log quotes @ 3981:866c7045ad18

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Mon, 04 Nov 2013 05:13:31 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I do sometimes work on Linux computer. I think it is set to en.UTF-8 by default although on my account I have changed it to the C locale, disabled Unicode translation, and loaded a CP437 font. <zzo38> This improves the operation of the system.
Fri, 01 Nov 2013 03:30:15 +0000 HackBot <ais523\unfoog> addquote <kmc> Sgeo: oh yeah those animated characters were built into the operating system and there was an API for them
Mon, 28 Oct 2013 15:43:46 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ion> olsner: For all x, the probability of a monad tutorial existing that explains monads as x approaches one as time goes to infinity. <boily> good monadic morning! <ion> Monads are a bit like mornings. <myname> what
Sun, 27 Oct 2013 23:23:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 1123
Sun, 27 Oct 2013 23:22:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> i find some deep satisfaction in the fact that the legacy wolfram will leave is as the man who made calculus homework orders of magnitude easier
Sun, 27 Oct 2013 23:20:42 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> i find some deep satisfaction that the legacy wolfram will leave is as the man who made calculus homework orders of magnitude easier
Wed, 23 Oct 2013 12:54:24 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> hmm\xe2\x80\xa6 I guess the difference between me and most esolangers is that I don\'t instantly go and put it into a BF derivative and call it a day
Thu, 17 Oct 2013 16:12:35 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). [...] <fizzie> @tell Bike Quitting won\'t save you from MATLAB. [...]
Wed, 16 Oct 2013 19:24:31 +0000 HackBot <olsner> addquote <boily> I love django.
Tue, 15 Oct 2013 22:19:50 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote zzo38 [~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca] has quit [Quit: I need the stats for the small leech, not the big one. So, if you write it on here while I am gone then when I return I will check.]
Tue, 15 Oct 2013 10:45:23 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> NihilistDandy: HOLY FUCK THAT\'S STILL ALIVE? <Sgeo> Maybe I should look into it
Sat, 12 Oct 2013 20:40:57 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Sgeo> I have kill rights on someone I want to sell
Sun, 06 Oct 2013 20:44:51 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Sgeo> I am suddenly less certain that I am not on drugs
Thu, 03 Oct 2013 22:05:34 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> BBC: Exercise \'can be as good as pills\' <kmc> oh, they mean for your health
Thu, 03 Oct 2013 06:43:48 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <kmc> what did fungot say? <fungot> kmc: my implementation isn\'t supposed to sound rude.
Wed, 02 Oct 2013 23:19:53 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 531
Tue, 01 Oct 2013 01:45:03 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <boily> aaaaaurgh. you\'re making me think on a Monday! that shouldn\'t be happening!
Mon, 30 Sep 2013 23:42:42 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> It is probably also "horrifyingly fucked up"
Mon, 30 Sep 2013 22:28:56 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> anyway getting naked and high in the desert doesn\'t make you a rebel, as much as I enjoy this activity
Mon, 30 Sep 2013 18:48:41 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <shachaf> "Well, that was fun" -- Taneb "atriq" Ngevd
Sun, 29 Sep 2013 22:27:12 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> I... I think I\'ve just registered mathsfacts.tumblr.com <ais523> Taneb: because all the porn names were taken? <Taneb> Yeah
Fri, 27 Sep 2013 21:49:58 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fizzie> You can\'t spell "rectangle" without having an erection. Wait, that\'s not how it goes.
Mon, 23 Sep 2013 14:13:26 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'367s/ </ </\' quotes
Mon, 23 Sep 2013 14:06:55 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <zzo38> I am curious to know, how many Wiccans hate daylight saving time compared to Roman Catholics?
Fri, 20 Sep 2013 19:13:59 +0000 HackBot <metasepia> addquote <metasepia> `addquote \\item <elliott\\_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django \\\\ <olsner> elliott\\_: another quote? you\'re not helping \\texttt{:/} \xe2\x86\x90 and three giraffes.
