log quotes @ 3243:b16673df707a

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Thu, 27 Jun 2013 00:07:27 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Bike> Fiora: how long does it take to factor 8616460799 <Fiora> Bike: I think using gnfs to factor that would be like using a nuclear weapon to sterilize a needle
Wed, 26 Jun 2013 03:23:19 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Sgeo> People are up in arms about Dilbert
Mon, 24 Jun 2013 21:25:14 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <katla> i guess this game is what you get if you remove everything good from super metroid then try to make a game out of whats left
Sun, 23 Jun 2013 22:15:08 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> the trouble with sushi is that it\'s often made of dead fish
Sat, 22 Jun 2013 20:59:25 +0000 HackBot <kmc> sed -i \'1059s/utoneq/ utoneq/\' quotes
Sat, 22 Jun 2013 20:58:59 +0000 HackBot <kmc> sed -i \'1059s/ utoneq/utoneq/\' quotes
Sat, 22 Jun 2013 20:51:41 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'1059s/ <[^ ]/ &/g\' quotes
Sat, 22 Jun 2013 20:51:27 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Sat, 22 Jun 2013 20:51:06 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'1059s/ <[^ ]/ \\&/\' quotes
Sat, 22 Jun 2013 20:49:05 +0000 HackBot <nooodl> addquote <kmc> 05:09 < utoneq> what exactly is a monad.. and where is the difference to a set or a tuple? <elliott> kmc: the difference is that a monad is a triple <elliott> one more element
Fri, 21 Jun 2013 02:28:52 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Koen_> ohhhhh right for some reason I was assuming miles/km was the same as dollar/euro
Fri, 21 Jun 2013 00:38:34 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Bike> i can say "no, i mean the WEIRD porn" in over six japonic languages
Thu, 20 Jun 2013 08:52:43 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ion> \xe2\x80\x9cHaiers Medical-Circular Stapler For Rectal Prolapse And Hemorrhoids.wmv\xe2\x80\x9d /me refrains from clicking <olsner> good choice <ion> Yes, i\xe2\x80\x99m pretty happy about it.
Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:43:41 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <oklopol> is this an actual log for one day of ircing or is this a collection of stuff that SHAPED MY LIFE
Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:19:18 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <kmc> doom <Bike> YES <Bike> oh no
Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:44:01 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <shachaf> kmc: you gotta tell me if you\'re an op
Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:54:19 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <+kmc> we are amused <+kmc> the royal +v
Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:14:09 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> that reminds me of a great quote about bird semen
Mon, 10 Jun 2013 03:43:45 +0000 HackBot <kmc> delquote 1051
Mon, 10 Jun 2013 03:38:24 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Sgeo> That think you podded doesn\'t have any pod :psyduck:
Mon, 10 Jun 2013 02:38:33 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> i think delivery sushi is one of those habits that can rapidly consume all of one\'s money <kmc> like cocaine
Sun, 09 Jun 2013 02:51:33 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <shachaf> your first mistake was making your second mistake
Wed, 05 Jun 2013 20:18:19 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <shachaf> shadowing, more like shadowing
Wed, 05 Jun 2013 01:35:39 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Bike> I\'m glad I quit programming to take up listening to numbers stations
Sun, 02 Jun 2013 21:50:46 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> would not be surprised to find out this tumblr is guerilla marketing by wolfram co to sell mathematica to stoners
Sun, 02 Jun 2013 20:04:33 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> addquote <oerjan> this new apartment stuff has interesting side effects: i\'m now getting physical spam.
