log quotes @ 11255:ad0977bc1f45

age author description
Thu, 07 Dec 2017 10:21:07 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> English is a lie, words lack intrinsic meaning <int-e> fortunately people don\'t operate for long in a vacuum so there\'ll always be context
Wed, 06 Dec 2017 02:51:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> int-e: Do you like this? <int-e> It depends on the context. In the context of "Do you like _?", I hate it.
Tue, 26 Sep 2017 10:49:31 +0000 HackBot <int-e> ` sed -i \'$s=sha[c]haf=shach\x0faf=\' quotes > /dev/null
Tue, 26 Sep 2017 10:44:08 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> revert
Tue, 26 Sep 2017 10:41:49 +0000 HackBot <int-e> ` sed -i \'$s=shachaf=sha\x0fchaf=\' quotes
Tue, 26 Sep 2017 10:40:10 +0000 HackBot <int-e> addquote <fungot> shachaf: i\'ve a long road ahead of me, it would be flattering. dudes got to act in accordance with my final wishes! they\'re the last things i ever did wish, and that makes me very sad to me!
Wed, 30 Aug 2017 02:44:50 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fizzie> int-e: Did you *have* to post that link? I\'m on vacation, I can\'t afford to get stuck by a flash game for the rest of it. <int-e> fizzie: you can save it for later, when you\'re back at work
Wed, 19 Jul 2017 00:52:32 +0000 HackBot <ais523> delquote 485
Wed, 19 Jul 2017 00:48:17 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <ais523> IMO, the best thing to do with wisdom is ignore it
Sat, 01 Jul 2017 00:05:44 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sled quotes//1313s,l,l__,
Fri, 30 Jun 2017 23:59:32 +0000 HackBot <alercah> addquote <__kerbal> oerjan: I object to being called a "newbie." <__kerbal__> I prefer "n00b"
Fri, 30 Jun 2017 23:59:24 +0000 HackBot <alercah> revert
Fri, 30 Jun 2017 23:59:19 +0000 HackBot <alercah> addquote <__kerbal> oerjan: I object to being called a "newbie."
Tue, 09 May 2017 14:48:33 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <hppavilion[1]> In my work of fiction, vampires have neither a reflection NOR a refraction <doesthiswork> do they have absorption or emitance? <doesthiswork> now that I think about it, vampires would be perfect for skylights and lampshades <doesthiswork> they block direct lighting but let light destined to reflect pass unimpeded
Mon, 01 May 2017 02:13:22 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <Jafet> an #esoteric-dwelling swede / was mistaken for edible feed / \xe2\x80\x9cwith you,\xe2\x80\x9d said a sicko / \xe2\x80\x9cour lanttulaatikko / would be very tasty indeed!\xe2\x80\x9d
Tue, 04 Apr 2017 20:59:05 +0000 HackBot <int-e> revert
Tue, 04 Apr 2017 20:57:30 +0000 HackBot <hppavilion[1]> addquote <int-e> So... the goat-like person was the tailor. <shachaf> Ah, makes sense.
Tue, 07 Feb 2017 23:38:47 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <fungot> boily: i haven\'t cited these because i don\'t understand how to program without becoming a rainbow
Fri, 03 Feb 2017 17:38:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fizzie> Still, those are *real people* we\'re disappointifying. Not just #esoteric regulars.
Fri, 03 Feb 2017 17:28:23 +0000 HackBot <b_jonas> addquote <ais523> basically, doing the opposite of Gnome 3 at every opportunity is probably the best way to design a UI
Sun, 29 Jan 2017 10:31:51 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> but i said at the start \'i have good reasons for this, i\'m not crazy\'!
Fri, 13 Jan 2017 02:56:14 +0000 HackBot <alercah> addquote <boily> (there\'s also that thing with the small yellow guys that I refuse to aknowledge, and nobody has any proof I went to the theatre to watch it.)
Mon, 02 Jan 2017 23:31:49 +0000 HackBot <Jafet> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> how many roads must a man walk down to split the underlying manifold into simply-connected components
Sat, 31 Dec 2016 05:59:23 +0000 HackBot <alercah> addquote <zzo38> What time zone has time as a complex number?
Sun, 25 Dec 2016 15:24:41 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <izabera> i just found out that this is an italian dessert https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuppa_Inglese <izabera> my whole life has been a lie
Wed, 21 Dec 2016 19:03:44 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <Gregor> No, I\'m not alive, stop imagining I\'m alive.
Sun, 18 Dec 2016 19:05:14 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <int-e> fungot is here <fungot> int-e: may cause extreme loss of appetite! may cause severe diarrhea and vomiting!
