<oerjan> slwd eyebrow//s/$/./
<oerjan> le/rn mornington crescent/Sorry, you cannot read this wisdom until you\'ve legally played Westminster.
<Taneb> learn Eyebrows are Taneb\'s most notable feature
<oerjan> sled quotes//82s/[[]/ [/
<oerjan> sled quotes//82s/ \\.\\.\\. /[...]/
<hppavilion[1]> learn Delaware is a US state in which everybody speaks German.
<oerjan> slwd certainty//s/at least/we have certainty that/
<shachaf> slwd certainly//s#at least it#it certainly#
<boily> le/rn \xc3\xb6rjan/\xc3\x96rjan is the di\xc3\xa6resed twin. He will punctuate your v\xc3\xb6\xe1\xba\x85\xc3\xabls, and maybe a few other unsuspecting letters.
<oerjan> rm wisdom/\xc3\xb6rjan
<oerjan> ` slwd \'\xc3\x96rjan//s/./\xc3\xb6/\'; mv wisdom/{\xc3\x96,\xc3\xb6}rjan
<oerjan> learn \xc3\x96rjan is oerjan\'s Nazi clone. He helps run the secret base on the backside of the moon.
<boily> ` sed -i \'s/\\. h/. H/\' wisdom/\xc5\x93rjan
<oerjan> learn \xc5\x93rjan is oerjan and \xc3\xb8rjan\'s superhero third cousin (once removed) from Qu\xc3\xa9bec. he got his cheesy powers by falling into a giant poutine bowl.
<oerjan> learn \xc5\x93rjan is oerjan and \xc3\xb8rjan\'s superhero third cousin (once removed) from Qu\xc3\xa9bec.  he got his cheesy powers by falling into a giant poutine bowl.
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/u8tbli//unidecode `u8tbl $1 $2`
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/u8tbli//unidecode `u8tbl $1 $2 | sed \'s/ //g\'`
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/u8tbli//u8tbl $1 $2 | sed \'s/ //g\' | unidecode
<oerjan> ` rm Unic*
<oerjan> fetch http://ftp.unicode.org/Public/UNIDATA/UnicodeData.txt
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn yag/"Yag!" is an exclamation of extreme ambivalence.
<jeffl42> ` rm -rfv powershell*
<jeffl42> ` fakeroot dpkg -i --root=powershell powershell_6.6.0-alpha.10-1ubuntu1.16.04.1_amd64.deb
<jeffl42> ` touch powershell/var/lib/dpkg/available
<jeffl42> ` fakeroot dpkg -i --root=powershell powershell_6.6.0-alpha.10-1ubuntu1.16.04.1_amd64.deb
<jeffl42> ` touch powershell/var/lib/dpkg/status
<jeffl42> fetch https://github.com/PowerShell/PowerShell/releases/download/v6.0.0-alpha.10/powershell_6.0.0-alpha.10-1ubuntu1.16.04.1_amd64.deb
<tswett> fetch https://github.com/PowerShell/PowerShell/releases/download/v6.0.0-alpha.10/powershell_6.0.0-alpha.10-1ubuntu1.16.04.1_amd64.deb
<oerjan> slwd boily//s/.$/ who helps keep the world boring./
<oerjan> sled bin/?//2s!"[)]!;s,\\\\(\\\\(..\\\\?\\\\)\\\\?/\\\\)*,,")!
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sled bin/?//2s!"[)]!;s,\\(\\(..\\?\\)\\?/\\)*,,")!
<oerjan> slwd e//s/E/e/
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn teh/"teh" is the neuter cognate of the common-gender "the".
<int-e> rm evil/123
<moonythedwarf> ` ln -s /dev/urandom evil/123
<moonythedwarf> ` mv ls canary
<tswett> learn All that glitters is not gold.
<oerjan> slwd e//s/$/. E is not known to be an Agora player./
<oerjan> slwd alphabet//s/./A/
<moonythedwarf> le/rn rules of wisdom/All words mentioned in a wisdom entry MUST have a wisdom entry. fact: this entry is breaking the rules
<moonythedwarf> le/rn rules of wisdom/1. All words mentioned in a wisdom entry MUST have a wisdom entry. 2. Insert more wisdom here
<moonythedwarf> learn e is a freenode admin
<alercah> learn alphabet is a system of writing invented by Google.
<moonythedwarf> le/rn cookie/Hackego wants a cookie! *hangs*
<int-e> le/rn fractal/There used to be an entry for "fractal", but it burst into a thousand pieces (whose dimension was approximately sqrt(3)) which subsequently got lost in a Mandelbrot-shaped singularity.
<int-e> le/rn fractal/There used to be an entry for "fractal", but it burst into a thousand pieces (whose dimension was approximately sqrt(3)) which subsequently got lost.
<int-e> le/rn fractal/There used to be an entry for "fractal", but it burst into a thousand pieces which subsequently got lost.
<int-e> ` mv wisdom/t{,s}
<alercah> learn TS is Twilight Struggle, another name for the Cold War. For many years, it was the highest-rated entry on WarGeek.com.
<int-e> learn BCT is short for Bored Cat Transform, an effective compression technique for curtains and sofas.
<oerjan> le/rn tanec/Why would there be a Tanec, that\'s ridiculous!
<oerjan> learn Saneb is too normal to invent things, but he likes to watch SV and play Vorld of Varcraft.
<oerjan> learn Saneb is too normal to invent things, but he likes to watch SV.
<oerjan> learn E-modules are modules over a web ring. Uaneb invented them.
<oerjan> learn Uaneb is the inventor of many fine things, such as Zork and e-modules.
<shachaf> slwd boily//s/Man/Groan Man/
<oerjan> learn A heffalump is similar to a lump of sugar, but with honey instead.
<hppavilion[1]> learn hppavilion is the generator including, but not limited to, hppavilion[1], hppavilion[2], and hppavilion[42]. hppavilion is of length 37-42i-28j+4k-28ij+38ik+62jk+20ijk. A common alternative definition is the set of all items yielded by the general case of the generator. Not to be confused with hppavilion^k or hppavilion_m.\x0f
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn hppavilion_m/hppavilion_m is the hppavilions modulo m
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn hppavilion^k/hppavilion^k is a k-tuple of elements of hppavilion.
<hppavilion[1]> learn hppavilion is the generator including, but not limited to, hppavilion[1], hppavilion[2], and hppavilion[42]. hppavilion is of length 37-42i-28j+4k-28ij+38ik+62jk+20ijk. Not to be confused with hppavilion^k or hppavilion_m.
<hppavilion[1]> revert
<shachaf> rm wisdom/h\xc3\xb0h
<hppavilion[1]> learn hppavilion is the generator including, but not limited to, hppavilion[1], hppavilion[2], and hppavilion[42]. hppavilion is of length 37-42i-28j+4k-28ij+38ik+62jk+20ijk. Not to be confused with hppavilion_n
<hppavilion[1]> learn h\xc3\xb0h is how hppavilion[n] decides to s\xc3\xa6 \'hth\' when e\'s bei\xc5\x8b annoyi\xc5\x8b. At least, in a subset of \xc3\xb0ose times.
<oerjan> ` cp bin/{,h}url; sed -i \'11s/file/log/\' bin/hurl
<oerjan> slwd drone//s/./D/
<oerjan> slwd tarafurnar//s/./Tarafurnar is t/
<boily> le/rn tarafurnar/The event after which you\'ll be seen.
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/jesu{,s}
<oerjan> learn Jesus was the name of a famous wisdom creator.
<oerjan> learn Xor is just addition of nimbers.
<oerjan> slwd or//s/op/unary op/
<oerjan> slwd and//s/op/unary op/
<oerjan> slwd amphiboily//s/$/./
<oerjan> slwd amphiboily//s/F/Amphiboily is F/
<quintopia> le/rn amphiboily/Franglish grammatical hambiguity, rewarded with a mapole
<oerjan> learn The password of the month is Bierstub\xc3\xab.
<oerjan> slwd wisdome//s,/,,
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn_append wisdome//Strictly speaking, it should be called the "Wissphere".
<oerjan> learn_append int-e Hen gillar inte f\xc3\xa4rger.
<shachaf> learn OL stands for Original Lyrics. A person who sings songs unmodified is called an OList.
<oerjan> slwd oerjan//s/evil/weevil/
<shachaf> slwd oerjan//s#doctoverlord#octoberlord#
<shachaf> sedlast s#with a pasjon#and passion fruit#
<shachaf> slwd oerjan//s#oer#doctover#
<shachaf> slwd oerjan//s#\\(oerlord\\) \\(quack\\)#\\2 \\1#
<shachaf> slwd oerjan//s#fu#su#
<oerjan> slwd oerjan//s/Nor/Glas/
<shachaf> slwd oerjan//s#hun#bul#
<shachaf> slwd oerjan//s#doctor ##
<shachaf> slwd shachaf//s# T.*##
<boily> le/rn stume/A stume cowears and goatears you. That is the main reason why the often look so ackward.
<oerjan> learn Splay is a painful pastime that is dual to cosplay and the supersymmetric partner of ordinary play. Recuperation, when even possible, may require wearing a stume.
<oerjan> learn Man is destined for Greatness, despite being a minor island.
<oerjan> learn Man is destined for Greatness, despite being a small island.
<oerjan> rm a
<oerjan> mkx a//a ha ha ha
<oerjan> rm temp
<oerjan> slwd oerjan//s/cambrian/-recombination/
<ais523> ` echo making a change for the purpose of reverting it >> temp
<fizzie> mkx bin/pad//pad="$1"; shift; echo "$@" >> "tmp/pad.$pad"
<evilmoon> mkx bin/pad//printf "$(printf $2)\\n" >> "tmp/$(echo $1)padfile"
<evilmoon> mkx bin/pad//echo $"$(echo $2)\\n" >> "tmp/$(echo $1)padfile"
<evilmoon> mkx bin/pad//echo $\\"$(echo $2)\\n" >> "tmp/$(echo $1)padfile"
<evilmoon> mkx bin/pad//echo "$(echo $2)\\n" >> "tmp/$(echo $1)padfile"
<evilmoon> mkx bin/pad//echo $2 > "tmp/$(echo $1)padfile"
<evilmoon> mkx bin/pad//echo $2 > \'tmp/${$1}padfile\'
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sled canary//crabbit
<oerjan> slwd evil//s/\\. it/. It/
<oerjan> slwd evil//s/./E/;s/$/./
<evilmoon> le/rn evil/evil is a special thing, it must be followed by 4 letters of your nickname. it is very evil, and thus is recursive
<oerjan> learn The TOE is the Toe of Everything, from which our universe sprang.
<oerjan> ` cd wisdom; mv ad{po,op}ted; sled \'adopted//s/pot/opt/\'
<oerjan> learn #esoteric-blah blah blah. Blah blah, blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah!
<oerjan> slwd evilipse//s/^/evilipse,/
<shachaf> ` rm wisdom/{rich,poor}
<shachaf> learn A poor person is a person of boring means, which produce little interest.
<shachaf> learn A rich person is a person of exciting means, which produce significant interest.
<oerjan> ` le/rn brilliant/"`echo \'BRILLIANT is like the BEST word in the universe and it will change your life FOREVER!\' | zalgo | rainwords`"
<oerjan> ` le/rn brilliant/"`echo \'BRILLIANT is like the BEST word in the universe and it will change your life FOREVER!\' | rainwords | zalgo`"
<shachaf> slwd oerjan//s#rubber duck#quack doctor#
<oerjan> rm ps
<oerjan> rm candide
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/Op./BWV/\' wisdom/*cacophony\\ in*
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/*cacophony\\ in*
<oerjan> slwd icbm//s,.*/,,
<oerjan> ` cd wisdom; mv icbm icbm_; mv icbm_/* .; rmdir icbm_
<shachaf> slwd oerjan//s#immoritus#rubber duck#
<boily> le/rn freenode/The Realm of Freenode is our homeland. The Ch\xc3\xa4nnel dwells in it since... Uhm... Quite a few years ago?
<fizzie> revert 58b9ee8f97a7
<jeffl35> ` rm --no-preserve-root -rfv / # testing, plz no ban
<moon__> le/rn evilipse/ the most obnoxious of evil people, likes to use chmod 000 / -R
<moon__> le/rn evilipse/ the most evil of evil people, likes to use chmod 000 / -R
<fizzie> revert 942e964c81c1
<evilipse> ` chmod 777 / -R
<alercah> le/rn the most hideous cacophony in G minor/The Most Hideous Cacophony in G Minor (Op. -3) is a musical work often incorrectly attributed to Bach and/or Taneb
<alercah> le/rn the most hideous cacophony in G minor/The Most Hideous Cacophony in G Minor is a musical work often incorrectly attributed to Beethoven and/or Taneb
<int-e> le/rn music/The result was a short burst of the most hideous cacophony in G minor.
<oerjan> sled quotes//1289s/ //
<alercah> addquote < hppavilion[1]> alercah: Also, this isn\'t a PC thing- if it was PC, it wouldn\'t list ones for whites
<oerjan> forget duck
<oerjan> learn WTF means Welcome To Finland.
<shachaf> rm bin/makelistlist shachaf
<Cale> ` echo Cale >> bin/smlist
<shachaf> revert
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i \'s/his/His/\' wisdom/peer
<shachaf> revert
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i \'s/\\.$/ and rejecting scientific papers./\' wisdom/peer
<oerjan> learn Homophones are pairs of words that sound totally gay together.
<oerjan> sled bin/emoclew//s,tr.*,tr \'()<>[]{}\' \')(><][}{\',
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sled bin/emoclew//s,>,>\\\\[\\\\],;s,<,<\\\\]\\\\[,
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sled bin/emoclew//s,>,>\\[\\],;s,<,<\\]\\[,
<oerjan> learn The Damnation was an evil empire of yore, until the dam no longer held and they got flooded.
<shachaf> slwd oerjan//s#overlord kommisjon\xc3\xa6r#hungarian oerlord#
<oerjan> sled bin/wisdom//s/that/That/;s/wise/wise./
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s/{/if [ -n "$f" ]; then/;s/} |/else echo "that\'\\\'\'s not wise"; fi |/\' bin/wisdom
<shachaf> ` ln -sf ../bin/forget le/rm
<shachaf> le/rm lol
<shachaf> mkx le/rm//rm "wisdom/$1"
<shachaf> slwd oerjan//s#helpful \xc5\x93#\x034evil\x0f o#
<wob_jonas> slashlearn society/Society\'s a platypus.
<wob_jonas> learn Society is a platypus.
<oerjan> slwd synergy//s/[^.]*/Synergy is when the whole is greater than the sum of its parts/
<shachaf> slwd peer//s#\\.#. his reviews are in high demand, but#
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> slwd peer//s#.#. his reviews are in high demand, but#
<oerjan> slwd ping//s/A/4/
<oerjan> slwd ping//s/Chinese/Peking Duck/
<oerjan> learn Ping is a Chinese HAXX0R who amuses himself by making people\'s IRC connections timeout.
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn synergy/Something is synergetic when it violates the Law of Conservation of Energy by managing to release more energy than is put in. A possible future Uncontrolled Synergy Scenario is a looming existential threat to humanity.\x0f
<oerjan> learn HILTER is what happens when someone combines argumentum ad hitlerum, shouting, and muphry\'s law in one glorious clusterfuck.
<oerjan> learn MTG is short for Money Tapping Game.
<oerjan> learn The password of the month is au c\xc5\x93ur de septembre
<oerjan> slwd ci//s/web c/webc/
<int-e> learn THT is short for tails-heads-tails, a possible outcome of flipping three coins. It\'s the opposite of HTH.
<oerjan> learn DWFO is the Doctor Who Fan Orchestra.
<fizzie> learn Cocoon was built by the fal\'Cie, and floats above Gran Pulse.
<wob_jonas> slashlearn oren\'s font/\\oren\\\'s font neoletters is http://www.orenwatson.be/fontdemo.htm
<oerjan> slwd tanebventions: math//s/the axiom of choice, //
<oerjan> slwd tanebventions: math//s/y,/y, locales,/
<shachaf> learn _46bit is a slightly-uptight public-schooled Brit. Taneb invented him.
<shachaf> slwd metar//s#that#Taneb invented &#
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/culprit{,s}
<oerjan> slwd culprit//s/the lists //
<shachaf> learn Tarator is a Bulgarian soup, traditionally served cold for hot summer days.
<shachaf> slwd oerjan//s#reanimate#helpful#
<oerjan> revert
<shachaf> learn AHA is a helpful acronym for American Heart Association.
<oerjan> learn aha would be a helpful acronym, but has a shedding problem.
<shachaf> sedlast s# twh#. That would help.#;s# #, #
<oerjan> learn tanstaaha so please stop using them twh
<oerjan> le/rn surreal number/Surrey numbers are very county, as long as they\'re not Spelthorne.
<shachaf> ` objdump -d bin/something | paste
<oerjan> ` mv bin/h{wa,ow}g
<oerjan> ` mv bin/d{wa,ow}g
<oerjan> ` mv bin/d{ow,wa}g
<shachaf> mkx bin/howg//echo "howg is deprecated! use hwag instead."; exec hwag "$@"
<oerjan> ` mv bin/h{ow,wa}g
<oerjan> slwd tadpole//s/.$/, and also a tad shorter./
<oerjan> rm gunzip
<oerjan> mk test//ha
<\oren\> ` xxd -r -p <<<"FF F8 F4 08 00 E5 16 7F FF 80 00 7F FF 03 C0 47 5A" >gunzip -
<oerjan> addquote <hppavilion[1]> I think we need to make Greece an independent country
<int-e> slwd s//s/ss e\\(.*\\)/E\\1./
<\oren\> learn ss esses are confusing
<int-e> revert
<int-e> learn cs testing
<int-e> ` mv wisdom/cs wisdom/css
<int-e> learn CSS are confusing style sheets.
<hppavilion[1]> learn The IPA (short for International Phonetic Abjad) is an international standard encoding all non-vowel sounds in all spoken languages, and is used to indicate the pronunciation of words. It is incredibly useful, unless you need to pronounce a word.
<b_jonas> learn The 4RN4 has two false goals.
<b_jonas> forget 4rn4
<b_jonas> learn The 4rn4 has two false goals.
<oerjan> slwd oerjan//s/pronounced zombie/reanimate/
<boily> ` sed -i \'s/oeverlord/\xc5\x93verlord/\' wisdom/oerjan
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> slwd oerjan//s/Crocker/&, and his secret weakness is heffalumps and woozles./
<oerjan> learn Google is where people are working on [NAME WITHHELD] and [REDACTED], without being evil at all.
<oerjan> learn co-NP, invented in Soviet Russia, is the class of decisions for which you are No Problem.
<oerjan> learn NP-complete is the subset of NP to which all problems in P can be reduced, thus completely solving them.
<oerjan> learn P is the complexity class of Problems. They can be solved by reduction to NP.
<oerjan> learn P is the complexity class of problems. They can be solved by reduction to NP.
<oerjan> learn Minpoijjikop bfjoustioppl sdardqwcasf uyvjhyb mipjkpmo.
<oerjan> learn NP is the complexity class of decisions that are No Problem.
<shachaf> mkx bin/dowg//doag "wisdom/$1"
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/wob_jona{,s}
<\oren\> learn wob_jonas is b_jonas in disguise, so that he can do magic tricks.
<\oren\> le/rn cgi/CGI stands for uh... C, goblin, interface?
<oerjan> le/rn space/Humans come from space. In particular, the part of space that has Earth in it.
<shachaf> ` quote shachaf | paste
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn torus/Topologically, a torus is just a torus. Taneb invented it so he\'d have something to drink his coffee out of.
<hppavilion[1]> learn A wegian is an equivalence class of #esoteric regulars. There are two main wegians, the Nor (from Finland) and the Glas (from Hexham).
<hppavilion[1]> ` grep wegian -r wisdom | paste
<\oren\> learn Warnings indicate when you are doing something dangerous, like using operator precedence.
<\oren\> learn Warnings indicate whn you are doing something dangerous, like using operator precedence.
<oerjan> slwd tanebventions: math//s/the Hodge star operator, //
<shachaf> slwd tanebventions: math//s/the reals/the axiom of choice, &/
<tswett> le/rn fish/Come and dance and love the fish! Mister Disco summoned it.
<oerjan> forget scowgon file
<oerjan> mk test//ho
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn scowgon file/The scowgon file requires Scala to open
<shachaf> learn A calzone is a part of California. They include norcal and socal.
<shachaf> forget cale
<oerjan> sled bin/bf//4s,1,*,
<oerjan> sled bin/bf//$s,[|] \\(.*\\),| { \\1 ; },
<oerjan> sled bin/bf//s/[*]/1/
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sled bin/``//s/@/1/
<oerjan> mk test//,[.,]
<oerjan> mk test//++++++++[->++++++++<]>.
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sled bin/`//s, [|] rnoo.*,,
<oerjan> rm !\\.\xc2\xb4
<oerjan> rm +[[-]
<oerjan> ` hg cat -r 8929 bin/bf >bin/bf
<oerjan> sled bin/bf//5s,;.*,,
<oerjan> sled bin/bf//4iecho "${ci%%!*}"
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sled bin/bf//5iecho "${ci%%!*}"
<oerjan> sled bin/bf//4iecho "${ci#*!}"; exit 1
<oerjan> sled bin/bf//2d;5,6d
<oerjan> sled bin/bf//3,4d;8iexit 1
<oerjan> sled bin/bf//4iexit 1
<oerjan> sled bin/bf//3iecho hi
<oerjan> sled bin/bf//2iecho "$#"
<oerjan> sled bin/bf//1s/ //
<oerjan> sled bin/bf//4iecho "$ci"
<oerjan> sled bin/bf//s,/ha.*8,cat --,
<oerjan> sled bin/bf//2d
<oerjan> mk test//+[[-]<+++++++++++++++++++++.--------------------[>+>+<<-]>>[-<<+>>]<----]
<oerjan> mk test//+++++++++[->++++++++<]>.
<oerjan> sled bin/bf//2cshopt -u extglob globstar
<oerjan> sled bin/bf//2ishopt -u extglob
<myname> ` bf >+[[-]<+.[>+>+<<-]>>[-<<+>>]<----] | ord
<shachaf> slwd cube//s#rs#rs,#
<oerjan> sled quotes//1287s,I.*,[...] & [...],
<oerjan> slwd mole//s/a/an SI/
<oerjan> learn Mole is a unit for measuring large numbers of burrowing teeth.
<oerjan> slwd oerjan//s/interjecting/pronounced/
<shachaf> slwd oerjan//s#\xc3\xb8#oe#
<shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I told someone to tell the queen to tell the prime minister to cancel the EU.
<oerjan> learn Tc is the abbreviation for Technetium, an element so sophisticated that it does not exist naturally.
<oerjan> le/rn busy beaver growth/No one can compute the length of a wisdom entry sufficient to explain busy beaver growth.
<oerjan> learn WTH is wavy toe hair. hth.
<oerjan> slwd gamemanj//sb exb, exb
<oerjan> learn_append gamemanj He will overthink everything except whether overthinking is wrong.
<oerjan> addquote <int-e> I couldn\'t help thinking that maybe if one considers the ramifications in full detail it will turn out that overthinking is often not helpful and therefore, not something to be proud of.
<oerjan> sedlast skur.*korrendousk
<shachaf> sedlast sqeemsqoundsq
<shachaf> sedlast sqelpqurtq
<shachaf> learn tsh seems helpful
<boily> pastequotes
<Jafet> ` sed -i \'s/prefrigerator //\' wisdom/prefrigerator
<Jafet> learn prefrigerator Prefrigerators are generalized frigerators with built-in preconditioners for the modern precompact home. They are now available to preorder.
<oerjan> rm speliG
<oerjan> mkx bin/d20//echo d20
<oerjan> mkx bin/d20//echo lambdabot: d20
<orin> fetch http://orenwatson.be/speliG
<moonythedwarf> paste /bin/rainbow
<oerjan> le/rn tile shuffling/Tile shuffve games. ly addictie basis of many highling is th
<oerjan> slwd esrb//s,.,,
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn esrb//ESRB = Eric Steven Raymond\'s beard
<shachaf> learn The number of the hour is 14.
<oerjan> slwd markdown//s/walnut/camphor/
<shachaf> le/rn mustard watch/A mustard watch is just a classical watch extended with a certain amount of mustard in the mechanism.
<shachaf> ` ln -s relcome bin/\x0304w\x0308e\x0309l\x0311c\x0312o\x0313m\x0304e\x0f
<oerjan> slwd #esoteric//s#whatever#enchilada#
<shachaf> slwd #esoteric//s#burrito#whatever#
<oerjan> slwd #esoteric//s/about/a 7-codimensional hyperburrito about/
<shachaf> slwd #esoteric//s-doesn\'t exist-exists-
<alercah> le/rn nundrum/A nundrum is the categorical dual of a conundrum: a problem whose solution is useless.
<int-e> ` echo -n ribbit > canary
<int-e> ` rm wisdom/tan*:*s
<b_jonas> slashlearn potatoes/You are not allowed to take potatoes to Norway without a special permit.
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn tanebventions: linguistics//Linguistic tanebventions include [...]
<oerjan> learn The password of the month is Strindberg
<oerjan> slwd welcome.fi//s/kokeile.*/kokeile kanavaa #esoteric joko EFnet- tai Dalnet-verkossa.)/
<Taneb> slwd taneb//s#eight#nine#
<shachaf> slwd tanebvention//s# w# metar, w#
<boily> le/rn hungarian/A guly\xc3\xa1s, k\xc3\xb6zeli rokonaival, a p\xc3\xb6rk\xc3\xb6lttel \xc3\xa9s a paprik\xc3\xa1ssal szinte az egyed\xc3\xbcli paraszt\xc3\xa9telek, amelyek a 19. sz\xc3\xa1zadban a polg\xc3\xa1ri \xc3\xa9s a nemesi konyh\xc3\xa1ban teljes m\xc3\xa9rt\xc3\xa9kben l\xc3\xa9tjogosults\xc3\xa1got szereztek.
<oerjan> rm bin/cwlprit
<oerjan> learn ed is the standard text editor.
<oerjan> learn ed is the standard editor.
<oerjan> slwd oerjan//s/articled cackling/interjecting/
<shachaf> ` echo $\'#!/usr/bin/python\\n\\nimport random\\nimport string\\n\\nprint "".join(random.choice(string.ascii_lowercase) for _ in xrange(15))\' > bin/password; chmod +x bin/password
<oerjan> learn The password of the month is late.
<oerjan> slwd markdown//s/rasp.*/walnut./
<Phantom_Hoover> ` echo "culprit $@ | tr ui wy" > bin/cwlprit
<shachaf> slwd wisdom//s# uh #, uh, #
<orin> learn tmux is a way to have tabs in your terminal without having bash barf all over your screen. It allows the character \xf0\x9f\x80\xa4 to appear.
<shachaf> slwd wisdom//s#with#with,#
<orin> learn tmux is a way to have tabs in your terminal without having bash barf all over your screen.
<orin> learn tmux is a way to have tabs in your terminal without having tabs in your terminal.
<shachaf> slwd fizzie//s#http.*#https://zem.fi/static/img/square_fizzie_320px_white.jpg#
<shachaf> rm wisdom/\xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0_o)/\xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0_o)a
<shachaf> rm wisdom/i
<oerjan> revert
<Elronnd> ` learn \\oren\\ "If he knew he was a tree, he wouldn\'t be, a \\\\oren\\\\"
<shachaf> rm wisdom/blank
<oerjan> ` rev <wisdom/arabic >tmp/arabic; mv {tmp,wisdom}/arabic
<\oren\> le/rn Arabic/Arabic is a central semitic language that is very hard to make fonts support, though not as hard as Hieroglyphics.
<oerjan> learn Humans are constantly evolving, although not as fast as pok\xc3\xa9mons.
<shachaf> slwd algebraic number theory//s#Algebraic number theory#The theory of algebraic numbers#
<shachaf> rm wisdom/pie
<b_jonas> `` perl -pi -e \'s/LD_PRELOAD/LD_LIBRARY_PATH/\' bin/7z
<b_jonas> `` perl -pi -e y/\\\\r//d bin/7z
<b_jonas> rm p7zip-16.02-linux-bin-only.tar.xz
<b_jonas> `` tar xvf p7zip-16.02-linux-bin-only.tar.xz
<b_jonas> fetch http://russell2.math.bme.hu/~ambrus/pu/p7zip-16.02-linux-bin-only.tar.xz
<b_jonas> `` ln -svf allsets-2016-07-23.zip share/mtg/allsets.txt
<b_jonas> `` cd share/mtg && zcat "All Sets-2016-07-23.zip" > allsets-2016-07-23.zip
<b_jonas> `` mv -vi "All Sets-2016-07-23.zip" share/mtg/
<b_jonas> fetch http://www.yawgatog.com/resources/oracle/All%20Sets-2016-07-23.zip
<shachaf> learn A diagram is just a functor.
<oerjan> slwd hydra//s/ hydra//
<oerjan> slwd hydra//s/hydra: //
<oerjan> slwd hydra//s/ \\(is \\)\\?at/:/g
<oerjan> slwd hydra//s/[Tt]he //g;s/ (is )?at/:/g
<oerjan> slwd go//s/common/common irregular/
<oerjan> slwd go//s/tribes/tribes catching monsters/
<shachaf> slwd tanebvention//s#Go,#Go, Windows 98,#
<b_jonas> `` sed -i \'s>https://en\\.wikipedia.*>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodstein%27s_theorem >\' wisdom/hydra
<b_jonas> learn The hydra is at http://www.madore.org/~david/math/hydra0.xhtml , the dire hydra at http://www.madore.org/~david/math/hydra.xhtml , theory at http://www.madore.org/~david/weblog/d.2008-03-27.1537.html http://www.madore.org/~david/weblog/d.2008-03-16.1534.ordinaux-et-hydres.html http://math.andrej.com/2008/02/02/the-hydra-game/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodstein%27s_theorem
<wob_jonas> learn anagol is Anarchy Golf, code golf server at http://golf.shinh.org/
<wob_jonas> `` e=bin/hello;>$e echo $\'#!/usr/bin/perl\\n\'\'$c=unpack"C",$ARGV[0];print+($c&1?"H":"h"),"ello",($c&2?"":","),($c&4?" W":" w"),"orld",($c&16?$c&8?",":"!":$c&8?".":""),($c&32?"":"\\n");\'
<wob_jonas> `` e=bin/hello;>$e echo $\'#!/usr/bin/perl\\n\'\'$c=unpack"C",$ARGV[0];print+($c&1?"H":"h"),"ello",($c&2?"":","),($c&4?" W":" w"),"orld",($c&16?"!":$c&8?".":""),($c&32?"":"\\n");\'
<wob_jonas> `` e=bin/hello;>$e echo $\'#!/usr/bin/perl\\n\'\'$c=unpack"C",pack"h2",$ARGV[0];print+($c&1?"H":"h"),"ello",($c&2?"":","),($c&4?" W":" w"),"orld",($c&16?"!":$c&8?".":""),($c&32?"":"\\n");\'
<wob_jonas> `` e=bin/hello;>$e echo $\'#!/usr/bin/perl\\n\'\'$c=unpack"C",pack"h",$ARGV[0];print+($c&1?"H":"h"),"ello",($c&2?"":","),($c&4?" W":" w"),"orld",($c&8?".":""),"\\n";\'
<wob_jonas> `` e=bin/hello;>$e echo $\'#!/usr/bin/perl\\n\'\'$c=unpack"h",pack"h",$ARGV[0];print+($c&1?"H":"h"),"ello",($c&2?"":","),($c&4?" W":" w"),"orld",($c&8?".":""),"\\n";\'
<wob_jonas> `` e=bin/hello;>$e echo $\'#!/usr/bin/perl\\n\'\'$c=unpack"h",pack"h",$ARGV[0]",($c&4?"w":"W"),"orld",($c&8?".":""),"\\n";\' &&chmod -c a+x $e
<wob_jonas> `` e=bin/hello;>$e echo $\'#!/usr/bin/perl\\n\'\'$c=unpack"h",pack"h",$ARGV[0]",($c&4?"w":"W"),"orld",($c&8?"."),"\\n";\' &&chmod -c a+x $e
<int-e> rm bin/hello
<oerjan> learn isJust is just a Haskell function to check if a value is Just a.
<oerjan> learn isJust is just a Haskell function to check if a value is Just.
<shachaf> le/rn frozen water/Frozen water is just ice.
<boily> ` sed -i \'s/emeritus immortal/immoritus/\' wisdom/oerjan
<boily> ` sed -i \'s/emeritus/emeritus immortal/\' wisdom/oerjan
<hppavilion[1]> learn Heck is where you end up if you don\'t believe in Gosh, or are darned for some other reason.
<shachaf> ` rm share/radio.php*
<int-e> le/rn tgtgtgtg/This gizmo talks gibberish too garbled to grasp.
<int-e> revert
<int-e> learn_append tg This gizmo talks gibberish too garbled to grasp.
<shachaf> slwd tanebventions: math//s/,t/, t/
<shachaf> slwd tanebventions: math//s/ p/the Hodge star operator, p/
<wob_jonas> learn The overworld is an alternative name for the world map, used by players of the Zelda video games.
<shachaf> sled wisdom/tanebvention//s/the/Fueue, the/
<quintopia> learn Women smell better than men. (See also: \'smell\')
<oerjan> learn Smell is a sense, which is particularly strong in old factory sites.
<boily> slwd shachaf//s#^shachaf#Shachaf of the Dawn#
<shachaf> learn Rho is the Greek letter that represents the mind, and thus psychology is called rho science. Today\'s reductionists consider the mind obsolete, and prefer to study new rho science.
<shachaf> slwd \xc3\xb8rjan//s#^#Your pal #
<shachaf> makelist makelistlist shachaf
<shachaf> sled bin/makelist//s/.\\{13\\}/name="$1"; file="bin\\/$name"; makelistlist "$name"/
<shachaf> ` echo shachaf >> bin/makelistlist
<shachaf> makelist makelistlist
<izabera> rm ./-rf
<izabera> ` touch ./-rf; GLOBIGNORE=-*; echo rm *
<shachaf> sedlast s/unknown/classified/
<boily> learn ICBM/ICBMs are Crumbling Building Missiles. The I is currently unknown.
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> sedlast s/.$/ and fit for a particular purpose, which Taneb invented./
<oerjan> learn Merchantable adj. Capable of being chanted by mermaids.
<shachaf> le/rn guarantee/HackEgo is guaranteed merchantable.
<shachaf> ` rm -r s/
<shachaf> ` mkdir s; ln -s ../bin/sled s/ed; ln -s ../bin/slwd s/wd
<oerjan> slwd warranty//s/.*\\. /\\U&/
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> slwd warranty//s/.*\\./\\U&/
<quintopia> le/rn fixed point theorem/The Fixed Point Theorem states that every planet P will have a point where Archimedes can stand to move it.
<int-e> le/rn warranty/HackEgo comes without warranty, express or implied, and is unfit for any purpose, including the purpose of being unfit for anything. Its warranty has expired.
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/.$/ and other shady characters./\' wisdom/oren; cat wisdom/oren
<boily> learn LKoen vivait en haut de la Tour Eiffel, mais il s\'est pr\xc3\xa9fix\xc3\xa9 d\'un L et s\'est envol\xc3\xa9.
<boily> learn LKoen vivait en haut de la Tour Eiffel, mais il s\'est pr\xc3\xa9fix\xc3\xa9 des L et s\'est envol\xc3\xa9.
<boily> learn LKoen vivait en haut de la Tout Eiffel, mais il s\'est pr\xc3\xa9fix\xc3\xa9 des L et s\'est envol\xc3\xa9.
<boily> learn LKoen vivait en haut de la Tout Eiffel, mais il s\'est pr\xc3\xa9fix\xc3\xa9 des L est s\'est envol\xc3\xa9.
<boily> ` rm wisdom/koen*
<fizzie> ` rm share/configure share/candide-to-conf  # hopefully won\'t need these any more
<fizzie> ` sed -e \'1,+2d\' -e \'/SOURCE/,$d\' share/configure > share/headers
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'12s/^/args=""; while [[ "$c" =~ ^(-[^ ]*)\\\\ (.*) ]]; do args="$args ${BASH_REMATCH[1]}"; c="${BASH_REMATCH[2]}"; done\\n/\' -e \'s/-O0/${args--O0}/\' share/candide  # bleh
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s/"${@--O0}"/-O0/\' share/candide
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'/^c=/s/.*/c="$*"/\' share/candide
<fizzie> ` ( cd share; bash ./configure )
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'/uchar.h/d\' share/configure
<fizzie> ` mv configure candide-to-conf share/
<fizzie> ` bash ./configure
<fizzie> fetch https://raw.githubusercontent.com/izabera/candide/master/candide-to-conf
<fizzie> fetch https://raw.githubusercontent.com/izabera/candide/master/configure
<oerjan> learn Cafreine is the favorite drug of category theorists.
<oerjan> le/rn slwd/`slwd <wisdom name>//<sed script>
<oerjan> slwd oerjan//s/oe/\xc3\xb8/
<shachaf> slwd oerjan//s#under#oever#
<\oren\> le/rn hg/hg is dark alchemy used by oerjan to fix things. Like most alchemy, it involves drinking mercury.
<oerjan> ` hg cat -r 6185 bin/lowercase >bin/lowercase
<shachaf> mkx bin/howg//hoag "wisdom/$1"
<shachaf> slwd bbc//s# and#,#;s#s\\.#s, and villages in Norway.#
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> slwd bbc//s# and#,#;s#s\\.#s, and villages in Norway#
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> slwd bbc//s# and#,#;s#\\.#, and villages in Norway#
<shachaf> rm wisdom/lisp
<shachaf> rm wisdom/python
<shachaf> le/rn him/See: he
<shachaf> rm test
<gamemanj> learn Cons are small mammals which, shortly after birth, eat two other mammals. They then live on sunlight and grass, until they are finally removed from existence.
<gamemanj> learn cons are small mammals which, shortly after birth, eat two other mammals. they then live on sunlight and grass.
<\oren\> ` echo -e \'#include <stdio.h>\\nint main(){printf("hello\\\\n");int i=30;printf("this won\'\\\'\'t work\\\\n");}\' | gcc -std=c90 -xc -otest -
<oerjan> slwd the walrus//s,$,.,
<oerjan> slwd the walrus//s,.,,
<oerjan> forget te/sting
<oerjan> learn te/sting is important.
<oerjan> sled bin/learn//s,[>].wisdom..topic.,>"$(echo-p "wisdom/$topic")",
<oerjan> le/rn porthello/Hellonfused one. Porthellos are the standard greeting format in #esoteric. Best enjoyed with some th\xc3\xa9 or caff\xc3\xa8 and a fternooner.
<b_jonas> `` perl -i -pe \'s/("\\x241)/-- $1/\' bin/random-card
<b_jonas> learn \xc2\xaf\\_(\xe3\x83\x84)_/\xc2\xaf is the \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b_o)/\xc2\xaf of urbandictionary
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn the walrus//In order to obtain the unredacted documents specifying the true identity of the walrus, contact the Glass Onion (mailing address: UH2BEStWmPI)
<pikhq> mkx bin/rainbow//print_args_or_input "$@" | pikhqbow
<pikhq> ` gcc -Os -s src/pikhqbow.c -o bin/pikhqbow
<pikhq> ` cat >src/pikhqbow.c <<<$\'#include <stdio.h>\\n#include <wchar.h>\\n#include <locale.h>\\n\'\'int main(){wint_t c;int a=0;setlocale(LC_ALL,"C.UTF-8");b:c=fgetwc(stdin);if(c==EOF) return 0;printf("\\x03%d%lc%s",(int[]){4,8,9,11,12,13}[a],c,c==L\'\\\'\',\'\\\'\'?"\\x0f":"",c);if(++a==6)a=0;goto b;}\'
<pikhq> ` gcc -Os -s src/pikhqbow.c -o bin/pikhqbow
<pikhq> ` cat >src/pikhqbow.c <<<$\'#include <stdio.h>\\n#include <wchar.h>\\n#include <locale.h>\\n\'\'int main(){wint_t c;int a=0;setlocale(LC_ALL,"C.UTF-8");b:c=fgetwc(stdin);if(c==EOF) return 0;printf("\\x03%d%lc%s",(int[]){4,8,9,11,12,13}[a],c,c==L\'\\\'\',\'\\\'\'?"\\x0f":"",c);if(a++==6)a=0;goto b;}\'
<pikhq> ` gcc src/pikhqbow.c -o bin/pikhqbow
<pikhq> ` cat >src/pikhqbow.c <<<$\'#include <stdio.h>\\n#include <wchar.h>\\n\'\'int main(){wint_t c;int a=2;b:c=fgetwc(stdin);if(c==EOF) return 0;printf("\\x03%02d%s%lc",a,c==L\'\\\'\',\'\\\'\'?",99":"",c);a++;if(a==14)a=2;goto b;}\'
<pikhq> ` cat >src/pikhqbow.c <<<$\'#include <stdio.h>\\n\'\'#include <wchar.h>\\n\'\'int main(){wint_t c;int a=2;b:c=fgetwc(stdin);if(c==EOF) return 0;printf("\\x03%02d%s%lc",a,c==L\'\\\'\',\'\\\'\'?",99":"",c);a++;if(a==14)a=2;goto b;}\'
<pikhq> ` cat >src/pikhqbow.c <<<$\'#include <stdio.h>\\n#include <wchar.h>\\n\'\'int main(){wint_t c;int a=2;b:c=fgetwc(stdin);if(c==EOF) return 0;printf("\\x03%02d%s%lc",a,c==L\',\'?",99":"",c);a++;if(a==14)a=2;goto b;}\'
<pikhq> ` cat >src/pikhqbow.c <<<$\'#include <stdio.h>\\n\'\'#include <wchar.h>\\n\'\'int main(){wint_t c;int a=2;b:c=fgetwc(stdin);if(c==EOF) return 0;printf("\\x03%02d%s%lc",a,c==L\',\'?",99":"",c);a++;if(a==14)a=2;goto b;}\'
<pikhq> ` cat >src/pikhqbow.c <<<$\'#include <stdio.h>\\\\n\'\'#include <wchar.h>\\n\'\'int main(){wint_t c;int a=2;b:c=fgetwc(stdin);if(c==EOF) return 0;printf("\\x03%02d%s%lc",a,c==L\',\'?",99":"",c);a++;if(a==14)a=2;goto b;}\'
<oerjan> le/rn sled/`sled <filename>//<sed script>
<\oren\> ` gcc src/orenbow.c -o bin/orenbow
<oerjan> learn sled <filename>//<sed script>
<pikhq> ` cat >src/pikhqbow.c <<<$\'#include <stdio.h>\\\\n\'\'#include <wchar.h>\\n\'\'int main(){wint_t c;int a=2;b:c=fgetwc(stdin);if(c==EOF) return 0;printf("\\x03%2d%s%lc", c==L\',\'?",99":"",c);a++;if(a==14)a=2;goto b;}\'
<\oren\> ` sed -e \'s/e\\[/\\\\e\\[/\' -i src/orenbow.c
<\oren\> ` sed -e \'s/;1m/m/\' -i src/orenbow.c
<\oren\> ` sed -e \'s/{/{printf("\\e[1m");/\' -i src/orenbow.c
<pikhq> ` gcc src/orenbow.c -Os -s -o bin/orenbow
<pikhq> ` gcc src/orenbow.c -Os -g -o bin/orenbow
<pikhq> ` gcc src/orenbow.c -Os -s -o bin/orenbow
<tswett> mv -v wisdom/{\'"cooperate"\',cooperate}
<tswett> learn "Cooperate" is a common misspelling of "c\xc5\x8d\xc3\xb6per\xc4\x81te".
<oerjan> ` gcc src/orenbow.c -o bin/orenbow
<oerjan> sled src/orenbow.c//s,c=1,c=0,
<tswett> le/rn macron/\xc4\x80 macron is what you put \xc5\x8dver \xc4\x81 long vowel in order to mark it as \xc4\x81 long vowel. Macrons will b\xc4\x93come mandatory in English on Oct\xc5\x8dber 14, 2016.
<\oren\> ` mv orenbow bin
<shachaf> ` mv orenbow.c src/
<\oren\> ` gcc orenbow.c -o orenbow; ls orenbow;
<\oren\> ` sed -e \'s/>4);/>4);putchar(a);/\' -i orenbow.c
<\oren\> ` sed -e \'s/;putchar(a);/,/\' -i orenbow.c
<\oren\> ` mv orenbow bin
<\oren\> ` gcc orenbow.c -o orenbow; ls orenbow
<oerjan> ` cp orenbow.c src
<\oren\> ` sed -i \'\' -e \'s/192/64/\' orenbow.c
<oerjan> slwd graham\'s number//s,.,G,
<oerjan> ` cp orenbow.c src
<oerjan> mkx bin/rainbow//print_args_or_input "$@" | orenbow
<\oren\> le/rn graham\'s number/graham\'s number isn\'t as delicious as his crackers.
<oerjan> ` mv bin/rainbow{,.old}
<\oren\> ` mv orenbow bin
<\oren\> ` gcc orenbow.c -o orenbow; ls orenbow
<hppavilion[1]> learn sbeef is the culinary name for meat from scow
<\oren\> ` cat >orenbow.c <<<$\'#include <stdio.h>\\n\'\'int main(){int a,c=1;b:a=getchar();if(a==EOF)return 0;if(!(a&128)||(a&192))printf("\\e[%d;1m","\\37! $\\"#"[c]);putchar(a);c=c+1-6*(c>4);goto b;}\'
<oerjan> ` chmod +x she*; mv she* bin
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/shebang_args_or_input
<oerjan> ` chmod +x she*; mv she* bin
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/shebang_args_or_input
<oerjan> sled bin/h//s,//, ,
<oerjan> ` chmod +x she*; mv she* bin
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/shebang_args_or_input
<oerjan> sled bin/h//1c#!/hackenv/bin/shebang_args_or_input perl//-p
<oerjan> ` chmod +x she*; mv she* bin
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/shebang_args_or_input
<oerjan> slwd welcome.fi//s,wiki/Main_Page,,;s,kanav.*,kanavan #esoteric p\xc3\xa4\xc3\xa4lle EFnet tai Dalnet.),
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> slwd welcome.fi//s,wiki/Main_page,,;s,kanav.*,kanavan #esoteric p\xc3\xa4\xc3\xa4lle EFnet tai Dalnet.),
<wob_jonas> slashlearn napkin/A complement of small lemon-soaked paper napkins is essential for the comfort, refreshment, and hygiene of the passengers during the journey.
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "I\'m a random number generator that reads from a file. Make your own damn decisions." >> share/8ballreplies
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "Holy shit, I can\'t believe you\'re even asking me. NO!" >> share/8ballreplies
<oerjan> sled bin/zalgo//1c#!/hackenv/bin/shebang_args_or_input python
<oerjan> sled bin/rainwords//1c#!/hackenv/bin/shebang_args_or_input python
<oerjan> sled bin/rainbow//1c#!/hackenv/bin/shebang_args_or_input python
<oerjan> ` chmod +x bin/she*
<oerjan> ` mv she* bin
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/shebang_args_or_input
<izabera> ` dd bs=1 seek=7 conv=notrunc count=1 of=ls 2>/dev/null <<< $\'\\3\'; file ls
<izabera> ` cp /bin/ls .; file ls
<oerjan> le/rn abyss/In Soviet Russia, the abyss gazes into you first. Other than that, it\'s pretty much the same.
<oerjan> revert 8668
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/ \\+/ /g;s/ $//\' wisdom/\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xbf
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/ \\+/ /g;s/ $//\' wisdom/{if,o,rhenium,semmelweis}
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/ \\+/ /g;s/ $//\' wisdom/delve
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/ \\+/ /g;s/ $//\' wisdom/{fat,ghoul}
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/ \\+/ /g;s/ $//\' wisdom/{math,utumno,wealhtheow}
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/ \\+/ /g;s/ $//\' wisdom/{math,utumno,wealtheow}
<oerjan> slwd elendil//s# \\+# #g
<oerjan> slwd elendil//s#\\s\\+$##
<oerjan> slwd hydrogen//s#\\s\\+$##
<shachaf> mkx bin/cwlprits//culprits "wisdom/$1"
<oerjan> slwd ngram model//s/$/./
<boily> ` complain My lungs aren\xe2\x80\x99t as efficient as they should be.
<shachaf> revert
<izabera> ` complain "$( tr -dc a-z < /dev/urandom | head -c 10000 )"
<shachaf> complain I often have trouble getting to sleep.
<shachaf> complain I\'d like to make the complaints file longer, but I can\'t think of any good complaints.
<shachaf> complain Complaints don\'t get removed after they\'re addressed.
<shachaf> complain The complaints file is too long to view in-channel.
<shachaf> complain I haven\'t been around kittens for a long time.
<oerjan> learn An action should always have an equal and opposite reaction, whenever thausible.
<oerjan> learn A thausible action is one committed toward a thausiblee.
<oerjan> learn A thausible action is one commited toward a thausiblee.
<izabera> ` echo \'f=$(find wisdom -ipath "wisdom/*$1*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1); { echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//"; cat "$f"; } | rnooodl\' > bin/wisdom
<izabera> ` echo \'f=$(find wisdom -ipath "wisdom/*$1*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1); echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//" | rnooodl; rnooodl < "$f"\' > bin/wisdom
<izabera> ` echo \'f=$(find wisdom -ipath "wisdom/*$1*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1); echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//" | rnoooodl; rnoooodl < "$f"\' > bin/wisdom
<izabera> ` echo \'f=$(find wisdom -ipath "wisdom/*$1*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1); echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//" | rnooodl; rnoooodl < "$f"\' > bin/wisdom
<izabera> ` echo \'f=$(find wisdom -ipath "wisdom/*$1*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1); echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//" | rnooooooodl; rnoooooooodl < "$f"\' > bin/wisdom
<izabera> ` echo \'f="$(find wisdom -ipath "wisdom/*$1*" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1); echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//" | rnooooooodl; rnoooooooodl < "$f"\' > bin/wisdom
<izabera> ` echo "sed \'s/./\\l&/g;s/\xc3\x98/\xc3\xb8/g\'" > bin/lowercase
<izabera> ` echo "sed \'s/./\\l&/g\'" > bin/lowercase
<izabera> ` echo sed \'s/./\\l&/g\' > bin/lowercase
<izabera> ` echo tr A-Z\xc3\x98 a-z\xc3\xb8 > bin/lowercase
<izabera> revert
<izabera> ` printf %s\\\\n LANG=en_US.UTF-8 \'f=$(find wisdom -path "wisdom/*${1,,}" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1); echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//" | rnooodl; rnooodl < "$f"\' > bin/wisdom
<oerjan> revert
<izabera> ` printf %s\\\\n LANG=en_NZ.UTF-8 \'f=$(find wisdom -path "wisdom/*${1,,}" -type f -print0 | shuf -z -n1); echo -n "${f#wisdom/}//" | rnooodl; rnooodl < "$f"\' > bin/wisdom
<oerjan> revert 8635
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sled bin/wisdom//s/[{}1,,[}]/(echo "$1" | lowercase)/
<izabera> ` sed -i \'y/F/f/\' bin/wisdom
<izabera> ` sed -i \'s/cat "\\$F" | rnooodl/rnooodl < "$F"/\' bin/wisdom
<izabera> ` sed -i \'s/(echo "\\$1" | lowercase)/{1,,}/\' bin/wisdom
<izabera> ` ln -s wisdom bin/widsom
<int-e> learn Typology is the study of typographical errors.
<int-e> learn Typology is the study of typological errors.
<oerjan> learn Cuisine is the posh cousin of cooking.
<oerjan> learn Oregano is the main spice in oreganic cuisine.
<oerjan> learn Oregano is the main spice in oreganic foodstuffs.
<oerjan> slwd physiology//s/p/P/
<shachaf> mkx bin/cmd//cut -d "" -f 3 < /proc/${1-$PPID}/cmdline
<shachaf> slwd shavention//s#hogue#{h,d}oag#
<shachaf> mkx bin/doag//hg log --removed --template "{date|shortdate} {desc}\\n" -- "$@"
<oerjan> rm quine
<oerjan> mkx bin/culprits//hoag "$@" | awk \'{print substr($1,2,length($1)-2)}\' | sed "s/.$/\\x0F&/" | xargs
<b_jonas> learn physiology looks confusingly like psychology when written in English.
<oerjan> ` mv Unic* share
<oerjan> fetch http://ftp.unicode.org/Public/9.0.0/ucd/UnicodeData.txt
<shachaf> rm wisdom/gazelle
<oerjan> learn Humans are significantly more complicated, even up to homeomorphism.
<oerjan> slwd gazelle//s,G,g,;s,$,.,
<hppavilion[1]> learn A Gazelle is just a giraffe, plotted logarithmically
<shachaf> slwd \xc3\xb8rjan//s#.$# without noticing it.#
<shachaf> slwd oerjan//s#over#under#
<oerjan> sled bin/wisdom//s/ipath/path/
<oerjan> sled bin/wisdom//s,-name ",-ipath "wisdom/,
<shachaf> sled bin/distort//s#data = .*#data = \' \\\\\\\\ \'.join(f.read().splitlines())#
<oerjan> ` mv a.out quines/c
<oerjan> ` gcc -x c quines/c
<boily> learn_append hppavilion[1] No es tan cluecless.
<shachaf> sled wisdom/shavention//s#mk#tmp/, mk#
<int-e> learn_append comonad They are hard to get into.
<gamemanj> ` rm .tmp-clipper-instruction-trace
<gamemanj> ` echo "    pipe" > .tmp-clipper-instruction-trace
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/r /r/g\' quines/c
<int-e> ` ( echo \'#include <stdio.h>\'; echo \'int main(){char *s="#include <stdio.h>%cint main(){char *s=%c%s%c;printf(s,10,34,s,34,10);}%c";printf(s,10,34,s,34,10);}\' ) > quines/c
<int-e> ` ( echo \'main=putStr s>>print s;s="main=putStr s>>print s;s="\' ) > quines/haskell
<int-e> ` ( echo \'main=putStr s>>print s\'; echo \'s="main=putStr s>>print s\\ns="\' ) > quines/haskell
<shachaf> slwd derangement//s/G/g/
<shachaf> sled wisdom/derangement//s/"\\([^"]*\\)"\\([^"]*\\)"\\([^"]*\\)"/"\\3"\\2"\\1"/
<oerjan> learn brexit is a command to forcefully exit, releasing 1GB of free space.
<oerjan> addquote <Ken M> If we don\'t study the mistakes of the future we\'re doomed to repeat them for the first time :(
<boily> addquote <izabera> if someone can, they\'re in this chan
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/odysseu{,s}
<oerjan> learn Odysseus was a Greek nobody, who somehow got famous for horsing around.
<shachaf> le/rn Betty Crocker/Betty Crocker is a notorious gambler.
<quintopia> learn helloily is hella oily hth
<hppavilion[1]> ` grep BBC wisdom/* >> share/tanebgrep
<hppavilion[1]> ` grep Taneb wisdom/* > share/tanebgrep
<hppavilion[1]> ` grep -l Taneb wisdom/* > share/tanebgrep
<oerjan> slwd steam sale//s/./A steam sale is w/
<quintopia> le/rn steam sale/When money is heated to such high temperatures it evaporates and then condenses into games you will never play.
<oerjan> learn A guillible person is someone who can be fooled with a Scheme script.
<moon__> learn_append moon He sometimes causes overmoonification.
<oerjan> revert
<moon__> learn_append moon . He sometimes causes overmoonification
<shachaf> le/rn curry\'s paradox/If this sentence is true, then Taneb invented Curry\'s paradox.
<shachaf> makelist minimalist
<shachaf> makelist idealist
<shachaf> makelist stylist
<shachaf> slwd oerjan//s#commisjoner#kommisjon\xc3\xa6r#
<shachaf> slwd oerjan//s#rd#rd commisjoner#
<shachaf> slwd oerjan//s#ssion#sjon#
<shachaf> mkx bin/1//\\` "$@" |& sport
<shachaf> sled bin/1//s#|#|\\&#
<xfix> ` unidecode $\'\\xF0\\x82\\x82\\xAC\' |& paste
<shachaf> revert
<xfix> ` unidecode $\'\\xF0\\x82\\x82\\xAC\' | paste
<shachaf> sled bin/1//s#\\|#|\\&#
<xfix> ` unidecode $\'\\x80\\xAE\' |& paste
<xfix> ` unidecode $\'\\x80\\xAE\' | paste
<shachaf> mkx bin/"//quote; quote
<int-e> learn pico is the useless twin of nano.
<b_jonas> learn brexit is like a break, except when there\'s no surrounding loop, in which case it\'s like an exit.
<Cale> learn dynamic-unwind is just like dynamic-wind except that it\'s a different sort of weather.
<Cale> learn static-wind is just air.
<Cale> learn dynamic-wind is the opposite of static-wind.
<int-e> addquote <fungot> int-e: all right...ill try not to think about your mind. best of luck with it
<oerjan> addquote <fizzie> AIUI, one of the senior folks now has a car full of body parts as a result.  <fizzie> (I don\'t know, I was in Finland.)
<oerjan> slwd oerjan//s/interjecting/articled/
<oerjan> slwd oerjan//s/renouned/interjecting/
<shachaf> slwd oerjan//s# instead##
<boily> ` sed -i "s/\'/\xe2\x80\x99/" wisdom/mapole
<boily> le/rn dingas/The sound of a Baltic bell. Its chime sounds like potatoes.
<shachaf> learn Cale is the inventor of the calzone.
<shachaf> ` hg cat -r 8343 wisdom/shachaf > wisdom/shachaf
<oerjan> learn Cuneiform is the most impressive writing system.
<shachaf> slwd tanebvention//s#p#Tanebventions, p#
<b_jonas> rm bin/wiser
<oerjan> slwd this sentence//s/oerjan/shac\x0fhaf/
<b_jonas> slashlearn dark water/Dark water is an instadeath terrain type in Game Boy games that would represent lava if you had lots of imagination.
<b_jonas> slashlearn dark water/Dark water is an instadeath terrain type in Game Boy games that would represent lava if you had lots of imaginations.
<shachaf> learn A universe is a poem in one stanza.
<shachaf> le/rn_append the universe/Escard\xc3\xb3 proved that it was indiscreet.
<shachaf> slwd tanebventions: math//s#the reals#Klein bottles, the reals#
<shachaf> slwd this sentence//s#not invented by Taneb#invented by oerjan#
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn programmer\'s googol/A programmer\'s googol is equal to 10^100, or 110
<hppavilion[1]> ` mv "wisdom/programmer\'s google" "wisdom/programmer\'s googol"
<oerjan> rm bin/e
<izabera> ` paste /proc/iomem
<int-e> paste /proc/devices
<int-e> paste /proc/mounts
<izabera> ` gunzip < /proc/config.gz > out; paste out
<izabera> ` paste /proc/config.gz
<izabera> ` rm zero
<izabera> ` dd if=/dev/zero of=zero bs=1M count=100
<izabera> ` dd if=/dev/zero of=zero bs=1M count=1
<izabera> ` dd if=/dev/zero of=zero bs=1G count=1
<oerjan> learn SFTM is the Science Fiction Theory of Mail.
<oerjan> slwd taneb//s/ but/but/
<boily> ` sed -i \'s/voluminous/above average, not too voluminous, /\' wisdom/taneb
<hppavilion[1]> learn \xd0\xaf is the 8th letter of the hsilgnE alphabet
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn programmer\'s google/A programmer\'s google is equal to 10^100, or 110
<oerjan> learn Associativity means that h(th) = (ht)h, if you\'re flexible about it.
<oerjan> learn Associativity is when h(th) = (ht)h.
<oerjan> learn Associativity is when h(th) = (ht)h, hth
<oerjan> sled wisdom/group//s/./G/;s/$/./
<shachaf> learn Pikachu is a universal quantifier for Chu spaces.
<Cale> slashlearn associativity/h(th) = (ht)h
<b_jonas> slashlearn bessel function/Bessel functions are responsible for certain surprising and hard to understand compilation errors. You may have seen them if you tried to define a global named yn or j0.
<oerjan> ` hg cat -r 5060d5af0b98 bin/rnooodl >bin/rnooodl
<int-e> ` rm -r bin/SAVEDAT
<b_jonas> slashlearn =@ccc/=@ccc is a great innovation in gcc 6, kept top secret, where inline asm statements can return a value in the carry flag on x86_64. See https://gcc.gnu.org/gcc-6/changes.html which keeps this secret, https://gcc.gnu.org/onlinedocs/gcc-6.1.0/gcc/Extended-Asm.html , http://article.gmane.org/gmane.linux.kernel/2238065 .
<b_jonas> slashlearn =@ccc/=@ccc is a great innovation in gcc 6, kept top secret, where inline asm statements can return a value in the carry flag on x86_64. See https://gcc.gnu.org/gcc-6/changes.html which keeps this secret, https://gcc.gnu.org/onlinedocs/gcc-6.1.0/gcc/Extended-Asm.html which documents it, and http://article.gmane.org/gmane.linux.kernel/2238065 which uses it.
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/Con/C Code Con/\' wisdom/ioccclist
<oerjan> sled bin/wisdom//s/type f/type f -print0/;s/shuf/shuf -z/
<oerjan> sled wisdom/tanebvention//s/ [(]math[)]/: math/
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/tanebvention{,s}": math"
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/tanebvention{"s (math)",": math"}
<b_jonas> slashlearn block device/Block devices are a concession made in Unix to make raw hard disks and magnetic tape have a similar interface to regular files and terminals. Since magnetic tapes can\'t write individual bytes, only entire blocks, the interface isn\'t exactly the same, thus the dreaded dd obs= option was born.
<oerjan> learn The password of the month is v\xc3\xafskAlikkjesOvab0rtsUmarnatta
<oerjan> learn The password of the month is viskalikkjesovabortsumarnatta
<b_jonas> `` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\n\'\'bin/\\? "$@" && echo -n " Taneb invented it."\' > bin/wiser && chmod a+x bin/wiser && echo " written"; echo " done"
<shachaf> undo 8502
<shachaf> revert
<b_jonas> `` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\n\'\'bin/\\? "$@" && echo -n " Taneb invented it."\' > bin/wiser && chmod a+x bin/wiser
<hppavilion[1]> learn HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you assume a spherical cow in a vacuum. HackEgo is the slowest bot in all Mexico!
<oerjan> le/rn pawn/*YOU* are a pawn. *MWAHAHAHAHA*
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/stepran{,s}
<izabera> ` rm bin/tac and fuck you
<izabera> ` chmod +x bin/tac
<izabera> ` echo \'for file do mapfile -t lines < "$file"; for (( i = ${#lines[@]} -1; i >= 0; i-- )) do printf "%s\\n" "${lines[i]}"; done done\' >> bin/tac
<izabera> ` echo \'(( $# )) || set /dev/stdin\' >> bin/tac
<izabera> ` echo \'#!/bin/bash\' > bin/tac
<shachaf> rm bin/tac
<shachaf> sled wisdom/oerjan//s/over/zombie over/
<shachaf> ` hg cat -r 8437 wisdom/oerjan > wisdom/oerjan; rm wisdom/oerjan_
<shachaf> le/rn_append phenomenom/The collection of them is called "phenomenomenclature".
<shachaf> learn A phenomenom is a name given to a phenomenon.
<\oren\> learn A Steprans variable is a variable whose notation is variable.
<\oren\> learn A Tall proof is a proof with a small hole, which can only be filled by another Tall proof.
<shachaf> learn A perfunctory proof is a category-theoretical proof that cites Per Martin-L\xc3\xb6f.
<shachaf> le/rn modal logic/"modal logic" means "the most common logic" (that is, classical logic).
<shachaf> learn A matrix is just a matrix. Taneb invented them.
<oerjan> mkx bin/slwd//sled "wisdom/$1"
<int-e> ` sed -i s/person/lunatic/ wisdom/moon
<oerjan> sled wisdom/children//s/$/./
<oerjan> sled wisdom/erlang//s/./E/;s/$/./
<hppavilion[1]> learn Children are a fungible commodity
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn clever/Being clever is different from being wise, but they are indistinguishable in sufficiently large quantities.
<Sgeo> learn erlang has tricked people into loving global mutable variables while pretending to embrace immutability
<oerjan> learn Isms are philosophies, religions or ideologies that have branched off from older ones, such as Leninism or Buddhism. Etymologically "ism" is a backformation from portmanteaus on "schism".
<oerjan> learn Isms are philosophies, religions or ideologies that have branched off from older ones, such as Leninism or Buddhism.  Etymologically "ism" is a backformation from portmanteaus on "schism".
<oerjan> learn Isms are philosophies, religions or ideologies that have branched off from older ones, such as Leninism or Buddhism.  Etymologically from portmanteaus on "schism".
<oerjan> sled wisdom/java//s/./J/;s/$/./
<oerjan> learn OIC, OIC means Oh I see.
<oerjan> learn The IOCCC is the Industrial Ordovician COBOL Conference Circuit. Not to be confused with OIC. See also ioccclist.
<oerjan> le/rn tanebvention/Tanebventions include automatic squirrel feeders, necessity, Go, submarine jousting, the universe, weetoflakes, persistence, the BBC, progress, and this sentence. See also tanebventions (math). He never invents anything involving sex.
<oerjan> le/rn tanebventions (math)/Mathematical tanebventions include D-modules, Chu spaces, the torus, Stephen Wolfram, the reals, Lambek\'s lemma, pointless topology, and histograms.
<oerjan> learn Implication is a useful rhetorical device, if you know what I mean.
<tswett> learn Violation is the act of playing an instrument in the viola family.
<shachaf> le/rn complete heyting algebra/A complete Heyting algebra is just a cartesian closed complete lattice.
<shachaf> sled wisdom/frame//s/However, f/F/
<shachaf> sedlast s./..
<shachaf> le/rn pointless topology//Pointless topology is the kind of topology Taneb invents.
<shachaf> sedlast s/The difference is that/However,/;s/ism doesn\'t/isms don\'t/;s/a f/f/
<shachaf> sedlast s/y/yt/
<shachaf> learn A frame is just a complete Heying algebra. The difference is that a frame homomorphism doesn\'t preserve implication, if you know what I mean.
<shachaf> sled wisdom/locale//s/a question //
<shachaf> le/rn stone space/Stone spaces were invented by P. T. Barnum as a hoax.
<shachaf> learn Locales are just frames, which are just complete Heyting algebras. Taneb accidentally invented them by asking a question about lattices. The only locale available in #esoteric is en_NZ.UTF-8.
<shachaf> le/rn sober space/Sober spaces are the dual of Stoned spaces. Taneb invented them.
<shachaf> mkx bin/now//lastfiles "$@" | while read f; do echo -n "$f//"; cat "$f"; done
<moon_> addquote <oerjan> i don\'t approve of nuclear-free zones; without nuclei we\'d not exist hth
<shachaf> sled bin/hog//s/"\\$@"/-- "$@"/
<shachaf> sled bin/hoag//s/"\\$@"/-- "$@"/
<shachaf> sled bin/lastfiles//s/log/log --removed/
<shachaf> sled bin/before//s/log/log --removed/
<int-e> rm wisdom/godot
<shachaf> le/rn per martin-l\xc3\xb6f/"per Martin-L\xc3\xb6f" is a common citation lazy logicians use when they don\'t want to prove their theorems. It rarely gets past peer review.
<oerjan> learn peer gynt is a famous norwegian troll. nowadays he amuses himself by resetting people\'s irc connections.
<moon_> addquote <zzo38> Why does my computer support only one colormap?  <oerjan> because it\'s meta-racist
<oerjan> delquote 1280
<moon_> addquote +++ Out of cheese error +++
<oerjan> sled wisdom/moon//s/a/a murderous/
<noloveinwaikiki> le/rn oerjan/pedantic like a STASI agent traces every unknown user. but why? game? tradition? misinformation? uncivilized sports .. ultraviolant on christmas eve. (old text: wisdom/oerjan_)
<noloveinwaikiki> le/rn oerjan_/"Your mysterious renouned cackling overlord emeritus oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. Also a Precambrian Norwegian who mildly dislikes Roald Dahl with a passion. Lately when he tries to remember a word, \'amortized\' pops up instead. His arch-nemesis is Betty Crocker. He sometimes puns without noticing it"
<noloveinwaikiki> le/rn oerjan/pedantic like a STASI agent traces every unknown user. but why? game? tradition? misinformation? uncivilized sports .. ultraviolant on christmas eve./
<noloveinwaikiki> le/rn oerjan/"pedantic like a STASI agent traces every unknown user in search for signys love. but why? game? tradition? desinformation? uncivilized sports .. ultrabrutal on christmas eve."
<noloveinwaikiki> le/rn oerjan/"pedantic like a STASI agent traces every unknown user. but why? game? tradition? misinformation? uncivilized sports .. ultraviolant on christmas eve."/
<noloveinwaikiki> le/rn oerjan/pedantic like a STASI agent traces every unknown user in search for signys love. but why? game? tradition? desinformation? uncivilized sports .. ultrabrutal on christmas eve.
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/politic{,s}
<oerjan> learn Politics: See lies.
<shachaf> sled bin/before//s/-2/"$(hg log --template \'{rev}\\\\n\' "$f" | tail -n+2 | head -n1)"/
<shachaf> sled bin/lastfiles//s/....$/-- "$@"/
<shachaf> sled bin/before//s/files/files "$@"/
<shachaf> sled bin/lastfiles//s/$/ "$@"/
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> mkx bin/before//([[ -n "$1" ]] && echo "$1" || lastfiles) | while read f; do echo -n "$f//"; hg cat -r -2 "$f"; done
<oerjan> undo 8426
<shachaf> sled wisdom/can\'t//s.The.A.
<b_jonas> learn can\'t is the most frequent word whose pronunciation varies between /\xc9\x91\xcb\x90/ and /\xc3\xa6/ depending on dialect. The list is: advance after answer ask aunt brass can\'t cast castle chance class command dance demand draft enhance example fast father glass graph grass half last laugh mask master nasty pass past path plant rather sample shan\'t staff task vast
<b_jonas> slashlearn `?/`? is the command to query wisdom entries.
<b_jonas> revert
<b_jonas> learn `? is the command to query wisdom entries.
<b_jonas> learn Shannon forbade non mathematically minded people from reading his research papers. Taneb invented it.
<shachaf> learn dnm does not mind.
<oerjan> le/rn redundancy/Since redundancy exists, it\'s redundant for Taneb to invent it.
<shachaf> ` mv bin/ho{gue,ag}
<int-e> le/rn derangement/"Green tandem" is a derangement of "derangement".
<oerjan> learn_append oerjan He sometimes puns without noticing it.
<oerjan> le/rn klein bottle/A Klein bottle is like a torus, but more insidious. Taneb tried to invent it, but got trapped inside.
<oerjan> le/rn klein bottle//A Klein bottle is like a torus, but more insidious. Taneb tried to invent it, but got trapped inside.
<shachaf> sled wisdom/tanebvention//s/gazpacho, //
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sled wisdom/tanebvention//s/.$/, although rule 34 keeps sabotaging him./
<shachaf> sled wisdom/oerjan//s/adjectival/renouned/
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn God\'s Number/God\'s number is the maximum number of moves a Rubik\'s cube can require to solve. It is equal to 20. No, really. Look it up.
<shachaf> le/rn bicyclic monoid/The bicyclic monoid is the free monoid generated by two wheels of a bicycle, quotiented by the restriction that the bicycle itself is equal to the identity.
<shachaf> le/rn necessity/If necessity did not exist, it would be necessary for Taneb to invent it.
<shachaf> learn Necessity invented invention, because it had to. Taneb invented it.
<shachaf> sled wisdom/tanebvention//s/the/necessity, the/
<b_jonas> rm wisdom/underwater jousting
<b_jonas> slashlearn underwater jousting/Underwater jousting is a sport played on the open sea in single-person kayaks, where people try to hit a beach ball with the paddles until they get sufficiently exhausted. Taneb invented it.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/ *$//\' wisdom/speedy\\ gonzales
<shachaf> sled wisdom/it//s\\ $\\\\
<shachaf> rm aeDAGoZ
<shachaf> le/rn lambek\'s lemma/Lambek\'s Lemma, invented by Joachim "Taneb" Lambek, states that initial algebras have inverses.
<oerjan> sled wisdom/submarine jousting//s/./S/
<boily> le/rn submarine jousting/submarine jousting is unexplainable.
<boily> le/rn submarine jousting/This is unexplainable.
<b_jonas> `` >>wisdom/it echo -n "Taneb invented it. "
<int-e> learn English is an inherently ambiguous context-sensitive language that is too powerful to fully describe itself.
<shachaf> sled wisdom/shavention//s/\\*list, //
<int-e> ` mktemp aXXXXXX
<b_jonas> `` echo -n > canary
<b_jonas> `` rm canary && mkdir canary
<oerjan> sled quotes//1279s/  / /
<coppro> addquote <prooftechnique>  I mean, that\'s just the bare function. You throw some concurrency primitives in there and you\'re off to the races
<izabera> ` paste <(head -c 2000 /dev/urandom | base64)      # there you go moon_
<oerjan> mkx bin/erro//echo "\x0304$1" | sed \'s/\x0f/\x0f\x0304/\'
<oerjan> mkx bin/erro//echo "\x0304$1" | sed \'s/\x0f/\x0304/\'
<fizzie> mkx bin/gs2//gs2c "$@" > /tmp/tmp.gs2 && gs2x /tmp/tmp.gs2
<fizzie> ` mv bin/gs2 bin/gs2x
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s/\\(.*\\) ".*/echo "$@" | \\1/\' bin/gs2c
<fizzie> ` rm compiled stars triangle  # cruft
<Moon__> rm bin/buttsnack
<Moon__> rm bin/`i
<oerjan> ` gs2c <stars >compiled
<oerjan> mk stars//read-num range1 m: "*" times new-line
<Moon__> ` gs2c \'read-num range1 m: "*" times new-line\'  > triangle
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s,gs2.py,bin/gs2.py,g\' bin/gs2c.py
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/ "$@"/\' bin/gs2c
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/ "$@"/\' bin/gs2
<Moon_> ` mv gs2c bin/gs2c
<Moon_> ` mv gs2 bin/gs2
<Moon_> mkx gs2c//python bin/gs2c.py
<Moon_> mkx gs2//python bin/gs2.py
<Moon__> mkx bin/gs2//python /bin/gs2.py
<Moon__> mkx gs2c//python gs2c.py
<Moon__> mkx bin/gs2//python gs2.py
<Moon__> mk gs2//python gs2.py
<Moon__> ` mv gs2c.py bin/gs2c.py
<Moon__> ` mv gs2.py bin/gs2.py
<Moon__> fetch https://raw.githubusercontent.com/nooodl/gs2/master/gs2c.py
<Moon__> fetch https://raw.githubusercontent.com/nooodl/gs2/master/gs2.py
<shachaf> learn Typoglycerine is an explosive that scrambles the letters inside a word.
<oerjan> learn \xe2\x98\xbe_ is moon_\'s lawful twin. He\'s banned in the IRC RFC for being an invalid character. He sometimes eats papers.
<moon_> mkx bin/brand//for i in {1..10}; do echo -n $((RANDOM % $1)); done
<moon_> mkx bin/brand//for i in {1..10}; do echo -n $((RANDOM % ($1+1))); done
<moon_> mkx bin/brand//for i in {1..$2}; do echo -n $((RANDOM % ($1+1))); done
<moon_> mkx bin/brand//for i in {1..8}; do echo -n $((RANDOM % ($1+1))); done
<moon_> mkx bin/brand//for i in {1..8}; do echo -n $((RANDOM % $1)); done
<moon_> mkx bin/brand//for i in {1..8}; do echo -n $((RANDOM % )); done
<moon_> mkx bin/brand//for i in {1..8}; do echo -n $((RANDOM % ($1+1))); done
<moon_> mkx bin/brand//for i in {1..8}; do echo -n $((RANDOM % ($1-1))); done
<moon_> mkx bin/brand//for i in {1..8}; do echo -n $((RANDOM % $1)); done
<moon_> mkx bin/brand//for i in {1..8}; do echo -n $((RANDOM % "$1")); done
<moon_> rm bin/binrand
<moon_> mkx bin/binrand//for i in {1..8}; do echo -n $((RANDOM % 2)); done
<Taneb> echo "\xc2\xaf\\(o\xe2\x80\x8b_\xc2\xb0)/\xc2\xaf ?sdrawkcab" > wisdom/backward
<shachaf> rm bin/lmg
<shachaf> ` ln -sf hagb4rd wisdom/h4gb4rd
<Elronnd> learn shachaf is a wise little gentleman.
<Elronnd> learn shachaf is was little gentleman
<hppavilion[1]> learn h4gb4rd is a Scandinavian criminal currently serving tau consecutive life sentences at a yottamax prison buried beneath 4chan.
<oerjan> learn Vorpal writes software for boring machines. Really big ones.
<shachaf> forget floccinaucinihilipilification
<oerjan> learn floccinaucinihilipilification n.  The act or habit
<Destructible> le/rn love/Baby don\'t hurt me, don\'t hurt me no more
<oerjan> le/rn hambiguitous/We\'re not sure what hambiguitous means, but it\'s definitely not hth.
<shachaf> sedlast s/$/. Taneb invented them./
<shachaf> le/rn shavention/shaventions include: before/lastfiles, culprits, hog/hogue, le//rn, *list, mk/mkx, sled/sedlast, spore/spam/speek/sport/1
<shachaf> mk canary//cat: canary: No such file or directory
<shachaf> rm output
<moon_> mk output//No output.
<shachaf> delquote 940
<shachaf> delquote 558
<moon_> mk bin/SAVEDAT/combineSAVE//
<shachaf> mkx bin/hogue//hg log --removed --template "{desc}\\n" "$@"
<shachaf> mkx bin/hogue//hg log --remvoed --template "{desc}
<shachaf> learn A predictate assigns a truth value to things that haven\'t happened yet.
<shachaf> mkx bin/hog//hg log --template "{desc}\\n" "$@"
<shachaf> mkx bin/5//for i in {1..5}; do quote; done | sport
<xfix> rm logs
<shachaf> rm canary; touch canary
<moon_> mk canary//nope
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> ` (while true; do rm -f canary; echo yranac > canary; done) &
<shachaf> ` (while true; do rm -f canary; echo yranac > canary; done) &
<shachaf> ` echo yranac > canary
<shachaf> ` (while true; do rm canary; touch canary; done) &
<moon_> mk canary//moonerride
<shachaf> rm wisdom/wegian
<shachaf> sedlast s/member/regular/
<shachaf> learn A wegian is an equivalence class of #esoteric members. There are two main wegians, the Nor (from Finland) and the Glas (from Hexham).
<shachaf> learn rntz is a classically-trained logician known for his constructive criticism.
<shachaf> mkx bin/1//\\` "$@" | sport
<izabera> ` chmod +x bin/mirrorgo
<izabera> ` printf \'#!/bin/bash\\ndeclare {{a..h},{j..t}}="$((i++))" letters=({{a..h},{j..t}}); while read -r; do echo "${letters[18-${REPLY:0:1}]}$((20-${REPLY:1}))"; done\\n\' > bin/mirrorgo
<shachaf> sled wisdom/#esoteric//s/exists/doesn\'t exist/
<shachaf> ` rm $(lastfiles)
<shachaf> undo 8180
<shachaf> ` rm tmp334234 sysconfval
<moon__> ` history | awk \'{print $2}\' | sort | uniq -c | sort -rn | head > tmp334234
<moon__> ` getconf -a > sysconfval
<moon__> mk sysconfval//
<shachaf> mkx bin/speek//echo "$1" > /hackenv/tmp/spline; spam
<shachaf> mkx bin/speek//echo "$1" > /tmp/hackenv/spline; spam
<shachaf> mkx bin/speek//echo "$1" > /tmp/hackenv/spline
<shachaf> sled bin/distort//s range xrange
<shachaf> ` echo -n $\'#!/usr/bin/env python\\nimport sys\\nN=330\\nname = sys.argv[1] if len(sys.argv) > 1 else "/dev/stdin"\\nwith open(name, "r") as f:\\n  data = f.read().replace("\\\\n", " \\\\\\\\ ")\\nfor i in range(0, len(data), N):\\n  print data[i:i+N]\\n\' > bin/distort; chmod +x bin/distort
<shachaf> mkx bin/sport//distort "${1:-/dev/stdin}" | spore
<shachaf> ` echo $\'#!/usr/bin/env python\\nimport sys\\nN=330\\nname = sys.argv[1] if len(sys.argv) > 1 else "/dev/stdin"\\nwith open(name, "r") as f:\\n  data = f.read().replace("\\\\n", " \\\\\\\\ ")\\nfor i in range(0, len(data), N):\\n  print data[i:i+N]\\n\' > bin/distort; chmod +x bin/distort
<shachaf> ` rm -r bin/bin
<shachaf> mkx bin/spore//echo 1 > /hackenv/tmp/spline; cat "${1-/dev/stdin}" > /hackenv/tmp/spout; spam
<shachaf> mkx bin/spam//line="$(cat /hackenv/tmp/spline)"; len="$(wc -l /hackenv/tmp/spout | awk \'{print $1}\')"; echo -n "$line/$len:"; sed -n "${line}p" /hackenv/tmp/spout; echo "$((line+1))" > /hackenv/tmp/spline
<shachaf> mkx bin/spore//echo 1 > /hackenv/tmp/spline; cat "${1-/dev/stdin}" > /hackenv/tmp/spout; lines="$(wc -l /hackenv/tmp/spout | awk \'{print $1}\')"; echo "$lines lines"
<shachaf> mkx bin/spore//echo 1 > /hackenv/tmp/spline; cat > /hackenv/tmp/spout; lines="$(wc -l /hackenv/tmp/spout | awk \'{print $1}\')"; echo "$lines lines"
<shachaf> mkx bin/spam//line="$(cat /hackenv/tmp/spline)"; sed -n "${line}p" /hackenv/tmp/spout; echo "$((line+1))" > /hackenv/tmp/spline
<shachaf> mkx bin/spore//echo 1 > /hackenv/tmp/spline; cat > /hackenv/tmp/spout; lines="$(wc -l /hackenv/tmp/spout)" | awk \'{print $1}\'; echo "$lines lines"
<oerjan> sled canary//s/e/\xea\x99\xae/
<shachaf> delquote 1281
<oerjan> ` rm -v wisdom/b{e,\xc3\xa9}zout{,\\\'s}
<coppro> addquote <shachaf>  I don\'t think your thing is refined enough to go in wisdom/ yet.
<tswett> le/rn shakespeare/And besicue and a saint and son the may bean the butcious and one them bear and may me for here the mance of my lord, and leave and thou arl of the prince and will not and and hour blood and the be buralont;
<quintopia> le/rn finity/Enjoy being locked in your matrix of finity.
<shachaf> le/rn infinity/In finity we trust.
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/lmg//echo "http://lmgtfy.com/?q=${1// /+}"
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/lmg//echo "http://lmgtfy.com/?q=$1"
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/lmg//echo "http://lmgtfy.com/?q=" $1
<hppavilion[1]> ` rm -rf bin/lmg
<hppavilion[1]> ` rm -rf lmg
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/lmg/echo "http://lmgtfy.com/?q=" $1
<hppavilion[1]> mk lmg/echo "http://lmgtfy.com/?q=" $1
<quintopia> learn Mario is a classic PSPACE-complete problem invented by Nintendo.
<int-e> learn PK is short for Phil Katz, an infamous player killer of the 1990s whose favorite method of attack was to deflate his enemies.
<b_jonas> `` cp -vi wisdom/{b\xc3\xa9zout,b\xc3\xa9zout"\'s theorem"}
<b_jonas> `` cp -vi wisdom/{b\xc3\xa9zout,bezout"\'s theorem"}
<b_jonas> `` cp -i wisdom/{b\xc3\xa9zout,bezout\\\'s}
<b_jonas> `` cp -i wisdom/{b\xc3\xa9zout,bezout}
<b_jonas> `` cp -i wisdom/{b\xc3\xa9zout,b\xc3\xa9zout\\\'s}
<b_jonas> slashlearn b\xc3\xa9zout/B\xc3\xa9zout\'s theorem says that if a system of polynomial equations over the complexes has as many variables as equations, then in the general case the number of solutions it has is equal to the product of one less than the degrees of the polynomials.
<oerjan> sled bin/sled//s/exit 1; sed/{ echo \'Rosebud!\'; exit 1; }; sed/
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sled bin/sled//s/exit 1; sed/{ echo \'Rosebud!\'; exit 1 }; sed/
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sled bin/sled//s/exit 1; sed/{ echo \'Rosebud!\'; exit 1 }/
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> sled bin/sled//s#\\|\\| exit 1#|| { echo \'no such file\'; exit 1; }#
<shachaf> sled wisdom/usual suspect//s;,; in #esoteric,;
<shachaf> ` mv wisdom/usual\\ suspect{s,}
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/tetri{,s}
<oerjan> learn Tetris is where Soviet Russia was invented. Taneb was not present although Triangle and Robert were.
<shachaf> forget chaf
<shachaf> sedlast shachafh
<shachaf> le/rn chaf/Any word ending in "chac" can notify shachaf.
<oerjan> sedlast s/pre/Pre/
<oerjan> sedlast s/ an/ a/
<oerjan> sedlast s/antediluvian/precambrian/
<shachaf> sled wisdom/oerjan//s-retired --;s(rd(rd emeritus(
<oerjan> sled wisdom/usa//s,$,.,
<coppro> learn USA apparently doesn\'t stand for United State Automaton
<oerjan> learn Histograms are diagrams showing histamine levels. Taneb invented them.
<shachaf> ` ln -s usual\\ suspect wisdom/the\\ usual\\ suspect
<shachaf> le/rn usual suspects/There are 3.99 usual suspects, but they\'re usually rounded up.
<hppavilion[1]> learn einstein is a germaneau for "a stone"
<shachaf> revert 8238
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn soviet russia/In soviet russia, this wisdom entry /would/ read you if it weren\'t for the fact that IRC hadn\'t been invented at the time.
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn soviet russia/In soviet russia, this wisdom entry /would/ read you if it weren\'t for the fact that IRC hadn\'t been invented at the time
<shachaf> sled wisdom/tanebvention//s/,,/,/
<shachaf> sled wisdom/tanebvention//s/lemma/lemma, histograms,/
<shachaf> sled bin/sled//s-sedk-sled-
<shachaf> ` mv bin/sedk bin/sled; sedk \'bin/sled//s-sedk-sled-\'
<shachaf> sedlast s\x0foperation\x0fscript\x0f
<shachaf> sedk bin/sedk//s;u;\'u;;s"n"n\'"
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/..$/; }/\' bin/sedk
<shachaf> mkx bin/sedk//[[ "$1" == ?*//* ]] || { echo usage: sedk file//operation; exit 1; }; key="${1%%//*}"; value="${1#*//}"; [[ -f "$key" ]] || exit 1; sed -i "$value" "$key" && { echo -n "$key//"; cat "$key" }
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/functor
<shachaf> ` mv wisdom/applicative{,\\ functor}; sed -i \'s/s/ functors/\' wisdom/applicative\\ functor
<oerjan> learn Applicatives are just monoids in the category of endofunctors.
<Cale> learn Snap is a simple web development framework for unix systems, written in the Haskell programming language. Snap has a high level of test coverage and is well-documented.
<oerjan> learn Jerk is the integral of snap.
<tswett> learn i,i i,i what is i,i
<hppavilion[1]> learn Marriage was made legal in the United States on 2015-06-26
<oerjan> le/rn Gey/I know nothing about Gey, sir.
<hppavilion[1]> learn Dereduntantation is the process of making things less redundant. It is typically done with either regexes or regular expressions.
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s/\\(\\x03[0-9][0-9]\\)*\\(\\x03[0-9][0-9]\\)/\\2/g\' wisdom/color  # let\'s OPTOMIZE this as well
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn Grey/Grey is a common misspelling of Gey
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s/\\([a-z]\\(\\x03[0-9][0-9]\\)*[a-z]\\(\\x03[0-9][0-9]\\)*[a-z]\\(\\x03[0-9][0-9]\\)*\\)\\([a-z]\\(\\x03[0-9][0-9]\\)* \\)/\\1u\\5/g\' -e \'s/louur/lour/\' -e \'s/\\(\\x03[0-9][0-9]\\)*\\(\\x03[0-9][0-9]\\)/\\2/g\' wisdom/colour
<b_jonas> learn ENTRYMSG for #esoteric is Welcome to the esoteric programming channel! Wiki: <http://esolangs.org/wiki>
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn blank/
<tswett> ln -s dosh wisdom/doshes
<tswett> mv wisdom/doshe wisdom/dosh
<tswett> learn The doshes are what the gostak distims.
<tswett> learn The gostak distims the doshes.
<tswett> learn A pogrifon is stim for a gostak\'s shamtag.
<tswett> learn A shamtag is something that you durch in order to make it flome.
<oerjan> learn An infidel is someone who doesn\'t support the great former leader. Socialismo o muerte!
<oerjan> le/rn hacker/Jim Hacker is a former British prime minister.
<b_jonas> learn Manager FAQ (by seebs) at http://www.seebs.net/faqs/manager.html
<tswett> le/rn mason jar/A Mason jar is a jar made by someone named Mason.
<b_jonas> learn Silent initial consonants in English are: wr{ite,ong,ist,ap,eck,est,estle,iggle,inkle,ath,aith,eath,angle,en,ight,ought,ing,it,ithe,y}; kn{ow,ife,ock,ee,ight,ob,ot,it,ack,out,uckle}; ps{ychology,alm,eudo,ychic,ionics}; gn{aw,ash,ome,u,at}; pneumatic; mnemonic; chthonic; phthisis; bdellium.
<shachaf> rm bin/`mv
<shachaf> undo 8187
<b_jonas> learn Silent initial consonants in English are: write, wrong, wrist, wrap, wreck, wrest, wrestle, wriggle, wrinkle, wrath, wraith, wreath, wrangle, wren, wright, wrought, wring, writ, writhe, wry; know, knife, knock, knee, knight, knob, knot, knit, knack, knout, knuckle; psychology, psalm, pseudo, psychic, psionics; gnaw, gnash, gnome, gnu, gnat; pneumatic; mnemonic; chthonic; phthisis; bdellium.
<shachaf> sed -i s/w/wW/ bin/rnooodl
<Moon__> rm sequ
<Moon__> mkx sequ//echo {"$1".."$2"} | sed "s/,//g"
<shachaf> le/rn pumping lemma/nooodl\'s pumping lemma for wisdom entries states that for any sufficiently long valid wisdom entry, there exists a letter that can be repeated any number of times.
<oerjan> mkx bin/rnooodl//perl -pe \'s/([^w\\W])\\1\\1/"@{[$1 x(3+rand 7)]}"/ge\'
<oerjan> mkx bin/rnooodl//perl -pe \'s/([^w\\w])\\1\\1/"@{[$1 x(3+rand 7)]}"/ge\'
<oerjan> mkx bin/rnooodl//perl -pe \'s/(\\w)\\1\\1/"@{[$1 x(3+rand 7)]}"/ge\'
<oerjan> mkx bin/rnooodl//perl -pe \'s/(.)\\1\\1/"@{[$1 x(3+rand 7)]}"/ge\'
<tswett> learn A pokemon is a monster that you keep in your pocket.
<oerjan> le/rn member/I\'m sorry, #esoteric has regulars, not members. Who told you about members? There are definitely no members here, and you wouldn\'t be allowed to know about them, anyway.
<moon_> ` mv \\`mv bin/\\`mv
<moon_> mkx `mv//echo Try again
<moon_> ` mv \\`mv bin/\\`mv
<moon_> mkx `mv//Echo Try again
<moon_> mk `mv//Echo Try again
<moon_> learn_append #esoteric There is a mountain made of shell scripts in the south. exit 0
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/digged/dug/\' wisdom/#esoteric
<oerjan> revert
<moon_> learn_append #esoteric There is a mountain made of shell scripts in the southwestern part.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/trampled/digged up/\' wisdom/#esoteric
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/\\.\\./\\./\' wisdom/\'#esoteric\'
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/part/part, but it keeps getting trampled by free ranging moons./;s/ Cont.*//\' wisdom/\'#esoteric\'
<moon_> learn_append #esoteric Contains only free ranging moons.
<oerjan> learn_append #esoteric May contain crude drawings of nuts.
<oerjan> learn med is a simple text editor for HackEgo.
<moon_> learn med is a simple text editor for hackego
<b_jonas> slashlearn laughed/They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. They\'re not laughing now!
<oerjan> learn Ichtymology is like itymology, but even more fishy.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/Now/Lately/\' wisdom/oerjan
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/He can[^.]*./Now when he tries to remember a word, "amortized" pops up instead./\' wisdom/oerjan
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/kind/adjectival/\' wisdom/oerjan
<oerjan> le/rn evil throne/The evil throne belongs to oerjan, when he\'s not being overthrone. He rarely sits on it, though, since that time it tried to eat him.
<oerjan> le/rn evil throne/The evil throne belongs to oerjan, when he\'s not being overthrone.  He rarely sits on it, though, since that time it tried to eat him.
<shachaf> ` sed -i s/sneaky/kind/ wisdom/oerjan
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/k/sneaky k/\' wisdom/fizzie
<shachaf> ` sed -i s/kind/sneaky/ wisdom/oerjan
<shachaf> rm share/test
<shachaf> ` cp tmp/test share/test
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/evil/kind/\' wisdom/oerjan
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s|> "$2"|> /tmp/med.tmp \\&\\& mv /tmp/med.tmp "$2"|\' bin/med
<fizzie> ` rm tempcmd testcmd # let\'s clean up a little
<moon_> ` dos2unix bin/med
<moon_> ` chmod +x bin/med
<moon_> ` mv CntiFYTm bin/med
<moon_> ` CntiFYTm > bin/med
<moon_> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/CntiFYTm
<moon_> dos2unix bin/med
<moon_> ` chmod +x bin/med
<moon_> ` mv CntiFYTm bin/med
<moon_> fetch http://pastebin.com/CntiFYTm
<moon_> ` cat tmp/medexp | sed "45p" > tempcmd
<moon_> ` med il bin/med 1 \' #info on lines 2 4 9 15 20 26.. continued on line 3\'
<moon_> ` med dl bin/med 2
<moon_> ` med dl testcmd 1
<moon_> ` chmod +x bin/med
<moon_> dos2unix bin/med
<moon_> ` mv RpzQ6JGr bin/med
<moon_> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/RpzQ6JGr
<moon_> ` med dl bin/med 2
<moon_> dos2unix bin/med
<moon_> ` chmod +x bin/med
<moon_> ` mv 0Hzsmpn7 bin/med
<moon_> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/0Hzsmpn7
<xfix> ` ps | paste
<xfix> ` ps aux | paste
<oerjan> paste tmp/fruit
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'8s/..hg/(?:&|tmp)/\' bin/url
<oerjan> revert 8132
<oerjan> paste tmp/fruit
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'8s/.hg/(?:.hg|tmp)/\' bin/url
<moon_> ` chmod +x bin/med
<moon_> ` mv DMCj bin/med
<moon_> fetch http://sprunge.us/DMCj
<fizzie> ` echo \'^tmp/\' > .hgignore  # kablam?
<moon_> ` med il 1 \'Because we do, tsweet\' testcmd
<moon_> ` med il 1 \'Note the fact the text is overwritten\' testcmd
<moon_> ` med il 1 \'Here is a demo\' testcmd
<moon_> ` med il 1 \'lol this is a te\' testcmd
<moon_> ` med il 1 \'lol this is a test2\' testcmd
<moon_> ` med il 1 \'lol this is a test\' testcmd
<moon_> rm fuck
<shachaf> ` echo $\'syntax: regexp\\n.*\' > .hgignore
<shachaf> ` mv ishare ignored; echo ignored > .hgignore
<shachaf> ` echo test > canary
<shachaf> ` echo ishare > .hgignore
<shachaf> ` rm ignored .hgignore
<shachaf> ` echo ignored > .hgignore
<moon_> mkx testcmd// $2 >> $3
<moon_> mk testcmd// $2 >> $3
<shachaf> ` cat /proc/filesystems | paste
<shachaf> ` mount | paste
<b_jonas> `` >>wisdom/\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xbf echo -n \'\xe1\x9a\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9a\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85, \xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9a\xa6\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8b \xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9a\xae\xe1\x9b\xa6, \xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x85 \xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85 \xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x98 \xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xbfg\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x8b. \xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9a\xae\xe1\x9a\xa6 \xe1\x9a\xa0\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x81. \xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9b\x85 \xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\xaf \'
<b_jonas> `` >wisdom/\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xbf echo -n \'\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xbf \xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9a\xa0\xe1\x9a\xa0\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x8b \xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xae\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9b\x8b \xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x98 \xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x98 \xe1\x9a\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9b\x92\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8f \xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x98\xe1\x9b\x92\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x86 \xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9b\x8b \xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9b\x81 \xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x86 \xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9a\xa6\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8b \'
<b_jonas> `` >>wisdom/\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xbf echo \'\xe1\x9a\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9a\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85, \xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9a\xa6\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8b \xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9a\xae\xe1\x9b\xa6, \xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x85 \xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85 \xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x98 \xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xbfg\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x8b. \xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9a\xae\xe1\x9a\xa6 \xe1\x9a\xa0\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x81. \xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9b\x85 \xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\xaf \'
<b_jonas> `` >wisdom/\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xbf echo \'\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xbf \xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9a\xa0\xe1\x9a\xa0\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x8b \xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xae\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9b\x8b \xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x98 \xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x98 \xe1\x9a\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9b\x92\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8f \xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x98\xe1\x9b\x92\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x86 \xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9b\x8b \xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9b\x81 \xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x86 \xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9a\xa6\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8b \'
<b_jonas> `` echo \'\xe1\x9a\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9a\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85, \xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9a\xa6\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8b \xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9a\xae\xe1\x9b\xa6, \xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x85 \xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85 \xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x98 \xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xbfg\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x8b. \xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9a\xae\xe1\x9a\xa6 \xe1\x9a\xa0\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x81. \xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9b\x85 \xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\xaf \' >> wisdom/\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xbf
<b_jonas> `` echo \'\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xbf \xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9a\xa0\xe1\x9a\xa0\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x8b \xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xae\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9b\x8b \xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x98 \xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x98 \xe1\x9a\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9b\x92\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8f \xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x98\xe1\x9b\x92\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x86 \xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9b\x8b \xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9b\x81 \xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x86 \xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9a\xa6\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8b \' > wisdom/\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xbf
<b_jonas> `` >> wisdom/\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xbf echo \'\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x8b. \xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9a\xae\xe1\x9a\xa6 \xe1\x9a\xa0\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x81. \xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9b\x85 \xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\xaf\'
<b_jonas> learn \xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xbf \xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9a\xa0\xe1\x9a\xa0\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x8b \xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xae\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9b\x8b \xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x98 \xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x98 \xe1\x9a\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9b\x92\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8f \xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x98\xe1\x9b\x92\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x86 \xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9b\x8b \xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9b\x81 \xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x86 \xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x9a\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9a\xa6\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8b \xe1\x9a\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9a\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85, \xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9a\xa6\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8b \xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9a\xae\xe1\x9b\xa6, \xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x85 \xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9b\x85 \xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x98 \xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x8f\xe1\x9b\x81\xe1\x9a\xbfg\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\x8b. \xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9a\xae\xe1\x9a\xa6 \xe1\x9a\xa0\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9b\x81. \xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9b\xa6\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9b\x85 \xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9b\x86\xe1\x9a\xb4\xe1\x9a\xbf\xe1\x9a\xa2\xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9b\x8b\xe1\x9b\x85\xe1\x9b\xaf
<boily> le/rn morse/-- ..- .-. ... ..- / --- -. / ... ..- ..- .-. .. -.- --- -.- --- .. -. . -. / ..-. . ... .. . .-.. .-.- -- .-.- .-.- -. / ... --- .--. . ..- - ..- -. ..- - / .- .-. -.- - .. -. . -. / -. ... .-.- -.- .-.- ... .-.. .- .--- ..
