<int-e> mkx ../bin/tio//<<<"$@" sed \'s=.*##==\' | tr @- ++ | base64 -d 2>/dev/null | cat <(printf "\\x1f\\x8b\\x08\\x00\\x00\\x00\\x00\\x00\\x00\\x00") - | gzip -dq 2>/dev/null | LC_CTYPE=C sed -zE \'s=.*\\xFF\\xFF(.*)\\xFF\\xFF.*=\\1=\'

#!/usr/bin/perl
$_ = (join " ", @ARGV) || $ENV{IRC_NICK}; s/^\s+|\s+$//g; print "Hi $_. "; if (/[aeiouyAEIOUY0134]/) { s/^[^aeiouyAEIOUY0134]*/H/; } else { s/^./H/; } print "$_.";