Thu, 08 Dec 2016 00:59:05 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <doesthiswork> there are very few things more child friendly than breasts
Sat, 03 Dec 2016 03:24:49 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> sedlast 1299s/call/hail/
Sat, 03 Dec 2016 03:20:17 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <oerjan> Minskily, Munskily / ais523 / calling from Birmingham / is a sublime // master of intricate / esotericity / yet is confounded by / travel in time.
Wed, 16 Nov 2016 05:20:12 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <shachaf> ais523: Hmm, I think the wisdom database is like the quotes file, except it\'s for when people think they\'re being funny, rather than when other people think they\'re funny.
Mon, 07 Nov 2016 05:51:20 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <hppavilion[1]> I\'m waiting for the sequels to Gravity to come out: Electromagnetism and the two-part Weak and Strong Nuclear Force movies
Fri, 04 Nov 2016 09:04:01 +0000 HackBot <b_jonas> addquote <shachaf> please make a connection between L1, L2, L3 norm and L1, L2, L3 cache twh <Jafet> shachaf: modern caches actually use the L\xe2\x88\x9e metric (they can go eight ways)
Wed, 26 Oct 2016 01:06:59 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> I once forgot what bin men were called <Taneb> Doing roughly 50% of a computer science degree, the only term I could think of was "garbage collector"
Wed, 26 Oct 2016 01:06:48 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Wed, 26 Oct 2016 01:05:56 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> I once forgot what bin men were called <Taneb> Doing roughly 50% of a computer science degree, the only term I could think of was "garbage collector"
Sat, 22 Oct 2016 02:52:26 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <hppavilion[1]> I have just learned about "SMASH FACE ON KEYBOARD; POST RESULTS". --- quit: hppavilion[1] (Quit: Leaving) --- join: hppavilion[1] [...] joined #esoteric <hppavilion[1]> ...that was the result, apparently <hppavilion[1]> Dammit, f4
Sat, 15 Oct 2016 16:07:31 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <fungot> boily: i walked 5 miles to get to http://community.schemewiki.org from there. but it\'s written in a relatively portable style?
Sat, 15 Oct 2016 16:07:03 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 1293
Sat, 15 Oct 2016 16:06:52 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fungot> boily: i walked 5 miles to get to
Fri, 14 Oct 2016 15:37:50 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <hppavilion[1]> THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT THE 50 SHADES SEQUEL TOO! <hppavilion[1]> Somebody shall pay for this <imode> not me, I ain\'t buyin\' a ticket.
Tue, 11 Oct 2016 12:59:54 +0000 HackBot <b_jonas> addquote <ais523> hmm, I just remembered that I was formally trained to tune harps
Tue, 11 Oct 2016 12:59:34 +0000 HackBot <ais523> delquote 1291
Tue, 11 Oct 2016 12:59:14 +0000 HackBot <b_jonas> addquote ais523 hmm, I just remembered that I was formally trained to tune harps
Tue, 11 Oct 2016 01:36:28 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <ais523> (btw, "q = 1-p" should be the standard definition of q, IMO)
Sun, 09 Oct 2016 17:25:43 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sled quotes//82s/[[]/ [/
Sun, 09 Oct 2016 17:25:03 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sled quotes//82s/ \\.\\.\\. /[...]/
Sat, 24 Sep 2016 15:36:38 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sled quotes//1289s/ //
Sat, 24 Sep 2016 00:48:50 +0000 HackBot <alercah> addquote < hppavilion[1]> alercah: Also, this isn\'t a PC thing- if it was PC, it wouldn\'t list ones for whites
Thu, 01 Sep 2016 00:31:47 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <hppavilion[1]> I think we need to make Greece an independent country
Wed, 17 Aug 2016 03:12:31 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sled quotes//1287s,I.*,[...] & [...],
Tue, 16 Aug 2016 20:47:38 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I told someone to tell the queen to tell the prime minister to cancel the EU.
Sun, 14 Aug 2016 02:31:47 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <int-e> I couldn\'t help thinking that maybe if one considers the ramifications in full detail it will turn out that overthinking is often not helpful and therefore, not something to be proud of.
Fri, 24 Jun 2016 23:18:42 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Ken M> If we don\'t study the mistakes of the future we\'re doomed to repeat them for the first time :(
Fri, 24 Jun 2016 23:13:28 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <izabera> if someone can, they\'re in this chan
Wed, 22 Jun 2016 11:12:27 +0000 HackBot <int-e> addquote <fungot> int-e: all right...ill try not to think about your mind. best of luck with it
Wed, 22 Jun 2016 02:07:32 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fizzie> AIUI, one of the senior folks now has a car full of body parts as a result. <fizzie> (I don\'t know, I was in Finland.)
