<Zarutian> le/rn cemental/ The feeling of being cemented in place and it is making you mental. Can happen in ackward infrequent family gatherings such as Easter-Bum-Hunting where one cannot leave without breaking an reluctantly ontaken social responsibility.

higgledy piggledy / hp pavilion / doesn't like jokes that are / written in text; // uncontroversially, / one in a million is / roughly the chance they won't / be left perplexed