log quotes @ 11385:fbf25f5794be

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Wed, 21 Feb 2018 02:07:19 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <Cale> Differential geometry is the study of smooth manifolds under change of notation ;)
Mon, 19 Feb 2018 02:06:14 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> int-e does not like this [...] <int-e> shachaf: I experience heightened levels of indifference :P <shachaf> Higher than your usual? <int-e> who cares?
Sat, 13 Jan 2018 00:24:49 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <int-e> @tell boily arguably, PHP started out as esoteric, then it became mainstream, and then it became a programming language
Fri, 12 Jan 2018 01:57:49 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> b_jonas: hmm, it\'s fairly surprising that you can make a coherent esolang whose primary feature is that it wasn\'t written by Donald Knuth
Thu, 07 Dec 2017 10:21:07 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> English is a lie, words lack intrinsic meaning <int-e> fortunately people don\'t operate for long in a vacuum so there\'ll always be context
Wed, 06 Dec 2017 02:51:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> int-e: Do you like this? <int-e> It depends on the context. In the context of "Do you like _?", I hate it.
Tue, 26 Sep 2017 10:49:31 +0000 HackBot <int-e> ` sed -i \'$s=sha[c]haf=shach\x0faf=\' quotes > /dev/null
Tue, 26 Sep 2017 10:44:08 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> revert
Tue, 26 Sep 2017 10:41:49 +0000 HackBot <int-e> ` sed -i \'$s=shachaf=sha\x0fchaf=\' quotes
Tue, 26 Sep 2017 10:40:10 +0000 HackBot <int-e> addquote <fungot> shachaf: i\'ve a long road ahead of me, it would be flattering. dudes got to act in accordance with my final wishes! they\'re the last things i ever did wish, and that makes me very sad to me!
Wed, 30 Aug 2017 02:44:50 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fizzie> int-e: Did you *have* to post that link? I\'m on vacation, I can\'t afford to get stuck by a flash game for the rest of it. <int-e> fizzie: you can save it for later, when you\'re back at work
Wed, 19 Jul 2017 00:52:32 +0000 HackBot <ais523> delquote 485
Wed, 19 Jul 2017 00:48:17 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <ais523> IMO, the best thing to do with wisdom is ignore it
Sat, 01 Jul 2017 00:05:44 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sled quotes//1313s,l,l__,
Fri, 30 Jun 2017 23:59:32 +0000 HackBot <alercah> addquote <__kerbal> oerjan: I object to being called a "newbie." <__kerbal__> I prefer "n00b"
Fri, 30 Jun 2017 23:59:24 +0000 HackBot <alercah> revert
Fri, 30 Jun 2017 23:59:19 +0000 HackBot <alercah> addquote <__kerbal> oerjan: I object to being called a "newbie."
Tue, 09 May 2017 14:48:33 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <hppavilion[1]> In my work of fiction, vampires have neither a reflection NOR a refraction <doesthiswork> do they have absorption or emitance? <doesthiswork> now that I think about it, vampires would be perfect for skylights and lampshades <doesthiswork> they block direct lighting but let light destined to reflect pass unimpeded
Mon, 01 May 2017 02:13:22 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <Jafet> an #esoteric-dwelling swede / was mistaken for edible feed / \xe2\x80\x9cwith you,\xe2\x80\x9d said a sicko / \xe2\x80\x9cour lanttulaatikko / would be very tasty indeed!\xe2\x80\x9d
Tue, 04 Apr 2017 20:59:05 +0000 HackBot <int-e> revert
Tue, 04 Apr 2017 20:57:30 +0000 HackBot <hppavilion[1]> addquote <int-e> So... the goat-like person was the tailor. <shachaf> Ah, makes sense.
Tue, 07 Feb 2017 23:38:47 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <fungot> boily: i haven\'t cited these because i don\'t understand how to program without becoming a rainbow
Fri, 03 Feb 2017 17:38:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fizzie> Still, those are *real people* we\'re disappointifying. Not just #esoteric regulars.
Fri, 03 Feb 2017 17:28:23 +0000 HackBot <b_jonas> addquote <ais523> basically, doing the opposite of Gnome 3 at every opportunity is probably the best way to design a UI
Sun, 29 Jan 2017 10:31:51 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> but i said at the start \'i have good reasons for this, i\'m not crazy\'!
Fri, 13 Jan 2017 02:56:14 +0000 HackBot <alercah> addquote <boily> (there\'s also that thing with the small yellow guys that I refuse to aknowledge, and nobody has any proof I went to the theatre to watch it.)
Mon, 02 Jan 2017 23:31:49 +0000 HackBot <Jafet> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> how many roads must a man walk down to split the underlying manifold into simply-connected components
Sat, 31 Dec 2016 05:59:23 +0000 HackBot <alercah> addquote <zzo38> What time zone has time as a complex number?
Sun, 25 Dec 2016 15:24:41 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <izabera> i just found out that this is an italian dessert https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuppa_Inglese <izabera> my whole life has been a lie
Wed, 21 Dec 2016 19:03:44 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <Gregor> No, I\'m not alive, stop imagining I\'m alive.
Sun, 18 Dec 2016 19:05:14 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <int-e> fungot is here <fungot> int-e: may cause extreme loss of appetite! may cause severe diarrhea and vomiting!
Thu, 08 Dec 2016 00:59:05 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <doesthiswork> there are very few things more child friendly than breasts
Sat, 03 Dec 2016 03:24:49 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> sedlast 1299s/call/hail/
Sat, 03 Dec 2016 03:20:17 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <oerjan> Minskily, Munskily / ais523 / calling from Birmingham / is a sublime // master of intricate / esotericity / yet is confounded by / travel in time.
Wed, 16 Nov 2016 05:20:12 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <shachaf> ais523: Hmm, I think the wisdom database is like the quotes file, except it\'s for when people think they\'re being funny, rather than when other people think they\'re funny.
Mon, 07 Nov 2016 05:51:20 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <hppavilion[1]> I\'m waiting for the sequels to Gravity to come out: Electromagnetism and the two-part Weak and Strong Nuclear Force movies
Fri, 04 Nov 2016 09:04:01 +0000 HackBot <b_jonas> addquote <shachaf> please make a connection between L1, L2, L3 norm and L1, L2, L3 cache twh <Jafet> shachaf: modern caches actually use the L\xe2\x88\x9e metric (they can go eight ways)
Wed, 26 Oct 2016 01:06:59 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> I once forgot what bin men were called <Taneb> Doing roughly 50% of a computer science degree, the only term I could think of was "garbage collector"
Wed, 26 Oct 2016 01:06:48 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Wed, 26 Oct 2016 01:05:56 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> I once forgot what bin men were called <Taneb> Doing roughly 50% of a computer science degree, the only term I could think of was "garbage collector"
Sat, 22 Oct 2016 02:52:26 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <hppavilion[1]> I have just learned about "SMASH FACE ON KEYBOARD; POST RESULTS". --- quit: hppavilion[1] (Quit: Leaving) --- join: hppavilion[1] [...] joined #esoteric <hppavilion[1]> ...that was the result, apparently <hppavilion[1]> Dammit, f4
Sat, 15 Oct 2016 16:07:31 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <fungot> boily: i walked 5 miles to get to http://community.schemewiki.org from there. but it\'s written in a relatively portable style?
Sat, 15 Oct 2016 16:07:03 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 1293
Sat, 15 Oct 2016 16:06:52 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fungot> boily: i walked 5 miles to get to
Fri, 14 Oct 2016 15:37:50 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <hppavilion[1]> THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT THE 50 SHADES SEQUEL TOO! <hppavilion[1]> Somebody shall pay for this <imode> not me, I ain\'t buyin\' a ticket.
Tue, 11 Oct 2016 12:59:54 +0000 HackBot <b_jonas> addquote <ais523> hmm, I just remembered that I was formally trained to tune harps
Tue, 11 Oct 2016 12:59:34 +0000 HackBot <ais523> delquote 1291
Tue, 11 Oct 2016 12:59:14 +0000 HackBot <b_jonas> addquote ais523 hmm, I just remembered that I was formally trained to tune harps
Tue, 11 Oct 2016 01:36:28 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <ais523> (btw, "q = 1-p" should be the standard definition of q, IMO)
Sun, 09 Oct 2016 17:25:43 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sled quotes//82s/[[]/ [/
Sun, 09 Oct 2016 17:25:03 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sled quotes//82s/ \\.\\.\\. /[...]/
Sat, 24 Sep 2016 15:36:38 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sled quotes//1289s/ //
Sat, 24 Sep 2016 00:48:50 +0000 HackBot <alercah> addquote < hppavilion[1]> alercah: Also, this isn\'t a PC thing- if it was PC, it wouldn\'t list ones for whites
Thu, 01 Sep 2016 00:31:47 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <hppavilion[1]> I think we need to make Greece an independent country
Wed, 17 Aug 2016 03:12:31 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sled quotes//1287s,I.*,[...] & [...],
Tue, 16 Aug 2016 20:47:38 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I told someone to tell the queen to tell the prime minister to cancel the EU.
Sun, 14 Aug 2016 02:31:47 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <int-e> I couldn\'t help thinking that maybe if one considers the ramifications in full detail it will turn out that overthinking is often not helpful and therefore, not something to be proud of.
Fri, 24 Jun 2016 23:18:42 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Ken M> If we don\'t study the mistakes of the future we\'re doomed to repeat them for the first time :(
Fri, 24 Jun 2016 23:13:28 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <izabera> if someone can, they\'re in this chan
Wed, 22 Jun 2016 11:12:27 +0000 HackBot <int-e> addquote <fungot> int-e: all right...ill try not to think about your mind. best of luck with it
Wed, 22 Jun 2016 02:07:32 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fizzie> AIUI, one of the senior folks now has a car full of body parts as a result. <fizzie> (I don\'t know, I was in Finland.)
Sun, 12 Jun 2016 00:56:19 +0000 HackBot <moon_> addquote <oerjan> i don\'t approve of nuclear-free zones; without nuclei we\'d not exist hth
Sat, 11 Jun 2016 03:04:22 +0000 HackBot <moon_> addquote <zzo38> Why does my computer support only one colormap? <oerjan> because it\'s meta-racist
Sat, 11 Jun 2016 02:20:03 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 1280
Sat, 11 Jun 2016 02:06:48 +0000 HackBot <moon_> addquote +++ Out of cheese error +++
Tue, 07 Jun 2016 03:08:11 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sled quotes//1279s/ / /
Mon, 06 Jun 2016 20:34:52 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <prooftechnique> I mean, that\'s just the bare function. You throw some concurrency primitives in there and you\'re off to the races
Sat, 04 Jun 2016 23:27:32 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 940
Sat, 04 Jun 2016 23:22:55 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 558
Thu, 02 Jun 2016 04:04:49 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 1281
Wed, 01 Jun 2016 23:51:41 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <shachaf> I don\'t think your thing is refined enough to go in wisdom/ yet.
Sun, 08 May 2016 23:46:04 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> Morning <shachaf> G\'daneb <shachaf> invent anything good overnight? <Taneb> I don\'t know yet, I haven\'t read the logs
Sun, 01 May 2016 03:01:22 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <quintopia> let\'s force all arabs to adopt more reasonable orthography <zzo38> quintopia: No that is not the correct solution <quintopia> zzo38: oh. okay. thanks.
Thu, 28 Apr 2016 23:31:24 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> man i just realised esolangs are subject to the inverse wadler\'s law <Phantom_Hoover> nobody \x02ever\x0f cares about lexical syntax, let alone comments
Mon, 25 Apr 2016 00:11:35 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <oerjan> a starbucks is like an onion, it contains layers
Sat, 23 Apr 2016 00:53:28 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Sat, 23 Apr 2016 00:52:26 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <zzo38> Do not throw your cigarettes end on the floor the cockroaches will have cancer
Mon, 18 Apr 2016 22:02:35 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <b_jonas> boily: sorry for the boring wisdom entries I added. I mostly did it hoping that someone will stumble on them and replace them with something better.
Sat, 16 Apr 2016 15:08:38 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <coppro> `quote <coppro> `quote <coppro> `quote <coppro> `quote <int-e> ....lovely spam, oh wonderful spam...
Fri, 01 Apr 2016 17:37:19 +0000 HackBot <hppavilion[1]> addquote <coca-cola> bite the wax tadpole
Wed, 23 Mar 2016 23:42:20 +0000 HackBot <hppavilion[2]> addquote <boily> I AM THE PRETTIEST FROG IN THIS ENTIRE POND!!
Sat, 12 Mar 2016 00:09:06 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> ` sed -i \'1272s/^/<b_jonas> (make is an esoteric language) /\' quotes
Fri, 11 Mar 2016 13:21:01 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <prooftechnique> b_jonas: Most esolangs I\'ve seen have more comprehensive docs than make
Mon, 07 Mar 2016 00:56:16 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> editor flame wars are fun, I typically take the side of emacs and vim versus everything else <ais523> normally I can get most of the emacs /and/ vim users round to my side, thus catching out all the other-editor-users who thought they were safe
Thu, 03 Mar 2016 03:11:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> pikhq: The Google way isn\'t exactly NIH. They have their own variant of it.
Mon, 29 Feb 2016 22:10:51 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <b_jonas> shachaf: different notation. -o is logical or in find, but it\'s linear implication in linear logic
Sun, 21 Feb 2016 02:02:09 +0000 HackBot <hppavilion[1]> addquote <\\oren\\> i don\'t actually knwo the details, but i want those responsible, whoever they were to be punished
Thu, 18 Feb 2016 03:56:55 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> ` sed -i \'1267s/ [<*]/ &/g\' quotes; quote 1267
Thu, 18 Feb 2016 03:56:48 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Thu, 18 Feb 2016 03:56:25 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> ` sed -i \'1267s/ [<*]/ &/\' quotes; quote 1267
Thu, 18 Feb 2016 00:13:31 +0000 HackBot <int-e> addquote <boily> what\'s a TLS? <fizzie> boily: You know, the successor of SSL. * boily has two many brainfarts... <boily> I didn\'t ask anything. you didn\'t see nothing at all.
Wed, 10 Feb 2016 07:34:58 +0000 HackBot <hppavilion[1]> addquote <coppro> actually a small trebuchet onto the balcony might work
Sun, 07 Feb 2016 23:28:17 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <lambdabot> "on the oehtr hadn, sinortg olny the ideinss of wdors is pceeflrty raabdeel,... <fizzie> Well, maybe pceeflrty is a bit too strong a word here.
Mon, 01 Feb 2016 01:41:43 +0000 HackBot <tswett> revert
Mon, 01 Feb 2016 01:37:32 +0000 HackBot <tswett> delquote 1100
Mon, 01 Feb 2016 00:29:24 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <\\oren\\> scientists can apparently research things even while rotating 30 times a minute
Fri, 29 Jan 2016 02:14:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <\\oren\\> the upside down command module does mean that the pilot can see the ground while landing
Fri, 29 Jan 2016 02:11:43 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <hppavilion[1]> \\oren\\: If I were me, I wouldn\'t even let you be a /passenger/ on a /normal/ airplane
Thu, 21 Jan 2016 01:15:07 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <fungot> boily: some girl from germany just messaged me and turned out the freezer was set to some sort of esoteric natural language.