Fri, 20 Sep 2013 19:13:25 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Fri, 20 Sep 2013 19:12:58 +0000 HackBot <metasepia> addquote \\item <elliott\\_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django \\\\ <olsner> elliott\\_: another quote? you\'re not helping \\texttt{:/} \xe2\x86\x90 and three giraffes.
Fri, 20 Sep 2013 19:00:58 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Fri, 20 Sep 2013 19:00:36 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote \\item <elliott\\_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django \\\\ <olsner> elliott\\_: another quote? you\'re not helping \\texttt{:/} \xe2\x86\x90 and three giraffes.
Wed, 18 Sep 2013 11:43:00 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'976s/ </ </g\' quotes
Wed, 18 Sep 2013 11:42:30 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'887s/ </ </\' quotes
Wed, 18 Sep 2013 11:41:58 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'881s/ </ </\' quotes
Wed, 18 Sep 2013 11:25:12 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'191 s/ </ </\' quotes #Fixing this, anyway.
Mon, 16 Sep 2013 17:59:40 +0000 HackBot <Roujo> addquote <ais523> until you SPOON
Mon, 16 Sep 2013 10:48:42 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'1105s/ </ </g\' quotes
Mon, 16 Sep 2013 02:23:59 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> For example I don\'t have the "Magic Missile" spell. <kmc> how will you attack the darkness <zzo38> By surprise!
Wed, 11 Sep 2013 18:16:22 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <fizzie> "Conan, what\'s best in life?" "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and n different mutually incompatible macro systems available as separate modules." I think that\'s from a movie.
Mon, 09 Sep 2013 17:41:08 +0000 HackBot <ion> addquote <Fiora> "gosh I\'m so excited for more caffeine research!!!!!" said the caffeine researcher, jittering as he frantically tried to come up with the words to describe the energetic feelings coursing through his body
Sat, 07 Sep 2013 20:38:10 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <zzo38> If someone tries really hard to convince you to sell them drugs, then you should photograph them and bind them. <kmc> bind them to what <zzo38> To jail.
Sat, 07 Sep 2013 20:38:00 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Sat, 07 Sep 2013 20:36:25 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <zzo38> If someone tries really hard to convince you to sell them drugs, then you should photograph them and bind them.
Wed, 04 Sep 2013 15:42:54 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <Koen_> nooodl: when my girlfriend asks me to give her uvular fricative I\'m pretty sure that\'s not what she means
Wed, 04 Sep 2013 01:24:47 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> my contract states right here that I have to tell you the best version of python is called haskell 2010
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 22:25:51 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> No, you are mix up. Universe is the, made of spacetime, and of mathematics; not "kind of a dick" and so on.
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 19:47:00 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 1059
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 18:39:22 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <boily> I prefer goat memory. I feel it\'s more reliable, like a vinyl over a CD.
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 17:36:13 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Solain> im not a doctor when it comes to muscles
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 06:59:07 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> Do you like this kind of melody? l8 e4gc\'fac\'g ^bd\'fgfed e4gc\'fac\'g ^1
Sun, 01 Sep 2013 07:26:17 +0000 HackBot <Jafet> addquote <Bike> a dark day for all of humankind <zzo38> Bike: Wrong. Not all of humankind lives in the same timezone. <shachaf> a dark day for some of humankind <zzo38> OK
Tue, 27 Aug 2013 22:10:41 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fizzie> Possible business plan: data storage on the moon? <fizzie> Getting at it after the collapse of civilization here might be an issue. <boily> who cares about civilization? you have backups!
Mon, 26 Aug 2013 20:27:57 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> delquote 758
Mon, 26 Aug 2013 18:20:31 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Bike> are you saying the rockies and some mountains in norway are the same range
Sat, 24 Aug 2013 21:51:03 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> delquote 1095
Sat, 24 Aug 2013 21:49:17 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <oerjan> i bet the ducks are behind the lake hth <Bike> aren\'t ducks usually on top of lakes.
