1) <Aftran> I used computational linguistics to kill her.
2) <Slereah> EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork"
3) <Quas_NaArt> Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... <Quas_NaArt> More practice is in order.
4) <AnMaster> that's where I got it <AnMaster> rocket launch facility gift shop
5) <Warrigal> GKennethR: he should be told that you should always ask someone before killing them.
6) <Quas_NaArt> His body should be given to science. <GKennethR> He's alive :P <GreenReaper> Even so.
7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that.
8) <SimonRC> TODO: sex life
9) <Madelon> Lil`Cube: you had cavity searches? <Lil`Cube> not yet <Lil`Cube> trying to thou, just so I can check it off on my list of things to expirence
10) <reddit user "othermatt"> So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs?
11) <Madelon> 11 holes for me :D
12) <GKennethR-L> :d <(I can lick my nose!)
13) <fungot> GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know.
14) <Warrigal> "You're at that stage in your life where you're going to want to do some things in private." --my mom
15) <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, you know the rest.
16) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE.
17) <fizzie after embedding some of his department research into fungot> Finally I have found some actually useful purpose for it.
18) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly.
19) <FireFly> Meh <FireFly> ._.
20) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him!
21) <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to have two heads
22) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once
23) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste
24) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste"
25) <ehird> so i can only conclude that it is flawed, or the world is utterly bonkers
26) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): <ehird> So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset seist du der Fuhrer Hitler!
27) SUPLENTES EN UN UNIVERSO (MUSSOLINI CUANDO CONQUISTO EL MUNDO): <ehird> i tan solo puede concluir que es defectuoso, o el mundo esta absolutamente loco. Todos a la gloria Il Duce!
28) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers
29) <Deewiant> ehird: There is no h in "honour"
30) <kaelis> so, he.. uh <kaelis> basically probed me with a weasel.
31) <ais523> after all, what are DVD players for?
32) <ehird> pikhq: A lunar nation is totally pointless.  <fungebob> ehird: consider low-gravity porn  <ehird> fungebob: OK. Now I'm convinced.
33) <zzo38> I am not on the moon.
34) <ehird> Or the brutal rape of the English language!  <pikhq> That wasn't rape. English is always willing.
35) <augur> augur: pretty true.
36) <oklopol> i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that.
37) <ehird> is there a problem with it being carbonized :D  <augur> yes: carbonized coffee bean is known more commonly as "charcoal"
38) <oklopol> anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true  <oklopol> should put that on my todo list
39) <lacota> I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary
40) <Dylan> kaelis: yes kaelis, but however will get the horses to wear knickers?
41) <oklopol> i'm my dad's unborn sister
42) <ehird> `translatefromto hu en Hogy hogy hogy ami kemeny   <HackEgo> How hard is that
43) <mycroftiv> [...] sometimes i cant get out of bed becasue the geometry of the sheet tangle is too fascinating from a topological perspective
44) <Dylan> actually, I pretended to be a hobo to get directions
45) <fizzie> Seconds. 30 of them. Did I forget the word?
46) <ehird> With enough crappiness a display can show you invisible pink unicorns.
47) <fizzie> The thing is just to exist
48) <Deewiant> I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly
49) <Aftran> It looks like my hairs are too fat.  Can you help me split them?
50) <Deewiant> Reality isn't a part of physics
51) <Octalnet> oklofok: I'm a tad over-apologetic. I apologize.
52) <pikhq> Gregor is often a scandalous imposter. It's all the hats, I tell you.
53) <GregorR-L> If I ever made a game where you jabbed bears ... <GregorR-L> I'd call it jabbear.
54) <oklopol> GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer?
55) <ehird> no Deewiant <Deewiant> No?! <Deewiant> I've been living a lie <ehird> yep. <Deewiant> Excuse me while I jump out of the window ->
56) <GregorR> ??? <GregorR> Are the cocks actually just implanted dildos? <GregorR> Or are there monster dildos and cocks? <GregorR> Or are both the dildos and cocks monster?
57) <apollo> Maternal instincts?   <apollo> Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops?
58) <Warrigal> I think hamsters cannot be inert.
59) <apollo> What is there to talk about besides gay slang?
60) <apollo> I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc.
61) <Madelon> yay fire!   * Madelon combusts spontaneously.
62) <Warrigal> Porn.   <Warrigal> There, see?
63) <apollo> So... copyright doesn't really apply to God.
64) <Madelon> both of you, quit it with the f-bombs.   <Madelon> kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in?
65) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands?
66) <oklopol> hmm, this is hard
67) <oklopol> actually just ate some of the dog food because i didn't have any human food... after a while they start tasting like porridge
68) <oklopol> if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has
69) <Oranjer> oohhh  <Oranjer> ha  <Oranjer> heh  <madbrain> and what are your other characteristics?  <Oranjer> oh, many, madbrain  <Oranjer> but it's hardly worth it to go on with listing that list here
70) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----###  <FireFly> Meh  * FireFly dies
71) <fungot> Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis".
72) <fax> im the worst person in the world
73) <fungot> i am sad ( of course by analogy) :) smileys)
74) <fungot> ehird: every set can be well-ordered. corollary: every set s has the same diagram used from famous program talisman with fnord windows to cascade, someone i would never capitalize " i"
75) <oklopol> Warrigal: what do you mean by 21?
76) <coppro> SF.net porn :/   <ehird> Oh yeah, baby, gimme that... bloated download page?
77) <Madelon> I want to read about Paris in the period 1900-1914   <Madelon> not about the sexual preferences of a bunch of writers >.>
78) <oklofok> i use dynamic indentation, i indent lines k times, if they are used O(n^k) times during a run of the program
79) <AnMaster> I'm 100% of what sort of magic was involved in it
80) <ehird> Gracenotes: No I said it does 54-bit
81) <Warrigal> Invalid! Kill! Kill! <Aftran> I get that feeling too.
82) <Warrigal> It's not incest if you're third cousins!
83) <Warrigal> What do you call the husband of my first cousin once removed?   <apollo> Warrigal: "Hey, Sexy."
84) <@Lawlabee> Why does Monday start at 10PM on Sunday?
85) <Dylan> Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter
86) <xan> if you watch jaws backwards it's a movie about a giant shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach
87) <Eeyore> I used to have salt licks for my horses. They would make cool abstract sculptures with them.
88) <coppro> hmm... does anyone know a nonsense game designed for the mentally handicapped involving yelling
89) <Sgeo> I'd imagine that it already has, and no one noticed
90) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log?  <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED.
91) <fedoragirl> My mascot is a tree of broccoli.
92) <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome.
93) [Warrigal] `addquote <Dylan> hahaha, Lawlabee is running windows <Lawlabee> 'cuz it's pretty awesome.     [Lawlabee] Warrigal: :(
94) <Warrigal> I cannot eat meat that isn't flat.
95) Note that quote number 124 is not actually true.
96) <Warrigal> Ah, vulva.   <Warrigal> What is that, anyway?
97) <Ami> Discrimination fields ACTIVATE.
98) <Slereah> I can do everything a Turing machine can do, except love
99) <MissPiggy> bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay
100) <virtuhird> Sgeo_: Gregorr: and someone could, by mistake, rewrite psox to be a weak erection if it is... A filename.
