear in + # the same arrangement every + # saros, so if an eclipse occurs, + # then one saros later, a similar + # eclipse will occur. (The saros + # is close to 19 eclipse years.) + # The eclipse will occur about + # 120 degrees west of the + # preceeding one because the + # saros is not an even number of + # days. After 3 saros, an + # eclipse will occur at + # approximately the same place. +siderealday 86164.09054 s # The sidereal day is the interval +siderealhour 1|24 siderealday # between two successive transits +siderealminute 1|60 siderealhour # of a star over the meridian, +siderealsecond 1|60 siderealminute # or the time required for the + # earth to make one rotation + # relative to the stars. The + # more usual solar day is the + # time required to make a + # rotation relative to the sun. + # Because the earth moves in its + # orbit, it has to turn a bit + # extra to face the sun again, + # hence the solar day is slightly + # longer. +anomalisticmonth 27.55454977 day # Time for the moon to travel from + # perigee to perigee +nodicalmonth 27.2122199 day # The nodes are the points where +draconicmonth nodicalmonth # an orbit crosses the ecliptic. +draconiticmonth nodicalmonth # This is the time required to + # travel from the ascending node + # to the next ascending node. +siderealmonth 27.321661 day # Time required for the moon to + # orbit the earth +lunarmonth 29 days + 12 hours + 44 minutes + 2.8 seconds + # Mean time between full moons. +synodicmonth lunarmonth # Full moons occur when the sun +lunation synodicmonth # and moon are on opposite sides +lune 1|30 lunation # of the earth. Since the earth +lunour 1|24 lune # moves around the sun, the moon + # has to revolve a bit extra to + # get into the full moon + # configuration. +year tropicalyear +yr year +month 1|12 year +mo month +lustrum 5 years # The Lustrum was a Roman + # purification ceremony that took + # place every five years. + # Classically educated Englishmen + # used this term. +decade 10 years +century 100 years +millennium 1000 years +millennia millennium +solaryear year +lunaryear 12 lunarmonth +calendaryear 365 day +commonyear 365 day +leapyear 366 day +julianyear 365.25 day +gregorianyear 365.2425 day +islamicyear 354 day # A year of 12 lunar months. They +islamicleapyear 355 day # began counting on July 16, AD 622 + # when Muhammad emigrated to Medina + # (the year of the Hegira). They need + # 11 leap days in 30 years to stay in + # sync with the lunar year which is a + # bit longer than the 29.5 days of the + # average month. The months do not + # keep to the same seasons, but + # regress through the seasons every + # 32.5 years. +islamicmonth 1|12 islamicyear # They have 29 day and 30 day months. + +# The Hewbrew year is also based on lunar months, but synchronized to the solar +# calendar. The months vary irregularly between 29 and 30 days in length, and +# the years likewise vary. The regular year is 353, 354, or 355 days long. To +# keep up with the solar calendar, a leap month of 30 days is inserted every +# 3rd, 6th, 8th, 11th, 14th, 17th, and 19th years of a 19 year cycle. This +# gives leap years that last 383, 384, or 385 days. + + +# Sidereal days + +mercuryday 58.6462 day +venusday 243.01 day # retrograde +earthday siderealday +marsday 1.02595675 day +jupiterday 0.41354 day +saturnday 0.4375 day +uranusday 0.65 day # retrograde +neptuneday 0.768 day +plutoday 6.3867 day + +# Sidereal years from http://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/phys_props_planets.html. Data +# was updated in May 2001 based on the 1992 Explanatory Supplement to the +# Astronomical Almanac and the mean longitude rates. Apparently the table of +# years in that reference is incorrect. + +mercuryyear 0.2408467 julianyear +venusyear 0.61519726 julianyear +earthyear siderealyear +marsyear 1.8808476 julianyear +jupiteryear 11.862615 julianyear +saturnyear 29.447498 julianyear +uranusyear 84.016846 julianyear +neptuneyear 164.79132 julianyear +plutoyear 247.92065 julianyear + +# Objects on the earth are charted relative to a perfect ellipsoid whose +# dimensions are specified by different organizations. The ellipsoid is +# specified by an equatorial radius and a flattening value which defines the +# polar radius. These values are the 1996 values given by the International +# Earth Rotation Service (IERS) whose reference documents can be found at +# http://maia.usno.navy.mil/ + +earthflattening 1|298.25642 +earthradius_equatorial 6378136.49 m +earthradius_polar (-earthflattening+1) earthradius_equatorial + +landarea 148.847e6 km^2 +oceanarea 361.254e6 km^2 + +moonradius 1738 km # mean value +sunradius 6.96e8 m + +# Many astronomical values can be measured most accurately in a system of units +# using the astronomical unit and the mass of the sun as base units. The +# uncertainty in the gravitational constant makes conversion to SI units +# significantly less accurate. + +# The astronomical unit was defined to be the length of the of the semimajor +# axis of a massless object with the same year as the earth. With such a +# definition in force, and with the mass of the sun set equal to one, Kepler's +# third law can be used to solve for the value of the gravitational constant. + +# Kepler's third law says that (2 pi / T)^2 a^3 = G M where T is the orbital +# period, a is the size of the semimajor axis, G is the gravitational constant +# and M is the mass. With M = 1 and T and a chosen for the earth's orbit, we +# find sqrt(G) = (2 pi / T) sqrt(AU^3). This constant is called the Gaussian +# gravitational constant, apparently because Gauss originally did the +# calculations. However, when the original calculation was done, the value +# for the length of the earth's year was inaccurate. The value used is called +# the Gaussian year. Changing the astronomical unit to bring it into +# agreement with more accurate values for the year would have invalidated a +# lot of previous work, so instead the astronomical unit has been kept equal +# to this original value. This is accomplished by using a standard value for +# the Gaussian gravitational constant. This constant is called k. +# Many values below are from http://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/?constants + +gauss_k 0.01720209895 # This beast has dimensions of + # au^(3|2) / day and is exact. +gaussianyear (2 pi / gauss_k) days # Year that corresponds to the Gaussian + # gravitational constant. This is a + # fictional year, and doesn't + # correspond to any celestial event. +astronomicalunit 499.004783806 light second # Value from the DE-405 +au astronomicalunit # ephemeris for the above described + # astronomical unit. (See the NASA + # site listed above.) +solarmass 1.9891e30 kg +sunmass solarmass + + +sundist 1.0000010178 au # mean earth-sun distance +moondist 3.844e8 m # mean earth-moon distance +sundist_near 1.471e11 m # earth-sun distance at perihelion +sundist_far 1.521e11 m # earth-sun distance at aphelion + +# The following are masses for planetary systems, not just the planet itself. +# The comments give the uncertainty in the denominators. As noted above, +# masses are given relative to the solarmass because this is more accurate. +# The conversion to SI is uncertain because of uncertainty in G, the +# gravitational constant. +# +# Values are from http://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/astro_constants.html + +mercurymass solarmass / 6023600 # 250 +venusmass solarmass / 408523.71 # 0.06 +earthmoonmass solarmass / 328900.56 # 0.02 +marsmass solarmass / 3098708 # 9 +jupitermass solarmass / 1047.3486 # 0.0008 +saturnmass solarmass / 3497.898 # 0.018 +uranusmass solarmass / 22902.98 # 0.03 +neptunemass solarmass / 19412.24 # 0.04 +plutomass solarmass / 1.35e8 # 0.07e8 + +moonearthmassratio 0.012300034 # uncertainty 3 x 10-9 +earthmass earthmoonmass / ( 1 + moonearthmassratio) +moonmass moonearthmassratio earthmass + +# These are the old values for the planetary masses. They may give +# the masses of the planets alone. + +oldmercurymass 0.33022e24 kg +oldvenusmass 4.8690e24 kg +oldmarsmass 0.64191e24 kg +oldjupitermass 1898.8e24 kg +oldsaturnmass 568.5e24 kg +olduranusmass 86.625e24 kg +oldneptunemass 102.78e24 kg +oldplutomass 0.015e24 kg + +# Mean radius from http://ssd.jpl.nsaa.gov/phys_props_planets.html which in +# turn cites Global Earth Physics by CF Yoder, 1995. + +mercuryradius 2440 km +venusradius 6051.84 km +earthradius 6371.01 km +marsradius 3389.92 km +jupiterradius 69911 km +saturnradius 58232 km +uranusradius 25362 km +neptuneradius 24624 km +plutoradius 1151 km + +moongravity 1.62 m/s^2 + +# +# The Hartree system of atomic units, derived from fundamental units +# of mass (of electron), action (planck's constant), charge, and +# the coulomb constant. + +# Fundamental units + +atomicmass electronmass +atomiccharge e +atomicaction hbar + +# derived units (Warning: accuracy is lost from deriving them this way) + +atomiclength bohrradius +atomictime hbar^3/coulombconst^2 atomicmass e^4 # Period of first + # bohr orbit +atomicvelocity atomiclength / atomictime +atomicenergy hbar / atomictime +hartree atomicenergy +Hartree hartree + +# +# These thermal units treat entropy as charge, from [5] +# + +thermalcoulomb J/K # entropy +thermalampere W/K # entropy flow +thermalfarad J/K^2 +thermalohm K^2/W # thermal resistance +fourier thermalohm +thermalhenry J K^2/W^2 # thermal inductance +thermalvolt K # thermal potential difference + + +# +# United States units +# + +# linear measure + +# The US Metric Law of 1866 legalized the metric system in the USA and defined +# the meter in terms of the British system with the exact 1 meter = 39.37 +# inches. On April 5, 1893 Corwin Mendenhall decided, in what has become known +# as the "Mendenhall Order" that the meter and kilogram would be the +# fundamental standards in the USA. The definition from 1866 was turned around +# to give an exact definition of the foot as 1200|3937 meters. This definition +# was used until July of 1959 when the definition was changed to bring the US +# into agreement with other countries. Since 1959, the foot has been exactly +# 0.3048 meters. At the same time it was decided that any data expressed in +# feet derived from geodetic surveys within the US would continue to use the +# old definition and call the old unit the "survey foot". + +US 1200|3937 m/ft # These four values will convert +US- US # international measures to +survey- US # US Survey measures +geodetic- US +int 3937|1200 ft/m # Convert US Survey measures to +int- int # international measures + +inch 2.54 cm +in inch +foot 12 inch +feet foot +ft foot +yard 3 ft +yd yard +mile 5280 ft # The mile was enlarged from 5000 ft + # to this number in order to make + # it an even number of furlongs. + # (The Roman mile is 5000 romanfeet.) +line 1|12 inch # Also defined as '.1 in' or as '1e-8 Wb' +rod 5.5 yard +perch rod +furlong 40 rod # From "furrow long" +statutemile mile +league 3 mile # Intended to be an an hour's walk + +# surveyor's measure + +surveyorschain 66 surveyft +surveychain surveyorschain +surveyorspole 1|4 surveyorschain +surveyorslink 1|100 surveyorschain +chain 66 ft +link 1|100 chain +ch chain +usacre 10 surveychain^2 +intacre 10 chain^2 # Acre based on international ft +intacrefoot acre surveyfoot +usacrefoot usacre surveyfoot +section mile^2 +township 36 section +homestead 160 acre # Area of land granted by the 1862 Homestead + # Act of the United States Congress +gunterschain surveyorschain + +engineerschain 100 ft +engineerslink 1|100 engineerschain +ramsdenschain engineerschain +ramsdenslink engineerslink + +gurleychain 33 feet # Andrew Ellicott chain is the +gurleylink 1|50 gurleychain # same length + +wingchain 66 feet # Chain from 1664, introduced by +winglink 1|80 wingchain # Vincent Wing, also found in a + # 33 foot length with 40 links. + + + +# nautical measure + +fathom 6 ft # Originally defined as the distance from + # fingertip to fingertip with arms fully + # extended. +nauticalmile 1852 m # Supposed to be one minute of latitude at + # the equator. That value is about 1855 m. + # Early estimates of the earth's circumference + # were a bit off. The value of 1852 m was + # made the international standard in 1929. + # The US did not accept this value until + # 1954. The UK switched in 1970. + +cable 1|10 nauticalmile +intcable cable # international cable +cablelength cable +UScable 100 USfathom +navycablelength 720 USft # used for depth in water +marineleague 3 nauticalmile +geographicalmile brnauticalmile +knot nauticalmile / hr +click km # US military slang +klick click + +# Avoirdupois weight + +pound 0.45359237 kg # The one normally used +lb pound # From the latin libra +grain 1|7000 pound # The grain is the same in all three + # weight systems. It was originally + # defined as the weight of a barley + # corn taken from the middle of the + # ear. +ounce 1|16 pound +oz ounce +dram 1|16 ounce +dr dram +ushundredweight 100 pounds +cwt hundredweight +shorthundredweight ushundredweight +uston shortton +shortton 2000 lb +quarterweight 1|4 uston +shortquarterweight 1|4 shortton +shortquarter shortquarterweight + +# Troy Weight. In 1828 the troy pound was made the first United States +# standard weight. It was to be used to regulate coinage. + +troypound 5760 grain +troyounce 1|12 troypound +ozt troyounce +pennyweight 1|20 troyounce # Abbreviated "d" in reference to a +dwt pennyweight # Frankish coin called the "denier" + # minted in the late 700's. There + # were 240 deniers to the pound. +assayton mg ton / troyounce # mg / assayton = troyounce / ton +usassayton mg uston / troyounce +brassayton mg brton / troyounce +fineounce troyounce # A troy ounce of 99.5% pure gold + +# Some other jewelers units + +metriccarat 0.2 gram # Defined in 1907 +metricgrain 50 mg +carat metriccarat +ct carat +jewelerspoint 1|100 carat +silversmithpoint 1|4000 inch +momme 3.75 grams # Traditional Japanese unit based + # on the chinese mace. It is used for + # pearls in modern times and also for + # silk density. The definition here + # was adopted in 1891. +# Apothecaries' weight + +appound troypound +apounce troyounce +apdram 1|8 apounce +apscruple 1|3 apdram + +# Liquid measure + +usgallon 231 in^3 # US liquid measure is derived from +gal gallon # the British wine gallon of 1707. +quart 1|4 gallon # See the "winegallon" entry below +pint 1|2 quart # more historical information. +gill 1|4 pint +usquart 1|4 usgallon +uspint 1|2 usquart +usgill 1|4 uspint +usfluidounce 1|16 uspint +fluiddram 1|8 usfloz +minimvolume 1|60 fluiddram +qt quart +pt pint +floz fluidounce +usfloz usfluidounce +fldr fluiddram +liquidbarrel 31.5 usgallon +usbeerbarrel 2 beerkegs +beerkeg 15.5 usgallon # Various among brewers +ponykeg 1|2 beerkeg +winekeg 12 usgallon +petroleumbarrel 42 usgallon # Originated in Pennsylvania oil +barrel petroleumbarrel # fields, from the winetierce +bbl barrel +ushogshead 2 liquidbarrel +usfirkin 9 gallon + +# Dry measures: The Winchester Bushel was defined by William III in 1702 and +# legally adopted in the US in 1836. + +usbushel 2150.42 in^3 # Volume of 8 inch cylinder with 18.5 +bu bushel # inch diameter (rounded) +peck 1|4 bushel +uspeck 1|4 usbushel +brpeck 1|4 brbushel +pk peck +drygallon 1|2 uspeck +dryquart 1|4 drygallon +drypint 1|2 dryquart +drybarrel 7056 in^3 # Used in US for fruits, vegetables, + # and other dry commodities except for + # cranberries. +cranberrybarrel 5826 in^3 # US cranberry barrel +heapedbushel 1.278 usbushel# The following explanation for this + # value was provided by Wendy Krieger + # based on + # guesswork. The cylindrical vessel is + # 18.5 inches in diameter and 1|2 inch + # thick. A heaped bushel includes the + # contents of this cylinder plus a heap + # on top. The heap is a cone 19.5 + # inches in diameter and 6 inches + # high. With these values, the volume + # of the bushel is 684.5 pi in^3 and + # the heap occupies 190.125 pi in^3. + # Therefore, the