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<arseniiv> addquote <shachaf> The domain is public, but what\'s the codomain?
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<kspalaiologos> addquote <lf94> kspalaiologos: yes, it\'s much more enjoyable sitting in #esoteric than chiselling 99 bottles of beer into a rock.
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<oerjan> addquote <kspalaiologos> I have made a chess engine in Malbolge <kspalaiologos> in theory it\'s decent <kspalaiologos> but it has two drawbacks <kspalaiologos> a) It requires 31 and a half gigabytes of memory <kspalaiologos> b) it\'s quicker to count atoms in universe than to run it
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<kmc> addquote <LKoen> kmc: it\'s 3am and instead of going to bed I just spent a looot of time reading a long article about circadian rythms and melatonin
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<kmc> addquote <ais523> (one nice thing about asking in #esoteric rather than #perl is that you don\'t have to attempt to justify what you\'re doing)
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<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> `unidecode \xe2\xa7\xb8\xf0\x9f\x99\xbc <HackEso> \xe2\x80\x8b[U+29F8 BIG SOLIDUS] [U+1F67C VERY HEAVY SOLIDUS] <shachaf> it is with a very heavy solidus that i write to inform you that unicode has too many code points
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<b_jonas> addquote <shachaf> #define __NR_oldolduname 59 <olsner> fungot: what\'s your old old name? <fungot> olsner: they decided not to waste any brain cells storing obscure unix silliness).
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<oerjan> addquote <ais523_> ugh, now my Fugue hello world has got stuck in my head again
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<b_jonas> `` addquote \'<Taneb> Anyway, you know yesterday I had a program which lists primes which ran out of memory before reaching 3?\' #https://esolangs.org/logs/2019-02-17.html#lT
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<shachaf> addquote <Taneb> ...this is the first prime number finder I\'ve ever written which ran out of memory before finding 3
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<oerjan> addquote <b_jonas> I don\'t care for the bf backend as long as it doesn\'t make the rest of ayacc harder to sue
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<oerjan> addquote <Ana-> Excuse me, I entered the channel without knowing what it was. I just wanted to talk to people <Ana-> \xf0\x9f\x98\xa5 <Phantom_Hoover> idk if you\'re likely to have much luck there <Phantom_Hoover> this channel is mostly full of computer programmers, not people
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<oerjan> addquote <wob_jonas> ARGH! I just saw something on the web that is publicly available, but I shouldn\'t have looked at it, and now I can\'t unsee it. I was naive, I used to imagine that the world was a nicer place. <wob_jonas> It\'s the rules of an insurance company for computing the fees of motor vehicle insurance in Hungary. [...]
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<arseniiv> addquote <wob_jonas> that real-world complexity doesn\'t fit my simple model of English <wob_jonas> must be that darned Higgs-boson or some other symmetry-breaking mechanism
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<oerjan> addquote <wob_jonas> and at least don\'t put Hofstadter next to the time cube guy without at least a semicolon, that\'s insulting Hofstadter
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<oerjan> addquote <Aearnus> i\'m sending this from within a computer on minecraft
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<alercah> addquote <zzo38> Please look at the new [[BackTurn]] program language see if it is good or else what other comment/question/complaint.
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<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> Taneb: are you suggesting the Tanebvention joke might be getting slightly old <Taneb> shachaf, not at all <Taneb> I would never suggest that it\'s getting slightly old
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<shachaf> addquote <fungot> danil: sorry, i got the device btw, just need to dig up that quote, though for much of a human being, eating one shouldn\'t be a problem
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<wob_jonas> addquote <ais523> oh, we also need a Donate effect <ais523> Harmless Offering is the obvious choice given that we\'ll mostly be donating Hungry Lynxes
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<shachaf> addquote <Cale> Differential geometry is the study of smooth manifolds under change of notation ;)
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<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> int-e does not like this [...] <int-e> shachaf: I experience heightened levels of indifference :P <shachaf> Higher than your usual? <int-e> who cares?
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<oerjan> addquote <int-e> @tell boily arguably, PHP started out as esoteric, then it became mainstream, and then it became a programming language
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<oerjan> addquote <ais523> b_jonas: hmm, it\'s fairly surprising that you can make a coherent esolang whose primary feature is that it wasn\'t written by Donald Knuth
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<oerjan> addquote <Taneb> English is a lie, words lack intrinsic meaning <int-e> fortunately people don\'t operate for long in a vacuum so there\'ll always be context
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<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> int-e: Do you like this? <int-e> It depends on the context. In the context of "Do you like _?", I hate it.
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<int-e> addquote <fungot> shachaf: i\'ve a long road ahead of me, it would be flattering. dudes got to act in accordance with my final wishes! they\'re the last things i ever did wish, and that makes me very sad to me!
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<oerjan> addquote <fizzie> int-e: Did you *have* to post that link? I\'m on vacation, I can\'t afford to get stuck by a flash game for the rest of it. <int-e> fizzie: you can save it for later, when you\'re back at work
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<alercah> addquote <__kerbal> oerjan: I object to being called a "newbie." <__kerbal__> I prefer "n00b"
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<oerjan> addquote <hppavilion[1]> In my work of fiction, vampires have neither a reflection NOR a refraction <doesthiswork> do they have absorption or emitance? <doesthiswork> now that I think about it, vampires would be perfect for skylights and lampshades <doesthiswork> they block direct lighting but let light destined to reflect pass unimpeded
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<shachaf> addquote <Jafet> an #esoteric-dwelling swede / was mistaken for edible feed / \xe2\x80\x9cwith you,\xe2\x80\x9d said a sicko / \xe2\x80\x9cour lanttulaatikko / would be very tasty indeed!\xe2\x80\x9d
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<hppavilion[1]> addquote <int-e> So... the goat-like person was the tailor. <shachaf> Ah, makes sense.
