<mrhmouse> echo "(function(){var e,l,o,t;t=process.argv[2],(null!=t?t.length:void 0)||(console.log(\'Usage: ello <name>\'),process.exit()),o=/(.*)(e)$/i,e=/(.*)([bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxz])([o0].*)/i,l=/[bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxz]/i,console.log(e.test(t)?t.replace(e,function(e,l,o,t){return l+o+\'ell\'+t}):o.test(t)?t.replace(o,function(e,l){return l+\'ello\'}):l.test(t)?t+\'ello\':\'Hello, \'+t+\'!\')}).call(this);" >> bin/ello

#!/usr/bin/env bash
n="<${1% }>"; n="${n,,}"
while ((i++ < 30)) && read -r file
do awk -vf="${file##*/}" -vn="$n" 'tolower($2) ~ n{x=$0} END{if(!x) exit 1; print f,x}' "$file" && exit;
done < <(ls -r /var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??.txt)
echo "not lately"