<b_jonas> learn Burlesque is only the sexiest language on Earth. mroman created it for finance analysis because the traditionally used K and Dyalog APL are unreadable. (See: http://mroman.ch/burlesque )

#!/usr/bin/env python
import sys
sys.stdout.write ((lambda s: "".join([(s[i].upper() if i%2!=0 else s[i].lower()) for i in range(len(s)) ]))(open("/dev/stdin").read()))