101) <Warrigal> So, I'm inside a bottle which is being carried by a robot.
102) <dtsund> For those who don't know: INTERCAL is basically the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming languages. Not useful for anything serious, but pretty funny when viewed from the outside.
103) <Warrigal> A person's sex is not the same thing as their penis length.
104) <scarf> and an AMICED literal would presumably /add/ info to the source  <scarf> whatever info gets added, that's the value that the AMICED doesn't contain  <scarf> it's all falling into place
105) <Aftran> Clearly we should be like Mumbai and get of vehicle dors. <Warrigal> Get of vehicle dors? <Warrigal> I think Aftran had a French phrase there. <Firenze> Les vehicles d'or
106) <ais523> so a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.com might be self-relative, but a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com always means a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.com.?
107) <ais523> let's put that in the HackEgo quotes files, just to completely mystify anyone who looks back along them in the future
108) <fax> oklopol geez what are you doing here  <oklokok> ...i don't know :<  <oklokok> i actually ate until now, although i guess i also did other things...
109) <songhead95> think of all the starving kids in china who don't have rotting sea life to eat
110) <Warrigal> Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point.
111) <Warrigal> I seem to think of coaxial cables as being omnipotent somehow.
112) <vadim> it can be a good fursuit, but the good thing is that nobody can complain a fox doesn't have the right skin tone
113) <Gregor> I don't know that I've ever heard apocalypi described in terms of depth ...
114) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?)
115) <Keiya>  Why are the cops in GTA always so obsessed with my asshole?
116) <ais523> theory: some amused deity is making the laws of physics up as they go along
117) <Keiya> I want a patent on common sense   <Keiya> It wouldn't get me much though >_>
118) <Miya> I perceived it so hard I actually went away :O
119) <AnMaster>  fungot!*@* added to ignore list. <fungot> AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack.
120) * Warrigal refuses to say goodbye to Quas NaArt, as he is coming closer, not going farther.
121) <fax> sekuoir: that's just gay sex   <sekuoir> I am learning though!
122) <Gregor> Well yeah, but furthermore unlike, oh, say, an Apple product, you don't have to sign their "we own your sperm" license agreement to GET that SDK and the requisite libraries. ... <Gregor> pikhq: Sure, but it's the only way Apple could get a first-born-son clause into a modern licensing agreement without infringing child or slave labor laws.
123) <fax> okay I see it now, quines do exist
124) <Warrigal> Darn, now I can't acknowledge the reference you were making.
125) <soupdragon> if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect  <soupdragon>  ^ I learned that trick from atheists
126) <alise> use "grep --crazy"
127) * augur rubs alise's bum  [...]  <augur> what? she said square ped  <augur> :|
128) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation.  try running faster.
129) <fungot> alise: why internet is like wtf
130) <DoctorDog> I am an inherently pornographic being.
131) <Quas_NaArt> Hooray!   <Quas_NaArt> I'm an idiot.
132) <oklopol> you move on the tape and shit
133) <alise> like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English <ais523> alise: that's great filler <alise> ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language...
134) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing.  <pikhq> :(  <Sgeo_> Is it sexing?
135) <Bubo> ooh a test to see your procrastination hotspots   <Bubo> ill do it later
136) <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. [...]
137) <fungot> alise: nobody is allowed to fnord me in soviet russia
138) <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions
139) <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever.
140) <fungot> [...] i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine
141) <AnMaster> alise, marble  <AnMaster> marbelus
142) <alise> cmake is a nuclear powered waffle iron powered by a burning-hot testicle attachment  <alise> and it burns one of the waffles and doesn't touch the other.
143) <Aftran> I have a feeling iPods still beat me.
144) <coppro> we'd care about a turing-complete pencil
145) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles
146) <coppro> what's the data of? [...]  <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation  <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games  <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing
147) <Mathnerd314> Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough
148) <Quas_NaArt> Because you're a Mac user.   <lacota> I am! and proud of it to   <lacota> My mouse has *no* buttons.
149) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there.
150) <oklopol> but yeah i'm not exactly comfortable with this stuff, to me it seems like if you can unscrew lightbulbs, why couldn't you see into the future, or through walls as well
151) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs
152) <ais523> reading playboy for the articles actually seems plausible nowadays <ais523> after all, there's porn all over the internet, why would you /pay/ for it
153) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own.
154) <fungot> CakeProphet: reading herbert might be enlightening in one hand he held a long worm can be greased. twice i got it nearly there, and the protector of cattle. mars is also mentioned as a rainbow. as a seated baboon sometimes with its head.
155) <fungot> ais523: killer bunnies can be harmed by domesticated canines only.
156) <fungot> ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive.
157) <zzo38> Some people are reasonable, some people who are not reasonable insist on changing things so therefore progress depends on not reasonablepeple
158) <calamari> anmaster gonna give him a birthday bj?   <AnMaster> IF ONLY I COULD FIND MY PHONE
159) <ais523> cpressey: I have actually done a waterfall-model project that almost worked   <cpressey> That's where you have a flexible kayak that bobs and weaves between the rocks as it plummets off the cliff
160) <Gregor> alise: I suck at coding related.
161) <cheater99> you don't have an urethra, you're a girl.
162) <cheater99> incest is best
163) <ivancastillo75> Oh I get it you guys just use this space to do nothing ?
164) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#?  <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on
165) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric?  <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P
166) <alise> So basically we're having an awful lot of very dangerous intercourse.   <alise> Involving open wounds.   <coppro> I'm going to take a shower
167) <Gregor> <badgood> GOODBAD! Your watered down brand of evil conflicts with my botched attempts at dogoodery!
168) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime?   <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime
169) <pikhq> INTERNET  <coppro> YAY  <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath.
170) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH  <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here.
171) <nooga> i think of languages as tools, there is no holy grail of languages   <olsner> even if there's no holy grail, that doesn't mean cups of crap is ok
172) <fungot> pikhq: it was fragrant with the scent of abomination. hear a speech declaring a holy war, is the man insane? some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of a dragon, wonse?"
173) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose
174) <cpressey> Never ever use a quote which contains both the words "aloofness" and "gel" (verb).
175) <alise> I love logic, especially the part where it makes no sense.
176) <oklopol> pigeons are very smart. all the known ways to show a language is not regular are based on pigeons.
177) <ais523> it was too difficult
178) <Gregor-W> You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here.
179) <ais523> you should be eating corpses more
180) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible)
181) <fungot> alise: so parrot was based around gcc?
182) <fungot> Vonlebio: well, i'm only back in denmark because my work visa expired. please insert token to continue.
183) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer.
184) <oklofok> colon is where your ass comes from right
185) <cpressey> < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon
186) <alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." <cpressey> alise: I <cpressey> I was going to say something then your last line floored me
187) <alise> Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? <pikhq> alise: TLAAW
188) <fizzie> It's like mathematicians, where the next step up from "trivial" is "open research question". <fizzie> "Nope... No...This problem can't be done AT ALL. This one--maybe, but only with two yaks and a sherpa. ..."
189) <Vorpal> alise, it works fine for irc but interactive stuff? no.
