2008-03-14.txt:20:48:37: <Deewiant> google suggests hexham, england
2009-02-07.txt:17:13:24: <ehird> ais523: hexham
2009-02-07.txt:17:23:07: <ehird> "Hexham is the administrative centre for the Tynedale district"
2009-02-07.txt:17:24:45: <ais523> hexhamshire used to be a county
2009-02-21.txt:23:31:43: <ehird> 4 orchard terrace, hexham, northumberland, united kingdom, ne46 3pw
2009-04-06.txt:18:49:28: <ehird> AnMaster_ipv6: 4 orchard terrace, hexham, northumberland
2009-04-06.txt:18:51:10: <fizzie> Hexham sounds like an awesome name. Something sort of combination of witch-style cursery and ham.
2009-04-06.txt:18:51:38: <ais523> ehird was surprised that I'd heard of Hexham before he told me
2009-04-06.txt:19:02:45: <Asztal_> there's a Hexham Close near me, so I'd heard the word.
2009-04-25.txt:20:46:58: <ais523> and now you live in Hexham, which is famous although its residents deny it
2009-04-25.txt:20:47:19: <ehird> Born in hemel hempstead (sp)... somewhere or another for a while... west pelton... prudhoe... and hexham
2009-05-22.txt:16:40:53: <ehird> nooga: if you drop by hexham you're welcome not to visit me
2009-05-22.txt:16:44:02: <nooga> ehird: isn't hexham that village near newcastle?
2009-05-22.txt:16:46:18: <ehird> nooga: then the only thing you could do in Hexham is either come on the right day and look at the boring market and not visit a 13-year-old named elliott hird
2009-06-05.txt:00:22:23: <oerjan> fizzie: hexham or something like that
2009-06-05.txt:20:54:11: <ehird> 16:22:23 <oerjan> fizzie: hexham or something like that
2009-06-05.txt:20:55:06: <ais523> unless he's been constantly lying, though, he lives in Hexham
2009-07-02.txt:15:44:19: <ais523> although if Hexham's as boring as you claim it is, that might give me an incentive to avoid your hometown and so avoid you by implication
2009-07-02.txt:15:46:51: <ehird> It just looks like a church to me and it's called Hexham Abbey
2009-07-02.txt:15:47:06: <ehird> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexham_Abbey
2009-07-02.txt:15:59:47: <nooga> http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/7200/642pxhexhamabbey.jpg gahahahaha
2009-07-02.txt:18:29:08: <oerjan> <ais523> ehird: I don't think I've ever conciously avoided you either <-- i think you need to go to hexham to do that properly
2009-07-02.txt:18:37:57: <ais523> oerjan: I was wondering if conciously avoiding Hexham was sufficient
2009-08-20.txt:07:29:59: <oerjan> i think hexham should count, with that name
2009-10-04.txt:03:14:16: <ehird> 4 Orchard Terrace, Hexham, England
2009-10-08.txt:03:15:18: <oerjan> sir ehird, baron of hexham
2009-10-12.txt:14:35:31: <ehird> you may all call me "mr really-obscure-village-near-hexham-but-nearer-prudhoe"
2009-10-15.txt:12:39:01: <ais523> ehird: hexham? or somewhere else?
2009-10-15.txt:12:40:22: <ais523> although, I presume you were surprised I'd even heard of Hexham in the first place
2009-10-15.txt:12:42:00: <ehird> Lived in Prudhoe before Hexham, anyawy.
2009-10-15.txt:12:43:21: <ehird> Just checked; the village is 10 miles away from Hexham.
2009-10-17.txt:21:35:30: <ehird> in hexham there was an exchange in town
2009-11-28.txt:01:26:31: <ais523> I doubt there even is a Baron of Hexham
2009-11-28.txt:01:28:04: <ais523> Aubrey Geoffrey Frederick Rippon, Baron Rippon of Hexham
2010-03-20.txt:18:44:39: <fizzie> alise: I don't remember where you live, but walking from Hexham (which I think was at least nearby at some point) to where I live would take you just 5 days, 13 hours. (It involves some 371 steps; you take the Newcastle-Ijmuiden-Amsterdam ferry to Netherlands, then the Hoek van Holland-Harwich ferry back to UK, then the Harwich-Esbjerg ferry to Denmark; then you just walk across Denmark (a hundred miles or so), take another ferry to Rostock, and from there to H
2010-03-20.txt:18:53:53: <Deewiant> The car-directions hexham->helsinki make more sense
2010-03-20.txt:18:59:25: <alise> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=helsinki+to:brussels&hl=en&geocode=&mra=ls&dirflg=w&sll=-5.52475,179.448463&sspn=74.498813,114.433594&ie=UTF8&ll=48.806863,8.481445&spn=13.289494,28.608398&z=5
2010-03-20.txt:18:59:33: <alise> Hexham, Helsinki, Brussels.
2010-05-02.txt:01:42:29: <alise> My wall of my room in the previous Hexham house that my computer stood at had a down-staircase on the other side.
