# HG changeset patch
# User HackBot
# Date 1334691846 0
# Node ID ce174261a6419fe96b511e6311110900b53048be
# Parent  d0ca155f5aff4bbe31246a88d3611fe82c6b6563
<nortti> pastefortunes

diff -r d0ca155f5aff -r ce174261a641 paste/paste.14246
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+++ b/paste/paste.14246	Tue Apr 17 19:44:06 2012 +0000
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+The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and
+fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are
+drifting side by side to our common doom.
+		-- Clarence Darrow
+-----
+After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.
+		-- Italian proverb
+-----
+Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing?
+		-- Rich Little
+-----
+Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.
+-----
+Is it 1974?  What's for SUPPER?  Can I spend my COLLEGE FUND in one
+wild afternoon??
+-----
+"If you want to eat hippopotamus, you've got to pay the freight."
+		-- attributed to an IBM guy, about why IBM software uses so much memory
+-----
+Operating Systems Installed:
+  * Debian GNU/Linux 2.1 4 CD Set ($20 from www.chguy.net; price includes
+    taxes, shipping, and a $3 donation to FSF). 2 CDs are binaries, 2 CDs
+    complete source code;
+  * Windows 98 Second Edition Upgrade Version ($136 through Megadepot.com,
+    price does not include taxes/shipping). Surprisingly, no source code
+    is included.
+
+		-- Bill Stilwell, http://linuxtoday.com/stories/8794.html
+-----
+When the wind is great, bow before it;
+when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
+-----
+               --==>>  THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS  <<==--
+
+                    as you've NEVER seen them before!
+
+                      \  |  /         ___________
+       ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________
+      |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
+      | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         | F
+      |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
+      | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
+      |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
+      | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
+      |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
+      |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  ! |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | | I
+   ^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |
+      |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
+      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
+           `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |
+            || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
+                        (oo)    (oo)                       /---V
+                 /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
+                / |     ||        ||_______| \
+               *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
+                  ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^
+                           "Cow Town"
+-----