<wib_jonas> slashlearn hand injuries//Hand injuries are surprisingly common among webcomic writers, see eg. http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2314 http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0864.html or https://www.irregularwebcomic.net/news.php?date=2020-05-27

#!/usr/bin/perl
$_ = (join " ", @ARGV) || `words`; s/^\s+|\s+$//g; print "Bless you, $_. "; if (/[aeiouyAEIOUY0134]/) { s/^[^aeiouyAEIOUY0134]*/Bl/; } else { s/^./B/; } print "$_.";