Sun, 02 Jun 2013 04:43:34 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <mnoqy> the theory\'s probably not \x02bad\x0f, but calculus is one of those things that\'s so dang applicable that everyone only ever talks about how to apply it and compute with it and uuuuurgh(barf) <mnoqy> so i stay away from it
Sun, 02 Jun 2013 04:43:26 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> revert
Sun, 02 Jun 2013 04:42:47 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <mnoqy> the theory\'s probably not bad, but calculus is one of those things that\'s so dang applicable that everyone only ever talks about how to apply it and compute with it and uuuuurgh(barf) <mnoqy> so i stay away from it
Fri, 31 May 2013 18:15:55 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> elliott: it\'s not so much that I\'ve failed, just that I have not yet succeeded
Wed, 29 May 2013 15:55:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fungot> boily: that is just a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there
Tue, 28 May 2013 20:48:20 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> esolangs were originally developed to protest socialism in italy in the 30s
Mon, 27 May 2013 17:59:14 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <cpressey> man, i don\'t remember. i\'m semi-retired now. i don\'t do esolangs, mostly i just make furry fanart
Sun, 26 May 2013 09:39:38 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 814
Sat, 25 May 2013 10:28:29 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 572
Fri, 24 May 2013 08:08:18 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <elliott> beautiful summer / massacres in qusayr / sent from my iphone
Wed, 22 May 2013 06:55:21 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Bike> can sex be liberated from the von neumann position
Wed, 22 May 2013 05:47:53 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <kmc> the real GNU kernel is GRUB
Mon, 20 May 2013 20:25:36 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <oerjan> i vaguely thought sigbovik was all jokes? <Bike> oerjan: jokes written by CS people, so none of it\'s funny, just sad
Sat, 18 May 2013 20:59:08 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> i think we need more clever well-recognized idioms based on nematodes
Fri, 17 May 2013 17:16:03 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <Gregor> Eyeballs are delicious, but they\'re an ADDICTION.
Sun, 12 May 2013 12:08:47 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> ok confession time <Bike> because of the whole "generation" thing i thought that kids were born in waves until i was like twelve <Bike> and everybody like reproduced at the same time
Wed, 08 May 2013 18:22:22 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Jafet> Is there a debian package for making lousy debian forks
Wed, 08 May 2013 01:41:05 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Sgeo> So. In general. Fuck ... actually, I\'m not really annoyed at anything right now
Mon, 06 May 2013 04:51:18 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <elliott> five fucks away from installing ubuntu
Sun, 05 May 2013 13:13:20 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Tanea> ...I\'m organising a picnic on Facebook in rhyming couplets
Sat, 04 May 2013 19:15:35 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> http://www.amazon.com/Someone-Cuttlefish-Shapeshifter-Erotica-ebook/dp/B0087PTMW2 i hope you know this is going to /fuck up/ my amazon recs
Sat, 04 May 2013 14:31:02 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <Sgeo> Should I watch Watchmen or read Watchmen? [...] <NihilistDandy> Please, who *watches* The Watchmen?
Sat, 04 May 2013 06:19:13 +0000 HackBot <coppro> revert
Sat, 04 May 2013 06:18:50 +0000 HackBot <coppro> delquote 310
Sat, 04 May 2013 06:14:30 +0000 HackBot <coppro> delquote 68
Sat, 04 May 2013 06:06:35 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> you\'d almost think somalian domain-name management is a bit sloppy
Sat, 04 May 2013 06:05:48 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <Bike> whenever you feel bad about projecting just think: "at least i\'m not freud"
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:30:12 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 73
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:29:43 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> revert
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:29:22 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> delquote 744
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:29:08 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> delquote 621
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:25:59 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 300
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:25:33 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> delquote 757
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:24:39 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:24:26 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 543
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:18:50 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 232
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:18:47 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 846
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:16:12 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> delquote 709
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:05:24 +0000 HackBot <FireFly> delquote 450
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:02:13 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 129
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:01:25 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> delquote 886
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:00:54 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> delquote 299
Wed, 01 May 2013 13:45:31 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> i would visit elliott but i\'m vegetarian
Thu, 25 Apr 2013 14:14:37 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> sometimes i wake up and my name has grown more consonants
Fri, 19 Apr 2013 16:18:03 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <fungot> ThatOtherPerson: undefined variable \' annoy\'. you can\'t infer a static semantic for the language
Fri, 19 Apr 2013 15:29:19 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> delquote 738
Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:56:54 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:56:26 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> sed -i \'1036s/shachaf: //\' quotes
Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:38:38 +0000 HackBot <elliott> sed -i \'1036s/>/> /\' quotes
Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:37:00 +0000 HackBot <hagb4rd> addquote <Fiora>shachaf: make friends. help people. find ways to help people be happy. hug people. have fun. make the world a little bit better.
