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<shachaf> addquote <zzo38> It appears magenta in my computer only because it is programmed to display bold text as magenta.
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<coppro> addquote <olsner> in category theory, category theory is a theory in the category of theories
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<boily> addquote <olsner> metar lead to canada, more metar and cows
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<elliott> addquote <Bike> W A R N I N G. This source code follows transcomplex computational paths, even where more accurate, real, computational paths exist. <Bike> Y O U H A V E B E E N W A R N E D. <Bike> It literally says that
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<oerjan> addquote <elliott> Bike: oh huh. addition is really easy.
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<Fiora> addquote <kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too <kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas <Fiora> oh! he killed hitler <kmc> oh yeah, there we go <kmc> thanks Fiora <Bike> he also killed the guy who killed hitler
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<elliott> addquote <kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too <kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas
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<elliott> addquote <kmc> and then one day you find, ten years have got behind you, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun <kmc> \xe2\x99\xab <kmc> \xe2\x99\xab \xe2\x99\xab \xe2\x99\xab <kmc> (Unicode needs a character specifically for "Pink Floyd guitar solo")
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<elliott> addquote <kmc> (Unicode needs a character specifically for "Pink Floyd guitar solo")
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<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> Bike: I think you\'re ready to learn about lens. <Bike> oh god <Bike> fiora help somebody help <Bike> anybody
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<Gregor> addquote <elliott> prediction: kmc never comes back * kmc has joined #esoteric
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<Gregor> addquote <Bike> i feel like i should say "sexual dimorphism" winkingly and then transmute myself into a horrid fleshbeast
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<kmc> addquote <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn\'t awful <Bike> i believe that\'s how the bolsheviks took over russia as well <Bike> the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka
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<kmc> addquote <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn\'t awful <Bike> i believe that\'s how the bolsheviks took over russia as well <Bike> the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka
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<kmc> addquote <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn\'t awful
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| Sat, 30 Mar 2013 20:00:37 +0000 |
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<elliott> addquote <Gregor> Sgeo: That fact is so fun I can feel my pancreas kicking into overdrive.
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<oerjan> addquote <kmc> i\'m not actually competent at hacking things <elliott> ummmm kmc dont u mean `cracking\' [tiny glider symbol with "hacker pride" written next to it in silkscreen] [head of a gnu] [tux penguin] <kmc> [face shoved in toilet]
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| Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:54:26 +0000 |
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<elliott> addquote <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again [...] <kmc> Domain Name System [...] <kmc> \xe2\x99\xab domain name system \xe2\x99\xab
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<elliott> addquote <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again
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<elliott> addquote <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again
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<elliott> addquote this space for rent
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<hagb4rd> addquote <FreeFull> (0.1 + 0.2) == 0.3 <lambdabot> False <FreeFull>The joys of floating point arithmetic <kmc>what do they say? I <2.9999999999743 floating point
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<hagb4rd> addquote FreeFull>> (0.1 + 0.2) == 0.3 <lambdabot> False <FreeFull>The joys of floating point arithmetic <kmc>what do they say? I <2.9999999999743 floating point
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<elliott> addquote <zzo38> In this timezone is Good Friday today. <zzo38> (It is good because you don\'t have to go to work)
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<oerjan> addquote <elliott> it\'s such a shame the inventor of lisp was um <elliott> ok i give up
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<oerjan> addquote <Bike> elliott: atlas shrugged is basically about wacking galt repeatedly with a giant platonic solid
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<oerjan> addquote <boily> symbian still exists? <fizzie> boily: That is not dead which can eternal lie. <boily> fizzie: and with strange aeons symbian will have >50% market share on mobile devices.
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<elliott> addquote <kmc> i don\'t know what that is so i\'m going to assume it\'s a flavor of pocky
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<kmc> addquote <Bike> so speaking of something more interesting than whatever that is, [...]