Tue, 12 Jan 2016 20:12:41 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <mauris> MAHJONG TILE AUTUMN / HIRAGANA LETTER YA / SNOWMAN WITHOUT SNOW
Sun, 10 Jan 2016 17:57:20 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> delquote 447
Mon, 07 Dec 2015 01:36:21 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <\\oren\\> also the letter omega is now known as wubbleyou <\\oren\\> it\'s a cuddly doubleyou
Mon, 16 Nov 2015 00:14:11 +0000 HackBot <FireFly> addquote <int-e> fungot\'s irc is the uncanny semi-sentient style... where one can typically read half a sentence before noticing anything wrong <fungot> int-e: yes, i know
Thu, 05 Nov 2015 13:05:37 +0000 HackBot <Jafet> addquote <mroman> I get paid by Simon Peyton Jones to promote Haskell . <Taneb> mroman, how did you wind up getting paid by SPJ to promote Haskell? <Taneb> Did he see you and think, "Aha! There is a chap who can avoid success at all costs!"?
Fri, 23 Oct 2015 23:28:47 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <hppavilion[1]> izabera: It\'s sort of like the principal, as far as I know. <hppavilion[1]> Except It only prints "<N> BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!" Counting down from 99 to 0. With no line breaks.
Sat, 03 Oct 2015 03:52:51 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <shachaf> What is an esolang? <hppavilion[1]> shachaf: It\'s an archaic term for an Esolang
Tue, 22 Sep 2015 09:38:59 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <fizzie> When life gives you limes, make esolangs.
Sat, 19 Sep 2015 14:39:31 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <fungot> let\'s try to get the answers from biologists," he says. " these people used bin\'s power, authority and facilities to carry out this operation."
Sat, 29 Aug 2015 00:20:29 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fizzie> I was watching a pair of otters, and somehow the name "Harry P. Otter" hasn\'t left my brain since.
Mon, 10 Aug 2015 18:43:45 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <olsner> I\'ve heard that scow is oerjanspeak for something
Sun, 02 Aug 2015 22:22:39 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <oren> I\'m making a new font. I\'m up to the capital E with diarhea
Wed, 29 Jul 2015 13:07:07 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <oren> int64_t is too long a name <Jafet> It used to be too long long, but now it\'s just too long.
Wed, 22 Jul 2015 16:15:29 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <fungot> tswett: stop being an associative list. [...] <shachaf> is tswett being an associative list again <tswett> I\'m: sorry; I: can\'t help it;
Sun, 12 Jul 2015 02:05:51 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Jafet> I guess the problem is, the cache size bounds the evilness of the memory bus
Sat, 11 Jul 2015 04:21:06 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Sat, 11 Jul 2015 03:48:38 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Sat, 11 Jul 2015 03:47:27 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Jafet> Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I\'ll use the Banach-Tarski theorem."
Sat, 27 Jun 2015 21:18:08 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> (on another note, I love the way that the standard way to indicate that you get a reference is to make a different obscure reference to the same thing)
Sat, 27 Jun 2015 00:21:24 +0000 HackBot <ais523> delquote 34
Thu, 25 Jun 2015 02:41:36 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <ais523> hppavilion1: there\'s not much point in `addquoting an `addquote unless the person who added it was somehow significant, or there\'s interesting context <ais523> because you can tell it was added from the fact that it\'s there
Thu, 25 Jun 2015 02:40:08 +0000 HackBot <ais523> delquote 1246
Thu, 25 Jun 2015 02:39:13 +0000 HackBot <hppavilion1> addquote <pikhq> `addquote <ais523> do we seriously not do quotes any more?
Thu, 25 Jun 2015 02:38:12 +0000 HackBot <pikhq> addquote <ais523> do we seriously not do quotes any more?
Fri, 12 Jun 2015 02:51:47 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> ` sed -i \'1244s/< o/<o/\' quotes
Fri, 12 Jun 2015 02:51:10 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote < oerjan> i should tae an IQ test. i must have dropped at least 30 points.
Fri, 12 Jun 2015 00:55:39 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <HackEgo> badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom
Fri, 12 Jun 2015 00:55:20 +0000 HackBot <boily> delquote 1243
Fri, 12 Jun 2015 00:50:32 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <HackEgo> badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom
Mon, 08 Jun 2015 22:19:58 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <Taneb> Could we achieve SETI with only naive set theory?
Wed, 03 Jun 2015 01:55:00 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <ais523> after a while doing esolangs, you kind-of forget negative numbers exist <ais523> they\'re so unnatural
Fri, 17 Apr 2015 04:14:42 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 1240
Fri, 17 Apr 2015 04:14:31 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <rdococ> what? I just wanted a laugh... lol <rdococ> I need to stop using lol, lol <olsner> just stop then, hth
Fri, 17 Apr 2015 04:14:18 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <rdococ> what? I just wanted a laugh... lol <rdococ> I need to stop using lol, lol <olsner> just stop then
Mon, 30 Mar 2015 10:42:10 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> Over the weekend I got asked what I was cosplaying no less than 5 times [...] <Taneb> I was, in fact, not cosplaying
Mon, 30 Mar 2015 10:42:09 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Mon, 30 Mar 2015 10:40:07 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> Over the weekend I got asked what I was cosplaying no less than 5 times <Taneb> I was, in fact, not cosplaing
Mon, 23 Mar 2015 03:35:13 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <oren> is instant coffee stronger than espresso? I think it must be... [...] <oren> Ohh.... so apparently the jar says one scoop of powder per mug, I assumed an equal amount of powder and boiling water
Sun, 22 Mar 2015 21:37:21 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> `addquote <olsner> boily: thanks for getting quoted saying django btw, now I\'m only in 87.5% of the django quotes [...] <olsner> ah, the inevitable result of mentioning django
Sun, 22 Mar 2015 21:37:11 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Sun, 22 Mar 2015 21:26:39 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <olsner> ah, the inevitable result of mentioning django
Sun, 22 Mar 2015 20:27:27 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <olsner> boily: thanks for getting quoted saying django btw, now I\'m only in 87.5% of the django quotes
Wed, 18 Mar 2015 00:45:51 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fungot> boily: the proc is invoked. before or after the evaluator transfers control to a certain class of anime characters with long hair and loud music
Wed, 25 Feb 2015 06:31:18 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> I need to get out of my habit of eating business cards...
Sun, 22 Feb 2015 06:55:40 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> cpressey, Agda is a function that maps cabal install to an electric heater
Sun, 22 Feb 2015 02:14:00 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <elliott> oerjan: if the answer is no then it might as well be yes
Sat, 31 Jan 2015 01:17:53 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <oerjan> i guess norway just isn\'t cold
Fri, 30 Jan 2015 05:11:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Fri, 30 Jan 2015 05:11:20 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> <spambot> Please enter the message for your recipients here. You are free to enter and edit your message just like you do it in your favorite text editor! This editor supports different fonts, tables, images and much more. Just replace this text with you own message and proceed to the mass mailing! <ais523> this is confirming a few theories of mine
Sat, 17 Jan 2015 02:21:27 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <boily> life is overrated. it\'s only another expendable resource.
Fri, 02 Jan 2015 21:43:59 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <int-e> (I need to stop talking about my habits so much (Uh I\'m doing it again, STOP! (Uh I give up. (Really, I should stop doing this all the time. (AAARGH!)))))
Wed, 24 Dec 2014 22:37:29 +0000 HackBot <int-e> ` sed -i -e \'1228s/$/\xef\xbd\x93/\' quotes
Wed, 24 Dec 2014 22:35:39 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <{\\[oren]|}> \xef\xbd\x9a\xef\xbd\x9a\xef\xbd\x8f\xef\xbc\x93\xef\xbc\x98\xef\xbc\x9a\xef\xbd\x89\xef\xbd\x94\xe3\x80\x80\xef\xbd\x97\xef\xbd\x89\xef\xbd\x8c\xef\xbd\x8c\xe3\x80\x80\xef\xbd\x83\xef\xbd\x81\xef\xbd\x95\xef\xbd\x93\xef\xbd\x85\xe3\x80\x80\xef\xbd\x90\xef\xbd\x92\xef\xbd\x8f\xef\xbd\x82\xef\xbd\x8c\xef\xbd\x85\xef\xbd\x8d\xef\xbd\x93\xe3\x80\x80\xef\xbd\x82\xef\xbd\x99\xe3\x80\x80\xef\xbd\x82\xef\xbd\x85\xef\xbd\x89\xef\xbd\x8e\xef\xbd\x87\xe3\x80\x80\xef\xbd\x88\xef\xbd\x89\xef\xbd\x8c\xef\xbd\x81\xef\xbd\x92\xef\xbd\x89\xef\xbd\x8f\xef\xbd\x95
Wed, 24 Dec 2014 18:19:39 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <oren> when i was a kid it used to snow on christmas eve. what is this "freezing rain", "sleet" crap? <vanila> yeah seriously, who is evn in charge anymore? <oren> apparently not santa claus <zzo38> Santa Claus is dead by now.
Mon, 15 Dec 2014 11:35:09 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <b_jonas> fungot, do you like running double exponential time algorithms? <fungot> b_jonas: im not sure
Thu, 11 Dec 2014 15:14:50 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> listen. listen. jesus has saved me from talking about undefined behaviour in C with you any more, and He could save you too.
Sat, 06 Dec 2014 13:48:15 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <coppro> at one point I\'m pretty sure I fixed a sound problem with "apt-get remove pulseaudio" and it wasn\'t even installed
Sun, 23 Nov 2014 22:11:16 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Dulnes> Anyways i actually do have food in my house and this time its not coffee based
Wed, 12 Nov 2014 17:31:34 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 1223
Wed, 12 Nov 2014 17:28:38 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <fungot> elliott: lambda the ultimate
Wed, 08 Oct 2014 08:35:50 +0000 HackBot <fizzie> delquote 1220
Wed, 08 Oct 2014 08:35:47 +0000 HackBot <fizzie> delquote 1220
Tue, 07 Oct 2014 17:43:17 +0000 HackBot <elliott_> addquote <Taneb> ...my university\'s Scandinavian Society is having a trip to IKEA
Tue, 07 Oct 2014 15:06:06 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <mroman_> piece of cake doing this stuff in Burlesque :P [19 lines later] <mroman_> I hate Burlesque :(
Sun, 05 Oct 2014 08:42:26 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'1222s/we/[...] we/;1222s/$/ [...]/\' quotes
Sat, 04 Oct 2014 17:35:20 +0000 HackBot <fizzie> sed -i -e \'1222s/fungot/<fungot>/\' quotes
Sat, 04 Oct 2014 17:34:16 +0000 HackBot <int-e> addquote fungot we have today opened a smoking zone behind the hemicycle
Wed, 24 Sep 2014 13:47:06 +0000 HackBot <GeekDude> addquote <ais523> GeekDude: there\'s not much point in addquoting someone doing an addquote
Wed, 24 Sep 2014 13:46:45 +0000 HackBot <GeekDude> addquote <ais523> `addquote <GeekDude> Most of the time I have no idea what this channel is doing <GeekDude> the other half I still have no idea
Wed, 24 Sep 2014 13:46:20 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <GeekDude> Most of the time I have no idea what this channel is doing <GeekDude> the other half I still have no idea
Tue, 02 Sep 2014 01:59:03 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <mroman_> Rule of thumb is that if I can understand it you\'re not using enough fancy stuff
Mon, 01 Sep 2014 10:50:17 +0000 HackBot <fizzie> addquote <fungot> fizzie: mr president, mr president-in-office, commissioner, the euro is allowed to go on forever. we condemn attacks on jewish symbols and institutions in the member states in improving nuclear safety.
Tue, 26 Aug 2014 22:49:37 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <impomatic_> TIL I can buy Baklava over the internet! I never need to leave the house again...
Sun, 24 Aug 2014 23:35:42 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <boily> I got my girlfriend through the previous job\'s intranet IRC channel, so I don\'t see how the two can conflict...
Tue, 05 Aug 2014 23:59:43 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523_> Funge-98 has half the advantages of a nomic
Mon, 28 Jul 2014 22:44:48 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE SGEO DOES NATLANGS INSTEAD OF PROGLANGS: <Sgeo> Jeg vet ikke om norsk er noe for meg, i vs. p\xc3\xa5 for stedsnavn virker veldig kronglete.
Mon, 28 Jul 2014 04:14:58 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 141
Sun, 27 Jul 2014 23:55:58 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <oerjan> or to put it weirder, a continuation is the same as an expression zipper.
Thu, 10 Jul 2014 01:30:14 +0000 HackBot <ais523_> delquote 668
Mon, 07 Jul 2014 17:09:02 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <zzo38> Syntax highlighting is: sender in cyan, command in bright white, parameters in normal white, long parameters in bright blue (except for the preceding colon) <coppro> wait, you read IRC raw? <zzo38> It isn\'t quite raw; it is in colors.
Sun, 06 Jul 2014 00:46:48 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> Help I\'m distracting myself from writing terrible Python by reading terrible PHP
Wed, 02 Jul 2014 23:36:04 +0000 HackBot <FireFly> addquote <adu> me thinks fungot is high on crack <fungot> adu: not exactly something like that. but even real scheme :p.
Wed, 02 Jul 2014 00:10:11 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <boily> I wonder if customs consider spare human fingers to be in the same category as yak cheese...
Tue, 01 Jul 2014 20:09:29 +0000 HackBot <fizzie> addquote <olsner> fungot: what do you do to get rid of information you no longer need? <fungot> olsner: emacs lisp for a while
Fri, 20 Jun 2014 13:37:54 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> wait, is Pluso basically a more limited version of Deadfish? <ais523> Deadfish minimization is not an area of esolang development I had really considered
Thu, 19 Jun 2014 12:57:10 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <b_jonas> oerjan: the original purpose was to make a language in which I write ugly source code, and it\'s compiled to readable standard ml and readable prolog code; but I sort of ran out of time and the readable part got dropped so now the compiled code is even more ugly than the original
Thu, 19 Jun 2014 12:56:32 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Thu, 19 Jun 2014 12:56:14 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <b_jonas> oerjan: the original purpose was to make a language in which I write ugly source code, and it\'s compiled to readable standard ml and readable prolog code; but I sort of ran out of time and
Wed, 11 Jun 2014 09:56:25 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> you open the third door and behind it is an argument about the monty hall problem
Mon, 09 Jun 2014 19:15:23 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> scheme doesn\'t have any control structures, you can make them yourself out of call/cc, lambdas, and arrogance
Sat, 07 Jun 2014 19:24:43 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <int-e> The people of Procrasti hereby resolve to lodge a formal complaint with Taneb and nortti about their ridicule of Procasti\'s glorious nation... later.
Fri, 06 Jun 2014 20:07:03 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fizzie> I am in room number 404. <fizzie> I keep not finding it and walking past the door.
Thu, 05 Jun 2014 05:51:00 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <MDude> It seems there aren\'t any expert systems for answering questions on the nature of expert systems.
Tue, 03 Jun 2014 05:25:17 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> My goal is to win, not to knock out your pokemon. Didn\'t you know that?
Mon, 02 Jun 2014 18:42:01 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <fungot> Bicyclidine: perhaps we should celebrate these days with guys like simon peyton-jones, simon fnord, etc
Wed, 28 May 2014 05:43:57 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Bike> anneal your pgorgram into existence
Wed, 28 May 2014 04:41:06 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> Is axiom of choice applicable to work of such a game though? Maybe it is, but I don\'t know. I also don\'t know, what game.
Tue, 27 May 2014 23:34:30 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> I like telling people who\'ve only used high level languages about the bizarre forms of undefined behavior in C, and then ending it with "this language and its relatives are used for most systems in planes, cars, medical devices, nuclear reactors, etc."
Thu, 22 May 2014 12:27:36 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> dude\'s made a career out of building electronic things out of slime molds. i respect that
Sun, 18 May 2014 23:39:39 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <quintopia> my mom asked me what \'je ne sais quois\' means. she doesn\'t realize i\'ve told her.
Sat, 10 May 2014 03:59:13 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> That is not the point of URLs and if you do not want URL of each file, don\'t use a webpage at all and just make a telnet or whatever.
Fri, 09 May 2014 21:47:35 +0000 HackBot <Phantom__Hoover> addquote <fungot> kmc: it should use? which compiler, msvc? i\'m inside your mom!
Tue, 06 May 2014 21:45:59 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Tue, 06 May 2014 21:45:15 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <ais523> john_metcalf: you should talk to impomatic about that, pity impomatic isn\'t online
Sun, 04 May 2014 07:22:53 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> Have some advice! <Taneb> If you are running to give someone a hug <Taneb> And they look like they are preparing to rugby tackle you <Taneb> Abort hug immediately. <Taneb> Seriously, my jaw still hurts
Thu, 01 May 2014 07:00:56 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> i came back here and misread my own statement as "fancy C++ mushrooms"
Tue, 29 Apr 2014 06:55:26 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <olsner> oh, fungot moved to github? <fungot> olsner: when i finally found myself fnord and free, i awkwardly clambered down to the sea and fnord down from the fifth story. he had known merely by reputation or not at all.
Mon, 28 Apr 2014 01:26:38 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <Bike> learn you a unicycle for great good
Fri, 25 Apr 2014 22:59:42 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <oerjan> in that thread Taneb admits to his sins. i know this because that comment showed up in my friends list <Taneb> oerjan, today I pushed 217 lines of documentation into lens [...] <edwardk> Say 10 Hail Marys and make 3 more lens commits and your sins shall be forgiven.
Fri, 25 Apr 2014 03:31:28 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <fowl> one day we\'ll be able to put evil people inside mirrors and throw them into space like superman 2
Wed, 23 Apr 2014 22:44:27 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> Help I don\'t know PHP and I am no longer sure that is a good thing
Fri, 18 Apr 2014 03:23:11 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <fungot> kmc: madam president, i have taken on serious proportions.
Sun, 13 Apr 2014 21:48:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <int-e> like good old time, with elbow and foot lengths of the king. <Slereah_> man that must have sucked <Slereah_> People would be always like "Hey king, can you drop by, I have stuff to measure" <Jafet> That\'s why they\'re called rulers, you know
Sun, 06 Apr 2014 11:52:53 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'1183s/ </ </\' quotes
Sun, 06 Apr 2014 11:02:38 +0000 HackBot <Jafet> addquote <int-e> fungot has not done me any harm yet <fungot> int-e: no niinku pl niinku fnord niinku fnord fnord fnord
Sat, 05 Apr 2014 10:58:58 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <myname> i am thinking about making "indecision" a disadvantage for my rogue, but i\'m not really sure if i want to
Tue, 01 Apr 2014 23:40:58 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <zzo38> Don\'t be too ineffective.
Tue, 01 Apr 2014 07:31:13 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Sgeo> It is not lemonparty nor screamer nor 2048. I am not sure what pentagon papers is, but it\'s not that either
Sat, 29 Mar 2014 23:56:47 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <lexande> and i had at one point been a meme
Sat, 29 Mar 2014 23:56:38 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote * Sgeo remembers when he believed VRML could never have gravity. Now VRML is dead. <Sgeo> (And has gravity)
Sat, 29 Mar 2014 23:56:11 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <shachaf> pippi l\xc3\xa5ngstrump\'s name is translated as "gilgi" or "bilbi" usually <ion> Does she have a ring of power?
Sun, 16 Mar 2014 01:52:15 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Sun, 16 Mar 2014 01:51:13 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert 1
Thu, 13 Mar 2014 15:26:08 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott_> you win this round. <elliott_> your prize is hosting the wiki <fizzie> I don\'t like this game show.
Mon, 10 Mar 2014 22:00:10 +0000 HackBot <fizzie> addquote <fungot> Taneb: mr president, commissioner, i would like to be caught by fishermen from guinea, [...]
Sun, 02 Mar 2014 19:45:40 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> "A phone touted as the first to put privacy and security ahead of all other considerations launched at a packed event at Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Spain, today." <Sgeo> So, a paperweight? <FreeFull> Yes <pikhq> I dunno man, could be bugged.
Sun, 02 Mar 2014 10:42:56 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> Ugh still hungry <Sgeo> After having a ball of salt (not a literal ball of salt0 <pikhq> Try a literal ball of salt.
Sat, 01 Mar 2014 21:45:33 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <fungot> int-e: such were the idle tales of the fnord
Fri, 28 Feb 2014 20:51:44 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Slereah_> And neutrinos aren\'t small neutrons! <Bike> They are small and neutral, though. <Slereah_> So is Switzerland
Thu, 27 Feb 2014 17:28:03 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <fizzie> fungot: Can you write your own page? <fungot> fizzie: what is how? i assume, at least one snake?
Wed, 26 Feb 2014 04:11:30 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> C and C++ have some bad features compared to BLISS. <zzo38> Although C does have some good features too. Unfortunately I cannot find a BLISS compiler.
Thu, 20 Feb 2014 23:25:32 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <fungot> boily: i\'ll probably stop programming the day i will hit the end of the program.
Wed, 19 Feb 2014 23:50:13 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 63
Wed, 19 Feb 2014 23:50:11 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Wed, 19 Feb 2014 23:50:03 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 64
Wed, 19 Feb 2014 23:50:01 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Wed, 19 Feb 2014 23:49:54 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 64
Wed, 19 Feb 2014 23:49:51 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 38
Wed, 19 Feb 2014 23:49:47 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 1
Wed, 19 Feb 2014 23:48:55 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'s/Norman/[REDACTED]/g\' quotes
Wed, 19 Feb 2014 23:48:46 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Wed, 19 Feb 2014 23:48:09 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'s/Norman/REDACTED/g\' quotes
Wed, 19 Feb 2014 21:15:35 +0000 HackBot -
Tue, 18 Feb 2014 00:38:25 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> I think it is allowed to be both sane and insane simultaneously.
Wed, 12 Feb 2014 14:42:14 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> i think in any good FAQ the first Q is just "Dear god why?"
Sun, 09 Feb 2014 04:01:46 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <fungot> kmc: any chance one can have a box full of tnt to throw around
Thu, 06 Feb 2014 23:30:06 +0000 HackBot <FireFly> addquote <oerjan> `quote 1146 <HackEgo> 1146) <oerjan> OKAY
Thu, 06 Feb 2014 23:25:27 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fungot> boily: i\'m robert fnord. here take a piece of freenode furniture
Thu, 06 Feb 2014 23:25:05 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 1166
Thu, 06 Feb 2014 20:29:02 +0000 HackBot <olsner> addquote <fungot> I\'m Robert Fnord. Here, take a piece of freenode furniture.
Sun, 02 Feb 2014 13:32:28 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fizzie> 15:21 .. 15:41 <fizzie> I\'ve got to stop using the IRC input line for short-term notes. <ais523> fizzie: I tend to just send them to the channel <ais523> that way if I need them in the future, I can find them in the log
Fri, 31 Jan 2014 04:53:52 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> I have idea which is to make up a chess variant based on Famicom PPU.
Sat, 25 Jan 2014 16:57:32 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Taneb> Last night I had a dream that someone wrote such bad Haskell code he accidentally summoned the Great Old Ones and I had to fix the Haskell code and save the day
Wed, 22 Jan 2014 22:08:36 +0000 HackBot <FireFly> addquote <fungot> [...] i also happened to stop working on fffungi for now, it\'s worth 19 and made by a low-quality digital camera
Wed, 22 Jan 2014 07:36:28 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> I have got to be less casual about typing rm -rf /
Wed, 15 Jan 2014 03:48:58 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> I would leave, it\'s just... I\'d have to reorganise all my irssi windows.
Mon, 13 Jan 2014 02:37:57 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <ais523> knowing everything about games I don\'t play is one of my hobbies
Mon, 13 Jan 2014 01:15:23 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> Note to self: if a recipe says "serves 4", I am not physically able to eat it all in one sitting
Sat, 04 Jan 2014 00:13:13 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <mauke> C++ is a superset of a subset of C
Fri, 03 Jan 2014 13:51:33 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> i wonder how it feels to develop a cryptocurrency which is subsequently behind dogecoin <kmc> such shame, very failure
Fri, 03 Jan 2014 06:03:57 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> Despite the various chess variants (even Chess 2), even ordinary FIDE chess is a fine playable game. But so can others be!
Thu, 02 Jan 2014 22:11:10 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <fizzie> "Emoticons are dropped when crafting trading cards and are tradable."
Thu, 02 Jan 2014 13:54:34 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ion> Homeopathic encryption: add 9 parts NULs to 1 part of data, shake well into three directions, repeat the process 30 to 100 times.
Mon, 30 Dec 2013 20:07:18 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Taneb> I am NOT in the mood for binomial expansion
Mon, 30 Dec 2013 19:32:06 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> kmc: I don\'t need any of your organ at this time.
Sun, 29 Dec 2013 13:20:53 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote * oklopol can play about a minute of thue-morse on guitar
Fri, 27 Dec 2013 21:51:32 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <boily> zzo38: AAAAAAAAAAH! sudden illumination. \xe2\x80\x9cmind switch.\xe2\x80\x9d I now understand.
Wed, 25 Dec 2013 13:31:15 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> Well, get him <Phantom_Hoover> her! <Taneb> Well, get her <Taneb> Hang on <Taneb> Since when is Liam Neeson a "her"/ <Phantom_Hoover> oh i thought you meant my dad\'s godmother
Wed, 25 Dec 2013 10:53:09 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> I don\'t like having an infinitely large close button on my browser
Wed, 18 Dec 2013 07:06:20 +0000 HackBot <fizzie> addquote \'<oerjan> OKAY\' # ThereIsNoSuchThingAsNotability
Mon, 16 Dec 2013 08:19:57 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <shachaf> i\'m from space.........chu space
Tue, 10 Dec 2013 21:43:18 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> addquote <mroman_> Bike: I refuse to believe in bottom <Bike> ass is an urban legend
Tue, 10 Dec 2013 21:43:08 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> delquote 1144
Tue, 10 Dec 2013 21:43:02 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> addquote <mroman_> Bike: I refuse to believe in bottom
Tue, 10 Dec 2013 21:42:52 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> delquote 1144
Tue, 10 Dec 2013 21:42:26 +0000 HackBot <mrhmouse> addquote Bike: ass is an urban legend
Mon, 09 Dec 2013 22:18:22 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> addquote <shachaf> A Swede who was in #esoteric / Thought his rhymes were a little generic. / "I might use, in my prose, / \xea\x99\xaes, / But my poetry\'s alphanumeric."
Thu, 05 Dec 2013 15:23:31 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <Taneb> I may write a compliant interpreter just for the hell of it <FireFly> Taneb: stop complianing
Wed, 04 Dec 2013 16:22:50 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> i\'m ten pages in to an ethernet-phy manual and i\'m pretty sure the internet is impossible
Tue, 03 Dec 2013 19:44:06 +0000 HackBot <ion> addquote <boily> topologically speaking, dogs and cats are the same animals.
Wed, 27 Nov 2013 14:20:34 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote * impomatic hasn\'t said anything interesting to date...
Wed, 27 Nov 2013 14:11:20 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <boily> copumpkin: can you say something memorable, so that your quote-section won\'t be empty?
Mon, 25 Nov 2013 01:30:24 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> assuming a perfectly frictionless sofa, which admittedly wouldn\'t be good for sitting
Tue, 19 Nov 2013 11:04:02 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> googling "10cm" finds on the first page "Is it true that the vagina is only 10 cm (3.9 inches) deep?" <kmc> ah yes "the vagina", the international reference vagina kept at the Bureau international des poids et mesures under precise climate control
Tue, 19 Nov 2013 09:38:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fizzie> Every time I end up on an audiophile web-crawl I get this feeling maybe we should just get rid of ears in general.
Sun, 17 Nov 2013 00:40:55 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> my sleep schedule is not actually random, but I\'m not convinced it compresses well
Sat, 16 Nov 2013 23:53:33 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> Phantom_Hoover: golddfish breeding is kind of messed up sometimes. <Phantom_Hoover> it seems to consist mostly of "how much can we fuck up a goldfish and still be able to breed it"
Thu, 14 Nov 2013 04:42:20 +0000 HackBot <Bike> addquote <Sgeo> I designed a norn to drop dead instantly if he ever thought about eating elevators. He was stillborn.
Tue, 12 Nov 2013 09:08:07 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> at the point where you start looking for a debugger for GNU Make, something has gone seriously wrong in life
Mon, 11 Nov 2013 23:19:20 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <boily> everything is either zipf, branford, poisson, gamma, or uniform. outside of that, it\'s a weird curve invented by sadistic statistics teachers.
Mon, 11 Nov 2013 05:40:10 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Mon, 11 Nov 2013 05:36:59 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 665
Thu, 07 Nov 2013 23:57:04 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> kmc, I was trying to go to a sci-fi and fantasy society social, and I went to the wrong bar <Taneb> Wound up at my university\'s fetish society <Taneb> Didn\'t realise for an hour and a half
Wed, 06 Nov 2013 06:04:53 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <ais523> nowadays I tend not to have a physical form at all though <zzo38> Interesting.............???
Mon, 04 Nov 2013 22:57:02 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Mon, 04 Nov 2013 22:55:56 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <boily> olsner: those are now undetectable printes because the CUPS guys decided to remove \x02ESSENTIAL FEATURES AND NOW I CAN\'T FUNGOTTING PRINT NOTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BANDE D\'ENFOIR\xc3\x89S PAS FOUTUS DE FAIRE DE QUOI DE STABLE AAAAAAAAARGH!\x0f <shachaf> fungot: how do you feel about that <fungot> shachaf: are you saying i\'m an f- word?) balance exercises are very boring <fizzie> fungot: To be fair, you kind of *are* an "f- ...
Mon, 04 Nov 2013 22:54:31 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Mon, 04 Nov 2013 22:54:18 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <boily> olsner: those are now undetectable printes because the CUPS guys decided to remove SSENTIAL FEATURES AND NOW I CAN\'T FUNGOTTING PRINT NOTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BANDE D\'ENFOIR\xc3\x89S PAS FOUTUS DE FAIRE DE QUOI DE STABLE AAAAAAAAARGH!\x0f <shachaf> fungot: how do you feel about that <fungot> shachaf: are you saying i\'m an f- word?) balance exercises are very boring <fizzie> fungot: To be fair, you kind of *are* an "f- word".
Mon, 04 Nov 2013 22:51:52 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> sometimes i think fizzie twiddling fungot\'s knobs behind the scenes <fungot> shachaf: because he is in the way of eventual development of ai on par with e.g. ( sqrt square double), and the
Mon, 04 Nov 2013 05:13:31 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I do sometimes work on Linux computer. I think it is set to en.UTF-8 by default although on my account I have changed it to the C locale, disabled Unicode translation, and loaded a CP437 font. <zzo38> This improves the operation of the system.
Fri, 01 Nov 2013 03:30:15 +0000 HackBot <ais523\unfoog> addquote <kmc> Sgeo: oh yeah those animated characters were built into the operating system and there was an API for them
Mon, 28 Oct 2013 15:43:46 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ion> olsner: For all x, the probability of a monad tutorial existing that explains monads as x approaches one as time goes to infinity. <boily> good monadic morning! <ion> Monads are a bit like mornings. <myname> what
Sun, 27 Oct 2013 23:23:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 1123
Sun, 27 Oct 2013 23:22:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> i find some deep satisfaction in the fact that the legacy wolfram will leave is as the man who made calculus homework orders of magnitude easier
Sun, 27 Oct 2013 23:20:42 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> i find some deep satisfaction that the legacy wolfram will leave is as the man who made calculus homework orders of magnitude easier
Wed, 23 Oct 2013 12:54:24 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> hmm\xe2\x80\xa6 I guess the difference between me and most esolangers is that I don\'t instantly go and put it into a BF derivative and call it a day
Thu, 17 Oct 2013 16:12:35 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). [...] <fizzie> @tell Bike Quitting won\'t save you from MATLAB. [...]
Wed, 16 Oct 2013 19:24:31 +0000 HackBot <olsner> addquote <boily> I love django.
Tue, 15 Oct 2013 22:19:50 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote zzo38 [~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca] has quit [Quit: I need the stats for the small leech, not the big one. So, if you write it on here while I am gone then when I return I will check.]
Tue, 15 Oct 2013 10:45:23 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> NihilistDandy: HOLY FUCK THAT\'S STILL ALIVE? <Sgeo> Maybe I should look into it
Sat, 12 Oct 2013 20:40:57 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Sgeo> I have kill rights on someone I want to sell
Sun, 06 Oct 2013 20:44:51 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Sgeo> I am suddenly less certain that I am not on drugs
Thu, 03 Oct 2013 22:05:34 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> BBC: Exercise \'can be as good as pills\' <kmc> oh, they mean for your health
Thu, 03 Oct 2013 06:43:48 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <kmc> what did fungot say? <fungot> kmc: my implementation isn\'t supposed to sound rude.
Wed, 02 Oct 2013 23:19:53 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 531
Tue, 01 Oct 2013 01:45:03 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <boily> aaaaaurgh. you\'re making me think on a Monday! that shouldn\'t be happening!
Mon, 30 Sep 2013 23:42:42 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> It is probably also "horrifyingly fucked up"
Mon, 30 Sep 2013 22:28:56 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> anyway getting naked and high in the desert doesn\'t make you a rebel, as much as I enjoy this activity
Mon, 30 Sep 2013 18:48:41 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <shachaf> "Well, that was fun" -- Taneb "atriq" Ngevd
Sun, 29 Sep 2013 22:27:12 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> I... I think I\'ve just registered mathsfacts.tumblr.com <ais523> Taneb: because all the porn names were taken? <Taneb> Yeah
Fri, 27 Sep 2013 21:49:58 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fizzie> You can\'t spell "rectangle" without having an erection. Wait, that\'s not how it goes.
Mon, 23 Sep 2013 14:13:26 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'367s/ </ </\' quotes
Mon, 23 Sep 2013 14:06:55 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <zzo38> I am curious to know, how many Wiccans hate daylight saving time compared to Roman Catholics?
Fri, 20 Sep 2013 19:13:59 +0000 HackBot <metasepia> addquote <metasepia> `addquote \\item <elliott\\_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django \\\\ <olsner> elliott\\_: another quote? you\'re not helping \\texttt{:/} \xe2\x86\x90 and three giraffes.
Fri, 20 Sep 2013 19:13:25 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Fri, 20 Sep 2013 19:12:58 +0000 HackBot <metasepia> addquote \\item <elliott\\_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django \\\\ <olsner> elliott\\_: another quote? you\'re not helping \\texttt{:/} \xe2\x86\x90 and three giraffes.
Fri, 20 Sep 2013 19:00:58 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Fri, 20 Sep 2013 19:00:36 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote \\item <elliott\\_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django \\\\ <olsner> elliott\\_: another quote? you\'re not helping \\texttt{:/} \xe2\x86\x90 and three giraffes.
Wed, 18 Sep 2013 11:43:00 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'976s/ </ </g\' quotes
Wed, 18 Sep 2013 11:42:30 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'887s/ </ </\' quotes
Wed, 18 Sep 2013 11:41:58 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'881s/ </ </\' quotes
Wed, 18 Sep 2013 11:25:12 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'191 s/ </ </\' quotes #Fixing this, anyway.
Mon, 16 Sep 2013 17:59:40 +0000 HackBot <Roujo> addquote <ais523> until you SPOON
Mon, 16 Sep 2013 10:48:42 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'1105s/ </ </g\' quotes
Mon, 16 Sep 2013 02:23:59 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> For example I don\'t have the "Magic Missile" spell. <kmc> how will you attack the darkness <zzo38> By surprise!
Wed, 11 Sep 2013 18:16:22 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <fizzie> "Conan, what\'s best in life?" "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and n different mutually incompatible macro systems available as separate modules." I think that\'s from a movie.
Mon, 09 Sep 2013 17:41:08 +0000 HackBot <ion> addquote <Fiora> "gosh I\'m so excited for more caffeine research!!!!!" said the caffeine researcher, jittering as he frantically tried to come up with the words to describe the energetic feelings coursing through his body
Sat, 07 Sep 2013 20:38:10 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <zzo38> If someone tries really hard to convince you to sell them drugs, then you should photograph them and bind them. <kmc> bind them to what <zzo38> To jail.
Sat, 07 Sep 2013 20:38:00 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Sat, 07 Sep 2013 20:36:25 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <zzo38> If someone tries really hard to convince you to sell them drugs, then you should photograph them and bind them.
Wed, 04 Sep 2013 15:42:54 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <Koen_> nooodl: when my girlfriend asks me to give her uvular fricative I\'m pretty sure that\'s not what she means
Wed, 04 Sep 2013 01:24:47 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> my contract states right here that I have to tell you the best version of python is called haskell 2010
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 22:25:51 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> No, you are mix up. Universe is the, made of spacetime, and of mathematics; not "kind of a dick" and so on.
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 19:47:00 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 1059
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 18:39:22 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <boily> I prefer goat memory. I feel it\'s more reliable, like a vinyl over a CD.
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 17:36:13 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Solain> im not a doctor when it comes to muscles
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 06:59:07 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> Do you like this kind of melody? l8 e4gc\'fac\'g ^bd\'fgfed e4gc\'fac\'g ^1
Sun, 01 Sep 2013 07:26:17 +0000 HackBot <Jafet> addquote <Bike> a dark day for all of humankind <zzo38> Bike: Wrong. Not all of humankind lives in the same timezone. <shachaf> a dark day for some of humankind <zzo38> OK
Tue, 27 Aug 2013 22:10:41 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fizzie> Possible business plan: data storage on the moon? <fizzie> Getting at it after the collapse of civilization here might be an issue. <boily> who cares about civilization? you have backups!
Mon, 26 Aug 2013 20:27:57 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> delquote 758
Mon, 26 Aug 2013 18:20:31 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Bike> are you saying the rockies and some mountains in norway are the same range
Sat, 24 Aug 2013 21:51:03 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> delquote 1095
Sat, 24 Aug 2013 21:49:17 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <oerjan> i bet the ducks are behind the lake hth <Bike> aren\'t ducks usually on top of lakes.
Sat, 24 Aug 2013 17:08:27 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Sgeo> I think I just had a major impact in Active Worlds <Bike> like you were hit by a car?
Thu, 22 Aug 2013 09:07:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fungot> boily: so i guess a really savvy glass programmer could make some money, maybe start a home based business of a profiler to spot outright dead code. macro-generated code often has big swaths of it. i\'d hate learning cobol and fortran just for getting wiki work.
Wed, 21 Aug 2013 03:30:07 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <boily> it\'s not weird, it\'s even in alphabetical order and nicely formatted!
Thu, 15 Aug 2013 21:13:49 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <boily> btw, ^v, what are your approximate geographic co\xc3\xb6rdinates and body weigh? <^v> 300 and USA <boily> nice to see that ^v is keeping with the spirit of the channel by \x02providing completely useless answers to the question\x02.
Tue, 13 Aug 2013 17:34:00 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> Even if the people who made that program is a murderer, the program itself isn\'t a murderer so that doesn\'t make it wrong
Mon, 12 Aug 2013 23:53:20 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <+kmc> Harry Potter and the Tyranny of Structurelessness
Mon, 12 Aug 2013 20:43:45 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <oerjan> i guess the fact i won\'t eat bovine tongue is just tranferred cod trauma.
Sun, 11 Aug 2013 18:11:59 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <+kmc> my girlfriend served as an adult control subject for some behavioral research on children [...] <+kmc> she did live on psych studies for a year yeah <Jafet> Is there a control protocol where you don\'t use people who live off being sociology test subjects
Fri, 09 Aug 2013 13:57:27 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <Roujo> I AM AN INVADING NECROPOLIS... ALL BOW BEFORE MY... erm... WALLS?... NECROBUILDINGS?
Fri, 09 Aug 2013 06:17:56 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> I think I do not understand you either.
Thu, 08 Aug 2013 21:01:26 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> my emergency contacts list somehow has my father listed in both slots, in one of them as my daughter
Wed, 07 Aug 2013 23:41:00 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <+kmc> i found it confusing in a pleasing way <+kmc> like this channel but more so
Sat, 03 Aug 2013 21:13:16 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <+kmc> Harry Potter and the Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living
Fri, 02 Aug 2013 22:56:44 +0000 HackBot <elliott> sed -i \'1081s/</ </g;1081s/^ //\' quotes; quote 1081
Fri, 02 Aug 2013 22:55:29 +0000 HackBot <Fiora> addquote <Bike> Fiora: hey gimme a ballpark here, how hospitable is a pH of 10 <Bike> is it basic or acidic <Fiora> bike you should know this stuff, you know biology right? <Fiora> this is like. basic stuff. <Bike> shut up
Fri, 02 Aug 2013 16:30:57 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> well he\'s \'the favourite\', with all the pinches of salt the term implies <Phantom_Hoover> i\'m not sure if there\'s any better evidence than the fevered imaginings of the autistic children bookies use to set the odds for things
Wed, 31 Jul 2013 02:31:39 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> If you want to ask me if I believe in determinism then you have to be more specific. <zzo38> I haven\'t checked if I conduct electricity significantly better than average, though.
Wed, 31 Jul 2013 02:31:10 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <BadBobby> (Note: I am not actually Bad Bobby)
Wed, 31 Jul 2013 01:31:21 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <monotone> I was planning on just lurking, but apparently there\'s only so long I can hide before I get a `relcome.
Mon, 29 Jul 2013 19:11:30 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote [on the name "Watson"] <fizzie> And not the IBM "AI"? <Bike> scare quotes eh <fizzie> I don\'t think it counts as a proper AI until it kills people.
Wed, 24 Jul 2013 19:58:25 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Wed, 24 Jul 2013 19:56:29 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 666
Wed, 24 Jul 2013 19:23:25 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> TeX is a bit unusual when doing things other than typesetting
Tue, 16 Jul 2013 20:45:59 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <kmc> ah yes, like the parable of jesus feeding the masses with expired jell-o
Tue, 16 Jul 2013 03:16:21 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <@elliott> well, I think if you don\'t think figuring out who the opposite of shachaf is requires thought, then you don\'t know shachaf very well
Sat, 13 Jul 2013 20:23:34 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> addquote <kmc> are you a hardcore PC gamer Sgeo_ <Sgeo_> Want to be
Thu, 11 Jul 2013 06:19:11 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Bike> what\'s cereal <mnoqy> cereal <mnoqy> cant believe you dont know what cereal is
Wed, 10 Jul 2013 02:44:44 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> Bike: i think it\'s a fermented fish product? <kmc> either that or it means "welcome" in finnish
Wed, 10 Jul 2013 01:48:20 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> Bike: so I\'m home now <kmc> i believe you owe me a picture of elephants fisting each other
Tue, 09 Jul 2013 22:55:37 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Bike> oh my, this is a photo of an elliott fisting [...] <Bike> i meant elephant <Bike> but you know what, ok. <kmc> Bike: ... <kmc> Bike: can you send me that picture when i\'m not at work ok <kmc> plz and thx
Sat, 06 Jul 2013 23:13:15 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> patents do seem to encourage innovation, but much of it is innovation on how to make things slightly worse to avoid patents
Thu, 04 Jul 2013 02:22:29 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <shachaf> Hmm, is an Electronic Signature in a PDF file a thing? <shachaf> How do they work? <zzo38> [1] Yes. [2] It doesn\'t.
Sun, 30 Jun 2013 15:57:44 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Sun, 30 Jun 2013 15:57:23 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Sun, 30 Jun 2013 15:57:20 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> I would like to learn how to use a sword <Taneb> And also how to ride a unicycle <Taneb> Perhaps not at the same time
Fri, 28 Jun 2013 00:24:23 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> you know, when people talk about emacs being an OS I doubt what they had in mind was that it needed a package manager
Thu, 27 Jun 2013 00:07:27 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Bike> Fiora: how long does it take to factor 8616460799 <Fiora> Bike: I think using gnfs to factor that would be like using a nuclear weapon to sterilize a needle
Wed, 26 Jun 2013 03:23:19 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Sgeo> People are up in arms about Dilbert
Mon, 24 Jun 2013 21:25:14 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <katla> i guess this game is what you get if you remove everything good from super metroid then try to make a game out of whats left
Sun, 23 Jun 2013 22:15:08 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> the trouble with sushi is that it\'s often made of dead fish
Sat, 22 Jun 2013 20:59:25 +0000 HackBot <kmc> sed -i \'1059s/utoneq/ utoneq/\' quotes
Sat, 22 Jun 2013 20:58:59 +0000 HackBot <kmc> sed -i \'1059s/ utoneq/utoneq/\' quotes
Sat, 22 Jun 2013 20:51:41 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'1059s/ <[^ ]/ &/g\' quotes
Sat, 22 Jun 2013 20:51:27 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Sat, 22 Jun 2013 20:51:06 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'1059s/ <[^ ]/ \\&/\' quotes
Sat, 22 Jun 2013 20:49:05 +0000 HackBot <nooodl> addquote <kmc> 05:09 < utoneq> what exactly is a monad.. and where is the difference to a set or a tuple? <elliott> kmc: the difference is that a monad is a triple <elliott> one more element
Fri, 21 Jun 2013 02:28:52 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Koen_> ohhhhh right for some reason I was assuming miles/km was the same as dollar/euro
Fri, 21 Jun 2013 00:38:34 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Bike> i can say "no, i mean the WEIRD porn" in over six japonic languages
Thu, 20 Jun 2013 08:52:43 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ion> \xe2\x80\x9cHaiers Medical-Circular Stapler For Rectal Prolapse And Hemorrhoids.wmv\xe2\x80\x9d /me refrains from clicking <olsner> good choice <ion> Yes, i\xe2\x80\x99m pretty happy about it.
Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:43:41 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <oklopol> is this an actual log for one day of ircing or is this a collection of stuff that SHAPED MY LIFE
Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:19:18 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <kmc> doom <Bike> YES <Bike> oh no
Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:44:01 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <shachaf> kmc: you gotta tell me if you\'re an op
Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:54:19 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <+kmc> we are amused <+kmc> the royal +v
Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:14:09 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> that reminds me of a great quote about bird semen
Mon, 10 Jun 2013 03:43:45 +0000 HackBot <kmc> delquote 1051
Mon, 10 Jun 2013 03:38:24 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Sgeo> That think you podded doesn\'t have any pod :psyduck:
Mon, 10 Jun 2013 02:38:33 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> i think delivery sushi is one of those habits that can rapidly consume all of one\'s money <kmc> like cocaine
Sun, 09 Jun 2013 02:51:33 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <shachaf> your first mistake was making your second mistake
Wed, 05 Jun 2013 20:18:19 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <shachaf> shadowing, more like shadowing
Wed, 05 Jun 2013 01:35:39 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Bike> I\'m glad I quit programming to take up listening to numbers stations
Sun, 02 Jun 2013 21:50:46 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> would not be surprised to find out this tumblr is guerilla marketing by wolfram co to sell mathematica to stoners
Sun, 02 Jun 2013 20:04:33 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> addquote <oerjan> this new apartment stuff has interesting side effects: i\'m now getting physical spam.
Sun, 02 Jun 2013 04:43:34 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <mnoqy> the theory\'s probably not \x02bad\x0f, but calculus is one of those things that\'s so dang applicable that everyone only ever talks about how to apply it and compute with it and uuuuurgh(barf) <mnoqy> so i stay away from it
Sun, 02 Jun 2013 04:43:26 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> revert
Sun, 02 Jun 2013 04:42:47 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <mnoqy> the theory\'s probably not bad, but calculus is one of those things that\'s so dang applicable that everyone only ever talks about how to apply it and compute with it and uuuuurgh(barf) <mnoqy> so i stay away from it
Fri, 31 May 2013 18:15:55 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> elliott: it\'s not so much that I\'ve failed, just that I have not yet succeeded
Wed, 29 May 2013 15:55:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fungot> boily: that is just a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there
Tue, 28 May 2013 20:48:20 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> esolangs were originally developed to protest socialism in italy in the 30s
Mon, 27 May 2013 17:59:14 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <cpressey> man, i don\'t remember. i\'m semi-retired now. i don\'t do esolangs, mostly i just make furry fanart
Sun, 26 May 2013 09:39:38 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 814
Sat, 25 May 2013 10:28:29 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 572
Fri, 24 May 2013 08:08:18 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <elliott> beautiful summer / massacres in qusayr / sent from my iphone
Wed, 22 May 2013 06:55:21 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Bike> can sex be liberated from the von neumann position
Wed, 22 May 2013 05:47:53 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <kmc> the real GNU kernel is GRUB
Mon, 20 May 2013 20:25:36 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <oerjan> i vaguely thought sigbovik was all jokes? <Bike> oerjan: jokes written by CS people, so none of it\'s funny, just sad
Sat, 18 May 2013 20:59:08 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> i think we need more clever well-recognized idioms based on nematodes
Fri, 17 May 2013 17:16:03 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <Gregor> Eyeballs are delicious, but they\'re an ADDICTION.
Sun, 12 May 2013 12:08:47 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> ok confession time <Bike> because of the whole "generation" thing i thought that kids were born in waves until i was like twelve <Bike> and everybody like reproduced at the same time
Wed, 08 May 2013 18:22:22 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Jafet> Is there a debian package for making lousy debian forks
Wed, 08 May 2013 01:41:05 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Sgeo> So. In general. Fuck ... actually, I\'m not really annoyed at anything right now
Mon, 06 May 2013 04:51:18 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <elliott> five fucks away from installing ubuntu
Sun, 05 May 2013 13:13:20 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Tanea> ...I\'m organising a picnic on Facebook in rhyming couplets
Sat, 04 May 2013 19:15:35 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> http://www.amazon.com/Someone-Cuttlefish-Shapeshifter-Erotica-ebook/dp/B0087PTMW2 i hope you know this is going to /fuck up/ my amazon recs
Sat, 04 May 2013 14:31:02 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <Sgeo> Should I watch Watchmen or read Watchmen? [...] <NihilistDandy> Please, who *watches* The Watchmen?
Sat, 04 May 2013 06:19:13 +0000 HackBot <coppro> revert
Sat, 04 May 2013 06:18:50 +0000 HackBot <coppro> delquote 310
Sat, 04 May 2013 06:14:30 +0000 HackBot <coppro> delquote 68
Sat, 04 May 2013 06:06:35 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> you\'d almost think somalian domain-name management is a bit sloppy
Sat, 04 May 2013 06:05:48 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <Bike> whenever you feel bad about projecting just think: "at least i\'m not freud"
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:30:12 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 73
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:29:43 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> revert
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:29:22 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> delquote 744
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:29:08 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> delquote 621
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:25:59 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 300
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:25:33 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> delquote 757
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:24:39 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:24:26 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 543
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:18:50 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 232
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:18:47 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 846
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:16:12 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> delquote 709
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:05:24 +0000 HackBot <FireFly> delquote 450
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:02:13 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 129
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:01:25 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> delquote 886
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:00:54 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> delquote 299
Wed, 01 May 2013 13:45:31 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> i would visit elliott but i\'m vegetarian
Thu, 25 Apr 2013 14:14:37 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> sometimes i wake up and my name has grown more consonants
Fri, 19 Apr 2013 16:18:03 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <fungot> ThatOtherPerson: undefined variable \' annoy\'. you can\'t infer a static semantic for the language
Fri, 19 Apr 2013 15:29:19 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> delquote 738
Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:56:54 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:56:26 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> sed -i \'1036s/shachaf: //\' quotes
Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:38:38 +0000 HackBot <elliott> sed -i \'1036s/>/> /\' quotes
Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:37:00 +0000 HackBot <hagb4rd> addquote <Fiora>shachaf: make friends. help people. find ways to help people be happy. hug people. have fun. make the world a little bit better.
Wed, 17 Apr 2013 21:53:39 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <fizzie> ... <fizzie> I was thinking maybe octave\'s fact() function is the factorial. <fizzie> octave:1> fact(20) <fizzie> Richad Stallman\'s pinky finger is really a USB memory stick. <fizzie> I don\'t think that\'s 20!.
Wed, 17 Apr 2013 18:12:52 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <Bike> \xe2\x97\x8a_______________________\xe2\x97\x8a <elliott> help. <Phantom_Hoover> jesus christ elliott <Phantom_Hoover> apply pressure evenly when jamming eyes open
Tue, 16 Apr 2013 21:36:17 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> if you make pickles with strange salts then you can\'t eat them, but you can electrocute them and they glow different colors
Tue, 16 Apr 2013 05:46:56 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> LIST OF ACRONYMS: List Integrating Some Terminology Of Fine Authentic Credibility Relating to Our New Year Media System
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 22:18:10 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 1032
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 22:17:57 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 1033
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 21:11:43 +0000 HackBot <doesthiswork> addquote nooodl No output.
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 21:11:03 +0000 HackBot <doesthiswork> addquote nooodle no output
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 13:32:03 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <ais523> in soviet russia, what sees you is what gets you
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 07:21:31 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <fizzie> "Compact fluorescent light bulbs are often criticized for being dim --" that\'s kind of rude!
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 05:11:35 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 05:10:36 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 03:04:06 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <shachaf> "would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation" would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 02:50:30 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> that is better than any made up story i was about to tell
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 02:39:14 +0000 HackBot <Gregor> addquote <olsner> I\'ve seen horses jump on tv, they can probably jump in scotland too
Sat, 13 Apr 2013 15:18:33 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <kmc> i had a dream just now where i was in a gymnasium and they had fire alarm pull stations but they also had a similarly shaped "call/cc alarm" which I think you were supposed to pull if you found a way to write call/cc (it was expected that people in this gymnasium would be doing a lot of programming in total dependently-typed languages)
Sat, 13 Apr 2013 15:18:15 +0000 HackBot <kmc> delquote 1026
Sat, 13 Apr 2013 15:07:55 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> i had a dream just now where i was in a gymnasium and they had fire alarm pull stations but they also had a similarly shaped "call/cc alarm" which I think you were supposed to pull if you found a way to write call/cc (because it was expected that people in this gymnasium would be doing a lot of programming in total dependently-typed languages)
Sat, 13 Apr 2013 02:28:40 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <FreeFull> So a monoid is something like a mon, so for example pikachu is a monoid
Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:25:32 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> oerjan is spreading the tired rumour that if you play Nietzsche backwards you hear Jewish messages.
Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:15:38 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'1022s/ / /\' quotes
Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:12:16 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fizzie> "May you live in INVISIBLE TIMES." --Old Chinese proverb. (It can look confusing when written with the proper Unicode.)
Fri, 12 Apr 2013 12:37:13 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <ThatOtherPerson> Do you have a girlfriend, fungot? <fungot> ThatOtherPerson: there\'s two.
Fri, 12 Apr 2013 04:19:38 +0000 HackBot <monqy> addquote <itidus21> :D :D oh man.. i wonder if they ever made chess variants based off of animes
Thu, 11 Apr 2013 22:30:00 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> I\'ve also pretended to be Queen Elizabeth the first, but that was a desperate plea for attention
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:10:22 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> in the time it takes light to travel from Hexham to Finland, I can generate almost 20 new topics for #esoteric
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 14:53:18 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <boily> I hate telecom abbreviations I hate telecom abbreviations good morning all I hate telecom abbreviations.
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 01:06:16 +0000 HackBot <elliott> sed -i \'1017s/$/ <Bike> please provide at least two zebrafish you have modified to glow in the dark/\' quotes
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 01:04:50 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> revert
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:54:18 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> delquote 1017
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:54:05 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> man at least job applications in biosciences are just like "you are willing to put your arms through a cow" <kmc> Bike: please send us a link to your CowHub profile of cows you have previously put your arms through on your own time for fun
Sun, 07 Apr 2013 22:29:24 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> healthy immune system is a wonderful thing, you gotta take advantage <kmc> sometimes i eat food off the ground just to keep mine on its toes
Sun, 07 Apr 2013 22:12:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <zzo38> My opinion is that you are all wrong, as far as I can tell.
Sat, 06 Apr 2013 22:16:42 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> It\'s like narnia only with dicks
Sat, 06 Apr 2013 21:28:37 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <zzo38> It appears magenta in my computer only because it is programmed to display bold text as magenta.
Fri, 05 Apr 2013 20:30:32 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <olsner> in category theory, category theory is a theory in the category of theories
Fri, 05 Apr 2013 18:42:39 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <olsner> metar lead to canada, more metar and cows
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 02:10:23 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Bike> W A R N I N G. This source code follows transcomplex computational paths, even where more accurate, real, computational paths exist. <Bike> Y O U H A V E B E E N W A R N E D. <Bike> It literally says that
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 01:18:54 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> Bike: oh huh. addition is really easy.
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 01:01:43 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 1008
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 01:01:24 +0000 HackBot <Fiora> addquote <kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too <kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas <Fiora> oh! he killed hitler <kmc> oh yeah, there we go <kmc> thanks Fiora <Bike> he also killed the guy who killed hitler
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 00:58:08 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too <kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas
Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:21:22 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> and then one day you find, ten years have got behind you, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun <kmc> \xe2\x99\xab <kmc> \xe2\x99\xab \xe2\x99\xab \xe2\x99\xab <kmc> (Unicode needs a character specifically for "Pink Floyd guitar solo")
Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:21:04 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 1007
Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:20:52 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> (Unicode needs a character specifically for "Pink Floyd guitar solo")
Tue, 02 Apr 2013 23:11:59 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> Bike: I think you\'re ready to learn about lens. <Bike> oh god <Bike> fiora help somebody help <Bike> anybody
Mon, 01 Apr 2013 22:45:15 +0000 HackBot <Gregor> addquote <elliott> prediction: kmc never comes back * kmc has joined #esoteric
Mon, 01 Apr 2013 01:40:47 +0000 HackBot <Gregor> addquote <Bike> i feel like i should say "sexual dimorphism" winkingly and then transmute myself into a horrid fleshbeast
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:04:00 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn\'t awful <Bike> i believe that\'s how the bolsheviks took over russia as well <Bike> the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:03:45 +0000 HackBot <kmc> delquote 1003
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:03:33 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn\'t awful <Bike> i believe that\'s how the bolsheviks took over russia as well <Bike> the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:03:13 +0000 HackBot <kmc> delquote 1003
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:03:04 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn\'t awful
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 20:00:37 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Gregor> Sgeo: That fact is so fun I can feel my pancreas kicking into overdrive.
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 18:28:12 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> i\'m not actually competent at hacking things <elliott> ummmm kmc dont u mean `cracking\' [tiny glider symbol with "hacker pride" written next to it in silkscreen] [head of a gnu] [tux penguin] <kmc> [face shoved in toilet]
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:54:26 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'999h;999d;1000G\' quotes
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:49:23 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 73
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:43:20 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again [...] <kmc> Domain Name System [...] <kmc> \xe2\x99\xab domain name system \xe2\x99\xab
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:43:12 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 1001
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:41:46 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:41:41 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <oerjan> `quote 1000
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:41:35 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 1000
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:40:57 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 1000
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:40:06 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:22:59 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote this space for rent
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:22:11 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> delquote 1000
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:17:51 +0000 HackBot <hagb4rd> addquote <FreeFull> (0.1 + 0.2) == 0.3 <lambdabot> False <FreeFull>The joys of floating point arithmetic <kmc>what do they say? I <2.9999999999743 floating point
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:17:31 +0000 HackBot <hagb4rd> revert
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:17:21 +0000 HackBot <hagb4rd> addquote FreeFull>> (0.1 + 0.2) == 0.3 <lambdabot> False <FreeFull>The joys of floating point arithmetic <kmc>what do they say? I <2.9999999999743 floating point
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:45:42 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <zzo38> In this timezone is Good Friday today. <zzo38> (It is good because you don\'t have to go to work)
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 20:49:54 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> it\'s such a shame the inventor of lisp was um <elliott> ok i give up
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 20:41:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> elliott: atlas shrugged is basically about wacking galt repeatedly with a giant platonic solid
Thu, 28 Mar 2013 20:11:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <boily> symbian still exists? <fizzie> boily: That is not dead which can eternal lie. <boily> fizzie: and with strange aeons symbian will have >50% market share on mobile devices.
Thu, 28 Mar 2013 05:14:06 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> i don\'t know what that is so i\'m going to assume it\'s a flavor of pocky
Thu, 28 Mar 2013 04:44:49 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Bike> so speaking of something more interesting than whatever that is, [...]
Wed, 27 Mar 2013 14:56:52 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <kmc> error: cuttlefish not synced to vblank <fiora> maybe it\'s a power phase issue <fiora> it\'s like, a european cuttlefish but it\'s using american water
Mon, 25 Mar 2013 04:10:53 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> If you cannot type, then you should learn to type if you want to operate your computer
Sun, 24 Mar 2013 22:41:37 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I don\'t think there are any pope with fractional numbers (except something I made up for the Dungeons&Dragons game)
Sun, 24 Mar 2013 22:23:23 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <zzo38> Papal infallibility means that the pope is allowed to be infallible by himself if he wants to, without requiring a council.
Sat, 23 Mar 2013 23:48:17 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> I think pastaquote should just quote me
Sat, 23 Mar 2013 20:39:15 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> living in the middle ages sounds a lot better once you realize that deep frying had already been invented
Fri, 22 Mar 2013 00:30:03 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/large-asbestoscontaminated-tarantula-on-the-loose-in-cardiff-8544532.html <Phantom_Hoover> finally, a solution to the problem of wales
Tue, 19 Mar 2013 12:56:58 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> i don\'t think hitler made any bf derivatives
Mon, 18 Mar 2013 02:35:59 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <Sgeo> o.O OS/2 is what became NT? I didn\'t really know what OS/2 was
Sun, 17 Mar 2013 10:42:50 +0000 HackBot <monqy> addquote <zzo38> Two eggs costs less than one egg, but if you buy two eggs, you must eat both. Does linear logic do this?
Sun, 17 Mar 2013 00:07:15 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <ais523> is it March 3? <olsner> on some dates, yes
Sat, 16 Mar 2013 18:33:07 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> there\'s more evidence that scammers exist, than that, say, the average Nigerian exists
Tue, 12 Mar 2013 23:37:37 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert 2416
Tue, 12 Mar 2013 23:37:01 +0000 HackBot <Sgeo> revert 2243
Fri, 08 Mar 2013 20:41:39 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'981s/ / /\' quotes
Fri, 08 Mar 2013 19:40:15 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <boily> it\'s raining in newcastle, therefore the elliotts are distinct. <tswett> boily\'s Newcastle Theorem.
Fri, 08 Mar 2013 00:04:33 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> also did you learn Haskell yet <Bike> i think i\'ve got most of it now what are these "type" things
Tue, 05 Mar 2013 21:14:21 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> When I imagine x86 I imagine a Swiss Family Robinson style treehouse, with parts continually bursting into flame underneath as they build higher and higher on the broken remnants of what they slapped together last week.
Sun, 03 Mar 2013 21:03:00 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> kmc: ok i gotta admit i fully support the use of ultrafilters in social sciences
Sat, 02 Mar 2013 23:03:17 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> As Brainfuck derivatives go, it\'s not all that bad, really.
Thu, 28 Feb 2013 04:38:57 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I have no problem if you want to use these drugs and make yourself dead and whatever, but making them legal might ruin the economy.
Wed, 27 Feb 2013 04:48:26 +0000 HackBot <Jafet> addquote <zzo38> I happen to have bash even on this computer
Tue, 26 Feb 2013 23:01:45 +0000 HackBot <Fiora> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, are you just trying to post kmcbait... * Fiora imagines a cardboard box propped up by a stick with a pile of monads inside. <elliott> Fiora: that is actually what Haskell is.
Tue, 26 Feb 2013 23:01:35 +0000 HackBot <Fiora> delquote 974
Tue, 26 Feb 2013 23:00:23 +0000 HackBot <Fiora> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, are you just trying to post kmcbait... *Fiora imagines a cardboard box propped up by a stick with a pile of monads inside. <elliott> Fiora: that is actually what Haskell is.
Tue, 26 Feb 2013 21:46:34 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Bike> i\'ve always wanted to xor swap transfinite ordinals
Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:43:02 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote * ais523 challenges the americans here to remember who lost in the most recent UK general election <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, the lib dems
Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:41:42 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: my department teaches prolog, to second years I think <ais523> some people choose it because it isn\'t ocaml, and then are disappointed to find it has lists
Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:32:52 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <tswett> Hey, what VPN software should I use? <boily> tswett: openvpn. the one, the only, the open, the other qualifiers that begin with "o".
Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:23:55 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <groily> I stand by the argument that fungot is the one making the most sense in this channel.
Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:07:46 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:06:01 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 580
Mon, 25 Feb 2013 21:20:52 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote * fungot has joined #esoteric <boily> woohoo! the one and only fungot is back! <fungot> boily: damn your mother! <boily> ok. never saw that one coming.
Fri, 22 Feb 2013 20:53:14 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> it\'s almost like Haskell is a programming language and not some kind of mathematical rhetorical arguing device
Fri, 22 Feb 2013 10:17:09 +0000 HackBot <Sgeo> addquote <doesthiswork> a comathmatician is a device for turning cotheorems into ffee
Fri, 22 Feb 2013 07:35:24 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Sgeo> I was practically raised by Dilbert.
Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:11:51 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> revert
Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:11:44 +0000 HackBot <hagb4rd> addquote <shachaf>IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSITY: the same universes are better for the same people
Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:09:04 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 225
Tue, 19 Feb 2013 01:46:25 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <Bike> Are you sure this isn\'t the Sims <kallisti> can you get married to your variables? <kallisti> this is a feature I find lacking in most languages
Sun, 17 Feb 2013 14:33:19 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <esomimic> fungot: begrudging pat
Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:17:30 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <boily> oerjan: on those days, I\'m sure this channel becomes some kind of SCP.
Wed, 13 Feb 2013 19:07:38 +0000 HackBot <Gregor> delquote 15
Wed, 13 Feb 2013 00:17:51 +0000 HackBot <ais523> revert 87c64ef250a0
Wed, 13 Feb 2013 00:16:35 +0000 HackBot <ais523> revert 3
Tue, 12 Feb 2013 20:33:05 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> did you know that likes follow you around the internet and steal your browser? <Taneb> I thought that was Phantom_Hoover
Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:39:13 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 29
Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:32:15 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <Taneb> I\'m a story about the prohibition of chocolate
Mon, 11 Feb 2013 06:10:15 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <oklopol> my university spam filter thinks it\'s okay for someone i have never met to discuss "usd 2,142,728.00 dollars" with me and "NEED MY HELP" etc. however, inviting me to a conference? such a nigerian thing to do.
Mon, 11 Feb 2013 06:09:56 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Mon, 11 Feb 2013 06:09:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <oklopol> my university spam filter thinks it\'s okay for someone i have never met to discuss "usd 2,142,728.00 dollars" with me and
Fri, 08 Feb 2013 15:13:18 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <fizzie> The other day (well, the other week) my wife was annoyed with me because she had a dream where I had gotten us plane tickets into a #esoteric meet somewhere in the middle of Greenland in the winter, without asking her first. Plus she wasn\'t really interested in a #esoteric meet at all, let alone one in Greenland, let alone one in Greenland in wintertime. (I think it\'s kind of cold there?)
Fri, 08 Feb 2013 06:39:17 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <lexande> sometimes i am confronted with a problem and i think "I know, I\'ll use Banach-Tarski"
Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:12:11 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <boily> had a fit of a stroke of genius, and google mapped hexham. <boily> it\'s in the friggin middle of nowhere!
Wed, 06 Feb 2013 23:05:06 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> This position is asking for "- Extensive experience with API" <Jafet> You\'re just not qualified, kid.
Wed, 06 Feb 2013 21:44:44 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <boily> ais523: I\'m not sure my grasp of the English language is getting better by visiting this channel..
Wed, 06 Feb 2013 20:36:14 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> if you say "java" three times to a dark mirror does steele come out and lecture you about operator overloading
Wed, 06 Feb 2013 18:59:36 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <fungot> \xc3\x81is523\xc3\x8ek\xc3\x8b\xc3\x87\xc3\x8f52\xc3\x8d\xc2\xbf\xc3\x89n\xc3\x90ffjliated/ais523: ever tried reading while confused?
Wed, 06 Feb 2013 18:44:18 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <boily> not only there is no God, but try to find an APL keyboard on Sunday.
Tue, 05 Feb 2013 23:27:58 +0000 HackBot <olsner> addquote <fungot> but when she saw him fnord and fnord. and then there\'s the fnord, as well as fnord reading sauce with fish, or fnord, that alice quite fnord for it hadn\'t spoken before.
Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:36:05 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:33:57 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 583
Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:01:05 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:00:26 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 583
Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:00:06 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Mon, 04 Feb 2013 17:58:43 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 583
Sun, 03 Feb 2013 22:10:52 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <fungot> kmc: that is just a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there
Sun, 03 Feb 2013 22:10:16 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <jconn> fungot: |open quote <jconn> fungot: | just to help an fnord archive)" [...] <fungot> jconn: i am just as confused. you know, that thing which you might want is broken
Sat, 02 Feb 2013 16:05:54 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <shachaf> oerjan: What\'s cosubtyping? <Phantom_Hoover> some sort of fusion of cosplay and type theory?
Sat, 02 Feb 2013 16:05:50 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Sat, 02 Feb 2013 16:05:45 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <shachaf> oerjan: What\'s cosubtyping <Phantom_Hoover> some sort of fusion of cosplay and type theory?
Sat, 02 Feb 2013 02:40:50 +0000 HackBot <TwilightSpockle> addquote <oerjan> maybe i was violated by a pole once
Fri, 01 Feb 2013 23:37:29 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> what are some good concurrency primitives <ais523> shachaf: how primitive do you want?
Fri, 01 Feb 2013 22:04:31 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <augur> DIE <augur> oh hey elliott
Fri, 01 Feb 2013 19:18:15 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> shachaf: LC_ALL=de_DE.utf-8 errno -l <kmc> Veraltete NFS-Dateizugriffsnummer <kmc> Eingabe-/Ausgabefehler <kmc> "Unterbrechung w\xc3\xa4hrend des Betriebssystemaufrufs" i think that was in the Ring Cycle
Thu, 31 Jan 2013 21:59:17 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> ~eval 1+2 <cuttlefish> Error (127): <elliott> this is a great bot boily i love it
Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:46:38 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <olsner> boily: the man eating chicken is just a normal man, it\'s quite common to eat chicken in some parts of the world
Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:37:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <olsner> as long as you\'re in company where no-one knows both, you can always say either "that\'s just like welsh ll" or "that\'s just like klingon tlh"
Thu, 31 Jan 2013 00:59:22 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> delquote 940
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 12:31:50 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 944
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 12:31:41 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote Testing this bitch
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 05:44:04 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> sed -i \'s/< Sgeo>/<Sgeo>/\' quotes
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 05:37:29 +0000 HackBot <Bike> addquote < Sgeo> I feel like (A.~[:i.[:!#) is verbose
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 00:22:59 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> If that sexy_goats had some sort of namespace, so other things could add their own sexy_goats method to Object or whatever to do something different, I would have no complaint
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 00:08:58 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <RodgerTheGreat> an ieee-754 double does not have enough granular precision to express how little I care
Sun, 27 Jan 2013 04:31:34 +0000 HackBot <monqy> delquote 499
Sun, 27 Jan 2013 04:28:13 +0000 HackBot <monqy> delquote 942
Sun, 27 Jan 2013 04:27:45 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <Sgeo> You miss out on a lot of speculation, which is pretty essential to understanding what\'s going on
Sun, 27 Jan 2013 04:27:38 +0000 HackBot <coppro> revert
Sun, 27 Jan 2013 04:27:26 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <Sgeo> Sgeo> You miss out on a lot of speculation, which is pretty essential to understanding what\'s going on
Sun, 27 Jan 2013 00:04:07 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> "it\'s like The Big Bang Theory but for black people instead of nerds"
Sat, 26 Jan 2013 22:41:07 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> well what is time <elliott> imo: an illusion [...] <Taneb> elliott, I think it\'s more like a burrito <Taneb> If you have too much of time you get ill <Taneb> But damn it felt good <Taneb> You only get out what you put in, unless your time was made by someone else, which isn\'t as fun <ais523> burritos don\'t work like that!
Sat, 26 Jan 2013 05:49:30 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <fungot> Bike: the best acid? where is it?
Fri, 25 Jan 2013 19:01:46 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Bike> well he could register the new tld for just a few thousand fucks
Fri, 25 Jan 2013 04:00:30 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> the pok\xc3\xa9mon theme is very similar to eye of the tiger and not as good
Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:18:27 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> Actually, just as a guess, J might be worse than APL because it\'s restricted to normal (ascii?) characters, I guess
Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:04:19 +0000 HackBot <Sgeo> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> why the fuc <oerjan> i was very annoyed. <Phantom_Hoover> k <Phantom_Hoover> are my socks <Phantom_Hoover> in the wastebin
Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:03:50 +0000 HackBot <Sgeo> revert
Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:02:36 +0000 HackBot <Sgeo> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> why the fuc <oerjan> i was very annoyed. <Phantom_Hoover> k <Phantom_Hoover> are my socks <Phantom_Hoover> in the wastebin
Thu, 24 Jan 2013 09:43:00 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> I searched for newspeak sgeo <Sgeo> "Did you mean: newspeak good "
Thu, 24 Jan 2013 05:52:05 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I do study philosophy of much.
Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:25:10 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 933
Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:24:25 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <Bike>why is the qdbformat even a thing
Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:22:51 +0000 HackBot <Fiora> addquote <kmc> a social network for household appliances <kmc> like, it\'s one thing to have a washing machine that tweets at you when your laundry is done <kmc> but another to have a washing machine that posts to its own wall and can become friends with the toaster <kmc> "Toaster and Bathtub are now: It\'s Complicated"
Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:22:32 +0000 HackBot <Fiora> delquote 932
Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:19:47 +0000 HackBot <Fiora> addquote <kmc> a social network for household appliances <kmc> like, it\'s one thing to have a washing machine that tweets at you when your laundry is done <kmc> but another to have a washing machine that posts to its own wall and can become friends with the toaster <kmc> "Toaster and Bathtub are now: It\'s Complicated"
Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:53:23 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> most things i hear about \'startup culture\' set off the poe\'s law detector
Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:41:53 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <ais523> if you mentioned you\'d rewritten textutils (or is cat coreutils?), I might have guessed what was wrong with the program
Wed, 23 Jan 2013 13:09:53 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <evincar> okay so like <evincar> do <fizzie> Or do not? <evincar> no no <evincar> do <evincar> There is no do not.
Wed, 23 Jan 2013 11:57:16 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> oerjan: humans are very hard to anthropomorphise
Wed, 23 Jan 2013 04:40:13 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <zzo38> Eat people who are in the "food jail".
Mon, 21 Jan 2013 21:17:31 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> back in high school a guy printed out the entire script of portal 1 and was reading it out during a field trip. it\'s possible i\'m mentally scarred
Mon, 21 Jan 2013 20:49:09 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 925
Mon, 21 Jan 2013 20:49:03 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <olsner> Gregor: are you in the brony documentary?
Mon, 21 Jan 2013 20:49:00 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <olsner> Gregor: are you in the brony documentary
Mon, 21 Jan 2013 08:22:36 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> you can define Feather as "Smalltalk done right" if you want to confuse people into wondering why that would involve time travel stuff and all that
Mon, 21 Jan 2013 08:17:39 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> in Smalltalk, as in Feather, in order to do I/O, you must first create the universe <Sgeo> ais523, it seems quite capable of I/O... GUI is a form of I/O <ais523> Sgeo: yeah exactly <ais523> where does the GUI come from? <ais523> it\'s written in Smalltalk, clearly <ais523> and how does the GUI do its I/O? <ais523> if you think about the issue for too long, you end up inventing Feather
Fri, 18 Jan 2013 01:41:27 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'922s/ / /g\' quotes
Fri, 18 Jan 2013 01:40:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> Taneb: STOP TRYING TO GET LENS INTO EVERYTHING <shachaf> Bike: You should use lens! <Taneb> NEVER <Bike> shachaf: i\'m getting mixed messages here
Fri, 18 Jan 2013 01:33:10 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> okay so <elliott> i went to wikimapia per Bike <elliott> and found a tiny little nowhere that looked like it might be it <elliott> zoomed in <elliott> thought aw yeah this looks remote maybe it\'s it <elliott> turns out it\'s hawaii <elliott> i am not very good at this
Fri, 18 Jan 2013 00:26:07 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> Usually I\'d use Rankine, but the fucking weather doesn\'t support it.
Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:02:52 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <shachaf> FOUR SIMULTANEOUS TYPE SYSTEMS IN A SINGLE ROTATION OF THE LAMBDA CUBE
Wed, 16 Jan 2013 02:13:40 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <quintopia> is there a way to tag things on wikipedia as "wtf this makes no sense"? <elliott> quintopia: {{featured article}}
Wed, 16 Jan 2013 02:13:30 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Wed, 16 Jan 2013 02:13:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <quintopia> is there a way to tag things on wikipedia as "wtf this makes no sense"? <elliott> quintopia: {{featured article}}
Tue, 15 Jan 2013 04:17:13 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <oerjan> fungot knows all. <fungot> oerjan: you are correct. there\'s no freedom for free.
Tue, 15 Jan 2013 01:27:44 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Bike> I\'ve heard the manga of Das Kapital is actually pretty good.
Tue, 15 Jan 2013 01:26:44 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> maybe i like pigeons too much
Tue, 15 Jan 2013 00:33:59 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> i fell in love with the first gimmick twitter account that i met who could appreciate georges bataille
Sun, 13 Jan 2013 14:35:00 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> addquote <fizzie> What I learned on the Prolog course is that it\'s a good language if you need a thing that can say "No" a lot.
Sat, 12 Jan 2013 21:04:57 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <zzo38> What is your opinion on the Catholic doctrine and tradition and so on? <Bike> i give it 7/10.
Sat, 12 Jan 2013 20:07:53 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert 1492
Sat, 12 Jan 2013 20:05:34 +0000 HackBot <FreeFull> revert 4
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:48:13 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <oerjan> `pastequotes django <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.5404 <olsner> I\'m still in all of them :( <olsner> someone else get quoted saying django please
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:40:09 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'70s/ *[[]/ [/\' quotes # i think this is the most logical
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:30:20 +0000 HackBot <FireFly> delquote 911
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:30:09 +0000 HackBot <FireFly> addquote *poof* *poof*
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:29:36 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 909
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:27:16 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'911s/^ *//\' quotes
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:26:57 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:26:48 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'911s/^ */$/\' quotes
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:18:51 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'911s/>/> /g\' quotes
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:18:42 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:18:15 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'911s/>/> /\' quotes
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 20:33:16 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'910s/ [[]...] /[...]/g\' quotes
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 16:31:47 +0000 HackBot <hagb4rd> addquote * GreyKnight puts some cookies inside a forcefield \xe2\x8c\x87\xe2\x8c\x87 o o o \xe2\x8c\x87\xe2\x8c\x87 <GreyKnight>what now c00kiemon5ter?!? * c00kiemon5ter omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom <GreyKnight>but how did he get through the forcefield?!? @u@ <c00kiemon5ter>I did not! the cookielicious force within me grew outside the forcefield absording the crumbles <GreyKnight>darn cookie physics
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 12:02:23 +0000 HackBot <GreyKnight> addquote <Bike> the idea is that you can get the information you need from reading the other players, isn\'t it [...] <Bike> and of course, reading isn\'t limited to facial expressions [...] <fizzie> That\'s true, you can read e.g. books.
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 01:15:08 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote this quote is formatted wrong to annoy quitopia also it\'s not a quote
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 01:14:43 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <coppro> GreyKnight: for instance, you can form a poset category from a bunch of tiles <GreyKnight> oh, that\'s why somebody was conflating category theory with bathroom interior design the other day :-D
Thu, 10 Jan 2013 21:37:29 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> btw, I finally discovered what a burrito was, recently <ais523> they\'re kind of nice to eat <ais523> but don\'t really resemble monads
Thu, 10 Jan 2013 21:37:13 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Thu, 10 Jan 2013 21:36:00 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> btw, I finally discovered what a burrito was, recently <<ais523> they\'re kind of nice to eat <ais523> but don\'t really resemble monads
Thu, 10 Jan 2013 21:35:54 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Thu, 10 Jan 2013 21:35:48 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> btw, I finally discovered what a burrito was, recently <<ais523> they\'re kind of nice to eat <<ais523> but don\'t really resemble monads
Thu, 10 Jan 2013 12:06:09 +0000 HackBot <fizzie> addquote <fungot> ais523: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions
Thu, 10 Jan 2013 06:22:20 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> When you\'re a logreader, everything is a quote.
Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:39:12 +0000 HackBot <GreyKnight> addquote <hagb4rd> what is this set? sounds like shakespear <fizzie> Yes, that\'s what people often say about Chrono Trigger.
Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:38:17 +0000 HackBot <GreyKnight> addquote <fizzie> GreyKnight: And Gregor itself is kind of a probability distribution spread all over the globe.
Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:12:44 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <Taneb> That\'s the problem with Tumblr <Taneb> All the porn titles are taken by non-porn people
Sun, 06 Jan 2013 20:56:30 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> mv quotes.1 quotes # Some more formatting errors
Sun, 06 Jan 2013 20:46:16 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> mv quotes.1 quotes # Fix general formatting
Sun, 06 Jan 2013 20:32:47 +0000 HackBot <elliott> hg diff -c 895 | patch -R
Sun, 06 Jan 2013 20:27:21 +0000 HackBot <tswett> delquote 11
Sun, 06 Jan 2013 20:02:42 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'871s/\\( *\\)< /\\1\\1</g\' quotes
Sun, 06 Jan 2013 06:11:16 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <Bike> so, i\'m readng chaitin\'s book on the diophantine thing, and he uses lisp with single-character variable names, in APL\'s character set. is there a reliable test to see if i\'m actually in some caricatured hell?
Sun, 06 Jan 2013 05:30:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <GreyKnight> This might be the lack of sleep talking, but coproduct injections are pretty funny
Sun, 06 Jan 2013 01:35:24 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <kmc> what is the linux equivalent of the magical purple light which makes things glow if they have been involved in a crime <elliott> kmc: nmap??
Sat, 05 Jan 2013 23:33:04 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> i can only hope that the 55 year old nuclear reactor 2 blocks away from my house is too old to have SCADA
Sat, 05 Jan 2013 22:38:21 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <GreyKnight> Taneb: The other day on the channel I came up with BRAINLISPCODE, a LOLCODE-style LISP with an embedded bf derivative. I thought you should know. :-I
Sat, 05 Jan 2013 20:18:05 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: I like how the Victorians hadn\'t quite figured out you were meant to name books something shorter than their contents.
Fri, 04 Jan 2013 23:35:08 +0000 HackBot <olsner> addquote <fizzie> fungot: Are you the previous version of zzo38? <fungot> fizzie: i run some interactive tex programs
Fri, 04 Jan 2013 19:54:12 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <olsner> shachaf: contrary to common belief, #esoteric is not really "a channel for crazy people", but has (ostensibly) a topic... is beaky from finland?
Fri, 04 Jan 2013 14:22:50 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 821
Fri, 04 Jan 2013 07:38:34 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 892
Fri, 04 Jan 2013 00:00:04 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <shachaf> oerjan: Comonads? <oerjan> shachaf: no, feather
Thu, 03 Jan 2013 23:53:10 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Bike> i don\'t even know anything about feather and i\'m getting sick of the time travel jokes
Thu, 03 Jan 2013 20:46:59 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote -!- ais523 has parted #esoteric ("someone is going to mention Feather, I know it").
Wed, 02 Jan 2013 20:12:06 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'892s/\\( *\\)< /\\1\\1</g\' quotes
Wed, 02 Jan 2013 10:19:51 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote < monqy> continuations have a funny problem where something about spaghetti < shachaf> monqy: but wait, i read category theory will save you from spaghetti code because associativity
Mon, 31 Dec 2012 22:54:20 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> obviously you just write a TRIVIAL raytracer as a bash script
Fri, 28 Dec 2012 20:01:07 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> i\'m looking for a haskell-like programming language, meaning that it supports nesting multi-line comments
Fri, 28 Dec 2012 09:55:41 +0000 HackBot <fizzie> sed -ie \'889 s/hard drive/hard drive /\' quotes
Fri, 28 Dec 2012 09:53:18 +0000 HackBot <GreyKnight> addquote <kmc> yes Windows 98 installer, please perform a bad blocks scan of your virtual emulated hard drive <kmc> you have no idea how completely i control your so-called reality
Thu, 27 Dec 2012 00:53:17 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote [on Diplomacy] <Bike> man, that doesn\'t even mention greece at all [...] <Bike> oh, this is about a game, not world war i.
Wed, 26 Dec 2012 14:16:55 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> i like the idea that if you name your country a Soviet Republic you automatically get the right to call up Lenin on the telephone and complain about bathroom pranks
Wed, 26 Dec 2012 01:14:19 +0000 HackBot <greyooze> addquote <kmc> ok i lied when i said i read this article
Tue, 25 Dec 2012 17:52:10 +0000 HackBot <quintopia> addquote <fizzie> Have you eaten in one of the restaurants of the PECTOPAH chain? Those are like EVERYWHERE there.
Mon, 24 Dec 2012 05:13:14 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <zzo38> There is Haskell program "pandoc" to convert formats, so I make "panchess" which is the similar thing but for chess.
Sun, 23 Dec 2012 17:25:01 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> i bet a blog post complaining about ");});});" syntax in JavaScript and comparing it unfavorably to Lisp would get approximately one billion comments on hacker news <Bike> but at what cost? your very \x02soul\x0f, kmc!
Fri, 21 Dec 2012 19:22:43 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <GreyKnight> also if a GNU tar feature doesn\'t make you feel superior to others then you should file a bug report, it was probably unintentional
Fri, 21 Dec 2012 12:31:52 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <zzo38> Did you agree with what my idea was? <elliott> absolutely <monqy> what was your idea ? <elliott> that was my next question
Fri, 21 Dec 2012 12:01:13 +0000 HackBot <GreyKnight> revert
Fri, 21 Dec 2012 12:00:13 +0000 HackBot <GreyKnight> addquote <fizzie> Out new offices are [...] immediately above Siberia
Thu, 20 Dec 2012 23:51:32 +0000 HackBot <quintopia> addquote <zzo38> Yes I am native English speaker, but it is Canadian English, not British English.
Thu, 20 Dec 2012 22:08:12 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <zzo38> The winter solstice is in approx. 13 hours from now <kmc> the mayans warned us <zzo38> Warned you of what? The solstice? <kmc> yes
Thu, 20 Dec 2012 14:50:51 +0000 HackBot <GreyKnight> addquote <c00kiemon5ter> so up is down too
Thu, 20 Dec 2012 11:57:00 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> it\'s weird hanging around people for whom the northernmost point in the world is nottingham
Thu, 20 Dec 2012 02:39:11 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <kmc> it\'s kind of the multiocular O of countries, if you will
Wed, 19 Dec 2012 21:28:38 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'875s/[<]o/ <o/\' quotes
Wed, 19 Dec 2012 21:21:07 +0000 HackBot <quintopia> addquote <pikhq> Conext coyou\'ll cotell come cothat coyou cocan\'t coprefix coeverything cowith co"co". <oerjan> pikhq: coof urse conot!
Wed, 19 Dec 2012 10:47:01 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <oerjan> i think the problem is you\'re trying to interpret finnish as logic.
Tue, 18 Dec 2012 18:59:06 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> i think sand will actually do a poor job of absorbing water inside the large intestine
Tue, 18 Dec 2012 07:34:36 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote < zzo38> What is portable way of load/save floating points in files, using a C code? < kmc> #ifndef __STDC_IEC_559__ #error Here\'s a nickel, kid. Buy a real computer. #endif
Mon, 17 Dec 2012 23:47:39 +0000 HackBot <GreyKnight> addquote <sgeo> GreyKnight, shachaf is like a high-level Forth
Mon, 17 Dec 2012 00:43:11 +0000 HackBot <GreyKnight> delquote 692
Sat, 15 Dec 2012 05:59:09 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> If you write in the text using Unicode then how are you supposed to know if you mean seraphim have seven eyes or do they have ten?
Fri, 14 Dec 2012 23:07:38 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <fungot> elliott: sorry, i don\'t know, some more booze and now, if you eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat! contains exactly the items!
Fri, 14 Dec 2012 18:28:00 +0000 HackBot <GreyKnight> addquote <kmc> so i guess my root of trust for Arch Linux is...typedef int f(float);
Fri, 14 Dec 2012 02:35:52 +0000 HackBot <GreyKnight> addquote <elliott> Deewiant: um???? You\'ve forgotten axiom 1 of everything: everything sucks
Fri, 14 Dec 2012 01:01:33 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> i was going to say that the complexity of a demo grows exponentially with size, but it\'s not so much "exponential" as "faster than any computable function"
Thu, 13 Dec 2012 23:04:47 +0000 HackBot <GreyKnight> addquote <Vorpal> elliott, mostly I want something that takes zero effort to maintain and update once the initial setup is done. <elliott> okay well that is called not linux
Thu, 13 Dec 2012 04:33:15 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 205
Thu, 13 Dec 2012 03:33:17 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 651
Thu, 13 Dec 2012 03:22:54 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> i would subscribe to @zzo38_ebooks <zzo38> kmc: I have no ebooks which can subscribe to
Wed, 12 Dec 2012 23:05:22 +0000 HackBot <GreyKnight> addquote <Bike> "damn, my port of ghc to php isn\'t properly taking javascript booleans into account"
Wed, 12 Dec 2012 22:13:50 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <olsner> FireFly: oh, did you see ion\'s police reindeer? that was ... at least as on-topic as this discussion
Wed, 12 Dec 2012 17:03:14 +0000 HackBot <elliott> hg diff -c 1040 | patch -R
Wed, 12 Dec 2012 11:49:10 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 101
Wed, 12 Dec 2012 09:46:35 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 3
Wed, 12 Dec 2012 09:42:00 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 148
Wed, 12 Dec 2012 08:08:35 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> Do physicists have half-life crises?
Wed, 12 Dec 2012 03:56:36 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <shachaf> Bike: Your client colours people? <Bike> it would be pretty boring to see everyone as white, i get that enough in real life
Tue, 11 Dec 2012 21:39:59 +0000 HackBot <Gregor> addquote <elliott> I kept telling my therapist I wanted more conventional, non-hip-hop-oriented treatment, but it was no use. my shrinkwrapped. <elliott> okay i hate myself for making a pun that bad <elliott> please kill me <elliott> :(
Tue, 11 Dec 2012 05:06:04 +0000 HackBot <kmc> delquote 10
Tue, 11 Dec 2012 00:26:04 +0000 HackBot <Gregor> addquote <kmc> no christmas without christ, no thursday without thor
Mon, 10 Dec 2012 23:24:13 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote [after discussing lens] <hagb4rd> they seem to be the fashion of this winter <GreyKnight> hagb4rd is wearing this season\'s Lens, a stunning little ensemble with functor trim
Mon, 10 Dec 2012 23:23:34 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 863
Mon, 10 Dec 2012 23:22:21 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote [after discussing Haskell lenses] <hagb4rd> they seem to be the fashion of this winter <GreyKnight> hagb4rd is wearing this season\'s Lens, a stunning little ensemble with functor trim
Mon, 10 Dec 2012 23:22:02 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Mon, 10 Dec 2012 23:21:57 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote [after discussing Haskell lenses] <hagb4rd> they seem to be the fashion of this winter <<GreyKnight> hagb4rd is wearing this season\'s Lens, a stunning little ensemble with functor trim
Mon, 10 Dec 2012 23:13:29 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <GreyKnight> headache + train with screeching brakes = headache^2 <hagb4rd> hm..headache + train with no screeching brakes = no head <GreyKnight> On the plus side, no headache anymore
Mon, 10 Dec 2012 16:26:33 +0000 HackBot <elliott> hg diff -c 1002 | patch -R
Mon, 10 Dec 2012 03:56:41 +0000 HackBot <kmc> delquote 290
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 22:09:37 +0000 HackBot <kmc> delquote 171
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 22:07:20 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert 999
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 22:03:40 +0000 HackBot <FreeFull> revert 0
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 21:43:12 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Jafet> The world needs better healthcare, social justice and wealth distribution, but a monads library for clojure surely won't hurt
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 20:47:08 +0000 HackBot <Gregor> addquote <Taneb> Gordon Moore's expected lifespan doubles every 18 months
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 07:27:34 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert 978
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 07:24:31 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote test
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 07:24:30 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote test
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 07:24:28 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote test
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 07:24:26 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote test
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 07:24:25 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote test
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 04:53:05 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> i wrote a better version once but it was broken
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 04:49:24 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 712
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 04:45:07 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert 970
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 04:44:44 +0000 HackBot branch merge
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 04:44:42 +0000 HackBot <kmc> delquote 353
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 04:44:42 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 686
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 04:43:49 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 562
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 04:38:26 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 480
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 03:21:33 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> my current laptop basically works though <kmc> it can even play 8 year old video games as long as it is not raining in the game
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 02:02:59 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> run sed -i quotes -e '861s/X-D /X-D [...]/'
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 01:57:20 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> (unknown command)
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 01:56:37 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 01:56:09 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> (unknown command)
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 01:43:21 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Gregor> Apparently http://code.google.com/p/hgfs/ now exists. <Gregor> Oh, that's 2008. I'm sure I would've found it and rejected it for some reason before then X-D
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 00:48:00 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <olsner> we have PR? <oerjan> the good news is we have PR. the bad news is we borrowed haskell's motto for it. [...] <oerjan> [...] "avoid success at all costs"
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 00:47:33 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 860
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 00:47:00 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <olsner> we have PR? <oerjan> the good news is we have PR. the bad news is we borrowed haskell's motto for it. [...] <oerjan> "avoid success at all costs"
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 00:46:35 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 860
Sun, 09 Dec 2012 00:43:49 +0000 HackBot <GreyKnight> addquote <olsner> we have PR? <oerjan> the good news is we have PR. the bad news is we borrowed haskell's motto for it. <oerjan> "avoid success at all costs"
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 23:23:38 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert 949
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 06:39:55 +0000 HackBot <coppro> delquote 325
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 06:39:05 +0000 HackBot <monqy> revert
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 06:38:33 +0000 HackBot <coppro> delquote 325
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 06:38:25 +0000 HackBot <coppro> delquote 352
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 05:58:50 +0000 HackBot <coppro> delquote 83
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 02:25:38 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Fiora> usb sushi is dangerous. I think I would try to eat it
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 02:24:47 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <monqy> what does it mean for a pencil to be turing complete.... <ais523> monqy: it's the same concept as USB sushi, really
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 02:18:16 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 111
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 02:14:33 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 339
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 02:12:55 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 02:12:32 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <monqy> hi
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 01:52:13 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 382
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 01:50:12 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote [after a quote deletion session] <fungot> ais523: i just checked, and the whole purpose of this is not necessary....
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 01:48:24 +0000 HackBot <ais523> delquote 860
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 01:48:02 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote [after a session of saying five quotes and deleting one] <fungot> ais523: i just checked, and the whole purpose of this is not necessary....
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 01:46:45 +0000 HackBot <ais523> delquote 674
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 01:44:11 +0000 HackBot <ais523> delquote 340
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 01:34:26 +0000 HackBot <ais523> revert
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 01:34:23 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <shachaf> How many quotes are there?
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 01:32:34 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 697
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 01:26:31 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 517
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 01:20:05 +0000 HackBot <ais523> delquote 527
Sat, 08 Dec 2012 01:14:31 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <GreyKnight> fungot, sing me to sleep <fungot> GreyKnight: 53. file://localhost/ mnt/ space/ media/ books/ 1000+sci-fi%20books/%5bebooks%5d%201000+%20sciencefiction%20%26%20fantasy%20novels%20%28.lit%20forma/ pratchett%2c%20terry/ text/ 14/ fnord <GreyKnight> This is not a very good song
Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:49:35 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:29:13 +0000 HackBot <Deewiant> delquote 24
Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:21:19 +0000 HackBot <ais523> revert
Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:20:52 +0000 HackBot <Gregor> run head -n 1 /dev/urandom >> quotes
Fri, 07 Dec 2012 21:40:39 +0000 HackBot <Gregor> addquote <ais523> OK, I'll use roman numerals to reduce confusion
Fri, 07 Dec 2012 01:42:40 +0000 HackBot <kmc> delquote 762
Fri, 07 Dec 2012 01:38:03 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 304
Wed, 05 Dec 2012 21:12:25 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <zzo38> The reason it isn't more popular is because I wrote it today.
Tue, 04 Dec 2012 21:45:46 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <olsner> fungot: what's your view on angels and other otherworldly beings? <fungot> olsner: well i'm mentioning theoretical image to be dumped in rain forests of laukaa.
Mon, 03 Dec 2012 07:39:35 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <fizzie> I was hoping I could be like other people and listen to signals while in a public transport vehicle.
Mon, 03 Dec 2012 07:32:17 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <fizzie> I am a train. There's a wireless network in the train!
Mon, 03 Dec 2012 02:08:25 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> i love how allegedly wine can run all of these different programs but the only one i can actually run is starcraft <kmc> i think wine may secretly be a cleanroom reimplementation of starcraft
Sun, 02 Dec 2012 02:35:35 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 860
Sun, 02 Dec 2012 02:35:07 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <elliott>bike:the formatting rules shall not be broken
Sun, 02 Dec 2012 02:31:56 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Fiora> omg <Fiora> that JIT is really amazing [...] <Gregor> I hear if you listen carefully to the rustling wind on a warm night with a full moon, you can hear the sound of the JIT building ARM functions.
Sun, 02 Dec 2012 02:31:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 859
Sun, 02 Dec 2012 02:29:39 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Fiora> omg <Fiora> that JIT is really amazing [...] <Gregor> I hear if you listen carefully to the rustling wind on a warm night with a full moon, you can hear the sound of the JIT building ARM functions.
Fri, 30 Nov 2012 20:12:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> colemak is for people who think dvorak is too mainstream
Fri, 30 Nov 2012 05:10:00 +0000 HackBot <quintopia> addquote <elliott> seriously q is the best fucking letter in the alphabet
Mon, 26 Nov 2012 01:04:11 +0000 HackBot <FireFly> addquote <oerjan> `welcome Rawlie * zzo38 has joined #esoteric <Rawlie> thank you <zzo38> You're welcome.
Mon, 26 Nov 2012 01:03:38 +0000 HackBot <FireFly> delquote 856
Mon, 26 Nov 2012 01:02:07 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <oerjan> `welcome Rawlie * zzo38 (~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca) has joined #esoteric <Rawlie> thank you <zzo38> You're welcome.
Sun, 25 Nov 2012 02:27:42 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> I think the only lesson I can really take away from this experience is "don't fuck around with vampires".
Fri, 23 Nov 2012 08:58:56 +0000 HackBot <Deewiant> delquote 1
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 23:35:11 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 173
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 23:13:14 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 857
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 23:13:06 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <HackEgo> 55) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? [...] <monqy> whats with 55 [again] <Sgeo_> It's from Sine. <Sgeo_> I could ask in Sine about the context [...] <Sgeo_> I'm currently being told context for 55 <Phantom_Hoover> do tell <Sgeo_> 'Kaelis used to snap at Madelon sometimes whenever she got involved at all in conversations h
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 23:01:33 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <HackEgo> 88) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) [...] <Sgeo_> Is there supposed to be a joke in 88? <Sgeo_> Unless "N-Gage" is some pseudoscientific spiritual mumbo-jumbo, I don't get it. <Sgeo_> Oh, it's a cell phone gaming thing apparently
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 22:58:12 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 769
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 22:56:16 +0000 HackBot <monqy> delquote 472
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 22:46:40 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 62
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 22:39:20 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 22:38:32 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 343
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 22:29:03 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 245
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 22:21:01 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 187
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:57:50 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 320
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:51:02 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 730
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:49:34 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 77
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:47:53 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 864
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:47:43 +0000 HackBot <olsner> addquote <shachaf> fungot <shachaf> fungot <shachaf> fungot <shachaf> fungot <shachaf> fungot <shachaf> hlep
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:44:03 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 254
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:42:13 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 71
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:41:09 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:40:52 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 566
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:35:05 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 52
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:27:47 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 131
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:25:39 +0000 HackBot <ais523> delquote 435
Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:22:42 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> Turns out the apartment had cheese and I just didn't know where it was
Wed, 21 Nov 2012 01:34:06 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> shachaf, your a fucking piece of shit, die and kill your family
Tue, 20 Nov 2012 05:01:06 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 867
Tue, 20 Nov 2012 05:00:33 +0000 HackBot <Sgeo> addquote <elliott> `delquote 867
Tue, 20 Nov 2012 05:00:17 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 867
Tue, 20 Nov 2012 05:00:13 +0000 HackBot <Jafet> addquote <Jafet> `addquote <Jafet> `addquote 867
Tue, 20 Nov 2012 04:59:52 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 867
Tue, 20 Nov 2012 04:59:21 +0000 HackBot <Sgeo> addquote <Sgeo> `delquote 869
Tue, 20 Nov 2012 04:58:44 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 867
Tue, 20 Nov 2012 04:58:20 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <elliott> octets hth
Mon, 19 Nov 2012 23:05:57 +0000 HackBot <Gregor> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> unfortunately df is not yet able to simulate norway
Fri, 09 Nov 2012 09:10:11 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <Jafet> I wonder if Red Alert 4 will use MMIX
Tue, 06 Nov 2012 16:44:54 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <zzo38> Can you vote for just the green party or rainbow party instead of both? <kmc> nope, it is the same party <zzo38> That is the problem with political parties.
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 11:33:34 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 777
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 11:33:23 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 11:31:08 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 778
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 11:27:54 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 656
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 11:19:19 +0000 HackBot <monqy> delquote 181
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 11:16:54 +0000 HackBot branch merge
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 11:16:52 +0000 HackBot <monqy> delquote 68
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 11:16:29 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 136
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 11:10:52 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 700
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 11:03:47 +0000 HackBot <monqy> delquote 739
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 10:45:09 +0000 HackBot <elliott> run sed -i 's/.in the context of Open University. //' quotes
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 10:44:49 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert 827
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 10:44:14 +0000 HackBot branch merge
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 10:44:13 +0000 HackBot <monqy> delquote 606
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 10:44:10 +0000 HackBot <monqy> addquote <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux"
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 10:37:37 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 720
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 10:32:23 +0000 HackBot <monqy> delquote 97
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 10:28:15 +0000 HackBot <monqy> delquote 201
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 10:17:46 +0000 HackBot <monqy> addquote <HackEgo> 499) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof? <itidus20> that's a tough question [...] <Sgeo> miff-muffered moof sounds like a setup to something, but itidus screws it up.
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 10:14:21 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 788
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 10:05:06 +0000 HackBot <monqy> delquote 591
Thu, 01 Nov 2012 03:43:02 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <tswett> But let's ignore the fact that i doesn't exist. Is it even or odd?
Fri, 26 Oct 2012 02:54:11 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> typed racket: anyone using a model m keyboard
Wed, 24 Oct 2012 06:06:09 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote < tswett> You know what, I'm really sleepy and I should go to bed *right now*. I'm not even going to bo
Sun, 21 Oct 2012 09:17:34 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <zzo38> Confucius say too much. -- Recent Chinese Proverb
Sun, 14 Oct 2012 01:13:29 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 470
Sun, 14 Oct 2012 01:12:01 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 872
Sun, 14 Oct 2012 01:10:56 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <Phantom__Hoover> i did not aim for humour, merely offence
Fri, 12 Oct 2012 17:53:07 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <olsner> it's not completely obvious since the displayed nick lengths are rounded to the closest integer
Fri, 05 Oct 2012 21:47:53 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> run sed -i '867s/ <o/ <o/g' quotes
Fri, 05 Oct 2012 21:47:44 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Fri, 05 Oct 2012 21:47:22 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> run sed -i '867s/ <o/ <o/' quotes
Fri, 05 Oct 2012 21:43:49 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Gregor> !rot13 Fluttershy Rainbow Dash Rarity Applejack Twilight Sparkle Pinkie Pie <EgoBot> Syhggreful Envaobj Qnfu Enevgl Nccyrwnpx Gjvyvtug Fcnexyr Cvaxvr Cvr <olsner> oh, they're all named after rot13'd welsh words
Fri, 05 Oct 2012 21:43:14 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 870
Fri, 05 Oct 2012 21:35:18 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Gregor> !rot13 Fluttershy Rainbow Dash Rarity Applejack Twilight Sparkle Pinkie Pie <EgoBot> Syhggreful Envaobj Qnfu Enevgl Nccyrwnpx Gjvyvtug Fcnexyr Cvaxvr Cvr <olsner> oh, they're all named after rot13'd welsh words
Thu, 04 Oct 2012 21:26:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 870
Thu, 04 Oct 2012 21:26:37 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote test\nho
Thu, 04 Oct 2012 21:26:16 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 870
Thu, 04 Oct 2012 21:26:06 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote test\nho
Thu, 04 Oct 2012 21:24:28 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <elliott> `delquote 869
Thu, 04 Oct 2012 21:22:43 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <fizzie> Backups are so like one of those circus guys walking on a wire except with a safety rope.
Thu, 04 Oct 2012 20:51:39 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <oklopol> t <oklopol> y <oklopol> also i didn't say t\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head
Thu, 04 Oct 2012 20:51:26 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Thu, 04 Oct 2012 20:49:38 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> addquote <oklopol> t <oklopol> y <oklopol> also i didn't say t\\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head
Thu, 04 Oct 2012 20:49:21 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> revert
Thu, 04 Oct 2012 20:49:00 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <oklopol> t <oklopol> y <oklopol> also i didn't say t\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head
Thu, 04 Oct 2012 20:48:49 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 867
Thu, 04 Oct 2012 20:47:33 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <oklopol> t <oklopol> y <oklopol> also i didn't say t\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head
Wed, 03 Oct 2012 20:26:12 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Gregor> My latest FB post: The worst part of floating point math is not the fact that 0.1 + 0.2 yields 0.30000000000000004, but trying to explain to people why their language is horribly broken if 0.1 + 0.2 does NOT yield 0.30000000000000004.
Sun, 30 Sep 2012 23:32:49 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <elliott> this sounds sort of like @ kmc <kmc> well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science
Sat, 29 Sep 2012 21:34:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom__Hoover> the scene: it is a warm summer's day in scotland, although one obscured by cloud and the fact that it is september
Sat, 29 Sep 2012 21:34:06 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Sat, 29 Sep 2012 21:33:58 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <hantom__Hoover> the scene: it is a warm summer's day in scotland, although one obscured by cloud and the fact that it is september
Sat, 29 Sep 2012 19:40:31 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <itidus21> and all this time I thought we were talking about postmodern analysis of junk mail delivery methods and simulations of elephant breeding patterns
Thu, 20 Sep 2012 21:24:18 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <kmc> the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon <kmc> it came in a cardboard box <kmc> i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can <kmc> it was amazing
Sat, 15 Sep 2012 06:18:16 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <oklopol> my best guess is 4 years ago but possibly also yesterday
Fri, 14 Sep 2012 06:42:15 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <oklopol> zzo38: i only like games whose names start with "mine"
Mon, 03 Sep 2012 20:13:05 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <madbr> I like the tactile response of actually hitting real balls :D
Sun, 02 Sep 2012 05:02:12 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <zzo38> Because, if it is all wrong, then I should fix it please
Tue, 28 Aug 2012 00:27:24 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> yeah well, petty theft > federal obstruction of justice
Tue, 21 Aug 2012 23:46:29 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 844
Sat, 18 Aug 2012 19:05:30 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote < kmc> but i mean i don't like jogging so i wouldn't like jogging while jerking off either
Wed, 15 Aug 2012 17:34:41 +0000 HackBot <kallisti> addquote <itidus21> i think in general it's against nature for an animal to be a boat
Tue, 14 Aug 2012 05:35:42 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <zzo38> Yes you are correct you must be mad or you wouldn't have come here. No escape either, sorry.
Sat, 28 Jul 2012 07:30:43 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <zzo38> There is no rule in poker that says you have to try hard to win.
Fri, 27 Jul 2012 23:21:37 +0000 HackBot <ais523> delquote 160
Fri, 27 Jul 2012 23:10:18 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote * oerjan makes a brainfuck derivative for quoting xkcds
Tue, 24 Jul 2012 22:01:40 +0000 HackBot <elliott__> addquote <zzo38> But I still sign by my pens and use extra dots and shapes and so on so that I can claim I was threatened to sign it and put those dots there to warn you, or whatever
Sun, 22 Jul 2012 18:58:30 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 788
Sun, 22 Jul 2012 16:28:54 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <fungot> olsner: over the undertow! under the overpass! around the future and not just fnord for example. it's just the syntax
Sat, 21 Jul 2012 23:24:58 +0000 HackBot <elliott__> addquote <ais523> rogues using maces is traditional [...] <ais523> not D&D tradition, people coshing people in back alleys tradition
Sat, 21 Jul 2012 14:29:32 +0000 HackBot <elliott__> addquote <itidus21> world peace is for fascists
Fri, 20 Jul 2012 22:48:41 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott__> i just hit enter b/c its easier than ctrl+a del
Fri, 20 Jul 2012 06:54:26 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> run sed -i '849s/< /</' quotes