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<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> i would visit elliott but i\'m vegetarian
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| Thu, 25 Apr 2013 14:14:37 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <elliott> sometimes i wake up and my name has grown more consonants
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| Fri, 19 Apr 2013 16:18:03 +0000 |
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<elliott> addquote <fungot> ThatOtherPerson: undefined variable \' annoy\'. you can\'t infer a static semantic for the language
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| Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:56:54 +0000 |
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| Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:56:26 +0000 |
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| Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:38:38 +0000 |
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| Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:37:00 +0000 |
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<hagb4rd> addquote <Fiora>shachaf: make friends. help people. find ways to help people be happy. hug people. have fun. make the world a little bit better.
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| Wed, 17 Apr 2013 21:53:39 +0000 |
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<elliott> addquote <fizzie> ... <fizzie> I was thinking maybe octave\'s fact() function is the factorial. <fizzie> octave:1> fact(20) <fizzie> Richad Stallman\'s pinky finger is really a USB memory stick. <fizzie> I don\'t think that\'s 20!.
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| Wed, 17 Apr 2013 18:12:52 +0000 |
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<boily> addquote <Bike> \xe2\x97\x8a_______________________\xe2\x97\x8a <elliott> help. <Phantom_Hoover> jesus christ elliott <Phantom_Hoover> apply pressure evenly when jamming eyes open
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| Tue, 16 Apr 2013 21:36:17 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <kmc> if you make pickles with strange salts then you can\'t eat them, but you can electrocute them and they glow different colors
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| Tue, 16 Apr 2013 05:46:56 +0000 |
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<elliott> addquote <kmc> LIST OF ACRONYMS: List Integrating Some Terminology Of Fine Authentic Credibility Relating to Our New Year Media System
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| Sun, 14 Apr 2013 22:18:10 +0000 |
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<doesthiswork> addquote nooodl No output.
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| Sun, 14 Apr 2013 13:32:03 +0000 |
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<shachaf> addquote <ais523> in soviet russia, what sees you is what gets you
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| Sun, 14 Apr 2013 07:21:31 +0000 |
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<shachaf> addquote <fizzie> "Compact fluorescent light bulbs are often criticized for being dim --" that\'s kind of rude!
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| Sun, 14 Apr 2013 05:11:35 +0000 |
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| Sun, 14 Apr 2013 05:10:36 +0000 |
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| Sun, 14 Apr 2013 03:04:06 +0000 |
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<kmc> addquote <shachaf> "would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation" would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation
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| Sun, 14 Apr 2013 02:50:30 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <elliott> that is better than any made up story i was about to tell
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| Sun, 14 Apr 2013 02:39:14 +0000 |
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<Gregor> addquote <olsner> I\'ve seen horses jump on tv, they can probably jump in scotland too
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| Sat, 13 Apr 2013 15:18:33 +0000 |
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<kmc> addquote <kmc> i had a dream just now where i was in a gymnasium and they had fire alarm pull stations but they also had a similarly shaped "call/cc alarm" which I think you were supposed to pull if you found a way to write call/cc (it was expected that people in this gymnasium would be doing a lot of programming in total dependently-typed languages)
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| Sat, 13 Apr 2013 15:18:15 +0000 |
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| Sat, 13 Apr 2013 15:07:55 +0000 |
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<elliott> addquote <kmc> i had a dream just now where i was in a gymnasium and they had fire alarm pull stations but they also had a similarly shaped "call/cc alarm" which I think you were supposed to pull if you found a way to write call/cc (because it was expected that people in this gymnasium would be doing a lot of programming in total dependently-typed languages)
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| Sat, 13 Apr 2013 02:28:40 +0000 |
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<coppro> addquote <FreeFull> So a monoid is something like a mon, so for example pikachu is a monoid
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| Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:25:32 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> oerjan is spreading the tired rumour that if you play Nietzsche backwards you hear Jewish messages.
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| Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:15:38 +0000 |
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| Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:12:16 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <fizzie> "May you live in INVISIBLE TIMES." --Old Chinese proverb. (It can look confusing when written with the proper Unicode.)
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| Fri, 12 Apr 2013 12:37:13 +0000 |
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<Taneb> addquote <ThatOtherPerson> Do you have a girlfriend, fungot? <fungot> ThatOtherPerson: there\'s two.
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<monqy> addquote <itidus21> :D :D oh man.. i wonder if they ever made chess variants based off of animes
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| Thu, 11 Apr 2013 22:30:00 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <Taneb> I\'ve also pretended to be Queen Elizabeth the first, but that was a desperate plea for attention
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| Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:10:22 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <kmc> in the time it takes light to travel from Hexham to Finland, I can generate almost 20 new topics for #esoteric
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| Tue, 09 Apr 2013 14:53:18 +0000 |
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<elliott> addquote <boily> I hate telecom abbreviations I hate telecom abbreviations good morning all I hate telecom abbreviations.