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| Wed, 27 Mar 2013 14:56:52 +0000 |
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<boily> addquote <kmc> error: cuttlefish not synced to vblank <fiora> maybe it\'s a power phase issue <fiora> it\'s like, a european cuttlefish but it\'s using american water
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<kmc> addquote <zzo38> If you cannot type, then you should learn to type if you want to operate your computer
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<shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I don\'t think there are any pope with fractional numbers (except something I made up for the Dungeons&Dragons game)
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<coppro> addquote <zzo38> Papal infallibility means that the pope is allowed to be infallible by himself if he wants to, without requiring a council.
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<oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> I think pastaquote should just quote me
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<oerjan> addquote <kmc> living in the middle ages sounds a lot better once you realize that deep frying had already been invented
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<oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/large-asbestoscontaminated-tarantula-on-the-loose-in-cardiff-8544532.html <Phantom_Hoover> finally, a solution to the problem of wales
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| Tue, 19 Mar 2013 12:56:58 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> i don\'t think hitler made any bf derivatives
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<coppro> addquote <Sgeo> o.O OS/2 is what became NT? I didn\'t really know what OS/2 was
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| Sun, 17 Mar 2013 10:42:50 +0000 |
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<monqy> addquote <zzo38> Two eggs costs less than one egg, but if you buy two eggs, you must eat both. Does linear logic do this?
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<ais523> addquote <ais523> is it March 3? <olsner> on some dates, yes
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<oerjan> addquote <ais523> there\'s more evidence that scammers exist, than that, say, the average Nigerian exists
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| Fri, 08 Mar 2013 20:41:39 +0000 |
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<Taneb> addquote <boily> it\'s raining in newcastle, therefore the elliotts are distinct. <tswett> boily\'s Newcastle Theorem.
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<oerjan> addquote <elliott> also did you learn Haskell yet <Bike> i think i\'ve got most of it now what are these "type" things
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<oerjan> addquote <Bike> When I imagine x86 I imagine a Swiss Family Robinson style treehouse, with parts continually bursting into flame underneath as they build higher and higher on the broken remnants of what they slapped together last week.
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<oerjan> addquote <Bike> kmc: ok i gotta admit i fully support the use of ultrafilters in social sciences
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<oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> As Brainfuck derivatives go, it\'s not all that bad, really.
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<shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I have no problem if you want to use these drugs and make yourself dead and whatever, but making them legal might ruin the economy.
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<Jafet> addquote <zzo38> I happen to have bash even on this computer
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<Fiora> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, are you just trying to post kmcbait... * Fiora imagines a cardboard box propped up by a stick with a pile of monads inside. <elliott> Fiora: that is actually what Haskell is.
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<Fiora> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, are you just trying to post kmcbait... *Fiora imagines a cardboard box propped up by a stick with a pile of monads inside. <elliott> Fiora: that is actually what Haskell is.
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<kmc> addquote <Bike> i\'ve always wanted to xor swap transfinite ordinals
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<elliott> addquote * ais523 challenges the americans here to remember who lost in the most recent UK general election <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, the lib dems
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<elliott> addquote <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: my department teaches prolog, to second years I think <ais523> some people choose it because it isn\'t ocaml, and then are disappointed to find it has lists
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<elliott> addquote <tswett> Hey, what VPN software should I use? <boily> tswett: openvpn. the one, the only, the open, the other qualifiers that begin with "o".
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<oerjan> addquote <groily> I stand by the argument that fungot is the one making the most sense in this channel.
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<elliott> addquote * fungot has joined #esoteric <boily> woohoo! the one and only fungot is back! <fungot> boily: damn your mother! <boily> ok. never saw that one coming.
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<oerjan> addquote <kmc> it\'s almost like Haskell is a programming language and not some kind of mathematical rhetorical arguing device
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<Sgeo> addquote <doesthiswork> a comathmatician is a device for turning cotheorems into ffee
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<elliott> addquote <Sgeo> I was practically raised by Dilbert.
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<hagb4rd> addquote <shachaf>IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSITY: the same universes are better for the same people
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<coppro> addquote <Bike> Are you sure this isn\'t the Sims <kallisti> can you get married to your variables? <kallisti> this is a feature I find lacking in most languages
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<elliott> addquote <esomimic> fungot: begrudging pat
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<coppro> addquote <boily> oerjan: on those days, I\'m sure this channel becomes some kind of SCP.
