# HG changeset patch # User HackBot # Date 1373275208 0 # Node ID 6d60744943a68b0d33e094d7adb5ae2e5ebc1cda # Parent 34c50464a5834189c3531447dc8b2309da9d237d pastequotes apple diff -r 34c50464a583 -r 6d60744943a6 paste/paste.24216 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.24216 Mon Jul 08 09:20:08 2013 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +86) Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws. +409) God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to. +547) did you know: gravity was inspired by apples +696) ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples +804) !rot13 Fluttershy Rainbow Dash Rarity Applejack Twilight Sparkle Pinkie Pie Syhggreful Envaobj Qnfu Enevgl Nccyrwnpx Gjvyvtug Fcnexyr Cvaxvr Cvr oh, they're all named after rot13'd welsh words