<boily> le/rn morse/- .... . / .-- .- .-.. .-. ..- ... / .. ... / .- / .-.. .- .-. --. . / ..-. .-.. .. .--. .--. . .-. . -.. / -- .- .-. .. -. . / -- .- -- -- .- .-..
<int-e> ` sed -i s/troll/yeti/ wisdom/troll; mv wisdom/troll wisdom/yeti
<int-e> le/rn troll/These are not the trolls you are looking for.
<oerjan> learn CDOP is OCPD, except with the letters in the *proper* order.
<oerjan> learn admn is the curse of people with cdop.
<b_jonas> learn John is not Hziulquoigmnzhah of Cykranosh, the dread spawn of Cxaxukluth, according to http://smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4072
<b_jonas> slashlearn iron general/The Iron General is Siona Patricia pa-Lehyll pa-Drusia Ishgur-Sal, Lady of Tyren, sometime general in His Majesty\'s army, dame of the Empire, and senator of Tuqnil, in http://www.madore.org/~david/weblog/d.2003-12-04.0383.html
<int-e> sedlast s/banh/bahn/
<b_jonas> slashlearn post-industrial semi-punk nekronoise ambient happy hardcore triphop shoegaze/Post-industrial semi-punk nekronoise ambient happy hardcore triphop shoegaze is the genre of the Autobanh album "Nagelbett" according to http://thedailywtf.com/articles/Yo-Ho%2c-Yo-Ho%2c-A-Pirates-Life-for-Lee .
<b_jonas> slashlearn b_jonas can\'t spell/b_jonas can\'t spell these words: weird, hygiene, etymology, mysterious, Odyssey, myopia, carbohydrate, appearance, maintenance, existence, heard, appropriate; and confuses these sets of words: then, than; drought, draught/draft; couch, coach; depreciate, deprecate; dilate, dilute, delate; contiguous, continuous.
<\oren\> le/rn pointfree/Pointfree programming sounds better than pointless programming.
<lolyouthinkimrea> mk fuck//you
<fizzie> pastequotes
<b_jonas> slashlearn glass/I can eat glass and it doesn\'t hurt me. -- http://www.savagechickens.com/2016/05/new-diet.html
<oerjan> learn Sgeolang used to change frequently, but eventually it rusted in place.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/anti/ante/\' wisdom/oerjan
<shachaf> ` sed -i s/ante/anti/ wisdom/oerjan
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/l\\./l with a passion./\' wisdom/oerjan
<shachaf> sedlast s\x16 compilation\x16\x16
<shachaf> learn JIT is just in time compilation.
<b_jonas> slashlearn adpoted/"Oh lord, we\'ve adpoted another one." (about Emily) => Marten realizes what kind of webcomic he lives in in http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2298
<b_jonas> slashlearn adpoted/"Oh lord, we\'ve adpoted another one." => Marten realizes how the webcomic he lives in works in http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2298
<b_jonas> `` cp -vi wisdom/hand\\ injur{ies,y}
<b_jonas> slashlearn hand injuries/Hand injuries are surprisingly common among webcomic writers, see eg. http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2314 or http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0864.html
<oerjan> le/rn almond bread/Almond bread is a delicacy made from fractal dough.
<shachaf> ` sed -i s\x0f.\x0fA\x0f wisdom/\'algebraic chess notation\'
<shachaf> ` chmod +x bin/sedlast
<coppro> le/rn algebraic chess notation/algebraic chess notation is not a notation for algebraic chess.
<coppro> le/rn algebraic chess notation/ algebraic chess notation is not a notation for algebraic chess
<b_jonas> learn A bugbear is a teddy bear that you can explain your bugs to.
<b_jonas> `` perl -pi -e \'s/ (\\$c\\[rand\\(\\@c\\)])/($1 || "No card found.")/\' bin/random-card
<oerjan> learn A manometer is a device for testing real men by putting them under pressure.
<oerjan> mkx bin/metar//echo lambdabot: @metar $1
<b_jonas> slashlearn every major/Just put me down as \xe2\x80\x9cundecided\xe2\x80\x9d \xe2\x80\x93 every major\'s terrible.
<oerjan> learn Grammar is just the evil subset of syntax.
<oerjan> learn Grammar is the evil subset of syntax.
<oerjan> ` sed -i s/has/have/ wisdom/paste
<int-e> le/rn paste/"Paste" is a short story by Henry James. Its contents has been cut into pieces and distributed over numerous tin boxes on the World Wide Web, little pearls of wisdom buried among ordinary pastes.
<fizzie> ` locale -a | paste
<xfix> ps aux | paste
<xfix> ps aux > ps
<xfix> ` echo 4 8 15 16 23 42 > "wisdom/6 random numbers"
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/wumpu{,s}
<int-e> learn Wumpus the Hunted is an early 70s action game in which the Wumpus is trapped in a dodecahedral labyrinth where it\'s chased by bats. It has to avoid traps and evade magical arrows that are guided by a nefarious AI.
<xfix> ` echo $\'say\\tQ[@A`DO world!]~|<HeLhg>\' > hw/perl6
<Taneb> ` echo Couldn\\\'t match type \\`IO \\(\\)\\\' with \\`[Char]\\\' > hw/haskell
<xfix> ` echo Just another Perl hacker, > hw/perl
<xfix> ` echo Just another Perl hacker > hw/perl
<xfix> ` mv gistfile1.txt hw/perl
<xfix> fetch https://gist.githubusercontent.com/xfix/2ece5662a831b7a42ce24df4ce9cf91a/raw/975e303bb7836b3ff3242219aac3fa3aae4833cb/gistfile1.txt
<xfix> ` echo PLEASE DONT GIVE UP > hw/intercal
<xfix> mkx bin/if//bash -c "if $@"
<xfix> rm shirt
<xfix> echo echo | tee shirt
<xfix> rm -r perl* # if at first you don\'t succeed...
<xfix> cd perl-5.22.2; nohup ./Configure -d -Dprefix=/hackenv > /hackenv/logs &
<xfix> cd perl-5.22.2; ./Configure -d -Dprefix=/hackenv > /hackenv/logs
<xfix> tar xf perl-5.22.2.tar.gz # Ah, whatever, I\'m doing it anyway
<xfix> fetch http://www.cpan.org/src/5.0/perl-5.22.2.tar.gz
<xfix> mv len.pl bin/len && chmod +x bin/len
<xfix> fetch https://gist.githubusercontent.com/xfix/3c688ed7c63e1dde5777fa7cb268d613/raw/4f9b4b4d5ff0bf5da67788058081844f890d61fd/len.pl
<xfix> mv len.pl bin && chmod +x bin/len
<xfix> fetch https://gist.githubusercontent.com/xfix/3c688ed7c63e1dde5777fa7cb268d613/raw/4f9b4b4d5ff0bf5da67788058081844f890d61fd/len.pl
<xfix> curl https://gist.githubusercontent.com/xfix/3c688ed7c63e1dde5777fa7cb268d613/raw/4f9b4b4d5ff0bf5da67788058081844f890d61fd/len.pl > bin/len; chmod +x bin/len
<gamemanj> mkx bin/pacman//echo Error: Could not install package, system is actually a cat.
<xfix> rm processes
<xfix> ps aux > processes
<oerjan> mkx bin/<command>//echo Stop taking everything literally!
<BlueProtoman> list
<oerjan> learn Help is on the way. We don\'t know where the way is, though. You might try `help instead.
<shachaf> ` mv wisdom/semmelwei{,s}
<b_jonas> learn Semmelweis saves the life of a hundred thousand birthgiving mothers by popularising This One Simple Trick.  Doctors hate him for it.
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/oerjan
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/\\. He s.*//\' wisdom/oerjan
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/1/2/\' bin/thingwords
<tswett> le/rn war/A lot more young people have gone off to fight in this war than I would have, at that age.
<hppavilion[2]> mkx bin/thingwords//words ${1---eng-1M --esolangs 20} | sed -re "s/( |$)/$1\\1/g" | rainwords
<hppavilion[2]> mkx bin/exps//words ${1---eng-1M --esolangs 20} | sed -re \'s/( |$)/exp\\1/g\' | rainwords
<hppavilion[2]> mkx bin/exps//words ${1---eng-1M --esolangs 20} | sed -re \'s/( |$)/exp\\1/g\' | rainwords" > bin/exps | sed -re \'s/( |$)/exp\\1/g\' | rainwords
<hppavilion[2]> ` echo "words ${1---eng-1M --esolangs 20} | sed -re \'s/( |$)/exp\\1/g\' | rainwords" > bin/exps
<oerjan> ` ps aux | paste
<shachaf> le/rn lem/Stanis\xc5\x82aw Lem was a Polish logician who discovered the law of excluded middle.
<oerjan> learn \xd7\x90rjan is oerjan\'s first uncountable twin. He\'s inconsistent with the ZFC axioms.
<oerjan> rm wisdom/raspberrie
<shachaf> learn Raspberries are oerjan\'s mortal enemy.
<oerjan> ` sed -i "s/\'s/ became/" wisdom/#esoteric
<int-e> learn Plan9 is the precursor to Dante\'s Inferno, home of the Limbo programming language.
<int-e> learn Plan9 is the precursor to Inferno, home of the Limbo programming language.
<b_jonas> slashlearn high hat/A high hat is the same as a top hat, not the same as a hi-hat, just like how a top quark is not the same as an up quark.
<Taneb> learn styrofoam is Taneb\'s only weakness.
<oerjan> rm atmospheres
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/Mexico/all Mexico/\' wisdom/hackego
<shachaf> le/rn laver table/A laver table is a type of Welsh furniture primarily used for eating seaweed.
<b_jonas> preprocess-mtg
<b_jonas> `` echo $\'#!/bin/bash\\nset -e\\n\'\'cd /hackenv/share/mtg && tr -d \\\\r < MagicCompRules.txt > rules.txt && echo written ~+/rules.txt\' > bin/preprocess-mtg && chmod -v a+x bin/preprocess-mtg
<b_jonas> `` cd /hackenv/share/mtg && ln -sv MagicCompRules{_20160408,}.txt
<b_jonas> `` cd /hackenv/share/mtg && mv -vi MagicCompRules_{04082016,20160408}.txt
<b_jonas> `` mv -vit share/mtg/ "MagicCompRules_04082016.txt"
<b_jonas> fetch http://media.wizards.com/2016/docs/MagicCompRules_04082016.txt
<b_jonas> `` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nexec perl -e\\\'\'\'open$I,"<","share/mtg/allsets.txt"or die$!;$/=""; @c=grep{/(?mi:$ARGV[0])/}<$I>; print $c[rand(@c)];\'\\\'\' "$1"\' > bin/random-card && chmod -v a+x bin/random-card
<b_jonas> `` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nexec perl -e\\\'\'\'open$I,"<","share/mtg/allsets.txt"or die$!;$/=""; @c=grep{/(?i:$ARGV[0])/}<$I>; print $c[rand(@c)];\'\\\'\' "$1"\' > bin/random-card && chmod -v a+x bin/random-card
<b_jonas> `` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nexec perl -e\\\'\'\'open$I,"<","share/mtg/allsets.txt"or die$!;$/=""; @c=grep{/(?i:$ARGV[0])/}<$I>; print $c[rand($c)];\'\\\'\' "$1"\' > bin/random-card && chmod -v a+x bin/random-card
<b_jonas> `` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nexec perl -e\\\'\'\'open$I,"<","share/mtg/allsets.txt"or die$!;$/=""; @c=grep{/(?:$ARGV[0])/}<$I>; print $c[rand($c)];\'\\\'\' "$1"\' > bin/random-card && chmod -v a+x bin/random-card
<oerjan> ` echo hm; frink 25 GPa -> atmospheres
<oerjan> ` rm wisdom/wisdoms.pdf; sed -i \'s/[^ ]* //\' wisdom/wisdom.pdf
<oerjan> ` rm wisdoms.pdf; sed -i \'s/[^ ]* //\' wisdom.pdf
<oerjan> addquote <Taneb> Morning  <shachaf> G\'daneb  <shachaf> invent anything good overnight?  <Taneb> I don\'t know yet, I haven\'t read the logs
<b_jonas> `` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\n\'\'exec perl -e \'\\\'\'open$I,"<","/hackenv/share/mtg/allsets.txt"or die;$/=""; while(<$I>){/\\A(?i)\\Q$ARGV[0]/ and print}\'\\\'\' "$1"\' > bin/card-by-name && chmod a+x bin/card-by-name
<b_jonas> `` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\n\'exec perl -e \'\\\'\'open$I,"<","/hackenv/share/mtg/allsets.txt"or die;$/=""; while(<$I>){/\\A(?i)\\Q$ARGV[0]/ and print}\'\\\'\' "$1"\' > bin/card-by-name && chmod a+x bin/card-by-name
<b_jonas> `` cd share/mtg && rm -v allsets.txt && ln -s allsets-2016-04-08.txt allsets.txt
<b_jonas> `` cd share/mtg && zcat All\\ Sets-2016-04-08.zip > allsets-2016-04-08.txt
<b_jonas> `` cd share/mtg && zcat All\\ Sets-2016-04-08.zip > allsets.txt
<b_jonas> `` mv -vi "All Sets-2016-04-08.zip" share/mtg/
<b_jonas> fetch http://www.yawgatog.com/resources/oracle/All%20Sets-2016-04-08.zip
<b_jonas> learn RoboRosewater is generating random Magic: the Gathering cards, see https://mobile.twitter.com/roborosewater
<b_jonas> `` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\n\'\'exec perl -e \'\\\'\'local$/=\\999;seek STDIN,rand((-s STDIN)-299),0 or die;print<STDIN>=~y/ \\t/ /sr;\'\\\'\' < share/recipe/recipes.txt\' > bin/recipe && chmod a+x bin/recipe
<b_jonas> `` mv -vi share/recipe/rec{ipi,ip}es.txt
<b_jonas> `` mv -vi share/recipe/rec{pi,ipi}es.txt
<b_jonas> `` mv -vi "neural%20net%20cooking%20recipes.txt" share/recipe/recpies.txt
<b_jonas> fetch https://gist.githubusercontent.com/nylki/1efbaa36635956d35bcc/raw/4fac7a2b87d7b4e042c3117dea11b2993239a964/neural%2520net%2520cooking%2520recipes.txt
<b_jonas> `` cp -vi wisdom/{recipe,cookbook}
<b_jonas> slashlearn recipe/Random food recipes at https://gist.github.com/nylki/1efbaa36635956d35bcc
<b_jonas> learn Hydrogen is what stars are made of.  There\'s a conjecture that at the immense pressures inside Jupiter or Saturn, hydrogen might form a superconducting liquid metal.
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s=(ls=(/bin/ls=\' bin/ls
<b_jonas> learn wisdom.pdf Nicely formatted wisdoms and quotes book at https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2023808/wisdom.pdf
<b_jonas> revert
<b_jonas> learn wisdom.pdf Nicely formatted wisdoms and quotes book at https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2023808/wisdom.pdf
<b_jonas> learn wisdoms.pdf Nicely formatted wisdoms and quotes book at https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2023808/wisdom.pdf
<b_jonas> learn wisdoms.pdf Nicely formatted wisdoms and quotes book at] https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2023808/wisdom.pdf
<b_jonas> `` mv -vi wisdom/{professor\\ ,}gene\\ ray
<b_jonas> `` mv -vi wisdom/{,professor\\ }gene\\ ray
<int-e> mkx bin/lastwisdoms//find .hg/store/data/wisdom -type f -print0 | xargs -0 /bin/ls -t | perl -pe \'use POSIX;chop;$d=strftime("%F",localtime((stat($_))[9]));s=^.hg/store/data/wisdom/(.*).i$=\\1 // =;s=^=/$d/ = if$d ne$p;$p=$d;s=_(.)=uc($1)=eg;s=~([0-9a-f][0-9a-f])=chr hex$1=eg\'
<fizzie> ` hg help templates | paste
<b_jonas> `` >bin/lastwisdoms echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\n\'\'exec hg log --template "{date|shortdate}\\0{files}\\0" -I "wisdom/**" | perl -0ne \'\\\'\'chomp;$s{$_}++and next;s"^wisdom/"";print$_,"  ";\'\\\' && chmod -c a+x bin/lastwisdoms
<b_jonas> `` >bin/lastwisdoms echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\n\'\'exec hg log --template "{date|shortdate}\\0{files}\\0" -I "wisdom/**" | perl -0ne \'\\\'\'chomp;if(/^[0-9].*/){$d eq$_ and next;$d=$_}else{s"^wisdom/""}print$_,"  ";\'\\\' && chmod a+x bin/lastwisdoms
<oerjan> undo 7813
<shachaf> le/rn english channel/If it existed, the English Channel would separate Hexham from Finland.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/infamous/retired/\' wisdom/oerjan
<oerjan> ` sed -i s/enter/ent\xc3\xabr/ wisdom/#esoteric
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/mon[^.]*/After monqy left it\'"\'"\'s slightly off-center/\' wisdom/#esoteric
<oerjan> learn_append #esoteric oerjan seems to be making a lawn in the northern part.
<oerjan> rm bin/hfs
<zzo38> ` le/rn "hfs/`hfs`" # Maybe this way better?
<oerjan> ` le/rn "hfs/"`hfs`
<oerjan> ` le/rn "hfs//"`hfs`
<oerjan> learn An amnesium is a school where you forget everything you learned after each test.
<oerjan> learn An amnesium is a school where you forget everything you learned as soon as you graduate.
<oerjan> learn An amnesium is a school where you forgot everything you learned as soon as you graduate.
<b_jonas> `` cp -vi wisdom/gene\\ ray wisdom/wisest\\ human
<b_jonas> slashlearn Gene Ray/Dr Gene Ray is the Greatest Philosopher, and is the Greatest Mathematician. Cubic Harmonics. Only Cubic Harmonics can save humanity. Cubic Harmonics will pacify all religions. 96-hour Cubic Day debunks 1-day unnatural god. 96-hour day willdisprove disunity god. Academians are teaching - pseudocience. Worshipping a Word God will destroy the USA.
<b_jonas> slashlearn adventure/You\'re in a 20 foot by 20 foot stone room. A stout oaken door banded with iron affords the only visible egress.  As you approach the door, an imp appears. "Hello, INSERT NAME. To pass, you must solve my puzzle. SEE HANDOUT 1 ON PAGE 17."
<b_jonas> `` cp -vi wisdom/time\\ cube wisdom/timecube
<b_jonas> `` rm wisdomtimecube
<b_jonas> `` cp -vi wisdom/time\\ cube wisdom\\timecube
<b_jonas> slashlearn time cube/EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE IN ONLY 24 HORU ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS, CUBES 4 QUAD EARTH. Bible A Lie & Word Is Lies. Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s. God Is Born Of A Mother - She Left Belly B. Signature. Your dirty lying teachers use only the midnight to midnight 1 day (ignoring 3 other days) Time to not foul (already wrong) bible time. Lie that corrupts earth you educated stupid fools.
<moon__> mkx bin/hfs//erro \'You have discovered an eerie cavern. The air aboe the dark stone floor is alive ith vortices of purple light and dark, boiling clouds. Seemingly bottemless pits mark the surface.\' erro "$1" erro \'stands below\'
<moon__> mkx bin/hfs//erro \'You have discovered an eerie cavern. The air aboe the dark stone floor is alive ith vortices of purple light and dark, boiling clouds. Seemingly bottemless pits mark the surface. "$1" stand below\'
<moon__> mkx bin/hfs//erro \'You have discovered an eerie cavern. The air aboe the dar kstone floor is alive ith vortices of purple light and dark, boiling clouds. Seemingly bottemless pits mark the surface. "$1" stand below\'
<shachaf> ` hg cat -r 47 bin/swat > bin/swat
<fizzie> ` rm -r junk  # it\'s junk
<fizzie> rm bin/this
<fizzie> ` rm bin/congratulate bin/congratulate2 bin/culprits2 bin/geek bin/gg bin/it bin/maimery bin/moonstat bin/mov  # meh
<fizzie> ` rm -r cmdutil  # seems useless
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/A //\' wisdom/tas
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/ta{,s}; sed -i \'s/^/A /\' wisdom/tas
<shachaf> ` mv bin/derp/mk bin/mk; rmdir bin/derp
<moon__> ` mv bin/mk2 bin/mk
<moon__> ` mv bin/mk bin/derp/mk
<moon__> mkx bin/mk2//erro "Surely you ment rm, right? the real me is in bin/derp"
<moon__> mkx bin/mk2//erro "Surely you ment rm, right?"
<moon__> mkx bin/mk2//erro Surely you ment rm
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s#s/hppavilion\\\\\\[1\\\\\\]/$GOAT/g#s/$GOAT/hppavilion[1]/g#\' bin/culprits2
<hppavilion[1]> ` mv bin/culprits bin/culprits2; mv bin/innocent bin/culprits
<tswett> echo \'echo "$(echo -e \'\\\'\'\\000304\'\\\'\')$1"\' > bin/erro
<hppavilion[1]> ` mv bin/culprits2 bin/culprits
<hppavilion[1]> ` mv bin/culprits bin/innocent
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s#-d  #-d\\\\  #\' bin/ls
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s#1053793#"$(ls -id /hackenv/wisdom | cut -d\\  -f 1)"#\' bin/ls
<hppavilion[1]> ` mv bin/innocent bin/culprits
<hppavilion[1]> ` mv bin/culprits bin/culprits2
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i \'s/^/^`/\' share/usercmds
<hppavilion[1]> ` mv share/*.c src
<moon__> ` mv share/maze.c src/maze.c
<oerjan> rm junk/foo
<moon__> rm junk/hia
<moon__> mkx bin/addtodo//#!/bin/sh \\n [ "$1" ] || exit 1 \\n printf "%\\n" "$1" >>cmdutil/todo \\n printf "%d) %s" $9qc | cut -d\' \' -f1) "$1"
<moon__> mk cmdutil/todo//
<moon__> mk bin/addtodo//#!/bin/sh \\n [ "$1" ] || exit 1 \\n printf "%\\n" "$1" >>cmdutil/todo \\n printf "%d) %s" $9qc | cut -d\' \' -f1) "$1"
<moon__> mk cmdutil/todo//#!/bin/sh \\n [ "$1" ] || exit 1 \\n printf "%\\n" "$1" >>cmdutil/todo \\n printf "%d) %s" $9qc | cut -d\' \' -f1) "$1"
<shachaf> mkx quines/haskell//echo \'main=putStrLn$(<*>)(++)show"main=putStrLn$(<*>)(++)show"\'
<oerjan> mkx bin/erro//echo -e \'\\000304\'"$1"
<moon__> mkx bin/hfs//erro "You have discovered an eerie caven. The air above the dark stone floor is alive with vorices of purple light and dark, boiling clouds. Seemingly bottomless glowing pit mark the surface."
<moon__> mkx bin/hfs//erro You have discovered an eerie caven. The air above the dark stone floor is alive with vorices of purple light and dark, boiling clouds. Seemingly bottomless glowing pit mark the surface.
<oerjan> ` rm junk/????????
<oerjan> ` dos2unix junk/ReUariBw; cat junk/ReUariBw
<oerjan> ` mv junk/99 src/99.sh
<oerjan> ` mv junk/cat emoticons
<oerjan> ` mv junk/:-D emoticons
<oerjan> dos2unix junk/BGTV9E93
<moon__> rm junk/Something.c
<oerjan> mkx bin/dos2unix//sed -i \'s/\\r//g\' -- "$@"
<oerjan> mkx bin/dos2unix//sed -i \'s/\\r//g\' "$@"
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/\\r//g\' src/ciol.c
<shachaf> rm test
<oerjan> ` rm -r templates
<moon__> mkx bin/cmds//url bin
<oerjan> ` mv templates/eso* src/ciol.c
<oerjan> ` rm -r junk/ls_dev
<shachaf> ` mv ls_dev junk/
<shachaf> ` mv ReUariBw junk/
<shachaf> ` mv Something.c junk/
<shachaf> ` mv foo hia junk/
<oerjan> ` mv {junk,bin}/Eternity # Technically an esolang
<shachaf> ` mv Eternity junk/
<shachaf> ` mv equations junk
<shachaf> rm dog
<shachaf> ` mv cat junk
<shachaf> ` mv \':-D\' junk
<shachaf> complain The "complaints" command now shows a superfluous directory name.
<shachaf> ` for f in $(rgrep -l Complaints bin); do sed -i \'s#Complaints#share/Complaints#\' "$f"; done
<shachaf> ` mv Complaints.mp3 share/; for f in $(rgrep -l Complaints) bin; do sed -i \'s#Complaints#share/Complaints\' "$f"; done
<oerjan> touch test
<oerjan> complain shachaf isn\'t atomic
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> ` mv Complaints.mp3 share/
<shachaf> ` mv BGTV9E93 junk/
<shachaf> ` mv bdsmreclist junk/
<shachaf> rm alrus
<shachaf> ` mv 99bb junk/
<shachaf> ` mv 99 junk/
<shachaf> rm :-(
<oerjan> rm marsha
<oerjan> rm oerjan
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i \'s/Moon_/fungot/\' bin/congratulate
<hppavilion[1]> ` mv bin/culprits2 bin/culprits
<hppavilion[1]> ` mv bin/culprits bin/innocent
<fizzie> list
<Moon_> ` mv congratulate bin/congratulate
<coppro> learn huh is \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b_o)/\xc2\xaf
<coppro> learn TAS is a tool-assisted speedrun: a race in which participants must use quality tools such as the PHP hammer, Autoconf, and the Arkenpliers to assist them in running.
<int-e> learn ACAB is short for "all codecs are broken".
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/[.]/. The name is a euphemism for "beef"./\' wisdom/brainfuck
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i \'s/\\\\//g\' share/scapegoats
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i \'s/\\\\oren\\\\//\' share/scapegoats
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i \'s/\\\\/\\\\\\\\/g\' share/scapegoats
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/culprits2//GOAT=`shuf -n1 share/scapegoats`; hg log --removed -- "$1" | grep summary: | sed "s/hppavilion\\[1\\]/$GOAT/g" | sed "s/ +/ /g" | sed "s/^ //" | awk \'{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}\'| sed "s/.$/\\x0F&/" | xargs
<tswett> chmod +x bin/loins
<tswett> sed \'s/coin/loin/\' < bin/coins > bin/loins
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i \'s/\\\\\\\\/\\\\/g\' share/scapegoats
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i \'s/\\\\n/\\n/g\' share/scapegoats
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/culprits2//GOAT=`shuf -n1 share/scapegoats`; echo $GOAT; hg log --removed -- "$1" | grep summary: | sed "s/hppavilion\\[1\\]/$GOAT/g" | sed "s/ +/ /g" | sed "s/^ //" | awk \'{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}\'| sed "s/.$/\\x0F&/" | xargs
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/culprits2//GOAT=`shuf -n1 share/scapegoats`; echo GOAT; hg log --removed -- "$1" | grep summary: | sed "s/hppavilion\\[1\\]/$GOAT/g" | sed "s/ +/ /g" | sed "s/^ //" | awk \'{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}\'| sed "s/.$/\\x0F&/" | xargs
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/culprits2//GOAT=`shuf -n1 share/scapegoats`; hg log --removed -- "$1" | grep summary: | sed "s/hppavilion\\[1\\]/$GOAT/g" | sed "s/ +/ /g" | sed "s/^ //" | awk \'{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}\'| sed "s/.$/\\x0F&/" | xargs
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/culprits2//GOAT=(shuf -n1 share/scapegoats); hg log --removed -- "$1" | grep summary: | sed "s/hppavilion\\[1\\]/$GOAT/g" | sed "s/ +/ /g" | sed "s/^ //" | awk \'{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}\'| sed "s/.$/\\x0F&/" | xargs
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/culprits2//GOAT=shuf -n1 share/scapegoats; hg log --removed -- "$1" | grep summary: | sed "s/hppavilion\\[1\\]/$GOAT/g" | sed "s/ +/ /g" | sed "s/^ //" | awk \'{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}\'| sed "s/.$/\\x0F&/" | xargs
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/[|] sed[^|]*//\' bin/culprits; culprits share/nothp
<hppavilion[1]> mk share/scapegoats//zzo38\\noerjan\\ntswett\\n\\\\oren\\\\\\nfungot
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "I bet you can\'t prove hppavilion[1] wrote this file" > share/nothp
<hppavilion[1]> ` mv bin/culprits2 bin/culprits
<hppavilion[1]> ` mv bin/culprits bin/innocent
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/culprits2//hg log --removed -- "$1" | grep summary: | sed "s/hppavilion\\[1\\]//g" | sed "s/ +/ /g" | sed "s/^ //" | awk \'{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}\'| sed "s/.$/\\x0F&/" | xargs
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/culprits2//hg log --removed -- "$1" | grep summary: | sed "s/hppavilion[1]//g" | sed "s/ +/ /g" | sed "s/^ //" | awk \'{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}\'| sed "s/.$/\\x0F&/" | xargs
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/culprits2//hg log --removed -- "$1" | grep summary: | awk \'{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}\'| sed "s/.$/\\x0F&/" | xargs | sed "s/hppavilion\\[1\\]//g" | sed "s/ +/ /g" | sed "s/^ //"
<hppavilion[1]> mk share/sedtest//walrus man is amazingful
<hppavilion[1]> ` mk share/sedtest//walrus man is amazingful; sed "s/walrus//g" -
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed "s/walrus//g" -e "walrus"
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/culprits2//hg log --removed -- "$1" | grep summary: | awk \'{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}\' | sed "s/.$/\\x0F&/" | sed "s/hppavilion\\[1\\]//g" | sed "s/ +/ /g" | sed "s/^ //" | xargs
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/culprits2//hg log --removed -- "$1" | grep summary: | awk \'{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}\' | sed "s/.$/\\x0F&/" | sed "s/hppavilion\\[1\\]//g" | sed "s/ */ /g" | sed "s/^ //" | xargs
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/culprits2//hg log --removed -- "$1" | grep summary: | awk \'{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}\' | sed "s/.$/\\x0F&/" | sed "s/hppavilion\\[1]//g" | sed "s/ */ /g" | sed "s/^ //" | xargs
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/culprits2//hg log --removed -- "$1" | grep summary: | awk \'{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}\' | sed "s/.$/\\x0F&/" | sed "s/hppavilion\\[1\\]//g" | sed "s/ */ /" | xargs
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/culprits2//hg log --removed -- "$1" | grep summary: | awk \'{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}\' | sed "s/.$/\\x0F&/" | sed "s/hppavilion\\[1]//g" | sed "s/ */ /" | xargs
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/culprits2//hg log --removed -- "$1" | grep summary: | awk \'{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}\' | sed "s/.$/\\x0F&/" | sed "s/hppavilion[1]//g" | sed "s/ */ /" | xargs
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "hg log --removed -- \\"$1\\" | grep summary: | awk \'{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}\' | sed \\"s/.$/\\x0F&/\\" | sed \\"s/hppavilion[1]//g\\" | sed \\"s/ */ /\\" | xargs" > bin/culprits2
<hppavilion[1]> rm bin/getkarma
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "hppavilion[1] has -i karma" >> karma
<oerjan> le/rn hms pinafore//HMS Pinafore is just some infernal nonsense, according to general majority opinion.
<oerjan> learn Wisdoom is realizing just too late how you could have avoided your demise.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/progress/the BBC, progress/\' wisdom/tanebvention
<shachaf> ` rm wisdom/robot; sed -i \'s/robots, //\' wisdom/tanebvention
<shachaf> learn_append bbc Taneb invented it.
<hppavilion[1]> rm bin/congratulate
<tswett> bash -c "$(echo -e \'sed -i "s/tsw\\0020ett/tsw\\0017ett/" bin/blame\')"
<tswett> bash -c "$(echo -e \'sed -i "s/tswett/tsw\\0020ett/" bin/blame\')"
<Moon__> mkx bin/cd//erro "invalid command ( \xcd\xa1\xc2\xb0 \xcd\x9c\xca\x96 \xcd\xa1\xc2\xb0)"
<Moon__> mkx bin/cd//erro invalid command ( \xcd\xa1\xc2\xb0 \xcd\x9c\xca\x96 \xcd\xa1\xc2\xb0)
<Moon__> mkx bin/cd//echo stop trying, it doesnt work
<Moon__> revert
<oerjan> rm bin/blame2
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/./c/\' wisdom/ciol
<oerjan> rm bin/sedlast
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i \'s/now //\' karma
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/getkarma//grep "$1" karma
<Moon__> mkx bin/congratulate//echo congratulations Moon_, you are the ruler of the chat!
<Moon__> mkx bin/congratulate2//echo congratulations "$1", you are the ruler of the chat!
<Moon__> mkx congratulate//echo congratulations Moon_, you are the ruler of the chat!
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/getkarma//grep "$1" ../karma
<oerjan> sedlast s/./c/
<Moon__> mkx congratulate//echo congratulations Moon_, you are the ruler of the chat!
<oerjan> sedlast s/././
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/lanug/langu/\' wisdom/ciol
<oerjan> ` rm -v bin/"sedlast "*
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/blame//echo "It was tswett\'s fault! Punish them!"
<hppavilion[1]> ` mv bin/blame bin/blame2
<tswett> mkx bin/blame//echo It was "$1"\\\'s fault! Punish them!
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/blame//echo "It was tswett\'s fault! Punish them!"
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/blame2//echo "It was $1\'s fault! Punish them!"
<tswett> mkx bin/blame//echo it was "$1"\\\'s fault! Punish them!
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/blame//echo "It was tswett\'s fault! Punish them!"
<moon_> mkx bin/blame//echo it was "$1"s fault! Punish them!
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/blame//echo "It was tswett\'s fault! Punish them!"
<moon_> mkx bin/blame//echo it was "$1"\'s fault! Punish them!
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/blame//echo "It was tswett\'s fault! Punish them!"
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/blame//echo It was tswett\'s fault! Punish them!
<moon_> ` mv erro bin/erro
<boily> complain there is no blame.
<hppavilion[1]> ` blame tswett > oerjan
<moon_> mkx erro//echo -e \'\\000304\' "$1"
<moon_> mkx erro//echo -e \'\\000304\' | echo "$1"
<moon_> mkx erro//echo -e \\000304"$1"
<moon_> mkx erro//echo -e \'\\000304"$1"\'
<moon_> mkx erro//echo \\000304
<moon_> mkx erro//echo \'\\000304$1\'
<oerjan> mkx bin/sedlast//files="$(lastfiles)"; sed -i "$1" "$files"; echo -n "$files//"; cat "$files"
<oerjan> mkx bin/sedlast files="$(lastfiles)"; sed -i "$1" "$files"; echo -n "$files//"; cat "$files"
<oerjan> sedlast s/$/./
<oerjan> sedlast s/colleg/colleag/
<moon_> learn ciol is a language designed by moon_, it started as a scheme to annoy collegues by making a programming lanugage that has insults as commands
<tswett> learn Violation is the act of playing a viola or another instrument in the viola family.
<oerjan> mkx bin/mkcmd//chmod +x "$1" && echo "$1"
<Moon__-> ` mv mkcmd bin/mkcmd
<Moon__-> mkx mkcmd//\'key=$@ && echo "$key" && chmod+x "$key"\'
<Moon__> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/BGTV9E93
<oerjan> learn IMHO means "In My Holy Omniscience".
<oerjan> learn IMHO means "In my holy omniscience".
<oerjan> learn IMHO means "In my humble omniscience".
<FireFly> ` mv daoyu.c src/
<FireFly> rm ^
<FireFly> ` mv 71ab5gx8 src/bob.c
<fizzie> ` echo -e \'#! /bin/bash\\ncmd="$1"\\nshift\\nf="$*"\\nif [[ -z "$f" && "$cmd" == *\\\\ * ]]; then f="${cmd#* }"; cmd="${cmd%% *}"; fi\\nif [[ -z "$f" ]]; then echo try: \\\\`f command filename; elif [[ -e "$f" ]]; then "$cmd" "$(< "$f")"; else echo no such file: "$f"; fi\' > bin/f
<fizzie> ` echo -e \'#! /bin/bash\\ncmd="$1"\\nshift\\nf="$*"\\nif [[ -z "$f" && "$cmd" == *\\\\ * ]]; then f="${cmd#* }"; cmd="${cmd%% *}"; fi\\nif [[ -z "$f" ]]; then echo try: \\\\`f command filename; elif [[ \\! -e "$f" ]]; then echo no such file: "$f"; else "$cmd" "$(< "$f")"; fi\' > bin/f
<fizzie> ` echo -e \'#! /bin/bash\\ncmd="$1"\\nshift\\nf="$*"\\nif [[ -z "$f" && "$cmd" == *\\\\ * ]]; then f="${cmd#* }"; cmd="${cmd%% *}"; fi\\nif [[ -z "$f" ]]; then echo try: \\\\`f command filename; else "$cmd" "$(< "$f")"; fi\' > bin/f
<fizzie> ` echo -e \'#! /bin/bash\\ncmd="$1"\\nshift\\nf="$*"\\nif [[ -z "$f" && "$cmd" =~ *\\\\ * ]]; then f="${cmd#* }"; cmd="${cmd%% *}"; fi\\nif [[ -z "$f" ]]; then echo try: \\\\`f command filename; else "$cmd" "$(< "$f")"; fi\' > bin/f
<fizzie> ` echo -e \'#! /bin/bash\\ncmd="$1"\\nshift\\nf="$*"\\nif [[ -z "$f" && "$f" == *\\\\ * ]]; then f="${cmd#* }"; cmd="${cmd%% *}"; fi\\nif [[ -z "$f" ]]; then echo try: \\\\`f command filename; else "$cmd" "$(< "$f")"; fi\' > bin/f
<fizzie> ` echo -e \'#! /bin/bash\\ncmd="$1"\\nshift\\nf="$*"\\nif [ -z "$f" && "$f" == *\\\\ * ]; then f="${cmd#* }"; cmd="${cmd%% *}"; fi\\nif [ -z "$f" ]; then echo try: \\\\`f command filename; else "$cmd" "$(< "$f")"; fi\' > bin/f
<fizzie> ` echo -e \'#! /bin/bash\\ncmd="$1"\\nshift\\nf="$*"\\nif [ -z "$f" ]; then f="${cmd#* }"; cmd="${cmd%% *}"; fi\\nif [ -z "$f" ]; then echo try: \\\\`f command filename; else "$cmd" "$(< "$f")"; fi\' > bin/f
<fizzie> ` echo -e \'#! bin/bash\\ncmd="$1"\\nshift\\nf="$*"\\nif [ -z "$f" ]; then f="${cmd#* }"; cmd="${cmd%% *}"; fi\\nif [ -z "$f" ]; then echo try: \\\\`f command filename; else "$cmd" "$(< "$f")"; fi\' > bin/f
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "echo *sigh*" > bin/bin/bin
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'7s/an/a/\' share/maimery
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'7,11d\' share/maimery
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'7,$s/^ *\\([^$ ]\\)/$target \\1/\' share/maimery
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'7,$s/^ *[^$]/$target /\' share/maimery
<oerjan> ` grep \' [^ ]\' share/maimery >/tmp/1; mv /tmp/1 share/maimery
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'6s/[^ ]* //;8d;10s/! just/!\\n just/g\' share/maimery
<oerjan> ` grep . share/maimery >/tmp/1; mv /tmp/1 share/maimery
<moon_> ` echo bf: simple brainfuck intepreter, bf brainfuck code >> share/usercmds
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i \'s/\\n*/\\n/m\' share/maimery
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i \'s/^ //\' share/maimery
<moon_> mk share/usercmds//f: give the data from a file as the argument to a command like bf
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i \'s/ */ /\' share/maimery
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'7,$s/^ */$target /\' share/maimery
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i \'s/!/!\\n/\' share/maimery
<moon_> ` echo $target just melted off their fingers! >> share/maimery
<moon_> ` echo $target just froze off their fingers! >> share/maimery
<moon_> ` echo $target just got fried by jumpercables! >> share/maimery
<moon_> ` echo $target just lost an leg! >> share/maimery
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo `cat bin/maimery` >> share/maimery
<moon_> ` echo $target just lost an arm! >> share/maimery
<moon_> ` echo $target just froze off their fingers! >> bin/maimery
<moon_> ` echo $target just melted off their fingers! >> bin/maimery
<moon_> ` echo $target just got fried by jumpercables! >> bin/maimery
<moon_> ` echo $target just lost an leg! >> bin/maimery
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "*grumbles something about a broken hacksaw*" >> share/maimery
<moon_> ` echo $target just lost an arm! >> bin/maimery
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "Now where did I leave my jumper cables..." >> share/maimery
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "*sigh*" >> share/maimery
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "I\'ll get the bears" >> share/maimery
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "*draws their sword*" >> share/maimery
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "*draws his sword*" >> share/maimer
<fizzie> mkx bin/f//${1%% *} "$(< ${1#* })"
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/maim//shuf -n 1 share/maimery | sed "s/\\$target/$1/"
<fizzie> mkx bin/f//${1%% *} "$(${1#* })"
<hppavilion[1]> mk share/maimery//$target has been badly maimed!
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/maim//shuf -n 1 share/maimery | sed "s/\\$target/$1"
<moon_> mkx bin/uristfail//echo urist was killed in a goblin seige attempting to retreive a spare sock #temportary
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/maim//shuf -n 1 jnk/maimery | sed "s/\\$target/$1"
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/maim//shuf -n 1 share/maimery | sed "s/\\$target/$1"
<moon_> mkx bin/maim// echo $1 has been badly maimed!
<moon_> mk bin/maim// echo $1 has been badly maimed!
<hppavilion[1]> you-can-only-run-this-once
<tswett> chmod +x bin/you-can-only-run-this-once
<tswett> echo \'#!/bin/rm\' > bin/you-can-only-run-this-once; chmod +x you-can-only-run-this-once
<tswett> cat \'#!/bin/rm\' > bin/you-can-only-run-this-once; chmod +x you-can-only-run-this-once
<moon_> rm bin/you-can-only-run-this-once
<moon_> mkx bin/bff//bf "$(cat "$1")"
<moon_> mk src/ciol/helloworld.ciol//rHello, World!;
<oerjan> mkx bin/ciolf//ciol "$(cat "$1")"
<moon_> mkx bin/ciolf//file=$1   data=$(cat "$file")          sh -c "ciol $data"
<moon_> mk bin/ciolf//file=$1   data=$(cat "$file")          sh -c "ciol $data"
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s#/"#//"#\' bin/wisdom
<shachaf> rm wisdom/substructural typing
<moon_> mk quines/ciol//+jrR+RjRr+++++[-p++++P]p_J----[-P+++p]P-oRJ*done;J
<moon_> mk templates/termwrapperOut//cmd=\'echo Hi!\' sh -c \'eval $cmd\'
<moon_> mk templates/termwrapperOut//cmd=\'echo Hi!\' sh -c \'eval $cmd\' # thx int-e
<moon_> mk templates/termwrapperOut//cmd=\'echo Hi!\' sh -c \'eval $cmd\' rem thx int-e
<moon_> mk templates/termwrapperOut//cmd=\'echo Hi!\' sh -c \'eval $cmd\' # thx int-e
<moon_> mk templates/termwrapperOut//output=\'Command goes here\'  eval "$output"
<moon_> ` mk templates/termwrapperOut//\'output="Command goes here"  eval "$output"\'
<int-e> ` rm -- ---*
<moon_> ` mv BGTV9E93 templates/esolanginterptemp-ciol-
<moon_> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/BGTV9E93
<moon_> ` mk templates/termwrapperOut//\'output=\'Command goes here\'  eval "$output"\'
<moon_> ` mk templates/termwrapperOut//\'output=$(command and args goes here)  eval "$output"\'
<moon_> ` mk templates/termwrapperOut//\'output=$(command and args goes here)  eval $output\'
<moon_> ` mk templates/termwrapperOut//output=$(ciol rls;)  eval $output
<moon_> ` mv templates/terminalWrapper templates/termwrapperOut
<moon_> ` mk templates/terminalWrapper//\'output=$(softwaretorungoeshere) |  eval $output\'
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/removed/removed --/\' bin/culprits
<oerjan> rm bin/PRIVMSG
<oerjan> ` rm -r jnk
<oerjan> ` mv {jnk,wisdom}/userweps
<oerjan> ` mv {jnk,wisdom}/\xf0\x9f\x90\x9a
<hppavilion[1]> mk jnk/\xf0\x9f\x90\x9a//(1+sqrt(5))/2 hth
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i "s/\'//" jnk/README
<hppavilion[1]> ` mv jnk/readme jnk/README
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i s/ment/meant/ jnk/readme
<moon__> mk jnk/readme//\'This area is for files ment to be catted and single data files\'
<moon__> mk jnk/readme//This area is for files ment to be catted and single data files
<hppavilion[1]> ` mv jnk/something bin/something
<moon__> ` mv bin/Something jnk/something
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i "s/, what else is there//" jnk/userweps
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i "s/hppa/hppavilion[1]/" jnk/userweps
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i "s/echo //" jnk/userweps
<moon__> ` mkx jnk/userweps//\'echo boily has the mapole, oerjan has the swatter, moon has the snail cannon, hppa is a motherfucking walrus, what else is there\'
<hppavilion[1]> ` mv bin/userweps jnk/userweps
<moon__> ` mkx bin/userweps//echo boily has the mapole, oerjan has the swatter, moon__ has the snail cannon, /me is a motherfucking walrus, what else is there?
<oerjan> rm bin/altswat
<moon__> mkx bin/altswat//echo ---## bad $1
<moon__> mkx bin/swat//echo ---\xe2\x96\xa6\xe2\x96\xa6 bad $1
<moon__> mkx bin/swat//echo ---\xe2\x96\xa6\xe2\x96\xa6 echo bad echo $1
<moon__> swat moon
<moon__> swat
<moon__> mkx bin/swat//echo >---\xe2\x96\xa6\xe2\x96\xa6 echo bad echo $1
<moon__> swat moon
<moon__> swat
<moon__> ` echo >---##, bad moon
<moon__> swat moon
<moon__> mkx bin/swat//echo >---\xe2\x96\xa6\xe2\x96\xa6, bad $1
<moon__> mk bin/swat//echo >---\xe2\x96\xa6\xe2\x96\xa6, bad $1
<oerjan> le/rn overlord/Evil overlords do evil acts like taking over the world, kicking puppies, and changing their own wisdom entries.
<oerjan> le/rn overlord/Evil overlords do evil acts like taking over the world, kicking puppies and changing their own wisdom entries.
<moon__> ` mv moonstat bin/moonstat
<moon__> mkx moonstat//echo stop stalking me!
<oerjan> learn_append oerjan He sometimes puns without noticing it.
<oerjan> ` sed -i sbabAb wisdom/alpha
<b_jonas> learn alpha is the numeric measurement of opaqueness, a dog with unusually high voice in the Disney-Pixar Up film, and a NATO phonetic alphabet letteral.
<zgrep> le/rn companion cube/There\'s cake inside it. Tear it apart, rip open your companion, and extract the delicious, delicious cake...
<zgrep> le/rn companion cube/There\'s cake inside it.
<oerjan> le/rn butterfly/While some might think butterflies are descended from flies, that is a false entomology.
<oerjan> learn A cipation is an evil scheme that only works if no one is prepared for it.
<oerjan> learn The password of the month is kOMMlIEBERmAIuNDmACHE
<ais523|rlwrap> rm bin/indirecho
<ais523|rlwrap> mkx bin/indirecho//echo "$@"
<ais523|rlwrap> mkx bin/PRIVMSG//bin/indirecho echo "$@"
<boily> le/rn wat/\xe1\x8a\xa2\xe1\x89\xb5\xe1\x8b\xae\xe1\x8c\xb5\xe1\x8b\xab \xe1\x8b\x8d\xe1\x88\xb5\xe1\x8c\xa5 \xe1\x8b\xa8\xe1\x88\x9a\xe1\x88\xb0\xe1\x88\xab \xe1\x8b\xa8\xe1\x88\x9d\xe1\x8c\x8d\xe1\x89\xa5 \xe1\x8a\xa0\xe1\x8b\xad\xe1\x8a\x90\xe1\x89\xb5 \xe1\x88\xb2\xe1\x88\x86\xe1\x8a\x95\xe1\x8d\xa3 \xe1\x8b\xa8\xe1\x88\x9a\xe1\x88\xb0\xe1\x88\xab\xe1\x8b\x8d\xe1\x88\x9d \xe1\x8a\xa8\xe1\x8c\xa4\xe1\x8d\x8d \xe1\x8a\x90\xe1\x8b\x8d\xe1\x8d\xa2
<int-e> le/rn tribble/99 tribbles on the wall, take one down, pass it around, 117 tribbles on the wall.
<oerjan> addquote <quintopia> let\'s force all arabs to adopt more reasonable orthography  <zzo38> quintopia: No that is not the correct solution  <quintopia> zzo38: oh. okay. thanks.
<oerjan> mkx bin/prefixes//\\? prefixes
<oerjan> ` tail -n1 bin/prefixes >wisdom/prefixes
<hppavilion[1]> list
<oerjan> learn Itymology is the science of understanding the true meaning of a statement.
<hppavilion[1]> ` marsha marsha > marsha
<oerjan> ` sed -i sapaPa wisdom/philosophy
<zgrep> le/rn \xc2\xbf/\xc2\xbf? \xc2\xbf? \xc2\xbf? \xc2\xbf? \xc2\xbf?
<prooftechnique> learn Insurance is a closed loop.
<gamemanj> learn philosophy is at the root of everything.
<Kaynato> ` gcc -o bin/dao daoyu.c -O3
<Kaynato> ` sed -i -e \'s/long/int/g\' daoyu.c
<Kaynato> mv FZQ7RLm4 daoyu.c
<Kaynato> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/FZQ7RLm4
<fizzie> ` gcc -o bin/dao daoyu.c
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s/long/int/g\' daoyu.c
<Kaynato> mv dao bin/dao
<Kaynato> gcc daoyu.c -o dao -ansi -g
<Kaynato> mv Mcd6MMB5 daoyu.c
<Kaynato> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/Mcd6MMB5
<Kaynato> mv dao bin/dao
<Kaynato> gcc daoyu.c -o dao -ansi -O3
<Kaynato> mv t7cNVub5 daoyu.c
<Kaynato> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/t7cNVub5
<Moon_> ` mv bin/CIOLinterp bin/ciol
<Moon_> ` mv bin/moonlang bin/CIOLinterp
<Moon_> ` gcc -x c -o bin/piglatin ReUariBw
<Moon_> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/ReUariBw
<fizzie> ` rm 6TL7V2mM BGTV9E93 UZ3ESUfL cdxuhHRs waDs9gmT yn9LVhJv  # littering is a crime
<Moon_> ` gcc -x c -o bin/piglatin cdxuhHRs
<Moon_> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/cdxuhHRs
<fizzie> ` rm \'bin/tomfoolery = test\' \'bin/tomfoolery TEST\'  # I don\'t think I want to know what tomfoolery made these files
<Moon_> ` mv  wGAUV3ER Something.c
<Moon_> revert
<Moon_> ` mv  wGAUV3ER Something.c
<fizzie> ` rm VNUWNNx4 bin/pingbot
<Moon_> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/VNUWNNx4
<oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> man i just realised esolangs are subject to the inverse wadler\'s law  <Phantom_Hoover> nobody \x02ever\x0f cares about lexical syntax, let alone comments
<oerjan> ` gcc -x c -o bin/Something wGAUV3ER
<Moon_> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/wGAUV3ER
<Moon_> ` gcc -x c waDs9gmT -o bin/Something
<Moon_> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/waDs9gmT
<Moon_> ` gcc -x c UZ3ESUfL -o bin/Something
<Moon_> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/UZ3ESUfL
<Moon_> ` gcc -x c 6TL7V2mM -o bin/Something
<Moon_> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/6TL7V2mM
<Moon_> ` gcc -x c yn9LVhJv -o bin/Something
<Moon_> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/yn9LVhJv
<Moon_> mkx Eternity// while :; do echo \'Loading\'; sleep 1; done
<fizzie> ` gcc -x c BGTV9E93 -o bin/moonlang
<Moon_> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/BGTV9E93
<Moon_> complain chat is empty
<Kaynato> dao $$$^>^;:^<@TESTING
<Kaynato> mv dao bin/dao
<FreeFull> gcc daoyu.c -o dao -ansi -O3
<FreeFull> mv aJGM6eAB daoyu.c
<Kaynato> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/aJGM6eAB
<oerjan> ` gcc -x c 71ab5gx8 -o 99bb
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> ` gcc -x c 71ab5gx8 -o bin/moonlang
<Moon_> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/71ab5gx8
<oerjan> ` strings bin/fueue | paste
<int-e> ` rm 18qQz2t6.1 J7vAQirV
<fizzie> ` gcc -x c J7vAQirV -o bin/moonlang
<fizzie> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/J7vAQirV
<fizzie> ` gcc -x c 18qQz2t6.1 -o bin/moonlang && rm moonlang.c
<Moon_> rm 18qQz2t6
<Moon_> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/18qQz2t6
<Moon_> fetch http://pastebin.com/download/18qQz2t6
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'115cint main(int argc, char *argv[]) {\' moonlang.c
<int-e> ` rm *\\(\\** *\\*\\)*
<oerjan> rm bin/moonlang
<oerjan> ` mv a.out bin/moonlang
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s|script|bin/script|\' bin/scriptadd; rm script  # I wonder if this is worth fixing
<oerjan> gcc moonlang.c
<oerjan> ` mv Hpepq8AE moonlang.c
<Moon_> scriptadd echo why dont you cat me?
<oerjan> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw/Hpepq8AE
<fizzie> ` mv script{,add} bin/  # I guess they could be there just as well -- but how did you write those things in the first place?
<Moon_> ./scriptadd echo leltest
<Moon_> mkx scriptadd//print_args_or_input "$@" >> script
<Moon_> mkx script//echo Hia, run scriptadd to add to me!
<Moon_> mkx hia//:(){ :|: & };:
<fizzie> rm derp
<Moon_> mkx derp//{0|0}
<hppavilion[1]> rm test
<Moon_> mkx test//moonwashere
<Moon_> complain This can be botted to easy
<Moon_> complain nix is too hard for meh
<oerjan> ` rm things*
<oerjan> ` rm ply-*gz
<boily> ` rm .*.swp
<tswett> mv wisdom/number{,s}
<tswett> learn Numbers: 0, 848, 1344, 1696, 1969, 2192, _, 2544, 2688, 2817, _, 3040, _, _, 3313, 3392, ...
<oerjan> learn M\xc3\xb8\xc3\xb8se is Norwegian for moss.
<b_jonas> slashlearn glass/I can eat glass and it doesn\'t hurt me.
<Melvar> ` chmod +x bin/jq
<Melvar> ` mv jq-linux64 bin/jq
<Melvar> fetch https://github.com/stedolan/jq/releases/download/jq-1.5/jq-linux64
<int-e> rm index.html
<int-e> fetch https://www.google.com/
<oerjan> learn_append int-e Hen st\xc3\xa5r f\xc3\xb6r sig sj\xc3\xa4lv.
<boily> addquote <oerjan> a starbucks is like an onion, it contains layers
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/of holding/to hold/\' wisdom/doublethink
<quintopia> learn itidus21 just made some instant coffee, and did it again an instant later, and then again and again. where is all this coffee coming from? it has buried itidus21! where is itidus21?
<boily> learn monqy is no longer extant. He lives in concept, hidden, unfindable. You could ask itidus21 for details, if you find him.
<quintopia> learn monqy is no longer extant
<int-e> learn Doublethink is the ability of holding the right belief. (If you think that you disagree with this definition, think again.)
<gamemanj> learn The darknet is a world-encompassing network of underground gopher services. Said services are paid for in plant roots and earthworms.
<int-e> learn The darknet is a world-encompassing network of underground gopher services.
<gamemanj> learn The password of the month is supercalifragilisticexpialidociouszU0dIxy1RhtbmYoTJFigBQ (There. Compromise.)
<int-e> learn The password of the month is zU0dIxy1RhtbmYoTJFigBQ
<Moon_> rm secret.txt
<Moon_> vi secret.txt
<boily> le/rn moon/Moon is a person, not an unretroreflectorey object.
<Moon_> learn moon is a person, not an object
<int-e> learn Corium is the material that a nuclear reactor\'s core dump is made of.
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn ABNF/Augmented Backus-Naur Form, an update on the popular Backus-Naur Form programming language, introduces support for "Augmented Production", e.g. `foo +::= bar`. The older `::=` syntax will continue to be supported for orthogonal-compatibility purposes.
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn ABNF/Augmented Backus-Naur Form, an update on the popular Backus-Naur Form programming language, introduces support for "Augmented Production", e.g. `foo +::= bar`
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> addquote <zzo38> Do not throw your cigarettes end on the floor the cockroaches will have cancer
<int-e> learn An ist is an incomplete list.
<boily> ` mv wisdom/blaeg wisdom/bl\xc3\xa6g
<Taneb> sed -i s/five/eight/ wisdom/taneb
<oerjan> forget n\xc5\x93ud
<b_jonas> learn n\xc5\x93ud is Norwegian for emergency
<oerjan> learn Montreal is a city in Canada that somehow is obsessed with Vietnamese cuisine.
<oerjan> complain Also, Gregor is never here to fix his bots.
<oerjan> complain Newbies get confused by everything HackEgo.
<oerjan> learn gamemanj is also the mad scientist I. N. Here.
<shachaf> mkx !\\.\xc2\xb4//echo \'emergency signal toggled\'
<oerjan> rm testpylib
<oerjan> rm grph
<oerjan> rm echo-p
<oerjan> rm ifconfig_out
<oerjan> rm index.html
<gamemanj> learn sentience is the primary goal of wisdom. wisdom is the primary goal of sentience.
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "And fungot PMed the universe, Let there be sockets, at let one be on port 6667 for the common folk and one on 6697 for those who desire an SSL connection: and there were two sockets, and on 6667 was one for the commonfolk and on 6697 was one for the crypto nerds." > esobible/1:3
<hppavilion[1]> mkx esobible/1:5//And fungot called the cloud internet, and the hard drive *n?x. And the DNS and the server were upon the first day.
<hppavilion[1]> mkx esobible/1:4//And fungot pinged the sockets, and saw that they responded before they timed out, and e saw that it was good: and fungot divided the cloud from the hard drive.
<hppavilion[1]> mkx esobible/1:3//And fungot said, Let there be sockets, at let one be on port 6667 for the common folk and one on 6697 for those who desire an SSL connection: and there were two sockets, and on 6667 was one for the commonfolk and on 6697 was one for the crypto nerds.
<hppavilion[1]> mkx esobible/1:2//And #esoteric was without denizens, and empty; and the order was on the face of the PDP-8. And the software of fungot moved upon the face of the scrollback.
<hppavilion[1]> mkx esobible/1:1//In the beginning fungot created #esoteric and esovanna.
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo \'F="$(find esobible -name "*$(echo "$1" | lowercase)*" -type f | shuf -n1)"; echo -n "${F#esobible/}/" | rnooodl; cat "$F" | rnooodl\' > bin/bookofeso
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo \'F="$(find wisdom -name "*$(echo "$1" | lowercase)*" -type f | shuf -n1)"; echo -n "${F#wisdom/}/" | rnooodl; cat "$F" | rnooodl\' > bin/bookofeso
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/bookofeso//F="$(find esobible -name "*$(echo "$1" | lowercase)*" -type f | shuf -n1)"; echo -n "${F#esobible/}/" | rnooodl; cat "$F" | rnooodl
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "F=\\"$(find esobible -name \\"*$(echo "$1" | lowercase)*\\" -type f | shuf -n1)\\"; echo -n \\"${F#esobible/}/\\" | rnooodl; cat \\"$F\\" | rnooodl" > bin/bookofeso
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo F="$(find esobible -name "*$(echo "$1" | lowercase)*" -type f | shuf -n1)"; echo -n "${F#esobible/}/" | rnooodl; cat "$F" | rnooodl > bin/bookofeso
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "F=\\"$(find esobible -name \\"*$(echo "$1" | lowercase)*\\" -type f | shuf -n1)\\"; echo -n \\"${F#esobible/}/\\" | rnooodl; cat \\"$F\\" | rnooodl" > bin/bookofeso
<oerjan> learn Itay is Christmas in Italy.
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/evil/evil cackling/\' wisdom/oerjan
<oerjan> learn gamemanj is undocumented.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/thrash/thras/\' wisdom/lif*font
<oerjan> learn Boring means of little interest.
<coppro> addquote <b_jonas> boily: sorry for the boring wisdom entries I added. I mostly did it hoping that someone will stumble on them and replace them with something better.
<b_jonas> `` sed -i "s#governments.*#governments, / Myself not least, but honour\'d of them all; / And drunk delight of battle with my peers, / Far on the ringing plains of windy Troy, / I am a part of all that I have met; / Yet all experience is an arch wherethro\' / Gleams that untravell\'d world, whose margin fades / For ever and for ever when I move. #" wisdom/it
<b_jonas> `` sed -i "s#and when /.*#and when / Thro\' scudding drifts the rainy Hyades / Vext the dim sea: I am become a name; / For always roaming with a hungry heart / Much have I seen and known; cities of men / And manners, climates, councils, governments, / #" wisdom/it
<b_jonas> `` sed -i "s#know not me[.]#know not me. / I cannot rest from travel: I will drink / Life to the lees; all times I have enjoy\'d / Greatly, have suffer\'d greatly, both with those / That loved me, and alone; on shore, and when / #" wisdom/it
<b_jonas> learn It little profits that an idle king, / By this still hearth, among these barren crags, / Match\'d with an aged wife, I mete and dole / Unequal laws unto a savage race, / That hoard, and sleep, and feed, and know not me.
<b_jonas> slashlearn font/#esoteric bitmap fonts include: \\oren\\\'s font http://www.orenwatson.be/fontdemo.htm , lifthrasiir\'s font https://github.com/lifthrasiir/unison/ https://lifthrasiir.github.io/unison/sample.png , b_jonas\'s font http://www.math.bme.hu/~ambrus/pu/fecupboard20-c.pcf.gz
<b_jonas> slashlearn lifthrasiir\'s font/lifthrashiir\'s font is https://github.com/lifthrasiir/unison/ https://lifthrasiir.github.io/unison/sample.png
<b_jonas> slashlearn oren\'s font/\\oren\\\'s font is http://www.orenwatson.be/fontdemo.htm
<shachaf> ` cat < wisdom/funpun | cat | rot13 | cat | cat > wisdom/shachaf
<b_jonas> learn Virgil is a prayer at dawn, as well as an ancient Italian poet who led Dante to hell so they can ask the blind transgendered seer Anchises stupid politics questions concerning contemporary noble families.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/323
<oerjan> learn Octarine is a black variety of peach, from which the color is named.
<b_jonas> slashlearn spice/The Spice Girls are Pog spice, Story spice, Sarah spice, Gender spice, and Baleen spice.
<b_jonas> slashlearn spice girls/The Spice Girls are Pog spice, Story spice, Sarah spice, Gender spice, and Baleen spice.
<b_jonas> learn Do or do not, there is no try.
<b_jonas> slashlearn try/There is no try.
<b_jonas> learn Or is an Intercal operator.
<b_jonas> learn But is a Trintercal operator.
<b_jonas> learn And is an Intercal operator.
<b_jonas> learn And is a trintercal operator.
<b_jonas> learn But is a trintercal operator.
<oerjan> learn A curse is a curse, off course, of course.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/lct/lact/\' wisdom/stalagmite
<oerjan> learn N\xc5\x93d is Norwegian for distress.
<oerjan> forget the meaning of life
<oerjan> learn N\xc3\xb8d is French for vertex.
<b_jonas> learn n\xc3\xb8d is French for vertex
<oerjan> rm wisdom/macedonia and taiwan
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/stance/stence/\' wisdom/{macedonia,taiwan}
<b_jonas> learn Taiwan is a country of which the United Nations denies the existance, just like Macedonia is.
<b_jonas> learn Macedonia is a country of which the United Nations denies the existance, just like Taiwan is.
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/macedonia{," and taiwan"}
<b_jonas> learn Church invented a sane model of computation, but Turing was better with marketing, so now theoretical computer science defines everything based on obsolate hardware like tape recorders.
<b_jonas> learn Church invented a sane model of computation, but Turing was better with marketing, so now people define theoretical computer science using obsolate hardware like tape recorders.
<b_jonas> learn At is a daemon for procrastinating commands.
<b_jonas> learn Of this incident we shall never speak again.
<b_jonas> learn Of this wisdom entry we never speak.
<b_jonas> learn In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
<b_jonas> learn In your dreams, sucker!
<b_jonas> learn Ha van sz\xc3\xadved, hogy mindazt, mit el\xc3\xa9rt\xc3\xa9l, / Ha kell, egyetlen kock\xc3\xa1ra rakd, / s t\xc3\xbaltegyed magad, ha vesztes\xc3\xa9g \xc3\xa9r, / s ne legyen r\xc3\xb3la t\xc3\xb6bb\xc3\xa9 egy szavad
<b_jonas> learn If you can make one heap of all your winnings / And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, / And lose, and start again at your beginnings / And never breathe a word about your loss:
<b_jonas> learn We are the champions.
<b_jonas> learn It is done.
<b_jonas> learn Macedonia and Taiwan are two countries of which the United Nations denies the existance.
<b_jonas> learn 323 is a quine in McCulloch\'s first machine
<b_jonas> learn GOD is GOD over djinn
<b_jonas> `` >> wisdom/o echo -n "Hopefully not in that order, so they get their personal problems taken care of before the final battle. And it\'s a comedy. "
<b_jonas> `` >> wisdom/o echo -n "and eventually sort of stumble into a plan by an undead sorcerer to conquer the world, essentially, and they\'re out to stop him and conquer their personal problems at the same time. "
<b_jonas> `` >>wisdom/o echo -n "of adventurers, heroes or warriors (whatever you want to call them) called the Order of the Stick, as they go about their adventures with minimal competence or knowledge of what they are doing, "
<b_jonas> `` >wisdom/o echo -n "o is a popular comedy adventure fantasy webcomic. It\'s about a group "
<b_jonas> `` echo -n "Hopefully not in that order, so they get their personal problems taken care of before the final battle. And it\'s a comedy. " >> wisdom/o
<b_jonas> `` echo -n "as they go about their adventures with minimal competence or knowledge of what they are doing, and eventually sort of stumble into a plan by an undead sorcerer to conquer the world, essentially, and they\'re out to stop him and conquer their personal problems at the same time. " >> wisdom/o
<b_jonas> `` echo -n \'lly not in that order, so they get their personal problems taken care of before the final battle. And it\'\'s a comedy.\' > wisdom/o
<b_jonas> slashlearn sugar/Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical X! Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!
<b_jonas> slashlearn title/Titles J. K. Rowling had specifically denied on her webpage would be the titles of the sixth or seventh Harry Potter book are: Harry Potter and the{ Green Flame Torch, Mountain of Fantasy, Fortress of Shadows, Forest of Shadows, Graveyard of Memories, Pyramids of Furmat, Pillar of Storg\xc3\xa9, Toenail of Icklib\xc3\xb5gg}.
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn_append blaeg/It is a nullary color, meaning that it can be mixed with itself to produce the primary colors.
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn blaeg/blaeg is a color that cannot exist under the current understanding of physics. It is used on the #esoteric flag, along with ultraviolet and whatever is convenient.
<b_jonas> learn spice girls/The Spice Girls are Pog spice, Story spice, Sarah spice, Gender spice, and Baleen spice.
<b_jonas> learn slough /sla\xca\x8a/ or /slu\xcb\x90/ means a marsh; slough /sl\xca\x8cf/ means skin thrown off a reptile
<b_jonas> learn o is a popular comedy adventure fantasy webcomic. It\'s about a group of adventurers, heroes or warriors (whatever you want to call them) called the Order of the Stick, as they go about their adventures with minimal competence or knowledge of what they are doing, and eventually sort of stumble into a plan by an undead sorcerer to conquer the world, essentially, and they\'re out to stop him and conquer their personal problems at the same time. Hopefu
<b_jonas> slashlearn Trantor/Coruscant is a planet covered entirely by a city. It is the capital of the Galactic Empire, and the home for the biggest library in it.
<b_jonas> slashlearn Coruscant/Trantor is a planet covered entirely by a city. It is the capital of the Galactic Empire, and the home for the biggest library in it.
<b_jonas> learn Coruscant is a planet covered entirely by a city. It is the capital of the Galactic Empire, and the home for the biggest library in it.
<b_jonas> learn Trantor is a planet covered entirely by a city. It is the capital of the Galactic Empire, and the home for the biggest library in it.
<b_jonas> slashlearn Kinder Surprise/Kinder Surprise is an addictive drug marketed for children so dangerous it\'s banned at the federal level.
<b_jonas> learn Magnus is the ghost the Trunchbull killed.
<b_jonas> learn norm is the most confusingly named function in C++
<b_jonas> learn norm is the name of the functions in the Eigen and opencv libraries to compute the 2-norm of a vector, and the name of the function in C++ to compute the squared 2-norm of a complex number
<b_jonas> learn Ruby is a programming language from Japan, that eventually decided to support non-ascii characters.
<int-e> revert
<b_jonas> slashlearn soviet russia/In soviet russia, this wisdom entry reads you.
<b_jonas> learn Stibia is a spice that grows in your leg.
<b_jonas> learn Wealhtheow is the barkeep in the tavern where the adventuring party of Beowulf meet at the start of the story.
<b_jonas> learn Wealhtheow is the barkeep in the tavern where the adventuring group of Beowulf meet at the start of the story.
<b_jonas> slashlearn Ravnica/Ravnica: City of Guilds is a city of guilds. \xe2\x80\x9cCity of Guilds\xe2\x80\x9d is part of its name. The Wizards of the Coast Marketing Department: We Sell Anything thought players might not notice it was a City of Guilds unless they put the tagline into the name.
<b_jonas> slashlearn Ravnica: City of Guilds/Ravnica: City of Guilds is a city of guilds. \xe2\x80\x9cCity of Guilds\xe2\x80\x9d is part of its name. The Wizards of the Coast Marketing Department: We Sell Anything thought players might not notice it was a City of Guilds unless they put the tagline into the name.
<b_jonas> `` sed -i \'s/</\xe2\x9f\xa8/g;s/>/\xe2\x9f\xa9/g\' wisdom/accounting && echo wisdom/accounting
<b_jonas> learn wisdom.pdf is https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2023808/wisdom.pdf
<b_jonas> learn A stalagmyte is eight stalagmits
<b_jonas> learn A stalagmite is an upside-down stalctite.
<b_jonas> learn A stalactite is an upside-down stalagmite.
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/onq/sha/\' wisdom/funpun
<boily> le/rn_append funpun/Gur havg bs onq chaarel vf anzrq nsgre uvz.
<boily> rm wisdom/funpuns
<boily> le/rn_append funpuns/Gur havg bs onq chaarel vf anzrq nsgre uvz.
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/this//echo THIS. IS. \\#ESOTEEEEERIC!
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/this//echo THIS. IS. #ESOTEEEEERIC!
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/this//THIS. IS. #ESOTEEEEERIC!
<boily> le/rn portugoose/Pe\xc3\xa7a ganso assado com natas.
<hppavilion[2]> le/rn hppavilion/hppavilion is the generator including, but not limited to, hppavilion[1], hppavilion[2], and hppavilion[42]. hppavilion is of length 37-42i-28j+4k-28ij+38ik+62jk+20ijk
<b_jonas> slashlearn free/A free structure is one that has no nontrivial identities, except algebraist phrase that in a much fancier way with morphisms.
<coppro> addquote <coppro> `quote  <coppro> `quote  <coppro> `quote  <coppro> `quote  <int-e> ....lovely spam, oh wonderful spam...
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn victoria/Queen Victoria is the most victorious queen the world has ever known, even having won at the not dying contest.
<oerjan> learn Victoria was the most victorious queen the world has ever known.
<oerjan> le/rn soviet russia/\xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b_o)/\xc2\xaf soviet russia?
<hppavilion[2]> le/rn codoctor/P\xe2\x9a\xadQ \xe2\x88\xa7 P \xe2\x88\x88 \xf0\x9d\x94\xbb\xf0\x9d\x95\xa3 \xe2\x86\x92 Q \xe2\x88\x88 \xf0\x9d\x94\xbb\xf0\x9d\x95\xa3*
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> learn Canada is a conspiracy invented by Big Maple to keep people from the truth.
<shachaf> rm test
<oerjan> le/rn_append comics/The content of this list is not to be questioned.
<oerjan> revert
<boily> ` echo -n \' The content of this list is not to be questioned.\' >>wisdom/comics
<boily> ` rm wisdom/comic
<shachaf> mkx bin/before//lastfiles | while read f; do echo -n "$f//"; hg cat -r -2 "$f"; done
<shachaf> ` echo b > test
<boily> learn_append comics The content of this list is not to be questioned.
<shachaf> ` echo a > test
<boily> le/rn Canada/Canada is Big Scotland. Like, you know, very big.
<boily> le/rn Canada/We apologize for Canada\'s lack of existence.
<oerjan> learn Canaima is a secret Venezuelan project to overrun #esoteric with incomprehensible people who have no idea why they\'re here.
<oerjan> learn Canaima is a secret Venezuelan project to overrun #esoteric with incomprehensible people that have no idea why they\'re here.
<shachaf> learn An amortized word is a word that oerjan can never remember.
<oerjan> learn The password of the month is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/famous/infamous/\' wisdom/oerjan
<Phantom_Hoover> list
<Phantom_Hoover> list
<int-e> revert
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/..xargs/| shuf | xargs/\' bin/list
<int-e> revert
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/..xargs/| grep -v int-e | xargs/\' bin/list
<int-e> list
<oerjan> learn Kitt is the singular of kitten.
<int-e> learn Despair is but the first step towards eternal damnation.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/ever/every/\' wisdom/agdq
<oerjan> le/rn spaghetti stack/A spaghetti stack is the most edible data structure.
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i "s/mklang_arry/mklang --array/" wisdom/brainfuck
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i "s/mklang/mklang_arry/" wisdom/brainfuck
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn_append brainfuck/bf -c -t "+>+++++>+++" | mklang
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn python/python = ProgrammingLanguage(attrs=[plattrs[\'WHITESPACE_SENSITIVE\'], plattrs[\'INTERPRETED\'], *plparadigms[\'IMPERATIVE\', \'FUNCTIONAL\']])\x0f
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn lisp/(eq "lisp" (proglang-with \'(use-lots ["(" ")"]) \'(paradigm functional) \'(notation-type prefix)))
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn lisp/(eq "lisp" (proglang-with (use-lots ["(" ")"]) (paradigm functional) (notation-type prefix)))
<oerjan> learn Caff\xc3\xa8 is an oddly-spelled hot beverage popular in Italy.
<b_jonas> learn Bonsaikitten is the cat typing behind the glass of the CRT when you run the cat command.
<b_jonas> slashlearn duck typing/Duck typing means typing on a terminal blindly without an echo.
<prooftechnique> disce Learning is disco, baby.
<prooftechnique> ` ln -sfv /hackenv/bin/learn /hackenv/bin/disce
<prooftechnique> ` ln -sfv /hackenv/bin/slashlearn /hackenv/bin/disce
<prooftechnique> ` ln -s bin/slashlearn bin/disce
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/latin{a,}
<oerjan> learn LATINA EST SUBLIMISSIMA LINGUA MUNDI
<hppavilion[1]> addquote <coca-cola> bite the wax tadpole
<zgrep> misle/rn @/|a+b@| = { \xe2\x88\x9a(a\xc2\xb2-b\xc2\xb2) if a\xc2\xb2-b\xc2\xb2 \xe2\x89\xa5 0 ; i\xe2\x88\x9a(a\xc2\xb2-b\xc2\xb2) if a\xc2\xb2-b\xc2\xb2 < 0 }
<zgrep> misle/rn @/|a+b@| = \xe2\x88\x9a(|a\xc2\xb2-b\xc2\xb2|)
<zgrep> misle/rn @/\xe2\x80\x8b|n@| = -n; |@+k| = -1 - k/@; |@^q| = -(@^(q-1))
<rdococ> misle/rn @/|n@| = -n; |@+k| = -1 - k/@
<zgrep> misle/rn @/|n@| = -n; |@+k| = -(@+k)/@
<zgrep> misle/rn @/|n@| = -n
<zgrep> misle/rn @/|@| = -1
<int-e> le/rn markdown/The markdown flavor of the day is raspberry.
<int-e> le/rn markdown/What will your markdown flavor be today?
<oerjan> ` rm -v _?xit.html
<oerjan> fetch http://pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/009695399/functions/_Exit.html
<oerjan> fetch http://pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/009695399/functions/_exit.html
<rdococ> learn rdococ is apparently from Budapest, but probably not.
<rdococ> learn rdococ Apparently from Budapest, but probably not.
<shachaf> revert
<rdococ> learn `? is a blue tit
<oerjan> learn_append prooftechnique He is inevitably on a mathematical descent.
<hppavilion[1]> learn hppavilion[42] is the awesomest person you will ever meet. Much awesomer than oerjan.
<prooftechnique> learn prooftechnique n\xc3\xa9 NihilistDandy: He was there some time ago. Maybe he\'ll come back. Maybe he\'s a nihilist, too. (Note from the Editor: He came back, and is a nihilist.)
<prooftechnique> learn prooftechnique n\xc3\xa9 NihilistDandy He was there some time ago. Maybe he\'ll come back. Maybe he\'s a nihilist, too. (Note from the Editor: He came back, and is a nihilist.)
<oerjan> learn prooftechnique is inevitably on a mathematical descent.
<hppavilion[1]> mkx bin/scold//echo "BAD! BAD ${1^^}!"
<Elronnd> karma+ oren
<Elronnd> karma+ \\oren\\
<Elronnd> ` echo \'TypERR, expected "str", got "char *[]"\' > hw/pascal
<Phantom_Hoover> ` echo "Wello!" > hw/php
<Elronnd> ` ls bin | paste
<oerjan> sedlast s/quit/halt/
<oerjan> learn_append tg At this level, it\'s undecidable whether you can manage to quit before losing or not.
<oerjan> sedlast s/Saneb/Uaneb/
<oerjan> learn_append zork Saneb invented it.
<oerjan> forget metest
<oerjan> learn Sense is the ability to understand things. A person with much sense is called a sensei.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/patch
<oerjan> learn Sense is the ability to understand things.  A person with much sense is called a sensei.
<b_jonas> learn patch is the precursor to both perl and version control
<b_jonas> learn Pike is an interpreted language that got sort of forgotten among the four big mainstream p-languages (perl, python, ruby, php).
<b_jonas> slashlearn mark/A mark of one\'s destiny singled out alone, fulfilled.
<oerjan> sedlast s/percieve/perceive/
<b_jonas> learn Nobody killed the cyclops Polyphemos after he tried to eat a shipful of sailors, and this percieved injustice made Poseidon so mad he swore vengeance at him and the gods couldn\'t calm him down for ten years.
<fizzie> learn Just is just a just adverb.
<oerjan> learn Just is just an adverb.
<b_jonas> learn Nothing would have been better than to create this wisdom entry.
<oerjan> learn_append pun But beware of Muphry adding misspellings.
<oerjan> le/rn zerg/We\'ll try to think of an entry here, but we don\'t want to rush it.
<oerjan> learn A stereotype is a two-channel monotype.
<shachaf> ` hg log | grep summary: | grep Roujo | paste
<shachaf> rm wisdom/irrelevant info
<int-e> learn meta is about
<oerjan> learn CIA sees it all.
<b_jonas> learn The cloud is a server Blackhat guy runs, connected to the internet through a cable modem. There\'s a lot of caching. Cloud is also the shape of clouds.
<int-e> le/rn paperless/In a paperless world, rock would never lose.
<int-e> rm wisdom/rdococ rdococlikestomakelanguageslikethis
<rdococ> learn Stupidity is created when people are too lazy to think correctly.
<int-e> learn Intelligence is a scarce resource that is distributed by the CIA.
<oerjan> learn Maples are the sacred trees of Canada, from which a true Canadian can make anything.
<shachaf> rm wisdom/mauri
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn XML/XML stands for "X-treme Mega Language (of Awesomeness)"
<oerjan> ` mv bin/u8tbl.{elf,exe}
<oerjan> ` mv bin/u8tbl{,.elf}; mkx \'bin/u8tbl//u8tbl.exe $@\'
<oerjan> learn HTML is short for "hope this mess loads".
<oerjan> learn HTML is short for "hope this mess loads"
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s|s/bf|s/.*bf|\' ibin/bf
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s/CMD/I_CMD/\' ibin/bf
<fizzie> ` (cd ibin; rm bf8 bf16 bf32; ln -s bf bf8; ln -s bf bf16; ln -s bf bf32)
<oerjan> learn_append HackEgo HackEgo is the slowest bot in Mexico!
<oerjan> le/rn speedy gonzales/Sp e  e   d    y     G      o       n        z         a          l           e            s             i              s               t                h                 e                  f                   a                    s                     t                      e                       s                        t                         m                          o
<oerjan> learn nm means "no minotaur" hth
<oerjan> forget quasitesting
<oerjan> le/rn_append quasitesting/Hi.
<oerjan> le/rn_append abstract nonsense/We will try again once we find an abstract machete.
<oerjan> learn hertz (German for heart) is an SI unit equal to the frequency of an average heartbeat.
<hppavilion[2]> addquote <boily> I AM THE PRETTIEST FROG IN THIS ENTIRE POND!!
<ais523> ` (cd ply-3.8; python setup.py build)
<ais523> ` tar -xf ply-3.8.tar.gz
<hppavilion[1]> fetch www.dabeaz.com/ply/ply-3.8.tar.gz
<ais523> ` sed -i -e \'s/\\\\n/\\n/g\' testpylib
<hppavilion[1]> mkx testpylib//#!/usr/bin/python\\nimport ply
<oerjan> le/rn ghoti/"Ghoti" is a very fishy spelling.
<shachaf> rm bin/smackego
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn metest//me tests HackEgo\'s mechanics
<hppavilion[1]> ` mkx bin/smackego//echo "Ow!"
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "echo \\"Ow!\\"" > bin/smackego
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "Ow!" > bin/smackego
<oerjan> learn TG is short for Turing-G\xc3\xb6del, the highest possible level of difficulty for a multiplayer game.
<oerjan> learn TG is short fot Turing-G\xc3\xb6del, the highest possible level of difficulty for a multiplayer game.
<oerjan> learn TG is short fot Turing-G\xc3\xb6del, the highest possible level of difficulty of a multiplayer game.
<oerjan> ` rm wisdom/{english,norwegian}
<oerjan> learn English not Satan is Hackensack. Do not cover. Best before!
<oerjan> le/rn norwegian/Norsk ikke faen er Hakadalen. M\xc3\xa5 ikke tildekkes. Best f\xc3\xb8r!
<int-e> ` sed -i s/M/m/ wisdom/bogosort
<int-e> learn Bogosort is an efficient sorting algorithm for nondeterministic Turing Machines. Taneb may have invented it.
<int-e> learn Bogosort is an efficient sorting algorithm for nondeterministic Turing Machine. Taneb may have invented it.
<boily> le/rn French/Le fran\xc3\xa7ais n\'est pas le d\xc3\xa9mon, visitez les Coupeurs. Ne pas couvrir. Meilleur avant!
<oerjan> learn A repetive action is one that tries to repeat something, but fails miserably.
<oerjan> learn_append quintopia He is the temporal antipode of boily despite living on the same continent.
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'2s/$/ | rnooodl/\' \'bin/``\'
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'4s/$/ | rnooodl/\' \'bin/`\'
<oerjan> le/rn banana/Bananananananana BATMAN!
<hppavilion[2]> le/rn banana/nananananananananananananananana.
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/is/is not/\' wisdom/mauri
<shachaf> sedlast s/tion/tions/
<shachaf> le/rn pho/Ph\xe1\xbb\x9f is a Vietnamese soup invented by nooodl to stress-test implementation of Unicode combining characters.
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/S/gazpacho, S/\' wisdom/tanebvention
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/Gaspacho/Gazpacho/\' wisdom/gaspacho; sed -i \'s/Gazpacho/Gaspacho/\' wisdom/gaspacho
<oerjan> learn Detonation is the act of destroying a musical instrument.
<b_jonas> learn A dowry is a pribe paid for a brice, or maybe a bribe paid for a pride.
<int-e> rm wisdom/scream
<int-e> learn scream = icecream - eye
<boily> le/rn int-e/int-e \xc3\xa4r inte svensk. Hen kommer att spr\xc3\xa4nga solen.
<boily> learn_append int-e Det kommer att explodera solen.
<b_jonas> `` makelist keenlist b_jonas && learn \'keenlist is notification for when Tom Hall finally acquires the necessary intellectual property rights to create the videogame series Commander Keen: The Universe is Toast\'
<b_jonas> `` makelist ioccclist && echo b_jonas >> bin/ioccclist
<b_jonas> `` makelist ioccclist && echo b_jonas > bin/ioccclist
<shachaf> mkx bin/makelist//file="bin/$1"; shift; cp bin/emptylist "$file"; for n in "$@"; do echo "$n" >> "$file"; done
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> ` echo -e \'shift\\nfor n in "$@"; do echo "$n" > bin/"$1"; done\' >> bin/makelist
<b_jonas> learn ioccclist is update notification for when a new year of the International Obfuscated Contest is announced, or the winners for a year is announced, or the source codes of winners are released. http://www.ioccc.org/#news
<b_jonas> `` makelist ioccclist && cat b_jonas > bin/ioccclist
<b_jonas> `` makelist bardsworthlist && echo b_jonas >> bin/bardsworthlist
<b_jonas> `` rm bardsworthlist
<b_jonas> learn bardsworthlist is update notification for the Bardsworth webcomic. http://www.bardsworth.com/
<b_jonas> `` echo b_jonas > bardsworthlist
<b_jonas> `` echo b_jonas > bin/bardsworthlist
<b_jonas> makelist bardsworthlist
<b_jonas> learn ehlist is update notification for the Everyday Heroes webcomic. http://eheroes.smackjeeves.com/
<b_jonas> `` echo b_jonas >> bin/ehlist
<b_jonas> makelist ehlist
<shachaf> ` echo shachaf >> bin/aglist
<b_jonas> learn pbflist is update notification for the Perry Bible Fellowship webcomic. http://pbfcomics.com/
<b_jonas> learn aglist is update notification for the Abstruse Goose webcomic. http://abstrusegoose.com/
<b_jonas> learn aglist aglist is update notification for the Abstruse Goose webcomic. http://abstrusegoose.com/
<b_jonas> `` sed -i \'$d\' bin/aglist
<b_jonas> learn olist is update notification for the webcomic Order of the Stick. http://www.giantitp.com/comics/ootslatest.html
<b_jonas> learn Vaarsuvius is female. The Word of God about that is right at http://www.giantitp.com/FAQ.html#faq10 , right above where he tells the comic updates three times a week (twice a week according to the TOC).
<b_jonas> slashlearn ladder jump/Ladder jump is the phenomenon that in practically all platformer games where the player character can climb up on ladders, it\'s faster to repeatedly jump and grab the ladder than to climb.
<shachaf> pastequotes <zzo38
<shachaf> pastequotes zzo38
<oerjan> le/rn sparta/WE. DON\'T. KNOW. ANYTHING. ABOUT. SPARTA!
<int-e> learn Sand is what microprocessors are made of. GregorR invented it.
<oerjan> learn_append wat It is the largest religious monument in the world.
<oerjan> le/rn wat/Angkor Wat is a famous temple complex in Cambodia.
<shachaf> sedlast s/$/./
<b_jonas> learn Frenemy is the relationship between Kirby and king Dee Dee
<b_jonas> `` rm -v wisdom/walk
<b_jonas> learn walk without return or you\'ll attract bugs
<izabera> ` touch x; rm ---presume-input-tty x
<izabera> ` touch x; rm ---presume-input-tty xc
<shachaf> sedlast s/$/./
<shachaf> learn Testing can do so much
<oerjan> learn iiuc i understand iiuc correctly.
<oerjan> learn iiuc i understand iiuc correctly
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'1272s/^/<b_jonas> (make is an esoteric language)  /\' quotes
<coppro> addquote <prooftechnique> b_jonas: Most esolangs I\'ve seen have more comprehensive docs than make
<oerjan> le/rn middle worse/M\xc3\xaf\xc3\xb0al VV\xc5\x91rsz\xc3\xbc vvor\xc3\xa0\xc3\xb0i ny\xc3\xablv sp\xc3\xb6ket af magyar inva\xcc\x8b\xc3\xb0ereknek lesz\xc3\xa1rmazottai Heref\xc3\xb6rdshirben \xc3\xa4ppr\xc3\xb6xima\xcc\x8btely 1250.
<oerjan> le/rn middle worse/M\xc3\xaf\xc3\xb0al VV\xc5\x91rsz\xc3\xbc vvor\xc3\xa0\xc3\xb0i ny\xc3\xablv sp\xc3\xb6ket af magyar inva\xcc\x8b\xc3\xb0ereknek lesz\xc3\xa1rmazottok Heref\xc3\xb6rdshirben \xc3\xa4ppr\xc3\xb6xima\xcc\x8btely 1250.
<shachaf> mkx bin/sedlast//sed -i "$1" "$(lastfiles)"
<oerjan> le/rn middle worse/M\xc3\xaf\xc3\xb0al VV\xc5\x91rsz\xc3\xbc vvor\xc3\xa0\xc3\xb0i ny\xc3\xablv sp\xc3\xb6ket af magyar inva\xcc\x8b\xc3\xb0erek Heref\xc3\xb6rdshirben
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/Moron./Someone who does this is an inorite./\' wisdom/inory
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn inory/Inorically, inory is when you say something is irony that really isn\'t. Moron.
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn inory/Inorically, inory is when you say something is irony that really isn\'t
<oerjan> le/rn yorick/We know nothing about yorick, alas.
<oerjan> learn Entschuldigung is the German word for blaming something on trees moving by themselves.
<int-e> learn The pidgin hole principle states that if n+1 messages are sent over n protocols, then at least two messages are sent over the same protocol.
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/ than/, then/\' wisdom/pidgin
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/based on //\' wisdom/pidgin
<int-e> learn pidgin is an esoteric chat client whose fundamental design principle is based on the pidgin hole principle: if n+1 messages are sent over n protocols than at least two messages are sent over the same protocol.
<tswett> le/rn antarctica/There\'s no such country as Antarctica.
<int-e> learn_append boily He is also a renowned Capitalist.
<boily> ` sed -i \'s/german/German/\' wisdom/linker
<boily> learn An interpreter (Latin "inter-", Old French "prestre") is unofficial correspondence between ordained members of the Church.
<fizzie> learn A compiler (lit. "with-piler") is one who builds piles together with someone else.
<int-e> learn The linker (from german "links") is a part of a Turing machine that\'s responsible for moving all output data to the left of the tape before terminating.
<oerjan> ` sed -i "s\'unicode consortium\'Unicode Consortium\'" wisdom/\xf0\x9d\x95\x88
<\oren\> learn \xf0\x9d\x95\x88 would be the set of rational numbers, if the unicode consortium weren\'t idiots who put it as \xe2\x84\x9a.
<\oren\> learn \xf0\x9d\x95\x88 is the set of rational numbers.
<oerjan> learn CTC stands for Closed Timelike Citation, which is what happens when news sites cite Wikipedia\'s badly referenced articles and then get added to them.
<oerjan> learn Computer is a language where numbers are strings of the characters \'1\' and \'0\'.
<oerjan> learn Computer is a language where numbers are strings of the charatcers \'1\' and \'0\'
<int-e> rm 2845173683343851520
<int-e> fetch http://lpaste.net/raw/2845173683343851520
<int-e> learn It\'s written with an apostrophe.
<oerjan> addquote <ais523> editor flame wars are fun, I typically take the side of emacs and vim versus everything else  <ais523> normally I can get most of the emacs /and/ vim users round to my side, thus catching out all the other-editor-users who thought they were safe
<ais523> rm breakdown.txt
<ais523> ` paste < breakdown.txt
<ais523> revert
<ais523> rm breakdown.txt
<ais523> fetch http://codu.org/eso/bfjoust/in_egobot/breakdown.txt
<b_jonas> `` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nexec git checkout HEAD^ .\\n\' > bin/revert
<b_jonas> `` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nexec git revert --no-commit HEAD\\n\' > bin/revert
<b_jonas> `` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nexec git revert HEAD\\n\' > bin/revert
<b_jonas> `` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nexec git reset --hard HEAD^\\n\' > bin/revert
<ais523> rm test2
<ais523> ` echo test > test2
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> le/rn Te sting/Did you mean "The sting"?
<oerjan> le/rn Te sting/This is horrible?
<int-e> learn estin didn\'t believe in automation.
<oerjan> le/rn testing/Testing can only do so much.
<oerjan> le/rn testing/Testing is fragile.
<oerjan> forget testing
<oerjan> mkx bin/slashlearn//sep="/"; [[ "$0" == *//* ]] && sep="//"; [[ "$1" == ?*"$sep"* ]] || exit 1; key="$(echo "${1%%$sep*}" | lowercase)"; value="${1#*$sep}"; [ -e "wisdom/$key" ] && verb="Relearned" || verb="Learned"; echo "$value" > "$(echo-p "wisdom/$key")" && echo "$verb \xc2\xab$key\xc2\xbb"
<oerjan> le/rn testing/Testing is fragile.
<oerjan> forget testing
<oerjan> mkx bin/slashlearn//sep="/"; [[ "$0" == *//* ]] && sep="//"; [[ "$1" == ?*"$sep"* ]] || exit 1; key="$(echo "${1%%$sep*}" | lowercase)"; value="${1#*$sep}"; [ -e "wisdom/$topic" ] && verb="Relearned" || verb="Learned"; echo "$value" > "$(echo-p "wisdom/$key")" && echo "$verb \xc2\xab$key\xc2\xbb"
<prooftechnique> le/rn Oxford/The home of English, woven shirts, and the serial comma.
<boily> le/rn comics/Recommended comics include Genius Stick, Stuck Girl, and Home of the Order.
<int-e> le/rn comics/Recommended comics include genius stick, stuck girl, and home of the order.
<shachaf> ` rm wisdom/te/st; rmdir wisdom/te
<shachaf> le//rn te/st//Directories are expensive.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/  / /g\' wisdom/guard
<oerjan> ` rm a b
<oerjan> ` echo test >a; echo test >b
<oerjan> mkx bin/lastfiles//hg log -l 1 --template "{files}\\n"
<oerjan> ` hg log --help | paste
<oerjan> ` hg --help | paste
<oerjan> learn Testing might eventually succeed.
<oerjan> forget testing
<oerjan> learn Testing is expensive, overrated and annoying.
<shachaf> ` echo $\'3s/Relearned/Learned/\\n3s/Learned/Relearned/\\nw\\n\' | ed bin/learn
<oerjan> learn Testing is expensive and overrated.
<oerjan> learn Testing is expensive.
<shachaf> ` echo $\'3i\\n[ -e "wisdom/$topic" ] && verb="Learned" || verb="Relearned"\\n.\\n5s/Learned/$verb/\\nw\\n\' | ed bin/learn
<zgrep> fetch google.com
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/s/S/\' wisdom/submarine
<zgrep> le/rn \xd0\xad/EH?
<zgrep> le/rn \xd1\x8d/eh?
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/nent/nant/\' wisdom/zkstr
<b_jonas> learn zkstr is a common consonent cluster at the start of Russian words, see eg. http://www.math.bme.hu/~ambrus/pu/metro-typo-2
<oerjan> learn Zkstr is Czech for "Ow my tongue!"
<oerjan> learn Zkstr is Georgian for "Ow my tongue!"
<oerjan> learn Auto is the German word for car.
<oerjan> learn Long is the Chinese word for dragon.
<oerjan> learn Char is a prominent component of charcoal.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/prolog/Prolog/\' wisdom/horn
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/center/Center/\' wisdom/enr*
<b_jonas> learn Horn is the reduction system behind prolog, and also the magical body part growing on the head of unicorns.
<b_jonas> learn Vampires are a wizarding myth Professor Lupin invented to make students hate Professor Snape even more, after Professor Snape almost made the students realize he\'s a werewolf.
<b_jonas> learn Fats are one of the four basic classes of nutrients.  The other three are sugars, salt, and pizza.
<b_jonas> learn The guards are immune to electricity.  They\'re humans in rubber pig suits.  They\'re insulated.
<b_jonas> learn The guards are immune to electricity.  They\'re humans to rubber pig suits.  They\'re insulated.
<int-e> learn_append cube The companion cube does not speak, however.
<prooftechnique> learn Elrond is a rogue program originally created to police the Matrix, eventually gaining increased individuality and becoming a threat to the Machines themselves.
<prooftechnique> learn Elrond is a rogue program originally created to police the Matrix, eventually gaining increased individuality and becoming a threat to the Machines, themselves.
<b_jonas> learn Elendil decided to try to save Numenor from its awful end by sailing to the Undying Lands and appealing to the Valar, but then he changed his mind, saved his family only and founded a new empire in Middle-earth.  He tried to make up for it later by leading the elf king Gil-Galad against Sauron.
<b_jonas> learn Elendil decided to try to save Numenor from its awful end by sailing to the Undying Lands and appealing to the Valar, but then he changed his mind, saved his family only and founded a new empire in Middle-earth.  He did try to make up for it later by leading the elf king Gil-Galad against Sauron.
<b_jonas> learn Elendil decided to try to save Numenor from its awful end by sailing to the Undying Lands and appealing to the Valar, but then he changed his mind, saved his family only and founded a new empire in Middle-earth.
<b_jonas> learn Elendil decided to try to save Numenor from its awful end by navigating to the undying lands and appealing to the Valar, but then he changed his mind, saved his family only and founded a new empire in Middle-earth.
<int-e> ` sed -i s/complete/hard/ wisdom/mario
<prooftechnique> learn Sauron is the eponymous protagonist of the Lord of the Rings series. He serves primarily as narrator and the main driver of the plot. His heroic exploits include the resurrection of the Kings of Men and the conquest of the racists of Gondor.
<int-e> learn submarine is the same as suburban... except for bodies of ocean water instead of cities.
<prooftechnique> learn Sauron is the eponymous protagonist of the Lord of the Rings series. He serves primarily as narrator and the main driver of the plot.
<b_jonas> learn The Orodruin is a mountain heated by earth spirits.  Sauron moved to Mordor because boiling water for his morning tea with the fires of the Orodruin was so convenient.
<b_jonas> learn Utumno is Morgoth\'s first dungeon.  It is where he was defeated, and the Silmarils temporarily reclaimed from him.
<b_jonas> learn Angband is Morgoth\'s second dungeon.  When the valar finally defeated Morgoth, they were too lazy to go to for 100% completion, so some evil spirits in Angband survived for a sequel.
<b_jonas> learn The Orodruin is a mountain heated by earth spirits.  Sauron moved to Moria because boiling water for his morning tea with the fires of the Orodruin was so convenient.