190) <pikhq> Vorpal: YOU ARE AMERICAN
191) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily.
192) <alise> Gregor: You should never have got her pregnant.  <Gregor> what whaaaaaaaaaaaat
193) <benuphoenix> the pregnant ones are usually taken already.
194) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.)
195) <Vorpal> pikhq, Okinawan? Wtf is that
196) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit!  <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS
197) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM.
198) <Vorpal> dc -e '[a=]P?[b=]P?[dSarLa%d0<a]dsax+[GCD:]Pp' # easier-to-read version
199) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"?  <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know.  <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer  <alise> Vorpal: "horrible"
200) <alise> i like to imagine their mangled limbs.
201) <calamari> I got a game in my cereal box and I want to run it lol
202) <catseye> i like the feeling of freedom you get driving a bus
203) <oklopol> comex: what?  <oklopol> *vorpal  <oklopol> comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why
204) <fungot> Vorpal: you can't plant spiders, duh!
205) <fungot> elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature.
206) <fungot> ais523: my nose feels like a bad heuristic
207) <zzo38> catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream
208) <fungot> elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task.
209) <ais523> syntax is the least important part of a programming language  <ais523> other than Python
210) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo.
211) [spam] Any flavored hell can pee on the pig pen, but it takes a real football team to throw a slyly optimal formless void at a hole puncher.
212) <oklopol> there's a rather clear separation into the 99% of esolangs that are fun syntax ideas, and the 3% that someone actually put some thought into.
213) <fizzie> I don't trust ducks. They always look like they're planning something. I'm not sure it's a good idea to give them language capabilities.
214) <cpressey> fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! <cpressey> everything looks like an error anyway
215) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS
216) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap?
217) <Gregor> elliott: My university has two Poultry Science buildings. <Gregor> Two!
218) <olsner> DAMN YOU, I'm leaving  <Vorpal> olsner, FINALLY NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND WORLD DOMINATION!
219) <pikhq> Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work.
220) <oklopol> well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy  <oklopol> and i own a piano  <oklopol> and i'm not wearing socks
221) <ais523> fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot
222) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so.
223) <Zuu> it seems that CUIL is dead
224) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol
225) Thanks to nooga for constructive criticism, his ideas and being a constant annoyance. --http://theendisnear.no-ip.info/
226) <elliott> Vorpal loves the sodomy.  <Vorpal> elliott, sure why not
227) <elliott> [...] ALWAYS OPEN TO TRYING NEW THINGS.
228) <elliott> So it's not exactly trivial. [Later about same thing] <elliott> It's a trivial C program :P
229) <Gregor> "* There is no scientifically-justifiable reason to exclude pornography, which is a vital part of the web ecosystem. However, bear in mind that we're tracing JavaScript, not MPEG and JPEG decoding."  <Gregor> ^^^ This bullet-point is my crowning achievement as as a scientist.
230) <tswett> That is the mark of Gregor right there. <ais523> tswett: except that Gregor didn't write that <tswett> It's still the mark of Gregor.
231) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S.
232) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs.
233) <Vorpal> (had real world issues)  <Vorpal> (to deal with)  <ehird> Vorpal's pregnant.  <Vorpal> yes
234) <tswett> elliott: just to bring you up to speed, you are now my baby nephew.  <olsner> wtf, elliott is a nephew and his uncle is here?  <nooga> what  <tswett> Heck yes I'm elliott's uncle.
235) <elliott> ONLY GOOD QUOTES PLEASE!  AND NO FAKE ONES EITHER!
236) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot   <elliott> pikhq: I'm underage!
237) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number. <Sgeo> It's broken?
238) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored*
239) <elliott> quintopia: that's offensive, i was in a mirror accident and now my second half is a permanent mirror  <elliott> typing is kind of difficult
240) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring
241) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better?
242) <l4rk> your premise to falsify "false" is false
243) <pikhq> oklofok: I don't watch House, no.  <pikhq> oklofok: I prefer knowing how medicine actually works.
244) <ais523> I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck  <ais523> that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi
245) "Every physicist wants to violate Einstein, but thus far the great man has remained pretty chaste." --Kode Vicious
246) <fizzie> The Perl script is probably slower than the Befunge code.
247) <Goosey> I can play crysis, but not minecraft?
248) <zzo38> Maybe they should just get rid of Minecraft. If more people want it someone can make using GNU GPL v3 or later version, with different people, might improve slightly.
249) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once
250) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog>
251) <elliott> nobody link to goatse  <Phantom_Hoover_> elliott, that is an awesome MC idea.
252) <zzo38> Invent the game called "Sandwich - The Card Game" and "Professional Octopus of the World" (these names are just generated by randomly)
253) <zzo38> I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer.
254) <elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant>
255) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past?  <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors"
256) <fizzie> And to think: if only we wouldn't celebrate birthdays, there would be no birthday paradox, and we could get by with half as long hash functions. (What do you mean it doesn't work that way?)
257) <elliott> clue is a language for beauty, not usefulness  <elliott> or ability to run at all  <oklopol> ability to run at all is not even close to a design goal, no
258) <Phatom__Hovver> LoTR actually compresses pretty well into a film; the large amount of description becomes unnecessary. <pikh> LotR would compress pretty well into a book; the large amount of description *is* unnecessary.
259) <j-invariant> 22:55 < qfr> How am I supposed to develop software in Haskell if I can't even  prepare my projects in UML?! It seems like an impossible task.  <j-invariant> HAHA  [...]  <j-invariant> this is amazing, like meeting a Mormon or something
260) <Dylan> as long as the first dozen pages don't contain the word "panties" it is probably a good story.
261) <quintopia> vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly   <Vorpal> quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P   <quintopia> being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too
262) <asiekierka> GCC: -Os -O2 -O3 gives a 4x improvment
263) <elliott> Getting bad programmers to like something is a failure.
264) [CTCP] Received CTCP-ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERRMSG.
265) <elliott> i thought you said it was meant to be more useful in practice :D  <ais523> elliott: well, it /is/, for sufficient values of useful in practice  <ais523> umm, sufficiently small
266) <elliott> Vorpal: I'M NOT CLEVER OKAY
267) <ais523> yay CDE
268) <elliott> in retrospect that wasn't even necessary, as communal readings of the Funge-98 spec do just a good job of getting rid of trolls
269) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4))
270) <oklopol> hey speaking of young, some kinds asked me to buy some tobacco for them and i did, and then they were all likd "wow that guy's coool" when i told them i don't need their money
271) <oklopol> ah yes, indeed, alan turing was gay and stupid
272) <nddrylliog> are you always careful to have a small enough margin so that it can't contain the proof? <oklofok> nddrylliog: i usually use latex, and make sure my hd is almost full
273) [on Walter Bright] <nddrylliog> I went to chat with him after his talk at the ELC and he was like "hum, right - humans. How do they work again... oh, hi!"
274) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor
275) <elliott> mtve, now he's an expert idler.  <nddrylliog> mtve: kitty kitty kitty
276) <Vorpal> ooh I want to see ehird pole dancing  <ehird> I think that would be illegal.  <Vorpal> oh you are right  <Vorpal> damn :/
277) <j-invariant> I need a new desktop background  <Gregor> j-invariant: Try http://codu.org/spinners.png (tiled)  <j-invariant> uhrghoaudp
278) * quintopia sits on gregor
279) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...]