Sun, 12 Jun 2016 00:56:19 +0000 HackBot <moon_> addquote <oerjan> i don\'t approve of nuclear-free zones; without nuclei we\'d not exist hth
Sat, 11 Jun 2016 03:04:22 +0000 HackBot <moon_> addquote <zzo38> Why does my computer support only one colormap? <oerjan> because it\'s meta-racist
Sat, 11 Jun 2016 02:20:03 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 1280
Sat, 11 Jun 2016 02:06:48 +0000 HackBot <moon_> addquote +++ Out of cheese error +++
Tue, 07 Jun 2016 03:08:11 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sled quotes//1279s/ / /
Mon, 06 Jun 2016 20:34:52 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <prooftechnique> I mean, that\'s just the bare function. You throw some concurrency primitives in there and you\'re off to the races
Sat, 04 Jun 2016 23:27:32 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 940
Sat, 04 Jun 2016 23:22:55 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 558
Thu, 02 Jun 2016 04:04:49 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 1281
Wed, 01 Jun 2016 23:51:41 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <shachaf> I don\'t think your thing is refined enough to go in wisdom/ yet.
Sun, 08 May 2016 23:46:04 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> Morning <shachaf> G\'daneb <shachaf> invent anything good overnight? <Taneb> I don\'t know yet, I haven\'t read the logs
Sun, 01 May 2016 03:01:22 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <quintopia> let\'s force all arabs to adopt more reasonable orthography <zzo38> quintopia: No that is not the correct solution <quintopia> zzo38: oh. okay. thanks.
Thu, 28 Apr 2016 23:31:24 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> man i just realised esolangs are subject to the inverse wadler\'s law <Phantom_Hoover> nobody \x02ever\x0f cares about lexical syntax, let alone comments
Mon, 25 Apr 2016 00:11:35 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <oerjan> a starbucks is like an onion, it contains layers
Sat, 23 Apr 2016 00:53:28 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Sat, 23 Apr 2016 00:52:26 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <zzo38> Do not throw your cigarettes end on the floor the cockroaches will have cancer
Mon, 18 Apr 2016 22:02:35 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <b_jonas> boily: sorry for the boring wisdom entries I added. I mostly did it hoping that someone will stumble on them and replace them with something better.
Sat, 16 Apr 2016 15:08:38 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <coppro> `quote <coppro> `quote <coppro> `quote <coppro> `quote <int-e> ....lovely spam, oh wonderful spam...
Fri, 01 Apr 2016 17:37:19 +0000 HackBot <hppavilion[1]> addquote <coca-cola> bite the wax tadpole
Wed, 23 Mar 2016 23:42:20 +0000 HackBot <hppavilion[2]> addquote <boily> I AM THE PRETTIEST FROG IN THIS ENTIRE POND!!
Sat, 12 Mar 2016 00:09:06 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> ` sed -i \'1272s/^/<b_jonas> (make is an esoteric language) /\' quotes
Fri, 11 Mar 2016 13:21:01 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <prooftechnique> b_jonas: Most esolangs I\'ve seen have more comprehensive docs than make
Mon, 07 Mar 2016 00:56:16 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> editor flame wars are fun, I typically take the side of emacs and vim versus everything else <ais523> normally I can get most of the emacs /and/ vim users round to my side, thus catching out all the other-editor-users who thought they were safe
Thu, 03 Mar 2016 03:11:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> pikhq: The Google way isn\'t exactly NIH. They have their own variant of it.
Mon, 29 Feb 2016 22:10:51 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <b_jonas> shachaf: different notation. -o is logical or in find, but it\'s linear implication in linear logic
Sun, 21 Feb 2016 02:02:09 +0000 HackBot <hppavilion[1]> addquote <\\oren\\> i don\'t actually knwo the details, but i want those responsible, whoever they were to be punished
Thu, 18 Feb 2016 03:56:55 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> ` sed -i \'1267s/ [<*]/ &/g\' quotes; quote 1267
Thu, 18 Feb 2016 03:56:48 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Thu, 18 Feb 2016 03:56:25 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> ` sed -i \'1267s/ [<*]/ &/\' quotes; quote 1267
Thu, 18 Feb 2016 00:13:31 +0000 HackBot <int-e> addquote <boily> what\'s a TLS? <fizzie> boily: You know, the successor of SSL. * boily has two many brainfarts... <boily> I didn\'t ask anything. you didn\'t see nothing at all.
Wed, 10 Feb 2016 07:34:58 +0000 HackBot <hppavilion[1]> addquote <coppro> actually a small trebuchet onto the balcony might work
Sun, 07 Feb 2016 23:28:17 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <lambdabot> "on the oehtr hadn, sinortg olny the ideinss of wdors is pceeflrty raabdeel,... <fizzie> Well, maybe pceeflrty is a bit too strong a word here.
