26) <zzo38> I am not on the moon.
113) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple
147) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream
171) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number.  <Sgeo> It's broken?
176) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck  <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi
179) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly.
182) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly)
183) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer.
211) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least.
227) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons.
232) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead.
235) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that.
238) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want.
241) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them
254) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience?  <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent?
255) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!!
268) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones.
274) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now.
282) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please.
295) <zzo38>    <elliott>    <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent
316) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand.
317) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose.
327) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself
330) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know.
357) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important.
364) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada.
416) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book.
428) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game
453) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead.
455) <itidus20> well, you have bested me  <zzo38> itidus20: Yes.
457) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof?  <itidus20> that's a tough question
487) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...]
552) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi
590) <zzo38> I am just saying something that I think I once saw some idea somewhere, I forget, was it on television?
591) <zzo38> Can you file for univorce if you are unmarried and don't like yourself anymore?
640) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal...  <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so?  <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels
643) <zzo38> Astrological ages don't work. Instead, say what you mean.
657) <zzo38> I have a program to tell you how far away Jupiter is. It is 4.33 units far.
658) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game.  <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected?  <zzo38> Kind of...
662) <zzo38> When you die in Canada, you die in real life.
669) <zzo38> Yes, it is true; I don't really like PHP either.
709) <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time
731) <zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you
759) <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once
761) <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform?  <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term>  <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know.
764) <zzo38> (Some astrologers say all horoscopes that include objects other than the Sun are 3D, but they don't know what 3D means, that is why they are astrologers.)
770) <zzo38> Sleep on the ceiling next Sunday.
775) <zzo38> Do you think " `addquote [with no context] < zzo38> Do you think psychology is worse, or not?" is worse, or not?
780) <zzo38> But I still sign by my pens and use extra dots and shapes and so on so that I can claim I was threatened to sign it and put those dots there to warn you, or whatever
782) <zzo38> There is no rule in poker that says you have to try hard to win.
783) <zzo38> Yes you are correct you must be mad or you wouldn't have come here. No escape either, sorry.
787) <zzo38> Because, if it is all wrong, then I should fix it please
789) <oklopol> zzo38: i only like games whose names start with "mine"
800) <zzo38> Confucius say too much. -- Recent Chinese Proverb
804) <HackEgo> 499) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof?  <itidus20> that's a tough question [...] <Sgeo> miff-muffered moof sounds like a setup to something, but itidus screws it up.
805) <zzo38> Can you vote for just the green party or rainbow party instead of both?  <kmc> nope, it is the same party  <zzo38> That is the problem with political parties.
811) <oerjan> `welcome Rawlie  * zzo38 has joined #esoteric  <Rawlie> thank you  <zzo38> You're welcome.
819) <zzo38> The reason it isn't more popular is because I wrote it today.
838) <kmc> i would subscribe to @zzo38_ebooks  <zzo38> kmc: I have no ebooks which can subscribe to
844) <zzo38> If you write in the text using Unicode then how are you supposed to know if you mean seraphim have seven eyes or do they have ten?
846) <zzo38> What is portable way of load/save floating points in files, using a C code?  <kmc> #ifndef __STDC_IEC_559__  #error Here's a nickel, kid.  Buy a real computer.  #endif
853) <zzo38> The winter solstice is in approx. 13 hours from now  <kmc> the mayans warned us  <zzo38> Warned you of what? The solstice?  <kmc> yes
854) <zzo38> Yes I am native English speaker, but it is Canadian English, not British English.
855) <zzo38> Did you agree with what my idea was?  <elliott> absolutely  <monqy> what was your idea ?  <elliott> that was my next question
858) <zzo38> There is Haskell program "pandoc" to convert formats, so I make "panchess" which is the similar thing but for chess.
869) <fizzie> fungot: Are you the previous version of zzo38?  <fungot> fizzie: i run some interactive tex programs
886) <zzo38> What is your opinion on the Catholic doctrine and tradition and so on?  <Bike> i give it 7/10.
901) <zzo38> Eat people who are in the "food jail".