Sat, 24 Aug 2013 17:08:27 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Sgeo> I think I just had a major impact in Active Worlds <Bike> like you were hit by a car?
Thu, 22 Aug 2013 09:07:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fungot> boily: so i guess a really savvy glass programmer could make some money, maybe start a home based business of a profiler to spot outright dead code. macro-generated code often has big swaths of it. i\'d hate learning cobol and fortran just for getting wiki work.
Wed, 21 Aug 2013 03:30:07 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <boily> it\'s not weird, it\'s even in alphabetical order and nicely formatted!
Thu, 15 Aug 2013 21:13:49 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <boily> btw, ^v, what are your approximate geographic co\xc3\xb6rdinates and body weigh? <^v> 300 and USA <boily> nice to see that ^v is keeping with the spirit of the channel by \x02providing completely useless answers to the question\x02.
Tue, 13 Aug 2013 17:34:00 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> Even if the people who made that program is a murderer, the program itself isn\'t a murderer so that doesn\'t make it wrong
Mon, 12 Aug 2013 23:53:20 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <+kmc> Harry Potter and the Tyranny of Structurelessness
Mon, 12 Aug 2013 20:43:45 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <oerjan> i guess the fact i won\'t eat bovine tongue is just tranferred cod trauma.
Sun, 11 Aug 2013 18:11:59 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <+kmc> my girlfriend served as an adult control subject for some behavioral research on children [...] <+kmc> she did live on psych studies for a year yeah <Jafet> Is there a control protocol where you don\'t use people who live off being sociology test subjects
Fri, 09 Aug 2013 13:57:27 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <Roujo> I AM AN INVADING NECROPOLIS... ALL BOW BEFORE MY... erm... WALLS?... NECROBUILDINGS?
Fri, 09 Aug 2013 06:17:56 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> I think I do not understand you either.
Thu, 08 Aug 2013 21:01:26 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> my emergency contacts list somehow has my father listed in both slots, in one of them as my daughter
Wed, 07 Aug 2013 23:41:00 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <+kmc> i found it confusing in a pleasing way <+kmc> like this channel but more so
Sat, 03 Aug 2013 21:13:16 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <+kmc> Harry Potter and the Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living
Fri, 02 Aug 2013 22:56:44 +0000 HackBot <elliott> sed -i \'1081s/</ </g;1081s/^ //\' quotes; quote 1081
Fri, 02 Aug 2013 22:55:29 +0000 HackBot <Fiora> addquote <Bike> Fiora: hey gimme a ballpark here, how hospitable is a pH of 10 <Bike> is it basic or acidic <Fiora> bike you should know this stuff, you know biology right? <Fiora> this is like. basic stuff. <Bike> shut up
Fri, 02 Aug 2013 16:30:57 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> well he\'s \'the favourite\', with all the pinches of salt the term implies <Phantom_Hoover> i\'m not sure if there\'s any better evidence than the fevered imaginings of the autistic children bookies use to set the odds for things
Wed, 31 Jul 2013 02:31:39 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> If you want to ask me if I believe in determinism then you have to be more specific. <zzo38> I haven\'t checked if I conduct electricity significantly better than average, though.
Wed, 31 Jul 2013 02:31:10 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <BadBobby> (Note: I am not actually Bad Bobby)
Wed, 31 Jul 2013 01:31:21 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <monotone> I was planning on just lurking, but apparently there\'s only so long I can hide before I get a `relcome.
Mon, 29 Jul 2013 19:11:30 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote [on the name "Watson"] <fizzie> And not the IBM "AI"? <Bike> scare quotes eh <fizzie> I don\'t think it counts as a proper AI until it kills people.