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<boily> addquote <fungot> boily: i haven\'t cited these because i don\'t understand how to program without becoming a rainbow
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<oerjan> addquote <fizzie> Still, those are *real people* we\'re disappointifying. Not just #esoteric regulars.
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<b_jonas> addquote <ais523> basically, doing the opposite of Gnome 3 at every opportunity is probably the best way to design a UI
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<oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> but i said at the start \'i have good reasons for this, i\'m not crazy\'!
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<alercah> addquote <boily> (there\'s also that thing with the small yellow guys that I refuse to aknowledge, and nobody has any proof I went to the theatre to watch it.)
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<Jafet> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> how many roads must a man walk down to split the underlying manifold into simply-connected components
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<alercah> addquote <zzo38> What time zone has time as a complex number?
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<oerjan> addquote <izabera> i just found out that this is an italian dessert https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuppa_Inglese <izabera> my whole life has been a lie
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<boily> addquote <Gregor> No, I\'m not alive, stop imagining I\'m alive.
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<shachaf> addquote <int-e> fungot is here <fungot> int-e: may cause extreme loss of appetite! may cause severe diarrhea and vomiting!
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<oerjan> addquote <doesthiswork> there are very few things more child friendly than breasts
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<shachaf> addquote <oerjan> Minskily, Munskily / ais523 / calling from Birmingham / is a sublime // master of intricate / esotericity / yet is confounded by / travel in time.
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<ais523> addquote <shachaf> ais523: Hmm, I think the wisdom database is like the quotes file, except it\'s for when people think they\'re being funny, rather than when other people think they\'re funny.
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<oerjan> addquote <hppavilion[1]> I\'m waiting for the sequels to Gravity to come out: Electromagnetism and the two-part Weak and Strong Nuclear Force movies
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<b_jonas> addquote <shachaf> please make a connection between L1, L2, L3 norm and L1, L2, L3 cache twh <Jafet> shachaf: modern caches actually use the L\xe2\x88\x9e metric (they can go eight ways)
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<oerjan> addquote <Taneb> I once forgot what bin men were called <Taneb> Doing roughly 50% of a computer science degree, the only term I could think of was "garbage collector"
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<oerjan> addquote <Taneb> I once forgot what bin men were called <Taneb> Doing roughly 50% of a computer science degree, the only term I could think of was "garbage collector"
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<oerjan> addquote <hppavilion[1]> I have just learned about "SMASH FACE ON KEYBOARD; POST RESULTS". --- quit: hppavilion[1] (Quit: Leaving) --- join: hppavilion[1] [...] joined #esoteric <hppavilion[1]> ...that was the result, apparently <hppavilion[1]> Dammit, f4
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<ais523> addquote <fungot> boily: i walked 5 miles to get to http://community.schemewiki.org from there. but it\'s written in a relatively portable style?
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<oerjan> addquote <hppavilion[1]> THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT THE 50 SHADES SEQUEL TOO! <hppavilion[1]> Somebody shall pay for this <imode> not me, I ain\'t buyin\' a ticket.
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<b_jonas> addquote <ais523> hmm, I just remembered that I was formally trained to tune harps
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<shachaf> addquote <ais523> (btw, "q = 1-p" should be the standard definition of q, IMO)
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<shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I told someone to tell the queen to tell the prime minister to cancel the EU.
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<oerjan> addquote <int-e> I couldn\'t help thinking that maybe if one considers the ramifications in full detail it will turn out that overthinking is often not helpful and therefore, not something to be proud of.
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<oerjan> addquote <Ken M> If we don\'t study the mistakes of the future we\'re doomed to repeat them for the first time :(
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<boily> addquote <izabera> if someone can, they\'re in this chan
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<int-e> addquote <fungot> int-e: all right...ill try not to think about your mind. best of luck with it
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<oerjan> addquote <fizzie> AIUI, one of the senior folks now has a car full of body parts as a result. <fizzie> (I don\'t know, I was in Finland.)
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<moon_> addquote <zzo38> Why does my computer support only one colormap? <oerjan> because it\'s meta-racist
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<oerjan> addquote <quintopia> let\'s force all arabs to adopt more reasonable orthography <zzo38> quintopia: No that is not the correct solution <quintopia> zzo38: oh. okay. thanks.
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<oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> man i just realised esolangs are subject to the inverse wadler\'s law <Phantom_Hoover> nobody \x02ever\x0f cares about lexical syntax, let alone comments
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<oerjan> addquote <zzo38> Do not throw your cigarettes end on the floor the cockroaches will have cancer
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<coppro> addquote <b_jonas> boily: sorry for the boring wisdom entries I added. I mostly did it hoping that someone will stumble on them and replace them with something better.
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<hppavilion[2]> addquote <boily> I AM THE PRETTIEST FROG IN THIS ENTIRE POND!!
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