<b_jonas> le/rn kithkin/Kithkins are genericized halflings for intellectual property reasons, except they also have some limited telepathy to remote sense each others\' emotions.

#!/usr/bin/perl
$_ = (join " ", @ARGV) || `words`; s/^\s+|\s+$//g; print "Hi $_. "; if (/[aeiouyAEIOUY]/) { s/^[^aeiouyAEIOUY]*/H/; } else { s/^./H/; } print "$_.";