# HG changeset patch # User HackBot # Date 1331143680 0 # Node ID dccfec932b6fe93a1d08b5dd3a1b717225fbd015 # Parent 961b48134bcc4c901bf598d9e19357e80be6f0f0 pastequotes Phantom_Hoover diff -r 961b48134bcc -r dccfec932b6f paste/paste.12890 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.12890 Wed Mar 07 18:08:00 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,94 @@ +132) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there. +136) how does a "DNA computer" work. von neumann machines? CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. +149) OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime? Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime +151) cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here. +154) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose +164) Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer. +175) It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! WRONG 8 WEEKS +176) Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM. +178) ais523, what is "MS Publisher"? Vorpal, you don't want to know. Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer Vorpal: "horrible" +201) [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so. +209) For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S. +210) OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs. +252) [...] reyouthismootherate [...] +257) This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds. +282) Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing. +300) Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here +301) elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas. +304) Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing +315) ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf. +336) DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN +337) Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics! +363) Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW +365) [on Sgeo's karaoke] That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire. +366) Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so. +386) Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle. +394) The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence. +397) Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic? Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'. +408) The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. +412) [on petrol] oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice. +420) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating. +424) The wickedest man of all. Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east. you talking about me again? Yes. k +438) I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere. +441) oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. +442) Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory +444) pikhq, living in the future sucks. The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty. +446) such a famous bisexual Yeah, like Marlon Brando. And Caligula. And... Keeley Hawes? I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now. +462) ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex? +504) Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers. +517) Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? +518) Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks. SHIT JUST GOT REAL +519) OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds. It's been fun knowing him. +520) Taneb's been hit by melancholy. He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y +521) Oh god. I've become a metallurgy hipster. +522) You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug? +530) Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime. +532) What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock. +544) I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms. She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water. +545) On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether. This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn. +546) A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing? OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS +552) I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics. +562) The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0. Well, 20, but it amounts to the same. +570) I keep asking random people for "friendship " and it's crippling +575) FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. +576) Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control. +577) Intake flooded with magma. Reactor connected. Pumps active. YES IT'S WORKING +580) The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. +581) I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed. +582) Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident. +589) You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship? +590) OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC. +597) THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/ +598) It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis. +601) We have no leather. Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. +603) Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede. +617) Mayor says we need to make aluminum items Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items. +618) Dear god stop staring at me. no never monqy is always staring at everyone. it takes many eyes to do this but I manage He is an inspiration to us all. +627) I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be? +632) OMG What if we shoot Hitler with neutrinos +633) It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. Also lesbian. +641) Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. +665) oh god oh god what if I become attracted to birds +666) "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family Ngevd, world-renowned detective. +670) You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. It wasn't in deep space. It was orbiting Bajor. +672) I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. +673) http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED +685) I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on. +690) Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not. +700) No you can't fight crime in Glasgow. It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum. +719) The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines. +729) This is not the time for science! ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE +738) Dinner? At two? It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight. +749) The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate. +750) Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can. +751) Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE. Oops. +752) Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. +758) (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) +764) Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. +779) I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? +781) oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha +782) "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions," OK I need to become a pyrotechnician. Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith so that you can legally own lockpicks Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith? +788) There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge. At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose. +791) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. Glurk. +805) BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed. +820) Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)"