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| Tue, 09 Apr 2013 01:06:16 +0000 |
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<elliott> sed -i \'1017s/$/ <Bike> please provide at least two zebrafish you have modified to glow in the dark/\' quotes
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| Tue, 09 Apr 2013 01:04:50 +0000 |
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<shachaf> revert
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| Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:54:18 +0000 |
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| Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:54:05 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <Bike> man at least job applications in biosciences are just like "you are willing to put your arms through a cow" <kmc> Bike: please send us a link to your CowHub profile of cows you have previously put your arms through on your own time for fun
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| Sun, 07 Apr 2013 22:29:24 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <kmc> healthy immune system is a wonderful thing, you gotta take advantage <kmc> sometimes i eat food off the ground just to keep mine on its toes
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| Sun, 07 Apr 2013 22:12:19 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <zzo38> My opinion is that you are all wrong, as far as I can tell.
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| Sat, 06 Apr 2013 22:16:42 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <Bike> It\'s like narnia only with dicks
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| Sat, 06 Apr 2013 21:28:37 +0000 |
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<shachaf> addquote <zzo38> It appears magenta in my computer only because it is programmed to display bold text as magenta.
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| Fri, 05 Apr 2013 20:30:32 +0000 |
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<coppro> addquote <olsner> in category theory, category theory is a theory in the category of theories
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| Fri, 05 Apr 2013 18:42:39 +0000 |
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<boily> addquote <olsner> metar lead to canada, more metar and cows
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| Thu, 04 Apr 2013 02:10:23 +0000 |
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<elliott> addquote <Bike> W A R N I N G. This source code follows transcomplex computational paths, even where more accurate, real, computational paths exist. <Bike> Y O U H A V E B E E N W A R N E D. <Bike> It literally says that
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| Thu, 04 Apr 2013 01:18:54 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <elliott> Bike: oh huh. addition is really easy.
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<Fiora> addquote <kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too <kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas <Fiora> oh! he killed hitler <kmc> oh yeah, there we go <kmc> thanks Fiora <Bike> he also killed the guy who killed hitler
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<elliott> addquote <kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too <kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas
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<elliott> addquote <kmc> and then one day you find, ten years have got behind you, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun <kmc> \xe2\x99\xab <kmc> \xe2\x99\xab \xe2\x99\xab \xe2\x99\xab <kmc> (Unicode needs a character specifically for "Pink Floyd guitar solo")
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| Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:21:04 +0000 |
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| Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:20:52 +0000 |
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<elliott> addquote <kmc> (Unicode needs a character specifically for "Pink Floyd guitar solo")
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| Tue, 02 Apr 2013 23:11:59 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> Bike: I think you\'re ready to learn about lens. <Bike> oh god <Bike> fiora help somebody help <Bike> anybody
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| Mon, 01 Apr 2013 22:45:15 +0000 |
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<Gregor> addquote <elliott> prediction: kmc never comes back * kmc has joined #esoteric
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| Mon, 01 Apr 2013 01:40:47 +0000 |
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<Gregor> addquote <Bike> i feel like i should say "sexual dimorphism" winkingly and then transmute myself into a horrid fleshbeast
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| Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:04:00 +0000 |
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<kmc> addquote <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn\'t awful <Bike> i believe that\'s how the bolsheviks took over russia as well <Bike> the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka
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| Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:03:45 +0000 |
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<kmc> addquote <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn\'t awful <Bike> i believe that\'s how the bolsheviks took over russia as well <Bike> the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka
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<kmc> addquote <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn\'t awful
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| Sat, 30 Mar 2013 20:00:37 +0000 |
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<elliott> addquote <Gregor> Sgeo: That fact is so fun I can feel my pancreas kicking into overdrive.
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| Sat, 30 Mar 2013 18:28:12 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <kmc> i\'m not actually competent at hacking things <elliott> ummmm kmc dont u mean `cracking\' [tiny glider symbol with "hacker pride" written next to it in silkscreen] [head of a gnu] [tux penguin] <kmc> [face shoved in toilet]
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| Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:54:26 +0000 |
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| Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:49:23 +0000 |
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<elliott> addquote <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again [...] <kmc> Domain Name System [...] <kmc> \xe2\x99\xab domain name system \xe2\x99\xab
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<elliott> addquote <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again
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<elliott> addquote <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again
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<elliott> addquote this space for rent
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| Fri, 29 Mar 2013 23:17:51 +0000 |
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<hagb4rd> addquote <FreeFull> (0.1 + 0.2) == 0.3 <lambdabot> False <FreeFull>The joys of floating point arithmetic <kmc>what do they say? I <2.9999999999743 floating point
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<hagb4rd> addquote FreeFull>> (0.1 + 0.2) == 0.3 <lambdabot> False <FreeFull>The joys of floating point arithmetic <kmc>what do they say? I <2.9999999999743 floating point
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<elliott> addquote <zzo38> In this timezone is Good Friday today. <zzo38> (It is good because you don\'t have to go to work)
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| Fri, 29 Mar 2013 20:49:54 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <elliott> it\'s such a shame the inventor of lisp was um <elliott> ok i give up
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| Fri, 29 Mar 2013 20:41:45 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <Bike> elliott: atlas shrugged is basically about wacking galt repeatedly with a giant platonic solid
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<oerjan> addquote <boily> symbian still exists? <fizzie> boily: That is not dead which can eternal lie. <boily> fizzie: and with strange aeons symbian will have >50% market share on mobile devices.
