# HG changeset patch # User HackBot # Date 1360705921 0 # Node ID 16d65543ec2086bc8eb5bd0b69802457a80525c5 # Parent 925cd6d3f8f535cb78225aa7a0fa5d48dede7da5 pastequotes kmc diff -r 925cd6d3f8f5 -r 16d65543ec20 paste/paste.22224 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/paste/paste.22224 Tue Feb 12 21:52:01 2013 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +600) COCKS [...] truly cocks +631) You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes. `quote kmc 686) COCKS [...] truly cocks Well, in theory. +702) damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN +705) has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people +736) the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else fact I don't see how that's bad +737) haters gonna make som valid points +738) aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u (corruption of "aim heckler") +758) i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins +806) but i mean i don't like jogging so i wouldn't like jogging while jerking off either +807) yeah well, petty theft > federal obstruction of justice +812) the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon it came in a cardboard box i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can it was amazing +815) this sounds sort of like @ kmc well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science +823) typed racket: anyone using a model m keyboard +826) Can you vote for just the green party or rainbow party instead of both? nope, it is the same party That is the problem with political parties. +835) colemak is for people who think dvorak is too mainstream +837) i love how allegedly wine can run all of these different programs but the only one i can actually run is starcraft i think wine may secretly be a cleanroom reimplementation of starcraft +849) my current laptop basically works though it can even play 8 year old video games as long as it is not raining in the game +855) no christmas without christ, no thursday without thor +861) i would subscribe to @zzo38_ebooks kmc: I have no ebooks which can subscribe to +863) i was going to say that the complexity of a demo grows exponentially with size, but it's not so much "exponential" as "faster than any computable function" +865) so i guess my root of trust for Arch Linux is...typedef int f(float); +869) What is portable way of load/save floating points in files, using a C code? #ifndef __STDC_IEC_559__ #error Here's a nickel, kid. Buy a real computer. #endif +870) i think sand will actually do a poor job of absorbing water inside the large intestine +873) it's kind of the multiocular O of countries, if you will +876) The winter solstice is in approx. 13 hours from now the mayans warned us Warned you of what? The solstice? yes +880) i bet a blog post complaining about ");});});" syntax in JavaScript and comparing it unfavorably to Lisp would get approximately one billion comments on hacker news but at what cost? your very soul, kmc! +883) ok i lied when i said i read this article +884) i like the idea that if you name your country a Soviet Republic you automatically get the right to call up Lenin on the telephone and complain about bathroom pranks +886) yes Windows 98 installer, please perform a bad blocks scan of your virtual emulated hard drive you have no idea how completely i control your so-called reality +887) i'm looking for a haskell-like programming language, meaning that it supports nesting multi-line comments +888) obviously you just write a TRIVIAL raytracer as a bash script +896) i can only hope that the 55 year old nuclear reactor 2 blocks away from my house is too old to have SCADA +897) what is the linux equivalent of the magical purple light which makes things glow if they have been involved in a crime kmc: nmap?? +912) i fell in love with the first gimmick twitter account that i met who could appreciate georges bataille +913) maybe i like pigeons too much +929) most things i hear about 'startup culture' set off the poe's law detector +930) a social network for household appliances like, it's one thing to have a washing machine that tweets at you when your laundry is done but another to have a washing machine that posts to its own wall and can become friends with the toaster "Toaster and Bathtub are now: It's Complicated" +935) the pokémon theme is very similar to eye of the tiger and not as good +945) shachaf: LC_ALL=de_DE.utf-8 errno -l Veraltete NFS-Dateizugriffsnummer Eingabe-/Ausgabefehler "Unterbrechung während des Betriebssystemaufrufs" i think that was in the Ring Cycle +951) kmc: that is just a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there