280) <fizzie> Deewiant: Did you take the course at some point and/or were you taking it now and/or did you actually already graduate and/or are you still in Otaniemi anyway?
281) <nddrylliog> elliott: are you kidding? you're horrible, horrible people. That's why I feel at home here.
282) <locks> who's walter bright and why is he so bright  <nddrylliog> locks: he's to D what I'm to ooc  <nddrylliog> locks: guilty
283) <A. Gelman and G. Romero> We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science.
284) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds.
285) <zzo38> ais523: Maybe it is better, because I don't think the octopus will live very well in the tree. But the difference is that the Internet is lying and you cannot see such things; you could make modified picture, though, in order to lie more clearly, at least.
286) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning?
287) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.)
288) <quintopia> who is guido van rossum  <olsner> you could say he's a man who grew a beard but acquired none of the associated good properties
289) <olsner> actually, I think vorpal is the "retarded team member" to the left
290) <elliott> Deewiant: ha, you were wrong, I have stacks, fungespace and MULTIPLE functions! <elliott> and a monad! <elliott> nothing can stop me now!
291) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (-)*10000  <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9  <Vorpal> yay
292) <Vorpal> !bfjoust test (++-)*1000000  <Vorpal> probably will suck  <EgoBot> Score for Vorpal_test: 30.4  <Vorpal> what
293) <Vorpal> `addquote <elliott_> I'm a bit 'tarded.  <Vorpal> (NOTHING PERSONAL!)
294) <ineiros> HELLWORLD!  <fizzie> It's like HELLO WORLD, except not *quite*.  <ineiros> There is more agony.
295) <elliott_> The context is Gracenotes releasing an illegal copy of a film about monster cock dildos.
296) <Deewiant> My STRN.G detects runoff strings that haven't been terminated but would hit a zero after wrapping and tries to allocate the 16+-gigabyte-stack required
297) <xplat> so you have legacy software in befunge that needs supported?
298) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think  <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck
299) [on egojoust] <elliott> The fact is that EgoBot's % handling is O(slow) and O(big), and mine isn't.
300) <ais523> OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension
301) <Deewiant> !bfjoust sm3 <  <EgoBot> Score for Deewiant_sm3: 43.4
302) <fizzie> $ perl -e '/? <-- HERE/'     Quantifier follows nothing in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/? <-- HERE  <-- HERE/ at -e line 1.
303) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa  * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero
304) <Gregor> I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P
305) <fizzie> file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag.
306) <zzo38> Some people is atheist and some agnostic, and some more religious people. Even some scientists are religious, which is OK, but you still have to remember, assuming God exists is not how you are supposed to do science!
307) <zzo38> If you want to use TeX formats invented by Christians, use Plain TeX. However, I do not think the religion of its author is a good way to decide what to use. I decide to use Plain TeX for its own reasons.
308) <elliott> lol @ closed character set standard  <elliott> "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows."
309) [on DNA Maze] <ais523> it requires more thought than Vorpal seems to be capable of
310) <nddrylliog> back to legal tender, that expression really makes me daydream. Like, there'd be black-market tender. Out-of-town hug shops where people exchange tenderness you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
311) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing.
312) * yorick has quit (K-Lined)
313) <zzo38> Lymia: I put big spider in my bed already. So if you have no more left you do not have to worry about it anymore. You can just take a cold shower or hot acid or whatever you want to, instead.
314) <ais523> gah, who'd have thought removing concurrency from algol could be so difficult
315) <ais523> anyway, no CSS editing for me right now, I fear I'd get sucked into a holy war [...] <ais523> I also fear it might end up breaking one of the Graue Regulations  <ais523> which are rules that you get into serious trouble for breaking, that nobody knows what they are until someone breaks them
316) <elliott> 320 quotes and still not a funny one yet!
317) <oklopol> zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that.
318) <elliott> just because i'm homosexual  <elliott> doesn't mean i have sex with men.  <elliott> ...i'm also a paedophile [...] <elliott> see if i'm a gay paedophile  <elliott> i don't have sex with men  <elliott> i have sex with BOYS
319) <oklopol> actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia
320) * elliott injects coke into his testicles
321) <zzo38> Why do you want to have sex in everything? I don't want.
322) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG"
323) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice.
324) <zzo38> However is probably better to have both queen/king and government in case one does bad thing, the other side can argue to them
325) <treederwright> enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity
326) <oklopol> shit would make great currency, because everyone would have it and you could literally be filthy rich
327) <fungot> elliott: there go my minutes of research!!
328) <Warrigal> My penis is definitely way smaller than that.
329) <tswett> There are white Africans out there, but, you know.  A black swan in the hand does not imply causation.
330) <anekant> what does coffee do to biological neural networks   <JRowe> what tiger blood does for charlie sheen
331) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here
332) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas.
333) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h   * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM)   <nyuszika7h> Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O   <Gregor> A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS.
334) <cpressey> addquoting yourself?  isn't that like commenting on your own facebook status?   <Gregor> Yup, but I'm JUST THAT AWESOME.
335) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing
336) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks
337) <oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid*  <oklopol> i mean  <oklopol> with you
338) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.)  00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric.
339) <zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience?  <Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent?
340) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!!
341) <catseye> wow, thinkgeek really makes me hate being alive
342) <olsner> it is from 2002 though, I was younger then
343) <elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny  <oklopol> something funny hagrea:D  <oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn
344) <ais523> elliott: hey, thinking's easier than using the Internet
345) <ZOMGMODULES> elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate.
346) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf.
347) <olsner> django is named after a person?  <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something
348) <Gregor> Ohheywait, I can make it a raytracer instead of a photon tracer so long as I run time backwards.
349) <cpressey> BYE dbc WE'LL BE SURE TO ACCIDENTALLY MENTION YOUR NICK OFTEN
350) <tswett> Of course, "b" is clearly just "pv".  <tswett> Say "pvottle".  It will sound... similar to exactly the same as "bottle".
351) [After a long monologue] <oklopol> i think i have to escape this heated discussion before it becomes a flamewar
352) <Gregor> That's for $literals in the parser. It should maybe be atol too, but probably you shouldn't have nonterminals with more than two billion children.
353) <zzo38> elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones.
354) <oklopol> i'm really sleep
355) <Gregor> elliott: Fythe-generated code doesn't use C calling conventions, because C calling conventions are for pussies.
356) <lament> elliott: well what i would do if i were omniscient and omnipotent would be to create an immortal woman with perfect tits and bang her for the rest of eternity
357) <Gregor> I use LiGNUXFCE+apps  <Gregor> That's pronounced by saying "Linux" and then vomiting, btw.
358) <monqy> I've only watched bad movies about video game. I enjoyed every second of it.
359) <oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop  <oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again"  <oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream)
360) <Vorpal> elliott, it was an artful robbery!  <Vorpal> wait, murder
361) <zzo38> I think I managed to make Stack Overflow work on gopher, now.
