<b_jonas> learn Burlesque is only the sexiest language on Earth. mroman created it for finance analysis because the traditionally used K and Dyalog APL are unreadable. (See: http://mroman.ch/burlesque )

#!/usr/bin/perl -CSDA
$_ = (join " ", @ARGV) || `words`; s/^\s+|\s+$//g; print "Thanks, $_. "; if (/[aeiouyAEIOUY0134]/) { s/^[^aeiouyAEIOUY0134]*/Th/; } else { s/^./T/; } print "$_.";