COBOL is for morons.
		-- E. W. Dijkstra
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!
Advogado: É uma pessoa que escreve um documento de 10.000 palavras e o
chama ``sumário''.
                -- Franz Kafka
Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
	(1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
	(2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
	(3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the
	    first two laws.
...the increased productivity fostered by a friendly environment and quality
tools is essential to meet ever increasing demands for software.
		-- M. D. McIlroy, E. N. Pinson and B. A. Tague
Idiot, n.:
	A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human
	affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Q:	Why do ducks have big flat feet?
A:	To stamp out forest fires.

Q:	Why do elephants have big flat feet?
A:	To stamp out flaming ducks.
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It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly,
since it has no ears.
		-- Marcus Porcius Cato