362) <oklopol> haha, god made one helluva blunder there :DS  <oklopol> "WHOOPS HE AIN'T DEAD YET!"  <oklopol> "luckily no one will believe him because christians are such annoying retards"
363) <zzo38> Not all Christians are, but there are a lot of Christians that are such annoying retards.
364) <elliott> <Yahweasel> <Vorpal> that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101
365) <elliott> A priori one cannot say that post hoc ergo propter hoc the diminishing returns would give; yet under quid pro quo one can agglutinate fabula and sujet into vagrancies untold.  <elliott> See? I'm intellectual.
366) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me
367) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN
368) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics!
369) <crystal-cola> anyway I've stopped ``trolling''  <crystal-cola> since apparently you guys don't like me claiming obviously false and absurd claims
370) <oklopol> i actually do like sucking
371) <zzo38> [...] you cannot always sanity, please. I can sometimes sanity, please.
372) <oklopol> i understand that people had to use twitter and facebook before irc was invented, but now they just feel like ancient history
373) <pikhq> o.O  <pikhq> There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca.  <Gregor> It's called "not being a mammal" :P
374) <ais523> the big issue with category theory is that pretty much everything forms a category
375) <oklopol> esperanto is just spanish with a diarrhea
376) <oklofok> destroying a local copy of the world is kind of like raping a robochick with a shovel tho
377) <elliott> ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON
378) <crystal-cola> I just thought you might have meant the Ramanujan tau and I was WOAH he weilds heavy weapons
379) <crystal-cola> http://www.sessionmagazine.com/img/nature/worlds-10-smallest-animals/worlds-10-smallest-animals07.jpg  <crystal-cola> worlds biggest thumb
380) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ......  <oerjan> DRINK ME
381) <crystal-cola> what telnets are there [...] <crystal-cola> where are a list of telnets?
382) <crystal-cola> (im not a lawyer)  <crystal-cola> (im just making stuff up
383) <tswett> Grr.  Why does it exist?  Why can't I kill it?
384) <olsner> boston cream pie? sounds related to a cleveland steamer
385) <crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm  <crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110  <crystal-cola> well  <crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that
386) <crystal-cola> 3 = 7/2
387) <Cheery> [...] OOPS.. my cockfile got destroyed
388) <Cheery> when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock.
389) <Cheery> right now. but I'm about 4kiB away from a lisp interpreter running off the .cock
390) <zzo38>    <elliott>    <quintopia> i know it's unusual, but i agree with you both to some extent
391) <elliott> Nationalism is no more (probably less) logical than consumerism, after all, as stupid as the word "logical" is as a system to rank things
392) <Gregor> Write-only IRC: best idea  <coppro> Gregor: we have that. It's called Twitter
393) <elliott> AV is better than first-past-the-post, like every voting system apart from the Random Elephant Stomping method
394) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW
395) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome  <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track
396) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire.
397) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so.
398) <elliott> Top universities now employ people to watch infomercials all day to find the latest mysteries.
399) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right?
400) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge.  when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup
401) <Gregor> Google Maps has options for "avoid highways" and "avoid tolls", but no "avoid Chicago"
402) <cpressey> `quote django  <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person?  <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something  <cpressey> thankfully only one
403) <monqy> `quote django  <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person?  <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 407) <cpressey> `quote django  <HackEgo> ​352) <olsner> django is named after a person?  <olsner> thought it would be a giraffe or something  <cpressey> thankfully only one  <monqy> thankfully only two
404) <cpressy> yeah the designers of the C++ template system really should have done a better job considering input  <pikhq> s/done a better job considering input/been shot/
405) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse  <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.>
406) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here  <Sgeo> I think so
407) <ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything <elliott_> Yes. <elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion.
408) <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: it's actually called Happy  <ZOMGMODULES> Vorpal: Do not use it.  Use Parsec.  This is the wisdom of ZOMGMODULES.
409) <oklofok> i hope that isn't child pornography  <oklofok> whew  <oklofok> equally cute tho, have to admit
410) <ZOMGMODULES> Felix's home page and Falcon's home page are actually the same page
411) <ZOMGMODULES> scripting language.  whole program analysis.  together at last
412) <zzo38> I figured out something about C program. If you use ? : a lot then you don't need as much parentheses but it makes it more difficult to understand.
413) <zzo38> Finally I found the wand of electric lightning now we can destroy any large object if it needs to be destroyed and is required to use a such a wand for that purpose.
414) <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django  <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django
415) <elliott_> `addquote <olsner> two quotes about quotes about django  <olsner> I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django  <olsner> elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/
416) <CakeProphet> [...] I'm not very well-versed in lame.
417) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle.
418) <Sgeo> Oracle's awesome
419) <GregorR> How to make a tasty deep-fried treat: 1) Buy ingredients: Large vat of boiling oil, dry ice and a small Filipino boy. 2) Place Filipino boy in dry ice until frozen solid. 3) Shatter now-frozen Filipino boy into boiling oil. 4) Wait fifteen minutes, drain and enjoy!  <CakeProphet> I have the weirdest boner right now.
420) <Vorpal> CakeProphet, the X support is fairly recent. Not more than a few decades old
421) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse
422) <pikhq_> And if they wanted to go for "true" security, they'd just do "Warning: your computer has not been turned into a plasma. This may cause some of your personal data to be stolen. Click here to turn your computer into a ball of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace."
423) <fizzie> [...] So it'll be a while before the boob will touch you back.
424) <fizzie> You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice.
425) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence.
426) <EgoBot> hey fhet's zeees OouooH SNEP IT'S A FOooCKING TIGER
427) <Phantom_Hoover> https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/pam/+bug/790538  <Phantom_Hoover> APT GUY STRIKES AGAIN  <Gregor> APT GUUUUUUUY NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA APT GUUUUUUUUUUUUUY
428) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself
429) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic?  <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'.
430) <oklopol> yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm considering getting a live one since stuff like "hello $name, your first name $first_name has |$first_name| letters, so by using numerology we can tell ..." is getting kind of boring
431) <zzo38> Fiddle. It makes a big difference, you know.
432) <oklopol> but touchscreens should feel like poking a boob
433) <oklopol> are there boobs you wack and squeeze around to move the mouse? [...] <oklopol> like those little nipples in laptop keyboards, but they'd be full-blown boobies
434) [after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures] <Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell...  <CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs.
435) <ais523> I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long
436) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser  <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be?
437) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult
438) <Gregor> You have no idea how desperately I want to avoid being a GC guy :P  <Gregor> Every year I go to ISMM and Doug Lea gives me a bizarrely-cheery "Hello!" and I'm like "awww shit I'm in memory management"
439) <oklopol> half the time the time travel model is one where a consistent universe essentially seems impossible if it supports any nontrivial agent-like behavior (because certainly one agent will want to destroy it using a retarded paradox), the other half seems to actually assume an implicit extra time axis and moving in time is still moving forward on this axis, you are just given a copy of past contents of the world.
440) <oklopol> anyway i have to get going, first lecture at 9 and i need to do a few iterations on my article, and do some unmentionable things which also take hours  <oklopol> and masturbate as well
441) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though.
442) <oklopol> so about jacuzzis, do they usually have a way to make it it not heat but freeze the water?