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<oerjan> addquote <ais523> did you know that likes follow you around the internet and steal your browser? <Taneb> I thought that was Phantom_Hoover
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| Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:39:13 +0000 |
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<ais523> addquote <Taneb> I\'m a story about the prohibition of chocolate
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| Mon, 11 Feb 2013 06:10:15 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <oklopol> my university spam filter thinks it\'s okay for someone i have never met to discuss "usd 2,142,728.00 dollars" with me and "NEED MY HELP" etc. however, inviting me to a conference? such a nigerian thing to do.
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<oerjan> addquote <oklopol> my university spam filter thinks it\'s okay for someone i have never met to discuss "usd 2,142,728.00 dollars" with me and
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<elliott> addquote <fizzie> The other day (well, the other week) my wife was annoyed with me because she had a dream where I had gotten us plane tickets into a #esoteric meet somewhere in the middle of Greenland in the winter, without asking her first. Plus she wasn\'t really interested in a #esoteric meet at all, let alone one in Greenland, let alone one in Greenland in wintertime. (I think it\'s kind of cold there?)
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<elliott> addquote <lexande> sometimes i am confronted with a problem and i think "I know, I\'ll use Banach-Tarski"
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<elliott> addquote <boily> had a fit of a stroke of genius, and google mapped hexham. <boily> it\'s in the friggin middle of nowhere!
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| Wed, 06 Feb 2013 23:05:06 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> This position is asking for "- Extensive experience with API" <Jafet> You\'re just not qualified, kid.
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<oerjan> addquote <boily> ais523: I\'m not sure my grasp of the English language is getting better by visiting this channel..
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| Wed, 06 Feb 2013 20:36:14 +0000 |
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<oerjan> addquote <Bike> if you say "java" three times to a dark mirror does steele come out and lecture you about operator overloading
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<ais523> addquote <fungot> \xc3\x81is523\xc3\x8ek\xc3\x8b\xc3\x87\xc3\x8f52\xc3\x8d\xc2\xbf\xc3\x89n\xc3\x90ffjliated/ais523: ever tried reading while confused?
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<elliott> addquote <boily> not only there is no God, but try to find an APL keyboard on Sunday.
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<olsner> addquote <fungot> but when she saw him fnord and fnord. and then there\'s the fnord, as well as fnord reading sauce with fish, or fnord, that alice quite fnord for it hadn\'t spoken before.
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| Sun, 03 Feb 2013 22:10:52 +0000 |
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<elliott> addquote <fungot> kmc: that is just a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there
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<kmc> addquote <jconn> fungot: |open quote <jconn> fungot: | just to help an fnord archive)" [...] <fungot> jconn: i am just as confused. you know, that thing which you might want is broken
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<elliott> addquote <shachaf> oerjan: What\'s cosubtyping? <Phantom_Hoover> some sort of fusion of cosplay and type theory?
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<elliott> addquote <shachaf> oerjan: What\'s cosubtyping <Phantom_Hoover> some sort of fusion of cosplay and type theory?
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<TwilightSpockle> addquote <oerjan> maybe i was violated by a pole once
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<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> what are some good concurrency primitives <ais523> shachaf: how primitive do you want?
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<kmc> addquote <augur> DIE <augur> oh hey elliott
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<oerjan> addquote <kmc> shachaf: LC_ALL=de_DE.utf-8 errno -l <kmc> Veraltete NFS-Dateizugriffsnummer <kmc> Eingabe-/Ausgabefehler <kmc> "Unterbrechung w\xc3\xa4hrend des Betriebssystemaufrufs" i think that was in the Ring Cycle
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<oerjan> addquote <elliott> ~eval 1+2 <cuttlefish> Error (127): <elliott> this is a great bot boily i love it
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<oerjan> addquote <olsner> boily: the man eating chicken is just a normal man, it\'s quite common to eat chicken in some parts of the world
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<oerjan> addquote <olsner> as long as you\'re in company where no-one knows both, you can always say either "that\'s just like welsh ll" or "that\'s just like klingon tlh"
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