2010-05-22.txt:14:06:06: <alise> AnMaster: It's 25 degrees in Hexham apparently but it's nowhere near that temperature here indoors
2010-07-17.txt:23:28:41: <alise> The Hexham Courant is the biggest waste of trees I've ever read.
2010-08-01.txt:16:56:27: <alise> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexham
2010-08-04.txt:01:00:10: <alise> If you're not in Newcastle, you're too far away to visit Hexham without making me worry that rape is a serious possibility.
2010-08-14.txt:17:05:09: <alise> Hexham is north-east.
2010-12-18.txt:20:50:50: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, I DETEST YOU AND I AM ALREADY ON A TRAIN TO HEXHAM TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A LAMP POST.
2010-12-29.txt:12:51:29: <Phantom_Hoover> Hey, one of the people on the Oolite board is from Hexham. I should tell elliott.
2010-12-29.txt:17:04:17: <elliott> 04:51:29 <Phantom_Hoover> Hey, one of the people on the Oolite board is from Hexham. I should tell elliott.
2010-12-29.txt:17:08:31: <Phantom_Hoover_> elliott, I have absolutely no idea about him other than that he is from Hexham and his punctuation and spelling are good
2011-01-22.txt:00:58:06: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, I know you live in Hexham and I know your surname.
2011-01-22.txt:00:58:50: <Phantom_Hoover> How many people can there be in Hexham
2011-01-22.txt:01:39:01: <pikhq> Especially as there is a second Elliott Hird in Hexham.
2011-09-12.txt:01:50:24: <ais523> but you can't shout loud enough to reach Birmingham from Hexham
2011-09-12.txt:01:55:28: <ais523> elliott: interestingly, Google Maps suggests two entirely different routes from Hexham to Birmingham
2011-09-12.txt:01:56:14: <ais523> also, I didn't really appreciate that Hexham was that far North
2011-09-12.txt:01:57:16: <ais523> that'd make sense, who'd put Hexham in a geoIP?
2011-09-12.txt:01:58:31: <elliott> "We could not calculate directions between Hexham, UK and Birmingham, AL."
2011-09-12.txt:01:58:55: <ais523> http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham+uk&daddr=birmingham+uk&hl=en&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=34.122306,85.869141&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFZHTIAMdKBvj_ylzcUEbLZRwSDGYee6u8P6Byg&vpsrc=0&mra=ls&t=m&z=7
2011-09-12.txt:02:05:52: <elliott> http://www.sustrans.org.uk/map?searchKey=hexham&searchType=search&Search=Find this is not very pleasant to use
2011-09-12.txt:02:05:54: <ais523> anyway, route 72 seems to go through hexham
2011-09-12.txt:02:07:53: <ais523> the route seems to be mostly along the north of Hexham, and makes a small detour to visit the railway station
2011-09-12.txt:02:09:03: <ais523> that should be your walking route from Hexham to Birmingham
2011-09-12.txt:02:09:34: <ais523> but Hexham's so far north of Birmingham that I doubt it
2011-09-12.txt:19:11:29: <elliott> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4
2011-09-12.txt:19:11:42: <elliott> it goes from hexham to the netherlands
2011-09-12.txt:19:13:38: <Taneb> Also, I think Hexham has a disproportionately large amount of esoteric programming enthusiasts
2011-09-12.txt:19:15:32: <Vorpal> <Taneb> And as far as I am aware, we've NEVER MET <-- how large is Hexham?
2011-09-12.txt:19:31:50: <oerjan> <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: I and Taneb can never meet. <-- wait, wouldn't it be ok as long as it is nowhere near hexham?
2011-09-12.txt:19:32:59: <Phantom_Hoover> nooga, fun fact: Hexham is Borders slang for hell.