907) <zzo38> I do study philosophy of much.
953) <zzo38> I happen to have bash even on this computer
954) <zzo38> I have no problem if you want to use these drugs and make yourself dead and whatever, but making them legal might ruin the economy.
962) <zzo38> Two eggs costs less than one egg, but if you buy two eggs, you must eat both. Does linear logic do this?
968) <zzo38> Papal infallibility means that the pope is allowed to be infallible by himself if he wants to, without requiring a council.
969) <zzo38> I don't think there are any pope with fractional numbers (except something I made up for the Dungeons&Dragons game)
970) <zzo38> If you cannot type, then you should learn to type if you want to operate your computer
977) <zzo38> In this timezone is Good Friday today.  <zzo38> (It is good because you don't have to go to work)
992) <zzo38> It appears magenta in my computer only because it is programmed to display bold text as magenta.
994) <zzo38> My opinion is that you are all wrong, as far as I can tell.
1059) <shachaf> Hmm, is an Electronic Signature in a PDF file a thing?  <shachaf> How do they work?  <zzo38> [1] Yes. [2] It doesn't.
1068) <zzo38> TeX is a bit unusual when doing things other than typesetting
1072) <zzo38> If you want to ask me if I believe in determinism then you have to be more specific.  <zzo38> I haven't checked if I conduct electricity significantly better than average, though.
1078) <zzo38> I think I do not understand you either.
1083) <zzo38> Even if the people who made that program is a murderer, the program itself isn't a murderer so that doesn't make it wrong
1090) <Bike> a dark day for all of humankind  <zzo38> Bike: Wrong. Not all of humankind lives in the same timezone.  <shachaf> a dark day for some of humankind  <zzo38> OK
1091) <zzo38> Do you like this kind of melody?   l8 e4gc'fac'g ^bd'fgfed e4gc'fac'g ^1
1094) <zzo38> No, you are mix up. Universe is the, made of spacetime, and of mathematics; not "kind of a dick" and so on.
1097) <zzo38> If someone tries really hard to convince you to sell them drugs, then you should photograph them and bind them.  <kmc> bind them to what  <zzo38> To jail.
1100) <zzo38> For example I don't have the "Magic Missile" spell.  <kmc> how will you attack the darkness  <zzo38> By surprise!
1103) <zzo38> I am curious to know, how many Wiccans hate daylight saving time compared to Roman Catholics?
1108) <zzo38> It is probably also "horrifyingly fucked up"
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1122) <zzo38> I do sometimes work on Linux computer. I think it is set to en.UTF-8 by default although on my account I have changed it to the C locale, disabled Unicode translation, and loaded a CP437 font.  <zzo38> This improves the operation of the system.
1124) <ais523> nowadays I tend not to have a physical form at all though  <zzo38> Interesting.............???
1145) <boily> zzo38: AAAAAAAAAAH! sudden illumination. “mind switch.” I now understand.
1147) <zzo38> kmc: I don't need any of your organ at this time.
1151) <zzo38> Despite the various chess variants (even Chess 2), even ordinary FIDE chess is a fine playable game. But so can others be!
1160) <zzo38> I have idea which is to make up a chess variant based on Famicom PPU.
1166) <zzo38> I think it is allowed to be both sane and insane simultaneously.
1168) <zzo38> C and C++ have some bad features compared to BLISS.  <zzo38> Although C does have some good features too. Unfortunately I cannot find a BLISS compiler.
1180) <zzo38> Don't be too ineffective.
1193) <zzo38> That is not the point of URLs and if you do not want URL of each file, don't use a webpage at all and just make a telnet or whatever.
1197) <zzo38> Is axiom of choice applicable to work of such a game though? Maybe it is, but I don't know. I also don't know, what game.
1200) <zzo38> My goal is to win, not to knock out your pokemon. Didn't you know that?
1212) <zzo38> Syntax highlighting is: sender in cyan, command in bright white, parameters in normal white, long parameters in bright blue (except for the preceding colon)  <coppro> wait, you read IRC raw?  <zzo38> It isn't quite raw; it is in colors.