# HG changeset patch # User HackBot # Date 1371673921 0 # Node ID a929cf87eb8bd74d349553ba1992d3cd8d05dc26 # Parent 56eb7e260660d60be72f58b437d2af4833936a34 pastequotes bike diff -r 56eb7e260660 -r a929cf87eb8b paste/paste.28416 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.28416 Wed Jun 19 20:32:01 2013 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +840) Bike: Your client colours people? it would be pretty boring to see everyone as white, i get that enough in real life +843) "damn, my port of ghc to php isn't properly taking javascript booleans into account" +863) i bet a blog post complaining about ");});});" syntax in JavaScript and comparing it unfavorably to Lisp would get approximately one billion comments on hacker news but at what cost? your very soul, kmc! +868) [on Diplomacy] man, that doesn't even mention greece at all [...] oh, this is about a game, not world war i. +873) i don't even know anything about feather and i'm getting sick of the time travel jokes +881) so, i'm readng chaitin's book on the diophantine thing, and he uses lisp with single-character variable names, in APL's character set. is there a reliable test to see if i'm actually in some caricatured hell? +889) the idea is that you can get the information you need from reading the other players, isn't it [...] and of course, reading isn't limited to facial expressions [...] That's true, you can read e.g. books. +892) What is your opinion on the Catholic doctrine and tradition and so on? i give it 7/10. +896) I've heard the manga of Das Kapital is actually pretty good. +900) Usually I'd use Rankine, but the fucking weather doesn't support it. +901) okay so i went to wikimapia per Bike and found a tiny little nowhere that looked like it might be it zoomed in thought aw yeah this looks remote maybe it's it turns out it's hawaii i am not very good at this +902) Taneb: STOP TRYING TO GET LENS INTO EVERYTHING Bike: You should use lens! NEVER shachaf: i'm getting mixed messages here +906) back in high school a guy printed out the entire script of portal 1 and was reading it out during a field trip. it's possible i'm mentally scarred +918) well he could register the new tld for just a few thousand fucks +919) Bike: the best acid? where is it? +937) if you say "java" three times to a dark mirror does steele come out and lecture you about operator overloading +948) Are you sure this isn't the Sims can you get married to your variables? this is a feature I find lacking in most languages +957) i've always wanted to xor swap transfinite ordinals +962) kmc: ok i gotta admit i fully support the use of ultrafilters in social sciences +963) When I imagine x86 I imagine a Swiss Family Robinson style treehouse, with parts continually bursting into flame underneath as they build higher and higher on the broken remnants of what they slapped together last week. +964) also did you learn Haskell yet i think i've got most of it now what are these "type" things +978) so speaking of something more interesting than whatever that is, [...] +981) elliott: atlas shrugged is basically about wacking galt repeatedly with a giant platonic solid +988) the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn't awful i believe that's how the bolsheviks took over russia as well the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka +989) i feel like i should say "sexual dimorphism" winkingly and then transmute myself into a horrid fleshbeast +991) Bike: I think you're ready to learn about lens. oh god fiora help somebody help anybody +993) hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas oh! he killed hitler oh yeah, there we go thanks Fiora he also killed the guy who killed hitler +994) Bike: oh huh. addition is really easy. +995) W A R N I N G. This source code follows transcomplex computational paths, even where more accurate, real, computational paths exist. Y O U H A V E B E E N W A R N E D. It literally says that +999) It's like narnia only with dicks +1002) man at least job applications in biosciences are just like "you are willing to put your arms through a cow" Bike: please send us a link to your CowHub profile of cows you have previously put your arms through on your own time for fun please provide at least two zebrafish you have modified to glow in the dark +1019) ◊_______________________◊ help. jesus christ elliott apply pressure evenly when jamming eyes open +1025) whenever you feel bad about projecting just think: "at least i'm not freud" +1028) http://www.amazon.com/Someone-Cuttlefish-Shapeshifter-Erotica-ebook/dp/B0087PTMW2 i hope you know this is going to /fuck up/ my amazon recs +1033) ok confession time because of the whole "generation" thing i thought that kids were born in waves until i was like twelve and everybody like reproduced at the same time +1035) i think we need more clever well-recognized idioms based on nematodes +1036) i vaguely thought sigbovik was all jokes? oerjan: jokes written by CS people, so none of it's funny, just sad +1038) can sex be liberated from the von neumann position +1041) esolangs were originally developed to protest socialism in italy in the 30s +1047) I'm glad I quit programming to take up listening to numbers stations +1051) that reminds me of a great quote about bird semen +1054) doom YES oh no