Wed, 17 Apr 2013 21:53:39 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <fizzie> ... <fizzie> I was thinking maybe octave\'s fact() function is the factorial. <fizzie> octave:1> fact(20) <fizzie> Richad Stallman\'s pinky finger is really a USB memory stick. <fizzie> I don\'t think that\'s 20!.
Wed, 17 Apr 2013 18:12:52 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <Bike> \xe2\x97\x8a_______________________\xe2\x97\x8a <elliott> help. <Phantom_Hoover> jesus christ elliott <Phantom_Hoover> apply pressure evenly when jamming eyes open
Tue, 16 Apr 2013 21:36:17 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> if you make pickles with strange salts then you can\'t eat them, but you can electrocute them and they glow different colors
Tue, 16 Apr 2013 05:46:56 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> LIST OF ACRONYMS: List Integrating Some Terminology Of Fine Authentic Credibility Relating to Our New Year Media System
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 22:18:10 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 1032
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 22:17:57 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 1033
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 21:11:43 +0000 HackBot <doesthiswork> addquote nooodl No output.
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 21:11:03 +0000 HackBot <doesthiswork> addquote nooodle no output
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 13:32:03 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <ais523> in soviet russia, what sees you is what gets you
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 07:21:31 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <fizzie> "Compact fluorescent light bulbs are often criticized for being dim --" that\'s kind of rude!
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 05:11:35 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 05:10:36 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 03:04:06 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <shachaf> "would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation" would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 02:50:30 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> that is better than any made up story i was about to tell
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 02:39:14 +0000 HackBot <Gregor> addquote <olsner> I\'ve seen horses jump on tv, they can probably jump in scotland too
Sat, 13 Apr 2013 15:18:33 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <kmc> i had a dream just now where i was in a gymnasium and they had fire alarm pull stations but they also had a similarly shaped "call/cc alarm" which I think you were supposed to pull if you found a way to write call/cc (it was expected that people in this gymnasium would be doing a lot of programming in total dependently-typed languages)
Sat, 13 Apr 2013 15:18:15 +0000 HackBot <kmc> delquote 1026
Sat, 13 Apr 2013 15:07:55 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> i had a dream just now where i was in a gymnasium and they had fire alarm pull stations but they also had a similarly shaped "call/cc alarm" which I think you were supposed to pull if you found a way to write call/cc (because it was expected that people in this gymnasium would be doing a lot of programming in total dependently-typed languages)
Sat, 13 Apr 2013 02:28:40 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <FreeFull> So a monoid is something like a mon, so for example pikachu is a monoid
Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:25:32 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> oerjan is spreading the tired rumour that if you play Nietzsche backwards you hear Jewish messages.
Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:15:38 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'1022s/ / /\' quotes
Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:12:16 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fizzie> "May you live in INVISIBLE TIMES." --Old Chinese proverb. (It can look confusing when written with the proper Unicode.)
Fri, 12 Apr 2013 12:37:13 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <ThatOtherPerson> Do you have a girlfriend, fungot? <fungot> ThatOtherPerson: there\'s two.
Fri, 12 Apr 2013 04:19:38 +0000 HackBot <monqy> addquote <itidus21> :D :D oh man.. i wonder if they ever made chess variants based off of animes
Thu, 11 Apr 2013 22:30:00 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> I\'ve also pretended to be Queen Elizabeth the first, but that was a desperate plea for attention
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:10:22 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> in the time it takes light to travel from Hexham to Finland, I can generate almost 20 new topics for #esoteric
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 14:53:18 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <boily> I hate telecom abbreviations I hate telecom abbreviations good morning all I hate telecom abbreviations.
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 01:06:16 +0000 HackBot <elliott> sed -i \'1017s/$/ <Bike> please provide at least two zebrafish you have modified to glow in the dark/\' quotes
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 01:04:50 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> revert
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:54:18 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> delquote 1017
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:54:05 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> man at least job applications in biosciences are just like "you are willing to put your arms through a cow" <kmc> Bike: please send us a link to your CowHub profile of cows you have previously put your arms through on your own time for fun
Sun, 07 Apr 2013 22:29:24 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> healthy immune system is a wonderful thing, you gotta take advantage <kmc> sometimes i eat food off the ground just to keep mine on its toes
Sun, 07 Apr 2013 22:12:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <zzo38> My opinion is that you are all wrong, as far as I can tell.