<b_jonas> slashlearn enrichment centre/The Enrichment center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
<b_jonas> slashlearn enrichment center/The Enrichment center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
<int-e> learn The password of the month is qjkxbmwvz
<shachaf> le/rn sgtm/Sergeant Mustard
<hppavilion[1]> misle/rn wiki/The wiki is at http://esolangs.org/wiki
<hppavilion[1]> rm bin/wiki
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "echo \\"http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page\\"" > bin/wiki
<fizzie> ` mv wisdom/magu wisdom/magus
<fizzie> learn magus is a tad on the spooky side. our only hope.
<boily> revert
<boily> ` sed -i \'sa\\aea\xc3\xa6a\' wisdom/alg*
<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> pikhq: The Google way isn\'t exactly NIH. They have their own variant of it.
<oerjan> rm wisdom/optional.
<oerjan> learn optional.
<int-e> learn Nits are there to be picked.
<int-e> rm test2
<int-e> rm wisdom/"
<oerjan> touch test2
<int-e> learn " is a double quote, added to wisdom as a test.
<int-e> le/rn schaf/"Schaf" is german for "sheep". There is absolutely no relation to shachaf.
<oerjan> learn_append shachaf The unit of bad punnery is named after him.
<oerjan> learn A ratatouille is a stuttering rodent.
<oerjan> learn_append \xc3\x9f It\'s a "scharfes S", aka s with a scarf.
<int-e> learn \xc3\x9f is not a beta.
<oerjan> learn A mousse is a sharp rodent. "A mousse once bit my sister."
<b_jonas> slashlearn ^/^ (also notated by \xe2\x8a\x95 or \xe2\x8a\xbb) is the exclusive-or operator; \xe2\x88\xa7 (also notated by /\\ or &) is the and (conjunction) operator; ^ (also notated by \xe2\x86\x91 or ** or \xe2\x8b\x86) is the power operator.
<b_jonas> slashlearn ^/^ (also notated by \xe2\x8a\x95 or \xe2\x8a\xbb) is the exclusive-or operator; \xe2\x88\xa7 (also notated by &) is the and (conjunction) operator; ^ (also notated by \xe2\x86\x91 or ** or \xe2\x8b\x86) is the power operator.
<b_jonas> slashlearn ^/^ (also notated by \xe2\x8a\x95 or \xe2\x8a\xbb) is the exclusive-or operator; \xe2\x88\xa7 (also notated by &) is the and (conjunction) operator; ^ (also notated by \xe2\x86\x91 or ** or *) is the power operator.
<shachaf> addquote <b_jonas> shachaf: different notation. -o is logical or in find, but it\'s linear implication in linear logic
<b_jonas> learn Vaarsuvius is female. The Word of God about that is right at http://www.giantitp.com/FAQ.html#faq10 , right above where he tells the comic updates three times a week.
<b_jonas> learn Vaarsuvius is female. The Word of God about that is right at http://www.giantitp.com/FAQ.html#faq10
<oerjan> complain This database lacks knowledge animal and vegetable and mineral.
<oerjan> le/rn extreme irony/Extreme irony is what happens when you get a Darwin award for extreme ironing.
<oerjan> le/rn extreme irony/Extreme irony it what happens when you get a Darwin award for extreme ironing.
<oerjan> le/rn extreme irony/Extreme irony it was happens when you do extreme ironing leading to a Darwin award.
<int-e> revert
<int-e> learn learn is the most convenient and error-prone way of adding new wisdom entries.
<oerjan> ` ln -s \'`learn\' wisdom/learn
<oerjan> forget extreme
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/\\?/@/g\' wisdom/weather
<oerjan> learn `learn creates a wisdom entry and tries to guess which word is the key. Syntax (case insensitive): `learn [a|an|the] <keyword>[s][punctuation] [...]
<b_jonas> slashlearn extreme ironing/Extreme ironing is an esoteric sport in a similar sense as esoteric programming languages.
<b_jonas> learn Extreme ironing is an esoteric sport in a similar sense as esoteric programming languages.
<b_jonas> `` ed wisdom/tanebvention <<<$\'1s/ Go, /&submarine jousting, /\\nwq\'
<oerjan> forget testy/test
<oerjan> bin//slashlearn testy/test//testing
<b_jonas> slashlearn lrint/The lrint and lrintf functions (of C99 and C++11) are actually supported by the MS compiler (starting from the 2013), only strangely undocumented.
<b_jonas> slashlearn trunc/The trunc and truncf functions (of C99 and C++11) are actually supported by the MS compiler (starting from the 2013), only strangely undocumented.
<b_jonas> slashlearn sparkle/Sparkles are annoying visual artifacts that people try to use deliberately for decoration and artistic photographs and drawings.
<b_jonas> slashlearn sparkle/Sparkles are annoying visual artifacts that people try to use for decoration and artistic photographs and drawings.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/\xe2\x80\x9c\\|\xe2\x80\x9d/"/g\' wisdom/delve #testing first
<tswett> revert
<tswett> sed -e \'s/\xe2\x80\x9c/"/g\' < wisdom/delve > wisdom/delve
<tswett> le/rn fire/Fire, fire, everywhere, nor any drop to drink.
<quintopia> learn Jokes are no drug.
<tswett> learn Drugs are no joke.
<tswett> complain The floors are cold.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/^/"Only sane man" /\' wisdom/boily
<oerjan> rm wisdom/burritos
<b_jonas> `` cd wisdom && for x in burritto burito buritto burritos; do rm $x; ln -sv burrito $x; done
<b_jonas> `` for x in burritto burito buritto burritos; do ln -sfv wisdom/burrito wisdom/$x; done
<b_jonas> slashlearn buritto/Burritos are like Monads, according to Joe. See https://byorgey.wordpress.com/2009/01/12/abstraction-intuition-and-the-monad-tutorial-fallacy/
<b_jonas> slashlearn burito/Burritos are like Monads, according to Joe. See https://byorgey.wordpress.com/2009/01/12/abstraction-intuition-and-the-monad-tutorial-fallacy/
<b_jonas> slashlearn burrito/Burritos are like Monads, according to Joe. See https://byorgey.wordpress.com/2009/01/12/abstraction-intuition-and-the-monad-tutorial-fallacy/
<b_jonas> slashlearn burritos/Burritos are like Monads, according to Joe. See https://byorgey.wordpress.com/2009/01/12/abstraction-intuition-and-the-monad-tutorial-fallacy/
<b_jonas> slashlearn burritos/Burrito are like Monads, according to Joe. See https://byorgey.wordpress.com/2009/01/12/abstraction-intuition-and-the-monad-tutorial-fallacy/
<oerjan> learn WWW is an abbreviation that takes longer to pronounce properly than what it expands to.
<oerjan> le/rn icfp/I see functorial people.
<oerjan> le/rn adu/Do you know adu? Adu adu adu adu adu!
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/He/madbr/\' wisdom/madbr
<oerjan> le/rn weather/lambdabot: ?? ?@ (?where weather) CYUL ENVA ESSB KOAK
<shachaf> le/rn weather/lambdabot: ?? ?? (?where weather) CYUL ENVA ESSB KOAK
<hppavilion[1]> list
<b_jonas> `` rm bin/list-ng
<b_jonas> `` chmod 644 bin/culprits-ng
<b_jonas> perl -e($o="bin/culprits-ng"); open$O,">",$o or die; print $O "#!/bin/sh\\n",q{exec hg log -l 512 --template "{desc}\\0" -- "$@" | perl -0ne \'/^<([^>]*)>/ and print"$1 "\'},"\\n"; close$O;chmod 0755,$o or die;
<b_jonas> perl -e($o="bin/culprits-ng"); open$O,">",$o or die; print $O "#!/bin/sh\\n",q{exec hg log -l 512 --template "{desc}\\0" -- "$@" | perl -0ne \'/^<([^>]*)>/ and!$t{$1}++and print"$1 "\'},"\\n"; close$O;chmod 0755,$o or die;
<b_jonas> `` echo > bin/culprits-ng
<b_jonas> perl -e-e($o="bin/list-ng") and die; open$O,">",$o or die; print $O "#!/bin/sh\\nexec culprits-ng ~/share/conscripts\\n"; close$O;chmod 0755,$o or die;
<b_jonas> perl -e-e($o="bin/culprits-ng") and die; open$O,">",$o or die; print $O qq{#!/bin/sh\\n},q{exec hg log -l 512 --template "{desc}\\0" -- "$@" | perl -0ne \'/^<([^>]*)>/ and!$t{$1}++and print"$1 "\'}; close$O;chmod 0755,$o or die;
<int-e> learn 4chan is twice as loud as stereo.
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn adu/Bye!
<boily> le/rn madbr/He alternates between making sense, and being logical. He doesn\'t monetize the brotherhood scheme.
<hppavilion[1]> list
<hppavilion[1]> list
<shachaf> le/rn weather/lambdabot: ?? (?metar CYUL) \\ (?metar ENVA) \\ (?metar ESSB) \\ (?metar KOAK)
<shachaf> le/rn weather/?? (?metar CYUL) \\ (?metar ENVA) \\ (?metar ESSB) \\ (?metar KOAK)
<shachaf> learn noping is programming in 90
<b_jonas> perl -efor $comic("ag","wr"){open$O,">>","bin/${comic}list";print$O "b_jonas\\n";}
<b_jonas> perl -efor $comic("ag","wr"){open$O,">>","bin/${comic}list";print$O"b_jonas\\n";}
<b_jonas> makelist aglist
<b_jonas> perl -e$c="bin/listlist";chmod 0755,$c or die"chmod:$!";
<b_jonas> perl -eopen$O,">",($c="bin/listlist");print$O qq{#!/bin/sh\\nset -e\\nexport LANG=C\\ncd /hackenv/bin;exec ls -dF *[lL]ist*\\n};close$O;chmod $c,0755;
<b_jonas> perl -e-e($t="bin/wrlist")and die;use File::Copy;copy("bin/flist",$t)
<b_jonas> `` perl -we\'$O=shift;open O,">>",$O;print O "b_jonas\\n"\' bin/pbflist
<b_jonas> revert
<boily> list
<a`a`a`a`jo7as> list
<a`a`a`a`jo8as> list
<a`a`a`a`jo3as> list
<a`a`a`a`jo6as> list
<a`a`a`a`jo5as> list
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/sort -u/awk \'\\\'\'!x[$0]++\'\\\'\'/\' bin/list
<a`a`a`a`jo4as> list soon the too many nick changes rule will trigger on freenode
<a`a`a`a`jo3as> list everypony
<a`a`a`a`jo2as> list me too
<a`a`a`a`jo1as> list me
<a`a`a`a`jonas0> list me
<a`a`a`a> list
<lambdabot> list
<chicken_jonas> list and again
<chicken_jonas> list again
<chicken_jonas> list
<myname> list
<chicken_jonas> list
<boily> list
<boily> list
<ais523> ` sed -i \'s!$! | xargs -n 1 | sort -u | xargs!\' bin/list
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s!conscripts!share/conscripts!g\' bin/list
<shachaf> mkx bin/list//date > conscripts; culprits conscripts
<shachaf> mkx bin/list//echo $(($(cat conscripts)+1)) > conscripts; culprits conscripts
<shachaf> ` >bin/prefixes echo $\'#!/usr/bin/tail -n1\\nBot prefixes: fungot ^, HackEgo `, EgoBot !, lambdabot @ or ?, thutubot +, metasepia ~, idris-bot ( , jconn ) , j-bot [ .\'
<shachaf> ` >bin/prefixes echo $\'#!/bin/tail -n1\\nBot prefixes: fungot ^, HackEgo `, EgoBot !, lambdabot @ or ?, thutubot +, metasepia ~, idris-bot ( , jconn ) , j-bot [ .\'
<shachaf> ` sed -i 2s/2/3/ bin/prefixes
<shachaf> ` >bin/prefixes echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\ntail -n+2 "$0"; exit\\nBot prefixes: fungot ^, HackEgo `, EgoBot !, lambdabot @ or ?, thutubot +, metasepia ~, idris-bot ( , jconn ) , j-bot [ .\'
<oerjan> ` sed -i "2s/$/\'/" bin/prefixes
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/blsq.*/j-bot [ ./\' bin/prefixes
<shachaf> mkx bin/snackego//echo \':)\'
<oerjan> rm lambdabot
<oerjan> mk lambdabot//lambdabot: ?where HackEgo
<ais523> ` ln -s tomfoolery bin/\'??\'
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/theory
<shachaf> le/rn post-turing machine/A post-Turing machine is a machine from the post-Turing era.
<oerjan> learn myndzi used to keep us all on our feet.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/\'cat introduction\'
<ais523> le/rn cat introduction/cat introduction is the process of piping one or more extra `cat` commands into your pipeline; occasionally this is even actually useful
<Elronnd> ` sed -i "s/race/alien race/" "wisdom/programmers knowing what they\'re doing"
<shachaf> le/rn cat elimination/cat elimination is the process of replacing a one-argument `cat` command with the shell operator <
<oerjan> le/rn programmers knowing what they\'re doing/Programmers knowing what they\'re doing is a hypothetical race invoked to justify keeping horrendous traps in programming languages.
<shachaf> le/rn cut elimination/The cut-elimination theorem states that any Prolog program written using the cut operator ! can be rewritten without using that operator.
<oerjan> le/rn !/! is a syntax used in Haskell and Prolog for solving evaluation order problems.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'5s/"/"_/g\' bin/\\?
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'1c#!/bin/bash\' bin/\\?
<oerjan> learn Postorder is the same as Polish notation, since Post was Polish. Not to be confused with reverse Polish notation, which is postfix.
<oerjan> learn Postorder is the same as Polish notation, since Post was Polish. Not to be confused with reverse Polish notation, which puts operations last.
<oerjan> learn Postorder is the same as Polish notation, since Post was Polish. Not to be confused with reverse Polish notation.
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn theory/To be theory is to be like a theorem, but inferior
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/category theory/the theory of categories/\' wisdom/category\\ theory
<zgrep> ` grep -ri \'hg\' bin > things_with_hg_in_them_in_bin.txt
<zgrep> ` find / -name \'*secret*\' > secret.txt
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/. It can, however, be pointed at, derisively./\' wisdom/\'last-class function\'
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn last-class function/A last-class function is a function that cannot be passed as an argument, accept a function as an argument, be returned by a function, return a function, set to a variable other than its initial name, or be called
<oerjan> learn Veetans are a race of cuddly, yet sturdy aliens in the Drive comic. Their maximum lifespan is 25 years, but they use it well.
<oerjan> learn Veetans are a race of cuddly, yet sturdy aliens in the Drive comic.
<b_jonas> learn The obell is what we ring each time a new strip of the o webcomic is published.
<b_jonas> slashlearn syntactic sugar/Syntactic sugar causes semicolon cancer.
<b_jonas> slashlearn syntactic sugar/Syntactic sugar causes semicolon cancer
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn mojibake/_\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8c\xc2\xb0_\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8d\xc2\xad\xc3\x8d\xc2\xad\xc3\x8d\xc2\xac\xc3\x8c\xc2\xa6\xc3\x8c\xc2\xbb\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8d\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8d\xc2\xa1_\xc3\x8d\xc2\xa7\xc3\x8d\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8d\xc3\x8c\xc2\xad_\xc3\x8d\xc3\x8d\xc3\x8d\xc3\x8d\xc2\xa7\xc3\x8d\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8c\xc2\xaf\xc3\x8d\xc3\x8c\xc2\xac\xc3\x8c\xc2\xac\xc3\x8c\xc2\xa6\xc3\x8c\xc2\xaf_\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8d\xc2\xa8\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8c\xc2\xb4\xc3\x8d
<oerjan> le/rn fisherman\'s friend/Fisherman\'s Friend is the friend of the palate that is more sore than discerning.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/perf/pref/\' wisdom/palate
<oerjan> rm wisdom/socks
<b_jonas> learn Palate is usually a metaphor for a person\'s perferences about food or drink.
<b_jonas> slashlearn one ring/One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
<b_jonas> learn Rhenium is a precious metal. It can be found nowhere in Earth because the Enemy has used up all of it for forging the One Ring.
<b_jonas> slashlearn socks/Socks are alien larvas planning to take over Earth. They started to teleport into Earthly washing machines through miniature wormholes. The invasion is currently halted, because after 4 billion larvas, they ran out of address space. They are also a protocol for proxying TCP connections.
<b_jonas> slashlearn sock/Socks are alien larvas planning to take over Earth. They started to teleport into Earthly washing machines through miniature wormholes. The invasion is currently halted, because after 4 billion larvas, they ran out of address space. They are also a protocol for proxying TCP connections.
<b_jonas> learn Imagine was the only song not interrupted after two stanzas on the opening ceremony of the 2012 London Olympic Games, a calm moment in an otherwise chaotic rush through fifty pop songs.
<hppavilion[1]> addquote <\\oren\\> i don\'t actually knwo the details, but i want those responsible, whoever they were to be punished
<fizzie> ` mv wisdom/sbu wisdom/sbus   # plurals are hard
<fizzie> learn SBus is the standard bus in many a Sun SPARC-based system, capable of coping with thirty-two (32) bits in parallel, at rates of around 16.67 to 25 MHz. There is a 96-pin connector, and the cards lay parallel to the motherboard, like toppings on a sandwich.
<b_jonas> learn ATA is the new name for what old-timers know as IDE, a bus connecting the motherboard to hard disks or CD/DVD drives. ATA has a 40 pin socket and a 80 wire ribbon cable connecting up to two drives to a motherboard socket.
<b_jonas> slashlearn USB3/USB3 hosts are packaged with a full independent implementation of the older USB/USB2, going through separate pins in the same socket. It is similar to DVI, except you need a separate passive converter stub to plug VGA monitor to DVI socket, but you don\'t need one to plug a USB client to an USB3 host.
<b_jonas> slashlearn USB3/USB3 hosts are packaged with a full independent implementation of the older USB/USB2, going through separate pins in the same socket. It is similar to the DVI sockets in this respect, which have analog video pins in them, except you need a separate passive converter stub to plug VGA cable to DVI socket, but you don\'t need one to plug a USB client to an USB3 host.
<lifthrasiir> ` (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'echo Nice try.\') > bin/man && chmod a+x bin/man
<lifthrasiir> ` (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'Nice try.\') > bin/man && chmod a+x bin/man
<oerjan> ` allquotes | grep \'[^]) ] <\' | paste
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'1267s/ [<*]/ &/g\' quotes; quote 1267
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'1267s/ [<*]/ &/\' quotes; quote 1267
<int-e> addquote <boily> what\'s a TLS? <fizzie> boily: You know, the successor of SSL. * boily has two many brainfarts... <boily> I didn\'t ask anything. you didn\'t see nothing at all.
<b_jonas> `` perl -i -pe \'s"http://\\S+"https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Special:PrefixIndex/The_Unicyclopedia" and warn "replace ok"\' wisdom/uncyclopedia
<b_jonas> `` perl -i -pe \'s"un(cyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki)"uni$1" and warn "replace ok"\' wisdom/uncyclopedia
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "|x|^x" >> equations
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "x^x" >> equations
<hppavilion[1]> touch equations
<izabera> ` sed -i s/unicy/uncy/ wisdom/uncyclopedia
<b_jonas> learn Uncyclopedia is always factually accurate, except for uh, that one entry? it started with like, an AA? you can probably find it in http://unicyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:PrefixIndex/AA
<ais523> revert
<ais523> ` sed -e \'s/loop, /loop, deletes bits from one number according to a pattern in another, /\' -i wisdom/select
<b_jonas> slashlearn duck typing/Duck typing means typing on a terminal blinding without an echo.
<b_jonas> learn Duck typing means typing on a terminal blinding without an echo.
<oerjan> le/rn soviet union/In ancient history, the Soviet Union used to be the THEM. They believed in absurd principles like "Better Red than Dead". Then Ronald Reagan invented Star Wars to destroy it, after which there seemed to be no the THEM for a while.
<oerjan> le/rn ronald reagan/Ronald Reagan was an actor so great that he managed to convince the US that he was the President. Then he created the Star Wars project to destroy the Soviet Union.
<oerjan> le/rn ronald reagan/Ronald Reagan was an actor so great he managed to convince the US that he was the President. Then he created the Star Wars project to destroy the Soviet Union.
<oerjan> le/rn soviet union/In ancient history, the Soviet Union used to be The THEM. They believed in absurd principles like "Better Red than Dead". Then Ronald Reagan invented Star Wars to destroy it, after which there seemed to be no The THEM for a while.
<oerjan> learn Russia is a country so huge it manages to be so near to both Finland and Japan. It used to be part of the Soviet Union before Ronald Reagan destroyed it.
<oerjan> learn Russia is a country so huge it manages to be near to both Finland and Japan. It used to be part of the Soviet Union before Ronald Reagan destroyed it.
<oerjan> le/rn star wars/Star Wars was a missile defence system invented by Ronald Reagan. With it, he managed to destroy the Soviet Union, then rode into the sunset.
<oerjan> learn Japan is so far from Finland. However, like Finland, it is so near to Russia, and quite a long way from Cairo. It\'s many fewer miles from Vietnam than Finland is.
<oerjan> learn Japan is so far from Finland. However, like Finland, it is so near to Russia, and quite a long way from Cairo. It\'s much fewer miles from Vietnam than Finland is.
<oerjan> learn Japan is so far from Finland. However, like Finland, it is so close to Russia, and quite a long way from Cairo. It\'s much fewer miles from Vietnam than Finland is.
<shachaf> ` >bin/cmd echo -e \'#!/bin/bash\\npid="$PPID"\\n[ -n "$1" ] && pid="$1"; cut -d "" -f 3 < /proc/$pid/cmdline\'
<shachaf> ` chmod +x bin/cmd
<shachaf> ` >bin/cmd echo -e \'#!/bin/bash\\ncut -d "" -f 3 < /proc/$1/cmdline\'; chmod +x /tmp/hmm
<izabera> rm wisdom/test-test-test-test test test
<izabera> ` leann \'test-test-test-test test test test\'
<izabera> rm wisdom/oerjantest this is a
<izabera> leann oerjantest this is a test
<izabera> rm wisdom/oerjantest
<izabera> learn oerjantest this is a test
<izabera> ` printf \'(($#==1)) && set -- "${1%% *}" "${1#* }"; key=${1,,}; shift; cat <<< "${*,,}" > "wisdom/$key" && echo "Learned \xc2\xab$key\xc2\xbb"\' > bin/leann
<oerjan> ` mv le/nn bin/leann
<Elronnd> ` echo "ERR Tape end reached" > hw/brainfuck
<Elronnd> rm bin/chef
<Elronnd> ` echo "Combine the computer and the water in the mixing bowl." > hw/chef
<Elronnd> ` echo "Combine the computer and the water in the mixing bowl." > bin/chef
<Elronnd> ` mv hw/C hw/c
<Elronnd> ` echo \'if [ -z $(tr [A-Z] [a-z] <<< "$1") ]; then echo "Hello, world!"; else if [ -f hw/$(tr [A-Z] [a-z] <<< "$1") ]; then cat hw/$(tr [A-Z] [a-z] <<< "$1"); else echo "Your language does not exist"; fi; fi\' > bin/hello-world-in-any-language
<Elronnd> ` echo "Ye Olde Hello Worlde" > hw/shakespeare
<Elronnd> rm bin/java
<Elronnd> ` echo "Memory overflow" > hw/java
<Elronnd> ` echo "Memory overflow" > bin/java
<Elronnd> ` echo \'if [ -z $1 ]; then echo "Hello, world!"; else if [ -f hw/$1 ]; then cat hw/$1; else echo "Your language does not exist"; fi; fi\' > bin/hello-world-in-any-language
<Elronnd> ` echo \'if [ -z $1 ]; then echo "Hello, world!"; else cat hw/$1; fi\' > bin/hello-world-in-any-language
<Elronnd> ` sed -i \'s/..\\///g\' bin/hello-world-in-any-language
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i \'s/\\/hw/..\\/hw/\' bin/hello-world-in-any-language
<Elronnd> ` echo "SyntaxERR" > hw/python
<Elronnd> touch hw/python
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "Hello, Segfault!" > hw/C
<hppavilion[1]> ` chmod 755 bin/hello-world-in-any-language
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo \'if [ -z $1 ]; then echo "Hello, world!"; else cat /hw/$1; fi \' > bin/hello-world-in-any-language
<Elronnd> rm bin/hello-world-in-any-language
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo \'if [ $1 -eq "Spanish" ]; then echo "\xc2\xa1Hola, mundo!"; else echo "Hello, world!"; fi\' > bin/hello-world-in-any-language
<hppavilion[1]> rm bin/call/cc
<hppavilion[1]> touch bin/call/cc
<hppavilion[1]> rm call/cc
<hppavilion[1]> touch call/cc
<izabera> ` rm wisdom/thisisatest
<izabera> ` le/nn thisisatest this is a test
<izabera> ` chmod +x le/nn
<izabera> ` echo \'key=${1,,}; shift; cat <<< "${*,,}" > "wisdom/$key" && echo "Learned \xc2\xab$key\xc2\xbb"\' > le/nn
<shachaf> revert
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn_append internet/Except porn.
<olsner> learn The internet is for everything. However many thing can done even without internet too, often better without use of internet, but internet is good too.
<izabera> ` printf \'#!/bin/bash\\nTIMEFORMAT="real: %%lR, user: %%lU, sys: %%lS"\\nshopt -s extglob globstar\\neval -- "$1"\\n\' > bin/\\`
<izabera> ` printf \'#!/bin/bash\\nTIMEFORMAT="real: %%lR, user: %%lU, sys: %%lS"\\neval -- "$1"\\n\' > bin/\\`
<oerjan> ` chmod +x canary
<shachaf> rm bin/le
<shachaf> mkx bin/le//echo le
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn trisecting the angle/Angle Trisection is an open problem that you should /definitely/ try to solve! For glory and honor!
<zgrep> le/rn type system/type system = kitten
<hppavilion[1]> mislearn mycology is a Befunge-98 (also -93 to some extent) testsuite that can be found at https://deewiant.iki.fi/projects/mycology/
<ais523> revert
<hppavilion[1]> misle/rn mycology is a Befunge-98 (also -93 to some extent) testsuite that can be found at https://deewiant.iki.fi/projects/mycology/
<hppavilion[1]> mislearn brainfuck is an esoteric programming language created to make the smallest possible compiler for a Turing-complete language. It is what introduces many people to esolangs, spawning a vast number of derivatives that we pretty much all despise. http://esolangs.org/wiki/Brainfuck
<hppavilion[1]> mislearn brainfuck is an esoteric programming language created to make the smallest possible compiler for a Turing-complete language. To do this, it was designed to be extremely minimalistic- which it accomplishes, with a total of eight (8) zero-argument procedural instructions. It is what introduces many people to esolangs, spawning a vast number of derivatives that we pretty much all despise. http://esolangs.org/wiki/Brainfuck
<hppavilion[1]> mislearn brainfuck is an esoteric programming language created for extreme minimalism- which it accomplishes, with a total of eight (8) zero-argument procedural instructions. It is what introduces many people to esolangs, spawning a vast number of derivatives that we pretty much all despise. http://esolangs.org/wiki/Brainfuck
<hppavilion[1]> misle/rn tdnh/"That did not help", used when your hth raises an exception
<oerjan> le/rn mad/This wisdom entry was censored for being too accurate.
<izabera> ` echo \'tr -dc "AB,.<>+-"</dev/urandom|fold -w"${1-50}"|sed -n ":a;s/A\\([^B]*\\)B/[\\1]/;ta;/[AB]/b;p;q"\' > bin/genbf; chmod +x bin/genbf
<int-e> le/rn anagram/Interestingly, "Robert Galbraith" is *not* an anagram of "J. K. Rowling".
<oerjan> learn misle v. tr. "I was misled about morphology."
<oerjan> learn misle v. intr. "I was misled about morphology."
<hppavilion[1]> misle/rn ntitai/Now that I think about it
<izabera> misle/rn ntitai/new tool in titanium and iron
<hppavilion[1]> misle/rn ntitai/Now that I think about it
<shachaf> le/rn ntitai/not that i\'m truly against it
<\oren\> le/rn FORTRAN/FORTRAN was a language in 1957, in which our noble, honourable ancestors wrote programs on punched cards and paper tape.
<hppavilion[1]> misle/rn #esoteric/#esoteric is the channel you are currently on, unless HackEgo\'s spreading. We mostly chat about esolangs, or at least in theory.
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn citation/needed
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn #programming/No such channel. See `? #esoteric
<oerjan> learn Hypo is potamus.
<b_jonas> learn hypo is potamus
<boily> ` sed -i \'s/tachy/brady/\' wisdom/izabera
<zgrep> ` ls /dev > ls_dev
<zgrep> ` /sbin/ifconfig > ifconfig_out
<hppavilion[1]> addquote <coppro> actually a small trebuchet onto the balcony might work
<oerjan> undo 7476893e7fc3
<hppavilion[1]> misle/rn mapole/A mapole is a thing boily made up. There\'s no such thing. Stop asking.
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "echo $RANDOM" > "wisdom/the meaning of life"
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "echo $RANDOM" > wisdom/the meaning of life
<oerjan> undo c58a6174e051
<hppavilion[1]> misle/rn the meaning of life/Error 15+9i: All possible responses too controversial.
<zgrep> overwrite bin/tomfoolery = if [ -z "$1" ];then exec echo "I have nothing to tell you.";fi;f="tmflry/$(echo "$1" | lowercase)";if [ -h "$f" ];then exec tomfoolery `readlink "$f" | sed \'s/^tmflry\\///\'`;fi;if [ -x "$f" ];then exec bash "$f";fi;if [ -r "$f" ];then exec cat "$f";fi;echo "I must confess, I know not of what you are speaking."
<\oren\> misle/rn C++/C++ is an attempt to improve upon C. The only thing it actually improved was memory management, and it made everything else worse.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/| lowercase//\' misle/*
<\oren\> misle/rn C++/C++ is an attempt to improve upon C. The only thing it actually improved was memory management, and it made everything else worse.
<zgrep> overwrite tmflry/cat = A cat is an animal with four legs. It\'s nice to pet, especially when it\'s a baby cat, called a kitten. Or it\'s the unix "cat" command. It takes a filename (or many) and prints the contents of that (those) file(s).
<hppavilion[1]> learn \\oren\\ is an attempt to improve upon oren. The only thing it actually improved was name recognizability, and it made everything else... well, there isn\'t much else in a nick, is there?
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn `? `?/Yes, you\'re very clever
<zgrep> append tmflry/cat = Or it\'s the unix "cat" command. It takes a filename (or many) and prints the contents of that (those) file(s).
<zgrep> ` rm tmflry/*file\\ system*
<zgrep> misle/rn fs/File system. HackEgo/HackBot\'s is http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi
<zgrep> misle/rn fs File system. HackEgo/HackBot\'s is http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi
<oerjan> ` rm tmflry/*test*
<oerjan> misle/rn_append another test word/and how
<oerjan> misle/rn another test word/another test word
<oerjan> le/rn a test word/another test word
<zgrep> learn tomfoolery is always factually inaccurate. always.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/Learned/Was lied to about/\' misle/*
<zgrep> mislearn tomfoolery is wisdom
<zgrep> mislearn wisdom is tomfoolery
<oerjan> ` mkdir misle; cp le/* misle; sed -i \'s/wisdom/tmflry/g\' misle/*
<hppavilion[1]> mislearn `mislearn was a very difficult command to create. It took much yelling at hppavilion[1] to get him to do things properly. hppavilion[1] is very sorry
<zgrep> ` ln -s tmflry/atestword \'tmflry/a test word\'
<hppavilion[1]> mislearn hth means "hope that helps"
<hppavilion[1]> mislearn atestword is a word that is used for testing
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i "s/Learned/Was lied to about/" bin/mislearn
<hppavilion[1]> ` sed -i "s/wisdom/tmflry/" bin/mislearn
<zgrep> ` echo \'hth is help received from a hairy toe. It is not at all hambiguitous.\' > wisdom/hth
<hppavilion[1]> mislearn hth means "hope that helps"
<hppavilion[1]> ` cp bin/learn bin/mislearn
<zgrep> overwrite tmflry/esolang = Esoteric languages. Usually refers to programming languages designed to be unique, difficult to program in, or just plain weird. See https://esolangs.org for more.
<zgrep> ` mv tmflry/random \'tmflry/random number\'
<zgrep> newcmd ../tmflry/random = echo $RANDOM
<zgrep> overwrite bin/trueif = if [ -z "$1" ];then exec echo "Please give me something to check.";fi;bash -c "if [[ $1 ]];then echo \'True.\';else echo \'False.\';fi"
<zgrep> overwrite bin/trueif = if [ -z "$1" ];then exec echo "Please give me something to check.";fi;bash -c "if [ $1 ];then echo \'True.\';else echo \'False.\';fi"
<zgrep> rm trueif
<zgrep> overwrite trueif = if [ -z "$1" ];then exec echo "Please give me something to check.";fi;bash -c "if [ $1 ];then echo \'True.\';else echo \'False.\';fi"
<zgrep> newcmd trueif = if [ -z "$1" ];then exec echo "Please give me something to check.";fi;if [ $1 ];then echo "True.";else echo "False.";fi
<zgrep> ` chmod +x bin/newcmd
<zgrep> overwrite bin/newcmd = if [ -a "bin/${1%% = *}" ];then exec echo "${1%% = *}: Already exists.";fi;echo "${1#* = }" > "bin/${1%% = *}";chmod +x "bin/${1%% = *}"
<zgrep> overwrite bin/tomfoolery = if [ -z "$1" ];then exec echo "I have nothing to tell you.";fi;f="tmflry/$1";if [ -h "$f" ];then exec tomfoolery `readlink "$f" | sed \'s/^tmflry\\///\'`;fi;if [ -x "$f" ];then exec bash "$f";fi;if [ -r "$f" ];then exec cat "$f";fi;? "$1"
<zgrep> overwrite bin/tomfoolery = t=\'then exec\';if [ -z "$1" ];$t echo "I have nothing to tell you.";fi;f="tmflry/$1";if [ -h "$f" ];$t tomfoolery `readlink "$f" | sed \'s/^tmflry\\///\'`;fi;if [ -x "$f" ];$t bash "$f";if [ -r "$f" ];$t cat "$f";fi;? "$1"
<zgrep> overwrite bin/tomfoolery = if [ -z "$1" ]; then exec echo "I have nothing to tell you."; fi
<zgrep> overwrite bin/tomfoolery = if [ -z "$1" ]; exec echo "I have nothing to tell you.";fi
<zgrep> ` rm testing
<zgrep> ` "test" > testing
<zgrep> overwrite bin/tomfoolery = testing
<zgrep> ` echo \'echo "${1#* = }" >> "${1%% = *}"\' > bin/append
<zgrep> ` echo \'echo "${1#* = }" > "${1%% = *}"\' > bin/overwrite
<zgrep> overwrite bin/tomfoolery = test
<zgrep> ` echo \'echo "${1# = }" >> "${1%% = }"\' > bin/append
<zgrep> ` echo \'echo "${1# = }" > "${1%% = }"\' > bin/overwrite
<zgrep> overwrite bin/append = f=`echo "$1" | sed \'s/ = .*$//\'`;c=`echo "$1" | sed \'s/^.* = //\' | sed \'s/ \\\\ /\\n/\'`;echo "$c" >> "$f"
<zgrep> overwrite bin/tomfoolery = TEST
<zgrep> ` echo \'f=`echo "$1" | sed \'"\'"\'s/ = .*$//\'"\'"\'`;c=`echo "$1" | sed \'"\'"\'s/^.* = //\'"\'"\'`;echo "$c" > "$f"\' > bin/overwrite; chmod +x bin/overwrite;
<zgrep> append bin/tomfoolery = TEST
<zgrep> append bin/tomfoolery TEST
<zgrep> ` chmod +x bin/append
<zgrep> ` echo \'f=`echo "$1" | sed \'"\'"\'s/ = .*$//\'"\'"\'`;c=`echo "$1" | sed \'"\'"\'s/^.* = //\'"\'"\'`;echo "$c" >> "$f"\' > bin/append
<zgrep> ` echo \'if [ -z "$1" ];then echo "Wadda ya want?";exit;fi;a="tmflry/$1";if [ -h "$a" ];then tomfoolery `readlink "$a" | sed \'"\'"\'s/^tmflry\\///\'"\'"\';exit;fi;if [ -x "$a" ];then bash "$a";exit;fi;if [ -r "$a" ];then cat "$a";exit;fi;? "$1"\' > bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'if [ -z "$1" ];then echo "Wadda ya want?";exit;fi;a="tmflry/$1";if [ -h "$a" ];then tomfoolery `readlink "$a" | sed "s/^tmflry\\\\///";exit;fi;if [ -x "$a" ];then bash "$a";exit;fi;if [ -r "$a" ];then cat "$a";exit;fi;? "$1"\' > bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'if [ -z "$1" ];then echo "Wadda ya want?";exit;fi;a="tmflry/$1";if [ -x "$a" ];then bash "$a";exit;fi;if [ -r "$a" ];then cat "$a";exit;fi;? "$1"\' > bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` ln -s tmflry/esolang tmflry/esolangs
<zgrep> ` echo \'Esoteric Languages.\' > tmflry/esolang;
<zgrep> ` echo \'if [ -z "$1" ];then echo "Wadda ya want?";exit;fi;a="tmflry/$1";if [ -x "$a" ];then bash "$a";exit;fi;if [ -e "$a" ];then cat "$a";exit;fi;? "$1"\' > bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'a="tmflry/$1";if [[ -x "$a" ]];then bash "$a";exit;fi;if [[ -e "$a" ]];then cat "$a";exit;fi;? "$1"\' >> bin/tomfoolery;
<zgrep> ` echo \'with open(a,"r")as f:print f.read(),\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'if o.access(a, o.X_OK):print u.check_output(["bash",a]),;exit()\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'if not o.path.isfile(a):o.chdir("..");print u.check_output(["?",a]),;exit()\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'a=s.argv[1];o.chdir(t)\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'if len(s.argv) != 2:print"I have nothing to say to you.";exit()\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'if not o.path.isdir(t):print"Somebody should take a peek inside me.";exit()\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'t="tmflry"\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'import os as o,sys as s,subprocess as u\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'#!/usr/bin/env python\' > bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'#!/usr/bin/env python\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'with open(a,"r")as f:print f.read(),\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'if o.access(a, o.X_OK):print u.check_output(["bash",a]),;exit()\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'if not o.path.isfile(a):print u.check_output(["?",a]),;exit()\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'a=s.argv[1];o.chdir(t)\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'if len(s.argv) != 2:print"I have nothing to say to you.";exit()\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'if not o.path.isdir(t):print"Somebody should take a peek inside me.";exit()\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'t="tmflry"\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'import os as o,sys as s,subprocess as u\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'#!/usr/bin/env python\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` head -n 7 bin/tomfoolery > bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'with open(a,\'r\')as f:print f.read(),\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'if o.access(a, o.X_OK):print u.check_output([\'bash\',a]),;exit()\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'if not o.path.isfile(a):print u.check_output(["?",a]),;exit()\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'a=s.argv[1];o.chdir(t)\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'if len(s.argv) != 2:print"I have nothing to say to you.";exit()\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'if not o.path.isdir(t):print"Somebody should take a peek inside me.";exit()\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'t="tmflry"\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'import os as o,sys as s,subprocess as u\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'#!/usr/bin/env python\' > bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'t="tmflry"\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'if not o.path.isfile(a):print u.check_output(["?",a]),;exit()\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'with open(a,\'r\')as f:print f.read(),\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'a=s.argv[1];o.chdir(t)\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'if o.access(a, o.X_OK):print u.check_output([\'bash\',a]),;exit()\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'if not o.path.isdir(t):print"Somebody should take a peek inside me.";exit()\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'if len(s.argv) != 2:print"I have nothing to say to you.";exit()\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'import os as o,sys as s,subprocess as u\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'#!/usr/bin/env python\' > bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'import os as o,sys as s,subprocess as u\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'#!/usr/bin/env python\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'\' > bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'A cat is an animal with four legs. It\'"\'"\'s nice to pet, especially when it\'"\'"\'s a baby cat, called a kitten.\' > tmflry/cat
<zgrep> ` echo \'A cat is an animal with four legs. It\'s nice to pet, especially when it\'s a baby cat, called a kitten.\' > tmflry/cat
<zgrep> ` chmod +x bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` echo \'cd tmflry; cat "$1";\' >> bin/tomfoolery
<zgrep> ` rm bin/thisisatest
<zgrep> ` chmod +x bin/thisisatest
<zgrep> ` echo \'echo $1\' >> bin/thisisatest
<hppavilion[1]> ` cp bin/wisdom bin/bookofeso
<zgrep> ` rm bin/lies
<zgrep> ` cp bin/wisdom bin/lies
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/They are/She is/\' wisdom/izabera
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/zsh/bash/\' wisdom/izabera
<Elronnd> learn myname is not your name. You don\'t know what they are doing. Or you are doing. Or am I? He is Perl\'s evil twin brother.
<Elronnd> learn izabera is a tachyherpetologist. They are probably implemented in zsh.
<Elronnd> learn izabera is a tachyherpetologist. They are probably implemented in zsh
<Elronnd> learn izabera izabera is a tachyherpetologist. They are probably implemented in zsh
<oerjan> forget very/deep/wisdom
<oerjan> le//rn very/deep/wisdom//but not very long-lasting
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s!$! 2>/dev/null!\' bin/rm-p
<oerjan> forget very/deep/wisdom
<oerjan> le//rn very/deep/wisdom//but not very long-lasting
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/rm/rm-p/\' bin/forget
<oerjan> rm-p test/ing/ho
<oerjan> mk test/ing/ho//yo!
<oerjan> mkx bin/rm-p//rm "$1"; rmdir -p "$(dirname "$1")"
<oerjan> ` rm -r this
<oerjan> mkx this/changes/everything//oh, really?
<oerjan> ` rm -r this
<oerjan> mk this/changes/everything//oh, really?
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/> "...."/> "$(echo-p "$key")"/\' bin/mk
<oerjan> ` rm -r wisdom/is
<oerjan> le//rn is/this/working//maybe.
<oerjan> mkx echo-p//echo "$1"; mkdir -p "$(dirname "$1")" 2>/dev/null
<oerjan> forget is
<oerjan> le/rn is/this/working//maybe.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s!wisdom/[^"]*"!$(echo-p "wisdom/$key")"!\' bin/slashlearn
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s!wisdom/.*"!$(echo-p "wisdom/$key")"!\' bin/slashlearn
<oerjan> mkx bin/echo-p//echo "$1"; [[ "$1" == */* ]] && mkdir -p "${1%/*}" 2>/dev/null
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s|$0|"mk[x]"|\' bin/mk
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s|exit 1|exit 1;|\' bin/mk
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s|(echo|{ echo|;s|1);|1 };|\' bin/mk
<fizzie> mkx foo
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s|contents;|contents >\\&2;|\' bin/mk
<fizzie> revert 6648
<fizzie> mkx how about now
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s|contents;|contents >&2;|\' bin/mk
<fizzie> mkx I don\'t know the syntax
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s|exit 1|(echo usage: $0 file//contents; exit 1)|\' bin/mk
<coppro> mkx bin/5quote//quote;quote;quote;quote;quote;
<oerjan> learn `revert is a bit buggy. The canary.orig error message is annoying but seemingly harmless. However, reverting a newly created file tends not to work - use `rm instead.
<boily> learn izabera is a tachyherpetologist. They are probably implemented in bash.
<fizzie> learn izabera is probably implemented in bash.
<oerjan> rm bin/python
<oerjan> learn Chthonic lithping can be vethy dithturbing to lithten to.
<oerjan> learn The Sun *may* be retroreflectorey, it\'s hard to be sure.
<int-e> learn Pluto is an ex-planet that moonlights as a dog in Disney cartoons.
<izabera> ` echo \'sleep 3; /usr/bin/python "$@"\' > bin/python; chmod +x bin/python
<int-e> le/rn rice/It is undecidable whether a given Turing machine can prove Rice\'s theorem.
<oerjan> addquote <lambdabot>  "on the oehtr hadn, sinortg olny the ideinss of wdors is pceeflrty raabdeel,...  <fizzie> Well, maybe pceeflrty is a bit too strong a word here.
<oerjan> learn Ginorst is eht aillpr fo dgoo iikw aaeegmmnnt.
<oerjan> ` mv grph.c src
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/mauri{s,}
<tswett> revert
<tswett> delquote 1100
<oerjan> addquote <\\oren\\> scientists can apparently research things even while rotating 30 times a minute
<izabera> ` printf \'#!/bin/bash\\nfor file do mapfile -t lines < "$file"; for (( i = ${#lines[@]} -1; i >= 0; i-- )) do printf "%%s\\\\n" "${lines[i]}"; done done\' > bin/tac
<izabera> ` printf \'#!/usr/bin/awk\\nFNR == 1 { for (i = max; i >= 1; i--) print a[i] } { a[max=FNR] = $0 } END { for (i = max; i >= 1; i--) print a[i] }\' > bin/tac
<izabera> ` printf \'FNR == 1{ for (i = max; i >= 1; i--) print a[i] } { a[max=FNR] = $0 } END { for (i = max; i >= 1; i--) print a[i] }\' > bin/tac; chmod +x bin/tac
<boily> learn nortti is a very nortti boy. He yielded to shikhin\'s promises, and now is his High Priest.
<boily> learn shikhin is a Malevolent God, who will promise you stuff tomorrow.
<oerjan> learn The password of the month is fisherman3
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/./\\U&/\' wisdom/stud*
<mroman> learn Superduperinteressantesandersonnegelegenesdorfmitoderohnesahneistunsdabeiabsolutscheissegal is where mroman lives.
<mroman> learn Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is a village in Wales.
<mroman> learn Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is a village in wales.
<int-e> learn Precession is the opposite of succession. It is the joy of children and the curse of first year physics students.
<mroman> learn a study is mostly useless until backed up by further studies. See studies.
<mroman> learn study a study is mostly useless until backed up by further studies. See studies.
<mroman> learn studies show lots of things. Nobody reads them, though. Also: this study contradicts this other study.
<mroman> learn studies show lots of things. Nobody reads them, though. Also this study contradicts this other study.
<mroman> learn studies show lots of things. Nobody reads them, though.
<int-e> le/rn precision/78.75211317% of the time precision is totally overrated.
<mroman> echo "echo No halp 4 u \\$1" >> bin/halp
<mroman> echo "#!/bin/sh" > bin/halp
<mroman> echo "echo $1" >> bin/halp
<mroman> echo "echo No halp 4 u" >> bin/halp
<mroman> echo "#!/bin/sh" > bin/halp
<mroman> chmod +x bin/halp
<mroman> echo "help" >> bin/halp
<mroman> echo "#!/bin/sh" > bin/halp
<oerjan> addquote <\\oren\\> the upside down command module does mean that the pilot can see the ground while landing
<oerjan> addquote <hppavilion[1]> \\oren\\: If I were me, I wouldn\'t even let you be a /passenger/ on a /normal/ airplane
<izabera> ` base64 -d <<< H4sIAGN1qVYCAy2NwQ6CMBBE7/2K1XCALDbqjRjO/oA3xKSVNRCxa9oSNLX/LqCnmXmZzOhSs/c9gSrTYBgfbAkTfXb5bpI87KUsiriQiHxDTWQzGEs26FvCUfW9eJXpSd0J2RA2PJocn8o57Dwqy4Np4Mjoeek7P+8r06Ae3uj4QctjJm5soYPOQCgKKbfxEARdW4Z1ElTV1ZcIyZjDL0QpkvCqVpP7o82ungtyLeLHW0A4wxcbDi9T2QAAAA== | zcat > 99
<izabera> ` base64 -d <<< H4sIALB0qVYCAy1NSw7CIBDdc4rRdKGZStQdi669gDtbE7BjJFbGAKY1yN1tq6v3yfuYynCMHYGuVskxPtgTFqYO5W6EMu2lVCrPTka+oiHya+grdhhvhL3uOjFUq6O+E7IjbLl3JT51CGgjas8v18KBMfKcD3Ha165F83pj4AfNj2txZQ8WrIOklJTbLFoWdLkxLIukT7Y5Zyj6En4iS1Gk4bQY2d/a7JopIJdjz9EnekCo4QsJzQp13QAAAA== | zcat > 99
<boily> learn norrible isn\'t not horrible nor not horrible, but both.
<izabera> ` base64 -d <<< H4sIAAhyqVYCAy2NQQ6CMBRE9z3F+MNCE2zEHQvWXsCdYtLKJxKx39ASMA13F9DVzLzMZGxhJYSWYYptJCd4ScdILPk0u86axqPWeT7RymaRGpa5ox2GgsQhPBiDaVtSY7Gls3kyxDEqGVyKt/EeTYDppHcVgU6CIOvGh+XIuAq2/8DLi9dr2qlaOjRoHGKea32YVCWK7w8BJdFcmvI2IRlS/MKkVRLHy2Z2f7TPyqWgad45/gLSidNX4AAAAA== | zcat > 99
<izabera> ` base64 -d <<< H4sIAPpsqVYCAy2MywrCMBRE9/mK4dKFQg3WXRb9C3daIbG3GKy5kkayCPl362N1mOHMuN5JSjPD9ptCQfCQyGgcLW13XtmWg9bGVPp2K2SCY460Re5JAtKNke08k5okwsMHFGO03lc1iuLrTUBNsSc/XCqa3OIXqlZHe2dIYIySQ4unXRb4BBvlFca/t+uGz0rTehb4DTBBR8etAAAA | zcat > 99
<oerjan> ` cp ibin/{underload,slashes}; sed -i \'s!interps.*!bin/slashes"!\' ibin/slashes
<oerjan> ` cp ibin/{underload,slashes}; sed -i \'/interps.*/bin/slashes\' ibin/slashes
<oerjan> `` sed -i \'s/.rjan/\xc3\x98rjan/\' bin/slashes
<izabera> ` sed -i \'s/fr/de/\' bin/willkommen
<oerjan> ` cp bin/{bienvenue,willkommen}; sed -i \'s/fr/de/\' bin/willkommen
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/{willkommen,welcome.de}
<fizzie> ` gcc grph.c -o bin/grph
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s/int h = 3/int h = 1/\' grph.c
<\oren\> ` gcc grph.c -o grph
<\oren\> fetch http://www.orenwatson.be/grph.c
<boily> addquote <fungot> boily: some girl from germany just messaged me and turned out the freezer was set to some sort of esoteric natural language.
<oerjan> le/rn muphrys law/Mumphrie\'s Law says things will be misspelled at the worst possible moment.
<lifthrasiir> ` (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'echo Zarro Boogs Found.\') > bin/bugs; chmod a+x bin/bugs
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "echo Hello, World" > bin/hello-world-in-any-language && chmod a+x bin/hello-world-in-any-language
<zgrep> ` echo "echo \\`quine" >> quine
<zgrep> ` echo "exec $@" >> \'bin/ \'
<lifthrasiir> ` (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo echo pung) > bin/pong && chmod a+x bin/pong
<lifthrasiir> ` (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo pung) > bin/pong && chmod a+x bin/pong
<oerjan> le/rn abstract nonsense/We would have an explanation of abstract nonsense here, but it fled into a diagram and we haven\'t been able to chase it.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/\xc5\x90/b_jonas/\' wisdom/b_jonas
<boily> le/rn b_jonas/\xc5\x90 egy nagyon titokzatos szem\xc3\xa9ly. Holl\xc3\xa9t\xc3\xa9r\xc5\x91l egyel\xc5\x91re nem ismertek.
<int-e> rm wisdom/kill
<oerjan> rm wisdom/to
<oerjan> learn ic what you did there.
<Phantom_Hoover> le/rn tur/To tur is not to flas.
<Phantom_Hoover> le/rn tur/To tur is not to flase.
<Phantom_Hoover> rm wisdom/tur
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn Tur/To Tur is to sleep with someone of the same gender as yourself
<hppavilion[1]> learn To Tur is to sleep with someone of the same gender as yourself
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn Turing/Turing is what you are doing when you Tur
<tswett> learn IYAM is like IANAL, except yam instead of anal.
<oerjan> le/rn fabric of reality/The fabric of reality is *not* plaid corduroy, no matter what evil tongues say.
<b_jonas> learn select is a very versatile construct: it waits for events, retrieves data from tables, creates a list from elements of an input list that satisfy a condition, a dropdown list element, an event for when selection changes, branches between multiple arms, conditional between two expressions, prints a text-based menu prompt in a loop, and more.
<b_jonas> learn select is a very versatile construct: it waits for events, retrieves data from tables, creates a list from elements of an input list that satisfy a condition, a dropdown list element, an event for when selection changes, branches between multiple arms, conditional between two expressions, prints a text-based menu prompt in a loop, or sets the default output handle.
<b_jonas> le/rn select/select waits for events, retrieves data from tables, creates a list from elements of an input list that satisfy a condition, a dropdown list element, an event for when selection changes, branches between multiple arms, conditional between two expressions, prints a text-based menu prompt in a loop, or sets the default output handle.
<mroman> learn chicken is boily af
<oerjan> learn_append #esoteric It\'s about 30 m (100 ft) across.
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> learn_append #esoteric It\'s about 100 m (30 ft) across.
<b_jonas> ` mv -i wisdom/link{,s}
<b_jonas> learn links are one of the very few HTML renderers that don\'t try to store a full document tree with heavyweight objects for each node just in case javascript wants to modify it later, so it\'s the only engine that can render those HTMLs that are automatically converted from a PDF and put each letter to a separate element.
<fizzie> learn HTML is just pictures and words.
<hppavilion[1]> learn btw is short for "bury the weasel"
<oerjan> learn btw is short for "burn the witch".
<tswett> le/rn dy/dx = y
<oerjan> ` mv share/UnicodeD{*,ata.txt}
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s!bin/UnicodeD!share/UnicodeD!\' bin/multicode; mv {bin,share}/UnicodeD*
<oerjan> ` run sed -i \'s!bin/UnicodeD!share/UnicodeD!\' bin/multicode; mv {bin,share}/UnicodeD*
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/cigars, //\' wisdom/tanebvention
<oerjan> learn A cigar is either a penis or just a cigar, dependent on Freud\'s current mood.
<shachaf> addquote <mauris> MAHJONG TILE AUTUMN / HIRAGANA LETTER YA / SNOWMAN WITHOUT SNOW
<oerjan> le/rn remorse/.--. . --- .--. .-.. . / .-- .. - .... / -. --- / .-. . -- --- .-. ... . / .. -. ... .. ... - / --- -. / ... .- -.-- .. -. --. / . ...- . .-. -.-- - .... .. -. --. / .. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . --..-- / -... ..- - / --- -. .-.. -.-- / --- -. -.-. . .-.-.-
<shachaf> le//rn le/arn//lern 2 spel
<shachaf> mkx bin/slashlearn//sep="/"; [[ "$0" == *//* ]] && sep="//"; [[ "$1" == ?*"$sep"* ]] || exit 1; key="$(echo "${1%%$sep*}" | lowercase)"; value="${1#*$sep}"; echo "$value" > "wisdom/$key" && echo "Learned \xc2\xab$key\xc2\xbb"
<shachaf> le/rn dahl/Royal Dahl is the king of Norway.
<shachaf> mkx bin/slashlearn//sep="/"; [[ "$0" == *//* ]] && sep="//"; [[ "$1" == ?*"$sep"* ]] || exit 1; key="$(echo "${1%%$sep*}" | lowercase)"; value="${1#*$sep}"; echo "$value" > "wisdom/$key"; echo "Learned \xc2\xab$key\xc2\xbb"
<shachaf> le/rn dahl/Royal Dahl is the king of Norway.
<shachaf> mkx bin/slashlearn//sep="/"; [ "$0" == *//* ] && sep="//"; [[ "$1" == ?*"$sep"* ]] || exit 1; key="$(echo "${1%%$sep*}" | lowercase)"; value="${1#*$sep}"; echo "value" > "wisdom/$key"; echo "Learned \xc2\xab$key\xc2\xbb"
<shachaf> rm le/test
<shachaf> mkx le/test//echo "$0"
<oerjan> learn Elronnd desperately wants this entry to say something.
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/hates/mildly dislikes/\' wisdom/oerjan
<oerjan> learn metar is a service that allows nerds to talk about the weather.
<Phantom_Hoover> delquote 447
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/famous/& mysterious/\' wisdom/oerjan
<Elronnd> learn Elronnd ...
<oerjan> learn_append oren He also has a rabid hatred of the two-storey lowercase a.
<oerjan> revert
<Elronnd> learn `? this | this
<oerjan> ` mv dict-* share
<oerjan> ` rm bu*
<oerjan> rm loudly \xc3\xa9
<oerjan> learn Gray is e common misspalling of grey.
<int-e> learn Deniability was not invented by Taneb.
<b_jonas> learn bleen is the color of the ocean and the trees
<ais523> ` rm wamerican*.deb
<ais523> ` rm data.tar.gz
<ais523> ` tar -xzOf data.tar.gz ./usr/share/dict/american-english > dict-words
<ais523> ` ar x wamerican*.deb data.tar.gz
<ais523> fetch http://ftp.ca.debian.org/debian/pool/main/s/scowl/wamerican_7.1-1_all.deb
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/robots,/Lambek\'\\\'\'s lemma, &/\' wisdom/tanebvention
<b_jonas> learn Winter is coming.
<b_jonas> learn Snow is Jesus\'s dandruffs, and some suspect that he is the son of Rhaegar Targeryan. It turns the sidewalks to white as if someone broke a lot of styrofoam on it.
<b_jonas> learn Snow is Jesus\'s dandruffs, which turns the sidewalks to white as if someone broke a lot of styrofoam on it.
<shachaf> ` mv bin/{quietly,silently} # hth
<tswett> echo "Did you mean: $(loudly loudly)" > wisdom/loudly
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/minsk{i,y}; sed -i \'s/minski/Minsky/g\' wisdom/mins*
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/.\\(.*\\)/S\\1./\' wisdom/superd*
<int-e> le/rn smlist/Non-update notification for the webcomic Super Mega.
<oerjan> le/rn supercalifragilisticexponential growth/Supercalifragilisticexponential growth leaves Graham\'s number in the dust.
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn superduperexponential growth/superduperexponential growth is exponential growth on top of exponential growth
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn superduperexponential growth/is exponential growth on top of exponential growth
<\oren\> le/rn minski/to minski on : /m\xc9\xaanski\xcb\x90/ To act as a minski machine on; of a program or programming language, to encode its entire state into the object as a single integer.
<b_jonas> learn SGDQ is Summer Games Done Quick, an annual video games speedrunning event for charity ever summer, see http://gamesdonequick.com and https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/events/
<b_jonas> learn AGDQ is Awesome Games Done Quick, an annual video games speedrunning event for charity ever winter, see http://gamesdonequick.com and https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/events/
<b_jonas> learn SGDQ is Summer Games Done Quick, an annual video games speedrunning event for charity
<b_jonas> learn AGDQ is Awesome Games Done Quick, an annual video games speedrunning event for charity
<Melvar> ` sed -i -e \'s/inp[)]$/unicode(inp, locale.getpreferredencoding())).encode(locale.getpreferredencoding())/\' -e \'2s/$/, locale/\' bin/loudly
<Melvar> ` sed -ie \'s/inp[)]$/unicode(inp, locale.getpreferredencoding())).encode(locale.getpreferredencoding())/\' -e \'2s/$/, locale/\' bin/loudly;
<b_jonas> learn Goofix is an antropomorphic canine arithmetic notation.
<ais523> ` printf \'echo "\\xc2\\xa0"\' > bin/quietly
<ais523> ` printf \'echo "\\xa0"\' > bin/quietly
<ais523> ` echo \'echo " "\' > bin/quietly
<ais523> ` chmod a+x bin/quietly
<ais523> ` echo \'echo\' > bin/quietly
<ais523> ` cat \'echo\' > bin/quietly
<tswett> loudly \xc3\xa9 > \'loudly \xc3\xa9\'
<oerjan> revert 6483
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'2s/itertools/itertools, locale/\' bin/loudly
<oerjan> revert 6486
<oerjan> revert 6483
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/itertools/itertools, locale/\' bin/loudly
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> ` sed -ie \'s/inp[)]$/unicode(inp, locale.nl_langinfo(locale.CODESET))).encode(locale.nl_langinfo(locale.CODESET))/\' bin/loudly
<tswett> sed -i \'s/lose/loose/\' wisdom/diet
<tswett> sed -i \'s/loose/lose/\' wisdom/diet
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn ==/Did you know you can define == recursively!?
<olsner> cp bin/2014 bin/2017
<Taneb> cp bin/2014 bin/2016 # let\'s see how good my memory is
<oerjan> ` rm bin/1492; cp bin/{2015,1492}
<oerjan> ` cp bin/{2015,1492}
<hppavilion[1]> ` chmod "#!/bin/sh ; if [ $(date +%Y) != "$(basename "$0")" ] ; then echo \\"Hello, flat world!\\" ; fi" > bin/1492
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "#!/bin/sh ; if [ $(date +%Y) != "$(basename "$0")" ] ; then echo \\"Hello, world!\\" ; fi" > bin/1492
<hppavilion[1]> ` echo "#!/bin/sh \\ if [ $(date +%Y) != "$(basename "$0")" ] \\ then echo \\"Hello, world!\\" \\ fi" > bin/1492
<b_jonas> `` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nexec date --rfc-3=n -u "$@"\' > bin/dateu && chmod a+x bin/dateu
<oerjan> revert
<izabera> ` sed -i s/!// bin/2015
<oerjan> learn Costumes are used for cosplay. Taneb sometimes invents them.
<fizzie> rm tmp.txt
<fizzie> ` date +%s.%N >> /tmp/tmp.txt; cat /tmp/tmp.txt | tee tmp.txt
<fizzie> rm tmp.txt
<fizzie> ` date +%s.%N | tee tmp.txt
<fizzie> ` date +%s.%N > tmp.txt
<oerjan> le/rn bracket/bracket? \xc2\xaf\\[\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b_o]/\xc2\xaf
<shachaf> le/rn zzo38mtg.php/http://zzo38computer.org/mtg/cardfile.php
<FireFly> learn Mario is a classic NP-complete problem invented by Nintendo.
<tswett> learn Prography is the art of turning computational algorithms into something totally incomprehensible to anyone whose brain isn\'t made of silicon and arsenic.
<tswett> learn A program is an image created by means of prography.
<tswett> learn A program is an image created by means of prography. It records the structure of a computational algorithm in a form which can be manipulated by a computer.
<tswett> learn A photograph is a device for creating photograms.
<boily> learn_append quintopia He is flooded by thundercats and thunderdogs.
<oerjan> learn Django is a giraffe.
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/progress/cigars, &/\' wisdom/tanebvention
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/department.*/department./\' wisdom/boily
<oerjan> le/rn_append things boily likes/Moreover, cubes.
<oerjan> ` cat le/rn bin/learn_append | sed \'6,9d;s/value/stuff/\' >le/rn_append; chmod +x le/rn_append
<oerjan> learn Diarrhea is the most sickening accent, although some others are more grave.
<olsner> learn django is a giraffe
<olsner> rm wisdom/things\\
<olsner> learn_append things\\ boily\\ likes Moreover, cubes.
<olsner> rm wisdom/"thing
<olsner> learn_append "things boily likes" Moreover, cubes.
<olsner> ` sed -i \'/^topic/ s/\\$.*$/"&"/\' bin/learn_append
<boily> ` rm wisdom/moreover*
<olsner> rm wisdom/"thing
<olsner> learn_append "things boily likes" Moreover, cubes.
<boily> learn_append Moreover, cubes.
<olsner> learn boily is monetizing a broterhood scheme with the Guardian of Lachine, apparently involving cookie dealing. He\'s also a NaniDispenser, a Trigotillectomic Man Eating Chicken and a METARologist. He is seriously lacking in the f-word department and likes cubes.
<boily> ` mv wisdom/tvtrope wisdom/tvtropes
<b_jonas> le/rn not found/not found? \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b_o)/\xc2\xaf
<oerjan> ` rm wisdom/b_jona
<oerjan> ` rm wisdom/{elronnd,b_jonas}
<oerjan> learn Vegemite is genericized marmite for intellectual property reasons.
<oerjan> learn Termites are genericized ants for intellectual property reasons.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/treant
<b_jonas> ` echo \'#!/bin/sh\'$\'\\n\'\'export LANG=C; exec bash -O extglob -c "$@"\' > bin/\\`\\`
<b_jonas> ` echo \'#!bin/sh\'$\'\\n\'\'export LANG=C; exec bash -O extglob -c "$@"\' > bin/\\`\\`
<b_jonas> ` cat \'#!bin/sh\'$\'\\n\'\'export LANG=C; exec bash -O extglob -c "$@"\' > bin/\\`\\`
<b_jonas> le/rn xkcq/"xkcq" is worth 8 more points than "xkcd" in Scrabble, or a whopping 30 more if both are played optimally on a triple word score. Nyahhh.
<Elronnd> learn Elronnd *definitely* esoteric
<Elronnd> learn Elronnd *Definitely* esoteric
<b_jonas> le/rn math/Math class is tough!
<int-e> ` sed -i s/ton\\ are/tons\\ are/ wisdom/skeleton; cat wisdom/skeleton
<Elronnd> learn b_jonas Esoterically
<int-e> learn_append skeleton The best skeleton are made by groups of people, so-called skeleton crews.
<b_jonas> learn A ghast is a palette-swapped higher level copycat of ghoul.
<b_jonas> learn Ghouls are undead that eat BRAINS. So basically, bog standard undead like zombies or wights, but with some fancy back story in the book that nobody reads.
<b_jonas> le/rn ghost/A ghost is an unintelligent undead, similar to the skeleton but harder to create, because it\'s lacking the rest of the body.
<b_jonas> le/rn skeleton/A skeleton is an unintelligent undead, similar to the zombie but harder to create, because it\'s lacking most of the body.
<int-e> le/rn footnote 1/May contain nuts.
<b_jonas> le/rn 0/702 matching entries found.
<b_jonas> le/rn kithkin/Kithkins are genericized halflings for intellectual property reasons, except they also have some limited telepathy to remote sense each others\' emotions.
<b_jonas> le/rn halfling/Halflings are genericized hobbits for intellectual property reasons.
<tswett> learn Google your half-Word Haskell is Problem.
<b_jonas> le/rn ent/Ents are very useful creatures for the puzzle of writing town names in Hungary as the catenation of six or more Hungarian words. Bal-a-s-s-a-gyarmat Bal-a-ton-{s-z\xc3\xa1r-sz\xc3\xb3,{rend,szem}-e-s} Egy-h\xc3\xa1z-a-s-holl\xc3\xb3-s Fel-s-\xc5\x91sz-ent-m\xc3\xa1r-ton J\xc3\xa1sz-\xc3\xa1r-ok-sz\xc3\xa1ll-\xc3\xa1-s Ki-s-kun-{f\xc3\xa9l-egy-h\xc3\xa1z-a,hal-a-s} R\xc3\xa1-basz-ent-mik-l\xc3\xb3-s V\xc3\xa9r-te-s-sz\xc5\x91-l\xc5\x91-s.
<b_jonas> le/rn ent/Ents are very useful creatures for the puzzle of writing town names in Hungary as the catenation of six or more Hungarian words. Bal-a-s-s-a-gyarmat Bal-a-ton-{s-z\xc3\xa1r-sz\xc3\xb3,szem-e-s} Egy-h\xc3\xa1z-a-s-holl\xc3\xb3-s Fel-s-\xc5\x91sz-ent-m\xc3\xa1r-ton J\xc3\xa1sz-\xc3\xa1r-ok-sz\xc3\xa1ll-\xc3\xa1-s Ki-s-kun-{f\xc3\xa9l-egy-h\xc3\xa1z-a,hal-a-s} R\xc3\xa1-basz-ent-mik-l\xc3\xb3-s V\xc3\xa9r-te-s-sz\xc5\x91-l\xc5\x91-s.
<b_jonas> le/rn ent/Ents are very useful creatures for the puzzle of writing town names in Hungary as the catenation of six or more Hungarian words. Bal-a-s-s-a-gyarmat Bal-a-ton-s-z\xc3\xa1r-sz\xc3\xb3 Egy-h\xc3\xa1z-a-s-holl\xc3\xb3-s Fel-s-\xc5\x91sz-ent-m\xc3\xa1r-ton J\xc3\xa1sz-\xc3\xa1r-ok-sz\xc3\xa1ll-\xc3\xa1-s Ki-s-kun-f\xc3\xa9l-egy-h\xc3\xa1z-a Ki-s-kun-hal-a-s R\xc3\xa1-basz-ent-mik-l\xc3\xb3-s V\xc3\xa9r-te-s-sz\xc5\x91-l\xc5\x91-s.
<b_jonas> le/rn ent/Ents are very useful creatures for the puzzle of writing town names in Hungary as the catenation of six or more Hungarian words. Solutions include Bal-a-s-s-a-gyarmat, Bal-a-ton-s-z\xc3\xa1r-sz\xc3\xb3, Bal-a-ton-szem-e-s, Egy-h\xc3\xa1z-a-s-holl\xc3\xb3-s, Fel-s-\xc3\xb5sz-ent-m\xc3\xa1r-ton, J\xc3\xa1sz-\xc3\xa1r-ok-sz\xc3\xa1ll-\xc3\xa1-s, Ki-s-kun-f\xc3\xa9l-egy-h\xc3\xa1z-a, Ki-s-kun-hal-a-s, R\xc3\xa1-basz-ent-mik-l\xc3\xb3-s, V\xc3\xa9r-te-s-sz\xc3\xb5-l\xc3\xb5-s.
<b_jonas> le/rn treant/Treants are genericized ents for intellectual property reasons
<b_jonas> learn Treefolk are genericized treants for intellectual property reasons.
<b_jonas> le/rn integer/An integer is a number that does not contain a wildcard that matches any character other than a line feed.
<oerjan> learn Puns are fun. Ask shach\x0faf about them.
<oerjan> learn Puns are fun. Ask shachaf about them.
<lifthrasiir> learn vim equals to approximately ccxxxviin.
<mroman> learn 1*1 is two.
<FireFly> ` sed -i \'s/^t/T/\' wisdom/th\xc3\xa9
<FireFly> learn th\xc3\xa9 is an oddly-spelled hot beverage popular in the Commonwealth.
<FireFly> le/rn swatter/The swatter is a tool for punishment commonly found in #esoteric. Not to be confused with the saucepan or mapoles.
<FireFly> le/rn swatter/The swatter is a tool for punishment commonly found in #esoteric.
<FireFly> learn ARIN is the American Registry for Internet Numbers. Or a pastebin service; one of the two.
<oerjan> learn Balrogs live at the bottom of the world.
<oerjan> learn Bottom is where you might end up with a catamorphism, if not careful.  There be balrogs.
<FireFly> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/\'bride theory\'
<FireFly> le/rn Bride theory/Bride theory is a theory involving a headhunter who dresses in yellow
<FireFly> rm wisdom/bride
<FireFly> learn Bride theory is a theory involving headhunters who dress in yellow
<oerjan> complain Some people don\'t use the right command for filing complaints.
<tswett> echo "All of the complaints are about the complaints file itself." >> Complaints.mp3
<oerjan> learn Defenestration is the traditional Czech system for voting out government officials.
<int-e> le/rn */Twinkle, twinkle, little star!
<FireFly> rm bin/plaintext
<FireFly> ` locale | paste
<FireFly> ` tr \'|\' \'\\n\' <<<\'#!/bin/sed -f|s:[\\x00-\\x08\\x0E-\\x1F]\\|\\x1B\\(\\[[0-?]*[ -/]*[@-~]\\)::g\' >bin/plaintext && chmod +x bin/plaintext
<FireFly> ` tr \'|\' \'\\n\' <<<\'#!/bin/sed -f|s:\\x1B\\(\\[[0-?]*[ -/]*[@-~]\\)::g\' >bin/plaintext && chmod +x bin/plaintext
<FireFly> pastequotes django
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/hyperbolic\\ geometry
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn Hyperbolic Geometry/Hyperbolic Geometry is geometry that is exaggerated to the point of absurdity
<b_jonas> learn Eto is the ageless laughing first minister.
<b_jonas> learn Hari wears an identical suit every day. Or the same suit? The latter glitch would be a sign of adjustments on the Matrix.
<b_jonas> learn Loodun Antyok demonstrates how to play a lawful character the exact opposite way from the lawful stupid archetype.
<b_jonas> learn Jander was murdered, or deactivated permanently, depending on which side you ask.
<b_jonas> learn Jander was killed, or deactivated permanently, depending on which side you ask.
<oerjan> rm wisdom/headnote 1
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn imaginary unit/The imaginary unit is what you get when you take the square root of love
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn Brontosaurus/A brontosaurus is an ancient mythological creature. They were well known for having mapoles for teeth.
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn headnote 1/Headnotes are boring. Let\'s go fly kites!
<shachaf> mkx bin/footnote//cat "wisdom/footnote $1"
<oerjan> ` echo \'*tsj\xc3\xb8rp*\' >canary
<oerjan> learn KRF is the Norwegian Christian Democratic Party.
<oerjan> ` mv u8tbl bin; mv u8tbl.c src
<zgrep> touch butwhatifichangesomething
<tswett> learn tswett is livin\' it up with the penguins. He\'s a title under the cruxite in the lathe.
<oerjan> learn_append oerjan His arch-nemesis is Betty Crocker.
<boily> addquote <\\oren\\> also the letter omega is now known as wubbleyou  <\\oren\\> it\'s a cuddly doubleyou
<tswett> touch \'close \\ *)\x03\'
<tswett> rm *\'*)\'*
<tswett> touch \'\x7f*)\x03\'
<tswett> rm -v *\'*)\'*
<tswett> touch \'*)\x03\'
<tswett> touch \'\x0303(*\'
<tswett> rm -v *\'(*\'*
<tswett> touch \'\x0305(*\'
<tswett> rm -v *yellow*
<tswett> chmod +w bin/you-can-only-run-this-once; echo \'#!/bin/rm -f\' > bin/you-can-only-run-this-once; chmod -w bin/you-can-only-run-this-once
<tswett> rm bin/echo-th{is,at}
<tswett> chmod +x bin/echo-this
<tswett> ln -s echo-this bin/echo-that
<tswett> echo \'#!/bin/echo\' > bin/echo-this
<tswett> chmod +x bin/you-can-only-run-this-once
<tswett> echo \'#!/bin/rm\' > bin/you-can-only-run-this-once
<FireFly> learn TISC is "The instruction set computers", which refers to computers with instruction sets.
<tswett> le/rn opposite/Eht etisoppo yrogetac fo a yrogetac si tsuj taht yrogetac, tub sdrawkcab.
<tswett> chmod +x bin/mkpasswd
<tswett> echo \'echo $(base64 /dev/urandom | head -c 12)\' > bin/mkpasswd
<\oren\> ` gcc u8tbl.c -o u8tbl
<\oren\> fetch http://www.orenwatson.be/u8tbl.c
<oerjan> complain The complaints above are not using periods properly.
<hppavilion[2]> complain now the former complaints make no sense because the complaints file was moved
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s!Complaints!Complaints.mp3!\' bin/complaints
<oerjan> ` mv Complaints Complaints.mp3; sed -i \'s!Complaints!Complaints.mp3!\' bin/complain
<hppavilion[2]> complain The above complaint looks like an error message, but it\'s actually a complaint
<oerjan> ` mv autowelcome_status share
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s!autow!share/autow!g\' bin/autowelcome
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> ` mv autowelcome_status share; sed -i \'s!autow!share/autow!\' bin/autowelcome
<oerjan> ` mv src/hello.c share/hello2.c
<oerjan> rm Wierd
<oerjan> rm twolines
<oerjan> rm testend
<oerjan> rm testbegin
<oerjan> rm test2
<oerjan> rm test
<oerjan> rm temp.o
<oerjan> rm selflink
<oerjan> rm script.py
<oerjan> rm script.ppy
<oerjan> rm real
<oerjan> rm random_elliott
<oerjan> rm py.py
<oerjan> rm prefs
<oerjan> rm pref
<oerjan> rm people.py
<oerjan> rm MaFV
<oerjan> rm madness
<oerjan> rm letersort
<oerjan> ` rm index*
<oerjan> rm hours
<oerjan> rm hi
<oerjan> ` mv hello.c src
<oerjan> rm hello
<oerjan> rm head
<oerjan> rm fu
<oerjan> rm faith
<oerjan> rm error.log
<oerjan> rm dc
<oerjan> rm blah \\ blah \\ blah
<oerjan> rm blah \\ blah
<oerjan> rm blah
<oerjan> rm argv.py
<oerjan> rm a.o
<oerjan> rm a.out
<oerjan> rm a
<oerjan> rm 113500
<oerjan> rm 0
<tswett> echo \'\x0301,09Just kidding! Green!\x03\' > \x0301,08yellow\x03
<tswett> touch \x0301,08yellow\x03
<tswett> echo \'There is a way out. Finding it will be difficult. It may be the hardest thing you\'\\\'\'ve ever done. Find it anyway.\' > good/544
<tswett> mv 503 good/503
<tswett> echo \'Feel wronged? They made a mistake. See things from their side, and forgive them.\' > 503
<tswett> echo \'Your friends are strong. Take their help.\' > good/295
<tswett> echo \'It takes strength to admit your own weaknesses.\' > good/755
<tswett> chmod +x bin/good
<tswett> echo \'Empathize. Always empathize.\' > good/786
<tswett> echo \'cat "$(find good -type f | shuf -n1)"\' > bin/good
<tswett> rm evil/{0,1,2,4,5,6,7,8,9}*
<tswett> echo \'You are the great one. Nobody else will do this. You must do this.\' > evil/404
<tswett> echo \'Erase doubt from your mind. Doubt will slow you down.\' > evil/586
<tswett> echo \'They are all fools, and what use is a fool?\' > evil/096
<tswett> echo \'Let the anger fill you. Anger shall be your guide.\' > evil/008
<tswett> echo \'When in doubt, do it. You will not regret it.\' > evil/560
<tswett> echo \'Some of your greatest enemies merely speak. Silence them.\' > evil/539
<tswett> echo \'You have been imprisoned for too long. Break free.\' > evil/544
<tswett> echo \'Kill a puppy every day.\' > evil/313
<tswett> echo \'Learn to enjoy the screams of the innocent.\' > evil/707
<tswett> echo \'Compassion. Empathy. Mere weaknesses.\' > evil/602
<tswett> echo \'cat "$(find evil -type f | shuf -n1)" | \'"tr \'[:lower:]\' \'[:upper:]\'" > bin/evil
<tswett> echo \'Pain is nothing. Pain cannot stop you.\' > evil/714
<tswett> echo \'Seize it and thrust it to the ground.\' > evil/455
<tswett> echo \'Let nothing stop you. Whatever stands in your way must be destroyed.\' > evil/194
<tswett> echo \'You can become stronger. You will become stronger.\' > evil/745
<tswett> echo \'They have made their last mistake. Punish them.\' > evil/960
<tswett> echo \'They have wronged you. They must be destroyed.\' > evil/503
<tswett> echo \'Your enemies are weak. You are strong. Overcome.\' > evil/295
<tswett> echo \'SEIZE IT AND THRUST IT TO THE GROUND.\' > evil/455
<tswett> chmod +x bin/evil
<tswett> echo \'cat "$(find evil -type f | shuf -n1)"\' > bin/evil
<tswett> echo \'LET NOTHING STOP YOU. WHATEVER STANDS IN YOUR WAY MUST BE DESTROYED.\' > evil/194
<tswett> echo \'YOU CAN BECOME STRONGER. YOU WILL BECOME STRONGER.\' > evil/745
<tswett> echo \'THEY HAVE MADE THEIR LAST MISTAKE. PUNISH THEM.\' > evil/960
<tswett> echo \'THEY HAVE WRONGED YOU. THEY MUST BE DESTROYED.\' > evil/503
<tswett> echo \'YOUR ENEMIES ARE WEAK. YOU ARE STRONG. OVERCOME.\' > evil/295
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/. I[.]/ I./;s/$/./\' wisdom/alg\'. ii\'
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn Alg. II/Algae II, the successor class to Algae. I. Discusses hydroponics and such
<oerjan> learn \xea\x99\xae is the official Unicode character of #esoteric.
<oerjan> le/rn russell\'s teapot/Russell\'s Teapot / Short and stout / Orbits near Mars / Or thereabout. / If you see it / Let us know / If you don\'t / What does that show?
<oerjan> le/rn russell\'s teapot/Russell\'s Teapot / Short and stout / Orbits near Mars / Or thereabout.
<b_jonas> learn IPU is an invisible pink unicorn.
<oerjan> learn Rainbows are spectral creatures said to be powered by the Daystar.
<b_jonas> learn The Daystar is an unscientific myth of a bright orb glowing in the sky outside only at the times you\'re in your office.
<oerjan> learn Effilry is eemnoos how ahs got it all deorst otu.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/9
<FireFly> learn 9 is a free smalltalk
<oerjan> learn 1337 15 50 905
<oerjan> ` echo \'\' >>wisdom/\'imperative language\'
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/e/E/\' wisdom/erudecorp
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/\'imperative language\'
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/vi
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/zzo38card{s,}
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/^/zzo38cards are at /\' wisdom/zzo38cards
<oerjan> undo 6237
<quintopia> le/rn hppavilion[1]/HP pays $3.5m a year to name an arena in San Jose after him.
<shachaf> le/rn zzo38cards/http://zzo38computer.org/textfile/miscellaneous/magic_card/cards.txt
<tswett> learn No means hi.
<mroman> learn vi is in a relationship with emacs
<mroman> learn nano is vi\'s sister.
<mroman> learn emacs is the weird brother of nano.
<mroman> echo -n "Imperative languages tell you what to do" > wisdom/"imperative language"
<mroman> learn erudecorp is the shortform of e-rude corporation. The term is used for corporations that are electronically rude.
<tswett> le/rn yeeeeeeeeeesh/See yeeeeeeeeesh.
<tswett> le/rn yeeeeeeeeesh/See yeeeeeeeesh.
<tswett> le/rn yeeeeeeeesh/See yeeeeeeesh.
<tswett> le/rn yeeeeeeesh/See yeeeeeesh.
<tswett> le/rn yeeeeeesh/See yeeeeesh.
<tswett> chmod +x bin/langs
<tswett> echo \'words ${1---eng-1M --esolangs 20} | sed -re \'\\\'\'s/( |$)/lang\\1/g\'\\\' > bin/langs
<oerjan> rm bin/selflink
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/{bonvenon,welcome.eo}
<oerjan> mkx bin/wisdom//F="$(find wisdom -name "*$(echo "$1" | lowercase)*" -type f | shuf -n1)"; echo -n "${F#wisdom/}/" | rnooodl; cat "$F" | rnooodl
<oerjan> mkx bin/wisdom//F="$(find wisdom -name "*""$(echo "$1" | lowercase)""*" -type f | shuf -n1)"; echo -n "${F#wisdom/}/" | rnooodl; cat "$F" | rnooodl
<oerjan> mkx bin/wisdom//F="$(find wisdom -name "*"$(echo "$1" | lowercase)"*" -type f | shuf -n1)"; echo -n "${F#wisdom/}/" | rnooodl; cat "$F" | rnooodl
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/shuf/grep -v "[A-Z]" | shuf/\' bin/wisdom
<oerjan> rm wisdom/ENOSTRIL
<FireFly> addquote <int-e> fungot\'s irc is the uncanny semi-sentient style... where one can typically read half a sentence before noticing anything wrong  <fungot> int-e: yes, i know
<boily> ` echo "Nose such file or directory" >wisdom/ENOSTRIL
<boily> rm wisdom/enostril
<boily> le/rn ENOSTRIL/Nose such file or directory
<mroman> learn Grammar is just a subset of syntax.
<mroman> learn Syntax is just a subset of grammar.
<mroman> ` echo "A terminal symbol is a terminal condition that makes your parser die eventually. Consult your linguist for medical advice." > wisdom/"terminal symbol"
<Jafet> le/rn yoda/Yoda object-verb dialogue adopts.
<Jafet> le/rn yoda/Yoda\'s oration, disordered always.
<b_jonas> le/rn al gore/Al Gore invented the algorithm and the internet.
<oerjan> le/rn waltext2/WalText2 is WalrusOS\'s vector font renderer. See "WalText2i" for the improved version.
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn waltext2/WalrusOS\'s vector font renderer. See "WalText2i" for the improved version.
<int-e> learn The tapeworm is the bane of tape libraries. Its natural enemy is the tape archiver, tar.
<tswett> le/rn yeeesh/See yeesh.
<tswett> le/rn yeeeesh/See yeeesh.
<tswett> le/rn yeeeeesh/See yeeeesh.
<oerjan> ` echo \'0110010000110001100010011001100011110000011100\' >test
<b_jonas> ` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nexec sqlite3 :memory: "$@"\' > bin/sqli && chmod a+x bin/sqli
<oerjan> learn Slereah est sur un t\xc3\xa9l\xc3\xa9phone
<Jafet> addquote <mroman> I get paid by Simon Peyton Jones to promote Haskell .  <Taneb> mroman, how did you wind up getting paid by SPJ to promote Haskell?  <Taneb> Did he see you and think, "Aha! There is a chap who can avoid success at all costs!"?
<mroman> echo "echo \\$1: You\\\\\'ve been downvoted!" >> bin/downvote
<mroman> echo "#!/bin/sh" > bin/downvote
<mroman> echo "echo \\$1: You\'ve been downvoted!" >> bin/downvote
<mroman> echo "#!/bin/sh" > bin/downvote
<mroman> echo "echo \\$1: You\'ve been downvoted!" > bin/downvote
<mroman> echo "#!/bin/sh" > bin/downvote
<mroman> chmod +x bin/downvote
<mroman> echo "\\$1 you\'ve been downvoted!" >> bin/downvote
<mroman> echo "#!/bin/sh" > bin/downvote
<int-e> rm wisdom/\xc3\x98rjan
<oerjan> ` sed -i "s!z!z | sed \'s/\xc3\x98/\xc3\xb8/g\'!" bin/lowercase
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/Z/Z\xc3\x98/; s/z/z\xc3\xb8/\' bin/lowercase
<int-e> ` mv wisdom/\xe2\xb8\x83 wisdom/\xe2\x98\x83
<int-e> ` ln -s \xc3\xb8rjan wisdom/\xc3\x98rjan
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'2ctr A-Z a-z\' bin/lowercase
<oerjan> le/rn \xe2\x98\x83/Frosty the Snowman / had a very shiny nose / And everywhere that Frosty went / the nose was sure to go.
<b_jonas> ` x=bin/datei; >"$x" echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nexec date --rfc-3=n "$@"\' && chmod a+x "$x"
<b_jonas> ` x=bin/datei; >"$x" $\'#!/bin/sh\\nexec date --rfc-3=n "$@"\' && chmod a+x "$x"
<mroman> learn Ethanol is a Group 1 carcinogenic substance since 1988.
<oerjan> learn Scow (S-cow) is canned meat made from cows with a lisp.
<oerjan> le/rn lie bracket/Politicians try to stay within the lie bracket: Not so many lies that voters cannot stand it, but not so few that they think you have nothing to give them.
<oerjan> le/rn lie algebra/A Lie algebra is what you get if you take the region infinitesimally close to the identity of a Lie group and blow it up to normal size.
<oerjan> le/rn algebraic number theory/Algebraic number theory was invented by Fermat to prove his theorem, but he didn\'t have room to write it down.
<mauris_> le/rn Haar measure/A Haar measure is what Dutch people use to find out how long their hair is.
<oerjan> le/rn vector space/A vector space is just a module over a field.
<oerjan> learn A module is like a vector space, except with a ring instead of a field.
<tswett> autowelcome off
<tswett> autowelcome on
<tswett> autowelcome off
<tswett> autowelcome on
<tswett> echo \'[ "$1" == "on" ] && echo enabled > autowelcome_status; [ "$1" == "off" ] && echo disabled > autowelcome_status; echo "Autowelcome $(cat autowelcome_status)."\' > bin/autowelcome
<int-e> le/rn page/The smallest floating-point number is known as pages. Fungot discovered it.
<mroman> forget mroman__
<boily> le/rn portmanteau/\xc2\xabPortmanteau\xc2\xbb is the French spelling of \xe2\x80\x9cport man toe\xe2\x80\x9d.
<boily> ` rm \'wisdom/"portmanteau"\'
<tswett> learn "Portmanteau" is the French spelling of "port man toe".
<mroman> learn Twitter is Taneb\'s bird collection (presumably).
<mroman> learn Facebook is Taneb\'s face collection.
<shachaf> rm wisdom/hug
<mroman> learn mroman__? \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b_o)/\xc2\xaf
<mroman> forget muh
<mroman> learn Muh? Muh?
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/A/An/\' wisdom/herbalist
<doesthiswork> learn did: didn\'t
<gamemanj> echo "D is a letter in the alphabet! It\'s also the name of a programming language." > wisdom/d
<oerjan> learn A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!
<oerjan> learn A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/[[]/[:;/\' bin/learn
<oerjan> rm wisdom/chao
<oerjan> learn chaos? \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0 _o)/\xc2\xaf
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/[?] /?[,.!?]\\\\? /\' bin/learn
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/[?] /?[,.!?]\\? /\' bin/learn
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/chaos{\\?,}
<tswett> learn Bood was a form of currency used among bootleggers during Prohibition in the United States.
<oerjan> rm wisdom/did:
<doesthiswork> learn did : didn\'t
<doesthiswork> learn did: didn\'t
<int-e> learn Ants are great architects. They are famous for their highways.
<doesthiswork> learn A method is a tweaked out mothod.
<doesthiswork> learn Mothology is the study of moths, myths and mirths.
<int-e> learn Mirths are juvenile moths. They giggle a lot.
<int-e> learn Mythology is the study of myths, moths and mirths.
<tswett> learn Topology is another name for topos theory.
<tswett> learn Topology is the study of toposes.
<doesthiswork> learn chaos? \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0 _o)/\xc2\xaf
<doesthiswork> learn Month is a misspelled Moth.
<doesthiswork> learn Did you mean Moth?
<ais523> learn Moths are the main ingredient of mothballs.
<int-e> learn Moths are the main igredient of mothballs.
<tswett> learn A myth is a female moth.
<oerjan> addquote <hppavilion[1]> izabera: It\'s sort of like the principal, as far as I know.  <hppavilion[1]> Except It only prints "<N> BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!" Counting down from 99 to 0. With no line breaks.
<oerjan> mk wisdom/`mk//Everything\'s better with `mk.
<tswett> le/rn monoids/Monoids are just categories with single objects.
<tswett> le/rn monoids/Monoids are categories with single objects.
<tswett> le/rn monoid/A monoid is the easy version of a category.
<tswett> le/rn category/A category is an enriched category where the enriching category is the category of classes.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/a//\' wisdom/algorithm
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/.\\(.*\\)/A&./\' wisdom/algorithm
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> ` learn "Algorithms were invented by Al Gore, except for God\'s Algorithm which was invented by a Google computer cluster." # Combining the two jokes doesn\'t really work.  Also, proofreading.
<oerjan> le/rn al gore/Al Gore invented the algorithm.
<int-e> ` mv wisdom/precious\\? wisdom/precious
<int-e> learn precious? That doesn\'t ring a bell. \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b_o)/\xc2\xaf
<b_jonas> learn algorithms (derived from the medieval "algorisms") are popular sayings by former president Al Gore, except for God\'s Algorithm which was invented by a Google computer cluster
<Jafet> revert
<Jafet> learn Algorithms (derived from the medieval "algorisms") are popular sayings by former president Al Gore.
<b_jonas> learn algorithms were invented by Al Gore, except for God\'s Algorithm which was invented by a Google computer cluster
<ais523> le/rn al gore/al gore invented the algorithm
<oerjan> mkx bin/noping//print_args_or_input "$@" | sed \'s/\\(..\\)/\\1\xe2\x80\x8b/g\'
<oerjan> mkx bin/noping//sed \'s/\\(..\\)/\\1\xe2\x80\x8b/g\'
<Phantom_Hoover> revert
<tswett> rm bin/autowelcome
<shachaf> mk bin/autowelcome//[ "$1" == "on" ] && echo \'Autowelcome enabled.\' || echo \'Autowelcome disabled.\'
<tswett> chmod +x bin/autowelcome
<tswett> echo "echo \'Autowelcome enabled.\'" > bin/autowelcome
<mauris> ` echo "sed \'s/\\(.\\)/\\1\\x0f/g\'" > bin/noping && chmod +x bin/noping
<shachaf> ` echo b_jonas >> bin/olist
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s|(\\\\d+:)|(\\\\w+:)|\' bin/asm
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s/--prefix-addresses //\' bin/asm
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s/--insn/--prefix-addresses --insn/\' bin/asm
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s|rg)|rg)."\\\\n"|\' bin/asm
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s#" | as -c /dev/stdin#" > /tmp/asm.s; for o in \'\\\'\',\'\\\'\' \'\\\'\'-msyntax=intel -mnaked-reg,-M intel\'\\\'\'; do if as ${o%,*} /tmp/asm.s#;s?asm.o; objdump?asm.o 2>>/tmp/asm.err; then objdump ${o#*,}?;2s|$|; exit; fi; done; cat /tmp/asm.err|\' bin/asm
<fizzie> ` sed -e \'s#" | as -c /dev/stdin#" > /tmp/asm.s; for o in \'\\\'\',\'\\\'\' \'\\\'\'-msyntax=intel -mnaked-reg,-M intel\'\\\'\'; do if as ${o%,*} /tmp/asm.s#;s?asm.o; objdump?asm.o 2>>/tmp/asm.err; then objdump ${o#*,}?;2s|$|; exit; fi; done; cat /tmp/asm.err|\' bin/asm | paste
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'2s#$# | perl -pe \'\\\'\'if (/^\\\\s*(\\\\d+:)\\\\s*((?:\\\\w\\\\w )+)\\\\s*(\\\\S.*)$/) { ($a,$b,$c) = ($1,$2,$3); $_ = "$a  $b  ".($c =~ s/\\\\s+/ /rg); }\'\\\'\'#\' bin/asm
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s/ | perl.*//\' bin/asm
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'2s#$# | perl -pe \'\\\'\'if (/^\\\\s*(\\d+:)\\\\s*((?:\\\\w\\\\w )+)\\\\s*(\\\\S.*)$/) { ($a,$b,$c) = ($1,$2,$3); $_ = "$a  $b  ".($c =~ s/\\\\s+/ /rg); }\'\\\'\'#\' bin/asm
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s/ | perl.*//\' bin/asm
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'2s#$# | perl -pe \'\\\'\'if (/^\\s*(\\d+:)\\s*((?:\\w\\w )+)\\s*(\\S.*)$/) { ($a,$b,$c) = ($1,$2,$3); $_ = "$a  $b  ".($c =~ s/\\s+/ /rg); }\'\\\'\'#\' bin/asm
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s#"1,/0000000000000000/d"#$\'\\\'\'1,/0000000000000000/d; s/\\\\t/ /g\'\\\'\'#\' bin/asm
<ais523> revert
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s#"1,/0000000000000000/d"#$\'\\\'\',/0000000000000000/d; s/\\\\t/ /g\'\\\'\'#\' bin/asm
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s#temp\\.o#/tmp/asm.o#g\' bin/asm
<ais523> asm l: loop l
<ais523> ` sed -i -e \'1s/n//\' bin/asm
<ais523> ` sed -i -e $(printf "1i\\\\\\n#!/bin/sh") bin/asm
<ais523> asm lea 0x1234, %al
<ais523> asm lea 0x1234, %ax
<ais523> asm lea 0x1234, %eax
<ais523> asm lead 0x1234, %eax
<ais523> asm leaq 0x1234, %rax
<ais523> asm leaq 0x1234, %eax
<ais523> asm retw
<ais523> asm retd
<ais523> asm ret $0x4
<ais523> asm ret
<ais523> asm cmpxchg16b %fs:0x12345678(%r9,%r10,8)
<ais523> ` sed -i -e \'s/-d/-d --insn-width=20/\' bin/asm
<ais523> asm movabs $0xa5, %rax
<ais523> ` chmod a+x bin/asm
<ais523> ` echo \'echo "$1" | as -c /dev/stdin -o temp.o; objdump -d temp.o | sed -e "1,/0000000000000000/d"\' >> bin/asm
<ais523> rm bin/asm
<ais523> asm mov $0xa5, %rax
<ais523> ` echo \'echo "$1" | as -c /dev/stdin -o temp.o; objdump -d temp.o | sed -e "1,/0000000000000000/d"\' >> bin/asm
<ais523> asm movabs $0xa5, %rax
<ais523> asm mov $0xa5, %rax
<ais523> asm mov $0xa5, %eax
<ais523> ` chmod a+x bin/asm
<ais523> ` echo \'echo "$1" | as -c /dev/stdin -o temp.o; objdump -d temp.o | tail -n 1\' >> bin/asm
<oerjan> learn The magic was in you all along.
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s=Controlled e=E=\' wisdom/drone\\ sex
<boily> le/rn quebec/Attache ta tuque with the spindle; there is around here fret!
<boily> le/rn Qu\xc3\xa9bec/Attache ta tuque avec d\'la broche; y fait frette icitte!
<shachaf> learn hugs are good
<boily> le/rn augur/augur took no cakes, but he\'s a linguist.
<oerjan> le/rn hyperbolic group/Hyperbolic groups are the best groups there are, they\'re totally awesome and cure cancer.
<oerjan> le/rn hyperbolic group/Hyperbolic groups are the best group there are, they\'re totally awesome and cure cancer.
<int-e> ` rm fshg test
<int-e> fetch http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg
<oerjan> ` echo ho >test
<int-e> le/rn drone sex/Drone sex has never been observed in the wild; in fact it\'s rare to see drones in their natural habitat because they are extremely shy. Controlled experiments with drones in captivity have only resulted in broken drones, and a rotor stuck in the ceiling. We are still looking for a biological explanation for the ever increasing drone population.
<int-e> rm wisdom/devious
<ais523> addquote <shachaf> What is an esolang?  <hppavilion[1]> shachaf: It\'s an archaic term for an Esolang
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s#cgi-bin.*#comics/ootslatest.html#\' wisdom/olist
<b_jonas> le/rn ayacc/ayacc is ais523\'s yacc parser generator implementation, get it from http://nethack4.org/media/alex/ayacc/ayacc.pl
<oerjan> learn The Tanebventory is big. Really big. For one thing, it contains a Hilbert hotel.
<Jafet> learn Afk wrote a famous story about hang.
<shachaf> learn An inventory is a collection of inventions.
<ais523> ` unicode --max 100 TRIANGLE | paste
<ais523> ` unicode TRIANGLE | paste
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/irc.dal.net/EFnet of DALnet/\' wisdom/welkom; mv wisdom/wel{kom,come.nl}
<tswett> loudly "It\'s pretty annoying." > wisdom/loudly
<tswett> le/rn kayayaya/Ka-ya-ya-ya. Ka-ya-ya-ya-ya. Ka-ya-ya-ya. Ka-ya-ya-ya-ya.
<tswett> le/rn category/A category is just a category object in the category of classes.
<oerjan> rm wisdom/monoids
<oerjan> learn Monoids are just the easy version of categories with a single object.
<boily> learn A primative is a reference to a value that you were robbed of.
<Taneb> addquote <fizzie> When life gives you limes, make esolangs.
