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<b_jonas> learn Burlesque is only the sexiest language on Earth. mroman created it for finance analysis because the traditionally used K and Dyalog APL are unreadable. (See: http://mroman.ch/burlesque )
author HackEso <hackeso@esolangs.org>
date Sat, 04 Jan 2020 22:50:21 +0000
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Your lifespan is how fat you are in the time dimension. The temporally fattest person in the world has a temporal length of 122 years. Interestingly, the fatter you are in space, the less fat you tend to be in time.