# HG changeset patch
# User HackBot
# Date 1334939850 0
# Node ID bec8968580d8c10ceb5af43d4d4d5fc7d4250251
# Parent  f5c767fe9ec3bb76f9b50c4cb66ad0cb9a49d3bb
<nortti> pastefortunes

diff -r f5c767fe9ec3 -r bec8968580d8 paste/paste.12790
--- /dev/null	Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000
+++ b/paste/paste.12790	Fri Apr 20 16:37:30 2012 +0000
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+Lobster:
+	Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans, but many cooks are
+squeamish about placing them into boiling water alive, which is the only
+proper method of preparing them.  Frankly, the easiest way to eliminate your
+guilt is to establish theirs by putting them on trial before they're cooked.
+The fact is, lobsters are among the most ferocious predators on the sea
+floor, and you're helping reduce crime in the reefs.  Grasp the lobster
+behind the head, look it right in its unmistakably guilty eyestalks and say,
+"Where were you on the night of the 21st?", then flourish a picture of a
+scallop or a sole and shout, "Perhaps this will refresh that crude neural
+apparatus you call a memory!"  The lobster will squirm noticeably.  It may
+even take a swipe at you with one of its claws.  Incorrigible.  Pop it into
+the pot.  Justice has been served, and shortly you and your friends will
+be, too.
+		-- Dave Barry, "Cooking: The Art of Using Appliances and
+		   Utensils into Excuses and Apologies"
+-----
+ O       \/
+#|_     (_|
+###\.___| |		unk (couch potato)
+-----
+Hello, GORRY-O!!  I'm a GENIUS from HARVARD!!
+-----
+A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by
+blowing first.
+-----
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+___________`.......'..'____`**lester**amc**'______________
+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+-----
+Lazy people never bother to actually read the manual. Instead they (like
+kids) pick something with big, colorful buttons.
+
+                -- Eugene Tyurin <gene@insti.physics.sunysb.edu>
+-----
+* The_Answer_MD throws spaghetti at everyone
+* taniwha eats the spaghetti
+* Coderjoe tosses around some meatballs
+* Knghtbrd gets the cheese
+* taniwha grabs a red
+-----
+  It's more than magnificent-it's mediocre. -Samuel Goldwyn
+-----