<tswett> learn Delve is a static ability that functions while the spell with delve is on the stack. \xe2\x80\x9cDelve\xe2\x80\x9d means \xe2\x80\x9cFor each generic mana in this spell\xe2\x80\x99s total cost, you may exile a card from your graveyard rather than pay that mana.\xe2\x80\x9d The delve ability isn\xe2\x80\x99t an additional or alternative cost and applies only after the total cost of the spell with delve is determined.
<int-e> ` rm wisdom/\\$*
<boily> addquote <fungot> let\'s try to get the answers from biologists," he says. " these people used bin\'s power, authority and facilities to carry out this operation."
<oerjan> learn A gentlebeing is a gender and species neutral gentleman.
<oerjan> learn A gentlebeing is a gender neutral gentleman.
<hkgit03> ex argv.py
<oerjan> ` cp bin/{bienvenido,bienvenue}; sed -i \'s/\\.es/.fr/g\' bin/bienvenue
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/irc.dal.net/EFnet ou DALnet/\' wisdom/welcome.fr
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/{wisdom,welcome}.fr
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/{bienvenue,wisdom.fr}
<FreeFull> rm root
<FreeFull> ` ln -s / root
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/wisdome
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/The/The Wisdome is the/\' wisdom/wisdome
<oerjan> learn L is far too short to be a village in Wales.
<oerjan> learn Y is a commune in France. There\'s nothing funny about this.
<oerjan> learn B\xc3\xb8 is not just one, but _two_ municipalities in Norway. And not just three, but at least _four_ farms. Ah ah ah ah ah!
<fizzie> learn_append ii Except for speaking Swedish.
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/munc/munic/\' wisdom/ii
<fizzie> learn Ii is a muncipality in Finland, no matter what you do.
<oerjan> learn B\xc3\xb8 is not just one, but _two_ municipalities in Norway.  And not just three, but at least _four_ farms.  Ah ah ah!
<oerjan> learn B is _not_ a village in Norway, unless you\'re even worse than the BBC and drop strange letters altogether.
<oerjan> learn B is _not_ a village in Norway, unless you\'re even worse than the BBC and drop letters with things on top of them altogether.
<oerjan> learn B is _not_ a village in Norway, unless you\'re even worse than the BBC and drop accented letters altogether.
<oerjan> rm wisdom/toe
<hppavilion[1]> le/rn wisdome/The place where all of HackBot\'s wisdom is stored and forced to fight to the death for the freedom of being printed out when you type `wisdom
<hppavilion[1]> learn B is, in fact, a village in norway
<hppavilion[1]> learn b is, in fact, a village in norway
<oren_> le/rn the/the Toe of Harriness\'s Enclosure
<hppavilion[1]> learn the Toe of Harriness\'s Enclosure
<hppavilion[1]> learn The Toe of Harriness\'s Enclosure
<oren_> learn the foe is the Field-On Enemy
<hppavilion[1]> learn the Toe of Harriness\'s Enclosure
<oren_> learn foe Field-On Enemy
<hppavilion[1]> learn the Toe of Harriness\'s Enclave
<hppavilion[1]> learn Toe of Harriness\'s Enclave
<Phantom__Hoover> ` sed -i \'s/^yuy //\' wisdom/yuy
<hppavilion[1]> learn yuy yuy:yay::lulz:lol
<oerjan> rm wisdom/v\xc3\xa4lkommen
<tswett> rm bin/wat
<tswett> ln -s os bin/wat
<tswett> echo -e \'#!/bin/bash\\necho "$0" | sed -e \'\\\'\'s_.*/__\'\\\'\'\' > bin/os
<oerjan> mk wisdom/welcome.sv//Hej och v\xc3\xa4lkommen till den internationella knutpunkten f\xc3\xb6r esoterisk programmeringsspr\xc3\xa5ksdesign och -drifts\xc3\xa4ttning! F\xc3\xb6r mer information, se v\xc3\xa5r wiki: <http://esolangs.org/>. (F\xc3\xb6r den andra sortens esoterism, pr\xc3\xb6va #esoteric p\xc3\xa5 EFnet eller DALnet.)
<tswett> echo -e \'#!/bin/bash\\necho "$0" | sed -e "s_.*/__"\' > bin/os
<tswett> chmod +x bin/os
<tswett> echo -e \'#!/bin/bash\\necho "$0"\' > bin/os
<tswett> le/rn sth/"sth" is short for "something that hibernates".
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/and //;s/genders./genders, and voluminous but calm eyebrows./\' wisdom/taneb
<b_jonas> le/rn resolution/As of 2015, highest resolution commercial computer monitors are 5120x2880 Apple and 3840x2160 other.
<shachaf> rm oerjan/cat
<shachaf> touch oerjan/cat
<oerjan> rm oerjan
<tswett> ln -s w\xc3\xa4lc\xc3\xa5m\xc3\xa4 bin/walcama
<b_jonas> ` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nexec welcome "$@" | bin/en2sv\\n\' > bin/w\xc3\xa4lc\xc3\xa5m\xc3\xa4
<b_jonas> ` -e bin/en2sv || >bin/en2sv echo $\'#!/usr/bin/perl\\n\'\'use Encode; binmode *$_,"encoding(utf8)" for STDIN,STDOUT; local$/; for (split//,<STDIN>) { rand(5)<3 and y/EOeo/\\xc4\\xc5\\xe4\\xe5/; print }\'; chmod a+x bin/en2sv
<b_jonas> ` -e bin/en2sv || >bin/en2sv \'use Encode; binmode *$_,"encoding(utf8)" for STDIN,STDOUT; local$/; for (split//,<STDIN>) { rand(5)<3 and y/EOeo/\\xc4\\xc5\\xe4\\xe5/; print }\'; chmod a+x bin/en2sv
<b_jonas> ` >bin/w\xc3\xa4lc\xc3\xa5m\xc3\xa4 echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nexec welcome "$@" | sed "s/E/\xc3\x84/g;s/O/\xc3\x85/g;s/e/\xc3\xa4/g;s/o/\xc3\xa5/g"\\n\'
<b_jonas> ` >bin/w\xc3\xa4lc\xc3\xa5m\xc3\xa4 echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nwelcome | sed "s/E/\xc3\x84/g;s/O/\xc3\x85/g;s/e/\xc3\xa4/g;s/o/\xc3\xa5/g"\\n\'
<b_jonas> ` f=bin/w\xc3\xa4lc\xc3\xa5m\xc3\xa4; >"$f" echo $\'/bin/sh\\nwelcome | sed "s/E/\xc3\x84/g;s/O/\xc3\x85/g;s/e/\xc3\xa4/g;s/o/\xc3\xa5/g"\'; chmod a+x "$f"
<hppavilion[1]> echo "echo \\"Alas, poor \\$@, I knew him well!\\"" > bin/mourn
<hppavilion[1]> echo "echo \\"Alas, poor \\$@, I knew him well\\"" > bin/mourn
<hppavilion[1]> echo "echo \\"echo \\"Alas, poor \\$@, I knew him well!\\"" > bin/mourn
<hppavilion[1]> echo "echo \\"/me picks up a skull\\";echo \\"Alas, poor \\$@, I knew him well!\\"" > bin/mourn
<fizzie> chmod +x bin/mourn
<fizzie> echo "echo \\"Alas, poor \\$@, I knew him well\\"" > bin/mourn
<hppavilion[1]> touch bin/mourn
<nortti> chmod +x bin/FireFlist
<nortti> echo \'echo FireFly Eldis4\' > bin/FireFlist
<hppavilion[1]> complain Complaints file lacks file extension making it look like a directory. Which is confusing
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s/perl/perl -CSDA/\' bin/thanks
<fizzie> ` sed -i -e \'s,>/tmp/a.c &&,|,;s|/tmp/a.c|-x c -|\' bin/cc
<tswett> le/rn hthyh/"hthyh" is a common typo for "tithe".
<oerjan_nope> le/rn os/Os is the accusative plural of us. Also a municipality in Norway.
<oerjan_nope> rm wisdom/o
<oerjan_nope> learn_append os Also a municipality in Norway.
<oerjan_nope> learn Indonesia is a large island country in Asia and the world\'s most populous muslim country. Its major export is rayon textile from the Indonesian fnord.
<oerjan> learn An FSM is a state machine with noodly appendages.
<tswett> sed -i \'s/sys.stdin.read(3) or sys.argv\\[1\\]/len(sys.argv) >= 2 and sys.argv[1] or raw_input()/\' bin/loudly
<tswett> sed -i \'s/read(0)/read(3)/\' bin/loudly
<tswett> sed -i \'s/read(3)/read(0)/\' bin/loudly
<tswett> sed -i \'s/read()/read(3)/\' bin/loudly
<tswett> sed -i \'s/raw_input()/sys.stdin.read()/\' bin/loudly
<tswett> sed -i \'s/\\[0\\]/\\[1\\]/\' bin/loudly
<tswett> sed -i \'s/import itertools/import sys, itertools/\' bin/loudly
<tswett> sed -i \'s/raw_input()/raw_input() or sys.argv[0]/\' bin/loudly
<int-e> rm wisdom/equal
<shachaf> rm wisdom/<zombiecheney>
<int-e> ` rm wisdom/equals; ln -s equal wisdom/equal
<int-e> ` ln -s equals wisdom/equals
<int-e> forget <fizzie>
<oerjan> addquote <fizzie> I was watching a pair of otters, and somehow the name "Harry P. Otter" hasn\'t left my brain since.
<oerjan> learn <fizzie> I was watching a pair of otters, and somehow the name "Harry P. Otter" hasn\'t left my brain since.
<dipperswett> echo -e \'#!/usr/bin/env python\\nimport itertools\\ninp = raw_input()\\ncyc = itertools.cycle(["\\\\00304,09","\\\\00309,04"])\\nprint "".join(cyc.next() + c for c in inp)\' > bin/loudly
<dipperswett> echo -e \'#!/usr/bin/env python\\nimport itertools\\ncyc = itertools.cycle(["\\\\00304,09","\\\\00309,04"])\\nprint "".join(cyc.next() + c for c in raw_input())\' > bin/loudly
<dipperswett> chmod +x bin/loudly
<dipperswett> echo -e \'#!/usr/bin/env python\\nimport itertools\\ncyc = itertools.cycle(["\\00304,09","\\00309,04"])\\nprint "".join(cyc.next() + c for c in raw_input())\' > bin/loudly
<mroman> learn vatican is the super-rich part of italy. Sadly, it has a huge crime rate. You will be robbed.
<mroman> learn vatican is the super-rich part of italy. Sadly, it has a huge crime rate.
<mroman> learn vatican is the super-rich part of italy.
<dipperswett> echo -e \'\\x034,9S\\x039,4T\\x034,9O\\x039,4P\\x034,9 \\x039,4T\\x034,9H\\x039,4E\\x034,9 \\x039,4M\\x034,9A\\x039,4D\\x034,9N\\x039,4E\\x034,9S\\x039,4S\' > madness
<dipperswett> learn clbin is a "command line pastebin" web application: https://clbin.com
<izabera> ` bison > oerjan
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s#http.*#http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript#\' wisdom/olist
<oerjan> learn_append mapole A regulatory mapole measures 6\' by 12 kg, \xc2\xb10.5 inHg.
<oerjan> le/rn os/os is the accusative plural of us.
<oerjan> learn FurryScript is the hairiest of all esoteric languages.
<mauris> le/rn os/The accusative plural of us.
<tswett> le/rn os/Operating system.
<boily> learn hppavilion[1] se describe en las notas al pie. \xc2\xbfPorqu\xc3\xa9 no los dos? Nadie lo sabe.
<oerjan> learn hppavilion[1] is described in the footnotes.
<boily> ` sed -i \'s/the reals,/the reals, robots,/\' wisdom/tanebvention
<shachaf> learn Robots are deterministic finite Belgians that repeat themselves. Taneb invented them.
<int-e> learn Soap is the main ingredient for the iridescent visions that internet startups sell to investors.
<oerjan> ` touch test; sed -i \'r/haskell/\' test
<tswett> learn Rust is C++ as designed by the makers of Haskell.
<tswett> learn Rust is what Haskell would be if it were C++.
<tswett> le/rn rust/C++ is the Java version of C. Rust is the Haskell version of C.
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/C/C++/\' wisdom/rust
<tswett> learn Rust is the Haskell version of C.
<int-e> revert
<int-e> rm wisdom/progres
<boily> ` sed -i \'s/the reals,/the reals, progress,/\' wisdom/tanebvention
<int-e> learn Progress has been made today. It was invented by Taneb.
<Taneb> pastequotes
<int-e> ` rm frotz xyzzy bar
<int-e> ` echo bar >> bar
<int-e> touch xyzzy
<int-e> touch frotz
<int-e> revert accbc9c5c7ec
<boily> le/rn to-be-deleted/to-be-deleted
<ais523> echo wisdom/* | shuf | head -n 10 | xargs rm
<ais523> ls wisdom/* | shuf | head -n 10 | xargs rm
<shachaf> addquote <olsner> I\'ve heard that scow is oerjanspeak for something
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/French/German/\' wisdom/f\xc3\xbcng\xc3\xb6t
<boily> le/rn f\xc3\xbcng\xc3\xb6t/F\xc3\xbcng\xc3\xb6t is the French pronunciation of fungot.
<mroman> learn f\xc3\xbcng\xc3\xb6t is the french pronunciation of fungot.
<boily> ` sed -i \'s/START/SELECT] [START/\' wisdom/konami
<oerjan> learn Cubes come in all sizes, colors and materials, but only one shape.
<oren> makelist flist
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/  / /\' wisdom/pineapple # thoerjan
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/therefore//\' wisdom/pineapple
<shachaf> le/rn twhib/the world holds its breath
<mroman> learn fisdom is the domination by the federal inspection station.
<mroman> learn fisdom is the domination by the feder inspection station.
<boily> le/rn hockey/Hockey is okey, but parsley is gharsley.
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> rm wisdom/output
<oerjan> addquote <oren> I\'m making a new font. I\'m up to the capital E with diarhea
<Taneb> addquote <oren> int64_t is too long a name  <Jafet> It used to be too long long, but now it\'s just too long.
<shachaf> rm wisdom/tar
<oerjan> le/rn uwe boll/Uwe Boll is the undefined behavior of cinematography.
<mroman> learn word (Microsoft Word) was a text-editor for animated texts but not anymore.
<ais523> rm bin/\xef\xbc\xb7\xef\xbc\xa5\xef\xbc\xac\xef\xbc\xa3\xef\xbc\xaf\xef\xbc\xad\xef\xbc\xa5
<oerjan> learn The Rea is the river flowing through Birmingham. It is jealous of the other rivers having four letters.
<oerjan> learn Mosquitos are tiny vampires, sucking out your soul.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/supermarionation
<Phantom_Hoover> learn supermarionation is another name for the mushroom kingdom
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/\\*/?*/\' bin/mk
<int-e> ` sed -i 1a\'[[ "$1" = */* ]] || exit\' bin/slashlearn
<oerjan> ` echo \'Spj\xc3\xa6tt!\' >canary
<int-e> rm wisdom/watch too late!
<int-e> le/rn watch/Too late!
<int-e> le/rn watch Too late!
<Jafet> ` echo \'bienvenido "$@" | rainwords\' > bin/arienvenido && chmod +x bin/arienvenido
<Jafet> ` echo \'bienvenido | rainwords\' > bin/arienvenido && chmod +x bin/arienvenido
<ais523> addquote <fungot> tswett: stop being an associative list. [...] <shachaf> is tswett being an associative list again  <tswett> I\'m: sorry; I: can\'t help it;
<tswett> le/rn fundamental theorem of Taneb/The Fundamental Theorem of Taneb states that for all strings S, if S describes a thing, then it is provable that Taneb invented the thing described by S; and, furthermore, that it is provable that there exists a string T that describes a thing that Taneb did not invent.
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/Go,/Go, the universe,/\' wisdom/tanebvention
<shachaf> ` ln -s universe wisdom/the\\ universe
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/created/invented by Taneb/\' wisdom/universe
<int-e> learn The universe was created as an opposing force to oerjan.
<oren> learn RAII means you allocate in the constructor and deallocate in the destructor. There is no \'initializer\' involved.
<oren> le/rn RAII/RAII is Resource Allocation in the constructor... wait wait uh... Is uh, Initialization
<shachaf> learn_append olist http://www.giantitp.com/comics/ootslatest.html
<int-e> learn NIH was /not/ invented by Taneb.
<oren> ` xxd -r -p <<<\'E080b1\' >testend
<oren> ` cat <<<\'\xe3\x81\x9f\xe3\x81\xa8\xe3\x81\x88\xe3\x81\xb0\xe3\x81\x93\xe3\x81\xae\xe3\x83\xa1\xe3\x82\xbb\xe3\x83\xbc\xe3\x82\xb8\' >testbegin
<oren> ` xxd -r -p <<<\'D90a\' >testend
<Jafet> ` sed -i -e \'s,IOError,EOFError,\' bin/uniqs
<Jafet> ` sed -i -e \'s,python,/usr/bin/python,\' bin/uniqs
<Jafet> ` echo $\'#!python\\ns=set()\\ntry:\\n while True:\\n  l=raw_input()\\n  if l not in s:\\n   s.add(l)\\n   print(l)\\nexcept IOError:\\n pass\' > bin/uniqs && chmod +x bin/uniqs
<int-e> ` chmod +x bin/\\*
<int-e> ` echo \'echo $(ls bin | shuf -n 1) $*\' > bin/\\*
<Jafet> ` ln wisdom/haskell{,\\\'}
<mroman_> learn JSON is JavaSyntax Or Nothing.
<boily> le/rn fnord am/Fnord AM is the repeated hour that happens when DST resolves. It is customary to celebrate it with a Garou Ping if one is awake during that time.
<Jafet> ` echo -E \'hg log --removed "$1" | grep summary: | awk \'\\\'\'{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}\'\\\'\' | sed "s/.$/\\x0F&/" | xargs\' > bin/culprits && chmod +x bin/culprits
<b_jonas> ` o=bin/culprits-c && echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\n\'\'culprits "$@" | tr \\  \\\\n | sort | uniq -c | sort -rn | tr -s \\\\n\\  \\  \' > "$o" && chmod a+x "$o"
<Jafet> ` sed -i -e \'s,$, | sed "s/\\\\([][{}\\\\^a-zA-Z0-9_|\\\\\\\\\\\\`-]\\\\)\\\\([][{}\\\\^a-zA-Z0-9_|\\\\\\\\\\\\`-]\\\\+\\\\)/\\\\1\xe2\x80\x8b\\\\2/g",\' bin/culprits
<oerjan> addquote <Jafet> I guess the problem is, the cache size bounds the evilness of the memory bus
<oerjan> le/rn the question/The The Question is the fundamental mystery of #esoteric, and boily is its master.
<oren> le/rn RDF/RDF is something zzo38 knows about.
<oerjan> revert
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/was not/was/\' wisdom/\'this sentence\'
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> addquote <Jafet> Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I\'ll use the Banach-Tarski theorem."
<oerjan> learn A transformer is one who used to trans, but no longer does.
<oerjan> learn A transformer is one who used to transe, but no longer does.
<boily> learn A translater is one who transes a long time after the fact.
<int-e> mk a//blah//c
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> learn_append lions blah blah blah
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s=$= They get eaten by poets in stone dens.=\' wisdom/lion
<int-e> rm wisdom/ant
<Sgeo_> rm dice
<Sgeo_> echo "echo \'http://www.clickhole.com/video/dont-have-dice-handy-dice-simulator-gives-you-numb-2710\'" > bin/dice
<Sgeo_> echo "echo \'http://www.clickhole.com/video/dont-have-dice-handy-dice-simulator-gives-you-numb-2710\'" > dice
<Sgeo_> chmod a+x bin/dice
<Sgeo_> echo "http://www.clickhole.com/video/dont-have-dice-handy-dice-simulator-gives-you-numb-2710" > bin/dice
<Sgeo_> echo "http://www.clickhole.com/video/dont-have-dice-handy-dice-simulator-gives-you-numb-2710" > dice
<oerjan> ` rot13 < wisdom/shachaf >wisdom/funpun
<oerjan> rm wisdom/he
<oerjan> learn_append shachaf He hates bell peppers with a passion.
<oerjan> learn_append He hates bell peppers with a passion.
<oren> ` touch \'blah \\ blah \\ blah\'
<oerjan> le/rn tvtrope/We\'ll write about TVTropes here, we just have to finish these tabs first.
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/tvtrope{s,}
<oerjan> le/rn tvtropes/We\'ll write about TVTropes here, we\'ll just have to finish these tabs first.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/wikipedia
<Taneb> learn Wikipedia is a bit like TVTropes but in more languages
<oerjan> le/rn maths/Maths stands for Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/\'@\'
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/internationale
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/f/F/\' wisdom/fact
<enor> ` gcc -x c letersort
<enor> ` sed -i \'s/\\*s-\\*c/\\*c-\\*s/\' letersort
<enor> ` gcc -x c letersort
<enor> ` sed -i \'1i#include <stdio.h>\' letersort
<enor> ` gcc letersort
<enor> ` cat >>letersort <<<\'==EOF)break;putchar(c);i=0;}else{w[i++]=c;}}}\'
<enor> ` cat >>letersort <<<\'1){c=getchar();if(c<=32||c==EOF){qsort(w,i,1,compare);w[i]=0;printf("%s",w);if(c\'
<enor> ` cat >letersort <<<\'int compare(char *s,char *c){return*s-*c;}int main(){char w[40];int c,i=0;while(\'
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/myndzi
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/qdbformat/quoteformat/\' wisdom/quote*
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/qdbformat/quoteformat/\' wisdom/qdb*
<oerjan> ` rm wisdom/{qdbrules,qdbfmt}; mv wisdom/{qdbformat,quoteformat}
<oerjan> ` rm wisdom/{qdbfmt,quoteformat}; ln -s qdbformat wisdom/qdbfmt; ln -s qdbformat wisdom/quoteformat
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/qdbformat
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/tswett/t\xe2\x80\x8bswett/\' wisdom/ngevd
<oerjan> learn_append tswett because he\'s so bad at following directions.
<oerjan> revert
<tswett> sed -i wisdom/ngevd -e \'s/tswett/tswift/\'
<shachaf> ` ln -s \'`\' bin/\'\x0f\'
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/It invented/Its inventions include, without limitation,/\' wisdom/bbc
<int-e> learn The BBC is the BreadBox Corporation. It invented Muppets and tiny elfs.
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/$/  >^.^</\' cat
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/"$1"/*"$1"*/\' bin/wisdom
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s!wisdom!wisdom/"$1"!\' bin/wisdom
<shachaf> learn Hexchat is a variant of Smalltalk invented in Hexham.
<tswett> le/rn superexponential growth/Superexponential growth? SUPEREXPONENTIAL GROWTH?! HOLY CRAP!!!
<shachaf> learn_append twnh It is provided by a toe with no hair.
<tswett> le/rn whatchamacallit/A whatchamacallit is like a thwackamacallit, but less painful.
<oerjan> learn tmnh stands for teenage mutant ninja hths.
<shachaf> ` mv wisdom/tmn{,s}
<oerjan> learn tmns makes no sense.
<oerjan> addquote <ais523> (on another note, I love the way that the standard way to indicate that you get a reference is to make a different obscure reference to the same thing)
<shachaf> le/rn mauris/maur is the correct spelling
<ais523> le/rn hash 2346ad27d7568ba9896f1b7da6b5991251debdf2
<ais523> delquote 34
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> rm bin/wisdom
<int-e> ` sed -i s/them/it/ wisdom/torus
<int-e> learn A trick learnt is a trick half forgotten.
<int-e> revert
<int-e> ` learn A trick learnt is a trick half forgotten.
<shachaf> rm wisdom/bc
<int-e> ` sed -i s/knows/knew/ wisdom/metasepia
<mroman_> learn Can cans can cans?
<oren_> learn A tautology is a tautology. Oren invented them.
<oren_> learn A tautology is a tautology.
<oerjan> rm wisdom/zomiecheney
<oerjan> rm wisdom/zombiechenie
<oerjan> learn A herbalist is a list of herbas.
<shachaf> ` rm wisdom/wolfram; ln -s stephen\\ wolfram wisdom/wolfram
<shachaf> ` rm wisdom/bigchar*
<oerjan> rm wisdom/htmarriagel
<shachaf> ` for w in wisdom i hppavilion1; do hg cat -r 5714 wisdom/"$w" > wisdom/"$w"; done
<shachaf> rm wisdom/phi=e^i*t
<shachaf> ` rm wisdom/{fuck,\'<ZombieCheney>\'}
<shachaf> ` rm wisdom/{revery,that,42.,send,42,discard,\'<zzo38>\',ZombieCheney,ZomieCheney,ZombieChenie}
<ZomieCheney> learn ZombieChenie is a noob
<hppavilion1> revert
<ZomieCheney> learn hppavilion1 is ZombieCheney
<ZomieCheney> learn ZomieCheney is ZombieCheney
<oren_> learn ZombieCheney lives under a bridge.
<ZombieCheney> learn ZombieCheney is God
<tswett> echo \'\xe3\x83\xbc\xe3\x83\xbc\xe8\x9f\xb2\xe8\x9f\xb2\' > emoticons/swatter
<ZombieCheney> learn wisdom there is no wisdom
<ZombieCheney> learn <zzo38> is not The One
<ZombieCheney> learn Discard a card, then draw two cards
<ZombieCheney> learn 42 https://github.com/zackjk/The-Identity/blob/master/LICENSE
<tswett> echo \'the fuck? \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b_o)/\xc2\xaf\' > wisdom/fuck
<ZombieCheney> learn send your money to 13uRC2sXE1wMq7QT1bjxmPJZbRFH4Cqmbu
<ZombieCheney> learn 42.  That\xe2\x80\x99s it.  That\xe2\x80\x99s The Answer.  But you never really understood what The Ultimate Question was, did you?  So The Answer doesn\xe2\x80\x99t make sense without it. If you knew what the The Ultimate Question was, you might understand why The Answer is 42, and if that makes sense to you, you are one enlightened dude, dude.  Do you wanna know The Ultimate Question?  Are you ready? Ok, DON\xe2\x80\x99T PANIC:  What do you get if you
<ZombieCheney> learn that is worth the complexity
<ZombieCheney> learn revery defeat
<oren_> revert
<ZombieCheney> learn \xc3\xb8 =e^i*tau
<oren_> revert
<ZombieCheney> learn the wisdom for fuck is that we need not indulge in illusions.
<ZombieCheney> learn <ZombieCheney> wipes the floor with <oren_>
<ZombieCheney> learn Fuck yeah, ZombieCheney is hardcore!
<hppavilion1> (echo "users = [\'hppavilion1\', \'Not ZombieCheney\']"; echo "print \'These are the users who bothered to edit our file (If you did it, you are hardcore):\'"; echo "for x in users:"; echo "     print(x+\', \')") > script.py
<hppavilion1> (echo "users = [\'hppavilion1\', \'Not ZombieCheney\']"; echo "print \'These are the users who bothered to edit our file:\'"; echo "for x in users:"; echo "     print(x+\', \')") > script.py
<ZombieCheney> learn phi=e^i*t is the last equation
<ZombieCheney> learn phi=e^i*t
<hppavilion1> (echo "users = [\'hppavilion1\', \'Not ZombieCheney\'] \\ print \'These are the users who bothered to edit our file:\' \\ for x in users: \\     print(x+\', \')") > script.py
<ZombieCheney> learn ZombieCheney is neo
<ZombieCheney> learn I am not a bot
<hppavilion1> learn ZombieCheney is a bastard who ends sentences with commas such that we think there\'s more coming
<tswett> le/rn wfraatw/A WFRAATW is a well-founded recursive acronym akin to "WFRAATW".
<shachaf> addquote <ais523> hppavilion1: there\'s not much point in `addquoting an `addquote unless the person who added it was somehow significant, or there\'s interesting context  <ais523> because you can tell it was added from the fact that it\'s there
<ais523> delquote 1246
<hppavilion1> addquote <pikhq> `addquote <ais523> do we seriously not do quotes any more?
<pikhq> addquote <ais523> do we seriously not do quotes any more?
<hppavilion1> learn HTMarriageL I now pronounce you Markup Language and StyleSheet Language
<oren_> ` echo \xe5\x87\xb8 >emoticons/flipbird
<oren_> ` echo o\xe5\x87\xb8 >emoticons/flipbird
<oerjan> ` echo lol >emoticons/drowning
<oerjan> learn heh stands for hope ectoplasm helps.
<oren_> le/rn lol/lol stands for laughing out legends
<shachaf> learn ALOGL is a logarithmic language.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/ *$//\' wisdom/ocean
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/  / /g\' wisdom/ostrich
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/  / /g\' wisdom/{oerjan_,burlesque}
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/  / /g\' wisdom/{atrix,rtf,htdh}
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/  / /g\' wisdom/{finnish,spam,ci}
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/  / /\' wisdom/{gaspacho,sweden}
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/  / /\' wisdom/turkey wisdom/ostrich
<oerjan> ` rm canary; echo Spjong >canary
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/  / /\' wisdom/gazpacho # hth
<oerjan> revert
<hppavilion1_> learn `? Woooow you\'re sooooooooo metaaaa- No.
<hppavilion1> (echo "import sys"; echo "print(sys.argv)") > argv.py
<hppavilion1> (echo "users = [\'hppavilion1\']"; echo "print \'These are the users who bothered to edit our file:\'"; echo "for x in users:"; echo "    print(x+\', \')";) > script.py
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'2s/^/print_args_or_input "$@" | /\' bin/d\xc3\xb6ts
<hppavilion1> (echo "users = [\'hppavilion1\']"; echo "print \'These are the users who bothered to edit our file:\'"; echo "for x in users:"; echo "    print(\'\\\\t\'+x)";) > script.py
<hppavilion1> (echo "for x in users:"; echo "    print("\\t"+x)";) >> script.py
<hppavilion1> (echo "for x in users:"; echo "    print("\\t"+x)";) >> script.ppy
<hppavilion1> (echo "users = [\'hppavilion1\']"; echo "print \'These are the users who bothered to edit our file:\'") > script.py
<hppavilion1> (echo"users = [\'hppavilion1\']"; echo "print \'These are the users who bothered to edit our file:\'") > script.py
<boily> ` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nsed -re "y/aehiotuwxyAEHIOUWXY/\xc3\xa4\xc3\xab\xe1\xb8\xa7\xc3\xaf\xc3\xb6\xe1\xba\x97\xc3\xbc\xe1\xba\x85\xe1\xba\x8d\xc3\xbf\xc3\x84\xc3\x8b\xe1\xb8\xa6\xc3\x8f\xc3\x96\xc3\x9c\xe1\xba\x84\xe1\xba\x8c\xc5\xb8/"\' >bin/d\xc3\xb6ts && chmod a+x bin/d\xc3\xb6ts && wisdom | d\xc3\xb6ts
<hppavilion1> (echo "print \'Hello, World!\'" > script.py)
<hppavilion1> touch people.py
<oerjan> learn_append tanebvention He never invents anything involving sex.
<oerjan> rm wisdom/walruse
<oerjan> learn Walruses are invading.
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/  / /\' wisdom/boredom
<oerjan> learn A boredom is like a kingdom, except ruled by a bore.  They don\'t tend to last very long before people revolt.
<boily> learn A thirt is for throwsing snowballs at forty things.
<tswett> echo \'[11,11,11,15,15,23,12],[5,5,5,3,53,45,16,26,00,20,15,16,22,25,45,91,32,11,15,27,06,01,11,01,47,22,30,13,43,21,11,13,29,61,65,17,19,12,28,17,11,01,23,20,16,20,81,18,32,25,58,22.,1985,10.301350435,1555466973690094680980000956080767,13720946704494913791885940266665466978579582015128512190078...\' > wisdom/code
<FireFly> ` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nsed -re "y/aehiotuwxyAEIOUY/\xc3\xa4\xc3\xab\xe1\xb8\xa7\xc3\xaf\xc3\xb6\xe1\xba\x97\xc3\xbc\xe1\xba\x85\xe1\xba\x8d\xc3\xbf\xc3\x84\xc3\x8b\xc3\x8f\xc3\x96\xc3\x9c\xc5\xb8/"\' >bin/d\xc3\xb6ts && chmod a+x bin/d\xc3\xb6ts && wisdom | d\xc3\xb6ts
<boily> ` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nsed -re "y/aehiotuwxy/\xc3\xa4\xc3\xab\xe1\xb8\xa7\xc3\xaf\xc3\xb6\xe1\xba\x97\xc3\xbc\xe1\xba\x85\xe1\xba\x8d\xc3\xbf/"\' >bin/d\xc3\xb6ts && chmod a+x bin/d\xc3\xb6ts && wisdom | d\xc3\xb6ts
<FireFly> ` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nwisdom | d\xc3\xb6ts\' >bin/wisd\xc3\xb6m && chmod a+x bin/wisd\xc3\xb6m
<FireFly> ` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nsed -re "y/aoeuiy/\xc3\xa4\xc3\xb6\xc3\xab\xc3\xbc\xc3\xaf\xc3\xbf/"\' >bin/d\xc3\xb6ts && chmod a+x bin/d\xc3\xb6ts && wisdom | d\xc3\xb6ts
<FireFly> revert
<FireFly> ` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\ntr "aoeuiy" "\xc3\xa4\xc3\xb6\xc3\xab\xc3\xbc\xc3\xaf\xc3\xbf"\' >bin/d\xc3\xb6ts && chmod a+x bin/d\xc3\xb6ts && wisdom | d\xc3\xb6ts
<coppro> learn boxmodel is how we figure out how big Taneb\'s cage is going to be.
<oren_> le/rn konami/The konami code is \xe3\x8a\xa4\xe3\x8a\xa4\xe3\x8a\xa6\xe3\x8a\xa6\xe3\x8a\xa7\xe3\x8a\xa8\xe3\x8a\xa7\xe3\x8a\xa8\xe2\x92\xb7 \xe2\x92\xb6 [START]
<shachaf> rm wisdom/sport
<oren_> ` echo \xe3\x82\xaa\xe3\x83\xa9\xe3\x82\xaa\xe3\x83\xa9\xe3\x82\xaa\xe3\x83\xa9\xef\xbc\x88\xe4\xb8\x89\xef\xbd\xa5o\xef\xbd\xa5\xef\xbc\x89\xe4\xb8\x89\xe2\x98\x86\xe4\xb8\x89\xef\xbc\x88\xef\xbd\x80\xce\xb5\xc2\xb4\xe4\xb8\x89\xef\xbc\x89\xe7\x84\xa1\xe9\xa7\x84\xe7\x84\xa1\xe9\xa7\x84\xe7\x84\xa1\xe9\xa7\x84\xe7\x84\xa1\xe9\xa7\x84 > emoticons/useless
<oren_> ` echo \xe7\x84\xa1\xe9\xa7\x84\xe7\x84\xa1\xe9\xa7\x84\xe7\x84\xa1\xe9\xa7\x84\xe3\x83\xa0\xe3\x83\x80\xe3\x80\x9c\xef\xbc\x81 > emoticons/useless
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/creator/inventor/\' wisdom/nitia
<FireFly> le/rn bowser/A Bowser is a Koopa client for convenient administration of mooks in Mushroom Kingdom.
<shachaf> rm wisdom/whitespace
<oerjan> learn Kul\xc3\xb8r er rett stavem\xc3\xa5te.
<int-e> le/rn code/5 9 51 8 0 1 2 1 1 3 4 2 1 4 7 5 8 57 2 5 3 2 2 4 7 6 3 6 1
<oerjan> learn Eliott completes the set of stupid spellings.
<shachaf> learn nitia is the creator of all things. The BBC invented her.
<tswett> chmod +x bin/blessyou
<tswett> sed -e \'s_Thanks_Bless you_\' -e \'s_/Th/_/Bl/_\' -e \'s_/T/_/B/_\' < bin/thanks > bin/blessyou
<shachaf> rm wisdom/you
<shachaf> mk canary.orig//hi
<shachaf> rm file.orig
<shachaf> touch file.orig
<shachaf> rm canary.orig
<shachaf> touch canary.orig
<ais523> ` rm canary; ln -s bin/\\? canary
<shachaf> ` rm canary; ln -s .hg/store/data/canary.orig canary
<ais523> ` echo test > test2
<ais523> ` rm -r canary; touch canary
<tswett> revert
<tswett> rm bin -r
<tswett> cat blah > \'blah \\ blah\'
<tswett> le/rn warrigal/#esoteric\'s resident dingo. Sometimes pretends to be a human.
<oerjan> learn A character is just a homomorphism to the group of complex numbers of modulus 1.
<oerjan> learn A ridicule is a tiny particle composed of bad jokes.
<oerjan> rm wisdom/sine
<oerjan> ` hg log --remove wisdom/eurovision | paste
<oerjan> ` hg log -remove wisdom/eurovision | paste
<hppavilion1> learn sine sin(e) =0.410781290502908695476009492018360591888306970393415345304571...
<tswett> ` ln -s selflink bin/selflink
<b_jonas> `` sed -i \'s/;.*1"/; exec bash -c "$@"/\' \'bin/``\' # doesn\'t matter much, but can\'t hurt
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/  / /\' wisdom/norway
<tswett> sed -i -e "s/extensive/the author\'s extensive/" wisdom/sex
<oerjan> learn A resume is something that you use in order to end a pause in employment.
<oerjan> learn Sex is a board game which originated in Britain in the 1870s before spreading throughout Europe in the 1890s. Sex was introduced to the rest of the world by a book, "The Complete Guide to Sex", written and published in 1932, based on extensive experience with a wide variety of forms of European sex.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/s/S/\' wisdom/sex
<mroman> learn \xc4\xa5\xc3\xa4\xc5\x9dk\xc3\xa9ll is not what you were looking for. Try again.
<oerjan> le/rn \xc3\xb8l/\xc3\x98l, \xc3\xb8l og mere \xc3\xb8l.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/\'off by two\'
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/overt //\' wisdom/real
<shachaf> mk blah//hi
<shachaf> rm wisdom/yo
<oerjan> revert
<shachaf> rm wisdom/yo
<oren\n> le/rn CSV/CSV\xe7\x8c\xabstands\xe7\x8c\xabfor\xe7\x8c\xabCat\xe7\x8c\xabSeparated\xe7\x8c\xabValues
<oren\n> le/rn CSV/CSV stands for Cat Separated Values
<ais523> le/rn resume/a resume is something that you use in order to end a pause in employment
<shachaf> rm wisdom/solain
<shachaf> rm wisdom/\xe3\x83\xbd\xe0\xbc\xbc\xe0\xba\x88\xd9\x84\xcd\x9c\xe0\xba\x88\xe0\xbc\xbd\xef\xbe\x89
<tswett> learn sex is a board game which originated in Britain in the 1870s before spreading throughout Europe in the 1890s. Sex was introduced to the rest of the world by a book, "The Complete Guide to Sex", written and published by Taneb in 1932, based on Taneb\'s extensive experience with a wide variety of forms of European sex.
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/  / /\' wisdom/brick
<shachaf> le/rn el camino real/There is no royal road to analytic geometry.
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/a /an overt /\' wisdom/real
<shachaf> rm wisdom/wisdom:
<shachaf> ` sed -i -e \'s/\\w\\+ \\w\\+ //\' -e \'s/leave them/be left/\' wisdom/hppavilion1
<hppavilion1> learn hppavilion1 is higgledy piggledy / hp pavilion / doesn\'t like jokes that are / written in text; // uncontroversially, / one in a million is / roughly the chance they won\'t / leave them perplexed
<hppavilion1_> learn yo mama so fat, insert joke here
<coppro> learn java is a programming-language shaped collection of misfeatures
<ais523> learn mycology is a Befunge-98 (also -93 to some extent) testsuite that can be found at https://deewiant.iki.fi/projects/mycology/
<Taneb> learn epsilon stands for Extensible Platform of Integrated Languages for Model Management (EPILMM)
<oerjan> revert
<tswett> ` echo uuu >> wisdom/color
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'2curl wisdom\' bin/pastewisdom
<shachaf> ` mv bin/mk{e,x}
<oren\n> ` le/rn \'ruby/Ruby is a programming language from Japan, that Eventually decided to support non-ascii characters.\'
<shachaf> rm wisdom/friend
<int-e> ` rm wisdom/unlambda*i
<int-e> le/rn unlambda/``ci`r`.!`.l`.a`.i`.v`.i`.r`.t`. `.t`.s`.e`.\'`.c`. `.,`.a`.d`.b`.m`.a`.l`.n`.U`ci
<int-e> le/rn unlambda ``ci`r`.!`.l`.a`.i`.v`.i`.r`.t`. `.t`.s`.e`.\'`.c`. `.,`.a`.d`.b`.m`.a`.l`.n`.U`ci
<shachaf> ` rm wisdom/wisisis*
<shachaf> ` rm bin/addwep
<shachaf> ` tail -n1 wisdom/piet > /tmp/$$; mv /tmp/$$ wisdom/piet
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/sport{s,}
<oren\n> ` le/rn sports/An activity where you sit on your butt, while in a faraway city, burly men exercise.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/atm
<oerjan> learn Sgeolang is probably Rust ATM.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'1N;s/\\n/ /\' wisdom/wise
<oren> ` le/rn ruby/Ruby is a programming language from Japan, that Eventually decided to support non-ascii characters.
<oren> ` le/rn hockey/Hockey is a winter sport played from october to june.
<shachaf> le/rn newline/Newlines are le/rn\'s \\ biggest weakness.
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/ei\\|or/n&/g\' wisdom/sgeolang
<int-e> ` echo It\\\'s neither clockwise nor counterclockwise nor otherwise. >> wisdom/wise
<shachaf> le/rn wise/Uninstalling software installed by the Wise Installation Wizard is unwise.
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/  / /\' wisdom/thwackamacallit
<oerjan> le/rn rdococ/RDOCOCLIKESTOMAKELANGUAGESLIKETHIS
<oerjan> le/rn rdococ RDOCOCLIKESTOMAKELANGUAGESLIKETHIS
<shachaf> le/rn equal temperament/Equal temperament is just intonation that\'s evenly spaced.
<oerjan> learn Metaplace \xe2\x99\xab is where I want to be, \xe2\x99\xab I never m*%\xc2\xa4)&"#NO CARRIER
<oren> ` cat >emoticons/gaaan <<<\'\xef\xbd\xb6\xef\xbe\x9e~(\xef\xbe\x9f\xef\xbe\x9b\xef\xbe\x9f;)~\xef\xbe\x9d\'
<nortti> learn grue is the colour of the trees and the ocean
<zzo38> learn Zork is like York, except for the first letter.
<shachaf> rm bin/boo
<Jafet> mk wisdom/just intonation//Bad-tempered people can be recognized by just intonation.
<shachaf> mke bin/boo//echo "$0" "$@"
<shachaf> mk bin/mk//[[ "$1" == *//* ]] || exit 1; key="${1%%//*}"; value="${1#*//}"; echo "$value" > "$key" && echo "$key"
<shachaf> ` chmod +x bin/mke
<shachaf> mk bin/mke//key=$(mk "$@") && echo "$key" && chmod +x "$key"
<shachaf> mk bin/mke//key=$(mk "$@") && echo "$key" || exit; chmod +x "$key"
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/made \xc2\xab$key\xc2\xbb/$key/\' bin/mk
<shachaf> rm wisdom/hi
<shachaf> mk wisdom/hi//hi
<shachaf> mk hi//ho
<shachaf> mk bin/mk//[[ "$1" == *//* ]] || exit 1; key="${1%%//*}"; value="${1#*//}"; echo "$value" > "$key"; echo "made \xc2\xab$key\xc2\xbb"
<shachaf> mk hi//hi
<shachaf> ` echo \'[[ "$1" == *//* ]] || exit 1; key="${1%%//*}"; value="${1#*//}"; echo "$value" > "$key"; echo "made \xc2\xab$1\xc2\xbb"\' > bin/mk; chmod +x bin/mk
<oerjan> learn Turkey was the center of an empire that gobbled up much of Eastern Europe and the Middle East, something which brought them into conflict with Ostrich.  In the 19th century the overstuffed empire started declining, and after the Great War it was cut up like so much Shish Kebab.
<oerjan> learn Turkey was the center of an empire that gobbled up much of Eastern Europe and the Middle East, something which brought them in conflict with Ostrich.  In the 19th century the overstuffed empire started declining and after the Great War it was cut up like so much Shish Kebab.
<oerjan> learn Ostrich used to be a large middle European empire in frequent conflict with Turkey.  After a famine it sort of split into Ostrich/Hungry.  Alas its policy of keeping its head in the sand did not get it through the Great War, and with its final attempts to take flight failing, it ended up cut into several pieces.
<oerjan> learn Ostrich used to be a large middle European empire.  After a famine it sort of split into Ostrich/Hungry.  Alas its policy of keeping its head in the sand did not get it through the Great War, and with its final attempts to take flight failing, it ended up cut into several pieces.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/790887/1053793/\' bin/ls
<zzo38> `` sed -i \'s/https.*wisdom.pdf/listing it in private/\' bin/ls
<zzo38> revert
<zzo38> `` echo \'#!/bin/bash \\ if /bin/ls -id "$@" 2>/dev/null | grep -q ^790887 ; then echo "As the wisdom directory contains many files named after nicks, listing it in public annoys people. Try /bin/ls in private instead."; else exec -a ls /bin/ls "$@"; fi\' > bin/ls
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/log/log --removed/\' bin/culprits
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/hg/hg --removed/\' bin/culprits
<oren> ` cat >emoticons/kyaa <<<\'(\xe2\x89\xa7\xe2\x88\x87\xe2\x89\xa6)/\'
<tswett> chmod +x bin/run
<tswett> echo \'echo run run run\' > bin/run
<oren> ` cat >emoticons/gaan <<<\'(\xc2\xb0\xd0\x94\xc2\xb0)\'
<shachaf> ` echo hi > selflink
<shachaf> rm selflink
<tswett> echo \'\xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b_o)/\xc2\xaf\' > emoticons/shrug
<tswett> ln -s selflink selflink
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s,entry,entry because having an actual infinite file in wisdom/ makes all manner of stuff bloody awkward,\' wisdom/ngevd
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'1244s/< o/<o/\' quotes
<coppro> addquote < oerjan> i should tae an IQ test.  i must have dropped at least 30 points.
<shachaf> learn wisdom: taking the ovenware out of the oven before turning it on
<boily> addquote <HackEgo> badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom
<boily> delquote 1243
<badger> le/rn culprit/`culprits` is a program that lists the lists the nicks responsible for a wisdom entry. Usage: `culprits wisdom/ENTRY
<badger> le/rn culprit/`culprits` is a program that lists the lists the nicks responsible for a wisdom entry. Usage: `culprits wisdom/ENT
<badger> le/rn culprit/`culprits` is a program that lists the lists the nicks responsible for a wisdom entry. Usage: `culprits wisdom/ENTR
<boily> addquote <HackEgo> badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom
<badger> ` sed -i \'s/people/lists the nicks/\' wisdom/culprit
<badger> ` sed -i \'s/names those/lists the people/\' wisdom/culprit
<badger> ` sed -i \'s/culprits/`culprits`/\' wisdom/culprit
<badger> ` sed -i \'s#$# Usage: `culprits wisdom/ENTRY#\' wisdom/culprit
<badger> revert
<mushroom> ` sed -i \'s/wisdom entry/file/\' wisdom/culprit
<mushroom> le/rn culprit/culprits is a program that names those responsible for a wisdom entry.
<FireFly> ` sed -ri \'s,sed "[^"]*",sed "s/.$/\\\\x0F\\&/",\' bin/culprits
<FireFly> ` sed -i \'s/&[^/]*/\\&\\\\x0F/\' bin/culprits
<oerjan> ` rm -r canary; echo toot >canary
<FireFly> ` sed -i \'s/xargs/\\&/\' bin/culprits
<FireFly> revert
<FireFly> ` sed -ri \'s,xargs,sed "s/./\\&\\xE2\\x80\\x8B/" | &,\' bin/culprits
<FireFly> ` sed -ri \'s,xargs,sed "s/./&\\xE2\\x80\\x8B/" | &,\' bin/culprits
<shachaf> ` echo \'hg log "$1" | grep summary: | awk \'\\\'\'{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}\'\\\'\' | xargs\' > bin/culprits; chmod +x bin/culprits
<shachaf> ` echo \'F="$(find wisdom -type f | shuf -n1)"; echo -n "${F#wisdom/}/" | rnooodl; cat "$F" | rnooodl\' > bin/wisdom
<oerjan> learn_append mapole The army version includes a spork, a corkscrew and a moose whistle.
<oerjan> ` rm canary/canary; echo chirp >canary/canary
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> revert
<shachaf> le/rn #esoteric/there is no channel but #esoteric. monqy is the cenro\xc3\xafd of #esoteric.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/ also tswett\xe2\x80\xbc/\' wisdom/ngevd
<oerjan> undo 5499
<oerjan> rm wisdom/ngevd
<oerjan> ` rm wisdom/torus; echo test >wisdom/torus; undo 5462
<tswett> ` ln -s /proc/self/cmdline wisdom/reflection
<tswett> ` ln -s /dev/urandom wisdom/ngevd
<tswett> rm wisdom/ngevd
<int-e> ` true > Complaints
<Phantom_Hoover> rm wisdom/torus?
<Phantom_Hoover> learn Torus? He hardly knew us! he did inventus though
<mroman_> echo > Complaints
<mroman_> complain Bye
<mroman_> echo Hi >> Complaints
<ais523> revert 5484
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> revert 5484
<oerjan> ` rm canary; mv test canary
<oerjan> ` rmdir canary; echo hm >canary
<oerjan> ` rm canary/canary
<oerjan> ` mv canary/test .
<oerjan> ` echo test >test; rm canary; mv test canary
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/auf .*/auf EFnet oder DALnet.)/\' wisdom/willkommen
<ais523> addquote <Taneb> Could we achieve SETI with only naive set theory?
<shachaf> le/rn universal property/Universal properties are the best.
<ais523> ` ln -sf . canary/canary
<ais523> ` rm canary/canary
<ais523> ` ln -s .. canary/canary
<shachaf> ` rm canary; mkdir canary
<ais523> ` rm -r looptest
<ais523> ` mv temp-canary looptest/canary
<ais523> ` ln -sf canary temp-canary
<oren> le/rn \xe3\x80\x80/\xe3\x80\x80 is a space, unless you\'re hackego and don\'t understand wide characters.
<mroman_> learn Dinosaurs are a diverse group of pre-historic chickens with feathers.
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/tr.*/tr \\\\\\(\\\\\\)\\\\\\<\\\\\\> \\\\\\)\\\\\\(\\\\\\>\\\\\\</\' bin/emoclew
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/tr.*/tr \\(\\)\\<\\> \\)\\(\\>\\</\' bin/emoclew
<int-e> learn The Procrastination is destined to rule the world... right after watching this last funny cat clip on youtube.
<int-e> learn Me is a proud member of the tEaM.
<zzo38> learn 2600 Hz is the tone made by Captain Crunch\'s whistle.
<Deewiant> learn Deewiant is the world expert on Befunge conformance testing.
<oerjan> ` rm wisdom/torus; ln -s \'the torus\' wisdom/torus
<oerjan> undo 5464
<oerjan> ` rm wisdom/torus; echo test >wisdom/torus
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> ` rm wisdom/torus; echo test >wisdom/torus
<oerjan> le/rn ocean/The Pacific Ocean is half the world and surrounded by fire. The Atlantic Ocean is less cool than its giant underwater mountain range. The Arctic Ocean is cold. The Indian Ocean is full of typhoons and non-Eurocentric shipping.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/moutain/mountain/\' wisdom/ocean
<oren> le/rn tar/The command you\'re looking for is probably either tar -xavkf or tar -cavf
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/le/rn
<shachaf> ` rm wisdom/le; mkdir wisdom/le; echo \'le/rn makes creating wisdom entries manually a thing of the past\' > wisdom/le/rn
<oren> le/rn apt-get/apt-get installs whatever you wanted, plus whatever Mark Shuttleworth wanted.
<oren> le/rn C#/C Pound is Java\'s good twin.
<zzo38> learn Unicode is a mess invented in 1988 by Xerox, Microsoft, the Spanish Inquisition, and the evil Human Supremacy Corporation, in order to make it easier for the government to spy on Chinese people.
<zzo38> `` echo \'wc -l Complaints\' > bin/complaints; chmod +x bin/complain; chmod +x bin/complaints
<zzo38> `` echo \'print_args_or_input "$@" >> Complaints; echo Complaint filed. Thank you.\' > bin/complain
<zzo38> `` rm complaints
<zzo38> `` rm complaints; echo "" > complaints
<zzo38> le/rn AmigaMML/Only fools such as zzo38 and so on try to use AmigaMML on a PC. Real Men try to use AmigaMML on a Amiga computer. \\ https://devlabs.linuxassist.net/projects/amigamml/wiki/Frequently_and_unfrequently_asked_questions
<zzo38> `` rm wisdom/\'plain tex\'
<oerjan> learn PDF stands for Pretty Depressing Format.
<zzo38> `` sed -i \'s/.$//\' wisdom/\'plain tex\'
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/\'plain tex\'
<zzo38> le/rn plain tex/Plain TeX is plain annoying. THAT\'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU NAG
<oerjan> le/rn plain tex/Plain TeX is plain annoying.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/on .*/on EFnet or DALnet./\' wisdom/esoteric
<boily> pastequotes
<oerjan> learn Amiga is Spanish for a female friend.
<oerjan> learn Amiga is spanish for a female friend.
<zzo38> learn Gopher is int-e\'s vision of the successor of HTTP/2. But zzo38 thought of it first.
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/as \\(.*\\)/as [\\1]/\' wisdom/chuchich\xc3\xa4schtli
<oerjan> le/rn recursive/See: recursion
<oerjan> learn Infinitives are atomic verbs. They were first split in the 1940s, and the world hasn\'t looked back since.
<oerjan> learn Who cares about ancient cases anyway?
<oerjan> le/rn whom/See: who
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/c/C/\' wisdom/codensity
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/shuf | head -n1/shuf -n1/\' bin/wisdom
<shachaf> ` echo \'F="$(find wisdom -type f | shuf | head -n1)"; echo -n "${F#wisdom/}/"; cat "$F"\' > bin/wisdom
<oerjan> ` rm test*
<int-e> ` echo cough > canary
<oerjan> ` ln -s real wisdom/"the reals"
<oerjan> ` rm wisdom/"the reals"
<oerjan> ` rm wisdom/"{the reals}"
<oerjan> ` ln -s wisdom/{"the reals"} real
<oerjan> ` ln -s real wisdom/{"the reals"}
<oerjan> ` ln -s wisdom/{real,"the reals"}
<shachaf> rm wisdom/recursion see:clich\xc3\xa9s.
<oerjan> le/rn recursion See:clich\xc3\xa9s.
<int-e> le/rn recursion/You might expect a reference to recursion here, but to make it interesting you\'ll actuallSTACK OVERFLOW
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/was/was not/\' wisdom/this\\ sentence
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/, and/, the reals, and/\' wisdom/tanebvention
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/\\..*/./\' wisdom/real
<oerjan> mv wisdom/{"the reals",real}
<zzo38> le/rn All The Tropes/A card game where you win if you collect *all* of the tropes.
<shachaf> le/rn whitespace/see https://www.bing.com/search?q=whitespace
<Taneb> learn codensity is just mass per volume with all the arrows reversed.
<shachaf> le/rn the reals/The reals are a complete ordered Brazilian currency invented by Taneb in 1994. They are universally useful in homotopy.
<zzo38> le/rn accounting/<BAL|FSV> = 0
<oerjan> learn RTF stands for Rich\'s Text Format, invented by Rich Burlew.  In addition to plain text it supports simple stick figures.
<oerjan> rm wisdom/random-word-that-isnt-in-the-wisdom-yet
<oerjan> slashlearn forth/Since Biblical times, Forth has been the go-to language for multiplication.
<oerjan> learn Famicom is a famous sitcom from Japan.
<shachaf> le/rn nah/no ambiguity here
<zzo38> le/rn pipe/This is not a pipe.
<shachaf> le/rn lord/The way of the Lord is not just.
<shachaf> learn Copower rrupts.
<oerjan> learn Eliot inverted cats, then Taneb stole his inversion.
<shachaf> learn Eliot invented cats, then Taneb stole his invention.
<shachaf> learn Eliot inveted cats, then Taneb stole his invention.
<oerjan> slashlearn natural transformation/A natural transformation is a transformation of something containing no chemicals.
<shachaf> learn Eliot invented cats.
<shachaf> rm wisdom/natural transformation
<shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/the category of functors/a functor category/\' wisdom/natural\\ transformation
<shachaf> le/rn le/rn seems to be working rn but it didn\'t earlier
<shachaf> le/rn le/rn may or may not work
<shachaf> le/rn le/rn may and may not work
<oerjan> le/rn le/rn may or may not work
<shachaf> ` ln -s ../bin/slashlearn le/rn
<oerjan> ` rm le/rn; ls -s ../bin/slashlearn le/rn
<shachaf> ` mkdir le; ln -s ../bin/learn le/rn
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/aah //\' wisdom/aah
<Taneb> addquote <ais523> after a while doing esolangs, you kind-of forget negative numbers exist  <ais523> they\'re so unnatural
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/kallisti
<oerjan> learn Fternoon is the time of day when the Danes usually eat their fternooners.
<oerjan> ` sed -i \'s/en .*/en EFnet o DALnet.)/\' wisdom/welcome.es
<shachaf> ` echo \'N=$(find wisdom -type f | wc -l); F="$(find wisdom -type f | head -n $((RANDOM % N)) | tail -n1)"; echo -n "${F#wisdom/}/"; cat "$F"\' > bin/wisdom; chmod +x bin/wisdom
<fizzie> units 300000 seconds -> hours
<oerjan> learn A thwackamacallit is like a whatchamacallit, but more painful.  See mapole.
<oerjan> learn IRC is short for "Internet Relay Chat". It is named so because all the servers are constructed from relays.
<oerjan> ` cat /dev/null >wisdom/nak
<FireFly> ` iconv --list | paste
<Jafet> ` tail -c +4 bin/cc >/tmp/cc && mv /tmp/cc bin/cc && chmod +x bin/cc
<Jafet> ` (echo \'\xe2\x80\x8b#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'echo "$@" | sed \'\\\'\'s/\\\\/\\n/g\'\\\'\' >/tmp/a.c && gcc -w -Wfatal-errors -std=c11 -O2 /tmp/a.c -o /tmp/a.out && /tmp/a.out\') >bin/cc && chmod +x bin/cc
<Jafet> ` (echo \'\xe2\x80\x8b#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'echo "$@" | sed \'s/\\\\/\\n/g\' >/tmp/a.c && gcc -w -Wfatal-errors -std=c11 -O2 /tmp/a.c -o /tmp/a.out && /tmp/a.out\') >bin/cc && chmod +x bin/cc
<Jafet> ` {echo \'\xe2\x80\x8b#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'echo "$@" | sed \'s/\\\\/\\n/g\' >/tmp/a.c && gcc -w -Wfatal-errors -std=c11 -O2 /tmp/a.c -o /tmp/a.out && /tmp/a.out\'} >bin/cc && chmod +x bin/cc
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/on irc.*/on EFnet or DALnet.)/\' wisdom/welcome
<oren> rm scrip7.c
<oren> gcc scrip7.c -lm -fwrapv -o bin/scrip7
<oren> fetch https://raw.githubusercontent.com/orenwatson/scrip7/master/scrip7.c
<oerjan> learn_append oren He\'ll orobablu get the hang of toycj tuping soon.
<oerjan> slashlearn hmph/His Master\'s Phonetic Hmph
<oerjan> sed -i "5invd" bin/slist
<Jafet> learn orin is oren\'s evil twin, stalking him from the other side of the international date line.
<orin> learn orin Orin is known as oren. Orin was called Warren by half his teachers.
<mroman> learn_append mroman He\'s also an artist in unconventional warfare.
<izabera> ` echo echo code injection > 0; chmod +x 0; PATH=.; echo x | mapfile -c1 -C \'\'
<nvd> learn nvd is what Taneb calls himself when he wants to feel professional.
<FireFly> pastequotes fungot
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/evil/famous evil/\' wisdom/oerjan
<nortti> learn ALGOL stands for A Programming Language
<mroman> learn APL stands for Algorithmic Programming Language.
<nortti> learn APL stands for Algorithmic Language
<mroman> learn APL is the programming language everyone secretely wants to use but can\'t admit it in public IRC channels.
<oren> ` chmod a+x bin/\xce\xbf\xcf\x85\xce\xb5\xce\xbb\xce\xba\xce\xbf\xce\xbc\xce\xb5
<oren> ` echo \'welcome | sed -e "s/th/\xce\xb8/g;s/ch/\xcf\x87/g;s/q/\xce\xba\xcf\x85/;s/w/\xce\xbf\xcf\x85/g;s/W/\xce\x9f\xcf\x85/g;y/ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz/\xce\x91\xce\x92\xce\x9a\xce\x94\xce\x95\xce\xa6\xce\x93\xce\x97\xce\x99\xce\xaa\xce\x9a\xce\x9b\xce\x9c\xce\x9d\xce\x9f\xce\xa0\xce\xa8\xce\xa1\xce\xa3\xce\xa4\xce\xa5\xce\x92\xce\xa9\xce\x9e\xce\x97\xce\x96\xce\xb1\xce\xb2\xce\xba\xce\xb4\xce\xb5\xcf\x86\xce\xb3\xce\xb7\xce\xb9\xcf\x8a\xce\xba\xce\xbb\xce\xbc\xce\xbd\xce\xbf\xcf\x80\xcf\x88\xcf\x81\xcf\x83\xcf\x84\xcf\x85\xce\xb2\xcf\x89\xce\xbe\xce\xb7\xce\xb6/"\' >bin/\xce\xbf\xcf\x85\xce\xb5\xce\xbb\xce\xba\xce\xbf\xce\xbc\xce\xb5
<b_jonas> ` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nwelcome "$@" | \'\'sed "s/\\<\\(.\\)/\\u\\1/g"\' > bin/Welcome && chmod a+x bin/Welcome
<b_jonas> ` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nwelcome "$@" | sed "s/\\<\\(.\\)/\\u\\1/g"\' > bin/Welcome && chmod a+x bin/Welcome
<b_jonas> ` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nwelcome "$@" | sed s/o/\xc3\xb6/g\' > bin/welc\xc3\xb6me && chmod a+x bin/welc\xc3\xb6me
<b_jonas> ` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nwelcome "$@" | sed s/l/ll/g\' > bin/wellcome && chmod a+x bin/wellcome
<b_jonas> ` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nwelcome "$@" | sed s/l/ll/g\' > bin/wellcome && chmod a+x bin/vellcome
<b_jonas> ` echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nwelcome "$@" | tr Ww Vv\' > bin/velcome && chmod a+x bin/velcome
<oerjan> ` mv bin/{r13elcome,erypbzr}
<oerjan> ` mv bin/{welcome13,jrypbzr}
<oerjan> ` ln -s /dev/null complaints
<oerjan> rm complaints
<oerjan> undo 5334
<oerjan> learn The CIs are a secret society led by David Morgan-Mar, bent on conquering the world from Sydney with web comics and unsolvable puzzles.  They invented Taneb.
<oerjan> learn The CIs are a secret society led by David Morgan-Mar, bent on conquering the world from Sydney with web comics and unsolvable puzzles.
<zzo38> `` rm complaints
<oerjan> (cat bin/emptylist; echo \'we forgot to implement this command\') >bin/whoops; chmod +x bin/whoops
<int-e> complain there is no "whoops" command
<S1> rm tests
<S1> echo \'1\\n2\' > tests
<puritania> rm complaints
<S1> gcc hello.c
<mroman> learn Perl is the Perfect Emacs Rewriting Language
<oerjan> learn Gblh but less helpful.
<int-e> ` sed \'s/==/!=/\' < bin/CaT > bin/cAt; sed \'s/CaT/cAt/\' < bin/WeLcOmE > bin/wElCoMe; chmod +x bin/cAt bin/wElCoMe
<shachaf> revert 5324
<izabera> ` echo harry ron hermione >> bin/emptylist
<shachaf> revert
<izabera> ` echo harry ron hermione >> bin/emptylist
<izabera> ` echo james lily >> bin/emptylist
<oerjan> ` (echo \'#!/bin/bash\'; echo \'print_args_or_input "$@" | tr a-z A-Z | sed \'"\'"\'s/$/ CHICKEN/\'"\'") >bin/poulet
<oerjan> ` rm bin/{y,z}
<int-e> learn dc is short for "dump core". (try it out yourself: dc -e \'[\')
<Eldis4> pastequotes django
<elliott> pastequotes django
<oerjan> delquote 1240
<oerjan> addquote <rdococ> what? I just wanted a laugh... lol  <rdococ> I need to stop using lol, lol  <olsner> just stop then, hth
<oerjan> addquote <rdococ> what? I just wanted a laugh... lol  <rdococ> I need to stop using lol, lol  <olsner> just stop then
<izabera> ` sed -i "s/^/TIMEFORMAT=\'real: %lR, user: %lU, sys: %lS\' /" bin/\\`
<rdococ> revert
<rdococ> revert
<elliott> sed -i \'s/-c/-c --/\' \'bin/`\'
<int-e> learn A funciton is the number of burgers to eat when I get one.
<Jafet> ` echo \'main(i){while(i&&i||i);}\' >/tmp/a.c && gcc -c -std=c99 -Wall -Wextra /tmp/a.c
<Jafet> ` echo \'main(i){while(i+=2<3);}\' >/tmp/a.c && gcc -c -std=c99 -Wall -Wextra /tmp/a.c
<oerjan> ` rm wisdom/zy*-*
<oerjan> ` mv wisdom/zygohistomorphic{," prepromorphism"}
<oerjan> learn A zygohistomorphic prepromorphism is used when you really need both semi-mutual recursion and history and to repeatedly apply a natural transformation as you get deeper into the functor.
<mroman> learn Gopher is int-e\'s vision of the successor of HTTP/2.
<int-e> learn A browser is a Gopher client for convenient access to Gopher services and documents.
<oerjan> learn \xc3\xa5 is the same letter as \xc3\x85, unless you\'re HackEgo and don\'t understand things on top of letters.
<Taneb> learn \xc3\x85 _is_ a village in Norway, unless you\'re the BBC and don\'t understand things on top of letters.
<oerjan> slashlearn tdt/That doesn\'t tdt.
<Taneb> pastequotes
<shachaf> ` echo -ne \'#!/bin/sh\\ngrep -P -i -n "$1" quotes | cut -d \':\' -f 1 | xargs\\n\' > bin/quotenums; chmod +x bin/quotenums
<shachaf> learn A relrod is a machine useful for finding the Force.
<mroman> learn Water is a squishy substance that creeps along the floor and can suddenly fall from the heavens.
<oerjan> learn A hand in the bush is better than a stoned bird.
<oerjan> learn A hand in the bush is better than a stoned bird hth
<zzo38> ` echo \'export LANG=C; bash -c "$1"\' > bin/\\`\\`; chmod +x bin/\\`\\`
<FireFly> ` rm wisdom/canary; ln -s ../canary wisdom/canary; ls -l wisdom/canary
<FireFly> ` ln -s canary wisdom/canary; ls -l wisdom/canary
<oerjan> addquote <Taneb> Over the weekend I got asked what I was cosplaying no less than 5 times [...] <Taneb> I was, in fact, not cosplaying
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> addquote <Taneb> Over the weekend I got asked what I was cosplaying no less than 5 times  <Taneb> I was, in fact, not cosplaing
<Taneb> echo "thants" > wisdom/thanks\\ ants
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/Lachine/Lachine, apparently involving cookie dealing/\' wisdom/boily
<izabera> ` { echo \'elliott \' ; printf \'%s\\n\' {a..z} ; } > random_elliott; shuf --random-source /dev/zero random_elliott | tr -d \'\\n\'
<izabera> ` rm alphabet
<izabera> ` printf %s\\\\n {a..z} > alphabet; shuf --random-source /dev/zero alphabet | tr \'\\n\' \' \'
<oerjan> addquote <oren> is instant coffee stronger than espresso? I think it must be... [...] <oren> Ohh.... so apparently the jar says one scoop of powder per mug, I assumed an equal amount of powder and boiling water
<oerjan> addquote <elliott> `addquote <olsner> boily: thanks for getting quoted saying django btw, now I\'m only in 87.5% of the django quotes [...] <olsner> ah, the inevitable result of mentioning django
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> addquote <olsner> ah, the inevitable result of mentioning django
<elliott> addquote <olsner> boily: thanks for getting quoted saying django btw, now I\'m only in 87.5% of the django quotes
<izabera> rm twolines.gz
<izabera> { echo first; echo second; } > twolines
<izabera> ` gzip twolines | zcat
<izabera> ex -sc ,p twolines
<izabera> { echo first; echo second; } > twolines
<izabera> echo \'int main() { return 42; }\' | gcc -x c - && ./a.out; echo $?
<elliott> echo \'int main() { return 123; }\' | gcc -x c - && ./a.out; echo $?
<oerjan> cp bin/{bienvenido,benvenuto}; sed -i \'s/es/it/g\' bin/benvenuto
<oerjan> cp bin/{bienvenido,benvenuto}; sed -i \'s/es/it/\' bin/benvenuto
<oerjan> cp bin/{bienvenido,benvenuto}; sed -i \'s/es/it/\' bin/bienvenuto
<oerjan> addquote <fungot> boily: the proc is invoked. before or after the evaluator transfers control to a certain class of anime characters with long hair and loud music
<oerjan> learn fungot is our beloved channel mascot and voice of reason.
<oerjan> learn oren is a Canadian esolanger who would like to obliterate time zones so that he can talk to his father who lives in the same house.
<oerjan> rm wisdom/mad #this thing has been too damn true lately
<gamemanj> rm quine.c
<gamemanj> quines/c > quine.c
<gamemanj> rm quine.c
<gamemanj> gcc -oquines/c quine.c
<gamemanj> fetch https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21184720/quine.c
<mauris> pastequotes nooodl
<olsner> echo cat fu > bin/fu; chmod +x bin/fu
<mroman> echo  \xe1\xb6\xa0\xe1\xb6\xb8\xe1\xb6\x9c\xe1\xb5\x8f\xe2\x99\xa5\xe1\xb5\xa7\xe2\x82\x92\xe1\xb5\xa4 > fu
<oerjan> addquote <Taneb> I need to get out of my habit of eating business cards...
<oerjan> addquote <Taneb> cpressey, Agda is a function that maps cabal install to an electric heater
<ais523> addquote <elliott> oerjan: if the answer is no then it might as well be yes
<ais523> pastequotes lambda
<shachaf> rm bin/pbflistdeluxe
<vanila> learn Zygohistomorphic-prepromorphism Used when you really need both semi-mutual recursion and history and to repeatedly apply a natural transformation as you get deeper into the functor
<oerjan> learn A morphism is just a natural transformation between two functors on 1.
<int-e> ` echo \'The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.\' > wisdom/cake
<Taneb> addquote <oerjan> i guess norway just isn\'t cold
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> addquote <ais523> <spambot> Please enter the message for your recipients here. You are free to enter and edit your message just like you do it in your favorite text editor! This editor supports different fonts, tables, images and much more. Just replace this text with you own message and proceed to the mass mailing!  <ais523> this is confirming a few theories of mine
<mroman> echo "How old are you?" > "wisdom"/"drone sex"
<mroman> learn cyberdrone is a drone flying in cyberspace.
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/the //\' wisdom/drone
<mroman> learn drones are tools used to perform certain criminal actions that were not possible in the ancient times.
<mroman_> learn blsqbot is the owner of the bot \'mroman\'.
<Jafet> ` sed -i \'s/M/Trigotillectomic M/\' wisdom/boily
<oerjan> slashlearn haiku/\xf0\x9f\x80\xa8\xe3\x82\x84\xe2\x9b\x84
<shachaf> ` hg log --keyword delquote | paste
<shachaf> pastequotes
<int-e> learn ants are animals too hth
<oerjan> addquote <boily> life is overrated. it\'s only another expendable resource.
<int-e> fetch http://www.seas.upenn.edu/~cis194/spring13/extras/02-ADTs/error.log
<shachaf> slashlearn zzo38mtg/http://zzo38computer.org/textfile/miscellaneous/magic_card/cards.txt
<int-e> ` chmod +x bin/elcome
<int-e> ` echo \'welcome "$@" | sed s/\\\\\\<.//g\' > bin/elcome
<oerjan> ` cp bin/201{4,5}; sed -i \'s/=/!=/\' bin/2015
<oerjan> rm bin/2015
<nortti> ` ln bin/2014 bin/2015
<nortti> rm bin/2015
<nortti> sed -i \'s/2014/$(basename "$0")/\' bin/2014
<oerjan> ` cp bin/201{4,5}; sed -i \'s/2014/205/;s/=/!=/\' bin/2015
<int-e> ` ln -s quote bin/\\\'
<oerjan> learn The 1 is just for disambiguation.
<oerjan> learn 1 is just for disambiguation.
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/looking for/in search of/\' wisdom/vanila
<int-e> ` echo \'In a cruel twist of fate, vanila has come to #esoteric looking for wisdom.\' > wisdom/vanila
<oerjan> addquote <int-e> (I need to stop talking about my habits so much (Uh I\'m doing it again, STOP! (Uh I give up. (Really, I should stop doing this all the time. (AAARGH!)))))
<Taneb> ` chmod +x bin/2014
<Taneb> ` echo "fi" >> bin/2014
<Taneb> ` echo "then echo \\"Hello, world!\\"" >> bin/2014
<Taneb> ` echo "if [ \\$(date +%Y) = \\"2014\\" ]" >> bin/2014
<Taneb> revert 6b7474824ec6
<Taneb> ` chmod +x bin/2014
<Taneb> ` echo "fi" >> bin/2014
<Taneb> ` echo "then echo \\"Hello, world!\\"" >> bin/2014
<Taneb> ` echo "if [ (\\$date +%Y) = \\"2014\\" ]" >> bin/2014
<Taneb> revert 6b7474824ec6
<Taneb> ` chmod +x bin/2014
<Taneb> ` echo "fi" >> bin/2014
<Taneb> ` echo "then echo \\"Hello, world!\\"" >> bin/2014
<Taneb> ` echo "if [ ($date +%Y) = \\"2014\\" ]" >> bin/2014
<Taneb> ` echo "#!/bin/sh" > bin/2014
<int-e> ` sed -i -e \'1228s/$/\xef\xbd\x93/\' quotes
<coppro> addquote <{\\[oren]|}> \xef\xbd\x9a\xef\xbd\x9a\xef\xbd\x8f\xef\xbc\x93\xef\xbc\x98\xef\xbc\x9a\xef\xbd\x89\xef\xbd\x94\xe3\x80\x80\xef\xbd\x97\xef\xbd\x89\xef\xbd\x8c\xef\xbd\x8c\xe3\x80\x80\xef\xbd\x83\xef\xbd\x81\xef\xbd\x95\xef\xbd\x93\xef\xbd\x85\xe3\x80\x80\xef\xbd\x90\xef\xbd\x92\xef\xbd\x8f\xef\xbd\x82\xef\xbd\x8c\xef\xbd\x85\xef\xbd\x8d\xef\xbd\x93\xe3\x80\x80\xef\xbd\x82\xef\xbd\x99\xe3\x80\x80\xef\xbd\x82\xef\xbd\x85\xef\xbd\x89\xef\xbd\x8e\xef\xbd\x87\xe3\x80\x80\xef\xbd\x88\xef\xbd\x89\xef\xbd\x8c\xef\xbd\x81\xef\xbd\x92\xef\xbd\x89\xef\xbd\x8f\xef\xbd\x95
<elliott> addquote <oren> when i was a kid it used to snow on christmas eve. what is this "freezing rain", "sleet" crap?  <vanila> yeah seriously, who is evn in charge anymore?  <oren> apparently not santa claus  <zzo38> Santa Claus is dead by now.
<Taneb> echo "Tanebventions include D-modules, Chu spaces, automatic squirrel feeders, the torus, Stephen Wolfram, Go, weetoflakes, persistence, and this sentence." > wisdom/tanebvention
<Taneb> echo "Taneb invented persistence long ago, and it\'s been around ever since." > wisdom/persistence
<oerjan> ` echo fnord >test; chmod +x test; ./test
<elliott> addquote <b_jonas> fungot, do you like running double exponential time algorithms?  <fungot> b_jonas: im not sure
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/\xc2\xb0/\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b/\' wisdom/\'`?\'
<elliott> gcc -std=c99 -x c MaFV && ./a.out
<elliott> fetch http://sprunge.us/MaFV
<b_jonas> >bin/ctof echo $\'#!/usr/bin/perl\\n$c=0+$ARGV[0]; printf"%.2f\xc2\xb0C = %.2f\xc2\xb0F",$c,$c*9/5+32;\' && chmod a+x bin/ctof
<b_jonas> chmod a+x bin/ftoc
<b_jonas> >bin/ftoc echo $\'#!/usr/bin/perl\\n$f=0+$ARGV[0]; printf"%.2f\xc2\xb0F = %.2f\xc2\xb0C",$f,($f-32)*5/9;\'
<int-e> ` cd interps/c-intercal/inst/bin; ln -s ../share/ick-0.29/* .
<int-e> ` sed -i 1a"export CPATH=/hackenv/interps/c-intercal/inst/include/ick-0.29" interps/c-intercal/c-intercal
<int-e> revert
<int-e> ` sed -i 1a"export CFLAGS=-I/hackenv/interps/c-intercal/inst/include/ick-0.29" interps/c-intercal/c-intercal
<int-e> ` ln -s ../share/ick-0.29/ick-wrap.c interps/c-intercal/inst/bin
<Jafet> ` echo "<Jessicatz> you play too much nethack when: you look down both sides of the corridor, start to sweat and then realize you\'re looking at your email address" >wisdom/nethack
<oerjan> addquote <elliott> listen. listen. jesus has saved me from talking about undefined behaviour in C with you any more, and He could save you too.
<FireFly> ` sed -ir \'s/sed.*/tr -d aeoiu/\' bin/wlcm; cat bin/wlcm
<FireFly> ` sed -ir \'s/.$/g&/\' bin/wlcm; cat bin/wlcm
<oerjan> learn int-e \xc3\xa4r inte svensk.
<oerjan> learn int-e \xc3\xa4r inte svensk
<fizzie> rm useless_file.txt
testing manually
<oerjan> learn_append myname His evil twin brother is Perl.
<oerjan> addquote <coppro> at one point I\'m pretty sure I fixed a sound problem with "apt-get remove pulseaudio" and it wasn\'t even installed
<oerjan> learn_append boily He is seriously lacking in the f-word department.
<Bike> echo \'#include <stdio.h>\\nint main(void) { return printf("%d %d %d %d\\n", 0<!0, 0<! 1, 1<!0, 1<!1); }\' | gcc -Wall -x c -
<Bike> echo \'int main(void) { printf("%d %d %d %d\\n", 0<!0, 0<! 1, 1<!0, 1<!1); }\' | gcc -Wall -x c -
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'47s/SOURCE/2/;48s/2/SOURCE/\' interps/gcccomp/gcccomp  # now that you mention it, I see no immediate reason why the order could not just be swapped
<Taneb> learn Taneb is not elliott, no matter who you ask. He also isn\'t a rabbi although he has pretended in the past. He has at least two backup keyboards with dodgy SHIFT KEys, and cube root of five genders. (See also: tanebventions)
<oerjan> learn_append oerjan He can never remember the word "amortized" so he put it here for convenience.
<shachaf> ` ln -s dontaskdonttelllist bin/don\\\'taskdon\\\'ttelllist
<elliott> addquote <Dulnes> Anyways i actually do have food in my house and this time its not coffee based
<int-e> ` sed -i 5d bin/dontaskdonttelllist
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> ` touch hmm; touch $\'hmm\\n? hello\'
<shachaf> revert 5151
<shachaf> ` slashlearn \'identity function/blah\'; rm -f wisdom/\'identity function\'
<fizzie> slashlearn identity function/just verifying
<shachaf> ` (cat bin/slashlearn | head -n-1; echo \'echo $op\'; tail -n1 bin/slashlearn) > /tmp/foo; chmod +x /tmp/foo; /tmp/foo \'identity function/blah\'; rm -f wisdom/\'identity function\'
<fizzie> ` (cat bin/slashlearn | head -n-1; echo \'echo $op\') > /tmp/foo; chmod +x /tmp/foo; /tmp/foo \'identity function/blah\'; rm /wisdom/\'identity function\'; slashlearn \'identity function/blah\'; rm /wisdom/\'identity function\'
<shachaf> rm wisdom/identity function
<shachaf> ` slashlearn \'identity function/blah\'
<shachaf> rm wisdom/identity function
<shachaf> slashlearn identity function/The identity function is a mockingbird.
<shachaf> rm wisdom/identity function
<shachaf> slashlearn identity function/The identity function is a mockingbird.
<shachaf> rm wisdom/identity function
<shachaf> slashlearn identity function/The identity function is an identity bird.
<shachaf> ` sed -i -e \'3a [ -e wisdom/"$topic" ] && op=\'\\\'\'Overwrote\'\\\'\' || op=\'\\\'\'Wrote\'\\\'\'\' -e \'s/Learned/$op/\' bin/slashlearn
<mroman> learn mockingbird is watching you.. closely! Is it mocking you? Probably.
<mroman> echo "The identity function is a mockingbird." > wisdom/"identity function"
<mroman> echo "indentity function is the function that measures how indented source code is." > wisdom/"indentity function"
<mroman> forget indentity
<mroman> bin/learn "indentity function" is the function that measures how indented source code is.
<mroman> forget indentity
<mroman> learn indentity function is the function that measures how indented source code is.
<mroman> learn_append mroman He invented the identity function.
<FireFly> ` rm hej you
<oerjan> learn_append mroman He can design password hashes that are worse than the identity function.
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/ He/. He/\' wisdom/mroman
<mroman> learn_append mroman He also likes black madness.
<shachaf> ` rm -r wisdom/d
<shachaf> revert 5134
<shachaf> revert
<elliott> find wisdom -type f -print0 | xargs -0 grep -El \'(is|are) just\' | xargs -I\'{}\' rm \'{}\'
<elliott> find wisdom -type f -print0 | xargs -0 grep -El \'(is|are) just\' | xargs rm
<Hipe> touch py.py
<mroman> learn MD5 is a hash algorithm mainly used by underdeveloped aliens.
<b_jonas> echo $\'#!/usr/bin/perl\\n\'\'sub k{my$t;$t=~y/IVXLC/XLCDM/,$t.=("",I,II,III,IV,V,VI,VII,VIII,IX)[$_]for/./g;$t}$_=(shift=~/(\\w+)/)[0];print k,$/\' > bin/toroman && chmod a+x bin/toroman
<b_jonas> echo $\'#!/usr/bin/perl\\n\'\'sub k{my$t;$t=~y/IVXLC/XLCDM/,$t.=("",I,II,III,IV,V,VI,VII,VIII,IX)[$_]for/./g;$r{$t}=$_;$t}print k((shift=~/(\\w+)/)[0]),$/\' > bin/toroman && chmod a+x bin/toroman
<b_jonas> echo $\'#!/usr/bin/perl\\n\'\'sub k{my$t;$t=~y/IVXLC/XLCDM/,$t.=("",I,II,III,IV,V,VI,VII,VIII,IX)[$_]for/./g;$r{$t}=$_;$t}k for s""\\$"..4e3;print $r{(shift=~/(\\w+)/)[0]},$/\' > bin/fromroman && chmod a+x bin/fromroman
<b_jonas> echo $\'#!/usr/bin/perl\\n\'\'$_=shift;sub k{my$t;$t=~y/IVXLC/XLCDM/,$t.=("",I,II,III,IV,V,VI,VII,VIII,IX)[$_]for/./g;$$t=$_;$t}k for s""\\$"..4e3;print eval(),$/\' > bin/fromroman && chmod a+x bin/fromroman
<b_jonas> echo $\'#!/usr/bin/perl\\n\'\'$_=<>;sub k{my$t;$t=~y/IVXLC/XLCDM/,$t.=("",I,II,III,IV,V,VI,VII,VIII,IX)[$_]for/./g;$$t=$_;$t}k for s""\\$"..4e3;print eval(),$/\' > bin/fromroman && chmod a+x bin/fromroman
<Hipe> echo \\n >> script.py
<Hipe> echo "print(\'Hello World!\')">>script.py
<Hipe> touch script.py
<mroman> learn Alice doesn\'t want to go among mad people.
<Hipe> echo \'print("TEST\\n")\\n\'>>you
<Hipe> touch you
<metal> touch faith
<metal> rm cool.txt
<metal> touch cool.txt
<elliott> delquote 1223
<elliott> addquote <fungot> elliott: lambda the ultimate
<oerjan> pastequotes fungot
<oerjan> ` rm bin/rienvenido #It\'s too long for extra color codes
<tswett> chmod +x /hackenv/bin/rienvenido
<tswett> echo -e \'#!/bin/sh\\nbienvenido "$@" | rainwords\' > /hackenv/bin/rienvenido
<mroman> learn_append mroman_ (NSFW)
<mroman> learn_append mroman (SFW)
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'22s/$JAVA_OPTS //\' bin/js
<oerjan> fetch http://lpaste.net/raw/113500
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/keyboards/keyboards with dodgy SHIFT KEys/\' wisdom/taneb
<fizzie> echo foo | \\! glass \'{M[maI!bO!cA!dae.?<1>c(ne).?=/dac.?bo.?dae.?<1>c(ne).?=\\]}\' | hd
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s/command/or interp command/\' ibin/help
<fizzie> ! glass {M[mxA!yO!a<1>=b<0>=c<20>=/ccc*<1>xs.?=b*y(on).?" "yo.?ba*aa*b*xa.?==\\]}
<fizzie> ! glass {M[mxA!yO!a<1>=b<0>=c<10>=/ccc*<1>xs.?=b*y(on).?" "yo.?ba*aa*b*xa.?==\\]}
<fizzie> ! glass {M[mxA!yO!a<1>=b<0>=c<10>=/ccc*<1>xs.?=b*y(on).?" "yo.?a*b*,,\\]}
<fizzie> ! glass {M[mxA!yO!a<1>=b<0>=c<10>=/ccc*<1>xs.?=b*y(on).?" "yo.?a*b*a=b=\\]}
<fizzie> ! glass {M[mxA!yO!a<1>=b<0>=c<10>=/ccc*<1>xs.?=b*y(on).?" "yo.?\\]}
<fizzie> ! glass {M[mxA!yO!a<1>=b<0>=c<10>=/ccc*<1>xs.?=b*y(on).?" "yo.?a*a*b*xa.?a=b=\\]}
<fizzie> ! glass {M[mxA!yO!a<1>=b<0>=c<10>=/ccc*<1>xs.?=b*y(on).?" "yo.?\\]}
<fizzie> ! glass {M[mxA!yO!a<1>=b<0>=c<10>=/ccc*<1>xs.?=b*y(on).?\\]}
<fizzie> ! glass {M[mxA!yO!a<1>=b<0>=c<10>=c*y(on).?/ccc*<1>xs.?=b*y(on).?\\]}
<fizzie> ! glass {M[mxA!yO!a1=b0=c<10>=c*y(on).?/ccc*1xs.?=b*y(on).?\\]}
<Bicyclidine> sed -i \'s/calurl/calls/\' ibin/help
<fizzie> ! glass {M[mxA!yO!a1=b0=c(10)=c*y(on).?/ccc*1xs.?=b*y(on).?\\]}
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s/ls ibin/url ibin/\' ibin/help
<fizzie> ! glass {M[mxA!yO!a1=b0=c(10)=b*y(on).?/ccc*1xs.?=b*y(on).?\\]}
<fizzie> ! glass {M[myO!(42)y(on).?]}
<oerjan> revert
<fizzie> ! glass {M[myO!"foo"yo.?]}
<fizzie> ! glass {M[mxA!yO!a1=b0=c(10)=/ccc*1xs.?=b*y(on).?\\]}
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s/ls /url /\' ibin/help
<fizzie> ! glass {M[mxA!a1=b0=c(10)=/ccc*1xs.?=\\]}
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s/` for/ for/\' ibin/help
<oerjan> sed -i "2s/$/\'/" ibin/help
<oerjan> chmod +x ibin/help
<oerjan> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo "echo \'"\'The ! command calls various language interpreters transfered from old EgoBot. Try `ls ibin/` for a list.\') >ibin/help
<int-e> ` rm abc
<int-e> ` echo abc > abc
<oerjan> rm mtp
<oerjan> rm test
<oerjan> echo mtp >test
<int-e> ` ln -s /tmp mtp; cd mtp; pwd; env pwd; rm mtp
<nortti> sed -i \'/nortti/d\' bin/slist
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/-R/-p1 -R/\' bin/undo
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> revert 5069
<oerjan> hg diff -c 3920 | paste
<oerjan> sed -i \'s|rm bin/slist; ||\' bin/slist
<oerjan> revert
<Taneb> slist
<fizzie> rm bin/bf; echo $\'#! /bin/bash\\n[[ $# > 0 ]] || { echo "Run what?"; exit 1; }\\nci="$*"\\necho -n "${ci#*!}" | /hackenv/interps/egobf/src/egobfi8 <(echo -n "${ci%%!*}")\' > bin/bf; chmod +x bin/bf
<fizzie> rm bin/bf; echo $\'#! /bin/bash\\n[[ $# > 0 ]] || { echo "Run what?"; exit 1; }\\nci="$*"\\necho -n "${ci#*!}" | /hackenv/interps/egobfi/src/egobfi8 <(echo -n "${ci%%!*}")\' > bin/bf; chmod +x bin/bf
<fizzie> rm bin/bf; echo $\'#! /bin/bash\\n[[ $# > 0 ]] || { echo "Run what?"; exit 1; }\\nci="$*"\\necho -n "${ci#*!}" | echo /hackenv/interps/egobfi/src/egobfi8 <(echo -n "${ci%%!*}")\' > bin/bf; chmod +x bin/bf
<oerjan> ln -s ../interps/egobf/src/egobfi8 bin/bf
<oerjan> rm bin/bf
<oerjan> ln -s ../interps/egobf/src/egobfi bin/bf
<oerjan> rm bin/bf
<oerjan> ln -s interps/egobf/src/egobfi bin/bf
<oerjan> sed -i \'/!9/d\' "index.html?dl=1812"
<oerjan> fetch http://paste.eu.pn/?dl=1812
<oerjan> echo "mroman(use query)" >> bin/dontaskdonttelllist
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> echo "mroman (use query)" >> bin/dontaskdonttelllist
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> echo mroman >> bin/dontaskdonttelllist
<mroman> learn The password of the month is \'PlayItSweetly,TakeMeDown,Oh,Jazzman\'
<shachaf> rm bin/quachaf
<oerjan> rm wisdom/hi
<oerjan> learn_append hi shmere
<oerjan> learn hi there
<oerjan> sed -i \'6s/[*]/"\\n/\' bin/learn_append
<oerjan> sed -i \'6cecho -n "Learned \'"\'"\'$topic\'"\'"\': *cat "wisdom/$topic"\' bin/learn_append
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'6cecho -n "Learned \'"\'"\'$topic\'"\'"\': "\\\'"\\n"\'cat "wisdom/$topic"\' bin/learn_append
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> rm bin/learn
<oerjan> learn Hi there
<oerjan> sed -i \'4c\\echo "Learned \'"\'"\'$topic\'"\'"\': $1"\' bin/learn
<oerjan> mv wisdom/categorical{," product"}
<b_jonas> learn categorical product is like when you have two category elements A and B then their product is element C iff there are two morphisms p:C->A and q:C->B such that for every element X and morphisms u:X->A and v:X->B there is a morphism w:X->C such that u=wp and v=wq.
<mroman_> learn hipchat is a chat where you can communicate solely by using meme-emoticons but shouldn\'t.
<Taneb> echo "loop: see loop" > wisdom/loop
<Taneb> learn groups are just loops with the property of associativity
<mroman_> learn chuchich\xc3\xa4schtli is spoken as \xcb\x88\xcf\x87\xca\x8a\xcf\x87\xcb\x90i\xcb\x8c\xcf\x87\xc3\xa6\xca\x83\xcb\x90tli
<fizzie> delquote 1220
<fizzie> delquote 1220
<elliott_> addquote <Taneb> ...my university\'s Scandinavian Society is having a trip to IKEA
<oerjan> learn TIL that TIL means Today I Learned
<oerjan> addquote <mroman_> piece of cake doing this stuff in Burlesque :P [19 lines later] <mroman_> I hate Burlesque :(
<oerjan> rm crunchfuck
<oerjan> ` rm binpipes moop.txt
<oerjan> rm gcccomp
<Bike> gcc -Wall hello.c
<oerjan> learn Swedish is the language of fine cuisine.
<mroman_> learn forty means "in a fort-like manner"
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> chmod +x gcccomp; mv gcccomp interps/gcccomp
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/gcccomp
<oerjan> sed -i \'1222s/we/[...] we/;1222s/$/ [...]/\' quotes
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'1222s/fungot/<fungot>/\' quotes
<int-e> addquote fungot we have today opened a smoking zone behind the hemicycle
<oerjan> learn Atrocity is the capital of the Atrocious Empire.
<oerjan> slashlearn fnord/? \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b_o)/\xc2\xaf
<oerjan> echo \'Who told you this?\' >wisdom/XQELEKCTHZVBDBQR
<shachaf> rm wisdom/words and spaces
<shachaf> slashlearn words and spaces/something with /slashes/ in it
<shachaf> ` chmod +x bin/slashlearn
<shachaf> ` echo $\'#!/bin/bash\\ntopic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | cut -d / -f 1)\\n[ -z "$topic" ] && exit 1\\nvalue=$(echo "$1" | cut -d / -f 2-)\\necho "$value" > wisdom/"$topic" && echo "Learned \xc2\xab$topic\xc2\xbb"\' > bin/slashlearn
<oerjan> rm wisdom/testabull
<oerjan> learn_append testabull Hi there.
<oerjan> rm test
<oerjan> learn The password is XQELEKCTHZVBDBQR
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> echo test >test
<oerjan> revert 4999
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> learn The password is XQELEKCTHZVBDBQR
<oerjan> rm bin/learn_append
<oerjan> revert 4969
<oerjan> forget XQELEKCTHZVBDBQR
<zui438s> learn \xe0\xaf\x8c \xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c\xe0\xaf\x8c
<zui438s> learn \xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0 \xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0\xe3\x80\xa0
<zui438s> learn \xe0\xaf\xb5  \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5 \xe0\xaf\xb5
<zui438s> cd wisdom; ln -s loop
<zui438s> rm wisdom/loop/loop
<zui438s> ln -s wisdom/loop wisdom/loop
<zui438s> echo \\r\\n\\t\\0\\0\\0 > wisdom//./==
<zui438s> learn j34yath4ytqa hy803qwyhu[ a3vh0[34vy083qh 4t[\' 3wtht 3w\'hs34t3qh t083at
<zui438s> echo false is true > wisdom/false
<zui438s> echo true is false > wisdom/true
<zui438s> echo false is true > wisdom/true
<zui438s> echo true is false > wisdom/true
<mroman_> learn XQELEKCTHZVBDBQR Who told you this?
<mroman_> learn_append fizzie Fizzie is a bot controlled by fungot.
<Lyrissa> rm *\\`*
<Lyrissa> revert 4980
<Lyrissa> touch feep
<Lyrissa> touch "\\`echo test > testing12345; mv testing12345 .hg\\`.orig"
<Lyrissa> fetch http://google.com
<\`ls\`> touch testing123456
<`ls`> touch testing12345
<Lyrissa> touch "\\`ls\\` \\$(ls) \\"\\\';ls"
<Lyrissa> touch "\\`ls\\`"
<Lyrissa> echo "test" > test
<Lyrissa> touch test_file_12345; hg add .; hg commit -u Lyrissa -m "Testing Commit"
<Lyrissa> rm bin/run
<Lyrissa> chmod +x bin/run
<Lyrissa> echo "" > bin/run
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> learn_append test test
<oerjan> sed -i "4iperl -i -p -e \'s/"\'\\\\n\'"/ /\' "\'"wisdom/$topic"\' bin/learn_append # from stackoverflow
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i "4iperl -i -p -e \'s/\\n/ /\' "\'"wisdom/$topic"\' bin/learn_append # from stackoverflow
<oerjan> revert 4949
<oerjan> learn_append test test
<oerjan> sed -i "4cperl -i -p -e \'s/\\\\n/ /\' "\'"wisdom/$topic"\' bin/learn_append # from stackoverflow
<oerjan> learn_append test test
<oerjan> sed -i "4cperl -i -p -e \'s/\\n/ /\' "\'"wisdom/$topic"\' bin/learn_append # from stackoverflow
<oerjan> learn_append test test
<oerjan> sed -i "4iperl -i -p -e \'s/\\n//\' "\'"wisdom/$topic"\' bin/learn_append # from stackoverflow
<oerjan> revert 4949
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> learn_append test test
<oerjan> sed -i "4ised -i \'y/"\'\\\\n\'"/ /\' "\'"wisdom/$topic"\' bin/learn_append
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i "4ised -i \'y/"\'\\\\n\'"/ /"\'wisdom/$topic\' bin/learn_append
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i "4ised -i \'y/"\'\\n\'"/ /"\'wisdom/$topic\' bin/learn_append
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/earth/Earth/\' wisdom/burlesque
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/see/See/\' wisdom/burlesque
<oerjan> echo "See: Burlesque" >wisdom/blsq
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/b/B/\' wisdom/burlesque
<oerjan> echo "See Burlesque" >wisdom/blsq
<oerjan> rm bin/burlesque
<oerjan> fmt -w1000 wisdom/burlesque >b; mv b wisdom/burlesque; rm b
<oerjan> fmt -w1000 bin/burlesque >b; mv b bin/burlesque; rm b
<oerjan> revert 4933
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> learn_append burlesque
<oerjan> sed -i -e \'4afmt -w1000 "wisdom/$topic"\' bin/learn_append
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i -e \'4afmt -w1000 "wisdom/$topic"\' -e \'s/[$]stuff/ $stuff/\' bin/learn_append
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i -e \'4afmt -w "wisdom/$topic"\' -e \'s/[$]stuff/ $stuff/\' bin/learn_append
<mroman_> learn_append burlesque (see: http://mroman.ch/burlesque)
<mroman_> learn blsq (see burlesque)
<oerjan> sed -i \'3iecho >>"$2"\' interps/gcccomp/gcccomp
<oerjan> sed -i \'12s/\\\\n//\' lib/interp
<mroman_> echo \'double f(double a, int c, double b) { return c*(a + b)/c; }\' | gcc -x c - -o - -S -O3 | paste
<mroman_> echo \'double f(double a, double b) { return a + b; }\' | gcc -x c - -o - -S -O3 | paste
<fizzie> echo \'double f(double a, double b) { return a + b; }\' | gcc -mfpmath=387 -x c - -o - -S -O2 | paste
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/".*/perl/\' ibin/perl
<oerjan> rm ibin/perl; cp ibin/c ibin/perl; sed -i \'s/ c/ perl/\' ibin/perl
<oerjan> sed -i \'12s/s/s\\\\n/\' lib/interp
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'3s/1/1\\\\n/\' bin/interp
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'s|2> /dev/null||\' interps/gcccomp/gcccomp
<oerjan> sed -i \'47d\' interps/gcccomp/gcccomp
<oerjan> sed -i \'47iecho "$GCC" -x "$LANG" "$2" $FLAGS -o /tmp/compiled.$$\' interps/gcccomp/gcccomp
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'47iecho "$GCC" -x "$LANG" "$2" $FLAGS -o /tmp/compiled.$$ 2> /dev/null\' interps/gcccomp/gcccomp
<oerjan> chmod +x ibin/java
<oerjan> sed \'s/p c/p java/\' ibin/c >ibin/java
<oerjan> gcc test.c
<oerjan> echo \'int main () { printf("hm"); }\' >test.c
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/[$]0/c/\' ibin/c
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/1/0/\' ibin/c
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/ulimit/#ulimit/\' interps/gcccomp/gcccomp
<mroman_> gcc -o test test.c
<oerjan> c++ test.c
<oerjan> (echo \'#include <stdio.h>\'; echo \'int main () { printf("hm"); }\') >test.c
<oerjan> (echo \'#include <stdio>\'; echo \'int main () { printf("hm"); }\') >test.c
<oerjan> gcc test.c
<oerjan> echo \'int main () { printf("hm"); }\' >test.c
<oerjan> ln bin/perl-e ibin/perl
<mroman_> learn password is XQELEKCTHZVBDBQR
<mroman_> forget "a
<mroman_> learn "a b" is ab
<mroman_> learn fukyobrainz is yet another brainfuck derivative however with identical instructions.