443) [on spiking] <CakeProphet> drugs are expensive. It would be a waste to use them on a random stranger.
444) <oklofok> what would you ever need petrol for  <oklofok> newsflash: it doesn't actually taste that good
445) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it  <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice.
446) <oklofok> "<pikhq> elliott: Americans also have 20 mile one-way commutes." <<< one-way commutes? you have like disposable jobs?
447) <oklofok> if i became a serial killer, it'd be because i want to kill people, not because i'm crazy
448) <elliott> It's a Toy Story character, you uncultured fuck.
449) <elliott> HAHAHAHA NO FNARF QUOTES EVER  <Gregor> Oh noooooooooooooooooose!  <elliott> Gregor: lol nose geddit
450) <olsner> you should know better than making þs out of wedlock
451) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing.  <oerjan> i understand it perfectly.  it's completely nuts.
452) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol  <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes
453) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function  <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating.
454) <Gregor> You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D
455) <coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA  <coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink"  <coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green
456) <ais523_> meanwhile, I've been running a program for over 24 hours (getting close to 48 now) which is calculating digits of pi, in binary  <ais523_> so far, it has found four digits  <ais523_> I hope it will find the fifth some time this week
457) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all.  <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east.  <copumpkin> you talking about me again?  <Phantom_Hoover> Yes.  <copumpkin> k
458) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane  <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum  <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked  <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean  <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade"  <Sgeo_> oops
459) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check  <Sgeo_> sanity  <Sgeo_> faliling  <Sgeo_> failing
460) <zzo38> Sanity is insufficient by itself. Many other things are also important.
461) <olsner> as always in sweden everything goes to a fixed pattern: thursday is queueing at systembolaget to get beer and schnaps, friday is pickled herring, schnaps and dancing the frog dance around the phallos, saturday is dedicated to being hung over
462) <oerjan> i never meta turing.  he died before i was born.
463) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page  <elliott> thanks  <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET
464) <Gregor> decrypt 'illustrates the "can do" approach of conservatism in a patriotic way'
465) <elliott> Gregor: do you have any idea how overrated lives are  <Gregor> Damn right!
466) <Gregor> "<Gregor> Damn right!" wouldn't be much of a quote :P
467) <elliott> im going to resurrect rutian  <elliott> with vitamin pills  <elliott> and book sales
468) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned
469) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada.
470) <NihilistDandy> elliott: His mouse obeys the law of the excluded middle :/
471) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere.
472) <d1ffe7e45e interpreter> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tap size reaches 2^63 cells.
473) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that.  which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly.
474) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life.
475) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory
476) <oklopol> [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container.
477) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks.  <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty.
478) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P  <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills
479) <oklopol> btw i saw my first prostitute about a week ago
480) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual  <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando.  <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula.  <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes?  <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now.
481) <tswett> elliott: by the way, you're now almost capable of crawling.
482) <monqy> it was a wonderful dream  <monqy> i died in it  <monqy> that's how it started
483) <ais523> the thing about modern semiconductor design is, 0s are more powerful as 1s
484) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets  <Sgeo> #toilet is useless  <monqy> is #toilet even a thing  <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets
485) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that  <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different
486) <oklofok> mixing drinks together is like taking all of mozart's works and listening to all of them at once  <oklofok> and in general a drink - and most foods - are kind like taking a song and then just taking the average of the notes and listening to it for three minutes.  <oklofok> olsner: the point is you don't have to be the composer yourself  <oklofok> not everyone knows what sequences of drinks taste the best
487) <oklofok> drinks should come in long long pipes that drip liquid at varying speeds, and you shouldn't just casually taste to them, you should really try to understand what the artist (the canposer?) was trying to convey when making the drink  <oklofok> olsner: well you know i'm a genius. anyway i like how food works tho, because it has both the element of composing and choice, it's kind of like an rpg really
488) <Madk> #%%:]__t�#  <Madk> do you see that  <Madk> that is great progress taking place
489) <oklopol> well you know because i could've used my "wtf, you have multiple identity elements smiley" o=oO=O  <oklopol> yeah, i have a smiley for everything.
490) <fungot> elliott: i have yet to demonstrate that the sml community has less productive power than the real chunk of meat.
491) <fizzie> elliott: You have become the very thing you fought for!
492) <fizzie> Deewiant: Well, I guess you could argue so. But to me a it's not a real clobbering if you can still tell there was something that got clobbered.
493) <Taneb> Turned out he got recursion, he just didn't get the return statement
494) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse.
495) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires  <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it
496) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently  <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex?
497) <oklopol> you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them  <oklopol> that doesn't work.  <oklopol> we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way
498) <fizzie> The zipWith Camel, a famous World War 1 era airplane.
499) <Taneb> Cut to February  <Taneb> War were declared  <Taneb> A galaxy in turmoil  <Taneb> Anyway, Febuary '10
500) <Taneb> I can't afford one of those!  <Taneb> A grandchild, not a laser printer
501) <oklopol> doctor who. i saw part of one episode of that and it reminded me of buffy the vampire slayer.
502) <NihilistDandy> MY CONTINUITY  <NihilistDandy> MY FANFICTION  <NihilistDandy> RUINED
503) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent  <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception
504) <oklofok> god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself
505) <ais523> (I don't include needing to use an object-oriented view of things as a reason to use C++, as C is better at that)
506) <Gregor> I have a WRT120N  <fizzie> Gregor: The WRT160NL has 40 units more of... stuff. Plus an L.
507) <fizzie> There's that saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.  [...] <Taneb> You've just gave me a different result  [...] <fizzie> It's always insane to expect different results, even when it's likely to occur.
508) <fizzie> Taneb: See, it's Obama's fault the guy's apartment is now worth less than their mortgage and something something something that translates to not being able to look for a proper fix.  <Taneb> Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon
509) <Taneb> That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise
510) <oklopol> interestingly enough, go is a second player win  <oklopol> chess is also first player win  <oklopol> tennis, interestingly enough, is always a draw.
511) <Sgeo> Fuck clay its only purpose is ecoration
512) <Taneb> Look, I often walk my dog through a field with cows in it. And I punched myself in the face once.
513) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor
514) <NihilistDandy> The Russian's emblem was the hammer and sickle, not the fist and other fist
515) <fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too?  <Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian!
516) <elliott> God, I sure do hate Apple and their header files that only include the functions they're specified to.
517) <elliott> Do one better! Pretend to be an idiot until YOU DIE.
518) <Taneb> So... God has jizzed on everything?  <oklopol> have you even READ the bible?
519) <elliott_> Vorpal: Won't be slower than Python ;-)  <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah but that is like saying a T-Ford going down a hill won't be slower than a bicycle uphill on a bumpy road :P
520) <Taneb> This staircase is very good for correcting people's opininons about communism
521) <monqy> rest in peace lambdabot????  <ais523> monqy: it'll probably be back later  <monqy> nap in peace
522) <Vorpal> ais523, how are we supposed to guess before you tell us unless you give us more hints?
523) <ais523> 99% OF USES OF STRDUP ARE ILLEGAL!