heaped bushel is + # 874.625|684.5 bushels. This value is + # approximately 1.2777575 and it rounds + # to the value listed for the size of + # the heaped bushel. Sometimes the + # heaped bushel is reported as 1.25 + # bushels. This same explanation gives + # that value if the heap is taken to + # have an 18.5 inch diameter. + +# Grain measures. The bushel as it is used by farmers in the USA is actually +# a measure of mass which varies for different commodities. Canada uses the +# same bushel masses for most commodities, but not for oats. + +wheatbushel 60 lb +soybeanbushel 60 lb +cornbushel 56 lb +ryebushel 56 lb +barleybushel 48 lb +oatbushel 32 lb +ricebushel 45 lb +canada_oatbushel 34 lb + +# Wine and Spirits measure + +ponyvolume 1 usfloz +jigger 1.5 usfloz # Can vary between 1 and 2 usfloz +shot jigger # Sometimes 1 usfloz +eushot 25 ml # EU standard spirits measure +fifth 1|5 usgallon +winebottle 750 ml # US industry standard, 1979 +winesplit 1|4 winebottle +wineglass 4 usfloz +magnum 1.5 liter # Standardized in 1979, but given + # as 2 qt in some references +metrictenth 375 ml +metricfifth 750 ml +metricquart 1 liter + +# Old British bottle size + +reputedquart 1|6 brgallon +reputedpint 1|2 reputedquart +brwinebottle reputedquart # Very close to 1|5 winegallon + +# French champagne bottle sizes + +split 200 ml +jeroboam 2 magnum +rehoboam 3 magnum +methuselah 4 magnum +salmanazar 6 magnum +balthazar 8 magnum +nebuchadnezzar 10 magnum + +# +# Water is "hard" if it contains various minerals, expecially calcium +# carbonate. +# + +clarkdegree 1|70000 # Content by weigh of calcium carbonate +gpg grains/gallon # Divide by water's density to convert to + # a dimensionless concentration measure +# +# Shoe measures +# + +shoeiron 1|48 inch # Used to measure leather in soles +shoeounce 1|64 inch # Used to measure non-sole shoe leather + +# USA shoe sizes. These express the length of the shoe or the length +# of the "last", the form that the shoe is made on. But note that +# this only captures the length. It appears that widths change 1/4 +# inch for each letter within the same size, and if you change the +# length by half a size then the width changes between 1/8 inch and +# 1/4 inch. But this may not be standard. If you know better, please +# contact me. + +shoesize_delta 1|3 inch # USA shoe sizes differ by this amount +shoe_men0 8.25 inch +shoe_women0 (7+11|12) inch +shoe_boys0 (3+11|12) inch +shoe_girls0 (3+7|12) inch + +shoesize_men(n) [;inch] shoe_men0 + n shoesize_delta ; \ + (shoesize_men+(-shoe_men0))/shoesize_delta +shoesize_women(n) [;inch] shoe_women0 + n shoesize_delta ; \ + (shoesize_women+(-shoe_women0))/shoesize_delta +shoesize_boys(n) [;inch] shoe_boys0 + n shoesize_delta ; \ + (shoesize_boys+(-shoe_boys0))/shoesize_delta +shoesize_girls(n) [;inch] shoe_girls0 + n shoesize_delta ; \ + (shoesize_girls+(-shoe_girls0))/shoesize_delta + +# European shoe size. According to +# http://www.shoeline.com/footnotes/shoeterm.shtml#paris points + +# sizes in Europe are measured with Paris points which simply measure +# the length of the shoe. + +europeshoesize 2|3 cm + +# +# USA slang units +# + +buck US$ +fin 5 US$ +sawbuck 10 US$ +usgrand 1000 US$ +greenback US$ +key kg # usually of marijuana, 60's +lid 1 oz # Another 60's weed unit +footballfield usfootballfield +usfootballfield 100 yards +canadafootballfield 110 yards # And 65 yards wide +marathon 26 miles + 385 yards + +# +# British +# + +# The length measure in the UK was defined by a bronze bar manufactured in +# 1844. Various conversions were sanctioned for convenience at different +# times, which makes conversions before 1963 a confusing matter. Apparently +# previous conversions were never explicitly revoked. Four different +# conversion factors appear below. Multiply them times an imperial length +# units as desired. The Weights and Measures Act of 1963 switched the UK away +# from their bronze standard and onto a definition of the yard in terms of the +# meter. This happened after an international agreement in 1959 to align the +# world's measurement systems. + +UK UKlength_SJJ +UK- UK +british- UK + +UKlength_B 0.9143992 meter / yard # Benoit found the yard to be + # 0.9143992 m at a weights and + # measures conference around + # 1896. Legally sanctioned + # in 1898. +UKlength_SJJ 0.91439841 meter / yard # In 1922, Seers, Jolly and + # Johnson found the yard to be + # 0.91439841 meters. + # Used starting in the 1930's. +UKlength_K meter / 39.37079 inch # In 1816 Kater found this ratio + # for the meter and inch. This + # value was used as the legal + # conversion ratio when the + # metric system was legalized + # for contract in 1864. +UKlength_C meter / 1.09362311 yard # In 1866 Clarke found the meter + # to be 1.09362311 yards. This + # conversion was legalized + # around 1878. +brnauticalmile 6080 ft # Used until 1970 when the UK +brknot brnauticalmile / hr # switched to the international +brcable 1|10 brnauticalmile # nautical mile. +admiraltymile brnauticalmile +admiraltyknot brknot +admiraltycable brcable +seamile 6000 ft +shackle 15 fathoms # Adopted 1949 by British navy + +# British Imperial weight is mostly the same as US weight. A few extra +# units are added here. + +clove 7 lb +stone 14 lb +tod 28 lb +brquarterweight 1|4 brhundredweight +brhundredweight 8 stone +longhundredweight brhundredweight +longton 20 brhundredweight +brton longton + +# British Imperial volume measures + +brminim 1|60 brdram +brscruple 1|3 brdram +fluidscruple brscruple +brdram 1|8 brfloz +brfluidounce 1|20 brpint +brfloz brfluidounce +brgill 1|4 brpint +brpint 1|2 brquart +brquart 1|4 brgallon +brgallon 4.54609 l # The British Imperial gallon was + # defined in 1824 to be the volume of + # water which weighed 10 pounds at 62 + # deg F with a pressure of 30 inHg. + # It was also defined as 277.274 in^3, + # Which is slightly in error. In + # 1963 it was defined to be the volume + # occupied by 10 pounds of distilled + # water of density 0.998859 g/ml weighed + # in air of density 0.001217 g/ml + # against weights of density 8.136 g/ml. + # This gives a value of approximately + # 4.5459645 liters, but the old liter + # was in force at this time. In 1976 + # the definition was changed to exactly + # 4.54609 liters using the new + # definition of the liter (1 dm^3). +brbarrel 36 brgallon # Used for beer +brbushel 8 brgallon +brheapedbushel 1.278 brbushel +brquarter 8 brbushel +brchaldron 36 brbushel + +# Obscure British volume measures. These units are generally traditional +# measures whose definitions have fluctuated over the years. Often they +# depended on the quantity being measured. They are given here in terms of +# British Imperial measures. For example, the puncheon may have historically +# been defined relative to the wine gallon or beer gallon or ale gallon +# rather than the British Imperial gallon. + +bag 4 brbushel +bucket 4 brgallon +kilderkin 2 brfirkin +last 40 brbushel +noggin brgill +pottle 0.5 brgallon +pin 4.5 brgallon +puncheon 72 brgallon +seam 8 brbushel +coomb 4 brbushel +boll 6 brbushel +firlot 1|4 boll +brfirkin 9 brgallon # Used for ale and beer +cran 37.5 brgallon # measures herring, about 750 fish +brwinehogshead 52.5 brgallon # This value is approximately equal +brhogshead brwinehogshead # to the old wine hogshead of 63 + # wine gallons. This adjustment + # is listed in the OED and in + # "The Weights and Measures of + # England" by R. D. Connor +brbeerhogshead 54 brgallon +brbeerbutt 2 brbeerhogshead +registerton 100 ft^3 # Used for internal capacity of ships +shippington 40 ft^3 # Used for ship's cargo freight or timber +brshippington 42 ft^3 # +freightton shippington # Both register ton and shipping ton derive + # from the "tun cask" of wine. +displacementton 35 ft^3 # Approximate volume of a longton weight of + # sea water. Measures water displaced by + # ships. +waterton 224 brgallon +strike 70.5 l # 16th century unit, sometimes + # defined as .5, 2, or 4 bushels + # depending on the location. It + # probably doesn't make a lot of + # sense to define in terms of imperial + # bushels. Zupko gives a value of + # 2 Winchester grain bushels or about + # 70.5 liters. +amber 4 brbushel# Used for dry and liquid capacity [18] + +# obscure British lengths + +barleycorn 1|3 UKinch # Given in Realm of Measure as the + # difference between successive shoe sizes +nail 1|16 UKyard # Originally the width of the thumbnail, + # or 1|16 ft. This took on the general + # meaning of 1|16 and settled on the + # nail of a yard or 1|16 yards as its + # final value. [12] +pole 16.5 UKft # This was 15 Saxon feet, the Saxon +rope 20 UKft # foot (aka northern foot) being longer +englishell 45 UKinch +flemishell 27 UKinch +ell englishell # supposed to be measure from elbow to + # fingertips +span 9 UKinch # supposed to be distance from thumb + # to pinky with full hand extension +goad 4.5 UKft # used for cloth, possibly named after the + # stick used for prodding animals. + +# misc obscure British units + +rood 1|4 acre +englishcarat troyounce/151.5 # Originally intended to be 4 grain + # but this value ended up being + # used in the London diamond market +mancus 2 oz +mast 2.5 lb +nailkeg 100 lbs +basebox 31360 in^2 # Used in metal plating + +# alternate spellings + +metre meter +gramme gram +litre liter +dioptre diopter +aluminium aluminum +sulphur sulfur + +# +# Units derived the human body (may not be very accurate) +# + +geometricpace 5 ft # distance between points where the same + # foot hits the ground +pace 2.5 ft # distance between points where alternate + # feet touch the ground +USmilitarypace 30 in # United States official military pace +USdoubletimepace 36 in # United States official doubletime pace +fingerbreadth 7|8 in # The finger is defined as either the width +fingerlength 4.5 in # or length of the finger +finger fingerbreadth +palmwidth hand # The palm is a unit defined as either the width +palmlength 8 in # or the length of the hand +hand 4 inch # width of hand +shaftment 6 inch # Distance from tip of outstretched thumb to the + # opposite side of the palm of the hand. The + # ending -ment is from the old English word + # for hand. [18] +smoot 5 ft + 7 in # Created as part of an MIT fraternity prank. + # In 1958 Oliver Smoot was used to measure + # the length of the Harvard Bridge, which was + # marked off in smooth lengths. These + # markings have been maintained on the bridge + # since then and repainted by subsequent + # incoming fraternity members. During a + # bridge rennovation the new sidewalk was + # scored every smooth rather than at the + # customary 6 ft spacing. +# +# Cooking measures +# + +# Common abbreviations + +tbl tablespoon +tbsp tablespoon +tblsp tablespoon +Tb tablespoon +tsp teaspoon +saltspoon 1|4 tsp + +# US measures + +uscup 8 usfloz +ustablespoon 1|16 uscup +usteaspoon 1|3 ustablespoon +ustbl ustablespoon +ustbsp ustablespoon +ustblsp ustablespoon +ustsp usteaspoon +metriccup 250 ml +stickbutter 1|4 lb # Butter in the USA is sold in one + # pound packages that contain four + # individually wrapped pieces. The + # pieces are marked into tablespoons, + # making it possible to measure out + # butter by volume by slicing the + # butter. + +# US can sizes. + +number1can 10 usfloz +number2can 19 usfloz +number2.5can 3.5 uscups +number3can 4 uscups +number5can 7 uscups +number10can 105 usfloz + +# British measures + +brcup 1|2 brpint +brteacup 1|3 brpint +brtablespoon 15 ml # Also 5|8 brfloz, approx 17.7 ml +brteaspoon 1|3 brtablespoon # Also 1|4 brtablespoon +brdessertspoon 2 brteaspoon +dessertspoon brdessertspoon +dsp dessertspoon +brtsp brteaspoon +brtbl brtablespoon +brtbsp brtablespoon +brtblsp brtablespoon + +# Australian + +australiatablespoon 20 ml +austbl australiatablespoon +austbsp australiatablespoon +austblsp australiatablespoon +australiateaspoon 1|4 australiatablespoon +austsp australiateaspoon + +# Chinese + +catty 0.5 kg +oldcatty 4|3 lbs # Before metric conversion. +tael 1|16 oldcatty # Should the tael be defined both ways? +mace 0.1 tael +oldpicul 100 oldcatty +picul 100 catty # Chinese usage + +# Indian + +seer 14400 grain # British Colonial standard +ser seer +maund 40 seer +pakistanseer 1 kg +pakistanmaund 40 pakistanseer +chittak 1|16 seer +tola 1|5 chittak +ollock 1|4 liter # Is this right? + +# Japanese + +japancup 200 ml + +# densities of cooking ingredients from The Cake Bible by Rose Levy Beranbaum +# so you can convert '2 cups sugar' to grams, for example, or in the other +# direction grams could be converted to 'cup flour_scooped'. + +butter 8 oz/uscup +butter_clarified 6.8 oz/uscup +cocoa_butter 9 oz/uscup +shortening 6.75 oz/uscup # vegetable shortening +oil 7.5 oz/uscup +cakeflour_sifted 3.5 oz/uscup # The density of flour depends on the +cakeflour_spooned 4 oz/uscup # measuring method. "Scooped", or +cakeflour_scooped 4.5 oz/uscup # "dip and sweep" refers to dipping a +flour_sifted 4 oz/uscup # measure into a bin, and then sweeping +flour_spooned 4.25 oz/uscup # the excess off the top. "Spooned" +flour_scooped 5 oz/uscup # means to lightly spoon into a measure +breadflour_sifted 4.25 oz/uscup # and then sweep the top. Sifted means +breadflour_spooned 4.5 oz/uscup # sifting the flour directly into a +breadflour_scooped 5.5 oz/uscup # measure and then sweeping the top. +cornstarch 120 grams/uscup +dutchcocoa_sifted 75 g/uscup # These are for Dutch processed cocoa +dutchcocoa_spooned 92 g/uscup +dutchcocoa_scooped 95 g/uscup +cocoa_sifted 75 g/uscup # These are for nonalkalized cocoa +cocoa_spooned 82 g/uscup +cocoa_scooped 95 g/uscup +heavycream 232 g/uscup +milk 242 g/uscup +sourcream 242 g/uscup +molasses 11.25 oz/uscup +cornsyrup 11.5 oz/uscup +honey 11.75 oz/uscup +sugar 200 g/uscup +powdered_sugar 4 oz/uscup +brownsugar_light 217 g/uscup # packed +brownsugar_dark 239 g/uscup + +baking_powder 4.6 grams / ustsp +salt 6 g / ustsp +koshersalt 2.8 g / ustsp # Diamond Crystal kosher salt +koshersalt_morton 4.8 g / ustsp # Morton kosher salt + # Values are from the nutrition info + # on the packages + + +# Egg weights and volumes for a USA large egg + +egg 50 grams # without shell +eggwhite 30 grams +eggyolk 18.6 grams +eggvolume 3 ustablespoons + 1|2 ustsp +eggwhitevolume 2 ustablespoons +eggyolkvolume 3.5 ustsp + +# +# Density measures. Density has traditionally been measured on a variety of +# bizarre nonlinear scales. +# + +# Density of a sugar syrup is frequently measured in candy making procedures. +# In the USA the boiling point of the syrup is measured. Some recipes instead +# specify the density using degrees Baume. Conversion between degrees Baume +# and the boiling point measure has proved elusive. One food science text +# claimed that the boiling point elevation formula could be used. This formula +# gives the elevation 1000 (.512) x / (100-x) 342.3 for sucrose. However, +# it disagrees significantly with a table that appeared in another text +# which gave the table below. However, this table cannot be converted reliably +# to a density measure because the brix table stops at 80% concentration. +# +# temp(C) conc (%) +# 100 30 +# 101 40 +# 102 50 +# 103 60 +# 106 70 +# 112 80 +# 123 90 +# 140 95 +# 151 97 +# 160 98.2 +# 166 99.5 +# 171 99.6 +# + +# Degrees Baume is used in European recipes to specify the density of a sugar +# syrup. An entirely different definition is used for densities below +# 1 g/cm^3. An arbitrary constant appears in the definition. This value is +# equal to 145 in the US, but was according to [], the old scale used in +# Holland had a value of 144, and the new scale or Gerlach scale used 146.78. + +baumeconst 144 # US value +baume(d) [1;g/cm^3] (baumeconst/(baumeconst+-d)) g/cm^3 ; \ + (baume+((-g)/cm^3)) baumeconst / baume + +twaddell(x) [1;g/cm^3] (1 + 0.005 x) g / cm^3 ; 200 (twaddell / (g/cm^3) +- 1) + +# The degree quevenne is a unit for measuring the density of milk. +quevenne(x) [1;g/cm^3] (1 + 0.001 x) g / cm^3 ; 1000 (quevenne / (g/cm^3) +- 1) + +# Degrees brix measures sugar concentration by weigh as a percentage, so a +# solution that is 3 degrees brix is 3% sugar by weight. This unit was named +# after Adolf Brix who invented a hydrometer that read this percentage +# directly. This table converts brix to density at 20 degrees Celsius. + +brix[g/cm^3] \ + 0.0 0.9982, 0.5 1.0002, 1.0 1.0021 \ + 1.5 1.0040, 2.0 1.0060, 2.5 1.0079 \ + 3.0 1.0099, 3.5 1.0119, 4.0 1.0139 \ + 5.0 1.0178, 5.5 1.0198, 6.0 1.0218 \ + 6.5 1.0238, 7.0 1.0259, 7.5 1.0279 \ + 8.0 1.0299, 8.5 1.0320, 9.0 1.0340 \ + 9.5 1.0361, 10.0 1.0381, 11.0 1.0423 \ + 12.0 1.0465, 13.0 1.0507, 14.0 1.0549 \ + 15.0 1.0592, 16.0 1.0635, 17.0 1.0678 \ + 18.0 1.0722, 19.0 1.0766, 20.0 1.0810 \ + 22.0 1.0899, 24.0 1.0990, 26.0 1.1082 \ + 28.0 1.1175, 30.0 1.1270, 32.0 1.1366 \ + 34.0 1.1464, 36.0 1.1562, 38.0 1.1663 \ + 40.0 1.1765, 42.0 1.1868, 44.0 1.1972 \ + 46.0 1.2079, 48.0 1.2186, 50.0 1.2295 \ + 52.0 1.2406, 54.0 1.2518, 56.0 1.2632 \ + 58.0 1.2747, 60.0 1.2864, 62.0 1.2983 \ + 64.0 1.3103, 66.0 1.3224, 68.0 1.3348 \ + 70.0 1.3472, 72.0 1.3599, 74.0 1.3726 \ + 76.0 1.3855, 78.0 1.3986, 80.0 1.4117 \ + 82.0 1.4250, 84.0 1.4383 + +# Density measure invented by the American Petroleum Institute. Lighter +# petroleum products are more valuable, and they get a higher API degree. + +apidegree(x) [1;g/cm^3] 141.5 g/cm^3 / (x+131.5) ; \ + 141.5 (g/cm^3) / apidegree + (-131.5) + +# +# Units derived from imperial system +# + +ouncedal oz ft / s^2 # force which accelerates an ounce + # at 1 ft/s^2 +poundal lb ft / s^2 # same thing for a pound +tondal ton ft / s^2 # and for a ton +pdl poundal +osi ounce force / inch^2 # used in aviation +psi pound force / inch^2 +psia psi # absolute pressure +tsi ton force / inch^2 +reyn psi sec +slug lbf s^2 / ft +slugf slug force +slinch lbf s^2 / inch # Mass unit derived from inch second +slinchf slinch force # pound-force system. Used in space + # applications where in/sec^2 was a + # natural acceleration measure. +geepound slug +lbf lb force +tonf ton force +lbm lb +kip 1000 lbf # from kilopound +ksi kip / in^2 +mil 0.001 inch +thou 0.001 inch +circularinch 1|4 pi in^2 # area of a one-inch diameter circle +circleinch circularinch # A circle with diameter d inches has + # an area of d^2 circularinches +cylinderinch circleinch inch # Cylinder h inch tall, d inches diameter + # has volume d^2 h cylinder inches +circularmil 1|4 pi mil^2 # area of one-mil diameter circle +cmil circularmil + +cental 100 pound +centner cental +caliber 0.01 inch # for measuring bullets +duty ft lbf +celo ft / s^2 +jerk ft / s^3 +australiapoint 0.01 inch # The "point" is used to measure rainfall + # in Australia +sabin ft^2 # Measure of sound absorption equal to the + # absorbing power of one square foot of + # a perfectly absorbing material. The + # sound absorptivity of an object is the + # area times a dimensionless + # absorptivity coefficient. +standardgauge 4 ft + 8.5 in # Standard width between railroad track +flag 5 ft^2 # Construction term referring to sidewalk. +rollwallpaper 30 ft^2 # Area of roll of wall paper +fillpower in^3 / ounce # Density of down at standard pressure. + # The best down has 750-800 fillpower. +pinlength 1|16 inch # A #17 pin is 17/16 in long in the USA. +buttonline 1|40 inch # The line was used in 19th century USA + # to measure width of buttons. +scoopnumber /quart # Ice cream scoops are labeled with a + # number specifying how many scoops + # fill a quart. +beespace 1|4 inch # Bees will fill any space that is smaller + # than the bee space and leave open + # spaces that are larger. The size of + # the space varies with species. +diamond 8|5 ft # Marking on US tape measures that is + # useful to carpenters who wish to place + # five studs in an 8 ft distance. Note + # that the numbers appear in red every + # 16 inches as well, giving six + # divisions in 8 feet. +retmaunit 1.75 in # Height of rack mountable equipment. +U retmaunit # Equipment should be 1|32 inch narrower +RU U # than its U measurement indicates to + # allow for clearance, so 4U=(6+31|32)in + # RETMA stands for the former name of + # the standardizing organization, Radio + # Electronics Television Manufacturers + # Association. This organization is now + # called the Electronic Industries + # Alliance (EIA) and the rack standard + # is specified in EIA RS-310-D. + +# +# Other units of work, energy, power, etc +# + +ENERGY joule +WORK joule + +# Calories: energy to raise a gram of water one degree celsius + +cal_IT 4.1868 J # International Table calorie +cal_th 4.184 J # Thermochemical calorie +cal_fifteen 4.18580 J # Energy to go from 14.5 to 15.5 degC +cal_twenty 4.18190 J # Energy to go from 19.5 to 20.5 degC +cal_mean 4.19002 J # 1|100 energy to go from 0 to 100 degC +calorie cal_IT +cal calorie +calorie_IT cal_IT +thermcalorie cal_th +calorie_th thermcalorie +Calorie kilocalorie # the food Calorie +thermie 1e6 cal_fifteen # Heat required to raise the + # temperature of a tonne of + # water from 14.5 to 15.5 degC. + +# btu definitions: energy to raise a pound of water 1 degF + +btu cal lb degF / gram K # international table BTU +britishthermalunit btu +btu_IT btu +btu_th cal_th lb degF / gram K +btu_mean cal_mean lb degF / gram K +quad quadrillion btu + +ECtherm 1.05506e8 J # Exact definition, close to 1e5 btu +UStherm 1.054804e8 J # Exact definition +therm UStherm + +# Energy densities of various fuels +# +# Most of these fuels have varying compositions or qualities and hence their +# actual energy densities vary. These numbers are hence only approximate. +# +# E1. http://bioenergy.ornl.gov/papers/misc/energy_conv.html +# E2. http://www.aps.org/policy/reports/popa-reports/energy/units.cfm +# E3. http://www.ior.com.au/ecflist.html + +tonoil 1e10 cal_IT # Ton oil equivalent. A conventional + # value for the energy released by +toe tonoil # burning one metric ton of oil. [18,E2] + # Note that energy per mass of petroleum + # products is fairly constant. + # Variations in volumetric energy + # density result from variations in the + # density (kg/m^3) of different fuels. + # This definition is given by the + # IEA/OECD. +toncoal 7e9 cal_IT # Energy in metric ton coal from [18]. + # This is a nominal value which + # is close to the heat content + # of coal used in the 1950's +barreloil 5.8 Mbtu # Conventional value for barrel of crude + # oil [E2]. Actual range is 5.6 - 6.3. +naturalgas_HHV 1027 btu/ft3 # Energy content of natural gas. HHV +naturalgas_LHV 930 btu/ft3 # is for Higher Heating Value and +naturalgas naturalgas_HHV # includes energy from condensation + # combustion products. LHV is for Lower + # Heating Value and excludes these. + # American publications typically report + # HHV whereas European ones report LHV. +charcoal 30 GJ/tonne +woodenergy_dry 20 GJ/tonne # HHV, a cord weights about a tonne +woodenergy_airdry 15 GJ/tonne # 20% moisture content +coal_bituminous 27 GJ / tonne +coal_lignite 15 GJ / tonne +coal_US 22 GJ / ton # Average for US coal (short ton), 1995 +ethanol_HHV 84000 btu/usgallon +ethanol_LHV 75700 btu/usgallon +diesel 130500 btu/usgallon +gasoline_LHV 115000 btu/usgallon +gasoline_HHV 125000 btu/usgallon +gasoline gasoline_HHV +heating 37.3 MJ/liter +fueloil 39.7 MJ/liter # low sulphur +propane 93.3 MJ/m^3 +butane 124 MJ/m^3 + +# These values give total energy from uranium fission. Actual efficiency +# of nuclear power plants is around 30%-40%. Note also that some reactors +# use enriched uranium around 3% U-235. Uranium during processing or use +# may be in a compound of uranium oxide or uranium hexafluoride, in which +# case the energy density would be lower depending on how much uranium is +# in the compound. + +uranium_pure 200 MeV avogadro / (235.0439299 g/mol) # Pure U-235 +uranium_natural 0.7% uranium_pure # Natural uranium: 0.7% U-235 + +# Celsius heat unit: energy to raise a pound of water 1 degC + +celsiusheatunit cal lb degC / gram K +chu celsiusheatunit + +POWER watt + +# The horsepower is supposedly the power of one horse pulling. Obviously +# different people had different horses. + +ushorsepower 550 foot pound force / sec # Invented by James Watt +hp horsepower +metrichorsepower 75 kilogram force meter / sec # PS=Pferdestaerke in +electrichorsepower 746 W # Germany +boilerhorsepower 9809.50 W +waterhorsepower 746.043 W +brhorsepower 745.70 W +donkeypower 250 W +chevalvapeur metrichorsepower + +# Thermal insulance: Thermal conductivity has dimension power per area per +# (temperature difference per length thickness) which comes out to W / K m. If +# the thickness is fixed, then the conductance will have units of W / K m^2. +# Thermal insulance is the reciprocal. + +THERMAL_CONDUCTANCE POWER/AREA (TEMPERATURE_DIFFERENCE/LENGTH) +THERMAL_INSULANCE 1/THERMAL_CONDUCTANCE +THERMAL_CONDUCTIVITY THERMAL_CONDUCTANCE / LENGTH +THERMAL_INSULATION THERMAL_INSULANCE LENGTH +Rvalue degF ft^2 hr / btu +Uvalue 1/Rvalue +europeanUvalue watt / m^2 K +RSI degC m^2 / W +clo 0.155 degC m^2 / W # Supposed to be the insulance + # required to keep a resting person + # comfortable indoors. The value + # given is from NIST and the CRC, + # but [5] gives a slightly different + # value of 0.875 ft^2 degF hr / btu. +tog 0.1 degC m^2 / W # Also used for clothing. + + +# The bel was defined by engineers of Bell Laboratories to describe the +# reduction in audio level over a length of one mile. It was originally +# called the transmission unit (TU) but was renamed around 1923 to honor +# Alexander Graham Bell. The bel proved inconveniently large so the decibel +# has become more common. The decibel is dimensionless since it reports a +# ratio, but it is used in various contexts to report a signal's power +# relative to some reference level. + +bel(x) [1;1] 10^(x); log(bel) # Basic bel definition +decibel(x) [1;1] 10^(x/10); 10 log(decibel) # Basic decibel definition +dB(x) [1;1] 10^(x/10); 10 log(dB) # Abbreviation +dBW(x) [1;W] dB(x) W ; ~dB(dBW/W) # Reference = 1 W +dBk(x) [1;W] dB(x) kW ; ~dB(dBk/kW) # Reference = 1 kW +dBf(x) [1;W] dB(x) fW ; ~dB(dBf/fW) # Reference = 1 fW +dBm(x) [1;W] dB(x) mW ; ~dB(dBm/mW) # Reference = 1 mW +dBmW(x) [1;W] dBm(x) ; ~dBm(dBmW) # Reference = 1 mW + +dBJ(x) [1;J] dB(x) J; ~dB(dBJ/J) # Energy relative to 1 joule + # Used for power spectral density + # since W/Hz = J + +# When used to measure amplitude, voltage, or current the signal is squared +# because power is proportional to the square of these measures. The root +# mean square (RMS) voltage is typically used with these units. + +dBV(x) [1;V] dB(0.5 x) V ; ~dB(dBV^2 / V^2) # Reference = 1 V +dBmV(x) [1;V] dB(0.5 x) mV ; ~dB(dBmV^2 / mV^2) # Reference = 1 mV +dBuV(x) [1;V] dB(0.5 x) microV ; ~dB(dBuV^2 / microV^2) # Ref = 1 microvolt + +# Referenced to the voltage that causes 1 mW dissipation in a 600 ohm load. +# Originally defined as dBv but changed to prevent confusion with dBV. +# The "u" is for unloaded. +dBu(x) [1;V] dB(0.5 x) sqrt(mW 600 ohm) ; ~dB(dBu^2 / mW 600 ohm) +dBv(x) [1;V] dBu(x) ; ~dBu(dBv) # Synonym for dBu + + +# Measurements for sound in air, referenced to the threshold of human hearing +# Note that sound in other media typically uses 1 micropascal as a reference +# for sound pressure. Units dBA, dBB, dBC, refer to different frequency +# weightings meant to approximate the human ear's response. + +dBSPL(x) [1;Pa] dB(0.5 x) 20 microPa ; ~dB(dBSPL^2 / (20 microPa)^2) # pressure +dBSIL(x) [1;W/m^2] dB(x) 1e-12 W/m^2; ~dB(dBSIL / (1e-12 W/m^2)) # intensity +dBSWL(x) [1;W] dB(x) 1e-12 W; ~dB(dBSWL/1e-12 W) + + + +# Misc other measures + +ENTROPY ENERGY / TEMPERATURE +clausius 1e3 cal/K # A unit of physical entropy +langley thermcalorie/cm^2 # Used in radiation theory +poncelet 100 kg force m / s +tonrefrigeration ton 144 btu / lb day # One ton refrigeration is + # the rate of heat extraction required + # turn one ton of water to ice in + # a day. Ice is defined to have a + # latent heat of 144 btu/lb. +tonref tonrefrigeration +refrigeration tonref / ton +frigorie 1000 cal_fifteen# Used in refrigeration engineering. +tnt 1e9 cal_th / ton# So you can write tons-tnt. This + # is a defined, not measured, value. +airwatt 8.5 (ft^3/min) inH2O # Measure of vacuum power as + # pressure times air flow. + +# +# Permeability: The permeability or permeance, n, of a substance determines +# how fast vapor flows through the substance. The formula W = n A dP +# holds where W is the rate of flow (in mass/time), n is the permeability, +# A is the area of the flow path, and dP is the vapor pressure difference. +# + +perm_0C grain / hr ft^2 inHg +perm_zero perm_0C +perm_0 perm_0C +perm perm_0C +perm_23C grain / hr ft^2 in Hg23C +perm_twentythree perm_23C + +# +# Counting measures +# + +pair 2 +brace 2 +nest 3 # often used for items like bowls that + # nest together +hattrick 3 # Used in sports, especially cricket and ice + # hockey to report the number of goals. +dicker 10 +dozen 12 +bakersdozen 13 +score 20 +flock 40 +timer 40 +shock 60 +toncount 100 # Used in sports in the UK +longhundred 120 # From a germanic counting system +gross 144 +greatgross 12 gross +tithe 1|10 # From Anglo-Saxon word for tenth + +# Paper counting measure + +shortquire 24 +quire 25 +shortream 480 +ream 500 +perfectream 516 +bundle 2 reams +bale 5 bundles + +# +# Paper measures +# + +# USA paper sizes + +lettersize 8.5 inch 11 inch +legalsize 8.5 inch 14 inch +ledgersize 11 inch 17 inch +executivesize 7.25 inch 10.5 inch +Apaper 8.5 inch 11 inch +Bpaper 11 inch 17 inch +Cpaper 17 inch 22 inch +Dpaper 22 inch 34 inch +Epaper 34 inch 44 inch + +pointthickness mil + +# The metric paper sizes are defined so that if a sheet is cut in half +# along the short direction, the result is two sheets which are +# similar to the original sheet. This means that for any metric size, +# the long side is close to sqrt(2) times the length of the short +# side. Each series of sizes is generated by repeated cuts in half, +# with the values rounded down to the nearest millimeter. + +A0paper 841 mm 1189 mm # The basic size in the A series +A1paper 594 mm 841 mm # is defined to have an area of +A2paper 420 mm 594 mm # one square meter. +A3paper 297 mm 420 mm +A4paper 210 mm 297 mm +A5paper 148 mm 210 mm +A6paper 105 mm 148 mm +A7paper 74 mm 105 mm +A8paper 52 mm 74 mm +A9paper 37 mm 52 mm +A10paper 26 mm 37 mm + +B0paper 1000 mm 1414 mm # The basic B size has an area +B1paper 707 mm 1000 mm # of sqrt(2) square meters. +B2paper 500 mm 707 mm +B3paper 353 mm 500 mm +B4paper 250 mm 353 mm +B5paper 176 mm 250 mm +B6paper 125 mm 176 mm +B7paper 88 mm 125 mm +B8paper 62 mm 88 mm +B9paper 44 mm 62 mm +B10paper 31 mm 44 mm + +C0paper 917 mm 1297 mm # The basic C size has an area +C1paper 648 mm 917 mm # of sqrt(sqrt(2)) square meters. +C2paper 458 mm 648 mm +C3paper 324 mm 458 mm # Intended for envelope sizes +C4paper 229 mm 324 mm +C5paper 162 mm 229 mm +C6paper 114 mm 162 mm +C7paper 81 mm 114 mm +C8paper 57 mm 81 mm +C9paper 40 mm 57 mm +C10paper 28 mm 40 mm + +# gsm (Grams per Square Meter), a sane, metric paper weight measure + +gsm grams / meter^2 + +# In the USA, a collection of crazy historical paper measures are used. Paper +# is measured as a weight of a ream of that particular type of paper. This is +# sometimes called the "substance" or "basis" (as in "substance 20" paper). +# The standard sheet size or "basis size" varies depending on the type of +# paper. As a result, 20 pound bond paper and 50 pound text paper are actually +# about the same weight. The different sheet sizes were historically the most +# convenient for printing or folding in the different applications. These +# different basis weights are standards maintained by American Society for +# Testing Materials (ASTM) and the American Forest and Paper Association +# (AF&PA). + +poundbookpaper lb / 25 inch 38 inch ream +lbbook poundbookpaper +poundtextpaper poundbookpaper +lbtext poundtextpaper +poundoffsetpaper poundbookpaper # For offset printing +lboffset poundoffsetpaper +poundbiblepaper poundbookpaper # Designed to be lightweight, thin, +lbbible poundbiblepaper # strong and opaque. +poundtagpaper lb / 24 inch 36 inch ream +lbtag poundtagpaper +poundbagpaper poundtagpaper +lbbag poundbagpaper +poundnewsprintpaper poundtagpaper +lbnewsprint poundnewsprintpaper +poundposterpaper poundtagpaper +lbposter poundposterpaper +poundtissuepaper poundtagpaper +lbtissue poundtissuepaper +poundwrappingpaper poundtagpaper +lbwrapping poundwrappingpaper +poundwaxingpaper poundtagpaper +lbwaxing poundwaxingpaper +poundglassinepaper poundtagpaper +lbglassine poundglassinepaper +poundcoverpaper lb / 20 inch 26 inch ream +lbcover poundcoverpaper +poundindexpaper lb / 25.5 inch 30.5 inch ream +lbindex poundindexpaper +poundindexbristolpaper poundindexpaper +lbindexbristol poundindexpaper +poundbondpaper lb / 17 inch 22 inch ream # Bond paper is stiff and +lbbond poundbondpaper # durable for repeated +poundwritingpaper poundbondpaper # filing, and it resists +lbwriting poundwritingpaper # ink penetration. +poundledgerpaper poundbondpaper +lbledger poundledgerpaper +poundcopypaper poundbondpaper +lbcopy poundcopypaper +poundblottingpaper lb / 19 inch 24 inch ream +lbblotting poundblottingpaper +poundblankspaper lb / 22 inch 28 inch ream +lbblanks poundblankspaper +poundpostcardpaper lb / 22.5 inch 28.5 inch ream +lbpostcard poundpostcardpaper +poundweddingbristol poundpostcardpaper +lbweddingbristol poundweddingbristol +poundbristolpaper poundweddingbristol +lbbristol poundbristolpaper +poundboxboard lb / 1000 ft^2 +lbboxboard poundboxboard +poundpaperboard poundboxboard +lbpaperboard poundpaperboard + +# When paper is marked in units of M, it means the weight of 1000 sheets of the +# given size of paper. To convert this to paper weight, divide by the size of +# the paper in question. + +paperM lb / 1000 + +# In addition paper weight is reported in "caliper" which is simply the +# thickness of one sheet, typically in inches. Thickness is also reported in +# "points" where a point is 1|1000 inch. These conversions are supplied to +# convert these units roughly (using an approximate density) into the standard +# paper weight values. + +paperdensity 0.8 g/cm^3 # approximate--paper densities vary! +papercaliper in paperdensity +paperpoint 0.001 in paperdensity + +# +# Printing +# + +fournierpoint 0.1648 inch / 12 # First definition of the printers + # point made by Pierre Fournier who + # defined it in 1737 as 1|12 of a + # cicero which was 0.1648 inches. +olddidotpoint 1|72 frenchinch # Franois Ambroise Didot, one of + # a family of printers, changed + # Fournier's definition around 1770 + # to fit to the French units then in + # use. +bertholdpoint 1|2660 m # H. Berthold tried to create a + # metric version of the didot point + # in 1878. +INpoint 0.4 mm # This point was created by a + # group directed by Fermin Didot in + # 1881 and is associated with the + # imprimerie nationale. It doesn't + # seem to have been used much. +germandidotpoint 0.376065 mm # Exact definition appears in DIN + # 16507, a German standards document + # of 1954. Adopted more broadly in + # 1966 by ??? +metricpoint 3|8 mm # Proposed in 1977 by Eurograf +oldpoint 1|72.27 inch # The American point was invented +printerspoint oldpoint # by Nelson Hawks in 1879 and +texpoint oldpoint # dominates USA publishing. + # It was standardized by the American + # Typefounders Association at the + # value of 0.013837 inches exactly. + # Knuth uses the approximation given + # here (which is very close). The + # comp.fonts FAQ claims that this + # value is supposed to be 1|12 of a + # pica where 83 picas is equal to 35 + # cm. But this value differs from + # the standard. +texscaledpoint 1|65536 texpoint # The TeX typesetting system uses +texsp texscaledpoint # this for all computations. +computerpoint 1|72 inch # The American point was rounded +point computerpoint +computerpica 12 computerpoint # to an even 1|72 inch by computer +postscriptpoint computerpoint # people at some point. +pspoint postscriptpoint +twip 1|20 point # TWentieth of an Imperial Point +Q 1|4 mm # Used in Japanese phototypesetting + # Q is for quarter +frenchprinterspoint olddidotpoint +didotpoint germandidotpoint # This seems to be the dominant value +europeanpoint didotpoint # for the point used in Europe +cicero 12 didotpoint + +stick 2 inches + +# Type sizes + +excelsior 3 oldpoint +brilliant 3.5 oldpoint +diamondtype 4 oldpoint +pearl 5 oldpoint +agate 5.5 oldpoint # Originally agate type was 14 lines per + # inch, giving a value of 1|14 in. +ruby agate # British +nonpareil 6 oldpoint +mignonette 6.5 oldpoint +emerald mignonette # British +minion 7 oldpoint +brevier 8 oldpoint +bourgeois 9 oldpoint +longprimer 10 oldpoint +smallpica 11 oldpoint +pica 12 oldpoint +english 14 oldpoint +columbian 16 oldpoint +greatprimer 18 oldpoint +paragon 20 oldpoint +meridian 44 oldpoint +canon 48 oldpoint + +# German type sizes + +nonplusultra 2 didotpoint +brillant 3 didotpoint +diamant 4 didotpoint +perl 5 didotpoint +nonpareille 6 didotpoint +kolonel 7 didotpoint +petit 8 didotpoint +borgis 9 didotpoint +korpus 10 didotpoint +corpus korpus +garamond korpus +mittel 14 didotpoint +tertia 16 didotpoint +text 18 didotpoint +kleine_kanon 32 didotpoint +kanon 36 didotpoint +grobe_kanon 42 didotpoint +missal 48 didotpoint +kleine_sabon 72 didotpoint +grobe_sabon 84 didotpoint + +# +# Information theory units. Note that the name "entropy" is used both +# to measure information and as a physical quantity. +# + +INFORMATION bit + +nat ln(2) bits # Entropy measured base e +hartley log2(10) bits # Entropy of a uniformly + # distributed random variable + # over 10 symbols. +# +# Computer +# + +bps bit/sec # Sometimes the term "baud" is + # incorrectly used to refer to + # bits per second. Baud refers + # to symbols per second. Modern + # modems transmit several bits + # per symbol. +byte 8 bit # Not all machines had 8 bit +B byte # bytes, but these days most of + # them do. But beware: for + # transmission over modems, a + # few extra bits are used so + # there are actually 10 bits per + # byte. +octet 8 bits # The octet is always 8 bits +nybble 4 bits # Half of a byte. Sometimes + # equal to different lengths + # such as 3 bits. +nibble nybble +nyp 2 bits # Donald Knuth asks in an exercise + # for a name for a 2 bit + # quantity and gives the "nyp" + # as a solution due to Gregor + # Purdy. Not in common use. +meg megabyte # Some people consider these + # units along with the kilobyte +gig gigabyte # to be defined according to + # powers of 2 with the kilobyte + # equal to 2^10 bytes, the + # megabyte equal to 2^20 bytes and + # the gigabyte equal to 2^30 bytes + # but these usages are forbidden + # by SI. Binary prefixes have + # been defined by IEC to replace + # the SI prefixes. Use them to + # get the binary values: KiB, MiB, + # and GiB. +jiffy 0.01 sec # This is defined in the Jargon File +jiffies jiffy # (http://www.jargon.org) as being the + # duration of a clock tick for measuring + # wall-clock time. Supposedly the value + # used to be 1|60 sec or 1|50 sec + # depending on the frequency of AC power, + # but then 1|100 sec became more common. + # On linux systems, this term is used and + # for the Intel based chips, it does have + # the value of .01 sec. The Jargon File + # also lists two other definitions: + # millisecond, and the time taken for + # light to travel one foot. +cdaudiospeed 44.1 kHz 2*16 bits # CD audio data rate at 44.1 kHz with 2 + # samples of sixteen bits each. +cdromspeed 75 2048 bytes / sec # For data CDs (mode1) 75 sectors are read + # each second with 2048 bytes per sector. + # Audio CDs do not have sectors, but + # people sometimes divide the bit rate by + # 75 and claim a sector length of 2352. + # Data CDs have a lower rate due to + # increased error correction overhead. + # There is a rarely used mode (mode2) with + # 2336 bytes per sector that has fewer + # error correction bits than mode1. +dvdspeed 1385 kB/s # This is the "1x" speed of a DVD using + # constant linear velocity (CLV) mode. + # Modern DVDs may vary the linear velocity + # as they go from the inside to the + # outside of the disc. + # See http://www.osta.org/technology/dvdqa/dvdqa4.htm + + +# +# Musical measures. Musical intervals expressed as ratios. Multiply +# two intervals together to get the sum of the interval. The function +# musicalcent can be used to convert ratios to cents. +# + +# Perfect intervals + +octave 2 +majorsecond musicalfifth^2 / octave +majorthird 5|4 +minorthird 6|5 +musicalfourth 4|3 +musicalfifth 3|2 +majorsixth musicalfourth majorthird +minorsixth musicalfourth minorthird +majorseventh musicalfifth majorthird +minorseventh musicalfifth minorthird + +pythagoreanthird majorsecond musicalfifth^2 / octave +syntoniccomma pythagoreanthird / majorthird +pythagoreancomma musicalfifth^12 / octave^7 + +# Equal tempered definitions + +semitone octave^(1|12) +musicalcent(x) [1;1] semitone^(x/100) ; 100 log(musicalcent)/log(semitone) + +# +# Musical note lengths. +# + +wholenote ! +MUSICAL_NOTE_LENGTH wholenote +halfnote 1|2 wholenote +quarternote 1|4 wholenote +eighthnote 1|8 wholenote +sixteenthnote 1|16 wholenote +thirtysecondnote 1|32 wholenote +sixtyfourthnote 1|64 wholenote +dotted 3|2 +doubledotted 7|4 +breve doublewholenote +semibreve wholenote +minimnote halfnote +crotchet quarternote +quaver eighthnote +semiquaver sixteenthnote +demisemiquaver thirtysecondnote +hemidemisemiquaver sixtyfourthnote +semidemisemiquaver hemidemisemiquaver + +# +# yarn and cloth measures +# + +# yarn linear density + +woolyarnrun 1600 yard/pound # 1600 yds of "number 1 yarn" weighs + # a pound. +yarncut 300 yard/pound # Less common system used in + # Pennsylvania for wool yarn +cottonyarncount 840 yard/pound +linenyarncount 300 yard/pound # Also used for hemp and ramie +worstedyarncount 1680 ft/pound +metricyarncount meter/gram +denier 1|9 tex # used for silk and rayon +manchesteryarnnumber drams/1000 yards # old system used for silk +pli lb/in +typp 1000 yd/lb # abbreviation for Thousand Yard Per Pound +asbestoscut 100 yd/lb # used for glass and asbestos yarn + +tex gram / km # rational metric yarn measure, meant +drex 0.1 tex # to be used for any kind of yarn +poumar lb / 1e6 yard + +# yarn and cloth length + +skeincotton 80*54 inch # 80 turns of thread on a reel with a + # 54 in circumference (varies for other + # kinds of thread) +cottonbolt 120 ft # cloth measurement +woolbolt 210 ft +bolt cottonbolt +heer 600 yards +cut 300 yards # used for wet-spun linen yarn +lea 300 yards + +sailmakersyard 28.5 in +sailmakersounce oz / sailmakersyard 36 inch + +silkmomme momme / 25 yards 1.49 inch # Traditional silk weight +silkmm silkmomme # But it is also defined as + # lb/100 yd 45 inch. The two + # definitions are slightly different + # and neither one seems likely to be + # the true source definition. + +# +# drug dosage +# + +mcg microgram # Frequently used for vitamins +iudiptheria 62.8 microgram # IU is for international unit +iupenicillin 0.6 microgram +iuinsulin 41.67 microgram +drop 1|20 ml # The drop was an old "unit" that was + # replaced by the minim. But I was + # told by a pharmacist that in his + # profession, the conversion of 20 + # drops per ml is actually used. +bloodunit 450 ml # For whole blood. For blood + # components, a blood unit is the + # quanity of the component found in a + # blood unit of whole blood. The + # human body contains about 12 blood + # units of whole blood. + +# +# misc medical measure +# + +frenchcathetersize 1|3 mm # measure used for the outer diameter + # of a catheter + + +# +# fixup units for times when prefix handling doesn't do the job +# + +hectare hectoare +megohm megaohm +kilohm kiloohm +microhm microohm +megalerg megaerg # 'L' added to make it pronounceable [18]. + +# +# Money +# +# Note that US$ is the primitive unit so other currencies are +# generally given in US$. +# + +$ dollar +mark germanymark +bolivar venezuelabolivar +bolivarfuerte bolivar # The currency was revalued by +oldbolivar 1|1000 bolivar # a factor of 1000. +peseta spainpeseta +rand southafricarand +escudo portugalescudo +guilder netherlandsguilder +hollandguilder netherlandsguilder +peso mexicopeso +yen japanyen +lira italylira +rupee indiarupee +drachma greecedrachma +franc francefranc +markka finlandmarkka +britainpound greatbritainpound +poundsterling britainpound +yuan chinayuan + +# Some European currencies have permanent fixed exchange rates with +# the Euro. These rates were taken from the EC's web site: +# http://ec.europa.eu/economy_finance/euro/adoption/conversion/index_en.htm + +austriaschilling 1|13.7603 euro +belgiumfranc 1|40.3399 euro +estoniakroon 1|15.6466 euro # Equal to 1|8 germanymark +finlandmarkka 1|5.94573 euro +francefranc 1|6.55957 euro +germanymark 1|1.95583 euro +greecedrachma 1|340.75 euro +irelandpunt 1|0.787564 euro +italylira 1|1936.27 euro +luxembourgfranc 1|40.3399 euro +netherlandsguilder 1|2.20371 euro +portugalescudo 1|200.482 euro +spainpeseta 1|166.386 euro +cypruspound 1|0.585274 euro +maltalira 1|0.429300 euro +sloveniatolar 1|239.640 euro +slovakiakoruna 1|30.1260 euro + +# Currencey exchange rates for 10 Feb 2010 + +unitedarabemiratesdirham 0.2722 US$ +afghanistanafghani 0.02224 US$ +albanialek 0.009902 US$ +armeniadram 0.00264 US$ +netherlandsantillesguilder 0.5587 US$ +angolakwanza 0.01108 US$ +argentinapeso 0.2603 US$ +australiadollar 0.8855 US$ +arubaguilders 0.5587 US$ +azerbaijannewmanat 1.2449 US$ +bosniamarka 0.7028 US$ +barbadosdollar 0.4988 US$ +bangladeshtaka 0.01445 US$ +bulgarialev 0.7 US$ +bahraindinar 2.652 US$ +burundifranc 0.000823 US$ +bermudadollar 1 US$ +bruneidollar 0.7066 US$ +boliviaboliviano 0.1425 US$ +brazilreal 0.5404 US$ +bahamasdollar 1 US$ +bhutanngultrum 0.02151 US$ +botswanapula 0.1455 US$ +belarusruble 0.000345 US$ +belizedollar 0.5128 US$ +canadadollar 0.9444 US$ +congofranc 0.001099 US$ +switzerlandfranc 0.9391 US$ +chilepeso 0.001871 US$ +chinayuan 0.1465 US$ +colombiapeso 0.000511 US$ +costaricacolon 0.001803 US$ +cubapeso 1 US$ +capeverdeescudo 0.01351 US$ +czechkoruny 5.2772 US$ +djiboutifranc 0.005595 US$ +denmarkkroner 18.498 US$ +dominicanrepublicpeso 0.02755 US$ +algeriadinar 0.01371 US$ +egyptpound 0.1822 US$ +eritreanakfa 0.06622 US$ +ethiopiabirr 0.07469 US$ +euro 1.3774 US$ +fijidollar 0.5099 US$ +falklandislandspound 1.5628 US$ +greatbritainpound 1.5626 US$ +georgialari 0.5856 US$ +ghanacedi 0.703 US$ +gibraltarpound 1.5628 US$ +gambiadalasi 0.03737 US$ +guineafranc 0.000199 US$ +guatemalaquetzal 0.1221 US$ +guyanadollar 0.004862 US$ +hongkongdollar 0.1287 US$ +honduraslempira 0.05292 US$ +croatiakuna 0.1883 US$ +haitigourdes 0.02516 US$ +hungaryforint 0.005075 US$ +indonesiarupiah 0.01068 US$ +israelnewshekel 0.2667 US$ +indiarupee 0.02157 US$ +iraqdinar 0.000858 US$ +iranrial 0.000102 US$ +icelandkrona 0.007822 US$ +jamaicadollar 0.01122 US$ +jordandinar 1.4085 US$ +japanyen 0.0111 US$ +kenyashilling 0.0131 US$ +kyrgyzstansom 0.02239 US$ +cambodiariel 0.00024 US$ +comorosfranc 0.002799 US$ +northkoreawon 0.001111 US$ +kuwaitdinar 3.4697 US$ +caymanislandsdollar 1.2183 US$ +kazakhstantenge 0.006747 US$ +laoskip 0.000118 US$ +lebanonpound 0.000666 US$ +srilankarupee 0.008715 US$ +liberiadollar 0.01405 US$ +lesothomaloti 0.1297 US$ +lithuanialitai 0.399 US$ +latvialatas 1.9421 US$ +libyadinar 0.7977 US$ +moroccodirham 0.1226 US$ +moldovaleu 0.07803 US$ +madagascarariary 0.000468 US$ +macedoniadenar 0.02231 US$ +myanmarkyat 0.1536 US$ +mongoliatugrik 0.000693 US$ +macaupataca 0.125 US$ +mauritaniaouguiya 0.003824 US$ +mauritiusrupee 0.03279 US$ +maldivesrufiyaa 0.07813 US$ +malawikwacha 0.006632 US$ +mexicopeso 0.07639 US$ +malaysiaringgit 0.2921 US$ +mozambiquemeticai 0.0316 US$ +namibiadollar 0.1296 US$ +nigerianaira 0.006631 US$ +nicaraguacordoba 0.0477 US$ +norwaykrone 0.1695 US$ +nepalnepalrupee 0.01342 US$ +newzealanddollar 0.6967 US$ +omanrial 2.5971 US$ +panamabalboa 1 US$ +perusol 0.3486 US$ +papuanewguineakina 0.3754 US$ +philippinespeso 0.02157 US$ +pakistanrupee 0.01179 US$ +polandzloty 0.3389 US$ +paraguayguarani 0.000213 US$ +qatarrial 0.2747 US$ +romanialeu 0.3338 US$ +serbiadinar 0.01393 US$ +russiaruble 0.03304 US$ +rwandafranc 0.001745 US$ +saudiarabiariyal 0.2667 US$ +solomonislandsdollar 0.1273 US$ +seychellesrupee 0.08753 US$ +sudanpound 0.4464 US$ +swedenkronor 13.719 US$ +singaporedollar 0.7065 US$ +sainthelenapound 1.5627 US$ +sierraleoneleone 0.000255 US$ +somaliashilling 0.000669 US$ +surinamedollar 0.3635 US$ +saotomedobra 6.427e-05 US$ +elsalvadorcolon 0.1143 US$ +syriapound 0.02179 US$ +swazilandemalangeni 0.1297 US$ +thailandbaht 0.03016 US$ +tajikistansomoni 0.229 US$ +tunisiadinar 0.7275 US$ +tongapa'anga 0.517 US$ +turkeynewlira 0.6597 US$ +trinidadandtobagodollar 0.1579 US$ +taiwandollars 0.03119 US$ +tanzaniashilling 0.000741 US$ +ukrainehryvnia 0.1239 US$ +ugandashilling 0.000505 US$ +unitedstatesdollar 1 US$ +uruguaypeso 0.05079 US$ +uzbekistansum 0.000653 US$ +venezuelabolivar 0.233 US$ +vietnamdong 5.4e-05 US$ +vanuatuvatu 0.01008 US$ +samoatala 0.3885 US$ +silverounce 13.344 US$ +goldounce 1076.6 US$ +eastcaribbeandollar 0.3824 US$ +palladiumounce 207.4 US$ +platinumounce 1117.7 US$ +yemenrial 0.004855 US$ +southafricarand 0.1297 US$ +zambiakwacha 0.000214 US$ +zimbabwedollar 0.002641 US$ + +# ISO Currency Codes + +AED unitedarabemiratesdirham +AFN afghanistanafghani +ALL albanialek +AMD armeniadram +ANG netherlandsantillesguilder +AOA angolakwanza +ARS argentinapeso +AUD australiadollar +AWG arubaguilders +AZN azerbaijannewmanat +BAM bosniamarka +BBD barbadosdollar +BDT bangladeshtaka +BGN bulgarialev +BHD bahraindinar +BIF burundifranc +BMD bermudadollar +BND bruneidollar +BOB boliviaboliviano +BRL brazilreal +BSD bahamasdollar +BTN bhutanngultrum +BWP botswanapula +BYR belarusruble +BZD belizedollar +CAD canadadollar +CDF congofranc +CHF switzerlandfranc +CLP chilepeso +CNY chinayuan +COP colombiapeso +CRC costaricacolon +CUP cubapeso +CVE capeverdeescudo +CZK czechkoruny +DJF djiboutifranc +DKK denmarkkroner +DOP dominicanrepublicpeso +DZD algeriadinar +EEK estoniakroon +EGP egyptpound +ERN eritreanakfa +ETB ethiopiabirr +EUR euro +FJD fijidollar +FKP falklandislandspound +GBP greatbritainpound +GEL georgialari +GHS ghanacedi +GIP gibraltarpound +GMD gambiadalasi +GNF guineafranc +GTQ guatemalaquetzal +GYD guyanadollar +HKD hongkongdollar +HNL honduraslempira +HRK croatiakuna +HTG haitigourdes +HUF hungaryforint +IDR indonesiarupiah +ILS israelnewshekel +INR indiarupee +IQD iraqdinar +IRR iranrial +ISK icelandkrona +JMD jamaicadollar +JOD jordandinar +JPY japanyen +KES kenyashilling +KGS kyrgyzstansom +KHR cambodiariel +KMF comorosfranc +KPW northkoreawon +KWD kuwaitdinar +KYD caymanislandsdollar +KZT kazakhstantenge +LAK laoskip +LBP lebanonpound +LKR srilankarupee +LRD liberiadollar +LSL lesothomaloti +LTL lithuanialitai +LVL latvialatas +LYD libyadinar +MAD moroccodirham +MDL moldovaleu +MGA madagascarariary +MKD macedoniadenar +MMK myanmarkyat +MNT mongoliatugrik +MOP macaupataca +MRO mauritaniaouguiya +MUR mauritiusrupee +MVR maldivesrufiyaa +MWK malawikwacha +MXN mexicopeso +MYR malaysiaringgit +MZN mozambiquemeticai +NAD namibiadollar +NGN nigerianaira +NIO nicaraguacordoba +NOK norwaykrone +NPR nepalnepalrupee +NZD newzealanddollar +OMR omanrial +PAB panamabalboa +PEN perusol +PGK papuanewguineakina +PHP philippinespeso +PKR pakistanrupee +PLN polandzloty +PYG paraguayguarani +QAR qatarrial +RON romanialeu +RSD serbiadinar +RUB russiaruble +RWF rwandafranc +SAR saudiarabiariyal +SBD solomonislandsdollar +SCR seychellesrupee +SDG sudanpound +SEK swedenkronor +SGD singaporedollar +SHP sainthelenapound +SLL sierraleoneleone +SOS somaliashilling +SRD surinamedollar +STD saotomedobra +SVC elsalvadorcolon +SYP syriapound +SZL swazilandemalangeni +THB thailandbaht +TJS tajikistansomoni +TND tunisiadinar +TOP tongapa'anga +TRY turkeynewlira +TTD trinidadandtobagodollar +TWD taiwandollars +TZS tanzaniashilling +UAH ukrainehryvnia +UGX ugandashilling +USD unitedstatesdollar +UYU uruguaypeso +UZS uzbekistansum +VEF venezuelabolivar # bolivar fuerte +VND vietnamdong +VUV vanuatuvatu +WST samoatala +XAG silverounce +XAU goldounce +XCD eastcaribbeandollar +XPD palladiumounce +XPT platinumounce +YER yemenrial +ZAR southafricarand +ZMK zambiakwacha +ZWD zimbabwedollar + +# Precious metals + +silverprice silverounce / troyounce +goldprice goldounce / troyounce +palladiumprice palladiumounce / troyounce +platinumprice platinumounce / troyounce + + +UKP GBP # Not an ISO code, but looks like one, and + # sometimes used on usenet. +VEB 1|1000 VEF # old venezuelan bolivar + + + + +# Money on the gold standard, used in the late 19th century and early +# 20th century. + +olddollargold 23.22 grains goldprice # Used until 1934 +newdollargold 96|7 grains goldprice # After Jan 31, 1934 +dollargold newdollargold +poundgold 113 grains goldprice + +# Nominal masses of US coins. Note that dimes, quarters and half dollars +# have weight proportional to value. Before 1965 it was $40 / kg. + +USpennyweight 2.5 grams # Since 1982, 48 grains before +USnickelweight 5 grams +USdimeweight 10 cents / (20 US$ / lb) # Since 1965 +USquarterweight 25 cents / (20 US$ / lb) # Since 1965 +UShalfdollarweight 50 cents / (20 US$ / lb) # Since 1971 +USdollarmass 8.1 grams + +# British currency + +quid britainpound # Slang names +fiver 5 quid +tenner 10 quid +monkey 500 quid +brgrand 1000 quid +bob shilling + +shilling 1|20 britainpound # Before decimalisation, there +oldpence 1|12 shilling # were 20 shillings to a pound, +farthing 1|4 oldpence # each of twelve old pence +guinea 21 shilling # Still used in horse racing +crown 5 shilling +florin 2 shilling +groat 4 oldpence +tanner 6 oldpence +brpenny 0.01 britainpound +pence brpenny +tuppence 2 pence +tuppenny tuppence +ha'penny halfbrpenny +hapenny ha'penny +oldpenny oldpence +oldtuppence 2 oldpence +oldtuppenny oldtuppence +threepence 3 oldpence # threepence never refers to new money +threepenny threepence +oldthreepence threepence +oldthreepenny threepence +oldhalfpenny halfoldpenny +oldha'penny oldhalfpenny +oldhapenny oldha'penny +brpony 25 britainpound + +# Canadian currency + +loony 1 canadadollar # This coin depicts a loon +toony 2 canadadollar + +# +# Units used for measuring volume of wood +# + +cord 4*4*8 ft^3 # 4 ft by 4 ft by 8 ft bundle of wood +facecord 1|2 cord +cordfoot 1|8 cord # One foot long section of a cord +cordfeet cordfoot +housecord 1|3 cord # Used to sell firewood for residences, + # often confusingly called a "cord" +boardfoot ft^2 inch # Usually 1 inch thick wood +boardfeet boardfoot +fbm boardfoot # feet board measure +stack 4 yard^3 # British, used for firewood and coal [18] +rick 4 ft 8 ft 16 inches # Stack of firewood, supposedly + # sometimes called a face cord, but this + # value is equal to 1|3 cord. Name + # comes from an old Norse word for a + # stack of wood. +stere m^3 +timberfoot ft^3 # Used for measuring solid blocks of wood +standard 120 12 ft 11 in 1.5 in # This is the St Petersburg or + # Pittsburg standard. Apparently the + # term is short for "standard hundred" + # which was meant to refer to 100 pieces + # of wood (deals). However, this + # particular standard is equal to 120 + # deals which are 12 ft by 11 in by 1.5 + # inches (not the standard deal). + +# In Britain, the deal is apparently any piece of wood over 6 feet long, over +# 7 wide and 2.5 inches thick. The OED doesn't give a standard size. A piece +# of wood less than 7 inches wide is called a "batten". This unit is now used +# exclusively for fir and pine. + +deal 12 ft 11 in 2.5 in # The standard North American deal [OED] +wholedeal 12 ft 11 in 1.25 in # If it's half as thick as the standard + # deal it's called a "whole deal"! +splitdeal 12 ft 11 in 5|8 in # And half again as thick is a split deal. + + +# +# Gas and Liquid flow units +# + +FLUID_FLOW VOLUME / TIME + +# Some obvious volumetric gas flow units (cu is short for cubic) + +cumec m^3/s +cusec ft^3/s + +# Conventional abbreviations for fluid flow units + +gph gal/hr +gpm gal/min +mgd megagal/day +cfs ft^3/s +cfh ft^3/hour +cfm ft^3/min +lpm liter/min +lfm ft/min # Used to report air flow produced by fans. + # Multiply by cross sectional area to get a + # flow in cfm. + +pru mmHg / (ml/min) # peripheral resistance unit, used in + # medicine to assess blood flow in + # the capillaries. + +# Miner's inch: This is an old historic unit used in the Western United +# States. It is generally defined as the rate of flow through a one square +# inch hole at a specified depth such as 4 inches. In the late 19th century, +# volume of water was sometimes measured in the "24 hour inch". Values for the +# miner's inch were fixed by state statues. (This information is from a web +# site operated by the Nevada Division of Water Planning: The Water Words +# Dictionary at http://www.state.nv.us/cnr/ndwp/dict-1/waterwds.htm.) + +minersinchAZ 1.5 ft^3/min +minersinchCA 1.5 ft^3/min +minersinchMT 1.5 ft^3/min +minersinchNV 1.5 ft^3/min +minersinchOR 1.5 ft^3/min +minersinchID 1.2 ft^3/min +minersinchKS 1.2 ft^3/min +minersinchNE 1.2 ft^3/min +minersinchNM 1.2 ft^3/min +minersinchND 1.2 ft^3/min +minersinchSD 1.2 ft^3/min +minersinchUT 1.2 ft^3/min +minersinchCO 1 ft^3/sec / 38.4 # 38.4 miner's inches = 1 ft^3/sec +minersinchBC 1.68 ft^3/min # British Columbia + +# Oceanographic flow + +sverdrup 1e6 m^3 / sec # Used to express flow of ocean + # currents. Named after Norwegian + # oceanographer H. Sverdrup. + +# In vacuum science and some other applications, gas flow is measured +# as the product of volumetric flow and pressure. This is useful +# because it makes it easy to compare with the flow at standard +# pressure (one atmosphere). It also directly relates to the number +# of gas molecules per unit time, and hence to the mass flow if the +# molecular mass is known. + +GAS_FLOW PRESSURE FLUID_FLOW + +sccm atm cc/min # 's' is for "standard" to indicate +sccs atm cc/sec # flow at standard pressure +scfh atm ft^3/hour # +scfm atm ft^3/min +slpm atm liter/min +slph atm liter/hour +lusec liter micron Hg / s # Used in vacuum science + +# +# Wire Gauge +# +# This area is a nightmare with huge charts of wire gauge diameters +# that usually have no clear origin. There are at least 5 competing wire gauge +# systems to add to the confusion. The use of wire gauge is related to the +# manufacturing method: a metal rod is heated and drawn through a hole. The +# size change can't be too big. To get smaller wires, the process is repeated +# with a series of smaller holes. Generally larger gauges mean smaller wires. +# The gauges often have values such as "00" and "000" which are larger sizes +# than simply "0" gauge. In the tables that appear below, these gauges must be +# specified as negative numbers (e.g. "00" is -1, "000" is -2, etc). +# Alternatively, you can use the following units: +# + +g00 (-1) +g000 (-2) +g0000 (-3) +g00000 (-4) +g000000 (-5) +g0000000 (-6) + +# American Wire Gauge (AWG) or Brown & Sharpe Gauge appears to be the most +# important gauge. ASTM B-258 specifies that this gauge is based on geometric +# interpolation between gauge 0000, which is 0.46 inches exactly, and gauge 36 +# which is 0.005 inches exactly. Therefore, the diameter in inches of a wire +# is given by the formula 1|200 92^((36-g)/39). Note that 92^(1/39) is close +# to 2^(1/6), so diameter is approximately halved for every 6 gauges. For the +# repeated zero values, use negative numbers in the formula. The same document +# also specifies rounding rules which seem to be ignored by makers of tables. +# Gauges up to 44 are to be specified with up to 4 significant figures, but no +# closer than 0.0001 inch. Gauges from 44 to 56 are to be rounded to the +# nearest 0.00001 inch. +# +# In addition to being used to measure wire thickness, this gauge is used to +# measure the thickness of sheets of aluminum, copper, and most metals other +# than steel, iron and zinc. + +wiregauge(g) [;m] 1|200 92^((36+(-g))/39) in;36+(-39)ln(200 wiregauge/in)/ln(92) + +# Next we have the SWG, the Imperial or British Standard Wire Gauge. This one +# is piecewise linear. It was used for aluminum sheets. + +brwiregauge[in] \ + -6 0.5 \ + -5 0.464 \ + -3 0.4 \ + -2 0.372 \ + 3 0.252 \ + 6 0.192 \ + 10 0.128 \ + 14 0.08 \ + 19 0.04 \ + 23 0.024 \ + 26 0.018 \ + 28 0.0148 \ + 30 0.0124 \ + 39 0.0052 \ + 49 0.0012 \ + 50 0.001 + +# The following is from the Appendix to ASTM B 258 +# +# For example, in U.S. gage, the standard for sheet metal is based on the +# weight of the metal, not on the thickness. 16-gage is listed as +# approximately .0625 inch thick and 40 ounces per square foot (the original +# standard was based on wrought iron at .2778 pounds per cubic inch; steel +# has almost entirely superseded wrought iron for sheet use, at .2833 pounds +# per cubic inch). Smaller numbers refer to greater thickness. There is no +# formula for converting gage to thickness or weight. +# +# It's rather unclear from the passage above whether the plate gauge values are +# therefore wrong if steel is being used. Reference [15] states that steel is +# in fact measured using this gauge (under the name Manufacturers' Standard +# Gauge) with a density of 501.84 lb/ft3 = 0.2904 lb/in3 used for steel. +# But this doesn't seem to be the correct density of steel (.2833 lb/in3 is +# closer). +# +# This gauge was established in 1893 for purposes of taxation. + +# Old plate gauge for iron + +plategauge[(oz/ft^2)/(480*lb/ft^3)] \ + -5 300 \ + 1 180 \ + 14 50 \ + 16 40 \ + 17 36 \ + 20 24 \ + 26 12 \ + 31 7 \ + 36 4.5 \ + 38 4 + +# Manufacturers Standard Gage + +stdgauge[(oz/ft^2)/(501.84*lb/ft^3)] \ + -5 300 \ + 1 180 \ + 14 50 \ + 16 40 \ + 17 36 \ + 20 24 \ + 26 12 \ + 31 7 \ + 36 4.5 \ + 38 4 + +# A special gauge is used for zinc sheet metal. Notice that larger gauges +# indicate thicker sheets. + +zincgauge[in] \ + 1 0.002 \ + 10 0.02 \ + 15 0.04 \ + 19 0.06 \ + 23 0.1 \ + 24 0.125 \ + 27 0.5 \ + 28 1 + +# +# Screw sizes +# +# In the USA, screw diameters are reported using a gauge number. +# Metric screws are reported as Mxx where xx is the diameter in mm. +# + +screwgauge(g) [;m] (.06 + .013 g) in ; (screwgauge/in + (-.06)) / .013 + +# +# Abrasive grit size +# +# Standards governing abrasive grit sizes are complicated, specifying +# fractions of particles that are passed or retained by different mesh +# sizes. As a result, it is not possible to make precise comparisons +# of different grit standards. The tables below allow the +# determination of rough equivlants by using median particle size. +# +# Standards in the USA are determined by the Unified Abrasives +# Manufacturers' Association (UAMA), which resulted from the merger of +# several previous organizations. One of the old organizations was +# CAMI (Coated Abrasives Manufacturers' Institute). +# +# UAMA has a web page with plots showing abrasve particle ranges for +# various different grits and comparisons between standards. +# +# http://www.uama.org/Abrasives101/101Standards.html +# +# Abrasives are grouped into "bonded" abrasives for use with grinding +# wheels and "coated" abrasives for sandpapers and abrasive films. +# The industry uses different grit standards for these two +# categories. +# +# Another division is between "macrogrits", grits below 240 and +# "microgrits", which are above 240. Standards differ, as do methods +# for determining particle size. In the USA, ANSI B74.12 is the +# standard governing macrogrits. ANSI B74.10 covers bonded microgrit +# abrasives, and ANSI B74.18 covers coated microgrit abrasives. It +# appears that the coated standard is identical to the bonded standard +# for grits up through 600 but then diverges significantly. +# +# European grit sizes are determined by the Federation of European +# Producers of Abrasives. http://www.fepa-abrasives.org +# +# They give two standards, the "F" grit for bonded abrasives and the +# "P" grit for coated abrasives. This data is taken directly from +# their web page. + +# FEPA P grit for coated abrasives is commonly seen on sandpaper in +# the USA where the paper will be marked P600, for example. FEPA P +# grits are said to be more tightly constrained than comparable ANSI +# grits so that the particles are more uniform in size and hence give +# a better finish. + +grit_P[micron] \ + 12 1815 \ + 16 1324 \ + 20 1000 \ + 24 764 \ + 30 642 \ + 36 538 \ + 40 425 \ + 50 336 \ + 60 269 \ + 80 201 \ + 100 162 \ + 120 125 \ + 150 100 \ + 180 82 \ + 220 68 \ + 240 58.5 \ + 280 52.2 \ + 320 46.2 \ + 360 40.5 \ + 400 35 \ + 500 30.2 \ + 600 25.8 \ + 800 21.8 \ + 1000 18.3 \ + 1200 15.3 \ + 1500 12.6 \ + 2000 10.3 \ + 2500 8.4 + +grit_F[micron] \ + 4 4890 \ + 5 4125 \ + 6 3460 \ + 7 2900 \ + 8 2460 \ + 10 2085 \ + 12 1765 \ + 14 1470 \ + 16 1230 \ + 20 1040 \ + 22 885 \ + 24 745 \ + 30 625 \ + 36 525 \ + 40 438 \ + 46 370 \ + 54 310 \ + 60 260 \ + 70 218 \ + 80 185 \ + 90 154 \ + 100 129 \ + 120 109 \ + 150 82 \ + 180 69 \ + 220 58 \ + 230 53 \ + 240 44.5 \ + 280 36.5 \ + 320 29.2 \ + 360 22.8 \ + 400 17.3 \ + 500 12.8 \ + 600 9.3 \ + 800 6.5 \ + 1000 4.5 \ + 1200 3 \ + 1500 2.0 \ + 2000 1.2 + +# According to the UAMA web page, the ANSI bonded and ANSI coated standards +# are identical to FEPA F in the macrogrit range (under 240 grit), so these +# values are taken from the FEPA F table. The values for 240 and above are +# from the UAMA web site and represent the average of the "d50" range +# endpoints listed there. + +grit_ansibonded[micron] \ + 4 4890 \ + 5 4125 \ + 6 3460 \ + 7 2900 \ + 8 2460 \ + 10 2085 \ + 12 1765 \ + 14 1470 \ + 16 1230 \ + 20 1040 \ + 22 885 \ + 24 745 \ + 30 625 \ + 36 525 \ + 40 438 \ + 46 370 \ + 54 310 \ + 60 260 \ + 70 218 \ + 80 185 \ + 90 154 \ + 100 129 \ + 120 109 \ + 150 82 \ + 180 69 \ + 220 58 \ + 240 50 \ + 280 39.5 \ + 320 29.5 \ + 360 23 \ + 400 18.25 \ + 500 13.9 \ + 600 10.55 \ + 800 7.65 \ + 1000 5.8 \ + 1200 3.8 + +# Like the bonded grit, the coated macrogrits below 240 are taken from the +# FEPA F table. Data above this is from the UAMA site. Note that the coated +# and bonded standards are evidently the same from 240 up to 600 grit, but +# starting at 800 grit, the coated standard diverges. The data from UAMA show +# that 800 grit coated has an average size slightly larger than the average +# size of 600 grit coated/bonded. However, the 800 grit has a significantly +# smaller particle size variation. + +ansicoated[micron] \ + 4 4890 \ + 5 4125 \ + 6 3460 \ + 7 2900 \ + 8 2460 \ + 10 2085 \ + 12 1765 \ + 14 1470 \ + 16 1230 \ + 20 1040 \ + 22 885 \ + 24 745 \ + 30 625 \ + 36 525 \ + 40 438 \ + 46 370 \ + 54 310 \ + 60 260 \ + 70 218 \ + 80 185 \ + 90 154 \ + 100 129 \ + 120 109 \ + 150 82 \ + 180 69 \ + 220 58 \ + 240 50 \ + 280 39.5 \ + 320 29.5 \ + 360 23 \ + 400 18.25 \ + 500 13.9 \ + 600 10.55 \ + 800 11.5 \ + 1000 9.5 \ + 2000 7.2 \ + 2500 5.5 \ + 3000 4 \ + 4000 3 \ + 6000 2 \ + 8000 1.2 + +# +# Is this correct? This is the JIS Japanese standard used on waterstones +# +jisgrit[micron] \ + 150 75 \ + 180 63 \ + 220 53 \ + 280 48 \ + 320 40 \ + 360 35 \ + 400 30 \ + 600 20 \ + 700 17 \ + 800 14 \ + 1000 11.5 \ + 1200 9.5 \ + 1500 8 \ + 2000 6.7 \ + 2500 5.5 \ + 3000 4 \ + 4000 3 \ + 6000 2 \ + 8000 1.2 + +# The "Finishing Scale" marked with an A (e.g. A75). This information +# is from the web page of the sand paper manufacturer Klingspor +# http://www.klingspor.com/gritgradingsystems.htm +# +# I have no information about what this scale is used for. + +grit_A[micron]\ + 16 15.3 \ + 25 21.8 \ + 30 23.6 \ + 35 25.75 \ + 45 35 \ + 60 46.2 \ + 65 53.5 \ + 75 58.5 \ + 90 65 \ + 110 78 \ + 130 93 \ + 160 127 \ + 200 156 +# +# Grits for DMT brand diamond sharpening stones from +# http://dmtsharp.com/products/colorcode.htm +# + +dmtxxcoarse 120 micron # 120 mesh +dmtsilver dmtxxcoarse +dmtxx dmtxxcoarse +dmtxcoarse 60 micron # 220 mesh +dmtx dmtxcoarse +dmtblack dmtxcoarse +dmtcoarse 45 micron # 325 mesh +dmtc dmtcoarse +dmtblue dmtcoarse +dmtfine 25 micron # 600 mesh +dmtred dmtfine +dmtf dmtfine +dmtefine 9 micron # 1200 mesh +dmte dmtefine +dmtgreen dmtefine +dmtceramic 7 micron # 2200 mesh +dmtcer dmtceramic +dmtwhite dmtceramic +dmteefine 3 micron # 8000 mesh +dmttan dmteefine +dmtee dmteefine + +# +# The following values come from a page in the Norton Stones catalog, +# available at their web page, http://www.nortonstones.com. +# + +hardtranslucentarkansas 6 micron # Natural novaculite (silicon quartz) +softarkansas 22 micron # stones + +extrafineindia 22 micron # India stones are Norton's manufactured +fineindia 35 micron # aluminum oxide product +mediumindia 53.5 micron +coarseindia 97 micron + +finecrystolon 45 micron # Crystolon stones are Norton's +mediumcrystalon 78 micron # manufactured silicon carbide product +coarsecrystalon 127 micron + +# The following are not from the Norton catalog +hardblackarkansas 6 micron +hardwhitearkansas 11 micron +washita 35 micron + +# +# Ring size. All ring sizes are given as the circumference of the ring. +# + +# USA ring sizes. Several slightly different definitions seem to be in +# circulation. According to [15], the interior diameter of size n ring in +# inches is 0.32 n + 0.458 for n ranging from 3 to 13.5 by steps of 0.5. The +# size 2 ring is inconsistently 0.538in and no 2.5 size is listed. +# +# However, other sources list 0.455 + 0.0326 n and 0.4525 + 0.0324 n as the +# diameter and list no special case for size 2. (Or alternatively they are +# 1.43 + .102 n and 1.4216+.1018 n for measuring circumference in inches.) One +# reference claimed that the original system was that each size was 1|10 inch +# circumference, but that source doesn't have an explanation for the modern +# system which is somewhat different. + +ringsize(n) [;in] (1.4216+.1018 n) in ; (ringsize/in + (-1.4216))/.1018 + +# Old practice in the UK measured rings using the "Wheatsheaf gauge" with sizes +# specified alphabetically and based on the ring inside diameter in steps of +# 1|64 inch. This system was replaced in 1987 by British Standard 6820 which +# specifies sizes based on circumference. Each size is 1.25 mm different from +# the preceding size. The baseline is size C which is 40 mm circumference. +# The new sizes are close to the old ones. Sometimes it's necessary to go +# beyond size Z to Z+1, Z+2, etc. + +sizeAring 37.50 mm +sizeBring 38.75 mm +sizeCring 40.00 mm +sizeDring 41.25 mm +sizeEring 42.50 mm +sizeFring 43.75 mm +sizeGring 45.00 mm +sizeHring 46.25 mm +sizeIring 47.50 mm +sizeJring 48.75 mm +sizeKring 50.00 mm +sizeLring 51.25 mm +sizeMring 52.50 mm +sizeNring 53.75 mm +sizeOring 55.00 mm +sizePring 56.25 mm +sizeQring 57.50 mm +sizeRring 58.75 mm +sizeSring 60.00 mm +sizeTring 61.25 mm +sizeUring 62.50 mm +sizeVring 63.75 mm +sizeWring 65.00 mm +sizeXring 66.25 mm +sizeYring 67.50 mm +sizeZring 68.75 mm + +# Japanese sizes start with size 1 at a 13mm inside diameter and each size is +# 1|3 mm larger in diameter than the previous one. They are multiplied by pi +# to give circumference. + +jpringsize(n) [;mm] (38|3 + n/3) pi mm ; 3 jpringsize/ pi mm + (-38) + +# The European ring sizes are the length of the circumference in mm minus 40. + +euringsize(n) [;mm] (n+40) mm ; euringsize/mm + (-40) + +# +# Abbreviations +# + +mph mile/hr +mpg mile/gal +kph km/hr +fL footlambert +fpm ft/min +fps ft/s +rpm rev/min +rps rev/sec +mi mile +smi mile +nmi nauticalmile +mbh 1e3 btu/hour +mcm 1e3 circularmil +ipy inch/year # used for corrosion rates +ccf 100 ft^3 # used for selling water [18] +Mcf 1000 ft^3 # not million cubic feet [18] +kp kilopond +kpm kp meter +Wh W hour +hph hp hour +plf lb / foot # pounds per linear foot + +# +# Compatibility units with unix version +# + +pa Pa +ev eV +hg Hg +oe Oe +mh mH +rd rod +pf pF +gr grain +nt N +hz Hz +hd hogshead +dry drygallon/gallon +imperial brgallon/gallon # This is a dubious definition + # since it fails for fluid ounces + # and all units derived from fluid + # ounces. +nmile nauticalmile +beV GeV +bev beV +coul C + +# +# Radioactivity units +# + +becquerel /s # Activity of radioactive source +Bq becquerel # +curie 3.7e10 Bq # Defined in 1910 as the radioactivity +Ci curie # emitted by the amount of radon that is + # in equilibrium with 1 gram of radium. +rutherford 1e6 Bq # + +RADIATION_DOSE gray +gray J/kg # Absorbed dose of radiation +Gy gray # +rad 1e-2 Gy # From Radiation Absorbed Dose +rep 8.38 mGy # Roentgen Equivalent Physical, the amount + # of radiation which , absorbed in the + # body, would liberate the same amount + # of energy as 1 roentgen of X rays + # would, or 97 ergs. + +sievert J/kg # Dose equivalent: dosage that has the +Sv sievert # same effect on human tissues as 200 +rem 1e-2 Sv # keV X-rays. Different types of + # radiation are weighted by the + # Relative Biological Effectiveness + # (RBE). + # + # Radiation type RBE + # X-ray, gamma ray 1 + # beta rays, > 1 MeV 1 + # beta rays, < 1 MeV 1.08 + # neutrons, < 1 MeV 4-5 + # neutrons, 1-10 MeV 10 + # protons, 1 MeV 8.5 + # protons, .1 MeV 10 + # alpha, 5 MeV 15 + # alpha, 1 MeV 20 + # + # The energies are the kinetic energy + # of the particles. Slower particles + # interact more, so they are more + # effective ionizers, and hence have + # higher RBE values. + # + # rem stands for Roentgen Equivalent + # Mammal + +roentgen 2.58e-4 C / kg # Ionizing radiation that produces + # 1 statcoulomb of charge in 1 cc of + # dry air at stp. +rontgen roentgen # Sometimes it appears spelled this way +sievertunit 8.38 rontgen # Unit of gamma ray dose delivered in one + # hour at a distance of 1 cm from a + # point source of 1 mg of radium + # enclosed in platinum .5 mm thick. + +eman 1e-7 Ci/m^3 # radioactive concentration +mache 3.7e-7 Ci/m^3 + +# +# Atomic weights. The atomic weight of an element is the ratio of the mass of +# a mole of the element to 1|12 of a mole of Carbon 12. The Standard Atomic +# Weights apply to the elements as they occur naturally on earth. Elements +# which do not occur naturally or which occur with wide isotopic variability do +# not have Standard Atomic Weights. For these elements, the atomic weight is +# based on the longest lived isotope, as marked in the comments. In some +# cases, the comment for these entries also gives a number which is an atomic +# weight for a different isotope that may be of more interest than the longest +# lived isotope. +# + +actinium 227.0278 +aluminum 26.981539 +americium 243.0614 # Longest lived. 241.06 +antimony 121.760 +argon 39.948 +arsenic 74.92159 +astatine 209.9871 # Longest lived +barium 137.327 +berkelium 247.0703 # Longest lived. 249.08 +beryllium 9.012182 +bismuth 208.98037 +boron 10.811 +bromine 79.904 +cadmium 112.411 +calcium 40.078 +californium 251.0796 # Longest lived. 252.08 +carbon 12.011 +cerium 140.115 +cesium 132.90543 +chlorine 35.4527 +chromium 51.9961 +cobalt 58.93320 +copper 63.546 +curium 247.0703 +dysprosium 162.50 +einsteinium 252.083 # Longest lived +erbium 167.26 +europium 151.965 +fermium 257.0951 # Longest lived +fluorine 18.9984032 +francium 223.0197 # Longest lived +gadolinium 157.25 +gallium 69.723 +germanium 72.61 +gold 196.96654 +hafnium 178.49 +helium 4.002602 +holmium 164.93032 +hydrogen 1.00794 +indium 114.818 +iodine 126.90447 +iridium 192.217 +iron 55.845 +krypton 83.80 +lanthanum 138.9055 +lawrencium 262.11 # Longest lived +lead 207.2 +lithium 6.941 +lutetium 174.967 +magnesium 24.3050 +manganese 54.93805 +mendelevium 258.10 # Longest lived +mercury 200.59 +molybdenum 95.94 +neodymium 144.24 +neon 20.1797 +neptunium 237.0482 +nickel 58.6934 +niobium 92.90638 +nitrogen 14.00674 +nobelium 259.1009 # Longest lived +osmium 190.23 +oxygen 15.9994 +palladium 106.42 +phosphorus 30.973762 +platinum 195.08 +plutonium 244.0642 # Longest lived. 239.05 +polonium 208.9824 # Longest lived. 209.98 +potassium 39.0983 +praseodymium 140.90765 +promethium 144.9127 # Longest lived. 146.92 +protactinium 231.03588 +radium 226.0254 +radon 222.0176 # Longest lived +rhenium 186.207 +rhodium 102.90550 +rubidium 85.4678 +ruthenium 101.07 +samarium 150.36 +scandium 44.955910 +selenium 78.96 +silicon 28.0855 +silver 107.8682 +sodium 22.989768 +strontium 87.62 +sulfur 32.066 +tantalum 180.9479 +technetium 97.9072 # Longest lived. 98.906 +tellurium 127.60 +terbium 158.92534 +thallium 204.3833 +thorium 232.0381 +thullium 168.93421 +tin 118.710 +titanium 47.867 +tungsten 183.84 +uranium 238.0289 +vanadium 50.9415 +xenon 131.29 +ytterbium 173.04 +yttrium 88.90585 +zinc 65.39 +zirconium 91.224 + +# +# population units +# + +people 1 +person people +death people +capita people +percapita per capita + + +# +# Traditional Japanese units (shakkanhou) +# +# The traditional system of weights and measures is called shakkanhou from the +# shaku and the ken. Japan accepted SI units in 1891 and legalized conversions +# to the traditional system. In 1909 the inch-pound system was also legalized, +# so Japan had three legally approved systems. A change to the metric system +# started in 1921 but there was a lot of resistance. The Measurement Law of +# October 1999 prohibits sales in anything but SI units. However, the old +# units still live on in construction and as the basis for paper sizes of books +# and tools used for handicrafts. +# +# Note that units below use the Hepburn romanization system. Some other +# systems would render "mou", "jou", and "chou" as "mo", "jo" and "cho". +# +# +# http://hiramatu-hifuka.com/onyak/onyindx.html + +# Japanese Proportions. These are still in everyday use. They also +# get used as units to represent the proportion of the standard unit. + +wari_proportion 1|10 +wari wari_proportion +bu_proportion 1|100 # The character bu can also be read fun or bun + # but usually "bu" is used for units. +rin_proportion 1|1000 +mou_proportion 1|10000 + + +# Japanese Length Measures +# +# The length system is called kanejaku or +# square and originated in China. It was +# adopted as Japan's official measure in 701 +# by the Taiho Code. This system is still in +# common use in architecture and clothing. + +shaku 1|3.3 m +mou 1|10000 shaku +rin 1|1000 shaku +bu_distance 1|100 shaku +sun 1|10 shaku +jou_distance 10 shaku +jou jou_distance + +kanejakusun sun # Alias to emphasize architectural name +kanejaku shaku +kanejakujou jou + +# In context of clothing, shaku is different from architecture +# http://www.scinet.co.jp/sci/sanwa/kakizaki-essay54.html + +kujirajaku 10|8 shaku +kujirajakusun 1|10 kujirajaku +kujirajakubu 1|100 kujirajaku +kujirajakujou 10 kujirajaku +tan_distance 3 kujirajakujou + +ken 6 shaku # Also sometimes 6.3, 6.5, or 6.6 + # http://www.homarewood.co.jp/syakusun.htm + +# mostly unused +chou_distance 60 ken +chou chou_distance +ri 36 chou + +# Japanese Area Measures + +# Tsubo is still used for land size, though the others are more +# recognized by their homonyms in the other measurements. + +gou_area 1|10 tsubo +tsubo 36 shaku^2 # Size of two tatami = ken^2 ?? +se 30 tsubo +tan_area 10 se +chou_area 10 tan_area + +# Japanese architecture is based on a "standard" size of tatami mat. +# Room sizes today are given in number of tatami, and this number +# determines the spacing between colums and hence sizes of sliding +# doors and paper screens. However, every region has its own slightly +# different tatami size. Edoma, used in and around Tokyo and +# Hokkaido, is becoming a nationwide standard. Kyouma is used around +# Kyoto, Osaka and Kyuushu, and Chuukyouma is used around Nagoya. +# Note that the tatami all have the aspect ratio 2:1 so that the mats +# can tile the room with some of them turned 90 degrees. +# +# http://www.moon2.net/tatami/infotatami/structure.html + +edoma (5.8*2.9) shaku^2 +kyouma (6.3*3.15) shaku^2 +chuukyouma (6*3) shaku^2 +jou_area edoma +tatami jou_area + +# Japanese