Wed, 24 Jul 2013 19:58:25 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Wed, 24 Jul 2013 19:56:29 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 666
Wed, 24 Jul 2013 19:23:25 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <zzo38> TeX is a bit unusual when doing things other than typesetting
Tue, 16 Jul 2013 20:45:59 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <kmc> ah yes, like the parable of jesus feeding the masses with expired jell-o
Tue, 16 Jul 2013 03:16:21 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <@elliott> well, I think if you don\'t think figuring out who the opposite of shachaf is requires thought, then you don\'t know shachaf very well
Sat, 13 Jul 2013 20:23:34 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> addquote <kmc> are you a hardcore PC gamer Sgeo_ <Sgeo_> Want to be
Thu, 11 Jul 2013 06:19:11 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Bike> what\'s cereal <mnoqy> cereal <mnoqy> cant believe you dont know what cereal is
Wed, 10 Jul 2013 02:44:44 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> Bike: i think it\'s a fermented fish product? <kmc> either that or it means "welcome" in finnish
Wed, 10 Jul 2013 01:48:20 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> Bike: so I\'m home now <kmc> i believe you owe me a picture of elephants fisting each other
Tue, 09 Jul 2013 22:55:37 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Bike> oh my, this is a photo of an elliott fisting [...] <Bike> i meant elephant <Bike> but you know what, ok. <kmc> Bike: ... <kmc> Bike: can you send me that picture when i\'m not at work ok <kmc> plz and thx
Sat, 06 Jul 2013 23:13:15 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> patents do seem to encourage innovation, but much of it is innovation on how to make things slightly worse to avoid patents
Thu, 04 Jul 2013 02:22:29 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <shachaf> Hmm, is an Electronic Signature in a PDF file a thing? <shachaf> How do they work? <zzo38> [1] Yes. [2] It doesn\'t.
Sun, 30 Jun 2013 15:57:44 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Sun, 30 Jun 2013 15:57:23 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Sun, 30 Jun 2013 15:57:20 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> I would like to learn how to use a sword <Taneb> And also how to ride a unicycle <Taneb> Perhaps not at the same time
Fri, 28 Jun 2013 00:24:23 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> you know, when people talk about emacs being an OS I doubt what they had in mind was that it needed a package manager
Thu, 27 Jun 2013 00:07:27 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Bike> Fiora: how long does it take to factor 8616460799 <Fiora> Bike: I think using gnfs to factor that would be like using a nuclear weapon to sterilize a needle
Wed, 26 Jun 2013 03:23:19 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Sgeo> People are up in arms about Dilbert
Mon, 24 Jun 2013 21:25:14 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <katla> i guess this game is what you get if you remove everything good from super metroid then try to make a game out of whats left
Sun, 23 Jun 2013 22:15:08 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> the trouble with sushi is that it\'s often made of dead fish
Sat, 22 Jun 2013 20:59:25 +0000 HackBot <kmc> sed -i \'1059s/utoneq/ utoneq/\' quotes
Sat, 22 Jun 2013 20:58:59 +0000 HackBot <kmc> sed -i \'1059s/ utoneq/utoneq/\' quotes
Sat, 22 Jun 2013 20:51:41 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'1059s/ <[^ ]/ &/g\' quotes
Sat, 22 Jun 2013 20:51:27 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Sat, 22 Jun 2013 20:51:06 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'1059s/ <[^ ]/ \\&/\' quotes
Sat, 22 Jun 2013 20:49:05 +0000 HackBot <nooodl> addquote <kmc> 05:09 < utoneq> what exactly is a monad.. and where is the difference to a set or a tuple? <elliott> kmc: the difference is that a monad is a triple <elliott> one more element
Fri, 21 Jun 2013 02:28:52 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Koen_> ohhhhh right for some reason I was assuming miles/km was the same as dollar/euro
Fri, 21 Jun 2013 00:38:34 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Bike> i can say "no, i mean the WEIRD porn" in over six japonic languages
Thu, 20 Jun 2013 08:52:43 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ion> \xe2\x80\x9cHaiers Medical-Circular Stapler For Rectal Prolapse And Hemorrhoids.wmv\xe2\x80\x9d /me refrains from clicking <olsner> good choice <ion> Yes, i\xe2\x80\x99m pretty happy about it.
Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:43:41 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <oklopol> is this an actual log for one day of ircing or is this a collection of stuff that SHAPED MY LIFE
Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:19:18 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <kmc> doom <Bike> YES <Bike> oh no
Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:44:01 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <shachaf> kmc: you gotta tell me if you\'re an op
Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:54:19 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <+kmc> we are amused <+kmc> the royal +v
Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:14:09 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> that reminds me of a great quote about bird semen
Mon, 10 Jun 2013 03:43:45 +0000 HackBot <kmc> delquote 1051
Mon, 10 Jun 2013 03:38:24 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Sgeo> That think you podded doesn\'t have any pod :psyduck:
Mon, 10 Jun 2013 02:38:33 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> i think delivery sushi is one of those habits that can rapidly consume all of one\'s money <kmc> like cocaine
Sun, 09 Jun 2013 02:51:33 +0000 HackBot <ais523> addquote <shachaf> your first mistake was making your second mistake
Wed, 05 Jun 2013 20:18:19 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <shachaf> shadowing, more like shadowing
Wed, 05 Jun 2013 01:35:39 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Bike> I\'m glad I quit programming to take up listening to numbers stations
Sun, 02 Jun 2013 21:50:46 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> would not be surprised to find out this tumblr is guerilla marketing by wolfram co to sell mathematica to stoners
Sun, 02 Jun 2013 20:04:33 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> addquote <oerjan> this new apartment stuff has interesting side effects: i\'m now getting physical spam.
Sun, 02 Jun 2013 04:43:34 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <mnoqy> the theory\'s probably not \x02bad\x0f, but calculus is one of those things that\'s so dang applicable that everyone only ever talks about how to apply it and compute with it and uuuuurgh(barf) <mnoqy> so i stay away from it
Sun, 02 Jun 2013 04:43:26 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> revert
Sun, 02 Jun 2013 04:42:47 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <mnoqy> the theory\'s probably not bad, but calculus is one of those things that\'s so dang applicable that everyone only ever talks about how to apply it and compute with it and uuuuurgh(barf) <mnoqy> so i stay away from it
Fri, 31 May 2013 18:15:55 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <ais523> elliott: it\'s not so much that I\'ve failed, just that I have not yet succeeded
Wed, 29 May 2013 15:55:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fungot> boily: that is just a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there
Tue, 28 May 2013 20:48:20 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> esolangs were originally developed to protest socialism in italy in the 30s
Mon, 27 May 2013 17:59:14 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <cpressey> man, i don\'t remember. i\'m semi-retired now. i don\'t do esolangs, mostly i just make furry fanart
Sun, 26 May 2013 09:39:38 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 814
Sat, 25 May 2013 10:28:29 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 572
Fri, 24 May 2013 08:08:18 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <elliott> beautiful summer / massacres in qusayr / sent from my iphone
Wed, 22 May 2013 06:55:21 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Bike> can sex be liberated from the von neumann position
Wed, 22 May 2013 05:47:53 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <kmc> the real GNU kernel is GRUB
Mon, 20 May 2013 20:25:36 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <oerjan> i vaguely thought sigbovik was all jokes? <Bike> oerjan: jokes written by CS people, so none of it\'s funny, just sad
Sat, 18 May 2013 20:59:08 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> i think we need more clever well-recognized idioms based on nematodes
Fri, 17 May 2013 17:16:03 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <Gregor> Eyeballs are delicious, but they\'re an ADDICTION.