2011-09-12.txt:19:38:09: <elliott> ais523: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4
2011-09-12.txt:19:40:54: <Phantom_Hoover> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4
2011-09-12.txt:19:41:58: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, sorry, http://maps.google.com/maps?q=from:+hexham+to:+edinburgh+to:+68.269125,19.376158&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=48.224673,1.318359&spn=31.503035,57.65625&sll=53.917281,-1.801758&sspn=6.951905,14.414062&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&vpsrc=6&dirflg=w&t=m&z=4
2011-09-12.txt:19:45:19: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: oklopol: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:helsinki+to:Kiruna,+Sweden&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3B%3B&sll=67.554754,18.797607&sspn=2.773689,11.634521&vpsrc=0&hl=en&dirflg=w&mra=ls&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4
2011-09-12.txt:19:46:05: <Deewiant> http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=59.800634,10.634766&spn=31.091097,70.136719&sll=59.800634,10.195313&sspn=31.091097,70.136719
2011-09-12.txt:19:46:56: <Taneb> http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=59.800634,10.634766&spn=31.091097,70.136719&sll=59.800634,10.195313&sspn=31.091097,70.136719
2011-09-12.txt:19:47:25: <elliott> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Riga,+Latvia+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3B%3BFVQelgMdAId8ASmRBiGWxwuSRjFj9-I7hL1OzQ%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&sll=59.592995,11.21014&sspn=29.97045,93.076172&vpsrc=0&hl=en&mra=ls&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4
2011-09-12.txt:19:48:25: <oklopol> i could even fly to hexham but i guess that'd defeat the purpose
2011-09-12.txt:19:51:00: <elliott> olsner: this is our base route: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Riga,+Latvia+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3BFWjvZAMdks9vASntPQflsM_uRjEw_vJozc8ABA%3BFVQelgMdAId8ASmRBiGWxwuSRjFj9-I7hL1OzQ%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&sll=59.592995,11.21014&sspn=29.97045,93.076172&vpsrc=6&hl=en&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&ll=59.888937,
2011-09-12.txt:19:56:26: <Taneb> We've got to get to Northern Sweden from Hexham via Scotland, Belgium, England, Netherlands, England, Denmark, Germany, Latvia, Sweden, Estonia and Finland together without meeting
2011-09-12.txt:20:05:14: <Taneb> That's a bit like Hexham, then
2011-09-13.txt:18:34:55: <elliott> `log hexham
2011-09-13.txt:18:34:58: <HackEgo> 2010-12-18.txt:20:50:50: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, I DETEST YOU AND I AM ALREADY ON A TRAIN TO HEXHAM TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A LAMP POST.
2011-09-13.txt:18:35:19: <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb has 'Hexham' on ping.
2011-09-13.txt:18:35:31: <elliott> `log hexham
2011-09-13.txt:18:35:35: <HackEgo> 2011-09-12.txt:19:48:25: <oklopol> i could even fly to hexham but i guess that'd defeat the purpose
2011-09-13.txt:18:35:50: <elliott> `log hexham
2011-09-13.txt:18:35:54: <HackEgo> 2011-07-16.txt:22:00:56: <oklofok> well i kind of live in hexham too
2011-09-13.txt:20:23:11: <Taneb> It's actually bigger than Hexham
2011-09-13.txt:20:24:23: <Taneb> Wow, Hexham and Scotland have swapped populations
2011-09-13.txt:20:24:47: <Gregor> BUT WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF HEXHAM (the land of six pigs)
2011-09-13.txt:20:28:31: <Taneb> Practically in Hexham
2011-09-16.txt:15:12:50: <Taneb> I blame the awful weather in Hexham
2011-09-16.txt:16:33:39: <fizzie> Hexham, Latvia.
2011-09-17.txt:21:08:33: <ais523> elliott: Subject: 	[SPAM?] SPAM: example viagra cialis hexham didgeridoo
2011-09-17.txt:21:09:22: <monqy> viagra cialis hexham didgeridoo
2011-09-18.txt:00:58:31: <ais523> perhaps I should give lessons in-channel, so elliott doesn't have to walk all the way from Hexham to attend them
2011-09-18.txt:16:30:45: <Ngevd> I think there's actually someone near HEXHAM, THE CAPITAL OF ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING who does it for a living
2011-09-18.txt:16:41:32: <Phantom_Hoover> <Ngevd> I think there's actually someone near HEXHAM, THE CAPITAL OF ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING who does it for a living
2011-09-18.txt:18:54:32: <Ngevd> It was invented by someone from Hexham
2011-09-20.txt:16:38:58: <Ngevd> It thinks Hexham's in... Israel? So I have to say I'm in the middle of the Atlantic to compensate
2011-09-20.txt:16:39:53: <fizzie> There's a Hexham everywhere.
2011-09-20.txt:16:40:58: <fizzie> Hexham is where the heart is. <- An old Chinese proverb.
2011-09-20.txt:20:18:48: <elliott> i'm in the great fridge we call "hexham
2011-09-20.txt:20:20:16: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, wait, what's the nearest city to Hexham.
2011-09-20.txt:20:22:09: <elliott> Has nobody told Phantom_Hoover about the wormhole near Hexham?
2011-09-21.txt:18:42:25: <elliott_> "The esolanger who is aware of IWC's existence who is regularly in #esoteric and who lives in Hexham" was pretty ambiguous before he came along :P
2011-09-21.txt:18:42:38: <ais523> wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric?
2011-09-21.txt:18:43:04: <ais523> given that Hexham is minor enough that elliott_ was surprised that I'd heard of it
2011-09-21.txt:18:43:19: <Gregor> It's surprising that they've never met given that the entire population of Hexham is six pigs and twelve farmers to maintain the six pigs.
2011-09-21.txt:18:45:26: <elliott_> <ais523> wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric?
2011-09-21.txt:18:45:41: <elliott_> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham
2011-09-21.txt:18:45:55: <ais523> I thought it was reasonably well-known that elliott_ lived in hexham
2011-09-21.txt:18:46:16: <elliott_> `pastelogs hexham