Mon, 01 Feb 2016 01:41:43 +0000 HackBot <tswett> revert
Mon, 01 Feb 2016 01:37:32 +0000 HackBot <tswett> delquote 1100
Mon, 01 Feb 2016 00:29:24 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <\\oren\\> scientists can apparently research things even while rotating 30 times a minute
Fri, 29 Jan 2016 02:14:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <\\oren\\> the upside down command module does mean that the pilot can see the ground while landing
Fri, 29 Jan 2016 02:11:43 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <hppavilion[1]> \\oren\\: If I were me, I wouldn\'t even let you be a /passenger/ on a /normal/ airplane
Thu, 21 Jan 2016 01:15:07 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <fungot> boily: some girl from germany just messaged me and turned out the freezer was set to some sort of esoteric natural language.
Tue, 12 Jan 2016 20:12:41 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <mauris> MAHJONG TILE AUTUMN / HIRAGANA LETTER YA / SNOWMAN WITHOUT SNOW
Sun, 10 Jan 2016 17:57:20 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> delquote 447
Mon, 07 Dec 2015 01:36:21 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <\\oren\\> also the letter omega is now known as wubbleyou <\\oren\\> it\'s a cuddly doubleyou
Mon, 16 Nov 2015 00:14:11 +0000 HackBot <FireFly> addquote <int-e> fungot\'s irc is the uncanny semi-sentient style... where one can typically read half a sentence before noticing anything wrong <fungot> int-e: yes, i know
Thu, 05 Nov 2015 13:05:37 +0000 HackBot <Jafet> addquote <mroman> I get paid by Simon Peyton Jones to promote Haskell . <Taneb> mroman, how did you wind up getting paid by SPJ to promote Haskell? <Taneb> Did he see you and think, "Aha! There is a chap who can avoid success at all costs!"?
Fri, 23 Oct 2015 23:28:47 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <hppavilion[1]> izabera: It\'s sort of like the principal, as far as I know. <hppavilion[1]> Except It only prints "<N> BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!" Counting down from 99 to 0. With no line breaks.
Sat, 03 Oct 2015 03:52:51 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <shachaf> What is an esolang? <hppavilion[1]> shachaf: It\'s an archaic term for an Esolang
Tue, 22 Sep 2015 09:38:59 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <fizzie> When life gives you limes, make esolangs.
Sat, 19 Sep 2015 14:39:31 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <fungot> let\'s try to get the answers from biologists," he says. " these people used bin\'s power, authority and facilities to carry out this operation."
Sat, 29 Aug 2015 00:20:29 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fizzie> I was watching a pair of otters, and somehow the name "Harry P. Otter" hasn\'t left my brain since.
Mon, 10 Aug 2015 18:43:45 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <olsner> I\'ve heard that scow is oerjanspeak for something
Sun, 02 Aug 2015 22:22:39 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <oren> I\'m making a new font. I\'m up to the capital E with diarhea
Wed, 29 Jul 2015 13:07:07 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <oren> int64_t is too long a name <Jafet> It used to be too long long, but now it\'s just too long.
Wed, 22 Jul 2015 16:15:29 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <fungot> tswett: stop being an associative list. [...] <shachaf> is tswett being an associative list again <tswett> I\'m: sorry; I: can\'t help it;
Sun, 12 Jul 2015 02:05:51 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Jafet> I guess the problem is, the cache size bounds the evilness of the memory bus
Sat, 11 Jul 2015 04:21:06 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Sat, 11 Jul 2015 03:48:38 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Sat, 11 Jul 2015 03:47:27 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Jafet> Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I\'ll use the Banach-Tarski theorem."
Sat, 27 Jun 2015 21:18:08 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> (on another note, I love the way that the standard way to indicate that you get a reference is to make a different obscure reference to the same thing)
Sat, 27 Jun 2015 00:21:24 +0000 HackBot <ais523> delquote 34
Thu, 25 Jun 2015 02:41:36 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <ais523> hppavilion1: there\'s not much point in `addquoting an `addquote unless the person who added it was somehow significant, or there\'s interesting context <ais523> because you can tell it was added from the fact that it\'s there
Thu, 25 Jun 2015 02:40:08 +0000 HackBot <ais523> delquote 1246
Thu, 25 Jun 2015 02:39:13 +0000 HackBot <hppavilion1> addquote <pikhq> `addquote <ais523> do we seriously not do quotes any more?
Thu, 25 Jun 2015 02:38:12 +0000 HackBot <pikhq> addquote <ais523> do we seriously not do quotes any more?
Fri, 12 Jun 2015 02:51:47 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> ` sed -i \'1244s/< o/<o/\' quotes