Sun, 12 May 2013 12:08:47 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> ok confession time <Bike> because of the whole "generation" thing i thought that kids were born in waves until i was like twelve <Bike> and everybody like reproduced at the same time
Wed, 08 May 2013 18:22:22 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Jafet> Is there a debian package for making lousy debian forks
Wed, 08 May 2013 01:41:05 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <Sgeo> So. In general. Fuck ... actually, I\'m not really annoyed at anything right now
Mon, 06 May 2013 04:51:18 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <elliott> five fucks away from installing ubuntu
Sun, 05 May 2013 13:13:20 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Tanea> ...I\'m organising a picnic on Facebook in rhyming couplets
Sat, 04 May 2013 19:15:35 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> http://www.amazon.com/Someone-Cuttlefish-Shapeshifter-Erotica-ebook/dp/B0087PTMW2 i hope you know this is going to /fuck up/ my amazon recs
Sat, 04 May 2013 14:31:02 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <Sgeo> Should I watch Watchmen or read Watchmen? [...] <NihilistDandy> Please, who *watches* The Watchmen?
Sat, 04 May 2013 06:19:13 +0000 HackBot <coppro> revert
Sat, 04 May 2013 06:18:50 +0000 HackBot <coppro> delquote 310
Sat, 04 May 2013 06:14:30 +0000 HackBot <coppro> delquote 68
Sat, 04 May 2013 06:06:35 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> you\'d almost think somalian domain-name management is a bit sloppy
Sat, 04 May 2013 06:05:48 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <Bike> whenever you feel bad about projecting just think: "at least i\'m not freud"
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:30:12 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 73
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:29:43 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> revert
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:29:22 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> delquote 744
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:29:08 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> delquote 621
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:25:59 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 300
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:25:33 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> delquote 757
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:24:39 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:24:26 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 543
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:18:50 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 232
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:18:47 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 846
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:16:12 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> delquote 709
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:05:24 +0000 HackBot <FireFly> delquote 450
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:02:13 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 129
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:01:25 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> delquote 886
Wed, 01 May 2013 14:00:54 +0000 HackBot <mnoqy> delquote 299
Wed, 01 May 2013 13:45:31 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> i would visit elliott but i\'m vegetarian
Thu, 25 Apr 2013 14:14:37 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> sometimes i wake up and my name has grown more consonants
Fri, 19 Apr 2013 16:18:03 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <fungot> ThatOtherPerson: undefined variable \' annoy\'. you can\'t infer a static semantic for the language
Fri, 19 Apr 2013 15:29:19 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> delquote 738
Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:56:54 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:56:26 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> sed -i \'1036s/shachaf: //\' quotes
Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:38:38 +0000 HackBot <elliott> sed -i \'1036s/>/> /\' quotes
Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:37:00 +0000 HackBot <hagb4rd> addquote <Fiora>shachaf: make friends. help people. find ways to help people be happy. hug people. have fun. make the world a little bit better.
Wed, 17 Apr 2013 21:53:39 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <fizzie> ... <fizzie> I was thinking maybe octave\'s fact() function is the factorial. <fizzie> octave:1> fact(20) <fizzie> Richad Stallman\'s pinky finger is really a USB memory stick. <fizzie> I don\'t think that\'s 20!.
Wed, 17 Apr 2013 18:12:52 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <Bike> \xe2\x97\x8a_______________________\xe2\x97\x8a <elliott> help. <Phantom_Hoover> jesus christ elliott <Phantom_Hoover> apply pressure evenly when jamming eyes open
Tue, 16 Apr 2013 21:36:17 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> if you make pickles with strange salts then you can\'t eat them, but you can electrocute them and they glow different colors
Tue, 16 Apr 2013 05:46:56 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> LIST OF ACRONYMS: List Integrating Some Terminology Of Fine Authentic Credibility Relating to Our New Year Media System
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 22:18:10 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 1032
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 22:17:57 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> delquote 1033
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 21:11:43 +0000 HackBot <doesthiswork> addquote nooodl No output.
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 21:11:03 +0000 HackBot <doesthiswork> addquote nooodle no output
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 13:32:03 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <ais523> in soviet russia, what sees you is what gets you
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 07:21:31 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <fizzie> "Compact fluorescent light bulbs are often criticized for being dim --" that\'s kind of rude!