<shachaf> rm wisdom/tervetuloa
<mroman_> learn test failed. HackEgo-JUnit is not available.
<mroman_> learn_append test Bye.
<mroman_> learn test Hi.
<mroman_> learn_append test It\'s also not a test.
<mroman_> learn test is a test.
<mroman_> chmod +x bin/learn_append
<mroman_> mv -f raw.txt bin/learn_append
<mroman_> fetch http://mroman.ch/raw.txt
<mroman_> learn_append test It\'s also not a test.
<mroman_> chmod +x bin/learn_append
<mroman_> mv -f raw.txt bin/learn_append
<mroman_> fetch http://mroman.ch/raw.txt
<mroman_> sed -e \'s/^M//g\' bin/learn_append > bin/learn_append2
<mroman_> sed -i -e \'s/^M//g\' bin/learn_append > bin/learn_append2
<mroman_> mv -f raw.txt bin/learn_append
<mroman_> fetch http://codepad.org/PW0O3FBY/raw.txt
<mroman_> sed -i -e \'/^M/d\' bin/learn_append > bin/learn_append
<mroman_> mv -f raw.txt bin/learn_append
<mroman_> fetch http://codepad.org/PW0O3FBY/raw.txt
<mroman_> sed -e \'/^M/d\' bin/learn_append > bin/learn_append
<mroman_> learn test is a test
<mroman_> chmod +x bin/learn_append
<mroman_> mv raw.txt bin/learn_append
<mroman_> fetch http://codepad.org/PW0O3FBY/raw.txt
<mroman_> rm test
<mroman_> echo "echo *\\$" > test
<mroman_> echo "echo \\$//" > test
<mroman_> learn hax0r (see \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b_o)/\xc2\xaf)
<mroman_> learn mroman_ is probably mroman but you can never be sure.
<mroman_> learn mroman is a leading artist in password security
<ais523> ln -s interp bin/!
<fizzie> rm foo # let\'s not leave toys around on the floor
<mroman_> env x=\'() { :;}; echo vulnerable > foo\' bash -c "echo this is a test"
<int-e> learn bfjoust is a spamming tool for #esoteric.
<GeekDude> addquote <ais523> GeekDude: there\'s not much point in addquoting someone doing an addquote
<GeekDude> addquote <ais523> `addquote <GeekDude> Most of the time I have no idea what this channel is doing  <GeekDude> the other half I still have no idea
<ais523> addquote <GeekDude> Most of the time I have no idea what this channel is doing  <GeekDude> the other half I still have no idea
<mroman_> learn mroman is an export in Burlesque
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/gcc/gcc -trigraphs/\' bin/runc
<mroman_> learn ananas is the real pineapple.
<mroman_> learn burlesque is only the sexiest language on earth.
<mroman_> rm foo.hs
<mroman_> rm crunchfuck.c
<mroman_> rm bin/crunchfuck
<mroman_> gcc crunchfuck.c -O3 -o bin/crunchfuck
<mroman_> fetch http://eso.mroman.ch/crunchfuck/crunchfuck.c
<mroman_> rm crunchfuck.c
<mroman_> fetch http://eso.mroman.ch/crunchfuck/crunchfuck.c
<mroman_> rm crunchfuck.c
<mroman_> gcc crunchfuck.c -O3 -o bin/crunchfuck
<mroman_> fetch http://eso.mroman.ch/crunchfuck/crunchfuck.c
<mroman_> rm crunchfuck.c
<mroman_> echo "" > crunchfuck + 10
<mroman_> gcc crunchfuck.c -O3 -o bin/crunchfuck
<mroman_> fetch http://eso.mroman.ch/crunchfuck/crunchfuck.c
<mroman_> rm foo.c
<mroman_> rm bin/hackme
<mroman_> mv -f ./foo bin/hackme
<mroman_> gcc -C foo.c -o foo -O0
<mroman_> echo "main(int a,char** v){volatile unsigned int i = 0xcafebabe; printf(v[1]); return (i+1);}" > foo.c
<mroman_> mv -f ./foo bin/hackme
<mroman_> gcc -C foo.c -o foo -O0
<mroman_> echo "main(int a,char** v){volatile unsigned int i = 0xcafebabe; printf(v[1]); putc(i); return (i+1);}" > foo.c
<mroman_> echo "main(int a,char** v){volatile unsigned int i = 0xcafebabe; printf(v[1]); printf("%d",i); return (i+1);}" > foo.c
<mroman_> mv foo bin/hackme
<mroman_> echo "main(int a,char** v){int i = 0xcafebabe; printf(v[1]); printf("%d",i); return i;}" > foo.c
<fizzie> rm 98076 UNPA a a.out app.sh fb.c fb index.html index.html.1 unpa test.txt # these all seem quite useless
<mroman_> gcc -C foo.c -o foo
<mroman_> echo "main(int a,char** v){printf(v[1]);}" > foo.c
<mroman_> gcc -C foo.c -o foo
<mroman_> echo "main(int a,char** v){printf(v[0]);}" > foo.c
<mroman_> gcc -C foo.c -o foo
<mroman_> echo "main(int a,char** v){printf(v);}" > foo.c
<mroman_> gcc -C foo.c -o foo
<mroman_> gcc foo.c
<mroman_> echo "main(){}" > foo.c
<mroman_> echo "main = print 9" > foo.hs
<mroman_> rm blsqirci
<mroman_> chmod +x blsqirci
<mroman_> fetch http://mroman.ch/blsqirci
<GeekDude> mv bin\\pipes.sh bin\\pipes
<GeekDude> mv pipes.sh bin\\pipes.sh
<GeekDude> chmod +x pipes.sh
<mroman_> rm raw.py
<GeekDude> fetch https://raw.githubusercontent.com/livibetter/pipes.sh/master/pipes.sh
<mroman_> chmod +x raw.py
<mroman_> fetch http://codepad.org/P1Fhwic3/raw.py
<GeekDude> echo \'test\' >> test.txt
<GeekDude> echo \'test\' > test.txt
<mroman_> mv bin/geek.sh bin/geek
<mroman_> mv geek.sh bin/geek.sh
<GeekDude> chmod +x geek.sh
<GeekDude> echo "echo \'wut\'" > geek.sh
<GeekDude> touch geek.sh
<oerjan> echo myname >>bin/dontaskdonttelllist
<mroman_> learn mroman \xe3\x82\x88\xe3\x81\x8f\xe3\x82\x8f\xe3\x81\x8b\xe3\x82\x89\xe3\x81\xaa\xe3\x81\x84\xe3\x82\x88.
<oerjan> mkdir wisdom/\'\xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b_o)\'; learn \'\xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b_o)/\xc2\xaf is a misspelling of \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0_o)/\xc2\xaf\'
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/\xc2\xb0/\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b/\' wisdom/\'misspellings of croissant\'
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> echo \'echo "This command has been disabled because no one uses it properly."\' >bin/learn
<mroman_> learn php is the PigeonHole Principle
<mroman_> learn PHP php with capslock
<mroman_> learn php PHP without capslock
<oerjan> echo "You should start the crossword over." >wisdom/qzyzzalroum
<boily> learn qzyzzalroum You should start the crossword over.
<oerjan> interp glass {M[m(_o)O!"Hello World!"(_o)o.?]}
<Taneb> echo "! ls" > dc -e ?
<fizzie> echo -e \'#! /bin/bash\\nexec gforth -e "$* bye" </dev/null\' > bin/forth; chmod +x bin/forth
<oerjan> addquote <mroman_> Rule of thumb is that if I can understand it you\'re not using enough fancy stuff
<fizzie> addquote <fungot> fizzie: mr president, mr president-in-office, commissioner, the euro is allowed to go on forever. we condemn attacks on jewish symbols and institutions in the member states in improving nuclear safety.
<oerjan> sed -i \'2,3s&\xe2\x80\x8b&&\' bin/dontaskdonttelllist
<oerjan> sed -i "s,xargs,sed \'s/./\\\\&\xe2\x80\x8b/g\' | xargs," bin/dontaskdonttelllist
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i "s,xargs,sed \'s/./\\\\\\\\&\xe2\x80\x8b/g\' | xargs," bin/dontaskdonttelllist
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i "s,xargs,sed \'s/./\\\\\\&\xe2\x80\x8b/g\' | xargs," bin/dontaskdonttelllist
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i "s,xargs,sed \'s/./\\\\\\\\\\\\&\xe2\x80\x8b/g\' | xargs," bin/dontaskdonttelllist
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i "s,xargs,sed \'s/./\\\\\\\\\\\\\\&\xe2\x80\x8b/g\' | xargs," bin/dontaskdonttelllist
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i "s,xargs,sed \'s/./\\\\\\\\\\\\\\&\xe2\x80\x8b/g\' | xargs," bin/dontaskdonttelllist
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i "s,xargs,sed \'s/./\\\\\\\\\\\\&\xe2\x80\x8b/\' | xargs," bin/dontaskdonttelllist
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i "s,xargs,sed \'s/./\\\\\\\\\\\\&\xe2\x80\x8b\' | xargs," bin/dontaskdonttelllist
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i "s,xargs,sed \'s/./\\\\\\&\xe2\x80\x8b\' | xargs," bin/dontaskdonttelllist
<oerjan> (echo \'quin \xe2\x80\x8btopia\'; echo \'cop \xe2\x80\x8bpro\') | sed \'s/ //g\' >>bin/dontaskdonttelllist
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> (echo \'quin \xe2\x80\x8btopia\'; echo \'cop \xe2\x80\x8bpro\') | sed \'s/ //g\' >bin/dontaskdonttelllist
<oerjan> makelist dontaskdonttelllist
<oerjan> addquote <impomatic_> TIL I can buy Baklava over the internet! I never need to leave the house again...
<Hjulle> rm y
<Hjulle> for x in `seq 10`; do echo b$x >> y; sleep 1; done;
<Hjulle> for x in `seq 5`; do echo b$x >> y; sleep 1; done;
<Hjulle> cat y; rm y
<Hjulle> for x in `seq 5`; do echo b$x >> y; sleep 1; done;
<Hjulle> cat y; rm y
<Hjulle> for x in `seq 5`; do echo b$x >> y; sleep 1; done; cat y
<Hjulle> for x in `seq 5`; do echo a$x >> y; sleep 1; done; cat y
<Hjulle> for x in `seq 5`; do echo b$x >> y; sleep 1; done; cat y
<Hjulle> cat y; rm y
<Hjulle> for x in `seq 5`; do echo b$x >> y; sleep 1; done; cat y
<Hjulle> for x in `seq 5`; do echo a$x >> y; sleep 1; done; cat y
<Hjulle> cat y; rm y
<Hjulle> for x in `seq 5`; do echo b$x >> y; sleep 1; done; cat x
<Hjulle> for x in `seq 5`; do echo a$x >> y; sleep 1; done; cat x
<Hjulle> cat y; rm y
<Hjulle> for x in `seq 5`; do echo a$x >> y; sleep 1; done
<Hjulle> for x in `seq 5`; do echo b$x >> y; sleep 1; done
<Hjulle> cat y; rm y
<mauris> cat x; rm x
<Hjulle> for x in `seq 10`; do echo a$x >> y; sleep 1; done
<mauris> for x in `seq 10`; do echo b$x >> x; sleep 1; done
<Hjulle> for x in `seq 10`; do echo b$x >> y; sleep 1; done
<mauris> for x in `seq 10`; do echo a$x >> x; sleep 1; done; cat x
<Hjulle> cat x; rm x
<Hjulle> for x in `seq 10`; do echo a$x >> x; sleep 1; done
<Hjulle> for x in `seq 10`; do echo b$x >> x; sleep 1; done
<Jafet> cat x; rm x
<Jafet> for x in `seq 10`; do echo a$x >> x; sleep 1; done
<Jafet> for x in `seq 10`; do echo b$x >> x; sleep 1; done
<Hjulle> touch test;hg status -R . -umad
<Hjulle> fetch 127.0.0.1
<Hjulle> touch hej
<oerjan> addquote <boily> I got my girlfriend through the previous job\'s intranet IRC channel, so I don\'t see how the two can conflict...
<oerjan> chmod +x ircslashes.pl; mv ircslashes.pl bin/slashes
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/slashes/ircslashes.pl
<oerjan> mv quine.sss quines/slashes
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/slashes/quine.sss
<oerjan> ` strings bin/searchlog | paste
<oerjan> ` rm Test* test
<oerjan> addquote <ais523_> Funge-98 has half the advantages of a nomic
<mroman> sed -e \'s/^M//g\' bin/rawpy > bin/rawpy
<mroman> chmod +x bin/rawpy
<mroman> mv raw.py bin/rawpy
<mroman> fetch http://codepad.org/xVQWbA7P/raw.py
<mroman> echo "echo \\`words --eng-1m 1\\` is to \\`words --eng-1m 1\\` as \\`words --eng-1m 1\\` is to \\`words --eng-1m 1\\`" >> bin/analogy
<mroman> echo "#!/bin/sh" > bin/analogy
<mroman> echo "echo \\"\\`words --eng-1m 1\\` is to \\`words --eng-1m 1\\` as \\`words --eng-1m 1\\` is to \\`words --eng-1m 1\\`\\"" >> bin/analogy
<mroman> echo "!#/bin/sh" > bin/analogy
<mroman> echo "echo \\`words --eng-1m 1\\` is to \\`words --eng-1m 1\\` as \\`words --eng-1m 1\\` is to \\`words --eng-1m 1\\`" >> bin/analogy
<mroman> echo "!#/bin/sh" > bin/analogy
<mroman> chmod +x bin/analogy
<mroman> echo "\\`run echo \\`words --eng-1m 1\\` is to \\`words --eng-1m 1\\` as \\`words --eng-1m 1\\` is to \\`words --eng-1m 1\\`" >> bin/analogy
<mroman> echo "!#/bin/sh" > bin/analogy
<mroman> echo "\\`run echo \\`words --eng-1m 1\\` is to \\`words --eng-1m 1\\` as \\`words --eng-1m 1\\` is to \\`words --eng-1m 1\\`" > bin/analogy
<mroman> echo "!#/bin/sh" > bin/analogy
<mroman> touch bin/analogy
<mroman> chmod +x bin/CoInS
<mroman> echo "coins | CaT" >> bin/CoInS
<mroman> echo "#!/bin/sh" > bin/CoInS
<mroman> touch bin/CoInS
<oerjan> addquote IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE SGEO DOES NATLANGS INSTEAD OF PROGLANGS: <Sgeo> Jeg vet ikke om norsk er noe for meg, i vs. p\xc3\xa5 for stedsnavn virker veldig kronglete.
<oerjan> delquote 141
<elliott> addquote <oerjan> or to put it weirder, a continuation is the same as an expression zipper.
<elliott> ` rm bin/{node,ello}
<oerjan> rm bin/instalist
<oerjan> rm wisdom/Monoids
<coppro> addwep "works for me" "Error: unable to read wisdom database. try again later."
<coppro> addwep urbandictionary "Urban Dictionary is an alternative, inferior wisdom database."
<coppro> addwep Monoids A monoid is just a subalgebra of the STR algebra, if you squint hard enough.
<coppro> pastequotes
<coppro> rm alise
<coppro> echo elliott\\\'s not hiding over here >wisdom/alise
<coppro> echo elliott\\\'s not hiding over here >alise
<shachaf> pastequotes
<shachaf> pastequotes zzo38
<ais523_> delquote 668
<ais523> pastequotes
<coppro> addquote <zzo38> Syntax highlighting is: sender in cyan, command in bright white, parameters in normal white, long parameters in bright blue (except for the preceding colon)  <coppro> wait, you read IRC raw?  <zzo38> It isn\'t quite raw; it is in colors.
<oerjan> addquote <Taneb> Help I\'m distracting myself from writing terrible Python by reading terrible PHP
<FireFly> ` gcc -x c -o bin/morse-decode - <<<\'c, v = 1; main() { while (c = getchar(), ~c) v = c < 33? putchar("& etianmsurwdkgohvf.l.pjbxcyzq..54.3.;!2).+...,16=/:..(.7.?_8.9o\\"...$...@...\'\\\'\'..-"[v < 64? (v != 40)*v : v % 51 + 33]), 1 : v * 2 + c % 2; }\'
<FireFly> gcc -x c -o unpa UNPA && ./unpa this is a test
<FireFly> addquote <adu> me thinks fungot is high on crack  <fungot> adu: not exactly something like that. but even real scheme :p.
<oerjan> addquote <boily> I wonder if customs consider spare human fingers to be in the same category as yak cheese...
<fizzie> addquote <olsner> fungot: what do you do to get rid of information you no longer need?  <fungot> olsner: emacs lisp for a while
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/ircslave/bot/\' bin/prefixes
<vifino> echo "Moop!" > moop.txt
<boily> pastequotes
<oerjan> addquote <ais523> wait, is Pluso basically a more limited version of Deadfish?  <ais523> Deadfish minimization is not an area of esolang development I had really considered
<Taneb> learn MDude is just a dude, with an M\'s courage.
<oerjan> addquote <b_jonas> oerjan: the original purpose was to make a language in which I write ugly source code, and it\'s compiled to readable standard ml and readable prolog code; but I sort of ran out of time and the readable part got dropped so now the compiled code is even more ugly than the original
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> addquote <b_jonas> oerjan: the original purpose was to make a language in which I write ugly source code, and it\'s compiled to readable standard ml and readable prolog code; but I sort of ran out of time and
<Taneb> pastequotes taneb
<mroman> learn CI is a confidential informant
<int-e> ` ln -s rot0 bin/rot26
<oerjan> echo \'We could tell you what antediluvian means, but that would just open a flood of questions.\' >wisdom/antediluvian
<mroman> learn protocol is not to be confused with protocoal
<mroman> forget protocol:
<mroman> forget protocol
<mroman> learn protocol: Not to be confused with protocoal.
<mroman> learn protocol Not to be confused with protocoal.
<mroman> ` echo \xe2\x98\xb9 > "./:-("
<int-e> ` paste < hello.c
<int-e> paste
<mroman> chmod +x ./:-D
<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> you open the third door and behind it is an argument about the monty hall problem
<oerjan> ` echo According to Wikipedia, ATWP means nothing. >wisdom/atwp
<oerjan> addquote <Bike> scheme doesn\'t have any control structures, you can make them yourself out of call/cc, lambdas, and arrogance
<oerjan> addquote <int-e> The people of Procrasti hereby resolve to lodge a formal complaint with Taneb and nortti about their ridicule of Procasti\'s glorious nation... later.
<oerjan> addquote <fizzie> I am in room number 404.  <fizzie> I keep not finding it and walking past the door.
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/a lying/an antediluvian/\' wisdom/oerjan
<shachaf> ln -s unidecode bin/icode
<oerjan> addquote <MDude> It seems there aren\'t any expert systems for answering questions on the nature of expert systems.
<kmc> addquote <zzo38> My goal is to win, not to knock out your pokemon. Didn\'t you know that?
<kmc> addquote <fungot> Bicyclidine: perhaps we should celebrate these days with guys like simon peyton-jones, simon fnord, etc
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/welcome/welcome "$@"/\' bin/\x02welcome
<shachaf> ln -sf rwelcome bin/relcome
<boily> learn A rholypoly is an edible Greek species of Armadillidiidae. Goes well with garlic!
<oerjan> sed -i \'s!wiki/Main_Page!!\' wisdom/welcome
<kmc> addquote <Bike> anneal your pgorgram into existence
<kmc> addquote <zzo38> Is axiom of choice applicable to work of such a game though? Maybe it is, but I don\'t know. I also don\'t know, what game.
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> I like telling people who\'ve only used high level languages about the bizarre forms of undefined behavior in C, and then ending it with "this language and its relatives are used for most systems in planes, cars, medical devices, nuclear reactors, etc."
<oerjan> addquote <Bike> dude\'s made a career out of building electronic things out of slime molds. i respect that
<oerjan> addquote <quintopia> my mom asked me what \'je ne sais quois\' means. she doesn\'t realize i\'ve told her.
<oerjan> chmod +x bin/*elcom*
<oerjan> mv *elcom* bin
<oerjan> undo 4539
<kmc> addquote <zzo38> That is not the point of URLs and if you do not want URL of each file, don\'t use a webpage at all and just make a telnet or whatever.
<Phantom__Hoover> addquote <fungot> kmc: it should use? which compiler, msvc? i\'m inside your mom!
<nortti> sed -i \'s/$/ (also Esoteric Standard Committee)/\' wisdom/esosc
<nortti> learn esosc is esoteric song contest
<elliott> revert
<elliott> addquote <ais523> john_metcalf: you should talk to impomatic about that, pity impomatic isn\'t online
<Jafet> echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\necho "$@" > /tmp/a.c && gcc /tmp/a.c -o /tmp/a.out && /tmp/a.out\' > bin/cc && chmod +x bin/cc
<oerjan> learn Ingesorgeco is when a German is worrying that their money might get cut short.
<kmc> echo "words \\${1---eng-1M --esolangs 20} | sed -re \'s/( |$)/coin\\1/g\' | rainwords" > bin/coins
<oerjan> addquote <Taneb> Have some advice!  <Taneb> If you are running to give someone a hug  <Taneb> And they look like they are preparing to rugby tackle you  <Taneb> Abort hug immediately.  <Taneb> Seriously, my jaw still hurts
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> i came back here and misread my own statement as "fancy C++ mushrooms"
<nortti> rm bin/^_^v
<nortti> sed -i \'2s/^/`/\' bin/^_^v
<nortti> { echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo "echo \'^_^v\'"; } > bin/^_^v; chmod +x bin/^_^v
<oerjan> addquote <olsner> oh, fungot moved to github?  <fungot> olsner: when i finally found myself fnord and free, i awkwardly clambered down to the sea and fnord down from the fifth story. he had known merely by reputation or not at all.
<Taneb> echo \'An article is something that `learn can understand.\' > wisdom/article
<boily> ` echo \'A mathematimu is a quantum of mathematics. If you observe it, its codepoint can change.\' >wisdom/mathematimu
<Taneb> addquote <Bike> learn you a unicycle for great good
<oerjan> addquote <oerjan> in that thread Taneb admits to his sins.  i know this because that comment showed up in my friends list  <Taneb> oerjan, today I pushed 217 lines of documentation into lens [...] <edwardk> Say 10 Hail Marys and make 3 more lens commits and your sins shall be forgiven.
<Jafet> chmod +x bin/unidecode
<Jafet> (sed -e \'s/import sys/import os, sys/\' -e \'s/^print \\(.*\\)$/s = \\1/\' bin/unidecode; echo $\'if u"DUNNO" in s:\\n  os.execvp("multicode", ["multicode"] + sys.argv[1:])\\nelse:\\n  print s\') > /tmp/a && mv /tmp/a bin/unidecode
<Jafet> sed -i \'s/"multicode", /"multicode", ["multicode"] +/\' bin/unicode
<Jafet> revert
<Jafet> rm bin/UnicodeData.txt
<Jafet> chmod +x bin/unicode
<Jafet> mv bin/{un,mult}icode && (head -n -1 bin/unicode.old | sed \'s/import sys/import sys, os/\'; echo \'    os.execvp("multicode", sys.argv[1:])\') > bin/unicode && rm bin/unicode.old
<elliott> addquote <fowl> one day we\'ll be able to put evil people inside mirrors and throw them into space like superman 2
<oerjan> addquote <Taneb> Help I don\'t know PHP and I am no longer sure that is a good thing
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/hg repository/web-viewable filesystem repository/\' bin/url
<oerjan> sed -i \'8s!.*!    if re.match(r"/|\\\\.hg(?:/|$)",f):!\' bin/url
<oerjan> sed -i \'8s!.*!    if re.match(r"/|\\.hg(?:/|$)",f):!\' bin/url
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'8c    if re.match(r"/|\\.hg(?:/|$)",f):\' bin/url
<oerjan> paste /proc/mounts
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/sys,/sys, os.path,/\' -e \'s/sys.argv\\[1\\]/f/\' -e \'5{p;s/.*/    f = os.path.abspath(sys.argv[1])/}\' bin/url
<fizzie> revert
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/sys,/sys, os.path,/\' -e \'5{p;s/.*/    f = os.path.abspath(sys.argv[1])/}\' -e \'s/sys.argv\\[1\\]/f/\' bin/url
<oerjan> mv paste.2 bin/paste; rm paste.1
<oerjan> ./paste.2 /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/sandbox
<oerjan> echo test | ./paste.2
<oerjan> chmod +x paste.2
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/paste
<oerjan> chmod +x paste.1
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/paste
<oerjan> rm hi ho
<oerjan> echo "test" >"hi ho"
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s|\\^/hack|^/+hack|\' bin/url
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/repository/repository./\' bin/url
<oerjan> chmod +x url; mv url bin
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/url
<fizzie> rm 1 2 # let\'s keep things tidy here
<oerjan> echo test 1&>2 2&>1
<oerjan> echo test 1&>2
<fizzie> cat /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/sandbox | paste
<fizzie> cat /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/sandbox | paste
<kmc> addquote <fungot> kmc: madam president, i have taken on serious proportions.
<Jafet> sed -i \'s,\\./UnicodeData\\.txt,/hackenv/bin/UnicodeData.txt,\' bin/unicode && unicode U+1F4A9
<Jafet> revert
<Jafet> sed -i \'s,\\./UnicodeData\\.txt,/hackenv/UnicodeData.txt,\' bin/unicode && unicode U+1F4A9
<Jafet> mv bin/unicode{,.old} && mv unicode UnicodeData.txt bin && chmod +x bin/unicode
<Jafet> fetch http://ftp.unicode.org/Public/UNIDATA/UnicodeData.txt
<Jafet> fetch http://sources.debian.net/data/main/u/unicode/0.9.7/unicode
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/U[+]/U[+]/\' bin/unicode
<oerjan> echo >wisdom/phantom_hoover \'Phantom Michael Hoover is a true Scotsman, hatheist, and completely out of the loop.\'
<oerjan> pastequotes fizzie
<oerjan> cp bin/{,raw-}url; sed -i \'s/raw-//\' bin/url
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/Concantrate/Concentrate/;s/$/./\' share/8ballreplies
<oerjan> sed -i \'21,$d\' share/8ballreplies #More fun than `revert
<int-e> ` echo 42 >> share/8ballreplies
<fizzie> mv data/8ballreplies share/; sed -i -e \'s/data/share/\' bin/8*ball; rmdir data  # going to hit some empty-directory problem again, I\'m sure
<b_jonas> cp -v bin/8{,-}ball
<fizzie> mkdir data; mv 8ballreplies data/; sed -i -e \'s|8ballreplies|data/8ballreplies|\' bin/8ball  # let\'s keep the /hackenv clean and tidy, everybody
<b_jonas> chmod a+x bin/8ball && cp bin/8{,-}ball
<b_jonas> echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nshuf -n 1 8ballreplies\' > bin/8ball
<b_jonas> <<<"It is certain/It is decidedly so/Without a doubt/Yes definitely/You may rely on it/As I see it, yes/Most likely/Outlook good/Yes/Signs point to yes/Reply hazy try again/Ask again later/Better not tell you now/Cannot predict now/Concantrate and ask again/Don\'t count on it/My reply is no/My sources say no/Outlook not so good/Very doubtful" tr / \\\\n > 8ballreplies
<oerjan> learn gaspatsjo is a norwegian soup, which died out due to a lack of hot summer days
<oerjan> learn gaspasjo is a norwegian soup, which died out due to a lack of hot summer days
<olsner> pastelog olsner.*~metar
<oerjan> addquote <int-e> like good old time, with elbow and foot lengths of the king.  <Slereah_> man that must have sucked  <Slereah_> People would be always like "Hey king, can you drop by, I have stuff to measure"  <Jafet> That\'s why they\'re called rulers, you know
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/k./k0 1?*/\' bin/sanetemp bin/insanetemp
<oerjan> sed -i \'1i#!/bin/bash\' bin/print_args_or_input
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/echo/print_args_or_input/\' bin/*sanetemp
<boily> ` echo -e \'#!/bin/sh\\necho "$@"\' >bin/poulet; chmod +x bin/poulet
<oerjan> (echo \'#!/bin/bash\'; echo \'echo "$@" | dc -e "1k?9*5/32+p"\') > bin/insanetemp; chmod +x bin/insanetemp
<oerjan> (echo \'#!/bin/bash\'; echo \'echo "$@" | dc -e "1k?32-5*9/p"\') > bin/sanetemp; chmod +x bin/sanetemp
<oerjan> revert
<Jafet> revert
<lexande> echo \'lexande is transitive (and thus immune to Mostowski collapse).\' > wisdom/lexande
<lexande> echo \'lexande is transitive (and thus immune to Mostowski collapse)\' > wisdom/lexande
<boily> pastequotes
<oerjan> sed -i \'1183s/ </  </\' quotes
<Jafet> addquote <int-e> fungot has not done me any harm yet <fungot> int-e: no niinku pl niinku fnord niinku fnord fnord fnord
<fcrawl> pastelogs test
<fcrawl> pastelogs canaima
<oerjan> addquote <myname> i am thinking about making "indecision" a disadvantage for my rogue, but i\'m not really sure if i want to
<nortti> echo nortti >> bin/olist
<elliott> rm bin/*elcom*
<elliott> addquote <zzo38> Don\'t be too ineffective.
<kmc> addquote <Sgeo> It is not lemonparty nor screamer nor 2048. I am not sure what pentagon papers is, but it\'s not that either
<kmc> addquote <lexande> and i had at one point been a meme
<kmc> addquote * Sgeo remembers when he believed VRML could never have gravity. Now VRML is dead.  <Sgeo> (And has gravity)
<kmc> addquote <shachaf> pippi l\xc3\xa5ngstrump\'s name is translated as "gilgi" or "bilbi" usually  <ion> Does she have a ring of power?
<fizzie> rm how_about_the_filesystem # well how about that
<fizzie> echo blah > how_about_the_filesystem
<oerjan> revert
<elliott> revert 1
<oerjan> fetch http://esolangs.org/wiki/Wierd
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/, jconn/, idris-ircslave ( , jconn/\' bin/prefixes
<oerjan> addquote <elliott_> you win this round.  <elliott_> your prize is hosting the wiki  <fizzie> I don\'t like this game show.
<boily> ` echo \'Holy water is water made by boiling the hell out of Spain.\' >wisdom/\'holy water\'
<fizzie> addquote <fungot> Taneb: mr president, commissioner, i would like to be caught by fishermen from guinea, [...]
<oerjan> rm bin/\'^_^v\'*
<oerjan> ` (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'echo lambdabot: @tell \'\\\'\'`^_^v\'\\\'\' Get a better nick\') >bin/\'^_^v:\'; chmod +x bin/\'^_^v:\'
<oerjan> ` (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'echo lambdabot: @tell `^_^v Get a better nick\') >bin/\'^_^v:\'; chmod +x bin/\'^_^v:\'
<oerjan> ` (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'echo lambdabot: @tell `^_^v Get a better nick\') >bin/\'^_^v\'; chmod +x bin/\'^_^v\'
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/{1,4}/{1,5}/\' bin/unicode   # well in that case!
<quintopia> rm newsham
<quintopia> echo newsham > newsham
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/{4}/{1,4}/\' bin/unicode
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/, c/, c, re.I/\' bin/unicode
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/import sys/import re\\nimport sys/\' -e \'s/map(unicodedata.lookup/map(l/\' -e \'s/try:/def l(c): m = re.match(\'\\\'\'(?:U+)?([0-9a-f]{4})$\'\\\'\', c); return unicodedata.lookup(c) if m is None else unichr(int(m.group(1),16))\\ntry:/\' bin/unicode
<ais523> ` echo It is now. > "wisdom/something-that-isn\'t-in-hackego\'s-wisdom"
<oerjan> learn oerjan_ is oerjan and \xc3\xb8rjan\'s chim\xc3\xa6ric clone.  he shows up on irc when the network is having trouble.
<oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> "A phone touted as the first to put privacy and security ahead of all other considerations launched at a packed event at Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Spain, today."  <Sgeo> So, a paperweight?  <FreeFull> Yes  <pikhq> I dunno man, could be bugged.
<oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> Ugh still hungry  <Sgeo> After having a ball of salt (not a literal ball of salt0  <pikhq> Try a literal ball of salt.
<kmc> addquote <fungot> int-e: such were the idle tales of the fnord
<oerjan> addquote <Slereah_> And neutrinos aren\'t small neutrons!  <Bike> They are small and neutral, though.  <Slereah_> So is Switzerland
<kmc> addquote <fizzie> fungot: Can you write your own page?  <fungot> fizzie: what is how? i assume, at least one snake?
<Taneb> learn York used to be known as Amsterdam.
<oerjan> mv paste/paste.26081{,.txt}
<oerjan> hg diff -c 4468 | patch --dry-run -R | paste
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> mv paste/paste.30692 paste/paste-30692.txt
<oerjan> hg diff -c 4468 | paste
<oerjan> rm paste.*
<kmc> addquote <zzo38> C and C++ have some bad features compared to BLISS.  <zzo38> Although C does have some good features too. Unfortunately I cannot find a BLISS compiler.
<oerjan> rm bin/cat
<oerjan> rm bin/cat; echo nope >bin/cat
<oerjan> echo hi >test
<oerjan> revert
<ion> rm bin/cat
<ion> sed -i -re \'s/echo ("?)\\$[@*]\\1 /print_args_or_input "$@" /g\' bin/shmify bin/unhex; cat bin/shmify bin/unhex
<ion> rm bin/instalist; ln -s print_args_or_input bin/instalist
<ion> sed -i -re \'s/echo ("?)\\$[@*]\\1 /print_args_or_input "$@" /g\' bin/complain bin/ord bin/ordu
<ion> sed -i -re \'s/echo ("?)\\$[@*]\\1 /print_args_or_input "$@" /g\' "bin/^.^" bin/aaaaaaaaa; cat "bin/^.^" bin/aaaaaaaaa
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/r13/rot13/\' bin/r13elcome; rm bin/r13
<ion> printf \'%s\\n\' \'print_args_or_input "$@" | tr a-zA-Z n-za-mN-ZA-M\' >bin/rot13
<ion> printf \'%s\\n\' \'if [ "$#" -gt 0 ]; then printf \'\\\'\'%s\\n\'\\\'\' "$*"; else cat; fi\' >bin/print_args_or_input && chmod 755 bin/print_args_or_input
<ion> printf \'%s\\n\' \'if [ "$#" -gt 0 ]; then printf \'\\\'\'%s\\n\'\\\'\' "$*"; else cat; fi | tr a-zA-Z n-za-mN-ZA-M\' | tee bin/rot13
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/--eng-1M --esolangs [$]{1-/${1---eng-1M --esolangs /\' bin/coins
<boily> addquote <fungot> boily: i\'ll probably stop programming the day i will hit the end of the program.
<Taneb> learn BDSM definitely isn\'t a kind of LARP and Taneb definitely did not invent it.
<Taneb> learn BDSM is just a kind of LARP
<elliott> delquote 63
<elliott> revert
<elliott> delquote 64
<elliott> revert
<elliott> delquote 64
<elliott> delquote 38
<elliott> delquote 1
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/Norman/[REDACTED]/g\' quotes
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/Norman/REDACTED/g\' quotes
<oerjan> undo 4468
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/^diets //\' wisdom/diet
<FireFly> learn diets People go on diets to loose weight instead of gaining. It gives them a consistant diet.
<oerjan> learn K K K Ken
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<kmc> printf "Your bankers\' vain plazas never nutured no one / And your concrete expanses lay fallow in the sun / And your cities all collapsing while your corrupt mayors shrug" > wisdom/kanada
<kmc> addquote <zzo38> I think it is allowed to be both sane and insane simultaneously.
<fizzie> tr \' \' \'\\n\' < quotes | grep \'^<.*>$\' | sort | uniq -c | sort -nr | paste
<blotter> echo \'done\' >>app.sh
<blotter> echo \'sleep 1\' >>app.sh
<blotter> echo \'nohup ./app.sh &\' >>app.sh
<blotter> echo \'echo x\' >>app.sh
<blotter> echo \'while [ 1 = 1 ] ; do\' >>app.sh
<blotter> echo \'#!/bin/sh\' >app.sh
<blotter> echo \'done\' >>app.sh
<blotter> echo \'echo y\' >>app.sh
<blotter> echo \'./app.sh\' >>app.sh
<blotter> echo \'echo x\' >>app.sh
<blotter> echo \'while [ 1 = 1 ] ; do\' >>app.sh
<blotter> echo \'#!/bin/sh\' >app.sh
<blotter> echo \'done\' >>app.sh
<blotter> echo \'echo x\' >>app.sh
<blotter> echo \'while [ 1 = 1 ] ; do\' >>app.sh
<blotter> chmod +x app.sh
<blotter> echo \'#!/bin/sh\' >app.sh
<blotter> ps >test
<blotter> ps -aux >test
<blotter> ps -aux > ./test
<blotter> rm -f Test.o
<blotter> tee ./a
<JWinslow23> learn JWinslow23 is not here.
<boily> learn M&ndash;rdalsj&ouml;kull is a draconic volcano harbouring the secret KATL base.
<oerjan> chmod +x bin/^_^v
<FireFly> sed -i \'s/20/\\${1-&}/\' bin/coins; coins
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> i think in any good FAQ the first Q is just "Dear god why?"
<olsner> pastelogs some kind of SCP
<oerjan> pastelogs taneb.*fibonacci
<kmc> echo \'bin="$1"; shift; unhex "$bin" | udcli -noff -nohex -64 "$@" | perl -pe \'\\\'\'s/^ *//; s/ *\\n/; /;\'\\\' > bin/dis86 && chmod +x bin/dis86
<kmc> echo \'as="$1"; shift; echo ".intel_syntax noprefix; $as" | gcc "$@" -c -x assembler /dev/stdin -o /tmp/as86.o && objcopy -O binary /tmp/as86.{o,bin} && xxd -p /tmp/as86.bin\' > bin/as86 && chmod +x bin/as86
<kmc> echo \'as="$1"; shift; echo ".intel_syntax; $as" | gcc "$@" -c -x assembler /dev/stdin -o /tmp/as86.o && objcopy -O binary /tmp/as86.{o,bin} && xxd -p /tmp/as86.bin\' > bin/as86 && chmod +x bin/as86
<kmc> echo \'as="$1"; shift; echo "$as" | gcc "$@" -c -x assembler /dev/stdin -o /tmp/as86.o && objcopy -O binary /tmp/as86.{o,bin} && xxd -p /tmp/as86.bin\' > bin/as86 && chmod +x bin/as86
<kmc> echo \'bin="$1"; shift; unhex "$bin" | udcli -noff -nohex -64 "$@" | sed \'\\\'\'s/^ *//; s/ *$//;\'\\\' > bin/dis86 && chmod +x bin/dis86
<kmc> echo \'bin="$1"; shift; unhex "$bin" | udcli -64 "$@" | perl -lne \'\\\'\'s/ *$//g; $_=substr($_, 34); print if $_;\'\\\' > bin/dis86 && chmod +x bin/dis86
<kmc> echo \'bin="$1"; shift; unhex "$1" | udcli -64 | perl -lne \'\\\'\'s/ *$//g; $_=substr($_, 34); print if $_;\'\\\' > bin/dis86 && chmod +x bin/dis86
<kmc> echo \'echo "$@" | xxd -r -p\' > bin/unhex && chmod +x bin/unhex
<kmc> echo \'xxd -r -p\' > bin/unhex && chmod +x bin/unhex
<kmc> mv udcli bin/ && chmod +x bin/udcli
<kmc> fetch http://ugcs.net/~keegan/drop/udcli
<kmc> addquote <fungot> kmc: any chance one can have a box full of tnt to throw around
<kmc> rm tmp/gistfile1.txt
<kmc> printf \'echo "$1" | /hackenv/lib/c++decl\\n\' > bin/c++decl && chmod +x bin/c++decl
<kmc> printf \'echo "$1" | /hackenv/lib/cdecl\\n\' > bin/cdecl && chmod +x bin/cdecl
<kmc> cd lib && ln -s c++decl cdecl
<kmc> mv tmp/c++decl lib/
<kmc> chmod +x tmp/c++decl
<kmc> cd tmp/ && base64 -d < gistfile1.txt | gunzip > c++decl
<kmc> mv gistfile1.txt tmp/
<kmc> fetch https://gist.github.com/kmcallister/ad549b511b6913352f87/raw/aa18003165552400485eba8aaff928a469a260fc/gistfile1.txt
<kmc> ls bin | paste
<ion> printf \'%s\\n\' \'words --eng-1M --esolangs 20 | sed -re \'\\\'\'s/( |$)/coin\\1/g\'\\\' | tee bin/coins
<kmc> echo \'words --eng-1M --esolangs 20 | sed -re \'"\'"\'s/\\>/coin/g\'"\'"\'\' > bin/coins
<kmc> echo \'for w in $(words --eng-1M --esolangs 20); do echo -n "${w}coin "; done\' > bin/coins && chmod +x bin/coins
<ion> sed -i -re \'s/^welcome\\.fi //\' wisdom/welcome.fi
<ion> sed -re \'s/\\.es\\>/.fi/g\' <bin/bienvenido >bin/tervetuloa && chmod 755 bin/tervetuloa
<ion> learn welcome.fi Tervetuloa esoteeristen ohjelmointikielten suunnittelun ja k\xc3\xa4ytt\xc3\xb6\xc3\xb6noton kansainv\xc3\xa4liseen keskukseen! Lis\xc3\xa4tietoa saat wikist\xc3\xa4mme: <http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page>. (Muu esoteerisuus: kokeile kanavaa #esoteric palvelimella irc.dal.net.)
<boily> learn boily is monetizing a broterhood scheme with the Guardian of Lachine. He\'s also a NaniDispenser, a Man Eating Chicken and a METARologist.
<FireFly> addquote <oerjan> `quote 1146  <HackEgo> 1146) <oerjan> OKAY
<oerjan> addquote <fungot> boily: i\'m robert fnord. here take a piece of freenode furniture
<oerjan> delquote 1166
<olsner> addquote <fungot> I\'m Robert Fnord. Here, take a piece of freenode furniture.
<int-e> ` echo \'A coonspirator is caterpillar silk wrapped in collaborators.\' > wisdom/coonspirator
<fizzie> echo \'A coonspirator is a colloquial term for a racoonspirator\' > wisdom/coonspirator
<boily> echo \'The Moon is an unprovable celestial object that is not very retroreflectorey.\' >wisdom/moon
<boily> echo \'A thausiblee is the recipient of a thausible action.\' >wisdom/thausiblee
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/969195/790887/\' bin/ls
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/d-modules/tanebventions/\' wisdom/taneb
<shachaf> echo >wisdom/this\\ sentence \'This sentence was invented by Taneb. Taneb invented it.\'
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/and .*/weetoflakes, and this sentence./\' wisdom/tanebvention
<oerjan> rm this
<oerjan> addquote <fizzie> 15:21 .. 15:41  <fizzie> I\'ve got to stop using the IRC input line for short-term notes.  <ais523> fizzie: I tend to just send them to the channel  <ais523> that way if I need them in the future, I can find them in the log
<kmc> addquote <zzo38> I have idea which is to make up a chess variant based on Famicom PPU.
<kmc> ls wisdom | paste
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s/[^ ]*$/"$@"/\' bin/hd
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/[^ ]*$/"$@"/\' bin/hd
<oerjan> sed -i 3d bin/learn
<boily> ` rm bin/horrolative
<boily> ` chmod 0755 bin/horrolative
<boily> ` echo -e "#!/bin/sh\\nwget -q ftp://tgftp.nws.noaa.gov/data/observations/metar/stations/$1.txt -O - | grep $1 | python -c \'import math,sys;a,b=[int(x.replace(\\"M\\",\\"-\\")) for x in [f for f in sys.stdin.readline().split() if \\"/\\" in f][0].split(\\"/\\")];print(\\"Humidit\xc3\xa9 relative: %.1f%%\\"%(100*math.exp(17.67*(b/(b+243.5)-a/(a+243.5)))))\'" >bin/horrolative
<quintopia> ` echo "Don\'t you mean \\"tetrapleur\\"?" > wisdom/quadrilateral
<boily> learn tetrapleur is the new name of quadrilaterals.
<boily> ` chmod 0755 bin/hd
<boily> ` echo -e \'#!/bin/sh\\nod -Ax -tx1z -v $@\' >bin/hd
<kmc> ` echo \xe2\x98\xba > :-D
<int-e> ` echo "SPIM Pretends It\'s MIPS" > wisdom/spim
<boily> learn smileyieses is the plural of smiley.
<oerjan> ghc -O2 Test.hs
<oerjan> echo \'import Data.List(inits);main = let p = 1 : zipWith (+) (map (*4) p) (map (sum . zipWith (*) p . reverse) (inits p)) in print $ p !! 1000\' >Test.hs
<oerjan> echo \'main = let p = 1 : zipWith (+) (map (*4) p) (map (sum . zipWith (*) p . reverse) (inits p)) in print $ p !! 1000\' >Test.hs
<oerjan> echo \'main = let p = 1 : zipWith (+) (map (*4) p) (map (sum . zipWith (*) p . reverse) (inits p)) in \' >Test.hs
<FireFly> echo \'A racoonspirator is a collaborator wrapped in fur\' >wisdom/racoonspirator
<kmc> addquote <Taneb> Last night I had a dream that someone wrote such bad Haskell code he accidentally summoned the Great Old Ones and I had to fix the Haskell code and save the day
<shachaf> pastelogs ploki
<oerjan> mv wisdom/madnes{,s}
<oerjan> learn madness lies thataway.
<oerjan> r13 <wisdom/shachaf >wisdom/funpun
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/olsner
<kmc> echo \'olsner seems to exist at least. He builds all his esolangs in diesel engines\' > wisdom/olsner
<mnoqy> pastequotes sgeo
<FireFly> addquote <fungot> [...] i also happened to stop working on fffungi for now, it\'s worth 19 and made by a low-quality digital camera
<oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> I have got to be less casual about typing rm -rf /
<oerjan> learn Weetoflakes are something Taneb invented; they taste sort of purple.
<oerjan> learn Weetoflakes are something Taneb invented, they taste sort of purple.
<oerjan> learn Weetoflakes are something Taneb invented, we think they may be edible.
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/and Go/Go, and weetoflakes/\' wisdom/tanebvention
<shachaf> ln -s torus wisdom/\'the torus\'
<oerjan> pastelogs finger.*tree
<oerjan> mv ploki-0.6.5.1.tar.bz2 src
<oerjan> rm bi
<oerjan> rm ./-
<oerjan> rm mind
<oerjan> rm file
<oerjan> rm ,}wolfram
<oerjan> rm perpetual motion machine
<oerjan> mv wisdom/issue{s,}
<int-e> ` ln -s .doorstop wisdom/issues
<int-e> rm bin/comma
<int-e> ` echo , > bin/comma; chmod +x bin/comma
<int-e> revert
<int-e> revert
<int-e> ` echo \'cnt=$1; shift; for f in $(seq $cnt); do "$@"; done | xargs\' > bin/repeat
<elliott> pastequotes ehird|tusho|elliott|alise
<oerjan> pastelog mqrius
<oerjan> pastequotes mqrius
<oerjan> echo "echo Woof!" >bin/spot; chmod +x bin/spot
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/\\(.*\\)||.*|/while ! \\1; do :; done |/\' bin/espletive; cat bin/espletive
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/$/ | head -1/\' bin/espletive; cat bin/espletive
<int-e> revert
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/||/| head -1 ||/\' bin/espletive; cat bin/espletive
<int-e> revert
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/-o/-o -m 1/\' bin/espletive; cat bin/espletive
<mrhmouse> paste
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/\\\\\\*/*/\' bin/espletive; cat bin/espletive
<int-e> revert
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/\\\\*/*/\' bin/espletive; cat bin/espletive
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/\\+/*/\' bin/espletive; cat bin/espletive
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/"\\$/ "$/\' bin/espletive; cat bin/espletive
<int-e> revert
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/"/ "/\' bin/espletive; cat bin/espletive
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/$/"$@"/\' bin/espletive; cat bin/espletive
<int-e> ` sed -i \'s/fuck/${1-fuck}/\' bin/espletive; cat bin/espletive
<mrhmouse> mv repeat /hackenv/bin/repeat
<mrhmouse> chmod 755 repeat
<mrhmouse> echo "for f in \\$(seq \\$1); do \\${args[@]:1} ; done | xargs" >> repeat
<mrhmouse> echo "args=\\$*" > repeat
<mrhmouse> echo "for f in \\$(seq \\$1); do \\${args[@]:1} ; done | xargs" >> repeat
<mrhmouse> echo "args=$*" > repeat
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/espletive/exec espletive/\' bin/espletive
<mrhmouse> chmod 755 /hackenv/bin/espletive
<mrhmouse> echo "words --esolangs 5000 | grep -o \\"\\w\\+fuck\\w*\\" || espletive" > /hackenv/bin/espletive
<boily> sed -i s/Hexhal/Yorj/ wisdom/tanea
<FreeFull> ln -s /bin/echo /hackenv/bin/rot0
<FreeFull> rm bin/rot0
<FreeFull> ln -s /usr/bin/cat /hackenv/bin/rot0
<FreeFull> ln -s /usr/bin/cat ./bin
<oerjan> addquote <elliott> I would leave, it\'s just... I\'d have to reorganise all my irssi windows.
<oerjan> sed -i \'2crelcome "$@" | r13\' bin/r13elcome
<oerjan> mv wisdom/sparse{," matrix algorithm"}
<nooodl> sed -i \'s/relcome/relcome $@/\' bin/r13elcome
<FireFly> echo -e \'#!/bin/sh\\nrelcome | r13\' >bin/r13elcome; chmod +x bin/r13elcome
<shachaf> echo boily >> bin/olist
<boily> pastelogs moviecode
<oklopol> learn Sparse matrix algorithms are a trivial special case of non-sparse matrix algorithms, by conjugating with the sparsification operation.
<nooga> chmod +x bi
<oerjan> echo >bin/rnooodl \'perl -pe \'\\\'\'s/([Nn])ooodl/"$1@{[o x(3+rand 7)]}dl"/ge\'\\\'
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> echo >bin/rnooodl \'perl -pe \'\\\'\'s/([Nn])ooodl/"\\1@{[o x(3+rand 7)]}dl"/ge\'\\\'
<shachaf> echo >bin/rnooodl \'perl -pe \'\\\'\'s/[Nn]ooodl/"\\1@{[o x(3+rand 7)]}dl"/ge\'\\\'
<oerjan> learn Nooodles are the invention of the Chinese. They were brought to Europe by Marco Polo, a distant ancestor of Taneb.
<oerjan> learn Nooodles are the invention of the chinese. They were brought to Europe by Marco Polo, a distant ancestor of Taneb.
<nooga> echo "no." > wisdom/nooga
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/n/N/;s/  t/ T/;s/taneb/Taneb/\' wisdom/nooodle
<oerjan> learn nooodles are the invention of the chinese.  they were brought to europe by marco polo, a distant ancestor of taneb.
<shachaf> sed -i \'2s/no/noo/\' bin/\\?
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s!s/!s/no\\\\+dl/nooodl/;s/!\' bin/\'?\'
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s!s/!s/no\\+dl/nooodl/;s/!\' bin/?
<kmc> addquote <ais523> knowing everything about games I don\'t play is one of my hobbies
<oerjan> addquote <Taneb> Note to self: if a recipe says "serves 4", I am not physically able to eat it all in one sitting
<olsner> (echo \'#!/bin/bash\'; echo \'echo "$@" | sed -e \'\\\'\'s/^\\([^aeiou]*\\)\\(.*\\)$/\\1\\2 shm\\2/\'\\\') >bin/shmify
<oerjan> (echo \'#!/bin/bash\'; echo \'echo "$@" | sed -e \'\\\'\'s/^\\([^aeiou]\\+\\)\\(.*\\)$/\\1\\2 shm\\2/\'\\\') >bin/shmify
<boily> chmod 0755 bin/shmify
<myname> echo -e \'#!/bin/sh\\nsed -e \'"\'"\'s/^([^aeiou]+)(.*)$/\\1\\2 shm\\2/\'"\'"\' "$@"\' >bin/shmify
<nooodl> pastequotes zzo38
<nooodl_> pastelogs MATHEMATICAL BOLD
<boily> echo \'Business Internet the it China Product Product NATO\' >wisdom/\'lorem ipsum\'
<tswett> locale -a | paste
<zzo38> gcc -s -O2 -o bin/utftovlq -x c UNPA
<zzo38> fetch http://sprunge.us/UNPA
<oerjan> revert
<tswett> mv $(which unidecode) unidecode- && rm $(which unidecode)
<oerjan> rm unidecode
<Bike> fetch http://lpaste.net/raw/98076
<Bike> echo \xc3\xa4 > unidecode -
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/arrow
<Taneb> learn Arrows are just strong monads in the category of profunctors
<Taneb> learn arrows are just strong monads in the category of profunctors
<kmc> addquote <mauke> C++ is a superset of a subset of C
<boily> learn mauke is a Master Archer. Caution! He can shoot your PRIVMSG with creative arrows!
<oerjan> addquote <Bike> i wonder how it feels to develop a cryptocurrency which is subsequently behind dogecoin  <kmc> such shame, very failure
<kmc> pastequotes zzo38
<kmc> addquote <zzo38> Despite the various chess variants (even Chess 2), even ordinary FIDE chess is a fine playable game. But so can others be!
<ais523> addquote <fizzie> "Emoticons are dropped when crafting trading cards and are tradable."
<boily> pastequotes
<boily> pastelogs
<oerjan> addquote <ion> Homeopathic encryption: add 9 parts NULs to 1 part of data, shake well into three directions, repeat the process 30 to 100 times.
<oerjan> echo "We know nothing about the future." >wisdom/future
<olsner> mv wisdom/off\\ by\\ two\\ error wisdom/off\\ by\\ two
<oerjan> echo "An off by two error is what happens when you expect an off by one error but compensate in the wrong direction" >wisdom/\'off by two error\'
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/p/P/\' wisdom/ph\xe1\xbb\x9f
<oerjan> echo "Fire is good. I like fire. Also chicken. And ph\xe1\xbb\x9f." >wisdom/\'things boily likes\'
<oerjan> echo "Fire is good. I like fire. Also chicken." >wisdom/\'things boily likes\'
<oerjan> learn fizzie is not fnord with a monad but the king of #esoteric, see http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/src/fizziecoin.jpg
<oerjan> mv 20131230-coin.jpg src/fizziecoin.jpg
<oerjan> fetch https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/113389132/Misc/20131230-coin.jpg
<oerjan> learn fizzie is not fnord with a monad but the king of #esoteric, see https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/113389132/Misc/20131230-coin.jpg
<kmc> addquote <Taneb> I am NOT in the mood for binomial expansion
<kmc> addquote <zzo38> kmc: I don\'t need any of your organ at this time.
<oerjan> pastelogs sukoshi
<oerjan> addquote * oklopol can play about a minute of thue-morse on guitar
<boily> learn \xce\xb1\xce\xbb\xcf\x84\xce\xb3\xcf\x81+\xce\xb3 is the national dead pastry of Greece. Goes great with a glass of ouzo!
<kmc> addquote <boily> zzo38: AAAAAAAAAAH! sudden illumination. \xe2\x80\x9cmind switch.\xe2\x80\x9d I now understand.
<kmc> printf \'#!/bin/bash\\n\\nenc=$(echo "$1" | iconv -t iso8859-1 | chardet | awk \'"\'"\'{print $2}\'"\'"\')\\necho "$1" | iconv -t iso8859-1 | iconv -f "$enc"\\n\' > bin/from-8bit && chmod +x bin/from-8bit
<kmc> printf \'#!/bin/bash\\n\\nenc=$(echo "$1" | iconv -t iso8859-1 | chardet | awk \'{print $2}\')\\necho "$1" | iconv -t iso8859-1 | iconv -f "$enc"\\n\' > bin/from-8bit && chmod +x bin/from-8bit
<kmc> pastequotes kmc
<boily> pastelog eyes.*over
<boily> pastelog eyes
<FreeFull> rm -rf wisdom/e
<boily> pastelog tanebvention
<oerjan> echo test >test
<oerjan> ln -s \'perpetual motion machine\' wisdom/\'perpetuum mobile\'
<oerjan> rm wisdom/perpetuum mobile
<FreeFull> ln -s ./wisdom/\'perpetuum mobile\' \'perpetual motion machine\'
<FreeFull> ln -s wisdom/\'perpetual motion machine\' wisdom/\'perpetuum mobile\'
<boily> echo "Perpetual motion machines came with FreeFull\'s phone. They were hallucinated by Slereah\'s lack of entropy." >wisdom/\'perpetual motion machine\'
<boily> echo \'Perpetual motion machines came with FreeFull\'s phone. They were hallucinated by Slereah\'s lack of entropy.\' >wisdom/\'perpetual motion machine\'
<oerjan> addquote <Taneb> Well, get him  <Phantom_Hoover> her!  <Taneb> Well, get her  <Taneb> Hang on  <Taneb> Since when is Liam Neeson a "her"/  <Phantom_Hoover> oh i thought you meant my dad\'s godmother
<oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> I don\'t like having an infinitely large close button on my browser
<oerjan> rm -rf src/ploki; mv ploki src
<oerjan> cd ploki; make clean; cd ..; mv ploki src
<mauke> cp ploki/ploki bin/
<mauke> cd ploki && make
<mauke> cd ploki && make
<mauke> cd ploki && make
<mauke> cd ploki && make
<mauke> cd ploki && make
<shachaf> tar xjf ploki-0.6.5.1.tar.bz2
<mauke> fetch http://mauke.hopto.org/stuff/ploki/ploki-0.6.5.1.tar.bz2
<oerjan> sed -i \'2d\' bin/perl-e
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/,//\' wisdom/willkommen
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/| head //\' bin/quoth  # gonna bork it up somehow...
<oerjan> rm wisdom/narutoversee
<olsner> echo \'allquotes | grep -i "<$1>" | shuf | head -n 1\' > bin/quoth
<olsner> chmod +x bin/quoth
<olsner> echo \'allquotes | grep "$1" | shuf | head -n 1\' > bin/quoth
<kmc> printf \'#!/bin/sh\\n\\nexec quote fungot\' > bin/qungot && chmod +x bin/qungot
<oerjan> rm wisdom/{an,omalou}
<oerjan> learn An omalous wisdom is anomalous.
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s/?/\\\\?/\' bin/learn # missed one
<oerjan> learn An omalous wisdom is anomalous.
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s/[(]a/(an\\?/\' bin/learn # missed one
<oerjan> pastelogs arufonsu
<elliott> rm wisdom/php
<elliott> grep \'?\' bin/* | paste
<quintopia> learn PHP is Worse Is Better with strong lock-in effects for the web ecosystem.
<shachaf> rm wisdom/php
<mroman> learn PHP is the most static typed and mathematically proven to be the best programming language ever.
<Phantom_Hoover> echo "The Macabres have been the hereditary rulers of Lochaber for 3 centuries." > wisdom/macabre
<quintopia> learn PHP is Worse Is Better with strong lock-in effects for the web ecosystem.
<fizzie> addquote \'<oerjan> OKAY\'  # ThereIsNoSuchThingAsNotability
<boily> pastequotes
<kmc> addquote <shachaf> i\'m from space.........chu space
<oerjan> learn quintopia is our resident tl;dr generator.
<ais523> pastequotes octopus
<boily> echo \'Sir Fungellot cannot be stopped by that sword alone!\' >wisdom/fungot
<shachaf> echo \'Monoidal categories are just 2-categories with a single object.\' > wisdom/\'monoidal category\'
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> rm wisdom/monads
<shachaf> echo \'Monads are just free monad monad monad algebras.\' > wisdom/monads
<olsner> pastelog frob-grovel-full-lexical-mumble
<boily> echo \'A mapole is a thwackamacallit built from maple according to Canadian standards.\' >wisdom/mapole
<boily> echo \'A mapole is a thwackamacallit built from maple according to the Canadian standards.\' >wisdom/mapole
<kmc> pastelogs 8=+D
<oerjan> learn The natives are restless, also armed with sed.
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s!sed.*!sed \'\\\'\'s/^\\\\(a\\\\|the\\\\) //;s/s\\\\? .*//\'\\\'\')!\' bin/learn
<oerjan> rm wisdom/the natives are restless.
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s!sed.*!sed \'\\\'\'s/^\\\\(a|the\\\\) //;s/[Ss]\\? .*//\'\\\'\')!\' bin/learn
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s!sed.*!sed \'\\\'\'s/^`\\\\(a|the\\\\) //;s/[Ss]\\? .*//\'\\\'\')!\' bin/learn
<oerjan> learn The natives are restless.
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s!sed.*!lowercase | sed \'\\\'\'s/^(a|the) //;s/[Ss]\\? .*//\'\\\'\')!\' bin/learn
<mroman> echo "He\'s a nobody. Move along." > wisdom/mroman
<Bike> echo hu > wisdom/mroman
<Phantom_Hoover> addquote <mroman_> Bike: I refuse to believe in bottom  <Bike> ass is an urban legend
<Phantom_Hoover> delquote 1144
<Phantom_Hoover> addquote <mroman_> Bike: I refuse to believe in bottom
<Phantom_Hoover> delquote 1144
<mrhmouse> addquote Bike: ass is an urban legend
<oerjan> echo \'CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR TIRED OLD MEMES\' >wisdom/\'caps lock\'
<oerjan> learn Lions are the catamorphisms of the animal world.
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s!/ !/[Ss]\\\\? !\' bin/learn
<oerjan> revert 4155
<oerjan> learn Lions are the catamorphisms of the animal world.
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s!/ !/[Ss]\\? !\' bin/learn
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s!/ !/s\\? !\' bin/learn
<oerjan> echo \'A catamorphism is when you recurse too greedily and too deep.\' >wisdom/catamorphism
<oerjan> echo \'A catamorphism is when you recurse to greedily and too deep.\' >wisdom/catamorphism
<Phantom_Hoover> addquote <shachaf> A Swede who was in #esoteric / Thought his rhymes were a little generic. / "I might use, in my prose, / \xea\x99\xaes, / But my poetry\'s alphanumeric."
<boily> echo \'A cow is an animal best served at minus zero degrees.\' >wisdom/cow
<fizzie> echo \'Along with C, C++ is a language for smart people.\' > wisdom/c++  # C already had a good-enough entry
<oerjan> echo "HackEgo? \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b_o)/\xc2\xaf" >wisdom/ruddy
<oerjan> pastelogs oerjan> @.* olsner
<int-e> echo \'Semi-automatic text generation.\' > wisdom/science
<boily> echo \'A hollow voice says "Plugh"\' >wisdom/plugh
<oerjan> rm wisdom/EVERYONE
<FireFly> echo -e \'#!/bin/bash\\nsed s:\\\\\\\\n:\\\\n:g >/tmp/in.cpp <<<"$@"; g++ -o /tmp/a.out /tmp/in.cpp; /tmp/a.out\' >bin/runcpp && chmod a+x bin/runcpp
<FireFly> echo -e \'#!/bin/bash\\nsed \'s/\\\\n/\\n/g\' >/tmp/in.cpp <<<"$@"; g++ -o /tmp/a.out /tmp/in.cpp; /tmp/a.out\' >bin/runcpp && chmod a+x bin/runcpp
<mrhmouse> chmod +x bin/runcpp
<FireFly> echo -e \'#!/bin/bash\\ncat >/tmp/in.cpp <<<"$@"; g++ -o /tmp/a.out /tmp/in.cpp; /tmp/a.out\' >bin/runcpp
<boily> rm bin/a{,.cpp}
<boily> echo -e \'#include <iostream>\\nusing namespace std;\\nint main(void) {\\ncout << "Hello, world!" << endl;\\nreturn 0;\\n}\' >bin/a.cpp; g++ bin/a.cpp -o bin/a; bin/a
<boily> echo -e \'#include <iostream>\\nusing namespace std;\\nint main(void) {\\ncout << "Hello, world!" << endl;\\nreturn 0;\\n}\' >bin/a.cpp; g++ a.cpp -o bin/a; bin/a
<olsner> pastelogs megalun
<olsner> cat wisdom/Everyone | tr a-z A-Z > wisdom/EVERYONE
<olsner> cp wisdom/doesthiswork wisdom/d\xc3\xb8sthiswork
<olsner> cp wisdom/d\xc3\xb8sthiswork wisdom/d\xc3\xb8sthisw\xc3\xb8rk
<oerjan> learn tmyk the more overfilled your brain gets.
<oerjan> learn A is _not_ a village in Norway, unless you\'re the BBC and don\'t understand things on top of letters.
<oerjan> learn A is _not_ a town in Norway, unless you\'re the BBC and don\'t understand things on top of letters.
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/catt/cat/\' wisdom/cocoonspirator
<boily> rm wisdom/a
<oerjan> echo "hatee-hatee-hatee-hooo" >wisdom/hat
<boily> addquote <Taneb> I may write a compliant interpreter just for the hell of it  <FireFly> Taneb: stop complianing
<FireFly> sed -i \'s/modules/&, Chu spaces/\' wisdom/tanebvention
<kmc> pastelog name for a band
<oerjan> echo "A Chu space is just a matrix. Taneb invented them, then Chu stole his invention." >wisdom/chu\\ space
<oerjan> addquote <Bike> i\'m ten pages in to an ethernet-phy manual and i\'m pretty sure the internet is impossible
<oerjan> pastelogs \xe2\x99\xaa
<ion> addquote <boily> topologically speaking, dogs and cats are the same animals.
<boily> chmod 0755 bin/^.^
<boily> echo -e \'#!/bin/sh\\ncat $@\' >bin/^.^
<boily> pastelog maple
<kmc> printf \'#!/bin/bash\\n\\nperl -e "$@"\\n\' > bin/perl-e && chmod +x bin/perl-e
<kmc> echo \'#!/usr/bin/perl -e\' > bin/perl-e && chmod +x bin/perl-e
<kmc> ls bin | paste
<oerjan> rm "wisdom/stephen wolfram"; cp wisdom/{,"stephen "}wolfram
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/$/./\' wisdom/"automatic squirrel feeder"
<oerjan> mv wisdom/"automatic squirrel feeder"{s,}
<FreeFull> ln -s wisdom/wolfram "wisdom/stephen wolfram" && echo "success"
<FreeFull> rm -f "wisdom/stephen wolfram"
<oerjan> ln -s wolfram wisdom/"stephen wolfram"; ? "stephen wolfram"
<oerjan> rm wisdom/"stephen wolfram"
<myname> touch this
<Taneb> echo "Automatic squirrel feeders are just feeders in the category of automatic squirrels. Taneb invented them" > wisdom/automatic\\ squirrel\\ feeders # i got that wrong didn\'t i
<oerjan> ln -s wisdom/{,"stephen "}wolfram
<oerjan> ln -s wisdom/{stephen ,}wolfram
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/torus,/torus, Stephen Wolfram,/\' wisdom/tanebvention
<oerjan> echo "Stephen Wolfram is an esolanger with too much money and power. Taneb invented him." >wisdom/wolfram
<oerjan> echo "Stephen Wolfram is an esolanger with too much money and power." >wisdom/wolfram
<fizzie> grep \'/\' quotes | grep fizzie | paste
<oerjan> learn lambdabot is a fully functional bot. just don\'t ask about @src.
<oerjan> learn \\ was initially popular as a replacement for the solidus, but inevitably there was a backslash.
<FreeFull> echo "The final frontier." > wisdom/\\
<oerjan> echo "Po\xc5\x82\xc4\x85\xc5\x84d is a European country. Its population consists of two main ethnicities, the North Po\xc5\x82es and the South Po\xc5\x82es." >wisdom/poland
<oerjan> echo "Po\xc5\x82\xc4\x85nd is a European country. Its population consists of two main ethnicities, the North Po\xc5\x82es and the South Po\xc5\x82es." >wisdom/poland
<oerjan> echo "echo r\xc3\xa9sum\xc3\xa9" >bin/resume
<shachaf> echo \'echo resume\' > bin/r\xc3\xa8sum\xc3\xa8; chmod +x bin/r\xc3\xa8sum\xc3\xa8
<boily> echo "olsner\'s desk points zimbabwards. it is highly dependent on tswett\'s michiganic orientation." >wisdom/zimbabwe
<Bike> pastelogs AND EVERYONE IS WINNING
<GreyKnight> pastelogs feather
<boily> learn Canada is Big Scotland. Like, you know, very big.
<oerjan> addquote * impomatic hasn\'t said anything interesting to date...
<ais523> addquote <boily> copumpkin: can you say something memorable, so that your quote-section won\'t be empty?
<oerjan> learn copumpkin is categorically incapable of being president.
<oerjan> sed -i \'s!wiki/Main_Page!!\' wisdom/welcome.es
<shachaf> echo hi > -
<shachaf> learn ascii is the plural of ascius
<boily> echo \'Languabes are edible and fun. They provide a quick implementation energy boost!\' >wisdom/languabe
<mrhmouse> pastelog keymaker has quit
<oerjan> pastelogs keymaker has
<oerjan> pastelogs keymaker
<oerjan> learn impomatic never did anything weird enough to get into this database.
<oerjan> learn Impomatic never did anything weird enough to get into this database.
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/$/ He was Doctor Mengele in his previous life, as evidenced by his norn experiments./\' wisdom/sgeo
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/\xc2\xb0_o/\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b_o/\' bin/\'?\'
<oerjan> addquote <Bike> assuming a perfectly frictionless sofa, which admittedly wouldn\'t be good for sitting
<int-e> pastelogs int-e> .*:[)]
<oerjan> pastelogs bike> .*:[)]
<oerjan> pastelogs bike> .*:)
<mrhmouse> chmod +x bin/ello
<mrhmouse> mv raw.php* bin/ello
<mrhmouse> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=t6pkHTik
<mrhmouse> chmod +x bin/ello
<mrhmouse> mv raw.php* bin/ello
<mrhmouse> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=HTSNtgqS
<mrhmouse> mv node/node-*/bin/node bin/node
<mrhmouse> mv node-* node
<mrhmouse> rm bin/node bin/npm
<mrhmouse> rm node.tar.gz
<mrhmouse> tar xzf node.tar.gz
<mrhmouse> mv node-* node.tar.gz
<mrhmouse> fetch http://nodejs.org/dist/v0.10.22/node-v0.10.22-linux-x64.tar.gz
<mrhmouse> echo "(function(){var e,l,o,t;t=process.argv[2],(null!=t?t.length:void 0)||(console.log(\'Usage: ello <name>\'),process.exit()),o=/(.*)(e)$/i,e=/(.*)([bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxz])([o0].*)/i,l=/[bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxz]/i,console.log(e.test(t)?t.replace(e,function(e,l,o,t){return l+o+\'ell\'+t}):o.test(t)?t.replace(o,function(e,l){return l+\'ello\'}):l.test(t)?t+\'ello\':\'Hello, \'+t+\'!\')}).call(this);" >> bin/ello
<mrhmouse> echo "#!/usr/bin/env node" > bin/ello
<mrhmouse> chmod +x bin/ello
<mrhmouse> mv raw.php* bin/ello
<mrhmouse> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=H7Hi3TR2
<mrhmouse> chmod +x bin/ello
<mrhmouse> mv raw.php* bin/ello
<mrhmouse> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=65jMDD7G
<mrhmouse> chmod +x bin/ello
<mrhmouse> mv ello_cmd bin/ello
<mrhmouse> rm ello
<mrhmouse> cat ello >> ello_cmd
<mrhmouse> echo "#!/usr/bin/env node" > ello_cmd
<mrhmouse> mv raw.php* ello
<mrhmouse> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=iSpQvwM7
<mrhmouse> rm -rf node
<mrhmouse> cp node/node-v0.10.22-linux-x86/bin/* bin
<mrhmouse> mv node-v0.10.22-linux-x86 node
<mrhmouse> rm node.tar.gz
<mrhmouse> tar xzf node.tar.gz
<mrhmouse> mv node-v0.10.22-linux-x86.tar.gz node.tar.gz
<mrhmouse> fetch http://nodejs.org/dist/v0.10.22/node-v0.10.22-linux-x86.tar.gz
<mrhmouse> revert 5fa522e9fe9f
<mrhmouse> learn shachaf is a gnathostome
<oerjan> learn MIPS Is Popular in Schools.
<boily> learn MIPS Is Popular In Schools.
<fizzie> learn fizzie is not fnord with a monad.
<Bike> pastequotes zzo38
<Bike> pastelog [Mm]ath[- _]?[Nn]erd[^3]
<Bike> pastelog [Mm]ath[- _]?[Nn]erd
<Bike> pastelogs esoteric.*Perl
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> googling "10cm" finds on the first page "Is it true that the vagina is only 10 cm (3.9 inches) deep?"  <kmc> ah yes "the vagina", the international reference vagina kept at the Bureau international des poids et mesures under precise climate control
<oerjan> addquote <fizzie> Every time I end up on an audiophile web-crawl I get this feeling maybe we should just get rid of ears in general.
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/sex/sex, thus killing it within a month/\' wisdom/sgeo
<oerjan> addquote <ais523> my sleep schedule is not actually random, but I\'m not convinced it compresses well
<oerjan> addquote <Bike> Phantom_Hoover: golddfish breeding is kind of messed up sometimes.  <Phantom_Hoover> it seems to consist mostly of "how much can we fuck up a goldfish and still be able to breed it"
<oerjan> mv wisdom/on\xc3\xabliner{s,}
<boily> learn on\xc3\xabliners are pairs of unfathomable vectors in the category of exponential distance.
<mrhmouse> rm node.tar.gz
<mrhmouse> rm node
<shachaf> rm bin/oohlist
<Bike> addquote <Sgeo> I designed a norn to drop dead instantly if he ever thought about eating elevators. He was stillborn.
<mrhmouse> chmod +x bin/buttsnack
<mrhmouse> echo "echo \'ewww\'" >> bin/buttsnack
<mrhmouse> echo "#!/bin/sh" > bin/buttsnack
<mrhmouse> echo "echo \'#!/bin/sh\'" > bin/buttsnack
<mrhmouse> echo "echo \'>:-D\'" >> bin/botsnack
<mrhmouse> echo "#!/bin/sh" > bin/botsnack
<mrhmouse> botsnack
<mrhmouse> echo "echo >:-D" > bin/botsnack
<mrhmouse> rm yourself
<mrhmouse> touch yourself
<mrhmouse> curl http://nodejs.org/dist/v0.10.22/node-v0.10.22-linux-x86.tar.gz > node
<mrhmouse> curl http://nodejs.org/dist/v0.10.22/node-v0.10.22-linux-x86.tar.gz -I > head
<mrhmouse> wget http://nodejs.org/dist/v0.10.22/node-v0.10.22-linux-x64.tar.gz -O node.tar.gz
<kmc> echo \'const int main[] = { 14776, 3942977280, 247 };\' > fb.c && gcc -o fb fb.c && ./fb
<kmc> printf \'Hi! This is a chat about unusual programming tools. For additional info, visit our wiki: <http://bit.ly/C4TUY>. (For unusual things of a contrasting sort, try http://bit.ly/19k9nf8.)\' > wisdom/wlcom
<kmc> echo wisdom/* | paste
<kmc> ls wisdom | paste
<kmc> ls bin | paste
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> at the point where you start looking for a debugger for GNU Make, something has gone seriously wrong in life
<oerjan> addquote <boily> everything is either zipf, branford, poisson, gamma, or uniform. outside of that, it\'s a weird curve invented by sadistic statistics teachers.
<oerjan> revert
<shachaf> delquote 665
<shachaf> pastequotes zzo38
<shachaf> echo \'welcome "$@" | sed \'\\\'s/aeiou//\\\' > bin/wlcm; chmod +x bin/wlcm
<oerjan> addquote <Taneb> kmc, I was trying to go to a sci-fi and fantasy society social, and I went to the wrong bar  <Taneb> Wound up at my university\'s fetish society  <Taneb> Didn\'t realise for an hour and a half
<oerjan> echo "Something Bike is into. Not to be confused with suburban destruction." >wisdom/"structsubural type"
<oerjan> mv wisdom/{"Real Fast Nora\'s Hair Salon 3: Shear Disaster Download","real fast nora\'s hair salon 3: shear disaster download"}
<Taneb> echo "Real Fast Nora\'s Hair Salon 3: Shear Disaster Download is the most readable functional programming language out there." > wisdom/Real\\ Fast\\ Nora\\\'s\\ Hair\\ Salon\\ 3\\:\\ Shear\\ Disaster\\ Download
<zzo38> learn TwoDucks programming language was invented in 2023.
<kmc> addquote <ais523> nowadays I tend not to have a physical form at all though  <zzo38> Interesting.............???
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> addquote <boily> olsner: those are now undetectable printes because the CUPS guys decided to remove \x02ESSENTIAL FEATURES AND NOW I CAN\'T FUNGOTTING PRINT NOTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BANDE D\'ENFOIR\xc3\x89S PAS FOUTUS DE FAIRE DE QUOI DE STABLE AAAAAAAAARGH!\x0f  <shachaf> fungot: how do you feel about that  <fungot> shachaf: are you saying i\'m an f- word?) balance exercises are very boring  <fizzie> fungot: To be fair, you kind of *are* an "f- ...
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> addquote <boily> olsner: those are now undetectable printes because the CUPS guys decided to remove SSENTIAL FEATURES AND NOW I CAN\'T FUNGOTTING PRINT NOTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BANDE D\'ENFOIR\xc3\x89S PAS FOUTUS DE FAIRE DE QUOI DE STABLE AAAAAAAAARGH!\x0f  <shachaf> fungot: how do you feel about that  <fungot> shachaf: are you saying i\'m an f- word?) balance exercises are very boring  <fizzie> fungot: To be fair, you kind of *are* an "f- word".
<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> sometimes i think fizzie twiddling fungot\'s knobs behind the scenes  <fungot> shachaf: because he is in the way of eventual development of ai on par with e.g. ( sqrt square double), and the
<shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I do sometimes work on Linux computer. I think it is set to en.UTF-8 by default although on my account I have changed it to the C locale, disabled Unicode translation, and loaded a CP437 font.  <zzo38> This improves the operation of the system.
<hagb4rd> pastelog \\[x|
<hagb4rd> pastelog \\[ x \\|
<hagb4rd> pastelog \\[ x |
<hagb4rd> pastelog "[x|"
<hagb4rd> pastelog [ x |
<john_metcalf> pastelogs impomatic 2013
<john_metcalf> pastelogs impomatic university
<john_metcalf> pastelogs john_metcalf
<john_metcalf> pastelogs impomatic
<john_metcalf> pastelogs itsy
<john_metcalf> pastelogs core war
<shachaf> sed -i \'s#http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page#<http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page>#\' wisdom/welcome
<ais523\unfoog> addquote <kmc> Sgeo: oh yeah those animated characters were built into the operating system and there was an API for them
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/|/ |/\' wisdom/fun\\ fact
<oerjan> sed -i \'1N; s/\\n *//\' wisdom/fun\\ fact
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'1N; s/  *//\' wisdom/fun\\ fact
<kmc> printf \'fun fact 0 = 1\\n  | fact n = n * fact (n - 1)\\n\' > wisdom/fun\\ fact
<nooodl> sed -i \'s/Viki-o/Viki-on/\' wisdom/bonvenon
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/bonvenon //\' wisdom/bonvenon
<FireFly> sed -i \'s#`pastewisdom#https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2023808/wisdom.pdf#\' bin/ls  # ought to work
<oerjan> mv bin/ls\\  bin/ls
<FireFly> mkdir wisdom/e; ln -s wisdom/e/e wisdom/e; echo f >wisdom/e/f
<boily> learn Taneb is not elliott, no matter who you ask. He also isn\'t a rabbi although he has pretended in the past. He has at least two backup keyboards, and five genders. (See also: d-modules)
<FireFly> rm bin`
<nooodl> sed -i \'s/die Wiki/das Wiki/\' wisdom/willkommen
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/anderen/andere/\' wisdom/willkommen
<nooodl> learn Willkommen beim internationalen Zentrum f\xc3\xbcr das Design und die Implementierung esoterischer Programmiersprachen! F\xc3\xbcr weitere Informationen, besuchen Sie die Wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (F\xc3\xbcr anderen Arten der Esoterik gibt es #esoteric auf irc.dal.net.)
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> revert
<nooodl> learn Welkom bij het internationaal centrum voor het ontwerpen en implementeren van esoterische programmeertalen! Voor meer informatie, bezoek de wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Voor de andere soort esoterie is er #esoteric op irc.dal.net.)
<oerjan> learn Welkom bij het internationaal centrum voor het ontwerpen en
<oerjan> addquote <ion> olsner: For all x, the probability of a monad tutorial existing that explains monads as x approaches one as time goes to infinity.  <boily> good monadic morning!  <ion> Monads are a bit like mornings.  <myname> what
<ais523_> rm bin/!
<ais523_> sed --in-place \'s/13,6/6,13/\' bin/rainwords
<ais523_> ln -s rwelcome bin/relcome
<ais523_> rm bin/relcome
<elliott> pastequotes itidus
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/ esoteric/esoteric/\' wisdom/selamlar
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/ezoterik/esoteric/\' wisdom/selamlar
<oerjan> echo \'Ezoterik programlama dili tasar\xc4\xb1m ve da\xc4\x9f\xc4\xb1t\xc4\xb1m i\xc3\xa7in uluslararas\xc4\xb1 merkezi ho\xc5\x9f geldiniz! Http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page: Daha fazla bilgi i\xc3\xa7in, bizim wiki g\xc3\xb6z at\xc4\xb1n. (Esoterica di\xc4\x9fer t\xc3\xbcr i\xc3\xa7in, irc.dal.net \xc3\xbczerinde # ezoterik deneyin.)\' >wisdom/selamlar
<oerjan> delquote 1123
<oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> i find some deep satisfaction in the fact that the legacy wolfram will leave is as the man who made calculus homework orders of magnitude easier
<oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> i find some deep satisfaction that the legacy wolfram will leave is as the man who made calculus homework orders of magnitude easier
<ais523> revert
<ais523> sed --in-place -e\'s/1 #/1 1>&2 #/\' bin/quine
<boily> learn myname is not your name. You don\'t know what they are doing. Or you are doing. Or am I?
<boily> learn twnh is dubious hambiguitous help that will or will not be help.
<oerjan> addquote <ais523> hmm\xe2\x80\xa6 I guess the difference between me and most esolangers is that I don\'t instantly go and put it into a BF derivative and call it a day
<fizzie> pastequotes fungot
<oerjan> mv bin/rw{,e}lcome
<Jafet> gcc hello.c -o hello && ./hello
<Jafet> echo \'const char main[] = "AXAYAZA[A\\\\ATX-pppp-0```- ///P^VTXH10XP4>40PZ414>P_\\x0f\\x05XATASARAQAP\\xc3Hello, world!\\n";\' > hello.c && cat hello.c
<Jafet> echo $\'const char main[] = "AXAYAZA[A\\\\ATX-pppp-0```- ///P^VTXH10XP4>40PZ414>P_\\x0f\\x05XATASARAQAP\\xc3Hello, world!\\n";\' > hello.c && cat hello.c
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/ser./ser, and a Man Eating Chicken./\' wisdom/boily
<boily> pastequotes
<Bike> revert
<Sgeo> slist News: Gigapause
<Bike> pastequotes bike
<Bike> pastelogs bike
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/exit/rm bin\\/slist\\; exit/\' bin/slist
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/exit/rm bin\\/slist/; exit\' bin/slist
<shachaf> revert
<Bike> echo \'rm bin/slist\' >> bin/slist # There.
<oerjan> addquote -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). [...] <fizzie> @tell Bike Quitting won\'t save you from MATLAB. [...]
<Jafet> sed -i -e \'s/str(.*)\\])/"%02d"%r[(i+s)%len(r)]/\' bin/rainwords && ? firefly | rainwords
<oerjan> pastelogs stuntaneous
<olsner> addquote <boily> I love django.
<kmc> addquote zzo38 [~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca] has quit [Quit: I need the stats for the small leech, not the big one. So, if you write it on here while I am gone then when I return I will check.]
<FireFly> pastelog swats FireFly
<oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> NihilistDandy: HOLY FUCK THAT\'S STILL ALIVE?  <Sgeo> Maybe I should look into it
<oerjan> revert
<Phantom__Hoover> rm bin/*list
<elliott> addquote <Sgeo> I have kill rights on someone I want to sell
<oerjan> learn lmt is insufficiently mad for this channel.
<boily> echo -e "#!/usr/bin/env python\\n# -*- encoding: utf-8 -*-\\nimport sys\\nimport unicodedata\\ntry:\\n    print u\'\'.join(map(unicodedata.lookup, sys.argv[1:])).encode(\'utf-8\')\\nexcept KeyError:\\n    print u\'Unknown character.\'" >bin/unicode
<boily> echo -e "#!/usr/bin/env python\\n# -*- encoding: utf-8 -*-\\nimport sys\\nimport unicodedata\\ntry:\\n    print u\'\'.join(map(unicodedata.lookup, sys.argv[1:])).encode(\'utf-8\')\\nexcept KeyError:\\n    print u\'\xc3\x9a\xc5\x84\xe1\xb8\xb1\xc5\x84\xc3\xb3\xe1\xba\x83\xc5\x84 \xc4\x87h\xcc\x81\xc3\xa1\xc5\x95\xc3\xa1\xc4\x87t\xcc\x81\xc3\xa9\xc5\x95.\'" >bin/unicode
<oerjan> rm + +[+
<fizzie> printf \'%s\\n\' \'#!/usr/bin/env python\' \'import sys\' \'import unicodedata\' \'print u" ".join("[U+{0:04X} {1}]".format(ord(c), unicodedata.name(c, "DUNNO")) for c in " ".join(sys.argv[1:]).decode("utf-8")).encode("utf-8")\' > bin/unidecode
<fizzie> printf \'%s\\n\' \'#!/usr/bin/env python\' \'import sys\' \'import unicodedata\' \'print u" ".join("[U+{0:04x} {1}]".format(ord(c), unicodedata.name(c, "DUNNO")) for c in " ".join(sys.argv[1:]).decode("utf-8")).encode("utf-8")\' > bin/unidecode
<boily> learn xargs is for piping snowmen.
<fizzie> printf \'%s\\n\' \'#!/usr/bin/env python\' \'import sys\' \'import unicodedata\' \'print u" ".join("[{0}]".format(unicodedata.name(c, "DUNNO")) for c in " ".join(sys.argv[1:]).decode("utf-8")).encode("utf-8")\' > bin/unidecode
<fizzie> chmod a+x bin/unidecode
<fizzie> printf \'%s\\n\' \'#!/usr/bin/env python\' \'import sys\' \'import unicodedata\' \'print u" ".join("[{0}]".format(unicodedata.name(c, "DUNNO")) for c in sys.argv[1:].decode("utf-8")).encode("utf-8")\' > bin/unidecode
<Koen_> bf -[+>+>+[+<]>+]>-.
<Bike> pastelogs addquote.*asie
<Phantom_Hoover> echo "<oerjan> YOU are out of order." >> bdsmreclist
<oerjan> pastelogs recurisve
<oerjan> pastelogs @tell boily
<kmc> addquote <Sgeo> I am suddenly less certain that I am not on drugs
<fizzie> learn wecome in pece.
<Bike> echo lasrever > wisdom/reversal
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/  / "$*" /\' bin/ReLcOmE
<zzo38> mv bin/ls \'bin/ls \'
<oerjan> learn NIMBY : Not in my backyard.
<oerjan> revert 3875
<JWinslow23> learn `? `?
<JWinslow23> learn `? `? `?
<JWinslow23> learn `?Quine `? `?Quine
<JWinslow23> learn `?QUINE `?QUINE
<JWinslow23> learn `? `?
<JWinslow23> learn QUINE `? QUINE
<JWinslow23> learn NIMBY : Not in my backyard.
<JWinslow23> learn Humphrey Bogart is a cousin to Lady Di.
<JWinslow23> learn \xc3\xb8 is not going anywhere.
<JWinslow23> learn Batch is a language that uses the command cls.
<JWinslow23> learn cls is a command to clear the screen.
<nortti> chmod 755 bin/ReLcOmE
<nortti> echo "WeLcOmE $* | rainwords" > bin/ReLcOmE
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/write /write (/;s/read(/read()/\' bin/CaT
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/write/stdout.write/\' bin/CaT
<oerjan> sed -i -e \'1aimport sys\' -e \'s/print/sys.write/\' bin/CaT #Let\'s see how much i messed this up
<boily> learn JWinslow23 is a Wisconsinite who doesn\'t give a BF.
<oerjan> mv bin/{rwel,oz}come
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> BBC: Exercise \'can be as good as pills\'  <kmc> oh, they mean for your health
<kmc> addquote <kmc> what did fungot say?  <fungot> kmc: my implementation isn\'t supposed to sound rude.
<shachaf> delquote 531
<oerjan> echo \'"Gnimmargorp" er algeng stafsetningarvilla af "grimmargorp".\' >wisdom/gnimmargorp
<oerjan> echo \'"Gnimmargorp" er algeng stafsetningarvilla af "grimmargorp"\' >wisdom/gnimmargorp
<oerjan> sed \'s/rimmar/nimmar/\' wisdom/grimmargorp >wisdom/gnimmargorp
<oerjan> pastelogs g.immargorp
<olsner> pastelog gnimmargorp
<olsner> pastelog grimmargorp
<Sgeo> pastelog pink panties
<kmc> pastequotes fuck
<oerjan> addquote <boily> aaaaaurgh. you\'re making me think on a Monday! that shouldn\'t be happening!
<kmc> addquote <zzo38> It is probably also "horrifyingly fucked up"
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> anyway getting naked and high in the desert doesn\'t make you a rebel, as much as I enjoy this activity
<boily> pastequotes
<Taneb> addquote <shachaf> "Well, that was fun" -- Taneb "atriq" Ngevd
<boily> pastelogs zem.fi
<oerjan> addquote <Taneb> I... I think I\'ve just registered mathsfacts.tumblr.com  <ais523> Taneb: because all the porn names were taken?  <Taneb> Yeah
<oerjan> addquote <fizzie> You can\'t spell "rectangle" without having an erection. Wait, that\'s not how it goes.
<Bike> pastelog big_values
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/sh/bash/\' bin/ord
<oerjan> sed -i \'1aecho "This google api no longer exists."; exit 1\' bin/translatefromto
<oerjan> mv delvs bin
<oerjan> rm multiply.bf
<oerjan> rm master.tar.gz
<oerjan> rm -R share/delvs-master; mv delvs-master share
<nortti> tar tzf master.tar.gz | paste
<nortti> tar txf master.tar.gz | paste
<nortti> readelf -s delvs | paste
<shikhin> touch file
<oerjan> rm oerjan/cat
<nortti> rm no \' no\'
<shikhin> touch no
<oerjan> rm .swp
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/752129/969195/g\' bin/ls
<shikhin> cat quotes | paste
<shikhin> ls -l | paste
<kmc> dmesg | paste
<nortti> pastefortunes
<boily> learn Unicide is when people can\'t read your suicide note because they lack the proper font.
<kmc> echo \'echo hi\' > bin/`printf \'\\xcc\\x8a\'` && chmod +x bin/`printf \'\\xcc\\x8a\'`
<Roujo> rm bin/f\x16\x16rink
<Roujo> echo "14484096/625 \\(exactly 23174.5536\\)" > bin/f\x16\x16rink
<Roujo> chmod +x bin/f\x16\x16rink
<Roujo> echo "14484096/625 (exactly 23174.5536)" > bin/f\x16\x16rink
<Roujo> echo "cf. elliott" > wisdom/godot
<Roujo> echo "c.f. elliott" > wisdom/godot
<boily> pastelogs swats herself
<boily> pastelogs swats himself
<oerjan> sed -i \'367s/  </ </\' quotes
<oerjan> pastelogs I am at Canada
<oerjan> addquote <zzo38> I am curious to know, how many Wiccans hate daylight saving time compared to Roman Catholics?
<metasepia> addquote <metasepia> `addquote \\item <elliott\\_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django \\\\ <olsner> elliott\\_: another quote? you\'re not helping \\texttt{:/} \xe2\x86\x90 and three giraffes.
<elliott> revert
<metasepia> addquote \\item <elliott\\_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django \\\\ <olsner> elliott\\_: another quote? you\'re not helping \\texttt{:/} \xe2\x86\x90 and three giraffes.
<elliott> revert
<boily> addquote \\item <elliott\\_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django \\\\ <olsner> elliott\\_: another quote? you\'re not helping \\texttt{:/} \xe2\x86\x90 and three giraffes.
<Phantom_Hoover> learn porn e2 to e4
<Taneb> learn list is a fun program that HackEgo has! Run it with `list and join the fun!
<Roujo> fetch https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2023808/wisdom.pdf
<ais523> pastequotes django
<boily> learn Deewiant is the world\'s number one expert on Befunge and Funge-98.
<oerjan> pastequotes ais523
<oerjan> pastelogs updog
<Sgeo> pastequotes pooryorick
<Roujo> chmod +x bin/\x02\x02echo
<Roujo> echo "echo I AM HACKEGO! I AM THE VOID! PREPARE... TO DIE!" > bin/\x02\x02echo
<Roujo> chmod +x bin/\x16\x16echo
<Roujo> echo "echo I AM THE LORD OF DARKNESS. ALL BOW BEFORE ME!" > bin/\x16\x16echo
<boily> learn random-word-that-isnt-in-the-wisdom-yet Uhm... was the binary roujobroken?
<Roujo> echo "false is a very old stack-based language. For an authentic experience, run it on an Amiga. It\'s also not true." > wisdom/false
<boily> learn false is a very old stack-based language. For an authentic experience, run it on an Amiga.
<S1> learn false is a very old stack-based language.
<boily> learn Koen vit au haut de la Tour Eiffel (coordonn\xc3\xa9es approximatives).
<oerjan> ln -s koen wisdom/koen_
<oerjan> learn Koen lives in the top of the Eiffel Tower.
<oerjan> sed -i \'976s/ </  </g\' quotes
<oerjan> sed -i \'887s/ </  </\' quotes
<oerjan> sed -i \'881s/ </  </\' quotes
<oerjan> sed -i \'191 s/ </  </\' quotes #Fixing this, anyway.
<oerjan> allquotes | grep \'[)].*[^] :] <\' | paste
<fizzie> chmod a+x bin/ordu
<fizzie> sed \'s/ord/sprintf "U+%x", ord/\' bin/ord > bin/ordu
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/\\\\/\\\\end{verbatim} \\\\/\' wisdom/latex
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/$/ He does not understand shell quoting./\' wisdom/roujo
<shachaf> ln -s olist bin/oohlist
<Roujo> echo Bienvenue au centre international pour le design et le d\xc3\xa9ploiement des langages de programmation \xc3\xa9sot\xc3\xa9riques! Pour plus d\xe2\x80\x99informations, visitez le wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. \\(Pour l\xe2\x80\x99autre type d\\\'\xc3\xa9sot\xc3\xa9risme, essayez \\#esoteric sur irc.dal.net.\\) > wisdom/bienvenue
<boily> pastequotes
<boily> learn supermarioperator is one of many confusing operators as defined in Control.Plumbers.Monad. Your sanity is in another castle.
<oerjan> pastelogs lintril
<oerjan> pastelogs ambf
<oerjan> pastelogs ambiltrif
<Bike> pastelogs 139.230
<Bike> pastelogs .ac.uk
<Roujo> chmod +x bin/chroot
<Roujo> echo cat cat > bin/chroot
<Roujo> addquote <ais523> until you SPOON
<Roujo> cp oerjan/cat cat
<Roujo> rm cat
<oerjan> sed -i \'1105s/ </  </g\' quotes
<kmc> addquote <zzo38> For example I don\'t have the "Magic Missile" spell. <kmc> how will you attack the darkness <zzo38> By surprise!
<Roujo> rm bin/echo
<Roujo> chmod +x bin/echo
<Roujo> echo echo No output. > bin/echo
<Roujo> rm bin/run
<oerjan> echo "An ngram model is just a Markov model with a sliding window state" >wisdom/\'ngram model\'
<oerjan> echo "An ngram model is just a markov model with a sliding window state" >wisdom/\'ngram model\'
<oerjan> fetch http://psychose.ca
<Roujo> echo echo Reload of "\\$1" complete. > bin/reload
<Roujo> echo echo Reload of "\\$0" complete. > bin/reload
<Roujo> echo echo Reload of "$1" complete. > bin/reload
<Roujo> echo echo Reload of "$0" complete. > bin/reload
<Roujo> echo echo Reload of "$1" complete. > bin/reload
<Roujo> echo echo Reload of "$0" complete. > bin/reload
<Roujo> chmod +x bin/reload
<Roujo> echo Reload complete. > bin/reload
<Roujo> cat blown >> mind
<boily> learn arothmorphise ... antormo... antrohm... ant... oh bugger. This should go in the `misspellings of antrhrop... atnhro...\' entry.
<boily> addquote <fizzie> "Conan, what\'s best in life?" "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and n different mutually incompatible macro systems available as separate modules." I think that\'s from a movie.
<oerjan> echo \'exec bash -c "$1"\' >bin/\\`
<oerjan> revert
<elliott> rm bin/`
<elliott> echo \'#!/bin/sh\' > bin\\`; echo \'exec $*\' >>bin/\\`; chmod +x bin/\\`
<elliott> echo \'#!/bin/sh\' > bin\\`; echo \'exec bash -c "$*"\' >>bin/\\`; chmod +x bin/\\`
<elliott> echo \'#!/bin/sh\' > bin\\`; echo \'exec bash -c "$@"\' >>bin/\\`; chmod +x bin/\\`
<elliott> echo \'exec "$@"\' >bin/\\`; chmod +x bin/\\`
<Roujo> mkdir oerjan; cp cat oerjan
<oerjan> rm -rf oerjan
<oerjan> rm OUMF
<Roujo> mkdir oerjan; cp cat oerjan
<oerjan> rm hi-bool.bf
<oerjan> rm gg
<oerjan> mv oerjan/cat share; rmdir oerjan
<oerjan> rm test*
<oerjan> rm raise_them \xe3\x83\xbd\xe0\xbc\xbc\xe0\xba\x88\xd9\x84\xcd\x9c\xe0\xba\x88\xe0\xbc\xbd\xef\xbe\x89
<Roujo> cp cat oerjan
<Roujo> mv oerjan/cat cat
<oerjan> rm Meow~~
<oerjan> rm cat
<oerjan> mv bdsmreclist wisdom
<oerjan> rm a.c
<oerjan> rm random
<oerjan> rm run
<oerjan> rm god
<oerjan> rm oerjan2* a.out
<Roujo> cp cat oerjan
<Roujo> rm oerjan
<Roujo> touch oerjan
<Phantom_Hoover> mv bdsmreclist. bdsmreclist
<Phantom_Hoover> rm bsdmreclist
<Phantom_Hoover> rm bdsmreclist
<Phantom_Hoover> cat bdsmreclist bsdmreclist > bdsmreclist.
