<mrhmouse> echo "(function(){var e,l,o,t;t=process.argv[2],(null!=t?t.length:void 0)||(console.log(\'Usage: ello <name>\'),process.exit()),o=/(.*)(e)$/i,e=/(.*)([bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxz])([o0].*)/i,l=/[bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxz]/i,console.log(e.test(t)?t.replace(e,function(e,l,o,t){return l+o+\'ell\'+t}):o.test(t)?t.replace(o,function(e,l){return l+\'ello\'}):l.test(t)?t+\'ello\':\'Hello, \'+t+\'!\')}).call(this);" >> bin/ello

#!/bin/sh
echo "$@" | tr A-Za-z0-9 [A*26][a*26][4*10]