Sat, 06 Apr 2013 22:16:42 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> It\'s like narnia only with dicks
Sat, 06 Apr 2013 21:28:37 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <zzo38> It appears magenta in my computer only because it is programmed to display bold text as magenta.
Fri, 05 Apr 2013 20:30:32 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <olsner> in category theory, category theory is a theory in the category of theories
Fri, 05 Apr 2013 18:42:39 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <olsner> metar lead to canada, more metar and cows
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 02:10:23 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Bike> W A R N I N G. This source code follows transcomplex computational paths, even where more accurate, real, computational paths exist. <Bike> Y O U H A V E B E E N W A R N E D. <Bike> It literally says that
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 01:18:54 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> Bike: oh huh. addition is really easy.
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 01:01:43 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 1008
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 01:01:24 +0000 HackBot <Fiora> addquote <kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too <kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas <Fiora> oh! he killed hitler <kmc> oh yeah, there we go <kmc> thanks Fiora <Bike> he also killed the guy who killed hitler
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 00:58:08 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too <kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas
Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:21:22 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> and then one day you find, ten years have got behind you, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun <kmc> \xe2\x99\xab <kmc> \xe2\x99\xab \xe2\x99\xab \xe2\x99\xab <kmc> (Unicode needs a character specifically for "Pink Floyd guitar solo")
Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:21:04 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 1007
Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:20:52 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> (Unicode needs a character specifically for "Pink Floyd guitar solo")
Tue, 02 Apr 2013 23:11:59 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> Bike: I think you\'re ready to learn about lens. <Bike> oh god <Bike> fiora help somebody help <Bike> anybody
Mon, 01 Apr 2013 22:45:15 +0000 HackBot <Gregor> addquote <elliott> prediction: kmc never comes back * kmc has joined #esoteric
Mon, 01 Apr 2013 01:40:47 +0000 HackBot <Gregor> addquote <Bike> i feel like i should say "sexual dimorphism" winkingly and then transmute myself into a horrid fleshbeast
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:04:00 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn\'t awful <Bike> i believe that\'s how the bolsheviks took over russia as well <Bike> the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:03:45 +0000 HackBot <kmc> delquote 1003
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:03:33 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn\'t awful <Bike> i believe that\'s how the bolsheviks took over russia as well <Bike> the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:03:13 +0000 HackBot <kmc> delquote 1003
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:03:04 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn\'t awful
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 20:00:37 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Gregor> Sgeo: That fact is so fun I can feel my pancreas kicking into overdrive.
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 18:28:12 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> i\'m not actually competent at hacking things <elliott> ummmm kmc dont u mean `cracking\' [tiny glider symbol with "hacker pride" written next to it in silkscreen] [head of a gnu] [tux penguin] <kmc> [face shoved in toilet]
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:54:26 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'999h;999d;1000G\' quotes
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:49:23 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 73
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:43:20 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again [...] <kmc> Domain Name System [...] <kmc> \xe2\x99\xab domain name system \xe2\x99\xab
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:43:12 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 1001
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:41:46 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:41:41 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <oerjan> `quote 1000
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:41:35 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 1000
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:40:57 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 1000
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:40:06 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:22:59 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote this space for rent
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:22:11 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> delquote 1000
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:17:51 +0000 HackBot <hagb4rd> addquote <FreeFull> (0.1 + 0.2) == 0.3 <lambdabot> False <FreeFull>The joys of floating point arithmetic <kmc>what do they say? I <2.9999999999743 floating point
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:17:31 +0000 HackBot <hagb4rd> revert
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:17:21 +0000 HackBot <hagb4rd> addquote FreeFull>> (0.1 + 0.2) == 0.3 <lambdabot> False <FreeFull>The joys of floating point arithmetic <kmc>what do they say? I <2.9999999999743 floating point
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:45:42 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <zzo38> In this timezone is Good Friday today. <zzo38> (It is good because you don\'t have to go to work)
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 20:49:54 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> it\'s such a shame the inventor of lisp was um <elliott> ok i give up
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 20:41:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> elliott: atlas shrugged is basically about wacking galt repeatedly with a giant platonic solid
Thu, 28 Mar 2013 20:11:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <boily> symbian still exists? <fizzie> boily: That is not dead which can eternal lie. <boily> fizzie: and with strange aeons symbian will have >50% market share on mobile devices.
