<b_jonas> learn Burlesque is only the sexiest language on Earth. mroman created it for finance analysis because the traditionally used K and Dyalog APL are unreadable. (See: http://mroman.ch/burlesque )

#!/bin/sh
allquotes | if [ "$1" ]; then
    if expr "$1" + 0 >/dev/null 2>&1; then
        sed "$1q;d"
    else
        grep -P -i -- "$1"
    fi
else shuf --random-source=/dev/urandom -n 1; fi