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 05:11:35 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> revert
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 05:10:36 +0000 HackBot <elliott> revert
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 03:04:06 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <shachaf> "would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation" would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 02:50:30 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> that is better than any made up story i was about to tell
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 02:39:14 +0000 HackBot <Gregor> addquote <olsner> I\'ve seen horses jump on tv, they can probably jump in scotland too
Sat, 13 Apr 2013 15:18:33 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <kmc> i had a dream just now where i was in a gymnasium and they had fire alarm pull stations but they also had a similarly shaped "call/cc alarm" which I think you were supposed to pull if you found a way to write call/cc (it was expected that people in this gymnasium would be doing a lot of programming in total dependently-typed languages)
Sat, 13 Apr 2013 15:18:15 +0000 HackBot <kmc> delquote 1026
Sat, 13 Apr 2013 15:07:55 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> i had a dream just now where i was in a gymnasium and they had fire alarm pull stations but they also had a similarly shaped "call/cc alarm" which I think you were supposed to pull if you found a way to write call/cc (because it was expected that people in this gymnasium would be doing a lot of programming in total dependently-typed languages)
Sat, 13 Apr 2013 02:28:40 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <FreeFull> So a monoid is something like a mon, so for example pikachu is a monoid
Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:25:32 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> oerjan is spreading the tired rumour that if you play Nietzsche backwards you hear Jewish messages.
Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:15:38 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'1022s/ / /\' quotes
Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:12:16 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <fizzie> "May you live in INVISIBLE TIMES." --Old Chinese proverb. (It can look confusing when written with the proper Unicode.)
Fri, 12 Apr 2013 12:37:13 +0000 HackBot <Taneb> addquote <ThatOtherPerson> Do you have a girlfriend, fungot? <fungot> ThatOtherPerson: there\'s two.
Fri, 12 Apr 2013 04:19:38 +0000 HackBot <monqy> addquote <itidus21> :D :D oh man.. i wonder if they ever made chess variants based off of animes
Thu, 11 Apr 2013 22:30:00 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Taneb> I\'ve also pretended to be Queen Elizabeth the first, but that was a desperate plea for attention
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:10:22 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> in the time it takes light to travel from Hexham to Finland, I can generate almost 20 new topics for #esoteric
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 14:53:18 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <boily> I hate telecom abbreviations I hate telecom abbreviations good morning all I hate telecom abbreviations.
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 01:06:16 +0000 HackBot <elliott> sed -i \'1017s/$/ <Bike> please provide at least two zebrafish you have modified to glow in the dark/\' quotes
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 01:04:50 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> revert
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:54:18 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> delquote 1017
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:54:05 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> man at least job applications in biosciences are just like "you are willing to put your arms through a cow" <kmc> Bike: please send us a link to your CowHub profile of cows you have previously put your arms through on your own time for fun
Sun, 07 Apr 2013 22:29:24 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> healthy immune system is a wonderful thing, you gotta take advantage <kmc> sometimes i eat food off the ground just to keep mine on its toes
Sun, 07 Apr 2013 22:12:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <zzo38> My opinion is that you are all wrong, as far as I can tell.
Sat, 06 Apr 2013 22:16:42 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> It\'s like narnia only with dicks
Sat, 06 Apr 2013 21:28:37 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> addquote <zzo38> It appears magenta in my computer only because it is programmed to display bold text as magenta.
Fri, 05 Apr 2013 20:30:32 +0000 HackBot <coppro> addquote <olsner> in category theory, category theory is a theory in the category of theories
Fri, 05 Apr 2013 18:42:39 +0000 HackBot <boily> addquote <olsner> metar lead to canada, more metar and cows
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 02:10:23 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Bike> W A R N I N G. This source code follows transcomplex computational paths, even where more accurate, real, computational paths exist. <Bike> Y O U H A V E B E E N W A R N E D. <Bike> It literally says that
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 01:18:54 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> Bike: oh huh. addition is really easy.