Volume Measures + +# The "shou" is still used for such things as alcohol and seasonings. +# Large quantities of paint are still purchased in terms of "to". + +shaku_volume 1|10 gou_volume +gou_volume 1|10 shou +gou gou_volume +shou (4.9*4.9*2.7) sun^3 # The character shou which is + # the same as masu refers to a + # rectangular wooden cup used to + # measure liquids and cereal. + # Sake is sometimes served in a masu + # Note that it happens to be + # EXACTLY 7^4/11^3 liters. +to 10 shou +koku 10 to # No longer used; historically a measure of rice + +# Japanese Weight Measures +# +# http://wyoming.hp.infoseek.co.jp/zatugaku/zamoney.html + +# Not really used anymore. + +rin_weight 1|10 bu +bu_weight 1|10 monme +fun 1|10 monme +monme 15|4 g +kin 160 monme +kan 1000 monme +kwan kan # This was the old pronounciation of the unit. + # The old spelling persisted a few centuries + # longer and was not changed until around + # 1950. + +# +# Australian unit +# + +australiasquare (10 ft)^2 # Used for house area + + +# +# A few German units as currently in use. +# + +zentner 50 kg +doppelzentner 2 zentner +pfund 500 g + +# +# Old French distance measures, from French Weights and Measures +# Before the Revolution by Zupko +# + +frenchfoot 144|443.296 m # pied de roi, the standard of Paris. +pied frenchfoot # Half of the hashimicubit, +frenchfeet frenchfoot # instituted by Charlemagne. +frenchinch 1|12 frenchfoot # This exact definition comes from +frenchthumb frenchinch # a law passed on 10 Dec 1799 which +pouce frenchthumb # fixed the meter at + # 3 frenchfeet + 11.296 lignes. +frenchline 1|12 frenchinch # This is supposed to be the size +ligne frenchline # of the average barleycorn +frenchpoint 1|12 frenchline +toise 6 frenchfeet +arpent 180^2 pied^2 # The arpent is 100 square perches, + # but the perche seems to vary a lot + # and can be 18 feet, 20 feet, or 22 + # feet. This measure was described + # as being in common use in Canada in + # 1934 (Websters 2nd). The value + # given here is the Paris standard + # arpent. +frenchgrain 1|18827.15 kg # Weight of a wheat grain, hence + # smaller than the British grain. +frenchpound 9216 frenchgrain + +# +# Before the Imperial Weights and Measures Act of 1824, various different +# weights and measures were in use in different places. +# + +# Scots linear measure + +scotsinch 1.00540054 UKinch +scotslink 1|100 scotschain +scotsfoot 12 scotsinch +scotsfeet scotsfoot +scotsell 37 scotsinch +scotsfall 6 scotsell +scotschain 4 scotsfall +scotsfurlong 10 scotschain +scotsmile 8 scotsfurlong + +# Scots area measure + +scotsrood 40 scotsfall^2 +scotsacre 4 scotsrood +nook 20 acres # Given in [18] with English acres; apparently + # developed after the switch to Imperial units. +# Irish linear measure + +irishinch UKinch +irishpalm 3 irishinch +irishspan 3 irishpalm +irishfoot 12 irishinch +irishfeet irishfoot +irishcubit 18 irishinch +irishyard 3 irishfeet +irishpace 5 irishfeet +irishfathom 6 irishfeet +irishpole 7 irishyard # Only these values +irishperch irishpole # are different from +irishchain 4 irishperch # the British Imperial +irishlink 1|100 irishchain # or English values for +irishfurlong 10 irishchain # these lengths. +irishmile 8 irishfurlong # + +# Irish area measure + +irishrood 40 irishpole^2 +irishacre 4 irishrood + +# English wine capacity measures (Winchester measures) + +winepint 1|2 winequart +winequart 1|4 winegallon +winegallon 231 UKinch^3 # Sometimes called the Winchester Wine Gallon, + # it was legalized in 1707 by Queen Anne, and + # given the definition of 231 cubic inches. It + # had been in use for a while as 8 pounds of wine + # using a merchant's pound, but the definition of + # the merchant's pound had become uncertain. A + # pound of 15 tower ounces (6750 grains) had been + # common, but then a pound of 15 troy ounces + # (7200 grains) gained popularity. Because of + # the switch in the value of the merchants pound, + # the size of the wine gallon was uncertain in + # the market, hence the official act in 1707. + # The act allowed that a six inch tall cylinder + # with a 7 inch diameter was a lawful wine + # gallon. (This comes out to 230.9 in^3.) + # Note also that in Britain a legal conversion + # was established to the 1824 Imperial gallon + # then taken as 277.274 in^3 so that the wine + # gallon was 0.8331 imperial gallons. This is + # 231.1 cubic inches (using the international + # inch). +winerundlet 18 winegallon +winebarrel 31.5 winegallon +winetierce 42 winegallon +winehogshead 2 winebarrel +winepuncheon 2 winetierce +winebutt 2 winehogshead +winepipe winebutt +winetun 2 winebutt + +# English beer and ale measures used 1803-1824 and used for beer before 1688 + +beerpint 1|2 beerquart +beerquart 1|4 beergallon +beergallon 282 UKinch^3 +beerbarrel 36 beergallon +beerhogshead 1.5 beerbarrel + +# English ale measures used from 1688-1803 for both ale and beer + +alepint 1|2 alequart +alequart 1|4 alegallon +alegallon beergallon +alebarrel 34 alegallon +alehogshead 1.5 alebarrel + +# Scots capacity measure + +scotsgill 1|4 mutchkin +mutchkin 1|2 choppin +choppin 1|2 scotspint +scotspint 1|2 scotsquart +scotsquart 1|4 scotsgallon +scotsgallon 827.232 UKinch^3 +scotsbarrel 8 scotsgallon +jug scotspint + +# Scots dry capacity measure + +scotswheatlippy 137.333 UKinch^3 # Also used for peas, beans, rye, salt +scotswheatlippies scotswheatlippy +scotswheatpeck 4 scotswheatlippy +scotswheatfirlot 4 scotswheatpeck +scotswheatboll 4 scotswheatfirlot +scotswheatchalder 16 scotswheatboll + +scotsoatlippy 200.345 UKinch^3 # Also used for barley and malt +scotsoatlippies scotsoatlippy +scotsoatpeck 4 scotsoatlippy +scotsoatfirlot 4 scotsoatpeck +scotsoatboll 4 scotsoatfirlot +scotsoatchalder 16 scotsoatboll + +# Scots Tron weight + +trondrop 1|16 tronounce +tronounce 1|20 tronpound +tronpound 9520 grain +tronstone 16 tronpound + +# Irish liquid capacity measure + +irishnoggin 1|4 irishpint +irishpint 1|2 irishquart +irishquart 1|2 irishpottle +irishpottle 1|2 irishgallon +irishgallon 217.6 UKinch^3 +irishrundlet 18 irishgallon +irishbarrel 31.5 irishgallon +irishtierce 42 irishgallon +irishhogshead 2 irishbarrel +irishpuncheon 2 irishtierce +irishpipe 2 irishhogshead +irishtun 2 irishpipe + +# Irish dry capacity measure + +irishpeck 2 irishgallon +irishbushel 4 irishpeck +irishstrike 2 irishbushel +irishdrybarrel 2 irishstrike +irishquarter 2 irishbarrel + +# English Tower weights, abolished in 1528 + +towerpound 5400 grain +towerounce 1|12 towerpound +towerpennyweight 1|20 towerounce +towergrain 1|32 towerpennyweight + +# English Mercantile weights, used since the late 12th century + +mercpound 6750 grain +mercounce 1|15 mercpound +mercpennyweight 1|20 mercounce + +# English weights for lead + +leadstone 12.5 lb +fotmal 70 lb +leadwey 14 leadstone +fothers 12 leadwey + +# English Hay measure + +newhaytruss 60 lb # New and old here seem to refer to "new" +newhayload 36 newhaytruss # hay and "old" hay rather than a new unit +oldhaytruss 56 lb # and an old unit. +oldhayload 36 oldhaytruss + +# English wool measure + +woolclove 7 lb +woolstone 2 woolclove +wooltod 2 woolstone +woolwey 13 woolstone +woolsack 2 woolwey +woolsarpler 2 woolsack +woollast 6 woolsarpler + +# +# Ancient history units: There tends to be uncertainty in the definitions +# of the units in this section +# These units are from [11] + +# Roman measure. The Romans had a well defined distance measure, but their +# measures of weight were poor. They adopted local weights in different +# regions without distinguishing among them so that there are half a dozen +# different Roman "standard" weight systems. + +romanfoot 296 mm # There is some uncertainty in this definition +romanfeet romanfoot # from which all the other units are derived. +pes romanfoot # This value appears in numerous sources. In "The +pedes romanfoot # Roman Land Surveyors", Dilke gives 295.7 mm. +romaninch 1|12 romanfoot # The subdivisions of the Roman foot have the +romandigit 1|16 romanfoot # same names as the subdivisions of the pound, +romanpalm 1|4 romanfoot # but we can't have the names for different +romancubit 18 romaninch # units. +romanpace 5 romanfeet # Roman double pace (basic military unit) +passus romanpace +romanperch 10 romanfeet +stade 125 romanpaces +stadia stade +stadium stade +romanmile 8 stadia # 1000 paces +romanleague 1.5 romanmile +schoenus 4 romanmile + +# Other values for the Roman foot (from Dilke) + +earlyromanfoot 29.73 cm +pesdrusianus 33.3 cm # or 33.35 cm, used in Gaul & Germany in 1st c BC +lateromanfoot 29.42 cm + +# Roman areas + +actuslength 120 romanfeet # length of a Roman furrow +actus 120*4 romanfeet^2 # area of the furrow +squareactus 120^2 romanfeet^2 # actus quadratus +acnua squareactus +iugerum 2 squareactus +iugera iugerum +jugerum iugerum +jugera iugerum +heredium 2 iugera # heritable plot +heredia heredium +centuria 100 heredia +centurium centuria + +# Roman volumes + +sextarius 35.4 in^3 # Basic unit of Roman volume. As always, +sextarii sextarius # there is uncertainty. Six large Roman + # measures survive with volumes ranging from + # 34.4 in^3 to 39.55 in^3. Three of them + # cluster around the size given here. + # + # But the values for this unit vary wildly + # in other sources. One reference gives 0.547 + # liters, but then says the amphora is a + # cubic Roman foot. This gives a value for the + # sextarius of 0.540 liters. And the + # encyclopedia Brittanica lists 0.53 liters for + # this unit. Both [7] and [11], which were + # written by scholars of weights and measures, + # give the value of 35.4 cubic inches. +cochlearia 1|48 sextarius +cyathi 1|12 sextarius +acetabula 1|8 sextarius +quartaria 1|4 sextarius +quartarius quartaria +heminae 1|2 sextarius +hemina heminae +cheonix 1.5 sextarii + +# Dry volume measures (usually) + +semodius 8 sextarius +semodii semodius +modius 16 sextarius +modii modius + +# Liquid volume measures (usually) + +congius 12 heminae +congii congius +amphora 8 congii +amphorae amphora # Also a dry volume measure +culleus 20 amphorae +quadrantal amphora + +# Roman weights + +libra 5052 grain # The Roman pound varied significantly +librae libra # from 4210 grains to 5232 grains. Most of +romanpound libra # the standards were obtained from the weight +uncia 1|12 libra # of particular coins. The one given here is +unciae uncia # based on the Gold Aureus of Augustus which +romanounce uncia # was in use from BC 27 to AD 296. +deunx 11 uncia +dextans 10 uncia +dodrans 9 uncia +bes 8 uncia +seprunx 7 uncia +semis 6 uncia +quincunx 5 uncia +triens 4 uncia +quadrans 3 uncia +sextans 2 uncia +sescuncia 1.5 uncia +semuncia 1|2 uncia +siscilius 1|4 uncia +sextula 1|6 uncia +semisextula 1|12 uncia +scriptulum 1|24 uncia +scrupula scriptulum +romanobol 1|2 scrupula + +romanaspound 4210 grain # Old pound based on bronze coinage, the + # earliest money of Rome BC 338 to BC 268. + +# Egyptian length measure + +egyptianroyalcubit 20.63 in # plus or minus .2 in +egyptianpalm 1|7 egyptianroyalcubit +egyptiandigit 1|4 egyptianpalm +egyptianshortcubit 6 egyptianpalm + +doubleremen 29.16 in # Length of the diagonal of a square with +remendigit 1|40 doubleremen # side length of 1 royal egyptian cubit. + # This is divided into 40 digits which are + # not the same size as the digits based on + # the royal cubit. + +# Greek length measures + +greekfoot 12.45 in # Listed as being derived from the +greekfeet greekfoot # Egyptian Royal cubit in [11]. It is +greekcubit 1.5 greekfoot # said to be 3|5 of a 20.75 in cubit. +pous greekfoot +podes greekfoot +orguia 6 greekfoot +greekfathom orguia +stadion 100 orguia +akaina 10 greekfeet +plethron 10 akaina +greekfinger 1|16 greekfoot +homericcubit 20 greekfingers # Elbow to end of knuckles. +shortgreekcubit 18 greekfingers # Elbow to start of fingers. + +ionicfoot 296 mm +doricfoot 326 mm + +olympiccubit 25 remendigit # These olympic measures were not as +olympicfoot 2|3 olympiccubit # common as the other greek measures. +olympicfinger 1|16 olympicfoot # They were used in agriculture. +olympicfeet olympicfoot +olympicdakylos olympicfinger +olympicpalm 1|4 olympicfoot +olympicpalestra olympicpalm +olympicspithame 3|4 foot +olympicspan olympicspithame +olympicbema 2.5 olympicfeet +olympicpace olympicbema +olympicorguia 6 olympicfeet +olympicfathom olympicorguia +olympiccord 60 olympicfeet +olympicamma olympiccord +olympicplethron 100 olympicfeet +olympicstadion 600 olympicfeet + +# Greek capacity measure + +greekkotyle 270 ml # This approximate value is obtained +xestes 2 greekkotyle # from two earthenware vessels that +khous 12 greekkotyle # were reconstructed from fragments. +metretes 12 khous # The kotyle is a day's corn ration +choinix 4 greekkotyle # for one man. +hekteos 8 choinix +medimnos 6 hekteos + +# Greek weight. Two weight standards were used, an Aegina standard based +# on the Beqa shekel and an Athens (attic) standard. + +aeginastater 192 grain # Varies up to 199 grain +aeginadrachmae 1|2 aeginastater +aeginaobol 1|6 aeginadrachmae +aeginamina 50 aeginastaters +aeginatalent 60 aeginamina # Supposedly the mass of a cubic foot + # of water (whichever foot was in use) + +atticstater 135 grain # Varies 134-138 grain +atticdrachmae 1|2 atticstater +atticobol 1|6 atticdrachmae +atticmina 50 atticstaters +attictalent 60 atticmina # Supposedly the mass of a cubic foot + # of water (whichever foot was in use) + +# "Northern" cubit and foot. This was used by the pre-Aryan civilization in +# the Indus valley. It was used in Mesopotamia, Egypt, North Africa, China, +# central and Western Europe until modern times when it was displaced by +# the metric system. + +northerncubit 26.6 in # plus/minus .2 in +northernfoot 1|2 northerncubit + +sumeriancubit 495 mm +kus sumeriancubit +sumerianfoot 2|3 sumeriancubit + +assyriancubit 21.6 in +assyrianfoot 1|2 assyriancubit +assyrianpalm 1|3 assyrianfoot +assyriansusi 1|20 assyrianpalm +susi assyriansusi +persianroyalcubit 7 assyrianpalm + + +# Arabic measures. The arabic standards were meticulously kept. Glass weights +# accurate to .2 grains were made during AD 714-900. + +hashimicubit 25.56 in # Standard of linear measure used + # in Persian dominions of the Arabic + # empire 7-8th cent. Is equal to two + # French feet. + +blackcubit 21.28 in +arabicfeet 1|2 blackcubit +arabicfoot arabicfeet +arabicinch 1|12 arabicfoot +arabicmile 4000 blackcubit + +silverdirhem 45 grain # The weights were derived from these two +tradedirhem 48 grain # units with two identically named systems + # used for silver and used for trade purposes + +silverkirat 1|16 silverdirhem +silverwukiyeh 10 silverdirhem +silverrotl 12 silverwukiyeh +arabicsilverpound silverrotl + +tradekirat 1|16 tradedirhem +tradewukiyeh 10 tradedirhem +traderotl 12 tradewukiyeh +arabictradepound traderotl + +# Miscellaneous ancient units + +parasang 3.5 mile # Persian unit of length usually thought + # to be between 3 and 3.5 miles +biblicalcubit 21.8 in +hebrewcubit 17.58 in +li 10|27.8 mile # Chinese unit of length + # 100 li is considered a day's march +liang 11|3 oz # Chinese weight unit + + +# Medieval time units. According to the OED, these appear in Du Cange +# by Papias. + +timepoint 1|5 hour # also given as 1|4 +timeminute 1|10 hour +timeostent 1|60 hour +timeounce 1|8 timeostent +timeatom 1|47 timeounce + +# Given in [15], these subdivisions of the grain were supposedly used +# by jewelers. The mite may have been used but the blanc could not +# have been accurately measured. + +mite 1|20 grain +droit 1|24 mite +periot 1|20 droit +blanc 1|24 periot + +# +# Some definitions using ISO 8859-1 characters +# + +- 1|4 +- 1|2 +- 3|4 +- micro + cent + britainpound + japanyen +ngstrm angstrom + angstrom +rntgen roentgen +C degC +F degF +K K # K is incorrect notation +R degR + degree + +# +# Localisation +# + +!locale en_US +hundredweight ushundredweight +ton uston +scruple apscruple +fluidounce usfluidounce +gallon usgallon +bushel usbushel +quarter quarterweight +cup uscup +tablespoon ustablespoon +teaspoon usteaspoon +horsepower ushorsepower +dollar US$ +cent $ 0.01 +penny cent +minim minimvolume +pony ponyvolume +grand usgrand +firkin usfirkin +hogshead ushogshead +acre usacre +acrefoot usacrefoot +!endlocale + +!locale en_GB +hundredweight brhundredweight +ton brton +scruple brscruple +fluidounce brfluidounce +gallon brgallon +bushel brbushel +quarter brquarter +chaldron brchaldron +cup brcup +teacup brteacup +tablespoon brtablespoon +teaspoon brteaspoon +horsepower brhorsepower +dollar US$ +cent $ 0.01 +penny brpenny +minim minimnote +pony brpony +grand brgrand +firkin brfirkin +hogshead brhogshead +acre intacre +acrefoot intacrefoot +!endlocale + +############################################################################ +# +# The following units were in the unix units database but do not appear in +# this file: +# +# wey used for cheese, salt and other goods. Measured mass or +# waymass volume depending on what was measured and where the measuring +# took place. A wey of cheese ranged from 200 to 324 pounds. +# +# sack No precise definition +# +# spindle The length depends on the type of yarn +# +# block Defined variously on different computer systems +# +# erlang A unit of telephone traffic defined variously. +# Omitted because there are no other units for this +# dimension. Is this true? What about CCS = 1/36 erlang? +# Erlang is supposed to be dimensionless. One erlang means +# a single channel occupied for one hour. +# +############################################################################ + + + + +beardsecond 5 nanometers diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/.doorstop --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/.doorstop Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +You do not have the clearance necessary to view this entry. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/? --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/? Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +? is wisdom diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/ais523 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/ais523 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +ais523 is ais523. This topic may retroactively become more informative if or when Feather is invented. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/augur --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/augur Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +augur took no cakes. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/banach-tarski --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/banach-tarski Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +"Banach-Tarski" is an anagram of "Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski". diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/c --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/c Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +C is the language of��V�>WIד�.��Segmentation fault diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/cakeprophet --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/cakeprophet Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +:> diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/category --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/category Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +Categories are just categories. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/coffee --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/coffee Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +Coffee is a strange hot brown liquid, often consumed, sometimes with milk and sugar. It contains chemicals considered stimulants. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/comonad --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/comonad Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +Comonads are just monads in the dual category. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/coppro --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/coppro Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +coppro prefers his nickname, Pooppy. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/egobot --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/egobot Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +EgoBot is my arch-nemesis. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/elliott --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/elliott Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +elliott wrote this learn DB, and wrote or improved many of the other commands in this bot. He probably has done other things? diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/endofunctor --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/endofunctor Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +Endofunctors are just endomorphisms in the category of categories. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/esoteric --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/esoteric Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +This channel is about programming -- for the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/everyone --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/everyone Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +Everyone in here is mad. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/finland --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/finland Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +Finland is a European country. There are two people in Finland, and at least five of them are in this channel. Corun drives the bus. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/finns --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/finns Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +Finns are helpful, albeit grossly overpopulated (cf. 'Finland'). diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/fizzie --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/fizzie Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +fizzie is rumoured to be written in Funge-98. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/flower --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/flower Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +flower. what IS a flower? diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/friendship --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/friendship Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +friendship wisdom diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/functor --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/functor Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +Functors are just morphisms in the category of small categories diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/fungot --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/fungot Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +fungot cannot be stopped by that sword alone. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/glogbot --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/glogbot Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +glogbot is a snitch, don't trust it. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/gregor --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/gregor Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +Gregor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/hackego --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/hackego Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you imagine it's running as root with no sandboxing. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/haskell --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/haskell Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +Haskell is preferred by 9 out of 10 esoteric programmers. Ask your GP today! http://learnyouahaskell.com/ diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/ievan --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/ievan Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +ievan is basically http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/intercal --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/intercal Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +INTERCAL has excellent features for modular program for the enterprise market. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/itidus20 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/itidus20 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +itidus20 is horny 60 year olds having cybersex in minecraft diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/itidus21 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/itidus21 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +itidus21 just made some instant coffee. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/kallisti --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/kallisti Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +kallisti is a former prophet swearing off his pastry deity diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/lens --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/lens Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +A lens is a monoidal natural transformation between higher-order coalgebra functors diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/lifthrasiir --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/lifthrasiir Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +lifthrasiir is shunned by the rest of his country for being no good at League of Legends. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/mad --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/mad Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here." diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/misspellings of croissant --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/misspellings of croissant Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +misspellings of crosant? ¯\(°_o)/¯ diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/monad --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/monad Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +monads \ No newline at end of file diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/monads --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/monads Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/monoid --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/monoid Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +Monoids are just categories with a single object. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/monqy --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/monqy Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/ngevd --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/ngevd Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +/dev/urandom \ No newline at end of file diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/nooga --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/nooga Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +nooga hate OS X. NOOGA SMASH. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/oerjan --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/oerjan Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +Your evil overlord oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/oklopol --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/oklopol Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +oklopol "so i hear these blogs are getting popular, people like writing about their lives and shit. on this thing called the internet which is like a neural network only really stupid." diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/phantom___hoover --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/phantom___hoover Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +Phantom___Hoover sucks at ghosting himself. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/phantom__hoover --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/phantom__hoover Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +Phantom__Hoover can't decide what an appropriate number of underscores is. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/phantom_hoover --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/phantom_hoover Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +Phantom_Hoover is a true Scotsman and hatheist. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/php --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/php Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +PHP is preferred by 9 out of 10 idiots, and past elliott. Ask your GP today! [Website redacted] diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/pietbot --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/pietbot Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +Pietbot is the only thing that can defeat fungot. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/qdb --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/qdb Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +qdb is used like: `quote; `quote regexp; `quote id; `addquote ...; `delquote id; `pastequotes regexp; `pastenquotes [n]; see also qdbformat diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/qdbformat --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/qdbformat Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +qdbformat is: message; * nick action; two spaces between messages; all elisions marked with [...] other than irrelevant intervening messages; for messages separated by elision, one space on each side, not two diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/quine --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/quine Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +`? quine diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/sgeo --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/sgeo Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +Sgeo invented Metaplace sex. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/shachaf --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/shachaf Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +/dev/null \ No newline at end of file diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/taneb --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/taneb Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +Taneb is not actually Ngevd, no matter what you may have heard. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/u --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/u Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +u monad? diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/vorpal --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/vorpal Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +Vorpal is really boring. Seriously, you have no idea. diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/welcome --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/welcome Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/wiki --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/wiki Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +The wiki is at http://esolangs.org/wiki diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/wisdom --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/wisdom Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +wisdom is always factually accurate, except for this entry diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/you --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/you Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +you a haskell diff -r 000000000000 -r e037173e0012 wisdom/zzo38 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/wisdom/zzo38 Thu Feb 16 19:42:32 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,1 @@ +zzo38 is not actually the next version of fungot, much as it may seem.