Thu, 28 Mar 2013 05:14:06 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> i don\'t know what that is so i\'m going to assume it\'s a flavor of pocky
Thu, 28 Mar 2013 04:44:49 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Bike> so speaking of something more interesting than whatever that is, [...]
Wed, 27 Mar 2013 14:56:52 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <kmc> error: cuttlefish not synced to vblank <fiora> maybe it\'s a power phase issue <fiora> it\'s like, a european cuttlefish but it\'s using american water
Mon, 25 Mar 2013 04:10:53 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> If you cannot type, then you should learn to type if you want to operate your computer
Sun, 24 Mar 2013 22:41:37 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I don\'t think there are any pope with fractional numbers (except something I made up for the Dungeons&Dragons game)
Sun, 24 Mar 2013 22:23:23 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <zzo38> Papal infallibility means that the pope is allowed to be infallible by himself if he wants to, without requiring a council.
Sat, 23 Mar 2013 23:48:17 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> I think pastaquote should just quote me
Sat, 23 Mar 2013 20:39:15 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> living in the middle ages sounds a lot better once you realize that deep frying had already been invented
Fri, 22 Mar 2013 00:30:03 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/large-asbestoscontaminated-tarantula-on-the-loose-in-cardiff-8544532.html <Phantom_Hoover> finally, a solution to the problem of wales
Tue, 19 Mar 2013 12:56:58 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> i don\'t think hitler made any bf derivatives
Mon, 18 Mar 2013 02:35:59 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <Sgeo> o.O OS/2 is what became NT? I didn\'t really know what OS/2 was
Sun, 17 Mar 2013 10:42:50 +0000 HackBot <monqy> addquote <zzo38> Two eggs costs less than one egg, but if you buy two eggs, you must eat both. Does linear logic do this?
Sun, 17 Mar 2013 00:07:15 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <ais523> is it March 3? <olsner> on some dates, yes
Sat, 16 Mar 2013 18:33:07 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> there\'s more evidence that scammers exist, than that, say, the average Nigerian exists
Tue, 12 Mar 2013 23:37:37 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert 2416
Tue, 12 Mar 2013 23:37:01 +0000 HackBot <Sgeo> revert 2243
Fri, 08 Mar 2013 20:41:39 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'981s/ / /\' quotes
Fri, 08 Mar 2013 19:40:15 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <boily> it\'s raining in newcastle, therefore the elliotts are distinct. <tswett> boily\'s Newcastle Theorem.
Fri, 08 Mar 2013 00:04:33 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> also did you learn Haskell yet <Bike> i think i\'ve got most of it now what are these "type" things
Tue, 05 Mar 2013 21:14:21 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> When I imagine x86 I imagine a Swiss Family Robinson style treehouse, with parts continually bursting into flame underneath as they build higher and higher on the broken remnants of what they slapped together last week.
Sun, 03 Mar 2013 21:03:00 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> kmc: ok i gotta admit i fully support the use of ultrafilters in social sciences
Sat, 02 Mar 2013 23:03:17 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> As Brainfuck derivatives go, it\'s not all that bad, really.
Thu, 28 Feb 2013 04:38:57 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I have no problem if you want to use these drugs and make yourself dead and whatever, but making them legal might ruin the economy.
Wed, 27 Feb 2013 04:48:26 +0000 HackBot <Jafet> addquote <zzo38> I happen to have bash even on this computer
Tue, 26 Feb 2013 23:01:45 +0000 HackBot <Fiora> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, are you just trying to post kmcbait... * Fiora imagines a cardboard box propped up by a stick with a pile of monads inside. <elliott> Fiora: that is actually what Haskell is.
