<mrhmouse> echo "(function(){var e,l,o,t;t=process.argv[2],(null!=t?t.length:void 0)||(console.log(\'Usage: ello <name>\'),process.exit()),o=/(.*)(e)$/i,e=/(.*)([bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxz])([o0].*)/i,l=/[bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxz]/i,console.log(e.test(t)?t.replace(e,function(e,l,o,t){return l+o+\'ell\'+t}):o.test(t)?t.replace(o,function(e,l){return l+\'ello\'}):l.test(t)?t+\'ello\':\'Hello, \'+t+\'!\')}).call(this);" >> bin/ello

#!/bin/sh
cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric
if [ "$1" ]; then
    grep -P -i -- "$1" ????-??-??.txt | shuf -n 1
else
    file=$(shuf -en 1 ????-??-??.txt)
    echo "$file:$(shuf -n 1 $file)"
fi