# HG changeset patch # User HackBot # Date 1371673322 0 # Node ID 6f27addb7d57b9643b04be609bd2e44e1e0912a0 # Parent 0016c450dff6713d00cf7bb4f80d82d450c43198 pastequotes kmc diff -r 0016c450dff6 -r 6f27addb7d57 paste/paste.8517 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.8517 Wed Jun 19 20:22:02 2013 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,64 @@ +589) COCKS [...] truly cocks +619) You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. `quote kmc 686) COCKS [...] truly cocks Well, in theory. +690) damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +693) has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people +723) the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else fact I don't see how that's bad +724) haters gonna make som valid points +725) aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u (corruption of "aim heckler") +744) i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins +791) but i mean i don't like jogging so i wouldn't like jogging while jerking off either +792) yeah well, petty theft > federal obstruction of justice +797) the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon it came in a cardboard box i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can it was amazing +800) this sounds sort of like @ kmc well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science +808) typed racket: anyone using a model m keyboard +811) Can you vote for just the green party or rainbow party instead of both? nope, it is the same party That is the problem with political parties. +819) colemak is for people who think dvorak is too mainstream +821) i love how allegedly wine can run all of these different programs but the only one i can actually run is starcraft i think wine may secretly be a cleanroom reimplementation of starcraft +833) my current laptop basically works though it can even play 8 year old video games as long as it is not raining in the game +838) no christmas without christ, no thursday without thor +844) i would subscribe to @zzo38_ebooks kmc: I have no ebooks which can subscribe to +846) i was going to say that the complexity of a demo grows exponentially with size, but it's not so much "exponential" as "faster than any computable function" +848) so i guess my root of trust for Arch Linux is...typedef int f(float); +852) What is portable way of load/save floating points in files, using a C code? #ifndef __STDC_IEC_559__ #error Here's a nickel, kid. Buy a real computer. #endif +853) i think sand will actually do a poor job of absorbing water inside the large intestine +856) it's kind of the multiocular O of countries, if you will +859) The winter solstice is in approx. 13 hours from now the mayans warned us Warned you of what? The solstice? yes +863) i bet a blog post complaining about ");});});" syntax in JavaScript and comparing it unfavorably to Lisp would get approximately one billion comments on hacker news but at what cost? your very soul, kmc! +866) ok i lied when i said i read this article +867) i like the idea that if you name your country a Soviet Republic you automatically get the right to call up Lenin on the telephone and complain about bathroom pranks +869) yes Windows 98 installer, please perform a bad blocks scan of your virtual emulated hard drive you have no idea how completely i control your so-called reality +870) i'm looking for a haskell-like programming language, meaning that it supports nesting multi-line comments +871) obviously you just write a TRIVIAL raytracer as a bash script +878) i can only hope that the 55 year old nuclear reactor 2 blocks away from my house is too old to have SCADA +879) what is the linux equivalent of the magical purple light which makes things glow if they have been involved in a crime kmc: nmap?? +894) i fell in love with the first gimmick twitter account that i met who could appreciate georges bataille +895) maybe i like pigeons too much +911) most things i hear about 'startup culture' set off the poe's law detector +912) a social network for household appliances like, it's one thing to have a washing machine that tweets at you when your laundry is done but another to have a washing machine that posts to its own wall and can become friends with the toaster "Toaster and Bathtub are now: It's Complicated" +917) the pokémon theme is very similar to eye of the tiger and not as good +927) shachaf: LC_ALL=de_DE.utf-8 errno -l Veraltete NFS-Dateizugriffsnummer Eingabe-/Ausgabefehler "Unterbrechung während des Betriebssystemaufrufs" i think that was in the Ring Cycle +933) kmc: that is just a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there +951) it's almost like Haskell is a programming language and not some kind of mathematical rhetorical arguing device +958) Sgeo_, are you just trying to post kmcbait... * Fiora imagines a cardboard box propped up by a stick with a pile of monads inside. Fiora: that is actually what Haskell is. +962) kmc: ok i gotta admit i fully support the use of ultrafilters in social sciences +972) living in the middle ages sounds a lot better once you realize that deep frying had already been invented +977) error: cuttlefish not synced to vblank maybe it's a power phase issue it's like, a european cuttlefish but it's using american water +979) i don't know what that is so i'm going to assume it's a flavor of pocky +984) ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again [...] Domain Name System [...] ♫ domain name system ♫ +986) i'm not actually competent at hacking things ummmm kmc dont u mean `cracking' [tiny glider symbol with "hacker pride" written next to it in silkscreen] [head of a gnu] [tux penguin] [face shoved in toilet] +988) the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn't awful i believe that's how the bolsheviks took over russia as well the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka +990) prediction: kmc never comes back * kmc has joined #esoteric +992) and then one day you find, ten years have got behind you, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ (Unicode needs a character specifically for "Pink Floyd guitar solo") +993) hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas oh! he killed hitler oh yeah, there we go thanks Fiora he also killed the guy who killed hitler +1001) healthy immune system is a wonderful thing, you gotta take advantage sometimes i eat food off the ground just to keep mine on its toes +1002) man at least job applications in biosciences are just like "you are willing to put your arms through a cow" Bike: please send us a link to your CowHub profile of cows you have previously put your arms through on your own time for fun please provide at least two zebrafish you have modified to glow in the dark +1004) in the time it takes light to travel from Hexham to Finland, I can generate almost 20 new topics for #esoteric +1011) i had a dream just now where i was in a gymnasium and they had fire alarm pull stations but they also had a similarly shaped "call/cc alarm" which I think you were supposed to pull if you found a way to write call/cc (it was expected that people in this gymnasium would be doing a lot of programming in total dependently-typed languages) +1017) LIST OF ACRONYMS: List Integrating Some Terminology Of Fine Authentic Credibility Relating to Our New Year Media System +1018) if you make pickles with strange salts then you can't eat them, but you can electrocute them and they glow different colors +1037) the real GNU kernel is GRUB +1046) would not be surprised to find out this tumblr is guerilla marketing by wolfram co to sell mathematica to stoners +1050) i think delivery sushi is one of those habits that can rapidly consume all of one's money like cocaine +1052) <+kmc> we are amused <+kmc> the royal +v +1053) kmc: you gotta tell me if you're an op +1054) doom YES oh no