Tue, 26 Feb 2013 23:01:35 +0000 HackBot <Fiora> delquote 974
Tue, 26 Feb 2013 23:00:23 +0000 HackBot <Fiora> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, are you just trying to post kmcbait... *Fiora imagines a cardboard box propped up by a stick with a pile of monads inside. <elliott> Fiora: that is actually what Haskell is.
Tue, 26 Feb 2013 21:46:34 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Bike> i\'ve always wanted to xor swap transfinite ordinals
Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:43:02 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote * ais523 challenges the americans here to remember who lost in the most recent UK general election <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, the lib dems
Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:41:42 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: my department teaches prolog, to second years I think <ais523> some people choose it because it isn\'t ocaml, and then are disappointed to find it has lists
Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:32:52 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <tswett> Hey, what VPN software should I use? <boily> tswett: openvpn. the one, the only, the open, the other qualifiers that begin with "o".
Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:23:55 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <groily> I stand by the argument that fungot is the one making the most sense in this channel.
Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:07:46 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:06:01 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 580
Mon, 25 Feb 2013 21:20:52 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote * fungot has joined #esoteric <boily> woohoo! the one and only fungot is back! <fungot> boily: damn your mother! <boily> ok. never saw that one coming.
Fri, 22 Feb 2013 20:53:14 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> it\'s almost like Haskell is a programming language and not some kind of mathematical rhetorical arguing device
Fri, 22 Feb 2013 10:17:09 +0000 HackBot <Sgeo> addquote <doesthiswork> a comathmatician is a device for turning cotheorems into ffee
Fri, 22 Feb 2013 07:35:24 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Sgeo> I was practically raised by Dilbert.
Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:11:51 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> revert
Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:11:44 +0000 HackBot <hagb4rd> addquote <shachaf>IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSITY: the same universes are better for the same people
Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:09:04 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 225
Tue, 19 Feb 2013 01:46:25 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <Bike> Are you sure this isn\'t the Sims <kallisti> can you get married to your variables? <kallisti> this is a feature I find lacking in most languages
Sun, 17 Feb 2013 14:33:19 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <esomimic> fungot: begrudging pat
Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:17:30 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <boily> oerjan: on those days, I\'m sure this channel becomes some kind of SCP.
Wed, 13 Feb 2013 19:07:38 +0000 HackBot <Gregor> delquote 15
Wed, 13 Feb 2013 00:17:51 +0000 HackBot <ais523> revert 87c64ef250a0
Wed, 13 Feb 2013 00:16:35 +0000 HackBot <ais523> revert 3
Tue, 12 Feb 2013 20:33:05 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> did you know that likes follow you around the internet and steal your browser? <Taneb> I thought that was Phantom_Hoover
Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:39:13 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 29
Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:32:15 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <Taneb> I\'m a story about the prohibition of chocolate
Mon, 11 Feb 2013 06:10:15 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <oklopol> my university spam filter thinks it\'s okay for someone i have never met to discuss "usd 2,142,728.00 dollars" with me and "NEED MY HELP" etc. however, inviting me to a conference? such a nigerian thing to do.
Mon, 11 Feb 2013 06:09:56 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Mon, 11 Feb 2013 06:09:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <oklopol> my university spam filter thinks it\'s okay for someone i have never met to discuss "usd 2,142,728.00 dollars" with me and
Fri, 08 Feb 2013 15:13:18 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <fizzie> The other day (well, the other week) my wife was annoyed with me because she had a dream where I had gotten us plane tickets into a #esoteric meet somewhere in the middle of Greenland in the winter, without asking her first. Plus she wasn\'t really interested in a #esoteric meet at all, let alone one in Greenland, let alone one in Greenland in wintertime. (I think it\'s kind of cold there?)
Fri, 08 Feb 2013 06:39:17 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <lexande> sometimes i am confronted with a problem and i think "I know, I\'ll use Banach-Tarski"
Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:12:11 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <boily> had a fit of a stroke of genius, and google mapped hexham. <boily> it\'s in the friggin middle of nowhere!
Wed, 06 Feb 2013 23:05:06 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> This position is asking for "- Extensive experience with API" <Jafet> You\'re just not qualified, kid.