524) <NihilistDandy> Non sequitur is my forte  <NihilistDandy> On-topic discussion is my piano  <Taneb> Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte  <Taneb> Full fat milk is my pianissimo  <Taneb> On which note, I'm hungry
525) <elliott> in the title of the page it says "Well-Typed - The Haskell Consultants" but i want to know who are the haskell conraisins?
526) <Taos>  _  <Taos> | |__  _   _  ___  <Taos> | '_ \| | | |/ _ \  <Taos> | |_) | |_| |  __/  <Taos> |_.__/ \__, |\___|
527) <zzo38> If in some day, I publish some book, that might include some of the programs I have written too, but also some other books, possibly. However I never yet publish any book.
528) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly
529) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him.
530) <itidus20> It's ok guys.  I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality.
531) <NihilistDandy> Capitalism is a cancer. But I'm a smoker, anyway, so...
532) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games.  <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory"
533) <elliott_> its UNEBARBEL
534) <itidus20> australia kicks ass  <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything
535) <Sgeo> My memory passed  <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory
536) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people"  <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it.  take it from a norwegian.
537) <fungot> tswett: last argument must be a cub scout!! have you made your money-drop today??
538) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku  <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit  <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga
539) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team  <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new
540) <Taneb> aibohphobia  <Taneb> The fear of palindromes
541) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers.
542) <zzo38> elliott_: No it isn't a game, it is a computer game
543) <ais523> it actually worked, and faster than using Excel for rendering
544) <Patashu> Tomorrow's computer viruses will extend robotic arms from your computer to fiddle with the SD card to infect it!!
545) <monqy> beautiful summer / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck / fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
546) <pikhq> I actually had a Neopets account. I later gained a second digit in my age.
547) <Taneb> So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout?
548) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates.
549) <Taneb> Well, I'm now experimenting with clients  <fizzie> It doesn't sound like good PR to say that out loud.
550) <Taneb> I combined the wholegrain breakfast and chocolatey breakfast for maximum breakfast efficiency
551) <fungot> fizzie: i, myself, will bring an end to all.
552) <MDude> Tooth or Bear: Each turn, either take out your own tooth, or wrestle a bear.
553) <fungot> elliott: an old colonel lost, but a new brother gained. together they will ascend, each time you must be adventurin'.
554) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds?
555) <elliott> "Okay, got i-" "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. SCROLL FOR ME, CHILD."
556) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks.  <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL
557) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds.  <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him.
558) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy.  <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y
559) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god.  <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster.
560) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug?
561) <NihilistDandy> Having only been Catholic in the sense of being baptized that way, I still really like all their silly arcana  <NihilistDandy> Judaism has them beat, of course  <NihilistDandy> I almost converted just so I could look at my roommate's books
562) <ais523> it's probably the same people who were trying to organise gangs of shoplifters as some sort of complex protest against the government's economic policy
563) <fizzie> I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most.
564) <itidus20> what i mean by afk is  <itidus20> i can see how dumb it is.. ill make a coffe instead
565) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane
566) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction
567) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour
568) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime.
569) <monqy> the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis
570) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock.
571) <Patashu> it's the pain of the gaps argument  <Patashu> no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain  <Patashu> it's never close enough
572) <zzo38> Pythagoras was running away and he reached a field of beans, but he didn't want to step on them so he let those guys chasing him to kill him instead.
573) <itidus20> toasters tend to get hot every time they're used
574) <elliott> What does "life" actually mean, anyway; it seems to mean "this thing that's infinitely greater than all my actual hobbies that I do all the time because I rule"
575) <itidus20> well, you have bested me  <zzo38> itidus20: Yes.
576) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him
577) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof?  <itidus20> that's a tough question
578) <itidus20> software patents strike again  <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now  <ais523_> are they out yet?
579) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with  <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think
580) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail  <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha
581) <elliott> IM FIST IN HEAD AND DONT KNOW TO SLEEP??????
582) <elliott> I MIGHT BECOME GHOST
583) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms.  <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water.
584) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether.  <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn.
585) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing?  <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD  <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS
586) <ais523> (Enigma is two games; one is solving Enigma puzzles, the other is working out how to represent things as Enigma puzzles, preferably with the minimal amount of lua and player-hidden information possible)
587) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up
588) <elliott_> I hope in the future people curse me for creating such a shitty protocol.
589) <Taneb> Maybe if you try diplomacy.  <Taneb> Pointy steel diplomacy
590) <oklopol> i started running and smoking  <oklopol> i love my lungs the way they are so trying to balance them out
591) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics.
592) <evincar> elliott_: I don't see a difference between a function taking a function as an argument, and some composition of those functions.
593) <monqy> this reminds me of a time where this guy made up a pretend language that was in his fantasy world and then roleplayed as someone from his fantasy world who used the language and then tried to talk to me about the language
594) <Taneb> I think it's fizzie against everyone atm  <Taneb> AND EVERYONE IS WINNING  <Taneb> EXCEPT FIZZIE
595) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads
596) <fizzie> That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.)  <fizzie> The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though.
597) <monqy> mmm these music samples are still so tasteful
598) <monqy> im sampling ultra hip holiday  <monqy> hes the boogie woogie santa clause  <monqy> switching to oktoberfest  <monqy> yes i would love to shop to this
599) <monqy> im hungary too...but cnnot eat until hours
600) <monqy> i am out of all the fame loops  <monqy> and the australien soap opera loops  <monqy> so much loop / s omcuh
601) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0.  <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same.
602) <Vorpal> elliott_, oh they are people known in the ruby community?  <elliott_> Vorpal: Uh... you mean Hannah Montana?  <Vorpal> elliott_, yeah. And Zed Shaw. Either they are that or they come from popular culture.
603) <Vorpal> ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable!  <ais523> Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it
604) <fungot> elliott__: my fnord into normal life was a painful and difficult process. [...]
605) <fizzie> They're (according to current plans/rumours) going to release a grand total of approximately 1.1 MeeGo devices; the N9, plus the N950 "developers only" phone, which I'm counting as 0.1 because (even though it is a MeeGo device) it's not going to actually be released.
606) <monqy> game where you flip a coin but it's really really big
607) <NihilistDandy> Also Perl, but I don't really consider that a programming language so much as a really heavy implementatino of awk
608) <elliott> we need more films aimed at the lucrative irc nerd demographic
609) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling
610) <zzo38> I think Perl is a programming language too. [...]
611) <elliott> OK so firstly you should eliminate electrons.
612) <elliott> Deewiant: How do you go through life without seeing at least one gaping anus, that's what I want to know
613) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby  <elliott> I will boil your veins.  <Sgeo> Which is less bad?  <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages.
614) <fizzie> I tend to debase64 with perl -MMIME::Base64 -e 'print decode_base64("...");', because at least PERL stands for "PERL ein't-no ruddy-poo lol-GNU".
615) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard.
616) <Gregor> Electrons are so fragile X-D
617) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control.
618) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma.  <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected.  <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active.  <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING
619) <fizzie> "Do a sea monster while whatever."
620) <Patashu> But I mean, why fix it if it ain't broke? Except now it is
621) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern.
622) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed.
623) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident.