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 01:01:43 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 1008
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 01:01:24 +0000 HackBot <Fiora> addquote <kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too <kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas <Fiora> oh! he killed hitler <kmc> oh yeah, there we go <kmc> thanks Fiora <Bike> he also killed the guy who killed hitler
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 00:58:08 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too <kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas
Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:21:22 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> and then one day you find, ten years have got behind you, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun <kmc> \xe2\x99\xab <kmc> \xe2\x99\xab \xe2\x99\xab \xe2\x99\xab <kmc> (Unicode needs a character specifically for "Pink Floyd guitar solo")
Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:21:04 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 1007
Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:20:52 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> (Unicode needs a character specifically for "Pink Floyd guitar solo")
Tue, 02 Apr 2013 23:11:59 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <shachaf> Bike: I think you\'re ready to learn about lens. <Bike> oh god <Bike> fiora help somebody help <Bike> anybody
Mon, 01 Apr 2013 22:45:15 +0000 HackBot <Gregor> addquote <elliott> prediction: kmc never comes back * kmc has joined #esoteric
Mon, 01 Apr 2013 01:40:47 +0000 HackBot <Gregor> addquote <Bike> i feel like i should say "sexual dimorphism" winkingly and then transmute myself into a horrid fleshbeast
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:04:00 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn\'t awful <Bike> i believe that\'s how the bolsheviks took over russia as well <Bike> the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:03:45 +0000 HackBot <kmc> delquote 1003
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:03:33 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn\'t awful <Bike> i believe that\'s how the bolsheviks took over russia as well <Bike> the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:03:13 +0000 HackBot <kmc> delquote 1003
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:03:04 +0000 HackBot <kmc> addquote <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn\'t awful
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 20:00:37 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <Gregor> Sgeo: That fact is so fun I can feel my pancreas kicking into overdrive.
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 18:28:12 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <kmc> i\'m not actually competent at hacking things <elliott> ummmm kmc dont u mean `cracking\' [tiny glider symbol with "hacker pride" written next to it in silkscreen] [head of a gnu] [tux penguin] <kmc> [face shoved in toilet]
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:54:26 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> sed -i \'999h;999d;1000G\' quotes
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:49:23 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 73
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:43:20 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again [...] <kmc> Domain Name System [...] <kmc> \xe2\x99\xab domain name system \xe2\x99\xab
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:43:12 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 1001
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:41:46 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:41:41 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <oerjan> `quote 1000
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:41:35 +0000 HackBot <elliott> delquote 1000
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:40:57 +0000 HackBot <shachaf> delquote 1000
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:40:06 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:22:59 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote this space for rent
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:22:11 +0000 HackBot <Phantom_Hoover> delquote 1000
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:17:51 +0000 HackBot <hagb4rd> addquote <FreeFull> (0.1 + 0.2) == 0.3 <lambdabot> False <FreeFull>The joys of floating point arithmetic <kmc>what do they say? I <2.9999999999743 floating point
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:17:31 +0000 HackBot <hagb4rd> revert
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:17:21 +0000 HackBot <hagb4rd> addquote FreeFull>> (0.1 + 0.2) == 0.3 <lambdabot> False <FreeFull>The joys of floating point arithmetic <kmc>what do they say? I <2.9999999999743 floating point
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:45:42 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <zzo38> In this timezone is Good Friday today. <zzo38> (It is good because you don\'t have to go to work)
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 20:49:54 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <elliott> it\'s such a shame the inventor of lisp was um <elliott> ok i give up
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 20:41:45 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <Bike> elliott: atlas shrugged is basically about wacking galt repeatedly with a giant platonic solid
Thu, 28 Mar 2013 20:11:19 +0000 HackBot <oerjan> addquote <boily> symbian still exists? <fizzie> boily: That is not dead which can eternal lie. <boily> fizzie: and with strange aeons symbian will have >50% market share on mobile devices.
Thu, 28 Mar 2013 05:14:06 +0000 HackBot <elliott> addquote <kmc> i don\'t know what that is so i\'m going to assume it\'s a flavor of pocky