# HG changeset patch
# User HackBot
# Date 1334645018 0
# Node ID 15695e389def4aee078980783a26f48280b54f5b
# Parent  839cbead89b8bec5f2a968581c4d16914218ec5a
<nortti> pastefortunes

diff -r 839cbead89b8 -r 15695e389def paste/paste.23492
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+++ b/paste/paste.23492	Tue Apr 17 06:43:38 2012 +0000
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+
+How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
+
+One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored
+power tools.
+---
+"Interesting survey in the current Journal of Abnormal Psychology: New York
+City has a higher percentage of people you shouldn't make any sudden moves
+around than any other city in the world."
+		-- David Letterman
+---
+Q:	Why haven't you graduated yet?
+A:	Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted
+	my dissertation to rhyme.
+---
+Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego.
+---
+* TribFurry only gets spam mail from ucsd... I used to get email from
+            myself but I decided I didn't like myself and stopped talking
+	    to me
+---
+Quem tem olho gordo, usa colírio diet.
+---
+Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
+---
+When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING?
+---
+      _                           _
+      / `._        \+O+/        _.' \
+     ( @ : `.      //`\\      .' : @ )
+      \  `.  `.   ((a a))   .'  .'  /
+       \;' `.  `.((( - ))).'  .' `;/
+        \`.  `.  ((()=()))  .'  .'/
+         ) :-._`/`(("Y"))`\'_.-: (
+         (`..../ /(_ * _)\ \....')
+          >---/ /  )   (  \ \---<
+         / .'.\ \_/\\_//\_/ /.'. \
+         |o _.-\/_) '*' (_\/-._ o|
+         |`'   ;/         \;   `'|
+         ".o_.-/           \-._o."
+           "._/             \_."
+             /               \
+            /                 \
+           /                   \
+ jgs/mk   /                     \
+         /                       \
+         `----....._____.....----'
+---
+What is a magician but a practising theorist?
+		-- Obi-Wan Kenobi
+---