624) <CakeProphet> monqy: help how do I use lambdabot to send messages to people.  [...around half an hour later...]  <CakeProphet> @messages  <lambdabot> quicksilver said 1y 2m 18d 19h 54m 29s ago: you use @tell
625) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem.
626) <Vorpal> elliott, it is typical of you  <elliott> Vorpal: so are most things I say
627) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him
628) <fungot> elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you!
629) <elliott_> now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot =  <fungot> elliott_: let's not start that again."
630) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship?
631) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC.
632) <elliott> help me i am so alone :(  <monqy> new computer good enough to simulate real parents
633) <fungot> elliott: ppl should vote clinton because obama is biracial every1 knows that dood, look at him he has been on something lately.
634) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages
635) <fungot> elliott: mr president, commissioner, i fully accept that description when it comes to human rights. yes, with an average fat content of chocolate, and we are using double standards! we all know that under present legislation and also in relation to standardization bodies. if i do not want.
636) <fizzie> Isn't "strip nomic" just another word for all dating, though?
637) <ais523> this strikes me as probably better than a singularity, because you can't trust a random AI, but you can probably trust olsner
638) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/
639) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis.
640) <ais523> oh no, I think we've managed to mix three metaphors in a way that actually makes sense
641) <Patashu> dangit I need someone who knows the answers to my problems instantly and is always around for me!  <Patashu> I need.....an adult ;_;
642) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather.  <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy.
643) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside?
644) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede.
645) <elliott> When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a monad.
646) <monqy> one time I tried cpp programming ​ <monqy> it was hellish ​ <monqy> maybe I should try again
647) <fungot> CakeProphet: mr president, in the best egyptian judicial traditions has now been put off to friday. but i want my money back'. we know it generally deals with major infrastructure projects which could form part of the emergency package for korea, on christmas eve, in the interests of consumers and the environment of gmos.
648) <oklopol> king is something women are better at than men
649) <Taneb> Just goes to show, the Beatles are more interesting than green vegetables.
650) <elliott> Vorpal: who needs cars when you can walk to latvia
651) [from 2009] <fizzie> That's confusing. I have been indoctrinated to believe W|A, but on the other hand it's hard to unbelieve a book with such a ridiculously impressive name as "Handbook of physical testing of paper, Volume 2".
652) <monqy> in the past few minutes I tried remembering what my dream last night was, but instead remembered I didn't sleep
653) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it
654) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee
655) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables
656) <shachaf> elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses.  <shachaf> The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed.
657) <Gregor> You know how the arrow pierces your skin, rearranging and randomizing vital internal structure?  <Gregor> Monads are like that, only worse.
658) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items  <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items.
659) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me.  <monqy> no never  <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone.  <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage  <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all.
660) <elliott> Second Life is like... real life, modelled by people who've READ about real life, you know, in books.
661) <fizzie> One reasonable approach for the image->color case could be to take the mean (possibly in the RGB space, it doesn't have the hue discontinuity problem) of the most likely Gaussian distribution to have yielded the image pixels, considering each pixel as an independent sample.  <fizzie> Wait, that'd just be the mean. Never mind.
662) <Gregor> Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters.
663) <Gregor> Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC  <fizzie> The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac.
664) <itidus21> :D :D oh man.. i wonder if they ever made chess variants based off of animes
665) <tswett> Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively.  I'm not *that* pleased.  If you'll permit me to compensate slightly...  <tswett> elliott: fuck you.  <tswett> There.  Perfect.  Carry on.
666) <myndzi> lol :(
667) <Gregor> But whereas the Zune UI makes one think "I want to kill myself", the Windows CE UI makes one think "I want to kill myself, but first kill my parents as punishment for bringing into this world someone who would one day own a Windows CE device."
668) <hagb4rd> jesus, yes.. he was human  <hagb4rd> and that is fantastic  <hagb4rd> more than beeing able to speak with fish.. like seaman does
669) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be?
670) <elliott> `pastelogs really makes me hate being alive
671) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr
672) <ais523> if all my Facebook friends were to visit a page, it wouldn't make any difference at all
673) <ais523> it's definitely not a statistical fluctuation, they repeated the experiment 15 thousand times to make sure
674) <elliott> The moon is a much better target for colonisation because it would be IRCable.
675) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG  <Phantom_Hoover> What if  <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos
676) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo.  <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian.
677) <monqy> i agree with elliott
678) <monqy> did you know: gravity was inspired by apples
679) <ais523> isn't a neutrino detector just a large vat of washing-up liquid with a bit of machinery attached?
680) <fungot> fizzie: it doesn't *use* raw cgi. to my deep fnord i'm only fnord of the job description. it's badly fnord also.
681) <fizzie> It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be?
682) <fungot> sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life.
683) <ais523> elliott: so what are the two issues with xfce?  <elliott> they're very unlikely to fuck up Xfce, and it can be made to work basically exactly like gnome two
684) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works.
685) <fizzie> Vorpal: "still it's a flower in the sense that it's more experienced the nanny"
686) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard
687) <fizzie> I prefer the N64 controller, it's the only one that has place for my third hand.
688) <zzo38> The fighting game I prefer is the card game Yomi
689) <olsner> I think stealing is more appropriate
690) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion.  i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist.
691) <Ngevd> Dammit, Gregor, this is not the time to fall in love
692) <oklopol> but i guess (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2) if n is even, (x + y)^n = (x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)...(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)(x + y) is as good a fundamental theorem as any
693) <oklopol> so you are doing for compilers what imperative programming did for functional programming
694) <fizzie> Spacegoat is the network-operations-optimized-for-latency-of-minutes-or-hours-due-to-light-speed-limits variant of scapegoat, to be used when you need to check out some code from the Mars colony.  <fizzie> (I'm pretty sure we'll have established a Mars colony by the time scapegoat rolls out.)
695) <fizzie> [...] It's like the future was already here (in all its headache-inducing flickery glory) in the mid-1990s, and then it just... went away.
696) <fizzie dictionary> An 'ad hobbitem' fallacy is when you try to undermine someone's credibility by referring to how hairy his/her feets are.
697) [in the context of Open University] <Ngevd> "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux"
698) <CakeProphet> l;le;ler;le;lr;e;ler;ler;le;lerr;le;le;erle;e;rler;lere;er;lerrelrrerererlanggt
699) <monqy> never ever do bacon floats or i will hunt you down and kill you augh my leg
700) <fungot> Ngevd:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov
701) <Gregor> When my registrar is emailing me that codu.xxx is available, that's a problem.
702) <Phantom__Hoover> Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it?  <Ngevd> You stole it from us first!
703) <monqy> bad people have feelings too  <monqy> but they're bad  <monqy> so it's okay
704) <fizzie> It's a bit like a regular monowheel, except when you brake too hard, instead of you going around and around inside the wheel, the (1100lb) wheel rolls over you.
705) <shachaf> Real Tar is GNU tar.  <shachaf> You just ignore whichever features don't make you feel superior enough.
706) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy".  it's the same except no one understands it.
707) <Patashu> that's trippy. how does such a thing evolve? what biological niche is it filling? we need to film a mockumentary on this
708) <elliott> fizzie: It's like a JIT, if JITs were... strings.