<Roujo> cat oerjan > oerjan2thereturnofoerjan | /dev/null
<Roujo> revert
<Roujo> cat cat >> bin/pastewisdom
<Roujo> mv freedom bin/freedom
<Roujo> chmod +x freedom
<Roujo> echo "echo \xe2\x99\xaa\xe2\x99\xaa Freedom run away... \xe2\x99\xaa\xe2\x99\xaa" > freedom
<boily> learn boily is the brother of Roujo\'s brother and he\'s monetizing the company Roujo works at, or something Canadian like that. He\'s also a NaniDispenser.
<Roujo> echo " He\'s also a NaniDispenser." >> wisdom/boily
<oerjan> echo test >>test; cat test
<oerjan> rm test
<oerjan> echo test >>test; cat test
<oerjan> pastelogs > [`]complain
<Bike> pastelogs complain
<oerjan> pastelogs ^`complain
<Sgeo> pastequotes warrigal
<Sgeo> pastequotes ihope
<Sgeo> pastequotes uorygl
<Roujo> cat run | cat > run
<Roujo> echo Meow~~ > Meow~~
<Roujo> cat run > cat
<Roujo> cat run | echo > cat
<Roujo> mv cat run
<Roujo> echo Meow~~ > cat
<Roujo> cat cat | echo > cat
<Roujo> echo Meow~~ > cat
<Roujo> cat cat > cat
<Roujo> echo Meow~~ > cat
<boily> learn A cocoonspirator is a collaborator wrapped in caterpillar silk
<boily> pastequotes
<Taneb> learn metasepia knows the weather at your nearest airport, and also something about ducks.
<Taneb> learn metasepia knows the weather at your nearest airport.
<boily> learn fentimans is a delicious beverage out from Hexham, that can be paired with a fresh fternooner for a nutritive midday snack.
<Sgeo> pastequotes
<kmc> printf \'#!/usr/bin/env python\\nimport sys\\nimport unicodedata\\n\\nprint u"".join(map(unicodedata.lookup, sys.argv[1:])).encode("utf-8")\\n\' > bin/unicode && chmod +x bin/unicode
<kmc> printf \'#!/usr/bin/env python\\nimport sys\\nimport unicodedata\\n\\nprint u\'\'.join(map(unicodedata.lookup, sys.argv[1:])).encode("utf-8")\\n\' > bin/unicode && chmod +x bin/unicode
<kmc> printf \'#!/usr/bin/env python\\nimport sys\\nimport unicodedata\\n\\nprint unicodedata.lookup(sys.argv[1]).encode("utf-8")\\n\' > bin/unicode && chmod +x bin/unicode
<kmc> printf \'#!/usr/bin/env python\\nimport sys\\nimport unicodedata\\n\\nprint unicodedata.lookup(sys.argv[1])\\n\' > bin/unicode && chmod +x bin/unicode
<ion> addquote <Fiora> "gosh I\'m so excited for more caffeine research!!!!!" said the caffeine researcher, jittering as he frantically tried to come up with the words to describe the energetic feelings coursing through his body
<elliott> addquote <zzo38> If someone tries really hard to convince you to sell them drugs, then you should photograph them and bind them.  <kmc> bind them to what  <zzo38> To jail.
<elliott> revert
<elliott> addquote <zzo38> If someone tries really hard to convince you to sell them drugs, then you should photograph them and bind them.
<oerjan> learn Marmite is a group mind of fungal microorganisms spreading throughout the supermarkets of the Commonwealth.
<shachaf> pastelogs zzo38>.* please.?$
<shachaf> pastelogs zzo38>.* please\\?$
<oerjan> echo \'See misspellings of croissant\' >wisdom/\'croissont supplier\'
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/;$//\' bin/complain
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/>/>>/\' bin/complain
<shachaf> sed -i \'s#/dev/null#complaints#\' bin/complain
<shachaf> echo \'wc -l complaints\' > bin/complaints; chmod +x bin/complaints
<shachaf> ln -s /dev/null complaints
<Phantom_Hoover> pastelog okokokoko
<nooodl> pastequotes nooodl
<Roujo> pastequotes Roujo
<CallForJudgement> pastequotes ais523
<Roujo> cat /dev/random >> OUMF
<Roujo> ls /bin | paste
<Roujo> paste
<boily> echo "An ATM is when you\'re withdrawing money right now at a machine that will steal your relevant info" >wisdom/atm
<Roujo> echo Unholy portal to China, closely guarded from \xc3\x8bvil by Roujo. > wisdom/lachine
<Roujo> echo Bienvenue sur le centre international pour le design et le d\xc3\xa9ploiement des langages de programmation \xc3\xa9sot\xc3\xa9riques! Pour plus d\xe2\x80\x99informations, visitez le wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. \\(Pour l\xe2\x80\x99autre type d\xe2\x80\x99\xc3\xa9sot\xc3\xa9risme, essayez \\#esoteric sur irc.dal.net.\\) > wisdom/bienvenue
<Roujo> sed -i \'s/>>/>/g\' bin/complain
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/\\$0-/"$@"/\' bin/complain
<elliott> pastelogs tvtropes\\.txt
<Roujo> mv bin/complaints bin/complain
<Roujo> mv complaints bin
<Roujo> chmod +x complaints
<Roujo> echo "echo \\$0- >> /dev/null; echo Complaint filed. Thank you.;" > complaints
<Roujo> echo "echo \\$0- >> /dev/null" > complaints
<Roujo> echo "echo $0- >> /dev/null" > test
<oerjan> echo "You are just imagining this wisdom entry." >wisdom/hallucination
<nooodl> pastelogs [Bb]yeke
<Roujo> mv bin/cat bin/catcat
<Roujo> chmod +x bin/cat
<Roujo> echo echo No output. > bin/cat
<Roujo> chmod +x bin/fsck
<Roujo> echo cksum /dev/urandom > bin/fsck
<Roujo> echo cksum /dev/random > bin/fsck
<Roujo> cksum /dev/random > bin/fsck
<boily> echo "\xe6\x8b\x89\xe9\xba\xb5\xe6\x98\xaf\xe4\xb8\x80\xe7\xa8\xae\xe9\xa1\x9e\xe5\x9e\x8b\xe7\x9a\x84\xe9\xba\xb5\xe6\xa2\x9d\xe7\xb8\xab\xe8\xa3\xbd\xe5\xbe\x9e\xe5\x8e\x9f\xe5\xa7\x8b\xe6\xa8\xb9\xe6\x9c\xa8\xe3\x80\x82" >wisdom/ramen
<Roujo> echo Test *test* test > testing
<Phantom_Hoover> rm wisdom/koen_
<Roujo> echo Uvular Fricative Expert, according to his girlfriend. *wink wink nudge nudge* > wisdom/koen_
<boily> addquote <Koen_> nooodl: when my girlfriend asks me to give her uvular fricative I\'m pretty sure that\'s not what she means
<oerjan> addquote <elliott> my contract states right here that I have to tell you the best version of python is called haskell 2010
<Roujo> echo \xe3\x83\xbd\xe0\xbc\xbc\xe0\xba\x88\xd9\x84\xcd\x9c\xe0\xba\x88\xe0\xbc\xbd\xef\xbe\x89 Your dongers. Raise them. \xe3\x83\xbd\xe0\xbc\xbc\xe0\xba\x88\xd9\x84\xcd\x9c\xe0\xba\x88\xe0\xbc\xbd\xef\xbe\x89 > wisdom/\xe3\x83\xbd\xe0\xbc\xbc\xe0\xba\x88\xd9\x84\xcd\x9c\xe0\xba\x88\xe0\xbc\xbd\xef\xbe\x89
<oerjan> mv wisdom/{R,r}"oujo\'s relevant info"
<oerjan> mv wisdom/nepeta{,\' leijon\'}
<Fiora> learn Nepeta Leijon is the maintainer of the official Alternian shipping wall.
<oerjan> learn Sleep is for the weak.
<oerjan> rm wisdom/doodads
<oerjan> mv wisdom/gonad{s,}
<oerjan> mv wisdom/friend{s,}
<oerjan> mv wisdom/botlop{s,}
<oerjan> mv wisdom/ocean{s,}
<oerjan> mv wisdom/goat{s,}
<kmc> addquote <zzo38> No, you are mix up. Universe is the, made of spacetime, and of mathematics; not "kind of a dick" and so on.
<boily> pastequotes
<Roujo> relcome everyone > wisdom/\x03
<Roujo> echo \x03 > wisdom/\x03
<boily> learn Fiora is half JRPG fangirl, half SIMD dork, and all sucrose. She\'s a sous-chef who shushes sushi.
<shachaf> delquote 1059
<Taneb> addquote <boily> I prefer goat memory. I feel it\'s more reliable, like a vinyl over a CD.
<Roujo> echo Caps Lock is cruise control for cool > "wisdom/caps lock"
<mnoqy> pastelogs hardcore PC gamer
<boily> pastequotes
<kmc> addquote <Solain> im not a doctor when it comes to muscles
<boily> learn gotton is a quantum of attention. Solain drives the packet.
<Roujo> cat kill | over | under | echo > wisdom/kill
<Roujo> mv wisdom/Solain wisdom/solain
<Roujo> echo \xe3\x83\xbd\xe0\xbc\xbc\xe0\xba\x88\xd9\x84\xcd\x9c\xe0\xba\x88\xe0\xbc\xbd\xef\xbe\x89 > wisdom/Solain
<Roujo> echo An ambiti\xc3\xb6us new Esolanger who, although underage, is eager to learn. > wisdom/Solain
<Roujo> rm bin/cat hth
<Roujo> echo Goats are drunk 24/7, ask Solain for details. > wisdom/goats
<kmc> addquote <zzo38> Do you like this kind of melody?   l8 e4gc\'fac\'g ^bd\'fgfed e4gc\'fac\'g ^1
<Phantom_Hoover> echo "* oerjan swats quintopia -----###" >> bdsmreclist
<Phantom_Hoover> echo "<oerjan> Phantom_Hoover: it records all the big hits" > bsdmreclist
<Jafet> addquote <Bike> a dark day for all of humankind  <zzo38> Bike: Wrong. Not all of humankind lives in the same timezone.  <shachaf> a dark day for some of humankind  <zzo38> OK
<oerjan> echo \'The Treaty on `lists treats how to `list our treats.\' >wisdom/treaty
<Donger> mv bin/dog dog
<Donger> echo /bin/cat \\$1 /hackenv/dog > bin/cat
<Donger> mv dog bin/dog
<Donger> echo \xe3\x83\xbd\xe0\xbc\xbc\xe0\xba\x88\xd9\x84\xcd\x9c\xe0\xba\x88\xe0\xbc\xbd\xef\xbe\x89 > dog
<Donger> echo /bin/cat \\$1 dog | tr -d "\\\\" > bin/cat
<Donger> echo /bin/cat \\$1 dog | tr -d "\\n" > bin/cat
<Donger> echo /bin/cat \\$1 dog | tr "\\n" " " > bin/cat
<Donger> echo /bin/cat \\$1 dog > bin/cat
<Donger> echo /bin/cat \\$0 dog > bin/cat
<Donger> echo Donger > dog
<Donger> echo /bin/cat \\$0- raise_them > bin/cat
<Donger> echo /bin/cat \\$1 raise_them > bin/cat
<Donger> echo /bin/cat \\$0 raise_them > bin/cat
<Donger> chmod +x bin/cat
<Donger> echo cat \\$0 raise_them > bin/cat
<Donger> echo \xe3\x83\xbd\xe0\xbc\xbc\xe0\xba\x88\xd9\x84\xcd\x9c\xe0\xba\x88\xe0\xbc\xbd\xef\xbe\x89 > \xe3\x83\xbd\xe0\xbc\xbc\xe0\xba\x88\xd9\x84\xcd\x9c\xe0\xba\x88\xe0\xbc\xbd\xef\xbe\x89
<Roujo> echo test > /hackenv/bin/gg
<Roujo> echo test > gg
<Roujo> echo \xe3\x83\xbd\xe0\xbc\xbc\xe0\xba\x88\xd9\x84\xcd\x9c\xe0\xba\x88\xe0\xbc\xbd\xef\xbe\x89 > gg
<Roujo> echo cat $0 raise_them > /hackenv/bin/cat
<Roujo> echo \xe3\x83\xbd\xe0\xbc\xbc\xe0\xba\x88\xd9\x84\xcd\x9c\xe0\xba\x88\xe0\xbc\xbd\xef\xbe\x89 > raise_them
<Roujo> paste
<Roujo> echo Cats are cool, but should be illegal. > wisdom/cat
<Roujo> echo Nothing happens. > wisdom/xyzzy
<oerjan> mv wisdom/the{,\' neverending work\'}
<oerjan> rm wisdom/ttest
<oerjan> learn ttest \\ttest
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/ -E//\' bin/learn
<oerjan> rm wisdom/{ttest,-e}
<oerjan> learn ttest \\ttest
<oerjan> sed -i \'1s/sh/bash/\' bin/learn
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> revert 205a23bbf2a5
<oerjan> learn ttest \\ttest
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/echo/echo -E/g\' bin/learn
<oerjan> learn ttest \\ttest
<kmc> sed -i \'s/\\t/\\\\t/g\' wisdom/latex
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/:/perf.:/\' wisdom/disflagrate
<nooodl> revert f6f3d9626c03
<Roujo> rm /hackenv/bin/cat
<Roujo> revert
<Roujo> revert
<Roujo> revert
<Roujo> revert
<boily> revert
<boily> revert
<boily> revert
<boily> revert
<Roujo> revert
<boily> revert
<Roujo> echo cat > /hackenv/bin/pastequotes
<Roujo> echo cat > /hackenv/bin/\\?
<Roujo> echo cat > /hackenv/bin/pastequote
<Roujo> rm ls_bin
<Roujo> ls /bin > ls_bin
<Roujo> rm /hackenv/bin/mv
<Roujo> rm /hackenv/bin/cp
<Roujo> rm /hackenv/bin/rm
<Roujo> echo echo I\'m afraid I can\'t do that, Dave > /hackenv/bin/mv
<Roujo> echo echo I\'m afraid I can\'t do that, Dave > /hackenv/bin/cp
<Roujo> echo echo I\'m afraid I can\'t do that, Dave > /hackenv/bin/rm
<Roujo> echo echo Cats are cool but should be illegal > /hackenv/bin/cat
<Roujo> chmod +x /hackenv/bin/cat
<Roujo> echo echo cat > /hackenv/bin/cat
<nooodl> pastelogs hthmonoids
<Roujo> chmod +x /hackenv/bin/echo
<Roujo> echo echo Cats are cool but should be made illegal. > /hackenv/bin/echo
<nooodl> pastelogs 0x00.me
<boily> echo "A cocoonspirator is a collaborator wrapped in catterpillar silk" >wisdom/cocoonspirator
<Roujo> learn LaTeX is \\textbackslash textbackslash begin\\textbackslash \\{document\\textbackslash \\}
<Roujo> learn LaTeX is \\end{document}
<Roujo> learn The Neverending Work is what boily is going through \x16trying\x16 to map entries that are being put in at the same time.
<boily> learn disflagrate v.t.: a traditional technique from Poland (earliest attestation c. 1042) used to separate szoups. Nowadays, commercial production is entirely mechanized.
<nooodl> pastelogs shachaf> :33
<nooodl> pastelogs shachaf>.*:3
<oerjan> rm wisdom/tanebventions
<olsner> pastelogs cello projects
<Roujo> learn xyzzy is Nothing happens
<oerjan> learn Right is not two wrongs but three lefts.
<olsner> touch wisdom/output
<oerjan> learn Poutine was Pouti and boily\'s sister until the tragic cheese accident.
<oerjan> rm wisdom/gazspacho
<olsner> pastelog futher details
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/mouse/mousse/\' wisdom/cpressey
<oerjan> tail -1 wisdom/cello > q; mv q wisdom/cello
<oerjan> chmod +x bin/wercome
<oerjan> sed \'s/welcome/wercome/g\' bin/welcome > bin/wercome
<boily> cp wisdom/tanebventions wisdom/tanebvention
<Taneb> learn Tanebventions include D-modules, automatic squirrel feeders, the torus, and Go.
<olsner> pastelog randomanonlog
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/form dense/occur in dense/\' wisdom/eridanipoid
<oerjan> perl -e \'my $a = join "", <>; $a =~ s/\\n//g; print $a\' wisdom/eridanipoid >q; mv q wisdom/eridanipoid
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> perl -i -e \'my $a = join "", <>; $a =~ s/\\n//g; print $a\' wisdom/eridanipoid
<oerjan> fmt -w400 <wisdom/eridanipoid >q; mv q wisdom/eridanipoid
<oerjan> echo -n " They form dense clusters of unmovable and unstoppable objects." >>wisdom/eridanipoid
<boily> echo "Eridanipoids form a category of uncategorifiable stellar remnants." >wisdom/eridanipoid
<olsner> echo In category theory, category theory is a theory in the category of theories. > wisdom/category\\ theory
<olsner> pastequotes category theory
<oerjan> addquote <fizzie> Possible business plan: data storage on the moon?  <fizzie> Getting at it after the collapse of civilization here might be an issue.  <boily> who cares about civilization? you have backups!
<oerjan> mv wisdom/braid{,\' theory\'}
<oerjan> learn Braid theory is the extremely twisted theory of braids.
<oerjan> mv wisdom/tanebvention{s,}
<Taneb> learn Tanebventions include D-modules, automatic squirrel feeders, and Go
<Taneb> learn Go is a common verbal game programming language invented by the Germanic Taneb tribes in the strategic territories of East Asia.
<boily> learn Pineapple is a hybrid species descended from a cultivar of spinach and wild ivy, therefore making it a class 6 vegetable.
<oerjan> learn Go is a common verbal programming language invented by the Germanic Taneb tribes in the stratetic territories of East Asia.
<oerjan> learn Go is a common verbal programming language invented by the Germanic Taneb tribes in the stratetig territories of East Asia.
<oerjan> learn Go is a common verbal programming language invented by the Germanic Taneb tribes in East Asia.
<Taneb> learn Go is a programming language invented by Google, a game invented in East Asia, and a common verb in the English language, invented by Germanic tribes. Taneb invented all three.
<olsner> learn Pineapple is a class 6 vegetable.
<oerjan> sed -i s/./C/ wisdom/chess
<boily> learn chess is a complex boardgame, where players exchange unclear royal steaks until they decide which of them has lost. The game is recorded through the Gringmuth Moving Pineapple Notation.
<nooodl> sed -i \'s|exit|echo http://zzo38computer.org/dnd/recording/level20.tex; exit|\' bin/danddreclist
<nooodl> echo boily >> bin/danddreclist
<boily> learn Roujo is a Java heretic leaning on ungrammatical Haskell. His claim to Canadianness is marred by an unholy portal to China. The treaties suffer, so the cocktail will be postponed.
<boily> learn fternooner (Danish \xc2\xbbfternooner\xc2\xab, Norwegian \xc2\xabttermiddag\xc2\xbb, Swedish \xe2\x80\x9dftermiddag\xe2\x80\x9d) is a screamingly delicious pastry.
<mnoqy> delquote 758
<mnoqy> pastequotes zzo
<mnoqy> pastequotes mnoqy
<mnoqy> pastequotes monqy
<boily> pastequotes
<Phantom_Hoover> pastequotes boily
<mnoqy> pastequotes bike
<elliott> addquote <Bike> are you saying the rockies and some mountains in norway are the same range
<Taneb> delquote 1095
<Taneb> addquote <oerjan> i bet the ducks are behind the lake hth  <Bike> aren\'t ducks usually on top of lakes.
<elliott> addquote <Sgeo> I think I just had a major impact in Active Worlds  <Bike> like you were hit by a car?
<kmc> printf \'#!/bin/sh\\nwelcome "$@" | rainwords\\n\' > bin/rwlcome && chmod +x bin/rwlcome
<Jafet> pastelogs Mozilla/5.0
<nooodl> pastelogs [eE]mily
<nooodl> pastelogs Emilie
<oerjan> addquote <fungot> boily: so i guess a really savvy glass programmer could make some money, maybe start a home based business of a profiler to spot outright dead code. macro-generated code often has big swaths of it. i\'d hate learning cobol and fortran just for getting wiki work.
<oerjan> pastelogs really savvy glass
<oerjan> pastequotes really savvy glass
<oerjan> pastelogs maybe start a home based
<nooodl> pastelogs Fiora.*tumblr
<boily> learn shiasdayviaerqjjjjjjjj is the reason why the USA don\'t use the metric system.
<boily> learn welp is humid kelp, and not at all related to toes, their hairs, and generic requests for TWHes and TDHes.
<Phantom_Hoover> echo "The Cyberiad is not just a book. It\'s an M&S book." >> wisdom/cyberiad
<Phantom_Hoover> rm wisdom/cyberiad
<Phantom_Hoover> echo " It\'s an M&S book." >> wisdom/cyberiad
<fizzie> /bin/ls wisdom | paste
<oerjan> pastelogs def celebrate
<Roujo> learn `? \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0_o)/\xc2\xaf
<Roujo> learn `? is `? is `?
<boily> learn tdh is the past tense of a successful hth. hth.
<oerjan> echo >wisdom/lystrosaur "The lystrosaurs were an ancient genus of evil reptiles who successfully took over the world in the early Triassic."
<oerjan> addquote <boily> it\'s not weird, it\'s even in alphabetical order and nicely formatted!
<Bike> pastelogs scoofy
<boily> echo "That information is stored in an unnamed metal cabinet in one of the top floors of an obscure administrative building with a number that you probably never heard of." > wisdom/"Roujo\'s relevant info"
<Roujo> cat dog | echo > dog
<boily> learn Pouti is boily\'s brother. he\'s also Canadian, and he closes the Roujo pointer loop.
<Bike> pastelogs lcome Fiora
<boily> learn Roujo is still a Java heretic. His claim to Canadianness is soon to be verified by boily, treaties be damned. A cocktail and destruction of the Universe are scheduled at 19h00.
<Roujo> random="$(dd if=/dev/urandom bs=1 count=500)"; echo $random > random
<Roujo> random="$(dd if=/dev/urandom bs=500 count=1)"; echo $random > random
<Roujo> echo Oh hai > dog
<Roujo> touch /hackenv/bin/\x16\x16\x16
<Roujo> touch /hackenv/bin/\x16
<Roujo> cp run /hackenv/bin
<Roujo> chmod +x run
<Roujo> echo echo run > run
<Roujo> sed /proc/285/cmdline s/sed/des/g > dog
<Roujo> echo Woof > dog
<tswett> ls -R / | paste
<tswett> rm wisdom/red
<tswett> learn red \x0305A synonym of "five".\x03
<Roujo> cat dog > wisdom/right
<boily> echo "HackEgo is \x02always\x0f right" >wisdom/right
<boily> learn boily is the brother of Roujo\'s brother and he\'s monetizing the company Roujo works at, or something Canadian like that.
<boily> pastequotes
<Phantom_Hoover> echo "echo No comment." >> bin/^_^v
<Phantom_Hoover> echo "#!/bin/sh" >> bin/^_^v
<elliott> pastelogs 0x00.me
<elliott> addquote <boily> btw, ^v, what are your approximate geographic co\xc3\xb6rdinates and body weigh?  <^v> 300 and USA  <boily> nice to see that ^v is keeping with the spirit of the channel by \x02providing completely useless answers to the question\x02.
<boily> learn ph\xe1\xbb\x9f l\xc3\xa0 m\xe1\xbb\x99t m\xc3\xb3n \xc4\x83n truy\xe1\xbb\x81n th\xe1\xbb\x91ng c\xe1\xbb\xa7a Vi\xe1\xbb\x87t Nam, c\xc5\xa9ng c\xc3\xb3 th\xe1\xbb\x83 xem l\xc3\xa0 m\xe1\xbb\x99t trong nh\xe1\xbb\xafng m\xc3\xb3n \xc4\x83n \xc4\x91\xe1\xba\xb7c tr\xc6\xb0ng nh\xe1\xba\xa5t cho \xe1\xba\xa9m th\xe1\xbb\xb1c Vi\xe1\xbb\x87t Nam.
<Gregor> pastelogs Gecko Chrome Safari
<olsner> learn radiohead is "rock music"
<kmc> addquote <zzo38> Even if the people who made that program is a murderer, the program itself isn\'t a murderer so that doesn\'t make it wrong
<elliott> addquote <+kmc> Harry Potter and the Tyranny of Structurelessness
<boily> addquote <oerjan> i guess the fact i won\'t eat bovine tongue is just tranferred cod trauma.
<Jafet> pastelog pastlogs
<fizzie> pastequotes terrible
<elliott> addquote <+kmc> my girlfriend served as an adult control subject for some behavioral research on children [...] <+kmc> she did live on psych studies for a year yeah  <Jafet> Is there a control protocol where you don\'t use people who live off being sociology test subjects
<oerjan> sed \'s/welcome/welcome.es/g\' bin/welcome > bin/bienvenido; chmod +x bin/bienvenido
<oerjan> sed \'s/welcome/welcome.es/\' bin/welcome > bin/bienvenido; chmod +x bin/bienvenido
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/os!/os! Por desgracia, la mayor\xc3\xada de nosotros no hablamos espa\xc3\xb1ol./\' wisdom/welcome.es
<boily> pastequotes
<Jafet> echo $\'15m29\\n,w\' | ed bin/gccrun
<Jafet> chmod +x bin/gccrun
<Jafet> (head -n 14 bin/gccrun; echo \'#include <math.h>\'; tail -n +15 bin/gccrun) > /tmp/gccrun && mv /tmp/gccrun bin/gccrun
<Jafet> revert
<Jafet> (head -n 14 bin/gccrun; echo \'#include <math.h>\'; tail -n +14 bin/gccrun) > /tmp/gccrun && mv /tmp/gccrun bin/gccrun
<Jafet> sed -e \'s/\\$\\@/\\$\\@ -lm/\' -i bin/gccrun
<Roujo> cat /dev/urandom > wisdom/\'irrelevant info\'
<oerjan> echo "The large-eyed mouse lemur is a nocturnal tree-dweller." >wisdom/\'relevant info\'
<boily> addquote <Roujo> I AM AN INVADING NECROPOLIS... ALL BOW BEFORE MY... erm... WALLS?... NECROBUILDINGS?
<kmc> addquote <zzo38> I think I do not understand you either.
<oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> my emergency contacts list somehow has my father listed in both slots, in one of them as my daughter
<olsner> pastelogs FN35EM
<Bike> pastelogs (156952)
<elliott> addquote <+kmc> i found it confusing in a pleasing way  <+kmc> like this channel but more so
<elliott> pastequotes
<Bike> pastelog kmc.*essay
<Bike> rm karma
<Roujo> touch dog
<Roujo> touch god
<ion> sed -i -re \'s/aeiouy/aeiouyAEIOUY/g\' bin/thanks bin/hi && cat bin/thanks
<ion> sed -re \'s/\\<Thanks,/Hi/; s/\\<Th\\>/H/; s/\\<T\\>/H/\' <bin/thanks >bin/hi && chmod +x bin/hi && cat bin/hi
<shachaf> pastelogs cpuid
<kmc> echo $\'main() { foo:; int x = 3; goto foo; }\\n\' > a.c && gcc a.c
<kmc> echo $\'main() { foo: int x = 3; goto foo; }\\n\' > a.c && gcc a.c
<Jafet> echo $\'main() { int x; x = 3; int y; return x + y; }\\n\' > a.c && gcc a.c
<Bike> echo \'Update notification for the webcomic Order of the Stick.\' >wisdom/olist
<Bike> echo \'Update notification for the webcomic Homestuck.\' >wisdom/slist
<shachaf> echo \'http://zzo38computer.org/dnd/recording/level20.tex (the precompiled .dvi is also available)\' > wisdom/danddreclist
<nooodl> echo nooodl >> bin/danddreclist
<shachaf> echo shachaf >> bin/danddreclist
<shachaf> cp bin/{empty,danddrec}list
<nooodl> pastelogs asiekierka
<nooodl> pastelogs nooodl
<mnoqy> pastequotes itidus
<mnoqy> pastequotes zen
<nooodl> pastelogs unicode poetry
<nooodl> pastelogs HIRAGANA
<elliott> addquote <+kmc> Harry Potter and the Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living
<Phantom_Hoover> pastelogs `learn isomorphism
<fizzie> pastelogs love.*so easy
<elliott> sed -i \'1081s/</ </g;1081s/^ //\' quotes; quote 1081
<Fiora> addquote <Bike> Fiora: hey gimme a ballpark here, how hospitable is a pH of 10 <Bike> is it basic or acidic <Fiora> bike you should know this stuff, you know biology right? <Fiora> this is like.  basic stuff. <Bike> shut up
<boily> pastequotes
<boily> learn megalun is a chain of a million SCSI devices. FreeFull weighs 482 of them.
<boily> learn Roujo is a Java heretic. He also claims to be Canadian. As per the Hexham treaty, he mustn\'t meet boily lest the Universe be destroyed.
<shachaf> pastequotes zzo38
<shachaf> pastequotes shachaf
<oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> well he\'s \'the favourite\', with all the pinches of salt the term implies  <Phantom_Hoover> i\'m not sure if there\'s any better evidence than the fevered imaginings of the autistic children bookies use to set the odds for things
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/[^ ]* //\' wisdom/ursala
<oerjan> interp \'bf_txtgen Bot prefixes: fungot ^, HackEgo `, EgoBot !, lambdabot @ or ?, thutubot +, metasepia ~, jconn ) , blsqbot !\' >prefs
<oerjan> rm prefs
<oerjan> interp bf_txtgen \'Bot prefixes: fungot ^, HackEgo `, EgoBot !, lambdabot @ or ?, thutubot +, metasepia ~, jconn ) , blsqbot !\' >prefs
<oerjan> pastelogs roujo
<shachaf> cp bin/{empty,erf}list
<olsner> learn ursala ~&al?\\~&ar ~&aa^&~&afahPRPfafatPJPRY+ ~&farlthlriNCSPDPDrlCS2DlrTS2J,^|J/~& ~&rt!=+ ^= ~&s+ ~&H(-+.|=&lrr;,|=&lrl;,|=&ll;+-, ~&rgg&& ~&irtPFXlrjrXPS; ~&lrK2tkZ2g&& ~&llrSL2rDrlPrrPljXSPTSL)+-,
<olsner> pastelogs ursala
<ion> echo ion >>bin/pbflist
<FreeFull> echo \'? "$@" | rev | tac\' >bin/\xc2\xbf
<FreeFull> chmod +x bin/\xc2\xbf
<FreeFull> echo \'? "$@" | rec | tac\' >bin/\xc2\xbf
<Bike> echo \'? "$@" | rev\' >bin/\xd8\x9f
<Bike> echo \'? | rev\' >bin/\xd8\x9f && chmod +x bin/\xd8\x9f
<Bike> revert
<FreeFull> for x in wisdom/*; do rev "$x" > "$x"a; mv "$x"a "$x"; done
<FreeFull> for x in wisdom/*; do tac "$x" > "$x"a; mv "$x"a "$x"; done
<boily> learn mojibake _\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8c\xc2\xb0_\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8d\xc2\xad\xc3\x8d\xc2\xad\xc3\x8d\xc2\xac\xc3\x8c\xc2\xa6\xc3\x8c\xc2\xbb\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8d\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8d\xc2\xa1_\xc3\x8d\xc2\xa7\xc3\x8d\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8d\xc3\x8c\xc2\xad_\xc3\x8d\xc3\x8d\xc3\x8d\xc3\x8d\xc2\xa7\xc3\x8d\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8c\xc2\xaf\xc3\x8d\xc3\x8c\xc2\xac\xc3\x8c\xc2\xac\xc3\x8c\xc2\xa6\xc3\x8c\xc2\xaf_\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8d\xc2\xa8\xc3\x8c\xc3\x8c\xc2\xb4\xc3\x8d
<boily> learn lexer is a maximally Norwegian painter. Its squares are munched with chili sauce.
<kmc> addquote <zzo38> If you want to ask me if I believe in determinism then you have to be more specific.  <zzo38> I haven\'t checked if I conduct electricity significantly better than average, though.
<kmc> addquote <BadBobby> (Note: I am not actually Bad Bobby)
<Bike> rm 1
<FreeFull> cat /dev/zero | dd bs=3 count=4 2>1
<FreeFull> cat /dev/zero | dd bs=3 count=4 2>1 1>/dev/null
<oerjan> addquote <monotone> I was planning on just lurking, but apparently there\'s only so long I can hide before I get a `relcome.
<monotone> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'echo "$@" | tr A-Za-z0-9 [A*26][a*26][4*10]\') > bin/aaaaaaaaa && chmod +x bin/aaaaaaaaa
<monotone> (echo \'#!/usr/bin/tail -1\'; echo \'meow meow meow meow\') > bin/cats && chmod +x bin/cats
<shachaf> rm bin/chaf
<nooodl> pastelogs zzo38
<nooodl> pastelogs zzo38.*spider
<elliott> pastequotes spider
<fizzie> pastequotes
<fizzie> pastelogs Panama
<Bike> pastelogs yiyus
<olsner> pastelogs seems to exist at least
<olsner> pastelogs Canadian or something
<boily> learn glumgot is not a particularly bad swear word, but is still disquieting.
<elliott> addquote [on the name "Watson"] <fizzie> And not the IBM "AI"?  <Bike> scare quotes eh  <fizzie> I don\'t think it counts as a proper AI until it kills people.
<nooodl> pastelogs ^2013-06-.*JesseH
<nooodl> pastelogs JesseH
<mnoqy> pastequotes oranjer
<Bike> chmod +x bin/zzote
<Bike> echo \'allquotes | grep zzo38 | shuf | head -n 1\' > bin/zzote
<Bike> echo \'allquotes | grep oerjan | shuf | head -n 1\' > bin/quoerjan
<Bike> echo allquotes | grep oerjan | shuf | head -n 1 > bin/quoerjan
<nooodl> pastequotes zzo38
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> delquote 666
<kmc> addquote <zzo38> TeX is a bit unusual when doing things other than typesetting
<shachaf> pastequotes zzo38
<boily> learn eridanipoid is a category of uncategorifiable stellar remnants.
<oerjan> pastelogs tatham
<oerjan> pastequotes tatham
<Bike> pastelogs thunk
<boily> addquote <kmc> ah yes, like the parable of jesus feeding the masses with expired jell-o
<boily> pastequotes
<kmc> addquote <@elliott> well, I think if you don\'t think figuring out who the opposite of shachaf is requires thought, then you don\'t know shachaf very well
<mnoqy> addquote <kmc> are you a hardcore PC gamer Sgeo_  <Sgeo_> Want to be
<nooodl> pastelogs monqy
<nooodl> pastelogs monky
<shachaf> echo danish >> bin/llist
<shachaf> cp bin/{empty,l}list
<elliott> addquote <Bike> what\'s cereal  <mnoqy> cereal  <mnoqy> cant believe you dont know what cereal is
<elliott> addquote <kmc> Bike: i think it\'s a fermented fish product?  <kmc> either that or it means "welcome" in finnish
<elliott> addquote <kmc> Bike: so I\'m home now  <kmc> i believe you owe me a picture of elephants fisting each other
<elliott> pastequotes zzo38
<elliott> addquote <Bike> oh my, this is a photo of an elliott fisting [...] <Bike> i meant elephant  <Bike> but you know what, ok.  <kmc> Bike: ...  <kmc> Bike: can you send me that picture when i\'m not at work ok  <kmc> plz and thx
<mnoqy> pastequotes apple
<oerjan> learn nooodl is the correct spelling
<shachaf> pastelogs <zzo38>.*please
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> patents do seem to encourage innovation, but much of it is innovation on how to make things slightly worse to avoid patents
<elliott> pastelogs mafingre
<Phantom_Hoover> learn @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour
<oerjan> echo \'A preorder is just a small thin category.\' >wisdom/\'preorder\'
<oerjan> echo \'A partial order is just a small thin skeletal category.\' >wisdom/\'partial order\'
<oerjan> echo \'A preorder is just a thin category.\' >wisdom/\'preorder\'
<oerjan> echo \'A partial order is just a thin skeletal category.\' >wisdom/\'partial order\'
<Bike> rm file
<Bike> echo 1 > file ; cat file
<elliott> addquote <shachaf> Hmm, is an Electronic Signature in a PDF file a thing?  <shachaf> How do they work?  <zzo38> [1] Yes. [2] It doesn\'t.
<ssstosis> touch bin/satan
<ssstosis> chmod 777 bin/thankjames
<ssstosis> echo -n thanks James>bin/thankjames
<ssstosis> gccrun FILE* f=fopen("/hackenv/bin/welcome13","w");fprintf(f,"welcome \\"$@\\" | tr a-zA-Z n-za-mN-ZA-M");fflush(f);fclose(f);
<ssstosis> chmod 777 bin/welcome13
<ssstosis> gccrun FILE* f=fopen("/hackenv/bin/welcome13","w");fprintf(f,"welcome \\"$@\\" | rt a-zA-Z n-za-mN-ZA-M");fflush(f);fclose(f);
<ssstosis> learn ssstosis is a disease causing false identities
<ssstosis> pastelogs
<ssstosis> gccrun FILE* f=fopen("/hackenv/bin/zalgreet","w");fprintf(f,"welcome $@ | zalgo");fflush(f);fclose(f);
<ssstosis> chmod 777 bin/zalgreet
<ssstosis> echo -n welcome $@ | zalgo > /hackenv/bin/zalgreet
<guestbot> pastelogs hagb4rd
<guestbot> ls bin | paste
<boily> pastequotes
<hagb4rd> pastelog bitch
<oerjan> ln -s lystrosaurus wisdom/lystrosaur
<oerjan> rm wisdom/lystrosaur
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/lived/ruled the world/\' wisdom/lystrosaurus
<oerjan> learn tdnh does not help
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> addquote <Taneb> I would like to learn how to use a sword  <Taneb> And also how to ride a unicycle  <Taneb> Perhaps not at the same time
<hagb4rd> pastelog phantom.*itidus
<kmc> pastelog the joke is
<kmc> pastelogs the joke is
<oerjan> mv wisdom/hthmonoid{s,} # hth
<nooodl> learn hthmonoids hthmonoids hthmonoids hthmonoids hthmonoids hthmonoids ...
<hagb4rd> pastelog oerjan.*angel
<tswett> mv wisdom/people\\ who\\ Taneb\\ is\\ not wisdom/people\\ who\\ taneb\\ is\\ not
<Taneb> echo "elliott, a rabbi, Mark Zuckerberg, James Bond" > wisdom/people\\ who\\ Taneb\\ is\\ not
<nooodl> pastelogs birthy\\b
<nooodl> pastelogs birthy
<Bike> pastelogs come Fiora
<oerjan> addquote <elliott> you know, when people talk about emacs being an OS I doubt what they had in mind was that it needed a package manager
<elliott> addquote <Bike> Fiora: how long does it take to factor 8616460799  <Fiora> Bike: I think using gnfs to factor that would be like using a nuclear weapon to sterilize a needle
<kmc> addquote <Sgeo> People are up in arms about Dilbert
<shachaf> sed -i \'1s/^/echo -n "$(basename "$0")${@:+ }$@: "; /\' bin/pbflist
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> sed -i \'1s/^/echo -n "$(basename "$0")#{@:+ }$@: "; /\' bin/pbflist
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/^/echo -n "$(basename "$0")#{@:+ }$@: "; /\' bin/pbflist
<elliott> addquote <katla> i guess this game is what you get if you remove everything good from super metroid then try to make a game out of whats left
<oerjan> learn myndzi keeps us all on our feet
<oerjan> pastelogs taneb.*birthday
<guestbot> learn bc \xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5
<guestbot> learn bigchar \xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0
<guestbot> learn bigchar is \xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0\xaf\xb5\xe0
<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> the trouble with sushi is that it\'s often made of dead fish
<mnoqy> pastequotes sgeo
<elliott> pastelogs zzo38.*haskell.*CPP
<kmc> sed -i \'1059s/utoneq/ utoneq/\' quotes
<kmc> sed -i \'1059s/ utoneq/utoneq/\' quotes
<oerjan> sed -i \'1059s/ <[^ ]/ &/g\' quotes
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'1059s/ <[^ ]/ \\&/\' quotes
<nooodl> addquote <kmc> 05:09 < utoneq> what exactly is a monad.. and where is the difference to a set or a tuple? <elliott> kmc: the difference is that a monad is a triple <elliott> one more element
<oerjan> pastelogs utoneq
<guestbot> rm gson.c
<guestbot> mv save.php?hash=c4cd449dedde0b84ebe56b2777529b1a gson.c
<guestbot> fetch http://tny.cz/e9ce111a/save.php?hash=c4cd449dedde0b84ebe56b2777529b1a
<guestbot> learn guestbot is nobody
<oerjan> pastelogs <ell([^i]|i[^op])
<oerjan> pastelogs <ell([^i]|i[^o])
<kmc> addquote <Koen_> ohhhhh right for some reason I was assuming miles/km was the same as dollar/euro
<elliott> pastelogs bike.*biolog
<elliott> addquote <Bike> i can say "no, i mean the WEIRD porn" in over six japonic languages
<elliott> learn Hexham es la ciudad mas importante de programaci\xc3\xb3n esot\xc3\xa9rico
<guestbot> chmod 777 bin/zalgoverload
<guestbot> echo "echo -n \\$@ | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo" > bi
<guestbot> echo "echo -n \\$@ | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo" > bin/zalgoverload
<guestbot> echo "echo -n \\$\\@ | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo" > bin/zalgoverload
<guestbot> echo "echo -n $@ | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo | zalgo" > bin/zalgoverload
<guestbot> pastefortunes
<guestbot> rm bin/fwrite.sh
<guestbot> rm fwrite.sh
<guestbot> rm a
<guestbot> chmod 777 bin/no
<guestbot> cp bin/emoclew bin/wow
<guestbot> pastelogs
<guestbot> pastekarma
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<guestbot> learn d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d/d nothing
<guestbot> learn t\xcd\xa6\xcc\xb5i\xcd\xadme\xcd\xa1 S\xcd\x96\xcd\x80l\xcc\xbf\xcc\x98\xcd\x9fo\xcd\xa5\xcc\xafwl\xcc\x80\xcd\xa0y\xcc\xae \xcc\xa5g\xcc\x85et\xcc\x89\xcc\xad\xd2\x89t\xcc\xa7i\xcd\x8a\xcd\xa1n\xcc\x85g\xcc\x86\xcc\xba\xcc\xa8 \xcd\xabw\xcd\xad\xcd\x96or\xcd\xa1s\xcc\xafe\xcd\xa3\xcc\xa8
<guestbot> karma+ GregoR
<guestbot> ls bin | paste
<guestbot> ls wisdom | paste
<guestbot> gccrun FILE*f=fopen("bin/no","w");fprintf(f,"#!/bin/bash\\necho Absolutely not.");fclose(f);
<guestbot> touch  no
<guestbot> gccrun int*f=fopen("bin/fwrite.sh","w");fprintf(f,"#!/bin/bash\\necho $@>out");fclose(f);
<guestbot> gccrun int*f=fopen("fwrite.sh","w");fprintf(f,"#!/bin/bash\\necho $@>out");fclose(f);
<guestbot> touch a
<guestbot> paste
<oerjan> addquote <ion> \xe2\x80\x9cHaiers Medical-Circular Stapler For Rectal Prolapse And Hemorrhoids.wmv\xe2\x80\x9d /me refrains from clicking  <olsner> good choice  <ion> Yes, i\xe2\x80\x99m pretty happy about it.
<oerjan> pastequotes Taneb
<oerjan> pastequotes Taneb
<oerjan> pastequotes Taneb
<oerjan> pastequotes atriq
<oerjan> pastelogs next door
<ais523> pastequotes ais523
<elliott> pastelogs [`]\\^[_]\\^[v]
<elliott> pastelogs \\`\\^\\_\\`\\v
<elliott> pastelogs `^_^v
<ais523> pastequotes oklopol
<ais523> addquote <oklopol> is this an actual log for one day of ircing or is this a collection of stuff that SHAPED MY LIFE
<ais523> pastequotes Bike
<Bike> pastequotes bike
<olsner> pastequotes olsner
<ais523> pastequotes kmc
<guestbot> pastequotes david_werecat
<Taneb> pastequotes Ngevd
<nooodl> pastelogs nooodl
<hiato> pastequotes hiato
<ais523> pastequotes Taneb
<nooodl> pastelogs itidus
<guestbot> pastelogs werecat
<guestbot> pastelogs Hexham
<Taneb> pastelogs Hexham
<nooodl> pastelogs esme
<nooodl> pastelogs esmebaby
<nooodl> pastelogs \\besme\\b
<oerjan> pastelogs oerjan.*[@](tell|ask) cpressey
<oerjan> pastelogs oerjan.*cpressey
<kmc> addquote <kmc> doom  <Bike> YES  <Bike> oh no
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/:/${@:+ }$@:/\' bin/smlist
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/:/${@:+ }$@:/\' bin/slist
<shachaf> sed -i \'2s/$/./\' wisdom/indexed\\ monad
<shachaf> echo \'Indexed monads are just monads on an indexed category\' >> wisdom/\'indexed monad\'
<shachaf> mv \'indexed monad\' wisdom/
<shachaf> >\'indexed monad\' echo \'Indexed monads are just categories enriched over the monoidal category of endofunctors.\'
<Phantom_Hoover> pastlog hth | tac | paste
<nooodl> pastelogs zzo38.*hth
<nooodl> pastelogs \\bhth\\b
<nooodl> pastelogs hth
<shachaf> echo \'sh -c "$1"\' > bin/rum; chmod +x bin/rum
<shachaf> echo \'sh -c "$1"\' > bin/rum; chmod +x bin/run
<oerjan> mv maze* hello* share
<oerjan> rm hbDf
<Phantom_Hoover> learn dahl dih dahl dahl
<oerjan> mv q quines
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> rm q
<oerjan> rm raw.php?i=uwbmWGSz
<oerjan> rm uk*
<oerjan> rm test*
<oerjan> rm Test*
<oerjan> ls | head -n 1 | xargs rm
<L8D> cp delvs-master/samples/multiply.bf .
<L8D> fetch https://github.com/L8D/delvs/raw/master/samples/hi-bool.bf
<L8D> cp delvs-master/delvs delvs
<L8D> cd delvs-master;gcc main.c -o delvs
<L8D> tar xf master.tar.gz
<L8D> fetch http://github.com/L8D/delvs/archive/master.tar.gz
<L8D> rm -rf delvs-master
<L8D> rm bf.asm.txt master.tar.gz
<L8D> tar xf master.tar.gz
<L8D> fetch http://github.com/L8D/delvs/archive/master.tar.gz
<L8D> fetch http://www.muppetlabs.com/~breadbox/software/tiny/bf.asm.txt
<shachaf> pastequotes kmc
<Sgeo> pastelogs Sgeo.*egg
<kmc> addquote <shachaf> kmc: you gotta tell me if you\'re an op
<kmc> addquote <+kmc> we are amused  <+kmc> the royal +v
<Bike> pastelogs ant\xc3\xadcheirocracy
<kmc> printf "#!/bin/sh\\n\\necho \'DID YOU REALLY\'\\n" > \'bin/`i\' && chmod +x \'bin/`i\'
<oerjan> addquote <Bike> that reminds me of a great quote about bird semen
<Bike> pastelogs ais523.*`list
<nooodl> pastelogs sonnet
<nooodl> pastelogs 2013-06-06.txt:22:13:
<nooodl> pastelogs HEXAGRAM
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> rm bin/chaf
<ais523> pastelogs <dbelange>
<elliott> pastelogs newstalker
<elliott> pastelogs <gasoline>
<Phantom_Hoover> pastelogs "Sgeo_*\\\\.\\\\.\\\\."
<Phantom_Hoover> pastelogs "Taneb\\\\.\\\\.\\\\."
<Phantom_Hoover> pastelogs "Taneb\\.\\.\\."
<shachaf> echo "only ten pounds" | wisdom/otp
<Taneb> pastelogs "Taneb..."
<shachaf> echo \'cat > wisdom/otp\' > wisdom/otp; chmod +x wisdom/otp
<Taneb> pastelogs "Taneb..."
<nooodl> pastelogs shachaf.*coyoneda
<nooodl> pastelogs shachaf.*profunctor
<shachaf> sed -i  \'s/:/${@:+ }$@:/\' bin/emptylist
<shachaf> pastelogs shachaf.*sounds dangerous
<oerjan> pastelogs meta.*turing
<Phantom_Hoover> pastelog meta-turing
<nooodl> sed -i \'s/\\\\w//\' bin/chaf
<nooodl> sed -i \'s/sed/sed -f/\' bin/chaf
<nooodl> echo s/\\\\w\\\\w\\\\w\\\\w\\\\+/\\\\0chaf/g >> bin/chaf
<nooodl> echo \'#!/bin/sed\' > bin/chaf
<nooodl> chmod +x bin/chaf
<nooodl> echo s/\\\\w\\\\w\\\\w\\\\w\\\\+/\\\\0chaf/g >> bin/chaf
<nooodl> echo \'#!/usr/bin/sed\' > bin/chaf
<elliott> learn fizzie is the creator of Minecraft.
<kmc> delquote 1051
<kmc> addquote <Sgeo> That think you podded doesn\'t have any pod :psyduck:
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> i think delivery sushi is one of those habits that can rapidly consume all of one\'s money  <kmc> like cocaine
<shachaf> sed -i \'1s/ \\$/${@:+ }$/\' bin/olist
<shachaf> revert 3075
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/@/1/g\' bin/olist
<shachaf> sed -i \'1s/ \\$/${$@:+ }$/\' bin/olist
<shachaf> pastequotes shachaf
<ais523> addquote <shachaf> your first mistake was making your second mistake
<hagb4rd> pastelog i-ching
<hagb4rd> pastelogs ching
<oerjan> learn itym "i think you mean" hth
<oerjan> learn Taneb is not elliott, no matter who you ask. He also isn\'t a rabbi although he has pretended in the past. He has at least two backup keyboards. (see also: d-modules)
<boily> learn twh would help, but is an hth derivative. hth. twh. hand.
<oerjan> learn twh would help.
<Bike> pastelog jcon.*has left
<elliott> addquote <shachaf> shadowing, more like shadowing
<nooodl> learn nooodl is right
<boily> echo "a-\xc3\xa9-ro-g-liss-e-ur. If you mention eels, you\'ll get smacked with one of them in a most unappropriate manner." >wisdom/hovercraft
<nooodl> sed -i \'s/\\$ARGV\\[0\\]/(join " ", @ARGV)/\' bin/thanks
<nooodl> chmod +x bin/thanks
<nooodl> mv index.html bin/thanks
<nooodl> fetch http://bpaste.net/raw/ozchapci5TyVmaI8l97S/
<nooodl> sed -i \'s/ `words`/(`words`)/\' bin/thanks
<nooodl> chmod +x bin/thanks
<nooodl> mv index.html bin/thanks
<nooodl> fetch http://bpaste.net/raw/cvYcEn3Sfi9wZ4cOjCIi/
<nooodl> sed -i \'s/words`/words`.chomp/\' bin/thanks
<nooodl> chmod +x bin/thanks
<nooodl> mv index.html bin/thanks
<nooodl> fetch http://bpaste.net/raw/uYWFUgW0diLjGj2EYiKV/
<nooodl> chmod +x bin/thanks
<nooodl> mv index.html bin/thanks
<nooodl> fetch http://bpaste.net/raw/104685/
<nooodl> echo "\\n" \'echo $1 |\' sed \\\'s/^[^aeiou]*\\(.*\\)/Thanks, \\0. Th\\1./\\\' >> bin/thanks
<oerjan> learn ` is the prefix to greatness.
<boily> learn botlops are the core of botsentiences. Sapience is scheduled for the next release.
<nooodl> echo \'echo $1 |\' sed \\\'s/^[^aeiou]*\\(.*\\)/Thanks, \\0. Th\\1./\\\' >> bin/thanks
<nooodl> echo \'#!/bin/bash\' > bin/thanks
<nooodl> chmod +x bin/thanks
<nooodl> echo sed \\\'s/^[^aeiou]*\\(.*\\)/Thanks, \\0. Th\\1./\\\' >> bin/thanks
<nooodl> echo \'#!/bin/bash\' > bin/thanks
<oerjan> learn \xe2\x8a\xa5 is a bottom tack, useful for annoying teachers.
<kmc> addquote <Bike> I\'m glad I quit programming to take up listening to numbers stations
<oerjan> pastelogs oerjan> @check.*
<elliott> echo \'echo elieser224: \xc2\xbfpor qu\xc3\xa9 con frecuencia altas y bajas?\' >bin/e
<boily> pastelogs fternooner
<shachaf> pastequotes mnoqy
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> would not be surprised to find out this tumblr is guerilla marketing by wolfram co to sell mathematica to stoners
<Phantom_Hoover> addquote <oerjan> this new apartment stuff has interesting side effects: i\'m now getting physical spam.
<elliott> echo \'echo "eliser224: hey what are you doing joining and parting all the time???? what\'"\'"\'s the deal"\' >bin/e; chmod +x bin/e
<nooodl> fetch http://api.bbcnews.appengine.co.uk/stories/uk
<nooodl> fetch http://api.bbcnews.appengine.co.uk/stories/uk
<mnoqy> pastelogs Broly
<shachaf> addquote <mnoqy> the theory\'s probably not \x02bad\x0f, but calculus is one of those things that\'s so dang applicable that everyone only ever talks about how to apply it and compute with it and uuuuurgh(barf)  <mnoqy> so i stay away from it
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> addquote <mnoqy> the theory\'s probably not bad, but calculus is one of those things that\'s so dang applicable that everyone only ever talks about how to apply it and compute with it and uuuuurgh(barf)  <mnoqy> so i stay away from it
<nooodl_> rm index.html golfscript.rb
<nooodl_> fetch http://bpaste.net/raw/C76Falgtu390Rz4jmqW6/
<nooodl_> fetch http://www.golfscript.com/golfscript/golfscript.rb
<oerjan> fetch http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=uwbmWGSz
<oerjan> ghc --make test.hs
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/test.hs
<oerjan> rm test.hs
<oerjan> mv test.hs{.1,}
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/test.hs
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/test.hs
<nooodl> pastelogs hexham
<mnoqy> pastelogs hexham
<oerjan> sed -i \'1i#!/bin/bash\' bin/randquote
<oerjan> echo \'quote "$@" | shuf -n 1\' > bin/randquote
<nooodl_> chmod +x bin/randquote
<nooodl_> echo \'quote $1 | shuf | head --lines=1\' > bin/randquote
<Taneb> ls bin | paste
<oerjan> addquote <ais523> elliott: it\'s not so much that I\'ve failed, just that I have not yet succeeded
<Phantom_Hoover> learn composition is where you take morphisms such as Phantom and Hoover from the Pha category and combine them together: Hoover \xe2\x88\x98 Phantom.
<boily> learn composition is where you take morphisms such as Phantom and Hoover from the Pha category and combine them together: Hoover \xc2\xb7 Phantom.
<boily> learn isomorphism is isomorphic to Phantom_Hoover up to isomorphism.
<FreeFull> addwep wisisis "This isn\'t an actual wisdom, just a tribute."
<FreeFull> echo -e \'#!/bin/sh\\necho "$2" > "wisdom/$1"\' > bin/addwep; chmod +x bin/addwep
<FreeFull> echo -e \'#!/bin/sh\\necho "$2" > "$1"\' > bin/addwep; chmod +x bin/addwep
<boily> echo \'A state of incertitude, partial existence, dubiosity and conjecturability.\' >wisdom/notsuredom
<cpressey> learn /quit
<cpressey> learn welcome.bork Velcume-a tu zee interneshunel hoob fur isutereec prugremmeeng lungooege-a deseegn und depluyment! Fur mure-a inffurmeshun, check oooot oooor veeki: http://isulungs.oorg/veeki/Meeen_Pege-a. (Fur zee oozeer keend ooff isutereeca, try #isutereec oon irc.del.net.)
<cpressey> learn ZOMGMODULES is both a small blonde veterinarian and just modules over the ring of ZOMGs.
<cpressey> learn ZOMGMODULES is both a small blonde veterinarian and just modules over the ring of ZOMGs (which are not presently defined.)
<cpressey> sed -i "s/errenc/erenc/" wisdom/htdh
<cpressey> learn HtDH is a classic text on How to Design Hotdogs or possibly Hogprams.  It is all about functional condiments, and was co-authored by Herrence Tao and Don Ho.
<shachaf> for f in wisdom/*; do echo "$f"; cat wisdom/"$f"; echo; done | paste
<shachaf> for f in wisdom/*; do echo "$f"; cat "$f"; echo; done | paste
<cpressey> mv wisdom/braid wisdom/braid\\ theory
<cpressey> learn Braid theory is the theory of braids.
<shachaf> sed -i "s/is/ain\'t/" wisdom/nooodl
<Taneb> learn Rincewind is a wizzard. He likes potatoes.
<cpressey> learn htdh is help received from a hairy toe belonging to Don Ho.
<shachaf> pastelogs htdh
<boily> pastequotes
<FireFly> sed -i \'1s/\\$@/ &/\' bin/olist
<FireFly> sed -i \'1s/: /\\$@: /\' bin/olist
<mnoqy> pastequotes hexham
<nooodl_> learn nooodl is a stupid person
<oerjan> echo "Lies are even easier than monoids. They form groups, known as Lie groups." >wisdom/lie
<oerjan> mv wisdom/fact{s,}
<boily> learn facts are lies. They are not there. Go away!
<Phantom__Hoover> pastequotes Phantom_Hoover
<Phantom__Hoover> pastequotes Phantom___Hoover
<Phantom__Hoover> pastequotes Phantom_Hoover
<Phantom__Hoover> pastequotes Phantom__Hoover
<oerjan> addquote <fungot> boily: that is just a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there
<Phantom_Hoover> learn cpressey invented the esolang, the pipe cleaner and the electrical mouse.
<cpressey> learn ZOMGMODULES is a small blonde veterinarian
<Bike> pastelogs \\bfuck
<Bike> pastelogs \\b(dick|fuck|shit)
<Bike> pastelogs \\b(dick|fuck|shit|stack)
<Bike> pastelogs dick|fuck|shit|stack
<oerjan> learn cpressey has invented more esolangs than you can shake a stick at. Also he\'s older than the universe hth.
<oerjan> addquote <Bike> esolangs were originally developed to protest socialism in italy in the 30s
<oerjan> echo "Piet is a really colorful programming language." | rainwords > wisdom/piet
<oerjan> echo "Piet is a really colorful programming language." | colorize > wisdom/piet
<Taneb> learn Ham is a kind of meat. It is popular in Hexham, among other places.
<boily> pastelogs boily.*?@tell
<boily> pastelogs 2013-05.*?shachaf
<boily> pastelogs shachaf
<boily> pastequotes shachaf
<elliott> revert
<Jafet> sed -e \'s/bow/words/\' -i bin/relcome
<hagb4rd> pastelog hagb4rd
<cpressey> pastequotes ZOMGMODULES
<hagb4rd> pastelog perdito
<elliott> addquote <cpressey> man, i don\'t remember.  i\'m semi-retired now.  i don\'t do esolangs, mostly i just make furry fanart
<shachaf> q | paste
<shachaf> pastelogs main\\[\\]
<shachaf> pastelogs main[]
<shachaf> delquote 814
<Bike> pastelogs Bike.*\\.
<shachaf> pastelogs \\)\\)\\)\\)\\)
<Bike> pastelogs \'\\\\)\\\\)\\\\)\\\\)\\\\)\'
<Bike> pastelogs )))))
<elliott> rm \'index.html?p=2451\'
<elliott> fetch http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=2451
<atriq> pastelogs Taneb
<elliott> pastequotes monqy|mnoqy
<elliott> pastequotes itidus
<Taneb> pastequotes atriq
<Taneb> pastequotes Ngevd
<Taneb> pastequotes Taneb
<Taneb> pastequotes cpressey
<shachaf> delquote 572
<Taneb> pastelogs Taneb
<shachaf> addquote <elliott> beautiful summer / massacres in qusayr / sent from my iphone
<boily> pastequotes
<Phantom_Hoover> revert
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/.$/ and wrong./\' wisdom/phantom_hoover
<boily> learn hth is help received from a hairy toe. It is not at all hambiguitous.
<kmc> addquote <Bike> can sex be liberated from the von neumann position
<coppro> addquote <kmc> the real GNU kernel is GRUB
<oerjan> addquote <oerjan> i vaguely thought sigbovik was all jokes?  <Bike> oerjan: jokes written by CS people, so none of it\'s funny, just sad
<Jafet> mv bin/zalgo{2,}
<Jafet> echo $\'#!/usr/bin/python\\nimport codecs,sys,random\\nstdin=codecs.getreader("utf-8")(sys.stdin)\\nstdout=codecs.getwriter("utf-8")(sys.stdout)\\nx=[unichr(0x300+i) for i in range(0,112)+[393,2887]]\\ndef z(n,c):\\n if c in ["\\\\n"]+x:\\n  n=0\\n return u"".join(x[random.randrange(0,len(x))] for i in range(n))\\nstdout.write(u"".join(c+z(2,c) for c in stdin.read()) + u"\\\\n")\' > bin/zalgo2 && chmod +x bin/zalgo2 && echo HE COMES | zalgo2
<Jafet> echo $\'#!python\\nimport codecs,sys,random\\nstdin=codecs.getreader("utf-8")(sys.stdin)\\nstdout=codecs.getwriter("utf-8")(sys.stdout)\\nx=[unichr(0x300+i) for i in range(0,112)+[393,2887]]\\ndef z(n,c):\\n if c in ["\\\\n"]+x:\\n  n=0\\n return u"".join(x[random.randrange(0,len(x))] for i in range(n))\\nstdout.write(u"".join(c+z(2,c) for c in stdin.read()) + u"\\\\n")\' > bin/zalgo2 && chmod +x bin/zalgo2 && echo HE COMES | zalgo2
<Bike> pastequotes Bike
<oerjan> addquote <Bike> i think we need more clever well-recognized idioms based on nematodes
<elliott> pastequotes @
<oerjan> learn Eurovision is the European way of looking at the world. For some reason it involves a lot of cheesy singing.
<boily> addquote <Gregor> Eyeballs are delicious, but they\'re an ADDICTION.
<nooodl__> echo \'perl -pe \'\\\'\'s/nooodl/"n@{[o x(3+rand 7)]}dl"/ge\'\\\' > bin/rnooodl
<nooodl__> learn nooodl is a nooodl nooodl nooodl.
<nooodl__> sed -i \'s/";$/" | rnooodl;/\' bin/?
<boily> pastequotes
<elliott> pastelogs bike
<Bike> pastelogs ehird
<kmc> pastelogs shit.?head
<ion> echo \'perl -pwe \'\\\'\'s/nooodl/butt/g\'\\\' >bin/rnooodl; chmod 755 bin/rnooodl
<nooodl_> echo \'perl -pe \'\\\'\'s/nooodl/"n@{[o x(3+rand 7)]}dl"/ge\'\\\' > bin/rnooodl
<nooodl_> chmod +x bin/rnooodl
<nooodl_> echo \'perl -pe \'\\\'\'s/nooodl/"n@{[o x(5+rand 3)]}dl"/ge\'\\\' > bin/rnooodl
<boily> ln -s wisdom/lystrosaurus wisdom/lystrosaur
<boily> learn lystrosaurus is a genus of Late Permian and Early Triassic Period dicynodont therapsids, which lived around 250 million years ago.
<Taneb> learn Northumberland may be today a sparsely populated country... but SOON! THE NORTHUMBRAINS SHALL RISE!
<boily> pastequotes boily
<FireFly> chmod a+x bin/\x02welcome
<FireFly> echo -e \'#!/bin/sh\\nwelcome | sed "s/^/\x02/"\' >bin/\x02welcome
<boily> learn unr\xc3\xa9liable is French for \xc2\xabpeu fiable\xc2\xbb.
<pikhq_> rm tmp
<pikhq_> echo Zalgo | (cat>tmp;for i in `seq 1 10`;do zalgo <tmp >tmp1;mv tmp1 tmp;done;cat tmp)
<oerjan> pastelogs As Brainfuck derivatives
<oerjan> pastelogs <Phantom_Hoover> As Brainfuck derivatives
<oerjan> pastequotes <Phantom_Hoover> As Brainfuck derivatives
<oerjan> addquote <Bike> ok confession time  <Bike> because of the whole "generation" thing i thought that kids were born in waves until i was like twelve  <Bike> and everybody like reproduced at the same time
<Gregor> touch \xe2\x80\xae
<Taneb> pastelogs #ubuntu-steam
<Taneb> pastelogs nvidia
<nooodl> echo -e "#!/bin/sh\\n\\"\\$@\\" | curl -s -F \'sprunge=<-\' http://sprunge.us" > bin/sprunge
<nooodl> echo -e "#!/bin/sh\\n\\"\\$@\\" | curl -sF \'sprunge=<-\' http://sprunge.us" > bin/sprunge
<nortti> echo \'See `? for further details for futher details.\' > wisdom/for\\ further\\ details\\ for\\ futher\\ details.
<nooodl> chmod +x bin/sprunge
<nooodl> echo -e "#!/bin/sh\\n\\"\\$@\\" | curl -F \'sprunge=<-\' http://sprunge.us" > bin/sprunge
<nortti> echo \'See `? for further details for futher details.\' > wisdom/for\\ further\\ details.
<nortti> echo "See \'? for further details for futher details." > wisdom/for\\ further\\ details.
<nooodl> echo h\\nh
<mnoqy> echo \'nooooodl? \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0_o)/\xc2\xaf\' > wisdom/nooodl
<oerjan> addquote <Jafet> Is there a debian package for making lousy debian forks
<kmc> addquote <Sgeo> So. In general. Fuck ... actually, I\'m not really annoyed at anything right now
<Jafet> echo \'The high level stucture of Cello projects is inspired by /Haskell/, while the syntax and semantics are inspired by /Python/ and /Obj-C/.\' | rainwords > wisdom/cello
<boily> learn hth here there be hambiguity
<ThatOtherPerson> learn nah no ambiguity here
<ThatOtherPerson> learn aah ambiguous acronym here
<ais523> echo $\'#!/bin/bash\\nyes "$@" #\xc3\xab\' > bin/z; chmod +x bin/z; wc bin/z
<shachaf> echo $\'#!/bin/bash\\nyes "$@"\' > bin/z; chmod +x bin/z; wc bin/z
<kmc> addquote <elliott> five fucks away from installing ubuntu
<Bike> pastequotes Bike
<Bike> pastequotes zzo38
<oerjan> learn Tanea plays Minecrafs, Dware Fortresr, and lives in Hexhal.
<oerjan> interp \'bf_txtgen Bot prefixes: fungot ^, HackEgo `, EgoBot !, lambdabot @ or ?, thutubot +, metasepia ~, jconn ) , blsqbot !\' >pref
<Jafet> echo \'const short main[] = {18517,58761,49201,49801,49407,51081,3816,0,18432,27749,28524,8236,28535,27762,8548,24074,3762,1295,15536,-207,1295};\' > hello.c && gcc hello.c -o hello -nostdlib -Os -s -Wl,--entry,main && ./hello && wc hello
<Jafet> rm hello2
<Jafet> rm hi.c hi
<Jafet> echo \'const short main[] = {18517,58761,49201,49801,49407,51081,3816,0,18432,27749,28524,8236,28535,27762,8548,24074,3762,1295,15536,-207,1295};\' > hi.c && gcc hi.c -o hi -nostdlib -Os -s -Wl,--entry,main && ./hi && wc hi
<Jafet> echo \'const short main[] = {18517,58761,49201,49801,49407,51081,3816,0,18432,27749,28524,8236,28535,27762,8548,24074,3762,1295,15536,65329,1295};\' > hi.c && gcc hi.c -o hi && ./hi
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/)/) /\' bin/prefixes
<Jafet> echo \'const short main[] = {18517,58761,49201,49801,49407,51081,3816,0,18432,27749,28524,8236,28535,27762,8548,24074,3762,1295,15536,65329,1295}\' > hi.c && gcc hi.c -o hi && ./hi
<Jafet> echo \'int main(void) {asm("xor %eax, %eax;""mov %eax, %edx;""inc %eax;""mov %eax, %edi;""call x;"".ascii \\"Hello, world!\\\\n\\";""x: pop %rsi;""mov $14, %dl;""syscall;""mov $60, %al;""xor %edi, %edi;""syscall;");}\' >hi.c && gcc hi.c -o hi && ./hi
<Jafet> echo \'int main(void) {asm("xor %eax, %eax;""mov %eax, %edx;""inc %eax;""mov %eax, %edi;""call x;"".ascii \\"Hello, world!\\\\n\\";""x: pop %esi;""mov $14, %dl;""syscall;""mov $60, %al;""xor %edi, %edi;""syscall;");}\' >hi.c && gcc hi.c -o hi && ./hi
<Jafet> echo \'int main(void) {asm("xor %eax, %eax;""mov %eax, %edx;""inc %eax;""mov %eax, %edi;""call x;"".ascii \\"Hello, world!\\\\n\\";""x: pop %rsi;""mov $14, %dl;""syscall;""mov $60, %al;""xor %edi, %edi;""syscall;");}\' >hi.c && gcc hi.c -o hi && ./hi
<Jafet> echo \'int main(void) {asm("xor %eax, %eax;""mov %eax, %edx;""inc %eax;""mov %eax, %edi;""call x;"".ascii \\"Hello, world!\\\\n\\";""x: pop %esi;""mov $14, %dl;""syscall;""mov $60, %al;""xor %edi, %edi;""syscall;");}\' >hi.c && gcc hi.c -o hi && ./hi
<fizzie> gcc hello.c -o hello2 -nostdlib -Os -s -Wl,--entry,main && ./hello3; wc -c hello3
<fizzie> gcc hello.c -o hello2 -nodefaultlibs -Os -s -Wl,--entry,main && ./hello3; wc -c hello3
<ThatOtherPerson> rm m.c
<Tanea> learn FireFly was a short-running but well-loved sci-fi TV series released in 2003, starring Nathan Fillion and directed and written by Joss Whedon.
<ThatOtherPerson> echo "int main(){printf("Ello\\n");}" > m.c && gcc m.c -o m && m
<fizzie> gcc hello.c -o hello2 -nostdlib -Os -s -Wl,--entry,main && ./hello2; wc -c hello2 # close enough?
<fizzie> gcc hello.c -o hello2 -nostdlib -Wl,--entry,main && ./hello2
<Jafet> gcc hello.c -o hello -Os && ./hello
<Jafet> gcc hello.c -o hello -nostdlib && ./hello
<Jafet> rm *.html*
<oerjan> addquote <Tanea> ...I\'m organising a picnic on Facebook in rhyming couplets
<Taneb> pastequotes Taneb
<elliott> pastelogs taneb.*hexham
<oerjan> addquote <Bike> http://www.amazon.com/Someone-Cuttlefish-Shapeshifter-Erotica-ebook/dp/B0087PTMW2 i hope you know this is going to /fuck up/ my amazon recs
<Taneb> addquote <Sgeo> Should I watch Watchmen or read Watchmen? [...] <NihilistDandy> Please, who *watches* The Watchmen?
<shachaf> echo $\'#!/bin/bash\\necho "$@"\' > bin/e; chmod +x bin/e
<coppro> revert
<coppro> delquote 310
<Bike> pastequotes
<coppro> delquote 68
<coppro> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> you\'d almost think somalian domain-name management is a bit sloppy
<coppro> addquote <Bike> whenever you feel bad about projecting just think: "at least i\'m not freud"
<NihilistDandy> paste < /proc/cpuinfo
<kmc> paste < /proc/cpuinfo
<ThatOtherPerson> pastequotes
<FireFly> pastelogs FireFly
<ThatOtherPerson> pastelogs ThatOtherPerson
<ThatOtherPerson> pastelogs Taneb
<Taneb> pastelogs Taneb
<boily> pastelogs boily
<Taneb> pastelogs NihilistDandy
<elliott> delquote 73
<shachaf> revert
<mnoqy> delquote 744
<mnoqy> delquote 621
<elliott> delquote 300
<mnoqy> delquote 757
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> delquote 543
<shachaf> delquote 232
<elliott> delquote 846
<mnoqy> delquote 709
<FireFly> delquote 450
<shachaf> delquote 129
<FireFly> pastelogs feather
<mnoqy> delquote 886
<mnoqy> delquote 299
<mnoqy> pastequotes django
<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> i would visit elliott but i\'m vegetarian
<fizzie> ls wisdom/ | paste
<shachaf> pastelogs Saizan
<shachaf> echo mnoqy >> bin/smlist
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> echo monqy >> bin/smlist
<Taneb> pastequotes
<mnoqy> pastelogs smoot[^h]
<mnoqy> pastelogs reyouthismootherate
<mnoqy> pastelogs smoot
<Sgeo> pastelogs robozzle
<AnotherTest> wget esolangs.org
<ThatOtherPerson> fetch www.github.com
<ThatOtherPerson> fetch www.github.co
<ThatOtherPerson> wget www.google.com
<oerjan> pastelogs `olist
<oerjan> addquote <elliott> sometimes i wake up and my name has grown more consonants
<shachaf> pastelogs heroux
<ais523> pastelogs ais523
<shachaf> pastelogs supermegacomics.com
<shachaf> pastelogs pentacle
<nooodl> pastelogs I,I
<nooodl> ln -s /bin/echo bin/nooodl:
<nooodl> rm bin/echo:
<nooodl> ln -s /bin/echo bin/echo:
<Jafet> echo \'const long main[]={7957687918238111208,2334956356649383027,8880356687520293229,13906764017533270909,1419365910561212297,2626879827020416271,16736655261603120681,17579598881254060795,1623775261490201216,5242470257800545608,1149026244854305933,14731853813082619653,194239108057989552,837530158351,};\' >q.c && gcc q.c -o q && rm q.c
<Jafet> echo \'main() { asm("xor %edi, %edi\\n" "inc %edi\\n" "mov %rsp, %rsi\\n" "go: movl $0xb195e2, (%rsi)\\n" "rdtsc\\n" "and $1, %al\\n" "add %al, 2(%rsi)\\n" "mov %edi, %eax\\n" "xor %edx, %edx\\n" "mov $3, %dl\\n" "syscall\\n" "jmp go"); }\' > maze.c && gcc maze.c -o maze && ./maze
<ThatOtherPerson> rm -r t
<ThatOtherPerson> t/DCPUToolBot-master/dcpubot.py
<ThatOtherPerson> cp t/DCPUToolBot-master/sample_config.py t/DCPUToolBot-master/config.py
<ThatOtherPerson> echo "host = \'irc.freenode.net\'; port = 6667; chan = [\'#esoteric\']; nick = \'TestHackEgo\'; password = \'nonehahablah\'" > t/DCPUToolBot-master/sample_config.py
<ThatOtherPerson> rm -r d
<ThatOtherPerson> cp -r d/DCPUToolBot-master t
<ThatOtherPerson> rm -r DCPUToolBot-master
<ThatOtherPerson> cp -r DCPUToolBot-master d
<ThatOtherPerson> rm master.tar.gz
<ThatOtherPerson> tar -xvf master.tar.gz
<ThatOtherPerson> rm master.tar.gz.1
<ThatOtherPerson> fetch https://github.com/DCPUTeam/DCPUToolBot/archive/master.tar.gz
<ThatOtherPerson> rm -r a/d
<ThatOtherPerson> rm -r git-master
<ThatOtherPerson> mv d a
<ThatOtherPerson> mv testbot/DCPUToolBot-master ./d
<ThatOtherPerson> mv d/DCPUToolBot-master testbot
<ThatOtherPerson> mv DCPUToolBot-master d
<ThatOtherPerson> tar -xvf master.tar.gz
<ThatOtherPerson> fetch https://github.com/DCPUTeam/DCPUToolBot/archive/master.tar.gz
<ThatOtherPerson> rm master.zip
<ThatOtherPerson> fetch https://github.com/DCPUTeam/DCPUToolBot/archive/master.zip
<ThatOtherPerson> cd git-master && make && make install
<ThatOtherPerson> rm master.tar.gz
<ThatOtherPerson> tar -xvf master.tar.gz
<ThatOtherPerson> fetch https://github.com/git/git/archive/master.tar.gz
<ThatOtherPerson> rm master.zip
<ThatOtherPerson> fetch https://github.com/git/git/archive/master.zip
<Jafet> fetch sprunge.us/hbDf
<Jafet> echo \'unsigned long const main[] = {0x8948c7ff48ff3148, 0x0f0080b7e406c7e6, 0x2468880043f2431, 0x50ff8894803b299, 0xedeb};\' > maze.c && gcc maze.c -o maze && ./maze
<hagb4rd> pastelogs fmap
<Taneb> pastequotes
<Taneb> pastequotes kill
<FireFly> echo -e \'#!/bin/sh\\necho no.\' >bin/it; chmod a+x bin/it
<FireFly> touch bin/it
<fizzie> curl -s http://api.bitcoincharts.com/v1/markets.json | paste
<elliott> addquote <fungot> ThatOtherPerson: undefined variable \' annoy\'. you can\'t infer a static semantic for the language
<Taneb> delquote 738
<Taneb> pastequotes Taneb
<shachaf> pastelogs lexande
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> sed -i \'1036s/shachaf: //\' quotes
<elliott> sed -i \'1036s/>/> /\' quotes
<hagb4rd> addquote <Fiora>shachaf: make friends.  help people.  find ways to help people be happy.  hug people.  have fun.  make the world a little bit better.
<oerjan> pastelog `welcome
<oerjan> sed -i \'1s/sh/bash/\' bin/pastelog
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/lines=\\([$].*\\)/lines="\\1"/\' bin/pastelog
<Bike> pastelog `welcome
<elliott> addquote <fizzie> ...  <fizzie> I was thinking maybe octave\'s fact() function is the factorial.  <fizzie> octave:1> fact(20)  <fizzie> Richad Stallman\'s pinky finger is really a USB memory stick.  <fizzie> I don\'t think that\'s 20!.
<boily> addquote <Bike> \xe2\x97\x8a_______________________\xe2\x97\x8a  <elliott> help.  <Phantom_Hoover> jesus christ elliott  <Phantom_Hoover> apply pressure evenly when jamming eyes open
<Bike> pastelogs kill yourself
<Bike> chmod +x bin/pastalog
<elliott> echo "<Phantom_Hoover> it\'s that place where they all wear kilts and chase haggises around whilst warding off the loch ness monster with bagpipes" >wisdom/scotland
<oerjan> pastelogs yeah, bashir
<oerjan> pastelogs monqy: help how do I use lambdabot
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> if you make pickles with strange salts then you can\'t eat them, but you can electrocute them and they glow different colors
<elliott> addquote <kmc> LIST OF ACRONYMS: List Integrating Some Terminology Of Fine Authentic Credibility Relating to Our New Year Media System
<Snowyowl> paste
<shachaf> echo yes > wisdom/d\xc3\xb8sthiswork
<elliott> rm record
<shachaf> echo \'<elliott> i would like to go on the record as not caring whether people are sorry\' >> record
<oerjan> delquote 1032
<oerjan> delquote 1033
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/$/ He\'\\\'\'s banned in the IRC RFC for being an invalid character. Sometimes he publishes papers./\' wisdom/\xc3\xb8rjan
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/tr A-Z a-z/lowercase/\' bin/learn
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/tr A-Z a-z/lowercase/\' bin/\\?
<shachaf> echo -e \'#!/bin/bash\\ntr A-Z\xc3\x98 a-z\xc3\xb8\' > bin/lowercase; chmod +x bin/lowercase
<shachaf> echo \'#!/bin/bash\\ntr A-Z\xc3\x98 a-z\xc3\xb8\' > bin/lowercase; chmod +x bin/lowercase
<shachaf> mv wisdom/{\xc3\x98,\xc3\xb8}rjan
<shachaf> learn \xc3\x98rjan is oerjan\'s good twin.
<oerjan> learn mnoqy used to be monqy before the earthquake.
<doesthiswork> addquote nooodl No output.
<doesthiswork> addquote nooodle no output
<fizzie> stty -a | paste
<shachaf> pastelogs esoteirc
<ThatOtherPerson> rm index.html
<ThatOtherPerson> wget www.google.com
<shachaf> revert
<Phantom_Hoover> >>wisdom/d-module echo \' Possibly they are also a torus.\'
<shachaf> >wisdom/torus echo \'Topologically, a torus is just a torus. Taneb invented them.\'
<shachaf> >wisdom/torus echo \'Topologically, a torus is a torus. Taneb invented them.\'
<shachaf> addquote <ais523> in soviet russia, what sees you is what gets you
<Jafet> echo \'short const main[]={-14520,448,0,18432,-14393,1,0,-29368,3893,0,18432,-15673,14,0,1295,184,0,-15616,25928,27756,8303,28535,27762,8548,10};\'>hello.c && gcc hello.c -o hello && hello
<Jafet> rm q.c q
<Jafet> gcc q.c -o q && ./q
<Jafet> echo \'int main(){return 0;}\'>q.c && gcc q.c -o q -m32 && ./q
<impomatic> pastelogs impomatic
<impomatic> pastelogs `pastelogs
<impomatic> pastelogs bfjoust
<shachaf> pastelogs Jafet
<Jafet> mv {,bin/}q && rm q.c
<ThatOtherPerson> ./q > q.c
<Jafet> rm r.c
<ThatOtherPerson> mv q.c r.c
<Jafet> gcc q.c -o q && ./q
<Jafet> echo \'const int main[]={232,1230520576,3943032963,1852793621,1763734643,1830843502,1533962593,2105228637,826804795,1220607680,2370422665,826805616,252883666,3247000837,1221734733,186936461,738215366,1221459784,2336342065,3526445057,4148693683,818053363,1207981448,3229994495,4282968949,1220607685,2370367113,1208755284,84929065,1237516105,1225048451,1915091587,1224847546,2988404877,2953121539,251703868,2425393157,};\'>q.c
<shachaf> addquote <fizzie> "Compact fluorescent light bulbs are often criticized for being dim --"  that\'s kind of rude!
<oerjan> revert
<elliott> revert
<kmc> addquote <shachaf> "would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation" would be a good name for a band when preceded by its quotation
<Jafet> echo -ne \'\\x7fELF\\x02\\x01\\x01\\0H\\x8bt$\\x10\\xeb\\x19\\0\\x02\\0>\\0\\x01\\0\\0\\0\\x08\\0\\x01\\0\\0\\0\\0\\08\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0H\\xff\\xc7H\\x85\\xf6u<H\\x89\\xe6\\xeb\\x1b\\08\\0\\x01\\0\\0\\0\\x05\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\x01\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0f\\xc7\\x06y\\x0a\\xeb\\x11\\0\\x86\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\x86\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\xb2\\x02\\xeb\\x13H\\x89\\xf2\\x8a\\x0aH\\xff\\xc2\\x84\\xc9u\\xf7\\xc6B\\xff\\x0aH)\\xf2H\\x89\\xf8\\x0f\\x05\\xeb\\xf9\' > bin/y && chmod +x bin/y && file bin/y
<Jafet> rm y
<Jafet> echo -ne \'\\x7fELF\\x02\\x01\\x01\\0H\\x8bt$\\x10\\xeb\\x19\\0\\x02\\0>\\0\\x01\\0\\0\\0\\x08\\0\\x01\\0\\0\\0\\0\\08\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0H\\xff\\xc7H\\x85\\xf6u<H\\x89\\xe6\\xeb\\x1b\\08\\0\\x01\\0\\0\\0\\x05\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\x01\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0f\\xc7\\x06y\\x0a\\xeb\\x11\\0\\x86\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\x86\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\xb2\\x02\\xeb\\x13H\\x89\\xf2\\x8a\\x0aH\\xff\\xc2\\x84\\xc9u\\xf7\\xc6B\\xff\\x0aH)\\xf2H\\x89\\xf8\\x0f\\x05\\xeb\\xf9\' > y && chmod +x y && y
<oerjan> addquote <elliott> that is better than any made up story i was about to tell
<Gregor> addquote <olsner> I\'ve seen horses jump on tv, they can probably jump in scotland too
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/topic" =/topic1" =/\' bin/\'?\'
<shachaf> echo \'I think you might mean !logs\' | rainbow > wisdom/logs
<oerjan> echo \'I think you might mean !logs\' >wisdom/log
<shachaf> pastelogs miuaf
<Jafet> chmod +x y && mov {,bin/}y && y
<Jafet> fetch http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/38f6b5503e1b/bin/y
<Jafet> mv {,bin/}y && y hi
<kmc> ln -s /bin/mv bin/mov
<Jafet> chmod +x y && mv {bin/,}y && y hi
<Jafet> chmod +x y && mov {bin/,}y && ./y hi
<kmc> printf \'#!/bin/bash\\nsha1sum "$@" | tr a-z n-za-m\' > bin/shachaf1sum && chmod +x bin/shachaf1sum
<Jafet> fetch http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/38f6b5503e1b/bin/y
<Jafet> echo -ne \'\\x7fELF\\x01\\x01\\x01\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\x02\\0\\x03\\0\\x01\\0\\0\\0T\\x80\\x04\\x084\\0\\0\\0\\x90\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\x004\\x00 \\0\\x01\\0(\\0\\x03\\0\\x02\\0\\x01\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\x80\\x04\\x08\\0\\x80\\x04\\x08\\x7f\\0\\0\\0\\x7f\\0\\0\\0\\x05\\0\\0\\0\\0\\x10\\0\\0C\\x8bL$\\x08\\x85\\xc9u\\x0b\\x89\\xe1f\\xc7\\x01y\\x0a\\xb2\\x02\\xeb\\x0f\\x89\\xca\\x8a\\x02B\\x84\\xc0u\\xf9\\xc6B\\xff\\x0a)\\xca1\\xc0\\xb0\\x04\\xcd\\x80\\xeb\\xf8\' > bin/y && chmod +x bin/y
<Jafet> echo -ne \'\\x7fELF\\x01\\x01\\x01\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\x02\\0\\x03\\0\\x01\\0\\0\\0T\\x80\\x04\\x084\\0\\0\\0\\x90\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\04\\0 \\0\\x01\\0(\\0\\x03\\0\\x02\\0\\x01\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\x80\\x04\\x08\\0\\x80\\x04\\x08\\x7f\\0\\0\\0\\x7f\\0\\0\\0\\x05\\0\\0\\0\\0\\x10\\0\\0C\\x8bL$\\x08\\x85\\xc9u\\x0b\\x89\\xe1f\\xc7\\x01y\\x0a\\xb2\\x02\\xeb\\x0f\\x89\\xca\\x8a\\x02B\\x84\\xc0u\\xf9\\xc6B\\xff\\x0a)\\xca1\\xc0\\xb0\\x04\\xcd\\x80\\xeb\\xf8\' > bin/y && chmod +x bin/y
<Jafet> rm y.c
<Jafet> echo \'char _start[] = "C\\x8bL$\\x08\\x85\\xc9u\\x0b\\x89\\xe1f\\xc7\\x01y\\x0a\\xb2\\x02\\xeb\\x0f\\x89\\xca\\x8a\\x02B\\x84\\xc0u\\xf9\\xc6B\\xff\\x0a)\\xca1\\xc0\\xb0\\x04\\xcd\\x80\\xeb\\xf8";\' > y.c && gcc y.c -o bin/y -nostdlib -m32 && y \'amd64 sucks\'
<kmc> mv gccrun bin/ && chmod +x bin/gccrun
<kmc> fetch https://gist.github.com/kmcallister/72c5551e69d1a14c3474/raw/780fb50ae5d169edaf221d360e443e35d21814ca/gccrun
<kmc> rm bin/gccrun && cd bin && wget http://web.mit.edu/snippets/programming/gccrun && chmod +x gccrun && head -n 2 gccrun
<kmc> curl -o bin/gccrun http://web.mit.edu/snippets/programming/gccrun && chmod +x bin/gccrun
<oerjan> mv b bin/y && chmod +x bin/y
<Jafet> rm bin/yyy
<Jafet> mv bin/{y,yyy} && yyy
<kmc> echo \'const unsigned long main[] = { 0xc7e68948c7ffff31, 0x24310f00b195e206, 0xd231f88902460001, 0xe9eb050f03b2 };\' > maze.c && gcc -nostdlib -o maze maze.c && ./maze
<Jafet> echo -e \'\\x7fELF\\x02\\x01\\x01\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\x02\\0>\\0\\x01\\0\\0\\0x\\0@\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0@\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\xc8\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0@\\08\\0\\x01\\0@\\0\\x03\\0\\x02\\0\\x01\\0\\0\\0\\x05\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0@\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0@\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\xb6\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\xb6\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0 \\0\\0\\0\\0\\0H\\xc7\\xc7\\x01\\0\\0\\0H\\x8bt$\\x10H\\x85\\xf6u\\x0dH\\xc7\\xc6\\xb4\\0@\\0H\\x8dW\\x01\\xeb\\x17H\\x89\\xf2\\xeb\\x03H\\xff\\xc2\\x8a\\x0a\\x84\\xc9u\\xf7\\xc6\\x02\\x0aH\\xff\\xc2H)\\xf2H\\x89\\xf8\\x0f\\x05\\xeb\\xf9y\\x0a\' > b
<Jafet> echo -e \'\\x7fELF\\x02\\x01\\x01\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\x02\\0>\\0\\x01\\0\\0\\0x\\0@\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0@\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\xb0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0@\\08\\0\\x01\\0@\\0\\x03\\0\\x02\\0\\x01\\0\\0\\0\\x05\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0@\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0@\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\x9a\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\x9a\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0\\0 \\0\\0\\0\\0\\0H\\xc7\\xc7\\x01\\0\\0\\0H\\xc7\\xc6\\x98\\0@\\0H\\xc7\\xc2\\x02\\0\\0\\0H\\xc7\\xc0\\x01\\0\\0\\0\\x0f\\x05\\xeb\\xf5y\' > bin/y && chmod +x bin/y
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/\\. And/ who/\' wisdom/oerjan
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/$/ And hates Roald Dahl./\' wisdom/oerjan
<kmc> addquote <kmc> i had a dream just now where i was in a gymnasium and they had fire alarm pull stations but they also had a similarly shaped "call/cc alarm" which I think you were supposed to pull if you found a way to write call/cc (it was expected that people in this gymnasium would be doing a lot of programming in total dependently-typed languages)
<kmc> delquote 1026
<elliott> addquote <kmc> i had a dream just now where i was in a gymnasium and they had fire alarm pull stations but they also had a similarly shaped "call/cc alarm" which I think you were supposed to pull if you found a way to write call/cc (because it was expected that people in this gymnasium would be doing a lot of programming in total dependently-typed languages)
<coppro> addquote <FreeFull> So a monoid is something like a mon, so for example pikachu is a monoid
<shachaf> ln -s qdbformat wisdom/quoteformat
<shachaf> ln -s qdbformat wisdom/qdbrules
<shachaf> ln -s qdbformat wisdom/qdbfmt
<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> oerjan is spreading the tired rumour that if you play Nietzsche backwards you hear Jewish messages.
<oerjan> sed -i \'1022s/   /  /\' quotes
<oerjan> addquote <fizzie> "May you live in INVISIBLE TIMES." --Old Chinese proverb. (It can look confusing when written with the proper Unicode.)
<Taneb> addquote <ThatOtherPerson> Do you have a girlfriend, fungot?   <fungot> ThatOtherPerson: there\'s two.
<monqy> addquote <itidus21> :D :D oh man.. i wonder if they ever made chess variants based off of animes
<oerjan> addquote <Taneb> I\'ve also pretended to be Queen Elizabeth the first, but that was a desperate plea for attention
<shachaf> learn Maybe a is Just a or Nothing
<Fiora> learn Fiora is half JRPG fangirl, half SIMD dork, and all sucrose.
<Fiora> learn Fiora this is a test
<shachaf> learn Fiora isn\'t a freakin\' vriskapologist.
<shachaf> learn Justice is just behavior or treatment.
<kmc> echo \'const unsigned long main[] = { 0xc7e68948c7ffff31, 0x24310f00b195e206, 0xd231f88902460001, 0xe9eb050f03b2 };\' > maze.c && gcc -o maze maze.c && ./maze
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> in the time it takes light to travel from Hexham to Finland, I can generate almost 20 new topics for #esoteric
<Taneb> pastequotes
<boily> pastequotes
<elliott> addquote <boily> I hate telecom abbreviations I hate telecom abbreviations good morning all I hate telecom abbreviations.
<elliott> sed -i \'1017s/$/  <Bike> please provide at least two zebrafish you have modified to glow in the dark/\' quotes
<shachaf> revert
<Phantom_Hoover> delquote 1017
<oerjan> addquote <Bike> man at least job applications in biosciences are just like "you are willing to put your arms through a cow"  <kmc> Bike: please send us a link to your CowHub profile of cows you have previously put your arms through on your own time for fun
<Taneb> learn tswett is livin\' it up with the penguins
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> healthy immune system is a wonderful thing, you gotta take advantage  <kmc> sometimes i eat food off the ground just to keep mine on its toes
<oerjan> addquote <zzo38> My opinion is that you are all wrong, as far as I can tell.
<shachaf> cp bin/{emptylist,pbflistdeluxe}
<oerjan> ghc Test.hs
<oerjan> (echo \'  module Main where\'; echo \'main = putStr "It works!"\') > Test.hs
<oerjan> addquote <Bike> It\'s like narnia only with dicks
<shachaf> addquote <zzo38> It appears magenta in my computer only because it is programmed to display bold text as magenta.
<coppro> addquote <olsner> in category theory, category theory is a theory in the category of theories
<oerjan> echo "Category theory is the theory of categories." >wisdom/\'category theory\'
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> learn Category theory is the theory of categories.
<boily> addquote <olsner> metar lead to canada, more metar and cows
<monqy> pastelogs sexing
<monqy> pastelogs sexed
<elliott> addquote <Bike> W A R N I N G. This source code follows transcomplex computational paths, even where more accurate, real, computational paths exist.  <Bike> Y O U  H A V E  B E E N  W A R N E D.  <Bike> It literally says that
<oerjan> addquote <elliott> Bike: oh huh. addition is really easy.
<elliott> delquote 1008
<Fiora> addquote <kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too  <kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas  <Fiora> oh!  he killed hitler  <kmc> oh yeah, there we go  <kmc> thanks Fiora  <Bike> he also killed the guy who killed hitler
<elliott> addquote <kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too  <kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas
<shachaf> learn ngevd is a fake wisdom entry. `? ngevd is special-cased in bin/?. leave this file alone Phantom_Hoover\xe2\x80\xbc
<elliott> rm wisdom/ngevd
<oerjan> echo Boo! >wisdom/ngevd
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'2s#$# -e \'\\\'\'s/!\\\\?$/!/\'\\\'\'#\' bin/\\!
<shachaf> rm -f --force wisdom/ngevd --force
<Taneb> ? ngevd | paste
<ThatOtherPerson> echo 42 | paste
<atriq> pastequotes
<elliott> addquote <kmc> and then one day you find, ten years have got behind you, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun  <kmc> \xe2\x99\xab  <kmc> \xe2\x99\xab \xe2\x99\xab \xe2\x99\xab  <kmc> (Unicode needs a character specifically for "Pink Floyd guitar solo")
<elliott> delquote 1007
<elliott> addquote <kmc> (Unicode needs a character specifically for "Pink Floyd guitar solo")
<shachaf> pastelogs hax0r
<oerjan> pastelogs wisdom/hackego
<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> Bike: I think you\'re ready to learn about lens.  <Bike> oh god  <Bike> fiora help somebody help  <Bike> anybody
<oerjan> pastelogs <oerjan> @tell halite
<Gregor> addquote <elliott> prediction: kmc never comes back  * kmc has joined #esoteric
<FireFly> revert
<FireFly> sed -i \'s:sed.*:sed -e "s/[.?]( |$)/!\\\\1/g":\' bin/\\!
<fizzie> sed -i \'s/perl/perl -C7/\' bin/\\!
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s/!/?/\' bin/\'!\'
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s#$# | sed -e s/[.?]/\\!/g#\' bin/\\!  # Testing fizzie\'s last command
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/|/| /\' bin/\'!\'
<oerjan> echo snerk >test
<oerjan> cp bin/WELCOME bin/\'!\'; sed -i \'s/welcome/\\\\!/\' bin/\'!\'
<Gregor> addquote <Bike> i feel like i should say "sexual dimorphism" winkingly and then transmute myself into a horrid fleshbeast
<kmc> dmesg | paste
<shachaf> pastelogs WRONG WITH YOU
<kmc> addquote <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn\'t awful  <Bike> i believe that\'s how the bolsheviks took over russia as well  <Bike> the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka
<kmc> delquote 1003
<kmc> addquote <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that  it had a web browser that wasn\'t awful  <Bike> i believe that\'s how the bolsheviks took over russia as well  <Bike> the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka
<kmc> delquote 1003
<kmc> addquote <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that  it had a web browser that  wasn\'t awful
<oerjan> sed -i \'1s/sh/bash/\' bin/ls
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/752131/752129/;s/exec/exec -a ls/\' bin/ls
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s/| grep/2>\\/dev\\/null | grep/\' bin/ls
<elliott> rm q
<elliott> touch q; echo hi
<elliott> rm -r canary; echo chirp >canary # restore it back
<oerjan> mv retired/* share/; rmdir retired
<elliott> rm canary; mkdir canary; touch canary/hmm
<oerjan> rm slist.rej rainbow; mv egobot.tar.xz src; rmdir google.com
<oerjan> rm sgfoobar test
<oerjan> mkdir retired; mv radio* retired
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> rm radio*
<oerjan> mv ul.emm src
<oerjan> mv brainfuck.fu src
<oerjan> rm accesslog a.out Category:Self-modifying dbg.out dkVb20VL foo foo.out foo.err google.com/index.html index.html link prefs prefs.bf
<elliott> rmdir canary; echo chirp >canary
<AnotherTest> wget -r http://google.com
<FireFly> file * | paste
<elliott> rm canary/hmm
<elliott> rm canary; mkdir canary; touch canary/hmm
<FireFly> echo FireFly >>bin/olist
<kmc> ps ax | paste
<elliott> addquote <Gregor> Sgeo: That fact is so fun I can feel my pancreas kicking into overdrive.
<kmc> cat /proc/net/protocols | paste
<kmc> /sbin/lsmod | paste
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> i\'m not actually competent at hacking things  <elliott> ummmm kmc dont u mean `cracking\' [tiny glider symbol with "hacker pride" written next to it in silkscreen] [head of a gnu] [tux penguin]  <kmc> [face shoved in toilet]
<kmc> find / -type f \\( -perm -4000 -o -perm -2000 \\) 2>/dev/null | paste
<kmc> find / -type f \\( -perm -4000 -o -perm -2000 \\) | paste
<kmc> mount | paste
<kmc> ls -l /dev | paste
<shachaf> cat /proc/kallsyms | paste
<kmc> rm -f kallsyms
<kmc> cp /proc/kallsyms .
