<mrhmouse> echo "(function(){var e,l,o,t;t=process.argv[2],(null!=t?t.length:void 0)||(console.log(\'Usage: ello <name>\'),process.exit()),o=/(.*)(e)$/i,e=/(.*)([bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxz])([o0].*)/i,l=/[bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxz]/i,console.log(e.test(t)?t.replace(e,function(e,l,o,t){return l+o+\'ell\'+t}):o.test(t)?t.replace(o,function(e,l){return l+\'ello\'}):l.test(t)?t+\'ello\':\'Hello, \'+t+\'!\')}).call(this);" >> bin/ello

#!/bin/bash
if /bin/ls -id "$@" 2>/dev/null | grep -q ^969195 ; then echo 'As the wisdom directory contains many files named after nicks, listing it in public annoys people. Try https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2023808/wisdom.pdf instead.'; else exec -a ls /bin/ls "$@"; fi