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<hppavilion[1]> le/rn Rogue One//Any regular who gives the slightest Rogue One spoiler shall be hunted down in real life and have their intestines removed through their eye sockets. Members would not be exempt if they existed, which they don\'t.
author | HackBot |
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date | Sat, 17 Dec 2016 23:40:13 +0000 |
parents | 61773ea4b7b2 |
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bin/?: else echo "$1? ¯\(°_o)/¯"; exit 1; bin/¿:? "$@" | rev | tac bin/؟:? "$@" | rev bin/anonlog: grep -P -i -- "$1" ????-??-??.txt | shuf -n 1| sed "s=<[^>]*> ==" bin/anonlog: file=$(shuf -en 1 ????-??-??.txt) bin/aseen:done < <(ls -r /var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??.txt) bin/bienvenido:if (defined($_=shift)) { s/ *$//; s/ +/ @ /g; exec "bin/@", $_ . " ? welcome.es"; } else { exec "bin/?", "welcome.es"; } bin/bseen:done < <(ls -r /var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??.txt) bin/define: echo 'Define what?' bin/define: --dump --width=1000 'http://google.com/search?q=define:'"$QUERY" | Binary file bin/delvs matches bin/e:echo elieser224: ¿por qué con frecuencia altas y bajas? bin/ello: if (!(name != null ? name.length : void 0)) { bin/ello: console.log(consonant_then_o.test(name) ? name.replace(consonant_then_o, function(match, before, consonant, rest) { bin/ello: }) : ell_manglable.test(name) ? name.replace(ell_manglable, function(match, before, middle, rest) { bin/ello: }) : starts_with_o.test(name) ? 'hell' + name : ends_with_consonant_then_vowel.test(name) ? name.replace(ends_with_consonant_then_vowel, function(match, before) { bin/ello: }) : ends_with_consonant.test(name) ? name + 'ello' : "Hello, " + name + "!"); Binary file bin/emmental matches bin/etymology: echo 'Look up what?' bin/etymology: --dump --width=1000 'http://etymonline.com/?search='"$QUERY" | bin/forget:echo "Forget what?" Binary file bin/fortune matches Binary file bin/fueue matches bin/gaseen:arr=(/var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??.txt) bin/gccrun:r=$? bin/google: echo 'Google what?' bin/google: --dump --width=1000 'http://google.com/search?q='"$QUERY" | bin/?h:? "$@" | perl -pe 's/([aeiouy])([bcdfghjklmnpqrstvxz])\b/$1h$2/ig' bin/hatesgeo:perl -n -e '/:(.*?)!.*JOIN/; $j{$1}++; END {print "$_ $j{$_};" for sort {$j{$b} <=> $j{$a}} keys %j}' $@ bin/?hh:\? "$@" | perl -pe 's/([aeiouy])([bcdfghjklmnpqrstvxz])/$1h$2/ig' bin/js:## <http://icedtea.classpath.org/bugzilla/show_bug.cgi?id=179> bin/js:## <http://www.openoffice.org/issues/show_bug.cgi?id=91641> bin/learn:topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed 's/^\(a\|the\) //;s/s\? .*//') bin/list:grep '^..:..:..: <[^>]*> `list' /var/irclogs/_esoteric/201[3-9]-??-??.txt | sed 's/^.*<//;s/>.*//;s/_*$//' | sort -u | tr '\n' ' ' bin/log: grep -P -i -- "$1" ????-??-??.txt | shuf -n 1 bin/log: file=$(shuf -en 1 ????-??-??.txt) Binary file bin/lua matches Binary file bin/luac matches bin/luarocks:package.path = [[/hackenv/share/lua/5.2//?.lua;/hackenv/share/lua/5.2//?/init.lua;]]..package.path bin/luarocks-admin:package.path = [[/hackenv/share/lua/5.2//?.lua;/hackenv/share/lua/5.2//?/init.lua;]]..package.path Binary file bin/macro matches Binary file bin/mov matches Binary file bin/node matches Binary file bin/nooodl: matches bin/pastelog: file=$(shuf -en 1 ????-??-??.txt) bin/pastelog: lines=$(timeout 25 grep -P -i -- "$1" ????-??-??.txt | head -n 301) bin/pastelogs: file=$(shuf -en 1 ????-??-??.txt) bin/pastelogs: lines=$(timeout 25 grep -P -i -- "$1" ????-??-??.txt | head -n 301) bin/pastlog:grep -P -i -- "$1" $(ls ????-??-??.txt | head -n -1) | shuf -n 1 bin/prefixes:echo 'Bot prefixes: fungot ^, HackEgo `, EgoBot !, lambdabot @ or ?, thutubot +, metasepia ~, jconn ) , blsqbot !' bin/quine:cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric; cat $(ls ????-??-??.txt | tail -1) | sed 's/[^>]*> //' | grep '^`' | tail -1 #Best cheating quine ever? bin/randomanonlog:awk 'sub(/^<[^:]+:[^ ]+ PRIVMSG #esoteric :/,"")' < `ls /var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??-raw.txt | shuf -n1` | shuf -n1 Binary file bin/rot256 matches Binary file bin/searchlog matches bin/seen:($n,$e)=split /\s+/, join(" ",@ARGV); $n=~s/ *$//; $c="ls -r /var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??.txt"; $c.=" | head -n 30" unless $e eq "ever"; @f=split /\s+/, `$c`; for $f (@f) { open F,"<$f"; @l=grep(/^..:..:..: <$n>/i,<F>); close F; if (@l) { $b=$f; $b=~s#.*/(.*?).txt#$1#; print "$b $l[-1]"; exit 1; } } print $e eq "ever" ? "not that I remember" : "not lately; try `seen $n ever"; bin/seens:find /var/irclogs/_esoteric -mindepth 1 -maxdepth 1 -type f -name '????-??-??.txt' | sort -r | xargs -d'\n' -r tac -- | grep "^..:..:..: <$1>" | head -n 1 bin/shove: ? @ARGV : <>; bin/shove:my $width = 0; $width = ($width < length $_ ? length $_ : $width) for @program; bin/shove: $cmd eq "'" and ($quotecount += ($lws ? -1 : 1)), ($lws = !$lws); bin/shove: $cmd eq '"' and ($quotecount += ($lws ? 1 : -1)), ($lws = !$lws); Binary file bin/tclkit matches bin/tell:echo "I think you mean \"@tell $@\" instead?" Binary file bin/units matches bin/welcome:if (defined($_=shift)) { s/ *$//; s/ +/ @ /g; exec "bin/@", $_ . " ? welcome"; } else { exec "bin/?", "welcome"; } bin/wercome:if (defined($_=shift)) { s/ *$//; s/ +/ @ /g; exec "bin/@", $_ . " ? wercome"; } else { exec "bin/?", "wercome"; } bin/wl: url = 'http://%s.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?format=json&action=query&' \ bin/word:my $parse_line = qr/(\d*)(?: +(\d+))?/;