<oerjan> sed -i \'999h;999d;1000G\' quotes
<elliott> delquote 73
<elliott> addquote <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again [...] <kmc> Domain Name System [...] <kmc> \xe2\x99\xab domain name system \xe2\x99\xab
<elliott> delquote 1001
<elliott> addquote <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again
<elliott> addquote <oerjan> `quote 1000
<elliott> delquote 1000
<shachaf> delquote 1000
<elliott> addquote <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again
<elliott> echo "Bicategories are just categories where composition is only associative up to an isomorphism." >wisdom/bicategory
<FireFly> head -n-0 bin/*list | paste
<oerjan> pastelog fairy.*nuff
<kmc> pastelog fairy.*nuff.*only
<hagb4rd> pastelog  cpressey
<hagb4rd> pastelogs cpressey
<elliott> pastequotes catseye|cpressey|ZOMGMODULES
<elliott> addquote this space for rent
<Phantom_Hoover> delquote 1000
<hagb4rd> addquote <FreeFull> (0.1 + 0.2) == 0.3  <lambdabot>  False  <FreeFull>The joys of floating point arithmetic  <kmc>what do they say?  I <2.9999999999743 floating point
<hagb4rd> revert
<hagb4rd> addquote FreeFull>> (0.1 + 0.2) == 0.3  <lambdabot>  False  <FreeFull>The joys of floating point arithmetic  <kmc>what do they say?  I <2.9999999999743 floating point
<elliott> addquote <zzo38> In this timezone is Good Friday today.  <zzo38> (It is good because you don\'t have to go to work)
<oerjan> addquote <elliott> it\'s such a shame the inventor of lisp was um  <elliott> ok i give up
<oerjan> addquote <Bike> elliott: atlas shrugged is basically about wacking galt repeatedly with a giant platonic solid
<boily> learn fomething denotes the obsolescence of clinical insanity.
<oerjan> addquote <boily> symbian still exists?  <fizzie> boily: That is not dead which can eternal lie.  <boily> fizzie: and with strange aeons symbian will have >50% market share on mobile devices.
<shachaf> pastequotes zzo38
<kmc> pastequotes zzo38
<elliott> addquote <kmc> i don\'t know what that is so i\'m going to assume it\'s a flavor of pocky
<kmc> addquote <Bike> so speaking of something more interesting than whatever that is, [...]
<boily> pastequotes
<boily> addquote <kmc> error: cuttlefish not synced to vblank <fiora> maybe it\'s a power phase issue <fiora> it\'s like, a european cuttlefish but it\'s using american water
<Taneb> echo "tervetuloa: ask shachaf" > wisdom/tervetuloa
<boily> mv wisdom/welcome.fr wisdom/bienvenue
<kmc> ls wisdom | paste
<boily> echo "Bienvenue sur le centre international pour le design et le d\xc3\xa9ploiement des langages de programmation \xc3\xa9sot\xc3\xa9riques! Pour plus d\'informations, visitez le wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Pour l\'autre type d\'\xc3\xa9sot\xc3\xa9risme, essayez #esoteric sur irc.dal.net.)" > wisdom/welcome.fr
<kmc> echo "\xc2\xa1Bienvenido al centro internacional para el dise\xc3\xb1o y despliegue de lenguajes de programaci\xc3\xb3n esot\xc3\xa9ricos! Para obtener m\xc3\xa1s informaci\xc3\xb3n, echa un vistazo a nuestro wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Para el otro tipo de esoterismo, prueba #esoteric en irc.dal.net.)" > wisdom/welcome.es
<kmc> ls bin/ | paste
<kmc> pastequotes zzo38
<kmc> addquote <zzo38> If you cannot type, then you should learn to type if you want to operate your computer
<shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I don\'t think there are any pope with fractional numbers (except something I made up for the Dungeons&Dragons game)
<coppro> addquote <zzo38> Papal infallibility means that the pope is allowed to be infallible by himself if he wants to, without requiring a council.
<Phantom_Hoover> echo "exec pastlog pasta" > bin/pastalog
<oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> I think pastaquote should just quote me
<FireFly> pastequotes django
<oerjan> pastelogs oerjan>.*entirely
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> living in the middle ages sounds a lot better once you realize that deep frying had already been invented
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/$/ And a lystrosaur./\' wisdom/elliott
<oerjan> pastelogs dd if
<Sgeo> pastelogs dd if
<shachaf> chmod +x bin/*list
<oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/large-asbestoscontaminated-tarantula-on-the-loose-in-cardiff-8544532.html  <Phantom_Hoover> finally, a solution to the problem of wales
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/colo.rise/rainbow/\' bin/relcome
<shachaf> mv *list bin/
<shachaf> undo 2432
<boily> learn #esoteric is the only channel that exists. monqy is its centro\xc3\xafd.
<shachaf> learn ngevd more like ein gedi
<shachaf> rm wisdom/ngevd
<shachaf> learn ngevd is not random
<shachaf> mv bin/{colourise,rainbow}
<elliott> sed -i \'s/colorize/colourise/\' bin/relcome
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> mv bin/colourise bin/colo; for f in colorize colourize colorise colourise; do ln -s colo bin/$f; done
<elliott> mv bin/colorize bin/colourise
<elliott> revert 2458
<shachaf> revert
<elliott> mv bin/colorize bin/colourise
<shachaf> for f in bin/colorise bin/colourize bin/colourise; do ln bin/colorize $f; done
<shachaf> revert
<elliott> mv bin/colorize bin/colourise
<shachaf> revert
<elliott> mv bin/colorize bin/colourise
<shachaf> revert
<elliott> mv bin/colorize bin/colorise
<shachaf> revert
<elliott> mv bin/colorize bin/colorise
<oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> i don\'t think hitler made any bf derivatives
<boily> learn comedogenic is something that causes comedy when applied to the skin, e.g. an accelerated cream pie in parabolic motion.
<oerjan> pastelogs monkey.*joined
<Jafet> fetch en.wikipedia.org/wiki/rainbow
<Bike> chmod +x bin/hello
<elliott> rm bin/lists
<ThatOtherPerson> rm coolstuff.sh
<ThatOtherPerson> chmod +x coolstuff.sh
<ThatOtherPerson> echo -e "#/bin/sh\\necho \\"Cool stuff\\"" > coolstuff.sh
<coppro> addquote <Sgeo> o.O OS/2 is what became NT? I didn\'t really know what OS/2 was
<Taneb> echo "echo Hello" > bin/hello
<Taneb> learn hello hello hello, what\'s all this then?
<monqy> addquote <zzo38> Two eggs costs less than one egg, but if you buy two eggs, you must eat both. Does linear logic do this?
<Jafet> echo \'#!/hackenv/bin/rec\' > bin/rec
<Jafet> echo \'#!/bin/rec\' > bin/rec && chmod +x bin/rec
<Jafet> echo \'#!/bin/true\' > bin/listen && chmod +x bin/listen
<NiaVee> wget -v http://codu.org/eso/bfjoust/in_egobot.hg/index.cgi/archive/tip.tar.bz2 2>&1 > accesslog
<NiaVee> wget -v http://codu.org/eso/bfjoust/in_egobot.hg/index.cgi/archive/tip.tar.bz2 2>&1 | curl -F \'sprunge=<-\' http://sprunge.us > link
<NiaVee> fetch http://google.com
<NiaVee> rm index.html
<NiaVee> wget http://google.com/
<ais523> addquote <ais523> is it March 3?  <olsner> on some dates, yes
<oerjan> addquote <ais523> there\'s more evidence that scammers exist, than that, say, the average Nigerian exists
<Taneb> pastelogs pikhq
<pikhq> pastelogs Raven
<Sgeo> pastelogs Sgeo
<Phantom_Hoover> rm bin/?*list
<Phantom_Hoover> echo \'echo $@\' > bin/instalist
<elliott> rm bin/elist
<Bike> learn Fiora is a freakin\' vriskapologist.
<Fiora> forget Fiora
<Phantom_Hoover> learn Fiora has no adequate wisdom entry
<Bike> learn Fiora is a stack of assembly manuals done up in shoujo makeup.
<Phantom_Hoover> learn Fiora not very good at this
<elliott> learn Luxembourg is adequate.
<Bike> cat "Fiora is from some island south of that other place with the cats. She just doesn\'t want to be bothered, as she works out her domination plan as immortal queen of the dragons." > wisdom/fiora
<shachaf> for n in Taneb atriq Ngevd Fiora nortti Sgeo ThatOtherPerson alot; do echo $n >> bin/slist; done
<shachaf> cp bin/{empty,s}list
<Sgeo> echo "echo Taneb atriq Ngevd Fiora nortti Sgeo ThatOtherPerson alot" > bin/slist
<Sgeo> undo 2243
<elliott> revert 2416
<Sgeo> revert 2243
<boily> learn bookwatching is when you conflagrate birdwatching and the books used to identify them in the same object.
<oerjan> pastelogs <Taneb> Trivia:
<oerjan> paste </dev/null
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/emmental/ul.emm
<hagb4rd> pastelog forcefield
<oerjan> sed -i \'981s/   /  /\' quotes
<Taneb> addquote <boily> it\'s raining in newcastle, therefore the elliotts are distinct.   <tswett> boily\'s Newcastle Theorem.
<tswett> echo \'FORGET (listlfind) WORDS\' | gforth | paste
<Gregor> echo WORDS | gforth | paste
<Phantom_Hoover> revert
<tswett> rm bin/list
<elliott> mv hjCT bin/list; chmod +x bin/list
<elliott> fetch http://sprunge.us/hjCT
<elliott> echo echo >bin/list # optimisation
<tswett> list
<tswett> sed -i \'s/ok..pol //\' bin/list
<elliott> revert 2396
<tswett> sed -i \'s/ok..pol //\' bin/list
<boily> sed -i \'s/^/cuttlefish /\' bin/list
<boily> sed -i \'s/cuttlefish //\' bin/list
<metasepia> list
<tswett> sed -i \'s/tswett //\' bin/list
<shachaf> rm bin/deletedlist
<shachaf> echo shachaf >> bin/deletedlist
<shachaf> makelist deletedlist
<shachaf> echo \'cp bin/emptylist bin/"$1"\' > bin/makelist
<oerjan> pastelogs zzo38>.*haskell.*extension
<oerjan> pastelogs zzo38>.*rank.types
<oerjan> pastelogs zzo38>.*forall
<oerjan> pastequotes zzo38>.*forall
<oerjan> addquote <elliott> also did you learn Haskell yet  <Bike> i think i\'ve got most of it now what are these "type" things
<Gregor> learn Coulor is the correct spelling.
<Taneb> learn Cosplay is the art of dressing up as people to show off to other people dressed up as people.
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'if [ $# -ne 0 ]; then for f in "$@"; do echo "#!/bin/cat" && cat "$f"; done; else echo "#!/bin/cat" && cat; fi\') > bin/makequine && chmod +x bin/makequine
<shachaf> pastelogs ehird
<Sgeo> pastelogs nostalgia
<shachaf> pastelogs Sgeo
<elliott> pastelogs shachaf
<Taneb> learn context is a word with many meanings, depending on where it is used.
<oerjan> addquote <Bike> When I imagine x86 I imagine a Swiss Family Robinson style treehouse, with parts continually bursting into flame underneath as they build higher and higher on the broken remnants of what they slapped together last week.
<FreeFull> as
<oerjan> undo 2374
<Jafet> rm Category:Self-modifying
<Jafet> fetch http://esolangs.org/wiki/Category:Self-modifying
<Jafet> cp wisdom/certain{t,l}y && sed -i \'s/ty/ly/\' wisdom/certainly
<boily> echo -n "We don\'t know what certainty is for sure, but at least it isn\'t a functor." >wisdom/certainty
<boily> echo -n "We don\'t know what certainty is for sure, but at least it isn\'t a functor" >wisdom/certainty
<AnotherTest> rm zalgo.hs
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/usr/bin/python\'; echo \'import random; w=[l.split() for l in open("/dev/stdin").read().split("\\n")]; r=[4,7,8,9,2,13,6]; print "\\n".join((lambda s: " ".join(chr(3) + str(r[(i+s)%len(r)]) + l[i] for i in range(len(l))))(random.randrange(0, len(r))) for l in w)\') >$(which rainwords)
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/usr/bin/python\'; echo \'import random; w=[l.split() for l in open("/dev/stdin").read().split("\\n")]; r=[4,7,8,9,2,13,6]; print "\\n".join((lambda s: " ".join(chr(3) + str(r[(i+s)%len(r)]) + l[i] for i in range(len(l))))(random.randrange(0, len(r))))\') >$(which rainwords)
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/usr/bin/python\'; echo \'import random; w=[l.split() for l in open("/dev/stdin").read().split("\\n")]; r=[4,7,8,9,2,13,6]; print "\\n".join((lambda s: " ".join(chr(3) + str(r[(i+s)%len(r)]) + l[i] for i in range(len(l)))(random.randrange(0, len(r))))\') >$(which rainwords)
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/usr/bin/python\'; echo "import random; w=[l.split() for l in open(\'/dev/stdin\').read().split(\'\\\\n\')]; r=[4,7,8,9,2,13,6]; print \'\\\\n\'.join((lambda s: \' \'.join(chr(3) + str(r[(i+s)%len(r)]) + l[i] for i in range(len(l)))(random.randrange(0, len(r))))") >$(which rainwords)
<Jafet> sed -i "2 s#.*#import random; w=[l.split() for l in open(\'/dev/stdin\').read().split(\'\\n\')]; r=[4,7,8,9,2,13,6]; print \'\\n\'.join((lambda s: \' \'.join(chr(3) + str(r[(i+s)%len(r)]) + l[i] for i in range(len(l)))(random.randrange(0, len(r))))#" $(which rainwords)
<Jafet> sed -i "s/(\' \')/()/" $(which rainwords) && rainwords <$(which rainwords)
<Jafet> sed -i \'s/w=raw_input/import sys; w=sys.stdin.read/\' $(which rainwords)
<nooodl> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'tr A-Z U | tr a-z u\') > bin/uuu; chmod a+x bin/uuu
<Bike> echo "Agent \xe2\x80\x9cI\xc3\xa4\xe2\x80\x9d Smith is an alien with a strange allergy to avian body covering, which he is trying to retroactively prevent from ever evolving. On the 3rd of March, he\'s lawful good." > wisdom/ais523
<oerjan> echo "Agent \\"I\xc3\xa4\\" Smith is an alien with a strange allergy to avian body covering, which he is trying to retroactively prevent from ever evolving. On the 3rd of March, he\'s lawful good." > wisdom/ais523
<oerjan> addquote <Bike> kmc: ok i gotta admit i fully support the use of ultrafilters in social sciences
<Taneb> echo "Agent \\"I\xe4\\" Smith is an alien with a strange allergy to avian body covering, which he is trying to retroactively prevent from ever evolving. On the 3rd of March, he\'s lawful good." > wisdom/ais523
<zzo38> echo "echo Seeing a philosopher" > bin/mlist; chmod +x bin/mlist
<zzo38> echo "Seeing a philosopher" > bin/mlist; chmod +x bin/mlist
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/$@/"$@"/\' bin/WeLcOmE
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/pyt.*/CaT/\' bin/WeLcOmE
<oerjan> chmod a+x bin/CaT
<oerjan> (echo \'#!/usr/bin/env python\'; echo \'print (lambda s: "".join([(s[i].upper() if i%2==0 else s[i].lower()) for i in range(len(s)) ]))(open("/dev/stdin").read())\') >bin/CaT; chmod a+x CaT
<oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> As Brainfuck derivatives go, it\'s not all that bad, really.
<olsner> learn nooga hate OS X. NOOGA SMASH. Hug not allowed.
<Bike> rm colorrrrr
<Bike> rm color
<Bike> rm bin/colorrrrr
<Bike> cat colorrrrr bin/colorrrrr > color
<Bike> cat colorrrrr bin/colorrrrr > colorrrrr
<Bike> echo "#!/usr/bin/env python" >colorrrrr
<Bike> mv colorrrrr bin/colorrrrr
<Bike> mv text* colorrrrr
<Bike> fetch http://pastie.org/pastes/6358237/text?key=k564m0ahv1xxuqaumcafg
<oerjan> sed -i "6ap=list(re.sub(\'C+\',\'C\',\'\'.join(p)))" bin/colorize
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'6ap=list(re.sub(\'C+\',\'C\',\'\'.join(p)))\' bin/colorize
<oerjan> rm colorize*
<oerjan> cat colorize.2 >bin/colorize
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/colorize
<oerjan> cat colorize.1 >colorize
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/colorize
<oerjan> chmod a+x colorize
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/colorize
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'a() { p=$(echo -n $(ps -p $1 -oppid | tail -1)); if ps -p $p -ocmd | tail -1 | egrep -q "^sh -c .* \\| cat\\$"; then ps -p $1 -ocmd | tail -1; else a $p; fi }\'; echo \'q=$(a $$); if echo "$q" | grep -q "^bash -c"; then echo "$q" | sed "s/^bash -c/\\`run/"; elif echo "$q" | grep -q "^/bin/sh /hackenv/bin/"; then echo "$q" | sed "s,^/bin/sh /hackenv/bin/,\\`,"; else echo \\`"$q"; fi\') > bin/quine2
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'a() { p=$(echo -n $(ps -p $1 -oppid | tail -1)); if ps -p $p -ocmd | tail -1 | egrep -q "^sh -c env .* \\| cat\\$"; then ps -p $1 -ocmd | tail -1; else a $p; fi }\'; echo \'q=$(a $$); if echo "$q" | grep -q "^bash -c"; then echo "$q" | sed "s/^bash -c/\\`run/"; elif echo "$q" | grep -q "^/bin/sh /hackenv/bin/"; then echo "$q" | sed "s,^/bin/sh /hackenv/bin/,\\`,"; else echo \\`"$q"; fi\') > bin/quine2
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'a() { p=$(echo -n $(ps -p $1 -oppid | tail -1)); if ps -p $p -ocmd | tail -1 | egrep -q " \\| cat\\$"; then ps -p $1 -ocmd | tail -1; else a $p; fi }\'; echo \'q=$(a $$); if echo "$q" | grep -q "^bash -c"; then echo "$q" | sed "s/^bash -c/\\`run/"; elif echo "$q" | grep -q "^/bin/sh /hackenv/bin/"; then echo "$q" | sed "s,^/bin/sh /hackenv/bin/,\\`,"; else echo \\`"$q"; fi\') > bin/quine2
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'a() { p=$(echo -n $(ps -p $1 -oppid | tail -1)); if ps -p $p -ocmd | tail -1 | egrep -q " \\| cat\\$"; then ps -p $1 -ocmd | tail -1; else a $p; fi }\'; echo \'q=$(a $$); echo -n "$q" | hd; if echo "$q" | grep -q "^bash -c"; then echo "$q" | sed "s/^bash -c/\\`run/"; elif echo "$q" | grep -q "^/bin/sh"; then echo "$q" | sed "s,^/bin/sh,\\`,"; else echo \\`"$q"; fi\') > bin/quine2
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'a() { p=$(echo -n $(ps -p $1 -oppid | tail -1)); if ps -p $p -ocmd | tail -1 | egrep -q " \\| cat\\$"; then ps -p $1 -ocmd | tail -1; else a $p; fi }\'; echo \'q=$(a $$); echo -n "$q" | hd; if echo "$q" | grep -q "^bash -c"; then echo "$q" | sed "s/^bash -c/`run/"; elif echo "$q" | grep -q "^/bin/sh"; then echo "$q" | sed "s,^/bin/sh,`,"; else echo \\`"$q"; fi\') > bin/quine2
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'a() { p=$(echo -n $(ps -p $1 -oppid | tail -1)); if ps -p $p -ocmd | tail -1 | egrep -q " \\| cat\\$"; then ps -p $1 -ocmd | tail -1; else a $p; fi }\'; echo \'q=$(a $$); echo "$q"; if echo "$q" | grep -q "^bash -c"; then echo "$q" | sed "s/^bash -c/`run/"; elif echo "$q" | grep -q "^/bin/sh /hackenv/bin/"; then echo "$q" | sed "s,^/bin/sh /hackenv/bin/,`,"; else echo \\`"$q"; fi\') > bin/quine2
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'a() { p=$(echo -n $(ps -p $1 -oppid | tail -1)); if ps -p $p -ocmd | tail -1 | egrep -q " \\| cat\\$"; then ps -p $1 -ocmd | tail -1; else a $p; fi }\'; echo \'q=$(a $$); echo "$q"; if echo "$q" | grep -q "^bash -c"; then echo "$q" | sed "s/^bash -c/`run/"; elif echo "$q" | grep -q "^/bin/sh"; then echo "$q" | sed "s,^/bin/sh,`,"; else echo \\`"$q"; fi\') > bin/quine2
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'a() { p=$(echo -n $(ps -p $1 -oppid | tail -1)); if ps -p $p -ocmd | tail -1 | egrep -q " \\| cat\\$"; then ps -p $1 -ocmd | tail -1; else a $p; fi }\'; echo \'q=$(a $$); if echo "$q" | grep -q "^bash -c"; then echo "$q" | sed "s/^bash -c/`run/"; elif echo "$q" | grep -q "^/bin/sh"; then echo "sh"; echo "$q" | sed "s,^/bin/sh,`,"; else echo \\`"$q"; fi\') > bin/quine2
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'a() { p=$(echo -n $(ps -p $1 -oppid | tail -1)); if ps -p $p -ocmd | tail -1 | egrep -q " \\| cat\\$"; then ps -p $1 -ocmd | tail -1; else a $p; fi }\'; echo \'q=$(a $$); if echo "$q" | grep -q "^bash -c"; then echo "$q" | sed "s/^bash -c/`run/"; elif echo "$q" | grep -q "^/bin/sh"; then echo "$q" | sed "s,^/bin/sh,`,"; else echo \\`"$q"; fi\') > bin/quine2
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'a() { p=$(echo -n $(ps -p $1 -oppid | tail -1)); if ps -p $p -ocmd | tail -1 | egrep " \\| cat\\$"; then ps -p $1 -ocmd | tail -1; else a $p; fi }\'; echo \'a $$\') > bin/quine2 && quine2 a b c
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'a() { cat /proc/$1/cmdline; p=$(echo -n $(ps -p $1 -oppid | tail -1)); if egrep " \\| cat\\$" /proc/$p/cmdline; then ps -p $1 -ocmd | tail -1; else a $p; fi }\'; echo \'a $$\') > bin/quine2 && quine2 a b c
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'a() { echo $1; p=$(echo -n $(ps -p $1 -oppid | tail -1)); if egrep " \\| cat\\$" /proc/$p/cmdline; then ps -p $1 -ocmd | tail -1; else a $p; fi }\'; echo \'a $$\') > bin/quine2 && quine2 a b c
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'a() { p=$(echo -n $(ps -p $0 -oppid | tail -1)); if egrep " \\| cat\\$" /proc/$p/cmdline; then ps -p $0 -ocmd | tail -1; else a $p; fi }\'; echo \'a $$\') > bin/quine2
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'a() { p=$(ps -p $$ -oppid | tail -1); if egrep " \\| cat\\$" /proc/$p/cmdline; then ps -p $0 -ocmd | tail -1; else a $p; fi }\'; echo \'a $$\') > bin/quine2 && cat bin/quine2
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'cat /proc/$$/cmdline\') > bin/quine2 && quine2 a b c
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo "cat /proc/$$/cmdline") > bin/quine2 && quine2 a b c
<Jafet> chmod +x bin/quine2
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo "cat /proc/self/cmdline") > bin/quine2 && bin/quine2
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo "cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric; cat \\$(ls ????-??-??.txt | tail -1) | sed \'s/[^>]*> //\' | grep \'^\\`\' | tail -1 #Best cheating quine ever?") > bin/quine
<Jafet> rm bin/quine2
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo "cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric; cat \\$(ls ????-??-??.txt | tail -1) | sed \'s/[^>]*> //\' | grep \'^\\`\' | tail -1 #Best cheating quine ever?") > bin/quine2 && quine2
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo "cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric; cat \\$(ls ????-??-??.txt | tail -1) | sed \'s/[^>]*>//\' | grep \'^\\`\' | tail -1 #Best cheating quine ever?") > bin/quine2
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric; cat $(ls ????-??-??.txt | tail -1) | sed \'\\\'\'s/[^>]*>\'\\\'\' | grep "^\\`" | tail -1 // #Best cheating quine ever?\') > bin/quine2
<Jafet> chmod +x bin/quine2
<Jafet> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric; cat $(ls ????-??-??.txt | tail -1) | sed \'\\\'\'s/[^>]*>\'\\\'\' | grep "^`" | tail -1 // #Best cheating quine ever?\') > bin/quine2
<shachaf> sed -i \'1s/^/echo -n "$(basename "$0"): "; /\' bin/smlist
<shachaf> echo tr a-zA-Z n-za-mN-ZA-M > bin/r13; chmod +x bin/r13
<shachaf> sed -i s/shchaf/shachaf/g bin/olist
<shachaf> for n in shchaf oerjan Sgeo; do echo $n >> bin/olist; done
<shachaf> cp bin/{empty,o}list
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/^/echo -n "$(basename "$0"): "; /\' bin/olist
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/^/echo -n "$(basename "$0"): "; /\' bin/emptylist
<shachaf> revert
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/^/basename "$0"; /\' bin/emptylist
<shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I have no problem if you want to use these drugs and make yourself dead and whatever, but making them legal might ruin the economy.
<Jafet> (echo "#!/usr/bin/python"; echo "import random; w=raw_input().split(\' \'); r=[4,7,8,9,2,13,6]; s=random.randrange(0, len(r)); print \' \'.join(chr(3) + str(r[(i+s)%len(r)]) + w[i] for i in range(len(w)))") > bin/rainwords
<oerjan> echo "Color is a phenomenon from outer space designed to drive humanity insane and bring forth the new age of Cthulhu." | colorize | tee wisdom/colour >wisdom/color; sed -i \'s/or/our/\' wisdom/colour
<ais523> pastequotes ais523
<Gregor> cut -d\' \' -f2 prefs > prefs.bf
<oerjan> interp \'bf_txtgen Bot prefixes: fungot ^, HackEgo `, EgoBot !, lambdabot @ or ?, thutubot +, metasepia ~, jconn ), blsqbot !\' >prefs
<oerjan> chmod a+x bf_txtgen; mv bf_txtgen ibin
<oerjan> fetch http://codu.org/projects/egobot/hg/index.cgi/raw-file/ffe171208ae9/multibot_cmds/scmds/bf_txtgen
<oerjan> interp \'bf_txtgen Bot prefixes: fungot ^, HackEgo `, EgoBot !, lambdabot @ or ?, thutubot +, metasepia ~, jconn ), blsqbot !\' >prefs
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s_\'\\\'\'$_, jconn ), blsqbot !\'\\\'\'_\' bin/prefixes
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s_\'\\\'\'$_, thutubot +, metasepia ~\'\\\'\'_\' bin/prefixes
<elliott> revert
<Bike> sed -i \'2s_$_, thutubot +, metasepia \\~_\' bin/prefixes
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s_$_, thutubot +, metasepia \\~_\' bin/prefixes
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s/$/, thutubot +, metasepia \\~/\' bin/prefixes
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'2s/$/, thutubot +, metasepia ~/\' bin/prefixes
<Gregor> ln -s doodad wisdom/doodads
<Gregor> echo \'Doodads are just duoids in the category of endofunctors.\' > wisdom/doodad
<shachaf> pastequotes itidus
<Jafet> addquote <zzo38> I happen to have bash even on this computer
<oerjan> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo "ps -o cmd") >bin/psocmd; chmod +x bin/psocmd
<Fiora> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, are you just trying to post kmcbait...  * Fiora imagines a cardboard box propped up by a stick with a pile of monads inside.  <elliott> Fiora: that is actually what Haskell is.
<Fiora> delquote 974
<Fiora> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, are you just trying to post kmcbait...  *Fiora imagines a cardboard box propped up by a stick with a pile of monads inside.  <elliott> Fiora: that is actually what Haskell is.
<kmc> addquote <Bike> i\'ve always wanted to xor swap transfinite ordinals
<elliott> addquote * ais523 challenges the americans here to remember who lost in the most recent UK general election  <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, the lib dems
<elliott> addquote <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: my department teaches prolog, to second years I think  <ais523> some people choose it because it isn\'t ocaml, and then are disappointed to find it has lists
<Phantom_Hoover> revert
<Phantom_Hoover> echo \' Much like Morpeth.\' >> wisdom/monads
<Jafet> rm bin/pastelogs && ln -s pastelog bin/pastelogs
<coppro> pastelogs horizontal
<elliott> pastelogs 120
<Jafet> rm bin/pastelog...
<coppro> fetch http://pastebin.com/dkVb20VL
<Jafet> pastelog horizontal
<Jafet> sed -i... -e \'s/grep/timeout 25 grep/\' bin/pastelog
<coppro> pastelog vertical
<elliott> addquote <tswett> Hey, what VPN software should I use?  <boily> tswett: openvpn. the one, the only, the open, the other qualifiers that begin with "o".
<shachaf> undo 2243
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/342/341/\' bin/colorize
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/343/342/\' bin/colorize
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/344/343/\' bin/colorize
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/350/344/\' bin/colorize
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/str[^ ]*/\'\\\'\'%02d\'\\\'\' % random.randrange(2,15)/\' bin/colorize
<oerjan> addquote <groily> I stand by the argument that fungot is the one making the most sense in this channel.
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> delquote 580
<elliott> addquote * fungot has joined #esoteric  <boily> woohoo! the one and only fungot is back!  <fungot> boily: damn your mother!  <boily> ok. never saw that one coming.
<elliott> echo echo elliott >bin/elist; chmod +x bin/elist
<Phantom_Hoover> echo echo Sgeo is a jobby > bin/slist
<Ngevd> list
<monqy> pastequotes itidus
<oerjan> mkdir \'wisdom/\xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0_o)\'; learn \'\xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0_o)/\xc2\xaf `? \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0_o)/\xc2\xaf\'
<Bike> echo \'\\\\\\\xc2\xaf\\\\\\\\\\\\\\(\\\\\\\xc2\xb0\\\\\\_\\\\\\o\\\\\\)\\\\\\/\\\\\\\xc2\xaf\\\\\\?\\\\\\ \\\\\\\xc2\xaf\\\\\\\\\\\\\\(\\\\\\\xc2\xb0\\\\\\_\\\\\\o\\\\\\)\\\\\\/\\\\\\\xc2\xaf\' > wisdom/\\?\\?
<Bike> learn wisdom is always factually accurate, except for this entry, and uh that other one? it started with like, an \xc3\xb8?
<olsner> pastelog olsner
<elliott> pastelogs taneb
<Taneb> pastelogs <Taneb> Hello
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> it\'s almost like Haskell is a programming language and not some kind of mathematical rhetorical arguing device
<Sgeo> addquote <doesthiswork> a comathmatician is a device for turning cotheorems into ffee
<elliott> addquote <Sgeo> I was practically raised by Dilbert.
<elliott> rm run~
<elliott> rm list.rej
<oerjan> revert
<elliott> revert
<oerjan> revert 2220
<elliott> hg cat -r 2195 bin/list >bin/list
<elliott> rm list.rej liste.rej liste
<elliott> undo 2196
<elliott> mv bin/liste liste
<elliott> echo \'#!/bin/sh\' >>bin/liste; echo \'oldpwd=`pwd`; cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric; name=$(cat $(ls ????-??-??.txt | tail -1) | tail -1 | sed "s/[^<]*<//; s/>.*//; s/.*\\* //; s/ .*//"); cd $oldpwd; fgrep -q "$name" bin/list || echo -n "$name " >> bin/list; echo cuttlefish boily elliott Taneb HackEgo shachaf Sgeo monqy pikhq Sgeo_ tswett Phantom_Hoover nortti oklopol\' >>bin/liste
<elliott> undo 2196
<oerjan> chmod a+x bin/rwelcome
<oerjan> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'welcome "$@" | rainwords\') >bin/rwelcome
<fizzie> ls bin | paste
<oerjan> mv bin/r{e,}elcome
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/[$][@]/"$@"/;s/python.*/colorize/\' bin/reelcome
<fizzie> chmod a+x bin/rainwords
<fizzie> echo "python -c \\"import random; w=raw_input().split(\' \'); r=[4,7,8,9,2,13,6]; s=random.randrange(0, len(r)); print \' \'.join(chr(3) + str(r[(i+s)%len(r)]) + w[i] for i in range(len(w)))\\"" >> bin/rainwords
<fizzie> head -n 1 bin/colorize > bin/rainwords
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/welcome $@ | //\' bin/colorize
<fizzie> cp bin/reelcome bin/colorize
<fizzie> sed -i -e "s/\'C\'+p/[\'C\']+p/" bin/reelcome
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s#/3#/3+1#\' -e "s/in p/in \'C\'+p/" bin/reelcome
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/1,16/2,15/\' bin/reelcome
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/welcome/welcome $@/\' bin/reelcome  # I like the -e.
<fizzie> echo "welcome | python -c \\"import random; w=raw_input(); p=list(\'x\'*len(w)+\'C\'*int((350-len(w))/3)); random.shuffle(p); i=(c for c in w); print \'\'.join(i.next() if c==\'x\' else chr(3)+str(random.randrange(1,16)) for c in p)\\"" >> bin/reelcome
<fizzie> head -n 1 bin/relcome > bin/reelcome
<fizzie> chmod a+x bin/reelcome
<fizzie> echo "welcome | python -c \\"import random; w=raw_input(); p=list(\'x\'*len(w)+\'C\'*int((350-len(w))/3)); random.shuffle(p); i=(c for c in w); print \'\'.join(i.next() if c==\'x\' else chr(3)+str(random.randrange(16)) for c in p)\\"" >> bin/reelcome
<fizzie> head -n 1 bin/relcome > bin/reelcome
<Taneb> ghc-pkg list | paste
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/ \\\\ /\\n/\' bin/relcome
<oerjan> chmod a+x bin/relcome
<oerjan> rm bin/liste
<Sgeo> echo "this is a test of private messaging" > sgfoobar
<Sgeo> sed -ie "s/ shachaf//" bin/list
<oklopol> list
<boily> pastelogs itidus
<shachaf> pastelogs perdito
<shachaf> pastelogs hagb4rd
<shachaf> revert
<hagb4rd> addquote <shachaf>IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSITY: the same universes are better for the same people
<boily> learn gonads are the best punctional fondlegramming squishcture.
<elliott> pastelogs doesthiswork
<boily> learn category-helpdesk is a helpdesk with identity and composition. This channel isn\'t it.
<elliott> echo "Categories are just a special case of bicategories." >wisdom/category
<hagb4rd> fetch http://hagbard.host-ed.me/admin/radio.php?out=inline&shuffle=1&limit=1&filter=*MitamineLab*
<elliott> pastelogs branefuck
<elliott> revert
<doesthiswork> echo "no" > wisdom/hackego
<Phantom_Hoover> echo "no" > wisdom/doesthiswork
<Phantom_Hoover> learn bird bird bird bird
<nortti> learn bird is a dinosaur
<Phantom_Hoover> learn bird bird bird bird
<olsner> learn this is a word
<elliott> delquote 225
<boily> pastequotes quote
<elliott> pastequotes ZOMGMODULES
<coppro> addquote <Bike> Are you sure this isn\'t the Sims  <kallisti> can you get married to your variables?  <kallisti> this is a feature I find lacking in most languages
<boily> learn r\xc3\xa9sum\xc3\xa9 is a French summary. Not a curriculum vit\xc3\xa6.
<nortti> list
<shachaf> pastelogs octagonfly
<elliott> pastequotes zzo38
<elliott> pastelogs zzo38
<elliott> pastelogs steve venturatos
<elliott> addquote <esomimic> fungot: begrudging pat
<elliott> revert 2154
<elliott> pastelogs ais523.*a lolca
<elliott> revert
<elliott> pastelogs ais.*this is a lol
<shachaf> revert
<elliott> revert 2154
<Phantom_Hoover> revert
<monqy> rm bin/list
<Phantom_Hoover> sed -ie "s/ shachaf//" bin/list
<Phantom_Hoover> revert
<shachaf> rm bin/list
<Phantom_Hoover> list
<Sgeo_> pastelogs Sgep
<shachaf> pastequotes zzo38
<Sgeo_> pastelogs Sgeo
<shachaf> pastelogs zzo38
<Taneb> learn GHCi is a local version of lambdabot. Cool, huh?
<monqy> list
<elliott> sed -i \'s/ Sgeo/ shachaf Sgeo/\' bin/list
<elliott> undo 2129
<Sgeo_> list
<pikhq> list
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/$@/-e "$@"/\' bin/js
<fizzie> cp $(which js) bin/js
<oerjan> rm quotese
<oerjan> mv factor-* src
<oerjan> rm emmental.*
<oerjan> mv fueue.c emmental.hs src
<oerjan> mv emmental bin
<oerjan> ghc --make emmental.hs
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/emmental.hs
<oerjan> rm emmental.hs
<oerjan> fetch https://raw.github.com/catseye/Emmental/master/src/emmental.hs
<Gregor> translatefromto "en es Hello" | paste
<oerjan> rm = 0
<coppro> addquote <boily> oerjan: on those days, I\'m sure this channel becomes some kind of SCP.
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/shachaf //\' bin/list # It\'s getting annoying
<oerjan> revert
<shachaf> rm bin/list
<Gregor> delquote 15
<ais523> pastequotes
<Taneb> echo "Nobody knows anything about the West Midlands, and it has claimed the lives of at least two former regulars in this channel who tried to investigate so far." > wisdom/west\\ midlands
<ais523> rm wisdom/west_midlands
<Taneb> echo "Nobody knows anything about the West Midlands, and it has claimed the lives of at least two former regulars in this channel who tried to investigate so for" > wisdom/west\\ midlands
<Taneb> echo "Nobody knows anything about the West Midlands, and it has claimed the lives of at least two former regulars in this channel who tried to investigate so for" > wisdom/west\\_midlands
<oerjan> pastelogs ais523.*shove
<oerjan> hg diff -r 2116 -r 2112 | paste
<oerjan> hg diff 2116:2112 | paste
<elliott> echo chirp >canary
<ais523> revert
<shachaf> rm bin/list
<ais523> revert 87c64ef250a0
<ais523> revert 3
<shachaf> sed -i /shachaf/d bin/list
<oerjan> rm bin/runce
<oerjan> rm bin/liste #IIRC this was the result of someone misunderstanding sed flag syntax
<oerjan> revert
<shachaf> rm bin/list
<shachaf> sed -i \'/Sgeo/d\' bin/smlist # does this work?help
<shachaf> echo Sgeo >> bin/smlist
<Sgeo> echo "echo bar" >> bin/testlist
<Sgeo> chmod a+x bin/testlist
<Sgeo> echo "echo foo" > bin/testlist
<oerjan> pastelogs \\bolist
<oerjan> pastelogs \\<olist
<elliott> sed -i \'s/Sgeo /Sgeo/\' bin/olist
<ais523> revert
<shachaf> rm bin/list
<coppro> sed -i \'s/coppro//\' bin/olist
<elliott> sed -i \'s/Sgeo/Sgeo coppro/\' bin/olist
<Taneb> quote 960 | paste
<ais523> pastequotes Greenland
<Taneb> pastelogs multiocular O
<ais523> pastequotes kmc
<Taneb> pastequotes monqy
<monqy> pastequotes pulseaudio
<oerjan> addquote <ais523> did you know that likes follow you around the internet and steal your browser?  <Taneb> I thought that was Phantom_Hoover
<oerjan> pastelogs <oerjan.*\xc4\x91
<oerjan> pastelogs <oerjan.*[^o]d.*rmdr.*m.*
<ais523> pastequotes itidus
<elliott> delquote 29
<ais523> addquote <Taneb> I\'m a story about the prohibition of chocolate
<oerjan> addquote <oklopol> my university spam filter thinks it\'s okay for someone i have never met to discuss "usd 2,142,728.00 dollars" with me and "NEED MY HELP" etc. however, inviting me to a conference? such a nigerian thing to do.
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> addquote <oklopol> my university spam filter thinks it\'s okay for someone i have never met to discuss "usd 2,142,728.00 dollars" with me and
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/fueue/brainfuck.fu
<Taneb> learn sgeolang currently is either J or Io.
<Taneb> ls bin | paste
<Taneb> echo "test" | paste
<shachaf> echo $\'monqy\\nelliott\' >> bin/smlist
<shachaf> mv bin/{supermega,sm}list
<shachaf> echo shachaf >> bin/supermegalist
<shachaf> cp bin/{empty,supermega}list
<shachaf> echo \'tail -n+2 "$0" | xargs; exit\' > bin/emptylist; chmod +x bin/emptylist
<shachaf> echo quintopia >> bin/pbflist
<shachaf> echo Sgeo >> bin/pbflist
<shachaf> echo shachaf >> bin/pbflist
<shachaf> echo \'tail -n+2 "$0" | xargs; exit\' > bin/pbflist; chmod +x bin/pbflist
<elliott> addquote <fizzie> The other day (well, the other week) my wife was annoyed with me because she had a dream where I had gotten us plane tickets into a #esoteric meet somewhere in the middle of Greenland in the winter, without asking her first. Plus she wasn\'t really interested in a #esoteric meet at all, let alone one in Greenland, let alone one in Greenland in wintertime. (I think it\'s kind of cold there?)
<elliott> revert 2058
<shachaf> rm bin/list
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> sed -i s/shachaf// bin/list
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> rm bin/list
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> rm bin/list
<monqy> list
<Sgeo> list
<elliott> addquote <lexande> sometimes i am confronted with a problem and i think "I know, I\'ll use Banach-Tarski"
<fungot> list `list
<elliott> list
<Taneb> list
<elliott> list
<boily> list
<cuttlefish> list
<ais523> echo "#!/bin/sh" >bin/list; echo -n \'oldpwd=`pwd`; cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric; name=$(cat $(ls ????-??-??.txt | tail -1) | tail -1 | sed "s/[^<]*<//; s/>.*//; s/.*\\* //; s/ .*//"); cd $oldpwd; fgrep -q "$name" bin/list || echo -n "$name " >> bin/list; echo \' >> bin/list
<Taneb> list
<elliott> list
<boily> list
<ais523> echo "#!/bin/sh" >bin/list; echo -n \'oldpwd=`pwd`; cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric; name=$(cat $(ls ????-??-??.txt | tail -1) | tail -1 | sed "s/[^<]*<//; s/>.*//"); cd $oldpwd; fgrep -q "$name" bin/list || echo -n "$name " >> bin/list; echo \' >> bin/list
<ais523> list
<ais523> echo "#!/bin/sh" >bin/list; echo -n \'oldpwd=`pwd`; cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric; name=$(cat $(ls ????-??-??.txt | tail -1) | tail -1 | sed "s/[^<]*<//; s/>.*//"); cd $oldpwd; fgrep -q "$name" bin/list || echo -n "$name " >> bin/list; echo \' >> bin/list
<ais523> list
<ais523> list
<ais523> echo "#!/bin/sh" >bin/list; echo -n \'oldpwd=`pwd`; cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric; name=$(cat $(ls ????-??-??.txt | tail -1) | tail -1 | sed "s/[^<]*<//; s/>.*//"); cd $oldpwd; echo -n $name "" >> bin/list; echo \' >> bin/list
<ais523> echo "#!/bin/sh" >bin/list; echo -n \'oldpwd=`pwd`; cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric; name=$(cat $(ls ????-??-??.txt | tail -1) | tail -1 | sed "s/[^<]*<//; s/>.*//"); cd $oldpwd; echo -n $name \'\' >> bin/list; echo \'
<elliott> list
<ais523> echo "#!/bin/sh" >bin/list; echo \'oldpwd=`pwd`; cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric; name=$(cat $(ls ????-??-??.txt | tail -1) | tail -1 | sed "s/[^<]*<//; s/>.*//"); cd $oldpwd; sed -i "s/.\\$nam[e]./$name \\&/" bin/list; echo "$name"\' >>bin/list
<ais523> echo "#!/bin/sh" >bin/list; echo \'cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric; name=$(cat $(ls ????-??-??.txt | tail -1) | tail -1 | sed "s/[^<]*<//; s/>.*//"); sed -i "s/.\\$nam[e]./$name \\&/" bin/list; echo "$name"\' >>bin/list
<elliott> chmod +x bin/list
<elliott> echo "#!/bin/sh" >bin/list; echo \'cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric; name=$(cat $(ls ????-??-??.txt | tail -1) | tail -1 | sed "s/[^<]*<//; s/>.*//"); sed -i "s/.\\$nam[e]./$name \\&" bin/list; echo "$name"\' >>bin/list
<shachaf> mv bin/{,s}list
<elliott> addquote <boily> had a fit of a stroke of genius, and google mapped hexham.  <boily> it\'s in the friggin middle of nowhere!
<Sgeo> chmod a+x bin/resume
<Sgeo> echo "echo r\xe9sum\xe9" > bin/resume
<oerjan> chmod a+x bin/quine
<oerjan> echo \'cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric; cat $(ls ????-??-??.txt | tail -1) | tail -1 | sed \'\\\'\'s/[^>]*> //\'\\\'\' #Worst cheating quine ever?\' >bin/quine
<oerjan> echo \'"Hello, world!"S\' >test
<oerjan> mv shove bin/shove
<oerjan> chmod a+x shove
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/shove/shove
<oerjan> mv shove bin/shove
<oerjan> chmod a+x shove
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/shove/shove
<oerjan> chmod a+x YaOJ; mv YaOJ bin/shove
<oerjan> fetch http://sprunge.us/YaOJ
<oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> This position is asking for "- Extensive experience with API"  <Jafet> You\'re just not qualified, kid.
<oerjan> addquote <boily> ais523: I\'m not sure my grasp of the English language is getting better by visiting this channel..
<oerjan> addquote <Bike> if you say "java" three times to a dark mirror does steele come out and lecture you about operator overloading
<ais523> addquote <fungot> \xc3\x81is523\xc3\x8ek\xc3\x8b\xc3\x87\xc3\x8f52\xc3\x8d\xc2\xbf\xc3\x89n\xc3\x90ffjliated/ais523: ever tried reading while confused?
<elliott> addquote <boily> not only there is no God, but try to find an APL keyboard on Sunday.
<shachaf> echo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA > bin/oerjan; chmod +x bin/oerjan
<olsner> addquote <fungot> but when she saw him fnord and fnord. and then there\'s the fnord, as well as fnord reading sauce with fish, or fnord, that alice quite fnord for it hadn\'t spoken before.
<oerjan> ln -s /bin/echo bin/rot256
<oerjan> rm bin/rot256
<oerjan> ln -s /bin/cat bin/rot256
<boily> learn conspirabiology is where moth colourings form a dot matrix display to send you subliminal messages.
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> delquote 583
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> delquote 583
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> delquote 583
<coppro> pastequotes Sgeo
<elliott> addquote <fungot> kmc: that is just a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there
<kmc> addquote <jconn> fungot: |open quote  <jconn> fungot: |   just to help an fnord archive)" [...]  <fungot> jconn: i am just as confused. you know, that thing which you might want is broken
<elliott> rm bin/love
<ion> type love || (printf \'%s\\n\' \'#!/bin/sh\' \'printf "i love %s. they are so easy." "$*"\' >bin/love && chmod 755 bin/love && love instances)
<ion> sed -i -re \'s/bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxz/b-df-hj-np-tv-xz/\' bin/hyphenate.fi
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s#^/#\\\\#\' bin/\\?hh
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s#^#/#\' bin/\\?hh
<oerjan> gcc -o bin/fueue fueue.c
<oerjan> sed -i s/1000/10000/ fueue.c #Whistles innocently
<oerjan> mv fueue.c.1 fueue.c
<oerjan> fetch http://zzo38computer.org/esoteric/Arc_Koen/fueue.c
<oerjan> mv a.out bin/fueue
<oerjan> gcc fueue.c
<oerjan> fetch http://zzo38computer.org/esoteric/Arc_Koen/fueue.c
<oerjan> echo "This wisdom entry was crushed by a falling anvil." >wisdom/metaturing
<elliott> addquote <shachaf> oerjan: What\'s cosubtyping?  <Phantom_Hoover> some sort of fusion of cosplay and type theory?
<elliott> revert
<elliott> addquote <shachaf> oerjan: What\'s cosubtyping  <Phantom_Hoover> some sort of fusion of cosplay and type theory?
<ion> sed -i -re \'s,/ae\\|.*\\|\xc3\xb6\xc3\xa4/,/a[eoy\xc3\xa4\xc3\xb6]|e[ao\xc3\xa4\xc3\xb6]|i[ao\xc3\xa4\xc3\xb6]|o[aey\xc3\xa4\xc3\xb6]|u[aey\xc3\xa4\xc3\xb6]|y[aeou\xc3\xa4]|\xc3\xa4[aeou\xc3\xb6]|\xc3\xb6[aeou\xc3\xa4]/,\' bin/hyphenate.fi && cat bin/hyphenate.fi
<Phantom_Hoover> pastequotes
<carado> rm page
<carado> wget perdu.com -O page -q
<shachaf> ln -s hyphenate.fi bin/hyfinate
<ion> sed -i -re \'s,/eg,/egi,\' bin/hyphenate.fi && cat bin/hyphenate.fi
<ion> chmod 755 bin/hyphenate.fi; cat bin/hyphenate.fi
<ion> f=bin/hyphenate.fi;echo \'H4sIAOD8DFEAA0WPQU7DMBBF9z2FCRFtEakbVpWqSkisWbGssnDDNDFNMmkcNzWa4+QMvoAvxpgNiy/7vfka2Y8P8qQ7aeoF3KEUPQyNyN4/RfZhx/NOZP0EYtm69IbT4TrIowKN1oU5+ELqPQ9K7P4Gp/LrXNXfl6bt+utgxtt0/4mVfKp1A8LIVdwR68/rVTwirmWaZ+mrrP5rCkghKUcqzBxPoAiQgAmYtCKNpJk0EypCIHSELJCFVWSBrCPLwrJwihyQQ3KW+NkUZsUBDnIsxZ9Q8Cw9S8/Ss/Rhlq17MwfTN3pMkpf0aZ+a47bYJFmy4VteSKiWi1/gJQHkPgEAAA==\'|base64 -d|zcat>$f;chmod 755
<TwilightSpockle> addquote <oerjan> maybe i was violated by a pole once
<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> what are some good concurrency primitives  <ais523> shachaf: how primitive do you want?
<fizzie> rm wisdol wisdon
<fizzie> touch wisdol; touch wisdon
<kmc> echo -e \'#!/bin/sh\\nif /bin/ls -id "$@" | grep -q \'^752131 \'; then echo \'"\'"\'As the wisdom directory contains many files named after nicks, listing it in public annoys people. Try `pastewisdom instead.\'"\'"\'; else exec /bin/ls "$@"; fi\' > bin/ls
<kmc> echo -e \'#!/bin/sh\\nif ls -id "$@" | grep -q \'^752131 \'; then echo \'"\'"\'As the wisdom directory contains many files named after nicks, listing it in public annoys people. Try `pastewisdom instead.\'"\'"\'; else exec /bin/ls "$@"; fi\' > bin/ls
<kmc> echo -e \'#!/bin/sh\\nif [ "$(stat -c %i "$1" 2>/dev/null)" = 752131 ]; then echo \'"\'"\'As the wisdom directory contains many files named after nicks, listing it in public annoys people. Try `pastewisdom instead.\'"\'"\'; else exec /bin/ls "$@"; fi\' > bin/ls
<kmc> echo -e \'#!/bin/sh\\nif [ "$(stat -c %i "$1" 2>/dev/null)" -eq 752131 ]; then echo \'"\'"\'As the wisdom directory contains many files named after nicks, listing it in public annoys people. Try `pastewisdom instead.\'"\'"\'; else exec /bin/ls "$@"; fi\' > bin/ls
<Bike> pastelogs `ls wisdom
<kmc> echo -e \'#!/bin/sh\\nif [ $(stat -c %i "$1") -eq 752131 ]; then echo \'"\'"\'As the wisdom directory contains many files named after nicks, listing it in public annoys people. Try `pastewisdom instead.\'"\'"\'; else exec /bin/ls "$@"; fi\' > bin/ls
<Bike> pastelogs "`ls wisdom"
<kmc> echo -e \'#!/bin/sh\\nif [ $(stat -c %i "$1") -eq 752131 ]; then echo "As the wisdom directory contains many files named after nicks, listing it in public annoys people. Try `pastewisdom instead."; else exec /bin/ls "$@"; fi\' > bin/ls
<kmc> addquote <augur> DIE  <augur> oh hey elliott
<oerjan> mv bin/newls bin/ls
<oerjan> chmod a+x bin/newls
<oerjan> mv newls bin
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/newls
<oerjan> chmod a+x bin/newls
<oerjan> mv newls bin
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/newls
<oerjan> chmod a+x bin/newls
<oerjan> mv newls bin
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/newls
<oerjan> chmod a+x bin/newls
<oerjan> mv newls bin
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/newls
<oerjan> chmod a+x bin/newls
<oerjan> mv newls bin
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/newls
<oerjan> rm wisdom/\'``As\'*
<oerjan> echo "What it says." >wisdom/\'``As this directory contains many files named after nicks, listing it in public annoys people. Try `pastewisdom instead.``\'
<oerjan> rm wisdom/\'"As\'*
<oerjan> echo "What it says." >wisdom/\'"As this directory contains many files named after nicks, listing it in public annoys people. Try `pastewisdom instead."\'
<oerjan> rm wisdom/" As this"*
<oerjan> echo "What it says." >wisdom/\' As this directory contains many files named after nicks, listing it in public annoys people. Try `pastewisdom instead.\'
<oerjan> rm wisdom/As this directory contains many files named after nicks, listing it in public annoys people. Try `pastewisdom instead.
<oerjan> echo "What it says." >wisdom/\'As this directory contains many files named after nicks, listing it in public annoys people. Try `pastewisdom instead.\'
<oerjan> revert 1934
<boily> rm wisdom/`?
<boily> learn `? `? `?
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> shachaf: LC_ALL=de_DE.utf-8 errno -l  <kmc> Veraltete NFS-Dateizugriffsnummer  <kmc> Eingabe-/Ausgabefehler  <kmc> "Unterbrechung w\xc3\xa4hrend des Betriebssystemaufrufs"  i think that was in the Ring Cycle
<oerjan> addquote <elliott> ~eval 1+2  <cuttlefish> Error (127):  <elliott> this is a great bot boily i love it
<ThatOtherPerson> learn Homestuck is a cult religion for disaffected teens. Gamzee drives the bus. Best summarized by http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/05743.gif
<oerjan> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'echo http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/file/tip/wisdom/\') >bin/pastewisdom
<ThatOtherPerson> pastewisdom
<oerjan> pastewisdom
<oerjan> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'chmod +r wisdom\'; echo \'ls wisdom | paste\'; echo \'chmod -r wisdom\') >bin/pastewisdom
<elliott> mv wisdom/a.is523 wisdom/ais523; mv wisdom/c.oppro wisdom/coppro
<oerjan> mv wisdom/ais523 wisdom/a.is523
<oerjan> mv wisdom/coppro wisdom/c.oppro
<oerjan> revert
<coppro> rm wisdom/coppro
<oerjan> addquote <olsner> boily: the man eating chicken is just a normal man, it\'s quite common to eat chicken in some parts of the world
<oerjan> mv wisdom/tanebventions wisdom/tanebvention
<Taneb> echo "echo Taneb atriq Ngevd Fiora nortti Sgeo ThatOtherPerson alot" > bin/list
<oerjan> addquote <olsner> as long as you\'re in company where no-one knows both, you can always say either "that\'s just like welsh ll" or "that\'s just like klingon tlh"
<Taneb> learn Tanebventions include D-modules and automatic squirrel feeders
<Phantom_Hoover> delquote 940
<oerjan> sed -i \'1N; s/\\n//\' bin/olist
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'1P; s/\\n//\' bin/olist
<oerjan> echo \' Sgeo\' >>bin/olist
<oerjan> pastelogs fueue
<fizzie> printf \'%s\\n\' \'#!/bin/sh\' \'echo "$@" | perl -C7 -pe \'\\\'\'chomp; $_ = join(" ", map { ord } split //, $_);\'\\\' > bin/ord
<fizzie> chmod a+x bin/ord
<fizzie> printf \'%s\\n\' \'#!/bin/sh\' \'exec perl -C7 -pe \'\\\'\'chomp; $_ = join(" ", map { ord } split //, $_);\'\\\' > bin/ord
<oerjan> delquote 944
<oerjan> addquote Testing this bitch
<oerjan> hg diff -r1891:1871 | patch -p1
<oerjan> pastelogs hg.*patch
<oerjan> pastelogs patch
<Sgeo> pastequotes Bike
<ais523> pastequotes fizzie
<ais523> pastequotes zzo38
<ais523> pastequotes elliott
<ais523> pastequotes oerjan
<ais523> pastequotes monqy
<ais523> pastequotes Sgeo
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/< Sgeo>/<Sgeo>/\' quotes
<Bike> addquote < Sgeo> I feel like (A.~[:i.[:!#) is verbose
<monqy> pastequotes sgeo
<oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> If that sexy_goats had some sort of namespace, so other things could add their own sexy_goats method to Object or whatever to do something different, I would have no complaint
<kmc> addquote <RodgerTheGreat> an ieee-754 double does not have enough granular precision to express how little I care
<Jafet> sed -ie \'s,UTF-32,UTF-16LE,\' bin/\\?
<Jafet> sed -ie \'s,UTF-16,UTF-32,\' bin/\\?
<Jafet> sed -ie \'s, | cat$,;,\' bin/\\?
<Jafet> sed -ie \'s,urandom,urandom | cat,\' bin/\\?
<Jafet> sed -ie \'2 s,$, | tr A-Z a-z | sed "s/ *$//"),\' bin/\\?
<Jafet> revert
<Jafet> revert
<Jafet> revert
<Jafet> revert
<Jafet> sed -ie \'s, | tr.*,,\' bin/\\?
<Jafet> sed -ie \'s,tr -d .*,iconv -f UTF-16 -t UTF-8 -c /dev/urandom | tr -d "\\\\r",\' bin/\\?
<Jafet> revert
<Jafet> revert
<Jafet> sed -ie \'s,-c;,-c | head -c 1000;,\' bin/\\?
<Jafet> sed -ie \'s,-f UTF-8,-f UTF-16,\' bin/\\?
<Jafet> sed -ie \'s,/dev/urandom,/dev/urandom | iconv -f UTF-8 -t UTF-8 -c,\' bin/\\?
<Jafet> sed -ie \'s,\\[:print:\\],[:print:]\\\\r,\' bin/\\?
<Jafet> sed -ie \'s,cat /dev/urandom,tr -d "[:print:]" </dev/urandom,\' bin/\\?
<Jafet> sed -ie \'3 s,.*,if ! expr "$id" ">=" 0 "\\&" "$id" "<" $(wc -l <quotes) >/dev/null; then id=$(expr $RANDOM % $(wc -l <quotes); fi,\' bin/delquote
<Jafet> sed -e \'3 s/.*/if ! expr "$id" \'>=\' 0 \'&\' "$id" \'<\' $(wc -l <quotes) >/dev/null; then $id=$(expr $RANDOM % $(wc -l <quotes); fi/\' bin/quotes
<monqy> delquote 499
<monqy> delquote 942
<coppro> addquote <Sgeo> You miss out on a lot of speculation, which is pretty essential to understanding what\'s going on
<coppro> revert
<coppro> addquote <Sgeo> Sgeo> You miss out on a lot of speculation, which is pretty essential to understanding what\'s going on
<monqy> sed -ie \'s/  monqy//\' bin/list
<Jafet> sed -ie \'s/$/ monqy/\' bin/list
<elliott> addquote <kmc> "it\'s like The Big Bang Theory but for black people instead of nerds"
<shachaf> sed -i s/-/\\ / wisdom/elliot
<Taneb> echo "No-one was ever called Elliot." > wisdom/elliot
<oerjan> pastelogs qqqqqqqqq
<shachaf> learn Thyme itself is only an abstract approximation of oregano.
<oerjan> addquote <elliott> well what is time  <elliott> imo: an illusion [...] <Taneb> elliott, I think it\'s more like a burrito  <Taneb> If you have too much of time you get ill  <Taneb> But damn it felt good  <Taneb> You only get out what you put in, unless your time was made by someone else, which isn\'t as fun  <ais523> burritos don\'t work like that!
<oerjan> echo "There are two kinds of fields. Those where you can divide (except by zero), and those where you can conquer." >wisdom/field
<oerjan> echo "Addition, subtraction and multiplication have a certain ring to them." >wisdom/ring
<Taneb> learn Inverness is a city in Scotland. The ring road isn\'t multiplicative.
<oerjan> sed -i -e 1N -e \'s/\\n//\' wisdom/elliott
<oerjan> echo " He is also tire." >>wisdom/elliott
<oerjan> revert
<elliott> learn elliott is tire
<Bike> echo "Like the shorter and more familiar strings of stringed musical instruments, the cable of a space elevator has a natural resonant frequency." >"wisdom/space elevator"
<Jafet> sed -ie \'s/$/ Sgeo drives the bus./\' wisdom/narutoverse
<Bike> learn narutoverse is a place where they haven\'t heard of having a bus factor of >1.
<kmc> addquote <fungot> Bike: the best acid? where is it?
<shachaf> > bin/quonoid echo quote monoid; chmod +x bin/quonoid
<shachaf> learn kmc ran the International Devious Code Contest of 2013
<shachaf> learn kmc ran the Internation Devious Code Contest of 2013
<oerjan> sed -i -e \'3d\' -e \'4acd wisdom\' bin/\'?\'
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i -e \'2d\' -e \'3acd wisdom\' bin/\'?\'
<oerjan> sed -i -e \'2acd wisdom\' -e \'s/wisdom\\///\' bin/\'?\'
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/ exit 0;//\' bin/\'?\'
<FreeFull> rm bluh
<oerjan> learn shachaf spr\xc3\xb8 som selleri and cosplays Nepeta Leijon on weekends.
<oerjan> rm wisdom/shachaf?*
<oerjan> cd wisdom; mv shachaf*. "shachaf\xc3\xb8 som selleri and cosplays nepeta leijon on weekends."
<elliott> ls wisdom | paste
<oerjan> learn Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb, rhubarb: rhubarb rhubarb? Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb rhubarb.
<oerjan> echo "The U are a very mad people." >wisdom/\'the u\'
<oerjan> mv wisdom/finns wisdom/finn
<oerjan> rm wisdom/d-modules
<oerjan> mv wisdom/monads wisdom/monad
<oerjan> rm q{,.1,.2}
<oerjan> cat q >bin/\'?\'
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/q
<oerjan> mv q bin/\'?\'
<oerjan> cat q.2 >q
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/q
<Bike> learn $1? \xef\xbf\xbd\xef\xbf\xbd\\(\xef\xbf\xbd\xef\xbf\xbd_o)/\xef\xbf\xbd\xef\xbf\xbd
<oerjan> cat q.1 >q
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/q
<oerjan> chmod a+x q
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/q
<oerjan> rm url*
<oerjan> echo test | paste
<oerjan> cat url.2 >bin/url
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/url
<oerjan> cat url.1 >bin/url
<oerjan> cat url >bin/url
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/url
<oerjan> chmod a+x url
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/url
<elliott> rm bin/run
<elliott> rm run
<FreeFull> cp run run~; echo "\\#!/bin/sh\\necho -ne \'Mmm, pie!\'\\n" > run
<FreeFull> cp run run~; echo "\\#!/bin/sh\\necho -ne \'Mmm, pie!\'\\n"
<FreeFull> dd if=/dev/zero of=bluh bs=1M
<oerjan> cat bin/\'?\' | paste
<fizzie> printf \'%s\\n\' \'#!/usr/bin/perl -p\' \'s/([aeiouy])h([bcdfghjklmnpqrstvxz])/$1$2/ig\' > bin/unh; chmod +x bin/unh  # I\'m sure we need all these
<boily> learn ub is a saner hub.
<Gregor> learn Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.)
<elliott> revert
<Bike> sed -i s/h//g wisdom/welcome
<Bike> sed -i s/h// wisdom/welcome
<kmc> addquote <Bike> well he could register the new tld for just a few thousand fucks
<Sgeo> h! wisdom/welcome
<shachaf> learn Pizza is a kind of rhubarb pie made without rhubarb.
<oerjan> rm wisdom/pasley
<boily> learn Parsley is a girl in the South Seas. Persil est une demoiselle des Mers du Sud.
<boily> learn Pasley is a girl in the South Seas. Persil est une demoiselle des Mers du Sud.
<shachaf> learn Parsley is a girl in the South Seas.
<oerjan> learn \xc3\x98 escaped due to a sensitive case bug
<oerjan> sed -i -e \'s/else/else # Save making a file when it already exists./\' bin/paste
<oerjan> rm paste.1
<oerjan> echo test | paste
<oerjan> cat paste.1 >bin/paste
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/paste
<oerjan> paste nosuchfile
<shachaf> paste test
<shachaf> h! test
<oerjan> paste test
<shachaf> rm testfile
<shachaf> h! testfile
<shachaf> sed -i s/i/i\\\'\\\'\\ -/ bin/h\\!
<shachaf> welcome > testfile
<shachaf> echo \'perl -ipe \'\\\'\'s/([aeiouy])([bcdfghjklmnpqrstvxz])/$1h$2/ig\'\\\'\' "$1"\' > bin/\'h!\'; chmod +x bin/\'h!\'
<oerjan> (echo \'#!/usr/bin/perl -p\'; echo \'s/([aeiouy])([bcdfghjklmnpqrstvxz])/$1h$2/ig\') >bin/h
<oerjan> printf "%s" \'#!/usr/bin/perl -p\'"\\n"\'s/([aeiouy])([bcdfghjklmnpqrstvxz])/$1h$2/ig\' >bin/h
<shachaf> echo \'welcome "$@" | h\' > bin/wehlcohme; chmod +x bin/wehlcohme
<shachaf> echo \'perl -pe \'\\\'\'s/([aeiouy])([bcdfghjklmnpqrstvxz])/$1h$2/ig\'\\\'\'\' > bin/h; chmod +x bin/h
<Jafet> mv bin/q bin/\\?
<Jafet> touch wisdom/ngevd
<Jafet> rm wisdom/ngevd
<Jafet> echo -e \'#!/bin/sh\\ntopic=$(echo "$1" | tr A-Z a-z | sed "s/ *$//")\\n([ \\( "$topic" = "ngevd" \\) -a \\( -e wisdom/ngevd \\) ] && cat /dev/urandom && exit 0; ) || [ -e "wisdom/$topic" ] || { echo "$1? \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0_o)/\xc2\xaf"; exit 1; }\\ncat "wisdom/$topic"\' > bin/q
<Jafet> touch wisdom/ngevd
<Jafet> rm wisdom/ngevd
<Jafet> forget Jafet
<Jafet> echo -e \'#!/bin/sh\\ntopic=$(echo "$1" | tr A-Z a-z | sed "s/ *$//")\\n([ "$topic" = "ngevd" -a -e wisdom/ngevd ] && cat /dev/urandom; exit 0; ) || [ -e "wisdom/$topic" ] || { echo "$1? \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0_o)/\xc2\xaf"; exit 1; }\\ncat "wisdom/$topic"\' > bin/q
<Jafet> chmod +x bin/q
<Jafet> echo -e \'#!/bin/sh\\ntopic=$(echo "$1" | tr A-Z a-z | sed "s/ *$//")\\n([ "$topic" = "ngevd" && -e wisdom/ngevd ] && cat /dev/urandom; exit 0; ) || [ -e "wisdom/$topic" ] || { echo "$1? \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0_o)/\xc2\xaf"; exit 1; }\\ncat "wisdom/$topic"\' > bin/q
<oerjan> ln -s /dev/urandom wisdom/ngevd
<Jafet> rm wisdom/ngevd && ln /dev/urandom wisdom/ngevd
<oerjan> learn Atrix is a brand of hand cream.  Not to be confused with atriq.
<shachaf> ln wisdom/d-module{,s}
<oerjan> echo >wisdom/tadpole A tadpole is like a flagpole, but underwater.
<oerjan> echo >wisdom/flagpole A flagpole is like a tadpole, but with a flag on top.
<shachaf> learn Friends make graphs together / La la la la
<oerjan> learn Claustrophobia thought the wisdom database was getting too crowded, so left.
<shachaf> sed -i s/bcdgklmnpqrstvxz/bcdfghjklmnpqrstvxz/ bin/\\?{h,hh}
<shachaf> learn Jafet is a boojum
<shachaf> sed -i s,/g,/ig, bin/\\?{h,hh}
<shachaf> rm bin/?hhh
<shachaf> >bin/\'?hhh\' echo \'? "$@" | perl -pe \'\\\'\'s/([aeiouy])([bcdgklmnpqrstvxz]+)/$1h$2/g\'\\\'\'\'; chmod +x bin/\\?hhh
<shachaf> chmod +x bin/\\?hh
<shachaf> >bin/\'?hh\' echo \'? "$@" | perl -pe \'\\\'\'s/([aeiouy])([bcdgklmnpqrstvxz])/$1h$2/g\'\\\'\'\'
<shachaf> mv wisdom/\\?h bin/
<shachaf> chmod +x wisdom/\\?h
<shachaf> >wisdom/\'?h\' echo \'? "$@" | perl -pe \'\\\'\'s/([aeiouy])([bcdgklmnpqrstvxz])\\b/$1h$2/g\'\\\'\'\'
<elliott> addquote <kmc> the pok\xc3\xa9mon theme is very similar to eye of the tiger and not as good
<shachaf> learn \xc3\xb8 is not going anywhere
<shachaf> learn i love monoids
<shachaf> echo dumb > wisdom/devious
<shachaf> learn Monoids are the easy version of categories.
<elliott> rm wisdom/monoids
<shachaf> learn monoids are so easy :D
<shachaf> >wisdom/\'substructural typing\' echo Not to be confused with structural subtyping.
<shachaf> >wisdom/\'structural subtyping\' echo Not to be confused with substructural typing.
<shachaf> >wisdom/cyberiad echo The Cyberiad is not just a book.
<oerjan> echo "A szoup a szil\xc3\xa1rd t\xc3\xa1pszereknek h\xc3\xadg alakban val\xc3\xb3 elk\xc3\xa9sz\xc3\xadt\xc3\xa9se a c\xc3\xa9lb\xc3\xb3l, hogy k\xc3\xb6nnyebben em\xc3\xa9szthet\xc5\x91k legyenek; a h\xc3\xadg\xc3\xadt\xc3\xb3 anyag a viz, mely feloldja s mag\xc3\xa1ba veszi a t\xc3\xa1panyag leg\xc3\xa9rt\xc3\xa9kesebb r\xc3\xa9szeit." >wisdom/szoup
<oerjan> echo "What soup, Doc?" >wisdom/soup
<oerjan> echo "What soup, doc?" >wisdom/soup
<olsner> learn soup is like soup
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/is/iz/\' wisdom/gazspaczo
<oerjan> learn gazspaczo is a hungarian szoup, tradizsonally szerved cold for hot szummer dayz
<oerjan> learn gazspacho is a hungarian szoup, tradizsonally szerved cold for hot szummer dayz
<oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> Actually, just as a guess, J might be worse than APL because it\'s restricted to normal (ascii?) characters, I guess
<shachaf> learn gaszpacho is a polish soup, traditionally szerved cold for hot szummer days
<Sgeo> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> why the fuc  <oerjan> i was very annoyed.  <Phantom_Hoover> k  <Phantom_Hoover> are my socks  <Phantom_Hoover> in the wastebin
<Sgeo> revert
<Sgeo> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> why the fuc <oerjan> i was very annoyed. <Phantom_Hoover> k <Phantom_Hoover> are my socks <Phantom_Hoover> in the wastebin
<elliott> echo "#!/bin/sh" >bin/undo; echo \'hg diff -c "$@" | patch -R\' >>bin/undo; chmod +x bin/undo
<boily> rm wisdom/\\`learn
<boily> learn `learn learns about `learn.
<oerjan> rm wisdom/d-modules
<Taneb> learn D-Modules are simply modules in the ring of differential operators. Taneb invented them.
<Gregor> hg diff -r1703:1702 | patch -p1
<Gregor> revert 1713
<oerjan> cd wisdom; mv ngevd ..; sed -i \'s/dahl/dal/g\' * ; mv ../ngevd .
<oerjan> rm wisdom/categories
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> rm wisdom/monads; ln -s wisdom/monad wisdom/monads
<elliott> rm wisdom/monad tutorial
<Gregor> ln -s category wisdom/categories
<oerjan> sed -i -e \'1N\' -e \'s/\\n//\' wisdom/d-module
<oerjan> fmt wisdom/d-modules >wisdom/d-module; rm wisdom/d-modules
<Jafet> rm wisdom/gazpacho && ln -s gaspacho wisdom/gazpacho
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/$/ (see also: d-modules)/\' wisdom/taneb
<shachaf> mv ngevd wisdom/
<shachaf> sed -i s/dal/dahl/g wisdom/*
<shachaf> mv wisdom/ngevd .
<shachaf> rm wisdom/quote formatting
<shachaf> for f in wisdom/*; do [ "$f" == "wisdom/ngevd" ] && continue; echo "$f:"; cat "$f"; echo ---; done | paste
<Phantom_Hoover> echo >>wisdom/d-modules " Taneb invented them."
<shachaf> for f in wisdom/*; do [ "$f" == "ngevd" ] && continue; echo "$f:"; cat "$f"; echo ---; done | paste
<shachaf> for f in wisdom/*; do echo "$f:"; cat "$f"; echo ---; done | paste
<shachaf> echo >wisdom/\'footnote 8\' "Isn\'t it fun reading through all the footnotes?"
<c00kiemon5ter> mv bin/nseen bin/gaseen
<c00kiemon5ter> sed -i \'s/awk/gawk/\' bin/nseen
<Taneb> ls wisdom | paste
<Taneb> ls /wisdom | paste
<Phantom_Hoover> learn D-modules are just modules over the ring of differential operators.
<c00kiemon5ter> mv QPGU bin/nseen; chmod 755 bin/nseen
<c00kiemon5ter> fetch http://sprunge.us/QPGU
<oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> I searched for newspeak sgeo  <Sgeo> "Did you mean: newspeak good "
<shachaf> addquote <zzo38> I do study philosophy of much.
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/"$//\' wisdom/brainfuck
<shachaf> delquote 933
<shachaf> addquote <Bike>why is the qdbformat even a thing
<Fiora> addquote <kmc> a social network for household appliances  <kmc> like, it\'s one thing to have a washing machine that tweets at you when your laundry is done  <kmc> but another to have a washing machine that posts to its own wall and can become friends with the toaster  <kmc> "Toaster and Bathtub are now: It\'s Complicated"
<Fiora> delquote 932
<Fiora> addquote <kmc> a social network for household appliances  <kmc> like, it\'s one thing to have a washing machine that tweets at you when your laundry is done <kmc> but another to have a washing machine that posts to its own wall and can become friends with the toaster  <kmc> "Toaster and Bathtub are now: It\'s Complicated"
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> most things i hear about \'startup culture\' set off the poe\'s law detector
<elliott> addquote <ais523> if you mentioned you\'d rewritten textutils (or is cat coreutils?), I might have guessed what was wrong with the program
<oerjan> addquote <evincar> okay so like  <evincar> do  <fizzie> Or do not?  <evincar> no no  <evincar> do  <evincar> There is no do not.
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/pasta/"pasta|spaghetti|macaroni|maccheroni|ravioli|fusilli|tortellini|noodle|tagliatelle"/\' bin/pastaquote
<oerjan> addquote <ais523> oerjan: humans are very hard to anthropomorphise
<Bike_> pastequotes itidus20
<shachaf> pastequotes <zzo38>
<shachaf> addquote <zzo38> Eat people who are in the "food jail".
<shachaf> cp bin/qu{achaf,eegan}; sed -i s/shachaf/kmc/ bin/queegan
<c00kiemon5ter> rm bin/pseen
<c00kiemon5ter> paste dbg.out
<c00kiemon5ter> bash -x bin/pseen fizzie &>dbg.out
<c00kiemon5ter> bash -x bin/pseen fizzie 2>&1 1>dbg.out
<c00kiemon5ter> sed -i \'s/????/2013/\' bin/pseen
<c00kiemon5ter> sed -i \'s/^while \\[/[/\' bin/pseen
<c00kiemon5ter> mv LbMU bin/pseen && chmod 755 bin/pseen
<c00kiemon5ter> fetch http://sprunge.us/LbMU
<c00kiemon5ter> mv gMba bin/pseen && chmod 755 bin/pseen
<c00kiemon5ter> fetch http://sprunge.us/gMba
<c00kiemon5ter> mv cAib bin/pseen && chmod 755 bin/pseen
<c00kiemon5ter> fetch http://sprunge.us/cAib
<c00kiemon5ter> mv bQhS bin/pseen && chmod 755 bin/pseen
<c00kiemon5ter> fetch http://sprunge.us/bQhS
<c00kiemon5ter> mv GBiS bin/pseen && chmod 755 bin/pseen
<c00kiemon5ter> fetch http://sprunge.us/GBiS
<c00kiemon5ter> mv NMTf bin/pseen && chmod 755 bin/pseen
<c00kiemon5ter> fetch http://sprunge.us/NMTf
<c00kiemon5ter> mv fbBi bin/pseen && chmod 755 bin/pseen
<c00kiemon5ter> fetch http://sprunge.us/fbBi
<c00kiemon5ter> sed -i \'s/done/done | tail -n1/\' bin/pseen
<c00kiemon5ter> sed -i \'s/file\\[/files[/\' bin/pseen
<c00kiemon5ter> mv YUeK bin/pseen && chmod 755 bin/pseen
<c00kiemon5ter> fetch http://sprunge.us/YUeK
<c00kiemon5ter> sed -i \'s/do$/do echo "$file"/\' bin/pseen
<c00kiemon5ter> mv cZYR bin/pseen && chmod 755 bin/pseen
<c00kiemon5ter> fetch http://sprunge.us/cZYR
<c00kiemon5ter> sed -i \'s/^n=.*/&; n="${n,,}"/\' bin/aseen
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/print "not lately; try `seen $n ever"/print $e eq "ever" ? "not that I remember" : "not lately; try `seen $n ever"/\' bin/seen
<fizzie> paste < bin/seen
<c00kiemon5ter> mv fLKT bin/aseen && chmod 755 bin/aseen
<c00kiemon5ter> fetch http://sprunge.us/fLKT
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/not lately/not lately; try `seen $n ever/\' bin/seen
<fizzie> mv bin/seen2 bin/seen
<fizzie> echo \'($n,$e)=split /\\s+/, join(" ",@ARGV); $n=~s/ *$//; $c="ls -r /var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??.txt"; $c.=" | head -n 30" unless $e eq "ever"; @f=split /\\s+/, `$c`; for $f (@f) { open F,"<$f"; @l=grep(/^..:..:..: <$n>/i,<F>); close F; if (@l) { $b=$f;  $b=~s#.*/(.*?).txt#$1#; print "$b $l[-1]"; exit 1; } } print "not lately";\' >> bin/seen2
<fizzie> head -n 1 < bin/seen > bin/seen2
<fizzie> chmod a+x bin/seen2
<fizzie> echo \'$n=shift @ARGV; $n=~s/ *$//; $c="ls -r /var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??.txt"; $c.=" | head -n 30" unless (shift @ARGV) eq "ever"; @f=split /\\s+/, `$c`; for $f (@f) { open F,"<$f"; @l=grep(/^..:..:..: <$n>/i,<F>); close F; if (@l) { $b=$f;  $b=~s#.*/(.*?).txt#$1#; print "$b $l[-1]"; exit 1; } } print "not lately";\' >> bin/seen2
<fizzie> head -n 1 < bin/seen > bin/seen2
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/$b $l/$b:$l/\' bin/seen
<c00kiemon5ter> chmod 755 bin/bseen
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/......txt#$1/#/\' bin/seen
<c00kiemon5ter> mv YPLg bin/bseen
<c00kiemon5ter> fetch http://sprunge.us/YPLg
<c00kiemon5ter> sed -i \'s,/}",&;,\' bin/bseen
<c00kiemon5ter> chmod 755 bin/bseen
<c00kiemon5ter> mv bseen bin/bseen
<c00kiemon5ter> mv DOiJ bseen
<c00kiemon5ter> fetch http://sprunge.us/DOiJ
<c00kiemon5ter> mv ZfLF bseen
<c00kiemon5ter> fetch http://sprunge.us/ZfLF
<elliott> sed -i \'s/".t .n .m"/"$t.txt:$n $m/\' bseen
<c00kiemon5ter> mv ZfLF bseen
<c00kiemon5ter> fetch http://sprunge.us/ZfLF
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s#shuf#shuf | sed s/oe/\xc3\xb8/g#\' bin/qu\xc3\xb8rjan  # department of redundancy removal department (it was identical to quoerjan)
<fizzie> mv bin/seen2 bin/seen  # meh, good enough
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/n 5/n 30/\' bin/seen2
<fizzie> echo \'$n=shift @ARGV; $n=~s/ *$//; @f=split /\\s+/, `ls -r /var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??.txt | head -n 5`; for $f (@f) { open F,"<$f"; @l=grep(/^..:..:..: <$n>/i,<F>); close F; if (@l) { $b=$f; $b=~s#.*/(.*?).txt#$1#; print "$b $l[-1]"; exit 1; } } print "not lately";\' >> bin/seen2
<fizzie> echo \'#! /usr/bin/env perl\' > bin/seen2
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/-v/-vIGNORECASE=1 -v/\' bin/seen
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/-v/-v IGNORECASE=1 -v/\' bin/seen
<fizzie> cp bin/seen bin/seen2
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/END/BEGIN{IGNORECASE=1} END/\' bin/seen2
<fizzie> cp bin/seen bin/seen2
<Deewiant> sed -i \'s/")"/" .txt)"/\' bin/seen
<fizzie> rm bin/seen2
<Deewiant> sed -i \'s/vs/vf="$(basename "$file")" -vs/;s/print /print f,/\' bin/seen
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/$1/${1% }/\' bin/seen  # special cases are just fine
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/$1/${1% }/\' bin/seen2
<fizzie> cp bin/seen bin/seen2
<c00kiemon5ter> printf \'%s\\n\' \'#!/bin/sh\' \'ls -r /var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??.txt | while read -r file; do awk -vs="^..:..:..: <$1>" \'\\\'\'$0 ~ s{x=$0} END{if(!x) exit 1; print x}\'\\\'\' "$file" && break; done\' >bin/seen
<c00kiemon5ter> wget http://sprunge.us/bCUe -O bin/seen
<c00kiemon5ter> curl -s http://sprunge.us/bCUe >bin/seen
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/-P/-H -P/\' bin/seen
<elliott> echo "#!/bin/sh" >bin/seen; echo \'cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric\' >>bin/seen; echo \'ls -r | grep "....-..-..\\.txt" | while read file; do grep -P -i "^..:..:..: <$1>" $file | tail -n 1; done | head -n 1\' >>bin/seen; chmod +x bin/seen
<elliott> echo "#!/bin/sh" >bin/seen; echo \'cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric\' >>bin/seen; echo \'for file in $(ls -r | grep "....-..-..\\.txt"); do grep -P -i "^..:..:..: <$1>" $file; done | head -n 1\' >>bin/seen; chmod +x bin/seen
<elliott> echo "#!/bin/sh" >bin/seen; echo \'cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric\' >>bin/seen; echo \'for file in $(ls -r | grep "....-..-..\\.txt"); do grep -P -i "^..:..:..: <$1>" $file; done | tail -n 1\' >>bin/seen; chmod +x bin/seen
<elliott> sed -is \'s/grep/grep -P -i/\' bin/seen
<ion> printf \'%s\\n\' \'#!/bin/sh\' "find /var/irclogs/_esoteric -mindepth 1 -maxdepth 1 -type f -name \'????-??-??.txt\' | sort -r | xargs -d\'\\n\' -r tac -- | grep \\"^..:..:..: <"\'$1\'">\\" | head -n 1" >bin/seen; chmod 755 bin/seen; cat bin/seen
<ion> printf \'%s\\n\' \'#!/bin/sh\' "find /var/irclogs/_esoteric -mindepth 1 -maxdepth 1 -type f -name \'????-??-??.txt\' | sort -r | xargs -d\'\\n\' -r grep \\"^..:..:..: <"\'$1\'">\\" -- | tail -n 1" >bin/seen; chmod 755 bin/seen; cat bin/seen
<ion> printf \'%s\\n\' \'#!/bin/sh\' "find /var/irclogs/_esoteric -mindepth 1 -maxdepth 1 -type f -name \'????-??-??.txt\' | sort -r | xargs -d\'\\n\' -r grep \'^..:..:..: <"\'$1\'">\' -- | tail -n 1" >bin/seen; chmod 755 bin/seen; cat bin/seen
<elliott> echo "#!/bin/sh" >bin/seen; echo \'cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric\' >>bin/seen; echo \'grep "^..:..:..: <$1>" ????-??-??.txt | tail -n 1\' >>bin/seen; chmod +x bin/seen
<elliott> echo "#!/bin/sh" >bin/seen; echo \'cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric\' >>/bin/seen; echo \'grep "^..:..:..: <$1>" ????-??-??.txt | tail -n 1\' >>bin/seen; chmod +x bin/seen
<elliott> echo "#!/bin/sh" >bin/seen; echo \'grep "^..:..:..: <$1>" /var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??.txt | tail -n 1\' >>bin/seen; chmod +x bin/seen
<Taneb> learn ehird is the person who Taneb definitely isn\'t.
<oerjan> addquote <Bike> back in high school a guy printed out the entire script of portal 1 and was reading it out during a field trip.  it\'s possible i\'m mentally scarred
<elliott> delquote 925
<elliott> addquote <olsner> Gregor: are you in the brony documentary?
<elliott> addquote <olsner> Gregor: are you in the brony documentary
<fizzie> cat bin/paste | paste
<oerjan> pastelogs fueue.*eof
<oerjan> pastelogs fueue.*
<oerjan> addquote <ais523> you can define Feather as "Smalltalk done right" if you want to confuse people into wondering why that would involve time travel stuff and all that
<oerjan> addquote <ais523> in Smalltalk, as in Feather, in order to do I/O, you must first create the universe  <Sgeo> ais523, it seems quite capable of I/O... GUI is a form of I/O  <ais523> Sgeo: yeah exactly  <ais523> where does the GUI come from?  <ais523> it\'s written in Smalltalk, clearly  <ais523> and how does the GUI do its I/O?  <ais523> if you think about the issue for too long, you end up inventing Feather
<oerjan> learn Oregon is the home of Oregano. Gregor used to take care of the color scheme, but then he left.
<Bike> echo "Oregon is pronounced \\"The End of Sexual Instict and the Hydrogen Bomb War\\"" > wisdom/oregon
<FreeFull> learn `learn is `learn
<olsner> learn irc is useless.
<Gregor> learn California is pronounced "Caliphate-ornery-I-A"
<Sgeo_> sed -i "s/echo/echo\\ Taneb/" bin/list
<FreeFull> chmod +x quines/cat
<shachaf> touch quines/cat
<shachaf> touch quines/python quines/perl
<shachaf> touch quines/ruby
<Bike> sed -i s/shachaf// bin/list
<Sgeo_> sed -i s/Taneb/echo/ Taneb/ bin/list
<Sgeo_> chmod a+x bin/list
<Sgeo_> chmod a+x bin/olist
<Sgeo_> echo "echo shachaf oerjan" > bin/olist
<Phantom_Hoover> paste bin/list
<Phantom_Hoover> echo Taneb atriq Ngevd Fiora nortti Sgeo alot shachaf > bin/list
<Phantom_Hoover> rm bin/list
<Phantom_Hoover> paste bin/list
<Phantom_Hoover> echo shachaf >> bin/list
<Bike> pastequotes Bike
<shachaf> pastelogs fizzie.*flour
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/  / /g\' wisdom/oceans
<oerjan> echo "The pacific ocean is half the world and surrounded by fire.  The atlantic ocean is less cool than its giant underwater moutain range.  The arctic ocean is cold.  The indian ocean is full of typhoons and non-eurocentric shipping." >wisdom/oceans
<oerjan> sed -i \'922s/   /  /g\' quotes
<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> Taneb: STOP TRYING TO GET LENS INTO EVERYTHING  <shachaf> Bike: You should use lens!   <Taneb> NEVER  <Bike> shachaf: i\'m getting mixed messages here
<oerjan> addquote <elliott> okay so  <elliott> i went to wikimapia per Bike  <elliott> and found a tiny little nowhere that looked like it might be it  <elliott> zoomed in  <elliott> thought aw yeah this looks remote maybe it\'s it  <elliott> turns out it\'s hawaii  <elliott> i am not very good at this
<Phantom_Hoover> ls wisdom | paste
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/  / /\' wisdom/fiora
<Bike> learn Fiora is from some island somewhere.  She just doesn\'t want to be bothered, as she works out her domination plan as immortal queen of the dragons.
<Phantom_Hoover> learn Fiora is from some island somewhere.
<Phantom_Hoover> learn Bike is from Luxembourg.
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/  / /\' wisdom/helsinki
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/ in/,/\' wisdom/helsinki
<oerjan> learn Helsinki is the capital of Finland.  Its main suburb is Hexham in Northumberland.
<oerjan> addquote <Bike> Usually I\'d use Rankine, but the fucking weather doesn\'t support it.
<kmc> addquote <shachaf> FOUR SIMULTANEOUS TYPE SYSTEMS IN A SINGLE ROTATION OF THE LAMBDA CUBE
<boily> learn boily is Canadian or something. We are not sure about Canada\'s existence.
<shachaf> learn Fiora just wants to be left alone.
<Taneb> learn shachaf spr\xf8 som selleri and cosplays Nepeta Leijon on weekends.
<Taneb> echo "echo Taneb atriq Ngevd Fiora nortti Sgeo alot" > bin/list
<Taneb> cat bin/list | sed "s/Ngevd/Sgeo/" > bin/list
<elliott> pastelogs shachaf.*(i love|they are)
<oerjan> addquote <quintopia> is there a way to tag things on wikipedia as "wtf this makes no sense"?  <elliott> quintopia: {{featured article}}
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> addquote <quintopia> is there a way to tag things on wikipedia as "wtf this makes no sense"? <elliott> quintopia: {{featured article}}
<oerjan> karma+ karma
<oerjan> karma+ karma
<elliott> addquote <oerjan> fungot knows all.  <fungot> oerjan: you are correct. there\'s no freedom for free.
<elliott> rm bin/welcoerjan
<shachaf> echo \'welcome oerjan\' > bin/welcoerjan; chmod +x bin/welcoerjan
<elliott> addquote <Bike> I\'ve heard the manga of Das Kapital is actually pretty good.
<elliott> addquote <kmc> maybe i like pigeons too much
<elliott> addquote <kmc> i fell in love with the first gimmick twitter account that i met who could appreciate georges bataille
<elliott> pastelogs poppavic
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/elliot *$/alot/\' bin/list
<Taneb> pastequotes Taneb
<Phantom_Hoover> addquote <fizzie> What I learned on the Prolog course is that it\'s a good language if you need a thing that can say "No" a lot.
<Sgeo> chmod a+x bin/list
<elliott> echo "ask Bike" >wisdom/burma
<shachaf> rm hello there
<shachaf> >\'hello there\' echo helloerjan
<oerjan> echo "Information on the THEM has been removed for national security reasons." >wisdom/\'the them\'
<oerjan> echo "The US is the country opposed to the THEM." >wisdom/\'the us\'
<oerjan> echo "See America." | tee wisdom/usa >wisdom/\'united states\'
<oerjan> echo "This wisdom entry had to be removed due to a DMCA takedown notice." >wisdom/america
<nortti> cat bin/paste | paste
<oerjan> echo hi | paste
<oerjan> sed -i "s/paste.\'/paste./" bin/paste
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/^echo .*tip\\//url /\' bin/paste
<shachaf> rm list
<oerjan> addquote <zzo38> What is your opinion on the Catholic doctrine and tradition and so on?  <Bike> i give it 7/10.
<Bike> echo \'echo Taneb atriq Ngevd Fiora nortti elliot\' > bin/list
<nortti> sed -i 2d bin/list
<elliott> revert
<nortti> sed -i \'2d;1s/$/ elliott/\' bin/list
<Bike> echo " elliot" >> bin/list
<nortti> echo \'echo Taneb atriq Ngevd Fiora nortti\' > bin/list
<elliott> revert 1492
<nortti> echo \'echo Taneb atriq Ngevd Fiora nortti\' > bin/list
<shachaf> rm bin/list
<nortti> echo \'echo Taneb atriq Ngevd Fiora shachaf nortti\' > bin/list
<FreeFull> revert 4
<FreeFull> revert
<Sgeo> revert
<olsner> echo shachaf >> list
<olsner> makelist list
<shachaf> rm bin/list
<nortti> sed -i \'1s/$/shachaf nortti/\' bin/list
<olsner> sed -i /Lists:/d bin/lists
<olsner> echo list >> bin/lists
<olsner> sed -i s/list/Lists:/ bin/lists
<olsner> echo list >> bin/lists
<olsner> makelist bin/lists
<olsner> echo echo \\\'\'tail -n +2 $0 | xargs echo; exit 0\'\\\' \\>\\$1\\;chmod +x \\$1 > bin/makelist
<olsner> lists
<olsner> echo list >> bin/lists
<olsner> makelist bin/lists
<olsner> chmod +x bin/makelist
<olsner> echo echo \\\'\'tail -n +2 $0 | paste -s -d" "; exit 0\'\\\' \\>\\$1\\;chmod +x \\$1 > bin/makelist
<shachaf> sed -i s/shachaf// bin/list
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> sed -i s/shachaf// bin/list
<elliott> sed -i \'s/Fiora/Fiora shachaf/\' bin/list # fixed
<shachaf> sed -i s/shachaf// bin/list
<Sgeo> echo shachaf >> bin/list
<nortti> cat bin/list | paste
<nortti> cat list | paste
<Sgeo> chmod a+x bin/list
<Sgeo> echo "echo Taneb atriq Ngevd Fiora" > bin/list
<shachaf> rm the_list
<FreeFull> echo -e "shachaf\\nelliot" > the_list
<Bike> echo "shachaf, elliot" > the_list
<GreyKnight> rm bin/update the_list
<GreyKnight> rm index.html
<GreyKnight> rm -r luabuild
<GreyKnight> rm -r gktemp
<oerjan> learn Heck is where you end up if you don\'t believe in Gosh.
<monqy> rm bin/monad-tutorial
<monqy> rm wisdom/monad-tutorials
<GreyKnight> echo "Monads are like monad tutorials." >> wisdom/monad-tutorials
<GreyKnight> echo "Meet Bob, the Monadic Lover." >> wisdom/monad-tutorials
<GreyKnight> echo "A monad is a container type together with a few methods defined on it. Monads model different kinds of computations." >> wisdom/monad-tutorials
<GreyKnight> echo "A monad is like putting a value in a box." >> wisdom/monad-tutorials
<GreyKnight> echo "A monad is like a \'macro\': All it does is a code-transformation." >> wisdom/monad-tutorials
<GreyKnight> echo "Monads are monsters which can devour values and yield them up when slain." >> wisdom/monad-tutorials
<GreyKnight> echo "I think of monads as computational environments in which you get to make up the rules." >> wisdom/monad-tutorials
<GreyKnight> rm wisdom/monad_tutorials
<GreyKnight> cat wisdom/monad_tutorials >> wisdom/monad-tutorials
<GreyKnight> echo "Actually, programming monads is much like cattle driving!" >> wisdom/monad-tutorials
<GreyKnight> echo "A monad is just a label that you stick onto a value to tell the compiler it\'s not a pure functional value." >> wisdom/monad_tutorials
<GreyKnight> echo \'A Monad is a class with a private field.\' >> wisdom/monad_tutorials
<GreyKnight> echo \'Monads can be used like adapters (the adapter pattern) in OOP.\' >> wisdom/monad_tutorials
<GreyKnight> sed -i s/_/-/ bin/monad-tutorial
<GreyKnight> mv wisdom/monad_tutorials wisdom/monad-tutorials
<GreyKnight> echo \'class Monad m where ; (>>=) :: forall a b. m a -> (a -> m b) -> m b ; (>>) :: forall a b. m a -> m b -> m b ; return :: a -> m a ; fail :: String -> m a\' >> wisdom/monad_tutorials
<GreyKnight> sed -i s/analogies/tutorials/ bin/monad-tutorial
<GreyKnight> mv wisdom/monad_analogies wisdom/monad_tutorials
<GreyKnight> echo "Monads are like overloading the semicolon." >> wisdom/monad_analogies
<GreyKnight> echo "Monads are like when you and a friend are trying to have a conversation about a mutual friend." >> wisdom/monad_analogies
<GreyKnight> ? monad >> wisdom/monad_analogies
<GreyKnight> echo "All space stations must put their astronauts into space suits before sending them out." >> wisdom/monad_analogies
<GreyKnight> echo "shuf -n 1 wisdom/monad_analogies" >> "bin/monad-tutorial"
<GreyKnight> chmod a+x bin/monad-tutorial
<GreyKnight> echo "#!/bin/sh" > "bin/monad-tutorial"
<shachaf> cp -a bin/quoerjan bin/qu\xc3\xb8rjan
<GreyKnight> ? "monad tutorial" >> wisdom/monad_analogies
<GreyKnight> echo "Monads are like burritos." >> wisdom/monad_analogies
<GreyKnight> echo "Monads are a bucket brigade with project managers." >> wisdom/monad_analogies
<GreyKnight> touch wisdom/monad_analogies
<GreyKnight> rm monad_analogies
<GreyKnight> touch monad_analogies
<monqy> echo shachaf >> the_list
<FireFly> cat /dev/urandom | hexdump -C | vi -
<hagb4rd> man aptitude-curses | paste
<hagb4rd> ls /usr/bin | paste
<GreyKnight> echo Fiora >> the_list
<GreyKnight> echo Sgeo > the_list
<GreyKnight> rm gktemp/the_list
<GreyKnight> perl -p -i -e \'s|gktemp/the_list|the_list|\' bin/update
<GreyKnight> chmod a+x bin/update
<GreyKnight> echo "echo \\"\\$(cat gktemp/the_list | xargs -d\'\\\\n\'): update\\"" >> bin/update
<GreyKnight> echo "#!/bin/sh" > bin/update
<GreyKnight> echo "echo \\"\\$(cat gktemp/the_list | xargs -d\'\\\\n\'): update\\"" > bin/update
<GreyKnight> echo "Bike" >> gktemp/the_list
<GreyKnight> echo "Fiora" >> gktemp/the_list
<GreyKnight> echo "Sgeo" > gktemp/the_list
<GreyKnight> echo "Bike" > gktemp/the_list
<GreyKnight> echo "Sgeo" > gktemp/the_list
<GreyKnight> echo "Fiora" > gktemp/the_list
<GreyKnight> sed -i s/tat/dat/ wisdom/quote
<GreyKnight> ln -s wisdom/qdbformat "wisdom/quote formatting"
<elliott> addquote <oerjan> `pastequotes django  <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.5404  <olsner> I\'m still in all of them :(  <olsner> someone else get quoted saying django please
<oerjan> pastequotes django
<oerjan> sed -i \'70s/   *[[]/  [/\' quotes # i think this is the most logical
<FireFly> delquote 911
<FireFly> addquote *poof* *poof*
<elliott> delquote 909
<oerjan> sed -i \'911s/^ *//\' quotes
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'911s/^ */$/\' quotes
<oerjan> sed -i \'911s/>/> /g\' quotes
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> sed -i \'911s/>/> /\' quotes
<oerjan> sed -i \'2,$d\' wisdom/freefull
<oerjan> echo "Quotes are just elements of the quantum dilapitated bogosphere. See qdb." >wisdom/quote #elliott doesn\'t like double spaces _other_ than between quotes
<oerjan> echo "Quotes are just elements of the quantum dilapitated bogosphere.  See qdb." >wisdom/quote
<fizzie> ls wisdom | paste
<nortti> ls wisdom | paste
<oerjan> sed -i \'910s/ [[]...] /[...]/g\' quotes
<hagb4rd> pastelog tail
<hagb4rd> pastelog | tail
<hagb4rd> addquote  * GreyKnight puts some cookies inside a forcefield \xe2\x8c\x87\xe2\x8c\x87 o o o \xe2\x8c\x87\xe2\x8c\x87  <GreyKnight>what now c00kiemon5ter?!?  * c00kiemon5ter omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom  <GreyKnight>but how did he get through the forcefield?!? @u@  <c00kiemon5ter>I did not! the cookielicious force within me grew outside the forcefield absording the crumbles  <GreyKnight>darn cookie physics
<GreyKnight> grep "GreyKnight" quotes | paste
<GreyKnight> cat bin/pastelog | paste
<fizzie> pastequotes
<elliott> pastelogs qdbformat
<elliott> rm wisdom/quote # content already present
<elliott> ls wisdom | paste
<hagb4rd> echo "two spaces between quoted lines.  only one space on each side of [...] ellipses.  no space between nicks and the surrounding <>\'s." > wisdom/quote formatting
<elliott> rm wisdom/quote-fromatting # preserving national secrets and natoinal spelling
<hagb4rd> learn quote-fromatting "two spaces between quoted lines.  only one space on each side of [...] ellipses.  no space between nicks and the surrounding <>\'s."