Wed, 06 Feb 2013 21:44:44 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <boily> ais523: I\'m not sure my grasp of the English language is getting better by visiting this channel..
Wed, 06 Feb 2013 20:36:14 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> if you say "java" three times to a dark mirror does steele come out and lecture you about operator overloading
Wed, 06 Feb 2013 18:59:36 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <fungot> \xc3\x81is523\xc3\x8ek\xc3\x8b\xc3\x87\xc3\x8f52\xc3\x8d\xc2\xbf\xc3\x89n\xc3\x90ffjliated/ais523: ever tried reading while confused?
Wed, 06 Feb 2013 18:44:18 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <boily> not only there is no God, but try to find an APL keyboard on Sunday.
Tue, 05 Feb 2013 23:27:58 +0000 HackBot <olsner> addquote <fungot> but when she saw him fnord and fnord. and then there\'s the fnord, as well as fnord reading sauce with fish, or fnord, that alice quite fnord for it hadn\'t spoken before.
Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:36:05 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:33:57 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 583
Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:01:05 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:00:26 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 583
Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:00:06 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Mon, 04 Feb 2013 17:58:43 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 583
Sun, 03 Feb 2013 22:10:52 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <fungot> kmc: that is just a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there
Sun, 03 Feb 2013 22:10:16 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <jconn> fungot: |open quote <jconn> fungot: | just to help an fnord archive)" [...] <fungot> jconn: i am just as confused. you know, that thing which you might want is broken
Sat, 02 Feb 2013 16:05:54 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <shachaf> oerjan: What\'s cosubtyping? <Phantom_Hoover> some sort of fusion of cosplay and type theory?
Sat, 02 Feb 2013 16:05:50 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Sat, 02 Feb 2013 16:05:45 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <shachaf> oerjan: What\'s cosubtyping <Phantom_Hoover> some sort of fusion of cosplay and type theory?
Sat, 02 Feb 2013 02:40:50 +0000 HackBot <TwilightSpockle> addquote <oerjan> maybe i was violated by a pole once
Fri, 01 Feb 2013 23:37:29 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> what are some good concurrency primitives <ais523> shachaf: how primitive do you want?
Fri, 01 Feb 2013 22:04:31 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <augur> DIE <augur> oh hey elliott
Fri, 01 Feb 2013 19:18:15 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> shachaf: LC_ALL=de_DE.utf-8 errno -l <kmc> Veraltete NFS-Dateizugriffsnummer <kmc> Eingabe-/Ausgabefehler <kmc> "Unterbrechung w\xc3\xa4hrend des Betriebssystemaufrufs" i think that was in the Ring Cycle
Thu, 31 Jan 2013 21:59:17 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> ~eval 1+2 <cuttlefish> Error (127): <elliott> this is a great bot boily i love it
Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:46:38 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <olsner> boily: the man eating chicken is just a normal man, it\'s quite common to eat chicken in some parts of the world
Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:37:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <olsner> as long as you\'re in company where no-one knows both, you can always say either "that\'s just like welsh ll" or "that\'s just like klingon tlh"
Thu, 31 Jan 2013 00:59:22 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> delquote 940
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 12:31:50 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 944
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 12:31:41 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote Testing this bitch
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 05:44:04 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> sed -i \'s/< Sgeo>/<Sgeo>/\' quotes
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 05:37:29 +0000 HackBot <Bike> addquote < Sgeo> I feel like (A.~[:i.[:!#) is verbose
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 00:22:59 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> If that sexy_goats had some sort of namespace, so other things could add their own sexy_goats method to Object or whatever to do something different, I would have no complaint
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 00:08:58 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <RodgerTheGreat> an ieee-754 double does not have enough granular precision to express how little I care
Sun, 27 Jan 2013 04:31:34 +0000 HackBot <monqy> delquote 499
Sun, 27 Jan 2013 04:28:13 +0000 HackBot <monqy> delquote 942
Sun, 27 Jan 2013 04:27:45 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <Sgeo> You miss out on a lot of speculation, which is pretty essential to understanding what\'s going on
Sun, 27 Jan 2013 04:27:38 +0000 HackBot <coppro> revert