<c00kiemon5ter> printf \'%s\\n\' \'#!/bin/sh\' \'ls -r /var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??.txt | while read -r file; do awk -vs="^..:..:..: <$1>" \'\\\'\'$0 ~ s{x=$0} END{if(!x) exit 1; print x}\'\\\'\' "$file" && break; done\' >bin/seen

HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you imagine it's running as root with no sandboxing.