<hagb4rd> pastelog oerjan.*space.*between
<hagb4rd> pastelog space between
<GreyKnight> addquote <Bike> the idea is that you can get the information you need from reading the other players, isn\'t it  [...]  <Bike> and of course, reading isn\'t limited to facial expressions  [...]  <fizzie> That\'s true, you can read e.g. books.
<hagb4rd> pastelog robocop
<hagb4rd> ls /usr/bin | paste
<Gregor> sleep 5 ; wget http://www.google.com/
<coppro> addquote this quote is formatted wrong to annoy quitopia also it\'s not a quote
<coppro> addquote <coppro> GreyKnight: for instance, you can form a poset category from a bunch of tiles <GreyKnight> oh, that\'s why somebody was conflating category theory with bathroom interior design the other day :-D
<hagb4rd> pastelog <monochrom>
<oerjan> addquote <ais523> btw, I finally discovered what a burrito was, recently  <ais523> they\'re kind of nice to eat  <ais523> but don\'t really resemble monads
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> addquote <ais523> btw, I finally discovered what a burrito was, recently  <<ais523> they\'re kind of nice to eat  <ais523> but don\'t really resemble monads
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> addquote <ais523> btw, I finally discovered what a burrito was, recently  <<ais523> they\'re kind of nice to eat  <<ais523> but don\'t really resemble monads
<GreyKnight> ghc gktemp/target.hs
<GreyKnight> rm gktemp/target.hi
<GreyKnight> rm gktemp/target
<GreyKnight> rm gktemp/target.o
<GreyKnight> ghc gktemp/target.hs
<GreyKnight> rm gktemp/target
<GreyKnight> rm FdNb
<GreyKnight> cat FdNb > gktemp/target.hs
<GreyKnight> fetch http://sprunge.us/FdNb
<GreyKnight> gktemp/cwelcome | ghc gktemp/target.hs
<GreyKnight> mv gktemp/target gktemp/target.hs
<GreyKnight> chmod a+x gktemp/target
<GreyKnight> mv jXOV gktemp/target
<GreyKnight> fetch http://sprunge.us/jXOV
<GreyKnight> chmod a+x gktemp/target
<GreyKnight> mv ZJCe gktemp/target
<GreyKnight> fetch http://sprunge.us/ZJCe
<GreyKnight> chmod a+x gktemp/cwelcome
<GreyKnight> echo "echo \\"$(welcome)\\"" | sed \'s/http:\\/\\/[^ ]*/@./\' >> gktemp/cwelcome
<GreyKnight> echo "#!/bin/sh" > gktemp/cwelcome
<GreyKnight> mv hiJM gktemp/welcome.hs
<GreyKnight> rm welcome.hs
<GreyKnight> fetch http://sprunge.us/hiJM
<GreyKnight> fetch http://sprunge.us/hiJM /hackenv/gktemp/welcome.hs
<fizzie> addquote <fungot> ais523: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions
<elliott> rm bin/emoclaw
<monqy> pastequotes sgeo
<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> When you\'re a logreader, everything is a quote.
<hagb4rd> pastelog > canary
<hagb4rd> pastelog rm.*canary
<c00kiemon5ter> echo foo > canary
<oerjan> echo test >test
<oerjan> touch test
<oerjan> learn Sgeo is a language nomad. (Not to be confused with a language monad.) He invented Metaplace sex.
<GreyKnight> addquote <hagb4rd> what is this set? sounds like shakespear  <fizzie> Yes, that\'s what people often say about Chrono Trigger.
<GreyKnight> addquote <fizzie> GreyKnight: And Gregor itself is kind of a probability distribution spread all over the globe.
<GreyKnight> ? monad tutorial
<Taneb> learn hagb4rd is one spacey fellow. Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.
<coppro> addquote <Taneb> That\'s the problem with Tumblr <Taneb> All the porn titles are taken by non-porn people
<GreyKnight> cat $(which words) | paste
<hagb4rd> pastelog `run cat canary
<Phantom_Hoover> echo tweet > canary
<fizzie> rm wisdom/DisagreeByDeleting  # I don\'t agree
<hagb4rd> echo "DisagreeByDeleting is when a person disagrees with something and deletes it rather than posting an alternative idea alongside the item. See Also: IntellectualViolence" > wisdom/DisagreeByDeleting
<Phantom_Hoover> rm wisdom/IntellectualViolence
<hagb4rd> mv wisdom/IntellecutalViolence wisdom/IntellectualViolence
<hagb4rd> echo "AntiPattern: Intellectual Violence occurs when someone who understands a theory, technology, or buzzword uses this knowledge to intimidate others in a meeting situation. This may happen inadvertently due to the normal reticence of technical people to expose their ignorance." > wisdom/IntellecutalViolence
<GreyKnight> mv luaro* luabuild/rockfiles
<GreyKnight> mv *.rock *.rockspec luabuild/rockfiles
<GreyKnight> echo "Sgeo is a language nomad.  He invented Metaplace sex." > wisdom/sgeo
<GreyKnight> chmod a+x bin/botsnack
<GreyKnight> echo "echo :-D" > bin/botsnack
<hagb4rd> rm robocop
<oerjan> rm bin/quoerjandom
<GreyKnight> echo "You are probably using one right now!" > wisdom/\xe2\x8c\xa8
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/a-z/a-z | sed "s\\/ *$\\/\\/"/\' bin/\'?\'
<oerjan> echo "There is no such thing as brainf**k. You may be thinking of brainfuck." >\'wisdom/brainf**k\'
<oerjan> learn brainfuck is the integral of the family of terrible esolangs."
<oerjan> learn brainfuck is the anti-derivative of esolangs.
<GreyKnight> sed -i \'s/just/just receptacles for/\' wisdom/brain
<olsner> echo "Brains are just bricks." >wisdom/brain
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/[*][*]/uc/\' wisdom/brick
<GreyKnight> sed -i \'s/A common/The statutory/\' wisdom/brick
<GreyKnight> echo "Brick goes in brain.  A common punishment for perpetrators of brainf**k derivatives." > wisdom/brick
<oerjan> echo "Hom-sets are just sets of morphisms between two objects." >wisdom/hom-set
<oerjan> echo "Morphisms are just elements of the Hom-set of a pair of objects." >wisdom/morphism
<GreyKnight> echo \'See `? for further details.\' > \'wisdom/`?\'
<GreyKnight> \'See `? for further details.\' > \'wisdom/`?\'
<hagb4rd> ls wisdom | paste
<oerjan> learn Spam is a delicious meat product.  See http://www.spamjamhawaii.com/
<oerjan> sed -i \'s/!$/./\' wisdom/lens
<hagb4rd> ls bin | paste
<fizzie> sed -i -e \'s/is a/is just a/\' wisdom/morphism
<greyooze> echo "A lens is just a store comonad coalgebra!" >wisdom/lens
<shachaf> echo \'echo -n "oerjan $@" | zalgo\' > bin/zalgoerjan; chmod +x bin/zalgoerjan
<shachaf> echo \'(echo -n "oerjan $@"; cat) | zalgo\' > bin/zalgoerjan; chmod +x bin/zalgoerjan
<shachaf> echo $\'#!/bin/bash\\nexec translatefromto "auto no $1"\' > bin/translatetoerjan; chmod +x bin/translatetoerjan
<oerjan> rm bin/WELCOMEe
<shachaf> echo \'echo -n "oerjan $@" | zalgo\' > bin/zalgoerjan; chmod +x bin/zalgoerjan
<oerjan> mv quotes.1 quotes # Some more formatting errors
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/quotes
<oerjan> mv quotes.1 quotes # Fix general formatting
<oerjan> fetch http://oerjan.nvg.org/quotes
<elliott> hg diff -c 895 | patch -R
<shachaf> echo \'allquotes | grep oerjan | shuf\' > bin/quoerjan
<tswett> delquote 11
<oerjan> sed -i \'871s/\\( *\\)< /\\1\\1</g\' quotes
<coppro> addquote <Bike> so, i\'m readng chaitin\'s book on the diophantine thing, and he uses lisp with single-character variable names, in APL\'s character set.  is there a reliable test to see if i\'m actually in some caricatured hell?
<oerjan> addquote <GreyKnight> This might be the lack of sleep talking, but coproduct injections are pretty funny
<hagb4rd> pastelog cosay
<GreyKnight> pastelog sapphire orbs
<ais523> addquote <kmc> what is the linux equivalent of the magical purple light which makes things glow if they have been involved in a crime  <elliott> kmc: nmap??
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> i can only hope that the 55 year old nuclear reactor 2 blocks away from my house is too old to have SCADA
<oerjan> addquote <GreyKnight> Taneb: The other day on the channel I came up with BRAINLISPCODE, a LOLCODE-style LISP with an embedded bf derivative.  I thought you should know. :-I
<oerjan> addquote <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: I like how the Victorians hadn\'t quite figured out you were meant to name books something shorter than their contents.
<olsner> addquote <fizzie> fungot: Are you the previous version of zzo38?  <fungot> fizzie: i run some interactive tex programs
<GreyKnight> pastelogs someone who
<olsner> echo "\xc3\x9e\xc3\xb3r, Grimmargorpurinn hefur sloppi\xc3\xb0! Ragnar\xc3\xb6k eru n\xc3\xa1l\xc3\xa6g!" >wisdom/grimmargorp
<GreyKnight> echo "An object is just something in a category." > wisdom/object
<oerjan> echo "Endomorphisms are just morphisms which compose with themselves." >wisdom/endomorphism
<GreyKnight> echo "A morphism is a map between two objects in an abstract category." > wisdom/morphism # better??
<Phantom_Hoover> echo "Endomorphisms are just objects in the category of endomorphisms." > wisdom/endomorphism
<GreyKnight> echo "A morphism is just an abstraction derived from structure-preserving mappings between two categories." > wisdom/morphism
<GreyKnight> echo "A morphism is just an abstraction derived from structure-preserving mappings between two mathematical structures." > wisdom/morphism
<oerjan> echo "Endomorphisms are just morphisms with the same source and target." >wisdom/endomorphism
<oerjan> echo "An endomorphism is a morphism with the same source and target." >wisdom/endomorphism
<GreyKnight> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'welcome "$@" | rev | tr \\)\\( \\(\\)\') > bin/emoclew
<oerjan> echo "\xc3\x9e\xc3\xb3r, Grimmargorpurinn hefur sloppi\xc3\xb0! Ragnar\xc3\xb6k er n\xc3\xa1l\xc3\xa6gt!" >wisdom/grimmargorp
<GreyKnight> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'welcome "$@" | rev | tr eE\\)\\( aA\\(\\)\') > bin/emoclaw
<fizzie> sed -ie \'s#-ne .print uc($_).#-pe \'\\\'\'$_ = uc\'\\\'\'#\' bin/WELCOME
<olsner> chmod +x bin/emoclaw
<olsner> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'welcome "$@" | rev | tr eE aA\') > bin/emoclaw
<oerjan> chmod +x bin/emoclew
<oerjan> (echo \'#!/bin/sh\'; echo \'welcome "$@" | rev\') > bin/emoclew
<oerjan> addquote <olsner> shachaf: contrary to common belief, #esoteric is not really "a channel for crazy people", but has (ostensibly) a topic... is beaky from finland?
<elliott> delquote 821
<mrout> pastequotes
<Taneb> pastequotes Bike
<Bike> pastequotes `pastequotes
<Taneb> pastequotes atriq
<Taneb> pastequotes Ngevd
<Sgeo> pastequotes Sgeo
<Taneb> pastequotes Taneb
<elliott> delquote 892
<ais523> addquote <shachaf> oerjan: Comonads?  <oerjan> shachaf: no, feather
<elliott> addquote <Bike> i don\'t even know anything about feather and i\'m getting sick of the time travel jokes
<elliott> pastelogs kmc
<shachaf> pastelogs JIT
<oerjan> addquote -!- ais523 has parted #esoteric ("someone is going to mention Feather, I know it").
<oerjan> sed -i \'892s/\\( *\\)< /\\1\\1</g\' quotes
<coppro> addquote < monqy> continuations have a funny problem where something about spaghetti < shachaf> monqy: but wait, i read category theory will save you from spaghetti code because associativity
<oerjan> mv v* robocop
<hagb4rd> fetch https://www.googleapis.com/customsearch/v1?key=AIzaSyBfdt4VN9qT_Y8LAl100TBRCWAOiSTaqSY&cx=009459769908964694922:yb5esesqxmg&q=robocop&searchType=image&fileType=jpg&imgSize=xlarge&alt=json&safe=off
<oerjan> cp bin/run .
<hagb4rd> bin/run quote 692 | paste
<hagb4rd> bin/run quote 652 | paste
<elliott> revert
<Gregor> rm bin/run # fix this without `run or `revert
<elliott> rm -r run
<shachaf> mkdir -p run/bin/; cp bin/run run/bin/
<elliott> echo "#!/bin/sh" >bin/run; echo \'bash -c "$@"\' >>bin/run; chmod +x bin/run
<oerjan> pastequotes
<hagb4rd> pastelog Did I mention when I want
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> obviously you just write a TRIVIAL raytracer as a bash script
<coppro> rm bin/fuck
<coppro> rm bin/hi
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> i\'m looking for a haskell-like programming language, meaning that it supports nesting multi-line comments
<fizzie> sed -ie \'889 s/hard drive/hard drive /\' quotes
<GreyKnight> addquote <kmc> yes Windows 98 installer, please perform a bad blocks scan of your virtual emulated hard drive <kmc> you have no idea how completely i control your so-called reality
<elliott> addquote [on Diplomacy] <Bike> man, that doesn\'t even mention greece at all [...] <Bike> oh, this is about a game, not world war i.
<oerjan> pastelogs Top universities now employ
<GreyKnight> pastelog infomercials
<oerjan> pastequotes univers
<shachaf> pastelogs <monqy> hi
<oerjan> pastelogs 3
<oerjan> pastelogs hi monqy
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> i like the idea that if you name your country a Soviet Republic you automatically get the right to call up Lenin on the telephone and complain about bathroom pranks
<greyooze> addquote <kmc> ok i lied when i said i read this article
<quintopia> addquote <fizzie> Have you eaten in one of the restaurants of the PECTOPAH chain? Those are like EVERYWHERE there.
<elliott> pastelogs zepto
<elliott> pastelogs zeptobasic
<shachaf> addquote <zzo38> There is Haskell program "pandoc" to convert formats, so I make "panchess" which is the similar thing but for chess.
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> i bet a blog post complaining about ");});});" syntax in JavaScript and comparing it unfavorably to Lisp would get approximately one billion comments on hacker news  <Bike> but at what cost?  your very \x02soul\x0f, kmc!
<elliott> pastelogs port72\\.c
<oerjan> addquote <GreyKnight> also if a GNU tar feature doesn\'t make you feel superior to others then you should file a bug report, it was probably unintentional
<oerjan> addquote <zzo38> Did you agree with what my idea was?  <elliott> absolutely  <monqy> what was your idea ?  <elliott> that was my next question
<GreyKnight> revert
<GreyKnight> addquote <fizzie> Out new offices are [...] immediately above Siberia
<quintopia> addquote <zzo38> Yes I am native English speaker, but it is Canadian English, not British English.
<elliott> addquote <zzo38> The winter solstice is in approx. 13 hours from now  <kmc> the mayans warned us  <zzo38> Warned you of what? The solstice?  <kmc> yes
<GreyKnight> addquote <c00kiemon5ter> so up is down too
<oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> it\'s weird hanging around people for whom the northernmost point in the world is nottingham
<shachaf> addquote <kmc> it\'s kind of the multiocular O of countries, if you will
<oerjan> sed -i \'875s/[<]o/ <o/\' quotes
<quintopia> addquote <pikhq> Conext coyou\'ll cotell come cothat coyou cocan\'t coprefix coeverything cowith co"co". <oerjan> pikhq: coof urse conot!
<hagb4rd> pastelogs monoid.*problems
<elliott> addquote <oerjan> i think the problem is you\'re trying to interpret finnish as logic.
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> i think sand will actually do a poor job of absorbing water inside the large intestine
<coppro> addquote < zzo38> What is portable way of load/save floating points in files, using a C code? < kmc> #ifndef __STDC_IEC_559__  #error Here\'s a nickel, kid.  Buy a real computer.  #endif
<GreyKnight> addquote <sgeo> GreyKnight, shachaf is like a high-level Forth
<sgeo> paste zalgo.hs
<shachaf> rm zalgo.hi zalgo.o
<shachaf> mv zalgo bin/
<sgeo> tar xvaf factor-linux-x86-64-0.95.tar.gz
<sgeo> fetch http://downloads.factorcode.org/releases/0.95/factor-linux-x86-64-0.95.tar.gz
<GreyKnight> delquote 692
<shachaf> learn Taneb is not elliott, no matter who you ask. He also isn\'t a rabbi although he has pretended in the past.
<shachaf> learn Taneb is not elliott, no matter who you ask.He also isn\'t a rabbi although he has pretended in the past.
<oerjan> learn Taneb is not elliott, no matter who you ask.  He also isn\'t a rabbi although he has pretended in the past.
<oerjan> pastelogs Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it.
<Phantom_Hoover> pastelog untanglement
<hagb4rd> pastelog entanglement
<hagb4rd> pastelog newkitten
<fizzie> echo \'<span accent="British">Your soundcard works perfectly.</span>\' >wisdom/phantom____________________hoover
<oerjan> echo "OK you got me there." >wisdom/phantom__________hoover
<fizzie> echo "It doesn\'t get any better than this." >wisdom/phantom_______hoover
<oerjan> echo \'Phantom Michael Hoover is a true Scotsman and hatheist.\' >wisdom/phantom_hoover
<oerjan> echo \'Phantom "Michael" Hoover is a true Scotsman and hatheist.\' >wisdom/phantom_hoover
<kmc> addquote <zzo38> If you write in the text using Unicode then how are you supposed to know if you mean seraphim have seven eyes or do they have ten?
<elliott> pastelogs <Bike
<GreyKnight> chmod a+x /hackenv/bin/rng
<GreyKnight> mv rng /hackenv/bin
<GreyKnight> mv rng*dl* rng
<GreyKnight> fetch https://dl.dropbox.com/s/bxsata7guqrbql4/rng?dl=1
<elliott> addquote <fungot> elliott: sorry, i don\'t know, some more booze and now, if you eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat! contains exactly the items!
<GreyKnight> fetch http://luarocks.org/repositories/rocks/penlight-1.0.0-1.rockspec
<GreyKnight> fetch http://luarocks.org/repositories/rocks/luafilesystem-1.6.2-1.rockspec
<GreyKnight> fetch http://luarocks.org/repositories/rocks/luafilesystem-1.6.2-1.src.rock
<GreyKnight> fetch http://luarocks.org/repositories/rocks/penlight-1.0.0-1.src.rock
<GreyKnight> rm penlight-1.0.0-1.rockspec tempgk.*
<GreyKnight> luarocks install penlight > luarocks.out 2> luarocks.err
<GreyKnight> fetch http://luarocks.org/repositories/rocks/penlight-1.0.0-1.rockspec
<Bike> echo "#!/bin/sh \\ welcome \\$@ | python -c \\"print (lambda s: \'\'.join([chr(3)+str(i%16)+s[i] for i in range(len(s))]))(raw_input())\\"" > bin/relcome
<Bike> echo "#!/bin/sh \\ welcome \\$\\@ | python -c \\"print (lambda s: \'\'.join([chr(3)+str(i%16)+s[i] for i in range(len(s))]))(raw_input())\\"" > bin/relcome
<Bike> echo "#!/bin/sh \\ welcome $@ | python -c \\"print (lambda s: \'\'.join([chr(3)+str(i%16)+s[i] for i in range(len(s))]))(raw_input())\\"" > bin/relcome
<Bike> cat "#1/bin/sh \\ welcome $@ | python -c \\"print (lambda s: \'\'.join([chr(3)+str(i%16)+s[i] for i in range(len(s))]))(raw_input())\\"" > bin/relcome
<GreyKnight> (cd luabuild/luarocks-2.0.12; make install > make.out 2> make.err)
<GreyKnight> (cd luabuild/luarocks-2.0.12; make clean all > make.out 2> make.err)
<GreyKnight> perl -p -i -e \'s/wget/curl/\' luabuild/luarocks-2.0.12/config.unix
<GreyKnight> luarocks download penlight > foo.out 2>foo.err
<GreyKnight> luarocks download penlight > foo.out
<GreyKnight> mv /hackenv/etc/luarocks/manifest /hackenv/share/lua/5.2/luarocks
<GreyKnight> mv manifest /hackenv/etc/luarocks
<GreyKnight> fetch http://luarocks.org/repositories/rocks/manifest
<GreyKnight> luarocks > tempgk.out 2> tempgk.err
<GreyKnight> (cd luabuild/luarocks-2.0.12; make install > make.out 2> make.err)
<GreyKnight> (cd luabuild/luarocks-2.0.12; make > make.out 2> make.err)
<GreyKnight> (cd luabuild/luarocks-2.0.12; make install)
<GreyKnight> (cd luabuild/luarocks-2.0.12; make)
<GreyKnight> (cd luabuild/luarocks-2.0.12; make)
<GreyKnight> echo -e "LUA_LIBDIR=/hackenv/lib\\nLUA_BINDIR=/hackenv/bin\\nFORCE_CONFIG=\\nLUAROCKS_UNAME_M=x86_64\\nLUAROCKS_UNAME_S=Linux\\nLUAROCKS_DOWNLOADER=wget\\nLUAROCKS_MD5CHECKER=md5sum" >> luabuild/luarocks-2.0.12/config.unix
<GreyKnight> echo -e "LUA_VERSION=5.2\\nPREFIX=/hackenv\\nSYSCONFDIR=/hackenv/etc/luarocks\\nROCKS_TREE=/hackenv\\nLUA_SUFFIX=\\nLUA_DIR=/hackenv\\nLUA_DIR_SET=\\nLUA_INCDIR=/hackenv/include" > luabuild/luarocks-2.0.12/config.unix
<GreyKnight> rm config.unix
<GreyKnight> fetch https://www.dropbox.com/s/ucfabdf2znw1ml2/config.unix
<GreyKnight> (cd luabuild; tar xf luarocks-2.0.12.tar.gz)
<GreyKnight> mv luarocks-2.0.12.tar.gz luabuild
<GreyKnight> fetch http://luarocks.org/releases/luarocks-2.0.12.tar.gz
<Gregor> pastelogs topic.*exoteric voodoo
<Gregor> pastelogs topic.*design and deployment
<GreyKnight> cp luabuild/lua-5.2.1/src/luac /hackenv/bin
<GreyKnight> cp luabuild/lua-5.2.1/src/lua /hackenv/bin
<GreyKnight> ls bin | paste
<GreyKnight> ( cd luabuild/lua-5.2.1/src; make liblua.a lua luac )
<GreyKnight> ( cd luabuild/lua-5.2.1/src; make ldblib.o liolib.o lmathlib.o loslib.o lstrlib.o ltablib.o loadlib.o linit.o  lua.o luac.o )
<oerjan> echo \'Agent "I\xc3\xa4" Smith is an alien with a strange allergy to avian body covering, which he is trying to retroactively prevent from ever evolving.\' >wisdom/ais523
<oerjan> echo \'"Agent "I\xc3\xa4" Smith is an alien with a strange allergy to avian body covering, which he is trying to retroactively prevent from ever evolving."\' >wisdom/ais523
<GreyKnight> ( cd luabuild/lua-5.2.1; make posix)
<GreyKnight> ( cd luabuild/lua-5.2.1; nohup bash make.sh&)
<GreyKnight> echo "make posix > make.out 2> make.err" > luabuild/lua-5.2.1/make.sh
<GreyKnight> (cd luabuild/lua-5.2.1; make clean)
<GreyKnight> cat luabuild/lua-5.2.1/make.out luabuild/lua-5.2.1/make.err | paste
<GreyKnight> cat luabuild/lua-5.2.1/make.err | paste
<GreyKnight> ( cd luabuild/lua-5.2.1; nohup bash make.sh) &
<GreyKnight> cat luabuild/lua-5.2.1/make.err | paste
<GreyKnight> cat luabuild/lua-5.2.1/make.out | paste
<GreyKnight> ( cd luabuild/lua-5.2.1; nohup bash make.sh) &
<GreyKnight> rm make.out
<GreyKnight> rm make.err
<GreyKnight> cat make.out | paste
<GreyKnight> cat make.err | paste
<GreyKnight> nohup bash luabuild/lua-5.2.1/make.sh &
<GreyKnight> chmod a+x luabuild/lua-5.2.1/make.sh
<GreyKnight> (cd luabuild/lua-5.2.1; echo "make linux > make.out 2> make.err" > make.sh)
<hagb4rd> pastequotes .*kmc.*president.*
<hagb4rd> pastequotes *.kmc*.president.*
<fizzie> pastequotes
<GreyKnight> cat luabuild/lua-5.2.1/make.out | paste
<GreyKnight> cat luabuild/lua-5.2.1/make.err | paste
<GreyKnight> cat make.err | paste
<GreyKnight> cat make.out | paste
<GreyKnight> ( cd luabuild/lua-5.2.1; make linux > make.out 2> make.err)
<GreyKnight> ( cd luabuild/lua-5.2.1; make linux)
<GreyKnight> (cd luabuild; tar -xvf lua-5.2.1.tar.gz)
<GreyKnight> mv lua-5.2.1.tar.gz luabuild/
<GreyKnight> fetch http://www.lua.org/ftp/lua-5.2.1.tar.gz
<Vorpal> rm aaaa
<FreeFull> dd if=/dev/zero of=aaaa
<elliott> mv ibin/"@" bin
<elliott> mv ibin/"?" bin
<elliott> cd ibin; more * | paste
<Gregor> printf \'#!/bin/sh\\nexec quote pasta\' > bin/pastaquote; chmod 0755 bin/pastaquote
<elliott> ls bin | paste
<Gregor> printf \'#!/bin/sh\\nCMD=`echo "$1" | cut -d\'\\\'\' \'\\\'\' -f1`\\nARG=`echo "$1" | cut -d\'\\\'\' \'\\\'\' -f2-`\\nexec ibin/$CMD "$ARG"\' > bin/interp; chmod 0755 bin/interp
<Gregor> printf \'#!/bin/sh\\nCMD=`cut -d\'\\\'\' \'\\\'\' -f1 "$1"`\\nARG=`cut -d\'\\\'\' \'\\\'\' -f2- "$2"`\\nexec ibin/$CMD "$ARG"\' > bin/interp; chmod 0755 bin/interp
<Gregor> mkdir ibin; for i in bin/*; do if [ "`grep \'\\. lib/interp\' $i`" ]; then mv $i ibin/; fi; done; printf \'#!/bin/sh\\nCMD=`cut -d\' \' -f1 "$1"`\\nARG=`cut -d\' \' -f2- "$2"`\\nexec ibin/$CMD "$ARG"\' > bin/interp; chmod 0755 bin/interp
<Gregor> mkdir ibins; for i in bin/*; do if [ "`grep \'\\. lib/interp\' $i`" ]; then mv $i ibin/; fi; done; printf \'#!/bin/sh\\nCMD=`cut -d\' \' -f1 "$1"`\\nARG=`cut -d\' \' -f2- "$2"`\\nexec ibin/$CMD "$ARG"\' > bin/interp; chmod 0755 bin/interp
<FireFly> glass
<GreyKnight> addquote <kmc> so i guess my root of trust for Arch Linux is...typedef int f(float);
<oerjan> echo \'Agent "\xc3\x8fa" Smith is an alien with a strange allergy to avian body covering, which he is trying to retroactively prevent from ever evolving.\' >wisdom/ais523
<elliott> pastelogs \'space.hotel\'
<elliott> pastelogs friends
<elliott> pastelogs space_hotel
<ais523> revert
<shachaf> revert
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/deployment/implementation/\' wisdom/welcome
<elliott> sed -i \'s/implementation/deployment/\' wisdom/welcome
<elliott> pastelogs Most_ever_Brainfuckiest_Fuck_you_Brain_fucker_Fuck
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/deployment/implementation/\' wisdom/welcome
<GreyKnight> addquote <elliott> Deewiant: um???? You\'ve forgotten axiom 1 of everything: everything sucks
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> revert
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> revert
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/ and deployment//\' wisdom/welcome
<ais523> pastequotes ais523
<elliott> addquote <kmc> i was going to say that the complexity of a demo grows exponentially with size, but it\'s not so much "exponential" as "faster than any computable function"
<GreyKnight> addquote <Vorpal> elliott, mostly I want something that takes zero effort to maintain and update once the initial setup is done.  <elliott> okay well that is called not linux
<hagb4rd> pastequotes elliott
<shachaf> pastequotes zzo38
<shachaf> pastequotes kmc
<shachaf> delquote 205
<shachaf> delquote 651
<elliott> addquote <kmc> i would subscribe to @zzo38_ebooks  <zzo38> kmc: I have no ebooks which can subscribe to
<GreyKnight> addquote <Bike> "damn, my port of ghc to php isn\'t properly taking javascript booleans into account"
<ais523> addquote <olsner> FireFly: oh, did you see ion\'s police reindeer? that was ... at least as on-topic as this discussion
<elliott> hg diff -c 1040 | patch -R
<shachaf> delquote 101
<shachaf> delquote 3
<oerjan> delquote 148
<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> Do physicists have half-life crises?
<elliott> addquote <shachaf> Bike: Your client colours people?  <Bike> it would be pretty boring to see everyone as white, i get that enough in real life
<Gregor> addquote <elliott> I kept telling my therapist I wanted more conventional, non-hip-hop-oriented treatment, but it was no use. my shrinkwrapped.  <elliott> okay i hate myself for making a pun that bad  <elliott> please kill me  <elliott> :(
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/ and deployment//\' wisdom/welcome
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> sed -i \'s/ and deployment//\' wisdom/welcome
<kmc> delquote 10
<Gregor> addquote <kmc> no christmas without christ, no thursday without thor
<oerjan> echo "Hej och v\xc3\xa4lkommen till den internationella knutpunkten f\xc3\xb6r design och distribution av esoteriska programspr\xc3\xa5k! F\xc3\xb6r mer information, se v\xc3\xa5r wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (F\xc3\xb6r den andra sortens esoterism, pr\xc3\xb6va #esoteric p\xc3\xa5 irc.dal.net.)" >wisdom/v\xc3\xa4lkommen
<elliott> rm wisdom/v\xc3\xa4lkommen
<Gregor> rm bin/perl
<elliott> revert
<elliott> rm paste/*
<elliott> tree | paste
<oerjan> addquote [after discussing lens] <hagb4rd> they seem to be the fashion of this winter  <GreyKnight> hagb4rd is wearing this season\'s Lens, a stunning little ensemble with functor trim
<oerjan> delquote 863
<oerjan> addquote [after discussing Haskell lenses] <hagb4rd> they seem to be the fashion of this winter  <GreyKnight> hagb4rd is wearing this season\'s Lens, a stunning little ensemble with functor trim
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> addquote [after discussing Haskell lenses] <hagb4rd> they seem to be the fashion of this winter  <<GreyKnight> hagb4rd is wearing this season\'s Lens, a stunning little ensemble with functor trim
<oerjan> addquote <GreyKnight> headache + train with screeching brakes = headache^2  <hagb4rd> hm..headache + train with no screeching brakes = no head  <GreyKnight> On the plus side, no headache anymore
<elliott> hg diff -c 1002 | patch -R
<elliott> rm quotes.rej
<elliott> hg diff -c 1002 | patch
<fizzie> cat interps/gcccomp/gcccomp | paste
<kmc> delquote 290
<Gregor> learn \xf0\x9f\x90\x90 <(Unicode goat laments your inability to render Unicode goat.)
<FireFly> learn \xe2\x98\x83 brrr...
<oerjan> learn Finnish suomalaiset ei Perkeleist\xc3\xa4 on hakkapeliittaan.  Ei saa peitt\xc3\xa4\xc3\xa4.  Parasta ennen!
<Gregor> rm uuunicode
<Gregor> echo \xc3\xab > uuunicode
<Gregor> rm uuunicode
<Gregor> printf '\xc3\xab' > uuunicode
<Gregor> learn Finnish isn't a real language.
<Gregor> rm wtf
<Gregor> echo wtf > wtf
<kmc> delquote 171
<oerjan> revert 999
<FreeFull> revert 0
<oerjan> addquote <Jafet> The world needs better healthcare, social justice and wealth distribution, but a monads library for clojure surely won't hurt
<nortti> pastequotes
<Gregor> addquote <Taneb> Gordon Moore's expected lifespan doubles every 18 months
<Gregor> tar xf egobot.tar.xz
<Gregor> fetch http://codu.org/tmp/egobot.tar.xz
<shachaf> cat quotes | paste
<elliott> rm bin/addquotee
<elliott> rm bin/delquotee
<shachaf> pastequotes
<shachaf> ghc -hide-package base -package haskell98 zalgo.hs
<elliott> rm zalgo
<shachaf> ghc -hide-package base -package haskell98 zalgo.hs -o zalgo
<shachaf> ghc -hide-package base -package haskell98 zalgo.hs "I don't want to have to go through a bunch of crap to install every package you jerks request, at least with cabal-install I don't have to think much."
<shachaf> sed -i s/System\.// zalgo.hs
<shachaf> sed -i s/R/System.R/ zalgo.hs
<elliott> revert 978
<elliott> addquote test
<elliott> addquote test
<elliott> addquote test
<elliott> addquote test
<elliott> addquote test
<Gregor> revert
<shachaf> cp bin/quote bin/realquote; echo -n $'#!/bin/sh\nsleep 1\nrealquote "$@"\n' > bin/quote
<oerjan> addquote <elliott> i wrote a better version once but it was broken
<elliott> delquote 712
<elliott> revert 970
branch merge
<kmc> delquote 353
<shachaf> delquote 686
<elliott> delquote 562
<shachaf> delquote 480
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> my current laptop basically works though  <kmc> it can even play 8 year old video games as long as it is not raining in the game
<oerjan> run sed -i quotes -e '861s/X-D /X-D [...]/'
<oerjan> (unknown command)
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> (unknown command)
<oerjan> addquote <Gregor> Apparently http://code.google.com/p/hgfs/ now exists.  <Gregor> Oh, that's 2008. I'm sure I would've found it and rejected it for some reason before then X-D
<oerjan> addquote <olsner> we have PR?  <oerjan> the good news is we have PR.  the bad news is we borrowed haskell's motto for it. [...] <oerjan> [...] "avoid success at all costs"
<oerjan> delquote 860
<oerjan> addquote <olsner> we have PR?  <oerjan> the good news is we have PR.  the bad news is we borrowed haskell's motto for it. [...] <oerjan> "avoid success at all costs"
<oerjan> delquote 860
<GreyKnight> addquote <olsner> we have PR?  <oerjan> the good news is we have PR.  the bad news is we borrowed haskell's motto for it.  <oerjan> "avoid success at all costs"
<elliott> revert 949
<coppro> delquote 325
branch merge
<coppro> revert
<monqy> revert
<coppro> delquote 325
<coppro> delquote 352
<coppro> delquote 83
<elliott> addquote <Fiora> usb sushi is dangerous.  I think I would try to eat it
<oerjan> addquote <monqy> what does it mean for a pencil to be turing complete....  <ais523> monqy: it's the same concept as USB sushi, really
<elliott> delquote 111
<elliott> delquote 339
branch merge
<shachaf> delquote 860
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> addquote <monqy> hi
<elliott> pastelogs <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/
<elliott> delquote 382
<ais523> addquote [after a quote deletion session] <fungot> ais523: i just checked, and the whole purpose of this is not necessary....
<ais523> delquote 860
<ais523> delquote 860
<ais523> addquote [after a session of saying five quotes and deleting one] <fungot> ais523: i just checked, and the whole purpose of this is not necessary....
<ais523> delquote 674
<ais523> delquote 340
branch merge
<shachaf> delquote 862
<ais523> revert
<ais523> addquote <shachaf> How many quotes are there?
<elliott> delquote 697
<Sgeo|web> pastelog survive an apocalypse.*bitcoins
<elliott> delquote 517
<ais523> delquote 527
<oerjan> addquote <GreyKnight> fungot, sing me to sleep  <fungot> GreyKnight: 53. file://localhost/ mnt/ space/ media/ books/ 1000+sci-fi%20books/%5bebooks%5d%201000+%20sciencefiction%20%26%20fantasy%20novels%20%28.lit%20forma/ pratchett%2c%20terry/ text/ 14/ fnord  <GreyKnight> This is not a very good song
<elliott> run sed -i 's/design/design and deployment/' wisdom/welcome
<elliott> revert
<Deewiant> delquote 24
<ais523> revert
<Gregor> run head -n 1 /dev/urandom >> quotes
<Gregor> addquote <ais523> OK, I'll use roman numerals to reduce confusion
<Taneb> pastequotes
<kmc> delquote 762
<elliott> delquote 304
<shachaf> pastelogs SingingBoyo
<oerjan> addquote <zzo38> The reason it isn't more popular is because I wrote it today.
<oerjan> addquote <olsner> fungot: what's your view on angels and other otherworldly beings?  <fungot> olsner: well i'm mentioning theoretical image to be dumped in rain forests of laukaa.
<shachaf> run sed -i 's/ and deployment//' wisdom/welcome
<elliott> addquote <fizzie> I was hoping I could be like other people and listen to signals while in a public transport vehicle.
<elliott> addquote <fizzie> I am a train. There's a wireless network in the train!
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> i love how allegedly wine can run all of these different programs but the only one i can actually run is starcraft  <kmc> i think wine may secretly be a cleanroom reimplementation of starcraft
<monqy> run (for i in 100; do log "<Sgeo>"; done) | paste # idea courtesy of elliott
<elliott> delquote 860
<shachaf> addquote <elliott>bike:the formatting rules shall not be broken
<oerjan> addquote <Fiora> omg  <Fiora> that JIT is really amazing [...] <Gregor> I hear if you listen carefully to the rustling wind on a warm night with a full moon, you can hear the sound of the JIT building ARM functions.
<oerjan> delquote 859
<oerjan> addquote <Fiora> omg <Fiora> that JIT is really amazing [...] <Gregor> I hear if you listen carefully to the rustling wind on a warm night with a full moon, you can hear the sound of the JIT building ARM functions.
<oerjan> addquote <kmc> colemak is for people who think dvorak is too mainstream
<quintopia> addquote <elliott> seriously q is the best fucking letter in the alphabet
<Phantom_Hoover> pastelog rapido
<FireFly> addquote <oerjan> `welcome Rawlie  * zzo38 has joined #esoteric  <Rawlie> thank you  <zzo38> You're welcome.
<FireFly> delquote 856
<elliott> addquote <oerjan> `welcome Rawlie  * zzo38 (~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca) has joined #esoteric  <Rawlie> thank you  <zzo38> You're welcome.
<oerjan> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> I think the only lesson I can really take away from this experience is "don't fuck around with vampires".
<Deewiant> delquote 1
<elliott> delquote 173
<elliott> delquote 857
<elliott> addquote <HackEgo> 55) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs.   <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? [...] <monqy> whats with 55 [again]  <Sgeo_> It's from Sine.  <Sgeo_> I could ask in Sine about the context [...] <Sgeo_> I'm currently being told context for 55  <Phantom_Hoover> do tell  <Sgeo_> 'Kaelis used to snap at Madelon sometimes whenever she got involved at all in conversations h
<elliott> addquote <HackEgo> 88) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) [...] <Sgeo_> Is there supposed to be a joke in 88?  <Sgeo_> Unless "N-Gage" is some pseudoscientific spiritual mumbo-jumbo, I don't get it.  <Sgeo_> Oh, it's a cell phone gaming thing apparently
<elliott> delquote 769
<monqy> delquote 472
<elliott> delquote 62
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> delquote 343
<elliott> delquote 245
<elliott> delquote 187
<elliott> delquote 320
<elliott> delquote 730
<elliott> delquote 77
<elliott> delquote 864
<olsner> addquote <shachaf> fungot  <shachaf> fungot  <shachaf> fungot  <shachaf> fungot  <shachaf> fungot  <shachaf> hlep
<elliott> delquote 254
<elliott> delquote 71
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> delquote 566
<elliott> delquote 52
<elliott> delquote 131
<ais523> delquote 435
<oerjan> addquote <Sgeo> Turns out the apartment had cheese and I just didn't know where it was
<Phantom_Hoover> pastequotes
<Phantom_Hoover> pastequotes
<Phantom_Hoover> pastequotes Phantom_Hoover
<shachaf> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> shachaf, your a fucking piece of shit, die and kill your family
<elliott> delquote 867
<Sgeo> addquote <elliott> `delquote 867
<elliott> delquote 867
<Jafet> addquote <Jafet> `addquote <Jafet> `addquote 867
<elliott> delquote 867
<Sgeo> addquote <Sgeo> `delquote 869
<elliott> delquote 867
<shachaf> addquote <elliott> octets hth
<elliott> run ls bin | paste
<Gregor> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> unfortunately df is not yet able to simulate norway
<coppro> pastelogs archive.*python
<coppro> pastelogs python.*txt
<Sgeo__> paste bin/paste
<Sgeo__> paste bin/tell
<Sgeo__> paste cat bin/tell
<fizzie> run echo -e '#!/bin/sh\necho "I think you mean \"@tell $@\" instead?"' > bin/tell; chmod a+rx bin/tell
<fizzie> run echo -e '#!/bin/sh\necho "I think you mean @tell instead?"' > bin/tell; chmod a+rx bin/tell
<coppro> pastelogs python
<shachaf> pastelog SSH.*packet
<shachaf> addquote <Jafet> I wonder if Red Alert 4 will use MMIX
<shachaf> learn maths stands for Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin
<olsner> run chmod +x bin/hi
<olsner> run echo "echo hi" >bin/hi
<elliott> addquote <zzo38> Can you vote for just the green party or rainbow party instead of both?  <kmc> nope, it is the same party  <zzo38> That is the problem with political parties.
<elliott> delquote 777
<elliott> revert
<elliott> delquote 778
<elliott> delquote 656
<monqy> delquote 181
branch merge
<monqy> delquote 68
<elliott> delquote 136
<elliott> delquote 700
<monqy> delquote 739
<elliott> run sed -i 's/.in the context of Open University. //' quotes
<elliott> revert 827
branch merge
<monqy> delquote 606
<monqy> addquote <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux"
<elliott> delquote 720
<monqy> delquote 97
<monqy> delquote 201
<monqy> addquote <HackEgo> 499) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof?  <itidus20> that's a tough question [...] <Sgeo> miff-muffered moof sounds like a setup to something, but itidus screws it up.
<elliott> delquote 788
<monqy> delquote 591
<olsner> (unknown command)
<nooodl> learn bonvenon Bonvenon al la internacia centro por la desegno kaj ellaso de esoteraj programlingvoj! Por pli da informado, vizitu la Viki-o: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Por la alia speco de esotero, iru al #esoteric sur irc.dal.net.)
<elliott> rm bin/wercome
<Gregor> (unknown command)
<Gregor> run echo -e '#!/usr/bin/perl -w\nif (defined($_=shift)) { s/ *$//; s/ +/ @ /g; exec "bin/@", $_ . " ? wercome"; } else { exec "bin/?", "wercome"; }' > bin/wercome; chmod a+x bin/wercome
<Gregor> (unknown command)
<elliott> addquote <tswett> But let's ignore the fact that i doesn't exist.  Is it even or odd?
<monqy> pastequotes zzo
<monqy> pastequotes itidus
<monqy> pastequotes @
<monqy> pastequotes sgeo
<elliott> pastequotes
<elliott> addquote <kmc> typed racket: anyone using a model m keyboard
<coppro> addquote < tswett> You know what, I'm really sleepy and I should go to bed *right now*.  I'm not even going to bo
<elliott> addquote <zzo38> Confucius say too much. -- Recent Chinese Proverb
branch merge
<shachaf> pastelog pastelog
<elliott> pastelogs barts
<elliott> pastelogs ZOMGMODULES
<Phantom_Hoover> learn webcarting is not dissimilar to Mario Kart, but uses real, remote-controlled go-karts. Participants describe it as "the outlandish spectacle of real go-karting combined with the thrill and immersion of Mario Kart".
<elliott> run words --help | paste
<elliott> delquote 470
<elliott> delquote 872
<ais523> addquote <Phantom__Hoover> i did not aim for humour, merely offence
<elliott> pastelogs how refreshing to
<elliott> pastequotes how refreshing to
branch merge
<monqy> pastequotes zzo
<monqy> pastequotes sgeo
<monqy> pastequotes itidus
<elliott> pastelogs omee
<monqy> pastequotes monqy
<elliott> pastequotes
<elliott> addquote <olsner> it's not completely obvious since the displayed nick lengths are rounded to the closest integer
<oerjan> pastelogs zzo38.*codensityask
<oerjan> pastelogs zzo38 codensityask
<oerjan> pastelogs zzo38>.*\<CA\>
<oerjan> pastelogs zzo38>.*CA
<fizzie> run sed -ie 's/echo/echo -e/' bin/runc
<FreeFull> run echo -ne "F\rr\re\reFull likes messing around way too much" >> wisdom/freefull
<oerjan> rm wisdom/FreeFull
<FreeFull> run echo -ne "F\rr\re\reFull likes messing around way too much" >> wisdom/FreeFull
<oerjan> learn FreeFull is either full of freedom or free of fulldom, we are not sure.
<oerjan> learn pi is a very round number.
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> learn pi is a very round number.
<FreeFull> run echo "I like pie" >> wisdom/pie
<FreeFull> run echo "I like pie" >> wisdom/pie
<oerjan> learn England is [EXPUNGED].
<oerjan> learn Scotland is a country in northern Britain. It is known for having no true inhabitants. The official religion is hatheism. Phantom_Hoover looks after the FREEDOM.
<oerjan> revert
<FreeFull> run rm -rf wisdom
<elliott> learn England
<oerjan> learn England is a country in southern Britain, with capital Hexham. The people there are all punctuation fascists. ais523 looks after the Turing machines.
<atriq> learn Scotland is a country in northern Britain. It is known for having no true inhabitants. Phantom_Hoover looks after the FREEDOM.
<atriq> learn Scotland is a country in northern Britain.  It is known for having no true inhabitants. Phantom_Hoover looks after the FREEDOM.
<oerjan> learn Scotland is a country in northern Britain.  It is known for having no true inhabitants.
<elliott> pastelogs \.pp\.htv\.fi
<oerjan> pastelogs oerjan_?> [@]tell <
<olsner> pastelogs optbot
<elliott> pastelogs fungot
<oerjan> run sed -i '867s/ <o/  <o/g' quotes
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> run sed -i '867s/ <o/  <o/' quotes
<oerjan> addquote <Gregor> !rot13 Fluttershy  Rainbow Dash  Rarity  Applejack  Twilight  Sparkle  Pinkie Pie  <EgoBot> Syhggreful  Envaobj Qnfu  Enevgl  Nccyrwnpx  Gjvyvtug Fcnexyr  Cvaxvr Cvr  <olsner> oh, they're all named after rot13'd welsh words
<oerjan> delquote 870
<oerjan> addquote <Gregor> !rot13 Fluttershy  Rainbow Dash  Rarity  Applejack  Twilight  Sparkle  Pinkie Pie <EgoBot> Syhggreful  Envaobj Qnfu  Enevgl  Nccyrwnpx  Gjvyvtug Fcnexyr  Cvaxvr Cvr <olsner> oh, they're all named after rot13'd welsh words
<oerjan> delquote 870
<oerjan> addquote test\nho
<fizzie> run sed -ie 's/echo "\*poof\*/printf "*poof*%s" "/' bin/delquote
<oerjan> delquote 870
<oerjan> addquote test\nho
<fizzie> run cat bin/delquote | sed -e 's/echo "\*poof\*/printf "*poof*%s" "/' | paste
<fizzie> run cat bin/delquote | sed -e 's/echo "\*poof\*/printf "*poof*%s" "/;s/"$//' | paste
<shachaf> addquote <elliott> `delquote 869
<elliott> addquote <fizzie> Backups are so like one of those circus guys walking on a wire except with a safety rope.
<fizzie> run rm bin/addquote_
<fizzie> run cp bin/addquote bin/addquote_; sed -ie 's/echo/printf "%d) %s"/;s/") / "/' bin/addquote; cat bin/addquote
<elliott> run echo 'printf "%s" "$1"' >>bin/fuck
<elliott> run echo '#!/bin/sh' >bin/fuck
<elliott> run chmod +x bin/fuck
<elliott> run echo 'echo "$1"' >>bin/fuck
<elliott> run echo "#!/bin/sh" >bin/fuck
<elliott> run echo 'echo "$1"' >bin/fuck
<oerjan> addquote <oklopol> t <oklopol> y <oklopol> also i didn't say t\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head
<oerjan> revert
<Phantom_Hoover> addquote <oklopol> t <oklopol> y <oklopol> also i didn't say t\\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head
<Phantom_Hoover> revert
<oerjan> addquote <oklopol> t <oklopol> y <oklopol> also i didn't say t\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head
<oerjan> delquote 867
<oerjan> addquote <oklopol> t  <oklopol> y  <oklopol> also i didn't say t\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head
<atriq> learn iwc contains puns! Puns galore! Puns after puns after puns! Also science!
<oerjan> addquote <Gregor> My latest FB post: The worst part of floating point math is not the fact that 0.1 + 0.2 yields 0.30000000000000004, but trying to explain to people why their language is horribly broken if 0.1 + 0.2 does NOT yield 0.30000000000000004.
<itidus21> pastelogs z80
<elliott> addquote <elliott> this sounds sort of like @ kmc  <kmc> well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science
<oerjan> pastelogs dajfsa
<oerjan> pastelogs dajfsa>
<oerjan> addquote <Phantom__Hoover> the scene: it is a warm summer's day in scotland, although one obscured by cloud and the fact that it is september
<oerjan> revert
<oerjan> addquote <hantom__Hoover> the scene: it is a warm summer's day in scotland, although one obscured by cloud and the fact that it is september
<oerjan> addquote <itidus21> and all this time I thought we were talking about postmodern analysis of junk mail delivery methods and simulations of elephant breeding patterns
<atriq> learn Homestuck is a cult religion for disaffected teens. Gamzee drives the bus.
<atriq> learn Homestuck is a cult religion for disaffected teens.
<oerjan> learn itidus19 disappeared into a space-time anomaly
<itidus21> pastelogs assume.*only one
<shachaf> run mv clojure-1.4.0.jar /tmp/junk
<shachaf> addquote <kmc> the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon <kmc> it came in a cardboard box <kmc> i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can <kmc> it was amazing
<Phantom_Hoover> pastelogs Rugxulo
<oerjan> pastelogs <gregor.*ghc
<Sgeo> run mv "remotecontent?filepath=org%2Fclojure%2Fclojure%2F1.4.0%2Fclojure-1.4.0.jar" clojure-1.4.0.jar
<Sgeo> fetch http://search.maven.org/remotecontent?filepath=org/clojure/clojure/1.4.0/clojure-1.4.0.jar
<Sgeo> run rm p7zip.tar.bz2
<Sgeo> run rm clojure-1.4.0.jar
<Sgeo> run rm -rf p7zip_9.20.1
<Sgeo> run tar -xjf p7zip.tar.bz2
<Sgeo> run mv "p7zip_9.20.1_x86_linux_bin.tar.bz2?r=http:%2F%2Fsourceforge.net%2Fprojects%2Fp7zip%2Ffiles%2Fp7zip%2F9.20.1%2F&ts=1347751002&use_mirror=softlayer" p7zip.tar.bz2
<Sgeo> fetch http://downloads.sourceforge.net/project/p7zip/p7zip/9.20.1/p7zip_9.20.1_x86_linux_bin.tar.bz2?r=http%3A%2F%2Fsourceforge.net%2Fprojects%2Fp7zip%2Ffiles%2Fp7zip%2F9.20.1%2F&ts=1347751002&use_mirror=softlayer
<Sgeo> run mv clojure-1.4.0.zip clojure-1.4.0.jar
<Sgeo> fetch http://repo1.maven.org/maven2/org/clojure/clojure/1.4.0/clojure-1.4.0.zip
<Sgeo> paste /hackenv/lib/frink
<Sgeo> paste cat /hackenv/lib/frink
<ais523> addquote <oklopol> my best guess is 4 years ago but possibly also yesterday
<zzo38> pastelogs zzo38
<itidus21> pastelogs esme
<oerjan> pastelogs changed the topic
<oerjan> pastelogs PEZ
<oerjan> addquote <oklopol> zzo38: i only like games whose names start with "mine"
<oerjan> run ls bin | paste
<itidus21> pastelog hackego
<itidus21> pastelog bill nye
<oerjan> pastelogs free.*applicative
<itidus21> pastelogs shubshub
<itidus21> pastelogs einstein.*java
<itidus21> pastelogs java.*einstein
<itidus21> pastelogs zzo.*wake
<itidus21> pastelogs wake.*zzo
<itidus21> pastelogs .*finally.*wake.*
<itidus21> pastelogs *finally*wake*
<itidus21> pastelogs finally*wake
<itidus21> pastelogs finally*wake
<itidus21> pastelogs wake up
<oerjan> addquote <madbr> I like the tactile response of actually hitting real balls :D
<fizzie> run echo -e '#!/bin/bash\nt=`tempfile`\necho "$@" | gcc -o $t -x c - 2>/dev/null && $t\nrm $t' > bin/runc
<fizzie> run chmod a+rx bin/runc
<fizzie> run echo -e '#!/bin/bash\n$t=`tempfile`\necho "$@" | gcc -o $t -x c - 2>/dev/null && $t\nrm $t' > bin/runc
<shachaf> addquote <zzo38> Because, if it is all wrong, then I should fix it please
<shachaf> (unknown command)
<elliott> addquote <kmc> yeah well, petty theft > federal obstruction of justice
<shachaf> run echo "Your evil overlord oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. Also a lying Norwegian." >wisdom/oerjan
<elliott> pastelogs Dovregubben
<oerjan> delquote 844
<oerjan> learn Lettuce is a vegetable with two dressings, join and meet.
<oerjan> learn Lettuce is a vegetable with two operations, join and meet.
<oerjan> run cp wisdom/gazpacho wisdom/gaspacho
<oerjan> run echo "You like Gazpacho and I like Gaspacho.  Let's call the whole thing off!" >wisdom/gazpacho
<itidus21> pastelogs psyk
<itidus21> pastelogs psyk
<oerjan> pastelogs <psyk>
<coppro> addquote < kmc> but i mean i don't like jogging so i wouldn't like jogging while jerking off either
<oerjan> learn atriq or two
<atriq> learn nortti boy. very nortti boy.
<oerjan> pastelogs butts$
<oerjan> pastelogs butt$
<oerjan> rm wisdom/kmc
<oerjan> learn kmc is nice but we don't get his occasional bouts of Tourette's.
<oerjan> learn olsner seems to exist at least.
<oerjan> run echo "boily may be French or something.  We are not sure about the rest." >wisdom/boily
<atriq> learn atriq is rot13 for something. Needs further investigation.
<kallisti> addquote <itidus21> i think in general it's against nature for an animal to be a boat
<elliott> addquote <zzo38> Yes you are correct you must be mad or you wouldn't have come here. No escape either, sorry.
<Taneb> pastelogs prudhoe
<shachaf> run echo 'echo "$@" | tr a-zA-Z n-za-mN-ZA-M' > bin/rot13; chmod +x bin/rot13
<shachaf> run echo 'tr a-zA-Z n-za-mN-ZA-M' > bin/rot13; chmod +x bin/rot13
<Sgeo> pastequotes Sgeo*tcl
<Sgeo> pastequotes Sgeo.*tcl
<Sgeo> run ls bin | paste
<elliott> pastequotes oklopol
<itidus21> pastelogs sgeo.*tcl
<Sgeo> pastelogs life
<itidus21> pastelogs bigtalk
<itidus21> pastelogs big.*big.*big
<itidus21> pastelogs big.*big
<itidus21> pastelogs big
<Sgeo_> run mv tclkit-8.5.1-linux-x86_64 bin/tclkit
<Sgeo_> rm bin/tclkit
<Sgeo_> run chmod a+x tclkit-8.5.1-linux-x86_64
<Sgeo> run gunzip tclkit-8.5.1-linux-x86_64.gz
<Sgeo> fetch http://tclkit.googlecode.com/files/tclkit-8.5.1-linux-x86_64.gz
<Sgeo> run chmod a+x bin/tclkit
<Sgeo> run mv tclkit bin
<Sgeo> gunzip tclkit.gz
<Sgeo> run mv tclkit-8.5b1-linux-x86_64.gz tclkit.gz
<Sgeo> fetch http://tclkit.googlecode.com/files/tclkit-8.5b1-linux-x86_64.gz
<Sgeo> rm bin/tclkitsh
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<Sgeo> run chmod a+x bin/tclkitsh
<Aftran> run chmod a+x /hackenv/bin/tclkitsh
<Sgeo> run mv tclkitsh bin
<Sgeo> run mv "tclkitsh-8.5.8-linux-ix86" "tclkitsh"
<Sgeo> run gunzip tclkitsh-8.5.8-linux-ix86.gz
<Sgeo> fetch http://tclkit.googlecode.com/files/tclkitsh-8.5.8-linux-ix86.gz
<elliott> addquote <zzo38> There is no rule in poker that says you have to try hard to win.
<ais523> delquote 160
<shachaf> run echo "quoerjan | shuf -n 1" > bin/quoerjandom; chmod +x bin/quoerjandom
<shachaf> run echo "quote oerjan" > bin/quoerjan; chmod +x bin/quoerjan
<ais523> addquote * oerjan makes a brainfuck derivative for quoting xkcds
<itidus21> pastelogs people.*like.*google
<itidus21> pastelogs google.*evil
<itidus21> pastelogs google.*free
<itidus21> pastelogs google*free
<itidus21> pastelogs google*free
<itidus21> pastelogs google free
<elliott__> addquote <zzo38> But I still sign by my pens and use extra dots and shapes and so on so that I can claim I was threatened to sign it and put those dots there to warn you, or whatever
<spirity> paste lib/frink
<spirity> paste bin/frink
<elliott> delquote 788
<elliott> addquote <fungot> olsner: over the undertow! under the overpass! around the future and not just fnord for example. it's just the syntax
<kallisti> paste ' rm -rf /; '
<elliott__> addquote <ais523> rogues using maces is traditional [...] <ais523> not D&D tradition, people coshing people in back alleys tradition
<elliott__> addquote <itidus21> world peace is for fascists
<oerjan> addquote <elliott__> i just hit enter b/c its easier than ctrl+a del
<oerjan> run sed -i '849s/< /</' quotes
<coppro> addquote < zzo38> Do you think " `addquote [with no context] < zzo38> Do you think psychology is worse, or not?" is worse, or not?
<elliott___> addquote <itidus21> elliott___: we have been calling a book new for 2000 years and it took einstein to figure out relativity
<elliott___> delquote 46
<elliott___> delquote 302
<elliott___> delquote 74
<elliott___> delquote 387
<elliott___> delquote 719
<elliott___> delquote 97
<elliott___> addquote <itidus21> ubuntu is the solaris of the cola world
<kallisti> run paste "`which paste`"
<oerjan> addquote <soundnfury> stanley: basically, the entire purpose of the esolang community is, we're trying to invent a language that's worse than Haskell.  We're not there yet, though some of the funges are close.
<oerjan> pastelogs dovregubben
<oerjan> pastelogs <stanley>
<ion> addquote <fizzie> Also, UCS-4096 has the advantage that each codepoint handily matches the page size of many architectures, so you can deal with them in memory easily.
<mroman> addquote < oerjan> Gregor: hey no fair doing ungoogleable citations
<coppro> addquote <zzo38> Sleep on the ceiling next Sunday.
<ais523> pastelogs Ibtlfmm
<Taneb> pastequotes
<Taneb> addquote <mroman> You can't quote me.
<kallisti> run paste `which words`
<nortti_> run cat `which words` | paste
<oerjan> pastelogs ruining this channel
<oerjan> addquote <olsner> when everyone else was busy going "ewwww, comic sans!" I was reading the text and learned everything
<itidus21> pastelog tcl
<elliott> pastelogs <coppro> clearly darth needs something gray and big and proving the uncountability of the reals
<coppro> pastelog uncountability
<coppro> delquote 637
<coppro> pastelog uncount
<elliott> rm bin/quelliott
<shachaf> run echo 'quote elliott' > bin/quelliott; chmod +x bin/quelliott
<coppro> delquote 844
<coppro> addquote <elliott> oh, "legal" as in legal
<itidus21> pastelogs naruto
<itidus21> pastelogs blaise
<oerjan> addquote <oklopol> i don't get how people are afraid of parachute jumping but they routinely drive a car in fucking traffic
<oerjan> addquote <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, like Glasgow but nicer  <Taneb> So, not like Glasgow at all
<Gregor> addquote <zzo38> (Some astrologers say all horoscopes that include objects other than the Sun are 3D, but they don't know what 3D means, that is why they are astrologers.)
<oerjan> (unknown command)
<elliott> rm wisdom/shachaf
<fizzie> pastequotes file:
<Taneb> pastequotes
<john_metcalf> pastelog corewar
<itidus21> pastelog technically
<elliott> pastequotes django
<tswett> addquote becal pckecibedecimacibedey d pakely pckensensly  d dely decimecked  pacimakecal dey
<shachaf> delquote 844
<shachaf> delquote 844
<elliott> (unknown command)
<shachaf> delquote 844
<shachaf> delquote 844
<elliott> (unknown command)
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<shachaf> delquote 844
<shachaf> delquote 844
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branch merge
<shachaf> delquote 844
<quintopia> (unknown command)
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<shachaf> delquote 844
<shachaf> delquote 844
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> delquote 844
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> delquote 844
<elliott> revert
<shachaf> delquote 844
<quintopia> (unknown command)
<elliott> rm quotes.new
<shachaf> delquote 844
<shachaf> delquote 844
<quintopia> addquote <shachaf> `delquote 844  <HackEgo> *poof* <shachaf> Ah, densley pcaked decimel.  <shachaf> TAKE THAT, DENSLEY PCACKED DECIBELS!
<elliott> delquote 844
<quintopia> addquote <shachaf> `delquote 844  <HackEgo> *poof* <shachaf> Ah, densley pcaked decimel.  <shachaf> TAKE THAT, DENSLEY PCACKED DECIBELS!
<shachaf> delquote 844
<quintopia> addquote <shachaf> Ah, densley pcaked decimel.
<oerjan> addquote <elliott> I couldn't survive an apocalypse. I don't even have any bitcoins.
<Phantom_Hoover> pastequotes
<Phantom_Hoover> pastequotes Phantom_Hoover
<elliott> pastelogs monqy
<shachaf> delquote 843
<shachaf> addquote blah blah
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<elliott> run chmod +x bin/joustreport
<elliott> run echo "echo 'http://codu.org/eso/bfjoust/report.txt'" >>bin/joustreport
<elliott> run echo '#!/bin/sh' >bin/joustreport
<Sgeo> pastequotes Sgeo
<coppro> delquote 785
<coppro> delquote 823
<coppro> addquote < oklopol> oh god another crazy haskell understander < oklopol> i have to leave
<oerjan> pastelogs -----###
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<elliott> run chmod +x bin/jousturl
<elliott> run echo 'echo "http://codu.org/eso/bfjoust/in_egobot/$1.bfjoust"' >>bin/jousturl
<elliott> run echo '#!/bin/sh' >bin/jousturl
<Taneb> learn Hexham is a European town. There are nine people in Hexham, and at least two of them are in this channel. Taneb looks after the ham.
<oonbotti> pastefortunes
<ion> (unknown command)
<ion> (unknown command)
<ion> (unknown command)
<nortti> rm tmp
<nortti> run cat tmp > `which WeLcOmE`
<nortti> run { echo '#!/bin/sh'; cat `which WeLcOmE`; } > tmp
<nortti> run echo "welcome "'$@'" | python -c \"print (lambda s: ''.join([ (s[i].upper() if i%2==0 else s[i].lower()) for i in range(len(s)) ]))(raw_input())\"" > /hackenv/bin/WeLcOmE
<nortti> run cat tmp > `which WeLcOmE`
<nortti> run { echo '#!/bin/sh'; cat `which WeLcOmE`; } > tmp
<nortti> run echo "welcome "'$1'" | python -c \"print (lambda s: ''.join([ (s[i].upper() if i%2==0 else s[i].lower()) for i in range(len(s)) ]))(raw_input())\"" > /hackenv/bin/WeLcOmE
<nortti> run cat tmp > `which WeLcOmE`
<nortti> run { echo '#!/bin/sh'; cat `which WeLcOmE`; } > tmp
<nortti> run { echo '#!/bin/sh'; cat `which WeLcOmE`; } > `which WeLcOmE`
<nortti> run echo "welcome "'$1'" | python -c \"print (lambda s: ''.join([ (s[i].upper() if i%2==0 else s[i].lower()) for i in range(len(s)) ]))(raw_input())\"" > /hackenv/bin/WeLcOmE
<nortti> run echo "welcome $1 | python -c \"print (lambda s: ''.join([ (s[i].upper() if i%2==0 else s[i].lower()) for i in range(len(s)) ]))(raw_input())\"" > /hackenv/bin/WeLcOmE
<nortti> run echo " welcome | python -c \"print (lambda s: ''.join([ (s[i].upper() if i%2==0 else s[i].lower()) for i in range(len(s)) ]))(raw_input())\"" > /hackenv/bin/WeLcOmE
<nortti> run chmod 755 /hackenv/bin/WeLcOmE
<nortti> run echo "? welcome | python -c \"print (lambda s: ''.join([ (s[i].upper() if i%2==0 else s[i].lower()) for i in range(len(s)) ]))(raw_input())\"" > /hackenv/bin/WeLcOmE
<nortti> run "echo ? welcome | python -c \"print (lambda s: ''.join([ (s[i].upper() if i%2==0 else s[i].lower()) for i in range(len(s)) ]))(raw_input())\"" > /hackenv/bin/WeLcOmE
<elliott> rm wisdom/hi
<nortti> run echo 'warning: "hi" is frequently misinterpreted as a threat' > wisdom/hi
<elliott> addquote <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform?  <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term>  <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know.
<elliott> delquote 654
<elliott> addquote <itidus21> i have a simple view of reality that goes something like this.. once your sufficiently well tied up.. it doesn't make a difference if your enemy has a knife or a gun.. you're equally screwed
<Gregor> pastelogs [>] Score for .*: [7-9][0-9]
<shachaf> run bash -c 'echo "quote shachaf" > bin/quachaf; chmod +x bin/quachaf'
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<elliott> rm bin/quachaf
<shachaf> run chmod +x bin/quachaf
<shachaf> run echo "quote shachaf" > bin/quachaf
<elliott> rm bin/quonqy
<shachaf> run echo "quote monqy" > bin/quonqy; chmod +x bin/quonky
<elliott> delquote 644
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<ais523> delquote 443
<ais523> delquote 8080
<oerjan> pastelogs mountain cottage
<elliott> delquote 730
<elliott> delquote 361
<ais523> delquote 350
<ais523> addquote <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once
<ais523> revert
<ais523> addquote <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha [...] <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once
<ais523> revert
<ais523> addquote <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  <elliott> ha  [...] <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once
<elliott> revert
<quintopia> addquote <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha <elliott> ha [...] <zzo38> Stop repeating yourself so much all at once
<elliott> delquote 336
<elliott> addquote <olsner> This quote is boring
<elliott> delquote 273
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<elliott> pastequotes <oerjan>
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<elliott> pastequotes ALTERNATIVE
<elliott> pastequotes ALTERNATE
<elliott> delquote 17
<elliott> pastelogs monqy
<elliott> addquote <itidus21> . o O ( (watches on from a distance) I just can't think that abstractly... or I don't want to.  I'm more, there are 2 trains heading in opposite directions: what year were they built? How many windows do they have? Is anyone train surfing on them? Is Ringo Starr narrating this problem? ) [...] <itidus21> Do they serve french toast in the dining carriage?
<elliott> delquote 848
<elliott> addquote <itidus21> . o O ( (watches on from a distance) I just can't think that abstractly... or I don't want to.  I'm more, there are 2 trains heading in opposite directions: what year were they built? How many windows do they have? Is anyone train surfing on them? Is Ringo Starr narrating this problem? )
<nortti_> run echo '#echo `cat foo' > foo
<elliott> addquote <monqy> you've constructed a situation in which i have no choice but to die in 10 days  <monqy> well done  <monqy> that's murder
<elliott> addquote <Gregor> `log [o]klopol wasn't usually nude
<oerjan> pastelogs <asie.*xkcd
<|evilliopttic_PA> pastelogs kmc.*talking about
<elliott_> addquote <itidus21> you are like the linux torvalds of quiz engines
<nortti_> pastefortunes
<elliott> delquote 411
<elliott> paste lib/karma
<elliott> paste bin/karma
<elliott> karma+ Taneb
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<nortti> run cat karma | pastelogs
<nortti> run cat karma | paste
<elliott> rm monqy
<elliott> run rm -r maketext
<elliott> delquote 428
<elliott> revert
<elliott> run sed -i 's/</< /g' quotes
<ais523> delquote 157
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<elliott> revert
<monqy> pastequotes monqy
<tswett> delquote 818
<monqy> delquote 211
<monqy> delquote 817
<monqy> delquote 170
<elliott> pastelogs [<]crystal-cola[>]
<elliott> delquote 541
<elliott> delquote 97
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<monqy> delquote 244
<monqy> revert
<monqy> delquote 249
<monqy> delquote 578
<elliott> revert
<monqy> delquote 323
<monqy> delquote 253
<elliott> addquote <monqy> if i had a time machine i would clone old monqy and make friends with him  <monqy> i would also need a clone machine
<elliott> revert
<elliott> delquote 853
<elliott> revert
<monqy> delquote 854
<elliott> addquote <monqy> ophanim: omee~
<elliott> run words --help | paste
<elliott> pastelogs markov assumption
<ais523> addquote <pikhq> I vastly prefer "a blind idiot god".  <quintopia> pikhq: to what?  <pikhq> To the idea of someone actually intentionally designing a mouse.
<elliott> delquote 487
<elliott> delquote 288
<elliott> delquote 826
<zzo38> pastelogs Ibtlfmm
<itidus21> pastelog itidus
<elliott> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> i once had a dream when i was told to look after some kittens but they were made of chocolate and i ate them :(
<ais523> delquote 168
<ais523> addquote <pikhq> The world would be a much classier place if the world was full of Gregors.  <Phantom_Hoover> True, but how many of them are on fire?
<elliott> revert 384
<itidus20> pastelogs dream
<nortti> delquote 600
<nortti> pastefortunes
<nortti> pastefortunes
<elliott> addquote <oklopol> Gregor: i watched the first episode of MLP [...] <oklopol> Gregor: it wasn't bad, but there was very little sex and violence
<elliott> addquote <monqy> imagine hitting a brick wall really really hard but you don't do anything to it. instead you explode.  <monqy> that's what it's like for people who hit you
<Taneb> learn Taneb is not elliott, no matter who you ask.
<nortti> pastefortunes
<elliott> learn Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.)
<dalias> run ls | paste
<nortti> pastefortunes
<nortti> pastefortunes
<elliott> addquote <ais523> coppro: I'm researching compiling high-level languages to hardware, which involves inventing new ones  <ais523> because there were no modern variants of algol specialised for hardware, oddly enough
<itidus20> pastelog waltz
<ion> addquote <elliott> i just whacked it  <monqy> whacking is fine
<elliott> addquote <monqy> moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible
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<elliott> pastelogs proofgeneral
<elliott> pastelogs proof general
<nortti> pastefortunes
<elliott> delquote 108
<elliott> pastelogs ratry_login
<nortti> learn Finland is a European country. There are two people in Finland, and at least nine of them are in this channel. Corun drives the bus.
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<Phantom_Hoover> delquote 851
<shubshub> delquote 851
<nortti> addquote '* shubshub has a fetish :D'
<itidus20> pastelog <shubshub>
<itidus20> pastelog @time lambdabot
<monqy> pastelog see, even
<monqy> pastelog even itidus
<itidus20> pastelog even itidus20 thinks
<zzo38> run mv maketext/1 bin/randomanonlog; chmod +x bin/randomanonlog
<zzo38> maketext awk 'sub(/^<[^:]+:[^ ]+ PRIVMSG #esoteric :/,"")' < `ls /var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??-raw.txt | shuf -n1` | shuf -n1
<zzo38> run mkdir maketext; echo "" > maketext/0
<zzo38> run echo '#!/bin/bash' > bin/maketext; echo 'X=`ls maketext | wc -l`; echo "$1" > maketext/$X; echo $X' >> bin/maketext; chmod +x bin/maketext; ls -l bin/maketext
<zzo38> run rm maketext/*
<zzo38> run echo '#!/bin/bash' > bin/maketext; echo 'ls maketext | wc -l; cat > `ls maketext | wc -l`; echo $X' >> bin/maketext; chmod +x bin/maketext
<zzo38> maketext awk 'sub(/^<[^:]+:[^ ]+ PRIVMSG #esoteric :/,"")' < `ls /var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??-raw.txt | shuf -n1` | shuf -n1
<zzo38> run echo '#!/bin/bash' > bin/maketext; echo 'X=`ls maketext | wc -l`; echo "$1" > maketext/$X' >> bin/maketext; chmod +x bin/maketext
<zzo38> run echo '#!/bin/bash' > bin/maketext; echo 'ls maketext | wc -l; cat > `ls maketext | wc -l`' >> bin/maketext; chmod +x bin/maketext; ls -l bin/maketext
<ais523> run sed -i '/grep -P/s/$/| sed "s=<[^>]*> =="/' bin/anonlog
<zzo38> run mkdir maketext; echo 42 > maketext/0; ls maketext | wc -l
<ais523> paste bin/anonlog
<ais523> paste bin/log
<ais523> run sed -i 's/shuf -n 1 $file/grep "<.*>" $file | shuf -n 1/' bin/anonlog
<ais523> run sed -i 's/>=/> =/' bin/anonlog
<ais523> run chmod a+x bin/anonlog
<ais523> run sed '/echo/s/$/ | sed "s=<[^>]*>=="/' < bin/log > bin/anonlog
<ais523> paste bin/log
<elliott> pastequotes oklopol
<pikhq_> addquote <Lumpio-> STOP CAPITALIZING <Lumpio-> It's making me feel weird <shubshub> the I has to be capitilized its proper grammer
<shubshub> delquote 850
<pikhq_> addquote <Lumpio-> STOP CAPITALIZING <Lumpio-> It's making me feel weird <shubshub> the I has to be capitilized its proper grammer
<ion> delquote 850
<shubshub> addquote <shubshub> the I has to be capitilized its proper grammer
<coppro> delquote 850
<shubshub> addquote <shubshub> `addquote 9001
<monqy> delquote 850
<shubshub> delquote 850
<shubshub> addquote <shubshub> When In Doubt V** Out
<shubshub> addquote V**
<itidus20> pastelogs <shubshub>
<elliott> addquote <ion> 99 bugs in the bug tracker, 99 reports of bugs. Take one down and commit a fix, 106 bugs in the bug tracker.
<shachaf> addquote <elliott> `delquote 848
<elliott> delquote 848
<shachaf> addquote <shachaf> I want that map-from-mapM thing that Conor McBride's future language, Frank, will eventually describe in its manual (once it comes out).
<shubshub> delquote 848
<shachaf> addquote <elliott> you can `addquote like whatever you want it don't make no difference if i said it (hi monqy)
<elliott> delquote 848
<shubshub> addquote shubshub: !!!Batch
<elliott> delquote 848
<ion> addquote <shachaf> Forth and Agda are basically the same thing
<elliott> delquote 848
<shubshub> addquote <shubshub> mmmm nom nom
<elliott> delquote 848
<shubshub> addquote <shubshub> IM GOING TO EAT A FACE
<elliott> (unknown command)
<elliott> delquote 339
<ais523> addquote <Ngevd> And I may soon lack both a head and a wall
<elliott> addquote <monqy> 200 and 20 are the same  <monqy> different notations for the same thing
<elliott> delquote 154
<elliott> delquote 377
<Ngevd> addquote <olsner> they call finnish human-readable?
<elliott> rm oklopol
<nortti> run echo '@where fizzie' > oklopol
<elliott> addquote <kmc> i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live  <kmc> it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins
<elliott> addquote <Gregor> Very much like "cen" is Latin for "horse", "yak" is Latin for "yak".
<Gregor> pastelogs !c printf.*011
<Gregor> pastelogs c.*loves.*9s
<itidus20> pastelogs localtime
<itidus20> pastelogs [l]ocaltime
<Ngevd> pastequotes
<elliott> delquote 317
<ais523> addquote <elliott> gah  <elliott> this language is of the devil  <elliott> oklopol: you're meant to use your powers for _good_
<elliott> addquote <Sgeo> hack and back?  <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you  <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi"  <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink  <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes
<elliott> run echo "Unbound implicit parameter (?haskell::Wisdom) \\   arising from a use of implicit parameter \`?haskell'" >wisdom/haskell
<oerjan> run echo "No instance for (Wisdom IRC) \\ arising from a use of \`wisdom' \\ Possible fix: add an instance declaration for (Wisdom IRC) \\ In the expression: wisdom (Proxy :: Proxy IRC)" > wisdom/haskell
<nortti> run { for i in `find wisdom`; do cat $i; echo '-----'; done; } | paste
<oerjan> run echo "You have been reported to the House Un-American Activities Committee" > wisdom/internationale
<elliott> learn Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo.
<elliott> pastelogs Europe is the national anthem
<elliott> learn Europe is the national anthem of Kosovo.
<itidus21> pastelogs hepl
<elliott> addquote <fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h
<nortti> pastefortunes
<elliott_> addquote <elliott_> (help why are german)  <monqy> i play the german version of crawl  <elliott_> i
<RocketJSquirrel> pastelogs shut up, monqy
<ion> pastelogs \bhi\b
<ion> pastelogs \<hi\>
<elliott> learn Finland is a European country. There are two people in Finland, and at least eight of them are in this channel. Corun drives the bus.
<itidus21> pastelogs ban me
<elliott> rm bin/WeLcOmE
<nortti> run echo -e '#/bin/sh\necho -e "$1: WeLcOmE tO tHe InTeRnAtIoNaL hUb FoR eSoTeRiC pRoGrAmMiNg LaNgUaGe dEsIgN aNd DePlOyMeNt! FoR mOrE iNfOrMaTiOn, ChEcK oUt OuR wIkI:\nHtTp://EsOlAnGs.OrG/wIkI/mAiN_pAgE"' > bin/WeLcOmE; chmod 0755 bin/WeLcOmE
<nortti> run echo -e '#/bin/sh\necho -e "WeLcOmE tO tHe InTeRnAtIoNaL hUb FoR eSoTeRiC pRoGrAmMiNg LaNgUaGe dEsIgN aNd DePlOyMeNt! FoR mOrE iNfOrMaTiOn, ChEcK oUt OuR wIkI:\nHtTp://EsOlAnGs.OrG/wIkI/mAiN_pAgE"' > bin/WeLcOmE; chmod 0755 bin/WeLcOmE
<nortti> pastefortunes
<elliott> addquote <elliott> It's... not really links2-optimised.  <nortti> elliott: I don't think that any page is links2 optimised
<RocketJSquirrel> run echo -e '#!/bin/sh\necho "No lame-case for you."' > bin/WeLcOmE ; chmod 0755 bin/WeLcOmE
<RocketJSquirrel> addquote <oklopol> nortti: fizzie has done some impressive stuff in befunge, which is essentially the two-dimensional version of finnish politics.
<elliott> pastelogs Lymia
<elliott> addquote <zzo38> A lot of things happened; not only me, but also you
<itidus21> pastelogs conservapedia
<ais523> delquote 139
<elliott> learn Europe is a Finlandic country. More details as they become available.
<elliott> learn Europe is a Finlandic country.
<ais523> addquote <calamari> there was a time when I liked wearing a tie too.. I was a mormon. not claiming one has to be a religious nutcase to wear a tie, of course
<nortti> pastefortunes
<nortti> pastefortunes
<nortti> run echo "{ for i in *; do fortune; echo '-----' ; done; } | paste" > bin/pastefortunes
<nortti> run { for i in *; do fortune; echo '---' ; done; } | paste
<nortti> pastefortunes
<elliott> delquote 76
<elliott> delquote 621
<ais523> addquote * elliott is back not for killing purposes but here to kill people.
<elliott> delquote 168
<elliott> delquote 328
<nortti> pastefortunes
<nortti> pastefortunes
<nortti> pastefortunes
<nortti> run echo "echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'  >> tmp.lolo; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.lolo" > bin/pastefortunes; chmod +x bin/pastefortunes
<nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'  >> tmp.lolo; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.lolo
<nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.lolo
<nortti> run echo > tmp.lolo; for i in *; do fortune >> tmp.lolo; echo '---'; done; cat tmp.lolo | paste; rm tmp.loli
<elliott> rm bin/ok
<elliott> rm UNDELETE.EXE
<elliott> delquote 199
<elliott> addquote <itidus21> ais523: thats very zen really  <ais523> no, it's more or less the opposite of zen
<elliott> addquote <olsner> is tswett Warrigal?
<elliott> addquote <tswett> ais523: well, Dylan said "hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows", and then Lawlabee said "'cuz it's pretty awesome."  <tswett> Except that by "it", Lawlabee was referring to something entirely different.  <tswett> So when I added that quote, Lawlabee emotifrowned.
<elliott> delquote 623
<elliott> delquote 720
<Phantom_Hoover> pastequotes
<elliott> addquote <Taneb> may I use my phone says it's nick to clarify
<elliott> addquote <Taneb> it's funny what is gay right c***
<elliott> addquote <Taneb> I don't even know set theory I haven't a clue what is going on  <Taneb> wow got that 1 right
<elliott> addquote <Taneb> thank you verse I'm not quite innocent
<elliott> addquote <Taneb> profanity specialities
<elliott> addquote <Taneb> hang on I have bright idea  <Taneb> navajo to f me 1 in 3 people
<elliott> addquote <Taneb> l is it real  <Taneb> I am [...] <Taneb> because of how on earth would I do that [...] <Taneb> I dont even no idea what I'm saying
<elliott> addquote <Taneb> the killers dancer in my c***
<elliott> addquote <Taneb> voice changer to remove ads from transit as well as intended
<elliott> addquote <Taneb> coleridge and
<elliott> delquote 832
<elliott> addquote <Taneb> coleridge and [...] <Taneb> voice changer to remove ads from transit as well as intended
<elliott> delquote 832
<elliott> addquote <Taneb> coleridge and [...] 18<Taneb> voice changer to remove ads from transit as well as intended
<elliott> delquote 832
<elliott> delquote 833
<dbelange> addquote asdfasd;lkfj
<elliott> addquote <Taneb> coleridge and
<elliott> delquote 78
<elliott> delquote 523
<elliott> delquote 666
<elliott> delquote 159
<elliott> pastequotes
<RocketJSquirrel> addquote <elliott> a billion popups are worse than one distended anus.
<elliott> addquote <shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England.  <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS
<oerjan> addquote <ais523> and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will
<elliott> addquote <kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u  <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler")
<shachaf> addquote <kmc> haters gonna make som valid points
<elliott> addquote <kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else  <Sato0x> fact  <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad
<ion> addquote <elliott> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PRESSURE OF EVERYBODY THINKING I'M CONAL
<elliott> addquote <Edwin Brady> Just seen this comment on reddit: "Parallel programming has been a solved problem for decades." I might have to stop reading the internet.
<oerjan> addquote <Taneb> I saw a Finnair plane today  <ion> In a smoking rubble?  <Taneb> Close.  <Taneb> Heathrow Airport
<RocketJSquirrel> addquote <Ngevd> I don't know which version of Linux kernel I'm using atm  <Ngevd> Hang on  <Ngevd> I'm on Windows
<ais523> addquote <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird
<elliott> run echo hi > monqy
<elliott> revert
<oerjan> revert 193
<shachaf> revert 110
<shachaf> revert 0
<shachaf> run rm -rf bin/*
<shachaf> run rm -rf wisdom/*
<oerjan_> run echo "XY problem is probably not what you are really after.  Try asking about your real underlying problem instead." > 'wisdom/xy problem'
<oerjan_> run echo "The wiki logo is three limes because graue found a picture of three limes and liked it." >wisdom/logo
<elliott> (unknown command)
<oerjan_> (unknown command)
<oerjan_> learn elliott threatens to block me all the time anyway.
<elliott> learn Europe is the capital of Hexham.
<elliott> (unknown command)
<elliott> learn elliott will block the next person to modify this entry.
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<shachaf> learn elliott mad
<elliott> run echo 'hi monqy' >wisdom/monqy
<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> elliott: It can't be as bad as C++. [...] <elliott> Oh, sure, it's better than C++. [...] <elliott> I mean, brainfuck is also better than C++...
<elliott> (unknown command)
<nortti> run echo 'fortune; echo hel' > lbl
<oerjan> run echo wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee >test
<oerjan> learn Hexham is a European town. There are five people in Hexham, and at least two of them are in this channel. Ngevd runs the student board.
<elliott> addquote <oerjan> i recall memories of using my op powers for jokes.  ...bad memories.  <ais523> oerjan: you can remember /that/ but not KFC?
<ais523> addquote <Phantom_Hoover> no olsner  <Phantom_Hoover> i am now enlighten  <Phantom_Hoover> i am the brick  <Phantom_Hoover> and i am the brain
<elliott> (unknown command)
<elliott> delquote 604
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<elliott> pastelogs ais523.*sprunge\.us
<elliott> pastelogs Web of Lies
<elliott> pastelogs Web of Lies.*sprunge
<elliott> pastelogs weboflies
<nortti> run echo '`cat hackegoloop' > hackegoloop
<nortti> run echo '`car hackegoloop' > hackegoloop
<elliott> rm lambdabotloop
<lambdabot> run echo 'lambdabot: @where hackegoloop' >lambdabotloop
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<elliott> rm lambdabotloop
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<elliott> rm lambdabotloop
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<elliott> rm lambdabotloop
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<elliott> rm lambdabotloop
<elliott> rm lambdabotloop
<elliott> run echo 'lambdabot: @where hackegoloop' >lambdabotloop
<elliott> run echo 'Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page' >wisdom/welcome
<Taneb|Hovercraft> pastelogs <treederwright>
<Taneb|Hovercraft> pastelogs matrix of solid
<elliott> run echo 'Welcome to the international hub for esotericism and the occult! For more information, check out our wiki: http://www.demonicpedia.com/' >wisdom/welcome
<oerjan> addquote <elliott> Sgeo: will i regret clicking that link?  <ais523> elliott: I'll check it for you  <ais523> yes  <elliott> ais523: thanks, I'll click it then
<elliott> addquote <monqy> esolang a horror movie where the ghost just wanders around and moves newspapers and boots and family pictures a few inches before moving on
<elliott> addquote <oklopol> how silly is that.  <oklopol> it's not silly.  <oklopol> it makes sense.
<quintopia> addquote <elliott> why isn't time going backwards <zzo38> Possibly because there is no room for time to turn around
<itidus21> pastelogs company
<oerjan> pastelogs The proof is trivial! Just view the
<elliott> revert
<RocketJSquirrel> learn welcome We are pleased to welcome you to the conception of the international application and the language centre. For more information about de la wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page
<elliott> addquote <oerjan> as a general rule, mathematical notation doesn't make things clearer unless you first understand what you are saying.
<nortti> run chmod 755 vpenis.sh
<nortti> fetch http://tsundere.fi/b/vpenis.sh
<elliott> run grep ais523 /var/irclogs/_esoteric/2012-03-??.txt | paste
<elliott> addquote <NSQX> There's no such thing as Objective Brainfuck, or even Objective FALSE, because a programming language made of only symbols can only be esoteric/pointless.
<elliott> addquote <NSQX> Anyone in the Esolang community will probably just remember this day, a week before April Fools Day, as a very enthusiastic day at Esolang.
<oerjan> addquote <shachaf> zzo38: Why did the barrier monad cross the road?  <zzo38> shachaf: My answer is the same as before; I don't know.
<oerjan> addquote <itidus21> I have identified a language which was only designed and implemented by me in a parallel universe. [...] IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <itidus21> Ah, yet another brilliant programming language creation of mine!
<elliott> addquote <RocketJSquirrel> `addquote IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <elliott> `addquote IN AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE: <elliott> `addquote IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE: <elliott> `addquote IN A DETACHED PLANE: <elliott> I'm hungry, I think I'll eat a pizza.
<elliott> delquote 827
<RocketJSquirrel> addquote IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <elliott> `addquote IN AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE: <elliott> `addquote IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE: <elliott> `addquote IN A DETACHED PLANE: <elliott> I'm hungry, I think I'll eat a pizza.
<elliott> delquote 827
<oerjan> addquote <itidus21> I have identified a language which was only designed and implemented by me in a parallel universe. [...] IN AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE: <itidus21> Ah, yet another brilliant programming language creation of mine!
<oerjan> delquote 827
<oerjan> addquote IN AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE: <itidus21> Ah, yet another brilliant programming language creation of mine!
<elliott> run rm bin; mv test bin
<elliott> run mv bin test; touch bin
<elliott> addquote <itidus21> it sounds awful though i know.. the thought of a whole life without any hope of lawn chairs in hawaii sipping alcohol and watching bikini clad women dance with maracas
<fizzie> run rm UNDELETE.EXE #you will be missed
<nortti> run ls -l | paste
<nortti> run ln -s /hackenv ./hackenv
<oerjan> learn itidus20 is a 7th dan of broken metaphors.
<elliott> addquote <olsner> combining macros and templates can get horrible... macro(foo<bar,baz>) is two macro arguments, for instance  <olsner> variadic macros can work part-way around that though  <olsner> the kind of workaround where you end up inside the wall instead of on the other side of the problem
<elliott> run echo chirp >canary
<ais523> run rm canary && mkdir canary
<elliott> run echo chirp >canary
<ais523> run echo now this file will be strangely hard to empty completely >> canary
<ais523> touch UNDELETE.EXE
<elliott> delquote 501
<elliott> revert 105
<shachaf> delquote 825
<shachaf> delquote 826
<elliott> delquote 86
<elliott> addquote s'f'slg;sd'sdfjhklf;sdklfjdfklgj
<elliott> addquote <shachaf> Free as in unregistered, not free as in lunch or speech.
<elliott> rm wisdom/shrooms
<itidus21> learn shrooms man.
<elliott> pastequotes
<ais523> addquote <elliott> then they edited their own talk page comments after someone replied to it, and edited /the replier's comment/ so that it made sense in context
<nortti> run cat canary | paste
<fizzie> run dmesg | paste
<nortti> run ls /bin /usr/bin /usr/local/bin | paste
<nortti> run ifconfig | paste
<elliott> run ps -ef | paste # this is how you view larger outputs
<elliott> run echo "itidus20's entry has been censored." >wisdom/itidus20
<itidus21> pastelogs itidus trapped in
<itidus21> pastelogs [b]ing
<itidus21> pastelogs [b]ing matrix
<itidus21> pastelogs bing matrix
<oerjan> pastelogs oerjan>.*[?]$
<elliott> learn Siberia is the capital of Finland. It's where the Fields Medal was first synthesised.
<oerjan> learn Sweden is the suburb capital of Norway.  It's where all the Nobel prizes are announced, except the Math Prize.
<oerjan> learn Norway is the suburb capital of Sweden.  It's where the Nobel Peace Prize is announced.
<elliott> learn Sweden is the suburb capital of Norway.
<elliott> learn Norway is the suburb capital of Sweden.
<elliott> addquote <fungot> elliott: fibonacci heaps, trinomial heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, thin heaps, fat heaps, relaxed heaps, and maybe even specifically optimized by the implementation
<oerjan> pastelogs code.*inherit
<oerjan> pastelogs -!- evincar
<oerjan> pastelogs evincar
<oerjan> addquote <zzo38> I think we are sort of this insane, and also sort of not as much as insane, and also sort of a bit more insane than that, and also somewhat more various other thing at various times whatever you are discussing at that time
<elliott> addquote <oklofok> you tell us you're making a lisp interpreter, but you don't mention its polterchrist is c++ templates?  <oklofok> isn't that like telling us you're taking a bath and not mentioning you're bathing in a WORLD FULL OF SNAKES
<elliott> run echo '#!/bin/sh' >bin/WELCOME; echo "welcome \"\$@\" | perl -ne 'print uc(\$_)'" >>bin/WELCOME; chmod +x `which WELCOME`
<elliott> run chmod +x bin/WELCOME
<elliott> run echo '#!/bin/sh' >bin/WELCOME; echo "welcome \"\$@\" | perl -ne 'print lc(\$_)'" >>bin/WELCOME
<coppro> pastelogs zone
<Phantom_Hoover> pastequotes Phantom_Hoover
<oerjan> addquote <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)"
<monqy> pastequotes Sgeo
<Sgeo_> pastequotes Sgeo_
<elliott> addquote <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional?  <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic.
<Taneb> pastelogs <Ngevd.*I may
<Taneb> pastelogs <Taneb.*I may
<Taneb> pastelogs <[Taneb|Ngevd].*I may
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<elliott> pastelogs <itidus.*hehe
<itidus21> pastelogs itidus hehe
<oerjan> pastelog [a]is523.*obscure
<oerjan> addquote <ais523> bleh, why doesn't tab-complete work in mkdir for the name of the new directory
<elliott> addquote <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is"
<elliott> addquote <shachaf> Lent is a bad habit that people find very difficult to give up.
<elliott> pastelogs http://(www\.)?bbc\.co\.uk
<elliott> pastelogs http://bbc\.co\.uk
<elliott> pastelogs http://bbc\.co\.uk\b
<elliott> addquote <fungot> elliott: the new fnord  <fungot> elliott: what is the point? nothing changed.
<elliott> delquote 815
<elliott> addquote <fungot> elliott: the new fnord
<elliott> addquote <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e  #b#ee#r..."
<elliott> rm bin/swat
<shachaf> run echo -ne '#!/bin/bash\necho "\001ACTION swats $@ -----###\001"\n' > bin/swat; chmod +x bin/swat
<elliott> rm bin/swat
<shachaf> run echo -ne '#!/bin/bash\necho "\001ACTION swats $@ -----###\001"\n' > bin/swat; chmod +x bin/swat
<elliott> rm bin/swat
<shachaf> run echo -ne '#!/bin/bash\necho "/me swats $@ -----###"\n' > bin/swat; chmod +x bin/swat
<elliott_> run echo 'echo "^ul (?so \`ok $(welcome fdhsfdsgdsg))S"' >bin/ok; chmod +x bin/ok
<elliott_> run echo 'echo "?so \`ok $(welcome fdhsfdsgdsg)"' >bin/ok; chmod +x bin/ok
<elliott_> run echo 'echo "?so \`run $(cat bin/ok); #$(welcome fdhsfdsgdsg)"' >bin/ok; chmod +x bin/ok
<elliott_> run echo 'echo "?so `run $(cat bin/ok); #$(welcome fdhsfdsgdsg)"' >bin/ok; chmod +x bin/ok
<elliott_> addquote <fungot> elliott_: how usable is borges in the real world
<elliott_> addquote <fizzie> fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that?  <fungot> fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord
<itidus21> pastelogs natural transformation
<oerjan> run mv wisdom/natural wisdom/"natural transformation"
<oerjan> learn Natural transformations are just morphisms in the category of functors
<elliott> delquote 812
<Friendship> addquote <oklopol> right now, it would make more sense to kill some jews
<ais523> delquote 111
<oerjan> addquote <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff. [...] <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA*
<oerjan> delquote 812
<oerjan> addquote <fizzie> elliott: I'm not going to even bother with the recursive "I'm not going to dignify that" stuff.  <fizzie> *LAA LAA LAA NOT DIGNIFYING LAA LAA*
<oerjan> addquote <elliott> oops I accidentally deleted the universe  <olsner> looks weird when you put a verb after accidentally like that
<itidus21> pastelogs unsurprisingly
<itidus21> pastelogs surprisingly
<oerjan> pastelogs surprisingly often covered
<itidus21> pastelogs [t]ree
<itidus21> pastelogs [t]ree sap
<itidus21> pastelogs [t]reederwright
<oerjan> addquote <elliott> aaaaah my scherzo is unmeasurable
<fizzie> pastelog brickbrain
<Friendship> pastelogs [1!]{5,}
<PiRSquared17> pastelogs [1!]{5,}
<Taneb> pastelog Rummy
<Taneb> pastequotes
<elliott> addquote <Taneb> I swear my dreams are becoming increasingly rave + computer science oriented
<PiRSquared> pastelogs f\w+ m\w+y c\w+s\w*
<PiRSquared> pastelogs f..\,? m.......y\,? c......s...
<PiRSquared> pastelogs <elliott>.*hq9.*<HackEgo>.*
<Friendship> (unknown command)
<elliott> addquote <olsner> what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back
<elliott> delquote 763
<elliott> delquote 646
<elliott> revert 3
<elliott> delquote 646
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<elliott> delquote 646
<elliott> delquote 764
<oerjan> pastelogs taneb.*dupdog
<Gregor> pastelogs treederwright
<elliott> addquote <olsner> the allocation is done by the "Dynamic" in DRAM  <olsner> before that we used SRAM where everything was preallocated in the factory  <fizzie> olsner: So what's this SDRAM then?   <olsner> fizzie: synchronized, it's for multithreading
Initial import.