# HG changeset patch # User HackBot # Date 1338405962 0 # Node ID c2f481dadd6dfecbd34392b265eeeeacee277f1d # Parent bdf69d24a37ac08346aa342f33ef5e334c755aa8 pastequotes diff -r bdf69d24a37a -r c2f481dadd6d paste/paste.13369 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.13369 Wed May 30 19:26:02 2012 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,33 @@ +7) what, you mean that wasn't your real name? Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. +21) In an alternate universe, ehird has taste +22) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" +26) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers +106) insufficient time dilation. try running faster. +122) alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles +161) it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. +210) elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once +244) (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) +253) oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think oerjan: What - the - fuck +396) I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. +407) i never meta turing. he died before i was born. +408) oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page thanks elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET +412) adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned +413) as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw quintopia: I am at Canada. +417) Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. +475) cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. +477) [2008] i'm testing Haiku and it appears that it is a major shit 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga +485) i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. +502) sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour +556) theorem prover yada yada halting problem. +614) i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. +630) But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. +662) elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. +684) but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. +690) shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? No. whew we don't have room for more esolangers there. oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? no Whew. We don't have room for more esolangers there. +695) wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game +707) well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses +708) if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? i just plucked his name at random [...] if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels +734) DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage +741) oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? fizzie: +47 oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. I... guess you are geographically, too. +747) fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away. +786) Why does CL get called functional? it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic.