log quotes @ 2646:c3c86a75f7d4

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Sat, 13 Apr 2013 15:07:55 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> i had a dream just now where i was in a gymnasium and they had fire alarm pull stations but they also had a similarly shaped "call/cc alarm" which I think you were supposed to pull if you found a way to write call/cc (because it was expected that people in this gymnasium would be doing a lot of programming in total dependently-typed languages)
Sat, 13 Apr 2013 02:28:40 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <FreeFull> So a monoid is something like a mon, so for example pikachu is a monoid
Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:25:32 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> oerjan is spreading the tired rumour that if you play Nietzsche backwards you hear Jewish messages.
Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:15:38 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'1022s/ / /\' quotes
Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:12:16 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fizzie> "May you live in INVISIBLE TIMES." --Old Chinese proverb. (It can look confusing when written with the proper Unicode.)
Fri, 12 Apr 2013 12:37:13 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <ThatOtherPerson> Do you have a girlfriend, fungot? <fungot> ThatOtherPerson: there\'s two.
Fri, 12 Apr 2013 04:19:38 +0000 HackBot <monqy> addquote <itidus21> :D :D oh man.. i wonder if they ever made chess variants based off of animes
Thu, 11 Apr 2013 22:30:00 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> I\'ve also pretended to be Queen Elizabeth the first, but that was a desperate plea for attention
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:10:22 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> in the time it takes light to travel from Hexham to Finland, I can generate almost 20 new topics for #esoteric
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 14:53:18 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <boily> I hate telecom abbreviations I hate telecom abbreviations good morning all I hate telecom abbreviations.
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 01:06:16 +0000 HackBot <elliott> sed -i \'1017s/$/ <Bike> please provide at least two zebrafish you have modified to glow in the dark/\' quotes
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 01:04:50 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> revert
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:54:18 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> delquote 1017
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:54:05 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> man at least job applications in biosciences are just like "you are willing to put your arms through a cow" <kmc> Bike: please send us a link to your CowHub profile of cows you have previously put your arms through on your own time for fun
Sun, 07 Apr 2013 22:29:24 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> healthy immune system is a wonderful thing, you gotta take advantage <kmc> sometimes i eat food off the ground just to keep mine on its toes
Sun, 07 Apr 2013 22:12:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <zzo38> My opinion is that you are all wrong, as far as I can tell.
Sat, 06 Apr 2013 22:16:42 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> It\'s like narnia only with dicks
Sat, 06 Apr 2013 21:28:37 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <zzo38> It appears magenta in my computer only because it is programmed to display bold text as magenta.
Fri, 05 Apr 2013 20:30:32 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <olsner> in category theory, category theory is a theory in the category of theories
Fri, 05 Apr 2013 18:42:39 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <olsner> metar lead to canada, more metar and cows
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 02:10:23 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Bike> W A R N I N G. This source code follows transcomplex computational paths, even where more accurate, real, computational paths exist. <Bike> Y O U H A V E B E E N W A R N E D. <Bike> It literally says that
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 01:18:54 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> Bike: oh huh. addition is really easy.
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 01:01:43 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 1008
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 01:01:24 +0000 HackBot <Fiora> addquote <kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too <kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas <Fiora> oh! he killed hitler <kmc> oh yeah, there we go <kmc> thanks Fiora <Bike> he also killed the guy who killed hitler
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 00:58:08 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too <kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas
Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:21:22 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> and then one day you find, ten years have got behind you, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun <kmc> \xe2\x99\xab <kmc> \xe2\x99\xab \xe2\x99\xab \xe2\x99\xab <kmc> (Unicode needs a character specifically for "Pink Floyd guitar solo")
Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:21:04 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 1007
Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:20:52 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> (Unicode needs a character specifically for "Pink Floyd guitar solo")
Tue, 02 Apr 2013 23:11:59 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> Bike: I think you\'re ready to learn about lens. <Bike> oh god <Bike> fiora help somebody help <Bike> anybody
Mon, 01 Apr 2013 22:45:15 +0000 HackBot <Gregor> addquote <elliott> prediction: kmc never comes back * kmc has joined #esoteric
Mon, 01 Apr 2013 01:40:47 +0000 HackBot <Gregor> addquote <Bike> i feel like i should say "sexual dimorphism" winkingly and then transmute myself into a horrid fleshbeast
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:04:00 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn\'t awful <Bike> i believe that\'s how the bolsheviks took over russia as well <Bike> the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:03:45 +0000 HackBot <kmc> delquote 1003
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:03:33 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn\'t awful <Bike> i believe that\'s how the bolsheviks took over russia as well <Bike> the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:03:13 +0000 HackBot <kmc> delquote 1003
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:03:04 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn\'t awful
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 20:00:37 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Gregor> Sgeo: That fact is so fun I can feel my pancreas kicking into overdrive.
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 18:28:12 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> i\'m not actually competent at hacking things <elliott> ummmm kmc dont u mean `cracking\' [tiny glider symbol with "hacker pride" written next to it in silkscreen] [head of a gnu] [tux penguin] <kmc> [face shoved in toilet]
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:54:26 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'999h;999d;1000G\' quotes
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:49:23 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 73
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:43:20 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again [...] <kmc> Domain Name System [...] <kmc> \xe2\x99\xab domain name system \xe2\x99\xab
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:43:12 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 1001
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:41:46 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:41:41 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <oerjan> `quote 1000
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:41:35 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 1000
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:40:57 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 1000
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:40:06 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:22:59 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote this space for rent
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:22:11 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> delquote 1000
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:17:51 +0000 HackBot <hagb4rd> addquote <FreeFull> (0.1 + 0.2) == 0.3 <lambdabot> False <FreeFull>The joys of floating point arithmetic <kmc>what do they say? I <2.9999999999743 floating point
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:17:31 +0000 HackBot <hagb4rd> revert
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:17:21 +0000 HackBot <hagb4rd> addquote FreeFull>> (0.1 + 0.2) == 0.3 <lambdabot> False <FreeFull>The joys of floating point arithmetic <kmc>what do they say? I <2.9999999999743 floating point
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:45:42 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <zzo38> In this timezone is Good Friday today. <zzo38> (It is good because you don\'t have to go to work)
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 20:49:54 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> it\'s such a shame the inventor of lisp was um <elliott> ok i give up
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 20:41:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> elliott: atlas shrugged is basically about wacking galt repeatedly with a giant platonic solid
Thu, 28 Mar 2013 20:11:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <boily> symbian still exists? <fizzie> boily: That is not dead which can eternal lie. <boily> fizzie: and with strange aeons symbian will have >50% market share on mobile devices.
Thu, 28 Mar 2013 05:14:06 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> i don\'t know what that is so i\'m going to assume it\'s a flavor of pocky
Thu, 28 Mar 2013 04:44:49 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Bike> so speaking of something more interesting than whatever that is, [...]
Wed, 27 Mar 2013 14:56:52 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <kmc> error: cuttlefish not synced to vblank <fiora> maybe it\'s a power phase issue <fiora> it\'s like, a european cuttlefish but it\'s using american water
Mon, 25 Mar 2013 04:10:53 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> If you cannot type, then you should learn to type if you want to operate your computer
Sun, 24 Mar 2013 22:41:37 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I don\'t think there are any pope with fractional numbers (except something I made up for the Dungeons&Dragons game)
Sun, 24 Mar 2013 22:23:23 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <zzo38> Papal infallibility means that the pope is allowed to be infallible by himself if he wants to, without requiring a council.
Sat, 23 Mar 2013 23:48:17 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> I think pastaquote should just quote me
Sat, 23 Mar 2013 20:39:15 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> living in the middle ages sounds a lot better once you realize that deep frying had already been invented
Fri, 22 Mar 2013 00:30:03 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/large-asbestoscontaminated-tarantula-on-the-loose-in-cardiff-8544532.html <Phantom_Hoover> finally, a solution to the problem of wales
Tue, 19 Mar 2013 12:56:58 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> i don\'t think hitler made any bf derivatives
Mon, 18 Mar 2013 02:35:59 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <Sgeo> o.O OS/2 is what became NT? I didn\'t really know what OS/2 was
Sun, 17 Mar 2013 10:42:50 +0000 HackBot <monqy> addquote <zzo38> Two eggs costs less than one egg, but if you buy two eggs, you must eat both. Does linear logic do this?
Sun, 17 Mar 2013 00:07:15 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <ais523> is it March 3? <olsner> on some dates, yes
Sat, 16 Mar 2013 18:33:07 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> there\'s more evidence that scammers exist, than that, say, the average Nigerian exists
Tue, 12 Mar 2013 23:37:37 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert 2416
Tue, 12 Mar 2013 23:37:01 +0000 HackBot <Sgeo> revert 2243
Fri, 08 Mar 2013 20:41:39 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'981s/ / /\' quotes
Fri, 08 Mar 2013 19:40:15 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <boily> it\'s raining in newcastle, therefore the elliotts are distinct. <tswett> boily\'s Newcastle Theorem.
Fri, 08 Mar 2013 00:04:33 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> also did you learn Haskell yet <Bike> i think i\'ve got most of it now what are these "type" things
Tue, 05 Mar 2013 21:14:21 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> When I imagine x86 I imagine a Swiss Family Robinson style treehouse, with parts continually bursting into flame underneath as they build higher and higher on the broken remnants of what they slapped together last week.
Sun, 03 Mar 2013 21:03:00 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> kmc: ok i gotta admit i fully support the use of ultrafilters in social sciences
Sat, 02 Mar 2013 23:03:17 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> As Brainfuck derivatives go, it\'s not all that bad, really.
Thu, 28 Feb 2013 04:38:57 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I have no problem if you want to use these drugs and make yourself dead and whatever, but making them legal might ruin the economy.
Wed, 27 Feb 2013 04:48:26 +0000 HackBot <Jafet> addquote <zzo38> I happen to have bash even on this computer
Tue, 26 Feb 2013 23:01:45 +0000 HackBot <Fiora> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, are you just trying to post kmcbait... * Fiora imagines a cardboard box propped up by a stick with a pile of monads inside. <elliott> Fiora: that is actually what Haskell is.
Tue, 26 Feb 2013 23:01:35 +0000 HackBot <Fiora> delquote 974
Tue, 26 Feb 2013 23:00:23 +0000 HackBot <Fiora> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, are you just trying to post kmcbait... *Fiora imagines a cardboard box propped up by a stick with a pile of monads inside. <elliott> Fiora: that is actually what Haskell is.
Tue, 26 Feb 2013 21:46:34 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Bike> i\'ve always wanted to xor swap transfinite ordinals
Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:43:02 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote * ais523 challenges the americans here to remember who lost in the most recent UK general election <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, the lib dems
Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:41:42 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: my department teaches prolog, to second years I think <ais523> some people choose it because it isn\'t ocaml, and then are disappointed to find it has lists
Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:32:52 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <tswett> Hey, what VPN software should I use? <boily> tswett: openvpn. the one, the only, the open, the other qualifiers that begin with "o".
Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:23:55 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <groily> I stand by the argument that fungot is the one making the most sense in this channel.
Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:07:46 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:06:01 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 580
Mon, 25 Feb 2013 21:20:52 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote * fungot has joined #esoteric <boily> woohoo! the one and only fungot is back! <fungot> boily: damn your mother! <boily> ok. never saw that one coming.
Fri, 22 Feb 2013 20:53:14 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> it\'s almost like Haskell is a programming language and not some kind of mathematical rhetorical arguing device
Fri, 22 Feb 2013 10:17:09 +0000 HackBot <Sgeo> addquote <doesthiswork> a comathmatician is a device for turning cotheorems into ffee
Fri, 22 Feb 2013 07:35:24 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Sgeo> I was practically raised by Dilbert.
Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:11:51 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> revert
Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:11:44 +0000 HackBot <hagb4rd> addquote <shachaf>IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSITY: the same universes are better for the same people
Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:09:04 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 225
Tue, 19 Feb 2013 01:46:25 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <Bike> Are you sure this isn\'t the Sims <kallisti> can you get married to your variables? <kallisti> this is a feature I find lacking in most languages
Sun, 17 Feb 2013 14:33:19 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <esomimic> fungot: begrudging pat
Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:17:30 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <boily> oerjan: on those days, I\'m sure this channel becomes some kind of SCP.
Wed, 13 Feb 2013 19:07:38 +0000 HackBot <Gregor> delquote 15
Wed, 13 Feb 2013 00:17:51 +0000 HackBot <ais523> revert 87c64ef250a0
Wed, 13 Feb 2013 00:16:35 +0000 HackBot <ais523> revert 3
Tue, 12 Feb 2013 20:33:05 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> did you know that likes follow you around the internet and steal your browser? <Taneb> I thought that was Phantom_Hoover
Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:39:13 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 29
Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:32:15 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <Taneb> I\'m a story about the prohibition of chocolate
Mon, 11 Feb 2013 06:10:15 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <oklopol> my university spam filter thinks it\'s okay for someone i have never met to discuss "usd 2,142,728.00 dollars" with me and "NEED MY HELP" etc. however, inviting me to a conference? such a nigerian thing to do.
Mon, 11 Feb 2013 06:09:56 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Mon, 11 Feb 2013 06:09:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <oklopol> my university spam filter thinks it\'s okay for someone i have never met to discuss "usd 2,142,728.00 dollars" with me and
Fri, 08 Feb 2013 15:13:18 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <fizzie> The other day (well, the other week) my wife was annoyed with me because she had a dream where I had gotten us plane tickets into a #esoteric meet somewhere in the middle of Greenland in the winter, without asking her first. Plus she wasn\'t really interested in a #esoteric meet at all, let alone one in Greenland, let alone one in Greenland in wintertime. (I think it\'s kind of cold there?)
Fri, 08 Feb 2013 06:39:17 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <lexande> sometimes i am confronted with a problem and i think "I know, I\'ll use Banach-Tarski"
Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:12:11 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <boily> had a fit of a stroke of genius, and google mapped hexham. <boily> it\'s in the friggin middle of nowhere!
Wed, 06 Feb 2013 23:05:06 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> This position is asking for "- Extensive experience with API" <Jafet> You\'re just not qualified, kid.
Wed, 06 Feb 2013 21:44:44 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <boily> ais523: I\'m not sure my grasp of the English language is getting better by visiting this channel..
Wed, 06 Feb 2013 20:36:14 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> if you say "java" three times to a dark mirror does steele come out and lecture you about operator overloading
Wed, 06 Feb 2013 18:59:36 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <fungot> \xc3\x81is523\xc3\x8ek\xc3\x8b\xc3\x87\xc3\x8f52\xc3\x8d\xc2\xbf\xc3\x89n\xc3\x90ffjliated/ais523: ever tried reading while confused?
Wed, 06 Feb 2013 18:44:18 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <boily> not only there is no God, but try to find an APL keyboard on Sunday.
Tue, 05 Feb 2013 23:27:58 +0000 HackBot <olsner> addquote <fungot> but when she saw him fnord and fnord. and then there\'s the fnord, as well as fnord reading sauce with fish, or fnord, that alice quite fnord for it hadn\'t spoken before.
Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:36:05 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:33:57 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 583
Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:01:05 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:00:26 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 583
Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:00:06 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Mon, 04 Feb 2013 17:58:43 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 583
Sun, 03 Feb 2013 22:10:52 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <fungot> kmc: that is just a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there
Sun, 03 Feb 2013 22:10:16 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <jconn> fungot: |open quote <jconn> fungot: | just to help an fnord archive)" [...] <fungot> jconn: i am just as confused. you know, that thing which you might want is broken
Sat, 02 Feb 2013 16:05:54 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <shachaf> oerjan: What\'s cosubtyping? <Phantom_Hoover> some sort of fusion of cosplay and type theory?
Sat, 02 Feb 2013 16:05:50 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Sat, 02 Feb 2013 16:05:45 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <shachaf> oerjan: What\'s cosubtyping <Phantom_Hoover> some sort of fusion of cosplay and type theory?
Sat, 02 Feb 2013 02:40:50 +0000 HackBot <TwilightSpockle> addquote <oerjan> maybe i was violated by a pole once
Fri, 01 Feb 2013 23:37:29 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> what are some good concurrency primitives <ais523> shachaf: how primitive do you want?
Fri, 01 Feb 2013 22:04:31 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <augur> DIE <augur> oh hey elliott
Fri, 01 Feb 2013 19:18:15 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> shachaf: LC_ALL=de_DE.utf-8 errno -l <kmc> Veraltete NFS-Dateizugriffsnummer <kmc> Eingabe-/Ausgabefehler <kmc> "Unterbrechung w\xc3\xa4hrend des Betriebssystemaufrufs" i think that was in the Ring Cycle
Thu, 31 Jan 2013 21:59:17 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> ~eval 1+2 <cuttlefish> Error (127): <elliott> this is a great bot boily i love it
Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:46:38 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <olsner> boily: the man eating chicken is just a normal man, it\'s quite common to eat chicken in some parts of the world
Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:37:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <olsner> as long as you\'re in company where no-one knows both, you can always say either "that\'s just like welsh ll" or "that\'s just like klingon tlh"
Thu, 31 Jan 2013 00:59:22 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> delquote 940
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 12:31:50 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 944
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 12:31:41 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote Testing this bitch
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 05:44:04 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> sed -i \'s/< Sgeo>/<Sgeo>/\' quotes
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 05:37:29 +0000 HackBot <Bike> addquote < Sgeo> I feel like (A.~[:i.[:!#) is verbose
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 00:22:59 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> If that sexy_goats had some sort of namespace, so other things could add their own sexy_goats method to Object or whatever to do something different, I would have no complaint
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 00:08:58 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <RodgerTheGreat> an ieee-754 double does not have enough granular precision to express how little I care
Sun, 27 Jan 2013 04:31:34 +0000 HackBot <monqy> delquote 499
Sun, 27 Jan 2013 04:28:13 +0000 HackBot <monqy> delquote 942
Sun, 27 Jan 2013 04:27:45 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <Sgeo> You miss out on a lot of speculation, which is pretty essential to understanding what\'s going on
Sun, 27 Jan 2013 04:27:38 +0000 HackBot <coppro> revert
Sun, 27 Jan 2013 04:27:26 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <Sgeo> Sgeo> You miss out on a lot of speculation, which is pretty essential to understanding what\'s going on
Sun, 27 Jan 2013 00:04:07 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> "it\'s like The Big Bang Theory but for black people instead of nerds"
Sat, 26 Jan 2013 22:41:07 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> well what is time <elliott> imo: an illusion [...] <Taneb> elliott, I think it\'s more like a burrito <Taneb> If you have too much of time you get ill <Taneb> But damn it felt good <Taneb> You only get out what you put in, unless your time was made by someone else, which isn\'t as fun <ais523> burritos don\'t work like that!
Sat, 26 Jan 2013 05:49:30 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <fungot> Bike: the best acid? where is it?
Fri, 25 Jan 2013 19:01:46 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Bike> well he could register the new tld for just a few thousand fucks
Fri, 25 Jan 2013 04:00:30 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> the pok\xc3\xa9mon theme is very similar to eye of the tiger and not as good
Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:18:27 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> Actually, just as a guess, J might be worse than APL because it\'s restricted to normal (ascii?) characters, I guess
Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:04:19 +0000 HackBot <Sgeo> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> why the fuc <oerjan> i was very annoyed. <Phantom_Hoover> k <Phantom_Hoover> are my socks <Phantom_Hoover> in the wastebin
Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:03:50 +0000 HackBot <Sgeo> revert
Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:02:36 +0000 HackBot <Sgeo> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> why the fuc <oerjan> i was very annoyed. <Phantom_Hoover> k <Phantom_Hoover> are my socks <Phantom_Hoover> in the wastebin
Thu, 24 Jan 2013 09:43:00 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> I searched for newspeak sgeo <Sgeo> "Did you mean: newspeak good "
Thu, 24 Jan 2013 05:52:05 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I do study philosophy of much.
Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:25:10 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 933
Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:24:25 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <Bike>why is the qdbformat even a thing
Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:22:51 +0000 HackBot <Fiora> addquote <kmc> a social network for household appliances <kmc> like, it\'s one thing to have a washing machine that tweets at you when your laundry is done <kmc> but another to have a washing machine that posts to its own wall and can become friends with the toaster <kmc> "Toaster and Bathtub are now: It\'s Complicated"
Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:22:32 +0000 HackBot <Fiora> delquote 932
Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:19:47 +0000 HackBot <Fiora> addquote <kmc> a social network for household appliances <kmc> like, it\'s one thing to have a washing machine that tweets at you when your laundry is done <kmc> but another to have a washing machine that posts to its own wall and can become friends with the toaster <kmc> "Toaster and Bathtub are now: It\'s Complicated"
Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:53:23 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> most things i hear about \'startup culture\' set off the poe\'s law detector
Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:41:53 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <ais523> if you mentioned you\'d rewritten textutils (or is cat coreutils?), I might have guessed what was wrong with the program
Wed, 23 Jan 2013 13:09:53 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <evincar> okay so like <evincar> do <fizzie> Or do not? <evincar> no no <evincar> do <evincar> There is no do not.
Wed, 23 Jan 2013 11:57:16 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> oerjan: humans are very hard to anthropomorphise
Wed, 23 Jan 2013 04:40:13 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <zzo38> Eat people who are in the "food jail".
Mon, 21 Jan 2013 21:17:31 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> back in high school a guy printed out the entire script of portal 1 and was reading it out during a field trip. it\'s possible i\'m mentally scarred
Mon, 21 Jan 2013 20:49:09 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 925
Mon, 21 Jan 2013 20:49:03 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <olsner> Gregor: are you in the brony documentary?
Mon, 21 Jan 2013 20:49:00 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <olsner> Gregor: are you in the brony documentary
Mon, 21 Jan 2013 08:22:36 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> you can define Feather as "Smalltalk done right" if you want to confuse people into wondering why that would involve time travel stuff and all that
Mon, 21 Jan 2013 08:17:39 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> in Smalltalk, as in Feather, in order to do I/O, you must first create the universe <Sgeo> ais523, it seems quite capable of I/O... GUI is a form of I/O <ais523> Sgeo: yeah exactly <ais523> where does the GUI come from? <ais523> it\'s written in Smalltalk, clearly <ais523> and how does the GUI do its I/O? <ais523> if you think about the issue for too long, you end up inventing Feather
Fri, 18 Jan 2013 01:41:27 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'922s/ / /g\' quotes
Fri, 18 Jan 2013 01:40:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> Taneb: STOP TRYING TO GET LENS INTO EVERYTHING <shachaf> Bike: You should use lens! <Taneb> NEVER <Bike> shachaf: i\'m getting mixed messages here
Fri, 18 Jan 2013 01:33:10 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> okay so <elliott> i went to wikimapia per Bike <elliott> and found a tiny little nowhere that looked like it might be it <elliott> zoomed in <elliott> thought aw yeah this looks remote maybe it\'s it <elliott> turns out it\'s hawaii <elliott> i am not very good at this
Fri, 18 Jan 2013 00:26:07 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> Usually I\'d use Rankine, but the fucking weather doesn\'t support it.
Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:02:52 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <shachaf> FOUR SIMULTANEOUS TYPE SYSTEMS IN A SINGLE ROTATION OF THE LAMBDA CUBE
Wed, 16 Jan 2013 02:13:40 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <quintopia> is there a way to tag things on wikipedia as "wtf this makes no sense"? <elliott> quintopia: {{featured article}}
Wed, 16 Jan 2013 02:13:30 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Wed, 16 Jan 2013 02:13:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <quintopia> is there a way to tag things on wikipedia as "wtf this makes no sense"? <elliott> quintopia: {{featured article}}
Tue, 15 Jan 2013 04:17:13 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <oerjan> fungot knows all. <fungot> oerjan: you are correct. there\'s no freedom for free.
Tue, 15 Jan 2013 01:27:44 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Bike> I\'ve heard the manga of Das Kapital is actually pretty good.
Tue, 15 Jan 2013 01:26:44 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> maybe i like pigeons too much
Tue, 15 Jan 2013 00:33:59 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> i fell in love with the first gimmick twitter account that i met who could appreciate georges bataille
Sun, 13 Jan 2013 14:35:00 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> addquote <fizzie> What I learned on the Prolog course is that it\'s a good language if you need a thing that can say "No" a lot.
Sat, 12 Jan 2013 21:04:57 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <zzo38> What is your opinion on the Catholic doctrine and tradition and so on? <Bike> i give it 7/10.
Sat, 12 Jan 2013 20:07:53 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert 1492
Sat, 12 Jan 2013 20:05:34 +0000 HackBot <FreeFull> revert 4
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:48:13 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <oerjan> `pastequotes django <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.5404 <olsner> I\'m still in all of them :( <olsner> someone else get quoted saying django please
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:40:09 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'70s/ *[[]/ [/\' quotes # i think this is the most logical
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:30:20 +0000 HackBot <FireFly> delquote 911
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:30:09 +0000 HackBot <FireFly> addquote *poof* *poof*
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:29:36 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 909
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:27:16 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'911s/^ *//\' quotes
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:26:57 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:26:48 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'911s/^ */$/\' quotes
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:18:51 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'911s/>/> /g\' quotes
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:18:42 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:18:15 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'911s/>/> /\' quotes
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 20:33:16 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'910s/ [[]...] /[...]/g\' quotes
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 16:31:47 +0000 HackBot <hagb4rd> addquote * GreyKnight puts some cookies inside a forcefield \xe2\x8c\x87\xe2\x8c\x87 o o o \xe2\x8c\x87\xe2\x8c\x87 <GreyKnight>what now c00kiemon5ter?!? * c00kiemon5ter omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom <GreyKnight>but how did he get through the forcefield?!? @u@ <c00kiemon5ter>I did not! the cookielicious force within me grew outside the forcefield absording the crumbles <GreyKnight>darn cookie physics
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 12:02:23 +0000 HackBot <GreyKnight> addquote <Bike> the idea is that you can get the information you need from reading the other players, isn\'t it [...] <Bike> and of course, reading isn\'t limited to facial expressions [...] <fizzie> That\'s true, you can read e.g. books.
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 01:15:08 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote this quote is formatted wrong to annoy quitopia also it\'s not a quote
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 01:14:43 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <coppro> GreyKnight: for instance, you can form a poset category from a bunch of tiles <GreyKnight> oh, that\'s why somebody was conflating category theory with bathroom interior design the other day :-D
Thu, 10 Jan 2013 21:37:29 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> btw, I finally discovered what a burrito was, recently <ais523> they\'re kind of nice to eat <ais523> but don\'t really resemble monads
Thu, 10 Jan 2013 21:37:13 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Thu, 10 Jan 2013 21:36:00 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> btw, I finally discovered what a burrito was, recently <<ais523> they\'re kind of nice to eat <ais523> but don\'t really resemble monads
Thu, 10 Jan 2013 21:35:54 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Thu, 10 Jan 2013 21:35:48 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> btw, I finally discovered what a burrito was, recently <<ais523> they\'re kind of nice to eat <<ais523> but don\'t really resemble monads
Thu, 10 Jan 2013 12:06:09 +0000 HackBot <fizzie> addquote <fungot> ais523: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions
Thu, 10 Jan 2013 06:22:20 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> When you\'re a logreader, everything is a quote.
Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:39:12 +0000 HackBot <GreyKnight> addquote <hagb4rd> what is this set? sounds like shakespear <fizzie> Yes, that\'s what people often say about Chrono Trigger.
Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:38:17 +0000 HackBot <GreyKnight> addquote <fizzie> GreyKnight: And Gregor itself is kind of a probability distribution spread all over the globe.
Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:12:44 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <Taneb> That\'s the problem with Tumblr <Taneb> All the porn titles are taken by non-porn people
Sun, 06 Jan 2013 20:56:30 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> mv quotes.1 quotes # Some more formatting errors
Sun, 06 Jan 2013 20:46:16 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> mv quotes.1 quotes # Fix general formatting
Sun, 06 Jan 2013 20:32:47 +0000 HackBot <elliott> hg diff -c 895 | patch -R
Sun, 06 Jan 2013 20:27:21 +0000 HackBot <tswett> delquote 11
Sun, 06 Jan 2013 20:02:42 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'871s/\\( *\\)< /\\1\\1</g\' quotes
Sun, 06 Jan 2013 06:11:16 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <Bike> so, i\'m readng chaitin\'s book on the diophantine thing, and he uses lisp with single-character variable names, in APL\'s character set. is there a reliable test to see if i\'m actually in some caricatured hell?
Sun, 06 Jan 2013 05:30:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <GreyKnight> This might be the lack of sleep talking, but coproduct injections are pretty funny
Sun, 06 Jan 2013 01:35:24 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <kmc> what is the linux equivalent of the magical purple light which makes things glow if they have been involved in a crime <elliott> kmc: nmap??
Sat, 05 Jan 2013 23:33:04 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> i can only hope that the 55 year old nuclear reactor 2 blocks away from my house is too old to have SCADA
Sat, 05 Jan 2013 22:38:21 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <GreyKnight> Taneb: The other day on the channel I came up with BRAINLISPCODE, a LOLCODE-style LISP with an embedded bf derivative. I thought you should know. :-I
Sat, 05 Jan 2013 20:18:05 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: I like how the Victorians hadn\'t quite figured out you were meant to name books something shorter than their contents.
Fri, 04 Jan 2013 23:35:08 +0000 HackBot <olsner> addquote <fizzie> fungot: Are you the previous version of zzo38? <fungot> fizzie: i run some interactive tex programs
Fri, 04 Jan 2013 19:54:12 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <olsner> shachaf: contrary to common belief, #esoteric is not really "a channel for crazy people", but has (ostensibly) a topic... is beaky from finland?
Fri, 04 Jan 2013 14:22:50 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 821
Fri, 04 Jan 2013 07:38:34 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 892
Fri, 04 Jan 2013 00:00:04 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <shachaf> oerjan: Comonads? <oerjan> shachaf: no, feather
Thu, 03 Jan 2013 23:53:10 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Bike> i don\'t even know anything about feather and i\'m getting sick of the time travel jokes
Thu, 03 Jan 2013 20:46:59 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote -!- ais523 has parted #esoteric ("someone is going to mention Feather, I know it").
Wed, 02 Jan 2013 20:12:06 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'892s/\\( *\\)< /\\1\\1</g\' quotes
Wed, 02 Jan 2013 10:19:51 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote < monqy> continuations have a funny problem where something about spaghetti < shachaf> monqy: but wait, i read category theory will save you from spaghetti code because associativity
Mon, 31 Dec 2012 22:54:20 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> obviously you just write a TRIVIAL raytracer as a bash script
Fri, 28 Dec 2012 20:01:07 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> i\'m looking for a haskell-like programming language, meaning that it supports nesting multi-line comments
Fri, 28 Dec 2012 09:55:41 +0000 HackBot <fizzie> sed -ie \'889 s/hard drive/hard drive /\' quotes