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| Thu, 28 Mar 2013 05:14:06 +0000 |
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<elliott> addquote <kmc> i don\'t know what that is so i\'m going to assume it\'s a flavor of pocky
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| Thu, 28 Mar 2013 04:44:49 +0000 |
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<kmc> addquote <Bike> so speaking of something more interesting than whatever that is, [...]
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| Wed, 27 Mar 2013 14:56:52 +0000 |
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<boily> addquote <kmc> error: cuttlefish not synced to vblank <fiora> maybe it\'s a power phase issue <fiora> it\'s like, a european cuttlefish but it\'s using american water
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<kmc> addquote <zzo38> If you cannot type, then you should learn to type if you want to operate your computer
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<shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I don\'t think there are any pope with fractional numbers (except something I made up for the Dungeons&Dragons game)
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<coppro> addquote <zzo38> Papal infallibility means that the pope is allowed to be infallible by himself if he wants to, without requiring a council.
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| Sat, 23 Mar 2013 23:48:17 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> I think pastaquote should just quote me
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| Sat, 23 Mar 2013 20:39:15 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <kmc> living in the middle ages sounds a lot better once you realize that deep frying had already been invented
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| Fri, 22 Mar 2013 00:30:03 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/large-asbestoscontaminated-tarantula-on-the-loose-in-cardiff-8544532.html <Phantom_Hoover> finally, a solution to the problem of wales
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| Tue, 19 Mar 2013 12:56:58 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> i don\'t think hitler made any bf derivatives
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| Mon, 18 Mar 2013 02:35:59 +0000 |
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<coppro> addquote <Sgeo> o.O OS/2 is what became NT? I didn\'t really know what OS/2 was
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| Sun, 17 Mar 2013 10:42:50 +0000 |
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<monqy> addquote <zzo38> Two eggs costs less than one egg, but if you buy two eggs, you must eat both. Does linear logic do this?
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| Sun, 17 Mar 2013 00:07:15 +0000 |
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<ais523> addquote <ais523> is it March 3? <olsner> on some dates, yes
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<oerjan> addquote <ais523> there\'s more evidence that scammers exist, than that, say, the average Nigerian exists
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| Tue, 12 Mar 2013 23:37:37 +0000 |
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| Tue, 12 Mar 2013 23:37:01 +0000 |
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| Fri, 08 Mar 2013 20:41:39 +0000 |
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| Fri, 08 Mar 2013 19:40:15 +0000 |
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<Taneb> addquote <boily> it\'s raining in newcastle, therefore the elliotts are distinct. <tswett> boily\'s Newcastle Theorem.
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| Fri, 08 Mar 2013 00:04:33 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <elliott> also did you learn Haskell yet <Bike> i think i\'ve got most of it now what are these "type" things
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| Tue, 05 Mar 2013 21:14:21 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <Bike> When I imagine x86 I imagine a Swiss Family Robinson style treehouse, with parts continually bursting into flame underneath as they build higher and higher on the broken remnants of what they slapped together last week.
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| Sun, 03 Mar 2013 21:03:00 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <Bike> kmc: ok i gotta admit i fully support the use of ultrafilters in social sciences
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| Sat, 02 Mar 2013 23:03:17 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> As Brainfuck derivatives go, it\'s not all that bad, really.
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| Thu, 28 Feb 2013 04:38:57 +0000 |
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<shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I have no problem if you want to use these drugs and make yourself dead and whatever, but making them legal might ruin the economy.
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| Wed, 27 Feb 2013 04:48:26 +0000 |
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<Jafet> addquote <zzo38> I happen to have bash even on this computer
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| Tue, 26 Feb 2013 23:01:45 +0000 |
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<Fiora> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, are you just trying to post kmcbait... * Fiora imagines a cardboard box propped up by a stick with a pile of monads inside. <elliott> Fiora: that is actually what Haskell is.
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| Tue, 26 Feb 2013 23:01:35 +0000 |
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| Tue, 26 Feb 2013 23:00:23 +0000 |
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<Fiora> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, are you just trying to post kmcbait... *Fiora imagines a cardboard box propped up by a stick with a pile of monads inside. <elliott> Fiora: that is actually what Haskell is.
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| Tue, 26 Feb 2013 21:46:34 +0000 |
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<kmc> addquote <Bike> i\'ve always wanted to xor swap transfinite ordinals
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| Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:43:02 +0000 |
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<elliott> addquote * ais523 challenges the americans here to remember who lost in the most recent UK general election <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, the lib dems
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<elliott> addquote <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: my department teaches prolog, to second years I think <ais523> some people choose it because it isn\'t ocaml, and then are disappointed to find it has lists
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